#200 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.25.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #200 (05.25.19)

Air date: February 16, 2026

Podcast Theme:
A lively, uncensored, and consistently irreverent morning show with host John Clay Wolfe and crew (Bobbo, JD Ryan, Doctor Turley, DJ Pre K) blending car talk with comedy, culture, workplace drama, wild stories, listener call-ins, and musical mashups—united by GiveMeTheVIN.com’s car-buying focus but unafraid to veer into sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll.

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Overview

Episode #200 brings a classic blend of the show's signature elements: wild banter, edgy jokes, insider car industry talk, behind-the-scenes stories from GiveMeTheVIN, and hilarious engagement with listeners from across the country. It's Memorial Day weekend, the crew is loose and unfiltered, and the audience is treated to giveaways, original comedy bits (including "Brozetta Stone"), as well as real-time car bids. The episode also spotlights workplace woes, social media mishaps, and even a radio dating game with sports bar staff, all delivered in the team's irreverent style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Show Kicks Off: Listener Energy, Memorial Day Looseness

• The crew jokes about “back in the saddle” and busy lives.
• John claims holiday weekends make for their edgiest—and sometimes most complaint-drawing—shows.
• [Memorable moment: John on Memorial Day episodes:]

  "With these weekends in the past, we've really had good shows that are really edgy and in some markets it's gotten us kicked off the air." (02:28)

2. Family Stories & Kid Humor

• John tells a story about his 10-year-old Nolan picking up grown-up lingo from movies, leading to “booger face” jokes.
• The cast jokes about workplace catchphrases their kids use (“I’ll put a pin in that right now”).

3. Veteran Shout-outs and Callers

• Memorial Day is recognized sincerely.
• Veteran listener calls in, riffing with the chicken-choking jokes.
• [Quote:]

  "I'm a veteran of hard knocks." – John Clay Wolfe (05:55)

4. Crew Music Shennanigans: "I Did It For The Visa"

• DJ Pre K debuts a custom song, based on John's joke about people marrying for green cards:

  “She did it all for the green card, I did it all for the visa—so you can take that pizza, stick it up yeah..."

• The cast plays with the hook and jokes about making it a hit.
• [Timestamp: 07:33–07:54]

5. Bar (Bat) Mitzvah and Cross-Cultural/Religious Jokes

• Extended sequence about what a bar mitzvah is, its religious meaning, and the celebration culture, interspersed with one-liners about kids wanting to convert for the party.
• [Quote:]

  “Dad, I think I'm Jewish. … After sitting five hours in synagogue and that party was so great, I think Jews are happier than Christians.” – John, (10:22)

6. Car Talk—GiveMeTheVIN.com in Action

• Live car appraisals/calls (from a Murano with 26k miles to a Z06 Corvette and more).
  Listeners call in to get real-time quotes on air, with John explaining the instant online car buying process.
• Highlights price disparities, junk vs. luxury cars, and regional valuation differences.
• "My name is John Clay Wolfe and I buy cars on the air…" (11:04, 34:28, others throughout)
• On car appraisals:

  "I'd rather do the two hundred grand cars … I do handle the heavy cars. So you can call me on exotics.” (12:07)

7. Jingle/Marketing and the Underwear Debate

• Discussion about their well-known GiveMeTheVIN jingle:

  "So easy, you can do it in your underwear."
  A conservative station asks for alternative ("anywhere" instead of "underwear"). Crew rails against the idea.

• [Quote:]

  "Should we invest our money in advertising to her audience if she's that disconnected from how to market to people?"–John (14:26)

8. Radio Insider Talk & Workplace Realities

• Discussion about why certain Dallas radio personalities “disappear,” radio politics, and streaming vs. broadcast audiences.
• Uncle Roy segment on the challenges of finding reliable car drivers; managing clock-watchers; “I just need someone who shows up for work.”

9. Social Media Jail & Banter

• John shares he’s been put in “Facebook jail” for posting a dishwasher meme deemed offensive.
• Crew rails on Facebook's inconsistent enforcement; jokes about their own posts getting flagged.
• [Quote:]

  "Congratulations! You're now in Facebook jail for the next week." – John (25:02)

10. Call-in Stories: Junkyard Economics

• Listeners discuss buying and hauling junk cars, impound yard auctions, and thin margins.
• John explains why they avoid most cheap cars—bad business, unhappy sellers.

11. Original Comedy Bits

• Brozetta Stone: Explains DJ PreK's fictional “hip-hop language learning program”.
  [Quote:]

  "If you're not surrounded by big booty shaking dancers while you make it rain … we'll refund your g's." (68:54)

• Recurring "Stinky Pinky Contest" and “stinkiest finger” jokes; playful radio contest parodying morning zoo formats.
• Rush Limbaugh Impression: Rush calls in to inquire about Brozetta Stone.
• SNL-style News Swap: Crew jokes echoing edgy SNL “Weekend Update” cross-script reading ([172:18] and after).

12. Dating Game with Wild Pitch Sports Bar Staff

• Two staff (Allie & Kelly) from the sponsor/appearance location participate in an on-air dating call-in.
• Listeners pitch themselves, job/interests/credit score/lifestyle, Allie and John “screen” contestants.
• [Revelation:]

  “What’s the oldest guy you’ve ever really dated?” – “39.” (145:46)

  • On dating older guy: “It was almost an obsession … babe, babe, babe. I cannot be called babe anymore.” – Allie

13. Regional & Socioeconomic Car Valuation Insight

• John details why cheap cars sell for more in the South—lower average credit scores, more note buyers, etc.
• [Quote:]

  “Are the southern states less educated than the northeast corridor? No question … does that make them less financeable? Yes.” (57:01)

14. Discussion: Marijuana, Car Industry Past, and Hemp

• Deep-dive into hemp and cannabis history:
  Henry Ford’s hemp cars, George Washington, government hypocrisy, and modern legalization.
  Crew plays old clips and “Dazed and Confused” riffs.
• [Quote:]

  “Henry Ford’s first Model T was built to run on hemp gasoline … car grown from the soil … ten times stronger than steel.” (48:46–49:26)

15. More Call-Ins & Car Talk:

• Listeners from across the US get live bids—a unique mix of customer service and radio theater.
• Topics range from truck market, salvage economics, to luxury supercar sales.
• Wild car stories: buying ex-taxis in Vegas, moving high-mileage cars in Oklahoma, and more.

16. Music & On-the-Fly Performances

• Crew sings and plays “Milk Cow Blues,” “On and On,” “Sweet Home Alabama,” and more, often at listeners’ request or as transitions.
• Occasional band drama and satire on local band politics.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “Back in the saddle” opening, banter about old friends: [00:32–01:12]
• Memorial Day looseness:
  "Get your ass over here ... these people are smoking a lightbulb." (00:09)
• On the jingle controversy:
  "Hell no we can't [change it]" (14:39)
• Green card/Nookie song hook:
  "I did it all for the visa, come on, come on, so you can take that pizza, stick it up yeah..." (07:33)
• Radio dating game, live contestant screening:
  “She’s on the left, white tank top, that’s Allie.” (121:06)
• Car pricing honesty:
  “I mean, you can sell it to me for five hundred, but like if you sold me...I would just sell it on Craigslist or give it to someone.” (67:14)
• Facebook jail saga:
  “It asks you during your trial, your sentencing … and as soon as I accepted it’s like, ‘Congratulations, you’re in Facebook Jail!’” (25:02)
• Stinky Pinky contest segment: [36:57–38:02]
• Brozetta Stone infomercial, Rush Limbaugh tie-in: [68:49–69:41]
• Henry Ford and hemp: [48:46–49:26]
• Car buying economics and market gap explanation: (57:01)
• Insider radio politics, Russ Martin missing: [17:21–19:12]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:00–05:00: Opening banter, holiday mode
• 07:00: “Did It For The Visa” musical bit
• 13:13–16:28: GiveMeTheVIN jingle/marketing debate
• 19:48: Traffic/weather parody
• 25:01: Facebook jail story
• 29:08: Junk car trade/hauler segment
• 34:28: Car auction stories/auctioneering
• 35:42: “Stinky Pinky” contest, wild sponsor mentions
• 46:55: Listener call—positive show feedback
• 48:46: Henry Ford/hemp segment
• 68:54: Brozetta Stone comedy ad
• 73:53: Uncle Roy: hiring car drivers
• 121:06–124:48: Dating game with Allie/Wild Pitch employee
• 145:46–150:41: Allie dating an older man; break-up story
• 151:29: Crew performs “Milk Cow Blues”
• 172:18: SNL-style “Weekend Update” jokes

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Tone & Language

• Very conversational, unscripted, and irreverent
• Raw, at times racy (pushes FCC boundaries, admits to “looseness” during holiday weekends)
• Lots of inside jokes, Generation X/Y cultural references (classic rock, Stern, SNL, etc.)
• Self-deprecating and regularly poking fun at management, listeners, and each other

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Conclusion

For listeners, John Clay Wolfe Show #200 is a prime, sprawling example of what makes the show unique: car industry expertise meets chaotic live radio, full of real life, modern annoyances, pop culture, crude workplace jokes, and memorable comedy bits. It's equal parts car-buying service, barroom banter, and Howard Stern-style morning zoo, with audience participation and running jokes you'll only fully appreciate if you tune in regularly.

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For more, visit givemethevin.com or stream the show via John Clay Wolfe’s online platforms.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios it's time for the john clay wolf show hey paulie hey stevie get your ass over here wow these people are.

[Bobbo]

Smoking a light bulb hit him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now eight hundred eight hundred radio bitch better have my money there are several.

[Bobbo]

Curse words strategically placed throughout the song thank you kids can you identify them.

[John Clay Wolf]

You play that game now at the count of three everybody turn off their transmitter john clay wolf.

[Bobbo]

Hey this ain't no saddle where's my saddle i can't be back in the saddle again if there's no saddle no saddle i feel i've been cheated good morning baba welcome to saturday morning everybody it's the john clay wolf show i'm your uncle bob bo sitting in the big chair there's my friend jd ryan right here how.

[JD Ryan]

You doing ma' am it's a beautiful.

[Bobbo]

Day jd i feel like i haven't.

[JD Ryan]

Seen you in six weeks it's been forever where you been i i've been.

[Bobbo]

Upstairs doing my thing have you been.

[JD Ryan]

Downstairs doing your thing i've been downstairs doing my thing jeez we sound like.

[Bobbo]

A like a plot synopsis for eight is enough busy busy busy right over there on the south side or the room our fearless leader john clay what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your thing jd what is my.

[JD Ryan]

Thing i deal with so many things which one do you want to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

About i know you're a profession professional chicken choker on the weekend i'm a.

[JD Ryan]

Chicken choker on the weekends and monday through friday i run two radio stations and i buy cars two radio stations.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you went to port you went to the beach last week i went.

[JD Ryan]

To the beach week before that but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah fun good bad blast a good.

[JD Ryan]

Time to be have i all probably going back fourth of july are we off no never mind we'll talk later.

[Bobbo]

Many people with no knowledge of animal husbandry at all don't realize choking is the only effective means of punishment for a chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

When it's been real bad.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah really bad chicken you have a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bad chicken i sent i sent pre k to the to the bucks to get me some hot liquids need some bucks brother need some bucks eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four so if you call in there's no screener right now he'll be here in just.

[JD Ryan]

A second you'll go right on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Air you'll go right on the air how do i undo this sean this the thing's all jammed up go busy unbusy okay cool so the phones work we'll see if they work there's pre k pre k morning pre k how.

[JD Ryan]

Our in house white black rapper white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black latino or other pre k it's a memorial day weekend and charlie with these weekends in the past we've really had good shows that are really edgy and in some markets it's gotten us kicked off the air oh good mother's day easter you know just the holiday weekends i get a little looser my stool gets looser and it falls out.

[Doctor Turley]

Yeah i'm nervous too because i'm gonna be out of here prob about eight forty five nine where are you going my nephew's graduation and so bar mitzvah no my nephew's graduation he's not jewish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Graduates let's go into a bar mitzvah today oh he's gonna have so much fun it's like a all day oh yeah ten to two and then seven.

[Doctor Turley]

To midnight the ten to two part is the actual church church service it is long really long then the party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is afterwards he's kind of religious he's trying to religious the mia one of.

[JD Ryan]

These over the top ones where they have dancers and they've done a routine and they've done a oh yeah go online go online look at the videos.

[John Clay Wolf]

That these people i'm trying to do a radio show right now i can't.

[JD Ryan]

Go online i'm talking about maybe later possibly johnny you know later in your busy day so it takes that long.

[Doctor Turley]

Yeah he's gonna have a blast though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah the part the church service you know it's interesting can you skip the church service yes but it's it's actually.

[Doctor Turley]

He must be really good friends with him for them to invite him they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Invited the whole grave and they're leaving and they're leaving going back to to switzerland from billy who's this from mike d brought something out of some food we've got another listener bringing us food today really yeah i don't know if that's him eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four these are pies eight hundred eight hundred put those over there please sure food food in the studio there will be no food eaten on my time it's our time mister spicoli i heard my kid walk into the room yesterday you know they're out for summer now and he walks into which one how old nolan he's ten and he walks up to maddox's room and bangs on his dad said get in the car dad said hurry up and get in the car you booger face i was like haven't i heard that.

[Bobbo]

In a movie that's just like just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like booger face booger face.

[Doctor Turley]

Nolan'S a hoot when he sits downstairs and they give me the vin buyer's office yeah so sometimes some of the guys will go by and say hey what are we doing today boss he's like working he does another time there's like does.

[John Clay Wolf]

He say it i'll put out like why are you asking yes exactly working is what we're doing today we're doing mister to it another time somebody asked.

[Doctor Turley]

I guess this so we should we fire so and so i'm gonna put a pin in that right now that's what he said i'm gonna put a pin in that right now what he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got all these little oh my god he's got all these little these little sayings he's what he's pretty pretty snarky robert good morning you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey good morning fellas glad to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

You this saturday happy memorial day weekend.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir i'm a veteran myself how.

[John Clay Wolf]

About you i am not i'm a veteran of of of hard knocks.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep hey listen i was listening you guys this morning you made that chicken choking thing sound like a bad deal hey man when you got this two handed technique down yeah there's a lot to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like.

[JD Ryan]

Just had to do it just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had to do it had to do.

[Bobbo]

It i guess it depends on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chicken so dj pre k y' all y' all wrote a song this week.

[Doctor Turley]

Yeah man we we we had a little special request so you know we had to make a make a new hit for you man should we play.

[John Clay Wolf]

It now before we get on the rest of the big air when or we'll wait hold it for later have you heard it yet yeah it's about.

[Doctor Turley]

It'S a sample he's got about thirty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seconds of it's basically the hook okay hang on because how this came up i'll set it up we'll do it again later i was sitting with my i was sitting with my wife and she's from denmark denmark she's younger than.

[JD Ryan]

I am they always say she's younger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Than i am and she said how many years before people give up on the gossipy story that i i just wanted a green card like how many kids years do i have to have and how many kids do we how many years do we have to be together right and i was like started singing she did it all for the nookie but she did it all for the green card yeah and then got me thinking because we're trying to come up with a hit for dj pre k okay i don't know if this might be it so i gave him the idea and asked him to do the hook let's hear it yo john.

[Doctor Turley]

Clay wolf show i did it all for the visa come on the visa come on so you can take that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pizza stick it up yeah stick it up yeah stick it up yeah stick it up i did it all for the visa come on come on so you can take that pizza stick it up yeah stick it up yeah stick.

[Doctor Turley]

It up yeah stick it up yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is is that the swedish chef chiming in as a hype man yeah yeah.

[Bobbo]

Good job very good job get up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here.

[Doctor Turley]

I don't know if that'll be a hit on the radio but for.

[JD Ryan]

Here it's perfect yeah for us it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good so sean remember how to do that when he leaves it's a teaser track so where are you going charlie.

[Doctor Turley]

My nephew's graduation in mansfield texas yes the first nephew to graduate so this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bar mitzvah thing i don't i hate to be silly but i don't even know i mean i know when it's when a boy becomes a man i mean it's like a puberty party but what what what's the religious fundamental of.

[Doctor Turley]

It jewish wise it's that's what it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is.

[Doctor Turley]

Man i don't i'm not jewish so i don't know i know you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can'T babo has his hand high he.

[Bobbo]

Likes it when the young man comes to the age of thirteen he reads the torah to the rabbi the rest of the church yeah yeah and magically becomes an adult and after this point he will never ever pays retail bar.

[JD Ryan]

Mitzvah literally translates to son of commandment the word mitzvah is hebrew for commandment the term bar mitzvah refers to two things it is used to describe the boy when he becomes the age of thirteen and also refers to the religious.

[Bobbo]

Ceremony that accompanies that's exactly what i.

[JD Ryan]

Told you yeah that's not really close what's done in a bar mitzvah oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

My lord i think i think this is a girls what's the girls called bat mitzvah i believe that's what it says what's the difference there anything she.

[JD Ryan]

Becomes the girl thing yeah yes she.

[Doctor Turley]

Becomes a woman when the boy or.

[JD Ryan]

Girl reaches the age of thirteen becomes accountable for his or her actions i've.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been telling those little bastards that for a long time they have to have a party about it yeah they do.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah and dude when you see the second half first part's gonna be boring but the second half i won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be there oh i thought you were not gonna go no just my kid.

[Doctor Turley]

They didn't invite the whole family afterwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really they heard about me send them.

[JD Ryan]

With a video send them with a video camera because this is gonna be great yeah yeah yeah especially if this family's leaving for switzerland or somewhere afterwards they've got money there this is gonna be a presentation this will be a show oh yeah yeah it's gonna be.

[Bobbo]

A show and what's gonna happen is matt is going to come home he's going to want a bar mitzvah too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right right i'm a man dad right dad i think i'm jewish i'll put a pin in that why are you jewish maddox well after sitting in the in the in the synagogue for five hours praying steadily last saturday and that party was so great and everybody was so happy i think the jews are much happier than the christians i think i'm going to turn actually i've already turned i'm letting you know dad you have a jewish son i've just come out and then diana ross i'm coming out plays in the background.

