#190 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.16.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #190 (03.16.19)

Date: February 16, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: JD Ryan, Michael Turley, Bobbo, DJ Pre K, Puerto Rican Ed, and others
Episode Theme:
A classic John Clay Wolfe Show episode blending irreverent humor with an inside look at car buying, workplace shenanigans, wild personal stories, and sharp banter about culture, race, and life’s absurdities. Anchored around GiveMeTheVIN.com, the episode also wades into wild stories of crazy relationships—and delivers vintage “radio hangout” camaraderie.

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Episode Overview

This episode is a rollercoaster ride through the world of car buying, office drama, insane exes, wild listener stories, and boundary-pushing humor. The team weaves together automotive guidance, personal anecdotes, lively banter on topics like music, gender, and race, and even some timely cultural commentary (including the Michael Jackson documentary). Listeners call in with car offers and crazy life stories, providing the canvas for John and his crew to riff, roast, and reflect.

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Main Segments & Key Discussion Points

1. Car Buyers, Culture, and Racial Banter

Timestamps: 00:01–10:30

• Mountain Lion Story: Starting with a viral news story (00:01), John makes a joke about “big balls” and Accord drivers ("I don't see how that guy could run with testicles that big. I bet that guy didn't drive an Accord." – John, 00:15)
• Hiring Diversity: Discussion about the lack of African American buyers at GiveMeTheVIN, quickly turning meta and self-aware about “accidental racism” (“It is the accidental racist. No, I just realized it accidentally.” – John, 02:35)
• Car-Buyer Stereotypes: Riffing on buyers who overhype their experience, with tales of failed “outside hires,” both black and white ("Guys that think they know what they're doing don't. And it has nothing to do with race. It's amazing." – DJ PK, 04:15)

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2. Liars and Legends in the Car Biz

Timestamps: 05:02–09:00

• “Crazy Todd” and Cheeseball Rob: Hilarious stories of legendary liars in the car buying world—both comic and real-life lessons about business and reputation.
• Auction Anecdotes: Stories of office characters with wild claims (“I buy more Corvettes than anyone in the continental United States.” – about Todd, 05:21).
• Cold Callers vs. Real Buyers: Cheese Rob’s insurance-world habits (“He got so used to lying to keep people on the phone... listen, dude, they're coming to you, right?” – John, 07:43)

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3. Call-in Chaos: Cars, Hustlers, and Jerky Boys

Timestamps: 08:23–14:35

• Car Flipping and Dealers: Caller tries to pitch car flipping; John sniffs it out: “I was born tonight, but not last night. I’ve been doing this stuff for 25 years.” (09:02)
• Jerky Boys Bits: The crew revives old prank call bits and critiques the new ones—"That's not that funny. No, it was funny hearing his voice, but there wasn't a punchline in there." (11:53)
• Listener Car Offers: Calls ranging from serious to ridiculous, with John rapidly appraising rides and dealing with hopeful and sometimes delusional sellers.

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4. Classic Show Segments & Bizarre Office Tales

Timestamps: 16:09–28:47

• Office Music Wars: John’s visceral dislike of Bob Dylan used as filler music (“It’s making my stomach hurt. It makes me want to puke.” – John, 16:22)
• ‘Lieutenant Dan’ Saga: A major comedic-dramatic arc involving an employee's volatile wife storming the office, causing chaos and forcing real security measures. (“Are they going to arrest her? — If they catch her here, yes.” 27:32)
• Audience Participation: Listeners call in with their own “crazy/ex-girlfriend stories”—ranging from funny to shocking (“I actually got fired from a shop because my ex got pissed…”, 29:01)

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5. Relationship Madness & Wild Anecdotes

Timestamps: 33:12–56:04

• Crazy Girl Stories: A segment filled with listener stories of “crazy women,” office drama, and John’s own tales (including being chased by a neighbor over a naked mistress, 53:16).
• Women & Domestic Trouble: “When a woman attacks you and you stop her, is that domestic abuse? … you’re going to go to jail. So have fun.” (33:27)
• Notable Call-ins and Car Appraisals: More quick-fire car deals, always spiked with humor and negotiation jabs.

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6. Recurring Office Characters & Auction Room Comedy

Timestamps: 78:01–80:07

• Bobbo’s Auctioneering Fail: Bobbo tries to auction a car—finds it harder than it looks, earning a new respect for auctioneers: “It was horrendous.” (79:14)
• Buyers and their quirks: Stories about eccentric co-workers and auction regulars, providing recurring workplace comedy.

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7. White/Black/Latino (Race & Crime Segment)

Timestamps: 120:56–125:18

• Guess-the-Ethnicity Game: The team reads news stories about odd crimes and everyone tries to guess the perpetrator’s background, riffing off stereotypes (“What do you think, JD? — I said Irish. — Why? — Because they’re drunks.”, 123:07)
• Racial Slur Database: John humorously reads through old-school racial insults, skirting the line between edgy and offensive—gets called “the accidental racist” once again.

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8. Pop Culture: Michael Jackson, College Cheating, and More

Timestamps: 95:01–117:00

• “Leaving Neverland” Discussion: The crew gets serious and candid about the Michael Jackson child abuse documentary. John is emphatic: “This guy is a pedophile. His whole life was built around the hunt.” (96:03)
• Should MJ’s Music Be Banned? Hot debate about separating music from the artist (“I love Michael Jackson music as much as anybody, but this made me so mad I wanted to go pee on his grave.” – John, 99:06)
• College Admissions Scandal: They riff on the then-breaking news of parents bribing their kids’ way into elite schools; plenty of jokes about privilege, photoshop, and the legal fallout.

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9. Musicians Who Died Young (and Ridiculous Theories)

Timestamps: 132:01–142:43

• Morbid Humor: Jokes about rock stars killed by animals while eating sandwiches—a recurring absurdist bit.
• Plane Crash Musicians: The group lists famous musicians who died in aviation accidents. (“How did Aaliyah die?” “Plane crash. They had too much stuff on the plane.” – DJ Pre K, 141:25)

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10. Insider GiveMeTheVIN Business & Behind the Scenes

Timestamps: 143:00–end

• Raw Post-show Podcast: Listeners get a rare behind-the-scenes listen: the team discusses business logistics, classic car buying risk (“Every time we buy one, I get up.” – John, 148:01), technical snafus, health insurance for staff, and radio syndication expansion.
• GTMV Team Banter: Hilarious moments about office insurance, employee mishaps, remodeling woes, and disgruntled families after canceled flights (160:08).
• Station Strategy: Plans to move to bigger radio stations, expand in Vegas, D.C., Atlanta, and more.

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Notable Quotes

• “I don’t see how that guy could run with testicles that big. I bet that guy didn’t drive an Accord.” – John Clay Wolfe (00:15)
• “He’s not a hater. He’s a Texan. Now listen to me. ... It is the accidental racist. No, I just realized it accidentally.” – John Clay Wolfe (02:35)
• “Guys that think they know what they’re doing don’t. And it has nothing to do with race. It’s amazing.” – DJ Pre K (04:15)
• “You buy a car from a man, John? You buy 10 cars from the man over the course of his life. Very practiced.” – Rob Ball (08:14)
• “If you want to sell something, I’ll buy it. Don’t jerk me around. Don’t jerk me off. I’ll take your money and you take my car. ... no, the other way around.” – John Clay Wolfe (12:32)
• “She came into the office raising hell again, and she’s storming through the office, making threats, screaming at him in the parking lot, really being disrupted. She’s done it twice in the past week.” – John Clay Wolfe (74:28)
• “World's full of crazy women and crazy stories, and boy, do our listeners deliver.” – John Clay Wolfe (episode recap)
• “This guy is a p.e.d.o. file. His entire life was built around the hunt.” – John Clay Wolfe (96:03)
• “I wanted to go pee on his grave. I’m serious. Yeah, he’s a freaking serial killer, dude.” – John Clay Wolfe on Michael Jackson (99:06)
• “Plane crashed because it was overloaded; too many gold chains.” – John Clay Wolfe (about Aaliyah, 141:32)

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Memorable Moments

• Office Security Concerns: Lieutenant Dan’s wife repeatedly storms the office, causing genuine workplace safety issues—leading to real talk about when to call police and how far “crazy” can go at work.
• Wild Listener Stories: Rich call-in segment with listeners sharing encounters with crazy exes, wild oil rig drama, and naked revenge stories—just like real life, but funnier and with more beer.
• ‘White, Black, Latino or Other’ Game: A simultaneously sharp and risky regular feature, underscoring the show’s edge in tackling topics others might avoid.
• Music Taste Battles: John’s irrational hatred of Bob Dylan as filler music is both hilarious and oddly relatable.
• Car Value Smackdowns: John’s rapid-fire, no-nonsense (and no-B.S.) style appraising caller cars—sometimes delighting, often disappointing, but always entertaining.

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Standout Timestamps

• Crazy Todd/Corvette Buyer Tall Tales: 05:02–05:54
• Lieutenant Dan’s Wife – First Office Incident: 41:01–41:30
• Listener “crazy ex” call-ins: 28:55–32:09, 48:39–53:46
• GiveMeTheVIN Post-show Insider (raw podcast): 143:00–end

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Tone & Style

Irreverent, fast-paced, and unfiltered – balancing sharp wit, insider business, blue-collar warmth, and an occasional moment of sincerity. The banter is rapid, the jokes edgy, and the mood collegial but never safe.

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Conclusion

Episode #190 is classic John Clay Wolfe Show—equal parts edgy humor, real-world wisdom, blue-collar radio camaraderie, and “don’t try this at HR” workplace stories. Automotive advice and on-air deals are nearly drowned out by wild stories, larger-than-life office personalities, and the sustained chaos that makes the show so addictive for listeners—whether they want car advice or just the comfort that their workplace is nowhere near this weird.

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For fans, it’s wall-to-wall entertainment. For first-timers, it’s a crash course in the unfiltered, unbuttoned universe of John Clay Wolfe.

Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. A Colorado runner was attacked by a mountain lion.

[B]

But he fought back and killed the.

[C]

Lion with his bare hands.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Hit him up now.

[A]

800. 800 radio. I don't see how that guy could run with testicles that big. I bet that guy didn't drive an Accord.

[D]

No, no.

[E]

You and the chords today.

[A]

Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Oh, a friend of mine made a joke about a cord, saying that that's a sign that you're coming out of the closet if you're driving a new Accord. Yeah. And I got to thinking about it. I know a few of those. My roommate in college turned out to be gay. Yeah, maybe. I mean, not. Not with me. I never got the high hard one. Not.

[E]

You sound sad.

[A]

Everybody else did. Everybody else?

[E]

Oh, I'm not even good enough for game.

[D]

Always a bridesmaid, never bride.

[A]

Good Morning, Bobo. Hey, J.D. ryan.

[E]

Good morning, John Clay.

[C]

Woof.

[A]

Turley.

[E]

Michael Turley.

[A]

Where's DJ Prek?

[C]

Where is he at?

[A]

Hello. Hello.

[C]

What's cracking?

[A]

What's cracking? Cracker? How was. You know, how was. How was. How was your week, Holmes? Whitey, Whitey, Blacky.

[C]

Man, this week's been all right.

[A]

You know, I've been. I've been slightly balling this week.

[C]

I ain't balling at maximum level this week. I'm still maintaining.

[A]

What's holding you back on your balling? I ain't bought as many cars as.

[C]

I'd like to, man.

[A]

Oh, really? But it's all good, you know, it'll. It'll pick up. You're not making that. That green like. Like. Like you've been used to.

[C]

I'm trying to stack that skrilla main.

[A]

But, you know.

[C]

Comes and goes, man.

[A]

The biggest week, it give me the VIN we've ever had in the company history. Where. Where were you been? It. I'm sorry, what's that? We've had the biggest week in the history of. Give me the vin. As far as buying this week. Where? What? And you. You didn't buy as many as you're used to. Yeah, man, and I missed a piece, man. Well, I can get my piece of pie, man. It must be that half black thing. I guess so. You know, I gotta stop offering people.

[C]

Their money and saying, hey, you.

[A]

Oh, I got.

[C]

I got eight stacks for you, my G. They don't know what that means.

[A]

I just realized something. We do not have any African American buyers downstairs.

[C]

Wait, pre K. What are you talking.

[A]

About what you mean, man? Yeah, but he's only halfy happy.

[E]

Half? Yeah, he's halfway.

[A]

We need to hire something.

[E]

We do.

[A]

Why is that?

[E]

That's kind of racist to even say we have to hire some. No, no, no.

[A]

Yeah, he's a Texan. Yep. It is the accidental racist. No, I just realized it accidentally.

[E]

Don't say it again.

[A]

Well, no, but. No, I'm serious. He's not a hater. He's a Texan. Now listen to me. We are. We're hearing you loud.

[E]

Everybody's hearing you.

[A]

Do we have any Mexican guys?

[E]

Oh, yes, yes, we have women.

[C]

Domingo.

[A]

Listen, Domingo's sister runs this company. I am not a racist. I am not a non equal opportunity employer.

[C]

We have two Hispanics. Okay, Castro, Kevin Castro.

[A]

Why don't we have any African American buyers? Joe White. Joe Scott. Joe Scott. One of the first guys ever hired was that old drive time buyer that came from Carmax. Kid. You remember him? He was lazy and wouldn't show up to work on time. And then he wanted extra money. No, I'm telling the truth.

[E]

I believe.

[A]

Absolutely. I gave the guy $500 to shut him up and that wasn't enough for one. Do you remember that, Charlie, When I had him come up here and work just for a minute.

[C]

I barely remember that. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Now I do. Yep.

[A]

Yeah, Joe's.

[C]

Yeah, he was a good buyer too.

[A]

In the lane at the auction. Right. But, but, but up here he, he. This is when we first started giving the vin. When we first started it. And I was like, joe, I want you to try this because we're not doing it right. And I think you can do it right. And he got up here and worked for like a day and a half. And I paid him $500. He was giving me a little. But he got nothing done.

[C]

You know, it happens to a lot of. Of buyers from the outside. They think they can come in and just clean up.

[A]

Yeah. Guys that think they know what they're doing don't.

[C]

And it has nothing to do with race. It's amazing.

[A]

Now it happens to all the white car dogs come in talking big game especially. Oh back.

[E]

And you know, I took that store.

[A]

From 22 to 400 back in 1997. You know, we're in the Toyota hall of fame and blah, blah, blah, blah. Oh my God, we've heard it all. I mean, as soon as they started with that talk. Just get out. Yes, just leave here. Here's 500. Go away, white boy.

[E]

I was number one at the AMC.

[A]

Gremlin Club back when Lynn Hickey Dodge broke the world record in Oklahoma City.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

I've got rings from Ford showing that I was the top seller.

[E]

And they come in and they just crash and burn.

[A]

Absolutely. Where's crazy Todd?

[C]

He's in Alaska.

[A]

Now, is he gone again or is he working here? No, no, he's mixing. Asked me if he could be a driver. I said, absolutely. I think we should have him back in the Byron because he's so damn entertaining.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

We don't need any more entertainment in the buyer's room.

[A]

Good. This one's good. This is a different level of lying and entertainment. Oh, okay.

[C]

Yeah, we've got plenty of Entertainment.

[A]

You know, Ms. McGillicuddy, I buy more Corvettes than anyone in the continental United States. Me, personally, Todd, your Corvette buyer number one. I was listening to this one. I'm like. I mean, if you're gonna. You've already said it, so we're just gonna listen.

[E]

We're just gonna.

[A]

I mean, you've already lied, so, I mean, just. Let's just let you finish your line.

[E]

Crank it up.

[C]

And he would. He would call. Every time somebody would call with a Corvette, he goes, well, you know, I bought all the last 50 corvettes here.

[E]

Oh, we just totally.

[C]

Oh, I mean, every time.

[A]

Yes. Just comedy. Yeah, Comedic line. Comedic line, absolutely. Corvette. When you get you a Corvette, Todd. Yes, Todd, if you're listening, you need to call in and talk about it, because we need to go. I mean, he's. He's the Tom Brady of Corvettes.

[D]

Did you say he's in Alaska?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

What the hell is he doing in Alaska?

[A]

He's doing the fishing thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I'm landing more fish than God.

[A]

Well, he got tired of selling plasma. God.

[D]

Our buyers caught 40 before I even got to the waterfront.

[E]

Right on the plane there, I caught 40 fish.

[C]

It just tells you our different dichotomy of people buying.

[E]

Real quiet people down there, really loud people down there. People that you know.

[A]

But it's a good group.

[E]

Seems like a really good group of people.

[A]

We don't really have any hardcore liars like we had with Todd that we know of.

[D]

Yeah, right.

[C]

I don't remember hearing. I don't hear many stories that.

[A]

No, no. He was causing too much heat, man. Yes. He was having some blowback on old Todd, like Tata. This person says that you're lying in a. On this Better Business Bureau thing.

[C]

Cheeseball Rob was kind of.

[A]

That. I was thinking that. I was thinking about Cheeseball Rob.

[C]

I've got him away from that now told him was like, we don't play.

[E]

Those games anymore, Cheeseball. It's hard for him to switch it off, though. It's so natural. I mean, just comes to E. He.

[A]

Really looks a lot like Elvis Presley. Did you see the picture I sent you from Kane's Fried Chicken? And that oil painting of Elvis above the Coke machine, It looks just like Cheese Bar.

[C]

You could see Cheeseball Rob in our Baton Rouge office right there.

[A]

He looks like he was born Kunas Acadiana. I mean, he's the real deal. We love him. But he came from an insurance world where he was cold calling people. So he got so used to lying to keep people on the phone that we like, listen, dude, they're coming to you, right? These people are coming to you. They want your money.

[E]

Different world.

[A]

You're not trying to take theirs, they want yours. And I'm just paying you flat if you buy it or not. I'm not paying you, like, commission, like profit. Like, the cheaper you buy it, the better you get paid. We're just paying flats to these buyers. And we will give them a bonus if they. If they talk the person into bringing it to the office. Sure. Instead of. Instead of us having to go pick it up because it costs so much.

[D]

But, you know, you don't buy a car from a man, John. You buy 10 cars from the man over the course of his life. Very practiced, Rob Ball.

[A]

Well, he's right. That's true. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this? You gotta. Is that thing not up? Good morning, you're on the air. I lost him. DJ Pre K. You effing put them on hold? Yeah. These honkies are crazy. Good morning. John, you're on the air.

[B]

Hey, John. Hey, hey, hey. How you doing?

[A]

I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.

[B]

Hey, look, I used to wholesale at Manheim myself. I used to rent a tag. If I was to buy car right now, can I still flip it to you on open.

[A]

No, we don't buy cars from. We buy cars from the public. If we do buy a car from a dealer, it needs to be a franchise dealer. And if we do buy it from an independent dealer, then it's got to go through my desk and I've got to approve it, because guys like you will screw my guys out of their snot, out of their sneakers. Hey, jerk, jerky, jerky, Listen, I was born tonight, but not last night. I've been doing this stuff for 25 years. There's a. I'm not gonna let you get to my lambs. I know. You'll. You'll. You'll. You'll gut them. You'll gut them. I, I mean, you'll go to. You'll go to Copart and buy those nice clear title ones and shove them straight up their sphincters and I don't find out about it too late.

[B]

No, when I did it mine, I bought it all from private individuals and clean and never had any issues with it. I was back in the 80s and 90s.

[A]

You're back when you could buy them from Adolf Hitler himself on the gray market. Go to givemetheven.com and click contact us. That email goes to me and shoot me your number. We'll talk. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[C]

You notice he didn't deny?

[A]

No, he knows what I was talking about. Of course. Of course. Of course. It's the independent dealers. Yeah, The Abu Dhabis that will just. Just. They'll. They'll kill us because he's the accidental racist. My brother is a car dealer in Saudi Arabia.

[E]

Oh, Lord.

[A]

He's like the Egyptian magician.

[E]

All right.

[A]

Do we have any Jerky Boys? I miss the Jerky Boys. They're so funny. I'm thinking about them.

[D]

We have something you and I were talking about. Our favorite. Our favorite old bit. We have that. There's new Jerky Boys has just been released.

[A]

Let's get to our favorite a little bit later. I want to hear the new stuff. Is it really new stuff?

[D]

It really is a new stuff, guys.

[A]

Yeah. Fred's Braces Racist.

[B]

Hello, this is Danielle from Heretic Dental Clinics. What happened to the dental clinic? Dentistry. And we received your inquiry. Yeah. How may I help you? Yeah, I gotta have my. My teeth straightened out.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, they're all crooked. You know what I'm saying? Of course, if some teeth are crooked, we usually recommend braces. Well, you know, I tried once. I made my own braces out of some little pieces of wood and some metal and they tore up the side of my face. So maybe there's another way. You can use this polymer or rubber if you bounce around and you close in your jaw. But I don't think it's an option in our clinic. Well, of course it's an option. I made it myself. You can buy it down at the local hardware store. Yeah, perfect. I'll see. I'll see you then. And we'll get those braces in my mouth and on my legs. Sounds good. All right.

[D]

Sounds good.

[B]

All right, brother. Bye bye, friends.

[D]

Braces.

[A]

That's not that funny. No, it was funny hearing his voice, but there wasn't a punchline in there.

