#191 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.23.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show #191 – 03.23.19

Aired: February 16, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-Hosts: JD Ryan, Michael Turley, Bobby Brown
Featured Characters: DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk, Satan, Johnny Football, and more

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers the show’s signature blend of irreverent, free-wheeling talk about cars, sports, wild personalities, music, and modern life—with plenty of laughs, running gags, oddball callers, FCC-dodging humor, and real-time car bidding thrown into the mix. Today, the team riffed on everything from March Madness brackets, NFL fandom crises, and Vince Neil’s infamous live singing, to crazy Florida crime stories and the etiquette of buying/selling used cars.

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Key Topics & Segments

1. Celebrity Drop-ins & March Madness Mayhem (00:34–08:19)

• Keith Richards (impersonation) joins the crew, riffing on March Madness bracket confusion and sharing ludicrous British road stories and old romances.
• The group trades jokes and banter about sports fandom, with recurring jokes about Keith's bad bracket picks and odd advice.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “I've got to be me. And I'm in a hurry because I’ve got to make new March Madness bracket.” — “Keith Richards” (01:54)
  • “She wasn't easy on the eye, but you shouldn’t talk about her like that, mate. She's still a lady.” — “Keith Richards” on St. Mary’s (03:06)

2. The Great “Backup NFL Team” Debate (07:15–11:47, 67:20–74:49)

• John agonizes as a disillusioned Dallas Cowboys fan, polling callers and the crew for which NFL team he should “cheat” with as a backup.
• Options (and jokes) range from the Browns and Rams to the Raiders (soon moving to Vegas) and Saints, with colorful input from listeners and characters.
  • “I need a side bitch so I can care when another game's on.” — John Clay Wolfe (08:36)
• Call-ins from all over the U.S. add opinions, with mentions of NWA, Eazy-E, and the Raiders’ “gangster” reputation.
• Notable picks: Raiders for “gangster” appeal and Vegas trips, Saints for proximity, Chiefs for exciting play, Browns for the up-and-coming factor.

3. Real Talk: How to Sell Your Car Live On-Air (14:20–17:43; throughout)

• John fields live call-ins from listeners looking to price or sell their vehicles, showing off his rapid-fire car appraising expertise, skepticism, and blunt honesty.
• Running gags about “boobs” as a selling point in both waitressing and car sales.
  • “Does this car have boobs? Does it have the look? Okay, I'll give $10,000 then. If it doesn't... I'll give seven.” — John Clay Wolfe (16:15)
• He discusses how trust and honesty are key, and voices suspicion at callers who seem to embellish (e.g., the Porsche seller).

4. Viral Meltdowns and Customer Service Gone Awry (24:43–31:20, 45:59–48:15)

• The saga of a customer who flaked on a car deal, lied, then blasted the show with bad social reviews. John and the team air it out and stand their ground, publishing the social media spat (with customer’s phone number) online.
  • “Listen, lady, I am corporate. I own this thing. There is no... it’s all me.” — John Clay Wolfe (27:24)
• Lively discussion about running a business based on trust, not just transactions.

5. The Vince Neil “Trainwreck” Performance and Music Riffs (33:22–38:58; 108:27–110:34; 151:29–152:06)

• The infamous, unintelligible Vince Neil live vocal from Rock in Rio 2015 is roasted repeatedly, with jokes about Bob Dylan, drugs, and stroke-like singing.
  • “[Vince Neil] sounds like Bob Dylan channeled into Vince Neil’s soul.” — John Clay Wolfe (34:09)
• Music nerd sidebar: best classic rock singers, nostalgia for ‘80s and ‘90s bands, and playing bits from callers and young guitar prodigies.

6. Comic Characters & Callers

• Regulars like “Satan,” “Randy the Chipmunk,” and “Rush Limbo” appear, lampooning rock stars, politics, and pop culture.
• “Drunk Ass Don” becomes a show MVP—checking in drunk throughout the episode, nailing an impromptu National Anthem (123:34), and supplying unscripted comedic gold.

7. Florida Man, “What Were They On?” and “White, Black, Latino, or Other?” (41:08–43:14; 118:00–120:40)

• DJ Pre K runs wild with offbeat Florida crime stories, encouraging the team to guess the drug or ethnicity involved.
• Hilariously detailed story of a naked bongo player eating ramen in an after-hours break-in.
• Jokes about stereotypes, delivered for laughs but without malice.

8. Pro Tips for Car Sellers—and “Trust” as a Business Creed

• John’s rules for honest car appraisals, why miles and condition matter, and the hazards of over-expecting value.
• He points out the under-appreciated process of buying (and appraising) used cars live, sight unseen, based on trust over hard contracts.

9. Odd News & Pop Culture Bits

• The Mueller Report, barroom sports Olympics, March Madness pool struggles, motley business pitches for Slim Jims and vegan snacks.
• Ongoing talk about minor league football’s struggles, the need for a better NFL farm system, and Johnny Manziel’s next comeback play.
• Tales from the Bunny Ranch brothel, pineapple-swinger signals, and musings on European happiness vs. American hustle.

10. Notable Callers & Listener Engagement

• Callers from all over the map ask about car values, football teams, and random topics.
• Listener “Drunk Don” moment: Flawlessly sings the National Anthem live while hammered (123:34–124:41).
• Ongoing threads woven with running jokes about “Oklahoma trucks with 300,000 miles,” customer reviews, and car salesman tall tales.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "I need a side bitch so I can care when another game's on." — John Clay Wolfe on why he wants a second football team (08:36)
• "You don't want to be the guy that buys [boobs]. You want to be the next guy. They get so proud of them, they show them to everybody." — JD Ryan, on buying “assets” (18:14)
• "Listen, lady, I am corporate. I own this thing. It's all me." — John on dealing with a dishonest customer (27:24)
• "Vince Neil sounds like Bob Dylan channeled into Vince Neil’s soul." — John roasting a disastrous Motley Crüe clip (34:09)
• "I was. I was thinking I would like a little more heroin at the time." — “Keith Richards” on recording “Tattoo You” (100:18)
• “Drunk Ass Don” flawlessly singing the National Anthem while wasted (123:34–124:41)—the show’s “better than Vince Neil” moment.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:34–08:19] – Keith Richards’ bracket woes, March Madness, old romances
• [07:15–11:47], [67:20–74:49] – Backup NFL team search: Cowboys heartbreak and listeners’ suggestions
• [14:20–17:43, throughout] – Live appraisals and car talk
• [24:43–31:20, 45:59–48:15] – Customer review saga, on-air business ethics
• [33:22–38:58, 108:27–110:34, 151:29–152:06] – Vince Neil “Babble” segment, music discussion
• [41:08–43:14, 118:00–120:40] – DJ Pre K’s “What Were They On?” and “White, Black, Latino, or Other?”
• [123:34–124:41] – “Drunk Ass Don” sings the National Anthem (high point!)

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Character/Caller Highlights

• Keith Richards – “I’ve got to be me!”; struggles with NCAA brackets and wild anecdotes (00:54–08:14; 100:18)
• Drunk Ass Don – Hilarious multiple call-ins, especially singing the National Anthem (123:34–124:41)
• DJ Pre K – Engages in “What Were They On?” and “White, Black, Latino, or Other?” crime games
• Satan, Randy the Chipmunk, “Screwed up” Car Sellers – Satire, impressions, and running bits about vice, gambling, and car value inflation
• Regular Listeners – From Oklahoma, Virginia, DC, Nevada, more: offer opinions, tell stories, and banter with the crew

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Tone & Style

The show combines Texas-flavored, no-nonsense humor and straight talk, intentionally “unfiltered” takes on pop culture, cars, sports, and human antics of all kinds. Everyone is fair game for ribbing, including the hosts themselves—and the wild, loyal audience that frequently becomes the show’s best material.

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For New Listeners

You don’t need to care about cars or be a Dallas Cowboys fan to enjoy the ride. The John Clay Wolfe Show is a blend of comedy, music commentary, radio theater, old-school shock jock, improv, and good-natured ribbing—all spun up by a sharp, sarcastic host with an ear for nonsense, a knack for business, and a soft spot for wild callers and misfits.

Want to sell your car? Join in on the jokes? Or hear a drunk Texan outsing a rock star? This episode is prime John Clay Wolfe: odd, honest, and above all, a hell of a lot of fun.

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Complete podcasts, show links, and more at: John Clay Wolfe Show Facebook and johnclaywolf.com

Transcript

[A]

Slim Jim, America's favorite jerky and spicy sausage snack, introduces vegan Slim Jim. Wait, that ain't nothing but asparagus in a Slim Jim package. It's a perfect energy boost for the healthy minded individual.

[B]

Ah, yuck.

[A]

Oh, that tastes like raw. Look for vegan Slim Jims today at all truck stops and adult toy stores. And snap into a. Oh, God. And it makes your pee smell funny. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

It sure is early for Keith Richards to be in the studio. But he said he's in a hurry this morning.

[D]

That's a rush. And what could be the rush for him? I mean, seriously?

[B]

I guess he's been up all night doing pills and alcohol.

[D]

Very likely, yes.

[B]

Are you talking about Rush the politician to rush for Keith Richards?

[D]

What's his hari?

[B]

What's the difference? Yeah. Keith, are you here?

[A]

Yeah, I've got. Right, everybody.

[D]

You know, you make quite an entrance.

[A]

Thank you very much, DJ Ryan.

[D]

Yeah, I appreciate that.

[A]

You know, it was easy for you to talk about, you know, boobs and pills, all kinds of great fun like that, you know.

[E]

Right.

[A]

But I've got to be me.

[B]

Right?

[D]

Right.

[A]

And I'm gonna hurry because I've gotta make new Mark's Madness bracket.

[E]

He's in March Madness.

[D]

Madness.

[A]

I'll go for work on my bracket.

[D]

Never saw that.

[E]

A little late now, the brat. They're already into the 32 teams now.

[A]

What?

[E]

Yes. Yes.

[B]

Can he get onto a 32 bracket?

[E]

I guess he could. Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

I've only. I've only got 27.

[E]

47.

[B]

27. 27 for the 32.

[A]

Is that okay?

[E]

I mean. No, it doesn't work that way.

[A]

Who's. Who's out? Who's out?

[E]

Well, there's a lot of teams out, Keith. I mean, it's. Are you a big fan of St. Mary's oh, no.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I once dated a long time ago.

[E]

Oh, really?

[A]

That was in Western Lancashire.

[E]

Oh, how'd that go? She's a saint.

[A]

A bumpy ride. They've got a lot of holes in the road west like, you see. They've got enough to fill the Albert.

[C]

Hole.

[A]

My friend John Linden wrote.

[B]

You filled St. Mary's Hole?

[D]

Yeah, that's what he said.

[B]

No sounds.

[E]

That's terrible.

[B]

That sounds like a. I Mean bumpy road.

[A]

She wasn't. She wasn't easy on the eye. But you shouldn't talk about it like that, mate. She's still lady.

[B]

Well, they named a college after and they do very well at basketball.

[A]

Right? And I like that she's there on my bracket.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Are they out?

[E]

Yes, they're out.

[A]

God damn it. I can't get a hang of this.

[E]

No, you're not very good at it.

[A]

Talking to Rod Stewart, my friend Rod Stewart. Everybody knows Rod.

[B]

Keith Richards, everyone. In case you just tuned in, he's a soccer expert.

[A]

Yeah, Screwed on this thing.

[B]

He loves DJ Prek. Speaking of just being yourself. Whitey, Blackie, everybody.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Our own in house. White, black kid. I don't know if It's. If it's 50, 50, 20, 40 what you are, but it doesn't matter because you're just yourself. Are you doing a March Madness bracket?

[F]

I did, man.

[B]

I did.

[F]

I got a Prairie view going all the way, right?

[B]

No, no, I'm sorry. Appreciate they're gone. How about Howard?

[E]

No, no, they're not in there either.

[F]

Well, damn, man. Who am I rooting for then?

[B]

FUBU is what it says on your shirt. Hey, how are they doing in the contest?

[E]

I don't believe that's a university either.

[F]

Oh, man, come on, man.

[E]

I would go with like Duke maybe. That's probably the odds on favorite.

[F]

That's a safe choice.

[A]

Yeah, read my mind.

[B]

Keith Richards. Speaking of being yourself and sticking to your craft, if you were to get. You know. DJ Prek is an aspiring rap artist. He. He rents studio. Studio space. He's. We've actually loaned him some money for some studio time and pressing an album. Imagine that. I don't know if he actually spent it on that.

[A]

He's got young.

[B]

But if you have any. DJ Prek. Are you familiar with Keith? Keith Richards, the guitarist from the Rolling Stones?

[F]

Yeah, he's that old skeleton looking guy.

[B]

Yes, yes. Not the one in the Grateful Dead.

[A]

But the one in the Rolling Stones very much. I like skeletons.

[B]

I didn't know. Keith, if you had any words of advice. Mentorship for a young DJ Prek.

[A]

Don't buy marijuana from DJ Prek.

[B]

Oh, really?

[F]

What?

[D]

What?

[A]

He gives you too much. I got so much marijuana like I'm trying to buy an Oz.

[G]

Right? Right.

[A]

I swear, God gives me a quarter pound.

[B]

What? Right.

[A]

I've got all over me car. Oh God. Someone's on me hat. Look at this. That's a. Oh my God. That's the largest bud I've seen in 40 years.

[B]

It's pretty nice.

[A]

I mean, I've got pot all over the place. I accidentally took the wrong exit into the air base.

[B]

The air base you went into the military? The demilitarized zone.

[A]

Very new. We've got the military installation nearby you know about.

[C]

Right?

[A]

That's the biggest. It's not hard to take the wrong exit, wind up in the bloody gate.

[B]

See, you were so stoned off of DJ Pre K. S kind bud that you went into the military base, right? Luckily, you're Keith Richards. Luckily. Luckily you're Keith Richards. They might have known who you were.

[A]

Lance Corporal Neil Beasley. Beasley was at the gate and all he used to date is mum. So he let me by. Small world and all you turned out went straight to the White Castle.

[B]

That was not inspirational words for DJ Preu. But that's why, hey, Keith. Why I have you here and you're so sports and intuitive. I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan. Boo. I know it.

[E]

No, that's not a boo.

[B]

But I. I'm. I'm. I'm beat up, I'm tired and I. I need a backup team. You know, like a side.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Have you ever had a side?

[A]

I invented this facade, okay?

[B]

So I need another team that I need that I want to support in. In love and cherish and get into because the odds are that my homegrown team is not going to. It's kind of like being an Eagles fan, you know, The Eagles always suck and. And now they're good for a minute. They're going to suck again. There's no question.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

But. And that's kind of what has happened with Cowboys. So who action listeners out there, y' all call in and tell me who I need. Who should be my side team, who should. Who should be my backup team? 800 is Saturday morning. We're live. 800, what time? 8, 13.

[C]

800.

[B]

800.

[G]

7234.

[B]

800, 800 7234. 800, 800 radio. Call in and give me some ideas of who my backup team up.

[A]

You don't want to know what. I've got the same area.

[G]

Right.

[B]

Do you have any suggestions?

[A]

King St. Louis Cardinals. It's not football, but okay and badass.

[B]

No, no, I'm talking about football. What were you talking about?

[A]

I thought it was.

[B]

I thought Louis Cardinals. Oh, they're not football anymore.

[D]

Well, they were.

[B]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[C]

Why?

[D]

Living in the 60s?

[A]

What happened?

[E]

They all. They've moved.

[D]

They moved.

[A]

They owed me $60.

[H]

For what?

[A]

Where did they go? I gotta run, mates.

[D]

All right.

[E]

I buy as a sports. Semi. Sports expert.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

I do not support what you're doing, John. Part of being a fan is sticking with your team.

[D]

Backup.

[E]

No backups allowed. No backups back. I think that's a move.

[B]

What? Well, I'll tell you why. I want to watch other games that I. I want to get tuned into something I care about. I want to support another team. I need a side bitch so that. So that I can watch. I can give a damn when another game's on.

[E]

Instead, you gamble on the games. Oh, then you'll give a damn about them. Yeah, but you don't have to root like a fan. Like you're wanting to get in and start learning about the players and wearing their colors.

[B]

Yeah, that's. That's trade.

[E]

You're becoming a trader, then.

[B]

Well, I'm considering a shift then. I mean, if I have to choose one, then I. I'm looking at other options. I'm thinking about getting off the Cowboys boat.

[D]

He's looking around.

[B]

I'm looking around.

[D]

His old team's kind of out of shape, naturally.

[G]

They're not.

[D]

They're not working out like they used to. They're not tanning.

[B]

You know, I. Nobody made me get married to Jerry Jones.

[E]

And, you know, he's going to die soon, but.

[B]

But his sons seem to run the same thing. Nothing's changing.

[E]

Yeah, but they're doing. I think they're doing a better job of running it. At least Stephen is. I mean, that's why they're actually competitive now. When Jerry was just full board, I mean, look what happened. It was chaos. It was nothing. It was nothing good.

[B]

When he was full board, it was winning. He and Jimmy.

[E]

Jimmy was.

[A]

Jimmy was winning.

[B]

800-800-72-34. Yes, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the easy way to remember it. Call in and tell me what other team you think I should move to because I'm really considering a shift change.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Considering where we live. I mean, in this part of the world. We originate from Dallas.

[G]

Fort Worth.

[A]

Right. A lot of people would go. Texans. You know, in your present frame of mind, Houston.

[B]

I'm thinking. I'm thinking.

[E]

You want chaos?

[B]

Browns or Raiders?

[A]

I think the Browns are going to be a lot of fun to watch this year again.

[E]

They're up and coming, but they're the Browns.

[B]

They'll.

[E]

They'll never win a Super Bowl.

[B]

Neither will the Cowboys.

[E]

Yes, they will.

[A]

The Chiefs were so good last season. The Rams were so good.

[B]

Last season actually are fun to watch. And the Rams are fun to watch.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I really need to, like you said, get into it and learn the players names. And besides Mahoney's or whatever his name is, Mahoney's has cajones.

[A]

Great work, Private Mahoney.

[B]

He does have cojones.

[E]

What about. Let's see if you want to stick to people that are in our listening area, which is quite a broad area. What about the Raiders when they move to Vegas? That could be a fun team.

[B]

I've seriously been considering that. And, And, And I'm a big, big fan of Easy. See, NWA Gangster Rap.

[E]

Yeah, I could see you wearing. Wearing Raiders gear.

[B]

I like the Raiders and I like Los Angeles. I mean, Las Vegas.

[E]

Pre K, I think he's. He supports the Raiders gear. Right?

[B]

Pre K. How do we answer this? I'll get it. I'll get it. Just let me get it. Just let me get it. Let me get it. How do I get over it? Put them on hold.

[E]

Are you on?

[B]

Well, I'm trying to.

[F]

Yeah. I've gotta say Raiders is definitely the gangster's choice.

[B]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Raiders.

[B]

Hey, hey, you're on the air.

[C]

The Raiders.

[B]

Where are you from?

[C]

Virginia.

[B]

Virginia. Are you a Raiders? A fan already? Are you thinking about shifting over to them with the move to Vegas?

[C]

I'm a Giants fan. By.

[B]

Yeah, Giants.

[C]

New York Giants fan.

[B]

But I love.

[C]

I like the Raiders. Like your boy said, the gangster team.

[B]

Are you a NWA fan?

[C]

No.

[B]

Do you even know what NWA is?

[A]

Don't say it.

[E]

Yeah. Don't say it now.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right.

[C]

I can't say it on the radio, can I?

[B]

No, no, no. Easy. That's my boy. That's just the easy. West Raiders. Okay, well, that. That. That's a decent. I'm, you know, first. First opinions. The Raiders. We need more opinions. You call in. I want to hear this. We want to get this squared out. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. And I dare somebody to call and try to talk me into the Eagles. Okay? My name's. My name's John Clay Wolf. John Clay Wolf. John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan. Right here.

[E]

Bobbo.

[B]

Hi, Michael Turley. Yo, D.J. prek. And we will be back. Uno momento por for war. Remember, if you want to sell us your car, call in right now. Also at 800, 800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles. So we're talking about which football team or what your car's worth car. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800. 7234 year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Sell that when we're done. Be right back.

[I]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[F]

You know, you might run a little faster after a blunt or two.

[I]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

First person to call in and name this band and album and what year gets a free John Clay Wolf show T shirt to sell that.

[E]

Hey, they're snazzy now, man. They're all in different colors or sell.

[B]

That T shirts actually, because I'm in this football thinking most. I had them redo them in college colors.

[E]

I like it. Yeah.