[Bobbo]

It'S a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice thought if you'd like to sell your car to give me theven dot com we come to your house pick it up eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four quickly becoming america's number one car buyer number one car buyer online in the us give me the vin dot com go to give me the vin put in your license plate and answer a couple of questions when i say a couple questions i mean like three it takes if you have a couple of pictures two pictures of your car loaded in your phone and you know where they are on your phone reel and you go to givemetheven dot com and have your license plate number and your miles in your head this will take forty five seconds and you'll have a number on your car in forty five seconds or you can just call me right here live on the air right here on the old big one hundred and i'll bid the car in front of everybody i don't want a bunch of junk i don't want to bid junk on the air but nice cars you know nothing back at two grand but i'd rather do the two hundred grand if you've got big heavy luxury bentleys good suburban you know escalades vets jeeps but one thing i i do i do handle the heavy cars so you can call me on on exotics did you have a cool car eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio eight hundred eight hundred seven thousand two hundred thirty four eight hundred eight hundred radio calling right now big one hundred my name is john clay wolf it's memorial day weekend we got bobbo we've got jd we've got doctor turley and i may turn jewish before we come back on the internet i'll be right back now back to the john clay wolf show all right hit him up right now one eight hundred eight hundred radio this is stupid you're stupid this is the john clay wolf show you're teaching our boys to be a bullies when you say things like that you're stupid jd stupid you're just stupid i hear them talking to each other that's where i get my material yeah what's that old shut up booger face.

[Bobbo]

Stupid stupid stupid is that plan nine from outer you sound just like that guy stupid stupid stupid when we when.

[John Clay Wolf]

You went into the commercial break a minute ago charlie ronnie texted me because it reminded her a radio ronnie girl about the lady in dc that wanted us to change our jingle what what jingle our regular jingle yeah so it i mean we recorded this i don't know four years ago three years ago.

[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your underwear and we you know we just got going in dc about three months ago good morning dc w big bi to the g one bi to the g one hundred right but we run the commercials all over the place you know and and we're starting in dc ish and working our way to philly new york up to connecticut boston the whole corridor and that's our jingle i think the jingle is like made the whole thing known yes and this lady writes from some conservative news station that we're buying commercials on what did.

[Bobbo]

It say bo is there any way we can change the words the jingle because the line about the underwear it's so easy you can do it in your underwear she wants to change the line to it's so easy you can do it pause anywhere sounds like a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bad saturday night live skit with a bad producer very bad give me some more cowbell hung honey you know anywhere it also so her question is can we change the jingle from so easy you can do it in your underwear so so easy we can do it anywhere let's think about that no hell no we can't is there any way you can change the the call letters of your station yeah god almighty that thing i've gotten so many i read our responses and this and that and public awareness that jingle has like been totally part of the brand building of this thing it is part of the fact you know and that the fact that that lady suggested that we change it makes me wonder about her whole radio station i mean really should we even invest our money in spending to advertise to her audience if she's that disconnected from how to market to people and hook then does this bitch even deserve a commission on anything damn right.

[Bobbo]

I was hoping you were gonna get weird about that i mean the idea of this lady rewriting our jingle is like the writers of scooby doo concocting a screenplay for the new scorsese film.

[Doctor Turley]

Where does she get the nerve like oh i'm gonna tell him this yes they're gonna listen to me and change.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their whole branding why don't we change your name why don't we why don't i get a boob job it is.

[Doctor Turley]

Actually that jingle so big the other day buying a car from a customer say hey how did you hear about it she goes well actually the employees in my office sing me the jingle sing me the jingle and i was like i had to go and figure out this what this is about i've.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seen forums on reddit about the jingle and people are like trying to you know counsel one another how to get it out of their head yeah tell.

[Bobbo]

Us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah lady i'm gonna change it for you call in now eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio call in so we'll just record a new one right now right here on the air.

[Bobbo]

God almighty goofy son of a what's going on what the hell's going.

[John Clay Wolf]

On give me a yankee arm twister what's a yankee arm twist you don't want to know arm twister is is a is a nice is is a pc version of a of a nipple.

[Bobbo]

Something else yes she hurt me oh okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give it to me oh.

[Bobbo]

Come on come on i love brick so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before we get on before we get on before we get on dallas air and the rest of them in houston and vegas and everybody else joins right now we're some one hundred and it's a it's a holiday weekend and not many people are listening because they're not up nobody's going to work and the few guys that are traveling anyway good morning to you guys how the hell are you glad you're with us but i want to talk about jd so before we get on to dallas because i can't talk about this in dallas because of problems with politics radio politics so his old showmate russ martin oh i can't even say this on undubbed it no no i mean i can say his name i can say russ martin but i can't tell the story i can't tell the story on the air right now because there's too many people that listen in dallas to our number one yes i know where russ martin is on the stream on the stream yeah i know where he is he he went he's been gone for i don't know two months off the air and got guys it'd be like you're what's the fellow on dc one hundred one elliot elliot in the morning it'd be like him just going away vanishing and his his sidekicks are still doing the show and they're playing bestos for two months like where is he where is he everybody's freaking out but it's still called the elliot show but they're fixed to find out what happened to him and on tuesday and i wanted to talk to you about it on the air but i can't so you just bring it up now i just realized i can't because there's too many streamers out of dallas at least now number one that are going to grab the information and run to the internet with it and post it and then i heart dallas is going to get mad at me for letting the cat out of the bag look at.

[Doctor Turley]

You editing yourself wow i know who's.

[JD Ryan]

A big boy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah baby steps i mean next time you'll you'll think of that before you bring it up at.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Bobbo]

And then we'll be in great shape so you're not gonna tell us.

[John Clay Wolf]

No no stop bobbo no i really can't i really can't i mean i can but i don't wanna no i finally i'm finally trusted with things yeah.

[Doctor Turley]

Yeah see bobo come on stop yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S no big deal i just wanted to hear jd i just wanted to hear him rag about it and cry why would i cry just cause when i tell you i'm going to tell you you'll you'll be like i'll cry not cry we'll talk about it next week we'll talk about that next week i don't want to lick you there why not because it's not my job.

[JD Ryan]

You want to try what's up traffic and weather together on the whatever this is the eights look at this on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The boobs here we go all right.

[JD Ryan]

Traffic in dc proper we have suitland parkway both ways near island two hundred ninety five proceed with caution the outbound ramp there is blocked by a new traffic pattern if you're in maryland md three hundred fifty five northbound at md one hundred that's germantown road proceed with caution there there's an accident on the right side of the road and in virginia i ninety five southbound right after virginia two hundred ninety four that's prince william parkway all lanes are open but delays remain there was an accident there a little bit earlier okay weather wise could be pretty nice actually partly sunny and could be eighty six for the height seventy one now at big one hundred there's traffic weather together he can read i made it up actually wb no all that's real i didn't make.

[John Clay Wolf]

It up how does that go jenny wait bubble get him to do it.

[Bobbo]

Right wbig wb yeah you need to do the calls wbig you gonna try you know you're gonna try w b i g no wb w w b look at me look at me look at me wb w b i g.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now let's learn how to take us out to break all right there we.

[JD Ryan]

Go we'll be back with more of the wbig john clay wolf show after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now now back to the john clay wolf show okay he's pretty cool i'm a schmuck call him toll free one eight hundred eight hundred radio eight hundred eight hundred radio this is the john clay wolf show what is a schmuck to be exact it's a jewish term eight hundred eight hundred seven two hundred and thirty four i don't know where our carl trent good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir john hey i was wondering if you ran into satan this morning my old lady's acting like a capital b i'm willing to let her go for you know i don't know twelve pack of natty and a pack of marble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reds satan come over here get on the air with us you got us hey turn your and and trent turn your radio all the way down please it's feedbacking on me satan trent wants to sell you his old lady yeah.

[Bobbo]

John yep and don't get me wrong i mean marlboroughs are the currency down here too but they are i mean i don't want to give a whole.

[JD Ryan]

Carton for this of this particular woman.

[Bobbo]

And i and i don't want to be i don't want to you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Denigrate her style not being judgmental or.

[Bobbo]

Yeah she's she's fine she's fine but you know i mean how many do you know how many wives i've traded.

[John Clay Wolf]

For this week alone wow it's crazy it's crazy you know satan i got kicked off of facebook this week what did you really yeah yeah me too.

[Bobbo]

I get it all the time i.

[JD Ryan]

Bet you do i think it's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Horns it's the one horns the horns.

[JD Ryan]

In this profile picture you know i.

[Bobbo]

Mean i when they say no horny photographs i don't think they're talking about.

[JD Ryan]

Actual horns john what did you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can y' all post as admins on the show page because i cannot i've been i've been relieved of my duties per mark zuckerberg for a moment really.

[Doctor Turley]

Yeah i don't know how i guess you tell the difference because i thought we're all kind of connected as yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It was all one so you're all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cooked off let me try i'm just.

[Bobbo]

Gonna push test i saw that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S been for two weeks so yeah.

[JD Ryan]

We i posted last week and it.

[Bobbo]

Was the it was the the dishwasher.

[JD Ryan]

Thing nope i went up there it is oh published by jd ryan though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S fine good so you can do it i can do it i wonder if you could post the picture back up that i got kicked off for.

[JD Ryan]

Get me kicked off i did i.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put it on twitter and nobody cared actually i'll do that i'll i'll i'll put it on my twitter if you go to my twitter john clay wolf you'll see it's real simple have you seen like those deals where you are you a robot no and then it shows a picture and says click every square in this photo that has a street sign sure well it's it's the same shot and it says click every square that's a dishwasher and there's a woman leaning into a dishwasher and the joke is is the woman's got all the squares clicked and there's no click on the dishwasher is the dishwasher i got kicked off of facebook for that.

[JD Ryan]

That did they actually tell you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was why yes oh my god what.

[JD Ryan]

Has happened seriously that's not even who.

[Doctor Turley]

What the only reason that happens is somebody complains yeah it has to be.

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely yeah i doubt seriously there's someone sitting around in facebook going well this.

[Doctor Turley]

Won'T pass so somebody doesn't like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

John get out of here but this.

[JD Ryan]

Then someone had to review it and then still agree that he needs to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be and i made a mistake it asks you during your trial your sentencing.

[JD Ryan]

Oh here we go here's the real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Problem i did not it says do you accept this or do you want to decline it or you know and i accepted it because i thought it was just a warning and then as soon as i accepted it's like congratulations you're now in facebook jail for the next week and i couldn't go back to the other room and talk to judge wapner again and argue that the dishwasher was just a bad joke it wasn't sexual in nature it might have been in just bad humor but i think that we should have an attorney look at it it was my once i clicked accept i'd already taken my you know guilty i pled guilty is what i did jd judge wapner has.

[Bobbo]

Left the room their problem with it is it was mildly misogynistic and i.

[JD Ryan]

Mean very mildly mildly absurdly and i.

[Bobbo]

Got that notice on thursday so someone.

[JD Ryan]

Complained and this is all automated and you clicked yes and then i was gone to hell you put yourself in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jail that's why i was trying to talk to satan about it i mean they just sent me on a slide right down the satan's house the floor.

[JD Ryan]

Just drops that you go it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really weird all over in the picture i lifted it off of facebook facebook.

[JD Ryan]

See so that's the thing you put yourself in time mark and marilyn good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning hey hey hey what you doing this memorial day weekend.

[Caller/Listener]

Going to work but like me gotta run a load.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do.

[Caller/Listener]

I buy junk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cars do you really.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Ve got a zero nine nissan murano with twenty six zero zero zero miles leather roof nav did you buy it junk has it got a salvage title no i.

[Caller/Listener]

Just got a clean tie up what is new really just don't drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S funny so this guy this guy runs around in a rocket launcher or a flatbed all day hauling sleds around dogs with fleas and at home he's got a you know eleven year old car that's never been driven that's funny.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah it's crazy yeah i mean my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Truck too much sure so what do you do with the junk you you do you how do you source your junk.

[Caller/Listener]

Salvage yard i have some impound lots dc you know up here at the district of columbia they're impounded vehicles.

[John Clay Wolf]

And stuff like that so tell me see the impound yards they time out and then you buy the cars that were impounded and what do you do with them.

[Caller/Listener]

Take them to a junkyard sell them to the cash junkyard gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so what what what's this car an zero nine murano with one hundred eighty zero zero zero miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

You know that that twenty six zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zero zero miles no no if i have an zero nine murano with one hundred fifty zero zero zero that still runs the air gets cold let's say it has one hundred and eighty on it oh no your car with one hundred and eighty on it and it's worth seven hundred eight hundred bucks right.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah like six hundred for it right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you take that car you spend a hundred hauling it across town to the junkyard and what do they give you for it.

[Caller/Listener]

Usually about two hundred to two hundred and fifty more than what i paid for.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they they part it and how long does it take for one a car to get sold in pieces five years well.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know that's not my part of the deal all i do is take it there they feed me every.

[John Clay Wolf]

Friday so they pay you a flat do they just pay you a flat.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah it's usually between two hundred and two hundred and fifty dollars a car that i bring them and how many.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trucks do you have just one i.

[Caller/Listener]

Got two two four car carriers okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey dj when we get on when we get done with this i want you to get mark's phone number because i need you mark we get a lot of this stuff and we pass on it because we don't have a way to move it and if you'd like to buy our cars from our customers it'd be great.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay so you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Called in you called in to sell a murano and you're getting a big job actually is what's probably happening how many years you been doing this.

[Caller/Listener]

About fifteen years do you ever go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Manheim auto auction and pa have you ever been up there yep yep we were there yesterday yeah we had we had we had three hundred and eighty up there yesterday and then in dallas we had four hundred and forty on wednesday so we run pa and dallas every week and you know we sell a lot of cars but the junk the turd balls they're not worth you know to buy it to buy from a customer haul it to manheim sell it up there them pay a buy fee us pay a sale fee there's just not enough meat there to be picking at like that we'd be better off just buying it and calling you and doing a flat being done make sense sure on your twenty thousand i think your your murano is probably worth five grand do you want to sell it.

[Caller/Listener]

Huh no i'll give it to my granddaughter for five grand what do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You take for when you called me i mean you're a car dealer you know you know cars aren't worth what they were when they were new what what what was your number.

[Caller/Listener]

I'Ll show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like nine problem is is you've got damn you got two thousand seventeen s with rebates nineteen s i mean i mean nissan's rebate their stuff so deep because they've overproduced it we buy a new one for eight for seventeen grand so to switch some switch somebody to a ten year old one i don't know i don't think you're crazy i think between my number and your number is probably the truth.

[Caller/Listener]

Right but we'll give it to my granddaughter she'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love it all right i'm gonna put you on hold and get let let a dj get your information so we can call you off there i'm gonna have my logistics people call you and set you up as a as a as a vendor of ours okay thanks eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio we also buy rvs and motorcycles no boats no boats no boats and no illegal aliens we don't buy those we quit that just this week just this week wednesday that facebook prison thing scared me i knew i needed to start going straight.

[JD Ryan]

Zuckerberg'S got your name on a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wall that old junk thing yeah is it's weird it's dicey and i would rather just get out of the junk business and let somebody else handle it.

[JD Ryan]

That makes sense and all of our.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heat if you look at our reviews they're all great but the ones that they're bad never fails they're all junk.

[JD Ryan]

Every time because they're mad they're already mad that they put themselves in that position to have a piece of junk and now you're telling them them you're the one calling their baby ugly right.

[Doctor Turley]

Yeah did you did i tell you the story about the customer trying to sell us a pos and took off.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a oh wow do we want to talk about that sure okay so.

[Doctor Turley]

It was a pos car we bought it you know it was like two grand three grand vehicle get there and it just won't it when it starts it's you hear it knocking like the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rolling stones can you hear me knocking knocking terrible so you know i tell.

[Doctor Turley]

The customer hey you didn't tell us about this and this is why we come out inspection you you know they the whole spiel and he's like well no i i already got the check and the t you got the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Though the deal's done deal's done i.

[Doctor Turley]

Was like no sir that does that's not how it works you know just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real polite i was there i heard.

[JD Ryan]

Michael doing this you handle this guy.

[Doctor Turley]

So well he just hangs up gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'M like did he like run off you take off running so i call.

[Doctor Turley]

Back our transport he's like hey you know the guy hung up on me he goes yeah he's gone man he's gone he just took off with the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Check he's gone he threw the phone.

[JD Ryan]

Down like away from the guy so.

[John Clay Wolf]

He couldn't get it we can deactivate the check so you can run as fast as you want i know that's.

[Doctor Turley]

I was like okay this is not.

[John Clay Wolf]

A big deal hey and and and and at the auction we we i remember it so well nineteen ninety eight three hundred z or two hundred eighty yeah three hundred zx comes up it was kent this kid gets up there sticks his hand in the air and they're just banging on him ten grand eleven grand twelve grand twelve grand twelve grand sold sir you may put your hand down you have bought the car and he looked up and he just took off running and the ring man took off after him and tackled him and they got to fighting and he was an iranian fellow and the ring man was a yeehaw cowboy and he stuffed him in the trash can his name's tom and he got fired from the auction we haven't seen him since that was you know damn near twenty years ago good stories about getting about having second thoughts right yeah some guys should have done it when they were at the at the altar with their old lady amen anyway my name is john clay wolf i buy cars on the air right here on big one hundred we're going to join thirty more affiliates when we come back be right.

[Doctor Turley]

Back.

[Bobbo]

When asked why he doesn't take the wife out dining and dancing anymore he quit quotes his grandfather who said once you catch a catfish you reel it in and land it you don't shove the rest of your bait in its mouth do you when his daughter's beau asked for her hand in marriage he said no when asked why he reminded the boy that she's just like her mother and i couldn't let you do that to yourself when he caught his wife letting her lover use his bass boat he was rip roaring mash until the old boy showed him his secret fishing hole now it's all good he is the world's biggest son of a bitch hey man i don't always drink beer but when i do make mine a natty like tall boy yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios it's time for the john clay wolf show hit him up now eight hundred eight hundred radio now john clay wall baba i got confused what did the guy say he wouldn't let him do to himself.