[D]

Bobbo, did you proof that it's jerky boy now? Jerky, there's one of the guys died and so it's just.

[A]

Was it like Run DM with no C. Run dm.

[C]

So one guy is just still pranked.

[A]

Is there any more? But I mean, Bob, there wasn't a punchline there.

[D]

That's the only new one that I got.

[A]

Oh my God. Oh my.

[C]

So that's what they've. That's why no one's here to murder me anymore.

[A]

That's terrible.

[D]

I made this brace out of wood and rubber stuck in my mouth and it don't have my face off.

[A]

Play the one we like. How much time do we have?

[C]

Which is it? The mechanic.

[B]

Is that the one?

[A]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in now. You want to sell something? I'll buy it. Don't jerk me around. Don't jerk me off. I'll take your money and you take my car. I mean the other way around. I'll take. You take my money and I'll take your car. No, that's the way you do it.

[E]

Not what you're gonna get it. Give me the van.

[D]

Hello?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Auto mechanic? Yeah. You're looking for a job? Okay. You have experience? Yes, seven years. Seven years? Yeah, I work on race cars. You have inspection lessons? I work on race cars. Okay. You have inspection lessons? Special what? Inspection lessons. You are inspecting.

[A]

Oh, inspection, Sure.

[B]

I have all that. Tough guy. Okay, Talk to my boss. Right.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah. Tell him everything. You have a seven year experience. Put your boss on. I'll talk to him. Hello? Yeah, may I help you? Call it about the job.

[E]

Are you applying for a job?

[B]

That's right. Tough guy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, I work on race cars. Excuse me? I worked on race cars for 18 years. On race cars? Yes. You have New York state inspection license? Yes, I do. All right. Where are you working now? Well, right now I just had to leave an old job because the difference is with my f. Cking boss. Got troubles with your boss, right? Uh huh. Well, I'll tell you what. You can come down and see me tomorrow. Should I bring my f. Ing tools?

[E]

Excuse me?

[B]

Should I bring my toolbox? I tell you what, Call me tomorrow. Call you when? Call me tomorrow. I don't think you can talk like that. You don't have to call me and talk to me like that.

[C]

All right?

[B]

Lynn, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll come down with my tools tomorrow. I start work tomorrow. You gonna come down and start work.

[A]

Tomorrow, yes or no?

[B]

No.

[A]

Wait a minute.

[B]

I gotta hire you first guy. Well, I'm the best. You're the best. That's right.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm serious. I know. I'll work circles around you. I'll wrap your head in with a ratchet. You don't have anybody down there work like me. Yeah, that's right. Okay. Okay. So I'll see you tomorrow with my tools.

[A]

Face, The Egyptian magician is the best one. That was the best one.

[D]

God.

[A]

What year was that? 88.

[C]

Probably 90s.

[E]

Yeah, early 90s, maybe.

[A]

Frank Rizzo here. Jackie, forget about it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, if you want to sell your car. Calling give me year, make, model, miles. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the radio. Forgivementeventhevend.com. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. we gotta do a bit called Bobbo's Insecurities.

[D]

How's that?

[E]

See.

[B]

Hit him up now.

[A]

800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf. Bob, we talked about this.

[D]

About bad company.

[A]

No, during.

[D]

During the Brake company.

[A]

He fills in the. The fillers with different music. And I told you last week, and I'm telling you this week, I don't want any Bob Dylan around me at all, folks.

[D]

That's new. You actually said don't use them for the. For the intro bumpers.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

There's songs that people don't hear that are listening to us on broadcast radio that we played down.

[A]

What was the name of that song he was just playing?

[C]

I don't know, but Baba, what was it?

[E]

Ain't no even.

[D]

No, it's called don't think Twice. It's all right.

[E]

Don't think Twice. It's all right.

[C]

The show, the behind the scenes.

[D]

Don't think twice. It's all right.

[C]

So great.

[E]

God, it's so great.

[C]

John just went off. It's gold on Bob Dylan. I've never seen anybody go so crazy.

[E]

About not wanting to be going downline.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Not even on the air.

[D]

Usually you just turn your headphones off and do your thing.

[A]

Yeah, but it's making my stomach hurt. It makes me want to puke.

[D]

Well, I can't help that.

[E]

He's in a bad mood.

[D]

You need to buckle up, old buddy. I will get through to you, son.

[E]

I don't think this is the way to do it.

[A]

Real obnoxious.

[C]

This is what it was playing.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

Shut up.

[D]

Why, baby?

[A]

I mean, who cares? Jim Crochet? Sure.

[D]

Why, babe?

[B]

It'll never do somehow. Hey, Bobbo.

[E]

Is this passive aggressive? Do you do it on purpose?

[D]

You do it on purpose? No, no. Here's the thing about those filler songs. They have to be a precise certain length.

[E]

So out of 3 million songs, this is the only one that's 352.

[D]

330.

[E]

330. Oh, 330 is a very odd number. Like, most songs are 330.

[D]

You'd be surprised.

[E]

Really?

[D]

Yeah. No, most songs are 326. And that's not long. That's not long enough.

[A]

Is this Bob Dylan?

[E]

Nope. This is Jim Crochet.

[A]

Yeah, this is better. This is the same kind of deal. This guy is. Is he. Isn't he from Louisiana?

[D]

Hey, everybody, let's spell opinion together. Ready? O, P, I, N, I, O, N. I don't care if you like it. They're filler songs. They're filler songs. They don't matter.

[A]

This is good. Dylan sucks.

[D]

In your opinion.

[A]

Dude, it's just filler song sucks. I mean, just a filler sucks. Like, on your knees, you suck. Have you ever. Have you ever been. Have you ever been to the.

[D]

Why are you so gay? When did you get so gay?

[A]

Have you ever been to the hibachi when they're. When they're. When they're throwing eggs at you?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Can you open your mouth and stick your tongue out?

[D]

I'm sorry. It didn't click over.

[E]

Hibachi.

[A]

Yeah. Like, you open your mouth and you look up and you stick your tongue out. This sucks. This is like on your knees and with that look in your face. That's how bad it sucks.

[D]

That onion volcano thing.

[A]

No, no, no, no.

[C]

When you.

[A]

When you stick your tongue out, please throw it on me. That's how bad this spatula.

[D]

And he tosses that egg. He goes up in his hat, and the egg doesn't come down. He's still looking for the egg. He's waiting for it to come down. He never comes down. It's in his hat, dude.

[A]

Because he's a crackhead. All those guys. The only person who could move a knife that fast does drugs. Jason. Oklahoma. Good morning.

[B]

Hey. How's it going?

[A]

Good, good. What you got?

[B]

I got a 2012 Abby. A5 with about 87,000 miles on it.

[A]

Mm. What city? In Oklahoma city, and it's a 5 with 80. Have you had any other opinions on it yet?

[B]

I have not.

[A]

It's not a. I like the S's, man. They're so fast. It's like an M. BMW.

[B]

No, no, man. The rs. Yeah, it's a little bit. A little bit more.

[A]

Is this a. Is this a Cooper convertible?

[B]

It's a coupe.

[A]

And is it the premium or the prestige?

[B]

Premium plus.

[A]

Okay, 80 on the clock. What color?

[B]

Black. With the kind of orangish interior?

[A]

Basketball? Horse's ass. I'll give. I'll give 10. 10,000?

[B]

Well, that's. That's pretty good right there.

[A]

Now, you got to pay the Texas excise tax on the conversion rate from Indian pesos to Texas greenbacks.

[B]

Gotcha.

[A]

No, it'll be fine. We'll actually come pick it up as long as you don't charge me 50 cents a hand like you do at the Windstar. Wow. Yeah.

[B]

Go to.

[A]

Never win down there.

[B]

Okay. See?

[A]

Go to. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. Give in.com, load it up, tell them I gave you 10,000 on the. On the air, and we'll come pick it up. Hello, Alan Greenberg? Alec Greenberg. Are you there? Crazy Allen?

[B]

Yeah, I am. Can I speak to Mr. Wolf, please?

[A]

This is Mr. Wolf. You're on the air.

[B]

You spell your last name with the E. You leave it off with the E. That's great. You get more points playing Scrabble with it. You know that?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a. It's an old Hitler thing. Go ahead. What do you got, Alan?

[B]

John, I have to know how old you are, so I know exactly what to say. Does that make sense?

[A]

46.

[B]

You know how old I am?

[A]

58.

[B]

No. For a second. Okay, sure. Do you believe I'm going to be 98 tomorrow on St. Patty's Day?

[A]

No, not at all. Are you a leprechaun?

[B]

I don't mean. You mean. No, I was. Taurus.

[A]

All right, so, Alan, if you're 98 right now, go to John Clay Wolf show, Facebook or go to 98.

[B]

I'm pointing the leg.

[A]

Go to our Twitter. Okay?

[B]

I can't go to Twitter. Do you know why?

[A]

Why?

[B]

Tell you why.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I don't know how to plug in a computer. You really don't?

[A]

Hey, I'll let you get on the air and give us some punch lines, but you got to get some. Go work on them. Polish them up. Run a buffer over him and call me back. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. 800, 800.

[D]

Radio these people.

[E]

That was just as good as that jerky boy bit.

[A]

Philadelphia. Philadelphia. You there? You there?

[D]

You on the air now that was a great line. Are you leprechaun? No, I'm in tour.

[A]

Good morning, Philly.

[B]

Yeah. Hey.

[A]

Hey. What you got, jerky?

[B]

I have an AMG E63. I don't want 2009. Do you want to buy it?

[A]

Nah. Are you from. You don't sound like you're in Philly. You sound like you're from the sandy country. He's not a hater.

[E]

Like the beach. Like North Carolina.

[A]

Yeah, we're talking about the Jersey Shore.

[E]

Jersey Shore.

[A]

Where are you from?

[B]

Russia.

[A]

Oh, Rush. Are you here legally or illegally?

[B]

Yeah, legally.

[A]

Yeah. How long you been here?

[B]

You want to buy the car? No, seriously. You want to buy the car? 2009. 74 miles.

[A]

It's a. It's a 09 or. I thought you said an MG.

[B]

It's all nine. No, no, it's all nine. AMG. Mercedes Benz E63.

[A]

Oh, yes, yes, yes. I do like this. I do like this.

[B]

I want to. I want a.18 grand for this thing.

[A]

Okay, let's start over. Does it have a bad carfax or anything? Because you. You foreigners will come over here, screw up, and, like, buy the salvage titles and not know the difference.

[B]

No, no, no, it's good.

[A]

It's the damn truth, Turley. They fresh off the boat, they'll buy a salvage title car. They don't understand what they just did. And then it's my fault that it's an E63? Is that what you said?

[B]

Yes. E63.

[A]

Okay. Is it a wagon or sedan?

[B]

It's a sedan.

[A]

How many miles? 80. What? 90. What?

[B]

74,000.

[A]

Oh, good, good, good.

[B]

74,000.

[A]

Just 14 grand. Buy it. 13 grand. 14 grand. No, let's do 18 rubles or pesos. Hey, go to, give me Euros. Go to give me the Danish Crown. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's work on it off here. But, yeah, I will buy it. Give me the vin.com, load it up, put in your license plate, and we'll work on it off here. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars all over the place, it seems like. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf. So we did not have a foot race. JD Cue the Rocky music.

[E]

All right, just a minute.

[B]

Hold on.

[C]

It takes a second to cue it.

[E]

It takes just a moment. There we go.

[A]

Okay, we're gonna have a special Olympics foot race between big fat Aaron. Big fat Aaron and one legged Lieutenant Dan.

[E]

How about we just call him big Aaron?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Big Aaron.

[E]

Yes, it's fine.

[A]

Did that bother him? Because he. We asked him the why he should be racing a one legged man and he said because I'm fat. And I understand that's hurtful. It is hurtful because I'm fat too and it hurts me to talk about it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean he's £400.

[A]

I know.

[E]

Doesn't mean it hurts.

[C]

240.

[A]

I'm 240.

[C]

That's.

[A]

But I mean there's a lot of genitalia in there too though.

[C]

I just like big Aaron.

[D]

It's.

[A]

I think it's so.

[C]

And he's going to be racing against Lt. Dan.

[A]

One legged man. Busier than a one legged man in an ass kick. Not an ass kissing but a ass kicking contest. He's going to fight. I mean a race. Big fat Aaron.

[C]

There's $100 on the line. It's a 40 yard dash.

[A]

But this is supposed to be. This is false advertisement. It was supposed to happen three weeks ago. We're waiting on Lieutenant Dan to get his new wheels in.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And he got his new leg in. And now he got it in. He's got to take it and get it done. Tuned on.

[C]

Yes. It takes two weeks to get it tuned on.

[E]

Get a ring at home. It's got to get used to it. I saw it. It's very cool. It is so cool.

[A]

Is it like Oscar Pastoris, the blade runner?

[C]

Yes, exactly.

[A]

You know he's in jail now for killing people.

[E]

Well, yeah. Well, this is really cool. Yeah. It's like. It's like the guys in Cirque du Soleil where they can jump 30ft up in the air. Those little springy things they have. This looks just like it.

[C]

And so there was a time where I was going to start putting my money on big Aaron. Because there was a bee that was in the office and I saw him kind of run out because yeah. He moved quick for a big guy.

[A]

Oh, you know what?

[C]

I'm gonna put my bet on big Aaron.

[A]

Big fat Aaron could shuffle to the side quickly.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. He had some move.

[C]

But then when I saw Lieutenant Dan walking in with his new leg, he had this little extra spring in his step.

[A]

Literally.

[C]

I'm like, you know what? My money's going back on Lieutenant Dan.

[A]

No, it's.

[C]

This is going to be a crazy.

[A]

Well, I'll tell you whose money's not on. Lieutenant Dan is. Lieutenant Dan's old lady. She's back in the office this week. For you longtime listeners, we're always supposed to pay you back. Lieutenant Dan's old lady is back in the Gimme the VIN buying room this week, upset as ever, raising all the hell. I did not see it myself, but one of the buyers in the Give me the VIN office did catch a quick video. Do you have me queued up early? So we'd have to say do it too early. Okay, Bring it down. This video is very hard to hear.

[C]

You wanted to.

[A]

It's from a distance. All you can do is hear her yelling, I'm guessing. I don't know what she's yelling. Listen. So she's in the parking lot trying to run over Lt. Dan's other good leg.

[E]

Is this even close to what happened?

[A]

I don't know.

[E]

I don't know.

[A]

I was not there. Were you there?

[E]

I was not there.

[B]

You.

[A]

You missed.

[E]

I missed it. I absolutely missed it.

[A]

Did she come into the buyer's office and run up and down the cubicle rows and screaming and threatening chasing again Wednesday?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

We need Big Ed to come up here and talk about.

[E]

We weren't going to talk about all this.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. If she's got the balls to come into my office, Tracy Biggs, and raise ten kinds of hell.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

And tear the place apart, I got the balls to talk about it on the air.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Did we call the police?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. Twice. And she's been turned in?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

So when she comes up here again, are they going to arrest her?

[C]

Well, if she. If they catch her here, yes. That's the only way they can do it.

[A]

Okay, so.

[C]

By calling 91 1. Yeah, by calling 9 1. We have a report down first time. And then we're called again the second time. Yes. Because it's. I mean, it's a big disturbance.

[A]

It is.

[C]

It literally.

[A]

It's.

[D]

That's just a tiny, tiny taste of. I mean, it's pretty quiet here most days, you know, and you're sitting at your desk and you hear outside, it sounds like Mars attacks, you know, And. And so, of course, we all go outside.

[A]

There's nothing more entertaining than a woman gone crazy. Unless it's your woman. And I feel sorry for the guy, but I don't know how much of it he brings on himself. I have no idea. I don't live in that house, I don't think. But I am done with that bitch coming up here and raising tens of hell.

[D]

Well, and that's rightfully.

[A]

And I apologize. Lieutenant Dan for saying that about your old lady. But you're way out of line letting this come up, bleed into this office at this point.

[C]

I mean, he's, he's, you know, filed a report and everything.

[A]

All right, if you follow the reports and you've done all you can.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If you've ever had a mad woman come into your workplace and tear the place apart, Please call in 800-800-723-4.

[E]

I did, I did on the radio.

[C]

I've never seen it. It's very Jerry Springer esque.

[A]

Daniel in Pittsburgh, good morning.

[B]

Hey, what's up?

[A]

John, have you ever had a woman come into the office raising hell.

[B]

That I actually got fired from a shop because my ex girlfriend got pissed off when she found out that I was talking to somebody else?

[A]

Talking to, talking to. Like talking to three kinds of hell.

[B]

Like talking to, you know, talking to you.

[A]

You know, like, you know, like talking to.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

If you, if it was a low, if it, I mean you said you were a mechanic, so if it was a lower end knock, that's more than talking to.

[B]

Okay, well, yeah, you're right.

[A]

Says dealership won't sell a bins to him because an airbag recall. Is there a way around that? No, there's not a way around that because they're going to. They're waiting on the part to come in and they don't want the liability.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Okay, thanks.

[B]

Damn it.

[A]

Mark in Virginia, question about deleted emissions. Are they worth more or less? Mark in Virginia they're worth less.

[B]

Because you can't worth less. How about in, how about in the whole United States in general worth less?

[A]

You can't get them inspected. You got to pay off Guido the killer pimp to get them inspected. And it's a black market inspection deal. I mean you can't get it done. So they're worth less.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Thanks.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oscar in Houston, 11 Sierra with 82 wheel drive crew cab is a leather. Cloth.

[B]

It's cloth.

[A]

Average rough or clean? Say average 18 inch wheels or 20s. Is it a Texas edition?

[B]

No, I think it's a slt. It came from Oklahoma. I want to say the first owner.

[A]

If it's a slt, then it's leather. The T means leather, the E means cloth.

[B]

Oh, maybe, maybe it was SLE then. I don't remember.

[A]

Who owns the car?

[B]

Me.

[A]

Okay, we don't deal with third parties or friends of deathbed. Yes, my grandmother is dying. Yes, my buddy has a car for sale. No, we talk to the buddy because we want. We will learn that it's a big old J off session. We don't get down to the decision maker. So this is your car?

[B]

Yeah, but it's more like. I had some questions about it before. Like, I thought I got a couple.

[A]

Like, do you want to sell this car? I am not an information booth, and this is not a free place to feel off the car dealer. Do you want to sell the car?

[B]

I'm thinking about it depends on buy.

[A]

Oscar, when you're ready to sell your car and you get to the point, when you're ready to go, go to give me the vin.com or call the show and we'll buy it. If we can't pay more for it, then we lose the deal. But we don't want to stroke around on a bunch of opinions. We're here to do business. Daniel, a 99 explorer with 180 is worth nothing. Man.

[C]

That thing's.

[A]

You there, Chewbacca. Yes, sir, I'm here. That's a lower end knock. A 99 explorer with 180 is worth 500 bucks, and I don't want it. Christina and Veronica, good morning.

[B]

It's Christian.

[A]

Hi, Christian.

[B]

Good morning.

[A]

How's it going? Good, good.

[B]

I was calling, you know, I heard on the radio, you know, the crazy girl or wife situation. I was actually calling about having a similar situation. It was just funny. We're listening to the radio, we're laughing. We work together. Yeah. And we actually. I worked together selling houses before, and she. She would just go up there and raise hell no matter what.

[A]

Stop.

[C]

Stop.

[A]

Okay, Christian or Veronica, only one of you tell the story. Tell her to shut up. Say, hey, first thing about your new girlfriend. We got to get her trained. When you tell her to shut up, she needs to shut up. Veronica, you be quiet. Let him talk. Go ahead, Christian.

[B]

No, this. It was just funny to us. We're listening to the radio.

[A]

You know, we.

[B]

We've been through that situation. I've been through a situation with her. I'm working. I was selling houses and a little situation popped up, and, you know, she was accusing me of cheating. I never. I didn't cheat. And, yeah, long story short, she raised hell up there.

[E]

Dude, you got another one. Did you.

[A]

Christian, did she stab you?

[E]

I think.

[A]

I think she did. I don't even know her. I've known her for 20 seconds. I think she's dead.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

I'm voting yes.

[A]

When a woman attacks you and you stop her, is that domestic abuse? See, that's. That's the problem is when women go crazy like this when they can't stop talking and can't stop swinging like Veronica here then. And when you stop her, then like if you stop, grab her hands and leaves a mark and she goes like back, right back as crazy and calls you in, you're going down. So, Christian, let me tell you what, first thing, you're driving around a car that's not street legal with her and you're going to get pulled over and you're going to go to jail. So have fun. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Big Ed, are you there?

[D]

I'm here.

[A]

Were you in the office when Lt. Dan's wife came in?

[D]

I'm the first one. I saw her and I said, who the hell.

[A]

We're going to cover this in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars and radio. 800-800-7234.

[B]

You may find yourself in a beautiful.

[D]

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[A]

Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo.

[D]

Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan.

[A]

The prince of darkness.

[D]

And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Good morning, everyone. J.D. babo Turley. Morning in our own Puerto Rican Ed. Good morning, Puerto Rican Ed.

[D]

Good morning.

[E]

Just sitting here.

