#199 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.18.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #199 (05.18.19)

Air Date: February 16, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Description: Cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll – irreverent talk with outrageous stories, live car appraisal, behind-the-scenes antics, and the notorious cast. Sponsored by GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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Episode Overview

This episode captures the chaotic, comedic, and candid energy the John Clay Wolfe Show is known for. The guys talk cars (with live call-in appraisals), wild misadventures, sex and relationship humor, more than one stripper story, rock concert recaps, crew drama, and insider reveals about buying/selling used vehicles nationwide. Through it all, they keep the laughs coming and the boundaries loose—but (barely) manage to avoid FCC fines.

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Key Topics & Segments

1. Beach Trips, Bikini Tales & Car Buying Antics

• [01:02] JD discusses his rainy beach trip, which prompts jokes about ogling women (“Did you do the creepy old man thing and lay on the beach and look at hot chicks walking by?” – John, [01:20]).
• [01:51] The segment devolves into over-the-top jokes about “fattest partner you’ve slept with,” with Bob sharing an almost-boastful confession (“I think she was nearing 178… and a very nice gal.” – Bob, [02:35]).
• [05:17] The crew riffs on the rural/country character of car sellers outside city centers near D.C. and Maryland.

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2. Live Car Appraisals & GiveMeTheVIN Stories

• [06:14], [34:45], [37:42], [47:29] John describes how live car appraisals happen on-air—listeners call in with vehicle details, Haggle ensues, and sometimes John gets cornered into higher offers by wily sellers (“…you hear the husband on the side going, tell him takes 12.5, tell him…” – John, [07:18]).
• Calls and bids come from all over: Suburbans, Hyundais, Cadillacs, classic ‘90s Mercurys, and even motorcycles.

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3. Outrageous Real-Life Survival Stories

• [09:22] Kurt Kaser, a Nebraska farmer, relays his harrowing ordeal of amputating his own leg to escape farm machinery.

  “The only way I'm getting out of here is cut it off. So I just started sawing on it... the nerve endings, I could feel them just ping...” – Kurt Kaser ([09:55–10:39])

• The crew riff on a theme of survival and reference “127 Hours” and the infamous soccer team cannibal incident.

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4. Inside the Car Business: Tales from the VIN Trenches

• [07:53], [32:42], [34:34] John and team discuss regional differences in used car markets, why certain models fetch more in Texas, and typical customer interactions.
• Meme-worthy line:

  “These listeners know I’m a sucker for a pretty girl. Some always have their gals call in and you hear them coaching them like puppets!” – John ([07:45])

• Discussion about how car values, credit, and consumer expectations shift regionally (“People are at lower credit in Texas, lower credit in the south. Credit scores are lower…” – John, [35:20]).

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5. Life Lessons from a Stripper: Hannah’s Hustle

• [15:33] The show’s “in-house stripper” Hannah reveals the tricks of her trade—how clubs run patron drink scams, how to hustle, oddities about boat parties and men with money.

  “When you get to the club and a girl says ‘buy me a drink’, that’s a hustle, okay?... the girl's drink has no alcohol, and so that drink is free but the man doesn't know it. She's paying for two drinks, and that's an automatic tip. Cha-ching.” – Hannah ([16:40])

• Running gags about her “experiences” and stripper logic for separating guys from their cash.

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6. Cars, Sex, and Rock ‘n’ Roll

• [12:07, 47:22, 91:11] The guys talk about rare cars coming through the VIN pipeline (Porsche 911s, Ferraris) and quirky collector behavior.
• [47:32] “Triple-header” classic rock concert recap: Cheap Trick, Bad Company, and ZZ Top.

  “His voice, dude, is stupid. Bad Company, Paul Rogers… you want to see somebody still in their prime, that’s that band.” – John ([92:14])

• Backstage stories and on-stage antics at music festivals, plus the disastrous Kaboo festival with Sting, Lionel Richie and others (“…pictures on Facebook look like a sound check.” – JD, [49:49]).

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7. Wild Listener and Staff Stories

• Caller drama: Listeners swap stories of crazy exes (“Your ex is a crack whore, Robert, in Colton’s Point,” – John, [39:22]), remarkable business, and cross-country car sales.
• [84:04] “Buyers room” prank wars, especially telemarketer harassment, recounted in a series of hilarious office stories (“…last time I told him, I already sold tickets to the knee brace event…” – Biggs, [86:04]).

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8. Contest Shenanigans & Social Media Gambits

• [29:10, 54:14, 111:51] The team launches a bikini photo contest via Facebook (with tongue firmly in cheek).

  “Almost summertime, girls… Come show us your bikini on the John Clay Wolf Show.” – Bobbo ([29:46])

• Details on the upcoming Wild Pitch Listener Party (June 1, Fort Worth), with “bikini photos,” a lingerie-clad staff, classic car show, and a chance to win a Sea Doo jet ski.

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9. Stripper Guests & Sexual Banter

• [104:46] On-air with Wild Pitch hostesses, John relentlessly probes about sexual experimentation, their careers, flirting, and rating sexual experiences.

  “You don’t really plan for these type of things… I wound up making out with another girl.” – Allie ([106:09])

• Hannah continues as the in-house authority on both stripper hustle and sometimes-questionable “art films.”

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10. Rap, Love Songs & DJ Pre-K

• [94:30] John plots to make DJ Pre-K a star (“We need to write a good song. You need a hit. You’re a good rapper…” – John), analyzing what makes hip-hop chart—advising rap about cars, love songs, and borrowing samples.
• [98:01–98:43] Humorous segment with parody raps about Camrys, love, and “white, black, Latino or other” news oddities from Florida.

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11. Impersonations, Satire, and Notable Quotes

• [115:16] “Rush Limbaugh” (impersonated by Bobbo) calls in, offering tongue-in-cheek political commentary on Pete Buttigieg and shifting social norms.
• [120:32] Satan himself weighs in on Mick Jagger’s “deal with the devil,” with the Buddha and Jesus at the Christmas party.

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12. Rock Legends & Classic Concerts

• [145:51] Bobbo recalls meeting (maybe bedding?) Reba McEntire in his radio DJ days – part fact, part myth, wholly entertaining.
• [149:18] Mashups: The Who perform “Won’t Get Fooled Again” with classroom instruments, Staff recalls old times in local radio, and the consequences of overcharging for big music festivals.

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Notable Quotes & Standout Moments

• “I think you should be proud, JD. You should’ve been in sports. Baseball—sounds like you got a pretty good batting average.” – John ([19:39], after “boat” confessions)
• “Let’s do a bikini photo contest… We won’t jive. All we’ve got is love and appreciation for the beauty that is woman.” – Bobbo ([29:46])
• “She was so horny and hungry. She was calling JD on the side, remember that?” – John ([03:32])
• “‘Pimping ain’t easy, my ass’. We move 500 cars per week and you can’t do this in 8 months?,” – John, haranguing DJ Pre-K about his unfinished “pimp my ride” project ([162:16])

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Important Timestamps & Segments

• [01:02] – Beach trip recap, jokes about “creepy” behavior.
• [09:22] – Nebraska farmer’s farm accident survival story (must-listen, darkly fascinating).
• [10:39] – “I just started sawing on it… the nerve endings, I could feel them just ping…”
• [15:33] – Hannah on how stripping and hustling rich men works.
• [16:40] – “That drink is free, but the man doesn’t know it. She’s paying for two drinks, and that’s an automatic tip. Cha-ching.”
• [29:46] – Bobbo’s “bikini contest” pitch.
• [34:45] et seq. – Lightning-round car appraisals, state-by-state market quirks.
• [47:32] – Bobbo recaps Cheap Trick, Bad Company, ZZ Top concert.
• [50:01], [54:14], [54:35], [111:51] – Social media contests, Facebook participation push.
• [84:04] et seq. – Telemarketer prank wars, “warranty” scam.
• [91:11], [92:14] – Detailed concert reviews.
• [104:46–109:10] – Unfiltered sexual banter with guest hostesses.
• [120:32] – Satan and the “deal with the devil” for rock icons.
• [145:51] – The “Did you (bed) Reba McEntire?” saga.
• [154:03] – JD’s backstory as a Southwest flight attendant.
• [155:34] – Insight on why certain luxury/high-mileage cars tank in value.

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Tone & Style

• Irreverent, raw, unfiltered: The cast gleefully crosses lines and pivots from sincere to silly at warp speed.
• Male locker room meets morning zoo: Jokes about sex, drinking, cars, and pop culture swirl together.
• Behind-the-scenes realism: Candid stories about car buying, business, and show production demystify the process (and poke fun at themselves, too).
• Full of camaraderie, inside jokes, and recurring characters.

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TL;DR – What to Expect

If you haven't heard the show, this episode is a wild ride. You'll hear:

• Actual live car appraisals—both serious and ridiculous
• Car business war stories peppered with sexual and rock-and-roll humor
• Guest strippers laying out the honest tricks of the exotic dancer hustle
• Outrageous pranks, including office telemarketer wars
• High-energy reviews of major rock concerts
• Behind-the-scenes anecdotes from classic radio days
• Listener stories from across America (and some tales you’ll never forget)
• The “Bikini Photo Contest” and “Listener Party” you’re both warned and invited to attend

If you like outrageous radio and tales from both the car lot and the strip club, with a heavy dash of classic rock nostalgia and pure unabashed guy humor, this is your show.

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Podcast sponsored by GiveMeTheVIN.com. For more car values, wild stories, and PG-13 laughs, subscribe or check their Facebook page for the next contest or event.

Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Why won't anybody pimp this rock?

[C]

What the hell does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

[A]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[B]

Never pay retail.

[D]

You didn't. You did not pay retail.

[A]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[C]

He was a hot headed man. He was a hot headed man.

[D]

Brutally handsome.

[C]

Was terminally. She was terminally ill, So he stole her.

[D]

He just had a bad reputation. He was kind of cruel.

[C]

Oh, gosh, now you're getting cheesy.

[B]

You think.

[C]

800. 8007234 is our calling number. Good morning, everyone. Good morning. Bob, Bob, Bob. J.D.

[D]

How are you?

[C]

I'm good. How was your. Your trip to the beach?

[D]

It was great. We at the beach just was wonderful. A little bit of rain, but. Oh, well, who cares? It was fine.

[B]

Did you get rains down there?

[D]

Yeah, it rained pretty much the whole time.

[C]

How long were y' all there? How many nights?

[D]

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, four nights.

[C]

Did you do the creepy old man thing and lay on the beach and look at hot chicks walking by?

[E]

How'd you know?

[C]

Yeah, it's always big hat on.

[D]

Yeah, with a big hat.

[C]

Mr. Roper.

[D]

Hey, girls, how you doing? Y' all need some lotion?

[C]

Was there. Was there any skin down there that's worth.

[D]

Not really.

[C]

Just a bunch of water buffaloes.

[D]

Yeah, but I don't know, it just. It was families.

[B]

His families, families.

[D]

Because it was raining, man. Yeah, the bikinis come out when it's sunny.

[C]

What is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with?

[F]

Wow. All right, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. What is the fattest girl you've ever slept with?

[B]

Wow. 2 minutes, 45 seconds.

[C]

Huh?

[B]

None.

[D]

Really?

[F]

All right. Will you admit to it?

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Do you hear them?

[F]

None.

[C]

Really?

[D]

It's really not the truth.

[F]

I think he's lying. We all. You've done it, right, J.D. or John? I don't know.

[C]

Who's John?

[F]

See, now everybody's backing out.

[B]

Well, I think fat's kind of an ugly term.

[C]

Agreed.

[F]

Wait, what do you think?

[C]

What is it? What? If you were guesstimating. Bob, if you were guesstimating, what do you think the heaviest woman you ever made whoopy with was myself, personally. On a. On a weight. Yes. Number.

[B]

I think I had to be. I think she was nearing 178. And. And a very nice gal. And a very nice gal.

[F]

Well, let's get proportions, height, married 178.

[C]

No, listen, I'm a good 200 pounds soaking wet. Big old roll.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Tattoos, sir.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[C]

Where's everybody at?

[B]

And she was a very nice gal.

[C]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

And that was a. And that was a multiple time deal, by the way.

[C]

Now, was that the girl that was here? Because I remember her, she weighed at least 178. Oh, she had those, those cannonballs.

[E]

Boy.

[C]

Boy, 178.

[B]

Shoot you right in the eye.

[C]

Pow.

[F]

100 pounds up top. Is that what you're saying?

[C]

Yes. And he would bring up muffins and all this cookies stuff she was throwing down all the time.

[B]

Oh, dude, those orange muffins. Oh, those are still. We'll never have those again. We will never have those again.

[D]

Those were great.

[B]

Damn it.

[C]

She was so horny and hungry. She was calling J.D. on the side. Remember that?

[D]

No, she was doing that just to work with him. Figuring I'd say something.

[B]

Well, I. I don't think. I don't think it was just J.D.

[C]

I think she just liked more. More J.D.

[D]

N. Nothing to do with that.

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Loved the d. Wanted more JD Big.

[D]

100 weather and traffic together. The nines, as it were. Going to be 77 and partly cloudy today. We have 70 degrees now traffic wise in D.C. proper to D.C. 295 southbound near Pennsylvania Avenue Southeast, single lane getting by. There's an accident right there. Let's see in Maryland. Let me see what we have in Maryland. I295, harbor tunnel through a. Both ways in the Harbor Tunnel, single lane getting by with the scheduled work zone. And in Virginia, 190. Excuse me. It's I395 southbound after Shingleton Circle. Left lane getting by. That's a work zone all day long. There's your traffic and weather together on.

[B]

Big 100 Shingleton Circle. You can see a lot from right there. He does that with, with the 49.95 drone from Target.

[D]

I do, I do have a drone.

[C]

Up over this drone to him. And it was, it was 79.95.

[B]

He said, tag at shopper.

[C]

Is that drone still work?

[D]

It is. Absolutely.

[B]

Obviously.

[C]

Did you take to the beaches?

[D]

I didn't this time because I knew the weather was going to be better. I almost took it to the beach because next time I go, I'm definitely taking it. I love that.

[C]

I knew the weather was going to be. I have a fork. Like, you know it's going to be bad all week. Was the sun never out?

[D]

It really almost. Yeah. It was the day we left. What day did you Leave Sunday.

[C]

Huh.

[D]

So really rain pretty much the whole time.

[C]

That's all right. Well that's odd.

[D]

It is.

[C]

We were talking about something that I liked. Oh, all it. So you said d. You mentioned DC And I'm looking at all of the dresses of the people that we buy these cars from at Give me the vin. And they're all in Maryland. Yeah, but they're not. They're not like, you know, D.C. mar. They're like yeehaw. Country folk.

[D]

Country folk.

[C]

Do you not notice that early?

[F]

Yeah, no, I did notice. It's a lot of the outskirts.

[C]

Outskirts Ass. I mean app. Appalachian. Er, well, I mean look at somebody look at some of these pictures.

[D]

Really?

[F]

There's a couple no shoes in there.

[C]

Oh hell yeah. I mean, you know, we make fun of Louisiana people all day.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

But all you need to do is jump in the car out of the. Out of the Washington Monument, go 70, 70 miles south, southeast, and you're there.

[F]

Yep, yep. Hit that mountains of Virginia, God's country.

[C]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our call in number. We're live here this morning. If you'd like to. Another hook we have on the show is we. Actually it's sponsored by Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give in.com. if they don't beat your carmax offer. Give me the vin.com. they'll send you a check for 100 bucks. But I actually can bid the cars on the air. So if you call in and say hey John, I've got a 07 Suburban. It's really nice. It's my baby. Yeah. How many miles are on it? 180. I'm like, oh no. I mean, I mean 80. Oops, my husband wrote it down wrong. Yeah, okay. It's got 80 on it. So I guess your husband didn't just clock the miles off of it. So it's got 80 on it and four wheel drive and we go through the blah, blah, blah, blah. Sunroof captains good shape. Does it have any rust? No. A little bit. Okay. I'll admit it. Yeah, it's on the back of your quarter. I'm like, okay. So it's like 1500 off. Anyway, so we wound up and I'm like, I'll give 12, 000 bucks.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

We were really hoping to get 12, 5. And you hear the husband on the side going, tell him. Takes 12. Five, tell him. Takes 12.

[B]

Five.

[C]

Tell him. You're really good looking. I heard he's a sucker for blondes.

[D]

Showing your Boobs, ulcer, R. So that's.

[C]

And then, okay, I'll give you the 12:5 and tell the husband, happy, whatever. And we. This happens at Houston. We've been, we've been doing this for 13 years. And these listeners know I'm a sucker for a pretty girl.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Some of they always have their gals call in and you hear them coaching them like puppets.

[D]

It's funny.

[C]

It is.

[D]

It's funny. They figured you out. Hi, Johnny. How you doing?

[C]

Good morning.

[B]

Right.

[D]

You sound so sexy. Oh, by the way, I have a car sale.

[B]

Tell him you're 13.

[C]

Tell him you're 13.

[D]

You're gonna screw this up for us.

[C]

Hi Johnny. And then you just go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we consummate the deal and send drivers to your house to get it. If some of you guys were still new to. We've only been on the station, I think for six weeks or two months and you can go Google, give me the VIN reviews. Give me the VIN reviews. And when you start googling and I see is give me the vin. A scam. Have you ever noticed that?

[B]

Oh yeah.

[C]

No, it's not a scam. Anyway, look at the reviews we've been doing. I've been doing this for 23 years because it's on the air for 13. True.

[D]

Yeah. A lot of people say, well, man. And then when it really happens, they call back and go, whoopi. Damn.

[C]

Damn. Hellfire. Him.

[D]

I can't believe it.

[C]

So that's what we do. We've got an office in Pennsylvania, Las Vegas. Anyway, we'll get to all that later. We got a great show lined up for you, Bobbo. What have you got for us?

[B]

We've got, we've got a lot of cool stuff. There are so many news stories with, with great audio this week. There was a fellow that, that actually had a, had a farm machine accident and had to remove his own leg. Just gave the machine. It's, it's, it's coming. Hold on, hold on. It's coming.

[F]

I've got it in my mind. I can tell you pretty much.

[D]

Well, Kurt Kaser is his name. 63 year old farmer from Nebraska or else he'd been a grain farmer for more than 40 years. He kind of knew his way around the farm, you'd say. Recently got his leg stuck in a piece of farm machinery. Not just any farm machinery, a really bad one. The only way to free himself from this machine which continued to pull on his leg was to cut off the Limb with a pocket knife and crawl 150ft to reach a phone to call for help. We have audio from this. Believe it or not, if I could.

[E]

Have got by that first load unloading, I think I'd have thought of it or seen it. But I was in that routine like I always used to do, and I just. I didn't think of it. Stepped in the hopper in that little hole. It just sucked my leg in. And I was trying to pull it out, and it kept pulling. When it first happened, I can remember telling myself, this ain't good. This is not good at all. Thought, how long am I gonna stay conscious here? You know, Because I didn't know what to expect. And then I felt it jerk me again. Then I had my pocket knife in my pocket. I thought, the only way I'm getting out of here is cut it off. So I just started sawing on it. When I was cutting it, the nerve endings, I could feel them just ping when. Every time I.

[C]

When I'd start sawing around that pipe, How'd that go?

[D]

And all at once.

[E]

Let me go. So.

[C]

And then I asked myself out of there, and then I stayed conscious all.

[E]

The way to the hospital. I remember being. Being unloaded up here on life flight.

[C]

It is what it is. Thank you so much of it.

[E]

That's all you can do. It could always been worse. I paid the price here of the being in a hurry and not paying attention.

[B]

Right. So. So be safe at work.

[C]

I think he just wants attention.

[F]

There's no way I would be.

[D]

No, there's no way. Have you seen the movie? One out, 127 hours. Oh, my God. Now you get that. Because he'd been in there so long with his arm, there was probably dead. There's no feeling. All you're doing is cutting. But this guy.

[C]

Have you seen the movie where the guys that had a plane wreck on a soccer team and they ate each other?

[D]

I didn't see that one, but I heard about it. That does happen.

[B]

Same kind of deal.

[D]

Yeah, same kind of deal, you get hungry.

[B]

Same kind of deal, you get hungry. I mean, wow, he ate my arm. What am I gonna do? Don't worry. We'll put it back when the John Clay Wolf show continues after this.

[A]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Now, John Clay Wol.

[C]

Hated William. We bought that 800 mile 911, the night 2019. Did you see it, Turley?

[F]

I have not, No.

[C]

I saw it parked over there. Then it Was already gone. I just wanted to drive it over the weekend.

[B]

Hey, when.

[F]

Oh wait, the. The white one you're talking about. Yes, I did see that one.

[C]

When y' all get cool stuff.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Who's gonna put some miles on it?

[F]

No, I didn't see the miles.

[C]

It's like 800 brand new. When y' all get the. You know, cool. When the pretty girls show up, like right before they leave. And it's on a Friday.

[D]

Call Daddy.

[C]

Call daddy.

[B]

Let me.

[C]

I never drive any of these fancy cars we buy.

[D]

I know everybody thinks because you're the car guy, you're driving all these, but I mean.

[C]

But when they're here at the Fort Worth office in Texas and there's some Lambo sitting in the deal and it's Friday afternoon. Let's not send that to the auction. Let's let John drive it for a minute.

[B]

I can tell you it's a great car, John. It's an awesome car.

[C]

It's a 2019 Porsche 911 SS body, big booty. Kim Kardashian. Why do you buy S means like a. Just a flared out ass, you know, like.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Like big. Like not a black girl, Not a Kim Kardashian. Somewhere between the two. Okay. Well, I mean it's not like a black girl can't have a great.

[B]

Deeper. Go ahead.

[C]

I'm just getting. I'm getting off track.

[B]

Like Jungle Julia from Death Proof.

[C]

Well, we got to talking about Bobbo's fat girl earlier and it threw me off.

[D]

Yeah, I got you.

[C]

Jungle Julie was hung, no doubt.

[B]

Sydney Portier's little girl.