[Bobbo]

When his daughter's boyfriend asked for her hand in marriage okay he told the kid no he asked why he said well because she's just like her mother and i would never let you do that to yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[Bobbo]

That makes sense that's probably happened somewhere in the world a time or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

She'S just but if he didn't like the old guy he would have said sure you can have her right she's just like her mother food for thought i wouldn't let you do that to yourself good morning everyone yeah hi jd good morning john clay wolf memorial day turley hey hey hey hey the wild pitch girls they're coming back in for some reason we're gonna give them hell if they're coming back in here because.

[JD Ryan]

We like a pitch sports bar in fort worth where our listener party our.

[John Clay Wolf]

First ever set next saturday fort worth.

[JD Ryan]

Listener party june first next saturday that's right four to six wild pitch sports bar four to six brian irvin right celebrating it's gonna be a big time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big party well i wouldn't oversell it jd i mean it's four to six.

[JD Ryan]

Well they've got all kinds of other activities besides you showing up john you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make it sound like an effing circus.

[JD Ryan]

Pt barnum gonna be there in bikini contest bikini contest bikini contest you have a stinky finger contest they're giving away a chance to win a sea do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jet ski yeah who's got the stinkiest pinky everybody line up judges get ready.

[Bobbo]

Oh my god usually i can just cut these mentions and send them to.

[JD Ryan]

The sponsor i don't believe we'll do.

[Bobbo]

That yeah this one i'll have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wipe good lord son where have you.

[JD Ryan]

Been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just stop now and give him the damn prize get him out of.

[JD Ryan]

Here anyway give him the sea do while you're at it oh lord eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hundred stinky pinky contest that's funny look at me bobbo you look at me that's funny it's funny you don't think.

[Bobbo]

It'S funny i think you just finished the mention first just finish the commercial mention first and then go off and it doesn't make you know doesn't make what twenty minutes of work for me.

[JD Ryan]

Later that's all he's thinking oh having to edit yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can get away with these things on holiday weekends because everybody's asleep and nobody's listening so if you're listening to the replay right now on a tuesday saying did he really say that after bobbo's edited it all out if he if he misses and leaves something in there listen dude nobody heard it anyway because everybody's asleep because it's memorial day weekend i may not even be here it may be pre recorded is it is it not i don't know is it fake i may be at the stinky pinky contest right now call in eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio and we'll see hey dj pre k you moron if you don't put them on hold hey dj get on the get on the air with me let's just let's go and get your bitch session out of the way excuse me if you don't put them on hold i can't talk to them it's a crazy concept and you're so good with your timing and your sound and you're scratching and you're rapping and you're walking around the turntables hanging off your ass and you can't put a phone on hold what's wrong with you.

[Doctor Turley]

Boy man come on now trying to get the info for you man you yell at me whenever i don't get the info and yell at me whenever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do get the info you sound just like my old lady lady just like my old lady we're gonna deport your ass too stan good morning you're.

[Caller/Listener]

On the air good good morning good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning good morning what you got i.

[Caller/Listener]

Got a z zero six i got a six a sixteen model z zero six okay now this corvette i bought it special with the special ceramic and mag ride magnesium ride and it's got a z zero seven package so it's got like the carbon fiber stuff okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj there's four more calls coming in you need to put them on hold too sorry i'm trying to train employees here in an ethical way you guys.

[Caller/Listener]

Bought my you fought a buddy of mine aa the other day and he said you gotta call these guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live where do you live i'm in newark i'm funny huh i'm here to entertain you jd yeah you almost did it you almost stepped on me and you stopped yourself you did.

[JD Ryan]

Listen thank you very much wow so.

[Bobbo]

You'Re from newark how's your pinky.

[Caller/Listener]

It'S got a big gold ring on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about that a sixteen z zero six what was what was msrp on this thing do you know.

[Caller/Listener]

I want to say it was like one i didn't pay that it was like one hundred and seven damn it was it was a big one yeah that it's got the fancy brakes how many miles it's got seven one hundred right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like rain man fancy brakes fancy brakes it's got the fancy brakes one hundred seven fancy brakes it is a z zero six is it the c seven r package yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

No the c no that's a that's a race car but this is it's a z zero six but it's got the the performance z zero seven track pack okay does sixty grand buy it you're well you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Close that's what they all say she's been telling me that for years i.

[Caller/Listener]

Don'T trade my cars i sell them i don't deal with the you know the deal is like i pay cash for them i don't do that i you know somewhere in the in the mid sixties is what i'm looking for.

[John Clay Wolf]

The sixty three five buy the car mmr we use a thing called mmr we use a thing called mmr and i pulled this up while i was talking to you so average mmr is sixty five three six just call it sixty five grand and the z zero six s the z zero six s are not overselling they they're sticking in showrooms they had to discount the hell out of them i've bought many of them off of dealer showrooms new because they got a year old on them and they they took all the rebate money and they sold them to me at a loss i so i i i think sixty three five is a pretty damn good offer on it yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

That makes that i'll do that i'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give that i bought one just like it two weeks ago i and i sold it for sixty five you know so after i go pick your car.

[Caller/Listener]

You bought my you bought my you bought my friend's car yeah and he told me how it worked and i was like yeah it's ridiculous she's turning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Into money just go to givemetheven dot com load this thing up and givemetheven dot com and say wolf bought it for sixty three five give me here's a copy of the title give me money and we'll be there i don't know if we'll be there monday because i'm sure all my employees are going on strike because it's what is it memorial day or something oh we're working no but the drivers yeah i don't know if the driver's going to be there but tuesday they'll get it thank you all right and then you play the sell that sell that sell that let's go sounder sean h three page three tab two good day we have a subcontract labor in here today turley's fixing to leave to go to a bar mitzvah i think he's putting one on for his nephew it's a graduation charlie i don't know why you've been wanting why you don't i mean just because you're jewish doesn't you you're such a sellout you're such a sellout to the jewish community i mean you know you should be are you not allowed to be greek and jewish is there is there an issue there aren't there jewish greeks no there's not there's not no okay surely so you're one that i know you're one of the few and and you're not gonna he wouldn't know because he's not jewish he is jewish i am not i talked to.

[Bobbo]

His mother oh yeah because of the.

[Doctor Turley]

Diet now well no greeks we are.

[Bobbo]

Cheap yes there's a lot no there's a lot of non kosher in a.

[Doctor Turley]

Greek diet no not really no yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No what's the difference between a greek and a jew a lot the religion syllables four syllables yeah the religion that for one yeah what's your what's a greek religion greek orthodox it's kind of catholic greek orthodox jew no i told.

[Doctor Turley]

I know i know there is but.

[John Clay Wolf]

I say quit being like that turley i don't know why you're so weird about greek orthodox jew so okay so what else is different between jewish and.

[Doctor Turley]

Greeks well besides the religion i mean you don't have a bart mitzvah yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then why are you going to one here in a minute i'm not i'm.

[Doctor Turley]

Going to my nephew's graduation in mansfield and yes they graduate in mansfield mansfield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas what is she pregnant no that's.

[Doctor Turley]

Grand prairie where they're pregnant oh in.

[John Clay Wolf]

High school yes we'd like to give a round of applause for all the grand prairie graduates that are with child this graduation season they're actually if they.

[Doctor Turley]

Graduated in ninety five they have their kid graduating that's probably coming up right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now because yeah because they were eighteen years ago.

[Bobbo]

You know i had a buddy years ago and he and his wife got pregnant in high school and he was like he was thirty five they were thirty five thirty four thirty five years old when their kids grew up and moved out of the house can you imagine is that good yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Get it over with get it done.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know yeah hell yeah my daughter she's she's pretty she's pretty spicy she's got a snappy wit to her yeah and i was talking to her the other day she's fifteen and i was like what are you doing i'm just at home no i'm just at my house she was at her mom's house i'm just at my house like oh you got a house i didn't know you bought a house yeah i was like what did did you you know you got a kid where you got a new place you've got married and you got kids too no i'm not married do you have kids no but i've got one on the way and i was like you little s.

[JD Ryan]

She'S.

[John Clay Wolf]

She she's been around me too much yeah she's been around wit right right it's funny when it's somebody else it's not funny when it's your daughter right hank zero four f one hundred fifty xlt extended cab or crew cab extend.

[Caller/Listener]

Just a single cab oh okay does.

[John Clay Wolf]

It have a long bed or short short bits v eight or v six or any if it's v eight which one the big one or the little.

[JD Ryan]

One.

[Caller/Listener]

V eight the little one okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S a short bed does it have good looking wheels or like xlt looking wheels i'm sorry xl xl looking wheels.

[Caller/Listener]

Xl look well it's got good looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wheels does three grand buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

That'S what i'm thinking okay go to givemetheven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dot com load it up robert good morning you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey john this is robert bagel colton's point maryland we love you down here man listen to you every weekend good we need.

[John Clay Wolf]

We get the word out grow the show we're new to the area we need a you know when we start in a new market it's always a it's always a problem with management so so more people that call in from new areas that say that they love it then it calms management down because management as a fundamental doesn't like me that's been going on since kindergarten that's been there done that that's been going on since kindergarten and robert when you call in on fcc airways try not to cuss you know because it's a it's a new rule it's been going on since the thirties you can't say the seven deadly words and the s word is one of them all right.

[Bobbo]

Thanks but despite the profanity thanks for watching our backs up there at wb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning las vegas good morning houston dallas yes we're live it's memorial day weekend we're a bunch of losers and we don't take off except turley he goes to bar mitzvahs the graduation graduation.

[Bobbo]

Whatever well here's the story of another.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loser pot for america feature topic jd in the news don't throw that to.

[JD Ryan]

Me because i have no idea because i asked about that earlier and they said john that was something about you.

[Bobbo]

Yeah no it's hilarious i knew you would forget about this i knew you would forget about this there's a lot of talk these days about legalizing marijuana and a lot of our affiliate markets have already done that right california's totally legal oklahoma's medical marijuana i think louisiana's doing that too dc is in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same boat the indians in oklahoma have been smoking it for years this is.

[Bobbo]

Not new okay this war on drugs really started kind of somewhere around the mid fifties mid sixties but way back in the day some of our innovators some of our chief innovators in this country were all about the pot or at least the hemp remember the henry ford story we were talking about john yep we got some audio of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Henry ford's first model t was built to run on hemp gasoline and the car itself was constructed from hemp on his large estate ford was photographed among his hemp fields the car grown from the soil had hemp plastic panels whose impacts were strength was ten times stronger than steel henry ford ran forty thousand vehicles on hemp fuel from only ten thousand acres the emissions are what you exhale and the next year's crop reconverts it back into oxygen that's a natural cycle fuel well now where was that.

[Bobbo]

From that's from i don't know some old documentary clipping that you were telling me about and i watched it and it's not only did he fuel the cars with hemp he made them completely.

[John Clay Wolf]

From hemp henry ford man he was like do you have any of those other clips we talked about yeah yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah slater from days and confused talking about the father of this country george.

[JD Ryan]

Washington the things you can do with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him know that this country is founded george washington man he was in a cult george toadweed absolutely george toad weed are you kidding me man he proved fields of that stuff and that's what i'm talking about he grew that up mount vernon man mount vernon man he grew it all over the country man he had people growing it all over the country you know the whole country back then was getting hot let me tell you man cuz cuz cuz he knew he was on to something man he knew that it would be a good cash crop for the southern states.

[JD Ryan]

Man so he grew fields a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man but you know what behind every good man there's a woman and that woman was martha washington every day george would come home she'd have a big fat bowl waiting for him man when he come in the door man she was a hip hip hip lady hip.

[Bobbo]

Hip hip lady man no go ahead jd cuz there are a lot of things you can do in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead jd i'm sorry i thought we were breaking no no you can do.

[JD Ryan]

Fuel you can do paper and cardboard food plastics building material fabric and clothing ink carpet skin cream nail polish milk diapers bags shampoo chocolate shoes paint animal food you want me to continue no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Flour chocolate yep jeans so henry ford built a car out of weed yeah.

[Bobbo]

And i don't think you can also make the ever popular dog leg hooter out of it right and that's you can indeed and that's why we're here here nice to share your dog leg hooter time with you on this saturday's edition of the john clay wolf show don't go anywhere we've got phone lines open at eight hundred eight hundred radio that's one eight hundred eight hundred seven thousand two hundred thirty four and we're back with more of the john clay wolf show after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the john clay wolf show the final episode ever of game of thrones the show's officially over call them toll free one eight hundred eight hundred radio one eight hundred eight hundred radio meanwhile netflix is like we're back baby this is the john clay wolf show the stinky pinky contest took them all the way to their knees eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio good morning everyone what are we doing what are we doing yes it's memorial real day we'd like to give a hat tip to all the vets out there that's what this is about it's not about you being an alcoholic or a pothead on the lake no it's really not it's really about the wars and the guys that gave us our freedom ryan good morning you're.

[Bobbo]

In the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir how's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going good good fourteen f one hundred fifty fx four ecoboost sixty eight zero zero zero miles leather roof nav crew cab what color it's blue blue loser blue are you a loser ryan blue that's right that's what we call blue loser blue the reason that the coin the term was coined with bmws and cadillacs back in the day when i first started kenton was calling them loser blue why because we'd buy these cars you know from rental car companies if you got blue ones they lost money so we called them loser blue makes sense they don't bring as much bruised colored cars burgundies loser anything that's the color of a bruise greens blue yeah purple but anyway is it bright blue or loser blue or navy blue it's.

[Caller/Listener]

Like the darker blue so it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

As bad does it have tan on the bottom.

[Caller/Listener]

No it's all one color.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S a big rapal loser blue yep you know i'm just effing with you ryan does does twenty okay i'm a.

[Caller/Listener]

Mechanic so i'm used to it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Twenty three grand buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Man that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really close man that's what i do and i that my wife's been saying that for like years i just never quite get it there so close but i'm sorry damn close.

[Caller/Listener]

I work i work for one of your competitors so that's exactly what they offer me so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well do you want to sell it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah i i guess i need to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay well go to givemetheven dot com and load it up i'll tell you one one thing that's great about dealing with us a lot of people say i'll give you this for it and i'll give you that for it let's talk but when it comes time to get the check printed to get it printed right well we got to wait for this guy he's out of town it takes two signatures on a check this size i got to submit this to a county i mean our deal is like whammo check in hand yeah so yeah ryan load it up let's.

[Caller/Listener]

Take a look all right yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you thank you corey an zero eight exploder with a buck thirty seven is a leather cloth cloth three thousand.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ow ow you sound like a lionel richie in the earth wind and commodores ow yeah ow well i mean it's got one hundred thirty seven on it and it's cloth is it leather cloth.

[Caller/Listener]

Hand cloth ow and.

[JD Ryan]

Slow down.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'S it take to buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Sixty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four you do believe in medical marijuana don't you yes i do it's just the miles are too high or do you live in oklahoma yeah no i.

[Caller/Listener]

Don'T where do you live you know the best things that come out of oklahoma what i thirty five seventy five.

[John Clay Wolf]

And i thirty five where do you live alan that's pretty damn close the oklahoma effect rub off has happened to you on the overvaluation in your brain on high miles no offense but he's from oklahoma load it up into givemetheven dot com we'll take a look eight hundred eight hundred we get the nicest cars in the world out of oklahoma and the worst cars in the world no middle there's no middle it's just like louisiana and you know up in what we're noticing there really is a difference in valuations on cars between like five grand in eight five to eight grand cars between our dallas market in our pennsylvania we sell cars in dallas texas every wednesday we sell cars in pennsylvania manheim every friday and the cheap cars the eighty thousand mile kia you know fourteen kia they bring more in texas huh and we've got this guy that works for us from syracuse and he started studying this and he's like there's really a differential here on these cheaper note cards are worth a hell of a lot more in texas than they are up there and he said it's because people are stupider in texas typical yankee sure you know ideology but he really had put some science with it he said the credit scores are lower and with the credit scores being lower he said not in texas he.

[JD Ryan]

Said the south south okay yeah are.

[John Clay Wolf]

The southern states less educated than the northeast corridor no question about it absolutely are the credit scores lower yep does that make them less financeable to banks traditional banks yes would that drive up the price on note cars yes he's right i mean i'm not i think you're stupid.

[JD Ryan]

Northeast bastard yeah well texas.

[Bobbo]

Is really not a part of like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob you're just getting you're just getting personal back off i want to be.

[Bobbo]

Lumped in with with alabama and mississippi are we out in blocks hey i.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mean is a m part of the sec i don't know yeah and would would tcu love to be probably and would tech love to be probably definitely yeah and is oklahoma was it southwest conference which was arkansas yeah i mean you cut you know just back off of it and look at it is the northeast corridor a more educated populace than the southern states than the confederacy.

[Bobbo]

Well they've been there longer you know is england smarter than they are of course they've been there longer well if.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'Ve been there longer they've had more time to cross breed and we can get into all that philosophy here on.

[Bobbo]

The next segment time marches on civilization progresses of course have you ever made.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out with your cousin bob ever no i don't mean first cousin i mean.

[Bobbo]

Second no but where i come from you know you have cousins that you don't realize you're related to though i'm telling you it happens it happens and.

[John Clay Wolf]

It affects your credit score and it changes the market on cheap note cars right we'll get into that more on the john clay wolf show after this and now we return to the john clay wolf show presented by givemetheven dot com they're prostitutes now tell me i.

[Bobbo]

Can'T sleep on this sidewalk man hey this is valley view mall man you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can sleep anywhere hit him up now eight hundred eight hundred radio eight hundred eight hundred radio alcohol is powerful drug now i need a drink john clay.

[Bobbo]

Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

California good morning bakersfield california in san diego with anybody else out there of course vegas guys you're early we've got two runs in vegas we've got the live feed that starts at six am so out there at it's seven am right now and then it replays on later yeah but it's a dry early what's a dry early mean in vegas no it's dry heat vegas if you're up and around going to the casinos getting ready to check in for your shift give us a call give us an update tell us about how dry and hot it is out there eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio howard in baton rouge a fifteen frontier sv with forty eight is it a two wheel drive crew cabin.

[Caller/Listener]

It'S a two wheel drive four door four door four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well fifteen frontier with forty eight is that twelve grand does that sound right let me look it up have you had it have you had it bid.

