#19 John Clay Wolfe Show 02/27/16 hour 2

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show

Episode #19 – 02/27/16 Hour 2
Aired: February 11, 2026

Overview:

This fast-paced episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is packed with off-the-cuff humor, musical deep-dives, wild car appraisal calls, irreverent political satire, rock and roll anecdotes, and a recurring focus on the used car market. John and his crew—JD, Bobbo, Turley, and frequent callers—riff on everything from truck values to the marijuana convention in Fort Worth, O.J. Simpson, radio politics, and dealership shenanigans. Throughout it all, the show’s freewheeling, comedic, and slightly edgy tone is on full display.

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Main Discussion Points & Segments

1. Black Sabbath’s “End” Tour (01:32–02:32)

• The show kicks off with talk about Black Sabbath’s supposed final tour, dubbed “The End.”
• Memorable Moment:
  • John Clay Wolfe: “This should be Trump’s campaign song.” (01:40)
• Callers and crew reminisce about Black Sabbath, ticket giveaways, and drummer drama.

2. Car Appraisal Calls & Dealer Banter (02:32–29:30 [interwoven])

• John takes rapid-fire calls appraising listeners’ used cars. Notable deals and negotiations include:
  • 2004 Ram Quad Cab (“Can I give you $7800, and that leaves me $200 to put a bedliner in it?”) (03:04)
  • 2008 Mustang GT, 2012 Silverado, 2004 Ram with 190k miles, 2009 Equinox, F-150 crew cabs, and more.
• Running jokes about “busting my balls,” buyers’ expectations, and car dealer strategies.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • Caller: “I was hoping for like eight is.”
  • John: “Does it have a Hemi?”
  • Caller: “Yes, it does.” (02:46–02:51)

3. Top 10 from Fort Worth Marijuana Convention (03:28–04:57)

• JD presents a comedic “Top 10” list of discoveries from a recent marijuana convention.
  • #10: “Dude, it should start at noon.”
  • #4: “Marijuana is not addictive. Cheetos, they’re addictive.”
  • #1: “Dragons are real, dude.”
• Panel has fun with stoner stereotypes and talk about the surprising diversity in attendees (including older folks and Republicans).
• Quote:
  • Turley: “You’d be surprised there’s a lot of older people…for glaucoma.” (05:10–05:13)

4. Political Satire Ads: Juan Culo Quebra vs. Buster Dicks (10:54–16:14)

• Bobbo plays mock political ads in exaggerated Texas accents, lampooning hot-button issues:
  • Juan Culo Quebra: Hardcore anti-choice, full of over-the-top “Christian values” rhetoric.
  • Buster Dicks: “Ladies’ man” platform, “let women decide what to do with their own bodies.”
• Crew riffs on political ad production, dialects, and lampoons real-life campaign mudslinging.
• Quote:
  • Bobbo as Juan Culo Quebra: “…tell libros like Buster Dicks to get a life instead of ending them.” (11:37)

5. 2016 Election Talk & Delegate System Explained (16:56–22:29)

• Trump’s controversial promise to weaken libel laws draws both ridicule and analysis.
• Heavy banter around Super Tuesday, the primary system, and the uncertainty of a brokered GOP convention.
• The panel mixes policy explanations with jokes about hot female delegates and “double D delegates.”
• Political talk is satirized and kept light, but with genuine discussion about process.
• Quote:
  • Bobbo: “Why you busting my balls?” (08:16)

6. Cultural Stereotypes & Auto Market (31:21–38:09)

• Segment on perceived political affiliation by car brand, based on new research.
• Top 10 "Democratic" and "Republican" cars are revealed (Prius, BMW 3-series on blue side; F-150, Ram on red).
• Discussion of a massive BMW airbag recall, how it impacts dealership trade-ins.
• Quote:
  • John: “If Trump wants to round up the Muslims, he needs to start with the P number [dealer plates] in Texas.” (79:39)

7. Storytime with “Riding with Roy” (37:00–41:03)

• Turley introduces an authentic, unfiltered story segment featuring Roy, the show’s salty, old-school driver.
• Roy describes a harrowing flight with John piloting, blending storytelling with nervous laughs.
• Memorable Quote:
  • Roy: “I ain’t doing no more. I told him, I'll go anywhere you want. You want me to go to Lafayette, give me a seven mile ahead start on you.” (39:27)

8. O.J. Simpson Radio Interview Debacle (49:41–56:12)

• The team recounts the surreal story of O.J. Simpson’s post-trial radio/Internet interview in Dallas.
• Clips of prank calls and callers asking O.J. “Did you kill Bill Walsh?” and “Do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in a season or slice two necks in one night?” (54:05, [54:21]).
• Turley, who was present, describes the chaos and aftermath.

9. Rock & Roll History with Wallace Edwards – "The Runaways" (43:28–46:31)

• An in-depth, tongue-in-cheek profile of the all-female rock band "The Runaways," highlighting their wild ways, drug use, and Lita Ford’s later friendship with Ozzy Osbourne.
• Quote:
  • Wallace Edwards: “They dressed like off-duty strippers, used exorbitant amounts of marijuana and cocaine… Lita Ford was always considered one of the most profane and sexually deviant females the music industry has ever experienced.” (43:28)

10. Used Car Market, Appraisals, and GiveMeTheVIN.com Plug (interspersed, especially 58:28–68:54)

• John busts myths about pricing and payment when selling used vehicles.
• Frequent explanations about how the appraisal process works, frustrations with skeptical sellers, and the importance of photos.
• Talk of upticks in the market, oilfield layoffs, and how they affect truck sales.

11. Reviews, Criticism, and “Accidental Racist” Banter (76:20–80:44)

• JD reads a long online review accusing John of being “a racist,” tempered by defenders praising John for being an “equal opportunity offender.”
• Panel jokes about political correctness, racial humor, and John’s background playing college football “which is extremely ethnic.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

• On Black Sabbath and Trump:
  • John Clay Wolfe: “This should be Trump’s campaign song.” (01:40)
• On Car Appraisals:
  • John Clay Wolfe: “Can I give you $7800, and that leaves me $200 to put a bedliner in it?” (03:04)
• Marijuana Convention:
  • JD (reading Top 10 list): “…Number one, dragons are real, dude.” (04:27–04:57)
• On Political Ads:
  • Bobbo as Juan Culo Quebra: “…tell libros like Buster Dicks to get a life instead of ending them.” (11:37)
• O.J. Simpson Call-in:
  • Caller to O.J.: “Do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season or slice two necks in one night?” (54:21)
• Race and the Car Business:
  • John Clay Wolfe: “The auctions look like the customs clearance at the international airport.” (79:18)
• Dealer Review Flap:
  • JD (reading listener review): “Basically, John Clay Wolf is a white guy… goes on a nationally syndicated radio show… and repeatedly makes racially insensitive remarks.” (76:55)

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Segment Timestamps

• Opening and Black Sabbath Discussion: 01:32–02:32
• Car Appraisal Calls: Spread throughout; notable: 02:32, 03:26, 07:42, 14:00, 60:34
• Marijuana Convention Top 10: 03:28–04:57
• Political Satire (“Juan Culo Quebra”): 10:54–16:14
• GOP Primary / Delegate Explanations: 16:56–22:29
• Political Stereotyping by Car Brand: 31:21–38:09
• Riding with Roy Story: 37:00–41:03
• O.J. Simpson Interview Story/Clips: 49:41–56:12
• Wallace Edwards’ Runaways History: 43:28–46:31
• BMW Airbag Recall & Used Car Market: 58:28–68:54
• Listener Critique/Online Review: 76:20–80:44
• Show Close & Final Appraisals: 87:11–end

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Tone & Style

• The show is irreverent, rapid-fire, Texas-centric, and prone to riffs and tangents.
• Satire and mockery of politics and pop culture is constant, with recurring self-awareness and pushing the line of appropriateness.

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For First-Time Listeners

• The John Clay Wolfe Show is as much about entertainment as car talk. It's loud, funny, sometimes edgy, and involves frequent banter about music, politics, and the sometimes absurd world of car sales.
• You'll hear listeners call in for on-air appraisals, regular breakdowns of market trends, and running jokes about rock bands, politics, and the characters that make up the show's core.

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Conclusion

This episode delivers:

• Frenetic energy and non-stop laughs.
• Deep dives into cars and car culture.
• Satirical pokes at politics & pop culture.
• Wild real-life stories.
• What you hear on The John Clay Wolfe Show is raw, unscripted radio that mixes business with barroom banter—and this installment is no exception.

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Key Quotes & Memorable Exchanges

• Roy (on flying with John): “If you want me to go to Lafayette, give me a seven mile ahead start on you.” (39:27)
• Caller to O.J.: “Do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season or slice two necks in one night?” (54:21)
• John Clay Wolfe: “I’m the accidental racist. I poke fun at stereotypes.” (78:15)
• Bobbo: “You got a pile of money here just burning. I need to get this money out.” (08:19)
• JD (on The Runaways): “They dressed like off-duty strippers, used exorbitant amounts of marijuana and cocaine openly…” (43:29)
• Bobbo: “He’s gonna make it rain. Call in. We’ll make it rain.” (64:19)

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For Those Who Haven’t Listened:

If you want a one-stop blend of raucous car chat, political irreverence, and classic rock storytime, this episode is a ride worth taking.

Transcript

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[JD]

Sam.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Just like witches at black masses, witches.

[JD]

Evil minds at plot destruction.

[John Clay Wolf]

This should be Trump's campaign song.

[Turley]

Or pigs. Well, a vote for Trump is war. So. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You guys hear Black Sabbath is touring one more time?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought they did it one more time.

[Bobbo]

No, no, this is called the End tour and they're doing it with Ozzy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And I'm not sure about Houston. They're playing Dallas sometime in September.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Want to see that?

[Turley]

Now, is this gonna be the last chance?

[Bobbo]

They're giving away a CD of songs that they've never recorded for any other album before at the concert. And it's the last time. I mean, this is the last time they said, this is it.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And the drummer's not even coming because he and Ozzy don't get along. So they had to get a replacement drummer to play with the band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it John Bonham, Son? He plays with everybody.

[JD]

Yeah, I was gonna say, how hard is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio.

[Bobbo]

Black Sabbath, the End tour coming one more time in 2016.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Mike. Good morning. 04 Ram is a quad cab.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it six grand?

[Caller]

Is it what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Six grand.

[Caller]

Man. I was hoping for like eight is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have factory 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a Hemi?

[Caller]

Yes, it does. Average rough or clean, man, I'd say it's pretty clean. Minus the bed. There's a bunch of scratches in the bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

In it or on it? Inside it. So a bedliner. Can I give you 7,800? And that leaves me 200 to put.

[Caller]

A bedliner in it, I take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do that. 7800. Book of Dano. It needs a clean car fixer, but I mean, when on that one it really doesn't go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say, john bought my truck for 7800. Here it is. 800, 800 radio. 800 800. 7234 JD actually, it's Casey.

[JD]

Hey, John, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Casey. Casey. Yes.

[JD]

Hey, how you doing? It's time for our top 10. The top 10 things this week are the top 10 things we discovered at the marijuana convention in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth, Texas. They had a marijuana convention.

[JD]

Little bit of dope there. So here are the top 10 things we discovered this week at the marijuana convention. What's the dope case in Fort Worth? Number 10. Dude, it should start at noon. Number 9, needs more concession stands. Number 8, door prices should be Funyuns. Number 7. Seems like it lasted a week. The top 10 things we discovered at the marijuana convention in Fort Worth. Number 6. It's true. The Beatles white album is the best record ever made. Number five. Marijuana is illegal except in the convention center parking lot. Here's the top 10 things we've discovered this week at the Fort Worth convention center marijuana convention.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number four.

