#204 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.22.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #204 06.22.19

Air Date: February 16, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Show Regulars: Bobbo, JD Ryan, Michael Turley, Randy the Chipmunk, DJ Pre K, Mingo
Description: A fast-paced, irreverent, multi-hour morning talk show blending cars, sports, pop culture, comedy, and audience calls. Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show stays true to its off-the-wall spirit—jumping from pop culture and sports debates to raunchy comedy, car buying, audience stories, and stream-of-consciousness riffs. The crew’s banter balances sharp wit, self-deprecating humor, and a healthy disregard for political correctness, underpinned by recurring themes of car talk, personal anecdotes, and edgy, sometimes NSFW satire.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Celebrity Birthdays & Classic Comedy (00:50—05:00)

• Quick Hit List: The crew runs down birthdays for celebrities like Mel Brooks (93), Frances McDormand, Blake Brooks, John Cusack, Paul Thomas Anderson, John Elway, Michael Vick, and rockers Jeff Beck & Todd Rundgren.
• Birthday Banter: Playful comments about age and Hollywood nostalgia.
• Mel Brooks Story:
  • Michael Turley: "Burton Gilliam...said [Mel Brooks] came around the table, jumped into his arms and kissed him." (02:26)
• Blazing Saddles and Modern Political Correctness:
  • Would the movie get made today? “Nobody...Even back then they had Richard Pryor write a lot of the questionable lines...so if it came up, 'hey, he did it.'" (03:07)

2. Behind the Curtain — Bit Mix-ups & Accidental Racism Skits (04:23—07:10)

• Confused Email Chain: Miscommunication about a show bit almost gets (faux) interpreted as a blackface/racial gag—lampooned in real time.
• JD’s Old Racist Clip:
  • John Clay Wolf teases: “If we ever tried to get on...big TV...you might have to like ask not to come.” (06:40)
• Rare Honesty: JD: “That was off the air...We thought, let's roll tape and this would be funny. And it was momentarily funny. Now in retrospect, not so much.” (07:04)

3. Sneaker Talk, Throwbacks & Ed’s Barter Antics (07:44—11:45)

• DJ Pre K’s British Knights:
  • "BKs...you can get them at BritishKnights.com — y'all can go and scoop some." (08:04)
• Car Shop ‘Broke’ is Real:
  • Skewering Ed, GiveMeTheVIN’s “food guy,” for swapping radio mentions for discounts:
  • John: “He’s swapping comments for grub. It’s gotta work as a 20% swap...I have to give him $5,000 worth of airtime for $200 worth of discount.” (11:12)

4. Car Bidding Segment — Comedy with Commerce (11:45—12:32, 39:55—41:00, 56:06—57:59)

• Interactive Car Bidding:
  • Call in, name your car, John gives an off-the-cuff bid live on air.
  • “If we don’t beat a CarMax offer, I’ll send you a check for $100.” (11:50)
• Sample call: Pontiac Solstice, 1,000 miles—John bids “put me down for $9,500” (40:29)

5. The Onion, Satire & the Levi’s Denim Cows Story (13:18—15:37)

• Favorite Fake News:
  • Bobbo: “Writers for The Onion...make me smile every day.” (13:18)
  • John reads aloud the “Levi’s factory implicated in cruel treatment of denim cows,” riffing off real cow-treatment headlines. (13:49)

6. Steroids, Medical Stories, and Show Host Self-Deprecation (15:44—20:57)

• Testy on Steroids:
  • John: “Yes, I started taking HGH again...But I’m a little testy. A little testy, have to catch myself.” (17:16)
  • Honest about using HGH for injury recovery, discussing mood swings and effects.
• Advice from the crew:
  • Bobbo: “Buy the ticket, take the ride.” (19:45)

7. Drugs, Vapes & Pot Juice (20:57—24:44, 33:51—37:35)

• Millennial Vaping vs. Old School Smoking:
  • DJ Pre K explains Texas’ pot vape underground: “You got to have the hookup, man.” (21:18)
• Rants Against Millennials' Pot Vape:
  • Bobbo: “That vaping...that’s for sissies...If you’re gonna smoke pot, smoke pot.” (20:34, 35:18)

8. 'Fattest/Oldest' Sexual Partner Banter (22:17—24:39)

• Classic Show Raunch:
  • John: “What is the fattest girl you’ve ever had sex with?”
  • Bobbo reveals once sleeping with a woman “every bit of 55” when he was 26. (25:27)
  • Running joke: “Back then they called me The Fireman...my job, putting out old flames.” (25:51)

9. OJ Simpson: Twitter Debut, Prank Calls, and Show Lore (26:02—31:26)

• OJ’s Twitter Threats:
  • John: “What he said on Twitter is, ‘I’ve got a lot of people I need to pay back. I don’t mean financially.’” (26:17)
• Legendary Prank Calls:
  • JD: “My kid Chris was wondering, do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season or slice two necks in one night?” (28:30)
  • “If OJ ever tried to run for office...this would be the end.” (06:55)

10. Rush Limbaugh Impression & Political Satire (31:26—33:10, 164:35—170:41)

• Rush Limbaugh (parody): Embodied by a show regular, topics morph from OJ to big money to moose circuses.
• Satirical Economics:
  • “Rush, what do you do with $25 million a year?”
  • “What are you gonna do with all your money when you die? Moose. I’m gonna put my money into moose.” (170:05)

11. Language Learning Parody: Brozetta Stone (48:27—49:21)

• Mock commercial:
  • “Hello, my name is Austin Edward Parky II, but my friends call me Pre K. I invented the Brozetta Stone software cause I couldn’t understand y’all.” (48:58)

12. Listener Call-ins & Car Bidding — Keeping It Real (Various: 39:55+, 50:02+, 56:06+, 61:01+, etc.)

• Real car bidding, audience engagement:
  • Trade-in values, bad news, BS-free appraisals, salty listeners (“Let me say I wouldn’t give you the sweat off my [privates].” (72:45))
• Colorful reactions:
  • Randy the Chipmunk: “All nuts sweat...Did you know peanut butter is approximately 28% nut sweat?” (74:09)

13. Sports Banter & Name Debates (63:18—66:50, 136:44—144:43)

• NBA Talk:
  • Raptors win, Pelicans’ bad name (long-running joke: “Why would you name a basketball club the Pelicans?”).
  • Suggested rebrands: “The New Orleans Exotics, The New Orleans Street Walkers” (66:10–65:20)
  • LeBron & Anthony Davis trade deep dive (63:18–64:33)
• NFL Throwback:
  • Texan vs. Oiler name nostalgia, audience calls for bringing back “Houston Oilers.”
  • “You need to make the call to Tennessee and see if you can have the Oiler name back.” (144:26)

14. Show Satire — Adult Toy Story, Rocky the Meth Squirrel, and Chipmunk Rants (67:01—68:33, 158:51—162:18)

• Fake Ads:
  • “Adult Toy Story 9 1/2...now playing at Horny’s House of Videos.” (67:21)
• Crazy New Stories:
  • Alabama attack squirrel: “Apparently they’ve been feeding it meth to keep it aggressive.” (159:20)
  • Randy the Chipmunk and Rocky the Meth Squirrel banter. (159:47–162:18)

15. Audience Interaction & Podcast Legacy (131:34—134:43, 191:53–194:58)

• Oklahoma audience call:
  • “There are actually some intelligent, decent folk out here, and I totally love your show. You make my Saturday morning.” (131:34)
• Podcast Promotion:
  • Exclusive old show archives may be released: “If we could just give some…put up an archive of the past.” (133:56; 192:15–194:58)
• Merch and Community:
  • “Stickers are free—you just pay shipping.” (102:22)

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Notable Quotes

• John Clay Wolfe: “We’re Saturday morning cartoons for us jerks like you and me, that’s really all we are. And we have bad humor, non-PC...I don’t give a damn.” (91:24)
• Bobbo (on vaping cannabis): “That’s a manby pamby move. That’s for sissies. If you’re gonna smoke pot, smoke pot. Quit jacking around.” (35:18)
• JD Ryan (about radio barter deals): “Big Ed...gets $100 worth of barbecue for $5,000 of radio time.” (41:35)
• DJ Pre K: “Whiteblack.com, baby. You know what I’m saying? Brothers are us.” (08:27)
• Listener Email Rant: “Let me say I wouldn’t give you the sweat off my [privates].” (72:41)
• Fake Rush Limbaugh: “When you make $6,000 a week, for God’s sakes, man, you make $200,000 after taxes...you do this with us for free.” (167:28–167:55)
• John, on sports names: “You’re never going to win anything as a pelican. It will not happen. Because the name sucks so bad, you...even if you’re great, you won’t win. Bad mojo.” (66:19)

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Memorable Show Moments

| Timestamp | Segment/Quote | |-------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------| | 02:26 | Michael Turley's Mel Brooks anecdote | | 06:40 | John warns JD about old racist audio—“You might have to, like, ask not to come.” | | 11:45 | First live car bid of the show | | 25:51 | Bobbo: “That’s my job. Putting out old flames.” | | 28:30 | OJ Simpson prank caller: “Do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season or slice two necks in one night?” | | 40:29 | John bids $9,500 for a 1,000-mile Pontiac Solstice | | 72:41 | Listener email: “I wouldn’t give you the sweat off my [privates].”| | 131:34 | Oklahoma listener: “You make my Saturday morning every morning.” | | 150:01 | “Survivor Carl,” a contestant on the show, calls in | | 159:20 | Attack meth squirrel news story |

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Tone & Style

• Raw and irreverent: The crew frequently pushes FCC boundaries, with raunchy humor, political incorrectness, and spontaneous rants.
• Fast and loose: The show segues between topics seamlessly, balancing car business, pop culture, sports, and personal stories.
• Community-focused: Relies on running gags, callbacks, and interaction with frequent callers and regulars (including alter egos and characters).

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Important Timestamps by Segment

| Subject | Start | Highlights | |---------------------------|-----------|----------------------------------------------------------| | Celebrity Birthdays | 00:51 | Mel Brooks, Frances McDormand, etc. | | Mel Brooks/Blazing Saddles| 02:17 | Would it get made today? | | Car Bidding Segments | 11:45, 39:55, 50:02, 56:06, 61:01, 113:59, and more | Audience call-ins and live price offers | | The Onion fake news riff | 13:18 | “Levi’s Denim Cows” story | | HGH/Steroid discussion | 17:10 | Wolf admits to being “testy” on HGH | | OJ Simpson prank calls | 28:30 | Legendary call-in pranks | | Sports: NBA/NFL Names | 63:18, 136:44 | Raptors, Pelicans, Houston Oilers nostalgia | | Audience salt/rant emails | 72:41 | The “sweat off my [privates]” rant from a caller | | Satirical ads/sketches | 48:59, 67:21, 159:20 | Brozetta Stone, Adult Toy Story, Meth Squirrel | | Podcast/Archive segment | 133:56, 192:15 | Plans to release vault episodes | | Rush Limbaugh parody | 164:35 | “Moose circus” and finances satire |

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Final Thoughts

This episode typifies The John Clay Wolfe Show’s blend of blue-collar comedy, rapid-fire topicality, bawdy bits, and wide-ranging calls—where nothing is off-limits as long as it won’t get them fined. The show is for listeners who enjoy classic “morning zoo” energy updated for modern audiences, with cars & commerce at its core but an appetite for pop culture, sports, and the absurd.

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“We’re Saturday morning cartoons for us jerks like you and me...” — John Clay Wolfe (91:24)

Transcript

[John Clay Wolfe]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolfe.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm glad to finally hear some good radio on big 100.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, it's good, but this show's great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now, John Clay Wolfe.

[Bobbo]

My, my, my, my. Must be that time. Nice to see everybody. It's the John Claywell show for this Saturday morning. Welcome to Summertime, everybody. My name is Bob. Oh, sitting here in the big chair. There's my friend J.D. ryan right over there. What are you. What are you trying to do, man? Just off the microphone. Trying my intro to the show, man. Can't be funny.

[JD Ryan]

Wake up, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'M sorry.

[Michael Turley]

I'm sorry. Good morning, everybody.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

How you doing?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Bobbo, you look lovely.

[Bobbo]

Thanks very much. Just like most Saturdays. You just kind of woke up here.

[Michael Turley]

Just woke up here.

[Bobbo]

I get that a lot of times. In fact, I literally do it every single week. We've got a pack show for you this morning. There's some of our favorite famous people are having birthdays today. Birthdays. Let me tell you about them. Remember Ross Perot?

[Michael Turley]

I do. The little short guy.

[Bobbo]

Texas billionaires, politicians. 89 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

He's still around.

[Bobbo]

Great actress, Frances McDormand, who we all know from Fargo and other great movies, is gonna be 62 this week. Nancy Allen, who was the hot blonde in all those great De Palma films.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Blowout, Dress to Kill. Guess how old she is this week. I'll say 56, 69.

[John Clay Wolf]

She looks so good for that, which.

[Bobbo]

I think is perfect for Nancy Allen. One of my favorite guys, John cusack, will be 53. Paul Thomas Anderson, hands down, one of my top two favorite directors. I mean, there's Tarantino and then Paul Thomas Anderson.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Boogie Nights, There Will Be Blood. Sure. Pretty good movies. He's. He's gonna be 49. And the great Mel Brooks turns 93 years old this week.

[JD Ryan]

He's still alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

A couple of. Couple of prominent jocks. John Elway turns 59. Michael Vick is 39 this week. And old rockers, Jeff Beck. Jeff Beck Group. And all that great work with Rod Stewart. It's going to be 75. Fleetwood. Fleetwood Mac is 72. And the genius Todd Rundgren turned 71 years old this week.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

A little bit older and a little bit slower, A little bit better. Happy birthday if you got one, too. Why happy, Happy to you.

[Michael Turley]

Amazing, funny, quick story about Mel Brooks. You know, Burton Gilliam is in Blazing Saddles. He's the guy with the big teeth. He goes, well, you know, he talks like this.

[Bobbo]

He's that guy.

[Michael Turley]

He said when he first went out, they flew him fireman in the Dallas Fort Worth area and then really done one acting bit and they flew him to California to meet, and he knew none of these people. And he said he walked into the room and Mel Brooks came from around the table and jumped into his arms and kissed him.

[JD Ryan]

Wow, what a greeting.

[Michael Turley]

It's a funny, funny story.

[Bobbo]

And Slim Pickens was a little hacked off because he's like, please do my line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what the heck?

[Bobbo]

Mel says, don't worry, Slim. We got room for two of you in this movie. What a classic. If they submitted a screenplay for that, if Blazing Saddles did not exist, if Mel Brooks got a team together and wrote that exactly the way that it appeared on film back then, would a studio green light it today?

[Michael Turley]

New Nobody. Nobody? No.

[JD Ryan]

You don't think so?

[Michael Turley]

No. In fact, even back then they had Richard Pryor write a lot of the questionable lines. So if it came up, hey, he did it. He did it. Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Well, wait.

[JD Ryan]

What if you had True Story, say Spike Lee do it? Kind of like, because somebody's gonna. Everybody's doing spoofs on Moo replays on movies, Right.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, wouldn't that be great if somebody.

[JD Ryan]

Does do it in. Spike Lee does his version.

[Michael Turley]

His version, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, I think you can get away with it, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

At that point.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. If you're Spike Lee, you can probably. Probably do almost anything.

[Bobbo]

John Singleton, maybe.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, John Singleton. Yeah, There you go.

[Bobbo]

I will say for Spike Lee, and a lot of people say that he's kind of dwindled, talent wise, but. And I liked a lot of films last year, but Black Klansman to Me was one of the best films I saw last year.

[JD Ryan]

It was really good. It was funny and disturbing at the same time.

[Michael Turley]

Let him see it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you need to see. Well, of course you haven't seen it.

[Michael Turley]

Of course I haven't seen it. It's not like we showed it to some kind of rally or something. What's wrong with you?

[JD Ryan]

Hold on, hold on now.

[Michael Turley]

Amazing. You haven't seen it.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't. You have a little bit of something on your face there.

[Michael Turley]

It's like, no, I don't have anything on my face. Oh, dear God. Stop.

[JD Ryan]

There was an interesting exchange of emails between Bobbo and J.D. he's kind of pulling the curtain back a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Earlier in the week, because there's this idea that Bobbo had.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

That he was pitching and JD didn't quite get the idea.

[Michael Turley]

I read it quickly and I didn't see the pre K part and I.

[JD Ryan]

You know, something for pre K. And JD thought Baba was telling you to come up here and. And. And blackface do all this really racist stuff.

[Bobbo]

And it happened on your day off. So I'm thinking your Ambien was still a little active too. You know the ambience. Because your top came right off, gal.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, no, my top didn't come off right off. I was kidding. It was a joke. That's the problem with emails is you can't get the inflection. I was clearly kidding.

[Mingo]

What happened?

[Michael Turley]

But you take everything seriously. Nothing, John. Nothing's happened. Welcome to the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Sorry I'm late. The food lines were long. What happened?

[JD Ryan]

So JD an exchange of emails because, you know, last week there was a little tension between Bobbo and jd, Right. And Bobbo had sent an email for an idea for a bit and JD didn't get the idea. He thought it was something totally different. And he kind of fired back at Bobbo and then Bobbo fired back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fire back.

[Michael Turley]

It was a. I was a. That's a problem.

[JD Ryan]

It was just a misunderstanding. They. A total misunderstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

But JD was going to be in blackface. I mean, what was the deal?

[Michael Turley]

Exactly, John. That's exactly it.

[JD Ryan]

That's how JD read it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That won't come over very good on the radio. It's not tv, it's radio.

[Bobbo]

Better yet, it wouldn't come over at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it wouldn't. Would it get us. Well, tell us, J.D.

[Mingo]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, would it have been funny?

[Michael Turley]

It's a bit later that we're gonna have in the show and I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to ruin it now. Ah, nobody listens that long.

[Bobbo]

There's a. There's a new story that came out that. That I thought was just literally shocking.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you want to do it now and then do it the.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

We won't do the story now.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I can hear the. I want to hear about break. Like JD Back in his old show, he used to work with. They called him the Grand Dragon all the time because he was joke accidentally. He's an accidentally racist. I'm not.

[Michael Turley]

That's the funny. The funny part was I'm the least racist person on the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've watched video, heard a video of you reading terrible racist epithets.

[Michael Turley]

That was off the air for how's the magic dragon?

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you find that? It's a long time ago in the. In the.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. It was after the show, back before podcast, and we did a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's so bad that, like, if we ever.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tried to get on to and like. Like, if there's ever a big TV opportunity for us or something, we might. You might have to, like, ask not to come. Oh, no.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's bad.

[JD Ryan]

So this would be if he was running for office?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, this would be the ending.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll be done.

[Michael Turley]

The first thing the Democrats would bring up. Oh, really? You think Mr. JD's all Mr. Clean?

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did you get into that?

[Michael Turley]

You know, it's. It's drinking days. And it was after the shows, about 7:20. We were just playing around and we thought, let's roll tape and this would be funny. And it was momentarily funny. Now in retrospect, not so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's on YouTube if you want to find it.

[Michael Turley]

Why are you want to do this to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I would post it on the show page, but I'll let them hunt. Actually, I looked for it the other day and I couldn't find it. Very disappointed.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Pre K. Sorry. Sorry we're late, guys, but when we were coming up the stairs because the elevators turned off until the next hour, I noticed on the back of your shoes that it said ck.

[DJ Pre K]

It says dc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dc?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. British Knights.

[John Clay Wolf]

British Knights. Is dc, like Delta? I mean, what's that mean?

[DJ Pre K]

It stands for Dat cracker.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your. Your shoes are BKs. They're British knights?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they still make those?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, man. British Knights. Dot com. Y' all can go and scoop y' all some.

[John Clay Wolf]

So who's DC?

[DJ Pre K]

Some 90s basketball player. I think it's like Don Curry, something like that. Derek Coleman. That was it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Derek Coleman. That is a throwback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you get these white black clothes? Speaking of JD's racism.

[DJ Pre K]

Whiteblack.com, baby. You know what I'm saying? Because R us.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he said. Yeah. Did you have to dump it or.

[Michael Turley]

Did you dump that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, I said it with a dubbing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't. You don't have to. Did you just dump it?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, seriously, why do you want to do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you not? We need to look at the rule book on that one.

[Michael Turley]

No, we don't.

[JD Ryan]

It was one that. I don't know if anybody could understand it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I couldn't understand it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Wait, what happened?

[JD Ryan]

Just in case.

[Bobbo]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So whiteblack.com is where brothers are us with A W on instead of a.

[Michael Turley]

B. I think he's trying to get rid of you and me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Both brothers are us.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else are you wearing there? You just got all this gear going on all the time.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, I got my black ripped jeans on. You know, I got my DJ screw shirt, shout out to H Town. Then I got my gimmetheven.com hat, baby. You know, I gotta represent.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it looks like a Raiders hat. I mean, it works, though, doesn't it? The Raiders version? Yeah, just white, black. He looks like a. Like, easy came back to life right over there across the glass.

[JD Ryan]

But he's wearing give me the vent across the hat.

[DJ Pre K]

That's what I was going for.

[John Clay Wolf]

My boy Eric, I knew him since he was knee high. 800, 800 easy air. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Did Ed barter again for 20% off this week? I think he did. So I told him, don't do anything.

[JD Ryan]

They don't know about. Ed is the guy that does lunch for Give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big fat Ed, Puerto Rican, Brooklyn Ed, however, whatever.

[JD Ryan]

He's got so many nicknames. Yeah, and I don't think he did, but he did request Babo to give him the air check from last week for Angela's barbecue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

So there's a chance he's going today to play that for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, to go beg for more food.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, guys, listening in D.C. good morning, Maryland. I've got this employee. Y' all may have missed it last week.

[JD Ryan]

Actually, I've got the rant if you want to go on to it here real quick of the whole meltdown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do that in the next seg.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But he. He buys our food, or he's. He's like our food coordinator because he's just hungry all the time. And he started, like, promising these restaurants. See, Bobbo used to do this with bar tabs. That's why I'm keen to it. I pick up on it. Baba used to. You know, he's talking about. Well, when we were down at Snookies and da, da, da Snooki.

[Bobbo]

See, but I was. I was really subtle about it. I was really right. Undercover.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was working a bar tab and in there working for food tabs and saying, I'll talk about you on the air. We'll talk about you on my boss's show if, you know, I can get. Get some grub. He's swapping comments for. For. For grub. And then it. It's Got to work is a 20% swap. So he said if the bill's $100, he's getting it for 80. I'm paying the 80. And. But I have to talk about, I have to give him, you know, $5,000 worth of airtime for, for $200 for doll worth of discount.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, the next segment we're gonna do is, all we're gonna do is bid cars. Two minute clips coming up. So call in. Now remember, we do buy cars. We want to buy your car. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. But you can call me right now and talk to me on the radio. I'm live. Yeah, just woke up. I'm, I'm a little hungover, so I may screw up and give a little too much. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Call 800, 800 radio and tell me ear make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And I'll say 10,000, 50,000, 5,000, whatever the number is. And we'll agree and I'll buy your card, send you to givemetheven.com. we'll come to your house picking up the check. My name is John Clay Wolfe. Hear from you in a second.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

An Iranian general named Hussein Salami said.

[Michael Turley]

They'Re ready for war.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trump's already got troops in Turkey ready for action, but Putin's warning the White House against the conflict.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you're keeping track, we've got salami and turkey on white, hold the Russian.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And now Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Salami on Turkey. Wait, salami and turkey on white, hold the Russian. Yes, that's good. That's good. Who was that? Bob?

[Bobbo]

I think that's. Was that Fallon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's good. That's good. I like it.

[Bobbo]

The writers for these shows have the best job in the world. Coming up with great one liners, Let.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me tell you, the best writers in the business right now are the Onion. Yeah, those guys on that website makes.

