#206 John Clay Wolfe Show 07.13.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #206 (07.13.19)

Aired: February 16, 2026
Podcast Theme:
Cars, sports, sex, drugs, rock & roll, and anything that won’t get them fined by the FCC.

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Episode Overview

Episode #206 embodies The John Clay Wolfe Show’s signature chaos: off-the-cuff comedy, wild characters, offbeat car business talk, irreverent music debate, bawdy stories, raunchy drops, and moments of surprising honesty. The core crew—John Clay Wolfe, J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, DJ Pre K, and recurring characters—ramble from off-color car appraisals to the flying knee in UFC, the dos and don’ts of ghetto slang, hurricane humor, dive bar philosophies, and the untamed realities of home renovation.

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Key Segments & Highlights

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1. Open: Florida Escapades & Radio Energy

(00:01–03:10)

• Wolfe riffs on recent Florida boat trips, poking fun at himself, Rush Limbaugh, and Jimmy Buffett, referencing weed, Speedos, and wild tales in Boca Chica Key and Key West.
• “I smoked a fatty with Rush Limbaugh. Did you really?” —John (01:09)
• Comic debate about built-in Speedo pouches (“We'll just call it luggage” —Bobbo, 01:59).

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2. Avoiding Politics … Kinda

(03:10–06:25)

• John and “Rush” (Bobbo as Limbaugh) admit they avoided politics on vacation, but are sucked back in with 4th of July talk.

• Trump’s “dictator march” and a “Salute to America” event get lampooned:
  “I wanted to see the missiles coming down the streets on wheels, like we do in China and Russia.” —John (05:04)

• Trump’s teleprompter gaffe about airports in the 1780s is roasted:
  “How do you know there weren’t airports back then? … There is such a thing as a flux capacitor!” —Bobbo (06:24)

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3. Sports Oddities: Fastest UFC KO & Wimbledon Mishap

(07:35–11:14)

• Jorge Masvidal’s 5-second UFC knockout over Ben Askren is replayed.
  • “That was God—Jorge Masvidal knocked out Ben Askrin.” —Bobbo (08:10)
• Mixed doubles player Alina Astapenko repeatedly hits her partner in the head with her serve, prompting unending giggles and sound bite banter.
  “You just wonder whether he'll start to adjust where he's standing soon...” —John (30:05)

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4. Regular Features: Car Appraisal Circus

(09:05, 39:35, 40:40, throughout)

• Listeners call in to get their vehicles appraised—everything from beater trucks with dead Puerto Ricans in the back (“Puerto Ricans not allowed to die?” —John, 42:49) to old Fords being shunned by flea market Mexicans.
• Refers repeatedly to their car-buying site: “GiveMeTheVin.com—if we don’t beat your CarMax offer, we’ll send you $100.”

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5. Satire & Parody: Soul Train, Celebrities, Car Biz Wars

(13:17, 18:01, 19:48, 47:07)

• Bobbo parodies Don Cornelius (“The Groove is on its own time!”—13:33), Prince, and later, Michael McDonald in ongoing bits about the Doobie Brothers.
• The team riffs on music nostalgia and industry drama:
  “Garth Brooks—he ruined country music... just single-handedly took it down.” —John (19:34)
  “Country music is dead. I saw Garth Brooks kill it in 1994.” —Bobbo (19:48)
• Bobbo as “Randy the Chipmunk,” “Reverend Charles,” “Satan,” and more, punctuates the episode with comedic character-driven commentary.

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6. Hurricane Barry & Weather Shenanigans

(69:39–76:34; 148:01ff)

• Real and parody coverage of Tropical Storm/Hurricane Barry drench the mid-show.
• “We’re going to be probably just eating up Baton Rouge, because Rob is a friend of mine.” —Tropical Storm Barry (Caller/Bobbo, 72:18)
• “Well, I’ll tell you, I was very cool just a couple of weeks ago, then the temperatures started rising—I could feel it coming. Look at my T-shirt, I’m happy like a little girl.” —Barry (72:39)
• Bobbo as Satan bemoans his inability to redirect the hurricane (148:01):
  “I mean, I’m dealing with two hemispheres, four oceans, maybe seven continents. … I look away for nine seconds, boom, there’s a hurricane in New Orleans.”

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7. Brozetta Stone & Speaking Ghetto

(93:41–98:01, 98:39–102:22)

• DJ Pre K unveils ‘Brozetta Stone,’ a faux hip-hop language learning program. Today's lesson: “thotty”.
• “Today's word is thotty … another variation might be a ‘sathiana’ … comes from ‘that hoe over there.’” —DJ Pre K (95:10, 101:18)
• The word’s meaning is debated and fielded by numerous callers, with the revelation that most women listeners knew more than the crew.
• Flood of female listeners call to confirm the show's appeal to women—contradicting program director prejudices.
  “Anyone who can’t handle a little fun just doesn’t need to own a radio.” —Caller Denise (106:16)

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8. Shop Talk: Uncle Norman’s Mechanic Rant

(81:50–91:13)

• Uncle Norman (Puerto Rican crew chief), fresh from RV living at Trader’s Village, rants about the difficult search for hard-working, non-lazy mechanics:
  “If you’re a man and you got your own tools, that means a lot to me too, ‘cause if you don’t got no tools, you’re not a mechanic!” —Uncle Norman (87:18)
• In classic style, John pushes him about race/class preferences, drawing out comedy and honesty.
  “Preferable if he’s Mexican… because he comes here with a mission. He wants to make money.” —Uncle Norman (89:37)

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9. Home Renovation Hell

(155:43–164:33)

• John details firing his home remodel contractor after a string of over-budget, never-ending delays.
• “I gave him a gangplank to get off of it... you don’t understand—I’m done!” —John (159:16)
• The tale grows into a relatable saga of contractor woes, city codes, and family frustration.

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10. Social Media, Divorce, and Dead Dogs

(56:16–62:49)

• Tense, humorous exchange about the difference between Facebook’s oversharing platform and real radio…
  “So if you posted it on Facebook, but you don’t want it on the radio…?” —John (57:04)
• J.D. recounts his family’s loss of their dog and the emotional process of in-home pet hospice—“Lap of Love.”
  “They’ll come by the house and they'll actually do the whole process right there... it’s hospice for your dog.” —J.D. (62:02)
• The whole segment is laced with awkward humor and heart.

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11. Listener Calls: Comedy, Car Talk & More

Scattered throughout

• Highlights include:
  • Callers requesting off-color Led Zeppelin tributes (“When the Levee Breaks” sung in the style of Paul Harvey—36:59)
  • Listeners sharing details of busted trucks for appraisal.
  • One caller: “I've been trying to give it away to the Mexicans at the flea market on Sunday, and they don't even want the damn thing.” (41:32)
  • Domingo the ‘joke man’ (Mexican, ex-cartel, illegal on a half-ass visa) calls in: “What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar? A flamethrower!” (47:18)
  • Several mail carriers and female listeners call in to contradict the idea that women don’t tune in.

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12. Miscellaneous Musical Riffs

(23:05–29:10), (154:44–155:43), (155:58–157:59)

• Classic rock fandom—Doobie Brothers, Michael McDonald backstory, Eagles debate.
• “They have a standing charter that says any former collaborators are welcome to come back anytime.” —Bobbo (23:43)
• Don Henley is lampooned as surly and self-important:
  “Show me the money. My friend Glenn died so that I could have this boat.” —Bobbo as Henley (154:16)

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13. Wild and Off-Color Drops, Fights, and News

(175:03–177:39, ~80:30)

• Viral Disneyland family fight dissected (“How do you call 911 from Goofy?” —DJ Pre K, 175:53).
• News of a rampaging peacock triggering a segment with "Walter the Peacock."
• Offbeat banter about chimney swifts, pets, animal funerals, and other absurdities.

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Most Memorable Quotes

• “I smoked a fatty with Rush Limbaugh... did you really?” —John (01:09)
• “Country music is dead. I know, because I saw Garth Brooks kill it in 1994” —Bobbo (19:48)
• “If you want to get talked to, call Kelly Blue Book. If you want to get a check, call me.” —John (53:13)
• “My problem is that I’m looking for some mechanics who want to work. Not just somebody sitting by a toolbox turning wrenches.” —Uncle Norman (85:00)
• “Today's Brozetta Stone word: thotty ... that's T H O T T Y ... comes from ‘that hoe over there.’” —DJ Pre K (95:10, 101:18)
• “If you don’t check with GiveMeTheVin.com first, you may need to get your head checked!” —Recurring site pitch (54:44 et al.)
• “When the sun goes up in the morning, it’s the time…” —Tropical Storm Barry (72:02)
• “We're gonna be rolling, though… just give me about a week or two.” —DJ Pre K on fixing his Cadillac (16:19)

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Notable Moments with Timestamps

| Timestamp | Moment/Quote | |-----------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:09 | "I smoked a fatty with Rush Limbaugh" – comic tone-setter for episode | | 05:04 | "I wanted to see the missiles coming down the streets..." – satire on Trump's 4th of July parade | | 08:04 | Fastest UFC knockout discussed – "Five seconds ever." | | 13:33 | "The Groove is on its own time" – Don Cornelius parody | | 19:48 | "Country music is dead... Garth Brooks killed it" debate | | 42:49 | “Puerto Ricans not allowed to die?” – controversial throwaway joke | | 53:13 | "If you want to get a check, call me… if you want to be talked to, call Kelly..." (Car values) | | 62:02 | "Hospice for your dog, right?" — discussion about in-home dog euthanasia | | 69:39 | Start of hurricane/tropical storm coverage, including playful "interview" with the storm | | 81:57 | Uncle Norman is introduced, launches into his lecture on hard work and the value of Mexicans | | 95:10 | Brozetta Stone’s “thotty” lesson begins | | 101:18 | Callers define “thotty” as “That Hoe Over There” | | 106:16 | Female callers defend the show, shattering “no women listen” myth | | 155:43 | John details the saga of firing his incompetent remodeling contractor |

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Tone & Style

• Unfiltered/Bawdy: Raunchy, irreverent humor with free-flowing banter and little concern for political correctness.
• Satirical/Parodic: Frequent use of character voices, over-the-top parodies, and meta-humor about the show itself.
• Chaotic/Conversational: Segments veer suddenly between topics, peppered by inside jokes, playful antagonism, and unpredictable drops.

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For New Listeners

If you haven’t heard The John Clay Wolfe Show before, this episode offers a wild ride through its unique style: a blend of car business expertise, radio show meta gags, working-class humor, edgy satire, and a celebration of the absurdity of everyday life. Whether riffing on Garth Brooks, the perils of home renovation, or linguistics of the hood, the crew brings both comic bite and just enough heart to keep it all rolling.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

This is great. You're a trap. Oh, that was a good one.

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

Would you like to wrap your spikes.

Around my head now, John Clay Wolf.

The big balls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big balls in cow town.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not cow town. Big balls on the hill. True. Speaking of. Rush Limbaugh. Wake up, you old fat f. Oh.

[DJ Pre K]

You want to be dial up already?

[J.D. Ryan]

My goodness. Yeah. So early 7 o'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the fat bastard. It's the political fat bastard.

[Bobbo]

I'm a fat elf. No, like a Christmas elf. What does that mean? John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes?

[Bobbo]

Have you, have you been on the boat? Are you still in the boat?

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I, I, I'm not. I'm back off the boat. Rush and I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Were you guys hanging around together? Cuz you were in Florida. John, we were you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, we have five hours of radio today. I don't want to blow it all up front.

[Bobbo]

Understand?

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to hear the.

[Bobbo]

What the hell do you want me to do about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I smoked a fatty with Rush Limbo. Did you really?

[Bobbo]

On the boat. The inevitable. Fatty smoked on the boat with John Clay Wolf. My friend Jimmy Buffett came along. I, I think I left my, my Speedo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

On the boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks for that.

[Bobbo]

Damn it, man. The, the Adidas Speedo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I know exactly what.

[Bobbo]

Red and gold. We got a lot. We got a lot of tail. We got a lot of tail on Boca Chica Key with that Speedo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boca Chica Key?

[Bobbo]

Really? Something to see. John. Look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You know the Speedo had kind of a built in. It's not a fanny pack. What do they call it when the fanny pack's in front of a jock strap? Do you care to speculate? Probably a sling. We'll just call it luggage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Luggage is good.

[Bobbo]

I think I left my Percocets in the Speedo and the Speedo in the boat. Where's your, where's your friend dock the boat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's, it's sitting down at Kiwesto. I mean Boca Chica was one up.

[Bobbo]

By God. I may have to run down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got, we left key wet. We left Stock Island Marina and went over to the airport and got on your plane.

[Bobbo]

You don't remember? I, I recall somewhat.

[John Clay Wolf]

We flew a Gulf Stream from Key west to West Paul.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

It took like 78 seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I was gonna say gear up.

[Bobbo]

Gear down. That was a lot of fun. I can't believe they let me Fly the thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

They let you in the.

[Bobbo]

That was a great time. Listening to Beatles, flying a plane. It was no time at all. It literally really was like 90 seconds. I didn't think they would make me land the thing. I'm glad that came out okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Rush, one thing we did not cover this weekend at all or last weekend. Where are we now? Last weekend. My God, I'm still an island.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is politics. And I don't. I didn't want to talk politics. You didn't want to talk politics, so we didn't do it. But right now we should give us your week weekend wrap, so to speak.

[Bobbo]

Would you like to talk? I'll let you in on a little secret. We have these holidays, like the Fourth of July, Independence Day here in the US of A, and we lose track for like a week at a time. I'm not sure what's going on out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't even know.

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm on island time as well now. Look, living in West Palm, you don't really fully immerse yourself in that. Margaritaville, Boca Chica Key, key West lifestyle 24 7. Well, you can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't.

[Bobbo]

I don't know how Jimmy does it. He just sits, you know, it's built in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. He's got a lot of people to help him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's acclimated to keep up with current events either, right?

[Bobbo]

True, true. And neither am I. Not not a journalist. I am an editorialist, thanks very much. If I had a great voice like that Paul Harvey, I'd just do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Rush, why don't you wake up, make yourself a screwdriver, stretch out, knock one off with your old lady, read the paper, come back here in an.

[Bobbo]

Hour, knock one off with the old lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is that what they call it where you come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Read the paper, maybe listen to a little podcast of yourself, Find my glasses and. And come back in an hour or two and. And let's. Let's talk about. Let's talk smart, Rush, not Stone Drive.

[Bobbo]

Certainly I can come up with something. Okay. There are still politics going on in this country.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think of Donald J. Trump's dictator march on the 4th of July?

[Bobbo]

I thought it was outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did, too.

[Bobbo]

I like seeing those weapons in the streets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, unfortunately, they really didn't have the weapons in the streets. I wanted to see the missiles coming down the streets on wheels, like we do in China and Russia.

[Bobbo]

I think we should do it more often.

[J.D. Ryan]

Goose step going on.

[Bobbo]

Look at these Stretches. Do you remember rolling. Rolling up the coast and seeing all those stretches between Key Largo and, like, Sugarloaf Key?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Just. Just empty. Just empty beaches.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Let's blow a couple up. What the hell?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a good idea.

[Bobbo]

No, no, just a couple. No, not the whole damn sea line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not even one.

[Bobbo]

I saw a lot of great firecrackers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we should have done that.

[Bobbo]

We should have. We should have packed munitions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I did watch the address. What was it called? Salute to America. I thought it was pretty good. Even though he lost his teleprompter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I didn't even see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had an Obama ish moment. A bad one. Ooh. Started talking about the. In the 1880s.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no. Airport.

[John Clay Wolf]

When the people were heading to the airports.

[Bobbo]

1780S, I heard about 1780s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good point.

[Bobbo]

Rush, Continental army stormed the airports on the beltway.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the beltway.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. His people freaked out. Prompter. Prompter.

[Caller/Guest]

Prompter.

[Bobbo]

And you think I'm stoned. That's crazy. It's just a gaffe. And they come out. Now you've got me started.

[Satan]

Here we go.

[Bobbo]

And they come out saying, what a fool. What a fool. There are no airports back then. Well, how do you know? Ladies and gentlemen, there is such a thing as a flux capacitor. Oh, my God. And by those means, if you can still find a damn DeLorean. Yeah, you could look, I mean, metaphysics aside, right? Just from the dimensional standpoint, it's possible. So what you're saying, I mean, you may not be at an airport in the 1780s, but you might see one?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe so. Surely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Really?

[Bobbo]

Life after Pan Am?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I think pretty much the Wright brothers kind of started this whole thing in 1903.

[Bobbo]

Speculations persist. Yeah, and we'll get it for you here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess we're not going to get.

[Bobbo]

Rid of Rush on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. This is the John Clay Wolf Show Network.

[Bobbo]

El Rushbow talent on loan from Fiat.

[John Clay Wolf]

So since we can't get rid of Rush Turley, I guess we can get on to other things. And he can. He'll just be part of the show for a little while until he cracks out. Fastest knockout in US History.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, this happened over.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

Was it before the 4th of July weekend?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. UFC. Listen, how fast this guy gets knocked out with a flying knee.

[J.D. Ryan]

And these guys just flapping gums at each other. Any chance they get the fight clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is brought to you by Mo.

[DJ Pre K]

Out.

[J.D. Ryan]

When did it start?

[DJ Pre K]

Just as he says, the fight clock.

[Bobbo]

Seconds into the fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five seconds ever.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, Guy just basically ran at him and with a flying knee caught him right in the perfect spot. Knocked him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was God.

[Bobbo]

Jorge Masdival knocked out Ben Askron. And Ben Askren, by the way, had come into that fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bobo.

[Bobbo]

Undefeated.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad you made it.

[Bobbo]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, 800-7234. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Is the call in number here on Big 100. You can reach us if you'd like to sell your car. Also, for new listeners, this is an odd twist, but if you'd like to sell your car, you can call in the studio. Call me live right now. John Claywell, 800-800-Radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Knock it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, talk about the flying knee to the nutsack.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Kid. JD Just knocked me into the. Into the cards with a flying knee.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we set up the bit, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I was. So where was I? Oh, average, rough or clean year, make, model miles. Average. Rough or clean, year, make, model, miles, average. Rough or clean. Oh, the flying knee got right to the head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry. Five seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're stupid. Here we go. Did you, like, have an argument with the. With sounders early.

[J.D. Ryan]

Conversation?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Again, can you do anything? I mean, do you have enough strung together to even give us an example?

[DJ Pre K]

Not really. I mean, just I can fill in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a children's book putting, like, phrases together.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you absolutely could. It would take a little deliberation, a little planning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm gay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We sold 408 up in Pennsylvania yesterday at the auction, the company. And then we. We sold 393 in Dallas. Your bid. You can get a bit on your cart. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN. Give me the VI n.com. and if you just plug in your license plate or your VIN number, the computer system will do the work. And yes, we were doing this crap before the other guys were online. I've been seeing the competitors roll up. We invented this stuff. You go to. Now you didn't. Fastest UF knockout in UFC history. Mixed doubles contender keeps hitting her partner on a serve.

