#192 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.30.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show #192 – March 30, 2019

Podcast Summary

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Episode Theme & Structure

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show sticks true to its reputation as an “unfiltered, free-wheeling, and rowdy Saturday morning hangout.” The main cast—John Clay Wolfe, J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, Bobby Brown, and DJ Pre K—mixes call-in car appraisals, wild topical riffs, guest impersonations, awkward moments, and biting humor. The show also features recurring prank “callers” and voice segments, with star appearances (real or spoofed) by "Rush Limbaugh," "Eddie Vedder," and "Keith Richards."

The episode balances car deals, music and pop culture, mock celebrity interviews and rants, and listener interactions, all done in a raucous, quick-fire style filled with rapid banter and signature running bits.

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Key Segments, Topics, and Highlights

1. "Rush Limbaugh" Guest Host and Political Satire

Timestamps: 00:00–10:13

• The show opens with a spoof ad for "Five Hour Meth," channeling Rush Limbaugh.
• Rush “guest hosts” and banters with J.D. Ryan and John Clay Wolfe about Florida, politics, and 80s/90s rock, riffing on energy, medication, Ativan, Prince, and Motorhead.
• Conversation flows into a sarcastic debate on "Space Force," Newt Gingrich’s moon base proposal, and the potential for a "massage parlor on the moon," leading to gags about diversity hiring and law enforcement (07:24).
• Standout Quote:

  "Well, in Prince’s third album, I wouldn’t say high, I’d say accentuated, probably... The truly difficult things in this business can take five or ten minutes. The impossible might take fifteen." (05:36 – Rush Limbaugh)

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2. Wild Listener Calls and Running Gags

Timestamps: 10:14–55:03, recurring throughout

• Alan Greenberg, a recurring eccentric caller, persistently tries to become “famous” by monopolizing the phone lines with odd requests and stories, amusing and frustrating hosts alike.
• Hilarious back-and-forths include John trying to steer Alan to the point, culminating in a discussion of Alan’s true age (135:51).
• Segment: "What Were They On?"—a recurring bit where DJ Pre K narrates a Florida crime and the team guesses what drug the perp was using.
• Honest car appraisals, with John’s comedic attempts to talk sellers down (e.g., “run it into a river and shoot it with a shotgun”).
• Standout Quote:

  "What do you need people for? Laughing."
  – Alan Greenberg (137:34)

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3. Auction Chaos, Car Talk, and John’s Appraisal Style

Timestamps: Throughout, esp. 43:28–56:32 and 110:39–114:07

• John appraises all manner of cars from classic British convertibles to 200k-mile trucks and high-mileage mom-mobiles, often humorously comparing depreciation to dating life ("Classic cars are just so damn difficult... it’s worth half what you think").
• Insights into car auction hustle culture, including a jaw-dropping story about auctioning a car with a dead driver in the seat (77:14).
• Candid take on hail damage:

  “You can go to givemetheven.com, we’ll buy it beat up. Don’t jack with them. Those really hard-hit hail cars will never be the same.” (80:24 – John Clay Wolfe)

• John’s self-deprecating recounting of his spinal injury and recovery (44:47–46:13).

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4. Music and Celebrity Spoof Segments

Timestamps: 12:22–16:29, 36:07+, 94:03+, 96:11+, 106:01–108:15

• The crew plays with music references, debating 80s/90s hard rock authenticity (Motley Crue as “Kiss wannabes”; Van Hagar).
• Impersonator “Eddie Vedder” delivers surreal, darkly comic answers about grunge era suicides and singing style (13:01, 118:44).
• Spoof interview with “Keith Richards” on Stones’ tour postponement and guitar techniques (105:23–108:15).
• Breakdown of the Netflix Motley Crue biopic "The Dirt" and why Vince Neil has become unlistenable.
• Standout Quote:

  “Well, you can play, but the panties come right off the girls—once those panties come off, you can’t… Well, you can put them back, but they won’t be the same…”
  – “Keith Richards” (108:07–108:15)

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5. Office Antics, Radio Wars, and Food Fights

Timestamps: 65:01–66:12, 117:25–118:13

• Team debates installing a griddle vs. a snack box; reminisces about "feeding" coworkers breakfast burritos.
• Baseball opening day and radio industry inside-jokes, like the infamous “radio rep” breakfast burrito throw (117:25).

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6. Internal Meta-Jokes and Listener Flare-Ups

Timestamps: 17:09–18:18, 36:40–37:38

• A listener calls to complain about jokes regarding suicide; the crew addresses, then shrugs it off (“If I think something’s funny, it’s my goddamn show and I do what I want.”).
• Alan Greenberg’s calls take on an Andy Kaufman-esque character, with the hosts vacillating from indulgence to exhaustion before finally hanging up (139:05–139:26).

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7. Miscellaneous Mayhem

• DJ Pre K promotes his rap album and recounts his new track, exchanging jokes with J.D. Ryan and the crew (19:01–20:44).
• Banter about donut shop owners, Asian stereotypes, and Lexus ownership.
• “Cluck Norris,” a fighting chicken persona from Oklahoma, phones in for a sequence of auction-related absurdities (71:38).

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• John as host:

  “This is the show that’s named after me because I’m a vain prick. Or as my ex-wife likes to call me, a narcissist.” (37:27)

• Rush’s take on business:

  “The truly difficult things in this business can take, you know, five or ten minutes. The impossible might take 15.” (05:36)

• On Car Values:

  “These big-ass mild diesel trucks have been bringing too much for too long... Everyone in Oklahoma, please listen to what I’m saying—your 200,000-mile diesel truck is not worth what you think it’s worth anymore.” (48:43–50:04)

• On Alan Greenberg:

  "He sounds like a Jerky Boy. He will not get to the point of what he needs." (35:14)

• Eddie Vedder Impersonation:

  “I’m gonna live forever. My grave is empty, cause I’m not dead.” (13:08)

• Radio Industry Snark:

  "If you borrow money, you don’t respect it." (91:03)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Topic | |------------------|---------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:00–10:13 | Rush Limbaugh opening, politics, Ativan, rock talk | | 11:00–25:00 | Listener calls, “What Were They On” segment, Alan Greenberg | | 36:07 | Alan’s running gags (trying to make John famous) | | 46:13–50:00 | John’s back injury story | | 56:00–62:00 | Classic cars, West Texas swingers, more car appraisal calls | | 71:38 | Cluck Norris, auction banter with Oklahoma “fighting” chicken | | 77:14 | “Dead auction driver” story | | 94:03 | Shannon vs. DJ Pre K on dating and identity (humorously) | | 96:11 | Motley Crue “The Dirt” biopic discussed; Vince Neil’s decline | | 105:23–108:15 | Keith Richards impersonation; guitar lessons, touring | | 117:25 | Baseball tickets; radio rep breakfast burrito story | | 118:44 | Eddie Vedder impersonator singing “burrito” | | 135:51 | Alan finally reveals “age” and gets cut off | | 166:25 | Dennis Quaid segment (calling his guitarist on-air, publicist drama)|

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Tone & Language

The tone is brash, irreverent, self-aware, and unapologetically unfiltered. Profanity (self-censored), double entendre, and taboo jokes are part of the show DNA. The hosts riff off each other with camaraderie, mockery, and inside radio jabs. Callers—both earnest and “characters”—are engaged (and sometimes roasted) in good fun, with rare forays into genuine advice or candor.

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For First-Time Listeners

• Expect unpredictable, stream-of-consciousness talk with sharp transitions from car deals to wild topical gags.
• Don’t take anything too seriously (even the “celebrity” interviews).
• The show’s mix of authentic listener calls with running inside jokes creates a unique morning radio energy.
• If you’re a car person, stay for the surprisingly frank dealership and industry insights between jokes.
• If you’re easily offended… this might not be your show.

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For fans:

This episode has all the hallmarks of John Clay Wolfe’s best: celebrity satirical spoofs, edgy humor, Alan Greenberg’s meta-comedic calls, outrageous stories from the auction business, and a car trade lightning round that’s equal parts expertise and roast.

Transcript

[Rush Limbaugh]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Rush Limbaugh]

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[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Can you hear me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, hey, Rush.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. It's jd.

[Rush Limbaugh]

JD Ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dj, as you call me. Yes.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What the hell's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

John's not here. You're gonna fill in for loped, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

How are things in Florida, man?

[J.D. Ryan]

How are you this week?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Actually? Beautiful day in Florida. Cloudy, overcast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Rush Limbaugh]

No hurricanes though.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's good news.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Nothing crazy. We do have these giant lizards.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen the pictures.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What the hell's going on? They've been there forever, I'm telling you. Did you see Mike Pence this week?

[J.D. Ryan]

Mike Pence? What did he do this week?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Our esteemed president, Donald J. Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. I love how you do that.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Was speaking last month. About last year. Rather about Space force. Yes, Yes, I think it's a great idea. I. I think we've. But look what almost run this planet into the ground.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have not done.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, the lizards are a good sign.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lizards have been here since the dinosaurs. What do you mean it's a good sign?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, they're a good sign that we're. We've worn it out. Oh, cockroaches on a light bulb.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got it. I got it now.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Somebody's got to do something.

[J.D. Ryan]

I follow you.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Where's John?

[J.D. Ryan]

John is just. He's late. I don't know, he's just not here. He said to dial you up. Michael Turley dialed you up and the light came on and here you are.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Don't you have any backups?

[J.D. Ryan]

You are the backup, dude.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, it's been a big week for politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think?

[Rush Limbaugh]

You don't call the great El Rushbow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Rush Limbaugh]

For a short term fill in.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just a short term fill in.

[Rush Limbaugh]

On a local radio program. I know you're syndicated.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought it was important. Yeah, we're syndicated coast to coast. I was just wondering what you thought about this week in the politics. I mean, it's been huge.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Come on. The hearts of our friends in D.C. yeah. Will understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Rush Limbaugh]

If you play a song or two. I mean, I was up anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were up. I know.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You know, the Ativan hasn't stopped. No, no, still going, still going. Still going. I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're the Energizer Bunny of Atavan.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I was listening to Prince's third album. What Controversy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And I just couldn't feel the Adavan.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you had to.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, I took another. You know those songs are six minutes long. Yes, it ought to be long enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

It should be.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And I'm thinking this is about 3am it hasn't landed yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you ever sleep?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Let's take another. Okay, we got through two more songs. It's still I. Nothing, nothing. Let's take another. Yeah, that was. That was about 6, 15. Okay, now here we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we are.

[Rush Limbaugh]

8Am Washington DC.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it is 8, 10, actually.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Eastern standard Time.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the time you're on.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I'm feeling them.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're feeling them good.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I'm feeling them good. I feel like I could. They could make a giant wheel like you put those hamsters on. Right. I could run that sucker.

[J.D. Ryan]

You could do it.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I could do a mile and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[Rush Limbaugh]

In 40 seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be fun to watch.

[DJ Pre K]

Whoom.

[Rush Limbaugh]

So we're moving on. I think we're done with Prince. Need to find myself that old Motorhead 8 track.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no, Lenny.

[Rush Limbaugh]

The ace of spades. The ace of Spades, right. That'll be great. All right, so that's what I've got planned for today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Just coming down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rush Limbo Saturday.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome. Hey. Hey. Sorry, Rush. Thanks for filling in for me.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Are you there already?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here, but I'm. I'm entertained. I was listening to you in my earpods, walking up the elevator, coming up the elevator to the studio.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're a funny guy. I think you need to. I think you need to do more of this in your own show during the weekday.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Hold on just that damned minute. Okay. Funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean. Funny how, like, I'm here to entertain you kind of funny.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I just, you know, it's. To hear about a worldwide radio talent. I mean, I'd say number two behind Howard Stern. Talk about getting high on Ativan and listening to Motorhead.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, in Prince's third album, I wouldn't say hi. I'd say accentuated, probably. You know, the truly difficult things in this business can. Can take, you know, five or 10 minutes. The impossible might take 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

So catch me up real quick and the listeners, while we have you. I mean, good Lord. J.D. we have Rush Limbaugh, the guy on the show this Saturday morning just for us. Tell us, tell us really, what's going on in politics. You can say it to our listeners. You don't have to worry about your advertisers. You don't have to worry about people revolting against your show. This is our clubhouse. Screw them. And you are the Treehouse master. Go ahead.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And I appreciate that, John, because it's very constricting.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can talk about birth control and who needs to pay for it? Right here.

[Rush Limbaugh]

That's a little. Golly, you flush.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can talk about women playing in the Final Four in the. In the basketball tournament without being judged here. I miss.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You'll have to ask Rosie o' Donnell about that when I haven't seen. Haven't seen the games. I'll tell you. Seriously, I think the Space Force thing is great. Donald. Sometime. And you. You may talk about this later. J.D. ryan, I know you're the news junkie there, kind of, sort of, yeah. Sent Pence out to give a speech saying that we're gonna be on the moon in five years to build a permanent base, just like Gingrich said. Do you remember this? No, I don't. About 10 years ago, during the primary for one of the elections, I think probably in 2012, Newt Gingrich said one thing we should do is build a permanent base on the moon.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do remember a little bit of something like that. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he die? I forgot.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Only politically.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

No, but look.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Not only scientifically, because so many of our technological advances have come from our space travel in this country, but also for commerce, you know, the first massage parlor on the moon. No, it's gonna be a great thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will it be staffed with? What? Black, white, Latino or other wagon.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Kids have equal opportunity.

[John Clay Wolf]

A massage parlor on the moon.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's a terrible idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would you.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You betcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

You betcha.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, for one thing. For one thing, there'll be no paparazzi on the moon to see ya.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Probably law enforcement will be limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Rush Limbaugh]

At best for a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'll be perfect for politicians.

[Rush Limbaugh]

First 200 years, no law enforcement and nobody. You know, they talk about places out west in the United States and goodness sakes, for Central and South America. It's like the Wild west out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course, the moon.

[Rush Limbaugh]

The moon will be just like Star Wars. That'd be awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

You do have a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

If there's questions for Rush. Hang on. Rush. I want to make sure all of our listeners that realize you're here today can call in real quick. They want to talk to you. The number's 8008-0072-3480-0800 spells out radio. 800, 800 radio. My name's John Claywolf. This is our show. J.D. ryan. Johnny Michael Turley. Good morning, DC. Go ahead, Rush.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big 100.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What will happen? And. And I'm confident of this because it's gonna take a lot of work, a lot of workers, okay, to get that thing put together and shored up for serious D.C. politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Capitol Hill talk right here on the big 100.

[J.D. Ryan]

It wasn't the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got the man himself.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And what's the tenet? We always do all work, no play and no play.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Makes Rush experiment with anime.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, a lot of Prince.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Little joke. While we're on. While we're on your show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you say it on your show.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Otherwise, these people have, you know, time off. So we'll need saloons, we'll need massage parlors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go to any of the massage parlors down in West Palm where you live with Robert Kraft? It's a direct question, sir.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Not officially. Never convicted. Never convicted.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the price menu there?

[Rush Limbaugh]

I have no idea. If it wasn't prescribed by a doctor, I don't want it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably get it free anyway.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And there you have it. From the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Talent on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not leaving, are you?

[Rush Limbaugh]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I said you're not leaving, are you?

[Rush Limbaugh]

No, I mean, it's time for a delicious banana daiquiri. And I'll see you later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bye, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brush.

[J.D. Ryan]

If he's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was quick, he said.

[J.D. Ryan]

But then daiquiri is the last words out of his mouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning, D.C. virginia. Oh, he already introduced myself already. That's funny. That Goofy bastard.

[Rush Limbaugh]

He's great. We should do that more often.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to meet him in person. We've been, he's been coming on the show for so long. I've just never, I've never. Is he, is he a fat man?

[J.D. Ryan]

Lost weight? He was overweight for a long time. They lost a bunch of weight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he do a lap band that I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Drugs?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I think drugs didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what happened with him when he got in trouble? He said that that woman is a, is a whore and she should pay for her own birth control. Was it something like that that got him in? All remember, about 10 years ago, he got in all kinds of trouble over birth control and who pays for it and who doesn't.

[Rush Limbaugh]

That was after. That was after the.

[John Clay Wolf]

But didn't he call somebody a bad name?

[Rush Limbaugh]

I heard him, I heard him on his program like around 2005. Yeah, because I worked night shift back then and I would listen during the day while I sleep, listen to AM radio. And Rush was saying, you know, a lot of what you've heard is true. You know, they did catch me with prescription drugs that I'm not supposed to have.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And I was sending my maid to get them illegally. And I'm not going to do any time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio host Rush Limbaugh labels Sandra Fluke a slut for asking for birth control.

[Rush Limbaugh]

That was in 2008 during count during the Obama. Who was he running against the first time? Was it Romney? The first time? McCain during the Obama. McCain election.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they called for his head nonetheless. I mean, they apologized. Everybody flipped on him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have him back. And if he ever loses his real gig, he can always stay here. Rush, you're always welcome. All right. We're going to play a few songs and play a few spots. Be right back. We've got long show lined up for you. Five hours this morning. John Clay Wolf here on Big 100.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Now I got the balls to talk about it on the air.

[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got the sack. Oh, we've got Eddie Vedder here, too. Turn him on, Eddie. I gotta get in the bike.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Edd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Any better? Everybody right here at the John Clay Wolf.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What's going on? What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just you. Just you. J.D.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Ryan.

[Alan Greenberg]

Never.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's so cool. My name sung by you.

[Rush Limbaugh]

That's greatness, Eddie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I I haven't had you on the show in, God, what, three years? I mean, what have you been doing?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Long time. Long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You haven't been eating shotguns like your other friends in grunge rock?

[Rush Limbaugh]

I'm gonna live forever. My grave is empty. Cause I'm not dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did Chris Cornell kill himself at night?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Not dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hold on.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Not dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never heard of Interrupt a star.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it true that Kurt Cobain really did call you before he killed himself?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Calling in love was calling. What's wrong with my husband? When you knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you knew what?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Take the ammunition. Shotspot shotspad. Correctamundo.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is wrong with you? What's wrong with you, man?

[Michael Turley]

He makes it sound so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it does. Put your hand on the ammunition. Oh, my God. Get it away from Kuruman.

[J.D. Ryan]

It almost rhymes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn it up a little bit too early. Wait. Any better? Could you have stopped Kurt Cobain's death? Or did you want him gone because you wanted all the glory in the rest of the grunge limelight?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Give me some Pepto. Give me some Pepto. I got acid reflux getting older in my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Old rock stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Any better? Do you want to sell. Do you have any cars you'd like to sell us?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's quick. What have you got?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Eighteen recorder Dodge Rams.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want any more trucks. I want something cool.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

All these people calling them trucks. You can go to give me the vin.com and the computer will buy the trucks. Tell me about something sexy. Something that'll get me laid.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Can't have my Fiero. Oh, I'm going to keep my Pontiac.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's pick on something that's still in production. I'm sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Eddie Vedder. Corvettes are selling real high right now. We did real well with them at the auction this week. I didn't see you there. Were you there?

