#198 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.11.19

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #198 (05.11.19)

Air Date: February 16, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Main Theme / Purpose

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers a classic, unfiltered Saturday-morning mix: cars, music, local events, celebrity impressions, quirky callers, and candid workplace banter. The show moves from humor-laced industry talk (car buying/selling, auctions, automotive tech) to festival reviews, stories of wild radio personalities, shout-outs to listeners in new markets, and a rolling carousel of comedic skits and bits. As ever, Wolfe and crew riff on everything—musical nostalgia, drugs and mail parcels, Uber strikes, family legends, radio industry gripes—while fielding listener calls and haggling live for cars, all with a Southern-flavored, irreverent tone.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening: Show Expansion, Staff Banter, and Setting the Stage

• Timestamps: 00:44–03:14
• **The show expands to five hours. John, Bobbo, Turley, and others introduce themselves and mention JD’s absence ("That is a long story").
• Heavy social media push: “Make sure you join us on Facebook. The John Clay Wolfe show’s Facebook page is chock full of new stuff…” – Bobbo [00:55]
• John jokes about always running late and being tied up with conference calls.
• “Our bidding tool that powers GiveMeTheVIN.com is fixing to be bidding the lease returns for General Motors.” – John [03:16]

2. Auto Industry Insights: Leasing, Regional Car Culture & GiveMeTheVIN

• Timestamps: 03:15–05:25*
• Discusses differences in car leasing across the US. California and the East Coast lease more due to lower mileage and traffic; Texas drivers rack up higher annual miles.
• Relates traffic to relationship woes with a typical Wolfe punchline: "Why do you think Yankees are so pissed off all the time? It’s because they can’t move. They’re stuck in traffic and they’re looking at their old lady..." – John [04:22]

3. Dallas’ 'KABOO' Festival Review: Big Lineup, Shockingly Empty

• Timestamps: 05:25–13:42*
• Wolfe attended the debut of the massive Kaboo Dallas music festival at Cowboys Stadium. Stacked lineup (Joan Jett, Alanis Morissette, Lionel Richie, Killers, etc.), but “there was nobody there.”
  • “I’m telling you, somebody lost at least $5 million on this deal because it was under promoted. Nobody knows about it, and nobody was there.” – John [06:59, 64:34]
  • Detailed critique of high ticket and parking costs: “A hundred dollars to park.” [12:15]
• Lineup highlights. Lionel Richie “was awesome,” Alanis Morissette “so pregnant,” nostalgia for ‘90s music among audience women. [09:20–10:30]
• Major loss predicted for the festival and jokes about “exclusivity” failing.

4. Recurring Characters & Show Bits: Drunk Ass Don, Son of A Bitch Skit

• Timestamps: 14:43–46:00, 48:06–50:36
• Care packages for ‘Drunk Ass Don’ and his fiancée, Don and Tracy, legendary callers from the Hill Country, who start drinking and calling the show at 8am.
• Disputes about mailing alcohol and drug-smuggling secrets—Vicks VapoRub trick for hiding weed scents.
• Notable Quote: “Sometimes you just need to shut up…you don’t have to tell them it’s laced marijuana with Pablo Escobar’s finest.” – John [16:28]
• Begins an extended 'World's Biggest Son of a Bitch' character bit—vignettes inspired by “drunk uncle” types found in Southern families. Origin story given, with banter over which host writes the better SOB jokes.
• Examples include: “When his first wife left him, he banged her mom on principle.” [42:19]
• Discussion of Natty Light beer as a motif for the character.

5. Listener Call-ins: Live Car Bids, Colorful Storytelling

• Timestamps: Scattered, Peak at 46:43–62:23 & throughout
• Real-time car appraisals: Listeners offer up details—year, make, model, miles, condition—for live on-air bids:
  • “Does it look ghetto? …” [29:59]
  • “I just buy stuff like this and run them into the ground. They lost two of them in the flood the other day.” [47:27]
• Entertaining, sometimes adversarial haggling: “That's what two fools met. He was a fool for offering [six grand] and you were a fool for not taking it. God Almighty.” [20:52]
• Vintage cars, personal project vehicles, and debates about true value (with references to Carmax, Carvana, KBB, etc.)

6. Mailing Drugs, Law-Breaking Stories, and More Wild Listeners

• Timestamps: 15:46–22:58, 55:25–58:18
• Secrets for mailing weed undetected, and a call from a listener who used Diaper Genie bags for smell control: “We're from right around DC, it's legal here, man. Like we actually are civilized.”
• Discussions evolve into stories about sending contraband through mail, with Wolfe spinning tales about college days and Vicks VapoRub, always laced with laughter and "allegedly."
• News story: An Australian couple received $10 million worth of meth by mistake.
  • “That's 800,000 hits off the street that we've intercepted yesterday, which is quite significant, a really good result.” [56:23]

7. Uber Strike, Side-Hustle Stories, and Strange Rideshare Interactions

• Timestamps: 70:16–80:04
• Wolfe and callers break down details of a recent Uber “strike”: What are the drivers protesting? (Mostly East and West Coast, union/employee status).
• Call-ins about Uber drivers’ “side hustle”—offering everything from candy to actual sexual favors on rides.
  • “[Uber driver] sent me a text and saying…she wouldn't mind getting the choo choo from me and the buddies.” – Caller Ben, [78:39]
  • Strip club restrooms, side gigs, and a surreal trip into the nightlife underbelly.

8. Music, Nostalgia, & Rock Hall of Fame

• Timestamps: 85:00–86:38, 125:34–160:33
• Def Leppard’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction discussed; Bobbo and John reminisce about The Cure, Smiths, and ’80s/’90s music.
• Listener suggests new band Dirty Honey (“Motley Crue meets Poison, sounds a bit like Axl Rose”; John, [158:46]).
• Reflections on Greta Van Fleet and lack of modern rock on mainstream radio:
  • “If some of these stations would play that, … it would start the whole rock thing again.”

9. Radio Industry Gripes & New Markets

• Timestamps: 25:54–27:20, 86:01–87:12
• Wolfe bemoans the shift away from live radio, real DJs, and caller engagement in DC and elsewhere:
  • “Try calling any other radio station…nobody’s going to answer the phone. We answer the phones.” [26:10]
• The show is expanding into the East Coast; Wolfe explains car pick-up logistics, regional differences, and finding new staff (“big boy Kyle”) to handle the market.

10. Workplace and Auction Antics

• Timestamps: 119:10–124:09
• Celebration of staffer Cody Shelley, who won the National Auctioneers Contest, and a deep dive into the mechanics of running massive car auctions.
  • “We sell a car about every 45 seconds.” [120:30]
  • “Our ad budget is half a million dollars a month. A month.” [121:23]

11. Ride of the Week/Car Reviews

• Timestamps: 66:54–68:55, 165:15–166:58
• Unfiltered reviews of trucks sent by Ford for review, this week’s F-250 Limited (“nicest truck I have ever been in”), and the F-150 Raptor (“new one needs a V8!”). Host's family stories about fighting to keep the review truck.
  • “My wife has been driving it for the past four days … I think they're gonna have to pry the keys from her dead cold hands.” – John [68:41]
  • “On the next version of the Raptor, I would go back to the eight [cylinder].” [166:04]

12. Celebrity Impressions & Absurdist Skits

• Timestamps: Throughout; Prince Harry bit at 146:21–151:41
• Bobbo and others impersonate celebrities: Michael McDonald (with his "yeah, baby"), Rush Limbaugh, Prince Harry (on the birth of the royal baby and "the kitty").
• Satire of political or showbiz news, riffing on Donald Trump’s business losses and school projects gone awry.
• Goat Boy appearance [154:16], “John’s wife” debuts on-air [173:42], and recurring bits about family “son of a bitch” characters.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “I’m telling you, somebody lost at least $5 million on this deal because it was under promoted. Nobody knows about it, and nobody was there.” – John Clay Wolfe [06:59, 64:34]
• "That's what two fools met. He was a fool for offering [six grand] and you were a fool for not taking it. God Almighty." – John [20:52]
• “You just need to shut up…you don’t have to tell them it’s laced marijuana with Pablo Escobar’s finest.” – John [16:28]
• “When his first wife left him, he banged her mom on principle.” – World’s Biggest Son of a Bitch bit [42:19]
• “Why do you think Yankees are so pissed off all the time? It’s because they can’t move. They’re stuck in traffic and they’re looking at their old lady and they can’t get away…” – John [04:22]
• “If we don’t beat your Carmax offer, we’ll send you a check for $100.” – John [various, 31:30]
• “Drunk Ass Don…he and Tracy start calling in about 8:00. It’s just a drunk guy from Texas hill country and they’re just exactly what you would expect.” – John [15:15]
• “We answer the phones…Try calling any other radio station…Nobody’s gonna answer the phone.” – Bobbo [26:10]
• “You can’t drink all day if you don’t start first thing in the morning.” – show slogan, John [46:43]
• “He tips his hot bartender 50 bones on a $30 tab and still bitches about his wife spending too much money.” – “Son of a Bitch” skit [50:01]

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Memorable Moments & Running Gags

• Absurdly high parking fees at Kaboo (“$100 to park”), leading to schemes to offer attendants $40.
• “World’s Biggest Son of a Bitch” character, with hosts competing on who writes better bits.
• Alanis Morissette performing “real pregnant,” with the crowd of middle-aged women singing along tearfully and appearing on the Jumbotron.
• “Drunk Ass Don” stories and care package mystery about mailing alcohol.
• Recounting Vicks VapoRub as a hiding aid for illicit mailings.
• Live listener calls—whether legitimate car sales, wild project vehicles (supercharged Altima!), or stories of smuggling and drunken dads.
• Banter about radio stations avoiding live callers, and Wolfe boasting about their old-school style (“We answer the phones!”).
• Rush Limbaugh and Prince Harry impressions—oversharing, lampooning the royal birth.
• Discussion of the Kentucky Derby “foul,” with industry insight and colorful analogies.
• Goat Boy’s scandalous tales and gender-bending, spouse-imitation bits.
• Jeanette, Wolfe’s wife, appears on-air for the first time, offering wry takes on the family.

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For New Listeners

• Expect high-energy, unscripted talk airing on the edge of FCC restrictions.
• Show is one part auto industry insider, one part Southern variety show, heavy on irreverence, music nostalgia, and vintage radio flavor.
• Recurring segments intertwine real car appraisal with musical deep cuts, tales from the festival circuit, and gonzo humor skits (with running “son of a bitch” bits and outlandish impressions).
• Live listeners are as much part of the show as the hosts—stories, bids, and sometimes total chaos.
• Even car reviews ("Ride of the Week") are candid, sometimes brutal.

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Sample Timeline / Important Segments

| Timestamp | Segment | Notes | |---------------|-----------------------------------------------|---------------------------------------------------| | 00:44-03:14 | Staff banter, show expansion, Facebook plug | "Five hours of programming" | | 03:15-05:25 | GiveMeTheVIN, leasing in TX/CA/NY | How regional preferences shape the market | | 05:25-13:42 | Kaboo festival review, empty venue, pricing | Alanis and crowd stories | | 14:43-16:28 | Drunk Ass Don, T-shirt, mailing alcohol | Don and Tracy’s wedding present | | 17:16-18:05 | Mailing weed secrets (Vicks VapoRub) | Drug-mule stories | | 29:59–31:07 | Real car haggling ("Does it look ghetto?") | Listener calls in with customized Charger | | 42:19 | "World's Biggest Son of a Bitch" skit battle | Host contest on SOB character lines | | 64:34 | Kaboo festival, losses tallied | "At least $5 million loss" | | 66:54-68:55 | F-250 Limited review | "Nicest truck I have ever been in" | | 70:16–80:04 | Uber strike & wild rideshare tales | Rideshare "side hustle" stories | | 86:01-87:12 | DC/Philly expansion, car pickup logistics | New staff for Northeast market | | 119:10-124:09 | National Auctioneer contest, Cody Shelley | Behind-scenes of car auctioning | | 146:21-151:41 | Prince Harry bit (royal baby, “kitty” jokes) | Spectacularly absurd British impressions | | 173:42–174:46 | Jeanette (Wolfe's wife) first on-air appearance | Family stories, humor |

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For a full, wild, and thoroughly un-PC ride through cars, music, and Americana weirdness, this episode embodies The John Clay Wolfe Show's spirit. Listen for industry smarts, genuine laughter, and plenty of “I can’t believe they said that” moments—mixed with real tips for car sellers and shout-outs to listeners nationwide.

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End of Summary.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

He won't need it. He hates everything. Yeah, but these are. These are bacon and cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

Like a one legged man in a ball kicking contest now.

Hey, jd, he likes John Clay Wolf.

[Caller/Guest]

Doing all right here in Rip the Wham. And just around midnight.

[Bobbo]

Wow, that's a great song, Charlie.

[Jeanette]

Thanks, John.

[Bobbo]

And with that, welcome to this morning's edition of the John Clay Wolf Show. It's your Uncle Bobbo on the radio. Nice to see you. My friend Michael Turley right there running the board.

[DJ Prek]

Hey, where's jd?

[Bobbo]

Okay, that's a long story. That is a long story. And I've been getting calls all morning. We will surely get into that at some point this morning. Make sure you join up with us, why don't you? On Facebook, The John Clay Wolf shows Facebook page is chock full of new stuff for this week. And we've got a big show planned for you. In fact, so big we've expanded to five hours of programming. And first foremost, I should say, nice to see you, big 100. Thanks for hanging around.

[Jeanette]

Hey, do you have the traffic since JD's not here?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[Jeanette]

Yeah, I know. Everybody's wondering what's going on in the roads.

[Bobbo]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Proper, Really prepared, huh?

[Bobbo]

No, no, you, you millennials will be proud of me. I'm googling it.

[Jeanette]

Oh, oh, is that how it works with traffic? Do you mean they don't actually write it? They actually just look it up on the Internet?

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, I've already parked the copper, you know, so without, without air. Without air support.

[Jeanette]

Let's see if you could do it here.

[Bobbo]

DC traffic today. Pennsylvania Avenue is not busy at all. Thank goodness. Down Burkittsville, Maryland. Highway 6 is clear. Rustin Fire says he's finally finished. And keep those red lights clear. There's your traffic for Washington dc.

[Jeanette]

Wow. Good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

What they don't know is that you're like stoned off of your head.

[Bobbo]

No, I never do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that. English 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Go Run. John Clay Wolf. John Clay Wolf show. What's that mean?

[Bobbo]

I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Good morning, big 100. I don't. Is the weather screwed up over there? You know, we're. We are in Dallas and we're coming in to y' all from a studio in Dallas, Texas. And I'm sorry, I'm always half ass late getting on the air on Saturday mornings. I just have a conference call. If you believe that. That starts at 7am and always just try to catch the first six minutes because we start at seven or six and I'm getting my coffee right.

[Bobbo]

What have we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Throws me off a half a hair.

[Bobbo]

What did we learn today?

[John Clay Wolf]

We learned that our bidding tool that powers givemetheven.com is fixing to be bidding the lease returns for General Motors.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when people go to ground their lease returns, they'll turn in their own lease returns versus going to the dealerships. They're going to just go to give me the vin and they will in this different area of it. And they'll take pictures of their lease return. They'll take pictures of the dash and the instrument cluster, fill out the condition. And then a lot of people want to buy their car at the end of a lease.

[Kyle]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And our system is going to value the residual. Here's what the payoff is, here's what the payoff is. And here's what it's worth based off of what we'll pay for it. So we're getting in the lease business with General Motors and Ally and all that stuff.

[Bobbo]

Good God, man, what kind of volume is that?

[Jeanette]

Yeah, that's a good question. Which, which manufacturer has the most leases?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know the question that off the top of my head.

[Jeanette]

I would think it'd be like the Highline stuff, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but they don't sell as many cars as the other people. I'm gonna guess it's. Well, you know, California's all leases. It really is. The east coast is a lot. See, in Texas we don't lease as much because we drive too much. The, the average miles per year in Texas is 12 or 4. And the average miles per year on the east coast is average, not told. Average average is at least 2,000 less if not 3. And California is the same because they're stuck in traffic all the time. And why do you think Yankees are so pissed off all the time? It's because they can't move. They're stuck in traffic and they're looking at their old lady and they can't get away from her because she's still sitting there. Because she's still sitting there. Damn it.

[Jeanette]

Why am I not work yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So I mean, you know, so they're on Ashley Madison trying to see what they can swap her off for. Right? Right. The same kind of deal. And then she's like, give me the Venture, I need to sell the car.

[Bobbo]

That's just too true to be offensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I would say 800, 800 radium. I went to that Kaboo thing last night. If you notice, I still have my wrist. Kaboom. Kaboom. I still have a wristband on.

[Jeanette]

Oh, wow. So that's that booze smell I'm smelling in the air here in the studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm a little draggy. What I'm talking about, listeners, is in Dallas, they tried this Coachella kind of music event. I mean, the lineup is stupid. I mean, yesterday was Joan Jett, Alanis Morissette, Lionel Richie, the Killers. I mean, and there's more and more, more and more. And then you walk around. So it's a Jerry World at the Dallas Cowboy Stadium, which is, you know, the coolest stadium in the country right now until the Raiders stadium gets built.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you walk around and they have big. So it's a festival with four large outdoor stages that are very separate so that you could go concert to concert to concert to concert without that weight, without that drag. And that's cool. It's a lot of walking. And then between it is all artsy fartsy, fagsy wagsy.

[Jeanette]

And they had comedians, too, right? Yes, Last night, I think Dennis Miller was there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Dennis Miller there?

[Jeanette]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

See the place so big, I didn't even know was he really. Yeah, Dennis Miller was there.

[Jeanette]

Jim Brewer was there, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, he played late, right? Brewer.

[Jeanette]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he was like 12 to 1. And I had to go to bed so I could get up and be bright and early on time for this show.

[Jeanette]

This morning he was doing Stand Up. That late?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I think. I think Brewer was 12 to 1. But they have these different tents, and you see those. They have DJ. They had some, you know, deadmau5 kind of thing.

[Jeanette]

Yeah, cash, cash, cash. And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then tonight it's the same thing. And then tomorrow it's the same thing. It's the largest music festival that Dallas, Texas has ever seen, ever. And there was nobody there. Oh, no, no, nobody.

[Jeanette]

Now, do you know who owns 51% of Kaboom?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry. Jerry.

[Jeanette]

Homo Jerry Jones. Not Homo Jerry Jones. I know DC folks love you saying.

[Bobbo]

That, but where's that coming from?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like him, dude. I mean, we haven't won any Super Bowls. I mean, we. We haven't even been to the Super bowl in 20 something years or. Yeah, no, I don't like him. I don't need him. I don't need him. I mean that the DC guys have enough problem with their. With their own. He's a pompous, you know, overbearing jerk. It bought all the radio stations, bottle the cider stations, bottle everything, you know, boxed him in and like starts plugging the Hitler, you know, audio tracks down their earphones to believe that he's the king. Was he a furniture dude? I don't know.

[Jeanette]

I don't know what Snyder did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but he can't win a game either. No.

[Jeanette]

They're kind of in the same boat. So they feel our pain here in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I don't know if I'm like, you know, what. What is Snyder, Hitler and Jerry Jones have in common? None of them can win a game. Wow.