[Bobbo]

It's one of my favorite sound bites of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And this is absolutely true. Turtle, do you have the. I've got the. I've got the sports story on this deal. There's A, you know Wimbledon's going on, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And there's a mixed doubles group that are really good. Alina Asta Kopinico of lvia is playing mixed doubles at Wimbledon with Robert Linstead of Sweden. And she's now hit him in the head with a serve twice this week. It's just a very satisfying sound bite.

[DJ Pre K]

We'll have to play it coming up next cuz we're up against it here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're up against what?

[J.D. Ryan]

The break?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How long is it?

[DJ Pre K]

It's long enough that we can't play it right now.

[Bobbo]

Four seconds or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Have to wait till 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember [e-mail] if we don't beat your carmax off, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. That doesn't happen very often because we, we make you more money on your rig by giving you more money and beat those offers. But anyway, my name is John Clay wolf. We got J.D. ryan on my left, Bobbo on my right, Turley in the middle. And we will be here till noon. So if you hate us, run. If you love us, stay. Because we're gonna be around a while. I know tonight. I know tonight. I know tonight.

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car.

[Caller/Guest]

Give me the vin.com.

[Bobbo]

It'S so easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

We're back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com you know, you don't.

[Caller/Guest]

Make your money when you bet.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you don't.

[Caller/Guest]

You make your money when you win.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got that radio call in 800-800-radio. 800, 800 radio.

Shut up, Randy.

[Caller/Guest]

I said good day, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now don't worry.

[Caller/Guest]

There's no bully.

[John Clay Wolf]

Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

We get up early and we work all day. We put our time in. Cause we like to stay all Night long. Charlie, did you go to that Corn concert or is that tonight?

[DJ Pre K]

No, no, no, no. That's the 21st or second, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, will you turn me on, cuz Don Cornelius wanted to talk to us.

[DJ Pre K]

Is Don there? Okay, hold on.

[Bobbo]

Hello, John, bring it up. This is Don Cornel and I endorse Rosetta Stone. I've never made most sense to white folks in my life since Austin Pocky brought me his fine invention.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don Cornelius. JD Was the host of the Soul Train.

[J.D. Ryan]

Soul Train. I used to watch that show. Love that show.

[Bobbo]

It's a little ditty we call Rosetta Stone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to tell me, Don, how was Soul Train?

[Bobbo]

How was it? Yeah, I mean, marvelous. I had a marvelous time. Met lots of marvelous people.

[Caller/Guest]

Did you have some.

[Bobbo]

I got it on Patty LaBelle.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just said, did you make love with a bunch of marvelous women?

[Bobbo]

Well, we don't call it love on Soul Train. Yeah, we call it the groove. And I made the groove many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you take love? Would you take the groove in exchange for TV time? Like a Harvey Weinstein no type of deal?

[Bobbo]

No, the groove is on its own time. It's kind of a ballad time signature.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not what Mariah Carey wrote in her new autobiography.

[Bobbo]

Mariah does tell a nice story or two. You know, you can take the girl out of the ghetto, in the words of the legendary Isaac Hayes, but you never get the ghetto out the girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of ghetto, dj, how you homeboy?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, you know, I just been pimping and parlaying as usual, you know, trying to do my thing, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we gonna do with this 91 El Dorado or 88 or whatever it is, man?

[DJ Pre K]

A shout out to the listeners because they really came through and called in and. And gave me a whole list of people that could work on this thing. So I. I've been making some calls and I just got a. I got one out there. And, you know, Weatherford. Just gotta find some time to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

It up there, dude. I mean, you sound like a brother going into the unemployment office. Do I really? Yeah. I mean, for a year, talking about how you were, man, keep working towards getting a job. You're so close. So close.

[DJ Pre K]

We really are so close, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to let the people.

[DJ Pre K]

Down, but, man, it's hard, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the elements are coming.

[DJ Pre K]

I was going to do it this last Wednesday, but it was just so damn hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, but last. Last January, what was it last December? Was it so damn cold?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, man, it was freezing last January.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I couldn't even get out last spring. Was it the pollen that was slowing you down?

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, my sinuses were acting up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you a brother with a story. It comes in all color, don't it?

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, we gonna be rolling, though?

[John Clay Wolf]

When?

[DJ Pre K]

Give me. Give me about a week or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what we're talking. What we're talking about, everybody is. DJ Prek bought a pimp sled. A 91. Was it a 91? Yeah, 91.

[DJ Pre K]

It was a 1990, even 90.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eldo a little shorty with a. And we raised money from the listeners on a GoFundMe to pimp DJ Prek's ride. When was this, JD?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

A year ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, over here. Was it over yet?

[DJ Pre K]

What's the interest on that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, actually, they cost $10 a month to maintain the account, so you've got about nine bucks left.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got 1500, 1700 bucks from our listeners. Even 20s, 50s. Billy Cook threw a couple of Huns keys at a DJ Pre K and. And DJ Pre K, in true white black fashion, has had many excuses and just a little too lazy to get out there and spend the money that they gave him. The grant. He got a grant grant? A listener grant. Like a pell grant to pimp his Cadillac. And he's too preoccupied and too fly to get it done after a year. It's amazing.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's preparing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be hard to give all this money back, won't it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, it really is. Because it's in my regular account now. I consider my money, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hell, that's fair enough. So JD's been. Been chaperoning the cash, the 1500 for DJ Prek.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sitting on a nest.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[DJ Pre K]

Nibbler things take time. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it has taken time.

[DJ Pre K]

You can't rush the perfection, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[DJ Pre K]

Because once this Cadillac is rolling.

[Bobbo]

What? Yeah. Good things. I'm telling you, baby, good things take time. Pre K. But Prince is dead and he made an album in a year and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good one. That's a good one. Don Cornelius.

[Bobbo]

Thank you very much, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Prince. Hang on, I'm gonna grab you one. Man, I've been listening to some Prince lately.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hanging on the boat with Rush. Rush Limbaugh in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Russian.

[J.D. Ryan]

So jealous. Those beautiful pictures of his beautiful boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's. It was? Your buddy, your friend's boat. We'll get to all that, all that later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, all that and more later, Bob. What's. What's in the news. Fixed to have to really get started. Gary Busey, our 8 o' clock fire up a network is coming right now. We're just on one station. We can talk to dc. Sure you can give them.

[Bobbo]

Did you mean Bob or J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

I meant Garth Brooks.

[J.D. Ryan]

He has a song out with Blake Shelton called Dive Bar. You know, dive bars are cool. Everybody's been to them, everybody loves them. And he's now actually going to go on tour. Garth on tour at dive bars starting next Monday in Chicago. Garth explains why he loves dive bars and wants to save them from extinction.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is something that should not see extinction because that's sometimes, man, that's your church, you know? And for those people who think that's sacrilegious, please hear me out. It's just a church is people who.

[Bobbo]

Are like you that are searching and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes you just need a shoulder to lean on and. Oh God, just shut up. A dive bar is.

[Bobbo]

Man, that's what a good one is. Anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate Garth Brooks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why? Why?

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

If I was ever gonna go to jail, I'd just kill him. And they just take me to jail.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're going down anyway.

[Bobbo]

You're gonna shank the Garth?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. Just all of his crappy. He ruined country music. Just single handedly took it down.

[Bobbo]

I've been saying that for years. Have you ever heard me tell somebody that that's not country music. Country music is dead. I know because I saw Garth Brooks kill it in 1994.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did, right? He really, really, really did. And that smiley. Jesusy. Fakey.

[DJ Pre K]

Very fake.

[Caller/Guest]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's not a. He's not a bad guy. Blake Shelton's a better version of Garth Brooks than Garth Brooks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[DJ Pre K]

You don't like Blake Shelton?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I said Blake Shelton's a better ver.

[DJ Pre K]

Better version.

[Uncle Norman]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he. He's got a more believable personality. Garth Brooks reminds me of a. A Catholic preacher that might take one behind the altar.

[Bobbo]

I get you. Just a little fake and a little, Little goofy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a little goofy.

[Bobbo]

G is the Gilligan to Blake Shelton Skipper? Kind of a little bit, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's a stretch, but that's fine. I mean, you had to come up with something, so you did that. But yeah, it's, it's, it's fine. Of course. What's going on in traffic up there? Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whoever you are here real quick in DC proper I295 northbound between laboratory Road and the Naval research Lab. We all know where that is. The South Capitol street single Lane getting by there. That's just a work zone. Canal Road. Now this is important. Northwest, both ways between Reservoir Road and Foxhall Road. Closed because of that big sinkhole. Ton of rain on Thursday. Sinkhole in the middle of the road. So that's completely closed off for the next few days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like JD's butt cheeks.

[Bobbo]

Just like Naval Research Lab.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, the Naval Research Lab. South Capitol street northbound on Fredericks Douglas Bridge. That is blocked. That is simply a work zone. And let's see here. Weather wise, gonna be pretty, pretty nice. Actually. The rain is gone. Should be back midweek. Sunny and 75 degrees. Currently at big one, the John Claywolf shows coming up.

[Bobbo]

Don't go away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe.

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And call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. This is my creative genius, D. Now, John Clay Wolf.

Who is this? Bob, Did I prove this music?

[Bobbo]

Yes, you did. That's Doobie Brothers, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go see him?

[Bobbo]

The almighty Doobie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that tonight?

[Bobbo]

Dude, they're getting. I think they're getting really angry about this Rock and Roll hall of Fame thing, you know? Yeah, they were badass. They were. They were absolutely badass. They played with Santana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it last night?

[Bobbo]

Last Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And Santana brought him out on the stage. Patrick Simmons, Tommy Johnson, John McPhee. And they played like the old zombie song. She's not there.

[John Clay Wolf]

John McV.

[Bobbo]

John McPhee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fee. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Doobie Brothers are, are absolutely awesome. If you get a chance to see him where you are, do it. Just do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Michael there?

[Bobbo]

No, Michael McDonald hasn't been in the band. You know, they broke up like in 82. When they got back together in 88. It was just the old Biker Doobies, you know, and they're just playing a great mix of like that California country rock sound. But sometimes they just plain rock out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they have a falling out with Michael McDonald?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

And the doobies are funny, you know. Steely Dan, the Eagles and Peak Floyd. A lot of bands have had personal changes over the years, and that guy's never coming back. The Doobie Brothers, and this is true, have a standing charter that says any former collaborators are welcome to come back anytime.

[DJ Pre K]

I think Michael's in town in Dallas, Texas next week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

He's playing this week?

[DJ Pre K]

We need to get him on the phone, calls in. Yeah, we'll get him on the phone here in a little bit, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit sass. I think he's calling in now.

[DJ Pre K]

Is he in there? Yeah, we got to get him set up here. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he is set up. I'm ahead of you, dog. I'm ahead of you.

[DJ Pre K]

Pull him up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Pull him up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael McDonald, man, what a great talent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, where's your doobie, brother? Music.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's taking it to the streets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, you don't have it?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, wait for him to get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's kind of early for Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mikey there. I can't hear him. It's on mute. Michael, you moron. Go tell him. Okay. Did you see where the guy from Alton and Johnson died?

[DJ Pre K]

I heard about that. Yes. I don't know how many people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe Bob remember him, so smile. Put it on mute, Michael, or I need to put it on air. There he is. Michael, you there? Michael?

[DJ Pre K]

It's been a couple weeks here, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty. Okay, well, listen, can you go get Michael and bring Michael?

[DJ Pre K]

Why don't just bring him in the studio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Just get him in here. Just bring him in. Just get in studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is so cool.

[DJ Pre K]

Can we reset? Hey, guess what, Michael McDonald's gonna be in studio. Really? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What a stupid idea that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's in charge, baby? So, Mike, why didn't you go play with the doobies last weekend?

[Bobbo]

We had a thing about who's the singer gonna be, Right. Where you going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you going?

[Bobbo]

He needs a wireless microphone to walk around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's he going?

[Bobbo]

What's John do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd? That meant prod him. That meant prod him. That's what that meant. Prod him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry, we just.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a bunch of. What a bunch of half ass rookie bastards. DJ Pre K. Dombo's fired and JD's fired.

[J.D. Ryan]

You tell me to shut up and shut up. And now you're not half ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just you. You just shut up. How do I turn this deal off?

[DJ Pre K]

Hold up just a moment. I've been waiting for, baby Hell yeah. Hey, we big time now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo mama, I made it. We did it. Azel, Texas, what's good? So, dj, what would you like to do for the rest of the next four and a half hours? Shout out to your moms.

[DJ Pre K]

Yo, yo, what's up, mama? What's up? What's up, dad? Yo, can I just give a whole bunch of gangster shout outs?

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[DJ Pre K]

Yo, shout out to the Smash Squad. You know what I'm saying? Azel, Texas, what it do my boy Big Z down there in Agtown. Yo, what's cracking, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, holla at your boy.

[DJ Pre K]

I need to come get that sack.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is going to be a great show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come get that same 8008-0072-3480-0800 rating. So back to the Dubies. You went to the show and they were good.

[Bobbo]

They're just badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Badass. It's better than good.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I've seen a lot of Doobie shows. I'm. I got to thinking the other day, I bet I've been to that show a dozen times at least since 88.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago did McDonald leave them?

[Bobbo]

82. But really the band kind of disbanded in 82, so they didn't do anything at that time until 1988. And they came back with basically the original lineup without Michael McDonald.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they play this song? Do they play his songs?

[Bobbo]

They play Taking it to the Streets.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't play this.

[Bobbo]

And that's the only one. And the reason they play Taking it to the Streets is they've got Bill Payne, who's the keyboardist from Little Feet, and the guy singing lead is John Cohen, who used to be the lead singer of the Newgrass Revival. You remember them calling Baton Rouge?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

He's now the bass player for the Doobie Brothers. And he's got a high, high voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Does he have a long, long beard? Yeah, most bass players do. Robert, good morning. How are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, John. I'm great, man. Glad to hear y' all don't really miss Michael that much from the Doobies. Yeah, he's a great musician. Don't get me wrong, man. With them, guys can keep moving on. They're doing Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw Michael McDonald. Is what you say. To hell with him.

[Caller/Guest]

No, you know, I'm not going there, Manny. Like I say, he's great musician, you know, great voice and all that. But the Doobies push on without Him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's had him. He's, you know, he doesn't have any money anymore. We bought every car and everything he owns. He calls in for the past two years selling us his boats and his 90, his 88 Cadillac Elante. It's a joke with Bobbo impersonating him, but in reality, we bought a lot of cars from Michael McDonald's, so he's.

[Caller/Guest]

The one with the dough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ready?

[Caller/Guest]

Me. There's no doubt about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling in.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, you catch. Have a great day, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like. I feel like One of those FF DJs smiling. Thanks for calling in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks for calling in, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling in.

[J.D. Ryan]

77 degrees, five minutes away from 8 o' clock traffic. Coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just if you could smile, then. They hear you smiling, Bobbo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo]

That's absolutely right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I have my hand on my unit, do they hear that, too?

[Bobbo]

Someone. Someone.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Michael sounds like he's calling in on, like, one of those flip phones or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the mix doubles contender that hit her partner in the head with a serve. We did find the audio bite.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what. I can hear what the guy says. Son of a. It might be it. She's done it again. Oh, no. Number two.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch.

[DJ Pre K]

You just wonder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my goodness. You just wonder whether he'll start to adjust where he's standing soon. Because that is the second time this tournament that this has happened. Listen to the sound.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't this remind me of one of those stupid comedy shows where, like, they're doing something, the guy's, like, dying? Yeah. Yeah, almost.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's done it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Done it again. He's knocked his tooth out.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[DJ Pre K]

He's lost Moan, too, right before.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's lost his left hand, but he'll make it, damn it.

[J.D. Ryan]

And every time she serves from now on, he's going to be. Here it comes. Here it comes. Here it comes.

[Caller/Guest]

Pick him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right in the back of the head, I believe.

[Bobbo]

I believe Standard's got a little bit of his pituitary gland sticking out of his ear there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you say?

[Bobbo]

I believe Savannah's got a little bit of his pituitary gland leaking out of his ear. This is not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that is funny. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's even funnier in the English accent?

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, radio. Speaking of wild pitches, Jerry Seinfeld did one this week. Yeah, it wasn't wild.

[DJ Pre K]

It wasn't wild. It was Right down the middle. And he started bragging to all the other comedians out there that he's the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am 65 years old, okay? I challenge another 65 year old sitcom.

[DJ Pre K]

Star to hum that in there right over the plate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what was with dropping down sidearm? What was that all about? That's my style. I used to be an infielder. When it's the bottom of the ninth, you will often say, and the Mets are down to their last out. That is not technically true. As you know, it's potentially the last out. But you always say, and the Mets are down to their last strike.

[DJ Pre K]

Also not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Because obviously anybody can come back from any count, you understand? That's enhancing the drama of the moment. So that if the Mets pull it out, it feels like they've come back from the brink.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that really why you do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Potentially, because there's too many syllables. Maybe that's the reason. So was Jerry up in the booth calling the game? Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

He really had a great time with those guys, man. And as you remember, it's 50th anniversary or something. Anniversary of Seinfeld. And we're back with more John Clay Wolf after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf.

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800, 800 radio.

We love friends as long as they're on our side.

Now, John Clay Wolf, we love who.

Friends as long as they're on our side.

[Bobbo]

Everybody needs friends. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't get it. Was that funny? I thought you were supposed to be funny.

[Satan]

Funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't think it was funny.

[Bobbo]

Funny how?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just didn't think it was funny at all.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you know what you said. Say what you said, big boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're supposed to be pulling drops out of old shows that are funny to put in the tag of the lead funny hat.

[Bobbo]

Like I'm a clown here.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, like I'm a clown. Like you're taking my voice and creating funny clips that I do when I'm funny. But if you pull non funny clips, it makes me look not funny to amuse you. That what you just played makes me look stupid. So what I feel like you're doing.

[Bobbo]

John, you don't need me to help you look stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't whitewash me. Don't dilute me. Downwash. Don't wreck my brain or whatever. Don't make me look stupid.

[Bobbo]

Whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't make me look stupid. I mean, it's like Turley in His drops.

[Bobbo]

That's like me saying don't to you. Don't make me look fat, John. I'm already fat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Turley. What. What drops to make me look stupid?

[DJ Pre K]

It's got to be in the moment, man. Oh, it's got to be in the moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

He won't let me drag him out of you unscathed. No, no.

[DJ Pre K]

It's got to be in the movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

At least one, because I can't talk about.

[DJ Pre K]

I can't make you look stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I'm gay. Marco and Virginia, can you let me.

[Caller/Guest]

Run my mouth for a couple minutes on air? Come on, now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Marco.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, Marco. That's me. Yeah. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Put your teeth back in and talk to me, honey.

[Caller/Guest]

You guys are cracking me up. I've been laughing so hard my rib cage is hurting. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dropped your message. What?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no. I don't do that crap. I don't do that. My drug of choice is alcohol. Don't worry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't cuss on the radio. You can't drop an F bomb on the radio. You know that, Marco. Come on now, Nate, I didn't say.