[B]

And those are@john claywolf.com. but the first person to call in and tell me the name of this song and the name of the band and the name of the album and the year gets a free shirt.

[E]

Wow. So what is it they have to name again?

[B]

The whole thing then? The band, the album. The year.

[A]

The album.

[B]

Yeah, the album that it was on. Yeah. The song, obviously. Mike, Good morning. Where are you from? It says DC.

[C]

Yeah, DC okay.

[B]

08 Wrangler X. How you doing? Good, good, good, good. 08 Wrangler X with 134, 000 miles on it. Hard top, four wheel drive.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So has it lived its whole life up there?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

No rust.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, it's been garage kept and I drive it to work and back and that's about the only time I get it driven.

[B]

Okay. Just those jeeps really start picking up the rust around the wheel wells because it's thin metal. But yours doesn't. No. Okay, good.

[C]

This has got those plastic molded fenders.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

How nice. Is it.

[C]

The only thing wrong with it? It needed a thermostat and I fixed that so that. That was the only thing I had wrong with it. It's pristine. It's. I mean, the inside's a little worn, of course. I'm just getting in and out. But it's. It's good. It's that light green color.

[B]

Is it the four door? Where did you grow up? Because you sure don't sound like a northeastern.

[C]

I grew up in Oklahoma.

[B]

You're the reason God made Oklahoma?

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Are you Oklahoma hard ass or you're a nice one? Is that why you had to get out of there?

[C]

I'm a hard ass.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

So do you want to sell the jeep? Is that what you're calling in?

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Good I say that. I know that, but I'm pre. I just want to get back to the conversation. We're trying to do a business transaction and it's not some jerk off deal. It's. It's real business. I'm throwing real money. You got a real product for sale and we're actually doing a transaction live right here on the air.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Because I am. I want to make sure you are. All right, so you're ready.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So is it a four door? Is it a four door?

[C]

Two door.

[B]

Two door. Does it have air conditioning?

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Does it have automatic?

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Okay. It's a hard top, two door. It's got big miles. Which wheel is on it? The stock one or did you go aftermarket?

[C]

It's got. It's got some. I think they call them five star. Is that what they call them?

[B]

Okay. Are the tires fresh or they need to be replaced?

[C]

No, they're good.

[B]

Is it sexy? Is it sexy? You know what sells? You know why? You pay $8 at one place for a beer and you play $2 for an. For. At a different place for a beer, a different waitress. Boobs. Exactly. Better looking, like exact boobs. We'll call it boobs. Boobs. Right, Boobs. So does this car have boobs? Does it have the look? Okay, I'll give 10. I'll give 10,000 then. If it. If it doesn't have boobs, I'll give seven. It's about the size. It's about the cost of a boob job on one side. Yeah. So you just bought it. Okay, I should, I should, I should. But I'll pay up for a nice set on a nice rack. So here's what you do. Mike, go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com, load it up, take a couple of pictures. It takes one minute and on the info, say, John gave me $10,000 for this on the air this morning. Here it is. What's next? And what's next? Just take a picture of the front and back of the title picture, your driver's license, and set up a delivery time so we can get over there and pay you with the bank of America chief. Thank you, sir. 800-800-72-34.

[D]

How interesting that you know what a boob job cost.

[B]

808. I've never bought one, Bob. Ever. I've never. Have you bought one?

[D]

No, never did. I'm always the guy after.

[B]

I've never even loaned for one.

[A]

Never.

[D]

And you loan people money for all.

[B]

Kinds of Stuff I loaned a transporter for a. For a trailer this week. I'd probably been a better investment to loan into a boob job.

[D]

Yeah, but you don't have.

[E]

I mean, unless it's your boob or somebody that you.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

You never want to be the guy that pays for it.

[B]

But Bob JD says if you buy boobs, then they get used other places.

[D]

You never want to be the guy that buys them. You want to be the next guy. Because what they'll do, they get so proud of them, they show them to everybody.

[A]

That's precisely where I come in. Because I think I may have bought one once. One lap dance at a time.

[B]

About three years.

[D]

That's possible.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Speaking of boobs, you were talking about football a bit ago. I think possibly your backup team, Johnny, should be the Memphis Express. Do you know anything about the Memphis Express?

[B]

I know a ton about the Memphis expression. Later. What you what? What I was reminded of yesterday, which I didn't even think about, is that I got Johnny the job.

[E]

Johnny Football?

[B]

Johnny Menzel.

[E]

How did you get him the job?

[B]

It's complicated.

[D]

In the alliance of American Football. You got him his gig?

[B]

Well, I reminded somebody of. Because we bring him back on all the time. Sure. You know Tom Dundon owns the league.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Jason Koulis is his right hand man who is the CEO of Santander.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Jco. Jason is what? I'm going to Jason's house today after this show named Rubber and Right. Was true.

[D]

It's true.

[B]

And actually I asked Tom could be on this morning and he said he doesn't want to because he knows I'm going to bust his balls about Johnny Manziel. Okay.

[D]

So now it's all coming together.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Busting balls. It's just asking questions about it.

[B]

I know, but. But like I told them and he. I said this is the best move y' all ever made because I'm going to be watching Sunday.

[C]

Are you.

[B]

And I could give a rats.

[E]

You know where to watch it?

[B]

No, I'll figure it out. But it's going to be on. It's going to be just like when Johnny was playing for the Browns in the preseason. Highest preseason rated game ever. It won't be nearly as good as that, but people are going to watch this, you know, train wreck. People want to watch a train wreck? They do.

[E]

We're going to have him on ISDN later on in the show too.

[B]

Chris Barnes, Deer Park, Texas. Good morning.

[C]

Good morning.

[B]

You are a die hard listener. So you're streaming us before we're even on in Texas, huh?

[C]

That I am.

[B]

Good, good, good. Rattle it off. So. So play the song, Charlie. Do you have it again?

[E]

Well, it's got the return in it, so give it a second here.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[E]

I wasn't planning on replaying.

[B]

Well, normally when I key it up like that, I'm gonna have to drag back through it.

[I]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[F]

Run a little faster after a blunt or two now.

[B]

John Clay Wolf, so she can leave it playing. So, Chris, guess the year, guess the name of the album.

[C]

Okay, okay. The album and the artists are both the same. Honeymoon Suite. And it's released in 1984.

[B]

I think he's right. I think the name of the album was Honeymoon.

[D]

It is indeed.

[B]

Chris, you're a winner. Winner, chicken dinner. I've got four more people online right now. They're behind you. And so you calling in first. You got it. So do you. You want to sell that T shirt?

[C]

I would love it.

[B]

Oh, excellent. All right, DJ Prek, I've got Chris Barnes on line one. I'm going to put him on hold, get his info so you can get him a T shirt. Okay, thank you. Thanks, Chris. And how do I put him back on hold? I'm trying to learn how to do that.

[D]

There is right about the year 284.

[B]

John, where do you live?

[C]

Round Hill, Virginia.

[B]

Did you hear the answer just now?

[C]

I did.

[B]

Go to the website and buy a shirt.

[A]

Gotcha.

[B]

Ben. Ben, come. Ben, come knock. 15 Porsche Panamera Turbo. Can I put you on hold and get you as soon as we come back?

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

I'll be right back. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[I]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[D]

Shout out to y'.

[A]

All.

[C]

Man, keep doing your thing, man. I love it.

[B]

I'm glad that all my kids are listening.

[I]

Call in 800. 800. Rad.

[B]

Is that Jewish or Polish? Ben, are you there?

[C]

Yeah, it's actually Come knock.

[B]

Okay. He's got a 15 Porsche Panamera Turbo.

[D]

Oh, nice.

[B]

5,300 miles. Leather roof. Nav. What color?

[C]

It's white. Got black. Black leather.

[D]

Black leather.

[B]

What was the MSRP? Do you remember?

[C]

I paid 178000 for it.

[B]

You're not gonna be happy with the depreciation on this one.

[C]

Well, I hardly ever drive it ever since I took a new job. Yeah, and I had to take a new job. And the car's paid for, so I got a clear title for it.

[B]

Have you been anywhere? I hope if you'll shut up and let me talk. I hope that you've been to another dealership and gotten an offer so that I'm not the one to break the news. The car's great, but it's worth what it's worth. Yes, you have, Mr. Cumnock?

[C]

I have.

[B]

Okay. What'd they tell you I have?

[C]

Well, I'd like to hear what you're going to tell me first.

[B]

I'm going to tell you. $80,000 on a 15 Porsche. On a 15 Porsche Turbo S Panamera four door with 5,000 miles. $80,000.

[C]

Okay. Yeah.

[B]

I mean, so what did you hear at the other places?

[C]

I got 82 for a trade in, but I don't want to trade it in because I lost my job and had to take a new job that.

[B]

Has hundred thousand dollar cars. Isn't. Isn't bailing in and out if he lost his job or not. I mean, are you real?

[C]

Pardon me?

[B]

Are you a real guy? Are you a jerk off?

[C]

No, I'm a real guy.

[B]

Okay. Cuz I mean, you know, a guy that, that has a clear title on a hundred thousand dollar car isn't like oh, I gotta sell it because I lost my job. That's like some crackhead deal. Are you a crackhead, Mr. Ben?

[C]

No, my income went down about 150,000 a year.

[B]

Okay, so you, you had, you were making 150,000 a year and you lost your job. But the. How many people in this room make $150,000 a year and go out and buy $170,000 car? Ben, I think you're full of it. I think you're a line prick. All right, I'm hanging up on you now. 800-800-723-4.

[D]

That's rough.

[B]

800, 800 radio. He needs to get his ass together. I'll give $80,000 for it. But I just don't believe anything you're telling me. Here's the problem, J.D. everything what we do is trust.

[G]

True.

[B]

They call us, they describe them, we throw a number. They expect us to be real. They expect us. And I say 80,000. They expect an $80,000 check, right? There is some honor among thieves in this deal. And when people are lying, then I don't trust them. You smelled it. And if I don't trust them, then I can't do this deal with them. You need to leave.

[D]

Okay, I got you.

[B]

I had some railing us Yesterday on. That's what Mr. On Facebook left us a bad review.

[D]

Okay. On Facebook?

[B]

Yeah. So she went to Google reviews in the morning and left a bad review.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And then yesterday evening.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

She comes back and it notifies me, I got another bad review on Facebook. So she's thought about this all day.

[D]

Oh, she had some wine in there, too. By 10 o' clock at night.

[B]

So I went ahead and stuck my old foot in her butt.

[D]

Did you?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Go ahead and do the redneck thing and fire it up. Call her out on it. Okay. Hey, lady, listen, because she's like, I want to talk to corporate now. Like, listen, she want to tell the back, I am corporate. You go ahead and tell the backstory.

[E]

So there's a customer.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Sold us a car, told her, hey.

[B]

She came back to us, Back to.

[E]

Us and said, hey, I will accept your offer.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

We made the deal.

[E]

All right, Great.

[D]

Deal done.

[E]

Sends us your word, is your bond. Exactly. Sends the documents. We get it all set up. Everything we asked for, she sent to us.

[D]

We do it 1500 times a month. We have this down.

[E]

Get it back to logistics. Logistics. Trying to contact her.

[B]

Texting to pay her.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

And get the line up. The delivery boy, she's ghosting.

[E]

So I, as a manager, that's part of my job, is to follow up and say, hey, hey, we bought your car. We haven't heard from you. Oh, I sold it.

[D]

I had to prompt her to tell.

[E]

You because she's too chicken to say anything to tell me. Hey, I sold the vehicle.

[B]

Okay, all right. I sold you out. I lied.

[E]

I'm like, all right, well, you know what? That's a shame. You know, I thought we had a deal.

[D]

Some people have.

[E]

No, I say, you know what?

[F]

If you.

[E]

If you can't keep your word, then just please don't come back.

[D]

Fair enough.

[B]

Just that.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Left it like that.

[B]

So she took a screen. So Joe, text her that. No problem.

[E]

Actually, I texted that.

[B]

Okay, that was me. So. So then.

[E]

And it may not have been so.

[B]

Turley, the angry Jew got us a bad review. Yes.

[E]

I mean, you know what?

[D]

I'm with you though. If you. If you're not gonna.

[B]

Why come back? But this gets better. Okay, if you want to read something funny, go to. Give me the VIN Facebook page and read this thread between this lady and mine and myself, and she's like, I want to talk to corporate. She took a screenshot of him saying, please don't come back.

[G]

Right.

[B]

And she's really going to get somebody in Trouble. I'm like, listen, lady, I am corporate. I own this thing. There is no. It's all me.

[D]

I want to speak to court.

[B]

Y. You got him. You got him. You got it. So. So I. I was real nice. I'm like, listen, we have records on our. I never signed anything. I'm like, I don't know. Did he. Did she sign anything?

[E]

No, but she wrote to us. Except.

[B]

Right. And we started the whole process.

[E]

She came back to us. We didn't even.

[B]

Nobody signs anything until we get there at their house anyway. Sure. Because we got the documents there to sign when we're doing the exchange. Yeah.

[E]

I'm selling my car.

[B]

Yeah. Just like the rest of it. We buy. We buy 500 cars a week. Sure. We've got this down.

[D]

Yeah, we have.

[B]

So she. She's mad that we asked her not to come back. And I told her, I said, listen, ladies, a lot like when you're a jerk in a restaurant or you don't tip and people ask you not to come back. Sure. If you break your bond and your word, we don't need you. We don't want you. And if you want to blow us up on social media, do it because. And I'm answering pretty. Pretty harsh here, because people that read this, they're going to have two opinions. You're gonna have the. The people that agree with you and the people that agree with me. And the people that agree with you. I don't want them either. I have never heard a business owner. I'm calling the ft, not the fta, the ftc. Listen, baby, call the faa, call the fcc, call the FTP and tell them. Tell them. Tell them. Go tell everybody that you're a goddamn liar.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

And that we don't want you around. Right.

[D]

If you lie to us once, you're gonna lie again, Right? Why would.

[E]

I never lied.

[B]

Yes, you did. Oh, you got to read this. It's great.

[E]

She claims she's never lied.

[B]

She's not getting off of it either.

[E]

No.

[D]

Once you tell them the truth.

[B]

Tell them you lied. Yes.

[D]

Tell them. You know what? This whole thing was our mistake. We trusted you.

[B]

Well. And you know, it wasn't professional stupid.

[E]

Was it professional on my part to do that? Probably not. No. I should have.

[B]

Is it professional to buy car and seen from people you don't know and send them money? No, that's not professional. That's stupid. And that's what I do. And is it professional to be on radio across the country and bid people's cars and argue with Them, you know? No. So this whole thing is set up in a weird little crease. Let's just admit it. Yeah.

[D]

You know. You know, this lady has anybody.

[B]

Does half the people. Hang on, J.D. i'm on a goddamn ranch. We. Can you shut up for a minute? You sound like my w.

[C]

So.

[B]

This whole thing is outside of the box to begin with. I need to trust the people we're dealing with. They need to trust me. If you get online and go to Google and Facebook and better business, it's pretty well established across a couple of thousand reviews that you can trust that we do what we say. We just want you to do what you say. That guy that just called in, he thinks his car has no rust, right? It does. It does. It's an 08 Jeep with 123. It's got rust between that plastic fender. Well, thing that he's so proud of and the metal. So what we've got to do instead of insulting him. Because he's not lying.

[D]

No, he's.

[G]

I talk.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. So he's not lying. He just doesn't know.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And when. When we get to the. When we take the pictures we need, we're going to ask him nicely. Will you take some pictures of the space between the plastic and the metal?

[C]

Sure.

[B]

With a light on.

[G]

Fair enough.

[B]

And we're not going to bust his balls. We're just going to check it out.

[H]

Right.

[B]

Because we'll buy problems. That we know there's problems. And they don't even know there's problems. And we don't tell them there's problems because we don't want to argue with them.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Because they don't even know.

[H]

All right.

[B]

Anyway, 800-800-723-4. You got me going, Bob.

[E]

Oh, by the way, should we post that. That whole exchange on the show page?

[B]

Yeah, go ahead and do it so.

[E]

That way everybody can see it.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I think they'll get entertained.

[D]

Has to understand we do this 2,000 times a month, and there we never have these problems. So I'm gonna say the problem, lady, is you.

[B]

There's no question. D.J. if you'll look it up and post, I'd appreciate. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio hour number one, East coast down.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then we're gonna pick up a bunch of affiliates here in our number two. What? What, what? We have this Motley Crew thing. Can you play it real quick so I can hear it? Or is it too. No, it's. No, it's too long.

[E]

They gotta stay tuned, come back and listen.

[B]

Is it the funniest thing ever? Oh, it's.

[E]

It's one of the top things this year.

[D]

Oh, my.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Yes. Yes.

[B]

Oh, well, I wanna. I wanna play it at like the 9, 45 hour when we're on the biggest air, when we have the biggest audience.

[E]

We can wait.

[B]

We got lots it all the way down. Can we play it quick in the beginning and then do it again later? How long?

[E]

You do whatever you want.

[B]

How long is it?

[E]

I mean, it's. It's a couple minutes, but it's.

[D]

It drags on.

[E]

It's good.

[B]

We'll do that when we get back. I want to list it real quick. And then, and then we'll do it again like full, full force. About 9:4580-080072-34800, 800.

[D]

Radio.

[B]

Radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I own a company called givemetheven.com and I've been doing radio show on Saturday mornings for a decade and a half. And that's why we're here. Be right back.

[I]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf.

[F]

I had to go get my pimp cane.

[I]

Jason Tail, hit him up now. 800, 800. Rad.

[B]

Not the meat class now.

[I]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Find your way back to a hole or a home. Is that like going back to visit old girlfriend or grandma?

[A]

Oh, man, that's a deep, deep tune.

[D]

Deep tune.

[A]

I love the starship.

[B]

Turn it up, Turley.

[A]

Starship.

[B]

My God, what's wrong with you? You don't have any jam bones in your soul.

[E]

I'm trying not to drown you guys.

[A]

Yeah, that speaks to my taste right there. I think Mickey Thomas is one of the most underrated rock singers of the 80s. But they went so sugary sweet.

[B]

So Dallas, Houston, everybody that just joined in Vegas, good morning. We do it first hour on the east coast that we just finished. And I want to knock this out real quick. And they heard us talking about it. Speaking of singers from the 80s, let's just play the Vince Neil audio from. Where was it from?

[A]

Rock and Rio 2015. Now Motley Crue has got a new biopic, kind of like the Queen movie that was so big last year, coming out on Netflix soon. Okay. And they did a new song for it and we'll play that later. That sounds pretty good. But they didn't sound very good back in 2015 at the Rock and Rio concert.

[B]

Stop. You can start it over. So is he Is he singing English lyrics?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Is it? Bob Dylan took over and channeled Vince.

[A]

Great minds think alike, don't they?

[E]

Maybe.

[B]

Listen, because I've been bitching about Bob Dylan a lot the past few weeks, and this sounds like Bob Dylan channeled into Vince Neil's soul. Go ahead.

[A]

Now, you sent me this clip earlier in the week.

[E]

Listen.

[A]

Did you listen long enough to hear this? The soft.

[B]

I think we're fixing to listen. I'm in no hurry. Are you in a hurry?

[A]

Dig this, man.

[B]

What. What happened?

[E]

I don't. What was he on? That's what I want to know.

[A]

Right?

[E]

I mean.

[B]

How long does this keep going? Because I want to listen.

[E]

Four minutes.

[B]

It's so good. The band sounds good. Backup singer sounds great. Know the lyrics. He's just high.

[E]

That's. Have you ever been that high, Bobbo?

[B]

You've done a lot of hard drugs. Have you ever been that high?

[A]

I haven't done a lot of hard drugs.

[B]

Okay, let's. Let's say. Let's assume that you have. Have you ever been that high?

[D]

I don't.

[A]

Not while performing in public. That sounds like pure Brazilian cocaine to me.

[B]

Sounds like something is like. Like he's got a blockage in his vocal. Like the connection between his brain, whatever. Whatever controls the verbal part of your brain. I think he's got something screwed up there.

[D]

It sounds like somebody ran it through a processor and sped it up. No, and brought it back. I know, but that's what it sounds like.

[E]

I mean, he can't complete a full word.

[B]

It sounds like he's having a stroke.

[D]

Ye.

[C]

Hey.

[B]

Very Bob Dylanish.

[D]

Kiss myself back up.

[E]

Yes. James Brown.

[B]

Right, that's it.

[D]

He's channeling James Brown.

[B]

Bob, is this the slow part, or is it already gone?

[E]

It's gone.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

We can always play together.

[B]

I'm gonna give a big clap. We're gonna do that again. About two hours.