[Bobbo]

Me smile every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really does. Every single day. Their terrible snarky sense of humor is about as good as anybody could ask. Did you see the story about the denim cows for Levi's?

[Bobbo]

No. If you're not familiar with the Onion, you see these probably most prominently on your Twitter feed. Right? And they do fake News stories, but they present them absolutely deadpan, as if they're false.

[John Clay Wolf]

Levi's factory implicated in cruel treatment of denim cows.

[Bobbo]

They had one last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, let me read. Let me read this. I think it's worth reading. A Levi's factory in Southern Cali is facing a firestorm of criticism this week after industrial workers cell phone video leaked on the Internet revealing the plant's brutal treatment of its denim cows. We at Levi's are committed to providing all of our denim livestock with the compassion and dignity they deserve. Be it slim fit, stonewashed, low rise, boot cut cattle, all the above or boot cut cattle operations manager blah blah blah said in a press statement showing this video showed the cramped, neatly stacked piles in which it's 505 regular fit steers are forced to live. Just ridiculous.

[JD Ryan]

Well, the funny thing also is there's a news story out there in Indiana about cows actually being treat mistreated and stuff. So they do a great job of just timing. That's the best part about it.

[Michael Turley]

They get just close enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we just had one of those writers on this show. We might be good.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's, you know, like last week. Sometimes they're a little off the wall. They're not always topical. They did something about Lord God Almighty tries to fit entire planet of Jupiter in his mouth or something. The onion's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is this? Hang on, hang on. Oh, this is in the end of it. So the video release marks the history of the biggest animal cruelty controversy since a Graphic 09 documentary exposed the Dockers factory's practice of pleading its classic khaki cows while they were still alive.

[Bobbo]

Bleeding hurts.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's wrong with you, Judy? What are you bitching about today? Not bitching about anything.

[Michael Turley]

Leave me alone. I'm not bitching about a single damn thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you. You had them. You got on steroids.

[Michael Turley]

I get steroids, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you working at God damn. Is that bothering you like DEO?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's a Z pack thing. When you 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 at about 4, you want to kill everybody you see on a Z Pack? Yeah, well, it's a prednisone something or other. Methopresin. And yeah, it's just you feel terrible. You can't sleep at all and you just want to pull the old ladies out of cars and beat them.

[Bobbo]

Let him cry.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

All damn morning long.

[Michael Turley]

You want to beat Bobble in the head about anything? Just any reason.

[JD Ryan]

I witnessed it because JD was down in the office this week and He's. He's always happy. Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lucky, right?

[JD Ryan]

Everybody loves him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Margaritaville.

[JD Ryan]

You can't piss JD Off.

[Michael Turley]

It's hard to.

[JD Ryan]

Man, he became a little bitch.

[Michael Turley]

I was a bitch, man.

[DJ Pre K]

God.

[Michael Turley]

I was a bitch. And, you know, it's just terrible because you're inside this body going, I just want to kill everyone I see. People go, good morning. Really? What's good about it? Why don't you just expound upon that scene?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you know what it feels like to be a New Yorker.

[Michael Turley]

I know what it feels like, probably. Did you say you. You dealt with steroids?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I. I took one cycle of them when I was probably 18. Like decadurable?

[Michael Turley]

Something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And make you crazy when you're working out. I was playing football back then, and when you're working out, I just remember my heart beating real hard, and I was getting all high in the head. I was like, man, I'm gonna have a heart attack, dad.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

But as of recent. Yes, I started taking HGH again.

[Michael Turley]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Because of my injury. So I. For new listeners out there that don't know, I had a motorcycle wreck, I don't know, 14 years ago, broke my back and all screwed up, and my legs quit working, and I was in a wheelchair, and I figured it out. And I didn't figure anything out. They just came back, and I did. I rehabbed it back. So I walked, you know, unassisted today, and. But it's still not what it could be. And that HGH stimulates your nerve growth, and that's what was wrong after my spinal cord injury. It killed my nerves. But I'm noticing I'm walking. But I've been taking it for probably six months now. But I'm. I'm a little testy. A little testy, and. And I have to catch myself.

[Michael Turley]

You'll start raging on it like you did last week. The whole show's a rage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, I quit taking it about three days ago because I was like, I need to take a little break. I didn't notice it at all. It's just one shot a day. It's like taking an insulin shot. But. But I was. This week, I was like, man, I'm getting a little crazy in the head. Like on the auction block. I was. I was. I was wilder, and I was just getting real yelly. So you mean.

[Michael Turley]

Mean or just because you're always off the hook? On the. Yeah, on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm letting. I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm letting it Go too far in my. In my head, like. Like where my heart's beating heavy and I'm getting panty, and I'm getting crazy in the head, and, like, I feel like I'm having high blood pressure or. I was sitting there the other night. I was like, man, something's wrong with me. I don't know what it is. I couldn't figure it out. I'm like, I'm irritable. I'm uncomfortable. I'm ready to fight. I'm aggressive. And I was like, maybe I should get stoned and calm down. And so I looked that up on the Internet. I was like, does marijuana reduce blood pressure? And it said, no.

[Michael Turley]

I would think it would.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does not. It raises it because it raises your heart rate. I don't wear. So I didn't do that. And I was like, what the hell is wrong? And then it hit me. I said, it's that damn hgh. So, really, I probably just need to start working out. You know, a lot of people would pay good money to be on this stuff if they're the guys that want to work out with it. And I need to quit being so fat and lazy and start working out while I'm lucky enough to have it prescribed to me. And then it probably knocked that edge off, or maybe it'd make it worse. I don't know. Baba, you're a real athlete. What do you think?

[Bobbo]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know. You think it'd make me wilder in the head if I start working out with it or knock the edge off?

[Bobbo]

No, you'd be fine. It's not gonna hurt you. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah?

[JD Ryan]

Baba wants you to mix it with something. That's what he wants.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, no. Now, listen, I don't, you know, drink tequila normally myself, but I think you need to add a little tequila to this deal, you know, a little just to touch. Yeah. Three shots, you know, every 10 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So in the morning when I'm coming to work, take. Take the shot, my little shot of hgh, and then take a couple of tequilas.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Salt, lime, lick, shoot, and pull a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pull a puff off. Should I get one of those vape pens with a. With a THC cartridge in it?

[Bobbo]

No, that's for sissies. If you're gonna smoke pot, smoke pot. You know, quit jacking around millennials.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got pot juice.

[Bobbo]

I'm vaping pot juice. I'm a doper. You're not a doper. You know, if. And. And if you haven't seen Cheech, And Chong do it in a film. I don't think you can find it, you know, reliably safe or effective. So, yeah, that vaping. Yeah, that's for sissies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Are you a vapor, man?

[DJ Pre K]

I used to be one. I mean, hey, that pot juice be hitting, you know what I'm saying? Yeah, but I don't know, man. Out here in Texas, we get them through, you know, smuggling and then, you know, illegal sources. So I don't trust it no more, man. I don't mess with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they sell the pot juice at the vape shops?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, hell, no. You got to have the hookup, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, under the counter, the wink, wink, nod, nod and knock twice. Some might, you know. What is a little. What does a cartridge of pot juice set up? Brother back, brother, man.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, you can get them, like, 40, 50 bucks, you know, maybe cheaper, maybe more.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long does it last?

[DJ Pre K]

About a week. I could. I could stretch one out. A week.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about as long as a bag.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, something like that, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here.

[DJ Pre K]

It's nice for on the go, you know, if you want to burn one in the movie theater or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Once you take us out, we gotta get a break.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, sure enough, we gonna be right back, baby, with Motor. John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

Not what you'd call the most health conscious fella in the room.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, all right now. John Clay World. Golly. That's a personal question.

[Bobbo]

It is. It is. How dare you?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Thicko meter. Do you like single patty thin, half pound, double meat? Tell me about it. Bob Chunky Monkey.

[JD Ryan]

But that question brings you back every time, doesn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

To that moment, yes.

[Bobbo]

Sure does. We got the meats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is the fattest woman that you've ever vetted? I'd have to think about that.

[Bobbo]

If you have to think about it, you really partially got. Got a bit of a fetish. I think about it, you know. Well. Oh, wait. Oh, wait, no. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was Baba. I have a funny question for you.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is the oldest woman that you ever bedded? And. And I'm really not looking for now. I'm looking for more. Younger. I mean, I know you and Reba. When. When you were, what, 30. You had Reba and she was 50.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no. I was 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How old was Reba?

[Bobbo]

45, I think she was 61.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reba McIntyre.

[Michael Turley]

And she probably is 61 now, but.

[Bobbo]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo, you want to come up and have a drink with me? So. But really, no. Did you ever rope a grandma?

[Bobbo]

What year. What do you say your name was again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bombo.

[Bobbo]

You'll come have a drink with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, did you ever have a late night with an old lady as a young man?

[Bobbo]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a good way to put it. Have you ever had a late night with an old lady as a young man?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, not old. I mean, not old to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, not now, but then, yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, single guy. Now. I'm not, I'm not from city, but I mean I lived in Wichita Falls for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo]

Median town.

[Michael Turley]

Medium.

[Bobbo]

No, and you, you get out a bit, you know, and some people know who you are and I'm friendly guy, you know, I mean we've, we've hung out a lot of times, you know, friendly guy. So, you know, I'm. I am happy to help.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

But I'm that type, you know, and I'm telling you and it ain't easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not answering the question.

[JD Ryan]

No, he's avoiding it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're dancing.

[Bobbo]

Well, I don't. I mean, I don't. What do you want to know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you 25 and bedded a 65 year old lady? Did you ever. Exactly what I'm asking.

[Bobbo]

I didn't ask how old, but I mean it was. You knew, it was obvious to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You knew.

[Bobbo]

So how old were you this would have been? I still, I say probably 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And where did you meet her? How'd this happen?

[Michael Turley]

She.

[Bobbo]

Okay, there was a co worker of mine at the station who had a girlfriend who worked with this other lady and they had worked together for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mutual friend. And did y' all stop and drinks after work or what?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Many, many.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how if you were gonna throw a dart and put an age number on her now that you know what you know and you've seen what you've seen and you felt what you felt at the time.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'll bet she was every bit of 55.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. And you were 26.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Good for you. Well, that's why they call, you know, back, back in those days. That's why they literally did call me the fireman.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why is that?

[Bobbo]

Because that's. That's my name. That's my job. Putting out old flames.

[Michael Turley]

Make his rounds all over town.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fireman. Somebody come save me quickly. Call 800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

Well, everybody like to get what I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. O.J. simpson is on Twitter.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know he was out of jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did get out of jail. He's been on TV a little bit.

[Bobbo]

You break out, you didn't know he was out.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what he said on Twitter is, I've got a lot. I've got a lot of people I need to pay back. I don't mean financially.

[Bobbo]

Got some getting even to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Here's the audio. His first clip that he put on Twitterverse.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Twitter world, this is yours truly now. Coming soon to Twitter. You'll get the read all my thoughts and opinions on just about everything. Now, there's a lot of fake OJ accounts out there, so this one at the real OJ32 is the only official one. So this should be a lot of fun. I got a little getting even to do, so God bless. Take care.

[JD Ryan]

Good evening. My money. He owes people money, lots of money.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Is that what he's talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got getting even to do, so he's gonna have to do stuff to raise money. Oh, yeah, I took it wrong. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobbo]

No, because you think when, when OJ's got some getting even to do, you know, he's probably coming over around 2 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's what I took it as. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Now, just a throwback here. Pull back the curtain. So you remember one time, worked on a place, it's like a Wall Street Internet company, producer, produced radio, produced actual Internet TV, and O.J. simpson booked him and he was on that show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you book him? Yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And so he did an interview on this show. Live call in show. And I actually found these prank calls. You asked about this? Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, several months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

So this is actually how it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he was trying to raise some money for lawyer fees or something. That's why he did it.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, that's exactly right. So he's on and there's this lady named the Sports Princess. She's interviewing him and taking live calls. And this is back in 2000.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is before he went to prison.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, this is a while back. So here's these prank calls.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where were you in the studio?

[JD Ryan]

I was in the booth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Producing it, making sure these calls. Now there's a guy screening like pre K. Right. And I'm like, okay, is this guy good? Is he good to go? Yeah. Okay. All right, fire him up. Send him over into the booth. Here into with the Sports Princess and.

[John Clay Wolf]

OJ Guys, let's go to Kevin. I believe in New Jersey. Kevin, what's Your question for O.J. kevin, what's your question for O.J.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hi.

[Caller/Listener]

Good to start. My kid. My kid Chris was wondering, do you think it was a bigger feat to break 2,000 yards in one season or slice two necks in one night?

[Bobbo]

I'm having a little trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin, hearing you.

[Mingo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alex is listening to us in Ohio. Hey, Alex.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, Alex. Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you hear me, Juice?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I can hear you, buddy. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember when you played for the 49ers?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you kill Bill Walsh?

[Caller/Listener]

This is Steve. How you doing? Not too bad, Steve. It was reported back during the. The famous chase, you know, that went on in 94. Yes, it was reported on CBS3 here in.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Near.

[Caller/Listener]

In Philadelphia that. By Larry Mentee that you were squeezing your helmet. That I was what? Hey, how are you doing? Not bad, Brett. Hey, O.J. you know, I had a question for you. You know, with everything that, that Michael Vick has been going through and being indicted, I was just wondering if you wanted to meet me on the Jersey shore to do live.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go.

[JD Ryan]

That's the great thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. Well, no, I don't mind.

[Bobbo]

I mean, you know, people can say what if they. If they.

[Caller/Listener]

If it's negative or what? As long as they serious about the question.

[JD Ryan]

So, yeah, that was the.

[Michael Turley]

Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. So did you. Were you popping him these hot potatoes, knowing they were heading his way?

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know. I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but these phone calls were getting set up and you were in the production room, and then you were transferring them over to Live Air.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I was trusting my guy that was screening it. So it's like trusting Pre K. Okay, this guy's good to go. All right, I'm trusting you. And after the, after the third time, it became just like, okay, well, let's just see what happens. Cuz OJ we actually breaked. And he's like, I don't. I'm. That's okay. I'm fine with. I'm fine with it. Cuz he didn't care. Cuz he was getting paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, getting paid.

[JD Ryan]

And now thinking back on it, we could have probably really pushed the envelope.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

But, you know, I was kind of green at the time and thinking, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, were you laughing inside or were you so scared you weren't laughing?

[JD Ryan]

I was sweating. I was sweating so hard seeing the reaction. And poor sports Princess, the host there. She's like. But OJ Was cool and calm. He didn't care. I mean, if you watch the video, it's online, it says O.J. simpson prank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's put it on our Facebook page. John Clay Wolf Show, Facebook page, Pre K. If you can grab that, I'd appreciate. And load it up.

[Bobbo]

You know, back in the 90s, right after the verdict, there were. I. I knew some people personally who insisted that O.J. was absolutely innocent of that crime. I wonder what the ratio is nowadays of people who still insist that OJ Was innocent. He was found innocent in a trial. You know, I mean, not guilty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Rush? I was. He's on isd and I wanted to talk to him real quick because Rush is the bearer of all things equal. He knows Rush. I've only got like two minutes before I go to break. John.

[Bobbo]

Yes, two minutes is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to know, did O.J. commit the murders?

[Bobbo]

O.J. simpson.

[John Clay Wolf]

O.J. simpson. Were you not listening to what we just did?

[Bobbo]

No, I'm sorry. I'm chopping a Percocet.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're chopping Percoces? Is that what you do this time? The more you chop them and get them ready for your day, I learned this trick.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever seen Goodfellas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

There's a trick Paulie has in prison to get the garlic sliced just perfectly. Uses a razor blade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct. And he does a very razor thin version of the garlic. And then so when it hits the pan, it dissolves and melts.

[Bobbo]

I do this with my Percocets, but they're very small. And I've cut the tips off three of my left fingers this morning. And so I'm trying to be a little more cautious, working around the bandages. That's smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you're on in your promised land, The Beltway, the D.C. oh, sure.

[Bobbo]

About 51% of people love me up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big 100 land.

[Bobbo]

That's a great station.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did O.J. commit the murders? Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobbo]

Okay, here's, here's my, my, the Danger.

[John Clay Wolf]

People are so surprised to hear you on the radio with us. It's hilarious. They don't even realize we've been doing this for so forever. You get up Saturday mornings and call us.

[Bobbo]

We go way back and you still owe me a hundred dollars. So I stick around, right pimpin, as they say. But the, the real liability to me is if he didn't and I say he did and he was acquitted, I can get sued. Then I have to sue you, and I have to counter sue OJ and it's, it's a mess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, we've got to go out. I want to hear more from you in a little bit. Will you stay around? Radio Take us out, take us out, take us out.

[Bobbo]

Stay tuned. We'll be back with more of the Junk Lee Wolf show after this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

From the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Listener]

Do I look like the kind of.

[Bobbo]

Brother that would be unsure about something like that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I understand many men do that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Okay. I just, I thought that was just inexperience and you'd get used to it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you vaping over there?

[Bobbo]

You class, this is, this is my vapor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you vape? I, I, I thought you, I didn't know you were doing that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I really, the Pal Malls are going to kill me, okay. Eventually. And so I go back and forth. I get to periods Sunday and Monday and Tuesday of the week. I get up and I gotta have a real live cigarette in the morning with coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

A real live cigarette?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. No, I mean one that you set.

[John Clay Wolf]

On right before you pinch one off.

[Bobbo]

Yes, you know, with my coffee and, and I'll leave them in my desk at home. And I'm fine. And we get to, you know, okay, auction. Wednesday starts early. And I'm out there and I got, you know, I gotta have a few before we start the auction. And by Wednesday night, I've smoked a pack. Now that's, that's over the course of Sunday, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, which is much better than it used to be. And then I smoke a pack on Thursday and smoke a pack on Friday. Like, it takes me until Sunday to wind it back down again to where.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can just be a vape ho.

[Bobbo]

Right. And I really need to, I really need to stop the cigarettes and do the, do the research, spend the money, buy a good vapor and quit those damn cigarettes, kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so are you smoking pot in your, do you get your vape juice? Do you get vape juice? Do you buy vape juice from your weed dealer now? No. Put it in your vape rig.

[Bobbo]

You know what? Vaping, vaping cannabis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wear it around your neck on a shoestring.

[Bobbo]

That's a man lanyard. That's a manby pamby move. That's for sissies. If you're gonna smoke pot, smoke pot. Quit jacking around. You know, what the hell? Oh, I like it because I can.

[Michael Turley]

Do it at work.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, show it to your boss. See how your boss likes that. You know, handle a little customer service while you're all high like a geek. Don't smoke at work and don't smoke pot juice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't smoke pot juice. Just inject it, right?

[Bobbo]

If you haven't seen Cheech and Chong do it in a movie, then you can't really believe in any reliable, whether it's safe or effective.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you get just as stoned off a pot juice as you can off a good weed?

[Bobbo]

I don't know, because I don't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek, white black man.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you get just as stoned off of pot juice as you can off a regular weed or whatever? The same quality weed?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, man. You could. You could really get ripped off of them things, man. Cause you. You start hitting them, you know, hit after hit, and, you know, it ain't like blunt or nothing where it's harsh, and you're like, all right, I'm. Put this out later, man. You got this thing at your hip all through the day, man. So, you know, whenever I had one, I was hitting it, hitting it, hitting it before I know I'm asleep.

[Michael Turley]

Is it is equally as illegal? I don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, it's much more illegal.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely didn't know that. And nowadays, does it stink like weed?

[DJ Pre K]

Nah, you can't smell it. See, that's the beautiful thing. Like I'm saying, you go into a movie theater with this bad boy, sit in the back row, you could. All through the show.

[Bobbo]

It's got a little scent.

[JD Ryan]

It does. It's got a little scent. And so you kind of look around, you're like, who's got the weed?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Bob looks smoking. That damn thing over there looks like the Chernobyl reactor trying to explode.

[Bobbo]

You get good cloud. This is a great device, by the way. I can't tell you where it is because it'd be illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you watched the. The show? On what? It's on Amazon. Hbo. Chernobyl.

[JD Ryan]

Outstanding. It should. If it was in the theaters, it would win an Oscar.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Nuclear Meltdown.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is that good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Real good. Watch it this week. I don't know. Five episodes. Ten episodes miniseries. It's good, but those damn Russians, I mean, they're just as bad as you thought they were.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just. They might be worse than you thought they were.

[Bobbo]

Nothing to see here, folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no. No meltdown here. I mean, it's. Moose out front. Should have told you no. And then on the back room, like, okay. Kill all the animals, tear all the houses down, take all the soil and turn it over with dozers. And so it just shows scenes of people, of troops going through empty towns and shooting all the dogs.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's not caused by the nuclear waste at all.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, it's our.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's our Canadian bounty.

[Bobbo]

You know, after World War II. And we took those German scientists, they invented a fish with three eyes, you know, and they taste nice. Yeah. You know, you can bake it or you can fry it, you know, little panko.

[John Clay Wolf]

Panko delicious, you know?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And those. All the people said they had radiation sickness. Well, you shouldn't sit outside without a hat on, you know, so as the official of the Russian government, you know, just saying, you know, Chernobyl is a big nothing burger.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Why is a Canadian officially the spokesman?

[Bobbo]

No, I'm Russian. You know, that's the Russian accent.

[Mingo]

Like that.

[Michael Turley]

Sorry, sorry.

[Bobbo]

Oh, sorry.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Paul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul. Paul. In Arlington, Virginia.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. What you got? I see. 07 Pontiac Solstice. A thousand miles. A thousand miles. Who died? Your mom? Your aunt? Your aunt Edna.

[Caller/Listener]

Man, this is my mom's baby. She traded every year and. And she just had this one on the side. Just never drove.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was her side piece.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. This is her weekender.

[Bobbo]

Every.

[Caller/Listener]

Every other. Other. Other weekend, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guess so. A thousand miles. Am I reading that right or is 11,000 miles?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's. It's a thousand.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wonder who this is.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

07 Pontiac Solstice with a thousand miles leather convertible. Is it a GTC or GTX or. Ours are just regular gtc. Okay, well, that's kind of a collector car at this point, so I'm. I mean, is it perfect? What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Red?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Does. Does 8,000, 9,000. Buy it?

[Bobbo]

We're only looking for nine.

[Caller/Listener]

Tried to get 10, but just couldn't get it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, where.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? You live in Arlington, Virginia. Okay, if it doesn't have any rust, put me down for 9,000. I'm all about it. I'll actually probably give. Put me down for 9,500. Because I. I don't want to not get it bought. I want to get it bought. When we've got the older, low mile good cars, I want to get them bought. So go to givemethe vin.com. give me the VIN.

[JD Ryan]

I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play the sell that sound there. Go to give me the vi. Givemethe vin.com and load it up and put on there. Say, talk to Joe on the radio. He bought it for 9, 500. Here's the pictures. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

So is that what you do for those new folks in Austin?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not telling what I do. Oh, they're just going to have to listen. Oh, okay. It's just a teaser. Good morning, KLBJ. Good to see you. Did Ed give away 10% off on Franklin's barbecue? So that.

[JD Ryan]

You might want to recap for people with that.

[Michael Turley]

Who is Ed?

[John Clay Wolf]

Big fat Ed. Puerto Rican Ed. I don't know where he is.

[Michael Turley]

He snuck in the door a minute ago and then he left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he wants the credit card for lunch today.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, is that it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ed's in charge of meal services for givemetheven.com and there's a hundred people that work here at the company. And Ed is in charge of catering because he's the hungriest person in the room. And he goes around and makes these side deals and barter deals with people. Hey, I'll get John to talk about you on the radio if I can get some free food.

[Michael Turley]

Damn radio's cheap. He gets $100 worth of barbecue for $5,000 of radio time. There he is. Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Big Ed here?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what was you said you recorded last week's meltdown?

