#195 John Clay Wolfe Show 04.20.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #195 – 04.20.19

Date: February 16, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts & Regulars: Bobbo, J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, Bobby Brown, DJ Pre K
Featured Characters: Rush Limbo (impersonation), Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk, Satan, and others
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com
Theme: An irreverent ride through cars, sports, rock & roll, wild listener stories, and daily life, with heavy doses of humor and car-buying expertise.

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Overview

This episode, broadcast on Easter weekend and 4/20, blends the show’s classic mix of automotive expertise, wild storytelling, and edgy comedy. The crew dives into car deals, dealer gripes, personal stories about arrests and encounters with the law, workplace drama, pop culture, and some sharp commentary on televangelists and consumer scams. The show is framed by wave after wave of listener calls, hilarious banter, group confessions, and raucous digressions.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Show Opening: Satire & Introductions (00:00–03:20)

• Bobbo kicks off with a satirical “Save the Easter Eggs” wildlife plea, poking fun at charity infomercials.
• Transition to the crew in studio, riffing about Bobbo’s daily routines, laundry mishaps, and single-guy meal habits: “Three dry cycles. And these jeans… they won’t fit up over my tummy. I think I shrunk them. Or I shouldn’t have had that three-topping medium pizza last night.” (Bobbo, 02:30)

2. Alcohol Habits & Hosting Skills (03:33–05:00)

• John Clay Wolfe jokes about being a better host hungover:

  “There’s definitely been enough studies to verify I’m a better talk show host with hungover alcohol in my system.” (John, 03:58)

• Panel debates the different effects of gin, whiskey, vodka.

3. On-Air Car Buying: The VIN Deal Game (06:05–10:10)

• Caller Dustin attempts to sell his 2011 Chevy Silverado, launching a fast-paced, transparent negotiation that exemplifies the show’s real-time car-buying prowess.

  “I’d rather send you a check for sixteen thousand and be done. Put the old gal to bed.” (John, 07:52)

• Listeners instructed to submit CarMax offers or license plate info to GiveMeTheVIN.com for quick bids.

4. Discussion: 4/20 and Party Culture (10:15–12:12)

• With 4/20 as a backdrop, DJ Pre K enters late, joking about rolling blunts:

  “You got to roll it at home, man. That’s dangerous, man. You can smoke and drive, but don’t roll and drive.” (DJ Pre K, 10:49)

• Crew riffs on pizza, weed, and the logistics of cross-country car trips.

5. News Bites & Humorous Stories (14:16–18:20)

• Diamond Smuggling Story: A New Mexico thief arrested with 44 diamonds “in a baggie in his behind.”

  “Bottom line, that’s a lot of booty.” (JD, 15:05)

• Crew launches into a cascade of butt and smuggling jokes:

  “Did he have to dip them in grease before he did that?” (John, 15:47)

6. Odometer Fraud & Car Valuation Insider Tips (17:40–21:07)

• John explains “cut miles” and odometer “exempt” status, illustrating how odometer tampering kills resale value:

  “If your car is true miles unknown, it knocks at least a third, sometimes half the value off of it.” (John, 18:50)

• Pro tip: Any car older than 10 years is “exempt,” but odometer tampering still affects the market.

7. Personal Confessions: Arrest Records (23:12–33:30)

• Crew shares (often hilarious) stories of arrest and brushes with the law.
  • J.D. Ryan: “One time, public intoxication. 37 or 38.” (24:19)
  • Bobbo: “Brought into the system five times. Usually for a very short period. What happens is, I forget to pay some traffic violation and I get stopped going fishing somewhere.” (25:36)
  • DJ Pre K: “I’ve been taken in four times. Number one was theft under 50... DUI underage as well... probation violation... a warrant for littering.” (30:45–32:59)
• Memorable moment: The team laughs about minor offenses and how warrants sometimes come from the most mundane infractions.

8. Listener Call-Ins: Selling Special Cars (36:14–44:09)

• Listeners call to price out specialty cars like a Dodge Hellcat Challenger and a classic Corvette.
• Memorable exchange:

  “You drove your Hellcat? Congratulations! You bought a car and used it.” (John, 36:25)

9. Workplace Drama: Car Lot Fender-Bender (55:09–65:21)

• Shannon, a team leader, accuses coworker Kyle of a hit-and-run in the company parking lot.
• Tension builds as witnesses are called and denials fly—resolved with tongue-in-cheek “whistleblower” bounties and classic workroom banter.

10. Satire & Sketch Comedy Segments (73:44–79:27)

• In-character bits lampooning televangelists and church wealth, featuring “Reverend Charles” (“@Preachersneakers” is a running gag).

  “You don’t need no new shoes. You don’t need no fancy car. If you work for Jesus.” (Bobbo as Rev. Charles, 74:27)

• Extended roast of mega-church pastors flying private jets, led by John.

11. Listener Calls: Real Car Assessment (80:35–88:34)

• Car valuations for various listeners—Mini Coopers, Chevy Spark, Mustangs, etc.
• Notable advice:

  “If anyone buys a car thinking it’s an investment, you need to apply for some of those government grants for the gifted and challenged.” (John, 42:27)

12. Celebrity Impressions: "Rush Limbo" Segment (89:33–93:10)

• Bobbo’s Rush Limbaugh impersonation riffs on Trump golfing, cheating at golf, and the Mueller report:

  “He puts all his self-abuse into that hair.” (Bobbo/Rush, 90:52)

13. White, Black, Latino, or Other: Crime Guessing Game (95:44–107:17)

• DJ Pre K narrates bizarre crime stories; the crew guesses the ethnicity of the perpetrators.
• Case of the Week:

  “Miss lady hit him right over the head with his own prosthetic leg… What do you think: white, black, Latino, or other?” (DJ Pre K, 97:13)

• After wild speculation, the reveal: “58-year-old Michelle Jackson, a black woman, was taken in on assault charges.” (DJ Pre K, 107:17)

14. Classic Car Market: Listener Insights (134:34–136:20)

• Local hot rod shop caller and John lament the delusional expectations of classic car sellers:

  “Whatever you think it’s worth, just cut it in half before we start talking about it.” (John, 135:19)

15. Evolution of GiveMeTheVIN & Radio Show (137:32–144:12)

• John recounts the show's humble beginnings in Wichita Falls, the setbacks of working with dealers, and the transition to building a direct-to-public car buying powerhouse.

  “We definitely pioneered the sight-unseen car purchase remote control… We’ve been doing it for 13 years.” (John, 141:09)

• Explains the hybrid human/computer system behind their lightning-fast car bid process.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “We’re so mature.” — Bobbo, after a string of butt jokes (17:41)
• “If you buy a car thinking it’s an investment… apply for some of those government grants for the gifted and challenged.” — John, on car depreciation (42:27)
• “If a man gets out of his car at a dealership and has on salmon colored pants… he’s gonna buy.” — John, on reading dealership customers (70:08)
• “We all have our magical thing that we do. Did you experience a moment of clarity?” — Bobbo (04:09)
• “Flexible with a good attitude.” — John’s customer service mantra (54:29, multiple times)
• Listener thanks:

  “You’re helping the consumer, man… now we kind of know what to look for.” (Listener Jeff in Austin, 149:26)

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Time-stamped Highlights

• Satirical Easter Egg Plea – [00:00]
• Car valuation negotiation (Chevy Silverado) – [06:00]
• 4/20 Blunt Talk – [10:25]
• Diamond Smuggler News Bit – [15:05]
• Arrest confession roundtable – [23:12]
• Parking lot hit-and-run drama – [55:09]
• Televangelist/Preacher Drag Segment – [73:44]
• White, Black, Latino, Other Crime Game – [95:44]
• Show origin story and CarMax insights – [137:32]
• Rush Limbaugh impersonation – [89:33]
• Classic car market brutal truths – [134:34]

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Summary

This episode captures the madcap, sharply observed signature of the John Clay Wolfe Show: listeners get bona fide car-buying advice, gory behind-the-scenes industry tales, and outrageous (often self-deprecating) humor. The central theme is unvarnished truth, whether about car deals, personal foibles, or “calling a spade a spade” in the wider world. Segments loop from pure information (real-world car valuations, odometer law advice) to wild wild stories, show lore, and running gags about staff, listeners, and celebrities. The team promotes a direct, digital-savvy approach to car sales, with a healthy skepticism toward both industry BS and societal con jobs—from classic car auctions to TV preachers.

Above all, the show is a communal experience: it’s as much about listeners and their stories as the personalities in the studio, with every call-in a chance for the next crazy twist.

End Note:
The podcast is "powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com" and actively encourages listeners to try the site—offering swift, honest car deals, or at minimum, a hundred bucks if they can't beat CarMax (provided you show the offer). The heady mix of car nerdiness, confessional storytelling, and no-holds-barred humor makes for a riotous, quintessential episode.

Transcript

[Bobbo]

Each year they're hunted to the brink of extinction, brutally captured and exploited for their natural beauty. Many are covered in toxic paint and kept caged in baskets without food, water or proper medical attention. Nearly all are cast aside and left to rot, never to return home. Without your help, these peaceful, harmless creatures will lose their epic struggle for survival. By sending a small donation, you can help put an end to the senseless hunting of Easter eggs. Take action now and help stop the nightmare. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf. Hey, good morning, everybody. It's nice to see you. How are you doing? It's Bobbo in the big chair. This is the John Clay Wolf show for a new Saturday morning. Nice to see you. Y' all say hi to my friend, J.D. rudd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bobble. How are you, sir?

[J.D. Ryan]

You look marvelous today. Have you been losing weight, tanning?

[Bobbo]

I may have.

[J.D. Ryan]

New girlfriend, What'd you find?

[Bobbo]

It's funny you bring that up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

We've got. Okay. I've got. I'm a ritualistic guy, kind of. And I try to do everything the same way every day. It's the only way I can stay straight. Okay. But I never lose my car keys. Never lose my wallet. No. Never. Any problem walking around 3:30? There's a certain washer that I like in the laundromat where I live. Okay. And I live in an apartment here in town.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Lately it doesn't drain right. Or something. There's no final rinse spin. And my stuff comes out. I mean, sopping, sopping, sopping. So I. I took them out yesterday afternoon. Just stuck them in the dryer anyway because I don't know what to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're sopping.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no clothesline.

[Bobbo]

You know, this isn't deepest, darkest, you know, hillbilly country where I come from. You can do that, Right. There's always a barbed wire fence. You can hang your wet clothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at this picture of you putting up. Go ahead.

[Bobbo]

Three dry cycles. Three dry cycles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And these jeans that I have on now that you see, they're looking little baggy. That's because they won't fit up over my tummy. I think I shrunk them. I think I shrunk them. Either I shrunk them or I shouldn't have had that three Topping medium pizza last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna go with option two personally.

[Bobbo]

God.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Loving my neighborhood Pizza Hut. There's a shout out to you guys because no one out pizzas the Hut.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you getting free stuff again?

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

No, I think he is.

[Bobbo]

I'm angling towards it. They're so delicious. They're so good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then dripping with cheese.

[Bobbo]

Nutritious. And that's important for a single guy because I don't have an old lady to make me drink smoothies like you guys do.

[Michael Turley]

They don't make you smoothies are full.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of sugar just like you're full of.

[Bobbo]

Where is your old lady, by the way, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry I'm late. I got hung up in the elevator. It stopped again.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I made it. But I thought I was gonna have to call it in from the old cell phone. It's weird when that happens.

[Bobbo]

I think we're capable of that now, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. My name's John and I'm an alcoholic. Morning, Johnny. I'm actually not. I didn't drink last night. That's why I'm not gonna be any fun today.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have some right here in the bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have the bar? Well, I just. I do. We've been doing this show for 13. Or it'll be 14 years this June. No, 13 years this June in the.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the first sober morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, but there's definitely been enough studies to verify that I'm better talk show host with hungover alcohol in my system.

[Bobbo]

Well, sure. We all have. You know, that. That magical thing that we do. Did you experience a moment of clarity?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. This. I've known this for quite a while.

[Bobbo]

Good, because when you get that, that's bad. That's bad. Yeah, you get that moment of clarity, next thing you're just a goody goody manby pamby T. Total and. Well, you know. Don't say hi to my friend jd.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew it was coming back around to me.

[Bobbo]

I just.

[J.D. Ryan]

For 10 years, for those of us on the other side.

[Bobbo]

Oh, roadhog's just funny now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. Do you believe that gin makes. You mean bobo gin?

[Bobbo]

No. No, I. I don't. I don't. I don't consume enough gin to have tested properly. I'd be happy to do that for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did. Yeah, it does.

[Bobbo]

I think. I think whiskey. I think whiskey makes me get a little weird.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, see, gin doesn't for me. Vodka.

[Bobbo]

What guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was reading about gin because I ordered a gin and. And this few earlier in the week and this friend of mine was giving me a hard time saying that that's an African American pleasure. And I was like, dude, you're just a dumbass. He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist that. I mean, I said, just because you listen to one Snoop Dogg song in 1998. I mean, yes, Gin and juice. He did chant about it. Yeah, but. Yeah, exactly. But we went on for a while, and gin is just. It's vodka with a different twit with a different berry.

[Bobbo]

It is a weird concoction. Elderberries, right?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They used to have gin shacks or gin shops. And in Europe, it's. It's got its own little life, but is there. It does make me a little more irritable. I've mo. If I go back over the years and look at the fisticuffs I've been.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the police reports.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the police reports. Jen typically is involved. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Hi, this is Dustin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Dustin.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey. I got a 2011 Chevy Silverado, okay. With about 53,000 miles. 54, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

53. Is it a crew cab?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel driver? Two.

[Caller/Guest]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Leather.

[Caller/Guest]

Cloth leather.

[Sean Buyer]

No roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, let me get a swiggage in so I get my brain working.

[Michael Turley]

I know he's gonna get mean here on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do that. Is it average, rough or clean? And don't be a lion, punk. Dustin.

[Caller/Guest]

I'd say average on this one. It's 2011, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

50?

[John Clay Wolf]

A little over.

[Caller/Guest]

A little under. Excuse me? A little under 54.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good, Miles. I hope so. It's leather. Where are you calling in from?

[Caller/Guest]

Baltimore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Any rest?

[Caller/Guest]

I hear you ask that every week. I say no, but, you know, you got me worried.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm just gonna assume it doesn't. And anyway, 2011 does. 15 grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

You're close. You're absolutely close. I got a carmax offer for just a hair bit more than that, but you are close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's why, you know, and. And we do it quick. You had to go over there and.

[Caller/Guest]

Exactly. No, you're close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like you had to drive over there, jerk off for three hours.

[Caller/Guest]

You're. You're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Glowed. Yeah, well, what's. What. What's your CarMax offer?

[Caller/Guest]

15. 5. So like I said, you're close, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, just, I mean. Yeah, you know, we advertise. If we don't beat your carmax off, we'll send you a check for $100. I would rather not send you a check.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't like those guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I would rather not send you a check for 500. I'd rather send you check for 16,000. Be done. But put the old gal to bed.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, absolutely. I send it in. Or where do I. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to? Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com and take a picture of the offer letter to. I don't really need pictures of the truck. I mean, I will, but. But if you send me a picture of the offer letter that. That I. I just. Anybody out screwing around today and going to Carmax kit, just send them in a picture of the offer letter. I can get enough information off that offer letter to tell you if I'm. If I'm good or not. But on that offer letter, it'll have the vin, it'll have the miles, it'll have the inspection, it'll have all this crap. I'll still need a picture of the odometer and all that, but, yeah, we'll get her done. Do you have a payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

Cool. Do you, sir? Clear time.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so we'll. We'll have a check printed and you're in. We have our offices in Manheim, Pennsylvania. So Monday morning we'll send our drivers down to your area to do their pickups and we can just come by there and pick it up. The lady will call and schedule the pickup time.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, wow. I didn't know it was that quick. That sounds fantastic. Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 808. 800-800-72234. 800800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

That's how you do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how you do it.

[Bobbo]

There's one on the day, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you don't have your VIN number, just put in your license plate number when you go to give me the VIN. Givemethelicenseplate.com was too long.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, way too long.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'd already done. Give me the vin and then we got the license plate. We created this license plate software.

[Michael Turley]

Did you hardy take that? Give me the license plate.com?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Okay, good.

[Michael Turley]

Because somebody else is like, let me get that domain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the plate into.

[Bobbo]

There's a bit of that that goes on in the industry. I guess you're all aware of that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that would take a lot of explaining. If you're like, give me the plate dot com. What does that mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a china plate license, like they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me a hit dot com.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, it is 4:20 today. That's right. That's why DJ Pre K was late. Yeah, explains everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he had to go get the boss man some Kofi.

[Bobbo]

If you need to get some dope money and sell your car today to Carana.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S pretty f. That's funny. Car, Car.

[Michael Turley]

Do they have like a dispensary machine that pops up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Machine that pops up, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And it's got all the different buds that are sitting there, so you can select them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's up, Prek?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man. Had to take a little bit of extra time to roll the blunt this morning. 4:20, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Did you really? You sound different.

[Bobbo]

Mama's out of town.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have a drug policy, so, I mean, you can tell me the truth.

[DJ Pre K]

Let's just say, you know, happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

420, baby. Did you roll one on the way in in your mom's car?

[DJ Pre K]

No. You got to roll it at home, man. That's dangerous, man. You can smoke and drive, but don't roll and drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does sound different, guys. He sounds completely different.

[Bobbo]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You lost your blackness in your. In your eye. You sound so white now.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, I just got that killer Cali Kush, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

He really. He sound like more like Clifford than Prek. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bob, are you going to protect today?

[Bobbo]

I am driving to Alabama today.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's close. That sounds close.

[Bobbo]

Taking the car out? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going to go see Nick Saban.

[Bobbo]

Gonna go out and see my girl Annie and hang around a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that's a long ass drive to have a girlfriend. Alabama, how many hours?

[Bobbo]

Probably nine. Maybe nine and a half. I mean, I. I was gonna. I was gonna fly out, but you know, I haven't really taken. Taken the Camaro on a long one since I've owned it. You know, I used to drive St. Louis, Denver. You know, I drove to Chumash, California once. But this car has never had like a long one. I really enjoy that. So, you know, that'll be cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect day for it. Pull top down. Smoke a fatty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smoke a fatty. C H M O K E. Smoke a fatty.

