#201 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.01.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #201 (06.01.19)

OVERVIEW

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show brings listeners the usual wild blend of car talk, auctions, sports, pop culture, and off-beat banter among the crew: John Clay Wolfe, Bobbo, J.D. Ryan, Turley, DJ Pre K, and a rotating crew of characters. The show leans into listener engagement, promoting an upcoming listener party and car show, while riffing on everything from dealership mishaps to music, local news, and behind-the-scenes radio stories. Bawdy humor, live call-ins, and rapid-fire banter define the tone.

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MAIN THEMES & SEGMENTS

1. Cars, Auctions & “Things Left Behind”

• Car Buying/Auction Tales: John and the crew discuss recent finds at car auctions (notably Mannheim, PA) and highlight unusual items left behind in cars purchased through GiveMeTheVIN.com.

• Featured Story: The Man in the Trunk

  • 06:34 – Police discover a wanted man hiding in the trunk of a Dodge Hellcat sent to auction. Crew speculates why someone might be there, from crime to hangover misadventures.
    • J.D. (06:54): “He was awake. And he ended up going to jail, of course, to await extradition.”
    • John (08:01): “I started out thinking this was just some drunk sleeping in a trunk. Or maybe some weirdo prostitution ring…”
  • Paulie (auction contact) later joins to clarify the story's details and how the man was actually transported while asleep and discovered upon unloading.
    • Paulie (24:40): “He got a good little bus ride… cheaper than a bus ticket.”

• Rust Nightmares and Auction Lingo:

  • Crew discusses the challenges of dealing with rusted vehicles, especially from the Northeastern US.
    • John (27:22): “It’s weird how rust decides where to go—like Pac Man took a bite.”

• High-Dollar Car Blips:

  • 31:13 – Paulie describes the premier auction vehicle: a rare Land Rover Defender selling for $57k.
  • 92:00 – Live negotiation for a 2012 McLaren MP4-12C, culminating in John agreeing to buy it for $88,000 at the listener party.

2. Listener Engagement & Parties

• Listener Party and Car Show Promotion:
  • Throughout – The show hypes an off-air event at Wild Pitch Sports Bar (“bring your heavy cars and thick women!”), set for later the same day.
  • J.D. (64:16): “Good looking gals and heavy cars. Heavy boobs and heavy cars.”
  • Encourages car owners to bring out “heavy metal” (sports/luxury cars) for the event.
• Live Car Bids On-Air:
  • Listeners call in with their vehicles, negotiate live for instant offers.

3. Radio Culture, Banter, and Crew Dynamics

• On-Air Teasing & Crew Flare-Ups:

  • Repeated ribbing between John, J.D., and Bobbo. J.D. updates his will live, leading to much mockery about “who gets the radio money.”
  • Heated exchanges about drinking and “preparation” for the show:
    • J.D. (126:40): “Maybe when you come in here hungover and drunk, it’s time for you to take a look in the mirror, man.”
    • The banter escalates, culminating in J.D. faux-quitting and demanding to work from home for only two hours per show.

• DJ Pre K Showcases:

  • Explains his side hustle as both show intern and local rapper. He discusses the hurdles of getting his 1990 Cadillac repaired and his approach to performance gigs:
    • DJ Pre K (37:04): “Like you said, I’m a big star, man. They’re gonna have to cut that check.”
  • Brozetta Stone bit: A parody “language learning” ad so listeners can “speak hip-hop.”

4. Pop Culture & News Bits

• Politics & Celebrity:

  • 21:19 – John Voight’s effusive Trump praise prompts debate about celebrity endorsements and the divisiveness of current politics.
    • Voight (via clip, 21:19): “President Trump is the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln.”

• Listener Call-Ins with Quirky Stories:

  • Example: A dog rescue owner plugs their nonprofit before quickly being called out for “plugola.”
  • Recurring story of Randy the Chipmunk and Tanya, his girlfriend, a chipmunk cut in half by a movie theater door.

• Sports Banter:

  • John preps for a guest spot on a Houston sports radio show, demonstrating his shaky knowledge of current sports.

• Music & Rock Nostalgia:

  • References to memorable concert experiences, band rivalries, Van Halen, Freddie Mercury (“Freddie was sporty…”), and a preview of “Stinky Pinky.”
  • Frequent musical interludes and a live rehearsal for “Stinky Pinky”: a band formed by Bobbo and Ned, with comedic, blue-tinged lyrics.

5. Behind the Scenes & Auction Insights

• Technical Glitches:

  • As always, the show bravely broadcasts through computer crashes, missing audio clips, and on-air misfires.

• Auction Audio & Buyer’s Pitfalls:

  • Calls for better auction “color” via recorded in-lane clips; John’s obsession with gamifying the car-selling process.

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MEMORABLE QUOTES & TIMESTAMPS

• 00:45 (John, feigning indignance as he’s called out for tardiness):
  “After 13 years, trying to figure this deal out. Good morning, everybody. But maybe the inexperience is you...”

• 07:14 (John channeling The Hangover):
  “You remember when the Chinaman flew out of the Mercedes?”

• 12:57 (On the end of the Audi TT):
  “This week they announced that Audi discontinued the TT. ... That has nothing to do with—nothing at all.”

• 15:07 (On O.J. Simpson as penny stock pitchman):
  “No, not—‘Buy this one or I’ll kill you.’”

• 20:24 (On Angelina Jolie):
  “Angelina turned out such a crazy that she doesn’t look that good, even though she’s so good looking.”

• 21:24 (Jon Voight Trump quote):
  “President Trump is the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln.”

• 27:22 (On rust):
  “Rust is weird how it decides where to go do it.”

• 45:10 (Naming the new band):
  “Next time we do this, ... I can say that Bobbo, ... the new band, he and Ned’s new band, Stinky Pinky, will be playing.”

• 55:35 (Listener party promotion):
  “We do have a listener party today. ... bring out your cool cars, meet us, have a few beers.”

• 65:16 (On the purpose of listener parties):
  “I want to start doing listener parties with heavy metal, heavy cars, and heavy boobs.”

• 75:19 (On finding “the zone” in pool):
  “Probably the best pool I’ve ever played in my life. But I was up late.”

• 88:00 (Sports trivia gone awry):
  “Tall black and white men. Not many Chinamen in the NBA finals this year.”

• 110:01 (DJ Pre K responds to the white guys encroaching on his stage):
  “All I’ma say is go to johnclaywolf.com and get you a DJ Pre K Ballin off the Lot T shirt, baby.”

• 164:04 (Weatherman’s viral rant about The Bachelorette):
  “It’s not. Think about this this way as your neighborhood. I’m sick and tired of people complaining about this. Our job here is to keep people safe...”

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NOTABLE CALL-INS & GUESTS

• Paulie (Auction manager):**
  Details the “man in the trunk” incident. Clarifies auction procedure and offers used car market insights.

• DJ Pre K:
  Multiple live contributions, discussions about his car, his music, and show role.

• Randy the Chipmunk (recurring character):
  Shares the saga of Tanya the chipmunk’s traumatic injury and new dolly.

• Big Ed from Brooklyn:
  Tells stories of family, relationships, and being a buyer for GivemetheVIN.

• Listeners pitching cars:
  Real-time negotiations—deals for everything from Dodge Rams to Mustangs and Avenger “garage queens.”

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HIGHLIGHTED SEGMENTS WITH TIMESTAMPS

| Timestamp | Segment | Notes | |-----------|----------------------------------------|--------------------------------------------------| | 06:34 | "Things Left Behind: Man in the Trunk" | The crew debates possible reasons, jokes ensue | | 24:40 | Paulie calls in, clarifies trunk story | Details how man was transported, discovered | | 31:13 | Auction: Land Rover Defender | Sells high, discussion of classic car values | | 92:00 | McLaren Negotiation | John arranges a live $88,000 purchase on air | | 55:35 | Listener party pitch | Car show, live music, "heavy" theme | | 45:10 | Band naming banter (Stinky Pinky) | Humorous interlude, foreshadows live jam | | 110:01 | DJ Pre K plugs his merch | Defends turf against Stinky Pinky | | 75:19 | "Finding the zone" (pool, drinking) | Anecdote about best pool game post-company party |

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SHOW TONE & STYLE

The show is fast-paced, loose, boisterous, and sometimes risqué, blending working-class Texas humor with hard-won dealer smarts. It thrives on extended bits, recurring inside jokes, rapid-fire roast sessions, and the kind of camaraderie (and conflict) only a longtime crew can produce. Listeners are invited into a world where selling a car is a performance art, and car auction tales are as much about the people (and things) found along the way as the cars themselves.

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USEFUL FOR:

• Car fans looking for real auction stories, behind-the-scenes buying tales, and humorous commentary.
• Radio, music, or pop-culture aficionados who enjoy irreverent banter, classic rock references, and industry inside jokes.
• Anyone looking for an energetic, funny, and slightly unhinged talk show with a core of Texas swagger and genuine industry expertise.

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“If I don’t own it, I’ll never know.”
—John Clay Wolfe, on why he always goes for the deal (79:45)

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For the full episode and all the antics, catch the show on their podcast or website.

Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. I'm a ramp. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. I need a drink now. John Clay Wolfe. Uh, yeah.

[B]

Must be that time. Good morning, everybody. It's your Uncle Bobbo in the big chair. Time for this morning's edition of. Of the John Clay Wolf Show. There's my friend J.D. ryan, right?

[C]

How are you? You look good. You look bright.

[A]

You look cheery.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Thanks very much.

[C]

You been up all night?

[B]

No, no, I don't. I mean, I don't recall anything like that.

[C]

I guess it's just a lot of times you come in very, very early. You and Michael have been here for hours.

[B]

Is this a sworn deposition?

[C]

No, sir.

[B]

I knew you were federal the minute I laid out.

[C]

I did one of those this week, though.

[A]

Did you really?

[B]

I'm sure we'll.

[C]

We'll hear all about deposition this week for a car wreck. No big deal.

[B]

Hey, just when you thought it was safe to jump back into the water. Yes, as our host and asseemed leader, John play W. Father, if I've told.

[A]

You once more, 50 times, please don't call me out when I'm walking in. Oh, give a brother a second. A second to set up.

[B]

Okay, I just. I thought that was just inexperience and you'd get used to it. I apologize.

[A]

Inexperience? After 13 years trying to figure this deal out. Good morning, everybody. But I think the inexperience is maybe you that you're running out of air and out of. Out of content. The second I walk in and barely get my freaking shoes off, you have to call me out so that you can pitch it back to me. Because you can't keep it going.

[C]

There you go to Johnny, See?

[B]

And that could very well be.

[C]

He'll eat anything.

[B]

But look at the reaction we get. I mean, radio gold.

[C]

Always good to start off with a mad host.

[A]

There he is. There's John. In the next six steps, I'm going to be able to land this comment. He's going to be right on the air. Hi, J.D.

[C]

Good morning. How are you?

[A]

Inexperience.

[B]

Wait and see if he don't.

[A]

Inexperience, my ass.

[B]

Maya, that's great.

[A]

How is Bowie, Texas this week? Bob, give us the crop report. What are the cattle futures doing?

[B]

I don't know. I've been out of. I've been out of pocket.

[D]

What is Bowie, Texas, in Washington, D.C. they have no idea.

[B]

Maryland, you mean?

[A]

Right. Good morning. Good morning, big 100.

[C]

100.

[A]

I commence you to continue this broadcast. Good morning, big 100. And coming up next is Smokey and the Robinson Miracles.

[D]

I'm glad we brought this song back, by the way.

[A]

By tripping. It's for Bobbo. It's called prick by tripping Daisy. How is everybody? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

What do you do in radio, Johnny? We do traffic and weather together. Traffic and weather together on the 8th. Except it's 09. Anyway, in D.C. right now to I295 northbound just before Sweetland Parkway. We have single lane getting by. That is a work zone. Do be careful there. In Maryland proper, I95 southbound divers converted to the MD212. Three lanes are blocked there. Followed the cops. That is a very serious accident. Has been blocking traffic for several hours. I395 in Virginia northbound just after Seminary Drive. The left lanes getting by there. That's just a work zone. Traffic and weather together. Going to be actually a really nice day. 87 and sunny for the high. Later today. It's 71 and the sun popping up in D.C. proper currently. There's your traffic and weather together on big 100 and the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

You sound so bro. My God.

[D]

Good job, J.D.

[C]

Thank you very much.

[D]

I just felt like I was listening.

[A]

To real professional car. Yeah, I felt like I was listening to kvil. Coming up next is the update from Susie. Traffic out on the mixmaster in the yellow van.

[C]

I've done traffic in Los Angeles, too.

[A]

She has. She's got a bunch of $20 bills strapped to her ass. She's gonna throw them at you if you're. If you got the big 100 bumper.

[B]

Sticker on all the way New kids, Richard Marks. And the latest from Celine Dion.

[C]

Funny.

[A]

No, she's not a Mexican. That was Selena.

[C]

This is fun. We have all sorts of fun things. We're gonna bring back something this morning. We used to do. We used to do this a lot called s. They left behind things left behind in vehicles.

[D]

Oh, you want to do that here?

[C]

You want to go and do it? Because this one's kind of fun. I think John. John doesn't know this story. And I think you'll know of it, though. You ready?

[B]

We're now live from Burbank studio. It's time for the they left behind where we discover and investigate the items people leave behind in all the cars bought this week by gimmethevin.com ADow here's your host, a man who's a real expert at leaving behind Michael Turley.

[D]

And I, I usually do this segment, but I'm throwing it to JD in this case.

[C]

Yeah, this is a situation where of course we have. We sell vehicles at the Pennsylvania Mannheim auction. So when you buy a car at an auction, you should check for a couple of things. You should check oil level, you should check for maybe rust, you know, things like that. You also need to check, see if there's a man in the trunk. Police say a man found in the trunk of a car that arrived for sale at the Manheim Auto Auction in Pennsylvania this week. They were taking pictures of the car, this particular car. And I'll let you guess what car it is here in a moment. They were taking pictures of the vehicle and they opened up the trunk and there pops out 25 year old Leon Parks.

[A]

No, his name was Bob Holinshead. He hadn't been in there in five years. He finally came back.

[C]

So he sneak in in the trunk. He was wanted, by the way for parole violations and weapons charges. So at some point he got in the trunk and then they found him at the Manheim Auto auction facility. Now, was he in one of these three vehicles? You guys get to guess. Was he in a 2017 Lincoln Continental trunk, was he in a 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat trunk or was he in a 2014 Toyota Corolla trunk?

[D]

So, so what happens is when the vehicles arrive at Mannheim, right. They have to actually take pictures of the vehicle.

[C]

Correct.

[D]

And so they found this guy at the point of when they started opening trunk.

[A]

Was he awake?

[C]

He was awake. And he ended up going to jail, of course, to await extradition.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

For his parole charges. So was it a 2017 Continental, was it a 2014 Toyota Corolla or a 2017?

[A]

So you think he intentionally was in there? Yeah, that will help me pick the car.

[C]

I think he got in there to hide and then realized the trunk was locked.

[A]

Hangover moment. You remember when the Chinaman flew out of the Mercedes?

[D]

Yeah, that's kind of a Chinaman, but that's okay.

[A]

So what was he doing? He's not a hater. He is a Texan. He's the accidental racist. I need more info.

[C]

Okay, maybe you don't have. I'll make it up.

[D]

He's got some. What was the weapons? It was a weapons charge.

[C]

Weapons charges, parole violations. So he's obviously, he's wanted out of New York City and they took him to a hospital. So there was obviously something. They were just checking him out. You know anybody you Find in a trunk you should probably check out.

[D]

Well, no, he, he had to be injured then I would think.

[C]

Yeah, it did say he was treated at a hospital before being taken to jail to await extradition.

[D]

So something went wrong. Drug deal possible.

[C]

Oh, that's a whole different twist. Yeah. We'll put him in this trunk.

[D]

Let's stuff him in here.

[B]

He's wanted in New York City.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

I'm just going to mean I, I, I'm, I've got a lot of different theories. You know, I, I started out as a broke guy that was just drunk and sleeping in a trunk. And he was in a, in a Corolla.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Or he was in some weirdo homosexual prostitution ring and they stuffed him in the trunk of this Corolla. And then this is turned into just some bum that was in a.

[C]

You know, maybe running from the cops at some point to get away and jumped in the trunk and then realized I can't even.

[A]

Hellcat. You want to hear hellcat? When you think running fast, hiding guns. And then, and then, of course, best movie of all time is good, fellas.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Okay. So good fellas. Stinking Lincoln. They unload him out of the back. So I'm gonna go with the Lincoln.

[C]

We're gonna go with the Lincoln. Anyone else?

[D]

I'm gonna. Well, I can't guess because I know.

[C]

You already know the story.

[B]

The answer is, I think there's a very good chance this could be organized crime related. You know what I'm talking about?

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah. I'm with John on the Lincoln.

[C]

You're going with the Lincoln?

[A]

Let's ask Carbone. Carbone. Do you think Bob was right?

[B]

I think he could be.

[C]

Okay, well, it was not so.

[A]

Hang on. Tommy.

[D]

He's trying to wake him up.

[A]

Tommy, look.

[B]

Cause there's the time. You know I told you this story about the ice cream guy.

[C]

No, I don't believe so.

[B]

Hey, it's a long story. My cousin Vinnie had a birthday party for his daughter, okay. And he brought the blue bunny. Guy came over. This actually comes with a bunny and a truckload of delicious chocolate chip mint. Didn't know that we're supposed to get three cases.

[C]

Okay, well, that's fair enough.

[B]

What do we get? We get. We get two cases.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And two thirds of a third case.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

All of the ice cream is not there. Needless to say. The bunny.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, no, It's a bunny.

[B]

As far as metropolitan. Atlantic City.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Won't see him anymore.

[C]

Oh, no. Really? Just over a few.

[B]

You know where they Put him.

[C]

Where'd they put them?

[B]

Back of a Lincoln gun. I see.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Carbone thinks it's a Lincoln too.

[C]

Well, it was not the Toyota Corolla, so you might be right. Was it the Lincoln or was it the hellcat? This gentleman, 25 year old Leon Parks of New York City, decided to hide out in the 2019 Dodge Hellcat.

[D]

Hellcat or 17 Hellcat.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

That's kind of surprising.

[C]

Yeah. That wouldn't be the card pick.

[D]

No, that's where they found him.

[A]

I know that what he wanted. They might. Why he snuck into the.

[C]

No, never.

[D]

I don't think he snuck in. I think it was a drug deal gone bad or something to that extent.

[C]

Actually, I think we do have some audio called Auction man if you. It's on.

[D]

I don't have that.

[C]

You don't have that in here? Okay, okay.

[D]

I saw that clip, but it didn't work.

[C]

Oh, okay. Well, there we go. So that's our story of the morning for Estee Left behind. And we find all kinds of stuff in cars.

[A]

Yeah, we buy and sell cars.

[B]

Right.

[A]

@Givemetheven.Com and we sell them at Mannheim, Pennsylvania. So I don't think it was. I don't think it's one of my Hellcats. We sold like 300 up there yesterday. God, it's a lot.

[C]

It's a lot.

[D]

I think you'd hear about if it.

[C]

Was one of your. Yeah, I think it was the years they would have called you.

[A]

It wasn't Bob Holland's head.

[C]

No, he would have gone down.

[B]

Wasn't that still missing?

[A]

800-800-7234. If you have a stinking Lincoln or a Hellcat or a Wrangler or a Ford, a Ford or Benzo or an audi, call us. 800-800-7234. Or you can just go. You could text us as what? How do you do it? 8 8, 8, 11 1. Text. Bid now. Yes, bid now. Bid now to 888111. And that'll get it to us too. But you can call on the air right now. Tell me. 17 hellcat. Dead brother in the back. 16,000 miles. Still smells like new. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the john clay wolf show.

[C]

You know, I've always been a great supporter of the lgblt.

[A]

Nope.

[C]

Ged. Unrelated.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Wnba. Yes, yes, wnba. Now. John clay wolf. That sounds like something I would say but it didn't sound like me.

[B]

I think you were younger.

[C]

Yeah, I was. Weeks ago.

[B]

Back in your stewie days.

[A]

What is the alg? Dpt.

[D]

What?

[B]

In rbqs.

[D]

Like a barbecue al. It's american league.

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Bgdt.

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Bg.

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Qq.

[A]

Bg's were a bitching australian rock group out of the 70s.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Tt. I mean, that's like an audi tt.

[A]

Right. They discontinued. Discontinued the audi. This week they announced that audi discontinued the tt.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

There.

[A]

This week.

[D]

So that has nothing to do with.

[A]

Nothing at all.

[C]

So we don't know.

[A]

Put it all together, make it. Have you ever listened to the words of this song, bo?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So damn true.

[B]

Showbiz.

[A]

So damn true.

[B]

That is show biz.

[A]

He's talking to Pink Floyd. A record producer.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Listen.

[B]

I mean, there's not a Pink in the band. It's the name of the band, but there's not one of us's name Pink like that.

[E]

Right.

[D]

I mean, it's.

[A]

It's just so sh. It's just so real. I mean, I. I can't tell you how many times I've. I've heard. Not that excite. You know. Which one's John Clay.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Talking to me about how great the show is and how perfect this and how it's all going to be. Greatness. And. And if we'll just bring on their services for a mere, you know, retainer. 5,000amonth.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

I mean, you could put that to anything in sales.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Sales guys.

[A]

Charlie, you used to work at a penny stock pinch room, a sweatshop, in late 90s or mid 2000s.

[D]

It was 2008. Yeah.

[A]

And the guy had a head up. Tell me what happened.

[D]

I mean, you ever seen Boiler Room?

[A]

Yep.

[C]

Like that.

[D]

Like that. But it was on the Internet, so everything was broadcast. So what we're doing was we're broadcasting these penny stocks and which ones to buy. And so.

[A]

But you were.