[Caller/Listener]

Anywhere else no no looking for a little more than that though what do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You what are you looking for.

[Caller/Listener]

I was thinking around sixteen seventeen hey turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you call rob hang on you just made me think of something we call rob and get the get the taglines what we need to put out there for the short code on the text thing we got hot i forgot all about it you can go to some number and put in bid now and it'll go right now you know ten years later we get a we get a text number okay let me look real quick fifteen frontier nissan the problem with nissans is they rebate the hell out of them because they overbuild over them and you know they sticker for twenty seven and they give you ten thousand off and they screw the market up on everything so some people pay too much and they're hammered and some people get you know all the all the money that's available and they're in decent shape it's a frontier is it a four cylinder or six oh.

[Caller/Listener]

This is a six automatic it's got windows electric ones locks everything so it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

An sv and it's a crew cab it's not a desert runner it knows.

[Caller/Listener]

There'S a four door all right i.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will give i will give i will give i will give fourteen five.

[JD Ryan]

Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

To givemetheven dot com and load it up think about it you don't have to make a decision right now i'm not some pushy yeah you know here's the deal with this we're not we're not pushy we're not the reason people like trading with us is because we're not trying to not only are we not trying to sell anybody anything we don't we just write checks sure we're a buyer we're a buyer and it's you know we'll give you x and we try to give you know five hundred back of what we think we can get for it after shipping we make dollar three hundred and we make three hundred a car and we sell eight hundred a week do the math it makes money we make a profit we spend a hell of a lot in advertising my god almighty that advertising bill is about to kill me harold it's just like i mean if i could do this without spending that advertising money i'd be rich but without the advertising yeah i've got a place out of baton rouge yeah baton rouge off airline drive just go to givemetheven dot com and hit locations bill las vegas.

[Caller/Listener]

What are you doing oh buddy headed to work listen to your great show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do in vegas we're.

[Caller/Listener]

Fire sprinkler guys north american fire north.

[John Clay Wolf]

American fire if you'd like to get a good deal on a fire sprinkler called north american fire fire if your house is on fire call north america.

[Caller/Listener]

Contractors out here and we're thinking about selling one of our twenty sixteen four door gmc three quarter ton service body truck got about six thousand miles on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It we'll buy it go to givemetheven dot com i just bought a hundred taxi cabs out of las vegas jesus no way yeah some cab company went tees up went went rolled over in.

[Caller/Listener]

A they were yes sir they're right next to my office my office is across from the raiders stadium yep and that cab company was right around the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Block from me white and red cabs.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir yep that's i'm not gonna say the name but you're exactly right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All a bunch of impalas they all had two hundred thousand miles on there all worth nothing i mean it was like i wrote a check for a hunt i wrote a check for a hunt i gotta write a check i haven't done it yet have to write a check for a hundred cars that is literally less than what we paid for a lot of single cars wow the problem is is moving him and what the hell are we going to do with them i don't know we'll figure it out bill thank you for calling in eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four baba you had a cross breeding inbred comment on the jd actually looked up we were talking earlier about the credit scores credit scores being lower in the confederate states than in the union states and which makes the cheap cars worth more because the note business thrives more in the south because of bad credit scores and then we brought up crossbreeding not crossbreeding incest not well you incest is a heavy word.

[JD Ryan]

It'S a real heavy word i didn't.

[Bobbo]

Mean to you were asking you know cousin related questions and of course i have no experience but i used to work with a guy this is absolutely true i used to work with a guy named johnny okay i won't say his last name and he had a great story about when he was like like twenty five and he went to the nightclub and met this great gal yeah and she was wild and he was wild they went back to her place and got it on yeah okay and you know didn't didn't see each other anymore didn't talk anymore just had that one great night now he didn't go every year so it was like two or three years later he goes to his family reunion oh no there.

[John Clay Wolf]

She is yeah yeah how close were.

[Bobbo]

They like second.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that would mean that her his father's brother walk me.

[Bobbo]

Through seconds her mother her mother i'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

So dumb i can't even think about it that's how low my iq and.

[Bobbo]

Credit score is her mother's mother was his aunt he didn't know that right and there was just such a an age gap in siblings big family no and he met her and they introduced him you know this is johnny this is kelly this is my daughter kelly he said he said hi kelly yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S true story kelly's a hellcat just like his aunt he's like what do.

[JD Ryan]

You do man and before everybody in the south gets upset john there is you're right the northeast average credit score there is six hundred seventy six average credit score in the south six hundred and fifty seven guess what just a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Touch then just a little bit that's not enough to make a difference in.

[JD Ryan]

The car market that's but again no.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said the south the south's a big place does it this just says.

[JD Ryan]

There'S northeast south midwest and west i.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'M really interested in in oklahoma oklahoma.

[JD Ryan]

Has the same as texas midwest on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average jd i've never asked you to lie on the air but i wish you would have lied there texas is.

[JD Ryan]

Much higher credit score course much i mean it's crazy almost eight hundred everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right mike and houston good morning you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hi there sir how you doing this morning i'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy holiday weekend remembering those vets who passed away.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir i do have a couple myself my great grandfather this and that they served in the military the navy one i'm looking for a harbor but that's that's here nor there but that's important i really enjoy listening to your show yes sir i do enjoy your show in the morning i was on my way to work man i tell you what y' all crack me up i love it i have a two thousand seven ford focus se black cloth no navigation second owner with one hundred thirty one what's your credit score fine about six hundred and forty at the moment it's okay i'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Judging i'm just we're just trying to keep an average and i think if we do this throughout the day we're going to see the miles and the scores there's going to be a correlation correlation yeah little statistical average there i'm with you man hey that that old body style with one hundred thirty one that old body style with one hundred thirty one is is worthless and i mean that i mean that when i say yeah so i mean you can sell it to me for five hundred but like if you sold me i.

[Caller/Listener]

Paid more than that for it right.

[John Clay Wolf]

No you should have but i would just sell it on craigslist or give it to someone something's wrong we got some serious static okay now quit eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight bobbo did it he screws everything he did it joe good morning you're on the air how are you doing man good but joe's got a fourteen cadillac cts coupe with forty five what's your credit score joe.

[Caller/Listener]

How you can get bud that's right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is it's hot if you were guessing do you even know what it is.

[Caller/Listener]

I really don't i know i got a one credit that's all i.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know got some good critics c r e k i t s fourteen i like the car does it have a sunroof what does it have a sunroof no it doesn't okay it's a cts coupe coupe and it's a six cylinder.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir three point eight whatever three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Point six what color what color is.

[Caller/Listener]

It baby phantom gray metallic phantom gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the miles i think it's i think it's sixteen thousand it might be seventeen go to give me the vin dot com and load it up we'll be right back after this if.

[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Now your host john clay wolf rosetta stone man what a great idea get rush i see rushes on the isdn get of rid do you know the rush music i need to get rush on here real quick rush limbaugh hello john good morning rush limbaugh here i.

[Bobbo]

Understand live from the excellence in broadcasting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Network rush limbaugh did you hear were you listening while you're waiting dj prek has invented a new software called brosetta stone actually get roy's i've heard about.

[Bobbo]

This brotta stone yeah prek pre k are you there i forgizle my confizzle.

[Doctor Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Idea i love it i mean i'm blown away brosetta stone do you need to rush do you need any translations because pre k seems to be the man i mean he's a white black.

[Bobbo]

Guy i've already ordered a copy of the brosetta stone for each and every member of my cast and crew we're gonna but let's look yes we're gonna do this right as i said before forgizzle mike and fizzle about the pro grizzle right but what the fizzle pre.

[John Clay Wolf]

K do you need to teach him any specifics of what he's talking about because i think he's winging it man.

[Doctor Turley]

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[Bobbo]

We'Ll work on it is that some kind of a diss should i be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should i be a fizzled yeah man.

[Doctor Turley]

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[Bobbo]

Slap i'm slatting now indeed baby we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have our own uncle roy in in as as a as a card carrying black man and he's shaking his head he's shaking his head bro we get in the mic and tell me what the hell is going on here is this are they all just making up nonsense yeah i don't have a clue.

[Caller/Listener]

What they're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of them.

[JD Ryan]

Her and there's the promo for the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Week how are you this morning sir.

[Bobbo]

Not good not good what what's wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'S wrong tell me are you serious.

[Caller/Listener]

I had a couple guys sent the abilene yeah they got out there about twenty miles and turn around come back toe and they they done okay fine.

[Bobbo]

With me you done done with what.

[John Clay Wolf]

They quit you got to talk to.

[Bobbo]

The mic they quit they quit you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had a driver quit on you before they got before they got to abilene or after before how far did they.

[Bobbo]

Make it couldn't have been very far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they wouldn't go in fifteen minutes.

[JD Ryan]

What could have possibly happened in fifteen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Minutes so the customer in abilene that's waiting on us come pick up their car with their check no i talked to him okay so you need two more drivers i need four more drivers you need four more drivers yeah okay so if you are in the dallas fort worth area and would like to be a driver for uncle roy and run around the region and pick up cars from our customers give me the vintage go to jobs at givemetheven dot com jobs givemetheven dot com roy this would be a good you know roy's in charge of hr what what are you looking for in a driver just.

[Caller/Listener]

Somebody that's going to come to work that's all i need gonna come to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come to work and do what they.

[Bobbo]

Supposed to do all they get they.

[Caller/Listener]

Gotta do no thinking just do what they told me we'll be all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what about the part time people that always want to i mean i.

[Caller/Listener]

It'S kind of hard for me to fit part time in yeah because lately.

[Bobbo]

I'Ve been loaded i mean my plate been loaded like it is today i.

[Caller/Listener]

Got like twenty eight to pick up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today with six people oh well you'll never get it done i'm working on my restaurant what you need to do is grab a three car and put them on the road also around here locally because if you got that many.

[Caller/Listener]

They'Re so scattered apart i mean they.

[John Clay Wolf]

All over the place will in north dallas good morning you're on the air hey john how you doing good did uncle roy come i see it says sold us a prius great experience thank you for doing business with us i hope we we lost some money on a prius on wednesday i wonder if it was yours oh.

[Caller/Listener]

Picked up on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thursday okay then we haven't we haven't had a chance to lose money on his prius yet for some reason the prius is the prius how many miles are on it or we're on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Or are on it it was one four just shy of one hundred fifteen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah it's gonna lose it's twenty ten the the the priuses with short miles it'll go to the to the toyota stores make money and the ones with high miles that go to the note lots lose money why because the battery packs the battery packs and the prius cost three thousand five hundred to replace and when they get high miles on them none of the note dealers the tothenote guys want to handle them because when they put them out on a note and the battery packs lay down total total yeah perhaps you should ex.

[Bobbo]

Nizzle on the prizzle.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway did uncle did you meet uncle roy did he come himself or did he just send some of his drivers.

[Bobbo]

I i.

[Caller/Listener]

Think just some of the drivers i don't remember meeting uncle roy i wonder.

[John Clay Wolf]

If the ones that just quit guys.

[Caller/Listener]

Named ray maybe probably bray maybe who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Knows roy do you know a guy named bray no don't picked it up.

[Caller/Listener]

Do what donna pick it up yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donnie oh donnie the one that quit picked it up yeah did he have a bad attitude will because he said that donnie the guy that picked it up roy remembers a prius in north dallas here his memory is so good he already knows out of all this freight going over he there you go so did the guy have a bad.

[Caller/Listener]

Attitude no the guys were pretty i mean they were quick we we didn't spend but two minutes together i mean signed a couple papers they did a quick walk around and gave me a check so i was happy roy do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think that they quit because it's a holiday weekend and you're making them.

[Caller/Listener]

Work no i know i quit why i told him i expect you to be back by one o' clock okay because we got a bunch to do right but he was intended to mere.

[Bobbo]

Today he was what he's intent to.

[Caller/Listener]

Milk today going to abilene okay so by me putting the clock on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

It pissed him off ah managing your people yeah they don't want to be managed will they ride the clock out a little bit on you yes they.

[Caller/Listener]

Will if i let them they will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh really yeah yeah what's what's an example of them riding the clock out.

[Caller/Listener]

On you oh well they'll call me and say well just like going to abilene he'll say he'll get out there say well i'm sitting here waiting on the customer thirty he said he'll be.

[Bobbo]

Here in thirty minutes i say you had two hours to call the customer.

[Caller/Listener]

Before you got there right and the customer should have been at home by the time you got there right well.

[Bobbo]

He ain't here you know all this.

[Caller/Listener]

Kind of stuff you know you can't play games on me i played them.

[Bobbo]

Before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will have you ever thought about being a would you like to come to give me the event and be a driver.

[Caller/Listener]

No i'm good brother i'm gainfully employed and my credit score is about seven hundred twenty five and we'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Teach you we'll teach you ebonics from dj pre k will give you a free copy of his new brosetta stone software.

[Caller/Listener]

I was just hearing the tips.

[John Clay Wolf]

There pretty good thank you jerry in maryland zero six chrysler three hundred c with ninety two a yeah yeah yeah yeah three grand does three grand sound right.

[Caller/Listener]

A little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think go to give me the vin dot com and load it actually hey try this new thing out we got and this goes for anybody you can text text the word bid now bid now to eight eight eight one one one eight eight eight one one one eight eight eight one one one text bid now i want to see if this thing works we've got some damn new service i'm sure they screwed us it's just typical it's typical it's typical so you need four more drivers okay uncle roy needs four more dallas fort worth drivers if you're in listen we're in vegas right now we're in california we're in washington dc we're in philly we're in maryland we're in oklahoma we're in arkansas we're all over the damn place but this call out is for dallas fort worth if you don't live in dallas fort worth we don't need drivers in other cities but we need some he needs to hire four right now i'd like to show up that want to show up don't have.

[JD Ryan]

A story working on my resume will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show up a good pulse speaks clear english will show up and can follow directions driver's license driver's license you need driver's license need driver you have to have one line yeah you're driving cars what happens if you're working how old do you have to be twenty one why do you have to be twenty one any purpose ah that's right okay well i think we put a big enough shout out on that go to jobs at giveme the vin dot com specifically if somebody wants to hop in the car and run to abilene right now to pick up a customer's car that'd be helpful okay i want to hear we were talking earlier about did you hear this song that dj pre k put together my old lady was was gigging me you know we've been together for fourteen years and she was a little young when i when i found her little bit smiling he remembers he does he's been around me since.

[Bobbo]

I was eight she's older now though.

[John Clay Wolf]

But so is he she's all she was a little young when i found her we were sitting at a table with some friends the other night she's like do you still watch she's like back when i was twenty you used to want me to tell people you were twenty one i was twenty one like now that i'm thirty three can i tell them i'm twenty one but she's like after fourteen years do you think that they quit thinking that i'm here for a green card after having three of your kids in fourteen years is the story of me being here for a green card over with and it gave me an idea of a of a song because we've been trying to come up with a hit song for dj freedom i did it all for the visa kind of like did it all for the nookie got it fred dursk let's hear that do you have it handy sean yo sean clay.

[Doctor Turley]

Wolf show i did it all for.

[John Clay Wolf]

The visa come on the visa come on so you can take that pizza stick it up your hoot stick it up your hoot stick it up your hoot stick it up your hoot i did it all for the visa come on the visa come on so you can take that pizza stick it up your hoot stick it up up yet stick it up yet stick it up yet pre i think we need to i think we need to take a cassette tape of that handed out to all the dj's in america show enough.

[Doctor Turley]

Check out my demo baby did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do the whole thing or just the.

[Doctor Turley]

Hook just the hook but we could.

[John Clay Wolf]

Work on the whole thing there there's a lot of good lyrics in there.

[Bobbo]

To be written he produces well he takes he takes instruction extremely well where'd.

[JD Ryan]

You guys do that did you go to muscle shoals alabama no we did.

[Bobbo]

It over here in wolf cave west.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf cave west that's that's my your office my office studio we do have our own little cave in dallas fort worth we have our own private little studio so we don't have to be under the pressures of all the all.

[JD Ryan]

The radio we're not some high rise with a bunch of other radio stations.

[John Clay Wolf]

No we're over here they kicked us out and we like it that way we definitely like that way brandon a twenty eleven kia sedona with two hundred eighteen thousand miles you there.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey what's your what's your credit score.

[Caller/Listener]

Let me let you know right now you know what it is what it ain't this kid don't stink dj we've.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got someone here i don't know dj pre k is busy with an with another call but this this guy does not need rosetta stone we could use him as one of our speakers actually you've got it down.

[Caller/Listener]

My credit score is seven hundred.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eleven.

[Caller/Listener]

About that credit score though you know just trying to get rid of a vehicle so i didn't have to like donate it to to you know right charity or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man with two hundred eighteen thousand miles on a korean i think it's five hundred sled.

[Caller/Listener]

This thing here is though it's this this korean is a very well made yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But here's the well you know korea produces kia oh this.

[Bobbo]

Is a kia it's a kia okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay okay here's what i i had an epiphany last night oh when you have a pair of tennis shoes sure for five years right six years and let's say you wear them often at the end of the tennis shoes remember how great they were when they were new yeah there's nothing better than open a box of new nights right smelling that smell and you got some new plates on and you're ready to roll at the end of a heavy five years what have you got stinky shoes i mean where do they go they go to the trash can okay well see the a twenty eleven kia with two hundred eighteen thousand miles stinky shoe.

[Caller/Listener]

Huh it's not stinky this key is not stinky though.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's no more rubber left on the sole of that sneaker dog and that's the problem and the transmission the rear end or actually the front end the front differential the cv joints the motor anything could be going wrong with this thing at any time and the second it does it's totaled that's why they're not worth anything word so i'm a five hundred buyer if you want a five hundred check go to givemetheven dot com and load it up hang on a second michael how much does the driver job pay you there yes roy how much i.

