#197 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.04.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #197 (05.04.19)

Date: Aired May 4, 2019
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Panel: Bobbo, DJ Pre K, Michael Turley, J.D. Ryan
Theme: Cars, Culture, Comedy, and Chaos

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers its trademark high-energy blend of car advice, irreverent humor, and offbeat stories. With the show powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, the crew dives into real-time car appraisals, sports talk, musical comedy, tales of wild staff behaviors, and a heavy dose of laughter. The banter flows fast, with memorable discussions about shoe obsessions, drug-fueled rural Americana, R-rated Viagra reviews, and Neil Young song parodies, all wrapped around the practical business of live car buying.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Making Fun of Car Culture & Car Buying

• Live On-Air Appraisals:
  Listeners call in pitching cars for sale — everything from 13-year-old minivans to rare Mustangs and Corvettes. John and the crew negotiate, sometimes striking immediate deals with callers (see [64:00]).
• High-Mileage Oklahoma:
  Recurrent jokes about Oklahomans putting hundreds of thousands of miles on trucks, and how hard it is to make them understand the low values ([93:12]).
• Selling Process with GiveMeTheVIN:
  The show highlights the simple process: upload your license plate/VIN for quick bids, with a unique promise to beat CarMax offers by $100 if they can't top them ([07:39], [16:14]).
• Transparency in Business:
  Callers praise the straightforward, no-haggle approach – “Just as advertised... quick and easy” ([130:03]).

2. Comedy, Social Satire, and Staff Shenanigans

• Shoe-Gate & Rapper Life:
  DJ Pre K gets roasted for expensive shoe choices and still living at home ([03:27], [04:45]).
  "If you didn't buy as many shoes, maybe you could move out of your mom’s house." – Michael Turley [04:45]
• John’s Missing Shoes:
  The crew jokes about John frantically calling in pre-show because he can’t find his shoes ([05:14]), sparking mockery for “grown men” morning routines.
• Drinking & Working:
  Big Ed, a buyer from Brooklyn, is confronted about midday lunch “cocktail hours” and allegedly pooping himself ([51:03]–[54:14]), with Ed unrepentant:
  "I'm not gonna change my ways, sir. My ways are my ways." – Big Ed [53:40]
• Neil Young Song Parodies:
  Bobbo unveils a running joke: you can add “I slammed my Peter in the bathroom door” to any Neil Young verse, and it fits. Hilarity ensues as the crew sings parody verses to classics like Heart of Gold ([37:53], [38:32], [80:02]).
• Viagra Reviews:
  John gives a graphic, comedic summary of the effects of Viagra,
  "It's like casting a concrete block... you could slap it on the counter and it sounds like a hammer." – John Clay Wolfe [22:53]

3. Sports, Music, and Pop Culture

• NFL Draft Recap:
  Quick breakdown on surprises (or lack thereof) in the 2019 NFL Draft, with commentary on the Redskins, Cowboys, and Giants ([11:49]).
• Frank Caliendo's Prank Calls:
  The crew laughs about comedian Frank Caliendo punking NFL coaches with dead-on impersonations, causing confusion pre-draft ([13:08]–[14:23]).
• Concert & Movie Reviews:
  DJ Pre K shares his experience at a Snoop Dogg concert, noting the fog of marijuana ([105:31]). Endgame (Avengers) is discussed as a cultural phenomenon, including a viral story of a woman needing hospital care due to emotional overload ([89:35], [101:17]).
• Musical Pets:
  A segment on Buddy Mercury, a beagle-basset hound who “plays piano and sings” circulates to the crew’s amusement ([143:28]).

4. Games & Listener Engagement

• White, Black, Latino, or Other?
  DJ Pre K delivers a segment on guessing the ethnicity of criminals, featuring a story about macaroni salad thievery in New York ([25:03]–[28:59]).
• Regular Callers:
  Return of “Drunk Ass Tracy” and “Drunk Ass Don,” calling in early already “drinking since 8 am” ([29:24]–[29:34]).
• Live Negotiations:
  Several live negotiations, including a rapid-fire back-and-forth for a rare 2004 Mustang SVT Cobra and a 98 Toyota Supra Turbo ([60:07], [72:44]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Staff Lunches & Drinking ([51:03]):
"Now he's gone again. He's like, he pooped his pants. He had to go home. I'm like, he did not. He's lying, Ed."
— John Clay Wolfe

On Viagra ([22:53]):
"It's like casting a concrete block... you could slap it on the counter and it sounds like a hammer."
— John Clay Wolfe

Neil Young Parody ([37:53]):
"I've been with virgins, I've been with whores, I slammed my Peter in a bathroom door..."
— Bobbo (singing)

Workplace Culture ([53:40]):
"I'm not gonna change my ways, sir. My ways are my ways."
— Big Ed (after being called out for drinking at lunch and leaving work early)

On Buying Old, Worn Out Cars ([93:12]):
“What's it worth? You don't want to know what it’s worth. It's not worth moving. I don't want it.”
— John Clay Wolfe

Live Mustang Deal ([64:02]): "I'm a little pissed off that I paid that much for it... but get my car ready and get it clean. I'm gonna be there in a minute... $36,500. We're done, right? No BS."
— John Clay Wolfe

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Important & Funny Segments by Timestamp

• Opening Banter & Lightbulb Meth Story: [00:14]–[02:29]
• Shoe Talk & Rapper Pre K’s Fashion: [02:42]–[05:04]
• Live Car Appraisal – Mustang SVT Cobra Negotiation: [60:07]–[64:40]
• On Junk Cars & High Mileage Oklahoma: [93:12]–[94:15]
• Neil Young Song Parodies: [37:53], [38:32], [81:13]
• Big Ed & the Lunch Club: [51:03]–[54:14]
• "White, Black, Latino, or Other?" Macaroni Salad Thieves: [25:03]–[28:59]
• Drunk Ass Tracy Calls In: [29:13]–[29:34]
• Frank Caliendo’s Draft Prank: [13:06]–[14:23]
• Viagra Segment: [22:09]–[23:33]
• Snoop Dogg Concert Review: [105:31]–[106:54]
• Car Buying Transparency Praised by Caller: [130:03]–[130:54]

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Show Tone & Atmosphere

The tone is hilariously irreverent and fast-paced, with heavy doses of blue-collar humor, self-deprecation, and the sense that anything might derail the agenda at any moment. The language is raw but relatable, blending industry knowledge with stories worthy of a dive bar on a Saturday morning. The hosts call themselves out, roast each other, and welcome callers like they’re old drinking buddies. The podcast is packed with music, comedic impressions, and brutally honest car valuations.

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Conclusion

This episode is a wild, comedic ride through the worlds of car sales, sports, pop culture, and sheer workplace lunacy. With everything from live haggling over collectible cars to musical dog videos and NSFW Neil Young parodies, diehard fans and newbies alike will find something to laugh about, learn from, or shake their head at in disbelief. And as always, if you've got a car to sell — just don't expect much for that 300,000-mile Oklahoma pickup.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Listener]

Good job, y'. All. Hit him up now.

[DJ Pre K]

800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Memories. There's a guy named Eric who told me that story years ago, and I've taken credit for it all this time, and it never occurred to me I should. I should tell you that's his story.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you know, you need to actually tell the folks in D.C. that story.

[Bobbo]

Back in early 90s, say, the early 90s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

93, 94. Good morning, Washington, D.C. big 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big 100.

[Bobbo]

You could drop by and see friends. And we're all in our 20s at this time. Most of my friends were married with maybe a kid or two. You could drive by and see friends and just pop in on people smoking a light bulb at any time.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, you know, your friends.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, maybe my. Yeah. People I grew up with.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

People I'd known forever.

[Michael Turley]

I never dropped in on a friend of mine, but go ahead.

[Bobbo]

Back in the early days of the. Of the methamphetamine scourge.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yes.

[Bobbo]

In the rural parts of our great country.

[Michael Turley]

Still there.

[Bobbo]

And you don't know what to say because you've always been hip, you've always been one of the cool kids, but you're like, wow, these people are smoking a light bulb. And they're very serious about it. They're concentrated. They're. They're artists.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you gotta be focused.

[Bobbo]

You know, the old lady's sitting there at the table, she's got her big ladder out, you know, and you have to turn it. You have to turn it. And you don't get it too close. Don't you get too close. Don't get too close. Little tendril smoke coming up. She's holding for old man. And his best friend since kindergarten is sitting not two feet away from him with both hands up, palms out, saying, you're burning it, you're burning it, you're burning it, you're burning it.

[DJ Pre K]

It's so surreal. I mean, first of all, how do you get a light bulb cracked just right to be able to do that?

[Bobbo]

I'm telling you, these are artisans.

[Michael Turley]

Remember the scene in the 70s show where they were all sit at the table and the camera would swing around to the next person? That's what I'm getting. One guy going, the other guy, camera swish. You burning it, you're burning it.

[Bobbo]

That's very accurate. That's very accurate. And a guy named Eric told me that story, and it just rung so True, because we've all been there. Well, we.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I've never seen anybody smoke anything out of a light bulb. Never.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you, I'm not making it up, man. It happens.

[Michael Turley]

We believe you.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And with that. Good morning, big 100. It's nice to see you. It's your Uncle Bobbo here in the big chair on this Saturday edition of the John Clay Wolf Show. There's my friend J.D. ryan right over there.

[Michael Turley]

And Michael Turley at the helm.

[Bobbo]

There's a big. There's a big show on the way this morning. We've got to talk about shoes.

[Michael Turley]

Shoes.

[Bobbo]

We've got to talk about shoes.

[Michael Turley]

She's talking about shoes.

[Bobbo]

Did you check out Pre K coming in?

[Michael Turley]

I did.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up, Pre K?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, and it's funny you bring up.

[Michael Turley]

Shoes because Pre K is our white, black rapper and phone screener. Mostly rapper.

[DJ Pre K]

What up, Pre K?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't hear you.

[DJ Pre K]

You gotta push the button there. There you go. Yeah. Hear me? Mike check one, too. What it do?

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

And for those who don't believe he's a rapper, he is. We were downstairs in the Buyers room this week and there was a radio on and I thought it was him.

[DJ Pre K]

Who was that singing 21 savage. Hey, I'll take the compliment, man.

[Michael Turley]

Just like him.

[Bobbo]

That is a compliment to Pre K. Okay, Pre K, tell me about your shoes.

[DJ Pre K]

What you mean, man? My shoes are beautiful, man. I got the. I got the shoe collection.

[Bobbo]

I'm not asking for adjectives. Give me a brand name. What are those?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I got some Reeboks on right now. Color purple and white with a little bit of gray.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

The hat, purple with a little bit of gray and white.

[Bobbo]

And my favorite T shirt I think I've ever seen you wear. He's got this symbol on his T shirt. You see it, Jetty?

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't know what that is. Stand up. I. Oh, yeah, the Prince.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. When Prince was battling Warner Brothers Records artist. And he changed his name to that symbol Artist formerly known as the Artist formerly known as Pre K is all in purple today. All color coordinated. Now, skip back to when I was in, like, say, the third grade, fourth grade. You know what we wore to school every. Every day? The ranimals.

[Michael Turley]

The Ranimals, Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The pants, the shirt, the match. And the tiger went with the tiger.

[Michael Turley]

Tiger.

[Bobbo]

Lion went with a lion. And the gator went with the gator. And you were all color coordinated and neat. And so that puts Prek. Approximately, culturally, 40 years back of us. I got You.

[Michael Turley]

Where do you. Where do you shop? Prek. I just wonder where you get that kind of stuff. Cuz I don't see it at Walmart.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you know, I like to ball in the mall and, you know, you.

[Michael Turley]

Spend a lot of money on clothes and stuff. How much do those shoes cost?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, the shoes ran me about 150. But really, you know, you could find some good stuff at the thrift store too, you know.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, I'm just saying, maybe if you didn't buy as many shoes. This is no offense, but you could move out of your mom's house.

[DJ Pre K]

How dare you.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Michael Turley]

I'M so.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Now you done it. What?

[Michael Turley]

I'm sorry. You do not want to get a rapper mad at you. I've read the articles. A rapper?

[Bobbo]

He's gangster, all right? Speaking of gangster, our own fearless leader, John Clay Wolf, is. Is en route.

[Michael Turley]

Mia, I just got a call.

[DJ Pre K]

It was very bizarre. About one and a half minutes before the show from. From John Clay Wolf. Okay, I can't find my shoes.

[Michael Turley]

Dear Lord.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, just come barefoot, man. It was very bizarre.

[Michael Turley]

How old is this man? That's like something your five year old says.

[Bobbo]

Isn't that a coincidence?

[Michael Turley]

And you go, where did you put him? If I knew where I put them.

[John Clay Wolf]

On, I wouldn't have them on.

[DJ Pre K]

It was just. It was the most bizarre phone call I've ever received. Well, didn't say hi or nothing, just. I can't find my shoes.

[Bobbo]

Thank goodness we're all here in a conclave. I mean, if that happened to me, you guys wouldn't give me a hard time.

[Michael Turley]

Weird. He was calling from Starbucks.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I mean, if that happened to you, Turley, you know, we wouldn't give you a hard time.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, not at all.

[Bobbo]

No, never at all.

[DJ Pre K]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never.

[Bobbo]

And J.D. i mean, is so above anything like that. We'd never give you a hard time.

[Michael Turley]

I only own one pair of shoes.

[Bobbo]

And a bottom at Walmart, so why would we give John a hard time about this?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just bizarre.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't even know where you begin to start. Yeah, I mean, grown man, my. What I'm imagining is he had a long night and he's just waking up in a frenzy and realizing, oh, I gotta get on the radio.

[Michael Turley]

Radio show to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

He snuck up on him.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, one of those really good sleeps.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, real good sleeps.

[Bobbo]

I do that about every other day. Wake up terrified, what time is it? Where am I supposed to be?

[DJ Pre K]

That generally happens when you drink a lot, though. Sometimes it's, I'VE had that Snoop Dogg show. It was Monday. Woke up, actually. Snoop Dogg was performing in Dallas, Texas. Great show, by the way. If you play plays out in dc, go see him, Recommend it highly. And woke up that Monday morning getting ready for work. And it was that brief moment of like, oh, what? Where am I? What's going on again? Yeah, I had a little too much gin and juice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I go back to sleep?

[Bobbo]

And that's why we're right here inside the routine on the John Clayville show. Phone lines are open for you, too, at 1-800-800-723-4. That's 800-800- Rad. Either of us have any way to answer the phone? You talk to pre K and we'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K will do.

[DJ Pre K]

What's the phone number we need to get them going, by the way?

[Bobbo]

800-800-7234. That's 800-800-Radio. 1, 800-800-Radio. You can call in. Here's an interesting deal in case you're discovering us for the first time out in D.C. first of all, thanks for discovering us. And second of all, John will buy your car. There's a company called givemethevin.com that we started. Well, that John started here the last 10 or 12 years. He's been doing this forever. Couple of decades.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He can some of the decades now, and he can certainly do it right. We'll beat your CarMax offer or give you a hundred dollars.

[Michael Turley]

We'll come by your house, pick it up. Yeah, that's the cool part. That's something nobody else does, is literally the valet concierge service.

[DJ Pre K]

There's others that are copying.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, really?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. There's a couple others out there. Yeah. I mean, they're copying it to the T. If you go to our website, givemethevin.com, you could put in your license plate. Also, there's other websites that are trying to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you.

[DJ Pre K]

If you want to do it real quick. You can't remember your VIN plate, Our VIN number. Just put your license plate in there.

[Michael Turley]

And if by chance you get a CarMax offer, we will beat it. Or we'll send you 100 bucks.

[DJ Pre K]

But here's the difference. You actually talk to a live person and give me the VIN number.

[Bobbo]

Human beings.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, a human being.

[Michael Turley]

A whole office full of them.

[DJ Pre K]

You may get a range at the beginning or something. You know, just trying to give you an idea where we're at. But there will be somebody that calls you or texts you or emails you talks to. Yeah, human being. And they're not from India either.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, they actually work right here in this building. All of them.

[DJ Pre K]

And it's an interesting bunch. You never know what character you may get, dear.

[Michael Turley]

Every week it's like you cast this for a reality show down there.

[DJ Pre K]

My pre K, he's one of the buyers. Oh yeah, but his buyer name is Austin. Very, in fact. Hey, is Austin around? Well, yes, he's. He sure is. Hey, all right. I'd sure like to buy your car. What you got? A 04 Subaru. Hey, all right. That's a nice beauty right there.

[Michael Turley]

How many miles walk through the buyer's office and I hear him on the phone. Hi, how are you this lovely day? I'm like, who is that?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, you'll hear. You hear some interesting voices down there. We got all kinds. We got Lieutenant Dan's down there too. You hear his character on here. He's one of the managers you've got who, who may blow up on you.

[Michael Turley]

But for the most part, pretty cool guy.

[DJ Pre K]

So it's a fun. It's a fun acquisition, let's put it that way. A transaction, it's very, very cool.

[Bobbo]

And you can look at our reviews on the Better Business Bureau's webpage as well, and they're all good. Nobody does it like we do it. And you know, we're. We're doing 600 cars a week nowadays or more at, you know, auto auctions. So we're buying a lot of cars. We're doing it right. You can call now and get a bid on your car at 1-800-800-7234. That's 800-800-RODIO.

[Michael Turley]

As soon as John finds his shoes.

[DJ Pre K]

I have a feeling he'll be back in time for the next segment. To bid your car and actually buy.

[Michael Turley]

It, you want to do traffic and weather and then.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh yeah, we need to do that actually.

[Michael Turley]

Let's check traffic in DC proper and do my little sounder. DC 291 northbound near Pennsylvania Avenue. Excuse me. Various lanes are blocked there. We have a work zone in Progress. In Maryland, I95 northbound right after MD100, which is also exit 43. Stay alert. Now the right side is blocked there by an accident. And in Virginia, I66 eastbound near Nutley street, right lane is blocked by a disabled vehicle. Do watch out for that weather wise today actually going to be okay. Got little showers coming in 80 for the high. It is 64 and cloudy in Washington D.C. and there's your news and weather to get traffic and weather together on Big 100.