[Bobbo]

JD's always influencing me. Poorly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you leaving, like now? I mean, are you leaving like right after the show?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, as soon as soon as we get the podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is this the week that you're off?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does Rob know?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. So is he gonna run the board at the auctions?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we're. We're all perfectly lined up. I should be back by probably late night Wednesday you're doing a good job. And then I shall pound on show materials non stop for the 48 hours leading up to next week's show.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the scoreboard that you run the. On our. In our auction day, I saw the girl dancing before the. In the countdown. And that was funny. Yeah, it was a little risque. It was like. Like the top was about to come out. If you're into hentai, I guess that you could come. I guess Bobbo is too.

[Bobbo]

I've got four different dancing girls.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have them named? Not yet. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, big 100. Give us a call if you'd like to sell your car. And hang on tight if you want to continue to laugh. I think we'll start laughing more in a minute. I'll get off my ass and start being funny.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bye.

[Caller/Guest]

We're gonna get back to the john clay wash show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Caller/Guest]

John clay.

[Announcer/Producer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, can you change the channel?

[Bobbo]

Flip this out and kick your ass out.

[Announcer/Producer]

Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, come on.

[Caller/Guest]

I had a rough.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I hate the Eagles, man. Man. Hey.

[Announcer/Producer]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the good dress to kill Drunk D's girlfriend. They have the most contagious laughs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they do, man. Saturday morning. They're just lit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lit up. Good morning, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ryan H. Good morning, Johnny.

[Bobbo]

Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob.

[Bobbo]

Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you saying about JD you were saying something about a thief and diamonds.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was saying something about a thief in diamonds. Yes. A thief in New Mexico. He was arrested after cops found 44 diamonds on his body. Hidden. How can I put this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he sphincter him? Huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

He was planning to sell them for drugs. Of course. Which is what you do when you have the 44 diamonds.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

You selling for drugs? A local news team in Albuquerque. Of course. You know how witty the news people are. They tried to fit in every little pun they could in their coverage.

[John Clay Wolf]

He tried to fit in every little pun he could, too.

[Caller/Guest]

Talk about finding a diamond in the rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wasn't what this man was doing, but what he was sitting on.

[Caller/Guest]

Police say 44 diamonds in a baggie in his behind. Bottom line, that's a lot of booty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Padilla reportedly had more than a rare hiding place. Police claim he had a knife, and they say he didn't pull. But he did pull that baggie out of. Well, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You're so clever. That's why you're on the news.

[Bobbo]

That guy's gonna be the butt of a lot of jokes.

[Michael Turley]

Fit in right in at prison, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

You are cracking me up.

[Bobbo]

We fixed the rest of your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry, those were all impromptu. I like it.

[Caller/Guest]

I like it.

[Bobbo]

Everybody else got a butt joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Incredible.

[Bobbo]

Even in the dark, you know you've got your hands on it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got these diamonds. I got this little bit. Where can I. Oh, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he put that. Did he have to dip them in grease before he did that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. You know, just naturally.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never tried it. It matters what size they were. Did she give us any sizes?

[J.D. Ryan]

Tried it.

[Michael Turley]

How do you get to that point in your life where you're like, you know what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because that's a hiding spot. Everybody that's ever been to jail knows that's a hiding spot.

[Bobbo]

That's why you never saw Papillon.

[Michael Turley]

Now, I've heard of.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a hiding spot.

[Michael Turley]

Females doing something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's dope, too. Drugs.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the other hiding spot. I don't have one, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when one of those balloons break, it kills them a lot of the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Then.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they swallow the balloons full of whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It's in their stomach. If it's bursting your stomach, you're dead.

[Michael Turley]

But just as a male, just.

[J.D. Ryan]

They say they. Not to get really off into this, but they bring cell phones in prison that way.

[Caller/Guest]

I know, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let's talk about the most uncomfortable a charged cell phone. If you were gonna have a cell phone inserted in your sphincter to sneak.

[J.D. Ryan]

Into prison, there's a conversation I didn't think I'd have today.

[John Clay Wolf]

What make, model, would you choose? I would go with a star tag. The old one, they were thin. Not the. Not the old wide one.

[Michael Turley]

But that second gen. No, no, the old Nokia. It's like that. That nine series.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember?

[Michael Turley]

That's tiny. Tiny phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd go with the old brick phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, you're going to go big. I think. I think that brick phone, if you took the antenna off first. Oh, yeah. It's like loading a car onto a transporter. You know, you unscrew that antenna first. Yeah, but that would be easier than, like, an iPhone 6.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a big screen.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. And then the nine, or whatever it is. Eleven now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Incredible, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

And what about. If it rings.

[Michael Turley]

Now you have it on vibrate.

[Bobbo]

Hold on, I got to take this.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio.

[Michael Turley]

We're so mature.

[Bobbo]

We are so mature.

[John Clay Wolf]

65 year old woman. Hey, on the conference call this morning, they were talking about a guy up in New York that used to cut miles.

[Bobbo]

Cut miles?

[Michael Turley]

What does cut miles mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut miles is a, is a odometer guy and. But he was an odometer business because there are people that actually are in the, you know, their businesses. Odometer. Someone has to fix them or I mean that would be like having a, you know, it's like a dispensary for marijuana. There are legal versions.

[Bobbo]

Real.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So legally you do need to have it fixed.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think most of those guys got into the business in the bad way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway, he caught a stray bullet in a drug deal down in Queens yesterday. Oh. And he was like 90 years old. Wow. Old school. So karma finally got him. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I wonder why this was brought up. Oh, just because they needed an odometer fixed or something. I don't know. I mean we still have to take our show down shops. When the illumination goes out.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all the lights go out on your odometer. Does that mean that it's tmu? Does that mean it's not recording miles? No, it means all the lights are out.

[J.D. Ryan]

So somebody has to get in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody has to go in there and fix it. And it's one of those things that you have to be careful with because if you screw it up and you have to replace the odometer, then it's tmu. And that's true miles unknown. If your car is true miles unknown, it, it knocks at least a third, sometimes half the value off of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you want somebody who really knows odometers to get in there and fix that.

[John Clay Wolf]

For Tauruses were real bad in like the 90s about the odos going out. And so they would swap them, the dealerships would. And then they put a certified. Certified. They take a sticker and write down the miles that were on it and put it in the door jam. And so you take the current miles of 20,000 and add it to the sticker miles of the door jam. 50. No, it's DMU.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And people didn't understand that and it changed the values a lot. So when those odos would go out on the Tauruses, I mean it would be, you know, a three thousand dollar dinger. The reason is, is you could sell a car true miles unknown and people just assume it's got 250 on it and exit. I'll tell you something else about miles is exempt. So anything after 10 years is exempt. However, if they could prove that there has been tampering, then it does not get to be exempt status. Meaning like we've had them go through the auction, they're exempt and they're like, hey, look at the Carfax and the auto check. And it shows that it went from 20 to 30 to 50 to 80 to 110 to 30 to 40 to 50 over the years. So. So it gets up high and then it comes back down and then it starts ticking up again. I mean, that's a cut mile car. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no question about it. It's tmu. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's. You know, Odo, it's just doesn't. So. But when it's exempt, you like, well, I can hide it. I just sell it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exempt, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you can't. You can, but you can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

You still get the, the knock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's just. You sell it, it's just worthless and 10 years old is what exempt is. But, but like, all these cars last so much longer now. And you know, the reason the cars last longer now is not because they last longer. It's because people quit cutting the miles back in the day. Back in the day when it would get up to, you know, 60,000 miles. They'd clock it back to 12 and then, then it'd get to 50 and the people be like, man, this thing's a piece of junk. Yeah, well, it doesn't have 50 on. It's got 120.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't last, man.

[Bobbo]

So it's acting like 120 versus sound 50.

[DJ Pre K]

Right?

[Bobbo]

I gotta ask the unwelcome question. Have you ever had one of these pawned on you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sure. I mean, has. Does a bear. Well, you know what he does in the woods. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars and radio. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gets rid of his diamonds.

[Announcer/Producer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-rodio. This is the john clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, big 100.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, big 100. It's gonna be a nice day. Actually 66 degrees currently, maybe in the mid-70s for us all over partly cloudy skies. Traffic wise, not too bad this morning in D.C. proper. Let's see right now, the 495 beltway inner loop near Richie Marlboro Road. The right shoulder is blocked. There's an accident there. And let me see here. Maryland MD 28, Darrelstown Road both ways west of Roug Road. Watch for the police there. They're directing you around an accident. And in Virginia I 66, westbound on VA 286. All the lanes are open. They're cleared by that accident from earlier, but still a little bit of slow driving. There's your traffic and weather together on.

[Bobbo]

Big 100, you know, but it's a true story. Everybody always goes both ways on the Danville road.

[J.D. Ryan]

They do, actually. Very, very true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it illegal to let people know that the cops are scoping for a traffic stop?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the old blink, blink, blink, blink. Smokey's on the horizon.

[Bobbo]

Sure, I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

Break 19 for a smoky report.

[Michael Turley]

I always flash my lights after I go through one to tell those cars are coming through.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's illegal. I mean, I don't think you're going to prison, but you might go to county if they. If you wanted to. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's illegal if. If you're an officer of law and you're out there listening, call us and let us know. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Well, it's not 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

It's not collusion, but there are some grounds for obstruction right over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trying to run a speed trap. Bob, how many times have you been arrested in your. In your years?

[Bobbo]

Arrested?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I don't mean like they came and kicked your door in on your double wide and pulled out of bazooka, but I mean, you know, cuffchief, be it a warrant, be it you, you, whatever.

[Bobbo]

I've never been.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna guess. I want to guess now. Will you tell the truth?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm trying to think of the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Therein lies the issue, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, okay. And then JD I want the same out of you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna write yours down entirely. I'm right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you guessing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

We gotta have Pre K in it, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K? He's too young. He has never been arrested. So the white black guy. I know nothing about anybody's story. So I'm gonna guess on Bobo. He's been arrested three times. And JD and Turley, both once in prek. 0h, interesting.

[Michael Turley]

What about John Clay Wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we guess there? Yeah, me. I'll guess. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your answer? Yes, you are correct. One time, public intoxication.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good for you. Congratulations. Good job. J.

[J.D. Ryan]

You all right?

[Bobbo]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

At what age?

[J.D. Ryan]

37, 38.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And what was the situation?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should have taken you down for dwi, but it just did it intoxic.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, you scare me sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the radio and they like you, and they didn't want to scare.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me, man, because that's dead accurate. I was turning on a road. I was a mile from my apartment. Euless Texas police pull me over, and I can see my house from where I am. And the cop pulls over and we start talking. And he knows me from the radio. And I think, oh, man, I'm out of here. I'm going home. I said, my apartment is right there, sir. I will walk him. I'll call a cab. I'll call a tow truck, whatever you'd like. He's like, oh, yeah, you guys on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The radio, I'll suck you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think I'm fine. And then suddenly, another police car pulls up and a female sergeant walks up. Oh, everything changes. You have the right to remain silent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on. So I think it's a DUI because I was driving. I get down to the police department and I signed the documents, and it's public in talks.

[Bobbo]

Give me a break. Yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They gave me a.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about you, Bo?

[Bobbo]

You get treated pretty well?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guessed you for three.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I did. Did you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you now, remember, we hadn't started in Dallas yet, so nobody's listening.

[Bobbo]

Is there a prize for this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just talking.

[Bobbo]

I've actually been brought into the system, as we old criminals say, five times.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Usually. Usually for a very short period of time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happens? Very small amount of mariju.

[Bobbo]

No, what happens is I forget to pay some traffic violation in the five county.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

Metropolitan area, and I'm going fishing somewhere in the country, and I get stopped for doing 80 and a 55 guys. Well, we got this thing back in Lake Town City.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Had to take you to the sheriff's office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Andy Griffith. That's exactly what happened to me in Crowley, Texas. I was arrested when I was about. I was 18 for a speeding ticket that went to warrant from 300 miles away.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's so frustrating. That's got to be the worst.

[John Clay Wolf]

I called my girlfriend and sent her to my house and I. I'd actually. We had the bar back then, and I had just take. So I had all this cash at the house from the bar. Take the night before. Thank Goodness it was 400. So you been five times. So out of five times, Bob, there weren't five times that were traffic. Give me. Give me the two good ones.

[Bobbo]

Traffic, Traffic, traffic. Well, you know. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve Winwood, right.

[Bobbo]

They tried to railroad me on a DUI one time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

They never got me for railroad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Railroad.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Well, it's a true story. It's a great story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. How long is it going to take?

[Bobbo]

It's not that long.

[Caller/Guest]

We.

[Bobbo]

I, a buddy of mine and I DJed and danced in a little town called Henrietta, Texas. North Texas, up close to Red River. And the custom there was that they had to clear the hall by 12:20. That's just a municipal statue.

[J.D. Ryan]

Small town. There you go. Perfect.

[Bobbo]

You drunks get out of the pioneer hall by 1220 or we're not gonna let you use it no more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

So they're clearing out the place. They give us a check pass. We load the equipment in the car, which had to be my new 94 Mustang at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, baby.

[Bobbo]

Stuck out very nice. And what these people would do was to leave Pioneer hall and head to a smaller town called jolly, about 12 miles away, and have breakfast at the truck stop. One of the bestest truck stops in that part of the world. So we were in a long line of cars, all swerving. It looked like a kite, you know, the tail of a kite driving around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God damn.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long is this gonna be? I wanna hear it.

[Bobbo]

So they pulled us over and we had just worked the dance. We were not snookered at all, but they, of course they pull over the sports car. And now the guy was. The guy, the guy I took to help with the equipment was a little bit wasted, but he wasn't driving. I was driving. They give us a field sobriety test.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me catch y' all up.

[Bobbo]

For everyone. Which I think went great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo's doing a small town DJ gig. They leave at the stroke of midnight and they get pulled over. Bobbo has not been drinking. His friend has. Okay, there you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the 8 second version.

[Bobbo]

I tell the trooper, listen, honestly, we just worked this dance. We're going home to Witchita Falls. We had plans tonight. You know this. I mean, we're not after the field sobriety test, which I thought we passed with flying colors. Okay? So he takes us downtown, takes us back to Henrietta for a breathalyzer. But guess what? Their machine's broke. Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he couldn't hold on.

[Bobbo]

I'm like, yeah, just let me blow so I can go there. We got girls waiting at my place, right? Breathalyzer's broken. So I think he's letting us go. He Says, all right, come on. No, he takes us to the hospital. Clank County Memorial Hospital. He wants. Now he wants blood. Now he wants blood.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Of course, the lady inside the hospital didn't have a uniform, name tag or anything. And this is 1995. I ain't getting AIDS in Clay county because of you, trooper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Just take me to jail.

[Michael Turley]

Really? That's what you said?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And every six months, we would be called before the judge and indicate that we were ready to enter a plea of not guilty, and they'd send us away. This went on for, like, six years, literally. 2001. 2001, we finally copped a plea. Not on the record. Year probation, no fine. Just get it done with. Because my attorney, who's also a famous guy, Stephen A. Williams, the Time. What, South? You heard of this guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're in Washington, D.C. bud.

[Bobbo]

Awesome guy. Yeah, awesome guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they.

[Bobbo]

They know him in Baltimore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Charlie, how many times have you been arrested?

[Michael Turley]

I should have been arrested twice. I did get a minor in possession. That was about as deep as I've gotten.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get. She did not get arrested.

[Michael Turley]

Did not get arrested.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, we're doing. Should have been arrested.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek. What about you? You ever.

[DJ Pre K]

I've been arrested zero times, John. Come on, man. I got some street cred.

[J.D. Ryan]

You actually insulted him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, now. Yeah. Oh, man, I've been.

[DJ Pre K]

I've been taking in Bobbo. Got me, man. I've been taking in four times.

[Michael Turley]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four times. You're living, though. You live in the thug life.

[DJ Pre K]

Thug life, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What for?

[DJ Pre K]

Let's see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number one.

[DJ Pre K]

Number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, this would almost be a good game show. Four things the DJ Pre K has been arrested for. Number one, there's got to be the. The minor in possession. I mean, you're only 10 years old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, really?

[DJ Pre K]

Come on, now. I'm an OG in the game, man. I've been ticketed a whole bunch, too. But I'm just gonna tell y', all, the ones that I got took it in for number one was theft under 50, man. My. My drunk self went to the mall one time trying to fill my pockets up and got caught up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, then the second time, DUI, baby. Underage as well.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old were you?

[J.D. Ryan]

20.

[DJ Pre K]

New Year's Day. 2011.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[DJ Pre K]

Then let's see.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think? They're racially profiling you.

[J.D. Ryan]

But they were.

[DJ Pre K]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Were they racially profiling you?

[DJ Pre K]

Of course, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm serious. Were you all. Were you all dressed up like Vanilla eyes.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, yeah, but I was also driving really fast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Backwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Number three.

[DJ Pre K]

Number three probation violations stemming from that dui. They took me to the county on that one. Then number four was for a warrant. Well, I was publicly intoxicated and they found out I had a warrant for littering, so they took me in on that littering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did the littering warrant come from?

[J.D. Ryan]

A warrant littering?

[DJ Pre K]

I got a littering ticket. I went to court, threw a Red Bull can out the window one time I went to court and then they gave me just a day of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you drinking gin with the Red Bull? Just like a good white black kid would be. What were you drinking with the Red Bull, man? You know, I had to pull up a little bit of that titty Red Bull, baby.

[Bobbo]

Once again, I didn't get nothing. I had to pay $50 and pick up the litter.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you, what were you driving?

[DJ Pre K]

It was with my boy Scooter man. We was rolling around and, and we were smoking as well. So he had a little pipe in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[DJ Pre K]

But then I threw the can out and police pulled us over and so they found a little pipe. They made them break the pipe. They didn't ticket us for the pipe or anything. How old was I? Had to be like 18, 19 at this point, literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he got a warranty.

[DJ Pre K]

They rounded me up when I was 23 for that thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Who goes to show you kids? Nick and Alexandria and 05 Scion TC with 140000 miles worth 1500 bucks. Thanks. If you'd like to sell a car, go to givemetheven.com or call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay. This is the John Clay Wolf show and it's brought to you by givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

Get ready for Easter Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Don't miss the high powered bunny hopping, egg hiding jelly bean and Peepish. Rather than pack up and hunt down pastel colored crazy real decorative eggs by the thousands. Plus a special appearance by Bad rabbit farm's genuine 40 foot tall Easter bunny. That's one bad rabbit for one day only. Revel in the over commercialization and overshadowed real meaning of Easter Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Bring your basket. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now Your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's playing this weekend? Bob.

[Bobbo]

Who's playing this weekend?

[John Clay Wolf]

What band?

[Bobbo]

Who's. Who's playing this weekend? Oh, that Annie and I are going.

[John Clay Wolf]

To see Bad Rabbit.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. That's one Bad Rabbit. I made that for another commercial venture and I like it so much, I thought we'd just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bad Rabbit. Bring your basket.