[JD Ryan]

Well, no. So this was all part of it. You know, Big Ed was, you know, pitching his wares for 20 off. But before that, we're talking about a place called Wild Pitch.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where we had our Lister party. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

There's a bar where we did. Yeah, well, the tab was moved up on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

[JD Ryan]

And you had to make more announcements, more pitches, more spiffs for them. Well, that. You didn't want to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened was we had a deal with them. We're going to have our listener party there. And we did. We had a thousand dollar bar tab. And then I started looking at all the people at the company that showed up, and I'm like, we need more raised to 1500. And we gave them $10,000 worth of free airtime by having all their hoes up here on the radio and talking about their. It would have cost me $10,000 if I would have gone to a radio station and done what I did for them. And then so my girls went over and Garrett said, John needs another 500 on the bar tab. And the guy's like, well, do it again. Whatever. We just did, do it all over again. So she like, promised all this endorsement airtime. And I was reading it last week, and I Got a little mad. Was it funny? I've heard that was funny.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, well, and then JD wanted to buy an RV and get it wrapped and he thought we could barter for that.

[Michael Turley]

Is that part of this deal?

[JD Ryan]

That's where it started here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. It's gonna cost 3,000. Y' all can't trade a bar town. How the hell can you trade a three thousand dollar rep? We do a freaking remote at a, at a restaurant. We give them $10,000 worth promotion. Hang on. Everybody shut up.

[Bobbo]

We had a good time with that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it called?

[JD Ryan]

Fast pitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

We give the people $10,000 worth of free promotion, have their hoes up here for three, three weeks, do a damn dating game around them for $1,000 bar tab on a nationally syndicated show. We show up to the event, there's a lot of people there, a lot of our people. And I was like, this bar tab is going to cost more than a thousand. And I told Nicole, tell them it's going to be 1500. I am not walking out of this place and writing a check for booze right after what I've given them. I gave. It would have cost me as an advertiser $10,000 to do what I did for them.

[Mingo]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I told her, bump it up a nickel because they owe it to us. So she goes in there and tells them that we'll give them a month's worth of more promotion for 500 more dollars. Last week we're on the air, we never mentioned wild pitch. So the manager's calling, bitching, say, why didn't you talk about the freaking bar? And I'm like, I'm about to blow my lid.

[Bobbo]

She renegotiated this deal.

[Michael Turley]

I'm so glad she.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, give him another $10,000 for $500 worth of Miller Light. I go in there the other night and I pay $100 tab myself. I mean, these guys are indebted to me deeply. Let me see it differently. Because my people don't know how to work barter. They don't know how to work trade because JD is sitting here with his freaking RV pile of crap. 89. The effing rap is going to cost more than the damn thing's worth. It's going to do nothing but break down. I'm going to be working for this son of a bitch in this pile of crap RV for the next 5 years, paying off a debt on a car that I'd made $800 on. It was over. It was done. It was over with And I didn't.

[Bobbo]

Want to deal with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's why jd so if you got a problem, you kiss my ass.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my gosh.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was a little hyped up. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to chill. I need. Bob, you have any of that vape pen left? I might need to suck on that thing. I need to calm down.

[Michael Turley]

Steroids helping you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just need to chill.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Chilling.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, roids and HGH and whiskey and gin.

[Bobbo]

You want to make you feel better. You can't do this. We can do it next week. Lingerie Fridays at Wild Pits in Fort Worth.

[Michael Turley]

Is that every Friday month?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't say them.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't say their name again, please.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Where everybody knows your name.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you say their name again, I'm gonna punch you in the face.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

With a closed fist.

[Bobbo]

That ought to be cool. You think you'll knock me off my chair?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Do I?

[Bobbo]

Now, do we get to. Do we get to switch? Get the trade back?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, because no more free endorsements.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey. Hey, County Mountie, will you take us out? We gotta get a break.

[Bobbo]

You're saying that with Ed in the room, too, man. We'll be back with more wheeling dealing on the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[JD Ryan]

Guys, a Spirit Airlines passenger has been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Banned for life after a flight attendant caught him vaping on the plane.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

And you found out. The guy's like, oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I will never be able to fly Spirit Airlines.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This Bobbo's favorite line.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

No static at all, man.

[Bobbo]

I do say that a lot, don't I?

[John Clay Wolf]

No static at all. Bro.

[Bobbo]

You don't say bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't say bro. You say dude. Dude was. Dude was bro before bro was bro. I like dude better than bro. Bro is very untrustworthy. When people call me bro, I want to punch him in the mouth.

[Bobbo]

The only thing worse than bro is bra.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a mug. I'm gonna punch him in the. It's crazy. Like a mug. Where did that come from?

[JD Ryan]

That was the 90s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a mug?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is like a mug?

[JD Ryan]

Pre K's people would know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K, your white, black people. What is like a mug? Please define it.

[DJ Pre K]

Sorry, what's that? I was over here doing my job.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking about a ghetto slang.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, what y' all want to know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a mug.

[DJ Pre K]

Like a mug, man. Yeah.

[Mingo]

That.

[DJ Pre K]

That means you. You all about it, man. Like a mug, you know, Like I'm balling like a mug.

[John Clay Wolf]

But where did that come from?

[DJ Pre K]

It's really. It's really short for another word. But, you know, we ain't gonna get into that, I don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, like mf yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like an. Like a M M?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, you got it. Like a mug, man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but it means like, like with intensity, with fervor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So that is a stand in for MF Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

If you never knew that, I want to say the whole thing, man. I'm glad I'm tied in a mug, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You learned something here, people. You learned something here.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, Courtesy of Rosetta Stone.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you say, turkey?

[JD Ryan]

What? He said, courtesy of Rosetta's stone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have that clip of. Of DJ Prek's product that he's pushing out?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah. You want to play real quick here?

[Bobbo]

Rosetta, you're one of the millions of people who think that they just can't learn how to speak hip hop. It's not that you can't learn. It's that you've been doing it the wrong way. And that's why we've created BRO The Hip Hop Language Learning Program.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before Rosetta Stone, I didn't know my hizzy from my VA Jizzy. Now bitch be ballin' without sounding whack.

[Bobbo]

Try Brozetta stone free for 30 days. And if you're not surrounded by big booty shaking dancers while you make it rain cash money in trendy nightclubs, we'll refund your G's.

[DJ Pre K]

Hello, my name is Austin Edward Parky ii, but my friends call me Pre K. I invented the Brozetta Stone software cause I couldn't understand y'.

[Bobbo]

All.

[DJ Pre K]

Better yet, y' all probably couldn't understand me neither. And since y' all my homies holla.

[Bobbo]

At ya boy, call now for your 30 day free trial. And no worries, cuz at Brodazetta Stone, we ain't about ganking the playa.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Jerry, your Kia has no insulation in it. So, like, it sounds like you're in a jeep without doors.

[Caller/Listener]

Actually driving to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. In the Kia. Oh, in a work truck. It's loud. Hey. A 16 Kia Optima. Which. Which version? EX LX Turbo LX S XXL.

[Caller/Listener]

It's the SX SX.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Turbo. Okay. How many miles? 54. About 54,000. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It just sits in my garage red.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 grand. I'll pay 13,000 for it. So a 16 Kia Optima Turbo SX in red with 54,000 miles. I'll pay 13,000 for it. If that works for you. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll send the driver. What city are you in? Houston. We'll send somebody over to your house picking up the check. Or pay off your payoff. Do you have a payoff? Okay, how much did you pay off?

[Caller/Listener]

More than 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I hear you, man. You and every other Kia driver in the world. Hey, John. And League City in 08 MKX with 103. These cars aren't worth anything. Wait, is this the sedan of the suv? I get an mkz Is the sedan.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that's the sedan. The suv.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, is it the SUV or is it the car?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's the suv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a. It's a Ford. It's a Ford Edge, but it's a Lincoln.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's a Lincoln. Yeah, it's a Lincoln.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Same film, same body style.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, when you turn them upside down, they all look and smell the same.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, a little more bells and whistles. Badge on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

North and south, not east and west, Bobbo, not east and west. Oh, wait. Lincoln MKZ with 103. Huh? Leather roof. No average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

I'd say average.

[John Clay Wolf]

League City, Texas. 5,500. 6 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

6 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to give me. Go to givemetheven.com up. Go to givemetheven dot com. Load it up. Enough of that car crap. If you've got a car you'd like to sell us, go to 800. 800. Or just call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We bid. You know, I don't know. Give the VIN.com. they bid 500 cars a day. Really like to have the big pretty ones on the radio. Instead of just a Lincoln MKZ or a Kia. The Lamborghinis, the Ferraris, the Porsche turbos, the. The badass stuff. The Phantom Rolls Vegas. Yes, I'm talking to you. Good morning. Wake your ass up, get rolling. Tell your rich friends if they want to sell their ride to call in D.C. we're on in D.C. we're on in Dallas this morning. We're on in Oklahoma City this morning. We're on all over the place. But we would like to give a round welcome of howdy and Texas hospitality to klbj, Austin, Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come get you some. Good morning, Austin Glad to be here. And San Antonio, we're being weird. South, Louisiana, Louisiana, Houston, all that stuff. 92.5 K. ZPS is our flagship. And I'm a black man named Ted McKay. Good morning, everybody. Not even close. He's not a hater. Well, you know Led Zeppelin, back in 19. 1973, after the whole Lot of Love tour, they leased Elton John's airplane and renamed it the Starship. The first band to take a luxury liner and turn it into their own private plane. Jimmy Page and Robert Plant got a lot of tail on that plane, and they did a lot of drugs. And that's where they were inspired for the next hit, Stairway to Heaven, from the Starship. When they were up in the air in that 747 in the sky, smoking that grass, talking to Bobbo and writing music right here on the Ted McKay, chef from South Park Show.

[Bobbo]

Chef from South Park.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does sound like Chef from South Park.

[Michael Turley]

Does a little bit, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Unbeknownst to Robert Plant and Jimmy Page, the plane's previous name had been Elton's favorite nickname. The High Hard One.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I've got that backwards. Was what did. Did Zeppelin take the Starship after Elton or did Elton take it after Zeppelin?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was l. I think Elton took Starship for his world tour in 77. Yeah, you know, everything good happened in 77. I mean, not good, but the music in my lifetime was peaking in 1977. And that's when Leonard Skynyrd crashed.

[Bobbo]

Everybody had a great album in 77.

[John Clay Wolf]

77 was the deal.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was the best time of music in the history of the world.

[Bobbo]

Right. Billy Joel's the Stranger, Steely Dan's the Royal Scam. Ozzy had a. Well, I guess it was still Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sabbath, technically, but that's when Ozzy was at his best, technically.

[Bobbo]

Van halen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Van Halen. 77. It was the year, dude. I was four years old. Eric. I'm sitting there asking about nice cars for the radio, and you call me with a 300,000mile POS.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, man, 7.3 liters. Those things don't die.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it needs to, though. Take. Go take a 357, walk out. Shoot that in the head or just load it in the gift. Come on now, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, this. This truck will still pull a house down. Don't get it twisted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you live on the beach?

[Caller/Listener]

Pretty much, man. I'm like quarter mile from the beach, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no rust at all, man. No rust. It's only 50 years old. With 500000 miles. No rust except all of it. 8008-0780-0800-7234. 800800 radios are calling them. My name is John Clay. Well if I buy cars, the radio forgive the vin dot com. JD Ryan to my left. Bobo to my right. Michael Turley with the steering wheel. We'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show Presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com Shout.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out to y' all man.

[Caller/Listener]

Keep doing your thing man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it. Let's, let's. Let's think with our big head.

[Bobbo]

Not a little.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a little medicine. Steroid shot.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, cheaper.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Choose now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Medicine. Cheap vape. Vape juice. Jerry in Dallas, a 13F150 King Ranch with 102 four wheel drive crew cab, leather nav average refer claim. Do you have a payoff or is it paid for?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, that's paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does does does does does does does does does does. 18, 000 buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh no, no. 18,005.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a 1300,000 mile. What's 19 minus 13? Turley? That's 16. So it's a six year old truck with a hundred thousand miles on is. And I'm 18 grand buyer. And I'm. And I'm an 18 grand buyer and you're talking to me like I'm an idiot. So tell me, tell me Jerry. Why am I an idiot? Maybe I am an idiot.

[Caller/Listener]

These trucks are still strong in this Texas market.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. And a six year old hundred thousand mile pile of crap with a King Ranch badge on it is still strong. And that's why I'm offering you strong money. So what's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I want 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 20 grand buys it. Go to givemetheven.com. say John hit it at 18 side unseen. Takes 20. Here's the pictures. Give me some good pictures. If there's problems, take pictures of the problems. Because there's nothing worse than a liar, Jerry. And I'm not calling you one by any stretch. I'm calling everybody else. One that wants to lie and say, oh, everything's perfect except for the whiskey dent and the hail damage in the busted windshield. The bald tires.

[Caller/Listener]

Now I'll give you pictures inside and out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks man. I'd like to buy your truck. Seriously. I'm a smart ass. Aside. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D.

[Mingo]

Ryan.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in the News, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, John, I know how. I know how impatient you are, John. Sometimes when you go to a restaurant and they don't jump right on your order. Well, a wheelchair. A wheelchair bound woman kind of tired of waiting for her food at a Detroit McDonald's fired a Taser employee because she felt her order had been taken too long. I've been to other restaurants that take too long, but McDonald's is normally pretty quick. The employee the way was not injured, but we do have the TV report, which is kind of fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chair bound woman accused of trying to tase a McDonald's worker. The woman entered the McDonald's last night near Wayne State University and ordered food. When the worker brought it out to her, the woman thought it had taken too long and attacked. Police got the Taser away from the woman, but they couldn't arrest her because her wheelchair would not fit into their car. If a warrant is approved, they'll track her down and put her under arrest. You know what the hardest part about eating a vegetable is, Rob? Mm.

[Michael Turley]

You go ahead. You're on your own.

[Bobbo]

No, what's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?

[John Clay Wolf]

Get him out of the wheelchair.

[Michael Turley]

We have the McDonald's, actually. What's cool is we had the McDonald's employee that was tased here in the studio with us today.

[JD Ryan]

He's turned his mic on.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah. Capri Jamarkin Jones is here in the studio. And we're sorry that you got tased by that lady in a wheelchair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

Bless your heart.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, man, she was tripping for real, yo. Like, I'm the fastest Big Mac maker.

[JD Ryan]

In all of the land, man, this.

[DJ Pre K]

Side of the Mississippi, and she gonna come in there tripping on me, right? You know, you really can't help these people nowadays, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who you calling these people?

[Bobbo]

These people.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, I'm just gonna say it, man. This ain't the first time somebody in a wheelchair has came into my McDonald's tripping, okay? Talking about you ain't making it fast enough, man. The world record for a Big Mac is made in 4.5 seconds, man. I could do it in 4.9, man. I'm the best there is out here.

[Michael Turley]

All beef patty, special sauce and lettuce and cheese.

[DJ Pre K]

This old broken beezy, man. This old bust down beezy. She's lucky I didn't backhand her. Leave a pimp slapped backwards and left.

[JD Ryan]

Stranded, you know what I'm saying?

[Michael Turley]

I just love how they didn't arrest her because they couldn't get a wheelchair in the Car so she's free to go rob a bank.

[John Clay Wolf]

I suppose.

[JD Ryan]

I just love real man.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey is if it was me tripping in there, police would have shot me dead, you know, in a second. But since it's Ms. Wheelchair lady, she could do whatever the hell she want. Not in my McDonald's.

[JD Ryan]

This guy sounds just, just like Pre K, doesn't he?

[Bobbo]

Sounds a lot like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does a little bit. Pre K is, but I've heard his.

[DJ Pre K]

Music is pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the Jogly Wolf show page if you like to see Pre K's rap music. Garrett Magnolia 12 CTS v Hot Rod V so it's got a Corvette engine in it. Two door, 75,000 miles, leather roof, nav. What color? Black on black sticker matic.

[Caller/Listener]

It's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean.

[Caller/Listener]

About average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20 grand buy it? 22 grand? 23 grand? 24 grand? 25 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

Let's say 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think that's about right. Go to givemetheven.com. if it's got a clean carfax, it's a good car. Write your check for 25 000. Do you have a payoff or do you have a title?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about 11. Okay, so we'll pay you the difference, right? We'll go pay off your lender, right. And then give you the difference, right? Where do you.

[Caller/Listener]

Magnolia 1488. We'll north of the Woodlands.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll come get it. Yeah, just load it up in the website. GiveMeTheVend.com all right, let's go. North Carolina girl loses leg and shark attack. That sounds funny.

[JD Ryan]

She's got good spirits though.

[Michael Turley]

She got. 17 year old. Paige Winter is the North Carolina girl made the news last week when a shark bit off her leg and two fingers when she was on the beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

And two fingers and you think, you.

[Michael Turley]

Know, maybe you'd be depressed, maybe you'd be upset, maybe you'd be angry. Her father actually helped free her by punching the shark. Paige wants to transform already the experience into something positive which to me is still amazing audio here.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I was in that water I was like praying. I'm like, I'm 17, I got so much to do. And it's true, I have a lot to do. And I think with this situation I can transform it into something it's not like, oh, how tragic. 17 year old lost a leg. No, 17 year old lost a leg and we're popping, you know, I mean it's great spirit.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe a couple of years after the event.

[John Clay Wolf]

But a week later she chops that other leg off. She won't be so happy.

[Bobbo]

No. She went on and on the interview too, saying, well, you know, sharks are still good people and I really like them. Sharks are cool. Yeah. She literally said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

She said sharks are good people.

[Bobbo]

Yes, she did.

[JD Ryan]

She's looking for the money already.

[Michael Turley]

What do you mean?

[JD Ryan]

Well, you know, get some sound bites like that and stuff. You know, take advantage.

[Michael Turley]

Why not Are good people too T shirts.

[Bobbo]

I see it on Shark Week. Yes, you'll be. She'll be on tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, what'd you think about Drake's big win and the basketball world?

[JD Ryan]

I'm happy for the Raptors. I mean they, they, they were like for. Anybody remembers the 2011 Mavericks, very similar built team built around one superstar dirt. This one's built to walk. So you got one guy with a bunch of role players that stepped up. It's good to do that because it's about to change again. Back to LeBron. You heard about the big trade LeBron.

[John Clay Wolf]

James and I'm confused about it. I heard about it. Then I heard it's trying to unravel. But in the New Orleans. What to tell me? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Anthony Davis has got traded from the New Orleans Pelicans to the Lakers and the Lakers traded a whole bunch of guys over back to him. And it's the perfect complement for LeBron. He is the perfect compliment for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So where's LeBron going?

[JD Ryan]

No, LeBron's with Lakers. He's there. He's done. I mean it. The, the Lakers will be top probably in the west again because you have Golden State falling apart because of injuries and I mean I would think that he'd be the favor in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did they pay this player?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he's got a. I don't remember, something like 100 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the Pelicans are just now the cans Africans, Mexicans. There's nothing left. They're not the Pelicans.

[JD Ryan]

No. They got Zion. They drafted him number one. He's the best. You know, come guy coming out of college. So they have a up and coming team, but it's going to take a little while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why would you name a basketball club the Pelicans?

[JD Ryan]

It's New Orleans, man. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got very sexy. Yeah. It's just not. It doesn't punchy.

[JD Ryan]

No, but that's the, the state bird, I believe, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I just think it's a bad name.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, it's a terrible name.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they should Rename the Pelicans. Go, Pelican.

[Bobbo]

Come on, Pelican. Money, what's a pelican fly? Come on, Pelican. I mean, they weren't gonna name them. The Street Walkers.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, what else do you name them in New Orleans?

[Bobbo]

Their name is the fake vampires.

[John Clay Wolf]

The New Orleans Street Walkers.

[JD Ryan]

I think you say the Boozers or something like that. Right?

[Bobbo]

Winos.

[Michael Turley]

Gun trash.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the New Orleans Street Walkers. No, that is very solid.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's not.

[JD Ryan]

You can see their cheerleaders.

[Michael Turley]

No one looks up to her.

[Bobbo]

Yes, I can.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yes, I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah the stripper. Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, you've been in New Orleans for the past two weeks. What have you been doing down there?

[Bobbo]

I love the giving New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? They look like streetwalkers.

[Bobbo]

That's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's horrible. Pelicans are just a terrible name.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Street Walkers is a little passe.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a good name for people that do what you do?

[Bobbo]

And they'll sell you some passe exotic dancer.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the New Orleans Exotic Dance Dancers. The New Orleans Exotics.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

But don't. Don't imply that dancers are street walkers. It's totally different.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Orleans Exotics, whoever's listening down in South Louisiana right now. That's close to the club. Tell them to rename the damn team the Exotics. It makes all the sense in the world for the region. And you're never going to win anything as a pelican. It will not happen. Because the name sucks so bad, you. Even if you're great, you won't win because a bad mojo. Because your name sucks. What's a worse name in the NBA than Pelicans? Who? None. None.

[JD Ryan]

Raptors is a better name.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I know. Pelicans are badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're tall. Hannah, we gotta get a break. You gonna take us out?

[Bobbo]

Cute and tall and rich.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

She likes her money.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back live from New Orleans.

[Bobbo]

On the Duncanville show after this. Forget Toy Story 4. Now there's Adult Toy Story 9 and a half.

[Michael Turley]

You are a play thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's paint.

[Bobbo]

Back it up. Back it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a.

[Bobbo]

It's a big one.

[DJ Pre K]

Winnie.

[Bobbo]

Let's move. Move. Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Use your finger.

[Caller/Listener]

Insert.

[Michael Turley]

I'm officially freaked out now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we gonna do? Buzz, Use your head. But I don't want to use my hand.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm pecking you.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody look till I get my cork back in.

[Bobbo]

Join Woody, Buzz and the whole gang. Where's my nose?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Here it is. Give me that. That's mine.

[Bobbo]

Adult Toy Story 9 and a half. Now playing at Horny's House of Videos. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K, Rush Limbo, T. Richards, Randy.

[Bobbo]

The Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Toy Story comes out yesterday or something.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's the. The big one. It's funny. There. There are two toy movies out this weekend. Toy Story 4 and the remake of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Child's Play with Chucky Charles plays a weird one. That's very creepy.

[Bobbo]

You know who does the voice for Chucky in this one? Mark Hamill. I ain't lying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Luke Skywalker.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the black rapper from Miami? No. The guy that drove the Millennium Falcon with Hans.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Not bro. Mark. Mark Hamill. You know he's voiced the Joker on the. The Batman cartoons for years. I didn't know. A lot of people don't realize that he's got a good creepy villain voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff in Houston. An 18 Corvette Z06. 3,000 miles, two L's Z leather nav roof. What color?

[Bobbo]

Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of blue? Dark blue, Light blue, Electric blue.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a. It's a darker blue. It's a darker blue. It's one that's special. That's just in the Z6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You know they're having trouble selling these cars new. Isn't that weird? I've had a lot of dealers try to get me to. I bought them from Chevy stores new after all the rebates. Real high msrp. They rebate the hell out of them. The, the new body stingray that started in 14 is the bomb. Everybody loves it. But the Z06 was so expensive. It just. I don't know. They're not as desirable.

[Caller/Listener]

It's interesting.

[Mingo]

This was.

[Caller/Listener]

I bought this out of Florida. So half a thousand are on it are in Florida. So it sits in my garage and it's sat there for 15 months. So I'm just looking at, you know, it makes sense for to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

This one I'm a sixty thousand dollar check writer. 61.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. That's probably a little low at that. I'll just keep it.

[Bobbo]

So.

