#207 John Clay Wolfe Show 07.20.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #207 (07.20.19)

Original Air Date: July 20, 2019
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Notable Cast: JD Ryan, Michael Turley, Bobby Brown, DJ Pre K, plus recurring characters and callers
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers the classic blend of irreverent car talk, rock ‘n’ roll, wild anecdotes, and behind-the-scenes banter among John and his team. Discussion topics fly fast and loose, ranging from the 50th anniversary of the moon landing and conspiracy theories, to the arrival of a "stripper bus," oppressive summer heat, strip club economics, music nostalgia, and live car bidding on air. It's an episode that’s equally wild, funny, and full of cultural riffs.

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Key Themes & Discussion Segments

1. 50th Anniversary of the Moon Landing & Astronaut Antics

Timestamps: 00:41–04:55

• The team opens by riffing on conspiracy theories about the moon landing ("Was it a Hollywood studio?").
• Discussion of Buzz Aldrin punching a conspiracy theorist:
  • “Did you see him punch that guy out last week?” (00:58)
  • “That punch was clean. It was old man strength.” (01:34 – C, E)
• Anecdotes about being hit by older relatives segue into car and money trouble stories.

2. The Stripper Bus: Arrival and Reactions

Timestamps: 05:04–07:12, 44:50–47:14, 83:14–88:42, and scattered throughout

• Excitement over the arrival of an ex-Greyhound bus converted into a rolling strip club:
  • “It's basically a rolling strip club.” (05:45 – F)
  • “Not one but two poles on that stage... It’s truly not just a party bus, a stripper bus.” (06:13 – D, E)
  • Facebook Live coverage is planned for listeners.
• Later, there are hilarious updates on staff exploring the bus, with Pre K narrating as he "gets the wiggle" upon entering.
• Business ideas spin out: should they take it to Midland, Odessa to cash in on the oil patch crowd? Legality of “lewd activity” permits is debated.

3. The Heat Wave & D.C. Weather Madness

Timestamps: 07:37–09:41, 29:26–30:24

• Poking fun at excessive heat and power grid strain on the East Coast:
  • “Heat index’s going to be like 110… D.C. is going to be hotter than Texas!” (08:24–08:29 – E, F)
• Jokes about heat-induced misery and rolling blackouts:
  • “You might as well just go to the bathroom on yourself… this is the third time today.” (09:41 – C)
• The hosts riff on how “everyone’s headed to Florida” to escape.

4. Buying and Selling Cars, Live On-Air

Timestamps: Intermittent throughout (notable: 47:01–55:56; 148:00–151:35)

• Listeners call in to get live bids; John flexes his expertise by diagnosing values, grilling sellers, haggling, and revisiting the GiveMeTheVIN.com process (each time reinforcing: “We’ll beat Carmax, or I’ll send you $100.”).
• The process is repeated, irreverent, and occasionally mocking (including the infamous “Go drive it off a bridge and go kill yourself” [104:21 – C], then a tongue-in-cheek apology and explanation about the types of messages the show actually receives).
• Colorful calls (“A Mexican named Leroy in Corpus Christi…”), and rapid-fire throwdowns on car values showcase the show’s distinctive, unfiltered style.

5. Music & Nostalgia: Blues Bars, Childhood Crushes, and Celebrity Agents

Timestamps: 23:10–28:56 (music), 131:32–137:15 (blues story)

• Hot debate: Would you pick Olivia Newton-John or pre-80s Linda Ronstadt? (24:17–25:24)
• The team reminisces about childhood musical crushes, old-school entertainers, and the Eagles as Linda Ronstadt’s backup band.
• John tells a heartfelt story about owning a bar in college, learning to play blues with Robert E. Lee (the musician, not the general), Up Wilson, and others, concluding: “You gotta feel it, boy... once he showed me how to feel it, I could play it.” (133:13 – C)

6. Strip Club Economics & Adult Entertainment Banter

Timestamps: 45:42–47:14, 87:03–92:06, 153:56–156:59

• Strip club business model explained: dancers rent time slots (like hairdressers), pay more for prime hours—reflecting the boom in the current "MAGA economy."
• Good-natured roasting of each other’s rapport (or lack thereof) with the opposite sex, the nostalgia of full-nude vs. topless clubs, and the economics of managing spas vs. massage parlors.

7. Ghetto Slang 101: Brozetta Stone Word of the Day — “Plex”

Timestamps: 109:36–114:34

• DJ Pre K introduces “plex,” a Houston-origin slang word meaning “beef” or “problem with someone.”
• Listeners call in to explain and use it in context.
  • “Plex is when you got beef, man. If you got plex, then we can handle it.” (113:40 – F)

8. Satire, Soapboxes, and Society

Timestamps: 135:54–140:23, 165:41–167:57

• Socio-political satire, including a Rush Limbaugh impersonation on President Trump’s “go back where you came from” comments, and extended riffs on class disparities at Disney/Six Flags.
  • “People should calm down. He’s clearly being blatantly racist… but that’s the plan.” (139:30 – D/Rush Limbaugh)

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Notable Quotes & Comedy Highlights

• "You don't sock an astronaut." (02:01 – D)
• “Such a great video. Did it hurt? … Don't piss off a Greek. Just don't do it.” (02:26–02:51 – F)
• “This bus looks like a mariachi band's about to roll out… then you open it up and you feel like you’re in the lodge.” (94:54 – C)
• “If you can't stop it, you might as well lay back and enjoy it. No one's ever heard that one there.” (34:44 – C) [Edgy, instantly dumped by the producer]
• “You love saturated f… oh, hey.” (19:51 – C roasting E)
• “Meet JD Ryan: One man, one beach, one night.” (18:32 – D, satirizing JD’s beach obsession)

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Special Guests, Callers & Characters

• Satan drops in for a sweltering weather report ("How hot are you gonna get today, Satan? 894 to 1000, feels like 1400" – 43:47).
• Michael McDonald arrives as the (satirical) driver of the stripper bus: “I traded the Doobie Brothers for strippers. Now it’s a stripper bus, baby.” (98:55)
• Goat Boy returns, high on “pure speed,” at the Slamming & Camming Car Show (161:14).
• Scooby of the Grit Boys (Houston rap royalty) calls in, earning genuine excitement from DJ Pre K (119:37).

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Recurring Gags & Callbacks

• Ongoing drumbeat: “More nuclear power plants!” to solve everything from summer heat to global warming to Oklahoma’s tornado woes.
• Listeners getting second, third, and fourth chances to sell their cars on air.
• Roasting of random callers (“A Mexican named Leroy in Corpus? You’re breaking barriers but I don’t buy it!” – 64:31)
• Parodies of Disney pay disparities and theme park class divisions.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------|--------------------| | Moon landing & Buzz Aldrin punch | 00:41–04:55 | | Stripper bus saga | 05:04–07:12, 44:50+, 83:14+ | | Heat wave (D.C., East Coast) | 07:37–09:41 | | Live car bids and negotiations | 47:01–55:56, 148:00+ | | 70s-80s Music nostalgia, Eagles, Queen | 23:10–28:56, 131:32+ | | Strip club industry explainers | 45:42+, 87:03+ | | Street slang “plex” defined | 109:36–114:34 | | Goat Boy and Slamming & Camming Car Show | 158:25–163:39 | | Soapbox: Class, Disney, Six Flags | 165:41–167:57 |

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Final Thoughts

The John Clay Wolfe Show continues its tradition of blending insider car-business knowhow, rowdy locker-room storytelling, and quick-witted cultural critique. Whether you tune in for a laugh, a live car bid, or to learn why OKC needs more nuclear reactors, this episode delivers an unfiltered, entertaining ride.

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Transcript

[A]

Okay, Neil, we can see you coming down the ladder.

[B]

Now broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

That's one small step for man.

[B]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[C]

Can we have a two over on that?

[A]

Roger, copy.

[B]

Now.

[C]

Story of my life.

[B]

John clay wolf.

[C]

What was all that?

[D]

Conspiracy theories abound about the moon landing 50 years ago today. Yeah, One of them is that maybe it was more than just one easy step down that ladder.

[C]

Do you think it was a studio in Hollywood?

[D]

No, not at all.

[C]

Buzz Aldrin didn't. Did you see him punch that guy out last week?

[E]

That wasn't last week. It was a couple of years ago. But the video is floating around. It's great.

[C]

So great.

[D]

Onion News headline of the week. Have you seen that?

[F]

No.

[D]

Buzz Aldrin still on the moon trying to warn Earth about imposter who returned with Neil Armstrong. He's got moon rocks shaped in a big help sign.

[C]

Hey, Gilligan. Gillian the Skipper.

[D]

That green blooded son of a punked me. I love the Onion.

[C]

How old man? That punch was clean.

[E]

Oh, it was beautiful.

[C]

It was a good punch. It was the old man's strength punch.

[E]

He is. Well, he's heard this forever, needless to say. And it was just. And the guy, the guy's whole idea in that whole. In that whole ramp up to him was to get him to punch him. He knew if he knew he's a hothead.

[C]

Is Buzz known for punching people?

[E]

No, but he's known for being a hothead and he's known for the guy just cut in his face.

[D]

Well, you don't sock an astronaut. You don't sock an astronaut.

[E]

No, no, he, the guy didn't hit Buzz. Buzz hit the guy, right?

[D]

You don't, you know, you don't mess with an astronaut.

[E]

No, you don't.

[D]

You mess with Russell Brand, you know, you mess with the guy in the Chuck E. Cheese costume. You don't mess with an astronaut.

[C]

You don't mess with old people.

[E]

Not old people.

[F]

Ever been hit by an old person?

[E]

Oh, no.

[F]

My grandfather hit me one time. Yeah. I was like, whoa, Pa. What's up here, man?

[E]

Such a great video.

[C]

Did it hurt?

[F]

I mean, you know, I had a little sting. I was like, wait, hey, Paul. You're like, he was 75 when he did it.

[E]

What did you do to make him.

[F]

Ah, I was just being an idiot.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Did he hit you like out of anger? Out of funny.

[F]

No, out of anger. Oh, yeah.

[C]

What'd you do?

[F]

I Just kind of. I didn't know what to say.

[C]

I'm like, what'd you do to get him to hit you? Oh, told him he'd never been on the old man.

[F]

Yeah, I got to that point because we're arguing about money and. Yes, don't. Don't piss off a Greek. Just don't do it.

[C]

So you. You needed some money and he didn't want to come off it.

[F]

I owed. Well, yes, I needed more money.

[C]

You owe your. Hey, here's the. Here's the 20 I owe you. Huh? Can I borrow 50?

[F]

I needed some more. I needed another loan.

[C]

Wow.

[F]

It was happening. Yeah. Because I started arguing. I was like. I just called him cheap bastard and he just said, boom. I mean, I'm like, what? What? And I just walked out. I didn't want to even stick around for it because.

[C]

Was it your mom said or your dad said?

[F]

No, my mom. Yeah.

[C]

And she said, that's just how he is. He used to hit me too.

[F]

No, she didn't say that. She said that he's old. He doesn't care anymore. I was like, yeah, it's damn right he doesn't care anymore.

[C]

Huh?

[F]

So don't. Don't mess with old people.

[C]

Well, did you go back and, like, start begging more?

[F]

No. No, it. I mean, I. I had it coming to me. I was. It was. It was a dark time.

[C]

Dark. Were you addicted to drugs?

[F]

No.

[C]

It wasn't heroin? No.

[F]

It's just not being smart.

[D]

It was addicted. Dark time.

[C]

You just need some more money for your junk.

[F]

It wasn't junk.

[C]

Did you go sell yourself to prostitution?

[F]

It was in college.

[C]

Tried. They didn't bite.

[D]

Picture a man living in a dark time. Daryl the Rock Johnson is Turly.

[C]

A man living in a dark time. Morning, Pre K. Glad you can make it.

[F]

Yo, what's Cracker lacking?

[C]

You know, you got your Jimmy Connors headband on this morning. You know, Jenny, Jimmy Commerce is. Jimmy Commerce. Jimmy Connors. He's tennis player. Who Jimmy Connors look like?

[F]

Like Arthur Ash.

[C]

Bjorn Borg? Yes, Arthur Ash. Yeah. You look like a. You look like a tennis player from 82 this morning.

[F]

Hey. Hell yeah. That's what I was going for, baby. Player away.

[C]

How's your rap career going this week, man?

[F]

You know, it's. It's moving along at a. At a snail's pace, you know? But we. We. We making some plans, baby.

[C]

We.

[F]

We got some good looks coming up, you know, Cuz, I'm sure you're aware we got a bus coming our way.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Did it make it last night? I'm sure it didn't.

[F]

I don't know. It's supposed to be here at 9 Central last night. Well, it's supposed not here. It's supposed to land in Fort Worth, Texas last night and then he's gonna come to the office this morning at 9:00 Central.

[E]

Can I ask a question?

[C]

Yes.

[E]

What's this bus? Is it. What's special about it?

[F]

It's basically a rolling strip club.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Where did we find that?

[C]

Give me the vin.com. so easy. You can do it in your G string. Wow.

[F]

Yes.

[C]

Really?

[F]

Greyhound bus that's basically gutted to be strip club.

[E]

Do we have any pictures yet? I'd love to see.

[C]

We do, we do.

[F]

We'll have.

[E]

Oh, we're gonna wait once it gets.

[F]

Here and we don't have the keys yet, but once it gets here at nine it's got.

[D]

It's amazing. Have you not seen the pictures of this thing?

[E]

No.

[G]

It's got.

[D]

It's got a narrow stage running almost the full length of the seating area. Not one but two poles on that stage.

[E]

So it's truly not just a party bus. A stripper bus.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Oh my Lord.

[F]

It'll be here once it gets here. Pre K is going to go down there and maybe we'll do a little Facebook live for all the listeners out there.

[E]

Oh, dude, I can do that. I can go down to that.

[F]

Yeah, I was hoping, you know, to sneak off in it and maybe. Maybe shoot a music video real quick. That's the plan.

[C]

Well, we got that thing. Maybe shoot a music video real quick.

[F]

Yeah, you know, just knock it out. Just do like a little flash mob music video.

[C]

Funny. It's an MCI bus. That's the best chassis in the business. What year is that thing?

[F]

93, 95.

[C]

That doesn't sound old. But it is old. Real old.

[F]

It's got a new motor in it.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

The paperwork supposedly will prove it too.

[C]

So mc. I mean the outside is very unsuspecting, but yeah, it's a.

[F]

It looks like a tour bus on the outside.

[C]

Yeah, it looks like a lit. Mean, there's like. What's a limo like? It's a strip club. There's nothing else you could tell me? I want to take my kids to church in it in the morning.

[E]

That's funny on so many levels.

[C]

800-800-7234 D.C. good morning. What's up in the traffic up there? They're in a heat wave. They are Texas is bad, but DC's worse.

[E]

It's going to be really hot today, traffic wise in D.C. proper. I295 southbound and Malcolm X Avenue southwest that are right lanes getting by. That's just a work zone, but it's still slowing folks down in Maryland. I95 northbound at Maryland 198. Two left lanes, they're blocked. That's an overturned vehicle. And let's see. In Virginia, currently I95 southbound near Virginia234, that's Dumfries Avenue. Left lane is blocked by an accident. Weather wise. John said it hot. Excessive heat warning. Actually going to be 99 today for the high right on the edge. Not too bad right now though. Partly cloudy, 85 degrees at big 100 in the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

But the index is going to be like 110.

[E]

Yeah. Yes.

[F]

D.C. is going to be hotter in Texas.

[E]

Oh, yes, yes.

[C]

There's a heat wave. I mean there's literally a heavy heat wave going on from Missouri to New York City.

[E]

110 to 115 is the heat index today in D.C. proper.

[C]

The governor or the mayor of New York City called a. I forgot what he called. But it's emergency and for everybody to set their thermostats to X. I don't know if it's 75 or whatever.

[E]

To keep from rolling blackouts. Yeah, right.

[D]

No, he's. He's rescinded his extra large soda fountain drink law for one day today. Drink it if you got him.

[C]

Yeah, if you got them. But that they in nighttime is not cooling off either. That's the weird part.

[F]

It's humid out there in the east coast, so.

[E]

Yeah, the low was 85, so.

[G]

Wow. Boy.

[D]

Really?

[E]

Humidity 74%. So. Yeah, it's like a steam bath.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

And just stay in the tub. Man.

[C]

Can you imagine being in New York City and 110 just how it's just gross.

[E]

And then this last week they had a power outage. He met New York hot, no lights.

[C]

I mean, you might as well just go to the bathroom on yourself.

[E]

How can you make it worse? Oh, that's right.

[C]

Oh, he just. Just forget it. Yeah, why not? Just move. Poop my britches. Yeah, I did that. This is the third time today.

[F]

You can't tell any difference in the smell.

[E]

Boy.

[C]

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Babo.

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Be right back.

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[B]

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[C]

You went away and left beaches.

[D]

There's a lot of talk in between segments on this program. And we all have our things, you know, that we're into.

[C]

I mean, it's just me or is my clover. Is he not getting in his.

[D]

I'm into Steely Dan, you know, but we don't have to talk about it all the time. You like to buy cars, and that's what the show's about.

[C]

We don't talk about it all the time.

[D]

But you're into other stuff. You like Mexican food. You know, we all have preferences in our lives. Turley likes to bet on sports.

[C]

Big booted women.

[D]

JD Ryan is in the beaches.

[C]

He likes beaches. Yeah.

[D]

He doesn't. It's not just like I say. Hey, guys, did you hear that new Steely Dan cut?

[C]

Right? He's all pushing it down and then leave it.

[D]

And then leave it alone and never miss it again. No, no.

[E]

I'm really more of a mountain guy.

[F]

Like, jd, you're watching some dude walk on a beach.

[E]

First of all, it's a chick, okay? And she's walking on the. She's walking on the beach and you.

[D]

Can'T see the chick. What you're seeing shirt.

[C]

I'm more of a mountain guy.

[D]

What you're seeing is a point of view.

[E]

You don't see the mountains in the. Shirt.

[D]

The shoreline as she walks the beach, staring at Michael.

[E]

You just got back from Hawaii. You like the ocean.

[F]

I love the beach, yes. But I don't watch people walk on the beach for the hell of it.

[E]

It's like you could be there with them. You transform form.

