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Announcer (1:16)

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

Bobbo (1:32)

Just like witches at black masses, witches.

JD (1:37)

Evil minds at plot destruction.

John Clay Wolf (1:40)

This should be Trump's campaign song.

Turley (1:43)

Or pigs. Well, a vote for Trump is war. So. Yeah.

Bobbo (1:48)

You guys hear Black Sabbath is touring one more time?

John Clay Wolf (1:50)

I thought they did it one more time.

Bobbo (1:52)

No, no, this is called the End tour and they're doing it with Ozzy.

John Clay Wolf (1:55)

Okay.

Bobbo (1:56)

Yeah. And I'm not sure about Houston. They're playing Dallas sometime in September.

John Clay Wolf (1:59)

Houston, Want to see that?

Turley (2:00)

Now, is this gonna be the last chance?

Bobbo (2:03)

They're giving away a CD of songs that they've never recorded for any other album before at the concert. And it's the last time. I mean, this is the last time they said, this is it.

JD (2:11)

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show

Episode #19 – 02/27/16 Hour 2
Aired: February 11, 2026

Overview:

This fast-paced episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is packed with off-the-cuff humor, musical deep-dives, wild car appraisal calls, irreverent political satire, rock and roll anecdotes, and a recurring focus on the used car market. John and his crew—JD, Bobbo, Turley, and frequent callers—riff on everything from truck values to the marijuana convention in Fort Worth, O.J. Simpson, radio politics, and dealership shenanigans. Throughout it all, the show’s freewheeling, comedic, and slightly edgy tone is on full display.

Main Discussion Points & Segments

1. Black Sabbath’s “End” Tour (01:32–02:32)

The show kicks off with talk about Black Sabbath’s supposed final tour, dubbed “The End.”
Memorable Moment:
- John Clay Wolfe: “This should be Trump’s campaign song.” (01:40)
Callers and crew reminisce about Black Sabbath, ticket giveaways, and drummer drama.

2. Car Appraisal Calls & Dealer Banter (02:32–29:30 [interwoven])

John takes rapid-fire calls appraising listeners’ used cars. Notable deals and negotiations include:
- 2004 Ram Quad Cab (“Can I give you $7800, and that leaves me $200 to put a bedliner in it?”) (03:04)
- 2008 Mustang GT, 2012 Silverado, 2004 Ram with 190k miles, 2009 Equinox, F-150 crew cabs, and more.
Running jokes about “busting my balls,” buyers’ expectations, and car dealer strategies.
Memorable Quotes:
- Caller: “I was hoping for like eight is.”
- John: “Does it have a Hemi?”
- Caller: “Yes, it does.” (02:46–02:51)

3. Top 10 from Fort Worth Marijuana Convention (03:28–04:57)

JD presents a comedic “Top 10” list of discoveries from a recent marijuana convention.
- #10: “Dude, it should start at noon.”
- #4: “Marijuana is not addictive. Cheetos, they’re addictive.”
- #1: “Dragons are real, dude.”
Panel has fun with stoner stereotypes and talk about the surprising diversity in attendees (including older folks and Republicans).
Quote:
- Turley: “You’d be surprised there’s a lot of older people…for glaucoma.” (05:10–05:13)

4. Political Satire Ads: Juan Culo Quebra vs. Buster Dicks (10:54–16:14)

Bobbo plays mock political ads in exaggerated Texas accents, lampooning hot-button issues:
- Juan Culo Quebra: Hardcore anti-choice, full of over-the-top “Christian values” rhetoric.
- Buster Dicks: “Ladies’ man” platform, “let women decide what to do with their own bodies.”
Crew riffs on political ad production, dialects, and lampoons real-life campaign mudslinging.
Quote:
- Bobbo as Juan Culo Quebra: “…tell libros like Buster Dicks to get a life instead of ending them.” (11:37)

5. 2016 Election Talk & Delegate System Explained (16:56–22:29)

Trump’s controversial promise to weaken libel laws draws both ridicule and analysis.
Heavy banter around Super Tuesday, the primary system, and the uncertainty of a brokered GOP convention.
The panel mixes policy explanations with jokes about hot female delegates and “double D delegates.”
Political talk is satirized and kept light, but with genuine discussion about process.
Quote:
- Bobbo: “Why you busting my balls?” (08:16)