[Caller/Listener]

But that's what I want to know. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, let me look at something. Hang on. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

So the. I'm. I'm probably up in the 70s so and so I'll probably just do a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Retailer out of my. That's fine. See, these things had an MSRP like 95,000. The dealers were taking 20 grand off of them. So they. People see that 95,000, they bought it on the cheap. Just like your old lady bought two pairs of shoes. It's not what she paid for one, it's what she paid for the pair. And she don't want to talk about what she spent. She wants to talk about what she saved.

[Michael Turley]

I saved.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what's happened with these cars because the rebate on them is so big that they think that they've stole something and they didn't.

[Bobbo]

I'm 20 grand back, right?

[Michael Turley]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you just paid the right money and it was just overpriced. But that stingray, actually, when it came out in 14, they raised the price 10,000 on them because they were underpriced out of the gate. What was the. Speaking of. Speaking of offers and people being. He was pretty cool, but people being bitchy. Need to read that on the air.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, that's. One of our customers. Shot back an email we, you know, gave in the van. We talk back and forth through email. Text message door on the phone. Yeah, and this one was a pretty funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just going to read this. Can I read it straight? Do you remember? Is it dangerous?

[JD Ryan]

Edit yourself a little bit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not for the little offer. Not for the little offer you all made. I will be. I'll keep on driving it. I understand there. Ed has to be room to make money and I work 12 hours a day. This guy's got terrible punctuation. Not for some used car salesman. We're not used car salesman. We buy cars. We don't sell them.

[Bobbo]

But not just any used car salesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who never worked a day. And oh, he's talking to Ed, the Puerto Rican Ed. Well, that's fine as long as he's screaming to Ed then. I like this guy. Not for some used car salesman who never worked a day in his life and most likely doesn't know how to make all the money on a truck that I worked hard to pay for. I see them being sold all day long between 8 and 12,000 and you offer 6,000. Let me say I wouldn't give you the sweat off of my nuts.

[JD Ryan]

Wait, hold on. Try to edit itself there. Say it again. Do you just dump me and try it again?

[Michael Turley]

Sweat off of his pecans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me say I wouldn't give you the sweat off my privates.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So this guy didn't like the six Thousand dollar price on his truck. When he thinks it's worth eight, he.

[Michael Turley]

Sees them sold all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

All day.

[Michael Turley]

All day. There's a. There's a down the street. All day long.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Just a damn minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the Chipmunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What the hell does he mean by that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of nuts.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's pretty salty language. That's pretty salty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Salty nuts. Planters peanuts.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Would you? A net expert like myself. Yes, Randy the chipmunk. I'm all about the nuts. Okay. I'm a fishy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I didn't think salty nuts.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know that spells processing. Oh. Probably some kind of preservatives too.

[Michael Turley]

Most likely.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So you're gonna lose a lot of nutrients.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't realize you were a health nut.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm a nut nut.

[Michael Turley]

You're a nut nut.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Damn it.

[Michael Turley]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

So here's.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Here's what y' all laymen probably don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Never thought of that.

[Michael Turley]

What's that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All nuts sweat. Really? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't think of that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's a property of the fruit itself. Didn't realize that's designed that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Hang on. Turley. Did you dump what I said earlier? Did you hit the delay? I did. Okay. So. So nobody's even understanding what we're talking about.

[JD Ryan]

No, no. You. You corrected it. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because this angry listener wrote us a deal. He said, I wouldn't let you have the sweat off of my blank. And that's what Randy's discussing. Sweat off my privates is what we rephrase it.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But all nuts sweat. Didn't know it's values. It's a value value. Did you. Did you know peanut butter is approximately 28 nut sweat? Yes, it is. Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know why Nutter Butters taste so good?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What do you got? You got two peanut butter cookies and there's your nut sweat right in the middle. They wouldn't be the same. They wouldn't be the same at all.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's peanut butter in the middle.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Who's the most famous product placed character in the history of the country?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Planter Peanut. The Planter Peanut.

[Michael Turley]

Planter Peanut.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And if you look very closely.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

At his image?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

If you look past the monocle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And the pimp cane.

[Michael Turley]

He is hot.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He got just a little drop of nut sweating right off his brow. Yeah. Because he is a masculine peanut.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay. Nut sweat has value, my good sir.

[Michael Turley]

Apparently.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And if you are equating a give me the vim.com bid on your crappy truck. To the wonder and wholesome nourishment that is the sweat of the nut.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, sir, Good sir, I am offended.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you were.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And at a loss to answer. You're bit of hyperbolic misunderstanding.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my Lord. Calm down.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because we don't joke about the nut. This is not nut. Friends.

[Michael Turley]

I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I am in the nut business.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't screw around. Calm down.

[Michael Turley]

Calm down, mister. You're gonna blow a nut.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Wd.

[Michael Turley]

Calm down.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Kimberly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, the chipmunk is. He's having a. I've never heard him rant.

[Mingo]

No.

[JD Ryan]

That was amazing.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I said good day, sir.

[Bobbo]

Wow. Thanks for coming in, buddy.

[Michael Turley]

Calm down.

[Bobbo]

Oi.

[Michael Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So I guess we got the answer to that guy.

[Bobbo]

I didn't.

[DJ Pre K]

I did.

[Bobbo]

I did not realize all that.

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who knew I wouldn't let you have the. What would. What would motivate someone trying to sell something to say I wouldn't let you have the sweat off of my privates. That's odd.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had very poor punctuation and very troubled language. He might need to go see someone about all that. David and terrell.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 11 Chevrolet Silverado with 104.

[Caller/Listener]

There's nothing special. I'm just trying to see how far I'm upside down.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't you say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't you say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? How. What do you owe on it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's from a finance place. I think it's still like 18 to 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's an extended cab.

[Caller/Listener]

I just want to get your. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Give me the. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm gonna think it's probably 13 or 14 grand. As an extended cabinet. My computer system on the website will automatically bid the truck immediately. If you put in your license plate number, it'll automatically bloop and it'll kick the number back at you. What will pay? 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800. Radio. Derek is 16. Ram half ton. Lone Star. 86,000 miles. Four wheel drive. Crew cab, Navy. 16. Was it 18 grand. 17 grand. Does that sound right? 17 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Hope for a little bit more on that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much I appreciate it. How much? How much.

[Caller/Listener]

I was hoping for right around 20.

[Bobbo]

21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look. Let's look. All we can do is look. So I'm gonna look up what we call image.

[Caller/Listener]

Let me upload it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, please do upload it. But I'M pulling up some auction results and see what the current market conductivity is on. It basically comps. It's a. It's a Lone Star 1500 V8 with. It's a Laramie Longhorn Crew Cab. Did you say no?

[Caller/Listener]

No. It's a load Star. It's not a Laramie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh. Oh, no. Oh, no. Slow it down. 80,000 miles. Yeah, I'm 18 grand buyer tops. All right, man.

[Caller/Listener]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a good week, huh? 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. You can just go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com I had to send out three more ceased and exist letters this week. Turley of people around the country using our trademark. Really? Give me the vin. They're using our name. The name in their advertising.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like in their web thing, it says, give me the vin. I mean, we trademarked it five years ago for this reason.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they can't praise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Won't start trying to use my brand. Give me the vin. Text me the vin. Send me the vin. I got the trademark. Look it up. Actually, I'm gonna send them bills. Every time you say the word, give me the vin. You gotta pay me a quarter.

[Michael Turley]

Like the guy from the Happy Birthday song. In the.

[JD Ryan]

In the orb, the announcer that says, let's get ready. Because literally a million bucks every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you say, let's get ready, who enforces it?

[JD Ryan]

Michael Buffer. He's. He's got it.

[Michael Turley]

He's got a lawyer sitting around waiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

So can I put a price on it? Sure.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You want to?

[John Clay Wolf]

And really, we need to think about this. So every time a car dealer says, give me the vin, I can charge them.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. All right, I'm gonna do. I'm gonna work on that. My name's Jacob Wolf, and I buy car. Cars on the radio. We'll be here. We do this thing for five hours on Saturday morning. Hey, KLBJ. Good morning. Glad to be here. DC101. Not DC101. Big, big 100. Vegas. The point, ZP. Anyway, I could talk about all the station. You go to john claywolf.com and click stations. You'll see all the stations we're on all over the country. Yes, we're nationally syndicated, but we're still very normal local people. Very reachable, very. You know, we're in the middle. We're located in Dallas in a studio, the company's headquarters in Dallas. But I've traveled all over the place, and we've got offices all over the place. Freddie from Vegas, you said I bought a Tesla and a Ferrari and something else. I've told you three times to call in. You asked me what the number is. How can a guy that works for us that listens to the show not know what the numbers. The numbers. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Pull your head out, dude. Come on, come on, come on. Let's roll.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh yeah. We're back.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800800 radio presented by givemethevin.com and now Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know this is a nationally syndicated show, but I got a local plug real quick. I want to hit on a Dallas, Texas the Bow and Jim Rock and roll up your sleeves. Summer blood drive, Carter Blood care and Lone Star will be at Bottle Cap Alley and crossroads at Highway 380 this morning at 11 o'.

[Mingo]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roll up your sleeves for Lone Star and Carter Blood care get a free T shirt burger. With donation, you're entered to win a trip to Aruba 11 to 3 at Bottle Cap Alley today. Blood donation. They've been doing the Q102 blood drive and the 92 forever.

[JD Ryan]

Forty years.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they, they raised more. They get more plasma out of that than, than the homeless alcoholics. 800-800-7234. 800. That's not funny, Baba. 800.

[Bobbo]

Most transfusions in the Dallas Fort Worth metroplex BO is all time number two for most transfusions. Number one was Larry Hackman. Yeah. And so he, it's dear to his heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, blood transfuses from just being drunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that makes sense.

[Bobbo]

Philip Supply, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve in Las Vegas. 04 Dodge diesel with 200000 miles on it. Is it average rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and is it a SLT or an st leather cloth or like vinyl seat? So on a scale of 1 to 10, you've got a 04 Dodge 3/4 ton 4 wheel drive diesel with 200000 miles. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It?

[Caller/Listener]

7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does 5 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 5,000 buy it? Does 6,000 buy it? How much will that buy the truck?

[Caller/Listener]

You know. Do you know this is like one of the most sought after trucks because it was before they put that big engine in and ruined the truck. It gets like 26 miles a gallon on the freeway around town. About 50. And it's a six speed manual transmission with the four wheel drive cow pushers on the front. Brand new. Everything underneath the truck was just redone last Week. New, New, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So 2004, let's go back. John Wolf is the owner of Wolf Dodge. And I sold these things new. We ran ads on them. We priced them in the paper for 32, eight brand new. And yes, I'm very. I know all about it. I had a lot of them. And do you have a long bed or short bed? A long bed because most of the time. Hang on. The six speed stick came with the long bed. Nine times out of ten. That's why I asked and so it makes sense. Okay, so it is a six speed. That's better. How much is the truck? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I've been looking and what they're selling for on craigslist and ebay and everything are about 14,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Because you can't find these trucks anymore. Most sought after truck there is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean it's just.

[Caller/Listener]

That's a stretch speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like it. I like it. I mean I didn't know it was a six speed. I didn't want to. I didn't think you were stupid, but I didn't want to miss you if you were. Does that make sense?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'm a ten thousand dollar buyer. They're not selling for fourteen grand. People are asking fourteen grand. There's a difference. There's a house next door to me that's been for sale for four years. Does that mean it's selling for a million too? Or they've been asking too much? Right, that's the difference. I'm a $10,000 check writer on 200,000 mile, 20 year old Dodge. And if you want to take it, take it. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. You can run down to Sahara Drive right there in Vegas and get a check today. I can print it out right now. We're in Dallas, but my office in Vegas. I have an office in Vegas. I have an office in Baton Rouge. I have an office right above D.C. in Pennsylvania and Dallas and Fort Worth.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Lake Tahoe in Vegas. Okay, back and forth. Lake Tahoe, Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Run over there, we'll get it. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, givemetheven.com that's all you gotta do. $10,000 for a.04 with 200 on it.

[Bobbo]

That's that. Five, nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's that damn stupid ass long bed stick shift. Five, nine. Who knows if I'm right or wrong, but I'll try it. Okay, what else have we got? J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Give it a shot man. Well, let's see what else we have. A gun wielding grandmother in Huntsville, Alabama, confronted a wanted man in her driveway. You think that'd be pretty bad. Right after he crashed a stolen car near her home. Marcia Black, who is 75, said she pointed a rifle at the suspect while her 15 year old granddaughter called 911. Get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I walked out and said, could I help you?

[Caller/Listener]

He said, yes, ma', am, I'd like.

[John Clay Wolf]

To use your phone. I mean, I was just calm as can be. I knew what I was doing.

[Bobbo]

I was in control.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wanted to keep him at a distance. I didn't intend to kill him. I just wanted him to think that I would shoot him. He wouldn't get down, so I shot in the air. And he realized I meant business, so he got out on his knees. That's just amazing to me that I got to witness my grandmother in action. It's just another day. It's if something happens, you take care of it and that's it.

[DJ Pre K]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was not listening to you when you were talking earlier. I was tuning you out. But I'm interested in this lady's accent. But everybody already knows because you probably said it. I want to guess where these people were from. Did you already say it?

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not Oklahoma. It's to the right. So it's Missouri is what I was thinking. And then I started going down. It's not Louisiana, it's not Mississippi, it's not Florida. It may be Tennessee. It's either Tennessee or Alabama.

[Bobbo]

Oklahoma to me.

[JD Ryan]

What was it? J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Huntsville, Alabama.

[JD Ryan]

You know your accents.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do know my accents. I do know my ex. I know my people. Oh, you wanna hear something funny? So Tabitha, my daughter, she's gonna turn 16 in, gosh, two weeks pretty quick. July 3rd.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're. She's got her granddad bought her a new car, our used car, nice used car. And she's getting ready to drive, you know, and I have her riding with Roy and the boys, driving them around Dallas, Fort Worth. Because we have these drive crews in each market. We have these drive crews in each market. They go and pick up the give me the VIN cars. So I'm like, tab, the best way for you to really get this last cut of your driving in is to drive 3, 4, 500 miles a day. 300 miles a day running around Metroplex, traffic all over DFW. And you get done with that after a week of that, I'll trust to cut you loose. So Uncle Roy, who taught me how to drive, I trust Profusely. And I know will keep an eye on my pretty little sweet daughter. So she's driving around with uncle Roy's a 60. What else?

[JD Ryan]

He's 75 at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, black man, gray beard. And then we've got all these different drivers and a lot it seems. Not that they're racist amongst each other, but it seems like the black guys like to hang out with the black guys and the white guys like to travel with the white guys in the cars. Okay, so tab's got the black guys and. And you know, she's just what you'd figure a little. Pretty little private school, 15 year old girl cheerleader. And she said they were whataburger. Oh, boy. And somebody handed her a note. Are you here on your own free will?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, they didn't.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh my God.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you okay?

[Michael Turley]

Are you okay?

[Bobbo]

That's a little funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's very funny.

[Michael Turley]

Funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very funny. They're what? They were looking at this girl. They were looking at these guys.

[Michael Turley]

Didn't match.

[John Clay Wolf]

She. It didn't match. It didn't match.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. You being held up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her mother.

[Michael Turley]

I'll just say kill me.

[Bobbo]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what she. She doesn't know. That's the best damn thing that's ever happened to that kid is this week she spent with uncle Roy.

[Michael Turley]

I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

She'll look back on it for you. She needs to do it again next week. Hey, we got to go to break. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars in the air. Forgiveme the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to get out more often, Bob.

[JD Ryan]

This is a bad idea.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

I think I'm having my first heart attack.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought I was gonna have a heart attack this week.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Were you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was pretty jacked up.

[Bobbo]

What'd you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I just started getting anxiety, especially Wednesday night is really when it hit me. I got so jacked up at the auction. When we sell on Wednesdays.

[Mingo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I got so mad at some stuff, I just really let it affect me. It kind of freaked me out when it hit you.

[Bobbo]

What did you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I told Cody, the auctioneer, if I go down, you have to finish.

[JD Ryan]

Wow. So you thought you were gonna pass out right there on the block?

[Michael Turley]

What a soldier thing to say. Not like, hey, give me an ambulance. I don't feel well. If I go down. Yeah, but that's not a finish.

[Bobbo]

That's not a hot attack.

[JD Ryan]

Did he look at you and you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Said he knew I was serious? He knew I was serious. Charlie, we got $10 million rolling through that thing in two lanes that we're running. We running through in three and a half hours.

[Michael Turley]

No time for a heart attack.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have time for a heart attack. And if I go down, we can't stop it because there's more cars coming that next week. So he has to finish. He's got to sell them so we can turn them back into checks.

[JD Ryan]

So would we kind of push your body down below so no one sees it? I mean, could he be draped over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just drag me out of there and bring me in an office or wherever. Get me in a car and rush me away like Elvis when he died, when he was pinching that one off. And then. And just get me out of the room so that they can keep doing business. Business. Because my kids depend on it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, get them out of there quick. So. Yeah, because that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get me out of there. Yeah, get me out of there. And y' all finish.

[JD Ryan]

So this is in your will now, everybody heard that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rob, are you there? Fort Worth, Texas? Yeah, what you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, man, I was thumbing through some stations this morning, and Saturday morning's pretty, pretty, you know, limited on entertainment. Come across your station and your show and. And I'm not in the market to sell the truck, but I figured I'd call and let you know the entertainment is worth it. I have found my home on Saturday morning. And if I ever need to sell my truck, I'll give you a holler.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we have this weird little deal. That's funny. So you just found us. We've been doing this a long time, but we're very sticky people that get into it. Stay. We're Saturday morning cartoons for us jerks like you and me, that's really all we are. And we have bad humor, non PC. We're very on the edge of getting kicked off the radio at all times. And it's just fun, but we talk like you think and. And like I think. And, you know, everybody's scared to do it these days. I don't give a damn. Obviously, I still have to stay within the lines, but I appreciate the boost, confidence, and thank you, Satan. What?

[JD Ryan]

What? What?

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's those lines. It's those lines that'll get you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What lines?

[Bobbo]

That's exactly what happened to Me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's how you got. We drugged you in.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm up there. I'm like, you know, hey, you know, love the flowers. Dinosaurs are really cool up there down there, you know. Good job, Todd. Really good job.

[Michael Turley]

Started off up and came down.

[Bobbo]

Listen, some of these animals are starting to crawl out of their caves and make weapons. Is that a good thing? I was just asking a question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I was just asking a question.

[Michael Turley]

Satan originally was an angel in heaven, John. And he fell from, from greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, I was missing some of the innuendo. No, no, no. You know, are you laughing that we got his soul? Is that what you're laughing about?

[Bobbo]

I'm a little indignant about it. You know, there's no reason to kick me out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Rob. Did we snatch another soul? Is that why you're see, is that what you're laughing about? If, if you taught me how to do this.

[Bobbo]

If you were in the business of collecting souls, that would be a great way to do it. They don't see you coming. I don't see you coming. You know, I mean, when you like, it's volume, it's all involved. I mean, anybody can pick up a soul a day if that's all you want to do is pick up random souls, right. You want to do 700 a week, apply yourself, find a, find a product, find a gimmick, offer value for value.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And they'll just roll in.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all about, we got two things we've got with. He damn sure. He damn sure got Bobbo's soul. He got in a long time ago. Bobbo introduced me to Satan. You know, one thing, we have the radio show that's fun and then we have the business side that's serious and obviously off air and doing the business part of things. We're pretty, we're very square and straight and we just hire nothing but professionals. Speaking of, we have one here with us. We'll just call him Mingo for short. He's a manager here. Mingo, how's it going, man?

[Mingo]

Fantastic. Fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're working on building the dealer body out where we have the dealerships calling us on the trade ins and doing in and outs with all the franchise dealerships. So they can get their [e-mail] and that number's good to trade in at the dealership to help them with the trade in price and all that. That and I appreciate your helping that, cuz you have what, 20 years in the management of car business?

[Mingo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Y.

[Mingo]

Right in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Mingo]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know, these damn car dealers, you know, they're.

[JD Ryan]

They're.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're terrible. They can never do what they say they're going to do. They lie about what you know, we'll give you 20 grand. And they show up and they start cutting you and chopping you and talking this and, you know, tell you how your car's worth nothing. But they'll give you 15 numbers moving stuff around. They'll give you 15 for it. And you're lucky we're going to get that. And they drink and they chase women and they do his chain smokers and all the things that go along with car. Car people.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Typical.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're different.

[Michael Turley]

He is. Oh, you are.

[Bobbo]

Why do you say that?

[Michael Turley]

You're cut above.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are cut above. But I did want to ask you about something.

[Mingo]

Sure, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

That came up. So a week ago, Turley was out. He was at a doing. He was djing a bar mitzvah or something.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I was in my grandmother's hundred birthday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Same thing.

[Bobbo]

Oh, and it's a bat mit.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. And then. So. So every Saturday, we buy food for all the buyers [e-mail]. there's a whole feed line. It's catering. And Turley gave Mingo the company credit card to pay for lunch, to buy.

[Michael Turley]

Some barbecue or whatever. Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So. So all that's fine. And. And so he paid for lunch. So Monday morning, I'm sitting here doing a bunch of work, and his sister is kind of the general manager of this place, in a sense. And she's been with me forever. I don't know. Gosh, it's 99. And she comes in to tell on her brother what he did, and she wanted me to know what he did. That he went out that Saturday night with the company credit card.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he accidentally maybe, I don't know, grabbed the wrong card and paid for his bar tab with the company credit card.

[Michael Turley]

A couple hundred bucks, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, exactly. And I said, no big deal. And you were in here, Mingo, and she's like, she was really upset at you. She wanted me to know. And I said, just Mingo, write her a check back for the different. Whatever it was. And it's fine. And y' all just both booked out of here and everything was fine. And I started thinking about it about three hours later, and I'm like, for them to run that quick? Not her, him. Let me call Connie. Hey, Connie. Yeah. How much was the bill at the bar that he used Our credit card on 2,500. What?

[Mingo]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let'S talk about it.

[Mingo]

Okay, we're gonna talk about it. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Mingo]

So, yeah, you're right, Mike. Charlie gives me the card, and it. It happens to be identical to my card. They're both Visa cards. They're both blue, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

And so I'm like, mine would clear for 2500 years. Word, but go ahead.

[Mingo]

Well, okay. So, you know, I thought, okay, I'm going to go out. This is Friday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I heard you're a partier, and now you have proven it.

[Mingo]

Well, so I'm like, okay, well, you know what? I'm going to have a good time. So I go out and I start ordering, ordering bottles, get some bottle service going. And I'm like, keep bringing the dime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep.

[Mingo]

I'm. I'm like, just keep bringing it.

[Bobbo]

What's the name of this establishment?

[John Clay Wolf]

In Mingo's defense, right out of the gate, man writes a check for 2500. It's clear that the bill is paid, and he did exactly what he was supposed to do. But I was pretty shocked that you racked up a $2,500 bar tab on a Saturday night. And it wasn't at a topless joint.

[Mingo]

No, it wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

How the hell can you spend $2,500 at a bar?

[Mingo]

Well, when you see the photos, John, you'll understand.

[JD Ryan]

Ah, the ladies.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? But it wasn't a topless joint.

[Mingo]

Well, you didn't need to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? I mean, talk to me, brother to brother. I'm listening. I'm on your side.

[Bobbo]

Your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your tab is cool.

[Mingo]

Okay? So, you know, you go into the place, and it's. It's hopping pretty good. And I'm like, hey, we gotta live in this thing up. So, hey, bottle service right down here. Hey. And I said, you know what? The only way I travel is bottle service by myself. Anyone who wants to get in, and you're a male, you got to come with some cash. You're women. You know, that's just a perk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Mingo]

So I'm like, tell all the bouncers and all the security guys. They're like, hey, what do you want? I said, it doesn't matter. I don't discriminate. Blondes, brunettes, it doesn't matter. So anyway, we get a whole. I mean, a whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

A whole slew. 2,500.