[Bobbo]

Down at Schneider's unfinished furniture. You want a couch? Look at this. 3 sectional, 12 foot sofa. 14,995.

[John Clay Wolf]

So neither one of them you get a crowd. Seems from the kaboom I saw last night.

[Jeanette]

So there was no one there.

[Bobbo]

How is that possible?

[John Clay Wolf]

There was people there, but not for what this thing was.

[Jeanette]

No, I mean the lineup last night, you have the killers there, Joan Jett O97s, which is kind of local ish thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bush.

[Jeanette]

I mean these are big names.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to John Claywolf dot com. Let me see if I posted this picture last night when I left.

[Jeanette]

Lionel Richie was there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was awesome.

[Jeanette]

Was he really?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean easy like Sunday morning, baby. I mean, I felt black and full of soul. I mean it was like in. In 81, you know. No, it ain't funny, but sure can't stand the pain. I know I'm not saying the right words.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Leaving you tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Oh. It was. He was great.

[Jeanette]

So how did the audience receive him though? Because it's kind of a weird lineup. And then very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

The women were just singing every word. What was very funny is that, you know that they in on Atlanta smoreset. So she comes out, she's all pregnant.

[Bobbo]

Oh really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean real pregnant.

[Bobbo]

What in the world got into her?

[John Clay Wolf]

Her surrogate father. Baby. Surrogate father got into her and she's like 180 years old. She's pregnant. So everybody's excited about. About the. The gals there that are all old. They're all old too. Sure. And they're like, oh my God, she's pregnant and she's old and she's singing songs of my youth. And she looks like, you know, the kindergarten teacher.

[Bobbo]

Now she apparently missed her jagged Little pills at some point.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, she looks like my kid's kindergarten teacher, you know? I mean, she's wearing big old platform tennis shoes.

[Bobbo]

I used to be in love with Alanis Morissette when she was new. She was like the perfect representation of that crazy slash hot thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you remember when she started jamming, she started shaking her head, going crazy.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God, she'd go nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she was too pregnant to do that. She'd have hurt the baby.

[Jeanette]

So she wasn't really into it that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

She really was singing great, man. She could sing. Girls got pipes. But the gals were singing her songs just with all this heart in the world. Because they were flashing back, you know, and then like the. It was dark in there and the. The camera would hit them and they'd be on the Jerry Tron. And Jeanette, my wife, was like, you know, if I was them, I'd be offended. They're like having a private moment, you know, it's like, you're not great. And they're singing and crying, and they're on this massive Jumbotron, but they're underneath. Can't see it. Pretty funny.

[Jeanette]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was pretty funny. That was the best part, is watching the old gals singing and crying. And they were on the Jumbotron and they didn't know it. That's great. So this was playing. All I heard the whole night was, she went down on him in the theater.

[Bobbo]

That's all you knew.

[Jeanette]

And then you saw her pregnant and.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re like, she must have done it. Yeah, no, it was good. Atlantis Morrison's good. But anyway, can you believe you put on a concert like that? You forget to promote it. You just forget to promote it. So now I'm just telling you, Turley, nobody was there.

[Jeanette]

Well, that's what I'm hearing that and I'm wondering too is the ticket prices were so high at the jump, right? Like, I think it was the 300 for the pass for an all day.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get free. You go, well, I mean, that's the benefits. How much is it? I don't know, Mr. Radio Man. You don't have to pay, but you.

[Jeanette]

Know, hey, there's other people that had to pay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why they didn't show.

[Jeanette]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to John Clay, we'll show Facebook page. And look at the parking sign at the parking lot. And look at the empty parking lot. Look at this, Turley. But read the sign.

[Jeanette]

A hundred dollars to park.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good God, man.

[Caller/Guest]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's funny, I thought the whole thing was funny. Offered the guy 40 and he took.

[Jeanette]

It cool because ain't no one parking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here for a hundred bucks.

[Bobbo]

The parking was 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gave him 40 and then I gave him 5. I said, that's for you. And I have a real sneaking suspicion he put the whole 45 in his pocket.

[Bobbo]

Good God, man.

[Jeanette]

So basically, from what I've been told too, this, they're trying to make it really cool and exclusive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, exclusive. They're gonna lose. They're gonna lose at least five million this weekend.

[Jeanette]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

Full blown three day deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Today Kid Rock, it'd be like Coachella with no Coach or no Ella.

[Jeanette]

I mean, these bands that you got going today, Kid Rock, Leonard Skynyrd, Black Eyed Peas, Flow Rider, Collective Soul, you know. But some of these bands are. They got to be a million bucks, right, to get them to play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. You know, we're really doing them such a disservice. We're bragging on them to the DC crowd. And we're not even. We're not even.

[Bobbo]

We still.

[John Clay Wolf]

We start in Dallas in an hour. We could at least be doing this in Dallas to help the poor bastards for getting me free tickets.

[Bobbo]

Well, there's. There's plenty to say about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's raining in Dallas and it's cold. Park is a hundred dollars if you use your credit card and a hundred and five dollars if you use cash. Now, I don't know what the hell that 100 cash is. 105 credit cards. 100.

[Bobbo]

That's ass backwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to think about this, Trey in Chicago, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

This is me, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm gonna put you on hold. When we come back, Trey, call me back in five minutes so you don't have to sit there and hold.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not even gonna do that. Yes, sir.

[Jeanette]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. Let's do the car thing because the car segment's coming up. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. Call in, I'll bid your car and then, you know, we'll come pick it up if you want to sell it. Forgivemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. Forgivemetheven.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call number. W. Big 100 listers calling right now. 800, 800 radio. And give me your car info and I'll bet it for you real quick.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, my brother, call him toll free.

[John Clay Wolf]

1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Speaking of drunk Ass Don. Yeah, that was who that was on that intro. We put a care package together for Drunk Ass Don and Drunk Ass Tracy and mailed it out yesterday.

[Jeanette]

Do the DC folks know about them? Because I don't know if they're starting this at right now in the D.C. area, like listening to the show and start drinking. Well, because they usually call in at 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. I think that, I think the big 100 listeners, I mean they've heard, if you've been listening along for them, the show, you've definitely heard Drunk Ass Don because he and Tracy start calling in about 8:00'. Clock. So yeah, it's just. It's just a drunk guy from Texas hill country and they're just exactly what you would expect.

[Jeanette]

You got him a wedding present, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. Bottle of Absolute and a couple of Sell that T shirts and some put a care package together for Hannah's like, can I drive this out to their house? I mean they're like three or four hours away. Cuz nobody will mail liquor. I'm like, hannah, put it in a box. My God almighty, honey. I mean, you were a pretty girl, but you're not blonde, you're brunette.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, she has funny ideas about law and order, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of this am I missing? Nobody will mail liquor. I mean, how the hell did it get here? Jimmy Hoffa's people.

[Bobbo]

Oh yeah, right. Well, they bring him on trucks, you know, bonded trucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make you not mail liquor.

[Bobbo]

I don't know, I wasn't aware. I asked her that actually. Can you send alcohol in the mail? She said, well, I don't know. I should never have.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never got baba? Sometimes you just need to shut up. I know. So you put that. So you put that in her head yesterday and she burns two hours talking about it and then she's gonna get in the car and drive six hour round trip for a $30 bottle of booze. I was gonna send a Drunk Ass Tracy and Drunk Ass Don.

[Bobbo]

She must have researched it or something. I'm sure you can send it ups.

[John Clay Wolf]

All you have to do is put it in a brown freaking cardboard box, wrap it and send it. You don't have to tell them it's laced marijuana with Pablo Escobar's finest.

[Bobbo]

It was the biggest bottle I've ever seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

When my friends send weed through the mail and they take it and then they wrap it with that stuff. Here's what they do. They take brick of weed and they put Vicks VapoRub on it, and they wrap it with the clear stuff, and then they tape it with the clear stuff tape.

[Jeanette]

Is this allegedly right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's true. And then they take another layer of Vick's vapor up and they wipe that on there, right? Cover it. So you got a plastic wrap brick of weed, and then it's covered in Vicks twice. One on the interior layer, one on the exterior, and then you wrap it again with this paper. With this plastic paper. And then you tape it up again with the clear plastic mailing tape. And then you do it again. And then you Vicks vapo. It's just like when my dog crapped in the house in college real bad. I had this rottweiler. I mean, he's blue chunks everywhere. And I took Vicks VapoRub and I put it on a bandana and put it over my face and then put ski goggles on and took an Ace bandage and wrapped my head all up in it.

[Jeanette]

And then you had some Raven music going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I had some rubber gloves on. So that's what you do with your weed.

[Bobbo]

So that Vixel, that'll throw the X ray machine right off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And then. And then you mail it. He FedExes it. Uses the Fred Smith's FedEx system out of Tennessee.

[Jeanette]

Free K. Why are you taking down notes? What are you doing, man?

[DJ Prek]

Mind your business, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and. And you. You FedEx it to an address that's like somebody you don't like. Hey, man, if somebody's saying that, like they're trying to hide something from their old lady or hide something from their parents and they want to send it to your house, don't let them. Because after listening to this guy's story, he was sending. He didn't like his dad. He hated his dad, so he was mailing all this weed to his dad's house, man. He never got busted. But I mean, what if. Chris, I mean, this sounds like something you would do. Mean you're a methy ultima, supercharged, high mileage kind of guy. How do you. How do you mail your wheel?

[Caller/Guest]

Actually use the Diaper Genie bags.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how does that work?

[Caller/Guest]

It's true. It blocks out the smell of diapers and stuff, you know, so ex girlfriend and I, we actually use those for a little while to hide it in the house.

[Jeanette]

Okay, that's not a bad idea.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diaper genius.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, we're from right around dc. It's legal here, man. Like we actually are civilized. Mm. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Civilized. Civilized, bro. Civilized. So tell me about this, oh, five Nissan Altima with 150,000 miles that you dumped a supercharger in. This is amazing to me, by the way. Is it a six cylinder?

[Caller/Guest]

I had that for 94, 000 miles. I've done 25 oil changes on it at 4, 000 miles each one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. What I mean, do you get high and go to the. Go to the quarter mile and run the. The Z28s on the weekends? I mean, how's this work? Hey, DJ. Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

The hobby of mine, I was from. I've been in the army, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I bought the car when I was in the army and I started fixing it because I was really lost with like PTSD and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Are you wanting to sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's prices, right? You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do know what you mean. So what, a thousand dollars? Buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh my God. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an O5 Ultima with 150000 miles.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

I got offered six the other day, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah? Where? At Joe's Garage. No. Why didn't you take it?

[Caller/Guest]

Cash in hand, why didn't you take it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what two fools met. Two fools met. He was a fool for offering it and you were a fool for not taking it. God Almighty.

[Jeanette]

Oh my God.

[Bobbo]

And he sounds like he's going from the set of a Popeye cartoon. What the hell is that? Sweet pea playing his flute.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a nice guy.

[Bobbo]

He's a nice guy. Supercharged. You can't go buy that. Attack. It's from Autozone.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek, I need to talk to you personally, privately, right now, please. DJ Prek. DJ Prekay.

[Bobbo]

This is a. Brad.

[DJ Prek]

What up?

[Jeanette]

What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, listen. We're just getting started today, and I know you're a big rapper now, and you've got a tude and all that, you got a album that's gonna drop, and you've been buying studio time. But when you're in here, you're gonna answer these effing phones. I'm gonna slap your ass, okay? Because last week I was having to answer a bunch of phones myself, and this week, the third one you ain't answering. I don't know if you're baked I don't know if you're sleepy I don't Know if you've been hanging out with Big Ed and Big Kyle and you get fat and lazy, but when these phones ring, boy, you better answer them, boy.

[DJ Prek]

I got you, John. I ain't no, but I got you.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

A few weeks back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Robert, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, Tom. What's up, Big daddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hanging out. Just tuning on, tune in on the staff. Tuning on the staff. You gotta tune on your help, you gotta tune on your women.

[Caller/Guest]

Take a mile. You know what's up with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got is this. His old lady used to send weed, but her father was the postmaster and busted him.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, she didn't bust her, but her package was a little hokey. So he went through it and discovered the weed in it. And there was an ounce. And she told her, he said, look, stop sending this to your boy up in Maryland. But she was back in the 70s or the 80s. And you know what? She just put it in a book, taped it up, put an envelope, send it to me. That went over and over like a couple years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever watch. Did you ever watch the movie Blow?

[Caller/Guest]

Shooting her ex husband? Yeah, I saw a blow with death in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Were you, like the guy that they were. Were you the east coast hookup?

[Caller/Guest]

You know, I was not. I'm just a dude that liked to smoke weed when I was younger.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my name's John Clay Wolf, and I like to buy cars in the radio. We'll be back. Just a second.

[Bobbo]

He's strictly a catch and release fisherman. Any catch that he doesn't eat gets released into his boss's toolbox. He doesn't blame Ozzy Osbourne for peeing on the Alamo. After all, it's really just a church. When he learned that the kids had gotten into his Hot Pockets, he shot six holes in his freezer and microwaved several of their favorite toys. He is the world's biggest son of a.

[Kyle]

Hey, man.

[Bobbo]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call in 800-800-RATIO now. John Clay Wolf, Big 100 DC.

Good morning. We're wrapping up our number one. We're new to this station, we're new to this city. We're not new to this shtick, though. It'll be 13 years in June, boss man.

[Bobbo]

13.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kid will be 13 years old. And we started. I started this like two months before he was born.

[Bobbo]

That's right, A month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something like that.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

His mom was 15, I was 48. Wow.

[Jeanette]

Supposed to say that on air.

[Bobbo]

That's an approximation.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was a good looking 15 year old though.

[Bobbo]

Supercharged.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was very mature.

[Bobbo]

Found with Target.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I could show up with now, you know, now. Now my wife's. I don't know, she's 32 or 33. And. And when what you say the other night in front of friends, she's like. Because now she's getting not older, but older. And she was 20 when I met her. And I'd want her to lie to people and tell them that she was 21. Because I was 32 and I was embarrassed. Well, she was so hot. I was like, you just gotta do it, can't help it. I mean that's not like something you tell a judge. But 20 and 21. 20 and 21, you know, three months difference. What the hell? We were sitting there, she's like, we were talking about age. She's like, honey, is it okay for me to tell them my real age now or do I still need to tell them I'm 21?

[Bobbo]

They can Barbie again. Take that, honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, honey. 8008-0072-3480-0800. What were you saying about the callers? The reason, because you know, when we get on Houston and Dallas and all this other era, the calls just start pouring in. But. But up here in D.C. they don't. They either hate us a lot or they don't have phones.

[Bobbo]

It's taken some time to start getting those DC calls in the first hour of the show. But I don't think they've had a station that they could call into for probably 30 years. That used to be the deal. Hey, you know, play that new Aussie song for me, man. You got it, man. Coming out. Here's one for Ted. Right?

[Kyle]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Nobody answers the phone. You call it and you try this call any other radio station, try. Nobody's gonna answer the phone. We answer the phones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. We want to hear from the radio stations actually don't even let you post comments on their Facebook page because they don't want to feed the heat. Right. If you go to all of them, they're dumbed down where they're like, the people can't post on the, on the show sites because, you know, they're afraid that they might say something they'll have to work and respond to.

[Jeanette]

Well, there's barely DJs even anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's crazy is they all tweet. So all that you say, these companies that have 100 radio stations, you Know they have people that. You're my social media expert. So they have to post on Twitter and post on Facebook and post on Instagram. If you look at these radio stations social media pages and it's just a rapid fire news stories and nobody likes anything and nobody comments on anything. It's a hollow hole. They should almost just syndicate their posting.

[Bobbo]

No payback. There's no payback. There's nothing for the audience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

Give me something.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our call in number. We've had that number for over a decade. It's a pretty Damn good number. 800-800-Rode. Since we're on the radio.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you do call, we do answer actually. DJ Pre K answers. DJ Prek, you there?

[DJ Prek]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you rap anywhere last night?

[DJ Prek]

Not last night, man, but a few weekends ago, man. I'm telling y', all, y' all should have been at that party, man. I tow it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did all the, did all the women jump in your car on the way out? Was it worth it? Was it what you dreamed about, man?

[DJ Prek]

I mean you can't fit a lot of women in a, in a, in an escape or you know, as many as I wanted to. But you know, yeah, it's, it's, it's nice to live the life of a baller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get laid and pained, man, you know I do what I do, baby.

[Bobbo]

I got an idea what Pre K should buy like, like a 90s era Cadillac and fill that up with women. Yeah, you fit some young ladies like.

[John Clay Wolf]

An early 90s, like an El Dorado.

[Bobbo]

Yes, that'd be awesome.

[DJ Prek]

I do have a big trunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would be awesome. Pre K, what are we doing with this car we bought for new listeners? We bought Pre, Pre K bought himself a car, I don't know, eight months ago and a 91 Caddy with 30, 000 miles. And then we raised money for him.

[Bobbo]

And we had a fun drive for.

[John Clay Wolf]

His black white ass. We had a fun drive so we could pimp his ride and we raised like $1,800. It's still sitting in JD's GoFundMe account. Right? Because he's not going to give Prek the money until he shows him what he's going to do with it. But he's so lazy that he hasn't even taken the free money and ordered free parts with it. Why is that? Pre K?

[Bobbo]

I'm lazy. I mean under motivated and I'm, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sitting here yelling at him Wanting him to answer the phones. Of course he's not going to answer the phones.

[DJ Prek]

It's just the blendage, man. I'm just so high all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time. La Plata. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Golly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marilyn. Hey. Hey, you're on the air. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

So I have, I have a 2014 Dodge Charger SE.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's the dark charcoal gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And is it, it's a six cylinder. If it's an sc, does it have a sunroof or leather? Probably not. Most of them don't.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it doesn't. It's got the sport group package with the spoiler and it has the, the, the 20 inch wheels, chrome wheels. I put, I put the driving lights in the, in the spoiler, you know, just had to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it look ghetto? Does it look ghetto? Does it look like you got, you know, wasted and did it from high low from Chief Auto Parts, or does it look right?

[Caller/Guest]

Absolutely not. This car will, will look like a brand new car sitting on the lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

71.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine grand. Nine grand. Nine grand. Nine grand. I'll give nine.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, you're way low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hang on. Hey, hang on. Now then there's fighting words. So why am I way low? Defend your, your slanderous comment.

[Caller/Guest]

I will defend it because Kelly Blue Book already offered me 10 2.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they called an offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

But actually Carvana did. Carvana did too. So my, my car is exceptionally clean. When you, when anybody sees it, they're going to be like, okay, Carvana didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Offer you 10 2. I, I wrote the, I, I, I, I have, I understand the algorithm for Carvana's bid. They didn't offer you 10 too.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not lying to you. I just, they just did it this morning. I did the online.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Kelly Bl. You're saying Kelly Blue balls and Carvana both b it at 10 2?

[Caller/Guest]

Kelly Blue Book was like 10160 or something. And then Carvana came back 102 this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so do this.

[Caller/Guest]

I had one more stop. Was, was, was CarMax, which I haven't, haven't checked them yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, if we don't beat your Carmax offer. Give me the VIN dot com. We will send you a check for $100. Step one. Step two. Take a picture of both of that, that Carvana and KBB numbers and go load it. If you load your car into. Give me the vin. Have you already loaded it in?

[Caller/Guest]

I did two.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Both of Them actually to give. Actually, I did it to your company a few days ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did it say?