[A]

Puerto Rican Ed is from the Bronx. For those of y' all who don't know who Puerto Rican Ed is, he works here at. Give me the van. And he's. Is it the Bronx or Queens?

[D]

Actually, it's Brooklyn.

[A]

Brooklyn, what's the difference? One of the boroughs. I knew. I knew it wasn't Harlem. You're too Puerto Rican for that.

[D]

Well, you may start a fight saying that stuff.

[A]

So what we were talking about is.

[E]

Well, we had a listener before the break who has a girlfriend in the background screaming at him while he was on the phone. And I'm telling you, that man's going to jail at some point over that girl. And she's amazing in bed. I get it, guy, whoever you are listening right now. But, man, she's gonna put you in jail.

[D]

She's a Veronica. That's one of those crazy girl names.

[A]

I've had them Puerto Rican. Ed, what is your girl's name? Your girl's name.

[D]

Her crazy name is Ken.

[A]

She's kind of like that, too, from what you've told me.

[D]

More than like that, actually. And very relatable situation, actually.

[A]

Lips close to the mic.

[D]

Well, she tried to blame me one time for touching her arm. She called the police. You know, when it's all said and done, the prosecutor realized that she's a crazy person and dropped everything.

[A]

But it did make it that far.

[D]

It did make it that far.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[E]

And you're still with her? Oh, that's right. You have a kid.

[A]

No. She has a kid.

[D]

She has a kid and I love her since. Since birth.

[A]

I've been. He loves the kids so much, he's protecting her from crazy Marie.

[D]

That's correct.

[A]

I get it now. Is that kind of what's going on?

[D]

That's exactly what's going on. Okay, not kind of.

[A]

And the reason you could talk about her on the radio right now is because she's still hungover, she's wasted, and she's asleep.

[D]

That's exactly correct, sir.

[A]

See, we're.

[E]

We're.

[A]

We're getting.

[E]

We're.

[A]

We're hitting on all eight cylinders this morning, JD that's what's fun is you can talk about your. Your gal. If she's an alcoholic on Saturday morning because she's still asleep as long as it's before. Or if she hadn't started her lithium yet. Right.

[D]

What's even better is my other girlfriend is listening right now, too.

[E]

Your other girlfriend? Hey, just a minute. I'm gonna go lock the door. Be right back.

[A]

And what else is great is that Ed has her on a low bandwidth cellular plane so she can't stream the show. Joanne, Good morning. In Maryland.

[B]

Hi. Good morning.

[A]

Hi.

[D]

Hi.

[A]

How are you?

[D]

I'm fine.

[B]

How are you?

[A]

I'm fine. I see. Zero four tundra. 90,000 miles, four wheel drive. My first question is, does it have any rust?

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay, perfect. So average.

[B]

It's in good condition.

[A]

Is it a leather or a cloth truck?

[B]

Cloth.

[A]

Does $7,000 buy it?

[B]

It's what?

[A]

Does $7,000 buy It?

[B]

We were looking for eight.

[A]

Okay, let's go over this rust thing one more time. So around the wheel wells, there's no. And if you Open the door and look at the jambs in the corners. There's no rust.

[B]

None at all.

[A]

Okay, then I'll buy it then. You've sold your car, Joanne. Congratulations. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say, talk to John. And I sold him a car for eight grand. What's next? I'll tell you what's next. Get a pick, get the title out. Get your license out that matches the title. Take a picture front and back. Go ahead and send it in and we'll send a driver to your house or work wherever you want us to pick it up. Our office is in Manheim, Pennsylvania, Lancaster. Right up, you know, it's about hour and a half up the road and we'll come down Monday with a check and pick it up. Nudes.

[B]

All right, that sounds great. Thank you.

[A]

Thank you, ma'. Am. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Lucas in West Texas, you've got a story about a gallon oil rig.

[B]

Two girls, man.

[A]

How'd it go?

[B]

Well, I was work. I was working on a drilling rig and we were working days, man, and we got off, you know, we were getting off at 6 and about. I guess two of those guys are old ladies, knew each other, were friends and stuff. And two of the guys I worked with and about midnight they came storming in the. Into the trailer. It's about an hour and a half drive to the rig from. From their houses, I guess. And I guess what happened was them two girls got together, were drinking and stuff, got all steamed up and got got to thinking that we might. Or, you know, they might have girls at that trailer and stuff out there at the drilling rig. And then they showed up at midnight. They showed up about midnight, maybe one o' clock, and you know, went in first. They went into the wrong trailer where the other crew, asleep, would have been sleeping. And we're all mad because they could. They've seen a bunch of stuff there, but nobody was in there. Everybody's trucks were outside. And I guess they were just going into trailers, you know. And they finally went into the trailer and found their dudes are yelling and screaming and breaking dishes and accusing them of having girls over there and stuff like that.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, that. That pusher got after him. He ran one of them off because the. One of them started smarting, smarting up about, you know, don't call my old lady a and all that stuff.

[D]

Oh, yeah, D.J.

[A]

You could have screened that one out a little bit better.

[C]

I Mean, they went and breaking dishes and stuff, which is. That's a big distraction to go in your office.

[A]

Yeah. In the middle of night.

[C]

Yeah, in the middle of the night.

[A]

Puerto Rican Ed.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[A]

The reason I have you up here is for firsthand expert testimony on the situation that happened with Lieutenant Dan and his old lady on Wednesday afternoon, or whatever day it was when she came back into the office. Now, tell the story. The first time it happened three months ago.

[D]

Well, the first time it happened, I'm sitting at my cubicle, and all of a sudden I see two people passing me by, looking like they're chasing each other. I'm just like, okay, Lieutenant Dan is chasing a woman around the office. I'm just like, okay, this must be a friend. This must be a joke. This must be something going on. And then all of a sudden, I.

[E]

Hear her screaming and yelling and screaming.

[D]

And yelling about some other woman and this and that. And I'm just like, what the heck is going on? And I just laughed it off, basically, until it turned into a more serious situation is what basically happened. So that's the first time.

[A]

But were there threats being thrown in the office environment?

[D]

Oh, yes.

[A]

Like what?

[D]

Oh, what kind of threats?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, I'll do this. I'll do this.

[D]

I'll kill her.

[A]

I'll kill.

[D]

That is what it comes down to.

[A]

I'll cut your other leg off.

[D]

Oh, forget it. Oh, forget it. Forget about the other woman situation, what she was gonna try to do to her. Who knows?

[A]

Oh, no. Okay, so all that went away. They got back together. Everybody's happy. Lieutenant Dan's happy. Lieutenant Dan's old lady's happy life is normal. This week, she shows back up, and what happened? Twice. Right?

[D]

Twice. Okay. The first thing that I noticed is somebody coming towards the office door. And of course, me being in New York, I'm like, who the f. Is that?

[A]

Right.

[D]

Because I didn't even recognize her from the first time. Then all of a sudden, she's going over to Lieutenant Dan, yelling and screaming and looking for the other woman at the same time. And it just goes beyond what should be happening inside the office.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Then the next day, what happens?

[D]

Well, the next day, interesting enough, I'm coming. Bringing lunch for the office.

[A]

No way. Not you. Oh, yeah. Ed is the caterer of the group. He's the food maestro.

[D]

I love food.

[A]

You know, it's.

[D]

So I'm bringing lunch, and all of a sudden I see a bunch of cops. I'm just like, what the hell are these cops doing here? And all of a sudden, I see Lieutenant Dan. I'm just like, oh, no, here we go again. She must have shown up.

[A]

Were the cops there to officiate the foot race between Lt. Dan and Fat Aaron? Is that why the cops were here? Big Aaron, Big Aaron, Big Aaron.

[D]

That's what I thought at first, but I'm thinking now, I'm just like, well, she must have showed up with a shotgun or something. We're in Texas.

[A]

Is there a chance that we all might get killed by this woman? Oh, yes. Okay. Oh, yes.

[E]

No, because some of us are packing. Oh, yes.

[C]

Put it this way. I made a mandate that we lock all doors.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not doing that. Well, I did that because. Okay. Do you guys feel threatened? I'm serious. At this point.

[C]

Yes, seriously.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

At this point.

[A]

So she comes in and starts shooting people. It's my fault for not taking action.

[C]

I'm not saying it's your fault.

[E]

No, we're not saying it now, but.

[C]

I mean, seriously, at first it's kind of like, okay, it's funny. But it keeps happening over and over again. Yes. I mean, to the point where we have to lock the doors.

[A]

You're having to lock the doors in fear for your life that Lieutenant Dan's crazy, ex. Old. Current. Old lady comes in and kills us all. That's why you want to lock the doors.

[D]

Grenades. Is this.

[C]

You don't know. I mean, you just don't know nowadays.

[D]

Well, better safe than shot.

[A]

Yeah, agreed.

[D]

It's a damn shame, too. She's. She's a pretty good looking gal.

[E]

What did you just say?

[D]

I think she's a good looking gal. I didn't say that.

[E]

All this.

[D]

You're gonna say that the first time it happened?

[E]

I know she is, but months ago.

[D]

I was thinking, you know, I might take her off of Lieutenant Dan's hands.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[A]

No, no, no.

[D]

We never spoke. I never, you know, not the.

[A]

Did you offer. Probably pay you.

[E]

You understand this is on broadcast radio. You just said, hey, I'd like to hit on your wife.

[A]

No, no.

[D]

Back months ago. I thought about it. That's all I'm saying.

[A]

Same thing.

[D]

I have the courage of my convictions. Okay, hang on.

[A]

J.D. do you remember when Babo had his girlfriend, that Mandy that lived down here?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

They were living together. And then she started writing you on Facebook, wanting to date you.

[E]

Yeah, but that. That was. That was trying to get to him, I believe. Oh, I believe that's what she was.

[D]

So, you know, I mean, I wasn't.

[E]

But I wasn't doing it. I wasn't working. He's talking.

[A]

He only did it once.

[E]

I never did it at all.

[D]

Well, why can't I say though, out loud?

[E]

Oh, my.

[A]

Can't say.

[D]

What is that? That shock?

[A]

Can't say.

[E]

What are you drinking?

[A]

Just a little bit.

[E]

Are you drinking?

[D]

No.

[A]

Nipping is not drinking.

[E]

You're saying things like you're drinking. Oh, like you shouldn't be saying things out loud.

[D]

So what?

[E]

Oh, knock yourself out. Go ahead before he does.

[C]

I mean, they're not divorced yet.

[A]

Come on.

[D]

No, no, I was saying back then, okay.

[E]

When they were even more married. Okay.

[D]

Yeah, a man can be curious.

[A]

So what do I need to do, man?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

What.

[C]

All we can. I mean, we've called the cops every time she's left before the cops got there. So they said they can't do anything.

[E]

About it if they don't catch her here. If they do catch her here, they can arrest her.

[D]

She's never here at the same time as the police, though. Have you noticed that? She's a smooth, smooth criminal. She'll come in, raise hell for 45 seconds. Gone.

[A]

Yeah. Very bad forest. Are you listening all this?

[B]

Yes, I sure am.

[A]

What do you think I need to do?

[B]

Oh, man, I don't know. Call the cops, Tell him to stay there, hang out for a while.

[A]

We can get Uncle Roy and get his concealed handgun. He just sit out there packing heat with a. Like a AK strapped to him, like a terrorist.

[C]

Yeah, that's what we want.

[B]

I mean, that might work, but.

[A]

No, a 13 Corolla with 113. Is it a LE, an S or A. Yeah, it was an LE or an S, man.

[B]

Whatever the base model is. I guess that'd be the le.

[A]

Okay, does it have alloy wheels or hubcaps?

[B]

Hubcaps.

[A]

Sounds like it. Sounds like it. Sounds like a six grander to me.

[B]

That's kind of about what I thought there.

[A]

Okay, hang on, hang on. Wait, wait, wait. This man's from the city of Oklahoma or the state of Oklahoma and he's acting somewhat reasonable. Yes, Forrest, were you born there?

[B]

Yeah, I sure was. Born and raised. You got it.

[A]

No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. But I'm very excited that you're. That you're. That you're being reasonable. Because see, normally Oklahomans call in with extremely high mile cars and they get all upset when you tell them the real money.

[B]

Well, I mean, it's. I'm gonna be honest with you, it's a former delivery car. And a state rep car. So, I mean, I'm all over the state of Oklahoma, so I know it's not worth much. It's got high mileage on there.

[A]

I'll give 6,000. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com and we appreciate you calling in.

[B]

Awesome. Thanks, man.

[A]

Thank you. We gotta go, Stan. Do we, Stan? Stan, you have a crazy girl story.

[B]

Yeah, this is. This is the ultimate crazy girl story.

[A]

Hold on, hold on, hold on. We got to go to commercial break. We got to play one song. We'll be right back. I'm gonna put you on hold tight. My name is john clay wolfe. Go to givemethevin.com if you want to sell your car. And that's what we do on Saturday morning. Oh, yeah.

[D]

We're back.

[A]

Back to the john clay wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com call it 800-800-RAD. Feel the show.

[B]

Exactly pretty.

[A]

Ain'T exactly small. Got it all. Here we go. Good morning, everyone. 9:33am Central Time. 10:33am East Coast. And since they're taped delaying us, it is 9:33 on the west coast. We've had that guy that says. Said he had a crazy girl story. Stan? Stan, you there? You've been holding in Maryland.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You got to keep it. Yeah, we got you. Go ahead. But. But stay on point and. And don't expand too much. Hit the punch lines is what I'm saying.

[B]

Okay, so this is what happened. I'm just wondering if this ever happened to anybody else. Couple buddies of mine, we went on a hunting excursion and we went out to this local bar, and we were there for a couple hours or so, and we met these girls. And some of the guys that were local were warning me about this girl. And I just thought, you know, they didn't want these outsiders coming in and taking their women, Right. But I probably should have paid a little more attention to them because what I didn't know was kind of crazy. So we ended up going out in the parking lot and we're in her car. We're going around. It was pretty gotten heavy.

[A]

So this isn't the first time. This isn't the first time that she's been laid in a regular cab pickup truck on a gravel parking lot in the back of some old joint.

[B]

Actually, it was a Pontiac vieira.

[A]

All right, there you go. Go ahead. Go ahead.

[E]

Two points for Vieira style.

[A]

It's like the china person getting in and out of a vase.

[D]

I'm guessing she was very Flexible.

[A]

Go ahead, Stan.

[B]

Yeah, the clowns in a Volkswagen.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But anyway, in the middle of the session, what we want to call the app, she turned into her alternate personality. She had a few of them and didn't know who I was.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And then basically freaked out at what was going on because she couldn't remember how she got there, basically because she was a different person.

[A]

This happened to JD Before. Oh. JD Had a girlfriend like this that had multiple personality. And she was crying and told him that it's very sad because came home.

[E]

And she was crying. She was very upset. And I said, honey, what's the matter? And she said, well, Beth died today. And I'm thinking, good news.

[A]

Beth is one of her other personalities.

[E]

Personalities. Well, that's good news. We're moving in the right direction. She said, no, Beth's the only one that could stand you.

[A]

Oh, that's funny.

[E]

Not if you're in the middle of it.

[A]

Will in Baton Rouge.

[B]

Hey, good morning, guys.

[A]

Hey. Hey, you're on the air.

[B]

Yeah, I got a. Well, that's great. Got a crazy girlfriend. Well, one of my roommate's girlfriend issues, he had. Just get to the point. One thing with him, he was always late paying rent, paying his bills. And then he had a girl. We were out one night. He bought one girl home, and his girlfriend called up. One of, she can come over. We told him, yeah, come on over. We'll leave the door open for you. Knowing that he was in a room with that other girl, and she comes walking in, goes into his room, court stuff that. That girl's on top of him going at it. He tosses her off. He chases after her, trying to tell him, like, I'm not doing anything. You know, nothing was going on. She leaves after the scream and holler for a while. The other girl comes out of the room. They get into it, scream and holler, and he's like, well, let me take you home. She's like, nah, you're not taking me home. She goes, you don't know where you are? Of course they've been drinking. She goes like, yeah. He goes, let me take you home. Well, she knows. She just leaves. Well, he comes beating on our door. We're laughing our ass off. About five minutes later, she comes beating on the door again. The one that we're sleeping with. They start yelling at each other again. Then he started having sex again right on our right in the living room floor, outside our room.

[A]

But alcohol is a powerful drug. Alcohol is a powerful drug. It really is some great friends there. I There was this guy that used to live next door to me.

[B]

Well, you don't pay your rent, right?

[A]

If you don't pay your rent, you got to do it out on the, on the breezeway.

[E]

Right? Right.

[A]

There was this guy that, that is in the same business. I'll leave it at that.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

But years ago, he was dating, he had a mistress that was. I went to high school with her. And he was actually one of my competitors in the wholesale business. And he came over, he kept her in a house next door to me. It just ironically.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

And he came over one night. I came home from work one night late, and he was chasing this guy around the front yard in my house and hers. Naked. The guy was naked and they were doing the round the tree thing, like, you know, shaking. So he walked in on her with another guy. And he's chasing the guy around, wanting to kill him. And it's going from his yard to my yard, back to his or her yard. I don't know whose yard it was, but yeah, I mean, people get excited.

[D]

So who won that, that round?

[E]

Nobody.

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

No resolution at all.

[A]

I got out of there, man. I didn't want to get shot.

[E]

Very best thing you can do is get out of there.

[A]

Didn't want to get shot. Getting shot hurts. If you don't believe me, ask Uncle Roy. Satan, are you here? We need to ask why you do this to people.

[E]

Yeah, he's in the middle of all this, you know.

[D]

He is?

[E]

Yeah, you are. Wherever he is, he's in the middle. He gets in the middle of our people's business. Yeah, you think it's funny? It's not.

[D]

Well, that's not really me.

[E]

Oh, yeah?

[A]

Specifically.

[E]

What do you mean, specifically?

[D]

I'm an idea man.

[E]

I'll see heaven, you know, when you're.

[D]

And I'll tell you, say. Say you've had a little marriage trouble.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

You're a nice young lady. Good looking young lady.

[A]

Little.

[E]

Little on the disheveled side, we'll say. Right. And you suspect your husband's up to no good.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And you have a thought.

[E]

Maybe I should just go up to that office. Right? Maybe I should go up there and raise hell. Right.

[A]

Activity.

[E]

Fool.

[D]

I may have suggested something like that.

[E]

See, I knew it. In the Devil's advocate. You do that thing, that movie. I knew you were, but I'm not sure.

[D]

I mean, I'm not sure if like, you know, if she was listening to me when I said it or if she was already thinking it, you know?

[A]

I mean, I'm gonna take the fifth.

[D]

On this kind of thing.

[E]

It's you.

[D]

Time and again, I found that's what works for me.

[A]

But yeah, ideas.

[E]

And you enjoy it.

[A]

You enjoy this. Yeah.

[D]

You know, old Bronco Billy, rolling down.

[A]

The road in a 76 Trans Am.

[D]

Why don't I just rob a liquor store? You go, Billy.

[E]

You go, Billy. What could possibly go wrong?

[A]

The. I'm looking at our run list today.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

New jerky 53. I see that. Okay. I can handle that. Is it a heart out at the top? No, we're good. Okay. Michael and no, I don't want to take that one. Josh Tomball, 14 explorer of 47,000 miles. You there, Josh?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

You want to sell your Explorer?

[B]

Oh, I'd like to.

[A]

Okay. Are you buried in it?

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay, then. Okay, let's do a car deal. So it's a limited or it's a 14. Is it a sport, an XLT, a limited or a base?

[B]

It's a limited.

[A]

Okay. And it has 47,000 miles. What color is it?

[B]

It's like a metallic green, but looks black.

[A]

That's fine. Is it a four wheel drive? No. Is it a four cylinder? EcoBoost.

[B]

I think. Is it. Is it gonna be a 3.5?

[A]

That would be a 6. That's good. Okay. Is it. Does it have a moonroof?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. Does it have factory navigation?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. Does 16 grand buy it? Probably not.

[B]

I don't think she'd want to let go of it for that much.

[A]

What buys it?

[B]

I'm trying to trade. I'm trying to get a new expedition.

[A]

Okay. I want to buy. I want to buy your rig. What's it cost?

[B]

I mean, she was talking probably at least 20.

[A]

Okay. Average market on it. 17. 250. When you were kind of being flaky on the front side, I figured that, you know, I needed to hitch a little bit low so that I can move forward.

[B]

Forward.

[A]

So y' all be happy. I'll go 17. 5 if it's nice. I might. I might. I might even go 18. Okay. Can't go 20.

[B]

I want to do it. We can just.

[A]

Just go to givemetheven.com.

[B]

We can just hit the website.

[A]

Yeah, give me the vin.com. my name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars and radio. Be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. He's so damn sensible.

[D]

What the hell's that supposed to keep.

[A]

Me cooped up in here? Okay, hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio.

[B]

I'm a peacock. You gotta let me fly.

[D]

No.

[A]

That guy dumps the clutch on this, he's gonna take us all out. This is the John Clay Wolf show. 99 Tahoe with 91. That's old body, though. Car's not worth much. Steve, if it's really nice, I'd give two grand.

[B]

That weird? Yeah, that's kind of what I was thinking.

[A]

That's so stupid. That's so much more car than that. I mean, it should be worth more than that.