[Bobbo]

I mean, a whole slew of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bottles reordered.

[Mingo]

Well, you know, this is what happened. This is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I have, a couple of.

[Mingo]

Bottles of some vodka well, then the champagne came out, you know, and that was what they.

[John Clay Wolf]

The champagne room.

[Mingo]

Oh, man, that. That just took it over the top.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how much were the bottles? Do you have the receipt? Did you remember part of the.

[Mingo]

Well, this is what happened. So after the end of the night, I mean, I wake up in the morning, and I'm like, hey, my car didn't get hit. What's going on here? So I look at my receipt. I said, oh, I did the wrong car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't say sh. Word on the air, but I appreciate. So he looked at his receipt. He said, oh, s. To himself, And.

[Mingo]

I'm like, okay, what am I going to do here? So I'm thinking about this really hard. I'm like, I got to go to work and make sure that, you know, we get lunch and everything. So I made a mistake, and I mentioned it to one of the guys, and they're like, you need to call. You need to call your sister right now. And I'm like, no, I don't need to call. I'll take care of her later. No, you need to call, because his.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sister manages the accounts, the money for the. For the company. So she's sitting there trying to run a company and manage an accounting back horse. We have four people in accounting, half a billion dollars a year in transactions, and she's got her brother running up a $2,500 markdown on the Visa. She's like, are you kidding me?

[Mingo]

Like, going off on me? And I'm like, calm down, Mingo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I want to get the rest of the story. We've got 14 seconds for hard out at the top of the hour. D.C. we're gonna lose you. You can go to John Claywolf.com and click listen live and catch the next two hours. And that's the only station that we're fixing to lose. Everybody else will be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars to radio for Give me the bend. We'll get to the bottom of this. Touching down in New England town.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Feel like broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800 radio.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, these honkies are crazy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now. John Clay Wolf, here come the J.

[Bobbo]

1, 2, 3. Who you calling a honky?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Tabitha pick the music this week, honey, or you did? This sounds like a tab song.

[Bobbo]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, real quick, Don in Cedar Park, Texas, and 09F09 says that body style? 750. 750I. 15,000 miles? No miles. Okay, what color?

[Caller/Listener]

White.

[Bobbo]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean. It's got 15,000 miles on it. Should be perfect.

[Caller/Listener]

It's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

It's my ex wife's car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm tired of looking at it. 09. I'm trying to guess that body style. That's the first year. That next body style up with 15,000 miles. Just off the top of my head and I can look this up. I get screwed up on the body styles a little bit. Is it 14 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

You tell me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just tell me.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm. Yeah, I'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I too high?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm tired. Like I say, it's just. It's my ex wife. I'm tired of looking at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, so I'll sell that. Okay, 14,000. All right, then fire off the sounder. Michael, Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say I hit it at 14 grand on the air. It's got a clean carfax. I'm assuming it's perfect. And we'll send a check to come pick it up. All right, thanks.

[JD Ryan]

We had a cool listener come all the way from Midland, bring his truck just because he wanted to see us, literally. And we gave him two T shirts and a bumper sticker. And at the end when he's taking the picture, he's like, sell that.

[Bobbo]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

If y' all would like to get your STB T shirts, you can get them@john claywolf.com. click merch. We've got bumper stickers. We give the stickers away for free. You just got to pay the shipping. And we don't pay this. We don't charge the stupid shipping. But it. We use some service. What is it, 250 or something? Like, I don't know. And the T shirts are like 10 bucks. We're not trying to make money on them. We just want to cover the cost back. And something else. A ringtones. We finally did that. Did you know that, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got ringtones on the website. Had a lot of listeners want drops of ringtones and they're up there. No, I'm not gay. Is that one of the ringtones? That's one of the ringtones.

[Bobbo]

Is it really one of the ringtones?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes. Klbj, Good morning. First day down there. We've got one of the personalities from KLBJ in Austin, Texas, on the phone with us. La. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

How are you, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. How's all the engineering and the work, you know, we're coming in off the satellite. Westwood 1. Is everything flowing right?

[Mingo]

Working right?

[Caller/Listener]

It's flowing like butter, man. It's, it's smooth.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, I'm, I'm happy. I'm very happy the way it's running.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're happy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are happy. So hang on, hang on.

[Caller/Listener]

And I'm the program director. So if you're the PD and you're happy, you know, it's a good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, Right now you got to remember la, this is a big deal for you and I, I don't know if you remember talking to me about four years ago. Uhoh. You knew I was going to do it, right?

[Mingo]

First.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so, so you bring it on you.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we're all good now. But, so la Lloyd's program director, he's got a syndicated show. He does a countdown show. We talked about four years I've been working on this station deal for. God, was it five years or four years? It's been forever.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll give you, I'll give you credit for the persistence.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you might have made the comment over my dead body at one point. I don't remember if that was exactly what you said.

[Caller/Listener]

That was my boss, you know, he's, you know. But I mean, did I say that? I hope I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you here on your own free will or. I mean, did we finally kind of win you over? Are you still mad about it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm not mad. I was never mad. I just, you know, we play music in the morning and we still have a little bit of music that we, we found a happy medium. So we still got a lot of music in between all the fine callers calling in on your show and all the great content that you're providing. So, you know, we're, you know, we, we found our happy medi meeting point.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did, we did. And, and we changed our clock since I talked to you last to have the music interludes. They were the A PD of like you at another network created a different clock for us so that it would make, make the other PDs around the country. The problem is, is when you talk to these rock stations, I mean, KLBJ in Austin is premier heritage stick. It's been going on forever. It's part of Austin, Texas, part of the fabric of Austin, Texas. So when you call in and you're talking to him, say, hey, I've got this car show thing I do on Saturday mornings. They're like, screw you and go to hell.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, you're not going to mess up the beauty of my station and it. And you're like, but you got to listen to it. They're like, okay, I listen to it. But they don't listen to it. They just heard car show, so they think you're like an insurance guy or a mortgage guy or some preacher that's gonna ruin their airtime. Sure. And that's not what we do. We really. Entertainment is my number one goal on Saturday mornings because it's my release. I've been doing this 14 years. It's fun.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you've been doing radio for how many years?

[Caller/Listener]

And as a syndicated personality myself, I realize how hard it is to get your show, and mine is pretty much all music. I realize how hard it is to get a radio station to give up some of their time to put your content on their thing that they create. So I get it. I get it. So, like I said, I'm empathetic, and I found a happy medium for us to provide three hours for you to put your show on here. And, you know, we can still play some music in between, and everyone's happy. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad that we're here, and I'm glad that when I. When I. Next time I'm in Austin, I'm gonna come by and say hi. And we sent you some barbecue. We sent you some T shirts. We're trying. We need to put a plug out for Rudy's barbecue. You right, right.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a partner of y'. All.

[Caller/Listener]

Doug came by and brought the stuff and fed the staff here. It was really nice. So thank you for that. And I wish I'd have had you guys about three months ago when I had to trade in my. My BMW 328XI because, man, I got a royal shaft on that deal.

[Bobbo]

So.

[DJ Pre K]

See there?

[Caller/Listener]

If I had you three months ago, but that's my karma for not putting on the show, I guess. So that's what happens, Right?

[Bobbo]

There you go, la.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for calling in. I appreciate it. All right, my friend, thanks for having us on your. Thank you for having us in your house, because I know that's your home and you trusted us with the keys. Thank you, sir.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, now, speaking of trusting with something.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's a big relief.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it is. I mean, it scares the hell out of these program directors when they let us on.

[JD Ryan]

Just like when you give a credit card to somebody that I thought I could trust. Mingo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

The Company card.

[Mingo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to that for you guys who missed this. We have a, a manager here that Turley was off. He gave him the card to buy lunch for the staff. And Mingo went out that night and partied it up, and he grabbed the wrong card when he paid the bar bill. The bar bill happened to be $2,500, and it was on my credit card. His sister is an accountant here, and she saw the charge and freaked out on her brother. Came in and told me about it.

[Bobbo]

Narked him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Narked him out. He wrote her a check. It's all good. But I, I was just so blown away. I'm 46 years old and I've, you know, run up some pretty big dinner tabs, you know, at like Del Frisco's. I mean, you can get into some serious money, you know, when you have a big group. I had a rehearsal dinner at Del Frisco's about, I don't know, whenever I got married. 13 years ago, 14 years ago, and I think our bill was $4,000. Rehearsal dinner for a full lot of people.

[JD Ryan]

A lot of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you run up a $2,500 bar bill at a, at a joint, at a boot scoop. Where were you? I want to hear it.

[Mingo]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Mingo]

You know, down in the town of the Cow, down there on that 7th street area. Everybody knows where that is, but what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was the name of the establishment?

[Mingo]

It's called Varsity Tavern.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so full of college girls. Well, yes. Well, now making more sense.

[Mingo]

Okay, but you know when you got them twerking on you, like 20 or 30, it's, it's a little tough, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, so, so you, you start ordering bottles and they're bringing bottles of vodka.

[Mingo]

Let me tell you how that goes. So they, so they bring out, they make a whole production out of it. I mean, they bring all the confetti out, girls in a car, they're holding her up on their, on their shoulders. I mean, it's a whole production, right? Well, they do that about three or four times. And it's like you're at the fights because they're like, round one, okay? And they have a whole card up and they hold another card up, round two. And I'm like, keep them coming, keep them coming. And, and it was just insane. Dancing like a fool.

[John Clay Wolf]

And just so I have a theory on, on this, I understand you got caught up in the moment, right? And you're a big boy. You took care of your bill. It's all good. That's your, that's your business. But did you have. Was Dustin with you?

[Mingo]

You know what?

[JD Ryan]

One of the buyers.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a yes or no.

[Mingo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Was Biggs with you?

[Mingo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I thought they were both with you.

[Mingo]

Yeah. See that? It would have been more dangerous if they would have been there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I thought that they were with you, and y' all all got drunk and they put you up to this and said, wolf will think it's okay. And I. I thought they were putting you together and trying to just jam one on you and knewing that I would freak out. Well, but I didn't freak out. Am I freaking out?

[Mingo]

No.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Mingo]

You know what? I. I was freaking out for a little bit, and then I thought, you know what? I had a great time. But I mean, I had a heck of a time. I mean, it was a. It was a blast. You know? But you know what I. You know what I thought. You know what? These guys, they high gross me. I mean, I paid full retail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mingo]

But this next time around. Well, I've done it a couple more times, and we've made a deal. There is no more high gross than this cat anymore.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so basically, you used it to set up like, hey, I'm here. I'm coming in. I'll be back. I'll be back next time. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why don't you should do. I mean, since ed gives away 20% discounts on barbecue for shout outs, why don't you. I mean, if we're going to have this much fun, let's make a deal with some bar where we can have that kind of fun. And we'll. We'll give them endorsements on the air and trade. But trade means that I don't pay them anything.

[Mingo]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mingo]

We're gonna get it set up.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So. So you spent $2,500 on a bar tab. That's amazing. I'm gonna give you a round of applause. I've never. I've never. I've never done it. I've never. I've never had. Jd, what's the biggest bar tab? Not restaurant tab. Bar tab you've ever run up.

[Michael Turley]

I've run up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

400 maybe.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe like 250 ever. Yeah. I mean, I'm cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And that's probably. There was like, some deal, like happy hour. That's the only reason I was buying.

[Michael Turley]

What was a bottle? What's one bottle?

[Mingo]

Well, you know, one of the bottles on, like, 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Mingo]

I mean, and I'm like, what? Was it champagne? Some Dom champagne. They're like, hey, I said, keep bringing them, you know, and, okay, I'm having a good time. And you got, you know, some pretty good scenery around you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're like, well, Mingo's. You know, he got divorced a couple years ago. He's a single, nice looking gentleman. And. And he's. He makes a good living. And I guess you just. That's how you like spin, you know? No, if you want to party with Domingo, oh, boy. Just go contact [e-mail] and say, I want to roll with Domingo and y' all need to put a night together. And, I mean, some other high rollers such as yourself. Y' all can bring Bob O. Along for entertainment. And DJ Pre K. Yeah.

[Mingo]

This is what's happening the 29th. There's gonna be another one.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

And I'm in there like swimwear, baby.

[Mingo]

And let me tell you real quick, just a real quick thing, why I'm celebrating. It's just a real quick thing, okay? My daughter got hired by Harvard medical school, okay? And so she's. And my other daughter's in Hollywood doing her thing. And I thought, you know, my girls are taking care of themselves. They're doing well. They don't. I'm. They're off my payroll. And that's fantastic. So I said, you know what? I'm gonna celebrate with you girls because you all. One's on the west coast, one's on the east coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all remind me of my daughters, except you're a little bit younger, so.

[Michael Turley]

So let me get some girls back on my payroll.

[Mingo]

So I'm like.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Bellamy brothers sang a dick about this. Are you a country music fan, Mingo?

[Bobbo]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am. Have you ever heard of the Bellamy brothers? I have. Have you ever heard this song? What you need's a sugar daddy. Did you know bingo? Probably hire the Bellamy brothers to play at your home for $2,500?

[Mingo]

Hey, let me tell you, one little perk I got out of it. I got a few of them cleaning my house now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maids, maids. We all need maids.

[Mingo]

So that kind of worked out, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, And I got that going for me just a little bit.

[Bobbo]

So that's when you pay full retail until we do our big deal. Let me show you where you can find wholesale, okay? You'll save a lot of money.

[Mingo]

I'm looking forward to that. I really.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's really upset. The back page went down. That screwed him bad. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800 radio. Domingo, I'm glad that you had a good evening. I'm glad you're planning another big one. You've got your daughters off your payroll. You're looking for some more maids to put on your payroll. And a life is grand. We'll be back in a momento. For.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I already got fished out by my wife this morning. You're getting on my last nerve.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Call in 800-800-RADIO. 800, 800 RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like 180 years old. She's pregnant now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sean Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

180 years old. What?

[Bobbo]

Pregnant?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Who?

[Bobbo]

That's odd. I don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You take these drops of me out of context and you confuse me. I don't know what I'm talking about.

[Bobbo]

What the hell do you mean? What the what? What the heck you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

What the heck you mean?

[Bobbo]

I'm cooperating here. Yeah, but that true Coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

After you doing that stupid thing last week, I watched Fargo.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

On Netflix or whatever it was on whatever flicks.

[Bobbo]

You can't look away.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling y', all, if you haven't watched Chernobyl, it's not funny. But it is great drama. If you like Breaking Bad and all those cool dramatic series.

[Michael Turley]

Just dark.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's just good. And it really paints a picture of Russia in that time frame in the 80s, the. The Iron Curtain mentality. And it really was.

[Bobbo]

Hey, honey, what's. What's going on? What's wrong? I don't know. Vladimir's been sick. Yeah, it looks like his nose is coming right off.

[Michael Turley]

There's a lot of.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

No, luckily, dark people in Russia. Have you ever seen the dash cam footage that comes out of there?

[Bobbo]

I'm glad he's still got the nose holes. Those are useful.

[John Clay Wolf]

SARAH in Houston. Good morning. Sarah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what you got, hon?

[Caller/Listener]

It's been a while. What's up? Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just. Just entertaining ourselves and hopefully a couple you guys out there at the same time.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you've been pretty entertaining.

[JD Ryan]

I got.

[Caller/Listener]

I got on about the peanut butter and all that conversation this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, DJ Prico, if you don't put them on hold, they'll hang up. God Almighty. Sarah, do you need a job? I need somebody to come up here that can answer a phone call.

[Caller/Listener]

I could definitely put in my two weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in Houston, we're in Dallas. You ever thought about moving to Dallas? Leaving Your husband and your children. No, I haven't. Say, hell with you. We're leaving. Hey, what? Is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with? No, that's wrong, Turley. That's not what I said. He plays drops on me. Of stuff I've said in the past out of context. Embarrass me. Hey, Sarah, is your camaro worked a six cylinder and eight cylinder?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it automatic or rally sport? Oh, it's rs.

[DJ Pre K]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather cloth. Leather, leather. 70, 000 miles. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

White with black stripes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. It's worth 12 grand.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

That's definitely considerable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemethevin.com. load it up.

[Caller/Listener]

Kind of hoping for Sarah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be completely. I'll be completely honest with you. I completely overbid this car just because you sound so sweet. I will not give 12,050. I'm not moving an inch. And hopefully you don't sell it to me in the next week so that I don't even have to honor that bid. But if you do, I'm going to stick with what I said. I'm going to. I'm going to buy it. But don't. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth is what I'm saying.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks. Send me some nudes. No, don't do that either. Turley. Uncle Roy. Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey. I'm just kind of mowing around. Man. I miss that show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And I was sort of disappointed in what. I was sort of disappointed in what? Domingo. You know, he's telling about all the girls he got and all the women he got. You know, I thought he was a player.

[John Clay Wolf]

$2,500 bar bill. What is the most. You used to own a bar. You used to own a bar called Women, Huh?

[Caller/Listener]

I didn't know he was buying the women's. I thought he was a player.

[Michael Turley]

We all buy them.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, they'd be saying with me.

[Bobbo]

That's a fair assessment.

[John Clay Wolf]

He purchased them from Amazon. Hey, uncle Roy, you used to own a bar and it was called, of course, Roy bar. And what was the largest tab you ever remember seeing when you owned a bar?

[Caller/Listener]

200 at the most.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

$200. Would.

[DJ Pre K]

Would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would. Would your customers. Would your customers ever need to make payments to catch up?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I wouldn't let them get that full in debt. No. You know, he tells me about all the girls he got. You know, I can see why. Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn'T that funny? Can't you imagine he pulls out the company credit card to whip up to pay for a 2500 bar tab. He got made manager like, 30 minutes before that.

[Michael Turley]

Right. I mean, celebrate. And my daughters are off my tab, so let me put some more on.

[Bobbo]

Let's celebrate. I love it. That's less than a wedding.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, is Roy still there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I was gonna ask you about how your daughter is doing driving him around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Roy, how's that going? Is she scaring you or she all right?

[Caller/Listener]

She's scared, but watch. I tell her that, you know what speed limit she's gonna drive. Well, the speed limit is down there. I don't care what the speed limit are we gonna drive 60 and 65. And when she learned to drive 60, 65, that was fine. And she had one more kink when she changed lanes. You know, she wanted to get me whiplash snatched over. And I learned how to just walk in that lane the last day. We did real good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, they. They cut kids loose with driver's license. Like they know what they're doing and they don't. And I think that that's really. I really do. And I'm sincere. I appreciate you taking the time and having the patience, taking her on these.

[Caller/Listener]

Runs because she learned more last week, and she learned the whole driving class.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right, right, right, right.

[JD Ryan]

Roy came in the other day. He's like, all right, I got a driving school open. Anybody else got any kids to bring in? I was like, hey, you know what? That's a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great idea.

[Caller/Listener]

I seen. I was pretty good at that.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I. I do. Yeah. Y' all went all the way to Tyler and back, picked up a car. Are y' all out running around today already picking up Briggs?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Yeah, we moved around today. The only thing. That car. That car is a real nice car. I asked her, I said, you getting tired? She said, no, not really. And I looked over there in the dash, and then in the dash, she said, you are tired. You need to take a break. I said, what the heck is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I asked.

[Caller/Listener]

I said, t. Were you tired? Yeah, just a little bit. I said, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[JD Ryan]

The car told her.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the car. It's a. Her granddad bought her a Mercedes. And if it. If it senses that you're acting, you're weaving a little bit, it'll throw a coffee cup at you. So you might need to take a break. Really? Isn't that amazing?

[Michael Turley]

That is amazing.

[Caller/Listener]

That was the first time I ever saw that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, 81 Coupe DeVilles don't have that Option, No. Hey, man, thank you again. Thanks for helping. Appreciate it. You know, Uncle Roy, does she drive better than I did when I was that age? Well, actually, you were driving with me when we. When I was 10 years old working at my dad's construction company.

[Caller/Listener]

I couldn't tell you nothing. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I was 10 years old, and I would ride with Uncle Roy Christmas break and summer break, and we would leave the construction yard and I'd elbow him.

[Michael Turley]

Him.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he would switch seats with me and I would drive him. Wow, 10 and 11 years old. Was I that young? I think I was, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

My nerve was better than they are now, too, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you taught me to drive, then you can teach my kids. I appreciate it, dude. I really do. Thank you. It's. It's so nice having him in my life.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he's been around since as early as I can remember, and it's cool to see him with. With my kids. It's like. It's like. Grandpa. Uncle Roy. Grandpa. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'll buy cars, the radio, forgivend.com. be back soon.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

After Kim Jong Un found out his older brother was a spy for the CIA, he had him executed.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

I disagree with everything Kim Jong Un does or says, but as a little brother, I get it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did we. We bought a 95 Viper from someone with 8, 000 miles. Is that car landed yet?

[JD Ryan]

I believe it is. Getting picked up today. Okay, Frankie down in logistics, guys. Getting it all set up. Beautiful car.

[John Clay Wolf]

And some guy's calling in from Maryland that's a host of a show called Junkyard Empire.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, big fan of the show. He's selling us a vet.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a big fan of our show.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, our show. Not his show, but our show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never heard of Junkyard Empire. If you've ever heard of Junkyard Empire, tell me about it. Call me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What station is it? What channel is Discovery Channel, I believe. Oh, that's a big.

[JD Ryan]

That's a big channel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Velocity or Discovery?

[JD Ryan]

Hold on, I'm looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a difference.

[JD Ryan]

It's actually Velocity Channel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry, that's kind of. Yeah, it's like I am radio.

[JD Ryan]

Motor. It says Motor Trend tv, Discovery Channel and Velocity Channel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's Bunch. All right. So cool. Steve in South Texas. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Good. Good. An 11 enclave. Does it have the dual. Does it have the dual sunroofs?

[Caller/Listener]

No sunroofs.

[John Clay Wolf]

So no navigation either. Correct.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a CX. It's fine. It's got good miles on. It's got 39 on it. Leather. What color? Don't tell me it's that tanny brown.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, just turned pretty. It's a, it's a tan. It's a, you know, light tan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just said don't tell me it's that light tanny brown color. They're all that color. It's like when they built enclaves in 2008-2011. That's the only color they made them in. It's the damnedest thing. I don't know, I think we actually.

[Caller/Listener]

Had a. Yeah, we actually had a gray one before that. So if that's any consolation, they came.

[John Clay Wolf]

And took it back from you because they gave you the wrong color. Okay. Hey, I'm an eleven thousand dollar buyer, all right. Eleven thousand dollars. Good money. Oklahoma, good morning, you're on the air. Bethany, Oklahoma. Hey, Oklahoma, it's you.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah, me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, I'm picking up your radio station. I'm here in Oklahoma City and I was listening to local radio station 947. The brewing was picking you guys up. I guess you're from Texas or whatever. It's kind of weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's weird? No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. What's weird about it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, it's. It's just all of a sudden I. I was rocking out to old tune from the 90s. I forget what the song was now. Then all of a sudden your broadcast comes in over it and it's like, what the is it like?

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're saying.

[Caller/Listener]

Changing demographics again.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're screwing up.

[Caller/Listener]

And I start listening to it and I was like, texas? It's like, wow, how am I getting this broadcast in my truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we're a nationally syndicated show now, so we're on in Corpus Christi, we're on in Washington D.C. we're on in El Paso, we're on in Las Vegas, we're on in Bakersfield, California. Good morning. We're all over the country. It's called technology. And I know you're from Oklahoma, but if you'll Google satellite, they came out with these things in the 70s. And you broadcast a deal up to the satellite and it pushes down all over the world. And that's how it works. But there's also this thing called the Internet connection On the Internet to look that up. I'm just playing with you, dude. Good morning. You're on the air, Dallas, Texas. Who's this?

[Caller/Listener]

This is Kevin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Kevin. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I was actually calling in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been listening to y' all this.

