#20 John Clay Wolfe Show 03/05/16 Hour 1

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #20 (Hour 1) – 03/05/16

Air Date: February 11, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Cast: John Clay Wolfe, Bobbo, Turley, Bob, Roy
Theme: Cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll—with a focus on car sales, drug test “hacks,” sports news, and irreverent takes on news and pop culture.

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Episode Overview

The first hour of The John Clay Wolfe Show dives headfirst into its signature blend of car talk, sports news, and wild, often hilarious life advice. This hour centers on two recurring threads: irreverent, practical (and some, arguably illegal or unwise) advice on passing drug tests—especially targeting Dallas Cowboys player Randy Gregory—and the ongoing trade-in appraisal calls that form the backbone of the “GiveMeTheVIN.com” car selling brand. Alongside, the show offers rapid-fire takes on current sports, notorious news (OJ Simpson's knife), and 2016 presidential politics, liberally mixed with banter, music nostalgia, and southern humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Opening Banter & Rock Talk (00:29–02:17)

• The crew exchanges greetings and jokes about the music playing before the show.
• Bobbo sings “I’m on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell,” leading to Dio impressions and a recurring bit about previous YouTube infamy.
• Quote: “It's not back to. We're just here for the first time, I guess back to. Since last Saturday.” – John Clay Wolfe (00:38)

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2. Cowboys, Randy Gregory, and Drug Test Advice (02:17–13:01)

The Setup

• Sports news: Dallas Cowboys defensive end Randy Gregory is facing suspension for failing another drug test (marijuana).
• Bobbo is nominated to give tried-and-true street advice on passing weed tests.

Bobbo’s “Sure Gel” Drug Test method

• Recipe & Process (03:14–06:14):
  • Buy Sure Gel (powdered gelatin for jelly-making, found in the grocery gelatin aisle).
  • On the morning of the test: mix one packet in 20 oz. of very warm water. Chug it. Wait 90 minutes. Only drink water (no caffeine or juice). After 90 minutes, pee for the test.
  • “You’re turning your bladder into a bowl full of jelly.” – Bobbo (05:34)
  • “Submit a sample of that, and what you've got, little jellybean, is a test tube full of the pure as a driven snow whitest liquid that's ever going to come out of your body. Clean. Clean and wholesome.” – Bobbo (05:55)
• Results: “It's never failed to work” – Bobbo claims a 14:0 success record (06:49), with caveats: only for marijuana, not hard drugs.

Call-In Q&A

• Synthetic urine: A caller (Carl) swears by synthetic urine, warming it in the microwave, and sneaking it to tests (09:33–10:32), but Bobbo and Turley poke fun at the absurdity and risk.
  • “At that point, you’re not doing it for recreation anymore, okay? You got a problem, man.” – Bobbo (10:16)
• Listener Confirmation: Diane from North Carolina: “Sure Gel works every time. My ex husband used it relentlessly. Still smokes pot to this day.” (18:13)

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3. “Dear Bobbo” – New Segment (08:17–09:15)

• The team jokes about Bobbo launching an advice column for drug users: “Dear Bobbo.”
• Memorable bit: “Dear Bobbo. Good God. My dad's sitting down in buoy saying look what they made my boy do.” – Bobbo (08:25)
• Comic scenario: “Every time I hear Bobbo, I get so excited I have to smoke a bunch of cocaine. But I have a job interview at Bucks Cabaret. What can I do?” (08:59)

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4. Car Appraisal/Buy Calls (14:32–55:57)

Rapid Fire Car Buying, Jokes, and Storytelling

• VW Passat appraisal (14:32–16:13): Caller agrees to John’s offer, told to upload photos to GiveMeTheVIN.com for final bid.
• Ford Raptor negotiation (19:17–22:05): Caller almost sells to Carmax but is promised $500 more by John.
• General car-buying process: John reiterates the “I’ll buy your car, sight unseen” policy, offers quick on-air appraisals, and shares trade-in tips.

Inside Dealer Jokes

• On rapid car buying: “I bought over 100 cars this week. Jeez.” – John (22:40)
• Car market trends: “[Car] market's up. It's like stock exchange or oil prices.” – John (22:26)
• Appraising methods: “I could just feel it, man. I know what I'm doing, man. I've been doing it awhile.” (23:21)

Funniest Car-Related Bits

• Prosthetic Leg Story: John tells a story of having a prosthetic leg in the studio—signed by celebrities—stemming from a personal grudge.
  • “I've got it, and it's mine, and it's up there on the... next to those, you know, up there on the counter. And so when all these allegedly. If you look at the signatures on there, we got Cheech and Chong, nothing. Rick Springfield's a big name... Chevy Chase signed it.” (36:05–36:49)
• Classic “Country Cop” Justice Story: John retells an old story of “country justice” involving personal betrayal, a fistfight, and law enforcement siding with him, including driving a white Bronco as a joke (32:14–35:54).

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5. Political Riffing: 2016 Primaries & Debate Jokes (13:13–16:32, 60:12–64:59)

• The show mocks the Republican debates, focusing on Trump, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and the “button.”
  • Quotes:
    • “All the world problems, and we're talking about the size of Donald's business. I just can't believe it.” – Turley (13:13)
    • “You guys sound like a bunch of angry old hedge fund guys.” – John (63:15)
• Discussion of Ben Carson, Trump, and speculation about VP picks.
• On debates: “Saturday Night Live must watch that and go, we can't beat it. We can't write better than that.” – Turley (13:24)
• On grassroots political anger: “I think it's a good old boy club, and Trump doesn't fit. I think that's what it is.” – Turley (62:50)

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6. Music Nostalgia & Concerts (17:32–18:36, 29:13–30:05)

• The team runs through the legacy of bands like Temple of the Dog, Soundgarden, and Thin Lizzy.
• Black Sabbath farewell tour (“How are they propping Ozzy back up?”), local concert venues, and 90s rock nostalgia.
• John on Ozzy: “He was a stuttering, doddering old fool on television. He just kind of does the Pope thing, you know, both hands!” (29:47)

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7. O.J. Simpson's Knife “News” (30:26–31:56)

• They riff on the bizarre resurfacing of a knife allegedly found on OJ’s former property.
• Bobbo jokes about OJ-related memorabilia being sold on GiveMeTheVIN.com: “This knife, it’s a commodity. 2500 [13 years ago]...Today, looking at 13, nine.” (31:48)

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8. “Riding with Uncle Roy” Flight Story (25:45–28:06)

• Roy, a long-time employee, shares his comic first experience flying with John in a small plane.
• “I said, this mother is as up as I am. I said, you know, I think what we need to do, we need to get out of this home, try to land this bitch somewhere. Well, I can go back to Shreveport.” – Roy (27:15)

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9. Listener Queries & Miscellaneous Stories (Throughout)

• “Pickle juice for drug test”: A listener asks if it works. The question is brushed off as the show returns to appraisals.
• “Craziest car or country stories” pepper the calls (“Shot his dad in the PP” saga, fake leg stories, etc.; see 54:03–54:50).

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Additional Memorable Moments & Quotes

• “There’s safety in the numbers. Clearly, you could smell it. Go around and sniff the seats, everybody.” – John (22:42)
• “I want a car for me. You know how the guy that has a house turns into a queer? What? … I’ve got too much cars in my life. I need to go different directions to be happy with cars.” – John (43:35–44:20)
• “If you want all those gazillion dollars you made last year? Pass a drug test for pot or—Or the other way is not to smoke it. Well, yeah, but that takes years.” – Turley and Bobbo (07:31–07:37)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 00:29 – Show begins, greetings, music/rock talk
• 02:27 – Cowboys news, setting up drug test segment
• 03:14 – Bobbo’s Sure Gel drug test “recipe”
• 09:33 – Synthetic urine caller, more hacks, Q&A
• 14:32 – Car bidding/appraisal calls begin
• 22:13 – Raptor negotiation wrap-up
• 25:45 – Roy’s “Riding with John” flight story
• 29:13 – Sabbath/Foo Fighters/rock talk
• 30:26 – O.J. knife news satire
• 32:14 – White Bronco personal story
• 36:05 – Prosthetic leg/country justice
• 43:35 – Car buying “for myself” commentaries
• 54:03 – Shooting story, “country” segment
• 60:12 – Ben Carson & 2016 politics
• 68:00 – Trump vs. Howard Stern analogy
• 69:03 – Fuller House Twitter explosion

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Tone & Style

The show is irreverent, fast-paced, candid, and comedic. Conversations bounce from real advice to outright satire, blending “down home” southern wit with direct audience interaction. There’s a regular, easy camaraderie among the cast, with plenty of gentle razzing and over-the-top storytelling.

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Summary for Non-Listeners

If you missed this hour, you missed a raucous mix of car talk and “life hacks,” featuring a surprisingly detailed guide for athletes and blue-collar workers to allegedly beat weed tests (DON’T try at home!), rapid-fire car appraisals, affectionate mockery of the Cowboys’ latest wayward star, crazy listener calls, and nostalgia-soaked asides about everything from O.J. Simpson’s knife to the mysteries of Ozzy Osbourne’s staying power. Political commentary is as unfiltered as the car stories and mixes in with lessons in southern justice and customer service.