[C]

Really?

[B]

That car actually has like 940 miles on it now.

[D]

Buys a portion, just lets it sit.

[C]

No, no, it's a 2019.

[B]

I took it to Dallas. Man.

[F]

I do know this story now. Now. Because I've met the guy because I had a Greet him that came in. He's a listener to the show, actually.

[C]

Okay.

[G]

Good morning.

[F]

And he's selling it because he's getting a new boat. Too many toys. A new boat.

[C]

Well, he bought a new Ferrari is what Craig said.

[F]

He's got a Ferrari too? Yes, but he's getting a new boat.

[D]

What does he do? Does he need an assistant?

[C]

Where's he gonna put his boat?

[F]

I don't. I have no idea. I didn't get that deep with him.

[D]

In the French Riviera.

[C]

How old is he? Probably 73.

[F]

No, no. 50 early. Right front. He's the CEO of a company, but I can't say it on the air of Course.

[C]

Well, I'm the CEO of a company, but I don't like, drive cars 300 miles and lose 10 grand on them. But maybe it's a big company.

[F]

Yes, it's very large.

[C]

Very large company. There's a difference. Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, we're a very large company.

[C]

Right, but not that large. No, we're pretty large. I bet we do as much revenue as his large company. Or is it stupid large? I don't want you to throw it.

[F]

Yeah, I'm not gonna say anything about it.

[C]

Give me an example. They like, like, what's a competitor?

[F]

There isn't any that I know of.

[C]

No competitor is.

[F]

Find them in all grocery stores.

[C]

You find them in all grocery stores. Bananas.

[D]

No.

[F]

You can read that.

[D]

Find them in all grocery stores.

[F]

Do you not know what that is?

[C]

Con, you can't write dyslexic.

[D]

Just move on.

[C]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What is it now? Hang on now I want to see it.

[D]

Here, John.

[C]

He's in the porn business. No.

[D]

Well, no wonder he's wealthy.

[F]

This pen is terrible.

[C]

I thought I said porn star.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

What's his name?

[C]

This guy's a porn star. He's 53 years old. Porn stars. I mean, strip. Hannah, come here, come here, come here.

[D]

Oh, here she comes. Hey, baby.

[C]

Hannah.

[D]

Sugar.

[G]

What's going on, guys?

[D]

You're watching some porn on my lap.

[C]

Hannah, you've done some light porn in in last year, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Never doing foreign.

[D]

You called it a B movie, but we all know it was.

[G]

John, you crazy? As a foreign art film.

[B]

Foreign art.

[D]

Foreign art film.

[G]

And I did not do any income for that.

[E]

No.

[D]

No income.

[G]

No income.

[C]

I did not do any income.

[D]

In other words, you just went out with the guy with the camera.

[G]

I got two and a half college credits for cinematography.

[C]

Hannah's our in house stripper. Everyone, if you have never met Hannah. Hi.

[G]

Look at my boobies.

[C]

So you know how to, you know how to hustle rich guys?

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

So these guys that are going in and buying brand new heavy cars and selling them 500 miles later and taking these huge whoppers on them. Sounds like a kind of a deal that you'd put together. You do this, you do the same hustle. You tease them with something and never deliver and just slowly take their money.

[G]

Well, that's part of the job, you know? It's like when. When you get to the club and the girl says to me, buy me a drink. That's a hustle, okay? Did you know that?

[C]

No.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Like, what's Hustling.

[G]

What they do is you never just buy the girl a drink. You buy yourself a drink and they bring you a drink, and they bring the girl a drink. And the girl's drink has no alcohol. And so that drink is free, but the man doesn't know it. She's paying for two drinks, and that's an automatic tip. Cha Ching.

[D]

I didn't know that.

[E]

Wow.

[G]

All these years, just more of the fun you can have with your boobies.

[C]

So why do you get so drunk if there's no alcohol in the drinks?

[G]

I don't really fake it. Make them think you're drunk.

[C]

And then. And then addiction. At two. After we sat together. Not you and me, but I'm just putting a sure what if? Scenario. After we sat together for two hours and you bled me for, you know, 300.

[G]

Crazy boy.

[C]

And then. And then you tell me to. You want to go to breakfast afterwards?

[G]

A girl's gotta eat, John.

[C]

And then Carter and I sit back there for like, till the sun comes up. And you never came out in the back parking lot.

[G]

I love Carter. He's awesome.

[C]

Why do y' all do that? Why do you say, go meet me for breakfast and you don't come?

[G]

That's how we get rid of you.

[B]

Exactly.

[G]

I'm dying.

[C]

And that's where the term comes. It's about as easy as hurting a. Gathering up a herd of strippers.

[G]

I know. That's why I love you, John. You're so stupid.

[C]

Cats and strippers.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Are difficult to herd. Sure.

[G]

Always look for boats.

[C]

Boats?

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

A man has a boat, right, he's got dollars and sins.

[C]

You know what boat stands for? Break out another thousand.

[G]

Here it stands for the strippers.

[C]

If it flies, floats or Fs, lease it, rent it. What?

[G]

Here it stands for. For strippers.

[C]

No, I do. I do. What is it about a boat that turns a woman into a man?

[D]

I don't know, but it does. I'm. When I had a boat out on the lake locally, when I was going to a bar, the moment a woman said, yeah, let's. I would say, like, hey, you want to go for a midnight cruise? 100. Closing rate. 100. Every single time. It's something about being not at your house, not at her house. You're kind of in international waters and just. There's no rules. It's just like, okay, it happened on a boat. It didn't happen. It's the weirdest thing. Weirdest thing.

[C]

So how many times did you take gals out on the boat? 20 and every time.

[D]

Every single time you took a woman.

[C]

Out on your boat, you fornicated after.

[D]

Yes. And after a while, it just got to be. The point of. This is silly. If I say yes to the boat riding, it was done. Done deal.

[C]

I mean, there was never.

[D]

Never even.

[C]

What about them on my period?

[E]

Nope.

[D]

Never happened. It was weird. Just the weirdest thing.

[C]

You should have been in sports, J.D. you should have been in baseball. Sounds like you got a pretty good batting average.

[D]

20 times in two years. Exactly.

[C]

What about. I'm so drunk I'm feeling sick?

[D]

Nope.

[C]

Would you tell them to shut up? No. Lay down.

[D]

At that point, you don't get. You don't get all the way to the lake if they're that drunk. You don't want to be. You don't want to mess with that.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's you back then, being real careful about being too drunk. You don't want managing your trunking level with a handle. With a handle of vodka in your back seat covered up by a jacket.

[D]

I wish it wasn't.

[C]

And then a ice. A thermos bottle full of ice and vodka.

[D]

You know how much vodka you can get in a quick trip cup, man?

[B]

A lot.

[C]

Should we do that this morning? Sure.

[B]

Let'S wait till 10, guys.

[F]

10 o'.

[C]

Clock.

[F]

By the way, we'll have some girls in studio strippers.

[C]

Coming. Claire, Good morning. You're in the air.

[E]

What?

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

Good morning.

[C]

Hi. Hi. You want to know?

[H]

I was.

[C]

Go ahead. Yeah, I was just curious.

[H]

John, are you married?

[C]

I am. I've got. Yes, I am.

[E]

Oh, darn.

[C]

I have the most beautiful wife. She's 13 years younger than me. Thank Jesus. That's the. You know, when my ex wife, she's a very lucky woman. When my ex wife asked me, why did you start. Why did you go so young?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

When you. With your new one. And I said, well, I wasn't planning on my old car laying down on the side of the road, but since it did, I figured we might as well start over with a new one with factory warranty.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

But anyway. Yeah. Yeah, I understand many men do that.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Well, no, no. Hey, remember my. I. My. My ex wife is the one who booked on me. I had to start. But I was so lucky. Thank you so much, ex wife for leaving me because it really. It let me meet my new wife a long time ago. Gosh. And we had three sons. We've been married for 10 years. But our oldest son, he'll turn 13 in July.

[D]

Awesome.

[C]

So, yes, Claire, I'm married. Okay, But I love you anyway I can love and she's not listening. We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name's John Cleveland Wolf, and I buy cars on the air. The man is back in town. Don't you mess around. Cause I'm cheating.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

When I get to the bottom, I.

[E]

Go back to the top of the slide.

[D]

Stop and turn on it over a.

[E]

Ride till I get to the bottom. Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Y.

[C]

Is this Motley Crue?

[B]

That is the Beatles.

[C]

Oh, there's a difference.

[B]

Ladies and gentlemen, the world's first heavy metal song.

[C]

Do we really have strippers coming at 10 Central?

[F]

Yes.

[C]

So we're off D.C. at 10 Central, so they're gonna miss it.

[F]

Yeah. You know, it's hard to get strippers up here early in the morning.

[D]

It's hard to get them up at all, much less on time. Never happens.

[C]

You know, we're not in mountain time zone, so we're in Eastern time zone. Central time zone in Pacific. Right.

[B]

Oh, God.

[C]

We don't have any affiliates in the mountains.

[B]

I forgot all about mountains.

[C]

It's hard to pick up a radio wave in the mountains.

[B]

That's gonna throw a wrench in it, man.

[C]

What is.

[B]

What is if we, you know, we pick up mountain time zone.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Cause wordian Pacific, I'm already like Marty McFly every week. I'm like, oh, oh. What time's in Vegas? What time's in DC?

[C]

So when the strippers are here, it'll be 10 o', clock our time. 11 o', clock, Philly DC time.

[D]

All right, but right now it's 8. 47.

[C]

8 o', clock, Vegas time.

[D]

Big 100.

[B]

Never say what time it is. Never say.

[C]

Unless you have strippers come to the studio. Then you really need to lay it out.

[F]

Yeah, you do.

[C]

Because they're confusing by nature. It's a confusing topic.

[E]

Totally.

[C]

I mean, well, I thought the bill was $42. No, it's 142 is what I said. But I only had three drinks. Well, I had four. And we bought some for Mary and Tiffany and. And Hannah.

[B]

Right.

[C]

And it's $142 plus tip.

[D]

10 plus tip. Right.

[B]

But nine of those.

[C]

We're going to breakfast later.

[D]

But I tipped you already.

[C]

I'll buy your breakfast. Yeah, just meet us in the back parking lot after the deal. We'll all get a water burger.

[B]

Nine of those are what they call patron drinks, though. Those are those drinks that aren't actually paid for. Yeah, I just learned that recently.

[D]

So you've fallen victim.

[B]

Yeah, in the past.

[C]

You want your daughter to come work your mom?

[E]

What?

[B]

Yeah, I think she'd enjoy it.

[C]

Where does she live? Rob showed me a picture of her. He said, do you want me to hire her to replace Hannah? I'm like, sure. And then I looked at a picture of her. I'm like, what? That's Brie.

[B]

That's Brie.

[C]

Is she really that pretty?

[B]

She's a wonderful girl.

[C]

No, no, no, but I mean, the picture that Rob showed me. Stupid. She was pretty. She's always pretty, but she is. She just slapped down stupid, crazy pretty.

[B]

She has grown into quite a striking young woman. Yes.

[C]

So did you ever DNA test? There's no way in hell that that came from your loins.

[B]

Okay. When my ex wife and I met, yeah, she had two daughters.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Madison and Bri, ages 2 and 3. We got together.

[C]

I was just kidding, dude.

[D]

I'm so.

[C]

I didn't. I don't even want to be right.

[B]

And had our son William together, so. And then I had a daughter before named Whitney. And so when this child's birth father.

[C]

Natural father, George Michael, he's a.

[B]

He's a different guy. I guess he travels a lot. I've never met him.

[C]

I mean, he must be good looking because this girl's good looking.

[B]

He's absent from the scene.

[D]

Their.

[B]

Their mom's pretty good looking.

[C]

Is this the one you wound up that you went to jail with? What?

[D]

Wow.

[B]

When did I go to jail with a woman?

[C]

I thought you and wife went to jail in Oklahoma for a little while at one time. That's.

[F]

That's a crazy story.

[B]

You're just making up random stuff.

[C]

You don't make up stories. This is radio live broadcast radio. And we are here to report the news factual and straight.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Okay. There's a new policy.

[B]

So did. Did you really test positive for hep B? And we've all got to get shots now. Wow. You know, why would you need a.

[C]

Shot if I had hep B?

[B]

Because you could give it to me. Dude, you're contagious all over.

[C]

So people with hepatitis are just contagious? Like people with the flu?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, just because you're. But are you. Especially me when I'm sleeping.

[B]

Especially you because you are Samoan.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Just makeup. So, you know, like, I need a drink.

[D]

I got a feeling this morning.

[C]

So is she gonna come work here?

[B]

I think she's.

[C]

It all makes more sense now. You're not her natural birth father.

[B]

I think she's gonna start Tuesday.

[C]

Well, good.

[B]

What I told Rob is, why does that make sense?

[C]

Does she?

[B]

I raised those girls.

[C]

Hey, I'm with you on that. That takes a bigger man than the real daddy.

[B]

Thank you very much.

[C]

There's no doubt. Does she call? Does she think of you as her dad?

[B]

Yeah, they'll tell anybody. That's my dad.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, absolutely.

[D]

Very cool. You must be proud as well as you're proud of your son and all your children.

[B]

All my children?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Whitney's. Whitney's fine. Mother of two. Madison got a degree, she had to be hot.

[C]

So she was loaded down with two kids. And Bobbo picked that deal up. And that's when, you know, women get to that point in their life and they have to double clutch and downshift and make decisions.

[B]

Oh, yeah. What's funny? What's funny? Okay. We got together. She had two daughters, we had a son together. My son was like, born in June, you get to October.

[C]

How.

[B]

What is that? He's like six months old. And they fire me. Ran me out of the business, ran.

[C]

Me out of radio. Before she married you or after?

[D]

After.

[C]

Okay. Oh, okay. So you were a radio star?

[F]

Yeah, that's how I got her.

[C]

And she had two little kids.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Was she a. Formerly a dancer?

[B]

I'm like high flying. Yes.

[C]

No, was she formally. Had she ever been a dancer up to this point in her career? Okay.

[B]

I'm like high flying bachelor. So I take on responsibilities and they fire me.

[C]

So she meets Bobbo.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

She'd had a few drinks and he was explaining why he thinks this is a good deal. And she was like, oh, my God, no way, no way. And then she started thinking and she double clutched down and she went.

[D]

That'S a joke. Rude thing to say to our friend Bob.

[B]

I did afternoons at the classic rock station in town. And one afternoon I said, you know, it's maybe it's bikini season and I want to see that bikini. And if you'll come to the studio and show me your bikini, I'll give you a free T shirt and the rest is history. And that's how I met my ex wife.

[C]

And she came up to the studio on that cheap line.

[B]

Oh, she was so cute. It was a Winnie the Pooh bikini.

[C]

How many came up?

[B]

Light blue, sky blue with Winnie right there on the hip.

[C]

Hey, Uncle Bobbo, you're getting me aroused. So when we go out, like, can you. Can you do that contest all over again? Since it's like May it's almost. It's almost summer.

[B]

Do you want people to come to the studio?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Ladies, preferably give the address. Let's get them to call, and then we'll give them the. The address privately.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And just see what we get.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

But now you got to use that.

[C]

Big, sexy FM DJ morning show voice to get them that. That's your. That's Elk Bugle, dude.

[D]

Are you.

[B]

Are you listening to me?

[C]

Yeah, I'll shut up.

[B]

Look, my eyes are up here. All you gotta do, John, is tell the truth to women. That's all they want. That's all they never get. They're starving for it. They're hungry for it, and there's no buffet for truth.

[D]

All right? I want to do you.

[B]

Caring, giving, loving. That's all you gotta do.

[C]

So what's the pitch to get in the studio? Let's go ahead and put it out there.

[B]

Almost summertime, girls. And I know you're thinking about digging out that old bikini, and I think that's a great idea. Before you get a new one, we'd like to see where last year's good times have been. Come show us your bikini on the John Clay Wolf show. We won't jive.

[C]

They can put it on the Facebook page.

[B]

We won't jive. No. All we've got is love and appreciation for the beauty that is woman. So call 800-800-RADIO. That's 800-800-7234. And we'll get together.

[C]

Why don't we. Why don't we put. Why don't you direct them to the Facebook page, and we will have a contest.

[B]

Ooh, bikini photos.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Everybody's got a phone.

[F]

Could they get a T shirt?

[C]

They could. They could do whatever y' all tell them to do.

[F]

Well, no, I'm saying the winner. You pick the winner.

[C]

Absolutely. All right.

[B]

I mean, I don't know if it's going to bust the T shirt bang, but I got a room full of T shirts, man, over here.

[C]

And what do they say?

[B]

They say, sell that bitch.

[C]

Okay, so bikini photo contest right now? Yeah.

[B]

And we'll let the Facebook viewers vote or whatever. But listen, don't be ugly. Be nice to the ladies.

[C]

And then we'll take the top three and put them. It'll be like a wet T shirt contest. You have the big lineup, and then you get it down to, like, the top five, and then you rejudge it again.

[E]

Sure.

[C]

And then we'll. We'll actually give out T shirts to the top Three.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And you know what the guidelines are for posting photos on Facebook. So just totally disregard those guidelines. Put any kind of photo you want on the John Clay Wolf shows page on Facebook, facebook.com John Clay Wolf Show. Search it up and send us your new 2019 bikini photos. It's gonna be a skin fest on today's edition of the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Cause you know all the girls, they've got that in the mail now, that new bikini.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

My wife had hers you loud last week. Which one do you like better? I said all of them.

[D]

All of them? Do they all come off?

[C]

Like them to go to the Golden Crown. Say, which part of this do you not like? None of it or all of it? Do they come off? And then she had those propellers.

[D]

The wife had the propellers.

[C]

Remember the propellers from the toy?

[D]

Sure.

[C]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio didn't have nothing on but your vest.

[B]

Coy, coy. You the only one's got vest with a propeller on top.

[C]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you want to call the show and sell us your car, also, it's 800-800-723. Four year make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. You can also go to givemetheven.com and just dump in your license plate. It takes about 45 seconds to get an offer on your car at givemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, a valid written CarMax offer, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars as a just a bounty, really. And that's really how we just paint.

[D]

You for your time. If we don't buy.

[C]

Rationalize the pricing because online, inside unseen, people would assume that we're lowball people. Oh, they don't pay. No. And so that's why, just like who's the biggest one? Who's the Walmart of this industry? It's CarMax. Okay, well, let's just say that if we don't beat their price, you know, Target and Walmart do that crap all the time.

[B]

Sure.

[C]

Double coupons. If they don't beat the coupon. If they do this, if they do that. So that's really what I'm saying. If I don't beat a CarMax offering, your rig, I'll send you a hundred dollars. The reason the stakes are higher is because the the price of the items higher. I mean, whose normal average ticket is $17,000? No, it's a lot. You know, car dealership, we're not a dealership but just the average transactions. You know, just second that to a home or. Or a mobile home plot 808. If you have a mobile home plot, Bobo would like to move on it.

[D]

Or bikini picture go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook.

[C]

A bikini picture on the deck of a mobile home.

[F]

Show off that new bikini.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Especially with a Virginia address. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars in the air. We will be right back. Uno momento, por favor.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Morning, everybody. We had an hour to warm up, so we should be okay.

[D]

Yep, you've stretched.

[C]

Started the east coast hour at 7. Man, that's B.S. i'm sick of this ass waking up this early. This is bull s I liked. You know, when we first started this, we were pre recording that hour. Number one the day before. It was a lot easier on me.

[D]

Oh yes.

[C]

Really? That's it.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

There's a lot of work for all the rest of us, man.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Rob ball.

[D]

Rob ball.

[C]

Rob Ball. What are you doing up? Why are you even up, you damn alcoholic. You there? Why is it nobody's answering? Rob, you there? Dj, you can screen him. He's right there. Mark.

[E]

Good morning, I'm Mark.

[C]

There was.

[E]

Hey, good morning guys.

[C]

It said Rob ball.

[E]

Hey, good morning everybody. Hey, hey, hey. I was curious, I was curious what I could get from my 2008 Hyundai. It's a Tucson. It runs great.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Nice vehicle.

[C]

What do you owe on it?

[E]

I mean. No, no dents or nothing. I don't. I don't owe anything. It's been paid off forever.

[C]

You know, there's a theory like the cheap cars like this bring more in the Texas region in the south than they do in the northeast.

[D]

Why?

[C]

Because we started thinking about it the average. And Mark don't get a big head over this. People are at lower credit in Texas, lower credit in the south. Credit scores are lower in the southern states.

[E]

Interesting.

[C]

Than the northeast.

[D]

Didn't know that.

[C]

Therefore that note business, that four to eight thousand dollar business is stronger in.

[D]

The south total makes sense.

[C]

People can't get financed. They got to do the tothenote. So there's more of that. So this like oh, 8. What is a Hyundai Tucson is actually worth a little more in Texas than it is. And say where are you from?

[E]

I'M in Germantown, Maryland.

[C]

Germantown, Maryland. Can you run it down to Dallas?

[E]

No.

[C]

All right, now we've got it. We have an office in Manheim, Pennsylvania. Actually, we can just cut a check run down there. But actually this is a car that I in 08 Hyundai Tucson with 118 that I would bring back to Texas. It's worth more in our Texas market than it is up there for the. Because people are stupider down here.

[E]

It runs it. It really gets up in buggies. I think it's got a little four bang, man. It's automatic. It's nice, man.

[C]

I like it. Is it leather? Cloth?

[E]

Alrighty.

[C]

Well, we haven't cloth.

[E]

No sunroof.

[C]

There's a thousand dollars. Buy it.

[E]

No, no, no, no.

[C]

Does $2,000.

[E]

I actually had a figure in my head. I thought if I got about two grand, I'd probably let it go and give me something else.

[C]

All right, then load it into. Give me the givemetheven.com and put it in there. No matter what it says, right on the info box. John bought it for 2000 and then take it.