[C]

Is that your relationship? You're watching a spy cam on a beach? A live cam?

[E]

No, it's just some chick walking down the beach holding a camera, doing Facebook Live, which is what I was thinking about doing later when we get the stripper bus.

[C]

Oh.

[D]

That'S worth a couple of mentions.

[C]

But what. What, jd, what was the. The comedy during the break?

[D]

I think. I think there's a pathology at work here.

[C]

Bobbo accused JD during the break that if he could have sex with a beach, he would. In the little crab hole.

[E]

That could be.

[C]

That could.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Do. Do crabs live in holes?

[C]

Those little bitty crab holes. And he thinks that when JD sees them, they arouse him. You have to be careful on FCC stuff because you're talking about arousal and. And stuff. You got. I mean, I don't know what I mean. A Sandy beach and JD's junk do together.

[D]

But when you talk about arousal, you don't play around. You gotta mean it. You gotta say it like it is.

[A]

Right?

[C]

It's Australian, man.

[D]

Right?

[G]

Right.

[D]

All I'm saying is. I'll go you one further, John. I'LL go you one further. I don't just. And I have to preface this because you know how it is between me and jd, right? I love you, JD Ryan.

[E]

I love you too, Bobbo.

[D]

And I'm not. I'm not taking course with anything. I don't say there's anything wrong with this.

[E]

That's my Facebook page. I put up stuff.

[D]

It's a theory.

[C]

This is a theory, okay?

[D]

This is not a fact. It's not even a purported fact. It's not even fake news. I don't think he'd like to. I think he's done it. I think he's done it with a beach.

[C]

Sex on the beach. The drink and sex with a beach is different. It's like the weird guy that made love to his car.

[D]

Right. Too many details.

[C]

Or the gal that got the dog and put the socks over his paws and had him jump on her back.

[D]

Right, right, exactly. Because. Because it feels good to tell the truth, but he tells it like he's joking. I can screw beats, man. I'll tell you what, though, in detail. What are the differences between, say, Port Arthur and Galveston?

[C]

Remember, we're on the west coast.

[F]

Which beach is better?

[C]

East Coast. You need to. You need to use that. How many beaches he does go to? He does go to the Carolinas. He goes to. What's that place called?

[E]

St. Thomas?

[C]

No, but yeah, Outer bank, so. And there's those weirdos that travel around the world to their Lolitas and they like just load up their bag and jump on a plane and spend a lot of money to get to them. And JD does this. So your theory, Babo started to come into full effect. So he's got a sex addiction with beaches.

[D]

We've just.

[C]

He loads up for these three day weekends.

[E]

You know, it's weird to hear y' all talk about this, but the fact is you're revealing a lot about me.

[D]

Three days. Hell. We just answered the time honored question. How does anybody spend seven days on the Jersey Shore and six nights.

[C]

Which beach do you prefer?

[E]

The Outer Banks. Because the sand really is the kind of. It's really soft and it's more glistening.

[F]

So you have many beaches.

[E]

Yeah, because the Hawaii beaches are mostly made out of granite, so they're kind of rough.

[F]

Yeah, they are.

[E]

Yeah. And of course, Texas beaches catch something down there.

[D]

Outer Banks, everybody's walked on those.

[C]

And all those Mexicans.

[E]

North Carolina, it's powder. You want powder.

[C]

You really do.

[E]

And about, believe it or not, about six inches down, it gets very cool. It does because of the water.

[D]

Six, huh?

[E]

Water table.

[C]

All right. And Pensacola.

[E]

Pensacola is very, very nice. The beach there's a little more white.

[F]

Oh, you don't like what?

[D]

You.

[E]

Start me on that?

[C]

No.

[F]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Those dark beaches. Talk back a lot.

[G]

Mostly during movies.

[C]

Who you looking at?

[E]

J.D.

[C]

Ryan. You think I'm just here to lay for your ass?

[E]

Get that towel off me.

[C]

Show me the goddamn money. J.D.

[F]

Right.

[C]

Quit bringing your honky ass over here all half cocked in the middle of the night thinking you gonna get all you want of this picture.

[D]

A man who loves beaches. Meet J.D.

[C]

Ryan.

[E]

One man, one beach, one night.

[C]

Good Lord.

[D]

I'll do that, though. I'll sneak up behind him and I'm looking at it. And what's he looking at on Facebook? 100 times out of 100, a beach.

[C]

JD riding his little red weenie.

[D]

So you're into beaches, huh?

[C]

It's my face when you go to your 3, 4, 6, and 12 way swingers meetings. Is that your pickup line?

[E]

It is.

[D]

It is.

[E]

Hey, babe, what's your favorite beaches?

[D]

So you're down at home singing Beach.

[E]

Does she sporter like you love saturated foods, Saturated fats.

[D]

That would be a lot.

[C]

That's good. Ooh, that was a big old swift kick right in the n. We were just talking about food.

[D]

That would be a lot.

[C]

Yeah, I like beaches as much as you like saturated fat. Baba. The good thing that we did here this morning is we. We aroused him enough to get a comedic line out of him. And he didn't realize he thought he lost those after he got done with that other show.

[D]

Oh, he'll listen if he starts to feel put upon. J.D.

[C]

Will.

[D]

Will try. He'll do his best to turn very hurtful.

[E]

No, I'm not hurting.

[D]

Yeah, no, he does. He does.

[E]

I think it's funny.

[D]

You gotta laugh at yourself, J.D.

[C]

That'S what I'm doing the last 20 minutes. You love saturated f. Oh, hey.

[D]

There he goes now.

[C]

You know it's working when I get comfortable enough because John just went os.

[F]

We are on live air talking about John JD Ryan loving beaches.

[E]

John got so comfortable, he forgot he was on the air. Oh, that's greatness.

[C]

And the love for saturated fat is a weird one because, like last night after took took the kids to play golf. A good friend of mine, we took our two sons. They're in the same class. We went and played golf right at sundown and went. And. And I'm hungover from the night before still today, I think, well, that's a hangover. Yeah. And we were in there, and I was like, I'm gonna order a salad because that's what I need. I'm not that hungry. And when he ordered a hamburger medium with fries, I said, no, no, no, no. Scratch that salad. I love that saturated fat.

[D]

You need some grease in there, man.

[C]

You know? And it really didn't do anything for me. I thought it would be my fix. I thought it would get my bal straightened out. Not my bowel, but my blood alcohol level. I said I was looking for anything like a heroin addict looking for something to straighten out the feeling in my veins. That's what in the saturated fat did not do it for me. Bob, did you have any other suggestions?

[D]

I don't. I'm not.

[C]

Two beers to just try to do the hair of the dog bit.

[D]

When we say saturated fats, what exactly are we talking about? Is that what they fry french fries in or is that okay?

[C]

And cook hamburger. The grease they cook hamburgers in and the grease that's in hamburgers. Oh, we're out of time. We'll be right back. My name is John clay wolf of by cars, the radio. Forgive me me the VIN. GiveIn.com we're here. If you'd like us to bid your car, you can call in 800-800-RADIO. 800-800-7234. Give me year, make, model, miles, average rough for cleaning. I'll do it right here on there right now. Big 100.

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[C]

Mom and dad went to a show. They dropped me off the grandpa jones. So, bobbo, when you were doing radio back in the day, you were staring at a picture but living in jump.

[D]

Yeah, that's. That's how I do. Charlie asked. I've got a couple of pictures. Fans sending things. There's a devil dog. And I've got my saint that looks a lot like Barack Obama on a Mexican candle. You know, Light a candle for me.

[C]

Turley.

[F]

Yes.

[D]

When I was. When I was new, when I. When I got my first program in radio, we had an FM station in my hometown and I did six to midnights and I would take an Olivia Newton John album, I forget which one, and tape it on the wall right next to the big clock. You know, when you're in the console, you're always looking at a big clock. Right. Radio is time. I mean, especially in music.

[C]

So you would talk to Olivia?

[D]

Yes. Every time I'd open that mic, I'd look right at her and that's. That's who I would talk to.

[C]

Were you a Grease fan? Yeah.

[D]

See, I hate musicals, man.

[C]

I do too, but they kind of want to punch somebody in the face.

[D]

I'll allow room for Grease and Xanadu. Yeah, and Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. Those are the only ones, really, that I enjoy watching all the way through.

[C]

So, talking about today's stars and celebritards, would you rather have sex with Olivia Newton John or Linda Ronstadt before she got fat?

[D]

What do you mean? Like Linda Ronstadt in 77?

[C]

Yeah. With roller skates on the half Mexican hotel. Hot bodied Linda Romstead, not the big old fat gal.

[D]

That's impossible. I mean, that's an impossible choice.

[C]

Olivia Newton John or. Or thin Linda.

[D]

I know exactly who you're talking about.

[C]

I'm Reese. Olivia Newton John.

[D]

I'd roll the dice on that. I'd take either. I'd take either.

[C]

Now you got to pick one.

[D]

How do you pick one?

[C]

How can you pick one? I guess if you can't go off.

[F]

Do.

[C]

Do you. Do you like white girls? Australians or Mexicans more?

[D]

I'll tell you.

[C]

Because nobody really knows that. That Olivia. Linda Ronstadt's half pepper belly.

[D]

Right, Right.

[C]

He's not a hater. Well, he's a Texan.

[D]

He's the accidental racist. You said that. I didn't say that.

[C]

I think I'm right.

[D]

It's impossible to choose you, Olivia. Okay. Olivia was so squeaky clean. First 3/4 degrees. I almost couldn't stand her. Yeah, right.

[C]

But then she got into a little slutty trampular when she joined the T Birds. Those little black pants as the. As the gang.

[D]

Right.

[C]

And then you do a remake of Grease and in today's Crips and Bloods, well, hell, we're not even. Are Crips and Bloods still the thing?

[D]

Hold on, Prek.

[E]

He would know.

[F]

Yeah, Crips and Bloods are still very much a thing. Shout out to all the blues and reds out there, baby.

[C]

So. You're so scared of.

[G]

You.

[F]

You.

[C]

You bless them both.

[F]

Yeah. I ain't picking sides. Okay, Look, I'll leave that up to them, okay? Y' all do not got to come for me.

[G]

I.

[F]

All I'm about is green. What?

[C]

What's green?

[F]

Money. Money and weed, baby.

[E]

Right.

[C]

Keep it a classy here on Big 100 this Saturday. Hot and swelty. Hot and swelty Saturday morning.

[D]

Really hard to say. Those childhood crushes that we had, right? Dolly Parton, for me, she had a wreck. I mean, we. I grew up watching the Porter Wagner show and this is very obscure, but that was where Dolly got her start, big start on tv. So I've been watching her since I was literally three, four years old. Okay. I can't get away from her. Juice Newton in the early 80s.

[C]

She's a good singer.

[D]

My God, she. No, but she. I found her. I found her strangely attractive. Man, we shouldn't have gone there. This is gonna weird me up the rest of the day.

[C]

Juice Newton. Linda Ronstadt was better looking than Levy Newton John. Olivia Newton John. Remember the Christmas special when we were kids with Olivia Newton John and John Denver and all that crap when TV meant something.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Like you like. It was serious business.

[D]

Very, very. You know what? Marie Osmond back then was pretty. She's still pretty.

[G]

Hum.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. That's a type. Well, I know they're Mormon, but she like. She looks like my archetype of Italian girl, kind.

[F]

Of.

[C]

Linda Ronstadt's backup band was Don Henley, Glenn Fry, Ernie.

[D]

Randy Meister. Yeah. The original Eagles.

[C]

Isn't that wild? Yeah. Can you hear it?

[D]

You can absolutely hear it. When will I be loved Right? Those backup vocals. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

I got it right here, boss.

[D]

Awesome stuff.

[C]

That's the Eagles with a lead singer. I don't mean a mean woman. I mean a hot woman.

[D]

Yeah, it's badass.

[C]

Says that.

[D]

Have you seen the.

[C]

He's done on the drums on this song?

[D]

I think so. Have you seen the History of the Eagles documentary? Yeah, you should really check that out, man. That's. I could do that twice over and still enjoy it.

[C]

Yeah, I go with Linda. 800, 817. What about you, J.D.

[D]

Ryan?

[E]

What specifically are you asking me?

[C]

Who was your childhood crush?

[E]

It was Olivia. Yeah. One of my first concerts too. Where Amazing. That was actually in Oklahoma. I drove up. I got a date and drove up to Oklahoma to see Olivia. John.

[C]

Really?

[D]

Some role acting going on. You took your date to see Olivia?

[E]

Oh yeah.

[D]

This is like Jimmy Stewart and Vertigo, man. You're creeping on that chick, dude.

[E]

Oh yeah.

[C]

Where were you working back then?

[E]

That was in first year in college. High school.

[C]

Oh really?

[E]

No, it was high school last year in high school. Richardson.

[C]

They have air conditioning back then or was it just hot drive up to Oklahoma?

[E]

It was just a hot drive. It was a high drive.

[C]

My grandpa used to take those little windows on the GM car trucks that you flip around this 55 mile an hour air conditioning boy.

[D]

Right.

[C]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. WBIG Big 100 D.C. maryland, Virginia. Good morning. What's going on?

[E]

The traffic, Judy, let's see you on traffic and weather together. We can certainly do that.

[C]

Can you kick that air down a little bit, bossman?

[E]

All right. On the Beltway I495 beltway, the outer loop at MD 214 at Central Avenue. Left side is blocked there. We do have an accident. D.C. proper, South Capitol street, both ways between Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr. Street closures. They have a scheduled work zone there today. In Maryland I95 northbound right there in Maryland 198. All lanes are open but delays had the accident but the accident has been cleared. And finally in Virginia, I95 southbound near Virginia234 Dumfries LA. Left shoulder still blocked by that accident. They're about to clear that one. So it should be clearing up here in a little bit, but still kind of stop and go. Excessive heat warning today. The temperatures are going to feel like they're about 110 to 115. Only going to be 99, so don't complain. We have 85 degrees now at big 100 and the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

God, my, that's hot. It's hotter. Hotter than it is down in Texas. Man, that's crazy.

[F]

Let's make the AC a little colder in here though too.

[E]

Yeah, crack it down just a little bit.

[C]

Yeah, we're not in a. We run a good old fashioned nuclear power down here. We're not scared of them nukes. Our grid don't run light in Dallas. All you damn Yankees all scared of your nukes. Turning off Three Mile Island. I mean right about the time the going gets tough, y' all just call calf rope, right?

[D]

This ain't no time to quit, Ned.

[C]

No, let Them nuclear plants hum, man. They sound like a Cummins running at 2200 RPM, just smooth as glass.

[D]

Say like 5.9ft. Anything run all night and all day. Get them nukes rolling, boy.

[C]

Get them nukes rolling.

[D]

Hit that reactor.

[C]

Go ahead. Yes. Are they still making new nuclear reactors? I don't think so.

[E]

I don't think so.

[C]

I don't think there's been a new one in a long time. The Chernobyl video didn't help anything.

[E]

My father actually developed and sold nuclear power plants for Westinghouse many, many years ago. But I don't believe they do them anymore. That was in the 70s.

[C]

Baba, did you hear what J.D. ryan just said?

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

What was that? So it's pretty heavy.

[E]

I know, I know. We're working our way down.

[C]

You don't have to be quite a scientist, but I. My father was.

[E]

My father was brilliant and very smart. And I'm in radio. Yes, we're working our way down the chain.

[C]

Your father.

[D]

What's down?

[C]

A nuclear physicist for West.

[E]

He was not a physicist. No, he was an engineer.

[C]

Oh, what's the difference?

[E]

I have no real clue because I'm in radio.

[C]

Oh, he sold them. Was he a salesman?

[E]

No, he's an engineer. He helped develop and. And sell.

[C]

You're either a salesman or you're. Or you're an engineer.

[E]

They were both.

[D]

He was an honorary engineer.

[G]

Engineer.

[D]

No, he sold him so well that they made him an honorary engineer.

[C]

Was he an attractive man like you, jd?

[E]

He was indeed. Much better looking than I.

[C]

He was a good looking thing going normally. That doesn't go with an engineer either. Maybe he was a BS or he didn't even have an engineer degree. Could be they hustled a lot more back then. There's a lot of.

[E]

Just full on Texas A M. Maggie with an engineering degree.

[C]

You ever see it?

[E]

Did you ever see the degree? Yes. Even though ring. I saw the degree, wanted me to go to A. M. And I didn't go to A M. So I was his biggest disappointment in his life. Can I just kill myself now?

[F]

Well, geez, that's taking dark turn there.

[C]

It's like when Turley's grandpa punched him in the groin.

[F]

I went in the groin.

[C]

Good Lord.

[F]

His story's changed already.

[D]

See? We should talk about beaches.

[G]

We.

[D]

We shouldn't. You know. We shouldn't talk about JD's father anymore.

[C]

800.

[F]

800.

[C]

7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

He always goes bad places.

[C]

808.

[D]

What's the deal? What's going on?

[E]

I'M trying to see if they still make nuclear power plants.

[D]

Westinghouse, you know they do. You know they do.

[C]

What would you rather buy your microwave from someone who makes nuclear power plants or someone who doesn't? Go to Westinghouse.

[E]

The USA has 98 operating nuclear power reactors in the United states operated by 30 different power companies.

[C]

Does it say when the last was built?

[E]

Since 2001, these plants have achieved achieves an average capacity. No, it doesn't.

[C]

Why don't we build more nuclear reactors so that we don't have these rolling blackouts? Especially since.

[E]

Right.

[C]

Since it seems to be getting hotter outside.

[D]

Right, right.

[C]

I think the answer to global warming is more nuclear power plants.

[G]

Right.

[C]

What do you think? Washington D.C. right here on big 100.

[F]

While y' all sweating your balls off right now.

[C]

I mean start, get a sign, go to Target, get a big Sharpie, make a poster board, Go out there in front of on Pennsylvania Avenue right now, picket line. Get your dogs with you so somebody will look at you and take a couple of good looking girls with you too, so you'll get some attention from the cameras.

[D]

Bruce Springsteen have a more nukes rally.

[F]

Yeah, more nukes.

[C]

We need more nukes. More nuclear power plants to stop this global warming. You can't stop it.

[F]

Just go with it.