[Caller/Guest]

And it, it was a real low ball offer. And I said deny. And right away I got a text in it and then he came back and said 9 500. And so I didn't respond to it. Okay, you're, you're a company.

[John Clay Wolf]

The automated, the computer, it throws a range. It didn't give an offer. It gave it X to Y. So did. It didn't, it didn't say from 9 to 10 or 10 to 10 5.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, it didn't. I don't remember what it was, but it was lower than 9, 5 because it said accept, deny, or something else. And I, I immediately hit deny. And then it came, and then it came back on a text and just said, would you take 9500 DJ Pre K. DJ Prek.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to put this fella on hold. I want you to get his name and, and, and pull it up in the computer and send me the link of his file and give me the VIN system and I want to work on it during the break. I want to figure this out.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, you have it in your.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I need your name and I don't want to say it on the radio. So I'm gonna, I'm gonna put you on hold. Dj, grab them. I'm gonna grab this other dude. You call in. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. When we rejoin, we're gonna reset because we're joining 30 more radio stations. This past hour has just been on big 100 in D.C. and now we're gonna go into syndication. Be right back.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

Better have my money.

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

This sounds awfully white.

Now. John Clay Wolf.

Good morning, everyone. Welcome to Saturday. We've been on the air already for an hour in D.C. just joining everybody else. Remember, you can stream that@john claywolf.com. does JD have his gear up today?

[Jeanette]

Yeah, it's running. You can go on the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Barbara and Marilyn, good morning on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. How are you?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm good. I just. This is the first time I've heard this show. Yeah, I don't get out very much, but I was out going to the store and I heard this John Keery show and I'm like, hey, he's pretty cool. Really good. And then, and then, and I told the other Guy that, that I really liked a little skit about Ozzy Osborne and his Hot Hot Pockets and his kids. I thought that was funny.

[Jeanette]

Ah, the biggest son of a. Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

The biggest son of a. Yes, yes, yes. Do we have any more? Biggest son of a. See, what happened, Barbara, is we all have that guy in our life that we know, you know, with the mullet and the bad mustache and he drinks too much and he's hard on his family. And we came up with this character called the biggest. The world's biggest Son of a. And in doing so, the world's biggest son of a. And my name is John. And you said John Kerry. My name's John Clay Wolf, not John Kerry. John Kerry's a politician. I'm John Clay Wolf. In the skit you're talking about is called the world's biggest Son of a Bitch. And it's about the drunk uncle that you know at the lake that does bad things on the weekends to everybody. So we write a lot of. I write the bits and Bobbo produces them. Do we have any? Yeah, here, Barbara, I'll give you. I'll give you a little entourage of the world's biggest son of a bitch so you can get familiar with him. Okay, hang on. Listen.

[Bobbo]

The whole Robert Kraft hubbub has given him a surprising new admiration for the New England Patriots organization. Though he's not particularly impressed by their menu, he's a frequent diner at In N Out Burger because he really admires the name. If they can legalize marijuana in more than 10 states and counting, he sees no reason Texas can't allow full fledged Nevada style brothels. Get er done, Governor Abbott. Get er done. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty like Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seeing Barbara and you know, he's. That guy's got to be a drunk too. So what's the best drunks? Beer. It's Natty Light. They buy it by the 30 pack. And what's so funny is we start. We started this like seven years ago.

[Bobbo]

It's been a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody's really talking about Natty Light. And then Natty Light comes back into vogue and they're doing all kinds of marketing. They never paid me a single dime. Yeah, I pitched. No, I mean, you know, when you, when you count, they really. I think Natty Light needs to embrace the world's biggest son of a. And they need to pay us to ride him and endorse him. Do you agree? All right. Roger. Good morning. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Morning, sir. It's a 14 Stingray. Red, black. It's convertible without 14,000 miles on it. Trying to get an idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stake?

[Caller/Guest]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the tires? Are they original or did you put new ones on it?

[Caller/Guest]

Original. Original. Yeah, for about a year they're original and they look original.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they need tires. I mean, these tires are 14,000 mile vet these tires at least on the back. So we got a 14 Corvette Stingray convertible, automatic. Does it have a clean carfax or accident history?

[Caller/Guest]

Clean. Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 40. 40, 40, 40, 40, 40,. 40, 45 grander and 42 grander. What do you think?

[Caller/Guest]

That's that. I. I'm gonna load it. I'm gonna load it up. Let's see.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna go to.

[Caller/Guest]

You're damn closer than the stupid dealerships are, so we'll definitely shoot it over to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. I love buying pretty cars. So go to givemetheven.com and where do you live?

[Caller/Guest]

Frisco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, we're not too far away. We'll send uncle Roy and the boys over to your house Monday to pick it up with a check. Okay. Chris in Houston. Chris 04 Tundra with 101 crew cab. Old body style, leather, two wheel drive. So average, rough or clean? Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Pretty clean. Five or six?

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller/Guest]

I got it posted for eight. I'm sure you're not gonna do eight, but I can't do five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you go 5732?

[Caller/Guest]

I could do 7200.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about 66.45?

[Caller/Guest]

How about 7200?

[John Clay Wolf]

How about no? How about no to the 7200? How about 66? 62? 88? 88? I think it's a $6,500 truck. I think it's a $6500 truck. How about I'm gonna write a check and hand it to you and this. All this brain damage is over and you don't have to try to show it to people that can't afford it. And then when you, like go out there and y' all get done with your test drive, they stick a gun to your head and. And ask you for your wallet. How about that?

[Caller/Guest]

How about I do seven grand and I tell everybody how bad you kicked Carmax's ass?

[John Clay Wolf]

How about everybody already does that anyway. If you just go to. If you just go to our. If you. If you put a. Give me the vin reviews and you look at it, it Just says it like 1500 times. They kick Carmax's ass. They kick Carmax's ass. So what did Carmax hit it at?

[Caller/Guest]

I know I haven't taken it to car match yet, but I've already sold you a few cars. I know what you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. Load it up in the system. Let's start working on it off here. You know. You know what I'm thinking? I know what you're thinking. Let's meet for a cocktail and see if we can make a relationship.

[Caller/Guest]

All right. We'll do it at my AA meeting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. Do you have any old good, World's Greatest Son of. Because Bobbo didn't write any of the ones that aren't. Didn't produce any ones that I wrote for him.

[Jeanette]

Let me dig some up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sat down for an hour and wrote some about three weeks ago. And he just decided he's not going to do them? I guess.

[Bobbo]

No, I didn't decide. I'm not going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you decide then?

[Bobbo]

Well, they're very long, but I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you not have any editing tools in your brain where you can take the concepts and chew them around and.

[Bobbo]

I like them long.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. You like it long? Yeah. You like it long and wide? Long time. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Well, did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get a taste for that from your years and prison?

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

So listen, I didn't. They weren't long. You. They were. They were. They. They were. They were. You were thinking they were all one.

[Bobbo]

I'll. I'll take.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we had this conversation already. Why don't you pull it up? Let's just read it. Let's just do it with the listeners. Since you can't seem to take my words and turn them into poetry.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, I get a lot of communications in a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I don't think. Yeah, but when I sit down and slave over my typewriter and write this prose for you, make sure you get.

[Bobbo]

This two pack cut, because we got to use that. So we do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We never play two pack Tupac. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You wanted a Tupac. Of course I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have it? Is it ready?

[Bobbo]

Come and get your little red bone.

[Jeanette]

Pull it up. It was there last week. I didn't know what we're going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Use it for this week, so. Well, I don't know what we're going to use it for either, but I want to hear it. Let me pull it up. And if you put it on the run list and you say I ordered it, then I'll look in my Notes and I'll find what I ordered.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what you've got loaded, but we've been doing these son of a bitches for seven years, right?

[Bobbo]

Right. Yeah. No, I, I, I let them fall, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's fair to say. I think it's fair to say that my son of a bitches are funnier than your son of a bitch.

[Bobbo]

Well, they're certainly more accurate.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, you know, yours are kind of watered down. Kind of like out of the joke magazine. You put your fish in your boss's toolbox. I mean, what kind of S is that?

[Bobbo]

Well, you run around with different people than I do. You know, your, your world's biggest son of a bitch is different than my world's biggest son of a bitch. You know, and we're all in this together, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, you're going to take your fish and put it in your boxes. Tool. Your boss's toolbox.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not the world's biggest son of a bitch. That's the world's biggest douchebag. That's a whole different character.

[Bobbo]

Any fish he releases go straight into his boss's lunchbox.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie. What do you, what do you got?

[Jeanette]

Well, which. All right, so here's what we're gonna have.

[John Clay Wolf]

A battle of the world's biggest son of a bitches.

[Jeanette]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

When his first wife left him, he banged her mom on principle. I wrote that after getting a cash settlement from an unfortunate auto collision, he blew all the money on a home theater, a King Ranch Diesel, a new hunting lease, and a whole lot of beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

My best friend's dad did.

[Bobbo]

Claims to have hurt his back on the job at the age of 28. At 50, he's still on disability.

[John Clay Wolf]

My friends did that.

[Bobbo]

The world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. So really, all of this came from Jimbo. Jimbo was my best bud's dad. And Jimbo was drunk. And Jimbo would like he. Nine o' clock on a Wednesday, 1987. Jimbo's laying down in the bathroom floor off the hallway naked with his family jewels hanging out behind his thighs.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, you know, you look and you see a nude man, a grown man laying on the floor, and you see these two things hanging, hanging between it behind his thighs and, and Jimbo.

[Bobbo]

That's a lot of volume, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimbo got hurt at the age of 28 at the, the union Pacific yard. He got on the old disability and like, he rode that check till he was 50 something. But he could work on engines, you know, he had a Nova in the driveway on blocks, and we had an engine the spray painted orange on a. On a rack in the garage. And always working on motorcycles and always working on this. But he finally got his money out of the settlement check, and he went out and bought stereo systems for everybody. New car for mom, new car for him, new motorcycle for kid. Just blew it all immediately. And then we're sitting there, we see Jimbo coming down the road like a movie in his new Ford F150 in the front bumper. Bumper's all bent. Looks like it's frowning like a frowning face. And you hear motorhead jamming. And he. And he pulls up all screwed up, and we're like, jimbo, what are you doing? We were 15 years old, 16. And he rolls down the window and he's got these crazy eyes, man. It's those damn Indians. There's those damn Indians. Those Indians are coming to get me.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Kyle]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the whole side of his truck is covered in rubber from burning rubber in his truck, like, doing burnouts, and. And it's wrecked in the front, and he's tripping out because the Indians are going to come get him. Now, I don't know what he was on, I guess, but that's really where he gave his wife for Mother's Day, a card and a half smoke joint.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Bobbo]

I remember that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. So that's. He was the basis. And he'd sit around drinking beer all day long, and he'd fight with his. With his teenage son like they do in the movies. And. And we're working on, you know, changing motors and kicks, 250s jet skis and doing, you know, piston and ring work on them. And he's. He's leaning over our shoulder telling us what to do. And Sullins looks up and he's like. He's like, man, you need to check the lash in it. You need to check the lash in it, boy. You don't understand what you do. You need to check the last. And Sullens tripped. I said, you need to check the lash in your brain, dad. And then they start fighting, like, for real. I was like, this is the world's biggest son of a. And that's where the character came from.

[Bobbo]

People I know, you know, that's their favorite bit on the show that we do just our little. Our little bit of hyper reality.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, Barbara, is all this making sense to you? Now.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right, we're gonna go. What?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a. The guy said he likes wide and flat. I mean wide and long. What? Cars?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm sitting in an 83 Crown Vic LTD.

[Bobbo]

Turns me on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turns me on. Turns me on, too. Barbara. My name's John Clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio. And we'll come back with another greatest son of a bitch in just a second.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmethevin.com.

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[Caller/Guest]

Is serving a margarita for $1 called the Dollarita.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

[Caller/Guest]

After which you're guaranteed to come down.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a case of dollaria.

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

Have a drink on me. You know our old show slogan, you cannot drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning. Chris, you got a 10 Honda Civic with a gazillion million miles on it. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a twoo or four door?

[Caller/Guest]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a. It sounds like a Canadian furter. Is it a sticker and automatic?

[Jeanette]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you said average condition? It's a three grand or maybe. Maybe 3,500. Let's say 3,500.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll put that in. You know, actually, we need an. You're in Houston, right, Chris? Delusion.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you? Are you in Houston?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need another runner car for. Give me the vin. Drivers that pick up cars at people's houses and we put so many miles on them, we don't buy new ones. I just buy stuff like this and then run them into the ground. They lost two of them in the flood the other day. Oh, how bad was the flood?

[Caller/Guest]

Where I live didn't really flood over by King Musk. Humble area was pretty bad, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it wasn't like hurricane Harvey bad, was it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, no, no, not like everywhere. Just a couple areas up north mainly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So my drivers, like, if they ruined two cars driving in the flood waters, I mean, they could have avoided it.

[Caller/Guest]

Possibly. Yeah. I mean, there's always some roads that aren't flooded, you know, to get around. Usually I don't. I don't know, but I know over, like on the Kingwood side for sure is probably the worst over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were probably picking up cars over there then. But if we're gonna ruin another car.

[Caller/Guest]

It took him five hours to get home from work the other day.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we're gonna ruin Another car in Houston. I'd rather it be your 2000 Civic for 3500. Yes, it's an easier. It's an easier pill to swallow. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up, please. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Now, we promised another. We've been talking about the. The background and the creation of the world's greatest son of a. A little bit. Do you have any more? So new listeners can get involved.

[Jeanette]

So did you want to play one of bobbos to compare to one of yours or just play?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. We can. We. We can do a battle of the son of a bitches.

[Jeanette]

Okay, here's one of bobbos.

[Bobbo]

He lives in his ex mother in law's basement, which he endearingly refers to as his the grotto. He doesn't feel guilty about threatening to throw a co worker over the rail of the second story office building where he works. After all, the guy's already mentally challenged. His favorite ride at Six Flags is that girl Cindy, who takes tickets in the entry plaza. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I think I'm dying hysterically laughing. Okay, Not.

[Bobbo]

You're not even paying attention.

[Kyle]

You're.

[Bobbo]

You're scoping on your Facebook. What were they about? What'd you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. So what's mine? Let's hear mine. It's gonna be better.

[Bobbo]

He always picks up a cold sixer on the way home, then goes out at around 10 o' clock to grab another. He tips his hot bartender 50 bones on a $30 tab and still bitches about his wife spending too much money. His boss fired him for poor customer service, so he beat that bitch's ass and kept his job. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Bob. I definitely have. Have a different take on the world's biggest son of bitch than you do.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like two different people. We need to rename your guys something else. I just, I don't. So when I sit, when I don't.

[Jeanette]

Think so, I think it comes down to you guys have different definitions of what is a son of a. Yeah. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right.

[Bobbo]

And so a wider definition is better over the long haul. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had better influences I had better influences.

[Bobbo]

I'm from a nuclear family, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what's nuclear?

[Bobbo]

Well, built around a central figure, you know, I mean, my dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's a son of a. So there you go.

[Bobbo]

My mom and dad are still married after like 70 years or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad's an absolute son of a. And you're exactly right. So I had a different influence. Yes, I. Yes. And then that. That raised my attention level to son of aness, and I started paying more attention to other. Son of a.

[Bobbo]

Well, you invented the bed.

[Jeanette]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I'll never forget you called me and said, hey, Bob, you know that guy that. Is it a Dos Equis commercial? Dos Equis commercial. This is the world's most interesting man. Why don't we do one where he does really crappy stuff to people and we say he is the world's biggest son of a bitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, I mean, you know, I could do some of my dad's son of a bitches right off the top of my head. He calls his teenage son when he wrecks his car after driving drunk, he calls his teenage son to come help him when the cops show up. He tells the kid to tell the cops he was driving that perfect. I mean.

[Jeanette]

I mean, that's. That's the son of a bitch, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

When he's at his mistress's. When he's at his mistress's house, who happens to be his son's barber, in the middle of the night on a cold winter's night, he's leaving. Let's start over. He's leaving his mist. The gal that cuts his kid's hair, he's leaving her house at 2am on a cold winter's night. When he's putting his key in the car, he slips and falls down and breaks his key off because he's holding it in his hand, right? He's got his key pointed out, trying to put it in the. In the keyhole of his Oldsmobile, and he slipped. He falls down and he kept a grip on his key, so he broke his key off when it hit the concrete. He calls his kid to pick him up in the snow at his barber's house, at his hotel hairdresser's house at two in the morning to bring him another set of keys wearing a fur coat. I mean, it just goes on and on.

[Bobbo]

So he goes over to the professor's hut, and the professor makes a new key out of coconuts. And the skipper says, good job, Professor. And Mr. Howell's like, I'll give you a Hundred dollars for that key. It's a little long. What's a haircut after? I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, that was too long. I agree. But when we sit down and write them, I mean, we, we condense. Yeah, we condense.

[Bobbo]

You know, I don't, I don' dislike yours at all. I don't dislike mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

If my dad's up listening right now, he's probably going to call in and he's going to correct, he's not going to deny the story. He's going to correct one thing of it. You know, if you're going to tell it, boy, tell it right.

[Bobbo]

I can't believe you tell it around that you had your hair cut by a woman, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he'd say something cute like, well, you know, everybody's got to get a little trim.

[Bobbo]

Everybody gets trimmed at Burford.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Bobbo]

All right. This portion of our program brought to.

[John Clay Wolf]

You by Burr First Barber Shop, 800-800-723-4, Mike in Houston. A 13 Tundra with 66,000 miles, two wheel drive. Is it, it's cloth SL SRT.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a base model. I don't know if it's an SRT. I don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then go to givemethevin.com when you lay your license plate in there or your VIN number, then it'll tell me and I'll know I can't bid it if I don't know what, what the trim level is because I'm going to screw up. Either go too high or too low. So load it up into givemetheven.com the computer will throw you a number immediately and then our buyer will call you back or text your however you want to be contacted and, and make it make a deal with you. You're in Houston also. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Dallas. Good morning, south Louisiana. Good morning, Oklahoma. Don't forget Las Vegas, the city that never sleeps. All you guys, early in the morning in Vegas. Hey, what's going on? 800-800-7234. And of course, our friends between Vegas and the east coast and on big 100 in D.C. got a long ride set up for you this morning. Hope to be entertaining. Got a lot of good material. If Bobbo wrote it down and prepped it, I don't know. We'll be back. Second.

[Caller/Guest]

Get enough for your love?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethe vin.com look at JD getting what is call in 800, 800 radio. And now senor Juan Clay Wolf.

Earlier we were talking about how to package weed in the mail. Cuz we were trying to send drunk Don and drunk Tracy a bottle of absolute.

[Bobbo]

A big bottle of absolute.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm reading here in the stories it says $10 million worth of meth sent via postal to the wrong address.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, how about that? And that's a 10 million. And we're talking about an elderly, elderly couple too. They're from Australia. They signed for a package sent to them in the mail by mistake apparently last Wednesday they found 44 pounds of methamphetamines inside. You know what street value is? That's about $10 million worth. They called the cops and they busted a 21 year old guy that it was intended for. Here's the police spokesperson.

[Caller/Guest]

$10 million worth of drugs being sent to the wrong address to an elderly couple.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's quite incredible to comprehend that someone.

[Caller/Guest]

Could be that sloppy.