[Caller/Listener]

Was wondering how much does the job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pay how much job pay ten dollars an hour ten dollars an hour and how many hours they normally get sixty hours a week sixty hours a week yeah that's not part time you pay weekly yep go to jobsgimmethevin dot com if you're in dallas fort worth dallas fort worth only uncle roy needs to hire four more drivers to go pick up cars we'll be right back from the wolf radio studios it's time for the john clay wolf show call john toll free cheap bastards one eight hundred eight hundred radio now you've been up online jason tail john clay wolf eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four if you want to bid on your car you can go to eight eight eight one one one bid now text to eight eight eight one one one bid now or go to givemethevin dot com you can call in at eight hundred eight hundred seven thousand two hundred thirty four we are live it is memorial day weekend and we'll be live.

[JD Ryan]

In person next weekend for our very first ever fort worth listener party from four to six at wild pitch sports.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bar in fort worth and a car show if you have a car show if you have a fancy car bring it over cool car we're just gonna everybody bring your rides over to wild pitch tomorrow next saturday june first at four o' clock four to six and it'll be on our facebook page can you still use the facebook page since i was yes i can i'm in.

[JD Ryan]

Facebook jail you got yourself in jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'M in facebook jail right now that's.

[JD Ryan]

Your fault though because you clicked yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No somebody somebody reported you okay so i put i put on my twitter the photo the meme is really stupid by the way it's nothing yeah that got me put into facebook jail if you're interested what will get you put into facebook jail go to john clay wolf on twitter and look at that.

[JD Ryan]

And facebook asked you do you accept this punishment you went yeah sure yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know they were gonna put me in jail yeah they said this that it's against their terms and policies do you accept that idea i was like okay whatever and they threw me in jail so i'm off you thought.

[JD Ryan]

You yes i accept the idea that some people should go to jail so.

[John Clay Wolf]

The not me so the master the.

[Bobbo]

Show page i just got a notice about it man what you just got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put in facebook jail i don't know we what happened we're all going down.

[JD Ryan]

No well just don't click yes when.

[John Clay Wolf]

They ask you do you i don't think you got to notice about it.

[Bobbo]

We reviewed your post again and it doesn't follow our community standards because i clicked on the deal it said yeah please take a another look at this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know i did too so so they the the judge and jury has looked at our post and they decided to leave me in facebook jail i don't know all right well i can't.

[Bobbo]

See your profile i'm looking at mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we're all going down to quan and abilene good morning what's up man.

[Caller/Listener]

This big d dallas dayquan the pimp man i just had some words for for don the driver man he capping man he must he may ain't about that money you know what i'm saying yeah he's doing a dang thing man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you to quan in abilene texas oh my god and it all started with the rosetta stone deal where is that clip dj pre k he he he's he's trying to maximize and monetize why the entrepreneur his new celebrity status on air if you're one of the.

[Bobbo]

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[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

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[Bobbo]

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[Doctor Turley]

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz excellent excellent it's about time to.

[JD Ryan]

Do a best of john clay wolf show cd yes it is oh yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well we've only been doing this for thirteen years i mean if it takes thirteen years to get a best hub put together then maybe it's time to.

[JD Ryan]

Quit no it's just they were expanding there's people that haven't heard all this stuff in vegas and in washington dc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandon an zero one excursion with a diesel is it two wheel drive or.

[Bobbo]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wheel drive good average rougher clean do what average rough or clean condition oh it's very clean super clean is it lifted or stock.

[Caller/Listener]

It'S stuck okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's got a seven three in.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

It.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir seven three hundred thirty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousand miles how are the seats are they worn out because the leather in those years was pretty weak and we have to redo them all often.

[Caller/Listener]

The driver side has a small crack in the side of it but all the rest of them they're very well they look they look really good does nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousand buy it zero one excursion with one hundred thirty thousand miles.

[Caller/Listener]

No what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buys it.

[Caller/Listener]

Sixteen.

[John Clay Wolf]

See the problem if it had ninety on it i'd buy it the one hundred and thirty slows me down a tick however let me let me i had a fifty thousand mile one that was lifted about six months ago i gave twenty five for that one it was gorgeous it all depends on how it all depends on how clean this thing is can you take a handful of pictures go to givemetheven dot com and load it up it literally if you take the pictures go to the website and put in your license plate number put in one hundred thirty thousand miles push send photos and just click your pictures load them it takes forty five seconds let me look at the pictures after the show on the info box say john hit me at nine on the air it takes sixteen and i'm gonna look at it and if i if i start falling in love with it i'll get closer to your a hell of a lot closer to your number than i am at mine okay thanks susan in baton rouge susan good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey good morning i don't have anything to sell but i do want to tell you i absolutely love your show i've been financing cars for a long time and i work in banking you guys are timely you're funny you're real love john clay's story and what we like to say is there's two times in a person's life when they walk on water and one is when they apply for a job and the other is when they talk about their own credit or.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they get approved for a loan that is when they're dangerous when they get approved for a loan man talk about walking on water they're going shopping baby shopping wait a minute i'm approved.

[Caller/Listener]

Hang on you know we are part of the deep south however when you get you're talking today it's so funny it's so revelant to me in my industry and you're talking about people's credit and what they say and a one well a one you know with subsea credit is you know that's different than a one with in the real world and you know a fifty technically speaking as an awesome practically perfect credit score i've personally never seen one okay not.

[John Clay Wolf]

In louisiana anyway.

[Caller/Listener]

Right so maybe instead of asking what their credit score is ask them what their interest rate on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their last car was that's a that'll tell the story right there you're exactly right but in the vein of building your credit and getting treated better the whole idea with starting out with the bad credit and the high rate when you're recommending you get a lender to advance on a repo customer right and they're hitting them at seventeen percent when they term that one out they show two years of good history they should qualify for the next level and start.

[Caller/Listener]

Building back they don't even need two years of good history they need six months in a credit union jesus christ.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go you heard it right there from susan what what throw out your credit union we'll give you a free plug.

[Caller/Listener]

I'M not a credit union and i'd really rather not what you're saying is true and it's the real world and dude i love the fact that that you own what you're doing i love the fact that what you're saying even if people don't like it it's true you're always upside down if you're going to keep playing the game then you need to you know own.

[John Clay Wolf]

It i appreciate it susan thank you my name is john clay wolf and i buy cars on the radio so i go to the land lady.

[Caller/Listener]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now return to the john clay wolf.

[Caller/Listener]

Show canada and mexico announced today that they will be lifting tariffs on american.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steel whiskey and beef call in eight hundred eight hundred radio which coincidentally is also the name of toby keith's new album and now senor juan clay wolf this is my favorite seeger song thank you for playing it doctor bobbo yeah man did tabitha pick this for you.

[Bobbo]

No i picked this this is a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good one manny in houston that's my manny he works with us good old manny manny good morning john the what are you doing calling me on the radio you know i'm on the radio.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey i know i know we need some help for the lexus store i'm trying to give them a bid on a vehicle they don't want to keep this twenty eighteen porsche nine hundred eleven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on right now carrera gts so twenty eighteen porsche nine hundred eleven gts.

[Caller/Listener]

What color white white the right color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Manny is a buyer forgive me the vin okay in houston and he was with he was the lead guy for texas direct for what a decade.

[Caller/Listener]

You know like seven eight years yeah and.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S how long have you been with us three years four years three years three three years three years and he goes and buys the cars from dealerships gotcha so they call manny on bids so i mean give me the vin we buy cars from the public and we buy the trade ins this fellow whoever it is we don't know who the customer is but they're trying to trade in with the lexus store that we do business and they need a number right now because obviously they don't want anyway how much do i mean it's like a hundred and fifty i've had these lately a white one this you don't know the msrp do you.

[Caller/Listener]

No no they don't have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There'S about twenty thousand dollars worth of swinging msrp on these things on these gtss there's the best looking nine hundred eleven there is you know one hundred fifteen one hundred seventeen one hundred eighteen one hundred nineteen is right there pushing one what's it take to buy it have they given you the number yet customer.

[Caller/Listener]

Wants one hundred and twenty five seems high to me i can't make it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Work at one hundred twenty five i just i mean yep i agree i thought i huh damn it but i like buying pretty cars one hundred twenty won't do it let's let's give them one hundred twenty and one hundred twenty thousand i don't even know if the car makes money from there that's the money that that's probably all we're going to get out of it tell you the truth but i'll i buy a pretty car i mean we do it all the time we buy a pretty car just to buy a pretty car we might we might make five hundred might lose five hundred might break even we may get lucky though you never know but we may get unlucky manny.

[Caller/Listener]

Have you ever been unlucky oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Both what's the biggest loss you've ever taken on a car with us oh.

[Caller/Listener]

I'D probably say eight grand oh eight.

[JD Ryan]

Ten grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

People don't believe it what people don't believe it i wouldn't believe it what was the do you remember do you remember do you remember the hummer that we bought from autonation that caught fire right after we bought it.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh yeah yeah and yeah that was like a six thousand seven thousand dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

One right yeah that was right out of the gate it just burst into flames and you own it no i absolutely owned it we sent them pictures of it like hey can you help us with this one they're like no no did manny did they offer to help us at all did they do.

[Caller/Listener]

Anything not at all not at all.

[JD Ryan]

Nothing said marshmallows here we go three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Years ago buy a hummer blows in i mean blows up it was their wholesale side you got it you guys just gotta understand on the wholesale side of the business is way different than the retail side of the business it's like a dope deal you know put the money under the deal and no guns no cops twice well even in.

[Bobbo]

The dark you know you got your hands on a hummer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay an eighteen porsche nine hundred eleven gts right so it's got the spoiler it's got the big wheels it's a little hot rod right thirteen hundred miles right one hundred twenty zero zero zero let's go get a man you can do it all right thanks eight hundred eight hundred seven two hundred thirty four or we've got a new thing what do we have you can text bid now to eight eight eight one one one and what happens and then it will give you a number on your car wow that's pretty cool text bid now to eight eight eight one one one it's a new service that we just tried we're gonna see how this works okay text.

[Bobbo]

Bid now triple eight triple one yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're actually changing the short code to just bid now soon we're gonna get rid of that eight eight eight one one one but we've got that secure secured eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four yes it's memorial day weekend yes we're live yes turley is at just in good order like i've been telling him for years he's at a bar mitzvah all day he denies being jewish i don't know why it's the weirdest thing i've ever seen it's a graduation ceremony we've had twenty five applicants for uncle roy's driver's position so he's in there working on that mister billy cook from i probably shouldn't have said your name is it okay i said your name from midland get on the mic billy grab it up pull it up where it's touching your lips so so this guy has been listening to us since we were on the fan ten years ago in dallas yeah i'm one of your biggest fans long term i mean long term long term fan we've bought so last week tell them about the car we bought from you last week he brought my twenty fourteen mclaren twelve c yep and we bought a lamborghini from you about three years ago right and then you bought a a eight and you flew uncle roy to midland to drive it home yep and he this guy is the perfect i was thinking about you bill because you live an exciting life you know that he's a perfect example of what you can do with it with a doctorate degree with no kids oh.

[JD Ryan]

Oh that's right dancers everything i mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy is in what do you call it the damn it the circus act trapeze trapeze oh i've seen those.

[JD Ryan]

There'S a lot those are very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to get out of here with that loud phone please or turn it off it's picking up on the mics thank you sir they have instructors and the whole thing i'm hearing this is i'm reason i'm here in dallas this weekend i'm doing trapeze lessons today.

[JD Ryan]

And tomorrow i know right where they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do them and you fly around you went to aspen and learned how to drive lamborghinis on ice is that correct that's right and then i went to the arctic circle and drove them dude on at the lapland ice driving on frozen lakes ferraris lamborghinis and porsches do they have spikes on the tires spikes on the tires and it depends on the weight and the horsepower of the car the lamborghinis had the most spikes and they recreate the full scale formula one tracks i drove le mans nuremberg silverstone full scale on the ice we're on in midland if you want to put a plug out for do you do lasik is that what you do for a living well we're vision health specialties and full full family optometry and then we have a lasik center in our office in midland texas in midland.

[JD Ryan]

Texas so you're still in you're still working i'm still working i thought you were retired with all the stuff you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doing he doesn't have kids jd it's a different life you can save money.

[JD Ryan]

Kids listen to this this is what you should do be a doctor and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have no children it works yes see you drive lamborghinis on ice how i mean is it is it with the spikes on it is it really that much difference it's the fastest way to learn to do the drifting right and it does have good traction but the second day it was in the dark in a snowstorm you can't see out the window and you just have to ask my coach i said tell me when to turn because i cannot see the track so out of all these supercars that you buy and sell and you you drive and you demo what you're picking up a car today what are you buying i've got a new seven hundred and twenty mclaren just came in had to order it and they thought said it'd be here at the end of december and it came in two weeks ago and are they are they are they negotiating off of list on those cars no no it's sticker sticker at least not above but sticker right how much is sticker three hundred sixty two three hundred sixty thousand again jd you can do things like this if you're a doctor two lessons to learn okay one you're a doctor doctor two you're single three you have no children no children i know i know and then you can save money and drive supercars would be a trapeze artist.

[JD Ryan]

That'S so cool will you live the life man what a life so out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of all these cars that these supercars you've driven which one what is your favorite brand i have a soft spot for lamborghinis but i love the ferraris and then mclaren just just beating everything now mclaren is really coming on this will be the new one isn't it they they you can't keep up with them they beat all the ferraris all the lamborghinis and they drive more like a race car than any race car i mean i don't know how to explain it but the ones you know we have them we had his the other day i did not drive his the other day but i've driven several of them and the the the the center gravity and the the distance off of the street and in the handling is it just to me i know lambo gets down there but something about the mclaren just has a different feel do you have it you may study it so much you know why and well it's all carbon fiber body i mean and then the twin turbos kick in and you're just in launch mode every time you hit the but the handling on them and the handling's great too just ridiculous good how long are you going to keep this one probably a couple years and then i'll call.

[JD Ryan]

You so what's on a bucket list for a guy with this big of.

[John Clay Wolf]

A bucket well i have to say the arctic circle was one of the.

[JD Ryan]

Top the arctic circle so what about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Audi r eight that's that's a below the lamborghini it just yeah i hear you it's not there i hear you this has got to be the most expensive car you've ever bought definitely yeah that's a lot of money yeah i mean all these cars are a lot of money but this is a lot a lot of money and it's like driving your house did you ever have a what lambos have you had just that one just the gallardo i had two ferraris the three hundred sixty and three hundred fifty five and what lamborghinis have you tested and driven have you driven most of them yeah the aventador is obese the aventador is very similar to the level of this car you're picking up today the mclaren in my opinion but it's heavier it is it's not as fast okay we've got six seconds to be out remember if you'd like a bid on your car and obviously proof is in the pudding we do buy supercars at givemetheven dot com you can text bid now bid now bid now to eight eight eight one one one or just go to givemetheven dot com and obviously if we don't beat your carmax offer we'll send you a check for one hundred dollars for you guys that live in metro areas we'll be right back broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios it's time for the john clay wolf show hit him up now eight hundred eight hundred eight radio now john clay wolf can we forget about the things i said when i was drunk we got a bunch of calls here memorial day weekend good morning everyone dallas houston california vegas i think we lost dc yeah because it's eleven thirty out there we'll go to eleven out there robert good morning you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning what you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got.

[Caller/Listener]

I'Ve got a twenty ten yukon to denali one hundred and about to turn one hundred and fifteen zero zero zero but it's nice what color black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Twelve thousand five hundred is what i'm thinking.

[Caller/Listener]

Twelve thousand five hundred we can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that so if i give you twelve thousand five hundred i own the.

[Caller/Listener]

Vehicle yes sir i'll do that i.

[John Clay Wolf]

Own the vehicle sell that be sell that be sell that be let's go robert loaded up into give me the vin dot com or you can actually just go text bid now to eight eight eight one one one that's text bid now to eight eight one one one or just go to givethevin dot com and tell them what we did on the year we'll get it picked up where do you live austin austin yeah we can have we have somebody there tuesday to pick it up with a check thanks and that's how that works you know we're you can call in eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio have a have a long term listener like our longest listener and drove by and brought us breakfast sure did doctor billy cook thanks again bill for that that's great and do you have his mic hot sean so we were talking a minute ago about how this thing started the whole back when it was called the real deal the show and i used to i used to give the numbers out and say it was good at this dealership or that dealership and i never could get the dealerships to pay for the cars.

[JD Ryan]

That'S a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bad deal right i mean they would but you know twenty five of them they wouldn't and they'd call me like this doesn't fit our inventory profile we don't want this car car okay so so then i would go buy it from the customer but it was just such a pain that i was like screw them if they're not going to do what i say if they're not going to back part of our agreement for me representing these dealerships was you've got to do what i say you got to trust me enough to do what i say right and been doing.

[JD Ryan]

It long enough a lot of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would but a lot of them wouldn't i was like just screw it i'm just going to buy myself and bill mentioned what'd you say a minute ago when we were off the air.

[Bobbo]

About.

[John Clay Wolf]

How it's changed well it's how much you've grown and how you're nationwide and.

[JD Ryan]

I think it's awesome so bill you started listening when he was in just that one radio station yeah the real deal the real deal and then i.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had to when y' all left dallas i had to follow you on you stream for a while and then you came back to dallas and then i.

[Bobbo]

Could get the podcasts and wow you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are because you weren't on in midland for years so i had to hunt you down yeah we just started in midland a couple deals but we're on thirty cities now but what was it got me to thinking about how we've got to this point and the the making the switch into give me the vin when i trademarked that i had it all in my head but the problem is the payoffs so many people have payoffs on their car they got to pay the van right so you know this guy comes in he's got a fifty thousand dollars payoff so i if i'm buying the car not the dealership now i've got to send a fifty i got to send a fifty thousand dollars payoff to the bank and they sit on these payoffs without the sending us the titles for three weeks to a month the banks are in no hurry to get you a title because they've already got their money right and that was an obstacle of how we got going and i was scared to make the jump because i knew i needed more cash when i had i'd saved a lot of money but i was like man this is going to get goofy and i went to some banks and nobody would bank it they're like okay let me understand this we don't have a car it's already sold so you bought it and you already sold it there's no car there's no title and we've got fifty thousand dollars laying in a bank we're waiting for them for i think we'll pass and you know take that and multiply it so we need you know million bucks right on the front side sure of just liquid on top of the money you have to have for the inventory you have i mean another million bucks and i was talking to this guy i've never really talked about him on the air i wish i'd doing this while it's on in dc because there's people in dc that know him but this mentor of mine and he's the largest wholesaler in the world on the planet and he and i just really clicked i'm not going to say his name because i don't know if he'd want me to say it okay but he just we made a connection years ago and we talk all the time like a father and son relationship and i and he was like why don't you just do it i said because i need this money i can't get back he's like i'll do it i'm like what do you mean he said i'll charge you one hundred fifty a car to make the payoffs sure but how would that work he said just i'll call my office and they'll send you a million bucks is that what you mean jesus what jd listen so he sends me a million bucks okay you know how many times i'd met him in person zero really you know you know what our contract looked like nothing there wasn't one nobody nobody.

