#189 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.09.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #189 (03.09.19)

Originally aired: February 16, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Regulars: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Michael Turley, DJ Pre K, plus comedic cast of characters
Theme: Freewheeling talk about cars, odd news, drugs, humor, and life—with car buying at the center.

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

This episode delivers the fast-talking, ribald energy of The John Clay Wolfe Show, blending car business, wild stories, and an unfiltered look into American subcultures. The crew shares car-buying insights, jokes, and behind-the-scenes banter, all while engaging with listeners across the country.

Cars, outrageous humor, personal mishaps, drugs, and some playful socio-political commentary fill the air. A running thread is the challenge of dealing with the public—whether it’s buying cars, fielding complaints, or handling praise and critique.

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

• Opening (00:01–01:09)
• JD’s Knee Injury & The Great Hydrocodone Debate (01:10–05:49)
• Car Buying and Value Calls (06:52–12:08)
• Listener Interactions & Painkiller Stories (12:09–15:52)
• Music & Show Critiques (15:53–22:30)
• DJ Pre K’s “Guess The Drug” Crime (23:26–31:25)
• Family & Weed Conversations (31:26–33:45)
• Live Car Bids & Colorful Callers (33:46–39:45)
• Listener Paula Calls In: Show Critique (49:56–56:07)
• Comedic News Recap: Michael Jackson, R. Kelly (34:45–53:48)
• Car Buying Saga: Lies & Meltdowns (92:25–100:06)
• Special Guest: Comedian Tone Bell (102:32–124:44)
• Political Poll: Trump or Not? (153:27–156:54)
• Aftershow Podcast (174:24–end)

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OPENING (00:01–01:09)

• Cold open parody: A faux father-son stork story devolves into a joke about the host’s "dirty" wife.
• Introduction: John Clay Wolfe welcomes listeners and introduces castmates—JD Ryan, Bobbo, Michael Turley, the comedic characters, and DJ Pre K.

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JD’s KNEE INJURY & THE GREAT HYDROCODONE DEBATE (01:10–05:49)

JD's Tale of Woe

• JD Ryan arrives on crutches after a hailstorm, explaining how he injured his knee dodging the family dog.
• The crew riffs on whether JD’s injury was “sexual”; JD cracks, “I thought about making up a great, you know, swinging with the—but no, it was just the dog in the hailstorm...” (03:17)
• JD asks for hydrocodone, sparking a debate about pain management, drugs, and the price/value of prescription pills.
  • “So JD calls me ...Are you kidding? I've been eyeballing those things. I didn't think. I stopped checking people's bottles years ago.” – John (04:16)

Hydrocodone Street Value

• Listeners call in to appraise the “street value” of pills: "$10 per 10mg pill, a dollar a milligram.” (08:20)
• Callers share their opioid struggle stories humorously: “Painkillers are their big business... I could easily spend a couple hundred dollars a day.” – (09:06)
• John asks, “Did you wind up like, stealing and robbing your friends and your grandmother and all the stuff like the afternoon after school movie? ...Did you screw your stepmom?” (09:10)

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CAR BUYING AND VALUE CALLS (06:52–12:08)

Sample calls:

• Al is trying to sell an old GMC truck with almost 300,000 miles.
• “I think that hydrocodone's worth more than this thing... It's like the scales are tipping.” (10:41)
• John introduces the show’s car business: “If you want me to buy it, call me 800-800-7234... GiveMeTheVIN.com…”

Expansion Updates:

• “We just started on the east coast. Step one is D.C. Baltimore. ...Then Philly ...Jersey, New York City.” – John (05:27)

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LISTENER INTERACTIONS & PAINKILLER STORIES (12:09–15:52)

• Ongoing riff: the hosts joke about using, sharing, and pricing hydros.
• “I broke my back in a motocross race. I'm as messed up as a soup sandwich, dude.” – John (12:36)
• JD: “Are you in pain all the time?” John: “Yeah, I mean… until I ran into my ex-wife last night at dinner.” (12:52)
  • Bobbo quips, “I just forgot. ...She’s taking my daughter to Colorado to go skiing... worried about her smoking pot... she’s going to drug test her. I’m like, that’s kind of accusational.” (13:00)

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MUSIC & SHOW CRITIQUES (15:53–22:30)

Banter About Bumpers, Music Taste, and Classic Rock

• Disagreement about music for the show bumpers and listeners' musical taste.
• Listener Paula writes in to critique Bobbo’s music selections: "Your choice in music is not quite there.” (54:17, repeated later)
• “Bobbo has a talent and it's not music... If I went to a party at his house, I would not return for another party if he was playing that kind of music at the party.” – Paula’s email (50:44)
• The team jokes about “Outlaws” vs. “Poco” and complaints about Weezer, SNL clips, etc.

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DJ PRE K’s “GUESS THE DRUG” CRIME (23:26–31:25)

Game Segment: Guess What the Criminal Was On?

• South Carolina story: Guy shoots his cousin for eating his chips.
• Hosts guess weed, alcohol, Molly, etc.
• DJ Pre K reveals, "Man had the munchies like a mother... Ryan Dean Langdale ...was on that weed.” (30:30)

Hosts reflect on parental caution:

• “If you push on them, then they're gonna go do it... damned if you do, damned if you don't.” (26:49)

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FAMILY & WEED CONVERSATIONS (31:26–33:45)

• John describes his ex-wife's paranoia about their daughter smoking pot on a ski trip in Colorado.
• “If you are gonna...smoke grass, I suggest you go to Steamboat Colorado and get on lift B.” (32:10)
• Amusing reminisce of getting high on ski slopes and seeing "the Sleeping Giant."

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LIVE CAR BIDS & COLORFUL CALLERS (33:46–39:45)

• Multiple listeners call in to value or sell cars—Tahoe, Genesis, F-150, Camaros, etc.
• Quirky humor: “You and me, baby. Four grand.” “Is that a WS6? No, that's Trans Am, Buddy. This is Bruce... Bruce with the Down at the private collector shop.” (60:38)

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LISTENER PAULA CALLS IN: SHOW CRITIQUE (49:56–56:07)

Paula voices her critique directly:

• “Bobbo, I think you have an excellent voice, but your choice in music is not quite there.” (54:17)
• “It has an old feeling, you know? It’s jazzy. You’re playing that jazzy stuff.” (55:57)

Back-and-forth with Bobbo:

• Bobbo: “She thinks I tend to the obscure... but that's okay for you. But it's not..." (55:11)
• Paula stands her ground, but supports the show’s humor overall.

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COMEDIC NEWS RECAP: MICHAEL JACKSON, R. KELLY (34:45–53:48)

• Discussion of Leaving Neverland and Michael Jackson’s abuse allegations.
• Debate: Should radio still play Michael Jackson or Bill Cosby? “Are we gonna get banned later on when they find out about us?...DJ’s not black.” (36:07)
• R. Kelly interview with Gayle King dissected and parodied: “When you beat your case, you beat your case. ...but you’re still a pedophile...” (53:36)

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CAR BUYING SAGA: LIES & MELTDOWNS (92:25–100:06)

Hooter’s Meltdown:

• Longtime car buyer “Hooter” loses his cool over flaky sellers and rude customers.
• John plays a “greatest hits” of Hooter’s outbursts:
  • “What am I getting? Every shaky deal up in this mother, man. God, me. I’m done. I’m done for the day!” (93:08)
  • "Let’s just say, I had a delicious plate of bacon and eggs this morning in the Donald J. Trumpeteria." (159:23, fake Trump school principal bit)

Dealer frustrations:

• The crew details other customer lies, last-minute cancellations, and dispatching woes.

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SPECIAL GUEST: COMEDIAN TONE BELL (102:32–124:44)

Interview Highlights:

• Plenty of name confusion (“Tone Loke”), razzing, and sexual banter:
  • “What inspired you to write Funky Cold Medina?” – John (104:02)
  • “I'm an equal opportunity DM slider.” – Tone Bell (104:55)
• Guest stars in “Black, White, Latino or Other” game—guessing ethnicity in crazy crime stories.
  • Tone jokes: “I’m going white... only because it sound like the rope was readily available. Nobody had to go get it. You already had it...” (110:13)
• Social commentary: “Somebody really needs to bring back sketch comedy. ...You know, he [Chappelle] leaned so much in trying to, trying to bring us together through division...” (123:52)
• Tone promotes his Showtime special, Can’t Cancel This, and current projects on CBS.

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POLITICAL POLL: TRUMP OR NOT? (153:27–156:54)

John takes live calls on Trump 2020:

• “If you are going to vote for Trump or not vote for Trump, call in...”
• Overwhelming support: Nearly every caller, from Texas to Oklahoma, says “Trump all the way.”
• One naysayer: “How are these people going to vote for a man in prison?” (156:22)
• Bobbo quips, “Well, we've learned what kind of advertisers we need to market on the JCW show.” (160:03)

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AFTERSHOW PODCAST (174:24–end)

• NSFW, uncensored banter: The team decompresses and calls Paula for a deeper dive into her music critique.
  • “I love the fact that you're busting his fucking balls over the music selection, because I do it all the time.” – John (176:19)
• Paula reveals she prefers white men; the team jokingly calls out her “reverse racism.”
• Nostalgic stories about childhood parties, getting high, family drama, and car business war stories.
• Reflective talk on show format, handling political/racial humor, and ambitions to expand to NYC/Philly radio.

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NOTABLE QUOTES & MEMORABLE MOMENTS

• JD’s Injury
  • “At 4:30 in the morning, there’s a hailstorm... the dog jumps up and he zigs and I zag and I just jacked up my knees like somebody shoved a screwdriver in it.” — JD (02:16)
• Pill Value
  • Call-in: “It’s usually a dollar a milligram.” — Listener Jeff (08:17)
  • “I think that hydrocodone's worth more than this thing.” — John (10:30)
• Family Paranoia
  • “She’s worried about her [my daughter] smoking pot so she’s going to drug test her. I’m like, that’s kind of accusational.” — John (13:00)
• Car Buying Candor
  • “I mean, does 4,000 buy it?...110,000 miles. I mean…” — John to caller on Camaro (66:50)
• Paula’s Feedback
  • “Bobbo, I think you have an excellent voice, but your choice in music is not quite there.” — Paula (54:17)
• Show’s Self-Image
  • “Very bad taste and very low LCQ and. And just sophomore bad humor is really what I was trying to do.” — John (37:03)
• Hooter’s Meltdown
  • “What am I getting Every shaky deal up in this mother, man. God, me. I'm done. I'm done for the day!” — Hooter (93:08)
• Tone Bell on Diversity
  • “I'm an equal opportunity DM slider.” — Tone Bell (104:55)
  • “Some people are really good at that. That’s not really what I do.” (123:52)
• On Trump Votes:
  • “I think...I think that hydrocodone's worth more than this thing...Does it have...” — John (10:30)
• Closing Satire:
  • “He's not a hater, he's the accidental racist!” (171:16)
  • “Vote for Trump Twice, brother!” (160:09)
  • “Kind of what I figured.” — John (160:24)

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TIMESTAMPS FOR KEY SEGMENTS

• JD’s Knee / Hydrocodone – 01:10–05:49
• Car Calls Open – 06:52–12:08
• Caller: Pill Value – 08:05–09:33
• Funny Car Values – 10:30–11:50
• Family Drug Stories – 12:44–13:45; 25:27–26:49
• Music Critique: Paula – 49:56–56:07
• Black, White, Latino or Other (with Tone Bell) – 106:28–114:16
• Trump Phone Poll – 153:27–156:54
• Hooter’s Meltdown – 92:25–100:13
• After Show Podcast – 174:24–end

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TONE & LANGUAGE

Upbeat, irreverent, and rapid-fire. Equal parts car dealership, morning zoo, and old-school radio roast. Frequently walks the line of risqué and “borderline.”

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SUMMARY

This episode is a freewheeling, joke-stuffed morning show with a focus on car buying, dysfunctional life moments, and a rotating cast of characters who keep things laced with sarcasm and satire. The team provides real car values, riffs on drugs and music, responds (sometimes brutally) to listener feedback, and layers the show with social, racial, and political commentary in a Texas radio tradition.

If you like your car radio with a side of Caustic Comedy, Real Talk, and unpredictability—The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers.

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Transcript

[A]

Are you ready to go meet your new little brother, Billy?

[B]

Sure, dad. Dad.

[A]

Yes, son?

[B]

Where do little brothers come from?

[A]

Well, a stork brings them.

[C]

Oh, so Mommy, a stork.

[A]

Yes. Yes, she did, Billy. Your mother's a dirty, dirty woman. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Claywolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Ramiro Romo, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[D]

Good Saturday morning, Babbo.

[A]

Or you say J.D. ryan's my friend over there on my left.

[D]

Paradise.

[A]

You're looking. You're looking a little different today. Should we get into it now? Should we save it?

[D]

Let's. We'll save it everything. Now, this is Good morning to Washington, Good morning to Maryland, Good morning to Virginia.

[A]

It's nice to see you, D.C. my name's Bobbo. This is the John Clay Wolf show for a Saturday, February 9th. And there's a tendency in this room, and I get this more than anybody, I think when I ask, when I first see somebody, hey, what's with that bandage on your head? And everybody goes, save it, save it. It's better to talk about it on the air, right?

[E]

Yes. We need to talk about what? What is going on with J.D.

[B]

Ryan?

[D]

Well, I was almost not here today. It was fantastic.

[E]

Let me just say, describe what I saw. I look out the door. We have this door. We come into the studio, glass door. And I see it looked like an old man. Like really an old man on two crutches hunched over with his bag hanging off his neck. I'm like, who is this guy walking.

[B]

In here who's the homeless?

[D]

Because there are some homeless people that kind of hang out in this area.

[E]

And I was like, all right, what. What happened to you, J.D.

[D]

Oh, my God. Well, about 4:30 in the morning, there's a hail storm in our area. So I jump out of bed, you know, I don't know what I'm going to do, go move my car in the middle of a hailstorm. I don't know. But I jump out of bed. And of course, the dog jumps up as well, and he zigs and I zag and I just jacked up my knees like somebody shoved a screwdriver in it.

[A]

You jacked up your knee?

[D]

My knee hurts so bad.

[A]

Did you fall down?

[D]

I did not fall, though. I just twisted.

[B]

He went Weather update by J.D. ryan.

[D]

Weather update. Yeah. So anyway, that's in the Midwest, actually. It's going to go all the way up through the country.

[A]

So you're walking on crutches.

[D]

Yeah, so we had to. So I had to go get some crutches on the way to work.

[A]

That is not good.

[E]

So you limped into a store.

[D]

I know. Actually, my friend Kim went with me. She. She went in and got these. Went in and got these at a CVS pharmacy. 50 bucks they want for these things. My Lord.

[A]

Huh.

[E]

So this literally just happened hours ago?

[D]

Yes, 4:30 in the morning.

[B]

So it wasn't a sexual injury?

[D]

It was not a sexual injury. I thought about making up a great, you know, swinging with the. But no, it was just the dog in the hailstorm at 4:30 in the morning and then.

[B]

Oh, Lord. Well, that's a little old man thing to be doing. 4:30 in the morning with a hail storm. Were you smoking at least a little hungover?

[D]

No, I was not smoking. No hungover. Can I borrow some of your hydrocodone, though?

[E]

Oh, hey, wait a minute. Is. Are you allowed to.

[D]

Jd, Am I allowed to what?

[B]

This is drugs. This is paraphernalia.

[D]

But it's for pain.

[B]

So JD text me at 6 this morning, wake me up. And he's been looking at these for, I don't know, three months.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I've got these hydros sitting in this little bucket.

[D]

They talk to me sometimes, but he.

[B]

Picks them up, he looks at me. He's just so thinking. I've been wanting to talk to you about this.

[D]

They just want to talk to me too.

[B]

No, because you're like. You're wanting to accuse me of having a problem. I felt it. No, Bob. Oh, you know how judgmental did he can be?

[A]

Yes, I do. Substance wise?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. I'm a little like the church.

[A]

Those are hydrocodones in that bottle.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

So JD calls me this. Are you kidding?

[A]

I've been eyeballing those things. I didn't think. I stopped checking people's bottles years ago.

[B]

So, jd, these have been down to. I've got one and a half in here and they've been that way for about a month.

[D]

Actually have two and a half kills I already took. I haven't taken it yet, though. I was gonna ask your.

[B]

What's the street value?

[D]

I think about if you know the.

[B]

Street value of a hydro. It's not a big one, but a little 1. 800, 800, 7, 2 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I'd like to know what I need to charge, sir. J.D. ryan.

[D]

I don't think a buddy would just.

[B]

For a single come up and. Well, I might. I just want to know what I've got. It's kind of like if you'd like to know what you've got in your driveway or your garage, which you don't want to give your car or truck away. You want to know the value. But if you want me to buy it, I'll click call me 800-800-723-4800, give.

[A]

Me your pills.com.

[B]

Year, make, model, miles for you new cumors out there, you new listeners out there. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan Bobbo. And we do buy cars on the radio. We bought a lot in Virginia and Maryland this week. And it's nice that to see you guys coming around quickly. Like we've been doing this in Texas for good lord. I've been in the car business for 25 years.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

And doing the wholesale thing forever. But we just started on the east coast. So step one is D.C. baltimore. Two should be Philly and then three will be Jersey, New York City. In based off of what we're getting done so far, I think we're gonna immediately keep rolling out. So that'll be fun.

[D]

Speaking of cars in that area, the I495 Beltway Express lanes, the Outer Loop ramp to Virginia 267 now and Jo Branch Drive, both ramps there are blocked. You can follow the detour signs for skid sets for scheduled work zone area. Let me see, what else? Oh, in Maryland, I95 northbound on the MD212, the left lane is getting by. The off ramp is blocked there. You can expect major delays. That is an accident investigation. And in Virginia, the George Washington Parkway northbound at Fort Marcy, right lane is blocked there by a Confederate soldier and some scheduled work zones. There you go.

[A]

Hold on.

[D]

100 traffic.

[B]

Confederate soldiers.

[D]

He's just, he's just standing there.

[B]

And I thought all that stuff got scooped up.

[D]

Not a lot to do.

[A]

Man, you're down.

[B]

Man down.

[D]

Confederate soldier. That really is actually a scheduled work zone.

[B]

Did somebody put a blip in your news?

[D]

No, I don't think so.

[B]

Blip in my head.

[A]

Something.

[B]

Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[G]

Hi, this is Al. Hey, Al, how you doing today?

[B]

Good, good. Just waking up.

[G]

Me too.

[B]

Tell me about it, Al.

[G]

Well, listen, I got a GMC. I don't know, it's. It's an O2 2500 HD, two wheel drive. Pretty sharp.

[B]

I'm sorry, two wheel drive or four wheel? Drive. That's four wheel drive, extended cab or crew cab?

[G]

It's a crew cab.

[B]

Hang on, Al, I've got something much more important on the other line. Can you hold on just a minute?

[G]

Sure.

[B]

Okay, thanks. Hold. How do I put them on hold? The new thing.

[D]

A new phone system.

[B]

We're learning. Hold is right there. Okay. Yeah, Jeff in Virginia.

[G]

Oh, this is Jeff.

[B]

Hey, Jeff. I thought that I was working a business deal with Al on the other line, but I saw you come in.

[G]

I know you're good.

[B]

No, no, I needed to talk to you. How much do I need to charge, J.D.

[G]

You guys were trying to learn the value of your pills, I heard.

[B]

Yes.

[G]

What were you trying to learn? I got you.

[B]

Educate me. Educate me.

[D]

It's a hydrocodone. 325 usually.

[G]

It's usually a dollar a milligram.

[B]

How many milligrams are those, J.D.

[D]

These are. I'm looking real quick. 10, 325.

[G]

The 10 is the important number. So those would go for probably about $10 a pop.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

How much you got on you, J.D.

[D]

I'Ve got a hundred bucks, but.

[B]

Okay. And I've got. Okay, well, you could buy 10 of those. That's a lot, Jeff. Why are they so expensive? Bucks for a pill.

[A]

Because.

[G]

Because they're hard to get.

[B]

The old mayor of Washington, D.C. could buy crack for less. Yeah, right. Good.

[G]

That would be correct.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

No. Painkillers are their big business. When I was using them years ago, I. I could easily spend a couple hundred dollars a day.

[B]

Did you have to go to rehab?

[G]

I did, yeah.

[B]

Did you wind up like, stealing and robbing your friends and your grandmother and all the stuff like the afternoon after school movie?

[G]

Not to an extent like that, but a lot of people do.

[B]

Did you screw your stepmom?

[G]

I did not.

[B]

All right, back to. Al. Al, good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Hey, good morning. How you doing?

[B]

I'm good. So an O2, three quarter ton, 4x4 crew cab?

[G]

No, no, it's a one ton.

[B]

One ton.

[G]

One ton. 2500, 2500 HD 6.0.

[B]

Okay, a crew cab or extended cam.

[G]

It's the. It's a crew cab.

[B]

800, 800 radios are calling number. Everybody, for those of you just tuned in. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Okay, is it an LT or an LS or a LTZ? Which? Trim level or work truck?

[G]

Shoot, it's. It's. Man, I can't remember what it was.

[B]

Well, tell me this. Is it leather or Cloth. Does it have carpet or rubber mask? Cloth. Does it have carpet or rubber floors?

[G]

Carpet.

[B]

I'm gonna guess that it's a LS1 Ton, four wheel drive, six liter. How many miles?

[G]

290.

[B]

Oh, my God. Holy mother of Jesus. I think that hydrocodone's worth more than this thing. Does it have.

[G]

See what the value of this thing is?

[B]

A full bottle of hydros versus this. I mean, it's like the scales are tipping. Is it all rusted out? It's got to be.

[G]

Hey, it's still running good. I mean, it's really running fine, man.

[B]

I think it's like a 1500 dollar.

[E]

Is it really?

[B]

Yeah, it means 300,000 miles, so too. Now, what about the rust?

[G]

It's got a little bit starting right there. Behind the passenger side? Yeah, that door behind the passenger.

[B]

It's supposed to. 1500 is enough.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

If you want to sell it, go, go to this. Go to give and this for everybody listening right now. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN.com. put in your VIN number or your license plate and. And we will head right down there from our. We have an office in, you know where. Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Yeah, it's actually Manheim, where the world's largest auction is. Our office. When you pull out of the gates of Manheim Auto Auction, our office is right there. And our drivers dispatch from right there to New York City to D.C. you know, the whole region at two hours away from.

[G]

Pretty convenient for the east coast there, huh?

[B]

Exactly. So that's all you. All right, just go to givemetheven.com. put in your car, the system will bid it. A buyer will come back and text you, ask for a couple more questions, wrap it up. Then we'll dispatch a driver with a check in hand or we'll pay off your payoff. Thank you, sir.

[G]

All right, sounds good.

[B]

Hey, J.D. yes? How bad do you need? I mean, we've been talking about these hydros. I kind of wouldn't mind. Can I at least have a half of one of mine?

[A]

Well, absolutely.

[D]

You can have them all. I didn't take it yet.

[B]

No, I've got extras.

[E]

You're not just taking them just to take them. You actually are. This is a prescription for you.

[D]

Yeah. You're in pain all.

[B]

I mean, I didn't give $10 a shot for.

[E]

Well, no, no, but we don't want to be like, hey, hey, got this underground business here.

[B]

No, I, I, I broke my back in a motocross race.

[D]

Right. So you can get more of these.

[B]

I'm as messed up as a soup sandwich, dude.

[D]

Well, are you in pain all the time?

[B]

Well, yeah, I mean, I mean I.

[D]

Really never ask you that question.

[B]

I didn't really know that until I ran into my ex wife last night at dinner.

[E]

Can't wait to hear that story.

[B]

Did it remind me?

[A]

It always hurts a little pain all the time.

[D]

That's funny on so many levels.

[B]

I've just forgotten. Yeah, I just forgot. 834, 800 she's taking my daughter to Colorado to go skiing. Cuz she's a house in Aspen and she's worried about her smoking pot so she's going to drug test her. I'm like, that's kind of accusational.

[D]

Yeah, kind of.

[B]

There's she might need a drug test.

[D]

You first.

[B]

We'll be right back.

[D]

So many lives.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. You are a rude, terrible person. You shouldn't be working. His brain ain't right but it's fun. I'm a schmuck. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. I like my coffee just like I like my women. Double cup right now. This is the John Clay Wolf show. I thought he was gonna say hot and black.

[D]

Hot and black.

[B]

Double cup.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

This wasn't on our run sheet music yesterday.

[A]

That was supposed to be Yaz right there.

[B]

So why did you load this?

[A]

Why did I load it?

[B]

I don't know. Don't you pre do the intros?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So did you pre do this one?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, last week.

[E]

It saved it.

[D]

Huh?

[E]

It saved over it.

[B]

I don't know. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rush Limbaugh is in studio early this morning.