[John Clay Wolf]

They deemed it suspicious as they hadn't ordered anything, had a look inside, observed.

[Caller/Guest]

A white substance in bags.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's 800,000 hits off the street that we've intercepted yesterday, which is quite significant, a really good result.

[Caller/Guest]

It's four fortunate that we've been able to get them off the street.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a win for, for the.

[Caller/Guest]

Police and for the community.

[Bobbo]

800000 hits.

[Jeanette]

Did they really get it off the streets? It wasn't there. I mean they didn't catch it. It was just the old people said hey, by the way, something's weird here, right? So it went through the mail, no problem.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. How do you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess, you know, 21 years old, $10 million versus. I mean that, that whole story isn't holding much water.

[Bobbo]

Well see that's the problem with meth though. That's why it's been such an epidemic, because you can make it yourself. You know, you don't have to go find the mushrooms, you don't have to grow the pot. You know, you don't even have to be a real chemist.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you guys, meth is the devil. It is Satan. We'll have Satan on the show later. But when people start doing meth and they get off of it, they're never the same. It's like being bit by bit by a vampire. It's the damnedest thing. It's really hard to ever trust them again or them to trust themselves.

[Bobbo]

I've seen it a hundred times.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had a lot of sad stories in my life. And when you boil it down, a lot of it is meth generated from People that you know, worked for me, people in the car business, salespeople, wholesalers. They get on meth, dude. And they're, you just, they're, they're walking lying people. They cannot tell the truth about anything. And they're so damn convincing. It's amazing.

[Jeanette]

Yeah, they kind of sound like this person.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gotta get rid of the 15 dogs first.

[Caller/Guest]

I have seven dogs, two pigs, four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cats, you know, three horses. So I like to have you know, a big family, a big animal family right now.

[Jeanette]

Do you know who that is?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Can you guess the age of that person?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tracy?

[Kyle]

No.

[Jeanette]

One more time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get rid of the 15 dogs first. I have seven dogs, two pigs, four cats, you know, three horses. So I, I like to have, you know, a big family, a big animal family right now. It sounds familiar.

[Jeanette]

Miley cyrus. She sounds 70. That's what? Drugs, possibly meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

She must be smoking. Paul Mall no filters. Chris in Virginia Good morning. Yes, I see the notes here are pretty wild. A 95 S10 truck with 200000 miles on it. This lifted says he's done a lot to it.

[Bobbo]

Piece of supercharged.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a piece of. I'd hate to ask what you did to it because we don't have, we only have four hours left but.

[Caller/Guest]

All right. Well it's a, it's a quick list. I mean basically you can say that the truck's been rebuilt from top to bottom. Short of the engine being rebuilt, replaced and rebuilt the transmission, the wow. Everything in the cooling system. Let me tell you what Melbourne Post is packing right here. I've got 411 posi track out back. 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes board over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbojet 390 horsepower. We're talking some mustard.

[John Clay Wolf]

I shut up for your face. Is it about like that, Chris?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm sorry sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's worth two grand then.

[Caller/Guest]

No. Well way, you know way, huh. It's worth a whole lot more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it worth to whom?

[Caller/Guest]

You know, I, I, I think my, my bottom line is going to be five grand. But I've got probably 33 grand into it as far as just parts. I did the work myself. It was a Carmax car. And like I said, these are all brand new tires, brand new brake system, complete brand new fuel system, complete brand new cooling system.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you just buy a brand.

[Caller/Guest]

New radiator to all the it doggone near a brand new car. As a on a man to man basis I Could probably guarantee it for another 200,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you give a. Would you give a seller's warranty on this car? For how? I mean, like, if I buy it from you, will you give me a. In writing, a seller's warranty, Like a factory warranty, Like. Like a new one?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I don't know if I can necessarily do that. But I mean, like I say, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if I bought a new car, I'd get a warranty. And you're saying this thing's like new. I want a warranty.

[Caller/Guest]

You sure that I. That I wouldn't necessarily be able to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do, but it's okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, that's kind of asking a bit much. I mean, I'm not a new. I'm not a car dealer. I'm just a guy who's got a. Got a vehicle who's. Eventually, I'm not gonna be able to drive it any longer because I can't drive five speed anymore. So that's a stick to myself to drive it right now. Yes, sir, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

It is a limited series vehicle. It was not put out for a lot of years, but they did make blazers.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's called canceling a model line because they're not selling. That's. That's what the manufacturers call it is. They cancel a model. But. But that's okay. I mean, I'm not. I'm not knocking on your car. I'm just looking at it from a different lens. Hey, can you send me some pictures? What size tires are on this beautiful cream puff?

[Caller/Guest]

This. Okay, so originally, no. Now with 30. Now it's got 33, 12, 50, 15 inch on center line wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, send me some pictures. Say it takes five grand. I'm gonna look at it after the show. Don't hold your breath on me giving five grand. But if it looks like something crazy that I fall in love with, I could. What size engine is in it now?

[Caller/Guest]

This has got the 4.3 liter multi port fuel injected engine, which originally was a Chevrolet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I can't. I. I'm. I'm with you, Chris. He's selling it. That's fine. That's good. It's good.

[Jeanette]

A 95 S10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got him with a V6. Bob up. I need a drink.

[Bobbo]

It's not a horrible truck, guys, but that's not the kind of truck you sell. That's the kind of truck you keep.

[Jeanette]

I owned that in high school. It's not a great truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. It's unreliable as hell.

[Bobbo]

Now it's got a 4.3 multi port, fuel injected. Whatever horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, whatever horse. Three ponies. 8008-0080-0723-4800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Would you say you need a drink?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, if I'm going to listen to all this crap, I got to get on their wavelength.

[Jeanette]

Well, well, you did go to the bustling festival called Kaboom, didn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Dallas, Texas, and Houston, Austin, San Antonio. Guys, if y' all want to hop in the car and see a lot of concerts, go to Kabu. C, A, A, B, O O, Kabu, and it's a Jerry World this weekend.

[Bobbo]

Hey, this thing bad? Let's get Spitball. Let's get Spitball going. Who you want at this thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the lineup today?

[Jeanette]

Turley Richie, Kid Rock, Leonard Skynyrd, Black Eyed Peas, Flow Rider, Collective Soul Garbage. And then you throw in Rick Springfield, Jesse's Girl, Violent Femmes, Pretty cool. Luke Nelson in the Promise of the Real. Not sure who they are.

[Bobbo]

That's Willie Nelson's son.

[Jeanette]

Oh, okay. X, Lost, Lonely Boys, American Aquarium. The band came in Cameo and then the Dip.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Dip. I just put in one of Skull's. Fine cut. Original. No, Tomorrow. What have we got on Mother's Day.

[Bobbo]

We gonna get everybody's time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Sting is coming down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sting?

[Jeanette]

Yeah. Little Big Town, the Abbott Brothers, Pit Bull, counting crows, the B52s. And I'm looking for anybody else. Trombone Shorty's pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I went to this, I went to this yesterday. They had Lionel Richie and Alanis Morissette and Joan Jett and. And at the Cowboys stadium they, they have, that's the main stage inside and then they have a huge outdoor festival style stages like three of them. They're big, they're not small. I mean they're huge. So they have four massive sets that are spread out in these parking lots around. It's a walkathon and there's art everywhere. There's all kinds of stuff. But I'm telling you, somebody lost at least $5 million on this deal because it was under promoted. Nobody knows about it and nobody was there.

[Jeanette]

Like when you say nobody. The stadium was what, half full?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Okay, so they, they have the stage turned sideways facing half of the half of the Cowboys stadium on the inside. I would say the middle section had 20% in it and the rest was empty. I mean, I mean like. So like the ground floor, that one, level two.

[Jeanette]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

20% of that was full on between the 30, between the 40 and the 40.

[Jeanette]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Rest of it was empty and then the floor was about 20% full in front of the stage.

[Bobbo]

Tell you right now, Friday was a good test run. Lionel Richie's a good act. We gonna have a lot of music today. The violent female's gonna be there for you. Alternation crowd. And for the little ones, we got the Kid Rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Jeanette]

So there's more at a high school football game than they attended this big, big million, multi million dollar concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Lionel Richie had a. Yeah, I'll go ahead with that. Yep. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Completely under promoted. If Jerry Jones owns a third of it, thank God, because he can afford the hit. That a promoter. 1% of it. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

He know I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. Oh, Jerry. Oh, hi, Jerry. You're here with us.

[Bobbo]

No, I can't.

[Jeanette]

Did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you name it?

[Bobbo]

Kaboom as my idea. Kaboom.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Kaboom is what the bank balance looked like at the end of it after the ticket drawback.

[Bobbo]

All we done. All we done.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[Bobbo]

We took the M loft end of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think you're gonna lose on this? On this first it's like Coachella size 12 million. 12 million.

[Bobbo]

It's a good test run. But tomorrow you got sting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I can't say this officially but I. I have heard rumors that the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Police will come is stinging to sing some police. We. We've got a Jerry up. The guys at iHeartRadio gave us a suite. I'm excited. I'm gonna take the family tomorrow and watch the police and county crows. It's pit bull county crows and then the police in the main building.

[Bobbo]

Y' all make sure get you some event tied in concessions. We got the counting nachos down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The booth we gotta go. We're up against a hard out. Jerry, hang tight. We'll be back in just a second. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the air.

Now. Now it's time. Time for the ride of the week.

Okay, this one, It's a limited F250 Super Duty. The good folks at Ford Motor Company sent it to us to drive this week and I used it. We're in the middle of moving and we've been using it to move stuff from our old house to new house. The nice. Okay, so we got a power stroke four wheel drive, leathered up limited. So it's a. It's a notch higher. The MSRP on is 85 GS. It is the nicest truck I have ever been in in my entire life period. And of Story, no questions asked.

[Jeanette]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's unbelievable. It's stupid. It's a roll.

[Jeanette]

Yeah. Say, is it like just sitting in a house, a luxury house?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just nicer than that in the, the pano roof above you so huge that, that is something. Ford did they introduce this monster roof on their new version new gen trucks. And it's cool. This truck is so. The motor in it, the, the interior in it, the layout, the ergonomics, the feel, the quietness, the ride, the. I mean I'm in my heart, I'm still a Chevy guy because my grandfather was and my dad was and we're gm. All right. And then I got into Dodge. I still love the Dodge Mega cabs. I love the extra room in them. But yeah, this, this F250 is a.

[Bobbo]

Nice truck on the road, workhorse wise. I mean just straight towing capacity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I didn't hook it up to a cattle trailer. But what I've heard from my friends are in the car hauling business. They really enjoy this engine. This is the best engine that Ford's put out since the 7.3 for sure.

[Bobbo]

And it's in there.

[Jeanette]

And don't you, don't you have a personal masseuse in there too?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got massaging seats. It's got. This is stupid. My wife has been driving it for the past four days because she's been running back and forth to the house and moving stuff around. I mean she, I haven't heard her ask where's my ass? Delayed.

[Jeanette]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's. She. And, and she's not ready to get out of it. So when they come on Monday to pick this truck up from us, I think they're gonna have to pry the keys from her dead cold hands. All right, thanks guys.

[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And featuring DJ Prek, Brush Limbo, Keith.

[Bobbo]

Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan The Prince of Darkness.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now your host, John Clay Wolf. Bob, speaking of. Hello, Hooker.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Uber on strike?

[Bobbo]

Is Uber on strike? I hope not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard that they just came off strike. I didn't realize they were on strike.

[Bobbo]

How can you have it? I thought. Aren't those guys all independent contractors or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, everybody, at the count of three, everybody turn off their transmitter.

[Bobbo]

I mean, it's run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody delete their app. In 3, 2, 1. Deleted.

[Bobbo]

What are they striking for?

[John Clay Wolf]

More money? Better terms. Huh? Non contract, subcontract deals you can get so you can get employee benefits. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're an Uber driver and you know the details, call 800-872. 234.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Do you take Uber often?

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Probably three times a year.

[Bobbo]

I mean, have you ever had an Uber driver who was less than enthusiastic?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not really.

[Bobbo]

I mean, mine are always chippy, happy to be there. Good. Good to see you. Make sure you give me a good review.

[Jeanette]

They're working for that, too.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, what's. I don't know, what's not to like, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert, Marilyn, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. What? So I see a 2012 Jaguar XF, 60,000 miles. Is it a portfolio? A portfolio sport? A supercharged XF or an xfr?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, none of that. Just a standard model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's that accent you've got? It sounds like Louisiana.

[Caller/Guest]

Everybody says that, man. But no, it's not. I'm not. I'm. I'm from the Suitland area. Maryland. Upper Marlboro. I was raised in Forestville. High school. Is that like everybody says that? Everybody. I gotta. I want a cleaning business, right? And every time I call people and they think, you know, a lot of times they think I'm, you know, don't expect me when I come to the house, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a white guy or black guy?

[Caller/Guest]

They think, yeah, white guy. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't tell. Yeah, you mean kind of sounds like, you know. Have you ever been around a Louisiana coon ass? A real one?

[Caller/Guest]

No, never.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to go down there.

[Caller/Guest]

I was meet him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you. I think that you. I think. I think you've got a little illegitimate father from south Louisiana. With that. With that slang you got going.

[Jeanette]

They'll call in, in a second.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you'll hear the coon asses pouring here in a minute ago and tell me why you're not a real coon ass, but go ahead. What were you saying?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. No, I think, I think Carl went to Suitland.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Where's Sulu? No.

[Caller/Guest]

PG County.

[John Clay Wolf]

East coast, west coast, baby. I don't know. I've been watching the. The Biggie. Biggie and Tupac. Netflix special about the murders, by the way. It's pretty good. Okay, back to your car. I think it's worth 10,000.

[Caller/Guest]

That's why everybody keeps saying, man, I don't know why is this a Jaguar? This ain't that good no more.

[John Clay Wolf]

It never was no good, man.

[Caller/Guest]

He only has 60,000. And it's clean, you know, it's white. It has a tan interior and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it? What's it take to buy it? You know it's worth ten grand. So what's. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, load it up into the [e-mail]. i ain't giving you 13, but I might give you 11 and a half. And I might give 12 if I love it.

[Caller/Guest]

It. Right? Yeah. To tell you what, pay it off, I still owe on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that's a you problem, dog. That ain't me. That's a you problem. I'll pay it off. I'll pay it off. But I can already tell by this conversation I'm going to need your check to help me pay it off because you're flip flopped. What, what are you owing it?

[Caller/Guest]

Right? Right? Oh, no, I think I owe about. I think it's like 11, 11, 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I can pay it off. I can handle that. Go to givemetheven.com. we'll do it. Tonto.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you from Oklahoma? Because most of the guys from that I know named Tonto are from Oklahoma. Where are you from?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir, I'm born and raised in New Orleans, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you hear that guy's accent? What do you think?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm born and raised in New Orleans, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, the, the previous caller, did you hear his accent from.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes, sir. Yes, sir, I did. That was, that was interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, didn't that kind of sound like a New Orleans accent?

[Caller/Guest]

Sort of, sort of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who the hell named you Tonto?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's kind of a little inside thing if you know me from where I'm from. It's kind of like a name that I go by, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's just a, it's just a side stick deal. Yes, sir.

[Caller/Guest]

I also do some stand comedy, so if you ever see me, you know who I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're an Uber driver. Tell me about the Uber strike.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. Well, so certain cities, you make less than others based upon fares and standard of living and actually the price of gas in the area and insurance rates. So some drivers and some cities are claiming that they are working harder than they should, that there is harsh working conditions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slaves drivers.

[Caller/Guest]

Their cars are in sift. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Which is kind of funny because, like, it's your own car, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, it's.

[Caller/Guest]

There's no harsh working conditions. And you can rent a car for, you know, like, around, like, 80 bucks a week online and drive it. For Uber, it's super easy. And when they weren't driving, that means that there was a surge. So everybody else who was driving, they made money. I kind of feel bad for these people that were trying to protest and make a name for it. They didn't make any money.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna guess that most of the problems are coming out of the great state of California. Is that a fair assessment?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, California. New York, also, because of, like, local municipalities are trying to have.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can say it. Municipality battles with Uber.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. And it just, It.

[John Clay Wolf]

It.

[Caller/Guest]

It causes them to raise their own rate. So they think it's not fair that Uber gets a cut and they're only getting, like, 40. But the agreement is that you're using Uber's dispatch website, basically, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So here's what's going on. Here's what's going on. The New York guys, the. The Northeast guys, they work in a union world. The union has carried them and protected their wages for a gazillion years, and they're trying. I mean, it's going to be California Dems. Right. Libs in the. The Northeast guys from. From Philly to Jersey to Manhattan are going to be bitching, trying to, you know, hey, man, back when they, you know, the. The unions, they're used to union mentality, so they're wanting to put that press on the parent company. That's what it is. That makes sense. All right, thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clara in Virginia. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I thought you might be interested in this. One evening, I was in Baltimore, it was a Saturday evening, and I had to take an Uber, and I guess maybe this was his side hustle on Uber. He was selling items out at the console of his car that you might need on a Saturday evening, like breath mints and candy, and I'm not sure what else you might need on a Saturday evening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Claire, Claire, Claire, Claire. Have you ever been to a men's restroom at a. At a Strip joint.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds very similar to what you just described. Very, very similar. Especially if the guy was offering to wash your hands.

[Jeanette]

800. Would you like some lotion, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Little Dakar. A little Polo by Ralph Lauren.

[Bobbo]

I've never seen that in the strip club restaurant.

[Jeanette]

Oh, yeah, you haven't been to the classy ones?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you go to the ones with a one arm stripper. The one arm stripper. Midget gal. It rides a tricycle, you know, bad on me.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there's a guy in the bathroom that wants to wash your hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never seen that?

[Bobbo]

No, not at a strip club.

[Jeanette]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to get out more often, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Which, look, you'll have to take me.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to Dallas, you can't find this in Fort Worth. But if you go to Dallas to, like, the lodge, they're going to help you wash your hands.

[Bobbo]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not cheap.

[Bobbo]

It's better than the clubhouse. I think not.

[Jeanette]

Yes, it is. It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? Ben, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how's it going, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good.

[Caller/Guest]

So I see y' all were talking about Uber drivers and whatnot. So I got a little story. We were, I was in, I'm from Abilene, but I was in Fort Worth last weekend. So me and a couple buddies, we, we went down to 7th street, right, and we called up an Uber. She came and got us and she was a larger woman, but she, you know, she, she's, she's pretty funny. We had a good time and she told us on when we got down to seventh, if, you know, if we can pick up some girls, we get to ride back home for free. And of course, we didn't get no girls or nothing like that, but so she took us home and when we got out of the car, she sent me a text and saying that, you know, I was good looking guy and she wouldn't mind getting the choo choo from me and the buddies. Uber drivers, man, they're wiling out here really country. Call me the conductor, and calling Buddy the engineer. She was trying to get some coal shoveled in her stuff, you know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all take her up on it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, tell the truth, we've been drinking a little bit and my, my buddy over here, he. I think he was being a little selfish. Well, he stole my phone and got her number and, and basically told her that me and the other guy were too scared to do it, but man, he was, He Was on one. He was trying to get at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He likes them big girls late at night.

[Caller/Guest]

But nothing ever happened, sadly. But, man, y' all got to watch out for these Uber drivers.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll.