[C]

Just go with it. It's like getting raped. I mean, if you can't stop it, you might as well lay back and enjoy it. No one's ever heard that one there.

[F]

So let's go to the break.

[C]

He just dumped me.

[F]

Oh, it's been long. It's everything part of that was dumped.

[C]

Yes, Turley dumped me.

[E]

Yes, he did, very wisely.

[C]

More nuclear reactors. More nuclear reactors to offset global warming.

[E]

That same line ended another man's career.

[C]

We'll be right back.

[B]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

Well, I just got out of jail and I made it to the show. And that's when what you call them in?

[D]

I didn't know you did that kind of show.

[C]

You got to play to your audience.

[B]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[C]

Don't call me sir or I'll kick your ass.

[B]

Now, John Clay Wolf Saturday night.

[C]

I did enjoy the K the Kiss show when they came through.

[D]

Oh, no, no doubt.

[C]

I'd never seen them get up. Pyrotechnics everywhere. Hour number two, but really our number one for Texas, hour number two for D.C. and our number one for Vegas. We have that replay that starts in two hours, but right now they're. We're on live also in Vegas, aren't we? Right. At 6:00am Vegas, good morning. Wake the hell up.

[F]

Louisiana, too.

[C]

Not at 8. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right. Louisiana. Oklahoma. Denver starts next week. Mississippi. There's three stations in Mississippi that start next week, is that right?

[D]

I'm working with one. When do they start at this time? August 3rd.

[C]

August 3rd.

[D]

I think it's the target date. There's a lot of. There's a lot of that going on. That takes a little bit of my time lately.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah. In Arkansas.

[F]

Yeah, they're on now, too. Yeah.

[C]

But the Arkansas stations start at 9 because of John Bob and Billy or some. Something.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

They've been a contract where they have to run a Best of Joe Bob, Billy. What's it called?

[D]

Joe Bob and the Screech.

[C]

I don't know. The morning show they have to do a best of in their contract. So they start them at 5am and run them for three hours and start four hours and start with us at night.

[F]

That's a hell of a contract right there. Maybe you need to get there.

[C]

Well, Walton Johnson, that guy's dead. And their contracts hold right through. We can't get on that station either. I mean, even in death, you need.

[F]

To get with whoever's doing those contracts, right? Yeah.

[D]

Kid Craddock's the number one CHR show in the country and he's been dead for six years.

[C]

At this point, you could laugh about it.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

It's not. You don't have to be sensitive. Nah. Once you've been dead for five years, you can start making jokes. Okay.

[F]

That's at the limitation.

[C]

You know, I was in a. I was in a meeting at iheartmedia back when they were called Clear Channel. Right. And they were all serious. Well, Kid this and kid that, you know, and the kid and Kelly and Big Al. And after about seven times of comparing us to Kid Cradock, who's dead, and I said, hey, hey, hey, guys. You all know he's dead, right?

[E]

They all kind of lean together.

[G]

Go.

[E]

What?

[C]

That's their number one. Number one earner.

[D]

All I'm saying is that show's got a hell of an agent, man.

[F]

Oh, it's George.

[C]

George Laughlin. I mean, it's really. You want to get him on the phone? Hey, George, if you're listening, call in 800-800-7234.

[D]

How do you do that?

[C]

George Laughlin. His. His brother. His brother owns the rights or started or how Ryan Seacrest.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

They're from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Laughlin brothers, Roy and George. And Roy went west and George went to Dallas. And Roy's wife is Ellen. Ellen, who was Ryan Seacrest girl on the radio with him for decades? Mary Kay, Ellen K. Ellen K. Okay. The chick in the Ryan Seacrest Radio show is. Is the boss's wife. He founded Brian Seacrest, and I think he hooked him up with Idol. I don't know if he got a part of Kim Kardashian's Big Black Booty also or not. Jim Nevada, good morning. You're on the air. Jim Nevada.

[A]

Hey, John. Hey, this Jim from prom Nevada.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

I listen to your show every weekend and I think you're the funniest guy on the radio. Well, that you really make our mornings listening to you.

[C]

What is, what's going on out there? What time is it? Six. What? Six, six ten.

[A]

Yeah. Yes, sir.

[C]

What time does the sun pop up over those nasty mountains?

[A]

Just about a half hour ago.

[C]

Oh, already?

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

What are the days out there right now? So 5:45 sunrise. What time does it go down?

[A]

About 8:00 o', clock.

[C]

10 to 8. Long day. What's the temperature? Is it hitting 110, 115 right now?

[A]

Nah, it should be about 105 today. I think we got up to 110 earlier this week. Just one day so far this year.

[C]

And does it hurt when it's that bad or is it not as bad because it's dry?

[A]

No, it's nice and dry. So it's. It's not as bad as it is down south or back East?

[C]

Yeah, in D.C. and New York City, they've got 100 today and with 70 humidity. So people just start falling out of the windows. Dead. Yeah.

[D]

God, that's dire.

[C]

Thank you for calling.

[A]

All right, so thanks a lot, buddy.

[F]

Just falling out.

[C]

They'll poop themselves on the way down to the ground.

[D]

They're just falling out of the windows dead.

[C]

Holy God. Yeah, well, there's another means.

[D]

Just like no picture a city located in the worst heat wave of Northeastern.

[C]

You know what came to head is like World Trade center joke. Did we all stop it and said, no, you can't do it. That's not funny.

[F]

Think of that.

[C]

No, that's not funny, jd.

[E]

I didn't say it was. I didn't go there, actually.

[C]

Well, you were like, we were trying to come up with a visual for people dying of heat stroke out of buildings. Right.

[E]

That makes sense.

[C]

And then you like, like started writing down, well, you know, the World Trade Center.

[E]

I didn't Write that down.

[C]

When people were falling out of that, I was like, no, you can't. That's not funny at all. There's nothing.

[E]

It's not. My bad.

[C]

You might need to leave.

[E]

I probably should.

[C]

My bad.808.

[F]

I didn't know that JD was slipping your notes over there.

[E]

I was. I always do it.

[C]

Yeah, he helps. Right.

[E]

Earlier when he said the S word. Yeah, that was me.

[F]

You told him. And the other thing that we had to dump like a minute worth of content.

[E]

That was me.

[D]

That was.

[C]

Where's Satan?

[F]

He's very involved in you today. What's going on here?

[C]

Well, in the heat. Yeah. He's a hot person.

[G]

Yeah. Always. You're going to hate me a little for this. I always love it when we get down to this time of the year.

[C]

And you human beings, this is your Christmas season.

[G]

You're so surprised that it's so damned hot. You think it's hot up here, man? Summer in hell is an explicit thing. It's. It's special. It's special. I mean, we've got the. You know, we've got the lava all the time. You know, high lava warnings are in effect almost every day through September. It really affects the concert season, you know? Yeah. I mean, it's hard to. Hard to enjoy.

[E]

You have a concert series, of course.

[D]

Of course.

[C]

The Devil in the Park.

[G]

Yeah. No, this week we've got the Chrome Roses.

[F]

Chrome Roses?

[G]

Yeah. Who's that? That is John Lennon, Jimi Hendrix, Glenn Frey and Bob Dylan.

[E]

You're not telling me John Lennon is.

[G]

In hell and Dylan's not even dead yet?

[C]

No.

[G]

I mean, there is such thing as touring, you know. They don't live here.

[F]

That's a hell of a lineup.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

The Swords going to hell for outstanding show.

[G]

Yeah, but when your feet are, you know, covered with lava, it's hard to enjoy the music. It's a rough deal, but I love it. But you guys, on the other hand, they're out there uplaying Washington D.C. baltimore, New York City. They're just. They're just laying in the tub, you know, wishing it wasn't so hot outside. Oh, I wish it wasn't so hot outside. Wait till you get a load of me.

[C]

How hot are you gonna get today, Satan?

[G]

Something like between 894 and a thousand. But the heat index value is gonna make it feel closer to 1400.

[C]

Really?

[G]

Yeah. Yeah. There's very little wind in hell.

[C]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. If you'd like to talk to Satan, if you have any Questions for Satan while he's here in the studio, feel free to call in 800-800-RADIO.

[G]

Yeah, get out of the bathtub and pick up the phone, you lazy son of a.

[C]

Or just lay the toaster in the bathtub.

[G]

I like the way you say sick.

[C]

800-800-Radio. You really want to meet him? 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio man. Have a calling show with Satan. It's far out.

[D]

That's a. That's a weird.

[C]

It's very weird. I have a Satan dating game. Let women throw themselves to you. You'd like a date Satan. That's a whole different ball of wax. And speaking of Satan, the stripper bus will be here soon, I hope.

[F]

We need it t. Yeah, 9 o'.

[C]

Clock.

[F]

So 45 minutes from now supposed to roll up.

[E]

And this is a real stripper bus. Describe it again for those that weren't listening earlier. Big 100.

[F]

Yes.

[E]

Describe this bus that we got this week only. Seriously, only this company would be able to find this vehicle to be able to us.

[F]

Give me the vin.com. they came to us.

[E]

What are the odds? Describe it again.

[F]

Basically a Greyhound or touring bus.

[E]

Tour bus.

[F]

Tour bus.

[E]

And what's it look like on the inside? Just normal seats.

[C]

Looks like Satan's playground on wheels.

[F]

It's got the low lights and two stripper poles surrounded by seats so you have a nice up close view of whoever's dancing. And there's also a little bar and a bathroom.

[E]

Is there a little stage at all? I mean, just the poles?

[F]

Oh, no, the stage is the. In the middle of the bus.

[D]

Yeah. And proper lighting throughout.

[F]

Oh, very proper.

[C]

I'm looking and I don't want to name any names. I'm looking through the deal in our system of the bus and the pictures and the person, the woman whose driver's license we have looks very. This is. This was her private bus. Dude, look. Look at this gal. She's a stripper.

[F]

Well, she was probably a madam.

[C]

Okay. That's what I'm thinking looking at this picture. She's got the look.

[F]

Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. She's. She's a like a madam. Now they said it was a limo.

[C]

Air quote. That's like a massage at a Chinese joint. Air quote.

[E]

This is not a party bus. This is a stripper bus.

[C]

This is a rolling hooer house.

[F]

Now do we have a black light? Because we might want to make.

[C]

Why would you want to do that? We need to clean it.

[F]

Yeah, we need to make sure send.

[C]

Sean and his wife in there, they'd get under that.

[G]

Wow.

[C]

She used to work at Waffle House. She can get it done.

[F]

Actually, she worked as a stripper, too.

[E]

Oh.

[C]

Yep. Houston, good morning. You're on the air.

[A]

Hey, good morning. How's it going?

[C]

Good, good, good, good.

[A]

Hey, I got an 08F150.

[C]

Okay. How many miles.

[A]

It'S got? 84,000.

[C]

That's pretty good, isn't it?

[A]

It's just a base mileage. It's a. It's an xl. Cloth seats, vinyl floor. It's a good work truck. It's super clean.

[C]

Four wheeler, four wheel or two honor. Two wheel, two wheel drive. Extended or crew?

[A]

They see it? I guess crew. They extended with the two little doors in the back?

[C]

No, then that's extended, but they open backwards. The two little doors.

[A]

Oh, yes, sir.

[C]

Okay. I don't know when. Oh, wait. It's got to be five grand.

[A]

Okay, that sounds fair. I'm getting ready to unload it and get into something newer. I don't want to buy a new truck. I just want to get something newer.

[C]

Okay, go, go.

[A]

Second owner. I bought it from a little.

[D]

Little.

[C]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll come pick it up. Do you live in Houston?

[A]

I'm a Cypress.

[C]

Okay, sir, we have a. We have a drop spot in spring. We've got a guy there right now that can cut a check today. If you want to run it up to us. If you want us to pick it up, we can pick it up Monday. Just start right now. Going to givemetheven.com and say John bought this car for X. And. And on the radio. And here we go. Keely, New Mexico, Good morning. Keely. Lost him. He wanted to talk to Satan or she did. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But, I mean, have you ever gotten up to the altar and gotten a little, you know, spooked? Run off? Yeah.

[E]

Cold feet?

[C]

Sure. That Satan, he's a. He's a heavy hitter.

[A]

All right.

[C]

My name is John Clay Wolf of high cars. The radio, forgive me the men dot com. And remember, if we can't beat your carmax offer, we got two options. Option number one, we'll send you a check for $100. Option number two, Turley will kiss your ass.

[B]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[I]

Remember, @givemethevin.com, not only do they have an automated system that will Bid your car instantly. But they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to. And it's not even close.

[D]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. Oh yeah.

[C]

We're back.

[B]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[C]

You drives a car with breathless on call in 800.

[B]

800 radio breath lies are saved lives.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And now Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[C]

Morning everybody. It's hot. Hot and wet. It's okay if you're with a woman. Not worth a damn if you're in Washington D.C. heard what I told you?

[D]

Food is hot.

[C]

Super duper hot. Middle of summer. Hey, there's a guy coming in with a O2 Firehawk. 15,000 miles. Yeah, hang on. Cruz?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

How old are you?

[A]

40.

[C]

Okay. How long have you had this car?

[A]

Since brand new. That's my dad's.

[C]

What color is it?

[A]

It's like a bright red. I'm not sure the exact color, but it's bright red.

[C]

Has it stayed inside or did the paint get faded?

[A]

Garage all its life. So you got an O2 like a showroom car.

[C]

You got a O2 Pontiac. You know what Pontiac stands for?

[A]

Well, dollars. Dollars? Dollars.

[C]

It's about this poor old man that.

[D]

Thought he bought a Cadillac piece of nice timely automotive. I don't know what the C stands for.

[C]

Poor old man's audible.

[A]

The Firehawk. They don't. It's a Firehawk and it's, you know, one of a kind. I guess it got some birth certificate about. I think it's like the tent. 10th one made.

[C]

Firehawk is a hot rod Trans Am or not a Trans Am. It's a fire. It's a hot rod Fire bird. It's a fire bird with a Trans Am running gear. But it doesn't have the Trans Am weight. Cuz it's like a LX GT Mustang 5L. A hot rod. Just as fast as the GT, but it'll look like it. Innovative automotive O2 with 15,000 miles and six speed coolness. All right.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Does 10 grand bite drops?

[A]

No.

[C]

Does 11 grand bite?

[A]

I was thinking more like 15. I think that it's only Been one driver.

[C]

I think that's like the money for the. Like the. You know, if it did ride at one of those Meco Mercruz auctions. But then you got to pay them a. You got to pay them a seller fee of 10%. So 15 grand, 1500 dollar. You know, say the car brought 15 grand at the Ameca Motto auction, then you pay them 1500 selfie and $350 for a number fee, and then transfer it. Cost you $2,000 to get your. To sell it for 15 to them. So, 13, what's. If I wrote you a check for 13, would that buy it?

[A]

I'll call you back, but let me think about it.

[D]

Are you.

[C]

Do you want to sell it?

[D]

Are you.

[C]

Where you're ready to sell it?

[A]

Oh, yeah. I need to get something. I need to get a truck.

[C]

Okay, so where's the title and who's got the title and what name is it and all that?

[A]

Oh, it's in my name. It's in Houston, Texas.

[C]

Okay, so let's make a deal. I want to buy the damn thing. I want to put it in my garage for a while. I don't want to sell it. I know exactly what you got. I like them. I like. Cool. I had a Mustang like this the other day. You know, a stupid old one that had good miles, original owner, all that good stuff. It's your car. I mean, it's just fresh money to you. You don't have anything in it. I'm trying to give you all it's worth. So I'll write your check for 13 grand. If I write you a check for 13 grand, we're good.

[A]

Oh, I have to think about it, man. I'll. I'll put the information in.

[C]

So what do you got to think about.

[A]

You know? You know, 13. You know, I think the car is worth a lot more than that to the right buyer though, right?

[C]

I hear you. I think I'm the right buyer. That's why I'm asking. I think I'm the right buyer. So. What?

[E]

What?

[C]

Okay, you know, we're running out of time. What will buy.

[A]

Since you like Pontiac, you like Pontiac, so we're gonna go 20 now.

[C]

I mean, that's the. I don't like. I wouldn't. What if I did. You like that?

[A]

Hey, it's all about what you want, man. It's not, you know, can't just. Can't just go anywhere and buy this anywhere. It's part of immaculate.

[C]

So do you want to sell it?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Okay. What will buy it? Right now, in front of 500,000 listeners on the radio, you and I are doing a deal.

[A]

If you're gonna pay it in your personal garage.

[C]

Well, it doesn't matter. It's my money.

[A]

I guess. Fifteen like I said.

[C]

Okay, so if I write you a check for $15,000, I own the car, correct?

[A]

Whenever you pick it up. Yeah, you own it and I get the check. Then you would own it? Yes.

[C]

Okay, then Turley, go ahead and fire off the sounder, cuz we've made a dope deal. Okay, so I own the car and it's in. It's in where?

[A]

Houston.

[C]

Houston? I mean what part of Houston?

[A]

North. North Spring area.

[C]

Okay, so can you. I'm gonna put you on hold. DJ load this guy up. Let's get the pictures and the title work coming. And can you meet us over there at our location at Spring, Texas in a couple hours and get a check?

[A]

Where are you located at?

[C]

Off Westfield Road, Westwood Road. Westfield. Westfield. At the south end of the airport of George Bush, just north of Spring. Yeah, we're right there. The. The. If you go to locations. If you go to givemetheven.com our website, click locations, you'll see it. But what we'll. And we'll get the thing processed and then we can issue the check to be cut. We've got a remote printer down there and we'll get it cut right now and get it all growing. So I'm going to put you on hold. Let. Pre K. D.J. do you hear me? Can you hear me?

[F]

DJ? Pre K. Yes.

[C]

Okay. Mr. Cruz is on line one. I just bought his old ass Firehawk his fire chicken for. He just hung up.

[F]

Did he really?

[C]

Huh.

[F]

Well, we got his number.

[C]

Well, I mean it's. Isn't that. Wasn't that weird?

[F]

See, he was probably not real.

[C]

I don't understand. Maybe Stroker, but I do have his number. And. And what?

[F]

What if he's real or not?

[C]

Yeah, don't. If y' all call in to do a real deal. Let's do a real deal. I think we did a real deal when I said I'm gonna put it in my garage. I'm gonna put in my garage for a minute. I just want to hang with it for a minute. I ain't gonna keep. Keep nothing. I don't. I don't even keep my kids or my old lady. Everything's for sale. Robert. Good morning, you're on the air.