[E]

You're pretty awesome, John. Thank you, man. Actually, I enjoy the music you've been playing. You've been playing some good Ted Nugent, some bad company. Keep rocking, bro.

[C]

Babo went to Bad Company last in there, but Baba went to bad Company last night. He's going to tell us about it in a minute. Hey, and take a picture of the front and the back of the title and your driver's license and we'll come pick it up Monday with a check at your house or wherever you are.

[E]

Jesus Christ. All right, all right. That's very sudden. I got a lot of to do.

[C]

All right. You got a lot of stuff today. Okay.

[F]

I mean, he just realized he had to sell the car.

[C]

We had to dump him. We had to dump him because he said S bomb. Nick Lafayette, Louisiana Good morning.

[E]

Good morning, sir.

[C]

Hi. 18 Cadillac.

[E]

Yeah, I got this Cadillac Atsville.

[C]

And how many miles, man?

[E]

I'm really looking for 35 on it, guys. Oh, the miles. About 15,000.

[C]

Does it sunroof?

[E]

Yeah, it's got a sunroof, it's got navigation, it's got leather.

[C]

Why, why are you selling it?

[D]

I just really.

[C]

Is it a four door or two door?

[D]

Well.

[C]

Hey, is it a two door or four door?

[E]

It's a four door.

[C]

Okay. And how many miles?

[E]

About 15,000.

[C]

And how much did you say you want for it? I'm looking for 35 on it. Yeah, that's fine.

[E]

Hit me at 33.

[C]

That's fine. It's a. It's a 18 ATSV.

[E]

All right.

[C]

Yeah, just go to givemetheven.com load. I'll buy it. Something's wrong, turley. Car's worth 40, 45 grand. 42 grand.

[F]

Probably didn't know about the Carfax or something.

[C]

Maybe. Or maybe he's dyslexic with his threes and his fours. We'll just figure it out once we get on the once. Once he goes to the site.

[F]

That's the best part about the site. You figure it out.

[C]

Yeah, once he looks at his payoff and he realizes he missed it by 10 grand. And we'll buy it then too. But I mean, if he's not listening, we bought it for 435. Hey, man, I'm cool.

[F]

I want to miss him, right?

[C]

I mean, you never went broke making a profit. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've got to start early because.

[D]

Why?

[C]

Your ex is a crack whore, Robert, in Colton's Point.

[E]

Indeed she is. Smoking white rocks and black. You know what I'm saying? So I'm not mad because it wasn't for the max, I wouldn't be with my old lady now who's the best woman I've ever been with.

[C]

Oh, hang on.

[E]

That's how that works out.

[C]

Oh, no. So he's coming back around saying when I gave the old shout out, thanking her because. So I met my new wife. He's saying he has a similar situation. His ex wife was a crack whore. And he left the crack whore and he met his new life and started his new wife. Well, that's just such a happy, happy sunshiny story, Robert. Good morning.

[E]

Three kids. Buyer the crack or the new look? Vince. No, no, no. Three kills by my wonderful new wife, Kim. And I'm gonna tell you what. You guys gotta start early because you're on the east coast. We're up and ready. Anybody who's, you know, a working person, regular person, is up, ready to hear you guys.

[B]

I hear you, right?

[C]

I hear you. Do you like us on the station? Appreciate we're new out there.

[E]

Last time I was in Texas, I was El Paso. Didn't make it past the jail.

[C]

Okay, Robert. And. But the thing here says. Colton's Point, Maryland. Where the hell's that.

[B]

Man?

[E]

You know what? I moved down here about 15 years ago and fell in love with it. The people, the friends. I live right on the river, you know, it's just a Different kind of life. I'm not a city person. I mean, I've lived in the city. I lived in Philly, you know, I.

[C]

Mean, that was too much information. All I asked him was where Colton Point, Maryland, was. I didn't ask for him to draw a map.

[D]

It's right literally on The Potomac River.

[C]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Oklahoma City. Good morning, South Louisiana. Dallas. Dallas, Texas. Do you have your Sammy Hagar drop? I've been around the world. Dallas, Texas. No, I'll just do it for you. And where else is Vegas on now? Hey, Vegas.

[F]

Yeah, Vegas.

[C]

It's early out there. The people on the way to working at the casinos are coming off of the graveyard ship. There's a lot more graveyard shifting out there in early hours than everywhere else.

[B]

No doubt.

[C]

Vegas. If you're up and about calling to give us a shout out, tell us about your night. If you had a big night, like a, you know, an exciting night that you could share with all of us landlubbers, we'd love to live vicariously through you. 800-800-7234. If you're in an Uber or cab right now and you're wasting your Las Vegas, you're just now heading home, we'd like to hear what you just did because we have families and jobs and responsibilities, and we can't have all the fun that you just had.

[F]

Yeah, but you know what? We might have all the fun. June 1st. Have you heard John.

[C]

No, I have not heard.

[D]

The first ever Fort Worth listener party for the John Clay Wolf shows coming up Saturday, June 1, 4 to 6. It'll really be going on all day, but we'll be there four to six for sure. Wild Pitch Sports Bar in Fort Worth, right off Brian Irvin Road. And because it's so easy, you can do it in your underwear. The staff will be in their lingerie.

[C]

I will not be in my lingerie.

[D]

Female staff, I will say again, will be in their lingerie. They'll have. They got a car show going on. What else you can register to? We have a car show that day.

[C]

What kind of car show?

[F]

Classic cars. Any type of car. Basically anything that's cool. A cool car show.

[C]

So do I need to bring a cool car?

[F]

Yes, you do need to bring a cool car.

[C]

J.D. you're gonna bring cool car?

[D]

Absolutely. And you can register to win a Sea Do Jet Ski while you're there.

[F]

I have an idea.

[C]

Can I steal? Can I cheat and get win it?

[D]

Nope.

[C]

Damn. It.

[F]

I win that.

[C]

That's the kind of lotteries I like, the ones that are rigged.

[F]

Why don't we have each. There's what, six teams? Well, I don't know if this will work out.

[C]

Everybody bring a cool car.

[F]

Yes. From one from each team. The coolest car for. That's kind of.

[C]

I know.

[F]

It's a lot of.

[C]

Here's the problem is a lot of our buyer managers downstairs are alcoholics. I know.

[F]

That's what I. I thought about that right after it came out of my mouth.

[D]

It's the coolest Uber.

[C]

You know when. When the 6 o' clock bell rings and all the. All the managers leave for the night?

[D]

Right.

[C]

And we see. Gentlemen, start your engines. You don't hear the engine start. You hear this. They're all having to breathe in the tube to get their engine started.

[D]

I wish that was not true.

[C]

Gentlemen, start your engines. Here's your starting straw.

[F]

And you gotta blow, like, I've heard, like, for 45 seconds too. It's like a long, long blow.

[D]

All right, Fort Worth listener party coming up. Saturday, June 4th. This is Wild Pitch Sports Bar in Fort Worth. Brian Irvin Road.

[C]

Are we smart enough to have a creative already made so we can put it on the Facebook page like an image? Or are we not that smooth?

[F]

You know what?

[C]

I. I know d. I know DJ Rob It. Rob just heard that. And I bet he'll have it ready in 45 seconds. Just send it to Bobbo. Rob. You don't need to send it to me. I'm the host of this damn show. I'm not the Facebook Marvin 06 pilot with 161 leather roof. How nice is it?

[E]

The interior is excellent condition. The exteriors got some faded paint.

[I]

Just old.

[C]

Good old POS. Good old Honda Roddy. POS. You know POS stands for correct.

[E]

It's 160. Yes, I do.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

It's 167,000, not 61. So just to correct myself, I've got.

[C]

A good idea for the listener party all of a sudden.

[D]

Okay, what's that?

[C]

You know, I think we should take a car like Marvin's.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And. And total it or burn it or do something cool.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

You know what they used to do?

[C]

You can take a PS concert, take.

[D]

A sledgehammer for 20 bucks a pop. You get to slam 40 bucks. Whatever. 20.

[C]

40 bucks.

[D]

Yes. And you can. The money goes to charity or to John Clay Wolf.

[F]

Okay, so we can't blow up a car because that's probably not a good idea to do in A public area.

[D]

Illegal.

[F]

But smashing the biggest pos. That's a cool little thing. Give it to charity.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Beat him up, Marvin.

[C]

You got a 500 car, where do you live.

[E]

Katie?

[C]

Well, 500 buy it.

[E]

No, she would shoot me.

[C]

How much is it?

[D]

Shoot.

[C]

She would shoot me.

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

Well, yeah, well, 600 buy. No, well, seven.

[E]

It runs and drives. It's got the tires only have probably a thousand miles on them. I put them on a year and a half ago.

[C]

Well, $875. Well, you know, what's it take to buy an 06 Honda Pilot with. With the paint coming off of it? 161,000 miles.

[E]

So down here, you know, you're in the Dallas area, but I mean down here if you've got a one owner car, people will pay 2500 bucks.

[C]

But with the paint coming off of it, what will they pay?

[E]

They'll pay 2500 bucks for a one owner car. You wouldn't believe.

[C]

Do you know how many cars do.

[E]

You know, sticky notes.

[C]

Do you know how many cars a month I buy?

[E]

You buy thousands of cars a week.

[C]

No, but out of Houston you say down here, you know, actually ironically. And I see your, your, your phone numbers. Katie. Katy, for some reason is one of our better markets.

[D]

It's a hotspot.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, I've got a map here that like shows a plot of where all of our customers are.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Rick down there did everything the past. The last 2,000 cars we bought out of Houston metro. He made a graphic with all the splatter charts.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And Katie was the highest.

[E]

Isn't that weird?

[C]

So down here, Marvin, I'll give a thousand. Fifteen hundred dollars for an old POS. Probably 1500. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the air. Remember, we're going to have A listener partnering June 1st. You can go to the Facebook page for information.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

My brother in law, Cletus, cut that hole bigger because we couldn't see enough daylight.

[A]

Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[B]

Radio drunk for 18 days.

[E]

Now.

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[C]

So, Bob. Yep. What time did you get to bed last night?

[B]

Midnight.

[C]

It was only midnight?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

How did you enjoy the show?

[B]

Outstanding show. I, you know, when they do these triple headers like this, I know it's a way to bring a lot of crowd out. And good God, did they bring crowd out. Cheap tricks, bad company, ZZ top. Okay.

[C]

I think there were more people there than at that big bust, the Kaboom fair that busted. Absolutely.

[E]

They were.

[B]

If you're. If your pictures were anywhere close to accurate. Yeah, they. It. It looked like. It looked like 12,000 people to me. I don't. I can't count crowds at Cheap Trick last night or at Kaboo at Cheap Drink last night.

[C]

I think that Starplex holds. Is that where it was? Yeah, I think they hold 27,000.

[B]

Oh, really?

[C]

Yeah, a lot more than. I think that's right. Maybe 17.

[B]

I forgot the lawn was packed. That's how full it was.

[C]

Did you smoke any grass?

[B]

I didn't. It was all around. It was all around.

[C]

Could you smell it?

[B]

I never saw it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. In our section, you know, the tickets that we get always seem to be in that kind of hoity toity section. Yeah, but yeah, it's there.

[D]

20,000. That's how many holes they have.

[C]

Better weed in the hoity toity section.

[B]

Right. Well, we're only like four rows up from the. The handicap access.

[C]

Did you have the good seats again?

[B]

Pretty good at road w. Okay, so 22nd row. 22nd row.

[C]

I gave mine away to you and Jamie. Yeah.

[B]

Did you meet him and your. And your friends Tana, Jamie and Jamie?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And they were a ball. Yeah, yeah, we had fun.

[C]

I've been doing business like I. For 20 something years. What is it.

[B]

What is it that he does? Or can we say?

[C]

Yeah, he owns a company called Discount Motors Dallas Fort Worth. And they. They handle, you know, $10,000 cars.

[B]

I did not realize. Has she ever been like a receptionist?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

At one of his locations? I have no idea. I've met her at other. Other parties that we've had before.

[C]

Oh, the. The listener party we had in. bo&jim bash this time last year. He was there.

[B]

She sat right at the table right across from me.

[C]

I did not know that wasn't it. I don't remember.

[D]

Okay, so the big party last night with cheap drinking, bad company. 20, 000 people show up. 20,000 people possibly. Now Kaboo on the other hand. 50,000 seats available at AT&T Stadium. 50, 150. How many show?

[C]

Well, when we watched Sting, there had to be 800 people in the audience.

[F]

Oh my God, 800.

[D]

Only sound shake. The pictures on Facebook look like a sound check.

[B]

It was sad.

[C]

I'll put. I need to put them up on my.

[D]

Reminds me.

[C]

I put them up on the show page or just my personal page because all the Listeners don't have. I need to add show page.

[D]

Show page?

[C]

Yeah, I need to put it on the show page. I'll put up pictures of Sting and Counting Crows last week in Dallas at Texas Stadium, at Cowboy Stadium.

[B]

Pitbull, man. Pit bull. The crowd for Pitbull. I mean that guy draws crap. His audience is a rat.

[F]

Sting, he sold out American Airlines center recently.

[C]

Right? But this music festival they had last week, he. Nobody came.

[D]

Nobody came.

[C]

Nobody came.

[B]

Just under promoted. They used. They used to promote Texas Jam starting in like what, January?

[C]

Hey, sue and Crowley, you've got a 91 Mercury grand marquee with 34, 000 miles.

[H]

Yes, I do.

[C]

Huh. 91 with 34. I mean that, that, that didn't. When your grandmother died. That's. Your great grandmother died.

[H]

Exactly.

[E]

Wow.

[C]

I need to see pictures of it. Is it perfect or does it have paint faded?

[H]

Oh, no, it's. It's perfect. It's all glossy, shiny.

[E]

It's.

[H]

It's really pretty.

[C]

Okay. You just never know. I mean, if it sat out, you know, it's 100 years old, so if it sat out, then it screwed up. Does it run? Have you started it?

[H]

Yeah, it runs. I drive it into town.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Is it just taking up extra space? You don't need it?

[H]

Yeah, pretty much. When you say, I bought it from a fella who bought it from a.

[C]

When you say end of town.

[H]

I bought it from a fella who bought it from an elderly couple out in Graham, around Possum Kingdom.

[C]

When you say you drive into town because into town, like so you live. Do you live on a horse and donkey farm?

[D]

No.

[H]

Come on now.

[C]

What's in the town? Where, like where do you live? Country comes to town.

[H]

Oh, I'm out in the county. I'm out in the county.

[C]

Do you have horses?

[H]

So I don't live in. In town.

[C]

She's got that Southern Bell voice.

[B]

Very specific.

[C]

Would you. We have strippers coming in at 10 o' clock today from Wild Pitch. And your voice is so pretty, I think that. That you would. We need you in here to help offset the. The roughness of their alcohol talk.

[H]

I'm sorry I can't make it so sweet.

[C]

Well, I don't. I need a picture of. Take a picture of you standing next to the car. Send it in, open the door and let's see the interior. And I'll try to buy it. It's so old, I'm scared to do it over there. I mean it can't be worth more than a thousand dollars. Though, it's just too old.

[H]

Oh, you're crazy.

[C]

It's just too old. I mean, you're crazy. Who wants it? Oh, who wants it?

[H]

There are a lot of people. I've had a lot of people stop me in town when I stop. Stopped at different places. Wow, what a clean, very nice looking car. And I'm like, yeah, agreed about selling it.

[C]

Agreed, agreed. And it is. But, but hold it. To take up a spot in your garage or our driveway with an old car that's just not desirable.

[H]

I've got plenty of room. I'm not really pushing to sell it. I thought I'd give you a call to see if you might be interested in it because you just don't see these cars anymore. They're the last year of the square body before they went to the round body.

[C]

DJ Pre K. We have a white black man that works for us and kind of like a vanilla ice type. DJ Pre K. What up?

[I]

What up?

[C]

She's got a 91 grand marquee. Is there any hood value in that? Is, you know, there's a whole ghetto market that I'm not tuned into. And she might have something. I don't know.

[I]

Oh, yeah, man. Grand Marquis, you know, Buickless sabers, all that kind of stuff, man, you throw some dubs on that thing, lift it up just a little, a little bit, you know, you. You rolling on something, you know, maybe paint it candy orange or something like that.

[C]

You got, you got it.

[H]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This car, this car still has the original gloss burgundy paint on it. It's beautiful.

[C]

So you don't think.

[H]

Where do you want me to send the picture?

[C]

You don't think you should ghetto paint it with some spackle? Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I want to see this thing.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

Thank you, Sue. Crazy. Crazy. You're so crazy. I want to have your baby. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, if give me the VIN does not beat your carmax offer, we will send you a check for a hundred bucks.

[D]

And you were talking about pictures. We're still taking the pre summer bikini pictures at John Claywolf show on Facebook. Send those up. You can win a win. Sell that T shirt.

[C]

Yeah. So we're taking. If you, if you have your bikini pictures for this, your current ones, your new bikini. Show it off, show it off, show it off. Go to John Clay Wolf show, Facebook.

[D]

Load it up right now.

[C]

And I just posted some pictures of that concert. Oh, at last week, where Sting and where nobody was there was the damnedest thing I've ever seen.

[F]

How was he, though?

[C]

He was great. I'm sure the music was great. Lionel Richie was great. Sting was great. My favorite was Atlantis Morissette. Maybe I'm a, you know, a girl at heart. I don't know.

[D]

Good morning. I'm gay.

[C]

Good morning. I'm gay.

[B]

That doesn't.

[C]

Good morning. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm your girl. I'm queer. Well, Atlantis Morissette rocks. And like when the ladies on the big screen were crying, like when the sn. When the. When the camera would sneak up on them.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

And they would throw girls up on the Jerry Tron.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

Unknowing. And they were like crying. I. I started crying with them.

[B]

It's like, Ray, man.

[C]

No, I didn't cry with him, but I did that rocks. Man, she's good. I forgot how good, Lance.

[B]

She's got a neat little man. I've watched a few clips lately.

[D]

So what was the problem with the show? Was it too expensive? Was it what? Just. I mean, I saw parking was 100 bucks. Well, that's so stupid.

[F]

Tickets were 300 at. the start on Sunday. You can get them for 40 bucks.

[C]

Of course, we're talking about the Kaboo Festival that happened in Texas last week. It was a huge flop. Maybe like almost like the Fire Festival in the. In the Caribbean.

[D]

Except Fire Pistol didn't actually happen. This did.

[C]

This did happen in the music video. I'll tell you a little bit more about it when we get back. My name is John Clearwolf and I buy cars to radio. Forgive me, the VIN.com.

[E]

We need you to take one big.

[C]

Thing for the team.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[E]

I can deflower him whichever way he wants.

[C]

Why?

[E]

Why?

[C]

Why?

[A]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[C]

Morning, Baba. Yeah, morning, J.

[D]

Hey there, Chocolate Wolf.

[C]

How are you?

[B]

Good morning.

[C]

Morning, Mike.

[E]

Hey, how you doing?

[C]

I'm good. What you got?

[E]

I've got a 1993 40th Anniversary Corvette.

[C]

Is it a ZR1?

[E]

No, it's the LT1.

[C]

Stick or automatic?

[E]

Stick.

[C]

Convertible or hard top?

[E]

It's a hard top. It's got the, the glass top instead.

[C]

Of the, you know, the Targa 93. So that's a C4, is that right? You had that body style one?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Then three was the 80s, 80s was the C3. And then four is this. It started in 91. You got a 93? Yeah.

[E]

90S. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

91 to 97 or whatever.

[C]

What color is it?

[E]

Something like that. It's the ruby red, the anniversary color.

[C]

How nice is it?

[E]

Oh man. It's got 50 is under 54, 000 miles.

[C]

I'll get five grand. It's nice.

[E]

It's got a five grand. I don't think so.

[C]

Yeah. That body style, it's not overselling the 80s and the 90s up to 96. You know the 97 was the C5. 97 C5s. Yeah, we could sell those. But that body style that you have does not have a collector ability to it yet. I mean I've even had a 96 grand sport, you know. And that last of that body style was short miles. I gave 10 grand for it. Had 10,000 miles a lot. I mean it just didn't. They don't bring anything comparatively speaking. So I think it's five grand rig. Maybe six. Yeah. Go to give me the ven.com. and if you decide you want to sell it to us and we decide we want to buy it, assuming this is nice, we'll come to your house with a check. 8008-0072-3480-0800, right. It's all about desirability. Do you think? I'm pretty sure there's a lot of things that are pretty. But if nobody wants to keep them, don't matter.

[D]

You're 2am Pretty.

[C]

And yeah. A 91 grand marquis with 30. Nobody's gonna collect that. Nobody's gonna collect that.

[D]

I need a ride home. That's 2am Pretty.

[C]

06 now an 06 or 08 grand marquee with 30. It's new enough to be the end of the grand marquee run. And that car brings a lot of money. Same with the town cars. Because the people that want them, that can't have them cuz they quit making them, they'll pay a lot for them. But a 91, who the hell wants that? 3am Pretty 91, that's when I graduated high school.

[B]

The girls all get prettier. Closing down.

[C]

That's a long time ago. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio heavy cars. Porsches, Lambos, Ferraris, exotics, all that crap. We buy that by, by the dozen as well. Las Vegas people on your way to work. Call in. I had three of them on hold during the break, but they didn't last through the break. So. I love hearing the Las Vegas worker stories. The guys that are going to the casino to work and coming out. It's like that Alabama song. Got a 40 hour week for a living. Hello, casino blackjack dealer. Let me thank you for your time.

[F]

All right, we'll add that to this song list. Down in Africa, John's greatest hits.

[C]

All I gotta do is vroom, a vroom vroom vroom and a boom boom. Just shake your rump. So I did watch Roxanne. I watched Sting play Roxanne last week at a concert. And it was, it was pretty good. The Sting's great.

[B]

He's outstanding. Yeah, those first two solo albums he did, I don't know what kind of a geek I was, man. I was like a sophomore in high school. But I love those two albums.

[C]

The Police.