[JD]

Four. Marijuana is not addictive. Cheetos, they're addictive. Number three, Snoop Dogg has a summer home in Arlington Heights. Who knew? We're down to the number two thing we learned this week at the marijuana convention. And you can get a contact high from just following Willie Nelson's bus. And number one, dragons are real, dude. There's the top 10 things we discovered at the marijuana convention this week in Fort Worth. Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the dope.

[Turley]

Did you go, Bobbo?

[Bobbo]

No, I don't.

[Turley]

If I wasn't so busy, I would want to. I would go around those scenes. Is pretty interesting.

[JD]

Yeah, just watch the nuts.

[Turley]

It's actually. You'd be surprised there.

[JD]

Who's there?

[Turley]

There's a lot of older people.

[JD]

Oh, really?

[Turley]

Yes.

[JD]

What do they want for glaucoma?

[Turley]

Yes, that.

[JD]

Really?

[Turley]

Or they may have somebody with sick and you know, has some type of disease.

[JD]

All the good things marijuana does for you.

[Bobbo]

Or they understand their fourth amendment rights.

[Turley]

And then you'll see some Republicans, which you'd be surprised. And it just happened that Trump was at the same convention center, too. Very od coincidence there.

[JD]

Park the car once and then of.

[Turley]

Course you see your traditional stoners. Yeah, they think they can go and buy some weed there, but there's nothing for sale.

[JD]

No, it doesn't work that way.

[Bobbo]

You got to know how to approach a cat, man.

[Turley]

Oh, is that what.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you ease up on him, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, have you seen Mary Jane?

[JD]

Yeah, that's real subtle.

[Bobbo]

You put in code.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's another code?

[Bobbo]

Say, man, can I borrow that CD again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one? Green Day.

[Bobbo]

The one with 25 songs on it. Although if you got one with 35, that's okay, but I'll have to come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back because I'm a little short. Those CDs are a little more expensive than what I'm packing. I don't.

[Bobbo]

I don't have time for 35 songs right now, man. I'll have to talk to my old lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

One thing I learned at that convention, there's never a big lighter when you need one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark's got a 08 GT staying with 70. What color? Red leather. Cloth stick.

[Caller]

Matic cloth stick boy. 19 inch aftermarket wheels on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

It's got a couple of rock chips on the hood. Nothing major.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine grand.

[Turley]

Nine?

[Caller]

I couldn't go that low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, get leather and get a premium and get an automatic and. And dress it up a little bit and then we'd go more. But that's the money on. That's a base GT and that's cool. Does it. Does it have 70 yet or is it in the 60s still?

[Caller]

It's still in this. It's right below. Say it's like 6569. 500 or something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will you take for it?

[Caller]

I would need payoff on it, which is 14, so that won't work.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. 800. That's my name. Is that what he. He didn't like it?

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. What did he say?

[JD]

I don't think you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my name. Oh, wow. That's what he'll take for it. 800-872-34. 800, 800 radio. Chris F. 150 with 72. Is it a crew cab or extended.

[Caller]

That's super crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lariat, king Ranch, Harley XLT, SXT. Which one?

[Caller]

The XLT. Texas Edition.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 72. If it's got a clean carfax, I'm assuming it's real nice. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's the gold tan color.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 grand.

[Caller]

10 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Okay. A little low, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me check. Hang on. Now you got me wondering. See, everybody's. Everybody's busting my chops today. Yeah.

[Turley]

I need money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's. Everybody's busting myself.

[JD]

The market was up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every. It is, you know, I mean, why are they all busting my balls? Why you busting my balls?

[JD]

Why are you doing that?

[Turley]

Well, John, you got this pile of money here just burning. I need to get this money out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a. Is it a. Is it a 46 or a 5? 4. It's a 4 6, isn't it? It's a 5 4. Okay, maybe, maybe I can find a little more Money on a 5 4. Let me look at something. But look at a market report. You're making me look saying that my, my gut instinct is incorrect. Hang on. Maybe you're right. If you're right, you're right. 70 on the clock. What do you take for it?

[Caller]

Well, I was hoping about 15 or 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 10 would not be a little low. 10 would be real low. 70,000 miles. I was too low. By the way, you were right. I'm a 12 grand guy. 1212 5. Yep.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll buy it there. If you want to sell it there, go to givemetheven.com, push the VIN in the picks and we'll lock it up. 800. I did miss it. He's right.

[JD]

Okay, a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now this car I'm not gonna miss. David, an 04 half ton ram with 190 on it's worth 2500.

[Caller]

All right, well, you take 2505.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will I give 2505?

[JD]

What?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Turley]

That's a tough one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me the. Send me the pictures. Let me look at it. Go to givemethe vin.com. vin number and picks. 800.

[Roy]

Hook me up. Yeah, I did.

[JD]

Right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll go with 20.

[JD]

I'll give you five bucks to take.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley knows this one zero nine equinox with 150. Al. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth. New body style. 3,500.

[Caller]

Wow. That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's got 150,000 miles at seven years old, man, it's an equinox. It wasn't. It wasn't cool when you started. It wasn't cool. It wasn't cool when it was new. Now it's got 112 on it. I mean, this rig's going straight to Mexico. It's going to be a cab. Yeah. In Madam Morris. The next time you see this car will be three years from now. You'll be drunk, getting, getting a ride.

[JD]

It'll be painting greeny, but buying dope.

[John Clay Wolf]

From it from, from one Mexican bar to the other. And you'll wave a cab down and you'll be all wasted and be in the back seat like, man, I know this car. I remember this one. There you go.

[JD]

Take me to Carlos and Charlie's.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7234.

[Bobbo]

Remember we went to Madam Morris, man. Shared a cab with Kilo Kabra, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we were talking about those ads a minute ago.

[Bobbo]

Dude's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kilo Cabra the, the. In this political world we're in right now, that Donald Trump has made it mainstage.

[Bobbo]

He comes off as Christian, but you know he's Pentecostal, right?

[JD]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you saying? You had more on.

[Turley]

I found a couple more ads.

[JD]

More radio ads? More political small market radio. That's impossible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you play them for me? Sure can.

[Bobbo]

Hello to you, Texas. I am Juan Culo Quebra and I have great news for women voters. Because wherever I see them, at every church service, square dance and quilting party and quinceanera, the proud Christian women tell me how important it is to them to preserve life and to protect the unborn from nasty pro choice liberals like Buster Dicks. Because precious little babies are a natural resource too. And even if you have to travel to San Antonio for a mammogram or other special woman doctor issue, you can make it a special occasion for you and your husband. And Justine of all the babies will save by closing down all the evil baby hating plant parenthood clinics. And tell libros like Buster Dicks to get a life instead of ending them.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, let me guess, there's also a Buster Dicks.

[JD]

I bet not.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Point, point, point Counterpoint.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it just came out this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that's a good line. Tell your opponent that's pro choice to get a life instead of ending them. Has anybody ever used that yet?

[JD]

I don't think so.

[Turley]

I'm sure that's been used.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, I've never.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, the production houses up there are making a fortune, I guess this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're using the same background music on everything.

[Turley]

I bet you this one's the same too, huh?

[Bobbo]

They only got one cd. It's called Killer Tracks. Right, the idea of the old Killer Tracks library.

[Turley]

Let's see if this is the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep.

[Bobbo]

Hey, this Buster Diggs. I want to talk to you about our environment. Okay? It speaks to more than just oil and gas, clean air and water. Because I think one of our most precious natural resources as our fine ladies. That's right. And hardline so called conservatives like old Senor Culaquibra Mountain Lubbock, think they can tell a woman what to do with their own bodies. Well, hey, Spanky, think about this here. Any fellow worth his salt knows you gonna let that little lady decide what to do. Cause you get too bossy. And guess what? She ain't gonna do nothing but lay around and mow. Or worse yet, take her pretty self down the block to A fella that respects her body and her mind. And she'd be right. And I happen to be that kind of fella, boys. That's why I'm proud to ask for your vote for state senate. I'm telling you, ladies, it's just gonna feel right. Yes, it will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure sounds a lot like Matthew McConaughey, dazed and confused.

[Turley]

Sounds like he's just running to get some tail.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all he's doing. Okay. David? David, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you gonna vote for? Buster Dicks or Juan Kilo Kiabre?

[Caller]

I don't know. They're both sounding like they got good points.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a David. 2012 Silverado 4x4 with 72 is at leather cloth.

[Caller]

That's all leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

All weather leather. Is it a LT or an ltz?

[Caller]

It's a lt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[Caller]

No, sir. Just the factory Bluetooth with the regular radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he could do a Buster Dicks commercial better than you, Bob.

[Bobbo]

I love the factory Bluetooth. It making me feel like I'm really rich.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's black. And it does have a small lift on it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, this is not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I like lifts. One kilo calvary. What does one kilo calibre mean in Spanish? That sounds familiar.

[JD]

I have no idea, but I bet Bobble.

[Bobbo]

Is it okay to break the fourth wall on these?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. If anybody out there knows what. What's the guy's name?

[Bobbo]

Culo Chiabra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. If somebody knows what that is, translate, call it, let us know. 800. 800 radio.

[Turley]

Sounds like a regular name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Juan. Average. Rougher, clean.

[Caller]

It's pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty clean. She says it's got 72, 000 miles on it. You know what it's worth? Going once, going twice. Going three times. We're fixing to close the bidding. It's $20,000 there, David.

[Caller]

20,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

20,000.

[Bobbo]

You don't sound excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Caller]

I owe a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot more. Yeah? Yeah. Are you prepared to write a check to get out of this car?

[Caller]

Not that big of a check.

[John Clay Wolf]

How big of a check are you willing to write?

[Caller]

Well, I mean, I would if I was selling. I'd have to get about 25 for it at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I can't make that work unless this thing is crazy pretty. And I can't tell that on the radio with the lift. I mean, I don't if it's. If it's got flares and lift and this and the Wheels, the tires just make you go, ah, then yes, I'll get a lot closer to 25. But I won't know until I see pictures. And if you want to send them, go to givemetheven.com, load them up in. Remind in the, in the info section. Remind the what we talked about on the air. Say wolf headed at 20. I want 25. He said, Send me some pictures.

[Caller]

All right, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234.

[JD]

I found out what that name means.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to. I want to listen.

[JD]

Okay. I just, I typed it in a Spanish translation dictionary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, don't tell me.

[JD]

I won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because knowing Bob, it's got some subliminal message in it. Probably funny. He played Black Sabbath records backwards as a child too often and he's just trying to relive the moment.

[JD]

Say the name.

[Bobbo]

You know what happened when I played Black Sabbath at 78 speed, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

I saw a guide, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? What's the guy's name?

[Bobbo]

Culo Chiabre.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Juan Culo Culoqua. Okay.

[Bobbo]

That's a Culo Quebra.

[Salesperson]

Go back to Univision.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD what's in the news, sir?

[JD]

What is in the news? Speaking of Donald Trump, he said Friday, if he's elected president, he will change the nation's libel. Libel laws in order to make it easier to sue news organizations. One of the things I'm gonna do if I win, I'm gonna open up our new. Our libel. This is true. This is from cnn. He said he's going to. I'm gonna open up the libel laws. So when the New York Times writes a hit piece, which is a total disgrace, or when the Washington Post, which for other reasons, writes a hit piece, we can sue them and win money instead of having no chance of winning because it's totally protected.