6. Cultural Stereotypes & Auto Market (31:21–38:09)

Segment on perceived political affiliation by car brand, based on new research.
Top 10 "Democratic" and "Republican" cars are revealed (Prius, BMW 3-series on blue side; F-150, Ram on red).
Discussion of a massive BMW airbag recall, how it impacts dealership trade-ins.
Quote:
- John: “If Trump wants to round up the Muslims, he needs to start with the P number [dealer plates] in Texas.” (79:39)

7. Storytime with “Riding with Roy” (37:00–41:03)

Turley introduces an authentic, unfiltered story segment featuring Roy, the show’s salty, old-school driver.
Roy describes a harrowing flight with John piloting, blending storytelling with nervous laughs.
Memorable Quote:
- Roy: “I ain’t doing no more. I told him, I'll go anywhere you want. You want me to go to Lafayette, give me a seven mile ahead start on you.” (39:27)

8. O.J. Simpson Radio Interview Debacle (49:41–56:12)

The team recounts the surreal story of O.J. Simpson’s post-trial radio/Internet interview in Dallas.
Clips of prank calls and callers asking O.J. “Did you kill Bill Walsh?” and “Do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in a season or slice two necks in one night?” (54:05, [54:21]).
Turley, who was present, describes the chaos and aftermath.

9. Rock & Roll History with Wallace Edwards – "The Runaways" (43:28–46:31)

An in-depth, tongue-in-cheek profile of the all-female rock band "The Runaways," highlighting their wild ways, drug use, and Lita Ford’s later friendship with Ozzy Osbourne.
Quote:
- Wallace Edwards: “They dressed like off-duty strippers, used exorbitant amounts of marijuana and cocaine… Lita Ford was always considered one of the most profane and sexually deviant females the music industry has ever experienced.” (43:28)

10. Used Car Market, Appraisals, and GiveMeTheVIN.com Plug (interspersed, especially 58:28–68:54)

John busts myths about pricing and payment when selling used vehicles.
Frequent explanations about how the appraisal process works, frustrations with skeptical sellers, and the importance of photos.
Talk of upticks in the market, oilfield layoffs, and how they affect truck sales.

11. Reviews, Criticism, and “Accidental Racist” Banter (76:20–80:44)

JD reads a long online review accusing John of being “a racist,” tempered by defenders praising John for being an “equal opportunity offender.”
Panel jokes about political correctness, racial humor, and John’s background playing college football “which is extremely ethnic.”

Notable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

On Black Sabbath and Trump:
- John Clay Wolfe: “This should be Trump’s campaign song.” (01:40)
On Car Appraisals:
- John Clay Wolfe: “Can I give you $7800, and that leaves me $200 to put a bedliner in it?” (03:04)
Marijuana Convention:
- JD (reading Top 10 list): “…Number one, dragons are real, dude.” (04:27–04:57)
On Political Ads:
- Bobbo as Juan Culo Quebra: “…tell libros like Buster Dicks to get a life instead of ending them.” (11:37)
O.J. Simpson Call-in:
- Caller to O.J.: “Do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season or slice two necks in one night?” (54:21)
Race and the Car Business:
- John Clay Wolfe: “The auctions look like the customs clearance at the international airport.” (79:18)
Dealer Review Flap:
- JD (reading listener review): “Basically, John Clay Wolf is a white guy… goes on a nationally syndicated radio show… and repeatedly makes racially insensitive remarks.” (76:55)

Segment Timestamps

Opening and Black Sabbath Discussion: 01:32–02:32
Car Appraisal Calls: Spread throughout; notable: 02:32, 03:26, 07:42, 14:00, 60:34
Marijuana Convention Top 10: 03:28–04:57
Political Satire (“Juan Culo Quebra”): 10:54–16:14
GOP Primary / Delegate Explanations: 16:56–22:29
Political Stereotyping by Car Brand: 31:21–38:09
Riding with Roy Story: 37:00–41:03
O.J. Simpson Interview Story/Clips: 49:41–56:12
Wallace Edwards’ Runaways History: 43:28–46:31
BMW Airbag Recall & Used Car Market: 58:28–68:54
Listener Critique/Online Review: 76:20–80:44
Show Close & Final Appraisals: 87:11–end

Tone & Style

The show is irreverent, rapid-fire, Texas-centric, and prone to riffs and tangents.
Satire and mockery of politics and pop culture is constant, with recurring self-awareness and pushing the line of appropriateness.