[JD Ryan]

Does business like that guy sent me.

[John Clay Wolf]

A million dollars that i had i'd talked to probably i don't know fifty hours on the phone over two years i couldn't believe it yes and my office manager's like this isn't real i'm like i think i'm looking at this i think it's real let's go let's go to work and we did and then it got up to two million dollars and then i paid him all back and we're just you know he and i are just like you know peas and carrots just tied as tighter.

[JD Ryan]

And ticks i wondered when he when he shifted where that money came from i never knew that's where it came.

[John Clay Wolf]

From wow a a literally angel friend i mean bill can you the guy that would be like you sending me a million dollars and we'd never met that's right and after you know me well enough you might i mean he's the kind of guy that might do it to the point where you're like i mean i you know invest with these guys on wall street and these investment bankers and all this stuff here's.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody i know and trust yeah but.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S how it happened that's the truth well you're a trustworthy individual well i i was scared to death i was more scared of his money than was i was keeping a tighter tab on his money than i do my own because i went through a deal when i when i had that motorcycle wreck and i got embezzled and got broke and i was like okay we got this extra million dollars in the system now and i'll be damned if i'm gonna go through this again right because you start getting big cash balances and people start staring at it and trying to figure out a way to steal it it's just truth it's just the effing truth there's no question about it and i mean this round i have i have four layers of people looking at money it's like cash control at the casino one of them's off site you've never even met her really yeah good she was a controller from manheim auctions i mean just staring at money what's this what's this wire proving this because we're moving three hundred million dollars a year in revenue now it'd be.

[JD Ryan]

Real easy if someone to put their toe in the water oh yeah or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come up with some bogus dba we have so many vendors right i mean our system the vendors scan the scan the barcodes i mean they're approved vendors and then they set their bill up and it automatically pays them to go this fast and move this much freight you have to have vendor agreements like oil field service agreements and where it's almost like free flowing they can screw you but you have to have people watching for it and the system will start showing an imbalance in a difference in percentages and then we drill in and chop them off right there but yeah it's a crazy machine and we have the foundation built to go ahead and nationalize i mean we're national now but we haven't really nationalized it not heavy duty style but to build out the rest of the country vegas was a start dc is a start california i just put my toe in the water i really think we're going to base everything out of nevada because not not the whole company but the west coast operation i believe i'm going to base it and have all the staff in nevada because the damn libs and the restrictions and the these vendor agreements we're talking about contract labor they won't i mean they pretty much killed contract labor in california california yeah and the tax rates and the franchise taxes crazy it it it just eats you up.

[JD Ryan]

Vegas is right there yeah it's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

There it's close enough so that's the way to do that that's that's the reason if anybody's like why the hell did you open an office in vegas because it's on the edge of california and we can hub out of there and spoke into california and stay away from all this crazy li yes and then on the east coast we're running.

[JD Ryan]

Into union stuff already oh undoubtedly that's where it started.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah it's a it's not that easy it's not that easy and then that you know the ad budget gets up to half a million.

[JD Ryan]

A month that blows me away when you tell me how much money you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spend in radio oh it i mean it's to to mass produce in broadband a product of any sort if you're going to nationalize it the advertising expense investment in it is solely large it'll make your it'll make you puke yourself you damn near can't do it privately that's why they go public and i'm not we've looked hard at an ipo and i know it would do well but but the but the pain of that and then you're working for a board now you're working tell you what to do i'd like to avoid it if at all possible jim good morning louisiana.

[Caller/Listener]

What happened man hey hey hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fourteen xlt eighty five thousand mile four wheel drive crew cab leather average rougher clean.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah pretty clean man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fifteen grand does fifteen grand put her to bed.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah pretty close i mean i got issued a company truck now they're driving this twenty nineteen i'm thinking about keeping.

[John Clay Wolf]

That fourteen go to givemetheven dot com and load it up if you want to sell it or you can text bid now you've already got your bid from me but you can also get into it and anybody listening just text bid now it's eight eight eight one one one and then the code is bid now eight eight eight one one one bid now do that and we'll we have an office over there in baton rouge and we have a check printer right there and we have drivers right there and we'll come pick it up you can bring it to us eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio josh an eighteen z seventy one ltz there's so many questions about this car i have would you just load it into the website because these trucks have so many options it'll burn up sixty seconds.

[Caller/Listener]

Where the air time yeah it's got it's fully loaded man perfect i want.

[John Clay Wolf]

To buy it go to the go to givemetheven dot com or text bid now to eight eight eight one one one and we will get it bought we have a hub in spring check printer right there a whole nother set of drivers a whole nother uncle roy down there and we do that says dealing with unions is a pain derek derek it yes going yeah derek what.

[Caller/Listener]

You there yes sir how you doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today good good good what's your experience and what i'm talking about.

[Caller/Listener]

So i work in construction and have taken a business kind of local here in texas and doing it on the east coast as well and you know texas is the right to work state we don't have to build unions if we don't want to but man it is definitely a pain playing on the east coast with all the unions and the prevalence.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of them there it's real the reason that we're not on new the reason that we're not on the air in new york city right now on the classic rock stations because of union problem because they have you know you summed.

[Caller/Listener]

It up really well earlier when you talked about you know just the lip guards there and they think they're protecting the working man and they think they're helping people but all they're doing is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keeping people down keeping the man the man keeping me down the man keeping me down i hear you it's it's not easy it's it's not easy at all thank you for calling eight hundred eight hundred seven two three eight hundred radio jd what's in the news what.

[JD Ryan]

Is in the news also all kinds of fun things but i gotta pull my favorite headline of the week out i'll just read you the headline tell me if you want the whole story no texas men die trying to jump drawbridge as car plunges into the water louisiana cops say were they trying to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jump a bayou they were trying to.

[JD Ryan]

Jump a draw drawbridge that opened up a little bit for boats texas man in louisiana's in louisiana louisiana bridge and they ran a chevy cruze and they decided they could jump hey seen it in the movies and they literally pulled up the arm backed it up and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tried to jump if billy cook would have been in his new mclaren he would have cleared it cleared it he would have cleared it chevy cruise and.

[JD Ryan]

It was two o' clock in the morning too and both of them are they're dead not with us this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what this memorial day is.

[JD Ryan]

About not what that no not at all but they're veterans party drivers in louisiana drunk at two o' clock in the morning decided to jump a drawbridge i'm sorry i thought it was and they're dead well yeah but i didn't know him so i'm over it what else apparently it happened at a campground in australia where some careless campers left their beer out don't do that if you're camping this weekend before they went to bed in the middle of night a pig was spotted crunching their beer cans he slammed down all of their beer and then ran off and what else would a what a drunk pig do babbo he started a fight with a cow after doing battle with a cow the pig allegedly made his way into the river where he passed out drunk see ladies men and there are.

[Bobbo]

Pigs i've said it before why would you ever bring a pig to a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cow fight really hey a goat boy just walked in and he he was told us during the break that he wanted to talk about when we were talking about about not incest but the the the the daisy chain of getting too close to your cousins good boy what what what what what's your deal.

[Bobbo]

Talk about cousins that's bad bad how.

[JD Ryan]

Do you tell a cousin from another.

[John Clay Wolf]

One when you're in the goat world.

[Bobbo]

As your mom told you you grow up with your cousin yeah don't look at them that way what look at them like that some kind of sex.

[JD Ryan]

Freak no but you know they're all bad they're out there in the barnyard.

[Bobbo]

Bad bad bad what if you have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kids well that's what you're all called.

[Bobbo]

Kids right but if you have kids with your cousin yeah they could be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bad coat boy can you take us out to commercial break also remember this to put this plug out that they can text bid now to eight eight eight one one one to get a.

[Bobbo]

Bit on the car john clay don't go anywhere we'll be back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah we're back back to the john clay wolf show call in eight hundred eight hundred radio wow bobo the flock of seagulls yeah if i let my hair grow a little more i can do that whip he had your daughter has.

[Bobbo]

Great taste in music she picked this one that's cool what the hell's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matter with it nothing's the matter with it i like it i like it more now that i know my kid.

[Bobbo]

Picked it it sounds just like the seventh grade it does that's what it sounds that's exactly precisely what the seventh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grade sound like that was the seventh.

[Bobbo]

Grade okay sliding down the fire escapes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man throwing water balloons remember next week we're gonna do a in person meet and greet at wild pit in fort worth from four to six and more importantly bring your cool cars to show off allie and kelly you're here yes hello good morning y' all work at wild pitch yes how long have you.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Been there i've been there two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'Ve got a question so you have guys hitting on you all day right i mean that's just the way it works i mean don't let me put words in your mouth but is that how it works that's how it works okay and how many of them what's the percentage of people that you wind up dating or having any real relationship with outside zero okay see that's tough.

[Bobbo]

Had no chance that's tough for those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys but gals that are as pretty as y' all get hit on so much i have a feeling do you almost get lonely do you get to where you have trouble having outside relationships.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Real ones no it's like a bunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of friends but i was thinking i mean because sometimes the real pretty girls never get really asked out on legitimate.

[JD Ryan]

Said that this week she goes nobody will date me she's beautiful and well known and rich and everything else a lot of guys are intimidated intimidated right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very attractive well sharice the ron doesn't work at wild i think she'd get plenty of offers if she did maybe.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe not guys are put off sometimes.

[Bobbo]

I love the ladies from wild pitch i love you guys we love you too you're such wholesome health and clean gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous women i want to fall down i want to fall off.

[JD Ryan]

This chair i believe you are falling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Down well you can meet ally and kelly on our facebook page right now jd just posted a photo of all of us we just took on facebook at john clay wolf show but i didn't know if y' all were looking for a man we could put a shout out to our listeners and like do a little dating game real quick on the radio what be kind of.

[Bobbo]

Fun why would you do that i.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mean don't do that i'm just offering.

[Bobbo]

Don'T do that why not come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man we could we could have we could have some guys you know tell us what you know sell themselves to y' all and see if see if they're worthy of your accompaniment i didn't know if you wanted to oh yeah i'm down she's down which one is this this alley or kelly it's ally ally i remember you from last week okay ally is interested in finding a good guy that wants to take her out in on a nice date yeah let's do that call in eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four go to the website john clay wolf show on facebook and you'll see a picture of ally and you'll know who you're.

[JD Ryan]

Talking to ali is on the left.

[Bobbo]

In the picture see what kind of.

[JD Ryan]

Guy i'm sorry i'm sorry ali's on the yeah right white tank top white white tank top ally's white tank eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio and i'll officiate this this of course you know.

[JD Ryan]

So guys need to call up like they're with their best line or maybe a question or tell a little bit about themselves where they work what what they drive specifically lamborghinis just whatever just be real we just had the lamborghini.

[John Clay Wolf]

The lamborghini guy he's gonna but yeah eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four we'll do it remember that stupid thing on stern back in the day called dial a date that's what they used to do way back that's what that and then the dating game on tv same thing well we'll so how.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Old are you twenty two well let's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go with allie since since allie was the one that stuck her hand all right you're twenty two and ally.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Where are you from fort worth texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort worth texas born and reared i mean did you go to high school here yep which one i went to birdville birdville so haldem city girl northwestern hill same thing same thing and do you like white guys black guy black.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

White latino or other no discrimination over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here none even what about dj prek.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

He'S both that'll work that's how it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Works do you speak pre k language what would y' all call it bronomics oh gosh are you are you a hip hop girl is what i'm asking are you classic what give me your three top bands that you listen to.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Right now i like rap hip hop i mean really like all music but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay i mean so no country no.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

I like i like texas country i don't like like really old time country but i like you know dancing country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a two step girl do you go to billy bob's and get.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Your scoot on when i'm not at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Work yeah okay and do you think it's okay for me to let my fifteen year old daughter go to one of those hip hop concerts because i don't yeah why not fifteen it's not.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Just a big oh maybe okay no she can't even drive yet so she.

[John Clay Wolf]

Said no ally from fast pitch oh i forgot just like not just she gave me some names i didn't know so you know it's some deep hard ass rap stuff these little white private school girls listen to that they act like they're not right i'm so innocent dad all the kids are listening can i go to the you know schlooky smokey in the what in the headsbangers i'm like no you don't even know who they are i said send me a video of one of their concerts and i'll tell you quickly and she can't come up she can't come up with a video that answers all the questions that i had i'm gonna bid this real quick trent a nineteen gmc is it a dually.

[Caller/Listener]

No single wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three thousand five hundred long bad or.

[Caller/Listener]

Short the regular short okay and but.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S it's a one time it's like a three quarter but it's a one.

[Caller/Listener]

Ton yeah it's just like a three quarter yeah just like a three quarter you see every single day but it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

A one leather roof nav what color pearl white fifteen zero zero zero miles nineteen about a seventeen for forty two does fifty three zero zero zero sound right fifty four fifty five.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah maybe a little upwards of fifty five i mean it's you know it's got good tires it's got a factory installed leveling kit for the curb appeal is really really good on it okay go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven dot com let me see some pictures of it and i'll work at it off off there i'm bidding it like a three quarter ton because i don't know the difference normally the single wheel one tons do not bring as much as the three quarter tons which sounds silly but the reality is is the desirability is lower because there's less application a lot of the guys that want the the one ton ride want to do like but let me look at it let me work out go to givemetheven dot com and load it up where do you live houston houston texas h town cool thank you eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio and dj it's your job to screen these guys out and make sure that we have quality people i'm trusting you on this jlo is probably questionable jlo is this jennifer lopez jlo you there no not.

[Caller/Listener]

Jennifer lopez it's just my name's jello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jello jello okay jello tell us tell us why you think you're the man for ally.

[Caller/Listener]

I just called and i thought it would be fun okay what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you do for a living i just go to school okay so you're.

[Caller/Listener]

Broke i go to college are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broke what do you drive what do you drive.

[Caller/Listener]

Mercedes you okay what year.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles.

[Caller/Listener]

Two thousand eight with.

[John Clay Wolf]

One hundred eighty that's pretty good miles what's your credit score jello hey man.

[Caller/Listener]

I can't tell you that well i'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'M acting like the dad here you know i'm the house mom i gotta i gotta screen this deal out i'm not gonna let ally just run off with somebody named jello that goes to.

[Caller/Listener]

College i'm just i'm just i'm just calling for fun bro all right well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'M gonna hang up for fun bye eight hundred eight hundred seven thousand two hundred thirty four eight hundred eight hundred radio wasn't that fun we'll be right.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Back poor jelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah it's live it's all we do man everything here is live.

[Bobbo]

I need yeah walk a mile with me oh darling darling darling got the love i need got so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

So much then the big drums.

[JD Ryan]

Many.

[John Clay Wolf]

Times i'm kissing many times i beyond the open door all right ned good morning thank you john that's fun so this is an interesting thing ned's an old friend of mine ned barlow from all saints school good friend of my sisters growing up and he came i ran into him at lunch the other day and i'm like hey he's a badass guitar player and he's like come see me next saturday night at the blah blah blah okay i'm playing with my band oh boy and so the wife and i load up and we go out there last saturday night and good time yeah it was awesome and then his band started yeah and there's no not my band i want to make that perfectly clear i think it was perfectly clear last saturday it was made perfectly clear because this band started and there was no ned there was no ned in the band so i texted him and i was like hey man did you get fired or something and he wrote back yes wow so you got fired before the big gig well kind of sort of maybe i was actually on double secret probation and did you know it well it was secret oh no of course i didn't know it's double secret but my brother and i pulled up and you know saw old good old ed lang saw good old billy jones and they said well maybe next time there ned and i said well maybe not so okay i'll go home and watch game of thrones maybe next time why did they cut you you're gonna ask have to ask the band leader about that who's the band leader a gentleman by last name of keith is what i understand and he he's the lead guy it's gordon keith's brother from the ticket okay yes no secrets here at go wolf no no no no yeah it is indeed scott keith and he is it's his band and they they started as a three piece and i think they're better off that way is what it.

[Caller/Listener]

Sounds like.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they clipped you what was the reasoning i want to know well i guess the short version is this had a busy week last week with you know lots of goings on and was late to band practice and they were trying to do a song that i don't think i was i was reading his mind right or something like that anyway he kind of barked at me and i said yeah that's enough barking for the day so i'll just go ahead and go get me a whiskey that's not true little tension.

[JD Ryan]

In the band little eagles moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit anyway so i'm happy actually john i'm happily fired from yet another band so now i can concentrate on coming to your wonderful show i mean should we put a shout out i mean if if if are you do you want a new gig do you yeah is this like a motley crue moment where where there's the ad in the paper absolutely and i'd love to get old chris shipman and bob warren out there to play with me there we have a band called the bradford pair and we we play about one show a year so pretty busy yeah all right so if if you're a band looking for a new guitar player ned is available you can go to jobs givemetheven dot com already there we'll get y' all hooked up back to ally in cali in dalley are y' all here they're here bring them back.

[Bobbo]

Up they're lounging on the veranda we're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matching guitars players with bands we're matching love lives we're doing everything here we're doing so much we don't have much time for cars because we're screwing around so much so if you need a bit on your car go to givemetheven dot com or text bid now to eight eight eight one one one it is a memorial day weekend so we're a little looser than normal little coming out of format a bit so what so allie you there yes you got to get in that mic i got to eat that mic you got to get your lips around the end of that mic got it okay we have we have a guy here matt you're on line nine are you there i'm here so why are you calling what's your deal i see matt needs a date he's a new homeowner disease free and four hundred twenty friendly wow.