If you want stories about prosthetic legs, airplane rides with nervous passengers, or just a disarmingly honest crew who’ll “buy your car, sight unseen,” this was a classic JCW hour.

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Transcript

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[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

It's not back to. We're just here for the first time, I guess back to. Since last Saturday. Yeah, since last Saturday. LA's been hella.

[Turley]

We're always back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everyone. Morning, Johnny.

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir. Bob, what it be like, dawg?

[John Clay Wolf]

Would it be what it was? What it will be? Hello, Dallas Fort Worth 97 1. Eagle. Land Eagle. What were we listening to right before we got here? Bob, you said the playlist is pretty good this morning. Awesome. Awesome.

[Bobbo]

I heard some Weezer I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that funny?

[Bob]

That was way, way earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, like a minute, Bob.

[Bobbo]

That's a long drive, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You come down from the country from Montague county, honky mofo.

[Bobbo]

Why you testing me? That was some great stuff. Who's the band that does that? Righteous in Hell. The Righteous side of Hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like Dio.

[Bobbo]

Well, subject matter wise, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it go?

[Bobbo]

I'm on the wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell. And they sing.

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo]

And they sing it. It's the straight face too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know that one.

[Bobbo]

This. This is absolutely lacking the do smirk.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you do a good deal. You do a real good deal.

[Bobbo]

On the righteous side of Hell.

[Turley]

God, that's greatness.

[Bobbo]

It's not good. It's so cartoon bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we did that do Christmas thing and put it on YouTube. I've got a lot of haters on there. Did you see that? You offended.

[Bobbo]

Many people still hate us for that. Right, well, they hate me for that. That's. That's the great thing about being the MC at this young is they don't hate you for that. They hate me for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got the credit for my creativity, right? No, they. They very much didn't like it. What's up with all Cowboys talk, Turley?

[Bob]

Oh, well, they just had that draft talk. What is it? Last this past weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And Jerry was talking about how, you know, the Cowboys are have to look for a defensive end now because another one got in trouble. Randall Gregory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

You know, tested positive for drugs.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Apparently he likes to smoke pot and he can't get off the pot. And Jerry Was talking about how is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He a good player?

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah. He was a second round draft pick last year. And Jerry's talking about how well, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Needs to try harder.

[Bob]

He needs to try harder.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you what he needs to do, man, is pass that drug test. There's no reason you cannot pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Out of all the people that I know that you know how to tell this guy, what's his name, Randall Gregory, how to pass the drug. This is for weed, right? There's no reason.

[Bobbo]

There's no reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, we're on broadcast radio. He's probably listening. Tell Randall how to pass the damn drug. If he needs to try a little harder, explain to him the effort he needs to go through.

[Turley]

Pull the Mercedes over and listen to this, Raymond.

[Bobbo]

If you're. If you're smoking grass, I mean, it's not like you're Keith Richards. You walked into training camp with a needle sticking out of your eye. You know, this doesn't work for other substances, but if you want to pass a drug test just for grass. Sure gel.

[Turley]

Sure gel.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's sure gel?

[Bobbo]

Two words. Sure gel.

[Turley]

What is this? Maybe one word you buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like Jheri curl?

[Turley]

You buy it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, this is like the paraffin stuff you use to make jelly. Yellow box cost two bucks.

[Turley]

Okay, so you buy it in the grocery store.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

In the gelatin aisle. Okay.

[Turley]

Sure gel.

[Bobbo]

You buy a box of this stuff and it's about like an 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it looks just like jello, but it's a sure gel. Why don't you just buy jello?

[Bobbo]

It's a powder. Okay, it's a powder, but it's got. It's got all kinds of stuff in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Go ahead.

[Bobbo]

So, okay, you get like 20 ounces warm water. Very warm. Pour the sure gel in, mix it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I'm gonna stop you for just a minute while he's setting this whole recipe. Just FYI, people, we're. We will start buying your cars as soon as he gets done. So you. You can go ahead and start calling in now to load them up because this might take a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800-72348. 800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles. Call in now. Give her the info. She'll set your. Set you up in the queue. And when we're done with this, I'll be able to take your call.

[Bobbo]

And this will help a lot of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. So, sure gel at the grocery store?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Sure gel S U R G E.

[John Clay Wolf]

L take you go ahead.

[Bobbo]

The morning of the test, okay? Don't drink any caffeine or any fruit juices at all, okay? Nothing that's gonna. Nothing's gonna flush your system. You want to be pure water, Jack.

[Turley]

Pure water.

[Bobbo]

Pure water. Okay, Take the Sturgel. You mix it about 20 ounces of warm, really warm water.

[John Clay Wolf]

Warm water.

[Bobbo]

Mix it up 20 ounces. All right, Drink it down. Just.

[Turley]

Just by itself.

[Bobbo]

Put it down, sailor. Look, look, look. It's gonna be a little yucky, okay? You're probably not gonna like it, though. Some do, but you're right. Drink it down.

[Turley]

Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug.

[Bobbo]

Wait. 90 minutes.

[Turley]

90 minutes.

[Bobbo]

No caffeine allowed at this point.

[Turley]

Dopers, like a week and a half.

[Bobbo]

Go ahead before. It's important. It's really important. Now what is? Nothing but water.

[Turley]

No water. I mean, only but water.

[Bobbo]

Stuff with no caffeine in it, okay? No fruit juices, no caffeine, just water. Water's best. Sprite, if you must.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it, drink it. After 90 minutes, okay, what you're doing is you're turning your bladder into a bowl full of jelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Jesus.

[Bobbo]

This stuff sets up serious work. And then you dump a bunch of water, okay? After that 90 minutes, your body does the work, adds a little creatine here, heats it up to 97 degrees.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

Okay, yeah, we're following you. Submit a sample of that, and what you've got, little jelly bean, is a test tube full of the pure as a driven snow whitest liquid that's ever going to come out of your body clean. Clean and wholesome. So, Gary, going to pass the test.

[Turley]

It's online somewhere.

[Bobbo]

And it's so easy, you could do it while. While going to give us the vin dot com.

[Roy]

Give me the vin dot.

[Turley]

Give me, ladies and gentlemen, the return.

[Bobbo]

There's a little bonus there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's what Gregory needs to do to pass. So that's what he. What are odds if. If you follow Uncle Baba's recipe to the tea, what are the odds on success?

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, just on occurrence in my life alone, I got a 14 to 1 shot for it working.

[Bob]

So one time it didn't.

[Bobbo]

Well, actually, 14 and 0.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

It's never failed to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never.

[Bobbo]

Now listen, this doesn't work for cocaine, man, or your crazy stupid methamphetamines or anything, okay? That stuff's in you till it's not. And there's nothing you can do to hide it.

[Turley]

But why does this take out marijuana?

[Bobbo]

And that includes putting on your sunglasses and looking cool when you walk in there, man. Because you're not gonna cover it like fooling anybody. Because you're thinking inside, I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay.

[Turley]

And they're all going, here comes another guy in sunglasses.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they're all noticing you wore your house shoes to the interview. Okay, that's great. Leave your clogs at home. And if you can't cover that. But if it's just grass, Randall Gregory, you want all those gazillion dollars you made last year? You want to do that again this year? Pass a drug test for pot or.

[Turley]

Or the other way is not to smoke it.

[Bobbo]

Well, yeah, but that takes years.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 872 hours. 800, 8723-480080-07234, 800, 800 radio lines are wide open. You can get right. And if you have a question for Uncle Bobbo regarding his formula he just shared with you.

[Bobbo]

This is weirdly. We're going to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'd be fine. That be fun. Actually.

[Bobbo]

What could I do if I made my own acid and I've been eating it since January 4th? I see leprechauns.

[Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll see the leprechaun.

[Turley]

Say y. That's where we're going, Colin.

[John Clay Wolf]

What can I do, Bobo? How to get out of. You could be like Dear Abby.

[Bobbo]

Dear Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear Bobo.

[Bobbo]

Dear Bobo. Good God. My dad's sitting down in buoy saying look what they made my boy do.

[Turley]

Oh yeah, that's what he's saying. Cuz he doesn't know you very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear Bobbo, that's awesome.

[Turley]

New segment.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been smoking grass since you've been on Wichita Falls rock stations.

[Turley]

Lord.

[Bobbo]

That'S a long time man. You're going back to just stick with it, dear Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just ride it out. You made it this long.

[Bobbo]

Dear John. My name is Melissa. Every time I hear Bobbo, I get so excited I have to smoke a bunch of cocaine. But I have a job interview at Bucks Cabaret. Sunday night, amateur night.

[Turley]

Oh, at Bucks Cabaret. You gotta be straight.

[Bobbo]

I don't think so. I'm afraid they're gonna test me for all that cocaine.

[Turley]

Yeah, they all test the dancers. Yeah, that's what they do.

[Bobbo]

What can I do?