[Turley]

Sounds like it's changing the Constitution. Yeah, good luck with that.

[Bobbo]

Congress shall impose no law. That's and man, a free press.

[JD]

I'm just telling you what he says he's going to do.

[Bobbo]

That's ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's your man.

[Bobbo]

He's having a. He's having a bad week, my man.

[JD]

I don't have a man in this race. I just know watching the Democrats, when you go, who's who possibly of those two, would you vote?

[Bobbo]

Really don't either. You know, you're not that brainwashed.

[JD]

Okay, so let's go the other way. Who possibly? Well, Rubio. Would you vote Rubio? Does he have a chance of winning over.

[Bobbo]

Over Hillary? I don't know, man. I like. There's something about Rubio I like.

[Turley]

Are you talking about matchups? Just straight matchup.

[JD]

Just straight up matchup.

[Turley]

Yes. Rubio would beat Hillary. Him and Bernie would beat Hillary. Yes.

[JD]

Okay.

[Turley]

I think Trump would beat Hillary, too, but I don't think Trump beats Bernie Sanders, really, Because he can't. There's nothing to dig on him about besides him being a socialist.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he doesn't care.

[Turley]

That's what he is.

[JD]

He doesn't care about starting that live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hillary.

[Turley]

Oh, man. I mean, he's got a bag full of stuff. And they go back and forth.

[John Clay Wolf]

He mentioned that. He said, I haven't even gotten started on Hillary yet. It's just I started a little bit last week, and her and Bill had a bad weekend.

[Turley]

I really believe that he's scared that if Bernie wins, it's not. That's not the matchup he wants, and the Republicans don't want that.

[JD]

Yeah. And Bill. And Bill Clinton recently just. He had a meltdown yesterday. Somebody stood up, brought up Benghazi, and he said, shut up, sit down, let me talk. Like. So Bill starting to wear Clinton's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't.

[Turley]

They don't want to lose another one. A chance of going at the White House here for her.

[JD]

Oh, dear Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what? I haven't been. What's the last. Where are we at in the primaries?

[Turley]

Super Tuesday is coming up for the Republicans, and Trump's probably gonna win most of the states, but I don't think it's gonna end there. Carson will probably drop out.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Turley]

But that's about it. They're gonna go again to the next stage. Why is he even in there?

[JD]

Why is he running? Is he bored?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I guess so if Trump sweeps Super Tuesday, is it over? Does he have enough delegate votes to be done?

[Turley]

Well, if he sweeps to Super Tuesday, that's bad for Cruz.

[JD]

They're saying he's not gonna take Texas.

[Turley]

No, he won't take.

[Bobbo]

Cruz will have 1. 1. But Rubio will have won none of.

[Turley]

But he's got the caucuses. But he's got the 15th to try to get Florida straight. That's what he's trying to get to. Is the 15th okay to get Florida? Because they want what. What's gonna happen most likely is if Cruz gets Texas. Yeah, Rubio gets Florida. What's his face, Kasich. Whatever gets Ohio. Yeah, they're gonna go to the convention, and then you're gonna have a delegate off and it's. It'll get kind of nasty.

[Bobbo]

A broker convention.

[Turley]

Yeah. It'll be pretty nasty.

[Bobbo]

It'll be like the old days.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't mean to bore everybody, but in a nutshell, how does the convention work? I mean, by the time they show up at the convention, why are the deluge. Votes not already counted and it's already a lock?

[Bobbo]

Well, it's in black and white, and people have these triangular signs with their states printed on it vertically. And they say, Mr. Nebraska, do you report?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And they say, yeah, I did.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And they come up and say, we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say Mr. Trump, but don't they just take the vote count that they had.

[Bobbo]

In their state and the whole thing's brought to you by Camel cigarettes? Because I'd walk a mile for a Camel.

[John Clay Wolf]

But wait, you bring up the point. Nebraska, I don't know, selection. I mean, isn't that already predetermined by the votes in that state?

[Bobbo]

We haven't seen it done that way in years. I mean, they come up, they know who the nominee is. You know, two years before the prime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guess what I'm asking is, does Mr. Spokesman for Nebraska, does that committee have any pull over the actual vote?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. They tangled amongst themselves. They quarrel amongst themselves until they come to a consensus. Sometimes it takes a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a lot like the College Football Playoff system.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Sometimes Nebraska will wait to see what Arkansas does.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And Arkansas has to fight it out with New Mexico, who's keeping an eye on Nevada.

[Turley]

That's why you want somebody determined before you get to the convention, because everybody will just fall in line. It just happens. It makes it easier. Everybody just goes, okay, all right, he's our representative. We'll vote for him. That's fine.

[Bobbo]

And that's why on the Republican side last time around, Santorum's doing so well. You have. Who else did really well on the Republican side?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and they.

[Bobbo]

And then they come up and they give you Romney anyway, You know, the time before that. Override all these guys, and they come up, they give you John McCain anyway, who would have won, except that he put Sarah Palin on the ticket, and that didn't work for a lot of Americans.

[JD]

He would have won against Obama. Really.

[Bobbo]

But he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

He lost.

[Turley]

No, no, it's not about. It's not popular vote. It's the delegates.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but the delegates are chosen at the polls, right? The delegate vote.

[Turley]

There's a percentage. I mean, Trump may win the state, but he only gets so many delegates because whoever finished second gets delegates, too.

[JD]

Where's my head exploding?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right. We've lost 48% of our listeners at this point. Including me.

[JD]

Including me.

[Bobbo]

But a lot of the delegates are hot, hot female people.

[Turley]

Yes, Way to. Pretty much. That's good because there are a lot of.

[Bobbo]

You wouldn't believe how many double D delegates there are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is hotter than Trump's daughter and Trump's wife?

[Turley]

I mean, not in the political game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Nobody.

[Bobbo]

Hard to say. That Ivana sure made fine looking babies.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what about Millennia or whatever her name is? Malika.

[Bobbo]

Malika.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear her talk this week?

[JD]

It's so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, her as the first lady is going to be so fun.

[Turley]

Yeah, she's actually pretty smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who cares?

[Turley]

But I mean, no one's favorite.

[JD]

It doesn't come off that way because it's broken English.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donald is so good, is so powerful.

[Turley]

Actually, here's a drop of her.

[JD]

Not really. I don't believe that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like my in laws.

[JD]

I don't believe that's really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you were asking earlier what my wife.

[JD]

The real drops is just as funny though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of football and my wife, Babo has this idea that my wife speaks like the. Internally like the Swedish Chef.

[JD]

The Swedish Chef, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not how it goes, man.

[JD]

I tell you, when she writes on Facebook, it looks like somebody sat on the keyboard.

[Turley]

It looks like this.

[Caller]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not like I actually have a recording of her because she'll never call it real. Yeah, it's very real. You'll hear her talk in normal English. She's talking about football to her mother and explaining what's going on about the super bowl or something.

[JD]

Okay, let me hear.

[Caller]

Is that last week and they've won?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when they lost like in overtime. I think it was last Sunday. Yeah, We've lost a one point in the Seahawks.

[Turley]

We haven't lost real big.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of times it's just.

[Caller]

It's been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Wow. When I come home and my kids start talking to me like that, it sounds like aliens. I'm confused.

[JD]

Yeah, I can see that.

[Turley]

I'm telling you.

[JD]

Oh, man. That gets older, they're all going to know a different language. So when they want to talk around you, they can just go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up. Kids, what you do here is a lot of, especially with her dad, a lot of F bombs. You can make those out. Oh yeah, big F bombs. They have F bombs on the radio and television. Really? Yeah, absolutely. F is fine. Freaking broadcast radio. Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

Speaking of F bombs.

[John Clay Wolf]

F bombs are not dead. But rock and roll is, says Lenny Kravitz.

[Turley]

What I'VE got riding with Uncle Roy. There's a lot of F bombs I had to edit out of it, but it's good. Nice little story had.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear as soon as we get back. Steve, hang tight. I'm going to get you off here. We'll be right back, listeners. Texas, Louisiana. 10:26am, right here on the JC Dub Show.

[Roy]

Give it up one more time.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Turley]

Now.

[Announcer]

John Clay, WOL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, this is Jack White, right? Yes.

[Turley]

No, it's not. Every time you do that, say yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't it his song?

[Turley]

His song? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he not sing it originally?

[Turley]

Yes. This is Soundgarden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

A really audio slave.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want someone to call in and tell me, is there four bands or five bands that Chris Cornell was in? Oh, man, I only think of.

[Turley]

I can don't name three in a solo act.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think there's four. And he's been doing something with Zach Brown. He's got a hit with Zach Brown. Ben. Right now.

[Turley]

Yeah. That's just a Collabo.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

[Turley]

Like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7234. If you call in and name the four bands that Chris Cornell was the lead singer in, I'll give you something. I don't know what. We'll, we'll have a good. We'll get. We'll have. We have giveaways all the time. We don't have anything this week.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when we get one, we'll like send it to you before even there. Because we're that kind of guy. We do what we say we're gonna do. That's one thing. That's.

[Bobbo]

You got the bottom half of a wooden leg you can give away.

[JD]

Yeah, we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't talk about that on the air. I got a lawsuit on me on that one. Really? Yeah. I got a cease and desist over that one.

[Bobbo]

I don't have any loss.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they hit the radio station.

[Bobbo]

Turley gots a wooden leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

That wooden leg has a great significance in my life.

[JD]

Well, it sure does.

[Bobbo]

Does it really?

[JD]

It's a great story and you can't talk about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, really. What if I could change the characters?

[JD]

No.

[Bobbo]

Just to set this up so that this isn't too. Inside Program director Donnie yeah, I've already gotten clipped for.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the. For the Eagle this morning.

[Bobbo]

Did you realize?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

For what?

[Turley]

Oh, you didn't hear about that. Oh, yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rocking your balls off?

[Bobbo]

You can't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. W.

[Bobbo]

Did he call you?

[John Clay Wolf]

He did turn a break. Hey, man, I mean, you doing better than I do.

[Bobbo]

Hey, John, this is Donnie. Yeah, the rocking your balls thing, we don't really want to do that. Okay. Our test guys are out in the market. The thing is, Dallas Fort Worth, about you wouldn't believe, two thirds of your audience at that time of day are housewives. They're still waiting up for their rock and roll doper husbands to come home. And they're sitting up listening. They're only listening because they like your voice. And when you say rock your balls off, well, that doesn't really appeal to somebody who's a female, does it, John? You know why? They don't have any balls.

[JD]

Oh, I get it.

[Bobbo]

Okay. It's not 97.1. It's 97.1 every time.

[Turley]

That's the culture.

[Bobbo]

It's not the rock that rocks. The rock of Dallas Fort Worth. Try and get it right. I want. I want this thing to succeed, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, y' all have fun. This is great. Besides that, everything's great. Y' all sound great. Everything's great.

[JD]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rock on. Rock your balls off.

[Turley]

Don't you get calls from, like, sales, too, that are. They pump you up so he tears you down, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes. And then the programming tears me down, and sales calls and builds me up because I run a lot of commercials. I buy commercials for givemetheven.com because we own that company.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so sales, the other day, my sales guy, when we hung up, he's like. He, like, had a Freudian slip.

[JD]

Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Well, sounds good. We're going to get those flights. Love you. It was so awkward. It's like, love you.

[Bobbo]

Hey, John, it's Gary. Yeah, hey, how do you think about Kaden's chicken fingers?

[JD]

Well, they went on the show.

[Bobbo]

We told them maybe they could sell some barbecued ones or Cajun blackened. They're gonna work on that. What about a sponsorship? Okay, well, think about it.