[A]

Oh, yes. Hi there.

[C]

Hi.

[A]

I would like to speak to Satan.

[C]

Satan, Robert would like to speak with Satan. Robert, we're running out of time, but we got a minute. Go ahead, Satan.

[G]

Hey, Robert, Long time.

[D]

How are you?

[A]

I would like to know, do you take the D.

[G]

Do I take the what?

[A]

The deed.

[G]

The deed to the ranch.

[A]

The deed.

[G]

I'm not sure what you're talking about, Robert.

[E]

What's he talking about, Michael?

[A]

Really? You're Satan. You should know these things.

[F]

This guy's trying to be funny.

[G]

This coming from inside a mental institution or something. You with me, Robert? Are you breathing okay?

[C]

No.

[A]

Yes. Huh.

[G]

He's a weird guy.

[F]

Yeah, he's a lot.

[G]

A lot of your listeners are really weird guys, John.

[F]

I mean, he's comedian, right?

[G]

I don't know. He's looking for a D. Is this. Are you playing wheel of fortune or what's going on? Robert?

[C]

We're gonna.

[G]

We're gonna try to figure this mad bastard out. And we'll be back with more of the John Clay wolf show d free right after this.

[B]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[I]

John Clay wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Gimmetheven.com, because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[D]

Sell us your car. Gimmethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

And now we return to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[C]

God, it feels like we've been doing this for two hours. Oh, because we have. Oh, because we have to get up earlier now for the east coast, right? Man, that's really fun when your alarm goes off at 6am on a Saturday.

[D]

Oh, really? Yeah. Six is very early, John.

[C]

Oh, yeah, you got issues. What time shirts go off? Two, three. Really?

[D]

Sometimes two, Sometimes one. Sometimes I'll come up at midnight on a Friday night and just do it to it, man.

[C]

Well, you go to sleep sometimes too, in the studio.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You sweat on my couch pillows.

[D]

I'll go home at 4 in the afternoon.

[C]

My kids, you know, I brought that couch that was up here for years, the green one. Took it back home to the new house. And they said why does the sun smell like strip club in Babo sweat? And I said because the fat bastards would lay on it at night and sweat through the clothes into the pools.

[D]

You're saying they said that because you think it's funny?

[C]

Honey, if you, if, If Caven or 5 year old, if baby dad is listening, please have him call in and ask baba the exact question he asked me.

[D]

Call in. Have him call in.

[C]

He wanted to know why it smelled like a.

[D]

He's not gonna call you.

[C]

Like an alcoholic strip club club sweat fat man.

[D]

He's not gonna call in. He hadn't got the nuts to call in.

[C]

Well, he doesn't have nuts yet because he's only five. Hadn't dropped him.

[D]

Is that what happened to my couch? You took the couch?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Damn it.

[C]

But you know that was bought. That was an expensive couch that was custom made years ago and now it's kind of ruined because you and strip club sweated on it for few decades.

[D]

It's good enough to take home though.

[C]

Well, you know, I didn't. They didn't know until I just told them. Right. Probably shouldn't have brought it up. My idea was to take it over red carpet and get the steam done on it before I took it home to get the marijuana lace sweat bombs.

[D]

Marijuana laced sweat bombs pulled out of it from you.

[C]

I mean when you see. When you walk into a studio and you see a 400 pound man in flat flip flops with dirty feet sleeping on your couch that goes by the name strip club Eric and dresses up as Kulag on the weekends to go to the Renaissance festival.

[D]

He didn't sleep on it, did he?

[F]

Oh yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What?

[C]

When I saw that, I was like, oh well there goes the couch.

[D]

Why would he sleep on my couch?

[C]

I guess it's done.

[D]

That's screwed up.

[C]

Was my couch.

[D]

Get him on the phone.

[C]

You know, it was a new couch. It was expensive couch that I put in my old office years ago. And somebody. It's dark green this. But now I'm gonna make it where nobody will ever sit on it in my game room. Someone, someone thought it was a great idea to come up to my office and do the wild thing on it. Because you just know that look.

[D]

No, I had a feeling about that. There's. It's. It's sprung.

[C]

It's not the spring part, about 11 inches down. It had a stain on it that was that opaque white stain. There was no question. So I took it and had it steamed.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

But I Mean, where do people get off coming up and doing it on the boss's couch? This new couch. What's that all about? That sounds like a move J.D. ryan would make.

[E]

I didn't do that.

[D]

I don't have anything to say about that, man.

[E]

The couch. Backstage at the country club. Billy Bob's, Texas.

[C]

Yeah, that couch. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is a call number. Leroy and Corpus. I don't know. I mean, you got a 06 hemi. You know, this thing was worth something back in the day. The big engine. Chrysler 300 Hemi. How's the beach this morning, Leroy?

[A]

It's all right.

[C]

Are you black, white, Latino or other?

[A]

I'm Latino.

[C]

I've never met a Latino man named Leroy.

[A]

Is that a lot?

[C]

Is that your nickname?

[A]

No, that ain't my nickname. That's my name.

[C]

It's on. Your birth certificate, is Leroy?

[A]

Yep.

[C]

You're the first Mexican man of all time named Leroy. Now, were you born over there? Over here?

[A]

I was born over here. I was born in America.

[C]

Is. Is somebody. Is your dad black?

[A]

Nope. Mexican, too.

[C]

And Mama.

[A]

She'S Mexican as well.

[C]

Oh, but damn, you're. You're breaking. I mean, you're like. You're like the Malcolm X of Mexican. I mean, you're breaking glass ceilings that people didn't even realize existed. I love it. Is it L, E, R O Y or L E E?

[A]

It's L, E, R, O, Y.

[C]

All right, so they didn't screw it up either. Where's Uncle Roy? We need to get him in here.

[A]

Nope.

[D]

He's not a hater.

[C]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. What's your middle.

[E]

I don't remember.

[A]

Name.

[F]

All right.

[C]

Oh. How long have you had this Chrysler?

[A]

I've had it for maybe, like, six months.

[C]

What'd you pay for it?

[A]

I don't know. I forgot.

[C]

Yeah, I hung up. I forgot, too.

[G]

Oops.

[C]

A Mexican named Leroy that's had a Chrysler 300C in Corpus Christi for six months, has no middle name, only Mexican parents. But they named him Leroy.

[E]

Right.

[C]

And he forgot what he paid for his car. Leroy, you're a liar.

[D]

Well, true.

[F]

It took. It took a minute. We couldn't, you know, the Leroy and a Hispanic.

[E]

You don't want to call him a liar right away.

[C]

There was never a Mexican man named Leroy. No, it didn't happen. It didn't happen. I'm telling you, nobody in their right mind would name a Mexican child Leroy in Corpus Christi.

[F]

No, but he was fight man. He was trying to keep going with.

[C]

What's your middle name? Don't have one. Are you lying? No. What you pay for the car? Oh, no. Chip and Lafayette. Chip. Chip in Louisiana. Good morning.

[A]

Hey, good morning.

[C]

Do you think Leroy. Do you think there could be a Mexican man legally named Leroy? Do you think that could exist? Exist?

[A]

You asking me?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Sure there is.

[C]

Really? What's your last name? Robo. Brad Show. Robicho. I mean, if it ain't Cho at the end of it, you can't live down there.

[A]

Well, I'm from New Orleans and. And so it sounds Spanish like Leroy.

[C]

Oh, and how does it end? What letters? A L. Oh, it's not a U? X. Okay.

[A]

No.

[C]

What are you.

[A]

It's the last name. It's a Basque name. So it's a country that used to be in between France and Spain. That's where it comes from.

[C]

No, I'm not a coon ass. I'm just a golden skin French Canadian that moved here to Louisiana on a drunk.

[E]

Yep.

[D]

He's the accidental racist.

[C]

There it is. Oh, no.

[D]

All right, welcome to the revolution, folks.

[C]

Okay, so, Chip, what have you got? You got a 13 6. You got a 13 13. BMW 640.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

With 100,000 miles on it.

[A]

It's got 90.

[C]

What's the difference? And it's a 40, not a. It's not. It's a 640, not a 650.

[A]

That's correct.

[C]

Two door or four door?

[G]

Four.

[C]

Okay. What color.

[A]

Light?

[C]

It's a lot of miles. I think it's worth 13, 14 grand.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And I'll pay it. Go to. Give me that.

[D]

I don't.

[A]

I don't. I don't know what it. I don't know what it. I. I'm really. I called to find out if you guys. I want to try to make a deal because going to go buy a Porsche Cayenne, but. Yeah, but Go, go.

[C]

Go over to Brian Harris BMW in. In Baton Rouge and see Brent. My God, why am I drawing a blank? Youkn asses and your crazy names. It's Brett show. Just everything show. Robert show. Robber show. No, Brent. God almighty. Brent. Where?

[F]

I mean, there's not. What's his name?

[C]

He's the GM of Brian Harris. Hang on. Now it's got me wondering what the hell I'm doing. Anyway, go in there and tell them whoever. Tell. Tell. Tell them I made the deal with you and they'll. They'll sell it to me and do the Internet with you.

[E]

Brett Bagley.

[C]

Bagley. My God. I. I bought a. I bought a. Yeah, he's Brett Bagley. Go. Go down there and see Brent Bagley at Brian Harris in. They'll do the deal. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Ted and Conroe. Oh, so you got a 04F150 stage one roush with 200,000 miles.

[G]

Y.

[C]

Man. Send me pictures of that one.

[A]

Yeah, okay.

[G]

Yeah, I can do that.

[C]

Yeah, do that. Give me the vin.com. load that up. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. So Baker's California starts. They've been recording us. Good morning, California. Good morning, Las Vegas. California, Nevada, Texas, Arkansas, Oklahoma. Mississippi has not started yet. Colorado starts next week. Is that right, Bob?

[D]

I think so, yeah. Yeah. Denver's next week. We're gonna have people August 3rd.

[C]

Our guy is in a booth at the Raising Cane center in Baton Rouge today for the car show.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes.

[F]

Yeah. Rob is out there right now.

[C]

And we'll get into that a little bit and have him call in. I was supposed to go, couldn't make it.

[E]

And the stripper bus. Moments away, right?

[C]

Moments away.

[F]

20 minutes out.

[C]

20 minutes right back. The drama, the drama. You know, my old man always told me all I need is a woman that's very flexible with a good attitude. So I built a company around that principle. My name's John Clay Wolfe and givemetheven.com is extremely flexible and. And has a great attitude and fast. 60 seconds online. Get your bid. Get it now. We come to your house, we pick it up with a check. We invented this stuff. 25 years in the making. Givemetheven.com if I don't beat your CarMax offer, I owe you a hundred bucks. Pontiacs to Porsches, everything in between. We buy the big ones, buy the little ones. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[D]

Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear. Any man's working outdoors and this heat can tell you you don't want your ball peen hammer sticking to your nuts and bolts. And that's why you need the new peen pouch. It keeps your tool tucked away from your other parts, keeping it cool and dry all the scorching hot summer day long.

[C]

But what about us guys with smaller tools?

[D]

Well, little fella, you need the new peony pad. A soft, puffy sheepskin fluff treated with baby powder. So you are pokey Joe. Don't get any friction.

[C]

Are we still talking about tools here?

[D]

You and your hammer will have it made in the shade with a new beam pouch. Slide your hammer in today. That feels good. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring.

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DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness.

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And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

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Yeah, the peen pouch.

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Everybody ought to have one.

[C]

Eric in Washington D.C. hang tight, I'm gonna take you in. Just a second. Pouch.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

I've been hearing a lot about those shorts that they're advertising that like have built in scenarios like compartmentalized man man parts like you were describing in the peen pouch. This is a real thing actually.

[D]

Keep your ball peen hammer cool and dry.

[C]

Eric. And dc, good morning.

[A]

Hey, how are you doing?

[C]

I'm good. Hey, I've got a question for you.

[G]

Good.

[C]

Do you, do you listen to DC101 also or just big 100?

[A]

101 as well?

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Which station should we be on? Should we be on this one or should we be on the other one?

[A]

I don't know. I like either one, honestly. You know, I'm driven there by the music they play and I, you know, I'm of the age where I, I like the 70s 80s type music.

[C]

Well, Howard Stern was on 101, made them famous and then Elliot's on there and he's that got same kind of thing going. And we're smart asses by design and I just didn't know if they tried to put me on 101 when we started there and I was going against it, but I'm wondering if this kind of talk, if you would expect it more on 101 than big 100 so we would fit better?

[A]

Possibly. Possibly.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean I'm not saying it's better, but it may be equally as good. But I like the station.

[C]

So an 07 BMW 55027000 miles, leather roof. What color?

[A]

It's silver with black interior.

[C]

Stick or automatic?

[A]

It is an automatic.

[C]

Okay. Does it have a clean carfax?

[A]

Yes, it does. Yeah, I, I bought it from the dealership a year ago. They got it in from the original buyer that had it all that time. So I was the second owner.

[C]

27000 miles on a 07?

[A]

Yep.

[C]

I'll be damn. So MMR on this thing is what the 44.75 and that's average auction Pricing. I know. What does it take to buy it?

[A]

Crazy though. I mean, you know, honestly, I paid up for it because of mileage. You know, I don't mind telling you I paid right under 13. I remember. I think like 12, 6 or 8 or something. I also though purchased a 3 year warranty that has 2 years left on it.

[C]

You can kick that back and get the money back. So just you'll get two thirds of that money back when you cancel it. What's it take to buy it?

[A]

That's right.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, I have it for sale locally and I was asking 115 with a warranty.

[C]

So what would you expect?

[A]

An indication I paid 20.

[C]

But you called me, you know, I can't. Well, three, three body style, old car. Yeah, I love the miles too, but.

[A]

I mean, yeah, that's true.

[C]

MMR is 4, 500. So double MMR would be 9,000. I'll probably give 8. It'd be twice the number.

[A]

All right.

[C]

I mean I, I get. We'll talk off air about it. I can't keep going about an old sbmw. Great Miles and does. But I mean if you offer a guy double if market is, you know, X and you offer double X and it's not going to be good enough. I don't know what else to do.

[E]

Nowhere else to go with that.

[C]

No.

[E]

Sorry. Love you.

[C]

Right. But, but.

[E]

All right. You know, as people have been talking this week about the folks that are attacking area 51 are supposed to get in a big group and go into Area 51. Actually a guy named Maddie Roberts started all this.

[C]

Hang on. Go to givemetheven.com I forgot to tell that fella, just take your car and the photos. Go to givemethevin.com we'll work on that. Goes for anybody else that likes to sell their car right now. Go to givemetheven.com it takes 45 seconds to load it in a couple of pictures. You can just put in your license plate if you don't have your VIN number, my computer will tell you what we'll pay immediately and a buyer will email you to negotiate any terms or you know, see if we can pay more than what the computer said, etc. And we'll come to your house and pick it up. If we don't beat a carmax, offer us and you check for 100 bucks.

[E]

Simple enough. Matty Roberts was the mastermind behind the storm area 51 thing. On Facebook, he released a message that may have surprised some of his dedicated followers of the cause. Yesterday, audio yeah, it was completely satire.

[F]

I tried to make it seem as much as a joke as I possibly could, but there's definitely some people that are taking it seriously. At what point did you realize, oh, wow, this is.

[C]

This is much bigger than I thought. Then people really are taking it seriously.

[F]

Once it got like past 500,000 people that were interested or going, I was just like, the FBI is going to.

[A]

Show up to my house.

[F]

And it got a little spooky from there.

[E]

So it was a total joke. And a lot of people really took it very, very seriously. Have you ever seen the videos of people that have tried to get into Area 51? They will shoot you. There's signs on the highway that say, if you go past this sign, you're open game.

[F]

What is the point?

[C]

What's the point?

[E]

Just, you know, people have nothing to.

[C]

Do with the government and prove that they're hiding alien activity.

[E]

That's what you're gonna do.

[F]

No, they're hiding weapons that they're building that they don't want anybody else to know about.

[E]

Of course.

[F]

Come on. Idiots.

[D]

Well, there's such a, Such a thing as, you know, classified military operations. Yes.

[E]

And a bunch of unprepared people are gonna storm that building.

[D]

I don't know. But the urban, the urban legends that have been built up around it ever since Roswell, you know, I mean, Area 51, that's. That's where the. That's where the craft is. That's where the alien bodies.

[E]

That's why they kept it all, man.

[D]

The flux capacitor was invented.

[E]

Have you ever seen Roswell or been there?

[G]

No.

[E]

It's literally a tourist stop with that T shirt shop.

[C]

I'm still telling you, though. I still. I made this position earlier in the show. Remember podcast listeners, we put out a. We do five hours a show on Saturday. You can grab the podcast@john claywolf.com. it goes up about 2 o' clock without commercials. You can also stream us when we lose a station here. There. You can stream us at John Clay Wolf. There's a stream right there. But earlier today I said, we need to build more nuclear power plants. We need more nukes to offset this.

[E]

I looked it up. We haven't built any in 30 years. But the ones that we do have are still functioning.

[C]

Global warming is coming in. My solution to global warming is more nuclear power plants, more nukes. And I think we need to protest in Washington to let everybody know, because if we brought in more nukes.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Then we could have more air conditioning.

[D]

Right.

[C]

If we had more air conditioning then that would offset global warming and more power. Like if the ocean starts rising because of global warming, we could run bigger pumps. Right.

[D]

You put them in Nebraska and Kansas and Iowa. Places where there's nothing to look at.

[C]

Right. Big indoor buildings, lots of air. Air conditioning is a great thing.

[D]

Right. Screw the China syndrome.

[C]

Right? I mean, that whole. That whole tsunami deal. I mean, when's the last time America got hit with a tsunami? That's just for them Orientals. He's not a hater.

[F]

He's a Texan.

[C]

He's the accidental race getting no damn tsunami over here. And if we do build nuclear reactors, we don't need to be building them on the coast.

[G]

Right.

[C]

We need to build them deep in the heartland of America so that they're protected from things like tsunamis.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Don't put them in Oklahoma. Well, I mean, go ahead. Because if one spilled over and it got rid of all the meth heads. Because if you had a nuclear. If you had a nuclear reactor spill over in Oklahoma, you know, them damn trailer park methods would run to that site and try to get high off of it.