[Turley]

Can you imagine that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Carl, you're on line one. He's got a question for Uncle Bob, I think. Go ahead Carl.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I was trying to tell you. You need to go to the head shot, man, and get the synthetic urine. Synthetic urine, 25. Synthetic urine, man. Works every time. 25 bucks.

[Bobbo]

Then you got to sneak it in.

[Turley]

Yeah, but they. They test you.

[Caller]

No, no, no, no. You ace. You ace warming up in the microwave for about 15 seconds. Where you go, ace, manage it to your. Down there underneath you, upside down. It comes with a little flip cap in your T. You just stick.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever done that, man?

[Turley]

They're not gonna be suspicious when Your temperature is 109.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever done that, man?

[Caller]

Every time.

[Bobbo]

Really? Because I did that once. I was so nervous. I swear to God. There's nothing more broken down or depraved, okay, than sneaking fake piss into a drug test. It just feels goofy at that point. At that point, you're not doing it for recreation anymore, okay? You got a problem, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Problem?

[Bobbo]

You're on the. You're on the righteous side of hell, ace.

[Caller]

Bandage it down there underneath, you're good to go. You don't have to move it or nothing. It stays warm from your body temperature. I had it in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this?

[Caller]

Hey, it's Chris.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Chris, what you got?

[Caller]

Hey, I'm curious about that. That we cover up. Yeah. How long does it take to take. How long does it take to take effect once you take it?

[Bobbo]

90 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, come on. I thought this stuff stayed in your bloodstream for like, I don't know, 90 minutes. Oh, you were going pee. Yeah, an hour and a half.

[Caller]

You're good.

[Bobbo]

Now, listen, if they. This is what I did. For years, I kept a box of sure jail in my lunchbox. Sometimes. No. Sometimes a safety guy comes up at work, John, and says, okay, you, you, you and you, yeah, come with me. And they take you to the hospital or the clinic, and you're doing a drug test that day. So all you do say, okay, just a minute. Go to your lunchbox. You get the shear gel. You may have to use cool water out of the fountain. Okay. Sometimes we must improvise, okay, to protect our Fourth Amendment right against illegal search and seizure of our precious bodily fluids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

Mix it up, drink it on the way there.

[Caller]

That stuff makes your stomach feel weird, man. I've used shur gel before, too. The stuff you got here, it doesn't make you feel weird, does it?

[Bobbo]

Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained, old buddy. I'm just saying. Yeah, it's going to make you feel weird, but it's going to make your sample clean. Okay.

[Caller]

There you go. There you go.

[Bobbo]

So if you wanted to be a defensive end for the Dallas Cowboys, little cupcake, this is what you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wants to know where to get the shirt. Joe Bob Walmart, 2, 800, 800.

[Bobbo]

You know, the guy who smokes dope.

[Turley]

Worrying about feeling weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. We've got a lot of the graveyard shifters coming off of this. Yeah, clearly there's a fourth shift here on the Eagle.

[Bobbo]

Weird and bad weird. J.D.

[Turley]

No, that's true.

[Bob]

Obviously, they're all, like, so an hour and a half before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Okay.

[Bobbo]

I gotta time this out 90 minutes. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know, I love to take your drug test questions and have our board here. Field your balls. Not feel your balls. Field. Field your pitches.

[Bobbo]

Now you're starting to sound just like little Mako.

[Turley]

Freudian slip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little Marco. Look at these hands.

[Bobbo]

Tell me, Little Mako, what are you gonna do?

[Turley]

I'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll let you know. One thing's for certain, there's nothing wrong down below either. Little Marco. If you don't believe me, come in. Get on your knees. Little Marco.

[Turley]

In case you missed the GOP debate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been slapped up by the head with nine inches of. Who was that guy? Who was that guy?

[Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Easy, Eric. That's my boy. That's my boy.

[Turley]

All the world problems, and we're talking about the size of Donald's business. I just can't believe it.

[Bobbo]

Just when you think it can't get any stranger. Yeah.

[Turley]

Just when you think it can't really get any worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slap you upside the head.

[Turley]

The people. The people that Saturday Night Live must. Must watch that and go, we can't beat it. We can't write better than that.

[Bob]

They just replay it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what they do.

[Turley]

Replay it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Did Ted Cruz just pick a booger? Never mind the fact that China is getting their nukes ready. Did Ted Cruz eat a booger?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a nasty booger, too. Did you see that? I don't care. It was either a booger or a blown. Or a blown whitehead that, like, didn't fly far. And it was just an abscess. Was just on his lip.

[Turley]

I know.

[Bob]

He was almost smooth enough with it, but he paused. And that pause right there of the cheers.

[John Clay Wolf]

What flavor is this? God, stop. You're as bad as. Wonder if anybody's looking. Did we not wonder if Jesus is looking? Wonder if the American people are looking. Yeah. Let's go ahead and Slam that. Boogie down. Just like Casey in the Sunshine Band said. Let's boogie. No, that was the Commodores or Earth, Wind and Fire. It doesn't matter because Donald is a dishonest person. Justin, good morning. You're on the air. What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2013 Passat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. Cool. Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller]

It's gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Is it leather or no. Or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Is it a four cylinder or a five cylinder or six cylinder?

[Caller]

It's the five. Four cylinder, 2.5. No, it's a five cylinder, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Caller]

All this German 2.5 inline five cylinder, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a premium or a Volksberg or a SE or S or sel?

[Caller]

It's a Select with the sunroof in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Caller]

And the navigation system in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

39,843.

[John Clay Wolf]

Susan, line 2. Pickle juice for drug test. Question for Bob. Oh, here we go. Oh, God. Back to the German, The Hitler car. The 13 facade.

[Bobbo]

Tell me, where is the rabbit?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 11 5. 1111 5. What color is.

[Caller]

Is gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to Give me the VIN givemethevin.com and load it up. Is that what you want for it? I mean, I know you want 20 grand for it, but is that what you'll take for it?

[Caller]

Exactly. I mean, 11 5. Yeah, give me the vin.com and load it up.

[Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put the VIN in a couple pictures. Say, Wolf hit me at 11 5, but he said if I was real nice or pushy that you'd give me 12. And when I get off the radio, I'll go downstairs and I'll look through all those deals with the guys and I bet we'll give you 12.

[Caller]

Fair enough, Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Okay, we've got 25 seconds left.

[Turley]

Well, coming up in a little bit. If you do smoke dope and you want a job and you lost your job, NASA may have one for you. A real job, laying in bed smoking dope.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Turley]

True story.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's in the 9:00 o' clock hour.

[Turley]

Actually coming up in the 9:00 clock hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not that long.

[Bob]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really isn't. It's awesome. No, it's not. It's in the 8 o'. Clock. I get screwed up. I get confused with all these John High, all these different lines going all over the place.

[Turley]

Get some.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[Turley]

Jail. You'll be all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Do we have time during the break for me to go get some. Sure. Gel? Sure.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I want to. I want to try it for earplugs for my kids. So I need to listen to them. Now.

[Show Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. Temple of the Dog. Huh? What was it? Sound Garden, Audio slave. Temple of the Dog. What else was he?

[Bob]

Sound Garden, Pearl Jam.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh, you're talking about him.

[Bob]

Are you talking about Chris Cornell? Chris Cornell. There was like eight bands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bob]

Yeah. Green hair, inside our phone booth.

[John Clay Wolf]

She knows Screener.

[Bob]

Yeah, she sent me like eight different. I had no idea he's been so many.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the best. We still have a caller on line one about Bobbo's sure gel comments in the 8 o' clock hour.

[Turley]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diane, Good morning.

[Turley]

That speaks volumes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. What's up, girlfriend?

[Caller]

Not much. I'm from a small town in North Carolina and just want to make a comment on the sure deal. It works every time. My ex husband used it relentlessly. Still smokes pots to this day.

[Bobbo]

Thank you very much. That's all I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rock and roll for North Carolina and Diane.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Even in North Carolina, it works every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys rock.

[Caller]

You guys rock. You make my day every morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Diane.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been on here for four weeks now, and it's great. I'm glad that you've been alive for the past four Saturdays. So, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley.

[Turley]

Oh, man.

[Bob]

So we have confirmation it does work. Cause you know Bobbo.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes he makes a little bit. He lies. Ted Cruz.

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't say that, man. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN dot com. Call in. I'll bid your car 800, 800, 7, 2, 3 4. I don't bid him. I buy them 8008-0072-3480-0800, 72 three 4. 800, 800 radio. We got a Raptor on the queue. I like raptors. Let's see if we can get this bought. Stan, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Hi.

[Turley]

Morning, Stanley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stan, you don't sound like the kind of guy that would drive a Raptor. This is really yours?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What is it?

[Caller]

It's a 2012 Ford Raptor. It's red. I got 52, 000 miles on it. I took it by Carmax. I mean, they're offering me 37 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's just get down to brass tacks. Homeboy's just taking. Okay, so you're telling me before we even go anywhere, you took it to Carmax and got an offer on it. When?

[Caller]

Yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, are you Dallas or Fort Worth? I mean, or Houston?