[B]

It's super. Well, that's the thing, is it's super low miles. It's a. It's a cream puff. I just, you know, I kind of figure I should just keep it, you know?

[A]

Yeah. I mean, if you want to cash it, I'll write you a check for two grand. And the sad thing is, is I probably won't make any money with it after shipping and. Yeah. And handling. So if I give you two grand and I get 2500 for it, I'll make a hundred bucks after my expenses and. Yeah, but there's a damn good chance it just brings two grand. It's weird.

[B]

Yeah, I don't know. I get that.

[A]

Yeah. I'll buy. What do you call a Mexican Irishman? Domingo, are you there? Yeah, hey, call into our number five. We're gonna do a lot of racial slurs during that. What?

[B]

He's the ex.

[A]

Norman and I figured out what you call Puerto Ricans. Shipwreck Mexicans. That was his term. I thought it was.

[B]

Mr. Wolf.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Mr. Wolf.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Do you want to know what you call an Irish Mexican?

[A]

Okay, go ahead.

[B]

A green bean.

[A]

There you go. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

[E]

Don't get pinched.

[A]

J.D. what are you going to drink? This St. Patrick's Day?

[E]

I am going to drink this new drink from Chick A fil. They have a lime, a key lime drink. They just came out with. It's. It's lighter than a shake. I'm gonna try one of those and it's delicious.

[A]

Okay, Red, real quick. You asked. Speaking of Puerto Ricans.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Speaking of Puerto Ricans. What? What you got?

[B]

Okay, you're on the air. My mother. My mother in law and her brother were over. I think at. They were over at their dad's house. I think they were discussing stuff over a will.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And they got into a heated argument. And she went to the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and now her brother has a defensive wound.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

I'm just, you know, crazy. Crazy lady story.

[A]

Those Latinos they're hot, man. They're hot. They're hot. They're hot. You gotta watch your leg. Watch it, watch your leg. Watch it.

[E]

Check it and see.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Turley. I want to hear this lady that has the longest name in history.

[C]

Oh, my. Okay.

[D]

This is a story that just keeps on going. This was a YouTube video made from episode of Oprah Winfrey years ago. Years ago. Somebody's reposted it recently on Facebook, and I swear to God, there are 500 comments, thousands. Like, you've seen this, right, John? On Facebook? No, it's viral. It's gone viral again. A woman decided to get the Guinness Book of World Records tag for the longest name in history. So she gave her daughter a really long name.

[B]

We can't pronounce her name, but we can tell you it has over 1,000 letters. Her birth certificate is two feet long. She has the longest personal name in the world. What is her name?

[A]

It's Roshandia. Tanishan Vishen. Keishen's family. Drew. Shalinda. Shakarnay.

[B]

Rose.

[A]

Yvonne. Latani. Sivante. Prankisa. Viva zomba. Lisa. My middle name is kuyan scott.

[B]

Your middle name.

[A]

So please. Okay, go on.

[B]

You're done.

[A]

My middle name is Kunyan Scott. Ya. Come. And my last name is Williams.

[D]

There you go.

[A]

Pre K. Make sure you screen that one up right. Michelle in Baltimore. Good morning.

[B]

Good morning.

[A]

What you got?

[B]

Well, I just wanted to call and say thank you. You guys bought my Corvette last week. Oh, I was really happy with the service.

[A]

Which one was it?

[B]

Oh, you know, the blue one.

[A]

The blue one?

[C]

Oh, that one with the tan guts.

[A]

Well, we bought a blue one with like, yeah, great miles. I gave like, three grand MMR for it. So you had the 8,000 mile 0806.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, well, did the check clear?

[B]

Of course it did. My neighbors, to know that y' all do a wonderful job. And I was just really happy. It made it so easy. I avoided a fight with my husband.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, so you went to give.

[A]

Me the good dot com. Put it in. We bought it. We showed up at your house or wherever you told us to show up with a check. And was there a payoff or was it a clear title?

[B]

It is a clear title.

[A]

Awesome.

[B]

Well, so we have money in our pocket. Thank you very much.

[A]

That is the main thing is I'd like to get across to people, is that we do what we say we're going to do when we say we're going to do it. Because that is a very, very large obstacle for others in the car business.

[D]

Seems to be.

[A]

Most people just cannot seem to put all that together. It's like that woman's name a moment ago. They can't do what they say they're going to do when they say they're going to do it, how they say they're going to. They always got to gig you at the end and try to cut you back or try to sell you something or try to do. We don't. We just pay for the damn cars. We pay a lot for the good ones. We pay normal for the regular ones, but we just paid. You had a good one. And so we gave the right money, I'm sure. I mean, we always give the right money, but. Yeah, but the good ones will pay extra.

[E]

Sure. Of course.

[A]

And if you've got excessive low miles, then we'll pay a lot more than you might be thinking if you've got excessive high miles, like Blake and Lake Jackson. Let's grab him. Blake.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

Hey. Oh. Five lariat with266,000 miles.

[E]

Perfect timing.

[D]

Ride them, cowboy.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

You're. You're thinking ten grand and I'm thinking five.

[B]

No, I'm not thinking ten grand. I'm just trying to get. Trying to get your offer. I'm trying to. I haven't really done any research on it, so I don't really know what they're going for, but I'm gonna do a little shopping, but I figured I'd give you the first go.

[A]

About five GS depending on condition. Okay.05 Powerstroke with 266 FX4 crew cab leather. And if it's a Ruffle pig, it's less than that. And if it's smoking like a freight train, then it's less than that if the injectors are screwed up or the ogrs if the emissions are screwed up like they do on the six. Six liters. But yeah, five grand is about the money on a good one.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Thanks, man. 800. 800. 7234.

[D]

Doing a research search.

[A]

800. 800. Radio bill. Good morning. Another St. Patrick's Day joke, it looks like.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You said.

[B]

What do you call a Mexican Irishman, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I didn't.

[B]

Domingo.

[A]

Domingo did.

[B]

Domingo. Domingo O'Reilly.

[A]

Speaking of that. Speaking of what?

[C]

Isn't he in the news?

[A]

Oh.

[E]

Former Texas Representative Robert Francis O' Rourke announced that he's going to seek the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination on Thursday night. We have Some audio from Beto.

[C]

Amy and I are happy to share with you that I'm running to serve you as the next President of the United States of America. Defining moment of truth for this country.

[A]

And every single one of us. The challenges that we face right now.

[C]

The interconnected crises in our economy, our democracy and our climate have never been greater. And they will either consume us or they will afford us the greatest opportunity.

[A]

To unleash the genius of the United States of America. Is this funny or am I listening.

[C]

To crap that's just, I guess, his own?

[E]

And then the winner of the 2020 election, Donald Trump, had this to say.

[C]

Hold on, I got Rush dialed up here.

[E]

Oh, I'm sorry, my bad.

[A]

Rush.

[C]

Rush was gonna comment.

[E]

Okay, well, let's get Rush in here then.

[C]

Minute 43.

[E]

John.

[A]

Yep.

[D]

Did you say you've got the President?

[A]

No, I've got you.

[D]

You'd like me to go first?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

That's odd. It's an odd. That's an odd programming choice.

[A]

A minute 30.

[D]

That's not how we do it here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Beato, he's an Irish guy with a name like o'. Rourke. These poor schlubs out in Texas, they love their Beato.

[A]

Beto Beetle.

[D]

That's what I said.

[A]

Okay?

[D]

These are gonna correct my addiction. You wouldn't do this to Donald Trump. That's a little humor from behind the golden microphone here, folks. Tell me this, have you ever tried the rumble mints?

[A]

No, what does that have to do.

[E]

With what you were talking about?

[D]

But look, it's 100 proof peppermint schnapps.

[A]

You were talking about.

[D]

You keep it in the freezer, Beto.

[C]

St. Patrick's Day.

[D]

I'm getting around to it.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Celebrating early.

[E]

Sorry I missed the transition.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

You keep your replements in the freezer. Pour yourself a small shot, like 7 ounces.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Probably more of like a tumbler. Just get it down. Just left hand, right hand, get it down, take two.

[A]

Do you lace it with any pills?

[D]

No, no, no. Now you can. Now you can. Actually, you can. You can. You can use it to swallow a pill.

[A]

Hey, Mr. Rumpelmans, listen, we're fixing to lose DC.

[D]

Well, that's a shame. I feel like we lost them years.

[A]

Ago on big 100. So listeners out there, go to John Clay, wolf.com, click. Listen live. It's right at the top. And you can catch the next two hours off big 100. Everybody else, stay Hooked. We'll be right back. From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

When I go home.

[E]

I didn't send him home. I sent him to Oklahoma.

[A]

Call John toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO. Got to support the local community now. John Clay Wolf. Gotta support the local community. George. Right, George.

[B]

Hey, Josh. Hey. Hey.

[A]

You got a 08 hum. You got a 08 Hummer H2 truck, the Sutton.

[B]

Correct.

[A]

And it has how many miles?

[B]

46 and change. I just say 47.

[A]

Okay. What color?

[B]

It's the grayish kind of steel. Gray.

[A]

Is it lifted or stock or is it modified?

[B]

It is stock. Ride height. It has extra, extra wheels on it. I mean that. Custom wheels on it.

[A]

Do you have the originals?

[B]

No, I sold them. It had, it had the 20 inch originals and I sold them.

[A]

That's fine.

[B]

But it has, because it, they, they were chrome and there's, there's, there's too much chrome on the vehicle anyway. I guess chrome is out now. So I put, I put wheels on it that are fuel wheels with, with the, with a slightly larger tire than was stock and it's an off road tire. Versus. Do you have only have 600 miles on them.

[A]

I got to keep you on point here. Are, do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[B]

I have a title.

[A]

Okay. And you want to sell it?

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Does 20,000 buy it?

[B]

No.

[A]

What buys it?

[B]

Well, I live in Colleyville, Texas and there's a dealer, a used car dealer down here called A and L imports and they buy Hummers from all over the country.

[A]

I don't care about all that. What buys your truck?

[B]

About 38.

[A]

Okay, bye. Bye.

[D]

George.

[E]

Something in the water in Colleyville?

[A]

Well, the guy's just plugging this dealership, right?

[D]

That's all right, man. That was a spread right there.

[A]

800.

[D]

Take the under on there.

[A]

It's an 05 Hummer. He's got a good one. And I, and I was, I was checking his pulse and he knows what he's got. But he, but he's thinking I was going to go to 30, but not 38. And then he started all the blah, blah, blah, imports. I mean, I've been doing this too long, guys. I, I could smell the plugs.

[D]

My friend at Colleyville Import said it's worth 38. Five.

[A]

Karen.

[E]

Hi.

[B]

How are you?

[A]

Good. Have you been listening all morning to us or for a while?

[B]

No, actually I haven't. I just got on about 15 minutes ago. Y' all were talking about Cars. So I listened in because I happen to have a car for sale. But then I heard that great impression of Rush Limbaugh. And you know, Rush does impressions of other people, particularly Bill Clinton, and he does a good one, but I've never heard anybody do an impression of him. And that was great.

[A]

Russ, she thinks that you're doing an impression. She doesn't realize that you're here in the studio calling up again. Yeah.

[D]

Another $70.

[A]

$70. Here we go.

[D]

John.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

What? What?

[B]

What?

[A]

You've got it. You've got a lady on the air, and she doesn't think you're real. She thinks that this is an impression.

[D]

Well, that's ridiculous. What's. What's her name?

[A]

Karen. And she lives in. She's up by. By the nation's capital.

[D]

Karen, can you hear me? Karen?

[B]

I can hear you.

[D]

It's your old friend El Rushball, live from behind the golden microphone. What's happening? Look, Karen, what's the deal? Did you use the word impersonation?

[A]

The deal was, did you use the word impersonation?

[D]

It's not what I do.

[B]

Impersonation.

[D]

That's not really an apt description.

[B]

Okay, well, you sound great, Rush. I haven't talked to you for a few years, but you sound wonderful.

[D]

Oh, I remember you. Karen. This is Karen. Good. You're the one with the hat made of fruit. I love that outfit.

[B]

Almost.

[D]

How old are you getting to be now, darling?

[B]

59.

[D]

It's Karen, John.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

My old friend Karen. Oh, yeah. We go way back.

[A]

Way back.

[D]

She taught me, actually, how to fill a half a grapefruit with vodka. Two. Precisely two and a half Vicodin.

[A]

Take two Vicodin and grind it up into the vodka grapefruit.

[D]

Just go down. Just go to town.

[A]

It's like a party drink.

[D]

Munchy. Now your face is gonna get sticky. You want to do this near a beach. So there's readily available salt water near a beach.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And the salt makes it taste really, really fine, too. That's great. Thanks for that, Karen.

[B]

Sure thing.

[D]

And we'll. We'll see you next time on the airwaves here, okay? From the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Talent on loan from God, Karen, if.

[A]

You want to sell your Ford flex, go to givemetheven.com we'll buy it. Thanks. 800. 800-72-3,4.

[C]

She didn't know what to think.

[A]

800, 800. A radio Kim in Baton Rouge. Good morning. Hey, have you been listening to us this morning? Because I need some advice on this crazy woman thing. Have you. Did you hear the story earlier about the manager's wife that's coming into the office raising all kinds of hell?

[B]

No, I missed that one.

[A]

So you're from the South. Louisiana. So you have, I trust your opinion is what I'm trying to say. Just from geographic reasons. We've got a woman. We've got a woman. You've seen it all. You're. If you're. If you've lived in that area, you've seen it all. We have a woman that is married to a man, that. The man, he had an affair, and they had a situation. She came into the office raising all kinds of hell about three months ago, and they put it back together. He quit, move back home with her. Everything's good. Now she. Now she's come back into the office raising hell again, and she's storming through the office, making threats, screaming at him in the parking lot, really being disrupted. She's done it twice in the past week. And I need a woman's opinion on what I need to do as an employer.

[B]

Well, how do I stop this?

[A]

How do I stop this? How do I handle it?

[B]

Well, I think you need to personally talk with the woman.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Because now you employ. You employ the man, right?

[A]

Correct.

[B]

The husband.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. I think the person needs to talk to the woman because obviously she's the one who's causing the issue. And if you speak directly to the woman, it might make a better effect than if you speak to the husband. But it has to be. It has to be respectful and done on a.

[A]

You know, like, should we do it like. Well, like we're doing it right now in public air. I mean, I'm sure she's listening.

[B]

Yeah, well, the thing is, okay, obvious, I've had issues with. With people with cheating, and it makes you very, very.

[A]

Crazy. Angry.

[B]

No, not crazy, because. Okay, this is the thing. Would you call the man who cheated crazy?

[A]

No, but he's not barging into her workplace, threatening everybody.

[B]

Right. And she. She is. I agree, she is going to extreme levels, but she's got issues that she needs to work out with as far as her trust with her husband. And she's bringing it into his workplace, which is affecting his work, which is in turn affecting their whole life, because it's going to affect their money.

[A]

What? Now, Kimberly makes a lot of sense. However, what she's really trying to do is the lady that he believes that she's having relations with, he thinks it's happening here. So what he's trying. What she's trying to do is get him fired. That's what she's trying to do.

[B]

Yeah, well, I think she's doing a pretty good job. Good job. Didn't he already quit another job because of this?

[A]

No, no, no, no. That was here as well. That was before.

[B]

Oh, that was there. Well, I think maybe, I mean, is he a good employer, a good employee?

[A]

Yeah, he's a manager. Give me the vin. He's a good guy. He does a good job. He's been here a long time and I mean, if he was not already cut him loose.

[B]

Right. Well, I would just tell him that she banned period.

[A]

She doesn't listen to him. She doesn't listen to him.

[B]

Well, then that's why I said you maybe need to speak with her personally.

[A]

Okay. Should we just have her arrested the next time she shows up and have her face down in the concrete on the parking lot with cuffs on with the police on her and maybe she'll get the point then?

[B]

Well, hopefully it won't go to that extreme.

[A]

I think it's going to go to that extreme. I think that's where we are when people in the office are worried about their safety and they're locking their doors during the day.

[B]

Oh, wow. It's that extreme.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Then, yeah, I would definitely call, I would definitely call the police and she's causing the ruckus and you know, causing and crazy in your job place.

[A]

Cool. You heard it.

[B]

Fortunate.

[A]

All right, so when that happens, I, I, I took outside opinions. Female opinions. Okay. Kim. Kim, you have an 04 Lexus RX330 with 160,000 miles. Car is worth three grand.

[B]

Three grand. Okay, and I'll buy. All right, well, that gives me a.

[A]

Go to give me the vin.com. thank you. I mean the car.

[D]

Let's go. Yeah.

[A]

So, Bob, how was your auction moment this week at the Dallas auto auction?

[D]

Horrendous. I don't think it went well at all.

[A]

I wish we had tape.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What happened?

[A]

So we. He's always giving our auctioneer a hard time playing with him.

[E]

Yeah, and Bob runs the big video giant board behind you. He's a producer.

[D]

Hey, Cody, if you're out there, figured It'd be the 15 5.

[A]

Cody is the auctioneer one of them. We have two lines. We brought Bobbo up to the mic to auction off car.

[E]

How fun.

[A]

It was pretty fun.

[E]

No audio.

[A]

I thought it.

[E]

You know, we have a radio show on the weekends. You should record stuff.

[A]

I know, I know.

[D]

Bucket of chicken at dinner tonight.

[A]

You didn't hear It. It was pretty funny. And he got up there, he's like, well, how much does this gig pay?

[C]

So he's doing a whole standup, right?

[A]

He's doing. The cars are supposed to go about.

[C]

20 seconds every time, right?

[A]

And he's. And I'm like, bobbo, go, go, go, go. So I finally said, open it.

[E]

$1,000.

[A]

11. 11. 11. 11. Eleven. Twelve. Do it.

[E]

Do it, Baba.

[D]

11 or 12? I'm back at the beginning. 13. 13.

[B]

Sold.

[D]

19.

[E]

So you won't be making fun of Cody again?

[D]

No, no. Hey, I never said I could do it. Yeah, you know, yeah, it was.

[E]

It was fun.

[D]

It was cool. It was horrendous.

[C]

But so was it. You have a new respect for him.

[D]

Oh, sure. Well, what you don't think about, it's not just the cadence. And these guys are taught that it's just like typing, okay? You know, you can teach a guy anything. We try long enough to do it. But the protocol of the number on the screen, the ring man yelling up the up, you know, current bid, asking bid, you know, it's pretty fast. You got to use your eyes and your vocal cords at the same time.

[A]

It's weird.

[E]

Just listening to it for an hour exhausts me, just that level of energy.

[A]

What's weird is they can do it and talk on the side.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[A]

To me. And, like, it's automatic to them, it's like Baba says, like typing. You can type and talk.

[E]

Yeah, it's true.

[A]

Very similar.

[D]

It's almost a form of ventriloquism, man. It's pretty.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

You learn to appreciate what they do. Just watch them do it long enough, you know?

[E]

And the good ones get paid very, very well. And there's classes all over the world.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800. Radio Mike in Houston. It says you've got a 15 Kia Forte with 63,000 miles. You've got a 6, 7, $500 offer, right?

[B]

Yes, sir. I'm literally sitting in the parking lot of Texas.

[A]

Okay, well, then let's beat it. I mean, knock it off 250, and we'll come get it.

[B]

Sounds good to me.

[A]

Go to. Give me the vin.com. take a picture of the car, take a picture of the offer letter, and just go home, and we'll be there Monday. Do you have a clear title? Is there a payoff?

[B]

Yes, sir, there's a payoff, but I can pay it in cash.

[A]

Don't worry. I mean, we'll we'll make the payoff for you. I just didn't know if we could if you had a title handy or not. And we'll pay the equity. What? How much is your payoff?

[B]

Right at 10.

[A]

Okay. So you got to pay the difference, but you're. You're ready for that? Yep. So we'll handle it. Go home. Bada bing, bada boom. Let's go. Beto. Beto.

[D]

Beto.

[A]

Beto is. I see. Mike says listen to Beto talk and try not to picture Napoleon dynamite. Now, did you know that Beto was a hacker in his previous life? He's admitted that he was part of the hacker cult group cult of the dead Cow.

[E]

That I did not know. But he did talk about the fact that he was part of a hacker group that did that earlier.

[D]

In his age, they let you do anything. You just grab them by the process. Desert.

[A]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay wolf, and I buy cars. The radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Now back to the John Clay wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. And uncle Roy needs DFW drivers. Drivers, people that want to drive cars for $10 an hour and run around and pick up cars from customers. But only in Dallas Fort Worth region is what we're hiring for right now. He needs some extra.

[E]

Just need a regular driver's license.

[A]

Yep. Go to giveme the vin.com and no go jobs givemetheven.com jobs@giveme the vin.com. if we're not talking about Houston, we're not talking about Oklahoma. We're not talking about southern Louisiana. We need extra drivers for Dallas Fort Worth. And you just need to be reliable. Here's the problem.

[E]

Just reliable.

[A]

Take 10 people that answer this call out. Okay? And he. He calls ten of them.

[E]

Ten of them.

[A]

Three of them want to be part time.

[E]

Of course.

[A]

No. Four of them want to be part time. And then three of them want more money than $10 an hour.