[Caller/Listener]

Morning on my drive, and I was trying to. Y' all were talking about that junkyard show and everything, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Junkyard?

[Caller/Listener]

I actually watch it. It's actually. Yes, it's actually a really good show. Some of the restorations and stuff that they do on it are quite interesting. But I was also wondering. I've been listening y' all about y' all give me the vin. And I was trying to see if y' all would be about y' all's. Give me the VIN and yalls appraisal for cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And I was trying to see if y' all would be interested in possibly giving me a quote for what I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I would. Here's what you do. Go to givemetheven.com. you could put in your license plate number or your VIN number. The license plate's much quicker. Fill out. I mean, you push like three buttons and hit go. And it takes you 65, 45 seconds. And my computer system will bid your car immediately if it's converted, if it's lifted, if it's this, if it's that, then obviously the computer doesn't know it. But our buyers will contact you, and y' all negotiate a deal. Pick it up. Thanks. That's how that works. Domingo in Dallas. I don't need a Snickers and I'm not hungry.

[JD Ryan]

You there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Domingo? Dallas.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey. Hey, brother.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[JD Ryan]

Stop listening to yourself on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you call in, remember that we have a delay, so if you say a cuss word, we can knock it out. So you're 60 seconds behind what we are. Turn your radio down and talk to me when you call in. Don't listen to your radio. It's hard. I know. Nobody does call INS on radios anymore besides Rush Limbo. Rush Limbo. Speaking of, I want to talk to you in about. I know you're.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, he's on the ISD and ready to go now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it, but. But I just rush you there.

[Bobbo]

Well, not for long.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like I need you, right? I need you in about 20 minutes.

[Bobbo]

What's that? What's that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just getting busy, man. I mean, the thing's growing. We've got a lot of things to do. And, I mean, I know back in the day we were so honored to have you.

[Bobbo]

Well, when you, you know and I know you're new at this. When you want me, call me and I'll be here.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right? I'm gonna call you in 20 minutes. Rush Limo.

[Bobbo]

I'll be here for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Calm down.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right.

[Bobbo]

Breathe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have a Percocet. Have some pot juice in your vape. So, lavar Ball, I'm switching gears real quick, but this interests me. LaVar Ball taking heat for a spicy remark on ESPN.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I don't know if you heard this clip. So his son, we talked about this earlier in the show, was traded.

[John Clay Wolf]

His dad is just Mr. Promoter Joe Jackson of basketball players. I can't.

[JD Ryan]

I hate that you even brought his name up.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[JD Ryan]

Because he.

[Bobbo]

Is he going to call?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he's going to call. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

He's got a shoe brand that he's went to once his son was drafted to the Lakers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what's his name again?

[JD Ryan]

Lavar? Lonzo Ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Daddy's gonna put the hooks out and everything.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. I mean, he's been. And his son is actually a good basketball player. Not great, but a good basketball player.

[John Clay Wolf]

Player.

[JD Ryan]

But he's low key, totally opposite of his.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his dad's all over the place. So what did he say on the espn?

[JD Ryan]

So he was on, talking about the trade. He got traded from the Lakers to the Pelicans. And then there was a.

[Michael Turley]

Why is dad on espn?

[JD Ryan]

Well, cuz that's what everybody goes to his dad because he's a soundbite. Oh, and he gave him a sound bite with this uncomfortable exchange with a female anchor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead, go ahead. Before I get back to him, lavar.

[DJ Pre K]

Can I switch gears with you for.

[JD Ryan]

Because I have a question here.

[Bobbo]

You can switch gears with me anytime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you please explain to me what the.

[Bobbo]

So that was it.

[JD Ryan]

That was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I don't think that that's sexual.

[JD Ryan]

Well, ESPN did. They banned him coming on the station. They apologized for that. For that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were. They would just want to get rid of him.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I think that was the case too.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Because they, they were.

[Michael Turley]

That's innocuous.

[JD Ryan]

Because Stephen A. And all those guys, they like having them on there. And I think the producers and everybody else do not want them on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will switch gears with you anytime.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you can switch gears with me at any time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he didn't say no, but.

[Bobbo]

She'S the first one that used the phrase. Can I switch gears for a minute?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if she said he's a Domingo. He's giving her $2,000 to come with him. Right.

[JD Ryan]

He didn't go in, you know, to the whole full, like, hey, baby, I'll switch gears with you anytime.

[Bobbo]

You know, girl, I want to you switch my gear. I got four gears.

[JD Ryan]

O yeah.

[Bobbo]

First gear, make a rumble. Second gear, get a little scratch off, give a little home on. Third gear, going home. Four gear, folk gear, going to take us to the moon and back. Baby, you can switch gears with me anytime. He didn't say it like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris in Oklahoma. What you got, man?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, John. I just wanted to let you guys know not everybody out here is like that bonehead, you know, like, not understanding where things come from and whatnot. There are actually some intelligent, decent folk out here, and I totally love your show. You make my Saturday morning every morning. And my wife is a fan, but even though she doesn't listen, I make her listen to the podcast later on and she laughs her ass off.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we didn't have. I mean, there's definitely two camps in Oklahoma. There's the educated and the uneducated and. And it comes in all race and religions. And if we didn't have Oklahoma that other camp, I mean, that's a big part of the content of this show. We need.

[Bobbo]

We. We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We should be paying to be on in Oklahoma because it generates so much funny content for the show. Anyway, I appreciate your call, Chris. We've got 60 seconds before we're out. Is that right?

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

You got actually a little bit longer than that, so a minute and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

So for those of y' all who are not aware he mentioned the podcast. It goes up. Bob, what time do you get that up one.

[Bobbo]

It's taking longer nowadays because we got five full hours of programming to put up. Five wonderful hours to put up. I say by two, to be safe.

[John Clay Wolf]

2:00 clock central.

[Bobbo]

By two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes one, it's fine, but 2:30, 2:00 clock's your mark.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we can set expectations at 2 o'. Clock. The podcast goes up, and you can go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. Like it? And the podcast goes up at 2:00'. Clock. That thing's getting more and more popular, which is fun. And there's so much insider crap on the show, you kind of got to listen to the long form of it. We had a guy. Did you see that email I sent you last night? A listener, you know, briefly. You know, we've been doing this for 13 years, and we've been recording for 13 years, and he's like you've got to get those recordings archived and get them out there. He said, you know, there's a lot of people that would pay to listen to it. So I hate charging people for what we do. I really not going to do that. But yeah, you know, our heart, our hardcore fans, that would be fun to give them the old stuff from the old days when you and I were just getting this started.

[Bobbo]

So I don't know, we've got tons of old stuff. I don't know if it's organized into episodes like we've been doing for a few years.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we could just give some, you know, we've got a Turley.

[JD Ryan]

You have them as a segment or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll do something. But we need to work on that. And we've got all these IT people. If you want their help, you know, you can grab one of Rob's IT guys to do it. Let's. Let's put up an archive of the past.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, Rob.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we could do it. We could do it in segments. You know, you could do every quarter, put up another block, something like that.

[JD Ryan]

Here's a classic hit for.

[John Clay Wolf]

For only 9.95amonth. Anyway, everybody, we're gonna lose a couple of stations right now. We're losing the buzz in Houston. You can jump over to 975 in Austin, search around. I think we're still on AM in Austin for the next hour. San Antonio. No, we're on the same time. We're losing Dallas. You can go to john claywolf.com and stream the next hour on the website. See you in a minute.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Listener]

Man was arrested at JFK airport on.

[JD Ryan]

Sunday after reportedly attempting to smuggle in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over $100,000 worth of live birds hidden inside hair curlers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the plus side, the birds looked amazing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

A billion dollars worth of coke was seized in Philadelphia.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Did you see that story? J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

The newsman fly, eagles fly.

[JD Ryan]

How did you not see that story?

[Bobbo]

I don't pay attention.

[JD Ryan]

A billion dollars off a ship company.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that retail or wholesale?

[JD Ryan]

I. I don't know if it was retail.

[John Clay Wolf]

There is difference. What people are asking, what people are.

[JD Ryan]

Getting are two different figures in U.S. history.

[Michael Turley]

Largest bus in U.S. customs history in Philly.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're a dealership in small market cocaine. Not small, but I mean in markets, not anyway. If you're a car dealer, franchise car dealer and you Want us to buy your trade ins, bid your trade ins, put them into givemetheven.com and start a relationship with one of our buyers. That's out of nowhere, random. Houston, Austin, San Antonio, wherever. We're working on that part of our business.

[Michael Turley]

Six people were arrested just. And charged. Yeah, it's a billion dollars. With violating federal narcotic smuggling laws. None of those arrested were American citizens.

[Bobbo]

See, here's the deal. And we all support law enforcement.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were Colombians.

[Bobbo]

We all support law enforcement. I'm not saying anything out of turn, but cops tend to. To kind of inflate those. Those street values on stuff. It's probably. It's probably an eight ball and a half, you know, and they just want.

[Michael Turley]

They just want eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, say a billion.

[Michael Turley]

That'll be fun.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's probably worth 3, $400. Hey, say a billion.

[Michael Turley]

That'll get their attention.

[JD Ryan]

I wonder what it does to the market for cocaine if there's a billion.

[Michael Turley]

Dollars that's suddenly not on the market. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Completely drunk. Oh, I really, really. I'm switching gears. I'm looking at this piece of paper.

[Bobbo]

You can switch gears with me anytime.

[Michael Turley]

I'm offended by that. Baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, the New Orleans exotics. That is a good name for that bat. I mean, we've got to get rid of this Pelican.

[Michael Turley]

They're not gonna change it now. They've settled on the Pelicans.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's terrible.

[Michael Turley]

I agree. But they've settled. It's done. The logo's made. We have the T shirts.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can make a new logo.

[JD Ryan]

They changed their name from the Hornets. It was the New Orleans Hornets. And then they picked the Pelicans. Yeah, because they moved from originally Charlotte, but then Charlotte came back and it's a crazy story.

[Bobbo]

What are they going to be? Charlotte now they Hornets again?

[JD Ryan]

Now they're the Hornets again?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Kind of like the Browns and the Ravens.

[Mingo]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

But they moved. So Charlotte Hornets moved to New Orleans and they were the New Orleans Hornets. Well, the New Orleans team didn't want to have the Hornet's name anymore, but they keep the whole franchise lineage, so they changed their name.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the Oilers.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, exactly the exact same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and if the Texans had any brains, they'd bring back the Oiler brand. That's the deal, dude.

[JD Ryan]

Houston, Texas own that brand though, do they? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They won't let them have it back.

[JD Ryan]

Nope.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no, they have the heritage of the former team. Cuz they moved officially.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like if he called. Cal McNair called, said hey, man, can I have my. My. It's been long enough, too. Can I have. Can I use the Oilers again? I just think they'd get more traction as the Oilers. I do. Maybe I'm just a stupid old man.

[JD Ryan]

They're getting some traction. It's Texans now, especially since J.J. watts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been there, there. This is true.

[JD Ryan]

It's finally kind of catching on. They'll never be the Cowboys, but, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, they got a quarterback probably better than the Cowboys.

[Bobbo]

Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they don't suck, but they don't win. They get close. They tease. Oh, you're a. You're a fan for this year? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I'm liking what they're doing, so I might get a little giddy about it, but I think they're. They're going to have a nice playoff push.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Brother Kyle, you are next door in the buying room, working on cars. And you. You sent me something. I said, come over and just tell me in person. What is it?

[Bobbo]

It's a port. It's a 15 Cayenne Turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And the guy wants a lot of money for it. I said, man, what's the deal? He's like a guy wants almost 80 grand for this rig.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a 15. What's it worth? 40, 30, 35?

[Bobbo]

Upper 40s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Upper 40s. Okay. I didn't ask the miles, and I said, let's have good miles.

[Bobbo]

He goes, is it owned by Michael Jackson something? And he goes, no, but it was owned by Stormy Daniels.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe they should just name The New Orleans Mid 20s now for the basketball team. Stormy Daniels is a Louisiana gal. Is she? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good old. From Louisiana.

[Bobbo]

The first thing I said was, send me the title. Let me look at it. But that's not her name anyway, so it wouldn't matter.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's. That's her stage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poor McGillicuddy.

[Bobbo]

I mean, we bought Beyonce car. Did that help it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

I mean, adult film star, to tell you the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it didn't help. It didn't help it. It didn't help the car.

[Bobbo]

And. And we were talking about this car the other day. We bought Shaquille o' Neal's car, remember?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And it didn't make any difference.

[Bobbo]

It didn't make a difference at all.

[JD Ryan]

Weird. I mean, the only time that does maybe, is like the.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a movie car.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Something crazy like that. Right?

[Michael Turley]

Something where people have seen it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I mean, the problem is with these. There's no way I'm going to get into this without being a racist. And everybody getting mad at me.

[Michael Turley]

Don't do it. I'm gonna say.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S the accidental racist. They're vivid fans of these people.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, how many? White, black, Latino, or other. It's not just a black thing.

[Michael Turley]

Papa don't help.

[JD Ryan]

He said, others.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's nobody that can afford their cars, and I'm just gonna leave it at that.

[Bobbo]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. Clark Gable didn't want to buy Beyonce's Rolls.

[Bobbo]

Because he's been dead for 50 years. Part of the reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Part of the reason he didn't want it. Exactly. So, Kyle, what's going on with these Yankees up in the Northeast? Are they getting easier to deal with? Are they still hard?

[Bobbo]

We're getting used to it. And, yeah. Yeah, they were a little different. They. The way they talk about their cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I got to remind ourselves to ask about rust. Rust. It's something that we're not used to down here, but they're used to it, so they don't talk about it. Is there anything wrong with car? Nope. And I'm looking at the picture. I'm like, are you. You sure?

[John Clay Wolf]

How about this hole in the background?

[Bobbo]

When's the last time you had it? Did you get the true coat?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, did you get the true coat?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm telling you, Galveston. I mean, in. In Corpus, you get some rust buckets.

[JD Ryan]

Out of there, they'll say, you know, we're like, well, is there anything wrong with it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[JD Ryan]

Well, the paint looks faded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[JD Ryan]

It's just always been that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's just part of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was wondering when. When these cars come up at the block and I sell them, I mean, obviously, I don't see them all anymore, and the paint's just burned off of them. Do y' all still get burned on these photos?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, there's times it's mostly from hail. Is the ones we get burned on most.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we've. I've learned the trick where it. They took the picture, and it looks like it's the blue sky with clouds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And all of a sudden, it gets there, and it looks like a meteorite came through the atmosphere and ripped all.

[John Clay Wolf]

The paint off of it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm. I think we've trained ourselves out of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So in. In the hail.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are inspectors catching it? No, no, no, no, no.

[Bobbo]

It's hard to see on a white car. It's hard to see on a. I had a. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

White Truck out of Amarillo just gets at the auction. Get a call from Sean. He's like, hey, did you know this thing had hail?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Spend money on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so on the CR where it didn't say hail, why didn't the driver that we pay in Amarillo go pick him up? Why didn't she catch it?

[JD Ryan]

She didn't see. Yeah, I mean, Sean said it's not like hail, right? Yeah, it's like dying.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in their defense, the owner's defense, I mean, West Texas, who doesn't have hail.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, really, who doesn't have hail.

[Michael Turley]

More than a year old?

[John Clay Wolf]

You have hail from Amarillo, Wichita Falls, Abilene, Midland. I mean, West Fort Worth. Everybody's had hail on any. You've got a 10 year old car. It had something, most likely.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[JD Ryan]

And they drive around not knowing.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hail in this region we're talking about is similar to what you're talking about with the rust on the East Coast.

[Bobbo]

It's there.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're used to.

[Bobbo]

They're used to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

It's standard.

[John Clay Wolf]

So maybe we need. We need to wise up a little bit on that region and say, specifically, has it ever had a hail claim?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has it ever had hail? Well, yeah, they just forgot to claim it. They didn't want to.

[Bobbo]

That's a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slappy and King, would you think we should bring back the oiler name?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man, you struck a nerve when you said that, man. We got the Texans from Dallas. You might as well call us the Texan Houstonian, right? I mean, the dude's dead. It don't make no sense. The team sucked. Ever since his inception, we have the sorriest coach that thinks he's better than Bill Belichick.

[Michael Turley]

I just.

[Caller/Listener]

Honestly, I would. I would think they. They've been sold out ever since we've been a team. If you bring back the Oilers, oh, my God, what nostalgia you'll have here in Texas and here in Houston, for that matter. But, man, I know one thing, man. And the heat of battle on that one yard line. Earl Campbell's there. You think you're gonna stop from that goal line?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Tyler Rose with a sausage hanging out of his mouth. He's the man. I'm with you. Earl Campbell was the man. I think the Oilers would. Would brand up and sell better than the Texans. I do. Charlie, do you disagree?

[JD Ryan]

No, no, I agree. I think it's not the Texan stuff. There's not that much gear out. I. I would venture to say J.J. watts Jersey's the Only one that would sell a lot right now for Texans. Everything else no one cares about. So he just switched it over to an Oilers. It might sell more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cal McNair, if you're listening. I don't know if you remember me. I met you with Rusty Doll years ago. Used to live in Fort Worth. Your kids went to All Saints. You need to make the call to Tennessee and see if you can have the Oiler name back. Let's start this thing over again. Get it right.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

We have some news. Presidential hopeful. I'm not sure I got this guy's name right, but it's Pete. Booty.

[Bobbo]

Gigaj. Edge.

[Michael Turley]

Booty Gig.

[Bobbo]

Just say Edge twice.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Boot.

[Bobbo]

Edge. Edge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boot. Edge.

[Michael Turley]

Edge speculated that we've probably had excellent presidents who were gay. Democratic Booty gig. What his name is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just call him Pooty Tank.

[Michael Turley]

He is gay himself, and he said he would be the first open, openly gay nominee of either party.

[John Clay Wolf]

It worked for Dallas's mayor. People will elect the person who will make the best president. And we have had excellent presidents who have been young. We have had excellent presidents who have been liberal. I would imagine we've probably had excellent presidents who were gay. We just didn't know which ones. You believe that we've had a gay commander in chief? I mean, statistically, it's almost certain. And have, like, in your reading of history, like, do you believe you know who they were? My gaydar doesn't even work that well in the present, let alone retroactively, but one can only assume that's the case.

[JD Ryan]

So it's like your gaydar just goes off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yep.

[JD Ryan]

He was gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what if Donald Trump was gay? What if he came out and said he keeps all these hot girls around him just like a lot of gay florists do they have a lot of hot girls? Melania, what if Donald Trump was gay? Would that change his effectiveness as president? No. Would it change my opinion of him? Is he an idiot? Absolutely. Is he a genius? Absolutely. Absolutely. Is he great for the economy? Has he been an economic president? Absolutely. Would I vote for him again? Absolutely. If he was gay. I got a problem.

[JD Ryan]

There's a religious right that would not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might not get drunk with him past 11.

[JD Ryan]

There's the.

[Michael Turley]

No, they wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

No swing.

[Bobbo]

This religious right thing, y' all got this all wrong. It's religious right thing. They stick with you. They make excuses for you. Okay. Me and Laura had this Back a long time ago, I had a little thing. Cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

George.

[Michael Turley]

George did.

[Bobbo]

Yes. You know what I'm talking about.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we do. We remember, George.

[Bobbo]

Simple as that.

[Michael Turley]

And alcohol.

[Bobbo]

You know, grabbing the kitties, all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, they're willing to forgive that. Hey, Jesus said forgive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grabbing the kitties.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[Bobbo]

That's all there is to it, I.

[JD Ryan]

Would venture to say. No, they would say this.

[Bobbo]

I was a cheerleader in college. All right.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Nobody said a thing. Nobody said damn thing.

[Michael Turley]

No, there were men, cheerleaders.

[Bobbo]

That's all there is to it. That's all there is to it.

[Michael Turley]

All right, all right, all right.

[Bobbo]

You say I might have an eye for design.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Maybe.

[Michael Turley]

Well, there we go.

[Bobbo]

Hey, come on.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe Bush was gay.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think so. I'm gonna go on record as. Because I don't want to go to court saying, no, he wasn't.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you like Nine Inch Nails or what?

[Michael Turley]

Perfect.

[Bobbo]

I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike in Houston.

[Caller/Listener]

What's going on, brother?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hanging. How are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm all right. I heard you talk about that junkyard empire. Do not buy any cars from those guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never watched the show. Have you watched it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah, I've watched. I watched it for about. For about four or five weeks, and it's just like it sounds. This is a big junkyard. It ships cars for metal overseas. And they occasionally come across a car they think looks all right, and they'll go scrapping through the junkyard, find a part for it, putting it together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle, you're the one that bought the car from the guy. Do you think. Was it a scrapper?

[Bobbo]

I double checked and read through the Carfax and all the information.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ask the question, was this guy. Did it come out of a Copart auction? Was. Does it have any previous damage history?

[Bobbo]

I'm drilled into it. I didn't know he was this guy.

[JD Ryan]

So now maybe you're gonna drill into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, I mean.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I'm gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's hard, me. Once a junkyard dog, always a junkyard dog. You got to be careful.

[Bobbo]

Tell you something, the interior scheme's ugly as hell. Coloration's not all off.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a pretty car. Hey, we've got a pink Bentley coming through this week.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really? I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it. What? Didn't belong to Beyonce, but I think. I think it did a. Yeah, it's a. It's a fuchsia Bentley. It's the ugliest car I've ever seen. I hope it Has a bad carfax and high miles to boot. So that's it will fit a demo that'll buy it because it's not. If it's expensive it'll be absolutely sell proof.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

It's just like my first car.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Future Bentley. Yeah, I'll be. Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all there was to it. My name's. My name's George. George W. Would you like to take us out into break?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I've been taking people out breaks a long time now. Hey, don't go nowhere. We got more John Claymore coming up right here. It's all there is to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Simple as that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. We're back.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by giveme the vin.com.

[DJ Pre K]

How dare you.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[JD Ryan]

They call them spirit fingers.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Call in 800. 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

May not be hung like a well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Digger but I can damn sure the throw a javelin.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner. That's inside stuff. Oh, shut up. Survivor Carl.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why, why is your name Survivor Carl? That's what it says on my board here.

[Caller/Listener]

Cuz I was, I was on the show Survivor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

I live in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Gotcha. You got a 15 Acura TL. They quit making the, is it a TLX?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the TL. They quit making the TLX in two.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, 2015.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they quit making the TL and they started making a TLX. So is it a, is it a four cylinder or six? Is it a four cylinder or six?

[Caller/Listener]

Six cylinder, six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller/Listener]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a base, an, an advance and a tech. Do you know which one yours is?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not right off hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then do this. Go to giveme the vin.com, plug in your license plate. My crazy computer will decode the VIN off of the the license plate and tell you which version it is and then we can bid it correctly.

[JD Ryan]

But wait, this car's got to be worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, because he was on the show Survivor, it's got to be worth double.

[Michael Turley]

Was part of his introduction.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Carl, what did they pay you to be on that show and what, what episode? How long ago.

[Caller/Listener]

It was? Episode, I mean season 37 David versus Goliath. It was last year at the end of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how long did you work? I mean how long did it take for you to do it?

[Bobbo]

Carl Boudreaux.

[Caller/Listener]

I lasted 30 days out of the 39 days before I was voted out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where were y'? All?

[Caller/Listener]

So I didn't win billion in Fiji.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it as pretty as they say? Because Fiji is supposed to be just gorgeous.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's beautiful. Yeah, it's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, Survivor is not naked and afraid. So y' all weren't running around naked, right?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

Survivor is the one with the host, Jeff Probst.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

It's probably one of the ones.

[Caller/Listener]

Your tribes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How hard was it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it was very hard. Very, very hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you eating berries and. And I mean, like, doing the whole. I have never even watched the show. I've just seen clips. But, I mean, were you. Did y' all eat hamburgers? Offset, or were you really living off the land?