[Caller/Guest]

F. Did I say F?

[John Clay Wolf]

You did. You said my drug of choice is.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said alcohol.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, C, C. See how stupid I am?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Stupid I am.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm sorry. I apologize. I apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so what do you call it? Like, what. What do you want from me?

[Caller/Guest]

You play great music, but, like, you bring up, like, that stupid song. What the hell was it? I don't. But what about Led Zeppelin? Great. Like, New Orleans, you know, Every time New Orleans got a tropical storm or a hurricane coming, why can't the New Orleans radio stations play when the Levee Breaks? When the Larry rate. And I bet you guys don't get got the kahoot to play the studio version of when the Levy Breaks by Led Zeppelin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah. I don't know. I don't think I want to do that.

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

That song sucks, Marco. Well, look, I mean, who wants to.

[Caller/Guest]

Hear that, you know?

[Bobbo]

Nobody in New Orleans.

[Caller/Guest]

Dude, it was, like, awesome drums, awesome harmonica, awesome vocals. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know how it goes. Do you?

[Caller/Guest]

Damn. What? Pull it up. Then.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it go?

[Caller/Guest]

The studio version of when the Levee Breaks.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it go?

[Caller/Guest]

It goes. If it keeps on raining, levee's gonna break.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, all right. We'll work on it. We'll work on it. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

He's not wrong. But you don't. Here's why, Marco. Here's why. They don't jab you with that right now because it's a sensitive situation, man. It's a realistically real, live, real time, dangerous situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't even hear it in the background. He didn't even know we were playing it the whole time and he didn't hear it.

[Bobbo]

You can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, since we. We talk about lame songs and lame music and he wants to hear about Led Zeppelin. I think we owe it to Marco since he broke a meth pipe on us. That Paul Harvey, the old, you know, Paul Harvey. Everybody thinks he's dead, but he's really not.

[Bobbo]

The God made armor guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He wants to read a story about Led Zeppelin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

This would be great.

[Bobbo]

Presenting lyrics by Robert Plant and Jimmy Page. Hey, hey Mama said the way you move Gonna make you sweat Gonna make you groove Ah, child way you shake that thing hey baby, when you walk that way Watch your honey drip.

[J.D. Ryan]

I.

[Bobbo]

Can'T keep away oh my.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds very sexual.

[Bobbo]

Gonna make you burn Gonna make you chlamydia sting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch.

[Bobbo]

Page two. Oh yeah oh yeah Ah, ah, ah I got a role I can't see Stand still going Got the flaming heart can't get my fill that's page two. With eyes that shine Burning red dreams of you all through my head Paul Harvey. Good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Paul. That was the second best thing you've done since that super bowl commercial for Dodge since you died. Oh, baby. Ryan in Cyprus. Good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

12 FX2. Is it leather? Cloth. Cloth. 170,000 miles. Does, does, does, does, does, Does 9,000. Buy it because it sounds like enough from. With.

[Caller/Guest]

Probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take 10. Yeah, I can't give it. Not with 170. Unless it's leather. Does it have a leather. Does it have a sunroof? Or any other redeeming qualities besides 170,000 miles?

[Caller/Guest]

No. EcoBoost.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, that's even worse. So now I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give the nine because I said it, but I don't even want it now. EcoBoost, it's a, it's a high revving six cylinder engine that's turbocharged. So it's, it's run its life at a higher RPM than an eight cylinder and therefore it's not going to last as long. And the 170 on the clock on a six banger is really like 220 on a clock on a banger. Make sense because you're running to higher rate.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Higher heartbeat. If you want to sell it, go to give me the vi n. Givemethe vin. Givemetheven.com and we'll buy it. Ray and Granbury. 200,000 mile beater. Lariat. What kind of hood these you got? Are you mad? See, there's. There's.

[DJ Pre K]

Why would you ask him that?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's Turley making me look stupid again with drops.

[Bobbo]

What a strange thing to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very strange. Why would you ask him that? Holy hell. Where did you get that? Ray, are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the paint coming off of it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's just SAP. And what do they call that? From the sun oxidization?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the paint ain't coming off of it. It's just covered in tree SAP. And all the paints burn up with the sun.

[Bobbo]

The re. Entry burns.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn right.

[Caller/Guest]

It's still black.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's still black underneath. You know, I've been trying to give it away to the Mexicans at the flea market on Sunday, and they don't even want the damn thing, so I figured I'd call you.

[Bobbo]

What does no comprendi mean?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm still driving it. I just want to know what it's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Worth about 300, Ray. Maybe 373, 375. God Almighty. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. The floor barger used to be tan, but now they're tobacco spit brown. Yeah, you can put your foot through the. Down the bottom of it. There's a dead Puerto Rican in the back seat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speedometer doesn't work, but you can look right through the floorboard, see how fast you're going.

[Bobbo]

Stop at Fred Flintstone style.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two weeks from now. I was listening to the car with my kid and.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

The house said we do have a.

I know, I know.

Can I finish my goddamn. The host said that there was a dead Puerto Rican in the backseat. My great grandmother came over to America from Puerto Rico. And I find this very offensive.

[Bobbo]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Puerto Rican's not allowed to die. We'll get to this later when our Puerto Rican crew chief, Uncle Normie, shows up.

[Bobbo]

Oh, is Norman coming in?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have. You just lost a listener this week?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. Yeah, we do.

[Caller/Guest]

This is Gabriel in Austin, Texas. And I'm very offended by the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

You just lost a listener.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see. This week, Becky Potter chimed in. She said she used to like listening to the show on 92. 5. It was always kind of Fun. But today I caught the show and listening to him, assuming that means John, I guess say the B word several times. She just put B and then a bunch of, you know, little icons.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't want her fingers to catch fire. She typed it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

My daughter was in the back seat. So I was kind of surprised.

[John Clay Wolf]

So hold up. If she's listened to us for a long time, she knows we're edgy. She should not have brought her child into a pornographic movie.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was surprised they did not bleep out the bad words. You know, kind of bleep. Guess I'll listen to something else in the car. And then she talks about another radio personality.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's her name?

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Becky Potter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Becky, call in real quick. Talk to us about 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I want to apologize on air to you and your daughter. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[DJ Pre K]

Do you really want to apologize?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. I hope she calls it.

[Bobbo]

My daughter was in the backseat. The daughter's 24.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And drunk.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was popping her out of. Out of the Mansfield county jail. That's the holding tank for DWIs. And within a 50 mile radius. Who's been down there to bust their buddy out? I have everybody.

[Uncle Norman]

Everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's old Mansfield.

[Bobbo]

Everybody's got a cousin in Mansfield.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been to that one. Tarrant County, Dallas County.

[John Clay Wolf]

John David, do you want to take us out? We have a 20 seconds before we pop.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can sure talk about the tropical storm Barry coming up as he inches closer to the Louisiana coastline. When we come back. Yes, Barry. Oh, we're going to talk to Barry. The coastal storm cannot wait for that. Call in 1-800-RADIO. 1-800-7234. Give us a call if you'd like to sell your car on the John Clay Wolf show. It's all coming up.

[Bobbo]

Don't go away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got some history.

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car.

[Caller/Guest]

Give me the vin.com.

[Bobbo]

It'S so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

Life ain't like a box of chocolates. I'm out of here.

Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Always good. Start off with a mad host.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[DJ Pre K]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was. What was your intro? He scrubbed. Always what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Always good to start off with a mad host.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I think Bobo sandbagging me this week. I mean, he's pulling a bunch of bad drops on me. What was mine? It was terrible. It's like something really stupid.

[Bobbo]

Well, you said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

H. Yeah, but, I mean, you take me out of context and you replay me into fool for the City. And I mean, you know, I see what you're doing here. I see how you're angling for my gig.

[Bobbo]

You're right. You're right, John. I've got an idea. Why don't you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Domingo.

[Caller/Guest]

Yo.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Average. Rough or clean.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I got a joke for you, boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, a joke? Oh, this is Domingo the joke man. The Hispanic, the south of the mortar. Ex cartel illegal on a half ass visa. Mexican man that comes up here to Dallas to tell jokes.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, man, why you want to slam me like that, man?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Suck a lot to my little friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your joke, boss? Hey, yeah, hey, what do you got?

[Caller/Guest]

What do you.

[Bobbo]

What do you call.

[Caller/Guest]

What do you call a bouncer in a gay bar? What, A flamethrower?

[Bobbo]

A flamethrower? You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Domingo.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was like the best joke Domingo's ever called, actually. I mean, we had to go through like 18 of them for three years. We finally got a good one.

[DJ Pre K]

Standards were low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy White in Dallas. Is this. Is this. Is this the Randy White?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. This is the Randy White Jeep, Dodge Chrysler McKinney.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So do you Used to. Used to play? Was it nose tackle or. No. What did Randy White play? Defensive.

[Caller/Guest]

Defensive tackle, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cowboys.

[Caller/Guest]

Come on now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you. You have. You graduated from a pro bowler to a used car salesman in McKinney, Texas?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure did do employment on the side as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you. What is your job at this dealer ship you're calling from?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, well, I'm just more or less seeing how much your boy's gonna get for me. Really not on the books for the McKinney I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you the used car manager?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, this car? Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. As a dealership.

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir. No, sir.

[Bobbo]

Not at the dealership.

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is the used car manager of the dealership? Rattle his name off. It's okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, Randy. Wet.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I want to buy the cars from. If I'm gonna buy a 98 pile of crap Dodge truck, I want to buy 40 of them and I want.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, hold on, hold on now, John. Hold on, John. It's not a pile of crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it from the used car manager and it's. You bring up a good point. All used car managers listening throughout the country. If you want to sell us your cars and skip the auction, save the fees, get the right money on the front side, just go to givemetheven.com and I can hook you up with our trade in desk and we will bid your cars and buy them real time as we go throughout the day. And Randy White, I'm gonna. I'm gonna pass on yours for now because if I'm gonna buy a turd like this, then I. I only buy.

[Bobbo]

Oh, hold on, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I only buy turd balls. Unless, you know, 200 cars. If I'm buying them in groups and I'm getting good stuff with it, I don't want junk. It costs too much to handle junk. How many cost us a hundred dollars or $200 or $300 to send somebody to your house to pick it up? I mean, it's hard. It's pretty hard to make $500 on a hundred dollar car when you spent $600 moving it around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I'm not great at math, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now this truck here, even though it's hot miles, it still has value. Joe, a 12 ram laramie with 160. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, I take it it's a Cummins or. Wouldn't have made it this far.

[Caller/Guest]

It does have this. It does have the 67 Cummins Turbo and it no def. Okay, so that's the year that went to the next year. No, it's never had the def on it. It's the year right before they put it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Diesel. The deer urine is what I call it. It's like. It's like deer pee. It's diesel fluid. Does. Is it deleted or is it straight pipe?

[Caller/Guest]

I did put a straight exhaust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course you did.

[Caller/Guest]

And, and all the, and all the, and all the. And all that other junk that's sitting on top of the motor. I Pulled all that junk off too. So it's just a good straight motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Freed her up, let it breathe. Let's let this breathe. And he also picked up.

[Caller/Guest]

Hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He picked up four miles a gallon when he did that. About how much did you pick up when he did it? Miles per gallon.

[Caller/Guest]

I wasn't that impressed. I think I picked up maybe two. I bought the truck just to pull my camper and it's just been setting for about the last year. The tires are about 60% left on them. You know, they're like new truck, straight body, straights, leather, air conditioned, heated seats, heated steering wheel. It's got the navigation system, backup camera and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, before you read the window sticker to me again, it's got $160,000 on it and it's been chopped, but it's nice. Does 18 grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, not that. Not for 18. Does that, does that affect it when you much of the sale, are you able to sell them with when they're like that off of a dealer floor?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's legal, it's. It's just illegal. And it can get you, you know, $10,000 ticket.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean out in the country you can get away with it, but in the city you can't anymore. No, it's greatly affected the values. But yeah, I think it's eight. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Man, I don't know. I don't know. That was way off what I thought it was worth when I pulled it up on a Kelly blue book. Kelly for that model, it was way. Had it priced way up there. Even on the low side it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like 25 Kelly blue balls said 160,000 mile Laramie is worth 25,000? I don't think so.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, right around 20, 24 to 25. And that's, that's clean. I'd put it in clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Doesn't Everybody? I think 18 is, I think Kelly blue balls. I mean, have you ever called a phone in sex line?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back in the 80s, you know, it's five bucks, you know. Yeah. Yes. And, and you know, they talk dirty to you, but. But there's no skin. There's no reality, there's no, there's no touch. And that's kind of what Kelly blue balls is. She just talks dirty to you and gets you all hot. There's nothing there. But I might give 20 grand like it. The difference between me and Kelly blue balls is that I write a check and she just talks dirty to you.

[Bobbo]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you, if you want to. If you want to get talked to, call. Go call Kelly. If you want to get a check, call me. Go to givemetheven.com. give me the vin.com. load this thing up. Let me see. I might give 20 grand. You're not going to get 25 for 160,000 mile. 9 year old or what? However year we in 19. 27 year old. I may be a little light. It may be 22. It may be 22. Okay, thanks. 887 234. 808. Dear John, I was listening with my daughter in the car last week and you were talking about Kelly Blue Balls.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think that was appropriate language.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, if you just skip over it and don't talk about it, then nobody knows what the hell that means. It's just bad humor. Sophomore, freshman humor that we as adults that think stupid can enjoy if we just don't point it out and drag everybody back through it.

[Bobbo]

Well, you gotta specialize.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll be right back.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car.

[Caller/Guest]

Gimmethevin.com.

[Bobbo]

It'S so easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio now.

I'll send a strip club DJ over there to pick it up.

John Clay Wolf.

Name this artist. J.D. you know this one? Hey J.D. we're on the radio. Look at me. Hey, J.D.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on the radio. Hear you. We're on the radio.

[Uncle Norman]

Are we back?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're back.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I was wondering, wave at me one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know who this singer is?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty. How did you spend be Mr. FM DJ for two decades? Dude, I was top 40 stations and you don't know any of the music.

[J.D. Ryan]

Real simple. You want to know how? It's very easy. When the song starts, you turn it down and you get on the phone and hit on chicks.

[DJ Pre K]

So you didn't have to know anything about them.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew nothing about the music. I didn't even know what songs we played.

[DJ Pre K]

How many different formats did you do?

[J.D. Ryan]

Country and top 40 rock.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, so pretty much the mainstream stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a guy named Steve Miller. I don't know if you've heard of him.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's he do?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a singer and a guitar player. He had a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he's just appeared on the show. Like, Abracadabra.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72-3,4.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, everyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I was. JD's over there jacking with his Facebook while we're doing radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was not looking up a news story on the whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Facebook more important than.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but I was looking up where the hurricane is. Do you mind?

[DJ Pre K]

On Facebook.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. It was on accuweather. You want to see it? Here. It's on accuweather.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the link was on.

[Bobbo]

That's where it is caused by Democrats.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the way, this morning, you know, and I'm bad. I wake up in the morning and I roll over and I grab my phone and I scroll through my newsfeed for whatever reasons. This is a habit. And I see. Do you mean sad music?

[J.D. Ryan]

John, don't do this. Really? Seriously. You read something I posted. I'd rather you don't. I mean, if that's. If. If you're about to do what I think you're gonna do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think I'm gonna do?

[J.D. Ryan]

Read something I posted about.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

About my dog?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Okay. I thought you were in my bed. You did something once before that was rather personal, and I just didn't rather you not do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. So if you posted it on Facebook.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd rather you not read it on the radio. It is. Because it's personal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Different on Facebook than is on the radio. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's personal. And you're. And you're making it a bit. And you're making it. Trying to make it funny. Because what we do here is humor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what you're about to do is not that funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dead dogs aren't funny.

[Uncle Norman]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's why I'm doing something different. Okay, good. But thank you. Jd. Is there anything else that you need to let me know that I'm allowed to do on my show today? No, I just wanted.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you got. Mike, turn my. Just turn my mic. I'll be back with you guys about noon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. I thought. I thought I left my. My old lady at the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I get up this morning on Facebook and I read about JD's dead dog. But after I read that, I read. Because dead dogs are so funny. Aren't they funny?

[J.D. Ryan]

Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey did a bit on dead dogs, didn't he? Okay, so, Mark Eckert.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, John, you're all by yourself. Dying alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is with Laura Eckert. Sometimes life has an uncanny way. Way of making you step back and realize it's not going to work out as planned. This isn't funny. Today is one of those days. After 25 years of marriage, Laura and I have decided to part ways and see what the next phase of life has in store for us. We love one another and look forward to whatever friendship in the future holds. And then this guy wrote, I don't believe you anywhere back. It's unfortunate. Unfortunately, it's true. So, like, it's like a marriage obit. Did they write it together?

[J.D. Ryan]

Some people do, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Why announce it on Facebook?

[John Clay Wolf]

How did Mark Zuckerberg turn into our platform preacher?

[Bobbo]

Hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's more of a. Of a. In the old days, there was party lines where people got together and you listen in and hear what people were talking about. That's it. It's people sharing. That's all their lives. Sometimes funny stuff, sometimes political, and occasionally something very touching and something that hurts their heart and they want their friends to know. And their friends are normally the people that follow them on Facebook. Sometimes it's people that don't give a crap.

[Bobbo]

Wait, this is Mark Zuckerberg.

[J.D. Ryan]

Zuckerberg, get into this.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's just. It's just Facebook divorce announcements.

[Bobbo]

Somebody, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So back in the. The newspaper used to have divorce and marriage death.

[J.D. Ryan]

Marriage, divorce.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's changed to Facebook?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man. When I was in my 30s, that was a mainstay. Every day I checked those out. Who's free? Who's free?

[DJ Pre K]

That's what I was saying. So he's basically saying, hey, ladies, guess what? I'm available now. That's kind of what I get out of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's okay if you see me out with somebody else? Yeah, there we go. It's okay if you see me out with somebody else, it's okay.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[DJ Pre K]

But he's trying to be nice about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Like, oh, you know, we loved each.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other, blah, blah, blah.

[J.D. Ryan]

By the way, you can private message me.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bobbo]

That's a very, I don't know, banal thing to do. And then, I mean, announce your divorce on Facebook. What if you change your mind?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you should go with stuff that's really gonna happen. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I was gonna stay off the dead dog thing, but you just had to bring it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw. I'm sorry. You. You've been. You've done that before, and I thought that's where you were going. I apologize. John. Will you accept my apology?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I mean, do I look like Russ Martin?

[J.D. Ryan]

Will you accept my apology?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I have an ass?

[J.D. Ryan]

There are moments that you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry. And that was the moment I thought we were headed for, so. Well, I apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tension in the studio this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not at all for me. I apologized.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, my dog died, too. Hey, Turley, have you ever had a dog that. That died?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, Baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a dog that died?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dogs die. Holy hell. Let's shut the world down.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's it shut the world down? Didn't ask you to give a crap.