[DJ Pre K]

It's like, what news did you do?

[Michael Turley]

Sorry, no news.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're used to saying that.

[Michael Turley]

I am used to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Always.

[Bobbo]

Always news, weather and traffic and more of the John Clay Wolf show. Call us now. 1-800-800-7234. That's 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. It's me, Bob Bo, J.D. ryan over there, Mike Turley. John Clay Wolf is en route and we will be back with more of this morning's edition of the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call him toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

That's so priceless. J.D. ryan invents a new word identifier. Smoke.

[Michael Turley]

Smoking.

[Bobbo]

Smoke a fatty. That's great. I said that I hate myself right now because I didn't watch the NFL draft closely enough. And I have no idea what's going on with fantasy team. And I know it ain't time to talk about that. Charlie, did anything unexpected happen in the NFL draft?

[DJ Pre K]

Not really.

[Bobbo]

We knew Kyler Murray was going to go.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, we knew he was going to be number one. The Redskins, for all you D.C. folks out there, they had actually a really good draft. Probably I think it was better than the Cowboys draft as far as impact players for their team in the NFC East. Of course, you know, we're here in Dallas, Texas. Of course we're going to talk about America's team a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forgive us.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, please forgive us. The Giants, I thought they had the worst draft. They went and reached out there and picked up this kid from Duke, quarterback Daniel Jones. I think he could have been available in the second round. But they went ahead and said, oh, you know, we'll take a number six in the whole draft.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

So that was kind of a, probably the biggest surprise. But otherwise everything else went pretty to form as far as it wasn't like the stellar names you had out there in the draft, Nick Bosa and probably Kyler Murray. Obviously, those were the big, big two names out there that everybody knew they're going to be the top two picks.

[Bobbo]

Well, there are a lot of great defensive players pick, I understand.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, the first round is heavy defense. What I did catch, the big guys got their due.

[Bobbo]

There's a, there's a gem that was released this week and I don't know, I think it's from the Dan Patrick Show. Do you remember Frank Caliendo?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. Love him.

[Bobbo]

Great comedian. He Was the Fox NFL pregame. Funny guy for a couple of years. Does the best John Madden impersonation ever.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Bobbo]

When people do John Madden impersonations today, what they're doing is Frank Caliendo's version of John Madden. Sure, okay. He does voices, especially in sports and especially in the NFL. Well, on draft day, Frank Caliendo, the comedian, called up and punked a few NFL head coaches.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Before the draft? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so the GM of the Cardinals. So I'm sending Steve Kime messages from John Gruden. I'll tell you what, man. I love you, brother. I got an idea. How about you draft somebody else at number one and I. How about you draft Joey Bosa at number one and then I'll draft Kyler Murray at number four. We'll make a trade. I give you my 27th pick, you give me a second rounder. We have the best trade ever, man. I think it works out for both teams. So then he got that and then he sent it on to some other people. I called him up as Jay Glazer too. I was like, you're not gonna believe this.

[Bobbo]

There's unbelievable stuff going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then Schefter, I called a Schefter and the Schefter, I'm like, listen, I hear you're talking to both Ian Rapoport and Jay Glazier. And then Steve sent that on to Schefter. And then Schefter texts me, look what I got from Steve Keim. What are you doing? That is great.

[Michael Turley]

Right in the middle of it.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, and his voices are so dead on. You know, they believed it. And so they're kind of like, oh, I got a little source here. Look at this insight.

[Bobbo]

You can do a lot of damage messing with these guys heads on draft day.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, there's the stories about how people will put these smoke screens out and people and news especially buys it and they release it. Oh, oh, the Cowboys are going to do this or the Redskins are going to do that and none of that happens.

[Bobbo]

Speaking of, John Clay Wolf has fallen into the third round this morning. Yeah, he has on the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we on the second segment or the third? Third. Well, I asked you, I sent you a text and said, what time does the third segment start? I thought it was 7:30, but anyway. Good morning everybody. I'm a little late. I had a conference call I had to do.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a huge 120 car package from a manufacturer, there might be a 300 car package, and we were having to meet on it. And, you know, sometimes you just got to take care of business.

[Bobbo]

There you go. You can. You can. It's so easy. You can do it without your shoes on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, come sit up there with your. Put headphones on over there. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. What have y' all been doing? Catch me up.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, we did talk about that bizarre phone call I received a minute 30 before the show. Yeah, I can't find my shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should have a replay ready if that happens again. I mean, sorry. We have the podcast. Speaking of the podcast is a John Claywolf dot com. As you could tell, it's pretty live show, but we, every. Every week we put up the podcast and you just click, you know, all of us there five hours. So we start on the East coast at 8, which is 7 Central Time and obviously go till noon. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Well, I've already bought a hundred cars this morning, Charlie, what about you? Yeah, how many of you got.

[DJ Pre K]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

None. What about Maryland, Baltimore, DC? Did I tell you that we'll kick CarMax Smooth in the ass if. If you send in your CarMax offer to give me the VIN dot com. If we don't beat it, we'll send you a check for a hundred bucks. Just. Just that easy. Send a picture of a CarMax offer letter. Valid, meaning current. Like, I think they're good for a week. And I don't want the one from last year, but the current one. And if we don't beat it, Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com we'll send you a check for $100. Come deliver. We buy a lot of cars. You know, we buy and sell over between the Texas operation and the Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania, it's about a thousand a week. So that's a lot of iron. And we're, you know, we're on top of it. If we can't pay the top of the wholesale market, then something's wrong or somebody's lying in most cases.

[Michael Turley]

Pick it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

I always think that's the coolest part, is that you literally come to their house. That always surprises people. They go, you're gonna come here.

[DJ Pre K]

Not all cars, though.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, there's a.

[DJ Pre K]

There's a limit.

[John Clay Wolf]

SS well, yeah. Well, yeah. What. Even though I'm saying.

[Michael Turley]

Stuff, you want to make sure they can actually drive it to a location.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure.

[Michael Turley]

Make sure it's not just something that's going to make it two blocks and break down.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's a flaming turn ball, if it says Cleveland steamer across the trunk deck, then you need to bring it to us because we're just really making sure it'll make it is the truth. And, and, and that's really not our gig. Junk is not our gig. You know, something going on with Mexico and the border and they've really been a digester of our junk. I know it sounds bad. It's just the truth for a long time. And that border is getting harder to get those cars into and it's changing the value of junk. I mean it's great if they're this and that, but if there's nobody that wants them and nobody will buy it, they're worth nothing. I mean Nothing. I sold a 05 Commander at the auction on Wednesday with 220,000 miles. But a Commander's a full, damn near full size SUV. And this truck didn't look bad. It just had 220 on it. Sold it for 800.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean these cars are bringing 2500. Are bringing 8 or 11 or 1400. $2500 cars flipped to 1100 cars overnight recently. And that's, that's the dynamic of the tax money coming out of the system on the income tax. But it's also dynamic of, of not having a second use for these things. And the junk is become more fickle and more fickle and more fickle. It's hard to say, I'll give you $300 for a car that like looking at it, it looks like kind of normal. I mean all that does is get people pissed. Oh yeah, I hate you. Who? I mean, you know, they'd rather call you. They'd rather you call their wife fat. Then say that you give 500 bucks for their car. I'm with you, dude. I didn't want it. I'll pay 100 just to keep it.

[Michael Turley]

The ones that amaze me are like the rovers that were 60 and 70 that are now 2.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And they still look good.

[Michael Turley]

You would look out on the road and go, oh, that's a rolling piece of junk. Sure, they still look good, but they're worth nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird how they're worth nothing. It really is. Then you call the junkyard to get a part for that car and they don't. And they feel differently about it.

[Michael Turley]

Right? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a rape job.

[Michael Turley]

The car's worth 2, 200 bucks. But now that fender.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's 480.

[Michael Turley]

That's 480.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. Yeah, it's weird. But it's just a. It's a function of miles. It's like a function of years. As bad as it sound, I mean, so how if you die after you're 102, is that bad? He lived a good life, right. There's nothing left except memories. And that's really a car with 220 very much like Grandpa. 103. Very, very much. I don't care what it is. If it was. I mean grandma at 103 versus a 92 SL Mercedes with 103. I mean grandma was a looker dude back in the 40s that be could throw. But she's gone now and I can't pay nothing for her. I ain't gonna pay for a date. It's very similar with these automobiles because there's just. They just get to a point of diminishing returns where they're just absolutely. They're a liability. Where it costs something to move and would cost something to remarket them. They're worth negative. So as long as I've been such an uplifting, that's my prayer this morning.

[Bobbo]

On the bright side of that there are vehicles that we are definitely looking for this time of year. Markets up in a lot of other different facets of the industry, correct?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, absolutely. Anything with a. With a heartbeat that's decent. That's, you know, 125 on the miles on the cars is really where it stops, starts stopping. And on the trucks it's more like 150 on the miles. But you get into 180 and 220 good cars, I'll blow your skirt over your head. You know, 11 Vette with, with 30. A good Camaro. Good, good Mustang V8s, Suburbans, Tahoes, Cadillac Escalades, all that stuff. Even the 07s with, you know, 150. I'm just talking about junk ass s. That's what we don't want. But the rest of it, we'll buy it with both hands and I mean do nothing but throw money at it. Go to GiveMeTheven.com GiveMeTheven.com GivemeTheven.com the largest wholesaler in America. We now return to the John Clay.

[DJ Pre K]

Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com an energy drink has been banned after it was found out to contain viagra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800-800-RODIO. So obviously not a soft drink. Now, John Clay Wolf. Papa. Have you ever had a Viagra?

[Bobbo]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever had a stiff Viagra in the sphincter?

[Bobbo]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie dumped me. God. I'm just leaving.

[DJ Pre K]

You can't end stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's.

[Bobbo]

We just got here.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can't leave yet. You showed up late.

[Bobbo]

Off the rail, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Totally. I mean, Bob, you've never had a Viagra.

[Bobbo]

Never have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I don't need a man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's a different. It's a different dynamic.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm like that Revenge of the Nerds guy, you know? It's all I think about.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a concrete. It's like casting a concrete block. It's very odd and very desensitizing. You could take your Viagra stick and slap it against the. Like a countertop and it sound like you're beating, you know, slapping a hammer, I mean, which sounds good in a way. You know, there's some lazies that would like the hammer like that. Easy. Just Thor's hammer. Yeah. Numbs it. Absolutely numbs it. I mean, I'd say it cuts the sensitivity down by half.

[DJ Pre K]

And then how long does it last?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, as long as you're engaged.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. As long as you want it to.

[Michael Turley]

Last is a little less aggressive.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does that mean?

[Michael Turley]

I'm just trying to.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you've got a heart on to sell your car, you can go to givemetheven.com right now. Billy Squire's not stroke. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hang on, let me get a swig of gin. So I get my brain working. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODIO.

[Bobbo]

Go and find me a. A bit of good weed.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. DJ Prek. I have a serious question for you, white, young, white, black man. Question number one. Do you know who Billy Squire is?

[DJ Pre K]

Billy Squire? Yeah, the name sounds familiar. He was part of the Wu Tang Clan, wasn't he? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you even know who he is?

[DJ Pre K]

A Tribe Called Quest. No, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get to that later then. Hey, last week we didn't hit your white, black, Latino or other. Do you have. Did we burn it or do we need to use it right now and we'll do another one later?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I got one ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I think there's no. I think we need to slide it in before the management wakes up.

[DJ Pre K]

It's time.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And. And. Yeah, let's get it now before anybody wakes up. 800, 800, 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. Hundred, 800 radio is the call in number. I'm not even going to introduce ourselves yet. We're here, you're here. Just sit tight. You'll enjoy it. Go ahead.

[Bobbo]

You are now about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strength of street knowledge.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, we back at it again, baby. Look, I'm gonna go ahead and read a little news story and we can play this game. All right? Y' all just guess the ethnicity of the culprit of the crime. You know, cuz dumbass comes in every race. But let's have some fun. So you know, when you're living a life of crime, it wears you out, man. You get tired, you get hungry. And our culprits this week know that firsthand, baby. Up in Mount Morris, New York, we got a bunch of dumbasses who hit a lick on a local burger joint. They busted in, grabbed all the normal stuff like the cash register and all that, but I guess they got the munchies while robbing, so they grabbed a big old container of macaroni salad to go. Oh, they dipped from the scene.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it like a quart or a pint? And did they get the top on it nice and tight?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, they got the big old tub.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, like the ice cream tub type. They got the tub commercial.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, but yeah, they. They did from the scene. But police were hot on their trail, literally, because they left a trail of macaroni salad all the way back to their hideout.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember in the lunchroom at school when they dip that with an ice cream scoop and put that little ball on your plate? Go ahead. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Like I said, man, you know, they left a trail of macaroni scattered all the way back to where they was hiding out. But you know, if you go steal something like that, man, wait until you get back to the damn spot to dig in, you know, out here scooping handfuls of Mac into their faces while running with a cash register.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your question is.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, the question is white, black, Latino or other? Man, there's a lot of questions here because what type of restaurant would have macaroni and cheese?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ooh, and what? No, start over there in New York, right?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of New York? The city or outside Mount Morris? So country, so it's got to be outside.

[DJ Pre K]

Only place I can think of is kfc, is a fast food joint. They have that macaroni and cheese there, Boston Market, but they're not out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say it was fast food or just did not say.

[DJ Pre K]

They said it's a burger joint, a local burger joint. So I'm assuming is not a. It's not a chain. Okay. Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I'm gonna start my guess with stoned ass white. Just like dumbass, dumbass hillbilly type.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, you're going white. Macaroni and cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[DJ Pre K]

This is a tough one.

[Michael Turley]

It really is. Could be internationals.

[John Clay Wolf]

So somebody that would hit a burger joint and steal a tub of macaroni and cheese. Are they white, are they black, are they Latino, or the other ethnicity, other being, you know, Haitian.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm gonna go other because I think they're thinking a delicacy like macaroni cheese is the bomb in America. You know, we can't have this anywhere else.

[Michael Turley]

It's gonna go.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I'm going with that other.

[Michael Turley]

See, I was gonna go with other only because New York is such a mixing pot. I thought that's this. That's the easy, obvious answer.

[Bobbo]

Why do you think I'm some kind of meal? Oh, I'm gonna rob the place one biker at a time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I take the tub.

[Bobbo]

The Mac and cheese never pay retail.

[Michael Turley]

Old Jewish guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's a good twist.

[Michael Turley]

Which would explain the dropping it along the way and not really knowing it.

[Bobbo]

Burgers are not guaranteed kosher.

[Michael Turley]

Harry. You're dropping the macaroni Mac and cheese.

[Bobbo]

You're okay. Bastionist.

[DJ Pre K]

What do we got here? Well, y', all, the macaroni salad must have had some raisins in it because it's a Matthew Serpetko, James Marullo and Timothy Walker. A bunch of dirty white boys, criminal mischief and grand larceny.

[Bobbo]

What was the last name of the first one?

[DJ Pre K]

Matthew Sepetko and Timothy Walker.

[Bobbo]

So Petko. That's my guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drunk Ass Tracy. Are y' all. Drunk Ass Tracy? Are y' all up and ready to go?

[Caller/Listener]

And ready to go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just calling to make sure. Now we've got Drunk Ass Tracy and Drunk Ass dawn on. On. Calling in early up, checking in, checking up. So have y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time did y' all wake this morning? What did you start drinking?

[Caller/Listener]

It's 8 o' clock this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what are you drinking?

[Caller/Listener]

Vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vodka. It's vodka, everybody. Hey, DJ Prek. Drunk. Drunk, drunk. Asked on. We need to get his mailing address because I want to send him a bottle of vodka as a. As a engagement present. He dropped to a knee in a pawn shop and. And took Drunk Ass Tracy's hand in marriage or fell. And we need to send them a gift. All right, y', all, call back. Call back a little later and let's check on You. I appreciate you checking in this early. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Wow. 800. You cannot drink all day if you do not start first thing in the morning. And if you don't believe me, you need to ask Drunk Ass Tracy and Drunk Ass Dog.

[Bobbo]

And they know.

[John Clay Wolf]

They know. They just know. They just know. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Call if you want me to bid your car. Average, rough or clean. Year, make, model, miles. There's Cameron. 13 Chrysler Town and Country with 170,000 miles. Is it is leather? It's. It's. It's. It's a. 2 grand Cameron.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

2 grand. 2 grand. What?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

2000. 2000. 2000. Camera. Can you hear me? Okay, let's start over.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you.

[Michael Turley]

Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you tired? Are you stoned? Are you. Are you special needs? I don't understand.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not stoned. I'm sorry. It's just shocked. My phone's kind of messed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He's shocked at his 170,000 mile vans worth 13 grand. I mean, two grand. What's your payoff, Cameron? 10. What? What's your payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

I would say 15. I don't exactly remember, but I bought it. 15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles were on it when you signed a contract for $15,000? I just want to know.

[Caller/Listener]

99,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do for a living?

[Caller/Listener]

I got lucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd you get lucky?

[Caller/Listener]

But all I can say is just perfect timing.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good for you, man.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep rocking and keep rolling. Have you been to bed yet?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I have and I'm still tired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good night. 800.

[DJ Pre K]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

7, 2, 3, 4.

[Michael Turley]

And by bed, we mean this year.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. You need to play the Feel the Heat song from Boogie Nights. That would just. Cameron sounds like those guys. Willie talks about smoking. What does Lily say about smoking?

[Michael Turley]

What? You wonder how much dope. Actually, Willie was just like this last guy on the phone. How much does he actually smoke while he talks about it here in this audio?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been smoking something ever since I can remember.

[Michael Turley]

I grew up smoking cedar bark grape vines.

[Caller/Listener]

And then somewhere along the line, some cigarettes came in.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where I learned to roll pretty good. So it's kind of been that way.

[DJ Pre K]

Ever since I've been smoking cedar bark.

[Michael Turley]

Cedar bark something. I've been smoking some since I got some.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought some Willie's finest at the old shop up in Pagosa Springs, Colorado.

[Michael Turley]

That's an actual Brand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Have you hit him?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, why wouldn't he?

[Michael Turley]

Jimmy's done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just did. Bought it just for novelty. I got it here if you want one.