[E]

Okay?

[A]

So now, even though I said it's $10 an hour, sure. And then two of them say, yes, I'll be there in the morning. And one of them shows up. The damnedest thing.

[E]

It's like topless dancers.

[A]

It's very much so. So if you're reliable and you like to drive and you got nothing to do, retired people is perfect. Perfect apps are perfect. Absolutely perfect. Retired guys that want to get out on the road. What was Your story. What are the hours, jobs.com? the hours are kind of 18, whenever they get started in the morning. And then sometimes, you know, if we run to Oklahoma, run to Arkansas, or run to West Texas, run to Austin, San Antonio, we send trucks to Austin, San Antonio. Most of the time.

[E]

The story was just about how stupid people are. When I worked at Six Flags, you catch people occasionally walking down the train tracks at Six Flags because they thought it was some of the kind of an amusement area and just people are stupid. This woman was attacked by a jaguar. You say? How in the world could she get attacked by a jaguar? Well, she crossed the barrier to get a selfie at the Wildlife World Zoo in Arizona. Luckily, out of no smartness of her own, she survived being mauled to death. But the zoo staff was not amused. I don't have a. Oh, you don't have any audio? Oh, okay, we have.

[D]

Well, obviously, they weren't amused. And she came out later and said that they should have built a better barrier.

[E]

She did not to keep her out of there. Really?

[C]

Really?

[A]

Yes, really.

[D]

And then on Kimmel. She's on Kimmel.

[E]

Should have built a wall bigger than that.

[D]

A couple nights after that, he actually interviewed the jaguar. Jaguar Kelly, thank you for joining us.

[A]

Jaguar Kelly. Y' all trying to kill me. What? You're killing me.

[D]

Jimmy, this isn't about selfies.

[A]

This is about a relationship with other animals, with the hippos and the giraffes, and I can't do it. Y' all want to believe. You don't want to believe the truth. Okay, Kelly, you're being very emotional. I don't feel like that at all. Can you just take us back to what happened that day? The attack? I didn't do anything to nobody. Y' all kill me with this. I gave you 30 years of my career. I even let my likeness to a luxury British car. What about that? What about that? I have no idea what you're talking about, but let me just try a different way of asking. Have you ever done anything wrong to any woman at the zoo?

[D]

That's stupid.

[A]

That's just damn stupid. Use your common sense, man. Forget the blogs. There are blogs?

[B]

What blogs?

[A]

Forget how you feel about me.

[D]

Forget how if you hate me, if.

[A]

You want to love me, if you.

[D]

Want to, but just use your common sense.

[A]

How.

[D]

How stupid would it be for me.

[A]

My crazy past of what I've been through, to go scratching up a person's arm?

[D]

How stupid would I be?

[A]

I. Well, I don't think anyone's saying you're stupid.

[D]

I've known animals all my life.

[A]

Animals that five or six arms. I'm not just talking about jaguars and lions.

[D]

I'm talking chickens and penguins.

[A]

So don't go there with me on that, okay? Okay. Cause that's the truth. I don't know who you're talking to, but if you say so, I believe it.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

I didn't do this.

[B]

You're killing me.

[A]

I'm sorry. We did not mean to kill you. I thought he did. He did. Thank you. That's Jaguar Kelly.

[D]

Everybody did not know that. Get the word out there, matey.

[E]

So the lady said it's the zoo's fault. Oh, yeah. She's too stupid to knock. Oh, my God. People.

[D]

I've always been terrified of that kind of thing. Wild animals.

[E]

You should be.

[A]

They're not cuddly.

[D]

Oh, yeah, of course. But, you know, I mean, that's. That's happened to so many famous people. You know Jim Croce?

[E]

Yeah, I know Jim Crow.

[D]

I mean, he died so young, you know, Do What?

[E]

No, he didn't.

[D]

He did. He was.

[E]

That's not even.

[D]

He was eating the pimento cheese sandwich. No.

[A]

Gene in Spring, Texas, met a crazy stripper in North Carolina while in the Marine Corps. Well, Gene, that story goes along with everybody that's ever been in the Marine Corps. What's special about yours?

[B]

Yeah, I mean, you have to have one of. You have to have one of those crazy stripper stories to be in the Marines.

[A]

Okay, well, what. What's special about yours?

[B]

Well, we went. We went out. We got a 96 or 72 break. We were out drinking, obviously. Met her. Her claim to fame was she was the talent on the billboard to draw everybody to the strip club.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

I was like, ah, I got a winner. So took her home normal. Normal night, right? Crazy sex. Showers were involved. Okay, so what year up in the morning, she's gone. This is about 93,4.

[A]

Okay, then what?

[B]

I'm dating myself there, but that's fine. Wake up, she's gone. I figured she went to go grab some breakfast, bring it back and continue. Can't find her during her apartment. She had a room for the kids. I thought so. I hear something in there. Marine senses. Spidey senses go off. I. I open the. The closet. She's in there with, like, she's dressed up as Raggedy Ann or got some blush on her face and she's huffing some duster.

[A]

Some paint.

[D]

Paint.

[B]

The dust. The duster cleaner.

[A]

Ah, the air.

[B]

Compressed air.

[A]

Okay, so she's got A little substance abuse problem. And she's into Raggedy Ann.

[B]

Yeah. And she's a strip. Yeah.

[A]

Hannah. Good morning. Speaking of crazy strippers.

[C]

Yeah, she's here in the studio.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

I thought I smelled your perfume. What's up, baby?

[B]

Hey, boys.

[E]

Is this a big weekend for you guys?

[A]

Hannah's our in house dancer.

[E]

Yeah, it's this big weekend at the clubs. St. Petty's Day.

[D]

Oh, no.

[A]

It's the wrong.

[D]

It's the wrong time to be a dancer.

[E]

Oh.

[A]

Why is it? But.

[D]

Well, people just can't spend money.

[E]

Really.

[D]

They get too drunk.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

They're out of money.

[E]

By 9 o' clock they're doing the pub crawls.

[A]

Why do you have this leprechaun here with you?

[D]

That's what you do on St. Patty's what? You get a leprechaun like Pinky, my nephew Pinky.

[A]

Pinky or you?

[B]

Say hi to Pinky, everybody.

[A]

I'm not a leprechaun. I can't Russian.

[B]

I may wear green all the time.

[A]

I may have to pointy ears. I may be like 2ft tall, but I'm not a leprechaun.

[D]

He's impressive.

[E]

He's cute.

[D]

And he can do your children's parties for $50 a throw.

[E]

Do you give him the money? No.

[D]

No.

[E]

No. I didn't think so.

[D]

What's a leprechaun gonna do with money?

[B]

Pot of gold.

[E]

I'm not sure. He's the actual leprechaun at the end of a rainbow. He's a child. Stupid.

[D]

That's so stupid.

[A]

So this is your sister's kid? You always have him with you? You.

[B]

Well, not always.

[A]

What do you do with him? Why is he dressed up as a leprechaun?

[D]

Weekends and every other Wednesday.

[E]

This cute. Don't get me wrong.

[A]

Take him to the. Oh, he's fabulous.

[B]

Gorgeous.

[A]

Why do you take a leprechaun? What?

[E]

He's not even happy about being dressed like a leprechaun.

[B]

I really am not.

[D]

Look at his leprechaun shoes.

[E]

I see him.

[A]

Pinky, what is she making you do as a leprechaun?

[B]

She says I have to go to. To the club.

[A]

And anybody that brings a leprechaun gets 500 bucks.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Brings a leprechaun.

[A]

Wow. Shut up.

[D]

You're not supposed to tell them that.

[A]

That's not part of it.

[E]

It is part of it.

[D]

I'm going to knock you down to 350.

[A]

Pinky. What are y' all driving? What are y' all driving around in? I'm not sure.

[B]

Tesla.

[A]

Tesla. Wow. Hannah, you know your cars. You take all your money you make and spend it on car cars.

[D]

Okay, first of all, it's my mom's car.

[E]

Your mom drives a Tesla?

[A]

It's fabulous. It's awesome. It's so quiet.

[E]

I know, but you're so. You don't think about things that. Well, you don't think to plug it in.

[A]

Hey, Pinky the Leprechaun.

[D]

We're, we're.

[A]

We've got to go to break real quick. Can you take us out to the segment, Pinky? Sure.

[E]

That's you, Pinky.

[D]

Show them your lucky charms, Pinky.

[A]

You got to say we'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back to the John Claire Wolf Show. Alright, thanks. Very good. Well, just in time for St. Patrick's Day. Crowds are coming by the dozens to get an up close view at what some say is a piece of Irish folklore.

[E]

Some people in the Crichton area of.

[A]

Mobile say a leprechaun is taking up residence in their neighborhood. A leprechaun?

[C]

NBC15's Brian Johnson is more.

[A]

Curiosity leads to large crowds in Mobile's Crichton community. Many of you bringing binoculars, camcorders, even camera phones to take pictures. To me it look like a leprechaun to me. All you gotta do, look up in the tree. Who else in the leprechaun say yeah. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com I want to say congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the Super Bowl. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. And to the Rams who got to see a free maroon 5 country that's now John Clay Wolf.

[E]

I love that audio from the leprechaun in the tree.

[A]

Might have been a crackhead.

[E]

Got hold of the rock.

[A]

Hang on. I'm going to bust balls. Baba. What the hell are you playing?

[E]

Sorry?

[A]

What are you playing?

[D]

What am I playing?

[A]

Was this your pick or Bob was picked early?

[C]

Whatever was in the return music.

[D]

I don't know. Oh.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

Fairies wear boots. It's that black satisfactory.

[A]

Oh, it's the same thing as last time.

[D]

That's an old deal. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, so he grew. Okay, I understand. Jim, Good morning.

[D]

I liked it before.

[A]

Jim, are you there? 16 Mustang GT, leather navigation, 23,000 miles. Is it a base or is it a premium?

[B]

No, no, it has. It has a cloth, not leather.

[A]

Okay, so is it a stick or an automatic?

[B]

Automatic.

[A]

Does it have night 18, 19 or.

[B]

20 inch wheels, 40s.

[A]

You sure? Okay, I'm gonna go with night. I'm gonna go with 19s. Just that.

[B]

That's. Yeah, 19.

[A]

That's 500 more. Navigation, yes or no? Factory?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yes, yes. Okay, that's another 500. It's not a California specialist. Not a stick. It's not a performance package. It's not a premium package. It does not have recaros and is not a roush. What color?

[B]

That's exactly the dark color. Maroon.

[A]

Okay. Just like OU Red.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

No way. Where are you from? No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. Okay, there's Hank Hill, everybody.

[B]

Right across. Right across the river from your hometown.

[A]

At the Lawton Duncan. Yeah, 23 grand.

[B]

Okay, I'll buy.

[A]

Yeah, we'll pick it. Let me. Let me see what average MMR is. Yeah, 23. 23. 23. Yep. We'll buy it. Let's sell that. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll get your check. Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[E]

Radio. Have you ever heard of the give the Westboro Baptist Church and how they get out and they protest and they do all kinds of different. It's so disgusting.

[A]

They're more screwed up than a soup sandwich.

[E]

I buy these people truly. Well, Lamb of God singer Randy Blythe held a party with kazoos and drums to drown out the protest. This is actually pretty funny. A Westboro Baptist church. They were protesting Representative Danica Room rem Rather. Is it rolling? Who for the first openly transgender person to be elected to the.

[A]

Hang on just a second. I want to interrupt. Believe. I want to interrupt.

[E]

Not a story about the Baptist church, but go ahead.

[A]

I want to hear the listeners point of view on 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio on if Michael Jackson music should be banned from the FCC airwaves or not. Because I think it should. If you. Have you watched the Leaving Neverland?

[E]

I have not, but we have some audio about that as well.

[A]

Turley, have you watched it?

[C]

No, I have not.

[A]

You have not? It is bad.

[C]

I kind of don't want to because I'm such a fan of his music.

[A]

It's gonna wreck you out.

[D]

It's hard to watch.

[A]

No, it's hard to watch.

[D]

Did I tell you I had to stand up and pace while I was watching this? I was so. I was so uncomfortable.

[A]

This guy is a P. DOE file. His entire life was built around the hunt.

[D]

Yeah, his adult now.

[E]

Are all these people in the documentary, believable and vetted and all that. I mean, because anybody can do a documentary on anybody and say something after their death.

[A]

I'll slam through it.

[E]

Okay?

[A]

Kid wins a Michael Jackson dancing contest in Australia. He's seven years old, he's wonderful.

[D]

All right?

[A]

He meets Michael, he does a dance with him at a concert in Australia because he won the contest. They become friends, he makes friends with the family and all this stuff. He brings them over to the US he starts raping them. Bottom line, I mean that's what they do. He leads him in and he, and he takes them to the ranch and he talks them into all the stuff.

[E]

The kid saying this to parents saying this, the lawyer saying this.

[A]

The kid, the guy that lied for him all of his life because he never wanted to admit what happened.

[E]

Okay?

[A]

Then you got flip, flip screens, same story. Kid in LA does the Pepsi commercial with Michael. Yep, same thing. Mike starts coming over to their house, making friends with the parents, making friends with the brother and sister. So Michael Jackson is like a two headed gorilla coming into your normal house in Southern California. Just being on the couch all the time, hanging out with kid all the time secretly like E.T. hood put on. And they're walking around at night so nobody see because he's Michaels best friend. He starts taking him on the road with him, doing this, raping him, raping him, raping him, raping him, raping him all the time.

[E]

And there's proof of all this?

[A]

Well, the kids, these two different people from two different walks of life sitting there telling the exact same, same story.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

And they don't know each other. The two guys, they don't know each other.

[E]

There's no. Okay, no collusion? No.

[D]

Well, I mean apparently.

[A]

Okay, I'm just asking, okay. One of the guys wound up being a big time. Scott Robson, I think he, he produced, he did the choreography for nsync, Britney Spears. He's the top of his game in Hollywood, okay? He doesn't need the money.

[E]

He's doing this for the money.

[A]

He's doing this for the vengeance because he sat on it all of his life and he protected this guy all of his life because he was so damn embarrassed he figured it was going to screw up. He figured if anybody ever knew the truth and all the stories that Michael would tell him. So Mike had had these like triggers like, like lasers and bells. And so if you're coming up to the bedroom, he had all kinds of.

[E]

Warnings and people were coming.

[A]

Yeah. And he was constantly coaching and brainwashing these kids. Don't tell, don't tell. We'll both go to jail. This and that. I'll make you famous, I'll take care of your parents. I mean, it's bad. Jd.

[E]

Wow, that's uncomfortable.

[C]

But the courts never found him guilty.

[A]

Because the kids, both of them lied in the member of the big meltdown when they put them on trial about 20 years ago. Yes, both of these kids lied and they said a lie. A lie.

[E]

Oh, they lied.

[A]

A lie.

[D]

What's crazy is these kids are about 3, 4 years apart Age wise. So they get to be, you know, in sync in turn, they get to be about 14, 15 years old and suddenly Michael's not having as much to do with them and they see him on TV with another kid, another 10 year old kid.

[C]

So can they not retry, open it up again and just sue the Neverland estate?

[A]

Maybe Scott tried and they kicked it out for statute of limitations.

[C]

So there's no, nothing.

[A]

Then Oprah interviewed him after this movie came out and she said the same thing. I mean, it's just too. You'd have to watch the movie, it's four hours. But I mean it's damning. Damning. And I love Michael Jackson music as much as anybody, but this made me mad. It made me so mad I wanted to go pee on his grave.

[E]

Really?

[A]

I'm serious. Yeah, he's a freaking serial killer, dude. Ted Bundy, Michael Jackson, what's the guy's name? And the crazy one out. And they killed all the people out in California.

[C]

That's Manson.

[A]

Manson. I'm telling you, dude.

[E]

That bad.

[A]

That bad.

[D]

Monstrous.

[A]

That bad.

[E]

So if he was the largest today, this documentary, he'd get killed.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

This would be his.

[E]

So you think radio stations are going to stop playing the music?

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

A lot of them already have had. They really Your corporate. Yeah, your corporate ownership? Yeah.

[C]

I haven't heard that though. Not like Gary Glitter. Remember that?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, Gary Glitter thing. Well, Gary and Michael, not quite the same level either.

[C]

Get one song right.

[A]

He lived his entire existence as an adult to set up for the prey. He had this thing going on.

[E]

Pedophiles do, unfortunately. I mean, I mean when you know anything about them, that's what they do.

[A]

But, but the details, when they get into the details and they both tell the same story and they're on different sides of the, you know, completely disconnected. It's chilling.

[D]

And years apart.

[A]

It's chilling.

[D]

You want some, some neat perspective on this? Did you hear what Mike Tyson said?

[A]

No.

[D]

About the Michael Jackson thing just recently in the news.

[E]

No.

[D]

Yeah, there's a audio. Listen to this.

[A]

You know, I have eight year old kid. I wouldn't let Michael hang out with my kid. I wouldn't let my kid go over Michael house. I love Michael.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[D]

Michael had the reputation of this.

[A]

It's like some people say, well listen, you're Mike Tyson. I wouldn't let my daughter around you.

[D]

Because you've been to prison for rape.

[E]

Right.

[A]

You know what I mean? Right.

[D]

And listen, I understand that.

[A]

Right.

[D]

I respect that. I understand that.

[C]

Wow. I mean he wouldn't let his kid hang around with Mike.

[E]

So that brings up an interesting point. Are the parents at this point prosecutable? I mean they let all this happen. They knew it happened.

[A]

The mom in the story, the Australian mom, she was pretty stupid. I have a feeling that she knew what was up. And the other mom, the fame just. Yeah, the fame over. She left her husband. Her husband committed suicide. I mean, I'm talking a disaster, okay? And I mean unplanned, this kid. But the, the mom on the one in Los Angeles, he just had him duped. And the kids wouldn't come off of it. They just wouldn't tell the truth in the fame kept them all baited.

[E]

Sure, Michael Jackson's a lot of money and a lot of fame when the.

[A]

Money was just the. But if you think about it, who is a bigger star on this universe ever in the existence of the current human race that we know to be.

[D]

True now in the modern age? Yeah.

[A]

Who?

[B]

No one.

[E]

Nobody as big as Michael or you know, along of Elvis.

[A]

Yeah, it's bigger than Elvis. It really is. Yeah, bigger than Elvis. So it's almost like you're, you know, as a, as a 7, 8, 9 year old.

[D]

If any of that's true, it's clearly predatory behavior.

[A]

Brian, we're anybody we're going to lose. Go to john claywolf.com and click listen live. We're gonna lose a couple stations. Brian. Oklahoma City. What's your, what's your opinion?

[B]

Hey John, we're similar in age, man. And I grew up, up with, you know, listening to Michael Jackson and we watched the whole thing and it's, it's, it's hard to watch.

[A]

We'll be right back. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. You can't drink all day. If you don't start in the morning, you won't need it. He hates everybody. Hey JD he likes hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[D]

What a crazy deal.

[A]

Chris, Texas, you there? What's up?

[D]

How you doing?

[A]

Good, good. What you got?

[B]

Well, I bought three of the balling off the lot shirts.

[A]

Balling off a lot DJ Pre K shirts at the end of the merch button@john claywolf.com. yes, that's right. And I gotta tell you, I went.

[B]

Out to a few car shows and everybody in my car club and a bunch of folks at the car shows wanted some. So I thought I'd put in an order for about 25 or 30 more. But I got to thinking is. Is Pre K getting a cut?

[A]

Do you think we're pimping him out? Pimping him out?

[B]

Football schedule.

[A]

Are you not paying him? You know, I haven't even thought about it. I do know that we raised fifteen hundred dollars for Mr. DJ Pre K to pimp his Cadillac from you good listeners on a GoFundMe. And he is white, black, you know that. And he's lazy in this regard. And he has not, he's not spending on that. He has not spent any of that money. JD Is, he's harboring it. He's been too lazy to. Yes, I will give him a cut on it once he pimps his ride and finishes the job that we started on the Cadillac. And then we need to do another T shirt with the beautiful Cadillac in the ball and off the lot and redo the ball and off a lot shirt. So I would hold up one if. Well, okay, if you're gonna come out with new shirts, then yeah, yeah, yeah, we're gonna come out with new. I'm trying to get him motivated. You gotta, you gotta motivate these kids in different directions these days. And what motivates DJ Pre K is fame and obviously not money because he's got 1500 sitting in a bank account that he won't spend. It's like a kid with a driver's license.

[B]

You may not realize this going around to the car club circuit. There's. Everybody notices it. I mean everybody realizes what it is and so.

[A]

Appreciate.

[C]

Does Pre K need to search more of these things?

[A]

Vader, Pre K is really. I mean, he's kind of like my little Macaulay Culkin. I just keep him around Just, just for personal reasons.

[C]

Come on, man.

[B]

You came to Collie Coke and me.

[A]

What's wrong with you?

[C]

So Pre K, maybe you need to do some pop up shows at these car shows, man.

[A]

We might just have to turn this, turning this Cadillac into A Gucci top. Cadillac.

[C]

We'll just turn it into a music video or something since I want the fame.

[A]

Just do something. Do something. Just quit talking about it. You're like my kid.

[C]

And do it.