[JD]

Love ya.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Oh, yes. I call him for the translation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. We got a translation from the translation from the political candidate.

[Caller]

Yes. Also to let the listener know about free entry in their vote in what we call free kilo of blow for Diablo.

[Bobbo]

Free kilo blow for Kiabu.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the translation?

[Caller]

And translation for a name is mean. Very good. Very, very good. It's the Chupacabra. That means Bad. It's like the dog with no hair on his butt.

[Bobbo]

No, it's not. It's not a chupacabra. It's culo, quebra.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that we still don't have the proper translation. Only you know the inside joke there, Bob.

[Bobbo]

I mean, anybody that speaks proper Spanish knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna bet in our listening audience there's someone that's. Say the name again of the candidate.

[Bobbo]

Culoquie.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's his whole name.

[Bobbo]

Q, U, I. Well, it's two words. Kulo. And a lot of people know what.

[JD]

That would spell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, don't spell it. It's boring. Culo. Caber. What's that mean in Spanish?

[Bobbo]

The second word is quebra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not chupacabra.

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We're working on it.

[Bobbo]

Like a dog with a beak.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's like a dog with no hair on his butt is what he said.

[Bobbo]

With no hair on his butt.

[Turley]

But I do like a kilo for kilo.

[Bobbo]

And he bite you with his beak.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the good news is we have an hour and a half of show left, and somebody will figure it out between now and then.

[Bobbo]

And he always travel with a group of birds, the little black birds. And they sing to him. Kaka ka. God, come back, Chupacabra. We love you, Kaka ka.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD what else do you have in the news, sir?

[JD]

Nothing. I don't want to follow that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[JD]

So some research came out this week. You pull up to a stoplight, one guy pulls up to you on your left, he's in a Prius. Another guy pulls up on the right, he's in a pickup truck. You're gonna assume the guy in the Prius is, what, politically gay?

[Bobbo]

Nope, he's liberal.

[JD]

Liberal.

[Bobbo]

He's an environmentalist.

[JD]

Someone I assume is, of course, a Republican. Actually, they did some research, and some of the red, they came up with the top. Really? We gotten to this point, it's almost like watching the Super Bowl. And they come down to the coin flip being sponsored by. So we're getting down to. Here's the blue cars and the red cars.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[JD]

You ready? Let's see.

[Turley]

Oh. So whoever drives this car is either Democrat.

[JD]

Right? Exactly. So, I mean, you want to guess? Get a guess. A Democratic car. And I'll tell you if it's in the top 10 democratic car. Somebody who likes Democrats, are liberal, anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Volkswagen, anything made by.

[JD]

Actually, you know what? There's not a Volkswagen in the top 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? It's not a good Subaru. I mean, Yankee cars. Subarus.

[JD]

I'm really? I'm a little surprised. I'm not surprised at number one, but I'm surprised at some of the other ones. These are the blue cars. Toyota Yaris, number 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Honda fifth. Number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Toyota Matrix, number eight. What are those?

[John Clay Wolf]

Suck.

[JD]

What's the side? What is the SOB3 SEP. Oh, wow. Mini Cooper number six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually slam that into a wall and call the crusher accurate.

[JD]

TSX number five. BMW 325i is number four. BMW 328 is number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a. That there's an airbag recall on all those cars. Cuz I guess the Germans want them to die. Cuz I swear to you, dude, all three series BMW. There was announcement this week. The entire three. Like from 02 to now.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sale list at BMW stores. They can't sell them. Turley, you work at BMW store.

[JD]

What's that going to do for BMW?

[Turley]

I mean, that's a big chunk of their inventory. They can't sell them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't sell new or used. Used.

[Turley]

Now if you have a lease though, guess what? Limited miles. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna leave you in it.

[Turley]

Yes. Unlimited miles until they can get the fix.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which just please don't wreck it and blow the airbag because it won't work.

[Turley]

About a year from now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put your seat belt on. How about that?

[JD]

Number two is the Audi A4. Number one is the Toyota Prius. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'Ve sold four of those things.

[JD]

Now there's one car on this.

[Bobbo]

So the customers know about this airbag problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

This just came out. I mean it came out like 48 hours ago.

[Bobbo]

How they sell these are like. You will walk through the car, you will drive it, you will not crash the car. You will tell me, where is the Rabbit?

[JD]

Stop it.

[Turley]

Right.

[JD]

And the red cars. There's one on this list.

[Bobbo]

Oh, those Germans can sell cars, man.

[JD]

Number 10, the Chevy Tahoe. Number 9, the Dakota. Dodge Dakota. Number 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are Republican cars.

[JD]

Yes. Kias, Kia Sorento.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a Republican starter pack.

[JD]

Okay. Chevy Suburban. Number six, Toyota Tundra. The rest all makes sense. Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want F150?

[JD]

It's on. Then that's number three. Number two is the GMC Sierra 1500. Number one, Dodge Ram.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number one through ten. Anything that gets less than 60 miles a gallon.

[Turley]

Yeah, if Hummers are still around. Well, actually you could still get a Hummer. There's not enough of them.

[Bobbo]

Oh, because it don't matter. There ain't no global warming because it snowed.

[JD]

You guys remember the F150. I had that was all jacked up. It's a big, tall thing. I mean, just. It looked like I was driving in the freeway one day, and there was a car next to me, four guys in it. I won't say what ethnicity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black fellas?

[JD]

I didn't say that sounds like it. They pull up beside me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then your truck was black.

[JD]

They pull past me, and then they pull back. And they pull back and they go behind me. Then they pull up. They're messing with me. Here's a guy. I'm in a big Ford. What are the odds that I'm carrying a gun? 105%.

[John Clay Wolf]

108.

[JD]

Yeah. Finally, I just looked over them and looked over. I rolled my window down, looked over and went, what? And they just sped off. They're like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you show them your piece?

[JD]

No, I didn't show them. No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you weren't at her anymore.

[Turley]

What.

[Bobbo]

What part of town was this?

[JD]

That was in Dallas. That was off of Stemmons. The old radio station right there. John Carpenter Freeway. I was getting on the freeway, and they pulled up, and they looked at me like. And they looked you. You can see how you corner your eye. They're looking at you.

[Bobbo]

He's a young guy. Because nowadays that pull forward, pull backwards thing, that's like a salute, like a crew salute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Travis, are you a Democrat or Republican?

[Caller]

Republican.

[John Clay Wolf]

Republican. He's driving a 12 Honda Civic. Really? 85. Does it have leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an ex or an LX? Sunroof, yes or no?

[JD]

Ex.

[Caller]

No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sunroof. LX then. Average, rough or clean?

[Turley]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight grand.

[Caller]

Eight. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 85 clicks on it. I mean, the miles are high.

[Caller]

Yeah. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. I'll buy it. We want to buy it. We want to buy it. I might go a little more. Go to givemetheven.com. go to givemetheven dot com, push the VIN number, the pictures, and say, john, hit it at eight grand on the air. But I'll take X and if you. And we'll try to get to your number before you make it work.

[JD]

They don't want to call you on the radio. Some people don't want to be on the radio. They can just go directly to. Give me the VIN I love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN now, because I can see the damn cars, right? And. And pictures. I mean, I've been dating women from pictures for years. I'm kidding.

[Bobbo]

But casually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pictures make it mean. Imagine Tinder without pictures, right?

[Bobbo]

And if Any of the women in the pictures knew about it, they'd probably have a problem with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speaking of going up and down the highway. Yes, Turley. You were telling me about Uncle Roy and Danny and the crew.

[Turley]

Yeah, we need to come up with.

[John Clay Wolf]

A name for those guys.

[Turley]

It's Roy and the Boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy and the Boys. Okay. You know there's a lot of good rap groups. That's a lot that came out of Houston. So there's the ghetto boys. So this is Roy and the boys. Okay, so tell me about them.

[Turley]

So Brady, new guy with Roy and the boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, let me reset this. Roy is a 60 year old fella that I've known all my life. And he runs all the drivers. So we have to. We buy these cars from you guys and we go to your house and pick them up and we move them all around to different body shops if we need this. Detail shops, mechanic. So there's tons of transportation going on every day. And Roy is in charge of all the transport guys. Now Roy gathered them up. When we need more people, he brings us more transport guys. And they all live in his hood. So we have a collaboration of the same kind of guys.

[Turley]

So one of the guys, Brady, happened to be rolling on a story that Roy was telling everybody in the roller tape. He's rolling tape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good.

[Turley]

You might enjoy this. This is about Roy flying with you. You remember this time?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Let'. Did Roy tell you the story about him when he flew with John?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jump out that bitch Give me a.

[Caller]

Price.

[Roy]

Be what I think we ought to do. Oh, you know, I wasn't. I wasn't really afraid, you know. Cuz I saw him over there. You know, he just bobbing in the head like this and you know, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had that radio going.

[Roy]

I mean, I thought maybe, you know, I thought he knew what the going on. You know, I thought he was up on his game and then all of a sudden he gonna look over at me.

[Caller]

I mean, what do you think we all do?

[Roy]

I said, huh? What do you think we all do? For my heart, I like had a heart attack right there. I ain't lying. I said this mother, this is f up as I am. I said, you know, I think. I think what we need to do, we need to get out this. Try to land this somewhere. Well, I have to go back to Shreveport. Well, I said, why don't we just do that then? Hell, why you go back? You know, we so close to laughing John. I don't give a goddamn laugh at right there. We can't get our mother stomach. He was stone it. He had that crop duster doing everything. He don't like me because I call the crop dust.

[Turley]

That's what he says.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's you call the crop duster?

[Roy]

I ain't doing no more. I told him, I'll go anywhere you want. I'll meet him there. If you want me to go to Lafayette, give me a seven mile ahead, start on you. I'll go la.

[Turley]

I ain't.

[Roy]

And you know, I. He was already down there. He drove. He did did something. He drove down something. Anyhow, he had a pilot to fly me down there in his plane. It ain't the goddamn plane, it's the pilot. I said, that guy said, oh, hell, you getting ready to put this bitch down. I said, already? He said, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, why the hell is that.

[Roy]

Young four or five hours get down this mother. And he wasn't doing all that bobbing and whinging. Jonah. Oh, goddamn, I cut you short. When he get ready to land. Oh, goddamn, I turn too short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Roy]

I said, lord, if I get on the ground and find something to drive. But when he went to Shreveport, he went around the Cadillac stove. That mother bought a Cadillac. I said, oh, my goodness. I told. I told Dave to give me the keys. He would take me for what. I said, I ain't get back in that blank. I ain't get back in the. Let's go eat. We went ate. Me and him and David went at night. Said, well, I guess it's about time us to go. Dave, you going to take me by the airport? David said, yeah. I said, okay, I'll see you.

[JD]

You.

[Roy]

Hell, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm on the ground now.

[Roy]

I'll take my chances down here.

[Turley]

That's riding with Roy right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is the new best segment of this broadcast show.

[JD]

Oh, serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs to work on his audio a little bit and get a little closer to Roy, but yeah, that's good. And drive something. Doesn't have so much road noise.

[Bobbo]

No, I like the raw authenticity of it, man. There's no faking that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Roy doesn't want to fly with me is what he's saying.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm on the ground. Give me keys.

[JD]

You got a Cadillac, you and the kids?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Roy, just for quick math, the reason it took the guy shorter to get to Lafayette than it took me is because we flew to Shreveport and then Monroe and then Lafayette. It wasn't a straight shot, but it's all good, man.

[JD]

You're a very good pilot. I'm flown with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I try. I try. We'll be back. Uno momento. Hang on. Real quick, real quick, real quick. Brian, what's the translation for the political thing?