[E]

Oh, it's Satan.

[B]

Satan, good morning.

[G]

That's great. I haven't heard that in a long time.

[B]

It's only three. It's four years old.

[G]

Hi, everyone. Prince of Darkness here that you can call me Uncle Satan.

[B]

Hi, Satan. Good morning.

[G]

You know Vince. Vince gave me a call back in 2015. He was getting ready for this Rock in Rio concert. It was a big, big deal. Big deal at the time. And he was a little nervous about his voice. He said, you know, you know, Devil. My voice. My voice is weak.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

What can I do? At this point, he'd gained, like, 140 pounds.

[D]

Yeah, he just put on Some weight.

[G]

He's a big bo.

[B]

You.

[G]

If you see the video for that, which you can see on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page.

[B]

Is it up? Good.

[E]

Thank you for plugging.

[D]

That's pretty cool.

[B]

Did we make you an admin on the deal?

[G]

Well, I. I don't. I haven't received any invoices or anything. What are you. What are you talking about?

[B]

No, no. Admin where you can. Where you can write things on the junk.

[G]

Oh, no, no, no. I give it to Pre K. Yeah, I'm busy. I'm the Prince of darkness. I got souls here, souls there. You know, you don't make your money when. When you sell them. Yeah, you make your money when you steal them. Okay, Vince Neil. All I'm gonna say is I made a deal with Vince Neil and let him borrow the spirit of James Brown for four minutes. Four minutes during that song, you know, James got a new leather suit. Everybody's happy.

[D]

Everybody wins.

[G]

Except for the audience of that show, right? Holy God. Love the crew, man.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

And I haven't seen it yet, but on Netflix, there's a documentary called the Dirt. I believe it came out, like, yesterday or this week sometime on Motley Crue. Kind of the beginnings of the band, how it all got together. Based on their books, if you're a fan.

[B]

Yeah, they've got sad roadie stories. They're girls. Really hard on their chicks.

[D]

How so?

[B]

Yeah, watch the shit. Watch the show. They just wrote them hard and put them up wet.

[D]

Okay, well, you know what? I saw a documentary you turned me on to this last week, and it was so sad. The Michael Jackson thing, when you first said it, I went, nah, maybe John's a little exaggerating. Holy moly mackerel. Is it awful? Is it painful to watch?

[B]

I mean, so now do you feel the same way?

[D]

Oh, absolutely. No. I mean, there's documents and.

[B]

If he wasn't dead yet, we need to go kill him.

[D]

He'd be. Oh, absolutely. In prison. Absolutely. No question.

[B]

Not prison. If he wasn't dead yet, we'd go kill him.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Oh, man. Listen, I just. I don't have a vehicle. I just gotta say that. Vince Neil. Good God, that sucked. What? I need some of what he's on, you know?

[B]

Where are you from? Where are you from?

[C]

I live in Temple, man.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Temple. Temple, Texas.

[B]

And. 800, 817. Hey. 800, 800 radio. DJ PR. Good morning.

[F]

Good morning.

[B]

Oh, call us average, year, make, model, miles. Year make, model, miles. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And I'll bid your car. What have you got for a. What were they on? Or a black, black, white, Latino or other?

[F]

I got a what were they on? I'm still working on, you know, the best white, black, Latino or other store we going to have to.

[B]

We got 3 minutes and 37 seconds.

[F]

37 seconds.

[B]

3 minutes and 30 seconds.

[F]

I was about to say.

[B]

I'll read quick, man. I don't know if I read that quick, but, yeah, I got a good.

[F]

What were they on, man?

[B]

All right, let's go.

[F]

So I'm gonna read a little news story. Y' all can guess what, you know, intoxicant or whatever made these fools act like this. All right, so let me set up the scene. Today, our story takes place in Surprise, surprise, lovely Palm Beach, Florida. That's right, Florida man is back again and still acting a damn fool. Our suspect is actually a rapper named Baby Soulja. I think he's taking the military theme a little too far, though, because our boy was at his local trap house showing off his latest purchase, which happened to be a damn grenade launcher.

[A]

What?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Rich white kid.

[E]

No, no, that's not.

[F]

Blah, blah, blah. So everybody checking it out, taking pics with it for the gram and all that, when all of a sudden, boom.

[B]

Oops.

[F]

A rocket just launched out the mug and landed in an abandoned building next door. Of course, you ain't just gonna launch a missile in Palm beach without the cops showing up. So our suspect was taken in for AG battery and launching a missile into a dwelling vehicle, building, or aircraft. Very specific charge. Yeah, but he was also booked for possession. Hmm. So what was our boy Baby Soldier.

[E]

On what fired a grenade launcher?

[B]

Apartment. He's on cocaine.

[E]

Yeah, it's got to be that powder.

[B]

It's a very white, powdery offense.

[D]

I mean, I just could go with meth. Lack of any kind of judgment.

[B]

J.D. ryan is meth amphetamine John. Clay Wolf, myself is Pablo Escobar's finest. Michael Turley.

[E]

Yeah, I agree. I mean, he's all hyped up.

[B]

Look at this. Look at this.

[E]

And then all of a sudden, boom.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, he's got the money to buy one of these things.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

That's pretty expensive equipment.

[B]

Rich white white kid on coke is my.

[A]

So it could be either or. But that lack of. Of coordination, that lack of dexterity that allows you to fire it accidentally. Feels like methamphetamines to me.

[B]

Okay, half tweak Half white, Colombian gold. Good morning, dj. What's the verdict, your honor?

[F]

Well, you know, he was also booked for marijuana possession.

[B]

What?

[F]

Which gives a new meaning to smoking on that loud.

[B]

Hey, man, you want to check out my new grenade launcher? Temple Texas, Good morning. Hello?

[C]

Hello. Yeah, this is John.

[B]

Hey, John.

[C]

I've got off the cup question. Okay, I've got a vehicle, an O2 Ford Explorer, Sport. 130, 000 miles, fair condition. It has a five speed.

[B]

Okay, is two wheel drive or four?

[C]

Question is two wheel drive?

[B]

Okay?

[C]

And I am trying to sell it, but my problem is I bought it in 03. It was a rental vehicle at 8, 000 miles on it.

[B]

But here's what you're doing. You're talking about this thing like it's something now nobody gives a flying F. It's a piece of junk. That's what's left is the Mexicans. So. So what will the Mexicans pay? That's the truth. I'm just telling you the truth. What will the Mexicans. He's the accidental race. The Mexicans will pay a thousand dollars. So I'll give you 500 and come pick it up. Or I'll give you 800 if you bring it to me.

[C]

Well, There you go.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. We're just putting the dope right on the barrel head. Spot price. What will the Mexicans pay before it crosses the border? My name is John Clay Wolf, and we sell drugs on the radio.

[I]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

And she walks and she waits. She will wake up the toadies. Okay, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radios. This is hour number two. Hour number one. A lot of you guys are missing because it's on the east coast now. And we had a. We had a fun segment about a bad review. All business owners out there would appreciate this a lot. Waiters, restaurants managers would appreciate this segment a lot. So we had a bad [e-mail] yesterday. And this lady hit us early once and then again later that after she hit us on Google reviews in the morning and then Facebook reviews in the evening. And when I saw the second one, I'm like, hang on. And I dug into it and looked and I, I responded to her review. All this, the thread of this is on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. We reposted it.

[D]

There is, oh, here's somebody. Actually some responses we've had. That be crazy.

[B]

That be crazy.

[D]

There's somebody that just says one Letter F. Okay. And then somebody else says everyone should send random, deep. Yeah.

[B]

Pics to that number. So what number?

[D]

Wait a minute.

[B]

Well, she took screenshots of the conversation.

[D]

Oh, my Lord.

[B]

Turley. Turley sent her a crappy text, and he said, okay, that's no problem, but please don't ever come and use our service again.

[D]

That's fair.

[B]

And so she blew up. And her problem was that she lied to us about the car deal.

[D]

Right.

[E]

She sold it. She said she accepted the deal. Everything was in motion.

[B]

She sent us all our docs and all our. Everything that we require. And then she went cold. She sold it to her neighbor for $5 more. And when we're going to pick it up, she won't answer our phone call. So finally we get a hold of her. She's like, oh, I sold it. Like, hang on. You sold it to us? You know, whenever we buy a car for somebody, accounting starts, the payoff starts, transportation gets going. There's a lot of money being spent on these deals. Sure. And. And we go on their word. Y' all expect us to. When I say $80,000 for that Porsche, you expect me to write a check for $80,000? And I expect you to have a Porsche. That's the way that you said it was. And do what you said you're gonna do. We do these deals sight unseen, with strangers, and that's what the radio show all kind of creates is this club.

[D]

It's based on trust.

[B]

Not everybody's in the club. We don't want everybody's business. And that's what I told her. I'm like, listen, lady, you lied. That's fine. It's like being at a restaurant and not tipping. They ask you not to come back. I'm not saying anything. Just. Just go away.

[D]

Just don't come back here anymore.

[C]

But.

[B]

But why are you online blazing? Me?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Because you lied.

[D]

Because this has worked for her in the past, and somebody just bowed down to her. And when you get to a corporate level, I'm gonna speak to corporate.

[B]

She wrote, that's what brought up. I want to talk to corporate. I'm like, okay, she's done it before. You got it.

[D]

And it's.

[B]

You got worked. You got corporate.

[D]

Yeah, you got corporate. All right.

[B]

You got it.

[D]

And she put her own phone number up, by the way, on our Facebook page.

[B]

I can't believe she did.

[D]

I just looked at that. I'm like, how would we know how to put random pictures up on her? Well, there's her phone number, folks. There's her name as well.

[E]

Oh my God, blow her up.

[B]

Oh my God, blow her up. Go to John Clay Wolf show page. Read this thread and just blow her up.

[D]

She's with ADT. She's on the LTE network. She has 97% battery on her phone.

[B]

Keith in D.C. good morning.

[C]

Hey. I'm loving this show. I just came across this show as I was surfing the dialogue because I was listening to big 100 and I got tired of hearing Stairway to heaven about 18 trillion times. They play the same damn stuff over and over and over again.

[B]

You know what's weird though? Keith. Keith. You know what's weird is that stuff still sells, man, and all across the country. Classic rock. I mean it's the top.

[C]

Yeah, but look. Excuse me, sir. Classic rock fans, they like the bands. They don't need to hear the hits.

[B]

Right?

[C]

I don't need to hear the play some different Zeppelin.

[A]

Thank you very much.

[C]

Hey, hey, what can I do? Or Black Mountain side or something in.

[B]

My time of dying. Some long form weirdo, deep track off of Physical Graffiti. I get it. I'm with you. And we kind of go through the pain to do that is grab a song that's familiar but wasn't the big hit. Because we've heard the hits. Exactly.

[C]

But they. It's like. It's like we're gonna. We gotta block a cheap chick next for you. What do you think they're gonna play?

[B]

I want you to want me.

[C]

I want you to want me. Surrender, Andy Flame.

[A]

Right?

[B]

The Flame. Yeah, the Flamed Out.

[C]

I got a car question for you.

[B]

Go ahead.

[C]

I don't know too much about cars. I'm kind of a.

[B]

Go ahead.

[C]

I'm sort of a boy. A child, right?

[B]

Give me what you got, jerky.

[C]

How do I get my. How do I get my hands on the Steve McQueen Bullet car?

[B]

You buy a green one for $10,000 an Auto Trader or wherever you know, it's. Are you talking about the old one or the. Or the. Or the green Mustang that was made in the early 2000s?

[C]

I want the one that's used in the film.

[B]

Oh, well, you mean how. Well, what's your net worth? Let's start there.

[C]

I would pay 30, 000.

[B]

You would not get that car bought. That a. A well pedigreed super documented movie car. Like that's going to bring a hundred.

[C]

So I got to pay at least 100?

[B]

Yeah, I think so. Hey, tell me this, Keith, because I'm. I'm new to this DC market as well. We had the choice to be on 101 or 100, and I went with 100 because I didn't either. Like, you know, Stern was on 101 and 101 has the heritage calls and Elliot in the morning's great and he's kind of like y'. All. And I wanted to get away with that because I didn't want to get into a kicking contest with this morning guy. Do you think, what's the difference between Those two stations? 100, 101.

[C]

101 is. Is more like. It's not classic rock, it's sort of alternative rock.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Type of stuff. Whereas big, big 100, if you like hearing the same songs over and over and over again until you're about ready to throw up or go or go crazy or. Or both. And that's very good ratings for you.

[B]

Very good ratings, though. Very, very. We look at the ratings, we fly by the numbers. And the numbers on that are wonderful. Just like Dallas 92.5. I mean, it's constantly number one or number two in the market.

[C]

It.

[B]

This classic rock just won't go away. But you're right about the way to program it. But they know what they're doing too. They know what they're doing too. What's what. What else is interesting is the. The kids are coming into it. The kids. My daughters are freshmen in high school. They know her. I was taking them to some teeny bop concert the other day and I was playing my music on the way over there. They knew every single song. Every. Every word to every song. Yeah, right. Thanks.

[C]

You know, and you know what? You know what gets me is like, everybody that's listening to the show, they love the bands. They're Thin Lizzy fans. Don't play the Boys are Back in Town Again. I'm a huge Thin Lizzy fan. If you disrespect Lizzy, I'm in your face.

[B]

Play Whiskey by the Jar. Play Whiskey by the Jar.

[A]

Jailbreak.

[B]

Play a hit.

[C]

You know how many great songs they've got? Oh, my God. They've got a million trillion great songs. And I've sent postcards to 100. What are you doing? Playing the same Whiskey in the Jar, the Boys Are Back in Town, and maybe Jailbreak over and over and why? I don't understand that. That's all I got to say. Great show. I think I might have to stick to this from now on.

[B]

Podcast goes up at one o'. Clock. We do a five hour show every Saturday morning and you can listen to the whole thing. Without the commercials of the music and podcast that goes up every Saturday about one o'. Clock.

[A]

Hey, Bob and Johnny the Fox took the stage to great applause, you know.

[D]

And you want to know why they do that? Because they do research and that's what comes back from the research department and they spend a lot of money on that research and they don't want tune outs. And some of the stuff that deep cuts are tuna.

[B]

Bobbo's a deep, deep. See good deep cuts are one thing. Then Bobbo takes to the next level because he wants to teach everybody, right? He wants to go to Mr. Rogers neighborhood and teach everybody the deepest underside it's broadcasting. And that's fine. And that's why we do the podcast and that's why Bobbo has a little Facebook thing, not little on the show to take. A lot of people appreciate what you do, Bob. They appreciate your Steely Dan, you know, your bleeding Steely Dan.

[A]

Yeah, that's true. That's too bad.

[B]

No, it's not too bad. It's great. It's what you're into. It's like flying RC airplanes. Some people are into it. It's like, you know, you got an interracial porn. Some people are really into it.

[A]

You got an encyclopedic knowledge and it's gonna come out and it's gonna hurt if you don't let it out.

[D]

Real quick before we break, that 1968 Mustang from bullets was found in a barn in Nashville. Now estimated to be worth $3 million.

[B]

Oh, I was just a little bit. I was only $2.9 million light. We'll be right, right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars.

[E]

The radio.

[I]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

I'm as messed up as a soup sandwich.

[I]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[B]

I got a package now.

[I]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

I went and saw this, this guy five years ago. His name's Judas Priest.

[A]

I know.

[B]

You don't know who that is.

[A]

Rob Al.

[D]

Yes. I've never heard of Judas Priest.

[A]

He's been on the program, hasn't he?

[B]

Yes, he has. I don't have any clips handy doing. Damn it. Anyway, his voice at this age in person is the best classic rock singer next to Paul Rogers that still has their voice. It's unbelievable. Unbelievable. I mean that those highs. I mean this guy's the damnedest singer you've ever heard live and he's got. Wears a bitching ass leather outfit.

[D]

John's gay site came out.

[B]

8008-0080-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. The Mueller report is in. What report came in and what's the verdict officer?

[E]

We won't know. We don't want to share it publicly.

[D]

We don't.

[E]

That's not going to be shared publicly.

[D]

Well, you mean the whole thing?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And basically they said there's nothing to, nothing to see here. Everyone move along.

[B]

Is that what it said?

[D]

That's basically what they said. It said, well, no, we can read it because they didn't put it out.

[B]

And explain to people real quick what the Mueller report is.

[D]

It's, it's a two year multi million dollar investigation to Donald Trump's collusion with alleged, alleged collusion with Russia. And now they're coming out saying we're wrong. Back to you, Jim.

[A]

They haven't come out and said anything like that. They released it in the middle of March Madness. It has not been before the House Security Intelligence panel. It hasn't been before any panel. It was released yesterday.

[B]

JD you have an opposing opinion here.

[D]

I'm just telling you what the headline said.

[A]

Nobody official has looked at it yet. Headline on Fox News probably says that.

[D]

No, it said on NBC, cbs, ABC and cnbc. They all said the same thing.

[A]

They all said there's nothing there.

[D]

There's all they all.

[B]

Here's another headline. Instead of paying for the wall, the Mexicans are stealing it. Well, you know, we should just piece by piece.

[E]

We should ask Rush. He's downloading.

[D]

You know, Trump gave it to him first.

[A]

Rush Limbaugh, John. Yes, that's until this Mueller report.

[B]

Did you get those hydros I sent you in the mail you're sharing now with him?

[A]

I'm trying to be on the down low, okay. It helps when you've got hydros, I'll tell you that. Really got a new appreciation for Black Sabbath. That is down a rock. Outstanding. Look, kids, don't be alarmed and it's not, nothing really has been, I'd say put out about the Mueller report yet. Nobody's had time to read the thing. It just came out yesterday. I guess NBC is suddenly on the conservative side of this. They've read it and they've decided there's nothing there. Thanks, NBC. I'd rather do it our work for us. If you can't whip them, join them. Join them.

[H]

I'm a little.

[A]

Here's what I'm worried about. And it's not that. It's not the alleged Russian collusion with our esteemed President Donald J. Trump and his campaign. I think enough people have gone to jail for that already. And what's, what's wrong with Russians? It's not the Cold War, kids. Right. What about glasnost and all that? You remember Reagan, tear down this wall and they did. Russia went broke and it's been a great 30 years since then. I'm not worried about the Russians. Here's what I fear more than anything. And I've spent some time with our president, played golf with him quite a bit. And don't mention this to anyone, but Donald Trump cheats at golf. He cheats now a step and a swing or two. That scorekeeper. He cheats at golf.

[B]

Hang on. Drunk, drunk Rush. I've got this guy and he's called us. I'm looking at our call board and he just drunk. Don.

[C]

Hello, Don.

[B]

Don. He.

[C]

Yes, my brother. Listen, good God, y', all, okay?

[B]

I'm glad that you're having fun and you did get on the radio this morning twice. And now it's three times. But drunk. Don, we've got it. I mean, what would you mean? Just. Do you want to do the whole show?

[C]

I would love to, my brother. I'm a performer. Okay, well, I've been playing music since I was 12 years old.

[B]

Then sing us a little bit. Sing us on something.

[C]

Oh, okay. See how you fly on the horizon. John Clay was talking about Paul Rogers a minute ago.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Hang on the radio.

[B]

No, you can't buy drunk.

[G]

That.

[A]

That sounds like Kentucky Deluxe to me. Paul.

[B]

Paul in Virginia, Good morning, you're on the air.

[C]

I'm sorry, I was choking on my Starbucks there. That was some good commentary. Fly like an eagle.

[A]

Dad.

[C]

Come, brother.

[B]

What's up?

[C]

I'm just calling. I don't have anything to sell. I just stumbled on your show and think you guys are funny.

[B]

That's good.

[C]

Anyway, just. Did I try, I tried to remember the 800. 800. I wouldn't ever got it.

[B]

It's pretty easy. It's 800, 800 radio. It's like the best phone number in all of radio.

[C]

There you go.

[B]

Well, I'm glad that the, the east coast guys. I've been hearing more and more good, good, good vibes from y'. All. They were worried about us going out to the east coast because we're a bunch of sorry ass Texans and they're like, well, your accent, you know you're gonna have to change this accent yout're gonna straighten this accent up and you're in Dallas, you know, everything Big's From. From Los Angeles or New York. I'm like, dallas, a pretty big place. Why can't we just be us?

[C]

I wouldn't think your accent is a Texas accent. It's kind of. I don't know. It's got something else going on that's cool.

[E]

Redneck.

[B]

So have you.

[C]

Have.

[B]

How long have you. Are you. Are you born and raised out there?

[C]

I've lived here since 72, so kind of.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Good, good.

[C]

Retired Navy. So I grew up. Grew up in Buford, South Carolina. Born in Key west with the Northwest kind of master.