[E]

No, no.

[D]

But on the positive side, if anybody could maintain a bunch of nuclear power plants, it's the fine people of Oklahoma.

[C]

They're talented in the engineering category.

[D]

Absolutely.

[C]

I sold a house this weekend and I had to. I had to sign off that there was never any meth baked in it.

[F]

Really?

[C]

On the home disclosure you, like, had to talk about, you had to sign off that it didn't have a meth lab in it.

[D]

Is that the house or the whole property?

[C]

I don't know.

[E]

Is that a standard?

[C]

When I was signing off on disclosures, there was a methamphetamine lab question. Did you have a meth lab in here? No, I don't think so, but I need to ask my children.

[D]

You answered it?

[C]

No, I did.

[D]

Okay. I have nothing to say.

[E]

I just looked it up. There's a meth. A meth for. Yeah, meth clause.

[D]

There is.

[E]

Purchasing vehicle. I know, I know. I'm not vehicle.

[C]

Is it just in the Southern states?

[E]

It just says everywhere, huh?

[D]

Yeah, no, it's part of, like, I bought a house four or five years ago and that's part of the paperwork.

[C]

They pump all the oil into Cushing, Oklahoma, so it's already an energy capital. Why don't we just build a lot of nuclear reactors in Oklahoma?

[D]

Right.

[C]

And then they can pump it out across the country.

[D]

Outside of pro basketball season, they got.

[C]

Nothing to do Oklahoma. I mean, those Tornadoes, they're not going to bust a nuclear reactor. Them thing are tough action. When the tornadoes come through Oklahoma, they could act as shelters for the general populace that live in the trailer parks.

[D]

Right.

[C]

So if they built the nuclear reactors near the trailer parks, then it would save lives because the trailer park people could run to the nuclear reactors and get inside those concrete domes to save themselves.

[E]

Great idea. And Oklahoma is one of the 19 states that does not currently have a nuclear power plant.

[D]

See, there you go.

[C]

But they've got Indian casinos, of course, and they've got a tax on Indian casinos that could help fund all of this. See, we're putting all this thing. The Indians are coming back, man.

[D]

They do nothing but creating jobs is what you're doing.

[C]

I like it in cold air. In cold air. That's the platform makes the world go around. Our platform about all this is cold air. That stripper bus is coming in. Does it have cold air there? I hope so. It's coming in from Oklahoma. So you never know. I mean, what percentage of the cars in Oklahoma have the air out in them? A third?

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

This bus has probably got dull ac units, you know, keeping it cool.

[C]

It's probably got a section cut out the ass end of it with those window units hung in there with supply boards. Yeah, we'll get to that and more. Unobito, por favor. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the air for. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN.com.

[B]

We'll be right back. More of the John clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com. coming up.

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Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[F]

Yeah.

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And now back to the John clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[A]

Hit him up now.

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800, 800 radio now.

[C]

Time out, jerky.

[B]

John clay wolf.

[C]

So the stripper bus from Oklahoma made it.

[F]

Yes. I'M getting photos of our. Give me the VIN employees dancing on the pole.

[C]

Already on the stripper bus, the 1995 MCI that's been converted to a rolling strip club.

[F]

The first photo I get is. Oh, no, I'm sorry. This is McLovin on the pole. Yeah, McLovin center stage.

[C]

McLovin it, Shannon. Moo.

[E]

Where are my hell razors?

[C]

So we've got Rob Ball at the Raising Cane center in Baton Rouge right now at a booth. So, you know, let's. Let's. Let's wake him up. So give away the next. The next. Well, there's Rob already. Hello? Hey, Rob, you there?

[A]

Yes, sir. What's going on?

[C]

Should we give some shirts away or something to let them know that you're there?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, man. We got plenty of shirts over here at 10 o'. Clock. So, I mean, what do you think about 1031st? First couple guys get the free one.

[C]

No, you got to be more specific. You said it opens at 10 o'. Clock.

[A]

Yes, sir. They're opening the doors at 10. Is that right, Chris?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay, well, then call the. Oh, yeah. So we'll do the. The A. At 10 o'. Clock. The first. First three guys. First three people to find you, and you'll give them a free sell that T shirt. And I sent down some signed slicks for the black and whites for fans, for show fans. So y' all find Robin. If anybody wants to sell their car today in person down there, go to that car show. What's it called? Called.

[A]

It's Land and Cams. Right here at the Raising Canes River Center. And we're right here by the bar and the concessions. Y' all come up and see us.

[C]

Okay, cool. The bar. The bar in Louisiana. Go figure. All right, 800-807-234. Now we have this bus, and we were talking about going down there. Do we want to do the show from there? Ah, do we want to drive down? Ah, it's a long way. Do we want to fly down? Ah, that's expensive. So I bailed out, but we had this bus. Why didn't we take this bus?

[F]

Because we just got here, that's why.

[C]

Yeah, if we left now, it takes six hours to get there. Maybe seven, actually. I don't.

[F]

There's no productivity going down. And give me the vin.com. right now I'm getting inundated with these photos of buyers on these strip poles.

[E]

Nobody's working.

[F]

The hell, guys, I mean, this is just ridiculous.

[C]

I met a guy yesterday that owns a Lot of strip clubs. I wonder if he had a. If you're listening, text me and maybe if you want to send some gals over, maybe we should put a rolling party together. Oh you know, if. If I was a. Not already. If I wasn't a grown ass man with kids in my own business with an entrepreneurial flair, I would buy this bus and take it out to Midland, Odessa. Oh yeah, and start a rolling nightclub. Pull it up to the sites. Sure. Those Hoovervilles where all the guys live. I mean it's. It is two poles Stages. It's ridiculous how they built this thing out. It's got one use and one use only. It's worthless for anything else.

[E]

Yeah. So cool.

[F]

So you have to have a permit, I guess.

[C]

Well, he said you have to have a lewd activity permit or a sexually oriented business permit. But like I was talking to the guy with the strip clubs. He said, you know, we could use it for like private deal for. You could pull it up at a club and like if a ball player was coming in or celebrity. And he said if it's on property. Cuz the property has the license and it has to be an address and each place has to have their own license. So I don't know. Or you can just wing it.

[F]

So we need to get some girls up here, just test it. Is that what you're saying?

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

I'm not. I'm. I'm just going to watch all this unfold. I'm not going to be a part of it.

[F]

I mean, it's an interesting theory. I don't know. Jd. Can. Can girls come up?

[D]

Oh, wait a minute.

[F]

Radio show?

[D]

Never. We've got. We've got a couple of buyers.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Downstairs. We've got a perfectly good human resources director.

[E]

There. We do.

[C]

So you think our HR lady should. Should do a pole dance?

[D]

Absolutely. We got a whole office full of accounting.

[C]

That girl with all the tats on the backs of her thighs, she has had to hung off one of those before. Surely you cannot have big ribbons tattooed on the backs of your thighs without having those pressed against the stripper pole at one point in your career.

[G]

That's what those.

[C]

Impossible.

[D]

That's what those are for.

[C]

They're to tie you onto the stripper pole.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

So you don't fall down. Yeah, that's what those ribbons tattooed on the backs of her thighs are.

[D]

I think maybe. All right, I think maybe. I think it's a good thing.

[F]

We'll have to find out. I mean, should we send pre K down here the next second.

[E]

Wait a minute. What a great. Wait, wait, wait. What if we shot up because he's been looking for a new video for one of his songs? What if we shot a video on the bus? Would that be. I've done over the Edge.

[C]

Y' all need to go over to Rick's in Fort Worth and have them roll out and do it there. You need to do it at a strip club if you're going to do a vid pre K, you need to have a galaxy. There's a place called Roxy's in Fort Worth that I know the owner, and he could hook you up.

[F]

Oh, yeah, I've been to Roxy's.

[C]

Is it rough? Is it rough?

[F]

Oh, it's. It's fun.

[C]

Is it rough?

[F]

It's.

[E]

It's full.

[C]

Like, on a scale. Like, full. What do you mean? What's that mean?

[F]

Full nude, baby.

[C]

Oh, okay. Oh, I didn't know. They show a little bit of everything.

[F]

I ain't mad at it.

[C]

Bad at it. So Roxy's is. Is full. Oh, wow.

[F]

Well, I mean, there's. Somebody's gonna have to.

[C]

Somebody's got to own those places.

[F]

Yeah, somebody's got to do that, right?

[C]

When I was talking to him about this, I almost asked that question, and I did not ask. So it's a full on. What's it cost to get in a full on? 20? Usually you have to bring your own, right?

[F]

Yeah, it's usually BYOB.

[C]

Yeah, well, he was talking about staying open till 4 and 5 in the morning. Huh. Did you see where that place got busted? Bucks? No.

[F]

Bucks got busted?

[C]

Yes. Coming down.

[F]

I don't know.

[C]

Maybe there was, like, lascivious, kind of like a robbery. Ironically, I watched Roadhouse last Sunday from 1988. Patrick Swayze and Wesley and the whole thing and how they're going to. You know, maybe there was a little bit of that going down at Bucks. Maybe Roxy's and Bucks are at it again, huh? Maybe Wesley was trying to get us 20%.

[D]

I mean, $13. Long Neck Beer is robbery to me, I think.

[C]

Hey, Alvin. A 2010 Fusion with 220,000 miles. I'm going to. I'm going to send you to a city far out in West Texas called El Paso. I'm going to El paso on a 220,000 mile. 2010 fusion.

[E]

Can I clarify something?

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Bucks did not get arrested. Six dancers that worked at Bucks did get arrested.

[C]

And I'd like to clarify something. Strippers out there listening. I want you to call in right now and Explain to me how the world works at strip clubs. Because this guy was trying to explain it to me and I got a little confused. I did not realize the payment system. Did you know they rent what a spot?

[F]

No.

[E]

Like a hairdresser.

[C]

Yes. Really? Exactly like a hairdresser. And if you want to work on this day, then you pay $10. If you want to work from 12 to 12 o' clock on Saturday, you pay a hundred dollars. If you want to work from 2 to 4am on Saturday, you pay 200. You rent your time slot and you're a contractor.

[D]

Yeah. You tip out. Yeah, tip out.

[C]

But it's not tip out, it's a fee.

[E]

No, it's a renting going in.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

Wow.

[C]

Stuff.

[E]

It makes more sense. You're going to make more money on a Friday night at 2am than you are.

[C]

He said 60% or 70% of the week's money is made on Saturday night. And he also said that right now in the make America great again and make America cool again economy. He's been in this business for 25 years and has never seen it so good. Never has he seen the strip club, but he's got five of them. The strip club business be this lucrative ever in his 25 years tells you what's going on. That's construction money at its best. My name's John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. If you want to call in, I'll bid your car, I'd like to buy it. Or if you want to comment on any of the stuff we've been talking about and yell at me or whatever, that's fine too. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234.

[B]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

[H]

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Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

Why is everybody so unreasonable today?

[A]

I had to go get my pimp.

[B]

Can call them toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO.

[D]

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

[B]

Folks, this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

So Rob Ball is at the Raisin Cane center in Baton Rouge at the car show. We've got a booth set up down there. And he's giving away. Sell that T shirts and bidding. People's buying people's cars down there. Marshall, Texas, who's. Good morning. You're on the air.

[A]

Yes, sir. I got a car I'm going to fail.

[C]

What you got?

[A]

I've got a 2006 Cadillac DTS127,000. Real clean leather interior.

[C]

$1500. $1500. $1500. Go to give the vin.com and load it up and we'll buy it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[F]

So pre K, just head down to the bus, the stripper bus.

[E]

I just put pictures up on the John Clay Wolf show page on Facebook of the bus. One interior shot, and that's all you're gonna need to see.

[C]

I thought y' all were making this up when you said, we bought this.

[E]

I did, too.

[C]

And Big's like, they'll be here. They'll be here. I'm like, they're not coming here. Yeah, they're here now. So we bought. We bought a rolling strip club.

[E]

It's a rolling. It literally is a run strip club. From the outside, it looks like any other tour bus you wouldn't know. But from the inside.

[C]

There's Pre K. He's on line one. Pre K. What you got, Pre K. Yo, yo, what you got?

[A]

Hey, they're. They're moving the bus right now. I'm looking at it right now. It looks pretty inconspicuous on the outside.

[F]

But I'm gonna hop in and see whether.

[C]

Have you seen the inside yet?

[A]

I've seen pictures.

[C]

I haven't.

[A]

I'm not in it yet. They're moving it right now.

[C]

Okay, well, call me back when I put you on hold. When they're in it, when I. I think it's pretty. I think it's. I think it's a camouflaged for a reason. I think it looks like a Tejano family. It looks like Selena's tour bus on the outside.

[E]

Exactly.

[A]

Oh, yeah. This thing will definitely roll.

[C]

It looks like a mariachi.

[F]

Once I'm in it.

[C]

It looks like a mariachi band's fixed to roll out of it from the outside. And then you open it up and you feel like. You feel like you're in the lodge. All right. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? Hello?

[A]

Hello?

[C]

Yeah. What you got? You're on the air. Bud Talk. Bye. God almighty. Hello, you're on the air. You're off. 800-800-72348. Well, I, I said I needed a phone screen. I don't have one. So this is what's happening. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[E]

Yes, let's see here. Well, during a FOX News interview this week, John Stewart, who's been a big, big supporter, of course, of the 911 first responders, tore into Kentucky Senator Rand Paul for blocking the passage of a bill to approve long term funding for 911 responders.

[C]

At some point we have to stand up for the people who have always stood up for us and at this moment in time maybe cannot stand up for themselves due to their illnesses and their injuries. And what Rand Paul did today on the Senate was outrageous. He is a guy that put us in hundreds of billions. He was 50 vote on that.

[E]

And now he's going to tell us.

[C]

That a billion dollars a year over 10 years is just too much for us to handle.

[E]

He's been such an outspoken proponent.

[C]

I got a question.

[E]

Sure.

[C]

Who in the prepping world of producing this show thought that that was going to be entertaining for our listeners? Because that could be the worst audio clip and story that I've ever seen you guys do. Okay, that's, was it you or Bob?

[E]

That's Bob. Okay, that's top of my news.

[C]

So, so he, he thought this was Charlie. I mean, call me, tell me if I'm wrong. If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

[F]

Well, we went from talking about a strip club bus to 911 rescue guys not getting funds.

[C]

I mean.

[E]

Yeah, that's just the new story I pulled was Bud Light is joining with the latest Hubbub on Area 51.

[C]

Well, when I pointed to you to pull a news story up, why didn't you do that instead of the dead, the dog dying deal?

[F]

I mean that was hell.

[C]

JD And Bob O too. I mean I don't need dead ass sound clips like that Jon Stewart, screw him. He's boring anyway. I mean if he did something funny, that's one thing. But right, you got Jon Stewart and Rand Paul and you know, deceased fireman. That's not very uplifting, entertaining content.

[F]

So JD probably point that out. Try the Bush party. I think that's probably a lot more interesting.

[C]

Why don't you just not try anything? We'll just talk to pre K. Prekay. What Are you doing?

[A]

Hey, what's up, baby? I'm getting in this bus right now. Let's see.

[F]

Got my boy Big Aaron over here.

[C]

Okay. Oh, it's, it's, it's. Yes. Oh, this thing is deep. Okay. Yeah, this thing is like a real.

[A]

Club up in this bad boy.

[C]

Yeah. Can you Facebook it live onto the John Clay Wolf show? Are you an admin for the show page?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, for show. Let me, let me see what I can do and then do that.

[C]

You can dump me on. Facebook it live and show it to everybody else. All right, bye.

[E]

All right.

[C]

For sure.

[F]

He's feeling it already. He walked in there.

[C]

Yeah. He started getting the wiggle.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, good morning. You're on the air. Is it shows Michael McDonald again? What the hell are you doing? Michael McDonald.

[A]

We gotta keep these dances rolling.

[C]

We gotta keep these dancers rolling.

[E]

Is he part of this tour bus thing that we're.

[C]

Michael McDonald, are you here?

[A]

I've been driving your stripper bus, baby.

[C]

Michael McDonald is the driver of our rolling strip club bus. Okay, well, that makes sense. I mean, you're part of the Doobie Brothers now. You're part of the Stripper Brothers. Did y' all have a bus back in the day? You know, back in the day, I.

[A]

Drove the Dubit Brothers bus. Yeah, baby. So I traded the brothers for strippers. Now it's a stripper bus, baby.

[C]

All makes perfect sense.

[E]

Makes sense. He's been sober over 30 years, so he's apparently the designated driver.

[C]

That does make sense. And you've got. Do you have your CDL, Michael McDonald's? I got my CDL.

[A]

I got some CDB. Gonna rub it on my tired hands, baby.

[C]

He's gonna rub the CBD on his tired hands so that he can preserve his CDL. Well, Michael McDonald's, this is great news. So we're going out tonight and you're driving, huh? Hey, you know, I've got four children, young children, and a wife and her mother and her husband and her sister and brother in town. So there's 10 of us. And I was thinking about taking the stripper bus and loading them all up in the morning and going to church. Michael, if you go out tonight with all the. Gimme the vin guys and girls, can you pull an all nighter and take my family to church in the stripper bus tomorrow.

[A]

For the price of 8.995?

[F]

Wow.

[A]

That's a deal.

[C]

Okay. Okay, we'll do it. It's a deal. Always love Hearing from Michael McDonald. Thanks, Mike. And be careful. And we'll see a little bit. Jeff and Austin, good morning.

[A]

What's up man?

[C]

Just working, talking hospital.

[F]

You do.

[A]

Hey, I just wanted to bring this to your attention, man. You got a lot of copycats. You got a Nissan dealership in Houston specifically saying if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will give you a hundred bucks.

[C]

Oh yeah? Well here's the deal. There are a bunch of posers and I had a, I had a. Yeah, there are. And that's fine. We're so easy. It's all we do. All those guys, they that sell cars that advertise that they buy cars. What they want to do is get you into the trap, get you on a salesman, put you in a headlock, try to sell you something. So people, the reason our deal works better is because we don't sell anything to the public. And people know that they're not going to get into that. They trust that they can. It's a one way street. We're not going to try to slide them a jimmy. So I don't, I'm the, the posers, they, they never last. I've been seeing this for a long time and I appreciate the heads up though. Give me the VIN.com. we are America's used car buyer. We do it online and we make it easy. You don't have to talk to anybody. Bada bing, bada boom. Get a bid, show up at your house, get a check. You can do it all through the computer or most of them want to start there and get the number done and then talk to a real life person and walk them through the steps, make sure everything's legit. And it is. Go to givemetheven.com reviews. Just, just type in Google. Give me the VIN reviews.