[C]

What were you.

[A]

What was your job?

[D]

Producing.

[A]

Producer. That's right.

[D]

I was producing all these little episodes of Penny Stocks and what you should buy. And we would mix in a little bit if the idea of it wasn't too bad, as far as kind of like Jim Cramer.

[C]

Yeah. But screaming at you, telling what you buy, what not to buy.

[D]

So seedy. I mean, it was just dirty, dirty, dirty, like.

[A]

But they brought in O.J. simpson.

[B]

JD.

[C]

What?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Well, he was helping pitch a penny stock.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Well, we would have little.

[A]

Actually, it was.

[C]

Seriously.

[A]

No, not. Buy this one or I'll kill you.

[D]

No, it really what we're doing is it's just kind of in breaks of, you know, we'd have a guy on there, hey, buy this stock right now. And then we do a little sports update and then go back to the penny stock and then go back to, like, a news update. It was just a. Basically, news station.

[C]

OJ Obviously getting paid to be there. Oh, my Lord.

[A]

But was it this guy that you worked for in charge of that weird OJ Interview that went sideways when people started calling in, hey, Juice, I've got a question. So was it. Was it harder to run thousand yards in one season or slit three necks in one night?

[D]

Yeah, you can find that online, too. I think it's still there.

[A]

You really have a job. Oh, my God.

[D]

Because I didn't really want to bring O.J. on. Yeah, because it was just. It's a very open, free mark, you know, format. So you can't really screen them out. No, it's live television or live Internet.

[C]

So what happened when they asked him that question?

[D]

He just kind of laughed and we moved on to the next guy.

[A]

Were you the producer? Move on. Move on.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Oh, no. We cut him out and then. It was funny. It was very funny.

[C]

Did he. Did he get mad?

[A]

Funnier than death.

[D]

Yeah, well, that.

[C]

I'm kind of used to that, but now.

[B]

Hey, we got Todd in Baltimore. Todd, you're on with O.J.

[D]

Hey, O.J. i was very.

[B]

Hey, OJ.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

How long it takes to saw through the neck bone?

[A]

Odd. Terrible.

[D]

Well, these guys that are into the penny stocks and stuff like that, you know, they're all. I don't say they're all coked up and stuff, but, I mean, they're in a little different.

[A]

They're all coked up and stuff.

[D]

Yeah. And so they don't care. There's no filter. And that's. I was like, this is a bad idea. We really don't want to leave these. We should have some staged calls.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

Not a good idea just to. Okay. Come on. Oh, yeah, it was.

[C]

Wow.

[D]

It was. It was an experience. But that place lasted for about six months, and all of a sudden, one day you get there and no one's there. No one's there.

[A]

Just like somebody room.

[D]

Somebody ended up in the Cayman Islands. The owner. Yeah, it was. It was very bizarre, but it was a good experience. Life experience.

[A]

How do you make his money? Do you know?

[D]

Penny stocks just short.

[A]

How do you short sell a penny stock? You're only starting at a penny. I don't. You know, it's Kind of like the Dollar Store. Isn't that false advertising? Yeah.

[D]

Huh. Yeah.

[A]

Maybe the Dollar Store. Now this. You know, I just saw the news. Every $400 stores in America are gonna start selling liquor. Like this is the best deal on a beer in town.

[D]

The Dollar stories.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Or maybe Dollar General.

[C]

Dollar Generals are gonna start selling. See, that's why they get around.

[D]

So you get your boons for like two bucks.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Which is, I think, normal price probably.

[B]

Well, they sell. I mean, they sell beer and wine anyway. But you're talking about real live liquor. That would be. That would be awesome.

[A]

What's going on in the traffic?

[C]

Traffic and weather together. Let me pull it up here for you real quick because it resets because there's stuff happening all the time. All right, D.C. proper right now. I295 northbound and suitland Parkway. That's still blocked up. Single lane, just getting by there. That is a work zone in Maryland. They're still working. That very serious accident, in fact, had been for several hours. I95 southbound is diverted to MD 212. Three lanes are blocked there. Following the. You got to follow the police directions around that particular accident. Probably still going to be there for another hour so. And i395 in Virginia, northbound right after Seminary Road. Left lane, getting by. That is simply a work zone. So not too bad weather. And it's going to be pretty nice today, actually. Sunny in 87 for the high. We're at 72 degrees right now. Partly sunny skies at low. Big 100.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is how you reach us here and there. If you'd like us to bid your car, just call in and bust JD's balls. By the way, being a swinger, a nudist swinger.

[C]

Q stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and queer.

[A]

You can't say that on the radio.

[C]

Saying what? It's just. That's what it stands for.

[A]

Just cuz it. But there's a lot of things on the radio. Yeah, just. I don't think that queer is. I mean, I don't think Q is. Yes, it is. Yes, I'm queer. You can.

[B]

It's the preferred nomenclature for many people in that culture.

[C]

You're thinking of another word you can't say. And I'm not gonna say it.

[D]

Yeah, that one. You can't say no here.

[C]

Look at my lips.

[A]

What's the aclu? Babo?

[B]

The American Civil Liberties Union.

[A]

They're next. He's not a hater, He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. Actor Jon Voight really likes President Trump.

[B]

Yes, he did. Actor Jon Voight, who we all know from the classics Midnight Cowboy and Deliverance with Burt Reynolds. He was in that.

[A]

And the beautiful Angelique Jolie came from his loins, which we need to give him a round of applause for that. I mean, you know, for the longest time, I think the chick from Wolf of Wall street is the hottest one in the world.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Roby.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Before that, it was her. Angelina turned out to be such a crazy that it. She doesn't look that good, even though she's so good looking.

[C]

Yeah, sure.

[A]

But, you know, I'd say during the 90s, Angelina Joan Lee goes down as the best looking woman in the biz.

[B]

What's the one where John Cusack was an air traffic controller and Billy Bob was flinging Tim.

[A]

Slinging wood.

[B]

Slinging ten. Yeah, that was. That was. She was. She was going.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So what was it? What's the deal with Voight and Trump?

[B]

Actor John Voight took to Twitter and had some high, high praise for the President.

[D]

Yes. As soon as a computer crashed.

[B]

Oh, you got a crash.

[A]

Oh, yeah. He doesn't have his clip.

[D]

Everything just. Just crashed on me here.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

I know.

[C]

It's great.

[D]

It's computers.

[B]

Did you have. You kicked it?

[D]

I just reset it, so.

[B]

Okay. Sometimes if you kick it.

[D]

No, I don't.

[A]

You don't kick it.

[C]

He's not, like, spoken for Trump for a while, though. This isn't new. He. And by the way, Angelia don't speak. They haven't spoken for years. They're not. They're not pals.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

I'm here today to acknowledge the truth. And I'm here today to tell you.

[A]

My fellow Americans, that our country is stronger, safer, and with more jobs because our President has made his every move. Correct. President Trump is the greatest president since Abraham Lincoln.

[D]

Wow. So he's just looking for some headlines, right?

[A]

He really likes him.

[C]

Not really. He believes this. I mean, that's. You know, there's a lot of people that do look at Clint Eastwood.

[B]

Here's the thing.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

He didn't bash anybody while he was saying that.

[C]

No.

[B]

He didn't try to find any moral equivalency with someone he doesn't like when he said that. That's how he feels. You know, man's got.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Of course he does.

[B]

Okay, I'll stand behind that.

[A]

The greatest president since Abraham Lincoln.

[C]

At least half the country agrees.

[B]

You know, Nixon opened the Door to China.

[A]

Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Anytime that you need me, call in 800-800-TRODIO now. John Clay Wolf. The son of a bitch can sing. Turley, you can say anything you want, but that band can sing. Listen to that harmony. It's about as good as it gets. Paulie? Paulie, Paulie, Paulie. Bag of donuts. Forget about it. One. Paulie, you there? Is it working there? Yeah, I'm here. Are you there?

[E]

Can you hear me?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Can you hear me?

[A]

I can hear you. Can you hear me now? Can you hear me now?

[D]

I don't know.

[E]

These radio. These phone connections stink these days that we keep getting more data and cell phones get worse.

[A]

So what happened? Paulie's our man on the spot up in Manheim, Penns.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Did you hear the story about this, this jerk off sneaking in the car into the auction?

[E]

Does he have to. Does he have to be that? I mean, obviously he doesn't look like a very high caliber person based upon the news story, but you want to reset for everybody.

[A]

So. So what happened, JD 25 year old.

[C]

Leon Parks of New York City. I mean, he just wanted a place to sleep or hang out for a while. Apparently got into the trunk of a Dodge Challenger Hellcat and was discovered as it rolled through the Mannheim Auto auction in Pennsylvania getting ready for sale.

[A]

Paul, was it in the line? Were they just doing the CR and they. And they saw him in the trunk or do you know?

[E]

I think he was at Bordentown to be at what I read was he was at Bordentown. And I didn't have any contact with anybody at Manheim after the story came out because I was too busy getting ready for the sale. But by what I understand, he was at Bordentown, New Jersey, which is another Mannheim auto auction, which is like halfway to New York up the turnpike from Philly. He was, he was there. And that's when he decided to get in the trunk and take a nap and maybe have a sandwich or something. But. That's where he got in. And somehow, some way, while he was sleeping, a trucker loaded the car on a transport truck and transported it to Mannheim, Pennsylvania.

[A]

Ah, there you go. I knew Paul would know.

[E]

And he got a good little bus ride. I mean, you know, it was cheaper than a bus ticket. And you know, he. When he got there and the trucker heard something moving around when he was unloading the car, he opened the trunk and he was like dehydrated. And the guy went to give him Water try to help him. And he just basically cursed at him and walked away.

[A]

Right.

[E]

I mean a good New Yorker or Philadelphia guy.

[A]

Sounds like a New Yorker. Sounds just like a New Yorker in the wrong area. Oh, wow. Yeah. Whoa.

[E]

I'm in Manhattan, Pennsylvania.

[A]

Speaking of, I wasn't up there yesterday. How was the market?

[E]

You know, I think it's the same thing we talk about that. We may have talked about Thursday night about your, your, your day on Wednesday. I mean you can't hide the good ones, my friend. You can't hide them. You can try to hide them. They find them.

[A]

The good cars.

[C]

Good cars.

[E]

Middle. Yeah, the good cars like a low mileage. 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. You know, anything with low miles and a lot of equipment, they're hard to hide. You know guys, there's a lot. There's a large appetite in the used car market for that type car. A low mileage, high equipment car. Whether it be a ten thousand dollar car or forty thousand dollars car. But I think the market is pretty full for your what we would call your drive time type car. Like that half credit car. I think there's a lot of inventory out there for those guys.

[A]

Did you see that rust bucket? That rust bucket? F150 King Ranch I pulled out of Maryland?

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

[A]

It did fine. We, we just had to announce. We announced unibody. That was a good way to do it. So, so it can't get.

[E]

I think that's the best way to do it because I don't, I don't believe you could go anywhere on the east coast and find an O2, you know. Or on the northeast coast, should I say in that? You know. You know, maybe D.C. to you know, New Hampshire where, where there wouldn't be rust on the underneath side of an O2F150. It would be impossible to find one that didn't have it.

[A]

But you could have put your guy's.

[E]

Living room since oh two. That would be the only way.

[A]

That truck was perfect. I forgot where we bought it. Turley, do you know that was Kyle's? The guy was an engineer and it was 120000 mile. Key Ranch is gorgeous, but you could put your fist through the hole in the back of the cab where the rust is. Rust is weird in cars.

[E]

Rocker in the rear. In the rear door.

[A]

Yeah, rust is weird. How it decides where to go do it.

[E]

What's that?

[A]

I said rust is weird. How it, how it decides where to.

[C]

Go part of the car.

[A]

Well, like everything's perfect. And then there's this area that just cancer ridden. You would think. It's everywhere around the car.

[E]

Looks like Pac man took a bite.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. You've really got to have your eyes on it. And since we, you know, we're used to buying, I was used to buying in the Texas market. It's just, it's not an issue, but we've been bit on rust on the Northeast. You know, we've learned our lesson. I think we still have more lessons to learn. You remember, Paul, what was it, four years ago, three years ago, when we bought that car in Philly and he drove it out to Mannheim and you. You caught it for me.

[E]

You talk about the.

[B]

The.

[E]

The diesel. The diesel truck. It was a diesel truck. The, the key to that truck, obviously, was that it was a 73 diesel. That's the only reason had any value whatsoever, because the truck was worth $0. Like it might cost you to own the truck. How rusted, I mean, it was. Was 40 holes in the side of that truck.

[A]

You know, we, we, we. We put, I don't know, eight grand in it. And Paul calls me, he's like, hey, that truck landed the. I bought it. I got it handled. I cut it back to three. And I'm like, why'd you cut it back to three? He said, well, when the guy got here and I walked out and looked at it, I said, what's this? And he's like, this is the truck that Wolf bought for eight grand. He's like, this isn't the truck that Wolf bought for eight grand. I haven't talked to Wolf about this, but I'm telling you, I know him. And he didn't buy that for eight grand. I'll give you three.

[E]

John, you were so worried at that time about your customer, like, they're gonna think we're liars. I go, well, I think he might have been the liar. He didn't really tell you what he had.

[D]

Right.

[A]

But the guy was like, okay, three grand school, I'm fine. And J.D. it took us.

[E]

The price was like 7.78.85. And I said, listen, I don't know if you want to drive out of here, but it's worth 3,000. He's like, oh, I'm halfway to Hershey Park. I'll take the 3,000. I gotta go.

[A]

He knew it got arbitrated three times when we sold it.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

We kept having to buy it back because the rust was so bad. We couldn't even wholesale it as is. Couldn't even Wholesale it as is. Speaking of, we bought a jeep out of a. Out of Virginia and it got, it got towed up there. It went straight to the TRA cell which is the junk cell because the, the brake lines were rusted off of it. You know, everything.

[E]

We're so rusted. I didn't hear what you said. I apologize.

[A]

No, go ahead. You were telling you, you were talking about. Go ahead. The brake lines.

[E]

Well that's the other part that you don't realize that forget about holes and sides of the stuff and, and holes and frames and rust all over the place. But all the other stuff up inside, you know the unibody part of a car or truck, rust too. So like brake lines and, and you know the attachments to things underneath the car that, that rust so bad and you can't, you know, to replace them. It costs more than the car's worth.

[A]

So we're talking about junk and problems. Let's talk about some good things. What was the highest dollar? What. What was the shining star of yesterday? Paul of the auction?

[E]

Meaning like the best car or something that made a good profit. It was really nice.

[A]

Something big.

[E]

Really. We had a really slick. Well, I mean I, you know we didn't make a dollar on any of the cars we sold yesterday. But we had a, we had a very nice day. But the, that's the old, that's the old school wholesaler mentality.

[C]

We made.

[E]

Never made a dollar and God, if we could just get a few more to lose with, we would be doing better. But we had, we, we had a really, really, really slick defenders, you know those Land Rover defenders, those, you know, 95 or 6.

[B]

I don't.

[E]

I think it was a 95 or red one with 70000 miles, two door and you know, just a really nice one that was traded on a new Mercedes and like a real, you know, real customer had like down their beach house in you know like the Jersey shore or whatever and they traded it on the Mercedes and, and, and we bought it and I think it brought 57 or 580002 door.

[A]

Imagine that.

[E]

You ever been in one of them like right in a tin can?

[A]

Oh yeah, they're terrible. That was it. Was it a hard top or soft top? And it was a two door, right?

[E]

It was a two door hardtop and it was really a very nice one. You know the very well maintained looked like a one owner. It might have been two owners but it was really, really slick and well maintained. No rust. No. You know, somebody really kept it In a, you know, a heated air conditioned garage that didn't have that roster or that. That factor that everything else that all deals with up here but that. Yeah. 57 000. Think about that car was 38000 new in 1995.

[A]

So if you go to give me.

[E]

Those had no miles.

[A]

Y' all hear us talking. If you go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com or just text bid now to 888111. Text bid now to 888111 and we buy cars. That's what we do over the. Over the area and call in the show 800. 800 radio. And we have drivers that come out of Paul's office in PA Head down to Maryland. Everybody in this listening area, what they do and they pick up the car.

[E]

I know but it was just funny.

[A]

Oh you're. You're Paul Enterprises.

[E]

I'll say with all the people down there. It's a. What's that?

[A]

Paul Enterprises. Do you have any dealers that you do business with down in a. Down in this listing area?

[E]

For some reason this phone connection stops.

[A]

Yeah, yeah it does suck. And it's.

[C]

It's.

[A]

I'm glad that you took the time to get on a landline and call us in and have it real secure. I don't have.

[E]

I don't have a landline. I deal with the auction. We sell so many cars I can't afford to get a landline. I got to stay with this. I think I got a boost mobile phone or something.

[A]

Something. I think I guess what it was. What was another heavy joke. What was another heavy from yesterday. Do you remember any of them?

[E]

I think we had a real. We had a really good 15 or 16 McLaren. Really, really good. Looking like a. Like a fire mist red color which is pretty different. Different in that car. It did a very, very good.

[A]

What it sold for the. The price it sold for roughly 106.

[E]

106. 105. 750 something right there. This isn't like you when you say 106 and then you look it up and it brought 98,000. It really did like 106.

[A]

We've got 45 seconds till we're going out. Paul, thanks for calling Bud. I got a.

[E]

Guys, have a great day.

[A]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That's our man up on the east coast. That dispatch. Anyway he handles. Handles a lot of the operations for giving the van in Mannheim Penns. We send drivers down to D.C. and Maryland.

[D]

Moral of the story is, these Southern boys have learned not to buy rust vehicles. So don't try to get it over.

[A]

On or how to buy them. Right? Yeah, they're half price. And if you don't believe me, look at my bank account. We just, as Paul said, we just want to buy more of them so we can try to lose a little more. Please call now at 800-800-RADIO. 800-800-7234, year, make, model, miles. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf.

[D]

You are a rude, terrible person.

[C]

You shouldn't be working.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now. John Clay Wolf. Morning, everyone.

[C]

Morning, Johnny.

[A]

Name that song, J.D.

[C]

No, it's been a while. You name it.

[A]

What year is this, Bob? 80s. 80. 80. 80. 85. 85, 85. Jimmy Page and Paul Rogers. Yeah, and there were other good guys.

[B]

In the band, the Firm, you know.

[A]

It's a super group, right? Super group.

[B]

The first of the 80s. Super group.

[A]

It was the 80s version of cream. Yeah, but they only had one hit. No, they about two.

[B]

That whole album. That whole damn album was great. I listened to it twice. It was awesome to it. Twice. Well, when I first got it, I mean, I listened to it and I had to listen to it again.

[C]

Again.

[B]

The whole album is great.

[A]

Hey, you guys, we just need to have an understanding. I had a long night.

[C]

I was gonna ask, but I didn't want to be rude.

[A]

I'm gonna do my best to get through this without crashing. If I say something stupid, just dump it out.

[C]

Because, you know, on Friday nights, we always had this silly thing on Saturdays called a show. Maybe you could prepare for it.

[A]

I. I hear you.

[C]

I know you had a big night and I know there's a reason. I guess there would.

[A]

No, there was not a reason. Hey, dj. If you don't answer the phone, you can't put him on hold. Dj, get on there, please.

[D]

He's talking to now.

[A]

Put him on hold now. Let's talk.

[D]

Let's.

[A]

Let's get this cleared up. Dj, are you there?

[D]

What's up, man?

[A]

My young brother, do we have to start over with call Screener Training 101? I know you're a big rap star now, and we're playing your songs on the radio and it's going to your head. But when you're here, you still gotta screen the calls. You gotta answer them.

[D]

Sorry, man. I got distracted by doing exactly what you told me to do.

[A]

Which was what?

[D]

Share the Facebook listener party page that we got going on tonight, and you.

[A]

Just lost two callers while we were talking. I don't think you know how to put people on hold. Well, I've been yelling put them on hold Pre K for 18 months now.

[D]

I was trying to get the information, but instead you want to yell at me on the air.

[A]

So what's going on?

[D]

Multitask is not part of his strong.

[C]

Meters or a little attitude coming out in DJ because he's. Now that he's a star, Right.

[A]

He's getting all big. Are you going to rap for the listeners at the listener party today at. In Fort Worth, Texas?

[D]

I don't know, man. Like you said, I'm a big star, man. They're gonna have to cut that check.

[C]

I knew it.

[D]

You know what?

[C]

That was coming.

[D]

And he was asked to do a DJ gig.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Last night for. I guess they're like a big party, big bikini suit, you know?

[A]

He didn't do it.

[D]

No, because you know why?

[C]

Why? No cash.

[D]

No cash.

[C]

Well, there you go. You got to draw a line, man.

[A]

Look, dj, you're serious.

[D]

Somebody said that, that they were interested in me, and, you know, I said, well, tell them to get at me. You know, I'd be willing to do it. You know, if I can get paid, then I want to get paid. But it's not a deal breaker, you know? No, but we haven't got at me, man.

[A]

Well, it's coming. It's gone now. The event's over, and you had your opportunity to emcee a deal and build your brand. As your manager, you and I need to start discussing these things more often. I'm going to have you sign some documents.

[C]

Oh, here we go.

[A]

To get you tightened up to. I mean, you know, this white, black, half white, half black, half black, half white, slacker, bs. I mean, you're. You're really good at your craft and you're funny on the radio, but you got to quit being so damn lazy.

[D]

Wow, man. I know. I'm just so lazy.

[C]

He's working all the time.

[D]

Just so lazy.

[A]

Dog. We raised $1,500 for his to pimp his Cadillac, and he's too lazy to call anybody and get it done.

[D]

I'm glad you said that because I've been looking around, man. I need to put out an apb. I need some help with this caddy. I need somebody that's not afraid to work on an older car. Because I've been calling around and everybody's scared, man. They don't want to touch this thing.