[E]

He's not actually not in studio. He's in Florida.

[D]

He's in his studio in Florida.

[B]

He joins us almost every Saturday morning where it's warm. Let's see if I can download 800-800-7234.

[D]

As opposed to Cloudy and 45 today in D.C. it's gonna be a little actually it's been so cold, but it's warming up tomorrow some Morning showers then 67 for the high. Can you believe that? 36 and cloudy right now around the DC, Virginia, Maryland area.

[A]

John.

[B]

Yo.

[A]

Was that you doing the weather?

[D]

That's me, J.D.

[A]

Oh, it's DJ DJ Ryan.

[D]

DJ Ryan.

[B]

DJ Pre K is on the phone too.

[A]

DJ Pre K. That's a great name.

[E]

Doesn't I think you have something in common with Rush today?

[D]

Oh, I do, absolutely. I'm on hydrocodone.

[B]

He's high on pills.

[A]

Rush all the hydrocodones. I remember those days. Those were. Well, you gotta start somewhere.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

You hurt your. How you got lost.

[A]

What do you give for those? I give 10 bucks.

[D]

10 bucks? That's about right.

[A]

Is that. Is that the one? Is that the line?

[B]

Dollar a point is. What a caller said earlier.

[A]

The hydrocodone line. A dollar a point is. That's a. That's retail.

[D]

Retail. Yeah.

[A]

You don't, you know, you don't make your money when. When you sell them. No, you make your money when you buy. That's a fact. I got you. I was gonna say. What was I gonna say? I'm not sure.

[B]

I had.

[A]

I swear to God. I had something before you started talking about the weather.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

In the words of the old soul singer.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Conway Twitty.

[D]

He was not a soul singer.

[A]

Lord, I think it's raining all over the world.

[D]

That's. That was not him.

[A]

Rainy night in Georgia. That's.

[B]

That's what's.

[A]

I can almost remember saying it. Some say love, it is a river. God, I get so touched sometimes.

[D]

That was Brooke Benton that sang Ring.

[A]

No, originally it was Bette Midler.

[B]

No.

[A]

And she. I met Bette Midler. She was somewhat of a bitch to me.

[D]

God.

[B]

Did you ever make time with Bette Midler? Rush Limbo.

[A]

I thought about it and I think. But look, what. She wanted me.

[D]

She wanted me. They all did.

[A]

She gave me that. That. That smile. Do you ever see her with Barry Manilow on stage back in the 70s? They were buddies, were they? Ah, just a couple of gals.

[B]

No.

[A]

Doing some swinging tunes. She gave me that smile. That smile that she used to give to Barry Manilow. Yeah. That weekend in New England smile.

[D]

Come hither.

[A]

That may be a little nervous that.

[B]

I'm Jewish and you're Jewish and let's be horny together smile.

[D]

But.

[A]

Yes, but, you know, she's busty.

[D]

Yes, she is.

[A]

She's busty. The Bette Midler.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

I might. Might give her a. Give her a shout on the old Facebook.

[B]

Did she have a good bod back in the day?

[A]

Yeah, they still have that.

[B]

Pretty good, huh?

[D]

Like, I met her in person. Yep.

[B]

Did you squeeze up on her?

[D]

No, I did not.

[B]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.

[A]

I wonder if she's on the twitcher.

[B]

800, 800 radio. Have you ever rubbed Barry Manilow's leg.

[D]

Rub Barry Manilow in any way, shape.

[B]

Or form, or is schn. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-723-4-rush. Have you ever had a. A drunken stupor and. And had a homosexual experience?

[A]

Not officially.

[B]

Not official.

[F]

Never.

[A]

Never on record. Never, Never convicted? Of course not. That's.

[B]

That's not you.

[A]

Come on, come on.

[B]

We were talking about.

[A]

I mean, I'm from Florida, for God's sake.

[B]

You're not from Florida. You're from Missouri.

[A]

Oh, you got me, you know, I don't know. You want me to show you?

[B]

When I lived in the country one time, and we were doing this radio show. We've been doing this radio show for, I don't know, 13 years. And there was a group of guys around us, and I said, hey, y', all. Y' all are from, you know, S Bag, Texas. And does anybody have any stories about farm animals? Like, back in high school or anything? Did anybody ever get drunk and they all looked at each other like, you gonna tell him?

[D]

You gonna say it? Her mom don't say.

[A]

Gets very quiet.

[B]

They did tell me the story, and it was very odd, really. And it did have to do with the sheep.

[G]

Why?

[B]

It's just exactly what you would expect. It wasn't any further, any more, any less than what you would expect.

[A]

There's some strange things. You get far enough off the interstate. Sure. Talk about a snoth.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

DJ Pre K, who's got a schnauz sheep? Hey, dj.

[E]

Yo, yo.

[B]

What about Azel? You're on Azel.

[E]

What about Azel, man? You think that's how we get down to nasal?

[D]

Come on.

[B]

Now, what's some of the weirdest stuff you saw in high school? Like, high school party, man, like, don't tell. Like, everybody swore not to tell anybody anything on the other after it was.

[E]

Over, you know, I don't know nothing about animals. But something interesting that I always see is sometimes people out there want to get naked when they fight. Like, I guess they. They. They don't want them to fight the naked man. So they're like, oh, you come on with your mate, spit out their dip and take off their clothes, you know.

[D]

Naked fighting.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

No, I'm laughing so hard because he's so accurate.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it so very, very accurate because.

[D]

You came from the country, too. This happens.

[B]

Some people like to get naked when they fight. Not buck ass, just down to at least the shirt off immediately. The shirt just melts off as soon as the fist come out.

[D]

Well, I never understood that.

[B]

Take their dip out and rip their clothes off.

[A]

That's good posturing. Good posturing. That's a That's your way in Florida. Anyway, that's our way of saying, here I come.

[B]

Oh, okay, sure.

[A]

Rip that shirt off.

[B]

Dj, have you. Did you ever find a redneck?

[E]

Find a what?

[B]

Fight a redneck.

[E]

Find a redneck.

[B]

Fight, Fight, fight. Can you hear?

[E]

Hell no, man. I've seen those rednecks fight, okay?

[B]

They. They hit hard.

[E]

Rednecks love me personally, so, you know, I always got along, man. I'm. I'm the one that calls the rednecks when I need some help, man.

[B]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, if you want me to put a bit on your car. Speaking of cars, dj, DJ Prek, FYI, is our in house.

[E]

White, black, kid, wild the time, baby. What you mean?

[B]

And he's a rapper, just like he should be. And he's wearing a big gold chain, just like you would hope he would. No gold teeth, but he does have quite the colorful wardrobe and. Yes, and he's a. He's, you know, he buys studio time.

[D]

Sure. You can see him actually on the John Clee Wolf Facebook page. He does videos, all kinds of cool stuff.

[B]

And we bought him. He bought himself a little old Cadillac and we were going to get it pimped out. And like any white black kid would be, he's too lazy to finish the job. So JD Is holding the money.

[D]

Well, was. I had to buy some hydro and then.

[B]

And DJ Prek hasn't done anything with it yet. Dj, this is really getting silly.

[E]

Yeah, I know, man. I was hoping I could do it this Wednesday, but the. The weather has been.

[B]

Do what? Make a phone call to a body shop and say, can you put a top on this thing and make a phone call to a wheel supplier and buy some Dayton knockoffs? I mean, what exactly is it you need to do?

[E]

That's pretty much it, right?

[B]

I mean, get off your black white ass or white black ass and get to work. Come on, man.

[E]

You act like I'm lazy. I'm working six days a week.

[B]

Quit coming up with excuses. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio for. Give me the vin. Give me the vin. Give me the V I n dot com. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[A]

There are several curse words strategically placed throughout the song.

[D]

Thank you, kids.

[A]

Can you identify them?

[B]

You play that game now. John Clay Wolf. 800-800-7234. Good morning, J.D. ryan to my right and Michael Turley across me. And DJ to the Prek. Whitey Blackie.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

You talk to me like I like you work for me, like I'm in charge of you or something. What about your Uncle Tom or something?

[E]

It's all love and respect, man. You know, you got me coming up, man. I'm buying Gucci belts, you know, all this stuff, man. I appreciate you.

[B]

What about you said you had a. What were they on? Bit.

[E]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[D]

Before we do that, real quick, on Constitution Avenue this morning, Northwest, both ways are blocked at 12th northwest, various lanes blocked throughout the morning. They have a marathon going on there, so they'll be running up down the street even though it's cloudy in about 36 degrees. And also East Capitol Street, Whitney Young Bridge, both ways before and after the RFK Stadium, all lanes and intersecting streets are blocked also by that same marathon.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, right here on Big 100. It is 8:48, DJ to the pre K. Hit it, Turley.

[A]

You are now about to witness the.

[B]

Strength of street knowledge.

[E]

All right, let's get it, baby. I' ma read a story for y' all. And y' all gonna have to guess, you know, what substance they was on to make them act like this. Alright, y' all ready?

[B]

Yep.

[E]

Alright, so this week's suspect is a little picky about his food. We got a man in South Carolina that bought some of his favorite snack chips, brought them back to his crib to enjoy later. But he knew his 17 year old cousin was gonna be all over them chips like white on rice. So he told him straight up, if you eat my chips, I'm gonna shoot you. Well, guess what the hell happened?

[D]

Oh, no.

[E]

Old boy got home to an empty chip bag and decided he want to empty the clip on his cousin. Now let's fast forward to when police arrived on the scene. Our shooter tells the coppers that his cousin accidentally shot himself while cleaning his rifle. Now, the cousin survived, you know, he's all good. But when cops investigated, they found the guns weren't matching up' cause the cousin had been shot by a pistol. So our dumb ass suspect got charged with attempted murder and obstruction of justice. But you know, what do y' all.

[B]

Think he was on to make me hydrocodone?

[D]

I'm gonna go with that. That's all I'm on.

[E]

Obvious one would be weed. Right? Because he's hungry. I mean, munchies.

[B]

He.

[E]

He values those chips, man.

[A]

Right, right. But does pre K possess the trickiness, you know, to. To make a weed sounding crime that has nothing to do with weed?

[D]

Right, that's exactly what's happening here. Gaming weed, but it's actually alcohol.

[E]

Yeah, but people that smoke weed aren't really violent though, either.

[D]

That's the. Yeah.

[E]

So.

[D]

Yeah, maybe people with alcohol are.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Or.

[E]

Yeah, alcohol.

[B]

Both of my ex wife and my wife both said that I'm angry. I mean, when I drink gin.

[D]

Oh yeah, me too.

[B]

Could be true then. I'm thinking about that because I saw my ex wife last night while I was drinking gym.

[D]

Did it turn ugly?

[B]

I wasn't mean.

[D]

No.

[B]

Good. See, I wasn't mean.

[A]

Proof.

[B]

I was just so. It was just so interesting.

[D]

Was it accidental?

[B]

Yeah, it was accidental. I was at a restaurant, sitting at a bar, eating dinner right down the street from the house. We both live in the same neighborhood.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I don't see her really at all. Ever. And we were talking about our daughter. Your daughter, she's taking her to Colorado skiing, her and her friend. And she's really paranoid that they're gonna get into the marijuana.

[D]

Because it's Colorado?

[B]

Because it's Colorado.

[D]

Yeah, because we don't have it.

[B]

I never even thought about it. She's 15, but one of her friends got drunk the other night and threw up at a kids party.

[D]

So it's just occurring to your wife that this may happen with a teen girl?

[A]

You know, the legal pot's pretty well regulated though, in all those states. I mean, you gotta show id. You gotta show real live id. And they talk to you beforehand, you know?

[B]

Mm. I had a friend that had a daughter that got on the pot and she covered herself in tattoos.

[D]

Oh, my Lord.

[B]

Quickly too. It was wild. So I told my daughter that last night and I sent her pictures of the girl with tattoos and she's like, thanks for the pics, Dad. I didn't realize that y' all thought I was a drug addict. I'm like, I don't think you're a drug addict at all.

[D]

Oh, no, I just haven't met my mom.

[B]

I just don't want you smoking any pot yet. What do you do with that with kids? Do you. Do you. It's like if you push on them, then they're gonna go do it. If you don't, they won't.

[D]

No, it's damned if you do, damned if you don't. Yeah, just do it. You know what? If you're gonna do that, let's talk about it.

[B]

Nicole in Baltimore, line one. Good Morning.

[C]

Good morning, John.

[B]

What have you got?

[C]

I've got a 20, 15 Tahoe.

[B]

Tahoe right here. It says it's got 58, 000 miles and it's. Is it ltz?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Here's what I see. 15 Tahoe, 58,000 miles. LTZ, leather roof and nav. So what, two wheel drive or four?

[C]

Four wheel drive.

[B]

Average. Rough or clean? Clean. Clean. Okay. Is there a payoff?

[C]

No. Got the title.

[B]

Clear title. Okay. And where do you live?

[C]

Just outside of Baltimore.

[B]

Got it. 58, 000 miles on a 15. First year, the new body style, four wheel drive, leather roof, nav. Spring. Spring. Prices are coming up a little bit. This car's worth about a thousand more this week than it was last week. Seriously, the market has changed. They just went up. Tax money's winning the system.

[D]

Hidden.

[B]

Hidden. Yeah, I'm. Have you had any other offers yet? Have you been looking?

[C]

Not yet.

[A]

Not yet.

[D]

I just.

[B]

I'm a 30 grand buyer.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

That should be pretty good. And I have a. If you want to do it. If it's got a clean carfax, go to givemetheven.com, load it in, put your license plate or your VIN number in there.

[D]

Takes about a minute.

[B]

Yeah, it takes about a minute. Put. John bought this for me for 30,000 on air. And take a picture of the front, back of the title picture, driver's license, pictures of the car. And we'll send a driver to your house or work wherever you want with a check on bank of America.

[C]

That easy?

[B]

It's that easy. Send me some nudes. So are you going to sell it to me?

[C]

I think I'm going to sell it to you.

[B]

Oh, wow. Then we need to play the big sell that be sounder. This is me at the auction when I'm freaking out selling cars. Turley, do you have. Let's go. Okay. Go to givemethevin.com. load it up. Thank you, Nicole.

[C]

Awesome. Thank you. Have a good Saturday.

[B]

Thanks.

[A]

See, there's a behavioral thing when he. Because you got the snacks already, but you're making threats. Don't you eat my snacks?

[D]

Right.

[A]

And then you, you know, you say, I'm gonna shoot you, I'm gonna shoot you.

[D]

That's an empty threat. You're not gonna shoot me all the chips.

[A]

You know what that sounds like to me. And don't ask me how I know.

[D]

Okay?

[A]

This comes from a friend. That sounds to me like a big old 15 pound jug of Carlo Rossi Cabernet talking with the ring in the handle. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

So we're all going.

[B]

Alcohol, I think.

[A]

Red wine.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, if you want to call in. And guess what were they on? We're talking about a crazy drunk, it seems like.

[E]

Do you want to recap the story? Because your ADD kicked in and you completely left the story 10 minutes ago.

[B]

Y' all got boring.

[E]

No, I mean, it's called doing a segment, but.

[B]

Okay, that's one thing you'll never be.

[D]

Bored of the show.

[B]

Squirrel. Yes, Squirrel. Squirrel. Bubbles.

[D]

Smoke.

[B]

Yeah. Dj, tell them real quick.

[E]

All right, for. So I'll recap the thing, man. So our suspect this week, he. He had some chips at his house, and he told his cousin, hey, don't eat my chips, or I'm. I'm gonna put a bullet in your ass. And then, well, his cousin ate his chips, and he proceeded to put a bullet in his ass.

[B]

So, what. What. What drug was this man on? Everybody said booze. What do you think, Deej? Well, you know, so. That's not fair. I'm gonna. I'm gonna Molly's.

[E]

Oh, okay. That's an interesting choice.

[B]

Thank you, dj. I knew that would be close to your heart. Go ahead, drop it on us.

[E]

All right, man. Well, y' all should have went with y' all gut, man. You know, I'm a simple man. Ryan Dean Langdale, age 19, was on that weed. Man had the munchies like a mother.

[B]

He's serious about his munchies.

[D]

You don't normally get violent on that stuff, but I guess if you take my chips.

[B]

So weed can kill.

[D]

Yes, it can.

[E]

Tell your daughter this story, right?

[B]

You know, send her the pictures of the girl covered in tattoos and the story about the Funyun death, and maybe that will stop it. So if you were. If you were a teenager in Colorado at spring break, would you be more likely to smoke grass at a. Like, out Around? Yes, out. Around. Like, hey, we're gonna go hang out for a while, Ma. Or on the ski slopes.

[E]

No, ski slopes.

[B]

Ski slopes. Yeah, that's what I said.

[D]

Really?

[B]

That's what I told her. I said, if they're gonna smoke grass here, that's where we used to smoke grasses on the ski slopes. I mean, you've never seen anything so pretty in your life. When you're riding up that ski slope and that thing kicks in and you're like. And you're looking up, and your buddy's like, hey, man, Rocky, look. You see it? What? What? Carter, what is it? That's the Sleeping Giant. Man.

[D]

Oh, I see the top.

[B]

See, look. Look at those five mountains. It's a big giant. You see his arms folded over his chest and he's laying on his back. He's breathing. And see his legs? That's a giant, dude. Wow. That is. I see it now. I see it. Yeah. So if you are gonna. Honey, if you're gonna smoke grass, I suggest you go to Steamboat Colorado and get on lift B.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Look to the left and the sleeping giant is right there.

[D]

But no, isn't it pretty? I mean, you can't just grab it on the street. It's. It's. You gotta have a prescription card.

[A]

It's very regulated, man. In most states it's regulated. Colorado even. I mean, I went to a dispensary in California.

[D]

I mean, you can get it anywhere.

[A]

And it is amazing to be there. But, John, you've been. I mean, they talked to you first. What do you.

[B]

How do you want to speak a second, man? Hang on, Bob, you see that one over there?

[D]

Oh, was right in the.

[B]

I see the Hans Peak, man. See how it's pointy at the top?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

See, the thing was, is the sleepy giant got a handful of sand, okay. And he. And he dumped it out over there and right there at the tippy, tippy top, he pinched it off with his fingers and he made that pointy top and then he laid down over there and he went to sleep like an ice cream.

[D]

Squirrel swirl, man. Yeah, I want some ice cream.

[B]

800-800-723-4. If you're chocolate, we're high as a kite. We'll overbid your car. We'll pay too much. Give me a call. 8008-0072-3480-0800, John 4. Oh, we're fixed to come back and join the more affiliates. So you're going to hear some Texas talk and some California talk and some Vegas talk, some D.C. everybody's coming together. Oh, we're getting the band back together, J.D.

[D]

We are.

[B]

My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[E]

They paid me in weed in studio time.

[G]

Hit him up now.

[B]

800-800-Readio.

[A]

When do you think it'd be time to take pre k to see Dr. Now.

[B]

John Clay Wolf, Quick, name that song. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Bob, when I. Bob and I go through the playlist for the show. Sure. Weekly.

[A]

You got me sometimes you got me going. What the hell don't say the name.

[B]

Because I. I want to say I had never.

[A]

I was not aware of the song. I forget how far ahead of their time the Doors really could be. Artist. I didn't say the song.

[B]

Just.

[A]

I didn't say the title.

[D]

Whatever you do, don't say the artist.

[B]

Whatever you do, don't. Don't give it away, Bob.

[A]

Everybody knows that's Jim dude.

[B]

No, everybody doesn't know, Bob.

[A]

Are you kidding?

[B]

No.

[A]

Well, I'm sorry.

[B]

Like, everybody didn't know Michael Jackson was a pedophile until last Monday.

[A]

I thought we were talking about the song. I've never heard of that song.

[B]

Did you watch anybody watch the Jackson show?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

How bad? I didn't see it.

[G]

Bad.

[A]

Bad.

[E]

I think you have some news on it too, don't you?

[A]

Cringe worthy.

[B]

Really?

[A]

There's a couple of stories that have come out about it.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Some of the jurors, members.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

From his trial way back are starting to talk.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Members of the jury that acquitted Michael Jackson in his 2005 sexual abuse case are now speaking out about the decision. In the wake of an explosive documentary Leaving Netherland, juror Ray Holtzman had this to say during the deliberations.

[G]

I made it quite clear to the other jurors that I was going to be leaving the deliberation room knowing that Michael Jackson was a child molester.

[B]

Michael Jackson was in a position to.

[G]

Hire probably the best attorneys around that.

[A]

Could build a case for reasonable doubt.

[G]

And they did that.

[A]

Yeah, they did.

[B]

Reasonable doubt.

[E]

So is the music for Michael Jackson gonna be allowed to be played on radio?

[D]

Some of the stations have already dropped some.

[B]

Is the comedy from Bill Cosby gonna be allowed?

[D]

I don't think anybody places anymore.

[E]

No one plays it anymore.

[D]

Turner Comedy Channels never do.

[B]

Is Cosby show still on the air?

[G]

Nope.

[B]

No, no, no, no. Are we gonna get banned later on when they find out about us?

[D]

I don't believe they know about us.

[B]

JD's a pill head.

[A]

There's nothing wrong.

[B]

And DJ's not black. I don't think that's.

[A]

Is that all they got on us?

[B]

That's it. Bobbo's a pothead.

[D]

Oh, I got a lot better.

[B]

And I'm really an a hole. And I've been drinking gin. From what I've heard from your ex.

[A]

Wife, you're probably just not doing it right, man.

[D]

I don't think it's gin. I think it's just you.

[B]

Denise. Frederick. Good morning.

[C]

Good morning.

[B]

What you got?

[C]

Peace Frog by the Doors.

[B]

Peace Frog by the Doors. Peace, Frog by the doors. Is this the. You know, we're new to the station up here on Saturday mornings. Is this the first time you've heard us in dc?

[C]

No, I actually heard you last Saturday.

[B]

So are we kind of like a fungus we kind of stick on you?

[C]

It's actually the station I listen to when I exercise, so it just happened to be the one that came on.

[G]

When I was exercising.

[B]

Are you angry at them for putting us on? Do you want to call them and tell them to get rid of us?

[G]

No, not at all.

[C]

I'm enjoying your banter.

[B]

It's in very bad taste and very low LCQ and. And just sophomore bad humor is really what I was trying to do. I don't know if I'm pulling that off.

[C]

I used to listen to WDVE out of Pittsburgh, so we had that pretty much 24.

[G]

7.

[B]

Cool. Thanks, Denise. Go to givemetheven.com. no, go to john claywolf.com. john Clay Wolf. And right on there, send me some nudes. Right on there, send me a T shirt. I've got to sell that average, rougher, clean. And on the back it says, sell that T shirt. And if you. If you want one, I'll send you one. Since you called in with the answer to the song.

[C]

Very cool.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Thank you.

[E]

One day, somebody's gonna send you nudes.

[F]

Yep.

[E]

It's gonna happen.

[B]

Harry. You're hoping Harry Peters. We've got Harry Peters on line one. His nipples were very attractive. Good morning, Harry.

[G]

Hey, how you doing?

[B]

Good, good, good, good, good. How did you get labeled Harry Peters? What's your. What's it say on your birth certificate?

[G]

Hey, I didn't get called.

[B]

No, I'm not Harry Peters.

[G]

I'm another Harry, but not Harry Peters.

[B]

Oh. Oh, I thought you were Harry Peters. I used to sit next to a guy at work named Harry Peters. Need to answer the phone. Harry Peters. God, I thought that.

[G]

Hey, I knew a guy named Dick. Dick Short.

[B]

What have you got, Harry?

[G]

I got a 2015 Hyundai Genesis. 5.0 liter, 40,000 miles.

[B]

Now, you're not gonna price this like a Richard head, are you? No. Okay. Is there a big payoff on it?

[G]

No.

[B]

Oh, good.

[G]

I mean, I got. I got a loan on it, but.

[B]

Not a big payoff now, okay, it's a 15 Genesis. How many miles?

[E]

40.

[B]

What color?

[G]

Maroon.

[B]

8 cylinder 6, 8 cylinder. 6 cylinder 8, 5.0 maroon merlot. Are you a white guy or black guy?

[G]

I'm a Caucasian.

[B]

Okay. Because like the brothers, like Merlot. More.

[A]

He's not a hater.

[B]

I mean, have you ever seen a Coupe deville Merlot with mayonnaise, mustard, Vogues and a sim con top?

[A]

No.

[B]

That's what Harry's Peters is driving. Hey, average, rougher, clean, clean, clean, Dog clean. I'm a 20G buyer if it's nice. Wow. 20 grand. 20 grand.

[G]

Thank you. Thank you for the offer.

[B]

You're welcome. You're welcome. Yeah, don't forget to tip your waiter on the way out. Thank you. Not for my 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio.

[A]

Sound like one of those guys? 20? No. How much you want? 34.

[B]

It's a Hyundai with 50 on it.