[Caller/Guest]

They'll get to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

They are human beings.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Great.

[Jeanette]

Is that the side hustle she's got then?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's got a side hustle.

[Bobbo]

That's magic.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, the Kentucky Derby.

[Bobbo]

How about that crazy deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I finally watched the slow mo and had a pro explain what happened because I couldn't see it.

[Bobbo]

Do you think there was a foul there?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Big surprise. First time ever, this year's Kentucky Derby in Louisville, winner Maximum Security, who was really the favorite to win, was disqualified after a replay review. Yeah, replay review. In the Kentucky Derby, the second horse to cross the finish line, Country House, was declared the winner. At that point, Maximum Security was found to have been impeding another horse. Here are the final moments of that race that we have.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're into the stretch. Country House on the outside, Code of.

[Caller/Guest]

Honor down toward the rail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maximum Security keeps on fighting. War of Will is there, too. As they come to the final furlong, it is Country House on the outside, maximum Security. So dead game. He keeps battling on Maximum Security Country House.

[Caller/Guest]

One, two, onto the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maximum Security wins the Kentucky Derby. Country House sounds like the name of that guy's uber driver.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And, I mean, it was one of the best races I've seen at the Derby in years. Right the last minute. And where I live, I live in an apartment complex here in town. And like, when they announced the foul, you could hear a hundred people within fifty yards of me go, what? There's a lot of money's laid now. There is. There is a bright side to this. Okay. The disqualification of Maximum Security ended with a 65 to 1 long shot. Country House, that horse declared the winner was good news for one Rick and Karen Broth.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a phone call, and it was from our son, and he was the one that said, there has been a foul called and don't leave. You may have won. He will get my input based on names only. That's about what I'm good at. I did choose this horse.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. I have to admit. Oh, she's. No question. She's my lucky charm. We won 147,000, so that's a good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Nick. And Maryland 09 Chevy HHR, with 232,000 miles on it is worth zero. Yeah. An 09 Chevy HHR. With 232,000 miles on it's. Worth a hundred dollars if you bring it to me. Wow. To Dallas, Duke in Las Vegas. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning. Hey, listen. I've got a 1963 Pontiac Le Mans Tempest with a 326. Has a two speed automatic transaxle. It's the one with the flexible drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me stop you. Let me stop you. Let me stop you. Let me stop you. Let me stop you. Okay. You got an old ass car.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a hundred variations. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let me see pictures. And write all this stuff down because I'm gonna have. I don't know those cars off the top of my head. I know it's that two door kind of Impala look. Not really. I don't know. What do you want for this thing?

[Caller/Guest]

Looks more like a miniature gto.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want?

[Caller/Guest]

You know what I. I've had. I've had this car since 1975. I learned to drive in it and it still runs.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Just basically would like to know the value of it. So it's the first time I've ever even researched.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's. It's six. What time is it in Vegas right now? We're two hours behind Central. So you're at 7:30 in the morning? We are.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. You're at 7:20 and I'm driving down Las Vegas Boulevard right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what are you doing? Why are you up so early?

[Caller/Guest]

Going to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you work?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm going to work. I got my own business. I got this car wash where we wash Ferraris with Perrier. Got naked girls do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what do you really?

[Caller/Guest]

I work in a casino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And what do you do in the casino? Are you a dealer?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I. I can't tell you. I work in surveillance.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're Wilford Brumley of the firm.

[Bobbo]

The guy in the sky. Watch us all.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we put you on hold when we come back, will you tell us some stories?

[Caller/Guest]

Sure, no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I want to hear some surveillance stories. Out of a. Out of the. From the horse's mouth. Anybody who has enough personality to say that they wash Ferraris with Perrier and naked girls. You got some stories. All right. Our office is right down on Sahara. We've got a. Give me the VIN office on Sahara Drive. About nine minutes from you. But anyway, I'm gonna put you on hold. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars in the radio right here. 800. 800-7 2, 3, 4. Go to givemetheven.com and remember, if we don't beat a Carmax offer, we'll send you a check for one.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

But I'll pay up for a nice rat. How interesting that you know what a boob job club this is.

The John Clay Wolf Show.

Deaf leopard man, they rocked my lame ass.

[Bobbo]

Did you watch the Rock and Roll hall of Fame induction special?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not.

[Bobbo]

Pretty cool. I did not realize that I was a fan of the Cure, but apparently a few of those songs, yeah, I thought was somebody else back in the day. You remember high school and all the little girls love the Cure. They love the Smiths. They love echoing the Bunnyman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

All that pretty and pink music. I made fun of them. I was like, the Cure now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And then I saw the guy, saw him on the Rock and Roll hall of Fame induction and they had some pretty like love cats. Yeah, I remember that.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Friday I'm in love Big boys don't cry. I remember that in between days.

[Bobbo]

I didn't think it was the Cure. I don't know who I thought it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just thought it was a woman dressed up in makeup with black hair and combat boots.

[Bobbo]

But you had a lot of English acts going this year. Def Leppard, Rock's music, the Cure. So their all Star jam at the end, instead of doing the old Fats Domino song, they did all the Young Dudes. And Ian Hunter, the lead singer for Motta Hoople came out. It was like Susanna Hoffs from the Bengals. Everybody singing. All the Young Dudes was crazy cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've actually, we've started a new team in a separate room for all of our Northeast, you know, our Philly and D.C. ish action. So that those guys would get special attention because we have so many cars that we bid every day. Give me the VIN that they were. It's just a little. When you're going into a new market, they don't know who you are. And we're used to everyone knowing who we are. So we're talking to them like they know who we are and they don't. So we have to, you know, make them a little more comfortable. So we brought big, big boy Kyle.

[Kyle]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

To start that. To start that team. How's it going up there, Kyle?

[Kyle]

It's good. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

We've seen a lot of in the mic. We've seen a lot of interesting cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what are the people like? Are they trusting you or they think you're crazy? Oh, they're okay.

[Kyle]

They're okay. Yeah, they're, they're, they've hurt us somehow. So we're, we're explaining to them who we are and what we do and our background is pretty deep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who are you and what do you do? Here's a good opportunity to get the point across.

[Kyle]

I'm one of the senior buyers and I'll be buying your car. If you're in the east coast, it'll come in my queue and my team will be working your deal and we will get you all the money we can. Buy your car, make it easy, get your check, knock on your door, pick.

[John Clay Wolf]

It up, pick it up.

[Kyle]

Take it away, say bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how is the logistics pickup between our office in Manheim, Pennsylvania and D.C. i think it's an hour and a half versus but sometimes like in the afternoons around four, that beltway gets screwed up. So it's a four hour trip. So they've got a plan around traffic.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's, it's different animal out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The tolls are a different animal too. My toll fees are like five grand a month out there.

[Kyle]

Is it that much?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh my goodness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's real. You take a three car hauler into Manhattan, I mean it's like a thousand dollar toll for. It's like a 500 toll fee to go across Washington Bridge or something like that.

[Kyle]

You know, we used to have cars meet us in, in Palisades park. Right, right in Jersey, right before you go over the bridge. Because it was a toll like for just one car, right? Deal. It was like 300 bucks. So we'd have a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meet us on the other side, Ray, in Vegas. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing up there?

[Caller/Guest]

I like your shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, thanks.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm getting ready to go to work too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you work?

[Caller/Guest]

Mgm.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do?

[Caller/Guest]

A bartender.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What does a bartender make at an MGM on a weekly basis?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, this depends. I know on the weekend I pull in a couple grand.

[Kyle]

Really nice.

[Jeanette]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really nice now is that I've been.

[Caller/Guest]

There since it opened up. I've been here since it opened up. But they're laying off a lot of people and cutting back a lot of people. So I'm kind of like a little concerned, but not really because I've been there that long.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you make two or three grand a week, why are you driving at 04 olds with 160 on it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm not. I'M I'm. That's an older car that I just drive around Vegas. I'm not going to drive my new car around Vegas that much. I'm just trying to get rid of the car. I mean, I'm, I'm just, you know, trying to just get rid of it, you know. Do you ever try to sell it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you ever go to San Diego?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I go to LA and San Diego all the time. Okay, well, take that car in San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take that car to San Diego and have your buddy follow you in your new car and leave it, leave it at the border and put the title on the winch on the dash and put Tijuana special across the glass free and walk away from it. That's what it's worth.

[Kyle]

Okay, take your license plate off.

[Caller/Guest]

All right then, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, I, I would rather tip you $5 for a beer than buy that car. An 04 Alero with 158. There's. It's got zero marketability, it's got zero value. The salvage yards don't even want it.

[Jeanette]

Can't believe it's running.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, you know, I just give it to somebody. I'm telling you the truth. I mean, you can put it on Craigslist for 300 and if you don't get shot, you might get 300. But it's a high risk proposal. But you're in Vegas, you're a bartender.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're used to dodging bullets. Yeah, it would be the first time.

[Caller/Guest]

I appreciate it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wouldn't be the first time you've been shot at. Take it out to the desert and bury it with the other gangsters.

[Bobbo]

What a great turnaround though, John. What a kind thing to do, right? Give it to the world. If it cranks, buddy, it's yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it is what it is. I mean, if we ran that car through our auction lane, what would it bring? An 04 with 160 Alero, what would it really bring?

[Kyle]

200 crush money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jeanette]

You think 200.

[Kyle]

Even the selfie's gonna outrun.

[John Clay Wolf]

The selfie's 150. The buy feed be 150. Yeah, I don't think it would be.

[Kyle]

Sold after the detail. You're. You're in the hole.

[Bobbo]

You're in the hole and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poor guy. Oh, did you see where auctioneer Cody Shelley, 30 year old Cody Shelley won the national auctioneers Contest?

[Kyle]

I saw that. I saw it on Facebook.

[Bobbo]

That's incredible.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Kyle]

That's a, that's A number one stud. And he's in our. In our radar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Kyle]

He's our boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tulsa, Oklahoma's own Cody Shelley won the World Championship Auto. They have a contest. All the best auctioneers from the country that haven't won it before, you can only win it once, show up at an auction once a year. And they did in Carolina yesterday. And they fly in and they have a contest, and they have. They each sell three cards. It was televised and AM was great. And Cody won the whole. Whole thing. Congratulations, Cody. My name is John Clay Wolf. I by Cars Radio. Be right back.

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. now, John Clay Wolf.

God. I have Billy Joel, right?

[Jeanette]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been a while now. This is an old one.

[Kyle]

What's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a fantasy. It's not the real thing. Is that how it goes? What's the name of the song? Charlie.

[Jeanette]

Think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Turn it Up is right. That's right. All right. Speaking of old hat, we have Michael McDonald on the phone. He got. Michael, hadn't heard from you in a while. You need some money again? You trying to sell your stuff?

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Mike. How are the doobies?

[Caller/Guest]

Ms. My friends in the Doobie Club. Early morning intermacula.

[John Clay Wolf]

Early morning in Temecula. Is that where you are this morning?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a new song for you, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's hear it.

[Caller/Guest]

If a dollar will find your way you could sell your car today to the vendor Come keep your underwear. Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was watching Lionel Richie last night at a concert, and he was making fun of himself in the Commodore days and. And how he said he spent all of the 70s going. Yeah, because in the middle of all those songs.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a brick house. Yeah. And it was. It was pretty funny. And it kind of reminded me of you, Michael McDonald, because you have that same shtick. What, what, what? What's your stick? How's it go again?

[Caller/Guest]

He should be nice to the Commodores. Cause I messed up with the Doobies. I messed up with the doobies. Wound up singing and stealing Dan again. Damn it, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lionel Richie's.

[Caller/Guest]

Yow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. Is Michael McDonald's? Yeah, baby. Anyway, Michael, what have you got? What have you got today?

[Caller/Guest]

I've got a minivan.

[Jeanette]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought, like, an old ELANTE that Michael McDonald forgot that he owned from the 80s. And he found it on one of his properties. And we bought that. It had like 50 miles on it. We bought his SL. We bought his Ferrari. Michael, we bought all of your cars. I Mean, and now you're down to a GMC safari van. I mean, it sounds like you're, like, kind of on the bustle.

[Caller/Guest]

Bought a copy of All My own featuring Patti LaBelle, baby. Oh, she's a smoking chocolate hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Mike, I do this. I'm having trouble hearing you. You. You must have had to. You must have lost the at and you couldn't cover your AT T bill, and you had to gear down to T mobile, it sounds like, because you're not coming through that well. So go to GiveMeTheven.com, get your prepaid Internet card out, and go to GiveMeTheven.Com and load up your GMC Safari Wagon. And we'll try to. We'll try to get that bought. Even if it's worth nothing, we're gonna buy it from you because you're Michael McDonald, baby. I mean, that's a big deal to me.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, baby. Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Michael McDonald. Rob in Las Vegas. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing up this early?

[Caller/Guest]

Go check the baseball board.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're heading up. You're heading up to the sports, the sports book?

[Caller/Guest]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

And do you live there or you just in town?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I do. Yeah, I live here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a professional gambler?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Just a weekend guy.

[Caller/Guest]

So how.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much time will you spend at the sportsbook today and how much money? Well, what's your limit on. On dollars today?

[Caller/Guest]

About $40. Today I'm actually going in for a buffet. I made myself stop. I enjoy the sport also, so I always like to have a little bit of. Little bit of action on the weekend. Something to watch. But I'm going in for a buffet, and while I'm out, while I'm up there, I'll do that. That's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where are you going? In for the buffet. What plate? Well, what buffet do you enjoy the most on Saturday mornings?

[Caller/Guest]

I enjoy the Red Rock or the Sun Coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, good for you. So you got a CL55AMG. The big car? The big two door? Yeah, but it's an 04 with 125,000 miles on it. Does it have any check engine lights?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a bad, bad, bad bitch. Back when it was new, man, that thing was like a buck and a half. It was a ton of money. It's amazing how much they're worth after the fact. How much they're not worth. They're the heaviest depreciating asset on the road besides a Rolls Royce or Bentley.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I I think it's a fun.

[Caller/Guest]

I bought the car a few years ago, and it was. It's in outstanding shape. I mean, it's. It doesn't have a scratch on it. The interior is perfect. I did do a little bit of upgrade to it, though, the. The compressor motor, the supercharged motor. I put a upgraded rentech supercharger on it, and I did some exhaust work. So it's not totally stock, but I'm pushing about almost 650 horsepower on this thing now. And it is. Like I say, the car is absolutely flawless.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you really want to sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

If I. If I. If I came across the right number, I probably could, but I enjoy driving it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It doesn't sound like you want to sell it. Here's what. When you get ready to sell it for real, and after you shop it around a little bit, go to givemetheven.com and load it up, up and let us take a stab at it. I'd rather not chase a car that's not for sale. Does that make sense?

[Caller/Guest]

I understood.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. But thanks for calling in. 800, 800. Love hearing from the Vegas people. This is, you know, I was worried about starting this early, but it seems like there's a lot of people up this early out there. I mean, because they're two hours behind us. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And for you guys out there that are missing, old Freddy on the chain gang, he has come over to the dark side, and he works for us now. And he's going to be working at the give me the VIN office off Sahara drive starting Monday morning. We flew Freddy. Freddie was the DJ that did this radio station on Saturday mornings in Vegas. And when we started, he lost his gig. And I saw on his Facebook page he had a chain gang Facebook page. And I noticed people like, oh, my God, this is so sad. And this was kind of his dream. And I realized that I knocked this guy off of his dream. I took his gig away. And I didn't know it, and it broke my heart, to tell you the truth. I was like, oh, my God. I know how that feels. This radio business is tough. And I called him and I was like, what are you doing now? He's like, well, I lost my gig. I'm like, do you want to come work for me? He's like, you're kidding. I'm like, no. So long story short, he flew it. We flew him in from Vegas to Dallas last Sunday night. He spent all week In Dallas Fort Worth at the give me the Event offices getting trained. And he took off Thursday night or Friday night.

[Jeanette]

Yes. Super cool guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Super cool guy. And he's going to be joining. He's. He's on board. And he'll be working out of the Vegas office off Sahara drive, beating those CarMax offers. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So, Kyle, your buddy Stu.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That we did a little memorial for last week. He passed away at a young age. We, we. We. We just put up some video, some pictures of him on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. Rest in peace, Stu. But you can explain what you see in the photos.

[Kyle]

It's so funny. One of them is from when he was a kid, when we met. This was a little before we met. This is probably, you know, fifth grade. And he's got, like a rat T shirt. He's got the. The handcuff belt. He's got, you know, back in the early 80s, Heavy Metal Kid, mall rat walking around with the, you know, the cool glasses and the. Spends half his day in Spencer's, you know, looking at all the gadgets and it's just fun. It's a great photo of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then there's one of his.

[Kyle]

I think he's wearing parachute pants.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're right. I'm looking at this picture. It's awesome.

[Kyle]

It's awesome. It's absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like a heavyset Joe Pesci.

[Kyle]

His sister sent it to me. It's. It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. And then you have another one of y' all getting his car out of the pound just a few weeks before he passed away.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm on the way in and he.

[Kyle]

Calls us to say, dude, I need you put to pick me up. I'm like, okay, where you at? He's like, I'm in downtown Forest. Like, okay, it's on the way. Where you at? I'm in front of the police station. I just got out of the drunk tank.

[Bobbo]

I'm like, what do you mean?

[Kyle]

He's like, oh, it's a long story. They towed my car. I didn't want to get a dui. So I threw my keys in the. In the third row, and they couldn't get me. But they got me because I was kind of loaded and I was like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, like, what did they get him on?

[Kyle]

Public intoxication.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they couldn't get him on. He was so pro. He yanks his keys and chunks them to the back of his car.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he was on the side of the road. He was actually not far from the office. He was over by Mama's Pizza. He threw the. He was sitting there and he knew he's. The roller. Came up behind him and he's like, oh, he threw the keys. Threw the keys in the back. Knows his. He knows his stuff. Knocks on the window Mr. Osborne, what.

[Bobbo]

Are you doing here?

[Kyle]

Everything's closed right here. What are you doing here? And he was up to no good, I'm sure, because he said he thinks he was going back to the. Probably one of the gentlemen's clubs. But he.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the same guy that y' all had to go to the gentleman's club and get his laptop out of Hawk. Because during his dance session. Yeah, he ran out of fundage and he. He offered up his laptop as a payment method for a hold.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he went for the full VIP package and at the end, he didn't have the money to cover it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was in the. He was in the back of the.

[Kyle]

Back of the vip and God, the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poor dude sounds like he needs to be living in Vegas. Well, he can't live anymore cuz he passed away. He was like, I hope y' all get a.

[Kyle]

Another shot of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this guy just dies, guys. I mean, he just died. The. I mean, we. We're coming to work worse too. Oh, he's dead? Yeah. How did he die? We're not sure. He. He got a hold of some fentanyl.

[Kyle]

I think he had some. It was probably some cocaine with some bad street in it. And that's what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 rare. Thomas. The 1414 Impreza WRX. We want to buy this car. Will you load it into the website real [e-mail] I love WRXS. Thomas.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, sure thing.

[Jeanette]

I will.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that. I will. I gotta get a break. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. The radio. 800, 800 radio. If we don't beat your carmax off, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

They call them spirit fingers.

[Bobbo]

Are they really, really, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John Clay Wolf sounded very seinfeldy.

Really, really, really Newman cult action right here. You know, they played at the house of Blues this week and I missed them. Oh, man, I love the cold.