[Bobbo]

Bring your basket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they metal or just hard rock?

[Bobbo]

Well, it's not a band. It's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would actually be a pretty good band. Yeah, it kind of would.

[Bobbo]

Bad Rabbit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

As a metal band.

[Bobbo]

Don't tell anybody. I'm going to use that.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-87234.

[Bobbo]

Bad rabbit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on hold. Prek. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio chy.

[Caller/Guest]

Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. Jack Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put him on Home Free Day. Good morning, Turley.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, he sounded very evil there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I tried it the nice way and then I yelled. If you. These kids today, you got to raise your voice and get your belt out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Scream. You got to scream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I say put them on hold? Pre K. Yeah, but, but if I say put them on hold, I mean put them on f and hold, right? And I don't mean later. Good morning, Corpus. How are you? How are you?

[Bobbo]

As soon as DJ gets the calls on hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I've lost. Wait, what have I done? Hellcat Challenger, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 16 hellcat challenger. Okay, you got. You actually drove yours? Nobody ever drives theirs. You drove yours. Congratulations. You bought a car and used it.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Way to go.

[Caller/Guest]

Drive it like I stole it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to replace it with.

[Caller/Guest]

Man?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm looking at a Tahoe or something like that. I got a bunch of kids now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's the top speed? You took this thing?

[Caller/Guest]

I ain't got no room to sit him in there.

[Bobbo]

I got it.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, I'm about 120.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will it do? And I know it's really more of a 0 to 60 car than a top end car.

[Caller/Guest]

0, 60. I don't, man, Shoot. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, what I'm saying is what will it do on top end? Do you know where it quits?

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Caller/Guest]

I, I, it was still going at 120.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. But it, I mean, it's more of a zero to 60 car than it is a top end car. I had a Demon. Yeah, I drove it for. I drove that demon for 200 miles and I sold it because it was. We're Talking about the Chrysler, the Dodge Demon that's got, you know, 800 horsepower, which is the next gen up from the Hellcat, which is what this guy has to carry. It's just too damn fast. Yeah, just too fast. Just. Just hurt a brother. So we've got a 80, 000 mile cat. Damn. 80.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll let you have my radar, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wonder where to. I've never seen. I go to.

[Caller/Guest]

I was gonna go to Carmax, but I. You know, if you can give me a good deal, we can make this done today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 8,300 or 83,000 on the miles?

[Caller/Guest]

Did they say 83,000? No, 8,300.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Gotcha. That's better. I was like, how the hell do I bid at 83? Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

It's got sunroof. It's got navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a 45.

[Caller/Guest]

45? Yeah. I can do 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a. Do you have an Internet connection?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's step one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Step one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Step two is go to get. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Say, Wolf hit it at 45 grand on the air. It needs a clean Carfax. If it's got an accident history, I got to chop it back a little bit. Does it have a clean Carfax yet?

[Caller/Guest]

No accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. Yeah, I will. Where do you live?

[Caller/Guest]

Laurel, Maryland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I will send. We have you come pick it up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We. We. We have. Our office is a Manheim PA, which is an hour and 45 up the street. And Monday, we can cut a check and send drivers down there and come pick it up. Do you have a payoff or is there clear.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm off on Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there clear title or is there.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'll take that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. 45 grand. I. I would hit the. Sell that sounder Turley. I think we've bought one. This one. And that means. That means the business there is done, and it's time to move on. So we'll see you Monday.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So bad is this Bad Rabbit Baba. Do you have any. Any tunes from Bad Rabbit Man?

[Bobbo]

I picked up a wild collection of. It was labeled 70s hard rock, and there was stuff that I know for sure that you and I have never heard of. That's pretty heavy.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're starting in Vegas on another one's gonna carry us. Live one's carrying us. Delayed. Is it started or do you know.

[Bobbo]

They'Re supposed to have started? Are you checking just a few minutes ago? Yeah, I'm looking, but I can't listen out loud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you tell Pre K to do it? Vegas, if you can Hear us, call 800-800-7234. Boogie check, yeah, boogie check Boogie check Call in, see, Let us know if we're on 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We feed off of Westwood One and it's just every time we start a new affiliate, what happens? Screw up. What? Every time. Just no matter what.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It just happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rehearsal and practice.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, they're highly paid on the weekends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey, Good. Go ahead.

[Caller/Guest]

Y' all were. Y' all were talking about pricing vehicles, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I was wondering what my Dodge might still be worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a 2007, 3500.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a five, nine or, or five, a five nine or a six, four, whatever it is.

[Caller/Guest]

Six, seven, that's five, nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

How many miles the last five nines they made?

[John Clay Wolf]

And are you from Oklahoma?

[Caller/Guest]

One hundred and twenty four.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. No, you're not from Oklahoma?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir, I'm from Seminole, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell right now because if you were from Oklahoma and have 324,000 miles. Okay. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that's the only problem. It's a two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rougher, clean.

[Caller/Guest]

I would say it was still a 7 out of 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a 10 grander if it's nice.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I. I took care real good care of it and I just wanted to see what you would think of how much it would be worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a 10 grander if it's nice. You got a crew cab. You got a crew cab, dually for two wheel drive with 120 on it. On a five. Oh, it's single cap. Okay. Then it's eight.

[Michael Turley]

They say single or mega.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm sorry. It's a mega cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is why we call the company givemetheven.com because when he goes to the website and puts in his license plate or his VIN number, then my computer digests that and it tells us exactly what it is and there's no confusion. So we got a Mega Cab Dually, which is better? Is it leather, Cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Cloth.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10 grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not sure I got more in it. I got a built transmission in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We all got more in. I mean do you think you're gonna make money on this thing? I mean if anybody. Hang on. Everybody listening to the radio program right now. If you buy a car and you think you're gonna make money on it investment, you need to apply for some of those government grants for the gifted and challenged.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they are the most appreciating asset in the world.

[Michael Turley]

But I put money in it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. And if you've got a junker and you spend a thousand dollars on a motor or transmission on a 500 car, don't do it. What does it take to buy your truck, sir?

[Caller/Guest]

I think lowest I might let it go would be 18. 18 does not sound bad.

[DJ Pre K]

But.

[Caller/Guest]

I. I just figured I'd call and see, see what it might be worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 800, 817. Just go to the website givemetheven.com and we'll take a look. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Put tires on it.

[Caller/Guest]

Hi, this is Joe Mosley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I got a 91 Corvette with 38000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it convertible or.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a hard top with a tartaga top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Hey, is it the, Is it the, the GS? Is it blue with the, the red and the white stripe? What color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's good. Kind of a candy red. Okay, and how long have you owned inside and out? I've had it for a couple, three years. It's been setting up and wrapped up with a tarp inside of a shop for 17 years. And the guy died and it got left off as an inheritance piece and I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's exactly how we love to buy cars. Anybody listening that has that situation? Go to givemetheven.com and we do it all online and over the phone and we'll come with a check. What, did you pay the guy for it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, 10. It's a 38, 000 mile car, all leather, you know, it's not faded. The carpet in it's still cherry red and bright red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take some pictures. Take some pictures. Take some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and let's look. Will Ten buy it? Because I think.

[Caller/Guest]

I was just. I was just kind of wondering what it was worth. I wasn't really trying to sell it because I hadn't decided if I wanted to or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's how everybody starts. First you go to the bar and you have a drink. You say that. I'm just here. All right, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look. 800-800-7234.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sitting on a bar still. That's what I'm doing today. 65 year old woman in Gainesville, Florida. You do not want to mess with this lady. 65 years old, you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you'd like to sell your car, call in and we'll try to buy it in front of everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

What could she possibly do? Well, she found out a 300 pound guy was trying to steal her car last Sunday. And that's about the time that she decided to take things in hand, as it were. We have audio from this.

[Caller/Guest]

I grabbed my bat, I braced myself, I tucked that bat and hit him upside. He said, oh, he got a big knot on his head. He was in his drawers. He didn't have no shoes on, no shirt or nothing. He better be glad I didn't have a gun cause I would have shot him. But this is my gun right here because I was going by, she was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Holding a big bat and she's also me up.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I did right here.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was also an ex softball champion. She'll see. I love that woman. I loved her. She's my favorite sound clip of the week. You John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we gotta go out. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh man, we gotta go out. Well, we have more of the John Clee Wolf show. Don't go away. Guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard that during his trip a.

[Bobbo]

Topless female protester ran in front of Trump's motorcade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're back.

[Announcer/Producer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com One Secret Service.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agent tackled her so she couldn't get to Trump.

[Bobbo]

While another tackled Trump so he couldn't get to her.

[Announcer/Producer]

And now Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time is it, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Currently it's 8:33 Central Time in the United States of America.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like it's noon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

The sun's so damn bright. Oh, this freaking. It's shade.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's been kind of dark and cloudy for the last few weeks, so it's weird to have sunshine in our studio.

[Michael Turley]

Sorry for that couple seconds of dead air there.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

We were.

[Michael Turley]

We were off for a couple seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. I was dealing with something. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right. Starts a chain reaction. Danny, good. Let's talk to Danny. Danny, what you got man?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

I was talking to the dude on the. On the phone. We bought a used vehicle from a reputable Ford dealership and they slipped us.

[John Clay Wolf]

The jimmy and the sphincter.

[Caller/Guest]

The vehicle? Yeah, they. The vehicle had been wrecked, and they give us a Carfax for 2016. And both trucks come from the same company. They were turned into this dealership. And my question is, we were looking for a four wheel drive. That's the only reason we found out we had the vehicle three months. They wound up buying it back. We lost our. Our down money and all this. But what would you do on a situation like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to build. So your, your claim is that they showed you a fake Carfax report on the wrong car.

[Caller/Guest]

I have it. I have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did you get it? Did it come from them? Yes. So you lost three grand. When did you trade it in?

[Caller/Guest]

I sold it back to them. I lost five grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you talk to me about this about four months ago?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, not this. No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, because it sounds real familiar.

[Caller/Guest]

I'd go up there and tell this, this just happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's. Here's what I do. Everybody hates car dealers. Everybody hates car dealers, especially judges and juries. And if what you're saying is true, here's the dance here, people. I'm not saying you, but customers lie so much that it's hard to figure out what's what. Because customers hate car dealers on the front side. So they'll lie already because they don't like the person they're dealing with. So if what you're saying is really true, like have a friend, like press on you on the facts. And then if it's really true, just go up to the guy that owns the place and show him the truth and say you, you got. And just give him his options. Option one, I'm gonna go get a contingency lawyer and he's gonna sue you. It's gonna cost you a bunch of money, and you're gonna pay for him and me. Or option two, you can write me my money back. And if what you're saying is accurate and you lay it out in a fashion that's factual, he'll write your check. I know I would.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, Bob.

[Bobbo]

That's just bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, but, but customers, you know, buyers are liars. It's just a liar's poker deal. That's what people are like, man, you got all these cars. You need to get in the retail business. I'm like, man, I want nothing to do with it. I've done it I've done it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Very successfully.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, it got me here, but. But I'm a commodity exchange, man. I'm. I'm. I'm a stock trader. And it's automobiles is our. You know, there's guys that trade cattle. There's guys that trade oil. There's guys that trade pork bellies. I trade cars. And we buy and sell, you know, almost a thousand a week. And that's what we do. I don't, you know, hey, did you see that? And people call me on a particular car. I'm like, dude, I don't know. Hey, you bought this. Hey, you sold me this duda. I don't know. But you stood there and sold it to me. I was like, I know that. I mean, I looked down on my sheet and I saw what. What I owned it for. And I saw the notes on it. I saw who owned it, and I saw what the buyer that knows about it told me. And that's what I know. And I know I lost 300 or I made 700 or I made 1500. I lost 2700. I mean, it's just a commodity. We're running numbers, a lot of them, but it's. You know, we make 300 bucks a car at the shakeout.

[J.D. Ryan]

What would you pay for a 1981 Ford Ltd station wagon? John? 1981 Ford Ltd station wagon in decent condition. This. This one's actually been kept up pretty well.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it gets classical value of sentimental. So, you know, it was stupid nice. What if it was a thousand bucks?

[J.D. Ryan]

What if it was the perfect replica of the truckster from the family vacation? Barrett Jackson actually ran the pea green family truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

The identity team got the dog leash on the rear bumper. What would you think that would go through? That went through Baron Jackson, by the way, in Palm beach this week. And this one is. They completely redid down to the. Down to the missing hubcaps and the spray paint and the whole thing, the luggage and all.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was the post ghetto one after they got mugged.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's not the one from the movie. It's actually just a replica. Any idea what you would.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that car would bring, if it's perfect, might bring 50 grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

$91,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Are you sure it's a replica?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's a replica.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it was absolutely a replica. But that's what alcohol.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, men listening. Alcohol has made you do bad things. You've got kids all around you that you're paying for, right? For Years. And this guy just made a bad alcohol decision, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait, I was gonna say, where do you go with that? Who buys that? You just put that in your garage. Look what I've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you sell it to me for 50 grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Right.

[Michael Turley]

Somebody with stupid money.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you tell me the story about how you gave 100 for it. And then you call Barrett Jackson and you ask them what they'll give, and they say, 20.

[Bobbo]

Some collection others. A guy's got a 80 by 40 shed full of movie cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what you're fixing to do, is open the door to all these old jalopies. And I don't want them guys here. Here's my theory. When we see them, hey, do you buy a 1964? You know, supercharged, this, that, presto? I said, yes, I do. What will you give me for? I said, what? Half of what you want for it. Always. And like, I even told you what I want for it. I said, I know, but I'm just trying to get this conversation on the rails. Whatever you're thinking, cut it in half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's get moving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because every time I get a hold of one of these.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they're in love.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lose money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you perfect example. I just said half of what you were talking. You did to recreate that environment to where that car does 100 grand again. What are the odds?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

Zero.

[Shannon McComo]

Very, very.

[John Clay Wolf]

It made national worldwide news because the odds were so weird. The odds of getting struck by lightning and a tornado at the same time might be better than that car bringing 100 grand again. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Steve and Forney hang tight and everybody else will be right back.

[Announcer/Producer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gotta do a bit called Bobbo's insecurity.

[Bobbo]

How's that?

[Announcer/Producer]

See column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

You got a little polar wide under your left porthole there.

[Announcer/Producer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ain't me.

[Bobbo]

I think you. You got that line crooked there, Steve.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. How's it going? Good, good. 14 Dodge Dart Limited with 72, 000 miles leather roof navigation. So you didn't just say, I want a Dodge Dart. You said, I want a fancy one. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna be a bear. Be a grizzly bear, huh? Do you own. Do you owe anything on it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah. I think you pay off nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You're not that tanked. It's easy to get tanked in those kind of little cars. Payment Cars. Ah, I don't know. I might give nine for a limited. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look. It's close. It's really close. I think, I think the, the value of that thing is right there at your payoff. I'd rather give eight, but I'd stretch. I'll stretch. I mean like the deal. What's the thing? I say flexible with a good attitude. We try to be flexible with a good attitude. Yeah. I mean the money's eight. Would I give nine? I very well may. See, just. I need. Send me some nudes, send me some pics. Let's see it. All right.

[Caller/Guest]

All right. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-702. Go to givemetheven.com anybody wants to call an 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Shannon, good morning.

[Shannon McComo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shannon is one of our team leaders down at Give me the VIN downstairs. We've got 50 guys in a room. Nobody understands how this works. Dealers, friends that like know what I do, they still don't get it right. I want to come work for you. I work at home. I can do this and. No, no, no. We've got a wolf of Wall street room downstairs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure do.

[John Clay Wolf]

The difference in us and them is their people are calling us, we're not calling out. Right. And they go the website and we have 50 people working bidding these cars 500 a day around the country and, and closing deals, lubing the deals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Once you put it in the system, one of the buyers calls you the system automatically.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've spent a gazillion and $1 building this high tech system that bids these cars automatically and sorts all the customers. And all the. Sorting the pictures digitally was really difficult. Way more than you would think. But anyway, between text and email, it's a, it's a dot com carbine service. Shannon, what's going on? Why are you here? What do you want?

[Shannon McComo]

Well, we had an employee here hit my car in the parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lot. Oh, this is all I need. Somebody hit your car and it's my responsibility all of a sudden. So he's going to come up here and bust my balls on national airs to try to get a check out of me, right? Because one of my kids hit his car. I hope it's a team. I hope they're on your team, number five.

[Shannon McComo]

No, it's not. I know. I. I think I have a good idea who it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. Oh wow.

[Michael Turley]

So wait, you're gonna call out this person on the air so hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You went out to see your car and it's wrecked?

[Shannon McComo]

No, I got home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Shannon McComo]

I didn't leave anywhere from work, got home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you stop at the 7:11 and get you six or talls?

[Shannon McComo]

Nope, my wife had it ready at home. All right, get home. My oldest son, we're standing outside after I pull up and he goes, dad, what happened to your car? Looked at it. Nothing. He goes, you got a dent in white paint down the side of your door. And I said, well, I guess somebody hit my car. And he said it worked. And I said, yeah. And you know, the whole thing is, is I just got my car back, was in the shop for two months, cuz my wife likes to text and drive and hit a curve and it caused framework. $13,000 in damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Shannon McComo]

Hitting a curb.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yikes. So it's a hell of a curb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Shannon McComo]

And. And now my car's hit again.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so how much does it cost to fix it?

[Shannon McComo]

You know, it's not much, you know, but the person that did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much is not a figure.

[Shannon McComo]

What, how much is probably 300.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're just whining now.

[Shannon McComo]

No, it's just, you know, I didn't think Kyle would ever do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, so you think it was another team leader? The guy team number four?

[Shannon McComo]

I think it's Baby Huey because he was actually parked in a white Forerunner right beside me. And he had to leave early that day and hurry up and go pick up an Audi R8. Yeah, and he had to bounce early, and I think he was in a hurry to get his big body in that little Audi.

[Michael Turley]

This is, you know, there's a lot of facts here that he did go pick up an R8, which was very nice. He was in a hurry to leave.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gentlemen of the jury.

[Bobbo]

Well, you have a natural recourse, though. You just trade insurance cards and take care.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. I didn't think Kyle would ever do that, so.

[Shannon McComo]

Well, I, I looked at the bumper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Asked him yet?

[Shannon McComo]

No, I haven't even asked because I know what. He went home and he cleaned his bumper off. He got my black paint off. I know, it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now if he hit it hard enough, there should be some scuffs on the bumper. A little bit of the other one.

[Shannon McComo]

There is on the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've already, you've already inspected a little.