[B]

Police are legendary. They're. They're iconic to people our age.

[C]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Las Vegas. Good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Yeah, I'm just calling in, I think. Got a car for sale. I wanted to see. You know what the going rate is to what I've got.

[C]

What are you doing up so early out there? You're two hours ahead in front of us. What time is it out there? 7am, 6.51am what are you doing up? Have you been up all night? Are you going to work?

[E]

I know I normally go to work at 1am I got a break working Saturdays six days a week. So I get to sleep in a little. Don't come in till six in the morning on Saturdays.

[C]

Where do you work?

[E]

I work for FedEx. I'm the technician for FedEx. I keep their fleet of trucks up here on the road, so.

[C]

Awesome. So what's the car you want to.

[E]

Sell the world on time?

[C]

Yep, yep, yep.

[E]

I've got a 19, 1995 Toyota 4Runner. Yeah, it's a 4x4, four wheel drive, got the 3.0 liter V6, automatic transmission.

[C]

We're getting into some wheels. Old, old stuff. See, I shouldn't have ever brought that old lady car up. I don't. I mean, yeah, that car's not, you know, it's a thousand bucks. These old cars are just old cars. Yeah, I mean, but what year did you say it was?

[F]

95.

[C]

95. 95. Is it a V8? Is it leather? Is anything special?

[E]

It's a V6, 4x4 automatic cranny, you know, off road tires, alloy wheels, running boards, privacy glass.

[C]

Hold on. Privacy glasses. 40 years old. You're reading off the window sticker. Hey, privacy glass. How many miles are on it? 200. What?

[E]

No, I got 190.

[C]

Ah, well, I'm an idiot. It's not 200. I don't know, man. It's a th. 2,000 bucks. It's not worth selling it. If you ever take that thing once a year off trails and go trailing around, you know, up by red rocks or wherever, then it's worth keeping. If you don't need it, you have room, that's fine. But if you take that thing off roading once every two years, it's worth keeping. That's my opinion.

[E]

Yeah, it's always nice.

[C]

All right. 800. 807. 234. We're getting some family guy.

[B]

I don't know, John. Fire runner. I had a dream I saw God. He said one way far runner, Nolan and Baytown.

[C]

A 13 king ranch with 43,000 miles. Is it worth 25 grand? Yeah. All right, let's do that. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. And it needs to, you know, obviously if it's got a salvage title, I don't want it. But a 13 king rancher, 43, two wheel drive. Yeah, that should work. Load it up at. Give me the vin.com, Seth. And in Katie, a 13F350 Lariat with 16267 leather roof, nav. Leather roof, nav. 13, 13F350 with huge miles. It's a Lariat. Does 18 grand buy it?

[E]

No.

[C]

What buys it?

[E]

That's a diesel. I've been offered 24, okay?

[C]

Why didn't you take it?

[E]

I gotta run upgrades on it level, kid, okay?

[C]

I'm just. I mean, I got offered 24. I'm an 18. The car's worth 20. He got offered 24. He didn't take it. I don't give a. I don't give it. I don't. The car's worth 20. I don't care about the leveling kit in the flared tailpipe. Talking commodities here, Mike and Pecos. You want to hear from Michael McDonald?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

You guys are awesome.

[C]

I listen you every weekend.

[E]

You guys are cutting edge. You're brilliant. But that Michael. Michael McDonald blew me away last week and I'm requesting him to come back.

[F]

He is in the green room, John. Do you want me to call him in?

[C]

Bring him in? I will just talk to him for a sec. Just for Michael.

[D]

He was talking to Hannah the stripper a minute ago. Let's go get him.

[C]

Come here, Michael. Hey, Mike.

[D]

There he is.

[C]

Hey, John. You went to the Concert last night with Bobbo. I can't. I mean, he's so excited, he just left to go to go grab some coffee. But tell me the truth about what it's like hanging out with Bobbo at.

[B]

The concert every time I go to show with Babble.

[C]

Yeah, have a good time.

[B]

Seeing cheap tricks. They're even cheaper than they was. By which I mean it's a badass band, baby.

[C]

Why do you say baby after everything?

[B]

Michael McDonald, I've been spending my time for you. I got a new business model. Jingle, baby.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Oh, jingle.

[B]

Put a dollar amount down on what I'm fixing to lay on you. If a dollar may come your way, you can sell us your car today.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Give me the vin, baby. Keep your underwear on.

[C]

Can I, Can I use that? Hey, baby, can I use that?

[B]

$400.

[C]

400.

[B]

400. 400, baby.

[C]

DJ screen her out. See what she wants. Okay.

[B]

400 and a can of Copenhagen.

[C]

We got that Brad in Warrington. Hey, Michael. Michael McDonald, will you help me bid this Corvette real, real quick? I mean, back in 03, you probably had a Corvette, didn't you?

[B]

I'm a covet, man.

[C]

Okay, 03 Corvette, 50th anniversary. 70,000 miles. Convertible. 03. So C5 average. Rougher. Clean, Brad.

[E]

It'S very clean.

[C]

What color?

[E]

It's the anniversary red.

[C]

I think. I don't know. Michael McDonald. So we have an 03 Corvette with 70,000 miles. What do you think it's worth? What would you give Michael McDonald?

[B]

I'd give a dime. 10,000 reasons to love your Covid, baby.

[C]

Hey, Brad. Michael McDonald thinks it's a $10,000 car.

[E]

So you don't think that because it's the anniversary edition is worth any more than any other C5?

[C]

Don't be a liar.

[B]

Don't be a liar.

[C]

Michael McDonald. I don't think he's lying. He's asking you a question. But let's put in this scenario, Mike. When y' all went out on your anniversary tour as the Doobie Brothers, did you get more people or less people that showed up than back when you were popular?

[B]

We got more every day.

[C]

The anniversary tour, more all the time.

[B]

Oh, yeah, but it's nothing like this car.

[C]

Why not?

[B]

That belongs to me.

[C]

Oh, hey, baby. All right, Brad. I think it's a ten thousand dollar car. We might give more. I'll look at the anniversary story. You gotta understand, all these cars, I mean, whatever package, the BS package, the BJ package, it's an insignia in the back of the headrest. And It's a sticker on the fender. At the end of the day, that's what it is, and everybody does them. And it just really doesn't change the value of it, so. But I will damn sure look every once in a while it does. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up, and I'll take a look when we get off the air. 800-800-723-4. Give me a call. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And call me for ready to sell one. I'm not. I don't want to. If you just want a figure, go to my website. Give me the vin.com. if you really want to do a deal, give. Call the show right now.

[B]

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[C]

You know, speaking of that X ray thing. Good morning, everybody. This friend of mine's dad is not a radiologist. What's the guy that reads the X rays, whatever that is?

[B]

It's a radiologist.

[C]

No, it's not. It's just something Radiology and associates. Not a radiologist. Anyway, he told me all these stories about when he was younger, in. In the er, people coming in with. He had a person with a. So he would pull up these X rays and find foreign objects in people, right? You know, the gerbils like alive in there. It's like, I don't know how they got in there. I just don't know how that mouse got in my buttocks. And there was a guy that came in there in the er, you know what a jiffy. A short can of jiffy peanut butter looks like? The circumference.

[B]

Oh, no.

[C]

He had one of those halfway hanging out.

[B]

No.

[C]

And when Dr. Brown asked him how it happened he said he was at home unloading the groceries naked. And he slipped and fell perfectly on it.

[D]

Right on. Just slipped.

[C]

That's a hell of a stretchy.

[B]

It's like that circus down the road.

[C]

Oh, hey, Narvel.

[B]

They had that baby elephant they had since he was nine weeks and they growed him up to three years. And they had a girl trainer for that elephant. And word around the circus was the elephant in that girl trainer was in love. Okay. And one day the elephant didn't realize he was behind him. He sat down.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And it took every hand they had at the circus to get her out.

[C]

Like pulling a calf. Yeah, it's like pulling a calf out on the prairie.

[B]

They had to shoot the elephant.

[F]

Oh, no.

[C]

It's terrible. Why did he get him to release him?

[B]

He was trying to help her. He's trying to help her and get it out. You go like that.

[C]

Jay in Louisiana. Good morning. You're on there an 06 Corvette LS2. 27,000 miles stick removable hard top leather. Okay. What color?

[E]

Yep. It's only. Only thing that didn't stock is the Bora exhaust.

[C]

It says Z6. Did he mean to put Z6?

[E]

Yeah. This body style?

[C]

No, no, no. Is the car a Z6?

[E]

No, C6. C6 is the body style.

[C]

Okay, gotcha, gotcha. DJ Pre K. They don't call him DJ Pre K for nothing. Or call screener. He can't read or write. That's why we call him DJ Pre K. He can just rhyme. Okay. And it's a. It's so. It's a. So you got a 06 vet with 27 and a stick.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Six speed.

[C]

Nothing wrong with it. Six speed. Damn it. It's got a Corvette engine. Okay, hang on a second. How many miles? 27, 000 miles. Borla exhaust and what. What color? Red. 47 or 27 fire engine red. Okay, one more time. This is super important. Is it a 27 or a 47 on the miles. 27,000. 72 7. Okay. 20. 20. 20, 20. Does 20 grand buy it? Well, hell no, don't buy it.

[E]

No.

[C]

I ought to come up there and whip your ass. How big old boy are you? What buys?

[E]

I'm not saying all that now.

[C]

He's thinking it. Does 21. Does 21 grand buy it? No, but listen. I buy a lot of cars out of the state of Louisiana. I'm the number one car buyer out of the entire state. No joke. I know what these cars bring I buy when you go trade it in at whatever dealership. If they don't keep it, I'm the guy that buys it. So I know the money on it is 22 grand. And if you want more than that, then you want more than that. But that's what it's worth.

[E]

All right, well, I don't want to sell it for 22. It's. Imagine it's like it come off the show.

[C]

Well, you can keep your damn car, boy, and I'll keep my damn money. How about that?

[E]

Good, good.

[C]

800. 800. You know, he needs to go to Oklahoma and be a hard ass with those Oklahoma hard asses. He that. No, he's a nice guy. I'm kidding. But I can sense in the voice right out of the gate when they start going into too many details.

[D]

Sure, they love it.

[C]

We're never gonna get any bought. They don't want to sell it.

[D]

They just want to know what a good deal they got to talk about.

[C]

Yeah, Jerry, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, John. Clay Wolf.

[C]

Yes, sir, Colonel, sir.

[E]

How you doing? How you doing this morning? I just want to call and give you a company props, man.

[C]

What'd we do?

[E]

I was at the Curzon. I was at the Curzon location this week, and it's all started out with Sean, one of your buyers. Then. Then he sent me to Danielle, and I wanted to, uh, give it props, man, you got. You got some really good customer service over there, man.

[C]

What kind of car?

[E]

I appreciate you buying my truck.

[C]

What did we buy from you?

[E]

You bought a 2013 F150XLT, clean.

[G]

All right.

[E]

Ridgy. Ridgie came out. I met Reggie. I guess he went to school with you or something like that.

[C]

Reggie, he's a chef dude.

[E]

He came out and checked it out.

[C]

He didn't know. He didn't know. He didn't know what he was looking at. Checked it out.

[F]

She was out of town, so Reggie did it for me.

[C]

Reggie checked it. Well, he works damn air conditioner. I mean, this thing will get us to the go out in it tonight.

[D]

I guess JD Was busy.

[C]

Hey, Reggie's a badass.

[E]

I met DJ Pre K and Babo, man. Those are cool dudes, man. I just want to give you props.

[C]

On your company, man.

[E]

You guys did a good job for me.

[C]

Thank you. I appreciate it. And we cut up on the radio a lot like we're. We're stupid idiots on the air in. In real life, we're. When it comes to business, we're very Serious, we handle it right. We kick ass and we run. We like practice our plays to make sure that we kick ass, meaning kick ass and do everything right. Do it on time, get the paperwork right, customer time frames. We've got boards on the walls that are running, you know, timers with how long we get back with customers. And it's always like there'll be four people calling right now. We all didn't call me back. Yeah, we did. We sent you a pos letter. What's a pos letter? Pos letter means, you know, I got a 96 gram marquis with 180 on. Want it? Okay, well, you got it and I don't, I don't want it. And we send a nice little letter.

[D]

That says, dear sir, thank you so much.

[C]

Thank you for sending us your pos.

[F]

No, it doesn't say pos.

[C]

And the good thing about your POS is that you still have it and we don't. The problem is it costs us more to handle that car than it's worth.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

To haul a car, $150 to clean a car, $100 to sell a car. I mean, you know, you got a three. How much money can you make off of a hundred dollar car? No, I'll tell you how much you can lose.500. No, that's what happens. Well, could.

[F]

Can we have the biggest POs come out to our listener party June 1st?

[D]

Oh, that'd be kind of fun. Fort Worth, our very first Fort Worth. We did one in Houston. Fort Worth, Fort Worth. It was. We did one in Houston. It was a lot of fun. But this is in Fort Worth. Listener party, June 1st. We'll be there from 4 to 6. It'll be going on all day. Wild pitch Sports bar, that's right off Brian Irvin Road. If you know much about the fourth area, it's very easy to find. And the ladies are going to be in their underwear because it's so easy. You can do it in your underwear. They're going to be in lingerie.

[C]

So Wild pitch, for those of y' all who aren't familiar, I wasn't either. It is like a Twin Peaks concept, right? Except there won't be any bandidos shooting anyone this weekend. No.

[D]

Get a chance to win a Sea Do Jet Ski, they'll have. They got all the kinds of games and fun stuff. Even a. A DFW car show going on pretty much all afternoon.

[C]

So. So June 1st. June. June 1st we're going to have. A lot of guys wanted to meet us and say hi. And we want to say hi to our listeners. 4 o', clock, June 1st, 4 o', clock, Fort Worth, Texas. And we'll do one in your town, too. But we need to get a. We need to get a graphic on the website, please. So, Rob, if you're listening, he's working on it. All right.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. John, a 15 Smart car is worth about three G's. Yeah, it's amazing. Unless it's the. The premium electric one. Is it the electric one?

[E]

No, it's not.

[C]

Let me look it up. I feel bad. I feel like I'm lowballing you. Let me look.

[F]

I think you had a fleet of them running this week.

[C]

Did you hear me cussing?

[I]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah, I had some smart cars come through our lane, and eastern guy that works for us bought it. And I. And some guy came up to the block. He's like, did you have the elect. The power cords with them? I don't know. I don't know. How the hell would it gotten here if it didn't have a freaking treasure? Yeah, I don't know why. What people do is they want to ask me these questions in the middle of the auction and it screws up the momentum.

[D]

Busy.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Morgan, it's the middle of the show.

[C]

I haven't read the rules lately, but I do know that if you sell an electric car on a green light at the auction and it doesn't have a charging apparatus, it's fully arbitratable so that you don't have to come up to me and ask me to interrupt everything. Just arbitrate the damn thing if we don't provide what we said. Okay. You said it's not an electric car. I like that.

[E]

No, it's. They have electric.

[C]

Yeah, they did. And in 15, they had. They had an electric one. They have a four. A four, two. Electric.

[E]

It's the gas one.

[C]

Okay. Is it. Is it. Is it kickstart pull start?

[E]

No, no, it's not 15.

[G]

It's.

[E]

It's a 2012. It's not 2015.

[C]

Okay, well, now I'm not. Now I'm not feeling as bad. It's just an old body stuff. Have you ever been run over in that thing? Does it scare the hell out of you when you drive around big trucks?

[E]

It doesn't. I don't drive it.

[C]

My aunt drives.

[E]

I wouldn't either, and it doesn't bother her a bit.

[C]

I think I'd rather be on high on a skateboard at Least they'll see you.

[D]

I rented one in Los Angeles and drove it on the LA freeways.

[C]

Okay. Is it a passion? A passion or pure. You know what?

[E]

It's the passion with everything.

[C]

It's hard, loaded. Hard, loaded. Smart car. Kick.

[E]

Hard, loaded.

[C]

Kick, kick. Start, pull, start. Back up in case the Kickstarter doesn't work.

[F]

Got a radio.

[C]

It's got a. I'll give, I'll give. 2500.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

All right. Go to givemethevay.com. load it up. Hey, Roy, come here. How are you doing? Uncle Roy, everybody. So. So, Uncle Roy. For everybody else, Uncle Roy, Uncle Roy has been working he crazy deal. I met this guy when I was born. He worked for my grandpa. He came up from Mississippi and 68 or 69. Worked for my granddad then. He'd been part of my life all my years and taught me how to drive, taught me how to smoke, taught me how to cuss, taught me how to drink. Mickey's big mouth. At a very bright young age of 88 years old.

[D]

He worked for your dad first.

[C]

He worked my grandpa. Grandpa, yeah. They all worked for my grandpa. My dad worked for my grandpa.

[B]

Right, right.

[C]

And really, they all work for my grandma. The way I remember, that's the way it is. My grandma was like Big Mama. I mean, she was.

[B]

She.

[C]

She was. She was running the deal.

[D]

Was it John's dad that gave you the brand new Cadillac?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

No, my grandma.

[E]

Grandma.

[B]

It was a grandma.

[D]

Grandma.

[C]

Yeah, One brand new. When she'd get done with her, one of her cars. Roy. Get it?

[E]

Wow. So anyway, trust me, it was new to me. Brand new.

[C]

Bright yellow. Pale yellow. Pale yellow. Steel Top Barrets Stainless hot dogs. My grandma used to drive around a RollsRoyce.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Oh, I mean, Roy, you remember the. Did. Would you take the roses and go get them all fluffed up?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, I get them fluffed up. You know, I've been driving big cars.

[C]

All my life, ever since I've been here. So how are you feeling? You were in the hospital the other day.

[B]

I'm great.

[C]

I'm great.

[E]

I'm better.

[F]

That's good.

[E]

I ain't out of woods yet, but I'm better.

[C]

You know, I went to visit him in the hospital. We're sitting there, the doctor comes and they start talking and. Roy quit smoking a long time ago. Smokes cool cigarettes and. And the truth comes out in the middle of the doctor conversation. But cigarettes got him back the damn hospital. But true or false?

[E]

True.

[C]

I'm done. Okay, good.

[F]

All right.

[D]

All Right.

[C]

So if any. If anyone sees Uncle Roy sucking on a menthol. Cool. You need to knock him out, cuz it'll take his ass down and we don't want to kill him.

[D]

Put him down, man. That's awesome.

[C]

You've been saying that for a while. Well, I'm done.

[E]

You've been saying you gonna quit drinking for a while. Every time you quit, you start.

[D]

He got you.

[C]

Well, he. He. He got me. He got me. He got me.

[D]

All right, well, were you drinking last night, John?

[C]

I had. I had two beers with my Uncle Bob. Okay. Schooners. And then I had two beers playing my wife in pool.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

It just seemed a little weird this morning. I didn't know if there was something.

[C]

We played. We played best of 11 games and she beat me.

[D]

Your wife beat you by one?

[C]

Yeah, she's pretty good now.

[D]

Did she let you win?

[C]

No, no. I mean, she beat me.

[D]

She beat you?

[C]

Did I? No, no. Her dad was the Danish world champion.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

So she feels good? Oh, yeah. She's been around that crap all her life, and it sucks getting beat by a girl. Guys, I understand how it feels. It happens in my house, too. All right, we'll be back in just a minute.

[B]

Less cars, more the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

Do you know the song, Charlie?

[F]

I know it's the Police, right?

[C]

I picked it because I heard it this weekend when I was watching the Sting show and I forgot how good.

[B]

This song is from the album Ghost in the Machine.

[C]

I believe that's right.

[I]

That.

[F]

That Police catalog is great. I think it was underplayed when it was. When it came out, and I think now it could actually reinsurge and get some legs.

[C]

This was not a hit. This was not a radio hit. This is me stealing my brother's vinyl when I was four, listening to this in headphones. Melissa, Good morning.

[H]

Hey, good morning.

[C]

Hey, hey, hey. What you doing, homegirl?

[H]

How you doing?

[E]

Good.

[C]

So lonely, so lonely I'm so lonely.

[H]

I just. I would love to sell you my car, but us girls out here have boobs, too. And not just the ladies you have coming into this studio.

[C]

Oh, yeah. You want to come up here? You want to do a little competition? Baba's got boobs.

[H]

Can you be like a five hour? That'd be like a five hour drive.

[F]

But she could post it on the Facebook page, show off your new bikini.

[C]

Yeah, we're doing bikini contest on the Facebook page. John Clay Wolf show, Facebook page. You'll be the winner. You be the first one to put one up there and I'll send you a Sell that T shirt.

[H]

Okay, I'll do it.

[C]

All right, cool. Thanks, Melissa. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Okay, Charlie, we've got some guys from downstairs. We've got Lieutenant dan and Shannon McWell. We can't say his last name on the air because it's kind of it sound. It's weird that you got that name.

[B]

Mick McLovin.

[C]

Chicka chicka what?

[F]

We could say McLovin, but that's not.

[C]

His real legal name. It's. Well, I won't say it. Yeah, Shannon McLovin. What's going on here? Why you have these guys? Okay, catch me up. Is there drama in the buyer's room? What did Ed do?

[F]

No, there's nothing Ed did. It's just something. And JD can attest to this. We've just noticed that there's been a lot of, I don't know, tension.

[C]

Lieutenant Dan.

[F]

Yes. Tense phone calls that Lieutenant Dan's been taking. I mean, this has been for a couple weeks now at least.

[C]

He's been cussing a lot, too, downstairs.

[B]

Well, we got customers on the phone.

[F]

No, it's not so much. Well, maybe they are.

[C]

He's been cussing while you have customers on the phone?

[B]

No, and it goes through great stages because Lieutenant Dan has been harassed repeatedly by the same telemarketer over and over. And we've got three cuts for you to listen to. And you can hear how his engagement process accelerates.

[C]

So y'.

[E]

All.

[C]

Y' all recorded.

[F]

Lieutenant IN Yes.

