#205 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.29.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #205 (06.29.19)

Airs: June 29, 2019
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: Bobbo, JD Ryan, DJ Pre K
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show continues the show's signature blend of irreverent humor and insightful car talk, covering everything from rock'n'roll and celebrity birthdays to UFO sightings, government contracting, legalization debates, and, of course, the business of buying and selling cars on the radio. As always, listeners from across the country call in, while the crew riffs on current events, pop culture, and personal stories, keeping the energy high and the laughs rolling.

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Key Topics and Segments

1. Show Open & Holiday Vibes

• The crew launches with off-the-cuff banter about summer, 4th of July plans, and who's slacking off or working during the holiday week (00:01-02:20).
• Lighthearted cracks about hats, diets, granola bars, and coworkers vacationing (Turley in Hawaii).
• Noted that July 4th week offers a "perfect" time for DC locals to escape town.

Notable Quote:
“It's the merry, merry month of June. Just a...just week of July 4th. I wonder how many people actually got, you know, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday off.” (Bobbo, 01:48)

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2. Celebrity Birthdays and Tom Cruise vs. Bieber

• Bobbo lists off famous birthdays of the week: Tom Cruise turns 57, Mike Tyson is 53, Margot Robbie turns 29, and more (02:20-05:01).
• Discussion of the bizarre social-media challenge where Justin Bieber invited Tom Cruise to a UFC fight; crew debates who would win (02:28–03:40).
• Playful banter about drummers (Tommy Lee “hung like a mule” urban legend); general drummer/band jokes (05:03–06:54).

Notable Quote:
“I believe he [Tom Cruise] can take the Bieber.” (Bobbo, 03:15)
“97% of the bands out there think their drummers...okay, but they've still got an eye open looking for a little bit better.” (John, 06:30)

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3. Car Talk: Buying, Selling & Oddball Stories

• John explains “GiveMeTheVIN” process: listeners can call in with their car details for instant offers (07:00+).
• Anecdote about dealing with a prickly Pentagon customer selling a Maserati (09:45-10:33).
• Traffic/weather check-ins and light badinage about local geography.

Notable Quote:
“If my computer bids it at $20,000, you go to CarMax, they bid at $20,000.5, send us their offer—if we don’t beat it, then we’ll send you a check for a hundred dollars.” (John, 08:13)

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4. UFOs, Government Secrecy & Race Jokes

• Crew listens to Navy pilot testimonial and government-released UFO story; debate over the government's changing attitude (12:27–13:55).
• Bobbo recounts a friend's UFO chase across Texas; refuses to come on air out of concern over “flat earther” and “anti-science” communities (14:15).
• DJ Pre K delivers comedic takes on black/white stereotypes involving UFOs, dogs, and swimming (15:18–16:52).

Notable Quotes:
“They’re just saying we’re not going to go out of our way to hide it. And that’s a bit of a change.” (Bobbo, 13:50)
“You can’t hit me with all these stereotypes, man!” (DJ Pre K, 16:43)

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5. Vegas & DC Life: Locals Chime In

• Caller from Fredericksburg/Alexandria explains DC traffic is lighter during debates due to vacationers leaving town (20:18–21:15).
• DC and Vegas listeners confirm locals experience their cities differently than tourists; intelligent exchange with a casino worker and a local contractor (41:15+).
• Entertaining exchange with a “hater” who prefers music to talk, quickly dismissed (22:24).

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6. Blunt Car Appraisals & Listener Calls

• John fields a stream of vehicle questions from across the US—everything from a rusted ‘76 Grand Prix (“probably worth nothing”—25:50) to a loaded RAV4 (“take a photo of your CarMax offer; if I don’t beat it, I’ll send you $100”—54:28).
• Wild and funny back-and-forth with “Narvel” character, attempting to trade a duck for a ‘76 Grand Prix (27:06).
• Listeners also call in with sob stories (cosigned Kia, deadbeat daughter, upside-down loan), leading to practical but comedic advice from John (49:48–52:00).

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7. Legalization: CBD, Pot, Prostitution & Vice Tourism

• Satirical "Rush Limbaugh" bit on the dangers and tax revenue of marijuana, with call-back jokes about smoking sections in kindergarten and Amsterdam’s window prostitution (heavily tongue-in-cheek) (29:30–34:03).
• Pros and cons of legal pot/casinos/prostitution are debated, referencing both US and overseas attitudes (31:52).

Notable Quote:
“If we legalize marijuana across the board, tax it, take the revenue, build casinos, legalize casino gambling everywhere—and what the hell, prostitution as well. That’ll create jobs.” (Bobbo as Rush, 31:52)

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8. Race & Culture: DJ Pre K & Brozetta Stone

• DJ Pre K walks through the word-of-the-week (“fupa”) and breaks down slang for the crew’s enlightenment (77:35-79:24).
• Satirical “Brozetta Stone” ad for learning hip-hop language (70:41).

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9. Pop Culture, Airline Woes & Generational Gaps

• Complaints about American Airlines: requiring gender on ticket forms, customer service issues, and the logistics of travel delays (18:10-19:50; 135:21–137:52).
• Nostalgia for real radio, bit on ‘70s DJ style, and how the industry’s changed (122:05–124:47).
• Amusing debates over “modern-day” analogues for John Denver, Ozzy Osbourne, Michael Jackson, and George Strait with listener input (164:06–181:17).
  • E.g.: “Who’s today’s John Denver? Dave Matthews or Zac Brown?” / “Ozzy Osbourne? Kid Rock.”
  • Spirited disagreements, with Bobbo’s controversial pick of Carrie Underwood as today’s George Strait scorned by callers and fellow hosts.

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10. Behind-the-Scenes Glimpses & Staff Banter

• Candid talk about show logistics: new Vegas/Denver affiliates, studio technicalities, and how they handle live call-ins for a multi-city radio operation (38:47+).
• On-air “meta” moments: John deals with constant texts/emails from his business during showtime (64:19).
• Show regulars joke about production missteps, line mixups, missing staff (Turley in Hawaii), and podcasting’s growing importance (“I’ve had a guy say…they like our podcast better than Joe Rogan's”—95:51).

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11. Rock & Roll & Freestyle Fun

• Segments on Queen, Fat Bottom Girls, Freddie Mercury, and the cultural place of “big booties” (110:01–114:18).
• Off-the-cuff parodies: Bobbo attempts a Skynyrd “Give Me Back My Peter” (133:31—crashes and burns, to John’s delight).
• Listener story: child cusses out teacher at pre-K graduation goes viral; debate over discipline (99:40–104:59).

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Notable Caller Moments

• Ashley from New Orleans: Up all night, partied on Bourbon Street, calls in hungover to sell her Genesis: “I want a hungover picture of you, right now, with the car.” (68:03)
• Drunk Ass Tracy: Regular fan calls in to wish everyone a Happy 4th, laments never receiving the vodka John mailed her (161:47+).
• “That damn local cat” from Vegas: Mysterious caller who wants to be anonymous but shares a story about stripping at home (76:50).

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Lightning Round: Memorable Quotes

• “Go screw yourself, San Diego.” (John, referencing Anchorman, 11:33)
• “We can’t all be Neil Peart, can we?” (Bobbo, 06:50)
• “If you want to sell your car, go to givemethevin.com. If we don’t beat your CarMax offer, we’ll send you a check for $100.” (John, 55:26, and throughout)
• “What’s the deal with CBD oil and pot juice?” (John, 29:10)
• “I'm a government contractor, I make bombs. Oh, that's funny.” (John, hater call, 22:50)
• “They're gonna have the world's largest burnout…175 cars at one time. Wow. And I'm thinking about going up there, but, I mean, so far, the welcome hadn't been that heavy.” (John, about Denver radio politics, 81:46)

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Other Highlights

• Music & Pop Culture:
  • New Freddie Mercury unreleased song (110:01).
  • Pop culture & generational debate: Does Garth Brooks ruin country? (176:05).
• Car Selling Tips:
  • Mods hurt resale value—leave your car stock, even Ferraris and lifted trucks (84:51–94:31).
  • Detailed walk-throughs of what raises or drops a car’s price (cloth vs leather, miles, mods).
• Calls from All Over:
  • The show takes calls and car deals every segment, with locations from DC, Vegas, New Orleans, Kermit TX, Bakersfield CA, Houston, and more.
• Running Jokes:
  • “Hung over confessional” for Saturday mornings.
  • “White Black man” DJ Pre K fielding questions about culture and race.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Topic | Timestamp | |------------------------|------------------------------------------|-----------------| | Opening Banter | Granola, holidays, coworker absences | 00:01–02:20 | | Celebrity Birthdays | Tom Cruise vs. Bieber, celebrity ages | 02:20–05:01 | | Car Sales Process | GiveMeTheVIN, DC region stories | 07:00–10:33 | | UFOs & Race Jokes | Navy UFO audio, cultural stereotypes | 12:27–16:52 | | DC/VA Caller | Traffic and local experiences | 20:18–21:36 | | Government Contracting | Caller career talk (weapons, myths) | 21:32–22:24 | | Hater Calls | "You suck—put on music!" | 22:24 | | Drummers/Legends | Tommy Lee, band humor, the Onion | 05:03–06:54 | | Vegas Calls | Casino worker & stripper chatter | 41:08–42:53 | | Legal Weed Rant | “Rush Limbaugh” on vice industries | 29:30–34:03 | | Modern Star Debates | John Denver, Ozzy, MJ, George Strait | 164:06–181:17 | | DJ Pre K Segments | Brozetta Stone, “fupa” slang lesson | 70:41–79:24 | | Parenting/Discipline | Viral pre-K graduation outburst | 99:40–104:59 | | Podcasting Future | Listeners prefer JCW to Joe Rogan | 95:50 |

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Show's Distinctive Tone

Casual, bawdy, fast-moving, and irreverent, with an overt fondness for rock, country, and classic American pop culture. The crew is quick with dirty jokes, running gags, and welcomes even callers who don't like the show ("haters") for comic effect. Car deals, music nostalgia, controversial opinions, and race/culture bits are handled with a wink and sometimes heavy sarcasm—nothing is off-limits so long as it’s FCC-compliant.

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Final Thoughts

Listeners who tune in are in for off-the-rails laughs, blunt insights on everything from cars to culture, and a unique blend of small-town charm and cross-country radio reach. Every week, John Clay Wolfe and his crew blend the serious business of buying cars with a Saturday-morning radio show's best brand of chaos.

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Listen or Call

• Podcast available: 2 PM Central each Saturday
• Call for car offers or to join the madness: 800-800-7234
• Main website: GiveMeTheVIN.com
• Facebook: "John Clay Wolf Show"

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For the full flavor, listen to the episode—just don’t tune in for calm, safe FM radio. This is full-throttle, Texas-size radio with an edge and a laugh.

Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[B]

Dad said, hurry up and get in the car, you booger face.

[C]

You know you can't play games on me. I played them.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

[B]

Keeping it classy right here on the radio this Saturday morning. There you go. Good job.

[D]

He's a big boy.

[B]

Yes, you can edit yourself now.

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Must be that time Saturday morning, everybody. Good to see us, your Uncle Bob, both sitting in the big chair here on this morning's edition of the John Clay Wolf Show. There's my friend J.D. bryan right there. Morning, Bubble.

[B]

How are you, sir?

[C]

You're wearing extra hats today.

[D]

Today I am. Once again, our friend Turley is just hanging out. Actually, he's in Hawaii, which is cool.

[C]

Well, that's no good for anybody.

[D]

Yes, it is.

[C]

Whose idea was this? It was.

[D]

Not mine. Yeah, so basically, people that can't see, obviously. Normally I'm here on microphone, but I'm also running the space shuttle, which is all the buttons and all the networks and all the push buttons. So if it's screwed up, you'll hear John yell at me throughout the morning.

[C]

You do it all, buddy. No, and I'm. I'm impressed.

[D]

No, I don't.

[C]

I don't press.

[E]

What?

[C]

You want one of these granola bars?

[D]

No, I'm gonna try to cut down a granola thing.

[C]

Okay. They're just peanuts and. And corn syrup, I think. Oh.

[D]

Oh, well, it sounds healthy. Give me one. How's it work for you?

[C]

I mean, what could possibly go wrong? Are you still dieting?

[D]

I'm always dieting. I'm dieting now. This is the. Actually, it's the granola bar diet.

[C]

Can I have that? Is it really? Yeah. Your timing is. Your timing.

[B]

Perfect.

[C]

Exquisite.

[D]

God thanked me.

[C]

It's the merry, merry month of June. Just a. Just week of July 4th. I wonder how many people have actually got got, you know, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday off. A lot of people take vacation this.

[D]

Time of year in Hawaii. Yeah. Where are you going?

[F]

What are you gonna do?

[C]

I'm not doing nothing.

[D]

I ain't gonna do nothing.

[C]

I'm gonna work. I'm coming to work. Okay. You know, I'll see you here. Yeah.

[D]

No, I won't be here, actually. I'm going to the beach.

[C]

Morning, George. Morning, Ralph.

[B]

Morning, Ralph.

[C]

We'll be here. Right, Time to make the donuts. It's a big birthday week for a Lot of our favorite people. Tom Cruise turns 57 years young this week.

[D]

You think he's gonna do that fight thing with Bieber? I know we have some audio about.

[C]

That later, but is that crazy or is that crazy?

[D]

I think it's Internet hype. Well, it's clickbait.

[C]

It's clickbait. Justin Bieber put out. This has been like four weeks ago now. Justin Bieber more or less outright challenged Tom Cruise to a mixed martial arts fight.

[D]

Okay, there's audio of him actually saying that. Or was that all made up too?

[C]

No, there's audio of him saying that he literally did it. And then a couple days later he backtracked a bit and said, well, I was just, you know, playing. It was just, you know, something for Instagram, just something to put out there online. Now since then there have been some developments and we'll talk about that later on the show. But Tom Cruise, listen, whatever you can say about him, he does a lot of his own stunts.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

In those Mission Impossible, in other movies.

[D]

He's very much a man's man.

[C]

I believe he can take the Bieber. Oh.

[D]

If he knew this is gonna be a fight and this is gonna be real. He trained, right?

[B]

I mean, he's.

[D]

He's nuts. As far as training for films and training for roles.

[C]

I mean, not only Justin Bieber's Canadian.

[D]

How old is Tom Cruise again?

[C]

57.

[B]

Damn.

[C]

As of this week.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

Justin Bieber is no Nicole Kidman. Okay, so what? I think Tom Cruise can take this one. I think he can do it. Dan Aykroyd, who I love to death. One of the. One of the long lost Blues Brothers in an original not ready for Primetime Player.

[D]

What's he doing these days?

[C]

He's looking for UFOs.

[B]

Last I heard that his show.

[C]

Dan Aykroyd, 67. This week. Larry David, who we all dig on Curb youb Enthusiasm is. You want to guess his age?

[D]

He's going to be 73.

[C]

Pretty, pretty, pretty close.

[D]

Was that close?

[C]

72. A couple of old rock and rollers on our list. Huey Lewis turns 69.

[B]

Dude.

[C]

Debbie Harry Blondie is 74. And still quite a striking young woman.

[D]

She is indeed.

[C]

Former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson will be 53 this week.

[B]

Get out of here.

[C]

And there are beauties all over the place. Our. Our esteemed host, John Clay Wolf's favorite actress. Margot Roby.

[D]

That's his favorite.

[C]

She's so. She's so gorgeous in Wolf of Wall Street.

[D]

Sultry.

[C]

And I know everybody's geeked out about her. Her Portrayal of Harley Quinn, you know. But Margot Roby, 29. 29 is still a lot of.

[B]

Who's Harley Quinn?

[C]

Margo Roby. Pamela Anderson, who was a Baywatch actress and frequently married to rock stars from time to time, turns 52 this week. And my favorite of the bunch, Lindsay Lohan. Little Lindsay. It was the only. The only really genuinely attractive actress with a deeper voice than mine is 33.

[D]

This week going on 70.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you think Pam Anderson.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Is cavernous or do you think Tommy Lee is really that big?

[D]

I believe you've seen the video. Tommy's that big.

[C]

Yeah. Probably bit of both at this late date. I don't know if she started cavernous.

[B]

Have you ever bored out. Have you ever worked at the top end of a motor? You ever poured out a cylinder?

[C]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[B]

You've done it.

[C]

Well, I mean, I've been there.

[B]

Yeah. Me board the cylinder out. I mean that old Tommy Lee still.

[C]

Remember that rumbling sound.

[B]

He's a. He's a human piece of engineering and quite.

[C]

And quite a drummer.

[B]

He.

[C]

But that's a drummer thing.

[B]

If he went to the machine shop, he could charge for his time and his tools.

[C]

Here's the thing in. In the circle of rock and roll music. Absolutely true. They say drummers are in diamond dozen. Right. Almost as. Almost as plentiful as bass players in the world of rock and roll. But there's a thing about drummers. You know, there are a lot of drummers out there, but all drummers have. Have share certain qualities and I, I think that's one of them.

[B]

Oh, you think they're all hung like a mule.

[C]

Yeah. Urban legend perhaps. I don't know.

[B]

There was a story about drummers in the Onion yesterday.

[D]

In the Onion, Once again, John's favorite news source.

[B]

It says that it is. It's proven that 97 of bands think that they might be able to. That their drummer could be just a little bit better.

[C]

Sure. There you go.

[B]

97 of the bands out there think their drummers. Okay. But they've still got an eye open looking for a little bit better. It's the absolute true. If he could just get that rhythm a little tighter.

[D]

Right.

[B]

And go with a different tempo, I think it would take us to the next. I think it would take us to the next level.

[C]

We can't all be Neil Perd, can we?

[B]

Is it the 4th of July yet?

[D]

It is almost.

[B]

Almost there.

[D]

It's coming up Thursday.

[B]

Thursday.

[F]

Yay.

[D]

What are you going to do? You going out of town?

[B]

I'm going out of town Friday to the Keys.

[D]

Oh, that's right. I'm so jealous.

[B]

I'll be coming at you from a boat next week.

[D]

Yeah, on a huge. Not just a boat, a ship. Yeah, at 100 and something feet, it's a ship.

[B]

That's cool. It's about like Tommy Lee. That's what it's called. Tommy Lee's. Tommy Lee's Rooster. TL Rooster. What's that mean, Daddy?

[D]

You don't want to know.

[B]

You don't want to know. If you'd seen this video Back in.

[C]

91, you'd know that's the name of a bird, son.

[B]

TL Rooster. Gail's Rooster. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Big 100. Good morning. How the hell are you? Washington, D.C. virginia, Maryland, all that good stuff. We have an office up in Manheim, Pennsylvania, where we dispatch our drivers out of. We buy cars in the region. You can go to givemetheven.com and put in your license plate number. If givemetheven.com doesn't beat your CarMax offer, they will send you a check for a hundred dollars. I happen to own the thing as well. I am. I'm like Teal's Rooster. I've got a double header. I do show business. I do show business on Saturdays and I do business business on weekdays.

[C]

But you got a lot of great pitches in your. In your toolkit. That was the slider, folks. Just a bit outside.

[B]

So I. I have. Yeah. I've got this company and we buy cars and you can call into the radio show also. We'll mix it up in 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Give me year, make, model, miles. Year make, model, miles, and average rough for cleaning. I'll tell you what, I'll pay for it. We'll show up at your house with a check. If you don't believe me, Google, give me the VIN reviews and you'll see that we do this thousands upon thousands upon thousands of time. We sold a bunch of cools at Manheim this week. Up in PA yesterday, a bunch of good cars. The market was a little bit lighter, but we had a forerunner FJ Cruiser, lifted one. And a CTSV wagon and a Rolls Wraith and a Rolls Ghost.

[D]

And what do you get those specific cars out of D.C. somewhere proper like Virginia.

[B]

It's all Virginia. It's all in Maryland. We rarely see the address on the customer. Dc, dc yeah. No, not very often. More.

[D]

Nothing on Pennsylvania Avenue.

[B]

No. Baltimore. Good Morning Baltimore. But yeah, just rarely do we see. And I figured those. Those Pentagon cars is what we'd be pulling out of there all the time. We actually, our drivers were at the Pentagon the other day trying to get in to do a transaction with a guy on a. Really? Yeah, on a Maserati.

[D]

How'd that work out?

[B]

He was a prick. He had an attitude. Really? Yeah. I'll get to you when I can.

[D]

Do you know who I am?

[B]

Exactly. And my guy's like, listen, we're in the Pentagon, sir. We gave you $80,000 for this car a week. You know, a week ago when we finally scheduled this delivery around your schedule to pick it up. We've driven down from Mannheim Penns. And we're gonna pick this car up.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'm gonna sit here for 30 more minutes. And if you don't come out here and open this gate, then I'm leaving. And you can bring it to me. But every day that you don't bring it to me, it's going to cost you $300. Because the car is melting in value.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And they some bitch open the gate and let us in. Yep.