[F]

Well, there's a.

[C]

You won't have to hear me tell anything else.

[F]

Well, there's a company that doesn't have live people that advertises actually during the show, which is odd that they're allowed to do that but they actually are trying to copy the same thing.

[C]

Oh yeah, yeah, they're trying. They have, but their numbers are wrong. They don't know. They're, they're, they're. Anyway, they don't know how to build the cars. Right. So anyway, I don't know. Houston, good morning. You're there.

[A]

Yeah, I got a 2000am General Hummer.

[C]

Honey. Miles.

[A]

I'm sitting at like 90,000.

[C]

And is it a government issued Humvee that's been converted to street or is it a Hummer H1?

[A]

It no, it's the Hummer H1 Diesel or gas? Diesel.

[C]

And is it a wagon or a truck? And is it a soft top or hard top?

[A]

It's the wagon with the enclosed back.

[C]

So We've got a 2000 model Hummer H1 Diesel. Is it a Duramax or a Caterpillar diesel?

[A]

No, it's the original engine.

[C]

I thought that was in 2000. That was a Durham accident, wasn't it?

[A]

No, the Duramax was the 2006 Alpha.

[C]

Okay, average, rough or clean. And on a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it? The.

[A]

I'd say it's average. I've got a set of light bars all around the top, front and back.

[C]

What color?

[A]

It's dark green.

[C]

Does 20 grand buy it?

[A]

Oh, no, no, no. That's way too low.

[C]

Does 25 grand buy it?

[A]

No, I bought it for more than that.

[C]

Does 30 grand buy it?

[A]

I'm looking. No, I'm looking at like 70.

[C]

No, you're stoned off your ass.

[D]

Damn.

[C]

I mean, is it Alpha?

[A]

No, it's not the Alpha.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I gave 115 for a. For a 15, 000 mile alpha. Yeah, yeah. And I gave 120, 20 for a short mile alpha. You. I. I've sold this. I mean, I sold a 40,000 mile truck just like you're talking about for 42 grand the other day. Yours got 100 on it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Go drive it off a bridge and go kill yourself.

[D]

Hey.

[F]

Yeah, that's.

[D]

What's that?

[F]

I don't even know what to play.

[C]

Well, I mean, if somebody's gonna bid me $40,000 and tell me I'm wrong, I don't know when we're five grand off or ten grand off. Well, they say things like that to me.

[D]

Okay, what would Jon Stewart say?

[C]

I didn't. I didn't mean that to that fella. I'm being sarcastic. But the. The comments that we get back from people that don't like their bid, the emails, they say stuff like that. They say stuff like that. So I just decided to do it myself for one once.

[F]

But you apologize, so everything's okay?

[C]

Yeah, but it really didn't make me feel better. I feel worse. I'd like to apologize for the apology. All right, we'll figure all that out more when we get back. My name is Duck Wolf, and I probably just need to go home.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

This sounds awfully white Hit him up now.

[B]

800, 800 radio.

[F]

Yeah. These honkies are crazy.

[B]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[C]

I'm telling you, you got Van Halen, you've got Zeppelin. They're arguably the best two rock bands of all time. And had these guys finished their body of music, I don't know if they'd be 1, 2, or 3, but they had it.

[D]

Yeah. When you hear intro licks like that and you forget, like, Leonard Skynyrd wasn't just known for the Southern pride thing, the lyrical thing.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Musically, they were way ahead of people with their ability.

[G]

They.

[D]

They had a great chemistry in the studio, Right?

[C]

Yep. I mean, they got cut short. These two bands are talking to Halen and Zeppelin played for two decades. No Z. A decade and a half. Is that right? Yeah. Yeah. And Skynyrd got chopped off after about five years of coming out.

[D]

Four albums.

[C]

That's it.

[D]

That's the body of work. Four.

[C]

Four albums. All right, Russ and Marilyn, you've got a 2000 discovery with 76,000 miles on it. Does it have any rust?

[A]

No.

[C]

Okay. Does five grand not. Does five grand buy it?

[A]

That sounds pretty good there.

[C]

Then. Then load it into givemetheven.com and let's take a look. What part of Maryland do you live in?

[D]

I will.

[A]

Calvert county is south of annapolis. It's probably 30 minutes south of Annapolis.

[C]

What's the temperature up there today? I know. It's just a bear.

[A]

I'm looking at. I'm in my truck right now. It's 94 degrees and the heat index going to put us around 110 to 115.

[D]

There you go.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's ridiculous. It is nuts.

[C]

Do you think we need to create more nuclear reactors so we can have better air conditioning for the country?

[A]

We have one down not far from us. Cowboy Cliffs Nuclear Power Plant.

[C]

Well, I think they need more of that. More of that? We'll take the stripper bus and put it on tour. Doing protests for more nuclear reactors. All right.

[A]

Right on.

[C]

Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

Domingo has a Tom Brokaw impression. I don't want that. Domingo, go reload and come back.

[D]

You know, why don't you want.

[C]

Who wants to hear a Mexican do a Tom Brokaw impression?

[D]

Exactly. Everybody, Right? Am I crazy?

[C]

Domingo, real quick. Hit it. You there.

[A]

I was just trying to make a reply. Mexicans are apparently sending their children to the US Via Fed Max now.

[D]

You were right.

[F]

We never should have had that on there.

[C]

I should have stopped it before it started.

[D]

I tried Domingo. All right, you were right.

[G]

John.

[C]

Did Pre K get the video put on the show page?

[F]

Pre K, you got the video?

[C]

DJ Prek, did you put a face back live up on the show page?

[F]

The video of the stripper bus?

[C]

Good morning, Houston. Houston. Houston. Houston.

[D]

He's working.

[C]

Not Houston, but Houston. Y O U S T O N.

[F]

On the John Clay Wolf show page. I'm looking right now.

[D]

I see photos.

[F]

Yeah, I see photos, too. J.D.

[E]

Wait.

[D]

Nope.

[E]

There it is.

[F]

There's a video.

[C]

There's a video. Okay, good, good, good, good. Hey, DJ Pre K?

[F]

Yes.

[C]

Speaking of your many, many talents, what is our Brosetta Stone word of the day?

[F]

Aha. I'm glad you asked, man, because y' all know I gotta keep y' all up on all of the latest slanguistics, you know, Because I know y', all, you know, square crack of honkies.

[C]

Be.

[F]

Be needing me to let y' all know, okay? Clue you in. So you can sound cool, right? But our Brozetta Stone word of the day is. It's. It's a real Texas word, man. The word of the day is plex. Plex is in. You know who's next with plex? I can give y' all some synonyms and maybe say it in a rhyme as well, and y' all can guess. How about that?

[C]

I am completely lost.

[F]

Well, some synonyms include Anna or, you know, if you got some funk, you know? Or maybe I. I might give it away with this one.

[D]

But if you got beef.

[F]

Ah, you feel me?

[C]

So if you're packing a big Johnson, that's Plex.

[F]

I don't know where you took it with that one, John. That's not exactly what I mean.

[C]

Like big Johnson surfboards. Remember those stupid T shirts?

[D]

I think it's an infection.

[C]

I got the plex, if you know what plex is. Somebody calling to help me. 800, 800 radio.

[F]

I think I got it. Like flexing.

[C]

Well, somebody's from Houston, people. Houston's real ghetto. Houston. Good morning. You're on the air. You there? Hello? Yeah. What's plex? What's he talking about? You know.

[A]

Slacks. That's when you flex your muscles, I guess, huh?

[C]

I don't know. DJ. DJ. DJ. DJ. DJs, you're doing a bit. Stay with us.

[F]

What did he say? Flexing?

[C]

Yeah, he just said flexing. I mean.

[F]

Nah, that ain't it. It's a Plex with a P. Right, right, right, right.

[C]

Plex and it. Bob, do you have any guesses, cuz? I'm completely.

[F]

This is an infection.

[D]

It's like a disorder or. Or an infection.

[C]

Okay, Turley, do you already know?

[F]

No, I thought it was maybe flexing like, You're.

[C]

You're.

[F]

You're showing your muscle.

[C]

These are ghetto slang terms. Like, let's. Let's go through a couple of them that we've done in the past.

[F]

Pre K. Yeah, let's see.

[C]

We.

[F]

We did a thy last week.

[C]

Just some little hoe that ain't worth nothing. Just hanging around, being a little nothing of.

[D]

Or connected to that hoe over there.

[F]

Yes, yeah, yeah. There are many variations, you know.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

And the week before, we had fupa, you know, which was a. Definitely an educational, you know.

[D]

Yeah, I didn't realize that I had the FUPA until you told me what the FUPA was.

[C]

Above. Under.

[D]

Pubic area. Yeah.

[C]

And then what was. What was before that? You did a good one before that. Those are the first.

[F]

That was the first couple. This is only.

[C]

Was not the first one. The first one was. Gosh, I don't remember. Anyway, what is plex?

[F]

All right, y', all, I'll c. Clue y' all in.

[C]

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. We got a lot of people here calling in. Mark, what's plex? You know?

[A]

You talking to me?

[C]

Yeah. Do you know what plex is?

[A]

Yes, sir, man. Plex means, like, no beefing. It's like whenever, you know, down in Texas, man, down in Houston, we ain't about no Plex. And so if you're on the Rival gang or whatever, you ain't. You ain't, you know, you ain't tripping on another set. That's basically what it means.

[D]

I mean, what does that mean?

[C]

And Mark sounds like he's in a Dodge Diesel with a dip in his mouth. I mean, you. You might be another whitey blackie. Are you DJ Pre K's distant brother? This is odd. Hang on. Here's another one. Good morning. You're on the air. What's Plex?

[A]

Flex is when you got beef with somebody, you mad at somebody else, and you ready to fight. And I'm plexed up. Like, I'm really, really mad at this dude.

[C]

Okay, all right.

[F]

I could. I could see that.

[C]

Plex is. Is. I'm. I'm fixing to open a can of whip ass.

[D]

An issue of dissonance between rival factions.

[F]

Yup, yup, yup, man, them Houston callers, no day. No day slang, man. Plex is when you got beef, man. If you got plex, then we can handle it. You know young Pre k at that funky town Text quick to break them boys off if them boys got Plex.

[C]

You feel me? He's a poet.

[D]

I will stick with dissonance.

[C]

How did that go? D.J.

[F]

Do that again. You want me to say it again?

[C]

Yeah, I want to hear your lyrics.

[F]

Look, yom pre k at that funky town Tex quick to break them boys off if them boys got Plex.

[C]

Okay, all right, all right. And since you weigh all of about a buck 65, you just shoot people because you. Because, because you're damn sure not gonna whip anybody's ass.

[F]

Nah, I. I got a. I got a mama a knife, okay? A knife don't come tripping on me.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

Get poked up.

[C]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio, Virginia City, Nevada. Where is Virginia City, Nevada? You there, caller?

[A]

I have no idea.

[C]

Well, that's where it shows that you're calling from.

[A]

You talking to me?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. It just shows the source talking to me. Yeah.

[D]

Talking to me.

[C]

Talking to me. Talking to me. You talking to me? Yeah, I'm talking to you. You got something with me? You got Plex?

[D]

Showing Plex.

[F]

Look at that.

[C]

John's already using it. What you got, boss?

[A]

I have no idea.

[C]

All right, talk to me.

[A]

Hey, I got a seven, a 17 Ram quad cab, two wheel drive, white with the 20s, 34, 701 miles. Just turned it.

[C]

Cloth or leather?

[A]

Cloth.

[C]

22 grand.

[A]

Camera.

[C]

But just 22 grand. I think it's 22 grand. Go to my computer real quick. Go to givemetheven.com and put in the license plate. And then put in license plate number. Select Envy, assuming you're in Nevada. And it'll throw the number out immediately.

[A]

It's not right.

[C]

800-800-7234. That goes for anybody who wants to sell us their car. Just go to givemetheven.com. you put your license plate number in and the system will. We created this deal that'll do a reverse lookup on the DMV and pull the VIN out.

[G]

Sure.

[C]

So that you don't have to jack with putting the VIN in. Because putting a 17 digit VIN number is kind of a pain in the ass.

[E]

It is a pain.

[C]

Yeah, it's a bit of a pain in the ass.

[E]

But six digits on your plate work perfectly.

[C]

It's a little easier. So we tried to make it easier for us lazy people. Okay.

[G]

Perfectly.

[C]

Pre kindergarten graduate cusses. Oh, that's last week.

[E]

We have a funny lady walked into a 711 in San Antonio. She tried to play with, pay with a toy credit card. You know, like you get with a little child's playset. And I think she might have had a beer or two. It's not clear if she was on drugs or what, but she also tried to make a call on a toy phone.

[D]

She don't want to swipe the car.

[C]

Let me see that. Let me see that. It said LM smart.

[D]

That's. That's like a toys for Ty kind of car.

[A]

She's trying to swipe that to get some merchandise. I've been trying to tell her, swipe.

[C]

It swiping so you can see if you can get something up out of there. You can't swipe it. You look at that supplies hard, man. You know what I'm saying?

[D]

But she think it's a real credit card, man.

[C]

She out of control, man. Man, you know you can't swipe that, man. What about this one? It's the same girl. There's a debit card. It's not a real car.

[D]

That's what I'm trying to tell you.

[F]

Wow. She's trash.

[E]

Gone.

[D]

That video is. Is posted on the the Gun Clay Wolf show Facebook page, too. The poor woman just doesn't know.

[E]

Not a clue.

[C]

Rob Ball is at the Raising Cane center in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, with the Gimme the VIN Fun Times van. And he's got stickers, black and whites, that we signed from the studio of us and T shirts. The first three people that find him get a free sell that T shirt. And he's buying cars down there. So if you got a car you want to show him, he's our. He's our man about town. He. He works in the office at Give Me the Van in Baton Rouge.

[F]

He's got a booth set up.

[C]

You'll see it.

[F]

And it's right next to the bar. Makes it easy.

[C]

What?

[F]

No, the show's playing live right now, so. Hey, say hi to everybody, John.

[C]

Hi, everybody. In Raising Cane center at the. I forgot what it's called. The. The show's called slamming and jamming or something. Yes, but it was sold out, like, a couple of months ago, so it must have. I mean, it's obviously a success. We were gonna go down last weekend, but the fake hurricane did not blow us away, but it blew away the spirit of it. So they rebooked it for this week. That. That. That hurricane was a false alarm.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Barry slammed and cam. The car show slammed and cam.

[C]

Okay, now I understand slammed and cam's perfect. In Louis. Chris, L.A. has a 01 Excursion, 42 foot limo with 120,000 miles on. Hey, Chris, when you bought this thing, were you going to get it? Were you going to get into the limo business or are you in the limo business?

[A]

We, well, we have a. It's a personal limo, so we're not in the little business. We just have it to ride our kids around in Disney World. And we have, we make a little bit of money on it, but you know, that's not what it's, you know, is there just to have fun, you.

[C]

Know, is it diesel or gas?

[A]

If you give me the right. Have it and I'll buy a Hummer.

[C]

All right. All right. Oh, really? So you're a limo kind of guy. How old are your kids? Would you like our strip? Strip Strip rolling. Strip car. We can, we can trade out. Strip club bus. Strip club bus.

[A]

We got a daughter of 14 and a son that's 16.

[C]

Yeah, the son would appreciate it. I don't think the daughter. We need to do that, but. Well, I don't know. I mean, those things, man, these limos, they're not worth what you think they're worth. You probably know that after shopping for them.

[A]

I mean, it's a good limo, brother.

[C]

Yeah, I'm probably 10,000. Loaded up, loaded up into. Loaded up into. Give me the vin dot com. Scooby Grit of the Grit Boys.

[A]

What's up, man?

[C]

Not much. Scooby of Grit is Grit Boys a rap act?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, we came.

[F]

Yeah, we got a celebrity on the line, man.

[C]

Is he really?

[F]

Yeah, I've been listening to grip boys over 10, 15 years. Really? Yeah. Grip Boys is a big deal down in H town.

[C]

All right. I need to, I need to get. I need to get. Actually, go ahead.

[A]

I probably have one person you probably know that's on my album, John.

[C]

Who?

[A]

Travis Barker. I had him on my album.

[C]

I know a major release Drummer for Blink 182. I mean, who you think you're talking to?

[A]

Yes, sir. Yeah, man, I love your show, man. I don't know. I don't have no business listening to. Give me to you to your show every Saturday. But I end up finding myself.

[G]

Why not?

[A]

Why don't you have any business one day? It's, it's a great show, man. I like all the impressions. I like the jokes and it's so funny, you know what I mean?

[C]

Well, we've got, we've got, you know, we've got this. Hey, we got this rooster, he's got an attitude. You ever heard of him?

[A]

Yeah, I haven't heard the rooster.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. What's his name?

[E]

J.D.

[C]

Chuck McCluck? Norris. Cluck Norris. Norris. Cluck Norris. He's got an attitude. He thinks he's a badass. And he says he's got something to talk to you about. Cluck, cluck. What's your beef with. Why are you plexing on. On Scooby the Grip Boys?

[D]

I'm gonna. Give me a time. I'm fitting to tell you.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Who you got? Little man on the phone here?

[C]

Yes, yes, he's right there.

[D]

What's his name?

[C]

Scooby of the Grit Boys.

[D]

The rapper Grit Boys? Like Scooby Dooby Doo, the Grit Boys? Yes, the Grit Boy.

[C]

Grits and gravy.

[D]

Scooby Doo.

[E]

Me?

[C]

Grits and gravy?

[D]

Are you kidding my ass.

[C]

You're not kidding your ass.

[D]

I love me some Grit Boys. All my time when I was a little bitty rooster and I used to go out in the yard before I got about four months old before my daddy tried to kill me.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Teach me how to strut for them hens. Play medium Grit boys.

[A]

Where's Michael McDonald, man?