[Caller]

Actually, I live in Minneola.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Minneola. Minneola. Minneola. All right, so you took it over there. And have you seen my advertisement that I say, if I don't beat them, I'll send you $100 bill?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, my brother was telling me.

[John Clay Wolf]

About it, so that's true. So, okay, what did they hit? What did they bid yet?

[Caller]

37,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

37,000, that sounds about right. So I'm going to believe you sometimes if he just said like 42. Yeah, no, I just say, send me a picture of the offer letter. Just take a picture of their offer letter with your phone and send it to us. Yeah, and it's funny when people try to booger them and make you fake.

[Turley]

I was going to say people can, you know, Photoshop.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, I know the codes on the offer letter. Oh, there's some secret Easter eggs in there.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

That people don't know about in the. In the Math.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Anyway, 37 sounds about right. Okay, so why didn't you sell it to them for 37?

[Caller]

Well, actually, I was driving up there this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you are selling it to them for 37?

[Caller]

I was gonna sell it to him this morning. I'm driving up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Then he heard you and thought, well.

[John Clay Wolf]

So does it have navigation or sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, just keep on driving. Is $500 worth worth your time to drive over to Fort Worth?

[Caller]

Well, heck, yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I mean, we'll come get it. But you're already here and you're heading this way, so. Is someone following you?

[Caller]

Yeah, my brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, just call him and tell him I'm gonna put you on hold. My guys, I'm gonna. Bob, go ahead and send them a text downstairs in the buying room that to grab line two, and I'm gonna put you on hold. They're gonna grab you, give you directions to hear. We've got checks ready today. Do you have your title with you?

[Caller]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it registered to you and you're. You're the license? I mean, your driver's license matches the title.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're gonna. You're gonna drive over here, you're gonna bring the title, and we're gonna cut you check for 37,500. Your brother's gonna pick you up And y' all are gonna go do something else. Actually, my bank. My bank is right around the corner, and they're open till noon. And you can go turn it into hundreds if you want.

[Caller]

That'd be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, got it. So I'm gonna put you on hold. Stan and the guys are gonna grab you and wrap this up. So we bought a car. Cool. All right. 800-872.

[Bobbo]

Pay that man his money.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 723-4. 800, 800 radio. I've been buying a lot of cars this week. The car market's up. It's like stock exchange or oil prices.

[Turley]

Things are coming around.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'd be like oil's trading at a hundred dollars a barrel again.

[Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So car market's good. I've been working a lot this week. Traveling, flying. Yes, flying, flying. City to city, buying. I bought over 100 cars this week. Jeez. Yeah.

[Turley]

How many of those did you look at?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not many. About as good as I looked at that raptor. There's safety in the numbers. Clearly, you could smell it. Go around and sniff the seats, everybody.

[Turley]

I don't want to hear that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to know. You know what they call a frump? Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. Where are you going? Oh, there's an old church. There's an old joke about the bicycle seat sniffer. And I was gonna roll that into how I appraised cars.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'll skip all that.

[Turley]

That's a blessing. Thank you, Lord.

[Bobbo]

I think you're much more scientific than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could just feel it, man. I could just feel it. I know what I'm doing, man. I've been doing it a while.

[Turley]

You have a sixth sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I. I get. I get my little Beechcraft Baron. I get my little Beechcraft Bear.

[Turley]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to go get my biannual flight review.

[Turley]

By the way, I see the pictures on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they pick me up and they take me to the stores, the dealerships, and I buy their trade ins and their overage inventory. Then I. They run me back to the airport, and I take off again and go the next. And I do that for about 48 hours straight.

[Turley]

John, you've been around your kids way too.

[Bobbo]

And I just got.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just got home late last night, and I'm tired.

[Bobbo]

He does, man. It's radical in that plane, dude.

[Bob]

Well, it's funny that you bring that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember, Bubba, when we were sitting in Louisiana and we were rolling out, and Elton John was on the radio, and you were in the back seat. You said, this is all right.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no, it was. It was. It was baby grand, man. It was Billy Joel and Ray Charles.

[Turley]

Okay, what was he doing in the backseat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wandered everywhere.

[Bobbo]

It was awesome.

[Turley]

Why were you in the back seat?

[Bobbo]

Some of the best times I've had. Well, I don't think there's a. There's only one front seat. Isn't that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I didn't need him sitting on my lap.

[Turley]

There's two front seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was driving one. Okay.

[Turley]

Who was in the co pilot seat?

[John Clay Wolf]

No one.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Because I don't have a co pilot.

[Bobbo]

That only looked like one seat up there to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got two engines and one pilot.

[Turley]

I understand that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob sitting. Because I didn't want Bob sitting in my lap.

[Bobbo]

Okay, man, listen, I'm a big fat bastard, dude. You don't need me in the front seat of an airplane with you while you're flying.

[John Clay Wolf]

My bad.

[Turley]

There's two seats up front.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've taken Roy with me plenty of times.

[Turley]

Yeah, and just Royce in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, so he didn't get to sit in the front of the bus.

[Bobbo]

Are there any buttons or switches or anything up there that a person shouldn't touch?

[Turley]

Yes, all of them. Every one of them.

[Bobbo]

Well, I can't resist that. Deal, dude.

[Turley]

It's funny. When I flew with the Blue Angels, they get. They, they. You sit for an hour and a half, and they tell you how to eject and all this stuff in case something bad happens. And then they tell you, don't touch anything that is marked yellow and black. And then you sit in the. When you actually get in the jet, everything is marked yellow and black.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We'll buy your car over the radio right now, sight unseen. Or you can go to my website, give me the VIN. VIN vehicle identification number. Givemetheven.com and load it up, and we'll. We've got five people downstairs that are emailing offers out left and right.

[Bob]

Well, it's funny. You guys are talking about flying and, you know, flying with John stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chasing cars.

[Bob]

Yeah, chasing cars. Well, Uncle Roy, who is one of John's, our employees here, long time. And he actually flew with John one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he flew with me more.

[Bob]

Well, he has a great story. In fact, we. There's a little segment called Riding with Uncle Roy.

[Turley]

Oh, geez.

[Bob]

And he. We recorded him talking about his Experience. You gotta hear this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard part of this. It's pretty bad. So a guy just recorded him off of his phone. He was. He was gigging him along and got him going.

[Turley]

But you're not used to flying in a small plane. It is kind of an adventure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you're a black man from Magnolia, Mississippi, not used to leaving Magnolia, Mississippi, at all, then it's quite an adventure, too.

[Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I want to hear this. Roy tell you the story about him.

[Bobbo]

When he flew with John.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. Jump out that bitch.

[Caller]

Give me a price, Please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be what.

[Caller]

I think we ought to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you know, I wasn't.

[Roy]

I wasn't really afraid, you know, because I saw him over there. You know, he just bobbing his head like this and, you know, and had.

[John Clay Wolf]

That radio going, and I thought maybe.

[Roy]

You know, I thought he knew what the going on. You know, I thought he was up on his game. And then all of a sudden. You gonna look over there?

[Bobbo]

What do you think we all do?

[Roy]

I said, huh? What do you think we all do? Mother, for my heart. I, like, had a heart attack right there. I ain't lying. I said, this mother is as up as I am. I said, you know, I think what we need to do, we need to get out of this home, try to land this bitch somewhere. Well, I can go back to Shreveport. Well, I said, why don't we just do that DNA up. You can go back, you know. Well, we so close to Lafayette, and I. John, I don't give a goddamn. Lafayette right there. We can't get on. Mother, I need to take this bitch bath. Stomach, he was.

[Turley]

Stomach.

[Roy]

He had that crop duster doing everything. He don't like me because I call the crop duster.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what he says. He says, you call the crop duster.

[Roy]

That's what that. I ain't doing it no more. I told him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it.

[Bobbo]

Crop duster, dude, I'm digging Roy, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's funny. Oh, you could have let it go further.

[Bob]

Well, we're up against it. We got to go to the music, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fine.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much time we got? We'll. We'll put the podcast out there. If you go to podcast, John, Clay Wolf show all the segments in their entirety. He had to cut. He had to cut that segment down because we got to go to music. What's up next, Bob, on the playlist?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yes. So I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're ready, huh?

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800. Seven, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

Now, good stuff coming up, man. We've got some Sabbath, Pop Evil and more next on the Rock for Dallas Fort Worth. 97 1, the Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't stay at home, can't stay at school.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

Excellent. There's some rock and roll for you, Pop Evil. I'm kind of liking the Pop Evil. Sabbath and Foo Fighters back there, too, on 97 1. The Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Rockford Dallas Fort Worth Sabbath's got one more round in them.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, and they're coming to Dallas. Actually. They're playing JD the old Coca Cola star player.

[Turley]

Coca Cola. You and I are the only two that still call it that.

[Bobbo]

It's the Jexa Energy Pavilion. Net.

[Turley]

Whatever.

[Bobbo]

Black Sabbath with Ozzy Osbourne are doing what they call the. The last one, the end.

[Turley]

How are they propping Ozzy back up, really? Honestly?