[D]

Automatic.

[B]

And we gave him his check and everybody's happy. What's up in the traffic traffic wise?

[D]

Let's see here in D.C. proper, 295 southbound between 695 and Suitland Parkway, left lanes just getting by. That's just a work zone though. No big deal. In Maryland, we were speaking of i7 eastbound at US 40. That's the Indian Springs Parkway. All the traffic is stopp there. There's a vehicle fire, so watch out for that one. And in Virginia, George Washington Parkway northbound after Spout Run Parkway. The left lane's getting by. That is simply a work zone. Going to be a little rain today though. Going to be warm, cloudy, 95 and some showers. It is 79 now at big 100 in the John Clee Wolf Show. 79 degrees currently and cloudy and going to be, like I said, maybe about a 40% chance of showers off and on throughout the day.

[B]

Is it going to be hot or.

[D]

It'S going to be here in the 90s.

[B]

I wasn't listening to you.

[C]

Rough riding ever do since I talked.

[D]

That's why I could say anything, literally. John's home number is 21 4.

[B]

Go screw yourself, San Diego. Hey JD as long as you're running the board, why don't you turn on the timer? Why?

[D]

So we know just now got to the point where I should turn on the. Yes.

[B]

Oh wow. Why What, Bob? Why should he do it today?

[C]

Why the hate for San Diego?

[B]

Oh, no. It's Ron Burgundy, an anchorman.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

They changed his cue cards.

[D]

Of all people, San Diego, to not get a movie line. I said, baba's the. The ultimate. I'm a little off Encyclopedia.

[B]

He told San Diego to go F themselves.

[D]

They put anything that he'd read, anything on the prompter. So they put that up there and he read it.

[C]

Huh.

[B]

You don't remember the movie?

[C]

I've. I've seen, like, part two four times.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Hey, if you want to talk about some. JD knows something about.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

What's that? Airplane. Airplane.

[D]

Airplane. Scuba, Alcoholism, Alcoholism.

[B]

Airplanes, alcoholism. Swinging lifestyle is UFOs. Navy pilot spots UFOs over Florida coast.

[C]

Yeah, that. That actually. That actually happened a couple years ago, and he. He actually took some cell phone video while he was in the cockpit. And he's just come out recently and has posted a video about. It's pretty. Pretty wild stuff. The audio is. Is really something to hear.

[B]

You wanna hear it?

[D]

Oh, here we go.

[B]

I remember really, like, panicking like this. The fear that you always think about, like, in your dreams, where it, like, paralyzes you. That's kind of what I felt, mixed with excitement, because when you see something like that, you know, there's definitely a mixed emotions that run through you. First is probably fear. Second is kind of like, whoa, like, am I really seeing this? There's a whole fleet of them.

[C]

Look on the sa.

[B]

I'm thinking, God, I don't want to be that guy being looked at, seeing the ufo. You know, I didn't get abducted. Nothing probed. I just wanted to. You know, I just wanted to put out there what I saw, you know, because I saw my own two nights. I'm a very sane person.

[D]

And you wonder why the government now is choosing to come out and say this. I mean, this has been going on since the 50s. Before that, maybe.

[B]

So this was the government releasing this guy's story?

[D]

Yeah, finally.

[C]

Yeah, they finally said it was okay.

[D]

They showed the video and, you know, they released it.

[B]

And did they. Are they saying we believe this happened, too? In a sense.

[C]

They're just saying we're not going to go out of our way to hide it. And that's. That's a. That's a bit of a change.

[B]

It's. It's a gltbzo world. Yes, it is.

[D]

Gltzbo.

[B]

Wnba, just come on out of the closet. We are tired of. We are tired of making up excuses for un. For Uncle Smitty.

[D]

We're just tired.

[B]

Expensive. It. It causes a lot of pain.

[C]

I got a lecture over this yesterday. When I was a kid, there's a guy that I went to school with, a very good friend of mine. And he and his brother and their father drove back from New Mexico late at night one night and they saw something in the sky behind them. And they got to Hobbs and they got to Lubbock, and they got. The further they went, the closer this thing got to them, but literally followed them halfway across Texas. And, you know, we lived in North Texas. And I called him yesterday and said, would you come on the air and tell us that story? He said, no, I will not. Because one, it'll make, you know, UFO believers. It'll give them some flat earth, some flat earth reasoning, and second, it'll hack off the what anti science community. God takes himself very seriously these days. And that was. I love that story. You know, when we were kids, they said, I've never seen anything like this.

[B]

Well, UFOs. Yeah, me neither.

[C]

And I've been just as high as high can high. And I've never, you know, I've never. I've never seen anything.

[B]

DJ Prek. Do you believe in UFOs and extraterrestrial people around Earth and do what I tell you?

[C]

What?

[E]

I. I think that there's life out there. You know what I'm saying? I mean, the universe is too big. You know, I'm pretty fly myself and I ain't never seen no UFOs up in the sky.

[B]

I didn't know what the overall club vibe was for white Black people. Regarding UFOs.

[E]

We don't deal with a lot of science fiction, man. You know, too busy in these streets.

[B]

What about dog? I mean, I know, like dogs. Do you have a higher fear of dogs as a white black man than a normal white man?

[E]

Nah, my. My white side is on the dog side. Anytime I'm seeing a dog, I'm like, oh, a little puppy.

[B]

And. And as a white black man, what do you like? If I pushed you in the pool, would it bother you more than it would have before you became half black?

[E]

Well, first question is, why the hell are you pushing me in the damn pool? But I can swim.

[B]

I know you can swim.

[E]

Hey, but if you can't swim, you're bound to drizzle, baby.

[B]

I just wonder, you know, as a white black man, are you more fearful of water than you were before you when you were all white?

[C]

Oh, that's.

[E]

No, hell no, man. Come on, you can't Hit me with all these stereotypes, man.

[B]

Okay. My name's John Claywolf.

[C]

I was just going to say that's a bit of a stereotype.

[D]

I didn't know that was on.

[B]

And this is our little Diddy. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[E]

This is a house that Jack.

[A]

We now return, remember the sound, to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

See, now, that's a good song, J.

[D]

That's a good tune.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Good morning, everyone. Big 100 DC. How the hell are you? It's gonna be hot and sweaty outside. Sweaty. That's okay. If you're with a woman, it's not worth a damn. If you're in the jungle.

[D]

Full of the movie quotes.

[C]

You know, I wonder about. Especially this week, we talk to people in Vegas. You know, we have stations in Vegas that join us later in the program. And we're always asking, you know, do you go to the casinos all the time? I mean, if you live in Vegas, you're not experiencing the same Vegas that we do when we go out there and party. Right. In D.C. this week, Democratic primary week, I wonder, is there a different mode of traffic or people from out of town that you don't normally see, or are they abuzz with it? Or is it just commonplace for people living in the. In the nation's capital.

[B]

Kind of like a big hockey team, Like a big hockey game being played in Dallas.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That people all over the country might be watching it. Oh, good God, the hockey fans. But no one in Dallas gives a s. Okay, that's a great question. 800-800-7234, listeners out there in D.C. remember, we're in Texas, we're in Dallas, and I've never even been to D.C. i was supposed to go, but American Airlines sucks so bad. So bad. I had my whole family lined up, bought the tickets. We're sitting there, stalled out what could happen for three hours, Stalled out for three more hours. Stalled out for the. I would like to go somewhere else with my family for spring break.

[D]

Other.

[B]

Than this gate, if you don't pull those pixie sticks out of your hair, I'm gonna stab you in them. Yeah, she just loaded today. I was just like, can we go to San Francisco? Well, that'll be another. That's a ticket change. I'm like, what's it.

[D]

Oh, you want to go to a different town?

[B]

Well, yeah.

[D]

They got a problem with that?

[B]

Yeah. Why? They ruined my trip.

[D]

You know, you're right. You get a point. If you can't get me to where I Was going, how about you send.

[B]

Me just somewhere else? That's all I wanted.

[D]

Never thought of that.

[B]

That was it.

[D]

Yeah. There. That's above their pay grade.

[B]

Sorry. Yeah, well, they need to get somebody, a maitre d in the restaurant that can make on the fly calls to help save their brand. In American Airlines. I'm talking about you.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

As a. All over my Facebook feed, I see my friends bitching about aa. Not Alcoholics Anonymous, but American.

[D]

And I've seen more of that in the last six years, six months to a year than I ever saw before. There's always somebody mad at an airline.

[B]

But this is consistent, consistent, consistent, consistent. There's a problem with American Airlines. They don't realize that they're American Airlines. They think that. They don't realize that they're Cadillac. They think they're Kia now. And they're telling people to pound sand all the time. I mean, American Airlines is not Chevrolet. It's Cadillac. It was. That's what it was. That's what it's supposed to be. And they're wrecking out their brand. Good morning, Fredericksburg. How are you?

[F]

I'm good.

[G]

How are you?

[B]

Good, Good. Tell us.

[G]

So y' all were asking how. You're asking how the traffic is in D.C. right now.

[B]

What we were asking is, like, when a big Democratic primary. Like this week. Not primary, the primary.

[C]

Debates.

[B]

Debates.

[C]

Go ahead, Bob. Where this week? I mean, did you notice anything different about living in that part of the world? I mean, I know you're in Fredericksburg. No.

[G]

And it's. Well, no, I live in Alexandria. I have the area code, and I work in D.C. and it was actually better because so many people are leaving for Fourth of July.

[B]

Mm.

[C]

Perfect time for it.

[G]

So traffic was actually. Yeah. Actually better. I'm sure, like in the city right in front of where it's happening, there might be a little bit of traffic, but most people are just getting out of town as of last Thursday, and they're not going to get back until two Mondays from tomorrow. Today after tomorrow.

[B]

Where does everyone go? Where is. Where are the vacation spots?

[G]

Probably Outer Banks, North Carolina. People rent big houses down there. I know some people went out to Yellowstone. Some people go to. Yeah. Ocean City and up north. They go everywhere.

[B]

So what do you do in D.C. what's your job?

[G]

I do government contracting.

[B]

I'd like to get one of those.

[G]

Yeah, it's. It's a good business if you can find a good company to work for. But it's very cutthroat.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

So you kind of always have to have a couple game plans to fall back on.

[B]

I'd like to. I'd like to make. I'd like to get into weaponry. Everybody I know in the weapons business is really rich. Government contracts. And I'm not trying to. I mean, as stupid as Tony Stark sounds, I mean, it's really that dumb.

[G]

Yeah, yeah. I think that's a common mis. It's a common misconception that we're all very wealthy because of the weapons contractors. Not everyone gets that kind of money out of Congress.

[B]

We've got a hater on line one. I love the haters. Hey, John, I think you suck, but let's go ahead and hear we out. Go ahead.

[C]

Good morning.

[F]

I just think it's a bunch of dribble. I like to hear music instead of you just flapping your gums.

[B]

Why don't you get on my job and flap your gums.

[F]

If you had one, but you got a slit.

[B]

Oh, oh, oh.

[C]

Well, coming from you, that really hurts.

[B]

I'm a government contractor. I make bombs. Oh, that's funny. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

Happy Independence Day, John.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, it's fine. This is the Rolling Stones and we're playing it for John and Marilyn with the slit.

[E]

This is a house that jack bu.

[A]

We now return remember the sound to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

JD I hope you got this worked out before the next hour. That was the last intro, by the way, but it's okay.

[C]

We liked it so much that we played it two times.

[B]

You know, maybe we should be on Best of this weekend.

[C]

There's nothing in the world more broken or depraved than an angry music fan in West Virginia.

[B]

I'm tired of hearing you flapping your gun, boy. There's nothing better than it being at a hillbilly party and the old guy gets drunk. He's on. He's on beer number eight. What are you looking at?

[D]

Oh, God, here we go.

[B]

What are you looking at? So that them's there is fighting words.

[D]

That's how it begins.

[C]

Well, then again though, John, you know you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

[B]

DJ Pre K. Yo, yo, what's crack lacking as a white black man? I'm interviewing you today, by the way. Oh, okay. What's up?

[C]

What's up?

[E]

So, interviewing me for a raise, like when you're walk.

[B]

When you're at the parties? Yeah, late night parties. And they're primarily African American late night parties Sometimes. Do they Give you the shoulder bump, like the redneck bump, to try to call you off because you're a whitey man? Hell no, man.

[E]

The ghetto got love for me, baby.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I never had nobody step to me like that, man.

[C]

Did you.

[B]

Did you have to prove. Did you have to work your way to that point?

[E]

Nah, man. You know, I came in the game. You know, they got the same real recognized real.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

You know, and I've been 10 toes down from the jump, so, you know, I've been solid, not salad. So, you know, they. They got love for me.

[B]

Did you have to take one of their girls, one of their big girls to the mat so that they would. Was that part of your initiation?

[E]

Hey, I'll tell you what. That, that's really what. What gets. That's what it gets you some hate as a white boy once you start. Start pulling the, you know, chocolate queens. Yeah, they don't like that. But hey, man, those white boys got to get it too, baby.

[B]

That'll get you some haters. Good morning. You're on the Air, Herndon, Virginia.

[F]

I was wondering about my 1976 Grand Prix.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Does it have the A76? So old does that. Is it all covered in rust?

[F]

2 bad rust spots because the bottom top is shocked.

[B]

Right. That car is probably worth nothing. I don't think it has any intrinsic value to anyone for anything. I'm serious. You know, there's cars that are worth rebuilding and there's cars that are not. And that falls into the are not category. Is it a four door or two door?

[F]

Yes. Yeah. In that age.

[B]

Right. Does it have the back. What year did they stop doing it? Where the back glass came together in that weird point. So there was a hatchback version, huh?

[F]

Yeah. I have no clue. This one was special order by a little old veggie. It's supposed to have a 400 or 454.

[B]

Hang on, hang on. I've got. I've got a specialist on old cars. He's more into old trucks because he's. He lives in the country. Narvel, come here. Narvel, come here. Help this man.

[C]

Hey, John, what's going on?

[B]

Help this man with his Grand Prix.

[C]

Oh, he's got the Grand Prix.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

What.

[F]

What year grand prix. That's right. 76. 1976. 48,000 original miles.

[C]

Who is she getting there? I think. You know, one time I was gonna meet my brother Bill is going down the store for some Copenhagen and we seen the Grand Prix, but it was a 78 and that 78. Done had the good body on it. But my pet duck, Patrice, she prefers the 78. But me and Bill like 78. Like you got. What do you want for that car?

[F]

I take 500.

[C]

Would you trade it for a duck?

[F]

Yes. Mandy.

[C]

No, A duck. Like a duck. Not Patrice. But Patrice got a sister. She's big. She's a big gal.

[F]

Oh, a pose.

[B]

Y' all need some help?

[D]

Seriously.

[C]

But she. She can sing Memory in three octaves.

[B]

I. I was wanting you to talk like him.

[C]

Well, come on, man. You don't want to do that.

[B]

Well, I mean, I don't know.

[C]

I don't know if I can. I don't know.

[B]

I mean, the. The. The call was. I mean, how. I mean, we spent too much time talking about a junk. 77 Grand Prix, so he seemed to have a pretty good personality about it. I thought we could.

[C]

Yeah, you know, that's. That's. That's not a car you sell. That's not a car you ever let go of. I mean, you park that right in the yard.

[B]

That's a car you throw away, right? 808. You know, like, when they see people crush cars. That's. That's the Crusher. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. That's funny.

[C]

That's the strangest thing I think we've had in a long time.

[B]

Hey, what's the deal with CBD oil and pot juice and all that? I think we should have our own Rush Limbaugh. Come talk to us for a minute. I want. I want him to come a little later, too. Do you know how to do that, J.D. how to turn him on and bring him in?

[D]

I believe we do. Yes.

[B]

Here we go.

[C]

John?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Can you hear me okay?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

I've got a new rig here, working on a new microphone. I had a slight accident with the other one.

[D]

What happened to it? Did we want to know?

[C]

Well, long story. My friends Chuck Norris and Hannity the Fool.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Came over. We were playing beer pong. Do you play the beer pong?

[D]

I've heard of it. I don't really play it.

[C]

I'm telling you, you play this with a ping pong ball, and you set your cups on the ping pong table. You have to throw to the other side of the table and make your ball in a cup. When you do, you make that person drink. And look.

[G]

What?

[C]

Don't ever play beer pong with Chuck Norris.

[D]

No.

[C]

My God, he throws hard.

[B]

CBD, oil rush. Marijuana legalization.

[C]

Would you like some? CBD oil is perfectly legal in all 50 states.

[B]

No, it's not.

[C]

Sure it is. CBD oil is just. It's not even. It's like a fake cannabis.

[D]

But people are getting arrested at the airport for having it.

[C]

Well, I mean, of course you can't take it to Toledo.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And you can buy it anywhere.

[B]

Can you?

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

It's not pot.

[B]

What do you think about. So all these states that have voted in pot, but they're mainly medicinal. What do you think about the. Do you think the whole world be going to pot if they legalize pot across the country?

[C]

A slippery slope. The medical marijuana taking over our hearts and minds. And young people. They'll have a smoking section in kindergarten. At least people get their way. I'm. I'm for. Against it.

[B]

You're forginst it?

[C]

Absolutely. Any. Any. Did you catch that little. Little slope slip? Yes, I'm for. Against it. Any.

[D]

Any take on the. The.

[C]

You don't think, though. But, but look, the revenue, the tax revenue from this thing, it's huge.

[B]

But what about all those young entrepreneur pot dealers that it's going to put out of business? I mean, Bobbo himself. Bobbo, you were a pot dealer back in the day.

[C]

Well, you're not kidding. In fact, I still owe Bob.

[D]

Oh, oh, really?

[C]

Is it 100, 180 he owes you. His prices went way up when Colorado legalized, but the quality's there. I'm a fan.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

So if we legalize marijuana across the board, tax it, take the revenue, build casinos, legalize casino gambling everywhere, and what the hell, prostitution as well. That'll create jobs. That'll create a lot of.

[B]

I think we've created a lot of jobs. You know, it's hard to get jobs done right now. Construction projects are difficult to get done right now. Yeah, everybody's working and he scared off all the Mexicans. Well, it's true.

[C]

It's just like a, you know, a bottle of booze. You only sell it in certain places. I think Amsterdam's got a great pattern for this. You can only use it in certain places. You carry it anywhere. The police have no right to search you, which is not the case here.

[B]

Is prostitution legal in Amsterdam?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

I think so.

[D]

Oh, yes.

[B]

Oh, absolutely.

[D]

Oh, yeah. They get. They are. They're in the windows. You go by and pick what you want in the window. Yeah, I got a friend that went there.

[B]

It's like a dot com.

[D]

It is yeah.

[C]

That's outrageous.

[B]

Is that at ikea?

[D]

I don't know about that.

[C]

I'm going, I'm going this week. I got the whole week off rush.

[B]

I'm gonna be in Florida next weekend.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

So I'm going to pick you up. We've got that big boat. We're gonna take a couple of days on and you're in West Palm. We're flying into Key west and you're, you're gonna drive down to West Palm. Are you gonna take a helicopter there.

[C]

You go, stop on by.

[B]

No, you're getting, Remember we talked earlier in the week? And you're gonna take the, you're gonna, we're starting in Stocking island and.

[C]

All right, but happy to. I completely forgot.

[B]

So you're gonna meet us at 5 o' clock on Friday and we're gonna take the boat from Stocking island to Key west and then you're gonna decide if you want to keep going.

[C]

It's like the Russian hooker said, no problemo, senor.

[B]

So are you going to drive across the bridges or are you going to ride a helicopter from your palace to Key west to Stockadelli?

[C]

We'll take the chopper, okay? Absolutely.

[B]

Because if you take the chopper, then you don't want to stay on the boat. Then you can come have the chopper get you off the boat, you little fat man.

[C]

Right. Because I can't drive 55. And you heard it here first, Kids on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Talent on loan from God.

[B]

Are you bringing the drugs?

[C]

I don't want to say. You just have to wait and see. It's going to be a great time, though. I'm bringing Dan Rather, Jimmy Buffett for coming with me.

[D]

Really?

[C]

I will try and load up Hannity. Hannity is such a mammy pampy about these things. He says he'll go. He says he won't go. He can't go. Then he, then he calls me up 15 minutes before, hey, we're still going? Are we still going? I'm like, we, we, we've always been going, Sean.

[B]

We were never not going. Sean. 800-800-7234. Thanks, Rush. Come join us a little bit later, too. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf, and remember, @givemetheven.com not only will we buy your car sight unseen and have an instant bid, but if we miss, if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will send you a check for $100. Now, what that is is a last look to your com, to your CarMax offer. Meaning if my computer bids it at $20,000, you go to CarMax, they bid it at 20,000. 5. Send us their offer if we don't beat it. Listen, dude, I'm running the feed off of this, okay? If I don't beat it, then we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. But. But give us the option for last look. We have drivers all over the place. We'll send them down there to pick it up. Boba, will you take us out?