[Bobbo]

We should do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean we got five hours. I don't know if I'll make it to the end of that marathon.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, that would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Bobo, if you want to smoke down and we'll like measure you and versus drunk ass Don over the hour by hour, that's fine.

[Michael Turley]

Let's.

[Bobbo]

Let's wait. Let's wait a couple hours so I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T just see you see the finish line inside.

[Bobbo]

I told the guy we were closing the place up late yesterday evening and a guy said, hey man, take some of this. And I was like, no, no, no, I can't work on it. I can't work on it. Nothing done. And I know it's fun for you guys because I just go off like a top. But I mean, you know, I lose a lot of track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike. A 10 Avalon with 150 on it. It sounds like a four to five grand rig to me. You there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm thinking four to five thousand dollars. Good morning, you're on the air. What have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

A longtime listener, first time caller.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

But I'll tell you, I'll tell you that last one with the van, that guy made my morning. Okay. I've been in the car business 15 years and this is going to be a good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Huh.

[Bobbo]

Somebody's awake.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Go to. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com and if you don't have the VIN, just put in your license plate and our computer system bid your car immediately. We'd like to buy it. Come to your house, pick up a check or just call in the show and I'll bet it on the air right now. Be right back. From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller/Listener]

I want a concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a up tempo record. Every time I do a get dedication.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. My best sometimes isn't good enough. DJ maybe you need to try a little harder. Oh, why yes sir. John Claywell digging deep on these cuts. I like it. That's awesome. I played that Casey Casem for our lane coordinator. Yeah, because is what Casey's Saying is you can't, you know, come out of an uptempo record into a death dedication. You lay your spread out like a table, like, like a meal. And I mean plan your work, work your plan. And when we our run order at the auction, we have 500 cars a week and we've got to number them and run order them in the right tempo, in the right segment. And he screwed some up and I was like, I played that Casey casing clip for him. Like, listen to this. You can't put debutantes next to horrors. They just don't mix. You can go debutantes, tattoos and then full blown hors.

[Bobbo]

I thought I saw a couple of kind of off transitions.

[John Clay Wolf]

And don't think that debutantes can't be whores. Because I had a girlfriend that was a debutante and wound up being a stripper in Denver, Colorado at the Diamond Cabaret. Gotta bless her soul, but. But they don't want to admit it. So when you're scheduling things, you get debutantes, you know, easy. Girls that smoke cigarettes, girls that do coke, then the meth whores. I know you got to have borders between it. You can't come out of those goddamn uptempo records going into a death dedication. Man.

[Bobbo]

I know exactly what you mean. You know Neil Young sang about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what did he say?

[Bobbo]

It was kind of. It was a little, it was a little background. He went, I've got a theory. Every Neil Young song that we know, and we've actually tried a couple, has an interesting choice of phrase. Okay, before the end of the first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Verse, before the end of the first version, Neil Young, for those of y' all who don't know, we're talking about, you know, the old guy that. The old man, look at my life. I want like you were just exactly like that. And he's, he's playing with a Lionel train and he's just a weird dude, right?

[Bobbo]

We, we did that weeks ago with one of his. I think it was Harvest Moon. You remember that?

[John Clay Wolf]

We just play with it all the time. Neil Young, I mean, he's just fun to make fun of.

[Bobbo]

Just one of our favorite inside jokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we're not going to do the whole thing now. We're just going to do a teaser at 9:45. Here's the truth. Baba's been doing this all week.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got this theory that you could slam my Peter in the door theory. If you take a Neil Young song and by the end of the first verse you can slip in and I slam my Peter in a door. And it'll sound right.

[DJ Pre K]

This is crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do a sample.

[Bobbo]

We did that with Harvest Moon a couple of weeks ago. I remember that. And I think it really works. Okay, listen closely, because I slammed my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Peter.

[Bobbo]

In the bathroom door and it hurts so badly. Don't want to slam my Peter no more.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, it does work, actually.

[Bobbo]

It kind of works. Right? So I got to look in, like, Heart of Gold is kind of like that, too.

[DJ Pre K]

We have to hear more later.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I got to hear one more. We can do it again later. It's too good.

[Bobbo]

Just on the subject of what you were just talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I swear to God, it's in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna listen. I'm listening for it. I can't fit it yet. We'll see.

[Bobbo]

I've been with virgins I've been with whores I slammed my Peter in a bathroom door.

[Michael Turley]

Works, works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you finished it? Do you have any more you gotta complete? No, no, no. You gotta write at least the first verse if you're gonna do this. You gotta take us past the punchline through the first verse.

[Bobbo]

Oh, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's do it again. Turley, bring it. Cue it up again. Take two.

[Michael Turley]

Hmm.

[Bobbo]

Well, this should be interesting.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go.

[Bobbo]

I've been with virgins I've been with whores I slammed my Peter in a bathroom door I fed my little dog he wants some more but he slammed his Peter in the cellar door.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it hurts some more, some more. Oh, that's awesome. My side hurts.

[Bobbo]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[DJ Pre K]

He's got more, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we're going to do this at 9:45. Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah. Have you ever slammed a Peter in the bathroom door on anybody? Good morning, honey. Can't talk about your Peter on the radio. Peter is my friend.

[Bobbo]

Look at my baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Hannah. I had a friend and I need to ask the listeners, too. Oh, that's nice.

[Bobbo]

You had a friend. So he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's. He's in his 40s by my age, and his wife took one of those testosterone pellets. Like, women are doing this and I don't like. Why are they doing it?

[Michael Turley]

I really don't know. I can look it up, but I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heard that it turns them into an absolute hellcat. I mean, he says she's just out of her mind horny.

[Bobbo]

It'll make a bathroom door dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she'll be sticking out, so it's like a ridiculous aphrodisiac.

[Bobbo]

So gross.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never do.

[Bobbo]

I don't want to take on. Did you really take it?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you're a lady listening, you have any first hand experience or, or a man that your, your wife ran off over, jumped the fence and ran to the hills. I'd like to hear.

[Bobbo]

Oh God, don't. Ladies, don't take that. Take cocaine.

[Michael Turley]

God.

[Bobbo]

Better.

[John Clay Wolf]

That works better. Pablo's finest.

[Bobbo]

It makes me perky. Look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle in Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, John. I love your show, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks guys.

[Caller/Listener]

Make me laugh every day. Every Saturday I got a foul mouth and I, I told DJ I didn't want to come on the radio because I didn't want to curse and I don't want to get bleeped out. But I gotta tell you, you're the best laugh of the week, I tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks man. And, and, and make it, making, making fun of Oklahoma's really helps me get through my week as well. It's, it's, it's entertaining.

[Caller/Listener]

You know, I'm, I'm not a native Oklahoma. I'm from San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[DJ Pre K]

I lived in Phoenix for like 10.

[Caller/Listener]

But I ended up here because it's where the job is and I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do? Oil field.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm a farmhand.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What?

[Caller/Listener]

I take care of cows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Farm hand. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I've done, I've, I've spent many a time in that job. I like that job. It doesn't pay so well, but it sure is relaxing as opposed to what you do.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, the cows never complain. I don't have to hear about the guy in the lane dying in the car or anything like that. I just feed them and they're happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you, do you run the feed? Do you do the feed? Do you do the feed truck?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I feed my hand. We only got about 300 cows, so we just feed hay and, and put them out on grass and fatten up a few to butcher.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. All right, man, good. Thanks for calling in. You know, the, the, the price of wheat is really low and we can talk about that later. But cattle feed, I mean, it's, it'll bring the price of cows down. The price of wheat's like as cheap as it's been since the 50s.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a farmer friend that said he's selling his wheat for the same price grandfather did in 58. Wow, that ain't good.

[Bobbo]

That's a, that's an everyday thing around our part of the world though. I mean, people are, people are Keeping an eye on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Hello. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, Alex. Yes, I wanted to call and see. I'm a Houston area listener and forever we had this wing nut, John Rod Ryan. I want to know what we can do to get rid of him to campaign. John Clay Wolf fan every morning instead of the clown Rod Rhymes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let me sup. Sub. Sub. I'm too busy to do every day. I appreciate it. There was a time in my life that I really wanted to do that, and now that I'm having the opportunity to do it, I can't. Rod Ryan is. He's popular guy in Houston, man. I mean, you may not like him, but there's a lot of people that do.

[Caller/Listener]

You're correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's. He's keeping this radio station. He's keeping it warm for me during the week, and that's fine. He. You know, he's my. He's my fluffer. I like it. Might as well take your people, slam it in a door, jam. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Bobbo]

He does a lot of good in Houston, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally. I mean, popular as hell.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you just can't make everybody. If we run every morning, there'd be people calling in saying, we hate this bastard. Go kill him. I'd have a lynch mob outside, actually, because that's kind of the way I would do it. Yeah, you would do it. I'd be going for that. And that's why they don't want to put me on, because they know that's what would happen. As good as it could be, it might get everybody fired, shot and killed.

[Bobbo]

Sup? Sup? Sup? Come see us live at Gillies in Pasadena.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna kill him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Dallas. Good morning, Hannah. You're still here. Did you. Did you. You told me you did a. One of those visiting stripper deals in Texarkana.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[Bobbo]

So scary.

[Michael Turley]

Why would you do that? Small town.

[Bobbo]

That's why I always take my friends Cinnamon and Ariel.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you guys travel like a.

[Bobbo]

Like a group?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Bobbo]

And even Hollywood came with us this time.

[Michael Turley]

Hollywood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hollywood.

[Bobbo]

She's 45, beautiful.

[Michael Turley]

I can see that.

[Bobbo]

She looks just like Marilyn Monroe from the neca. Yeah, beautiful. She's a badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that name was. That name was something back when she started.

[Bobbo]

Since the back page is gone. Thank you, God. The only calls to get her from, like, sites like the Erotic Review, like, really rich guys, and they just want you to dance and have Fun. Shake your boobies, Hannah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to go to commercial break. We take us out for $160.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with my boyfriend, Jo. Less cars, more bull. The john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tabitha put the playlist together this week.

[Bobbo]

J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

What a good job she's doing Pretty good for a 15 year old white girl. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Things that she has on her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, these kids, they listen to this stuff. It's hurting friends.

[Caller/Listener]

It's weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4. Hey, 800, 800 radio. DJ Prek. Tell. Tell big Ed to get his ass up here. I need to talk to him. I've got to do some employee tuning and I. I don't have any time. I get so busy I need to do it right now. And I think the listeners might enjoy the concept of what we need to do because everyone will be able to relate. That boy, he's just wham. It's just always something with him.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

When he gets here.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

With Gabby. Gabby. Gabby. Gabby.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a 2009 Corvette. Black? Black on black, six speed, chrome wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard top or convertible?

[Caller/Listener]

Hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean condition? Clean. Okay. And do you want to sell it or trade it in?

[Caller/Listener]

I want to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The 17 grand. Buy it. 1775.

[Caller/Listener]

Can you do 18?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it need tires?

[Caller/Listener]

No. Brand new. They don't even have 200 miles on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I need to spend any money on the car to get it what we call up on its feet, ready to rock?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't think there's a bad area on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Windshield, like coming in and out of the driver's seat. The bolsters on that side they wear on those vets because people are squatting down to get in them. The back tires, you know, they're so wide, people think the rubber's good. You said it had the brand new, so it doesn't matter. But when you look in the middle on those corners.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, they're brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So if it doesn't need a windshield, if I don't have to spend any money on it. If I give 18. If I give you 18,000 for this 50,000 mile vet, do I buy it? Are you stroking?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. I'd have to talk it over with my wife. I don't think that would do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. This is boys only. No wife's allowed. And if you're gonna do that, I'm gonna get my wife on the phone and see if I'm allowed to buy it.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Romeo, what about your dedication to the He Man Woman Haters Club?

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I give you 18. If I give you 18,000, do I own it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Fair enough. I'll make her understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Not the wife. The car. The car, the car. Okay. Be easy, Charlie. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you for calling. So. So do this. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, john bought this from me for 18,000 on the air. And if the computer offer gives you more than that, which it won't, but it might. It's right there. We're right there on it. I'll give whatever the computer says because the second you put it in there, the computer spit out a number. So 18,000. You're locked. If my computer bids it higher, then you get that, too. It's right. I mean, so when you load it in, it takes 45 seconds. Put your license plate in, put 4,50,000 miles. Click black, zero damages. Click, go. And that's it. It's just. Boom. It'll throw a number out. And that's my number.

[Bobbo]

Perfect.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll do it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate it. What was that? Tur.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no, no. It was just a mishit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. Big Ed, there you are. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, gentlemen. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Big Ed is. He's from the Bronx. Queens of the Bronx. I forgot.

[Bobbo]

Brooklyn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brooklyn. There's. What's the difference? Difference.

[Bobbo]

Big difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Harlem.

[Bobbo]

Like I said before, you may start a fight, sir. You may start a fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You know, I've heard about these guys in a. A mob guy told me one time, if you talk. What did he tell me? Hang on. I. If you talk slow up there on the east coast, people think you're stupid.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we. We actually. On our Northeast stuff, we have Ed working that version. We. We. Our Yankee guys are guys with those, you know, that grew up over there. We have them talking to those customers.

[Michael Turley]

He speaks the language.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he speaks that language.

[Michael Turley]

Right. It's a whole different world, right, Ed?

[Bobbo]

That's exactly right. If we curse each other out, we're still going to get a deal at the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you talk slow, they'll think you're stupid or lying. So don't talk slow to me, sir. Okay, we'll do this. So you're really bad about leaving work. He's in and he's out. And he's in and he's out. So we moved the Northeast buying room upstairs. And I sat in there all the east coast yesterday. And Ed is up and down and up and down. He goes to lunch. He's gone for an hour and a half. Like an hour and 45 minutes. Then he gets back and he's got this story that he. That he has to go home to get something. And we're like, what? And he tells Kotman, where is Ed? Where is he?

[Bobbo]

Where is Ed?

[John Clay Wolf]

Took an hour and a half lunch. Now he's gone again. He's like, he pooped his pants. He had to go home. I'm like, he did not. He's lying, Ed. I mean. I mean, if you really did that, I mean, you know, everybody has an accident.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, that's for sure. Things happen. Things happen. This is what happens when you decide to sit with a bunch of Texans who are drinking and decide to take a drink with them. And then you have your Texan calamari, which is more like hard pretzels.

[DJ Pre K]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What did you go to lunch with Mixing?

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did they have a drinking lunch? Yeah, of course.

[DJ Pre K]

Of course.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. What do you mean, of course?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, wait a minute. So this is a whole, you know, we. We pop my computer up. See, that hour and a half lunch was because y' all were on a Friday during business hours. You went out and had cocktails at lunch.

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir. That's. That's the way it works here in Texas, as far as I know.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who all attended this out this two martini lunch?

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm not a rat.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, he ain't a rat.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

You know, I didn't say that word mixing, but somebody else did, so that's a good boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I noticed Mixing bought a lot of cars yesterday. A whole lot. Mixing bought more cars yesterday than he's. But his team bought more cars than normal. Yeah. So does that. Does that give him confidence juice or something to stretch a little deeper for these guys and put more money on these cars?

[Bobbo]

That's it. That's what happens. More drinking, more money, more cars, bought more mistakes. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you pooped your pants, you skid, you skid. Marked your pants.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Something happened when I was walking up the steps over here. And, you know, I guess these things happen when you mix alcohol to a guy who doesn't really drink some bad calamari, you know, we're in Texas, Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

We pop my computer up, please.

[DJ Pre K]

That computer. I was wondering what you're talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. I've got a song for Ed. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Unreal. Unreal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're leaving this. This is Ed's song. Skid marks in my pants. Fantastic.

[Bobbo]

I knew when it happened, I'd be on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

So.

[Michael Turley]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So I'm the boss.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't sit next to you every day. And the day I do, you decide to go to lunch and get drunk and poop yourself. What the hell's wrong with you, son?

[Bobbo]

Well, listen, you know, I know you're the boss, and I respect you, of course, but I'm not gonna change my ways, sir. My ways are my ways. I'm setting them. And that's just the way it is sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. I'm. I'm perplexed.

[Michael Turley]

I would be, too.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, you know, I know you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a rat, but I want a head count of how many people were at the two martini lunch.

[Bobbo]

The headcount was seven, sir. Seven, sir. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

That's 14 total.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I took. I took you guys out Tuesday night. You didn't show up for drinks on me to wrap up a big month. We had a record month. And we. Right after work. Six, ten at a. a bar next door.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you know, I'm gone by five, sir. You know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. You and your personal issues. So y' all decide to drink during the day?

[Bobbo]

This is not my choice, sir. I just follow the crowd sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long has this been going on? I've always known that Mixon would slide off during the day a little bit here and there, but I didn't realize he gathered up a whole drinking club.

[DJ Pre K]

It's not often.

[Bobbo]

It's not often. It was really about lunch for me. You know, it's about food. I just happened to partake in one little shot, and this is my mistake.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we. We did a. How many times did I buy Yalls lunch last week?

[Bobbo]

Four times.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it was a big week.

[Michael Turley]

Big week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I. I paid for lunch. And what does that cost? 350 a hit?

[Bobbo]

Just about. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And we bring the food in, and we. We set it up on our. In our buyer's room and have a buffet and all that.

[Bobbo]

Yummy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And y', all. Y'. All. And then I took you guys out Tuesday night for happy hour. There's another 400. And y' all pay me back by going off for two. Off the grid for two hours on a Friday afternoon and getting drunk at lunch and then crapping yourself.

[Bobbo]

I know these things aren't done on purpose necessarily, but like I said, I'm following the Crowd. As long as we're buying as many cars as we can, I feel like we're doing a good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. You know, it's that old thing. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. But, man, I'm pushing it. I need to find. Right. I need to talk to my HR lady about this and see what our exposure is.

[DJ Pre K]

I think she was playing tennis.

[Michael Turley]

She's there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is anyone dry? Is anyone driving my cars?

[Bobbo]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

God, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, no. Right?