[Rush Limbaugh]

But I can't buy cover.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think he's listening to you.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Cause they hate the baby seals.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a baby show.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Killing seals with the COVID What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[Rush Limbaugh]

All over Oregon and Washington state.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's doing.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Give me a band aid for the baby seal.

[Michael Turley]

He's big in the environment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Big into the environment. I don't know that Corvettes kill baby seals. But it's a.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Kill him dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kill him dead.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Club him with a Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ PRE K How are you this morning, sir?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, I'm Blessed to be in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The room with a legend man, Eddie Vedder himself. And we had a Rush Limbaugh on earlier. This is a star studded morning on the big 100.

[J.D. Ryan]

Any more stars lined up today?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. We're blowing our load though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you dump me?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I can't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't say that? Well, we're blowing our chops.

[J.D. Ryan]

It depends on the context.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're blowing our. You can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

You would have got away with that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would have got away with that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

But Michael's area on the side of Clark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael's a blowhole on top of a fish.

[Rush Limbaugh]

But here's the thing on the moon that wouldn't come even be an issue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

Your host sitting there making. Yeah, making fun of suicide. Laughing about people committing suicide is disgusting. I will never listen to the show again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have. Do you have the drop? Do you have the drop? Guys, did we just lose a listener? I think we did.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You just lost a listener.

[Alan Greenberg]

No, Uhhuh.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did I just lose a listener? You don't have your drop early.

[Rush Limbaugh]

See, you just lost a listener.

[Michael Turley]

I was hoping she would say it.

[J.D. Ryan]

She kind of did. She did. She said she never listened to the show again.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think we were making oil anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we weren't. I don't give a damn what she thinks. Do you. Do I look like I give a flying. You don't appear to.

[Rush Limbaugh]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you something, lady. I already got bitched out by my wife this morning. You're getting on my last nerve.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, Lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought you came in a little edgy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. That's good. You want to argue?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gonna be a good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call back.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love mornings like this. You can smell the napalm.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K. If I think something's funny, it's my goddamn show and I do what I want. Here we go.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, man, haters hate when you're great, baby.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you say on the. On the video on the Jock Wolf show page? Were you your first line out of the morning talking about when I was.

[DJ Pre K]

Looking at that Corvette? Yeah, yeah. It was a stingray. So it was the version that killed Steve Irwin.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Steve Irwin Edition.

[Michael Turley]

He does reviews. If you want to go to the John Clay Wolfe show about the auction cars that are about to run. It's really fun.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotta watch this.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, we do a little breakdown, you know, show off the Bentleys, the Rolls, everything. You know, lavish and luxury.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're the perfect guy for that. How's your rap album doing? I know you have. I saw something on Facebook.

[DJ Pre K]

Rap album's coming along, man. Yeah, I got a. I got a new track out, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got about 4,000 views so far, so it's going up a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not even a rap. I know you find this strange, but I'm not even a rap fan. But I like your music.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I really do.

[DJ Pre K]

If J.D. ryan likes it, man, I'm doing something right. I know that's right, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's awesome.

[Michael Turley]

Will JD go to his show on the 27th of April?

[Alan Greenberg]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got a show?

[Michael Turley]

Well, he's part of a show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yes, I'll be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, is he. Is he run or is he dmc?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do I get backstage pass? I only go if I get back.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, I'm playing both, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I got to go backstage.

[DJ Pre K]

You come, you vip.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got to go back backstage for the Beast. Scared the crap out of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give him a little DJ without us stepping on him. When it to the foul drop top truck with the butterscotch buck.

[DJ Pre K]

I done popped up and got your mother knocked up.

[John Clay Wolf]

The other's not us.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm different and special. Bob is in press chest covered up in metal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tj, how did your mother get knocked up?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no, my mama didn't get knocked up. Somebody else's mama got knocked up by me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I ain't paying that child support. So you're just singing the blues about things like child support and mom got impregnated by a non related male.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, I mean, I'm. I'm just talking mess, you know. I'm gonna pop up and get your mother knocked up.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, I got you.

[DJ Pre K]

Play your way, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Follow it now. That's hard.

[DJ Pre K]

So hide your moms, you know. Hide your wives, you know. Cause I'm coming through.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where do they do they get this off?

[DJ Pre K]

Itun right now, it's on a SoundCloud. It's on my Facebook, man. Y' all can look me up, just look me up. On Facebook is P R E space K A Y. I'm pretty sure I'm the only one on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. DJ to the Pre K. Yes, sir. Good, good, good, good, Good. Real quick. DJ Pre K. What? 7 times 6?

[DJ Pre K]

Let me get back to you on that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. 800-800-7234.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Don't call him Pre K for nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

800800 radio mean 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Apologize.

[J.D. Ryan]

Any better?

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, it's 42.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's 42? He's just coming back from the night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Later at 42, it's time to get his phone out.

[Rush Limbaugh]

We got the right answers for somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, do you have a wet white, black, Latino or other today?

[DJ Pre K]

Dj I got one but I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have it ready yet. I got a.

[DJ Pre K]

What were they on though? If you want to guess that only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got 30 seconds left. You go ahead and lay it out and we'll hit it when we come back.

[DJ Pre K]

You want me to do the whole thing?

[Michael Turley]

Just read it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got 20 seconds.

[DJ Pre K]

We've all seen at least one of those big Marvel comic movies, right? We know they bout big business. Well it looks like one of the Avengers ran into a little financial trouble. We got a man in Florida of course who robbed a local corner store. But we know Peter Parker can't go out like that. So he did it with his Spider man mask on. Actually he's seen in surveillance footage trying to break in unmasked at first. Then he says oh damn, they can see my face. So he goes next door to a second hand store and finds some kids old mask. Then our hero turned felon. Then busted down the door and hit a lick for $150 worth of drink and $420 worth of Newport cigarettes. Only the finest baby. Now the lick wasn't found out till the next morning. But once cops looked at the cams, they knew who they were looking for. So they busted our boy at his Spider hideout and brought him in for burglary. But what was he on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have to do the white, black, Latino or other on this one. No, the new porch or the smooth ass giveaway. Yeah, right. What was he on? Maybe we'll get to that in a minute. Alan? Alan. Marilyn, Good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, please say John Clay Wolf, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got him right here, right now.

[Alan Greenberg]

Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes sir.

[Alan Greenberg]

Remember me? For two weeks ago?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Hey Jerky. Hey Jerky.

[Alan Greenberg]

What I hear in the background, Mr. Wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you hear in the background? You hear nothing. What do you got?

[Alan Greenberg]

Wait, what do I have? I. I googled you and you're so famous. You know that, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I try. I try. I'm trying to keep it down.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay. Am I in the air live now or not?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm live. You're live. You're on the air. Alan, go.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay, thank you. Can I call you John or Mr. Wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go, Alan. Just go.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay. Okay. Have you ever been. Do you ever listen to Sirius Radio? Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Alan Greenberg]

You know who. You know who Babs is or you don't know who Babs is?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do not.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay. Do you know who the Mad Dog is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. The sports guy, Right.

[Alan Greenberg]

He's very famous, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Alan Greenberg]

He makes about $6 million a year. Do you believe it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Alan Greenberg]

He's on day. He's been on David Letterman. He knows who I am. Right. Or you don't know that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Alan, I'm timed out. I gotta go to break. Tell me what you want to say. Cause I'm with you, man. I'm trying to feel your love.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay, okay. Can you do me a favor? Yeah, possible. You have my number? You don't have it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just tell me what you need. God damn it.

[Alan Greenberg]

Who's laughing in the background? Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Ellen, I got all this.

[J.D. Ryan]

All of us. Get to your point.

[Alan Greenberg]

Wait, wait, my point. Okay, okay. Listen to me. I'm on the verge of becoming so famous. You believe it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Bye. My name's John Clay Wolf. I'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com Rob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gronkowski of the New England Patriots announced.

[Show Announcer]

His retirement call in 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

He released a statement.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is interesting.

[Alan Greenberg]

Interesting statement.

[John Clay Wolf]

It said simply, me, Gronk, Gronk tired Gronk.

[Rush Limbaugh]

No more football.

[Show Announcer]

Now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to get back to that. What were they on? Bit in just a second. I want to talk to Claire in Virginia and Alexandria. Good morning, Claire.

[Alan Greenberg]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, doll?

[Alan Greenberg]

I just wanted. Oh, well, I want to help DJ Prek with his arithmetic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody needs to. Dj, are you there?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm working on it. I got the calculator out right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Claire, are you. Are you. Are you a teacher or are you just a good citizen? I'm just being a good citizen this morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay, DJ, seven times six is 42.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see, seven times six. You take seven and then you add it up six times. So just take seven and add it up six times. We're working on him. Mary McClair, thank you for tuning in. I can tell.

[Alan Greenberg]

You're welcome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Bye. Alan Greenberg, you gotta. You gotta hold on. I know you're famous and if you'll get to your. If you'll get to your. You're on the air. By the way, if you'll get to what you're saying and quit using the cheap salesman bull on me and. Hey, can I talk to you? Hey, come over here. Hey, John, will you sit next to me? Hey, John, can I ask you a question?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Say it.

[Alan Greenberg]

Can I. Okay, I talking now.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you'll say it.

[Alan Greenberg]

Thank you very much. Okay. You know, the reason why I got your number is because I got serious radio for free. And next week I wasn't getting it, so I got your station. Okay, that makes sense. John. Okay. Okay, John, all I'm trying to do is help your ratings. Do you believe it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. I believe it. Just say it, man.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay, John, you used to. You own a lot of cars, don't you? Wait, you stole a lot of cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call me back later and ask me more questions. You just can't say it. You've got to do. You've got to do the cheap. Come online.

[Alan Greenberg]

What time should I call you about. No, you're a great salesman. Please, please tell me what time I should call you.

[John Clay Wolf]

10:00 clock tonight.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Hey, guys, y' all hear me? Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, hey, it's Elliot.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the program director.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I appreciate the new direct link, and this is the best time to use it. Hey, your meters are plummeting.

[Alan Greenberg]

Oh, no.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Who's that guy you talking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we're losing a bunch of listeners.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah, apparently Washington D.C. market hates Alan Green.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, did we lose a lot of listeners over the Kurt Cobain and Eddie Vedder talk. When the lady called in, man, I know we lost her.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, we lost one, but we gained 14. I think most people realize you joking.

[John Clay Wolf]

About poor Kurt Cobain, but it's not funny.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah, but the Alan Greenberg thing, man, we in the radio business. Yeah, yeah, we call that the Green Burger fact.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, when that guy gets on your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes?

[Rush Limbaugh]

It just goes all to hell. Ratings wise.

[J.D. Ryan]

People just tune out.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. This is our show coach, right? And program director, Elliot Wood. And now he's from iHeartMedia.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can dial directly into the show anytime. That's awesome.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Now, would you talk to that guy? Make sure it's not on the show, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, DJ Prek. And we gotta. We've got to do this. What were they on? Deal.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slam through it again real quick. My name is John Clay Wolf for New Guys. I know, we're. This is like show number five in dc. Six, six. Show number six already.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six, six, six. Remember, you can call in and we buy your car. Also, we'll bid your car. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 800, 800, 723-4-800, 800, radio. DJ. DJ.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. So let me give y' all a quick recap by. We gonna guess what these cats were on, man. We got a fool down in Florida, of course, who busted into a local corner store wearing his favorite superheroes mask. Spider man doing some spider crime. He busted out with about $150 worth of drink and about $420 worth of Newport cigarettes. But he was busted for burglary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, stole, huh?

[DJ Pre K]

So what do y' all think this fool was on?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Define drank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why was he dressed as Spider Man?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, he had gone up to the door beforehand, you know, like without a mask, and tried to do his little thing. But then he said, oh, wait, they could see my damn face.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he was on Molly's.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Molly's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

I've never heard anybody commit a crime on a Molly.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What is drank?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was drank D, R A, N, K. And it's typically of the purple or the orange or the dark cherry red persuasion.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mixed with gin, Newports.

[Michael Turley]

And Drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drank. Get it straight?

[DJ Pre K]

Drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Drake out of Canada.

[Michael Turley]

What would he be on? I'm gonna go with some cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't sound methy to me. No.

[Michael Turley]

That'S a lot of cigarettes and not thinking about getting any money.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna go with. I'm gonna go with the marijuana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Obviously you've never been stoned. That is such a non stone move. Is it really? Stealing stuff, drinking cigarettes. First of all, you'd have to leave your house. Oh, and nobody would do that if they're good in stone.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And this is an impulse crime.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll never forget that day. I'm so. So it's. It's. We're at SMU in college.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got real baked one of the first times. And let's go eat. Yeah, it sounds great. Let's go eat. Squid squeak. We leave the dorms freshman year, go to Whataburger, And I look up at the menu. What would you like, sir? And then all of a sudden, just the spotlights on, because I'm. Because I'm sitting there drilling through Water burger with cheese, Water burger with fish, French fries, and every item. I'm like, damn, that sounds good. And I'm going through it, and then the lady's like, what would you like? I'm like, sir, what would you like? There's people behind you. And my friends are like, man, come on, Ory. I'm like.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And I'm like, I really stoned.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't make a decision right now. And my friends are like, there's cop in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he like, ran out like a bunch of bitches.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, this guy's drunk as a mug. That's all I'm saying. That's an impulse crime. All right.

[DJ Pre K]

Free K. Well, this one's a little bit of a grab bag, man. 44 year old Edward Wilburn was robbing for liquor and sigs, but he told the cops he was going to sell him for heroin.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Wow.

[DJ Pre K]

I guess he's caught in the web, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't see that in coming.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Rush Limbaugh]

No, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Double header.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Just some of the fun you can have.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0080-0800-7234.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Y' all remember that old joke, Spider.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, 800, 800 radio. I remember that old joke where the guy goes to the bobo, say no, no. Goes to the Halloween party and he wants to. Everybody shaking their head. Don't put on the white belt and be an oriental.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, you know what's going on? Big 100 traffic, Rock Creek Parkway southbound at the Kennedy Center. The left lane. Just getting by with long term work zone there. In Maryland, the Baltimore Washington Parkway southbound between MD198,197. All lanes are open there by. They just cleared up the work zone. And finally, let's see. In Virginia. Yeah, I think 395 HOV lanes both ways between I395 mainland, Pentagon Exchange. Pentagon Exchange and I Pennegan. 395 mainline exchange.

[John Clay Wolf]

They both need to go back to elementary, dear.

[Alan Greenberg]

Near.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's seven times six? JD 42 Pentagon.

[J.D. Ryan]

All lanes are blocked by work zone there. Okay, There you go. There's your big 100 traffic. Washington D.C. in the Pentagon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got your big 12 traffic, big tenant traffic. 8008-0072-3480-0800 rated. Ron Burgundy does play by play for the LA Kings. Is it funny?

[Rush Limbaugh]

I love it, but I just love Ron Burgundy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody does.

[Michael Turley]

It's the hockey one here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Hey, Alan. Alan. Alan Greenberg. Alan Greenberg.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I ask you a question?

[Alan Greenberg]

Ask me any question.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you like to hear Ron Burgundy do play by play for the LA Kings? You want this is. No, go ahead.

[Rush Limbaugh]

This is really a wonderful vantage point.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys must never get sick of this.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Best I myself feel a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nauseous and I hope I don't throw up during the broadcast.

[Rush Limbaugh]

San Jose, working it around, taking a few shots.

[Alan Greenberg]

What a. Oh. Pass, save and cleared by the Kings. Take that, San Jose. Zero Stanley Cups.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, that was not supposed to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I pulled from the team that I was announcing for.

[Alan Greenberg]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

When it comes to announcing sports, I.

[Alan Greenberg]

Have zero journalistic integrity. Go Kings. Go Kings. Go.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, no.

[Alan Greenberg]

Trip him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trip.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes. Go Kings. Gone. What's his name?

[Rush Limbaugh]

I forgot.

[Alan Greenberg]

He's married to a famous actress.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alan. Alan.

[Alan Greenberg]

Ali Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alan Greenberg. Are you a hockey fan?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a hockey fan?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes, I am. I used to root for the Florida Panthers. Okay. You know what happened? Can I tell you what happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I ask you a question? Can I ask you a question?

[Alan Greenberg]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happens when I gotta go to break? I hang up on you. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'll be back in just a minute.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This ain't Nut Friends.

[Show Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800-800-Radio.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is nuts.

[Alan Greenberg]

Goodness.

[Show Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good tune, Bobbo.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. I could just listen to this. 800-800-sing it. Y' all want to do a sing along?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you sing it, J.J. let's hear you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you Karaoke guy? Nope.

[Rush Limbaugh]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mac the Knife. That's the only one I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, that's just.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was my drinking days.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet. That's just a rush.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mac the night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dude, seriously.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Those young.

[J.D. Ryan]

My dad with his teeth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. JD was talking. Yeah, we'd rather hear the chorus. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Alan Greenberg is back. I mean, he sounds like a jerky boy. He's the shoot. I mean, I. It's. He will not get to the point of what he needs.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You want me to say something totally uncharacteristic of me personally?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I hate this. This guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Dj.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj. Dj. Dj. Listen. Can you hear me, boss?

[Alan Greenberg]

What's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's cracking? Okay, you've been talking to this fella, screening him for like three weeks now. Here's what I want you to do, Mr. Call screener is write in the comment what it is he wants. Screen the call.

[DJ Pre K]

I wish I could figure that out, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's your job. So say, listen, I'm not gonna queue you up to get to Wolf until you tell me what it is you want. Alan.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it that you want?

[Alan Greenberg]

Is it possible I can make you the second most famous person in the world?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Alan Greenberg]

No, we're. The most famous person in the world is. No, you speak it to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what's that have to do with anything?

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Do I have a.

[Alan Greenberg]

Do I have your permission that somebody writes a good book for me? I could put you on the first page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay. Can I make it a one page book and just say don Will. Clay. John. I'm sorry? John Claywell. John Claymore. John Clay. He's a friend of mine. Guys do that? Yes, but I'm not going to give you any royalties until you pick up my friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's fine.

[Alan Greenberg]

But wait a minute. You tell it. You could try to compute.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Open mic night.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So in that case, dj, what he would want is he wants to use your likeness in a book. Is that okay? That's what he wants. And that's what I need you to put in the comment part of the.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, his story changes. Every call, baby.

[Rush Limbaugh]

No doubt.

[Alan Greenberg]

Every breath.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, J.D. ryan. Good morning. Good morning. Michael Tarley. Yo. And Bobby. Bobby, Bobby Brown. Hey, Houston. Hey, Dallas. Hey, D.C. hey, Oklahoma City. Good morning, Southern Lausanna. And everyone else in between. Austin, San Antonio, ships at sea. You. Yeah, we're going to work on a few. A bunch of more affiliates this week.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Really?