[B]

That does sound like a military kid. Thanks for checking in, Paul. 800-800-radio is the call in number 800-800-7234. Good morning, Oklahoma. I know we don't give you all enough love. Peace and love. Peace and love. Austin, San Antonio. Who else? Houston, Vegas, California. It's all fun. It's all fun. It's all fun. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Who's Dick Dale and what did he die of?

[D]

Guitarist Dick Dale, the influential pioneer of surf rock, known for his 1962 instrumental. I have no idea how to pronounce that. Died at 81. He continued to. That's what I was gonna say. He continued to tour to fight his numerous health problems. This guy was a road warrior. He had rectal cancer. He had kidney failure, diabetes, damaged vertebrae, but he still stayed on the road. We have audio, actually. Actually, this is surf guitar. Yeah. This guy's amazing.

[E]

Everybody knows this lick.

[D]

Everybody knows Dick Dale.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that was. That was the stuff, man, back in, you know, the. The great old days. Beach Boys, West coast, who did that? Having fun, California. Have you seen the. Okay, there's a movie called Us that just came out, so I haven't.

[D]

I've seen the preview.

[A]

It's the second one, written and directed by Jordan Peele, who used to be part of, you know, Key and Peele on Comedy Central. I don't know if you ever saw their show. Brilliant sketch comedy. You know, we were talking to Tone about him a couple weeks ago. The movie. The movie includes the trailer for the new Tarantino film coming out in July. And that's going to be a big deal. Okay, July 6th is release day. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, and it's set in Los Angeles in 1970. 69, at the heyday of all this. Which movie is Once Upon a Time in Hollywood?

[D]

I thought we were talking about us, man.

[B]

I'm sitting here in this show, in this Conversation. I don't even know what the hell y' all are talking about.

[E]

He's talking. The reason. The only reason he's bringing this up is because of this song.

[B]

Oh, because.

[E]

And all you wanted to talk about was Torrentino or whatever.

[A]

If you're a big Tarantino head, you can see the just released trailer for the new movie. If you go see us, it's part of the preview.

[B]

Pack us as Tarantino's new movie.

[E]

No, see, it's non sequitur.

[B]

Hang on, Bob. Oh, go do some more. Lewd's man Gus in Baton Rouge. Good morning.

[C]

Hey, John. Hey. You need to tell that guy to quit talking about drinking Starbucks coffee on the radio. That poison is. The people that own that company don't support veterans of the United States military, and they tend to hire those creatures from the eastern part of the world.

[B]

Okay, on the notes here, it says.

[C]

That was. That was what I was gonna say originally, but your.

[G]

Your.

[C]

Your air guy told me I couldn't say what I wanted to say.

[B]

He said commie communist Communists.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, you think there's. You think Starbucks coffee is filled with communist fluid?

[C]

First off, it's nasty.

[B]

Leave it. I love South Louisiana. It's just the best place in the world.

[D]

Russian company. There's collusion.

[C]

You guys. You guys need to make a road trip over here and come hang out.

[G]

With some good people.

[B]

We do. We really do. We need to quit talking about it and being a bunch of sissies and do it. I agree. And then we will. I promise.

[E]

First home game, lsu.

[B]

Look, okay, last year we said we were gonna do the Bama deal. It was my fault. I was too lazy to do it.

[E]

Go down to our Baton Rouge office first game. Do a broadcast from there.

[B]

Yep. All right. We will. We will. Thanks for calling in, Gus. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Hey, I brought this up earlier, and I didn't get any real commentary. I want to hear from y'. All. I'm looking for a new side, a new football team. A new football team to love and support, since the Cowboys always let me down. I'm not wanting to leave the Cowboys. I'm still going to watch the Cowboys.

[E]

But I'm cheating on them.

[B]

I need another. I need another team.

[D]

Kind of weekend nights.

[B]

I need a team together. Get behind. No pun intended.

[D]

I understand.

[B]

And to like. And I'm. I'm just. I'm bouncing some around the. The Casey Chiefs are great. The Rams were fun to watch.

[G]

This.

[B]

I don't know the players. I mean, you know, Mahoney's or whatever his name is, Big Mahoney. Big Cajones. And the Raiders are moving to Vegas. That's pretty cool.

[D]

Yeah, it's gonna be cool.

[B]

I don't even suggest the Eagles because that's out. And damn sure don't suggest the paint the Patriots. I mean, you can, but, I mean, you're not going to swing me. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. If you have a team that you think that I should get behind. I. I'm looking for advice. 800, 800, radio. 800, 800.

[D]

And you'll be watching the Memphis Express, no doubt. Soon.

[B]

Johnny Football. Johnny Football in the Memphis Express.

[D]

Big, strict quarterback in the Memphis Express, in the Alliance. Why do they do this? Why do they do this? Come up with these lines, little side football teams and leagues. No one's gonna watch it. It's never. It's never been successful.

[E]

Now they're trying to go for minor league. They know that where they're at, they're not trying to replace the NFL football minor league system that feeds the NFL, which is desperately needed. It is. And you know what? It could work. It really can, as a fringe type of little thing during the spring to fill that void for football.

[D]

Okay?

[E]

They don't. They're not asking to get, like, rich just enough to get people to come in. Like what fan or what baseball does.

[D]

Farm teams.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Like the Rangers would have a farm team.

[E]

And that's what they're hoping.

[D]

Okay?

[E]

They're hoping the NFL, like Jerry says. You know what? Hey, that San Antonio team. You're going to be my farm team.

[D]

Okay?

[B]

Good morning. You're on the air. You're on the air. Quick. You're off the air. Oklahoma, of course, they have bad cell service. My name's John Clay Wolf. We'll be right back with our number three. God, this thing flies. Everybody stay on hold. We'll be right back.

[A]

Make your next vacation destination Venezuela. Come and enjoy the scenic views, the hospitality and the fine peoples of Venezuela. Venezuela, a place you'll never forget. Warning, stay away from Venezuela. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring CJ.

[B]

Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy.

[A]

The Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Good morning, everyone. Some of you are grabbing hour number one right now. We've been on the hour for two hours already. And if you'd like to grab all of it go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. That's our podcast page. The podcast goes up about 1 o'. Clock. I did a shout out. I'm looking for a new team to love. A new team. Tired of the Cowboys. Nathan, what was your suggestion?

[C]

Yeah, Good morning. So, Green Bay.

[B]

Here's my problem with Green Bay. I do like them. I guess I'm a closet Green Bay watcher, but they broke the heart parts of the Cowboys so many times that I can't do that. Especially that Des caught it moment. I've got a problem with that. Jim, what's your suggestion?

[C]

Kansas City.

[B]

Ah, you got a good point. Why?

[C]

Because they have the best quarterback in the league. And, you know, I've been loving him since I was a little boy.

[B]

All right, Tim. Tim, good morning. You're on the air. What's yours?

[A]

Cleveland Browns.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Baker Mayfield.

[B]

And of course, where do you live?

[C]

Quarterback Never played the game already? Oklahoma.

[B]

Oh, you're from Oklahoma. No way. Get it? No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Brett, good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Good morning, John Clay Wolf. How you doing this morning?

[B]

I'm good. I know this voice. I know this dude. This is a guy I buy cars from. He works at a dealership. Runs a dealership.

[C]

I got it. I got a cream puff for you.

[B]

What have you got?

[C]

You ready? I've got 16 Porsche GT3 RS. 2600 miles.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Ultraviolet in color.

[B]

Is that purple? Is that purple? Is that purple?

[C]

It's the. It's their. Their color for purple? Yes. Or the best color that they make.

[B]

You and I did one of these three years ago. You remember that one? The purple one?

[C]

We did.

[B]

Okay. So is it. Is it the same car? Did it come back around?

[C]

No, I don't think it's the same car.

[B]

The VIN's not matching up.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I sold one of these in. In Pennsylvania yesterday. Manheim, Pennsylvania. The same car for 150 G's. It had 3, 200 miles on it, and it was orange.

[C]

So that's the wrong color. That's why I'll tell you what. I. You give me one, you give me 165 for this. When I throw in my 06 expedition with 215, 000, I'm thinking a buck.

[B]

And a half, man.

[A]

Well, that's tempting.

[B]

150 grand. That doesn't do it.

[C]

Yeah, I can't let it go.

[B]

So you own the car?

[C]

It's a nice car, though, John. You need to send one of you guys about to Take a look at it. It's a nice call.

[B]

Okay, I will work on it after there. But I love the big heavy stuff.

[C]

I heard you. I heard you say that you love people from South Louisiana, so I had to call and. And run it by you.

[B]

So I do. I really, really we. That. That. That's my second home. And I guess the Saints should be my second home team.

[D]

Would make sense.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

But I'm really thinking Raiders.

[D]

Why?

[E]

Bad boy image, I think.

[B]

And. Yeah, well, they're moving to Vegas, as you know. And what a great excuse to go to Vegas. We have an office in Vegas.

[D]

See the tie in now.

[B]

Yeah, I think. I mean, it's just a great excuse to go more often.

[D]

I want to go visit my team.

[B]

I gotta go see my team. I gotta go see my team. And I'm a big NWA fan. I mean, I love Easy from way back in the day. I know you do too, Brett, right?

[C]

Oh, yeah. Hey, you know that. That guy, the drunk guy that's called twice?

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

He lives in the same town. I do.

[B]

Thank you, Brett. We'll work on it off here. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That's funny. Go Saints. Dave. I agree. I like the Saints. You there.

[C]

I'm telling you right, right now, that's the best quarterback. And we go come out with the best tied in. In the league this year.

[B]

And I'm a big LSU fan until.

[C]

Tell Bobbo that. That last song I've. I've been to, you know, until you've been to a college football game, you've never been to a football game. And Tiger Stadium is the place to be, bro.

[B]

There's no question, man.

[C]

No alcohol in the building. But it's all outside the building.

[B]

800, 800, seven two, three, four.

[A]

What about the song, 800?

[D]

I don't know.

[B]

Jeff in Austin, Texas. Good morning.

[C]

I think you should do Kansas City because they got a quarterback that's like Pre K. Whitey, Blackie.

[B]

Pre K. He brings up a good point. Pre K. You there, Prek? Who's your. Who's your. He's on the phone. I know he can put him on hold. Prek, who's your. You wear a lot of sports attire.

[F]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Now, who is that team? Where are they from? That fubu. The fubu?

[F]

Oh, man, they from all over, man.

[E]

You know, not a team.

[B]

He wears these jerseys to say fubu.

[E]

I didn't know.

[B]

And they got a number on the back of them. I didn't know where they're Playing.

[C]

Playing.

[E]

Next, he'll actually wear jerseys from, like, throwbacks, but it's got his name in the back. Pre K's name in the back.

[F]

Yeah, Yeah. I got a. I think it's a Kansas State jersey with my name on the back. Not a Kansas State fan. It was just a purple and silver, so it matched my shoes.

[B]

That's how you make these decisions. Who's your football team?

[F]

My favorite football team, other than the Cowboys, you know, it's all Raiders, baby.

[B]

So you're Raiders, too?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

So that's the soul brother coming out of me. Okay. Bill and Odessa, good morning.

[C]

Good morning, baby. Hey, how come you don't go for hockey?

[B]

I just. It's too cold. Too cold. Casey. Chiefs, the original Dallas. And you're right, Ryan. Kansas City was from Dallas. I mean, they're owned by Lamar Hunt. They got transferred up to Kansas city in the 70s. Got a lot, a lot of love from Dallas on the Kansas City Chiefs. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. I just wonder where. If you knew that. That they were the original Dallas, Texas. I thought I'd drop you a call, let you know. Great show. Keep up the good work.

[B]

Thanks. Where are you calling from?

[C]

I'm calling from Midlothian. I'm from Kansas City, but I've lived down here for about 10 years now.

[B]

I noticed your cell number still says KC. So you kept the old one.

[C]

I kept my number. When I retired from my company, they let me keep my number.

[B]

Hey, Drunk. Drunk Don is. Drunk Don is on line one. Should we grab him again.

[E]

See how much more drunk he is?

[B]

Drunk Don. Let's see. Drunk Don.

[C]

Drunk Don. Hey, hey. Atlanta Falcons, my brother.

[B]

Well, why?

[C]

Well, man, look, I was raised in Atlanta. I love them. The quarterback's good, buddy. They. They get beat down, but they keep.

[B]

On coming back, you know, actually, your name is now coming up in our call log automatically as Drunk Ass Don. See, you've earned your new nickname, Drunk Ass.

[C]

Hey, I'm. Hey, I'm. I'm. I start early in the morning. We need to check.

[E]

You need to check in each hour.

[B]

Drunk Ass Don, please go to our Facebook page and make a post on the Jon Wolf show so we can see a picture of you and we can. You know, you're. You're a new. You're a new member of the family. Drunk Ass Don. We used to have Crazy Barbie, but we have Drunk Ass Don now.

[E]

And he's got to call each hour because we see the progression of these.

[B]

Kentucky.

[E]

Was it Kentucky Deluxe?

[B]

Kentucky Deluxe, man.

[A]

This is FalconsBCC.

[B]

Bridesmaid is a bad wedding singer. Is this good?

[A]

Okay, this is wild audio. You know, when you let somebody sing.

[B]

For your wedding, 800-800-RODIO is the call in number 800800 7234. You can also call with your car, your make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. If you want to sell your car, go to give me the vi n. Givemethe vin.com.

[A]

When the sing and the singing's bad, okay. And we'll just. We. We won't ruin it. But something happens during the course of the song that do. We want to reveal that reveal because.

[E]

It makes it better for the story.

[A]

During the song, which is sung expertly by the bridesmaid, the best man. And you have to wait for it. Is gonna faint dead away and face plant.

[D]

Oh, my Lord.

[A]

Right there on the podium.

[B]

You gotta put this on the Facebook page so people can.

[A]

He broke two teeth. It's on the John Clay Wolf show's Facebook page, by the way.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And it's. Yeah.

[E]

Listen to the audio.

[B]

When it's too heavy to carry, Remember this moment with me.

[A]

Wait for it.

[B]

I get to love you. I get to love. Water.

[A]

Water.

[E]

Oh, it's so great because two parts. Her singing's terrible.

[D]

And right now. Is that somebody they picked?

[A]

That's the brand's pick it.

[B]

Dramatic.

[E]

She's. She's getting to that heartfelt moment, right?

[D]

Sure. She's almost crying like Michael Jackson in this one song.

[E]

Yes. It's.

[G]

We're.

[B]

We're.

[E]

Everybody's going to cry, but instead of crying.

[B]

I get to love you. I get to love. Man down.

[A]

Oh, man.

[D]

The video is painful. He hits face first. I mean, just. There's no bracing.

[B]

That's Satan trying to keep him from marrying her.

[E]

Was he on something or is it the leg lock?

[B]

I've seen that a few times. Philip Murran completely passed out at Taylor's weddings. Y' all don't know who that is, and you don't need to know. But.

[A]

No, but by the time a couple times they let you sing a song, I mean, that's laid into the reception. This guy's probably had about 40 beers, right?

[E]

Everybody's. I mean, I had a little something before my wedding. Didn't you?

[B]

Oh, yeah. We had the old shots in the locker room at the place at the club we were in.

[D]

Oh, he just dead.

[A]

Dead.

[B]

Were you wasted when you got married or just drunk?

[E]

No, no.

[B]

Just had a buzz. A little tip. Did you smoke a big fatty?

[E]

So here's what happened with me. There's this part where you have to light candles?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Well, I went to put the candle back on.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And didn't put it on there very good.

[B]

Maybe cuz it was a little tipsy.

[E]

And it fell down. The candle fell down into the ground. Everybody's like, oh, we can pick it.

[B]

Up before it starts.

[E]

A fire starts.

[G]

Fire burns.

[B]

Fire, fire, fire.

[E]

So, yeah, that was fun.

[D]

That's good.

[B]

Randy the chipmunk, what are you doing here?

[D]

Hey, buddy.

[B]

Buddy.

[H]

Hey, guys. Hey, what's the damn deal?

[D]

You look happy. Happy?

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

I tell you what, it's up and down there. It's Springtime's out.

[D]

Springtime's a big deal for you.

[H]

Yeah, my girl Sharonda's been in the mood.

[D]

What's the mood?

[H]

Kids are all gone to spring break camp.

[D]

Oh, spring break.

[H]

Having a ball.

[D]

Y' all do spring break too?

[H]

Well, sure.

[C]

How would I know?

[H]

Yeah, I mean, what the hell?

[B]

I don't hang out with.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Excuse me. Did you get your brackets made for March Madness? I know you're a gambling little son of a.

[H]

Hey, guess what?

[D]

What?

[H]

I'm sucking. Pan's just not going right. Son of a. Why do you bring that up?

[D]

Oh, nice.

[H]

I should talk about springtime. It's beautiful.

[B]

That's your stick, your gambler. You're an addictive gambler, Chipmunk.

[H]

I tell you what, here's. Here's the thing. You gotta look out for us right now this time of year. The squirrels. The squirrels are nuts this time of year. It's crazy. It's crazy. We had four break ins on the block this week.

[D]

Break ins?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Who's breaking b.

[H]

Just laughing crack. Street life, man, it's crazy. All the, you know, run around, you can't drive a car.

[D]

No.

[H]

You know, you can't. You can't leave your business at night.

[C]

That's okay.

[D]

Squirrels right out in front of my car chasing my dog.

[H]

Knocked me off. You know What I had? Three cases of honey buns stolen out of my tree.

[D]

Three cases of honey buns?

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

Like 12 bucks worth. Yeah, I'm pissed off.

[D]

I bet.

[H]

But springtime, springtime. Everybody get happy.

[D]

But you're happy.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

That's all that matters because I'm getting some. Oh, sure, for a lot. I got you.

[B]

Do you get more in the springtime?

[H]

Shout out to my girl Sharonda do.

[B]

You get more in the springtime?

[H]

Oh, hell yeah. Yeah, it's not an easy life. You for chipmunk. I mean, you got to deal with the birds, first of all. And you got people Driving cars around like they belong on the road or something. And the squirrels are going crazy.

[B]

And, you know, Randy the chipmunk. We've got to go to break. Can you take us out the way we talked about?

[H]

Do me baby one more time. We'll be back with John Clay Wolf after this.

[I]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe vin.com Call in 800, 800 radio now. John Clay, a wolf.

[B]

Quick, J.D. name this song. I don't know it. Charlie, do you know it?

[D]

That's hilarious.

[E]

I believe so, yes.

[B]

I mean, I know you're reading it on your. No, no, I'm not reading it. It's a good old MTV Jam from way back Maryland.

[D]

What is it?

[B]

Hyatville, Maryland. Rat. Lay it down.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Good morning. You're on the air. You Maryland. I don't have a name here. I just have a Hyat. Spill Mar, Maryland. Hello?

[E]

They may not be there.

[B]

They are there. They just don't realize I'm talking.

[E]

Hello, guys.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey.

[C]

How we doing?

[B]

Good, good. What you got? What's calling?

[C]

Hey, I got a 2011 GMC Denali leather, loaded, perfect shape. I heard you guys, I flip houses for a living. So I'm gonna keep it, I think.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I don't want to buy the new truck because, you know, they go down to four cylinders. We get on the highway.

[B]

Right. Come on.

[C]

I want a real truck.

[B]

So this is a 6.2. Is it all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[C]

Four wheel drive.

[B]

Okay, so you're calling me just to get an opinion or you want to sell it?

[C]

Calling to see how much it's worth, really. But go to the dealership because, you know, the trucks are like $65,000.

[B]

How many miles.

[C]

Just turned 80?

[B]

18,000.

[C]

19,000.

[B]

Does 19 buy it?

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

They.

[C]

They offered me 24 for it.

[B]

Yeah, and you didn't take it. And that's not true. I mean, nada. Retail on the thing is 22. 5.

[D]

Yeah, that's 24 in an alternate universe.

[B]

I didn't just start doing this, guys. I mean, it's like saying, hey, I've got Microsoft stock. I don't know what it's trading at. Say it's trading 100, right? Okay, I'll give you 100 for it. Yeah, they offered me 150 for it. Yeah.

[D]

Who's that Ticket?

[E]

Why didn't you take it?

[B]

Why didn't you take it? Donovan Woodland, 16 Silverado High countries at a. So it's tuned and deleted. Therefore it's a diesel Duramax EFI live tune.

[C]

It's got 86,000 miles on it, clean 4x4, no sunroof, leather. Nav.