[Bobbo]

Oh, no. No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

No convertibles flipping over, no crashing, no. Nothing like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If y' all are gonna do stupid stuff like that, I mean, you're grown ass men and you're doing a great job. So I'm not gonna get in the middle of a great job being done. But don't ever let me catch you in one of our cars, because I will fire your ass. And I love you and I don't want to, but I'd have to. I would have no choice. Jason, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any drawers for Ed?

[Caller/Listener]

I can hook him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've.

[Caller/Listener]

I've got some spares.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And I think, Ed, if y' all are going to continue this product, we need to. Somebody needs to send in or. We need to go get a pack of tidy whities to keep in the infirmary here at. Give me the vendor emergency pack would be great.

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I have no. No Tidy Whitey.

[Bobbo]

Tiny whitey's here.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 Tahoe LTZ 13. Second. They quit them in 14. It probably has a sunroof. Is that correct?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rougher, clean. The miles are 126.

[Caller/Listener]

It is very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, the problem is where do they cut the miles off? Like the good note dealers? That.125. So at125 is where the cutoff is on these upper end Note dealers that, like, spend a lot of money on these cars. But when it's 126, is it a hard cutoff? It's kind of. It depends. So you're right there on the edge of it. So I'm gonna. I'm thinking 15 grand on a 13 Tahoe LTZ. 13 grand. 13, 5. 13, 5. 13, five.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Unfortunately, my. My son bought it and I have purchased it from him because he couldn't afford it due to some relationship issues he had. And I'm gonna have to try to shop it around because I would like to have a lot more than that. I don't know where I'm. Where I'm going to shop it to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let me tell you something, Jason. You're not the first guy from Oklahoma to call me with a high mile rig and say that. That we're too low. I mean, it's like every person from Oklahoma. I mean, it's like you guys get on the tollways and just run right from one corner to the other corner of the state daily. Just mile these things up. Tires fall off. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the air. Forgivemetheven.com and if we don't beat your CarMax offer coast to coast, Vegas, Philly, DC, Dallas, Houston, Oklahoma, Corpus, good morning. I know y' all don't have a CarMax down there, but that's fine. If we don't beat your CarMax off or San Antonio, Austin, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars.

[Bobbo]

Be right. And now a Cinco de Mayo language lesson. Repeat after Lupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tu fiesta de Cinco de Mayo estudo henian Peldon vomite en el cajon de Turopa interior. Which means your Cinco de Mayo party was great. Sorry I vomited it in your underwear drawer.

[Bobbo]

Cinco criendo que er, sexy. Lupe. Happy Cinco de Mayo.

[John Clay Wolf]

And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning.

[Bobbo]

It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Prek, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of darkness.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now your host, John Clay Wolf. If we have Satan on, I'd like for him to be a Mexican Satan because it's stinka de Mayo.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, can he?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. We'll find out soon. Hey, I see a cool car on here that I want to grab. I know we just had a lot of affiliates. Join us. Good morning, everyone. But sometimes these. These good cars don't stay on the board very long, and I just had a car just like this. Jake, good morning. You're in a. You're in Houston, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He's had a. Oh, what I see here. Verify this is correct.04 Mustang SVT Cobra with 1700 miles in black.

[Caller/Listener]

No, you got that wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Got a mystic chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

SBT Cobra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that's teal, right?

[DJ Pre K]

That's that good paint.

[Caller/Listener]

That's a. Multiple colors. Teal, blue, green.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I had the same car this week? I had the same car. I had the. Mine had 3000 miles on it. Yours has 1700.

[Caller/Listener]

1700. One owner, Miles. It's a piece of furniture in the garage. Now, before I called you, I've been listening to your joke for quite a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And you keep talking about you being a check writer, a real buyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, very correct. Very, very yes. So are you a real seller?

[Caller/Listener]

I did ask my wife before. Yes, I asked my wife before. I dialed your number. She said you can go ahead and sell this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, this is the kind of call I like because we're here. We're. Now we're. We're flopping the guitar on the counter and we're going to do business if. If two people can be reasonable. So let me tell you, I have experience with this exact car. I had a 93 Cobra with 12,000 miles I bought off of a grandma in teal also. And ironically, that mystic chrome color is a very good color. You probably know this because there was few of them made, so around a thousand.

[Caller/Listener]

Around a thousand of them this color.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you this. I know what I sold mine for on Wednesday. And I sold it for a lot of. And I hate to admit this, but I try to do this for a profit, believe it or not. And I'd hate to. So I almost know too much, if that makes sense. So I'm almost afraid to throw a number I'm almost afraid to throw a number at you because I'll give 30 grand for an 04 Mustang.

[Caller/Listener]

You're a little cold there. I'd say if you step up a little bit to forty grand, you might be a buyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're a little stoned there, too damn high. I think you've had some of Willie's finest, and that's okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Not yet this morning. You want me to call back in 30 minutes?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I want to buy the Cobra. I want to buy the car. You're not going to come. You can shop your ass off coast to coast, and you're not going to find a guy right now that is a better buyer on this car than me because I just had an experience with one. I know exactly what you're not showing me.

[Caller/Listener]

You're a better buyer yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I will give 33. 3500.

[Caller/Listener]

Getting warmer now. How about if I put a case of Natty Light in the truck, we go up to 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't get a 40, man. I just can't. What's the lowest, lowest, lowest car?

[Caller/Listener]

This. This car has never. This car has never been in the rain. It's been in the garage next to some other classics. Driving a car shows occasionally. There's no Corvette motor in it. Now, this is the real deal, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

So no Corvette voter in it. See, he is a listener. Okay? So listen, I'm gonna throw one more number at you and I'm done. I'm done. And are you a serious seller? Are you a bsr?

[Caller/Listener]

I have a title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Ready to sell. My wife gave me permission.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I can. I can have my guys leave our Houston office right now with a check for 35,000 drawn on bank of America signed by me. And they'll be at your door in 30 minutes. Do you want that? Because that's all I got.

[Caller/Listener]

37.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

37.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, can't do it. 35 is enough. 36. 36 and I'm done. 36 grand, check in hand. 30 minutes right now.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll still throw the natty light. 36, five. You own it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. I'm putting you on hold. DJ PR Is going to get your information. We'll. We'll get this. Get this done. Get. Go ahead and pull it out and get your two sets of keys. Take your license plate off of it. Take your. Take your garage door opener out of it. Take your toll tag off of it. Doesn't sound like you ever drive the damn thing. It's only got 1700. I'm a little pissed off that I paid that much for it. So I'm gonna start being mean to him a little bit. All right? But get my. Get my car ready and get it clean, and I'm gonna be there in a minute. I won't be there, but Rick will be there with a check for 36. 5. We're done, right? No BS.

[Caller/Listener]

Sold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sold. Okay, thanks, man.

[Michael Turley]

And the Netty light needs to be cold.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. Not that strawberry crap.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Now, that man came prepared.

[Michael Turley]

Boy, did he ever.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you call in prepared, we will do a deal.

[Michael Turley]

That was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're not that prepared, just go to givemetheven.com now, the computer is not going to hit that car for 36.5.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't understand. There's no way to program that. Actually, I'd be interested to see what the computer would hit it at. It probably hit it at 28, 29 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

That far difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah, but he's got a 12 or 1700 mile. The right this and the right that. I mean, we had a 10,000 mile Boxster. We did the same Thing with Porsches, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, we buy them. But here's something people need to understand. When you're looking at supercars, like exotics are real heavy luxury cars. Think about motorcycle miles like a Harley.

[Michael Turley]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

If a Harley has 40, 000 miles on an 08, can you imagine driving.

[Michael Turley]

It around the moon?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been around the moon, right? Same thing with a supercar. You know, a Harley, they, you know, people drive them. Most people drive them. 800-500-mile, no, 300 miles a year. Most people not the enthusiast, but the average guy. So there's a lot of Harleys on the market that have, you know, 3, 000 miles on a 10 year old one. That's what Lamborghinis and Ferraris and all in this kind of. So. So there's a difference. And you just can't program around it. You just can't. It's impossible.

[Michael Turley]

Good job. That was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

McLaren's, you know, we bought two of those this week. All the Ferrari stuff. Love it. Old and new. Great vets, we buy those all the time. Anyway, I'll get off of that horse. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So when is, is Memorial Day first or Labor Day first?

[Michael Turley]

Memorial Day comes first. May 29th.

[John Clay Wolf]

End of May, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah. May 29th.

[DJ Pre K]

7Th. It's a Monday.

[Michael Turley]

I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

Whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Monday is over that weekend. Yeah. Are we working that weekend?

[DJ Pre K]

I will be at a graduation that Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and Ed are gonna be at the bar?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I won't be at a bar. I don't, I don't take off. I got it. My nephew, he's graduating. It's a big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Scott and Plano, a 13 Ram half ton, 130,000 mile, two wheel drive crew cab. Does it have 18 inch wheels or 20s?

[Caller/Listener]

20S.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a crew cab or quad cab? Big back door or small? Back door?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a crew crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Lone Star. So it's a SLT, basically. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the dark blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 corner crew cab. 130 on the clock with 20s. 13 five. 14 grand, 13 five. 14 grand, 13 Five. All right, go to givemetheven.com yeah, I.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I loaded it up. I have a question for you though. Yeah, I'm not, I haven't, I, I. You guys are on Dallas. But the mileage thing, you know, you always talk about D.J.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to put people on hold, bud. Wake up. Go ahead, Scott. What were you saying?

[Caller/Listener]

Sorry, I, I'M just curious. The mileage thing on, on average vehicles.

[Bobbo]

I.

[Caller/Listener]

You just explained the exotic.

[John Clay Wolf]

10.

[Caller/Listener]

10.

[John Clay Wolf]

10.

[Caller/Listener]

Like average 10 a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

What matters what part of the world you live in? Like the east coast, they drive less. And in Texas and Oak, I mean Oklahoma, they. They like have some Indian law that they have to get under the car and just drive. But you know, in Texas, the reality in Texas with so many commuters and everything being spread out.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

On average, I'm gonna say 18. The door, it should be 12. 18. East coast is 10.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. I, I bought that truck brand new and I averaged 22 a year, which I don't think that's bad, but it just gets up there when it gets to be six years old. But I'm actually moving to Hawaii and I'm gonna sell you that truck. I'm gonna load it up and it's yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. We'll come get it. Do you have a. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I have the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. James Dallas. A 10 equinox with 19. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the miles. Equinox 10 body style. What's average MMR on that thing? A 10 Equinox with 19. Is it worth 10,000? Is that right? It's a nine year old.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, go ahead. Yeah, it's a nine year old vehicle and I was just curious what that was worth it. My father passed away and it's sitting in my mother's driveway. And so I was just wondering what that vehicle would be worth to sell or help move it for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let me. I'm looking at something real quick. Equinox. Is it a four cylinder or six?

[Caller/Listener]

Six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a cloth rig. I'm just gonna. There's one LT. Two LT. It's probably, probably a one. I'm just gonna bid it as a one. So average MMR on the car is $3,000. Hang on. Then this is an old body style. Wait, 10,000 miles?

[Caller/Listener]

No, 19,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average MMR is 20. Hang on. Average MMR, which is kind of like a market conditions, is 50. $400. Let me look at a 2LT. I must have the wrong body style in my head if MMR is that low. I do. You've got the old body style. 5850 is average MMR. Okay, so do you have any other offers?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put me down for $7,000.

[Caller/Listener]

$7,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. I may be calling you next week on your radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, just load it just go to givemetheven.com and put the car in the system. And it'll. It's gonna spit out a number lower than that because your miles are so low. I'm overpaying for it, but that's fine. And. And just tell the guys, John, hit me at 10 on the radio and. And what's next? I mean, seven. Seven thousand. Seven thousand on the radio. And we'll work the deal. Take some pictures of it. Take a picture. Front, back the title. We'll get you paid. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio, Washington, D.C. good morning. You're on the air. Hello. Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

2015 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you live in D.C. or outside of the belt?

[Caller/Listener]

We live outside of D.C. in the Memphis suburbs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, does. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller/Listener]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or four?

[Caller/Listener]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. V6. Four wheel drive. Is it the anniversary high altitude limited Laredo? You know which version? Overland.

[Caller/Listener]

Add the version.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The. The options are it's a Laredo or a Limited. An Overland or a Summit Limited. Okay. Limited. Does it have a sunroof? How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

How many miles? 47.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rougher.

[Bobbo]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean. $22,000. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. You are our connection is just too bad to keep that up. My name is John Clay Wolf, and obviously I buy cars on the radio. We're gonna come back with Baba's gonna do some more of his songs on Neil Young. Rush Limbaugh's coming. Randy the chipmunk and a Mexican Satan for Cinco de Mayo. Be your bag of man. Put down that meth back. You got to play to your audience. Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hey, mama said the way you move. Okay, so we had that killer Mustang earlier with no miles on it. And Jeff in Baltimore must have heard that call because he's got a cool car with no miles on it too. That they're hitting my stuff that I like. Jeff, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning. My best friend's car. I'm trying to convince him that he might need to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller/Listener]

And it's a 98 super turbo, pristine bone stock, adult driven, 17500 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do not negotiate with third parties, meaning that we don't negotiate with anybody but the owner or the decision maker. Because every time we do, it gets all whomper job. But do you know what he.

[Caller/Listener]

What would something like that go for?

[John Clay Wolf]

I want the car. Can you get him to Call me back. And I mean, is he ready to sell it? I mean, you heard how I acted with that Mustang. Okay. Does 40. Does 40 grand buy a 98 super turbo?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, absolutely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what does.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I. I think he thinks the car is worth six figures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, he's stoned off his ass. Yeah, I mean, he needs to go. I mean, it's just not. All right, it's a 98 super turbo. He thinks it's worth a hundred thousand dollars. God, I thought we had a live one on. All right.

[Michael Turley]

You ever watch Bear Jackson, buddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Once. Billy in Bethesda, Maryland. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning. Asking about the Ford F150 Shelby. Worth getting it or worth getting a Raptor and putting a supercharger in?

[John Clay Wolf]

It took my life. I think I would definitely. Instead of paying the extra 40 grand for a Shelby or a Roush, I would start with a Raptor and I would dress it yourself. You're going to lose. All these guys are doing at these hop up shops are buying parts that you have access to and they're doing it themselves and they're charging double what it will cost you to do it. And when it comes through, when you go to trade it in, in five years, 70,000 miles on it, you're going to lose half as much on the build that you did versus the one that they did. Even with the brand in most cases. I would. I'd put a supercharger on the truck. I'd do the wheel that you want, I'd do the this that you want. You know, spend your 10,000 on it instead of 40 and you'll lose a lot less and you'll probably have a better truck because whenever you go in for warranty work on theirs, they're not going to honor it anyway. They're going to tell you drove it too hard. They're never going to pay for anything.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, buddy. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Okay, Kyle, we have a. One of our. Give me the managers. Dr. Kyle, good morning. Good morning. You've been doing this with me for a while? A little bit. When we started 13 years ago. I think Kyle's first time on the radio with me was 12 years ago.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's been around a while. Wow. Quite a while, actually. You've been with me since 1999. Or no, 2000 or one. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Did he actually do the show with.

[Bobbo]

You for a while?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, before the show.

[Bobbo]

Oh, just drop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way before the show. Back when we were Just wholesalers. So we have, you know, this buyer room now. These people go to givemetheven.com and we have 50 guys in a big room buying cars, and we have team leaders that are the managers of crews. And we had. He brought in one of his friends to work for him, and the guy passed away.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we let a little time. Remember when we're talking about a buyer that died suddenly.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did he die? How did Stu die?

[Bobbo]

It was the. The toxicology hasn't come back, but he had. He had a little too much of something in his system that we think probably some fentanyl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fentanyl. And what is fentanyl?

[Michael Turley]

Some kind of painkiller. Very, very, very strong painkiller.

[DJ Pre K]

Michael Jackson passed on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's like an opiate that they mix in normal black market drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

He got. He got a bad batch. And Prince. Prince was. Had fentanyl.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true. Yeah. Yeah. But he. He lived a hard life, right? No children, mid-40s.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, you know, partied.

[Bobbo]

Partied like a rock star. He was the. You know, growing up with him, he was. I grew up with this guy. And, you know, he was real timid, quiet. He wasn't allowed one in the room. And after high school, he flipped a switch and he was the wildest Indian you could. I mean, you couldn't. You know, he went from weekend warrior to. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

You told me this crazy story, like, the day before he died.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That y' all had to go to the strip club and get his laptop back from. From. From layaway.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How the hell. Yeah. Okay, so, Turley, Kyle, where are you going? I gotta go with Stu. Why? We got to go to the strip club. Why? Because he's got his. He's got his laptop and Hawk over there at the strip club. Baba, you've worked in a few strip clubs.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen a laptop deposit?

[Bobbo]

I'm not aware of. Of any pawning configurations. Yeah. In strip clubs, but I mean, you know, I didn't pay a lot of attention to, you know, things.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Bobbo]

He lived day to day, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this guy.

[Bobbo]

So, like the day he got here, he borrowed 100 bucks. He's like, I'm broke. I need 100 bucks. And I'm like, okay. We drive about a half a block is out here. Just drop me off right here. And I'm like, why? He's gonna. I'm just gonna get a beer and.

[John Clay Wolf]

A drink and then I'll get a.

[Bobbo]

Place In a Airbnb or something like. That's a 12 drink. You're gonna be broke in about 30 minutes. And that's just how he rolled.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was like, what do we.

[Bobbo]

What do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you need to go to this club for?

[Bobbo]

I gotta give him a laptop.

[John Clay Wolf]

How the hell is your laptop?

[Bobbo]

How do you leave it there? Did you leave it there? It's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I kind of ran out of cash.

[Bobbo]

I said, what do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much cash could you run out?

[Bobbo]

You leave your laptop? He said, well, I was in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back, you know, I kind of went.

[Bobbo]

Wild and I ran out of cash. I forgot, you know, Next thing you know, I'm in this champagne room doing the whatever, and he ain't got no money.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gotta go get his laptop to give this lady.

[Michael Turley]

Did anybody try an intervention?

[Bobbo]

I mean, that's pretty bad. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go in with him to get the laptop? Did you see the scene?

[Bobbo]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn, you should have.