[Caller]

Brian, we're here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what's the translation for the political name?

[Caller]

Kulo is ass and Kieva is broken or to break.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's.

[Caller]

I guess, put it together. It's broken ass.

[Bobbo]

Broke ass. That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Turley]

Very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the police buster Dicks and broke ass.

[Bobbo]

Hello, my name is Juan Kuro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take us out, Juan.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more Jean. Clay Wolf out of this little break for commercial. God bless.

[JD]

1, 2, 3.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD]

Got to know how to hold it like on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[JD]

Good morning, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

10:54Am Beautiful Texas, Louisiana Day.

[Bobbo]

Give me some of that sweet soul music, Mr. Taylor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Soul music. You know what I want to do since Paul's here. Is it Paul who's here? Is it Wallace?

[Turley]

That's Wallace back there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace.

[Turley]

Wallace and Paul are talking to each other right now. You got to break them up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards. We want to do a quick his bit on this week in. What's it called?

[JD]

This week in rock and roll history.

[Bobbo]

With a scotch soda.

[Turley]

No, Paul get away. Not you, not time yet.

[JD]

Paul's hanging out with Casey Kim over there in the corner.

[Turley]

It's a weird group, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a bad mix back in the ground there, huh?

[Bobbo]

Telling Paul Harvey that's real. It's absolutely true that it's a long way to the top if you want to be a star in the world of rock music. And for an all girl band in the 1970s, that was certainly an inescapable hazard of the industry. And sometimes it was even longer. Road to the Bottom, which. Which in the case of the Runaways, turned out to be good enough. The Runaways, by all accounts, was always Joan Jett's band. And over the course of one summer in 1975, she personally hand picked a crew of some of the most musically adept rock hard players available. The only trouble was that along with Joan the girls, she picked Mickey Steele, Jackie Fox, Cherry Curry, and especially Lita Ford were what gentlemen in the 70s would have referred to politely as the kind of girls you wouldn't take home to mother or even to Del Taco in the broad daylight. Put more concisely the Runaways were simply a collection of some of the gnarliest, most danger prone females imaginable, even for musicians. They dressed like off duty strippers, used exorbitant amounts of marijuana and cocaine openly and without reserve, sunbathed nude daily from dawn until rehearsal time, amassed an incredible number of arrests and fines for everything from shoplifting to lewd behavior to grand theft auto. And it's no secret that Lita Ford was always considered one of the most profane and sexually deviant females the music industry has ever experienced. After a moderately successful four year run and genuinely good sales from a string of five hit albums and a handful of singles, a few of the Runaways managed to clean up their act and went on to even bigger success after the group's dissolution. Joan Jett was inducted into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame, Cherry Curry has made a small fortune in the world of chainsaw carving. And Mickey Steele went on to a highly successful run with her second band, the Bengals. But it was Lita Ford, the self proclaimed sex addicted pill head and S and M enthusiast, who made the most drastic change in her personal life. Although unlike many lost souls in the 70s who found the straight and narrow road when they found Jesus, Lita found her inspiration when she met former Black Sabbath lead singer Ozzy Osbourne, who literally adopted Ford as the sort of surrogate father figure. These days she's reaping the rewards of the adoration of a totally new legion of preteen fans who've bought up more than 3 million copies of her very first young adult book, a novelized autobiography called Pussy Come Home. And with that, I'm Wallace Edwards. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a cat enthusiast.

[Bobbo]

Apparently she wrote a whole book about it. About.

[JD]

Yeah, he's got some weird stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't know what.

[Turley]

She did not know that. Yeah. That's just amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've never fact checked him.

[Turley]

That's crazy.

[JD]

No need to. Clearly it's all accurate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Sandwich is just 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. He's a easy guys. We're overdoing it on that. That. We're pushing the line too far on that. I'm telling you, you're gonna get me in trouble. I'm gonna get more calls from pig vomit and I don't like calls from pig vomit.

[Bobbo]

She sleeps every night with a great big rubber cat toy.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excuse me. Oh, Lord.

[Turley]

You know we need to do at some point. We don't have enough time right now, because we got to go to break. But since you're watching that O.J. simpson show, I've got some good stories about O.J. and some audio that we dug up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I want to go into that crazy interview that he did. Do you remember the interview that O.J. did on a webcast? It was a time when everybody wanted OJ's interview and he did a damn Internet show.

[JD]

I didn't know that.

[Turley]

Yeah, I kind of had something to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I brought this up to Turley the other day, and he started reminding me we need to get into that. As soon as we get back, we'll also buy your car. Call 800-800-RADIO. 800-800-7234. That's the business portion of this show. GiveMeTheVend.com My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, you feeling this? You feel no soul this week, aren't you?

[Turley]

I sure am.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it.

[Bobbo]

Heart full of soul. Terry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this?

[Turley]

Nathaniel Ratliff and the Night Sweats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never heard it my life.

[Turley]

It's a great tune.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it from the 50s?

[Turley]

No, it's recent. Just, it's. It's actually sweeping the country right now on alternative radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Have you heard the chorus yet? No.

[Turley]

All right, you get to the chorus. It sounds a little bit familiar with something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is race music.

[Bobbo]

Here he comes.

[John Clay Wolf]

This sounds like something that would have been produced on Chess Records.

[Bobbo]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's race music. It's got a big old beard.

[Turley]

White guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Well, speaking of big old black guys.

[JD]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

This OJ deal. I've been watching the show.

[JD]

The show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been watching?

[JD]

I have not.

[Bobbo]

You haven't been watching People vs. O.J. simpson?

[JD]

Where is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's great. It's on FX. Okay, great.

[Turley]

I haven't watched it because I know the endings.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but you don't need to know the ending. I mean, it doesn't matter. You buy into Cubic Cuba Gooding Jr. Immediately after episode one is OJ.

[Bobbo]

It's the details, Charlie. It's not the. The ending. It's all the stuff we. All the minutia stuff we didn't know.

[Turley]

I lived that through there and I was so in freaking just enthralled by it. I know all about some. Most of the details. I mean, it just.

[JD]

What did you find out so far in the show that you didn't know?

[John Clay Wolf]

One thing I Didn't understand the dream team, the lawyers, what was going on. That's what they're really drilling into the meeting rooms of the lawyers and how to defend this guy and how to work around it. And Marsha Clark in the LAPD and their side and how they were maneuvering, trying to defend it in the celebrity status. It's more about the case, the trial and the highs and lows and the manipulation of each other side to make it work. And it's pretty. I mean, hell, I don't know what the ending is yet, you know. He got off.

[JD]

Yeah, he got off.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you remember Johnny Cochran screaming, if it, if it doesn't, quit, if it doesn't. But all this stuff is just awesome. But it made me think about this crazy Internet interview that OJ did where they took callers. So everybody wanted OJ's after the trial. Everybody wanted OJ's interview. Wouldn't give it to anyone. And then he gave it to some gal in Dallas.

[JD]

Well, he wanted it at first. He wanted to do a pay per view and nobody would bite. And then he won it. And then, so I didn't know about.

[John Clay Wolf]

This online, he did this and then they took callers on an Internet stream.

[JD]

Why in the world would he do that instead of NBC?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolute gold, okay? Absolute gold. And Turley. Then I brought this up. Turley. He started reminding me. So I'll let you tell your side of it, Turley.

[Turley]

So, yeah, it was a place that I actually worked at at times called mn1.com n1 and it was basically a stock, a stockbroker show that you go on and you sell penny stocks, you pump up penny stocks. And that's all that was. It was in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf of Wall Street.

[Turley]

Yes, very wolf.

[JD]

And this whole thing, OJ went on this show.

[Turley]

Well, because at the time also I worked for Richard Hunter and we were on 153 and we just happened to run into a guy named Tommy that was OJ's right hand man at a Del Frisco's. And you're gonna remember this now.

[JD]

This is all coming back to me now. I remember the day that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God.

[JD]

Yeah, I was in the parking lot the day that OJ came. I totally remember this now. Oh, it just came to me.

[Turley]

Yes, you worked.

[JD]

That was the same afternoon. Yes, we were, we were during a park. This is real Quick, Quick side Story. We're in a break. So I'm out in the parking lot to get away from the guy I worked with and a limo comes up and Limos come in and out all the time. And I'm talking to this guy, and OJ gets out of a limo, and I go, OJ's walking up behind you. He goes, shut up. That's not even funny. I'm like, okay. O.J. walks right by me, goes, holy crap. I told you. Wow, that's so weird. In Dallas. Yeah.

[Turley]

Yeah. So we met him in a restaurant. This guy Tommy started talking to him, convinced him to. Of course, cash does. Goes a long way, too, to have OJ on the radio show.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And so we got set up a meeting with OJ to just kind of feel each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stream radio show, right?

[Turley]

Yeah, that. That kind of was tied into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did y' all not pitch it as such on the outside?

[Turley]

No, because it was on actual radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

At the time, we were on 105.

[JD]

3.

[Turley]

But we also shared it with this MN1 guy because he's helped pay for the interview.

[JD]

Interview.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

So he's funding the. As a brokerage. So he's helping.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Leonardo DiCaprio is the wolf of Wall Street. Helped get. He paid O.J. to do this.

[Turley]

Yes. So he sat down with this lady named Kate Delaney, who has a sports show nationally on NBC network. And so she sits down, it, has an interview with OJ and decides to take phone calls.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[JD]

Because we were. We were all saying, how did they get oj? And we're. We're the afternoon show on a CBS station. We don't get him. He walks in, he goes into the production room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what they paid him? No. 50.

[Turley]

Not that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

20. No.

[Turley]

10.

[JD]

Less than 10.

[Turley]

15, I think it was.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the. The irony is when they opened up the phone lines.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For O.J. to take calls, to ask questions. Do you have some of the cuts?

[Turley]

We have one. Just. It's just several cuts to put together. It's a nice minute montage of these phone calls.

[John Clay Wolf]

So these are the phone calls of the O.J. simpson interview in Dallas, Texas, after the trial. Guys, let's go to Kevin. I believe in New Jersey. Kevin, what's your question for oj?

[Caller]

Hi. Good show, dude. My kid Chris was wondering, do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season or slice two necks in one night?

[JD]

I'm having a little trouble. Kevin, hearing you, I.

[Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alex is listening to us in Ohio. Hey, Alex.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Alex.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing? Not bad.

[JD]

Can you hear me, Juice?

[Caller]

Yes, I can hear you, buddy. Yeah.

[JD]

Remember when you played for the 49ers? Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD]

Did you kill Bill Walsh?

[Caller]

This is Steve.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you kill Bill Walsh?

[Caller]

How you doing, man? Not too bad, Steve. It was reported back during the famous chase, you know, that went on in 90. Yes, it was reported on CBS3 here in. Near. In Philadelphia that Larry Mentee. That you were squeezing your helmet. That I was what?

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go. But that's the great thing.

[JD]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, I don't mind.

[JD]

I mean, you know, people can say what if they. If they.

[Caller]

If it's negative or what? As long as they're serious about the question.

[Turley]

So I was actually inside the studio when that was going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

I was laughing my ass off, cuz I knew when.

[JD]

Were those all setups or were those real?

[Turley]

There was a guy sitting there screening the calls and he would get on and just kind of put them on, not even really going through them. And I'm like, I was talk. Sitting next to the guy was. Worked with Richard. I was like, this is gonna be disaster. And sure enough, boom. I mean, there was several more that didn't make it. There was just.

[JD]

Was it a bigger deal to break two records or slice two necks?