[A]

You could. All you gotta do is make a couple of phone calls. That's all you gotta do. We, we recon 500 cars a week. We're asking you to do one. We have all the vendors, we have all the resources. Just get off your ass and do something. You work hard at your job, but you're not doing a good job with this.

[C]

Give uncle Roy a little something something. He'll move the car for you to the place. I know, man. I need to put the blunt down and get on it.

[A]

Yes. Quit doing that lean Making you lazy and crazy all in the same breath. That lean so good to me though, baby. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio earl in Oklahoma, double lot, which means 2000 Wrangler Sahara with a 180,000 miles soft top. Is the soft top ragged out or is it nice shape?

[B]

No, it's. It's new. It's newer.

[A]

It's a six cylinder. Is it automatic or a stick?

[B]

Stick. Five feet average.

[A]

Rough or clean?

[B]

Oh, 20 years old. I'd say clean.

[A]

Clean for 20. I understand what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Four grand.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

4,000. 4,000.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Whoa, whoa, slow down, Earl. Hang on, hang on. Oklahoma, Earl.

[B]

Yeah, so.

[A]

So you have a 20 year old Jeep Wrangler with 200, 000 miles on it and you're laughing at 4,000?

[B]

Yep, yep.

[A]

Good old hard ass Earl from Red Dirt, Oklahoma. I've been waiting for a good old hard ass.

[B]

I'm in Fort Worth right now, working. All right, I'll part it out. I'll part it out. 15.

[A]

Oh my God. Parted, out, parted, out for 15.

[E]

What does he want?

[B]

Yeah, I don't want to, but I can.

[A]

So when you called into the show this morning, what were you expecting me to offer on the truck?

[B]

I'd say seven.

[A]

Okay. But you'd parted out for 50.

[B]

I got a standing offer in Oklahoma City today. Two of them.

[A]

Hang on. So he's got standing eight.

[D]

Eight.

[A]

But he'd sell it to me for seven. Yeah. I'm going to say Earl is the perfect Oklahoma stereotype that we. It's not all of them. It's just a small fraction. And. And he's hitting it on all eight, all six cylinders. In this case, hard ass, high mile, Oklahoma. It's the damnedest Thing, no offense, but he's from Oklahoma and we buy some great car. Some of the best cars we've ever bought are from Oklahoma because the dealers up there aren't very good at paying big money for the right rig. But these old mild out whop jaws, man, it's like a hood market. It's like a good ghetto market up there. You know, I got my neighbor on this 66 Impala that's at 8000. Yeah, I'm 1500. But what they don't talk about is that they're trading and taking payments and doing all this other stuff that doesn't line up anyway. If you're a hard ass Oklahoma with at least 200,000 miles and want to argue, please call in 800. 800 said no, don't, don't, don't, please don't. Now here's a good one. This is interesting. John in San Antonio. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning.

[A]

You have 70,000 miles on a 97F250 but it's a two wheel drive. But it's still a seven, three correct.

[B]

78,000 original miles. Who bought it new, no dent, no bad paint. I bought it secondhand when it had just a few miles on it. And I've had a company vehicle all my career so it's just been my weekend go get stuff from Lowe's and Home Depot truck. It's in great shape, beautiful inside now.

[A]

So in 90s looking on the Internet in 97, let me think, they skipped a year in 98 and they went straight to 99. Is that right? Remember that body style change?

[B]

Not sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So 97 is the old square body, right? I don't remember what they did in 98 but it changed in 99 for sure.

[A]

There's 7,000 bite.

[B]

Not even close to close.

[A]

It's a two wheel drive.

[B]

Looking on the Internet.

[A]

Hey, I've been looking at the Internet since I was 18 and I still hadn't, I still hadn't bagged any of those babes that I've been looking at. Better have my money. And they just keep saying come here, come here, come here, come here.

[E]

I know you're looking at me.

[A]

The four wheel drive is worth a lot of money. The two wheel drive is a slow mover. But you got a special one. And go ahead and say if you would take 10,000 for it, I'll look if you wouldn't take 10,000, I can't. I don't want to bother looking on a two wheel drive. 800 but if you will take 10,000 load it [e-mail] 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[E]

Do you want to hear that audio from the West. Westboro Baptist Church? Lamb of God singer Randy Blythe held a party of kazoos and drums to drowned out the. The protesters of the Westboro Baptist Church. They were protesting Representative Danica Rome and her very. She's the very first openly transgender person to be elected to the Virginia General Assembly. We have audio for that.

[A]

What these people want is something that.

[E]

Looks like this.

[B]

But what we're going.

[A]

To give them is going to look like this.

[D]

There's such a reprehensible bunch. Oh, my God.

[E]

They're so hard. Have you ever seen the interview with the. With them? They're one of the 2020 or somebody. We actually went to their church and interviewed them. They're just horrible humans. Horrible.

[D]

They actually protest at the funerals of.

[E]

Service servicemen and police officers and everybody else. God hates bags or one of this one letter signs.

[A]

It's just.

[E]

It's amazing.

[A]

J.D. you can't say that on the radio.

[E]

It's one of their signs.

[A]

What did you say?

[E]

Yeah, it's one of their signs. You dumped it.

[A]

Yes. It's all over the news.

[E]

It's all over the. Everywhere.

[A]

You're gonna get me in trouble and arrested.

[E]

I'm.

[A]

They're gonna deport me to Oklahoma. El Reno to be here. Lord, this ain't CNN.

[E]

It's a lefty liberal. That's right. Okay, sorry.

[A]

J.D. do you know what the difference in a G spot and a golf ball.

[E]

Is all over broadcast television news, so I thought we could say it here.

[A]

J.D. do you know what? I'm trying to change the subject. Do you know what the difference between a G spot and a golf ball is?

[E]

What is that?

[A]

Men will actually look for a golf.

[E]

Ball and hit it.

[A]

I got a package. 800-800-7234.

[E]

Elsewhere in the news, Felicity Huffman and Lori Loughton are among dozens of very wealthy parents, elite college coaches and college prep executives accused of carrying out a now nationwide fraud to get students in two very prestigious colleges.

[A]

Overall. Today we have charged three people who organized these scams, two SAT or ACT exam administrators, one exam proctor, one college administrator, nine coaches at elite schools, and 33 parents who paid enormous sums to guarantee their children's admission to certain schools through the use of bribes and fake academic and athletic credentials.

[E]

And now every one of the parents is suing the people.

[A]

A and M is suing the who? The con people. Because they're so out. They're so. Their feelings are so hurt. You know, University. This just out. University of Texas A M is so disgusted that nobody paid to get into.

[B]

Those.

[E]

Parents is actually suing this group for $5 billion because they took a spot that her son could have taken.

[A]

Here's what I want to understand.

[E]

That's gonna be the backlash.

[A]

Private school is private school. Public school. I get it. But the private ones, I mean, can't they do whatever they want?

[C]

Well, to pay the coaches to take. To pass an sat.

[E]

Yeah. To put them on teams that they never showed up for.

[C]

Like, never show up.

[E]

Like, the swim team.

[A]

If you see what they're getting them on is mail fraud in federal offense. But. But the actual act of. Of doing something stupid inside of a public school. I mean, a private. I'm sorry. Private. Can't they kind of do whatever they want?

[C]

I mean, it happens in private schools. In high schools or in, you know, elementary. All the way up right now.

[A]

High school.

[C]

Private schools. Yes.

[E]

Oh, really?

[C]

Parents pay.

[A]

Please do not drop the name. I know. I know you want to drop.

[C]

I'm not naming anything. I'm not naming anything.

[E]

We're not saying anything.

[A]

I just have too many connections to that one that's so good.

[E]

We don't know if they would. No, we know nothing.

[C]

And they're. That's their school.

[A]

It's their school. It's their business. They opened the business and started a business.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

What they're getting. Like you said, they're getting them on federal fraud charges because they did through the mail and all this, but still.

[A]

One of the biggest hedge fund operators in. In San Francisco was in on it. I mean, he. He resigned from his. The APG Group or pgm. I read about this this week, and this is goofy.

[E]

It's big and goofy.

[A]

And they don't have them a little bit. They got them bad. They're, like, leaking it out by the day.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, they've been putting this together for. This is like the day SMU went down. This isn't an allegation.

[E]

No.

[A]

This is like video phone conversations. They were tapping phone lines. They have big names. Do. I mean, like, did you get it done? Yeah, the proctor. Okay, we'll pay him $50,000. We're gonna fly him here to do. I mean, it was. It's bad.

[C]

So the question is, what about the schools? Should they get anything against them?

[A]

What are you gonna do?

[C]

University of Texas is in on this.

[E]

Okay. That's a public school. Yeah. Yes.

[A]

I got turned down to University of Texas because. Because I was not a minority. That's my. That's my status. I mean, that's my statement.

[E]

But can you prove that?

[A]

No.

[E]

No.

[A]

I got into smu, which is hard to get into, but I couldn't get into ut. Isn't that weird? And it could have been.

[C]

Maybe. What if it's not? Maybe somebody was paying to have their kid in and it got you bumped.

[A]

Well, the problem. Not problem, but the situation into these massive state schools like UT is the. The minority swing. The. The aclu, the way it all needs to lay out. Sure. If you're a well to do white kid, you better have some serious ass grades in SAT stores to get. To get in. It's harder to get into SMU than it is to tcu. I mean, I'm sorry. It's harder to get into UT than it is to a state school than it is a TCU resume, but.

[C]

So this parent then paid the tennis coach a hundred grand to get his kid into to ut.

[A]

They were photoshopping pictures of kids playing sports that they didn't play.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[D]

That bad?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Let me get a picture of your kid. We'll photoshop this basketball shot.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

They did it.

[C]

I say it's smart. It was sneaky to do it in these fringe sports.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Soccer, swimming, bowling, rolling, tennis, rowing. So that's why they got away with it so long, because checking out football, basketball.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Although it's still happening with those sports, too.

[A]

Recruited. Walk on is the key term there. And. And. And that's how they would get in when they wouldn't show up for the sport. Nobody cares because the coach didn't want them anyway because they didn't play. Who cares?

[E]

Oh, man.

[A]

But I mean, movie stars. What's the lady's name? And she has a movie star husband, too. I forgot. The lady from Full House, the mom. Jesse's girlfriend, Lauren Laughlin.

[E]

That's what he.

[A]

Yeah, she got arrested with a million dollar bond.

[C]

That's crazy.

[E]

There's people that don't get that when they kill people.

[C]

No.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'll hit another car real quick. Steve in Houston, good morning. You're on the air. Steve, you there? Hello, is this 15 Sierra? Is this 15 Sierra Denali? What's a half ton? So it's a gastro, right?

[B]

Yes, that's correct.

[A]

What? Have you. Have you been working on this at all, or am I your first stop?

[B]

Actually, my first stop, this Truck was my father's passed a couple weeks ago and got this and we're family's trying to move it.

[A]

Do this because I only have 35,000. I only have 4 seconds left. 2 seconds left. 1 second left before I have to go. And we'll be back in just a second. Please go to givemetheven.com. throw the license plate or the VIN number, build it. The computer will bid it right then immediately and we will buy it. It's going to throw you a range. Odds are we're going to give you the high end of the range and and we will work it off the air. Thank you very much. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the [e-mail] be right back. I'm so happy.

[B]

She is so cold.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Just between us.

[A]

She's a little slow. That's not what I heard. She is a professional. Call him toll free 1-800-800-RADIO. I'm ballsy and I'm a gambler. Is that how you met your last husband? Now John Clay Wolf, What's the story? Who shot up two mosques and killed a ton of people? Is that New Zealand?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, it's in New Zealand.

[C]

Sad story.

[E]

49 people killed, 4089 killed. At least 20 wounded in terror attacks on two mosques in the City of Christ church in New Zealand Tuesday evening. The attackers were three men and one woman. New Zealand's New Zealand's prime minister had this to say. Bad shooters.

[A]

Time passes.

[E]

Well, we have it.

[A]

Time still passes.

[B]

This is one of New Zealand's darkest days. Clearly what has happened here is an extraordinary and unprecedented act of violence. Many of those who will have been directly affected by this shooting may be migrants to New Zealand. They may even be refugees here. They have chosen to make New Zealand their home and it is their home. They are us. There is no place in New Zealand for reason such acts of extreme and unprecedented violence.

[E]

Where do you go from there?

[A]

Whatever you don't. It's just sad. I mean it's like the Dallas shooting which wasn't that bad with the cops about three years ago and then he.

[C]

Facebook's lives it too. I mean it's like really.

[A]

You know that crazy bastard in Norway with at the camp about 10 years ago shot everybody on that island. I don't know if you remember. So it's not just here, it's around the world.

[E]

Nope. Crazy is everywhere.

[A]

Looking for fame. I need a story that's uplifting, something happy.

[E]

Let me See here, you can now flip off a police officer the bird. And it's protected under the freedom of speech. Is that happy?

[A]

It's. It's fun.

[E]

Stupid Michigan woman appeared at the U.S. court of. Of Appeals to fighting the notion that her right to free speech was violated, resulting in a harsher traffic ticket. Basically, a cop gives her a ticket. He's nice. He actually reduces it from a speeding ticket to something else. And as he's leaving, she flips him off. So he stops her and he gives her the original speeding ticket. She sues him and actually the court appelled it, saying, you know what? You can flip a compliment, but you know, the. The ass beaten is not covered under Obamacare or whatever. So anyway, that's. That's just kind of.

[A]

You know what's uplifting is white, black, Latino.

[E]

That is uplifting. That always makes me laugh.

[C]

There's old pre K. Yeah, let's get him set.

[A]

Here you are now about to witness the strength of street. Now for show.

[C]

All right, so let's play our favorite game. White, black, Latino or other.

[A]

I'm a read a crime or news.

[C]

Story, something like that. And y' all can guess the other.

[A]

Ethnicity because we know dumbass comes in every race.

[C]

All right, y' all ready?

[A]

Including white show enough. Plenty of that.

[C]

All right, so it's Saturday night and.

[A]

We trying to turn up.

[C]

We got a man in Queens, New York, shout out to Big Ed, who made it a real point to party all night.

[A]

So he's bar hopping Puerto Rican, loaded.

[C]

Up full of drinks when closing time rolls around and all the bars start kicking the drunk out. Our suspect wasn't having it, though.

[A]

Italians. You know your Italians, man.

[C]

He rolls up to a fresh bar after 4am and says, hey, man, I'm trying to party. But the bouncer says, sorry, we're closed for the night. Get your drunk ass home. You know, and well, our suspect ain't barring that, he gets to grabs the bouncer's hand and bites off the man's panky finger. Now, I don't know if our man's.

[A]

Is just crazy or if them late.

[C]

Night drunk munchies just kicked in real hard, but he ran off after the chomp and luckily the bounce's pinky was.

[A]

Able to be reattached.

[C]

So the pinky ring shall sign once.

[A]

Again, but when the cops ask him.

[C]

For info, he said he ain't pointing any fingers. So what ethnicity was our pinky biter?

[A]

Man, I'm going with what I said.

[E]

I'm gonna go Irish, man.

[C]

Brooklyn or Queens?

[A]

New York.

[C]

You said Puerto Rican.

[A]

I said Italian.

[C]

Italian. I'm going with Puerto Rican.

[E]

Puerto Rican.

[D]

I like the Italian angle on this job. I can see it. I've seen so many, you know, I.

[A]

Love picture movies, the mob films. I mean, it's just like.

[D]

I've seen Joe Pesci do that.

[E]

You're gonna lose a finger.

[A]

What are you talking about?

[B]

The bar is closed.

[D]

Henry, let me in that bar, you stuttering prick, you.

[E]

All right, I'm sticking with it's a spaghetti eater, man.

[A]

All right. What do you think, J.D.

[E]

I said Irish.

[A]

Irish.

[E]

Irish.

[A]

Why? Just cuz it's St. Patrick's Day?

[E]

No, because they're drunks.

[A]

Okay, Going bar to bar. What do you think, DJ man?

[C]

It's not a spicy meat bowl this time. We got Edgar Martinez, a Hispanic man. Hispanic, Puerto Rican.

[A]

Same thing. Yeah, it's close.

[C]

Could be Dominican, you know, it's another.

[A]

Hey, I'm looking at this racial slur database.

[E]

What?

[A]

And you're a Greek, right, Turley?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Do you know. Are there some Greek slang terms that you're familiar with?

[C]

Greasy, I mean, I've heard that.

[A]

Greasy, Yeah. A grease ball, bag, possibly. Because the grease they sometimes put on their hair and the types of food they make.

[E]

Do you really want to be reading?

[C]

Where are you going? Here.

[A]

A myth maker. Because the Greeks make up myths. I can't say that one.

[E]

Nope.

[A]

An olive picker.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's an old one, but yeah. My grandmother.

[A]

Hey. A grape smasher. Many Greeks wear their hair high on the front of their head. They call them a tough. A unibrow. They tend to have hairy eyebrows that often meet a wog. Workers of the government, a Yanni. Just because a Yanni's a famous piano player. And a Zorba. So that's.

[C]

I mean, none of those are really like. They're not an olive picker.

[A]

Might.

[C]

Older people might get pissed off about that.

[A]

Puerto Rican says can kicker because they kick cans for soccer balls and play with Kansas baseballs.

[E]

Okay. Bad as it gets, huh?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, there's plenty of bad. I'm just trying to keep from getting kicked off the radio. He's the accidental racist. You want some more? No. You're getting close. Shipwrecked Mexicans. That's Puerto Rican. Stop.

[E]

Why are you doing this? Well, that's just stupid how close you can get to the line.

[A]

Oh, no, no, it's not the line. You know what? You know, an essay and an essay. Hispanic people. Hey, yo. Essay. A paragraph is a baby one Ah, it's not a full essay.

[C]

These are like dumb jokes.

[A]

Yeah, jokes. But the Italian one is deep. I can't even start on it. The Indian one will get us all in trouble. Let's not do that. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[E]

Why?

[A]

What? Why what? Why? Why? Oh, I don't know. Because they could. It's just fun. Justin. Justin and Austin.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Where are you from? I know you're from Austin, but where was your great great great grandfather from?

[B]

That's a good question. I don't know. I'm originally from Washington state.

[A]

Okay, so that means you're a bastard child. You have no idea.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

06F250 my family history. Go to.

[E]

What's that thing called 32 and you or something?

[A]

Family tree dot com.

[E]

23 and me.

[A]

06F250 Larry. 55, 55,000 miles. Are you a mile cutter? Are they real?

[B]

Yes, sir. No, they're real.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I bought it originally with 20,000 and I was the owner operator truck driver for a long time time. So I didn't drive it a lot.

[A]

An 06 F250 Lariat Diesel.55, four wheel drive, crew cab, navigation, DVD. So it's the old body style but it's a six liter but it's got great miles. Is it a long bed or it's a short bed? If it's a 250. So is it, is it 13, 14, 15 grand? Is that right?

[B]

No, it's a. It's a long bed. It's a crew cab long bed on.

[A]

An F250 or a 350?

[B]

F250.

[A]

I hate to start an argument with you but I've been doing this a while and that might be the first I've ever seen of an F250 crew cabinet extended cab. I've seen a long bed on a 250 but on a crew cab I have not seen a long bed. You sure it's not extended cab?

[B]

No, it's not extended cab.

[A]

Because that single.

[B]

Unless. Unless the badgings are wrong on the truck. But I mean you can run the bad. Then it's. It's a long bench.

[A]

Do that. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Guadalupe.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

07 Silverado with a buck 77 on the clock. Two wheel drive. Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[B]

Yes, yes sir.

[A]

Of course. And is It a Texas edition?

[B]

Yes, sir, of course.

[A]

And is it leather or cloth?

[B]

It's cloth.

[A]

Does 8,000 buy it? Because it should.

[B]

I would like 9,500 on it.

[A]

You're a little flip. You're a little flip flopped. The miles are just a little too long. I may go to 9. Go to givemetheven.com and load up. Let's take a look. Tell the guys in the info box. They send this one to John so I can take a look. Because this truck could do it if it's got the right look. It technically shouldn't because the year in the miles. But if you got just the right look, I can get there.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Thanks. Mm. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800. Radio Mike. These enclaves will not stay running when they have high miles on them. The timing chain is bad on them and the timing goes out and the camshaft sensors go out. And they're those in acadias. I mean it's. They just in the transmissions. They're that it's not called an active band.

[B]

I wish I know that before I bought it.

[A]

Right. What's the. What's the transmission called on these things? It's not cvt. It's got a different transmission. It costs like three grand to fix. Is anything wrong with it right now?

[B]

No, it runs perfect.

[A]

If you'll bring it to me, I'll give four grand. I'm not going to Oklahoma to get it. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. Because I want to make sure it makes it here.

[E]

Right. Makes sense.

[A]

Yeah. I just. I've been burning these things so many times, they just wear me out. Jonathan Norman, Oklahoma with a 200,000,000,000 mile diesel truck. We just go to the website. We can argue with you typing instead of verbally.