[Bobbo]

I've been looking at some clips on stage.

[Turley]

I mean, we saw him on tv.

[Bobbo]

He's not as animated as he. As he was in.

[Turley]

Really. I mean, seriously, how did they bring him out?

[Bobbo]

I mean, he was.

[Turley]

He was a stuttering, doddering old fool on television.

[Bobbo]

He just kind of does the Pope thing, you know, Both hands.

[Turley]

Oh, okay. Stretched.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

His head. Head bobbing up and down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get ahold of us now at 800-800-RODIO. 800-800-723-4. If you call now and give the call, screener year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. I'll see it in my queue and I'll pick you up on the air and bid your car. Buy your car. I want to buy them. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. OJ Knife.

[Turley]

Nearly 22 years after the fatal stabbing of Nicole Brown Simpson, reports now that a knife discovered. What? What do you know the whole story.

[John Clay Wolf]

I read that a. When they tore down his house, yeah. They found a knife underground and the guy gave it to a copy and the cops. And I'm just going to keep this for myself. And he framed it and, like, put the juices loose on a plaque and put it on his wall.

[Turley]

Explain this to me. And then suddenly, 13 years later, he goes, oh, by the way, I have the knife.

[Bobbo]

There happens to be a network television show currently airing with new episodes every. What is it, Wednesday?

[John Clay Wolf]

John, it's very good.

[Bobbo]

This would be a very good time to come out with the fact that you found a knife on your property, wouldn't it?

[Turley]

So you.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's Called value.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this guy a police officer?

[Turley]

Yeah, officer. Former officer George Matt got the knife from a construction workers in 2002 or 2003. He doesn't remember. According to the officer's attorney, by the time Ma was working on off duty near the estate, where of course, OJ did the deed, or. No, that's relatedly did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, Rockingham is where he was, his home.

[Turley]

I'm sorry, you're right.

[Bob]

So this guy's retired, so that's why he's coming out.

[Turley]

Former. Yeah, former officer.

[Bobbo]

Well, how do you get that piece.

[Turley]

Of information and hang on to it for a second?

[Bobbo]

13 years waiting for something, you know, to come up, a value.

[Turley]

Right, right, right, right.

[Bobbo]

Like if this guy had put this knife on givemetheven.com right.

[Turley]

What would happen?

[Bobbo]

13 years ago, John could have been it.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Just on the possibility. Just on the possibility. 13 years ago, this knife, it's a commodity. 2500.

[Turley]

Right, right, right.

[Bobbo]

He puts it on Today, looking at 13, nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Bob]

This may be his ploy to. To up the value on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Bob]

He's like, it's an opportunity. I'm gonna put this out there now, get a big. I mean, there was a guy that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta be careful how I say this, okay. A lot of trouble, easy.

[Turley]

But when you stop, we all. We all cringe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, cease and desist letters have been sent out.

[Turley]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me figure out how to frame this. Anyway, I beat up a guy. Guy that was fooling around with someone of importance to me.

[Turley]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the time.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No longer of importance to me. That would be like X importance to me.

[Turley]

That was generic enough that we don't know who you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was an employee of mine and he was really liking his end of her action.

[Turley]

Understand?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I whipped him down, down. Whip his ass long, like they said in nwa.

[Turley]

But you didn't hurt him?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, A couple stitches.

[Bobbo]

I'm kind of familiar with this story. And you did a lot more than that though, man.

[Turley]

Well, anyway, moving on.

[Bobbo]

It's like, did you see Reservoir Dogs? You know, the cop in the trunk?

[Bob]

Huh? Yes, I remember that.

[Bobbo]

John did something more akin to that to this guy. Really? What?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I drove. So. So they went to the police and, like, get him for beating me up. And the police were like, so you're sleeping with his. Whatever.

[Turley]

Somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody. You work for him. You live in his house, you drive his car and he whipped your ass.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's the problem? That was the sheriff's Department. Then he went to the police department. They stole the same thing. This is a, this is a country deal.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you were living his house. Living with the brother's house, taking his money, hitting his whatever. Any whipped jazz?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then what's your problem?

[Turley]

Why are you here anyway?

[John Clay Wolf]

But they blew it all up. Tried to get me in trouble. Like I was arrested and I was in trouble.

[Bobbo]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And just to make fun of it. So people were calling me because I was living in the country on a ranch at the time.

[Bobbo]

Are you okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

You need me to get you out of jail, bro? Oh, yeah. Because they were creating this media buzz against me, cuz they didn't get me arrested. So let's get him and make him look bad.

[Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I drove a white Bronco for two weeks.

[Turley]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just for fun. Just for fun. Just, just. Because, I mean, it was the talk. It was the talk.

[Turley]

You should have said the back seat of the Bronco and had Uncle Roy drive you around.

[Bobbo]

The truth, tell me the truth. Did you not want to kill this guy at the time? If OJ had showed the same restraint that you did the lawyer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz. Cuz he sued me for whipping his butt and for $100,000.

[Bobbo]

100,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we got it down to 28. And then we got it down To 15.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we said, you know what? Hell with it, we're going to go to Cole.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the time we were done two years later, his lawyer was begging my lawyer, hey, man, if you'll give me.

[Turley]

$2,000, I'll go away, dude, I'll give you the 2,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

My lawyer said, I suggest we pay him the $2,000 because it's just for his lawyer to cover some expenses. Because if you don't, what if a jury finds something different?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, this is two thousand dollar get out of jail free card. He's got a contingency lawyer. Let it rip.

[Turley]

Yeah. You never know what a jury's gonna do.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, sure.

[Turley]

You never know.

[Bobbo]

So OJ now this man, my son, his joy stop. Broken.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he all. He also told me, Vito Corleone, he also told me that you could have killed it.

[Bobbo]

I tell him I gotten away with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to what you're talking about. Oh, because you could have killed this guy the way this thing was set up and absolutely gotten away with it. Really?

[Turley]

Oh, because of all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just the situation. Yeah.

[Turley]

Crime of passion.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, well, that's, that's good to know. But I mean, I didn't need to do that.

[Bobbo]

No, you don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wanted to let him know he wasn't welcome around my home no more.

[Turley]

That's the way it's done, apparently, according to the sheriff.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've got his leg right up there on the. On the.

[Turley]

Maybe we shouldn't talk about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got his leg up on the.

[Bobbo]

Oh, is that where that leg came from?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then whenever celebrities are in here, I have him sign it.

[Turley]

Can we understand that? It's not a real leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, it's not a real leg. It's not a decomposing leg.

[Turley]

You said, I've got his leg, man.

[Bobbo]

I was on your side to. You said you took the brother leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's when I realized that he wasn't putting up much of a fight is when he wasn't running weight.

[Turley]

Damn that fake leg. Everyone that's listening going, he has his leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? It's a plastic leg.

[Bobbo]

I think they prefer prosthetic.

[Turley]

All right, whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've got it, and it's mine, and it's up there on the. Next to those, you know, up there on the counter. And so when all these allegedly. If you look at the signatures on there, we got Cheech and Chong, nothing. That Rick Springfield's a big name. Yeah, well, he is. Who? I mean, there's tons of guys. Simon Cal signed it.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Chevy Chase.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chevy Chase signed it. Everybody that's come in the studio over the years signed the leg, and I'm. I tell them a story, and they think it's funny.

[Turley]

Everyone thinks.

[Bob]

Or were they under distress?

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're like, oh, we have to.

[Bob]

Sign this right now.

[Turley]

Look what he did to the guy he didn't like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people ask for hand prints and concrete. Yeah. Some people ask to take a self. I say, hey, would you. Would you come sign this prosthetic limb? Don't ask. It's a long story.

[Turley]

Allegedly.

[Bobbo]

You always been a good boy. I'm gonna ask you to sign this leg, and that's all you have to do. Someday, and that day may never come, I'm gonna ask you to do me a favor. Listen, Godfather, sign the leg.

[Turley]

I'll sign it for you.

[Bobbo]

Do yourself a favor.

[Turley]

I will do it one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sign it just for you. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio calling now.

[Bob]

People are gonna be scared. Be like, man, I gotta take his offer. Then if I don't take his offer, he's Gonna take my leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brad from downstairs just brought sure. Gel so we can try it. I mean, I don't. I. I had spooky grass forever. Here you go, Bob. I'll throw it to you. Catch.

[Bobbo]

We can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice.

[Bobbo]

You can buy a test at the. You know, at the Walgreens or somewhere. Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's one of my buyers.

[Bobbo]

You gotta get somebody you know is really dirty.

[Turley]

It didn't take him long to find it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

Well, maybe it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe that's why the numbers have been so high lately. Go to givemetheven.com they're so stoned, they can't figure out what to offer. So they offer too much.

[Turley]

Too much money.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not a good.

[Turley]

Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, one other thing I need to get out there is if you're trading in your car and you want to trade it in on. On Toyota, Honda.

[Turley]

Yeah. Let's get back to what we really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chevy. Whatever. We. We can facilitate that trade. If I give you 40,000 for your car and you want to sell it to me. Because I can still get you that at the dealership on trade and get special price at the dealerships. When you load your car into givemetheven.com. just tell us what you want. I want a new Toyota Tacoma. I'm like, okay, I'm gonna send you to Vandergriff Toyota.