[Turley]

And the guy, the guy that was. That the guy. That was his right hand man.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Actually is a part of the reason why he's in jail now too, because he was doing all this sports memorabilia. Yeah. This guy named Tommy, he's Italian from New York.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was just livid. What the f is going on?

[JD]

We're gonna take O.J.

[Turley]

Out right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna take him out of the studio.

[Turley]

Do you guys straighten it out? I mean, it was just chaos.

[JD]

Dude, that's.

[Turley]

That was back in 2007.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shook seven. No, he just.

[JD]

He didn't sound like he was the.

[Turley]

He's the consummate salesman. You meet him and you just.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[Turley]

Great guy. Love him. He's just the salt. I mean, everything you think you'd say, oh, you know what? I'd let my daughter marry me. No problem. He could sell anything. But then you just kept thinking when you're talking to him, this guy might have murdered somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Yeah, I think he did it.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Turley]

But I think it was out of. There was a fight, a domestic dispute.

[JD]

That he almost cut her head off. It wasn't like, oh, he's back. Yes. Oh, you don't know this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, but I just forget.

[Bobbo]

This is stuff we're learning on the show that I never knew about. They were, you know, the lady says a real good friend of Nicole's after. After the. The crime Says, you know, they were the. They were the least divorced divorce couple I knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're banging all the time.

[Bobbo]

They got together all the time. And she loved O.J. to be jealous. And he would creep up to the house and watch her through the windows with other guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was weird.

[Bobbo]

And they're driving his car and they're hanging with his wife every night. And she's out, she's coming in late, she's leaving late, she's sleeping all day. I mean, you know, OJ's. And OJ obviously was. Was, whether he did it or not, was overcome with rage and jealousy at the time. He had to be.

[Turley]

Yeah, it's.

[Bobbo]

And she liked to push his buttons. That's what her girlfriend said. I didn't say that, folks.

[JD]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Allegedly.

[JD]

Well, I still remember that day. That's so weird.

[Turley]

And it was funny because we rolled him into the studio that you worked at the time, and you guys had no idea because we had to keep it all hush, hush.

[JD]

Yeah, we didn't know. Literally. We're standing there, the limo door opens up and OJ gets out. I was joking with Dan o'. Malley. The guy was standing. I go, OJ is walking up behind you. He's like, that didn't make sense. Why are you. That's not even funny. I'm like, whatever, funny. He's about to walk right by you.

[Turley]

We brought him in, got him the studio. They did about 30 minutes with him, then we took him out. And that's when we went to the Internet radio show.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Turley]

After that.

[JD]

Oh, that's funny. Funny, funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It was quite.

[Turley]

It's interesting when you're sitting with oj.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Steakhouse. And everybody's looking at steakhouse. Yes, A steakhouse.

[JD]

He doesn't get any knives.

[Turley]

Yes, exactly. That joke came through my head so many times.

[JD]

Spoons only. Spoons only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I want to put something out there on this BMW airbag recall, right? So the dealerships that you go to trade in on these BMWs, they're going to hit you low. Cuz they, especially the. The BMW dealers, the franchise dealers, they cannot sell the cars per their franchise agreements. They're on a stop sell. So if they have 3 series, 5 series, X series that fit the airbag recall, they can't. If you trade it in there, they have to park it. And the parts aren't going to be ready for maybe a year.

[JD]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're still buying. We're still buying. My opinion is, is people are going to keep driving BMWs.

[JD]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

The market's going to change. But I, I want them. I'm going against the grain of being a contrarian on this one.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean if it's a Ford Mustang, but the BMW drivers, the mentality there's too many of, they're not going to stop selling. And if the BMW stores have to stop, so it's going to screw the market up and I'm going to buy them. So call me on BMWs, I'll buy them, okay? And you guys don't know what I'm talking about yet, but you will in a few weeks. Whenever you get to the dealerships trying to trade in, they're like your twenty thousand dollar car, they're hitting it at ten because that's what's going to happen. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234-800-800 radio. Have you seen, speaking of this song, have you seen the Ginger Baker story on Netflix?

[JD]

Oh my God, what is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Beware of Mr. Baker. He's the drummer for Cream. Oh, and he was the band organizer for Cream. It's a good one. I, I, I'm too Netflixed up lately. That, that's a, that's a habit. Or do you have Netflix?

[JD]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you watch it a lot?

[JD]

No, not recently. I've watched a lot of tv. I've been busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, y' all have it up there in the country?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, sure, Netflix.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's Internet based, so you should have it everywhere.

[Bobbo]

No, Ginger Baker was like kicked out of the country. Country, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. He's in South Africa. He's crazy as hell, you know, I.

[Bobbo]

Mean he's, he's not, he's absolutely not allowed to play in America anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

He took his cane and started beating the hell out of the reporter on video. The guy that did the documentary really bloodied his head.

[JD]

Oh my God.

[Bobbo]

He's old school English rock and roller dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of a BMW, here's Raul on, on line five. Good morning, you're on the air.

[JD]

You'd buy them?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. What have you got?

[Caller]

2008 BMW 535i.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

73,000 miles.

[Turley]

Not on the list.

[Caller]

What color it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver. Okay, silver. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick or automatic? Automatic Factory navigation, yes or no?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, survey says 10 grand.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work for you?

[Caller]

Well, it beats Texas Direct Auto.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd they hit it at?

[Caller]

8, 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, maybe I'm hitting a little hard. How about 9? 500? So have you gone to Carmax.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to Carmax. Watch. What? They'll hit it at the hood. 6.

[Caller]

They're so buried right now, they're gonna hit it at 5,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

It needs to be nice at that. Figure I'm throwing the wood at it as you. I mean, TDA is a good company. They know what they're doing. If they're hitting at 8, 500, I'm hitting it at 10. Is there anything wrong with this car that you're not telling me? Is it have an abs?

[Caller]

The thing is, it was. It was. It was bought at Texas Direct Auto and they're trying to use. They bought a. Bought a warranty on it, so credit. So they're trying to seal it, in other words.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Let me see. Let me see what I could do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll go to givemetheven.com, load it up in our system, and after the show, I go downstairs to the buyer's office and we start working on all these deals.

[Caller]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And actually they're working on them right now. They'll send you off for letters. I mean, we've got six people down there working on all these. So. More on it. Go to givemetheven.com. let's get a book. Let's get a car bought.

[Caller]

Perfect.

[Turley]

John walks downstairs and does this right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money.

[Salesperson]

Get their names to sell them.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't close.

[Salesperson]

The leads you're given. You can't close.

[JD]

You are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it. Cause you are going out.

[Bobbo]

The leads are weak.

[John Clay Wolf]

The leads are weak. Leads are weak.

[JD]

You're weak.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been in this business 15 years. What's your name?

[JD]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my name. You know why, mister?

[Salesperson]

Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight. I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name.

[John Clay Wolf]

I flew in a Beechcraft Baron with Uncle Roy that.

[Turley]

I sat downstairs the other day and one of the guys was talking to somebody on the phone. He's like, hey, my guy's got a lot of money. There's a pile of money right here, right now. How much will it take to get this car bought?

[JD]

Really?

[Turley]

I was like, whoa, he's dead serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear what I said? No, I didn't hear. I had a conversation like that.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, hey, guys, he's new, he's great, he's seasoned, but he's used to the retail set. I said, lay off of that. These people aren't crackheads. This Ain't no pawn shop. If you push it like that, they think you're stealing their car, like, you need the money. And this guy's like, hey, I'm not worried about the money in my bank. I want to make sure I get the right price. And that's what we're all about. We understand. I mean, this isn't cash for titles. We buy $50,000 cars. People that buy $50,000 used cars means they gave a hundred for it. New. They're not crackheads that are dying for a check. They want to get the right. They're smart people. They want to get the right price.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. Yeah, I heard that, too. I was like, hey, hey, that's not how we do it.

[Turley]

I figured you were gonna say something to him. That's why I brought it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. I did.

[Turley]

Because I remember when he said it, you looked up kind of like, what the hell?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I wanted to laugh.

[Turley]

I was like, I don't want to stop this guy's role here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a pile of money. I got a pile of money with your name all over. $100 bills. Chris Pun here. I'm counting off, what, 100, 200. Just like a Bono and YouTube bullet, the blue sky blew at the car. We're gonna buy the car. We're gonna buy it now. Ease up, junior. Ease up. Calm down.

[Bobbo]

He's gonna make it rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna make it rain. Call in. We'll make it rain. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. We're paying a hundred dollar bill. And I was talking to this guy. We bought us Denali for 15, 5. And he's like, can't you just send the driver down here with cash? I'm like, okay, hang on. So how safe is that?

[JD]

Yeah, yeah, let's talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know you. You don't know me. You went to our website. Give me the VIN. We're buying your car for 15, 5, and this guy's gonna roll up with a briefcase and a haul truck with 15, 5, and you promise not to shoot him, right?

[JD]

Could you make it a Walmart bag instead of a briefcase?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how do I know the check's good? I said, call the gazillion people. Do you want references?

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, I'll send you a bank wire.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, okay. Can you just meet me at my bank? I'm like, yeah, but I mean, what do you want? You want verified funds? That's no problem. Our competitors pay with bank drafts that are good for Four to five days.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll give you a live check that you can hammer right now. I guess they don't understand if I give them. Here's. Here's your security. If I give you a bad check for your car, which obviously I wouldn't, or it'd be all over the Internet.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get arrested for auto theft.

[JD]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's not in my best interest at this time.

[JD]

A real downside.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a bummer. Every time you get picked up for grand theft. Auto theft by check.

[JD]

Right. So we're not gonna do that as a result.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean.

[Turley]

And it's not hard to find you. You mean you're on the radio for 10 years.

[JD]

Where would I ever find you?

[John Clay Wolf]

This man. But no, they'll go down to somebody else and take a bank draft that. That says on it, this is not good for five days. Right. But I had a cash. Cash. And like, you know, and I finally said, I'll pay you in cash, but you're gonna bring it to our office.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're gonna look the car over, and we're gonna have the title. And then you can go down to the bank right around the corner with our guy and you can get it. $100, Bill. Seth. If that's what you want. Yeah, well, I don't really need to do that. Okay. All right.

[JD]

And they're just being cautious that this is a new deal for us of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what he says. It's too good to be true. Everybody else was 14 grand. You're 15. 5. I'm scared.

[JD]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like. Okay, well, I don't know what to say. You can go to the Better Business Bureau and read our reviews. You can go to Yelp and read our reviews. You can Google my name. If I was handing out bad money, it would be everywhere. It would be in the paper. We're good. We're solid and real.

[Turley]

Pretty sure you wouldn't be on the radio advertising.

[Bobbo]

So do you have. You have reviews on Yelp?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I love the Yelp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not many, though. And what I've noticed on Yelp, say we have 15 reviews. Only, like, two of them show on the front side. You have to click through to get to the rest of them. Because if you're not an active Yelper, then your review doesn't count.

[Bobbo]

Right. You have to read all reviews.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They don't.

[Turley]

They don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the reviews. They don't put them up there. We've got tons of great ones. Yelp called Me wanting to sell me some advertising the other day and I'm like, let me guess. If I'll buy the advertising from you, then you'll make all my reviews active. People can see it. Well, it doesn't quite work that way, but we do like our partners. I'm like, shut up. I need to yelp you. You freaking.

[Turley]

But they got to make money too, right?

[Bobbo]

You fixing get? Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they're gonna, they're. They're using leverage. Yeah. You've got all these great reviews that they're telling me. And if you'll advertise with us, give.