[A]

It's a 93 Eldo. 91 Eldo.

[D]

1990.

[A]

What's wrong with it? It's got 30,000 brake works.

[D]

Decent brake work, you know, maybe new alternator.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Fluids flushed, all that.

[A]

Can I tell you what to do?

[D]

What's going down?

[A]

Just. Just have it taken to Tony River Oaks. No, don't do that.

[D]

Tony can't do it either. His guy. His guy. He used to have a Caddy guy there.

[A]

Why can that when. When the Mexican guys are getting too cool to work on older cars. Then. Then it's not. Maybe we all just need to get out of the business.

[D]

It's not too cool. His guy. He lost that guy.

[A]

What guy? A guy that can work on an old ass.

[D]

Yes. Yeah. River Booster. It's a specialized type of deal.

[A]

Specialized. I have a 91 POS. A POS.

[D]

Man, you sold it to me for four GS.

[A]

Whoops. Needs a brake booster. A mechanic shop. Anybody that has a sign out front that says mechanic can do this.

[D]

You would think he's called around. I've tried to help him, too. Yeah, our guys at the auction, they don't want to mess with it. They can get it through the lane, but he needs to be able to drive it safe.

[A]

Okay, so the brakes don't work on a 91 Eldo.

[D]

90. Yeah.

[A]

All right. God, this is ridiculous, you guys. I mean, I've got four children at home and a wife and all the pressures of everything. And I have sitting here jacking with that brake booster on a 90 model Eldo. Okay, here goes. No, no, no, no, no, no. Here. 800-800-7234. If you got a shop that you want me to plug on the air for free, we're going to get more money stuck in this GD El Dorado for DJ Prek, who's too good to MC a wet T shirt contest because he's out of Afro sheen.

[C]

Right?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Call in 800-800-7234. And you. You can work on his car a little bit. And we'll. We'll. We'll brand you up and you can.

[C]

Meet him tonight, a matter of fact, in the Fort Worth area. I realize we're all over the country right now, but from. We have our very first Fort Worth listener party, which may be why John was out partying last night. Four to six today at Wild Pitch Sports Bar in Fort Worth. Ladies are going to be wearing lingerie because it is so easy. They can do it in their underwear. And there's a car show and there's all kinds of activities.

[D]

Yes. Bring your sexy car out there.

[A]

Bring your heavy cars. Heavy cars. Heavy cars. I'm bringing a McLaren and a couple other guys are gonna bring some. Give me the VIN cars that are heavy. My wife wanted to know if she could bring our sons. You know, And I'm like, you know.

[D]

What you could do is you bring your sons next door to the main event. Oh, drop them off there. Not that I've said I've done this before.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Just saying drop them off there and then she can come over and hang out.

[A]

Best place to get laid. It's Chuck E. Cheese on Wednesday afternoon.

[D]

It's not a Chuck E. Cheese. It's a main event. But, you know, hey, same thing, same concept.

[A]

DJ just missed another call. Is the phone system broken? I don't know if it's. I'll just answer. Dj. Dj don't get it. I'll get it. Hi. I'm taking this straight to air because I don't have a call screener that's worth a damn. Good morning. Who's this?

[E]

Okay. This is Billy Green. I work for Shannon's Performance in Hall City, and we specialize in working on older model cars.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Well, we got a 71 Cadillac El Dorado over there. We're doing. Right now.

[A]

Sure. This is a 91. I don't understand. I mean it. The brake boosters out on it. Sounds like. So it's got a mushy pedal. I'm gonna put you on hold in a. Huh?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What were you gonna say?

[E]

They're a bear to work on. Yes, but you can work on them.

[A]

Why are they a bear to work on on a. On a. Just a 90 model Caddy? I don't see why.

[E]

Hard to get at some. The thing is, people complain about how hard it is to get at things.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Because they are on some of those older cars, they're harder to get it stuff. But it can be done. It's. It's like I said, we specialize in newer cars and old cars.

[A]

I bought an 80 screw. First you do the work, and then we'll plug you. Let's get this right. Right. We specialize in you getting our stuff fixed. And then we specialize about talking about what you did. Not. Not the other way around. I bought it. I bought a 86 Elante last week with 50 on it. And if you remember those things with the North Stars, they were just a mechanical nightmare and none of the tops worked. But this car brought. What did it bring? Turley brought. Oh, you didn't watch it? I did. We sold it up in Pennsylvania. It actually made a profit. I could not believe it. And I haven't heard that it's been arbitrated in post sale.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

All right, dj, I'm gonna put this guy on hold. Y' all get together. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Russell, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yeah, I want to promote my business.

[A]

All right. What do you do?

[E]

Yeah, I got a mechanic.

[A]

I need your credit card number first.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

Can you call it out?

[E]

My credit card?

[A]

Yeah, your credit card number. We're going to charge fifteen hundred dollars to it for. For the plug.

[E]

Well, I mean, I'm up here in San Springs, Oklahoma now. We got this flooded down, but all my equipment still works. He can bring his car to me, man.

[A]

Thanks, Russell. Oklahoma. I forgot you guys are alive. You're not. No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. Made it through the tornadoes. Houston, Texas. Good morning. How are you buzz listeners? And of course, South Louisiana, Austin, San Antonio, Corpus. We've got about five more affiliates that we're picking up in the next week or so and we may be changing stations in Austin. I'll keep you posted on that.

[B]

How about that? You know a lot of Pre K's problem, maybe. He told me he had 19 orders for his Brosetta Stone program last week.

[C]

Oh, it's been very busy week for him.

[A]

Do you have the clip of DJ Pre K's Brosetta Stone?

[B]

I'm sure we do, but a lot.

[C]

Of projects is what he's saying. He's got a lot of things in the fire.

[B]

He's very entrepreneurial.

[C]

Right. He will be at the listener party tonight. We should get him to rap, that's all I'm saying.

[D]

Oh, will he do that?

[A]

And not a paycheck. And Bob, did you talk to Ned yet? Did you?

[E]

Of course.

[A]

Does he want to do it?

[B]

He did. I'm surprised he's not here yet.

[A]

No, no, no. Tonight.

[B]

Oh, about tonight.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

I'll talk to him when I see him. He's coming today.

[A]

Who's Net Net is a guitar player. And I wanted him and Bobbo to. Ned to bring his rig to the. To the listener party tonight. No, in play. Bobbo's great dude. I mean, he is.

[F]

He.

[A]

He's played live in front of a lot of people all the time.

[B]

He's awesome.

[C]

So.

[A]

So. But what Would have been great. Bob. Next time I sound like my wife. Next time. Next time we do this. If you could call Ned before. So when we get on the air to promote it the day of the event, then we can say that Bobbo, the. The new band, he and Ned's new band, Stinky Pinky, will be playing.

[D]

Is that the name of the band?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Why wouldn't it be?

[D]

Stinky Pinky.

[B]

That's not the name of the band.

[A]

I named it last week. Okay, Stinky Pinky.

[B]

Point taken. May I retort?

[D]

You don't want to be. He wanted to go with that name.

[A]

Let me finish. And then. And then I can say on the air that Stinky Pinky will be playing at the event and I can actually deliver. Knowing that, I'm saying that with confidence.

[B]

Understood. And this is just between you and me. Okay, don't broadcast this, but Ned was here yesterday afternoon. He hung around for about a half hour, and we talked extensively about how we enjoyed doing stuff. It was cool. And he said, hey, I'll be there in the morning, too, and it's fine because I'll already have all my toys on me because I think he's got a gig tonight.

[A]

You think so? You don't even know. But between you and me, and don't tell anybody. When you and he were talking yesterday and he was coming up to the. About coming up to the studio, and I'd already asked you twice, right? If you and he can create Stinky Pinky and play at the listener party on Saturday afternoon, why didn't you ask him then?

[B]

You know, the name of the band escaped me like the jitterbug at Plum evaded me. But I did mention the gig this afternoon, and he's a maybe on that.

[A]

So he. You did bring it up. Ned, John wanted to know if you had a PA and you could bring it to the listener party and you and I could get on a stage and play for the fans.

[B]

Well, of course I brought it up.

[A]

Okay, you did?

[B]

You asked me to bring it up. I'm not stupid.

[A]

Okay, so what did he say?

[B]

I'm smart.

[A]

So what did he say? What, I have to drag it out of you?

[B]

He's a maybe at this time.

[A]

So he said, maybe I can, but I've got another gig. But last week he got fired from his last band. How the hell can you have a gig if you've been fired from your band?

[B]

That's a great question.

[D]

Wait a minute. So we're hiring a guy that got fired from a band several Bands. Several bands.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And we're expecting him to be reliable.

[A]

Okay, Step one, Admit there is a problem, Right?

[B]

But this is. This is musician talk. I don't foresee any problem at all.

[C]

Of course not.

[A]

But can we get on? We have half a million listeners, Bob, and we've got to tell them something. And can we tell them Stinky Pinky is going to deliver on time?

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Tonight at 4.

[A]

What time is Stinky Pinky taking the.

[D]

Stage at Wild Pitch in Fort Worth.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Any of them who have heard us would say it doesn't damn it matter whether we play or not. You know, I would love to do it now. You know, I'm all in agreement. I don't know about Nab.

[C]

This is how you get fired from a band.

[B]

And you don't. And you don't just put me up in front of people and. And have me sing.

[A]

I don't want you to go solo. You and him together, you would be comfortable enough. And you knock it out and be a blast. Be a blast. And DJ Prek is too damn high and mighty to do anything. I've got all these talented people around me, baba. But you can't hurt them and get them on track. It's like gathering cats.

[C]

All the egos, man.

[A]

It's like dating strippers.

[C]

Yes, exactly. Yeah, we might be there, we might not. I don't know.

[B]

No, because I'll be there.

[C]

What time is it? I don't know.

[A]

I don't know.

[F]

4 o'? Clock?

[C]

What?

[A]

4 o' clock today at Wild Pitch. If you want to go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page, the deal's up there. And we're going to be there, maybe see some music. We're definitely going to have some. Sell that T shirts. We'll be signing those. Meet you guys, have a beer. God almighty. I'm. Wait, I got. I don't have 20 seconds or I do. Michael and Pecos, what the hell are you doing up this time of day? God, nobody. Does your phone not work out there in the middle of nowhere? Michael. Michael.

[C]

Michael.

[A]

Michael.

[C]

Michael.

[D]

He fell asleep.

[A]

Okay, forget it. We'll be back. Just a second. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm by Carson radio. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Las Vegas, Nevada. Nevada.

[B]

Nevada.

[A]

What you doing?

[E]

How you doing this morning?

[A]

We're good. We're good. Yeah.

[E]

This is J.D.

[A]

What time is it there?

[E]

Hey, it is 6:26. I'm an early bird, man. I run a dog rescue. So I'm up at 5 every morning to take care of 24 dogs.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

I'm founder and president of Lone Wolf Rescue. I don't know if you saw my comment in your Facebook book about a week or two ago, but you guys were talking about your party and having a POS Car bash. Yes, and my rescue would be more than happy to help do one here in Las Vegas, like, after the summer. If you guys are down for doing a fundraiser for my rescue. We're a 501C3.

[A]

This is a goddamn plugola. Plugola. J.D. i understand. Not the other J.D. in Vegas. J. J.D. we can talk about it, but if you're gonna get on the air and start plugging your wares and assuming that we're gonna convert all of our listeners into funding your 513C, that ain't gonna happen in the first 20 seconds, okay?

[B]

And he's only taking care of 24 dogs because number 25 didn't make it.

[A]

Nothing funnier than dead dog humor by Bobbo.

[C]

Good morning, everybody.

[A]

Hey, Bobbo, do you have any more dead dog jokes or, like, dead cat bounce jokes?

[B]

I'm sorry, Petey.

[A]

We'll be back in just a second. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy car radio for. Give me the vin.com text bid now to 888111. That's bid now to 888111. If you'd like a immediate bid on your car, top money buyer in the market. If we don't beat your CarMax offer today and today only, we'll give you $100. And. Back with more of the broadcasting. Live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

You know, I've always been a great supporter of the LGBLT.

[A]

Nope.

[D]

GED.

[C]

Unrelated.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. WNBA. Yes, yes, WNBA. Now. John Clay Wolf. The song's so good, we wanted to play it again. Hour number two. Hell, we're almost halfway through hour number two. Time flies when you're having fun. J.D. what were you saying a minute ago when you were bragging?

[C]

I wasn't bragging. I was making a point. We have a guy, Scott Morgan, who listens to us down on the coast of Texas. And he was bringing up a point. He said, you realize, JD You've worked with. These are all Dallas Fort Worth radio really legends. Terry Dorsey, Ron Chapin. I worked with Ron Chapman, Stevenson Pruitt. I worked with Stevenson Pruitt at his radio station called the Eagle. Kid Craddock. I worked with all of them, and now I'M with John Clay Wolf. He was. His point was they're all dead. You're.

[A]

No, that was his point. You're next.

[C]

Oh, you know what's funny? You bring that up. Hang on. Because I brought this with me. It's funny that we went that way.

[A]

You're bragging about your career, all your dead friends.

[C]

I wasn't bragging about my career.

[A]

I was just saying I'm young.

[C]

You're greatness.

[A]

I'm not greatness. I'm just.

[C]

You're in great.

[A]

I'm not ready to die.

[C]

Stevenson Pruitt, Kid Craddock. John Clay.

[A]

Terry Dorsey's dead. Jim PR Dead. Jim Stevens is dead.

[C]

Stevens and PR Are both dead. Now Kid Cric's dead.

[A]

Kid Cradock is dead, but he's still alive. On the radio for the past five years. They haven't let him die yet.

[C]

That's the best part of it. They're still. Still doing the Kid Cratic show show, right?

[A]

No. Who else was on?

[C]

Good Night starring Johnny Carson.

[B]

Terry Dorsey.

[C]

Terry Dorsey. Ron Shamon, Stevenson Pruitt, Kid Cric.

[A]

Ron Chapman, still alive.

[C]

I worked with another guy named Russ.

[A]

Martin is still alive, barely.

[B]

And John Clay Wolf.

[A]

And if you want to check like every. We're nationally syndicated, but there's this thing going on in Dallas Fort Worth and this guy, this host, Russ Martin, and you don't know if he's going to be dead or alive every day. So you got to tune into The Eagle at 4:00-clock to check in because they're just like. It's like the Truman Show. He's got a. He's wigged out and he's working out of his house now he can't even be around his people. And it's like every day at 4 o' clock, they just to see if he's still gonna be alive or not.

[B]

It's a ratings boost.

[C]

It's a ratings booster.

[A]

It's real is what's crazy.

[C]

Yeah. Anyway, my point is, would you sign my will?

[A]

Your will?

[D]

J.D. really?

[C]

I just need someone to sign it that knows me.

[A]

And just in witness whereof, John Anthony Bibbs.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Hereby set my hand to this last will.

[C]

Yeah, it's my last will.

[D]

What? Did he read it?

[A]

The foregoing four pages. I mean, you want me to sign something? Oh, wow. I really feel important now. Jennifer Compton is the other one.

[C]

I just need people that know me.

[F]

This.

[C]

Sign it, please.

[B]

It's your last will and testament.

[C]

Yes, I do it every year. It's not a big deal. I'm not dying.

[B]

She let Jennifer sign it, not me.

[A]

D. Lord.

[C]

You weren't here.

[B]

What's that about?

[A]

He's right here.

[D]

Right now.

[C]

I'm so sorry. The. Thank you, John.

[A]

Every year you update your will? Yes.

[D]

Why?

[C]

Just because of. What If I die, which I will one of these days.

[A]

What did you change between last year and this year?

[C]

I added Kimberly to it. My girlfriend.

[A]

Oh my God. Pw. Pw. Pw. Pos.

[C]

Yes, your wife in your will.

[A]

Yeah. But you're not married.

[C]

That's not the point. If I die, we share a house. She needs some money to be able to continue on that home.

[A]

She. She makes a big living.

[C]

Yes. So, okay.

[A]

You don't want to give your money to your children.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

I don't really like them that much. Wow.

[A]

So, hang on. See, we're bringing up a very sensitive topic. This is what causes rifts, right here. I shouldn't assign that to early. Why? Because I disagree with the decision that he's made on his estate.

[C]

Lord. How disagree with that?

[A]

The blonde, bosomed, bushy tailed bunny slides in on jd, the swinger nudist life and just intercepts the ball of the riches that his kids were going to inherit.

[C]

They were.

[B]

They were.

[C]

Until this week. Till you just signed it. Thank you.

[A]

Why would you do that to your kids?

[C]

It's not. They're not getting. She's not getting all the money. They're still getting. They're still in there. See?

[E]

Right there.

[D]

She's getting something. Why would she be around that long?

[C]

Because we share a house together. And if I were to die tomorrow, she would need some assist getting to the end of our contract at the apartment, that's all.

[A]

She wouldn't. She makes enough money to cover that.

[C]

I know. She makes more than I do, which really hacks me off.

[B]

Johnny, I'm really worried about dad. Don't worry, Katie. Someday we're going to get all the radio money.

[C]

Yeah, they have it now. All the radio.

[A]

But the bimbo just intercepted the ball and now she's running back, not a bimbo. And then JD's gonna die. Yeah, it's all going down.

[C]

I can hope it happens between now and noon.

[A]

Eight every day. Between now and what?

[C]

Noon.

[A]

We do have a listener party today. Go to the John Claywell Facebook page. It's in Fort Worth, Texas. Wild pitch.

[C]

Yeah. If I'm gonna die, at least do it on the air, right?

[A]

If you have a heavy car. It's also a car show, so I'm gonna be driving to McLaren bring out your cool cars, meet us, have a few beers.

[D]

Yes. Wild Pitch Sports Bar.

[A]

If you're going to have more than four beers, you need to bring another driver to help you home with your car. Yeah, three is your call, right?

[D]

Is that, Is that how it works? You got to spread it out?

[A]

Bad advice by me. Early this morning. Hey, I'm going to be on the air with John Granado in Houston. I'm going to co host the morning show on ESPN 97.5 Monday morning. If our Houston fans down there, there's some guys that have been asking us to do that for a long time. So his co host is going to be off the air and I'm going to head down Sunday night and do the morning show with him.

[C]

Are you going to do his show? Supper as opposed to this show?

[A]

I don't know. I heard he drinks a lot too.

[D]

So how's your sports knowledge doing?

[A]

Oh, yeah, I'll need you to help me with that. Turtle. So I'm a b. I think they bring me in as like the bulldozer. Bs. Bs Er.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I do need to tune up. I don't know what season we're in.

[D]

All right, so do you know Blues.

[A]

Are in a game.

[D]

Okay, what game are the Blues in?

[A]

The Blues are in game three of the. Of the Stanley Cup Finals.

[D]

Who they playing?

[A]

I have no idea.

[C]

Okay, you're actually gonna play the J part?

[D]

Yes. You are gonna be to the Boston Bruins tied at one. There's a game tonight, so there'll be game four. You'll have to be able to talk about Monday. What about the NBA Finals? Do you know who's in that?

[A]

Hang on. Okay.

[C]

Tall guys.

[A]

Tall guys. Tall black and white men.

[B]

There you are.

[A]

Not many Chinamen in the NBA Finals this year. I'm gonna say. Who were the Supersonics? They turned into something else.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

No, it's not them.

[A]

Oklahoma City. What? What's the guy's name that. That everybody likes so much that LeBron James. No, no, no, no, not him. The little short, short one. He's kind of. He's Curry. He's. He's a light colored black man.

[B]

Steph Curry.

[D]

Steph Curry.

[A]

Seth Curry. Who's. He played for Golden State. Golden State Warriors. Are they probably in it?

[D]

Yes, they are. Very good, Very good.

[A]

I just guessed that. And who's LeBron James playing for this year?

[D]

He's not playing in the NBA Finals. He's on the Lakers.

[A]

That's right, the Lakers. And I know it's not the Mavericks. And I know it's not the Rockets or I know they're both in the.

[D]

Western Conference, so think Eastern Conference. We got kicked off.

[A]

Boston Celtics, they were always good back in the 80s.

[D]

Here's a good hint for you. We got kicked off the radio station. Kicked off their radio station.

[A]

I did.

[D]

Out of the country.

[A]

Oh, the damn Canadian bastards.

[D]

Toronto Raptors.

[A]

I knew that because Drake was on Facebook talking smack about how great everything is. So.

[D]

And you can share that story. Being kicked off out of Canada and.

[A]

It was all because Justin Bieber and Mayor Ford did a cocaine binge prostitute night.

[C]

Right.

[A]

We made up this whole story and then the.

[D]

They've both done it. We just put them together.

[A]

Yeah. And we did this. This fake story in Toronto on air. Baba. We did a bit and they didn't like it. But the good news is is I did it on purpose because I wanted out of my contract. And I was just there. They kept calling me to threaten me, to kick me off. I'm like, God, I'm not there yet. I don't want to break any FCC rigs. But the ethics violations, it seems to be you guys are real sensitive. Not ethics, but just moral code.

[C]

Moral code.

[A]

So it's not going to take much.

[D]

Saying the mayor and Justin Bieber were doing blow off strippers, you know.

[A]

Hey, the mayor was. They finally called it. Oh, we've had enough. Yeah, we've had enough.

[B]

Hey, John. Yeah, it's Rusty Travis over at wd99. You got this thing you keep seeing sell the. And I don't know, you know, if that's okay.

[C]

Sorry, sorry.

[A]

So the Raptors in the. Anyway, I'll be on there with Granado on 97.5.

[C]

Why do they even count?

[A]

They're count Monday morning.

[C]

The National Basketball Association. They're a national. That's ridiculous.

[A]

How did those guys. Why don't we take on a Mexican.

[C]

Basketball team or Canadian. We got a Canadian, Russians.

[A]

Hawaiian.

[D]

Because they're going global.