[Turley]

Okay, you're gonna send me to a dealer that get what I want?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if I want a new Vandergriff, I've given them 40 grand for their trade in. Sell them a new card invoice and this done.

[Turley]

Done. Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Or Ford Chaz over at Grapevine. Ford, same thing.

[Turley]

Okay. Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. We can get her handled. Chevrolet Jerry's, Weatherford, Texas. Cadillac Crest in Dallas. Weatherford's got Jerry's. We've got pre arranged deals with these dealers for pricing for our customers. We bid the trade, we'll lock it in and they'll. They won't deviate from that figure. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Radio. Baba. You sure look like you're in a good mood today. What's up?

[Bobbo]

Doing. Doing really great, John. The strangest thing happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What?

[Turley]

Always to you.

[Bobbo]

I. I've got a. I've got a friend that owns a liquor store up in no Kona and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up where?

[Bobbo]

You know, it's a nice guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Kona's where I had my leg in no Kona.

[Turley]

I know Lacona.

[Bobbo]

That's right.

[Turley]

They used to do the boots up there.

[Bobbo]

He used to live around that part of the world. I don't know if you know Jimmy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a Nocona boot. That's what I need to get a Nocona boot to put on that leg.

[Turley]

Oh, perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's perfect. Okay, go ahead.

[Bobbo]

You should do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're getting this all figured out.

[Bobbo]

Thank you. So Jimmy owns, owns the liquor store.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't we think of that before?

[Bobbo]

2 package store, I should probably say. And I go in last night and there was one other customer in there. It's about 8 o' clock at night, you know, the other customer leaves and Jimmy walks over to me and I can see he's been looking around on the floor in this one service, but he walks over to me, me, he goes, take a look at that, where he's got this little green ball in his hand about an inch across, all right? Diameter, circumference. I guess it's a sphere. Hands it to me. And this is a, this is a wad of grass, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right?

[Bobbo]

Red haired Colombian. Looks like to me smell. I mean, it smell like a stank smell. Like 1982, man. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mean it. It's that, that you, you. Makes you want to throw up. But it's so good smell.

[Bobbo]

He goes, man, you believe that? I know, I know exactly who dropped it in here too. Came in, he was in here getting some of these wine coolers. Took his wallet out of his pocket right there next to. Right there on the floor. My floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well.

[Bobbo]

And he came back in here twice after that. Looking around, I thought, what's going on? So as soon as the place was empty, and I ain't worried about you, Bobo, you all right? I got right there to look at that. I said, dude, that's, that's Maui wowie right there. Jimmy. Yeah, this actually happened. So he takes it, he sticks it in a little pint sized sack, twists it up, sticks it in a box of Cheez Its. This is smuggling to a straight person, you know, Took it home and it was actually there. Now this morning, everywhere I go, I'm smelling that smell, you know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Lynyrd Skynyrd.

[Bobbo]

That smells skunky Colombian, danky dank, red haired smell. It's all over the place. Ooh, that smell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't you smell that smell?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And anybody that knows what I'm talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

About knows what I'm talking about.

[Bobbo]

It's like when you used to stick your whole head inside the bag, right?

[Turley]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that Smell. So I'm holding again.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why you're happy.

[Bobbo]

First time in years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I mean, it's like people say, you know, take that gun off while I feel kind of nasty naked without it. I didn't realize, but I actually. I actually feel better, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Luke, good morning.

[Bobbo]

In case of the zombie apocalypse, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Luke, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so full of s. Good lord.

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't lie about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you not lie about? Prove it. Hang on, let me. Let me get this. GMC Acadia. Luke, you got 11 Acadia with 99, 000 miles. Does it have a navigation sunroof or leather?

[Caller]

No, no, it. It's base model, but it. We. We got leather put in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have that timing chain noise in the engine? A lot of them have. Or is there any transmission problems?

[Caller]

No.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So neither average rough or clean.

[Caller]

Leads tires. So I'd say between that. Yeah, I average in the Queen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 10,000.

[Turley]

10,000.

[Caller]

10,000. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work?

[Caller]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right. Work on it. 95 discovery with 92. John, that thing's old. It's old. Those damn Range rovers won't keep running. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I think I'm a 1500 buyer. Or maybe 2000. On a 95 disco with 92. Go to givemetheven.com and load up the VIN. Let me see some pictures. I do want an old ass like a 95 county Range Rover, long wheelbase reaching.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or a Cummins. The old. Old body like a 88, 89, four wheel drive. I want a car for me. You know how the like. Like the guy that has a house turns into a queer?

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? You know, like the guy that loves all the girls.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's go good with the girls, right? And then he like, say, Dennis Hoff, okay, He starts a whorehouse, he turns into a queer, allegedly because it starts too much. I'm that way with cars. I've got too much cars in my life. I need to go different directions to be happy with cars.

[Turley]

Oh, I understand.

[Bobbo]

That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Like. Like I'm asking for a 88 model Dodge Cummins, the ugliest truck ever made. Yeah, I mean, I. I just. Nothing gets me off anymore.

[Turley]

I understand.

[Bobbo]

24 valves is sure fine. High interest, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll be back in a bit.

[Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So take another tube.

[Bobbo]

Have a blow for your Nose.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more drink for we drown you. Ooh, that smell. Can't you smell that?

[Turley]

Swell.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bob]

Thank you, man. So when we. We're back at. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right. Thanks. But tomorrow might not be here for you.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like Quentin Tarantino movie music.

[Turley]

It does.

[Bobbo]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who sings it?

[Bob]

It's Thin Lizzy.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is their version. This is.

[Bob]

Yeah, they're the original.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I knew that. The original.

[Bob]

Obviously it's an Irish folk song song, but they're the first ones to put it to a rock and roll tune.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whiskey and the Charo.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this is their recorded. Hang on. Is this the. The basic bassist black singer that. No, yeah, this is him.

[Roy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he died. Right. About a year ago.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Filling it.

[Bobbo]

No, years ago. Years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got to grab a couple cars. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, L.A. where are my glasses? Good lord. I can't see anything.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marty. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, buddy, what you got? I got a 26. Sorry. I got a 2016 Dodge Journey. The reason why I'm selling it is because the dealership I traded my car into kind of pushed me towards one that we really liked and. But when we came down to pick it up, it was a totally different unit. We wanted the sxt and they gave us the se, which is the base model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you're gonna lose like $20,000 on this thing trading out of a new one. Not 20, but. I mean, I'm being excessive, but. I mean, it's gonna kill you, the new car, depreciation. I don't think you want an SXT so bad that you're wanting to take the hit on this. I think that's bad mojo. I don't. I'm suggesting against it.

[Caller]

What do you suggest?

[John Clay Wolf]

I suggest get something else. If you hate the car, get something else. But. But you're gonna be so mad at yourself when you realize that you paid six thousand dollar difference for like wood grain sticker in a different wheel or something. You know what I mean?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would upgrade this car. I'd spend a couple grand and add options to this one. Like a different wheel or paint them. Does this one have the ugly black plastic painted bumpers? Is that what you hate about it?

[Caller]

No, actually it's. It's got a really nice red metallic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paint job, but on the bumpers.

[Caller]

But it's. Well, the look, it's got the little plastic bumper on the bottom, but everything else is red and chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, then what do you want out of the other one?

[Caller]

It's sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, six cylinder.

[Caller]

I just, I. I wanted six cylinders. This is a four cylinder. You don't put a four cylinder in an SUV and expect to be able to do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, this guy brings up a very good. This is a good call. And not to make fun of you, Marty. I'm not.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you're actually going to support my position on this. They say the car business is so transparent now. And everybody's frou frou and straight and everything's okay. So Marty walked in there and he got hammered down into a car he didn't want. He got closed. He got hot box. I wasn't there. Marty, I'm just assuming. But they gave. They told you all the right things at all the right times, got you going and got you to sign up on a car you didn't want. Is that right, partner?

[Caller]

You hit the hammer, you hit the ninit. You hit that nail right on the head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? And short of going in there with a submachine gun and mowing the place down and really causing yourself a problem, don't do that. You're just like, no, I understand how you feel. And so I wouldn't. If you're gonna make the switch, I would just get a different brand and get a different everything because it's gonna remind you of this whole experience. Go get a Chevy truck or something.

[Caller]

Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But your car, you call me what your car is worth a four cylinder journey. It's a se, right?

[Turley]

Yes.

[Caller]

I still got the. It, I still got the sticker window or the window sticker that came at the factory in the back seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's worth like 16 grand.

[Caller]

16?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What'd you get for it? 23 or 24?

[Caller]

I'm paying 31 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm looking. 2016 Dodge Journeys SE Orlando sold for 175 with 700 miles on it. Dallas sold in January with 200 miles on it. Which these are new cars at the factory sale and it brought 18. 18 three. I think your car with, with set 2000 is going to bring about 17. So I mean, I would give 16, 16, five and gamble. So that's what I'm saying. This is just gonna make you mad. This whole deal is just really gonna piss you off.