[Bobbo]

What's really.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't expect you to give a crap about anybody but yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobbo]

Key West.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you tell us about your trip to Port Aransas?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want to talk about it.

[Bobbo]

Why not?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it was horrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

What's a real, really positive thing is why would you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Most of the dogs that I've lost in my life, and I'm a dog person, all right, have been, like, you know, run over in the road, or I come home and Grandpa says, well, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Just laughed at your dog getting run over.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just laughed at the fact that you thought the show couldn't get worse.

[Bobbo]

Because he's a prick. But JD Got to actually take his and say goodbye and be there.

[DJ Pre K]

At that moment, I don't think anybody knows. You might want to. If you're gonna talk about that, explain that.

[J.D. Ryan]

During our trip to Port Aransas, my dog got very, very ill. I did not know my dog had liver cancer. We saw it, but he suddenly got ill.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I thought y' all got sober years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, my dog got liver cancer. Did not know. Took him to the vet here on Wednesday. The vet said it's terminal. He'll probably pass within two weeks. You'll do him a favor to let him go. So we brought somebody into the house called Lapel Love. They're wonderful people. They come into your home and they do the process. That's what happened yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why the trip to Port Aransas was awful.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you were there for a week, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, we were midweek. The dog got ill, and we Took him to a vet down there. And the vet said, here's what's going on. You probably need to get home. So we went home and we took him to our vet. And this is what the vet said.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you adopted this dog because it was your. Your son?

[J.D. Ryan]

My son's dog. My son actually rescued the puppy 10 years ago. 10, 11 years ago. Yeah. Or that matter.

[Bobbo]

What's veterinarian in Port Aransas, Detective?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the Island Vet Clinic.

[Bobbo]

There you go. So that's paid for?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not paid for. No. $554. It's not paid for.

[Bobbo]

Okay. I was trying to help because I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thought that was probably the d. No, that's not the.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Trade on his dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Now, lap of love, that's been paid for.

[John Clay Wolf]

So JD's selling dog funeral services. Plugs on the radio show.

[J.D. Ryan]

But they'll come by the house and they'll actually do the whole process right there.

[DJ Pre K]

So do there. It's like. It's hospice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lapsoflove.com Hospice for your dog, right? Yes, that's exactly.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they do a service?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they do. They come by, they give you little imperative, the dogs, blah, blah, blah.

[DJ Pre K]

Really? They print.

[John Clay Wolf]

Print the dogs. Okay. And how long ago did you take over the grandchildren?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, nine years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so your kid brings it home and then all of a sudden it's yours, Kind of sorta what color was the dog?

[J.D. Ryan]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. He's not a hater.

[DJ Pre K]

He's a Texan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are y' all talking about? Y' all are ridiculous. Eddie. An 06 Ford E350 Econo line with 71,000 miles. Ah, handicap?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, five, six. Six grand. Five, six grand. It depends. It all depends on what it looks like. Is it a conversion rig? Yeah. Can you load it into. Give me the VIN. Go to givemetheven.com Allen and Little Elm, you've got a 01 F350 that's been converted to a Harley Davidson package. Does that mean that you painted it? Harley Davidson paint scheme. And you put Harley Davidson seats in? It.

[Caller/Guest]

Has original doors, the whole front clip, the interior, the dash, everything is originally Harley. The bed is the only thing that's been painted.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was it a salvage title car?

[Caller/Guest]

No. Clean blue title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Clean blue tire.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for this thing with 265,000 miles on it and two wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

I also got to tell you, it sits on air Ride full air, ride all the way around. Has a 24.5 inch 18 wheeler, rims on the front. Go all the way around with the smaller tires, not the, not the biggest in my tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's stop with the truck and talk about you. What nationality are you? What heritage are you?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm Hispanic.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, stop it.

[Uncle Norman]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it. You are not. Quit that.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I am half Mexican, half Salvadorian.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I would do is put this truck in the El Chapo. Not El Chapo, but El Chapo, the El Chapo rag, you know, the, the Hispanic newsletter for cars. This thing is so Hispanic that only a true Hispanic such as yourself is gonna appreciate what you have done here. And my dealers that I sell, I'm not, I'm not discounting it. And see there's, there's Hispanic, specialized Hispanic markets. There's specialized ghetto markets. DJ Pre K straighten me out here if I'm wrong. I mean.

[DJ Pre K]

What'S poppin?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's the best place to sell what is a popular ghetto sled that's been all slicked up in these in this day and age?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh man, you know, I gotta go with the classic box Chevy Caprice, you know, saying. Or maybe an 80 fold Cadillac Barrit or Oldsmobile Sierra or Cutlass, you know, the Cut Dog, you know, we got a few options.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, so what you're saying is like the old 64 impala, the, that Easy and Dre made popular back in the 80s, that is no longer the ghetto sled of choice.

[DJ Pre K]

That's, that's still a classic. But you really ain't going to see too many of those rolling. You know, you might see more, you know, Lincoln Town Cars and you see.

[John Clay Wolf]

That, I think you'd find a lot of those through the police auction, the impound yard. Most of them have been hooked for drug paraphernalia and they lost the car. But Allan, I, I, I don't go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We will look. But my, I think your best bet is really in one of those Latin shopping racks on this one because you're gonna want a fortune for it. I'm not gonna give it, but you might find that one guy that appreciates what you did. Sounds cool though. Five grand. I'm thinking five grand.

[Caller/Guest]

I know, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Rode. My name is John Claywolf. I buy cars in the air. Forgive thevend.com.

[Bobbo]

Just in time for summer vacation, there's a new entertainment hub with something for the whole Family Oopsies. Oopsies has everything. A lion petting zoo, table saw, arts and crafts, a knife throwing room, even a swimming pool with just the deep end and no floatings. Drive blindfolded, skeet shooting or walking on hot coals. Grab a bite to eat in Oopsies food court. With your choice of rare and dangerous pufferfish sushi, an E. Coli beef burger or Peking schnauzer. Oopsies offers a summer adventure you'll never forget.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oopsies.

[Bobbo]

And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

And featuring DJ3K, Brush Limbo, Keith Richards.

[Bobbo]

Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Peking Schnauzer.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that was a. Do you think he was making a stab at you?

[Caller/Guest]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I didn't hear it. No, sorry, I was talking to Norman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you didn't hear the intro?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I was talking to Norman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm talking to somebody actually in the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you, Are you on there with us now?

[J.D. Ryan]

I am now back. I'm back with you. Hey, can you play it again, Mike? I didn't hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. I know we just joined a lot of stations and remember, if you miss. So we're on for five hours every Saturday morning. We put up a podcast that's five hours long with the commercials and the song stripped out. You can find that podcast@john claywolf.com or go to the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page. And it goes up about 1 or 2 o'.

[Bobbo]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

People seem to enjoy it. I don't know. We need to catch up with this hurricane. We've been on the air for two hours and we've been on in Louisiana for an hour.

[DJ Pre K]

I think it's a tropical storm now, in fact. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have an update?

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, we do, yes. Dawn broke along the Gulf Coast Saturday. Tropical Storm Barry was inching closer toward The Louisiana coastline. 65 mile an hour winds. It doesn't become a hurricane until it's 74, if that matters to anybody. That's still a lot of wind. So they're expecting that to possibly be right on the verge of a hurricane when it hits later today. It's going to be just at this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Point, just a bit outside, just a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Little low and inside. That pitch was low and inside, making a landfall just west of Marsh Island, Louisiana. That's about 100 miles west of New Orleans. That's where the actual landfall will be.

[John Clay Wolf]

100 miles west of New Orleans. Beaumont.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not really, but it's like. It's actually Charles.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's actually Marsh Island, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far is that from Lake Charles?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got to be close. Well, we have a office in Baton Rouge. Give me the. VIN has a location in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. And we have our own Rob Ball on line four. Thinking report live. We have our own news crew for this event. Oh, wow. Listen. Wow. Doctor reporter Rob Ball. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

It's windy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's windy.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we are definitely.

[Caller/Guest]

Definitely dealing with a tropical storm here, guys. We got some high winds. Offices can shut down, but we're still buying cars out here. Well, I guess we'll pick them up whenever the weather permits. But, guys, I did some digging on this storm. I did a lot of calls around, and I actually landed an interview with Tropical Storm Barry. And, yeah, we're going to be hearing from him pretty shortly here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you hand the microphone over to a Tropical Storm Barry, Rob, and we'll. We'll talk to him right now.

[Satan]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, let's get.

[Caller/Guest]

Let me get up there real quick. Hold on a second.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe a first.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Ever Tropical storm barrier, are you there? Hi, everybody.

[Caller/Guest]

Thanks, Rob. Hello, L.A. what?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's tropical strawberry. Tropical strawberry? I thought that you like Key west more than Louisiana.

[Caller/Guest]

I just love the gut Mexicans. I'm having a ball. You see my pirouette? I don't like Charles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not see you do a piercing pirouette above Lake Charles.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought I saw it on radar, but I wasn't sure.

[Caller/Guest]

It's beautiful. I don't know. When the sun goes up in the morning, it's the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tropical Storm Barry is light.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Barry, where are you going next?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, we're gonna take a quick swing over toward the west side of New Orleans, so get ready. We're gonna be probably just eating some Baton Rouge because Rob is a friend of mine and we say there's action until Saturday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it hot? Are you hot and wet or just wet?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'll tell you, I was very cool just a couple of weeks ago, and then the temperatures started rising. I could feel it coming. Look at my T shirt. I'm happy like a little girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you wearing right now, Tropical Storm Berry?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, a bit of a low pressure sweat mixed with high temperatures down low and a cool breeze up high.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn't it Bother you to do this much damage? You could do $10 million damage. You don't care.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, DJ Ryan and I thought about that for the last couple of weeks and I'll tell you what, the cream always rises to the top, okay? And I. Tropical Storm Barry. I'm doing my best to just bring Louisiana to the forefront of the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it sounds like you've got this all figured out right now is your cousin.

[Caller/Guest]

It's only a seven day run, so come down and see me while you can because it's going to be beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. So Tropical Storm Barry, we see can find you this evening in the French Quarter in New Orleans.

[Caller/Guest]

We'll stretch that far. I think we can get Baton Rouge and New Orleans all in one fantastic sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Tropical Storeberry. And now back to a reporter, Rob Ball on the ground.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rob, good report, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you ought to. You ought to make a fruity cocktail for.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you ought to mix up a fruity cocktail in the Baton Rouge office. Give me the vin from Tropical Storm Barry and give him a. Sell that. Oh yeah, give him a second T shirt. Perfect wind blowing.

[Caller/Guest]

He was coming to blow us all down, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank you, Rob Ball. And see your check printer is still working in the Baton Rouge office. And. And you can buy cars today. Or is it. Are we shut down? I have no idea.

[Caller/Guest]

We're gonna buy them today and we're gonna get them picked up asap, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if they bring them to you through Tropical Storm Barry's thighs. Do you have a check on the other end?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, John, we don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

The check printer's down. It's broken.

[DJ Pre K]

They packed everything up.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, we had to unplug everything for flooding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Is it flooding? It may.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, we're supposed to get maybe up to 25 inches today. He's a wet son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. He's a big boy too. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, we're still buying it. Just the office. Everything's pretty much closed down in Baton Rouge area, which should be. You got to have precautions.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the website is still up and if you go to give me the dot com down there down in. On the. On the coastline, our headquarters. We bid all the cars at our headquarters in a central room in Dallas, Fort Worth. Across the Country, Vegas, California, D.C. philly, Tropical Storm Barry. All the bids come out of one room. And then we have these satellite locations where we print Checks around the country and dispatch drivers to go pick them up. Or you can just bring them to us. Wow. Well, it sounds like the good news is that. Has there been no casualty or anything?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not yet. No. And it'll be by Monday. You'll. Barry will be scattering juice all over Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we were supposed to go to what? We were supposed to go to Water Rain. We were supposed to go to Baton Rouge today for the car show.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it got canceled. Are we going next week, papa?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we're talking about doing that after the program. After the program. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I totally won't be you. You're not invited.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, okay. Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Appreciate that.

[Bobbo]

What's that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I mean, it's just. It's just. I. I don't know. I don't think it's worth it. I mean, people want to meet. They want to meet Bobbo, the guy with all the voices.

[Bobbo]

I don't think Randy the Squirrel.

[J.D. Ryan]

They want to meet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't even know if they want to meet me, Bob. I mean, can you just go cover for me?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think if we send Bobbo and.

[Caller/Guest]

Pre K. Do I look like a damn squirrel? Do you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Caller/Guest]

What about me says squirrel? Are you totally, totally unaware of any animation that the Disney corporation ever released?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm so sorry.

[Caller/Guest]

Squirrels are not chipmunks. Squirrels has that big, bushy, ridiculous tail, and they steal.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they do.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. They're ruining the English language.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

How's that?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm chipmunk. I said good day, Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ben and Fort Ben in Texas. 08 Silverado Z71 with 88 or 68, 000 miles.

[Caller/Guest]

That's 88, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a leather extended cab, not a crew cab, right?

[Caller/Guest]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean? Clean Sounds pretty. It's old, though. But I mean, if it's nice and slick. I think it's 10,000. Yeah, it is. It's real nice.

[Caller/Guest]

I. I've actually had an appraise at CarMax, and I'm on. I've got text. I actually did your. Your website deal, and. And I'm texting with Rich. Is it Richard maybe?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I'm texting him that. I texted him.

[Caller/Guest]

I texted him a picture of that hopper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what did. What did CarMax offer you?

[Caller/Guest]

12 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if the. My advertising is. If I don't beat your CarMax offer, then I owe you 100 bucks. Where do you want me to mail the check? I'm kidding. No, I'm gonna. I'll. I'll give you 12,500.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, it's got to be at least 12, 750 because that's what I'll get for my, my taxes when I go buy a car. CarMax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh man, let me look at it. When I get off there, I might do it. All right, so for the record, I beat their bid by $500, right? Oh, hang on, don't start.

[Caller/Guest]

Technically. But.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, stop. Ben, Ben, Ben, Ben. Don't get. Don't get salty with me, Bernays. Okay, so they offered you. They offered you 12,000 for your car and I just offered you 12,500. Now you're talking about tax credits. That's a state trade in rule. That has nothing to do with. What the.

[Caller/Guest]

You're good, man. You're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're good.

[Bobbo]

You go ahead and look at my.

[Caller/Guest]

Car, let me know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

But for the record, I beat CarMax by $500.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, all right, all right, all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, all right, all right, all right. Not technically again. I thought I left my old lady at the house, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You didn't factor in travel expenses?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, she's good. She gets mad at me when I use her in jokes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wonderful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because she's like. People think I'm a b.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a joke. That's the oldest running gag bit in comedy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Johnny Carson did it for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Archie Bunker did it for years. Roddy Dangerfield did it for years. Who? I mean, everybody.

[Bobbo]

Take my wife, please.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think we all agree. Anybody that could literally, we all love you, but put up with you forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you you something, you son of a. You take one more swing at me and I'm gonna take a swing back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're just sitting here all over my ass this morning. I'm nice to you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was just saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Something wonderful about your wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, about my wife, but about me. What you're just saying is anybody that can put up with you must be great. So I guess you're great too.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's kind of the running joke on this show. No, no, no, no. Isn't that kind of spell. Wait a minute. You just said your wife just cuz your dog died.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't take it out on me.

[J.D. Ryan]

So your wife gets upset because somebody says you're hard to get along with. But then you turn around and do the same thing. You got your feelings hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not my wife. You're more Like Hurricane Barry.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got your feelings hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. Your dog died, so you jumped my ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

That wouldn't. That's really, really, really, really. As soon as we started out, you tell me I'm like Russ Martin. You tell me I'm a this.

[J.D. Ryan]

You tell me I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's not about me, then I'm not interested. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry your dog died.

[Caller/Guest]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty.

[Bobbo]

This is what happens when grown people stop drinking alcohol. We'll be back with another shot with the John Clay Wolf show. Next.

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

Norman, you're dressed about like Rick James today.

[Uncle Norman]

Absolutely. I feel very good about myself today. Thank you for having me on your show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good to see Uncle Norman. Our in house Puerto Rican during the operation Operation airdrop mission we did for hurricane Harvey. We were down in Puerto Rico. That next hurricane we. We found Norman.

[Uncle Norman]

Yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we brought him back to the states and absolutely. You know, I figured if those guys could keep those 1950s cars running for all this time, he can work on our staff. And he wound up being our crew chief for give me the men.com.

[Bobbo]

Amazing job.

[Uncle Norman]

But you who the one who told me how to speak English and you didn't do a very good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you live in an RV at Traders Village.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Uncle Norman]

If you want to sell a car that is Latino nice. Or Hispanic guys take it to Trader village. You sell it right there real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the guy with the dually F1 Ford a minute ago.

[Uncle Norman]

Yeah, yeah. The one that. The Harley Davidson one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And do you, do you get out of your trailer on the weekends and your rv? Yes, I do. I do.

[Uncle Norman]

These people gotta go going on. There's always somebody singing. Oh for somebody drunk that you have to help out.

[John Clay Wolf]

That place is pretty Busy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you been out there, too?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been there before.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I know where it is.

[DJ Pre K]

For those that don't know what we're talking about, it's a. Basically a large flea market.

[J.D. Ryan]

Flea market giant. It's been there forever.

[Uncle Norman]

Yeah, flea market. Anything you want, from a lighter to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stuff that was stolen from your home.

[Bobbo]

Yes, it's a flea market and garden style apartment residence.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[Uncle Norman]

A gated community.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's. It's. It's like the largest flea market there is.

[Uncle Norman]

I like it. I like the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been there for two years.

[Uncle Norman]

Holy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Norman, we're on. We're on FCC airway. You can't say holy. He had to dump you off. No cuss words. Remember that?

[Uncle Norman]

Yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. You didn't tell me English.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, I told you that's a bad word.

[Uncle Norman]

That's why he told me first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[DJ Pre K]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you live there in an RV. How long have you lived there? 18 months.

[Uncle Norman]

No, close to a year and a half. Not that.

[Bobbo]

Don't.

[Uncle Norman]

The whole two years?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not 18 months. A year and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

And a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't taught you math very well either.

[Uncle Norman]

Well, you don't have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so.

[Bobbo]

So that's because of the Matrix.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you go into the market and walk around on the weekends? Yes, I do. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I do do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Uncle Norman]

I go and I see all the guys now. I know them because they got their own places, you know, for. For a long time.

[Bobbo]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever asked them for a discount, for a discount since you've been there so long? No, no.

[DJ Pre K]

I've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got some. I know a couple people there.

[Uncle Norman]

I try to find the, the, the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Uncle Norman]

I try to find the big man in there, but it's kind of hard to find him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the irony. That's just too funny. Yeah. All right. I'll just leave it at that. No problem. It's all good. I'm just giving them a bunch of free plugs is all I'm doing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Uncle Norman]

I like the place. It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so the reason that you are here today is you called me last week complaining about mechanics.