[A]

Hawaii's bigger deal than Oklahoma. And Oklahoma's got a damn basketball club. Anyway, we'll get to this and more. My name's John Clay Wolf. Text bid now to 88111. Bid now. Text bid now to 888111. If you'd like a number on your car. Meaning like to sell us your car or just call in 800-800-7234. Live on the air right now. 800, 800 radio. I see Rush Limbaugh on the ISDN line. We're going to join him. We get Back. My name is John Clearwolf and I'm by CARS Radio. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[E]

Damn right, baby. Rock and roll.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. I'm a fatty and I lost my voice. Kill the guy. Camaro.

[C]

God. Dark.

[A]

Have you seen him?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Poor guy.

[C]

Yes, on stage. And he just.

[A]

He was so pretty. He was like a girl.

[C]

Yeah, he was very pretty. So special.

[A]

Now he's like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers and Etha. But he can still sing. No, he can't. No, you can't do that either. Hang on. Turn it up. I gotta hear this. This brings me back. You can't help it. That video and the girl pulling her shirt up. When you're 16 years old on MTV at Reunion Arena. That was the. That was a good time.

[B]

Good times.

[D]

Sometimes that's the first time you actually seen boobs at a concert.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Even if it was just under boob in the video, it left a lasting impression on this young wolf here. It sure did. Kyle and Katie, good morning. You're on the air.

[B]

Scotty.

[A]

Hey, what you got?

[E]

2014 Dodge Ram, 1500 Longhorn, Laramie, 68, 000 miles. Good shape.

[A]

Is it 20, 20, 20, 20, 20,. 20, 23 and a half.

[E]

Pretty close. What?

[A]

I mean, we go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Or you can just text bid now to 88111 and I will get on it. We'll have come over. Do what?

[E]

Just let you know. A couple years ago, before I was.

[B]

Leaving to go out of town or move.

[E]

Y' all did me great. On another 2500. Very similar truck.

[B]

I just came back with a 1500.

[E]

And doing something different. I just wanted to give you a big thumbs up. So.

[A]

Oh, how many years ago was it?

[E]

Two years ago, December.

[A]

And you went from a diesel to a half ton?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And now are you gonna go back to a diesel?

[E]

Yeah, I think so.

[A]

Yeah. It's just a man thing. You know, you shaved your bush and you thought you were cute. And now you're like, you know what I want? I want to be it. Did you dump me, Turley? Yes. You dumped me, Kyle. He dumped me. He deleted what I just said from the context of the show. So, Kyle, let me start over.

[C]

You.

[A]

You. You. You had this. You had a diesel truck. And then. And then you manscaped. It's like you manscaped. You bikini waxed, you gave yourself a Brazilian and you went to a gas half ton. And now you realize that you kind of feel like maybe a tran, you know, a swing. Well, I'm worried about what I can say because Charlie will dump me.

[D]

You're okay. You're good.

[A]

You're still. You're good. He doesn't want to be a girl is what I'm trying to say. J.D. so he's going to sell us his Longhorn Laramie. He's going to go get back into a coal burner. Kyle, is this all. Is any of this true or am I making stuff up?

[E]

Well, I would say it's a little bit, but it's the difference of being in Texas where my trailers are and being in Alaska where they weren't.

[A]

Right. We need to get a set of bull balls to plug in as a receiver hitch for the show.

[E]

Oh my gosh.

[A]

Yeah, Absolutely. Speaking of, at the Lister party in Fort Worth, Texas tonight, we will have the all new sell that bumper sticker available free on the house if you're interested.

[C]

Awesome. That'll be from four to six, Fort Worth, if you're in the area, even anywhere in North Texas. Come join us for with listener party today from 4 to 6pm Central Time in Wild Pitch Sports Bar. The ladies will be in lingerie because it is so easy. You can do in your underwear and all sorts of activities.

[A]

Heavy car show. Here's the two things we're pitching us. Meeting our fans.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Good looking gals and heavy cars.

[C]

Heavy cars.

[A]

Heavy boobs and heavy cars.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Thick. The thickness. That's a great bringing on the thickness.

[C]

So if a listener has one, they can bring it out as well.

[A]

Absolutely. We want our listeners to bring out their heavy cars. These poor bastards. These poor rich people.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

They have these heavy cars got. But they've got nowhere to take them. You know, we buy them all the time. I got a 15911 Turbo. It's got 1200 miles on it. Are you that big of a loser?

[C]

No.

[A]

You got nowhere. You got money, but you have no friends. I know where to go, so we'll be your friend. Just bring your heavy cars. Bring your hundred granders out to wild pits today and meet us. We want to see him. We'll take pictures of them. I mean, we'll take care of them.

[D]

That's what you buy them for. To show them.

[A]

Dude, there's a lot of heavy metal in these garages that. That people never see.

[C]

Lord. Yes.

[A]

So we, I think actually that's our whole shtick on these listener parties. We need to start giving these cars a chance to come out and be seen all these beautiful girls that never get on the stage. We're gonna bring these cars out and gather them. They do this cars and coffee thing. That's whatever. That's fine. I want to start doing listener parties.

[D]

With heavy metal, heavy cars and heavy boobs.

[A]

Yeah. And. And good looking trucks. You know just. Just a place for you to come show off your s. Yeah I think.

[D]

It'S a great idea.

[A]

Rick and Mansfield a 16 Silverado 3/4 ton 19,000 miles 4 wheel drive crew cab Navigation. Leather or cloth?

[E]

Cloth.

[A]

Diesel or gas?

[E]

It's got cloth baby.

[A]

Diesel, gas. Is it a SLT.

[E]

Now? It's a C71.

[A]

Okay. I don't know off the top of my head I've got too many questions I've got to ask. Just. Just thinking. I'm thinking mid 20s to upper 20s but I need to get the VIN number or the plate number and some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll work on it. Austin in 09 Austin Texas good morning 09 BMW 320 morning 80000 mile sport leather roof. 090909 with 82 door four door it's a two door I think it's a five grander unless it's a 330. Is it a 335 Turbo or just 328 two door.

[E]

It'S a 328 I it's that two door. It's my wife's car but I mean it's sporty little car. It's real clean.

[A]

What does sporty mean? Like it plays football well looks good.

[C]

In a tennis outfit right?

[A]

Sporty you know I mean five grand should kill it dead. It's a little three series. Two up two body styles old. Three body styles old. It's before the switch in 11. It's got 80 on it. I'm sure something's wrong with it because they all are. Cuz those Germans can't make a car that'll make it past 10,000 miles without the check engine lights coming on. It's five grand. Buy it. I'm starting actually.

[C]

Why?

[E]

That's actually why I'm. That's why I'm actually selling it. I keep hearing you want to sell these before they hit 100,000.

[A]

I'm starting to like 5 grams high. I'm starting to want to rescind my offer. I'm going.

[D]

Hurry. Take it.

[A]

I'm going backwards. I'm. I'm peeing backwards. I. I'll Do.

[E]

I'll do five grand.

[C]

I'll do.

[E]

I'll do five grand.

[A]

I bet you will. There you go. If. Okay, here's what I'll do with you, Austin. If you want the money, I'll have a check at the listener party today. And you're going to have to drive your ass up from Austin. If, If I got to come get it, I'm paying 4700. You bring it to me, I'll give five. There you go. Fair enough. All right. 800. 807. 234.

[B]

You know, it's a little bit off topic, but, you know, as rock singers go, great rock vocals, you know, the difference mainly was between Vince Neil and Freddie Mercury. Freddie Mercury was sporty.

[C]

He was sporty.

[B]

Yes, he was.

[C]

Yeah. Looked good in the tennis outfit. Just like I said, sporty.

[A]

Bob, though. That was your revelation.

[D]

I mean, he got there. He got there.

[A]

You shut the whole show down for that. Hey, Ed, good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. Good morning, sir. We. We've got, we've got Big Ed from the the Bronx here with us.

[B]

Brooklyn, you're going to start a fight, I'm telling you.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What's the difference? Lots of difference.

[B]

Now you did.

[A]

Oh, no. Now you did.

[D]

Oh, no.

[B]

Anybody from Brooklyn knows that. We're just smarter than the Bronx.

[A]

That's what it comes down to. And how, how are the guys? How's the buying going for Give Me the vin? Ed's a. Big Ed's a buyer for Give Me the vin, and he deals with a lot of our Virginia and Maryland guys. Philly.

[B]

Well, I wind up with a lot of fakers. I wind up with a lot of fakers. People called Shoemaker, people called Bruce Lee, people called Chris Farley. I got a lot of fakers from the East Coast, I noticed.

[A]

And they all usually have a lot.

[B]

Of junk cars, too. So if you want to bring your junk car somewhere.

[A]

Junk or drunk?

[B]

Junk. Okay, Drunk maybe too.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But definitely junk.

[A]

So how is your situation with your. Is your girlfriend up yet or she sleep?

[B]

No, thank God both the girlfriend and the side chick are asleep.

[A]

Okay, so she, she's an alcoholic. God rest her soul.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

And you have to handle her child?

[B]

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. As a matter of fact, last weekend.

[A]

She abandoned the child for a little.

[B]

While and I had a four day, four day adventure with my two year old. God bless her.

[A]

But she, she. I got it, J.D. okay, thanks though. She. I'm trying to interview Ed. She cheats on Ed.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

My bad. I thought it was a conversation.

[A]

No, it's me and Ed and I.

[C]

My bad.

[A]

Hey, Mike, can you turn off all their mics so I can talk to Ed? Yeah, no, seriously, let's turn off all the mics except mine and Ed, you got one minute. Okay, Ed. Is it a hard out? Yeah, it's a hard out. So she cheats on you? Yes, sir. And she's an alcoholic.

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

And she had a child with another man that. Y' all don't even know who it is, but you're raising the child.

[B]

Yes, I'm raising the child. I'm a good Catholic. I try to be. Last weekend she was away for four days.

[A]

You think she got laid by the pool?

[B]

Oh, yes, I would think so. I would hope so.

[A]

You think she. She. She got late and. Are you still. Are you still having relations with her? Intimate?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, it's one of those. Yeah, she's really in it for the kid that's not yours.

[B]

That's exactly right. I love that, baby. And.

[A]

And the guys from the Bronx are smart. Smarter than the guys from Brooklyn.

[B]

No, that's the opposite way, baby.

[A]

Okay, I'm getting all confused. I'm getting all confused.

[B]

Wow. That's what happens when you raise a Catholic inside an Italian community.

[A]

But the whole. The whole Catholic thing is if you knocked him up, you stick with it. But you didn't knock this one up.

[B]

Nope. Nope.

[A]

We'll get to this and more in a minute when we come back because I have more questions about this whole situation. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy carson radio for givemetheven.com.

[B]

When he decided that selling cars was an undesirable career path, he decided to buy them instead. Now he's worth literally millions in incorporated, carefully counted and absolutely unavailable cash flow, whatever the hell that means when achieving a major business milestone. He ordered an open bar for his entire staff with a two drink maximum. He's pleased to offer genuine kindness and mutual respect to his fellow man, but only after learning if their average rough or clean. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[A]

Yeah. Play that rock and roll.

[B]

And guess what? Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's Saturday. The John Clay Wolf Show. Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K. Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host John Clay Wolf.

[A]

You know, I feel like I should do a monologue right now, but I've been on the air for two effing hours and I'm kind of wore out.

[D]

Oh, 2000 cars.

[A]

2000 cars too.

[B]

Thousand.

[A]

I'm. I'm road hard. Put up wet dog. Yeah, we did. Thanks for the sob plug, Bobbo. I think you were talking about me.

[B]

That was. That was the loving tribute to. To you, boss. I'm proud of you.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you.

[C]

We're all proud of you.

[A]

We did. We did break the record. Forgive me. The vin we've been trying to do it in and we bought or spot sold them 2200 cars in May.

[C]

It's amazing.

[A]

In May.

[C]

It's a lot crazy.

[D]

A lot.

[A]

The counting on that alone is what is very difficult in the recon on that, in the transportation. Just all the amount of flow that's going on. It just gets kind of weird. It'll turn you into an alcoholic. You need to watch out if you're planning on doing it. I would, you know, don't lean into the bottle quickly. Just stick with light beer because that way you can pace it. Pace it out.

[C]

You need to paste beer just like.

[A]

I did last night. Drinking from. What time do we have the little company party yesterday?

[D]

When we popped the champagne it was like 3:30, 4:00'.

[A]

Clock.

[D]

When.

[A]

When the 2000s.

[D]

Guess who bought the 2000s car.

[C]

Who did? I didn't ever ask.

[D]

Old Hoot.

[C]

Did he really?

[D]

Yes. One of the first guys hired to be a buyer.

[B]

Awesome.

[D]

It's just amazing.

[A]

I played high school football with him.

[C]

Did you really?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

That's perfect.

[D]

It was just.

[A]

It was.

[D]

Everything was meant to be. I mean it was crazy how it went down. It was really cool scene.

[C]

Just be party balloons and the whole thing. We had champagne that went all over the carpet.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And then we're gonna have another celebration today at. At the Wild. Pitching at our Facebook page John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. And you can see all the details.

[C]

Wild pitch sports bar, Fort Worth. Four to six.

[B]

See you there.

[A]

Yeah. Four o'. Clock.

[C]

You kind of did that wave off thing like. Shut up.

[A]

I didn't want to go through the whole thing right now, but the. Yeah. Bring out heavy cars. It's a car show.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

But yeah, we brought that GT3 Porsche I think we. We bought. Remember the one last Saturday that was on the air. I just called my guy and it's in transit to Dallas right now. So I told him to take it to the wild pitch because I want to bring some of our heavy cars just for the car show. And I've got a McLaren and there's a Ferrari that's coming. That it? Rob's gonna bring. Show it off.

[D]

Why not? Because, I mean, they only stick around for a week, so you really only show it to a handful. When I say handful, a lot of dealers. But the public would like to see it too.

[A]

My brother came over. I haven't talked to him in years. And he came over to the house last night and we played pool. And then a neighbor came over. We played pool from 5:30 until 2am.

[D]

Wow, that's a long game.

[C]

You're a little tired.

[A]

Yeah. You've been up one wasted drink, steady throughout the entire process. Listen to some good tunes. But it got into serious pool. Like, you know, it starts off just screwing around.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

The neighbor came over and he was slinging sticks and putting us down pretty hard. And I'm like, I've got a game up. I'm glad this guy's here. He's gonna make me wake up. Testosterone we got. Exactly. And that's. We got to play in some. Probably the best pool I've ever played in my life. But I was up late.

[C]

And that's why when you're drinking, there's a good zone there for a while. It's bowling and pool. And then once you're out of that, you're terrible.

[A]

And late. Like. Like from 11 to 1. Just the perfect buzz.

[C]

Perfect buzz.

[A]

The perfect buzz. And the timing was just right. And I played the best games I've ever played in my entire life.

[C]

Totally know what you're talking about. There's that zone, man, where you're just relaxed enough that you kind of feel it and you just go.

[A]

That's right.

[C]

Boom. And then when you go over that, you can't hit anything.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I was. I was twice the player when I got into that zone.

[C]

Totally get it.

[A]

So is that why people smoke marijuana? To get there?

[D]

Yes, sort of.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Just get that zone. That's why you have to know the right amount.

[C]

Drops the filters and you just sort of. You. You're in your zone.

[A]

Okay. Okay. Ken in Temple, Texas. Good morning, Ken. Ken. Ken.

[E]

Good morning, John.

[A]

Hey, I see you want to know where to get the sell that T shirts.

[E]

Well, man, I mean, I think I've gone 20 miles waiting on you. I already bought them.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, they're online on. On our merch. On our merch thing. And John. Clay Wolf show. John Claywolf dot com.

[E]

But cool.

[A]

But if you got. If you guys. Hang on. Do what?

[B]

I'm with me.

[A]

If you want to come to the listener party tonight, we will have the sell that T shirts and the stickers. So that's what I was trying to get out, Ken. Now back to your Kia.

[E]

I just. I mean I've been out of the car business for a while, but when the frick did Kia become something people are crawling over to get.

[A]

I'm with you. I still think they're throwaway cars, but they're not. But it's fun. You gotta. If you don't have something to hate on. If you don't have something to hate on, it takes the fun out of it. And Kias and Hyundai's were fun to hate on for a long time and they're actually getting somewhat good. And that Suzuki went out of business.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

We need them back so we can hate on them. Tim and oh. Seven Tundra Limited with 180,000 miles average. Rough or clean?

[E]

Clean.

[A]

Are you ready to sell that bitch?

[E]

Possibly.

[A]

We need to talk to. Somebody's ready. I mean this ain't a kissing service. This ain't free insurance.

[E]

Oh, I'm definitely ready.

[A]

Okay, so you want to take 7,000 for it? 7,000?

[E]

Oh, possibly, possibly.

[A]

Who we got to talk to? The wife, grandma, mistress, kids. Your kids? Who all do we need to get on the phone and make a decision? Oh, on 180,000 mile 12 year old truck? Come on. Seven grand? Yes. No. Come on, come on. Make a decision. Maybe. No, I might. I might write this 7,000. Then what's it take to buy the son of a. Not.

[E]

Eight sold.

[A]

And if you back out of the deal, you're a damn liar. Go to givethevin.com and load it up and get it done. First one down. Finally. My God. We haven't had any calls of people that were serious this morning.

[C]

Got him.

[A]

So. So what we got out of the man for free for you. For you people in sales. Not that I'm in sales, I'm in buying. But what you just. All these guys have these help videos on Facebook and they charge for these seminars. If you'll just listen to what we just went through. That's all of it in a nutshell. The guy lied. Didn't mean to lie. No, he's not lying intentionally, but his objection of why he didn't want to do the transaction is because he didn't think it was enough money. But he wouldn't say.

[C]

He didn't want to say it.

[A]

He wouldn't say he wouldn't say it. So, John, you're a jerk on the radio. How do you talk to people like that? What are you doing? Sir, I didn't mean to talk to you like that. I was trying to make a point. I had to slam you up into. I mean, it's like the forearm shiver coming off the. Off the line. As a lineman, you have to jam him up and get the truth out of him. The truth is the man wanted 8,001st truck. If I would have said, well, let's think about it, let's talk about it. Let's do this. Let's talk. He didn't need to talk to anybody. He had 170,000 mile truck. Nobody wants to talk to him about it anyway. Except me. I'm only dumbass the one that wants to buy it. So, you know, I stood him up and put him on point. And he said 8,000. We did business. I might lose money. I might make money. I might break even. I don't know. But I'll tell you one damn thing's for certain. If I don't own the. I'll never know.

[D]

Yep.

[A]

And now I know. All right. 808. That's my. That's my little preaching for the morning. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

Got brush dialed up here. He's been waiting patiently.

[C]

Rush Limbaugh this morning. Good morning.

[B]

And there he is, the man of the hour. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Let's all toast to some coffee and some Vicodin.

[B]

I heard you sold 200 cars this month. 2200 going for employee of the month. Kind of a. Have they got your picture on the wall? They do.

[A]

They do. They do.

[B]

I think that's awesome. I actually. But look, I actually sold cars as a teenager.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Didn't do very well at it. Didn't do very well at all.

[C]

Really. Can imagine you're kind of a blowhard. I would think you would.

[B]

But, you know, DJ Ryan, what's JD in radio? Have found our success in failing at something else.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

And so I've landed here. But do you know about the. The Mexican tariffs? No. Tell me, have you heard about this thing?

[C]

I missed it.

[B]

Apparently, our esteemed leader, Donald J. Trump, has imposed tariffs on products from Mexico.

[C]

Mexico. Right.

[B]

That means they'll be taxed at a higher rate.

[C]

Right?

[B]

And a quarter. Quarter percent. So avocados, tequila, and tiny scorpions made from copper wire are about to become much harder to get. But look what people nationwide are wondering. Do I stock up on tequila now or Wait until later. But this, this, kids, is your solution. And we came up with this here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[C]

You can help us.

[B]

Your old Uncle Rushbow has got an idea.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

You can fight this by buying non taxed items from Mexico. Think cocaine. No, no, it's legal in Oklahoma. Really good. Mountain marijuana.

[C]

No.

[B]

Guadalajara.

[C]

No, we're not promoting this.

[B]

But not to mention masculine. If you can find mescaline, there's a. There's a certain kind of hat.

[C]

Or not.

[B]

When you go to places like say, Colorado Springs, Denver, there's a certain kind of hat the man wears who sells mescaline.

[D]

Really?

[A]

I met that guy in Cabo.

[B]

One of those jungle type hats.

[A]

Yeah, I met that guy in Cabo San Lucas, close to Aspen.

[B]

He's got that jungle type hat, aviator sunglasses.

[C]

We're not promoting this.

[A]

We're not promoting. He's talking. Why does your man talk? J.D.

[B]

Just a way to save money for the common man. And despite all that, I mean, don't even think about money. Cocaine and marijuana and mescaline.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Might make you feel better about the whole thing. I'm not, I'm not one to advocate. I'm just saying from an economic standpoint, sometimes it's better to think outside the bong. And you heard it first here, folks. On the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Talent on Alone from God. There it is.

[D]

It's an interesting plan.

[A]

Babo.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

When are we going to get sued or at least get a cease and desist over that bid?

[C]

I'm going to say Monday at this point.

[B]

I don't know. I mean. What do you mean?

[A]

I mean, just, you know, there's a guy.

[B]

We know a guy named Rush. No last name.

[A]

But you say Rush Limbaugh, Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[B]

No, I don't.

[A]

Florida.

[B]

I don't say that. You say that.

[A]

No, no, you say it.

[D]

We say it in different parts. It's not all together in one.

[B]

No, we just say Rush.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I say Excellence in Broadcast.

[A]

Now on the intro deal, and your special guest, Rush Limbaugh. And then you use his company brand in the tag Excellence in Broadcasting.

[B]

If you listen closely, it's stated Rush Limbo.

[D]

Yeah, he does. He's.

[A]

He's.