[E]

This is kind of funny. There's a lot of ways to get in trouble in this great state of Texas. Obviously you can sneak into the country, but that's okay. But you better not cheat fishing. That is a felony. A fisherman in Texas has been indicted by the grand jury after allegedly trimming a bass's tail to meet a weight in requirement. This guy got charged with a felony. Terry Keith Long of Bridgeport allegedly altered the animal to meet its fishing regulations at a lake east of Dallas which allows fishermen to keep only largemouth bass 16 inches and smaller or 24 inches and longer. So he actually cut the tail and it's a felony.

[A]

Really?

[E]

Yes. He was later charged with fraud for freshwater fishing.

[A]

Who turned him in.

[E]

A third degree felony. Apparently they figured it out, they clipped it. When they saw the tail was clipped, they went, that's illegal. And turns out that's a third degree felony in Texas.

[C]

Who's got the time to do all that?

[E]

The people. Oh, they take fishing very seriously. And there's some huge prizes.

[D]

Oh sure.

[E]

$50,000 boats and everything else.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

There are guys where I come from, fellas that are. I mean that's all you do from.

[E]

From March till November. And the other one is the hand fishing. When they reach into the hole and grab the cat, pull them out. Noodling Red River. Huge, huge, huge, huge bunch of fish.

[D]

What are y' all doing later? Fishing, Duh, duh.

[E]

Fishing.

[D]

That's all they do. Guys who are into it. I should go fishing.

[A]

John got a little Bassmaster. Oh, have you. Are you fisherman? You want to buy boat?

[D]

I love to go. I love to go. I don't own any equipment anymore. It's been so many years. I used to go, you know, when I lived in Harold, I used to go to the Red river all the time.

[A]

Have you ever been noodling?

[D]

No, no. I ain't sticking my hand in a home.

[E]

I did a story on some girls and they're literally the bikini babes. And they wear these bikinis and they get these monstrous fish out with their hands by hand. It's amazing.

[C]

I saw your video of it.

[A]

You better date one of those guys. They got strong hands.

[E]

Speaking of fish, a man was swept into a whale's mouth while diving off the coast.

[A]

Called Jonah. And my name is John Clay Wolf. And we'll be back. Uno momento por for four. We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. You don't think I have an annoying high pitched voice? Call in 800. 800 radio. Not at all. In fact, I find your voice quite melodious. I'm a rant. Now, John Clay Wolf, Did he kill himself or did Courtney kill him?

[C]

No, he killed himself.

[D]

All right. I forgot about Courtney.

[A]

Why do they all kill themselves when they get big?

[D]

A lot of them do. But you know, a lot of it's you. You'd be surprised. And I've done a lot of research on this. A lot of famous musicians have died after shaking sandwiches at wild animals.

[E]

Didn't happen, J.D.

[A]

You used to be famous. You're still here.

[E]

I know, but I'm about to kill myself. One more day with him and his shaking sandwich stories.

[D]

Like Mama Cass.

[E]

Yeah, that didn't happen.

[D]

She shook a tuna fish sandwich.

[B]

No.

[A]

California brown bear Mama cast from the Mamas And Papas.

[E]

That's not true.

[A]

The big old gal.

[D]

It's not remotely true.

[C]

That's how she died.

[D]

And Karen Carpenter was there. She witnessed it.

[E]

That's not true.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

20 years later didn't none of these.

[E]

Two and one none of that story actually happened.

[D]

And here's the thing. That bear is still out there.

[E]

I'm sure he is.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[B]

I had to do it.

[E]

I used to be famous. So what am I hiding out now? John.

[A]

No. You know, you just used to be. Used to be famous?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

What am. I am now. I'm on Europe and I'm on your show.

[A]

Beat your. We're not famous.

[E]

You're famous.

[A]

We're just here. I'm not famous.

[E]

Oh, you're famous.

[A]

Stop.

[E]

Oh dude, I got places people know you.

[D]

We're just a good old boys.

[A]

Well I am not famous.

[E]

We don't mean no harm.

[A]

You were famous.

[E]

I was never famous. I was radio. There's no. Those two words are not synonymous.

[A]

Luke.

[B]

Oklahoma Morning Guys.

[A]

Hey. Hey. 09 Tacoma with a hunsky on it. Extended cab. Not. Not four door, right.

[B]

The. The access cab.

[A]

Okay. Two wheel drive. Is it a pre runner or the little mail delivery looking truck? Like a parts runner?

[B]

No, no It's. It's the V6 with the pre runner and SR5 and all the good.

[A]

So it looks good. It's got some look, it's got some boob. I don't know. 09 with 100 on it. It's got to be worth eight grand, isn't it?

[B]

Oh yeah. At least I was hoping for probably 13 or 14. Cut the price of a new used Tacoma in half.

[D]

Damn.

[A]

Where are you from? Edmond, Oklahoma. Okay. I'm just kidding. No offense but he's from Oklahoma. It's just. It's just very different. It's just very difficult to buy a high mileage rig from someone in the state of Oklahoma. I've learned this to be a fact to the point that it's almost not worth trying to.

[D]

Sure.

[A]

Okay, let's do this. I'm going to appease you because I think you're more right than I on this one. I'm going to pull up a market report. I'm going to go to. What is it? A Tacoma? It's a six cylinder. Is that right?

[B]

Yes sir.

[A]

Okay. And it's an extended cab pre runner, not an X runner but a Pre runner. And I'm going to put in 107,000 miles. Let's see what the computer says. It says $10,150. Does that buy your car?

[B]

Probably not today. That's closer.

[A]

Well, it is closer. It is closer. I didn't offer it. I just wondered if it'd buy it. Yeah, I'd probably, I'd give ten, I'd give ten grand for it and come get it. If, if, if you want to sell it for 10Gs, go to givemetheven.com and we'll buy it. You're you and your high mileage two wheel drive Toyota. I, they, they really surprise me, these cars. I don't understand why they bring what they bring with this many miles on them, but they do. And the crew cab, if it was a crew cab, it bring 2000 more, maybe 2500. The extended cab is less desirable, but I'll give 10 grand. It's better than a swift kick in the ass. Thank you. Absolutely, absolutely. Tony from Oklahoma. An O2 Outback with 120. Hi, boy.

[B]

Hi. I thought I heard about you talking about noodle a while ago. We noodle, we noodle up here all the time. We have a big, big noodling contest in southern Oklahoma every year.

[A]

Oh, I used to live on the Red river in Noona.

[B]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, I used. I actually have a place out at Oakshore.

[A]

Where, where, where do you live?

[B]

I know, I live in Elmore City, Oklahoma City.

[A]

Elmore City. Elmore City. Is that near, is that, is that on the west side like on the Wichita Falls border or is that over by the Ardmore border?

[B]

No, no, no, no. It's. It's 66 miles north of the border on I35.

[A]

Okay. Like Davis.

[B]

Right by, Right by Paul's Valley.

[A]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

Right by Paul's Valley.

[A]

Cool. You're a noodler. So what do you do with, what do you do with these 50 pound catfish when you pull them out of that hole, do you eat them? Sometimes. But it.

[B]

They're that big, usually we try to. We take picture and put them back.

[A]

Are they. No. Are they good to eat or they are they just too tough? Are they too big?

[B]

No, they're not too, they're not too tough. But if everybody takes out the big fish, then you have none, none left to reproduce.

[A]

So how, how long does it take a cat to get that large, do you know?

[B]

Oh, several decades.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Decades.

[A]

Decades.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. We've caught some that they say were, you know, they estimate them 50, 60 years old.

[A]

Just pull them out of their own.

[B]

You're talking very, very large fish.

[E]

And many times they go in there and the fisherman doesn't come back.

[A]

Have you ever heard a story? I mean, do they ever chomp down and get the right grip and pull a finger or an arm or anything off?

[D]

Yes, they do.

[B]

No, no, but I have been. I have had my hands look like they've been torn up. I've been bloodied before. Yes.

[A]

Do you wear a sleeve, like some kind of rubber? Okay, so. All right.

[C]

No, come on.

[A]

What do you grab when you get in there? Just get a hold of a gill on the inside.

[B]

No, grab. Grab the bottom. Usually if you put your hand in there, they'll bite it. And you just grab their bottom jaw, pull them out.

[A]

All right, send us a picture. Send us some nudes.

[C]

I've seen some that. They go halfway up their arm.

[E]

Halfway up their arm.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And every once in a while was. The fish wins.

[D]

And they'll spin and. Yeah, they can make quite an abrasion right here. I've seen pictures. And we all know what happened to Hendrix, right?

[E]

Thinning the herd. No, what happened? Well, we know what happened to Hendrix. Sure we do.

[D]

Up in Washington State.

[E]

Well, what happened?

[A]

Jimi Hendrix. Yeah. What?

[D]

He shook a Reuben sandwich.

[A]

He did what? Y' all started laughing. I didn't hear.

[D]

He was standing on the waterline eating a Reuben sandwich, and he shook it at this giant catfish.

[E]

He didn't.

[D]

No, he took his arm clean off.

[E]

Zero words.

[C]

So that's why he killed himself.

[E]

Gone but not forgotten.

[A]

There's a story of Elvis dying on a pbj, isn't there? No.

[E]

Hell, yeah.

[D]

Yes, yes.

[A]

Yes. There really is.

[E]

No, he didn't dive a PBJ sandwich on the toilet. On the toilet.

[D]

That side of Memphis, where Grace Lane is located, people don't realize eat up with mountain lions. No.

[E]

He didn't get eaten by mountain lion.

[C]

So he was eating a PBJ sandwich.

[D]

No, peanut butter. Peanut butter, banana.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

On the toilet. And the mountain lion came in.

[A]

In there. Guys pulled him off the crapper.

[D]

Right. Because natural habitat for mountain lions, you know, is bathroom.

[E]

Yeah, it's bathrooms.

[D]

You've seen the hang. They just tend towards bathrooms.

[A]

You see the hangover with the tigers in Vegas.

[D]

Oh, what a big old. How you a big kitty?

[E]

00.

[B]

That's.

[E]

How much of that's true.

[A]

Oh, my God. Elvis died on the crapper. He was eaten by a mountain lion while he was eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

[D]

Well, he would have been.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Generally, they won't attack, especially indoors.

[A]

Okay, but he shook that sandwich that much.

[E]

Shook it. That's what this.

[A]

Okay, what brought all this Up.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

The whole Bobo sandwich shaking story. Bava, where did you dream this up?

[D]

We were talking about Jim Croce.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Earlier in the day, he died in.

[A]

An airplane crash in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[D]

Shame about. It was a shame about Jim Croce. Well, that's what. No, that's. I mean, that's the story. That's the story. What actually happened.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

He was eating the pimento cheese sandwich in the tropics.

[B]

In the tropics.

[D]

New Zealand. And a manta ray caught sight of that pimento cheese sandwich and it probably would have been up if he shook it at it. He shook his sandwich at this manta Ray.

[A]

Natchitoches, Louisiana, not Baton Rouge. I'm sorry.

[D]

Sting. Right in the. Right in the bottom of the spine.

[C]

No, that's.

[A]

What. What's.

[C]

His face got killed by Steve Irwin.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Steve Irwin.

[D]

Well, that's what makes it a non sequitur. It's not easy to come up with these things.

[A]

You know how many famous mutations musicians died in aircraft related accidents? Ricky. Ricky. What's his name?

[E]

Ricky Nelson.

[A]

Ricky Nelson. Helicopter crash. Right. Stevie Ray Von helicopter crash. A Patsy Klein airplane crash. All of Leonard Skynyrdy, Holly Jim Croce. Did we get Leonard Skinner?

[E]

No, I mean, that's.

[A]

That's like 10 people.

[D]

Reba McIntyre.

[A]

John Denver.

[E]

John Denver.

[A]

Reboot McIntyre's band. That's nine. Not counting all the lives lost.

[E]

They travel a lot and they travel at night and they're on a quick schedule, so they have to get somewhere so they have the get home. Itis. That's why. I mean, that's.

[C]

I think Aaliyah, right?

[A]

Pre K? Yes. Oh, Pre K. Right. Pre K. You're white? Black. How did Aaliyah die?

[C]

Yep. On the way back from a video shoot. Plane crash. They had too much stuff on the plane.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Overweight.

[A]

Too many gold chains.

[C]

Yeah, something like that. Rip, baby girl.

[A]

No, that ain't funny. And none of it's funny. I'm a pilot. I haven't flown in over a year. Really? Yeah.

[E]

You were flying a lot?

[A]

Yeah, I just. I've got four kids. I'm like, man, I've been lucky. I've been lucky. I. I've taken some risks that I'm not proud of. And you'd like to get home. It is. You're talking about. I was pretty good at sitting still, but there were. There were times that. That especially up in the mountains, that.

[E]

Oh, that'll get you quick.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

The mountains are very unforgiving.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know. I Just I. My mind is so strung out, I don't even know what day it is.

[E]

Yeah, it's not a good time to be flying.

[A]

If I get another airplane, I'm probably gonna have somebody flying it for me because I just don't feel like I'm safe.

[E]

Well, not focused. You're safe. You're not focused.

[A]

I was good. I'm good pilot.

[E]

You're a very good pilot.

[A]

I've flown with you, but I just. I don't know. I kind of had my head up. My butt went up now, and when.

[E]

You know that, that's the time.

[A]

I don't feel like I'm a good driver.

[C]

You have somebody driving for Uncle Roy, man.

[A]

All right. My name is John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell us your car. Kyle in Temple, Texas, we'd love to buy this truck. Texas edition with 85. Please go to givemetheven.com load it up. We will see you all next Saturday. Thank you.

[E]

Out.

[D]

Your attention, please. The reason you're hearing that sound is that the following podcast could contain adult language, adult situations, violence, nudity, and or downright meanness. That means unless you're 18 years of age or older, you are not allowed to listen to this portion of the John Clay Wolf Show. So turn it off now, you deviant little fucker.

[A]

Check, check. And we are disconnected. I got this car I'm working on, and I hate these fucking classics. Let me call Hopper and see what he says.

[D]

What do you got?

[A]

A 66 cobra clone? Let me see if I can dial him up.

[D]

It's kind of a. Kind of a rare bird.

[A]

Yeah, These days, everybody wants too much for their. He wanted 35, now we offered him 15. And on these classics, rule of thumb is just chop them in half because everybody's opinion is up. But this one looks like it might be something, so I'm paying attention to it. And when you. You know, every once in a while you make some real money with these damn things. But most the time, you just completely yourself, just out in. I mean, just bleeding anally.

[E]

Ow.

[A]

I know it hurt. I just called somebody. Oops. Let's see if he answers. He's not going to recognize the number.

[B]

Your call has been forwarded to.

[A]

That is called getting pushed straight to voicemail.

[C]

Yes, that's what it sounds like.

[A]

Let's try them again. Call log. How do I do it again? So dial.

[C]

What does it show up as? I wonder.

[A]

I just. Just. Oh, some number. Because we're using that so it doesn't say name Viop thing.

[C]

Maybe we should have it id.

[A]

Let me see if. If it's working now. Hang on. It's 11 seconds. How do I do this?

[B]

One. Four, three, eight.

[A]

He's not answering. It's a 66 Cobra fastback clone. But it looks like one. It's got a 302 Cobra engine in it.

[D]

Clone? What does that mean? It's like a kit.

[A]

It's like a fake. But it's 20 grand. It's called Daryl. Hang on.

[C]

So if it was a real one.

[A]

It'd be like what, 50 or 75 or 100. Some goofy number. I just. I don't have enough bandwidth in my brain to keep up.

[E]

Are we recording this?

[C]

Yeah. What are you going to say?

[E]

I was going to say record it a different story.

[A]

What were you going to say?

[E]

When a friend of mine got a Mach 5 car delivered. You know the Mach 5 Corvette. They backed it off the trailer and they backed it directly into Cobra. A real one. I mean, of all the two cars in the world to run into each other, they backed this, you know. $60,000.

[B]

Subscriber you have dialed is not in service.

[C]

How's that guy's insurance?

[D]

Well, it's no secret in these parts. Mach Fives and combers are quite fond of one another.

[E]

Apparently they were that day.

[A]

I've got to get a second opinion on this. This is like Pawn Stars when they call in their buddy. I don't know these classics, I just don't. I know the mopar's a little bit, but let me see if Daryl. Daryl didn't. Every time I asked him for a penny, he tells me to buy it and I'll lose money. I don't know why I'm calling.

[E]

You should buy that. John.

[A]

Yeah, we bought this. Hey, hey. This wolf. I'm calling you from a radio show deal. We're not. We're not on the air. We're on. We are recording for podcast, but we're not on the air. What are you doing?

[B]

Oh, just working.

[A]

Working. So you got the. The 66 Mustang, Fastback, Cobra look alike.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What's it worth if it's a real one?

[B]

Oh, 130.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

120.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

See I've got one sitting here. I've got a 68. Didn't that is Mustang a 68? I think 67 or 8.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And you know. And it's the same situation. It's like that, but it's got the. It had the original 289.

[A]

This had original 289 that's on the side. And he said that if you want that motor, you got to give 25 grand.

[B]

Yeah, my dad wouldn't take 20 for this one. And it needs another. If I bought this car, john, I'd spend another 40 probably on it. 30, 40,000. But then it. Yeah, and then I take it to barrett jackson, you know, and it'd be. It'll bring 80 to 100.

[A]

So I've got service records from classic for. From a mustang shop that he sent us a lot of. And. And it's got the kind of eleanor looking stripes on it. But I mean, just service record at 6 grand, 30 grand, 12 grand, 8 grand. I mean, he just couldn't stop spending money on this thing. So. So should I just buy it for 20 grand and roll the dice?

[B]

I think so.

[A]

Every time we do this, Every time we do this, I get up. That's what I said. I said, I don't know what I'm calling daryl for. Every time we buy one, I get up. Every time. Not sometimes. Every time.

[B]

We don't want to mess up our records, I say buy it. We don't want to.

[A]

Our record up, One of these cars is going to jump out. One of these cars is going to jump out of its shoes and make back all that lost money. I think it. It need to make. Make back about 50,000.

[C]

That's the one, John.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

That. That car right there has some upside. Yeah, it has some. Yeah, it definitely has upside.

[A]

It ain't going to get any cheaper than 20 grand, is it?

[B]

No.

[A]

All right. Okay.

[B]

It's drivable. Everything's good.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. I could probably. I could probably call steve barnes and move that car right now.

[A]

Well, I can put in the middle of our 300 buyers and move that. I just want to. I just want an opinion of what let barnes go bid against everybody else. I don't want to hand sell it.

[B]

I would start it at 40 if I was going to put it in auction.

[A]

Okay, well, we'll. We'll go 50, 40, 10, and then sit back and let it run and see what happens. All right, I'm gonna buy that. I'm gonna buy the. Thank you.

[D]

Buy that.

[A]

Where's it at? Let's call dustin.

[C]

What was it in dustin's team?

[A]

Yeah. Dustin mclovin.

[C]

Let's make lovin.

[A]

Let's see.

[C]

So this is real behind the scenes. This is how it goes down.

[A]

7 1. Exactly how it goes down. But I tell you, daryl and I bought These before and I always lose. But this car feels like it has more upside than those others.

[C]

Does it look good?

[A]

Yeah, it looks pretty good. But that 20 grand is a real barrier. It's a real header where they just stop. All the good ones that aren't real, they kind of 20 grand is what they bring. Note does not have safety switch on, clutch pedal. I mean, this guy just spent money. 3,700, 6,600. I'm looking at these receipts.

[C]

Tell McLovin to pick up of you might not know that.

[A]

Oh yeah. 13,440 6,800. Oh, it's got a scratch on it.

[B]

You reach 874, leave me a brief message and I'll call you back. Just.

[A]

Nobody will ever answer.

[C]

We're going to take his number off everybody call McLovin, try him again.

[A]

Yeah, what am I doing? I go to call log and then hit reglow call back.

[C]

You gotta have Dustin while he's a while you have him on the phone, tell him his story about the. Because you're doing an awesome thing for the GMTV buyers and employees, period by offering insurance.

[E]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Seriously? Really? Really. Did they already tell you all that?

[E]

Yeah, we had the meeting yesterday.

[C]

Suckers.

[A]

I hadn't approved that yet.

[E]

Really?

[A]

No. Okay, Well, I mean I said I guess if I'm stuck with it I have to do it anyway, so.

[E]

Hey, guess what?

[A]

John McLovin, are you there? I'm here. Let's buy the Mustang for 20 GS.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

I know, I know, but do you think. What was he asking to begin with?

[B]

He was asking for 30 with he's got an extra engine.

[A]

I don't want a extra engine. I don't want extra parts. All that, that's hard to keep up with. We lose it, it falls, all that. It's like a motorcycle.

[B]

I hear you.

[A]

Okay. I'm just being a dick. So $20,000, we buy the goddamn car. Does it run?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

All right, we own the now. Next. Next work of business. What's the story, Mike, on the insurance?

[C]

So insurance guys out there telling us.

[A]

About, you know, the insurance guy comes in and talks to all my people.

[E]

Everybody, everybody.

[A]

That's what happens when I leave town.

[E]

It was a 30 minute meeting yesterday morning.

[A]

I'll leave it to Tom. Go ahead.

[D]

More like an hour.

[A]

That was great though.

[E]

It's trying to make it better.

[C]

Like I said, I was patting you on the back because that's awesome that you're doing that.

[A]

Right, right.

[C]

So Dustin then.