[A]

Not for my Merlot.

[B]

Hyundai Hundy. A Hyundai.

[A]

Yeah, that's what we used to call.

[B]

Those things were worth 500 when they were like a month old. Back when. Back when I first got in the business. And I've been doing this for a while. But the first version Elantras used, they're a nickel, you know, a nick and a dime in the used cars, you know, throw a nick in it, throw a dime in it, that's 500 or a thousand. And they were Nick Rigs. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. What?

[E]

Well, I was gonna say. I know you don't want to do.

[B]

No, I'm not.

[E]

But he was talking about a genesis and we happen to have a genesis this week.

[B]

Are you getting paid by these people or something? No. I mean y' all are doing like produced commercials, videos online. It's time for the ride of the week. Oh boy.

[E]

They do. And actually those actual reviews are talking.

[B]

About it when somebody starts sending me a check. Check please. Check please.

[E]

Well, the reviews that are on Facebook on the John Clay Wolf show page are probably the best that you can see out there and better than any of these other hoity toady reviews. Pre K and Babo. It's seriously, it's entertaining. It is real entertainment.

[B]

On the Facebook page.

[E]

Yes, or on the Facebook.

[B]

I need to watch one of them. Well, there's.

[E]

They gave us two different ones. A Silverado truck, brand new silverado. It's a 55 grand geez. LTZ crew cab, all four wheel drive. It's got all the bells and whistles. And then they gave us a Genesis also 50 grand.

[B]

So you have Chevy.

[E]

As I say, if you had your choice, John John the $50,000 truck or the $50,000 Genesis G70 Prestige.

[B]

I'll take the 27 year old D cup, a Ukrainian pat for $50.

[E]

Well, the Prestige has got all these features though, John, much like the Ukraine chick.

[B]

Yeah, it has the honey. I'm kidding. Stop it. I'm just trying to get you to call in. My wife won't call in the show. I wonder if I. If I get her mad enough, she'll call in. Honey, the numbers? 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. I don't have a 28 year old Ukrainian chick. I've got you. You're my 32 year old Danish chick. I love you deeply. Oh, God. Did you really have to do that?

[A]

I bought you and I bought you a Genesis man.

[B]

Yes. And I love it when your ABBA money shows up too.

[D]

Yes, she says ABBA family. You just the group.

[E]

You just totally took a U turn there.

[B]

New Orleans. Good morning on there, Louisiana. Who's this?

[G]

Steve.

[B]

Hey, I E. What you got?

[G]

I have a Ford F150. 2013.

[B]

Okay, F150.

[G]

It's F150. FX2 crew cab, leather clothes.

[B]

Leather.

[G]

Fully loaded. Everything but four wheel drive.

[B]

Does it have a roof?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Sunroof.

[G]

Well, how Many miles it has 52000 miles.

[B]

Does it have a certified kunas package on it?

[G]

What is that?

[B]

Is a. That is a whiskey dent somewhere. 500 whiskey dent? No, a busted. No.

[G]

Whiskey dip.

[B]

A cracked windshield?

[G]

Nope, no crack windshield.

[B]

And beer cans or bottles broken or aluminum in the back of the bed.

[E]

Duct tape too.

[G]

None of them.

[B]

Okay, so. So. Are you from New Orleans? You just visited? No, I'm from New Orleans.

[E]

All right.

[B]

All right. A13. Did you. How was Mardi gras?

[G]

What's that?

[B]

How was Mardi gras? It's just. It just ended.

[G]

Mardi Gras was good, man. Mardi Gras was good.

[B]

Have you seen so much of it you don't care anymore? Do you still enjoy it?

[G]

My truck or Mardi Gras?

[B]

Mardi Gras.

[G]

Oh, Mardi Gras.

[B]

Odd, man.

[G]

Look, I've seen so many years of Mardi Gras.

[B]

13F150. I don't know. What's it worth? 20, 2000-021000-22000. 23,000. Right around there. What's it take? Is that by it?

[G]

What's that?

[B]

Low 20s. Go to givemetheven.com. go to. Give me the vin.com. mike. Good morning.

[G]

Yes, morning.

[B]

What do you got?

[G]

I don't have anything for sale. I just want to make a comment about this morning's show.

[B]

Okay. Is it negative or positive?

[G]

Well, I guess neither.

[B]

Okay. Neutral. It's like Caitlyn Jenner.

[G]

I listen to your. I listen to your show every morning, Saturday morning on my way home from work. But I. I work with two guys. I work 26 years of the federal bureau prisons. I'm retired. And one of the guys names was Peter Dragon, and the other guy's name was Richard Stiff, but he went by Dick. His name was Dick Stiff. In prison, kid.

[B]

You not in prison. Yeah. Where do you work now? Are you heading home from the graveyard shift right now? Where do you work now?

[G]

No. Well, right now I work for a company called CareFlight.

[B]

Okay. I'm very familiar. The y'. All. You guys hauled me from the Nakona motocross track to Harris Hospital, Fort Worth about 13 years ago when I broke my back in half on a. In a motocross race.

[G]

And I. And I bet you're still paying for.

[B]

Boy, that was a very expensive. I mean, I, I could. I could have like, done the Girls Gone wild helicopter tour around the island cheaper than what that cost.

[D]

I didn't know that they actually charge you when they pick you up. I didn't know.

[H]

I just.

[D]

I thought for whatever reason that was 50 G's. Well, wait a minute. You didn't ask to be picked up by any helicopters.

[B]

I'm glad they did. Aetna covered me on that.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

My bill was only 700, 000 for all of it with drinks and pills.

[D]

And pills and pills.

[B]

Thanks, dick stuff. 800-800-7234. Oh, that's not his name. I thought that was his friend's name. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Peter Dragon radio. Hey, Jeff. Oklahoma City, US 17 Ram half ton, 25, 000 miles extended cap. Go to givemetheven.com and load that up. I've got to go to commercial break in a song right now. Are you there? Yep.

[G]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Give me the VIN dot com. Give me the VIN dot com. Give me the VIN dot com. Load it up. Give me the VIN dot com year, make, model, miles. Do it right there. Sell us your car. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars in the air. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe.vin.com. let's, let's, let's think with our big head, not our little head. Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[D]

I like to see a happy ending now.

[B]

John Clay Wolf. Name that song. J.D. you're so old you can't even name.

[D]

Don't know this one, man.

[B]

Do you even know the band?

[D]

Nope.

[B]

Wow. 8008-0072-3480-0800-72348. 800.

[D]

You reveal it.

[B]

No, I will. I'm sure Bob will spit it out any second. 800, 800 for radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough for clean. Good morning, Michael Turley.

[E]

Good morning. So this is interesting music here. It's not your top 40 pop or rock type music that you normally do.

[D]

I mentioned I was old. I was around when there was good music.

[B]

It's devo. Yeah.

[D]

And if I was around, it's a deep.

[B]

It's a deeper track off a Devo.

[A]

There ain't nothing wrong with deeper tracks, hoss. Don't take any crap over that. They're bumpers. It's not hit radio. We're not a music station.

[B]

We're a.

[A]

We're a talk program. They're bumpers. You do something catchy and you put a couple funny lines under it, and you never, ever talk about the bumper music.

[B]

Baba. We. And we. We get. Baba does a little music blog on our Facebook page. Jonathan Wolf show. Yeah, a lot of people feel your vibe. I don't particularly feel your vibe. You and I have different tastes in music. Not disrespect, just a little bit different.

[A]

That's as it should be. Yours borders on disrespect. But you think you know so much about music, and that's okay.

[B]

Well, it's. You know, we had a listener. Hang on, hang on. I've got a listener right here. This is email. You're gonna think that I. You just walked into this, Bob.

[A]

The good old Blast Beat, Texas.

[B]

It's a. It's a Paula Price from Austin, Texas. Okay, let me read it to you.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Now, listen, before I read this to you, you get all bent up and all weirded out. I might not need to, because he. He cannot shake it off.

[D]

No, he'll be bothered. This will bother me.

[B]

I'm glad it's a woman and not a man because he would want to attempt to. To.

[A]

But it's not a woman. It's Blast Beat Texas. Using a different email address.

[B]

He's already down on it.

[D]

Oh, my.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's her last. No, it's not that. It's not. No.

[E]

Oh, no. It's hello.

[B]

I do not like hello, comma. I do not like the mix of music played on your program. For many of your programs, the music is not a mix of fun, and it fits the mood of the program. I Stopped listening to blah, blah, blah music because the mix of music was not the stuff I wanted on rock stations, but pop stations in the beginning. This is meandering. I feel okay. Anyway, she's a longtime listener and she says, lately I feel like I'm listening. I'm standing outside listening to y'.

[G]

All.

[B]

For example, you asked Bobbo to play a song by the Outlaws. If you asked Bobbo to play a song by the Outlaws, he would play the last song on the CD that makes sense to him. In a stupor, instead of playing Green Grass and High Tides. She's right out.

[A]

Probably play There Goes another love song.

[B]

Okay, did you see? What? If you asked Bobbo to play a song by the Outlaws, he would play the last song on the CD that makes sense to him. In a stupor instead of playing Green Grass and High Tides. Not everyone knows what Green Grass and High Tides is.

[A]

Not everybody knows the Outlaw.

[B]

Not everybody knows the Outlaws. But Bobbo would take it a step further and go off the ditch under the trailer part. The music should invite the people into gathering party, not waiting for a song. Oh, my God, I am so over Weezer. And he plays a clip of barbershop Weezer music. I'm so over Saturday Night Live and listen. And every Saturday I have to hear that crap. Now that's my fault. I feel like I'm slipping from the program and I don't want to slip away. There's a country song used to play. I like that song. Bobbo has a talent and it's not music that replace to the public. Oh, my God. If I went to a party at his house, I would return for another party based on. I would not return to the next party if he was playing that kind of music at the party.

[E]

Damn.

[B]

I know. Bobbo knows music. He's missing the mark. Thank you, Paula. Paula, if you're listening right now, please call in and we can talk to Bob about this. I'm sure he'd have plenty of things to say.

[A]

Yeah, Paula, let me, let me. Show me your tattoos. Blast beat, Texas.

[B]

800, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.

[A]

That's that guy. It's that same guy.

[B]

800, 800. I've got her number, caller.

[A]

Yeah, sure, we'll do that.

[E]

Call her.

[A]

Yeah, Outlaws. Who's listening to the Outlaws?

[B]

Here we go. You can't help it. 800, 800.

[A]

But I mean, you give me poco over the Outlaws anytime it is on.

[D]

Speaking of, R. Kelly sat down for an interview with Gayle King of CBS this morning. He his first televised interview since he was charged with 10 counts of felony aggravated criminal sex abuse. And Kelly, he kind of is not. Stable is the word I'd be looking for. Kelly said that people are mixing up the previous case in which he was acquitted with more recent stories of his unusual behavior.

[B]

I will tell you this.

[D]

What's that?

[B]

People are going back to my past.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And they're trying to add all of this stuff.

[A]

Now there's a reason for that to.

[B]

That to make all of the stuff that's going on now feels real to people.

[C]

But the past is relevant with you?

[B]

With underage girls? Absolutely. No, it's not.

[E]

Why?

[B]

Because for one, I beat my case when you beat something. You were acquitted.

[A]

You were acquitted.

[B]

We can't double. I know a guy that owes me $200,000 and I lost in court. When you beat your case, you beat your case. This is what they're saying about you. These aren't old rumors.

[A]

Not true.

[B]

Whether they're old rumors, new rumors, why would they say about you not true? What? How stupid would I be to do that? I didn't say you were holding stupid guys. Is this camera on me? Yes. That's stupid. I didn't do this stuff.

[G]

This is not me, y'.

[B]

All. I'm fighting for my life.

[D]

Now he gets up.

[B]

Okay. Wow. Yeah.

[E]

He got up from that interview.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And then they calmed him down.

[D]

Calmed him down. Brought him back in.

[E]

Didn't it feel like it was forced? He was making this big.

[H]

Oh yeah.

[A]

He knew he was an actor too. Yeah, right?

[B]

Oh yeah. Yeah.

[E]

He's an actor. He's a entertainer.

[A]

He didn't cry for long.

[D]

Ms. John.

[B]

So there's a guy.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Well, there's two of them. I. I facilitated a sale of a business.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

And I told them is about a hundred million dollar deal. I said, you pay me 200,000 and you pay me 200 buyer and sell it.

[D]

Fair enough.

[B]

That's less than a half of you.

[D]

Brought the two people together.

[B]

So you may called me, said I know you know him. I need to buy this company, blah blah blah.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And we made a deal. The deal happened, okay. And he never paid me. I sued him. I lost because I wasn't a licensed broker in the state of Texas. And there was a real estate traction transaction. His name's Jay Goodart. And he. They bought in his Texas direction. Okay. When they. When vroom. Bought them.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And Jay. Yeah. If you're listening, you owe me $200,000. There's just no question about it. But I lost in court. It's kind of like R. Kelly said. I beat my case. Yeah, you might have beat your case, but you're still a pedophile. Pos Right.

[D]

The video kind of proves it.

[B]

Paula, good morning. You're on the air. Hi.

[C]

How are you?

[B]

I'm good, I'm good. Is this Paula that emailed me?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, boy.

[C]

I absolutely love your show. I am so happy there's a show on Saturday that I can laugh too.

[B]

Well, Bobbo thinks that you were. That. That email you sent me was not real.

[C]

Oh, it is real, Bobo. I like you, Bobbo.

[B]

Talk to her.

[C]

Bobbo, I think you have an excellent voice, but your choice in music is not quite there.

[A]

Well, that's worthwhile criticism, Paula.

[B]

Thank you.

[D]

Oh, God.

[A]

Oh, come on.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[C]

No, I really like your voice, Bobbo.

[A]

Well, so what?

[C]

Oh, you know what, Bob? Okay, Bobble, you have a great talent, and that's where I'm gonna stand with that.

[A]

Why, thanks so much, Paula.

[D]

Oh, come on. Be real with her, Paula.

[A]

Oh, no, she didn't say all this to me.

[B]

Paula, we're running out of time. But I. I email my boss. Call me, call me.

[A]

Say my music.

[C]

I tried to find your email, Bobbo.

[A]

Because I hide it from you, Paula.

[C]

Exactly. So I had the other route.

[B]

So, Paula, real quick, what was your expand on your. On your criticism of Bobbo's music?

[A]

She thinks I tend to the obscure. Because you keep saying that out loud. When you pick the songs, they're a little obscure, but that's okay for you. But it's not.

[C]

No, actually they're bumper tooth songs have been.

[A]

Doesn't matter, Paula.

[G]

Oh, no.

[C]

Yes. Oh, my gosh. Haven't you heard of them?

[A]

Of course I've heard of them.

[C]

Excellent. There you go.

[B]

Y' all were bantering and baba, you start stepping all over and you didn't get it rolling and now you shut it off. So can you start over? Paula, bust his chops a little bit. Let's get this going. I want to hear it.

[A]

Yeah. Tell me how you really feel.

[C]

Okay. If not very good. It. It has an old feeling, you know? Old?

[B]

Like how old?

[C]

It's jazzy.

[B]

Jazzy.

[C]

You know, you're playing that jazzy stuff.

[B]

All right. Hey, Paula, we got to go to break. Call us later. Matt. Matt, line one. Do you agree with Paula?

[G]

No, I don't. I enjoy. I enjoy the show a lot.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

And I enjoy. I enjoy the Saturday Night Live type thing. Or Saturday morning, should I say? And I think it was One of the emails you read, so I enjoyed that. Like, man, don't take that away. It's like it kind of wakes you up a little bit in the morning.

[B]

Thank you, Russell. 04 Porsche 911 with 19,000 miles. I want to buy this car. Do you want to sell it? I bet you.

[G]

Yeah, we, we want to sell it, but I, I was asked for additional information which I didn't have.

[B]

I'm going to put you on hold. I got to go to break. I'm going to put you on hold. I got to go to break. I'm going to take you back during the break. I'll talk to you off here. Hang on just a second. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars over the radio and Paula critiques Babo's mind. Russell, you there? Mike, can you bring down that background music? Too loud. 14. Now, what were you saying about additional information?

[G]

I was asked. I don't know the guy's name he picked up on initially, but he was asking me for the sunroof and leather and all that other stuff and I, I can get that information for you.

[B]

He asked you if a Porsche. He asked you if a Porsche has le.

[G]

That's what I was asked, yeah.

[B]

Okay. You're selling it for someone else.

[G]

Yeah, this is attorney friend of mine. He's got offices in New York, Louisiana. Anyway, it's garage cab vehicle and we had lunch yesterday and we were talking and I. He said he was wanting to sell it and I said, well, let me. I said there's, you know, give me the vin.com was telling him about you. I said, I'll call it in tomorrow and then, you know, you may give an initial offer. So then if I need to upload it, you know, onto the website, I'll be happy to do it and I'll go take pictures of it.

[B]

Well, we got to know more, you know, several versions of that Porsche. You got the cab, the C4, the C4S, the turbo, the targa, you know, which one is it?

[G]

Right. That. Okay, what, what do you want me to do? You want me to go take pictures and load it up, get the light.

[B]

When you go to the website, if you put the license plate number in there, it'll bust. It'll decode the vin off of it and then. And it'll tell us what it is and take a couple pics and what. But I definitely want to buy it. I mean, I love the miles. I love the year.

[G]

Oh, yeah, it's. It's a nice car. Like I Say it's. It's. It's garage capped, you know, so. Okay, let me do it, John. I'll. I'll get it done. Let me see if I can get it done this weekend.

[B]

Please do. I'd love to buy it. You get it bought and you drive it for a day.

[G]

No, he's not even driving it. What happened?

[B]

I said you drive it for a day. You drive it for a day.

[G]

Oh, me driving for a day? I don't need to drive the thing. I'm sitting in the. I'm sitting there. I'm sitting there in the 2017 Nissan that I. Titan diesel that I filed the lemon law on, and Nissan's buying this son of a Back.

[B]

Hey, I've got to put you on hold. DJ get. Hang on. Dj, get Russell's phone number so we can get this Porsche. But. Hang on a sec, Russell. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com she always was kind of a wide stance guy. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RADIO. Now yours looks like mine, John Clay Wolf. If never I met you. Bobbo. Not to bust your sack even more, but I changed this song yesterday when I. Of course I did.

[A]

There were two of them now.

[B]

I did.

[A]

There were two of them.

[B]

Yeah, I did.

[A]

You. You marked out the Billy Joel song, right?

[B]

And I marked these and.

[A]

And didn't write anything into it. You changed this one to Devo and we played it. Okay, so then you marked out Billy Joel.

[B]

Then why is this one playing?

[A]

And you didn't put anything there. Oh, so it's an empty spot. You like this one before, so I added it again.

[B]

I did like the Kiss concert the other day, but we really went over Kiss a lot. Yeah, it's fine.

[A]

Same with Deaf Leopard.

[B]

Paula, call in and help change that one.

[A]

On my own as well.

[E]

Wait, the big question. Does Paula like it?

[B]

Paula, do you like the song? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Kyle just wrote in on the texture up. Paula and J and Nabo need to go on a date. Work this out, and he will pay for the bar tab and the dinner bill.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

Hof Brown Steaks, Bruce in Oklahoma City. 80,000 miles on a 97 Camaro. It's probably. It's probably worth six. Four grand. Four grand.

[A]

You and me, baby. Four grand.

[G]

Six grand. You think so?

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

This car is clean, man. I mean, it's. I mean, it's a 30th anniversary pace car. It's not, you know, I mean, it's a Z28, white wheels, orange stripes.

[B]

Is it a WS6?

[G]

No, that's trans Am, Buddy. This is brute. You know, this is. This is Bruce with the. Down at the private collector shop. I had the. The GTC I was trying to sell you. Did I buy it a year ago?

[B]

Did I buy it?

[A]

No.

[B]

Was it too high?

[G]

You know, price wasn't right. Buddy. Yeah, buddy.

[B]

Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy. Bruce, you ever done any good old Oklahoma blue crystal meth. Oh, ring, ring, ring. Sound like you got a. Sound like a two stroke engine sitting on the starting gate.

[A]

Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Everybody knew as soon as you walk through the damn door, he's going to have the chicken.

[B]

No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[A]

Oh, come on, buddy.

[B]

800, 800.

[A]

I love that GTC.

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

Is that a Pontiac? You know what Pontiac stands for? What?

[D]

I really don't know.

[A]

Good times Chevrolet.

[G]

That means.

[D]

That means me. Fire right off.

[A]

All right.

[D]

Oh, we have all kinds of stuff you want to hear about this. Wait. A debate over the merits of Nickelback took place in Congress of all places, this week when Wisconsin representative Mark Pocan used the band to make a point and Rodney Davis of the state of Illinois came to his defense. Nickelback.

[B]

Any more of those hydrocodos for comment on this? 77,000 people did comment. Only 4 wanted to keep this provision out of 77,000. That's probably about the percent of people who think Nickelback is their favorite band in this country. It's pretty low.

[G]

Why would you criticize one of the greatest bands of the 90s?

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Nickelback's your favorite band. I. I apologize to the gentleman.

[E]

One more reason why there's a difference.

[B]

Between Democrats and Republicans clearly found on the floor of Congress today.

[G]

But I stand here to say that my colleague from Wisconsin, I know he did not mean to offend the many, many thousands upon thousands of Nickelback fans in his district in Wisconsin. I'll stand here to save you from doing that and have to face the.

[B]

Political consequences at the ballot box. We need the same guys that do.

[G]

Have a Nickelback song on my running playlist that I listen to on a regular basis.

[B]

Are these the same guys that were talking the sale of Canada? Are they? No. Okay. Because it sounds like.

[D]

Sounds like the same guy.

[B]

It sounds like they're having fun.

[D]

Nickelback bumpers.

[B]

Nobody cares. Joe and Austin. You think Nickelback sucks or you like him?

[G]

Hey, how's it going?

[B]

Good. Are you a Nickelback fan?

[D]

That Paula is.

[C]

I listen to him.

[B]

With your clothes on or without?

[G]

With clothes on.

[B]

Just a love making song to yourself. I think that's what Nickelback fans do. Oh, good.

[G]

Punk rock, heavy metal person.

[B]

Ramones, huh?

[G]

Yeah, definitely. But hey, I just wanted to call in and say thanks. I sold y' all a Camaro about a month ago. And. And the price I got beat most of the places I had checked, so it was a good experience. And. And you know, I've only been listening to y' all for about three months now.

[B]

Oh yeah? Good. What station are we on? We in FM or am down there? I, I, or both.

[G]

It's a 97.5. It's a new station down here and I just started listening to it recently.

[B]

Is the coverage crappy or does it reach out pretty well? I mean, does it cover all of Austin? Getting there?

[G]

You know, it covers Austin, but you know, once you start to get a couple miles out of Austin, you know, you get the crackling and it starts to fade, so.

[B]

Gotcha. Because it's a low power station, how much money did we give you for your car?

[G]

13.

[B]

13,000?

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

In the 2014 Camaro RS.

[B]

Perfect.

[A]

Oh, that's that, That's a Camaro.

[B]

Thanks, man.

[A]

And I was driving, listening to Sting's second solo album, Nothing like the Sun. You and Paul, awesome record.

[B]

Frank and Lubbock.

[G]

Yes.

[B]

How are you hearing me in Lubbock? We're not on the air in Lubbock.

[G]

Oh, well that goes from Midland area.

[B]

Okay. Does it reach Lubbock?

[G]

No, I'm actually between Lubbock and Midland right now.

[B]

Well, I could tell that you just drive is all you do. Your truck has 234,000 miles on it. Yes. It's probably worth 5,000, maybe six. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We will buy it. Marilyn, good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Good morning. How are you?

[B]

Good. What you got?

[G]

Well, it's. It's actually my father in law's car and he's back in Michigan, but he's 86, so I figured I would try to handle this for him.

[B]

Cool.

[G]

It's a 1986 black on black IROC Z28. He bought it new.

[B]

How many miles?

[G]

About 109.

[B]

Does it have any rust on? No, sir, not a lick, not a spec, not no starting of rust anywhere.

[G]

Not that, not that I saw when I was up there. Probably six, eight weeks ago.

[B]

So on a scale of one to 10, how nice is it?

[G]

You know, if I was. I've driven it before. I mean, the first five, ten years. Great car. You know, I mean, you know how they run. It's. It's nice. It's.

[D]

You know, he.

[B]

Is it an eight on a scale of one to ten, or is it a five?

[G]

No, it's. It's more like a seven. Eight, without a doubt.

[B]

Does. Does 4,000 buy it?

[G]

No, I think that's a little bit light.

[B]

110,000 miles. I mean.

[G]

No, I understand.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

But it's clean, and he's taking very good care of it.

[B]

What's it take to buy it?

[G]

You know, I was thinking six grand.