For First-Time Listeners

The John Clay Wolfe Show is as much about entertainment as car talk. It's loud, funny, sometimes edgy, and involves frequent banter about music, politics, and the sometimes absurd world of car sales.
You'll hear listeners call in for on-air appraisals, regular breakdowns of market trends, and running jokes about rock bands, politics, and the characters that make up the show's core.

Conclusion

This episode delivers:

Frenetic energy and non-stop laughs.
Deep dives into cars and car culture.
Satirical pokes at politics & pop culture.
Wild real-life stories.
What you hear on The John Clay Wolfe Show is raw, unscripted radio that mixes business with barroom banter—and this installment is no exception.

Key Quotes & Memorable Exchanges

Roy (on flying with John): “If you want me to go to Lafayette, give me a seven mile ahead start on you.” (39:27)
Caller to O.J.: “Do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season or slice two necks in one night?” (54:21)
John Clay Wolfe: “I’m the accidental racist. I poke fun at stereotypes.” (78:15)
Bobbo: “You got a pile of money here just burning. I need to get this money out.” (08:19)
JD (on The Runaways): “They dressed like off-duty strippers, used exorbitant amounts of marijuana and cocaine openly…” (43:29)
Bobbo: “He’s gonna make it rain. Call in. We’ll make it rain.” (64:19)

For Those Who Haven’t Listened:

If you want a one-stop blend of raucous car chat, political irreverence, and classic rock storytime, this episode is a ride worth taking.

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Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show

Episode #19 – 02/27/16 Hour 2
Aired: February 11, 2026

Overview:

Main Discussion Points & Segments

1. Black Sabbath’s “End” Tour (01:32–02:32)

2. Car Appraisal Calls & Dealer Banter (02:32–29:30 [interwoven])

3. Top 10 from Fort Worth Marijuana Convention (03:28–04:57)

4. Political Satire Ads: Juan Culo Quebra vs. Buster Dicks (10:54–16:14)

5. 2016 Election Talk & Delegate System Explained (16:56–22:29)

6. Cultural Stereotypes & Auto Market (31:21–38:09)

7. Storytime with “Riding with Roy” (37:00–41:03)

8. O.J. Simpson Radio Interview Debacle (49:41–56:12)

9. Rock & Roll History with Wallace Edwards – "The Runaways" (43:28–46:31)

10. Used Car Market, Appraisals, and GiveMeTheVIN.com Plug (interspersed, especially 58:28–68:54)

11. Reviews, Criticism, and “Accidental Racist” Banter (76:20–80:44)

Notable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

Segment Timestamps

Tone & Style

For First-Time Listeners

Conclusion

For Those Who Haven’t Listened:

#19 John Clay Wolfe Show 02/27/16 hour 2

Transcript

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show

Episode #19 – 02/27/16 Hour 2 Aired: February 11, 2026

Overview:

Main Discussion Points & Segments

1. Black Sabbath’s “End” Tour (01:32–02:32)

2. Car Appraisal Calls & Dealer Banter (02:32–29:30 [interwoven])

3. Top 10 from Fort Worth Marijuana Convention (03:28–04:57)

4. Political Satire Ads: Juan Culo Quebra vs. Buster Dicks (10:54–16:14)

5. 2016 Election Talk & Delegate System Explained (16:56–22:29)

6. Cultural Stereotypes & Auto Market (31:21–38:09)

7. Storytime with “Riding with Roy” (37:00–41:03)

8. O.J. Simpson Radio Interview Debacle (49:41–56:12)

9. Rock & Roll History with Wallace Edwards – "The Runaways" (43:28–46:31)

10. Used Car Market, Appraisals, and GiveMeTheVIN.com Plug (interspersed, especially 58:28–68:54)

11. Reviews, Criticism, and “Accidental Racist” Banter (76:20–80:44)

Notable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

Segment Timestamps

Tone & Style

For First-Time Listeners

Conclusion

For Those Who Haven’t Listened:

Episode #19 – 02/27/16 Hour 2
Aired: February 11, 2026