[D]

I grew up with them Grit Boys. Taught me how to be bad. Taught me how to be mean. But more than anything else, taught me how to be real.

[C]

Now, Scooby, you don't look like Bushwick Bill, do you?

[A]

Oh, no. But rest in peace to the legend, man. Now I don't look like a man. I know, man.

[C]

That was sad.

[A]

Go to my Facebook.

[C]

I love them. All right. Thanks for calling. I got.

[A]

All right, man.

[C]

This thing's screaming.

[A]

Damn that N.W.A. john.

[C]

Okay, he's right. Cool. Kicking ass. Hit that.

[A]

Shoo.

[C]

Be right back.

[B]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Coming up.

[I]

John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheVin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you? The family truck store that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[D]

Sell us your car. Gimmethevin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

Wes in Las Vegas. Good morning.

[A]

Hey, good morning. How are you?

[C]

I'm good. You know, I see this 94 Military Humvee. There's this deal. I need this deal. If anybody knows how I can get this deal. So there's this company called Griffin Tire and Battery and they've had the contract on these border patrol rigs for years. And they take them all to the auction, they lease them to the government and they buy them back and they take them all the auction, they sell them. The guy that made the deal died, but his wife still runs it. And I hear she's a real gravelly old gal and. But it's a, it's a government contract on these border patrol vehicles and I sure would like to bid on it. Yeah, because she's had this deal as long as I've been in the business anyway. Where'd you get yours? Did you buy it from her?

[A]

No, no, I got it off of Internet like Gov Planet. They're selling these surplus ones. These were all stateside humvees, usually for like a reservist. And so the one that I picked up got about 7,000 miles on it. I was, I bought it on the cheap, but I did have to put a new engine into it. So I got a rebuilt 6.5 liter diesel in that thing. And it, it is an unbelievable vehicle. I've had it for a little over a year. I've had it to be street legal in the state of Nevada. And so it's got a regular title on it, no problem at all.

[C]

Is it worth. I had one like this that had more miles on it and we gave $8,000 for it and sold it for nine. Yours is probably worth 12 or 15 because this sounds fresh. I don't know. What'd you pay for it before, before you put the engine in it?

[A]

Well, yeah, before I put the engine And I paid a 7, 500 plus, you know, shipping and all that other stuff that goes with it. And then you put the motor in it. And then I took out those old bench, you remember those old green beat up seats in there? And I put a couple. I put four highbacks into it and changed out the headlights to, you know, high definition lights.

[C]

Hey, take some pictures and load this thing into the website. Go to givemetheven.com. i want to look at it. Thank you for calling. I'm not sure is what I'm trying to say. What have you Got in the news. J.D.

[E]

Let'S see here. A police department in Loretto, Tennessee is asking residents to refrain from flushing their drugs like methamphetamines down the toilets to prevent meth gators.

[C]

Wait, wait, wait, Turley. I've got better music than that. In honor of our rapper call in a minute ago.

[D]

The meth gators.

[E]

Meth gators. In a Facebook post, Colorado Police Department wrote that on Saturday, police officers were executing a search warrant and the guy they were trying to arrest was flushing his drugs down the toilet. And they said, you know, you really can get some super aggressive gators if you do that. So please don't flush your meth or any of the.

[C]

So the gators eat the meth out of the sewer.

[E]

That's what the cops are saying.

[D]

And then they will steal your microwave. They just caught that gator up in Chicago, didn't they, Chance to the Chance the Snapper. Chance Snapper, they named him.

[F]

Was he on meth too?

[E]

A five foot alligator that sometimes somehow ended up in Chicago's Humboldt park has finally been caught. Chance the Snapper is his name as he came to be.

[C]

Sounds like a stripper name.

[E]

It does, doesn't it? It's actually a rapper's name. Had been on the loose in the park for almost a week. City officials say they caught Chance with the help of a Florida gator expert. One for Frank Robb, who has flown in Sunday just to do this job. Anchor Robin Mead had a kind of a playful headline with this.

[D]

I love Robin Mead.

[C]

I got breaking news on Chance the Stamper, the elusive Humboldt park lagoon alligator that has been, well, evading people trying to catch it for about a week now.

[F]

They have caught him overnight.

[C]

Yes. He's a hashtag.

[H]

Check it out.

[C]

Can you say people have their chance to snapper. And I'm putting on my little Midwest accent there. This has been my favorite story, mostly because nobody got hurt.

[F]

Right?

[C]

But still.

[E]

And then Chance the Rapper also had some inspirational words for his namesake.

[A]

Now he's saved.

[C]

He's okay. He's gonna be in a zoo. Do you have any words for Chance if he's watching? Oh, yeah, man. Keep your head up. They got you locked down. They can have your body, but they can't have your mind. Fantastic.

[E]

That was from Tonight Show.

[C]

You know what's so funny? I love the fact that guy called in that. That rapper. He's a real one. And the Mexican fella from the shop a few months ago. Yeah, yeah. The. The, like the real people that aren't. What am I trying to say people like to think we heard this racist crap for a long time.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And. And the real guys know that I'm so not that he's not a hater.

[F]

He's a Texan. Sure.

[C]

I'm like a black guy or Mexican guy. I mean, I'm like a culturally torn person in a white man delivery skin. And I was thinking about it. Am I out of time? God, I'm always out of time. I want to tell this story about this blues guy that I met when I was 19, not, you know, Uncle Roy. I did the Uncle Roy thing forever. And then obviously playing college football, you know, I was like the only white guy in the room.

[G]

Right, right.

[C]

But you just. You just pick up on all this stuff. But this blues guy named. I'll talk about him. His name's up Wilson. Robert Ely.

[D]

Got plenty of hour four left.

[G]

Good.

[C]

All right, we'll be right back.

[B]

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[I]

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[D]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

This racist tweet the President said and told a group of Democratic Americans. Congresswoman.

[A]

To go back where they came from.

[B]

Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[C]

Meanwhile, Milani was like, hey, I have to make it to leave.

[B]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

The best things in life are free.

[D]

That's what I want.

[C]

Good morning, everyone. Remember Baton Rouge, Louisiana? Good morning to you guys down there in the Canes center at the slammed and cammed car show. Sorry we couldn't make it this weekend. We were going to go last weekend and obviously they redid it. But I have Rob Ball there in a booth and next three people to run over there to his booth and you can grab a. Rob, go ahead and give him a. Give out three of those T shirts, the Sell that bitch T shirts.

[D]

But they have to say, we love JD Ryan on the John Clay Wolf Show.

[E]

Music provided by DJ Get Low at the Slammed and Cammed Car Show.

[C]

Oh, dj, you missed it. DJ Prek. We need to do that next time. Hey, Jared in Houston, 08XRX with 150,000 miles on it. I think it's worth 3,000. These Cadillacs, when they get big miles on them, they go to zero quickly. You there?

[A]

Ouch.

[C]

I know it. I hear you, man. I hear you. I hear you. What I was talking about earlier, it just reminded me that people get it. It's just about life experiences. I mean, so when we had the bars, when I was 19 years old over at TCU, my buddy Carter Coleman and I, we had Jack Ingram. Every Thursday night, he had just started. And he'd come over from Dallas and play every. Every Thursday night. And then Tuesday night, we started this blues thing.

[G]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. So Tuesday night was blues night at the Plaid Pig. And there's a lot of blues artists in Fort Worth. And there's this old place called the Bluebird Lounge in Como, which is right down the street from the. It's closed now.

[A]

Right.

[C]

But I got to. Cue me up, Turley.

[E]

You actually owned this bar? For those that don't know, I did. Yeah.

[C]

We were 19 years old, and you gotta bring it up a little.

[E]

Unbelievable.

[C]

And this guy here's. Bring it on up a little bit more. So this is Robert E. Lee.

[D]

Oh, Robert E. Lee.

[C]

I don't know if you remember that name. Not. Not E. Lee.

[D]

Not Joey. Robert E. Lee. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[F]

Not the guy you're thinking of.

[D]

No, no.

[C]

Robert E. Lee, Old black blues man. Yeah. And Up Wilson and Tone Sumner and Steve Meek. And it got to where they just left their stuff there. But every Tuesday night, they would come play, and I'd play drums with them. And he taught me how to play blues. And I remember up was like, you gotta feel it, boy. I see it in your hand. You know, he gave me the old talk, I see it in your hands. You got it, but you gotta close your eyes. You gotta feel it. You gotta feel it. And he was right. And once he told me that, like, showed me how to feel it. I could play it.

[G]

Really.

[C]

I could play it a lot better than I thought I could play it.

[D]

It's great stuff, but it was.

[C]

It was pretty neat.

[E]

You're a great drummer. I've seen you.

[C]

I'm not a great drummer. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm a decent drummer.

[G]

All right.

[C]

I know what a great drummer is. I am not a great Drummer, you're.

[D]

A great suck up.

[C]

I'm not, I'm not going to take that drum. Okay.

[E]

I don't, maybe, I don't know what a great drummer is.

[C]

Drummer is not me.

[E]

All right?

[C]

No, I, I, I respect the craft enough to know the difference between greatness and okay. But yeah, it, it, it was fun. What was sad? It's kind of a sad story to a. I guess all blues is a sad story, isn't it?

[E]

By definition.

[C]

So then like on Wednesday night, you know, the college crowd show up a little bit Thursday night through Saturdays, heavy on from 11 to 2, you know, and it would be from 2 to, from 12 to 2. We would be absolutely packed. Line out the door.

[E]

Sure.

[C]

And these guys would, they started coming in at like 1:45 in the morning just to play a few hits and run their tip jaw around. But you know what I found out they were doing? I hate to say it because I don't want to, I don't want to muddy the good story.

[E]

Oh, yeah, there's mud.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Not in a Blue Spot.

[C]

And Waters, they were coming by to raise a little crack money. Bottom line, I saw up out in the parking lot hitting that crack pipe and it broke my heart.

[D]

Well, they weren't trying to steal it.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no, no. These are published artists would go to Europe, have. They were more popular in Europe than they were here, but they were undone. I mean, they just, it's just part of what they're. Keith Richards, you know about this stuff.

[E]

Oh, does he ever.

[F]

Where's he at? Is he in the green room?

[E]

There he is.

[D]

All you think. Did you say gossip? Cocaine.

[A]

No.

[E]

You're sober now. Don't do it. Maybe not don't do it.

[D]

Especially the creek. He wants to start smoking crack.

[C]

But they'd come in and start like up. He'd start playing the guitar, swinging with one finger. He could play the guitar. Google him up on YouTube. Up Wilson guitar. You'll see exactly what I'm talking about. And he sits there and he plays the whole song with one hand. Wow. It's pretty cool the way he set his guitar up and all the, you know, the college crowd were just digging it up and just giving him money.

[E]

Sure.

[C]

And then they'd be gone.

[D]

Right. Talk about. You have to feel it.

[C]

You got to feel it. Feel it. You got to feel it.

[D]

If you play blues.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

Real roots rock and blues music for a living. That's feeling it, you know. Smoke little cocaine and we'd have Go home to your, your mama and he'd.

[C]

Have big mama, Big mama like, like Shirley from what's Happening Mama sitting out of. In front front of the bar on their nights, collecting the money. And it was. It was interesting.

[D]

You don't have to. You don't have to do cocaine to play the blues.

[C]

What do you have to do?

[D]

But you can't play the blues without cocaine.

[C]

What like that, Right.

[D]

It sounds like a double standard, but it's not. It's more like triple, triple standard. Because you can't. You can't play blues while you're doing cocaine. You can make cocaine money playing the blues.

[E]

Now I understand.

[D]

Save the cocaine for later.

[E]

Later.

[D]

Take it home to mama.

[C]

Take the cocaine home to mama.

[D]

Right.

[C]

Well, it killed them both. But they were all. They lived pretty old, so. But you know that, that was my. I mean this went on for a couple of years.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Every Tuesday night we'd have blues night. And then those guys, they just got so popular. They'd always start showing up at closing time if we didn't have a band do their thing and pick up a couple hundred bucks and head out. Yeah, it's like a couple of strippers hitting a bus in the parking lot. Car buying office, which we happen to have.

[D]

Man, a lot of showbiz is that way. You remember Heath Ledger died?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Right after they shot all the scenes for Dark Knight. You know, showbiz like that, you work too much. You're gone all the time. You know, how do you. How do you sleep? How do you get down and sleep. Sleep when you've been working like that? You know, it's bad old. The bad old handle, boys.

[E]

Europa Fall.

[D]

Yeah, well, that's. I mean, that's when I discovered Sugar bears. Like that's my drug. Put me right out.

[F]

What's Rush's drug? He's wanting to chime in here, Rush.

[C]

Come here, Rush. And when Rush and I, when we went yachting two weeks ago in Florida. Florida. I asked him about his secret. And he said the same thing that up Wilson and Robert Ely told me.

[D]

Who's wrong? The Keys having a sea fest and your.

[C]

He said, you gotta feel it, John. You just gotta feel it.

[D]

We had. But you do. You do.

[C]

Yeah, I.

[D]

By the way, just between you and me, while I've got you here on the isd and before we go on, I got my Speedo back. My Percocets were missing. So the. Your friend with a boat gonna have some splaining to do next year.

[C]

You have. You put a hell of a knock in that Gray Goose.

[D]

Oh, sure.

[G]

Look.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Just like you say, you have to feel it. Why? I felt that. I still kind of feel that he was still.

[C]

He was a little put out that it wasn't Tito's. I mean, I mean, can you really tell the difference between Tito's and Grey Goose? I mean, are you that big of a vodka snob, Rush?

[D]

Well, it's not being a snob. It's being knowledgeable about the process. Some vodkas are distilled four times.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Like absolute. It's perfectly good premium vodka. You want really good vodka. Buy the Great Goose. Fly with the Grey Goose. But that's that, you know, we used the same college.

[A]

What.

[D]

Why were the Grey goose you being.

[C]

Mr. All American, drinking French vodka?

[D]

That's what we do. And. And if you don't like the Grigors.

[G]

Right.

[D]

Go back where you came from, Milwaukee or whatever, as they say.

[C]

What did you think of Donald J. Trump's comment about go back where you came from to our elected senators? Well, House reps or whatever.

[D]

People should calm down. He's clearly being blatantly racist.

[C]

Of course.

[E]

Of course.

[D]

No, but that's the plan. That's the plan.

[E]

Oh, that's the plan.

[D]

What you do. Watch this. You have an ant bed in your lawn. Pour the andro in, and it takes, you know, three damn days before they carry it on down to the queen. The thing's gone. I pour gasoline down the hole, set it on fire. Okay, on fire. Problem solved. Immediately. When Donald J. Trump says these horrendous racist things, and they are. The Democrats go nuts, don't they? And they'll go so far. They'll so overcompensate for what he's done. They can't win an election. And so, I mean, it's obvious that we Republicans are all horrendous people, but not as horrendous as they get. When something like this hits the press, it's. It's an outstanding tactic.

[C]

Rush, you've got to take us out. And remember, if we lose you in a Houston or Dallas. Houston, jump over to 97.5 Dallas. Go to the stream@john claywolf.com. we lost D.C. a minute ago. Vegas, there's another state. Anyway, if we lose, you go to John Claywolf dot com. The podcast will be up at one o'.

[G]

Clock.

[C]

My name is John Clay Wolfe and I buy cars on the radio. Forgive me the vin.com.

[D]

If you lose me in Houston, just follow the Grey Goose with more John Clay Wolf after this.

[C]

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[D]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

A Florida man recently arrested for allegedly attempting to fight an officer told police that he drank 33 beers that night.

[B]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

Or as they call it in Florida, being the designated driver now.

[B]

John Clay Wolf.

[D]

Oh, That's a case. Plus nine.

[F]

33.

[D]

33 beers.

[F]

There's no way you would have.

[D]

What's your, what's your personal top?

[F]

Mine.

[D]

What's the most single 12 ounce beers you've ever drank?

[C]

What in my setting is a 24 hour period.

[D]

I just did in one setting.

[C]

1. Mine was probably a year ago when we had that party across the street and I sat there with Glenn.

[D]

Did you drink 12 or 15?

[C]

I probably had 22. It went from four to two. Got me. I'm just guessing.

[F]

Mine's 18. At a ball game. It was kind of was the bit.

[C]

But are those big ones or small?

[F]

No, no, they were right. They weren't the big ones. No.

[C]

But 18's a lot.

[F]

I was, I mean it was bad.

[C]

I had Thursday. I had 1, 2, 3, 4 plus 6. So I only had 10 in a pretty straight line. But it had me kind of. I felt pretty good. But. But the next day, yesterday, I felt pretty bad. JD I went and got in the pool.

[E]

I didn't do.

[C]

Hang on. I got a funny story. I went, got in the pool about. I look, I looked at my watch and it was 1am and I felt really good. I didn't want to go to bed.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

And I got in the pool. I just sat there for an hour.

[E]

Isn't that great?

[C]

And then I got out and I walked into the bedroom because our. There's a bedroom door. I mean you can get to the bedroom, right? Off the pool. And I hit this little rug, little oriental rug in the door. It's on top of hardwood floor, and it slipped.

[F]

Oh, no.

[C]

And I went to trying to save it, and I did. I saved it, man. But I took the blinds down.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, I was reaching for stuff, and my wife was watching this, and she's like, you look like you're dancing, dude. I mean, I was all over the place. And I hung up. The door slung open. I'm on the door, and I slide in with the door that I grab on the blinds. I'm all over the place. I saved it. I was so excited about my saved.

[F]

I'm not drunk, baby.

[C]

They cost about 200 in blinds.

[E]

Take those old records off, but damn.

[C]

It, I didn't go down.

[D]

That's 22 beers. You lay in the pool, and you were going to fall down anyway. That pool. That pool will loosen you right up.

[C]

And you can't walk right.

[G]

Love it.

[D]

I think my top is probably, like, 16. Me and two friends drank two cases once. That's 48 beers.

[C]

Well, you cannot drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning.

[D]

Amen.

[C]

And we learned that in the great state of Louisiana. And I hope you guys at Slammed and Cam are having fun. If. If you are, if you need a little hair of the dog, you can walk over to the booth there and grab one of those Sell that bitch energy drinks from Rob Ball. It'll straighten you right out. Ooh, ooh.

[D]

I got one chilling in the refrigerator. I was gonna drink it on the program.