[B]

Okay, you're in. Is the car in Detroit or is it in dc?

[G]

It's in. Outside Detroit.

[B]

I bought a AC Cobra out of Detroit the other day.

[G]

Yeah, right. Kept. Always been kept in the garage. Never been exposed to the weather.

[B]

So if I wrote you a check for five and we did the meet in the middle deal, would that be acceptable to all parties?

[G]

Hey, five grand.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

That would probably work. I would need to, you know, call him to just. Okay. I think that would probably call him.

[B]

Get the VIN number or the license plate. Load this car up in to. Give me the vinyl on the info box. They talked to John on the radio this morning. This is the five grander out of Detroit. I need pictures.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And I need Detroit. So we will have to send a truck up to Detroit and pick it up. I'll probably take it over to Pennsylvania to our auction over there because it's closer than Texas. We have two hubs in the U.S. actually, we have three. We have Southern Cal to duh in Vegas. But anyway, Pa, Texas, and then the West Coast. So, yeah, I'll get it picked up and I'll get it paid for. I want to buy it, so go ahead and play the. This is like Joe Dirt man rides again. I mean, it's a. It's a 86 IROC. I need to get. I need to. I need to get my mullet going for this. This is gonna be fun. We need to smoke some grass and drink some Zimas and have a mullet.

[G]

Well, you know, it's. Weed is recreationally legal up in Michigan now, so you shouldn't have any problem getting some good smoke.

[B]

Come on. Thanks. Go to givemetheven.com Wild Bill Mobile, Alabama Good morning. Real quick.

[G]

Good morning. Good morning. I'm just calling to let you know that I enjoy y' all's show. I. I laugh all the time. I listen to y'. All on Saturday mornings on 102.3 out of Midland, Odessa.

[B]

Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. No change on the watches and clocks in your hole Spring forward one hour.

[A]

Like a myth we can know and you'll probably run late until Easter is.

[B]

Gone all the times they are a change in lives. From Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning.

[A]

It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D.

[B]

Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo.

[A]

Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and safety from the Prince of Darkness.

[B]

And now your host, John Clay Wolf. Hey, baba. Doug Pavlick just wrote in. He's from. Where's it from? Vegas. Listening on the mountain out there. Have Paula send some nudes in for Bobbo to critique.

[A]

Oh, nice. Yeah, that's a good thing.

[B]

For those of y' all who missed the first, we've been on there for two hours. We're joining a lot of y' all this morning. Right now we've got all 30 stations up at 9 o' clock central.

[A]

Because when I think of fans of the outlaws, I think of pretty, pretty gals.

[B]

Yeah, we.

[D]

God, what a shadow.

[B]

That's insiders. He can't be inside. Look, we just introduced a whole new audience, Bob. Lots of people just joined us. Good morning everyone. But Paula called in to bust Bobbo's chops about his music selection. He's torqued about it. And Paula, feel free to call back in and we can keep going on with this. I, I missed it. Jeff in Austin, Texas. An 05 Lexus LS4 with 80 Ultra Lux. Is it a long or regular?

[G]

It's a regular. I don't think they did the long until that 07.

[B]

That's right. I'm a six grand guy if it's nice.

[G]

Yeah, I paid, I paid four for it. Got it off a family member. They're not driving anymore.

[B]

So.

[G]

Yeah, that was people like you that.

[B]

Cause problems in family relationships. You brother in law.

[G]

Hey, they really did. They thought I was gonna give him two.

[B]

Oh, can I give you five and you only make a thousand off of me?

[G]

No, I'm good, man. I already sold you one of my. One of my other Lexus cars about eight months ago. You did good on on it.

[B]

How do you know I didn't real.

[G]

Quick because you beat Carmax.

[B]

I did good for you. What if I lost money on it?

[G]

Yes, sir. No, you probably made money on it. It was real clean. And then back to earlier. What y' all were talking about. There was a guy in middle school, his last name was Cox. E O X. Yep. And his mom worked in the library. Her name was Sharon Cox.

[B]

Is she hot?

[G]

That's the true story. No, she wasn't hot.

[B]

Yeah. Forget it then. John and Baton Rouge.

[G]

Yes, sir.

[B]

I don't understand your question here. Says, how much do they pay you to talk about these cars?

[G]

No, no, y'.

[D]

All.

[G]

Somebody was asking y' all a while ago, dealership, how much I was paying. I was just laughing at the guy called back from a couple weeks ago, said, man, y' all really gave him a good deal. I wonder how much they paying that guy.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no. We don't pay any of these people. And all of our reviews online are everybody else. We don't. We. We just do our thing. We've been doing a long time. What you got? You just calling the. Busting my balls?

[G]

No, no, I'm just.

[D]

That's.

[G]

I got a truck for sale. Now that I was thinking about it. You ready?

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll bet it online. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. David Hambone, Hamilton in Pennsylvania. Good morning.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

You there, Dave? It's cutting out.

[E]

I think his phone is off.

[D]

We lost you.

[B]

I've got him here. Hey, DJ Pre K, you there?

[E]

It's bad reception.

[B]

There you go. You there?

[D]

Do you like your iPhone?

[B]

Okay, Dave, Hambone, you there?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

Dj, get Hambone, line four. Straighten him out. Let me know when it's straight. I know that guy's my buddy's uncle and he lives in pa. That's funny. He's listening this morning. Yeah. Okay.

[D]

All right. Have you ever quit a job and really wanted to do that take this job and shove it thing, you know, where you just want to get him. Well, Dallas Cowboy defensive line lineman David Irving said he's done with the NFL, and he did it while he was smoking dope right there on this video. Irving delivered the message through Instagram live on Thursday saying, basically, guys, I quit. I know they're talking about a suspension and all this other nonsense, dude, but I'm out of here. I'm out of there. I'm not doing this S anymore. As he was smoking a blunt on this video. So I think he's paying him. Done with the NFL.

[E]

He was getting paid, like, half a mil. I mean, he was up for a contract this year, too.

[B]

He quit his NFL career for drugs. He loves weed more than money.

[D]

Johnny Football said it was a good call.

[B]

Dude, he.

[E]

Yeah, no kidding.

[A]

He was going to be a third season guy.

[E]

Yeah, he was good and he was hurt this past year. He was good for the Cowboys, but he wanted to play under his own rule.

[D]

Well, sure.

[E]

Not the NFL rules.

[D]

Not the NFL rules.

[E]

And so that's what he's just taking.

[B]

Did the man throw away his job over weed? Yes. He wants to be.

[E]

He's his thing. And you know what? It's not a bad idea. He's weed over pills because a lot of those NFL players take.

[B]

Do you have any more of those hydrocodones, J?

[D]

See, I do, actually.

[E]

A lot of those. Yeah. You and J.M.

[B]

J.D.

[E]

Has just.

[D]

I heard my injury. I jumped up in the middle. Oh, stop it. I jumped up in the middle of the night for a hailstorm and I tripped over the dog.

[B]

You know, we were listening. That sounds like a big fat lie.

[D]

It's not a lie at all.

[E]

Why would I lie?

[D]

I don't lie.

[B]

It's like Burke Lowe, when he cried, crashed his car, and he told his mom he was coming home, putting on his seat belt.

[E]

You've been eyeing those pills for a while. You had to come up with an excuse.

[D]

I made up this whole story and went down and bought $50 worth of crutches to steal one.

[B]

Hambone, you there?

[D]

Hambone?

[G]

Hey, yeah, what's up? What's going on, man?

[B]

Man, this is Sullen's uncle. He was our. I mean, I haven't heard from you in forever. Dave Hamilton. You're in Pennsylvania, man.

[G]

I hadn't heard from you forever.

[B]

That's funny. He was. Remember the stories I told back when college, when we had the bars? I opened a bar in college. Hambone used to work at Tudors. Tudors Hamburgers and Tudors made the great. You know. And then I was like, if we're gonna open this bar, which they make us have a restaurant. I was 19 years old. I want to have great hamburgers. So we took Hambone from tutors and he taught us. We bought. What was your hamburger recipe, Dave? Damn it.

[G]

It's a 8515 ground meat.

[D]

8515 ground meat.

[G]

Onion, salt, a little garlic powder, dope, black pepper and salt.

[B]

But we took steak and ran it through a real meat grinder to make the ground meat.

[G]

Exactly.

[B]

That was the kid.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

We bought our own meat grinder. We had our flat grill. It was awesome.

[B]

That was a fun time. That was. I didn't realize what we were doing at that age back then. We were how young? Too young to drink but had a bar. It was fun.

[D]

But you owned a bar. That's amazing. That story is amazing.

[G]

Oh, we only own two bars.

[D]

Two bars.

[B]

There were two bars.

[D]

My bad.

[G]

Hey, you've been to them?

[B]

Yep.

[G]

So.

[B]

Really?

[G]

I just called to say hey.

[B]

You sound like you're not feeling good. Are you sick?

[G]

It's great to hear you.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Huh?

[B]

Are you sick or.

[G]

I got a sinus thing. I got a sinus thing going on.

[B]

Well, we're glad to be up in your neck of the woods. I'm glad you're hearing us on the radio. And we're New York City and Philadelphia is next.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, man.

[G]

I've been listening to you from DC.

[B]

Perfect. Good to talk to him, Bone. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. Richard and Midland. A high mileage truck. We go to givemethevin.com and load it up. 06 Ram. 280, 000 mile, four wheel drive mega cab.

[G]

All right.

[B]

I'm thinking. I'm just off the top of my head. I'm thinking 10 G's. I need to see it.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

Thanks, man. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-723-4. We have Randy the Chipmunk.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Coming later or coming now or when are we doing.

[E]

Anytime you call.

[B]

And who's this guy that The. The. The comedian with a TV show that's coming in?

[A]

Tone Bell.

[B]

Yeah. Who's that?

[D]

Tom.

[A]

Tone. Tone.

[B]

Tone Loke.

[A]

Tone. Tony. Tony. Tony.

[E]

He's got a CBS show right now in his stand up on Showtime. He's pretty. He's a funny guy.

[A]

CBS sitcom fam. He's in currently. He was in a program on Netflix called Disjointed with Kathy Bates last year where she starts her own pot dispensary and hilarity ensues. Really innovative. Cool, cool, cool situation.

[B]

He's coming in the studio here.

[A]

He'll be here in a while.

[B]

And Randy the Chipmunk is here now.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Let's get Randy in.

[H]

Hop up here.

[B]

Get up, J.D.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Randy sounds.

[D]

Listen, nobody else can hear me but you. This is so weird. How do you do? You doing?

[B]

You feeling okay?

[D]

Satan is talking to me just in my head. I'm just checking on you, man. Yeah, I'm feeling fine. But how are you talking to me in my head? Well, I'm just, you know, it's a.

[A]

Time travel thing, but they're.

[D]

They're bringing the chipmunk in. It gave me seven free seconds to do this too. You keep on keeping on, buddy. I took some hydrocodone this morning though.

[B]

I know.

[A]

I got your back.

[B]

Hey guys, what's going on? Good morning. Randy the Chipmunk. No one else heard this?

[C]

What's the matter with jd?

[D]

Nothing, I.

[B]

He's tripping on hydro. He's glassy eyed.

[D]

Well, I have that. Took a hydrocodone.

[B]

How many fingers am I holding up?

[D]

I'm hearing things.

[A]

800-800-Radio.

[B]

800800 radio. 8008007234 is our number or just go to Give me the V I N. If you want to sell your car, give. The computer will bid it immediately.

[C]

Or you can just call me at star 69.

[B]

You'll get. Hey Randy, what did you think about Paula calling in earlier and critiquing Bobbo and his music choices? Oh yeah, she's cool, man. Love Outlaws. Outlaws. Badass.

[D]

Do you like the Outlaws?

[A]

Yeah, there's like a country rock kind of thing.

[D]

I never asked you about your music.

[B]

Personally, I'd probably listen to Dirt Band first. Yeah, like, you know, like early 80s dirt man. Fire in the Sky.

[D]

No idea you've been around that long.

[B]

Yo, hold. An American Dream.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And we can travel girl without any means.

[D]

Right. That was the hits on the radio.

[B]

I can't think of the rest of it.

[C]

No, you know what I'm talking about.

[D]

I do. I played that song on the radio. Yes.

[B]

I like that. I don't know. You're starting to sound like Baba. You're kind of drifting around. An American Dream. That's good stuff, Jack.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You go out, you sit outside.

[B]

Like at the Oyster Bar or the. The Ginger Man.

[C]

One of those bars where they let.

[B]

You bring your dog. Yeah. And you sit outside.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Get high and listen to the Dirt bath man. Drinking pina colada.

[C]

Drink street Pina coladas. Hey, what's wrong with J.D. he's losing Glassy eyes.

[D]

You've asked me that twice. Is it me or my hearing sound stuff.

[C]

Whose crutches?

[B]

What happened?

[D]

Never mind. I fell over the dog.

[C]

I'll beat some ass off of somebody semester you, man.

[D]

No, you're my buddy. I know you're my back.

[B]

Son of a. Don't cuss. Don't cuss. Oh, I'm sorry, John. I was trying to quote from the Book of Thessalonians said some of the beaches are nice. You don't want to be. Yeah, all right, all right. Did you go in there? I got by that one. Did you go in for Ash Wednesday? Is that what I see on your forehead? Oh, yeah, yeah. All rodents are roman catholic. Yeah, I didn't know if you're aware.

[C]

Of that or not.

[B]

Did you see that meme that says when your preacher even knows you're a. And it says on ash Wednesday, he wrote punta in your God in the. On her. On her. Yeah. I think that's who in spanish. Yeah. Yeah.

[C]

If you watch marcos, it can.

[B]

I think it could mean a lot of different stuff. Jay in the woodlands. An 09 coupe. A little 128 with 58, 000 miles leather roof. Automatic or stick?

[G]

It's automatic.

[B]

Average rough or clean?

[G]

It is average to clean.

[B]

Does five grand sound right?

[G]

Five grand sounds pretty close.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Let's buy it. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I'll buy it. Thanks, man. Sell that, Sell that, Sell that. Let's go. My name is john clay wolf. What time is it? It is 919 Central. 1019 on the East Coast. JD Ryan, Bobbo, Michael Turley. And givemetheven.com is who brings you this show. You can go there, get a number on your car, loaded up real quick, Give you a coat, and if they don't beat your carmax offer, they'll send you a check for 100 bucks.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

Got to be a win. From the wolf radio studios, it's time for the John clay wolf shows.

[C]

Motorheads, geeks, sluts, waste toys.

[B]

Call john toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-radio.

[C]

They think he's a righteous dude now.

[B]

John clay wolf. So hooter in the buying office had a meltdown. Yeah, about a year ago. And you said he had another one. We've got so much stuff to talk about. We're running out of time. We got hooters, meltdown, Another one. We have fat aaron and lieutenant Dan. That's gonna have a foot race next week because we're waiting on lieutenant Dan's new support fake leg.

[D]

The fake leg.

[E]

It's a sport. Bionic leg of some sort.

[B]

Domingo's on line one, and he wants to hear cluck norris. Paul is on line, too. Oh, I wonder if this is the same Paula from earlier. Bob, do you think it's the same Paula?

[A]

Oh, I hope so.

[B]

Okay, let's talk to her. Paula.

[C]

Hi.

[B]

Hi. Oh, good. It is the same Paula.

[D]

Now, what did she call about?

[B]

She wrote it. She. For people that just. Just. Just tuned in. Paula wrote us a note in. In criticizing bobbo. And I read it on the air. And. And baba. What I Mean, Paula, about his taste in music. Paula, what did you think about that return we just did?

[C]

Oh, my gosh. That was a whole lot better.

[B]

Guess who picked it, Bobbo? Me.

[C]

Oh, my gosh. Okay. Okay. I was thinking that perhaps Bobble could use the knowledge of being around you for 10 years and implement that into the music, because we can all learn something from others.

[B]

Paula, I need your mailing address because I'm gonna send you a check.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

I need it.

[B]

Therapists, you know, therapists cost, I don't know, a couple hundred dollars an hour. And you're doing couple counseling for Bob and I for free. And it's really good. So tell for whom. But see, one other thing, jd, that I didn't tell you. Yes? Is. Is. Is. Paula's quite a. Is she really? Yeah, she's pretty, pretty, pretty saucy little gal. Yeah. She wrote a note. Another note. About you.

[D]

About me?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, Paula, tell me about me.

[G]

You want to read it, John?

[C]

J.D. you know, it's funny. I remember you. The program. However, I don't remember a lot about the program, but I just noticed you didn't have a lot of input into this program.

[D]

So I need more.

[C]

And I was wondering. And I know you're probably, you know, working through, you know, how to present yourself on the air.

[D]

That's exactly what I'm doing after 30 years.

[C]

And you know what? And I'm waiting for it to come out. I'm waiting for you to.

[H]

You know what?

[C]

I'm waiting for it to come out because I know you have it, because you're a. Well, you know, I could go into places with that, but I'm gonna let that.

[D]

No, I believe you've gone into all the places.

[B]

She doesn't sound this way on the. She's. She's. She's a little ball of. Ha. Paula, you're a little ball of hate now. I mean, now you need to roll into me and Turley next. I mean, this is like. This is an essence.

[C]

No, I don't hate you.

[A]

I understand.

[C]

You're doing the job that he's always been doing.

[B]

She just hates. She hates me.

[H]

And Baba.

[B]

She just hates me.

[C]

No, I don't hate you, jd. I don't hate you.

[A]

She just hates me.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

You.

[D]

You need.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

I need to. I need to be. I need to talk more, is what you're saying, because I have other words I can use.

[C]

You know exactly what it is you're doing. Okay. And you know why you're doing it. You've been in radio for years. I know you have it. Bring it out.

[D]

Oh, my man. She sounds like a program director I used to have.

[C]

Well, you know what if somebody knows your knows you have the talent, right? Bring it out.

[D]

Okay, I just did.

[B]

That's the wrong thing, jd.

[D]

Oh, my bad.

[B]

I wish I could find the email that she wrote about you, jd.

[E]

It's in the same one I forward.

[C]

I have it.

[B]

Can you read it? Hello? I'm glad someone finally asked J.D. ryan to stop being discovered. Hang on, just.

[G]

Hello?

[B]

Hello? I'm glad that someone finally stopped. Finally asked JD Ryan to stop being disclaimer man.

[E]

It is.

[B]

Is. It is. If he's the janitor cleaning. The show's dirty. The show's talent dirty. Comments.

[D]

She's good. That's exactly my job.

[B]

I honestly do not remember any comments from JD's day with Russia. I think JD should bring up something from his heart to show let us hear why he continues to desire to be heard. So she's really. This is from a week ago. So she's really. Paula really feels all this. I mean, you're a P1 listener, aren't you? I mean, you're serious about this stuff.

[C]

I am. I haven't listened all 10 years, but I went back on some of the older podcasts and I mean, I just really like the show.

[B]

Tell me about me. I want to hear about me. I mean, I want. I want to hear your diagnosis.

[C]

Well, I mean, you work in the field of cars, and I understand where you're coming from with that, so I get it.

[B]

Yeah, but that's simple. I mean, don't tell me there's way. There's way. Forget cars. Screw cars. Cars are a commodity. If you've listened to that much of us, I think, I mean, dig in.

[D]

Get deep like you did to me.

[C]

Well, it's a great talent when someone can talk on the air for four hours, period.

[B]

That's a Rush Limbaugh. That's what, that's what Trump said the other day.

[C]

And keep the attention of the audience for four hours.

[B]

Are you, what nationality are you?

[C]

American.

[B]

Okay, what are you? Are you white, black, Latino or other Southern? Let me see.

[C]

Black.

[B]

So do you listen to the Uncle Roy segments? Do you, do you feel him? Do you understand him?

[C]

Uncle Roy, Is that the guy who picks up the car?

[B]

Yep.

[C]

The head guy?

[B]

Yep. 65 year old black man that taught me how to drive, how to smoke, how to drink.

[C]

Oh, yes, yes. He's funny.

[B]

Okay, thank you.

[C]

He's Funny. I understand him. He's been around for years doing what he does.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 whatever the number is. Cluck Norris is here. Domingo. He's right here.

[C]

Oh wow.

[B]

Now you said a good. You want a good Mexican joke? You have a good Mexican joke?

[D]

No, no.

[G]

Well I got with what's his name? Romero.

[C]

Romo.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Tony Romo's dead. And what happened?

[G]

I gotta share it with you?

[A]

Okay.

[G]

He said tell me why do Mexicans only cross the border two at a time?

[B]

Why?

[G]

Because the sign says no trespassing.

[B]

No, no, no, no. I could tell by the way Domingo went into that you're full blown Hispanic. No, I'm happy you got that, you've got that. You've got that. That roll at tilde on your Rs.

[G]

He. I was born in Memphis, Tennessee. I'm a hicks panic. Okay.

[B]

Clark Norris, were you. You have some kin folk in Tennessee, don't you John?

[E]

Yeah. Who's Cluck Norris, everybody?

[B]

Cluck Norris is our in house rooster that goes to rooster chicken fights in Oklahoma. And he wins a lot. And we. We sponsor him. Some people sponsor race cars and sponsor you know, pancake breakfasts. We sponsor a black rooster that is a chicken fighter and he makes us money.

[A]

I knock the ass off a rooster too. If you climb in the ring, we cluck north because my primary motivation is all the hens. You understand?

[D]

Of course.

[A]

But I will knock the ass off another rooster. It's a matter of price. In my DNA it is. And Memphis. That's all from the art of the egg. I should write a book. You should write a book about my exploits in the state of Tennessee.

[D]

Make a lot of money and I'll.

[A]

Tell you about it more when the John Clay Wolf Show. Get back after this hearing.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. A hummus brand in England called Me.

[G]

Too will be changing its name of.

[B]

14 years is due to the me too anti harassment movement. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[G]

We feel your pain said the owners of Toys R Kelly.

[B]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. That's funny. That's funny.

[F]

That's funny.

[B]

Kyle IN050808 Silverado Duramax with a buck and a half on it. Four wheel drive. Is it leather or cloth? What the.

[G]

Vinyl.

[B]

Vinyl. So it's a work truck. Does 10 grand buy? Yes sir. I don't know if I want to give 10 grand for it actually. Okay. Good bye Kevin. And 073 quarter ton maturing 50, 000 miles lt3. Oh, man. These big miles are scaring the hell out of me. I don't know.

[D]

Man.

[G]

I mean, these things, the motor's great on it.

[B]

Okay. You know, when the injectors go out, it cost me 3, 500 every time. And has it been LB7, not LB. Has it been deleted? Does 10 grand buy.

[G]

I got a lift pump and a.

[B]

Does ten grand bite.

[G]

Think about it.

[B]

Okay, load it up to give me the vin.com. let me think about it too. I gotta call my wife and see if she can let me spend that much. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's see some pictures. Send me some nudes of your girlfriends. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Yes, that's what I just said. So Hooter, he is a buyer. He's a long time buyer. He's a funny guy. He's real cool.

[D]

He's always cool.

[B]

He's kind of like DJ pre K. Back in high school, I played football with Hooter.

[D]

You did?

[B]

He was offensive guard. I was a fullback. Has he always been kind of mellow? Mellow, yeah. Well, that's why they call him Hooters.

[A]

He was chill. You could meet.

[D]

Absolutely.

[B]

Hooter had keg parties at his house.

[D]

All right.

[B]

Hooter's mom was cool.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

In high school.

[D]

I can see that.

[B]

Yep. So we would go over to Hooter's house, keg in the backyard. He was just the nicest. His real name is Terrence.

[D]

Okay. I never knew that.

[B]

And you know, Hooters palm would just be like there and. And he just partied Hooters out.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Anyway, he came to work here a few years ago. And he's so damn nice. But you know that thing. Don't ever piss off a nice guy. Don't ever piss off a nice guy.

[D]

There's a line you don't cross.

[B]

They flip.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you want to play the blow up from a year ago?

[E]

Yeah. Because there was another blow up in the office this week. But this gives you an idea of what happens to Hooter when you cross him as a. If you're trying to sell your car to him.

[G]

All right, well, you have a good day. What am I getting Every shaky deal up in this mother, man. God, me. I'm done. I'm done for the day. Who? I can't take it for the.

[B]

Who was it?

[G]

Greg came over up a 15 on this Dodge Challenger. He's going to Deliver today at 5. Call, text him.

[B]

Called him twice. And then call him the third time. And he's in the.

[G]

Doesn't have enough balls to talk to me and tell me he's a comeback. You know what I'm saying? He lets his ass wife answer his phone because he's more of a. Than his wife. You know what I mean?

[B]

So what did he do? Did he sell him somewhere else?

[G]

Oh, he just decided to sell another car. And by then, I wouldn't. I wasn't even going to taste this right, you know, go, oh, hey, send me the VIN on that one.

[B]

Let me hold you there.

[G]

So I was like, fine.