[C]

Okay. Lieutenant IN this is exactly. And everybody listening downstairs. This is exactly why we had people sign the form, because there is some comedy that happens downstairs that we want to share on the radio show. This will be funny.

[F]

Yes. So one of the buyers, Aaron. Big Aaron was next to him. And Biggs has been talking about. Because this has been going on and on and on. And so he. This is some of the conversations that. The stories he's been sharing about this telemarketer.

[C]

He keeps calling. Some guy calling about a warranty.

[E]

A car warranty. Oh, man.

[C]

They'll keep calling you, man. This guy won't go away.

[E]

I told him, I went to the.

[C]

Bank, got the money. I'm waiting on you to bring it. Where is he? He won't come. I begged him to come here. You begged him to come here at least three times. That'd be. That'd be something cool to watch.

[F]

You should have heard him yesterday about camels or something.

[C]

What was he.

[D]

What?

[E]

No, that's.

[C]

Whenever he had his boss call back and said that I talked very badly to one of his.

[F]

You did bad to him at first.

[E]

I don't give a.

[C]

He should be with me losing my number. And then this boss called back. I could barely understand him. And I said, do you have a warranty on your camel? Do you have a warranty on your camel?

[F]

Yeah. So apparently Big, Big just getting into it with this warranty guy. And here's a little bit more stories here.

[E]

Why?

[C]

Yeah, why, man, the guy won't leave me alone, dude. It's like.

[F]

Like he's channeling Max Stone now, cuz. Max who? Who do you have have do it all the time?

[C]

His was a knee brace or something. Oh yeah, Medical knee brace thing. So is he coming over to apply.

[E]

For fire position or are they local here or.

[C]

No, who says he's in Fort Worth? I said, it won't take you long to get here. Then what are you waiting on? I said, I want to buy one, bring it to me. I gave him the address, just keeps calling. Last time I told him, I said, I told him I'd already sold tickets to the.

[B]

Brace eventually or something, you know, a.

[E]

Medical knee brace on a knee brace.

[C]

That. That's him. Private number. He's even calling from a private number. Oh yeah. You can't call back a private number. And then I was like, what did I say? I hope all your phone calls are recorded. So your boss gets a kick out of these.

[F]

So that.

[C]

So we all have the recording on our end of the.

[F]

No, do not have. We're not that sophisticated.

[C]

We are that sophisticated. We've got that.

[F]

Well, we do have. One of the calls actually came in. So you can hear Biggs's side, how he's talking to this guy that's trying to sell warranty.

[E]

Him.

[C]

I hope it's clear. No, it's him. Every single time. Same, same guy. How can you tell? Like. Because I know his voice. Hello? You ain't looking very hard. I already told you where I'm at. No, you listen. Go yourself.

[E]

You're awful goddamn tough on the phone, kid.

[C]

50 Ave. 7 7. What time can I expect you? She's angry. I'm ready for you now. I don't give a. What you are. Oh, my good lord. This is. I'll be here. So there's the Parker county anger.

[F]

So Biggs, this is going on for two weeks.

[E]

Two weeks.

[C]

So the warranty guy keeps calling you. We need to hire him. Okay, that would seem to be the general con idea is we need to hire this persistent son of a.

[F]

Well now, McLovin, don't you have something to tell Biggs?

[C]

So what does he sound like? McLovin? Do you know? Yes, David Biggs there.

[B]

David call, see if you want a warranty.

[E]

I'll whoop your ass.

[C]

That's why he went on vacation.

[F]

So for two weeks McLovin's been calling.

[C]

You trying to sell his warranty. You guys don't have enough to do downstairs. It seems like that may be why he's in the position he's in on the board. Face, face, face. Cause McLovin's taking it up the back right now. On the count for the month he's in last place. Oh wow. Maybe if you start trying to buy cars instead of trying to sell Biggs and warranty you'd get some business done. Get caught.

[F]

I gotta say though, it's been very entertaining seeing Biggs. He'll walk outside on his phone, he's.

[C]

Yelling at this guy, leave me alone, leave me alone. So how often do you call him? The club? Just like seven times a day.

[E]

For.

[C]

A couple of weeks. And then he was supposed to meet me up here last Saturday at 5:30 and he didn't show up. That's because he knew we closed at 4. That's funny. Oh bags. Did, did he get you pretty good?

[E]

Yeah, he got me pretty good.

[C]

That's good, that's good. That's why I'm running good old dad. That's fun. All right McLovin, now, now we know now you can quit doing that. You can put your time back into buying cars and get caught up with Biggs in the, in the countdown for May because we are going to bust 2000 here.

[F]

We're gonna have a big old party.

[C]

At John's house in his new pool.

[F]

No, no, no. It's gonna be at a wild pitch.

[C]

I don't have a new pool.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, that's our, where our party's gonna be. I'm saying we need a party. So that's. Duh.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

June 1st. So we're gonna have a record breaking party too. Okay.

[F]

Yes. Oh, it's gonna be huge. Four o', clock, June 1st, wild pitch, Fort Worth.

[C]

Hey Robert. An 11 Silverado. It's a 6.2 liter, is that right?

[E]

Yes sir.

[C]

LTZ extended cab, two wheel drive leather. Does it have a roof?

[E]

It doesn't have leather and it does not have a sunroof.

[C]

Then it's not an LTZ if it does not have leather.

[E]

To Texas.

[C]

Okay? It's Texas Tex. On the. I'm out of time. I got five seconds. Go to givemethevin.com. load it up. I'm 10, 11, 12 grand. I need to see pictures. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy Carson Radio.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

We shoving things up our noses. We're nervous.

[E]

Hit them up.

[F]

Down now.

[A]

800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Bob, how was the ZZ Top concert last night?

[B]

Outstanding. Outstanding.

[C]

I've never seen ZZ Top in concert.

[B]

You know, it was my first time.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Last night, ZZ Top, for all that we think we know about him being a Texas band and so scaled down, so raw and so authentic. They're really very polished. I mean, I know.

[C]

Well, they've been at it long enough.

[B]

I know they're dressed really funky and they got those long beards, the guys in front, but they're very polished. Billy Gibbons on the guitar is a technician. I mean especially playing blues on a slide. Outstanding.

[D]

You know.

[B]

Now for my money, the best band there last night. The most satisfying.

[C]

I gave you the ticket, right?

[B]

For my money, best band, most satisfying band I saw last night was Paul Rogers in bad Company.

[C]

His voice, dude, is stupid.

[B]

It's so good for a four man band. Did you realize they're just a common four piece?

[C]

Well, you and I went and saw them four years ago and I mean that's why I didn't. I've seen them twice in the past four years. I didn't go last night cuz they're, they're awesome. Bad Company. Paul Rogers. I mean, you want to see somebody still in their prime, that's that band, right? And the guitar player too.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And you can't tell by the look on Simon Kirk face, right? But Paul Rogers is just smiling ear to ear. He's loving what he does. He's having a good time. It makes you feel good to see a band like that.

[C]

ZZ Top should. Who, Who So, so Bad Company, in your opinion was a bigger headliner than ZZ Top?

[B]

Well, they were the most satisfying band to see. But ZZ Top is, it's, it's something, man. It's like the Grand Canyon or the Statue of Liberty. They got these stacks of magnetone amps all the way across the stage. All the way across the stage. You know, Frank Beard drummers in back. I mean, just pounding and.

[C]

And they have so much, the hats and the glasses and the beards. You can't tell if they're 30, if they're 180 years old.

[B]

Yeah, they're. They're concentrated. They're like buying the concentrated detergent. It only takes a couple of drops.

[C]

You know, I think for like five grand we can have them come play the party June 1st. I don't. I don't think. I mean, they're a great band, but they play a lot of small gigs.

[B]

Yes, they do.

[F]

That would be cool. I don't think we're gonna get that done, but June 1st will be cool.

[C]

Dusty, if you're listening and go to the website at John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and you can see the listener party information. We're going to do June 1st in Fort Worth, Texas, a local listener party, which is the first one we've done. Sure.

[D]

It's going to be at Wild Pitch sports bars near Brian Irvin for. We'll be there four to six. The party will go on God knows how long. But it's Saturday, June 1st.

[C]

June 1st. Kicking off the summertime.

[F]

Yeah, Big giveaways. There's girls in lingerie and girls in bikinis.

[D]

On the John CLE Wolf Facebook page today. Send those pictures into us now. You can win a sell that t shirt.

[C]

Nolan. A 14 Focus with 100,000 miles on it's worth three grand.

[F]

All right.

[E]

Thank you, sir.

[C]

You know, I'm sure the poor guy owns 9,000 on it. When you buy these little econo boxes and you put a bunch of miles on them and you sign up on payments, you're gonna get crushed. Just absolutely crushed. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hey, DJ Pre K. Yo, yo.

[I]

What's cracking?

[C]

Not much. Did you see him? Speaking of Roy accusing me of drinking? I was, I was. I was in the middle of about six beers. Night before last, I started writing your theory on how we're gonna make you famous.

[I]

Oh, hey, yeah, man, I saw that. You know, let's get it. We trying to hit that billboard number one, baby. You said you was gonna turn me into the next Vanilla Ice.

[D]

Baby, baby.

[C]

Well, I was giving him some. You know, we need to write a good song. You need a hit, you're a good rapper, and you've got the white black thing going. And, and you, you, you. You wear the part. You don't fake it. I just think that. I think we just need to get you a hit.

[F]

You don't think this is a hit?

[C]

No, no.

[F]

Eyeball.

[C]

I mean. So, dj, what was my. What was my overall takeaway that you got from my ideas of how we need to write Your hit man. Really?

[I]

You know, I look at it kind of like this, man. You gotta. You gotta treat it like, like a wedding, man. You gotta have something old, something new, something borrowed or something blue, man. You gotta have something, something familiar that people can latch on to. You know, like you were saying, you use a little sample of some. That's why, you know, I think y' all like the on dub song that I did, man.

[F]

Oh, send that.

[C]

I don't have that handy.

[I]

I'm gonna have to. I'm have to hit y'.

[C]

All. But did you notice, I mean, I don't know if you already realized this. Did you, did you see the theory about love songs? And I put in and I dragged it back into hip hop.

[I]

Yeah, yeah. But see, I. I don't know too much about love.

[C]

I don't love these. But Jack Ingram told me years ago. And all the money he's made, the real money he's made. If you look at a lot of these is love songs. Love songs. And look at Post Malone. I mean, he's literally the number one entertainer in the world right now, which is unbelievable to me. But it's true. Like him, he's a great guy. I mean, he looks like something out of a corn. But. But if you really listen to his songs or love songs and a lot, I mean, the hard hitting eyeball and I kill and I do this and I do that, that's all cool. But if you come up and mask a love song into it, send that new one.

[F]

Because actually I do remember this. And the new one you have has a little bit of love, but it's a. It's a ghetto love John, but.

[C]

And another point I made to him, Vanilla Ice. Robert Van Winkle would still be Robert Van Winkle if it wasn't for Queen's baseline of under pressure. Period, End of story. Without the dun dun, dun dun, dun, dun dun. He never would hit. His two hits that he made were both ripoffs. He took Under Pressure on one and play that funky music on the other one. Those are only two songs he ever had that were on the radio ever.

[B]

You got to find your own thing. But like, what about the Beach Boys formula? Like songs.

[C]

Yeah, but you're talking about guys with talent.

[B]

I mean, songs about cars. Like there's a rap about cars.

[C]

I think DJ Pre K is the next Beatles or Beach Boys.

[B]

No, it could be.

[I]

What?

[C]

I mean, that's, that's a ridiculous level.

[D]

Bigger. You're bigger than that.

[I]

Exactly.

[C]

And if the Beach Boys did their thing today, when Anybody cares? Absolutely.

[D]

Probably not.

[C]

Not at all.

[D]

No.

[C]

What sells today is auto tune, hip hop, grills and ice and. I mean, that stuff sells easier than any good rock song.

[B]

You gotta understand though, there's a lot of rap out there. Like. Like we found a song this week about a car. It's a rap song about a car and you wouldn't think about it, but the guy obviously put a lot of thought.

[C]

Is this DJ Prek song?

[F]

No, it's not. But it's somebody probably similar to DJ.

[C]

Let's listen. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is call in number. And remember, if givemetheven.com does not beat your carmax offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Go ahead. I got an 06 Camry, V6 power driver's seat and an auto. Got the 06 Camry, what up? Family sedan. And as well got 06 Camry, V6 power Driver's seat and an auto.

[D]

Got it.

[C]

06 Camry, what up, bitch? Family sedan and it's well equipped. Catch me at the red light leaning like a comma gas pedal itching Man, I'm about to mash a Honda. Man, this car's not even from the Thousands in a 1900 something just going.

[E]

Off at the mouth and talking loud.

[C]

But I'm too proud to let the Japanese workers at Toyota down. So I get in it, put the pedal to the metal. Hope my mama don't get mad at.

[D]

Me if she find out I'm a rebel.

[C]

This, this is. Are you trying to turn DJ Pray into Weird Al Yankovic?

[F]

No, that's just. He was just making fun of the song with something we found on. It was kind of amusing. Just hears somebody rap about an 06 Camry.

[C]

Ridiculous.

[B]

Got a 06 Camry.

[C]

But I'm serious, Prek. We need to start working on this because, I mean, we've got this big platform. You've got the talent. You're the perfect you. If we can figure out a hit for you, you'll make it. I really believe it.

[D]

You got a couple of weeks until the listener party. Can you come up with something we can debut at a listener party?

[F]

Come on.

[C]

Hey, in Pre K also. Are you there?

[I]

What's up? Let's get it.

[C]

As your manager, as your Barry Gordy, you need to start doing all that stuff you can that you did a couple of weeks ago. The Friday night deal and the in the emcee and stuff. And this that. Hip hop parties. You need to be out on the weekends. You quit being lazy. You know what?

[F]

They're at Wild Pitch that Fresh Friday night before the June 1st party.

[D]

Right?

[F]

They're doing a DJ bikini contest. So I think DJ, DJ Prek. I mean, made sense.

[C]

There's no question.

[F]

You know, you got to be out there doing this.

[I]

Hell yeah. Let's just knock the dj. They got off, man.

[F]

Yes.

[C]

Tell them to get the real deal. Hey, what. What is our white, black, Latino or other this week? Just set it up and then we'll get back to it.

[E]

All right.

[I]

I got a good one this week.

[F]

I. I got.

[I]

Let's just say people in Florida are acting a damn fool, as always, man.

[C]

That's it? That's all you got?

[I]

That's it, man, I want to give y' all too much.

[C]

Okay, well, I was wanting to go ahead and set it up so we could think about it during the break.

[I]

Okay, well, shoot, man.

[C]

Go ahead and read it, y'. All.

[I]

Well, you know, ain't nothing like taking your family out to a fancy dinner at one of America's favorite eating establishment, the Olive Garden. But some families got a sight to see as they headed into a Miami og and our suspect today walked up in the garden axing for money and yelling and cursing and ordering a plate of spaghetti. And the OG staff called the cops and said, you know, y' all gotta get this dude outta here. And by the time 12 arrived, the man was posted up outside, shirtless, shoveling pasta into his gullet with his bare hands.

[D]

What?

[I]

You know, it's a real sight to see.

[C]

It's just all tweakers, all these stories. Just tweakers. That's not a drunk story. That's a tweaker.

[I]

Hey, they do the most interesting things, man.

[C]

I mean, we knocked this down quick. It's a white boy, J.D.

[D]

Yeah, white boy.

[C]

We got 30 seconds. Bobo. White Oklahoma tweaker. That was in Florida.

[B]

You don't eat when you're on speed, though, John.

[F]

Okay, and an Olive Garden.

[C]

What is it that we got 20 seconds?

[B]

That is a. That is a black man with too much red wine.

[C]

Okay, I was.

[F]

I'm going right there with you.

[C]

Okay, brother, what is it? What's the answer, DJ?

[I]

32 year old Ben Alfano taken in for disorderly intoxication. It was an Italian man just trying.

[C]

To find his hungry Italian. All right, we'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy Carson Radio.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios. It's time for the john clay wolf show. Now, john clay wolf.

[C]

Oh, that was a rat. So I. You went to the concert last night? ZZ Top, Bad Company and Cheap Trick. You haven't said anything about Sheep Trick.

[B]

Sheep Trick is. They still amazed me, Robin. Xander gets younger every time I see him.

[C]

What about the dude with the five headed guitar?

[B]

Oh, it's just badass. And he saved that till the very last song.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, they were MTV's darlings, weren't they? Back in the day. Well, they're.

[B]

They're in the Rock and Roll hall of fame.

[C]

Real quick, Bill and Katie. A 14 Mazda Miata MX5. 48,000Miles Leather. Does it have a.

[E]

Yes, it does.

[C]

Is it. Is. I don't know off the top of my head. Is it a. Is it. Is it 10 grand? 12 grand? Is that right?

[E]

You're close. You're close on that. I was. I was looking to get maybe 11,5 for it and I gotta. I gotta get it sold quick. I'm moving to Belize Thursday.

[C]

Do you have a payoff or a title?

[B]

Wow.

[E]

No clear title in hand. Yeah.

[C]

What color?

[E]

It's real nice. No scratches. It's black.

[C]

Yeah. If. If. So If I give 11. 5, does it a clean carfax?

[E]

It does, as far as I know.

[C]

Okay. If it's got a clean carfax, it's a good.

[E]

I've ran one in a long time.

[C]

14Mx5 with 40. I'll give 11,500. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up in the system and just write. You know, just tell them we did it over the air and we'll line it is Monday. Quick enough. We can beat your door on Monday. Kidding. Texas. And with a check Monday.

[E]

Monday is perfect. Sooner the better.

[C]

See them? Thanks. 800. 800. You forgot to sell that sounder, boss man. Oh my God. You're slipping.

[D]

He was distracted.

[F]

Okay, so a little distracted.

[C]

So we're having this party June 1st.

[D]

Party June 1st at Wild Pit. Wild pitching 4 o'.

[C]

Clock. The. The little poster for it is up on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. And actually two of the ladies from the wild picture, they are also up.

[D]

On the Jon Clee Wolf Facebook page.

[C]

With a picture of me. You. I bet it's a bad picture.

[D]

It's not. It's a good picture.

[C]

I just woke up. What are y' all doing? Ladies. Hello. Hello. Hi. What's your name?

[G]

I'm Allie. And I'm Sarah.

[C]

Allie and Sarah. And we have Hannah also. So Allie and Sarah. Ally. When we took the picture a minute ago. I must admit that I smelled vodka on your breast. Oh, no, you didn't.

[I]

I did.

[C]

Absolutely. I did. Absolutely.

[G]

I was good last night.

[C]

No, somebody that Sarah wasn't. Somebody was drinking vodka last night.

[G]

I was drinking a bang. It's an energy drink.

[C]

No, I know Bob's. Bob. Smell their breath. I'm telling you, I know a good old alcoholic second day after smells water.

[G]

I promise.

[C]

No, I'm. One of y' all were drinking last night and you're both. You're both gonna deny it.

[D]

So were you.

[C]

I know it says you're gonna deny it. Come on, just come clean.

[G]

All right, maybe a little.

[C]

All right. What did you do last night? We were together for a little bit and then I ended up going home for a 12 year old birthday party. We all like together. Like, are y' all like lesbians?

[G]

Just only on Tuesdays.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

No.

[D]

John, are you.

[C]

Are you straight? Are you, are you bi? Are you lesbian? Are you. Are either one of you?

[G]

I would have to say I'm straight.

[C]

What about the other one?

[G]

Straight.

[C]

Straight. Have you ever even tried the other side? Oh, yeah.

[D]

There you go.

[C]

And. And is that not all it's cracked up to be, is it? Is it almost just like a bucket list? Yeah.

[G]

You gotta experiment.

[C]

Yeah. And how old were you the first time you did that?

[G]

Let's see, say about like. I was in college. That's what you do when you're in college, right?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Right.

[C]

And what did you do in college? Tell me about it. A little bit of school. Wait, tell me about your experiment. The first time that you. That you. That you had a moment with another.

[D]

See, you thought you were here to talk about.

[I]

Right?

[G]

Yeah. So wild pitch.

[C]

Forget all that. Tell me about it. Tell me about it. Were you. Were you like. I mean, did you have on a nightgown? Were you in the middle of a club? What? What was that?

[G]

Oh, no, it was definitely a later night.

[C]

You didn't. You don't really plan for these type of things.

[G]

I lived right across Fry Street. It didn't.

[F]

Yeah, that was your eagle. Yeah.

[G]

Okay, so that was fun.

[C]

And, and, but give me some details. I mean, you know, tell me what was on. You know, I don't really remember much. You were wasted. You wound up making out with another girl.

[G]

We'll say that.

[C]

I mean like all like full tilt boogie or just half tilt? Full tilt. What's full. Full tilt boogie.

[G]

I don't even know that term.

[C]

I know, but you know what it means, like out of 100 of what we're talking about, did you go 100 or did you go 50 or 75? I'd say 80.

[G]

80. I'd say 100.

[F]

Third base. All right.

[C]

All right. And was it just you and another woman or was it. Was there a man involved?

[G]

The first or third time.

[C]

Any of them. No.

[E]

Guy.

[C]

We'll get the answer to this and more at the listener party. Yes. Wild pitch on June 1st. So.

[D]

So shout out to your manager too, Vincent, for letting you guys out.

[G]

See you, Vince. Letting her come up with us.

[C]

Hannah. Hannah. Hannah. What do you.

[F]

Wait, where's Hannah?

[C]

What do you think about this? Our own in house lady? She.

[B]

She's.

[C]

She's been up all night. Maybe that's Hannah's vodka. I smelling her breath.

[G]

I think it's awesome. Got the girls from Wild. I love wild hairs.

[C]

Do I Wild.

[D]

She loves wild pitch.

[G]

No, Dr. Tony, we go out wild pits. But I don't dress like a dancer.

[B]

And I got a wild pit.

[D]

You don't. How do you dress?