[B]

I'm having a real problem when we buy these things. We're having to get pictures of the tuning controller, the. The chip because people are stealing them. We buy these damn tune trucks and then all of a sudden they're stealing the program off of them when we get them to our next place. We actually had a guy put in jail the other day. We found one of them doing it.

[E]

Oh, great. That's awesome.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

This one ain't stolen.

[B]

No, no, I don't mean the truck stolen. I mean they're literally stealing. They're stealing the software off of them because they quit making it. You know, it became a federal offense. And it's. It's a black market deal on these. On these programs. Anyway, I think. I think. I think it's a 30,000, $35,000 truck. Go to givemetheven.com. load up. Let's at look.

[C]

Look.

[B]

I've got to be careful with that one because it depends on a lot of things that I don't want to waste everybody's time with. So that's why I hit the range so big. Domingo in Dallas, he calls every Saturday with a bad. With a bad joke. Domingo, tell us your bad joke. Turley, get ready with the dump button.

[C]

Okay, now wait a minute, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. It's not a bad joke. Give it a minute. All right, all right, all right. No, no, no, really. Okay. Why does the Easter bunny hide the eggs?

[B]

Don't know. Why?

[C]

Because he didn't want anyone to know he was screwing chickens.

[B]

That actually played out pretty good. That's funny. That's stupid. It's very stupid, but funny. I like funny. Stupid. Daryl is 56, 000 mile, four wheel drive, leather roof. Nav, it's an xlt or a lariat on the power? No, it's a F150. Okay, now I'm with you. We've got an XLT F150 with 56 four wheel drive crew cab leather. Nav. But it's an xlt with leather.

[C]

Yes, I had it put in at the factory.

[B]

I mean, at the dealership. I think it's 30 GS. I need to look though. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'd like to buy it. I actually have a good friend that's looking for a truck just like this for his son. And I never do that, but I'm. He's a really good friend, so I told him I'd do it.

[C]

It.

[B]

Yeah. Load it up and give me the vin.com. let's look. Okay, thanks. New Mexico. We're not on in New Mexico, Mike. We're not on a New Mexico. You there?

[C]

Yeah. You are?

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

You are?

[B]

Okay. What city?

[C]

Well, it's, well, it's over by Carlsbad, which is close to Midland, odessa.

[B]

Where's Area 51? That's where I want to go.

[A]

Is that over like Nevada?

[C]

No, that's in the. Well, that's over by area. Area 51 is over on the other side of Las Vegas.

[B]

Las Vegas, Nevada.

[C]

Nevada.

[B]

What, what's the. Where were the aliens in New Mexico?

[C]

In the middle of nowhere.

[B]

Where were the aliens? New Mexico?

[A]

Well, they, they crash landed out there. By Artisa I.

[C]

That, that's in Roswell.

[D]

By the way, if you've ever been.

[C]

To Roswell, that's just 70. 70 miles from Carlsbad.

[B]

Have you been J.D.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Did you see any aliens?

[D]

No. It's all you'll see is T shirt shops and knickknack stores.

[B]

Is it kind of like going to Muscle Shoals, Alabama? You don't see Leonard Skynyrd?

[A]

Kind of. Yeah, but the signage and everything is. They're pushing that alien thing in Roswell.

[B]

Hey, hang on, Mike, real quick. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up on your cell phone. You can do it in 60 seconds. We'll, we'll, we'll bid it off air. Thanks.

[D]

That's all it is. It's a bunch of gift stores. Very small town. A bunch of gift stores. A little museum where they show this little make mock up of a crash UFO and an alien.

[B]

That's it, Greg. In Auburn, Washington. An 08 Honda Civic, four door EX leather. Cloth.

[C]

Cloth.

[B]

Five grand.

[C]

75,300.

[B]

Only 5 rust, yes or no? Any anywhere?

[C]

Absolutely zero rust.

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com if the computer is going to bid it automatically, it'll. Then if you say no, it'll say, what does it take to buy it? Put the number in there and I'll deal with it after the show. Okay, we buy, we buy 20, 30 cars a week out of Washington region right there. So we have drivers an hour and a half up the street. Manheim PA will come down there and bring you a check. And if you don't believe me, go to the review site, Google, Facebook, Better Business Bureau and you'll see it. And you'll see this lady that we were jacking with earlier, that was jacking with us that lied. She sold us her car. And then we went to go get it, she wouldn't answer phone. And she finally texted back, sold it somewhere else. That's great. We deal in people's words. Keep your word. If you make a deal, stick with it. Just like you expect me to stick with it, right? If I tell the guy I'm gonna give him 7,000, he expects me to pay him 7,000.

[D]

Yeah. What if you'd gone to her and changed the number?

[B]

Oh, she freaked out.

[D]

We changed our mind.

[B]

So all we asked her to do is not come back again. Because what we've learned is when people are liars, they continue to be liars, and we don't want them. Well, I'm gonna go tell all my friends. Well, most your friends are probably liars, too, so we probably don't want them anyway. I'm not trying to be rude. I'm just telling the truth. We're busy, guys. We buy 500 cars a week. I don't have time for a bunch of liars. And, man, this lady's went ballistic.

[D]

No one's ever told her no before.

[B]

Got me into a jam, and then I had to stick with it.

[E]

I know I wasn't very professional. I wasn't very professional. But just check it out on the John Clay Wolf show page.

[B]

You can read the thread and it. And she took screenshots of when we asked her not to come back, and her phone numbers on there. And then people start blowing her up. Turned into a big mess. I'm sure I'm gonna hear about it Monday. We'll be back in just a minute. 800. 800-723-348-0-0800. Radio.

[I]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[G]

I'm over here counting.

[D]

You just said it again.

[B]

Yeah, but I'm programmed now.

[I]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Was that Elliot? Yeah, our program director, Elliot.

[E]

Wow, he's counting.

[A]

I didn't think we'd said it today.

[B]

Drunk ass Don is online. One again. Drunk ass Don. We wanted you to call back in an hour so we could listen to the level of change as you. As you partake in your Kentucky Deluxe.

[C]

Hey, well, I didn't. Has it been an hour already?

[B]

No, it's only been 30 minutes. Call us back in 30 more. Has it been an hour already? Oh, my God. Too funny. Johnny Football. Our own Johnny Football is making his US Football debut again of American football. This time it's not the Cleveland Brown or the Canadian Astronauts. It is the Memphis Polar Bears or something like that.

[D]

It's the Express.

[B]

Express what?

[D]

The Memphis Express is the name of the team.

[B]

What are they expressing?

[D]

The alliance of American football. Memphis Express.

[B]

Okay, Johnny Fabo.

[E]

I gotta dial them up here on the ISDN line.

[B]

I got to go on.

[A]

Give me another hit.

[E]

We got it. We got in their studio.

[D]

Oh, we're in there.

[B]

Thank you for going to the affiliate out in Memphis and getting on the air with us this morning, Johnny, cuz you couldn't be here in the studio.

[A]

Yeah, that's great, man.

[B]

How are you?

[G]

Hold up.

[B]

Are you holding your smoke?

[D]

You're on the air, Johnny.

[B]

Oh, he's taking a quick hit.

[A]

Loving Tennessee, man.

[B]

Loving Tennessee.

[A]

Did I see it right?

[G]

Right?

[B]

You did.

[A]

Out here we say Tennessee.

[B]

So what's the name of the team?

[A]

Memphis Grizzlies.

[B]

No, no, that's a basketball team, Johnny.

[A]

Oh, I thought they were playing it wrong, man. They throwing the ball in the basket, man. They're all wearing shorts.

[E]

He went to a basketball.

[B]

Okay, so you're playing football tomorrow night. I have the time. Here it is. Just so you know, today's Saturday, Johnny. Tomorrow is Sunday. And you're on tomorrow at 7:00 Central on the NFL Network. Memphis Express versus the Birmingham Iron.

[A]

Yeah, I'm gonna be here, man. And hey, it wasn't the Astronauts, man. It was the Pewitts.

[B]

I don't know. Canada.

[A]

That was my team.

[B]

You've been kicked off of every. Every team you've ever joined. You quit one team, the Aggies. And then you've been kicked out of every other jail, bar and country and football club since. So this is your last. This is your last hurrah, John. You're gonna. Are you gonna pull this off? You're gonna screw it up, too?

[A]

Well, it's just like an Indian casino. They kick you off the blackjack table for being too good a player, man. No, but I landed. I believe I found me a home at the Mint for Memphis Express. Okay, They're a team of the AFL ciofl.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And that's the new top league in the. In the bottom.

[B]

Okay. No. Hey, is it like the Cleburne Railroaders?

[A]

I don't. Seriously?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Memphis is awesome. This is awesome.

[B]

So what. What's the playbook look like? Hey, how's practice been?

[A]

I bet nobody knows this. Okay, Memphis, it.

[C]

Y.

[A]

It's got some badass barbecue, man.

[D]

I think everybody knows that.

[A]

No, it's so. So it's so good.

[B]

You look so skinny in your pictures. You need to eat some more.

[A]

It's spicy and sweet like Ariana Grande.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Awesome. And.

[B]

And you're having marital trouble too.

[A]

And Elvis lives here, man.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

No he doesn't.

[A]

Yeah, he died. Elvis lives here, man. Elvis is dead.

[B]

Move. Move.

[D]

We know Elvis. He's.

[A]

He's badass dead.

[G]

What?

[D]

Nothing.

[B]

So how's practice been?

[A]

What happened to Elvis, man?

[B]

Hang on everybody. Johnny Football. How has your practice, your workouts with the Memphis team been? Are you going to do good or you suck?

[A]

Oh, well, I haven't made it yet, man. It's going to be awesome.

[B]

So you're going to get on the field and you haven't even practiced with the team yet?

[A]

Hey, Johnny Football. No, but I've been doing some marketing, man, because of the. The. The legal marijuana is everywhere and Tennessee's a hide hide hired market, man.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I had to peel the gas pipe stickers off of all the smokingator 2000s so I can sell it at the Grizzly Shop.

[B]

So tomorrow night we're going to get to watch on tv.

[A]

Yeah. And stop by the Grizzly Shop, get a smoker.

[B]

2000 on the NFL Network. I'm telling you, I really think this is going to be the best thing for this new league that's happened yet.

[A]

Yeah, it's going to turn around here. We're expecting like 40 new viewers. We're going to sell a lot of beer, man.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And. And I'll pick it right now. Okay, I'm pulling your left field like Baby Ruth.

[C]

Oh boy.

[A]

Okay. I'm pointing your left field like Baby Ruth.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

You have to imagine it cuz you can't see me.

[D]

Can't see it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Touchdown.

[A]

First drive.

[D]

Johnny.

[B]

Football everybody. Football.

[D]

Football in the big grizzlies.

[A]

Grizzly Shop.

[D]

It's not the Grizzlies. Never mind.

[B]

Dan in Oklahoma. Good morning.

[C]

I just want to know what happened to. I want to know what happened to Hannah.

[B]

Hannah the stripper. Oh man.

[C]

Yeah. Where'd Hannah go? We haven't heard her in a long time.

[B]

She's. Well, she was on last week with her nephew Pinky. But I think she's coming in later. In about an hour, hour and a half. She always drives by here.

[A]

We'll, we'll.

[B]

We'll see how it goes. Billy, in Fort Worth you got a high mileage diesel. A 13180000 mile LTZ extended cab leather nav. Is it four wheel drive?

[C]

Yes sir.

[B]

But it is an LTZ it's not a crew cab. It's extended cab. Correct. I'm thinking mid teens. Mid teens. Mid teens with those miles, maybe low teens. Go to givemetheven.com and let's look. Sam and Bethesda, Maryland. A12. No, A10F. 250F150. 80,000 mile, two wheel drive, crew cab. Leather. Cloth. Cloth. Cloth. Average. Rough or clean?

[C]

Clean.

[B]

Does 10 grand put it to bed?

[C]

Yeah. I mean, I don't know the blue book on the truck, but good looking truck. I'd take 10 for it.

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. If it's rust free in a nice truck, I'll give 10,000. I'll come pick it up with a check. Go to givemetheven.com loaded up. Ryan and Eden. Eden, Oklahoma. I think big mile truck. Let's save these big mile trucks for the website. Just go to give me the vin.com because there's, there's so much variation in them. The good ones and the bad ones. I've got to ask so many questions. It's kind of boring on the radio.

[C]

Make sense, right?

[B]

Thank you. Thank you, Joe. And this says Detroit. Joe, are you in Detroit?

[C]

I'm in Oklahoma, but yeah, I live in Detroit. I drive truck.

[B]

Okay. Oh, wait. Navigator with 100 on it. All wheel drive. If it's nice. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's six, seven grand. Go to givemetheven.com Shayra 18 Sierra was 11.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Okay, I gotta ask a bunch of questions on this one too. So why are you selling it if it's an 18?

[C]

I'm not telling it.

[B]

Honestly.

[C]

I just called because I wanted to talk to you because I heard the, the call about the guy in New Mexico and he could name Roswell.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

He was literally 30 minutes away. So it just cracked me up. And I've been listening to you all morning on my commute and I just thought it was hilarious.

[B]

Well, I'm glad that we entertain you. They say the women don't like us. Every. When we go to markets, the program director's like, all the women won't like you. I'm like, no, I think they do.

[C]

My boyfriend works in sales. In car sales. So I, I find y' all very, like, comedic and like, I don't know, entertaining.

[B]

Well, good. Thanks for calling. Send me some nudes. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. You hit that one good. You, you did that good, Turley. You did that Good. Turley. Dick Dale died. Yeah. Home in Texas, infested with rattlesnakes. We've only we got two and a half minutes before this segment.

[D]

We have a couple of more comments on this lady that's been giving us a hard time on Facebook. A couple more comments. Christopher says blow her out of the water. Better yet, get drunk. Ask Don to call her.

[E]

That's not a bad idea.

[B]

That's a wonderful.

[D]

Earlier, somebody said to send some D pics.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[D]

Now this person says she's been trying all morning, but it keeps saying file too large.

[B]

No, we don't want to be.

[D]

No, we don't want to do that.

[B]

No, we don't want it.

[D]

It was funny to say.

[B]

It was funny to say, but, you know, you gotta have some class, jd.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

You know, you need to. You need to rate, you need to raise your bar, you need to clean it up.

[D]

My bad. This is totally my bad.

[E]

JD's done not send pictures before, but he's sit out in public before.

[D]

Easy, hoss. We don't need to tell the story.

[E]

Oh, that's. That's not fair.

[B]

Well, no, okay.

[D]

Thank you. Thank you.

[B]

Wow, Turley, y really getting deep this morning. Baba, what do you think is going to happen?

[D]

It's an Ambien story, okay. Ambient and vodka.

[B]

Orlando and Atlanta are on TNT today at 1 o' clock for you football lovers. And I'll tell you why. I have the inside line. As a buddy of mine, I know this guy, but a good friend of mine works for him and they bought the league. I'm actually going over to his house today for an annual party. They've been having this drunk fest.

[E]

Oh, is this the one where.

[B]

Yes, you leave the.

[E]

The cart in the middle of nowhere. You did this like three years ago, right?

[D]

We do it.

[B]

It's been going on for 20 years.

[D]

It's all guys.

[B]

It's all guys. About 25. And we show up at this guy's house and we do a bar room, sports Olympics. And it goes on from about 2 o' clock till 11 at night till the final. And you know, pound of beer. Pound of beer. Basketball, hoops, throwing this. It's fun. Darts, It's a good time. I mean, we're getting a little too old for it, but it's still. It's entertaining. To get rid of your wife's and be jackasses for a day.

[D]

Sure. Brought to you by Uber.

[B]

He actually gives out an Uber code for the ask. I mean, like in the invitation. Uber Code is this. I will pay for everyone's Uber. There is no excuse. Do not sue me poo. It's basically what it says. And he's right. But yeah, they bought the damn league. Dundon, you know, he's, he's. He owns the Carolina hockey team. And, and he bought the league. And, and it's pretty cool stuff. They explained a lot about it. And I want to get him on the air to talk about the affiliation with the NFL and how important it is because they're a support system for the NFL is. Is what the success of this league will be. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Be back. Uno momento por.

[I]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Pre.

[B]

K is really me. He's kind of like my little Macaulay.

[E]

Come on, man.

[B]

You came to colleague coke and me. What's wrong with you?

[I]

And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[B]

Keith Richards is still hanging out in the studio. So I thought we'd play another one of his songs. Keith, what were you thinking when you recorded this?

[A]

I was, I was. I was thinking I would like a little more heroin at the time. Those were. Those were tough times. You know, the tattoo you, some girls and tattoo you. I don't remember really, but I think that's Mick singing that like that. He was trying to sound just like Dolly Part Martin.

[G]

What?

[A]

No, I think he was successful.

[D]

I don't believe so.

[B]

Oh, with his voice so high.

[A]

Right, right. He even stuck a couple of cantaloupes in his shirt like that. Right, okay.

[B]

While he was recording it and wore.

[A]

A big blonde wig like that. And we, we actually hired Kenny Rogers to come and stand next to him while I sang it. And when you hear the hand clapping, that's Kenny Rogers. That's the great Kenny.

[G]

Roger.

[B]

Behind the Music. Behind the Music with Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones.

[A]

He said, I don't want to do it, but I just love Dolly and I'm happy to do. Dolly and I are islands in the stream. I said we should call the Bee Gees and have them write a song about that.

[B]

Do you know what you call Dolly Parton? Doing the backstroke.

[D]

Don't.

[A]

That's. That's raccoon style.

[B]

Island in the stream.

[A]

He's got a song joke.

[B]

Michael in Maryland, Good morning. You're on the air. Michael, you there?

[C]

Yes, I'm here.

[B]

A 15 Colorado Z71. Is it a four wheel drive or two? Excuse me, is your truck a four wheel drive or a two wheel drive?

[C]

Four wheel drive, sir.

[B]

Is it a six or a four cylinder?

[C]

It's a six cylinder.

[B]

Okay. Extended cab or crew cab?

[C]

I got a crew cab, full back seat, got it all leather.

[B]

Oh, good, you got a nice one. Okay.

[C]

Yeah, and I, I heard, I'm a first time listener with you guys. And also, also, yeah, I know you like honesty.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And just wanted to let you know the. I, I got a leveling kit on it. Okay. I got 28, 20 inch tires on it. Like knobby tires. Very nice tires. I got steps on it on the side to get up in it. And, and just wanted to call, see how much something like that is worth. I, I got an estimate from Coons. Coons and uh, white marsh in the, in, uh, Baltimore area. And uh, like I said, I'm first time listener and you seem like you're a pretty fair guy.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, 20 grand is the first number coming to come into mind, but you've got some extras. It sounds like it looks better than the rest of them, so it's going to be worth a little more. What, what did coons hit it at?

[C]

Excuse me?

[B]

What did Coons bid?

[C]

They bid it for 25, I believe.

[B]

Okay. Did y' all hear what I just said? It sounds like 20 grand, but he's got extras on it, so it's going to be worth a little bit more. And they hit it 1500 higher. So does that buy it? If I gave you. If I gave you a check for 21 5, would I buy it?

[G]

I.

[C]

Well, I actually, I owe, I owe 11 on it still. I don't know that much.

[B]

We'll make the payoff and we'll pay you the difference.

[C]

Okay. Can I ask you a question? How long, how long is this offer good for, sir?

[B]

All spring. Until the market shifts. Right now we just came into a higher market. So until that market shifts, I don't know when it's going to shift. But you know, I would say it's going to hold through mid April. And then the next round It'll come down 1500. It'll be 20 grand sometime in mid April, maybe late April. I don't play. I don't play the game. I don't play the games with it at the other dealers do. As far as. Well, your offer is only good for 20 minutes. 20 minutes, you know, 32 days. Whoops. No, we just buy and sell the market, man.

[F]

And that's.

[B]

The market just went up, so I would have been 20 grand on this thing a month ago. I'll go 21 and a half. 21, 750. Now, the difference between us and somebody else is we will literally send a driver from our Manheim PA Office to your worker house, wherever you want us to be, and we'll hand you a check for the difference on bank of America. These other dealers that they give you drafts, they don't pay you, right? And they screw you around and they'll try to sell you something. We're not going to try to sell you anything. We're just going to buy your damn car and treat you right.

[C]

I got you. I got you.

[B]

All right, go to, give me the vin.com. go to, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Give me the vi n. Give me the vin.com. i got to keep moving because we're on the air on several cities.

[A]

Off a good 14 hour offer, good for 23 minutes. Off a good 14 hour or as.

[B]

Long as the sun is shining.

[A]

Who took midnight by peeking?