[Bobbo]

No, but I've. I've driven past it and I think about him every time. And it looks like it hasn't been remodeled since the 80s.

[DJ Pre K]

So this girl took a laptop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Instead of cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she was holding it. And how much did. How. So he pawned it with her on credit for how much?

[Bobbo]

I think it was a few hundred bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

It was about 200 in. It's almost like that Neil Young song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one?

[Bobbo]

The. The Needle and the Damage Done.

[Michael Turley]

Almost exactly. We need.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you hear about Bob O. Kyle? How he's. He's been walking around all week talking about Neil Young songs and how he can slide slam my Peter in the bathroom door into all these new Young songs in the first verse, you know.

[Bobbo]

And I was thinking about. You say that all the time is why that's funny, because every time you lose money on a car, you say, man, I just got my Peter slammed in the door. So, yeah, it makes a lot more sense to us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I heard it.

[Bobbo]

It's hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's. Let's hear some of Bobbo's greatest hits on. On his new Neil Young find.

[Bobbo]

Now this one, I couldn't. I couldn't cut the whole intro off of because. So beautiful. But it's not that long. Well, Bruce gone but not forgotten going out to Stu. Oh, Stu. Excuse me. Bruce, too. I found my dealer cause I wanted to score. He shut my Peter in his passenger door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, my Peter's gone. I took my laptop to the strip club, man. Getting a Lap dance. Listen to Steely dance. But still my Peter's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome.

[Michael Turley]

Which would explain the fentanyl. You know, it's a paint reliever.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else you got?

[DJ Pre K]

You've got one more rocking, I believe.

[Bobbo]

Oh, is there another one? Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

This is a serious one. Oh, it's good. Oh, I skipped the intro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay, start it over. Start it. We're going to do it right.

[Michael Turley]

No way you're going to work that in.

[Bobbo]

The man's going to hold you down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Down.

[Bobbo]

He's gonna start another war. He's gonna slam your Peter in the bathroom door.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was wrong. Do that one more with the, with the. What you did earlier.

[DJ Pre K]

Which Harvest Moon or Heart of Gold?

[John Clay Wolf]

Either or go.

[Bobbo]

This is my favorite. You know, I slammed my Peter in the bathroom door and it hurts so badly. Don't want to smash my Peter no more.

[Michael Turley]

And we will be back with more of the junk after this important message.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show. According to Politico, while on a guided tour of Mount Vernon last year, President.

[Caller/Listener]

Trump couldn't understand why George Washington didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Name the compound after himself, saying, quote.

[Caller/Listener]

If he was smart, he would have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put his name on call John toll free. 1-800-800-radio. Jumped in at it, but I guess he was stupid. Before returning to Washington D.C. now, John Clay Wolf, Franco in Maryland. Good morning, Germantown, you there? Franco in Germantown, you there? Going once.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do I think about Jeep gladiators, the new Jeep truck, the Scrambler today that just came out and building them up, like customizing them, Is that what you're saying?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I was thinking, well, what's better to get the Sport S, which has some options, and then, you know, lift it up and put the tires or just go straight for the Rubicon?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd go straight for the. When you, when you're, when you're building stuff, the, the better. The more factory gear, the more desirable, the more the resale, the more everything. So I would take the Rubicon and I do. I wouldn't. On that rig, I would not go more than 6 inch lift and you know, the winch is always a real ad on those jeeps and the roof rack, as stupid as that sounds, that really makes a difference. And it looks good. I would not go with the stupid light bar. Some good lights is one thing, but if you, if you get rednecky, it's not a leather. Yeah, I'd order it up heavy and Those, I bought three of those already and I think they're going to be selling over. Over list for a minute, for about five minutes. They're going to be bringing stupid money and then they'll cool off in about six weeks.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you want to buy one, you might. I'd sit back and let the new wear off for a minute. Let the guy on the block that has to have the first one get his. That he wants to pay over sticker and all that crap. Let the dust settle and then jump in there and buy the one you want.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[DJ Pre K]

Do you think that's.

[Caller/Listener]

I looked at it on the dealership and they have a $10,000 markup price. Price tag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just sit, sit back. What were you saying, Charlie?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you think a lot of people that own jeeps, that's what they're looking forward to, to getting into that and that may be affecting a little bit of the market.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's just the rich guys that want. It's. We see this in great models every time the demon, all that stuff that they have to have the first one they're willing to pay the premium. I mean when I was a Ford dealer in 05, the first Shelby Mustangs, the real ones came out and we sold it on eBay. $28,000 over sticker and then, you know, five minutes later it's just worth sticker. So just let those guys blow their wad, sit back and then get into the market after it's slowed down. Them, they're going to keep making them. They're going to make a lot of them. They're going to make a ton of them. There'll be rebates on them in two years. So just hang tight. 808. We're talking about the new jeep scrambler, whatever the hell it's called. What's called a gladiator.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, gladiator.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're pretty cool looking. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you'd like to sell your car, go to givemetheven.com Brian in Louisiana at 07 LTZ. Two wheel drive with 180,000 miles. Average rough or clean on the chevy truck. Average 180. Some big miles. 07's old. Does four grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Buy it fully loaded. Fully loaded. 71. Is it four whee shape. Good camping truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Listener]

It's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're going to take your Louisiana hunting license away if you don't get a four wheel drive. I'll get 4500 for it. 4500. Go to give me the vin.com. load it up. Yep. 4500. Jerry in Oxton Hill, Maryland. 06 Chrysler 300C with 92. That car's worth. I don't know. Does it have rust?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no rust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me pictures.

[Bobbo]

Go to give me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com text send me some pictures. Open the door and shoot me a picture of underneath the wheel well so. So I can make sure we're not buying rust. Because I man, this rust up there, it hurts. And if they don't have it, it's great. But when they do have it, it hurts like hell. All right, just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Steve and Abilene, a 13 Camaro on dubs. So that means it's on 22 inch wheels.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir, it's on 22s.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound pretty white for 22 inch six cylinder Mustang. I mean, Camaro.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, These honkies are crazy.

[Caller/Listener]

I got it. I got it through my bank and they was already on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, does four, does six or seven thousand. $8,000 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I got it for 92. I bought it through the bank at 92. They said the book on it was 14. It's. I mean, it's a clean car. I tried to load it up on your website and I put the license plate in and for some reason it would. It just kept rejecting it. Wouldn't let me. Wouldn't let me load it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the VIN number?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't with me at the moment, but I can get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Try. Let me. Let me tell you. The license plate reflection is a service I pay for and the VIN number is our own service. So I know it'll hit it on the. On the VIN. Let's. Let's take a look. It's a 13. It's got big miles. 119. I need to see it. It's an LS. It's six cylinder. We may be closer. I'll get more. Okay. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. Satan. Good morning. How are you? Ah, bring him in.

[Bobbo]

Here he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring him in.

[Michael Turley]

Walk it up.

[DJ Pre K]

There's a burp there. What was it?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Excuse me, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like you made it through Easter.

[Bobbo]

I'm getting. I'm getting an early start on Cinco de Mayo. Hey, don't forget about the other. The other big holiday. What? May the fourth be with you.

[Michael Turley]

Jesus.

[Bobbo]

Darth Vader.

[Michael Turley]

You're doing Facebook lines? Now what's that, Everybody? When the May 4th be with you?

[Bobbo]

That's not a Facebook thing. Ah, you're such a chump. We've been doing that since 1977.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you have?

[Bobbo]

May the force be with you. That's a great thing.

[Michael Turley]

I love the Star Wars.

[Bobbo]

Love the Star Wars. Oh, Sl tiempo port los.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell?

[Bobbo]

Cinco de Mayo's coming right up.

[Michael Turley]

I forgot you speak all language languages.

[John Clay Wolf]

What day is. Is it tomorrow? All right, good. It's on a Sunday. Golly.

[Bobbo]

Cinco de Mayo es el Translacion for May 5th.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, I think we got that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my buddy, that was a beer distributor, told me years ago that they sell more packaged beer on Cinco de Mayo than they do the Fourth of July holiday.

[Bobbo]

It's a funny thing, you know? You know what Cinco de Mayo is?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

That commemorates Mexican independence. They won the battle with the French, but they don't celebrate it the way that Americans do. Good God.

[Michael Turley]

Good God.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming from Satan, that's a strong statement. By 10 o' clock in the morning, they're like joker.

[Bobbo]

Corona beers and cheap margarita mixes will be flowing in the streets like mud. I love it. I love it. And that's some good soul picking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Satan.

[Bobbo]

Perfect. Forget about it.

[Michael Turley]

Bilingual Satan only here.

[Bobbo]

Easy talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not seen the Avengers in Avengers End game.

[Michael Turley]

Amazing. It's got. It's broken all kinds of records. Fastest to reach $1 billion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

They did that in a weekend.

[Michael Turley]

Biggest opening weekend in North America. Biggest opening weekend in China for any film. 1.2 billion worldwide. Opening weekend past Titanic worldwide gross, 2.4 worldwide. It's amazing.

[DJ Pre K]

It's because there's spoilers in it and everybody wanted to go before they got spoiled.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, is that what it is?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

There's a woman in China who got so overwhelmed toward the end of the Avengers End Game that she couldn't control herself. We have audio here. Her hands also became numb from clenching and she had difficulty breathing. She was rushed to a hospital.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of. Rush. Hang on just a second before we play that. Rush, I know you're. You're online. And we're fixing to lose DC in a moment, so. Did you see the Avengers Endgame?

[Bobbo]

I. But, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah?

[Bobbo]

Is that you?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was me.

[Bobbo]

I gotta apologize. I was listening to JD do a bit. Oh, what was the question again? Have I seen the End game?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the. The end game.

[Bobbo]

No, no, I'm done with superhero.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Trump? You know what Thompson game?

[Bobbo]

You know what happens in the end anyway, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, don't tell everybody. Don't dare. What happens to Trump's end game? What's Trump's end game? That's what we need you for, is political commentary.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you this, the, the Democrats this week. Do you remember Fonzie?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

It was Arthur Fonzarelli. Yes. On Happy Days, he did a deal, something like the, the 19th season of that show. They all went to Hawaii. I think it was Hawaii.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And he was all of a sudden an expert water skier.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

And he jumped a ramp over a shark. Shark tank. And nowadays when they say that a show has gone off the rails, that it's no longer any good, think LA law. That they've jumped the shark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's that have to do with anything?

[DJ Pre K]

Think saying the Dems jump the shark.

[Bobbo]

Ah. What? No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got 28 seconds.

[Bobbo]

The new Attorney General is the shark.

[Caller/Listener]

Ah.

[Bobbo]

I think probably Nancy Pelosi, rest her soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, did you just drop an F bomb on my program?

[Bobbo]

No, that's an inside joke.

[Michael Turley]

The fentanyl. He dropped Fentanyl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, rush, we've got 10 seconds. Big 100. If you'd like to keep joining us, go to John Claywolf.com in DC. Click listen live at the top. Or you can stream us off the iheart player. Rush, would you take us out to the break?

[Bobbo]

Come with me, everyone. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Don't call me me sir or I'll kick your ass. God, my. You people.

[Michael Turley]

You, you people. You know what I mean by you people?

[Caller/Listener]

Hit him up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio now. I thought that was funny. John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Tabitha pick this one too? Boom. Was this one of tabs on the list? That's cool. You know, my 15 year old daughter did the song list this part. Good job, Tab.

[Bobbo]

She obviously has no idea the subtext of that song. Nope.

[Michael Turley]

And you're not going to tell her?

[Bobbo]

No, I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, I just got an email from someone. I mean, I swear to God, there's like something in the water in the state of Oklahoma with high mileage trucks. This guy's mad. Our complainers, they're. They're oklahomans and they're 300,000 mile car drivers.

[Michael Turley]

It's always the ones with the cards that we for the most part don't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we just like send past Letters. We don't want it. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it worth? You don't want to know what it's worth. It's just not. It's not worth moving is what it's worth. It's not worth coming to get. I don't want it. I don't want a 2000 Model 309,000mile Ford F150 with a leaky tranny and a leaky oil leak in an illegal engine well.

[Bobbo]

Why not? You're the car guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because there's no way all you're gonna do is lose money on it. And I don't want to lose money.

[Bobbo]

You know I'm joking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I hear you, but I mean, if I gave the guy $300 for it, I'd lose money.

[Bobbo]

Sure. You gotta move it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You get an auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Right. I mean, I just can't handle recondition it. We buy, we pay up. Pay up. Pay up for good stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Those are the ones that get mad, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. It's unbelievable. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

You know what we could do?

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio, go up love County, Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

Here's some land, couple of acres.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And you know, because they're just looking for a garbage pail because that's what they're doing. Okay. They pay us, right? To throw their car into our hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

They wouldn't do it. They think they're. They think they've got something. They've got it on their personal financial at the bank for eight grand.

[Bobbo]

Give me the trash dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's a nice one. 18 Porsche Panamera with 15,000 miles. You know, we hit him at 87,000. He said it takes 90,000. I bet we get a deal done. I mean, not everybody drives stuff like that, but that's a far cry from a 2000 model. 300,000 mile Oklahoma Rough Ford F150 with a leak tram. Now, Daryl in Dallas has a 01 F257. Three was 62. The only thing it's missing is the extra four wheel drive. Daryl, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. This truck, is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

O1F257.32 wheel drive. Leather. Lariat or xlt with leather.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not sure which one of those. I just got it from for my dad and. But it's loaded. Everything gray leather, cloth. I mean gray leather, black paint, short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got to be worth 10,000, right?

[Caller/Listener]

That's what I was Kind of wondering.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean the, the difference, the difference in four wheel drive and two wheel drive in this truck is like absolute night and day on the desirability factor. I like the miles. Do you know if it's got the bucket seats in the back? That was a weird option back then. That's a good option.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's bench.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, 10,000. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm gonna get with them and maybe I guess I'll load it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go load it up. Let's. Let's get to working on it. Send me some pictures.

[Bobbo]

Will do.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. A 90C4 cab Carrera with 64, 000 miles. Stuart, these cars are bad about engine oil leaks.

[Caller/Listener]

This one, it would be if it, if the whole engine hadn't been resealed 2,000 miles ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did that cost you?

[Caller/Listener]

$16,000. And the clutch. So the clutch was also replaced.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you feel my pain when I say that?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, completely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Caller/Listener]

I feel. I'd feel it more if I paid it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, who paid it?

[Caller/Listener]

The original owner. It has a. Yeah, it's a, it's one owner car and from, from a friend of mine. And the, all the work was done in Dallas by 911 Enterprises.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And so it was all done. It was all done. And then he, he had it for another 2, 000 miles. A couple. And then he said, hey, I really, I really like to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick or automatic, you know.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's five speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it so five speed?

[Caller/Listener]

Nuclear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who owns it now, you or he?

[Caller/Listener]

I, I own. I own it. One owner. One owner.

[DJ Pre K]

I own it.

[Caller/Listener]

The title hadn't been transferred. I just, I just bought the car. Just put new tires on it. Just had it detailed and it's pristine.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a two owner because you bought it. And in order for me to write a check to you for this car, it has, you have to have the title in your name. So are.

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir. No, sir. I, I have it. I have it right here already signed over. Okay. I don't have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotcha.

[Caller/Listener]

It's all signed over, ready to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. Okay. It's a stick C4 on a scale of one to ten. How. How nice?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a nine and a half. I mean the paint, the paint is really, really nice. Interior is very nice. No tears. Really, no wrinkles. The top is very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a 996 or a 993? Which body style is a 1990? I forgot.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, the, in 1990. That was the first year of the 964 is the. It's a model number. So it's the straight. Not. It's the exact 911 body. And you know they went to the. The color bumpers. You know the color bumpers and that from the black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking It's a 20 to 25 thousand dollar car. But I need to see pictures. I need to you load it into the, into the system so we can look at it after the show.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's. It's. That's. That's so far low that there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, here's. I had a 16. I had a 16,000 mile coupe. A 1990 C4 coupe with 16,000. Not 60 or what's this one have? 60. Okay. And the coupes bring. The coops are more desirable and bring more money than the cabs. First of all. And I sold my coupe with 16 for 37 last November. This is a cab with 60.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, this is a cab with 60. And I would say that the cabs are more desirable for what the car does and gives you than the coupe. It's a much more expensive sticker price on the C4. And convertible is a much more expensive factory option car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just understand this. A new turbo porsche. Right? The 100 granders. 150 granders. The coupes bring more than the cabs. And you're right, the sticker's higher on the cabs. But the guy that wants that big, it's just in the stick in a cab is not as desirable as a stick and a coupe because cabs go to. They like their gals to drive them. It's just, just the fundamentals of Corvettes and Porsches and everything. The women like the cabs and they can't drive the sticks as well. I'm not saying. I mean that doesn't apply as much to this one because it's so old. But it's still that fundamental. Still there. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Honestly, not a penny less than 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Click. No problem. I appreciate you calling. I'm not trying to be rude, but you need to go list it in the magazines and show it to people and talk to their bankers and jack around for six months and try to get it sold for that.

[Michael Turley]

Then come back.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Paul, you say what?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey man, what's going on this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much.

[Caller/Listener]

You know, y' all made reference to those. That superheroes series and all that. The superhero I think is Flash Gordon because he's so fast you couldn't catch him to kill him. That's all I gotta say. I don't know what's up, but you just popped in my mind.

[Bobbo]

When a Flash Gordon is a space traveler, an astronaut type from the 20s and 30s, Flash, the DC Comics character is very fast.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, that's the one I'm referring to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, y' all are weird and geeks and y' all need to get on like some dark chat room and work this out over on yourself in your underwear.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no. You know what? You know what Gandalf said to Flash?

[Michael Turley]

We do have the audio of this lady that totally freaked out at the Avengers endgame. She couldn't quit crying. She was shaking.

[John Clay Wolf]

She went to the hospital recently after watching the movie. A 21 year old Chinese woman cried so much in the end that she had to be rushed to the hospital. As per reports, her hands numbed down and she faced difficulty in breathing. Breathing. The woman also said that her fingers got stuck in a clawed position. However, she was released the same day from the hospital. After the woman felt better.

[Bobbo]

She had her hands in a clawed position. She got the Black Panther syndrome.