[G]

No, we're like a sensible top.

[D]

Sensible top.

[G]

And my Nikes.

[D]

Nikes.

[G]

And like a teeny, like, little gypsy. Teeny skirt.

[C]

So, Hannah, did you start out, like, did you go straight into professional dancing and cabarets, or did you work your way up, like, through the Hooters?

[G]

Well, no, we just went for Nacho.

[C]

No, you. Did you work for. Did you start as a Hooters and then go to the next, Then, like, go to Twin Peaks and then go to the.

[F]

Or Wild pitch maybe started.

[B]

Oh, no.

[C]

Tell me your career path. Tell me your career path.

[G]

Okay. My boyfriend Bobby took me to Las Vegas.

[C]

Vegas.

[G]

In Las Vegas. We had a lot of fun. It was awesome. And I lost a lot of money on the crabs.

[D]

Okay.

[G]

And the guy next to us was named Tony Wallachi.

[D]

Wallachi.

[G]

He was Russian. He was awesome. He was Russian. He was speaking Russian. He had a neck tattoo, and he was like, kill.

[D]

I know where the smell of vodka came from.

[G]

He said, I'll give you back your $2,000 if you'll dance for me. And we went to his room, and Bobby got really mad. He gave me $2,000 and he was looking at my boobies.

[D]

Did Bobby get to go to the room?

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

I didn't want to hear the story about you being a prostitute anyway.

[B]

Crazy.

[D]

It wasn't a prostitute. It was dancing.

[F]

Yeah, that's how he. She started dancing.

[G]

I know, but look at my boobies.

[C]

And Brittany, no natural.

[G]

Dear. What are you girls, be nice. What are you girls?

[C]

Ally.

[G]

Do what? Sarah, what are you. I'm A D. Oh yeah. I'm a D. D. Yeah, for sure. Guys love D. Yes. So do girls love D. I really love D. If you have a C cup.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

Just stay home.

[D]

Oh my Lord.

[C]

Mark in Spring, Texas. Good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Oh my gosh.

[E]

Good morning.

[C]

Hey. Hey. Speaking of pretty girls and pretty cars. 12 Corvette Grand Sport. 32,000 miles. What color is it?

[E]

The centennial edition. It's carbon flash metallic.

[C]

What color is that? In layman's terms.

[E]

Charcoal.

[C]

Okay. It's great. Does 30 gram buy it?

[E]

That's close.

[C]

It's pretty damn close actually. Now I'm looking very close. These numbers, I kind of. I think I hit it a thousand too hard. I think it's a $29,000 car. How many miles are on it?

[E]

32,000.

[C]

If it had twenties on it, I'd be good. I'm 29 to 30. Do this. Load it up into givemetheven.com and let me see pictures of it.

[E]

Will do.

[C]

Where do you live? Spring Spring, Texas. Yeah, I've got a. We. We've got an office in Houston and we can dispatch drivers out and pick it up Monday. Do you have a payoff for a title?

[E]

No, I have the title.

[C]

Okay, cool. It's easier then I just bring you a check to your door. Thanks.

[G]

Oh, guys, say hi. You're so cute. You're pretty.

[C]

Anna. So how many And. And Ally, do you see this? I mean do. Do. Are there girls that. What. What do you call it? A breastaurant. Is that. Is that a. Is that a fair statement? I guess.

[D]

Sports bars.

[C]

What?

[B]

It is.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Sports bar.

[C]

Okay, well.

[F]

But they do have good food, fresh sushi.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[G]

Our sushi is really good.

[C]

Okay.

[G]

I eat it all the time.

[C]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You made Hannah blush for that.

[D]

Last Friday before our party is going to be a showcase day. All the staff is going to be wearing. Are you all aware of this? You're gonna be wearing lingerie.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[G]

That's every Friday.

[D]

That's every Friday. See?

[C]

Who knew? Every Friday.

[G]

Every Friday we actually have a def. A different dress up day every day. Really?

[C]

Like give us.

[G]

We were nurses last week.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

On Wednesday.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

We've been all kinds of things.

[D]

School girls.

[G]

Yes, we've been school girls.

[D]

Yeah, Y. I mean I've heard of that.

[G]

Cheerleaders. Secretaries.

[D]

Secretaries.

[C]

Secretaries.

[F]

Interesting. That's a new one.

[C]

What day is that?

[G]

Every Wednesday is a wild card for us.

[C]

Sex Secretary Appreciation day.

[I]

All right, so.

[F]

And Saturday they're wearing June 1st. What? Lingerie.

[C]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[D]

Right? You enter for a chance to win a sea doo Jet ski. All kinds of activities going on a car show. We're there. It's going to be a party.

[C]

We're gonna have a car show. And we're gonna bring some high line cars. We're gonna bring some heavy exotics just for a car show, for fun.

[D]

It's called Wild Pitch.

[C]

Do you like. Do you like supercars, Lamborghinis, Ferraris, all that cool stuff?

[G]

Who doesn't, right?

[C]

We'll bring some because we handle that kind of stuff.

[G]

We do have car shows there too.

[C]

Yeah, we're gonna have one on that Saturday, June. June 1st. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hey, Bill in Virginia, I see this 85 GM. I mean, this Hummer, but it was the military version, right?

[E]

Well, this is actually an AM General 5 ton. It's not a Hummer.

[C]

Oh, it's one of those. It's one of the. Okay, those.

[E]

It's one of the monsters, man.

[C]

You'll be doing better off selling that to someone else. I've had. I've had those and I don't get the money from them. Yeah, they look like they would be worth something, but I. It's not that easy to sell. You know, people. Okay, People.

[E]

I just wanted to check, see what you guys.

[C]

You know, people. Ooh. And all over them. But nobody ever wants to write a check form. Does that make sense? Because they don't know what to do with it. I mean.

[E]

It does. Absolutely.

[C]

Yeah. Do you have it. Do you own. I mean, where. Where do you.

[B]

Where.

[C]

Where do you keep it?

[E]

I keep it at my house. I. I've got a big driveway, plenty of room for it.

[B]

All right.

[C]

You know, I.

[F]

It.

[C]

What do you want for it?

[E]

Yeah. Asking. 16.

[C]

Yeah, I. I would not. I have had two of those and I struggled with both of them and I. I wound up selling them at auction for. For five grand. Might not have been as nice as yours. Yeah, but that was my experience. I mean, they're kind of like True Paulers, right?

[E]

I. I understand.

[C]

Yeah. All right. Thank you. Yeah. Ben and Dallas. A14AMG C63. Oh, I'm out of time. Benny there, just put it in the website. Give me the vin.com. okay. I'd like to take it there, but I do not have time. Here's another Bad Company song. Did you get baked?

[B]

No, no, no.

[C]

You.

[B]

I know, I know. I May be I may have got enough, you know, side stream secondhand. Dude, it was pretty foggy in there.

[C]

Was there plenty? The good seats at those classic rock concerts, they've got that high grade bud. So typically is a better cut. We'll be right back. My name is John Clee Wolf and I buy cars and radio.

[A]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

Police in Philadelphia are investigating. Investigating after a five year old boy walked into his preschool class holding about two dozen vials of crack cocaine.

[A]

Call John toll free, 1-800-800-radio.

[C]

In the kids defense, he did bring enough for everyone.

[A]

Now, John Clay Wolf, do I stress you out?

[C]

My sweater is on backwards. This chick was rocking last Friday night, dude. Atlantis at a Cowboy Stadium. Like 20 months pregnant and 50 years old. I think she's 45 and she was probably 8 months and 7 months pregnant.

[D]

Rocking the house.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

I was impressed.

[D]

To 19 people.

[B]

That's a damn shame, man.

[C]

I smelled vodka on those gals. I don't know why the hell they were denying.

[B]

I think it's hand sanitizer, John. It's, it's JD Is covered with it.

[D]

I'm covered with it.

[B]

Bobo.

[C]

Bobo. I've been around long enough. That vodka thing rolls. It carries. People think you can't smell it. It's very distinct. Distinct smell.

[B]

Oh, really? You're gonna, you're gonna tell me about the smell of vodka?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

You're gonna, you're gonna instruct me.

[C]

I'm not gonna tell you about the smell of vodka the night of. I'm telling you the day after or hours after.

[B]

I'm not getting it.

[C]

There's no, there's no mask in it. There's no confusion. Jody Stokes, this gal that worked for us forever.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

She would come in, in the, in the mornings the day after.

[D]

I was like, whoa, coming out of your pores.

[C]

It's coming out of your pores. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Alcoholics don't think it does, but it does.

[F]

I smell it down in the buyer's room all the time.

[D]

All the time?

[C]

Really?

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

John doesn't want to hear that. I could tell that was the morning.

[F]

No, the next morning. I'm talking about not talking about during the day.

[D]

During the day. That'd be silly.

[B]

Well, not all the time.

[C]

Did you know Big Ed doesn't drink? Yeah, he just eats.

[F]

I know. He's. He loves food.

[C]

Just loves it. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Rush Limbaugh is on the ISD line. The Rush. The fake Rush Limbaugh. And we would like to talk to him.

[B]

John.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

I was like, good morning.

[C]

Good morning.

[B]

Welcome to your Saturday. It's my Saturday, too. And therein explains the double Vicodin cocktail I've had this morning. Wonderful time. I was talking to your man Tylee earlier.

[C]

Turley.

[B]

Turley.

[D]

Michael Turley.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Forgive me, forgive me. I've been looking for a better producer for my show. Does Turley have time during the week?

[C]

Well, he was a producer on the ticket before he got fired for being. For helping a hand to someone else.

[B]

I know he's.

[F]

I can't help you, Rush, because I'll get fired from here.

[B]

Unlike you guys, he's famous for real, right? Authentically famous. What were we talking about before, Turley?

[F]

You're talking about the mayor that's running for president.

[B]

Mayor Pete. Yes, yes. And this is true. They asked our esteemed leader, Donald J. Trump, what he thought about. Now, listen, this Buttigieg is a veteran of the war in Afghanistan, mayor of some town off somewhere, good sized place.

[C]

They say Indiana or something.

[B]

And Fox News has a special Sunday report this week. And they asked Donald Trump how he felt about Mayor Pete Buttigieg having his husband on stage with him during, during a public, public performance, a public town hall. And the President answered, actually, totally, totally differently than I thought he would.

[F]

Do you want the audio?

[C]

Actually, Rush, do you have that?

[B]

Yes, I was going to play it for you.

[F]

No.

[B]

Yeah, we've got Pete Buttigieg put Edge.

[D]

Edge.

[B]

There you go. Don't you think it's just great to see the fact that you've got a guy there on the stage with his husband and it's normal. It's not even. Absolutely fine.

[D]

I do.

[B]

But it's, Isn't it a sign of great progress in the country that that's just.

[C]

Yeah, I think it's great. I think that's something that perhaps some.

[E]

People will have a problem with.

[D]

I have no problem with it whatsoever.

[C]

I think it's good.

[B]

There you go. And if you break the code on that, what the, what the president also just said, besides being okay with it, is that the 2020 election cycle has begun. Ladies and gentlemen, that's. My Lord, that's the answer to that. No, but I agree. I think it's. I think it's. We're moving along for good or ill towards that because rather than put all the, you know, this man's a veteran.

[E]

He's not.

[B]

I mean, it's not just, it's not just about the gays anymore, okay? The homos?

[D]

Yeah. Stop.

[B]

No, the.

[D]

Just gays. The people that are gay. Just say it.

[B]

Well, the. The what? The feminine challenged.

[D]

Oh, my Lord.

[C]

I don't know how to put it.

[B]

It's not just.

[C]

But he's gay.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

We're not going to be prejudiced around being gay, Bob.

[B]

That's right. We're not going to be prejudiced anymore.

[C]

Bob's right there. He's gay.

[F]

Go ahead.

[B]

We're not going to be prejudiced that way anymore.

[C]

It's prejudice. Why is it prejudice?

[B]

That's what he said.

[C]

Well, many people that were in here a minute ago told us a story like that.

[B]

Gals.

[D]

Why is that okay? It's totally okay.

[C]

It's all okay. We have. No, y' all aren't going to get me in trouble. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

[F]

Up.

[C]

I'm gonna clear the air. Anybody who wants to or complain. I am fine on all of the topics and there is no hidden funny business. I'm not going to take the heat from the ACLU and everybody. I got a damn letter yesterday.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

From. I'm not even going to mention who it is because I don't want to get it fired up. This long, long letter of someone who was supposedly offended about a Facebook post on our show page. I had him take. Get down. But it made me mad.

[B]

He's not a hater.

[C]

He's a Texan.

[B]

He's the accidental racist.

[C]

I mean, I'm talking. This person wrote for an hour on. On a Facebook post about Judaism.

[D]

Oh, my Lord.

[C]

I mean, went on and on about the Old Testament, the New Testament, and the. This.

[D]

Did you wonder how they have that much time?

[B]

Well, be careful with that. That biblical stuff that a lot of people are very serious about it.

[D]

All I'm saying is wait too.

[B]

I'm with the prez. If he says it's okay at least until 2020, I'm gonna follow suit.

[C]

That's fine. It's all good.

[B]

Which we should do.

[C]

Satan, are you here?

[D]

And with that, of course he is.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Enjoy your Saturday from here in lovely Florida.

[D]

And I wanted to talk to Satan this week, too, because I saw a video of Mick Jagger dancing like he's 20 years old a few weeks after having heart surgery. You cannot tell me that Mick Jagger and probably that other fella on his band have. Have a deal with the devil. They got to. They have to.

[C]

Satan, are you there?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Good morning.

[D]

That sucks.

[B]

What?

[D]

That's the guy. He's two weeks out of heart surgery dancing like a 20 year old. He's 75.

[B]

Yeah, but J.D.

[D]

You do. You did something, you've done something.

[B]

He's a celebrity.

[D]

I know, but he's. What does that mean?

[B]

He got there on his own merit.

[D]

No, he did. I didn't.

[B]

There's no. I don't make deals like that with guys like Mick Jagger.

[D]

Really? Yeah. So a 75 year old dances like he's 20.

[B]

Next you're gonna say I turned Liberace gay.

[D]

I knew that, too.

[B]

That's not what I do. That's not how it works now. And Mick Jagger is 100 years old.

[D]

75.

[B]

I believe he may have made a deal similar to what you're talking about.

[D]

Right.

[B]

With the Buddha.

[D]

With the Buddha.

[B]

The Buddha. And now listen, what would he do? I mean, you know, I'm equipped people. I'm the Prince of darkness.

[D]

Yeah. People always say, deal with the devil.

[B]

I'll take your soul.

[D]

Devil's advocate.

[B]

But I'm nothing compared to the Buddha.

[D]

The Buddha, the Buddha. And nobody ever says I'll be the Buddha's advocate, though I.

[B]

We had the Christmas party last year. Everybody was there. Everybody was there. We had Cat Nash, the Buddha.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah. Jesus and St. Peter, all of them. It was outstanding. Yeah.

[D]

Jim Morrison, doors, anybody worth worshiping was all there.

[B]

Yeah. No. No.

[C]

Zeus, Gosh. Thor, Odin. And we, all of us.

[B]

All of us kind of just, you.

[D]

Know, kind of stayed away from Buddha.

[B]

Why? He's a scary guy.

[D]

Why is he really.

[B]

He's really being misrepresented these days. They got him all peaceful as a fat man, smiling. He's not like that at all.

[C]

Satan, I've got 20 seconds. I want to grab. Grab this truck real quick.

[B]

Would you like a punchline?

[C]

No.

[I]

Yes.

[C]

Yes. Hang on. Go ahead, Satan. Go ahead, Satan.

[B]

N. That's plenty.

[C]

Okay, Buddha.

[B]

He's mean.

[D]

Mean guy.

[B]

He's mean.

[D]

Bitter, bitter pill.

[B]

No, I forgot it. You threw me off.

[C]

Well, if you could. If you could look at a clock and hit a post. Satan.

[D]

He doesn't have to. He's the Prince of Darkness.

[C]

All right. Hey, Raymond. A 16F150XLT EcoBoost 4x4 crew cab, 80, 000 miles. I think it's worth 14, 15 grand. Go to. Give me the 14 to 15 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. All right, thanks.

[D]

Put your phone outside the window.

[C]

My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars in the air.

[A]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now, 1, 800800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[C]

For everyone that's dying to be offended. Stay tuned. Just the best, best thing you can do for a good ratings. Yeah, that's true. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning everyone. Where's Bob?

[D]

God only knows. He walks off, wait me to show up.

[C]

Hey, there he is.

[B]

He's like a.

[D]

He's like a puppy. Just gotta keep him on track.

[C]

Hey Bob, I need you on there. There he goes again. He's trying to walk off. My God almighty, come here.

[B]

What's that?

[C]

Hey. Hey. So you went to the concert last night and did you get baked or you did not get baked?

[B]

I actually did not. I. I wouldn't have even drank like, you know, VIP at Starplex.

[C]

Yeah, you get free booze.

[B]

Excuse me? Dose Equis Pavilion.

[C]

Right.

[B]

It's a pretty good vip. I mean, food and drink.

[D]

Right?

[C]

Right, right.

[B]

I drank a bottled water. First pitch in. Second pitch in. I got a red, white and blue Budweiser. Okay. 12 ounce can. Thank you very much. And that would have been all except.

[C]

You realized it was free.

[B]

A couple of our, couple of our KCPS friends, okay, our Lone Star 925 friends were drinking this. It was a tall 16 ounce can of some called gavach or some kind of. It tasted almost like a, like a shiner. Heavy vison, but it was orange, you know, kind of flavored and challenged me.

[C]

To what?

[B]

To put it down? Guzzle it.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Ah, no. A pretty little thing.

[C]

Okay. I said.

[B]

Can I say it?

[C]

Put him on hold. Pre K, you moron. Go ahead.

[B]

I said. I'll drink you under this table. Mess with me. Yeah, she's being all cocky and we were all jovial and joking around and you know, totally straight. This is what happens when I don't drink, okay. I get all sardonic.

[C]

So.

[B]

And we down it. Dude, she beat me. She drank faster than I did, but I drank it and that was all the buzz I needed for about 30 minutes. So I conducted myself very well. You'd be proud, sir.

[C]

So who. Who raised the L, who at CPS wanted to have a drinking contest with you?

[B]

I don't know them all. They're those three guys that I see every year at the Big Bow and Jim deal. Okay? And I only saw one of them and he's the same guy. We always see the same guy when we go to these things together, you and I, same guy, shoulder bag, you know, I'm talking about.

[C]

Oh yeah, Kevin.

[B]

Yes, yes.

[C]

Yeah, he's running he runs the deal.

[B]

Saw him, he was with them, but part of the kind of same crowd, you know.

[C]

So did you do any. I mean, you didn't do any edibles before you left?

[B]

No, I don't own any edibles.

[F]

When's the last time? Because didn't you say something? You had some in San Diego.

[B]

Yes, they. We bought the chocolate bars.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Do you know about the chocolate bars?

[C]

No.

[B]

Legal dispensaries. You can buy it in all different forms. There's stuff you can drink, there's stuff you can smoke. They're edibles, gummies, brownies. I bought chocolate bars.

[D]

They look like candy bar.

[B]

Look just like a little Cadbury in California. Yes.

[C]

Hey, Jim in Bakersfield, you there?

[E]

John, is that you?

[C]

This is me. We're on the air.

[E]

You are just. You, you are just a broken back, funny person.

[C]

Well, broken back's the truth. We try. We try. Even you California liberals are dying to be offended. If you, if you.

[E]

No, no, no, no. I live in Bakersfield. We are not liberal. We believe in guns and dynamite.

[C]

Good old fashioned lesbians. What about, what about edibles? What about edibles? Is that. Do y' all have dispensaries in Bakersfield or is it just. Is it a zone thing? Is it all of the state or just part of the state?

[E]

State. Part of the state.

[C]

Okay, cuz, Bobo's telling us a San Diego story where he. Hang on, I'm going to put you on hold, Jim. Hang on. Go ahead, Bob.

[B]

So I bought a couple of bars of this stuff and there were. I was myself, my ex wife, my oldest daughter, her boyfriend stayed in a hotel to go out for my son's graduation from the Marine Corps. Okay? Now he's on.

[C]

God damn, Bobbo, come on, man.

[B]

He can't come hang with us. We get back to the hotel and we each eat one square, okay? Five grams.

[C]

Okay. This is your son that's in the military?

[B]

No, no, he wasn't. He was on base. Just the four of us adults, all.

[C]

The family members that everybody's so proud of. At graduation they show up stoned.

[B]

Nothing happened. We waited 20 minutes, we waited 30 minutes. Nothing happened. So we had another one and nothing happened. So I went downstairs, there's a liquor store down the street and got a bottle of Absolut Citron. You ever had that? Orange flavored, Absolute delicious. And we drank a bunch of that. Well, then it started to happen.

[C]

It started firing up on you.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

How far in were you? An hour and a half, two hours?

[B]

Maybe an hour and a half.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And it.

[C]

So had you already started drinking?

[B]

No.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

No.

[C]

We.

[B]

We each had one shot of Absolute and sat on the floor in this big hotel room to play Uno.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And by the time we had the cards out of the box, not a one of us could remember how precisely to play Uno.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Uno's an easy game, John. There's colors and numbers and a skip.

[C]

So you had two squares in reverse.

[B]

Yeah, two squares and a shot of Absolute. Now, rest of the trip, they didn't touch the stuff. Just me and the. Me and the oldest daughter's boyfriend.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Had a couple more. When we went to get on the plane, I had a half a bar, eight squares left.

[C]

Okay.

[I]

A lot.

[B]

And no. And I'm scared to stick it in my luggage and try to fly it back.

[C]

For good reason. For good reason.

[B]

So I ate it.

[C]

The whole thing.

[B]

Ate it in the cab on the.

[D]

Way to the airport.

[C]

Did you really?

[B]

And got on a plane.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And watched the Shining.

[C]

Did you really?