[B]

I said, you know, it's just been.

[G]

Nice for you to, you know, be decent about it. Pick up the God phone. I've been calling you all God day.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[G]

What the God.

[B]

I hate.

[F]

I hate.

[G]

Sorry about that.

[B]

I know how it feels, man.

[G]

It's just, man, it's been happening to me all week. All last week, it's been one flake after the next, man. What doing wrong?

[B]

Hey, you.

[G]

Man, I'm just a magnet all of a sudden.

[B]

Magnet.

[G]

I am a magnet.

[B]

I'm not laughing. I wanted to buy the damn car.

[G]

Yeah, I did, too. I mean, great, man. You don't want to buy it, man, just text me. You don't even have to talk to me. Just say, hey, man, I'm not going.

[F]

To sell the car.

[B]

I lied. Tell me the truth. Tell me you lied.

[G]

Yeah, I'm a liar, you know, and I can't even. I won't even talk to you. I'm gonna get my wife to do it. She's from Mansfield. Go figure.

[B]

That was a hell of a BLEEP job, Turley. That was a very, very, very good BLEEP job.

[A]

A couple years ago, too. I mean, you got a great track record for this kind of thing.

[B]

Greatest hits of all time. Hooter Belmont. Yes, thank you.

[E]

This week, another one happened, too, but we couldn't get over there to record it in time because our dynamics. A little different downstairs. But all of a sudden, he just started. It almost sounded like this. He said, yelling about some guy, stuttering. He's a prick. And this, that. I was like, well, jd, record, record, record, trying. So what happened?

[B]

Who.

[E]

Who'd crossed you this time?

[B]

I called the guy, asked him what.

[G]

It took to buy it.

[F]

He tells me a number.

[B]

We're talking. We're talking about the car.

[G]

We're talking of conditioning.

[F]

We're talking about our process. Next thing you know, I talked To David.

[B]

We get to the number, pull the trigger.

[G]

Yep.

[F]

Prior to that, he is as smooth as Barry White. Right when I dropped the number on it said great, 15,000 buys it.

[G]

And he just starts stuttering.

[F]

I'm like, okay, you said it buys it, right? Does it buy it or does it not buy it? And then just stuttering started and the crab walking and whatever else happened, but.

[B]

That was the back. So you called him a stuttering prick.

[G]

I did not.

[B]

Well, when I hung up. Yeah, but not on the phone. He never does this. He's professional with the customer. He blows up on us, his family members, you know, Drunk dad comes home and beats the hell out of the kids. Exactly.

[F]

And that's.

[B]

That's what I did.

[F]

So everyone downstairs had to.

[G]

Had to suffer through my. My tantrum.

[E]

And it usually lasts about a minute and a half. And after that blows over normal hoot just like now.

[D]

Cool.

[B]

Yeah. You have to let it out.

[D]

It build.

[B]

It's a. It's a. It's a build up. You know, you have to. You need a release valve.

[F]

And I appreciate it.

[B]

Well, that's why we put that, that thing on our. On our purchase order when we sit, when we make a deal to people and we send it to them electronically and we put a 250 breakup fee on.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

$250 breakup fee to try to get them if they're lying to get it shooken out right then saying you. We're making a deal. If you unwind on it, you owe us two fifty.

[D]

We've spent money at this point.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Accounting, cutting ch. The, you know, transportation, getting a payoff. We've got labor in this deal. And then we send buyers to your house and when he's a big enough bee that he sends his wife to the door to say that he's not there. I mean, that's ridiculous. Guys will hide when they're. When. When we're at the house picking up. Yeah. What's the stupidest one you've seen? You've been doing this while.

[G]

Which one?

[D]

The.

[B]

The unwind, the crawfish. The lobster walk is you call biggest lie the biggest liar? Well, the. The one that you just played was.

[G]

Probably right up there.

[B]

I think.

[G]

There'S too many to name, John.

[B]

Honestly, I. I wish I could think of there people are flex. Have you lost? Have you lost faith in the human race?

[G]

I have not yet.

[D]

It sounds like that. That came after a week of just not nice people.

[B]

Yeah, it's.

[F]

It's a certain buildup. I mean, you know, I know what I do. I know the nature of the business.

[D]

And.

[B]

But it. But it happens.

[F]

And when it happens, you know, concurrently.

[G]

And over a long period of time.

[B]

It just give me another one. Give me one that I'll get mad about. Is like when we spend a bunch of money sitting a truck or somewhere way out to pick up.

[E]

Well, Pre K actually had one this week too.

[B]

Pre K?

[E]

The kb?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Now, it's just some guy, and I actually heard Pre K getting a little country on him.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Oh, yeah. Pre K. Did you start ripping your clothes off so you could fight and pull your dip out of your mouth, boy?

[E]

How do you know it?

[B]

What was this? What happened?

[E]

Man, this guy was just. He was talking, you know, I was making him an offer. Solid offer on this thing, man. I think it was like a. A truck or something like that. We offered him like five. Five. And he was like, nah, man, KBB says seven, so I want seven. And so did you say KBB can.

[B]

Get up on these nuts? Yeah, man.

[E]

I told him, man, look, KBB don't write no checks, baby. I got the money right here for you. What you mean, man? He was getting loud just like that, okay? And, you know, he said, look, it's seven or nothing. And I said, all right, well, then, bye.

[B]

The good news is you still got your truck and I still got my money.

[E]

Show enough, man. Don't play with me.

[B]

So. So hoot. What about a long dispatch? Like where we went to Midland or went like a long way? I mean, it's one thing when they do it close by, but if you travel a long way, I mean, you don't, because our drivers do. But I'm the one that's gonna get pissed now because I pay him anyway, right? Luckily, if a situation like that comes up, if something happens there at.

[F]

Either at the house or at the.

[G]

Job, it's usually a mechanical issue that wasn't disclosed.

[B]

Yeah, it's rare that I've. I can't remember once that I've actually.

[F]

Had guys go out there and everything is as described in them to shut the door and change their mind.

[B]

Like the guy on the Challenger?

[F]

Exactly.

[B]

Well, except for. Well, except for that. But most of it happens in office, so maybe I've been lucky.

[F]

I know there's a few buyers out.

[G]

There that have experienced that.

[B]

People lie to you? They do occasionally. They do occasionally.

[F]

But I think.

[B]

I think, by and large, people. Do the men lie more than the women, or do the women lie more than the men?

[G]

I think it's more men it leans.

[B]

More towards the men.

[G]

Yeah, I don't know why that is.

[B]

Is there a racial profile that you've noticed with the lies?

[G]

No, no.

[B]

It crosses the accidental races. Yeah.

[G]

Lying sees no color.

[D]

So.

[B]

All right, well, a Hooter Belmont, everyone. The greatest meltdown recorded since Casey Kasem's pictures and dog deal. I don't know if you have that handy. We could remind the listeners of the.

[D]

Casey When Casey melts.

[B]

Oh, that's the best. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Matt A12 Silverado LTZ diesel. Four wheel drive, leather roof Nav. Anything wrong with it? Is it puffing smoke?

[G]

We're the only owners of it and it's got a bunch of. It's my brother's truck. We use it in our rental fleet or our. Our fleet at work. It's got rear airbags added on.

[B]

Hey, do this, man. Do this, do this, do this. I've got third. Hey, I'm sorry. I've got 30 seconds before I'm out on the top of the hour hit.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

And we're gonna lose a couple of affiliates. Actually, we're gonna lose D.C. and I want to tell everybody. Bye. Wait, no, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And go to. Give me the vin.com and load up. I do want to buy it. Okay, 20 seconds. So I'm getting my 11. Okay, big 100, Washington D.C. maryland, Baltimore. We will see you next Saturday. Or you can jump to the stream@john claywolf.com click listen live. The podcast is also@john claywolf.com or on the John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Everybody else hang tight. And we've got two more hours. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the Jean Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf. Bob, I really think I edited that song off too.

[A]

No, you edited photograph, but you didn't replace it with anything. So I remembered how much you like this one, so I put it in.

[B]

There because it reminds me of my in laws.

[A]

Geez, don't tell Paula.

[B]

My in laws. Untunk. Bleat and Glott and Globe. That's the only Danish I can speak.

[A]

Boop boop boot.

[B]

Okay, I don't believe that's Danish. We have people on hold.

[D]

I don't believe it is.

[B]

We have. J.D. we have a fella coming in in a second. What's his name? Tone.

[D]

Tone Bell.

[B]

Tone Loke.

[D]

Tone Bell.

[B]

Tone Loke. Baba. Who did you book us? What did you do.

[A]

Tone Bell is. Is. Is Mr. Workaholic the last couple years, and I'm dying to hear how you. How you got your start. You've done. You've done a few different jobs.

[B]

God damn it, Bobbo. Can you not put on a gig? I'm sitting here like he's not here yet, and then we're gonna bring him in. I'm trying to do it right. Hang on.

[H]

Let me start over.

[B]

I'll do it like I do.

[E]

Wait, let me start the open again.

[H]

Everybody back to one.

[D]

And rolling. Standby.

[B]

Action. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. JD who's this guy that you. Clay Wolf. JD who's this guy that you said you. You called in to come in here?

[A]

Tone Bell?

[B]

I don't know.

[D]

This weekend?

[B]

Well, a lot of people go to the Improv. Why is this guy coming in here?

[D]

Hilarious. He's been in a bunch a ton of TV shows and even a Dodge Dart commercial, which I guess. I guess. I'm guessing. I guess his agent was mad at him that week.

[G]

Week.

[D]

But he's done a ton of tv. You'll see him. Tone Bell.

[A]

Stop it.

[B]

Guy. Mike, if you don't turn my board on. Oh, that's the wrong deal.

[E]

He said trust.

[B]

You can see Tone Loke, everybody.

[A]

Tone Bell.

[D]

And you can see his picture in the link on John. John Clay Wolf on the Facebook page. I just put him up.

[B]

Saton. Tone, look.

[F]

What's that?

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

No, you just keep getting it wrong. It's great.

[B]

What inspired you to write Funky Cole Medina?

[D]

Oh, my God.

[F]

I. Well, when I met your mom, she was. Yeah, she inspired me in ways that I can't even imagine.

[B]

So what year was that?

[F]

Oh, man, we've been hanging out hers now since, like, 79.

[B]

Okay. She. She died in 2003. Great woman of cancer. I didn't see you at the funeral, Tone Loke.

[F]

You know, I moved on.

[D]

Yeah, but it changed. I got.

[B]

I got hit and quit it, huh? Even if it's gone.

[F]

Hey, man. Transitions for kids.

[B]

I didn't know that my mom had jungle fever. I didn't know she liked black man.

[F]

Oh, hey, everybody likes to jungle every now and then.

[B]

Even Axl Rose. What, does that work for you? That. Are you married, are you single? Or you. What?

[F]

Nah, man. I'm saying I'm out here single, man.

[B]

Do the white girls track you down harder than the black girls?

[F]

I'm an equal opportunity dm. Slide in.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Equal opportunity slider. Safe.

[A]

There we go.

[B]

Do you prefer white girls or black girls as your girlfriends?

[A]

Pink.

[B]

There you are. Easy. Remember, we're on that.

[D]

You bet your match, Johnny.

[F]

I thought we're just naming colors. Is that what we were doing?

[B]

Yes.

[F]

Y' all said black, white. I thought I was. I thought we were just naming Neop.

[B]

We do a bit. We'll do it right now. We'll do it right now. I think. I think we've got a good guy for this.

[E]

Yes. You want to introduce him, actually, who he actually is. Not Tone Loke.

[D]

Mr. Tone Bell, live this weekend in the Dallas Fort Worth area. He's at the Improv, but he does all kinds of tours. He's going to be everywhere. Also, you were just on Showtime as well.

[F]

Yeah, my special just came out.

[D]

Can't cancel this.

[F]

Can't cancel this.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

What do they pay?

[F]

That's why you don't know me because all my shows got canceled and I.

[B]

Don'T pay my cable bill.

[F]

You can only see Tony and then by the time you see Bell, the shit's big, man. It was canceled.

[B]

So you're. You're. What did they pay for the Showtime deal? Dave Chappelle money.

[D]

Yeah, that's why he's here talking to us.

[A]

I make.

[F]

I make as much doing. I make as much doing that as y' all do at this on a Saturday morning.

[B]

They obviously aren't paying you very well because I.

[F]

We're all doing great. Cuz we all have to be here. So if we were all doing better, we'd all be sleep.

[B]

And. And if you were doing a little better, you'd have your own car and I wouldn't have to come pick you up in Dallas.

[F]

Well, you're welcome.

[H]

You're welcome.

[B]

I mean, Uber, you know, it's a quick. There's an app, man. But I did send you a pretty girl over to pick you up.

[F]

I appreciate that.

[B]

You're welcome.

[G]

You're welcome.

[F]

I'm glad you didn't send jd.

[D]

Yes. You're welcome.

[B]

So we do this bit called Black, White, Latino or other. And DJ Pre K, who is a white black kid. He. He's a. Can't say what. What the. What the slang term is of him, but he's a. He's a white kid that. That has black vibes. He like Rachel Dovan.

[D]

He's a real rapper.

[B]

Yeah, he's. He's. He buys studio time with this ponytail.

[D]

Do what in there?

[F]

No, no, no, not him. I was about to say. All right, here oh, yeah, this is tough. DJ this is definitely. Baby, this makes way more sense than what you were just describing.

[D]

He was pointing, Bob.

[F]

Oh, got you. I got you.

[B]

So, D.J. tell him a little. Set your deal up. We've got another judge for our contest.

[E]

Show for show.

[A]

You are now about to witness the.

[B]

Strength of street knowledge.

[E]

Know that dumbasses come in every shape, color and size. But today, I'm a read a little news story, and y' all just gonna have to guess the ethnicity of this person. Okay, so we gonna get into it, man. I. So normally, when you hear about a wife catching her man cheating, it usually involves a lot of crying and fighting. You know, maybe dragging the side chick out in the street or throwing bleach on a man's clothes and rage, stuff like that. But our suspect today was a calm and collected as a wife can be in that situation. Because our suspect found her man in bed with a new freak and said, okay, that's how y' all want to play? We can play. She somehow got her man and his side piece out the bed and into the local town where she tied them to a street straight. Bucket naked.

[B]

Tied him to a street. You mean a street sign to a tree? Oh, I mean, I know you're from Azel, and I know that the reading is a little challenged out there, but for sure.

[E]

But yeah, I don't know how she got him out there. And, you know, if they.

[B]

She tied him and his lover to a tree.

[E]

Huh.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Bucket naked, down to no socks, no nothing. Man, that's weird. But, you know, I don't know how she got him out there if they did the all natural two steps.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

Where was this? Where was this? I need more details.

[E]

Yeah, I can't tell y' all where it is. That might give it away, you know, but I say it's a good travel.

[B]

Okay, so. And your question is?

[E]

But. Well, I gotta read the rest. Okay, but, you know, all I know is that they was tied to the tree and in the nude. So all the town just sound it out, dj.

[B]

Pre K. Sound it out. Sound the consonants out. Sound the vowels out. You can do this. You can do this.

[E]

I'm still learning how to read. You know, you gotta bear with me. Aight.

[D]

All right.

[E]

But then the coppers show up and ruin the fun by taking Erwin to jail. But what do y' all think the wife was white, black, Latina or other?

[B]

Man, I'll start. We'll go to you last because I think your. Your. Your opinion will be probably pretty good. So J.D. what's yours?

[D]

I'm gonna go with Latino.

[B]

Why?

[D]

But just because, first of all, he said telling us where it was gonna be would give it away. So I'm thinking this. Maybe it happened in Mexico.

[B]

I'm gonna go with redneck, white trash, trailer trash. Big old fat like honey boo boo.

[E]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I can see that, man. I'm gonna go with other. I'm going.

[B]

Yeah, I think is other is. Is white trash, trailer trash a race?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yes, it is 100.

[E]

I'm going other. And the other is an Asian because the stealth to get them outside naked.

[B]

Ninja.

[E]

Ninja. Like stuff right here.

[D]

You're thinking ninja.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

The only thing with the Caucasian call is there's really not a lot of foliage of that size in most trailer parks to tie somebody to.

[B]

Very, very, very Pa. Al, it does.

[A]

Feel like a white crime to me that all that, you know, tied to.

[B]

A tree, it's not a crime.

[A]

Twisty.

[D]

Twisty man telling you out with a pistola.

[B]

Tone Bell.

[F]

I'm. I'm going. I'm going white.

[D]

What was your hand?

[A]

White.

[F]

I'm going. I'm going white. I don't know which. I don't know which brand of white, but. Yeah, only because. Only because it sound like the rope was readily available. Nobody had to go get it. You already had it. And so I'm going.

[A]

I'm going white.

[D]

White.

[A]

You know, they all the same.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Dj, do you have any more details of Tone Bell, what you think these people like? Just any more details about their personality, their life?

[F]

I mean, you know, there must be an abundance of trees, rope available.

[B]

Geography. Can you get. You want to guess the part of the United States it was in?

[F]

Oh, I'm going go. Oh, but it's definitely domestic, is that.

[A]

We're going.

[F]

It's definitely domestic. We don't know this international as well.

[B]

We don't do international. White, black, Latino or other. DJ Prek, why did you do that to us?

[F]

I'm going to go. I'm going to go Florida.

[B]

Always. I mean, that's. I'm going to. I'm going to go.

[E]

Go.

[B]

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go East Texas.

[F]

You're going local?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Could have happened in East Texas easily.

[B]

Pine trees.

[E]

No, I like. I like Florida, too.

[D]

I'm sticking with south of the border.

[A]

Michigan.

[B]

Okay. Dj, Michigan.

[A]

They crazy in Michigan.

[B]

What you got, DJ Prek?

[A]

They crazy. I got cousins in Michigan.

[F]

They crazy in Michigan.

[E]

Hey, you know, Florida's a good guess. We get a lot of Floridians on this segment, but, you know, we international.

[B]

Hang on just a second. Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.

[A]

She.

[B]

She wants to put it in two bits. Oh, gosh. Yeah, we get her on here she goes, Hannah's our in house stripper. Good morning, Hannah. What's going on?

[A]

You telling stories about freak again?

[D]

We always tell stories about the other night.

[B]

Norman.

[A]

I made $40 in about five minutes. Briquet was like my DJ, he was like. He was like.

[B]

He was like my warm up. He was like, hey, hey, hey.

[A]

And I was like, look at my boobies.

[C]

Grand.

[E]

Have you said hi to Tone? Hannah?

[B]

Who is this.

[E]

Tone Bell?

[B]

He's a TV star. I know. What's a shelf?

[F]

I'm not single anymore.

[C]

I've dv.

[B]

I've DV both of us. It's awesome. You're so cute. So. Look at my boobies.

[D]

Stop it.

[B]

Her boobies have names, by the way. Introduce them.

[A]

Well, this one's Britney and this one's Madonna. Give me a shake it.

[F]

Pleasure to meet you. Shake it. Pleasure to meet you both. Now could you put them away?

[B]

Okay, Hannah. What? White, black, Latino or other. In what part of the country? I don't know. I think they're probably in Alaska. Okay, one more. We have a Puerto Rican. Uncle Norman. Good morning, Uncle Norman.

[H]

Oh, good morning, everybody. How you doing?

[B]

He's always pretty good with this stuff. Did you hear the setup?

[H]

Yeah, I hear some of it. Yes.

[B]

I mean the. So. So the gal comes home, man's in bed with her lover. With his lover. She coaxes him out of the house and gets them both tied to a tree.

[A]

Naked.

[B]

Naked. Is it white, black, Latino or other? The woman.

[H]

If he's a Latino, he had to get shot first. But I. I don't.

[B]

And why do you feel that way?

[H]

Because I don't. It doesn't make any sense in our side of the fence, you know, dragging him down, we kill them both in there, but right there, boom, boom, boom. And we just walk away.

[B]

So is she white, black, Latino or other?

[H]

For me, I don't know. That sounds like a black thing to me. To tie into the tree. I don't know what he's doing. Kicking him or something.

[B]

DJ Precait, drop it on us.

[E]

Hey, you know we international out here, man. You ain't gonna put this on my people today. All right, our suspect is 38 year old Nian Zen of China.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

Hong Kong fool.

[A]

Wow.

[H]

Confucius didn't say that in his book though.

[B]

Other wins, we've got Tone Bell in The studio with his comedian Tone Bell. He's playing at the Man, I did.

[F]

Not see that going Asian.

[B]

Is that Tone? Is that tonight? Is your show tonight?

[F]

Yeah, I got two tonight. I think it's seven, seven thirty.

[B]

Seven, seven and ten.

[F]

Seven and something. I don't know, man, I just, I go over there when they call me seven.

[D]

So I just walk over to seven and 9:30.

[F]

Seven to 9:30.

[B]

We got two minutes left. Okay.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

And tomorrow at 7:00pm you know him from the movie Dog Days. Netflix Disappointed. The new cbs Disappointed. Disjointed.

[A]

Disappointed. I'm.

[D]

I'm disappointed in myself.

[E]

He's high right now.

[D]

I'm on renter code. You see my crutches? I fell over my dog last night.

[F]

Yeah. Wonderful calves.

[B]

Thank you.

[F]

I don't know, I don't know where you bought these shorts, but these calves are amazing. I know it's the first time we met, but you know what, you showed out and I'm. And I showed up do to get on. Tell them where you got good knees and cocoa butters. The thing that you do. Say what?

[B]

Where you from?

[D]

Where you from?

[F]

I'm from Atlanta originally. I used to live here though. I used to live here. No, you keep, no, you keep them thighs out. Don't you put those up.

[B]

Stop it.

[D]

Stop it.

[F]

I can see a lot of inner thigh. That's hard. That's a hard first meet for a man. That's a lot of inner thigh meat. But I used to live.

[A]

I used to live.

[F]

I used to live here. I used to live downtown Dallas. Yeah, downtown Dallas. Yeah. And I moved to LA about seven years ago.

[B]

So did you get your start in Dallas?

[F]

Yeah, yeah, I started my comedy career here.

[B]

So you should have a pretty good turnout tonight. Cuz your home, I mean this is the home deal. Yeah.

[F]

Last night was end up being great and then tonight should be pretty good too.

[B]

Have you been back here since you've gotten big?

[F]

I come back here twice a year.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Yeah, twice a year. I mean, I thank you for saying big. I mean, I mean, come on, man, he's laz. I mean he's lazy, killing. You can't see what I see. And I'm impressed either way.

[A]

Oh my Lord.

[F]

It's a lot, but yeah, let's get off these legs and I don't want.

[D]

To get the shorts on.

[B]

Mike on line one, it says what is your station in Abilene, Mike? If you go to John Claywolf.com and click station, it shows all 30 stations. We're on but I think it's 102 the bear out in Abilene.

[G]

I got 102.3 y' all said was in Midland. I listened to 925 and I'm between Fort Worth and absolutely.

[B]

I think it's 100, it's, it's 1, it's 100 or 102 the bear. If you go to John Claywolf.com and hit stations, it'll show you right there. Good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Hello everywhere. Hey, Redo I hear man. I got dodging trip at 04 with 149,000 miles or so. You boys want to do it the other day?

[B]

No. Throw it in the trash can. It's a piece of junk. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'll be back in just a minute.

[A]

Makes me fall.

[D]

Away.

[B]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free.

[E]

Cheap bastards, they call them spirit fingers.

[B]

JD1 800, 800 radio.

[A]

Take your.

[B]

Shove it up your crush wall now. John Clay Wolf cruising down the center. Morning, everyone. We're back. Mike in Las Vegas is on one. Tone Loke is here in the studio. Mike, you just reminded me I've got. I've got the biggest bid for a car I've ever made hanging out right now in Las Vegas. We bought a Ferrari off of a guy and then opened the door to another deal. And we wound up working with Floyd Mayweather. He's got a Bugatti out there that he wants to sell. Red, red, red one. Imagine that. What are you driving, Mike?

[G]

Las Vegas 2006 Toyota Sierra minivan.

[E]

Nothing like this.

[B]

White, black, Latino or other minivan.

[E]

White for sure.

[G]

Other, Other.

[B]

I mean, it's Vegas, dude. It's everything. It's the melted part of the world. You bet.06 Sienna with a buck six is a leather cloth.

[G]

So I'm calling because I know what that song was because I had the album.

[B]

Which one?

[G]

That was Devo. The girl you want.

[B]

That's been a while back. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. That's very good. That's very good. That's very good. Mike, you're on delay, so I have no idea.

[G]

I have no idea why I'm calling. I thought I was calling like to.

[E]

Answer what the song was.

[B]

Okay, let me tell you what happened here. You're on a two hour delay, definitely in the right place because you're obviously in west coast timeline zone and we're in central. So they start recording us and then they play us back Two hours delays. You just heard that. And we're like, what the hell are you talking about? That's what happened.