[Uncle Norman]

That is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so Norman runs our whole crew. We. We have, you know, we. We buy and sell. Give me the VIN down here in the Texas, you know, 500 a week down here. 500 a week up on the East Coast. And Norman's running the. Used to work up in PA and now you're down here. But he's having problems with our in house. What are your issues with our in house mechanic? He has to get 500 cars a week ready. The whole crew. But he's the mechanical guy. He's in charge of all the mechanics. What's your problem?

[Uncle Norman]

Well, my problem is that I'm looking for some kind of mechanics. They don't. Mechanics who, who wants to work? That's what I want if I want to hire somebody. This is totally different than having a mechanic sitting behind a toolbox and turning wrenches. No, this works a little different. This is, this is more volume, more cars. We had to do this like a pitch pit crew, you know what I mean? Like a NASCAR thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of like you're people more proactive.

[Uncle Norman]

Proactive? Yes. I need people who, who, who take initiative and who cares about their jobs. That's what I'm looking for. Somebody who wants to make a career. Not just a job. A job is a job. But when you do, when you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

A job, what are we looking for? What are we looking for?

[Uncle Norman]

What are we looking for is what? Young, energetic, professional people.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you spell Jung and genogenic?

[Uncle Norman]

Energetic.

[John Clay Wolf]

J, U, N J. Yeah.

[Uncle Norman]

You didn't do a good job, I'm telling you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotta be junk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of jays in there.

[Uncle Norman]

I had to get Rosetta stone or something for this. You should have sent them it for Christmas or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rosetta Stone.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So young, energetic, young. So you don't want old and lazy.

[Uncle Norman]

No, no, I don't need no old I Lacey. I don't need people telling me how to do my own thing. Even though I need some people who follow. Be a follower and then you can be a leader. If you a good follower becomes a good leader.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's this pay pay?

[Uncle Norman]

It so depends. The pay. The pay is going to be depends on all the qualifications you have. Come and show me what you can do and I will pay you like a man. If you're a man that you got your own tools, that means a lot to me too because you can tell me that you're a mechanic. If you don't got no tools, man, you're not a mechanic.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And so just go to jobs. Givemetheven.com jobs that give me the. This is. Remember people, this is for Dallas, Texas. Yes, Dallas, Texas. If you have I'll get all these emails in the jobs bucket from Houston and Louisiana and D.C. and Vegas. That's great. But you're going to be moving to Dallas, Texas to do this job.

[Uncle Norman]

Yes. I am a cool guy though, guys. If you apply with being I, what's not cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the heat in Texas.

[Uncle Norman]

That is. That's. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're in the middle of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are these guys working in the sun or working in the shade?

[Uncle Norman]

You have to work at any kind of conditions. This is the way it goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but we do have shade. We have those big. Absolutely. Yes, yes.

[Uncle Norman]

She.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Uncle Norman]

But like I'm telling you, this is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a p. What do you need? Tell me about. Tell me about who you're looking to hire. I mean, do you want a kid that. Do you need a helper or do you need a guy that can diagnose or do you need a wrench? Turner, what do you need?

[Uncle Norman]

Okay, let's put it this way. There is three classifications for a mechanic. A, B and C. I'm looking for C and B at this moment. You will became an A if you just stick around with me for a little while.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is the B and C. What is a B?

[Uncle Norman]

Well, they C. It is the guy who do tires, the one who keep up with the batteries. That's the C. Okay. The B is the one who can do a timing chain. You put them in there and it can diagnose the vehicle properly without having any, you know, having anybody looking over your shoulder. Just put it that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And you're looking to hire some of these people. How many? One or two.

[Bobbo]

Oh, two.

[Uncle Norman]

Minimum. Minimum two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. [e-mail] Uncle Norman will be your boss. Just tell me this, do you like. Do you have a preference of black, white, Latino or other?

[Uncle Norman]

No, no, no, no, no, no. It is in every race there is always a good. A good people out there, a bigger mechanic. You have to be. Have some common sense. Anybody who has common sense can do this job.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you were to pick a race that you preferred the most, what would that be?

[Bobbo]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna tell you the truth.

[Uncle Norman]

Hey, any Hispanic Latino, they are Mexican. Preferable if he's Mexican. Because if he a Mexican come from Mexico down here, he doesn't come up here just to play around. He comes here with a. With a mission. He wants to make money where you want to make money. My friend come to give me the bean and you got a. A good avenue new source that you can make good revenue.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you think Mexicans are better mechanics than.

[Uncle Norman]

I didn't say that. I didn't. What I say that. What I say was a Mexican work hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, okay. Okay, now what about like 5565 year old white men.

[Uncle Norman]

Those kind of those, those. They are most retired. They are very. How you going to put it? They are skillful but they are used.

[John Clay Wolf]

To, to do things, talk to everyone like you talk to me without cuss words. Just say it.

[Uncle Norman]

I need people who wants to work. They don't have a chip in the show shoulders. I want somebody who wants to work. That's all I want in reality.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you always wind up bitching about the older guys that are experienced. You said they don't want to work.

[Uncle Norman]

Other guys got their own, their own mind and they're hard to teach new tricks. It's hard to teach an old dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is a high speed, high paced deal.

[Uncle Norman]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I got you. We're not pulling and it's not heavy line work. All right. Well, there you go from uncle Norm. Now we know that. We'll be back in just a minute. Steve in Sanger, Texas. Are you there, Steve?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load up this 17 Nissan Titan with 26. I'd love to buy it. You can just put in the license plate right there and it'll, it'll decode it and give you an offer right there. My buyer will follow up and y' all can discuss it and negotiate. Okay, thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf. I buy cars for givemetheven.com.

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this presented by givemethevin.com.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Learned by dodging balls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Balls that are thrown at us.

[Bobbo]

That's what this sack of wrenches is for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800. 800 radio.

[Caller/Guest]

If you can dodge a wrench, you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can dodge your ball.

[Bobbo]

Now, any other questions?

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf.

So, Norm, you came from Pennsylvania?

[Uncle Norman]

That is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did all the work up there?

[Uncle Norman]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a Difference between the. The Puerto Rico. Are the Puerto Ricans in pa. The Mexicans of Texas.

[Uncle Norman]

Yeah, yeah, exactly. We stay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it that simple?

[Uncle Norman]

It's that simple. We stayed in the East Coast. We never go this way. It's too far, too hot.

[Bobbo]

I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're like Mexican Eskimos.

[Uncle Norman]

Yeah, the car and I. Yeah, we stayed from New York. We. We get called New Yorkans because we. The first. The first place we go is New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then delete seal blubber.

[Uncle Norman]

Seal blower. No, no, seal blower.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what, what, what? What's an odd thing that Puerto Ricans eat?

[Uncle Norman]

I think pig feet with garbanos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why? With everything else out there to eat big feet.

[Uncle Norman]

Pig, pig, pig, pig. Is that's the delicacy for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Speaking of odd things.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deep Cult. Deep off the track cuts. We always do. We started this new bit. Brosetta Stone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K, great series. Gives us a word and teaches us a culture word from Brosetta Stone. This new program he, he wrote to teach people hip hop and ghetto slang. Is that a fair assessment?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. Do you want me to play the. The commercial?

[John Clay Wolf]

For sure.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[Uncle Norman]

Let's see this.

[Bobbo]

If you're one of the millions of people who think that they just can't learn how to speak hip hop, it's not that you can't learn. It's that you've been doing it the wrong way. And that's why we' Brozetta Stone. The hip hop language learning program.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before Brozetta Stone, I didn't know my hizzy from my bajizzy. Now bitch be ballin' without sounding whack.

[Bobbo]

Try Brosetta stone free for 30 days. And if you're not surrounded by big booty shaking dancers while you make it rain cash money in trendy nightclubs, we'll refund your G's.

[DJ Pre K]

Hello, my name is Austin Edward Parky ii, but my friends call me Pre K. I invented the Brozetta Stone software. Cause I couldn't understand understand y'.

[Satan]

All.

[DJ Pre K]

Better yet, y' all probably couldn't understand me neither. And since y' all my homies holla.

[Bobbo]

At your boy, call now for your 30 day free trial. And no worries, cuz at Brodazetta Stone, we ain't about ganking the player.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, dj. Good morning, Austin.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's cracking? It's your friendly neighborhood slanguistic master. You know what I'm saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the word of the day, sir?

[DJ Pre K]

All right, so today's Rosetta Stone word of the day. And I Guess. Y' all can guess what it means. Today's word is thotty, soddy, thoughty, S.

[John Clay Wolf]

O T t or D D T.

[DJ Pre K]

H o t T Y, thotty, thought E. Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a deep. Deep in thought.

[Bobbo]

Thotty.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a little bit different.

[DJ Pre K]

You know, it comes from the. The base word thought, you know, T H O T is kind of a variation. Another variation might be a satiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it based on a Latin root word?

[DJ Pre K]

See, I can't get that deep with you. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know.

[DJ Pre K]

All I know is we say it in the hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the hood.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's thought. Tea Thought.

[DJ Pre K]

Can you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unfortunately. I think I know. I think I know what it means. Let's go to Uncle Norman first. The Puerto Rican. Do you know?

[Uncle Norman]

No, I know, but I can't take a guess.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Uncle Norman]

It couldn't be one of those things like Kamoto.

[Bobbo]

Something like that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think he's strangely close.

[Uncle Norman]

Yeah. So I guess. Well, it sounds like all kinds of things that can come in my mind, but that's the first thing I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was thinking that it was like a thick. The, The T H I C C is is in vogue right now. I saw a meme we. I put up a meme post every Friday. I don't know if you've ever seen it, dj.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's gotten quite popular. It's funny. People enjoy it. But there was one on there saying that Donald Trump says all the thick Latinas get to stay T H I C C C and thought he is a thick hottie.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, I like your thinking, man. I like your thinking. You're not exactly on point. But, you know, a thotty can definitely be thick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo. Do you have a guess?

[Bobbo]

I think it's when a guy's, like, being high minded, very reflective, and kind of high on the intellectual scale. He's being very thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deep in thought.

[DJ Pre K]

Turley, actually, I know. So I can't play this game.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unfortunately. I looked it up as part of my job, so I know what it means now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the only true guesses are Bobbo, Uncle Norman, and myself.

[Uncle Norman]

I am petty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norman thought it was a camel toe.

[DJ Pre K]

I can give you some cinnamon moose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Knuckle, as he said.

[DJ Pre K]

Can you use it, like in a rap or a sentence? Yeah, yeah. I'll give you some synonyms. I'll give you a rhyme for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know.

[DJ Pre K]

The. The rhyme I got is, I don't want no thoughty. These thoughts be messing with everybody. You know what I'm saying? And some synonyms Include broke down beasy skeezoid and skip Scops and scallywags.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God. That makes no sense at all.

[Uncle Norman]

I throw this spiny voice hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Brozetta Stone, I'm stumped. If anybody wants to call in, 800-800-723-4.

[Bobbo]

I need help.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. I don't think it's Moose Knuckle. No.

[DJ Pre K]

That'S not a thoughty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mommy. What's up? If you'd like to see a photo of Uncle Norman and J.D. we posted one on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page a minute ago. And you will, you will. He is Uncle Norman today is in all of his Puerto Rican glory with his absolutely large gold chain, you know, bad shades. Like what, what? Who's the rapper right now that's so popular? Where's the bad shades? I don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

There's. There's a ton of them out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy that beat Michael Jackson the other day.

[DJ Pre K]

Day.

[Uncle Norman]

It doesn't take too much to that beat.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why he died.

[Uncle Norman]

He was beaten and Beat it. Beat it and he died.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, what's the guy's name that's so popular? From Grapevine?

[DJ Pre K]

You talking about Post Malone?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's got those bad shades.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Norman's got the bad shades. The gold chain, the Hawaiian shirt. And it's buttoned. It's. But right above his belly button is where the.

[Uncle Norman]

Showing my beer belly even though I don't drink beer.

[Bobbo]

Gucci shoes. I mean, he bitches about the weather, but he shines in the summertime. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lawton, Oklahoma. What is a Saudi.

[Caller/Guest]

Ah, that hoe over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what, what? You there. Lawton, Oklahoma, you're on the line. Yes, sir. What is a thoughty now, Joe, Joanna, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. What is a thoughty?

[Caller/Guest]

It's like a skanky groupie girl type.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, like give me an example.

[Caller/Guest]

And I only know that. But like, I don't know, one of those girls that really don't mean that. And they just kind of use them up and go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know what's funny is.

[Caller/Guest]

And I only know that because I have a 21. 20. Well, 23 year old son who talks like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he. Is he ghetto? Does he have ghetto slang? Is he kind of like DJ Pre K? Is he half white, half black?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, he's actually quarter Mexican, 3/4 white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's ironic is we have 20 phone lines in the studio and I'm looking and it's all banked out. And two thirds of the Collins right now are from the state of Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

So thought he's a big up there.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not one, but unfortunately there's a lot of thoughties there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because you're. You're from home. Thank you, Joanne.

[Bobbo]

I was close.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad to know that you tune into us. I'm glad to know you tune into us on Saturday mornings because the program directors say that we women. Women don't like us.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I love you guys. I am not offended. I am not but hurt either.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there you go. There you go. Wow. Here. Here's a. Lawton, Oklahoma. Did you catch all that?

[Bobbo]

He's listening to the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's having a problem with his T mobile.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hi. Is it me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. It's you.

[Caller/Guest]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a thon?

[Caller/Guest]

I wasn't sure.

[Bobbo]

So.

[Caller/Guest]

Thought so. It is derived from thought, which is an acronym, actually, for that hoe over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That hoe over there. Yeah. That makes sense.

[DJ Pre K]

Ironically, all the chicks know this too.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this. Is this your first time to listen to us or have you heard us before?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I actually. I drive to work every Saturday and I love listening to y'. All. And I know that's kind of like a weird thing, but I like hearing all the cars that are folded and I like young banter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

But it's my first time calling in.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. So there's another female. We have two females that actually listen to us. Program directors. Did you hear this? There's two of them out there that have committed and admitted publicly that they listen to us. Thank you. And you're not. You're not a thoughty. You're a real one to us. That's right. If you're a female and you like us, let's just bomb the program directors right now.

[DJ Pre K]

Say we ain't no thoughty.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf will be back in just a second.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show.

The U.S. women's soccer team defeated the team from the Netherlands to win the World Cup.

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

Yeah. And despite the loss, the Netherlands team still celebrated because they have health care.

So now, John Clay Wolf.

This is a good song. Did I pick it or you pick it?

[Bobbo]

Ah, we. We pick them together. Let's just take a pause to enjoy Dwayne and Greg doing their thing in the good old days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob, we have a lot of ladies on hold.

[Bobbo]

I don't doubt that. I've been telling you guys, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they. So the program directors are lying to me about our female audience.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't like Denise. Why do the program directors lie to us about the female audience? You there? Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

I have no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

They say we don't have any women listeners.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I listen to you guys, you know, almost every Saturday. You guys are pretty funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Sasha, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good morning, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. Hey.

[Bobbo]

Hey. Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. What you got, doll?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know who's lying to y' all over there, but, I mean, I'm a female, and I find an excuse to listen to y' all and get in my car 94. 5. And, I mean, you're funny. Y' all one of the realest people on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. There you go. Are you white, black, Latino or other?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm Hispanic, so I'm Latina.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. See? And they. They said that all we have is a bunch of angry, angry old white man. Angry old white men. They're wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

So maybe they're not in touch with their audience.

[Caller/Guest]

The Thotty situation. I mean, it was just funny because I'm from Houston, so that word gets thrown around every now and then. But who makes up these words?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

Rosetta Stone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rosetta Stone. Casey, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

I listen every Saturday when I'm delivering mail.

[Bobbo]

That is awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city.

[Caller/Guest]

I work in Will's Point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wills Point. Oh, small town, Texas. We've gone from big city, coastal, Latina.

[Bobbo]

Country girl right down Main Street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mail delivery. Tony, where are you from? Hey, Tony.

[Caller/Guest]

Fort Worth, Texas. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you don't hate me?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know what you're talking about. No, I don't hate you. I love listening to you. Oh, y' all are crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

She doesn't hate me. Thank you. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Hey, John.

[Caller/Guest]

Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. Yeah. You don't hate me.

[Caller/Guest]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I love you. I listen to you every Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. J. Baba. They've been lying to us.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're trying to keep the man.

[Caller/Guest]

They're lying big time.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're trying to keep us down. They're trying to brainwash me. They're trying to keep us under their grip. Thank you. DD Denise, what is the fattest girl you've Ever had sex with. Oh, my.

[DJ Pre K]

John. Why we gotta ask her that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Denise, Charlie just did that. He just played that drop on me. That's not. That's not what I said to you. See, you've heard us before. Oh, every weekend.

[Caller/Guest]

We listen to you every weekend. You're amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is wonderful. We've proven it.

[Caller/Guest]

Anyone who can't handle the. Has to be so PC and can't handle a little bit of fun just better need to own a radio. It's y'.

[J.D. Ryan]

All.

[Caller/Guest]

You're hilarious. Y' all are great. And women love you just as much as the guys do. You're great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

Don't let anybody tell you different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Denise. Stinky's Denise. Thank you. Sticky. Sticky.

[Bobbo]

So, Denise, what. What is the fattest woman? You've made love?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have settled that debate. Oh, Garth Brooks likes dive bars. Jerry. Oh, I got a car thing. Let's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I got a car thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobby. Bobby. At a 13 King Ranch was 60. 13, 13. So 11, 12, 13 body. Bobby, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, it's Bobby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 13 King Ranch was 60. Leather roof, nav average. Rough or clean?

[J.D. Ryan]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clean. 30 grand. 31 grand. 32 grand. 33 grand. Right around there. Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Around there.

[Caller/Guest]

You're doing good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Load it up into givemetheven.com. let's buy it.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I loaded it up and then I got. I got an email back from Domingo and I guess he wants you want me to do some photos or what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, absolutely. I mean, you can't marry a girl without seeing her, can you? I mean, unless she's Russian.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I mean, I know you married that Russian girl, Svetlana.

[J.D. Ryan]

As soon as.

[John Clay Wolf]

Between you and Svetlana.

[J.D. Ryan]

As soon as we had Tropical storm Barry on the radio, apparently got full of himself. He is now a hurricane, category one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it's already made landfall.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, about two hours.

[Bobbo]

So what is he now, Duchess Barry, Strip club dj.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, John, just calling, give y' all update. What's going on down here with old Barry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's going on? Strip club DJs our own man on the ground in Lafayette.

[Uncle Norman]

All right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on with Hurricane Barry now? It's hurricane.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, well, right now it's quiet now. Not definitely no stripping. Everything's closed. Where everybody's under curfews. Can't go out and drink, so we had to stock up on our beer yesterday.

[Satan]

Oh.