[B]

On the flight. And I. I now can say I have a better understanding of Jack Nicholson's motivation in that film that I ever have before.

[D]

It away.

[F]

Because you can't.

[C]

J.D. why?

[D]

You can't open the window. Go.

[C]

So. So you ate. You ate half a bar. And how. How. On a scale of one to ten, where were you?

[B]

Thirteen and a half.

[C]

Really? Was it. Was it scary bad?

[B]

Was it scary?

[C]

Yeah. I mean, did it take you. So, did it take you too far? Were you like, this dude, he's chopping.

[B]

The bathroom door down with an axe. I mean, how many thousand feet?

[C]

I'm not talking about the movie. I'm just talking about your mental state at that time. Were you like, I'm. I need to throttle this dude?

[B]

I was wide eyed, bare knuckled. Do I. Do I want a drink? God, no. Yeah, it was bad.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And you can't. And for the record, you can't throw it out the window. Why? Why?

[D]

Because.

[B]

Why would you throw it out the window?

[D]

Feeding it, you monkey.

[C]

Domingo in Dallas with the bad jokes. Our Mexican friend Domingo. Good morning. What have you got this morning? Sometimes you're good, sometimes you're not. We need to screen your jokes, by the way, but go ahead. Oh, come on, man.

[E]

Anyway, I ran into a couple of buddies I went to college with. They were from Canada, right?

[C]

No.

[E]

Well, they. They wanted to start their own Bundy jumping thing in Mexico.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

So they put the money together, they went to Mexico, they get it all set up and. But no, but none of the Mexicans wanted to Try it. Because they thought it was, like, crazy suicidal, right? So partner number two. The partner number two says, you know what? Let me get on this, and we'll show them, okay? It's just fun. So he straps his partner one straps him in there. He jumps over, he goes down, he comes back up, but he's all beat the hell. Partner number one's like, what? And he goes back down. And partner number one is thinking, man, the band's not too long. I know.

[D]

We tested it.

[E]

And then he comes back up again. He's even more beat the hell. He tries to grab him, and he's still in back down. And then he's like, what the shit's going on? He come back up, and he finally grabbed him, and he goes, buddy, what happened? Why are you up?

[C]

Beat the hell.

[E]

He goes, what does pinata mean?

[C]

Oh, God. Hey, dj. DJ DJ you have. Hang on a second. DJ can you hear me?

[I]

Yeah, man.

[C]

You didn't like that, Joe? It was okay. Are you proofing these before we put them up?

[I]

Hey, man.

[C]

Yeah, I need you. There's a reason we call you a call screener. It's not just to take a name and load them. You got to screen the data, screen the content. All right, Jim in Bakersfield. So what station. What's the name. What's the name. What's the name of the station we're on out there in California?

[E]

Hey.

[C]

I forgot.

[E]

98.50, right?

[C]

How long you been listening to us?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

We've been on out there like six months.

[E]

Oh, my God, eight months.

[C]

How long have you been.

[E]

Yeah, six or. Yeah, every bit of it.

[C]

Are we your every.

[E]

Because I'm an old man.

[C]

Are we your every Saturday go to.

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Yes.

[C]

Good. That's what we've aim to be. We aim to please. We aim to please. You know, us old guys in our 40s, 50s, 30s, we're all busy kids, work this. This is our escape time. This is Saturday morning cartoons hanging out.

[D]

At the Home Depot.

[C]

All right, thanks for calling.

[E]

And I'm done with kids. They're all graduated.

[C]

Well, tell people. Tell people about us. Go ahead.

[E]

Oh, I will. But I do have a 2016 Triumph motorcycle 1200.

[C]

I'm glad you bring that up. Hang on, I'm gonna. I'm cut you off right there because I know nothing but what I can do. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load up. We have a motorcycle expert on staff, and he does nothing but buy the motorcycles. And we have an RV expert on staff. So we buy motorcycles and [e-mail]. jim, load it up into the website and we'll. I'll get your number on it. And speaking of, I bought a motorcycle from a guy this week and I bought it for me personally because I was going to ride with my kid. Just a, just a. Not, not a race bike, just a KDX 200.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

You're gonna ride.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

And. And I mean, my son's into it, both of them, and I, I need something to ride with him. It is a weird deal, but we had it all lined up and he like had to have cash, so I got him cash and we're here. He didn't show. He won't answer the phone.

[F]

Maybe it's a sign.

[C]

Of what?

[F]

You're not needing to ride a bike.

[D]

You need to run a bike.

[C]

I ride around on their little CR7s and. And that's dangerous as hell cuz they're so small, my knees are hitting them. I'm gonna wind up. I had a pretty bad spill on one about three years ago. I need a bigger bike. Yeah, I'm gonna.

[F]

Big spill.

[C]

Like longer than that. That was racing motocross. That's different. Racing motocross is. I hear what you're saying, Turley. Racing motocross is. You're gonna get hurt. If you're racing motocross, you're gonna get hurt. I unfortunately broke my back. Got paralyzed. That's. That's a little heavier than normal. Got the old ride on the, on the care flight and year in a wheelchair and had to got to pee through a stick for three years.

[D]

Lovely.

[C]

That's always nice to know.

[F]

So you just want to ride with them like.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not getting a motor. KDX. KDX200. It's older, but it's. It's a great trail bike. And that's.

[D]

So you dealt with what people deal with every time that they try to sell something on Craigslist.

[B]

The people just vanish.

[C]

Guys, A stroke, right? Absolute stroke.

[F]

That's why you go to givemeniven.com you know, it was.

[C]

When it was just he and I, it was fine. But when I threw him to our Gimme the VIN people, it freaked him out. And Roy says he thinks it was stolen. That's why the guy's bugging.

[D]

Oh, that could be. Sure, sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I don't know. But the guy said it was his father's. He's only got 300 miles.

[D]

Well, of course he's gonna say it's somebody else's.

[C]

I kind of believe, looking at the condition of it. I mean, maybe he stole it off his buddy's friend's dad. I don't know. But I still want to buy it. Give me a title, I'll buy it. 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I'm gonna lose a couple of affiliates right now in Houston. You can jump over to 97.5 for our number five of this show 11 to noon. Everybody else needs to go to the stream@john claywolf.com Remember, we're having a listener.

[D]

Party June 1 from 4 to 6 at Wild Pitch Sports Bar in Fort Worth, Texas. We're gonna be there at all sorts of activities all day long.

[C]

And we're going to have a car show. We're going to bring some cool cars over. God, my kid will be so excited. I got to bring Nolan over there for if we're going to bring in our heavies out of, out of our, out of our recon center and put and load them and line them up so that we'll see y'. All. Some of you're going to lose right now. Go to the website. Podcast goes up at 1. Everybody else stay hooked. And we'll be back with our number five in just a sec.

[A]

Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Call in. Presented by givemetheven.com what part of the chicken is this? 800, 800 radio.

[C]

Tippy Tay to the poodle palm.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

What's the name of this one? This Police Driven to Tears.

[B]

Yes. From the album Ghost of the Machine. Regatta de Blanc.

[C]

It's the same. Okay, I missed it twice.

[D]

How many people do you really think were at the show? The Kaboom show with, with Sting.

[C]

10,000.

[D]

Really?

[C]

I mean, over the whole weekend.

[D]

I mean, I'm just talking about. Oh, yeah, the whole weekend for stain. It looked, it looked like. I was gonna say it looked like 2000, but at at T Stadium, that looks like one person in a boxcar, right?

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

But even 2000.

[C]

2000 might be a stretch. Surely it might have been.

[D]

There's 2,000 beer vendors at Texas at.

[C]

At&T Stadium on, on the Facebook show. What did I did I put the video on the Facebook page of how bad it was?

[D]

No, you just put the pictures.

[C]

Yeah. I mean, it was pretty Counting county crows were. They were great, but they had no crowd.

[B]

It's just a shame. We talk about promotion, but there's There's a word. There's a key phrase. A key word. It's a verb. And the word is overcharge. Yeah, they overcharged for those tickets, but.

[C]

They didn't let people know it wasn't an overcharge. 200 for a weekend with all that lineup. That wasn't an overcharge. I mean, you could knock down such a bucket list that weekend all at once. Joan Jett, Lionel Richard, I never saw fought.

[D]

Yeah, this is so many people that people will pay this amount.

[C]

Where they screwed up is they didn't have a big country act. Yeah, they had a little big town or something, but that wasn't big enough. They're pretty big, but they're not a. They're not a big draw. They needed. Hell, Cross Canadian Ragweed has bigger turnouts than. Than what we saw the other night. It was ridiculous. Ed, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hello, John Clay, how are you doing?

[B]

Good, good.

[C]

What city? Colleen Killeen, Texas.

[E]

Texas.

[C]

What's the name of that station? It's Kroc also, isn't it?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[C]

Gotcha.

[E]

101.7.

[C]

Awesome. Glad to be on.

[E]

You were talking earlier about lesbians.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Do you know. Do you know what a 2 fur is? That's F U R. 2 for like a.

[C]

Like a. Like if you got a gal that's missing a tooth.

[E]

No, no. Two T W o F u r Bobo.

[G]

You.

[C]

You know how to do two for Tuesdays, two for Thursdays, right? Big DJ voice.

[B]

Back to your two for Thursday. We've got. What do you want me to do?

[C]

You used to do them all the time. Two for Tuesday, to double back, you know. Anyway, two. Two bands, back to back. What do you got?

[E]

Ed has nothing to do with alcohol.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Okay. This is a guy that has a lesbian girlfriend.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay. Well, when him and her get together, it's a two fur. Two for one.

[C]

Okay. What's that cost? 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800, 800 radio. Good morning, Las Vegas. Hope everything's going good out there. Oklahoma, Arkansas, and of course, south Louisiana. I swear, per. Per capita, that is our strongest audience.

[D]

I wonder why that is too.

[C]

They just have good humor and they enjoy good humor and they understand real people. We're real people. We haven't been on that long. We've been on there for three years.

[D]

Pretty good run.

[C]

Yeah, it's a pretty good run.

[B]

But here's your double up. Saturday, Louisiana. Steve Miller Band. Keep on Rocking Me, Baby, with Wild river back there, too. On the way, Cars and Zeppelin after this from the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

See, that is the big.

[B]

Is that what you wanted?

[C]

That's beautiful. And that brings me back to a time I would have been a fan of yours had I not known you.

[E]

I was.

[C]

How old were you when you started doing radio?

[B]

17.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

Still in high school.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

In. In the small town or Which.

[D]

How.

[C]

How long before you got on the big air?

[B]

Started in 87, went to broadcasting school. 88, 89, 90, 91. Because I wasn't full time starting off three years, and the big town was wicked. Towel, foul.

[C]

Wichita Falls on the bear. That's too funny.

[B]

It was big to me.

[C]

You and Tim McMillan were knocking it out. Yeah. You hate him, right? Nah, I thought you hated him. It's good to hate and let it go.

[B]

I've. I've learned to let it go, but, you know, I'm still in it. And he is not.

[C]

So backhanded. Slapped by Bobbo this Saturday.

[B]

No, no. And I don't. I don't hate the man. He's got children. He's. He's a good guy. The majority of people, like, really legitimately like him.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

For some reason, I don't know why.

[C]

But wasn't he the fellow that you thought that you said was going to an outside email address and emailing the station saying, hey, Bobbo's great, but you need to let his sidekick talk more.

[B]

Yeah, you need to. You need to let Tim talk more often because he's funny.

[C]

So they're getting the. The station's getting emails from outside listeners, and they track the IP address back to the station computer. Jesus.

[B]

Yeah, no, our. Our. Our chief engineer did track those emails back to a computer just around the corner.

[D]

That's hilarious.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So funny.

[B]

Like inside the building, he wanted my job so bad that he took it.

[C]

Oh, did he get it?

[D]

Well, so Wichita Falls you went to. Where'd you go after that?

[B]

Out of the biz?

[D]

Out of the. Oh, you went out. Okay.

[C]

Because he had a. He had a bad case of the undependables.

[B]

Oh, no, no.

[C]

Back then. No, come on now. I had a. Lindy, are you listening? Do you want to call and straighten this out? Go ahead.

[B]

Yeah, Lindy, please do.

[C]

I had a house.

[I]

Well, I guess the is strong with this one.

[B]

I had a house full of kids and people to take care of, and I did every loving job I could do.

[D]

Gotcha.

[B]

All the way up a ladder to the best job in five counties. And John found me and Here we are.

[D]

Here we are.

[C]

But I heard. I heard stories from the other side where, like, they would do live remotes. And Bobbo had all the gear and he forgot to show up. And they're banging on his door trying to wake him up to get him.

[B]

They didn't promote these remotes. The person doing the remotes didn't ask me about the gear. I didn't used to have to share gear. Nobody else did remotes, right. All of a sudden, Laney is doing a remote somewhere on a Saturday morning. I didn't know about him. I'm program director. Nobody. When did this. When did this get scheduled? But they didn't tell me there was a remote because they thought I'd be jealous because I'd want to do the remote. Because remote fees are pretty good. So. Yeah, they just, you know, back then, before the corporate days, Wichita Falls didn't operate like a big market like they're trying to now. And they do it very well out there now. It wasn't like that then, okay? Especially. Actually, the outlet we were in at.

[C]

The time, you heard it here first.

[B]

Because that was well before the bear and the remotes.

[C]

Did you do them a lot?

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Yeah. What'd you make extra? How much they pay extra?

[B]

It was 25 an hour. Okay. Which was okay. And you know what talent makes in radio at that level?

[C]

Zero.

[D]

What talent used to make.

[B]

I was at. I was at Bogart's Deli every Friday from 11 to 1 for five years.

[C]

Bogart's Deli.

[F]

Come see Bobbo.

[C]

I'll be out here from one to three.

[B]

No, I signed autographs out there, man. Grand Central Station, you know, it was. It's a great job. And if you can do it, if you can stick in it, you know, that's fine. But you guys know, not everybody stays in it.

[C]

And he still swears to this day that he bedded Reba McIntyre one night when she came through town.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Well, what are you going to do? What are you gonna do?

[C]

And what. What did she say to you?

[B]

Her eyes, her face. Singers especially, and we're all artists, but singers especially, get out there on the road. They're all alone.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

There's nobody there. There's nobody.

[C]

It's you.

[B]

It's you and the band. Okay?

[C]

Right.

[B]

And there's always, like, how do you feel about all of us, John? We're the band, right? We're not you. Well, you get out there and you're traveling from town to town doing what you do. You're all alone.

[C]

Right?

[B]

You're all alone. So I was her envoy. I'm driving. I'm driving. Re around when. When I looked at her in the rearview mirror. And those eyes, those beautiful eyes.

[C]

Red hair. And she says.

[B]

And she says, and I quote, young, come up, have a drink with me.

[C]

Wait, wait. One more time. How'd it go?

[B]

You don't come up. Haven't drank with me.

[C]

You want to come up and have a drink with me? In broken Oklahoma slang, what do you think I said? Sure, Mrs. Reba.

[B]

I said, Ms. McIntyre, I think that would be outstanding.

[C]

And then what?

[D]

Well, she woke up.

[B]

There's. There's some current civil litigation in place right now. And I can't tell you everything, but she is a star.

[C]

My head. I mean, I've heard it all. I know, Baba. You did not have time.

[B]

That's right. That's. That's what I keep telling the attorneys.

[C]

So this was your one chance, Fancy. Did you let her down?

[E]

I didn't.

[B]

I did not.

[C]

You did not let her down.

[B]

No, I did make one mistake.

[C]

Why?

[B]

And it's too graphic for air.

[D]

Just kill me.

[C]

Dj. Dj, Whatever your name is. What's in the news? Straighten me out.

[D]

The makers of Natlite, our buddies at Natural Light are seeking someone for an eight week. Here's a gig for you, Bobbo. An eight week paid internship program to spend the summer sipping beer and creating social media content. We have an excerpt from their recruitment video. Actually, this is a real job.

[F]

Today we're excited to announce the first ever national search for the Natty Light summer intern. Once hired, our intern will have a pretty cool list of responsibilities, including attending sporting events, guerilla marketing, traveling to some cool places, and of course, managing the Natty Light social channels, all the while recording a weekly vlog of the awesomeness. Who knows, maybe it'll be your first step to an awesome career in beer.

[D]

And our social media.

[F]

So drink beer, get paid.

[D]

Yeah, that's the. That's the. What they're doing is getting people to talk about it like we are right now, for free.

[C]

Hey, speaking of Louisiana strip club, if you're listening, give me a call in and tell me about Mama Lil. We had an accident in Louisiana. Picked up a car and she was driving it. Got sideswiped, ended up going to the hospital. I think the car's totaled. I think she's okay, but just real sore.

[F]

Oh, my little got. Yeah, banged up a little bit.

[C]

That's crash up derby. Yeah, I've got a buyer named big shot Bob and he Keeps crashing cars, too. People keep hitting him.

[F]

Well, does he have a personalized license plate?

[C]

No.

[D]

Why?

[C]

He's got a dealer tag on.

[F]

But I'm saying just maybe somebody doesn't like him.

[C]

He's been run into four times in the past 18 months.

[D]

You're sure there was always people running into.

[C]

Every time. We've gotten. I'm a Ram. We've sold the car. We sold the car to that person's insurance company. Wow. Because they were at fault.

[D]

Wow. Yeah, that's. That's not good mojo.

[C]

Four of them. I mean, how do you keep four times.

[D]

What happens is in a previous life.

[C]

Earlier.

[D]

Earlier in your career.

[C]

People drink too much down there.

[D]

You lied about sleeping with the country music star. And it comes back. It's karma, dude. It comes back.

[C]

Hey, what's this subline mashup slipknot with the B52s. Is that any good?

[B]

I was just looking at that, actually. It. It is now. Do you. Are you pretty aware of the B52s?

[C]

Absolutely. They played at that thing last weekend I was talking about. Everybody was there.

[B]

They were beyond my radar at the time. They were really popular.

[C]

Roam if you want to slip knots.

[B]

Outside my radar, too. But I'm aware of. My daughter's just an rabid fan. Check this.

[E]

Shapes.

[C]

I am a world before I am a man I was a creature before I could stand. I remember.

[F]

It's ridiculous.

[C]

That's terrible.

[F]

They mashed up them. Yeah. That's not a.

[C]

The who is coming back on tour. They're doing a unthinkable. And the who's going on tour just like the rest of the classic rock acts. Did you see that? Roger Daltrey is very allergic to marijuana smoke.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

And it shuts him down.

[F]

Allergic?

[C]

Yeah. It makes it where he cannot sing. So he's really telling the audience, please don't toke up in the. In the crowd, because when it hits him, it locks him up.

[B]

Right.

[C]

I'm serious. I read the whole thing the other day. What's this classroom instrument Jamie did with Jimmy Fallon?

[B]

Oh, man. My. One of my favorite bits on the Tonight show these days, Jimmy Fallon gets his band, the Roots, in a room with classroom instruments. You know, little toy xylophone and little bongos, and they play classic songs with real artists. The who join him for a version of Won't Get Fooled Again. That is classic.

[C]

It felt to me as though my role in the bathroom just.

[B]

Classroom who.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

And there's like 15 of them in a tiny room.

[C]

We'll be fighting in the street with our children at our feet and the marbles that they worship will be gone. The man who Spur song. And stop Strong.

[B]

I just love it, man.

[C]

I won't get food again.

[B]

You won't get fooled again.

[C]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[B]

Are we gonna go see the who? Sure, man. I want to see the who, man.

[F]

It's a pretty good show I've seen. It was like 2009. It was really good show do really good. Light display, fireworks, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

[C]

I enjoyed that KISS thing. I mean, there's a lot of old bands. I mean, y' all hear me talk about it all the time. Now's the time to go see these guys. Dude, they're on the Death tour.

[F]

Yes.

[C]

I mean, it's probably almost over. They cannot time around. They can't keep that voice that much longer.

[B]

No.

[C]

All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars to radio. Be back in just a second, Bruce. In Bakersfield, California. There. Yes. A 13 Impala with 67,000 miles. Is it worth nine grand?

[E]

Oh, yeah. It's probably worth more than that. It's only freeway miles. The only thing I use the car for is to go out of state and out of town. I don't drive it around town.

[C]

Do me a favor. Go to givemetheven.com, throw the license plate number in there or the VIN number. License plate's faster for you. And my computer will throw you an offer, and my buyers will call you back and try to make a deal. I'm just going off the top of my head. We'll be back. Just a second.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Show and a series tweets.

[E]

This morning, President Trump claimed that the.

[C]

US Is in a fantastic position in its trade war with China.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

There's more than one physician, said Mike Pence. It's got a lot of innuendo in it.

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[C]

So, J.D.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

You spent a week in Port Aransas, five days.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

What did you do if it was raining and you were just with Kim and you always hanging, hung out.

[D]

We. It wasn't raining. We went to the beach. We spent a lot of time taking naps. Locals. We talked to the mayor, talked to the police chief. Just hung out.

[C]

Why did you go. Why did you go talk to the mayor and the police?

[D]

Because you may have heard it was in the news. You probably didn't catch it. They had this big hurricane thing a couple years ago.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So they're looking at my radio station as a way to get the word out if by chance there comes another emergency situation. So. So we're meeting with the police chief, we're meeting with the director of Emergency Preparedness, and we're meeting with the mayor.

[B]

Are you gonna.

[F]

Wait, wait.

[C]

Hold on. John.

[F]

And how much did this cost? This trip cost you? Did you stay.

[D]

It was very expensive. It was quite expensive. We stayed at the Plantation Suites and conference center on 361. Boy. Hey, Mitch. What's up, buddy?

[C]

See, there it is.

[D]

The owner, he's a nice guy. It. Well, they accept dogs there and they have a nice hot tub. Beautiful hot tub, actually.

[C]

And how far from the beach?

[D]

Continental breakfast as well. About a half. About a half mile.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

How did you get around town?

[D]

Well, we got around town in a bronze beach cart, which you can get those right there on Avenue G. Bronze from. They do a lot of parties too.