[G]

Boy, is my face red.

[B]

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Go by the. Give me the VIN off. Go by the. Give me the VIN office over on Sahara Drive over by Vamps, the Count and by Carmax, and show them this van. We'll buy it. Thank you. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Yeah, but we are Floyd Mayweather selling his Bugatti, and he wants a million eight for it. We offered a million two. That boy's got some money, man.

[F]

He has some money.

[E]

It's a cash transition only.

[B]

You don't trust Floyd Mayweather? No, no.

[E]

That's how he works.

[B]

Cash only, you know? Okay.

[D]

I mean, he's got.

[H]

He's.

[E]

You've never watched any of his Instagram stuff? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nothing but cash everywhere.

[F]

No credit. Yeah, straight cash, baby.

[B]

Straight cash, baby. Reggie, we're on the air. What do you want? What do you want? How do they set me up here?

[E]

I got a buyer up here.

[B]

Hold on. We're doing a. A national syndicated show, and we're on the air, and you're sitting there in this middle of the studio holding up a effing license plate. What do you want? I don't know what you want. Get the hell out of here. Okay, thanks.

[F]

It look like an important license plate.

[B]

All right, I think.

[F]

Let me tell you what happened.

[E]

So he's the new guy?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, the new guy. Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

So they told him to come up.

[B]

Here with license plates.

[D]

John always likes this in the middle of the show.

[F]

Why y' all hazing this dude? Don't haze this dude. He's still standing in the middle of the studio like you want this.

[B]

Y' all just let him float out here.

[F]

Y' all just let him float with his license. He only had one. He didn't have a bunch of license plates.

[B]

He just.

[F]

He had one license plate.

[B]

I mean, it was just a dinner license. I forgot.

[F]

He sat here for 12 minutes, and you didn't look at him the whole time?

[B]

I mean, John's cruel.

[F]

That's disappointing. Like my Netflix show.

[E]

Nice.

[B]

Tie it. Who is your. Okay, so you're a comedian.

[A]

Duh.

[B]

Who are your top three favorite comedians of all time? Man?

[F]

One of them I can't name, but.

[E]

Oh, is it Bill?

[A]

Cause he's locked up.

[F]

He's a storyteller.

[B]

Well, we have him. You don't realize he's on the ISDN right now.

[F]

Oh, is he?

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

He's in jail and he's with El Chacha.

[F]

I'd love to talk to him.

[B]

Bill Cosby calls in from prison with El Chapo.

[F]

Oh, I'd love to talk.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Can we get him on?

[E]

Give him a second here.

[B]

I don't know if he could pull him up or not.

[D]

They're very busy.

[B]

Bill Cosby, are you there?

[A]

These days, I'm looking at the whole time to find my tea.

[B]

Hello?

[A]

Camille.

[D]

It's not Camille.

[B]

What?

[F]

It's not your prison potato vodka?

[D]

Yeah, right, right.

[F]

A little slurrier than normal vodka.

[D]

Makes me feel like a grown man with El Chapo coming down.

[A]

He's brings a little sour cream and having fajitas. His jailhouse fajitas. Felicity.

[D]

Camille. He's having a good time in prison and it's not Camille. It's the John Clay Wolf show calling.

[B]

Well, I mean, you came over here, you had no idea you were fixing to meet one of your all time.

[F]

I mean, you know, your mentor. Wish I had met you in the 90s.

[B]

Who, who, who is this on the.

[F]

It's a little hard to appreciate it.

[A]

These days, but you sound just like the Tone Bell.

[F]

Oh, man. Thank you for finally getting my name right.

[B]

I really, really.

[D]

He is Tone Bell.

[A]

Be careful when you do the business with the cbs, you.

[F]

Oh, thank you. Have any other advice?

[A]

That's all I'm allowed to say. Right now. I'm in jail for tax evasion.

[D]

No, it's not.

[B]

No, you're in jail for rent.

[A]

Pay the IRS the money that they said they wanted. Cause of the TV shows. Can you give me a line to Theo?

[B]

Theo?

[F]

Hello?

[A]

Is this Theo?

[B]

No, Theo's not here.

[F]

I feel like you're mixing up your charges with Michael Cohen.

[A]

Time for me to go and cut the peppers. El Chapo gave me a skiff. I'm gonna make the fajitas for the jailhouse tacos. Okay, Tell Camille to call and send Marlboro cigarettes.

[B]

Thank you, Bill Cosby. Thank you, Bill Cosby. So, so short of Bill Cosby. Who are your other faves?

[F]

Man, I love Carlin. Big Carlin fan. I was a huge fan of Patrice o', Neal, Bill Burr, Sebastian Maniscalco. A lot of dudes who are, you know, tour now. Like Kyle Kinane, Neighbor Gozzi, my friend right here. Rojo Perez, Hannibal Burr. I mean, just. I mean, I'm a fan of comedy, you know, so, like, so as long. As long as I learned something about A person during their routine, during their set, then, then I'm a fan. I don't. I'm not a huge. Just joke person. Like tell stories that anybody can say. Yeah, I love, I love some. When somebody gets personal, man. Like, you know, just kind of. And that's. I feel like that's what I do.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Awesome.

[B]

Makes sense.

[F]

Not to mention my special out on Showtime right now called can't cancel this.

[D]

But that's just canceled. This is on Shameless. Plug on Showtime. And fam is on CBS tv.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Just what the first day. This started in January.

[F]

January.

[D]

January. Started in January. Yeah.

[B]

What's the problem with Chappelle? I love Chappelle. I love him. Right? I mean, he. But, but now when he. I know when he does his, his deals, he's got this attitude. He just doesn't bring it all like he used to. He's just half assing it.

[F]

You don't think.

[B]

Nope.

[F]

You don't think he brings it. He dropped four specials in. In 14 months.

[B]

Yeah. But he doesn't have that punch that he used to have.

[F]

I feel like, I feel like it's only getting better.

[B]

Really?

[F]

I feel like it's only getting better. I feel like, I feel like it's like a good chili.

[B]

I think someone needs to recreate, you know, that skit show, weekly skit show. It should be you that, that, that sketch comedy. But not like him.

[F]

But like, you know what, like he, he, he leaned so much in, like, trying to, trying to bring us together through division that like, that's not really what I do. And like, some people are really good at that. Some people really good at that. That's not really what I do. But I mean, somebody. I would do a sketch show, I would do it.

[B]

I do that.

[F]

But I'm, you know, I'm like, you know, I thank you, but I'm a little bit. I'm too busy doing, you know, movies and stuff.

[D]

Movies. He's shooting a movie right now.

[B]

Right.

[F]

I don't know if you can see me, but I'm patting myself on the back.

[B]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Ready. If you wanted me to bid your car and average rough or clean, year make model miles put a number on. Just call me if you're serious. I don't want a bunch of jerk off. I can't say that on the radio.

[D]

No, you can't.

[B]

He had to dump me. I don't want a bunch of strokes. But yeah, give us a call or just go to givemetheven.com Uncle Norman, our crew chief, will be on here, the Puerto Rican crew chief, in just a moment to talk about his personal car. This should be interesting. Tom Bell, thank you for coming in, sir.

[F]

Hey, man, thank you for having me.

[D]

I appreciate tonight at the Improv. And you'll be at what, 7 and 9:30 tomorrow at 7pm and of course, on CBS TV, on the show fam.

[B]

Yeah. See you in a minute. I went everybody's head. Oh, yeah, we're back. Back about the. To the John Clay Wolf Show. Nice intro, Bobbo. The dramatic pause.

[A]

Yeah. Do you know what I had to pay. Do you know what you had to pay the Ramones to do that?

[D]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[A]

The dead Ramos, they're hard to get in touch with, man.

[B]

And at least Paula was there to produce the whole thing for you and tell you exactly where to push the button. You can thank me for that one, guys. Oh, hey, Satan.

[D]

Everybody's hearing him, right? Because earlier he was talking to me and nobody else was. Never mind. I'm sorry about that, jd. I was just screwing with it. So you did that? Of course I did that.

[B]

Satan, did you go in for Ash Wednesday?

[D]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. It's a big deal. Is it a big deal for you? Oh, sure.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Easter. Easter's coming up.

[D]

That's big for you. A lot of people don't realize. How would that be big for you? Easter? Yeah.

[A]

Well, I mean, I know Jesus. I practically raised him.

[G]

What?

[D]

I don't believe this is biblical at all.

[B]

You're not reading the book?

[D]

I didn't read the book.

[B]

You're not reading the book?

[A]

I mean, you know.

[D]

No, I don't. When you talk about the Almighty.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

The big guy.

[A]

You know the difference between Old Testament, New Testament.

[D]

He was a pretty harsh guy. Yeah. In the Old Testament, he was. But back in the day, and I.

[G]

Believe the day was a Sunday, I.

[D]

Think you went through anger management. No.

[A]

Who's up there on the mountain, you.

[D]

Know, feeding the kid? Right? You know, it was you. It was like.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, you.

[D]

Terrible, terrible scene.

[A]

He just had that deal in the temple. I told him, I said, hey, man. What?

[D]

Hey, man, you really lighting up on these Sadducees and Pharisees. You said this to Jesus? Yeah.

[A]

You're gonna.

[D]

That's gonna follow you.

[B]

That's gonna follow you.

[D]

It did. They wrote it down. Somebody wrote it down.

[B]

Bad, bad news. But nowadays, it's a big celebration, you know? Yeah.

[D]

Chocolate bunnies, fake grass.

[A]

I love that fake grass.

[D]

Just the texture of it. You have. You celebrate EAS in hell? Oh, sure. How would I know that's not like Montenegro. I haven't been there. I'm not going. You could visit. I don't want to visit.

[A]

I mean, you could hang a while.

[G]

Seven days.

[B]

I'm not coming to hell for nothing.

[D]

Short term contract. Hey, is it as hot as everybody says, or is that just.

[G]

No, no.

[D]

Here he goes.

[B]

Uncle Normal Carmen, our crew chief. Our Puerto Rican in the studio.

[H]

Yes.

[B]

I've got a question about that McLaren we sold last week. Oh, and we changed out the SRS module.

[H]

That is correct.

[B]

How much was that part? What did it cost?

[H]

The power caused. 500American dollars. No, pesos.

[B]

And then they have to program it.

[H]

Absolutely.

[B]

What does the programming cost?

[H]

The programming costs, like, they're gonna be like, $250. Yes.

[B]

Oh, cool. Those things are really getting popular. If you have a McLaren we've been doing, I'm able to give more and more money for them because the market's going up, and people are realizing that that is the true race car. That is on the street out of supercars.

[H]

Absolutely.

[B]

They really are. So speaking of cars and mechanics and life.

[D]

I'm life.

[B]

I gave you an Aston Martin vantage about two years ago.

[H]

You did? Y. Yeah. I got an Aston Martin, and people love me. I love the car, too. It calls me Normando. Normando Bond.

[D]

The few. The few times I drove it, people everywhere loved it. Everywhere.

[A]

So hold on. You're James Bond.

[H]

James Bond.

[D]

Normando bun.

[H]

Agent Normando.

[A]

Agent 60.

[H]

They don't call me Norman anymore. Mr. Norman when I show up with them.

[B]

So this car has been broken down. You live in a trailer park.

[H]

Yeah, And I park an Aston Martin.

[B]

Beside it, and it's broken down for a year.

[H]

No, no, no, no, no. Now you insulted me. You insulted me as a mechanic.

[B]

As a man, Latino. As a mechanic, you cross the line.

[H]

You cross the line, right? The car is workable. I got some hiccups because it's a lot of fun to drive. So I start playing with it, and I blew off the clutch. I thought that the clutch will be easier for me because I do these things all the time. But I never. I never purchased a clutch for Aston Martin before. You are used to those things, But I never see that. I never see that side of the fence.

[B]

Okay?

[H]

So anyway, when I say, hey, I just want to buy a clutch, he's.

[B]

Saying, it's nice to drive around cars that are for free, but when you actually have to put some money into it, then he parks it and lets it sit on it on blocks next to his trailer.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So how have I insulted you? Go ahead.

[D]

You blew the clutch out.

[H]

I blew the clutch out. And I said, well, it's my car. He's not my car. He's Popeye's card. I don't know. I wait till Papa said, hey, Papa.

[D]

Oh. He took it to John and said.

[B]

Somehow the clutch, I was nice.

[H]

I told him, I do the labor, I know how to do it, but I don't know how to buy the clutch. He look at me straight in the eye and say, norman, I love you to this and all that, but you buy your own. Got your own clutch.

[B]

So how much is the part?

[H]

3,000American dollars for the part. It took a little bit to work to some overtime to pay for that clutch. Yeah.

[B]

So you haven't done it yet, have you?

[H]

Well, I already did it.

[B]

So is it, are you driving it today?

[H]

No, I didn't drive it today because when I get up yesterday morning to start it, push the button and the sucker didn't start it and I say, why? Oops, I forgot the little wire in the starter so I could, I couldn't lift it up. But the car is running.

[B]

So you got it ready?

[H]

Yes.

[B]

Well, good for you.

[D]

Well, thank you, sir.

[B]

I have speak speaking of giving people thing. So I, I, I, I had two four wheelers that came off the farm, stuck them out at the auction because we're moving and I sold one of them and I gave the other one to my cousin.

[A]

Very nice.

[B]

He has a hunting lease and he said, hey, if you'll give me this four wheeler, you can get on the lease that great, go get it. And he goes out there and he picks it up, okay. And it's in pieces and the whole front fender assembly on a Yamaha, four wheel drive, four wheeler is missing. The whole plastic cover, bonnet and rack. And nor, you know, so he takes it and it's not running. Norman's had it for a year, by the way, to get it fixed.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And, and he takes it and he realizes it's going to cost a thousand dollars to get it replaced and get it back fixed. Right. And he calls me after I gave it to him and wants me to pay the bill to get it up and running. Can you, I mean, Norman, I just don't. So what did you do with the parts of my four wheeler?

[A]

Oh my God.

[H]

Well, that's a long story.

[B]

I just want the short version.

[H]

The short version is I took the parts I was working on the on the thing. I fixed it. And I did fix it at that time. So the parts was sitting in the side. And the auction pick him up and throw it in the trash. Oh, my gosh.

[B]

So let me tell you another story. So we bought 10 Jeep hard tops, new ones, okay? 10 of them from a Dodge dealer that was a fleet deals weird thing.

[D]

Okay, Just have them.

[B]

Yeah. And I had 10 of them. And when we'd have soft tops come in, we'd replace it with the hard tops because they're, you know, 1500 a piece on brand new ones. And I had like four left. And Norman lost the parts on those two. The overhead part that connects it, that makes it full. Where are those parts, Norman?

[H]

I really don't get no answers in that one, sir.

[D]

Don't know where they are.

[H]

Well, they see, nobody is. We move from one place to another very hastily for some kind of reasons that I.

[B]

But when we went to move, the parts were gone, so they were already gone. They threw them in the trash and you let them throw them away. Well, so the moral of the story is, is if. If you do give Norman a job, don't let it string out. Because once it goes past, I'd say six days, it goes to this very high risk zone of not front burner. And parts can get displaced.

[D]

Welcome to the. The Twilight Zone.

[B]

And we have a total of, I don't know, about 5,000 worth at this point. Oh, wow.

[D]

They're just missing.

[H]

But that's. You're missing the point. I know. Working just on one car, sir, I know you own 600 cars a week. A week. And let me tell you, sir, when you own so many cars. Please. I got two words. Two words for you.

[B]

Come on, man.

[D]

Come on, get lost.

[H]

Sometimes it happens. Put it in that file for now. You know, one out of the ten, that's not that bad.

[D]

What's $5,000 worth of parts, Johnny?

[B]

What's it like getting 600 cars ready for the auction?

[H]

Oh, my God. Very exciting. Actually. I am in a. I am in my life. I am in a position right now that I'm doing something that is very exciting in my life. We're moving all kinds of cars. I see all kinds from McLaren.

[B]

I got eight seconds and we're gonna get you a second. Okay, everybody that we lose in Dallas, Dallas or Houston? Houston. Jump over to 97.5 Dallas. Jump to the stream at John Claywolf dot com. We'll be back with our number five in just a minute. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. The first Mardi Gras celebration was held In New Orleans 190, 92 years ago. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. And the streets were full of drunk men yelling, show us your ankles now. John Clay Wolf. Good morning, everyone. Our number five. Here we go.

[D]

Oh, morning, Johnny.

[B]

I still have some questions for Normando, so let's hold him around for a moment. Jody and Jasper. Good morning, Jody. 15 Silverado. Yeah. 15 Silverado half ton with 130 on it. Leather or cloth?

[G]

It's a cloth.

[B]

So it's a two wheel drive cloth with 130 average. Rougher. Clean.

[G]

It's real clean. Real clean.

[B]

Is it 12 grand?

[G]

12,000? Yeah, that sounds good.

[B]

Sounds about right. Just the miles are so high. If it's an LS LT, I can't give that for a WT, which is a work truck. Is it a WT or an or LS?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, we'll come get it. Bring a check.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

Thank you. So easy says stupid easy. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800. 7234.

[E]

Hey, real quick. What is this, John? This return.

[B]

This is in excess. Don't change.

[E]

Is everything all right with you?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You okay?

[D]

Medication are the medications we need to talk about.

[B]

It's just a good old MTV song.

[E]

Because you were blasting this album the other day. Friday.

[B]

Yeah. Through your.

[E]

Your computer.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[E]

We were just like. This is kind of odd.

[D]

That was in the buyer's area. You just had all kinds of weird music on your computer.

[A]

All 80s, these very.

[B]

I just go through phases. I mean, I just enjoy it all. Okay.

[D]

I just enjoy it all.

[B]

Yeah, I do. I mean, I'll get. I'll get deep into country, I'll get into rap, but where would this one come from? I like Shibu Shaba. Okay. This Don't Change is on there. And it's the one thing I just. I used to play the drums to those two songs when I was in middle school.

[A]

Ah, you know what? He's got a wide and varied taste. You know, get off his back about her, right?

[B]

Oh, my Lord.

[A]

You like what you like.

[D]

Look at you.

[B]

Where's Tall when I need her?

[A]

Son of a.

[D]

Coming out of this shoot.

[E]

I kind of know his taste. This one would just threw me off.

[B]

Totally.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, it was supposed to be Devil Inside, but yeah.

[B]

I don't like that song.

[H]

He likes to ticket us the north there, too. You have to watch it.

[E]

He likes to feel a little bit of.

[B]

You know. I like a little lighter. Hey, Normando, you came down here from. From Philadelphia.

[H]

Okay.

[B]

Was it two years ago?

[H]

Two years. Close to two years, yes. Now, thank you for reminding me that. Because contract is coming up soon.

[D]

Anyway.

[H]

Yes. Two years. Came two years. And we, as a company, we grow.

[B]

In your contract. We never talked about smoking marijuana, though.

[H]

I thought.

[E]

I thought.

[H]

I thought that that. Was that legal? The parasitis, you know, it was. It was there. It was there, John. J.J. was a fine print, you know.

[B]

Okay. Fine print. Fine print. Open can, unconcealed carry. You gotta have a license for that, buddy. And it's called medicinal.

[H]

When I. Yeah, that's right. And I got mine. You wanted to show it to you. I got my green card, too. I got. I am all legit. Puerto Rico.

[B]

Did you dump it? Oh, he said, I am all legit. He did not say. Holy s. Did you dump it? You said, I'm all legit. Okay.

[E]

Sorry about that.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So what's happened? Say what. What. What's fun is to go back and listen to our original conversations when you came down here and where we're at today.

[H]

Well, it is incredible. We are growing as a company, but.

[B]

We really did exactly like on the number.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

What we said we were going to do.

[H]

Yeah. When we sit down the first time and we talk about it, this is the way we want to do it. Everything's going as planned.

[B]

We were selling about 50 cars a week when you showed up. No, about 80. About 80. 80.

[H]

Something like that. Mr. Turley was the big man in those days. Still the big man around.

[D]

Absolutely.

[H]

So he was taking care of that on my. And Sean.

[B]

And remember, people, you were against Sean and Glenn was, too. And now y' all are like, we love this guy. I was like, hold on, hold on. Just hold on. You'll like him. You'll love him.

[D]

I love John.

[H]

He's a good man.

[D]

He started at 80 cars. Now, how many are you doing?

[B]

Oh, it started less than that. By the time I got him, was it 80 or 70 a week?

[E]

It was 100 because it was. It was like 125.

[B]

Is that where you tapped out?

[E]

I tapped. I couldn't do it. I was like, john, I can't. I'm gonna go crazy here. We need help.

[B]

Mike was in charge of the auction. He was doing what Glenn does and what Norman does at that time.

[D]

Gotcha.

[B]

So when Norman came on, we were running about 100 a week. Or a little more.

[E]

Oh, yeah. It was the big, after the big Christmas sale was like 125. And I was like, I can't do that.

[B]

I can't right now. That would be like, we're out of business sale. Yeah. Oh, go ahead.

[H]

It is fun. It is. It is a lot of fun when you do this. And we are giving a service to the buyers around here, giving good quality cars also. I feel it is very special, this thing where you make it special and profitable. Hey, things goes well, you keep going.

[B]

It's just such a damn. It's just such a roller coaster through the down season. It just sucks. I mean, it was getting to the point I was like, why do we do this? And it just reminded me this week the market came back up like, okay, we actually made some money because, I mean, you sit there and blow. I mean, J.D. when we lose, we lose a lot.

[D]

Hard.

[B]

Yeah, we lose hard.

[D]

Yeah.

[H]

That's why every buyer out there, if you want to get a good deal, you go, you go to our lane. Because in our lane, we don't keep cars. We, we go by volume.

[B]

We sell them.

[H]

We sell them. We had to sell them. We, we are not here to, to, to keep cars. We are not retailers.

[B]

He's talking about dealer buyers. We sell at the auction.

[H]

Yeah, dealer buyers.

[B]

And we, we run, I don't know, I mean, you know, 450, 500 a week.

[H]

And we got all kinds, all kinds, from the most expenses to the cheapest ones for buy here, pay here for retail, for Frontline. You got all, all of them when.

[B]

When you got to understand the people. Yeah, the, the pa. Things building up. And it's going to take off. It's going to build off. It's going to build as big as Pennsylvania.

[H]

Absolutely. I don't got, I don't got no doubt about.

[B]

Right. So will you be able to sling up there midweek sometimes if I need you to?

[H]

Absolutely, John.

[B]

Okay.

[H]

You pay. You pay well, though, so far.

[B]

All right. Because it'll get to where every once in a while. I'm going to go up there this week. I'm going to leave Wednesday after the auction. And Sandy bought 250 Chryslers.

[H]

Oh, I heard, Yeah, I heard all about it. But how you sell 250 cards, that looks the same. Why not another?

[B]

We'll see how it goes after the normal auction in both lanes next week. Then we're going to have the Chrysler sale and we're going to have split in the middle and run them in 17 and 18 and mainline PA. So it's going to be kind of like a Chrysler closed factory sale. Not closed, but open. But yeah, it's. It's yesterday. We had a good day up there.

[H]

Good.

[B]

And, and we've got a lot of cars this week and they're doing a really good job of picking them up in D.C. mcCormick's, he's.

[H]

He knows his stuff. The man has been doing this for so many years. Actually, believe it or not, he's one of my mentors too. When I came to the business, I work under him.

[B]

Have you talked to him since you've been down here?

[H]

No, no, no, Really, I. I talked to him once in a while about business, but not like I used to sit down and, you know, have a drink or something.

[B]

But. Right. Yeah. Well, it's, it's exciting. But yeah, I definitely see we're working on PA radio right now in the New York City.

[A]

All right.

[B]

And then we'll start filling in the gaps. But I mean, the population up there.

[H]

And they like very. They like you. Well, I'll be hearing good things from Pennsylvania and up there.

[B]

Jersey. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[H]

They like your show. They.

[F]

They.

[D]

We run in Pennsylvania for a while.

[B]

The show was real successful in a small city. That was, that was the test. Little test, yeah. And we're fixing to start that one back up. But, but between D.C. and Philly and New York City, I mean, 15 huge.

[H]

20 numbers we call in the Tri State area.

[B]

27. So 30 million people is that region. And I mean, you know, Dallas 5, Houston 5. Now you got 10. Austin 1, San Antonio 2. 10. 13. 30 million versus 13.

[D]

Yeah. Big difference.

[B]

Yeah. Where are we gonna, where are we gonna house this?

[D]

Hold her new. She's hitting.

[B]

No, I'm serious. I mean, how many buyers will it take to cover that? Oh, a lot.

[H]

A lot.

[B]

Yeah. So how many do we have now? About 40.

[D]

40?

[B]

Yeah. Wait, is that right? 5 times 5 is 25.

[E]

6 times 5?