[D]

There's a go around.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And maybe we should introduce him that way.

[A]

Rush Limbo.

[B]

Just occurred to me. Rush Limbo's on the line. And then you hear that Pretender song and you can't tell them apart.

[A]

Javier 14 Silverado, Texas edition with 80,000 miles leather navigation, correct?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Is it a Big back door or small? Back door.

[E]

Big.

[A]

So it's a Crew cab is 15 grand. Buy it.

[E]

I was hoping maybe a little more. I know 15 is quite a bit.

[A]

But I owe probably like 18 on it. Do you have any money in your checking account?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, so you can buy. Can you buy your way out of the. Out of the debt? Out of that swirling cesspool of debt? I mean, if I gave you 16 grand, can you write the $2,000 reader to get out of the difference?

[E]

Maybe not right this second.

[B]

I couldn't do that.

[E]

Maybe in two weeks I could do that.

[A]

Okay, go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Will work or tech. Go ahead, Bobbo. Can I give you a. A thing I've asked for? This will be the fifth time I've asked for it.

[B]

Oh, what's that?

[A]

I know with you, the fifth time's the charm. Can you get us some more auction audio? You're sitting there next Wednesday and you're sitting there for three hours. You're working hard and you're doing a good job at the auction, running the video board, the scoreboard and all that. But if you could just hit record on the audio player on your computer because all the audio is passing through there already.

[B]

I actually bought a secret super agent audio recorder, man.

[A]

Okay, do that.

[B]

Awesome.

[A]

Can you record the auction for us next week so we can get some audio cuts that aren't five years old?

[B]

Yeah, let's get out there and test those microphones and see what we get. Dude, it's going to be awesome.

[A]

All right. Hey, we need to in. In. DJ Prek, I need you to do the same thing on the other side because Kent's on one side and I'm on the other side.

[B]

He doesn't have his secret agent recording.

[A]

We'll have 550 cars at the auction this week. We got to. All right, remember real quick we wanted to break but we've got a listener party. You can in. In Fort Worth, Texas today at 4 o' clock at a car show. You can go to John Clay Wolf show Facebook page page and all the information's there. My name is John Cleveland. I'm by Cross Radio. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Put down that mess.

[C]

I'm gonna kill him.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. See, Baba, you ruined now. John Clay Wolf was a school boy when he heard his first Beatles. I'm not a schoolboy, I'm an old man. 46 old man. God, it's so funny. Look at your kids, and they're bitching and complaining about nothing. And you're like, dude, shut up and enjoy it. Just enjoy it.

[C]

They can't. They're in their world.

[A]

It's the best. If you look back in your life.

[E]

Life.

[A]

The best times of your life. The best five years of your life.

[C]

When was it?

[A]

What age?

[C]

For me, mid-40s to 50, 10 to 15.

[A]

For you, it's 10 to 15.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I'm gonna say for me, it was probably. They're right around, you know. You know, teenage, early teenage years, for sure. High school. I had a blast. I had more fun in high school than I had in college. Charlie, what about you? Best five years of your life.

[D]

I like to say I haven't had them yet.

[A]

I know, but so assuming that you. You haven't. If you were going to reflect so.

[C]

Far, one of the best.

[D]

30S, 30 to 35.

[A]

Yeah, that was good. What was going on then?

[D]

I think it was like I was around, was doing the ticket and doing traveling and doing, you know, the. The circus show.

[A]

It was a.

[D]

It was.

[C]

It was a party time.

[D]

It was a party time. It was different. I wouldn't say it was lucrative, but it was fun, you know, it was. It was a great experience. I wouldn't trade for anything.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And you were riding around, doing.

[D]

I was going from Dallas Cowboy games to. To the strip clubs to the. I mean, it was all over.

[A]

You worked for a sports radio station, Dallas, Fort Worth. And were you riding on the Cowboys plane ever? Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah. Yep.

[A]

You did. You were that guy.

[D]

I was that guy. Did it high one time, too, which was.

[A]

How'd that go?

[F]

Right?

[D]

It was. We talked about this a couple weeks ago.

[A]

I don't remember. Maybe I was high.

[D]

Experiences with edibles. It was my first experience with it and.

[C]

On the cowboy plane.

[D]

Yeah. Perfect. It was not something I recommend on a flight because Baba was talking about it.

[B]

Yeah, it's.

[D]

It's not a good idea.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

So friend of mine had made some brownies, and he's, you know, gave time, like, man, I can't take this on the plane.

[C]

I'm going on a charter.

[D]

There's no way. I can't do it.

[A]

Sure.

[D]

So I just ate it. I was like, I'll just eat it. You know, it ain't gonna happen. Nothing's gonna happen until I land. And this is. We're going to Minnesota. The Vikings game. It hit, oh, right about before we started to land. And I'm hearing these. The Gears for landing gear didn't sound very good. I just kind of. Kind of started panicking. So I'm looking around, I looked down, and, you know, there's Bill Parcell's just down there.

[A]

The tuna?

[D]

Yes, the tuna. I'm looking down like, okay, he's not panicking. All right, so shut up.

[E]

Panic.

[D]

Another reporter kind of turned and looked at me like. I don't know if he was looking at me because I was panicky or.

[A]

If he was panicking.

[D]

So I started thinking, oh, God, we may be going down. This is not normal.

[C]

It's not me.

[D]

It's not wrong here. Yeah. Luckily then we landed and I kind of calmed down.

[A]

But it was.

[D]

It was a very interesting flight, especially.

[A]

Because you have to.

[D]

To get yourself together when you're around these type of people. So, yeah, don't recommend doing that. It was a. But anyway, that was my mid-30s. Yes, it was early-30s.

[A]

I've got a cool car online one. I want to grab it. Joe in Dallas. Good morning.

[B]

Good morning.

[E]

How are you?

[A]

Here's what I see. I'm better now that I'm talking to you. I've got some questions. You got a 12 McLaren? You've got a 12 McLaren MP?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

MP 412C. 16,000 miles, and it's in, like, burnt orange. Like, UT orange.

[E]

UT orange. The best color you can get in a McLaren. The best color.

[A]

Okay, so is there anything wrong with. Does heavy paint works have bad car effects? Does it need tires? Is there anything I need to spend money on? Because, you know, so on these McLarens, the headlights will corrode and craze, and they cost $4,000 a piece to replace.

[E]

Okay? Let me tell you now, this thing, pristine. And let me also tell you I have some track tires to go along with it.

[A]

Okay?

[E]

So I've got.

[B]

I got some track tires that, you.

[E]

Know, hey, I don't need them anymore, so they're ready to go. But, no, the car's pristine.

[A]

How serious are you? About ready. So, hey, hey, hey. Are you about ready to sell it, or can we make a deal on the radio right now? Because that's what I like to doing. I love doing real deals.

[E]

Okay, hey, we can. I'm. Hey, I'm ready to sell it.

[A]

Okay? We've got a commitment to sell it, J.D.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So I know these cars like the back of my hand. I buy a lot of them. I don't know why I've turned into McLaren, man. All of a sudden, I've got one right now we're taking it to the listener party this afternoon. It's white. You got an orange one. So you're in Dallas. Do you have a title or do you have a payoff?

[E]

I got a title. I'm ready. Title in hand.

[A]

Okay, so we can make a deal.

[E]

So I'm in Dallas and where. Where you. I like driving a thing.

[A]

We're going to be in Fort Worth this afternoon at 4 o' clock at Wild Pitch. We're having a car show and a listener party. So if we can make a deal on this right now, I want you to bring it. I'm going to buy it from you right there. I'll have the check.

[E]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[B]

It's.

[E]

It's a phenomenal car. Absolutely. I mean, Dallas, I mean, it's just. I mean, in that car, it won't take me long to get here.

[A]

No, it won't. Okay, so we got a 12 MPC4 MP4 12C16,000 miles. It's a little bit Miley. It's orange, you said it's perfect. I'm gonna hit it right between the eyes and, and give you 86. I'm basing off that other one. 80s 86. 80.

[E]

86,086. Okay, well, you know what?

[A]

What do you want for it?

[E]

I was thinking, you know, I was thinking a little more than that. I was. I was gonna. I mean, 88 was my number.

[A]

Really. So we're close.

[E]

You're close. 88 is my number.

[A]

Tell me this before we go further. If I give you $88,000 in American currency, do I own the car?

[E]

Absolutely.

[A]

Okay, so it's not some stroke.

[E]

Hey, I got a car cover. Yeah, no, no, I got the car cover. I've got everything in front.

[B]

I got everything you need.

[E]

Two sets of keys and you will deliver it.

[A]

Even though [e-mail] we have curbside delivery, we pick up at your home. In this scenario, I would like for you to bring this car to our listener party today and I will write you a check for it in front of everybody.

[E]

Absolutely.

[A]

Okay, then I own you.

[E]

Get to my.

[A]

Hang on, I'm already there. We've already done business. You don't realize you've sold your car 30 seconds ago. Okay, so tell your old lady or whoever and whatever you got to do today, you're taking off. We're going to see at Wild Pitch at JD Give. Give them the details.

[C]

Going to be Wild pitch today from 4 until 6. That's a sports bar, by the way. The ladies Will be in lingerie.

[A]

Fort Worth, Texas.

[C]

Texas, Right by Brian Irvin Road. Come on by and see us. Big car show, all sorts of activity.

[A]

So before I leave the office here, I need you to go to give me the vin.com, load this up, get all the pictures. And then they're gonna need a picture of driver's license, front of the back of the title. And they're gonna get all the information and then they'll go to accounting and we'll do a check request. We can do it on Saturday and it'll print out and they're gonna put it in my briefcase and I'm going to go to this listener party today and I'm going to meet you and I'm going to exchange the keys to this car for this $88,000 check. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[E]

Perfect.

[A]

Perfect. Hey, see you there.

[D]

All right.

[A]

Awesome. Look at that.

[D]

All right, so there's. There's the heavy.

[C]

Another heavy deal.

[A]

Yeah. Heavy boobs and heavy cars.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Four o' clock today in Fort Worth, Texas. We got to start doing. This is our excuse to do listener parties. Cardinals. Hey, remember. Hey, also I'm going to be on a 97.5espn in Houston Saturday morning with John Granado. People have been asking about that for a long time. He's a famous guy. I guess he's funny, but he, he's the, he's the big dog sports broadcaster in Houston. He's the Reiner of Houston.

[C]

Awesome.

[A]

And I'm going to sit in for his co host who's on vacation. He. And I'm going to be on his show Monday morning in Houston. Hey, I might drive that McLaren down there. It'll be fun. We'll be back in just a minute. Hey.

[B]

Less cars, more bull. The John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Hey, Randy.

[F]

Hey, what's going on?

[A]

Yo, you know that a rocket man comes out yesterday or today?

[D]

I think it was yesterday. Yeah.

[F]

What was that?

[A]

The new Elton John movie to follow. Oh, it's a movie to try to cash in on the queen movie success.

[F]

It's hard for chipmunk see a movie.

[A]

Why?

[F]

Well, the only way really get in because I mean, when you walk into a movie theater, I mean, it's harder than Target, man. You're speaking to Target. Anybody can see you. You know, there's lobbies out there. Pretty bright. The only way to get into a movie is through the exit door. When somebody comes out, you gotta be pretty quick. You know, my ex girlfriend, years ago, Tanya, cut in half by exit door. She didn't make it. Fast enough.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

No, no, she's all right. She's all right.

[C]

She was cut in half and she's all right.

[F]

Yeah. Is that actor. I understand why y' all laughing. It was ridiculous.

[A]

Cut in half by an exit door in a movie theater.

[C]

She's all right.

[A]

So the new Elton John movie came out yesterday. I've not heard reviews yet. And all Randy the chipmunk can remember about the movie theater is that what was Tanya, his ex girlfriend, was cut in half by an exit door at the movie theater.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

That sucks.

[F]

She was beautiful. She was beautiful. She looked just like Theodore's girlfriend in the Alvin and Chipmunk movies.

[A]

Yep.

[F]

And she, you know, she's all right now. She has a little chipmunk dolly that she gets around on.

[A]

Hey, a dolly. A dolly. A dolly. Yeah, look. How's that work?

[F]

Well, she ain't got my hind legs no more. Yeah. What?

[A]

Sutanya the chipmunk was cut in half by an exit door in a movie. Movie theater. And y' all saved her life and stitched her up and strapped some wheels on the back of her and she just pulls herself around?

[F]

Yeah, it's kind of a long story. We met this monkey that escaped the zoo. He's a craftsman, Bruce. He rang a thing. Anyway, he made her a dolly so she can get around me and my friend Rusty. You know, we'll take over meals in the middle of the day, keep an eye on her, you know, get a little company. She likes crossboard puzzles now.

[A]

Thank you, Randy.

[F]

You great gal.

[A]

Thank you, Randy. I'd like to come back to you a little bit later and we've got some more to talk about. Duke in Las Vegas, Nevada. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning, John. I've got a 2013 Chevy Sonic. 65,000 miles. It's the LT. Nothing fancy, no leather. What do you get me for it?

[A]

What color is it?

[B]

Red.

[A]

Does it have alloy wheels or hubcaps?

[E]

Has alloy wheels.

[A]

Average rough or clean condition?

[E]

Clean.

[A]

$4,500.

[E]

That's not bad. You're in the ballpark there. I picked it up for three grand up in Washington, drove it down here to Vegas, and it's amazing how much more cars are worth down here in Vegas. But if I can't turn it, I'll go ahead and go to your website. That sounds good.

[A]

Go to givemethevin.com, load it up. We'll buy it. We have a. We have an office over off Sahara Drive across from Carmax. And anybody listening out there that wants to go to Carmax and Get a bid, run across the street. Like anything online or in person. If we don't beat a Carmax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred bucks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Kurt. A sixteen three quarter ton diesel. Cummins. Cummins. Cummins. Is it a leather or cloth.

[E]

Vinyl?

[A]

Vinyl. So it's a st.

[E]

It's the Tradesmanal. Does it have a tradesman?

[A]

Does it have a. Does it have a chrome grill or a black grill?

[E]

Black grill.

[A]

Okay, so it's got great miles on it. Low 20s. 23, 24, 25. 24, 25,000. If it really depends on how, how base it is. I need to see photos. Can you grab a couple pics and go to givemetheven.com and upload it so I can look?

[E]

There's two different versions to you guys in Baton Rouge. I sent it to you guys in Baton Rouge last week and I never got no response from them. And I was just gonna kick it around with you and see.

[A]

But when you go to give me the vin.com the computer automatically builds the car. Did it throw a number at you?

[E]

No, because when I, when I went to your website, it pulled up to. Pulled up a gas motor.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If you w. If you look hard at it, the, the fundamental VIN pull is, is it shows a gas but then it gives the diesel option. You just have to click the diesel option, go.

[E]

I didn't see it.

[A]

Then go to the website, load it up and we'll work on it afterwards. That's what, you didn't get it properly loaded, this one? Nobody called you back? Go load it up and we'll get with you after the show. But make sure you throw a couple pictures in there and you can run by the office in Baton Rouge. We'll make a deal and we can cut a check today.

[E]

June four brother. Thank you.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio brother.

[C]

Well, we have the big party this afternoon. Listener party. Some people may be taking lifts, they may be taking an Uber. But Mark Castle of Florida, he saw a hundred dollar fee on his bank statement after his 30 minute lift ride recently. After the driver submitted a picture showing what appeared to be vomit on the back seat, the driver said, hey, here's a hundred dollar deduct. Actually, Castle said that never happened. We have audio here if you got it. Lyft robbers.

[B]

He took advantage and he robbed me. Essentially. That's what that is. It definitely made Me feel very taken advantage of. And then when Lyft just kind of.

[A]

Shrugged it off, it just made me feel gaslit, like.

[B]

Like I'm just lying or I'm just being dramatic.

[C]

So they say. Actually, the BBB is warning that vomit fraud is up on the rise with these companies like Lyft and Uber. Yeah, they have these stock pictures of vomit on their car, I suppose. And they're saying, this man threw up in my car. There's a hundred dollars, not, you know, fee in his. In his bank account.

[D]

And they charge it automatically recorded.

[C]

They charge you because you throw up. You don't know.

[A]

Did you just have a stroke?

[F]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Castle now videos himself getting in and out of every ride share in case he needs the evidence.

[B]

What a bunch of.

[C]

What a bunch of vomit.

[A]

Get a car. Just get a car. Quit being a hipster. Even you guys in Austin stop being such.

[D]

What if he was drinking?

[C]

Drinking?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Sometimes it's calling for him.

[A]

Get a friend and have friends.

[C]

Yeah, and most of your friends are drinking, too.

[A]

Call your mom. She'll come pick it.

[C]

That'll work.

[A]

David Lee Ross hears nearby Van Halen music in hotel.

[C]

He's in a hotel room, and he's. And he hears Van Halen music. So he thinks, hey, you know what I'll do? I'll give these guys the biggest surprise of their life. I'm gonna knock on the door and walk in. This is called this. We have that audio as well. It's called Go Away. Dave Roth knocked on the door and was. Nate, you're gonna surprise the occupants. I'm David Lee Ross.

[A]

He didn't have it. He doesn't have it.

[C]

Anyway, so needless to say, the bachelor party, they didn't really know who he was, even though they were.

[A]

So. Wait, he was Bobbo saying earlier tonight when I first walked in, about experience. And I've been doing this long enough that I should have it together by now.

[C]

That's the one.

[B]

You.

[C]

Three hours later.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So he walks up and he actually hears him.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And then, see, Bobbo preps the show and lays out all these cuts for Turley so that he can click on the soundboard.

[D]

We had that.

[C]

We did have the time, like Bobble has all week to do. It's.

[D]

No, no, I'm not.

[A]

I'm not gonna blame him.

[D]

I'm blaming the computer on this because we did have the cut.

[A]

It's more fun to blame him. Yeah, much more fun to blame him.

[D]

The crash took away the cut, which is bizarre. Anyway.

[A]

Well, that's pretty cool.

[C]

That's what happened.

[A]

David Lee Roth. I guess we'll have to get to that later.

[C]

Know when you're not cool anymore, David. And you're not cool anymore, David.

[B]

And what happened was he was expecting a crowd to burst. Hey, everybody, I'm David Lee Roth. Nobody and nobody sounded very excited.

[A]

On the flip side of happy rockers, Neil Young refuses to finish set even after he's unplugged. Do you have that one, Mike?

[D]

I have half the cuts right now. No, here you go. Yes, I got that one.

[B]

Very good.

[D]

So they cut the power off because of Cure for you.

[B]

The Bottleneck Music festival in Napa Valley, California has a strict curfew due to the venue's proximity to nearby homes. So when Neil Young and his band were still playing that song right. At 10pm Saturday night, organizers shut off the sound system and it left only the band's monitors blaring as the band continued to play, helped by a very enthusiastic crowd. So Neil, don't quit.

[A]

Speaking of Neil, Ned, do you have any do you any Neil Young? Bobbo's got some Neil Young songs that he wrote that I think you'd be entertained by. And Bob O and Ned will be playing as their new band today at 4:30 at the listener party on the stage.

[D]

We got to get into that next.

[A]

They'Re Goodbye DC we will see you next week. We're fixing lose DC but the name of the I named Yalls new you need to get up in my bud. This is a radio show. I know you think you're on TV but you got to get up the mic the I've named your new band I'm kind of new at this John I'm named your new and also we're a morning show and you always show up like when it's almost over. Is it still the morning? Yeah. So you got to get up a little earlier, boss man. But that we're glad to have you and we're glad to have you on the stage this afternoon at the listener party. But the name of your new band Are you ready for this Drum roll. Stinky Pinky.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Stinky.

[B]

No Pinky.

[C]

I can't wait. Oh, man. I follow you guys anywhere.

[A]

Sounds more like a dry rub thing, but that's okay. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio and see Ned, if you are all geared up and ready to go on time since you want to do this and we're glad to have you then you'd be cocked and ready to take us out with a live acoustic. But you're not. But we'll try that when we come back right here on the John Clay Wolf Show, Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Ain't you them kids that have been whacking off in my two. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf. I forgot. I was drunk and I sent you that, didn't I?

[B]

Confess. Tick tock, man.

[A]

Good morning, everyone.

[C]

Good morning, Chocolate Clay Wolf.

[B]

You looked at me like, what? What are you doing?

[A]

Why'd you do that? Oh, I sent it to you to do that. That's right. Sometimes I'm not. Sometimes you might need to filter my judgment. Turley does it all the time.

[B]

I ain't doing it.

[D]

You know, I was so shocked. I probably should have, but I didn't.

[A]

Well, okay, let's just keep going back. Judgment call by me. It's not the first time it's happened.

[B]

I think there was a lawn tool called a weed whacker that was part of that skit, as everyone knows.

[A]

That's good, Bob.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

I appreciate that save.

[B]

Thank you very much.

[A]

Des did catch it. That was nice. For those of y' all who missed all that, that you're probably better off.

[D]

Go to the podcast.

[A]

Oh, two Toyota. Yeah, go to the podcast. Goes up at one o'. Clock. Oh, two Toyota Tacoma. 180,000 miles. Was it? Well, I don't know. Two grand. Three grand, Tyler. Three grand, man.

[E]

If you can. If you can go 3,500, we can have a deal.

[A]

I think we'll probably have a deal. Will you take some photos and send it to [e-mail] givemetheven.com or. Or you can just text bid now to 888111. And that goes for Tyler in Houston and anyone else that is. I got part of the audience.

[E]

Well, I already. Already already put the bid on mine. They just want me to send some photos. I just know I was listening to your show. I might as well call in and see what you said about it.

[A]

What station you listening to us on? 94.

[E]

5. The buzz.

[A]

The Buzz. The Buzzard. Cool.

[E]

And it makes me mad that I cannot catch the first hour. I don't know what. It's ridiculous.

[A]

Well, we. So we stop.