[Turley]

Off.

[Caller]

No, it don't. It can't make me more matter than what they already did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, Chris. Good morning. You're on the air. 14 Dodge, dually. Is it a cumins?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Caller]

It's got the black saddle. There's the high speed of a Dodge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a. What do you call it? A longhorn?

[Caller]

It's a limit Limited long horn.

[John Clay Wolf]

All righty. Is it a mega cab or quad?

[Caller]

Quad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive, dually. Limited longhorn. I'm sorry, not quad. It's a crew. Right? Yeah. Four Wheel Drive, Ltd. Longhorn navigation and factory sunroof.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles? What color?

[Caller]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

66 or 56 on the miles?

[Caller]

66.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six matters. Makes a difference. 40 grand. No, I'm not. Did I not. I'm really not crazy. I buy the market, sell the market, man, you crazy. I mean, I ain't crazy at all. You got 66,000 miles on a 14, right? Is it lifted or something? Yeah, okay. It's getting better.

[Caller]

19 Black Angus bulls sacrifice their lives into this pickup.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's saying it has a lot of leather. That'd be like a ghetto. That's cowboy for saying it's got a lot of leather. You know how the Ebonics people do translations?

[Bob]

So you knew that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can do cowboy translation.

[Bobbo]

19 Angus bulls. Put this leather on here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if you. It's got a big lift and all that, we might go to 43. I need to see it. Go to givemethe vin.com. giveme the VIN.

[Caller]

I'll take 45 today for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here. I'm. Okay. Here's what I bought one for. At the Dallas auto auction on Wednesday. I bought one with 23,000 miles for 44. 6. Yours has 66,000 miles.

[Bobbo]

On it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's just stock. But it's half the miles. Half the miles? Half the miles. And people care. The miles dictate how much life is left in this. We don't call them pre owned. They're used. Let those. Let those and queers over at the. At the infinity place talk. Pre owned these used truck. How used is it? Well, it's got 66 on it. All right, well, it's got about two. It's about 25% used.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which ain't as used as the 30,000, the 20,000 mile truck I bought. I'll fight with you about this.

[Caller]

It's a piece of shit compared to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I had to dump him. He cussed. He cussed. Those guys are bad. Oh, no, man. You guys were Getting country.

[Bobbo]

Some guys really just don't want to sell their trip truck, you know?

[Bob]

Holy cow.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 40.

[Bobbo]

Man, you crazy, honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

You kind of shout, you crazy, you crazy.

[Bob]

Sound like we knew we were backwoods there for a second.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy cow. Dude, I can go cut me. Remember, I'm riding mini bikes with a Pocket Fisherman with a kid who just went and shot his dad in the hooter about three hours later when they were drunk.

[Turley]

Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't tell me that I.

[Bobbo]

What was. What was the kid's name again?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's here for it.

[Turley]

That's. My only job, is to keep you out of court.

[Bobbo]

I just had, like, a Bobby Gentry moment. What was the kid's name again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Chad Cogburn.

[Bobbo]

Chad Cogburn shot his dad in the PP.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said it was a 30 out 6. It was a 223.

[Bobbo]

Like, old to Billy Joe, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, still a lot of slug going down the old canal.

[Turley]

Bob's working on a new song.

[Bobbo]

There's a great song.

[John Clay Wolf]

You thought that catheter hurt? Oh, good Lord. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

Back for my friend. Chad Cogn shot a dad in the pp.

[Turley]

I told you. He's coming up with a hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Allegedly.

[Turley]

Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was so long ago. It was. It was longer than the O.J. deal.

[Turley]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

PP won't tell lies like, my daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mitch is adopted, then maybe. Here we go. Hank's gonna tell us about it. What's some of. What's some of the most country stuff you've ever. Are we out?

[Bob]

Yeah, Stretch, if you need to.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a story, Bob? What's. Well, I mean, the stories get long around here. The bull runs deep. Teen Angus deep. Right, right. We'll. We'll just come back on time. We'll be back a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me givemetheven.com allegedly.

[Turley]

Allegedly.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

Sorry, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was wrong.

[Bobbo]

Rock and roll from. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just yelling at you to hear over the headphones. Oh, please don't take it personally.

[Bobbo]

No, we get that a lot, man. It's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800.

[Bobbo]

You're still my friend, and I like you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

04 Ram half ton with 86 SLT. Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Is it nice? Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Hemi with 20s?

[Caller]

No, it's a 4 7. It's got the 20s on it. The flower petal 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Caller]

These are notorious for cracking in the dash. No cracks in the dash. Nothing. It's. It's cleaned all the way through. It's a short, short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short wide, Bobby.

[Bobbo]

Short wide.

[Caller]

Short wide.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's actually not a short wide. Is a regular cab, right? Yeah, that was everybody's old. You know, in the 90s, it's a shore wide.

[Caller]

Hey, I got a 78 short wide Chevy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a 04 short wide Dodge four door with flowery wheels and 86,000 miles. Some bitch couldn't be no nicer.

[Bobbo]

Honey. He's got what us girls in the business call a short wide.

[Caller]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got a 4. 7. But I put some pipes on it. Sounds like a Hemi on Roy's.

[Caller]

Sounds like a Hemi. It's got a Flowmaster on it, see?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how much more than six grand is some.

[Caller]

Bobby, you said six grand. Yeah, well, I have to. I had to leave with something, too. That's the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ain't got nothing, Bobby. All I got is money.

[Caller]

Yeah, I gotta. I gotta get some. Let me talk to my. Where are y' all out of?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me up and I'll talk to my wife and see if she's still good with the six grand. We're out of. We're out of North Texas, but we come to your house. Where are you living?

[Caller]

I live in Princeton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He didn't go to school in Princeton. Not the Ivy League school.

[Caller]

No, I didn't go to Ivy League. I went to Camu Commerce.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the mascot at Camu Commerce?

[Caller]

It's a line, I believe.

[Turley]

Lone Star sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com. load the car up, tell me what you're wanting to buy and I will get you in touch with a dealer that's in our network and they'll honor the six grand and we'll pick up the truck from them.

[Caller]

I'll do it. Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. I like people with senses of humor.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, man, the truck calls Bobby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobby was hanging in there with the punches. Some people wouldn't have taken that as well as Bobby dude did.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

At all, Michael?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think you would have taken it as well as Bobby did.

[Caller]

Do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got? New.

[Caller]

What? 2013 Kia Optima SX.

[John Clay Wolf]

SX? What do you want for the damn thing? You called me. I hate to price another man's.

[Caller]

Give me. It's a kiss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it A four door or two door?

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick or Matic?

[Caller]

Matic. Manual stiff if you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got the manual roll them up window package. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Manual shift if you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's got the paddle shifters, the F1 McLaren.

[Bobbo]

I don't think it's a paddle shifter. It's on the stick, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 49.

[Caller]

It's got both.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got it all, baby. Nice. It's got it all. Does it have alloy wheels or hubcaps? Did you just realize that you're traitor to America by driving a Kia and you just decided to get out of it? You gonna get back?

[Caller]

I'm trying to get rid of it as quick as I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donald Trump wouldn't drive Nokia. 15 grand. 15 grand is what I'm thinking on an Optima SX.

[Caller]

Probably work for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then go to givemetheven.com, load the VIN, put the miles, say wolf, hit me at 15 grand on the radio. I'll sell it. Here's the pictures and we'll line it up.

[Caller]

Sounds like thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Dylan, 180,000 mile half ton like Bobby's is worth about, about, about, about, about, about fifteen hundred dollars. You there in no words, Dylan. Are you shocked with my appraisal skills? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio here.

[Turley]

Ben Carson is of course out of the race now. You know what he's going to do now? He's not going to sit back and relax and just chill out and maybe smoke some dope.

[Bobbo]

He's not going to do any of that.

[Turley]

He's actually going to lead chairing a group focused on getting out the Christian vote in November. He says there are a lot of people that still love me. They'll follow me. I'm not going to endorse anybody, but I'm going to lead the Christians to the promised land.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the endorsement he says he's not going to endorse. That's a sub. He says he's not camouflaged hit.

[Turley]

Well, if he's going to endorse anybody, we'd have to be in cruise. About the only one that's raising the.

[Caller]

Very, very Christian flag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

Besides picking burgers, do you not think.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Trump picks him to run with him because he's a black good guy?

[Bob]

No. Heck no.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't think so, Carson?

[Turley]

You don't think so?

[Bobbo]

I think it's possible. Anything with they never, they're the only.

[Turley]

Ones that never really locked up and went after each other. Each other. Obviously Rubio's out.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were soft handing each other. I thought that's what it was all about.

[Turley]

That's. You think? I thought that would be br. Personally, I think it'd be brilliant. He's a smart guy. Never mind the fact he's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think he's picking Christie.

[Turley]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Chris is out running his chops.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's just what I was gonna say, though. I mean, Trump wins Super Tuesday, gives his victory speech. Who's standing there behind him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, who does the intro looking all deer? Best guy? No. Everybody. Everybody put your hands together.