[A]

200 grand.

[C]

Dustin can you go ahead and tell them what happened when you pulled all the logistic girls in. What you offered to.

[B]

Well, I mean, you know, instead of having to set appointments and, you know, everything in network, I'm doing mammograms for free.

[A]

Did he really say that?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Yes, he did.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

And Frankie's like, ain't nobody looking at my booties.

[A]

How was. How was Lieutenant Dan with the. With the wife shaming on the air this morning? He leave.

[B]

Not. Not good. It's his birthday.

[A]

Yeah, well, it ain't good. I'm trying to get him to make that stop. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. He's not happy.

[A]

Yeah, I'm not either.

[B]

I know you're not.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, that's one thing I've learned is. Is. Is if we put it on the air, it makes people think twice about doing stupid like that.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

Worked for Rob Ball for a minute. Work for Drunk Sean for a minute.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's what we need to do with advances. Have them ask on the air.

[E]

Beg for your money.

[A]

So. So on this insurance, is it any good or is it.

[C]

I think it's pretty.

[B]

It's higher than giraffe.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

It's not.

[C]

My wife said it was.

[B]

Well, I mean, it's actually.

[A]

It's actually what your wife know about. Giraffe them up 1600.

[C]

Well, it depends on how big your family is.

[E]

If you get family and you. It's.

[C]

Yeah, but for individuals, like 1200amonth.

[B]

It's 1200amonth for me and my kids and wife.

[A]

And I pay half of that.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

No, no.

[C]

He does. Did you not hear the announcement?

[A]

You're not listening.

[B]

No, Turley, you told me. You told me to get away from there and get on your plan.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, Yeah. We pay half of it. We estimate it's gonna be 200 grand a year.

[B]

Golly. Yeah, I guess I'm gonna sign up.

[A]

I don't think you should. I think it's a bad deal. No, I think it's a bad deal and you should not do it. No. And they. And that you have to take a pervert test. And it sounds like you already failed that.

[B]

Yeah, because my testicle got stuck in my zipper this morning.

[A]

That's great. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right.

[B]

Tell Curly to show you the picture.

[A]

Did he really do it? Do something about Mary.

[C]

He showed a picture of it.

[A]

Yes, he sent a picture. Did you know that sexual harassment. Turley could sue us for that.

[B]

It's not really. It's not really my testicle. I sent him A text this morning said, I won't be until 8:30. I'm in a pinch. A picture of some zipper.

[C]

That's what he said.

[A]

Oh, God.

[E]

That doesn't make it any better.

[A]

Please. Hey, be careful. Be careful with that. With that female stuff. But the mammograms, I mean, you know, we just don't. We've got enough heat with the serial killer trying to kill everybody, so. Do you feel. Do you feel threatened by Mrs. Biggs?

[B]

No. She actually knows I'm for real now because my phone number. My phone number and Biggs's phone said McLovin. And she thought I was a female. So when she was here, she said, what is your name? Are you Dustin levin or Dustin McLovin? I said, well, they call me McLovin. I'm really loving my last name. Biggs looked at her and said, see, it's a guy. He does exist.

[A]

Oh, she thought that that was one of his. Yeah, yeah, Dustin McLovin. That's a pretty good name.

[B]

Don't scare me. I would have punched her.

[A]

Okie dokie. Thanks, McLovin. And. All right, so, DJ Prek, are you. Are you gonna take the insurance? Man, It's. I am uninsured right now, you know, And.

[C]

And like y' all said, man, some of them prices out there are higher than giraffe ass, so I wouldn't do it.

[A]

I mean, I don't know, man.

[E]

200Amonth for you.

[A]

I've been feeling a little sick.

[E]

And then 5,000.

[A]

What about the drivers? Do I have to do all them too?

[C]

They weren't in the meeting, so I think we do they. I guess you would.

[D]

You can't.

[A]

You can't do half and not the other.

[C]

They're hourly employees. Does hourly employees count?

[A]

Yeah. Okay, well, if you're a employee, you got to do it all full time.

[C]

I mean, full time, though, right?

[A]

It's full time.

[D]

I don't.

[A]

I guess y' all know more about.

[C]

It than I do full time. And it's not same sex. It's only.

[A]

That's funny. They just went ahead and did it without me because they knew that I was gonna.

[C]

Well, they said that you were. This is a big deal, that John's behind it and he's gonna pay half of it.

[A]

And it's true. That's true. I just don't like hearing about it. It's just like this house remodel. It's got to the point, like, y' all just shut the up and do what needs to be done and quit Calling me. Because that's what they did. It's completely. I mean, my wife and what do you think? This one or this one? I'm like, I don't care. It doesn't matter. Because my opinion, if it's not the one that you want me to say, it doesn't matter. This is. The goddamn builder called me yesterday and said the whole balcony he built's got to come down because the city code.

[D]

Why?

[E]

Because of the city code?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

You don't check the city code before you build it.

[A]

This is very, very, very valid point, John. David.

[E]

Very valid point.

[A]

I just told him to stop. I just said stop. Finish what you got, and I'll get that finished. So somewhere else this is just. I'm getting. I mean, I'm getting put out.

[D]

He wants to tear it down.

[E]

At his expense, I hope.

[A]

No, no, no, no. He won't pay for. You know, I mean, you assume you.

[E]

Built something against code and you don't get the ramifications of that.

[A]

I. I understand, but per my contract, it's time and materials and this and that and that and this. I don't know. But it's their fault, though. I know, right? I. I understand it was his fault when that guy fell through the ceiling, but I got to pay for it.

[C]

A guy fell through the ceiling?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You didn't tell us this.

[A]

Yeah, no. There's been a lot of things I don't talk about because I'm so put out.

[D]

Was he a big fat guy?

[A]

Yeah. Holy.

[D]

Did he fall onto a coffee table?

[A]

He fell onto the dining room table. He didn't break it, thank goodness.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah, it's. It's just a comedy of errors, but we're getting to the end. We've got it. Sheetrock tape, embedded textures down. They're painting next Wednesday. They're trimming right now. So we're almost done in this balcony. Eyesore is going to be sitting out there unfinished because I said just forget it. Stop. You don't know what you're doing. Just leave it alone. Let me get. Let me get some of my country buddies. They'll finish that. City code, City hall. I can do it. Dude, I got some red man chewing. We can put that together, paint it.

[D]

Blue, and be done with it.

[A]

I'm gonna do exactly what I was gonna do all along, is hire my redneck buddies and do this. And I should have done it from the get go because all I got's a goddamn salesman that's hiring these Mexicans. I mean, everybody's jobs around our deal, they've all got these matching trucks. Ours is like a neon, a whopped up Tahoe. He's got all these hat no paper building this and you know, he's middling the out of me. And then he can't seem. He's a good guy, he's a friend's dad. But God damn. Anyway, Bob, how are you today?

[D]

Good, good. Tired.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Sweet quiet week.

[A]

I got to get better at and doing a better five hours. I was sucking ass this morning. It's my fault. It's cuz I'm sick. I think it moved along.

[D]

Okay, now you and I, you and I are both having the sinus. Whatever. You know, Annie's in town this weekend, so that's cool.

[A]

My kids and my wife were so pissed off at me. So here's what happened. We're at the airport, we're sitting there. Eight o', clock, two hours before the showtime, right? Because we gotta be on time. We gotta be on time. All right, so we're there. 9:30 kick, boom, delayed till noon. Okay, that's two hour delay. We can make it handle 11:30 kick, delayed till two. Okay, I'm leaving. This ain't taking off.

[D]

You've been there six hours.

[A]

Yeah, and then it got kicked to 6:00 clock and so I went up, I said we're packed, we're here, right? The kids. We're all going to go on a long on a spring break trip. I'm going to miss the auction in Philadelphia in the morning. So. Philadelphia, what else you got? Bitch, I'm talking about the ticket counter, right? Can we go to Miami? Can we go to California? Can we? I mean all tickets are 500 a piece, no matter what. We've already got all the kids there. We're all sitting there. Everybody's ready for the fucking spring break trip. All right, let's go somewhere. Where else can we go? We can't send you anywhere within a hundred miles of your destination. You can go to LaGuardia. Like I want to take a bunch of little kids to fucking New York City. That sounds like a hell of a time. You can take a train to Philadelphia. I'm like, I never wanted to go to Philadelphia in the fucking first place. I had work up there I was using as an excuse to get these little bastards out of town and act like they went somewhere.

[E]

Why wouldn't you go to Miami?

[A]

Because it's an extra surcharge. I'm like, because the timing of getting the ticket now at the counter is more than when we booked it. I said, but it's your fault.

[E]

That's your fault.

[A]

It's your fault. No, no, no. And the spring break rush and the 737 Max delay. Everybody's overbooked. All planes are full. Everything's. It's just a train. So I finally said, you know what? Give me my money back. You can apply online for re refund. Cancel these tickets. And I started getting mad at her. Don't yell at me. I need security up here. I was like, here we go again. I've been through this. I don't want to get arrested over this. Because they'll. They'll be. Pinch your ass quick.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, let's just get out of here. Just give me my money back. Let's go. And so when I told him that I canceled the tickets and we're leaving, I mean, everybody. So I'm just an asshole?

[E]

You're the bad guy.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, not just get on the phone, Uncle George. Hey, is anybody in your house in Port Aransas this weekend? No. Y' all go down and use it. Let's go. No, we're not driving. Porter answers, everybody's so pissed that we're not getting on the airplane that they. So. So my whole house is just like, you screwed us out of our trip.

[C]

So you are the.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

Well, you can't help fly.

[A]

Why do they got podcasts with y' all right now? I don't want to go home. I'll sit here all day. I just don't want to go home. So anyway, hey, we do still switch.

[D]

The phones to downstairs after the show, right?

[A]

Why is it more money to Miami than it is California?

[D]

Can't imagine.

[A]

And we were looking the California tickets, it was the same price, but two days because of the overbook. And they're overbooking these airplanes bad.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I mean, like, way worse than they used to.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

The only upside to that is if you walk up to the gate and he has to be bumped, they have to give you some compensation. And then I. I walked up Delta one time, and she goes, would you be willing to go tomorrow morning if we gave you a hotel room and a thousand dollar voucher? I said, yeah, okay. Thousand dollars in a hotel room? Yes.

[A]

Rob Ball.

[C]

Hey, Cheese Ball, you're on. You're on the microphone, Rabal.

[B]

Hey, what's up, guys?

[C]

What do you want?

[E]

Radio?

[B]

Hey, I need checks, man. What's up on these checks out here in Louisiana?

[C]

For real?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

We're missing some checks.

[B]

That's Why I called you.

[A]

All right, that's fine. They can hear it. They can hear it. So we got. We got check printers in these different locations that print out for the cars, and Jeff Carr can print them. When were they supposed to be printed, man?

[B]

Apparently they were supposed to come in.

[A]

A FedEx label, but I think somebody.

[C]

Got drunk out here since it's St.

[A]

Patty's Day and all, and maybe it didn't run. Why didn't we just print them on the printer?

[E]

Don't know.

[A]

How many? Two.

[C]

How many drops we got coming?

[A]

Well, no, they're.

[B]

They're pickups.

[A]

And the driver is trying to figure out where his checks are at. They're saying they supposed to go to his house.

[B]

I don't know why we didn't print him, but I got nothing on the.

[C]

Printer for him, so we need to print them now.

[A]

Then who's the logistics person?

[C]

Is it these two? Is it my F350 and A?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

No, we need to get those now. Yeah, they need to be printed. This is an F O2 F350 Lariat LE with 25, 000 miles.

[A]

Okay. Rob Ball, can you send me an email right now with the. Do you happen to have the VIN numbers handy? Last six is fine in the amounts and I'll get it to Jeff Carr. Hey, who's does he make? So who's your logistics person?

[C]

Joe.

[A]

Joe. Let's call Joe. Okay.

[C]

She's off today, but.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Frankie's there?

[B]

Yeah, Frank, I just talked touch base. Frankie.

[A]

What'd she say?

[E]

I'll get you the last six on.

[A]

Both of those real quick. What'd Frankie say?

[B]

She said she's trying to get a hold of Joe.

[A]

Oh, Joe won't be able to do anything. He was calling her this morning, too.

[C]

The driver was trying to call her this morning. She hadn't been answering.

[B]

I don't think.

[A]

Let's do one thing. Let's make sure that we don't give the customer two checks because I see a FedEx showing up. And then we print them and we hand them two sets of payment for the car. And that's hard.

[D]

Yeah, exactly what I was thinking.

[C]

Say it again.

[A]

Has anybody tracked the FedEx?

[B]

Not that I'm aware of.

[A]

Okay, I'll call Frankie. Thanks, Rob.

[B]

No problem.

[C]

Thanks.

[E]

Is this whole podcast.

[A]

Yeah, I don't give a.

[C]

It's part of the deals in the background.

[E]

Yeah, buddy. That's how it works.

[B]

Hey, John.

[A]

Hey. Hey. Do you know why we didn't print the checks and we fed Exit Them in Louisiana.

[B]

I honestly don't know what's going on with that. I'm waiting for Joe to call me back because why it didn't get there? Why would it not already there?

[A]

Yeah, why didn't we just print them? That's what I bought those printers and those check printers for.

[B]

Oh, that's what I'm trying to figure out. So we're gonna have to reprint the check.

[A]

Okay, thank you. That's so easy. We can do it so fast. Can Jeff Carr do it?

[B]

Yeah, he can do.

[A]

Okay, get the VINs and the check amounts the customers haven't, reprint them and stop pay on the ones that are coming in. FedEx, please. Yeah, I appreciate it.

[B]

No problem.

[A]

Bye. Okay, let me tell Jeff Connie is in Hawaii. Hawaii.

[E]

That's nice.

[C]

Visiting her son and her two grandbabies.

[E]

Never been.

[A]

I've never been either.

[C]

She's not picking up.

[E]

She put the kids on a plane.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

Hey. Frankie's gonna call you. We got two checks that, for some reason, Joe Marie did not have them printed in to Louisiana. She FedEx them, and the FedEx is late or something's wrong. Okay, and when Frankie gets on, do.

[B]

You need to print them in Baton Rouge?

[A]

Yep.

[B]

I'm down here with Frankie right now.

[A]

Oh, you already. Oh, you already know. I just don't understand why Joe wouldn't have just printed them. I just so much prefer to print them, FedEx them, but I got no clue.

[B]

Anyway, I'll get it handled right now.

[A]

Thanks, man. Bye. Now, if you really want to hear somebody complain when you call strip club.

[C]

Well, that's not. I don't think he's picking him up.

[A]

How's he doing financially?

[C]

I don't know. I haven't heard from him.

[A]

Really? I know that he's very disappointed that we got a check printer down there and that we have a drop station, because he was.

[C]

Well, I told him. I was like, well, you guys got to start thinking of other ways to washing cars. Anything to help out. Anything. Something.

[A]

He just needs to be a buyer.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

He was good at it. Go.

[C]

You know what, Rob? We need another. We need a second person in that Baton Rouge office, because Rob's the only person.

[A]

I don't live there, Turley. I live in Lafayette. And I'm scared to drive from Lafayette to Baton Rouge unless you're paying me.

[E]

There's too many cameras.

[D]

Yeah, they've got cameras on the highway, and they're watching me all the time.

[A]

How's Rob doing?

[C]

He's doing a lot better.

[A]

Yeah? Yeah.

[C]

He's. Now that there's no distraction in there, he's staying focused. It just. He's got to work.

[A]

You know, McCormick up in PA had a heart attack. Or not a real heart attack, but a scary. Yeah, he's in the hospital. That's why.

[E]

Chest pains.

[A]

Yeah, chest pains. But he. He's about 70. That guy's awesome. But they've been doing as good a job of picking up as we do.

[C]

That's great. I haven't seen any. I haven't heard any complaints or anything. Pretty much a couple days after a deal's turned in, they're going to get.

[E]

That limo that I bought.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Big thumbs up. The guy was like, thank you so much. You guys are amazing. I've never dealt with you before, but nothing but accolades.

[A]

Yeah. And D.C. is. It's about an hour and 45 minutes from the office up there. That stupid email I sent out yesterday, I was wrong. It was Biggs's person, not Kyle's, when he was passing on that 2012 Hyundai with 80 on it that did so well at the auction yesterday. I don't know if y' all saw that. I didn't see it.

[D]

No.

[A]

Anyway. Okay. Baba, do you. Anything funny to say? Entertaining.

[D]

Ah, man, I have nothing at all. Nothing at all. I'm just about clean, dry.

[E]

John needs something funny because he's.

[A]

I think we've got a new deal. We could have a new deal in Vegas. So we sent Trace out to Vegas. I said, vegas is going slow. Something's wrong. Hit the street. Figure out what's going on. He came back. He said, you're on the wrong station. It's that simple. You're on the wrong station.

[C]

It's not a classic rock.

[A]

Well, it is a classic rock, but it's not the classic rock.

[C]

It's just a. Oh, they've got two.

[A]

Oh, they've got three. And we're not on the right station. He said, none of them. None of the dealers, none of the. Anybody out there has heard of us. He's so. So that makes sense. That's why it's sucking ass so bad. It's going so slow. So I. I talked to a lady that runs the right station out there and who owns the right. I'm not gonna say. Okay, but we got it pinched. And I talked to her about the show. She was. She was doing a good. It was the general manager of the cluster up there, and she was baiting me along. Well, tell me about this, tell me about that, and tell me about this. And then she said, what about your woman women audience? I said, I think we have a more higher women listenership than we realize because they eavesdrop. And she said, yeah, that's about right. So when I picked you up two months ago, that's exactly how I got in there. And I've been listening to you ever since. I said, so you're a listener of the show? Yep, every Saturday.

[E]

Guilty pleasure.

[A]

And I was like, okay, so I can put this together. So I think we'll be. If that happens, that's good. And they have a good one in Phoenix, so they'll knock down too. I'm working on.

[D]

We need Phoenix.

[A]

I'm working on Philly right now. And then New York City. And then I had a good conversation with a. Another group yesterday that has a lot of interest in the automobile business.

[D]

That.

[A]

Owns a ton of radio stations and that. Anyway, we'll see. It should be coming together.

[D]

Did I tell you about Albuquerque?

[A]

Albuquerque.

[D]

They're all, they're all hoity toity shitheads.

[A]

Hey, when are we gonna get on in Atlanta? Atlanta could be then. I know that you love your, your color in Atlanta, but we probably. If the deal goes down with the radio crew I talked to yesterday, actually, that was the first station we're talking about 97.1 the river, which is the big classic crew. Crocker. And that, that, that will be coming around.

[C]

Right on, baby.

[A]

You know, the, the flow out of D.C. has not been that big, but it's. But the percentages are right and the start was okay. And we may even cover our advertising budget month in March.

[C]

That's great.

[A]

Which 60, 000 is what I'm putting out there right now.

[C]

It takes about six months for either to, to work.

[A]

But we know it's not in Vegas. We know it's not.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And we poured too much money on it in San Diego. We were on the wrong station. Yeah. Anyway. Yeah, it's, it's. It's a dance, but we'll see. I, I think we're better on a country station. We're on a active rock station.

[E]

Country than an active rock?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Like real country.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Not the pop country.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Are there any left?

[A]

Really? How many are we on that? 28, 29, something like that.

[C]

I lost count, to be honest with you.

[D]

Counting the repeaters in Austin and San Antonio, I think we're 31.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

All right, good.

[D]

I could be off on that because we had DC. That makes 31. With.

[A]

With the repeaters in ZZO, we can get back up there, but there wasn't any flow out of there. These big cities where we need to be, these are not.

[B]

I thought.

[D]

I know they loved us audience wise, but we didn't get cars out.

[A]

I mean, not, not. I mean, the little ones just don't produce.

[B]

You'll pull something.

[A]

You'll pull some big fish out of them. Yeah, once a year. Once a year. Like those vipers at Amarillo. Sure, but. Or in that. That Escalade truck out of Amarillo a year ago. We'll pull some big fish off of them that help pay for that ad bill. But as far as really making me, I don't make.

[D]

I thought there were. I thought we got a lot of cars out of Allentown. I didn't realize.

[A]

No, we got a bunch of kudos out in Bethlehem.

[D]

They're killing time, you know, filling out forms.

[A]

Takes a long time to build a brand.

[E]

You may be right.

[A]

You know what our ad budget's gonna be?

[E]

You may be crazy.

[A]

After we build out this next section.

[D]

Million.

[A]

Three. No, a month.

[D]

A month.

[A]

About a half million.

[E]

Holy mother of God. Seriously?

[A]

Seriously.

[E]

Holy.

[A]

Holy Batman.

[E]

I mean, it sounds weird to say that into a microphone, but. Holy.

[A]

I understand. I understand. I understand. God. So that's what. When I'm saying people are converting at 4%, you're out of here. That's why I say I can't afford to have it.

[E]

Afford it.

[A]

I mean, the. The math is just real close to making money and breaking even or losing. It's real close, so. But it's fun to watch it work.

[D]

And.

[A]

What once if we get one breaking even and then it'll keep growing, then it'll start profiting. Okay, that's it. Enough of business talk. We'll talk to you later.

[C]

Bye.

[E]

See you.

[A]

By.