[B]

Burn King, Pick and Bracket. Oh, my gosh. There's a lot of calls on here. A big mile truck out of Oklahoma. What do you know? What? Unbelievable. That doesn't really happen. Here's a good one. Daniel in Liberty, Texas. I think it's Liberty, Texas. Daniel, where do you live?

[C]

Liberty, Texas.

[B]

There you go. Okay, well, I was right between.

[C]

Between Houston and Beaumont.

[B]

I'm very familiar. You're right outside of Beaumont, actually, on that whatever highway that is. What is it?

[A]

One.

[B]

What's the. What's the 90? 90, 90, 90. So you've got a 14 king ranch. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[C]

No, no, I got. I got a 16 king range.

[B]

Okay, and is it four wheel drive or two?

[C]

Four wheel drive.

[B]

Does it have the big glass roof?

[C]

Yes, it does.

[B]

Those look so good.

[C]

It's got everything you can get. It's black and caribou. It's got the brown soft leather interior. It's got telescopic wheel. It's got everything you could add on it.

[B]

Ford did such a great job with that sunroof. There's not a prettier sunroof in the business than that monster sunroof that they put in the store. I like the miles on your truck.

[C]

It's a 3.5 EcoBoost.

[B]

Oh, it's an EcoBoost. I'm glad you said that. I was. I was bidding it wrong. Okay, does 38 grand buy right? No, see, the EcoBoost is worth a little less than the. Than the 5L, by the way. What buys it?

[C]

What.

[A]

What is It.

[B]

What buys it? If 38,000 won't buy it, what will that have?

[C]

At least. I'm thinking 4550.

[B]

Yeah. See, damn. If you go and shop the new ones and look at the rebates and where you can buy a new one on a. For what. What year is. Is a 16, right? Let me just give you what we call.

[C]

It's only got 19,000 miles on it.

[B]

There's an index for used cars called MMR, and it's Mannheim Market Report. Average MMR on this car is 37. 6. So that's the wholesale auction results on 16. And there's. There's a lot of examples here in Texas. They bring a little more than they do in other places. So that's where I was coming up.

[C]

Nothing.

[B]

No, I know The. The mileage ad. The average. It added the. The computer added 3,000 or no $4,000 for the mileage. You got great mileage. I'd like to buy it, but I know I can't give more than 40. So when you shop around, if you decide you want to turn it into a check, go shop. Me go to givemetheven.com but I'm a 40 grand player. 45 would be full blown. Yes, sir. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

All right, see what else is going on in the news. State wildlife officials say South American lizards could be establishing breeding population in South Georgia. Lizards known as tingus grow up to four feet long. This is freaking people out, actually. Wildlife agency is encouraging residents to report any sightings of these big lizards.

[B]

Officials say this lizard, the worst since 78, has devastated transportation, disrupted communications and left many hundreds homeless.

[C]

Monster lizard.

[B]

The wire service never lies.

[D]

Obviously a WKRP clip.

[A]

Good old lesson.

[B]

Hey, we. We played this earlier in the day, way early this morning. I want to play it again. Vince Neil, Motley Crue from 2015. It sounds like Bob Dylan channeled Vince Neil and took over his ability to sing. It's the damnedest thing you've ever heard. Go ahead. What's wrong with him? I'm not saying words.

[A]

I mean, he's sweating like a maniac.

[D]

You think he just got the words or he's just so high he can't.

[E]

I think he's high on speed.

[B]

Wait, what happens here? It's slow.

[D]

The loving part.

[E]

You got to know the words.

[B]

The hell's he saying? I don't know.

[F]

Never shop.

[B]

Sounds like drunk.

[E]

Don, it's like you could do karaoke.

[B]

You know, if you said it Was.

[D]

A Japanese cover band trying to do Motley Crue. Everybody go, oh, I hear that.

[E]

Well, now, think about it. He was in. Where was it, Spain or something? Rio. They don't speak English, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

So maybe they don't know what the.

[B]

Hell is going on in Rome.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

You go to our Facebook page John Clay Wolf show and see the video. I can't believe that this hasn't made more rounds. I mean, we're just breaking it now.

[A]

Yeah. And it's from old. That's from 2015. Now the band is getting the biopic done, and it's going on Netflix very soon. We've got a quick clip of a new song that they recorded just for the Netflix special.

[B]

There a cover that horrible.

[A]

It's Madonna. It's like a Virgin.

[F]

What?

[A]

Yes, it is.

[C]

Why?

[B]

If we ever get that old and bad, we need to hang it up before we do something.

[D]

Like somebody in your group that can look you in the face and say, this sucks. You're bad here.

[B]

Hey, can I hear a touch of that other one again? I love it. Bob dylan. Bob dylan. Everybody does motley cruel. It's like buckwheat. Come on, spanky. Come over here. Come on, dolly. Play this out. This is too good to turn off. We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay. Well, remember, if you want to sell us our car. Your car. Go to. Give me the vi.com. we'll be back in a couple minutes. We'll do the quick minute on a minute where I bid a bunch of cars. Real fast. Guys staying on hold. Stay there. Oh, yeah.

[A]

We're back.

[I]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[B]

Are you a prostitute or a junkie?

[I]

Call it 800. 800 radio.

[A]

I should never have picked up that Twitter.

[I]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Which one is this? It's not Too Young for Love. It's. It's not. Hang on.

[A]

Wait a minute. Oh, you know what?

[B]

This is off that first album, the good one.

[A]

Too Fast for Love.

[B]

Is that what it is?

[A]

Yeah. I thought you weren't too fast for love.

[B]

Too young for love. But it's all good. Young, fast, it's all fine. It's just Motley Crue. Hell, Vince, Neil doesn't even know the lyrics. Why should we?

[D]

I should know better than during the break to walk by Bobbo's computer. I just should know. But actually, at this point, I should know. Stay in my little seat.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And don't go over there.

[B]

What'd you say?

[D]

You know what you got? He's got porn up on this computer during the show.

[B]

Bob, you're a real true.

[A]

It is not porn. That is performance art. This. This young lady is hanging from a ribbon. She's not a porn star star. She's a gymnast, which is even better.

[B]

So, like, what are your categories? What are your. What are your top three favorite search criteria for.

[A]

Okay, number three, when you're.

[B]

When you're on your. Your adult sites.

[A]

Number three.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Gymnast.

[B]

Gymnast. Okay, clearly number two.

[A]

Cheerleader.

[D]

Close.

[B]

And then number one.

[A]

Colombian made those crazy shoes.

[B]

Yes. It's very specific, man.

[D]

Very specific.

[A]

Well, you know, what can I say?

[B]

You know, Rob.

[D]

And it can tell where you've been on the Internet, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay, Just checking.

[A]

I got nothing to hide.

[B]

Apparently me and Rob have a deal going.

[D]

Apparently you have nothing to hide.

[A]

What am I doing wrong?

[B]

Nothing. It's nothing.

[A]

Girl. Work.

[B]

Johnny Manzel's playing football on US TV tomorrow, and that's too funny. Too funny. Too funny.

[A]

Touchdown on the first drive. That's what he said. I know that's what he said. He's pointing first.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Pointing at left field like baby.

[B]

A good friend of mine has known him since he was a little kid. His dad used to work for him.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

His dad's in the car business. He's been bouncing around different dealerships. But he said, dude, when he was looking little. Baseball, football. I mean, John. I mean, from a tiny age, he was just ridiculously talented. Ridiculously talented. Yeah.

[A]

I think every. Every school's got one.

[B]

You know, my kids are not, you know, the. The best athlete out of my crew so far is my daughter. She's a track runner. She's pretty good. She's getting tall. She was a little. Little thing. Now she's all, you know, five nine or something.

[A]

We all used to go through that, though. We all went through little league, you know, and. And midget football. I never played midget football.

[B]

My mom would call me, but my kids are little. I mean, they still have time to. To come into their sports. Charlie, were you any good at sports?

[E]

I mean, you know, good enough to play high school football and, you know.

[B]

What was your spot?

[E]

Defensive tackle.

[B]

You.

[E]

Yeah, I was heavier. I was almost 250.

[B]

Get out.

[E]

Oh, yeah. No.

[B]

Get out.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I was defensive tackle. That. That makes sense of why you have that drive and that rush. Because, I mean, I was a defensive. And you're just programmed. And it really does program you to chase that ball and smear the. Smear the. Almost said. Yeah, I almost made a racial. Not a racial slur, Politically incorrect statement, smear the blank. But yeah, I mean, you just get it in your brain and you just go for it every down, snap, charge, charge, charge.

[A]

It's got that height, too. You need like, 5, 9, 5, 10, 5 11, 5, 11, you know, closed line and.

[E]

Son of a. I hit low. I led with my helmet. Which was stupid back then, right? You didn't know any better. But I would. I would knock some air out of you.

[B]

Jd. What? What position did you play? Football.

[D]

I did actually play YMCA football. I wasn't very good. I played tennis in high school.

[B]

Tennis?

[D]

YMCA was football. What are you talking about?

[B]

Back then, it was. That's all you had, man.

[D]

Yeah, that's it. Then I played tennis. High school.

[B]

Were you okay? No. At what time did you decide to just make a living off of your life?

[D]

Looks, A radio? My looks. As soon as I realized I sucked at tennis.

[B]

When you look at JD's pictures of the past, I mean, this boy was pretty. I mean, pretty.

[A]

He's a pretty boy.

[B]

You ain't seen pretty till you've seen JD Ryan.

[D]

Pretty boy.

[B]

Y' all need to dig up a picture and put it on her face. I mean, he's just so pretty.

[D]

Some of your old commercials, ton of movies, commercials.

[B]

I'm gay.

[D]

All that stuff. I'm not gay.

[B]

No, I. I just pretty. So damn pretty.

[A]

Even today, I'm queer. Every time we take photos, JD looks perfect.

[C]

Perfect.

[A]

One hand on the sunglasses, I look like Quasimodo, you know? And you guys are just regular guys. But JD's perfect.

[B]

White, black, Latino. Are you there, DJ?

[C]

DJ.

[B]

DJ Pre K. Can you hear me? Nope. He's on the phone. He's on the phone.

[F]

Yo, yo.

[B]

White, black, Latino or other.

[F]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Y' all ready? Y' all ready? Y' all born ready, baby.

[F]

All right.

[C]

I gotta, I gotta.

[B]

The strength of street.

[F]

This little news story, y' all just guess what ethnicity or our criminal is. Because, you know, dumbass comes in every race.

[B]

Most of the time it's white people. By the way, for those of y' all rolling your eyes.

[A]

Oh, he's padding the category.

[F]

This is true, you know, A lot of Caucasian crimes.

[B]

Oh.

[F]

But so we're back with everybody's favorite superhero, you know.

[B]

Dun, dun, dun, dun.

[F]

Florida, man. We got a naked bongo player in St. Petersburg, you know. So we found our suspect from report.

[B]

Matthew McConaughey.

[F]

What's that?

[B]

Matthew McConaughey, Austin, Texas.

[F]

All right, all right, all right. It could be Baby, you never know. Could be researching for a new movie. But we found our suspect from reports of break ins at a local eateria where somebody stole a gang of chicken wings, beer and cat. When one time looked at the surveillance, they found the guy they were looking for. But what really caught him off guard was the shots from the next night. The day after the first break in, they found footage of another man busting in. But his motivation was a little different. This cat ain't come in and take nothing or tear nothing up. He just wanted to take off his pants and chill out for a little bit. So he finds a way in, strips down to his birthday suit and takes a seat at one of the tables. He then busts out a bowl of ramen noodles out of nowhere and proceeds to chow down. After he finishes his prison style snack, he busts out a set of bongos from God knows where and busts a little beat before deciding to put back on his shirt and dip on his bike. Still no pants though, so he just letting them fly free in the late night wind. But our boy wasn't charged with anything because he, he didn't take nothing. So I guess no harm.

[B]

No harm. Now what was this during office hours? Hours, I mean restaurant hours, or we.

[F]

Would break in after hours. It was like, you know, 3, 4am Ain't nobody there. So this is like late, late night.

[B]

Very odd.

[F]

But what do y' all think? Man, white, black, Latino, Other bongos, Bongo.

[B]

I'm gonna go Latino because the bongos.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And it's in Florida and I think a Miami sound machine. That's all I got.

[D]

I'm going white.

[A]

Okay. It feels Caucasian to me.

[E]

It does. It feels, feels very congregation. Just like a hippie guy that drugged out really high.

[B]

I mean like Haitian is not black. That's other. It's Haitian. Puerto Rican. I'm gonna go Haitian. I'm gonna go Caribbean islands. Other Latino. Ish. Something other. What you got?

[F]

Pre JD Ryan knows his fellow Caucasians. 66 year old Chad McGillis in a white mane. Let's them hang 66.

[D]

How do you get to be that old, be that weird?

[B]

We need to flip that into what were they on? Do you have any idea what drug he was on?

[F]

That's a good, that's a good guess.

[E]

Ramen noodles.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean what would get you that screwed up? Oh, there's some li. I don't know. Anyway, we'll, we'll, we'll ponder on that for the moment and we'll be back. Just a sec.

[I]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

This song so funny. I just remember being with my kids in la, and there's this big old black guy, all muscled up with his shirt off, sitting there with a huge boom box, like 1982. And he's sitting on the sidewalk. Just jam into this song. I'm like, genuine dog. He's like, you got it, brother. I know my pony. I wonder if drunk ass Don is a genuine fan.

[G]

Drunk ass.

[B]

Drunk ass Don, are you there?

[A]

Is he back?

[B]

Don, you there? Donnie there?

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey.

[C]

Hey, man, what's going. I swear to God.

[B]

What?

[C]

You know, I got. I got nothing to do but drink whiskey shots and play my guitar. My girlfriend's at work. I'm sitting here in my draws.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

At my bar. Yeah, man. I love you. I love y'. All. I swear to God, I love y'.

[B]

All. We love you too, drunk ass dog. If you could turn us down in the background, it would help. Here's what we need you to do. We want to give you. We want to give you a quick DWI test.

[C]

Wait, I'm on the radio now.

[B]

I know, I know, I know.

[A]

Turn that radio down.

[B]

Turn the radio down if you can. Can you turn the radio down?

[C]

Turn it down. Okay, I'm. I'm on the way, right? Yeah, but I. I dig the. Out of hearing myself.

[B]

Oh, you can't say s word on the FCC air. We just had to dump that. Be careful, remember?

[C]

Oh, man, you know what? I'm sorry.

[B]

Look, Don, let me take control of the conversation. Don, hang on. Bear with me. I got to keep you on the rails. I want you to stand up. I want you to stand up, and I want you to put that phone next to your head like it is. And I want to put your right hand over your heart, and I want you to sing the national anthem for everybody.

[C]

You want me sing the national anthem?

[B]

Yep. Just like you're in the middle of a big sports arena and it's Drunk Ass dawn, and it's time for the games to begin.

[A]

And we're standing with you.

[B]

And we'll stand with you. Can you.

[C]

Do you know, there's a. There's a great story.

[B]

I don't want a story. I want to hear you. I don't want a story. I want to hear you sing the national anthem. Forget the story. We all want to hear you sing the national anthem to your best of your ability.

[C]

Okay, here we go. If I remember it Correctly. Oh, say can you see.

[B]

By the.

[C]

Dawn'S early light what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight all the rampants we're so gallantly streaming. I can't do that anymore, Don.

[B]

No, no, no, no. That was. I would let you drive me anywhere right now if you could pull that off that smooth. You.

[C]

You're.

[B]

You're. You're a. You're a professional.

[A]

Bunch of bombs in the air.

[B]

Good for you, Don. No, I'm kidding about the driving part.

[A]

Outstanding.

[B]

Very kid about the driver. But for a guy that drunk, outstanding. To be able to gather it up and get. Be a pro like that when it's showtime. He's better than Vince Neil. Do you have Vince Neil?

[D]

Oh, my God.

[E]

Well, and he's been drinking since 8 o' clock this morning. That's the fourth time we've checked in with him. Doesn't sound that bad. Not like this.

[D]

This guy's getting paid millions.

[B]

Drunk ass Don could do Motley Crue drugs better than this.

[E]

Yeah, I mean, he sounded actually more coherent singing.

[B]

Speaking of drunk. Uncle Roy, are you there? Yeah, I mean, are you sober?

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you hear that drunk guy sing the national anthem just now?

[C]

Yeah, maybe you do what he do best when he's drunk.

[B]

Well, here. I'm going to this party this afternoon. It's for the past 20 years. It's in Dallas, and it's a bunch of guys that get together, drink beer and play bar sports. It's like bar Olympics at this friend's house. And you might remember this the past few years because you've got me right over there. Do you have any. Give me the VIN drivers that can run me to Dallas right after the show and I'll get an Uber back.

[C]

Probably gonna have to be me.

[B]

And you were just about done for the day. Well, I promised to entertain you on the ride over.

[C]

Well, you know, if I'm just gonna drop you off, I ain't got no problem with it.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, just drop me off. I don't need you to wait. Just drop me off. I'll get an Uber back.

[C]

You know, I got a babysit.

[B]

Okay, I. Let's leave here at 12, 1245. Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. James, are you there?

[C]

Yes, sir, what you got? I was gonna tell you what that drunk conga player was on. You was wondering what kind of Drugs he was on.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

It wasn't drugs, buddy. It's scotch. The reason I know that, the reason I know that is because I guess Pre K said it was a 66 year old white guy. Well, I got a 65 year old British white guy that we play poker every Saturday. And sure enough that scotch starts rolling, he's. He's got to go get his congas and put on a show. It ain't all that. Ain't all that at all.

[B]

I think you've got a decentral.

[C]

This will happen tonight between 11 o' clock and midnight. I mean it happens every Saturday.

[B]

Could you please video it and send it to us so that we can play it on the air next Saturday?

[C]

What are you talking about? Video? And I've got like 20 of them on my phone.

[B]

Then J wolfgowolf.com J W O L F E at G O W o l f e.com Send it. Send me.

[A]

Oh man.

[C]

And if I can get him getting drunk enough to sing along with it. Oh, you'll love that one.

[A]

Jesus Christ.

[B]

Thank you.

[E]

He's like, I know that guy.

[B]

Scotch. I I the guy's got a decent theory.

[A]

I've been a scotch guy lately, just lately, since you started giving me those gift cards. Yeah.

[B]

Specs gift cards. That's funny. Yes.

[A]

Johnny Walker Red Label, man. The big one. The big one is 32 bucks.

[B]

Johnny Football is going to be on the NFL Network playing for the Memphis polar bears.

[A]

Amen. Three weeks worth of scotch right there.

[B]

Tomorrow at 7 Central. Tune in. I can't wait. Hey, Joe and Colleen. These old police cars aren't worth anything. They're just, I mean a thousand bucks and I really don't even want it. We see these a lot and they just. I'd put $1,500 on it on Craigslist and get rid of it that way. Are you there? Yeah, yeah, that's about it.

[A]

But junk.

[B]

Yo.

[A]

It's got cop brakes, cop shocks and a cop catalytic converter. So it runs good on regular gas.

[B]

I hear you. They just. The previous cop cars don't bring you no money. Nobody cares. Vincent. Fort Worth. This high mileage Colorado is probably a thousand bucks unless it's a four wheel drive. Yeah, go to give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com and load it up if you want to sell it. Oh, that's a blue and gold. Okay, what else we got, J.D. what else do we have?

[D]

How about Shaquille O' Neal is now joining Papa John's to Be the company's brand ambassador. The company kind of got in trouble with the. You know, the CEO said some racially charged things in a conference call. He used to the N word. So they moved him out of the way. So you don't. You're not going to see him anymore. But Shaq now adds Pizza Hut and Papa John's to his long list of things he's doing, including Taco Bell, Buick, Vitamin water, power balance, Mr. Big candy bar, Oreo Igo, headphones, monster Speakers. You want me to continue?

[B]

You know, this guy owns restaurants, too.

[D]

Soup man.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Glucose Sticks, Toys R Us, Gold Bar, Fruity Pebbles, Apples, Gold Bond. I see Hot Dove, Zales, Drone Watches, Carnival Cruise Lines, the General Insurance, and now Papa John's.

[B]

He's so rich.

[A]

Has he still got it?

[D]

He's made more money doing that than he ever did.

[E]

So he's spokesman, right?

[D]

Spokesman, yeah. So he's going to be the guy.

[B]

He's also an entrepreneur, and he's got a large portfolio of businesses.

[D]

Huge.

[B]

No, this guy's an operator. Huge operator.

[D]

But you wonder at some. At some point, why. You got enough. Come on.

[A]

He.

[D]

He's doing it for fun.

[E]

Gets his name out there, his brand.