[Shannon McComo]

Chip, but he's gonna say, I bought it like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what we've got, we've got a. We have team leaders, we have managers for each crew. And, And Shannon is The team leader for team five. And Baby Huey is the. For number four. And his car got hit in the company parking lot. And he's calling out his. His staff member, his fellow managers right now for the first time saying that you think he hit your car and he did a hit and run.

[Shannon McComo]

Yeah, I know he did it.

[J.D. Ryan]

The best way to handle internal problems is on the broadcast radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want him to do? I think Kyle should come up here and either defend himself or admit it.

[Shannon McComo]

Yeah, he should admit it. He needs to go to church.

[Bobbo]

And when he compensates you for this, by the way, our fee for settling this for you is generally 15%, which is 45 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll buy a lot.

[Bobbo]

John won't care about that, but I'll take.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a product called Rec Check. If. If you have a wreck. Would you like a check? Is the. Is the line. If you go to reccheck.com and this. I'm just plugging this because you're making me think of it. But it's for diminished value for people that have nice cars that have an accident. The insurance doesn't pay for the diminished value of the accident. So you can go to reccheck.com and it sends it out to lawyers, and then they get with you and they look at the case and they go after the insurance company for the diminished value. So I don't. What's your car worth?

[Shannon McComo]

18,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you may need to go to rec Check. Hang on. I want to talk to Rick. Somebody's got something nice to say. You always take them there. Rick. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, John, how are you? I just wanted to chime in. I'm listening to you on the radio here, waiting for what's going to open. And you bought my car last week. The guy's name in taxes was Kyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle.

[Caller/Guest]

And I will tell you, it was so easy and so fantastic. It was like, no need to go to a dealership. No need to get, you know, the hard sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of car?

[Caller/Guest]

And they came and picked it up. They came and picked it up the next day. The only thing I had to do was take some pictures, send them in. And believe me, you don't even need underwear to do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, where. Where do you live?

[Caller/Guest]

Haymarket, Virginia.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm unfamiliar with the map on there. How far is that, like, from.

[Caller/Guest]

From D.C. 35 miles west.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, nothing. What kind of car did we buy?

[Caller/Guest]

You bought a 2013 Dodge Dart with 24, 000 miles on it. It was immaculate. I Did the comparisons and you guys are much easier to deal with and quicker and no hard sell. So I just want to say thanks. You guys do a great job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the check actually clear this time?

[J.D. Ryan]

They all do.

[Caller/Guest]

Not yet, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Rick. I appreciate the kudos. I really do. Justin Richardson 2010 Silverado Crew Cab. Leather. It says LS but it says leather. So was it aftermarket leather? Come over here, Kyle. What were you saying? You were breaking up so bad. I can't. I can't hear anything. You sound like Alice the Goon.

[Caller/Guest]

Is it a LTR LS? I'm kind of confused on that. It's a four door. Is that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? Does 10 grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

10 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Now what buys it? Jacked up on 20s. Okay, jacked up on 20s. It's white painted windows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shannon's jacked up on Molly's. Hey, so what buys it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's an LS model. That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's talk dollars. What buys it?

[Caller/Guest]

Probably 14 of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a two wheel drive, but it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

A badass looking, but it's jacked up. Take some pictures. Go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Let's look. I'm. I'm confused. And the photos will straighten me out quickly. Okay, Kyle. Kyle has run up here from the buyer's room to defend himself immediately. Good.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. This is not what happened. I don't know what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Let me reset.

[Bobbo]

But I know I did not.

[Shannon McComo]

You weren't paying attention is what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got people in radio. They don't listen long form. Always. They listen short. So. So Shannon works for us. He runs a team. Kyle works for us. He runs a team. Shannon's car got hit in the company parking lot. He is accusing Kyle of a hit and run. And Kyle has run up here to defend himself. Now. What? Kyle?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

You heard his statement, sir?

[J.D. Ryan]

I heard.

[Bobbo]

He said I hit it. And I'm like, I remember where I was parked that day.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't just say you hit it. He said you hit it. And then you went home and then you cleaned it. The black paint off your car. But the scratches are still there where you hit it.

[Bobbo]

You. You b.

[John Clay Wolf]

You buried the body.

[Bobbo]

I haven't seen his car, but I know I did hit it. I know I was parked that day and Kevin was with me. And he.

[J.D. Ryan]

He.

[Bobbo]

I got a witness with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need Kevin up here. Is Kevin in yet?

[Bobbo]

I think he's probably just pulling in in his new Car.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're saying you have a witness?

[Bobbo]

I got a witness. And. And. And I got a. If I hit you, cuz I got some. A mean lifted grill on. On.

[Shannon McComo]

It was the bottom of your bumper, bro.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it would. It would have tore that thing up.

[DJ Pre K]

It did.

[Bobbo]

And I would have known it. And I know I was parked more to the left and I wasn't behind that car.

[Shannon McComo]

And Kevin. Kevin would only take up for you because.

[Bobbo]

Oh, he's.

[Shannon McComo]

You've been his transportation for the last month. Y' all were riding together and y' all became like spouses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

He would say, dude, bro. He would say something and we would laugh about it. But that's. That wasn't the case. That wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, when you asked me if Kevin could bar the Lexus, you didn't tell me that you've been driving him to work every day too. So you had a little. And so. So Shannon, I've got. So Kyle kind of put me together on a deal this week.

[Bobbo]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. We. He puts Uncle Roy together too, does he?

[Bobbo]

Roy was driving a white Tahoe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy, call in to defend yourself. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Michael Turley]

Somebody hit Shannon's car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoever hit Shane, we need to get to the bottom of this. What about security cameras?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which parking lot? The far one of the close one.

[Shannon McComo]

The close one. Oh, it was right beside Kyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so it's 300. All right, I've got. I've got 300 forever. Who comes forth with facts like it damning evidence to prove who did this. I've got 300 to the. To. To the truth teller, the whistleblower.

[Bobbo]

Well, this is news.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I'm going to take this money and I'm going to give it to Shannon McComo and we are going to fix his car if we have a whistleblower. All right, so we're up the stakes. Speaking of, what's for lunch today? All right, we'll be back. Just a second. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars. Radio forgivemetheven.com. Morning everyone. Some. I think there's like five cities that just start at 9 o'. Clock. Good morning to you guys. Gallon. I'm. I'm. I'm bidding a car for the Ferrari store and it's Gallo Triple O Strado these days. So just. Just to reset. So Shannon's up here. He works for. Give me the VIN downstairs. He's a team leader. And Kyle works for. Give me the vin. He's a team leader. And Shannon's accusing Kyle of hitting his car in the parking lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And going home and taking center and removing the black marks off of his white truck so that he won't be outed. And Shannon just outed him on the radio. Kyle's up here to defend himself. You said no.

[Bobbo]

It's yes. Yes. No. Ridiculous.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you have you. You brought Castro, your witness, who's in the car with you when you left that night to go get the Audi R8?

[Bobbo]

Kevin was with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Castro. Did he hit his car?

[Bobbo]

Well, I didn't want to say anything, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What.

[Bobbo]

Did we give it a little.

[J.D. Ryan]

Love tap Comes the bus.

[Shannon McComo]

I knew it.

[Michael Turley]

Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you trying to say I hit this car? No, we didn't hit it.

[Bobbo]

We didn't hit. Definitely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not hit it. Okay. Did you get the R8 picked up?

[Bobbo]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what year is.

[Bobbo]

Is a 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you pick it up?

[Bobbo]

In Plano.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will have been nice. Fancy house.

[Bobbo]

Nice man. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get a picture of the guy with the car in front of the house? Or at least y'? All. I got a picture of the car with the.

[Bobbo]

In front of his house. He didn't want to be in a picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

The rich guys never do.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get the. The Porsche picked up?

[Bobbo]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what year is it?

[Bobbo]

It's an 03.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turbo.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an S? What do they have an S? No. 3.

[Bobbo]

I think that all the turbos were S. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's a turbo and a turbo. S. Is this turbo? S, I believe. Oh, God. You don't know. I've got you making decisions to spend my money. This is great. What did we pay for it?

[Bobbo]

I bought it for 55.

[John Clay Wolf]

55, 000 and it's 03 Turbo. How many miles it's got?

[Bobbo]

2200.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the best car you can own. I'll tell you why.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because this car's got good miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a turbo. Turbos cost 180, 000 new.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you have a real one that's in this price range, it's what everybody can afford that wants a turbo. Sure. So I'm S or no S. You did good.

[Bobbo]

It's a C4 also.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a stick. It's a. It's a stick. And it's a forward. Okay, well, all the turbos are all wheel drives, aren't they? They keep changing. I forget some of the year changes, but you have possession of that car. Yeah, because remember, a deal ain't done until you got the keys.

[Bobbo]

It's in the ring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good, good.

[Shannon McComo]

Was it white?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're obsessed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Bobbo]

It's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. Well, what. What color would it be in. In. In, you know, fancy town where the. See Kyle comes from A. He worked in the Highline World. Sure. The car. The car names. And what's funny is, you know, when they're new, that's one thing. When the factory says it's Gallo Triple O. Sad Strato.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when you're saying it, use. It's like whatever. I mean, is it gray, white or black? White, black, Latino or other. What is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's snow glow white.

[Bobbo]

Obsidian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Obsidian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Obsidian.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought a. Not even a word. I bought a. God, I remember what it was. Hang on, let me think. Lamborghini Huracan yesterday. And the. The name on it was Gringo Lynx Metallic.

[J.D. Ryan]

His Gringo Link.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Gringo Links Metallic. I mean, Kevin, you're a gringo, right? I mean, do y' all drive? Do y' all drive? I mean, how many Mexicans drive Lamborghinis that they would name it? I mean, that's like a Texas edition. South. It's like a South Texas edition. Lamborghini Huracan, Gringo Links Metallic.

[J.D. Ryan]

It drives faster going south.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that stupid name in Lexus? Mineral green, Opalescent. What the hell is that? What would you call that in layman's terms?

[Bobbo]

Sage. I've seen that car. I've seen that color. I sold those.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the guy at the Highline store. Whenever. Whenever the customer gets out of their car and they're wearing like Nantucket Reds. Which salmon colored pants?

[J.D. Ryan]

Salmon.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they have salmon colored pants on, what that means that is a car deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

If a man gets out of his car at a dealership and he has on salmon colored pants like Murray's Nantucket Reds, right? He's gonna buy.

[Sean Buyer]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz he's rich and he just doesn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

And his time there to buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his time is worth something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And it's just a deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's already figured out I'm gonna be there, I'm gonna buy. Yeah, makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got there? Belia Brown. Belugia Brown. Otherwise known as no sell brown. We call it husk or medium husk. And if you don't know what that means. Yeah, this is. What are some other ones?

[Bobbo]

Stargazer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is that?

[Bobbo]

That's Alexis Car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stargazer. Is it red? Black.

[Bobbo]

That's a black one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stargazer, they dream up some silly stuff. Lisa has 150,000 mile bins. Lisa, give me. What is the actual color of yours?

[Caller/Guest]

Silver?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I need something fancier than that. Lisa, this is a. This is a S500.

[Caller/Guest]

It is a sparkling silver car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sparkling silver car. That needs to be. The next buyer on this one is the preacher from the church of the Zion 06. Ben's S500 with 150,000 miles. I think the congregation needs to buy this for him. And we need to give him the clergy tax break. Reverend Charles? Reverend Charles, are you here?

[Bobbo]

I was just cleaning up my rhetoric. You know, my rectory gets dirty sometimes at the end of the week.

[J.D. Ryan]

The rhetoric.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you.

[Bobbo]

Are you still at the preacher's house?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you still driving a bins, or do you want to get a Benz? You mentioned the other day that you'd like to get a bins. You think that Jesus would like for you to have a bins? I mean, what's. The. Guys, Joel Osteen's got a new jet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does have a new jet.

[Bobbo]

You kind of. I don't even want to talk about a little old pretty boy. Little bitty pretty. Joel Austin.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with Joe?

[Bobbo]

His fancy car, multiple airplanes, 400 shoes on his feet. Lily white feet. No. And John, you obviously drinking the devil's juice again.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Because I never said nothing. You buy no Mercedes Benz. I stick in my four trucks, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about these preachers driving these heavy cars?

[Bobbo]

I think it's wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

I think it's wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is it wrong?

[Bobbo]

Jesus didn't tell you? Brothers and sisters, pray with me, God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. When Moses splitted the Red Sea, Here we go. Like a medium red pork chop right in the middle of the plate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pork chop.

[Bobbo]

He didn't even wear no fancy shoes on his feet. What? No such thing as a. A club tie? They didn't have a firm handshake?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

You shaking hands with the Lord, right? When you're doing his business as a pastor of the word of God. Don't take no fancy car. You don't dress your wife up, get all brand new. Forgive me, Lord. Boobies. What you supposed to. You supposed to be your poor man living. Why in the world don't take nothing? Why give it all away? In the words of those secret bears of holiness, the red hot Chili Peppers. Give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away now amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles. Reverend Charles. There's a handle on Instagram called @Preachersneakers that has recently started and they're taking photos of clergymen that are. That are dressed a little too fat for their own good.

[Bobbo]

Look at this I stick up on the desk right here. You see that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

What is that?

[Bobbo]

That's a black wingtop floor shine. Size nine and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

I bought back in 1954 before I preached my first sermon.

[J.D. Ryan]

That look nice at the church?

[Bobbo]

As a holy living water. Praise Jesus. I've been wearing it every day since. Still a good shoe. I've exchanged the laces many times. I understand you don't need no new shoe. You don't need no fancy car. If you work, it's Jesus.

[J.D. Ryan]

So if you had access to a whole bunch of money, you would do just give it away.

[Bobbo]

Say it with me, DJ Ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

Give it away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give it away.

[Bobbo]

Give it away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give it away.

[Bobbo]

Give it away now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give it away.

[Bobbo]

Happy blessing Easter, everybody. Get yourself some chocolate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pastor Chad ve of the Zo Church in LA showed up wearing a $2,000, a Gucci backpack and rude track pants that are $800. And what was the other thing he had Some Yeezy. Seven hundred and fifties. Eight hundred dollars. I. I don't understand, man. I'll tell you, there's. There's one thing that really gets my goat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is a lion ass preacher.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now lying's one thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but, but, but the guys that fly in jet airplanes, they're con men, jd. They're con man.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was, there was a preacher that they got in trouble in that. Didn't we get in trouble? He had a nice jet and the local TV station came to his house.

[Bobbo]

You have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do you have a jet?

[Bobbo]

Hey, you know what?

[J.D. Ryan]

The. The congregation knew about it and everybody agreed that he should fly around. It gets him from one place to the other. Yeah, it was. It was all above board.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I'm in the. I'm a pilot and I love aviation and I know these guys that work on these jets and there's one in particular that, that services preachers airplanes. And I've heard the stories and it's a con. Jd. I'm sorry that you fell for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that one is. I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one is my guy that, that. That needs. It needs a. Owes a rod 200,000 for new engines and he can't pay his bill, so they locked his plane down. And then he talks him into flying to Boston to do a revival.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the, the Guy that owes the 200 went on the trip with him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they rented out a coliseum and did a revival and paid him in cash.

[Sean Buyer]

Cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know 200,000. I know a guy that spent a hundred thousand to fly a preacher over to Africa to go steal from the poor. It's stealing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stealing. Why is it stealing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Going over there and telling all these villagers in Africa that he's gonna. That he's the railway to heaven. And they give them the little bit that they have and he's spending it on a 737. That's private.

[Sean Buyer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me a break.

[Bobbo]

It's all showbiz, though, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

Always.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it ain't showbiz when poor people are giving you their money on the basis of a lie. I hate it. Anyway, with the Cowboys. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in, give us year, make, model, miles. I'll buy your car. I'll give you a fair market value or a little above. And if I don't beat your car max offer, I'll send you 100 bucks. Or just load it into. Give me the. Givemetheven.com. give me the vin.com. that's. The company sponsors this deal. I'm the owner. We're the largest wholesale dealer in the United States. GiveMeTheEven.com. we'll do it all online. You so easy, you can do it from the underwear.

[Announcer/Producer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the vin.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

You didn't steal a monkey, did you?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Announcer/Producer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This sounds like it's turned into a Tyler Perry movie.

[Announcer/Producer]

Now, John Clay Wolf, wrap your arms around me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw Casey in the Sunshine Band.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

About two months ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two months ago.

[Sean Buyer]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

At a local deal. And they were great. He still has the voice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

They're great.

[John Clay Wolf]

This. I don't know how old he is now. Henry. Henry Wayne. Casey.

[Bobbo]

Henry Wayne. Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was. Those guys are awesome. Have you seen Beyonce's video on Netflix that came out this week? I know. Turley, go ahead and bust my balls. Yes, I watched it.

[Michael Turley]

No, I, I. It's actually pretty damn good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen it, too?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what she did, JD Is. She went. You know, she's from Houston and she grew up and she liked marching bands. Sure. Black colleges.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't have it. And she went. And her Coachella performance last year.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

She wanted an orchestra, so she. You know how these marching bands, these Black colleges are awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they're amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they went and recruited the. The key people out of the region. Rambling and this and that and that and this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they brought this. You mean. I'm talking 70 people.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

To California.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they, they worked together for four months auditioning for this. And so her whole act was. Had an 80 piece orchestra, marching band behind her. But you know, they were doing that soulful stuff that they do at the football games.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was good. I liked it. Anyway, I'm not a big Beyonce fan. I mean, I'm not.

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm not either.

[John Clay Wolf]

I probably am. I need to admit the truth.

[Michael Turley]

It's put aside her politics and just her music. Her music's really freaking good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But it's worth watching if you like that stuff. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. You're on there. Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, we're talking about TV evangelist. Yeah, you need to check out a guy named Creflo Dollars, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

If he ain't heard about him, he needs to check him out.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the one that prayed for the.

[Caller/Guest]

Big guy with a $40,000 Rolex, $3,500 shark skin suit. I don't know, some kind of exotic skins on his feet, I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who sends these people money? Who sends these people money?

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah. That's what gets me the way to heaven, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the way to heaven.

[Michael Turley]

By giving the preacher.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dad, you're giving it to the church. You're not giving it to the. The preacher. The preacher is taking it. Henry Wayne Casey, by the way. 68.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

His voice is still key. It's right on way better than Vince Neil's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Creflo Dollar was the one that wanted a 40, $50 million jet from his congregation.

[Bobbo]

He.

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't steal it. He just came out and said, give me. I need you to donate to my jet fund.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Is this. Give me the vin?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we. Were you trying to get a hold of a buyer? Were you trying to get on the radio show?