[Caller/Guest]

But, yeah, like J.D. just said, it just made hurricane strength. It's still about two hours before Making landfall. It's doing the Texas two step out there in the Gulf, but it's coming in. A lot of people right now are thinking this is no big deal because it's just over class overcast and a little breezy, but in about two hours, it's going to get crazy down here. They're calling for 15 to 18 inches of rain. This is not. This is far from over. We're looking at rain till Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Monday. Good news.

[Caller/Guest]

Some of the stores are still open, so if you already ate all your hurricane snacks, you can make a run to Dollar General real quick before the storm hits. Yeah, 64,000 people across the state without power right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the. Are the interstates backed up of people evacuating?

[Caller/Guest]

Some cities have mandatory evacuation, some are doing voluntary. But most people down here are just going to hunk up, down and waited out. But what they're not realizing is we're expecting feet of rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what I remember from last time is anybody in Houston, Dallas, where all the big hotels are, if you have hotel ambitions this evening, you better not take them, because all of the evacuees will be filling up every hotel between Austin and Oklahoma City.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember Katrina?

[Bobbo]

I mean, one thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, one thing they're doing down here. Airbnb has opened a safe home program where if you have your house listed on Airbnb, you can take evacuees in, but no, no additional charges.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. Thank you. Strip 8008-0072-3480-0800, radar. Nancy, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning. I just want you to know that I'm one of the old girls that's listed listening to you. I grew up in the 40s and 50s, and I like your show. And I also have a master's degree. So I'm not just a dumb person that listens. I'm an intelligent person that listens. And I love cars just like guys do. I'm not a guy. I'm a girl.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's funny that you said you have a master's degree. I had this conversation with someone the other day, and we do a lot of under. Under the. Under the cuff smart humor that many people miss.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, you know, there's a group of people that. And that's what she's like. And that's. That's because of you, J.D. robbie. You're the dumbass of the show. So he tees up the balls, and then Babo and I chop them apart.

[Bobbo]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Nancy. Oh, that's funny. I'm just kidding. Another mail carrier, Sean, in Fort Worth. Cool. All right, so you went to. Norm, can you knock that air down in the studio? It's kind of. It's kind of hot in here. You're a. You're a technician. You know how to do all that. So your trip to Port Aransas was no good. Was it good until the dog?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it was actually very beautiful. The beaches are very nice. It was a really. The water is beautiful. It was blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

The water.

[J.D. Ryan]

The water near Port Aransas, hard to believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wasn't oily.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope, not at all. There's a little bit of seaweed, but there always is on the Texas Gulf Coast. But the beaches were beautiful. They were packed with people. Packed, packed, packed, packed, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, Tur. You're getting me in the mode.

[J.D. Ryan]

We all. Well, Turley went to Hawaii. You went to Key West. Mine just went to Port Aransas.

[DJ Pre K]

This is the nicest beach in Texas, I would say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, probably part of the best beach town in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you going to move there? Seriously?

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably not, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because I have a.

[Bobbo]

He doesn't have to. He goes five times a year. A bunch of high, brown son of a. I work with man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you were in San Diego the other day. Yeah, yeah. Don't tell. It doesn't matter why you were there. You were there. You go to. You go to Muscle Shoals, you travel. Don't start feeling sorry for yourself just yet.

[Bobbo]

I don't. I don't cruise the Keys in a yacht, you know, I wasn't in Hawaii for two weeks.

[DJ Pre K]

It was Maui.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's still Hawaii.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, if I go back, cruise the Keys in the yacht, would you like me to take you with me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Oh, that would be such radio gold. Please, dear God, let me go. Let me go. Just to record it.

[Bobbo]

Tell me this, though, John. I know you haven't been around the Caribbean a lot like, I. I consider the Keys the Caribbean because basically, lifestyle. Right. It's hard to come back from that, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's. It's very hard.

[Bobbo]

And just crawl back into your regular life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was pretty happy down there. Happy down there.

[Uncle Norman]

Me too. You picked me up because I was happy as hell.

[DJ Pre K]

Wait a minute. Are we gonna have some new mechanics? Is that what the whole part of the trip was?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're gonna go. We're gonna take the boat and go to Cuba and get some mechanics. And then Trump shut the border down.

[Uncle Norman]

Yeah, you have to give it to the Cubans. They make their first hybrid Chevy Hybrid. They put them in a couple 50 gallon drums and crossed cross the channel with that thing. Hybrid chevy hybrid from 1950s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I listened to this album a lot over the past five days. Was it Thursday through Tuesday? I've never been to the Keys. It's, it's. It was great. It was great. I don't even know where to start. We went fishing. We went diving. We were snorkeling. I blew my ear out though.

[J.D. Ryan]

What doing well. Diving.

[Bobbo]

Scuba diving.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the first 20ft that's hard, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's where people think you're close enough to the surface. I can shoot up. You cannot.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't shooting up. I was smart enough not to do that, but it was. I was trying to get my wife to come down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was. Have. She. She just, she has a fear of sharks, which most people should.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. You're in their house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And she just couldn't quite commit to getting down there. So we threw a 25 foot line off the back of the boat and it was a heavy one and it went all the way to the, to the floor of the sea. And I was like, this will make you feel better if you have this in your hand. Knowing that you have the boat still.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I just couldn't get her down. So I had to go down and then come up and get her and come down. I went up and down about four times and I blew my ears out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I did.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you scuba obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Uncle Norman]

With the tanks and all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was a blast. The barracudas when they come by and look at you with those damn teeth.

[Uncle Norman]

That's, that's so say so let's do the cuda.

[Bobbo]

You know. Best photos that came in though during vacation week 2019 were from Turley. Man. Why, those are the beauty. Just beautiful out there, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it doesn't even look real now.

[DJ Pre K]

At JD you will have to go one day. You are a connoisseur of the beaches. There's only 80 on Maui, so. Yeah, yeah. You only 80. So. Yeah, it's. It's when God created a place, right. He said, okay, you want mountains? Okay, we got it. You got them 10,000 square, you know, 10,000 elevation. You got it. Beaches, plenty of beaches, jungle. Yeah, we got that too. So I, I was worried about. Yeah, I was worried about being on an island and like, oh, I'm going to be filling clothes. There's so Much to do. You don't feel that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you bring back any mechanics?

[DJ Pre K]

I. I did. I did not bring any mechanics back, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reno, Nevada, good morning. You're on the air. How's it going?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 2009 Genesis is 65,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Genesis?

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four or five grand, something like that. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And that goes for every everybody else. Just go to givemetheven.com if you'd like us to buy your car, the computer system will bid it with a range immediately and then a buyer will contact you via email and work out a deal with you. We want to buy them.

[DJ Pre K]

We're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not a bidding service. We want to buy them. So if you want to sell your car and get a check, we'll pay off your payoff. Do a deal, come to your house, pick it up, bada bing, bada boom. Look at our reviews on fake google. Give me the vin reviews and see what you see and you'll feel good about what we're doing. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars and radio. Be right back.

We'll be right back. More of the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the john clay wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

You know we were talking about the boat trip. Yeah. In key west.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a beautiful, beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

One thing I learned is the loneliest man. No, the loneliest time in a man's life is when he's filling up a boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Filling up a boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody's around. Everybody's got to run to the beer store, go do this, go do that. Hey, we got to fill up the boat. Hey, I got. I'll be back in a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got things I gotta do. So did you guys actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

That thing holds 5,000 gallons.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not fill it up. No, but, yeah, it's a lot. No, but he was, that, that was our deals. I, I, I, he, he supplied the boat, I supplied the fuel. It was still stupid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stupid. Stupid. Good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two, two engines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 24 cylinders of two engines.

[J.D. Ryan]

John's going. $$.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a trip. What a trip.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't go that far off. We didn't burn that much. We didn't burn that much fuel. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

How far off did you go from Key. Us Sails.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, perfect. I was talking to my dad about it and he, he reminded me he had the sailboat when we were kids. When he was single, he had a JD Sailboat, you know, a girl trap.

[J.D. Ryan]

Girl trap.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he, on the cups, when he had, you know the Styrofoam cups you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have with your boat name on them?

[John Clay Wolf]

His said Frank and Blank.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very nice, very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you had a Sharpie, you'd fill in the girl's name of who?

[J.D. Ryan]

Here, baby, I have a car, a cup.

[John Clay Wolf]

I already had cups made for us.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said when he got, when he got married, she immediately destroyed the cups.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great idea. What a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frank and Blank. Bobbo, tell me about you in Florida. You were telling me about you in Florida.

[Bobbo]

I had a serious deal about Florida when I came back from the Bahamas, like in 1988, when I was 18. Went to Nassau for senior trip. And I was so enamored with that whole Buffett lifestyle, man. And I called the phone company. This is true. And I ordered the yellow pages, a phone book from Key West, Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Found all the radio stations, called them, sent him my headshot and an air check and actually got an offer from a fellow. I don't know if he's still out there in the world anywhere. Buddy O' Heather at Whale 99, Key West, Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whale 99, that's what we listen to.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you hear it all the way across the bay to Naples.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

You know, powerful. I mean, it's the Key west rock station.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you here?

[Bobbo]

Well, my grandfather talked me out of it.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

If you go out there, son, we'll never see you again.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'll be gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of gay buddies. Think you would have turned gay? You to go in there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, you don't turn gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe just a little bit. I'm pretty sure.

[Bobbo]

I mean, listen, I've been around my fair share of homosexuals.

[J.D. Ryan]

At least you see a lot of the lifestyles.

[Bobbo]

They were all born that way.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, really, we all on the ship.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hang on, Bobo. JD's wanting to and interrupt you.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay. Tell me about you in Florida, jd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, not me in Florida. I was asking about John in Florida. Okay.

[Bobbo]

It's my story. So.

[J.D. Ryan]

So let me ask you, Baba, did you enjoy the gay lifestyle?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. Did you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I never went there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The longest time in a man's life is when he's filling up a boat, looking for a lover.

[J.D. Ryan]

Looking for a lover. I saw. I remember a lot of chickens and I remember a lot of gay people.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Bobbo]

And cats with six toes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cats with six toes.

[John Clay Wolf]

One thing that was funny though is we were at this bar and with our backs to the bay and you'd watch the people bringing in their boats to try to tie up. And then across from us was the parking lot or the street, and to sit there and watch drunks try to parallel park. That is entertaining as hell. It really, really is. It's almost like sitting at the bottom of ski hill at the bottom of a black and watching people crash out. But watching drunk's parallel park is very. I, you know, if I was there with friends, we would have had like signs, like a diving contest.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I gotta go someday, man. It's just legendary though. I mean, Captain Tony's, you know, Hemingway's house, all, all that stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sloppy Joe.

[Bobbo]

Key west to me is like. A lot of people see Tombstone. It's just legendary, man. That whole Buffett smuggler lifestyle. It's probably not even like that anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so funny about the Yellow Pages because when I went to Padre at spring break in high school, I grabbed the phone book and brought it home with me. And I, I had the same kind of plans. I was like, I could do a jet ski rental because I was all into jet skis. Something down there. I wanted to go down there and stay for a while.

[Bobbo]

They were going to pay me, I think 625amonth and put me in a hotel because you can't buy or rent houses there. It's a, it's a total tourist economy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Is what he said. But we've got a lot of trades with hotels. We'll put you in a hotel. It'll be cool. I should have done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should have done it.

[Bobbo]

Should have done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, in other news, remember our Bart Rager bit that I was screaming about? Yeah, not a bit. The story.

[Bobbo]

Do we need to refresh on that a bit?

[John Clay Wolf]

The car dealer in Lubbock, Texas, that has gone down as the largest floor plan and lending fraud in history. I believe.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the small town Lubbock, Texas. I mean the. The news on this. This guy is such a psychopath he won't quit. He's hired a publicist and now he's running these campaigns. It's really. It's like watching drunks parallel park. So what he's decided now is he's announced his next move. Besides suing Ford Motor Credit for screwing up his business. You know that they. He owed them $100 million. His partner wrote a check, I believe for $50 million. Just get out of it. 50 million. But the other guy doesn't have it. And he's gonna sue his way out of it. But he's going to start a sports handicapping business and start a ministry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ministry.

[Bobbo]

A ministry.

[John Clay Wolf]

A ministry. Bart Rager, the criminal. Clearly it seems like alleged. Alleged is going to get into the ministry. And his promo video this week started with a church that didn't get a title to their car. And he made good on it and then had this, this African American preacher preaching about how great Bart Rager is and how Jesus has come and touched his life.

[DJ Pre K]

Reverend Charles is here. He's going to talk about him, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles, what do you think about the. The ex used car dealer that pulled off the largest wholesale fraud in US history? That's going to come into your space now. And he wants to control the clergy.

[Bobbo]

Brothers and sisters. There is no doubt that many heinous individual has rehabilitated himself through the love of Jesus. Praise God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you think that's what's going on? Rehabilitation? God has come into his heart.

[Bobbo]

There's a horrible, horrible individual years ago back in Maine, Hieronymus Bosch, who was terrible, used to kill kittens, women's chickens too. And they put him in jail forever over in France.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And painted some of the most beautiful portraits. These poultry would make a grown man cry because of the love of Jesus he found in penitentiary. You know, many a preacher had come from a background where he used to chase him to little. Little, little salty girl and find his way into the righteous light. The light of the Lord. But Mark Yeager do not qualify for that kind of redemption at this time. And I know this for show because Ford Motor Company come and took my cousin Roy.

[Uncle Norman]

Amen.

[Bobbo]

Escape away. Because he made his payment, right? He maintained his insurance comprehensive now. And they come take escape away. You know why? You know why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Can I get an Amen for why?

[Uncle Norman]

Amen.

[Bobbo]

Because Bar Yeager didn't send his money to Henry Ford. And the forward peoples praise their Name. And they come and took the escape away.

[Caller/Guest]

And.

[Bobbo]

And Ms. Mona Lee play the organ down at the church, right? Ain't coming this week. You know why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Because Ford Motor Company come and took her expedition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Yes, they did. Yes, they did. You know why? Even though Ms. Mo Lee paid her payments right to the HSBC, maintained her insurance coverage through State Farm Auto Insurance. Amen. Praise God. Comprehensive, mind you good neighbors. Ford Motor Company didn't get that money. Know where that money went?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where'd it go?

[Bobbo]

Bart Jaeger bought a boat staying off the coast.

[Caller/Guest]

A Cobble wabble.

[John Clay Wolf]

We tied up to him last weekend.

[Bobbo]

You can't be a preacher unless you write with God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, Reverend Charles, we're wrong with the clock. Can you take us out?

[Bobbo]

Don't nobody do nothing or touch anybody in half. And we be back with more John Clay Wolf next.

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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God, you people.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what I mean by you people?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

We haven't done much cars today, have we not? We've just had too much to talk about.

[Bobbo]

There is a lot to talk about. There's a whole lot done these days. Our friends out in Louisiana, man, I feel for you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is Ivana, Ivanka and Ivana is Ivana Trump. Is Ivana Trump Jewish?

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't have a clue.

[Bobbo]

You know, it's just like I tell my kids now, there's no sense in sitting around wondering stuff like that. Like that information's out there. JD's looking it up for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm reading some notes and I came across that we were talking about that and I did not realize, I mean, Ivanka Ivanka. Ivana is. Because she married a Jewish guy that Jared got.

[Bobbo]

Ivanka did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ivanka did. But is her mother Jewish?

[Bobbo]

Ivana?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I mean, with a name like Ivana.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just thought she was Russian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ivana. She is the first Jewish member of the first family. Very good. She's the daughter of President Donald Trump. Of model Ivana. That. That's who you're asking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ivanka. Mama. Ivanka.

[Bobbo]

No, Ivana's the mama.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ivana's the mama? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Ivanka's the daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hell, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's on first?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

So it is she. I've always felt that. I mean, that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which one?

[Bobbo]

President Trump seems to be a little bit Jew centric. I mean, no, he, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's, it's. He lives in South Florida. Yeah, that's Israel on the map. It says Israel.

[Bobbo]

Right? I wasn't thinking of that. But you're right. You know, Rosie o' Donnell said some horrible things about Ivanka this week. Did you guys catch that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

I have audio of it. You don't have to listen to it. But she really is not a fan of Rosie.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Rosie and Donald's battles are funny to me during.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's right. They had that feud a couple years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ago and Rosie and Howard Stern did, too.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a real volatile person.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. You know, you take her, leave her. My, My older sister surprisingly used to think she was so cute when she had her little talk show. And she's one of those. I can't stand. I flipped the channel immediately, personally. Not because of what she says. I just, you know, she's a turn off for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the audio turtles here? I think she's like, you know, a talentless, non intelligent, non powerful woman. And. And I think she's. It's laughable to think of her in any kind of public service role. No one in his family has ever been in public service. Why should they start now at the G20 with him? He brought her to every meeting. Talk a little bit about Ivanka Trump and what Donald Trump is doing with her. I don't know what he's doing with her. Nuts. I think he's doing political. Well, I mean, he's doing things with her for a very long time. Oh, my God. There's a creepy incest feel that is very prevalent amongst Donald Trump and his daughter.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, see, that's one of those jabs that the ultra left will use. And, you know, the ultra right is no better, John. I mean, it's just people gotta start talking these days. J.D. and I could potentially have had a row earlier this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yeah, I saw y' all bitching on Facebook. What was that all about?

[Bobbo]

I thought it was very civil. I thought it was very civil.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was very simple all the way through.

[Bobbo]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I was wrong.

[Bobbo]

Published a picture of high waters in New Orleans and said, this is what happens when I forget what the first thing was.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, let's hear it.

[Bobbo]

Because Democrats are running the government there. This is what happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we'll start over.

[Bobbo]

That's literally what he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Start over. JD posted a picture of high water in New Orleans. It's happening right now. And JD wrote, this is what happens when Democrats are in charge.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. JD generally.

[Bobbo]

Now, listen, JD's had a high tension week.

[J.D. Ryan]

No excuse. I'm not apologizing. I'm apologizing for it. There's no excuse.

[Bobbo]

I'll make excuses for you. And I just logged on and said, what do Democrats have to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sad. He just dropped his hand.

[Bobbo]

No, I'm just torrential high waters and. And all. And many of JD's friends who are also, you know, who are probably more right wing not than he is, jumped in and helped him out. And I responded, thank you for enlightening me on your views.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were the responses?

[Bobbo]

They were just, you know, you take. Okay, the shortened form of Democrats is Dems. And so one genius called them dumbs, which is just so clever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Dumbs don't know how to plan for nothing. And they're dumbs, and I don't like them. Shut up, Bobbo. Basically, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Keith Fallen?

[Bobbo]

No, basically. But, you know, just all that stuff just piling on. One guy said something really clever, and then he showed a picture of Walter White dropping a mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

Like, he posted something.

[J.D. Ryan]

He.

[Bobbo]

That was very clever. And then he posted a picture of Walter White dropping the mic. Like, look what I said, drop the mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Connie get in on all this? Because she's pretty hardcore right wing. Our Hispanic general, Our Hispanic office manager. Manager.

[Bobbo]

She didn't. And I'm so glad that she did.