[C]

Bronze. The name of the company.

[D]

Bronze is the name of the company. Bronze. B, R, O N, apostrophe S. Braun is the owner.

[C]

Did you use our stuff to get all this in trade?

[D]

Our stuff?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

No.

[C]

Oh, okay. I didn't know if you use plugola to get it.

[D]

No, but I am now. Now that you brought it up.

[B]

There's always the next time.

[F]

I'm sure you ate some great, great restaurants.

[D]

Oh, we sure did. Yes. The gaff restaurant is amazing. Really, really good.

[C]

So Corpus, the station we're on in Corpus covers. It's got to cover Port A.

[D]

Do actually cover Port A. Yes, they do.

[C]

Did you go to Corpus?

[D]

Oh, we did not. No, we went across. We came in the other way across through Rockport, Saw George Strait's house in Rockport, then came across the ferry.

[C]

Huh. How long variety is that?

[D]

15 minutes. Not bad. Well, actually, being on the ferry is about. The drive is about five minutes.

[C]

You know, I was talking to Buddy that it's a crab man down in south Louisiana, and he said that the. The seafood industry is jacked up.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yeah, he said the Gulf of Mexico is a mess. There's no shrimp out there compared to Spinky. What they used to be.

[D]

Okay, okay. I don't. I can't compare, but they had the.

[C]

Amount of crabs, amount of a product they're pulling out of the sea today. Is he. He said half.

[D]

I wonder why.

[C]

The availability is half what it used.

[D]

If the storm had anything to do with that, you wouldn't think so. Almost two years Later.

[C]

But I don't know. I don't know if you know anything about it. Calling 800. 800723 4. I'm interested to know.

[D]

I mean the hurricane was a 4 when it hit Puerto Aransas. I mean it did a lot of damage. A lot of damage.

[C]

You can't drown a shrimp though.

[D]

No, I don't. But it stirs up. Stirs up the Gulf. Stirs up the Gulf a lot. See, even minor storms throw a bunch of crap on the, on the beach. I mean old, you'll see old ship pieces that come up from the bottom of the ocean. Like where's this been for 200 years?

[C]

Do you have your diver certificate?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah, I need to start doing more than that. I'm trying to plan a trip in July. A buddy of mine's got a big yacht off of Key west. I mean 100 footer, 110 footer, you.

[D]

Can, you know, you can snorkel without any.

[C]

Oh, I know, yeah.

[D]

But if you want to scuba dive.

[C]

Would that be fun to take a boat out like that for a few days and go reef to reef?

[D]

I would love that.

[C]

That would be the best thing in the world.

[D]

It's so simple, man. It's a two day course. So easy.

[C]

I mean do it. I mean I've already got all that. I just want to line this. He's been working on this boat for so long. I think it's gonna be ready.

[B]

I hope.

[C]

We were going to do it over Easter but he had to pull it out and do the bottom and da da da da. But yeah, I need a vacay like that. That would be unbelievable. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio Nick and Bakersfield. Those an 06 Jeep with the buck and a half is not worth much.

[E]

No, it's not. So I'm trying to figure out what I can get for it.

[C]

I don't know if I could give you two grand and get out of it as stupid as that sounds.

[E]

Holy cow.

[C]

I know it. I mean I'm just telling you, these cars, when they get domestic cars with 150,000 miles on them, if they're not full size trucks, sure they're worthless. They're just worthless unless they're new. Like you know a 3 year old one with 150 still has that body style, right? But when you get into those old body styles, I mean it's a Jeep Grand Cherokee with a 4, 7, which is a V8.150, 000 miles. Leather roof, it should be worth five grand, right?

[E]

Sure.

[C]

It's worth. If I run that, if I run that through my auction line, it's going to bring 1800 to 2200.

[E]

That's robbery. I'm gonna have to put a for sale sign on that sucker.

[C]

Do it. If you don't get it sold then you know, go to, give me the vin, we'll buy it. But I just deal in the cash commodity and we're just having trouble in the springtime when the tax checks come out, you have a lot of guys, you know that market comes up. But it's over. I mean I sold a 03 Dodge half ton with 160,000 miles on it. What did Jennifer's trip bring? 1200.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

On Wednesday? Yeah. I mean it's just nothing. 1200.

[D]

What kills me is these, these Mercedes that still look good.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

They drive by and they look great. You think well that's a seventy, eighty thousand dollar car when it was new. What's it worth now? Two.

[C]

Two. Which is like what? I mean you bought that eighteen hundred dollar Range Rover, right? That we bought at auction?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Six years ago, seven years ago. And then we had the same thing this week, but it was newer and we had $4200 in it. Sold it for 2200. Is that right? Yeah, yeah. I mean because it had 160,000 miles on 140 or whatever the hell it is. Yeah. When junk goes south, it goes to nothing. I'll tell you what else is on the rag is Highline cars. They're not, they're not, they're just not overselling.

[D]

You say Highline like Ferraris or $100,000.

[C]

Up in big Mercedes and big BMWs like 80, 70, $60,000 ones.

[D]

Nothing.

[C]

MMR is 68 grand, they bring 64 MMR, 72 grand, they bring 68. MMR is kind of like the baseline Dow Jones trading what we use and they're just not doing it. We had a McLaren this week that was gorgeous. You know and MMR was big number and I mean we made a thousand bucks on it. But to invest $112,000, you get a thousand and haul it 800 miles thing and take all that risk. Yeah. Get a 1% return less than 112. It's not even a 1% return. But anyway. 8. We buy them, we buy them, we buy them. It's just, it's just depending on and what the fluctuation is in the, the Bentleys, they suck.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Oh yeah.

[D]

You just wonder why. I mean what are they poorly put together then not hold up as a maintenance.

[C]

It's just mark as tied on. Who buys it?

[D]

Yeah, who buys it?

[C]

They're great in the $30,000 range, but they're bad in the 80 to $100,000 range.

[D]

Because if you got that much money.

[C]

Go for the new one.

[D]

You go for the new one. Sure makes sense.

[C]

And like the rappers have got into this thing called Starlight and Rolls Royce where it has a planetarium in the headliner.

[D]

Oh my God.

[C]

I'm serious.

[F]

3K is not in his head.

[D]

I totally believe 3K.

[C]

You with me? You know what I'm saying? You feel the love?

[I]

Oh, yeah, man. You gotta have a stars in the sky.

[D]

What does that to put in though? I mean, that can't be hard.

[C]

Go look it up on YouTube where they put the Starlight package in. In the Rolls factory. It's ridiculous.

[D]

Oh my God.

[C]

And so if you have a like a Rolls ray and say it's worth 200 grand.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Without Starlight 180.

[D]

God.

[C]

Seriously. Seriously. It's unsellable for this damn rappers and the ball players music videos. Pitbull did that. I lost 8, $18,000 on a rolls race because of freaking rappers.

[E]

You.

[C]

Whoa, rapper.

[B]

It's your.

[C]

It's your fault. DJ Pre K. Hey, should have the.

[I]

Stars in the sky, man.

[C]

Speak. Can you put Starlight in your 1991 Eldo? We. We could do a Mexican version of Starlight.

[I]

You know, I was thinking about a chandelier, but Starlight might work as well.

[D]

Where is this El Dorado we've been talking about?

[C]

Pre K, Are you so slacky that I'm gonna have to do this myself?

[I]

Nah, man, I just need some time. Can I take a day off or two?

[C]

Here's all you got to do is make a couple of phone calls and line it up and then move it over there. I mean, just. It's. No, you don't. Wait, it's not like you're gonna do it yourself. Are you gonna put a Simcom top on it?

[E]

No.

[C]

Are you gonna put me in the Gucci top? No, you're gonna have it done. So you take it to the south side. Trim of glass. I know them well. Tell them we'll give him a plug. Just get it done. My God Almighty. Does the car even run anymore?

[I]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Yeah.

[I]

I'm gonna do it this Wednesday, man.

[F]

Okay, this Wednesday.

[C]

This Wednesday. I'm break it down.

[F]

We want it ready for June 1st.

[C]

I mean, you either finish the job or bring the car Back to the auction. If it loses anything, we're going to take the difference out of what people paid, and then we're going to pay the rest of the money back. This is ridiculous. We raised money for you to be a true white black kid to pimp your ride, and you have not spent it. We raised 15.

[D]

Fifteen hundred dollars. With my experience, I just order the damn wheels.

[C]

Do something.

[I]

Hey, you know what they say, man. Pimping ain't easy. Okay, I may. It may look glam of life to you, but pimping ain't easy.

[C]

We get. We get 500 cars a week. Bought, moved, washed, waxed, reconditioned. 500 a week. And all you have to do is stick your car in a shop and you can't do it done in eight months. Pimping ain't easy, my ass. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 500 a week.

[D]

500 a week.

[C]

God, just stick it out in our recon process and tell them what you want done to it.

[I]

You got a whole team, though, man. I'm out here.

[F]

Dolo.

[D]

He's dolos.

[C]

Dolo, man.

[I]

But no dough Doo is solo.

[D]

Never ask. The kids will tell you.

[C]

What is the Alexa screwing with the poor toddler on the run sheet? What's that about, Bobbo?

[B]

Well, okay, there's a video that's going around, and it's.

[C]

It's.

[B]

It's so cute. This kind of thing maybe you don't like out of loud. There's a toddler trying to get Alexa to play that Baby Shark song. You know the Baby Shark song?

[D]

Yes, we do.

[B]

Okay. And Alexa, I don't know if it's just me and you can. You can judge for yourself. Alexa seems like she knows the song the kid's talking about, but it seems kind of like she's messing with this toddler a little bit in her response.

[C]

I think you want to hear the song Baby Shark. Yeah.

[H]

Play the song Baby Shark.

[D]

Right?

[C]

Yes. I didn't catch that.

[B]

Was that.

[H]

Play the song Baby Shark.

[C]

Okay, stop doing that. Alexa, I think you are asking for the song Baby Shark.

[B]

Is that right?

[C]

Yes, it is. Right? Was that Play the song Baby Shark?

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Okay, Alexa, stop. Stop that.

[B]

You can't get her to play the song.

[D]

Oh, man.

[B]

And Alexa just keeps asking her, like she doesn't know what she's doing. She knows what she's doing.

[D]

No, she doesn't.

[C]

Do you have an Alexa, Bob?

[D]

I. Yes, I want to.

[C]

Or J.D.

[D]

I do. Yes, I have two of them.

[C]

Do you use every day, Bob? Do you have one.

[D]

You can play K port A on Alexa.

[C]

K port A is your radio station. Alexa, play K port A. Bob, do you use yours?

[B]

Yes. I just like to screw with her, man.

[C]

But do you actually. Have you gotten used to it where you actually use it? Yeah, Turley.

[F]

Yeah, we order stuff from it, too.

[D]

Yep. Yeah.

[B]

What's the. What's the forecast this morning, Alexa?

[D]

What's traffic on the way to work? Give me a joke, read me a book.

[B]

Mine is in the bathroom, and I. First thing in the morning, I say, alexa, good morning. And she gives me just headlines for the news. You know, stock market.

[D]

The end of the day, tell her what to give you, whether you just want to hear the weather, you want to hear traffic, you want to hear the news.

[C]

Danny, you said you've got a 2010 Mustang with 150,000 in upgrades?

[B]

Wow.

[E]

What?

[D]

Yes, sir.

[E]

Now, I didn't. I didn't spend that money. The other previous owner did. One of my customers.

[C]

Okay, load it in. Have all the receipts loaded into givemethevin.com. we got to take a look at this one. I can't do this one on the year, but I want to see. I've never seen a Mustang with $150,000 spent on it. I'm excited to see it. Go. Go to the website. My name is John Clay Wolf. I by Cars Radio. Be right back.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And now back to the job John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Hey, everybody. Is it. Is it cloudy and rainy in the whole listing area besides the west coast, but like Central Texas and all that?

[D]

Central Texas, yes. And it goes all the way up through Oklahoma, except a very large line of storms moving through the middle of Texas into Oklahoma right now.

[C]

I just wonder. I mean, it looks so bad outside, and you can feel it.

[D]

Oh, yeah, it's just.

[C]

I don't know. Pressures change, all that good stuff. Hey, what's the steel? Speaking of drinking vodka earlier, what's the deal with the Southwest Airlines guy screaming at a stew about vodka, of all things.

[D]

Why would you stir up trouble on an airline, man after hours of delays? We've all been there. You've all been on the airplane. And this guy, actually, what he did, I don't think should have gotten this reaction. He was on a Southwest flight from Sacramento to la. He was kicked off after he jokingly asked if the water being handed out by the flight attendant was vodka. That seems pretty, you know. Yeah, it's A joke. Now, a fellow passenger is speaking out to say the flight attendant might have overreacted a bit.

[E]

He said something that, well, they should be passing our vodka because we've been waiting so long at the. She came by and said, well, you know, I don't think that. And then it was like, I didn't like your joke. Then my wife tried to butt in there and say, look at. We've been on this plane for hours right now. And. And she says, well, so have I. You know, so get used to it. All of a sudden, I see her on the telephone up in front and people were. Started yelling. Then, in fact, people stood up. I stood up. People were saying this. This man didn't do anything.

[B]

Yeah. Have you never heard that on a flight before? J.D.

[D]

What?

[B]

You get delayed or you're on the tarmac a long time or a lot of times, he'll just come out and say, hey, folks, no charge on the first round of drink service.

[D]

Absolutely.

[B]

You know, thanks to your.

[D]

They have really good senses of humor. Okay.

[B]

But you've never heard passengers say, wow, they ought to start passing out some alcohol.

[D]

Sure. Of course you do. Of course you do.

[B]

And they kick you off the flight for it.

[D]

On Southwest. They should never. That's.

[C]

I think there's another side of the story.

[D]

Do you? I mean, something else happened here.

[C]

I just think he was worse than what he's saying.

[B]

She was a broke down, broke leg, old, mean old hag, and she kicked him off the plane.

[D]

But also, the pilots get involved. When somebody gets removed. The captain has to be notified. And I would think the captain would go, why don't you lighten up a little bit?

[B]

Right. But they hang around together. They're all in cahoots. They're all. Yeah, and they had a bet. They had a bet. I'll bet you can get somebody kicked off this plane inside of 30 minutes.

[D]

No, they wouldn't do that on Southwest Airlines. No. It really is aggravating for flight crews, though, when something bad happens. Let's say when an airplane overruns a Runway for the next week, everybody that gets on the airplane thinks it's cute to go, are we going to stop on the Runway this time? And you just want to punch him in the face.

[B]

Wait, whatever. You're not on the payroll, man.

[F]

No, he used to be. I didn't know this.

[D]

Flight attendant. Yeah.

[C]

J.D.

[F]

Was a flight attendant for Southwest Airlines.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

In the mid-90s.

[C]

I was really.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You didn't know that when you lost your voice?

[D]

Yes. No, actually, it Was before that. It was mid-90s.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Before I lost my voice. Oh, my kids. Long story short, my ex wife took my kids to California, so I became a flight attendant to be able to see my kids and fly.

[C]

How could she take your kids to California?

[D]

Because I didn't have joint custody. And I. And this. You want to. You want to get down this road.

[C]

You get divorced, and your lady can load your children and take them to California from Texas.

[D]

She can. And he. Here's why. My attorney at the time was Chris Harris, Attorney and congressman Chris Harris. And he looked at me and he said, here's what we can do. We can fight her. You're gonna lose because you're a radio single guy and she's a married woman with a successful husband, and you're gonna spend about 20 grand and lose, and she can take the kids to California.

[B]

That's realistic.

[D]

Oh, is that's absolutely true?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Or what?

[B]

That's how Texas family law works.

[D]

Or you can settle and let her take the kids. You can fight this and lose 20 grand and time, or you can let her take them out there. You can go visit your children when you get a chance.

[B]

So you doubt fired it. You made a way where you could travel out there frequently and see your children. And that's great. That doesn't mean every flight attendant ever is always right, Right? Right.

[D]

No, of course not.

[B]

It's tribal for you, man. You need to let that go. She was mean to the guys. She kicked him off the plane.

[D]

I agree with that. That's absurd.

[B]

I've never been kicked off a plane for making a joke. And do you think I've ever made a joke on a plane? Do you think I've ever made an inappropriate joke on a plane? But have I ever been kicked off? No, because she's a hag.

[D]

You're probably right.

[C]

She put a pre K. You're probably Julia. Good morning. You're on the air Nevada.

[H]

Hey, how you doing?

[B]

Good.

[H]

So I was a flight attendant. And my answer to this flight attendant is that she's just power hungry.

[B]

Mm.

[H]

You know, you get. You feel like you got a lot of power. You can do anything. You can kick people off. You can have them arrested.

[E]

And.

[H]

And you know, you get excited.

[C]

Who'd you work for?

[H]

It was a. It was a charter airline.

[C]

Spirit. Huh. You live in Vegas?

[H]

Yeah, I do.

[C]

What do you do now?

[H]

Cocktails. Much better.

[C]

Where, where, where we'll go now.

[H]

I go. I'm at the Mandalay Bay.

[C]

Oh, awesome. How long have you worked there?

[H]

Let's see. Since 206.

[C]

In just 2006, how many days a week do you work?

[H]

Five.

[C]

What's a normal payday? What's a normal tip jar look like for a cocktail waitress at the Manila Bay?

[H]

Oh, it varies greatly. But if you can't make a hundred, get out.

[C]

Okay. What's the best you've ever seen? But that's.

[H]

I get paid too, right?

[C]

Salary. What. What? Have you ever had a rich Chinaman drunk that was at the poker table that just laid a dime on you, laid a thousand on you or something?

[H]

No, not anymore. Because they used to be able. They used to be able to tip off the house.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

It was called walking money.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

And they would tell the house to tip me and the house had to tip me. Whatever the guy said.

[C]

Right.

[H]

But that's gone now, and they don't do that anymore. So what do y' all do?

[C]

What do y' all do with the process? What do y' all do with the prostitutes that make it into the casinos? Is it your job to try to stiff them out and get them out?

[H]

No, not at all. We're cool with them. They gotta make money too, you know.

[C]

Well, I just didn't know if. I didn't know if the casinos didn't like them poaching on their crowd.

[H]

No, different crowd.

[C]

Okay.

[H]

You know, the guy that's gonna give me some good money. If he's gonna give money, he's gonna give it to her and get, you know, satisfied. I'm not satisfying him.

[C]

We didn't ask that, Julia. We didn't ask if you're a prostitute. We thought you're a flight attendant. There's no comparison.

[D]

None at all.

[H]

I will answer my biggest tip for you.

[C]

Okay?

[H]

20,000.

[E]

What? What?

[C]

I've got three minutes left in the show, but I'd like to quickly hear the situation where you got 20,000 dropped on you.

[H]

You know, it was just a guy in. In the high roller suite. I happened to be there that night, and it was really slow. And all it takes is one guy to make your night, your month, your year.

[C]

Damn. But, I mean, what happened to him where he wanted to give you 20 GS? Did he win something huge? Was it seven?

[H]

Gave me a seven.

[E]

Yeah.

[H]

He gave me his business card.

[C]

He gave his business card.

[H]

That's it. I served him. He liked me.

[C]

Yeah. Did y' all date afterwards?

[H]

When you got it, you give it.

[C]

Did you date afterwards?

[H]

I'm sorry.

[C]

Did you date him for a little while afterwards?

[H]

Of course.

[C]

Okay. All right. Well, It'll still be 20 G's. 20 G's. Thank you, Julia. Long time.

[F]

She doesn't mind prostitution.

[C]

Enjoy your day. Is it. Is the sun.

[H]

Stop it.

[C]

Is the sun shining out there? Is the sun shining out there?

[H]

Oh, my gosh. It's beautiful. I have the back door open. My jasmine is blooming and wafting in the house and I could lay out, get a tan.

[C]

Awesome. I need to get out there. I'm going to get up there soon. It's nasty and rainy in Dallas. It's like tornado weather. So enjoy your sunshine.

[H]

Oh, no. Come say hi.

[C]

Ok.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Thanks, Julia. Get you some. Get you some. There you go.

[F]

She did 20 grand.

[B]

She's no hag.

[C]

Hey, Dwayne in Georgetown. Hey, I've got a question. What radio station. What radio station are you listening to us on? In. In the Austin area? AM or FM? AM. Okay. Because I think 1.7, 101.7 would be FM.

[E]

Yeah, that's what I said, FM.

[C]

Okay, so I forgot that we got added to an FM stick down there.

[B]

It's one of those translators.

[C]

But I mean, if he's in Georgetown and it's in Austin, I mean, does.

[E]

It have a good sign up in Temple?

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah, I picked you up in Temple and I'm actually in Leander now.

[C]

Still have us. Perfect.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

Hey, do me a favor because I've only got 50 seconds left. I see this 18 Silverado Z71 with 13,000 miles. I'd like to buy it. Would you mind putting it into our website [e-mail] all you got to do is have your license plate. Just put your license plate in there, a couple of snaps. I'll send you an offer. Okay, thanks. 800. 800. Well, no, we don't need the radio the number anymore because we're fixing to be gone. Website, Website. Go to. Give me the Vi N. Give me the Vin. Give me the Vin. Give in.com. we buy 500 cars a week. This will be our record month at 2, 000 cars, which is exciting. And we're gonna have that listener party June 1st as our celebration. And our staff's gonna be there, too. Wild pitch and forward busting the 2000 number, which is fun.

[F]

Yeah, you can come out even from Midland or whatever and come see us. We've done it before.

[C]

Glad they he blows me away. How far people travel for the Houston.

[D]

Oh, man. They were from everywhere. All over the state.

[C]

Yes. We've got to show up. We got it. We've got to bring the cool cars in and do it right. If we're going to announce, which we already have, So I guess we're committed now.

[F]

Go to the website. It's on there.

[C]

My name? Yeah. Go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook for details. Remember, the podcast goes up at one. Thank you, guys. I'll see you later.

[I]

Out.