[Caller/Guest]

I was just trying to see if I can get a price for my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. What have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 2016 Chevy Spark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, That's a little itty bitty thing. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, I'm trying to get rid of it. 28,000.

[Bobbo]

8.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are. 20,000. Is a sticker Automatic? Automatic. Is it gas or electric?

[Caller/Guest]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

LS or lt? Lt. Lt what color? Black. Average. Rough or clean? Did Kyle hit it in the parking lot? No. Okay, I'm an eight grand buyer. What's that? 8,000.

[Caller/Guest]

So you're gonna laugh at this. I still owe 11.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm kidding. I'm not laughing about it. No, that's typical, man. No, it just that, that's typical on the little Econo box cars because people go in there and they're like, man, I just need a car for 200amonth. They said, here's that one. And nobody looks at what they're paying for the car and they just sign up for the payment. So the dealer puts them away, they clock them like a, like a evangelist preacher. And then when it comes time to sell, they realize how flipped they are. But yeah, I'm an eight grand buyer. I mean, go to givemethevin.com, load it up 800, 807. I mean, and the odds are a guy that can afford a Chevy spark in his life probably can't write a $3,000 check and stay within budget to get out of it. They're not. I mean, it's so you go back.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they roll you into another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe. Hey, John. Hey. Hey, what you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, my wife's Mini Cooper, it's a long story, but we bought her a brand new one at 15 and spent almost a year to shop for AC.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's not a long story. That's very normal. You're lucky. Didn't spend another year in the shop for bad heads and bad valves.

[Caller/Guest]

So he bought it back. The old hush hush deal, whatever. Yeah, order a brand new car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a piece of S2amonth for AC.

[Caller/Guest]

Again, it just, it'll have the odor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the problem.

[Caller/Guest]

So now it's back in the shop again this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because it's pos. Do you know the POS stands for you can't say it on the air if you know, you know, piece of. You know, I got a piece of stuff. I mean, when's the last time a British anything built something that's worth that has any reliability of any sort? Never.

[Caller/Guest]

I agree. But she loves these small cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what.

[Caller/Guest]

What can I buy that's small like that that doesn't have his issues?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can buy that guy's Chevy Spark.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm ready to sell this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

200Amonth. Okay, let me figure out what this is. This is a Cooper. Is it a club man? A hard top? A countryman? Which one have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

It's the coupe, six speed manual. Is loaded.

[Shannon McComo]

Everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's just. So there's a clubman. A hard top is. It's the hard top. Three cylinder or four cylinder?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a four cylinder. S turbo, six speed, two door hatchback.

[John Clay Wolf]

S. It's, it's not. Wait, it's. It's a coupe, not a hatchback. Right.

[Caller/Guest]

It'S the coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's so many damn versions of this car. That's again why I know. After we're done, go to givemetheven.com and load it up so we know we're on the right car. Because the VIN number or the license plate.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

My system will decode the license plate into a VIN. It's about a 17. Grander if it's what I think it is. Go to givemetheven.com yeah, I hear you. I would not get another one. I mean Cooper dealer friends of mine. I'm sorry, I've lost personally, okay? I've been doing this for 25 years and the Coopers have been out for what, 15 in the States? Is that about right? Okay, every time I've. Every time one blows up on me, it costs me at least 3,000. And I've had it happen 20 times. So what's 20 times three? 60. Okay. I've lost $60,000 on this situation. Because what happens on these Coopers?

[Caller/Guest]

What's the next best thing? I mean we used to get the BMW. Those things have kind of gotten Mazda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miatas are good.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, Mazda.

[John Clay Wolf]

The little Miatas are sharp. If that's what you want. What else is small? If you want a car that does not depreciate, you might not like them. S2000 Honda. They're appreciating the value. If anybody has one of those, go to give me the vin.com, load it up. We'd love to buy S2000. Yeah, I forgot what year they quit making them. But they're good. They're real good. Okay, a 10 year old S2000 with good miles is worth more than your 17 Cooper. What else is small? That I believe it sporty.

[Bobbo]

You know, Toyota brought back the 86 GT if she likes stick shift.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's not the. That's not bad. The Subaru brz, something small like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it doesn't have any.

[Caller/Guest]

Is that new Fiat?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. Stop this. What's wrong with you, Joe?

[DJ Pre K]

Same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You come for help, but you come to AA and then you ask for a drink.

[Bobbo]

Just get a Ford Fiesta and be done.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. My name 800, 800 radio. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars. Forgive me the vin.com. go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Get a 60 second offer immediately. Save yourself the hustle and the hassle of going to the dealerships. And remember, if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks.

[Caller/Guest]

John, I've been listening to you since you was with Texas Direct. And I got all my homeboys in the hood listening too. And they be like, you are equal racist.

[DJ Pre K]

You know what I'm saying?

[Caller/Guest]

So we out to. I just, I just want to let.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know the hood love you, man.

[Announcer/Producer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-TRIO now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just want to let you know that I love the hood too. I was accused of being black the other day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Being black?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, by. Oh, it's a long story. Just saying you're. You're a black man, white skin, you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of grow up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Frankie says that too.

[Bobbo]

You know, I had that when I first started at my first big country station. No, a couple of listeners like really thought, you know, I don't know, something I did with my voice back then.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Tommy, a 12 Camaro SS with 52. You there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, is it, is it, is it, is it the one SS or the two SS.

[Caller/Guest]

That I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth? Okay, it's a one SS and it's got 50. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Metallic silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Metallic snowshoe silver TEF ball. 12 grand. Hang on just a second. It's got 50. It's got. What's it take to buy the. Just tell me.

[Caller/Guest]

Ah, 20,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it is 420.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's smoking them blunts. Prek. Prek. He's smoking your blunts. Hell yeah, dude. I'll get 15. 50. 52 grand in. In clothes. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll argue there.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye. Sixteen half ton, 45000 mile two wheel drive crew cab. Mike Houston. Is it cloth or leather on the Ram Dodge truck?

[Caller/Guest]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 18s or 20s?

[Caller/Guest]

It has 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do not know these Dodge trucks off the top of my head like I should. Is it 22 grand? Does that sound right? Is it the big back door or the short back door?

[Caller/Guest]

Is what back door?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, Is the back door a full size back door or a short back Door. Mike, I'm losing you. Go to. Give me the vendor. Just load it up into givemetheven.com. you're breaking up real bad. Go to givemetheven.com five foot set. Put in your license plate or your VIN number. The computer will bid it instantly. Rush Limbaugh is down the show. Here he is. Rush, we've been doing this. Gosh, how long have we been doing this?

[Bobbo]

Do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You, you've been coming in and joining our show for what, seven years now.

[Bobbo]

John, with your show? Yeah, I, I don't recall.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's Easter weekend. Rush, are you.

[Bobbo]

I've been playing, playing a little golf with our esteemed president and my dear personal friend, President Donald J. Trump. He, he cheats. I hate to bring this up every time we play, but good God, man, that's it. Now that is no reflection whatsoever on this Mueller affair. Yeah, I got kids. The report's in. Here's the deal. And this is the most objective you've ever heard. Myself, El Russ Bo correspond on matters of politics and civics.

[J.D. Ryan]

This ought to be good.

[Bobbo]

I'm watching.

[J.D. Ryan]

But look what I have.

[Bobbo]

Good Friday off. Yeah, and it was a good, good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good Friday, but it was better Saturday.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you, it's that thing when you hang around with straight people. Now, the Donald as we call him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Not King Cheeto. The Donald is a straight man. I mean, he's a straight man every way, right? No drink. No drink, no drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

No drugs.

[Bobbo]

He puts all his self abuse goes right into that hair.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

It's like when you spend an afternoon with these people and I say these people kindly. He cheats at golf. Beats me every time. But we have a good time, good talk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe he's just good and you're bad.

[Bobbo]

Talk about a little policy. I think he really benefits from my company, but I'm playing with him. And 18 holes is a three hour affair. It seems like a week and a half before I can get away, take the card back to the clubhouse, have a little Percocet time of my own. You just don't spend time around the Donald High. Oh yeah, and you guys wouldn't know this, but I'm just saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you saying?

[Bobbo]

It's one of those things, you know, you have your cool friends you can hang around with. You know, I'm Chuck Norris.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chuck Norris, Ted Nugent, not.

[Bobbo]

Neither one of them do Hunter S. Thompson. We could do some serious drugs together in an afternoon or Evening, morning as early as 8:30. Not the Donald and you go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

These things.

[Bobbo]

Look truly friends, I can't wait to get out of there and just. Just smoke a hooter.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't see you smoking a hooter. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the golf course. No.

[Bobbo]

Well, not in front of Donald.

[J.D. Ryan]

He has to get away from Donald.

[Bobbo]

He wouldn't like that. You know, you always got that one, that one straight friend you gotta, you gotta dump. You gotta ditch this guy. And I really like him, but one, he cheats at golf. Two, two, I can imbibe in his company. And three, no collusion.

[Shannon McComo]

Period.

[Bobbo]

That's the other point. That's why they're talking point. As far as obstruction, I think what they're calling obstruction today is what we used to call political positioning. Look into it. Not a crime. Take that, Dims.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, El Res.

[Bobbo]

Good luck on the back nine for your Easter tournament, Rushbow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're fixing to open office down in West Palm. We already have our address there actually.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If anybody like to know where our locations are, go to givemethevin.com and click Locations. But that's where we print our checks.

[Bobbo]

And dispatch our drivers out of the medical marijuana. Will meet you at the coast when you get there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you.

[Bobbo]

Wonderful time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rushbone. Thank you, Rushbow. Rick, you've got a Cheyenne, Wyoming phone number. Do you live in Cheyenne, Wyoming?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir, I live in the big, great big city and lovely city of Rollins, Wyoming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you calling us from there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir, I sure am.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you find us? I'm not on the air in Wyoming.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I just called us, you know, new modern technology call streaming. Yeah, I was down there in Houston for a while during the hurricanes, you know, down there and looked around. Now I got to be able to listen to the buzz.

[John Clay Wolf]

You enjoyed our bad humor and you drug it. You enjoyed our bad humor and you drug it with you back to Wyoming.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, you know what? Good humor, bad humor, as long as it's humor puts a smile on people's faces. That's all that matters.

[John Clay Wolf]

My in laws, my ex in laws. This is a good ex wife story. This was the. But they had a ranch right up there by you in Saratoga. So I spent a lot of time up in your neck of the woods years ago. Love it up there. Ta ranch.

[Caller/Guest]

Well then, then. Well, see the thing is, is I kind of hate, you know, I kind of learned to do this. I'm 60 years old and at 59 I was, you know, given the, the Opportunity to be a radio man myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I did a little summer stock. Did you, Ross? So, hey, you had something to say about preachers?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you can call it in defense, but you know, you have this, what they call the top 5% of America. You know, the rich guys that wear the fifty thousand dollar Rolexes and drive those million dollar cars, you know, so they have to have preacher man that can sit there and relate to them. So they're not looking at a poor popper preacher, you know. You know, why should I listen to you? You're just a poor popper, okay? And then that way this guy, this guy can rub elbows with him, you know, and sit there and go, you know what? I'm gonna be conscious. Let you know Jesus loves you still. But you know, don't be going around bending the people over.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot like that scene in Caddyshack where. Where Chevy was talking to Danny and he told him to be the ball. Be the ball, be the ball, Danny, be the ball. Oh, I lost him. That's all right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's time for white, black, Latino or other. Where we read a story in the news and we go around and guess the denomination of the perp.

[Bobbo]

Denomination you are now about to witness the strength of.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

You broke it down perfectly, John. So I really got to say too much more, but all right y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All, DJ Pre K everybody.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

And only.

[John Clay Wolf]

What Randy. Oh, I didn't hear what Randy said. Ran off, I don't know, it doesn't matter.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, me and Randy gonna go burn one down earlier or later, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[DJ Pre K]

You know, but. All right, y' all kick back and check this out. So this week's culprits hail from New Orleans, Louisiana. The couple was drinking on the porch when the man said lady, I really can't stand your ass. I want something to newer and better to me, sure. And she said mm, we'll see. And they keep on drinking and fussing until bedtime. When our suspect decided to take the law into her own hands. Or feet, I should say. Cause as her boo was sleeping dreaming bout a future with a better looking woman. Miss lady hit him right over the head with his own prosthetic leg. And I guess she knocked him out cold. Cuz he woke up with an injured hand, a large gun cut on his head and a damn footprint. And so the cops picked up the leg swinging attacker. And she said hell yeah, I did it. I thought I had killed him too.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, wow.

[DJ Pre K]

So she was taken in and the prosthetic was returned. So our boy will have a leg to stand on in divorce. But what y' all think about our suspect, white, black, Latino or other being.

[J.D. Ryan]

With his own leg?

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like a crazy coon ass to me. And that's other. That's French Cajun man, Louisiana.

[Bobbo]

She waited until he went to sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go Canadian, French.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna go other. Because, John, you've had a run in with a Greek with missing legs.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love a good prosthetic limb story here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we do. We have a history.

[Michael Turley]

We have two of them sitting in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our studio and we have a listener that wants to bring us one and have us sign it for him as well.

[Michael Turley]

And we have a guy that works in our office with one.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're all. They're everywhere.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going other.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got 35 seconds for a heart out black. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

She was patient. She waited for him to go to sleep and use the first thing handy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm done. White.

[John Clay Wolf]

White. Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just because they're sitting on the porch. He's just gonna wait for old Cooter Brown to go to bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a mean white woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

A mean white woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, listen, we D.J. hold it. We'll get it on the next segment. Everybody that I know in a big 100 in D.C. we're gonna lose you right now. You can go to john claywolf.com and click listen live and you'll grab the stream and you will get the the end of white, black, latino or other every. And if you have a card in the east coast that you want to sell, go to givemetheven.com we'll be back with our number four. Uno momento por favor. Streaming@john claywolf.com for the West east coast that we're fixing to lose right now.

[Bobbo]

Watching the detectives. Watching the detectives.

[John Clay Wolf]

Watching the detectives.

[Announcer/Producer]

From the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wake me up before you go.

[Caller/Guest]

Go now.

[John Clay Wolf]

How low can you go?

[Announcer/Producer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is one of my favorite brush. I don't know if there was ever a radio hit.

[Bobbo]

Ah, depends on the station. I. I used to play it all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I'd have to talk to Jay the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Program hot tip to everyone who is working this Easter holiday weekend. Everybody takes off Friday and Saturday looking for a reason to get off all the Time, but there's a handful of us that are still doing it. Ryan, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good morning, John. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 2013 Dodge Viber SRT with 36, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay, so it's not the GTS?

[Caller/Guest]

Negative.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Yellow. But here's the kicker. So it was. It was recently wrapped in satin white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I have had most of that peeled off, but there are still some still parts that need to be peeled.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if we use the solution, will it come off clean and everything's fine underneath it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's come off clean so far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where are you located?

[Michael Turley]

There.

[Bobbo]

There is.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm in boring, Maryland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There's what you were gonna say.

[Caller/Guest]

There is a check engine light on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, the straight. The straight pipe, titanium exhaust. You'll just need to tune it a little bit and it'll get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not that easy to just tune it a little bit. What do you mean, just tune it a little bit?

[Bobbo]

Tune it a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you two to tune in for me and get it off so I don't have to do a little bit of tuning in my garage? I don't know how to do.

[Bobbo]

Well, you can tune a piano, tuna fish, but you can't tune a viper.

[Caller/Guest]

Man, I. I've been so busy. I haven't been able to lately. But I mean, if you guys buy it, I'll get it done for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got 36, 000 miles on it. Is that what you said?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's high miles for that car. That's like a hundred thousand miles on a normal car, maybe 120. I mean, the viper supercars, people drive them like motorcycles. I look at supercar miles as motorcycle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Miles, you know, so 8,000 is a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Can you imagine riding a Harley for 36, 000 miles? I'd rather ride a Harley that long than drive a Viper for 35. I mean, it's about the same. You'd be less tired.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beat you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 36, 000. I think it's. I think it's. I think it's. I think it's. What do I think this thing's worth? Hang on just a second. This one's kind of. And it's got a wrap that needs been. Now, what about in the aftermarket exhaust check engine light? You're not going to get the damn light off. If you were going to get it off you'd already gotten it off. I've been doing this too long. I've heard all these stories. So, average, rough or clean? And does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller/Guest]

It. It's. It's super clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got 30, 000 miles. The car's worth. The car's worth 50 grand.

[Bobbo]

50.

[Michael Turley]

Could you.

[Caller/Guest]

Could you do. Can you do like 51, 52.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, send me some. Send me some pictures and.

[Caller/Guest]

Hold on. Do you guys come pick. Did you come pick it up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll do. I'll do 50 if you come pick it up here in Maryland.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's in boring Maryland. I didn't know there was such a place.

[Caller/Guest]

It's in born. It's 20 minutes in Washington, D.C. okay, cool, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll come get it up. Send me the photos. Go to givemethevin.com. load it up. Say, John, hit it at 50 on the air. You come get it and. And we'll get it done. Thank you, sir. Okay, so you guys got to quit doing this.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's kind of funny every time. I don't know why we would quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time we hire a new buyer. Let's talk to her. Every time we hire a new buyer for. Give me the vin. Y' all send them up here while I'm in the middle of the radio show. And you say, give John this license plate. He's got to have it. Don't let him shake you off. Get right in his face and hand him this license plate. Plate while no matter if he's on the air or not. So they're punking you. They are. Yeah, they definitely are. But as long as you're running errands, I'll take a cup of coffee. Extra creamer? No, just sweet and low. Just black or sweet. How long have you been working here? About three weeks. How do you like it so far? I like it a lot. What did you do before? I ran a department for a skincare product company. Okay. And how did you find us? Pre K?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I need a side bitch. Well, welcome aboard and thank you for the license plate. And. And go get me some damn coffee. Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

You didn't hit her like you did?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Michael Turley]

With the last guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm nicer to the girls.

[Bobbo]

That's the one we call the carpet Steamer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, white, Latino or other. Yes. We'll circle back. D.J. do you have the. Do you have the story again, real quick?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir. Okay, so A quick breakdown. Yeah. We had a couple arguing on the porch out in New Orleans. And the man was like, hey, you know, I gotta get me something new. So the lady didn't like that, of course. So she attacked homeboy in his sleep with his own prosthetic leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

She wanted it. He wanted to trade her in for a prettier younger woman and had the nerve to tell her, okay, so she beat him. She assaulted him with his prosthetic leg in his sleep.

[DJ Pre K]

Yup.

[John Clay Wolf]

In New Orleans.