[Alan Greenberg]

More, More and more.

[John Clay Wolf]

More and more and more and more.

[Alan Greenberg]

More and more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember Denver, Miami, West Palm, New York, Boston, a lot. We're. See, it's, it's, it's. I think we've got our dance steps down. It's time to do this.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the show that's named after me because I'm a vain prick. Or as my ex wife likes to call me, a narcissist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, well.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And the biggest fan of Nirvana I've ever known. Probably. Yeah, I didn't know that. I don't even want to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll have Eddie Fitter. We had Eddie Vedder on the show earlier. Yeah, we did. We. We start on the East coast at 7 Central. So you guys, a lot of you didn't hear it. You can grab that on the podcast and that's available at in vanity form. The John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'm John Clay Wolf. And it's the John Clay Wolf show podcast on top of the John Clay Wolf show and the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page. And you can see me on Twitter at John Clay Wolf.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

But don't forget john claywolf.com where the stream is.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, Alan, I really am getting famous. You're right. Oh, here he is.

[Alan Greenberg]

Please ask me a question now. Can I speak? Please without interrupting me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Alan Greenberg]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and then we're gonna. What have you got in the news, Judy?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Let's see. You're in the news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking to a National Space Council, Vice President Mike Pence announced on Tuesday that the administration has a goal of putting Americans back on the moon. Then to the Mars and beyond. We have audio for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fifty years ago, one small step for man became one giant leap for mankind. But now has come the time for us to make the next giant leap and return American astronauts to the moon, establish a permanent base there, and develop the technologies to take American astronauts to Mars and beyond. And I'm here on the President's behalf to tell the men and women of the Marshall Space Flight center and the American people that at the direction of the President of the United States, it is the stated policy of this administration and the United States of America to return American astronauts to the moon within the next five years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buzz Lightyear.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Buzz Lightyear. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Sounded like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

To infinity and beyond. Rush, you're back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had rush on 30 minutes ago, an hour ago, on the show.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Again?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, again. Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do we got, Rush?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Rush, we got John. Yeah, doing fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet you are.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Still working. Working a jigsaw puzzle.

[J.D. Ryan]

My what?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Those Atavans, man. Oh, I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Atavan?

[Rush Limbaugh]

I don't know, but it's got me. It's got me working full tilt.

[Alan Greenberg]

Boogie.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't know what it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jenny, do you know what it is? I've heard of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a sedative. It can treat seizure disorders such as epilepsy. It also gives you high as a kite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it say that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, that's a medical term, actually. It's like a Xanax.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Excuse me, I read the bottle wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Adderall. Hey, Rush. Rush.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I'm taking the wrong stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adderall, not Element. Alan Greenberg. You want to really talk to somebody famous? You want to talk to Rush Limbo?

[Alan Greenberg]

He's there now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, you're right.

[Alan Greenberg]

Here, put him on, please. Not the impersonator, Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this is not an impersonator. This is Rush Limbaugh. There's no impersonation.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Are you there?

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay, okay. You know who he's famous for? He's political. He's a political. Excuse me. He's. I can't even say it now. You got me confused, John. He's politically motivated. Is that correct?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Who is this guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just a caller from Maryland.

[Rush Limbaugh]

This is a friend of yours? Yeah, a friend of ours. Yeah, he's more of a friend of yours.

[Alan Greenberg]

No, no, wait a minute.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Is, are you paying this guy? No, I turn him over.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wants to be famous. But I'm telling you, Alan, you're talking to a famous guy right there with Rush Limbaugh, I think.

[Alan Greenberg]

Oh yes.

[Rush Limbaugh]

In my humble opinion, Alan, that's Rush Limbaugh, isn't it? I would start with maybe an open mic night or try the meat counter.

[Alan Greenberg]

What time do you want me to be at? What time?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Try the meat counter at the supermarket and just talk to ladies that you see. Work with people. You have to be good with people and you have to say something worthwhile. And you heard it first here on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network Talents on loan from God. I'll see you on the moon, fellas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, buddy. If you'd like to sell your car, you can go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com if givemetheven.com does not beat your CarMax offer, they'll send you a check for a hundred bucks. Give me the vin.com also buys motorcycles and RVs. Corvettes are selling high. We had a big week at the auction. The market's peaking right now. Spring jeeps, spring is spring and all that stuff. Diesel trucks are coming down. I think the financing on the diesel trucks is lightening up at the bank. So that's affecting that market. But other than that, you know, it's just typical March and everything's kind of. I Bet I'm paying $2,000 more for good Corvettes right now than I was six weeks ago. Five weeks, four weeks ago. A month ago. Yeah. The spring market's in full effect. So if you'd like to sell something and you've been waiting for the sun to come out, go to givemetheven.com because the market has increased. Lamborghinis, Ferraris, all the sexy stuff sells in the spring. We bought two Huracans this week, an Audi R8 in 2018. You've got all kinds of. We, we buy fancy cars and, and crap. We buy crap too. Not non running crap. Not non running crap, but it's gotta run about two grand is about as low as. It's about as fat as the old girl will hook up with. When you get down to that thousand dollar gal at 215, then you. She's got. She's not just fat and ugly, she's got chlamydia or gonorrhea or genital warts. And then you catch that and it becomes a problem. You can't get rid of it.

[Michael Turley]

But what about the $500 car?

[John Clay Wolf]

The 500 car has like. What do you call it when something just blows up?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Their limbs missing.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's a limb missing girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just. Yeah. You know the hardest thing about eating a vegetable is. And you just got to stay away from those 500 cars. Don't those $500 cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've already lost a listener this morning. Don't do it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

You all think I'm a little out of line. Everybody's got a bad look on the face.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's a good comparison of cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wheelchair vans. Wheelchair vans. Wheelchair vans. We had one this week. Really had a junkie wheelchair van. And that was really good. Cuz cheap wheelchair vans are good for crippled people because a lot of crippled people don't have jobs because they can't work. So they need an affordable handicap van. That's funny. I'm serious.

[Michael Turley]

No, he could say.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could say all day, dude, I walk with a lip. Those son of a. Hey, your buddy there, I mean, I think he's had one too many. I'm about. That happened again last night.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it happened at the Kiss concert. Glenn told me last night and Manny told me that somebody else said, hey, you know your buddy there, he. You need to keep an eye on him. He's had one too many.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So maybe I should just drink more.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

If everybody thinks I'm a drunk because I walk like a drunk, because I've got a stammer like a drunk, then I just drink more.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's fine. I don't believe that's the solution.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might start doing that Adavan or Adderall with Rush and drink that martinis. It is true. Screw it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Used to treat anxiety.

[John Clay Wolf]

I broke my back, guys. L2 cut my spinal cord. Not in half, but half and two.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

In 13 years ago, you were not supposed to walk. Never supposed to walk in Spilled. Spent four, six months in the hospital. Wheelchair came all the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Were you in a wheelchair? How long were you in a wheelchair?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Really, really, really in a wheelchair? Because again, they told you you wouldn't walk again.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 months. And then it went to these. But I mean, I kept it around for like two years. Sure. But really stuck in it for about 10 months. And then, then I'd get up and I had these two like sticks I'd walk with. No, no, I started with a walker. That's right. I had A great. I had a great therapist. And she. I mean, it's like the Helen Keller deal. She really took an interest in me. She'd come in the morning, she'd come in the afternoon. She was just. She. I was her pet project. Because she works on screwed up people all the time. Sure. And she's like, I want them. She wanted me to be her. I can fix you. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you had the motivation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the motivation to it. And then when I'd get in the swimming pool, if anybody's had back injuries like this, when you get in a swimming pool, it removes the gravity. The water removes the gravity. And then you can move a little bit. And that was what kept me going, is I could move my right leg just a touch. Like outside of the pool. Could not move anything at all. Waist down, but get in the pool. My right leg would trace just a little bit. I'm like, man, there's still a connection. There's still a connection.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's got to be really proud today to see you walk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you walk. Yeah, I just walk. You know, I walk like Baba walks when he's been drinking.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just hurt my knee a couple of weeks ago, and I have a whole new respect for the. For all the pain you go through on a regular basis.

[Michael Turley]

It's funny. JD Has a cane. He walks around. He looks like an old man wandering.

[DJ Pre K]

He's lost.

[Michael Turley]

Where's he at? Silver alert, Silver alert.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to get him a. A handicap band. Yes. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Alan, Alan, will you take us out to commercial break real quick?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes. What do you want me to say?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just coming back. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay. We'll be more back in the John Clay Wolf Show. Is that correct?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it smooth, do it good. Go.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay, let me do it again, please. Very important. Okay, okay. I'll get you back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Alan.

[Show Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. hit him up now.

[DJ Pre K]

No, man, I need to put the blunt down and get on it.

[Show Announcer]

800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

In one pretty beautiful Jheri curl, brilliant, breezy piece.

[DJ Pre K]

That's more of an extra advanced technique, you know, I wouldn't recommend no rookies.

[Alan Greenberg]

Trying that out now.

[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is too young for love, Bob. But you had it screwed up last week. You had too fast for love.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Young and faster.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a whole new appreciation for Vince Neil, Mick Mars, Tommy Lee and Nikki Six. James, good morning, you're on the air.

[Alan Greenberg]

Good morning, sir. I got a 2015 Chevy Silverado Duramax four wheel drive high country package. I mean it's fully loaded, got the baseball stitch or whatever the hell you call it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather.

[Alan Greenberg]

I own my own company and it's got 175 or 178,000 miles. I own my own company and I got a 2012 that usually when I buy a new one, I rotate this one to the guys, but it's a little too nice. Now the driver's seat is going to have to be repaired and I got a hail claim with my insurance that I've never even cashed the check because I intend on getting it fixed. That's the only thing wrong with the truck. How much is the check dealership.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Like?

[Alan Greenberg]

I think it's $1800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does 17,000 buy it?

[Alan Greenberg]

Oh no, the dealership offered me 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you're trading in and they're using a rebate to make it look pretty. These trucks aren't doing it anymore. These. Here, here's the, here's what I'm wondering. Here's the truth. Here's the truth. These trucks, these big ass mild diesel trucks have been bringing too much for too long. The banks probably finally wised up to it. They've cut the terms back on them on what they'll finance on them. So. Made the payments go up and the markets come down, you know, 20% on them in the past 90 days. So. And the Oklahoma truck is not doing it anymore. I think it's probably.

[Alan Greenberg]

And that's. That was my question. That was my question because from. I've always owned the Duramax and the resellers just collapsed on them. Is it better for me just to put this on circulation?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just keep it. I, I've lost too much money on the Zone bitches late lately. I'm sick of them. I mean I, I'll buy them. I'll buy them for what they're worth, but they've come down. Everybody in the state of Oklahoma, please listen to what I'm saying. Your 200,000mile diesel truck is not worth what you think it's worth anymore. I'm saying. Sorry, James, I know you're in Texas, but the, the, this is like the state mascot for Oklahoma is a 220,000mile power stroke with a $30,000 payoff. And it's just, I'm just sick of.

[Alan Greenberg]

What should you pay for a Used one with low mileage because I'm not gonna buy a new one there. The resale then the resale should be down. What should you pay for a used one?

[John Clay Wolf]

As little as you can. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up if you want us to buy it. 808 call. Call Jerry Reynolds or the Ed Wallace for car advice. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Alan, are you there?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah. You know I'm related to Warren Buffett.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Wonderful. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tall Bear and Baton Rouge, good morning. What's going on down there in South Louisiana this morning?

[Alan Greenberg]

Not much. Trying to see how much my van's worth. She's been sitting in the driveway. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do me a favor. Load that up into the website. Givemetheven.com. i see it's a 043 quarter.

[Alan Greenberg]

I don't, I don't use smartphones or any, anything like that. You know, I've got to have pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't buy 160,000 mile 12 year old van without pictures.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay, got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you. Hey, here's what you can do. Are you in Baton Rouge?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, I'm in Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Run it by my office in Baton Rouge. What's the address? Go to give me at. Give me the vin.com. you can click locations in our addresses right there. I know there's two big Albertsons and BTR where it want them on next to Airline Drive. So when you're, when you're coming out of the Albertsons, if you look to the left on Airline Drive, our office is right there. The sign and everything. Whip it in there and see right.

[Alan Greenberg]

By Denny's and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll do it. We'll do it right there. We'll just, just, just whip it up. We'll put a number on it in person. Same thing in Vegas. If anybody wants to whip in on Sahara Drive, you can do the same thing. Or, or Fort Worth. Yeah, just go to locations. It's not all online. It doesn't have to be. You can do it. You can just whip into one of our locations in Mannheim, Pennsylvania also, if anybody's up there. Make it easy, make it easy, make it easy, make it easy. A BRZ, a 14 BRZ has got to be worth eight grand, nine grand. That's what I think. You there?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, yeah, this is Alec. Am I on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where are you from?

[Alan Greenberg]

Him in Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think eight, nine grand. Fourteen Subaru BRZ with 63,000 miles.

[Alan Greenberg]

Eight or nine grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go load it up. Give me the VIN dot com. I may be a little too low, but the. My computer will automatically bid it when you put the license plate in or the VIN number in at the website. GiveMeTheEven.com. it'll immediately throw a number out. I'm just too lazy this morning. I don't want to look. I don't want to look it up. Marilyn, good morning. You're on the air.

[Alan Greenberg]

Hi. I wanted to know if you'd be interested in a British classic. I got a 1980 Triumph TR7 convertible, five speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'm trying not to be gay anymore. I got over that. Okay.

[Alan Greenberg]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's okay.

[Alan Greenberg]

This is old man's car, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not just. It's a gay old man car, which has a weird smell to it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is not a gay old man's car. God. There's a kid in high school that had one of these, and I hated him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm at camp. Third grade.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colorado.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Listen, listen, listen. I'm at camp. And. And this is so funny. This is what this is reminding me of. Guy. We've got our camp counselors. We're up in the mountains, and he's playing his guitar. And this guy's got the long hair, blonde, with the. With the satin blowing it back. Yeah, exactly. And it's exactly what you would think. And he's talking to us. His camper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's our camp counselor of our cabin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's playing his guitar. And you know, man, you're really good. He's like, yeah. It's like. And I'm like, why didn't you ever make it to the big time? And he's like, man, you know, I haven't played with Journey, but I played with the guys that played with Journey. And he drove a TR7. Yes. His name was Stan.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Stan.

[John Clay Wolf]

So in that behalf, I might need to look at your car. Maybe it stands from camp. We go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me look. That thing's hard to bid over the radio. True. First thing, I have no idea. I don't. I could figure it out, but I haven't bought one in so long, and I have had them. I need to.

[Alan Greenberg]

Well, you weren't saying anything about classic cars. I figured it was probably a long shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the classic cars are just so damn difficult. And the absolute truth is they're Worth half of what you think it's worth. Whatever anybody has in these classics is half. It's 40 grand. No, it's 20. It's 20 grand. No, it's 10. It's 10,000. No, it's 3.

[Alan Greenberg]

Hey, before you go, before you go, I want to tell you got a good show, man. It's the first time I've ever heard it. I'm outside doing some yard work and I'd normally be listening to music. But you got a good show going on, a lot of entertainment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Alan Greenberg]

In Upper Marlboro, Maryland. How far is that actually in Croom, Maryland.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far is that from D.C. it's.

[Alan Greenberg]

About 25 minutes, but you feel like you're way out in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. That's the way I like it.

[Alan Greenberg]

But he's got five acre lots and horses and shit. It's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you can't say s on the radio. Five acre lots and horses and stuff.

[Alan Greenberg]

But that's what horses make.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I got a question. So. So, 25 minutes out of DC 5 acres. How much an acre? What? What's the price per acre of those?

[Alan Greenberg]

Well, 20,000. If you were buying just a single acre, it would probably be a hundred thousand. But when it's five, it's. It's probably maybe about 80,000 an acre.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about like it is here, isn't it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it that much?

[Alan Greenberg]

And I'm not real up to date on anything. I could be off a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, hang on. 20 minutes out of Dallas. An acre? No, it's double. Would it be here?

[Rush Limbaugh]

If you'd like to save some currency, John, you might as well buy the man's Triumph.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. So we were talking about Motley Crue just a second ago. Go. And Mike, I've got 37 seconds. Everybody else know? Well, you're making me nervous. You're making me nervous. Stop making me nervous. Tony. Tony from. Tony from Baltimore. Can you straighten this kid out? He's making me nervous. A 15 Ben Sprinter van with 73,000 miles. Is it the conversion? Like a West. West, whatever conversion, or is it a. Is it a freight hauler or is it a. Is it a passenger van?

[Alan Greenberg]

It's pretty hard. It's got a 16 foot box on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid teens, mid teens, mid to upper teens, maybe 20. Go to givemetheven.com take a couple of pictures. Loaded up a look at it after the show. Okay?

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay, thanks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars. The radio, Forgive me, the vin.com. and if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll either give you a hundred dollars or we'll just kiss your.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you remember those tape players when you were little?

[Rush Limbaugh]

The eight track?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the cassettes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a tape of me about 3 years old. I would set up the record players in my room like two record players, act like I was a DJ and had my little tape thing and an eight track player and shifting them around like I knew what I was doing. But there's a tape of me singing this song. I was three years old. Like BR House.

[Alan Greenberg]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Commodores. I guess I've been a fan for a while. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Allen in North Beach. Good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

Good morning. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Does this Mustang have any rust? None.

[Alan Greenberg]

It's never been in the snow, never been in. Driven in the rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it new?

[Alan Greenberg]

I babied it since day one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it new?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I guess you don't have.

[Alan Greenberg]

I'm 65.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess you don't have a payoff that we got to work with.

[Alan Greenberg]

Nah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Let me, let me tell the listeners what you've got. You've got a 99 Mach mock.

[Alan Greenberg]

It's called GT, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it says Mach 460.

[Alan Greenberg]

That's the stereo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, DJ Pre K. My God. Okay, so we got a 99 GT with 38, 000 miles. I need to see pictures of it. What, what color is it?

[Alan Greenberg]

Laser tinted clear coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Red. Oh, God, just say red, wearing me out. Laser tinted clear coat. I mean, you sound like. Where? Hang on, hang on just a second. Put you on hold.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's. Oh, no.

[Alan Greenberg]

Hey, Alan now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alan Greenberg.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

If somebody's telling me. You know what that is? If somebody's telling me, call me Greeny, please.

[Alan Greenberg]

Can you call me Greeny? For sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Greenie. Greenie. If somebody's telling me for sure. If somebody's telling me the color of their car's laser tinted color clear coat, red. Does that mean that they want like pink? Does that sound like they want a bunch for it?

[Alan Greenberg]

Of course they want. They want to rip you off like a used car salesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on. Allan, Allen, are you there?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think. I don't think you want to rip me off. I think you're just proud of your car.