[E]

They go ahead and put it on.

[A]

We start on the buzz at 8. The first hours only. East coast. So that's why there's no central time zones.

[C]

But it is on the stream.

[A]

It is on the stream. You go to John Claywolf dot com.

[C]

Right.

[A]

And you can stream it off there. You can stream it off Washington D.C. big 100 if you want to do that, boss. And then if you lose us on the buzz. If you lose us on the buzz, which you will at 11 o' clock you can grab our number five on ESPN in Houston. 97.5. And I'm going to be on the air with John Granado Monday morning doing the morning show with him sitting in for Lancer line. Cool.

[C]

All five hours are on the stream@john claywolf.com.

[A]

That'S my name. Don't wear it out.

[C]

Don't worry.

[D]

So what? Okay. There's a new band. I guess last week I missed the.

[C]

Second half of this.

[D]

No. So there's this. I don't know who this gentleman, Ned Barlow. Go ahead, say it again. Hey there.

[A]

Ned's an old friend of mine from way back. He's a local yokel. He's a good guitar player. And I told him to come by the studio and meet Bob. And they jammed a little bit. They started a new band called Stinky Pinky. We started it right now. And they're going to do their first live performance this afternoon at Wild Pitch at our listener party. And it's our 2000th car. We busted 2000 cars bought at G this month. 2000 cars in May we bought. And we're having a party to celebrate it at Wild pitch today at 4:30. And we're 4:00 clock at 4:30. Our band Stinky Pinky will be taking the stage. If you'd like to hear a. You know Ned, what's going to be on the set list. Yeah, yeah. So. So Ned Bo is. He's a lyrical genius. I don't know if you're aware of this. I am aware this. Okay. So he took some Neil Young tunes and he jacked him around and he. He decided he could fit Slam My Peter in the door in basically any Neil Young lyric that exists. Why don't you play it? What? What can you play? Needle in the Damage Done. And Bobbo can show you a sample of some of yalls new hits from Stinky Pinky.

[D]

Yes, I'd love to preview of this hit.

[C]

Sure. We don't have the cease and desist yet so let's get this done. Yeah.

[A]

That's the way Neil played.

[B]

Anyway. I saw my dealer Cause I wanted to score he closed my peter in his passenger door. Oh no, my Peter's gone.

[A]

I fed.

[B]

My doggy and he wanted some more. I fed him food right there on the floor. Now his peter got smashed in the cellar door.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So we can hear that tonight.

[A]

We can hear that live tonight.

[B]

And I didn't write that already. Neil channeled that to me intentionally, I think.

[C]

I believe so.

[D]

Stinky Pinky.

[C]

Stinky Pinky live today at Wild Pitch Sports Bar in Fort Worth.

[A]

Now, this is going to be the first time you've ever had a band that can actually move Merch. That is the truth. Stinky Pinky shirts need to be ordered and put on the JCW site. Merch, I have a feeling that your shirts are going to outperform DJ Pre K's balling. DJ Pre K, are you here with us?

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

We're bringing you some competition. Oh, what are you gonna do with these white boys? I mean, they're trying to steal your stage.

[D]

Oh, no, man. All I' ma say is go to john claywolf.com and get you a dj pre k ballin off the lot. T shirt, baby. Now, will Pre K perform one song? Maybe.

[A]

Do we. Do we have a setup for. They're gonna bring it. They're gonna bring us PA So can you bring your. Your gear, dj, and do some live performance for the fans?

[D]

I got my laptop with me, baby. Let's see what we can make.

[A]

Shake, is that all it takes these days is a laptop?

[D]

Yeah, maybe we living in the future for a rapper.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. And before this comes up ever again, I'm not responsible for a pa. I don't own one. I ain't bringing it. Okay, so when we get there and there's no pa, you go, paula, where's pa? I don't have one. I'm not planning to bring one. I don't know where there is one. I will not have a PA. Hey.

[A]

Gents, can I ask one quick question?

[D]

We got one for you, Bob.

[A]

Question. Yes, yes. I just want to make sure because I'd love to come out and play. Am I going to be fired before I get there?

[D]

I just.

[A]

No, that. You saved that for Gordon, Keith's brother.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Okay. Just making sure. Absolutely.

[D]

Oh, did he get fired? I'll be fired from a band, huh?

[A]

Gordon, Keith's brother's band, he was in, and I went to go see them two weeks ago, and when I got them, like, where's Ned? And he's like, he got fired before he. Before we took the stage, they let him know.

[C]

How many bands have you been fired from this?

[A]

Well, two or three.

[D]

And each time I was Unaware of.

[A]

It until after the fact. I. I completely believe it.

[C]

I'm seeing a trend.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Maybe the problem is me.

[B]

The Keys guys band is not. They're not Pearl Jam. How do you get fired from that band?

[A]

Wow.

[D]

You get fired. I mean Stinky Pinky.

[A]

It's.

[C]

It's.

[A]

You know, you're done.

[D]

Retire after this one.

[A]

If you get fired from the Stinky Pinky duo. Okay. Then I think that you need to take up a life in insurance or something. Lord help me know, right? It's hard being a mid-40s guy and you just can't have a band to stick with.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We got you. I think we found a home for you for good. We'll. We'll see how this goes tonight.

[C]

Party starts at 4 o'.

[B]

Clock.

[A]

This party starting to sound more and more fun to me.

[C]

Really is. Big car party. Heavy cars, lovely ladies. Wild pitch Sports Bar, Fort Worth for to six. God knows how late he goes.

[D]

Heavy cars meaning lambos, you know, McLaren.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Not heavy women, just heavy cars.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Thick. Bring on the thickness. The thickness. Little thickness. If you have a Porsche, bring a S body with the big ass.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That put an S. A911S is a big thick butt. It's like a dually truck.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

Kim Kardashian made it famous and just in right order, like all stereotypes. What chased her down? A nice looking black man. 800-807-7. He's the accidental racist. It's not accidental. It's just life. It's just life.

[C]

That was on purpose.

[A]

That's not.

[B]

Speaking of. Kanye was on.

[A]

Roy taught me about the thickness. Uncle Roy taught me at a young age about the thickness.

[B]

What we said Kanye was on day one Letterman show and it hasn't come out yet, but there's a preview where Kanye talks about his. What he thinks may be a mental.

[C]

Condition that he has David Letterman's interview show on Netflix.

[B]

We've got to play this for you later in the show if. If Turley doesn't have it now, which he should. It's on the stick.

[D]

We'll get that here in a second.

[B]

It's really. You know, I'm fascinated by this guy. What's going on with Kanye?

[C]

Why are you fascinated?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

It's, you know, the, the Trump love is just something that happens with some people in the country.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Perfectly natural.

[C]

About half the country.

[B]

He's been a celebrity for a long time. People love that. Okay. Yes. You wouldn't think Kanye, but, you know, wouldn't.

[C]

But you Would. Because Kanye loves to go against the grain. He loves that. He lives for it.

[A]

He lives for Satan.

[B]

He latches on to stuff.

[C]

Right.

[B]

But I mean, like, the only thing I can say is, isn't it about time that we make Kanye 2006 again?

[D]

Well, here's the audio. Let's listen.

[C]

OK.

[A]

I feel a heightened connection with the universe when I'm ramping up. It is a health issue. This is like a sprained brain, like having a sprained ankle. And if someone has a sprained ankle, you're not going to push on him more with us, once our brain gets to a point of spraining, people do everything to make it worse. And you want publicity and people to feel sorry for you so you still stay relevant.

[B]

What's he talking about?

[A]

He's just an idiot. But one thing, he reminded me of something. A sprained ankle. You don't keep pushing on them. Well, you do if you're Art Briles. And guess what? He got a new job as a head coach. And technically, what a transition. Art Briles, the banished Baylor head coach from Stephenville, Texas, that ran this incredible chemistry lab on high school kids and won several state championships, is back in the fold in where? What city?

[D]

In high school football at Mountain Vernon. So of course, you know what happened at Baylor. He basically covered up his players raping pretty much everybody on the.

[A]

Raping is such a strong word.

[D]

I don't think it's strong. I don't think it's strong.

[A]

I don't think it's strong.

[D]

I don't think it's strong.

[A]

You don't think it's overly strong for this scenario?

[D]

No, I don't.

[A]

Did you read the reports? I did not.

[D]

Yeah, it's. It's pretty heavy. And the bail, in my opinion, they're doing a great job of keeping this down. But Art Briles is now a head coach in high school football. So you think when you're getting a high school football coach, you'd bet him, right?

[A]

Yeah, they know.

[D]

Listen to this is the reporters now. He's on a national stage. So in Mount Vernon, a little town in east Texas, they have, you know, their little community paper and stuff like that. They don't answer or ask a lot of hard questions.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Well, the AD got some hard questions asked.

[A]

We believe the process we went through, we vetted coach browse the best of our ability. Did you speak with any of the victims at Baylor about this hire? We were not able to speak to any of the victims, no. Did you speak with any of the NCAA officials about this hire. The only person we spoke to that had any connection with NCAA would have been Grant.

[D]

So why would you say you've done.

[A]

A vetting process when you say you've spoken.

[D]

Spoken to none of the victims and.

[A]

You'Ve spoken to nobody from the ncaa? What type of vetting did you do with the vetting process we went through is we talked to people who know him personally and who were involved into that, Some who are not able to. To name at this time. But we really believe that the process we went through was one that would. That our community would be proud of.

[C]

And one that we know that we.

[A]

Did a job with.

[D]

Yeah, huh. We just talked to his. His wife, his mother said, oh, he.

[A]

He's a great person.

[C]

Got 7, 11 knows he gets coffee every morning.

[A]

If they don't catch, I think it's going to be 70% odds that they get so much heat over this that they're going to chop him before showtime.

[D]

I think so, too. Little town like that, you don't want this kind of press.

[A]

But what you do want in Texas is to win football. Yes, you do. And you want players that will come play for him, knowing that they will get looked at by colleges. So if he does make it through two a days without getting chopped, the Mount Vernon football team will be one to watch.

[B]

Well, I just don't see what we could have done. I mean, at the advice of my deputy, Barney Fife, we went down and talked to Floyd the barber, who may not be the best barber in town, but he does love football.

[C]

He said hire him.

[A]

He said hire him?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And all y' all are saying we vetted him. Well, what of it?

[A]

Well, the vet. I mean, we vet the dogs, we vet the cows, and we blackleg. I mean, we don't vet the people.

[B]

We vetted 40 chickens on Tuesdays.

[D]

That's the truth right there, man.

[A]

Man, I lived in a small town like that, and in hearing that guy talk, the elected officials, they're exactly what you just heard.

[C]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

They really are.

[A]

Instead of me trying to color it in, I mean, you heard it yourself. I don't really have to color that.

[B]

They just shush.

[A]

Just you shush.

[C]

We're the same church where your mama sits.

[A]

Your daughter goes to school with my nephew.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So quit that right now.

[C]

What we're talking about, you need to.

[B]

Quit talking that sass.

[A]

You know that I'm on the board of the country club and I can chop you out of it. Right?

[C]

Right.

[A]

What are you gonna do on Tuesday night for chicken. Better watch out. We're gonna win some damn football games. Boys, y' all better stand back. We're here to win. Second place is the first loser. Says Ricky Bobby's daddy and my name is John Claywolf and I buy cars and radio. Forgivemetheven.com text bid now to 888111 or go to givethevin.com. if we don't get a CarMax offer, we'll send you check for 100.

[B]

When his wife asks why he finishes love making so quickly, he reminds her, hey, we both started at the same time. When asked how he spent the money he won on a $2,500 scratch off, he says he spent $2,000 on whores and whiskey and squandered the rest. He doesn't enjoy deer hunting, which he equates to self pleasure. Once you shoot your gun off, you've got a real mess on your hands. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[A]

Tall boy.

[B]

Yeah, buddy.

[A]

Stinky Pinky, take two.

[B]

Why? Keep your eyes on the. Roll your hands apart on the wheel. I Keep your eyes on the road your hands upon the wheel. We're going to the roadhouse. We're gonna have a real a good time. Let it roll baby, roll Let it roll baby, roll Let it roll baby, roll Let it roll.

[A]

All night long. Not bad.

[D]

So is that going to be tonight?

[A]

Tonight at 4:15, Stinky Pinky will take the stage. We've rehearsed two songs now.

[C]

That's awesome, man. That's great. They're ready.

[D]

So if you want to see a. A disaster, you know, train wreck, you.

[A]

Know what's going to happen here is they're going to be good and then they're going to get mad and they're going to want to rename themselves something straight.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And then they're going to get mad at me long term that I branded them Stinky Pinky on the front side. And that's how everybody's going to call them when they try to change their name to something serious. I see this. I just. I just see it happening.

[B]

What's straighter than Stinky Pinky?

[C]

The band formerly known as Stinky Pinky.

[B]

I mean, even Led Zeppelin used to be the new Yardbirds.

[A]

This is a good point. That's a pretty weak name. The new Yardbirds enduring Stinky Pinky's live set today at the 2000th celebration. Give me. The VIN broke the 2000 cars bought in one month record. And it's our first local listener party in Fort Worth at Wild Pitch today at 4 o' clock in car show during Stinky Pinky's live set. The I've officially announced, proclaimed, declared, declared that the cigarette smoking ban will be lifted in Tarrant county during. While they're singing. Perfect.

[D]

Does Wild Pitch Sports Bar know about this?

[C]

Nope.

[A]

No, they do not know about this. But damn it, we're in charge, right? So light them up. I'm kidding. Who wants to smell a bunch of damn cigarette smoke anyway? I don't. You'll be asked to go outside.

[C]

Y' all know Charlie Robinson. I saw him in stage Billy Bob's one night. No smoking in Billy Bob's. But Charlie smoked the whole time, drunk off his butt. It was hilarious.

[B]

Have they banned smoking inside Billy Bob?

[C]

Oh, yes.

[B]

Oh, yes.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the live call in number right now if you'd like to get on the air with us and I'll bid your car if you like. Or you can just go text bid now. Bid now to 888111. Or you just go to givemetheven.com bought 2, 000 cars.

[C]

That's amazing.

[A]

Actually. 2200 in May. God, I remember we started this, man. We get like four people a day.

[C]

I was asking Michael what the first goal was. The first big.

[A]

We did it 100 in a. 100 in a month.

[C]

In a month.

[A]

In a month. And then we had 100 in a week. And we went and had a little drink. We always have little drinks.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

We have little parties. So today is a. Is a milestone party for 2000. And I don't know what the next milestone party. I guess I'll just keep growing.

[C]

I was gonna say. What do you see this stopping ever.

[A]

What I like is the idea of these listener parties. If we get into the heavy car scene and we in. In the guys, because there's all these rich guys that have these cars and.

[C]

Gals, they're in the garage, then they.

[A]

Never use them, they never take them out. So we'll give them an excuse to bring them out.

[D]

It's my weekend driver.

[A]

And then I'll be. You know, we're already known as. As America's used car manager. And then we can get dialed in more to get to know these guys and. And be their car buyers. Because I don't know if anybody read the news this week or watched the news. There was A. And I hate to talk about this, because this guy's a. I know him. Oh, really? Yeah.

[C]

What happened?

[A]

But it's. I mean, it's in the effing news big time. Didn't pay off the trade ins.

[C]

Oh, I did see some of that. Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Huntsville. I'm not gonna say the names, but there's a. There's a chain of car dealerships. Actually, there's another one, Brad Fenton. He's got a bunch of dealerships, and they're not paying off people's payoffs, so. So it's safer to do business with us when you know the money's good.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Just because they're hiding behind a Hyundai sign or a Maserati sign doesn't always mean that these dealers are in good financial health. And they. They do. They buy your car and they don't pay your payoff. And then you get the late notices, and now you're making payments on two cars. And the credit union doesn't care. The bank doesn't care if the dealer hadn't paid it off. That's you problem.

[C]

That's you.

[A]

And if you look at our reviews online, there, you'll see 2,000 reviews. You might see some people bitching, saying they got to my house and they turned around and left. Yeah, because you lied. And the car was. Had motor, knock, in it, junk. Yeah, I mean, out of 2,000 reviews, we might have 20 bad ones. And it's always the same story. It's. It's people that lied to us about the condition of their car and we didn't buy it. But one thing you'll never see on those reviews is their money was no good.

[C]

Right? Ever. Ever, ever, ever. Right?

[A]

Our money. They never paid.

[D]

My vehicle.

[C]

You say out of 2000 cars, that's 2000 cars this month.

[A]

2200 times average cost to carve 17, 500. You do the math. We'll do $350 million in revenue this year.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

Whoa.

[A]

So if you're gonna have money problems, that would be the pressure test.

[C]

What are you drinking? Right.

[A]

Why are you always busting my balls about drinking?

[C]

Because you come in here on Saturday mornings and you're like, I don't have anything to do. I'm tired. Don't talk to me, Bobo. Don't introduce me. God, you've been such a crab this morning. It's like you're on the rag, dude.

[A]

I was up playing pool with my brother, who I hadn't talked to in 10 years.

[C]

Like you don't have a profess.

[A]

He have the stinky pinky.

[C]

Sure you don't have a professional show to do on Saturday mornings? Stay up, stink eye just rag on people. This guy comes up here, a guitar player, you're ragging him. He's here for free. I mean, Jesus Christ. Maybe you should think about it.

[A]

Aa, listen. A hole.

[C]

What?

[A]

I'm not.

[C]

Well, you're not. What? You're. You're ragging the people that are up here for free. Your world.

[A]

Could people not drink alcohol just because you're. It's not just because you were no good at it and you failed.

[C]

I was very good at it for a number of years.

[A]

You failed and you had to check out and go to California and do one of those handsy pansy rehabs. But me hang out on the beach because you were still under contract with CBS radio and they had some high dollar insurance policy. So instead of taking your ass on a vacation and paying for it yourself, you used their ticket and called it rehab and sat out there in California and then you come back here and start judging everybody else.

[C]

Maybe at the time when you are affecting this show, which you do every Saturday, when you come in here hungover and drunk, maybe. Maybe it's time for you to take a look in the mirror, man.

[B]

You guys, maybe you need to just.

[A]

Check your ass on out of here.

[C]

I probably need to take a break.

[A]

Maybe you just need to go, you know, maybe you just need to go out there like Bobbo and Ned. Go out there on the patio and get right.

[B]

You're not going anywhere.

[D]

Why would you get into his rehab?

[A]

JD's left the building.

[D]

Why would you go into his rehab? Seriously?

[A]

Well, because he's busting my chops.

[D]

That's a serious. I mean, he really takes pride in that.

[A]

But don't start pushing your religion down everybody else's throat. My name's John Clay Wolf and I'll be back in a minute. Stinky Pinky, take three.

[F]

I hear that cranny coming he's rolling around the bend I ain't seen sunshine since I don't know when I been stuck your folks to prison Damn it ain't time keeps gray you know.

[A]

That.

[F]

Old train keeps rolling on down the sanding toad My mama used to tell me she used to tell me son always be a good boy don't never play with guns But I shot a man in Fort Worth just to watch him die He's a son of a bitch I hear that wish blowing I ain't my headache.

[A]

Randy. Randy has now joined the band. Randy, are you gonna come?

[F]

That song just breaks me up.

[A]

I just can't believe that Tanya got cut in half by a movies theater door. Hey, y' all rigged her up.

[F]

You know, we avoid movie theaters a lot of times for that reason. Because we can't just walk in, you know, buy a ticket. They can't even see us. But that's all right. Tanya's okay. You know, I was thinking about coming to your party this afternoon.

[A]

Oh, yeah?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[F]

You gonna beat the Wild Pit Sports bar?

[A]

Yep.

[F]

But there's a lot of heavy betting over there.

[A]

A lot of heavy betting.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Hey, and you're gambling, fiend. Hey, hey.

[F]

And I've got the nuts to play with, I tell you. Okay? We hit a milestone this week ourselves.

[D]

No.

[A]

What kind of milestones?

[F]

All this time you've been thinking, where can you buy nuts before they're ready? Well, you can spend a fortune at Walmart or Target or that Nut Hut in the mall. God, they're overpriced. We found this guy Childress down here on the loop, just out of town. You're not gonna believe this. We got 28 pounds of nuts. All kinds. All kinds. Almonds, cashews and Brazil nuts and pecans and peanuts. Hazelnuts. Right.

[A]

Forest.

[F]

You know how many nuts that is?

[A]

28 pounds or whatever you said.

[F]

Yeah, it's like a gazillion. So I was gonna come to my party and, you know, show my nuts and see, you know, if I could maybe sell some.

[A]

You gonna trade your nuts for some sports betting?

[F]

Well, what else you gonna bet with?

[A]

You gotta put your nuts on the table.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

And you gotta lay it down.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, if you're gonna be a gambler, you gotta have the nuts for it.

[F]

Yeah, I was just gonna say that. I mean, you know, sports betting. Yeah. Especially hockey. It takes nuts to bet hockey.

[A]

Thank you.

[F]

Luckily, I got him. See you later.

[A]

All right, we'll see at 4 o' clock at the. At the party today. Oh, that's funny. David and Austin, get up here, tell that dog what to do. Are you yelling at a kid or a dog, David?

[B]

Yelling at Randy, my dog, man.

[E]

I'm in a rest area in Hillsborough.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Makes sense. What kind of dog?

[E]

A little rescue dog. I got a rat, terrier, Chihuahua.

[A]

Takes all kinds to make the world go down. A15F350. 15F350. Platinum. Dually.

[E]

No, it's single.

[A]

The dualies are what we want. The dualies are what make the market. Those F350 single wheels are not just not as desirable, but I still love it. I'm not trying to say you don't have a great truck because you know you do, but I just wish it was a dually because I can pay too much for good dualies is what I'm trying to say. If anybody's out there with a good dually, I understand. Go to give me the VIND. Give me the VIN.com or text bid now. Bid now to 888111 and we'll give you an offer on. Okay. 15 Platinum 67, 000 mile, four wheel drive, long bed, leather roof, nav. What color?