[Kyle]

I saw them in the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 Radio Trish. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the first time you've heard our show out there or are you a new listener or you've been listening for a few weeks?

[Caller/Guest]

I've been listening for a few weeks. I thought it was interesting last week because you were talking about people putting Corvette engines in their SUVs and stuff, and mine actually came with a Corvette engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's very true. It's the ultimate redneck accessory to put a Corvette engine in anything. A Land Cruiser, an airboat, a fishing boat, you know, a Nova. I mean, I've just seen especially the old Chevy pickups or old class. It's got a Corvette engine in it. I mean, that just changes everything. Oh, my God. The Jag Jaguar. I got a Jaguar with a. With. With locking differentials and a Corvette engine. Son of a. You come on, boy.

[Caller/Guest]

You're coming over for a holiday without having the Corvette, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got a 05 Trailblazer SS with a six liter in it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

140,000 miles. What about the rust, cuz you're up there in that part of the world. Does it have any rust on anywhere? It's got to.

[Caller/Guest]

No, no. I take very good care of her. She's garaged and goes for her oil changes and car washes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think you people see the rust on your cars. I just don't. Because we buy them from y' all and everybody's like, no, no, no. And then we get them, we do the inspection, and they like, send us a picture of a hole here on the rocker panel of rust and a hole on this fender on the bottom of rust.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm walking around it now to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there any bubbles? Like. Like, look at the. Look at the lip. I'll tell you where to look. Look at the lip around the wheel wells. And if there. There'll be a little bubble that starts somewhere, and then on the back side of that, it's all corroded out. And if you hit it with a hammer, it break off in one big piece. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Caller/Guest]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, if there's any rust, there might be a teeny bit in the rims or like a little bit of white corrosion on the rim by the valve.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Philadelphia. Philadelphia cocaine is what that is. Philadelphia burnt cocaine is what that is.

[Jeanette]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's worth with 140. How many miles was on that. Were on that one we had last week? Anybody remember we had the same car last week with 80.

[Kyle]

I was in the import Lane, I didn't see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot. I think your rig's worth eight grand. I believe with 140, it's a bonus.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Seven, eight.

[Caller/Guest]

I've seen them selling for like 10 to 15, so I mean, obviously your wholesale, so you're not gonna do that. But there's. They're limited and I don't know how. True. You know, they post them out there on like auto traders and stuff, but I don't see that many.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember this selling price and asking price are two different things. So you see them listed for that much what they sold for. But I think that's the money on them. And if you'll go to givemetheven.com, load it up. I will work. I'll work on it after the show. I'd like to buy it, so. Thank you, Trish. And we'll see in a little bit online. Let's go. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. DJ Prek.

[DJ Prek]

Yo, yo, what's cracking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Put all your people. I see you got all your hoes on hold here. You're talking to your women and you're talking to our listeners. You got a lot going on. Do you have time? Can you bless us with your presence to do your infamous skit? White, black, Latino or other?

[DJ Prek]

I guess, man. You know, if y' all want to hear it, man, I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

[DJ Prek]

Let's play a little game. White, black, Latino or other. I read a news story, and y' all guess the ethnicity. Cause as we all know, there are dumbasses in every race. So y' all ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Prek]

All right, well, we got a wild one this time around. So we got a story straight out of Walmart. And y' all know how crazy Walmart can get. So check this out. In New Jersey, a mother, son, and their dog walked up in their local Walmart to get they shop on Puerto Rican. Come on, you jumping at the gun now. But, you know, soon as they get up into Walmart, the mama started breaking store displays and loading them up in her cart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I know it's Puerto Rican. Go ahead.

[DJ Prek]

And when the lovely folks at Walmart told her, hey, don't do that, she dipped out and started doing karate moves in the parking lot.

[Jeanette]

Oh, wait.

[DJ Prek]

Meanwhile, her dog was still inside grabbing a box of Jiffy Cornbread mix and tried to do the dash. So even the dog is wilding at this point. But don't forget, her son is still in the store, he made his way to the back and got booty buck naked and started chasing custos around before he grabbed some fresh clothes off the rack, put them on and got on one of those little scooters that them 500 pound ladies be rolling on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Prek]

And tried to run over a bunch of cops on his way out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God.

[DJ Prek]

Of course, you know, they, they arrested him, put him in the back, you know, not without the mother and all them trying to bust out the windows to the police car, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this is the damnedest one I've ever heard.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, this, this one got some layers.

[Jeanette]

But what y' all think?

[Kyle]

It's got meth involved in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you, can you run over the highlights of it real quick? The, the short version.

[DJ Prek]

Alright, so a family walks into Walmart, starts wiling out, the mama is breaking displays down and doing karate moves. The dog is stealing cornbread mix and the son is in the back stealing clothes, getting naked and chasing around customers. So what y' all think, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

On one of the little carts, white, black, Latino or other?

[Kyle]

I'm gonna go white.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna stick with Puerto Rican because it felt so good. I'm just gonna stick this. That would be other. Well, that'd be Latino. Man.

[Jeanette]

This just sounds like. I think Kyle hit it on the head. A family is just methed out. The dogs even meth out. He's stealing stuff. I mean. Yeah, this is a white family right here.

[Kyle]

They're on that high speed chicken feed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, high speed chicken feed. What do you think Bob?

[Bobbo]

Be careful what you do around those white devils.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles.

[Bobbo]

The white devils.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think, Reverend Charles? Who do you think it is?

[Bobbo]

I think if you going to ask me what I think about people going to Walmart, that sound like every time I go with my niece Denise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Denise's babies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Denise, your niece, her babies.

[Bobbo]

My niece Denise and the baby. They sound like they should be on the soul train. My niece Denise and her babies can tear up a stove. Tear up a stove. That's why I always take them to Walmart, because Walmart can afford the damage that they do when they go shopping regularly. You don't, you don't take Denise and the baby's down to the King's grocery market. They tear that stuff up. So you think it's a foot White devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sam Walton's. Oh, you think it's white devils.

[Bobbo]

White devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, DJ Pre K, what's the verdict?

[DJ Prek]

Well, I guess the caucasity is strong with this one because Lisa Smith, 46 years old and Benny Van, 25 years old were arrested for disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and lewd and Le Chevy as well behavior however we say that. And Bo the dog was taken in as well. But the dog was brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what. What are they on? Does this say there cuz they're on something?

[DJ Prek]

I don't have what they were on.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I have a.

[DJ Prek]

A feeling it was probably the meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it might just been drunks.

[Kyle]

Nah, the kung fu thing, that's you're toe tapping and tweaking. That's a tweaker deal. They tweaking in the parking lot, running over cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

The kung fu thing was the. What was the tell?

[Kyle]

Oh yeah, that's the tail sign. That's when I said oh, these are. These are white folks tweaking on white Kung fu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kung fu. Gotta love it. Chris. An 03F150 104 crew cab on the clock, two wheel drive. Average rough or clean.

[Caller/Guest]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

3,000 of his. Nice.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com load it up. Morgan City, Louisiana Good morning, Louisiana. Hello. Good morning. Hey. Hey. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I have a 2007 Dodge Magnum 5.7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a SRT?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's an RT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

1:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it, boy. Why'd you drive it so much? I was one. I thought I had a special car.

[Caller/Guest]

I know when I first got it, I know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

130. 130 on an RT's Magnum, which is the little wagon. If. If anyone in the listener land has an SRT Magnum with good miles, please call in or go to givemetheven.com because those are kind of like the CTSV wagons, those little wagon hot rod wagons. I don't know if people listen to beach boys or what, but they like them. We had, we bought five of those CTSV wagons in the past 45 days and three of them had stick shifts in them. And we just love them. Pay a lot of money for them. Your car I think is worth four grand. Oh yeah, I think your car's worth four grand. Okay, and if that works, go to. Give me the vin.com. look, go ahead and send me some pictures. I have not had an RT wagon in a year with high miles. So I'm going off of old data in my head. It may have improved because the SRT wagons have become so valuable. So let's look at it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 Radio Joe and 86 El Camino with 99. Does it look the same way as an 82? 83?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, except it's got four headlights in it. The older one's got two headlights, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those. That.

[Jeanette]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That car doesn't have the pop that the other ones have. It's got that, you know, wow. That. That Cimarron Cadillac look on the front end. And it just doesn't have the sex appeal. I'll still buy it, but I need to look at it. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Let's take a look. But it's not going to bring any high El Camino money. The high El Camino money starts in that body style. Before 82, I think. Or 81.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lower than that. Lower than that. In the 70s.

[Kyle]

70S.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there any ADL caminos that are sexy? I don't remember.

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't remember.

[Bobbo]

I saw a totally redone 84 Conquista last week. That was just beautiful. But I bet they did $15,000 work to it. No, I'm serious. The interior, everything, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you see that in Boys?

[Bobbo]

Awesome. That's over here at the car wash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, if you like real quick, All American on Netflix, if you liked Friday night lights, Beverly Hills 90210, which is silly, but it's kind of that dead on.

[Jeanette]

I've been watching this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jeanette]

Three, three in. It's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good. It's good. It's a good story. And boys in the hood, my. I'm 90210 meets Fry. Friday night lights meets Boys in the hood. And that if you like those three shows, you will love All American on Netflix. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm by Carson radio. Be right back.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller/Guest]

As part of a defense conference, NASA this week will be simulating what would happen if an asteroid struck earth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800. 800 radio said NASA.

It would be like.

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

And this is the cars. Ralph in Vegas. Are you back?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ralphie. Ralphie. What are you doing up this early in the morning? You're two hours behind us. What the hell's going on? Why are you up clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Cleaning my Harley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cleaning my Harley.

[Bobbo]

That's what they call it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do for a living out there?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm retired.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you been out there?

[Caller/Guest]

17 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I'm actually heading over there next week. I need to go. We have an office over on Sahara Drive, and I need to go over there soon. It's been like six months. We just hired the guy that used to do the show on this slot. Freddy. He just joined the team, and he'll be working over in that office, too, if you remember that Freddie and the Chain game.

[Caller/Guest]

All right. He'll probably do you a good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's a great guy. 02 Thunderbird with 62, 000 miles. Do you want to sell it, or do you want to just talk about it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm fixing on selling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a deluxe or a premium or do you know. Or the two or the coupe? Not the car.

[Caller/Guest]

It's the convertible. That's the only thing they built.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they did have a coupe, and it's limited, and that's why I asked. I didn't know because it's worth a lot more. They did have a hard top.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it. It's the convertible with the hard top and the soft top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does $8,000 buy the car?

[Caller/Guest]

I was going for a little more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aren't we all?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, this is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put me down for 8G's. I want to buy. Load it up into givemetheven.com. if you take it over to our office on Sahara Drive, they'll bust a checkout right there. We have a check printer, and we can initiate it. So our home office is in Dallas, Texas. Right. But these locations we have, we have the ability to print checks in Baton Rouge and Pennsylvania and Vegas in la right on the spot. So if you whip in there, we can bust a checkout right there. If you have a title.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drawn on bank of America. Thank you. Let's go. Let me take one more quick call. Brad. An 18F250 Platinum with 44. She drove it a lot. FX4 Turbo, leather roof nav. What color? White. So it's a diesel. 18 new body style. 45, 000 mile. Good truck. Platinum. I think it's worth 44 grand off the top of my head. I mean. I'm sorry. 54. 54. 54. 54 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. That sounds a little better there. You scared me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is it. Is anything wrong with it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, nothing at all, man. It is clean. Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 54 grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I think I can do 54.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you had any other offers lower anywhere else?

[Caller/Guest]

Not a single one, man. I mean, everybody's been lower. Yeah, everybody's been 53.

[Jeanette]

53.

[John Clay Wolf]

5. Okay, good. So you called in here in 20 seconds. You got more money than jacking around for hours of everybody else. Because normally when somebody. The reason I asked this, when somebody goes that fast, like, yes, I'll sell it, that means that you've been shopping and you've heard lower numbers and we're. We're knocked them off. All right, perfect. Let's do it. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. What city are you in?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm in Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I can be down there Monday with a check or pay off or however you want to do it. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Kyle, did you know that Kyle's in for JD this morning. Did you know that our own auctioneer, Cody Shelley, that sells our cards, we've broken every record with at the Dallas auto auction. He won the national or the world. They call it the world. I didn't see anybody else but United States guys in there, but they caught the world final auto auctioneer yesterday.

[Kyle]

He did the deal. I saw it on Facebook. A note. That's. It's pretty impressive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty impressive.

[Kyle]

It's. It's a. It's a big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[Kyle]

I was very proud of people that he knocked off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yep, yep. I've got some audio of him. This is us at the auction selling the lane at the. Give me the Vinland. We. We sell 500 cars a week at the Dallas auto auction. That's. So he went from 8 to 10, 5. And there's lights all over the place. He's 8, 80. I mean, it's crazy how fast he can do it. Welcome. He's not done counting. I'm trying to sell it. They're still bidding. So we sell a car about every 45. 45 seconds.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Quick, quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it goes that fast.

[Jeanette]

Well, there's two right there. In 45 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, if you want to hear.

[Kyle]

Another one, here's another.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was probably 30 seconds.

[Jeanette]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So guys asked what we do with our cars. We're speculating on these cars, and we supply them the dealer market. And we make about 300 bucks a car and we sell a ton of them. And you can do the math on it. I mean, it costs a ton to run this deal. And everybody hears our ads all over the place. I mean, our ad budget is half a million dollars a month. A month. A month.

[Bobbo]

A month.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you can imagine where we're running ads. Been all over the country. And I see it. I bet it'll turn into. I bet it'll turn into 3 million a month in ad budget before. Once we get national, maybe. Yeah. Three million a month was three times. Ten would be 30. I figured on the big scope of things, it's gonna be a 30 million dollar. Your ad budget.

[Kyle]

That's a big money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's a.

[Kyle]

He's the F1 race champion of the auctioneer years. That's what that guy is. And we got him.

[John Clay Wolf]

What we came up together is what's kind of cool. Yeah, he. He's, he's. He's really good. Casey and low one, speed him up.

[Kyle]

Because you put too many cars in front of him. He's got to get him out of the barn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, we helped each other a lot and, And I've enjoyed him and he's enjoying me. Become really good friends. And our other auctioneer out of Missouri, Heath Spracklin, he's a stud too.

[Jeanette]

Are you afraid somebody's gonna try to steal him or is that already happening?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, nobody's gonna steal him. They have too much fun selling our lane because we sell all of our cars like that and all these other normal lanes, they're sitting there begging people for money and saying, hey, you know, brings 10. Hey, give me 11. They stop. Our lanes are an auctioneer's dream because it's a fluid environment and it never stops. And they don't have to. They don't have to work as hard. They work hard, but it's a different kind of work. They're actually getting to sell at the end of the bid and not have to beg for more money. So. And you. I mean, Kyle, I've been trying to train you. Not trying. I've been training you to rep our lane for. So if I'm out one week sick or Ken, is. Is it a lot of pressure up there for a new guy?

[Kyle]

It's a lot going on. I mean, I've done it a long time and it. Your block is a different animal. There's so many cars and so fast and so much more. There's lots more lights and numbers and. Yeah, it's a. It's a, a. It's an animal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to read what's going on. You gotta, you gotta look at the car you're selling and see if it's a good one or not and see what you have. And.

[Kyle]

Right. You gotta verify that what you have in front of you is the car and not the wrong order and make sure the, the, the notes are correct and make sure the package is Correct. And look at the screen and make sure the monitor is correct. Make sure the dude in front of you is bidding on the right car. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That happens, Turley. I mean, people buy the wrong car. We go so fast. It happens every week. I get at least, at least two calls. Hey, John, this dealer bought this car. He thought he was buying the one in front of it, and then they thought he was buying the one behind.

[Kyle]

Pulls up and it pulls out. As soon as you get a bid, they slap the hood and it's gone.

[Jeanette]

And then ends up in Michigan and they arm it because of. Or I didn't really mean to buy this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they normally see it pretty quick on their tickets. Like, oh my God, I thought I was buying a Cavalier, not a Tahoe. Or I thought I was buying a Corvette, not a Maserati. And, and, and they call and we work it out. I, I'm not, I don't want to hurt my buyers. I mean, I need those guys every week. So, I mean, you know, if somebody buys the wrong car, we take care of and unwind the deal.

[Jeanette]

Yeah, just, you know, professionals only in the lane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the air.

[Bobbo]

Less cars, more bull. The john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we're on the air.

[Jeanette]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, I was looking at this Porsche that Craig just sent me. We've got, we've got, we've got a seller that's went into the website. It's got a 19 Porsche 911 with 700 miles but not brand new. He wants 95k for it. What they've got to understand, and this is a little insider tip, the difference between cost and sticker on a new Porsche is 30%, which that doesn't exist in the market anymore. But Porsche holds their, holds their profit margin. So when we, when you buy a new one and you're going to sell it quick, it's gonna hurt more than others because of the difference between cost and sticker. 30%. The largest margin I've seen on one. Maybe about it be 30 was 28 or something. It's a lot.

[Jeanette]

How does somebody sell one after just 700 miles?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not even a year old rich guy. Just whatever. I mean, you know, people just have different, different, different, different stuff. Domingo, our Mexican listener in Dallas. Good morning. Hey.

[Jeanette]

Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He wants to do a Christopher Walkin impersonation.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hispanic.

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, I got Chris. I got. No, wait a minute, wait a minute. I got Chris, with me. Chris, finally. He's on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

This is Mr. Watkin. I was 65 in Palo. Yeah, it's got 2,028. I don't know what the numbers mean, but go look at the trunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Christopher Walken, you have a hell of a Spanish accent there. Have you been spending some time in Cuba with the ladies?

[Caller/Guest]

Sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller/Guest]

Sometimes, Chris.

[John Clay Wolf]

Either way.

[Caller/Guest]

If you want to buy this guy, let me know. If not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take that cowbell and shove it up your. Good morning, Alan. Alan in Dallas. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how are you doing today, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I was just calling. I would. I don't have. I don't have a car or a truck to sell. I was just saying I like the show. Great concept, great reason to get up on Saturday mornings. But you're missing the perfect opportunity here. All your butt music, the buffer music, should be about cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what?

[Caller/Guest]

All the thousands of car songs out there. Well, I don't. Johnny Cash, my favorite one that you're missing. No, no. Cut out all the. All the Queen junk and play I'm in Love With My Car. Best car song in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in Love with My Car. Oh, is it a.

[Bobbo]

He loves my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Queen song?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. I'm in Love With My Car. Roger Taylor, the drummer sings it.

[Bobbo]

That's Roger Taylor's song from the Night at the Opera.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Best, best car song in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

We might take that one suggestion, but we're not going to go straight car songs. I appreciate it. 800-800-723-4, Charlie, Houston. Got a 14 Jeep Trailhawk. It's the little Cherokee, right?

[Caller/Guest]

It is a little Cherokee Trailhawk, trim style. 72, 72, 000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. All Trailhawk there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I wanted to hear. I wanted to hear you tell me that you knew what the hell you're talking about. 14 grand. All right.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you, brother. No, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

About 18 is what I got from the dealership. Too damn high.

[Bobbo]

Wow. Either way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. No, take a picture. Do you have that in writing?