[C]

Stay right there. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this call now at 800-800-7234. That's 800-800-RODIO.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, hit him up now.

[A]

800, 800 radio.

[C]

I'll probably be lighting your own funeral, you mutt.

[B]

Now time out, jerky.

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

I was born in. Good morning, everyone. What time is it? 8:06. Hey, Dallas. Hey, Houston. Hey, Oklahoma. Our number two in D.C. vegas. What up, Wake up, Vegas. If you're in Vegas and it's. What time is it out there? 6:06am and you're going to work or coming home, I want to hear from you right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I love this early time in the morning because we can talk to people on both ends of the country and it's actually a different vibe.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

9:00 clock in D.C. 6:00am in Vegas. It's a different part of the country. Claire in Virginia. Good morning.

[G]

Hi.

[B]

Hi.

[G]

Good morning.

[B]

What you got, honey?

[G]

You were talking prostitutes and about Ikea.

[B]

I was talking about prostitutes.

[G]

I was talking about getting them at ikea.

[B]

Oh, buying prostitutes at ikea. Okay. Yes, ma'.

[C]

Am.

[G]

Yeah. And I've shopped at Ikea many, many times, both in the store and on the website. And I'm pretty. You can't get prostitutes at ikea.

[B]

That's because you're on the wrong portal. You need to go to the Holland version. See, Ikea is a Swedish company and they're worldwide. But in Holland, in Dutch, in Deutsche, Deutschland and Germany, they sell prostitutes.

[G]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Now, I don't know if you have to pay tax on them when you ship them over here, but.

[G]

Okay, do know that. Well, maybe I'll check out the.

[B]

And unlike most IKEA appliances, these are very simple to put together.

[G]

Okay? Maybe I'll check out the Holland website next time I'm looking for something just to see what I can see.

[B]

Just remember to have.

[G]

Maybe I didn't want to put it.

[B]

Remember to have Google Translate up because they only speak Swedish even though, even though they're in Holland and there should be speaking Dutch. But when you bring them over here, it's no OBEs. It's all sweet. Thank you, Claire. Glad we cleared that up. Swedish prostitutes at ikea only through the Dutch portal.

[C]

Right. Google Translate. I'm taking notes on this.

[B]

Good.

[C]

What a. What a great gal, Claire.

[B]

She is a great gal, Claire. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The cold. What a great tune. Are you going to. Okay. Baton Rouge, Louisiana, this car show, week after next, Right. What's the verdict?

[C]

I've got engineers looking. Here's, here's my main concern is getting phone calls.

[B]

Good morning Baton Rouge.

[C]

And are you talking about just you going out there?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I know he sprung it on us a week ago, right. And this thing's been planned for a long time. They want us to go do a live, live in person at the, the Canes Raising Cane Center. There's some big car show. It's all sold out. I think it's gonna be a big event. I don't think it's some half ass deal.

[C]

No, it's. It's a big car show.

[B]

Yeah. And it's indoors. It's Saturday. Not this, not coming up, but the next. So it's like. But was that July, is that July 12th or 13th? But the problem is, is we're starting in Denver on KBPI in KBPL that same day.

[C]

Correct.

[B]

So that's a lot to do.

[C]

Well, you know, to have your first show in any market, a remote, you know, with, with all those uncertainties, you know, and I'm not sure how to get the callers out to us there. I mean we can, we can broadcast from there to here, no problem.

[B]

Well, that's what we do. That's the only way we can do it. That's always the only when we remote. And that's what I was explaining to Doug. We have to kick back to the studio. It's always going to kick back to the studio.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

He was like, can't we jump it and go straight to Westwood One? No, we cannot.

[C]

Yeah, we've got a broadcast here and it'll go out from here. So the calls come in here too.

[B]

Right.

[C]

So we'll have somebody here to translate.

[B]

We've done this a lot, Bob. We got on an airplane and went to Houston a few years ago. Everything always hubs into here. Yeah, we have a person here. So anytime we're working on it, just forget any. Any ideas or conversations about jumping Westwood One and running it out of their studio.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Okay. Because I'm trying to fit my. And you know, I'm not a strictly technical guy.

[B]

Right.

[C]

And, you know, Turley's. Turley's out this week having a little time off. But, yeah, we should. We should talk about, you know, that's. That's what I was thinking. How do we get the calls in?

[B]

Debbie does Dallas. She's in Las Vegas. Good morning, Debbie. What are you doing?

[G]

Good morning.

[F]

I am driving home from work.

[B]

Where have you been? Hey, roll your window up. I know. I know you're smoking and I know you don't want to get the smoke smell on you, but roll your window up so we can hear you.

[F]

You know what? I'm in a Ford Field confusion and my windows are rolled up. Let me try turning the AC off, if that helps you. I'm going through the tunnel under the airport.

[B]

Oh, that's in McCarran International, heading back to the. Heading out of the Strip. So have you been up? Tell me your.

[F]

I just got done.

[B]

Tell me you're a dancer. Just lie to me. Lie to me. Tell me you're a dancer. Everybody probably wishes I was. Said no.

[F]

Set up. Not a dancer.

[B]

What do you do?

[F]

Well, yeah, my fun job is at the Hard Rock Hotel working the concerts.

[B]

Okay, so what was the action like last night at the casinos in Vegas? Was it a light night? Friday night you worked the overnight. You're coming off of work. Was it heavy, light or medium flow?

[F]

I couldn't tell you because I was at the joint at the Hard Rocks.

[B]

So.

[F]

I was working a concert last night.

[C]

Who was playing?

[F]

And then I had to. It was Mastodon and Cohen and Cambria.

[B]

Go by our office in a few hours or when you. When you go to sleep and wake up, go by and see our guys. It's off Sahara Drive, across the street from Carmax, next to Jackpot. Joanie's over there by Vamps. Give me the VIN's office. Go over there and tell. Yeah, I won't be there. I'm in. I'm in Dallas. But we have three guys are over there and Freddie. Freddie from the Point will be there and from the Point radio and Go over there and tell them to give him your. Sell that T shirt and we'll get you a bumper sticker. Charles in Vegas.

[F]

Hey, what's up?

[B]

Not much. Were you out last night?

[F]

Can you hear? Actually not. I mean, I've been getting up to go to work at 1, at 5 o' clock in the morning. So I do nothing, nothing but sleep. I don't party in this town. You've been here. You know the locals don't go out and hang out with all those Californians.

[B]

Those goddamn Californians. Why don't you just go shoot them?

[C]

No, no.

[F]

I hear the boys in Texas are complaining about it. Moving here too.

[B]

Yeah, the, the. They're all moving here. Everybody's moving to Texas to jump the taxes and for the work. I know, it's just that simple.

[F]

Same thing here in Vegas, man. They come over here, they can sell those crack houses for $2 million, come over here and buy five and make up all the space they want.

[B]

May you step all over him or let him finish his sentence? Go ahead.

[C]

May I interject for a moment? Don't anybody shoot anybody, ever. Don't anybody ever shoot anybody from anywhere for any reason.

[B]

Sorry, go ahead. Oh, Bob, I was, I was, I was just making a joke about California. I know, but. But I guess in Vegas it's not funny. You're right. You're right. That's bad taste. I take it all back. Hey, I didn't mean it. Vegas. The laws in Vegas in Nevada are similar to that of Texas as far as the tax code. So is that why everybody's pouring into the desert into a prostitution gambling desert?

[F]

Yeah, speaking of that, I got to go down. I'm two blocks from the Ikea. I need to go down and check and see if they have the Dutch menu available.

[B]

They might have the Dutch menu available, especially in ikea. I mean in, in Nevada where it is legal outside the city limits. And if not, you can go to the Reno Ikea. The Reno Ikea? Where, where the brothels are allowed. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Okay. You know, if my, if my in laws weren't the. From Abba, I wouldn't know.

[D]

All these little tricks, all the stuff you have insider, are they still in town?

[B]

They're coming in town July 3rd. Oh, boy. Not my. Wait a minute.

[D]

They're coming in town July 3rd and you're going to Florida.

[B]

I'm getting smarter. I'm getting smarter. Yeah, I, I'm. I. My in laws, my mother in laws, my wife's grandmother's sister is Agathina.

[C]

From grandmother.

[B]

Right. She is not coming, but everybody Else.

[D]

Everybody else is. And do they walk around the house doing the version of Burnders?

[B]

No. Yes. Oh, talking that gibberish. Absolutely. Absolutely. I don't know a damn thing they're saying.

[D]

And they're laughing, pointing at you.

[B]

Yes.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

800-800-7234. 808. Oh, my God. The biggest pile of junk we've ever had on the radio. DJ Put him on hold. Now I. I see all I need to see. An 04 Focus.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, my God. What are you thinking calling me on the radio with an 04 Focus with150,000 miles? Wow. What do you expect me to say? What? What?

[G]

I don't know.

[F]

I expect you to come get it out of my driveway.

[B]

I mean, what are you going to pay me to come get it?

[F]

I don't know.

[G]

I don't know.

[F]

I'll give you a couple bucks.

[B]

Okay. D.J. i got your free car. I'm gonna put you on hold. Hang on a second. Dj, I got your free car. Oh, he hung up.

[D]

Where was it? Do we even know? In the desert.

[B]

Does it even matter?

[D]

No, it doesn't.

[B]

An 04 Ford Ferkus might make it funnier. 800-800-7234. Rebecca, good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Yes, sir. I call. I sent my car through givemethevin.com and I just wanted to say that the experience was phenomenal. I was very pleased with what I was offered for my car, and I just think they did an amazing job.

[B]

What did we buy from you? What kind of car?

[G]

It was a 2015 Ford GT that had, God, it was like 14,000 miles on her. She was race red with a black stripe.

[B]

We bought that car. You called. You called.

[G]

You did.

[F]

You bought it.

[B]

You called me on this car two months ago. I remember talking to you. You're in the real estate business.

[G]

I did. I did, yes. Yes, I did. And it took me a while to be able to part from her, but she. I just couldn't take her out. I was too afraid. I felt she was so special that I was like, you know, I need to let someone else enjoy this car that I was too afraid to do. And so I. I hope my baby's out there having a great time. And y' all did a wonderful job with the sale.

[B]

Thanks, Colin and Beck. All right, great. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yeah, I'm going out of town when they lost show up. I'm getting smarter.

[D]

They're coming in. You're Going out?

[B]

Well, I'm taking my wife with me. Oh, okay. Yes.

[D]

Parents at the house.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Watching the kids.

[B]

Finally. Brilliant. Finally. Finally.

[D]

Good job.

[B]

It's only taken, you know, my oldest kid's 15 years. It's only taken. And my oldest Danish kids, 13 years.

[C]

Yeah, that's normal mode, though, right? That's what we always did. You go on vacation, you know, grandparents come watch.

[B]

Well, that's what she was like. Well, you know, I can't leave. My mom's just getting here. Like, why can't the grandparents watch the kids for four effing days?

[D]

Right?

[B]

Excuse me. Dump the effing. Okay, don't dump. God damn it. You said dump it, and I waved you off. Holy.

[D]

I give up.

[B]

Okay, look, it's dark in here.

[D]

This is waving off, okay?

[C]

Right.

[B]

And you hit it twice. You knocked out like a minute.

[D]

So start again.

[B]

I don't even know the par.

[D]

The grandparents are in town, going to watch the kids for a few days.

[B]

Right.

[D]

I can follow your story better than you can.

[C]

Or effing days.

[B]

Go ahead and tell them. This is waving off, bud.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

That's waving off.

[D]

Don't.

[C]

Don't dump it.

[D]

Thank you, Babo. Thank you for seeing the absurdity of that.

[C]

Well, I'm far enough away that I could. I could see the full perspective.

[B]

Corpus Christi, good morning.

[C]

You're on there.

[B]

Can somebody come run the board?

[D]

Anybody? Anybody?

[B]

Jd? JD Wants to move to Corpus Christi. Actually, do you suggest that he goes by 8:30?

[F]

Right now I'm driving a 98 Tacoma with 80, 000 miles on it. And I'm making money mowing lawns.

[B]

Go, go. Load it into the website. Givemetheven.com I need to see the paint because it's all about if there's. If it's a 1990.

[F]

1998.

[B]

Okay, that's 98. That's better. Load it up into givemetheven.com. i'll buy it. Ain't scared. I ain't scared. I ain't scared. San Antonio. Austin, Louisiana. Hearst, Texas. Oh, it's so funny. It's not funny. It's true. When Jay in Hearst, Texas, his car. I'm looking at the board, it says 17 Kia Forte with 28. I just thought, he's buried. And the note is he has a question about being upside down. Jay, there's no question you're going to be upside down if you own a 17 Kia Forte. It's just like, part of it.

[F]

I know you don't like tears.

[B]

No, I don't dislike Him. It's just. It's just like Suzuki's. It's just. I mean. I mean. Yeah, you're right. I don't like kids. I'm sorry. Let's. Let's retract. I don't like kids. So here's what I do with it.

[F]

I co. Sign for my daughter who stiffed me, so I'm stuck with it. I need to get out. I don't know how to get out from underneath it. Since I'm a doubt.

[B]

How old is she?

[F]

Just 31.

[B]

Your daughter?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Does she have.

[F]

And so she pretty much left the state and left the car in front of the house and hadn't paid for it. Doesn't give me money for payment. So I'm. Since I co signed, I'm sort of stuck.

[B]

Does she have grandkids? Does she have your grandkids?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, what. What's she driving?

[F]

Nothing. She moved to California.

[B]

She going to go pay more taxes.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Why did she move to.

[F]

Why did she in state income tax?

[B]

Why. Why did she move to California?

[F]

You know, it's. How do I say it? Substance abuse. She's messed up.

[B]

Oh, is she out there in a rehab?

[F]

Yeah, I know. I have just took off to go live with mommy.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

So.

[B]

Yeah. Being upside down. I don't know, man. I mean, I don't even know your payoff. I'm just telling you you're at least 5,000 upside down for sure.

[F]

Whatever that I am, I'm probably. I'm way more upside down than I am right side up. And is there a way to get a. Is there anyone that would buy it, pay it off and finance me the rest so I don't have a stupid car payment for something that I just turned in or just let him repo it and screw my credit.

[B]

Let them repo it and screw your credit or keep making the payments and put it on somebody else. Yeah. There's no way to magically poop $5,000. It's just you call Dog the Bounty Hunter, he'll come pick it up and pick her up. Speaking of, did you know his wife died? Yep. Beth, cancer.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I thought it was from hair bleach.

[D]

No, it wasn't. Now you never know. There may be a correlation, but we don't know that for sure.

[C]

Yeah, a lot, a lot, a lot of bleach can probably, you know.

[B]

Sure. Got everybody in this company's emailing me this morning. Quit emailing me. I'm on the radio for Christ's sake. Quit sending me business stuff. When I'm on the goddamn radio. Everybody is emailing me this morning. I'm sitting here looking down at my computer. Hey, can you do this? Hey, guess what? I've been doing a radio show for 14 years on Saturday morning. It's not pre recorded. It's live. We're on in 30 cities. We have half a million people. So if you're sending me text messages or emails like we do during the week when I'm working, guess what? I'm on a stage right now in the middle of a guitar riff. So if you want to come out in front of the crowd. Hey, John, can I ask you a question about a O2T bird?

[D]

What are we doing for lunch?

[B]

My God almighty. The hell's going on with everybody? Holy. Okay.

[D]

He's mad at me, by the way. Just yelling at you, Austin.

[B]

An old Saturn. An old Saturn with 110 on it. It's a ion level 10. So Saturday night, I don't know, couple, you know, thousand bucks, 1500 bucks.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't want a bunch of junk. Y' all just take the junk and send it to the website. Give me the vin.com. call me on the real stuff. Like this Debbie in Belton. She's got a 13 RAV4 with 58,000 miles. Good morning.

[G]

Good morning.

[B]

Is your. Is your RAV4 leather or cloth?

[G]

It is leather. It's a limited.

[B]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Cool. What color?

[G]

It is the kind of grayish taupe with a tan interior in 58,000 miles.

[B]

Does it have a clean Carfax?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Does 12 grand buy it?

[G]

No.

[B]

Does 13 grand, does 12, 5 or 13 grand buy it?

[G]

No. I've been offered 14.

[B]

By who?

[G]

CarMax.

[B]

Okay. So do you know what we advertise? If you take a picture of that CarMax letter. If I don't beat it, I'm going to send you a check. If I don't beat it, I'm going to send you a check for a hundred dollars. So do this right now. Take a picture of that. Snap snap. A picture of that Carmax offer. Email. When you go to give me the vin.com, put in your load the form. It takes 45 seconds. There's nothing to it. And in your case, since they've already done an inspection on your car, I don't even need any pictures of it. I can go off of their inspection. If I don't beat that offer, I'm gonna send you a check for $100. So you're gonna be calling me back Next Saturday saying or baby, thank you for the hundred dollars or thank you for giving me more money for my car. Either way, you're gonna come out a winner.

[G]

Alrighty. I will do that this morning.

[B]

Thanks. And the reason, see they carmax had a chance to look at it, sniff the seats. They know how nice it is. I'm buying it side unseen. So I'm 13 grand, but yeah, I'll go 14 grand if it's a sweetheart. And I'll know from the inspection letter.

[D]

In the pictures because they've seen it.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you'd like to sell your car right now in anywhere that you're listening to this show, go to givemetheven.com. give me the v I n.com will bust a check. We'll pay off your payoff or we'll come pick it up right now with a clear title schedule scheduled around your work. However we we pick up or you can bring it to us. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on radio forgivemetheven.com and.

[A]

Now we return to the John clay wolf show presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com we shoveling our noses.

[D]

We're learning spanish. I am a person today, I am a king tomorrow.

[A]

Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO.

[B]

All I got out of the whole deal is I'm Puerto Rican mechanic. This is the John clay wolf show. It's true. That is all I got out of the deal, Bob. Oh, that was a great put back together. So funny with uncle Norman, our crew chief. All I got out of the deal.

[D]

Was a this lousy t shirt and.

[B]

A puerto Rican mechanic.

[C]

And he's a damn good one.

[B]

He is. He's a BSer. He's a great mechanic, but he's a BSer. Yeah, I think he. I think he missed his calling. He should have been in sales. There's two people that make money in this world. That's business owners and salespeople and Norman. Uncle Norman should have been a salesman.

[D]

Should have been saying because he will.

[B]

Sell all of us on his mechanical skills.

[C]

He's. He's a weird combination, you know, of the three, really. I mean, he's. He's like a perfect mix of curly and champ, don't you think? Yep, he's got the footwork, but he's goofy too.

[B]

Hey, Devin, actually on this camaro. I want to see, I want to see it. Can you load it into the website? Givemetheven.com.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What do you want for it? What we take for it?

[F]

I will take probably eight.

[B]

I might buy that car if it's a true. Does it have T tops? No, sir.

[F]

Doesn't have T top.

[B]

What color is it? Oh.

[F]

It'S black with blue flames.

[B]

Let me see it. Load it up. Go to givemethevin.com. it takes 45 seconds. Take a couple of pictures first and then do it on your cell phone. Load it right in and we'll get to it. Thank you. Hey, on the info box, put takes eight in Colleen. A 99 Camaro with a T top and 40,000 miles is a. A V8. Six?

[F]

Yeah, it's a V8. The V8.

[B]

No, no, it's a V8Z28. Is it a Ram Air? Is it a what?

[F]

It has a air intake on the hood.

[B]

Does it say Ram Air?

[F]

Not on the car itself.

[B]

Look at the center caps on the wheels. Are you staring at it right now?

[C]

Hang on.

[F]

I'm going in my garage now.

[B]

Does it say WS6 in the center of the wheels?

[F]

The tires?

[B]

Not the tires, but just the hub. There's a sticker, an emblem in the middle of the hub. If it says WS6, then it's got caps on.

[F]

It's got Chevrolet caps. It's a LS1.5.7. Literally. Yeah. Okay, I can't see the hub.

[B]

Pull it out. Listen. Pull it out of the garage. Will it start?

[F]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[B]

Okay, start it up. Pull it out the sun, wash it off. Take some pictures of it and send it to [e-mail] and I want to buy it, but I need to see what we're looking at first. Take a picture of the ass in. Take a picture. Open the door. Take a picture of the interior. All right, give me the VIN dot com. 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. Okay, DJ Pre K.

[E]

What up?

[B]

It says Andy Cohen. You didn't give me any. Any notes, any. Anything. Who's Andy Cohen? I was told to call out this.

[C]

Guy from junkyard empire.

[B]

Okay, so, D.J. you got to give me some notes. I'm not. I don't watch much tv.

[E]

Hey, I didn't have any notes either. You know that. I got a note said call out. Call Andy at 8.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

Andy, you there?

[F]

I'm here.

[B]

How are you?

[F]

I'm all right, man. Why are you not getting any notes on me?

[B]

I'm just not. I'm having people problems this morning, man.