[Alan Greenberg]

I, I, it's, it's been a good car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does five grand buy it?

[Alan Greenberg]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 99 Mustang GT with 30.

[Alan Greenberg]

38,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought a 22,000 mile. Remember that yellow one we had? Turley convertible? This is a hard top. What buys it?

[Alan Greenberg]

Pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it?

[Alan Greenberg]

9 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just too much.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just too much. It's just, I mean, it's cool, but it ain't that cool. You've got nice miles, we respect that. But it's not that desirable of body style. Yeah, people aren't dying.

[Alan Greenberg]

My wife says, yeah, I'll give five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're only 50 Cent. Okay. We're only 100% or 50% apart in price.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, we're close. You gotta. You got any Novas? I'll trade you. I'll trade it for a Nova.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, I don't mess with that old crap. I'm not a, I'm not a tweaker.

[Alan Greenberg]

Oh, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't drink.

[Alan Greenberg]

One last go round, that's all I need.

[John Clay Wolf]

A sob. That's a sob card. You have the greatest sob Turley. Have you. Alan, have you ever heard of our character, the great, the biggest son of a bitch in the world?

[Alan Greenberg]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, I'll play it for you.

[Alan Greenberg]

I hope that's not me.

[Rush Limbaugh]

In the early morning drive thru line at Starbucks, he loves to turn his truck off and pretend to be experiencing a breakdown just to freak out the yuppies. He believes in his heart that Steven Tyler releasing an album of country music is tantamount to buying a salad at McDonald's. While it's terrible, the one who keeps the beach ball for a souvenir. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, Buddy. Dudley, good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Where are you calling from?

[Alan Greenberg]

Port Stockton, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that deep, deep west?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, it's West Texas. Between about halfway between San Anton and El paso.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha.

[Alan Greenberg]

On i10.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what made you call us this morning?

[Alan Greenberg]

Well, I was gonna pick your ear a little bit, but the guy that I was talking to said no, we can't ask him about that. So I said, I just. Your, your show is the bright spot of my Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thanks. Who sitting?

[Alan Greenberg]

I listen to you every, every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's sitting next to you?

[Alan Greenberg]

My wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let Me talk to her?

[Alan Greenberg]

That's the other bright spot in my path.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to loan her to us?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, you know the West Texas swingers, they get bored out there in the. In the desert.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, there's nothing else to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Start swapping around, drink a little whiskey.

[Alan Greenberg]

We're not boring people, I guarantee you that.

[J.D. Ryan]

One word for you. Pineapple.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got pineapples on top of their dually and air horns. Thanks. Dud. Old dud. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Alan, are you there?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes, I am. I'm enjoying his show immensely. You believe that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. I'm glad you're there. Okay. J.D. are you there? I'm here, Baba. Are you there? Why? Yeah, all right, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I heard something this morning I thought I'd never heard. I'll trade you for a Nova.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You got anything around? Give me a.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, man, I'll take 10.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trade you for a Nova.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's worth five. That's what my wife said, too. I think you're some. That's what my wife said, too. I'm a hard, hard, hard some. We need to. We have. A lot of people have asked us for ringtones of that. Get you some. That's Lieutenant Dan fighting with a buyer a while back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of oddities, we had a buyer die yesterday.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? One of our buyers in the buy room died. Give me the VIN. We have a big room full of buyers. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

40 people.

[John Clay Wolf]

50.

[J.D. Ryan]

50 died. Just died. Do we know of what?

[Michael Turley]

Not in the office. He didn't die in the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Died at home. Well, what do we know? How do we want to say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I don't know much. I want. Next week.

[Michael Turley]

I think we'll find out more because.

[John Clay Wolf]

When Kyle knows it was a friend of his and I asked him to come on the show this morning, we'll talk about it. He said he'd rather wait until next week until they get him buried.

[Michael Turley]

That's probably a good idea. The body's still.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. What's your rush? I mean, you'll still be dead next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, when people die, it gets reported on. Yeah, the man died. I want to report on it. So sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his home? Well, I didn't know him at all.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, here's what I knew of him. He was. I called him Repo because his car was getting repoed while he was at work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And then he made a mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you really call him Repo?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Repo. Come Here, I've got something for you. Hey, Repo, somebody's on the phone for you. I mean, did you call him Repo.

[Michael Turley]

Until I can figure out his name, because we got so many people, and some people go. And then once I got his name was when he fed me a breakfast burrito, and his name was Stu. Nice guy. But at first I called him Repo because that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fed you like. Like a. Like a little kid?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, like a little kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, how did he feed your breakfast burrito?

[Michael Turley]

He just. He made one for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like on the. On the griddle? Yeah, he. He was. I made him at his house and brought him in.

[Michael Turley]

No, he made him at the office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where?

[Michael Turley]

In the little toaster oven that we have downstairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like a thrifty. Yes. Should we put it. We. We have a buyer that used to work at Waffle House and that can make some serious coffee.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should we put a griddle top in for her?

[Michael Turley]

Well, we have. We could do her and our guy. Reggie is a.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a.

[Michael Turley]

He's a chef.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reggie's. Reggie can make fancy food. He's from.

[Michael Turley]

We got all kinds. All kinds of Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reggie Ferguson.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, He's a hippie chef.

[Rush Limbaugh]

So you wouldn't let boots have a snack box, but you're putting in a. An iron griddle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm gonna wait until we move because we're gonna outgrow this place. And when we move, we need to put in a badass kitchen. And Reggie can slam. Slam them, jam them, and in Compton can make us.

[Alan Greenberg]

Coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

She can make us coffee in. She can bring us Waffle House. I think we ought to just set it up like waffle.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Hell, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It feels like she's at home.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Hell, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got a portable griddle we can bring up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you can stop. You and all your busy crap that's all over you.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. You know, you got your light. You've got your little man there. You got your cord running here. You got your crap running over there. If you walk around J.D. you'll fall down because he's got wires everywhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wires. Totally wireless.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is where the George Foreman grill and run an extension cord across the floor so we can all die.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is coming from the.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all I need from you.

[J.D. Ryan]

From the pig pen of. Give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris and Katie, good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, man?

[Alan Greenberg]

I just left my donut shop, and they had the show on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Are they of Asian persuasion?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Alan Greenberg]

And they're still driving the Toyota.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Alan Greenberg]

I don't think that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then they need to. You need to tell them they need to work harder to get to. Great. What was.

[Michael Turley]

What was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Alan Greenberg]

The kingpin.

[John Clay Wolf]

The kingpin.

[Alan Greenberg]

I can't remember his name.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't. Baba, do you remember the kingpin donut man?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Tanaka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tanaka. And he'll get him a Lexus LX when they hit the right levels in the. In the donut trade world, the underground donut distribution. It's like Walter White and Los Pollos Hermanos and Gus. And there's really meth going on in those donut shelves.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Pick and break it back on John Caruso. Stay. You no go. So here I am, sitting in my Lincoln contemplating why I bought one of these cars. I don't own an expensive house with big glass windows. I don't have no fancy friends watching me play eight ball. I've never in my life fallen backwards into a swimming pool. And I don't normally speak with a Southern accent, but here I am, stopped in the middle of the road contemplating why I bought this Lincoln. Oh, yeah, I'm going. I'm going. Contemplate in. Okay. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre K Brush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning again. For those of y' all who wonder who've been riding along with us on this is our number three starting for us. Why we keep doing new intros is because there's a thing called time zones. And they're an interesting, interesting concept in the United States, but the. The show starts in different time zones, so we have to reintroduce like we just started. If you want all five hours, you can go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. That's our podcast page. It gets put up about one o' clock central and it's all five hours with the music and the commercial stripped.

[J.D. Ryan]

And if by chance you are listening to a station that leaves us at 11am Central Time, the stream continues at John Claywolf.com and all the merch and.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the crap and we've got some ringtones coming together because people told us, get you some bitches. Definitely. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Alan Greenberg, are you there?

[Alan Greenberg]

I think so. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I just. I just wanted to make sure you're with us, man. I got to check in with you. You've been with us since. You know. You've been with us since 7:05. Huh?

[Alan Greenberg]

7:05. What's time?

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been with us since 7:05 this morning. You've been. You've been here for.

[Alan Greenberg]

Not Eastern time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, right. No, right. 8 o' clock Eastern in D.C. so. So.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Okay.

[Alan Greenberg]

That's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Alan Greenberg]

Can I apologize, you guys? Please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Stay, stay. Just. Just hold on just a minute. I'll be right back. All right. 800-872-34800-800 radio. Jared, good morning. During the air.

[Alan Greenberg]

Good morning, John. How you doing, partner?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. All right, all right, all right.

[Alan Greenberg]

Man, you don't want to buy my damn primo classic Crown Vic.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a boat anchor, man. I got it if you got it.

[Alan Greenberg]

I understand if you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what we need to do with that thing. We need to get. Build up. Build a barge. Put some barrels underneath it.

[Alan Greenberg]

Rally car.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. Put some barrels underneath it and then drive the car. Put it in the lake, drive the car up on the. On the deck and then drive it out to the point and chain the car to the. To the. To the barge and push it off. So it's a. It'll hold it there. We could use it as a boat tie up in a party deal out in the lake in Conroe.

[J.D. Ryan]

40 barge.

[Alan Greenberg]

I love it. I'm in between that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jeff. And combine. Does this Lariat Ford have a sunroof?

[Alan Greenberg]

No, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 17 power stroke lariat. Four wheel drive crew cab, 11 nav. What color?

[Alan Greenberg]

White gold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 45 grand, buy it.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff. Does 45 grand, buy it.

[Alan Greenberg]

You're not far off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's. Let's do a deal. Let's do a dope deal. I'll come to your house and.

[Alan Greenberg]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

No cops, just cash. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Kurt. Oklahoma. What you got besides the 200,000? Yeah.

[Alan Greenberg]

No, no, no, no, no. We're just checking in on clock. Cluck ain't been around a while, man. What's happening?

[Rush Limbaugh]

His life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cluck Norris, our black fighting chicken.

[Alan Greenberg]

That's the man Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're being summonsed by an Oklahoman. An Indian. An engine from Oklahoma Are you like. Are you like a casino Indian Kurt or you. You. What are you. What kind of Oklahoman are you?

[Alan Greenberg]

Just regular old. Just regular old force.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just good old meth head. Just a good old zoomer. You just good old zoomer. You got a 1985 300Z you're still driving?

[Alan Greenberg]

No, but I got an 85 Dodge.

[Michael Turley]

See, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cluck, cluck. Are you there?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Now, when you talks about color, you should know, and I know this myself, because I was raised by a very important farmer. Farmer. I happens to be two thirds Rhode Island Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio. 800. 800. Hang on.

[Rush Limbaugh]

800 hands about color.

[J.D. Ryan]

He doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah, you making a mistake. He's talking that way about me. Cause I got my spurs already.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I've got a fight question. Because you're a fighting chicken, right?

[Rush Limbaugh]

I knock you off your chair.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a rooster. He's not a chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a rooster. He's a fighting rooster. We take him up to Uncle Roy and him load up in the Cadillac and go to Oklahoma and fight on the weekend. You've been doing it for a long time. Most times I get killed. So I had a. I had a situation in the auction lane this week, Cluck Norris, where there was a. You know, the Puerto Rican mechanic. Our Puerto Rican mechanic?

[Rush Limbaugh]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got in a fight with a Jamaican Rastafarian. That was a driver coming through the lane. So I don't know if you saw it, because you were. You were sitting on the podium at the Dallas auto auction this week when we were selling our 500 cars.

[Rush Limbaugh]

How did I miss that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't see it?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Somebody messing with Norman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

At the auction. At the car auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. It was real. It was real. I'd be damned. I would be damned, too.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I didn't see it. Was it Jamaican?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, like. Like. Like out of a movie scene. Like a character with the big old rag Rastafarian head and the. In the colors, Bob Marley looked like Bob Marley junior.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, that's the. That's a boy. They called Jason Vorhees our ring man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy on the ground, you see, you got the auctioneer up on the stand going, hebbit. He. And then the guy on the ground going, yip, yip, yip. The yip man.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I like when you do your A and call.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. Raymond. Eddie. Ray. He saw the whole thing. He's right here. Hang on. Eddie, are you there?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, I'm here. Go ahead, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning from Corsicana, Texas.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Eddie's a good man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie's a good man.

[Alan Greenberg]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I, you know, we're going so fast, we're selling a car every 45 seconds when we're doing the auction, and I can't see what's going on. But did you see what happened?

[Alan Greenberg]

I, I didn't see what all happened. I just seen what transpired. I seen him and Norman, they were cussing at each other. And then that big guy from that big Jamaican, he unfolded out of that car. It's about six foot tall. And him and Norman were going at it. And that dagum Norman lost his mind out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was wrong? What was the controversy about?

[Alan Greenberg]

I think the guy was falling asleep in the car, and Norman was beating on the hood. And the guy didn't like it when he was beating on the hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, so, but you told me, you told me the story better. You told me the story better. Off the air, we remember we got a half a million listeners right now. Now you need to tell them what the hell's going on. So why would Norman need to be pushing the lane?

[Alan Greenberg]

Well, we got to keep those cars rolling. I mean, like you say, we're selling one every 40 seconds. So we're just constantly going, really running through them. And Norman's trying to get that guy to come up. Well, he's back there sleeping the lane, and Norman's trying to get him up and that. And it just made that, that guy mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he literally asleep? Registered?

[Alan Greenberg]

I, I, I don't know if he was asleep or stoned. I didn't see what was going on. Norman said he is asleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's a, there's a guy named Bob Holland said y' all think I'm crazy. On the auction block and screaming and yelling and hollering, carrying on. There's a guy from Pennsylvania named Bob Hollandshead. And he's the, he was way worse than me, which is hard to imagine. But there's a story, and he's told it to me and a couple of. Norman used to work for him, and there's a couple other people that saw this. This guy would get so fired up about that lane moving. He's the biggest wholesaler that ever existed, that ever will exist. I mean, no matter how big we get, we'll never be as big as. Bob Holland's head was at mannheim penns about five years ago. 800 cars a day.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unbelievable. But you gotta keep the energy going when the lane's going, you know, boom. So boom, sold. You gotta keep a bullet in Your chamber for an automatic weapon work, right? So you've got 30 cars deep, and you've got to keep them stacked. It's like pushing cattle through through a shoot. And the lane stopped. And Bob would freak out when the lane stop. And Norman would tell me these stories and he's like, why the hell's my God damn LA now? Yeah. What's going. Bob, calm down. I'm not going to calm down. Get the cars in here. There's a driver that died.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Jesus.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the driver died in the middle of the lane and stop the traffic. That's pretty. And he told Norman, he said, come here, Norman. Yes, sir. You get your ass over there. Is he really dead? Yes. If he's already dead, he's dead. You slide him over, get him in the other seat. Bring that somebody through. I'm gonna sell it. If he's dead, he's dead. And they brought it through and sold the car with a dead driver in the passenger seat.

[Michael Turley]

So no one knew at the time that he was dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right. Well, people knew, but the guys on simulcast didn't know. Yeah, okay, there you go. The floor guys knew, but the simulcast bidders didn't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not supposed to move dead body.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not supposed to move that.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, not until the examiner gets there.

[Rush Limbaugh]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get to scoot him over.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a bench front seat, though.

[Rush Limbaugh]

No. Well, he allegedly scooted.

[Michael Turley]

He may not have been dead yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He's still warm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Alan Greenberg]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, so that's where Norman gets it. So. So Nor. Norman was trained by Bob, so he gets pretty fired up about that stuff. He, he, he, he. Bob used to beat him with that hose, so that's where I got my hose stick from. Was him. But anyway, Eddie, we appreciate what you do. Do people make fun of my. Do people. Yeah, go ahead.

[Alan Greenberg]

Who would win between the Jamaican and Norman?

[John Clay Wolf]

Norman.

[Alan Greenberg]

Think about that, Norman.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I figured.

[Alan Greenberg]

That's what I thought, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I thought so, too. Do people see you have to go around apologizing for me, right? I'm just.

[Alan Greenberg]

No, no, not me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not anymore.

[Alan Greenberg]

No, I don't even care anymore. I'm like, you know, you guys, y', all, y' all know who he is. Y' all just don't even worry about it. Most people don't say anything anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when it started, what were they saying?

[Alan Greenberg]

Get you some, man. He's. Yeah, they're saying, man, that guy's route. He's loud up there. On the radio, on the mic. What is, what's the deal with that? Getting them in and out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I'm kind of like the Soup Nazi. Have you ever watched the Seinfeld episode of the Soup Nazi?

[Alan Greenberg]

No, no, I hadn't. I'm not a big Seinfeld fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're just so damn country. I mean, look, you listen to your chicken fried ass. What are you doing eating biscuits and gravy and Miller Light out on the, on the porch right now with a 30 out 6 in your lap waiting for a buck to walk up so you can shoot it out of season.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm waiting on. I didn't get some fresh back strap for the grill tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Eddie Ray. Thank you for calling it. All right, good.

[J.D. Ryan]

We should have Norman calling at some point.

[John Clay Wolf]

If his version, and if, if Eddie Ray can't shoot him one out of season this morning, he'll get one with a spotlight this evening.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Hate to think.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Stephen Good morning, Houston. Good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

Hey, hey, I, I got a question. I want to know how you keep your cars from getting beat to hell with all the, the hail storms y' all get there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got lucky this week because North Dallas got pounded and you know, we had about a thousand cars at the Dallas auto auction. This week's 500 and then the next week's already set. And that's a lot of exposure, obviously, but we did not get hit. I've got a lot of insurance and I pay a lot for it. It's very expensive. And every time in my career I've had two hailstorms in the past 25 years I've been doing this that have wiped me out. And both times I didn't even try to fix them. I just sold them all like they were as is. As is. After the auction money and after the deductible. Auction money, after the hail money and after the deductible, I still lost my ass.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you'd waste so much time trying to fix them. And Steve, you bring up a good point. I give that advice to anyone listening that had a heavy car get hit last week with hail, heavy hail hit. If they don't total it, really push on them to total it, be done with it. You can go to givemetheven.com we'll buy it beat up. Don't jack with them. They're not worth fighting through. Those really hard hit hail cars will never be the same. And it's not worth it. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air. Forgivemetheven.com.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You didn't steal a monkey, did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very good. Thank you.

[Show Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quick. J.D.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Movie was this made?

[J.D. Ryan]

The song Things James Bond.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Living Let die.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Bob, do you know Tomorrow is not enough?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Talladega Nights the story of Ricky Bobby. Oh, Ricky Bobby.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just like it.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Jonathan.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they got to the track and Ricky was driving, they rolled out with Co Cheese by Chris Cornell. Another passed away Brun Singer. And we may have Eddie Vedder back on the show in a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

By the way, he was fun this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dave Houston. Dave, you there? Dave in Houston. Hello? Hey. 18 Volvo XC90 Hybrid with 8,000 miles. It's a T8. Is it an inscription? Excellence, momentum or R?