[Michael Turley]

She couldn't stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over a movie.

[Michael Turley]

Over a movie there are people beating people up because they busted the spoilers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's lost their mind each other up over it.

[DJ Pre K]

I couldn't say anything down in the Byron because who Hoot. He's a big fan and you've heard Hoot his temper.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh yeah, right.

[DJ Pre K]

I couldn't say anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Bobbo]

Didn't one of our favorite NFL guys Lee, Sean McCoy, didn't he? Oh yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh yeah.

[Bobbo]

A little faux pas.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, he was pretty upset about. In fact he. He tweeted out right after the movie to all his 700000 people. The spoilers. And here's some of his audio too. Why he's so upset. But why they kill.

[Caller/Listener]

No, he's the best one.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's smart, intelligent.

[Bobbo]

I'm done with Avengers.

[Michael Turley]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was him.

[Bobbo]

Yes, it was. Why they killed though? Nah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm done with it. I'm over. I'm done with it.

[DJ Pre K]

It's crazy. I mean people are in that.

[Bobbo]

Hold on, hold on. Did somebody die in that movie?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. George, Good morning. You're on the air. George.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. 2012. 2012 ram half ton 64000 mile ext express two wheel drive quad or crew 64,000 miles. If it's the express, it's got the big wheels. 2012 with 64s does, does, does, does. 13 grand buy it. We're close. What's the take?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, 13, five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title? Is your payoff got a title? Okay, do you want to do it right now?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'm gonna put you on hold and I'm going to load it up and get a check cut and send a driver out to go pick it up. Where are you?

[Caller/Listener]

Athens, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Athens, Texas. We'll be there in two hours. My name's John Clay Wolf. Let's go. And we buy cars on the radio for you guys that are new to the program. Forgive me. The VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIn. Give me the VIN. Pat in Marilyn, will you load this GL 550 into the website, please?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I'm on the road now. It's gonna take me a little while.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd be surprised how easy it is if you got anybody riding with you. All you gotta do is punch the license plate number in there. It takes like 45 seconds and the computer will spit the number out immediately. Thanks for calling. We'll be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. I just got out of jail.

[Bobbo]

Normally you'd say, well, what's the chance of a fourth dui, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Ask my stepdad. He got five of them. Five? Five of them. Good lord.

[Bobbo]

Do they not just put you away forever for that?

[Michael Turley]

Nope, nope, nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they don't like divorce.

[Michael Turley]

You can have as many as they like.

[John Clay Wolf]

He moved from Greenwich, Connecticut to Aspen to start the clock over. So the cops didn't know him over there. And then he got him out there.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I was gonna say. Oh, I bet that solved it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He spent his latter years in a community centers in the afternoon doing. Doing the social time. And with a ankle bracelet on. Gazillionaire from Wall street. Seventies years old. And he's such a drunk.

[Michael Turley]

Do your own thing, Ratchet.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can't stop. It's weird. He died. God bless his soul. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four.

[Michael Turley]

That's an upper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Good morning, everyone. So, Snoop Dogg, DJ Pre K. Good morning. Oh, he's on the phone. DJ Pre K. I'm talking. What's up?

[DJ Pre K]

What's up, baby?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about the Snoop concert.

[Bobbo]

Concert?

[DJ Pre K]

The Snoop concert was. It was a dope show, man. Get in there deeper lit, if you know what I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I went there with the pre K. This was. When was it? Sunday night. And we were Sitting up in the lawn, Best seats in the house, I would say. Wouldn't you say, Pre K? Oh, yeah, man. And you could take a deep breath and smell the.

[Michael Turley]

I was gonna ask you. Just this cloud that hovers over the show.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh. Outside the arena, you could smell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it, though? Was it the heaviest pot show you've ever been to? Me, yes.

[DJ Pre K]

I've been to a lot of rap shows and there's a lot of weed smoking that going on, you know, Bone Thugs was a good one too, but this one blew it out the water, man. It's the most pot smoke I've ever seen in a concert. It was insane. I mean, clouds of it. Sometimes you couldn't see the stage in certain areas. It was like, what the hell?

[Michael Turley]

I guess the cops just kind of go.

[DJ Pre K]

Not one cop, really. One cop. Crowd was. Was unbelievably cool. It was 50. 50. Seriously. 50, 50, 50 other and then 50 African American.

[Bobbo]

I bet they collected a little revenue on the streets of Dallas that night, though.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure they did.

[Michael Turley]

Heck, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[DJ Pre K]

It was really cool. His first actual solo hip hop show I've ever been to. Was it good scene? Oh, yeah, it was great. He played all his hits and he even mixed in some of his stuff that he did solo appearances with, which is really cool because you usually don't get the rights to do something like that. But he's Snoop Dogg, man. He could do what he wants.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just gonna mess with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was it a sellout?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, complete sellout. And it's interesting seeing the show with Pre K. Yeah, he. He works kind of. He. He finds a little area where the. Where the girls are at. Really doesn't come in with anything, but somehow, yes, he comes out with Chinese eyes when he's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's amazing.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Priya, how was your house party, wrap party the other night last Saturday?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, seeing Snoop was dope. But actually hitting that stage and doing my thing is even dopa. Man, y' all should have been there, man. Where was y' all at, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just couldn't make it, you know, I had to. I had to be a dad.

[Michael Turley]

It's a Saturday night video, though, on Facebook. You really did a good job, man.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, I appreciate it. I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not blowing smoke.

[Michael Turley]

Pardon the pun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it up on the Facebook page on Joe Clay World show? Yeah. Facebook page?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. It's to up up there right now. Y' all can see me performing my hit single on Dubs.

[John Clay Wolf]

On dubs.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

On Dubs. On Dubs.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And are you working this weekend?

[DJ Pre K]

I ain't got nothing this weekend, but I say last night I was at a show, so I'm a little. Little tired out there till 1am What'd.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do last night?

[DJ Pre K]

I went to see some local acts, man. Immortal Soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

D. Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

You know, so. And you know, it was a smoke fest there as well, so I'm still.

[Michael Turley]

Feeling the effects of that John Clay Wolf night somewhere. And have him perform.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did. We did. We need to do a listener party. Y' all put that together. Let's do it. Listen, Party. Yeah. Yep, absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

Willie said this week that actually marijuana saved his life. He said that would have killed some people if I wasn't smoking dope, he said in Rolling Stone magazine.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of Willie's reserve, don't you have some?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I bought some up in Colorado and I think Bobbo just got into it. I smell something on the backside.

[Bobbo]

You got a little bit less now, man.

[Michael Turley]

Did you actually get into Willie's Reserve?

[Bobbo]

Well, yeah, a little bit. I'm not a cop.

[DJ Pre K]

How is Willie?

[John Clay Wolf]

How is Willie? Preserved.

[Bobbo]

Outstanding. Is it outstanding? It's that. It's that. Tennessee. Have you ever met any hillbillies?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Out of even Virginia. Virginia, Tennessee, Kentucky that have that old country mountain grass. No, it's so good. You would never call it weed. This is grass. Kentucky bluegrass. Yeah, it's like that, man.

[DJ Pre K]

Why wouldn't you call it weed?

[Bobbo]

Well, because you're crass, you know, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sound like you're under the influence of Willie right now. Why are you. You feeling.

[Bobbo]

That's ridiculous.

[Michael Turley]

Did they hit you that fast?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

No, man.

[Bobbo]

Hey, listen carefully.

[Michael Turley]

Here we go. Here we go.

[Bobbo]

The way you test any new strain, right, is to have some restraint. You just take one hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

Okay. And leave it alone. Okay. Leave it alone, man. And you can tell how good it is. This stuff is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm glad that we're here to make you happy. I mean, the guys drink at lunch, you smoke on the radio. What's next?

[Bobbo]

Well, now, listen. I wouldn't advocate this to anybody else, okay? But in my case, it works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like it.

[Michael Turley]

We do have an HR person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe she needs to look into this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's why the studio's separate from the office. It's a separate everything. So are you feeling like you and Randy were out there?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's Randy feeling? It Too.

[Michael Turley]

Did you get Randy behind?

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously?

[Bobbo]

Hey, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on?

[Michael Turley]

Are we you hanging out there with Bobbobble? Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's smoking it. Willie. Nails and weed.

[Michael Turley]

Did you take a little hit?

[Bobbo]

I took four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four hits. You're mad ass, man.

[Bobbo]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love you guys.

[Michael Turley]

You're too. Oh, you love us?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love work. We you guys.

[Michael Turley]

We love you too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Down in the trenches buying cars and keeping an eye on our nuts.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, on your nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, this ain't show friends. Dj.

[Michael Turley]

I got you show business. I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, y' all got any pie? Pie? This would be a good place for some pie.

[Michael Turley]

You're already high.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean?

[Michael Turley]

Bobbo had some honey buns. You can maybe. Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, have you been betting on the Stars games? Listen, I'm trying to stay away from the hockey a couple weeks. I had a real upsetting deal with Sacramento. Yeah, and start. Listen, Stars are good, okay? You know this game, five of seven. It's gonna be a big, big deal. When is it, Turley? What's the line on this?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, they already played last night. They won.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got stoned and I missed it. Yes, you did. Did they win?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, they won.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's $40 right there, John. Okay, so it is you're liking it? Yeah. When's the next game? I thought it was tonight.

[DJ Pre K]

No, no, it's Sunday. Game six here in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Afternoon or night?

[DJ Pre K]

Night time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll be there unless I get high.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye everybody. See you later, buddy.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow. He was really stoned there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Everybody's all mellowed out.

[Michael Turley]

And marijuana, by the way, is illegal in Wisconsin. But there's a church there that has found a way around it. The lion of Judah House of Rusta Ferry Church in Madison distributes it to its parishioners as a sacrament. They say about 6,000 people suddenly have signed up to be part of the church membership. We have audio from that as well.

[Bobbo]

They're accusing me of selling.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we don't sell. They're accusing me of giving it to anyone.

[DJ Pre K]

We only give it to members.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are claiming to be a church.

[Bobbo]

I have not seen any documentation or.

[Caller/Listener]

Anything that supports that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are in fact a church. She sounds like a tiny non profit church.

[Bobbo]

We all use cannabis to meditate and also for the religious purpose of uplifting our mind and our body and our spirit.

[Michael Turley]

We just want people to be sincere.

[Bobbo]

Sincere in that aspect of the religion.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pot church.

[Michael Turley]

Why not?

[Bobbo]

That's a real religion. From Jamaica.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man. Rob, before I get wasted off a Bobbo's side stream over here. I need to bid your truck so I don't screw up. You've got a 17 Denali with seven with 20,000 miles, leather roof, Nav. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's diesel.

[Caller/Listener]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's easy. I know this one. I've had a bunch of them lately. Are you a seller? Are you a shopper? Are you serious? Are you messing around?

[Caller/Listener]

You know, I'm kind of just messing around, seeing what it's worth, you know, so I can get. Get into something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

50 GS. Okay, I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell it. And we can do an in and out with your dealer also. And that goes for anybody. If you got a dealership you want to buy one from, go to Give me the VIN.com. put us in contact with your salesperson. We'll get a hold of the used car manager. We'll do the in and out so you get the tax credit. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clee Wolf, and I buy cars right here on the radio station. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com I'm queer. Call John toll free, 1-800-800-radio. I got the balls to talk about it on the air now. John Clay Wolf. Oh, that's a burner.

[Bobbo]

Is it that time already?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a burner. Wow, that is talk about out of context.

[Bobbo]

That's a perfect song for it, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

The name of the game. That's funny. Charles Stodo. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey. What's your message, sir?

[Caller/Listener]

Man, I want to tell you what a pleasure it was to sell my car to y'. All. And it was so quick and easy. I just wish buying a new one was that quick and easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I hear you. What did we buy?

[Caller/Listener]

Y' all bought a 2011 Honda CRV from me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Uncle Roy himself come pick it up, or was it a different driver?

[Caller/Listener]

No, actually, we delivered it to the Manheim location.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. In Dallas.

[Caller/Listener]

And. Yeah. Yes, sir. A young fellow named Marcus come out and met us. Nice young man. You know, he looked it over. I signed the title, signed a piece of paper. He handed me the check. I hand him the title, and we were done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Sway, it's supposed to work. Yeah, I tried to streamline this thing where it's just so damn fast and stupid, you just can't help but use it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I Mean other than, you know, taking some pictures, loading them up and doing a little. A couple of things prior in email. It was so quick and easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. That's what I like to hear. Thanks, Charles. I appreciate the calling, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. 800. 800-7234, Riley and Abilene. An 87, 000 mile diesel, but it's a two wheel drive. 09, so that's a 6, 7 long bed or short?

[Bobbo]

Long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send it into the website. I want to look at it. 8 Go. Give me the VIN dot com. Send me it. Send me a side shot and tailgate right now. Yeah, just do it on the website because I want to look at these older two wheel, these older diesels. They can be, they can be real good or real bad and I just need to look at it. Send me a picture of the tailgate, the side profile and open the driver door and take a picture of that. Put it in there and I'll know immediately what, what to offer. Just, just take three snaps with your phone and when you go to the website, you just click those three snaps. It'll load up automatically and kick glow. And it's. You just heard that guy, so. It's so fast and easy, it's stupid. All right, 800. What's so funny, Bob?

[Michael Turley]

What do you mean what's so funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

Chinese Ey.

[Bobbo]

It's. It's not fast and stupid, man. It's stupid. Fast, stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. It's so fast, it's stupid.

[Bobbo]

No, you said it's fast and stupid.

[DJ Pre K]

No, he did.

[Bobbo]

No, it's not, man. It's stupid fast.

[DJ Pre K]

Look at his eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're stupid, man. Austin, if anybody, if Willie's in town, somebody grab him and have him call in Bobbo and talk him off this ledge. You're denigrating the product, dude, it sounds like. I mean, the only guy who can talk you off this ledge is Willie Nelson himself because it's Willie's natural finest. Whatever. Mexican ditch.

[DJ Pre K]

There ain't no ditch about that. Maybe put him in the ditch.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 7234.

[Bobbo]

Tell Willie he can find me right here at the old CBS tower.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's this? Goofy's drill sergeant? Soundbite.

[Bobbo]

Okay, you see viral videos all over the place. You're aware in the armed forces, new recruits go to boot camp. And they march and they march and they march some more. They run, I don't know, they sing what they call jodies. And usually that's led by the drill instructor. Who's their sure number one fan and best buddy for eight weeks of boot camp? Camp. There's a drill instructor that's got a viral video out. You won't believe this.

[Michael Turley]

You just.

[Bobbo]

Okay, you just gotta hear it. It's so, so goofy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a viral video?

[Bobbo]

I mean that that accomplishes the purpose, one of getting them to act as a team, as a group, and two, to humiliate them right down to the bottom of their toes.

[DJ Pre K]

That does.

[Michael Turley]

I'll be singing that all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't hear what he's saying. Mommy.

[Michael Turley]

You don't know the Mommy Shark song?

[Bobbo]

You got a house full of kids. You haven't been forced to listen to that for a year. Grandpa Shark. Sometimes I find myself doing it for 20 minutes.

[Michael Turley]

I bet you do about now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could put it on Nevada. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

That's me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's you. Are you in Vegas? Are you outside of Vegas? Where are you?

[DJ Pre K]

Vegas.

[Caller/Listener]

I live in Henderson. I'm a realtor and I came across two gentlemen in my travels. One has a 50 mark, he's a two time, he's a second owner and he's looking to sell it and he said he wants 45, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a 50?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know much about cars, but a 50 Merc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mercury. The Mercury. Mercury. You know, I don't like Happy Days cars. I mean, unless it's something really special. I'll take some. I mean, take some pictures and I'll look. You can go to load it up on. Give me the vid.com. i don't know that car off the top of my head, but I can figure it out and I'll damn sure make an offer on it. Hey, which station out there you listening to us on?

[Caller/Listener]

97.1, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, because we've got. We've got the live show on 97.1.

[DJ Pre K]

And then the other one.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a two hour delay on 93. 1. I think it is. Yeah, but I'm on 97. 1.

[Caller/Listener]

They play classic rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. We have an office right there on Sahara across from Carmax, next to Jackpot Jonies, of all places. And okay, we already lost one of our buyers there. We sent him over to Texas. He lost all his money at Jackpot Joni. So we had to bring him back after he got beat up by a guy he borrowed some money from. Imagine that. Welcome to Las Vegas.

[Bobbo]

Or Joanie herself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or Joanie whipped his ass and. But anybody listening over there, that's wanting to sell a car to CarMax today. Drive across the street to give me the VIN and show them the. It's easier than that. You don't have to. You just take a picture of it, of your CarMax offer letter, and send it into our website immediately. All we need is a picture of that CarMax offer letter. And if we don't beat it, we'll send a check for $100. Thank y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Jackpot. Joanies. It's real. 800. So. So weed shops in Nevada are legal, correct?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, it is legal there now.

[Michael Turley]

Do you need a car, anything?

[Bobbo]

No, no. It's total recreational.

[Michael Turley]

Walk in and buy just like you would cigarettes, you know?

[DJ Pre K]

You know what? Now it makes more sense. Why so many more buyers downstairs? Forgive me, the vendor wanting to move to Vegas. I just realized that, yeah, I think.

[Michael Turley]

Vegas is the place for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we've got the New Orleans Baton Rouge location. They go down. The drinkers go down there. They want to move. Mix is probably going to move to the Baton Rouge office so that he can drink at lunch every day.

[Bobbo]

Every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And Craig's gonna follow him.

[DJ Pre K]

There's professional drinkers that work.

[Michael Turley]

They're good. They're very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We lost one of them to death. We've lost two guys that have died. Yeah, Craig died. Not Craig. What's the guy's name? Parker.

[Michael Turley]

Roger.

[DJ Pre K]

He was one, too. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Big country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Nice guy. Really?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, really nice guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He passed away. And then Stu passed away, and we had to go get his laptop out of Hawk from the strip club. That was weird. You know, when you see these people every day, you don't realize that they're living that kind of life after work.

[Michael Turley]

Now, if you mix fentanyl with alcohol, it's just deadly.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, are you gonna try that next?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Bobbo]

No, I don't. I can't. I can't take pills.