[F]

Everybody get a new team.

[B]

I've got a great Team. I've got a great team. But for some reason, they don't understand that I do a radio show on Saturdays and that I'm not my normal business self. They're all pounded me with emails and texts. We've got 500 cars we're organizing for the Dallas Auto Auction next Wednesday. We sell 500 cars a week in Dallas. And we sell a lot of cars in Pennsylvania every week as well. And there's a.

[F]

We gotta have a company meeting.

[B]

We got it. But they've got to realize that I do a radio show. So you do a TV show.

[F]

I do a TV show on Motor Trend tv.

[B]

And what day of the week is. I mean, now with cable, everything's so replay and everything. But the main episodes, when are they air?

[F]

So they'll start airing in December, right around Christmas this year. Now, there's tons of reruns on. You can stream them on Amazon on anything right now.

[B]

And I bought your Corvette last week. Is that right?

[F]

You did. You bought my 17 Corvette. It could not have been an easier transaction. I was very surprised. Listen, I sell to Manheim. I sell to tons of wholesalers. But you guys were awesome.

[B]

We really try to take the funk out of it. And everybody's waiting for the hook and the gotcha in the game of a car dealer. Because car dealers just can't help it. In their DNA and their religion, they cannot help but try to throw an elbow at you at closing.

[F]

It's true.

[B]

So we don't. We just don't. And if you look at our Reviews online for givemetheven.com it shows that. But anyway, I'm. I'm not here to plug my wares. I'm glad that you sold us the car. I'm glad it went down smooth. And where do you live?

[F]

I'm in Rockville, Maryland.

[B]

Okay. We sold the car yesterday. I think we made 400 bucks on it. I know we did because I looked at the report last night. We sold 390 cars in PA yesterday. And I found your car because since your name of your show is Junkyard Empire, I was like, God, I hope this thing ended up like a rebuilder.

[F]

No, man, it was a straight car. And don't get me wrong, I get a lot of those, too.

[B]

Right, right, right. Well, when you, when you said this in a while, we did buy one, a Hyundai. And I was looking at the source of it. It was like Joe and Betty Smith, DBA Wonders of the World Auto Repair. And I was like thinking, I mean, I wonder if this car's ever had any. Any accident history.

[F]

Do you ever run into that problem?

[B]

Yeah, I mean, but, you know, if it's got a clean carfax, the clean auto check and everything's straight, it doesn't have any, you know, history from Copart. Copart is really where most of my problems come from. When you're terrible, when you have a clean title insurance car, go through a Copart system, and then they sell it to us and it's not showing up yet. The only two lawsuits I had ever had, and it was me suing them, not them suing me, were over Copart cars. When the dealer knew what they bought and they pawned it off on me as a fake.

[F]

That is the biggest problem with Copart. I have bought, I don't know, thousands of cars from them. And I can't tell you how many cars I have gotten, especially out of New York, that have been hacked, put back together, numbers changed, and they don't. And they won't warranty it. They will say, well, you gotta live with it. Put it back in the sale and eat it, right?

[B]

No, no, I'm not gonna eat it. And when we sell cars, when we buy cars from people and we bought it from you, and I'm sure you signed the document, too, it says at the bottom, if this car's a fake, you're gonna hear from us and you're signing your rights away, basically, floods, salvage, stuff like that. So that's our only hook. But I mean, if they're Iranian, outlaw, good luck. I've got to go. I've got to go to break. We're on the phone with. We're on the phone with Andy Cohen from Junkyard Empire. That airs on what station?

[F]

Motor Trend tv.

[B]

Motor Trend tv. Andy, I want to get more familiar with your show, and you and I need to start working together. I'm glad you called in.

[F]

Absolutely.

[B]

Thanks.

[F]

Absolutely.

[B]

All right, later. My name is John Clay Wolf of By Cars Radio. Forgive me the ven dot com.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[E]

Stacking up that paper, living with mama.

[B]

That's what you call commitment.

[A]

Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Hey, I start to think now, man. Everybody quit emailing me and texting me for in the company with questions. And one of our guys, you take one person out of the fold. This thing's gotten so big.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Martinica's mother passed away, God bless her soul. And he drove to Pennsylvania or flew there to bury her. And he does all the numbering of the lanes. True. So there's a new guy doing it, but we push it digitally last night and he didn't do it. So it's set off all these fire alarms. The auction's calling. I mean there's 500 cars to start staging for next Wednesday and it's not pushed. So everybody's calling and texting. They're hitting me with all this crap and I'm like, hey guys, I got a radio show Saturday morning.

[C]

Johnson.

[B]

What could he be doing? I'm doing the same thing I've been doing for a while. Vegas. Good morning. What time is it in Vegas now? It's nine o' clock here, so seven there. Vegas. If you're a dancer and you're just coming out of the strip joint, if you've done an all night shift, I want to hear from you. I want to hear about it. I can't live that life, right? I'm. I'm old, ugly, married, 27 kids. I want to live vicariously through you. Tell me about it. 800-800-7 2, 3. I think we all do.

[C]

I would say that tall. I think you're fine looking man.

[B]

Mr. Garrison, if there, if there's a, you know, if a dancer's calling in right now heading home from Vegas, maybe she'd like went to somebody's house and did some piece work after the show. Extra credit went, got some extra credit at Wayne Newton's mansion. I wanted to call in, heading home and tell us how it went. Because that's when you'll get the best truest story is right then when she's tired, beat, she's a little high, maybe still coming down off of it from the money she just made. I want to hear about it. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[C]

Clears the mind that, that Don Draper effect.

[D]

We're your friends.

[B]

800, 800 radio. And if you're a crooked politician in D.C. and you'd like to tell the world, see this? Fun being coast to coast, boy.

[D]

Isn't it though?

[B]

You want to tell the world like you want to confess a sin, right? Of our government and your detail work in it. Something you did wrong, man.

[D]

From the government to Vegas, you got all, all the dirty stuff.

[B]

Yeah. Call in and tell us. That's what hungover Saturday mornings are good for.

[C]

Extra credit with that woman.

[B]

It's. It's a hungover Saturday morning confessional. That's what we do.

[D]

Here it come to, brother John.

[B]

Hey, Beth in Houston.

[G]

Hey, how's it going?

[B]

It's pretty good. An 03 excursion with 200,000 miles on it's worth about $1,500, so.

[G]

Is it really?

[B]

Yeah, it's just not worth it.

[F]

Wow.

[G]

That's way more than I expected.

[B]

Go to. Give me the. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Ashley. Ashley. Ashley. Nolan's.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you now? Speaking of other places, I mean, it's like Dick Clark's Rock and Eve. We jump from. We jump from New York City, the Big Apple to New Orleans. An hour delayed. So did you Bourbon street it last night?

[G]

I did indeed.

[B]

Did you really? I was just playing around. So have you been to bed yet?

[G]

Yeah, I did, actually. No, I'm still doing yesterday.

[B]

You have not.

[G]

They say Vegas, but.

[F]

Nah.

[B]

Hey, we all want to hear your story. Can you take it off a speaker so that we can hear you better?

[G]

Oh, I'm not on speaker.

[B]

Okay. Just driving, but it just sounds kind of bad. So have you been to bed yet? Yes or no?

[G]

No.

[F]

No, sir.

[B]

No, sir. You've been to bed, but you didn't go to sleep.

[G]

I know. I haven't been to bed at all. Went to a house party after. Yeah. Been on the couch. Did you put in a bed?

[B]

Did you get lucky last night, yes or no?

[G]

Of course.

[B]

And why are you wanting to sell your car? Did you. Are you wanting to sell your car because you met an older man that made you a promise that he's going to pay for you a new car?

[G]

No, I. I do my own buying and selling other things rely on your man, that's for sure.

[B]

Because if that was the case, I.

[G]

Need a bigger car. I have three kids and my car is just tiny. It's not fitness anymore.

[B]

And where are your kids last night? Are they with your. With. With their dad?

[G]

Their dad passed away there with a babysitter. Oh, my two gay friends actually love SB.

[B]

Well, a 10 Hyundai Genesis with 135,000 miles with a roof is, I think, a Genesis. A Genesis. A Genesis. I'm trying to think of what body style that is in 10. I think it's worth 4,000. I think. I think it's worth 4 thousand. Take a picture of the car. Take a picture. Here's what I want from you. I want a hungover picture of you right now. I want you to pull over. I want you to pull over and I want you to get someone to take ensemble. I want someone to get a picture of you with the car right now and then submit it to givemetheven.com and buyers that work for us. Whoever gets that picture, please send it to me. Because I want to see Ashley in all of her hungover glory with her lucky face. Lucky face on. Okay, fff. Fresh face.

[D]

I gotcha.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Lionel in Midland, Texas. So when a. When a. Yes, sir, I see.05 Ford Taurus with odometer doesn't work. And what that is is TMU true Miles unknown. Even if you know, legally, it's still TMU. But remember this, everybody. We're in 2019, so you go back 10 years. Anything older than 10 years is exempt on the miles anyway. But that car needs to be sold out there. I don't want to drag that thing back to Dallas. It's a hunk of junko. It's a 500 rig. Okay? I'll tell you when to break. I see. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars on this station right here.

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[B]

Starring John Clay Wolf.

[C]

With JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown.

[B]

And featuring DJ Prek, Rush Limbo, Keith.

[C]

Richards, Randy the Chipmunk. And Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Good morning everyone. We do a little restart here because we just joined 10 more affiliates. And guess what? Did y' all Know that we're starting Denver. Yeah. Kbpi. And there's. There's three stations in this network and they're all simulcast together. One in Colorado Springs, one in Fort Collins, and one in Denver. And they're all running the same program. It's iheart station. So we will be like Cheyenne, Wyoming down to New Mexico.

[F]

Wow.

[C]

Yeah, that's a good stretch of network out there. I think it's gonna be perfect.

[B]

But the problem is, is the logistics when these, when these farm people. We're not gonna be able to go pick those cars.

[D]

That's an issue.

[B]

That's like picking up a car in Kermit, Texas. I mean, it ain't easy.

[D]

Except. Except it's through the mountains and their stuff's rough. Yeah.

[B]

So we'll have to work around that. We'll figure it out. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. We can't pick them up in Nevada though, because we have an office in Sahara. Drive right across from Carmax. Down about five minutes from the strip. Roger. Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, good morning.

[B]

This is Mesquite, Nevada. Are you actually in Vegas? Are you out of Vegas?

[F]

We're just about 90 miles north of Vegas on the way to St. George.

[B]

Okay. 08F150FX4 is it leather or cloth?

[F]

Cloth.

[B]

Average. Rough or clean?

[F]

Oh, it's right in between. It's pretty clean. I'm the only one that ever drives it. Other seats never get used.

[B]

Is it an extended cab or a crew cab?

[F]

It's extended cab. It's got the little half door thing. I don't know what they call it.

[C]

These.

[B]

Does $8,000 buy it?

[F]

8,000?

[B]

I think it's eight.

[F]

No, I think I could have got a little more because it's. Because of the really low mileage. It's only got 93,000.

[B]

What's it take to buy it?

[F]

Oh, I was looking. I had the guy say around 13, 5, but I'm not sure if he.

[B]

Was serious on the, on that, on that, that truck without a crew cab. The extended cab really changes the desirability in the profile on it. If it's very. If it's really nice, I'm probably a $10,000 check rider. The difference between me and that guy, whoever that guy is, is all these people, we see it every day. They talk about doing this and doing that.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And they just never, they just never bite down. They just talk about it. I had a Porsche Targa this week and a newer one Porsche came out with a new Targa and I had a friend that wanted it, and he came by the house and we talked about it. He was going through the auction Wednesday morning, and the number that he was wanting to pay was much higher than what we wanted for it. But I said, you can buy it cheaper than that. Just come to the auction with me and you can bid against the gallery. And if you're on top, we'll put it on a buyer number, one of my friend's buyer's numbers, and we'll sell it to you directly. And he didn't show up. He didn't show up. And then he called me after the auction, like, what did it sell for? And I said, 98,000. He's like, oh, my God, that was so cheap. Like, yeah, and it was. But why didn't you come buy it? Because he wasn't ready. He thought he was ready. That's kind of like your 135 guy. So I'm not going to compete against some jerk off talking about nothing, and he ain't got no money to back up his bs. Does that make sense?

[F]

That's pretty much right, I think. Anyway, there's a lot of those guys around.

[B]

Yeah, just, just, just load it into the website. If 10,000 will buy it, I'll try to buy it. I just need to see the picture to verify how nice it is. Givemetheven.com here's another Vegas guy. Okay, DJ the name on this, this caller, it says, that damn local cat. Now, you've got to give me a note that says what that means. I don't. What, What. Why? I need to talk to you. Dj, Listen. Hang on. Get on the air. Turn him on, J.D.

[E]

Yo, what's cracking?

[B]

Okay, so I know you do Brozetta Stone and you do the. The ghetto word of the week, but when you load people up as that damn local cat, I don't know what that means.

[E]

Hey, that's what he said his name was.

[B]

Okay?

[E]

I asked for his name. He said, that damn local cats.

[B]

Okay? And he's in Vegas.

[E]

Who am I to judge?

[B]

Let's ask. Okay. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Good morning.

[B]

I'm good. What's on your mind this morning?

[F]

Well, you said that you wanted to.

[G]

Hear about some strangers.

[F]

Strippers. Does it count if you strip off.

[B]

Your clothes and, and, and, and, I don't know, hide from your old man and your. Your mama and your dog while you're.

[G]

Going to the shower?

[F]

Does that count?

[B]

That counts. But take a picture of that and send it To a Bob. Send that to Bobbo. Send that to Bobbo. All right, we'll save that one for Baba. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ Pre K. Speaking of Rosetta Stone, I would like to hear about the word of the week. What do we call them? The segment.

[C]

The Rosetta Stone's word of the week.

[B]

The hip hop word of the week. Last week, he translated mug. Like a mug. That's like a mug. And we figured out what that means. And that's like a MF is what it stands for. I never knew that. I. I've been hearing like a mug for 30 years. I'm 46 years old. I started hearing like a mug in probably 86. I didn't know what it meant. Now I know, and I appreciate you clarifying that, DJ Pre K Clans went.

[C]

To my barbecue and got down on those ribs like a mug, right?

[B]

Like a m. Yeah, yeah. So, dj, what have you got this week for us?

[E]

All right, so this week's Bros at a Stone word for y'.

[B]

All.

[E]

And y' all might be familiar with this one is fupa.

[D]

Fupa.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Gotta, gotta.

[E]

Y' all heard that before?

[B]

Well, I watch Shark Tank and that guy that owned that brand called Fubu. Is that the same thing?

[E]

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. FUBU is what players like me wear when we hit the club, you know, us athletic shoes. A fupa. I'll go ahead, break it down for y'. All. It's a. It stands for fat upper pubic area, you know, or you could use some other words in there, you know, according to, you know, who you're trying to describe.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

But, you know, it's got synonyms like a kangaroo pouch and mo cushion. It's really just, you know, that.

[B]

That.

[E]

That upper area, you know, whenever you have too many nachos.

[B]

So it's below your belly.

[E]

Yeah, yeah. You know that since sometimes the little overweight girls, they get them.

[B]

I've heard fitting jeans. I've heard a dicky do.

[E]

Hey, that too. You know, we. We got names all over for it.

[C]

Wait, wait. Below your belly, but above your business.

[E]

I like that one.

[B]

That's fupa.

[C]

I think I may have seen that before.

[E]

But, you know, my. My favorite is kangaroo pouch. You know, that little kangaroo pouch. And, you know, some girls pull it off.

[B]

You know, when you have dicky doo, you haven't seen it before. That's the purpose of dicky doo. Your. Your fupa hangs out further than your dicky doo, man.

[D]

There's A sound clip.

[B]

Do the Dicky Fupa too? No, it's Dicky Doo. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So also what? Well, we'll get to black, white, Latino or other later. Hey, we're talking about Denver, and we're going to Denver. So there's a guy that runs like, there's a personality on this Denver station, and he's the main guy. His name's Willie B. He has a TV show on motor or something. And he's the man.

[D]

Willie B.

[B]

In the morning and Willie B. On Saturdays, too, because Willie B. Does a car show on Saturday's man. And we get all geared out, talk about, you know, spider gears and spider monkeys and rear ends and width on the tires and transmissions and horsepower and all this great stuff, man. And we're going to have Joe in for. From. From blah, blah, blah shop. And. And we're going to promote Joe's stuff. And it's a real gear, heady show. So they're moving his show anyway. When we brought all this up, they're like, dude, our. Our lead guy is all cars, man. He's gonna love y'. All.

[C]

Perfect.

[B]

He's gonna love y'. All. This is really gonna fit. And unlike most radio personalities, he's not a jerk, quote unquote. Okay, cool guy. Not the Russ Martin effect. I got you.

[C]

And.

[B]

And why we left the Eagle. And so I'm like, cool, that'd be great. I'd like to talk to him. I haven't talked to him yet, but what I did, I finally said, hey, I need to talk to Willie B. To figure out how this is gonna work. And they said, well, you can't talk to him because he's so pissed off that y' all are coming into his program. Wait a minute.

[D]

What happened to nice guy?

[C]

Right?

[B]

He won't talk to us now because he's so mad because they're moving his show for our show. Now Willie B. Has a big car show in Denver at the drag strip called Rock and Roll Car Show. And it's massive. And they're gonna. They're gonna have some burnout. They're gonna have Guinness Book of Worlds records out there, and they're gonna have the world's largest burnout. Like 175 cars at one time. Wow. And it'll be fun. And I'm thinking about going up there, but, I mean, so far, the welcome hadn't been that heavy.

[D]

Yeah, he's unlike any other radio personnel.

[B]

He's like every radio personnel.

[D]

But he won't speak to you.

[C]

I can't believe it.

[B]

Do you remember when Stern went to to WNBC and he went to knock on Imus's door? Yeah. And I must start screaming. Get that son of a away from me. Get this.

[C]

Shut up. You shut up.

[B]

I have a feeling that Willie B. And I are going to be fine once we talk.

[D]

Once you talk.

[B]

But he's a little red assed about getting his show moved for ours.

[D]

Yes, makes sense. He's been here a while.

[B]

I've been here a while too long while. But listen guys, I'm not trying to knock you out of your weekday slots. I don't have time for it. I could do it. I could knock you smooth ass out.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

But I can't anymore because I'm too busy. So we own Saturday mornings.

[C]

Just Saturday.

[B]

Just Saturday mornings. Not even Saturday afternoons. Just Saturday morning. Embrace it. Couple hours, we could all be friends. Oh my God.

[D]

We normally bring food.

[B]

That one Jack FM station I heard even Jack got pissed off.

[C]

No, really?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

That's hard to do.

[B]

That's hard to do when you piss off a max headroom. A computer module. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Scott and Dallas. An 18 Wrangler Unlimited JK with 10,000 miles lifted. Sport. Yes, I like this truck and I want to buy it. But there's so many options on Jeeps. Especially when you start lifting them in the way they look. I would love to see photos of it before I tell you a number so that I don't overbid you or under bid you.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Can you take a couple of snaps of it and go to givemetheven.com and load it up? It takes literally. I sure will. Takes 45 seconds. Now remember, the system is going to automatically bid the car based off the VIN and the miles and the equipment. But it cannot, okay. It cannot figure. It's a computer. It cannot figure conversion. So if you did bumpers and you did lift and you did a wheel and you did a winch and you did a snorkel, if you did all this stuff that my computer system can't figure that out. So don't be offended if it hits you too low because it's not counting for your conversion. Makes sense.

[F]

Makes sense.

[B]

We will come back by hand and add for the conversion after we see the photos. Got it. Thank you man.

[F]

Sounds great. Thank you.

[B]

800-800-7234.

[D]

A whole room full of buyers. Just that. All day.

[B]

800, 800 radio. Well, hell no. It's got four inches of lift and a blah, blah, blah. Okay, well, I mean, the computer machine we built bids them sight unseen, but it doesn't know. If you put a 10 inch lift on it and spent $20,000 on the motor, it doesn't know. And I'll go ahead and give you guys some more advice. As long as we're talking cars, stop. Stop spending good money on sports car mods. If it's older, that's fine. If it's newer, it's not fine. It hurts them. We're, I mean, like a Corvette with $10,000 worth of blah, blah, blah. It's not making any difference.

[D]

People don't understand why.

[B]

Because the next owner doesn't trust it. Because they're scared of it. Because they thought it's been hot rotted. When we have a car coming through like, like a 50,000 or $30,000 car coming through the auction lane and the. It's got a big cam in it and it's loping. Lum, lum, lum lum.

[D]

But this will, this will bring the money man.

[B]

No, it won't. No, it won't. It will not bring the money man.

[D]

Because they think, well, if it's.