[DJ Pre K]

Yup.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were doing. We were doing this earlier than. We got sidetracked. So when we're coming back to it, JD Said, why woman? I said, french Canadian. Kunis Turley.

[Michael Turley]

Opa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greek.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going other. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Greek. I should be with the Greek because I had a. I have a prosthetic leg story with a Greek. I did not beat him with it, but it's a. I have it here in the studio. I did steal his leg. And he deserved to have his leg stolen. Go ahead, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. Okay. And we've got. We've got. We've got Cluck. Cluck Norris. Our own Cluck Norris. He. He wanted to comment. Good morning, Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Clark. Hop up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cluck's a rooster. He's our in house rooster.

[Michael Turley]

Don't ask why we have one.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a long story. It'd take another 10 minutes to explain that.

[Bobbo]

You know this giant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I've been keeping a closed eye on your coffee pot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Some old broke leg man didn't come down in here, look like he trying to poison your coffee. Are you feeling okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm feeling just fine.

[Bobbo]

Cause I stuck some LSD in your coffee pot. Happy Easter.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's your creative for a rooster?

[Bobbo]

Well, now, but listen to this. Because you human beings celebrate Easter in a funny way.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that?

[Bobbo]

Give little baby chicken hens to your little ones. Play with for about a day, day and a half. All of a sudden, they ain't got no rooster chicken no more. What happened to the ticket? Well, they forgot. That's a bad practice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the story. Cluck the woman that beat the man with his own prosthetic leg. White, black, Latino or other.

[Caller/Guest]

Mmm.

[Bobbo]

He's a brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo]

I think he's most likely a brother. What you laughing at? Oh, there, old Turley barely talking about what kind and why.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just trying to figure it out.

[Bobbo]

He told her right there to her face, didn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Mexican man don't do that. He better not White man don't do that. He better not. He gonna lose half his belongings in the divorce. That sound to me like the only man to get away with that was a black man.

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't get away with it.

[Bobbo]

Except he happened to have a weapon attached to his body. John. Attached to his body. And she wait till he fell asleep sleep and beat him up with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Prek, what's the verdict, Sir?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, I guess Bobo might know. Old girl. 58 year old Michelle Jackson, a black woman, was taken in on assault charges.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those French Canadians get crazier than.

[Bobbo]

Beginning to feel a little funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we have a. We have a. Prek, you got one from Las Vegas on one. Sean Buyer. Sean is in the studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's change his name to Earl first. So we just said it a little late now real quick. Yeah, but wait. No last names are ever used. We got to protect the innocent. So. So, Sean, do you know why you're up here?

[Sean Buyer]

I have no idea. My birthday.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were on the show.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's your birthday.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were on the show. Oh, I don't know, six months ago when you. When you went off on a bender and. And you came back and you told all of our listeners, our family what happened and we brought you back on and it's been good and everything's been fine. A little spotty here and there, but you're kind of like the high maintenance woman, you know, I gots to go. I got to go. So. But, but Kyle, Brother Kyle said that you. You were. You've been spotty lately. He claims that you went AWOL a week ago.

[Sean Buyer]

That is absolutely untrue.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is the second untruth out of brother Kyle this week that he's been accused of. Two for two. Yeah, because earlier listeners in the show, Shannon, accused him of hitting his car in the. In the parking lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think Kyle. Do you think that happened, Sean?

[Sean Buyer]

I plead the fifth on that because he still has to bid my cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it could happen.

[Sean Buyer]

Anything's possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is he saying that you went AWOL again?

[Sean Buyer]

I believe that we just had a communication difference and at the end of the day, I gave him some sticky notes with some time off that I had and. And that probably went awol, not me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, so you. You gave off time and he didn't realize you're off.

[Sean Buyer]

Once again, I can't speak for Kyle, but on the. On the flip side, I did communicate that I have some different times off over the course of the year, which Turley usually has My old buyer was Turley, you know, and obviously Turley's very communicative or over communicative or he wouldn't have him on the show. But, you know, it is what it is. We hashed it out, everything's good.

[Michael Turley]

I'm back.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was trying to call you and you wouldn't answer. To find out where you were.

[Sean Buyer]

I was out of town over the weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're posting on Facebook.

[Sean Buyer]

I, I understand that.

[Bobbo]

Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you, Facebook is web based.

[Bobbo]

May I, may I interject?

[John Clay Wolf]

So you could get a WI fi but not a cell signal?

[Sean Buyer]

I, I don't. I didn't get any phone calls.

[Bobbo]

So you know what happened, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you not taking phone calls? Go ahead, Bob.

[Bobbo]

He wrote this on, on post. It notes gave him to Kyle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Most you guys don't realize this, and I've spent a lot of time with Kyle personally. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

At.

[Bobbo]

At and away from work. Kyle can't read.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Yeah, we didn't know that.

[Bobbo]

No. All this time, Kyle acts like he knows what's going on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's just improvising. Yeah. This would be the best ABC after school special ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he just thought these were little yellow squares?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. He hands to him. He looked, he looked at him, didn't he? He's like, okay, oh, good deal. Congratulations. Because he doesn't know what they say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Earl, Earl, is it. Could there be truth that when you get to a point in your, in your book of business for a month or a week or whatever and you feel like you've done your job, that you just slide on off because you know that you're outperforming others and that. What are they going to do? They're going to fire me.

[Sean Buyer]

That is absolutely, absolutely incorrect. I'm, I'm greedier than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Because. Because that's what Kyle kind of thinks could be the case is that if you get to a point where you're over performing that you're just like, ah, you know, I've already done mine. I'm gonna go home and, and go web based. Do you think it's absolutely no way or could there be some truth to it?

[Sean Buyer]

No, there shouldn't be any truth to that whatsoever.

[J.D. Ryan]

There shouldn't be.

[Sean Buyer]

As an old car guy, you know, you do know that performance stuff has a little bit of, a little bit of leeway in what you do. I guess that mentality has always been there, but I've been in the business for 20 years, so I can't say that that's not feasible, but it shouldn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there any way that when you feel like you've communicated and he's trying to communicate to you, where are you? Would it be okay to. Would it be too much for you to say, hey, man? To answer the call and say, hey, I told you I'm taking off?

[Sean Buyer]

No, you're absolutely correct. And Kyle and I have hashed that out, and we want to make sure that we're on the same page. And, you know, at the end of the day, communication is key, no matter what the situation or scenario is.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Made an observation about your navigation in your.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that was the Facebook thing.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, when you put up something that your. Your phone had told you, directions to someplace that you never go.

[Sean Buyer]

My phone, for some reason, ever since I've had it when I. I got it brand new, tells me to go to some dojo and take tai chi.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I just said, does it ever give you directions to work?

[Sean Buyer]

To which I responded, does yours ever show you get you to show up on time?

[Bobbo]

On time?

[J.D. Ryan]

I said, no, it never does.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a ball buster here.

[Bobbo]

This Easter weekend, one happy bunch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mine is set.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would go deeper, Sean Earl, if I. If I had more facts. Unfortunately, I'm not prepared, and I don't feel like dragging Kyle back up here to hear his other side of the story. But we'll just go with. He's illiterate. All right, thank you. And everybody, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to get an immediate offer in your car. It's not one of those waste your time deals. If you've got your license plate number and a photo. I mean, 45 seconds is how long it takes. It's ridiculous. Hang on. Dale, what are you doing?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I'm driving home from dropping my wife off from work. That's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

Listen to your show every Saturday. It's a nice show. I love it. I don't have nothing to say all though, but I just listened to it. It's interesting. I have some funny characters on there, but Vegas is. Vegas is on, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dale, will you take us to. Come here. Can you take us to commercial break? That means like. Like you do the outro. You will be right back with more of the John Clay Will show from Las Vegas.

[Caller/Guest]

We'll be right back to the John Clay Moore show from Las Vegas.

[Announcer/Producer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-readio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's Rob Ball doing on the phone? What's he want?

[Michael Turley]

I think he's just lonely in Baton Rouge.

[J.D. Ryan]

A buyer from Baton Rouge in our Baton Rouge.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Pre K. He'll call me after hours just to talk. I'm like, dude, man, I'm off work.

[J.D. Ryan]

We didn't know anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K, you there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What is your job here on Saturday mornings?

[DJ Pre K]

Screen the calls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so part of screening the call is to put in there what they want.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, it's Rob Ball, man. Who knows what the hell he wants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob Ball, what you got?

[Caller/Guest]

What's up, big man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. We're just doing a radio show. Been doing it for about 13 years now on Saturday morning. What are you doing, man?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm just trying to buy all these cars for you, John. Trying to get these people paid out. Here we are. We're buying everything out here, man. Did you hear about that Model A that rolled up last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard that.

[Caller/Guest]

We bought 18, 29 model A.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, what you're fixing to do is have every redneck, rich redneck go to give me the VIN and load up classic cars that we can't buy because they want too much for them, but go ahead.

[Caller/Guest]

Did I say Model A? I meant. Yeah, I meant lifted diesel truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, what it is, we bought that hot rod. T bucket, you know, supercharged and all this good stuff. I normally don't do it. And I went ahead and did it on this one. So what is it? Nice?

[Caller/Guest]

Dude, it is super cool, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, it's literally almost fully restored. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop right there. Stop, stop, stop. Key word. I heard almost. What is.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, see, I don't buy brave on this one, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's almost about it?

[Caller/Guest]

You know, it was really raining pretty hard last night. We were trying to find a place to store it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got everything handled.

[Caller/Guest]

But the main thing for me was, you know, the fact that it, you know, it doesn't have any windshield wipers or door handles or, you know, a roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, are the door handles supposed to be there? Are they not supposed to be there?

[Caller/Guest]

I really don't know, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are there holes in the sheet metal where the door metals would go? Yeah, I think so. Are there holes in the sheet metal on the doors where the door handles would be?

[Caller/Guest]

He's got little levers where he put there now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's fine. That's the way it's supposed to be. And a lot of Those. Those happy days cars don't have. Don't have roofs. Now, the windshield wipers. Huh? I mean, are there knobs where the windshield wipers are supposed to be? Are they. Are they missing or. They just. Not there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Made with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so listen, it's getting better. So what's not. You really tell the level of detail that our guys know. So. So what? What's not finished about the custom, John.

[Caller/Guest]

He's cut stuff off.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like a motorcycle. Just like a motorcycle. Is there anything missing that. Is there any part of the project that's not finished is what I'm trying to ask you.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a running car. It's a running car. It's just, you know, he's got a custom roof on it, John. We'll put it that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that we had to put a tarp. We had to put a tarp on it last night to keep it out of the rain. When are they picking it up and bringing it to Dallas?

[Caller/Guest]

We're waiting on a covered wagon, man. It's probably Monday, but I got it blocked in with a big old truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I don't want that car sitting out in the parking lot in front of Albertsons, next to our office in Baton Rouge over the weekend with just a tarp over it. So just. I'm fixed to say the stupidest thing I've ever said in my entire life.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on. Let's stand by.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop all the music, everybody.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring it home with you. What?

[Michael Turley]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? So, I mean, the risk is, would you rather, Rob Ball. Take it home. Wow. Or leave it by itself? And now that we're on the radio talking about leaving this car out in front of our office on the airline in Baton Rouge, you have to bring it home. You have to put it somewhere. Hey, we've got a plan.

[Caller/Guest]

We got a plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you call me on the radio with all this?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm. I'm. I'm lonely, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what have I told you, Rob? About saying my name, Rob. About everything. After every sentence, Rob. It sounds cheesy. Salesman. Rob. So you're not going to do it? My son. My son that was in the buyer's office and listening you talk that crap. He starts saying that to me. Dad, dad.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm like, no, he's learning.

[Caller/Guest]

This is why I'm lonely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

I annoy everyone out of my life.

[Michael Turley]

This is why we need another buyer out there to keep him company.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to jobsmetheven.com if you'd like to be a givemetheven.com buyer the work out of the Baton Rouge office with Rob Ball because he needs somebody to talk to and get ready to hear your name often at the end of every single sentence. He just can't help it. All right, thanks, Rob. 800-800-723. Rob, if you're listening, which sounds like you are, send us a photo of the tea bucket. I'd like to see it. I'll put it up on the Facebook page.

[Bobbo]

Your only other alternative would be to get strip club to come. Keep an eye on it over the weekend. He ain't got nothing to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't laugh yet.

[Michael Turley]

He won't drive that far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he won't. Not for the. Unless you're gonna pay me the right amount of money.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're paying now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so butthurt over the fact we opened the office and it cut down on his drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, is that what it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, completely. I'm surprised they didn't file the lawsuit.

[J.D. Ryan]

He will opened an office there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was making this because we were picking up all the cars in South Louisiana and Baton Rouge and taking them to a holding yard in Lafayette. And then John opened an office in Baton Rouge and made it easy for everybody. But he cut me out and I feel like I've been done wrong. Section 8473 of the Penal code.

[Michael Turley]

What is the discrimination against right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, just kidding. Which one of his personalities of Rennie's because he's a Renaissance festival.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, starting to hurt again there.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've got another affiliate we started up in. In. In really in Nevada today. I don't know. Are we still on there, both affiliates right now? I think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two stations?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 800-800-7234. We have an office in Vegas off Sahara as well. Dallas, Houston, all you guys, San Antonio, Austin. We've got people around you too. You can go to give theven.com load up your car if you'd like to sell it. And if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

What else do we have in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Near Maybe sound clips.

[J.D. Ryan]

We do have some sound clips, actually. You know, a couple tries to slip away when they're on vacation, have a quiet little private moment in a swimming pool. We've probably all done it. Well, this man and woman, they were arrested in Bozeman, Montana after allegedly having a moment to themselves in a hot springs. The only problem Was hot springs was also a children's pool. Quality swim time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man and a woman could each go to prison after they were caught having sex in a local hot springs and children's pool with kids nearby. 33 year old Don Klein appeared in court this morning while 37 year old Aaron Miller will be in court tomorrow. Each charged with indecent exposure. The hot springs manager and four witnesses saw Klein and Miller having sexual intercourse about 10ft from children in the pool before someone called a sheriff's office. Couple was later pulled over and arrested. Klein's bail was set at $5,000. And she's not allowed to go back to the hotspot springs.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's my favorite part of the whole thing. And she's not allowed to go back to the hot springs ever again. There's a United Airlines pilot that's not allowed to go back to the Denver airport for a while. He was arrested in September 4th standing naked in front of his 10th floor window. It just so happens that that 10th floor window looks out into the terminal area of the airport. By the way, though the charges were eventually dropped, Collins did spend two days in jail. His name is Andrew Collins. And was suspended from United Airlines for six months. Wow.

[Caller/Guest]

Keep your hands where I can see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep your hands where I can see them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make a flyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir.

[Bobbo]

You're under arrest. Okay. For what?

[John Clay Wolf]

NPC exposure.

[Caller/Guest]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Shannon McComo]

I didn't even think twice. And I'm on the 10th floor. I opened the curtains. I don't even think I opened them all the way. Did a quick assessment of my surroundings. There's nobody outside that mirrored windows into the terminal. You couldn't see inside. When you're in a hotel room understand that that is you. You should enjoy the same privacy as as you do in your house. It was ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Man.

[Michael Turley]

Who hasn't done that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, press ham against the glass into the mall.

[Michael Turley]

You're in a big old High Story Hotel.

[John Clay Wolf]

10Th Floor. We run a ski lift in college and my buddy Carter pressed ham on the gondola window and the window popped out and I caught him. I caught him. He died.

[J.D. Ryan]

You saved his life.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not worth dying over. Mooning. Good moon shots are understoodable. But it's not worth dying over. Don't do it on a ski. Gone. But my name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. The radio be back in just a second. Running into the sun.

[Announcer/Producer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Call John toll free 1-800-800-radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love friends. As long as they're on our side.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like to see a happy ending.

[Announcer/Producer]

And now Senor Juan Clay wol.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love who Friends.

[Bobbo]

As long as they're on our side.

[Caller/Guest]

Friends.

[J.D. Ryan]

As long as they're on our side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Friends.

[Bobbo]

You said it, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but I bet there was a context that made it made sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don in Dallas and 09 Solstice. GXP. Is it the turbo or not? Well, they're both turbos on the gxp. Is it the two? Hell, they're all. Is it the roadster or the coupe? That's what I meant to ask. It is a convertible?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

64.

[John Clay Wolf]

$985,500.

[Caller/Guest]

55,500 and that's a little low.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's detected by what I was looking for.

[Caller/Guest]

I had listed a lot higher at one time. But I'd like. I'd like to get 7, 500 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I cannot make that work. But I would go to six. It's like any commodity trade. There's a bid and an ask. I know you went out there and fished for the big money. You didn't get it. Now we can turn it into a check. The six bite, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, right. I had two offers for six already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, the 6200 buy it and you bring it to me. Where do you live.

[Caller/Guest]

In Dallas. Well, specifically in Garland.

[John Clay Wolf]

62.50. And I don't have to pay the transport because it cost me 100 to go get them.

[Caller/Guest]

Right? Yeah. I gotta live with my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever considered getting separated, John?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm doing life with no parole. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she would get mad. Would 6500 make her happy on this Easter holiday weekend?

[Caller/Guest]

He's Cherokee and Irish. You think she's got a temper?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not going to get happy about anything. So bring it over here. I'll give you a check for 6,500. Then you go take a thousand and put it with it. And then tell her you got 7,500.

[Caller/Guest]

If you'll do seven, I'll take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't make it work at seven. I. I think I can get. I think the bring money. 6,500. I'm willing to give it just because sometimes I get lucky. So if I bought it from you for 65 and I sell it for 65, I'll lose 300 bucks in my what it cost me to transition one. But you know, if it brings seven, then I'd make 200. I'll partner with you. I'LL partner. Hey, I'll partner with you. From seven grand. High. Low. So we split the high. We split the low. So I'll give you a check for seven grand. Here's what I'm saying. I'll give you a check for seven grand. And I will just draw right up on a little piece of paper. I'm partners on this car. If it nets less than seven, I pay half. If it brings. If it nets more than seven, I owe you half. We'll partner it. Think about that. Yep. Yep. Go to givemetheven.com and write it up. Chance in Fort Worth, Texas. Good morning. You're on the air. Good.

[Caller/Guest]

The 2016 Mustang GT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

30,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Premium or base?

[Caller/Guest]

No, just base.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

30.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? And is it a stick or an automatic?

[Caller/Guest]

It's ruby red. It's an automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean? Anything wrong with it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, there's nothing wrong with it. It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 25 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to give dot com. Says he got recognized from bumping uglies on a hotel balcony. David in Louisiana. I cannot believe someone in Louisiana would have that story.