[John Clay Wolf]

Since you moved to the big city from the country, has it affected your. I mean, you've been pretty good this time.

[Bobbo]

Last.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last time, you were hanging out at the bars all the time, but this time you've been pretty clean, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you're, like, going home and.

[Michael Turley]

Just, like, he's got a girlfriend now.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she lives in Alabama.

[Michael Turley]

But he's still.

[Bobbo]

I'm doing. I'm doing what I do. Yeah. The work. The work takes a majority of my time, and that's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I definitely want to do a listener party immediately. We need to figure out where and get on the air next week and promote it and then we'll do it the next Saturday. So we'll have two weeks to promote it. It and we'll do it not this Saturday, but next Saturday.

[Bobbo]

Not Mother's Day, but the following weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is next weekend. Is that Kaboo Festival? Is that next week? Kabam Kaboo Texas Stadium is a largest music festival. Look it up.

[DJ Pre K]

It may be the 25th because I've.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got tickets to that.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, you're going? Yeah, that's gonna be.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the largest music festival it's ever been in Dallas. Ever. Yeah, I was looking the lineup. It's just disgusting. Awesome.

[DJ Pre K]

The last one was Blockbuster rock fest in 97. I went to that. Unbelievable. Coolest thing ever been to, but this sounds even better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this thing going to Houston also? I don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know. I don't, I don't know if they're. Because they're nationally advertising this.

[Bobbo]

I haven't heard that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's at Dallas Cowboy Stadium.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be the first winner out of there in a while.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, hey, hey.

[Bobbo]

Tell it to Sting.

[Michael Turley]

Kaboo, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sting. Sting and Counting Crows are next Sunday, Mother's Day. I got tickets to that one.

[Michael Turley]

Pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, nice.

[Michael Turley]

Comedy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

There's a lot of stuff, comedy. I mean, it's going to be all kinds.

[Michael Turley]

Lionel Richie is going to be there. The Killers, Kid Rock, Lynyrd Skynyrd. Sting is Sunday the 12th.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is.

[DJ Pre K]

Kaboom is next weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're a San Antonio, Austin, Houston, Abilene, all the region. If you're a concert head, you need to go to that and pull it up and look because it's a biggie.

[DJ Pre K]

So it's next weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kaboom.

[Bobbo]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next weekend. So Mother's Day is next Sunday. So guys, I know a lot of y' all are like me. You don't keep up with stuff. That's next Sunday, Mother's Day. This is like an announcement. Mother's Day is next Sunday. So don't screw up and have her mad at you for the next, you know, month.

[Michael Turley]

Ear lots of folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't give her. Don't give her what? What Sulla's dad gave his mom was that when we were in high school school. A Mother's Day card and a half smoked joint. That does not fly well. Okay, we're going to lose 92, 5 and we're going to lose the buzz in Houston. Buzz listeners, you can jump over to 97.5, the ESPN station. For hour number five between 11 and noon, Dallas listeners, you're going to need to go to John Claywolf.com and click listen live or stream us off the iHeartrade app. And you can use the Bear out of Wichita Falls or the Bear out of Abilene or Oak, the Brew out of Oklahoma City. Everybody else is on our the Eagle down in Baton Rouge. We've got a ton of affiliates so the alt station down in New Orleans, a lot of affiliates. But yeah, we're gonna lose those two stations here in six seconds and we will come back with our number five in just a minute. Remember, John Clay Wolf show Facebook page has the podcast goes up at 1 o'. Clock. Give me the vin.com is where you sell your car. Be right back. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf. My daughter picked all these songs, which I know she did. She has been riding in the car with me too much. Oh yeah, she's catching it all. That's funny. Then next week she's going to want.

[Michael Turley]

To charge me, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So my little guy, Baby Day Day, my five year old. Yeah, he's a trip, man. It's getting weird.

[Michael Turley]

What happened then?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got four kids and they're all really good. But not that I'm bad, but I was not as good as my kids.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now my evil twin has surfaced.

[Bobbo]

You knew sooner or later, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Baby Day, he's. Yeah, yeah, you. Oh.

[Bobbo]

What is the picture I saw of the concrete flooring?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we, we're building a new house or we're remodeling the house and we redid the showers and they put a concrete floor in it, like the thin set, not the shower base tub thing and the tile layer. Put a sign there that says do not step. And I'm in the other room and I hear him reading. You know, he's five and he read, he said do not step, step. And I didn't even know what he was talking about. And then I walk in there later, looking around and I see this perfect footprint in this concrete. And I walked over to him, like, did you step in it? I mean, he's the only one with his foot that size, right? Little five year old foot busted. And no, no, I'm like, let me see your foot. Oh. And then he grabbed the stick and started whipping his brother's asses with it. And he's so little, they don't want to beat him up. Sure.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I finally get him and I spank him with it and put him in his room, his new room, and. And shut the door. But on the. The door handles are still. The doorknobs are not in yet.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I can hear him, MF and me from his room.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What now? What do we do with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he wasn't cussing me, but he was, you know, big fat daddy dummy. You know, I'm in charge of this deal. It's not his house. It's my house. I'm the one that picked it. I found it. I need to get out of here. I need to get a. This is a five year old.

[Michael Turley]

See, this is coming from somewhere, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You know, nah, he's just coming from hardheadedness.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like. He calls me baby dayday. He's the baby. I'm gonna start calling him baby dad. Dad. And he's just talking all this smack to himself. I mean, just going off, man.

[Bobbo]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I walk in, I open the door. So you talking about me? No.

[Michael Turley]

Nope, nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he says in this little DB Voice. No, like, oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

Cop talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

You girls. Yeah, the neighbor, he said, I want to go to Elle's house. And. And girl up the street. When I let him out, he got his hair all done. And he. He looks at me when I'm letting him out the. Out of the car to go to the neighbor's house. He's like, it's showtime.

[Michael Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, oh, God, he is.

[Michael Turley]

You on steroids, dude. Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Showtime. We're at the. This place the other day, this tennis court, and he's telling this lady how good looking she is and how he really wants to date her when he gets a little bit older. She's about 19. She's hot as a firecracker. He was just laying it on her. I really like your shoes. And that dress really looks good on you. I'm like, oh, my God Almighty.

[Michael Turley]

And what does the wife think about all this?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's just like, this. You did this. This is you. This is your problem.

[Michael Turley]

Problem. Right? You guys even look.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a you problem, not a us problem. It's a you and him problem. Her mother, you know, they're from Copenhagen, Denmark. They're like, what is up with these kids?

[Michael Turley]

What happened to your children?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Gets on his motorcycle. I haven't showed him second gear yet. And he's just got first gear pinned out.

[Bobbo]

Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honda, little Honda, 50 training wheels. I mean, giving him hell with first gear. His brothers have second and third gear. They know. And he's still on them with first. Just all pinned the hell out.

[Bobbo]

God dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, he's. He's something. Taylor. An 08 Honda Odyssey with 118. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller/Listener]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a five grander to me.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that's about right. It's got a dent in the back. I figured I'd tell you now.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? A little. How much to fix it?

[Caller/Listener]

Crack in the bumper? I'm not sure. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Whether or not it's worth it to fix or just to sell it as is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take pictures of the truck. Take pictures of the damage. Throw it in the website. We'll get right back to you. And put a hard number on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Thank you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Adam. Lake Charles, Louisiana, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

So I Rob from Baton Rouge purchased a vehicle from me yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And I sent my VIN number in on Thursday night. And then Friday morning, he called me and gave me a hard offer for my vehicle. Drove to the dealership in Lake Charles, I mean, Lafayette, that I was buying my new vehicle from. Did the courtesy trade purchase a vehicle? I purchased my vehicle, and it was a very good experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bada bing, bada boom. Just as advertised.

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely. Just quick and easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's crazy that a guy in the car business will actually do what they say they're going to do without trying to hook you at the end. You know, I hate that. That's what I hate about this industry. And that's really what I, I, I'm really, you know, the, the game at the end. Everybody games at the end of any transaction. They always game. You whip out. They whip out a fee, or they want to come up with a story why they can only do less, and we just don't do it.

[Michael Turley]

I know customers expect that, and when it doesn't happen, they go, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm glad. Hey, what dealership did you trade in it?

[Caller/Listener]

Infinity of Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know those guys.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, they're big fans of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you buy?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I bought a QX80.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Thanks for calling in, Adam. No problem. Later, man.

[DJ Pre K]

Shout out to old Cal out there in infinity.

[Bobbo]

Oh, cow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, cow. Oh, cow. James, you got a Shelby GT500?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

F150.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's the F150. I was thinking it was the car.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy this car. But instead of giving you a stupid number that I'm. It's one of those deals. If I bid it without really investigating it, I'm gonna bid it safe, which isn't the best for you, right? So let me get caught up on it and give you a good number, not a safe number. I don't want to give you a little chicken, you know, just a little number that it. That isn't good, that isn't strong. I want to give you a strong numbers. What I'm trying to say. And I, I don't know it off the top of my head. I've had a couple of them, but there's a lot of options on them and I haven't taken the time to learn. I'll tell you what, I haven't bought any myself. My buyers have bought three of them and I don't know them and I need to learn them. So if. Will you load it into the [e-mail] and I'll go down there and work on it after the show. Perfect. James. Thanks, man. Those are. The Shelby trucks are coming on, I guess.

[Bobbo]

I didn't know there was a Shelby.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought two of them out of Las Vegas, which sounds typical. Hey, Las Vegas, FYI, all these guys, if you know people with like cool cars in their, in their vacation houses out there aren't Palm Springs or anything. We love those because what they have is cars with low miles because they don't drive them much. You know, some rich guy from New York or Dallas or la, has a place in, in Palm Springs or in Vegas and they have their cool cars in there and they barely drive them. That's the best stuff in the world. We pay a lot of for it.

[Michael Turley]

No rust. It's dry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's dry. No, that, that, those are the, that, that 4,000 mile Maserati we pulled out of that beach house up by San Francisco the other day. It took us three weeks to get it back here. Didn't take. And we paid the customer immediately. But it was a little hard shipping it back to Dallas, but it was worth it. And what's funny is I was calling around in San Francisco trying to lay it down, ran it through the auction in San Francisco. Yes, they offered me less than what I paid for it. In San Fran. The dealers did the auction. It brought less than what I paid for it. And I said before I lose money on that nice a car, I want to bring it to Dallas in front of my big show and where we have, you know, our Big market. And sure enough it earned a profit. Yeah, yeah. And my point is, is that we, you know, we pay a lot for these cars. 9 times out of 10 when we buy one at a, at a distant area that's outside of the PA market or outside of the Dallas market and we try it at the auction in that region, they bring less than what we paid for them.

[Bobbo]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

So just the idea. Oh, we'll just run it through the auction. You're just gonna. Yeah, well it ain't that easy. And what we have at Dallas is a special environment where we have hundreds of buyers that know we can get more money in our own house because the way we built it and we bid off of that way. That's why we can buy cars in Houston, bring them to Dallas. That's why we buy cars in San Antonio, in Austin, in Abilene, in Baton Rouge, in New Orleans and Arkansas and Oklahoma and bring them to Dallas.

[Michael Turley]

Worth it to transport them.

[DJ Pre K]

Because you're making.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can bring, I can, I can make them do better than some one off small sale. Sure. So, and the dealers, when you call around and get their bids, they don't give as much as we do. But just like the, I mean, you know these guys that trade into the dealerships, we paid more than what the dealership wanted to pay. So they use our number. So go to givemetheven.com you'd be surprised with what happens. 800, 800. But if it's junk. Junk is junk. 500 cars or 500 cars. And right now two thousand dollar cars are turning into 500 cars. I mean if it's got 180,000 miles on it, unless it's a truck, full size SUV, Suburbans, Tahoes, trucks, eight cylinder, full size, that's different. But anything domestic, anything domestic. General Motors, Chrysler, Ford, that is over 125, 000 miles. It's junk still. It's just not worth much. I mean that guy called in with a 13 caravan earlier with leather. I mean I sold him three grand, you know, had 159 on it. Well, book is nine grand. I know it. But nobody wants it.

[Michael Turley]

But nobody will pay, nobody will buy it. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the transmission, it'll probably go out between when you're bringing it. When I go pick it up from you, it's probably going to blow on me. And everybody in the business that knows the cars knows that. That's why it's worth nothing. All right, I'll shut up. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. Keith Richards smelled the weed from under the door.

[DJ Pre K]

It's amazing how that happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he came in. He's been puffing with Bobbo Now, Keith. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

It they going to show? Aces, trips like diamonds.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a spade playing cards.

[Bobbo]

Scary. You got a cocaine over there? Oh, I sneezing. You got a cow?

[DJ Pre K]

No, there's no cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's Mick after the heart surgery?

[Bobbo]

He's doing great. He's doing great. He's. He's having five nurses a day now.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Right? That's a lot of nurses. But Ken care, you know? I mean, Mick doesn't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're Keith.

[Bobbo]

I was thinking of poor Elton. Ever seen the press on poor Elton John?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

You know I'm talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, sure.

[Bobbo]

Her with the yellow brick road and all that. Okay. They made a. Just a fantastic Freddy Mercury movie last year. Just see it. The Bohemian Ripstone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful.

[Bobbo]

So touching. Freddie Mercury was a star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Keith Richards, let's get back. You said Elton John. Elton John. What about. What about poor Elton John? What's happening?

[Bobbo]

Well, look what they've done now. They've got a film all about Elton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Rocket man, right? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know what it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

It's the musical.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't like musical.

[Bobbo]

Not like the Bohemian Rhapsody has scenes and acting and fine foul music like that. This one might have fine music, but it's not Elton singing for one. And they break into song.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

All the time. It's like the Moulin Rouge. Grace or the best thing. Or actually like the best little house in Texas. You got Dolly, you got Bert. Got Coma. Pile, you at USMC as he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pile was in the best little house in Texas.

[Bobbo]

He was a deputy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim, neighbors.

[Bobbo]

No, he was the deputy.

[Michael Turley]

No, he wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of. Speaking of, you'll love this, Keith. We've got this buyer downstairs that Buyer. Buyer in the. Give me the VIN office. And they. We're really spilling the. Spilling the guts on. We're gonna have every alcoholic in. In. In the region calling to want to work here. Kyle started calling him Otis. Did you know that, Turley?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I know who Otis is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Otis. Oh, yeah, we have an Otis. I'm not going to say whose name. No, I know. So there's a Kyle calls him Otis. I'm like, why do you call him Otis? He said, remember Otis on the Gr. Andy Griffith Show? That would just check himself back into jail. Yeah, he's like, like, he's like. This guy calls me like a week out, says, hey, In a week I'm gonna go off on a bender. So I'll be out. It'll be hard to read.

[Michael Turley]

He schedules them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Schedules his vendors, which is unheard of for the car business. Most of those guys, you know, go off on their own benders, out of control. But this guy, he's just like Otis. I mean, he plans his work and he works his plan. He'll give you. Give Andy a heads up and check himself out and check himself back in.

[Michael Turley]

Police department. Yeah, I'm heading down. Can you guys get my room ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Otis.

[Caller/Listener]

You know, I put her up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't watched a good Mayberry flick in a while.

[Bobbo]

That's exactly the same as Elton John, 1975. Oh yeah. It's a horrible, horrible alcoholic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[DJ Pre K]

He was.

[Michael Turley]

Elton quit drinking.

[Bobbo]

Terrible. But I don't know about now musical. I think I'll just go home and listen to Mad Men across the Water.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is the Elton. Is Rocketman a musical? That's too bad.

[Bobbo]

I've been talking about it for an hour and a half. Did you not hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard. Really? When is the Rolling Stones movie going to come out and be better than Motley Crue's the Dirt?

[Bobbo]

Are you high?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bobbo]

They'll probably do it soon. Frodo Beckins is old enough to play me.

[DJ Pre K]

Who?

[Bobbo]

Johnny Depp is still too young.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have to play you.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That the Rolling Stones movie needs to happen.

[Bobbo]

I can't wait. How much?

[DJ Pre K]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Do you just do it for the money now?

[Bobbo]

Right. Let's not show friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you get? What do you make a year?

[Bobbo]

Business.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was your income last in 2018?

[Bobbo]

I've got accountants all over the world if I like. Okay. And I always talk to him on Friday because that's payday, right? So I talk to the account in Beirut. He says, oh, you got 70 million?

[Michael Turley]

I don't think you can say that.

[DJ Pre K]

He did.

[Michael Turley]

He did?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Richards. I had to dump you because you said 70 million effing dollars. You can't say that.

[Bobbo]

Then I'll talk. Then I'll talk. The koala pool.

[Michael Turley]

Do you know what your net worth is? Cuz I do.

[Bobbo]

I know the number. You think you got something like $17 million.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Michael Turley]

Do you know what your net worth is?

[Bobbo]

They all say different.

[Michael Turley]

340 million is your net worth, right?

[Bobbo]

You got that off the Wedia?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I got it off Keith Richards.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're worth $350 million.

[Bobbo]

I think it's got to be more.

[Caller/Listener]

Than that.

[Bobbo]

They'Re only counting 14 guitars, Mike and Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 16 Land Cruiser. What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Navy blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, damn it. I don't like that color that much.

[Caller/Listener]

Brown leather interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does 50 grand. Does 50 grand buy it? Oh, I was looking to get a.

[Caller/Listener]

Little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got Keith Richards here. Keith, Keith, if. If I run out of money, will you spot me a little bit?

[Bobbo]

If you got to buy a blue one, buy this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you heard it here from Keith Richards. Mike loaded into the [e-mail] let's get to working on it. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I'm by Cars on the radio. Yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com with John Clay Wolf.

[DJ Pre K]

A comedian has won the presidential election in UT Ukraine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up now.

[DJ Pre K]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio. That's right. He's the president of Ukraine, is a. Is a comedian.

[DJ Pre K]

He has already sold his inaugural address.

[John Clay Wolf]

As a one hour Netflix special. Now, John Clay Wolf. This is a good song, Tab. I'm gonna say that was your best pick of the day. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I'm very curious how Tab knows that song.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, in the. The Zeppelin knowledge she has is deeper than my.