[Jeanette]

I do.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir, I do. I got a mail from the dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. See you. I got it in the mail. Checks in the mail. So here's what that is. That's called. It's this new concept that came out with the recent version of Internet Explorer. It's called bait and switch. So they bait you. They bait you with a high number. They bring you in there, and then they switch you down on theirs, and they cover it in the incentives and the rebates. It's real simple, John.

[Jeanette]

It's got. It's signed. It's a check here. And it says it's.

[Caller/Guest]

You can.

[Jeanette]

I can cash this check if I go now, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called junk mail, dog. And they buy a list from the. The database on the DMV lookup and they see who owns what, and they run it through through a retail bookout system and they print out what they'll pay for these cars. And they lie, lie, lie. And they get you in there and they put you in a headlock. And then they, you know, they just. They're just running numbers. They figure, you know, out of 100 people that come in, they'll. They'll get 15, 10, 10. And in the other 90 won't. The other 90 will go to give me the van and get more money, and they'll be pissed about the bait and switch. And we don't do that. We do straight up down. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Christopher Walken and the other 42% have the wrong hair.

[Jeanette]

Oh, see, Bob was mad because the other guy.

[Bobbo]

It's not very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limball.

[Jeanette]

Ah, where is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of people that I do like talking to.

[Jeanette]

He's down line here. Let me dial him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

John. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Well, congratulations. You're starting to have some real stars on the show. Listen, Chris Walken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's great.

[Bobbo]

I love that Dead Zone thing he was in. Do you remember that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Here's my impersonation of Christopher Walken on the Dead Zone. You ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. I didn't see it.

[Bobbo]

That's great. That's when he shakes people's hands and he freaks out. Sounds just like that. This week we've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that picture is just a bit inside. Go ahead, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Have you heard the New York Times have released about 10 years of our esteemed leader Donald J. Trump's taxes. I don't know how they got him. They're saying that he lost more money in 10 years than any businessman ever. That may be accurate. That. That may be accurate.

[Kyle]

But.

[Bobbo]

But look, let's. Let's allay this. This bit of factuality to it. The only way he lost that kind of money is because people are stupid. Great ideas. Trump steaks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, who wouldn't want.

[Bobbo]

We all love steak. I mean, screw the vegans. I mean, real people. People with pocketbooks and calendars and places to go, money to spend. Trump Steaks should have been huge. And I'll tell You. My jury is still out on Trump Steaks. I'm gonna go buy a box this afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Rush, really, do the. I'm interested. Do the returns show a net loss?

[Bobbo]

Are you joking?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a huge.

[Bobbo]

But that's because people are so stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't looked yet.

[Bobbo]

Trump University.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Should have had a higher enrollment than Harvard, Notre Dame, and USC combined, but it didn't. 40 people. What does that school? 40 people.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about like the Caboo concerted Dallas and Texas State double stadium last night.

[Bobbo]

And don't get me wrong, it's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show, by the way. Y' all should go.

[Bobbo]

He screwed every one of those people out of like a quarter million dollars. How do you lose money like that? Well, you should have got more enrollment. Trump. Trump Tupperware. You haven't even heard of this? No, I'm telling you, it's marketing. And the thing about Tupperware is it's indestructible. That whole line of product is still out there somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rush.

[Bobbo]

As soon as someone throws enough Trump Tupperware parties, he'll make the money back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, I have a person in Vegas right now on the air that says their dad was an SOB And I want to. I want to hear this story real quick. Hold on.

[Bobbo]

I understand how they feel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adela. Attilia. How do I pronounce it?

[Bobbo]

Attila.

[Caller/Guest]

It's Attila.

[John Clay Wolf]

Attila. Good morning. So you heard my dad and sma stories? You heard my stories this morning? Motivated. It motivated you?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I had to tell a story about my dad. Well, we're Hungarian, but I just got to say I love the show. That's the first thing I want to tell you. But to get to the point of the story, my. My dad took a me and my brother's fishing and decided that wasn't catching anything. So he was going to throw some small explosive devices over the side, but he didn't really secure any weight to them, so it floated right back up and blew at 6 o' clock in the morning on this quiet lake. And the aluminum boats, it really popped the rivets and we started taking on water. And we get back in to give this boat back that we rented, and he blames it on my brother for hitting a log that was floating that we couldn't see.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your dad is one of the greatest. The world's biggest son of a bitches.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, he was. He passed away back in 2014. But, yeah, he did have some stories. There was a lot more, but that was the one that I had to mention. Take the boys out fishing for hitting a log.

[John Clay Wolf]

Taking the boys out fishing for some daddy, for some father son. Time brings a couple of sticks of dynamite out, throws it in the lake, doesn't realize he didn't wait him. They roll back up and blow him out of the the boat and tear the boat up, drag the boat back to the rental place and make his kids lie about what happened. I like it. Yeah, I like it. I like it. Attila the Hun, everybody. Attila the Hun. That's great. Thank you. Son of a. Cheryl in Vegas. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hi. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. I'm good. What have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Listen, I hear you. I hear you're looking for Dodge Maximum SRT8.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am. I like them.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm sitting in one right now with 47,000 miles on it average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

It's very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it yours? Are you a salesman at a dealership?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How long have you had it? Since 06. Do you have a title? Yep. Okay. Do you want to turn it into a check?

[Caller/Guest]

That depends on what you're. What you're offering.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 50,000 mile one. The ones that are getting goofy are the really short mile ones. Like, I had a 6,000, 6,000 mile one the other day. But, I mean, I'll give 10,000 more dollars than what I bid that other guy for yours.

[Caller/Guest]

And what'd you bid the other guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. No, I can't take that. Sorry, honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 14 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what. What do you think it's worth?

[Caller/Guest]

I think it's worth about 32. Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let me. Let me help you. That's fine. That's fine. But I had a 6,000 mile one. I had a 6,000 mile one that I gave 20,000 for six and I sold it. Well, yeah, but I sold it for 20,008. So that dealer got that dealer, that dealer got that car. He outbid 200 other dealers that were standing there looking at it. I didn't get money on it until 18 grand, and the bidding ended at 20,000 eight. And then that guy put it online for 23. Eight. So 3,000 more or four? You know, 3,000 more than what he paid me, and he probably sold it for 22 grand. So if at 6,000 mile one will retail for 22, you're gonna have a hell of a time getting 30 out of a 50,000 mile one. There's a little nugget of Information for you. Thank you, Cheryl. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air. Forgivemetheven.com if giving the VIN doesn't beat your carmax off. Or they'll send you a check for 100 bucks.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf.

[Caller/Guest]

According to Politico, former vice president Joe Biden has been less touchy with voters on the campaign trail and is doing more selfies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[Caller/Guest]

And I hope to God he knows what we mean by a selfie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John Cole, Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

And I hope to God he knows what we mean by selfie.

[Jeanette]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know how.

[Bobbo]

How is it possible to dislike Biden?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it just. He's just whatever.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's just a dude, you know, you remember all those shirts over the years when Grandpa Jones when he was vice president, they showed him with his shirt off next to his Trans Am with a Rambo thing around his head.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he was a character. If they brought back Hee Haw, I.

[Bobbo]

Think he showed play Grandpa Jones drinking natural light. Uncle Jo.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7234. Dawn and Austin 06 FX45 with 110. 5 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

5. 5 grand. Hey, do the window switches. Are they all working, the power windows?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, of course. It's in perfect condition. I took it into infinity to get the oil changing. You know, they do that 180 point check or whatever they call it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those window switches cost 700 a piece. Those window switches cost 700 a piece? Yeah. Does five grand buy?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, they did that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All that aside, does five grand buy what buys it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's an excellent condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it's a very old body style. It looks like a moon rover. What buys it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it does look like a moon. But no, five grand doesn't buy, man, what buys it. It looks brand new. The two. The two front seats have been redone. I had them redone in the door panels as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. It must have needed it. That's why you had them redone?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, let me tell you something. Let me. Let me tell you this. We use a thing called mmr. Mannheim market report. And I'm gonna pull it up right now to see what average MMR is on it. Guess what average MMR is, Turley?

[Jeanette]

Five grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

47. 25.

[Jeanette]

Oh, excuse me. You're a little High. You may be paying too much for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm all over it. Five grand's enough, man. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com I'll buy it. I dare you to take it to CarMax. They're not gonna beat me.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Chris Houston, good morning. Question about responsibility for car he sold that got impounded. Your responsibility is zero. Is someone telling you something different?

[Caller/Guest]

No. No. I had sold my truck to you guys because we're in a tight spot. Last year I bought a another pickup truck for cheap. And then I had another car that I wasn't going to get any value for, so I sold it outright. Long story short, last week I got a letter in the mail saying the car been impounded, it's still in my name under my tax the state of Florida. And I was wondering, is that still my card? Are they even able to go get it or what's my liability?

[John Clay Wolf]

0. 0 is it. Was it on a Florida title?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, Florida title, Florida tag.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that means that whoever had it in Florida didn't re register it. So it's some crazy.

[Caller/Guest]

We moved. We moved to Texas and we told it in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did it get impounded?

[Caller/Guest]

Owner in Texas has never registered it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird.

[Caller/Guest]

In Texas, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what you can do in like.

[Caller/Guest]

2:30 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a site on the DMV. On the Texas DMV's. On the Texas DMV website where you can like, you can unadopt your car so you can like legally transfer it out of your name on their site by notifying them that you don't own it anymore. And that'll remove it out of the records? They'll remove it out of their records. Records for you. Thanks.

[Jeanette]

That won't register it for the new buyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it'll just get it out. Yeah, that's cool.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's a good tip.

[Jeanette]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Craig, our manager downstairs. Good morning. I asked Craig to call me on this because I'm thinking about it. So Craig said, give me the VIN buyer downstairs or he's a manager now. You've got a guy trying to sell us a Porsche. Did you. You said we bought it. What else have we bought from him?

[Caller/Guest]

I think we bought a Jag from him and something else. We bought two or three, but I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember like a brand new Porsche off of a local guy that had like no miles on it. Would you just don't know what we bought from him before. We bought a handful, but was one of them like a Brand new. Because this is a 19 Porsche with 900 miles. What's the story? Why didn't he like it?

[Caller/Guest]

Just, he's a car guy.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[Caller/Guest]

He buys them. Just doesn't fit what he wanted, so he's looking for something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need the Ms. I need the msrp. The manufacturer suggested retail price of sticker, and then we can know how it's equipped. Then we can run the math on it backwards between cost and new and figure out what it's worth, right?

[Caller/Guest]

No, that's what we're trying to get right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he wants 95 for it. What did he pay for it?

[Caller/Guest]

You know, No, I actually had to wait for the sticker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you yank a Twix on it to see it? When we got a system that shows what they paid? Yeah, I don't mind telling the listeners we got that. I mean, we got more damn tech than the man on the moon. We could tell them, like, what kind of cocktail. What kind of cocktail they had in that car last night. They're like, I ain't giving you my VIN number. I don't need your VIN number, honey. I just need a picture license plate. The same thing that. That everybody sees going down the road. I can take that license plate and wind up knowing who you're screwing.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Now everything we bought from it. Spend a little money, miles like that, you know, you just. I. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll find out what he paid. I mean, are you sitting in front of your computer? Yankee Twix on it? Let's see.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm not. And I'm not over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait. I mean, what kind of prepared are you?

[Jeanette]

He walked out of the room.

[Bobbo]

You cut?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I walked out of the room so it didn't echo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me a. Pull the Twix and copy paste and email it to me, and I'll get to working on it and get a picture of the sticker. Right. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What were you saying?

[Jeanette]

They. Well, he walked out the room because they blast the show downstairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Jeanette]

So if he did that, it would you be like, turn your damn radio down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, one of them. We have a man in Oklahoma with a car that has less than 200,000 miles on it. I wonder if he's just posing as a person from Oklahoma. Steve, are you real? Are you faking?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm real, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. And you know what? We buy some of the nicest cars in the World out of Oklahoma. But there's like two. There's two camps. There's greatness, and everything else is trash, and there's 90% trash and 10% great. You guys are like a third world country. You're the. You're the second third world country in the US Next to Louisiana. So what have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, I've got a 2013 Jeep Rock Rainbow. It's a four door. It's a MOAB.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

And it's got 71, 560 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Black. All black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a hard top?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just 20 grand. Buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Because it's. Because it's the first thing I said, and you're just like, no. Everybody's gotten to where they're just like, no. They just figure out I'm gonna move. If I said 24, he said, no.

[Caller/Guest]

I've got it, and I still owe a little more on it. I'm just kind of trying to see what the offer would be. So when I get it down P. Down a little bit, I'll probably call back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Or just go to the website and load it up. GiveMeTheEven.com and they'll email you an offer letter. Hell, the computer will do it automatically. When you go in there, you can just dump your license plate in and the computer will spit out our offer right there. Just take the high end of the range. We always wind up giving the high end of the range anyway. Unless it's a POS and pos. You'll have to Google search that in the urban dictionary and figure out what that means. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I got a piece of Satan. Satan.

[Jeanette]

Where is he at?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is all day?

[Jeanette]

Yeah, he's been chilling somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

See if we can while we're waiting on Satan. Well, we got him. Oh, he's here. Good, good, good.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you kill Keith Richards? He's not here this morning.

[Jeanette]

Or J.D. ryan?

[Bobbo]

No. I mean, I don't. I don't kill people. That's horrible. It's terrible. Okay, what's with a question like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, where's Keith Richards?

[Bobbo]

This aggression will not stand, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

There's a beverage here. Be cautious, man.

[Jeanette]

What did he do with J.D. ryan? That's the better question.

[Bobbo]

Now, I do know all about J.D. ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Yeah. JD. Where is J.D. i don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's at the beach.

[Bobbo]

I knew it. I knew it. I thought that the show seemed so Structured today. Everyone's so clear and clean. One person at a time. On the vocals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Love it. Love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not stepping on each other.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. No, I mean, that's the difference between Elvis and Little Richard. Right? You could listen for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm kidding. J.D. you know, you're great. We love you. You know you're hurting us. Feeling Satan. Stop that.

[Bobbo]

That's what JD Does. Really though. He's just on vacation. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear about this Prince Harry royal baby. Prince Harry's gonna join us on the program this morning. What's the story here, Turley? Why is Prince Harry.

[Jeanette]

Bobbo's got the story. Since he's filling in for J.D. doing the news.

[Bobbo]

That's a big deal. And not just in England too. There's a new royal in the uk. Prince Harry announced that Meghan Markle gave birth to a 7 pound 3 ounce baby boy in the early morning hours of Tuesday. We've got audio right here.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm very excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want audio. I want a video of the birth.

[Caller/Guest]

Megan and myself had a baby boy earlier this morning.

[Bobbo]

A very healthy boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mother and baby are doing incredibly well.

[Bobbo]

The most amazing experience I can ever possibly imagine. How any woman does what they do is beyond comprehension.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we're both absolutely thrilled.

[Bobbo]

I guess we. We've all witnessed a live birth.

[Kyle]

Correct?

[DJ Prek]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And it. Yeah, it. Is it. What he. What he tried to say was. Was that he was freaked out by it.

[Jeanette]

He knows that his first time to actually see something like that.

[Bobbo]

It's a little freaky. Now they did this was big TV on a national level all over the world. Really. They did little news roundups in Canada and in Australia where there's still a province of the uk. Funny thing is. And this video is posted on the John Clay Wolf Show's Facebook page where they did a little wrap up of asking people in Australia about it. And as the TV lady is talking to the street, something interesting happens behind her.

[Jeanette]

Which one cut is that?

[Bobbo]

Sorry, Archer, it's the cut man with the. The kid.

[Kyle]

Isn't.

[Bobbo]

Isn't it one of the most popular.

[Jeanette]

Members of the royal family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of bad parenting, how about that.

[Caller/Guest]

Little kid that pulled up behind me before?

[John Clay Wolf]

What was A rotter. Stuck up his little middle finger.

[Caller/Guest]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

The mean streets of Windsor on the.

[Jeanette]

Middle of a public holiday bank weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here in the uk.

[Caller/Guest]

Wait till I get.

[Bobbo]

What a little rotter. While she's doing her report live on camera, you can see a station wagon slowly pull behind her and a little Kid, I mean a little five or six year old boy smiling as big as he can. Has the bird stuck out the window.

[DJ Prek]

Really?

[Bobbo]

The camera. It's beautiful. You can see that video on the John Clay Wolf show's Facebook page. It was a big deal for Britain's and for their provinces.

[John Clay Wolf]

Britain. Was Prince Harry coming on the air or did I. Did I read that wrong?

[Jeanette]

Well, he's supposed to be and I thought he was coming on the air. Do we have him dialed up down line?

[Bobbo]

Look, Harry. Yes, Jo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, Prince Harry.

[Kyle]

How are you?

[Bobbo]

I'm still a little excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Baby's. Baby's fine, right? His mother's. His mother's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got your hot movie star wife like. Like Princess Grace. You're the first one since the Monaco to do this.

[Bobbo]

And we're very proud. We're very proud parents.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think that she would have married you. Do you think she married you for your looks or for your money?

[Bobbo]

I think probably. Probably. Wow. I mean, look at me, right? I'm beautiful and what I worry about. And Archie's a beautiful boy. It's got to be nice. Be nice. Fine, decent lad. But giving birth to a child, what it does to the little kitty, it's horrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it do?

[Bobbo]

Terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it do?

[Bobbo]

It makes it into almost like a different part of the anatomy, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Making. And can I say, I know about radio rules in the United States.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll dump it if it's out of out of line.

[Bobbo]

Making's kitty. It's wonderful. It changed me life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

In many ways. Such a fine, nice clean kitty. Not anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, no.

[Bobbo]

Little Archie breathed his heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had a.

[Bobbo]

Hard time getting out. Keeping the kitty intact. And I don't know what to do about it. Well, such a nice kitty.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should wait it out. It should get better. I mean those things repair themselves.

[Bobbo]

So I went and talked with vicar.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the vicar?

[Bobbo]

The vicar. I thought it'd be nice to go to church and pray about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And the vicar told me, don't be so alarmed because Prince Harry, if you live by the kitty, you will die by the kitty. Don't be such a kitty about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good advice.

[Bobbo]

I know it is wise. Anyway, congrats making me new baby and all that. Thanks very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ask the doctor for what they call a daddy stitch. I don't know what they call it over there and on the other side of the pond, but daddy stitch is. Is. It's helpful in. In veterinarian kitty repair.

[Bobbo]

Right. I've looked at it a lot. There's a website, there's a help website. When this happens, didn't all new dads go through through this? And I'll probably be better next week. If you go to the pawnhub.com you can look at fresh nice kitties.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of like, you know a parking spot at the office. You know, it just fits your car perfectly. And then after that it like taking three parking spots and they're all yours. You could do a three point turn in there, come in and get out.

[Bobbo]

Same direction some right bastard comes in. Park Parks's bus in your parking spot. And it's not the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just not anymore.

[Bobbo]

Once there's been a bus. A bus in the parking spot. Yeah, it's a lot like the kitty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you Prince Eric. I'm gonna get you off horrible before. Before this goes the wrong direction.

[Jeanette]

I'm glad we did this in not the normal time slot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could been have been a little more dicier.

[Bobbo]

What is he talking about? Those Brits are weird, man.

[Caller/Guest]

They are weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love this song. This is Rush Baba. Will you take us out with the big Saturday DJ takeout?