[Caller/Listener]

Been.

[JD Ryan]

On a dating site.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt is this.

[Caller/Listener]

All accurate this is accurate yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay you sound familiar yeah matt this.

[Caller/Listener]

Voice yes sir i'm on team six matt over here in buyer's room number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three our matt he's over in buyer room number three r matt hey so matt the buyer that that deals with our customers and buys cars from our customers is screwing around on the radio show trying to get a date.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh yeah for sure i thought you'd hook me up boss nice for you to tell your boss connections you know hook.

[John Clay Wolf]

It up yeah what we need to do matt is you need to put the phone down and you need to get back to work we have a ton of cars that need to get bought you need to quit screwing around thank you four hundred twenty friendly thanks for telling me bryce and montgomery you're calling for ally yes sir okay did you look at her picture on the john cliff clay wolf show facebook page.

[Caller/Listener]

I did you said she's the one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Left the one on the white tank.

[JD Ryan]

Top white tank top is alley yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay okay so let me hit you with a few questions how old are you twenty seven twenty seven and what do you do for a living i'm.

[Caller/Listener]

A welder slash mechanic so allie this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guy will be gone a lot if he's a welder do you do any oil field work.

[Caller/Listener]

No no i don't travel i weld at a shop okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'S your credit score.

[Caller/Listener]

Six hundred and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eighty six and how much is your gross gross income on twenty eighteen tax return fifty eight fifty eight thousand okay so you can be marine corps oh he's a marine prop probably in in.

[Caller/Listener]

Shape got out in december are you fit yes okay i'd like to think.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he likes to ally i i've screened this as well as i can it's up to you a little bit if you want to ask some questions.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Would you consider yourself cute get in that mic would you consider yourself cute this is this is the best friend so yeah i'm in charge i gotta.

[John Clay Wolf]

Approve okay but he's in houston large.

[Caller/Listener]

And in charge small and in charge.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Okay so what do you do again welder slash nice okay and are you gonna come to the two year anniversary and come meet me.

[Caller/Listener]

When is that.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

It is gonna be on june first we're gonna have all of our girls there so bring your friends also.

[John Clay Wolf]

June.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

First wild pitch fort worth in fort.

[John Clay Wolf]

Worth so you're gonna have to drive bryce you got a four hour drive for this date but it's worth it it might be worth it on my truck so all right thanks we've got tom in oklahoma tom are you willing to drive today to beautiful he's from oklahoma tom do you have are you willing to drive for for love.

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay what is your age.

[Caller/Listener]

I'M thirty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thirty sounds a little older than thirty than me tommy maybe like thirty three or thirty seven but a smoke forty two no no thirty okay thirty thirty what do you drive.

[Caller/Listener]

I drive a ford explorer what year fifteen yeah i.

[JD Ryan]

Feel like i'm in a bar in dallas all of a sudden only twenty.

[Caller/Listener]

Three thousand miles not like these other sobs in oklahoma still still a ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guy though no offense but he's from oklahoma ally do you have questions but.

[Caller/Listener]

I'Ve got a job and i can breathe through my ears this is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is good.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Okay are you gonna come to wild pitch also are you driving.

[Caller/Listener]

Sure i'll come on down yay.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

All right well i'll see you on saturday the first but allie that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S such a tease i mean you're gonna send this guy all the way from oklahoma and you haven't promised him anything i mean ah yeah come on see me in a crowded place and drive from oklahoma here's what's gonna happen this guy's gonna come find me and be like sitting on my lap because you're so busy and i'm gonna have to babysit his ass listen you said.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

You'Re the dad like here right right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Protect your girls i mean i mean if you're serious about loving tom let's let's get down to some nuts and bolts let's ask some questions i mean tom who do you pray to do you pray to buddha do you pray to jesus and what what religion are you what what sect of christianity are you we got to think about we got to think about kids we got to think about blood types there's a.

[JD Ryan]

Future here.

[Caller/Listener]

Tom i pray to jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

You pray to jesus okay ally i like that satan are you cool with all this i mean do you want to try do do you know what you say i i'll tell you john.

[Bobbo]

I i'm not sure if it's just the best idea to trot these young ladies out in front of your audience you know your audience right right i mean your audience you know they're they worship that guy the world's biggest son of a yeah you know i mean this is a natty light drinking crowd not there's anything wrong with it we all love it but look at look.

[Caller/Listener]

At these young ladies you lost a fiddle contest to a hillbilly.

[John Clay Wolf]

He knows.

[JD Ryan]

You i lost the what fiddle contest.

[Caller/Listener]

Fiddle contest hillbilly so so from georgia.

[Bobbo]

Oh the golden fiddle thing yeah i remember my first beer tom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan will you take us out we've got to go to break remember if you want to bid on your coffee car bid go to put in bid now to eight hundred and eighty eight text bid now to eight eight eight one one one eight eight eight one one one bid now or just go to givemetheven dot com and we'll be back with.

[Bobbo]

More john clay wolf after this don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go away your soul may depend on it real quick stream us at john claywolf dot com because we're gonna lose a couple stations right.

[JD Ryan]

Is on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn.

[JD Ryan]

It up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob you gonna sing this.

[Caller/Listener]

One okay.

[Bobbo]

Big wheels that keep on turning sarah me home see my kin singing songs about the southland i miss our band and once again i think this end is.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right ned you may have found your singer right there well i hope so is he gonna fire me too i don't know i don't know what's it bad fired y' all ought to start gigging i'm down he's got a guitar right now that's nicely tuned up so baba why don't you grab yours and let's do another man it's memorial day weekend we can do whatever the hell we want let.

[Bobbo]

The guitar man be the guitar no.

[John Clay Wolf]

No i'm talking about y' all doing something in unison well we so we.

[Bobbo]

Might then we're no vocals and no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean you can't sing and dance.

[Bobbo]

At the same time yeah but the mic's pointed i know but but it'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pick up it'll be fine you watch watch let me while i'm working on this hey john yep john.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes what.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got.

[Caller/Listener]

Can you hear me well i'm not selling anything i was just i was just speaking with dj freek a moment ago i called him because i listen to joe as i do every weekend so big shout out you guys do great thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep going.

[Caller/Listener]

Nobody could just call it the guys that had called in that were looking for a date but weren't really bringing a lot to the table but there was a detail that they missed early on in the show you had asked the ladies what percentage or what was the chance of a guy hitting on them at work what was the chance or opportunity they had to actually go out on a date and they said zero however when these guys are calling in and you know presenting themselves the girls are asking and meet them at the workplace so i'm just kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Curious if that's and i i kind of picked up on that too ali i mean it mean you know we need to be a little more clear okay so yeah hang on let ali talk hang on everybody be quiet go.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Ahead okay so to be clear we said that a lot of people do hit on us the amount that we get hit on is not zero the amount that we choose to go out with is zero and the reason that i asked for people to come meet me at my work is because that's where i'll be and the first time meeting i mean you're calling on a show you can at least come meet me in person this is this is.

[John Clay Wolf]

A very valid point very good point very good point for a good look at twenty two year old blonde she i mean i mean what kind of grades did you make out what was your gpa on the way out of high school it was strong wasn't it.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Three point two yeah okay she's used.

[JD Ryan]

To talking to smart other guys too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah come on let's hang on chance in vegas you there yeah zero six ram three quarter ton laramie one hundred seventy five zero zero zero miles mega cab leather roof and nav big miles but good truck and it's a it's a five point nine liter in that year model average rough or clean.

[Caller/Listener]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay does twelve grand buy it gotta.

[Caller/Listener]

Live oh it's lifted twelve no okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what size.

[Caller/Listener]

Thirty five it's got exhaust system aftermarket turbos tow kit marker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lights it's all geeked out but it's been deleted hasn't it but no it never was deleted because in that year in that year they didn't have emissions that's right exactly before obama got a hold of it yeah what does fifteen grand buy it it's got one hundred seventy six thousand miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah the last offer i got was eighteen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven dot com and load it up let me see the pictures it's all about how nice it is i mean you said average and that pulled me back a little bit let me see the pictures and i'll tell you i'd love to buy it i love these things we can go to gunjoy though zach las vegas.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep i'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here what are you saying.

[Caller/Listener]

I heard that you bought all those taxis during vacant i know where you can sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Them where.

[Caller/Listener]

So my father allowed me we go to this gun range down in boulder city yeah and they have a fifty cal that you can shoot at a bunch of taxes with now.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S not a bad idea all right what are you doing vegas zach.

[Caller/Listener]

I work in the call center at the boulevard mall gotcha i just work there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now are you listening to us on the mountain what radio station you listening to us on awesome thanks for calling in eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio jeremy calling for ally sell me get past the first level what you got use some personality.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey i'm jeremy i'm thirty years old i'm the director of marketing for an auto parts distributor and looking to see to meet somebody guy's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got a real job he can speak english he can speak english clearly two things he's already he's doing well al do you have some questions who do.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

You praise.

[Caller/Listener]

Who do i praise yeah.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

We gotta get deeper questions over here.

[JD Ryan]

The answer is you.

[Bobbo]

That'D be a.

[Caller/Listener]

Good answer i praise those that feed.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Me okay what are you doing right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Caller/Listener]

I'M about to get coffee at.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

A starbucks oh i love starbucks what do you order i get the starbucks on ice which is like double shots.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of espresso jeremy can you hang with these girls how old are you.

[Caller/Listener]

Thirty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thirty i mean what's your party in like from zero to on a scale of one to ten what's your what what's your party factor are you a five or you seven.

[Caller/Listener]

Been trying to tone it down a little bit but if i get a few drinks in me i can go i can go.

[John Clay Wolf]

All night okay allie man said he can go all night i am the.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Same way and it's all about the group of people you're with too if the vibe's good it's gonna last all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Night where jeremy where do you live.

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely i live downtown houston okay did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see the picture of allie on facebook page john clay wolf show facebook.

[Caller/Listener]

Page no i have not you will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be impressed my good man you'll be impressed post a photo of yourself and we'll see if we have a contact we'll go from there do you have any closing statements never trust a man.

[JD Ryan]

From houston.

[Caller/Listener]

Jeremy no just wanted to call in and talked to ali a little bit was very interested i mean ali don't mind i would like to know where you would bid on my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car ally do you like fat guys middle of the road dad guts big beefcakes workout like guys that go to muscle shows what's your preference i mean.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

I like the muscly dad bod both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Either one muscly dad boss just like.

[Caller/Listener]

Jd i'm sorry muscly dad bod well.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Either one just it's not the nothing yeah you got to have something on.

[John Clay Wolf]

There okay you got something yeah and and ally what what's your jeremy's thirty you're twenty two where do you chop off the age what's the oldest guy you've ever really dated.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously tell the truth absolutely tell the.

[JD Ryan]

Truth this is honest make it up.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Come on dated yeah okay thirty nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thirty nine forty years old damn high okay and what was there what were the problems that you ran into dating a old guy an old guy he.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Constantly would call me besides his wife yeah no there was no no never that's good no he just it was all it was like an obsession at one point and we hung out it was all cool and then it was like hey babe do you want to go coffee babe where do you want to go today babe babe babe i was like oh my gosh i cannot be called babe anymore well this was on like the week like the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the weekends no and and how did he take was he was he.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Sugar daddy in you no well we went to trips but there was never like we went together y' all went.

[John Clay Wolf]

On trips yeah like where to oh.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

God i really hope he's not listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey al i'll tell you this we're not on in dallas right now okay we're not no dallas chopped off at eleven so he if he's here he's.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Not here we went to vegas we went to colorado getting that much here's.

[JD Ryan]

The good news guys that are obsessive in the beginning normally get better and.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

They let that go it was almost no he was really cool chill at first oh okay yeah so yeah what.

[John Clay Wolf]

About the ex wife there was not.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Any wife no kids no wife i thought i was a great deal and.

[JD Ryan]

Then thirty nine never been married i.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Know i know yeah yeah and then i quickly found out that he had like a bit of anger issues and that was that was probably why so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would it would he get angry when he'd been drinking or when he's sober both my wife says i get mean.

[JD Ryan]

When i drink that's a real person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming out i just i just don't i don't see it i i i think i i think my filter drops that's exactly what happens and i and a lot of stuff that i let ride right nothing's really changed i guess i just let it fly but who doesn't i mean isn't that why we drink that's it ally why do you drink relax yeah have you ever done acid no have you ever been on a a coke bender for five days no do you even smoke grass yeah okay yeah got some no no no no no no it's not legal here in texas that's right but that's why they went to vegas that's why we.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Went to vegas colorado right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you came back from colorado was everybody buzzing you to bring back a stash from the shops yeah right yeah no we flew cool the edibles do you would you rather smoke it or eat.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

It either way honestly the edibles are more of like for your body yeah but the cbd and stuff that all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Works too right the edibles just last too long and you never know when they're gonna hit you or how hard they're gonna hit you yeah it's just bob you you you chewed one up about a month ago yeah you got.

[Bobbo]

A little weird that was an interesting three and a half hours wasn't it.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Yeah and it always tends to hit you after you remember that you took.

[JD Ryan]

It right well they didn't do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

At all how long does it i mean if you if you've eaten a full stomach is it taken it could take like three hours it takes long.

[JD Ryan]

Well yeah it's gonna get past the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Food so you're supposed to take it on empty stomach stomach yes how do.

[JD Ryan]

You know jd because i know i.

[Bobbo]

Was just thinking that man look at.

[JD Ryan]

That shirt drug one hundred and one man you don't it's like food food is an alcohol dam you don't eat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before you drink okay alcohol damn all right stops it so al back to this forty year old guy did he did he offer you a lot of things was he like telling you at the end when he was trying to save the deal and you were trying to shake loose was he was he throwing dreams at you did he cry did he cry no tell me you cried not at all how'd you break.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Up with him okay so it's gonna sound it sounds worse than it actually was okay so we got back and the whole trip was the babe thing like i said and we get back and i just he like i had driven and met him to where we could go to the airport together that way he could drop me off at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Night get in that mic please so.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

I wouldn't wait so he comes and drops me off and that literally the next day i told him that i was just i i wasn't looking to pursue anyone right now and i mean he just said okay oh so he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chopped him after the after spending was it two days four days how long was it four four days and he just babed you to death no it.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Wasn'T like that but i mean you.

[JD Ryan]

Got to know him a little bit better and realized exactly he probably wasn't in your future yes yeah was he.

[John Clay Wolf]

A drug addict no was he an.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Alcoholic no he's a great guy he just wasn't my type okay there you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go well there's ned he's right here he's not a drug addict or an alcoholic he's a great guitar player and hey bob when you and ned come back when we come back from this next break i think you you two guys need to work on a on a duo thing and we'll come back for that in a sec is that okay sure let's do that all right my name is john clay wolf and i buy cars on the radio go to givemetheven dot com if you'd like to sell yours or just text bid now to eight eight eight one one one bid now to eight eight eight one one.

[Bobbo]

Well i woke up this morning looked out that door i can tell my milk cow i can tell.

[JD Ryan]

By the way she lows if you.

[Bobbo]

See my milk cow please drive her.

[John Clay Wolf]

On home.

[Bobbo]

They had no milk and butter since that cow's been gone well i've tried everything baby to get along with you now i'm gonna tell you what i'm gonna do i'm going to stop my crying and leave you alone if you don't think i'm leaving big mama just counting down my go don't need me don't need my help someday but you're going to be wondering where all this world i've gone milk cow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who sang that the great bob wills.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know george straight made a hit out of it did he yeah.

[Bobbo]

And the kinks did it in sixty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five cool not bad for a couple of white guys good morning everyone buy.

[Bobbo]

Your brosetta stone and you learn how.

[John Clay Wolf]

To tear people play that again that's so damn funny brozetta stone that was classic very cool it's pretty guy's idea you gotta go ned sir all right john thanks you'll see you guys next week all right maybe all right have a good week all right see ya the john clay show i'll send you bob's number all right thanks chance in midland yes sir a twelve camaro with seventy seven zero zero zero miles is it an eight cylinder or a six cylinder.

[Caller/Listener]

It is a six cylinder is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It an automatic transmission or a stick shift transmission.

[Caller/Listener]

It is a is a manual or not manual it's an automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay what i lost you you there chance you cut off go to givemetheven dot com and load it up i can't wait for bad cell service alfredo in oklahoma.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah you got me that's good how are you i'm pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks what are your plans this holiday weekend.

[Caller/Listener]

Cooking out grilling and maybe doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some fishing yeah little laking understand little lake yeah we get out of here at four today and then it is game on sixteen chrysler three hundred limited v eight or v six.

[Caller/Listener]

V six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes moonroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Double is it a c or c platinum or a limited or an s.

[Caller/Listener]

It'S a limited anniversary and ninetieth anniversary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay the anniversary edition and it has good miles got twenty two thousand miles what what color again white seventeen thousand.

[Caller/Listener]

That'S that's that's good according to the book i'm i'm a little up tops i'm topsy turvy on it everybody is.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they buy a chrysler sorry christ sorry lee iacocca sorry lee iacocca didn't mean to let that slide but yeah that's the case all right go to givemetheven dot com if you want to load it up or in a quicker path also is text you bid now to what is it eight eight eight.

[JD Ryan]

One eight eight eight one one one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Text bid now bid now eight eight.

[Bobbo]

Eight one one one triple eight triple.

[John Clay Wolf]

One thanks guys eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred radio terry and azel if you'll take that audi and push it into the website at givemetheven dot com i'd appreciate it as well one hundred one hundred ten thousand mile audi zero nine i need to look at the pictures to be more accurate because and there's there's a lot of hey rob just said it rob just said you two guys should play at the party on.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah the big party coming up next saturday june the first from four to six they're going to be partying all day we'll be there four to six at the wild pitch sports bar the ladies have left but the party will still be on next saturday bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you down with any of that hey dj prek oh he wants to.

[Bobbo]

Impress the ladies whatever i'll sit and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pick dj what what what can you what can you bring to the table at the at the at the wild pitch listener party man i don't know.

[Doctor Turley]

Just a whole lot of pimping.

[Bobbo]

Come on over baby whole lot of pimping going on that's all we need from.