[E]

Tuxedo black.

[A]

Tuxedo black. Not black, but tuxedo black. I don't know if 15. A 15. A 15 old body style. 16 was the next. And is it deleted or is it. Does it have factory emissions?

[E]

I've got the factory emissions. I can put it back on.

[A]

I need them because that's becoming a real problem, especially on expensive trucks because they can't get them inspected. And it's. It's. Anyway, the.

[C]

The.

[A]

The deleted is a. Is a real issue these days. Cheaper trucks, it's okay. More expensive. It's not deleted. Means all the emergency are yanked off guys for better gas mileage and performance. I don't know, Dave. 38, 000. 38.

[E]

I might load that up on your site because I'll go order me a dually.

[A]

Well, go do it.

[B]

Go do it.

[A]

Let's go. Speaking of, here's a 16 RAM. Is it a dually lowering?

[E]

Yes. Yeah, it is.

[A]

Is it a mega cab or a crew cab?

[E]

It's a Crew Cat.

[A]

The 16 was 78. Is it worth. Is it worth 30,000?

[C]

More than that Bud.

[A]

How much?

[E]

I'd had to go 50.

[A]

You're crazy. You're stoned off your ass. It's a 16 with 80,000 miles and you want $50,000. This is why. This is why a lot of people quit this business. Because some people, it's just hard. It's hard to deal with people that are unrealistic. Rodney in Fort Worth, you there?

[E]

Morning, John.

[A]

Hey. Hey, do me a favor on this Volvo. I've got a lot of questions about is it a wagon?

[E]

You know, it's got the storage in the back, but it doesn't say wagon on the tag anywhere.

[A]

No, but I mean, is it the wagon? Is it like the long like like the family truckster or is it an suv?

[E]

No, it's the wagon and it's not an suv.

[A]

Do this. Take a Couple of snaps of it, grab your license plate, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, the computer will bid it immediately and I'll call you afterwards. Okay.

[E]

So you can't tell me I.

[A]

Don'T know it off the top of my head and I don't want to look it up because I'm tired. That's the truth. That's just the truth. If I knew it off the top of my head, I'd do it. But you're going to make me work and I mean, my computer will bid it automatically. And I'm have to think I spent so much blood, sweat and tears all night in crazy.com mode programming this computer so that it would do this automatically that I don't want to do it.

[E]

Yeah, but I don't know.

[A]

I'll talk to you on the radio when the radio.

[E]

When you talk to you on the radio, you give a lot higher price than if I plug it in here.

[A]

See, Rodney is a. He's an English professor at the local college driving his Volvo wagon. And he ain't no dummy. He does listen, and he's right on that. I'm gonna get out of this deal before I overpay. Oh, he listens to us every Saturday. Thank you very much. I appreciate that. Los Angeles Online 1. That's interesting. You know, we got a deal working with la, a big stick. God, I hope that happens. Speaking of Austin, I think we're gonna change stations here in a couple of weeks. So heads up on that. If you don't find us on this station, we'll have it on our Facebook page where we switch to. We've been working on a deal for. For two years on this other stick that we finally have come to terms, and I think we're gonna do it. Speaking of terms, JD. JD's back. JD's cooled off?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

I mean, do you want to be here?

[C]

I want to be here, but I'm. I'm back with condition, if that's okay.

[A]

You're back with a condition. Okay.

[C]

That's all right.

[A]

Like a condition.

[C]

And I think sometimes being maybe in the room with you is too much stress for both of us.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

So I would like to. I think this is fair. I'd like to work from home.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And I'd only like to work two hours.

[A]

So on Saturday morning hours. So on Saturday mornings you want to just like ISDN into the studio and.

[C]

Not be here in present for my home studio. If y' all could build it for me, that'd be nice. Too.

[D]

At least you can do lots of demands right there.

[A]

I mean, that's pretty heavy.

[C]

I don't believe it's demands. I believe it's.

[A]

It's a five hour show.

[C]

I know.

[A]

And how much do you want to do two?

[C]

Pick them.

[B]

Huh?

[C]

I'll let you pick them.

[A]

So I get two hours of your beautiful talent on Saturday morning.

[C]

Okay, you're right. Don't pick them. 9 to 11. That's mine.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[A]

He's chosen. Okay.

[C]

And it's about to be 11 o', clock, so I get to go home.

[A]

Okay. And are you going to drink at your home studio? You going stay sober?

[C]

Absolutely drunk.

[B]

Every day.

[D]

It's a. It's a cover up.

[C]

It's a cover.

[A]

800-800-7234 JD. We'll consider your request.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

And we will bounce it off of hr. We'll talk to the engineers about maybe building you a little rig at the house, getting you set up.

[C]

It's more than fair.

[A]

Okay. It's all fair enough. It's. I mean, it all makes sense to me.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

Absolute sense. David and Weatherford.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[A]

I want to buy this dually, but I don't have time to go through it all. Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? I'm serious. I'd love to buy it. And if we make a deal, you can bring it over to the listener party at today at 4 o' clock before stinky pinky takes the stage.

[E]

Oh, man.

[A]

You know, at Wild Pitch. And we will write your check.

[D]

Wait, so you'd have your checkbook out.

[A]

There at the party? Yeah. Really?

[D]

Hold on now.

[A]

What's a brother without a checkbook? What's a brother without a checkbook? Got a checkbook ready to write some checks that are good.

[B]

They're good.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

That's the key. Yes, that's the key. Okay, so we've got a minute and 46 seconds left on KZPS and KTBZ. And then we start hour number five.

[C]

The stream continues at John Claywolf dot com. Right there at the very top, there's a little button streaming Las Vegas.

[A]

Good morning. Hope y' all are doing well. Oklahoma City, our great friends in Austin. So San Antonio, Corpus, Baton Rouge, Lafayette, New Orleans, Lake Charles, Abilene, Witcha Falls, Amarillo, Midland did a pretty good job of memorizing. Thank you. Rogers, Oklahoma. Fayetteville, Oklahoma. Rogers, Arkansas, Fville, the Keg. I know. We've got 28 stations. We're on now. Have I hit them All.

[D]

I think so Close.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No, no. Colleen. Yep. D.C. big 100. Colleen, Texas.

[D]

What about all the Louisiana ones?

[A]

I named them.

[D]

Is that all of them? Yeah, I guess.

[A]

I think there's four or three.

[D]

It's sad we don't remember all the stations.

[A]

Do you remember we used to add a station? We were like high on that for a week.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I think we're fixing to add 5 more in one shot. And then there's a lot. We're gonna be growing a lot. I believe in the next 24 months. I bet we're on a hundred stations two years from now.

[D]

Wow. That'll be another celebration that we'll smoke.

[A]

Pot at that one.

[C]

I think that's why it's important I work.

[A]

We'll do it from Denver. We'll do a Denver listing party. We're not even in Denver yet.

[B]

We won't have time for parties if we're on that many stations.

[A]

We won't.

[C]

We will. You won't.

[A]

Why? We always have time to party?

[B]

I don't know, John. I think it's. I think it's time we get a little more serious, you know?

[A]

Okay. We're going to talk about that in a minute. I. I want to inquire your money. Anyway. Go to givemetheven.com people and. And that we're losing on the station. There's two stations. We're dropping Houston. Jump over 97.5 and I'm going to be on the air Monday morning down there with Granado on his show. Co hosting. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio and hope to see you Dallas Fort Worth guys at. Go to the Facebook. Facebook page John Clay Wolf show to see it.

[C]

Wild Pitch Sports Bar. See at four o'. Clock.

[A]

Four o' clock today. Want to see what these jackasses look like? Go to john claywolf.com and don't forget to download the podcast. The John clay wolf show. 800, 800 radio. Call in. Presented by gimmethevent.com.

[B]

I met her in a club down in North O Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola C O L A cola she walked up to me and she asked me to dance well, I asked her a name in dark Brown's hands She said Lola hello La la la la. Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy but when she squeezed me tight she neither broke my spine no, my Lola La la la la la.

[C]

I.

[B]

Ain'T done but I can't understand why she walks like a Woman and talks like a man hello. La la la la la la la.

[A]

La la la la la.

[E]

When we.

[B]

Drank champagne and we dance all night under electric candlelight she picked me up and took her on the knees she said, little boy, won't you come home with me? I'm not the world's most passionate guy when she looked in her eyes fell off on my Lola La la la la la la la la la oh.

[A]

Stinky pinky, take it four.

[D]

For those that are outside the area. I guess if they drive in. Could they hear that tonight?

[A]

Yeah, they could hear that Tonight. Stormy Daniels has admitted that the whole Trump affair thing was a hoax and she denies having an affair with Donald Trump. Now in the Washington Post right now.

[C]

So where's the money? Come go.

[A]

Well, it says that the money went to her in sold out strip club performances and endorsements. And I mean, you can read it. I need to dig in deeper to understand that that's pretty heavy. So if that's true, then he's going to sue her because you know him, of course, and he's going to bankrupt her.

[D]

Or is this a whole ploy with them together? Here to keep in the headlines, porn.

[A]

Star Stormy Daniels detailed alleged affair with Donald Trump in a 2011 interview. And then today it is. The headline is statement from porn star Stormy Daniels says affair with Trump Never made it all up.

[B]

Oh, well, what do you pay her for that?

[A]

Ah, there you go.

[C]

That's gonna be the other side.

[D]

I mean, there's.

[C]

What do you pay her?

[A]

I think she's from Louisiana, isn't she? All the good old hoes are from Louisiana.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

This is in the Post.

[A]

Yeah. Is that not real? Is that a shady rag?

[D]

They're not the greatest, but.

[B]

No, but they are incredible news.

[A]

They sure. I mean, that's the Washington Post. What is the. Is it the state? That's Austin.

[C]

It sounds like you're thinking the New York Post.

[B]

It sounds more like the New York.

[A]

Look at the logo here.

[C]

Washington Post is real.

[A]

Look at the logo.

[C]

That's it.

[D]

I don't see it on their headlines.

[A]

Did you Click on Facebook, Washington Post.com.

[D]

I'M there too, right now.

[A]

And on the. So it's HTTPs://, slash Washington Post. So there's no weird keys in front of it to make a fake.

[D]

I'm there right now. And it says police identify victims.

[A]

Yeah, well, that's a different story, Michael. And in the newspapers have multiple stories.

[D]

Shouldn't that be like on the heading of their newspaper? Like it could be headline?

[A]

Maybe this Happened yesterday.

[D]

That's why they're not in business anymore. Their business is failing because they don't have it as their headline.

[A]

Maybe it was yesterday's. Maybe it's two days old and I'm.

[C]

Virginia shooting is a bigger headline than Stormy Daniels.

[A]

Tell me about that. Catch me.

[B]

Every headline has a. A date next to it.

[C]

Honestly, John, I'm not up to speed with what happened.

[A]

Anyone up to speed on the Virginia?

[D]

Oh, well, but that's. They're. They're identifying the victims. It's kind of.

[A]

I am such a.

[C]

12 people were killed that I do know. Yes, there were city workers. It was somebody who worked for the city who came back and shot up a place. That much I do know.

[A]

What kind of place?

[C]

A city?

[A]

Oh, City Hall.

[C]

Yeah, City Hall.

[B]

So is city of Virginia beach, correct? Yeah, My. My son's actually stationed very near there in a Quantico.

[A]

Is he. Is he in the. Is he in the security. Into the military?

[B]

He's the military police.

[A]

Yeah. Well, he probably knows. Let's call him.

[B]

You know, it's so funny, John, and you think I'm exaggerating, but there's a lot of things that he can't talk about on the telephone at this time.

[A]

He. You're his father. He won't tell you.

[B]

Well, he. I mean, he. He tells me he knows what I. He knows a lot that I know, but he's on a special attachment.

[C]

We can't say where that is. Right.

[B]

We shouldn't. Okay, but he could be anywhere.

[C]

Then we won't.

[A]

But, but you. You. You have noticed. I'm not trying to spill it, but you've noticed that his whereabouts and the President's whereabouts seem to match constantly. So you have a feeling, and he hasn't told you this, that he might be on that detail.

[B]

Well, I know. I know which detail he's on.

[A]

No, what I just said. Did you hear what I said?

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

Yeah, I think you're reading his. Your son's whereabouts, you've noticed a match with President Trump's whereabouts. So when your son's in Florida, your President Trump suddenly in Florida, and when he's in. When he's in California, you're noticing that he's always in the cities that Trump's in. So he's on that detail. Probably. Maybe.

[B]

Possibly.

[A]

Yeah. Big deal. I mean, somebody's got to do it, right?

[F]

Sure.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It's not like conspiracy theory. I mean, Trump has military, police and secret Service. He's the President. It happens.

[B]

Right? There's A presence in the world where a lot of. Lot of, say, rogue nations use online research and information. They get in all kinds of places to track down servicemen and, you know, find out what they know or to coerce them or to, you know, it's just, there's a. There's protocol in place.

[A]

So.

[D]

I'm not trying to defend porn stars or anything here. Where's the story at again?

[A]

I'd rather just skip it. I'll tell you later. It is. It is legit, but it is. The headline on it is old.

[B]

The newest, I can see it's a few months. March 7, Stormy Daniels hush money lawsuit against President Trump dismissed. And that's from USA Today. March 7th of this year, I think.

[D]

I think you got clickbait.

[A]

Nope, I didn't. It's 1-31-19, so it says. We'll see. Who cares if it was ClickBait, then the URL wouldn't be so clean. We'll look at during the break. Okay. It's boring radio. Very boring. Speaking of boring, let's go to J.D.

[C]

Hey, have you ever heard of a golden ticket to heaven? Have you ever thought about maybe there's.

[A]

A way Satan might have something to say?

[C]

Clergyman from Zimbabwe, Pastor Tito Watts was arrested for selling tickets. You got it. To heaven. To his church members, as I said. Really? Any different than what Joel Osteen does? Really? Is it? According to Egypt. Egypt. Today the police disclosed that he. He is the pastor. He and his partner scammed several people into these tickets. How much do you think a ticket to heaven would cost you? $500. That's all he needed. It was that the tickets is to get into heaven without facing judgment, by the way. The police further disclosed that Pastor Watts church members have called for the release of the godly man. They want him back out. Apparently it has reserved him a place in. In hell as well. I guess from the sounder I'm hearing. What? Oh, Lord, here we go. No, I don't mean Lord. I didn't mean Lord like that. Did you have anything to do with this?

[B]

500 is really a great deal.

[C]

I mean, get into heaven.

[B]

No, let me tell you something. Heaven is awesome.

[C]

I bet it's just awesome.

[A]

Satan for anybody that's new tuning in. We have Satan on the show.

[B]

And here Kevin has had legalized marijuana since 1969. Yeah, that's what the Eagles were singing about. You know, we haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

[C]

Well, the Bible talks about having everything that makes you happy there, so.

[B]

Well, you know, From.

[C]

From going from an oral tradition to.

[B]

A written language, there's a lot of differences of interpretation. Everybody knows they've always told the story about how I deal in souls.

[C]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[B]

And if you sell it to me, you know, I mean, may the buyer beware, Right. If they do that for heaven.

[C]

Sure. Has anybody ever sold tickets?

[B]

Why? Would there be a lot of freebies to heaven?

[F]

Really?

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

A lot of them.

[B]

You know, I mean, Glenn Fry wasn't the cleanest human being in the world.

[C]

I mean, morally. But yeah, he got in, we got into heaven.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I just didn't know.

[B]

And I'll tell you the truth, on the sole merit of the song Lion Eyes.

[C]

No, he didn't.

[B]

Oh, we love it. We love it. They love it up there. They love it up there. Yeah. I mean, a lot of, you know, you could think of Richard Pryor there.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You know who was loved down here.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

But, you know, St. Peter, I'll tell you this, didn't care for him.

[A]

Really.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Like his humor. Who would we be surprised that's in hell? Who would we just go, oh, that's not possible.

[B]

This is gonna really bother you.

[C]

Maybe I don't want to know. Maybe I don't know.

[B]

This is gonna really bother you.

[C]

My ex wife taught me, don't ask questions you don't want the answers too big ahead.

[A]

It's like, what, Daniels?

[C]

Who?

[D]

Really?

[C]

Jack Daniels.

[B]

The Jack Daniels?

[C]

The Jack Daniels is in hell.

[A]

Hang on, Satan. J.D. what kind of questions did your wife not want?

[C]

My ex wife never ask questions you don't want the answers to.

[A]

Give me an example.

[C]

You're married, you should know this.

[A]

Well, give me an example of one that you're.

[C]

Where, Where. Where are you and who were you with?

[A]

What she say?

[C]

With other people in Dallas.

[A]

No, no, you know, I mean, it's X, Y.

[C]

That was toward. We. Toward the end.

[A]

That was his work. Never thought of that.

[C]

You bastard.

[B]

Well, let's not get excited.

[C]

No. What do you mean, don't get excited?

[B]

I'll tell you.

[C]

I'll tell you.

[B]

Just like Michael said to St. John, okay? The flesh is the flesh. Why don't we loosen up a bit, okay?

[D]

Come on.

[C]

For you to say.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

Oh, Jesus.

[C]

You heard and I mean that. Jesus.

[B]

You're obviously not familiar with your book.

[C]

Of Songs of Solomon. I read all about Solomon. That's all sexual.

[B]

That's all sexual.

[D]

It's not.

[C]

Of course it is. Of course it is. You're evil. You're just evil. You like it. You get out of here. I'm just screwing with you.

[B]

I know.

[A]

All right. Danny in Houston. Good morning. You're on the air. Danny, you still there? You've been holding for a while.

[E]

I am here. Sorry. I had it on. I had to unmute.

[A]

That's all. Good. Hope we kept you entertained while you're waiting.

[E]

You did.

[A]

Okay. Where do you live? It says Houston.

[E]

It's Clear Lake.

[A]

Do you ever listen to ESPN? Do you ever listen to ESPN 97.5 down there?

[E]

No, sir.

[A]

Okay. There's a. That's too bad. Anyway, I'm doing a lot of ESPN guys that are on this station right now. I'm going to fill in for Lance on a Monday morning and with Granado. So tune in Monday morning. Not that you wouldn't anyway, but it'll be fun. Okay, you have a 2010 Mustang Roush. Is it supercharged?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, so you got the. What's that? A Stage three? Is that what you call the supercharged ones? It is.

[E]

So it. Basically what the. The first owner of this thing did is he took it to a Ferrari shop basically and had all this stuff done to it. So he had. Because they didn't make Stage Threes at the time, it was a Roush hammer. But he upgraded everything to make it like a Stage three track car. Along with the. Everything on the inside. Like, he put Hush Mat, upgraded the sound system, weld out the rear wheels to bigger tires.

[A]

Did he tub out the back? So it's got frame alterations.

[E]

No frame alteration, just the.

[B]

The.

[E]

The trunk. Like. So he sanded the trunk over a little bit.

[A]

Actually, it's okay. But, but. But for in the world I live in, that's. That's frame damage, structural alterations, because the floor pan of a. Of a car, a unibody car, and that's how most of them are built. You know, a truck is on frame rails, but everything else is unibody structure. So it's got a structural terrace. That's okay. It's got 11,000 miles. Pretty cool. Does it have all that. Does it look like a sleeper? Does it look like a Roush?

[E]

It looks like a sleeper.

[A]

Okay. I, I think that's even cooler. What kind of horsepower.

[E]

At the wheel? 680, 100.

[A]

That's a lot. I take it it's a stick show?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. How long have you owned it?

[E]

About four years, five years.

[A]

Is it. Is it a drag car? Do you take it to the track.

[E]

So it can be. But really, he designed it more so to be more of a track car. Like as in, as in a, as in the corner and everything? Yes. So it has, has traction bars and stuff that has a racing suspension.

[A]

Average, average market on this car with those miles is 50, 15 grand. So then I gotta add the extras.

[C]

Oh my God.

[A]

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. We're not done. That's average on a regular one. So I think it's a $22,000 car. Five grand over more 20, 20 to 22 is the money. It just all depends on what it looks like. And I need more details that I can't ask on the radio because it'll take too long, but if that works for you. Yeah, hang on, I can't see how much does it got involved. Oh, what'd you pay for it?

[E]

You did not, you do not want to know. But we, we have about 70 in it. But the original owner had put basically he, this, this, this, this car is220,000 worth of parts and labor in terms of customization, everything. So. Okay, but yeah, but we, I got, I gotta sell it though. I gotta get, I, I have, I. Long story, you don't want to hear, but I have to, I have to.

[A]

Get rid of it. Have you, have you already submitted it to our [e-mail].

[E]

Yes sir.

[A]

Have you, have you talked to any of the buyers?

[E]

Yeah, so I did talk, I did talk with a gentleman. Yes.

[A]

What did, what did we all, what do we offer you for it?

[E]

He was, he basically, he said 20 or. He said 19 20. But he said, but you know, he said that. He, I mean to me, I was, I was like, is this, is this a low ball offer? Because I, I was asking for more.

[A]

Here's my deal with these cars. You got to understand something. We make no BS. 300 bucks a car, right? And I know that's hard to believe, but we do such a huge volume that it makes money. If you do the math. I mean there's, you know, we, this is a large operation, but it's like Walmart. You, you run enough volume, you make it work. So I'm not, I, I don't want to lowball it, but I want to make a profit. I don't need to make, you know, if I buy it from you in Houston and I built this marketplace in Dallas that's nationwide. So I've got to haul everything to Dallas, right, to get what we need. Because it'll bring more in Dallas than it will anywhere around because of the marketplace that we built. And I think the car is going to bring 21, 22 grand. Right. So that's why we're offering you 20 grand. We don't know. It might bring 19, 20, but I do have to announce it with structural alteration or it won't stick. So I'm a 20 grand buyer. 21, maybe 22. A lot of times I give what we call the bring money on pretty stuff because, you know, half the time we get lucky, half the time we don't. If you don't, when do you need the money by?