[Caller/Listener]

There's. There's no offset. The cameras never turn off. You're just literally living off the land. But there's no behind the scenes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the nastiest thing you ate?

[Caller/Listener]

Raw octopus.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty nasty. No dipping sauce.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You can't tell me the cameraman are eating berries. They're eating something good.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have to have a trailer, but.

[Caller/Listener]

Not in front of us. I mean, there's so many cameramen. They work in ships because they're literally filming 24 hours a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you married?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got you.

[Bobbo]

So I remember that season, guys. I. I still watched Survivor religiously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, do you know his last name?

[Bobbo]

Boudo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carl, what's your last name?

[Caller/Listener]

Boudo.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo knew.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right.

[Bobbo]

I remember that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You.

[Bobbo]

You got one of the worst blind sides that I've seen in a long time. When you got voted off.

[Caller/Listener]

Right. Because it was from my own alliance they turned off. But I was the first person to use a new twist that they put in the game, and I played it correctly. The idle nullifier.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah. And you were. You were too strong for them and they knocked you off.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, they got me out. I mean, I like to think that was the reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you still working? Do you work for yourself or did you work for someone in real life?

[Caller/Listener]

I work for myself. I drive a 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bugger. Okay, so see, you didn't have to answer anyone one I should. I wondered how it affected your employment while you were gone that long.

[Caller/Listener]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do? You haul cars or what do you haul?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I pull a tanker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of where? The Golden Triangle.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Based in the Golden Triangle area.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cool.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm originally from Beaumont. I live in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. We're glad to have you on the show. Is this the first time you've ever heard us.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I listen to y' all every Saturday when I'm in this truck working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome.

[Caller/Listener]

In fact, I'm in my truck right now. So, yeah, you guys. Every Saturday, y'. All. Hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. If you want to. If you want to sell this car, just load it up in the website. We'll get a number on it, and I'll know exactly what we're talking about.

[Caller/Listener]

We'll do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[JD Ryan]

That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobby Houston.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

On the owner's name. Ms. Adams won't release the name. She said she. She's not going to give it up. We can't even trademark the Columbia Blue, neither.

[Michael Turley]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? We're talking about the Texans rebranding as the Houston. He's saying, Adams, you got to turn the radio down. It's feedback and hard. All right, thanks. Yeah, I forget. I mean, I got out of it.

[JD Ryan]

So somebody just repeat that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, he said that Ms. Adams, I'm assuming that's the owner of the Titans, will not release the name nor even the color. That Columbia Blue.

[JD Ryan]

Really Bitter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bitter.

[Bobbo]

I don't know if I want to see the Oilers anyway without, you know, Earl Campbell and Warren Boone.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, come on. Yeah, I mean, you want to see them.

[Bobbo]

Bucky Richardson.

[JD Ryan]

You want to see the Cowboys without Emma Smith and Nickman and Roger stopped.

[Bobbo]

Run, Bucky, run. Yeah, I remember the backup. Backup quarterback, like 88, 89. He couldn't throw.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was from A and M when.

[Bobbo]

Warren Moon was injured. Yeah. Yeah. Bucky Richardson couldn't throw. And he would just. He would just bootleg every time, man.

[JD Ryan]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

Run, Bucky, run.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's happened with Johnny Football? Hadn't heard a word in a while. Anything?

[JD Ryan]

No. That league folded and so I don't know if he's going to play in the xfl, which will be starting up next spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course he will.

[JD Ryan]

Think he's got to. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, there's no doubt he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

The poster child for dysfunctional athletes.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, hey, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny. Hey. Oh, we've got.

[JD Ryan]

No, he was in studio. He's so quiet. He's sleeping cuz he's stoned.

[Bobbo]

I'm not dysunctional, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Football.

[Bobbo]

That's crazy. John W. You said I was dysfunctional.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you are. I mean, you've got a dis. Dysfunctional life.

[Bobbo]

No, but I. I've got. You know, I'm getting a lot more serious in the last couple years than not. I used to be dysfunctional. Now I'm just a Hot mess, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll tell you, watching that, your. Your ball. What, Three months ago you had moments where you reminded me of your A and M days. You actually played like the old Johnny. I mean, it was a methy, skinnier Johnny, but you still have it in you, man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you stick the old chin out, man. Take your stance, man. Left footwork, man. Silent food. Shuffle left, man. Like, like, like a huddle. Jumper shuffle left, shuffle. Get the ball out. Quick Release, man. Like 12. A lot of people wouldn't say 12 seconds is a very quick release.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's not.

[Bobbo]

But for me it's really quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were talking a lot of noise. You were, you were. You were talking a lot of noise. You were giving your money signs. You had your old mojo back. I want to see. Are you gonna play in the xfl?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, if the money. If the money is cool, man. And I'm gonna trade for a lot of stuff too, man, because I feel like I'm a celebrity and there's like. Okay, if I talk about hooters and talk about Chevrolet, right? And maybe you know, like 20th century real estate or sending back a gas and a boat and wings and that's all I need, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ought to get big fat Ed to be your manager.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah, and he can work all.

[John Clay Wolf]

The barter deals for you.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And they still got the smokingator 2000 at all gas pipe stores. And that's where the gas pipe. The gas pipe. So go get. So go get something awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you beat up any women lately?

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, that was just a story, man. I was.

[Mingo]

We.

[Bobbo]

When that woman said that I hit her. Yeah, we were playing blackjack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And they. Somebody had it on tape. She said, hit me. And then, you know, I gave her like a 10 and she busted 22 and she says ouch. But she was talking about the car.

[JD Ryan]

I think he went through a divorce. Didn't you?

[Bobbo]

Just recently, that girl with a one eyed jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you taught your. You taught your wife, your old, your ex wife how to cheat in that. In that race.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, she learned that really well. He was like, talk about Houston Oilers, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell does that have to do with anything? Johnny football, you're confusing me.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might need to take a hit off the Smokingator 2000 to get on your level.

[Bobbo]

Like expert pumpers, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

W field guys, man, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny football.

[Bobbo]

Johnny football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the chipmunk, get over here. I need to talk to you. And cluck Norris. Be on deck. We need to bring in all of our people Have a look.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, guys, what's going on?

[Michael Turley]

We actually have a news story I wanted to run by him real quick. Cops in Alabama raided an apartment of a couple drug dealers on Monday. They found drugs, they found body armor, they found ammunition, and they found an attack squirrel they've been keeping as a pet. Apparently, they've been feeding it meth to keep it aggressive. We have some audio here called attack squirrel. Giving him meth to keep him aggressive.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm dodging a crazy squirrel right now.

[Bobbo]

It's so out of the ordinary. You know, it's kind of incredulous when you first see it. You know, you're like, somebody's got a squirrel. Supposedly that's an attack squirrel, and supposedly he's feeding it meth to keep it aggressive. That's something in 18 years of law enforcement I've never seen.

[Michael Turley]

It's highly unusual, and the cops actually let him go back into the wild. And believe it or not, turns out he's a buddy of Randy's, so he's brought him on the show today.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, it's really a bad idea to get methylph Adamatrix squirrel. Well, okay, let me just say this. I don't want to sound prejudiced.

[Michael Turley]

Get Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay. And I don't want the squirrel union on me or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a union.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Squirrels are weird, okay? They're already weird. They're wired that way. They're just. They're just wired that way.

[Michael Turley]

A little jumpy. Hey, hey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

If you had a tail like that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You'd be a little goofy, too.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay. So they're not. They're not like us chipmunks.

[Michael Turley]

Is he here?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What's his name?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is Rocky.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna.

[Michael Turley]

Come on, Rocky. Okay. So, Rocky, this is the meth squirrel Rocky, who's now out. Hey, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on?

[Michael Turley]

You looked rough, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey. I'm answering. I've been through it, you know? You guys, I'm staying with these guys for a little while, like, nine years.

[Michael Turley]

The meth guys?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They have a bird cage in a bird case. Yeah. It's actually. It's a very different cave.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

They still got.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No. The bird cage hasn't got a. You know, it don't got no wheel.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, it doesn't have the right water thing.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, there's not a lot of tongue on a squirrel, especially after you've been doing methamphetamine. Hey, y' all want to buy a toaster or what?

[Michael Turley]

No, we don't want to buy. We don't want to buy toast.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, you know. You know what you can do?

[Bobbo]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You can toast your breath. Yeah, even a. Even a Pop Tart.

[Bobbo]

I could do it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, watch this, man. You light a cigarette with it, Don't touch it there.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, but yeah, Randy's gonna take me to what the chipmunks call rehab.

[Michael Turley]

Rehab center?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, the pet department at Target. Yeah, you know, chewing on logs and you know, smoking Camelot.

[Michael Turley]

So you're getting off the meth?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I didn't. I didn't say I would do that. Oh, yeah, I have to get off the map.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you kind of do.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, what the hell, Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rocky, would you mind taking us out to break like some kind of.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Damn intervention or something? Hey, get you a quick hit. We'll be back with more John Clay Wolf after this. Get up. My cage. Get off my cage.

[Bobbo]

Less cars, more bull. The John Clay Wolf show.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Damn, I missed old Mercury. Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was cool. He's been gone a while. Yeah, but 20 years.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

20 years?

[John Clay Wolf]

How long has he been dead? Long time.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nobody lived 20 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's asking Siri. Siri on his phone.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Who's that?

[Michael Turley]

Who is Siri? Yeah, it's a little computer voice in our phones.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's pretty name. Is that your girl?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, it's my girl.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

If she like to get it on.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not gonna say that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Take her home to the tree.

[Michael Turley]

You really can't say anything nasty to her or she'll turn you off.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Show her your nuts.

[Michael Turley]

He died in 1991.

[John Clay Wolf]

That long ago? That was a long time ago.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I got a bunch. We hit the cashew man the other day.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a year I graduated high school.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Discount, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Adam with a high mileage truck, what do you want for this thing? You've been holding forever.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm still on here, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

191, 000 mile. A half ton cloth. Is it a crew cab or extended cab?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, DJ Pre K. Just so you know, DC means double cab. And that's more Toyota CC's, crew cab, four doors. I think it's two grand. 2,500 rating, maybe $3,000.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I mean when you have a 200000 mile old ass nothing truck it. I mean, what will the Mexicans pay for it to take it to Mexico? I mean that's really what we're down to. If it's a four wheel drive, what will the rednecks pay for a hunting rig? To leave at the lease that, I mean, you got to look at. What's the next life on it? Well, somebody that needs a truck. Well, yes, but that somebody. A high school kid. Okay, 3,000. I mean, they're not going to come off a 10. They're not going to come off five. Now it's just is. It is what it is. Rush Limball, speaking of his back.

[JD Ryan]

Let me see if I can dial him in. Be really stoned by.

[Michael Turley]

It's almost one o' clock in Florida.

[Bobbo]

I did it my way.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did it your way.

[Bobbo]

Oh, John. Yes, you're still there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, hi.

[Bobbo]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we've just been missing you. We've been so busy, we forgot about you, man.

[Bobbo]

Three in the afternoon here.

[John Clay Wolf]

One, but that's fine.

[Bobbo]

How is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do you ever make it out to the beach or do you just sit in your. In your estate?

[Bobbo]

I'm on the beach right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I moved the beach into the house. I've got this huge portico I do nothing with. And so, yeah. Spent a couple million dollars, brought some sand up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of. Let's talk about months.

[Bobbo]

There's some hippie girls down the beach, bring their ball over and bounce around beach volleyball right here in the living room. It's outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's do. I want to do some math. I think you make $50 million a year in radio.

[Bobbo]

Really? That seems like a lot. I think I could get a bigger beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have to pay your management, I don't know, 10%, right?

[Bobbo]

Well, I don't do all that stuff. I mean, I, you know, I'm a radio guy. Broadcast excellence.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you have expenses. Let's say 30 million is your real number. And then you pay taxes. What's your tax rate, Rush? I guess it's the. It's the cap.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it would be probably. You'd have to ask my attorney, Laszlo.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that'd be ten and a half million. So you make 20. Let's say you make 25 million a year, clean, divided by 12, obviously. So you make 2 million a month. So you make half a million a week.

[Bobbo]

Something like. But I mean, I don't carry that around, you know, I. I carry around, you know, six grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you make $100,000 a show.

[Bobbo]

Sure. That's a hell of a good show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do with it? What do you do with 25 million a year?

[Bobbo]

You don't want to hear this for.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, what, $80.

[Bobbo]

$80 a program? I don't think that's for three hours? Yes, he does. Yes, he does. And he complains about it all the time. I'll call him up. Hannity, what are you doing? You old. No, come over here. Let's drink some tequila. Put your sunglasses on. Take those shoes off. He's like, well, I can't Rush. I gotta wait for $80.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hands. He sells.

[Bobbo]

Just like that.

[Michael Turley]

He actually makes 30 million.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. That's what his people put online. Okay, Yeah, I know. I think I know the radio business. DJ Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Ryan.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you pull that up off the Internet?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Rush's number?

[Michael Turley]

Rush's number is 84 million.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds a little light. Yeah, 84 million. So 50. Okay, so you make 200,000 a show.

[Bobbo]

Just the six grand. They give it to me every Friday, your handlers and I try to have something left by next Friday. That's how you do. You don't. You don't need credit. All these things. When you make $6,000 a week, for.

[John Clay Wolf]

God's sakes, man, you make $200,000 after taxes. Real money to put in your bank account after every show. And you do this with us for free.

[Bobbo]

And that's how I drink the good whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. I just don't understand. I can't get my brain around that math. What do you do with that money?

[Bobbo]

Jim Beam. Little lemon. Yeah, and a Sprite. If I can afford it. Sometimes I can. By Thursday, you know, I'm down to just the Jim Beam. And that's all right. We've all got ice makers this day and age. And if you don't, and I've been there, don't bother with filling up trays. Just go to Sonic and buy a damned bag of ice and a damn in there. Keep a bucket in your freezer if you don't. I still do it at both of my beach houses.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

In California. Yeah. Bucket, bag of ice from Sonic, bottle of Jim Beam.

[Michael Turley]

It's the good ice.

[Bobbo]

It's the good eyes, the good ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you bring up good eyes. So we. We just. We're fixing to move and we got a new ice maker and we've got a Uline, and it's the squares, like the cocktail stuff, but they're very thin, little thin ones. And when you put. Fill it up and just put water in it within, I don't know, 20 seconds, there's almost no ice left. It's terrible, really terrible ice. And at my old house, we had the kitchenaid, like the stuff we have downstairs. And it's the good little cubes. There's a big difference between the good ice and the wrong ice.

[Bobbo]

I used to like the.

[Mingo]

The.

[Bobbo]

The semi. The little quarter boon.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, like the Amana refrigerator ice.

[Bobbo]

You bet. Sounding. Well, you know, you can. You can chew on it.

[JD Ryan]

Crushed ice?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Hotel ice is good.

[Bobbo]

It's not always for drinks when you want just a little piece of ice.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, geez.

[Bobbo]

I mean, you can pay different prices all over town, but, you know, when I go out looking for ice, I mean, I'm going to have my eyes.

[Michael Turley]

I bet you are.

[Bobbo]

I prefer the amount of ice you get.

[Michael Turley]

The good eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I'm just still mesmerized with your. With your income. It just. It just doesn't compute.

[Bobbo]

Well, don't get hung up on it. I'm still a normal guy, you know. You give me the Vicodins. Jim Beam. Right. Sometimes we drink scotch. Not every day. Only when we can afford it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you gonna do with all your money when you die? Moose.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna put my money into moose.

[Michael Turley]

It's a moose. Look at what.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of moose?

[Bobbo]

Oh, that. You know, that's. That's exactly what Ms. Limbaugh said.

[Michael Turley]

I bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of moose, you idiot.

[Bobbo]

What are you gonna do with moose? And I'm not talking about the chocolate concoction.

[Michael Turley]

No, what are you talking about?

[Bobbo]

One of those majestic animals.

[Michael Turley]

You're gonna actually buy some moose farm.

[Bobbo]

In the far, far north.

[JD Ryan]

A moose farm.

[Michael Turley]

So, John, now you know what you do with $2 million? You buy Moose.

[Bobbo]

No, we're not just gonna buy them. Oh, we're gonna buy them. We're gonna train them. We're gonna have the country's first moose circus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rush, I've got to straighten out my call screener for a minute. Hey, DJ Prek, what's cracking? Okay, so Paul from Gross, Texas, was on hold for, like, an hour, and the note says, says Burger King never refers to their burgers as burgers. They would call them sandwiches. Okay? I didn't find that entertaining enough to. To bring to the radio. So I looked up and he'd been on for an hour, and I cut it loose. Now he's come back in. And you reloaded it with the same comment. Do you screen these calls, or do we just need a robo screener?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, he. He called and said that he had. He wanted to throw something at you, and he called back and said, man, I was on hold for an hour. But they hung up, right? And then I said, well, I'll Try it again. See if he wants to take your call to the air. But he probably doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But once you front it a little bit and like make and ask him. You use that beautiful brain that God gave you and see if you think it's entertaining and kind of screen it. Screen the concept.

[Bobbo]

Hold on, DJ Ryan.

[DJ Pre K]

This is the John Clay Wolf show, man. I figured that's your job.

[Bobbo]

How many whoppers can you make from one moose?

[John Clay Wolf]

But it takes. It takes a village to put all this together. I need you to use that rapping brain you have and think. Would this be something that we want to share with our audience? I mean, what I'm reading here is. No, let. Let. Let's talk to Paul and see if he has something special. Maybe you're onto something. Hey, Paul, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm right here. I just want to know why the hell called a sandwich when it's called freaking Burger King. Give me a freaking break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Paul. Okay, so dj, what up, Prek? I mean, what you think about that? Was that still content?

[DJ Pre K]

Exciting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

The best thing I've heard on this show.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so Prek, he's giving you some. Some leeway to make decision yourself and what's entertaining. That's basically what's happened here.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you so baked off of that vape pen you don't even. You don't even know come here from sick, em. You don't know if it's a cat.

[JD Ryan]

Or a dog, huh?

[DJ Pre K]

What about cats?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you just sitting there in that booth over there just baked on a vape pen. And you don't. You're just being a robot. Don't be a robot.

[DJ Pre K]

It was for lunch today we got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Barbecue Derek in Las Vegas.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. I take it this excursion wouldn't made it 200,000 miles if it didn't have a diesel in it.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think it's worth. The miles are so high that it scares a lot of people off. So. So it's probably a five to seven grand truck, depending on how it looks. If you'll go to givemetheven.com and load it up, we will take a look and if we like it, we will buy it. And that goes for anyone. Just go to givemethevin.com load her up. We buy, you know, we'll buy 100 cars today and we will Monday and then everybody that puts them in on Sunday, we wait until Monday to the computer will automatically give you a range immediately. And then the buyer will call and Work a deal with you, and that's how that works. But we'd love to buy your car. And of course, we don't be in a CarMax office. We'll send you a check for $100. I see that happening less and less and less.

[Michael Turley]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's good. And other than that, that's about all I got. It's been real. I'm going to go.

[Michael Turley]

What are you going to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to go sit in the pool.

[Michael Turley]

It's the summer, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Summer. Summertime. It is summer.

[Michael Turley]

You got a pool now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a. I've had a pool for a little while. I've got a. I've got a. It moved. When the drought hit, it moved two inches. So we're going to have to.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the. The shell of the pool. If you look at the water line, it's 2 inches off on one side. So we're going to have to tear the deck out and tear the top off and reset it. I knew that when I bought the house. I bought the house cheap. But I mean, it was like, there's a lot. A lot of. It's fixer upper, man. You buy a car cheap, you're going to fix it up. You better start real low or you're going to run out of money to finish it. And I've learned that lesson the right way. Okay, we will see you next Saturday. Thank you, guys. Bye.

[DJ Pre K]

Out.

[Bobbo]

Your attention, please. The reason you're hearing that sound is that the following podcast could contain adult language, adult situations, violence, nudity, and or downright meanness. That means unless you're 18 years of age or older, you are not allowed to listen to this portion of the John Clay Wolf Show. So turn it off now, you deviant little fucker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, totally. They're all gone. If they're not gone, it's their own damn fault. Satellite? In Oklahoma, they don't have satellites. I was on my. I was on my radio. I turned on my radio and I heard you coming in from Texas. I don't know how the hell you scrambled my radio from Texas, but some bitch here in Oklahoma. We don't have Texas radio.

[Bobbo]

I was over here trying to listen to Nirvana and I heard y' all talk about Texas. How am I getting that on my radio here? Oklahoma City, let's listen to the brew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we clear? Can we cuss?

[Bobbo]

There's no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Like, if I drop it.

[JD Ryan]

Let's make sure.

[DJ Pre K]

J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, J.D. did you turn the stream off?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I mean, we can Stream.

[JD Ryan]

Cussing well, but it goes over his radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

So who cares about his radio? Somebody a little burger about his radio network. His radio network.

[JD Ryan]

But it's somebody in grapevine at a burger place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's that. Turn that off. Sucked in a way. Homo radio. If you're gay and you like it, stream the homo radio network.

[Bobbo]

He bought his radio. Set up a. Tag it.

[Michael Turley]

John is all very homosexual.

[Bobbo]

Fear Jenny rhymes. He show up to target.

[Michael Turley]

So you say screw my network. Is that what I heard?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did not sell you catacombics. Babo said that. I did not say it. I did not say that your dolphin looks like a homo flag.

[Bobbo]

I didn't say anything.

[Michael Turley]

That's the Port Aransas station.

[John Clay Wolf]

I noticed though that you took the. Is that what that's for?

[Michael Turley]

Stop, John, stop. Just go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo. So. So JD's defecting. I noticed he took our logo off of his car and he put his own logo on.

[Michael Turley]

Really? Sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Why do you care? Why do you look at my logos?

[Bobbo]

No, because in the car business, that's the beginning of the end.

[Michael Turley]

Is that it? Switch over. When I work for the Ford dealer and I buy a Kia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, no. When you take that Wolf 4 Dodge sticker off, something's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fired right there. Boom. Just pull a 357 up and blow your head.

[Michael Turley]

I'm assuming we're off the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we're not, we're all going to hell.

[Michael Turley]

Either way, we're off the air.

[Bobbo]

There's no hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Baba Bob, I was just going to talk to you a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, there's a house.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just winding down, wanting to relax.

[Bobbo]

What are you thinking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Boss Skaggs. You went the other day.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should I have gone or was it just okay?

[Bobbo]

No, you absolutely should have gone in.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a smaller venue.

[Bobbo]

I caught him years ago with Michael McDonald as the opening act. And he had Michael McDonald on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show, by the way. I didn't know if you know that he calls in.

[Bobbo]

Right, right.

[Michael Turley]

Occasionally.

[Bobbo]

I. I think he had maybe a seven piece band up there. Something like Boss. Got a little bigger band now and really tight and they're playing some traditional blues, but they're doing all this great hit music and that jazz rock stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Steely Danny kind of deal.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that he helped invent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did. How's it sound? His voice. These old guys, some of them have it, some of them don't.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he sounds just like Boss Gags. I mean, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I should have gone, you know, like that. Was stupid.

[Bobbo]

Charlie Daniels is a little rough. Mike McDonald, one of the best vocalists in the world, is a little rough these days. Boss. Yeah, Sings right through it. He's got an amazing range. He also has really long fingers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Like, it looked to me like he's not. You know, some of those chords that he's playing are really tough. You have to stretch your pinky like this. Boss gags just puts his hand on there and plays it, you know? Great guitarist.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old is he?

[Bobbo]

77.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

I'm not kidding. He's. He's old. We looked it up because we couldn't believe it.

[Mingo]

He's.

[Bobbo]

He's really old.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? For what he's doing.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What was the turnout like at Billy Bob's?