[John Clay Wolf]

She gets pretty. She. She's pretty.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Board. I mean, she's so right wing. She's mad at her parents for immigrating from Mexico.

[J.D. Ryan]

She really is your drop of the week.

[Bobbo]

She's far right wing. But. But, you know, J.D. wasn't uncivil about it. And he probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

He probably like Clayton Bigsby. He probably thought it was funny.

[Bobbo]

But that's what I'm saying about ultra left and ultra right. You take something like high waters in New Orleans and you know there's a tropical storm on the way, and you say, there you go, Democrats. Well, that's blatantly. No, that's blatantly partisan, and it's not helping anybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I took it down and I apologize.

[Bobbo]

Let's. Let's get together and talk about how we're different.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're right, man.

[Bobbo]

You know, and I. And I've tried very hard to become less angry and less.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you've done a good job, I might say. You really have.

[Bobbo]

I tried very hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

You actually. Have you chilled out a bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You still get mad when listeners post negative things about you in any light that might even be able to be construed negative, you still throw a fit. It's very. It's. It's very odd. Hurts his feeling.

[Bobbo]

And I wouldn't be that way, except the people. And this is 100% okay. Not 8020, not 90 10. The people who post things like that are. Son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you some.

[Bobbo]

And they can eat. And they shouldn't be allowed a Facebook account in the first damn place. I said good day, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the Chipmunk, are you around?

[J.D. Ryan]

Saw him earlier.

[Caller/Guest]

Bobbo's wound up, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

That's crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Almost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Dem or a Republican?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, you know, I wasn't for the president at first. You know, Duck. He's that weasel with like the president of Dallas Fort Worth, you know, but he hadn't destroyed anything. We got Kojim Kong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who? What?

[Caller/Guest]

Kojim Kong.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Kojim Kong. Kim Kung. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

He's weasel, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a weasel? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

He's out there in Longview making missiles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he. Is he a communist? We weasel.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. In the Far East.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Far east of Texas.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, Longview.

[DJ Pre K]

You gotta remember, he's got a small area.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, pretty far.

[Bobbo]

What do you mean small?

[DJ Pre K]

For us, it's 90 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a long way for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, sort of a. He's out there. We got missiles, spree rockets, you know. So Dump has kept him off the porch thus far. You know, I didn't vote for. For him, but you like everybody lighting up, man. Smoke a joint. God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of smoking joints, Keith Richards, are you around? I see him right there. He just hang. Get over here. Get over here. Get over here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bring him in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith. What. What do you think about all this, John? Yes.

[Bobbo]

Although I want to be part of anything political.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he say?

[J.D. Ryan]

He doesn't want to be part of anything political.

[Bobbo]

I don't like to do it like Mick did. That right? Yeah, the song Hang Fire. Yeah, that's all about the workforce, you know, the people's people's party of whatever, you know, like that. Well, Hang Fire.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hang Fire.

[Bobbo]

No, it's catchy. It's catchy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is.

[Bobbo]

And I did dance to it many times. At least four times. But a plea all thing like that is so ugly.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is the Stones tour coming back together after Mick's heart surgery?

[Bobbo]

We like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you doing it now? I haven't even looked.

[Bobbo]

Mick. Mick does the show. All right. He has a dessert after the show. Cantaloupe and cream and goes to bed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cantaloupe, cream and goes to bed. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And we stay up all night and party like mad bastards without Mick. Mick goes to bed now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, we like that, Grandpa Mick.

[Bobbo]

We like that, right? Uncle Mick was always like, get these girls out of here. He tripled up on the girls. Oh, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you'll be in New Orleans tomorrow night?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, right. We. We think. Yeah, we think. But they built a special stage with a styrofoam bottom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club DJ and some other.

[Uncle Norman]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin guys are out there putting barrels under the stage right now.

[Bobbo]

Right. We're gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

And sandbagging around the beer carts.

[Bobbo]

Worst comes to worse, we will float.

[J.D. Ryan]

You will take us out.

[Bobbo]

And we'll be back with more John Clay Wolf after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[DJ Pre K]

Person left a lot of meat on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up now.

[Commercial Announcer]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio.

Got a lot of innuendo in it now.

John Clay Wolf.

So what's the. Let me grab this call real quick. Brandon, you've been holding for a minute. You have 2,000 range with 33,000 miles. You there?

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not knocking you, but so many times from the state of. The great state of Oklahoma. People don't know that this is a five digit odometer. So they miss the one or the two in front of that 33,000 miles. So like one. Okay, so it's fit. 33,000. Was it your father's, your granddad's or something?

[Caller/Guest]

My great grandfather's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's original. So how's the paint? Paint's a little rough, so it didn't get set inside. Okay, I hear you golly with those. But when you open the door on it, is it really crisp and nice on the Inside.

[Caller/Guest]

Absolutely pristine.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it sounds like a truck that we. We should probably put a paint job on. Is it automatic?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's standard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four cylinder or six?

[J.D. Ryan]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Regular cab or extended cam?

[Caller/Guest]

Regular.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or four?

[Caller/Guest]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's just a little range. Okay. So it's not worth a lot. That paint job is going to cost, you know, fifteen hundred dollars and it won't bring the right money for a 33,000 mile truck with bad paint, with faded paint. So I'm thinking a thousand. Fifteen hundred bucks, Maybe two. That's pretty low. Then add 1500. Add 1500 to that for paint?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Back in 2000, I was. I was afraid. I was a Ford dealer back in 2000 and we would sell those new for 12,000 bucks. Got it. Thanks. Okay. No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. He's trying, though. He's trying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give it a shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Take pictures of it and load it into the website. Let me see how bad. Let me be the judge of the pain on this thing because that's the real wild card. So is in. In. Somebody just sent me a clip of the news for Louisiana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hurricane Barry has strengthened slightly, 77 miles an hour. Sustained wind now. So it is a hurricane category one. Let's see. This is just about 20 minutes ago. Storm is moving northwest at 6, so it's kind of slow moving. So when it gets inland, it's going to dump a ton of rain like 24 inches on really just in the. In the Baton Rouge area.

[Bobbo]

We heard about all the evacuation going on, but we just came out here.

[Caller/Guest]

To experience the evacuation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Evacuation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Evacuation.

[Bobbo]

Experience the weather.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we heard about all the evacuation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Going on.

[Bobbo]

Vacation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Going on.

[Bobbo]

Vacation.

[Caller/Guest]

Going on.

[DJ Pre K]

Is that a news clip?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is a gag clip. Oh, now it's showing pictures of people dancing Soul train.

[Bobbo]

Somebody punched you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's Kyle. Of course.

[Bobbo]

Typical Kyle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, officials have issued mandatory evacuations in communities along the coast, including the Jefferson and La Florish parishes. So if you're in that area, it's voluntary evacuation.

[Bobbo]

Stupid care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't pre evacuate.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it might be a threat. Thing to do is get the hell out of there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate to pre evacuate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it might be a good idea this time is get on out of there. Evacuate. Evacuate. Evacuations are going on. And the roads are gonna get hung up. But get to higher ground. Stevie Wonder had a song about this exact situation. Yeah. And. And he's singing about how to handle this.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he had the right idea Situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now get up to Baton Rouge and I mean half the New Orleans population already did after Katrina.

[Bobbo]

He had half the right idea. Players don't keep playing in an evacuation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Evacuation.

[Bobbo]

Evacuation.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the Red Hot Chili Peppers did a vacuumization. Oh, that's not it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. God, I hope those damn levies don't give a good again.

[Bobbo]

How's. How's this going to affect like Beaumont and, and those spots east of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

They can handle it. It's New Orleans is below sea level. They can't handle it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they built the city below sea level.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean just like that was the first part. Holland. Holland, Holland.

[J.D. Ryan]

Same deal.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Holland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Deutschland, whatever it's called.

[Bobbo]

Holland is below SE level.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have New Orleans learned from the Levy systems and Holland after her Katrina. And they rebuilt using some of their engineering is my understanding.

[Bobbo]

Right, but stick your finger in the dike. Right, Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the old joke.

[Bobbo]

Okay, Venice, Italy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does a large protective dike do? Is it. Is it a.

[Bobbo]

She wears comfortable shoes and says don't go there.

[J.D. Ryan]

She used to have a talk show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broad shouldered old gal that screams don't go there. In platform shoes. She's about a broad shoulder. Old.

[Bobbo]

My friend Deanna from around the Beaumont area keeps asking me all the time, sandy the weather girl. Bring back Sandy the weather girl. I don't remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sandy the weather girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sandy.

[DJ Pre K]

You talking about Cindy Snapper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cindy Snapper was the burnout FM DJ gal.

[Bobbo]

See, you're good. You're doing a great show this morning, guys. Cindy Snapper, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Snapper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Sounding great. Man, you sound like you're. You're no older than 61.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's FM radio, baby. FM radio will do it to you. You never get old.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, play that new Roger Daltrey with a full orchestra in the back. That's rock and roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like that one there. Cindy.

[Bobbo]

Cindy Snapper show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cindy, would you like another pack of Newports?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I got seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've only got two lit right now.

[Bobbo]

And that's an hour's worth, so. Yeah, smoke them if you got them, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'Ll do it.

[Bobbo]

Hey, I was gonna tell you. Sorry to hear about your dog. That's a bad. That's a bad, bad, bad. I lost one the other day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you really?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I bring them to work and they run off.

[J.D. Ryan]

They run off. I can't imagine why.

[Bobbo]

We've got a deal, you know, with, with the Humane Society here in Dallas. They're just awesome. They've given me, like, two dogs a week now for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

You lose them?

[Bobbo]

Well, I give them away. Yeah, Unintentionally. It's like you sneeze, pest and voluntary. It was dogs, you know, find a new home on the streets of Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

They love it. I'll bet you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll bet you they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Sydney, have you been into any good concerts lately or hooked up with any old roadies?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Last Saturday, I was. I was with the.

[Uncle Norman]

The.

[Bobbo]

With Santana and all seven Doobie brothers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I took about 45 minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're still doing the rounds.

[Bobbo]

A good time. There's Doobie Brothers. Let's say you're smokers. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever caught anything that, like, you couldn't shake real easy?

[Bobbo]

Not really. Not really. Not that I know of. I haven't had, you know, a blood examination in about three months, so. Not yet, right? I'm working on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you just keep some penicillin around just in case? Do you load up penicillin before you go into the Dewey Brothers or after?

[Bobbo]

No, I got the thing out of Better Homes and Gardens. This is a good tip for you, jd. You can do this at home, okay?

[DJ Pre K]

You.

[Bobbo]

You buy the. You buy the aquarium antibiotics, you know, for your fish. They'll fix a lot of stuff. But I keep. I keep old cheese. Old cheese in, in the refrigerator.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Until it's all, you know, stable and it's not going to go bad for a long, long time. Then I take it out and put it on top of the refrigerator and make my own penis Hill.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's brilliant.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Hey, listen, that stuff will knock out anything. I've lost a couple of dogs that way. But I feel it's a terrible, terrible thing, you know, to let him go that way.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like your way better.

[Bobbo]

But he's. He's looking down on you, you know, and they, you know, the diet's not the same for dogs in heaven. They get all the Cheetos they want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they really?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never put on weight.

[Bobbo]

Damn right. That's where I'm going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I could say the worst farts that have ever been cut in this studio the past decade came from JD's dog. Of course they did.

[J.D. Ryan]

No doubt.

[Bobbo]

He's a good dog. Good doggy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rip.

[DJ Pre K]

Midnight harsh.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3.

[Bobbo]

Oh, hey, I've got a heart out at 20 on my program. I'll see you guys later. Anyway, Cindy Stappers on the radio list to the who.

[J.D. Ryan]

Love her.

[DJ Pre K]

Why is Satan chiming in here?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just coming in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here he is.

[Satan]

I guess you guys want to know about the weather thing. Yeah, I'm sorry about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Satan]

It's so. You know, you guys are in your studio in your city, and you beam out of other cities there in the continental U.S. sure. Now, listen, man. I mean, I'm. I'm worldwide.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you are.

[Satan]

I'm dealing with two hemispheres, four oceans, maybe seven continents. Really? Seven and a half. Yeah. You count Italy?

[J.D. Ryan]

We try to.

[Satan]

And I mean, it just. It's a lot to manage. I mean, don't I get a vacation?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, apparently not.

[Satan]

I mean, you know, I look away. I look away from the Horn of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Africa.

[Satan]

To that upper northeast coast of Brazil, right? For nine seconds. Nine seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's how long it took.

[Satan]

That pisses me off. What happens is it blows off the Horn of Africa, comes around South America, right off that northeast coast of Brazil.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pow.

[Satan]

Tropical storm New Orleans is your home city.

[John Clay Wolf]

City.

[Satan]

They do it again. Well, adopted home city. They brought me over there from Africa and. No, no. And I love New Orleans, man. You know, I mean, I worry about it, but once this thing gets started, it's like a rodeo, you know? I mean, you're gonna get your eight seconds or not. I hope they do. You know, it's gonna be all right.

[Bobbo]

We're.

[Satan]

We're watching. I mean, I'm trying to bring more high pressure out of the Northeast, but guess what? It's July, and I can't do it. I mean, I just can't pull it.

[Bobbo]

You can't do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. King of Darkness cannot redirect the hurricane. It's gonna hit your hometown.

[Satan]

I've had Michael contracted on this thing for the last three, four days. He can't get it done. You know, we're Bringing in Gabriel 4:00pm he's got a shot on. On ESPN. When he's done with that, he's going to come over and try and help us with that deal. I know, and I've talked to all the major. All the major demigods, you know, LeBron, De Niro, Pacino. Nobody can seem to, you know, you can't back it up. You let this thing go, and it gets away from you. You can't back it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you want to redirect it? Because you don't want to hit New Orleans. I mean, New Orleans is. Is the devil city. That in Las Vegas, Kansas.

[Satan]

No. Kansas could use the hurricane.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Satan]

Well, there's no publicity. There's no. They got no PR at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

But they have no ocean.

[Satan]

Do you realize the Chiefs are actually in Missouri? So. Yeah, when you say Kansas City, you know, I mean, I'm talking about real down home, Kansas City. They could. I mean, not a. Not a major hurricane.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like. I know ocean. They have no gulf.

[Satan]

They got a surplus of corn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Satan]

For years.

[J.D. Ryan]

So a corn hurricane.

[Satan]

Give New Orleans a break, all right? You know, I mean, Nebraska.

[J.D. Ryan]

Worst comes to worse, a tornado.

[Satan]

Right. A cornado.

[J.D. Ryan]

You like that?

[Satan]

It's gonna be a different kind of Frito.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Satan. Weather update.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome, buddy.

[Bobbo]

That's weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

That guy is weird.

[Bobbo]

I get a funny feeling.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird.

[Bobbo]

Oh, he makes me want to say, no, Daddy, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if people down there are listening to us right now or if everybody's hunkered down.

[Bobbo]

Kids, we ain't making fun either.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we're trying to keep your mind off of it. You know what you've got. You know what's going to happen.

[DJ Pre K]

Usually listen to the radio when you're in a hurricane.

[J.D. Ryan]

What you got left? Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Transistor radio. I don't know how many people have transistor radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of transistors, we have another.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a transvestite that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's close to transistor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sally used to be Sam. Oh, yeah. He. She. Sally. Good morning. How am I supposed to. Are you he or she?

[Bobbo]

You can just call me Sally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sally. So you work Bourbon Street. You're a bartender down there at the.

[Bobbo]

Right. I work at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way down there.

[Bobbo]

We're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I've heard that you guys party through these hurricanes and these storms, you just keep rocking.

[Bobbo]

We do. There's. There's city shelter. Everybody goes in the hurricane shelter until it blows away. And then we go to Tennessee.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

There's no hurricane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, makes sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Stupid question, J.P. there are a lot of hillbillies.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm serious. I mean, I've heard plenty of stories where they keep the bars open during.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those crazy hurricane parties. A lot of people die in hurricane.

[Bobbo]

Hurricane party every time it blows.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if y' all are having a hurricane party, I'd like to hear about it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What time is this thing supposed to hit next? Hour, hour and a half in Vegas. I know you're confused. In California, you are, too. But we're talking to New Orleans right now. Hurricane. I mean, we have plenty of cities that we're affiliated with and this is their day. We're praying for them and hoping everything's okay. What is our station down there? Alt 90 something in the Eagle in Lafayette. And speaking of, we need to give a hat tip to Walton and Johnson. Did you hear that? Was it Steve Walton or John Walton? John Walton passed away last week. He the huge radio king God down there.

[Bobbo]

Johnson. Yeah, he all of a sudden too. Like, all of a sudden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he'd had a feeling for a month. He knew he was sick.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. But, you know, I mean, it's good, it's okay to go out that way. You know, he had everybody around him that he wanted around him that's, you know, better than most of us can expect. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the radio for givemetheven.com and we will be back in a momento port.

Now back to the John Clay wolf show face.

J.D. you were wrong again. How dare you.

[Uncle Norman]

D.J.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'M so.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? My best sometimes isn't good enough?

[DJ Pre K]

D.J.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call him toll free. 1-800-800-radio.

Maybe you need to try a little harder. Oh, why, yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Angry Don Henley, he's so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man. Have you ever tried to interview him?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You have?

[Bobbo]

Horrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

One time in the. The old show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he. What was he just.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just awful. What was he coming on about? There was some kind of. It was a charity event. So you thought, okay, he'll be in a good mood. No. And you ask him anything about the Eagles? It's not what we're here to discuss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, just like. And the guy was with. Was rather abrupt and he said, okay, I guess we're done then.

[Bobbo]

Click, done. Henley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we. We've got Don here.

[Bobbo]

He's not angry.

[J.D. Ryan]

You seem to be. When we talk to you.

[Bobbo]

He's not indignant.

[J.D. Ryan]

You seem to be to the fans a little bit.

[Bobbo]

It's in the words of Jerry Maguire.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm a little serious.

[Bobbo]

Show me the money. Yeah, show me the money. My friend Glenn died so. So that I could have this boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think that's why Glenn out.

[Bobbo]

Here in East Texas where there's no water. And I like it that way. Don Henley, I got it. Likes it that way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you talking third person?

[Bobbo]

What do you mean by that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

You have wrote a song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a day. No, I have not written a song.

[Bobbo]

Can you sing three octaves?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't. I Can't come close and play the drums.

[Bobbo]

You know who does? No. Don Henley.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, you got me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is one of my favorite songs of the Theirs.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, dude, I pulled out the catalog. Lately I've been listening to a lot of. This is the on the Border album and the one after it is One of these Nights. And both those two albums are just with Bernie Leon still in the band. They still got just a touch bit of country to them, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know the little Linda Ronstadt, Twain.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, man, they're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're overplayed, but they're good.

[Bobbo]

Okay. And that's. And that's all great, right? Nostalgia wise. And then Bernie Leon leaves the group. So you get Joe Walls. And the next album, Hotel California is just 45 minutes of perfection. You know, they have different errors in a body of work. The Eagles really were eclectic as well as the Beatles. What does that say?