[Alan Greenberg]

It's an inscription.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know that one off the top of my head. Have you been. Have you had an appraisal anywhere else?

[Alan Greenberg]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of mileage?

[Alan Greenberg]

$87,000 sticker. It's got 8,000 miles on it. It's got every package.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what kind of gas mileage?

[Alan Greenberg]

What kind of gas mileage? Tremendous. It's hybrid.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's why I asked. How good is it?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, my wife drives it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at some market data of sold cars. The most Recent one was 53,000. Okay, so it's going to be low 50s. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Lance04 Lexus GX470 with a 250,000 miles. Do you work at a donut shop?

[Alan Greenberg]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't sound like.

[Alan Greenberg]

Not sure what that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't sound like a donut. Well, you know, at the donut shops they all have those high mileage Lexuses and Toyotas, right? And there's like a. We've come up with this theory that there's like a underground distributorship like El Chapo, but a Chinese man that funds all the donut operators.

[Alan Greenberg]

I'm the original owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Alan Greenberg]

I'm the original owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, and the 250 is killing me. Is the paint okay or is it coming off because the paint? Those things are bad. All right?

[Alan Greenberg]

The paint's good. And Lexus a couple of years ago put in a new dash for me because they crack the original ones. They were getting supplied in 03 and 04 were cracking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Alan Greenberg]

And so put a brand new dash in it. It's got all the standard stuff, chrome wheels, white outside, and the inside is gray instead of the camel color. That was part of the reason I really liked it. I think I'd be a Sewell Lexus.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 4,500 to $5,000 buyer on a quarter million mile. 04.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Norman.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Puerto Rican masterpiece.

[Rush Limbaugh]

He is the man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norman, were you listening to the show earlier when we had Eddie Ray, the ring man on that was describing the, the conflict you had with the Jamaican auction driver this week.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, yeah, I was listening some of it earlier this morning.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Did he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let me set it up again real quick. We sell a car every 45 seconds. We have to keep the cars moving quickly. They're 30 energy. How deep are they? You know, about 20 drivers deep. Is that how many they keep.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, around there. 20 drivers deep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Alan Greenberg]

We can keep the line running constantly.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what happened? Because you really got upset.

[Alan Greenberg]

I got upset because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, Norman, hold on. I gotta cut you off. Remember this because you get excited and you start swearing in English and in Spanish. Please don't say a cuss word on FCC air, but go ahead, but say it with all the passion you normally would.

[Alan Greenberg]

All right, let me see. Yeah, I work. My work is very stressful, okay. I work all week, many, many hours on me and my people and everybody to, to get to that point, to the showtime, right? And when we get to show time, our adrenaline is feel real high because this is the showtime, this is the time. That's why I work for, I sell cars. This is what it is. Everything had to be in accordance or what. What is going on? When I look at lane, when the lane is running, I figured out how's the tempo of that lane and the temple in that lane. Last week was beautiful. Everything was going well. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. This guy is sitting in there sleeping or talking to somebody and I'm telling him, move. Come on, come on. Move, move, move. Come on. The next one, the next one. And I'm looking at you because I spend my time looking at you all the time. Because I am the one who had to take care of you with those cars. So they didn't want to move. So I went down there and let him know. And I don't know if it wasn't a very good way, but I started to move the hell out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I noticed. Well, I saw you open the door and pull him out of the car physically.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah. I didn't have the time to kick his ass right there because I was in the lane. I came back looking for him, where he was gone.

[Rush Limbaugh]

But.

[Alan Greenberg]

Guys, I love them all. They're my neighbors down there in the Caribbean, you know what I mean? I can swim to his island, right? And then he comes here to throw me this crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, man. I was telling a story earlier, and I don't know if you caught it, of Bob Holland's head up in Mannheim years ago. The story that you told me that when the driver died in the car.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, the driver got in the car. That he's still alive. No, just pushing it aside after the. After we sold the car. The paramedic can see him because that's the way. That's the way it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'll still be dead.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, just push him out. Push him out. Don't call the paramedics yet. Do you have to stop delay.

[Michael Turley]

Do you have to sell that on an announcement? Any type of announcement on there, that person's dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, I mean, is this a wives tale? Or did. Did y' all really slide a. A, A human body that had passed away over to the passenger seat and then you drove the car through and he sold it? Is that true?

[Alan Greenberg]

Knowing Bob Holland said yes. You. You know Bob Holland, you know, that is nothing. He couldn't be on the. He couldn't be. He could be on the podium. Be something that he didn't like, he will take his bottle of water and toss out to me. Damn it. Government. Masahara told you about this? Don't get this. He used to hate racks on trucks, those brush guards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Alan Greenberg]

If it was a brush guard and one of the trucks doesn't show up, he might pull it all school together and say, no, I don't want to sell that. Or he will start screaming in the middle of the phone, the podium, cursing everybody who was involved with that unit.

[Rush Limbaugh]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did he. Did he yell and get more. Was he a bigger yeller than I am? Am I nothing compared the heat that I give Glenn. Is that light compared to what Bob would give you?

[Alan Greenberg]

No. No, that's just you and an angel falling from the sky without no wings. And Bob Pollard said he will rip him apart in pieces. Actually, that's why I get along with you. That's why I'm a Texan now. I am a resident in Texas. I love you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And of course, like you said, the weed is cheaper down here.

[Alan Greenberg]

Absolutely. The barbecue, it is. Oh, my God. What are we doing in the north is just grilling. This is barbecue down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thank you, Uncle Norman. My name is John Clay Wolf, and if you don't think these stories are true, then you need to go check your pulse because it's all real. Oh, yeah. We're back.

[Show Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Finally. This winter is over.

[Show Announcer]

800, 800 radio and spring break time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of year when drunk, entitled American kids.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Head to Cabo and Tijuana and the Mexicans chant build a wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boston. Boston's greatest hits from Boston. Those guys. That's the best damn concert I've ever been to.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Patriots only. Robert Craft. Robert Craft.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alan Greenberg, you there?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, I just heard you tell a funny joke, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. All right, hang on, hang on.

[Alan Greenberg]

You know my problem? No, no, you hang on for a second, please. You know, I get. I make people laugh a lot. You believe that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Alan Greenberg]

Do they laugh at me or for me or both?

[John Clay Wolf]

Both.

[Alan Greenberg]

Which way do you laugh at me? Both. Of only one or the other.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Hang on, I'll think about it. Okay. You gotta turn it up if it's the chorus. Okay. Good morning, everybody. J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John. Cleveland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael. Turley.

[Michael Turley]

My energy is zapped. From Alan.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's. Where you at?

[Rush Limbaugh]

He's a beat down.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's an energies.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were talking about this auction stuff and how crazy it is and how we go so fast. What people have to understand is we're moving at the speed of money. I mean, we're spending so much money, cars. And that's a problem with other people that do what we do is a lot. So many people borrow money and people don't respect a borrowed buck. I've learned this. If you borrow money, you don't respect it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I learned that with my son.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And so that's why we use all cash. And we have to sell them. We have to sell them. We have no choice.

[J.D. Ryan]

You must sell them.

[John Clay Wolf]

And as we grow.

[J.D. Ryan]

And never has there been a place where time is money more important than right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's serious. Line up $10 million worth of cars. We got to sell them. Yeah, because we got another 10 million coming. We gotta go. And as this thing grows across the country, there's no way that I'm gonna be able to keep up with. We'll have to start borrowing some money because it'll just outrun me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, you know, as we go national, you know, hell, we may look up and have $100 million.

[Rush Limbaugh]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you got to keep that tempo up. You got to keep that tempo up. You got to sell them like. Like you're broke all the time. All the time. All the time. And if you don't, you're just another sharecropper that's going to wind up flipped.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shannon. Yes, thank you for calling in. Good. This is one of our. Give me the VIN buyers downstairs. He's a manager.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I wanted him to call in because I'm looking at the board. Speaking of money and speaking of records, we are four cars away. It's the last day of the [e-mail]. we're four cars away from buying 2,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which will be our record.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell are you doing down there? Why aren't y' all rolling? Why have you not got it over two grand yet? Come on, man. I mean, we've already been open for two hours.

[Alan Greenberg]

Well, Turley told me to slow down today.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, can you. I mean, are y' all blind? Are you not looking up at the boards in the trading room? I mean, you're two. You're four cars away from 2,000 and y' all are screwing around. You've only knocked down seven this morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes, I know. And I told Turley I'm about to get on fall and about to. He's telling me to slow down. He don't want me to pass them.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's not. I need you to like, ding, ding, ding. Get everybody's attention and tell them to get on the gas. Here come all the. I mean, Everybody. Go to givemetheven.com. load your car. If I'm telling you we're working on breaking a record this morning and we want to buy them.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Can I tell you something, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I was down there about an hour ago for coffee. Yep. And they told me not to tell you this, but I'm going to tell you anyway because I like the truth. Okay. Shannon and mixing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Have converted the boardroom table, the big boardroom table into like a 12 foot long ping pong table.

[Alan Greenberg]

No.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And they're playing mixed doubles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably not.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I said, hey, guys. You guys aren't. Are the phone's broken or you're not buying today? They said, no, we never do anything till 11 o' clock on Saturdays.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. So when we're up here working, they're down there screwing off is what you're saying.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Well, I see it. I think it's time to. To wrap it up and Knock it on. Over the Edge.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And Mixon's winning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mixon's winning. Hey, Shannon, I think we'll do 40 today, okay? 40.

[Alan Greenberg]

We'll do 40 today, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Shannon. What? Turley said you were busting DJ Pre K's balls yesterday. Yeah. What was that all about?

[Alan Greenberg]

You know, Pre K? Pre K, He's a. He's a white guy that thinks he's black. And he's never asked him he's ever been with a black girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Pre K. Are you listening? Hang on. Pre K. Are you listening to this? Pre K, Pre K, Pre K. What's the damn deal? Maybe Shannon sitting here, he's challenging your ethnicity. Ethnicity?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you mean?

[Alan Greenberg]

Shannon, man, I asked him yesterday if he's ever been with a black woman, and he said no. And I said, well, it wouldn't work. And he said, why? And I said, because if y' all do get intimate and you drop your pants, she's gonna know you're not black with that little white thing.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, come on now, man. Look, they call me the White Hammer, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Listen to all this. Listen to all this.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Pretty high brow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to all this.

[Michael Turley]

That's what goes downstairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Well, y' all get to work, please. Get going, please.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

That was a cleaner version of what really happened.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Sounds like a really bad episode of Masterpiece Theater.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alan, are you. Are you there?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, but I'm eating something about. Give me two seconds, please. Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have you ever. Have you ever. Have you ever. Do you have any advice for DJ Prek with.

[Alan Greenberg]

Tell me who he. She is. I'll give him the advice. Okay. I don't know who he is or she is.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek. DJ Pre K is a white rapper, like Vanilla Ice. And we think that he needs a black. He needs a black girlfriend so he can go ahead and fulfill his whole transition that he's trying to create.

[Alan Greenberg]

Can I tell you something about Kim Kardashian? Please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Alan Greenberg]

She's married to Kanye west. Right? You know that, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Alan Greenberg]

My daughter has a picture with her. Him. Excuse me. From about 2012. I don't think they were married in 2012, were they? I don't know if I say it. I'll bet you a wooden nickel you know what a wooden nickel is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Alan Greenberg]

You know how many wooden nickels I've lost in my lifetime?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. Let me think about it. Okay, so Motley Crue. The Motley Crue Dirt film on Netflix. Netflix has been extremely popular.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Motley Crue music is on the radio this week. I'm thinking about it. I've been playing it on my. On my phone a lot. I'm. I'm re. Engaged as a fan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. So you watch the documentary.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's one.

[Michael Turley]

Is it a documentary?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a movie movie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's actors. But the Motley. It's based off of Nikki Six's book Dirt that he wrote, I think in 02 or 01.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Biopic.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a biopic. And Bob, have you seen it?

[Rush Limbaugh]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really good.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I'll probably. I'll probably get around to it. I was. I've never been a fan of Motley Crue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really. You know, we all. It's been in our soundtrack, in our mind, all of our lives. And you don't really think about it until you watch this movie.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And really takes you back to those days in the 80s in that home Sweet Home video at Reunion arena. And the girl pulling her shirt up and building the stage.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And they were big for that form. Sure. And I remember when I was. Was 12, I think shout at the devil, you. That was very interesting stuff too.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, dude, that was. It wasn't 12. It was like 85.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, you would have been nine or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 12 years old. I'm sorry. Yes, yes, yes. But it's. It's. It's really. Did you say so? Last week we played. They retired in 15. They played their last show New Year's Eve of 2015. And last week we were playing Vince Neil's song. How bad he sounded. We know why he retired.

[Michael Turley]

It was in Rio. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rio.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Rock and Rio 2015.

[Michael Turley]

Well, Bob will found some More Rock and Rio.

[John Clay Wolf]

More Rock and Rio. How did Vince Neil sound in those clips?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, just as good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Oh, you feeling good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doctor?

[John Clay Wolf]

Feel good. So bad. What the hell happened? Just go on like that? Yeah, It's like an impersonator. Sounds like Pooty Tang sings Dr. Feelgood. It does. Tippy Tay to the Poodle paw. Why would you do this?

[Michael Turley]

He got that part out.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, he holds that note.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there any more?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd rather.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just that one right there. What was the one from last week? You still have it?

[Michael Turley]

I got to pull back up here.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What I cut from that because it didn't serve any of our purposes, though at times when he wasn't singing, I swear to God he'd be like, let me see all those hands out there. Are you having a good time? You feel good? He can speak, but he can't say. Just can't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. We're gonna go to break right now. I'm gonna come back and do the quick one minute where I bet a bunch of cars real fast lightning round a short version of it. 800, 800 radio. Need year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And if you don't want to call in, just go to. Give me the vin.com if you'd like to sell your car. As you heard, we're trying to break a record today. And it's been a good year and a good month. And we're rolling.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the Jean Clay Wolf show with John Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at J.D.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Apparently people in Washington, D.C. really like bitches now.

[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Elton John movie is coming up, by the way. Rocket Moon.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there's gonna be a lot of classic rock movies. The Queen thing really kicked it off. My kid is completely mesmerized with Queen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Yeah, it's just still. Yeah, I kind of thought that would come and go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, he's always.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm getting a little tired of every radio station in the world playing every single Queen song every 20 minutes now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would be very interested in their difference of ticket sales on their next tour. I think it's going to be triple what it was last time. I think that this movie's making them.

[Rush Limbaugh]

A lot of money, movie wise. It's just like when Star wars came out in 76. Like, all of a sudden you got Battlestar Galactica, Buck rogers in the 25th century, Close encounters speaking. Gotta have space. We ain't gonna do this. Do this movie. We need spaceships, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spaceships, robots, rock and roll shifts and robots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Breaking news in the rock and roll world. No, okay, we don't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do it a minute. We'll do a minute. All right. We. We had Baba. You were talking about Motley Crue off air. Yeah. And you said that there were a bunch of KISS wannabes.

[Rush Limbaugh]

It's such. Okay. My cousin John was my hard rock stylist. He was raised in Dallas. Okay. I'm from Bowie, Texas, usa. Small town kid. So he was more sophisticated than I. And we're exactly the same age. He introduced me to Motley Crue and he said, these guys are a bunch of makeup wearing, KISS wannabe posers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Okay. That's what he said to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like in 19, they were Van Halen. I think their kiss meets Van Halen was really their design. Maybe. Maybe in the movie they say. Clearly in Vince. When they recruited Vince Neil, they were sitting in a table. They said, we need our David Lee Roth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's who he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pretty obvious.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And they got a good few years out of him. I don't know by 2015, but. But so I. You know. Okay. Okay, John, you got to be right, because he's my hard rock stylist, right? I never heard of Ozzy. He had to show me this stuff, Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

So you believe everything.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Scorpions. I would have never come across. I might have come across the Scorpions, 1983. He goes, man, did you hear the new crew, man? They're badass, dude. Motley Crue's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the guy that already told you they were terrible. Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And I'm like, what are you talking. You said they were poses. I've been listening to Huey Lewis for three years. Cause you said Motley Crue bad. Apparently not. So I missed the whole Motley Crue thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jackie online, too. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Alan Greenberg]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Jackie. What's up?

[Alan Greenberg]

So, I was. Well, I was hearing your station, and I was hearing something about a Pre K never being with a black. Shit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Alan Greenberg]

But I can call, and. And I want to see if I can. I can help him with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to be you.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to. You. You want to. You want to pluck his flower? You want to bring him. You want to introduce him to true love?

[Alan Greenberg]

I can deflower him whichever way he wants.

[DJ Pre K]

DJ Pre K. Hey, I'm down for it, baby. I'm just a squirrel in your world, Jackie.

[Alan Greenberg]

He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a tall, skinny white boy.

[Alan Greenberg]

Let's make it happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a tall, skinny white boy. He wears color matching FUBU gear, and he's got a chain around his neck. And he's a rapper. But I think he. I think he needs.

[Alan Greenberg]

I like that already.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the right experience could push him on over into stardom and get him really feeling the groove, and he can produce better music.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you help us?

[Alan Greenberg]

Well, he gave me his Facebook. Yeah, well, he gave me his Facebook information, so I'm definitely gonna look him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, thank you, Jackie. And we're. We're. Call us back next week and let us know how it went. We're gonna make a love connection and put y' all on a date. I'm gonna pay for the date.

[Alan Greenberg]

Jamie, where would you need to Talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

To Pre K. Okay, Jackie, where I'm gonna buy the dinner. Where would you like. Where would you like to go on your date?

[Alan Greenberg]

Anywhere fancy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fancy? Like, like, like the Cheesecake Factory. Papa Doughs.

[Alan Greenberg]

That's not fancy enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

We name it, it's all. It's nothing but nothing.

[Alan Greenberg]

Papados would work for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever you want.

[DJ Pre K]

We getting up there in the budget now, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

You gonna teach pricing? Yeah, red drinks.

[Alan Greenberg]

Well, Mr. John will say he'll pay for it, so that means anywhere fancy.

[DJ Pre K]

Right on, baby. Let's do it. We'll come scoop you in the Cadillac. We'll go to Papa Dozen. Maybe we'll hit the Frankie Beverly and Mays concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frankie Beverly.

[Alan Greenberg]

Ooh, that sounds like a plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Love connection. Good, good. Thank you. Perfect, Perfect. See, we're making. We're making people's dreams come true. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

Breaking news. The rolling Stones. You ready for this? Have postponed their upcoming North American tour due to Mick Jagger needing medical treatment.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mick Jagger has been advised by doctors he cannot go on tour at this time and he needs medical treatment. This is according to the band publicist. The doctors have advised Mick that he is expected to make a complete recovery but cannot be on stage right now at this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

This does not start. This does not surprise me at all. You said it's starting in Miami?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was going to start in Miami on the 20th. 20th.