[John Clay Wolf]

You man just a whole lot of.

[Bobbo]

Pimping we got the hoes in the.

[Doctor Turley]

Barn a gang of pimping main purse first ass last you feel me play.

[John Clay Wolf]

The rosetta stone clip if y' all gotta hear that again that's just if.

[Bobbo]

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[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

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[Bobbo]

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[Doctor Turley]

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[Bobbo]

Boy call now for your thirty day free trial and no worries cuz at brotta stone we ain't about ganking the play up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a question speaking of lakes and holiday weekend and all that and i've been watching these guys at bushwood that play golf all the.

[JD Ryan]

Time fancy country club is there more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to take a poll from our listeners you guys know is there more weed smoked on lakes or on golf courses there's a less chance of.

[JD Ryan]

Getting caught on a lake cuz you're kind of you can see anybody coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

For i think there's more weed smoked on golf courses than people are ever admitting to i bet well you're out.

[JD Ryan]

There in the middle of nowhere you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of you know three hours yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Three hours with your bros nobody to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Catch you out in the woods yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You kind of see people coming for a long way off yep that's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight hundred eight hundred seven two three four eight hundred eight hundred i've always.

[JD Ryan]

Said that's the perfect golf is the perfect excuse to cheat on anybody because for three hours honey i can't have my cell phone on i'm away from the office nobody can reach me because we're it's playing golf you got to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be quiet three hours is more wheat smoked on lakes or golf courses by men by men just men is all we're talking about okay because i know the answer for women would be lakes i mean the tie ups yeah oh my lord yes bob you've been to.

[Bobbo]

The tie up i know i'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure what that is the big tie up where all the boats tie together.

[Bobbo]

Yeah no no we don't we try to keep where i come from we keep our boats as far away from other boats as we can all the.

[JD Ryan]

Time but you walk boat to boat to boat to boat it's a big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Puff cloud huge right yeah dj do you ever do the tie up nah.

[Doctor Turley]

Man you know i i ain't never been that ball into you know getting to the boat gang but i have i know hoes love boats i i.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have it's true and i have a friend that has a big boat on louisville called c cup get it yeah right right and i had a hook you up with him pre k i mean like in the middle of the tie up he's the center because he's the largest boat and i think that you would it would be your you'll.

[JD Ryan]

Come back a changed man yeah and.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have these huge mats that they put off the swim platform that they like make a swimming pool out of it it's ridiculous how how far this boat tie up thing party deal has.

[JD Ryan]

Gone it goes all weekend all weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

There'S more cloud bob would you think more weed is smoked on lakes or golf courses i would i would say neither houston you know tell me eight hundred austin damn sure knows most most.

[Bobbo]

You know good grass is smoked at live concerts in the summertime nobody say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything about good grass just grass oh.

[Bobbo]

Okay just just grass period well yeah whatever okay you know i don't know you don't know no because i mean that would that would knock me out of both categories do you ever play golf hell no i've never played i've never driven a ball you've never hit a golf ball no loan me your six iron i'll do it i don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have a golf club set but i know where to get one and we could go do that that'd be that.

[Bobbo]

Would be i think that'd be awesome every time i see tin cup i'm like why don't you drive a ball.

[JD Ryan]

I'Ll play i'll play with you all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right i need to do something let's.

[Bobbo]

Do it and we'll smoke some grass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to do something besides just you know working all the time have you seen howard stern's new book i've.

[Bobbo]

Seen it on stands have you noticed.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S going around apologizing for his career.

[Bobbo]

Yes i've seen him everywhere and he won't answer me did you did you use that contact info i gave you.

[JD Ryan]

Signal gone how's he apologizing for his.

[Bobbo]

Career well like robin williams did a show a few years ago and he said robin came in and howard you know is a great admirer of his slapstick his frenetic you know crazy energetic comedy and so howard did that with him and when he was gone he seemed like robin seemed disappointed because most of his guests come in and they go deep and they tell him things that they never told anybody in public and he thought that maybe afterwards he got the vibe that robin wanted to do that kind of interview and howard hadn't done that he had gone slapstick crazy on him and it was not long after that he you know he killed himself he never got a chance to say you know i'm sorry about that first interview let's do it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who killed himself robin williams oh and she thinks howard killed him no no.

[Bobbo]

No howard howard just revealed he never.

[JD Ryan]

Got the chance to apologize you know.

[Bobbo]

He when he interviewed him he just did the crazy comedy thing and afterwards he got the impression that robin had wanted to talk about see a guy.

[JD Ryan]

Like howard stern has has producers that talk to the guest before normally you say hey what do you want to talk about this time hey you know i'd like to go deep this time you know you'd think that would be.

[Bobbo]

You would think but you know baba.

[JD Ryan]

Booie i mean yeah he is the.

[Bobbo]

Producer you get the you know in in a in a democratic society you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get the producer you deserve producer sean i'm getting text messages that were dead have you heard the same thing are we all fear now we're back on what happened you know just had some neck congestion and so you got a cold no network congestion internets yes wow.

[JD Ryan]

Okay net congestion really i thought we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had a dedicated i thought we had.

[Bobbo]

A dedicated feed we do we've got a second dedicated fee like an alternate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thing yeah we do i don't know the reason why it doesn't dropped but i will certainly investigate it i appreciate it all right yeah but stern going around apologizing to everybody for his career and how he feels bad have you.

[JD Ryan]

Read the book is that what it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

About i have not read the book.

[JD Ryan]

I heard him talking about it it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

A book of his interviews he is.

[Bobbo]

Talking that way a lot though that i've seen him on on colbert and.

[John Clay Wolf]

On.

[Bobbo]

Cbs sunday morning last week was.

[John Clay Wolf]

He really apologized to the ladies yeah she's like i was really offended and he was like i'm so sorry i mean he's like gone i guess i guess he's trying to make good with everyone before he retires he wasn't that.

[Bobbo]

Way on cbs sunday morning but he did tell the robin williams story yeah last week when i saw him and he's he's doing quite a bit of press i'm i'm hoping that we're somewhere on the tail end i got to.

[JD Ryan]

Interview him one time a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ago what did he have to say.

[JD Ryan]

That'S kind of when he was early and he was still he real cutting edge and the fcc was all over his ass so the guy was interviewing him him with was his best buddy and i was kind of like how are you ever thinking about just maybe not pissing people off and shutting up and he goes jd you're a real smart ass aren't you that was the end of the interview.

[Bobbo]

I think he's probably a nice guy i think he's probably a very good guy then we you know and we you and i jd have been through some of the same trench situations environments that he has you know howard stern it's true what they say he he has gotten fired all the way to the top right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know yeah i wonder what that.

[JD Ryan]

Guy'S worth oh my lord you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

To find out yeah look it up celebrity net worth i'm gonna guess one hundred fifty million the guys had to play a lot of taxes it's got to be one hundred fifty million i've.

[JD Ryan]

Been two hundred fourteen six hundred fifty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Million dollars wow that's with the hair i was off just a little and he's a radio guy radio guy six hundred fifty million dollars sounds like rush.

[JD Ryan]

Limbaugh it's a different world i think.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S the second highest yeah that's right he's the second highest net worth broadcast personality to oprah oprah's number one that sounds about right jeff and austin what you got yeah jeff and austin what's up man hey hey how are you.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir good man hey i'm the dude that was requesting the t shirt signed for my kid for his birthday man i was wondering if you guys can make it happen for me absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Autographs from the whole crew absolutely just grab one off the website under merch and i put in the notes there yeah have everybody sign it we'll get it to you okay awesome see pre.

[Caller/Listener]

K was gonna handle it but i figured you know what he can't even pimp his cash so i don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean i'm with you he i mean look at what he's done we raised fifteen hundred dollars for him to pimp his own car and he's too sorry to even get that done i know man you know i think we need to give the money back and.

[JD Ryan]

It shit's a shame funny you bring that up that all that money is almost all of it's gone now because of administration costs.

[Doctor Turley]

Yes please help me.

[Caller/Listener]

Ball thanks i'll go ahead and order that shirt and i'll put the notes in there and you guys keep doing what you're doing man appreciate everything thank.

[JD Ryan]

You sir bring it out you can bring it out to our listener party by the time i realize we're not on in dallas fort worth anymore but people streaming the show they're not gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want them to drive that.

[JD Ryan]

Far well then maybe they're listening to the stream or they're listening to the podcast okay it's in fort worth it's gonna be saturday june first from four to six at wild pitch sports bar in fort fort worth right of priner lovely ladies that were here in the studio we'll be there it's gonna be a good time bring your shirts hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see jd news mom cusses out her daughter's eighth grade class yeah this.

[JD Ryan]

Is kind of a a fun story christian tinsley is a mom who says and this will be some audio sean called mommy dearest okay a mom who says her daughter has been the subject of vicious verbal abuse by some of the boys in school and you did with get you upset if your daughter came home and said hey there's some boys giving me you know some stuff at work at school she walked into the eighth grade class in orange county california and demanded students stop harassing her thirteen year old daughter no you know we don't have it okay so mommy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dearest hey y' all quit that it's.

[Bobbo]

A great idea no she she actually she was pretty off the hook and.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody happened to be recording it so just happened to be rolling his we.

[Bobbo]

Have audio it's just we just gotta.

[John Clay Wolf]

Find it well the thing charlie's at the bar mitzvah and he knows where he hit everything go to arnold schwarzenegger.

[Bobbo]

You know and you know turley right turley jokety joke turley if we don't.

[JD Ryan]

Have that one we're not gonna have.

[Bobbo]

The other one i swear i think sometimes that he does this to sean on purpose carly's mom that says mommy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear what's carly's mom play that carly.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

So sad i don't really want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell you about it you know what.

[Bobbo]

This is we're her for now pat hey carly why don't we go over.

[John Clay Wolf]

There and have a chat for a second what does for now paris mean.

[Ally (Wild Pitch Sports Bar employee)]

Carly'S mommy's been having a hard time so we are her foster parents or her for now parents when will carly's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mommy be back we don't know for sure when that will be but what we do know is carly belongs here for now we want her here with.

[Bobbo]

Us okay sesame street introduced a new muppet her name is carly and she's a foster child a okay yeah that's cute now there were scenes from that same episode that had carly's mom in them that they cut from the show they didn't they didn't broadcast okay and we were going to display those for our friends maybe we should save it till next week so turley can set.

[JD Ryan]

It up maybe so we'll do that.

[Bobbo]

Next week hi everybody it's carly's mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lose chains what about cast of loose change game of thrones does vanilla ice.

[Bobbo]

Oh that's great do you have that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sean okay just play it all right stop collaborating listen.

[Doctor Turley]

Something grabs a hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of me time to explode like a harpoon nightly will it ever stop y'.

[JD Ryan]

All i don't know turn out the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lights and i'll go to the extreme i rock a mic like a vendor.

[Bobbo]

Light up a stage jump like a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Candle dance.

[Caller/Listener]

When i hear a don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Melody anything less than the best is.

[Bobbo]

A felony love it leave it you better wait you better play and if.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a problem yo i'll solve.

[Bobbo]

It jack hold the hook while magic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Revolves it ice ice baby ice ice baby now the party is jumping.

[JD Ryan]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

Point no bacon seems like a pout.

[JD Ryan]

Of bake i'm burning them they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quick i go crazy when i hat.

[Bobbo]

With a suitcut ten five i'm on.

[John Clay Wolf]

A roll time to go solo rolling in my five point zero with my black drop down my hair can blow girls on standby did you stop no i'm just kept on to the next stop bus to the left now i'm headed to the next lock that laugh's.

[Caller/Listener]

Dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

That took a lot of editing.

[JD Ryan]

A lot yeah oh my god i.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heard the game of the thrones season ender or the finale was just a trash terrible everybody hated it that's what.

[Bobbo]

They'Re saying yeah listen i've only seen like three episodes from the first season seven years ago or whatever i've never kept up with it don't watch it but yeah they say didn't like it there's a story with meghan mccain on the view this week have you got.

[John Clay Wolf]

That one sean we got ten we had six seconds left let's get when we flip back my name is john clay wolf i buy cars on the radio and we will be here for another fifteen minutes and then we're going to get off to our memorial all day plans be right back and now we return to the john clay wolf show presented by givemetheven dot com hit him up now eight hundred eight hundred radio eight hundred eight hundred radio now john clay wolf a child arrived just the other day good lord harry chapin mellow yellow what are you gonna do sing we ought to have you sing on and on your stephen bishop song at the end of this segment we're just gonna be all mellow is everybody.

[Bobbo]

Stoned or something your daughter tabitha actually picked this song oh yeah and it's a good song and it's kind of fitting i had a i guess a grand nephew born this week yeah justin lynn gray my nephew's new son there you go yeah so it kind of fits absolutely in a private way what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you saying and good morning everyone who just tuned in my name is john clay wolf we do a little radio show on saturdays for those of y' all have been living in a tree from coast to coast jd ryan is on my right and doctor bob o' brown is on directly across from me and dj pre k the white black latino or other maestro speaking of did we hit that today dj i.

[Doctor Turley]

Don'T think we have man we got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some time yeah we got some time.

[Doctor Turley]

All right for sure let me let me pull this thing on up yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this get cocked with it and i want to hear this snl bit bob you want to set it up.

[Bobbo]

There'S a crazy deal snl has had a pretty good season but i think still to me weekend update is my favorite you know segment of the show okay for their final episode of the season michael che and colin jost wrote each other news headlines to read without having seen them before and there's pretty especially the ones that michael che wrote for colin joe some of them are pretty pretty close to that edge yeah so we're making each other read jokes.

[Caller/Listener]

Live on air that the other person has never seen before yeah why why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T you go first okay yeah a student in texas who is the nicknamed.

[Caller/Listener]

White lightning set a high school record.

[John Clay Wolf]

By running the one hundred meter dash.

[Caller/Listener]

In nine point nine eight seconds coincidentally.

[John Clay Wolf]

People call me white lightning because i also finish an under ten seconds doctors.

[Bobbo]

In iowa have confirmed a dog disease that can be passed on to humans fine i'll wear a condom a new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Report finds that as people move into formerly wild areas of africa human activity is disrupting chimpanzee culture incidentally chimpanzee culture is also what my grandpa calls hip hop why i wouldn't have said that.

[Bobbo]

He wrote that for you at a.

[Caller/Listener]

Vatican summit by promising the catholic church would confront the clergy sex abuse head.

[John Clay Wolf]

On instead of their usual way face.

[Caller/Listener]

Down ass up.

[John Clay Wolf]

A substitute teacher in north carolina has resigned after she reportedly told a class of elementary students that martin luther king junior killed himself in her defense he is the one who decided to keep running his mouth why.

[Bobbo]

Whoa you're gonna get me murdered you're gonna get me murdered damn y' all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are gonna get me in trouble but i'm glad it aired on national broadcast.

[Bobbo]

Network television that's edgy stuff but they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

So good gene good morning you're on.

[Caller/Listener]

The air hey john how are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doing good what you got where are.

[Caller/Listener]

You from i just colleen texas all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right what's on your mind so i.

[Caller/Listener]

Just well i just wanted to say thank you for making the purchase of my vehicle very easy oh cool we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bought your car what kind of what was.

[Caller/Listener]

Was a two thousand five gmc burnt orange canyon ut orange down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

By killeen huh huh huh how many miles.

[Caller/Listener]

She had one hundred seventy eight thousand little over that well sounds like.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a good life out of it i'm glad that so the deal went down just as advertised i assume that's what we oh yeah it's people don't believe it it sounds too good to be true that we can do this so quick and make it happen like that but you know we work.

[Caller/Listener]

Hard at it it's well it it goes off just as easy as you say it does so i was pleased and you know i didn't have to worry about getting the run around from people around here and stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure and the check cleared right.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes it is good good good good we had another one clear another check cleared we bought twenty three hundred cars this month cleared all clear thank you gene thanks for calling in oh that's funny dj real quick black white latino.

[Doctor Turley]

Or other for show for show all right let's get into it all right i'm gonna read a little news story y' all just guess the ethnicity get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up in that mic dog get up in that mic all right all right.

[Doctor Turley]

Y' all ever seen those little plastic dolls you know the gag toys that you pull their pants down and they like squirt water out you know just some obnoxious stuff that they sell at spencer's or something but our lady today got a little taste of the r kelly doll and claimed she had been sexually assaulted by this piece of plastic our victim was at a japanese steakhouse in tennessee when the chef busted out the toy and started you know squirting people with it once it got to our poor poor victim she let out a big old screech and got pretty pissed off or on you know whatever then she called the police like a damn snitch when cops got there she said he pulled his little shorts down and it had a wanger and it squirted me right in the face and when police pointed out there wasn't actually any kind of genitalia on the doll she said you know it didn't really have a wiener but you get the point and the chef said it's a regular part of the routine kids love it and police said man we ain't charging nobody with a damn crime for that white but the chef said they would start axing before they squirting now what y' all think man white black.

[JD Ryan]

Latino white couldn't be anything but white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob i think it's latina what you got dj.

[Doctor Turley]

Bob o you know man isabella lorenzo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab that ax bud we're done man it's memorial day weekend we're gonna be in the buyer's office for four more hours till four o' clock buying cars downstairs in the buyer's room and we had a request from a listener for bobbo to sing an old song that he hadn't sang on this show and gosh i don't know how long we got fifty seconds left so maybe it'll keep on the stream for a minute and we'll see you guys next saturday morning same time same place you ready bob i'd have hit it.

[Bobbo]

Down in jamaica they got lots of pre women steal your money then they break your heart lonesome sue she's in love with old sam taken from the fry to the frying pan on and on he just keeps on trying and he smiles when it feels like crying on and on on and on on and on poor little juniors taking walks in the moonlight and soft always woman kiss another man so he takes a ladder steals some stars from the sky puts on sinatra and stars to cry on and on it just keeps on crying and it smiles when it feels like dying on and on on and on on on and on on and on on and on on and on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just thought about something bob on.

[Bobbo]

And on on and on on and on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So klos pds if y' all just listen to that that's a full show and that's what you can expect in southern california starting as soon as you turn it on and on we'll be back next saturday thank you.