[B]

They want their factory warranty. The reason that car is worth $42,000 is because it's factor oriented. When you did all that, you killed the warranty. And that changes the values the trucks. When you straight pipe and delete the diesel trucks that are still in warranty, you're screwing up badly. And when you do it on like 17s and 18s, our rule, I tell my buyers, you've got to chop back on these deleted diesels, cat. Delete. DPF. Delete. When they're over 30,000, that's the mark where it starts changing the value of them under 30,000. All the Arkansas and Oklahoma and Florida guys and Georgia guys that don't have the rules on the. They don't care about the law because it's against the law to sell them, by the way. They don't care. It's a different crowd. It's like a ghetto cowboy crowd. Under 30 GS, they're cool. But when you get into the $40,000, $50,000, $60,000 pickup trucks that are deleted, it causes a problem. And it costs $5,000 to put those emissions back on the cars. So y' all heard it here. Whatever. Willie B. There's a little info for you for your car show. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Justin Bieber challenges Tom Cruise to an MMA fight. I want to get to that and more. I think that. Who would you put your money on, Bob?

[C]

Tom Cruise.

[D]

Gotta go with Cruz because he'll train like crazy.

[C]

He does his own stunts, man.

[B]

No, he doesn't.

[C]

Yes, he does.

[B]

Shut up.

[C]

Yes, he does. He was literally hanging off the. That highest tower in the world, man.

[B]

Real quick, Mark. An 06 Hummer Alpha 1 soft top. I know what an Alpha is. 52,000 miles. It's got. The miles are a little bit high. Off the top of my head. I think it's $100,000. Does that sound right?

[F]

Yeah, it sounds about right.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

I was looking at maybe 120, but.

[B]

But you know, I've paid 120 for one the other day with 15,000 miles on it on a pickup. So do this. Take some pictures. Take some pictures. Send it to us. Load it into givemetheven.com. i'm not bidding it for 100, but I'm telling you that's the range and I need to look at it and do some research and I'll email you a hard bid. Keith in Livingston, Louisiana. What are the odds? Another here's a. Here's a 09 Hummer H3 Alpha, which is a different truck, but it means it's got a big motor. I've got to go to break. Keith, are you there?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

I want to buy this one too. Now this is a. This is a H3. It's a different.

[F]

Well, it.

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com H3T. I understand it's the truck and it's an Alpha and I know exactly what it is and I want to buy it too. Go to give me the vindoc. It's obviously not worth what that H1 was worth though. Not even close. You know that, right? But go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up and I'll look at it after the show. Thank you, guys. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio and I'll be right back.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Government officials in Canada have set up a website offering step by step instructions on how to properly roll a joint.

[A]

Hit them up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[B]

Step one, knock on your older brother's bedroom door.

[A]

This is the John Clayton Wolf show.

[B]

That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny. That's pretty funny, Bob.

[C]

And absolutely true. I didn't have any big brother.

[B]

Why is everybody's phone so loud? Ron, are you there? Oh, your phone's loud. You're not in a Range Rover right now or that phone wouldn't be this loud. I'm sorry, what are you driving?

[C]

Right.

[B]

What are you driving right now?

[F]

2015 Chevy.

[B]

Yep. Because you're calling us on a 16 Land Rover, and if you were in a Land Rover, I wouldn't hear all that road noise. And that's why Land Rovers cost more than Chevy's. I bet you didn't know that.

[F]

No, I got you on my speakerphone. I'm on my way to work.

[B]

Hey, a 16 Rover. Now it's a Sport. So is it a V6 Sport or a V8 Sport or a diesel Sport. Which one have you got?

[F]

V6.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

V6.

[B]

And it's a gas and it's a HSE or an SE.

[F]

Yeah, it's a V6 gas. Supercharged.

[B]

Supercharged. Hang on. Okay, I'm getting a little confused on the. And this is why it's so good to have the VIN number or the plate number. Not that I need it now, but on the website because it busts them out clean. So it's an HSE, V6 Sport.

[F]

It's an SE.

[B]

It's an SE. It'S an SE. Okay.

[C]

Right.

[B]

So it's a cheap, good looking. It's not cheap. It's the inexpensive of that body style range. How many.

[F]

It's a beautiful car.

[B]

How many miles?

[F]

I know. It's not like the freaking V8, right? Under 11,000.

[B]

Yeah, they're gorgeous. What color again?

[F]

Why?

[B]

That's good color.

[F]

It's got.

[B]

It's the.

[F]

Actually the two tones. It's the white with the black tone up on top. Meaning they don't make that many. Took a slight. You wouldn't believe how long it took to lick this car.

[B]

My neighbor's got the exact same rig. I like the two tone.

[F]

You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Sure.

[F]

Yeah, I like it too.

[B]

I. I'm. First of all. Okay, if I told you. Have you shopped it anywhere else?

[F]

Yeah, did.

[B]

Are they telling you high 30s.

[F]

What?

[B]

Right. Because average.

[F]

Mm, 44.

[B]

Okay. I. I don't think I'm looking at the right model. The supercharged part of this is throwing me off. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it in so that I make sure I'm on the right model. Because I don't think I'm on the right model here. And there's so many different variations of this thing and the price points I need to make sure. I'm talking about the Right. Yeah. Loaded it. Loaded it in the website. Loaded in the website. San Diego, California Good morning, you're on the air.

[C]

Oh, hey.

[B]

What's up?

[F]

My fan.

[B]

Hey. Hey.

[G]

Sorry about that.

[B]

No, you're all right.

[F]

2017 Dinah Low. Dinah street bump and about $5,000 worth of. Of upgrade. New pipe T bars and all that stuff. You guys do bike?

[B]

We do do bikes, but I have one man named Keith McCann that handles all of it. So load it into the website at. Give me the vin and I'm going to push it to Keith. Because I'd be a liar.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

If I said I knew what it was worth. Because I don't.

[G]

It's set up pretty nice. Yeah.

[F]

All right, cool.

[G]

Thank you.

[B]

Where is it located?

[F]

It's in Texas, that Dallas.

[B]

Perfect. Better. Okay. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf and I. Oh, no, we're not going to break. Hey, speaking of, so. So on Harley's when you have the extra stuff. That's good. We had a Ferrari this week, right?

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Let me tell you how squirrely this deal was. So we've got a. We've got a. How much time to have? We've got a 15. Ferrari Berlinetta F12. 12 sold.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

And I don't know what sticker was on it. 320,000. So we give. We paid 320 for it. No, I mean 220 for it. And he had Novatec exhaust on it. It was a boob doctor from Atlanta.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And we buy. My buyer in Atlanta buys it. We bring it to Dallas, we sell it in Dallas to a guy up in Jersey for a $5,000 loss. Why? Why? Because the boob doctor, he can't leave anything natural. Of course he can't leave anything alone. He bought a thirty thousand dollar Novatec exhaust system on it, which in the Ferrari world, that's great, but it's still not factory. We had all the factory parts, but it's still been molested is what we call it. It's not factory. It hurt the price. So I took the $5,000 loss first pass. Boom. Then another dealer in Atlanta heard about it and they call us screaming, wanting to buy the car. And I'd already sold it for 215,000. So we call and this guy in Atlanta will give 220,000, which gets us more money back.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

We're still going to take a loss because we shipped it from Atlanta to here.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Now you're moving it around.

[B]

So we call the guy in Jersey and said, hey, I already sold the car. To you. But I want to buy it back now. I want to buy your ticket, I want to buy your auction slip.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

Well, I, you know, and immediately when they think that there's some demand on it, well, I've got it sold to. So. No, you don't have anything sold to anybody. Can I give you $1,000 and I get, I buy the option back? No. Can I give you 2,000? No. Can I give you 3,000? Yes. So we wrote him, we sold him the car, we sent him a check for $3,000 to buy our option back and cancel the sale. And then we sold it to motor car collection in Atlanta for $220,000. So we picked up an extra two grand. So now I only lost 3,800 instead of 5,800. Wow. But none of this would have happened if the guy hadn't eject with the gun the damn exhaust.

[D]

30 grand on the exhaust car would.

[B]

Have brought 225 been it'd been worth doing. So, boys and girls, the moral of the story is even in these high dollar cars, it's just the same stuff. Don't jack with them, don't mess with them, leave them factory. Don't start getting cute because all it does is hurt the value. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars in the radio right here at 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. Forgivemetheven.com Remember, if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks.

[A]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemetheven.com.

[B]

Oh, yeah, we're back.

[A]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO, presented by givemetheven.com schmuck. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[B]

Remember, the podcast goes up about 2 o' clock Central Time every Saturday. We're getting more and more and more. The podcast thing's growing quick, Bobbo. Yes, I'm getting more. I had a guy say on our po and you can find it. The show page is called the pot John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Or you can go to john clay wolf.com and that's where you find the link up to the podcast. I've had about four people tell me that they like our podcast better than Joe Rogan's.

[C]

Wow, really? Well, that's a.

[B]

That's a hell of a compliment.

[C]

That's a hell of a compliment.

[B]

There was a. There's a local radio Guy in Dallas that's imploding and his on his fan page. They're calling for us to come replace him.

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

And we don't have time. But I got time. Somebody said. Somebody said. They said all you got to do is take the podcast and do one hour a day with it to replace it. It's like we need them every day or not. Me. Us. Definitely us. It's not just a me. And they said you would just what, what they do. They drive their morning show, their afternoon commute show. They just take an hour of our podcast. We do a five hour podcast every week in the show, and people that don't listen to it on Saturdays use it Monday, Wednesday, you know, weekdays, an hour a day. I think that's. That's where this world's going, Bobo.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

It's changing. It's changing.

[C]

What is that gonna pay the podcast? Well, I mean, if we. Yeah, if we agree to, you know, this ain't radio, friends. Oh, this is the radio business.

[B]

Oh, right. If we did weekdays.

[C]

Yeah, I don't have time. Is there a boat in it?

[B]

I mean, you could start a. You could start a, like a charity and live off of that.

[C]

Could we trade for a bar tab?

[B]

We could definitely trade for a bar tab.

[D]

We've done that.

[B]

Hey, Jeff and Abilene 11 expedition with 130,000 miles, four wheel drive leather. Does it have power running boards?

[F]

No, does not.

[B]

Sure has big miles. I think it's worth $7,000. $7,000. Load it into. Give me the vin.com. we'll come get it. Peter in Las Vegas, are you there?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

An 06 Denali envoy. So it's a little. It's a trail. Trailblazer Chevy rebranded as an Envoy that's upgraded to a Denali. So is it average rough or clean condition?

[F]

It's pretty good.

[B]

And it is pretty good.

[F]

I mean, it says we keep it.

[B]

We keep, huh, 150,000 miles. I think it's worth 3,000, maybe four. And I.

[C]

One thing I.

[F]

We took it over to the dealership to get a tune up on it and stuff like that. And they told me, said, you got to keep it because it's rare, because it's got a V8 in it. Not a V6.

[E]

Good.

[B]

Well, that's just typical. I mean, not to be a smart ass, but here we go again with some, you know, Hank Hill leaning over the fence, giving his advice, but nobody wants to write a check. I'm a check writer and I disagree with Hank Hill. Okay, cool. I disagree with Hank Hill. I think if it was that great, he should have offered some money on it. You know, there's a difference between an opinion and a check. There's a difference between a appraisal book and a checkbook. And we write [e-mail] we turn them into money. Joe in Maryland, is this. Is this Duramax? Is it. Is it leather? Cloth.

[F]

It's cloth.

[B]

Okay. The high mileage diesels when they're cloth are worth a hell of a lot less than they are when they're leather because it's like a city slicker versus a work truck. So send me some pictures of it, take a couple of snaps, go to give me the vin.com and let me look. I'm afraid to quote it without seeing it since I don't know. You know, there's just different. It matters how much of a work truck looking it is. The wheel size, bed length, does it have any rust? Open the door. Does it have vinyl floors? Does it have carpet? I mean, it's just a lot of options. And I don't want to wear everybody out on the radio for five minutes asking a bunch of stupid questions, questions about a car that nobody cares about. Not that I don't care, because I do want to buy it, but it's just not that radio friendly. Does that make sense?

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

All right, thanks, man. Go to givemetheven. All right. Givemetheven.com podcast. I hit that. So on my notes here, pre kindergarten graduate cusses out the teacher.

[C]

This is a crazy scene. And this. This video's gone viral, by the way. And we'll have it up on the John Clay Wolf Show's Facebook page as well. This is going around. A few people have probably already seen this, but the video shows a graduation ceremony at an unknown preschool, which a young grad interrupts his teacher while addressing the audience. Listen. The kid is pretty raw. This is the edited version of the audio.

[B]

Good afternoon, parents. Good afternoon, boys and girls. No, thank you. No, thank you. You need to leave? No.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Is this ghetto preschool?

[C]

I don't know, but not really. If you watch the video, his. His daddy yanks him out of that chair and removes him from the room pretty quickly.

[B]

I snuck up on Baby Day day yesterday morning.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

With. With a belt in my robe pocket.

[D]

How old is baby Day day again?

[B]

Well, he's not a baby. I just still call him baby daddy because he's my last. He's five, and he's a mouthy little thing. He's very smart.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

But he's got a little mouth on him. And he wakes up in a real bad mood. He starts talking smack. He just starts talking smack and causing all kinds of hell with his brothers. I have four children, and baby Day Day is just raising all kinds of hell. And yelling at Maddox and yelling about the cereal. Maddox used the last drop of milk. His older brother. And this kid comes unplugged and he just won't shut up. He won't get ready. I've got to take him. I've got to take him to tennis camp. I don't want to go to tennis camp. Like, well, you can't sit here all day. I signed you up for a week and that's what you're going to do. And he's just running his mouth. So I go get my belt, give him a good lick, and it'll tune them quicker than you think. Sure, It'll really tune them up. He went to his instructor in this little. It's just little kids tennis camp. Right? Just a bunch of little kids running around. And he put. He said he's not playing well enough. So he put a special charm in his pocket. And his instructor sent me a photo of the charm, of the charm after he got tired of getting beat. So he put his Spider man mask on.

[C]

Wow.

[D]

Perfect.

[B]

So that he could have his spidey skills. And he's out on the tennis court with a spider man mask on. Left it on for quite a while.

[C]

Right.

[B]

He's an interesting cat, but I would not. I would have unplugged that. He would never do anything. Like you just heard.

[C]

No.

[B]

So what did the dad do? He just ripped him out of there?

[C]

Yeah. He grabbed him out of the chair and removed him from the room pretty quick. But can you believe that this is a preschooler?

[B]

This.

[C]

This is a five year old. This kid's baby day Day's age.

[B]

Right.

[C]

And he yells at the teacher like. Like that.

[B]

Well, he hears his parents talk like that.

[D]

Well, sure. You want to hear it again?

[B]

Good afternoon, parents. Good afternoon, boys and girls. Shut the. No, thank you. No, thank you. You need to leave. No. Oh, can you.

[C]

What would your daddy have done to you?

[D]

I'd still be out.

[B]

I know. It would have gotten tuned before we got to that point. I think that kid. That's not the first time he's done that.

[D]

Of course not.

[B]

My dad. My dad abused me as a young child. Abused. Physical abuse. Sure, Dad, I know you're out there listening somewhere. Yeah. I mean, in that day and age. I, I wouldn't call it then, but now for sure tuned you up. Tune me up. Tune me up harder than what I tune my kids up just because they'll go tell on your ass and the CPS will be coming after you. Yeah, that's that. That's the reality. I changed a grade on my report card in sixth grade and he came up to school to talk to the principal about it and he checked me out early. We went home early in the middle of the day. So he got called from work and we went back to the house and he, he, he Joe Jackson to me pretty hard that day.

[C]

Sixth grade. Was that about the last whipping crew you ever got? No, that's, that's about that year, you know.

[B]

Yeah, I think the last one was probably when I was in ninth grade. I was in the summertimes. We lived on a ranch and we had help and we would get up at six in the morning and drive the ranch and he would point out all the things he wanted me to have done that day. Mow this deal, paint this fences. And there were ranch hands and I was supposed to be managing them. So I. When he would leave at 6:30 after we did the morning drive, I went back to sleep. I learned this from my older brother and I went back to sleep and, and I was going to just double time it in the afternoon and he came back to the house for some reason an hour later and he went upstairs and saw me asleep and he started beating me with a cowboy belt in my sleeve.

[D]

Oh no, that's a little much.

[B]

It was a little much. It was a little much. It was a little much.

[C]

Yeah, that's, that's high too.

[B]

But really I don't think, I think he was less. Was less upset about me not doing what he said as he was worried about me doing what he seemed. He, he didn't get my brother square. My brother. This was my brother's move, this sleeping all day stuff. So he was trying to happen again. He was, he was going to avoid this from happening again. And I didn't appreciate it. I don't think you're supposed to. Even, even today I still don't look back and say I appreciate. Appreciate that.

[D]

Thanks dad.

[B]

And I don't appreciate the backhands. There's a lot of things I don't appreciate. But I do appreciate the firm grip in putting the fear of God in me. You're right. And keeping me square. I think you could have tone it down a touch. I think when you, when you discipline Your children out of anger, it comes across a little hard, but so you need to cool off and then do it cool.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And then it's a little smoother, but you still need to beat the hell out of them when they're that far out of bounds. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars of the radio. Be right back.

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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Xavier Lance Morissette announced on Instagram Monday that she is pregnant.

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Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio I guess she forgot.

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To take her jagged little pill now.

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John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Speaking of Atlantis, Moore said, I want went to that concert in Dallas about a month ago. She was awesome.

[D]

Was it great?

[B]

Yeah, she probably had her baby like yesterday. I mean, she was like big pregnant. 11 months pregnant. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio so the Democratic lineup this week, the parole hearing was it. I didn't pay attention. Is there anything without getting too geeky into politics? Because that's not what I want to do. Can you hit me with some highlights?

[C]

You know, I was amazed that they did this in two nights. Okay. And people were calling it the JV debate.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, and then the, the varsity debate. And the first night you had a couple of neat people. You got to see de Blasio, you know, look stoic and silly. That was, that was interesting. Standout from the first night. Probably Castro.

[B]

Fidel.

[C]

No, no, he's a Juan Castro, right? No, Julian Castro.

[B]

I can't see anybody named Castro ever making it too far in American politics. Just out of, out of the Cuba issue.

[C]

Well, he's a very intelligent cat. And one of these guys out of 22 people has got to run against Donald Trump next year. So night two was all your varsity people, Bernie and Buddha Judge. And, you know, so I don't know, you know, I'm a political junkie, so I enjoyed it. But not everybody is wired that way. So this is very early primary. Like I said, There's 22 of them.

[D]

Was there a big kind of an audio mess up or something?

[C]

Bob There was a crazy. Okay. What they did. And night one, they started off with moderators. The first hour, Lester Holt and Savannah, what's her name from the Today show. And that Telemundo anchor. Do you know his name? I, I can never remember.

[B]

Lester Holt is the opposite of DJ Prek.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

He's the white black guy.

[C]

Black, white guy.

[B]

Black, white guy. And DJ Prek is a white black guy.

[C]

Probably Fair to say, anyway, the car.

[B]

I bet that Lester Holt cannot decipher Brosetta Stone or even could find the Urban Dictionary.

[C]

So they did that. The first hour. Now, the second hour was moderated by Chuck Todd from Meet the Press and Rachel Maddow, who we know from msnbc. And they had a major, major technical glitch. We've got audio of this, and then we'll explain maybe what happened.

[D]

All right.

[C]

We are.

[B]

What's happening?

[D]

We are hearing our colleagues audio.

[B]

If the control room could turn off the mics.

[C]

Yeah, if the control room can turn.

[B]

Off the mics of our previous moderators, we will.

[D]

I think it's the prior moderator.

[B]

That's what gets a brother in trouble for everything. Guess what, guys? We are going to take a quick break. We're going to get this technical situation fixed.

[C]

Yeah. So Chuck Todd took the reins and said, hey, we're going to fix this. Go to break and we'll be right back. But you understand, this is the second hour of the first Democratic primary of the election season for 2020. They come back with the big fanfare music. No. NBC News presents, you know, and hi, I'm Chuck Todd from Washington, D.C. rachel, Matt out there. Andrew. They start asking the first question about gun control. Okay. And I'd love to do that.

[B]

Bring the humor into it. Rachel, how is it being a lesbian, really? Tell us, you know, do you miss it? Do you miss the real thing?

[C]

Say, that carpet looks old and worn. Anyway, so while they're asking the question, this disembodied voice is coming out of the speakers. The whole audience can hear it. The TV audience can hear it. It's Savannah and Lester Holt backstage talking about. He says something like, I think you've got my bindle or something like that. In the middle of the question, it's.

[D]

Trump on the bus.

[C]

And you can't see these people, but you can hear them talking plain as day. Well, they still got their mics on. And it was a fiasco. It was a fiasco. And the President had a great time tweeting about that the next day. That was my main takeaway. Oh, yeah.

[D]

He didn't have any audio slips.