[B]

6 times 5 starting. Yeah, we have 6. Yeah. So anyway, and then you have a logistics person for each and you have a manager for each. And then you have an assistant. So it's about 50 right now. So it'll be. We're gonna need a place that'll hold. And then, you know, as we grow the rest of country, the, the big picture, I think we'll need a place that holds 500 buyers.

[H]

And another, and another thing.

[B]

Anybody see people are pain in the ass. Is the truth.

[D]

Yes, I hate to say I totally agree.

[B]

You know, selling cars is a pain. Buying cars from the public is also a pain. All the details. All of my. My. My. My dog's sick. My gate. I left my garage door open in there.

[D]

Look at the.

[B]

I didn't realize that it was wrecked on this side.

[D]

Look at the drama you've had just with a few buyers we've sent to Vegas and a few to Baton Rouge.

[B]

Right. So it's quite an undertaking. But, you know, CarMax has had it for 20 years, and it's our time.

[H]

And here we come. Here we come. Carmax. Watch out.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

J.D.

[B]

You'Ve worked in the buyer's office for a little while now.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What's your take on it? Dealing with the public.

[D]

Dealing with the public. You know, they're, for the most part, really normal, nice people. Every once in a while, you get a weirdo or somebody who's got a bad experience with the car business, and they're ready to fight.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

They come in going, yeah, you're just trying to screw me. I know what you're doing. No, that's not what we do at all. Once you go ahead and read our reviews online and you'll find that that's not even close to what we're doing. But if you want to take that attitude, why don't you.

[B]

Why don't you meet my friend Michael Turley?

[D]

Why don't you go down the road or meet my friend Michael Turley? But. And immediately, those are the ones that come back. The cool part is those are the ones that come back and go, I was totally wrong about you guys, man. It's like, it was so easy. It was so easy. I could do it in my underwear.

[B]

Give me the vin.com is what we're talking about for guys who just tuned in. Give me the video.

[A]

So easy.

[B]

You can do it.

[D]

I had a guy last week, his wife is in the background singing that jingle while he's on the phone with me.

[B]

And what's funny is, Bobo, how many years ago was it when you were over here and we were doing this in Austin? Y' all were hopping on Southwest jets from Dallas, going down and picking up one one a week.

[A]

10, 11, and 12, 20, 10, 11.

[B]

And that's really where we. I mean, it started in Vernon at the dealership is where the radio show started. 13 years ago.

[A]

7 to 7 to 12 cars a week down here to start.

[B]

And you and strip club DJ were doing this. And we were under the name Real deal. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Connie would Put us in a van, four or five of us, and drop us off one stop at a time and bring it back from the ones we bought from the public.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And then we, we bought a lot of cars from, you know, dealerships.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Places where we'd stop and pick up four at a time from far, far, far away places. At five o' clock on Friday afternoon.

[B]

When you were trying to get your drink on.

[A]

Yeah. Turley and I had some great shortcuts.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All around the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex.

[E]

A lot of driving.

[A]

Oh, yeah, man, we did it hard when, when, you know, Ricky came on and his nephew. We used to go to Manheim till three, four in the morning sometimes.

[G]

Right.

[A]

Three of us drive two.

[B]

Back when I first started this in 97, we would be detailing cars and getting them ready and shagging them to the auction until 2 in the morning every Tuesday night.

[A]

Yeah, I think about those guys, those shops we used to use. I mean we've got, we've got bigger operations to do that for us now. But you know, Magic Touch too. It was a pretty cool shop when.

[E]

We, when I first started, it would be literally in the parking lot downstairs with a touch up pen getting stuff.

[D]

Really?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[E]

You just. Because we had the car wash got it washed. What does it need a little touch up here and there.

[B]

And I was out there riding on.

[H]

The window, reminiscing, reminiscing from point A to point B.

[D]

It was four people. What?

[B]

Four?

[A]

It was, it was me, Connie.

[B]

That was round two. The first round. Yeah. So I, I had a run of this in the, in the late 90s and then the early 2000s before I got hurt. And you know, we got up, we were one of the bigger wholesaler companies in Dallas, but nothing like this. This is a. And I'm glad that Bob Hollins had, did what he did because he gave me something to look at and gave me something to shoot for because I didn't think it could be done because he's really the, the grand papa.

[D]

He's up in the Northeast, right?

[H]

Yeah, that's Papa.

[B]

If, if Howard Stern is the king of radio, Bob Holland said is the king of wholesale.

[D]

Gotcha.

[B]

And without a doubt. And, and he, he was doing something I didn't think could be done and he taught me how to do it. I was already good at the wholesale business, but he taught me this new level and it's, it's weird. It's really weird. We'll be back.

[A]

While in the early morning drive thru line at Starbucks, he Loves to turn his truck off and pretend to be experiencing a breakdown just to freak out the yuppies. He believes in his heart that Steven Tyler releasing an album of country music is tantamount to buying a salad at McDonald's while at a concert. He's always the one who keeps the beach ball for a souvenir. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty light.

[B]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800. 800 radio. And now, how do you trust Jakey? Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

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[A]

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[B]

You go.

[D]

Sing it by little Even.

[A]

London bridge is falling down and moved Arizona now I know.

[B]

Give me a beer, J.D.

[D]

Come on, baby.

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You can bet your boots I believe.

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[E]

It's some drinking music, boy.

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Makes me want to drink. Prettiest women you ever seen. There you go. All right, we got to get to breaking news. National Woman's Day yesterday will be held again today as many of the participants took longer to get ready than anticipated and missed the event. David in Baton Rouge, New Orleans. I mean, Louisiana. Good morning.

[D]

How you doing?

[B]

I'm good. I'm good. I see a 14 Camaro SS convertible, leather navigation, 34,000 miles. Is that correct?

[G]

It's a 2S, 2SS? Yes.

[B]

Okay, and what's the difference between a 2SS and a 1SS?

[G]

Ah, I know this one's got every option. I think one of them had like 410 horsepower. One had 426, but it's the same motor. I don't understand.

[A]

Super, super, Super Sport.

[B]

Okay, 34 convertible SS.2 SS. What color?

[G]

That's red with black stripes.

[B]

What color Interior.

[G]

Black.

[B]

Stick or matic?

[G]

Automatic.

[B]

Average, rough or clean?

[G]

Oh, it's clean. Stays in the garage all the time.

[B]

20 GS.

[G]

Yeah, that's what they offered when I was doing. I'll go look at a 2018s. They're giving away the big rebates on them right now. And that's about what they offered on it, too.

[B]

What? Where we. Where were you trying to trade.

[G]

Supreme Chevrolet.

[B]

What city is that in?

[G]

Gonzalez.

[B]

Gonzalez. Tell them I'll give 21 grand. I'll do an in and out with them. Just go to give me the vin.com and load it up. And we need to hook up with them anyway. They're used. Carmen, drink. Put a buyer with them and start buying the trade ins.

[G]

All right, sounds good.

[B]

Thanks. So the government. That goes for any of you used car managers out there if you guys want to start selling us.

[G]

Right.

[B]

Your cars, your trade ins. And we can also hook you up with our customers that we want that are looking to replace. Just go to Give me the VIN.com. get you some bitch you some. Okay, Drunk Trump. I want to hear this. I love Drunk Trump. It's the best. It's. It's the greatest thing in the world. It's going to make everything great again. Russia, please. If you can get us Hillary Clinton's email.

[G]

Please.

[B]

Russia, please. That's great.

[E]

When you're drunk and you're yelling, there's nothing better.

[A]

I can't find my truck, man.

[B]

Is he gonna get reelected?

[A]

It's quite possible. You know, after, after 2016. I will not disbelieve anything I see.

[B]

If you are going to vote for Trump or not vote for Trump, call in. We'll have a quick poll. 800-800-7238. 800-7234, 800, 800 radio. Call in and tell me if you're going to vote for Trump on the. On the next election or not. I'd be interested to take a quick poll.

[A]

Really interesting statistic this week. Both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton on, on either side of that election were two of the least nationally least popular presidential candidates ever, per capita. On a percentile. By percentile basis. You know, that means a lot of us struggled with it. I mean, you may have voted for somebody you didn't want to vote for necessarily. I may have voted for somebody I didn't want to vote for necessarily. Isn't it too bad we can't have politicians we like anymore?

[B]

Is McCain gonna run again?

[A]

McCain?

[D]

Yeah, John, I don't believe he is. Not this time. Maybe next time around, but not this time for sure.

[B]

Well, that other dead guy in California won the mayor race or the governor race did.

[A]

In fact, it does happen now.

[E]

Dennis Hoff won. He was dead and he won, too.

[D]

He's already dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he won.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

So it can happen. But I don't think McCain's gonna do it this time. No, just me. Biden's circling around again.

[A]

Well, you got 16.

[B]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[A]

Carolina Crazy.

[B]

Hello, you're on the air.

[G]

I gotta tell you, I'm gonna be voting for Trump.

[B]

All right, good. There's one. Keep score. J.D. good morning, you're on the air. It's gonna be like 10 to 1.

[G]

I would vote for Trump.

[B]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[G]

Trump all the way. I think he's done a great job.

[B]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[G]

Hell, yeah, I'm voting for Trump.

[B]

Good morning, you're on the air. Baton Rouge, it's you.

[G]

Yes, I will vote for Trump.

[B]

All right, he's winning right now. Good morning, you're on the air. Altus, Oklahoma.

[G]

Vote for Trump.

[B]

I think.

[A]

Who's he running against?

[D]

I got the title. Tally him.

[B]

Go ahead. Good morning, you're on the air. Grand Prairie. Hey, it's you, you're on the air. Oh, they can't hear me.

[A]

He's not going to tell you.

[B]

Beaumont, Texas. Beaumont. Good morning, you're on the air.

[G]

Oh, yeah, I'm voting for Trump all the way.

[B]

All right, Texarkana, you're on the air. Texar can, you're on the air.

[G]

Yeah, Trump.

[B]

Trump. San Antonio, you're on the air. San Antonio, you're on the air. Trump. Okay. Holly Springs, Mississippi, you're on the air.

[G]

Yeah, I'm calling in about the Trump thing and I'm just asking, how are these people going to vote for a man in prison?

[B]

Oh, there's one against.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

I'm going to take that as an against. Good morning, Texas, you're on the air.

[G]

Good morning.

[C]

I would vote for Trump again.

[B]

So to say that we have a right wing based listenership. I think we've established that. Good morning, Oklahoma City, you're on the air.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

J.D. the final tabulation, it was split right down the middle.

[E]

What did I say? One person.

[D]

It's a flip. 50. 50.

[B]

Now what's fun is in two hours when the California replays hits this, then it'll pour in the other way.

[D]

Yeah, it will.

[B]

Orlando. Let's see what a Floridian says.

[E]

I think so. Not an area.

[B]

We're in Orlando. Good morning, you're on the air.

[G]

Vote for Trump, of course.

[D]

Oh, that be okay then? It's sway Trump's way now.

[B]

Okay. Ah, it's fun.

[A]

It's the best spectator sport we have in this nation.

[B]

What other audio bits you got, bud?

[D]

Well, we have Dallas Cowboys news. Let's see. Have you ever quit a job and then gone. You Know what? I sure wish I had that job back. And they brought you back.

[E]

No.

[D]

Dallas Cowboy officials officially re signed Jason Whitten, the old man, the iconic tight end.

[B]

Last week. Last week.

[E]

JD how high are you right now?

[B]

No, I'm not high at all.

[D]

Because this week he was hanging out with Matthew McConaughey, and they said he was very jubilant. They came out with, how much did they say last week how much money he was making?

[B]

Oregon, you're on the air.

[E]

Oregon, this came out last week.

[D]

$29 million.

[B]

Yes. Oregon, you're on the air.

[D]

That's not the number.

[B]

Oregon, Shoot, you're on the air.

[D]

Million.

[G]

Why? I got a question for you. Why wouldn't you vote for Trump?

[B]

I'm not. I'm just wondering. I. I'm just taking a quick poll. You know, CNN does it and everybody else does it. So we're doing the JCW poll, and it looks like the CNN poll might be skewed or they're. Or their demographics different than ours.

[D]

Just different. Yeah, that's what it's all.

[B]

I'm with you.

[A]

Hey, speaking of bears, Jimmy Kimmel had a funny thing on the show this week. He actually talked with the head of Donald Trump's high school, the principal of his former high school, about the accusation that they had been asked to hide Trump's grades from when he was in school.

[B]

So, listen, I'll get right to it. I wanted to know, did Donald Trump.

[F]

Call you to ask to have his grades buried?

[G]

Of course not, Jimmy.

[B]

Donnie would never do that.

[G]

Okay, so.

[B]

All right, well, I guess that's a feisty Jewish fellow did it. Oh, oh, oh, you mean Michael Cohen.

[G]

Aren't they all named Cohen? This Cohen character calls and said, would you mind making those transcripts go away?

[B]

Oh, wow.

[G]

Yes. And then he offered us a check for $130,000. Very generous. Yeah.

[B]

Well, what did you say?

[G]

Well, I'm not gonna comment on that, Jimmy, but let's just say I had a delicious plate of bacon and eggs this morning in the Donald J. Trumpeteria.

[B]

Okay. Oklahoma, good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Hey, I vote for John Clay Wolf President.

[B]

Yeah, at least the governor of Oklahoma. No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. Another Oklahoman. Good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Hey. I hate Democrats. I'd vote for Trump.

[B]

Okay, that's good to hate Ed and clean. Just hate.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Who do you hate?

[G]

I'm a white boy. I got a. I'm a white boy. I got a green card. I'm voting for Trump twice.

[A]

Twice.

[B]

Well, we've learned how to what kind of advertisers we need to market on the JCW show.

[A]

I think that was Ted Nugent.

[E]

Might have been.

[B]

Vote for Trump Twice, brother.

[E]

That or macho man Trump.

[D]

20. 20. Or I'll follow you with my 30.

[B]

30. I mean, that's a good one.

[D]

Like that.

[E]

It could be running against. Jesus. It doesn't matter.

[D]

It didn't matter.

[B]

It doesn't matter. Running against.

[A]

No, no, listen.

[B]

Kind of what I figured.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Well, I think of the audience. John, come on.

[B]

It's our audience. I mean, we're not bleeding righties. We're just. I think we're centris. I know I am. I know you are. Turley is. He's. He leans left more. I don't know what the hell you are. Do you know what you are, Turley? Whatever. I mean, do you even put a label on yourself?

[E]

No, I don't label myself now.

[B]

I label you homo.

[E]

No, not that either.

[D]

Not Jewish.

[E]

I'm not Jewish. I mean, I get a lot of labels, though. Yes, it's amazing.

[B]

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Yeah, what's wrong with that? My gay uncle Leland is. Is in the studio today. Oh, here he is. Good morning, Leland.

[D]

I wonder what he was smelling of Old Spice. Hey, Leland.

[A]

Is he gonna talk about politics?

[B]

Yes, we were talking about politics. Leland. My gay uncle Leland. Everybody. Everybody's got a gay uncle. I've got my gay uncle Leland.

[D]

Leland.

[A]

Well, isn't that special.

[D]

You're such a sharp dresser.

[B]

He's still driving a 300Z from 1980.

[D]

I love your glasses.

[A]

Did you get new glasses?

[D]

Oh, did I get new glasses now?

[A]

These old things?

[D]

No, that's.

[A]

That's.

[B]

Leland, what do you think about politics? Are you a Trump guy? Are you a Democrat? Or what are you?

[A]

Oh, I'm with Donald Trump all the way.

[E]

Log Cabin Republican. All right.

[A]

He's got an exquisite wife.

[D]

Exquisite wife.

[A]

And I love his hair.

[D]

Love. You love his hair.

[A]

I like that he takes care of little babies.

[D]

He does take care of little babies.

[A]

All kinds of little babies. Oh, God. And he's a Christian, damn it.

[D]

He. Is that a Bible?

[A]

Something Christian. I like that about Donaldson.

[D]

I like that. Really?

[A]

Yes. I love his TV show.

[B]

What do you think about moving back to Dallas from San Francisco? Has it been a hard transition for you?

[A]

I'm having a good time in San Francisco.

[D]

We had a good time in San Francisco.

[A]

San Francisco's so nice.

[B]

You sound a lot like Hannah the Stripper. Uncle Leland.

[A]

I like to get across the bay. Listen to the Doobie Brothers.

[B]

Bobo has just completely blown his character.

[A]

Look at that baby.

[B]

Gay Uncle Leland. He's turned back into Hannah the stripper. So Uncle Leland is a cross dress stripper?

[D]

Yes, he is.

[B]

Oh, is this Caitlyn Jenner everybody? Thanks for joining the show. We'll be back in just a minute. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[G]

Hit him up now.

[B]

800, 800 radio. I'll go black now. John Clay Wolf. Perfect song for this week. Everybody's loading their stuff up for spring break in spring Texas. Good morning.

[G]

Hey, good morning, John.

[B]

Hey. Hey, what you got?

[G]

Oh, I've got a 2015 Jet Black Land Rover Evoke. Got 50,000 miles. It's the prestige edition, brand new Michelins on it. It's got leather, it's all decked out. Still in pretty good shape.

[B]

Cool. Does it have a clean carf?

[G]

I do.

[B]

You know I was in it.

[G]

I was in an accident earlier last year but it was all repaired so everything's so the top shape again.

[B]

What was the body shop bill or what did the insurance pay?

[G]

The insurance? I, I think that total claim was around 17k. I, I actually slid off the road one one evening driving to Home Depot and it kind of, I got some front end damage.

[B]

But those new beer case, I don't know if you. It's probably what happened is those new Miller Light cans that are 16 ounces with the twist off, it just goes down fat. It goes down faster than you thought. I mean if you're used to drinking out of a bottle or used to drinking out of a 12 ounce pop top, those big twist offs, man, you just wind up getting drunk and you don't realize it.

[G]

You know John, it's also those 17 day rainstorms we have here in Houston.

[B]

That was terrible.

[G]

Roads real slick and those stupid ass deer, you know, we just can't get rid of them enough.

[B]

I'm with the bad facts and you know I'm going to be about a 21 grand buyer I need to look at. It's between 21 and 23. I need to look at the Carfax. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let's look.

[G]

Okay, that's. And that's about, that's, that's, that's right at the other estimates I've gotten from some other people. So I was just kind of, just kind of seeing what, what you had said. But yeah, I'll load up my.

[B]

If it's minor on the Carfax, I can give them the higher end. If it's. If it's just damage history and it says, you know, guy damn near died and ran over a busload of kids, then that's going to slow it down. All right. 800-800-7234. Oh, that wouldn't mean. I know that's not funny. Sorry. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio wanted to do and I don't remember what Metallica song, David Bowie style.

[E]

Yeah, this is crazy. What is the name of this band?

[A]

I don't know. It's a YouTube genius that matched this up. You know, they're doing it all the time. That sounds like. Well, With the horns.

[B]

Say your prayers, little one don't forget my son to include everyone.

[G]

1 keep you free from sin to the sin that he kill.

[E]

Man, that's weird.

[B]

Elliot, our program director, he's. He's right here. He has a little commentary.

[D]

Listening all the time determining what's good, what's bad.

[A]

Hey, G. What's going on down there? Seems to be some kind of anomaly with the Meters.

[B]

Eddie. I mean, Elliot, I was wondering.

[A]

On.

[B]

On the. See, Elliott measures the Nielsen rating on the show.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And the people, the meters and who's listening, who's tuning, who's tuning out. And so when. When like. Elliot, I have a question. When we do bits like that and everybody's attention span is so short.

[A]

Bits like what?

[B]

Like.

[A]

There went two meters right there out of Fort Smith.

[D]

Really? Sure.

[A]

Like your Siggy John.

[B]

So like, do you think that Bobbo should skip the long entry, the 30 second build up entry and just edit it down and get right to the singing like on that deal. Do you think that would hold the Meters better?

[A]

Well, to be quite frank, your assessment sounds like pure poppycock.

[D]

Poppycock?

[A]

No changing the meters there. Hey, but something weird's going on the last 30 minutes or so.

[D]

What happened?

[A]

Well. Well, now Midland, Odessa, you're up seven meters.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All of a sudden. Precisely 22 minutes ago.

[E]

Oh, I know why.

[D]

Yeah, what happened? 22 Baton Rouge.

[E]

Who are you gonna vote for?

[A]

Everywhere in Louisiana, except for New Orleans. Dallas is half and half. Houston was half and half.

[D]

Really? Yeah.

[A]

I'll be turned true and up in Wichita Falls.

[D]

What happened?

[A]

You got five meters.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

Spike. And Wichita Falls only has five meters.

[D]

So you get them all. You got them all clean. Sweet.

[A]

Good work, boys. Now, we suffered a little loss in some of the urban areas. Yeah, I don't want to tell you precisely what it indicates. I'm not sure how to fathom.

[B]

So you think the Trump talk affects the listenership?

[A]

Well, I don't know. Either that or the lack of music by the country rock group the Outlaws. If you playbourne Outlaws, especially that Blue Skies and High Grass song might get another beat or two.

[D]

Thank you. Personally, I'd recommend more Poco Poco. Yeah. Crazy love.

[A]

Maybe they're like the Outlaws, except that they don't suck.

[B]

Thank you, Elliot.

[A]

Keep up the good work, guys.

[D]

Thank you, Elliot.

[B]

So why did the NFL combine suck so bad? What's the story on that?

[E]

I mean, it didn't just.

[B]

The results were bad. Like, they couldn't do as many bench pressures and couldn't run the 40s fast.

[E]

No, there wasn't anything that was just like, oh, my God. Except for. Except for the big man. Yeah, the big man stood out. When you see a 6. 6 guy.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

260 pounds.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Running a 4. 4 40.

[D]

Damn.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Faster than 25.

[D]

That didn't look real.

[E]

NFL running back, Latino or other. Yeah, we're not playing that game there.

[D]

Let's just don't play that game.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Samoan now.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

There went three meters.

[D]

Thank you, Howard Cosell. Let's don't.

[E]

And then we had. There was another gentleman. He was 300 pounds, ran a 4, 8, 40.

[B]

Oh, my God. So 300.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

That wouldn't even look real.

[E]

Yeah, they're just getting. Everybody's getting faster.

[B]

It's called HGH Turley. It's an amazing drug. Maybe. Maybe.

[A]

That's damn fast, though.

[D]

That's amazingly fast.

[E]

Kyler Murray, he's. He was the big star early on because he's actually not a. He's 5, 10.

[B]

Don't say on the radio.

[E]

Sorry, little person. But otherwise, you're in the.

[B]

Unless you're in the Bourbon Street.

[E]

It was just kind of uneventful. The off season coming up here. Now, there's gonna be a lot of trades coming up starting on Wednesday. You may see Antonio Brown as a Raider coming up here in the next couple days.

[B]

That'll be the big Las Vegas Raiders. I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait. We will have the kickoff party at the. Give me the VIN office on Sahara Drive. When is this? In two years?

[E]

Well, it's. They don't know yet. It's either next year or the year after. They have not determined. I know that's. It's the most insane thing, but next.

[B]

Year, the stadium Won't be ready. So where would they play?

[E]

Unlv, maybe. They could do that. Yeah, they just. They. They don't have a home field for next year, which is crazy.

[B]

I think they go ahead and make the switch now.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Why not just everybody? Anytime there's a new team.

[B]

Because they'll get two launches. They'll get the launch of being there and then at the launch of the new stadium.

[D]

And you're the one that said this. I want to guess. Five years ago you said Vegas. Vegas needs the NFL team.

[B]

I figured they call themselves the Gamblers. That sounds like a gay USFL team. So I'm glad they didn't do that.

[D]

Gamblers.

[B]

There was a Gambler. What? What?

[E]

Well, that's a USL team. Yeah.

[B]

Herschel Walker. Did he pay for the Gamblers?

[E]

Houston Gamblers.

[B]

That's what it was it. The Houston Gamblers. How is the San Antonio team doing? Anybody know?

[E]

I don't know if that league's still going.

[B]

Well. Tom Dundon plugged 200 million in the other day or something like that.

[E]

They made first two weeks and made some news last week. It was nothing.

[B]

Are they still playing right now?

[E]

I honestly. I don't know entirely.

[B]

Is a sportsman.

[E]

Seriously, I don't. I watched one game, barely half of it and it wasn't. It didn't hold.

[B]

My San Antonio listeners. 800-800-7234. Call us and catch us up on the San Antonio. I don't know the name of the team either.

[E]

The Greos.

[B]

The Burritos.

[E]

No, Greetos Burritos.

[B]

Knows the San Antonio Taco Snappers. No, no, he's not a hater. He's the accidental racist.

[D]

You got to wonder why.

[B]

Dude, tacos are popular right now.

[D]

Yes, they are not in that go with the brand.

[B]

Go. Taco deals are everywhere. And you know, tacos have been going on for a long time. And what is up with the. The current taco boom Taco Taco.