[Bobbo]

You know, reserve seating was calf full in the front, sparse in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

General admission was nice and breezy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I should have gone.

[Bobbo]

You should have.

[Mingo]

I bought it.

[Bobbo]

Here's my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make me go to these things when they're Billy Bob's right down the street. These old heroes.

[Bobbo]

I know, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm an idiot, dude. I was sitting at a bar down the street doing nothing, talking to alcoholics like it. Cheers like. Like the Simpsons.

[Bobbo]

That's why I thought when you sent the picture of him, we were just walking in. And that's why I texted back, where you at? Are you here? Because I was surprised you were interested at all in Boss Cacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. I love Bob Skaggs.

[Michael Turley]

75.

[Bobbo]

75. 75, yeah. And still sings extremely well. It's a great set.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Charlie, when you went to Connecticut, is that where you went?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. How old were you when you moved?

[JD Ryan]

I was 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you know that place?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. And then I would go every summer back up until I was 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you're up there, do you think I wouldn't mind winding up back here at the end? Are you like this deal?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, No, I basically. This deal because it's so expensive up there. So expensive. Maybe when young.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the name?

[JD Ryan]

I don't. I wouldn't even want to be there when I'm old because everybody up there is pretty old, too. I mean, it's not a. Everybody leaves when you're young, you leave from there.

[Mingo]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a city.

[JD Ryan]

Vernon. It's just outside of Hartford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Wccc.

[Michael Turley]

I go into Florida. Everybody's old. Everybody's old.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. But, you know, this is a good place to retire. Connecticut now? Yeah. There's a lot of money up there. I mean, that's for sure. But it's so expensive, too. You just kind of see the housing and how everything's tight. We're here in Texas, everything's spread out and you just. You appreciate Texas more now. Obviously, you know, the heat's a little different.

[John Clay Wolf]

My mom and I've told you all this a little bit, but I've never said it the way I can say it right now off air. So she married this rich Italian dude and he's a Wall street guru and they live their retired life in Greenwich like old rich people. She wasn't even old, man. She was his young trophy and she died from his alcoholism. He. She caught the bug with him. He was trying to keep up with her. And. And I'll never forget, I flew a little single engine bonanza and I flew it up there three times, which is basically New York. You land in White Plains, New York, work. Okay. God, I remember that last time up there. I was like, this deal ain't ever coming back drunk. I mean, waste wasted. My mom passed out in the middle of the day in the car. And I mean, they're just. Have you ever been around just, well, wealthy. Just I. It's almost like bums. God, this is terrible. Talk about. It's just the truth.

[JD Ryan]

Well, they're not going anywhere. They don't have any drive to do anything. Yeah, there's nothing left.

[Michael Turley]

Get up and drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like rich. Okay. You know what homeless people are like in the middle of the day when they're wasted. It was like that. But they're wealthy. But it's the same thing.

[Michael Turley]

It's like the people that used to call Don and whoever the drunk guy was, they get up on Saturday morning, 8:30, they're plowed. Yeah, plowed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we were at. We were at some bar after dinner. You know, you go to dinner, have drinks, have after dinner drinks, and then go to a bar after dinner.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my mom, like the, the. The limo, they call them limos up there. The black town car came to pick her, pick us up, and some Middle Easterner guy was driving. Imagine that.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

And she freaked out. Why? Cuz I guess she had a bad experience one time with some limo driver and she like had a meltdown, freaking out that he was going to try to rape her.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was just.

[Michael Turley]

It was worse than being around the drunks that are just. You never know at what moment you know it's coming. You know, the explosions coming. You still know what it's going to be and how bad it's going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

It Was what's going to trigger was terrible. And I mean, I was there drinking with them, but I mean, but you can't get that high off booze if you're not full blown alcohol. She died at 58.

[Bobbo]

58 was pretty young.

[Michael Turley]

Was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Obviously it was cancer, but there's just no way that the booze didn't have something to do with it. He was so bad. He had a. Oh, gosh. He was house arrest three times.

[Bobbo]

Wow. Was he really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, in Aspen.

[Bobbo]

What? Dui.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had a house in Aspen and one in Greenwich. Do. Yeah, DUIs. And they were in the paper in the Greenwich Times for getting arrested. And something about the dog. Like they had the dog with them in a restaurant and the dog got impounded. Oh. I mean, it was just like. I don't know, man.

[Bobbo]

With nailing my.

[JD Ryan]

My family was not that interesting in Connecticut.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's for damn sure.

[JD Ryan]

Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

She would call and then she got my ex wife and my ex wife, my mom turned my ex wife into an alcoholic on the phone.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, that's powerful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that is strong. I, you know, the phone on the phone. So I don't say it's 2000 miles difference, 1500 miles.

[Michael Turley]

I got the alcoholic.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'd come home from work and my wife's sitting there on the phone drinking wine, talking to my mom in Greenwich. And I'd look at the timer on the deal and they've been on the phone for two hours. And she was plowed and my mom's plowed. And then I walk in and I find like, you can't talk to my. Because they get going and my mom start bitching about my dad.

[DJ Pre K]

Who they.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were. They were, you know, married and all the things my mom hated about my dad. And she gets wasted and her new best friend is my wife. And they're drunks and they commiserate. They commiserate. And then I start getting my ass chewed out for the things that my dad did.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

To my mom, beginning of the end. It really was there. It really was.

[Bobbo]

Bad friend for a wife can be the beginning of the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really was even worse.

[Bobbo]

If it's your mom, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, to have to cut your wife off from talking to your mother. That's when you know you got a couple of drunks on your hands. Holy. What brought all that up? I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

We're gonna get back to the John Kelly wall show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller/Listener]

John Clay.

[JD Ryan]

That's drunk right there.

[Bobbo]

And then. Then again, they are the really friendly ones. So yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, this one.

[Bobbo]

That.

[Michael Turley]

That's the friendly side. You know there's another side to that one.

[Bobbo]

No, I. I choose to be positive about it.

[Michael Turley]

I'm positive there's another side.

[Bobbo]

Jack Klugman.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kills you when you're doing that? Does your liver shut down on you?

[Michael Turley]

Depends on who you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right.

[Bobbo]

Hopefully your air conditioning doesn't shut down on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he would have alcoholic withdrawals when he'd go to jail.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awful.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I mean, this bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like literally like seizures.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, seizures, sure. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

They cut you off.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's really bad.

[Bobbo]

That's what they, you know. Who's this? The songwriter that wrote these.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rich people are the worst drunks in.

[Bobbo]

The world at the very end.

[Michael Turley]

They got all the money and nowhere to go.

[Bobbo]

They told Towns van's ass wife, don't you dare make him stop drinking because.

[Michael Turley]

He'Ll die right now. When you go to rehab, they tell you don't stop. Whatever you're doing, don't stop till you get here. Come drunk is basically the rule.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. DJ Pre k, you there?

[DJ Pre K]

Yo, yo, yo. What's cracking?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on with your live entertainment? You got any gigs planned?

[DJ Pre K]

I ain't got nothing lined up, man. Hey, but I tell you what, we going to make a movie whenever I go party with Domingo this Saturday.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God. Can you believe?

[DJ Pre K]

We going to run it up.

[JD Ryan]

29Th. 29th.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was 2900.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, he's going out the 29th, the 29th.

[DJ Pre K]

We going to hit 7th Street. We going to turn it up now.

[Bobbo]

Domingo says you got to. You got to bring money.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, hey, I got a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's tired of all this freeloading.

[Bobbo]

Okay, but you can't. You can't spend the Cadillac money on this deal.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no, no, no. Never that. I got that. I got that locked down. But you know, I had a pretty good week, so I might up a check, you know. For real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was anybody with Domingo to witness this party?

[JD Ryan]

Aaron.

[DJ Pre K]

Big.

[JD Ryan]

Aaron was there when I heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[DJ Pre K]

He wasn't there for the 2500 $1, but he was there the next day night where Domingo ran up another tab for about a G. Did he really? That's what I heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy, right? Big. Big said you ain't been out until you've been out with Domingo.

[JD Ryan]

And if Biggs is saying it, he's got amazing pictures.

[Michael Turley]

He's always has pictures of the women. But I mean, yeah, you throw chum in the water.

[JD Ryan]

Well, but that's his game. And that's part of his way of doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got hoes at the house.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Cleaning for him.

[Michael Turley]

That's what he says.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Are they legal? I don't know about all that.

[Bobbo]

He's not a creep. He's just a player.

[DJ Pre K]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mexican illegals. I mean, you know, shipped in. I don't know. If he's Coyote, where's he getting me?

[Bobbo]

I don't know about that. But, you know, we had the Bow and gym bass last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

With sticks. And he's at the concert. You remember we had the wild.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Bucks.

[Bobbo]

Wild girls. Yep. Who are they sitting with at the concert?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

All around. All over him.

[JD Ryan]

He knows how.

[Bobbo]

Man's got charm.

[JD Ryan]

Well, that's charm. And then he throws out just a little bit of money out there. So it kind of keeps him around.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what Jerry McKinney used to say. You know, he. He said that he would be in a. Well, I don't need to say this on the radio, because it might.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we're on a podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Podcast is pretty popular. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm gonna skip it. I don't want to. That could cause a problem.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, he's hoes loaded.

[JD Ryan]

Dough man. That's what it says.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you just put something out on Facebook? I noticed, and I haven't listened to it. Is it new?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yes.

[JD Ryan]

It's this right here.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I love this song. I really do, Prek. It's well produced and I mean, there's a little more you can do production wise on it, but just the idea.

[Michael Turley]

Did you produce this?

[DJ Pre K]

When did I.

[Michael Turley]

New or is it old?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it's. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[DJ Pre K]

This is brand new.

[Michael Turley]

New track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fresh and hot.

[JD Ryan]

It's a Usher's track, basically. Use that if you know who Usher is.

[DJ Pre K]

Remade an Usher song. Used to do with, you know, hits from the 80s. Make them sound crazy. I'm just redoing 90s army and I.

[JD Ryan]

Think this is what you need to do.

[Michael Turley]

So is this a clip from another song?

[John Clay Wolf]

So you took my advice?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. I've been.

[DJ Pre K]

I've been. You know, that's. That's really what you got to do, you know, Bring something that people are familiar with. Put a new twist to it, you know, something old, something new, something bars and something blue. And you got you a hit to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get your brand built.

[DJ Pre K]

Show enough DJ Prek he say, she say Smoke a blast on the freeway Big business on three way big screens on replay he's so cool make you girls Go ooh Treat me like you're supposed to before I show you make.

[John Clay Wolf]

It bounce like the back of a.

[DJ Pre K]

Blue six foldo Strong like Goku my ice nice make it hating Dang twice White light seem right seen in the streets White nights on the speed bike what a t would it be like? S like a beast pipe speed down 199 with a freak on Speed down green light. That auto tune is a man yeah, it's good.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe, maybe the production wise, I think if you get into studio with somebody, it's like a real hardcore producer and clean it up a little bit. But for what you did is fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those lyrics, yours or his?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, those lyrics are all mine. I just stole the melody.

[JD Ryan]

The melody is what?

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you write when you're rapping that fast, do you have it written down in your reading?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I've got it written down. You know, I'll write it. Yeah, and then.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that segment you just did was speed going. That was Machine Gun and it was clear and I'm impressed.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, well, thank you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I. I try to switch it up sometimes, you know, I like the slow flow. I like the R B, you know, soulful kind of thing. But sometimes you got to show skill, you know, because I really do this baby Usher song.

[JD Ryan]

What Usher song is that again?

[DJ Pre K]

Nice and slow.

[Michael Turley]

That would be cool if Usher heard this and then called you and you went on tour with him.

[DJ Pre K]

Yo, Usher, holla at your boy, man. Just don't sue me, okay? I stole the beat. You know, I ain't got nothing to do with it, all right? I ain't making no money off. This is. Don't. Don't come from my pockets.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but Usher. Usher was not an instant star. I mean, he. He worked his ass off for a long, long time. When Usher got his first, not the first even Grammy, when he got his first gold record, Usher said one thing right now. I ain't never going to suck no dick no more. I don't believe that's what he said.

[Michael Turley]

I don't believe he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he say that? He said. I think that's a misquote.

[Bobbo]

This is the actual I tease prek.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? So you sped it up a little bit.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. Shout out to the producer, emg, because this was just a beat that I found on YouTube. You know, just something. Because I just looked up, you know, sampled beats because I knew that, you know, I couldn't really buy a sample beat because you got to clear the sample anyways. So if I'm going to rap on a stolen beat. Might as well be something that samples, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's seven o'. Clock. You double time the. The tempo. Oh, yeah, that's good. Hey, speaking of podcast, what's the reality? I'm serious about the old shows. What do we do? How do we start this? And do we still have that brick that we saved all that onto earlier?

[Bobbo]

Do you know, I've actually got it in my Google Drive now. The entire archives.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I mean, I'm talking way back when we first moved here, we had that PC one that had all that old Vernon.

[JD Ryan]

There's. Yeah, there's. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

We saved it on a big disc, like a brick.

[Bobbo]

I know, and I downloaded that entire brick into my Google Drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's the process of formatting this to where it's accessible? I think we should let them out in chunks.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he's gonna have to do them in like a segment because it's gonna be. It's not full shows. We just. You have to edit.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, is it?

[Bobbo]

Well, that's.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we used to get on the radio years ago, over a decade ago, we would just turn on that MIDI or that recorder, Remember?

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every show, every nooner, every Saturday morning, all that. We got it, I think. Do you think we have it, Turley?

[Bobbo]

It's in there. So. I mean, it should be in there somewhere. I found some really, really old stuff from before you were even doing shows. I've got your first microphone test on your, you know, the Lindy partial Radio Shack kit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo]

I'm pretty sure. Well, I don't have anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Discs. The first ones. I had those discs. Scotty would burn a disc every Saturday morning and I had those somewhere with that stupid ass country in the background. Yeah, but that would be fun. Anyway, I think that if. Are they dated?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, so all we've done is taking these and we've just. We've just saved them and saved them and saved them. So what's the process of taking just say 10 of them and. And getting them cleaned up? Not cleaned up, but broken up where you can. Where you can lay them out on our podcast.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. I haven't even begun to. To dig them up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's a lot of work and I'm not. You're not looking for more work to do?

[Bobbo]

I don't have a lot of time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, I know, but I've got A little.

[Bobbo]

And I'm, you know, I'm pretty organized. You know, I'm very ritualistic. I do the same things every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's take the five oldest ones.

[Bobbo]

Well, I got to find them first. Okay, then I should probably listen to them, you know, so, I mean, give me the next week, I'll give you an update.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let's figure out how to do this and, and we'll, you know, just start. There was some good shit, those nooners, especially here with Wash, when we were doing that for a while. I think those are pretty good, those.

[Bobbo]

I'm pretty sure we've got the noodles from down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the ones with Cletus, they're not very good, but that at this point people might enjoy. Not very good.

[Bobbo]

I, I think, you know, with a certain fan base, somebody's gonna appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

You know, does, you know, does it enhance your brand? Does it dilute your brand? Does it confuse your brand? I don't know. I can't make those decisions. But we should listen to them first.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You know, agreed. I mean, yeah, no reason. Just putting out garbage.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, well, I just take five of them and shove them out there and see what the reaction is. If they like them, we'll know. If they hate them, they'll know.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I gotta find them first. But that's. I, I'm looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[Bobbo]

Turley's out next week. Where are you going? We've got a best of the week after that, remember?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love this.

[JD Ryan]

You don't. I send an email out and we come, we have a conversation about. This is my anniversary weekend next, Next weekend. And I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where'd you get married?

[JD Ryan]

My 20 year anniversary. I promise my wife that. We're going to Maui.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm promised. You're leaving, Lee?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, I'm, I, I'm. This is the longest I will be away from. I'm gonna still be online.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife doesn't know.

[Michael Turley]

Where will you be on Saturday during the show in Hawaii. Yes, but you will be listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we won't be on the show, right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That.

[Michael Turley]

No, next Saturday. It's me running the board next Saturday.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

But I will be available.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the next Saturday, you're still gonna be in Hawaii.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'll be coming back, actually. Okay, but we're not on.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna do a best of that week.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. And I'm gonna be on a boat too, in Florida, in the Keys. Nice. Yeah, my buddy bought this yacht and he's been fixing on it for about a Year. He. He bought it from an insurance company.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was totaled in whatever hurricane came about three years ago.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it wasn't up. It was a insurance job. It was a little bit up, but not bad. I mean, like the rail was up and the canopy was ripped off and stupid. But I mean, it's massive and like.

[JD Ryan]

How big?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like 110 foot.

[Michael Turley]

Jesus burger.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a yacht.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, It's a cruise ship.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a cruise ship.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he all. You know, we were gonna partner it and I started thinking about it and I had that stupid ass boat about Eagle Mountain. I'm like, boats, man, those boats. And I mean, for the price that he started at. So he bought it for. He bought it for I think 300,000.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he spent 200,000 on it. He's got half a million. I'll show you the pictures.

[JD Ryan]

Pre K should do a video on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it is, it is. And it's been sitting in Key West.

[DJ Pre K]

Hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting. Getting rigged. And he spent a couple hundred GS on it. But I mean, this thing looks like. Let me show you a picture of Jenny.

[Michael Turley]

Nothing you do on a boat that's cheap, but you know that. Yeah, that's monstrous. That is just short of the way. You have the hell of a helipad to land on it.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. I gotta see this thing, man. Boats and hoes for show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come and look at me. Yeah, baby.

[DJ Pre K]

That's a million dollar music video right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So we're going to take it and we were going to go to Cuba, but then Trump shut Cuba off, as you know. I mean, look at the. Look at the. Look at like the salon. I mean, it's four bedrooms.

[JD Ryan]

Now, is it you and the family or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell no. Okay. I was gonna say.

[Michael Turley]

Now that's that size boat. You have to have a crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's two that. He's got a captain.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's ridiculous.

[Michael Turley]

Captain Galley.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna go out and Key west. We're not gonna go far. Because he. He wants. This is kind of a trip to make sure everything.

[Michael Turley]

Shakedown cruise.

[John Clay Wolf]

He drove it from Lauderdale to Key West. He tied it up in Key West. The slip is 4, 500amonth. And then he started VRBO in it to try to offset it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And $1500 to spend the night on it. In the.

[Michael Turley]

In the marina.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the marina. And then the marina found out about it and they doubled him 9,000.

[Michael Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's like, that's. So he pulls it out and I've got a picture of it pulled out. It had the bottom done. 20,000 for a paint job. And anyway, it's all ready to go and we're going to go take the maiden. Like the first time he's, he's at it for a year. We're going to go take a trip on it.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Might get stranded, might not. I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

You won't get stranded.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I've never been to Key West. What do we do?

[Michael Turley]

Dodge the chickens? Watch for gay people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

It's. It's a lot, it's a lot of fun. There's really some cool stuff. Hemingway's house is there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm not talking about the me on the boat. Where do we go? Oh, we're gonna be out to sea for four days.

[Michael Turley]

Key West. The next stop is Cuba.

[John Clay Wolf]

But aren't there small islands that we could go snorkeling off of? All around there?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, the Dry tortugas is about 25 miles out. Stop there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's beautiful because we don't want to go across. We don't want to go to the Bahamas with it because what if.

[Michael Turley]

Go to the Tortugas. All right, that's a, That's a good four hours.

[JD Ryan]

That's a good sale though, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, about four hour sale. You can be there in 25 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told him I'll pay for the fuel.

[JD Ryan]

That's a Good deal. So 25, how much is that going to be?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not going to be free. You know what, these boats charter for a week. This exact thing. 50,000.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Charter for a. Charter for a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm seeing them, you know, me paying the gas is. I need to pay the gas and the food. I mean, hell, it doesn't.

[JD Ryan]

Is he gonna have staff and everything on board?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's got this full time guy already.

[Michael Turley]

Captain.

[John Clay Wolf]

The captain.

[JD Ryan]

So there's not a staff though? It won't be, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll just be us four in the captain.

[JD Ryan]

You don't need a staff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, it'll be fine. But, but there won't be. I'm sure the phones won't work. Not out there. No, I, I'm excited about it, but I'm also getting a little sketchy about it. I'm not used to being disconnected.

[Michael Turley]

You won't be that far from anything.

[Bobbo]

Forget about it, man. You have a good time.

[JD Ryan]

I'm the same way. I don't know what I'm like, ah, what am I going to do? Oversea and I'VE never done anything like that.

[Michael Turley]

You're not. You're not that far away from land. I mean, if you're going to go to the Dr. Tugas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I don't know. I'll try. I'll give it a.

[Michael Turley]

It'll have a little skiff. If anything happens, you get. You get in the skiff and you come home. It's no big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweet. Well, that's what we're going to be doing the week. So I'm going to leave Thursday, July 5th. Wait, is that right?

[Mingo]

Yes, Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Friday.

[JD Ryan]

Fourth is a Wednesday.

[Bobbo]

Fourth is a Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're going to leave Friday and come back Tuesday.

[Bobbo]

Ought to be all right.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because, you know. But I mean, if I was Charlie, I'd leave for two weeks and go to Maui.

[JD Ryan]

Two weeks? I've never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I'm serious. You're the hardest working guy right around.

[Mingo]

Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I. And I just. I can't. I've been to Europe a couple times because my wife's from there, and I just don't like those long trips.

[JD Ryan]

That's why I'm really.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really anxious. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Because, I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Flying in the Key West. Are you driving?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You go straight from Dallas Fort Worth to Key west for 280. Damn right.

[Michael Turley]

That's a great price.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great price. That's ridiculous. Straight to Key West, 280.

[Bobbo]

That's.

[Michael Turley]

That's cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's cheap.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Depending on booking times of year. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, we need to make under 500 a ticket. I hadn't bought the tickets. We got to buy them today.

[Bobbo]

You better do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know.

[Michael Turley]

And I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I'm dragging ass, and I hadn't booked the tickets yet, but anyway, you know, I'm a little anxious. Anything else? So I'll be. I'll rep the lane on Wednesday, and then I'll be back to rep the lane on Wednesday. If I didn't make it for some reason, what if something happened? Who would rep the lane on Wednesday?

[JD Ryan]

Kyle in there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You can manage with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, get me in there. I'll sell some cars.

[Bobbo]

I know. That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That job that you do in the lane, I mean, it's. You're probably like me. Your brain's moving fast, isn't it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it. It.

[DJ Pre K]

You got to dedicate it, right? You got to dedicate your. Your focus right there, you know, because it. It goes. You know, what do y' all sell, like a car every 40 seconds?

[John Clay Wolf]

45 seconds?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm trying to put up, you know, as many pictures and, you know, videos as I can in those 40 seconds.

[Bobbo]

To throw you off when people come talk to you.

[DJ Pre K]

Hell yeah, man. Leave me the alone at the auction, okay? I'm busy.

[Bobbo]

Me too. I thought it was because I was such a stark raving amateur.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you something, pre k something that, that a piece of advice. So a lot of people don't take pictures with their cars. You know, they won't take them for us. And then they just take a picture with the car, with the sign. But when you have pictures, skip the bullshit and go straight to it. Like I know you do the sold thing and that takes 10 seconds. Fuck the sold thing on that one. Just go straight to the picture. Because the picture is what sells the brand is the most. Really, all that shit, all it's really about is that fucking picture. The rest of it's just filler. But there's so many cars that don't have pictures. You can do the bullshit, but when you don't, when you got one coming, just fuck the bullshit, go straight. I mean, once that. Once the last car went out, I mean, you hear me bump you a little bit. I'm like, pre K, grab it. Because it's happening so fast. I would skip the effects on the ones when you have pictures and go straight to the pictures. I know it doesn't look as pretty, but that makes the cars bring more because they trust them. That's just bottom line.

[JD Ryan]

I gotta go downstairs, buy some cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Later, locker out, I'm out.

[Bobbo]

Back to the money.