[B]

New audio of. Speaking of audio slips, new audio of a Freddie Mercury song.

[C]

Yeah, this is neat. And you know, the. The Queen music that you and I enjoy most is the harder edge stuff, right? I mean, it's very innovative.

[B]

I mean, all fat bottom girls and crazy little Thing Called Love. And I don't think that's harder edge.

[C]

Great pop music. This is a soft tune but it's. It's a breakthrough because Universal Music, who owns all the stuff, found this tape of something Freddie Mercury did maybe just a couple years before he passed away. And it was recorded with an orchestra. This is a scaled down version featuring mainly just his voice and piano. And it's. It's all Freddy. It's classic Freddy.

[D]

Here we go.

[B]

Time waits for nobody Time.

[D]

Waits for.

[B]

No one We've got to trust in one another. The brother could sing. He's the easy E of rock opera. So beautiful.

[D]

A whole new generation loves this stuff now.

[C]

What a badass. You know, one of the worst fights I ever had was with Todd Danack, who was talking down Freddie Mercury in the fourth grade.

[B]

Freddie's great Fat bottom girls. I remember being at Trey Neville's house when I was in 6, 6 years old. His other. His older brother, Houston Morford had the Queen album and we had it out Bicycle race. Looking at the naked girls on the inset.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It was when I decided I like Queen Bob. How old were you when you realized. When you realized you like Fat Bottom girls?

[C]

I ate probably simultaneously with you. You're a couple years younger than me.

[B]

No, no, no, no. I don't mean the album. I mean, in reality, big booty. Oh, big booty. When did you change Gears? Oh.

[C]

Probably 19.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That's pretty progressive for a country boy.

[C]

Well, she wasn't that big, you know. She was nice. She's my friend.

[B]

Well, nobody said nice or mean or friends or foe.

[C]

She's no longer with us.

[B]

That's one person I'm just talking about in general, this whole booty thing. Booty, booty, booty, booty rocking everywhere. JLo us at the concert the other night. Last Monday I took my wife. Yes. I didn't go on my own free will. I did go to the JLO concert and she has a song called Booty. She's all booty. Her butts all over the place. Big butts are in vogue. They were not in vogue, but Queen Freddie Mercury knew better. And I'm asking you, at what age did you. Assuming you did, are you. Do you like the skinny gals or do you like the big booty gals?

[C]

I like them all. Okay, one thing. Secondly, I think I first noticed the phenomenon we used to call. We used to know as Rocky Mountain Jeans.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

When I was about 15.

[B]

Right. Phenomenon.

[C]

I was at a rodeo and I thought, my gun. How do they do that?

[B]

How do they get all that in there at once?

[C]

They lay face up on a bed and use A pair of pliers to zip those suckers up.

[B]

I'll never forget.

[C]

Right?

[B]

Yeah. My dad, he's a cowboy and he was always talking about the hip on that mare. Look at the hip on that mare. Look at the hip on that mare. And I'm not talking about women, I'm talking about horses. He just loved horses. He's all into breeding horses. Not that he was breeding the horse, hand breeding. And see, there's a lot of double entendre all over.

[C]

Unintentional.

[B]

Right. But he was always talking to me about the hip and the leg on that mare. And like when you're on a horse and you're looking like back and the big booty gals, this is going to go bad. But it's kind of.

[D]

What a great look in your eye just now.

[B]

It's kind of the shape. The shape on the big booty gals reminds me of the shape on the mare's butts.

[D]

Totally makes sense. I can see it now.

[B]

I don't know if dad was into big booties, but he was definitely into and the horses asses. I don't know how serious he took it. I don't know if that's even. I don't know if that's illegal to be to. I don't know if that's legal. I don't know if that's legal to be attracted to you.

[D]

Just point at me.

[B]

When you're Mike to the hip on that old mirror, there used to be.

[C]

Like a fantasy pick that somebody made.

[B]

It's called bestiality.com of a horse with a.

[C]

With a woman's hind end on the back. Right.

[B]

That was the Elton John Captain Fantastic album cover.

[C]

But there's a whole culture. You're talking about your dad. I mean, I come from that part of the world. My friend Paulie, when we were in our 20s and we'd. We'd hang around, we go to all the play days and rodeos and stuff. You know, go to Billy Bob's Texas down in Fort Worth. And his best line when he'd see a really nice looking, striking young woman is, man, I'd like to snort her flank.

[B]

That's odd.

[C]

That was his deal. I thought it was, well, you know, rodeo boys. What are you gonna do?

[B]

Look at the hip on that old mare. I mean it was like a. It was like a moment like, like. No, no, really. Look at the hip. Look at her hip.

[D]

Look at that. Walking away.

[B]

You need a moment alone, Pops.

[C]

Did it just go bad? Just went bad.

[B]

Do you want Me to come back in a minute. I remember when I was a little kid and because I grew up on a horse farm and we would hand breed the horses so you take the stud and the mare on halters and, and get them together so they, so they do their business. But you do it like controlled where you're holding them. Not that you're forcing it. Nature definitely takes over.

[D]

Right.

[B]

They, But I, I saw this enough. I was like, dad, what's, what's that horse doing on that one's back? He's picking the stickers out of her mane, son.

[D]

Ah.

[B]

Because he was biting her neck.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

It's really weird how mammals work. It's really weird.

[D]

There's a ton of TV shows about it.

[B]

Have you seen the current video on air of a surfer or a kayaker that got a live shot of a whale? Of a whale.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[B]

That was, that was aroused. That rolled over on his back.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I'll be damned.

[D]

Unbelievable.

[B]

Look at the hip on that mirror. Holy.

[D]

He walking away. He's coming at you.

[B]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I see a bunch of high mile cars on the board here. I just don't want to take them to the air. I do want to buy them so you can take them. John in Houston with this 170,000 mile truck. Go to givemetheven.com Raymond in League City with 180,000 miles. Put this one in givemetheven.com Brandon in D.C. brandon, I mean, it's 01 Taurus, man. I mean, what do you think this car's worth? You there?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

An 01 Taurus in Washington D.C. with 76,000 miles and a one wagon. I mean, I don't know if I could give that to somebody. Really. No, it's hard to sell. Nobody wants. That was the most overproduced car all corporate America had. Those Tauruses, that old body. That car is just. Do you, do you have any nieces or nephews that you like that you'd like to give that to? Cuz that's my suggestion for you.

[F]

All right, well, it's worth a shot.

[B]

It was worth a shot. It was worth a shot. So you live in, do you live in the D.C. metro?

[F]

Yeah, it actually is at Alexandria area.

[B]

Okay, cool. Yeah. An O1 Taurus wagon.

[F]

There's no, there's no rust. No rust at all. It's in. The paint's in perfect shape. Interior is clean.

[B]

The only thing good about it, the only thing halfway cool is the fact that it's a wagon and they did not have that many of them. And I see the 76, 000 miles leather. Go ahead and load it into the website and send me some pictures and let me make sure that there's not some weird market that has some kind of desirability on this car before I. Before I brush it off. I don't think there is. I'm not getting your hopes up, but I will. Look, I will, I will, I will. Thanks.

[F]

All right.

[B]

All right, bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Bobbo. Have you seen Rocketman? Elton John's new.

[C]

I have not.

[B]

You know, we talked about this the other day. It's okay if you like. It's just.

[D]

I mean, the movie made brought me a whole new respect for some of the music because she's how it was made. Everything else. Rocket man doesn't do that for you.

[B]

Queen is so sold out. That movie made them so much money. Queen is more popular right now than they were when they were. They are more popular today than they were before.

[C]

And that's great. You know, the way we discovered Queen was. I mean, we had rock stations, we heard the hits. But when you picked up those albums like you're talking about, I mean, I don't remember Bicycle Race on the radio, but that album, you know the album the Game, right? Night at the Opera, you discovered that music, you know, your own personal way. And for kids, our kids age to be able to do that today, it's outstanding. Not every band gets that second act.

[B]

Sure. No, they're great. You know, it just came out that Kurt Cobain. This isn't funny, but speaking of famous dead guys, he was very bad about calling shotgun when it came time to ride.

[D]

Riding a car.

[B]

Really very odd. Isn't that odd? Shotgun.

[C]

That's dibs.

[B]

Shotgun.

[D]

There's a real bad.

[B]

Now won't even my kids are mad about that shot.

[C]

Go correct Mundo.

[B]

I've got three boys and dude, they will go into a fight. It's not a real fight, it's not a punching fight, but they'll go into a wrestling fight like. Like goofy puppy dogs over anything. A French fry. Somebody calling shotgun. I mean, it's the damnedest thing. It's really actually pretty entertaining.

[D]

There's a picture running around Facebook of Courtney Love and Kurt side by side.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And over Courtney it says video. And over him it says radio star.

[C]

Get it?

[B]

No.

[D]

Buggles video killed the radio star.

[B]

Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Do you think that she had him killed. Did you watch it?

[C]

No. No, I don't.

[B]

Terry in Austin, Texas. Good morning, you're on the air.

[F]

Good morning, sir.

[B]

Eighteen Mustang with 17,000 miles. It says it's a stick. Is it a six cylinder or an eight cylinder?

[F]

It's a six.

[B]

Yeah. So it's a really base rig. Okay. What color is it? It's.

[F]

It's like that charcoal gray kind of color.

[B]

Have you had any other offers on it?

[F]

I've had some friends say they want to give me like 17, 18, but nothing like solid.

[B]

You hadn't been to Carmax or anywhere and gotten a real offer?

[F]

No, sir.

[B]

Okay, well, do that. Go to. Go to.

[C]

I want.

[B]

I want you to go to Carmax. I want you to get the written offer. I want you to take a picture of it. I want you to go to givemetheven.com and send it to us. And if I don't beat the written offer, I'm going to send you a check with your name, Terry whatever on it for a hundred dollars for giving me the opportunity.

[F]

Okay, that sounds pretty simple.

[B]

Do that. So either way you're going to make more money. You're going to make more money because I'm going to give more money than what they offered or worry. I'm going to send you a check for $100 and it'll keep it on the money and you'll be happy. My name is John Clay Wolf. On by cars and radio. Forgive me the vin.com.

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We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented bygiveme the vin.com coming up.

[D]

77 degrees.

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Lovely weekend it is.

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Blue skies, green lights. Let me tell you what time to pull the top down that car. Crank the radio up just a little bit so we drive it down the highway. September is nice, but this is fourth of July weekend.

[F]

Cranking up, baby.

[B]

Do you remember when it first dies? JD Ryan was a dis. He was a top 40 DJ. You sound like Shotgun Time.

[D]

Shotgun Tom Kelly because we all listen to him. It was a famous DJ that he was amazing.

[B]

You know what's funny is you did that better when you. It never fails. You did it better. Of course, when we were off air and you were playing around.

[C]

Just relax.

[B]

You just gotta relax. You gotta relax. I think you need to do it again. I think we need to work this out. I think we need to work this out. I think we need to bring your best. You I going to start it over. But this time you do it like you did it when I said let's do it. God damn it. Do it right.

[D]

Do it right. 77 degrees. It's a lovely weekend out there. Time to pull the top down in that car. Crazy.

[B]

Stop, stop, stop. You got to get in that mic, J.D. they can't hear you. My God. This isn't some.

[D]

That's like I haven't done it for 40 years. I think I got this.

[B]

Let's do it again.

[D]

77° is a little bit better. Johnny, it is a beautiful weekend. Time to pull little top down. Do a little cruise in this afternoon. Crank that radio up. Yes, we know September's a lovely time of year, but it's hot. This is the 4th of July with Earth, Wind and Fire on the John Clay Wolf radio show. Crank it up.

[B]

That was better. That's better.

[C]

Not bad at all.

[B]

That was better.

[C]

Not bad at all.

[B]

I miss real radio.

[D]

I do, too.

[B]

I love hearing you do that. And I love. We need to have Bobbo do one.

[C]

Lady.

[D]

We used to have check of me at Y95, the radio station, Dallas Forth. I don't know where it is in this thing, but it was.

[B]

Were you high on cocaine back in those days? Because you sounded like.

[D]

We had amazing processing and it was the station. The. The whole thing of the station there was reverb.

[B]

The station was just better sound.

[D]

No, no, no, it wasn't because we.

[B]

Were all high on coke.

[D]

When you hear it, you don't even see. I don't sound like me because it's all compressed and it sounds like this.

[B]

No, you sounded like a little. I've heard it before.

[D]

No, not the one stuff.

[C]

Don't forget to join Robbie and JD at the blood drive this afternoon. And don't worry, Red Cross, they're not given.

[D]

Amen to that.

[B]

Yes, it is the 4th of July. What day is it? Is Thursday.

[D]

Thursday.

[B]

So this isn't really the Fourth of July weekend. So you lied to the people.

[D]

This is. Everyone's celebrating this weekend as well as next weekend.

[B]

So is everybody taking off all week? Is everyone going to be unproductive? All week is going to be a big old stroke off. Nobody does anything much.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know the only day the package stores sell more beer than the 4th of July day and day before is Cinco de Mayo.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yes. Those Mexicans, they sure know how to.

[D]

Party like their beer.

[B]

If you don't believe it, just ask Earth, Wind and Fire. Speaking of Earth, Wind and Fire, DJ Pre K. Yo. I was reading a story this week about reparations. Yeah? And I was wondering, because it's Back in Congress, a bill in the dollar amount to the. The dollar amount that the government would owe the African American community and slavery reparations would be some untigned trillion dollars.

[E]

Hey, you know, well, they did build the country for us, you know, so.

[B]

And I was wondering, since you're half white and half black, if you felt like you had a claim to reparations, if that did come down the pipeline.

[E]

Look, man, I ain't turning down none but my collar. I'm a get what I can grab, okay? But all this, you know, 40 acres and a mule. I think they need to update it, baby. 40 acres and a Lamborghini.

[B]

Okay, do you remember the Chappelle show when they did that Wall street bit on a reparations funded?

[E]

Oh, hell yeah.

[B]

That's the funniest bit. If you guys haven't seen that, you got to look it up on YouTube. Put Chappelle reparations. It's the funniest damn thing I've seen in a long time. They're sold out of Escalades. For the next eight years, the orders are pouring in. There's been 27,000. Record labels started this morning and KFC has tripled their stock price.

[E]

Mayonnaise stock has never been lower.

[B]

And it was that kind of stuff that made Dave Chappelle go crazy. And he quit. That's why he quit. That's why he quit that show is he knew he was becoming a millionaire off of making fun of his own.

[C]

No, he quit because they tried to tone him down, you know, and it just wouldn't have been the same. He didn't want that control. At the first sign of it, he said, nope, I'm out.

[B]

Ah, that's not what I saw him say.

[C]

That's what he said.

[B]

I saw him. I saw him do a interview where he was. Anyway, we won't get into the midst of it. You can look it up.

[C]

I believe you probably saw something I didn't see.

[B]

It's all on YouTube. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Is this real? David in Oklahoma?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Where have you been going, man?

[F]

I go all over. I'm in construction. I go everywhere.

[B]

He's got a 2012 F250 Lariat with 250,000 miles on it. So did you buy the truck new.

[F]

Or did you buy it 245?

[B]

Did you buy it new or used?

[F]

No, I bought it brand new, had zero.

[B]

So here's a good test. So this is the 6.7 diesel, which is the best diesel Ford's made since the 7.3.

[F]

Yes, absolutely.

[B]

What has been your experience what has been your experience on the engine and the transmission and the rear?

[F]

Everything is great. Right. At 180,000 miles the high pressure fuel pump went out and it's all been rebuilt. They put a little bit more pressure to it, so on and so forth. Fuel mileage came up. It's getting great fuel mileage. It's been deleted. There's no emissions whatsoever on this cold air intake, 5 inch exhaust from back. It's got a programmer.

[B]

I know all that. If you didn't have all that, you'd have. You'd have to give back your Oklahoma hunting license, right?

[F]

Absolutely. Absolutely.

[B]

How much more than 10,000 do you want to sell it to me for? $10,000?

[F]

I said I figured some teenage kid would be all over looking for it for about 17.

[B]

They can't get a bank loan with quarter million miles. And the teenage kid can't speak, stroke a check. And dad's smart enough not to stroke a check either. That's my opinion. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. But I love the moment of silence where the first man that says something is the one that loses. And you lost because you're the first guy that said something. I'm playing, I'm playing. I think it's worth 10, 11, 12 top I. I think it's worth 10, 11, 12. That's what I think with. With a quarter million miles. Load it into the system if you want to. We'll do it. All right. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars. To Radio 4. GiveMeThe Vin.com and this is Boston.

[A]

GiveMeThe Vin.com presents the John Clay wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[C]

Less car, more bull. The John Clay wolf show.

[B]

Follow me to the desert is thirsty and I'd like to talk but you can't. This is too good.

[C]

Turn it up a little.

[B]

Him and Robert plant, two best. Hands down. They need his movie to come out in 10 years.

[C]

Yeah, right, Tommy. Yeah.

[B]

Chris Cornell. I didn't realize how great he was while he was doing it. I didn't. I'm not ready to turn it down yet. I love this. When we get to the chorus. Is mine is mine. Good stuff. Dicka dicka dicka dick. Good morning everyone. It's 10:49 in the morning. This is the last segment in Dallas. And on the buzz Buzz listeners at 11 o' clock you can jump over to 97.5 on your radio dial and catch our number five and Dallas listeners. You can go to John Claywolf.com and pick up the stream or stream or go to Give me the vend or no or click Stations. You can stream it off iheart music player on any of the other stations that we're on. Why don't they carry hour number five in Dallas?

[D]

They carry hour number four in Dallas.

[B]

Number five.

[D]

Five.

[B]

I mean cuz they're. I don't know, they're. I'll tell you what it is is it's money is what it is. Because our clock soaks up a lot of our show soaks up a lot of time and you mix the show and the songs and then there's just smaller portion of commercials in our show and they. And it gets up to noon or that 11 and 12 o' clock hour and the time becomes more valuable on stuff they can sell. So we would have to change our clock to do it and I'm not willing to do it because I'm.

[D]

Oh, so it's you.

[B]

So it's both of us.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

But that's why we do it in a couple of them anyway. If you guys want to fix that, go to the radio stations and send them emails and pound them and maybe they'll come to. But probably not. They, they. They're pretty. Probably. They're probably not. They're pretty thick skinned about that. And that's typically actual actually on most of the websites now if you notice they don't have a contact us.

[D]

No one knows.

[B]

And on their Facebook pages you can't post anything.

[D]

Nope.

[B]

Because we don't want to know. They don't want to know. They don't want to hear from you. So they come to me and I tell them to go talk to them and they can't. They don't have any method to talk to them and I'm not going to give them my contacts, phone numbers get everybody pissed off at me. It's just not working.

[D]

The real contact numbers where you talk to the big guys.

[B]

Yeah. It's just not worth the fight.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Tell us what you think.

[B]

So Bobbo, you did that bit. I heard you singing something during the break. You did that bit a while back on Neil Young where you.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[B]

Where you. You use the word smash My Peter in a door and most every Neil Young song that we could come up. If you remember a clip. If I don't know I messed my.

[C]

Peter in a cellar door.

[B]

Oh no. The damage. But there's a lot of that and that's on earlier. You guys that listen to the podcast heard all that stuff, and then I heard you doing a Skynyrd version. You're trying to roll this into Skynyrd music, Is that right?

[C]

Well, I'm just, you know, I'm just jerking around during the break.

[B]

No pun.

[C]

I can't. Yeah, I can't. I can't just sit around, right? A man can't just sit around.

[B]

So are we going to try to work something about your peter and to give me back my bullets?

[C]

I think. I think I've got. I think I've got something together.

[B]

Okay, I'm going to. I'm going to play.

[C]

You got a music track.

[B]

I got a music track. Karaoke of Give me back my bullets and I'll point at you and give me back my bullet starts and we'll see how this goes. JD Please pop me up high.

[D]

You are hot.

[B]

I'm hot. Okay, Okay, okay. So we gotta do it again.

[C]

Yeah, I'm sorry. Give it back my peter don't cut a nuck sack where it belongs no, I'm a guy right out place don't cut nutsack Cause you can't have your way if I put a foot down you think I'm gonna pay Put it back Give me back my peter that's terrible. Terrible.

[B]

That was a complete fail. But it's fun to try.

[C]

First time, man.

[B]

First time. So you need to work that out.

[C]

You always. You always hound dog me on those deals, though, you know, it's not ready for prime time.

[B]

Well, that's what's funny. I know Keith Vaughn up in Wichita Falls is being critical of you right now.

[C]

Oh, I know. Yeah. Cut it off. Well, I'm glad that's over.

[D]

I can't stop that stuff from happening.

[C]

Glad that's over, pal. Did you.

[B]

Did you check with him before you decided to play Lynyrd Skynyrd? Because I think he's got a license on 800.800.7234.

[C]

800 fun in with you, Keith. Yeah.

[B]

Which is fun.