[B]

Hey, David. A 15 King Ranch. 100, 000 mile, four wheel drive, leather nav. I want to say 20. I want to say 20 grand, but I might be offering too much. Would you mind putting it into my [e-mail]?

[C]

You bet.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Papa John's. Oh, no. Hey, hey, hey, Dale. You want to talk about a car that has zero value and I don't know why? Well, I do know why. Because they won't stay running. But, oh, nine PT Cruiser with 111 is worth $700. Isn't that crazy?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, Jason, good morning.

[C]

Hey, John, how you doing?

[B]

Good, good.

[C]

Hey, I just wanted to give a drunk ass Don some props on that national anthem, man.

[B]

I was. I was real surprised. I mean, I thought this would be a. Let him.

[C]

Yeah, y' all should let him finish it out.

[A]

I mean, I'm.

[C]

I'm ex Air Force and I was standing at attention, man. I mean, that was pretty damn good.

[B]

I was. Another round of applause for Drunk Ass Don. It's almost like the. When they pull him over on the video of when the cop pulls the drunk over.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And he. And he makes him dance and the guy starts knocking it out. That's like. Drunk ass don.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Thanks, Jason. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Got another big week at the auction. We've bought more damn cars. We've got another 500 for Dallas on. On Wednesday in a PA. We had a bunch, lots of cars. We're buying heavy. The market's high. You know, this time of year, just. People start coming off of the trend, the fish start moving and the market goes up. And we're paying [e-mail] tax money.

[D]

Is that helping at all?

[B]

Absolutely.

[D]

Is that the big push now?

[B]

It's not the big push on the cheaper cars. 15 grand and back. Yes. The more expensive cars, 40 grand and up. Have not really made a move at all. Big Benzes, like, heavy Benzes, they're cheap.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. 16, 17, 18, 19 Benzes. MMR is 80 grand. They sell for 76. You know, MMR's 55, they sell for 53. They're going back. And I mean. And BMW is the same thing. I think it's the lease. Everybody's leasing them, and the payment on a lease is more attractive than buying one. So it's screwing up their market. So they did it to themselves is what I'm saying. But the heavy luxury cars, no, McLarens are good, good Ferraris, the supercars, but. But the big Lux, the brick cars, the Rolls is the bench. They're not bringing the money. I mean, they still bring money, but, you know, a hundred grand Rolls is really worth like 93. And you'll see a lot of data. It's like 100, 100. Well, blue book and this and that says. No, no, no. You go lose your 10,000 on one of those, you tell me I've done it. Lose 18,000 on one go. Try you some.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Get you some of this.

[B]

I took the biggest hit I've ever taken in my life on a Rolls Royce Wraith the other day. Hour number five coming up. Podcast goes up at 1 o'. Clock. Be right back.

[I]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800 radio.

[B]

Now.

[I]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

147,000 miles. Good Lord. Good Lord. All right, let me grab this real quick. Russ and Carson City, Nevada, good morning.

[C]

That's not Carson City, it's Crystal.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

You remember where Lavar.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Lavar Odom almost died of an overdose and too much sex.

[B]

Yeah, that's you.

[C]

Yeah, that's Crystal.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah, he's close to the bunny.

[C]

Right range.

[B]

So how far are you from Vegas?

[C]

Oh, about 90.

[B]

Okay. I didn't know the radio station went out that far.

[C]

Actually, 931 does.

[B]

Cool.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Thoughts on Steve McQueen's AM from Bounty Hunter movie that was found. You have some thoughts on it?

[C]

Yeah. Oh, no, I just, you know, I heard your quote on the bullet, and I thought it was kind of funny.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's like, now, I wonder what.

[A]

You know.

[C]

And he destroyed that car in that movie.

[B]

Right. But a lot of times.

[C]

You've ever seen the movie?

[B]

But a lot of times they take a fake car. When they screw them up in the real car, they don't rip.

[C]

Yeah, well, the. Generally.

[A]

How many?

[B]

Plenty.

[C]

They destroyed a shitload of chargers.

[B]

Hey, Russ. Russ, you can't cut songs on the radio, man.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

All right.

[B]

I gotta dump you. Gotta dump you. All right, Philip. All right, shoot. Philip in Houston, good morning.

[C]

Hey, John. Love the show, man. I need some advice.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

My wife's been bugging me about getting her a new Jeep. New. You know, a couple years old, low mileage, and I'm. I'm a Ford man, so I don't know anything about Jeeps, and I'm wondering, can you give me some advice? I got a wife and four kids.

[B]

How. How. How. How long have you been married to her?

[C]

We've been married about five years.

[B]

Okay, so you've been knocking kids. Second marriage, you've been knocking kid. So how many kids have you had with her?

[C]

Well, I've had one with her. We have total of six children. We're. We're like the Brady Bunch.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

She had three, I had two.

[B]

We married. We had one. How old is she?

[C]

She's 30. I.

[B]

Okay. She's fixing to leave you, and she's already got another man.

[C]

So I need to get her a good, reliable vehicle to get out. Right?

[B]

Yeah, I would get her a Jeep Cherokee. Don't get her a Wrangler. If you get her a Wrangler, the top's coming off and the other top's coming off, and you're toast.

[C]

You know, she's. She's been dying to get that Wrangler, too.

[B]

Yeah, she's.

[C]

She's been pushing over the Rubicon.

[B]

Yeah. She's going to climb to the top of the mountain and get your buddy. What? What? He's been thinking he was going to get. 800. 800 7234. She needs that blocking differential for the Rubicon to really climb away from him. It's true. It's just true.

[D]

Always true.

[B]

Zach, I don't want a 300. I mean, I'll buy it, but, I mean, I don't Want to argue with you about what a 300,000 mile Silverad is worth?

[C]

I haven't seen any yet.

[B]

I hear he 300 good shape my hand. So does 5 grand buy it?

[C]

No, I was. I. I was wishing for more.

[B]

How much more?

[C]

Hey, I don't think you want to hear.

[B]

I know we're going to click off. It's now. I. I don't want to be entertained by that. The. The. The funny. Funny on high mile is. Is that. I don't know.

[E]

I think he wanted 10 grand.

[A]

Yeah, I was thinking nine.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, this guy thinks he's got something. Oh, it's got 40. 40. Not 140. He does have something. Brent. Good morning. I like you more now that DJ Prek adjusted. It said Mach 1 4. Okay. So I thought it was a Mach 1 with 140, but it's got 40. All right.

[C]

Yeah, it's 40.

[B]

That's why I left you on hold so long because I didn't want to talk about it. With 140.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

But now. Now come into this club. Come over to this room. We have champagne and dancing girls on this side of the bar.

[A]

Cool.

[B]

Yeah. Okay, so what color is your Mach 1?

[C]

It's red.

[B]

All right. Where. Where do you live?

[C]

Needville.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Yes, on that one. Southwest of Houston.

[B]

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Do you have any other offers yet?

[C]

No.

[B]

Okay. Mark one.

[C]

I'm just driving down the road listening to the radio, thought, hell, just sitting there.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does. Does 7,000 buy it?

[C]

Oh, wow.

[A]

No.

[B]

Does. I don't.

[C]

I don't know. What. Realistically, what is it?

[B]

Well, I mean, it's a. I had one the other day. Damn it. Lieutenant Dan, if you're listening, call in and tell us what we sold that other one for. We had the same car that had a supercharger on it, a blue one, but hang on. Me. Look it up. I want to buy it, and I'll give you the right money. I'm just not sure what that is. It's an O2 Mach one with 40 in red. How. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[C]

Probably 8.

[B]

7. Did you buy it new or used?

[C]

I bought a new.

[B]

Okay, so you've had it all. It's like one owner. It's probably 10 grand, but I need to do it off air. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up and send me some pictures and a VIN number? Let me read research it.

[C]

Yeah, I did. I'm on the road right now.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, there's no hurry. I mean, it's 24 hours a day. You can go in there, you can have. When you're on your fourth beer tonight at 9:20, you can load it up then.

[C]

Four. Fourth beer at 9:20. Oh, you're a little off.

[B]

Oh, am I? Okay, I didn't know. I didn't know what time you start. All right, whatever. When your four beers in and you're like, I'm getting drunk. I don't want to get drunk. I need to do a little work. Do that. All right.

[C]

All right.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Hey, hey, what's happening, buddy?

[B]

Where are you calling from?

[C]

Well, I'm on my way to Houston. I live in Lafayette, Louisiana.

[B]

All right, what you got?

[C]

I got a 14F250 Lariat.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And 14.

[D]

Fourth.

[C]

Fourth beer at 9:20. Come on, man, keep it real, man.

[B]

You lowballed every 13, right? I drank 17 beers the other night with a friend of mine.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I know it. I didn't mean to do that. That damn Glenn, dude, he.

[E]

Oh, Glenn. You see, that's what everybody's got. The story of that damn Glenn.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Remember that?

[F]

Damn Glenn.

[E]

What happened? Well, somebody knocked somebody else out. You know, it's always that inside that way.

[B]

I know it. Glenn, when we start talking and drinking, we just keep doing it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That one time a year ago, like the day we broke some record, we went across the street to that bar and we sat there all day and all night. I drank so much beer, I, like, wound up in the doctor's office the next week. I'm serious. It's weird.

[E]

Yeah, it'll happen, but he's just goes like nothing happened.

[B]

Yeah, he's just. He's a professional. I'm a rookie. Okay. It's a 14F.

[C]

I may have.

[B]

Go ahead. What?

[C]

I may have. I may have 17 tonight. I'm going to a crawfish ball.

[E]

Oh, crawfish.

[B]

Yeah, that's. I like the onions and the corn, the crawfish mushrooms and the sauce. Yeah, I like all the stu around it. The crawfish are. They're fine, but I like. I like. I just like the way everything tastes when it's all cooked together. So it's a. It's a lariat for. It's a Lariat, right? A14Lariat?

[C]

Yes, sir. 107,000 miles.

[B]

Four wheel drive or two?

[C]

Four.

[B]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof?

[C]

Yes, it Does.

[B]

Does it have 20 inch wheels? Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. Does that factory navigation?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Average rough or clean?

[C]

Between. Clean.

[B]

Okay. I think it's a. I think it's a. I think it's a 17 grand truck. How many miles? 107.

[C]

17. Come on, John.

[B]

It's got 107 on it.

[C]

You've got 17 stuck on your mind, man. Give me some money.

[B]

Everything's 17. What's it take to buy it?

[C]

I don't know. I've been offered like 38.

[B]

Oh, shut. Oh, my. So he's just called to have fun? Hell no. It's getting to the time of the day when people are just calling in to be called making stuff up. Don't.

[C]

You don't even own real.

[B]

You don't even own a Ford truck. $150,000 all for 38.

[D]

You heard of the latest Internet challenge, the Florida man challenge? Have you heard of this?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

It's fun.

[D]

I've done it where you go into Google and you just put in Michael. You tell them what they put in.

[E]

You put in a Florida man and you're Florida man. And then your date of birth, right.

[D]

Like them just a month and date. And it comes up with a very interesting story. Like this one. Turns out Jacksonville, Florida, woman was not all that and a bag of chips. Police looking for a man who say, shot a woman after she performed a pleasurable act upon him in exchange for $5 and. And Pringles potato chips. Afterwards, she told the police the man asked for his money back and then shot her in the shoulder. She'll be fine, by the way. Imagine what she would have done for Funyuns. But anyway, so basically what happens is when you put. You put in a Florida man, you put in your birthday just a month like mine's November 14th. And that, that comes up just a. An odd Florida man story. Florida man throws samurai sword at sheriff's deputies. Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in the middle of the intersection. Florida man this, that, the together.

[E]

So mine was Florida man kills another man with a machete named Happiness.

[D]

Named Happiness. So anyway, that's the latest Internet challenge.

[E]

It's fun.

[C]

It's.

[E]

It's a good time.

[B]

Bakersfield, California Good morning, Bakersfield. Hello?

[G]

Hey, how you doing?

[C]

This is Dustin again. I called and I was locked in, but I got. It got hung up on, so.

[B]

That's okay. Don't take a hint.

[C]

I was calling about. I was calling about. About the Saints. That should be the team right there. Drew Brees is Awesome quarterback. And it's all around 15.

[B]

Man, I really want to go. I really think I'm sold on the Raiders. Yeah, it's their time. The Vegas thing, that's been needing to happen for a long time. I was always, you know, I remember talked about it forever. Somebody needs to move a team to Vegas and it's going to be a sellout. And in the Raiders, I'm sick of the Cowboys. I mean, I still love them and I'm still gonna watch the Cowboy games, but I seen another team to get into, the Saints. I'm already into lsu, so I don't want to, like, completely homer out. I'm gonna go Raiders. And then if I can really act like I care, then I give good excuses to go out to the Las Vegas office and go to the Raider Raiders home games. Where are they gonna play, by the way?

[C]

Their stadium. Yeah, awesome one, too. So. All right, you guys have a good one.

[B]

Hey, Dustin, where are they gonna play? Do you know?

[C]

Yeah, I'm not sure.

[E]

They're building it. I'm not sure.

[B]

Okay, so do you.

[E]

Can you name anybody on the team right now?

[B]

Howie Mandel.

[E]

Well, here's one.

[B]

Manzel.

[E]

Antonio Brown.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Big name. You should know that name. He just got traded to them.

[B]

Wide receiver Gruden. Is he still the coach?

[E]

Yes. Yep.

[B]

And what's Howie Long doing?

[E]

Well, he's just on Fox News, but I mean, Fox NFL.

[B]

But he has nothing to do with the Raiders.

[E]

I mean, I know he was a former player.

[B]

You know what? You know what? You're. You know what, what is really the truth now. It just hit me. So in high school, senior year, they're. They're playing these motivational films for us to watch. And Howie Long was a hoss back then. Yeah. Yeah. And I was a defensive end and he was a defensive end and just watched him crush everybody. Turned me into Howie Long fan. That's probably. And then that Raiders thing. And then Bar. And then Barrett Robbins was a friend of mine from tcu and he was a bouncer at our bar in college. And. And he was a Raider. And then he's obviously a rebel. A little too much. He went to Tijuana the night before the super bowl and got drunk and missed the Super Bowl.

[A]

Don't forget the great John Madden, too, and his history with the Raiders.

[B]

Barrett's story gets better if you look this up. So he went on a bender and he lost his deal and he. He's kicked out of the team. And he wound up. There's a big Write up in Playboy about 13 years ago. A four page article he wound. He's a massive man. He's in Miami. The feds are coming to get him for whatever reason it was. They kick a door open and he threatens to kill him. And they shot him five times and he kept fighting. Oh, my Lord, they didn't kill him. True story. Barrett Robbins, center for the Oakland Raiders back there Super Bowl. Missed the super bowl because he's such a partier. He believes in the theory you can. You can't get drink all day if you don't start in Tijuana. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Charlie, who's your backup team?

[E]

I really don't have one. I go by the theory of you got that team, that's your team all the way through. Now, I'm a fan of the sport and I'll watch the games, but I'm.

[B]

Not really rooting for them. But you don't have money.

[E]

No, unless I have money on a team.

[B]

Bob, do you have a second fave NFL team?

[A]

I've got a bunch of faith. I'm a fan of the NFL. I'll watch almost, almost. Any game I watch is worthwhile.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And I know I'm. I'm a glass half full time, so.

[B]

Do you have a second favorite? I mean, there's got to be one in there.

[A]

Rams.

[B]

But listen, this year, right? No, no, no, no.

[A]

I've been a secret Rams fan ever since Warren Beatty wore the uniform in a film called Heaven can wait back in 1978. True story.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

There you are.

[B]

Back when they were in St. Louis.

[A]

And Jim Brown did that movie Quick Change where they rock, Rob the Coliseum, you know, as a heist movie. I don't know if you saw that or not, but missed it. Yeah, Rams, dude. Hollywood's team, right?

[B]

What about you? J.D.

[D]

Hollywood'S team. Damn cowboy fan.

[B]

Just.

[D]

I don't really have a bag. Why would I have a backup?

[B]

Did you really have sex with a girl on the star in the middle of the Dallas Cowboys?

[D]

That actually did happen.

[A]

And it was.

[D]

Wasn't even one of those things you plan because you can never plan that.

[B]

Can we get her on the air to verify this act?

[D]

I could try.

[B]

Are you friends with her on Facebook?

[D]

You know, we are actually, now that, now that I think about it. But she's married. It could be a little weird.

[B]

Does she live local?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

We could change the name.

[A]

In fact, officials with the city of Irving, Texas have said that that's the Reason they tore down the original Texas Stadium.

[D]

I was on the radio, and the security guard, some guy calls me for a request. I said, what are you doing tonight? He goes, I'm a security guard at Texas Stadium, Okay? I said, that's got to be interesting.

[B]

Hang on, let me. Let me paint this picture of Ms. Slow JD is doing crying Lover and leaving on Dallas's country station, right? A security guard from the State Stadium.

[D]

Right, calls him with a request to.

[B]

The radio station and then go ahead.

[D]

And he just. Any guy said so in normal conversation, what are you doing tonight? He said, I'm a security guard at Texas Stadium. I stay here all night. I go, that's got to be kind of boring. He goes, you'd be surprised. There's a lot of things that go on here overnight. Right now, tonight, there's nothing going on, and my mind starts working. So there's nobody in the stadium. What would happen if somebody snuck in and hung out on the field?

[B]

He said, come on.

[D]

He goes, come on. I'm the only guy in the stadium. So we showed up about 2am and wow.

[A]

He was introduced by the young to the young lady by his cousin, Stymie Ryan.

[D]

That happened. That truly happened.

[B]

Stymie, I didn't know you were Jewish.

[A]

I'm not.

[B]

8018-0072-3480-0800 Radio Turley. When you kick me out that fast and I'm kind of running out of steam, I was watching it. All right. My name is John Claywolf. I buy cars and radio for givemethe vin.vin.com. you can go to givemetheven.com, put in your license plate or your VIN number, and the computer will bid your car immediately, and we'll come back behind it and negotiate with you. That's really how the deal works. Ask some more questions. Questions. Make a deal. Get some pictures and come pick it up with a check. Be right back.

[A]

Less cars, more bull. The John Clay Wolf show me.

[E]

You know, they've been playing this on classic rock stations.

[B]

It's coming. Huh? The. The Switch, The Eagles are leaving, and the grunge is. You know the difference between Eddie Ver, Eddie Vedder and the rest of the grunge movement is what? Eddie Vedder never ate a shotgun.

[E]

Wow, that's terrible.

[B]

When is Pearl Jam coming back?

[E]

Ah, it's been a couple years, but they're still rocking.

[B]

Yeah. I wish Cornell hadn't killed himself. Dude, he was the best male version vocalist. He's better than Robert Plant. I. I have trouble saying that. But. Or he's right there with him. There's nobody better. But who's Bobbo? He's fixed to blow up. Who's the bobo? Have you are. Are you familiar with his body work?

[A]

Yeah, I.

[B]

His.

[A]

His current single.

[B]

When he died. Yeah.

[A]

Forget my broken heart.

[B]

Remember, remember who is.

[A]

Was awesome.

[B]

Who's a better male vocalist, rock, rock vocalist than Chris Cornell? Besides Robert Plant?

[A]

I mean, Robert Plant is right up there.

[B]

Besides Robert.

[A]

I mean, I'd say John Lennon.

[B]

What?

[A]

Damn good male vocalist, vocalist, rock and roll.

[B]

Yeah, but that wasn't rock and roll.

[A]

The Beatles wasn't rock.

[B]

Not the. Not the category of rock and roll. I'm talking a heavier vibe of rock and roll.

[A]

Oh, well, you didn't say that.

[B]

Okay, well, now I am.

[A]

You said rock and roll.

[B]

I'm trying to straighten it up. I don't mean mellow rock. I mean heavy rock. Okay, so now I. I say that. State the same question. What's your answer?

[A]

I don't know. I mean, there's a lot of them out there, man.

[B]

I know there's a lot of them.

[A]

But I'll tell you what, that Sebastian Bach could wail for his time.

[B]

Okay, well, you know who's really good is Vince Neil. Do you have any clips of him turn?

[E]

Oh, yeah. I mean, he's tremendous.

[B]

Here's some wonderful classic rock in the. The lyrics. You've really got to listen close to the lyrics.

[A]

Oh, that is so true. He's right. Right, right. I agree.

[E]

Jeff.

[B]

Jeff, here it says you're from Cut and Shoot, Texas.

[C]

Yes, it's actually Granger land, but I'm south. Five miles south of Cut and Shoot, sir.

[B]

All right, where the hell is that?

[C]

Okay, if you go, you know where. 242 and 3083. I mean, 1485 me, dude, I'm in Dallas.