[John Clay Wolf]

20Th of what?

[J.D. Ryan]

April.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Well, you know who. We need to find out the facts. Oh, I forgot we have the. Keith Richards is part of the show. Yeah, Keith. Keith Richards. What the hell's going on?

[Rush Limbaugh]

I could do this show for a lot if you want to do 16 weeks or something like that. Yeah, I'll go all the time in the world. You got any scotch?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, I do. Right over here at the bar.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah, we do. Wonderful air. Poor mix. Going to be laid up for a little bit like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right. For 17 shows are going to be postponed.

[Rush Limbaugh]

17?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, all 17 shows all the way through July 29th.

[Rush Limbaugh]

17 shows.

[J.D. Ryan]

17 shows postponed.

[Rush Limbaugh]

That's a lot of shows.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it has a lot of shows.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I'm not. I just found myself a part time job like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think you need a part time job.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, I don't need it, but you know, use it and lose it like that. That's what happened to Mick. He didn't use it for just long enough. Now he needs treatment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Keith. I'm a. I'm a. I'm A big fan of your work.

[Rush Limbaugh]

All right, look, I appreciate all the calls and letters and things.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's very.

[Rush Limbaugh]

This is not. Get the fan club back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't. No, I did not. I can't believe. It's weird how. How you are in person and you're just so loosey goosey. But when you get to your instrument, you just change and you're so tight. I mean, listen to the lick on this. Play this song over again. Can you not do it? Yeah. Oh, what are you doing right there with your guitar?

[Rush Limbaugh]

All right, from a rhythm standpoint, you play a D. Make the D chord on the guitar accentuated. Okay? The A suspended after that. Remember this? Okay. Okay. You're transitioning from the C to the D back, but it's actually in G. But you're doing what we call a riff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Okay. In the business like that, when you play, remember this. Every good boy deserves favor. All right? Those are your strings. E, Avery. G. Good B boy. D deserves F. Fiver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Rush Limbaugh]

And then there's a high E on the bottom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Right. So when you're playing. Can't hear me knocking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You're riffing on an E to the D. Suspended. It's almost like a fake C. All right. That's what we call a split call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Play it. Well, the panties come right off the girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know what they say. Once those panties come off, you can't.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Put them back, right? Well, you can put them back, but they won't be the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Keith Richards.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Birds all over the lawn.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're looking forward to the tour. And let us know, we'll probably have you in the studio before it sounds like if it even happens at all. Keith and Houston, good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

Hey, how you doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Alan Greenberg]

Hey, I just wanted to say I'm a Die Hard Motley Crue fan. I saw him with Ozzy Osborne in 8384. Greatest show in the world. But do me a favor. Do not play that live version of Dr. Joker ever, ever again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you believe that?

[Alan Greenberg]

Vince Neil sounds like. He still sounds like he's singing a Mandarin or something. Or talking, like Ozzy talk, You know what happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know? I mean, I don't even understand.

[Alan Greenberg]

I think it's his weight and just the way he's lived his life. He just can't hold a note or even say a word anymore because you can tell he's just exasperated after every sentence of his song. So he's Relying on the. On the. The crowd to take him. But the other boys got him in his ear and their ears and that's got to mess them up, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right in that video, Tommy Lee's looking over like man, is this dude okay now one thing I noticed I did after watching the the movie on Netflix Dirt this week twice I watched it twice. Did you watch it right?

[Alan Greenberg]

I have. I loved it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was awesome. But I went to Vince's website and it looks like he plays casinos now as the Vince Neil band. Yeah. So what does he sound like in when he's doing that? Have you been to one of those shows?

[Alan Greenberg]

I have and it's just as bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really?

[Alan Greenberg]

He's.

[Rush Limbaugh]

He just.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah. And it's. It's not to really dog on anybody else but another really bad one and it soloist now is Don Dawkin. He. When he does his little acoustic sets by himself, it's horrible. These guys just need to kind of lay off and say thank you, hang the hat and live off the albums from now on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know who still has it is Paul Rogers. I've seen him twice in the past three years. Awesome.

[Alan Greenberg]

He can felt it still and he's in great shape. He's old as get out for his age and being in there and he is incredible.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the new singer.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, he's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

The, the. The. The singer for Boston obviously passed away but they're replaced me. I don't know if you've been to a Boston show since they start touring again with their replacement singer. The dude's awesome. Awesome. Right now I have not highly suggest. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, matt and down in Katy. Good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

Hey John, Clay. How you doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just chilling, having a good time with my homeboys. And you guys.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah. Hey, I just want to call up you know, tell you how much I appreciate show. I met co workers at work. Listen to it. Just want to give a shout out to Brittany Jenkins and Tony Acevedo and just tell you how much I appreciate showing. Just gonna hang up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks Cynthia. I don't want any new to him. No, I don't eat news of him. Let me bid this car in Austin real quick. Jeff. You've got a 12 Yukon XL Texas Edition two wheel drive. Got an offer online but wants to sweeten it up. Oh you. You've already been to givemetheven.com and y' all are already working a deal.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so you're going.

[Alan Greenberg]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're jumping over and going straight to me.

[Alan Greenberg]

I'm trying to lube you. I'm trying to lose Lubia just a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm lubed up. You gotta. You gotta lube the deal. Lube the deal. Just like. What was that show? Eastbound and Down? Kenny Powers.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, he's gotta lube it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Alan Greenberg]

A little bit of spit, but, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I don't know anything about this. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Alan Greenberg]

I would say it's between it. It's a high seven, almost an eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got.

[Alan Greenberg]

I got the little gas crack that all these Yukons and Tahoes got. I disclosed that online. Other than that, it's good to go, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know they made a Texas edition GMC Yukon. I thought that was just Chevrolet.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so we got a 12 Yukon with leather. Does it have navigation or sunroof?

[Alan Greenberg]

No navigation, no sunroof. It's the SLT one. I got the quad bucket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Okay, we hit.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We hit you. Let me. So tell me this. You've already worked. Have you already worked the deal out with one? Who's your buyer? Give me the vin.

[Alan Greenberg]

Craig Byrne, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Craig Byrne.

[Alan Greenberg]

He seems like a cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Alan Greenberg]

He's a cool guy. He bought one of my other cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Super great guy. Listened to the show up in Amarillo four years ago, called me and said, I've been doing this for years. I'd like a change. Been in the car business. I interviewed him over the phone. He packed up, moved to Fort Worth, and now he's one of our managers. He's been here all along. Yep. Okay, I'm. I bet you. And remember, I can see all this whenever I look it up. So let's. Let's. Yeah, don't BS me. I'm gonna.

[Alan Greenberg]

I'm not gonna be. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna bet that we're sitting at 13 grand.

[Alan Greenberg]

We're at 13 five, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you want more, man?

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay. I'm trying to get as much as I can because I'm gonna do an in and out get, replace the vehicle. And a lot of these. These dealerships aren't even budging on these cars, man. They're just. I'm not doing it. So I'm trying. I'm trying to get as much as I can, man. I'm gonna get a Cadillac from Sewell up in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy the card?

[Alan Greenberg]

14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, just. It's a little too much, but I'm gonna buy it anyway because we're right here in front of half a million people and you got me on the spot, you prick.

[Alan Greenberg]

And you got some of my wife's panties to put on the wall of shame.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. You can do that as well. And pick pictures and all that good stuff. We've got the wall of shame in the studio. All right, you got. You got your 14 grand, Jeff, but you're. You're dry. You're driving it up here, right?

[Alan Greenberg]

135 it is. You're gonna come get it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

13, 5 I'll come get it. 14 grand, you bring it.

[Alan Greenberg]

Sell that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Sell that, Turley. Thanks, J. Let's go. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Just go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio. Oh, yeah.

[Show Announcer]

We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. call in 800-800-RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I got the balls to talk about it on the air.

[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Listless breakfast table in an otherwise empty room.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had. We had him on earlier at the 7 o' clock hour, which a lot of people don't catch because that's the east coast hour. But the great Eddie Vedder is here in the studio with us again this morning. Good morning, Eddie.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Hey, John. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, John. What about J.D. you gonna say, hey, John?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Teddy. Opening day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Teddy R. Singing D. Singing my name.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Go see the manners. Go see the mar.

[John Clay Wolf]

See the what?

[Michael Turley]

Mariners.

[Alan Greenberg]

He talking about baseball.

[Michael Turley]

I thought you were a Cubs fan, though.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Go home run. Go home run. Grand Graceland grandson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Opening weekend of baseball season. I went to the. Speaking of, I need to post these pictures on the. On the show page.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wambacher from intercom. I'd like to give you a shout out. You always hook me up with great tickets to events. He. He called me. I said, you want some intercom?

[J.D. Ryan]

Being a radio group?

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, do you want some tickets to opening day? I'm like, yeah, it'd be great. So I've got six. I'm like, cool. Dropped off the office and we just went on and they were the worst seats in the building. In the building. And I'm not kidding. I'm really not kidding. I need to post them right now. Where were you sitting?

[Michael Turley]

In the 400 section or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the 3. 300, 345, but like the upper corner against the back fence where the wind's blowing you down, down and you're behind the scoreboard.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, those are.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was even better than that because it was three and three. Yeah. So my wife like between that corner and the other upper deck corner, there's a center field cut out for the scoreboard.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was on the other corner back. The seats were so bad, it was comical. I didn't even know who was playing. Yeah, you couldn't. She was texting me. I can't see the scoreboard from here. Will you tell me who's winning?

[Michael Turley]

That explains a lot. That why you left for the game so late?

[John Clay Wolf]

Uhhuh.

[Michael Turley]

Cuz you didn't. You knew there were bad seats, then.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'Re like, go to the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You were just. You were doing to being the good dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because. Yes. Opening day, good dad. Let's take the kids to opening day. They won't know the difference. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Cuz the kids, they don't care. They're at the ballpark.

[Rush Limbaugh]

But you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You knew. That's why it made total sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the radio people are sucking up to you, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, it was. They were incredible seats. And, And I. I owe you one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I appreciate it. Let me post them right now on the John Clay Wolf, he had a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Record, he had a radio rep he threw a burrito at once.

[Michael Turley]

He really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Oh, you never heard this story?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, John did. Oh, John did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

You threw a breakfast burrito in a row. Radio rep. Oh, radio salesperson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He brought you breakfast and you threw it at him.

[Michael Turley]

I don't want your damn burrito. I want you to fix what we're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trying to do here. Right? Yeah, leave. Quit bringing me crap. Let's fix what we're doing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but these are. These are bacon and cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Someone else, another radio rep, another radio rep with another company once was talking to me. He said, man, please don't throw any food at me. I was like, he's like, like word. It went throughout the industry that I did that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never, never bring him cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the cheese. Any better? Did you. So, so you're a baseball fan?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Baseball.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we were talking earlier and it's really good news that you're not dead like the rest of the. The grunge acts. I mean, you're the, you're the one guy that lived through it.

[Rush Limbaugh]

It. I thought you forgot I was here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you sing everything?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Eating burrito myself, I guess so. Eat a burrito. Eat a burrito.

[Alan Greenberg]

All right, that's enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you know, I'm starting to Realize something that. That. That the whole Pearl Jam methodology is just repeat the same lyric over and over again with really strong vocals. Is that how it works? Is that when y' all wrote it? Is that. Was that the design of the tempo?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Burrito, deep angst, burrito, scrambled eggs.

[J.D. Ryan]

It works.

[Alan Greenberg]

It works.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're not sophomore humor. Not at all. John in Athens, Texas. A 14F150XLT Texas edition with 50 crew. Cab leather, two wheel drive. Average. Rough or clean?

[Alan Greenberg]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Alan Greenberg]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 20,000. I might be a little high there. What year we in now? We're in 19. It's a 14. It's a two wheel drive. 18,000. Does that sound right?

[Alan Greenberg]

Sounds pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll bring you a check. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. More goodies from the Rio rock concert. That was hilarious. So, a new what? I'm just reading some stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sammy Hagar feels that he owns the Van Hagar music catalog. Playing the Van Hagar era now with another band like the Circle, it seems like no matter what song we play, it's a hit as soon as you kick it off, you know, Best of Both Worlds was never a single. The audience is singing like it was a number one hit. You know, they don't sing any more with the number one hit why can't this Be Love? You know, it's. It's like they're all hits. It's awesome. And they. They really, really work live. And when I'm standing on stage with the Circle or anyone singing those songs, I really feel the magic of the moment. When we wrote those songs, it was really good stuff. And like I said, somebody's got to play it.

[Alan Greenberg]

I'm happy to.

[John Clay Wolf]

It seems like I've inherited the Van Hagar era, Mikey and I. So we'll serve it.

[Rush Limbaugh]

That's fair enough, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know he sold his tequila company for like 80 million.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

80 million?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Really? Here's the question. How high is Sammy? Because have you ever heard him that calm in any interview ever?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, ever.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I like the songs and I'm glad we're playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to play some good music after the show, go grab some of his old stuff on whatever platform you grab music off of. You'll dig back in. His pre Van Halen stuff is better than I remember it to be. Not I can't drive 55. That's like that MTV song was wore out. But that heavy metal That's a great tune. There's a lot of great tunes there. Good morning, Dallas. You're on the air.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes, I have a. Well, actually, my son's car, it's a 2015 Ford Fusion SE, okay. With 40. It's going to turn over to 44, 000 miles anytime now. It's never been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Couple questions. Does it have alloy wheels? Does it have a spoiler? Is it cloth? Is it a four cylinder or a six?

[Alan Greenberg]

It's a. It's leather. Yes. It's alloy wheels, yes. It's. Spoiler, yes. Sunroof, yes. Nav. Yeah, I mean, it's. It's got just about everything you can get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a 10 grander to me. Sounds like a 10 grander to me.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay, well, nations is offered 11.

[J.D. Ryan]

5.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Alan Greenberg]

Well, I mean, I'm. The reason he gave it to me is because, you know, I'm trying to get the most money for my son that I possibly can. I'm a vendor for Auto nations, so I had, you know, of course I'm going to let them look at it. They go by that computer algorithm, bang, Whatever the hell it is that they, you know, figure out the prices with. And so, you know, just. Just trying to get the most money that I can. It's my son.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not knocking it. I'm asking, what's it take to buy it?

[Alan Greenberg]

Well, let's say 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I give you 12, do I buy it? Are you gonna run back to autonations and. And give them a shot?

[Alan Greenberg]

And they don't do it either. They don't play games and neither do I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then go to give me the men. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We will try to get her bought. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No games.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll just ask him. Just ask. Just ask. I mean, if I was a vendor for Auto Nations, I'd probably want to do business with them since they make my living.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't sell them out for 500.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, 500 bucks?

[John Clay Wolf]

That might cost you 50,000. Be right back. Can you feel the rage?

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. call in, y' all ladies.

[Alan Greenberg]

Call in, Y' all can win my love.

[Show Announcer]

Okay, 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

A man can dream show enough man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T play with me now.

[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an old rock and motley crew weekend here on the Bear. No, you're rock station BABO do you have any input on that? You're the big rock voice.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yo, yo, yo. I'm the big rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

I always loved his big. Do it. Do a. Do a cheesy FM DJ intro for. For Motley Crue.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And we're back. It's the old MLE Crew weekend here on the Bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all you got.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Right out of the box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Taj Mahal down in Houston. A 16 Accord with 75,000 miles. Is it a four cylinder, a six?

[Alan Greenberg]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four cylinder cloth. Yeah, about 12,000. Okay. Does that work?

[Rush Limbaugh]

I was hoping for a little bit more, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I bet we can get you a little bit more. Send me a couple of pictures. Pictures, too. Don't push. Send me some nudes, Turley, because I don't want to see Taj's nudes. I just want to see his car. He always dumps it on me.

[Alan Greenberg]

Everybody wants to see. Everybody wants to be Todd's nudes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me some nudes. Oh, God, he did it again. Did it again. Kenny in Louisiana. 13 equinox with 160. I don't. What do you want to pay me to take it?

[Alan Greenberg]

What's it worth, man? I know what I owe on it. I owe 76 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're tanked. I'd run it into a river and shoot with a shotgun. It's.

[Alan Greenberg]

I knew you was gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you knew, right? Oh, Alan Greenberg in Maryland. Good morning. I'm queer.

[Alan Greenberg]

Is this. Where is this John? Excuse me, Is this Clay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this John Clay. How are you?

[Alan Greenberg]

You know, you're not related to Dice Clay? You. Right, the comedian?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Andrew Dice. Hickory dickory doc. Alan Greenberg was on my rooster. Where is Cluck Norris when you need him? Oh, we lost him. Arkansas, what's up? How are you? Good, good. What you got? You got a chicken hauler? Forts, you there? Arkansas.

[Michael Turley]

He's in Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you having a little problem with your phone reception up there in the. In the hills? In the Arkansas hills?

[Alan Greenberg]

My phone's from. I can tell. I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then we don't need you. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Hey, Gary and Frisco, I think this Audi goes to the same place that the. The 160,000 mile equinox goes in the bottom of the R River with shotgun shell on the side.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh.

[Alan Greenberg]

Oh. Does it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then here's another one. Cliff, I would. I think we need to do a trifecta to take those Three cars, chain them together and make a boat buoy for Lake Lewisville. 04 Lincoln Aviator with 187 on it. I mean, it's got to be worth 400. You there, Cliff?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, yeah, about 400. About 400. I appreciate them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four, four and a quarter trap. This is junk. It's junk ass. Saturday, Rolando has a nice car in Austin the Hip. Leave it to the Austin hipsters to have nice cars. That's good. Good, good, good, good. What do you do down there? Are you in the IT world?

[Alan Greenberg]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what's your living?

[Alan Greenberg]

How you make my wife's car, how.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you make a buck for.

[Alan Greenberg]

I'm in the landscape business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Rolando. Rolando. Rolando. What, like what denomination?

[J.D. Ryan]

What denomination?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where does that name come from?

[Alan Greenberg]

Not quite sure. My father named all his kids and he seemed to enjoy it. Yeah, I just got to live with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are your brother and sister's names?

[Alan Greenberg]

Richard, after my father and my sister Zana.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're Rolando.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, go figure, right? No, junior, nothing. Just two names. I didn't even get a middle name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get him on the phone. Let's talk to him about what he was thinking. Your dad, it's like a Boy Named Sue, Johnny Cash kind of deal. Okay, you've got an ats, you've got, you've got an ATS Premium. So it's a six cylinder, right?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a Lux? A performance. What's the premium? Is, what is this, a two door or four door?

[Alan Greenberg]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four door. Premium does have a sunroof.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it has 39,000 miles. What color?

[Alan Greenberg]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. $20,000. Okay.

[Alan Greenberg]

I have to talk with the wife about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get her on the phone, let's talk to her and your dad. Y' all all call in together and we will work this out. All right? Kelsey in Vegas. What the hell's going on, honey?