[Bobbo]

Tell you what, you haven't seen nothing yet. There's more of the John Clay Wolf show and it's coming here right after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I put some on my solar plexus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

I swear to God, my heart stops now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf.

We've had some requests for Goat Boy.

[Kyle]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they like Goat Boy.

[Bobbo]

I haven't seen him. Have you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't seen him in a while. Kelsey in Vegas. Good morning, honey. Kelsey, you there? She's been on hold so long she forgot that she was on hold. Dj. Dj, let me know when Kelsey's queued back up and she's paying attention. What happens is they start listening to the show and they listen on the radio and it's delayed and didn't even know I'm there. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning Las Vegas. Good morning, New Orleans. Good morning, Baton Rouge. Good morning, Abilene. Wichita Falls. Oklahoma City, Arkansas. On the keg, Midland, Texas. Corpus Christi, Texas. Austin, Texas. San Antonio, Texas. We still got a lot of people listening.

[Kyle]

Bob.

[Bobbo]

Muscly shoals on the old streamer Muscle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shows on the stream.

[Jeanette]

It's a shout out to his girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's on PW now.

[Bobbo]

There's a bunch of them out there at that factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you consummated your love with her yet?

[Bobbo]

What do you mean?

[Jeanette]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, are y' all gonna have a child?

[Bobbo]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, go boy. He is here. Good morning. Good boy.

[Kyle]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, tell Babo about those women, what they can do to him.

[Bobbo]

Shifty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shifty.

[Bobbo]

God almighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

I'm so tired. I was down here at the park. There's the only one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Park.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Hop right on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Group of them of goats.

[Bobbo]

Four senior ladies having their. They like to go feed the birds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nanny goats.

[Bobbo]

Saw me walking by. Next thing I knew, they had my shirt off. I was like, no, stop. That one was nice, though. Her name is. Name is A.C. so go boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

About a year ago, you did a. We were talking to you about what happened down in South Louisiana.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had a program director correct me and said he does not think it's in good taste to talk about goats being raped on the. So if this. If this.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If this story ends with you having non consensual love making with the nanny goats, we might need to be careful with that.

[Bobbo]

Consensual?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Holy God. That's a really nice way to put.

[John Clay Wolf]

That because your story about a year ago was much harsher.

[Bobbo]

You're like, yeah, well, yeah. Damn it, man. I mean, these are nice girls. A little old, but they pay in cash. Hey, it's not easy being a old boy. So I said, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know what they say. Hornier than a two, two something billy goat.

[Jeanette]

Ride.

[Kyle]

Ride.

[Bobbo]

When you ride. You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened?

[Bobbo]

I've got a new job. Yeah, in the park.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing?

[Bobbo]

Just looking for nice gals to have a good time.

[Jeanette]

Coat boy's a male escort.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go boy's a gigolo.

[Bobbo]

No, but hey, it's like I always say, when the going gets weird, the weird turn, bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, goat boy.

[Bobbo]

See you down on the corner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Garrett in Arkansas. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

So a couple of weeks ago, I called in as Kelsey in Vegas looking for Hannah the stripper. So I wasn't even paying attention. I was calling to tell you to look up this band. They're called Dirty Honey. Yeah, straight out of the 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, dude. So you're sitting in Arkansas just chilling with your. With your. What do you call those. Those bottle beers y' all got?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I. I don't have a chicken farm.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do y' all call those bottle beers you sell out of the quick E Marts up there? Rollers? Or something. The jug. Jug of beer. What do they call the brown jugs of beer? And they're for sale. They look like moonshine beer. And they're for sale at your Quick Marts in Arkansas.

[Bobbo]

I got like a 40 saving money with group.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you call them?

[Caller/Guest]

I have no clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

No clue. So. So you're. You decided to call in to plug your friend's band?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I don't even know these guys. I just heard them the other day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turtle, you got any Dirty Honey?

[Caller/Guest]

I got on Bill and Ted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're gonna listen. We're gonna check it out. Hang on. Dirty Honey.

[Jeanette]

Motley Crue.

[John Clay Wolf]

You mean cash like gasoline. I like them solid, Garrett. I like it. I think you did good. I think you did us a favor.

[Caller/Guest]

They remind me of acdc.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just think they remind more of crew meets Poison a little bit. There's that big old guitar lick. Motley Crue, Early Skid row.

[Jeanette]

And he sounds kind of axle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ish too. Early Skid row. That's a good. Good. Yeah. Thanks, Garrett.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it makes me want to listen to some Sebastian Bach, man. Dude, that kid could wail out of the gate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's listen this guy a little bit more Breaking new music here. Told you. It's not a car show. Damn it.

[Caller/Guest]

With an empty glass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can somebody please just make this pass.

[Bobbo]

This transition?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, if. If some of these stations would play that, if they could get some hits that sounded like that, it would start the whole rock thing again. The real rock thing. They just.

[Bobbo]

I don't know what the deal is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody recycles this stuff, and it's about time for that sound to. To resubmerge, I believe. Agree to.

[Jeanette]

No, I definitely agree.

[Bobbo]

There are stations that do it, but they're not in the mainstream and they're not trying to be. They're all your public, you know, Greta.

[John Clay Wolf]

Van Fleet, you know, that kind of started it. I mean, obviously it's a ridiculous Led Zeppelin knockoff, but it's such a great knockoff that it got everybody excited. And young kids, can't they.

[Bobbo]

I mean.

[Jeanette]

So this sound sounds kind of in that classic rock realm, is playing stuff like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Jeanette]

Why don't you mix a new one in every once in a while just to kind of balance it out? Because if you just did a station, nothing but this. Yeah, it's not gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Jeanette]

It won't last. No, but you mix it in.

[Bobbo]

You play that right next to your queen and black crows and everything.

[Jeanette]

Exactly, exactly. Mix it with that part introduced to the older generation which some of the newer generations listening to that stuff too. I think that's perfect.

[Bobbo]

Coming in July, Bob. Oh, night tracks you can hear.

[Jeanette]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the street live from the Corner Suite Byron. An 88 vet with 88 is not worth. It's just doesn't have a market man that that 80s vet. Nobody unless it's something crazy special, you know no miles and like a just a ridiculous survivor. I can't get any action on them. I can't get anybody to. To care is what I'm trying to say. I mean two grand and.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't know. You think because it's a Corvette I.

[Caller/Guest]

Was trying to get a bid on it to see what to do with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think 2000 if you'll take a couple of pictures and load it into givemetheven.com Let us take a look scene we'll go from there.

[Caller/Guest]

I've already did that. I sent it to Devin. I sent him 10 pictures. Devin with the roof on and the roof off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Devin?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Jeanette]

Kevin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin. Kevin. And what did Kevin say?

[Caller/Guest]

Kevin or Devin? Yeah, one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What did he say?

[Caller/Guest]

He ain't never text me back or nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long has it been?

[Caller/Guest]

About 15 minutes. 10. 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Jeanette]

We haven't get on it man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give us a second. You know we got like 300 people hitting him this morning.

[Jeanette]

Let me text Kevin right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's going to get you back. He's going to get you back. They'll be working here till 4 o'. Clock. I promise he'll get you back.

[Caller/Guest]

All righty, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks Byron.

[Jeanette]

Calling them texting Kevin right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I We got 40 people down there bidding, you know three, 400 cars this morning. Takes a minute. We go pretty damn fast. But on an 88 Corvette. Our system's not going to auto bid that because it's too old and it needs to be done by hand. I mean there's a lot of cars we can do automatically but there's a lot of cars we need to do by hand and that would be one of them. 8008-072348-00800 radio. So Bob, did you think the Kentucky Derby foul call was a foul call?

[Bobbo]

I could see what they were going for.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know the rules to begin with.

[Jeanette]

I kind I mean I've dabbled in horse racing at one time when I was actually get the ticket working with Norm Hitchkiss you kind of sure you.

[Bobbo]

Figure it out what a handicapper he.

[Jeanette]

Is and it's it was something that actually happens all the time. But in the lower realm of horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Racing, do they call it all the time?

[Jeanette]

Yes. Happens all the time in that. Because those horses are a little older or they've just not. They're not the professionals. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Jeanette]

So they don't have the skills to stay in the lane where these horses are trained better. Better training, more money's put into them and they keep their lines. And the riders too, of course. And they keep their lines better. So that's why you don't see it in these big events.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looked like it was a harmless drift. An unintended. An unintended drift, not an intentional chop.

[Jeanette]

And it came around down the stretch when the crowd starts going crazy. The horse got spooked a little bit and it just lost it. His lane.

[Bobbo]

That's precisely what happened. That's exactly what it looked like to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, that. What did it cost the guy?

[Jeanette]

Oh, gosh, I don't know what those jockeys get paid. I mean, I know it's big time for them too. That's. I mean, that's. That's gotta suck for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Well, pretty weird. Okay, what time is it? What time is it? What time is it? It is. We've got one segment left of today's program. Mr. Caller? Are you there? Mr. Caller? Hello? Hello, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, just give me the van.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Are you drunk?

[Caller/Guest]

Am I what?

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound kind of drunk. You're. I'm on the air. You know, we have our own radio show.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure, I know. This was just the number I was. Heard you say a minute ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put you on hold.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm not drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? You just sound a little. You sound a little like you've been partaking a little bit. Because you know you can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning. Hey, I'm gonna put you on hold. I'll get you when we come back. Okay? 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. And this is that Greta Van Fleet we were talking about. That sounds just like Zeppelin be.

[Bobbo]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it's time for the ride of the week.

So the F150 Raptor we had from the good folks at Ford Motor Company this week. Cool truck, lots of eyeball rides like a champ. Love the Raptor since they came out with it. I mean, on the road it feels great. But across a pasture going 50 miles an hour, it feels better. That's where that thing really, really, really shines. I hate to do this to you for, but I disagree with the six cylinder. I just do. It just doesn't feel right. The, the V8 you had on the other one was a better engine for that kind of truck. And that six cylinder is just not throaty enough. It's just not punchy. You know, it punches up when you hit the turbos. But for a mud truck bouncing around and you need something luggier with a little more torque.

[Bobbo]

The eight cylinder was much more robust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Especially off road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes. This truck's better looking. This truck has better suspension, this truck has a better stereo. But other than that, I would, on the next version of the Raptor, I would go back to the eight is my suggestion, however. I mean, y' all sold a ton of them and everybody loves them. So what's sticker price on this thing? It's. I, I, I, I bought some for friends from dealerships. Cuz my good friends call me, like, hey, can you hook me up for a truck for my kid? Or this or that? And they're about 72 grand. 68. 72 grand. I think this one, actually, this one shows 64, so. So it depends on if. No, no, no, no. I'm sorry. 50. Yeah, 64. So there's a 80013 3C package that has more gear on it, that gets it up to 70, but they still bring sticker. But other than that, I'll give it the high five, but just not the double high five. Put the V8 back in it. You got a double high five.

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

Is this the Vietnamese guy or the real one?

[Bobbo]

That is Steve Perry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, I can't tell the difference unless you're looking at him.

[Bobbo]

Hold on. Stand still. Cough. Yeah, that's Steve Perry.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can sing. Good news. We were talking about the Kentucky Derby.

[Jeanette]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I thought of a friend of mine that was a horse trainer, and in that world forever, he was a racing horse trainer his whole. I think he was the commissioner of horse racing in the state of Louisiana or something like that. Steve, good morning. You're on the air. Oh, I can barely hear you.

[Jeanette]

Get off your douche, Douche.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm gonna speak as loud as I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you put. Can you take it off a speaker and put it on regular?

[Caller/Guest]

It was on regular. I just tried it on speaker. How's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I've got you better now I've got you now. I've got you. So you were the, Weren't you the commissioner of something for a while back in the 80s?

[Caller/Guest]

I was on the board of directors of the Horsemen's Association.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. I mean, you spent your life before you got in the auto auction business in the horse racing world. So what was that? Was that call last week, in your opinion, clean, or was it. Was it necessary?

[Caller/Guest]

They had. They had reason to take the horse down. But I think there are two factors that contribute to that decision. One, when the horse turned for home and he established a plane, he's got a straight line. And if he's not clear of other horses, he's got to follow that plane all the way in. If he's four or five lengths ahead, he can drift out and still be okay. But two contributing factors I thought was crowd noise calls that colt bear to the outside. And I firmly believe that because that Coke had only had four starts. Fairly green. I don't know if you've ever been to the Derby, but it's a raucous crowd. 185,000 people screaming, yelling, drunks running around, sliding on the wet grass. You know, all kinds of distractions. The jock corrected his course immediately, was collared by two other horses, and then he just pulled away. And the point I'm getting to is you also have to consider, did the best horse win? Was he the best horse in the race? So you got an infraction, but yet you. He clearly showed that he was the best horse in the race. Now, I'm gonna throw a little gasoline on the fire because my thoughts are, if Bob Baffert would have been training that horse, that horse would have never come down. Guy was a. Was a virtual newcomer to that scene. They. They studied it and they took him down.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the Bill Belichick theory.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I mean, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Now, see, these are things I had no idea about because watching the video, watching the video, it sure doesn't look intentional at all to me.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it absolutely was not. The colt just ducked away from the crowd noise, it appeared, and Jock did everything he could to straighten him up. Man, you're on a 1200 pound horse going 40 miles an hour. Hey, that's not power steering. It takes an athlete to do what those guys do. Believe me, right now, in deference to the outcome, Billy Mott, the guy that trains the second place horse that ended up being the winner, Billy is an absolute class act. Top, top, top notch guy. Been knowing him for over 30 years. 35 years. 40 years, maybe. Top class. Class act. And I know for a fact that Billy would have preferred winning it outright.

[Bobbo]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[Caller/Guest]

No. No aspiration next to his horse's name. So, I mean, Billy. Billy was almost apologetic for winning the Derby.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did that cost? That. What was the prize money? I didn't look on first.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, I don't know what it was this year, but I'm gonna guess it was somewhere between a million and a half and 2 million. And the winning horse gets 60%. So it could cost the trainer about 60 grand. It cost the jock about 60 grand, and it cost the owner about 600.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Well, see, I told you Steve would know the answers, and he sure as hell does. How's everything else?

[Jeanette]

Oh, wait, is that the jockey we have here?

[Caller/Guest]

Everything's good. No, I never was a jockey, but I. I trained horses for over 20 years, right? California, hot springs, Chicago, Kentucky, Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you wind up in the damn wholesale car business, in the auction business, right?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know a damn thing about the car business. I know a little bit about the auction business.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been buying cars from Steve for 20 years.

[Caller/Guest]

Long. A long time. Yeah, a long time. Used when I was with Blakey years ago, go. You used to come and buy and buy cars, and we're always just an. An outstanding customer, glad to have you. Wish I had a bunch more just like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, our thing sure has grown. I mean, it's like.

[Bobbo]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like. It's getting weird. It's hard to manage my time. In my brain, you only have so much bandwidth and. And it's getting, you know, not knowing what you have and. And not. I mean, it's just. It's interesting. I'm having to learn a new set of skills is what I'm trying to say. It's not about buying cars anymore. It's about, like, looking at groups and looking at averages and looking at people. It's weird. It's just crazy. I mean, we're doing 500 a week now.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just like.

[Caller/Guest]

It becomes a numbers game at that level. It becomes a numbers game, and if. If you don't watch the numbers, you'll get in trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, absolutely. You're just watching gauges and. And find. Find where? Find where. Something. If you got a cylinder down, you go work on it.

[Caller/Guest]

Right? Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thanks, Steve. Enjoyed it and appreciate you taking our call.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, you're more than welcome. And good luck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My wife Jeanette's here, is in the studio. Hey, babe, are we gonna go to that concert again tonight?

[Jeanette]

No, no, not close to the mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's. Did you enjoy it last night?

[Jeanette]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you enjoy about it last night? Oh, come on, you can talk to us. It's at the end of the show. The segment's over. We're off the big air. We're not on in Dallas right now. We're not on.

[Jeanette]

We are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, nobody's listening.

[Caller/Guest]

I thought Lionel Richard was really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I did too. Did he have more songs than you thought he had?

[Caller/Guest]

Not any more than I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Am I supposed to do my fake accent?

[Jeanette]

What does he say?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're kind of. What is he saying? What's the translation on that? Not sure. See, the problem with the listeners hearing your real voice is they're to trying expecting this, like Melania Trumpish, you know, Huck and Schlock. And Schlock and.

[Kyle]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

John. So. Well, I'm. It's because I'm not really your wife.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm just the stand in.

[Bobbo]

That's right.

[Kyle]

Just.

[Bobbo]

Have you always been a big fan of Lionel Richie?

[Caller/Guest]

Always. Since last night.

[Bobbo]

It's wonderful to have you in the studio today.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about your children that I sired? Are they normal Danish kids? No, not at all.

[Jeanette]

What's a normal one?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Why are they abnormal? I don't know if they're abnormal, but.

[Caller/Guest]

They'Re not like any other Danish kid for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're half Danish.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just don't act it.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what. What's different about them? I don't know. You think there's some weird gene pool?

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. It's all you. And like what that's about.

[Caller/Guest]

My mom says too, when I ask her for help, she says, I'm sorry, I can't help you. I have no clue what that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's wrong with our children. I don't know.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know what's wrong with you. It's just genetic, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think it starts up the food chain a while and it just worked its way down? Did it hit all three of them?

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Or do you think it's an American problem? No.

[Caller/Guest]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you not? Why do you not. So you don't think it's. You don't see whatever trade it is is bothering you? You don't see it in other American kids?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[Bobbo]

Trickle down genetics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trickle down genetics? Yep. Huh.

[Bobbo]

That's terribly unfortunate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Examples?

[Caller/Guest]

No, not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Come on, you have plenty of examples.

[Bobbo]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course you do. No, I try to forget. It's too painful.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[Bobbo]

She'S blocked it away in her mind, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's blocked it away in her mind. That's what I do.

[Bobbo]

Do you still hear them? Jeanette? The Lambs.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell us about being raised around abba. I don't really like talking about that. When that check comes in, you sure do.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. She's not gonna talk. At least we got her on the air and everybody finally heard my wife's voice.

[Jeanette]

Voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 years or whatever. 13 years. First time ever, ever, ever. A sneak appearance out of nowhere.

[Bobbo]

Now you know what's going to happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

People that I know are going to call and say, dude, man, was that you doing John's wife? Like, no, no, that's not one of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, I'll get a picture. Turley, take a picture of her sitting behind the mic. So we know it's official to, to. To get clearance. Greg and Midland07 and Paula with 164,000 miles needs to be sold in Midland. It's a, it's a 500.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, just me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a $500 car. Allen in Lovington, New Mexico. A 17 Tacoma Limited with 10,000 miles, leather roof nav. Is it a TRD Pro or so? I guess it's a Limited. That's so it's not.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a Limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, your connection's real bad. If you don't mind, go to givemetheven.com and look, load it up. You're breaking up too bad. Chase in San Antonio. An old ass Suburban again. I, I would take that one. You know, you're not that far from the border. I'd head closer to Mexico with it. You're gonna get more money. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf and that is the party today. Give me the vin.com's website. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, you know, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. We'll be back next Saturday morning podcast goes up at one o'. Clock. Jeanette, you thank. Thank you so much for joining the program.

[Caller/Guest]

No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye. Big jam.

[Caller/Guest]

Locker out.