[E]

Yesterday.

[A]

Okay. Because I was going to say if you want to. If you don't send it up here, I'll sell it at the, the auction knowing we got a $20,000 we agreed on and we'll just split the profit over 20,000 if there is one. Or we'll split the loss under 20,000 if there is one. But if you need to get paid right now, I'll give you, I'll give you 20,500.

[E]

Do I have to decide right in a second or can I think you.

[A]

Can do whatever you want. It's your world. I mean, I'm, I appreciate, I'm, I do. Here's my biggest deal. I don't like taking advantage of situations where people are in a pinch. I don't, I mean, and that's why we, like when we run our ads and stuff. Cash, cash, cash. Now, you know, do you need cash? And I stop, I'm like, we don't advertise like that. Because what that says is we're low ballers and we're thieves. And that's not what we are. I don't want to steal your car. I want to make a modest profit. I don't want to lose. But Anyway, I'm a 20, you know, you know where we're at on it? We're at 20,000.

[E]

What's that?

[A]

500.

[E]

What is the turnaround? Possibly if you, if you talk about putting in and splitting.

[A]

Well, here's the problem, right? So I sell it on a Wednesday. Say I sell it this Wednesday and it brings 21 5. And then we've got shipping and we've got a selfie and a detail fee. So net money, 21 GS. So we'd be splitting 500 a piece. However, I'm on the hook for this car for 10 days in what they call an arbitration process. So the buyer can arbitrate it for up to 10 days because it's probably going to ship somewhere around the country. And there's, you know, 5% of the cars that I sell, I get back because of arbitration in a car like this, unless I run it on a red light, which is as is. But if I do that, it won't bring anything.

[B]

It.

[A]

It'll bring 12 grand. But if I do a green light ride and drive to the dealer and they sell it on simulcast and they give them 10 days to get it delivered to Miami, to California, wherever it's going to go. And when it lands there, they can call the auction and say, hey, it's got upper engine noise. And then they put an arbitration claim and I've got to pay for the freight to LA and the freight all the way back. And I own it still. So what's the turnaround? It would probably for you to. You'd be, you know, at least 10, 12 days after we sell it is when I'm off the hook and it's a done deal. Hey, I've got to go to break. You know what? I know now. I appreciate your call. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[B]

Less cars, more bull. The john clay wolf show. I like the waves Spark earrings lay against your skin so brown.

[A]

I'm not much of a singer, man. Oh, I'm sorry.

[B]

30 seconds.

[A]

Or least I am on songs I like.

[B]

I love that song. That's what capos are for.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Well, that was a blown bit, but that's fine. It's just.

[B]

We're just chilling, screaming. I'm just screaming into the microphone. There ain't nothing like rehearsal.

[D]

This is Stinky Pinky's rehearsal on the radio, live, right in front of millions of people. Hundreds.

[A]

They gotta work it out, man. They just gotta work it out.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

What? What? This.

[D]

That's what they do, right? I mean, when you're. I'm a band.

[A]

I can play the drums. Long live the stink. I can. I can play the drums. If anybody's got a set.

[B]

Is that what the back of the shirt's gonna say?

[A]

Long.

[C]

What?

[A]

Does anybody have a set? No.

[D]

Long live the stink.

[A]

Long live the stink, baby.

[D]

Welcome back.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com those guys sound like a bunch of non professional hacks to me. I'm talking about all of us. Thank you.

[D]

Thank you very much.

[A]

We try. We try. Just don't take yourself. J.D. has something to say.

[C]

No, I don't.

[A]

And he's. We. We have him for 30 more minutes today and then we lose him.

[C]

You're lucky that for that I may be back next week. I May be. I'll probably be back for the two hours. Like I said. No. Are we gonna do the.

[B]

You try it, buddy.

[C]

Oh, yes. S founding cars. It's a bit we used to do a long time ago. We get these cars in and sometimes people leave things behind. And this week we have a story about something special that was left in a car.

[B]

And now live from Burbank Studio, it's time for the they Left behind where we discover and investigate the items people leave behind in all the cars bought this week by gimmetheven.com and now here's your host, a man who's a real expert at leaving behind, Michael Durley.

[D]

Well, my voice sounds more like J.D. ryan now. He's got the story.

[C]

Just this one week. Yeah. So you're buying a car at an auction. Maybe you should check a couple of things out. Check, you know, check the tires, check the oil, look for rust, maybe see if there's a guy in the trunk. Police say a man was found in a trunk that arrived at the Mannheim Auto auction in Pennsylvania this week where we sell cars. 25 year old Leon Parks of New York City was wanted for parole violations and weapons charges. Actually, they were getting this car ready and I'm not going to tell you what car it is because you're going to get to guess in a moment. They're going to get this car ready for the auction. And they popped open the trunk to take a picture and there he was. They actually got him some water. He seemed disoriented and they ended up taking him to the hospital before they took him to jail awaiting extradition back to New York.

[A]

Extra tradition. Sounds like an illegal immigrant.

[C]

He was actually looked for.

[A]

How do you get extradited from PA to NY state to state?

[C]

That's college tradition. All right, look it up. Google it maybe. Anyway, for parole violations and weapons charges, was he in the trunk of a 2017 Lincoln Continental, a 2014 Toyota Corolla or 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat? He was in the trunk of one of those three cars. 2017 Lincoln Continental, a 2014 Toyota Corolla. Or maybe was it a Hellcat?

[A]

I know the answer because we did this during the 7 o' clock hour.

[C]

Yeah, I guess.

[D]

Everybody, thanks for blowing that john to me, man.

[C]

You know, we really should recognize, maybe rehearse this show from time to time.

[D]

Well, how about we just play the audio then? Because it's the bit here.

[A]

I haven't told anybody what it was it. No.

[D]

For those new listeners here, but I.

[C]

Will go ahead and tell You. He was in the back of a 2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat. He's the vehicle had come from New York City. He apparently got in the trunk for some reason. The driver put it on the back of a truck and drove him all the way to Pennsylvania.

[A]

And if you guys want to hear the exact story, grab the podcast from earlier. It's pretty funny with Paulie. Paulie, put some light on it.

[C]

Who's Paulie?

[A]

Paulie is our homeboy in Pennsylvania that handles all the cars in pa and he's very familiar with it. And he said it came from. The guy took a nap or something and it got loaded on the transport. And then when the unloaded the transport, they start hearing the. And he was all, wait, can you hear that? I just don't know how that mouse got in my buttocks.

[C]

Where did that come from?

[D]

I don't know what you're talking about, John.

[A]

Drip drop from Turley.

[B]

I just dumped Turley. That's crazy.

[A]

That is crazy.

[C]

We had a lot of tornadoes. A lot of tornadoes over the week. Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Texas, everywhere. Well, when a Dayton, Ohio, TV weatherman, Jamie Simpson, tried to tell locals on Monday, and this happens so often and really hacks local TV weather guys off, he was talking about a massive tornado that was headed their way. Many viewers took to social media to complain that he was interrupting the Bachelorette. Here's his weatherman rant.

[A]

It's also rainy. I was just taking social media. We have viewers complaining already. Just go back to the show. No, we're not going back to the show. Folks, this is a dangerous situation, okay? It's not. Think about this this way as your neighborhood. I'm sick and tired of people complaining about this. Our job here is to keep people safe, and that is what. What we're going to do. Some of you complain that this is.

[E]

All about my ego.

[A]

Stop, okay? Just stop right now. It's not.

[B]

I'm.

[E]

I'm done with you people.

[A]

I really am. This is pathetic. Dangerous situation here.

[E]

All right?

[A]

I'm sorry I did that.

[C]

I'm just.

[A]

It just really bothers me that we have people that don't care about other people's safety around here. That's just ridiculous. New tornado warning here.

[C]

In the old days, they would call the tv. TV station and complain. Now, of course, they just take the social media and you'll see it every time. Just put back the backstory, man, I don't live in whatever town. I don't live. I don't live in Dallas. I live in Fort Worth. So Never mind the people in Dallas that are about to die.

[D]

You know, he's just. He was looking for some headlines because no one. He doesn't. Why do you care what somebody's saying on Twitter when you're on the television watching tv?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You're not gonna.

[C]

You're not on social media.

[B]

And if you're the guy covering the weather, why are you checking social media?

[C]

Oh, they do that constantly. That's the new thing with TV news. They. Oh, are you kidding me? They hold those iPads up and read off of them. I've seen that.

[B]

If it's news, I've seen that during news broadcasts.

[C]

But during the severe weather coverage, Shelly in Montana says this is not important. Why are you doing this? Because. What?

[B]

Don't even. It's like the Eagles say, you cannot read your own review, you know, while you're doing the job.

[C]

The news really shouldn't be talking about what's on social media during the news.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Bobbo, take. Take what you just said there too hard, right?

[C]

Yeah. Because some guy said something about you a while ago, and you didn't like it, and it was about social media.

[D]

Facebook.

[C]

Facebook.

[B]

Give me a name.

[D]

You just. You just saw it.

[C]

Just a little while ago, somebody said.

[D]

This, posted a nice little clip of an audio, a clip that we're about to play here on the Facebook page.

[B]

Oh, man, I. You know, I do that halfway because that's the role that I play here. You guys know that you do it off the air? No, but also. But also because people are. Son of a.

[C]

There we go.

[B]

Here we go. Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You don't like people anymore? No.

[B]

And I. I'm getting on. You remember Beautiful Mind? That movie, A Beautiful Mind?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, I would look at walls or windows, and he would just see equations everywhere. I can. I can look at a person's profile picture on Facebook and tell how long it's been since they've been socked in the eye. All right.

[C]

How long it's gonna be.

[B]

I can tell.

[C]

Yeah. That's so funny.

[B]

This guy's. This guy's got a pretty long time around.

[A]

Hey, DJ Pre K, you there?

[D]

What's cracking?

[A]

I was thinking about your life while Baba was talking. That's.

[D]

That's sweet, man.

[A]

And, you know, as a white black man shown up, do the black guys ever call you out as being, like, a wannabe?

[D]

Very rarely, man. I mean, we got the same real recognized real, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

So.

[D]

And, you know, like I always say, it ain't on me. It's in me.

[A]

Right?

[D]

So you know, people, people see that.

[A]

Have you seen that? You've had to convince them of such like when, when they, when they get in your face and start fronting you, can you normally turn them around or they're just so belligerent that there's nothing you can do with them.

[D]

I've never had that happen, really. I've never had anybody come up to me saying, you know, what's the deal with.

[A]

I just wondered if you have experienced racism as a white black man.

[D]

No, man. I use my white privilege to the full extent, sure enough, in all situations.

[A]

Do you have the Brozetta Stone track, Turley? I do, yes. I would like to hear that again if we could.

[D]

Yeah, we can go out with it.

[A]

In fact, here. Oh, are we done?

[D]

Yeah, well, the commercial.

[A]

Okay, yeah, let's do that.

[D]

Let me pull it up here.

[A]

And in 3, 2, 1.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

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[D]

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[B]

At ya boy, call now for your 30 day free trial. And no worries, cuz at Brodazetta Stone, we ain't about ganking the playa.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolfe Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Was this his biggest hit bomb?

[B]

Absolutely, yeah. Although he came back in the 80s that that Cloud 9 album had, you know, got my mind set.

[A]

Is he still alive?

[B]

George? No, we lost George years ago. We're down to 50 on Beatles, Paul and Ringo.

[A]

Gotcha.

[B]

Who's your bet to go first?

[A]

How many years ago to George? 10.

[B]

Anthology was in 92, 93, I think. He died right around 2020Joe and Grand Prairie.

[A]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Good morning John. Got a 2011 Dodge Avenger V6, 3.6 liter, Pentastar engine, BlackBerry Pearl, 21,000 miles. Kind of a weekend car. Eight years old, never seen a day in the sun, garage kept. Never spend a night under the stars. Excellent condition. Wondering what you're bid on it.

[A]

Where the hell did you drive it if it's never seen sunshine?

[D]

It's never been moved.

[E]

It's never been out in a parking lot. It's never been.

[A]

It's always.

[E]

I mean I drove it mainly on trips when we'd go to Mejia or go to Houston or something. That's why 21,000 miles, it's kind of the third car.

[A]

Ah, leather clothes in the garage, full tank.

[E]

Full tank of gas, wash wax, you know, sits in the garage ready.

[A]

I don't know if I can afford this thing.

[E]

Well, 2011, I paid 26000 for it. I was asking 15.

[A]

Okay, well it's just not a crazy, you know, the, the. The body style. What it is is not that sex. So it doesn't demand that Mustang GT or Camaro eight cylinder enthusiast. It's still a Dodge Avenger at the end of the day. It's not a hot if it was an S. Dodge heat model. Yeah but you're describing this thing like it's an SRT or something. I mean, what the heat means. What?

[E]

No, I mean. Well, dual exhaust, the suspension package on it, the front and rear sway bars. Has a computer. It's. It's loaded. I mean with everything, right? Bluetooth.

[A]

I'm half, I'm half of your number. So I think that you're going to be angry with me. I'm a. I'm a seven grand buyer. Maybe 7, 500.

[E]

Okay. Hey, I appreciate you.

[A]

Yes sir. Thanks. Poor bastard waited for an hour on hold for that.

[D]

An hour?

[A]

An hour.

[B]

Well, it's certainly worth it to us.

[D]

That's why he wanted us. He sold it though. He was trying to sell it.

[A]

I mean that is the most heavily described. I've been doing this show now for. It'll be 14 years. No, 13 years in June. Yeah, that's you now. Okay, It's June. Yeah, 13 years. Today's our, our celebration of 13 years too.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

This is all happening all at once and my wife's pregnant.

[C]

What?

[A]

No, I'm kidding.

[C]

Oh my Lord.

[A]

I got cut.

[C]

Good.

[A]

Thank God.

[D]

That was a heavy described.

[A]

That was the most over described car I've ever heard.

[D]

In my entire life for 7, 500.

[A]

Worth of a vehicle.

[D]

I mean, he was like he's describing a mint.

[A]

Like a Shelby AC Cobra.

[C]

Never been in the sun. Never been under the star that was.

[A]

Built for the Queen of England.

[C]

You only drive it red. It's red at dusk.

[A]

What kind of car is it? It's an Avenger. It's a Dodge of Avenger.

[C]

All right, be nice. He's probably still.

[A]

I. I'll guarantee you one damn thing. It is the nicest Dodge Avenger that is still on the planet. I'm gonna go ahead and give you 8, 000 because I feel sorry.

[B]

I have it on pretty good. Good authorities now. I haven't seen it, but my son told me the Avengers are done.

[A]

Well, Iron man died at the end.

[C]

What?

[A]

Huh? Hey.

[B]

Son of a.

[D]

Ruin it. Watched it.

[C]

I haven't seen it.

[A]

I mean, it's been out for six weeks. If you don't know that yet, you're a. A.

[B]

Did he stab little blondie Dragon girl?

[A]

I didn't even watch. I fell asleep in the theater. My kids watched it.

[D]

It's a long movie.

[A]

I mean, I crashed out and started snoring.

[C]

Were you drunk? Maybe go to AA with me just once. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[A]

No, no, no. You're not bothering me. You're not bothering me.

[B]

Can I go?

[A]

Ned, do you need to go to aa? Have you ever been to aa?

[C]

You can't go.

[A]

Is that a holes Anonymous? No, it's alcoholic.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Have you been to a.

[C]

That's not what we tried.

[D]

I might.

[A]

No, I might have, but I don't remember.

[D]

So who's Ned? For those that don't know, he's the.

[A]

Lead guitar player for Stinky Pinky, the new band recently signed by Arista Records.

[B]

So I can't go.

[C]

He'll be at the listener party today from 4 until 6 in Fort Worth, Texas.

[A]

But remember all the stations we're on right now.

[C]

That's why I said in Fort Worth, Texas.

[A]

Too far to drive. Don't do it, please. Hey, hang on. Let me say something. I would drive. Let me. Let me say something. I feel bad when I meet you guys that drive that we've done these before. People driven five, six hours to meet.

[C]

Us all night, remember?

[A]

I know. And then. I mean, so. So. I mean, when I meet them and they tell me that story, what am I supposed to say? I. If I don't sit there with them and give them an hour worth of my time, I'm a. I feel so obligated to push everybody aside and deal with. With this person and give them attention that drove 16 hours round trip to meet me, which I'm flattered. Flattered as hell, but it's almost too much guilt.

[B]

And then again, on the other hand, that's why we got JD Ryan.

[A]

Well, pitch him to jd.

[D]

Yeah, no, as long as they're of age. The last group, when it was in Dallas, wasn't of age. You just say, oh, you know what, I'll buy you around, and then just walk off.

[C]

Right.

[A]

But then there was the guys from San Antonio, from Austin and from Corbin. I mean, I love them, but I mean, I just feel bad. We will come to your town, I promise you. Especially if we get into this car show thing that I've been trying to figure out how to marriage this together. Sure. And that's how we do it.

[C]

Bring in the heavy cars.

[A]

Bring in the heavy cars. Have car shows at our listener party. That's how we do it. That will make more sense and that will be more fun. Jennifer, this. Jennifer, you there?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

How are you, darling? Hey. Good, good. How are you? I'm good. Why are you so excited?

[E]

Because I. I don't know, I just am, because I just kind of heard about your show. I mean, I was in my car, my boyfriend had it on this station, and I was listening this morning, and.

[A]

I was like, oh, my gosh, this is so cool. I mean, you sound hammered, hun. What are you on? Starbucks iced coffee.

[F]

That's it. Just ask David.

[A]

I'm always like this, well, get David on the phone. Let's ask David. I mean, everybody always says it. Just ask somebody. Well, let's ask him. I'm gonna put him on the spot. Let's ask him. Where's David?

[C]

David.

[E]

Right here.

[A]

David. Is she. Does she act like this normally or is she on? Is she impaired?

[E]

Yes, she acts like this normally. And everybody that knows her will verify this.

[A]

Okay, so it's true that this is how she acts. All right.

[E]

I haven't searched the house with anything yet.

[A]

On a scale of 1 to 10, where you hit her? Just you and me talking. Just you and me talking. Scale of 1 to 10. Wait on her.

[E]

10.

[A]

10. Send me some nudes. 10 10, high school. Is it your girlfriend or your boy or your husband? I mean, or your wife or what? I need a side bitch.

[E]

My girlfriend.

[A]

She's your girlfriend?

[C]

My husband.

[A]

You notice it's high school. She's your cousin. That's awesome. Nothing like screwing your cousin.

[E]

I didn't say Cousin. You said husband.

[A]

Oh, David. Are you always like this? A little irritable. Hey. A 12 cross tour with 150,000 miles on it's worth five grand. Whoa. Holy cow. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Maybe I read it wrong. Was it 148? Yes.

[E]

Wait, John.

[A]

Yes, ma'. Am. Okay, just to go back to the crazy part, okay. I'm a teacher.

[E]

I teach third grade and my students even say I'm cray cray in the cray cray.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Crazy.

[A]

That's fun. That's fun to be in that grade and have that personality. I could.

[E]

Yeah, I think that's good for.

[A]

I mean, I can imagine that's fun. Classroom.

[E]

It is a fun classroom. Now, I don't know that we learn a lot, but we have a lot of fun.

[A]

David. Jen. Okay. Okay.

[E]

Yeah. Okay. Well then I'm SOL because the principal balance on the loan is 98. 100.

[A]

SOL she is. Everybody get a preacher and a backhoe. Jennifer is buried. Just keep driving it until the wheels fall off. I appreciate your phone call and your enthusiasm more than anything. Wow. Okay.

[C]

That kind of energy, can you imagine?

[D]

Every day? No, there's no way.

[C]

No, you'd strangle her.

[A]

Oh, I'm getting. I'm mentally whipped.

[C]

Are you whipped? You going to take a little nippy?

[A]

I mean, between those last two calls and never seen the sunshine, never seen in the, the moonlight. We got 150,000 mile Honda that. I'm crazy. Third grade teacher. David. High school girlfriend, 10. No drinking. I mean, this is just. I. I don't know. I just need a nap.

[C]

You'll need a nap. And you're going to rally. You'll be fine.

[A]

But do not offer to buy me shots today. I don't do them. I'll do the Chevy Chase over the shoulder. I'm a. I'm a controlled drinker. I'll. I'll pace it. I'm a marathon runner. Beer.

[C]

Beers.

[D]

Feed them beer.

[A]

Just feed me beer.

[C]

Predictable.

[A]

Yeah, very predictable. Pool. Jd. I've got this pool room in my house.

[C]

I saw the picture.

[A]

Really excited about.

[C]

Excited about it, too.

[A]

And, and I want you to come over. On a scale of 1 to 10, how good of a pool player are you?

[C]

Number five.

[A]

Five. All right.

[C]

Honestly. But I had one in my house and I loved it.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So be careful because I think he's setting you up here, John. Oh, he wants some money involved there. He starts betting games.

[A]

I'll pay for some training.

[C]

Which India I'm talking about.

[D]

He play you for money each game.

[A]

My wife's father was the Danish world champion twice. She's got a. She has a. Her own queue. Oh God like made by. It hits you in the arm it cuts your arm off like. Like Kill Bill.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So I. I get my ass whipped by my old lady a lot in pool and this is starting to bother me and I need to tune up and get better cuz it's not fun getting beat by a woman.

[C]

No, but you do have job Domestic.

[A]

Violence at the pool table is not filled.

[C]

Not good.

[D]

All right. Have you broken the pool table?

[A]

Remember give me the vin. That's the way you straighten her out. All right. 800 go to givemetheven.com we will see some of you guys to this afternoon and everybody on the radio next Saturday Remember the stream at John Clay Wolf show on facebook or john claywolf.com we'll get you there. See you. Bye.