[Turley]

Yeah. What an embarrassment. What an embarrassment the debate was. Did you watch it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was working.

[Turley]

God, they are just.

[Bobbo]

Now.

[Turley]

Explain to me something. Maybe Bob O. Knows because he's more political than I am. Why is the gop. They hate Trump. They. I think they would rather lose the election to the Democrats than have Trump in.

[Bobbo]

Honestly, I can't imagine that they want to lose anything.

[Turley]

But why are they. I mean, they're there mastering this amazing.

[Bobbo]

Tell you one thing, defensive system.

[Turley]

What?

[Bobbo]

I don't think they would rather lose to the Democrats and have Trump win, but to have them put Romney on a stump anytime after the Iowa caucus last year is absolutely unconscionable. And it shows a total pattern of elitism, which is their platform anyway, thank you very much. Lack of fair play. So they made him sign a pledge, they let him campaign and debate, and now they want to take him off because he's top three. Because.

[Turley]

Yeah, explain that to me.

[Bobbo]

And what do you got, seriously, in this country to vote for? You got Cruz, you got Marco, you got Kasich, who almost. Who makes more sense than anybody, really.

[Turley]

Well, I picked that the other night. He's the only one of the four of them. He's the one that made the most sense. And he's got no seniors or.

[Bobbo]

Bernie, what are you going to do? And the Republicans want to knock Trump off the stump now.

[Turley]

I don't get it.

[Bobbo]

I think their time is highly suspect.

[Turley]

I think it's a good old boy club.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Turley]

And Trump doesn't fit. I think that's what it is.

[Bobbo]

They should have decided that, though, before they allowed the first Iowa caucus to go.

[Turley]

I don't think they thought he'd get this far.

[Bob]

Or they realize they're scared to death because he's going to have the button. Donald Trump with the button.

[Turley]

You think the GOP is afraid of that button? I think they're more protective of their little boys club, honestly, than they care about the bell at first.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys sound like a bunch of.

[Bobbo]

Angry old hedge fund guys.

[Turley]

No, it's true.

[Bobbo]

Hedge fund guys are going to. To be taxed up the wazoo to pay for a lot of these programs. Trump has already said that.

[Bob]

And somebody will be sued.

[Bobbo]

He's for, he's for higher taxes for people in his bracket.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, give me another cup of coffee and. Yeah, I need another pack of smokes. Go ahead.

[Turley]

So our top 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like I'm at the convenience store in the country.

[Turley]

What people are talking about. Mr.

[John Clay Wolf]

The country where. You know, at the convenience stores in the country, they've got the little seating section on the side.

[Turley]

The old men sit around in the morning. Top 10 reasons why Ben Carson pulled out of the election. That's our top 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

LPM.

[Bob]

Casey's got a good one there, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a new. And I've thought about this before. This place where I grew up, that country store was called lpmx.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lonesome Prairie Mercantile Exchange. And this is a segment from the old. The green.

[Turley]

The green frog in the Jacksboro. That's another one. The old man sit around, thrown out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he would start saying stuff.

[Turley]

What's your dad said? You get thrown out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he would just disagree with all that. You know, he'd sit there with all of them and do their deal and then he'd start talking. My dad went weird Democrat.

[Turley]

I was Charlie Russell.

[Bobbo]

You don't know what the hell you're talking about.

[Turley]

I would think your dad would be a Republican, like hardcore.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's absolute Obama.

[Turley]

He went the other way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I quit talking to him. You think I'm kidding?

[Turley]

Hey, Michael, pull that as our promo for the week.

[Bobbo]

I could talk to him, but is he. Is he military? Is he all Black Panther?

[John Clay Wolf]

I quit talking to him. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, listen, how do you go from that to there?

[Turley]

That's.

[Bobbo]

I mean, what a.

[Turley]

What a swing.

[John Clay Wolf]

The system let him down, man. The system let him down.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all those greedy bankers and all that.

[Turley]

I see it. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So he had to blame somebody so that he jumped on the Obama. There.

[Turley]

You become a Democratic. Sorry, Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, More.

[Bob]

There's plenty of room. Let's put it that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you, Kenny, a 914 runner with 200,000 miles wor 500. I mean, you don't want to sell it to me. Sell it on Craigslist. It's just a little cheap Car.

[Bob]

He didn't even get to say anything.

[Bobbo]

Interesting sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's your old girl, Bobo. Crazy Barb. She's got a 2000 explorer that doesn't run still. Ah, Barbara. Yeah.

[Caller]

Well, the last one was a Chevy Blazer. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many years ago? Making the round. How many years ago was that? I remember that. I remember you. Five years ago. Yeah.

[Caller]

Four maybe. Maybe. You know, were you surprised to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Us back on the Eagle?

[Caller]

Not at all.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Caller]

Your show rocks, man. I love this show. I learn a lot about nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're actually not on the Eagle right this second. We'll be joining back up on The Eagle in 10 minutes. They're playing Black Sabbath, Tool, and Five Finger Death Punch right now, probably.

[Bob]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I think they're playing Pop Evil, Black Sabbath and Foo Fighters.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was close. I like food, Barbara. I don't want that, darling. But I thank you for calling in.

[Caller]

Yeah, well, I. I'm grasping at straws.

[Bobbo]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye.

[Bob]

You don't want it?

[Bobbo]

Well, there's an image right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kobe, good morning.

[Bobbo]

You're grasping at straws.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

I just wanted. I kind of missed the NASA story, and so I was just calling to see about what y' all had said about that. But I did my own little research, and I. I think I found out that it was a scam. Is that what y' all came to a conclusion of?

[John Clay Wolf]

We are going to cover it in a minute when we. We got three minutes left in this segment. We're gonna take a break and come back, and we're gonna hit it. We hadn't even hit it yet.

[Caller]

Okay, good call back. I actually work at a rental car place, and so I'm in and out of cars, so I'm missing this.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll be set. Set your alarm for what time, Turley?

[Bob]

9:41.

[John Clay Wolf]

9:41. Cody Kobe. 800. 800-7234-800. For the NASA story. I'm in and out of rental cars. Kenny Powers did that. I miss him. He was greatness.

[Bob]

Well, he's running for president right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you realize that?

[Turley]

A little similar.

[Bob]

Donald Trump.

[Turley]

Totally. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, Donald Trump is just Howard Stern Playbook. Let's go back. Dig up everything. How he did it, how he started, how he middled it, how he finished. I mean, he's just following the playbook.

[Bob]

It's funny you said that, because my wife said the exact same thing after watching Base. She goes, I know what he's doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's doing stir and she said.

[Bob]

And that's what she's like. You know, it's funny, John said that about two weeks ago, maybe even longer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said that when he first started with the Mexicans all go back, build a wall. We're crazy. And throw everybody out.

[Caller]

Go back to Univision.

[John Clay Wolf]

Throw everybody out on the country. On. What do you call the member the launchers, sir. The peasants are revolting. Pull.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Put them on a catapult.

[John Clay Wolf]

Catapult. I mean, when he did that, I was like, oh, he's doing the Stern deal. The shock and all deal. It's fine. It's working. The work for Howard made him a lot of money. Only makes 50 million a year.

[Bob]

The Trump brand is probably worth more now than. Than ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what about Trump stakes? And I don't even care. You had something that I wanted to hit. Did you have Christie's endorsement or some audio?

[Bob]

Actually, we'll come back to that next, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything's next.

[Bob]

Yeah, everything's next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's now?

[Bobbo]

What a lot of people didn't realize is, somebody give me something now. When Trump did his victory speech after Super Tuesday, he had Christie standing there behind him. I mean, did you see this, John? Twitter exploded with people watching this Christie for. For a full 12 minutes. Stood there with this look on his face. This. This captured hostage look on his face.

[Turley]

Yeah, he did. What a weird. Yeah. Reaction. It was just like somebody just told him the Krispy Kreme has shut down. I mean, he was just like, did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody watch Fuller House, the new one on Netflix?

[Turley]

That was a left turn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Twitter exploded on that, too, because the young one is like 30 years older now, and she has cans the size of Bobbo's head.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And on this family show, she's got it. Her dresses are all cut down to South Africa.

[Turley]

How did we go from that to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Twitter exploding.

[Turley]

Okay. Yeah, you just pull a Dale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her bra was exploding and Twitter exploded on this family.

[Bob]

See, this is where John's head is at all times, okay? At all times.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's thinking about it. And then Bobo said something about meth earlier, and that old gal got on. On the smack. I forgot her name.

[Bobbo]

What's her name, girl?

[John Clay Wolf]

Those are. Those are fake, Right?

[Bobbo]

Right. Have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what I'm. Look up what I'm talking about?

[Bobbo]

I don't think so. When you gained it all back, that's the first place it goes.

[Turley]

It's a much Fuller House.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. A full bra is what it should be called. My name is John Clay.

[Turley]

The story about NASA and dope is coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, great. That's all I've been waiting for all morning.

[Turley]

No, I know. Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bob]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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