[Caller/Guest]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you down in Bourbon Street?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, no, no. We were actually at a hotel out by the airport, way up on, like, the eighth floor. And my wife was. Don't do it. Don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do that.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, well, the next day, we're downtown New Orleans, and the waitress says, I saw you last night at the hotel. I was like, how did you. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, that.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good news is, is your wife didn't see you with the waitress. So this could be a lot worse. All right, 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

See, everybody's done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody with the in front of a mirror thing.

[Michael Turley]

And, you know, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, oh, my Lord.

[Michael Turley]

Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many hotel balconies? All of them is the answer, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see that picture I posted on the Facebook page of that buyer at the auction last week? With the pink shirt and the man bun and the goatee and the white glasses upside down?

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought it was a joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the man bun. I'm queer. Is a millennial version of. I think the man bun is a millennial version of a mullet. Think about that for a minute. Let that digest. So when man buns are gone and they're looked at 20 years later in hilarity, it's much like the mullet, don't you. I mean, it's a different character. The mullet man is much more violent and much more temperamental. Man Bun is a softer individual, huh?

[Michael Turley]

Well, he did threaten one of our managers at one time, remember?

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got a very good point. You saw that clip of Lieutenant Dan fighting with Man Bun a year ago. Get you some, bitch.

[Michael Turley]

I don't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was, that was Lt. Dan when Man Bun threatened to kill him and Lt. Dan offered to get you some. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It could be a deal. Though you may be right about the, the mullet in the man bun. Just that an at the time, harmless fashion, true choice made with unquestionable taste.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo, do you have a pen or a paper or anything to write with handy?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you please write us, the listeners, your friends in the radio studio, a country song called Man Bun and Mullet?

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy, the man bun and the mullet.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the, the cat in the cradle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Golly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you can do it. I think you can do it. I think you could be good. Well, sure, you know, I had to bring it up now what hit me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Dallas, you're on the air. What you got? Hey, hey.

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 2017 Mustang. Ralph Mustang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it supercharged?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so It's a stage three.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, was MSRP 50, 63,000 or do you remember?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I think that's what it was. 63 and change.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

11,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm mid-30s is what I think is the money. I need to look it up. Go to givemetheven.com and we will load it and give you a hard offer. We'll email it to you.

[Caller/Guest]

Alrighty. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Big Larry in Dallas. Did you buy this 04 BMW new?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I, I, I actually won it in a car game.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago?

[Caller/Guest]

Couple years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just so funny. So it's a 760. So it's a 12 cylinder.

[Caller/Guest]

Gosh, you know, I don't know. I know it's a. It's a black 760i four door sedan. It's in great shape. Black, it's got black wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it smoking? When it warms up, does it have white smoke trickling? Not puffing, but just a little bit out of the tailpipes? Because they all do it.

[Caller/Guest]

No, as a matter, no. As a matter of fact, I just took it into to Dallas BMW Mini and just paid 4, 500 for a new cooling system. They went through the whole thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

The car. You missed the first part of the program when we said don't do that, don't do that.

[Caller/Guest]

Don't do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't spend big money on old cars because it ain't worth it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, but you know what I mean. You know, as far as I was concerned, it was it. I couldn't buy a new car for 4, 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but here you are trying to sell it. So when I offer you 4, 500, you're gonna think I'm stupid.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm not. Not necessarily. I mean, just a little car's worth. That's what the car's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I, I think that's what the car is worth if it's nice. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. See, he did win it. So yeah, he's got nothing in it. But he was so good before. I would have rather bought it for 2500 before he did that. And now we're stretching around his shop bill. I hate shop bills. I don't care. We go to these dealerships and buy all these cars that are trade ins and they run them through the shop because the dealer wants to make money on the shop service. So they bring their wholesale cars and they run them through the shop. So we're buying them from the dealerships like, well, my shop ticket, bro. My shop ticket, bro. I'm like, I don't give a damn about your shop ticket, bro.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And any. We have a trade [e-mail] Speaking of Dealer work. So guys that are going in and work at dealerships, franchise stores, go to givemetheven.com We've got a trade in specialist trade in desk. We work these trade ins all the time. Customers do it too. You can get your number from us. We'll do an in and out with, with your dealer choice. Or we can refer the ones that we trust. Simply put. And go to the gimmetheven.com trade desk. Well, I was gonna say something else. I got 36 seconds before we're off. In Dallas on the buzz, the podcast. Buzz listeners. Buzz listeners, jump over to 97.5 if you want to catch our number five. Everybody else is staying on for the duration.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stream is still up for one more hour. John, Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're losing one of the Vegas radio stations right now. The other one's running on two hour delay so you can catch. You know, it's kind of like when Howard Stern did 10101, right. They had the live feed and then a two hour delayed feed for the west coast. That's kind of what we're doing there. All right. Anyway, we'll start over here in just a second. We've got plenty more stuff go over 800. 800 radio is the call in number. Give me the vin.com is the website. My name is John Clewol and I buy cars Radio. Happy Easter.

[Announcer/Producer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800, radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had a bunch of Oklahoma calls this morning we haven't taken because they all had half a million miles on it. But here's Gary in Moore, Oklahoma, and He only has 116,000 miles. Oh, man. Half as much. Less than half. Your math's really up to speed, D. Morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's raining?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, what's up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. How nice is this Ranger?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, man, that's a mute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a beater?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, it's a beauty.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I don't know if you're kidding. Is it extended cab?

[Caller/Guest]

Kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an Edge xlt? Xl?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a Edge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's an extended cab. Six cylinder automatic.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this even your car? Did you just call in to talk to us on the radio?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's my girlfriend's car. She really wants to get rid of the damn thing. She wants like a Camry or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Does two grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Does two grand buy two grand Bot, baby, you dead ass serious. Two grand bite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, dead ass serious.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I gotta be honest with you here. But yeah, like you want two grand for this?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it might not be that good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if it's rough, we don't know. Gary, here's the Money on US 2 to 2,500 if go to givemetheven.com, take us some pictures. And take us some pictures of the bad spots too. Don't give us the dating profile picture. Give us the. The fat belly one. You there? He's. He's done. Just go to give me the vin.com. hey, Spencer in Baton Rouge. You got a hot rod shop?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, Yeah. I like what you're doing there on the radio and. And I know you don't deal with old cars that much, but I just don't know. Run across something you need checked out or. Yeah, now I hear you there. It's a tricky market.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's really, really. I mean, I could learn it, but my brain so full of this other stuff that if I try to bring that on Then I'll just start growing up. You know, the, the, the ten to $20,000 muscle cars, they're not easy, but they're easy. But you get into. But everybody wants 30 for them as, you know, or 40, you know. Really my, my new thing is I. We get these emails all the time. Do you buy a classic car? And I write back, yes, but for half of what you're thinking. And they write back, well, how do you know what I'm thinking? I was like, I don't.

[Bobbo]

Doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

But whatever it is, just cut it in half before we start talking about. And I've had them right back. Well, it's worth a lot more than that. Okay, so it's like having a psychotic conversation. We haven't even talked about how much it's worth. It's just half of whatever you think it's worth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whatever you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Spencer, am I that far off?

[Caller/Guest]

No. I mean, I've had eighty or ninety thousand dollars, you know, quote eighty, ninety thousand dollar cars come in the shop and you put them on lift and there's no floorboards left in them. So they, you know, someone puts lipstick on them, sends them to auction. So I like to try and work with people before they buy the car and like I said, help them get them ready to sell so they're not, you know, passing on a lemon.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not easy. There's not such a lemon in classic cars. But it's not that easy to sell them in that one car that sold in Barrett Jackson or Mecham that got publicized. That burns in everybody's brain. That's one moment in time. That's the super bowl moment for that car.

[Caller/Guest]

And that was two rich guys that wanted at the same time.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Caller/Guest]

Not necessarily market value.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just, it's a tricky deal. But you know, really good muscle cars. I see them when you're at these auctions.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see them sell. You know, Mecham and cruise in the regular auctions. Really nice looking cars that were rebuilt. They're $20,000 the great ones. But I saw this one do 75. Well, it ain't that one, homeboy. I mean, this is a fake. This is, this is a fake Picasso. A real Picasso brings. It's art. It's all we're trading as an art commodity. There's originals and there's redos. And the redos are worth 15 to 20 and the originals are worth 50 to 100 million. You know, it just matters what they are. I don't know. That's my opinion. Thanks, Spence. 800. I gave him a lot of talking time. 800-800-723-4-800. This whole thing, I mean, education. So, Baba, I'm confused. We're on in Vegas. Don't say the station names because I don't want them to compete with each other. But we're on in two stations. Are we on them, both stations right now?

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

One's. One's delayed two hours and one's live. So we're starting live there at 6 because that's 8 Texas time and the other one's tape delayed. And they started eight west coast time.

[Bobbo]

They both get the prime hours of 8am to noon our time. One of them starts at 6am on the west coast, which has been pretty good. We got a lot of calls as soon as they came on the other one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we on on both of them right now?

[Bobbo]

No, the other one. The other one's gonna be running until 2pm our time because they run 8 to noon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but no, listen to what I'm saying. I know there's a two hour gap. Remember when Stern went to satellite? They had Howard 100 which was live.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they had Howard 101, which was a two hour delayed west coast feed.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we're doing with this now. Right now is our show on. On two Las Vegas stations, but there's two hour delay between them.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so right now they can hear us on two stations.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but not at the same time.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you miss something, you can go back to the other one. Okay, Got it. Yeah. I mean, how the hell did we get this whole thing? I. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, just the whole thing, it's, it's been, it's been fun, it's exciting. It's just, it's getting confusing.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it all started, it started in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wichita Falls freaking Texas. Right on a. No, on, on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you do the nooner first?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did. I did a 8 to 9 slot on a little half, half ass station. I say half ass because Kaleur out there was the big mama. And then it's stepbrother, which was Texas country was the outlaw. And, and they gave us a slot and then we started on this ESPN station doing the nooner. And that's where I met Bobbo. And that was 13 years ago.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Oh, wait, was it 08?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was before that.

[Bobbo]

12 years at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's been a long time.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we were, you know, I used to own Vernon Auto Group up there. And. And then we came back to Dallas. I sold the dealerships, moved back to Dallas, and I started doing the show on the Fan in Dallas for a group of dealers. And all the bids were good at those dealerships. And that's. I wanted to make a career out of being radio host.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then what I noticed, because I was a big wholesaler before, and I noticed that the dealers wouldn't pay for the cars that I bid if it didn't fit their mantra. If it was an Odyssey van that was 14 grand, had 82,000 miles on it, they didn't want it, so they wouldn't pay for it. So then the customers would call the office and say, hey, this is bull. And I'd pay for it. I'd buy it straight myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

You would buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I started buying these cars myself. And we were growing this network. But it just became more and more confusing because I was having the dealer groups be my franchisees. And they wouldn't do what they said they would do. Imagine that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Imagine a deal. Not doing what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were paying me $1,000 a week a piece. So I was making money, sure. But I wasn't following through on my promise to the customers because the dealers wouldn't do what I said. What our agreement was, you have no real.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't really make them.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I finally said, screw it. Screw the dealers. I'm gonna be the dealer. And we rebranded it givemetheven.com and we.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then Bobbo made that stupid jingle and the rest is history.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all Bravo's fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But then I was like, okay, so in order to streamline this and make it big, I have to have a system that will handle the flow. So we started investing in building our own IT network in our operating system and bidding system and all that. Because nobody made anything for it because it didn't exist. Carvana does this commercial now. We invented. You didn't invent. Yes, I invented the sight unseen carbine babe.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they believe it too. I love Carvinho. They're a good customer of mine. But, you know, they didn't invent that commercial. Kind of torques me. We definitely pioneered the sight unseen car purchase remote control. Sure. We've been doing it for 13 years. And then, because before that, when I was a wholesaler, I was buying from CarMax. I bought 10,000 cars from 10,000 cars. CarMax.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

From 07 to 01. And they would buy them from the customers and then they'd sell them to me for a profit. And then I'd do my stuff to them and sell them to other dealers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, win, loser, draw. And I was like, if I could just get them myself. And that's how all this happened. But. But this building, this system where we. Now we've got a system where we can hire people that are not car savvy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they can handle our customers and they have a manager over them, a pit boss that is car savvy. They can say yes. Bump to 10. 5. No, don't go past that. Yes, he's right. System hit it at nine. It's lifted its wheel, it's tired. This miles. The desirability is this. Go 3,000 over. 4,000 over. Some cases, 5,000 over. Depends on a computer. Can't know. And then when they get to cars that they don't know, then they go to me and they send me the links and say, hey, this one takes 20. 20 grand. I mean, it's way out of all of our data. But. But you tell me to send you the good ones.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of times we buy them because you just. A computer will never be able to do that. So. But between Dallas, I mean, we sold 412 plus the other stuff, so 500 last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Week.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then with the. With the Pennsylvania add on. They're not all mine, but we work in group, in ordination with another group. That's 800. 900. 900. Imagine the accounting for that.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I can't even fathom how you move. I remember when Michael was. When we just had a few.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's 15 million a week in volume.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Imagine the amount of money tied up in this. I can't either. It make me sick to think about business cash flow. Oh. In the payoffs.

[Bobbo]

Cash flow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better have my money. I mean, because it's like a. It's like a casino. Because on the backside that you can't see, you got cash control, baby. And we've got a fleet of smart women and men upstairs that are titled. I mean, just Handling all this Money.

[Bobbo]

I was going to say you're doing it smart because it's not just a matter of personnel, it's a matter of capable personnel. Right, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very much so. And having savvy people, not robots still looking over everybody that has that old school car mentality that knows when they're getting hustled. Hang on. And Connie will put the brakes on the deal quick.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, she's been here from the beginning.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was doing this before I met her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Before he met her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, she's been. She was a title clerk when she was 15. And she. I mean, you know, the. She'll jump in the middle and Jeff Carr will jump in the middle. People that are in that world that have the car dealer background will stop a deal when they. When they smell fraud.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because imagine how many people try.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

The risk of buying a car sight unseen and then have people trying to hustle you. We're still gonna get hustle. It happens. But. But we'll catch them pretty quick. And what's so funny is our reviews. If you go online, they're gorgeous. Everybody just says they did what they said they do on time. I mean, there's thousands of them that say great. And there's like five bad ones. And guess what the five bad ones are. Junk ass cars. Sure. That weren't worth anything to begin with. That we never should have even jacked with and never even tried to offer.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

500 cars. All of our bad reviews are on junk. I'm like, I would have given you money just to go away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give you 200 bucks to leave someone.

[John Clay Wolf]

And keep the car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even want it. It cost me more to handle that piece of trash than it does. And here we are getting a. We've got this gorgeous. We've got the best review set of. We have the best reviews for a car dealer in the history of carbon.

[J.D. Ryan]

History of cardio. I was gonna say go to Carmax's.

[John Clay Wolf]

And read their reviews and then go to ours. Google, Facebook, Better Business Bureau. It's. It's, it's proven. All right. Anyway, we'll be back a second. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[Announcer/Producer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're primarily an entertainer on the radio. We think our show is just getting good.

[Announcer/Producer]

800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate this job.

[Caller/Guest]

I hate this job, but I don't need it.

[Bobbo]

Three beers. I get a little lofty myself.

[DJ Pre K]

Now.

[Announcer/Producer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this kiss?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What song?

[Bobbo]

Strutter, ain't it?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't know my kiss and I don't know my Sabbath. I like them both.

[Bobbo]

There's no point studying either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drunk. Drunk Ass Tracy. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Oh, finally.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not Drunk Ass Tracy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but that. It comes up, you're saved in our system. When you. When this number calls in, it comes in as Drunk Ass Tracy or Drunk Ass Dawn.

[Caller/Guest]

In the notes here says, good morning, John. Play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

I have got some bad news and some good news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

We put our dog down a couple weeks ago.

[Bobbo]

What's the bad news?

[Caller/Guest]

And don't have. Dawn is having a problem with it, but guess what he did on Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller/Guest]

You put a ring on my finger.

[John Clay Wolf]

He put a gold ring on her finger. I'm so glad that it's mine.

[Caller/Guest]

After five years, this sweet man put a ring on my finger.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did you say?

[Michael Turley]

He basically said.

[Caller/Guest]

I said yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where were y'? All?

[Caller/Guest]

We were in a punch up.

[Michael Turley]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's good. Nothing wrong. Nothing wrong with being thrifty. There's no reason to throw good money out the window.

[Bobbo]

He better be glad he did, too, because I was fixing to swoop in.

[Michael Turley]

So the man.

[Caller/Guest]

I love this man so much. He is the heart of mine. He is. He is sitting on the floor right now listening to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drunk Ass Tracy and Drunk Ass Don.

[Caller/Guest]

Everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Congratulations. Happy fifth wife. Fifth wife. Well, we're gonna make it the last. We're gonna make it the last. Thank you. Thank you for the update. Tracy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good that he slowed down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drunk Ass Tracy and Drunk Ass Don are going to have. When is the wedding and where is it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm thinking my birthday. May 19th.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where is this going to take place? What are y' all drinking?

[Caller/Guest]

Vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what kind? What brand? Tito's.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Vodka and Sprite.

[DJ Pre K]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brand? Let me guess, let me guess. Let me guess. If you buy. If you drink Kentucky Deluxe Bourbon, then you got McCormick's vodka.

[Caller/Guest]

No, we're. We're off the Kentucky Deluxe.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're.

[Caller/Guest]

We. We're drinking for weekend. White Wolf Vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

White Wolf. Bob, are you familiar?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I was going to say Taka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Taka.

[Bobbo]

Something Russian. You're paying too much, honey.

[Caller/Guest]

No, not the taco. No, no, no. Not the taco.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a celebration vodka.

[Michael Turley]

That's the good vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Drunk Ass Tracy, I want you to send. Go to John. Go. Go to the show site or the car site and send. To. Send me an email. Just say contact us. Give me your address. I'm going to send y' all a bottle of good vodka as a celebration gift. Thank you. Absolutely. Congratulations. Yes, ma'. Am. I doubt it, but I'm gonna. I might. I'm gonna send you a. I'm gonna send you. Also. We'll send you a Sell that T shirt. Anybody can find on our [e-mail] click merch and drunk Ass Don. Drunk Ass Trish. I'll send you both one. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jeff and Austin, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I heard you talking. You know how you got started and you know what you're doing, but man, you're also helping the consumers, man, because now we kind of know what to look for. I'm in the market for a vehicle myself and after I sell to you my current vehicle, you're kind of arming us with what to look out for as far as how much. These dealers are marking up these used cars and you know, knowing if they got like one guy in Dallas told me, oh, we just took this car on trade and he bought a new car. So now I know that he got more for his trade and they just moved the numbers into the new car deal. So I'm not probably not going to get a good deal on that vehicle. So you're helping the consumer, man. You know, keep doing what you're doing, you know, really appreciate it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun. I appreciate the phone call, man. West Flower Mound 13 GT 76,000 miles. Stick. Is it a premium?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not sure what premium means, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you got leather. Does it. Okay, so. Oh, hang on, let me ask you. Does it have a mock stereo? Mach 500 stereo. Does it say that?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir, it's a. It is leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you put it in or was it already there? Did it come factory?