[Turley]

Us some money, we'll pretty smart let.

[John Clay Wolf]

People see them, right? I mean, come on. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

I didn't know they had reviews for this kind of deal. Like hotels and restaurants, you know? Yup.

[JD]

Awesome. Sure.

[Bobbo]

If you're thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Any business they have reviews.

[Bobbo]

I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to givemetheven.com you will see like one or two reviews that are on the front side and you have to click twice to get to the other 15.

[Bobbo]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what else is weird about reviews is everyone that's happy. They don't tell anybody no, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

It's because it's their little secret. They got. They got a guy now.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't want people review when they're pissed.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I can't find one bad one on the Internet about us now. I'm sure somebody's just gonna be a jerk. So you'll put one on it? No, but we run a good business, we run a good shop. We do pay more than our competitors. We buy 100 cars a week and we're growing. And I mean the money's good and. And I don't know what else to say. It is what it is. Go to givemetheven.com we'll buy your car. I'll be right back. Have no fear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new Guitar hero Kurt Cobain edition recently came out. And it comes with two plastic plug in shotguns for your Xbox.

[Turley]

You love that joke, boy.

[JD]

I don't think it does, man.

[Bobbo]

And a Fonzie doll.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. I'm gonna take a quick call. Good morning, Cody.

[JD]

Morning, Cody.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was easier to run 2,000 yards than kill two people one.

[JD]

Night. Night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cody, are you there?

[Caller]

Oh man, I'm here. What's up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Working, working, working. Trying to keep you people entertained. Are you entertained, Cody? Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

On a Saturday, anything's entertaining than working. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. There you go.

[Turley]

What have you got?

[Caller]

Sir, I've got a 2014 F150 Super Crew EcoBoost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather. So it's a layer four package.

[John Clay Wolf]

FX4, four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller]

Dark gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Navigation, sunroof.

[Caller]

Yes, sir, dark gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got black leather, it's got nav.

[Caller]

Spray in bed liner and a trifold bed cover.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

81,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get the miles. Lately. Miles, Miles, miles, miles. I know it's worth 20, but it's worth more than that, I think. Have you had it appraised anywhere else?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you hearing? What, what's, what's, what are people telling you?

[Caller]

29,6 is the highest I've gotten so far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you got 29. Six for a 80,000 mile six cylinder Ford.

[Caller]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well I can tell you damn high. I can tell you that that's what a 30,000. My own brand. So instead of me bidding it, I suggest that you hang up, tell your boss that you can't work today. You run over there and grab your money.

[Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't pass. Go.

[Caller]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Way too high.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to cut it. Well, he's just not. There's more to that story. Anybody that's in the business, anybody that knows anything about this market, they wouldn't. That's even better than reach that, that's, that's stupid. Well, I mean. Well here.

[Turley]

I mean maybe it is possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at market reports with cars like that with 30,000 miles bringing 30. It's got 80 on it. Why would you buy an 80 for 30 when you can buy a 30 for 30 at any auction anywhere? Okay, now I think It's a low 20s car. Time for the review.

[Announcer]

Now it's time for the ride of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

GM has been showing us a bunch of love the past few weeks. Been riding deep, riding dirty and cool GM products. This is a 16 Sierra Denali half ton, four wheel drive, crew cab. It stickers for, let's let you guess. A brand new Chevy. I mean a GMC Denali four wheel drive, hard loaded half ton truck. Bubba, what's your sticker price? Guess.

[Bobbo]

Man, I'm thinking 42. Nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD]

47. Three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Turley, you already know.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 60 765. Brought to you by the United. United Auto Workers of America.

[Bobbo]

So it comes with a Toolbox full of cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go quit the cocaine stuff.

[Turley]

Have you seen this truck?

[Bobbo]

$60,000.

[Turley]

Jade. Babo hasn't seen it.

[JD]

I was seeing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty.

[Turley]

It doesn't look like a 1500. It looks like a 2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's cool.

[Turley]

Yeah, I mean, I just can't believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not knocking gm. I'm the, the market. How are these cars this expensive? And how are people, how do people afford them?

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

How do people afford them?

[Turley]

That's a Denali top.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is your home worth?

[Turley]

Well, it be 120, so it's half of it basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, what's your home worth?

[Bobbo]

74.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so would you trade your house for the truck?

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or a truck?

[Bobbo]

I couldn't.

[JD]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't get it.

[Bobbo]

I mean 30 years maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mine was my house. I mean 300, right? So.

[Bobbo]

So you get five of them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. One for each child?

[Turley]

Sure.

[JD]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Danish in laws. Right, right, right, right there. It's amazing truck. I love it. It's just. And it's not gm. It's all of them. I mean Dodge, ford, they're all $60,000 for the.

[Turley]

I mean but maybe you just don't get the Denali package because that's got everything running board, I mean you name.

[Bobbo]

It, somebody's getting it though.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've all got everything.

[Bobbo]

I mean see, we've been programmed to think that like the current administration is destroying our economy. Just doesn't seem to be happening.

[John Clay Wolf]

This truck is awesome. I'm not going to beat it up. It's a Rolls Royce of half ton pickups. I mean it's got everything. And when I say everything, I mean everything. It's an Escalade truck. Truck. They quit making Escalade trucks, but here it is. This is a Cadillac and it's incredible. You know what a new Escalade cost? The biggest mama of them all. It's like 95. You can buy them cheaper than that. But they're high.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about mom's Suburban? What about the wood paneled Buick wagon that I rode around in the back seat?

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, would that set a brother back? Six?

[Turley]

They're making that again by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

They should.

[Turley]

The Woody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's it gonna cost? 55?

[Turley]

Yeah, probably.

[JD]

And a lot of these high end trucks for sale. People like Halliburton letting more people, more employees off. Thursday they said they're going to cut 5,000 more employees across its operation. Total layoffs in the Houston based oil company. 27,000 people since crude prices peaked in 2014. So there's probably a lot of people selling their Denali trucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have bought a lot of trucks out of Texas, north and south and that. Hey, if you were asset manager for a oil field services company, anybody in the oil that. See, you've got these trucks that are. I mean, these 5,000, 5,000 jobs. How many of those guys had pickups?

[JD]

27,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking company trucks. I want to buy the company trucks, guys. I'm buying oilfield trucks left and right. Go to givemetheven.com Tell your boss, Schlumberger, they want to sell their rigs. We'll do them in packages. We did a 2020 package just the other day.

[JD]

They've got 34,000 people.

[John Clay Wolf]

People.

[JD]

34, 30 since 2014.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, it's. It's a sad state of affairs.

[JD]

But don't you think oil's coming back now? I mean, it hasn't turned around.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't watched in the past week. It's just hovering right around 30, 29, 31, 32. Maybe it went up to 35 this week. But no, I don't know.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I would just.

[JD]

I mean, that's just this week. Halliburton says another 5,000. Now, this is worldwide.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, as if that matters, South Louisiana listeners, if you have fleets, you have trucks. You want to sell your company trucks. Trucks, go to givemetheven.com Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth. Anybody, Pennsylvania, if you've got trucks out of state. This company we're working with, we had a bunch in Wyoming that we're working on. We're get them out of there. Because there's a lot of oil companies have corporate headquarters in Houston, and so their asset management's in Houston, and we'll buy cars all over the United States.

[JD]

Have had news or a review? I found. Which one you want to get a review of?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[JD]

A review of you, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shut up.

[JD]

Seriously. A guy has written.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were talking a minute ago. We didn't have reviews.

[JD]

You have one now.

[Bobbo]

Guy tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD]

This guy tuned in and he said he heard you tell a black joke, basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not me.

[JD]

You did. And then another guy came on. He said. And the guy goes, name was Levi. And you asked, levi, are you Jewish? Most men named Levi are Jewish. The guy said he was not. And this guy basically said, you're a racist.

[Bobbo]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental Racist. This is a review online.

[JD]

Yes. The guy goes on to say Dave Chappelle pushed the envelope on racial jokes back when he had his show in the early 2000s.

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched every episode 20 times.

[JD]

But he was a black comedian with a Filipino wife and biracial kids, grew up in D.C. and was the son of two college professors. Basically, John Clay Wolf is a white guy. Now, this guy knows more about you than I do if this is true. White guy with a bachelor's degree in psychology. You have a degree in psychology?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD]

Okay. From svu. He's right. Goes on a nationally syndicated radio show. Okay. And not once. But repeatedly makes racial and racially insensitive remarks. Trying to get a laugh, basically. Yeah. Don't make fun of my talk. I've only got two weeks left of this thing in my mouth here. I'll take it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Don't take your teeth out.

[JD]

Okay. Basically, he's saying you're a racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so he took the time to write this.

[JD]

A big long. I'm just skimming through it. It's about 1, 2, 3. It's about nine paragraphs.

[Turley]

Holy cow. Sounds like mad.

[JD]

In closing, I feel this was like. This wasn't as bad as what some others have done, but it's still very offensive. And I was offended.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's offended now.

[JD]

Somebody else goes on below that to say, JCW ain't no racist. He's an equal opportunity offender. If someone wants to be offended, then JCW will give them something to squeal about. But you really have to listen, you know, he's not a racist at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's not a hater.

[JD]

He pokes fun at stereotypes, which is what you do. And you grew up around Uncle Roy. Raised him, Raised you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I played college football. That's all black.

[JD]

I read the punchline to this. The guy that answered, he goes, by the way, JCW rocks my black ass. So obviously, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I like that review.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wants to be offended.

[JD]

You want to be offended.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have. Have biracial kids. They're half Danish. Half.

[Turley]

Yeah, I guess technically, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my uncle is a black man. Well, by play. College sports, which is extremely ethnic.

[JD]

Yep, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is true what they say.

[JD]

I don't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got more. They're packing. I don't want to know. They got 357. I got a 38 snub nose.

[JD]

You shouldn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a racial joke or is it the truth.

[JD]

Because of your work in the car business? You see Every kind of person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, the auctions look like the customs clearance at the international airport.

[Turley]

No joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the Arabs have taken over the car business. Ahab the Arab is.

[JD]

I hear another review coming out on the Yelp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's no. There's no Yelp about it.

[JD]

All about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

If Donald Trump wants to round up the Muslims, he needs to start with the P number.

[Bobbo]

All right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The P numbers in Texas. P numbers. Dealer numbers.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. I mean, in Houston. I'm going to say the. The percentage of dealer licenses issued right. In Houston metro are 50%. Really?

[JD]

Arabic. They know where to make the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arabic.

[Bobbo]

It's a great country or what?

[John Clay Wolf]

50, maybe 60%.

[Bobbo]

Full opportunity, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Bobbo]

Full opportunity. Free. That's why it's called a free market.

[JD]

They work hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a guy that went and inspected these trucks down in Houston for this fleet. He's a car dealer. Never trust a man from Houston. He's Iranian. He's a good friend of mine. Right, Maha? Blah, blah, blah. I don't know his name.

[JD]

Right.

[Turley]

All right, all right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I trust it.

[JD]

That's our smoke alarm. By the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ahab the Arab is what I call him. He thinks it's funny. All right, well, Ray Stevens sang about him. All right, whatever. There we go.

[Turley]

All it took, JD Was that review to get there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you trying to get me in trouble today?

[JD]

Yes, apparently. Oh, yeah, I'm getting you in trouble. That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-807-Tooth. Do you have any Ray Stevens queued up? Do that on the return? Ah, Bob, you sure know how to.

[Bobbo]

Clear out a room, boy. Tell you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we.

[Bobbo]

Are we out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we going out? I think we're still on. We're still on the air.