[B]

I don't know where the hell you're talking about. What area?

[C]

Dallas.

[B]

Okay, give me close.

[C]

I mean, I'm. I'm six miles south of Conroe. Okay, Houston.

[B]

Okay, Houston. Got it. So there's a town called. There's a municipality called Cut and Shoot around the Houston area.

[C]

Area.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

I did not know this.

[C]

Yes. And there's a place called. It's called Grangerland, Texas. And it was on the news not too long ago about them wanting to close the. To close the post office there. And the old man Grangerland had it petitioned and had it to where? We have a. We still have a mailbox. I mean, a post office there.

[B]

Okay. We give a Miley Ass Hyundai that isn't worth anything because the miles are too high. It is fully depreciated. It's fully depreciated. 2010 Santa Fe with a hundred. 170 is worth a thousand bucks.

[C]

Yes, 170,000 miles. I'm just curious what you would say.

[B]

It would be worth. I will pay a thousand dollars. And you can cut and shoot that baby too. He's like, oh, my gosh. Michelle. Good morning.

[C]

Hi there. Hey.

[B]

Hey. Where you from?

[C]

Henderson, Nevada.

[B]

How far is that from Vegas?

[C]

Oh, miles.

[B]

Oh, so it's just right there.

[C]

We're on the outskirts of Vegas. We could to the strip in about 20 minutes.

[B]

Okay. I have an office, right. I have an office right down on Sahara.

[C]

Oh, you do?

[B]

Yeah, across from Carmax.

[C]

Oh, we live near Green Valley here.

[B]

Okay. I noticed down there where our offices, all of the restaurant. So many of the signs are in Vietnamese or something. Is that, Is it Vietnamese?

[C]

Oh, I don't know. Where's that at?

[B]

Down on Sahara? It's like in little China or something.

[C]

That's Chinatown probably over there off Spring Mountain.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't travel too far on the west side. I stay mainly in Henderson and Green Valley area.

[B]

Did you grow up there?

[C]

No, I grew up in Michigan, but I've been here a long time.

[B]

Gotcha. So do you prefer the. The heat over the snow?

[C]

Not really. I'm not crazy about the heat at all.

[B]

So the Commander Jeep Commander 08. Jeep Commander with 90,000 miles. Is it leather or cloth? Is it a V8 or V6?

[C]

It's a V6.

[B]

Okay, so it's probably just a sport cloth. How many miles it's got?

[A]

89.

[C]

Nine.

[B]

I'm a four grand.

[C]

We bought it brand new. Yeah, we bought it brand new.

[B]

I'm a four grand buyer. I'm a four grand buyer.

[C]

If it's in decent shape, it's in beautiful shape. I mean, the interior looks like it's never been set in. My husband watches it every week.

[B]

Load it up into givemetheven.com if you want to sell it. And if you want another opinion, you can go across the street to CarMax and get them to write an appraisal on it and then drive right across the street to our office. And if we don't beat that number, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. But. But my guess is I'm hitting it at four grand. I bet they're gonna hit it at 3,500. Yeah, but I'll pay four grand.

[C]

We probably better off selling it out, right? Yeah. Because it's probably worth more than that. It's in beautiful condition. I mean, the paint, like it just came off the showroom. It's always been garage kept.

[B]

What's it take to drive 5 minutes.

[C]

To work and back? Pardon?

[B]

What's it take to buy it?

[C]

Well, I don't know if we want to sell it right now, but I have to ask my husband. He's at work right now.

[B]

All right, well, I have to ask.

[C]

I'm going to ask him.

[B]

I'm going to ask my wife when I get off work if we still want to buy it. And you ask your husband if he wants to sell it, and we'll meet in the middle and try to do a deal.

[C]

It's a beautiful condition. It's that beautiful.

[B]

Like a swinger thing.

[C]

Burgundy.

[B]

Pineapple. We'll all get together and party. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. Pineapple. Pineapple. Pineapple.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[G]

We're.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

I'm.

[B]

We're redoing the pool.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And the person that's helping me does. Listens to our show. And by the fire. Put the. On. On the. The. The draft of the design. They put two pineapples. And I laughed, and he said, dad. I figured he'd like that.

[D]

Swingers. Swingers.

[B]

So the story was real quick for new listeners. If you're in the grocery store line, in the little thing where you put your kid, the little deal in front of you, if you have a pineapple standing up, walking through the grocery store, that means you're a swinger. If it's standing over on its side, it means you're a swinger. But she or he is not. So you're throwing out the vibe. Vibe. 800-800-7 2, 3. I don't know if it's true.

[A]

Never heard of that.

[B]

And we had a lot of listeners send us tweet on my Twitter and on the Facebook page.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Of people walking. Hey, we're trying the pineapple deal. Not having any action. The fish aren't biting. Turl, you spent some time in Nevada at the prostitution brothel.

[E]

Yes. The Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

[B]

Yeah. What was your. What was your takeaway from all that?

[E]

Man, it's just a. It's a scene where it's like going to a meat market, basically. So you go in.

[D]

Does it feel sleazy or cheap?

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Very.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

All right.

[D]

It's not upscale. Well, you never know.

[E]

And it's in mobile homes, so it's not in everything about it. You go in there, it's just, you feel dirty just walking in.

[D]

Right.

[E]

The girls are good looking, you know, I mean, they're. There's a couple that are just kind of trash too. You can tell that, that they've been through a lot, right?

[B]

A lot. If you're a prostitute or have ever been a prostitute, I, I, please call in. We'll keep your name.

[E]

So it's an interesting way that I have some questions.

[B]

I have some, I have some professional questions for previous or current institutes.

[E]

They like to be treated as normal people. I'm not just, this is my business.

[D]

And the money rich, they take care of them medically. They have, they're always tested. I mean, they take good care of them.

[B]

800. 800 radio is the prostitution hotline. Go ahead, Turley.

[E]

So when you walk in there, if you're just wanting to just kind of mingle, sure. They'll let you just mingle at a bar area and the girls just come up and talk to you and stuff. Or if you want to choose from their menu, then you can actually choose.

[D]

From an actual menu like double meat.

[B]

With cheese and jalapeno. They'll walk out.

[E]

The girls, you get to pick them. And they're auto. It's like a, it's a line.

[B]

It's like going to the car auction.

[F]

Yes.

[E]

And I'm going to pick you. And it's kind of like, well, what about the other girls? What they think?

[D]

Yeah, really.

[E]

It's very demoralizing. Like you and they just kind of. All right, pick them. Which one of their room.

[B]

Pick.

[E]

I didn't pick any. I didn't participate.

[D]

I just watched from that point. You just walk to the room and.

[E]

Yeah, they take you to your room and then whatever. Depends on the hour.

[D]

What happens, Baba?

[E]

You negotiate the price really, of how long you want to do.

[D]

It's not on the menu.

[E]

No, it's like a starting price price. But you can go how many? Whatever. It's an hour.

[B]

They can supersize you.

[E]

Yeah. Upgrades.

[B]

Yes, upgrades. Upgrades. Babo, have you ever been to a professional establishment? Like.

[A]

No, no, I've never been any place legal, man.

[G]

Stop it.

[B]

Crazy Taylor in Moore, Oklahoma. An 06 Lexus GX GS 300 with 130 average. Rough or clean?

[C]

Average.

[B]

Congratulations, you're the first caller today from the state of Oklahoma. This is the lowest mileage call we've had from Oklahoma today on 130. It's crazy how all, all the trucks in Oklahoma have 240,000 miles on them. And they love to argue about the value of them. Okay, you're calling in for your boyfriend. What's he thinking? Wait, what did you say? Oh, no.

[C]

What is he thinking?

[B]

I said you're calling in for your boyfriend. So what's he thinking? What will he take four grand for it?

[C]

I think he wants five.

[B]

Okay, I'll probably give five with a picture of you. Go to give me the vindoes. I need pictures of you in the car. And. And you know what? I'll give five if you're standing in front of the car with the hook em horn sign because you're from Oklahoma, boy. So I'm really testing your. Your hook. Them horns. Five grand.

[C]

Oh, that is.

[B]

It's asking a lot. It's pretty dirty. We're dirty. I'm a dirty, dirty, dirty boy. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Patrick. A 287,000 mile 11 Sierra Texas edition is worth $5,000 with that many miles on it. Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. You need to move to Oklahoma if you got that many miles. We'll be right back.

[I]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-TRIO now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

2, 3, 4. Your daddy works in porno now that mommy's not around.

[B]

That's back when Axl Rose was good.

[A]

A cautionary talent.

[D]

K.

[B]

Do they cuss in this song?

[A]

Oh, surely.

[F]

Later.

[B]

Oh, surely.

[A]

I haven't edited anything out of it.

[B]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Segment number gazillion. We're almost done with today's ride.

[D]

Long day.

[B]

So back to the border fence and the Trump thing.

[D]

Mexican officials have reported that 15 to 20 people have been arrested for stealing wire from the U.S. mexican border and selling it to security minded homeowners in Tijuana. Though most of the arrested were Mexican citizens, one Tijuana resident who had the wire installed in her home said the man who sold it to her was, well, a little different. The woman, identified as Veronica, told the newspaper El Sol Del Juana that the man had blue eyes, blonde hair, and didn't speak Spanish very well.

[B]

And you don't either, J.P. i don't.

[D]

Speak Spanish at all.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Well, surprisingly enough. What we found the gentleman.

[D]

Get out of here.

[E]

Yes, it was stealing this copper.

[D]

Stealing the wire?

[E]

Yes. Yeah. In fact, he's in the green room.

[F]

Come in here.

[D]

We have him here. I didn't know that when I did the story.

[A]

Yeah. Hey, Phyllis. What's going on?

[B]

You sound Canadian.

[A]

Well, como esta? Tula trabajos por los. Mi amigos y amigas.

[C]

What?

[A]

Nice to see us. Jerry Lundergard.

[D]

Jerry Lunder Garde from.

[A]

From Guadalajara. Got some wire to sell this morning.

[B]

Jerry Lundegaard. That name was in a movie.

[A]

You want to take a look? It's got really nice prices right now. And this is government issue. Really good wire.

[D]

It's a good wire.

[A]

Yeah. Well, I mean, I sell. You know, I sell all kinds of products like this.

[D]

Don't you live in Fargo?

[A]

I. I vacation up north. The north country. In the Dakotas.

[D]

I believe I saw you in the movie.

[A]

I love the Dakotas. Everyone's real nice. Yeah, I've got some fuselage belts from the F18.

[B]

What are you doing in Mexico stealing wire?

[A]

Well, I'm here in. In Dallas right now. You know, I. I haven't stolen any wire there. I'm cooperating here.

[G]

Okay.

[C]

Heck.

[A]

Anyway, these belts are really safe, you know, if you can.

[D]

If you.

[A]

A lot of people like in the minivans, right? You put an extra belt, and that's just double the safety, you know? And that may seem like a fire. A fire cry. But, you know, for every sail that you miss for being too enthusiastic. Oh, you know, there's a 100 you can miss for not being enthusiastic enough. You. You know who said that?

[B]

No.

[A]

The great Zig Ziggler.

[D]

I did not know that.

[A]

Yeah, sir, sure. He was great.

[D]

I've become.

[A]

You know, he could sell penguins to polar bears.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah, cuz they eat them.

[B]

Bud. Good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Hey, you guys are great, man. I love listening to your show, everybody. Saturday morning. It's awesome.

[A]

Would you like some wine?

[C]

I just gotta say, I'm. I'm. I'm getting paid to say this, I think, aren't I?

[B]

No, no.

[C]

Hey, the best rock singer in the world is Roger Daltrey from the who. And you gotta listen to the song Love Rain over Me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. It's good.

[C]

Damn. Right, baby. Rock and roll.

[B]

What station do you listen to us on? Yeah, what. What station do you listen?

[C]

I listen to 1300 the fan in Austin, Texas. Austin, Texan is an Oregon number.

[B]

The guy with a. With good taste in Austin, Texas. This is. This is unique.

[C]

Georgetown. So I listen to you guys every Saturday, man. You guys crack me up. It's awesome.

[B]

Thank you, Bud. His name's Bud, by the way. But I'm not doing the bro. You know? I hate it when people call me bro. Bro. It's just buddy and bro. Hey, buddy. Hey, bro. I'm Fixing to screw you.

[A]

I really like it when they call me bro.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That means that they've got their interest, you know, Aida. Attention, interest, decision. And action.

[B]

Wonder guard.

[A]

So how about these belts?

[D]

Car salesman from Fargo buying your belt.

[A]

Are you looking for a car?

[D]

No. No, we're not. Thank you, though.

[A]

Okay, I've got an inside and a.

[D]

Car on a nice prowler.

[A]

My ex father in law, rest his soul.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Had a big dealership. Yeah.

[D]

Had a running with out in Braintree.

[A]

Yeah, we had a little bit of disaster there for a while.

[D]

Okay, it's official. We can do.

[A]

I'll be honest. I did turn.

[D]

4 hours and 40 minutes till we melt down. That's how far we can go.

[B]

That movie was wonderful.

[E]

It was great.

[B]

And Fargo is what we're referring to Jerry Lundergard. But the. Did you see the reboot?

[D]

Oh, God, it was great.

[B]

And then they changed it every time with new people.

[D]

It was good.

[B]

So good. I'm ready for another dose.

[D]

Me too, though.

[A]

Different stories in the same universe. I think the guy said that he's done doing it. The creator.

[B]

That's so good.

[A]

Third season was so weird.

[B]

You know, I tried to get into Game of Thrones. It's just not grabbing me.

[E]

Oh, it's great.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

I don't get it either.

[B]

It's just not grabbing me.

[E]

You got to be. But you have to like that type of fantasy stuff if you're into Marvel, which I'm kind of surprised you.

[B]

You.

[E]

You like Marvel and stuff.

[B]

I didn't watch the Lord of the Rings either.

[E]

Yeah, see, that's. If you like Lord of the Rings, stuff like that.

[A]

Yeah, see, I love Lord of the Rings, man. But the. The real. The medieval stuff. I think Lord of the Rings was my last.

[D]

Last toss.

[A]

Yeah. Because I just. I don't watch any of it anymore, man.

[E]

You got. It is a niche type of thing.

[B]

I watched all that narco stuff and then got onto the more of it. I mean, it was just amazing to me.

[A]

I'm there, dude.

[E]

Reality.

[A]

That's why Narcos, Mexico. I just. I just watched episode one the other day.

[E]

Great one.

[A]

So I'm caught up that.

[B]

Oh, episode one of Mexico just started. Oh, my God.

[A]

Outstanding.

[B]

Yeah, it's so good.

[A]

I think I liked Narcos 3.

[B]

Was there. Oh, you like the Cali cartel one?

[A]

Yeah, I really did.

[B]

I didn't like the cow. After Pablo died in season two, it wasn't nearly as interesting to me. But he was just such a. He was such so flamboyant. I mean, he was Gene Simmons of the cocaine trade. Yeah, well, you hated to shredded.

[A]

You hated to love him. But they do show him in a sympathetic light, you know?

[E]

You're gonna like the Mexico one here.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I'm already liking it.

[B]

Definitely. What's up with your weekend, Bob?

[A]

I'm gonna sell some DVDs. Well, shut up.

[D]

If you have time over the weekend, you want to watch that documentary Leaving Netherland, Neverland.

[B]

I've watched it.

[D]

It's just so dark. And this came out this week. The Times, it's a British newspaper. Spoke with Barbara Streisand. She had a very odd thing to say. She said, quote, you can say molested, but those children, as you heard say, were thrilled to be there. They both married, they both had children. So, you know, it didn't kill them.

[B]

Sure. This is really her.

[D]

Dan Reed, the director of Leaving Netherlands, seemed shocked at Streisand's comments. It didn't kill them. Did she really say that? He's quoted. This is from the Times.

[G]

It's.

[D]

It's a British magazine.

[E]

Oh, yeah. I mean, everything is good.

[D]

Well, of course I'm not saying no. The answer is, I did not hear her say it.

[B]

Have you ever been over there to.

[D]

No.

[B]

France, Paris, London, England? Anything, Bob. Have any of y'? All. I've never done it. No.

[E]

Never crossed the pond.

[B]

I've been to Copenhagen a couple of times.

[A]

I've never been further. I've never been further north than St. Louis, man.

[B]

Really? I think that's going to happen. Yeah. I. I've never been. I've been to Copenhagen a couple times. It's. It's. It's just so socialism. I mean, it looks like a Mentos commercial over there.

[D]

Everybody's pretty, pretty.

[B]

Everybody's riding a bike.

[D]

City's nice.

[B]

Yeah, it's just la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la. You Americans are also greedy.

[A]

You know, there's a list of the happiest countries in the world that just came out. You know what they are?

[B]

Denmark's always Denmark.

[A]

Finland, Scandinavians, Sweden.

[D]

Sweden was.

[B]

Because their curls are so hot. Wouldn't you be happy, too? Happy, happy, happy. I mean, look, look. I went and bagged one and kept her.

[D]

You certainly did.

[B]

Yeah. And I mean, she's good. I mean, yeah, I. I know that I'm not gonna do better. She's awesome, you know?

[D]

Bagged one, I'm not sure.

[B]

Snuck up behind her with a trash bag and scooped her up and kidnapped her and drug her off.

[A]

Hold on G.D. you looking for a wife?

[D]

No, I'm not looking for a wife. Thank you. Thanks, Jerry.

[A]

I know young ladies that had love to meet you.

[D]

Nope, I'm good. Thanks, though.

[A]

Phenomenal fee.

[D]

I appreciate your help. Oh, don't think I don't.

[A]

I'm cooperating here, Jerry.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Always be closing. Yes.

[B]

Always be closing. I'll tell you, they say that that building a house thing is hard on a marriage. It hadn't really been hard, but I see how it can be quickly. It's. It's.

[D]

It's so many decisions to make in there.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

Pulling at you all the time.

[B]

And I just try to give it. I'm like, you tell him you all get together. That's why I hired a builder that was 70 years old so that y' all wouldn't, like, run off in the sunset together. Because they all do. It happens all the time. The wife winds up working together, they're wearing clothes.

[D]

Next thing you know, you're at work. Next thing you know, Jed's a millionaire.

[A]

You know, a successful marriage is a lot like being a salesman.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

90% conviction, 10% for squeeze. You know, hey, honey, let's get along here.

[D]

Let me guess what movie you watch this.

[B]

You know, hey, honey, let's get along here.

[D]

Yes, let's get along here. Well, if you may have seen audio clips.

[B]

We didn't.

[D]

We do have. We have some Girl Scouts in Milwaukee thought of a good way to sell Girl Scout cookies. You may see them set up in front of the Walmarts in pretty much all over the country. This last week, they're making the big push, but last weekend, they sent sit outside of a bar on St. Patrick's Day.

[B]

Girl Scout cookies.

[H]

I am trying to help people get.

[B]

Food and also reach my goal. The entrepreneurship of these young women selling Girl scout cookies during St. Patty's Day, when they know that people are going to be completely willing to give up their money for sugar is absolutely brilliant. You should probably get some for your mom, too. Too.

[C]

How do you think the people over there will feel when they buy the cookies?

[B]

Probably happy.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Because that's how they make you feel.

[B]

Here's something. We didn't hit it said this little kid plays just like Slash. Do we have time for that?

[A]

Oh, he's phenomenal. He was on Ellen this week. Nine years old.

[B]

Nine. Nine. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, get out of here.

[A]

No, that's. That's him live before a studio audience.

[B]

Damn.

[D]

Seriously, how do you even have enough time at 9 to know this?

[B]

Don't play video games.

[E]

Yeah, you got plenty of time. That's not the problem.

[A]

He is from Australia.

[D]

Started when he was just Mike.

[B]

I wonder if Slash is gonna have him come stay in his bedroom.

[A]

He's been playing for two years.

[B]

That's it. Wait, turn it up. I bet Guitar Hero got him started. Probably.

[A]

He obviously has good tonal, you know.

[D]

That's amazing.

[E]

That's really good.

[B]

Seriously. I mean, it's like as good. Hey, did Slash come on the Ellen show with him?

[A]

No. That would be great though, wouldn't it?

[B]

He needs. He needs to sit down on GNR set and play.

[A]

There's one right there. Axl Rose is probably the best female vocalist I've ever seen live.

[B]

Where do we go? Okay, I'll tell you where we go. We go to work, because this part of our work day is over. And we'll see you next Saturday morning. Remember, the podcast goes up about 1 o'. Clock. And like us on Twitter, John Clay Wolf or Junkly Wolf show on Facebook. Thank you, guys. See you later.

[C]

Locker out.