[C]

Calm down, Travis.

[B]

Country boy. The Dems medley. We covered that. Hardcore rebrands of Old Town Road. And we'll get to that later.

[C]

That's really shocking audio right there.

[B]

We'll. We'll do that in. In the next hour. Yeah, 800-800-7234.

[C]

It's our four stuff.

[B]

800, 800 radio. Hey, I was buying tickets to. I'm going on a trip next week to Florida, and I was buying tickets on American Airlines. And I hate American Airlines.

[D]

I was Going to say you keep flying.

[B]

You have no choice. In most cases, that's true. But they made you pick your gender. What?

[D]

What?

[B]

I promise. Are you male or female?

[C]

Who made you pick your gender?

[B]

The website, when you're buying the tickets. Oh, okay. Picking gender on American Airlines tickets made me think of transvestites. How do they fly?

[C]

Well, they probably have a lot of.

[B]

Choices, but no, on the American Airlines website, you just have two choices, male and female. This is the politically correct segment of the John Clay.

[C]

How dare they.

[B]

How dare they.

[D]

How dare.

[B]

How dare they.

[D]

I just can't fly.

[B]

So if you're a transvestite or transgender or identify with the opposite gender, are you offended when they force you to pick male or female? And. And if you're a male and you identify as a female and you pick female, when you get to the ticket counter, will they let you on the damn airplane? I don't know. Inquiry minds want to know. If you have this problem, feel free to call in 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Especially you guys down on Bourbon street in New Orleans, because I know that there's a high, you know, population of that down there.

[C]

I never thought of that.

[B]

I didn't either until I picked male or female.

[C]

It's been a while since I've flown commercially, but I think I remember.

[B]

Don't worry. Don't worry. Don't worry about being late because there's one thing for certain. They're going to be late.

[C]

Now, running on time.

[D]

As soon as you say that.

[B]

And I. And I would make sure you carry your bags on, because they're going to lose them. And if and when they lose them, they don't give a rats whatever they do. They don't care. It's really turned into a s. S show. It really has. It has turned into a cattle car. Delta was the bad brand back in the day.

[C]

Used to be.

[B]

Not anymore. Now American Airlines, the old joke, the.

[D]

Guy comes up to the counter, can you sell me a ticket to Chicago? Take me to Des Moines and lose my bag? No, sir, we can't do that. Sure you can. You did it last week.

[C]

I bet a lot of people old enough to remember are really missing Pan Am.

[D]

Pan Am and what else?

[B]

But. But the reorganized American Airlines really changed the. Their. Their tune. Yeah, they just don't care that customer service is gone. If they screw you up, tough. It's kind of like my builder. That's. I've been bitching about my builder on my house for I don't know how many Months now. I finally cut bait last week.

[D]

Did you really?

[C]

Oh, no. Really?

[B]

I pulled a. I pulled a member in Sling Blade when Doyle, played by Dwight Yam, freaked out on everybody and told him to get the hell out of his house.

[C]

Kicks everybody out.

[B]

That goes for retards and transgenders and everybody else.

[C]

Not that there's any correlation between the two.

[B]

I. I had paid him and paid him and paid him. We're. We're. We're over budget, ridiculously. We're overtime budget, ridiculously. And I made him a large draw the other day. And then a week, 10 days later, he comes back to me for another draw. And I was like, no, no, no. We're not doing any more draws until we hit the finish line.

[C]

We don't need practice, Randy.

[B]

Right? We're gonna. We need gigs. We're gonna finish.

[C]

Get the hell out of my house.

[B]

And I'm gonna pay you. I want you to be a little bit uncomfortable as you have made me for so long so that you finish and cross the finish line. And I don't want to owe you. You know, if I don't owe you any money at the finish line, then I can't tell you. You gotta fix that and you gotta do this right, because there were some things that I was waiting to clean up. So he was trying to get the leverage on me, you know, right there at the three yard line, he said, well, if you can't pay this draw, then I'm gonna have to pull the subs out of here. And I was like, are you threatening me? And he said, well, I hate to say it, but yes, I think I am. And I went full blown. Get your ass off my property and take all your Mexicans with you.

[C]

You're like, give me back. Give me back my Peter.

[B]

That's right. So I could say it's been a quiet week at the Wolf residence this week because all the. All the workers are gone now.

[D]

What are you doing do.

[B]

But I've got them all geared back up to start. They've started back today.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So we've all made up.

[B]

Yeah. No.

[D]

Oh, we have not made up.

[B]

New people, new people. New people. Okay. New people, new people. I don't hate the guy. He said, I like the guy. I'm never going to say his name on the air because I would never want to hurt him.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

I really, really like him, but I'm. Don't hustle a hustler. Don't be as a BSer.

[C]

Yeah. After this much time, there's obviously some Kind of malfeasance.

[B]

I mean, it's ridiculous logistics. It's ridiculous. Oh, my God. And you get locked in. Well, the electrician took off to go build a school for a month. Where?

[D]

South America.

[B]

Well, we need a different electrician. Well, I got to use this one. So we're going to stall this job out for a month because of the. And then, well, the framers went off. They had to get on another job. We got to stop for a month, you know. Well, the tile guys got to go because, oh, we ran out of material. Son of a. Can't believe it. When did y' all realize you ran out of tile? When you pulled the last tile up and said, oh, this is the last one. We're out.

[D]

We are out also, but let's not.

[B]

Order it beforehand so that we can keep them busy.

[F]

Why?

[B]

Because I had another job and he didn't want to tell me that because I screamed at him. So don't get me going. I'm glad to get control of my project back so I can finish the damn thing. Don't ever remind house. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars radio. Go to john claywolf.com for the podcast or the stream right now.

[C]

Bye.

[A]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Researchers.

[B]

From NASA and the European Space Agency are seeking female applicants for a study on weightlessness that will pay women $19,000.

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To lie in bed for 60 days.

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Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio said Trump.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

I paid, like seven times that for one day now.

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Boom. Summer nights. It is that time. Sure is lake level. It's getting hot, actually.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

All over the.

[D]

All over the country.

[B]

You know, you look forward to summer and they're like, damn, it's hot out here.

[D]

I'm sweating.

[B]

This sucks.

[D]

Doesn't take long. First week in summer, man, I'm hot. When's the spring coming?

[B]

Bakersfield. Oh, they're on delay, so they can't call in. I mean, they can, but they won't get us. Live sounds. Want to know what the. What the weather is out there? Man, that California. When I was out there last summer, I got bit by the bug pretty hard. It is. I see why everybody goes out there and lives and sits through that traffic and pays those taxes. Because it is. What is the attraction? It's just freaking paradise. The weather is just San Diego, Southern Cal. It's all the same.

[D]

Bakersfield weather today is going to be 96 and sunny.

[B]

Ouch.

[D]

Right now it's 77. Because it's, of course, 9 o' clock in the morning.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Brandon and Kermit. Is Kermit out there by Midland? Where is kermit?

[F]

Kermit is 40 miles east of Odessa.

[B]

Okay. Are you in the oil business?

[F]

Excuse me?

[B]

Are you in the oil business?

[F]

Oh, yes, sir. That's all I found here is. Oh, everybody's out here.

[B]

What do you do?

[F]

I mean, making the money in the whole business.

[B]

What's your role of the oil field? What do you do?

[F]

I am a pumper for. I work for eog.

[C]

Huh.

[B]

Do you live out there? Do you stay in temporary housing or do you have a home out there?

[F]

I was born and raised here in Kermit. Graduated and everything.

[B]

All right, so on this 18. On this 18 RAM 3/3 to 3/4 ton. Is it a Mega Cab or crew? Cab. Thanks.

[F]

It's Mega Cab.

[B]

It's a Mega Cab. And does it have a sunroof?

[F]

No, sir.

[B]

Okay, what color?

[F]

Great.

[B]

And the miles it are 14,000?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Does 50 grand buy it? 50. 50 grand? If it's got 14, 000 miles of mega cab with 14, 000 miles in it straight and I don't have to fix anything, I'll give 50. Get 50, 000. Load it up into give. Let's do business. I'll send somebody out there. So Kermit is on. It's closer to Fort Worth or further away from Fort Worth in Midlands.

[F]

It's further away. It's. You know where, you know Odessa's at?

[B]

Yeah, I thought you said it's 100 miles east of Midland. So it's 100 miles west of Midland.

[F]

Oh, it's from.

[C]

From Midland. It's.

[F]

It's probably about six sixty, about seventy miles east.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

It's.

[B]

It's permit.

[F]

Odessa, then Midland.

[B]

I'm gonna have to pay extra to get my transports to go out there and pick it up. But we can do it. We'll do it.

[C]

I'll.

[B]

I'll send for it if you want to pay. If you want another 500. If you want another 500, bring it to me because it's gonna cost me 500 to go get it.

[F]

All right? I'm always up there for us. I got family up there, so I can do that.

[B]

You can bring it in and then southwest back. We can get you a ride to the airport. You can southwest back, then have one of your girlfriends pick you up at the airport.

[F]

Sounds good, man.

[B]

All right, man. Thanks, Kermit. Kermit on the other side of Miss Piggy. 800-800-723-4.

[D]

There's a drop.

[B]

800, 800 radio. Yeah, I'm, I'm really looking forward to this trip. I haven't had a trip without kids, a real one. And this is only 4.

[D]

Do all your holidays with the kids.

[B]

This is only four days. And I clipped the kids out of this deal about a month ago. I'm like, you know what? All you some could just stay here. Grandparents are going to be in town. And my wife's like, but what about the kids? And the kids are like, what about us? I'm like, y', all, no, this is adults to go.

[D]

Like, you're going on a beautiful hundred foot yacht, my friend. Why would you have want children?

[B]

My friend has this yacht and he invited us to go on it for a long weekend.

[D]

Right?

[B]

I mean, it's like the Wolf of Wall street yacht. I'm like, oh, yeah, I'm in. We've actually been talking about this for six months since he bought it.

[D]

Seriously.

[B]

And we're going to go.

[D]

So excited.

[B]

Yeah, we're, we're gonna leave.

[D]

You know where you're going? I mean, you're going out of Key West.

[B]

We're just gonna just. We were gonna go to Cuba. That was always when we were planning this. We were going to go to Cuba, but that just got screwed up.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

You know, I don't know what the rules are, if anybody knows what the current rules are and like has firsthand experience on, on Cuba. I mean, if we pull up to Cuba, it's only 90 miles.

[D]

You just, you steam toward there until somebody stops you.

[B]

Well, that's. And that's kind of what he said. He said, I think we should just go.

[D]

I was kidding.

[B]

I was.

[D]

I think he should probably have it cleared with someone.

[B]

I. I've been, I've been listening to island music and Jimmy Buffett for about, for about two days.

[D]

Perfect.

[B]

Just perfect. Just. I'm getting, getting right in my head for it.

[D]

Other mother ocean.

[B]

So. Yeah. Where are we gonna go? I don't know. I want to go diving.

[D]

Doesn't matter where you.

[B]

I want to pull up on a reef and just stay there and just fall off of that thing. He's got the air compressors on the boat.

[D]

Oh, so you can do.

[B]

So you can reload. The scuba tanks are just.

[D]

Are you scuba certified?

[B]

Awesome, Patty. Perfect. I don't know anything about Key West.

[C]

He.

[B]

He really doesn't either. He just bought this thing six months ago and this will Be like the first real trip. It's been out of the. It's been in dry dock for four months. Getting. Getting restoed.

[D]

Key west itself is very cool. A lot of history, a lot of gays, a lot of chickens.

[B]

I'm not interested in Key West. I'm interested in the damn ocean being on that big bad.

[D]

Once you get all the water, it's beautiful. It's going to be blue, clear. So pretty.

[B]

Is that the Caribbean, is it?

[D]

No, not quite yet. It's just past where the Gulf Stream ends.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

That's where that turns into the Caribbean. But it's. I mean, it is beautiful. Blue, clear water.

[B]

Have you ever driven from Miami or southern Florida to Key West?

[D]

I have, yes.

[B]

Is that a beating? Is it traffic?

[D]

No, it's not. No, no. It's. It's a very nice highway. It's clear, it's open. There's little stops along the way.

[C]

There's.

[D]

You just do the bar hop all the way down the sandwich shops, stopping, stop at Key Largo, have some key lime pie. It's great. No, it's A great drive.

[C]

A1A. A1A.

[B]

All right. Do you think I'll get bored?

[D]

Oh, Absolut.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[D]

On the ship. No. You'll have all kinds of stuff to do. Does he have any watercraft at all?

[B]

No, but we're going to. He has a dinghy on top. And we're going to pull a little whaler behind us. Perfect. So we can go fishing.

[D]

Yep, that's it.

[B]

And all the scuba gear.

[D]

Scuba gear.

[B]

It should be the best trip of my life. I'm jealous, too. I'm excited. I hope I can chill out.

[D]

That's a big thing because you never turn it off.

[B]

I mean, out there, there will be no cell service. There will be no Internet.

[D]

You're gonna be forced to shut down.

[B]

Well, I will. I'll be forced to shut down. But. But everybody that needs questions answered, which is all day, every day of my life. You know, my dad told me when he used to work us. I was bitching about my dad earlier, but, you know, he'd say, boy, now you know what it feels like to be physically tired after a full day of construction. Stuff like this.

[C]

Right.

[B]

He's like, being mentally tired is more difficult. And I understand what he's saying. Sure. I mean, coming in from this business thing has gotten so goofy in the. In everything. Coming at me so hard all day.

[D]

All day.

[B]

Have you noticed that I don't even come into the office? I'm just in my car all day.

[D]

Noticed that you're out in the park. People go, where's John? I go, he's in his car. I'd leave him alone if I was you.

[B]

That's just really. I just sit there on the phone all day, all day. And if I'm in here, I can't be on the phone because everybody comes to me, you know, to answer questions that they can answer themselves if I'm not here. And I've got to get everybody conditioned to where they don't need me to make a decision unless it's important.

[D]

And that's the goal.

[B]

As this thing grows, it'll. It'll. It's already. It's not out of control. But if we have the success in all the other markets, you know, West Coast, Northeast, all that stuff, I'm gonna be spent. Well, I'm just gonna have to have people that make those decisions.

[D]

I've said for years, I don't know how you do what you do now.

[B]

I think it's.

[D]

You exhaust me watching you.

[B]

Yeah, it exhausts me too. This radio show's release. This radio show is the highlight of my week because it gives us a chance to sit down and screw off. This is the only time I get to really unplug.

[D]

And this is the best hour of the best whole show because it kind of. We relax a little bit, right? So if you're listening now, this is where we cuss. But. Yeah, you're a Jimmy but, pal. We're just chilling on the boat.

[B]

Bobbo, entertain me. Hang on. This Austin dude. Austin. Austin in Houston. You've been on hold for like four hours. I. The reason I left you on hold is I was looking. I don't know what a Polar Edition is.

[F]

The Polar Edition is it's got like the mountains on the hood. It's got different hood and then the seats are white pinstriping with the mountains on the back. And then it's got the white like around the circle events and handles and stuff like that.

[B]

Factory option or aftermarket?

[F]

Factory.

[B]

Is it an unlike Limited four door or two door?

[F]

Four door.

[B]

Is it hard top or soft?

[F]

Hard.

[B]

That's what. That's what she said.

[F]

Same color as the Jeep. White.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna bid this thing. It doesn't have the Rubicon locking differentials, does it?

[F]

No.

[B]

Okay, so it has 72,000 miles on it. Is it lifted or stock?

[F]

It's got a 3 inch lift and the 35s on it.

[B]

Does 25 grand buy it?

[F]

Most likely, yes.

[B]

I'M bidding it like a Rubicon because I don't. I can't find. Yeah, so that's. That's where I'm coming up with the number. I'm just kind of skipping. I'm swapping out. Let's do that.

[F]

Like three years. They made them like this.

[B]

Let's do a. On a 15. A 15. Jeep Wrangler Polar with 72. I'll give 25,000. Go to. Give me the vin.com. load it and up. Tell them, John. Bid me at 25 grand on the air. And because my computer is going to hit you lower than that because it can't figure out what a Polar edition is, because it's not in the book. But I'll give 25 grand. The way you described it, with a clean carfax and a nice rig. 72,000 miles. Line it up. We'll get a check cut and get it delivered. Get it picked up. Thanks.

[D]

We'll get it come Monday.

[B]

Come Monday. Come Monday, we'll get it. Yeah, we should sit here and play Jimmy Buffett songs for the next. We need to ease into Bob Marley a little bit.

[D]

You in the mood, man?

[B]

Well, I'll tell you what's not got me in the mood is for some stupid ass reason. Last. Okay, I drank some beers Friday. I might have Saturday, but I don't think I did. So I think the last time I had any beers was Friday because I do better on the show. I'm funnier when I'm a little hungover. So that today the reason I'm not funny is because I'm not hungover. Because Sunday night we're sitting with the guy we're going on the trip with and his girl. We went to dinner together to kind of plan the trip. And for some reason, I just cocked off and said, you know what? I'm not gonna have any more beer until I'm on that damn boat. The worst statement I've ever made in my life.

[D]

You know you can go back on that, right?

[B]

Well, not when your old lady is just evil eyeing you all the time. You can't stop. You can't do it. This is a test.

[D]

Oh, so now she's okay? She's gonna see into doing it right.

[B]

Now it's turned into a batter. A matter of wits. So Monday night, the next night, we're at a concert in a suite with free booze and free food. Jennifer Lopez. God, you need to drink to get through that. I mean, who. Who can name off three JLo songs off the top of Their head, not I. And then the next night we went to a sporting event in a suite. Free beer. Wednesday's the auction day and I typically go drink schooners all afternoon while I'm going through the auction results afterwards.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And chill out and unwind. No third. No. No nothing. I mean, I'm like. I'm getting irritated.

[D]

You're getting me irritated.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, these are all I forgot. What a seriously part of my life. Miller Lite is this segment of the.

[D]

Show brought to you buy Miller Light, right?

[B]

I mean, it's. Bob, how many days did you drink this week? Be honest. Completely honest. If. If it touched your lips, it counts this week. Okay, so start with last Saturday. You don't even remember. I wouldn't remember either.

[C]

Maybe four, maybe five.

[B]

Right. And so what's your. What. What do you do? Maybe eight.

[C]

Maybe I don't. I don't think about it a lot.

[B]

I know. I. I understand and I'm with you on this. So. So what?

[C]

My friend Tony T. Came to town last week on Saturday and so as is our fashion, we bought a giant jug of vodka, big handle of Jim Beam.

[B]

Jim Beam is not vodka, sir.

[C]

Oh, I'm sorry. Big. Big handle of whiskey. Okay, okay. And took it home and drank whiskey and Coke for a few hours. And he brought his girl Emily with him. They're all the. The gang. Where I live is really cool. It's a very threes company, if that makes any sense.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Apartment dwelling.

[B]

What day was that?

[C]

Saturday. We're all in the pool. So then Sunday drink about half the whiskey. Sunday, I took her easy horse.

[B]

Nothing.

[C]

Very little if.

[B]

If it touch your lips. Accounts.

[C]

No, I don't think Sunday.

[B]

I did Monday.

[C]

You know, Sunday's recoup day. Do the laundry early. My neighbor James came over. We talked for a while. Monday, Monday.

[B]

I got to keep you moving.

[C]

Monday's busy. Monday's an early start. I can't seem to get home before 6:30 these days.

[B]

So did you need to unwind when you got home and you had you some wine?

[C]

I'll bet I had it.

[B]

I bet you did too. Yeah. And Tuesday, when you're prepping for the auction.

[C]

Tuesday, finished off the whiskey.

[B]

Okay, I know that. Okay. And then.

[C]

No, no. Wednesday, finished off the whiskey because I had new episodes of something. Fear the Walking Dead or something thirsty. Thursday, nothing at all.

[B]

Friday, last night.

[C]

Last night. A little bit of wine. Yeah, a little bit of wine.

[B]

And tonight?

[C]

Glass. Tonight. Tonight starts at 2pm okay. I'm thinking about lemonade.

[B]

Like Bush Light. Lemonade or whatever it's called. Natty light lemonade.

[C]

Oh, those were so good. Cody Baggot. You have no idea what you're talking about.

[D]

Who is Cody Baggin?

[B]

Somebody was bagging on Bobbo on Facebook saying, bobbo's so full of it.

[C]

You guys remember I went to Alabama some time ago and I saw these things they call natter days. It's natural light. You see this? You gotta flip. Way back on the John Clay Wolf show's Facebook page, there's natural light, but they're mixed with strawberry lemonade.

[B]

Sounds so cool. I mean, it sounds so black.

[C]

The case of natural light is silver and blue, but this one is pink and yellow. And it's got those trailer park fake pink flamingos all over the box. And they're called natter days. And they taste a lot like a malt duck. If you remember those from the 70s, right? Malt Duck was kind of flavored beer.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

And these taste a lot like that. And my girl Annie just loved them. You know, I couldn't bring the whole case home. She just loved these things. And they were very good. Cody's like Bobbo's full of it. These things taste like.