[Turley]

We've got a couple more minutes left.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you what I'm surprised about that. That tendency, you know, for people of Middle Eastern origin to take over the, you know, the wholesale car market is not surprising because there. Well, there's money to be made there. Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

[Bobbo]

And they want to do that. But I'm amazed that it hasn't bled over into the. The stripper and exotic dancer line of work, because you just don't see them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the guys that own those are very Arabic.

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm not talking about the guys who own them. I'm talking about the dancers. I love to see that. Dude, have you ever seen Aladdin?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Disney cartoons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Wow, Princess, what's your name? More of that. More of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you'd like to see a stripper come out with the I dream of.

[Bobbo]

Genie, I dream of genie type stuff. Oh, boy. Yeah.

[JD]

Okay. Along those lines, in Minnesota this week, the Department of Public Safety, they approved this license plate, and then they have come back and revoked it. It says F Muslims. Oh, no, that was the plate. But it's all put together, so it probably got by somebody because it's like FM us. It's just all together. So it got by somebody in the third, but they've come back and said, we're very sorry. That is quite offensive. And they have revoked that license plate.

[Turley]

And they found out it was on Donald Trump's.

[JD]

No, they didn't. It was. Yes. It's on his 757.

[Turley]

Yes. I don't think he has a vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear how long is that bit of all the insults again?

[Turley]

Oh, it's only a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to hear that again?

[JD]

That was really interesting from the debate this week.

[Turley]

Yes, this was.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a montage of insults at the Republican debate. Nationally televised.

[Turley]

20 insults and one minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

It hit it.

[Salesperson]

This guy's a joke artist and this guy's a liar. Well, you don't know anything about business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't know anything about bankrupting four companies. Where was Donald? He was firing Dennis Rodman on Celebrity Apprentice.

[Salesperson]

You should be ashamed of yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he builds the wall the way.

[Turley]

He built Trump towers, he'll be using.

[John Clay Wolf]

Illegal immigrant labor to do it.

[Salesperson]

He lied 100%.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he hadn't inherited $200 million.

[JD]

You know where Donald Trump right now selling watches.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is another area on which Donald agrees with Hillary Clinton.

[Salesperson]

I think Bush did a hell of a bad job. First of all, very few people listen to your radio show. That's the good news.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of these positions that he's.

[JD]

Now taking are new to him.

[Salesperson]

When you say crazy zealot, are you talking about you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You may not be aware of this, Donald, because you don't follow this stuff very closely.

[Salesperson]

I know you're embarrassed. I know you're embarrassed, but keep fighting. Keep swinging, man. Swing for the fences. I watched him melt down, and I'll tell you, it was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a lot of fun up.

[Salesperson]

Here tonight, I have to tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank.

[Salesperson]

Thank you for the book.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donald. Donald, relax.

[Turley]

Go ahead.

[Salesperson]

I'm relaxed. You're the mask. In case.

[Turley]

I watched Rubio meltdown and I watched the towers fall down. They're both sad is things.

[JD]

You relax.

[John Clay Wolf]

This has Gotten out of control.

[JD]

It is. It's just. It's beyond a Saturday night live skit. They couldn't come up with this.

[John Clay Wolf]

They couldn't. No.

[JD]

Saturday night Live. No one would have bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I called. I mean, I called this to the point that it's gotten scary. When he first came out, you nailed it.

[JD]

It. You did. I'm. I hate to give you credit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know where this is going to end, though.

[JD]

Well, I think we got.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got the steamroller going now.

[JD]

I think I know where it's going to end.

[John Clay Wolf]

With him in the White House. Yes.

[JD]

I have to say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

The car dealer from Houston. He's driving a Bentley with 120,000 thousand miles. He's got him a floor plan about midnight.

[JD]

You realize this song would never have gotten played if it was out today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never next year. And ride.

[Bobbo]

That's not really a negative stereo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Under his brother's name.

[Bobbo]

He's got a ring on every finger.

[John Clay Wolf]

The other one. Under his other brother's name.

[Bobbo]

This is a rich. A rap, man. This is the old stereotype. The old robot Rolls Royce driving, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, dude, Old stereotype. What are you talking. This is today, brother. I was at intercontinental. I was at an intercontinental airport. And in there was a. What's. What's he saying? I got it.

[JD]

I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 5, 737 Boeing Y A. She came over and it was parked at tac Air in Houston. And I went on it. They let me on it. And it was gold plated, everything. Gold.

[JD]

Gold, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not fake. It was ridiculous, dude. Marble. I can't believe this thing could get off the ground. As much interior weight they put on this thing.

[JD]

They had that fake marble they put in airplanes that looks. It looks just like marble.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I didn't obviously do Moe's hard. Moe's scale of hardness on the rock. Yeah, it was. It was ridiculous.

[Bobbo]

Ridiculous fact don't mean cheap when it comes to that marvel they put on airplanes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are podcasting now, finally. Yeah. Had a lot of people ask about that over the years. And finally we got off of our lazy asses and did it. So you. Any podcasting device, you have it all. If you put in my name, John Clay Wolf, it'll pop right up itunes. We're on there. We're gonna upload it weekly after the show. What's that Radio, Dot something.

[Turley]

It's on everything.

[JD]

Everything.

[Turley]

Androids, anything you have that has an iPad, podcasting tool on it. You search it up there? Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Claire Wolf. John Clay Wolf Show. Whatever. It'll pop right up. So it's there.

[Bobbo]

That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, man, Cool. We're gonna be Internet rock stars.

[Bobbo]

Last Saturday afternoon, I went to sleep with this thing on when I. When I got home. It's about three o'clock in the afternoon. It's a ways away. And I slept until 9 o', clock, man. So, so nicely this. Listening to our program a couple times in a row.

[JD]

I don't think you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, what'd you think about our conference call this morning?

[Turley]

Things are looking good. Things are up.

[John Clay Wolf]

The market's coming back. We're buying cars higher, basically.

[Turley]

So I just buy anything I want, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're definitely being more aggressive in the market.

[JD]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

The car market is up. It goes up and down like any commodity. Right now, we're peaking, so it's a good time to trade. Cars for some reason are getting short used cars. The dealers are digging in. Market's coming up. We're buying the market. We buy the market, we sell the market. And I mean, a car that we bought for 20,000 last week probably give. Not last week, but last month, you know, 21 5. It's come up that much. Yeah. I mean, that didn't sound like a lot, but it is what I do. I work in a world of three and 400 bills.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously, our spreads are three to 400 bucks. So it's a tight, tight tolerance of what we do. So when I say 25 five, and you're like, oh, you're crazy. It's 30 grand. No, it's not 30 grand.

[JD]

25 five.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 25 seven.

[JD]

Yeah, right, right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800, 800 radio. I will admit that when we're buying cars off the website, we negotiate a lot because a lot of times you don't send us pictures. So we hit it a little lighter to be safe. And then, you know, they get us pictures and start explaining more. They take the time to sell their car to us instead of just saying, here's the vin good luck number comes up. Yeah. Then, okay, yes, we will give more. You didn't tell me it was a this. You didn't tell me. You didn't tell me it had inch lift with 38 inch mudders. That's good. These things add Value winches. I mean, you know. Anyway, the, the VIN numbers will take you so far, but you still have to have some description, right?

[JD]

You can say I have a Land Rover SUV. Or you could say I had a 2016 Holland and Holland Range Rover SUV.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD]

Which is the most expensive SUV in the market? What do you think a Land Rover Holland and Holland, which is limited edition would cost?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Holland?

[JD]

Did you.

[Turley]

I don't know the price, but I heard about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like.

[JD]

It features locking leather trimmed gun case that holds two firearms from Holland and Holland. The case is attached to the floor but can slide forward onto the tailgate for easier access.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then this is for a gazillionaire.

[JD]

Right. Okay. Look at you. These deluxe SUVs will be sold in the US beginning in the spring. SUVs also have French walnut wood detailing and rear seats that recline and come with tables.

[John Clay Wolf]

200 grand.

[Turley]

Yeah. 250.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean a long wheelbase HSE loaded out Rover is 150. So 50 more for the gun case. Rich. I'm a really rich guy.

[JD]

Package rich. Really Guy. I want to throw.

[Turley]

I'm going 100 because you got the table and I'm sure 100 more.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you think 250?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[JD]

He's very close. 244,000.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Salesperson]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Another Huns. A hundred grand extra to say I'm rich.

[Turley]

Basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not just rich, I'm real rich.

[JD]

How about stupid rich?

[John Clay Wolf]

I drove that hundred thousand dollar Range Rover for about two weeks a couple weeks ago and I was done with it. Really? Yeah.

[Turley]

I drove that too. And I could see why. Why I said it's like this is not John Wolf. It has just.

[Bobbo]

It's too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's not Range Rover. It's more.

[Turley]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a girl car.

[Turley]

Yeah, it's more you put your wife in than anything else.

[JD]

Really? Oh yeah.

[Turley]

This was nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was sport package supercharged. It listed for like 109. And I do like the long wheelbase. The 151's more. But yeah, it was a girl car. It was a rich chick car. It's what you put your. You're 72 years old and you marry a 40 year old playmate that has grown up kids and that's what you put her in.

[JD]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

And her name is. Has the last name of Trump. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 naked in your 757. 800. 800 radio.

[JD]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[Bobbo]

I can't believe you guys had a, one of those, those truck Escalades. That's, I forgot all about those. You know, remember I listed that one on ebay and I couldn't, I just couldn't get it sold. You said, well, maybe you shouldn't have drove it over to Como and pictured it over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right.

[Turley]

Oh yeah, you remember, you did photos.

[John Clay Wolf]

He took a picture of this $50,000 car in the hood, literally with shacks behind it.

[Bobbo]

Well, now listen, there's a part, there's a part of the hood where. No, they were nice houses. Now they did have their Christmas decorations up in June. So there's nice green lawn with a bird bath like, you know. Now listen, I'm a small town kid. This is nice to me.

[Turley]

This Escalade was shining, looking good.

[John Clay Wolf]

The background had a dope deal going on.

[Bobbo]

Sold it too. Made four and a half on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you? Four and a half? What, 100.

[Bobbo]

That to me, that's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, for 50 grand, that's about normal for us. Okay, we will see you next Saturday. We got a minute left. I thought we had a whole other hour left. I was like, what are we going to next? We're out of time, guys, is what we're going to next.

[JD]

Been fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember givemethe vin.com givemetheven.com that's where we buy cars. We'll be working on all day long today. And you can continue to tell your friends, anybody in the car market, anybody want to sell fleets fleet oil field, fleet trucks, I want them go to. Give me the vin.com I'll buy them, Louisiana, Texas, anywhere in the United States, I'll buy them and, and that's really all I've got.

[Bobbo]

Do yourself a favor and vote on Super Tuesday. Do not miss out. Yes, it's your democracy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you voting for, Bob? Who am I voting for President?

[Bobbo]

The Republican primary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Quick, man. I'm gonna, I'm gonna have to, I'm gonna have to say Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley.

[Turley]

I'm not voting for the Republican prime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you voting for?

[Bobbo]

Come on, be a spy in the house of love.

[Turley]

I love to have Trump in there. I think you'll lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna vote for Hillary or Bernie? I'm people in the top and the burn, the burn. Bernie, John Jr. Trump. Okay, well that's kind of what the media has been showing too. I guess that's the way the deal is going to go down. We will see in excess Saturday. I appreciate it. I'm out.

[JD]

See you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. So long. $16,000, ladies and gentlemen, that wraps this little show up.

[Caller]

Y' all move right over. Buy you some Bibles or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you want.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

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