[Alan Greenberg]

Hey, Johnny, how are you? My name is Kelsey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Alan Greenberg]

I was wondering if Hannah the stripper was in.

[John Clay Wolf]

She is going to come on in. Our number five. She said that she was going to come by, but you know how those strippers are. You had a date with a stripper that they don't show up on time most of the time, if they show up at all. But they will meet you at, they'll meet you at the breakfast place at 3 o'. Clock. Just be there and they will be there. Hannah, are you here?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, she's walking in right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

She is. She is here. Hey, boys. What's going on? I think I've got a lot better.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Vocal processor than she does.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a man.

[Rush Limbaugh]

It's obviously a man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear the testosterone, like, three feet deep.

[Rush Limbaugh]

It's like his name is probably Richard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, what did you do last night? Shady Ryan. That's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, sweetie.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Look at my baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see him.

[Alan Greenberg]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

How could I miss him?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Here's a little chick. This is a wonderful weekend. Or the weather's gotten ugly.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got glitter on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Rush Limbaugh]

All right. I've got that points all my own, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way up high. Up high.

[J.D. Ryan]

Working on those night moods.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Working on night mo. Living by the sword.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'Re young and.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Reckless and bored Living by the sword.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just trying to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, thank God.

[Rush Limbaugh]

That's sexy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are sexy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we tell them what you told you? That we had to bounce you out of jail this week? Can we talk about that on the air?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, no, I can. I guess that's still have to pay Dr. Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what? I can't talk about it because I've got to pay Dr. Tony.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dr. Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Anyway, look at my boo.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, I mean, she called me Tuesday and we had to go down and bounce her out. $5,000 bond.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, you're so cute when you make up stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're doing that cocaine and you have it in your purse.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Let me give you some of this. You ready? There, Right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Possession of a controlled substance, enough to intent to distribute. Oh, I know what you're talking about. Because I'm not under oath, you're not.

[Rush Limbaugh]

A judge, and you can eat me. Look at my boo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got you out of jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she did. Bring me the money back, like, as soon as she got out. In cash. She's got money with $500 vig? No, but I'm supposed to pay Dr. Toenail on Wednesday, and I have it. Yeah, because I've got to dance another set tonight so everybody can see me.

[Alan Greenberg]

Where are you going to be?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where are you going to be?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everywhere. Everywhere. Stefan and Granberry 11 Rover LR2 with 84. Is it a HSE or a HSE? Luxury or a base?

[Alan Greenberg]

That's just a HSE.

[John Clay Wolf]

LR2. LR2, right?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said LR4. What color.

[Alan Greenberg]

Wife?

[John Clay Wolf]

6500. 6 grand.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Is that the Banana Split?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was the Banana Split song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Michael Turley]

We could add that to John's collection of Singing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know Tarara Boondier and his.

[Michael Turley]

Newest hit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put out a cd?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The only thing I can do in karaoke is AC dc Y' all get me drunk enough. I can. I could knock off Angus.

[J.D. Ryan]

You play drums?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not Angus, but what's his name?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Nah, you do more, man. We got weird and did London Homesick Blues one time in Vernon. And the whole. You brought the whole house down.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you're down on your luck and you don't give a F In London she's a calling. Is that really true? Are we almost done with our number four?

[Michael Turley]

We got about 30 seconds left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, listen, I gotta do the plug because we're gonna lose the buzz and we're gonna lose Dallas buzz. Guys, you can jump over to 97.5 in Houston and catch our number four Dallas. Guys, you're gonna have to jump to the stream at john, john claywolf.com and you can click the stream or you can grab the podcast that goes up about one o' clock that has all five hours and strip out the. The breaks and all that. So it's about how long is the podcast when you take a five hour show and rip everything out of the middle of it?

[Michael Turley]

2 and a half hours, I think. Something like. Well, no. Three and a half hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Three and a half hours.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of pure unadulterated content. Remember to go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell your car because we'd like to buy it. We did break the 2000 marker. If any Miller truck drivers or Budweiser Coors truck drivers want to call in 800. 800 radio. I think we need a keg delivered to the office today to celebrate our record that we did 800. 800 radio and I'll plug your wares. We'll be right back with our number five in many cities.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, randy the chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

You play casey in the sunshine band. Here comes randy. Ow.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Ow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at him shaking the tail. Stop it. Making me laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, Randy. Dancing Randy, I need your advice.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm getting down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. That's pretty good stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I have a news story about some squirrels too. Just a moment after John talks to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Randy, I've got this guy that's been caught. He's been on hold for four hours now. Oh, yeah, the guy from DC.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four hours here's my dilemma is that 800 number I have to pay the long distance on it.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I probably got about 50 bucks in this guy's phone call.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Probably a bad idea to keep him on hold for four hours, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we just can do it. We just go back to it and everyone is the. The bit all day long has been Alan, are you still there? And he's like, yeah. And then we bring him up, he just goes right into this ramble. And then we put him back on hold and he just stays.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, he's working on a dream. Here's something, here's. Let's do this. He's doing life. Are you ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Get him back online and ask him if he'll pay for the call. And I'll bet you a hundred dollars he won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll bet you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Allen, are you there?

[Alan Greenberg]

I'm here. I've been at home a long time. You know that, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do. I was wondering if we could get your credit card number so we could like reimburse us for the, for the long distance fee.

[Alan Greenberg]

I only pay cash. I do not use credit cards. Just like I don't email. I don't even have to use a compute. Believe that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you? What's your age?

[Alan Greenberg]

I'll be 111 tomorrow. Do you believe. Oh, wait a minute. I have to mention I might be 110. I'm not sure.

[Michael Turley]

Told you he wouldn't tell us.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what is your age really?

[Alan Greenberg]

May 11th.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. So here's what we did. Here's what we did.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's a damn tourist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what we did earlier is during about two hours ago, we were just talking and we all wrote down what we thought your age is and.

[Alan Greenberg]

Who came closest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we don't know yet because you won't tell us the truth.

[Alan Greenberg]

But Turley, tell me what a guessing were, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley said. Turley said he's not ever going to tell us. 35, 56, 61 and 73.

[Alan Greenberg]

Between 61 and 73.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's JD. He won. Good job. But the reason.

[Alan Greenberg]

Did he go over? Did he go over? He didn't go over. Because price is right, if you go over, you lose.

[J.D. Ryan]

I said 73, so I guess I lost.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Alan, tell me about yourself. Tell me what? Why are you so emotion. Why are you so involved and engaged with us today?

[Alan Greenberg]

Because you're not gonna get excited if I tell you this?

[Rush Limbaugh]

No.

[Alan Greenberg]

I love you. I want to help you out just like you can Help me out, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What do you need me to do to help you out?

[Alan Greenberg]

You told me. You lied to me. You told me I could call you at 10 o' clock tonight. I don't know what number to call you on. You don't want to say it on the air publicly, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't.

[Alan Greenberg]

But what do you need people for? Laughing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're, you're a comic. You're a comedian. You're a comedian. That's cool.

[Alan Greenberg]

No, I cannot, I cannot be a stand up comedian. You know why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Because you can't stand up.

[Alan Greenberg]

That's a joke. Because I'm in a wheelchair. I can't stand up. Okay. You were fortunate. You were told you never could walk again. As a miracle happening, you walk now, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Alan Greenberg]

And you can walk and talk at the same time, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you in a home of some type?

[Alan Greenberg]

No, no, no. I've been in a home about 44 years already. I just got out yesterday. You don't believe it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. No. So here's what I want you to do. Alan. Do you have it? Can you, can you write. Can I give you an email address? And you can write this down. And I know you can't email, but you can get someone else to do it for you.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, let me, let me write this down, please. Hold on, please. Very important. Okay, give me about. Give me 20 seconds. I got a piece of paper. I have to, have to go in my living room and I have to pass my wife. Okay, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I talk to her? Can I talk to her? Can I talk to her real quick while you're doing that?

[Alan Greenberg]

For five seconds only? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Alan Greenberg]

Want to speak to you. Hawaii.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello?

[Alan Greenberg]

She doesn't exist here, give me, give me the email address, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I want to talk. I really want to talk to your wife. I'd like to say hi to her.

[Alan Greenberg]

You promise that's all you're going to say for one second?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just, just let me talk to her. Just a minute.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay? One second, I said. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Hello?

[Rush Limbaugh]

He's trying to decide whether to fake a voice or act like he fell down or. Okay, because there's no. There's no woman there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Alan, are you still there? All right, come on. Well, Alan, I gotta hang up on you. It's been fun today. Don't call back today. We've had enough. It's been fun though.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've had enough of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek. Can you block it? All right? Or just when he, when he calls back, just kick him off. I just don't want to pay for this phone call anymore.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Can I tell you something? I want to tell you something. Can I ask a question? Are you listening to me? Listen to me, listen to me. Listen to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do it right.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I mean, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who were the old comedians back in the day? That, that was their bit, Was it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, just Henny Youngman. Did you know the whole, that whole.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Right, right, right. Alan King was somewhat that way. Who's the really, really good one? We never hear the name anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Benny somebody. No.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Youngman was the one.

[John Clay Wolf]

James and Katie, you've got a WS6 convertible Ram Air O2 Trans Am. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Alan Greenberg]

It's super nice, man. It's my wife's car. She's, you know, she's cherished it for, you know, you know, 16, 17 years. So she bought a.

[John Clay Wolf]

She bought it.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Um.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter. Let's talk about your car. Okay, cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

An O2. I had this exact car two weeks ago. And what color is yours?

[Alan Greenberg]

Black on black. Everything's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mine had 100, 126, 000 mile or 100, 120s on the miles. Same thing. It was nice. Top was new. We sold it at the auction for 4, 700.

[Alan Greenberg]

Really? Wow. Wow, man. She's really trying to get at least like nine for the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

If that car had 60, 000 miles. Yes. And those Ram airs bring a lot of money, don't get me wrong. But they've got to have shorter miles, right? So. But you know what? I still, I want to make sure that that wasn't. What year did they start the WS6? Was it 98, 99? The Ram Air? Something like that. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Go to givemetheven dot com and load it up. Let me make sure it was the same year, but I still don't think it'll be nine. If that was a 99, I don't think it makes any difference, really. You know what are really good are these Mustangs. If anybody's got an old fox body Mustang in their garage that they've been sitting on, we're interested in it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What year is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. It's. It's 87 or 87 to 93, I.

[Michael Turley]

Think so right before then, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The best one I ever bought was off that little old lady. It had 15, 000 miles on a 93 cobra box body or 91. God, that car was gorgeous. It wound up selling it. Barrett Jackson. I sold it to God. He sold it at Barrett jackson. And he said he, he sold it for the same price that I gave.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he lost money. I made 1500 and he sold it at Barrett for the same price that we paid the customer. So he lost 1500 there, plus his shipping, plus a 10% or 15% seller fee out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Plus the $500 primetime number. So he lost about 6,000, 5,000. So the moral of the story is we paid the right money, apparently. Right on. Just right ass on nick. An 07 Burb 3 quarter ton with 163 lifted average. Rough or clean.

[Alan Greenberg]

It's a little bit better than average.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are hurting me. They're slowing me down. But the three quarter ton, I like the lifted. I like how many miles are on the tires. Because those big, the heavy lug tires wear out quick.

[Alan Greenberg]

The tile tires, to be honest with you, these, these are coopers. And they've been hanging in there a while. I'm gonna say 18, maybe 20,000 miles. And they still got probably half tread on them. I mean, they're good. And the thing is the wheels on them are chrome and they're 20 by 10. So it's with real current trends right now. And I mean, it's a good looking truck. It's full leather. Does 8,000 wood inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's 163,000. Mile zero seven.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, but it's. They don't have a lot of these on the road. It's a 6.0. It's a three quarter ton, eight lug. I mean, these guys are building, putting duramaxes in them and throwing them for 60 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so do you think yours.

[Alan Greenberg]

I mean, I just know what potential.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I sell.

[Alan Greenberg]

I think I could probably get at least 14, 15. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sell them. I mean, just like that, that last guy, I sold his car for $4,700. He wants nine. I mean, this car is going to bring $9,000 in my auction line. That's what it's gonna sell for. That's what a dealer will pay. And they're gonna offer it online for 12. And they're gonna try to sell it and they'll take their, you know, they'll spend a thousand dollars recon in it. I'll give 8. I might give 85. I may give 9 if it's real pretty. But I mean, these numbers you're talking are just, you know, stoney and crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't help.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not a magician. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had Randy the chipmunk a few minutes ago, But I have a story here about a school bus driver in South Carolina who swerved to avoid hitting two squirrels. Now, Randy has told us sometimes squirrels like to play in a road to do this. And instead of crashing, instead, of course, crashed into a house. He hit a tree. This busted, everyone is okay, including the six students on board. But the neighbor had kind of an interesting rendition of the crash.

[John Clay Wolf]

I looked out my front door.

[Alan Greenberg]

There is a bus that had crashed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Into the house across the street. It was a. It was a howl and cry, like.

[Rush Limbaugh]

In pain or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I couldn't figure out what was going on. It sounded like metal scraping on wood also.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And a loud bang, loud crash.

[Alan Greenberg]

The driver told the officers that two squirrels had run out in front of her and she had swerved to avoid hitting squirrels. Unfortunately, she overcorrected and lost control of us. She was cited for failure to exercise due care.

[Rush Limbaugh]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that the actual squirrel noise, Randy? Is that really what a squirrel sounds like when he gets run over?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's what it sounds like when you rub a car on a tree. Like, you hear that metal on wood sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the squirrels get some kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thrill out of making people swerve?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do they really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes, they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just thought it was just always an accident. No, they do it on purpose.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They're crazy. Like the TV commercial in springtime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, this is.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Squirrels grow very quickly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, I mean, you can. You can have a bunch of squirrels. Okay. Or a litter, as we say. A litter in my world.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Litter of squirrels. And in like a month. They're grown up that quick? Yeah, they're big boys and girls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did not know that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Ready to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's just part of the squirrel nature.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they just think it's funny to run out in front of cars.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But in between that. Yeah, the first, like about three weeks old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They go nuts. They go nuts.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It always happens to be the first of April.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's running all around the place now, to their credit, and they are nuts. And they do cause lots of accidents, but there's really nothing you can do for school bus drivers. You know, regular motorists, they like to be pretty careful. They care about their vehicles. They don't want to mess up their vehicles just because of aminals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You pizza delivery drivers. Always in a hurry. Always in a hurry. Make that tip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make that tip, right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Deliver that, you know, delivery driver, a UPS and the FedEx man, they're always gonna hurt. Do not screw around with the UPS or the FedEx man.

[J.D. Ryan]

They'll run you over.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They will kill you. They will kill you dead in the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Road in no time.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

For you, you'd be like Jesse James. You ever see that picture of Jesse James on ice?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's laying his tongue out again. They will kill you. The only thing worse than the UPS or FedEx driver.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

School bus driver. I don't know why. I assume it's a pretty hard job.

[J.D. Ryan]

To get, I would imagine. You gotta be safe and you take care of those kids.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. More deaths in suburban neighborhoods to squirrels are caused by school bus drivers.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you guys don't do that. You chipmunks don't do that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Most of them not on the bus.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's dangerous to get up in there with them kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't ever do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, can you take us to break? Yeah, I'd love. That would be fun.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, everybody, let's go to break with me, Randy Chipmunk. And we're gonna see more John Clay will show after this job.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com with some entertainment news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Later this year, the creators of Game of Thrones are going to start shooting.

[Show Announcer]

Some new Star wars films column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very exciting for fans who love, love the Star wars movies. But I always thought they could use a little more incest.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you got. Are we back? Yeah. Cool. JJ 2010 Tundra with a buck 85. Four wheel drive leather, nine grand.

[Alan Greenberg]

Let's do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Jimmy Houston, 18F 350s at a dually.

[Alan Greenberg]

No single cat, single little bed, long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bed.

[Alan Greenberg]

No short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought all the 350s were. If they're singles or longs. Is that not the case? Is it 250 or 350?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, this one wasn't cut. It's a 350. Got a special order that was a short bed and then decided that he didn't want it before he bought it. So if they had it sitting on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The lot, is it like 50 grand? Is that right? I don't know.

[Alan Greenberg]

We got it now. No, I mean, I didn't know. So the other people were saying that if it was lifted, I mean, it was lifted. I bought it from the dealership. Lifted everything you know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted now?

[Alan Greenberg]

Oh yeah, yeah, most definitely. It's. It's on 30. It's on 37s on 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this, do me a favor. Take a picture on the side shot. Show me some side boob over and shoot it into givemetheven.com and let me rebid it. I. It's converted so I need to bid it correctly and the computer won't do that. I need to see pictures. But shoot it in there. I want to buy it. I love lifted trucks. Love lifted trucks.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim Beaumont, Good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

12F250 diesel Lariat 56,000 miles. Four wheel drive, crew cab, leather roof, navigation. What color?

[Alan Greenberg]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a nice one.

[Alan Greenberg]

And it is. It just. It's got a gooseneck. But not a fifth wheel but just a gooseneck hook up in the back. I pull count right from my ran kids showing stairs, you know, like. But it's a great trader hauling truck and just obviously run around whatever does 33000 buy it. That gets close.

[John Clay Wolf]

It should be real close. I think it should be real close. Go to givemetheven.com and let's take a look.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Hook me up.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks David. 10 Dooley Laramie 4 wheel drive Cummins with 200 on it it or 190 on it. Crew cab, leather navigation. So we got a 2010 Dodge Cummins dually 4 wheel drive with 190. Is it a Larry Laramie or is it a. What's that other one called? Oh hell, I forgot.

[Alan Greenberg]

It's not a Longhorn, it's just a Laramie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and is it a Mega cab or a Crew cab?

[Alan Greenberg]

It's a crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are the tires?

[Alan Greenberg]

80%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's good. But it's got 190 on it. What's a 10 with 190 on it worth? Is it worth 16,000?

[Alan Greenberg]

Front end's been rebuilt, all new brakes on it. It's got a grill guard on it and I don't know, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's premium 15, 16 thousands where it's hitting me. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. See is it. Does it have any blow by?

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No smoke out the exhaust? No. No. No mechanical issues?

[Alan Greenberg]

No, nothing. Every, every month I take it into to my mechanics back at the Dodge dealership and they just go through it. Anything it needs it gets perfect. Since I, since I bought it new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get it bought. Thanks.

[Alan Greenberg]

Every 3,000 miles. Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. 800800 radio.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What are we?

[Alan Greenberg]

Are we four for four?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly in Houston, a 10 SS Camaro with 141 leather roof. How nice is it? I mean, obviously it has high miles, so the condition's really going to be the swing factor here.

[Alan Greenberg]

It's pretty. I'd say between average and clean. I mean, I take care of it. Garage kept what color? Yeah, Borla exhaust, It's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a 10 SS with 140 worth? Is it worth 7, 500? Is that right?