[Bobbo]

It's a great tune. You know, people know the album 5150, but the song 5150, I think was the crowning achievement at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I agree. You know, it was not a radio hit either.

[Bobbo]

We didn't. We didn't know if we were gonna like Sammy in that band or not. But at the time, it was perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looking back, it was better than perfect.

[Bobbo]

Great body of work.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm still a DLR fan, of course, but as I'm growing older, I think I'm liking the Hagar days just as much.

[Bobbo]

That's just like Beatles, man. You grow up, you know, thinking John Lennon's you're perfect. And you. You come around to Paul by the time you're about 42.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you saying? There's a new kid out that's reminds you of Billy Joel.

[Bobbo]

There's. Long Island, New York. There's a. And listen, this kid's only like four years old. Oh, he plays and sings. It's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

4Y.

[Michael Turley]

What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's. Is that a dog?

[DJ Pre K]

There's a dog.

[Bobbo]

There's a dog from Long Island, a beagle basset hound mix named Buddy. His owners call him Buddy Mercury.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so.

[Bobbo]

But he literally Plays the piano and sings at the same time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the dog's not playing the piano.

[Bobbo]

Yes, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shut up.

[Bobbo]

There's a video. There's a video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put it on the Facebook page, please. On the John Clay Wolf show. Facebook page. I've got to see.

[Bobbo]

Never get tired of that, man. That's just pure joy.

[John Clay Wolf]

The dog's not playing the piano.

[Bobbo]

He does. Yes, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, stop it.

[DJ Pre K]

It's on when it's gonna be on the page.

[Bobbo]

30 seconds, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Teen guys in Nevada asked the wrong girl out for prom. What's that about?

[Bobbo]

There were a couple of guy. Okay, these guys are obviously best friends, and they're like, probably juniors in high school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

That's Henderson, Nevada. This happened, by the way. Austin Musa and Johnny Pachalis drove to a classmate's house with a box of donuts. And this was all part of their plan so that Austin could surprise Hannah Muslack, the girl at the house, at her front door, and ask her to prom. So Johnny was there to capture the whole thing on video.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Now, the first sign of trouble. The girl who answered the door was not Hannah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my gosh. Do we pull up to the wrong house? Who is this?

[Bobbo]

Johnny, you picked the wrong house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my gosh.

[Michael Turley]

I'm so sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's okay. I really thought you were someone else. I apologize.

[DJ Pre K]

Does she go to the door naked?

[Bobbo]

No, it's just not her. You remember, dude, where's my car? Yeah, these guys are in the same shape as that man. Yeah, they're just stoned to the bejesus belt. And they're at the wrong door. The girl opens and says, oh, my gosh. He's like, dude, where's Hannah?

[John Clay Wolf]

Freddy. A 2012 F150 Lariat with 180000 miles on it. How nice is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's actually pretty nice. It's. It's black in color. It has no dents on it. It does have a cracker on the front windshield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does nine grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I think I can. I think I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just the miles that are tearing me up.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I just bought it. I bought it a couple weeks ago from the. From the original owner, and it's not heavy enough for what I need.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much you making on me at nine welder?

[Caller/Listener]

You really want to know?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're making 6,000 on me?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd you buy it so. So cheap? Good for you.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a friend of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, I hope he's not listening. Friend of mine kind of friend. Was he. Is he 180 years old? Is he dead?

[Caller/Listener]

No, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's around.

[Caller/Listener]

He's around 70.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sold you that truck for $3,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, yes.

[DJ Pre K]

Taking advantage of the old, but just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, here's the deal. Here's the deal, Freddy. I'm going to give you the 9,000, but I'm going to prove my point on this. Tell everybody, you know, to go to givemetheven.com to sell their car. Old, young, individual. Don't sell it to your neighbors because they'll steal your stuff.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. Now, I'm. I'm going right. I'm going right now to pick up another truck that I'm fixing. You know, I've done looked at it, and now this one here was. Was hit in the front bumper and the. The intercooler and the radiator is gone. I'm paying 5,000 for this truck.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 2012. It's a 2012. 2500. Four wheel drive, 6.7 diesel. How many miles immaculately inside? It's got 110,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy that one, too, but can you get it fixed to sell it as fixed? No, I mean, you make some money on us after your bills. I'm serious.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you're gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna keep that one? You're gonna keep that one? Well, we'll figure it out.

[Caller/Listener]

Thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll figure it out. Load it up into the website. Let's roll. Casey, good morning.

[DJ Pre K]

You're on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up, man?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how y' all doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hanging out, watching Baba be goofy. Hanging out.

[Caller/Listener]

I just call and tell y', all, man, I love y' all show. Listen to it every Saturday morning. My wife's not real thrilled with it because I sit in my garage until 12, so she. She's not real crazy, but.

[Bobbo]

No, what.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I wanted.

[Caller/Listener]

What I wanted to call. I listen to 975 all the time. Yeah, I listen to it during the week, and I've got this idea, but I think it's really good. You know, I hear your commercials and you talk to Granada and they're like, Lance. So, hey, the next time Lance takes a day off, goes to his NFL, whatever, you know, does. I think you need to co host with Granada.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know I do.

[Caller/Listener]

That would be the. That would be the coolest show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he and I get along well. We bounce pretty well. I agree with you. I would.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I know. I've heard him call in Y' all show, you know, occasionally. Like I said, I hear you're. You talking to him anymore? I just think that would be so cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do that. I'm glad you brought that up. Granada or somebody telling that next time Lance is taking a day off to let me know and I'll run down there and sit in for him. That would be a blast. I'd like to do that. We need to do that. Thank you. Good suggestion.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that'd be awesome. Anyway, I just want to let y' all know I love y' all show, man. Listen to it every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. And tell them to quit calling me so early. They always catch me when I'm asleep. I'm not funny when I'm asleep. All right. Later. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Shout. Where is he, Satan? Devil. Sounded like he's like, Satan. Vince Neil's trying to yell something at you.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you weren't talking to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm talking to Satan. Where is Satan?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Here I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what's. What. What's he shouting about? What's he wanting you to shout about?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, the Vince Needle thing. You didn't know about that? Oh, man. Okay. When Vince Neil was a kid. This is a true story. He. He. He had a bit of a stunted growth. In fact, at the age of 14, he was only 3ft 7 inches tall. Wow. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fully proportioned.

[Michael Turley]

Fully proportioned, sure.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I mean, no. His neck, his elbows, everything was normal. He was just little.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's he shouting at?

[Bobbo]

Well, you know, his. You know his dad was G2. Intelligence.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did not know.

[Bobbo]

He got him involved in that. That program.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that.

[Bobbo]

Pumped him full of acid. Made him lift weights. Yeah, yeah. For 17 hours a day. What? Yeah. Living on nothing but pop tarts and 2% milk. And my. Did he grow?

[Michael Turley]

I think so.

[Bobbo]

My God, did he grow. He grew 3ft in his 15th year alone.

[DJ Pre K]

Devil's High.

[Bobbo]

By the time he was an adult. There he is, five foot nine, just like Bobbo. Shout out the devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Satan.

[DJ Pre K]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Satan. Hey, Dara. No. 7 Cadillac DTS with 160,000 miles. Unfortunately, it's just not worth much of anything. My suggestion is to take it down to the Wichita.

[Bobbo]

Are you there? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

At my suggestion is to look up. Yeah, look up. You know what? Do this. We'll get 500 for it. If you want to sell it, run it over to. What's. What's that? Trailer. Big Tex trailer. See? Mike Jalava over there. Tell him I said write your check.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thank you. I don't want 158,000 mile 07 Cadillac. They just don't bring anything. It's crazy. Just zero.

[Bobbo]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if I'd get 500 for it. I bet I'd get 700 for it. You lose money, but you got a jack with it. And the odds of it breaking down are high. I'm telling you, I'm just about out on this junk. David, a question about a title has a blue title, but Carfax shows total loss. How could that happen? How it could happen? Is it the salvage title happened in a different state or the dealer. Dealer bought it from Copart Auctions. Like a salvage auction on a clean title. But then it got. Got reported to Carfax. I mean, you're asking me how this could happen? I'm giving you some scenarios. Do you already know how it happened?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

My, my, my question is, how could they sell me this on a blue title and it has a bad Carfax?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's they? Well, don't say the dealer's name was an individual or a dealership.

[Caller/Listener]

It was an auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago?

[Caller/Listener]

Four months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're out of the arbitration window. They. They're not. They can't. By the NAA guidelines. The National Auto Auction Rules. They can't. And you. Have you called the auction yet? Don't say their name, please. But have you already called them and pressed back?

[Caller/Listener]

I've spoke with the title title clerk there at the auction and they explained to me that it was legal for them to do that. They did not have to announce that. The Carfax.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird. Auto. What's Auto Check say?

[Caller/Listener]

I haven't ran it through Auto Check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Run the Auto check. Because that's what they base it. N. AAA goes off of Auto Check. If Auto Check is clean, then the auction is correct. And you need to go to Carfax and ask them why. It may be a mistake. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars. Radio. Be back. Just a minute. Give me the vin.com is where you go to sell your cars.

[Bobbo]

Less cars, more bulls. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carry on, my wayward son There'll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest don't you cry no more where's this kid getting these tracks?

[Michael Turley]

Seriously? This is your daughter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I don't think she is.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I promise. I promise. She. She. She surprised me. Me, there's a lot of stuff that I don't even know the names of that I know the songs. I mean, obviously know this.

[Michael Turley]

Is she into current music as well?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. But she really likes Classic Road. That's.

[Bobbo]

Weren't you that way, too, though? I mean, when we were all listening to Motley Crew and Ozzy, like, weren't we still getting Beatles and Beatles?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Elvis and Supremes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like the. I kind of like the. I like them. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

The old bg.

[John Clay Wolf]

I still listen to Old Peaches.

[Bobbo]

I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pre Saturday night favorite BGs. That's the BG's, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Australians with the funky teeth. Have you noticed, guys? And we did this. I'm doing a Chompers of the Week on the John Clay Wolf. My name is John Clay. Well, on our show Facebook page, these guys that are getting these teeth done, it's kind of like girls getting boob jobs. Yeah. It's coming in for rich guys to get their teeth redone.

[Michael Turley]

Just the big white caps.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Chompers, baby.

[Bobbo]

I'd love to do it, man. I'd love to fix my mouth, but it's over.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's over the top.

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't get giant ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

These are bright. Bright.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just so bright. Yeah, the veneers, they cost like 30,000. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I got a friend that got them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And you just want to go, dude, turn those down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right. I mean, is it like selecting tiles for your kitchen? Like, different. You know, this shade? You can. Because they're. They're picking them too bright. Mild dip, coffee and iced tea. Stained teeth. I mean, I'm suddenly showed up with.

[Michael Turley]

One as bright as your shirt right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You'd be like, john, what happened to you, dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get new boobs? No, I just got my teeth done.

[Bobbo]

Well, you don't pay 40,000 for eggshell, though, do you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Eggshell. You know the best thing about. If you meet a gal that just got a boob job, she's dying to show them to people.

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely. I mean, I've had married women that were happily married go, oh, yeah. You know, I joked with one one time at a radio station. I went, well, those are brand new. It's like having a Ferrari in the garage. She goes, I go, I was kidding. Holy mackerel. Those are nice, though.

[DJ Pre K]

JD has an interesting story he shared down in the buyer's room the other day. I did not know this about JD which story that you had your own sex dungeon.

[Michael Turley]

So it was because the radio station, there was a condoms to go store. And they gave us some toys and I set them up. I had a spare room. So what? Big swing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had a dojo with a swing in it.

[Michael Turley]

Big swing. One of them. We had a frame and a whole thing.

[Bobbo]

A velvet swing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Simeon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The women had a Simeon.

[Michael Turley]

Yep, yep. They gave it to us. Dude, it was all the toys. All the toys.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How does it say why?

[Michael Turley]

It's just.

[Bobbo]

I mean.

[Michael Turley]

But it wasn't like a dungeon, like a drug people into it. It was just one of those novelty things.

[DJ Pre K]

And to have like posters on the walls.

[Michael Turley]

No, I didn't go that far.

[DJ Pre K]

Lotions in the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you have that.

[DJ Pre K]

You did have the lotions.

[Michael Turley]

Lotions and candles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you get your teeth done? Did you have a BMW too? You know the differences between a BMW and a porcupine?

[Bobbo]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

A BMW has the pricks on the inside.

[Michael Turley]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talking about, you know. I was talking about my five year old.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So not. Not to overdo it, but I look up the other day and he puts a Batman cape on. Right?

[Michael Turley]

Kids do it all the time, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he walks out the bedroom door and he stands at the pool, he leans back and he puts his hands on his hips and takes a leak in the. The pool.

[Michael Turley]

Is it funny to see yourself in a five year old body? But I mean, I didn't do that ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, what are you doing? Did you pee in the pool? No. Who's moaning?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't hear that? Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Baba playing that damn video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo, turn the video off.

[Michael Turley]

Boo's high. He'll do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God, I lost my train of thought. He say, denied it. And I'm like, I see all the bubbles. Dude. Don't lie.

[Michael Turley]

Watched you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And he's like, well, it's because we. I turned. We're working on this house. So we turned the pool off last November so it's completely green. It looks like a pond.

[Bobbo]

Got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he starts rationalizing the sit. The shape of the pool. I mean, he's like convincing me that he was doing it a favor. I'm open the pool. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'm balancing the ph, father.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

You go handle some cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this kid's still a little itty bitty kid. It's just crazy thoughts.

[Michael Turley]

Runs that. Does he kind of run the house a little bit? At least he thinks he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he damn sure thinks he does.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was talking to my wife. If I'd have been on the, If I would have been on. Had the. If I'd have had a kid at 20 and my kid had a kid at 20, this kid would be my grandkid. That's true.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had him when I was 41. So it's just, I have a young one. I was doing the math. Like how old will I be when he, he graduates high school? No, I said how old will I be when he's 30? When he's old enough to run the business? He's like 71.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, Good Lord. Gotta be like 58 or something. When he's in high. Graduate in high school. No. Anyway, it doesn't matter.

[Michael Turley]

Doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. It keeps you young. Let me tell you.

[Michael Turley]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I, I enjoy it. I'm enjoying this one quite a bit. He's, he's a trip. Brenton, Oklahoma. And 04 half ton with 170. I mean, good old high mileage Oklahoma Dodge truck. I don't know, two grand. You there, Brent?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

2,000?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

$2,000. Listen to this guy. Tell me how stupid I am. If it's all beat up, I can't use it there. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll take a look. But an 04 RAM?

[Caller/Listener]

What about a go ahead? I've got a 2014 Dodge Charger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now that's a car that has.

[Caller/Listener]

All the bells and whistles. About 60,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and which engine?

[Caller/Listener]

It's my wife's car. She's ready to upgrade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a six or an eight cylinder?

[Caller/Listener]

Six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a SXT or SE or SXT Plus? Do you know?

[Caller/Listener]

I believe it's an XT Plus. It's got the leather package with the, the beat sounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

All leather, heated seats, 12 gram, perfect condition inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 grand. 13, 12, 13.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, man. Thank you. 800, 800. 723 4. Just load that up into. Give me the VIN. That's our website, givemetheven.com you can load your VIN in there. Give me the license plates. Doesn't have much of a ring to it, but you can just dump the license plate in there if you don't want to write the VIN down. And our system will decode the VIN out of it and load it into our. An appraisal deal and it'll spit a number out. Have you. We'll pay.

[Bobbo]

Have you bought up? Give me the plate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have.

[Bobbo]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And give me the street.com. because in the back of my mind, we might do something with. With houses. Okay. One of these days, once we finish. Oh, now this is a cool rig. Matthew and Del Rio.

[Caller/Listener]

How'S it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Now your phone says you're from Del Rio. Is that where you are?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we on the air in Del Rio, Texas? I got you on iheartradio. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Out of 2000, 760.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. I used to fly into Del Rio and buy cars from Sam's Ford and Ram Country Dodge back in the, you know, late 90s and early 2000s. I. I used to do a lot of business in Del Rio. That place the mile. The cars either have a million gazillion miles. Sure. Or none. Because it is really, when you land in Del Rio, Texas.

[Bobbo]

Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a little plane, you feel like you're landing on the moon. Nothing.

[Michael Turley]

Nowhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Michael Turley]

So you either drive forever or not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Matt. Matt. Am I describing it properly?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have a 12 Mitsubishi Lancer Evo.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Love stock with the Recaros.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You got a good one. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's Evo. And then there's a couple of options. There's a GSR and an Mr. Which one's yours, mister? Okay. And 40, 000 miles. Are they cut miles? Are they real miles?

[Caller/Listener]

That's real miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I know you crazy guys down there on the border, y'.

[Bobbo]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all don't think the law applies? No, it's got The Recaro seats. Is 15 grand by it.

[Caller/Listener]

I was hoping an 18 to 20, but it's ballpark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the. The getting it out of Del Rio is a bit of an obstacle. So do you travel much?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. I do actually have a house in San Antonio, and we go back and forth maybe like three or four times a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[Caller/Listener]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I can get it out of Del Rio. I mean, I. I just. It's just a long haul. I mean, I'm gonna have a. I was just saying if you. If you could bring it to me, I'll pay more is what I'm trying to say.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, I'll load it up, and I'd love to get rid of it, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

And are you against driving it up to Dallas and getting a Southwest back? Does Southwest fly into Del Rio? They don't even do it, do they?

[Caller/Listener]

No, they don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Yeah, I. I can find a place down there. I can find a friend down there that'll receive it for me and I'll have a check check waiting on you at a, at a friend's business and you can drop it off there and then I'll schedule transport and get it up here. Okay, we got 24 seconds. Matt. Load it up into the website and that goes for anybody else. Where there's a will, there's a way we can get the cars out of anywhere. Del Rio is about as crazy as far and hard to reach as you can imagine. I mean it's just Mexico. Mexico. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Well you don't need to call me. Hell, I'm leaving. Go the go to the website. Give me the vent. J.D. thank you Bobo. Thank you Satan, Turley, Keith Richards, Randy everybody. We'll see you next week in the web. The podcast goes up at One Locker out.