[Caller/Guest]

The leather came factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably premium. I'm gonna bid it as a premium. If it's not, we'll have to chop it back a little bit. It's got 70,000 miles. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

76. 7. It's white. Real pretty white.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is the leather? Tell me it's black leather.

[Caller/Guest]

The leather's tan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Tan's good, but black's a little sharper mattes in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But just on sports cars, white on black. Contrast just has that extra pop and it brings a little bit more money. Absolutely. We're just talking inches now. 76, 000 miles. 76, 000 miles. 76', 000 miles. Let me look at what MMR is. Hang on. That. That's a. I've got it pulled up here. I know what I'm thinking.

[Caller/Guest]

I got one more to run past.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a 14 grand rig shopping well, 14. Okay, what's the next?

[Caller/Guest]

It's an 04 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP with about 140 on it.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I. What? Give me your wiring instructions. I'm gonna send you $200 to keep it. I don't want it. I'm kidding. That's the kind of car I'm talking about. We'll get wrestling over this thing and you'll leave me a bad review because I told you you have a $500 car.

[Caller/Guest]

No, we won't. No, I'll never give you a bad review. I love your show. It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Go to givemetheven.com and load that sting up. We'll get you a check if you want to sell it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Remember a few years ago in San Francisco when they had the big AG on a flight crash and the local news got kind of punked?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, J.D. ryan. Tell me about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they did. They were told that the pilot names were things like Captain Something Wrong and. And bang. Ding. Ow. And of course they went with it on the. On the news.

[Bobbo]

We too row.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we too row. The TV morning show this week got punked over a birthday list. Over a birthday name?

[Michael Turley]

Was this the quickie time one?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

This is awkward. Close, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not it.

[Bobbo]

No, no, that's not quickie time.

[Michael Turley]

Which one are you talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

TV morning show gets punked over fake name on birthday list. Sound bites.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, don't have TV jab. Is that what you're talking about?

[Bobbo]

Cuz I don't have sound bites, man. That's. That's one of my deals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway.

[Bobbo]

It's called TV jazz.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's take a look at birthdays and.

[Bobbo]

Anniversaries in the meantime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy 80th birthday to Enormous Stitz. Happy birthday to you, Ms. Enorma. Hope you have a wonderful day. Let me play that one more time. One more time. Listen close. Let's take a look at birthdays and anniversaries in the meantime, happy 80th birthday to Enormous Stitz Quitman. Happy birthday to you, Ms. Enormous. Hope you have a wonderful day. She knew that she was hit about halfway through. Oh, that was a. That was a drive by Slap.

[Bobbo]

Last name Stitz, first name Enorm.

[John Clay Wolf]

So listen, speaking of contact forms, here's one at the. Give me the VIN website that I just got from somebody in Vegas. Hey, I just got your quote, way under the Carmax offer. For some reason, when I hit submit, it stated, I accept your offer. I'm not selling it. It was 400 below CarMax. Thanks anyway. Okay, stop. So here's our deal. That was my computer that bid it. So you went to carmax. You took 30 minutes to get there. You wasted an hour waiting on them, and then they gave you this piece of paper. My computer, in 45 seconds, hit it within $300 or $500, whatever it was. And now, if we don't beat the Carmax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred bucks. So what you do is take a picture of it. Our buyer will email you. Hey, we've got this. Da, da da. Send them the. Send them the picture. If we don't beat it, then you'll get a check for 100 bucks. Nine times out of ten, we beat it. So you will get more money. So calm down. Nobody's gonna make you do anything. There's no Internet police that are coming to steal your car.

[Caller/Guest]

You're wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get away from my house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now remember what my commercial says. Flexible with a good attitude. Yeah, flexible with a good attitude. I know it's a play on words, but it's real. We are flexible. We have a good attitude. My aunt went to CarMax this week with her. My aunt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she. She said, hey, I just went there. I've got this offer. I was disappointed in it. Sent me a picture of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad's sister, 15,500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave her 16,500.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boom. My computer system also said 15, 500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the reason I gave her 16. 5 is because it's nice. It was a 2011 avalanche with 50, not 150.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not 150. 40. The seats weren't all chewed up. Drunk ass Don wasn't driving it and got a whiskey done on every corner. It wasn't. Running around on bald tires is freaking nice. And a nice one will bring more. And that's what we really. That's where we can shine pictures. That's where we can shine. And we can look at these photos and quickly. You look at that many of them, you know the good ones from the bad ones. So anyway, that sexy sells. Givemetheven.com we beat them all the damn time. But on junk. 504 Pontiac Grand Prix GTP with 180. It's a. It's a boat anchor. I mean, the head. I can't believe the head gasket hadn't popped yet. But it will when it comes to us. And the reason. The reason. The reason that we tell people all over east coast, west coast, all between when they've got cheap what we call junk, we ask them to bring them to us. We don't go get them. Well, you said you deliver. I know it. I'm going to give you an extra hundred because I'm not going to deliver it. I'm not coming to pick up the junk. You're bringing it to me.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's not going to make it here. That's why. And if it does, if it makes it here and it's not overheated and the in, the radiator's not blown out and the tranny's not slipping, then you earned it. You've proven that it's real. Because our drivers aren't slick enough to figure it out. And a lot of times these junk ass cars when they're cold, they don't start acting up until they get eight miles down the road. And you get eight miles down the road in a 500 car and it blows up. And it cost 200 to tow the son of a. And then you call the guy and say, this sucks. He says, I'm leaving you a bad review. It just all goes sideways, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the funniest thing ever. Oh, hang on. Blank Blaine and Southwest. Okay. You got a 17 super snake with 550 on the mile. So it's brand new now, Charlie, what year was that Super Snake you bought? It wasn't a seven. They didn't make Super Snake in 17. You've got the aftermarket one that was built in, in Nevada, don't you? Right.

[Caller/Guest]

It's Mustang that Shelby converted.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Okay. I was thinking it was the original, not a GT500. I understand what you're saying. Will you go. I don't know that market off the top of my head on that conversion. I have bought two of them in the past year, but I forgot when I gave and I, I need to look it up. So do you mind going to givemetheven.com and loading it up?

[Caller/Guest]

Sure, I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Calvin.

[Caller/Guest]

He's got pictures of it about two months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Calvin. Then it will still be in our system. So when you load back in, it'll immediately hook up and it'll get it to the right manager. I got a badass system. It's really slick. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. And when people hit the contact us form, it immediately matches their info back to their file and then it pushes that email to the buyer and his manager because they were all coming to me and it was driving me crazy because I didn't know who was what.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So go straight to the buyer.

[Bobbo]

What is the Super Snake?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that like it's Me after Viagra.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now. We'll go back to that audio in a second called quickie time, Michael. Body cam footage was released of a police officer confronting University of Michigan gymnastics coach Scott Virtue for recently having sex with an 18 year old member of his team parked in the car outside. And what kind of, what kind of team? It was a gymnastic team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Again? After all that heat, after all that heat last year with that gymnastics coach, this guy thinks he can pull it off.

[Bobbo]

This one's 18.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she's 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

The incident happened several months ago, but both the woman and the gentleman were hit with disorderly conduct charges. We have this audio from, from the police. Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

This is awkward.

[John Clay Wolf]

Close, please. I'm sorry, Officer.

[Bobbo]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, how are you?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm all right. Got your ID with you?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

My id.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Hi.

[Michael Turley]

You okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a. I was fine until you enter. I was almost there.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[Caller/Guest]

As in the police get called and.

[Bobbo]

Citation.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's local ordinance. All right, so it's like it goes in your criminal record or anything, but still not good.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, think, think about the whole process.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then be a little smarter, okay? Make, make wise decisions from here on out. Okay, you know what? Forgive me if I don't shake hands. No problem. So two favorite moments. Where are they?

[J.D. Ryan]

A little awkward. And forgive me if I don't. This was the University of Michigan gymnastics coach.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where were they? Were they in a car?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they were in a vehicle.

[Michael Turley]

Car was rocking. Knocking.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was that knocking noise you heard?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. If my 18 year old daughter was doing that with her coach.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be hard not to hurt him.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, would it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It'd be hard not to hurt him. Be hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me?

[John Clay Wolf]

It'd be hard.

[Bobbo]

It's a tough place to be, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Have you been there?

[Bobbo]

He's a married guy. He's, he's like 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been there, Bob? No, not in that coach situation, but a similar situation?

[Bobbo]

No, I, I, I, with women that age.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm saying, have you had a daughter situation where you were like, ah, no.

[Bobbo]

I've been very fortunate.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm by Carson radio. Then a crowd of young boys there fooling around in the corner.

[Caller/Guest]

We had two bags of grass, 75.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high.

[Shannon McComo]

Powered water acid, a salt shaker half.

[Caller/Guest]

Full of cocaine, the whole galaxy of multi colored uppers, downers, screamers, lappers. Also a quarter tequila, quarter rum, Case of beer, pint of raw eating, two dozen evils. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is to push it as far as you can.

[Bobbo]

That was awesome.

[Announcer/Producer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Announcer/Producer]

Presented by givemethe vin.com we needed to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play that during the Vegas hour.

[Bobbo]

Oh, well, you know, we can do.

[John Clay Wolf]

It again next week because one of them's done and then the other one's delayed and they'll catch a little later. Hour number five. Wait, what are we doing? Oh hell, it's almost over.

[Michael Turley]

See, you know, you don't know what time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know where it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

To wrap it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know where I am. Jake and Kermit. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kermit. Is that out in deep west Texas, below Midland? Kermit.

[Bobbo]

That's right under Miss Piggy.

[Caller/Guest]

Miss Piggy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is. Where is kermit?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a 42 miles west of Odessa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Are you a landowner out there? No. Too bad. People are getting rich. Jake, you're really long winded, aren't you? Hey Jake, can you hear me? Nothing. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Go to givemetheven dot com it's probably four grand if I'm guessing the 12 Jeep Liberty with 92. If I'm guessing was the key word there. And I am guessing it's probably 3 to 4, 500. I just need to see the pictures. I mean if it's rough ass oil field, road run, truck, it's different animal. It's a different animal. You wouldn't believe what I mean. You would, but you wouldn't. All my life I've heard about. You know, I live in Fort Worth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I have a lot of wealthy oil friends. And the Permian Basin has always been the deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it just keeps getting better. It's, it's. They had no idea how much oil they had. It is. I don't know any math on it, but it's getting to the point where we have Saudi Arabia kind of oil. Yeah. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

So your buddies are doing well?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sure. I mean, it's driving the price down, but I mean the supply is big. Really? Really. You know how they were always exporting all these Saudi people driving around Lamborghinis. And speaking of Midland, we're on a great station out Midland. The classic rocker out there. Lamb, all you and your wealthy friends that oil people with these heavy cars want to sell, go to givemetheven.com I love the Hunter Granders. Love them, love them, love them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sitting in your garage, taking up space.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Mercedes guys call us on their trade ins. The Lamborghini guys call. Call us on the. When you go to Lamborghini Dallas, they call me to get the number on the trade. You know, half of our business is buying off the public and the other half is buying off the dealers. We're in the middle of it. We're in the switch. So. So you're dealing with the right guy. We, we were the dealer buyer before the public buyer by a long shot, but yeah. And the guys with the high mileage trucks, I mean, if they're nice, if they're city trucks, are worth more than the oil field trucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trucks, you know, beat up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not down all the country roads.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you go out there and try to get your truck worked on, I think the weight right now the diesel trucks at the dealerships is 90 days. 90, 90 days. They tow them to Dallas to get them worked on. That's quicker because they can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they can't turn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Honda dealer out there, Joey, he brought on diesel techs to a service department to just try to pick up extra service business to take care of these diesel customers. You got a diesel truck you need worked on out in middle of Odessa? Go to Honda Midland. If there's a wait at the Ford store, the Chevy store, he's got certified techs.

[Michael Turley]

Say that again? A Honda store work on diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Classic Honda Midland. Joey Gabada is my friend and he has diesel technicians in there to try to serve the supply.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, that's smart by him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. I mean, you know, just. It's a different world out there.

[Bobbo]

I'll bet they're getting the business too, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, I mean, it's just. It's everywhere. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

A ton of portable homes and stuff just popping up all over out there. They can't even get enough housing to. To house everybody.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's where it's at right now. Everybody I know working in the oil field is either there or. And there's a patch in northern New Mexico.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't you work in the oil fields for a while?

[Bobbo]

I was a materials hand handler, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nevada, good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, is this me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, you're up.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, so I got a 1990 Mercedes Benz 300 SL.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to think of the body Style. That was the body style before the 91 came out. So it looks like an 80. Is it the Last of the Mohicans, that 88? I forgot the, the body code on it. But does it look like an 88?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, it's the two seat, two seat roaster convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the 80s one, but it's. But they built one more in 90 because in 91 they went to that new body style, I think. Yeah, you know it better than I. So I'm thinking, right. So is it the same body as a 198889 SL?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

149.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's too bad. Not that it's, you know, terrible. It's not a complete loss. It's just I paid a lot of money for Those cars, the 560sls with short miles on them. They're worth a ton. What about. Does it have the third tail light on it on top of the trunk? Is it a 560SL?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's 300SL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to. Give me the vin.com and send me some pictures I need to see. I don't want to tell you something on the radio. I can't back up and I want to make sure I'm looking at the right car. Take a couple of snaps to. Take a couple of snaps of it and, and shoot it over to givemetheven.com. we'll get right on it. Okay, thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning Houston. Good morning San Antonio. Pleasanton, Austin. Afternoon. Right Core South, Louisiana, Oklahoma still. We still got Oklahoma. Yep. Put them on hold. Pre K. 8008-0072-3480-0800 from the Okies today, radio. What kind of audiobots you got?

[Bobbo]

There's amazing stuff out there, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amazing.

[Bobbo]

We got the TV people that got. You know what my favorite one really was? Kimmel this week had Samuel Jackson guest on a bit that's kind of a redo. Do you remember the Schoolhouse Rock thing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

When we were kids that taught us all about, you know, English and grammar or civics or mathematics to an extent.

[J.D. Ryan]

How does the bill get to college?

[Bobbo]

There's a new one that was on Kindle this week called Redaction Jackson.

[J.D. Ryan]

Redaction.

[Bobbo]

What are you doing, young lady?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm delivering the Mueller report to Congress.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no. You gotta let me take a look at it first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you?

[Bobbo]

I'm Redaction Jack Jackson. And this report needs some heavy duty redactant.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a rejectum.

[Bobbo]

What's a redaction? Come with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Redaction Jackson, what's your action?

[Bobbo]

Blacking out words and phrases and clauses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Redaction Jackson. Why that action?

[Bobbo]

So the pot us doesn't work. Wind up behind Bartion Jackson.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you redacting?

[Bobbo]

Money laundering, porn star payoffs, shady deals with Russian hackers and straight up collusion.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how does it work?

[Bobbo]

I redact this sentence so the President doesn't get this sentence.

[John Clay Wolf]

But isn't that lying?

[Bobbo]

Not necessarily. This passage was about the the President's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Secret love child with a spy from the kgb.

[Bobbo]

But now it says Trump loved kfc.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does love kfc. Wow, you're a real American hero. Redaction Jackson. I really am.

[Bobbo]

Redaction Jackson away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's put.

[Bobbo]

Pretty funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's creative, Chris. A 99F250 with 200 on it. Extended cab, four wheel drive. Is it an XL or XLT or Lariat?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not sure. It's got qual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go load it up into the website. Yeah, load it up into the website. Let's take a look. If you don't know, how the hell can I. Jay? 200,000 mile Cadillac CTS. That still runs, which is amazing. Really. You know American cars will make the miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure they will.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles do you have in your Caddy now, Jay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Currently 100. No, I have 112.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller/Guest]

92,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

192. Good body stone. I think it's worth 2,000.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just the miles I mean. Yeah, Mitch. And are you in Kansas City or are you somewhere else? You hearing us? I see Kansas City as your on the caller ID.

[Caller/Guest]

Garfield, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Arkansas, good morning. Listen to us on the KEG 99 expedition.

[Caller/Guest]

Can't listen to you on the keg since the tornado wiped him out a year ago. So what?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know why, but. Wait a minute.

[Michael Turley]

Wait, hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they reset it, he's not getting the signal anymore. They may change the pattern. I didn't know that. Is the keg still on the air?

[Caller/Guest]

It is, but I can't get it from my shop.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you it. A 99 expedition with 140. Just to tell you the truth, that body style, that old, that far away from me, it's not worth it for me to go get it. If you want to sell it, I'd put it on Craigslist for 2500 and take, you know, two grand. All right, thanks, man. Mike, an 18 tradesman with 104 wheel drive. Is it a dually?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in the oil field business? It's.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I do hotshot work, but I don't really do any oil field. It's highway miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Just mainly what it is, just highway miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. I'm thinking, does it have a flatbed or dually bed? It's a dually.

[Caller/Guest]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's got. The bed is a normal bed.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's normal bed with the factory prep kit for the gooseneck and fifth wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably 27, five, maybe 28. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll take a look. Yep, that's it. I mean, it's a, it's a base work truck with 100 on it. You know, he gave 45 grand before he put 100 on. He lost half the value. Just life.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the way it works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You drive the miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you're, you're, you've got how many miles on your account?

[J.D. Ryan]

112.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you had 60 on it when you bought it, which is about right. Uhhuh. And it's lost half of its value.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's about right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's just, I mean, as old as you are and long you've been doing this, how many cars have gone up in value? None.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just the damnedest thing. It's amazing that as a society we spend what we spend on all of the. It's amazing. And there's people out there trying to change that. And our grandkids, my grandkids. I'm 45. Will see it be reality. I don't think it'll be reality for at least a decade. The lifts and the Ubers, it's already working. But to where? Mass transit really takes a real bite out of the auto industry. My name is John Clay Wolf. We're out of time. Go to. Give me the vin.com. if you'd like to sell your car, the podcast will be up atjohn clay wolf.com@1 o'clock central. We appreciate you tuning in. We'll see you next Saturday. Locker out.