[Rush Limbaugh]

That's.

[Alan Greenberg]

That sounds about right. It's pretty close. I mean I got some of course upgrades to it, but well, remember, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still got to spread this thing. I mean if I don't spread it at 500 bucks, then I'm, I'm. I'm playing with my putt nuts because I've got to come pick it up. I got to detail, I got to remarket it. I got to pay, you know, So I think, I think the bring money is 8. I'm hitting you at 7, 500. And when I say bring money, I mean my bring money to, to my network around. Yeah, so. So put me down for 7, 500 if it's a real rig and go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it. Might as well take your pee pee and slam it in a door jam. No, no, no, you don't want to do that. The weird statement by you, funny as that would be, so everyone needs to understand. Turley plays these clips of me from where I've said things in other contexts and he writes them back on me and it makes it sound like I just said it. And I did not just say, tell that guy. I did not just say you need to slam it in a door.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounded to me like you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, I did say it at one point, but it wasn't to that infella.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Okay, that sounds like a line from the. That rock opera Tommy to me during your Roger Daughtery phase.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a side.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you need one of those, John, what all drops do you have?

[Michael Turley]

There's a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let me hear a few more. Appease me, please. I'm a little bit high. I'm a ram.

[Rush Limbaugh]

My favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's one of my favorites. It's like, go ahead, I'm queer.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, just the loud statement. Your song, your songs are what it's really. I think it just Takes the cake here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gabe in Arkansas. Good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. So you've got a black Mopar 10 with a blue stripe.

[Alan Greenberg]

That's absolutely correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 2010 challenger Mopar 10 edition. 31,000 miles leather roof. Nav. How are the tires?

[Alan Greenberg]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had 10 of these. First one I bought was off of Jamie. Let's see here. Nipples are very attractive. I want to see what average MMR is on a regular one real quick. See what the market is. I haven't had one in a year. So we got a Challenger V8 and it is a. I'm gonna hit as an RT and then I'll add for the Mopar 10. Just. Just to explain to the listeners, what is the Mopar 10 package?

[Alan Greenberg]

Package was the first year that Chrysler did the.

[DJ Pre K]

Let me tell you what Melbourne Post.

[Alan Greenberg]

Is packing right here.

[DJ Pre K]

I've got four left.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really want to hear it. I want to hear it. Go ahead. What? What? What?

[DJ Pre K]

What is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? What do you know?

[Alan Greenberg]

I will say that. What was that the first. The first year they did the. What do they call it? The Mopar package sports car or whatever for the. Yep. Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna go down on the record. The gate from Arkansas does not know.

[Alan Greenberg]

Had the full track suspension, all the badging everything and it come with it. Still have the original gift box car cover. All that that was included with the car when it was originally delivered.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will give $15,000, but I want six chickens with it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Alan Greenberg]

Understood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So go get him off of Pilgrim's Pride. One of those chicken farmers. Throw them in the trunk, bring it over here and I'll give you a check for 15. I'll give you a check for 15. 1100 for the chickens.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I thought he would laugh at that. Man. This is a serious cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

He understood. He knew I was serious. Thomas in Houston. 08 infinity M35 with 107 leather roof. Nav average rough or clean?

[Alan Greenberg]

It's going to be kind of rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, no.

[Alan Greenberg]

Those average.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what was it a flood car?

[Alan Greenberg]

No, it was not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I mean I'm just like. Let's cut to the chase. You know. If this was floating down I45. This was floating down I45 a year and a half ago. We need to go ahead and disclose that at this point.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Are there oars in the truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's got some orange life vest in the back seat. Okay. M35 is a weird car. You know, it was kind of an understated car. A lot of People don't know what the hell it is. It's an ugly car, but the people that like them, like them. It's a mid size sedan. If it was a BMW, be a 5 series. If it was a Lexus, it would be a GS that in betweener. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be 4,000 with 170.

[Alan Greenberg]

Oh, let's buy it then. Hey, it needs new brakes, though. I'm telling you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll go put brakes on it.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give metheven.com load it up. Oh, we're just buying cars like candy bars, Michael in Houston, a 95 Corvette convertible with 90,000 miles. So 95 and then 96 and then the C4 started or C5 started in 97. So this is the same car from 91. It really hasn't gotten it never hooked up in popularity. In 96 they had the grand sport with the two stripes on the fender. That car's worth something. But this car's worth. This car's worth. This car's worth. This car's worth 4,000. 5,000. 4,000. So, so, so, so, so, so, so you there, Mike? Four to five grand. Go to givemethevin.com load it up. Lance in Baton Rouge, no. 7Z71 with 220,000 miles, lifted 20s, four wheel drive, average, rough or clean. And don't tell me, I mean, so think. We're in Dallas. You're in Louisiana. We're gonna bring it to Dallas. And I understand that A high mileage Z71 in Louisiana is your version of clean, and our version of clean are different.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, no, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Alan Greenberg]

It's definitely clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, does it have a Louisiana package? Because if it's really from Louisiana, it will have bald tires, a whiskey dent somewhere on the sheet metal, and a beer cans in the back and a busted whiskey.

[Alan Greenberg]

It doesn't fit that description.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think five grand's all of it and I need to see it if I'm going to give five grand. So if you want to. If you'll take five grand, go to givemetabin.com and let's see. Pick pictures.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes. All right, man. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Walter and Amarillo, good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Is the station screwing up? It's coming in and out. You said it.

[Alan Greenberg]

It's in and out. And last week, last weekend, you didn't come in at all. And it just happens all the time. You can't ever hear crap on down here. In Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to give you guys phone number to call. Do you have a. Do you.

[Alan Greenberg]

What it does. Yeah. What it does is, like, whenever you. You start talking to somebody, it'll cut out, and then about five seconds later, it'll start that over again, just back and forth like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's bad. So it's unlistenable. Do you have a pen handy, by any chance?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, it's unlit. I'm. I'm hearing. I'm hearing more on hold, listening to you on hold than I did on. On the. On air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a pen handy? I can give you a phone number and call this guy and wake him up. Make him fix it.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8006-667478-91806, 674-7891. I'm not gonna say his name because I don't want to blow him up, but if you'll just give him a buzz and say, hey, man, I listed your stations. Well, just tell them what you just told me and tell them to fix it. Tell him I said fix.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay. I think your show's great. It's hilarious. And I've tried to listen to it all the time, but it's hard to listen to with cutting in and out like it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

The number I just gave you is the cell number of the guy that runs the whole. The. The. He's got five radio stations up there he's in charge of, and he will fix it.

[Alan Greenberg]

Okay, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Michael Turley]

So he's getting a random call.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he needs to fix.

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Right, right. Right. Now. No, no names. No names now. But are you talking an engineering guy, John, or market guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Market guy.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's gonna be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I like the guy.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Of course, I'll call the other guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, You.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You deal with him, and I'll deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the other guy.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I do PDS and engineers.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy and that guy. No, this guy is. This guy runs all of our commercial. Yeah, Yeah. I mean, we're on a lot of their networks, and it needs to work.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah, he tried to hire me back, like, in 94.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you fail the drug test? No.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I just couldn't get out of Wichita Falls, man. Having a good time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about Wichita Falls.

[Rush Limbaugh]

How is that? Well, turn on Broad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Left on Main. Yeah, look for that girl that sells cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, here we go.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Now that's Jackson Brown song. I'm just screwing around. Come on, man. Wichita Falls. Awesome. You can. You can strike sparks Anywhere. Good Christian folk. Yeah, Clean girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about those Church of Christers?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're awesome people.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Hey, once you've given your life to the Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Scot free.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I've heard from CoC people is that if you are not CoC. Church of Christ.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They believe that you are going to hell.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Right. But they will let you date your daughters.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, let's get Satan in here and see if it's correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

While we don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Satan.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that true about Church of Christ? If you're not in their church, then everybody is hellbound and damned. If you're not in the Church of.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Christ, damn, you're good at what you do, man. That's. I mean, that's your walk in the line with that. That's a. That's a tough. That's a tough basket to pick. Yeah, they're good people. Great people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody's saying bad. I just wonder if that's a true fact. That's a hell of a statement. Statement.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Have you ever been to the service?

[John Clay Wolf]

No pun.

[Rush Limbaugh]

It's just a little unnerving. I mean, when I go to church, and I mean a Christian church.

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You know, I like. I like the music. I like the instruments. You know, either just a piano and an organ or you can have a whole rock band. No instruments, in church of Christ. It's crazy. It's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's not crazy. That's just different. I mean, everybody has their own. I'm Episcopal and I've never seen a rock band whip out. Out in front of the reverend.

[Rush Limbaugh]

The way Woody Allen met his current wife is different. Okay. I mean, man, but you get in there, it's just solid. It's just solid. It's too serious. I know it's church, but it's too serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

But why? Why the statement that if you're not in our sect of this Christianity deal that you're going to hell? Is that really accurate? I have trouble believing that. They really believe that.

[Rush Limbaugh]

No, hell's not a penalty. It's more like a timeout.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jehovah's. Well, we believe 144,000 are going to heaven. And everybody else, I guess they're going to hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, that's their thing.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I'm telling you where that came from.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did that come from?

[Rush Limbaugh]

And it's the same as the music thing. Oh, we're gonna have no instruments. That's what happens. You think everybody else is going to hell when you've had your own damn way for too long.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, that's the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to cover this, this and some more political concerns and talk about Roe versus Wade when we get back after this. Commercial break.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Less Cars, More Bulls. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

The only two things in life that.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Make it worth living is guitars. Tune, good and firm feeling women I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T need my name in the marquee.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Light I got my song and I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got you with me tonight maybe it's time we got back to the basics of love.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Let's go to Luke and B.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to play this for those damn Yankees whenever we get across between from D.C. to Boston and all those cities in between. Teach them some.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've been.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never been. It's very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool little town Papa.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he was on to something. I mean, the only things. The only two things in life that make it worth living are guitars and tune, Good and firm feeling women.

[Rush Limbaugh]

But you know, he didn't say anything at all about mama.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Or whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. We're getting drunk, going to jail, or how hot Jesse Coulter was back in the 60s. Have you ever seen those videos?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're getting drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did good there. I didn't. I've not listened to Shooter Jennings much, have you?

[Rush Limbaugh]

He's outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's Jesse Coulter's kid, right?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lynn in Oklahoma City. Good morning.

[Alan Greenberg]

Good morning. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Were you offended that we played a Waylon Jennings song on your rock station?

[Alan Greenberg]

No, I was raised on country and rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got both kinds here, country and western.

[Alan Greenberg]

All right, well, you got four kinds there. You got country and western and rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

07 Hyundai Veracruz. Is it a Gls or a limited Gls? Okay. Average, rough or clean?

[Alan Greenberg]

Between average and clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what they need to do on these dating sites. Just have three boxes, average, rough or clean. Really save a lot of heartache and a lot of trouble. And a lot of dinners that get bought that didn't need to get purchased.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the date dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemethedate.com sell us your car.

[J.D. Ryan]

So easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can get whatever underwear. All right, we're on to something. We've got 105, 000 miles on the Vera cruise. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a three grand player. Player.

[Alan Greenberg]

Sold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sold. Go to givemetheven.com get it. If it's a whopped up Wore out. Pos Is it? It's not. It's. Okay, good. We'll. We'll get it. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So Dennis Quaid is playing at Billy Bob's today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dennis Quaid and the Sharks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to this music that Dennis.

[Michael Turley]

You want to pull the curtain back because we're supposed to have him on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so, so Bob o said, hey, do you want Dennis Quaid on the radio? I'm like, sure. And he was supposed to. He's so big now in his music career that he couldn't call in this morning. He stood us up. So to get him back, we're going to play his terrible music on the radio. It's like the worst stuff you've ever heard. Listen to this crap.

[Alan Greenberg]

I keep a cold.

[DJ Pre K]

Just watch.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I mean, sounds good to me. I keep my eyes wide open all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not that bad. I thought y' all said it was terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is pretty bad.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Sound just like on the T. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T think it's terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was on the Today show. Just. That clip is particularly bad. But you have to go to the CBS website to get it.

[Rush Limbaugh]

This is so funny.

[Michael Turley]

Cover tunes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's so funny, Bob?

[Rush Limbaugh]

It's so funny because his, his road manager and his publicist just began blowing up my phone. The last, just the last 60 seconds. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just tell them to call in now, right now. Tell them we've got 40 minutes left.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Is there anyone later today that would work right now?

[Michael Turley]

No, like this second.

[John Clay Wolf]

This, this damn minute. He can get his ass on a phone. If he's too good to pick up an effing phone, he could kiss my ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

They just checked enemy mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they're listening to the stream, we think now when you get on the air with us, we're going to be nice and be two faced.

[Rush Limbaugh]

His road guy says, and this is 11:50am okay. Two minutes ago. He took off in a private jet after the show last night with a bunch of his family. I'll keep trying to reach him. Okay, hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop. Bob, stop. Prop. I'm a pilot, right? I've flown jets and props and all the in betweeners. He was in Austin yesterday, right?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he took off with his family in a private jet. But he's playing Fort Worth tonight, Right. You know how long it'd take to get here in a private jet? 17 minutes. I want you to write back here. Let's. Let's get the guy on the phone. What's his number. I'm gonna call him now.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Don't forget.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I'll be nice.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Don't forget.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I already know.

[Rush Limbaugh]

This publicity firm has a lot of actors.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna be nice.

[Rush Limbaugh]

That we'd like to talk to on this program.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna be nice. Are you not here?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gonna be nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do I dial this thing? What's his number? You come over and dial it in.

[Rush Limbaugh]

All right. Okay, okay, okay.

[Michael Turley]

Don't give it over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't give it.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, here you go. Here's the public.

[John Clay Wolf]

Write it down.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Here's the publicist. Okay. Because the road manager is really nice and he came out. Okay, publicist 213.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you don't get under there.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, oh, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right over here.

[Michael Turley]

We're on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll show you ladies, but I think.

[Michael Turley]

The road managers who you want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call, because the road managers who. We need. Bob, we don't need a publicist. I don't want to talk to a public. Someone talk to road manager. Is that the road manager? The road. No, I don't want the publicist in an office in la. I want the road manager that's on the ground with him.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's the. He's the guy that said that the flight was gonna, you know, and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if they took off when we started talking about this, they've already landed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they two cocktails and landed.

[Michael Turley]

You want to reset what we're talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

About here, y', all, you do it. Why? Why dial? Y' all cover me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, basically, Dennis Quaid is playing Billy Bob's, and they're pushing the show. They had a little private video. Billy Bob's put this up this week of him at home down in Austin laying on the floor with his dog, going, hey, y', all, come out. See me, Billy Bob. So you know, me and my dog, we're all gonna be there. It was just one of those cute little lay on the floor videos. So they're promoting this show. They're wanting more people to show up.

[Rush Limbaugh]

It ain't sold out, folks, and I'm a fan. We're all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm calling him right now. How do I get on you there?

[J.D. Ryan]

I love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello?

[Alan Greenberg]

Who's this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, this is John Wolf. I'm with the John Clay Wolf Show. We're on the air. Is this the road manager for Dennis?

[Alan Greenberg]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been. I came up here yesterday to tape with y' all and. And we've been. Or is he Coming on the show today?

[Alan Greenberg]

Well, no, I'm not the road manager. I'm the guitar player. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're one of the Sharks.

[Alan Greenberg]

Well, last night. Yes, that's right. Jamie James. The last. Last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dennis.

[Alan Greenberg]

Dennis. Well, he, you know, he's from Houston and we played in Houston last night in the Woodlands and he took off in a private jet with a lot of his family after the show. I don't know if he went back to Austin to see his mother today again. You know, she's in a nursing home down there or so. I don't know even. Even know where he is right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's missing. Do we need to. We're on the air. Should I put a lookout for him? He's a funny looking guy from Mars. Like the enemy mind character.

[Alan Greenberg]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Alan Greenberg]

But yeah, we'll put an ATB out. We'll put an APB out for him, that's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of private jet do you know?

[Alan Greenberg]

You know, I don't. I don't keep track of those things, but it was fast and it could expensive.

[Rush Limbaugh]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've got another question. I mean, if you're the lead guitar player of the Sharks, why are you not on the private jet? I mean, if you're Mick Mars or MLE crew. This is wrong. Does he think he's so cool? He shouldn't have you on there with him? See, he takes the plane and you all take the bus. Is that how this works? Yeah.

[Alan Greenberg]

Wait a minute. You know what? You're right. I'm gonna. I'm gonna address that today, all right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Get this straightened up. He's starting to treat you like. He's treating me like a. And neither one of us are his. You're the goddamn lead guitar player of the Sharks and I, the goddamn radio personality on the air. And Dennis Quaid is flying around like he's something. He needs to get his ass over here, you know?

[Alan Greenberg]

You know what, man? I'm glad I didn't even think about that. How dumb am I? I'm so glad you brought that up. No more of this on rubber pieces of road. I'm going to trust you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I'll talk to you later.

[Michael Turley]

He's done now. He may not show up at that gig tonight at Billy Bob. Wow, you got them all riled up. He's like, I'm done with this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw Dennis Quaid. Screw these outfits, man. These are gay. I'm not wearing a shark head on Jimmy Buffett. It's not fins to the left.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just a meltdown.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. If you're not listening on the stream, you missed quite a bit of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I missed all the fun. It'll be on the podcast later. Oh, that's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobby's. Think the publicist will get mad or I'll think it's funny.

[Rush Limbaugh]

No, they don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he'll. He'll totally think it's funny.

[Rush Limbaugh]

The guy you were talking to, I thought was a roadmade. But anyway, you're really drilled in tight. He's kind of, you know. That's the guy I've been talking to for six weeks. He got me set up with a publicity firm.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of good player and the drummer. I play both tracks.

[Rush Limbaugh]

That's. You know. I don't know what to say, guys. I. I gave my every best on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all fine.

[Alan Greenberg]

We had.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had more fun with that guitar player than I would have had with Dennis.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. That was funny.

[Rush Limbaugh]

If you're a friend of the show, don't. Don't go see that tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go see him. We love Billy Bob's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honey just walked in Danish. Honey, Honey, do you want to go see Dennis Quaid and the Sharks at Billy Bob tonight? She said, no, I'm good. Yeah, I'm good. Do you know who Dennis Quaid and the Sharks are?

[Michael Turley]

She said, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever heard of the movie star Dennis Quaid? He's in a private jet flying around Texas seeing girls like his mother and leaving his. His band members around to ride in taxi.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think she can handle any more VIP treatment after those great baseball tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baseball tickets, babe. Man, I'm getting spoiled. Yeah, just getting spoiled. All right, everybody, we've enjoyed this. Thank you for riding along. And that weird dude from Maryland, D.C. wherever, that was on hold for four and a half hours. God bless your soul. And we will see you next Saturday morning out.