[A]

No pork bien conversation.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, but you got the velvet taco down here. You've got.

[E]

What's the deal with these tacos?

[B]

You know what's going on with these tacos? Crusty's Tacos, Rusty's Tacos, this taco that. Taco the Taco Truck Tacos for you.

[A]

Why does everybody eat a taco sideways.

[D]

As opposed to straight on?

[B]

Do they all run north and south mouth. 800-800-72348. 800 radio. Ed and Cleen, good morning.

[A]

Yeah, I'd vote for Trump.

[B]

Ed, are you there? Ed and Khaled, I'm. I'm here. Okay, I'm here. What you got, bud?

[G]

Paid. Hey, last week you had a caller come in and buy the key and you hung up on them. Okay, I want to know. Up. You know what a Kia is?

[B]

No.

[G]

Or what it stands for?

[B]

No. Is it, Is it Turley's ready for the dump? Go ahead.

[G]

Is it kicking ass or kick in ass?

[B]

Kicking ass. I think it stands for Korean junk.

[E]

No.

[G]

Well, I think it stands for. I think it stands for kick in ass to get it going.

[B]

He's not a hater, he's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. I think it stands for the bottom of the ocean is where they should be. Oh, well, that's that. We're gonna do a little podcast after the show's over. We haven't done that in a while and we have to.

[D]

And that'll be at the end of the real podcast once it gets up. I mean.

[B]

Yeah, it's at the end of this. So program directors from east coast that are looking at the new show, what you're going to hear after this is not on the air. It was never on the air. Don't think it was on the air cuz it wasn't on the air. We're smarter than that. We will actually disconnect the wire that goes to Westwood One that feeds the radio stations to make sure that our curse words in the podcast do not go to the air.

[D]

We're careful. Plug it.

[B]

Oop, just gained three meters, baba. Do you have any closing arguments?

[A]

I can't think of a thing. And we're not all going to cuss anyway. It's awful night to see you spring forward tonight, everybody.

[B]

I think we should get Paula on the podcast.

[A]

Yeah, they could do that.

[B]

That would be funny.

[D]

Oh, that would be fun.

[B]

That would be fun. Angry Paula from this morning. Okay, give me the vin.com is where you sell your car. You know that already. We will see you next Saturday morning. Thank you.

[D]

See you.

[G]

Bye. Moner out.

[A]

Your attention please. The reason you're hearing that sound is that the following podcast could contain adult language, adult situations, violence, nudity and or downright meanness. That means unless you're 18 years of age or older, you are not allowed to listen to this portion of the John Clay Wolf show. So turn it off now, you deviant little fucker.

[G]

We are clear.

[A]

Are you sure?

[E]

Yes, we're clear.

[G]

We're disconnected.

[A]

Okay, I tell her JD Wants to talk dirty to her. I can't believe you call Paula A man.

[B]

Paula was a. I just trying to.

[D]

Get out, completely out of my character.

[A]

There to her face.

[E]

And you're a.

[B]

Should we call her back? I got her number right here. How do I. How do I dial it up?

[E]

You want to dial it out?

[A]

Yeah, you just click your heels and say.

[B]

Here, you do it.

[A]

Let's see.

[B]

Oh, there it is. So you guys go.

[E]

Where JD go?

[A]

972. That's not awesome.

[B]

JD just hopping away. And then you just hit dial. Okay. Duh.

[A]

He's gonna piss all over his crutches.

[B]

I don't hear it ringing. Do I need to take it to air?

[A]

Hello?

[B]

Paula, hi.

[C]

How are you?

[B]

Hey, this is John. We're done with the show. And we're. We wanted to call you after the show because we wanted to bang this out because Bob O's really pissed off.

[C]

Oh, my gosh. You know what? I kind of suspected that he might get upset. I really don't want him to be upset because I was just thinking about this matter and I really like him. I love his character.

[B]

Well, I love the fact that you're busting his fucking balls over the music selection, because I do it all the time. And that's why I grabbed it and put it on air to get him all torqued up, because it's perfect, it's funny. And what is a black woman know about. What's the name of that band?

[C]

The Outlaws.

[B]

Yeah, that's not normal.

[C]

Oh, my gosh. It is normal if you listen to music. Yeah, I. I've all my life, rock music. My whole life is just. I've listened to rock music. And I can appreciate the bands that you've brought to the program. I'm like, I don't hear those anymore. I don't hear those. You know, KCPS plays that, you know, light rock music or something or another.

[A]

Well, there goes another love song.

[D]

And another meter.

[A]

Don't sing about me again.

[D]

What's up, babe?

[C]

I know that song, Babble.

[B]

What song is it? I don't even know.

[C]

I've heard it before.

[A]

There's another love song.

[B]

All right.

[A]

It's by the Outlaws.

[B]

Oh, is it? See, I don't really listen to Outlaws. So, Bob, I should know if you had more questions for Paula that you wanted to. No. Now that we're off air, Paula, I wouldn't do it.

[C]

No, Come on, Babo. I don't want you to be upset. I really like you.

[A]

Well, I was just about to say I wasn't torqued off at you. I was just doing that for show.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Now J.D. is the one whose balls were really hurt.

[D]

Yeah. I hate you.

[F]

Everything about you.

[C]

No, you can't hate me, J.D.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Because you want to know why?

[H]

Why?

[C]

Because you have something to bring to this program. And as I didn't want to put your business out there with people on the air, but I just think that maybe you used to say things that were probably really off color in the past, and right now you're trying to work out a way so that your voice is heard.

[D]

No, actually, I never really was the off color guy. I've always been the balance, the ballast of the show.

[B]

Were you a Russ Martin listener back when JD Was on the air?

[C]

Yes, I was. And they used to say some crazy stuff about it.

[D]

I didn't. I was the ballast. I kept it back in the road.

[C]

Would say crazy things about me.

[D]

Correct. Which were not true.

[C]

Exactly.

[D]

So you don't remember your. Yeah.

[B]

Was Russ.

[C]

Right. And that hardly matters. That hardly matters. If you were or you weren't. I don't care.

[D]

The joke was. It was funny because I was the least racist person in that room without pointing my fingers at anybody. Pretty much everybody else in that room was a racist.

[C]

They would say racist things, but who cared, right?

[B]

J.D. had a theory. J.D. had a theory that Russ and Trey were livers, were lovers.

[C]

Excuse me, but I don't remember him. I remember the name, but I don't remember a lot of those people from the brought to the program.

[B]

Were you a week. Were you a daily listener of the Russ Martin show? Back in their head day?

[C]

I was a daily listener.

[B]

And do you think it's better or worse? Do you think it's better or worse?

[C]

Without JD the show is worse. I didn't know it was because JD Was gone, but the show is worse. The people that are on the program now are working against him.

[D]

That's true.

[C]

And behind the scenes in an email and. And called one guy out on it.

[G]

So.

[B]

So you're a. You're a. You're a little doer. You get behind that keyboard and start firing off.

[C]

Well, not. Not all the time. I. I don't write. I don't post publicly. Publicly. I prefer to go to the source.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I respect that.

[C]

And so I looked for both of your emails. I couldn't find them. And then I did a Google search and said maybe something to come up and I can talk to them directly. Nothing.

[B]

Do you listen to the ticket there?

[C]

I'm sure. Pardon?

[B]

Do you listen to the ticket?

[G]

No.

[C]

I think that's More along the sports line. Do they have any funny people on there?

[B]

Yeah, I mean, it's just good talk radio. I mean, a lot of people are.

[D]

Guy talk slash sports.

[B]

Yeah. Do you listen to Howard Stern?

[C]

Years ago. No. Years ago, I used to listen to Kid Craddock before I listened to him when he was going national, and he used to just say the funniest things. Anything that flew into his head, and he would just say it on the air. And he was funny before he started going, you know, national.

[B]

Are you married?

[C]

Just like you. Pardon?

[B]

Are you married?

[G]

No.

[B]

Do you. Do you date white men or black men?

[C]

They're white.

[B]

Always?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Those are the only ones that talk to me.

[B]

Ah, come on, Paul. You can do better than that. Why?

[C]

I am.

[B]

Why? There's. Oh. Why? Why? I mean, they're the only ones that talk to me. That's just not a good answer.

[C]

Okay, that.

[D]

So what would keep a black man from speaking?

[C]

Guys talk to me. Why? Guys talk to me. Pardon?

[D]

You mean in person or on the.

[G]

Internet or in person.

[C]

I rarely talk. So you're on the Internet. Weird.

[D]

You're in a bar, and a black man would not approach you. For what reason?

[C]

I'm not sure, and I'm not trying to find out.

[D]

All right, fair enough.

[B]

So. So when's the last time you dated a black guy?

[C]

Would have to be.

[B]

Long time.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You're more racist than J.D.

[D]

You are.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Want to go to a meeting?

[B]

No.

[C]

That's not considered racist. People really don't.

[B]

Is your butt not big enough for black guys to be attracted to? Do you have the big black booty?

[C]

No, I have an American.

[G]

I don't know.

[A]

I.

[C]

You know what? Guys do like my butt. A lot of guys do, but I. I don't know.

[B]

How old are you?

[C]

I can't tell you.

[B]

Why? Because.

[C]

Why do you want to know?

[B]

I'm just wondering. I'm. I'm just trying to put this together in my head.

[D]

John's a demographic kind of guy. Why. Why you do what you do and.

[B]

Where you're coming from.

[E]

62. Babo.

[A]

Well, I'm. Listen, I'm a really good judge.

[B]

I mean, I'm gonna guess she's 48 years old.

[A]

I do voices, and I know the tones.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

How old are you?

[G]

48.

[B]

48.

[C]

48.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Of course she's gonna shoot for 48 because I said 62.

[B]

Where'd you go to high school?

[A]

It's really 64.

[C]

I went. I graduated school in Houston at Sharpstown.

[B]

Gotcha.

[A]

Year.

[D]

Yes. Ed.

[C]

All right if I give you the year? Come on, dude.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, it was 86. 86, 87.

[A]

Was it?

[B]

Okay, no, no, wait, 48. I'm 46. So it was 89, 87.

[A]

That's all right.

[B]

Okay, Paulo, gotta go. Thank you. All right. Well, that was kind of boring. She wasn't.

[D]

I mean, so we never got to anything meat?

[B]

No, there was no meat.

[A]

There was no meat. But, hey, slide me her number. I'll call her tonight.

[E]

You could try to get some.

[B]

Baby, have you ever had any black Bob?

[A]

I think my. My headphones are broken.

[D]

Yeah. Okay.

[A]

I can't hear you.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Would your love Annie? And are y'. All. Are y' all dating? Just one another. Are you committed? Are you in a committed relationship?

[A]

Yeah, I really. I haven't seen anybody else, man.

[B]

All right. We're, you know, he's in love.

[A]

I know. I know enough not to put my. My past out there at this time.

[D]

At this particular juncture.

[A]

Because it's easy for you. I ask you, you're like, nope, nope.

[B]

I mean, I'm married. And that's true sometimes. Yeah. So Luke Perry's dead and what I'm looking at this run list. That was the shit we didn't get to today, which was a lot. This five hours is a whoop down. It's. It's fine when we're doing it, but when it's over, I'm beat the fuck up.

[A]

I'm trying to think of a better way to. To bullet those so that you can tell what's good and what's bad. But I'll tell you this. Out of the 20 some odd things that I've got on that page, you know, there are a hundred on the service a week, so I try not to put any just. Just worthless fluff on there. Now that's, you know, that's according to taste. There may be stuff that you guys don't care for, not interested in. But like, I try to put stuff that's listenable, worthwhile stuff.

[B]

It was so funny last night running into my ex wife and she came up and actually wanted to talk. And she can imagine.

[D]

Okay. And she wasn't drunk.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. They had to get up at 6 this morning to go to. To go to Colorado. And she was worried about Tab smoking pot up there. I'd never even considered it.

[E]

No, her friends, that's.

[B]

That's why what happened is Tab went to a party last week and they went to this girl's house. There was 20 of them and they Got drunk and the mom was feeding them booze.

[D]

Mom wants to be the friend.

[B]

Yeah, I'd rather him drink. And one of them puked. And that's what brought it up. We didn't even think about it. I don't know. The main at 15 freshmen. Shouldn't the mom like check in with the parents, see if you're cool?

[D]

Yep.

[A]

Yeah, absolutely.

[D]

No question about it.

[A]

That's like you were talking about Hoot's mom earlier. You know, I remember those parents that let their kids throw big parties and took all the keys drink here.

[D]

Then maybe out there somewhere out in the country. You're the cool parent.

[A]

I never, you know, I've never partied with my kids like that until they're like 22.

[B]

I had a pretty big party at my house when I was a freshman. I mean, my dad didn't know about it.

[A]

Oh, well, that's me.

[B]

That's different.

[A]

Under the radar party, right?

[D]

That's not what it was.

[B]

Like weird science. I mean like the whole school.

[A]

Exactly what you mean.

[B]

It was really fun.

[D]

And they never.

[B]

My little girlfriend at the time, she tripped out and we found her out on the dock after like 30 minutes of searching for her. She. She got on a mess. Whoa. Yeah.

[D]

Meth.

[E]

You had meth at your party?

[B]

I didn't, but she. I mean, not you, but some kind of speed.

[D]

Sounds more like gdp. I find somebody just out floating around.

[A]

That's.

[D]

That's ghb. I don't know what I took at one time and fell asleep a party. I fell asleep on some railroad ties and woke up with the sprinklers on me at three.

[B]

What were you saying, DJ?

[E]

A bunch of 15 year olds on meth? That sounds like a party right there.

[B]

Yeah, buddy. I didn't even.

[E]

I guess at that time meth was new, so it couldn't have been met.

[B]

I don't know what it was, but she was. She was on some speed. She was speeding out on some.

[D]

And.

[B]

And she. Yeah, I probably have.

[A]

You were fresh.

[B]

She was a senior and I was a freshman. And I was a freshman in 88, I think.

[A]

Yeah, 86, 87.

[B]

She was a senior, so I was excited to be dating a senior. She was pretty, but she had no body.

[A]

No, you're damn right true. There was real life crystal meth down here back then.

[E]

Really?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Was there?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. I was a musician at the time.

[D]

Dude.

[A]

No, I mean, we. We heard all.

[B]

All about it.

[D]

You heard about it?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, no, I.

[A]

Listen, I was. I was little Alex p. Keaton, Young Republican until I turned like 20.

[B]

What do you. What do you set your alarm at on Saturday mornings?

[A]

Right now, Saturday mornings, 125.

[B]

Get the out. Shut up.

[A]

No, serious.

[B]

Stop it. Reverse. He'll go.

[E]

He'll do all his stuff early. Early instead of the night before.

[A]

So what time do you get here this morning? 220. No.

[B]

Yeah. Are you drunk?

[A]

No.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

You know.

[B]

So you're gonna crash out in a minute.

[A]

I'll go home and go to bed at 4:30 or 5 in the afternoon on Fridays. Sleep till midnight or 1 1:30.

[D]

Get up.

[B]

I need to know that so that I don't go looking for you. Like where the bobo? Because I didn't know that. I mean, it makes sense.

[A]

Why would you be looking for me?

[B]

I mean, things happen.

[D]

You're the producer.

[E]

We wanted to do something on a Friday night.

[B]

There's not a problem. I just didn't realize that you were on that schedule, which I respect.

[A]

Well, Turley starts at five. He's. He's here most Saturday mornings. Five. Something like. And if you get here, Turley, and I'm not here, something's wrong.

[E]

Yeah, that's when I start calling him in a panic.

[A]

But that's. I do that consistently. I mean, I found it works better, you know, for everybody that way. I've got all, you know, everything that you've expected to get. You send clips and things during the week and I make damn sure try to get them, collect them.

[B]

Oh, we didn't go out with that song that I wanted to do. Didn't we?

[A]

Oh yeah. I'm sorry, I forgot.

[B]

That's okay.

[A]

Charlie Robinson. Something about diamonds.

[B]

Right? Love and County. Yeah, yeah.

[A]

But we did play, you know. Oh, the. Bob Dylan was so funny. You're like, Bob, please don't ever use Dylan for one of our bumpers. If you're gonna go that way, use London Homesick Blues instead.

[B]

Who the wants to hear Bob Dylan?

[A]

Some of Dylan's stuff is really cool, man. You ever heard his song about the hero, Hurricane Ruben? Hurricane Carter?

[B]

Who cares about awesome dude. No singing. I don't give a flying about Bob Dylan. I wouldn't even put him on the goddamn podcast. And maybe that's. Maybe that's small minded to me. And I know he's a national celebrity. If he played aac, would it. Would it be full?

[A]

You've never been properly exposed. Yes, it was.

[B]

Cletus told me that it's pretty good show.

[D]

It is.

[A]

I saw him open for Paul Simon. How weird is that? Bob Dylan opens for Paul Simon, but he did. I think they switched places during that tour. And he played with. He had. The Archangels were half of his band. Those were the Sexton boys. And Bob played his own leads in that show. And he rocked ass. And I know it's hard to believe, but. Oh, Highway 51. It was badass. If you haven't been exposed, you haven't been exposed.

[G]

I did.

[B]

I didn't finish my story a minute ago about talking to my ex wife.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

So I'm sitting there talking to her for, like, 30 minutes, like, norm. Really? Yeah. I mean, y' all gotta know that we just, like, went to Dukes. I mean, this. And Jenny, if you're listening to this, you know, I did it on podcast so it wouldn't be on air. It's your own damn fault. But, yeah, I mean, she left me in the hospital when I was all crippled up. Just. Just tons of bad lots. And sitting there with her, talking to her, I was like. I couldn't imagine being married.

[D]

I know.

[B]

I mean, not even fathom being married.

[A]

Are you able to mention the.

[B]

I'd rather not. Yeah. Because I don't want my kids to know it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I don't want her to have that opinion.

[A]

Fair enough. Fair enough.

[B]

But I can guarantee you when. When she. When she was talking about getting a drug test for Tabitha just to scare off of doing weed, Tabitha's like, me, a drug test?

[D]

She's like, maybe we can get two for one, mom.

[B]

I mean, pot calling the kettle black, right? The hell are we talking about? Yeah, that was a weird conversation. I was going along with her because I was just trying to be positive because we're actually communicating. But, I mean, it's like, what the fuck? I mean, I remember sneaking you out of the house. She was hot back then, but she just. I mean, I don't know if you. You don't have an ex. Well, your ex old lady you still kind of relate to, but yours, I mean, I. I just. I can't even imagine being married to this person anymore.

[D]

No concept of it.

[B]

Not. Not whatsoever.

[A]

Well, he made it out alive. And when you've got children together, it's really nothing but a good thing if you're able to communicate.

[B]

True.

[A]

You know?

[B]

True. You're not.

[A]

It's not a contest anymore. You got to work together on that stuff.

[B]

And I'm trying not to bang on her right now. I don't know if it's coming across that way. Probably is. I need to back up.

[D]

You Just said you ran into her. That's not a bad thing. You haven't been ugly.

[B]

But her husband, you know, he's been the attack dog.

[D]

Oh, really?

[B]

No, he was the jack this round. Yeah. So when. So I'm. I'm, ah. I need to shut up. Shut the. Shut the up.

[A]

Some guys are territorial.

[B]

Yeah, well, he can have it, you know, when we moved in. Because I live one street over from her now. And Uncle Roy's like, man, that's a bad idea. That's a bad idea. He's like, you know what's gonna happen? I'm like, dude, you're fucking high.

[D]

He thinks you're going to go back. Yeah. Oh, my God.

[H]

Lord, no.

[B]

Oh, no. Negro police. No.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

No, no, no, no. I would rather. I would rather become a monk and getting spayed and neutered. Bob, what are you smoking over there?

[A]

It's a Voopoo Panda. All right, Very nice, little vapor. I'm trying to. I. I bought two packs of cigarettes this week and I've been off for like four weeks. Totally off. Smoke, Smoking, you know, occasional cigar on Saturday morning. And I don't know what the hell happened. I just get stressed out and I gotta have a.

[B]

Do you think we'll be more popular when we get these. If we get these other two big stations put together, do you think that'll be a stronger market for us?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, it'll push it. We gotta. I worry. I probably unduly worry about the racial thing because I know our hearts are right, you know, and we're all, you know, we're all friends a long time and we know who we are and where we're coming from.

[D]

Right?

[A]

But, boy, it's hard to. It's not hard to get on the wrong side of that with some people, you know?

[B]

Do you think we were stepping out of bounds already, like today?

[A]

No, you know, we're borderline a lot of the time. But I mean, there's so much of that. If you watch network tv, just. Just sitcoms. Have you seen the. The Neighborhood with Cedric the Entertainer?

[B]

I haven't seen anything.

[A]

You know, I think it's Cedric the Entertainer, right?

[B]

What about it?

[A]

I get it mixed up with that other guy. You know, white people, black people are. Are learning to get along better, and it's. It's only going to improve over time. But there are a lot of militant people on both sides of that, you know, and there are a lot of just pure, strict races in every ethnicity. We're all aware of that. Right. So you Know, you don't want to empower that in somebody whose heart is.

[G]

Not in the right.

[B]

Well, that guy, that whatever his name is, the. The comedian we had. Yeah, yeah. He made a good point about Chappelle. He said, you know, he. He created Division in order to bring the races together. Yeah.

[A]

He brought us together through Division.

[B]

And that's really my shtick. I never thought about it, but that's really kind of my shtick. But I listened to Chappelle a lot, and I really liked him. That's probably where I got it from. I didn't realize it, but what you're saying is that shit might not fly.

[A]

Well, no, I'm just saying it ought to be properly planned, and it's better. Damn. Sure. Make it. Make it sure that it's as.

[D]

Once you get a funnel, you can get away with more of that. When you're new and people are looking for reasons to knock you off the top, and you're coming in and you're hot and you sound good, and the afternoon guy who's been there for 20 years doesn't really like you very much because you do sound good.

[E]

Right.

[D]

He's looking for reasons to bang you. That's. That's. That's a foothold.

[A]

Look at, look at Denver program director guy.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I mean, come on. We're not. We're not Satanists, right?

[D]

Oh, my Lord. No.

[A]

You know, I mean, he was like, that's. That's where I first heard that lcq.

[B]

But like, that Satan, that Satan bit you did earlier in an Easter context. I mean, there's a lot of people who could have gotten fired up about that.

[A]

Well, yeah. Yeah.

[B]

I thought it was funny.

[D]

It was funny.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Satan saying he practically raised the kid. Talking about Jesus raised the kid. You know, his old man wasn't around much.

[B]

I bet we get some hate mail over it.

[D]

Nah, that's for that a little bit right there.

[E]

If we did it on Easter weekend. Yes.

[A]

I'm never. I'm never averse to apologizing for offending anybody.

[B]

Speaking of, here's my plan. Wednesday after the auction or Thursday morning, flying to D.C. with the kids. And then. So I'm going to get you with the DC guy Monday to make a connection. Now, do we have the if. Do they. Assuming that they have the right parts.

[A]

We purchased a bricklink, too. We've got the. We've got the part to bring you in. And I'll bet they've got something to send with. And I'll call Jeff Monday and. Okay, get that worked out. So you're gonna be in their studio?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

7Am until the whole time.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So what, Saturday you're gonna.

[B]

It'll be eight their time.

[E]

Yeah, eight to one there.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Eight to one there their time. Okay.

[B]

No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got for us.

[A]

You're gonna do all, all five hours remote.

[B]

Well, I mean, I can't fucking fly home in the middle of it.

[A]

Okay. No, I'm not, I'm not questioning, I'm just asking.

[B]

We've got the auction on Friday up there, so I'm going to do the D.C. thing on Thursday and then Thursday night, fly, drive to Manheim, Pennsylvania, spend Friday there and then I don't know what. Oh, then Saturday I'll come back and do the show in D.C. yeah, so we'll spend Saturday and Sunday in D.C. and come home.

[A]

Okay. So I'm gonna buy a giant bottle of scotch today.

[H]

Why?

[A]

I'm just preparing myself.

[B]

Do you think that spring break, that I don't want to get in a mob scene up there with everybody going.

[E]

Oh, it will be. You're talking about in D.C. yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Always it's a spring break.

[E]

Yeah. Summertime and anytime there's breaks out.

[D]

Who goes to D.C. for spring break?

[E]

Surprise.

[B]

Really. Just. Just nerdy. Like us taking the family, school age children. Cool. Yeah, but it's so big there.

[E]

It's not a big deal. I mean, you just, you've been around big crowds, right?

[B]

It's a walkathon, isn't it? Yeah.

[E]

Oh, yes, that is. It is a big walk.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That ain't me.

[E]

I mean, they may have something where.

[B]

They have Segway tours.

[E]

As I say Segway, stuff like that, they can get set up. But yeah, it's. Lot of walking.

[B]

A lot of walking. All right.