[B]

Like water.

[C]

I can't drink them.

[B]

You stupid. Bob don't taste like water. They taste like bootleg hood booze.

[C]

No, they're. They're really. I mean, I was surprised.

[B]

Dude, if it tastes like malt duck, it is ghetto booze.

[C]

Well, so be it.

[B]

DJ Prek, what's cracking?

[C]

You're thinking of cold duck.

[B]

I am thinking of cold duck. What's the difference between cold duck and malt duck?

[C]

Malt duck, Google. Google it.

[B]

No, I'm gonna ask the white black man.

[E]

He knows cold duck and malt duck. Man, I don't have no idea what the hell y' all talking about.

[B]

What's the kind of beer that Mickey's big mouth, you know?

[E]

Yeah, see, I know about some Mickey's. I know about some old English. I know about some cult 45. But I don't know nothing about no ducks.

[B]

I listened to your song this week. Oh, yeah? Yeah. It's pretty good.

[E]

Hey, I appreciate that, man. You know, I took some of what you told me, man. You know, I put a spin on some old things.

[B]

And have you had any feedback on it?

[E]

I've been getting a lot of views this up to about. It's a little short to 2000 views on Facebook.

[B]

It's pretty good.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that more than. I mean, if you just put it out there the other day, is that way more than most of them.

[E]

It's. It's.

[B]

It's. That's.

[E]

That's what I'm getting on average.

[B]

You got to look at the time frame, though. Do you get that much on average that quick in time?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I'd say it's about a thousand a week.

[B]

You know, why don't we. What's up? I wonder if I should get with the guys at Kiss and get it played on kiss.

[E]

Oh, yeah. Hey, let me. Let me get an original one beforehand because, you know, I ain't got no rights to the song that I sampled on that thing. I don't want Usher coming for me.

[B]

You know, what are they gonna do if you didn't make any money on it?

[E]

Well, that's true. I'm broke as a joke, baby.

[B]

Cold duck. So what do you drink, DJ Freaking Main?

[E]

Back in my drinking days, I would. I would go hard, man.

[B]

Yeah, I.

[E]

This was my broke days, though, okay? I was down in the dirt, you know, wanting to get. Get the cheap buzz, get more bang for my buck. So why take that $5, go over to the Cash Saver over there in Lake Worth where they got king cobra, 40 ounces, two for $4.20.

[B]

That is a bargain.

[E]

Ooh wee. Man. Drink those two, get home, make some tracks, you know, and real bad stuff.

[B]

You take us out.

[E]

Hey, for sure, man. We'll be right back with some more of the John Clay Wolf Show, Baby, you.

[B]

Then I could solve some mysteries, too.

[A]

Give me the. Vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this.

[B]

How did we have this return song again?

[C]

Did we?

[F]

You want.

[D]

Okay, hold on.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. You don't need to start it over. I'm just wondering.

[D]

No, I'll tell you how.

[B]

I just want.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now, 1-800-800- radio.

[B]

Who you calling? I ain't say calling you.

[A]

This is the John Clay wolf show.

[B]

Better, J.D.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

Turley is on vacay. He's in Hawaii with his family.

[D]

Put a picture up yesterday of them grilling with the beach, palm trees and all the pretty water.

[B]

I've never been to Hawaii.

[D]

We miss you, Charlie.

[C]

You're doing all right. You're doing all right, J.D. you don't want to give you any crap about it, but I keep telling you.

[B]

Oh, I'm aware.

[C]

If you could read.

[D]

John was so nice, though. He was being so political earlier because it was. He knew if he screamed at me, I would Cry. So he goes.

[B]

He goes.

[D]

No, no, really, this is a screw up. I mean, you're not screwing up, but it's clearly operator error.

[B]

And you're the operator. Drunk ass. Tracy, good morning. Good morning, John, Clay, how are you?

[G]

We're doing pretty good. How are y'? All?

[B]

We're having fun. JD's figuring out how to run this. Fly this airplane without Turley here. Hey, did you get the bottle of vodka I sent you?

[G]

No, sir, we did not.

[B]

I sent you a bottle of vodka and two T shirts about a month ago.

[G]

No, we never got them.

[B]

I'm a damn.

[G]

I promise you.

[B]

Okay, I believe you. I'm gonna work on that. Yeah, I'll figure it out. So what's your message?

[G]

Okay.

[B]

What were you calling for?

[G]

I'm calling to let you guys know that we're wishing y' all a happy July 4th.

[B]

Well, thank you, ma'. Am. And you, too. And I'm. I'm. I'm a little torqued because you announced your engagement. We sent you an engagement present of a big handle of Absolute Vodka and two T shirts.

[C]

I think it is still trying to figure out how to smuggle that into the U.S. mail.

[B]

Is that what I told.

[C]

I told him I would drive it down.

[B]

It's too far. You're not going to drive it down. It's just. I mean. But all they have to do is just put it in a box and mail it. Nobody cares. Liquor is. Liquor is not illegal in the United States. It was in the 30s.

[G]

No, it's not.

[B]

I mean, can you. I mean, can you order drunk. If anybody will know. Drunk Ass Tracy. Drunk Ass Tracy. Can you order liquor online that's delivered to your home?

[G]

Yes, you can.

[B]

Okay, Bob, So why is it okay for the liquor people to mail it, but we can't?

[C]

I didn't tell them. Don't mail it. It's not my job, man, Okay? I even offered to drive it down as I said.

[B]

All right, well, I appreciate that, but you're worth too much to be running. You got too much going on to be taking a day trip to deliver a bottle of Absolute and two T shirts four hours away to some show fans.

[C]

I'm also not the guy you want really, you know, keeping an eye on your vodka. So.

[B]

Happy 4th of July to you, too. Drunk Ass Tracy, to be fair. Okay, I got a little game I want to play. This is just mellow. We're being mellow.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

So I'm going to play this. Pop me up. Jd, you're up. All right. You all Heard this song. The guy was kind of popular.

[C]

Very.

[B]

Who is today's John Denver?

[C]

Wow.

[B]

And I'll. And I've got two more. I want to ask you who today's Ozzy Osbourne is, who today's Michael Jackson is, and who today's George Strait is. DJ Preka, are you listening? Because I'm gonna go to you for the Michael Jackson one.

[E]

I got you.

[B]

All right, so Bobbo, who is. It doesn't have to be like today, but it has to be recent. I mean, not recent within the past 20 years because this guy's an icon. His music's still getting played. And who's become that iconic in this vein of goofy ass folk music?

[C]

I think he's done more uptempo stuff. But if you listen to his self pinned, you know, philosophical bent, I think Zac Brown might be today's John Deadwood.

[E]

Really?

[C]

When he goes light and airy.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Cuz he sings a lot about the ocean and air and water and elemental things.

[B]

JD do you have an opinion?

[D]

That's Zach Brown's a really, really good.

[B]

You know, I don't even. I've heard a couple of Zach Brown hits. I know he sells out stadiums, so I need to get tuned in and figure out what's going on.

[D]

So Kenny Chesney does a lot that's kind of folky.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

And he can sell out mine.

[B]

Is this guy. This is a deep cut, by the way. Yeah. Do you even know who this is?

[C]

Dave Matthew? Yeah, John Denver, maybe. Maybe.

[B]

I mean, listen, it's that same funky goofy ass stuff and he's, he's, he's huge.

[C]

He's got that hit potential thing because even songs you never heard before.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Catch you.

[B]

All right, so I don't know if Zach Brown. So we're gonna go with Zach Brown. And do you agree with the Dave Matthews a bit.

[C]

I could go with that. Dave Matthews might be more like today's Billy Joel.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

As a band leader and a purely melodic singer, maybe. I don't know.

[B]

Pretty John Denver sounding to me there.

[C]

You.

[D]

That's got a little John Denver to it.

[B]

Okay, so what was the other one? Ozzy? What. What Aussie song should I yank up?

[C]

Hell, they're all good. You'd have to be our age.

[B]

And you have two Aussies, you have, you have Black Sabbath, Aussie, and you have. Have Ozzy on his own.

[C]

Well, and you have crazy Ozzy on his own. And you have mature Ozzy on his own.

[B]

I mean, Ozzy's biggest hit ever on the radio Is this one crazy? If we're just talking airplane.

[C]

Okay. Chart Shark hit. Yeah. Love it.

[B]

So who would be your today's Aussie?

[C]

Okay. This is gonna knock you over.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

But I really thought about it. Okay. Kid Rock.

[B]

I can't argue with you.

[C]

Strong start, total extrovert. Crazy, in a way, says a lot of sensible things. People who like Kid Rock, love Kid Rock. Same with ay. And kind of a similar concert experience. If you've ever seen him, you know.

[B]

I'm going to go with that. I. I think you win that round. I think you definitely win that round. That sounds kind of John Denver. What was his biggest. What was Kid Rock's lark? Yeah, it sounds very warm.

[C]

Cowboy.

[B]

Cowboy, yeah. There you go. Awesome.

[D]

What's the one he does about.

[B]

I'm gonna go with that. That's deep, but I think you cut. I think you got it. You. This is obviously very arguable. There's other people that would call in. And if you have suggestions for this little conversation. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So the other one I asked was, there's two more. Michael Jackson, Bruno Mars, DJ Pre K.

[E]

You know, I didn't think about Bruno Mars. That's a good one. But I gotta go with my boy, Chris Brown, man. Chris Brown. Controversial pass. He fights, still making hits. Fights with women, and he can dance like a damn fool.

[B]

Yeah, worked. I'm gonna go with Bobbo on the. On the. Chris Brown. I'm sorry, Bruno Mars, as far as we're talking stupid hip hop mega celebrity who would sell out Texas stadium faster or whatever it's called now. AT&T. Bruno Mars or Chris Brown?

[E]

Ooh, Bruno Mars. No question. I think Bob O might have that one. Man. I didn't think of Bruno, but Bruno even got the curls, you know, we'll see how his future goes. See if he's really like Mike.

[C]

Stick with me, kid. I'll teach you about soul music, briquette.

[B]

You know who's got the. You know who's got the voice, though? Oh, this was his big hit, wasn't it? Bruno Mars. You know who's got the voice for Michael Jackson more so than Chris Brown would be Neo.

[C]

Yeah, probably.

[E]

Oh, Neo's good, too. That first Neo album, classic.

[B]

This is. This is very Michael Jackson.

[C]

Yeah. I don't know. He's too masculine, though.

[B]

He's too short. He's only like 4, 2. He's a dance little fool. So the final. Now we're gonna jump to country. And who's this guy and he's got so many variations, but he's the Michael Jackson of country music.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And Garth Brooks does not qualify. No, no.

[D]

As far as big Kenny Chesney, but he doesn't have the hard edge to him.

[B]

Do you think George Strait has a hard edge?

[D]

I mean, he's more country. Yeah. Because Jez needs more pop.

[C]

I've thought a lot about this. More country. Country. When you, when you look at George straight deal guitars, you're talking about a really serious breakout right from the start. Great albums, not just singles. And he hardly. I think he wrote one song in his entire career and it was a Christmas song. The artist that, that does that in country music today with number one hit after number one hit after number one hit, just as popular.

[B]

Hang on, I want to guess this. And when did he start?

[C]

You know who I'm thinking?

[B]

And Garth Brooks does not apply. When did he start?

[C]

Maybe 10 years ago. Not a new artist, but Rudy. No.

[D]

That's good.

[B]

Hang on. Robert's got in. Says modern day Aussie. Who do you think the modern day Aussie is? Robert?

[F]

Yes, sir. I'm thinking Zack Wild. Not just because he was Ozzy's guitar player from the 90s on until what, like 2009 or whatever, but just the singing voice is very representative of Ozzy, very Aussie esque. And the mop. I'd say modern day Michael Jackson would have to be the weekender.

[B]

You're going pretty deep. I don't know if they've got the, the wides, the wide span that I'm talking about. I mean the huge broadband popularity. You, you, you're obviously a hardcore fan. You're like a motorhead into it. I'm not disagreeing with you, but I don't think it's not covering a big enough swath for, for I, I, I think you're wrong.

[C]

Have you heard Zack Wild stuff on his own?

[B]

No. Is it good?

[C]

It's not terrible. No, it's, it's solid, solid, solid music. My George Straight pick.

[B]

No, no, I want to keep guessing. J.D. who's yours? You said Kenny Chesney. Yeah, chesney. You said 10 years. He started 10 years ago is when he broke out.

[C]

Huh.

[B]

Who the hell could that be?

[C]

Let me make sure of that. Okay. I'm gonna get a year. Yeah, right.

[B]

About winner Brian and Austin.

[F]

Hey, how y' all doing today?

[B]

Good. Good.

[F]

I was listening to your comment about Bruno and how it's like straight up Michael Jackson. You nailed it. That song, Uptown Funk.

[C]

Yep.

[F]

If you listen to that song, I think that. Is that the track you guys played, Uptown?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

I want to say that if you listen to Michael Jackson's song called Jam, that it's almost a direct. It's almost a direct rip off.

[B]

I'm gonna pull that during the break.

[F]

Yeah, it's in the same key. It's got the same groove. It's the same tempo. And when you listen to the horn parts in Jam and then listen to the horn parts in Uptown Funk, the very first time I heard it, I'm a musician and I also do some DJ work, I instantly pulled up Jam and I lined the two up next to each other. It's like, dude, it's the same song.

[B]

You know what the difference between Michael Jackson and Bruno Mars is? You there, Brian?

[F]

Is this a serious question or a tough.

[B]

Very serious. Bruno Mars likes his little boys over 17 years old. We'll be right back.

[A]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-TRIO now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

I don't think Axl Rose is the current day George Strait. That's not right.

[C]

Is that what you're thinking, J.D.

[D]

Yes, I'm thinking Axl Rose.

[B]

Who's the current day Axl Rose?

[C]

Zach Watt.

[B]

Who? Zach. Wow. Who's late to all their shows? Lauryn Hill. She's the. She's the current day Axl Rose. She can't show up on time. I hate her. I loved her music until I went to her concert. She stood us up for, I don't know, 45 minutes.

[C]

Really.

[B]

Then came out with a bad attitude.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And we've been to see her twice. She's. Anyway, it doesn't matter. So this guy's saying Jam from Michael Jackson's just like Neo. And as a musician. Okay, that's fine. So I'm not disagreeing with his. On the beat. Disagrees with George Straight. Says Okies. Have one up. David Lawton, Good morning. David in Oklahoma. Are you there?

[C]

Sorry. There he is.

[B]

He had to fumble it right at the end. Hey, David. Oklahoma.

[C]

Had to happen.

[B]

David, can you hear me? Oklahoma.

[C]

David.

[B]

You got to turn the radio.

[C]

Down and turn your phone up.

[B]

Yep, with 60 second delay. I gotta hang up on you. Going once. Hey, It's a typical local. Hey, well, what was your message here? You're on the air, bud. Talk to me. Come on. Gotta go. All right, you're out, you're in, and then you're.

[D]

See, I was trying to save you from that guy.

[C]

Yeah, no offense, but he's from Oklahoma.

[B]

So, Babo, read off. We're talk. We're not. We're disputing. And I really don't have a position yet. I'm trying to get one. Garth Brooks is. Ah, screw Garth Brooks. I hate him.

[C]

Garth brooks debuted in 1987, so really, that's only.

[B]

Yeah, okay, forget. I don't hate him. I just hate what he did to country music. Garth Brooks ruined country music, hands down.

[C]

No, country music's dead. I saw Garth kill it in 1994.

[B]

Just put a bullet right in his head and.

[C]

Nothing wrong with that, right? It has come back to some extent. Okay, this artist had a debut album in 2005.

[B]

What we're talking about here is who is the current day George Strait? We did. Who's the current day John Denver? Came up with Dave Matthews. Who's the current day Ozzy Osbourne came up with Kid Rock. Who's the current day Michael Jackson? Came up with what's his name?

[C]

Bruno.

[B]

Bruno Marsh. And now we're. Who's the current day George Strait?

[C]

Okay. And you're looking at a very successful. Right out of the bag. First album, multi award winning. Okay. Second album, 2006, won the single record of the year, best new vocalist, best vocalist of the year, and then album of the year 2007, video of the year, Single record of the year, vocalist of the year, many times entertainer of the year at the CMAS in 2008.

[B]

This is heavy. Is this a female or a male?

[C]

It's. Well, here's. Here's the one that'll turn it actually won the fourth season of American Idol in 2005. Oh, 2004. Something like.

[B]

Okay, so is the girl. What's her name? Yeah. Carrie Underwood.

[C]

Carrie Underwood. I think she's as close to the modern day George Strait as you'll get.

[D]

I was gonna. I thought you were gonna go with Keith Urban because he's done a lot of cool stuff too.

[C]

He's an awfully good artist, man. One of the few country artists.

[B]

You think Harry Underwood is the modern day George Strait.

[C]

Yeah, go. I'm thinking outside the box, John. That's. That's what I do.

[B]

You're thinking in the box because you think she's hot. That. That. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard you say since I've known you.

[C]

Can I tell you something?

[B]

Yes. I hate her.

[C]

I hate her. I see her on all the talk shows and the Entertainment Tonight shows. I think she's so fake and not, you know, on our side.

[B]

Right.

[C]

I don't. I Don't know any of her songs by heart. I know she was very popular and she kind of mirrors George Straits level of success from a very early time to the present day. That's what I'm basing it on, that's all. And I'm probably wrong. Keith Urban's a good guess. A lot of people would say Blake Shelton. I mean, he's had that level of success and he does more or less keep it country. And that's something George is really known for.

[B]

So, you know who's the modern day Aretha Franklin?

[C]

Modern day Aretha Franklin.

[B]

I know that one for sure.

[C]

Prince. He died.

[B]

That's fair. I'm gonna go now. I've lost it.

[C]

You know I was joking.

[B]

Kelly Clarkson. Yeah, probably that girl.

[C]

What a voice.

[B]

She's got it, Nick. Carrie Underwood.

[D]

You're not getting away with this.

[B]

You're not getting away with this.

[C]

No.

[B]

We need a better. We need a better. Is country music on that bad? Who's the girl that my. My buddy plays guitar for?

[D]

Miranda.

[B]

Hell, she's bigger than Carrie Underwood, isn't she?

[D]

Yep.

[C]

Is she?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I didn't know.

[B]

Yeah, I suck. I mean, Carrie Underwood. You're still having Reba Flash.

[C]

Hey, man, you know, you say Ozzy and I say Kid Rock. I'm trying to think of answers that nobody else would come up with.

[B]

I was with you on that one. You had my full support. Carrie Underwood. God damn Bobbo.

[C]

Well, you can see where I'm coming from, though.

[B]

No, I see a hot blonde. That's where you're coming from.

[C]

But you ax me anyway, you know, and you don't have to agree.

[B]

David in Oklahoma said he missed our call because he was lighting a joint. Okay, thank you.

[C]

Whatever.

[B]

Oklahoma. Tim in Oklahoma City.

[C]

Good morning. Hello.

[B]

Hey. Hey.

[F]

This Tim?

[B]

Yeah. Tim, you're on the air.

[F]

Yeah, I was listening to you guys talking about the music and would think Led Zeppelin, the new one would be Greta Van Fleet.

[B]

Well, because they're a cover. They're a Led Zeppelin cover band and they're wonderful, but they don't have the body of work to even put them in the same vein as Led Zeppelin.

[F]

Oh, no, I know.

[B]

I mean, I'm.

[F]

I'm in. I'm in my 50s and. Yeah, they don't. But I'm. I'm just after the Carrie Underwood. This is a. This is Brian after the Carrie Underwood deal, I think.

[B]

Tim, thank you. Yes, you're right. It's brilliant. Compared to the Kelly. I mean, Carry on.

[F]

I don't know if he if he's crossing the Red river, coming here to Oklahoma for his medical marijuana or what. But you know, that was just way out there. I mean, that is me a show all the time. I used to own a note lot here in Oklahoma City. All right, I had one for about 14 years. I was telling that guy I was about 40 years old, divorced my 40 year old wife for two. 20 year old dancer. End up losing my business.

[B]

That's gonna get us all rich. If our listener bodies show washed up car dealers.

[C]

Only reason to cross the Red river is if you want beer after midnight. Okay.

[B]

Jimmy and Fayetteville, good morning.

[F]

Morning guys.

[B]

I like, I like Jimmy's answer. Go ahead with it.

[F]

Brad Paisley for the modern day George Strait, the guy, he writes a lot of his old songs. He's a hell of a picker. He's pretty good guy all around. And he filled out stadiums across the nation.

[B]

So do you think that that's a better choice than Carrie Underwood?

[F]

Oh, hell yeah.

[B]

Okay. I do too. Well, Carrie Underwood, George, in Las Vegas, Nevada.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

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[F]

All right, sounds good.

[B]

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