[J.D. Ryan]

Got you. John, can we change subjects for just a moment?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

How is your house doing? I haven't heard about that since all the vacation.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're moving.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're moving into the new house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Move out by Wednesday. I've sold my old house and my sweet wife is running back and forth because it's not far from the new house, from the old one, 30 minutes away.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're moving out of the old one? Into finally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Piece by piece, step by step. And I sold it to a friend. So I'm going to leave some stuff. Okay, cool, cool. But how's the new house coming? That we've been remodeling for a year and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to fire my builder. Finally. Finally. Finally.

[J.D. Ryan]

That took you a year and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally, finally.

[Bobbo]

You were very giving in the time frame.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Uncle Norman]

Here we go.

[DJ Pre K]

What was the straw that finally made you fire him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I gave him, you know, we're over budget time. Ridiculous. Over and over, over money, budget. He's just lies and lies and lies. Like Mr. Haney, I don't know if it's accidental or if it's by design. Don't call him a liar because I want to fight. So I said, okay, if you're not a liar, you're the worst goddamn estimator I've ever met in my life. In the history of the earth. Excuse me, G.D. i didn't mean that.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna make 19 weeks to take care of this roof for you, Mr. Douglas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right. It's exactly like that, Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it just hit me me that that that's what I'm dealing with. Well, you know, I mean, everything's got a story with it.

[Bobbo]

Maybe you'd be interested in the fine far flooring, Mr. Bess.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my wife is very much like Ja Gavore, darling. She really is.

[Bobbo]

She actually really is. And you're a little like Oliver Douglas, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when, When Ja comes to you and said, you need to get rid of this guy, it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's finally time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even she'd been saying that for six months. But what finally broke this camel's back? So I gave him a draw, a large draw, the last one. And I said, no more draws until completion. I'm going to pay you on final delivery like we do cars. So you hand me the keys, we go over it, make sure everything's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that would give me some leverage to make sure the product is finalized.

[Bobbo]

And he's motivated to do it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct.

[Bobbo]

That should have worked.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a week after the big draw and he realized that I would have some leverage on him. So he hit me with another forty thousand dollar draw. And I said no, because that was all it was supposed to take to finish. 50 was the final number, right? And he said, oh my gosh, well if we can't do this then I've. The subs will be disappointed. And I was like, well, you've got enough money, you can pay your people, uhhuh. Get them to the finish line. And I told his people what I was doing. Cuz after a year and a half of living with all these Hispanics, you get to know him. And your kids speak pretty good Spanish.

[Bobbo]

That's a benefit.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they, they agreed with me. I remember talking to the tile guy, he's like, oh, I wouldn't pay him.

[Bobbo]

Until you get to the end either side.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So he said, well, nobody's going to keep working if you don't do this. And I said, are you threatening me that you're going to take all the subs off this job if I don't pay this draw again? He said, if you want to take it as a threat, that's what it is. And then. Have you ever seen Sling Blade Bobo?

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember when Doyle screamed at everybody, all retards, everybody get out of here, we're done. There ain't no band.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great scene.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swept the whole place out, told everybody get the hell out.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nicely. I didn't freak out.

[Bobbo]

Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he thought I was bluffing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'd come back. You know, John, I know you're A little upset, but. And I'm like, Dom, you don't understand. I'm done. I mean, I'm so done. We, I've been stranded on this boat for a year and you finally gave me a gangplank to get off of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gave me a free pass to leave. And right now we're even. Well, actually you, I don't owe you a damn thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So now he's coming back. Back. It's been a month and we're just about finished. I hired other people to do the finish up stuff and he's really wanting, so, so the, the final draw that was supposed to get us to the end, now it's doubled.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh really?

[John Clay Wolf]

How did that happen? I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hadn't been there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. How the hell did that happen? So I just said, okay, I, I can't talk to you anymore. I've talked to you in circles for too long. I'm gonna hand this to a lawyer and you could talk to him. I'm not threatening to sue you. You, I'm just telling you, I, I, I'm, I can't have these conversations.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're not having the same conversation. Right. You're not hearing what I'm saying. And first, vice versa.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Well, per our contractors, I'm going to let this guy tell me what this contract says because per our contract, you have oversold and underd. Delivered.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, over and over. It's a neat place though. You know, we, I, my daughter and I dropped your daughter off a couple like a few weeks ago. It's a neat looking place. Space. I can't imagine you don't have like a little space for Uncle Bobbo in the bag somewhere. You know, a hut or a shack.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I bet he does.

[Bobbo]

Shaq might be better.

[DJ Pre K]

Babo space.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Just in case. I mean, you never know when you're gonna need Bob over.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been saving for this for 10 years. Yeah, 10 years.

[Bobbo]

It's a neat, neat place, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean it's just absolutely, it's really pretty. But, but it, it's gone on, it's just gone on too long and he's getting sloppy at the end, the finish. And that's what I noticed. And that was another reason I'm like, this guy's getting sloppy and, and everybody's getting frustrated, especially me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm done because we're going to take all this good work and we're going to do, we're going to throw a coat of slop on the top of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's going to ruin everything. So.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's out.

[Satan]

Done.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the lawyers are dealing with it and I'm sure that that'll be a whole I knowing him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This will continue to go on and it will wind up getting a lawsuit filed. I bet. I'll bet you $50 that I have to file a lawsuit on this guy to get just. I don't think he believes me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think he understands.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a Delivery contract of June 15th. After June 15th, it was a $5,000 a month fine. I'm sorry, let me straighten up. January. January, January. Oh, January 15th was the promised delivery date. This is July.

[J.D. Ryan]

July.

[Uncle Norman]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I fired him in mid June. So he owes me $5,000 a month in penalty per our contract that he keeps referring to.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's in the contract.

[Uncle Norman]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's 25 G's. But he's. No, that's just a one time hit. No, it ain't, bud. Oh God. I don't want no more cheese. I just want out of the trash.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just let me off the board.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's just ridiculous. God darn it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry. But it's getting done. And you're moving in.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're already there. We're just moving all our stuff. Yeah, but it's just too bad. But we're not walking in. We're not moving in. Turnkey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we'll. We'll have you know, I'm just. I'm just juicing it myself. Just this guy and that guy and that, that guy and this guy. And they're doing a great. They're doing such a better job. Such a better job. So much faster. Connie's. Connie's uncle, our cousin. I was like, hey, you know any electricians? Like. Yeah, call this guy, he comes in there and knocks out. And one day he worked from 11am to 10:30. One night, 65 year old man knocked out so much.

[Bobbo]

Got it done.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would. It would have cost $5,000 and all kinds of stories and in two months where the stories with the other.

[Bobbo]

Where I come from, we do everything with general contractors, you know, that's just the way to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean? Where y' all do it yourself? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, Somewhat. I mean, yeah, Get a guy, you know, need electrician. Call a guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not my fault he didn't check the city code on the balcony.

[Bobbo]

No, it is not. God, that's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a whole another story.

[DJ Pre K]

Like you're supposed to think about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he stand back and go, oh, yeah, we got to take that down.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a balcony that has a big range radius, and it's a huge balcony. It's. It's an arch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they ordered the railing, and it's squares. It looks like Fido's ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, it just goes on and on and on. It's just ridiculous. We moved the damn air conditioning units from the backyard in this alleyway so we could get. So we walked through there to the other side of the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

He moved one of them, and they plumbed for one of them. Now we gotta go and re. Plumb the whole thing for the other one. Why would we move one?

[J.D. Ryan]

We have more. Why wouldn't you move them all?

[John Clay Wolf]

I could do this for hours.

[Bobbo]

Is this guy screwing with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think so.

[Bobbo]

Huh.

[J.D. Ryan]

See how much you can take.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And just drag it out and keep pumping and get you so up to your eyeballs in water that you just drop your head and say, just. Just screw me and get it over. Then I did that. Yeah, To a point. And then that's where the real rape started happening.

[Bobbo]

But even that's not good enough, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that wasn't good enough. So rape me and get this over with. But he wouldn't even get it over with. He just kept coming back for more with a great Mr. Haney delivery.

[J.D. Ryan]

But at some point, the story wears out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he won't be able to keep in business.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you don't need to keep in business. He's 72 years old now, and he's just about done.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was his grand. Yeah. This was his swan song. This was his final opus. Oh, my God. Why'd you Bring that up, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'M sorry.

[Bobbo]

My bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna talk about either the hurricane or your house, and I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me ask you.

[J.D. Ryan]

The same house.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's not much difference. Oh, my God Almighty. There's more, too, but I'm not even gonna bring it up. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf of Bike cars radio for givemetheven.com. we've got one segment left. You'd like to sell your car. We can talk a little bit of cars if it's flooded already. Please don't call me the Vegas. California. California. Yeah, I know y' all are dry. Call in. We'll buy yours. Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas. Not Houston. No, Houston's still dry. They're just wet. They're not flooded yet.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Tell us your car givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com can we all guess JT's new dying?

[DJ Pre K]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call it 800800 radio now.

John Clay Wolf JD We've been comedically trying to inform the public on this hurricane stuff. But if we said anything in a lot about this time is when some outlets go down, the Internet goes down down the TV can go down to radio is the only thing they've got. Is there anything like of importance that we can share with anyone?

[J.D. Ryan]

They need to know we have told them about the. Yeah, it is a, it is a hurricane. It's over 75 miles an hour winds. The barrier is moving into central Louisiana near Marsh island, which is located in Vermilion Bay about 100 miles west of New Orleans. And you're going to get anywhere from 18 to up to 24 inches of rain which is a just a ton of not to mention the storm surge. So you're going to get flooding. You're going to get and it may be in an area right now that's totally dry. So yeah, get to higher grounds and watch the, watch the weather as long as you can. Then listen to the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your advice is to get the hell out of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get the hell out of Dodge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you can anywhere near it. If you're anywhere in the area, move, go somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've been through this before. So it's not that I don't know where this works. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Turley, I've noticed that our customer we're talking business for a second while I was out of town. Maybe I should leave town more often. But the, the customer counts are higher on the website than normal. We're up like 10% in Flow, but our purchase percentage is lower. It's not a lot lower, but it's a touch lower and it should be higher with the higher customer rate. What's going on?

[DJ Pre K]

Just theory here, but. We're seeing a little bit more of those.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why middle of the summer?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I think it's more of. Because the guy when the people with really good cars are on vacation right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now makes sense now. That makes total sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're giving us a capitalist theory.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, it's very capitalistic. Again, I'm seeing a lot more this come through percentage is a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Higher but that makes total sense. There's more people on the people that have money are on vacation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll be damned. And the working people are working in the 180,000 mile Hyundai showing up. Exactly right.

[Bobbo]

Is that typical of July or is that new this year or.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm, I have been more focused on it this year than last year, but I guarantee we could probably start drilling on into stuff like that. Oh yeah, our IT guys can do all kinds of things can change, you know, show different types of number, different types of vehicles that come in at different times of weeks. I think we can, we could probably, I don't know, change the system. I don't know, maybe give me the vin dot com. Is something that, that revolutionary?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe, possibly.

[Bobbo]

I know, I've heard John talk about, I've heard you talk about things like the RV market and different market markets other than our specific little niche in seasons, you know, and what the, what the Fed's doing or not doing the last six months or so.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the used car market is a.

[Bobbo]

True commodity market inflation.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, convertibles slow down after the 4th of July. Sports cars slow down after the 4th of July. We haven't really seen that yet on the convertibles. We have. When the temperature in Texas hits 100, then the sports cars in the. And the convertible starts slowing down. You know the theory, Paulie gave me a theory one time that, that the rich guy buys his sports car in the spring to get the girl and by, you know, May, he's got the girl and he's, he's dated her. He's been mashing on her for six weeks and he's either gotten rid of her or now they're together and he's, you know, he didn't get rid of his sports car and buys the Range Rover, the escalator, whatever it is. He's getting to hunker down into the winter. It sounds ridiculous, but it kind of makes sense.

[Bobbo]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sports cars and boats kind of go hand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I got them. Now I'm either gonna kick them to the curb or we're going through the winter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So if you'd like to sell yours, do it sooner than later. Give me the vi n.comgivemetheven.com God, I've seen a lot of knockoffs of our. Of our system coming around all over the country.

[DJ Pre K]

Knew it would happen, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

We knew it happened. That's why I got the thing trademarked. And I've already seen people using our trademark. We've had to send out about 12 cease and cease and desist letters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like they're trying to get close to give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're trying. They're using our name in their marketing.

[Bobbo]

You sell your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's one competitor that literally says on their web, on their. So they're buying our search words, but it says, give me the VIN Sl us your car, slash their name. So from the customer point of view, it looks like us. And I called him. I know him.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know the guy, he's all, fix it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I called him again. I said, he's still up there. He said, well, you can't trademark that. I said, the hell I can't. And I sent him a copy of the certification, and he's like, well, that's Google, not us. I was like, no, it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

You sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had to send him a letter. And it's a pretty large company, actually. I mean, they. They're publicly traded company.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He knows what he's doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he doesn't know what he's doing. He's fixed to get his ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, well, I mean, he's trying. He's trying to glom onto your success.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, just whatever. I mean, just come up with your own stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we didn't invent buying and selling cars, but we damn sure trademark gave me the VIN and invented the online process. Oh, they copy the hell out of us. That's fine. But again, you know, get you some. It ain't easy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get you some what you work. I know it's not easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we go into these new markets, it takes forever to get them fired up. It costs a gazillion dollars to get them fired up.

[DJ Pre K]

Aren't we going to join some new ones coming up in a couple weeks?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we've got Denver firing up in Fort Collins, Colorado Springs. We're in Mississippi Gulfport. And did you even know that Gulfport. And I got. We're putting a Mississippi network together, I think. Three cities. Jackson, Gulfport, Bloxy, Gulfport. Blocks. You're almost where? One of the same.

[DJ Pre K]

I think that area will work because we already see that, and we're not even on in that area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're. They're coming to us anyway. And then Florida, of course. I got to get Florida down so I can go visit the boat again.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[DJ Pre K]

I think that's a great area, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

For us, there's no question. But when you have a friend with a big boat that never goes to it, then I've got a floating condo to go visit. Is that an office there? Yeah, exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the east coast office. You and Rush hanging out all the time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush. That's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, let's see what else we have in the news now. A peacock that was on the loose in Newton, New Hampshire, was taken into custody by the police. This. The peacock was taken into custody. Who says that the bird has been terrorizing residents there for the past few days? Actually, we have a local news report here about this peacock.

[John Clay Wolf]

A sigh of relief in several New Hampshire neighborhoods after people were being terrorized by, of all things, a peacock. Yeah, he's now behind bars. As you can see here. The Newton Police Department captured this bird after he was causing some trouble in Newton. And Plastow. He had no identification on him. So if you know where this bird belongs, you should call police.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it's odd that we unbelievably have him actually in the studio with us. His name is Walter. Yeah, we got him up just for little chat. Hey, Walter.

[DJ Pre K]

Walter's here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Walter's in the studio. Hey, Walter.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow. Look at his feathers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. Dude.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, hold on.

[Caller/Guest]

Can you.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is going on, Walter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a smoker?

[Caller/Guest]

I was playing with music.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Walter's an idiot.

[Caller/Guest]

You surprised me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I surprised you? Oh, I didn't know. We brought you here from New Hampshire. We didn't think you'd be surprised to be on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Walter, why don't you gather up and get your. Why don't you go get a cup of coffee and you come back in a minute. I'm gonna go to Target. I want to talk about this madness this family brought Disneyland. What the hell happened there?

[DJ Pre K]

What just happened right there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it's a great question.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Family feud at Disneyland.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, so it was all over the Internet.

[Bobbo]

That's a bad deal.

[DJ Pre K]

Family. I don't know what they were arguing about.

[John Clay Wolf]

White Mexican folk Black folk.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Bobbo]

You.

[DJ Pre K]

You determine yourself here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I already got it. DJ Prek. Is that white, black, Latino or other man? That.

[DJ Pre K]

That was hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Come on.

[DJ Pre K]

How's that hard? Other man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm having to go islanders. Islanders. Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah. Maybe Haitian or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Canadians, if you listen.

[DJ Pre K]

I wish that cut kept going because this lady's calling 91 1. She's like, yes, we're in front of the Goofy display and there's a fight going on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Calling you live from Goofy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, people are just. When they get on vacation, they get stupid sometimes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've been to Disney? Disneyland.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it's stressful. It's very stressful with kids and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like that and expensive and hot. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

You just. You're gonna hit a Mickey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, for sure. You know what was weird? And I know I always talk about my drinking or not drinking. When I got to the boat the first day, you know, immediately pop a beer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that first night, I got a little drunker than I meant to. And then the rest of the time, I just didn't care. It wasn't even on my mind much. I would, like open a beer just to have it.

[Bobbo]

Beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did you relax?

[J.D. Ryan]

Three a day, you're chilled all day. You didn't need it.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that weird?

[Bobbo]

It's almost like a meteorological thing. It's a transformation. You get so relaxed down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Bobbo]

It's like they say it's dry heat in Arizona. It's just humid as all get out in South Florida. But you're on the ocean. You got constant supply of fresh air, man, that salt air, and you just let go.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a picture of John with a fish that's on Facebook. And, dude, you just look so chill. That's just almost not you. It's so chill. It's just. I'm like, dude, this is you. This is the Island John.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. I like Island John.

[Uncle Norman]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was beautiful.

[Uncle Norman]

Neat.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you can see in your eyes, man. She's sure just like, oh. All the tension's gone.

[Bobbo]

By the way, you guys heard just a short, short piece of audio from that family fight at Disneyland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you put it on the Facebook page?

[Bobbo]

And I hesitate to put it on the Facebook page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please do.

[Bobbo]

But I'm putting it on the Facebook page. This goes on for four and a half minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like the Chuck E. Cheese fight about six months ago?

[Bobbo]

It's worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo]

It'll hurt your feelings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it resolve at all or do we not?

[Uncle Norman]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

No man's ready to go to jail tonight. What you get out of it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I'm ready to go to jail tonight.

[Bobbo]

Well, you're going to get your way just that tough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a friend of mine call me. He's an older fella, guy I've known forever. And his wife tried to stab him the other night. And he called the cops and they took her to jail. And he's kind of asking for my advice. And he was admitting that this had happened in the past several times when she starts drinking and started into all this family stuff. And my advice to him was, call her son. That seems to be an issue, too. And have him come bond her ass out. It's not his son, but I've never been. I've had a lot of. A lot of arguments with angry women, wives. Well, that's not really true. I've never been stabbed at. Have you ever been stabbed at? You told me a story about trying to stay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had a girl go for a knife in a drawer and I had to tackle her and hold her to the floor. I didn't hit her. I just held her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe you need to talk to him. All right. That's all we've got today. See you later, boy. Boys and girls, we'll see you next Saturday. Starts at 7aM Central. 8aM on the air. Podcast is johnclaywolf. Com. Givemetheben. Com. Thanks.

[Bobbo]

Out.