[C]

Oh, go grab it.

[D]

See how that goes.

[F]

I've not tasted it. I've heard good things about it.

[D]

We ready now?

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, we were gonna sell them, and I think we are, but the cost of them so expensive that, I mean, just sell them for cost is stupid mean. They're like $4 a can.

[E]

Oh, that's high.

[C]

They're like, no, they're like three. I was like, mark them up 25% and put them on the website. She's like. She showed me per can, what they cost. So we mark it up. It'd be like, $4 a can. Like, you can't. What is.

[F]

No, it's like two bucks. Red Bull. You get for two for four.

[C]

I'm a value guy.

[E]

Yeah, that's cost point.

[C]

I don't want to overcharge for something.

[F]

But, yeah, I get you there.

[C]

I get you there.

[F]

But it's a novelty.

[C]

Novelty.

[F]

It's as cool.

[E]

It's a novelty, and people will Pay that one off.

[C]

Well, there's people that are like in. In sales businesses that wanted to buy a case for like their sales meetings, so.

[G]

You do.

[C]

But I mean, it's just the map. I mean it's like 75 a case.

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

But I guess my feeling is if I'm gonna get away with charging 75 a case, I want to make something. So really I just need to buy them cheaper. So I sent an email to the guy that supplies me, like, hey man, this is too much.

[E]

Right?

[C]

Like we got a lot of people that want these and I need to. We need to get real. We going through a middle guy though. He's got the hookup and they got the hookup. Everybody's got the hookup. Bump, bump, Right. I'm getting the bump bump now.

[F]

Is there a mixer with this Babo?

[D]

I've got a.

[C]

We got ringtones on the website too. So if you go to merch.

[D]

You guys ever seen these?

[C]

Hang on. If you go to merch on the John Clay Wolf show. Facebook, John Clay, John Clay Wolf.com merch button. And we've got ringtones, T shirts, stickers, all that crap. And we're gonna have the sell that drink some when I. When I get them repriced.

[F]

So.

[C]

So Bobo, you're fixing to drink $4 worth of energy drink. Hangover helper.

[D]

I've got. Just in case. It's terrible and I need a chaser. I've got a umax mango nectar.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

What our friends the roofers drink when they're working outside.

[C]

I think that your. Your synopsis is going to be it's taste especially suspiciously similar to Red Bull.

[D]

Should I shake it?

[F]

No, no, no, no. Don't shake it, don't shake it.

[C]

It'll go all over you like a. Like the end of a porno flick.

[D]

You just chug it. Listen, if. Seriously if I trip out.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm not allergic to anything, but do keep my undies. Okay?

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Thanks.

[F]

The whole can?

[C]

Well, you don't have to slam it. Dude, it's not a beer. Oh, I thought I was supposed to.

[D]

Tasty.

[C]

What's it taste like?

[D]

Tastes kind of like one of those natural light natter days. No, it tastes like sweet tarts.

[C]

Let me see.

[D]

It's really delicious. That's really delicious.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Is it fun sweet?

[F]

It does. Yeah. It has a sweet tartan. That's a great comparison. Yeah.

[E]

Thank you.

[C]

This is like doing communion at the Catholic church. Everybody drinks out of the same air off. Now, you know the blood of Christ, right? The Body of salvation. Here you go, J.

[E]

The blood of Christ. To me it's like Red Bull. You're right.

[C]

Well, put some vodka in it, Jade.

[F]

It's a little more sour. Yeah, see, that would. Whoa, that's what it's missing.

[D]

That would be kicker.

[C]

You drink it half down, then fill the other half with vodka and you're set.

[D]

Yeah, that's good stuff, man.

[E]

It really is good.

[F]

The can is great. Says sell that energy juice.

[E]

Yeah, energy juice.

[G]

So.

[D]

Dominus probiscus Doug in Bel Air, Texas.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

Good morning, sir.

[B]

How are you?

[C]

Good, good. Let me look at something here. I had it a minute ago. I had you pulled up already. I guess I'm just gonna do it off the top of my head. It's a 11 Acura MDX. 100,000 miles. What color?

[A]

Gray.

[C]

How much more than 9,000 is it?

[A]

How much more than 9,000? You mean 99,000 in terms of miles?

[C]

No, I'll pay $9,000.

[A]

Oh, okay. Do I get to convey my disappointment or should I not?

[C]

Well, I mean, you've got a hundred thousand mile. 11 Acura MDX with a tech package. I'm assuming it's a clean Carfax. Why are you disappointed?

[A]

Well, you're literally the lowest of everywhere I've been so far.

[C]

You might have a really nice one. See, and I can't tell that by, by just being on the radio. So have you been to CarMax yet?

[A]

I have been to CarMax.

[C]

And what, what did their printed letter say?

[A]

Their printed letter is 9500. And even they are low compared to what the dealer is trying to give me.

[C]

Okay, but you have a trade in tax credit at the dealer and they can play a little game. So you're correct. Put me down. If CarMax is 9500 and they saw it and they sniffed the seats and licked the paint on it, they got to see it. Put me down for 10,000. Yes, and if you're a straight seller, I'll get 10,000. If you're trade in, you know, you're going to go with the dealership anyway because you're going to get a tax credit.

[A]

Right. So how does that work? Like only the dealer can give the tax credit? Is that the idea?

[C]

Well, it. I could give a tax credit if you were buying something from me, but unfortunately or fortunately, my health, I don't sell to the public because if I did, it would create a whole nother hodgepodge of confusion.

[A]

But yeah, can give you that credit.

[C]

Yeah, but no trading it in now. You can also. We will do an in and out with any dealership where they can use our number and wholesale it to us and get you your tax credit. It's six and a quarter percent in tax credit in different areas. It's different amounts of money. In California, there's no trade in tax credit. Delaware, no trade in tax credit. Louisiana, it's like. I forgot what the. It changes state by state. But what it is is it's a law that was put into rule by rich car dealers. Imagine that. And they control the market that way. But in California, thank goodness, right, they're liberal. And they knocked off the rich car dealers and gave it. So when we're bidding against a dealer in California's apples. Apples. And that's why we got to get our ass out there and grow this thing in California.

[A]

Right. So is there any way that I can get the tax credit from you with that, with that in n out thing that you mentioned? Any way to get a tax credit from you if I'm not buying it from you?

[C]

Yes, but we have to pass the paperwork through the dealership that you're buying it. If it's Joe's note lot or I see or anywhere, autonation, they will take my bid. You just, just, just call us and we will do the in and out and I'll buy it from them on paper for $10,000. So I'll pick the cart from you and I'll give you a document to go to them. And then you go to them and they do the in and out. And your net effect is you got more money for it from me and you got their tax credit for the state. It's just sales tax, what it is. All right? There's enough of that. You're making me confused. You're making. This is why I don't like the retail business.

[E]

Business, Right.

[C]

It's hard enough to get. We have 520 cars numbered for next Wednesday's auction.

[F]

600 by the end of the month for sure.

[C]

Right? Yeah.

[F]

The promo sale.

[C]

Yeah, we're having a promo sale July 31st where the stripper bus will be there at the Dallas Auto auction.

[E]

Are we selling it or are we just doing a show?

[C]

No, we're gonna sell it.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

We're gonna sell that. Absolutely.

[G]

Wow.

[F]

What do you think we're gonna do with it?

[E]

Keep it in park party. I know you guys.

[F]

You know how many people would get in trouble?

[C]

All of them.

[E]

The answer is all of them.

[F]

I don't even want it over after tonight.

[C]

Are you going out on it tonight.

[F]

I don't know. I don't know. Anybody could drive it. I'm not. I'm not.

[C]

Michael McDonald's driving it. He drove the Doobie Brothers around for decades.

[F]

So I told my wife, I was like, yeah, you know, we're. We're gonna have this bus coming in. And she's like, who bought it and where are you going tonight? Like, I didn't say I was going anywhere tonight. And it. I just said this bus was bought by givethevin.com. one of the managers got it and, you know, it's. We're gonna look at it, you know, just see what it's like.

[C]

Now she works, and I won't say the word, I won't say where, but she works at a very ritzy. She manages a very ritzy massage parlor. It's not a massage parlor. It's a spa. It's a spa. Yes, but does she ever have any stories of people coming in there? Expecting more like Chinese people is what I'm. I'm thinking of.

[F]

Not rich Asians. Not at this place. There was another place you managed at.

[C]

Under the same brand.

[F]

No, no, no.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

It was a different brand.

[C]

It was a massage parlor.

[F]

No, it wasn't. It was a spa, too. That was in a nice area also. But there were occasions where somebody would, you know, think they would ask.

[C]

She's in a high dollar hotel now, so it just doesn't happen there.

[F]

No.

[C]

I think that those Asians have a little more on their mind than just getting their. The knot rubbed out of their back. Sylvie in Las Colinas, good morning, you're on the air.

[F]

Hi.

[C]

Hi.

[A]

My car is a 2009 Honda Accord EX and it's got 112,000 miles on it.

[C]

And it's a V6 with leather. Or is it a four cylinder with clothes? Does it have leather? Not leather. Okay.

[A]

And I think it's a four cylinder.

[C]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof?

[A]

No, it does not.

[C]

Then it's an lx. Because every ex has a sunroof is my understanding.

[A]

That's right. Ls. I'm sorry. I'm at work and I'm not thinking straight.

[C]

That's all right. Are you at the massage parlor? Yes.

[F]

What?

[A]

No, no, no. I take care of people with Alzheimer's.

[C]

Who was it that somebody came out? Oh, so they had Alzheimer's. That's different. I don't want to talk about that. That's another radio host.

[A]

A lot of people have Alzheimer's.

[C]

I'm a five thousand dollar buyer. Well, hang on. It's got 118. I'm a 4500. How nice is it on a scale of one to ten?

[A]

The outside looks beautiful and there's like a little dent on the driver's side in the back where somebody bumped me on the on freeway. And I anyways didn't exchange numbers or anything so I didn't get it fixed.

[C]

But yeah, let me slow you down. Somebody bumped you on the freeway, so that wasn't in a parking lot. So is it speed?

[A]

I was actually getting on, I was actually getting on the freeway with pouring down raining and nobody wanted to get out in the rainbow anyways. But anyways.

[E]

Small.

[C]

Have you, have you ever had a body shop give you an estimate of what it costs to fix it?

[A]

No.

[C]

Does it, does 500 fix it or do you think it's a thousand?

[A]

I would imagine at least. I don't think 1000. No, it's small. It's only about maybe an inch and a half, two inches. Okay, it's that big.

[C]

Let's go 4, 500. It may be 4, but 4,500 for the take some pictures of the car. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll give between 4 and 4500 for it with the damage.

[A]

Yeah, it's only got 112,000 miles on it. That's not bad.

[C]

Okay, thank you, ma'. Am. 800. Just go to givemetheven.com do you know Richard Rollins from his done deals with gas monkey Paul? I've never done deals with Richard Rollins. I know a lot of people that do. Truly all I know, I know he's from Fort Worth and I know he's really hit it big. And I, I think he's more of a, I think he's, from what I understand, he's more of a celebrity, he's more of a TV guy than a car guy. Yeah, it'd be like me acting like I was a great drummer.

[A]

I was just curious if it you still there?

[C]

Yeah, I, I, I, I think it, I, I, I've talked to what's the Redbeard's guy name that left the show?

[F]

I don't remember. His partner.

[C]

Aaron. Oh, he, Aaron.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

He says Richard's not very good technically and he's more of a BSer than a real car aficionado.

[F]

Showman.

[C]

Showman.

[A]

Well, I kind of figured that.

[C]

That's what I got. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Don't forget we buy motorcycles, RVs. I'm not in on the boat deal. I'm just out on boats.

[F]

Stripper buses.

[C]

Stripper buses. We'll buy stripper buses.

[E]

Everything but boats.

[C]

Motley Crew. Girls, girls, girls. Tour bus is what I was told this thing was used for on a. On a second tour. Not the actual first one. Like a remake, it looks. I just realized that I didn't know that it was used by Motley Crue. That's even better. Okay, cool. We'll be back in just a minute.

[B]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this.

[H]

Are you tired of getting beat by the dealership? Check in with givemethevin.com. sell us your car. We want to buy your car. And nine times out of ten we'll pay more money than your dealer will on trade. Just load it into our website, givemethevin.com and we will come to you and pick it up and pay. Look at our reviews online. They're incredible. We've done tens of thousands of transactions. It's the Amazon.com of the car business. Give us a try.

[D]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com call in 800, 800 radio.

[C]

6:10. Good morning, everyone in the Canes Raisin Canes arena in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. That is there for the slammed and cammed car show. Our booth is there. And Rob will. If you want to sell your car, Rob will take the photos and load it up right there. I hope he's got his laptop.

[F]

Yes, he does.

[C]

Okay, so he's ready to buy.

[F]

And then you can buy some shirts, too. And some energy drinks also.

[G]

Saturday.

[D]

Saturday, Saturday, See Rob Ball for a free salad bitch T shirt.

[C]

And we have some Slamming Cameron. Slamming Cameron. We would love to be there with y' all today. We were planning on it last week, but the hurricane changed things. Barry. And speaking. Hurricane Barry. Barry. Barry. Where is Barry? Let's. Let's get Hurricane Barry. Tropical Storm Barry.

[G]

Barry.

[C]

Where is he? Probably over.

[F]

I don't know. In the age over by Asia now, I imagine.

[C]

Well, he's right here on the show with us. Last week he called in. Get him up. Barry, you there?

[D]

He would have like a high wind sound effect.

[F]

Yeah, hold on. I gotta find him.

[D]

If we ever planned. If we ever planned anything.

[C]

Hey, everybody, it's Barry. Tropical Storm Berry. What happened, Barry? You were all drag and no Pop last week.

[D]

Well, now I'm only a tropical depression.

[E]

Oh, man. I know.

[D]

You see my wintertime scars.

[C]

Sorry. It was so fun to my guy.

[E]

So you're just depressed now?

[D]

I'm just all poured out. Do you know the worst thing is about being in tropical Depression One?

[C]

Loneliness.

[G]

Oh, no. Really?

[D]

It's so lonely up high in the sky.

[E]

Nobody wants to hang out with you.

[C]

Why did you talk all that noise about going in and blowing away New Orleans and flooding the place and you just came over and just left.

[D]

I did not say I'm blown away. I did not say I was blown away.

[C]

What a teaser.

[D]

I just said I would blow it.

[G]

I know.

[F]

The sound just stops.

[D]

Well, let me see if you've got a button for that, Turley.

[C]

Oh my God. Our own Goat Boy is here today as well. And we were worried about him because he. He's from Lafayette. But. Goat Boy. Well, what did you think about. About that?

[E]

Wow.

[C]

Goat Boy just ran off. Hurricane Barry.

[D]

You're welcome.

[C]

Did you get wet last week?

[D]

Yeah, it was bad. Bad, bad.

[C]

Was it bad?

[D]

Yeah, yeah. All the way up to my Dew Claw.

[C]

That's a long way.

[D]

It's pretty high. Yeah, pretty high. Are you.

[C]

Are you gonna make it over to the Raising Cane center today and and meet up with Go to work our booth?

[D]

Hey, look, man. Yeah, I'm there. I'm there.

[C]

Goat Boy, you're there.

[D]

Never miss it. Scram and cam. Get it on. Gonna look at a hot rod. Hot rod. It's badass.

[C]

Did you drink anything last night?

[D]

The cars are badass. Hell yeah.

[C]

Do you slam?

[D]

And.

[C]

You sound a little hyped up. Did you eat some of that. Did you have some of that energy juice the sell that pitch Energy?

[D]

Nah, it's pure speed.

[C]

You're just running on pure math. Pure speed.

[D]

Not as a slamming. Got it down on 8th Street. Yeah, I fell off the wagon.

[C]

Yeah, you've heard what they said about a two peckered billy goat. Is that you or you just a one pecker billy goat?

[D]

I'm a. Don't tell anybody my half pecker.

[C]

You're a half a pecker billy goat.

[D]

Yeah. Had an accident.

[C]

What happened?

[D]

I was trying to make extra couple of bucks, sir, because.

[E]

Oh no.

[C]

Yeah. Oh no.

[D]

Slammed my peter in a horse trailer. You want some speed?

[C]

No, no, we don't go boy. We don't want any. Any speed.

[D]

Really good speed.

[C]

What color is it? Blue. Walter White special.

[D]

Yeah. Love that guy.

[C]

How long have you been. How long have you been up?

[A]

Yo boy?

[D]

About nine Days. That's not long for a goat. We do it all the time.

[C]

So those, those fainting goats, is that real or are they just so whacked out on speed? The hell are you?

[E]

Oh, he's gone. That quick? Wow.

[A]

Hey.

[D]

What the hell?

[E]

He's back.

[D]

Wow. I really should get a good meal in me.

[C]

Yeah, you should. Corny dog, if you're over there, go over to the concession stand and tell them to put it on me. Grab you a hot dog or something. Go boy. Thank you. You're always okay.

[D]

Come down to see me.

[C]

Slamming slam a jamming, ramming. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you'd like to sell your car, you can also just go to give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com first pro baseball player to ever steal first base.

[D]

It finally happened. It's finally happened.

[C]

I didn't realize you could.

[D]

That's a new rule.

[C]

It's a new rule.

[D]

That's a new rule.

[C]

When was it activated?

[D]

If the catcher doesn't catch the ball, the batter may steal first base. Okay, he's still, he's, he's still a throw out rule.

[C]

Right.

[D]

So the catcher picks up the ball and gets the first base before the batter batters out.

[C]

Right.

[D]

If it doesn't, then he steals first base. Happened in first pro game this week and it was like a triple A game. I forget which. Which conference. But yeah, it finally happened.

[C]

And how long's the world been affecting by now?

[D]

It's new.

[C]

Like this year.

[D]

Yeah, okay.

[C]

Huh.

[D]

Can you imagine?

[C]

You have a sound clipped early. He says you do. I got out of the car for.

[F]

No, that's not it. I got stealing stalker. I don't have that one there.

[D]

No, that's not stealing stalker, man. That's stealing first.

[F]

Well, stealing first. I mean, there's just what you said. You described it perfectly. Better than probably the announcers did.

[D]

Yeah, but can you imagine? I mean, is this going to change the game in a big way? I mean, in the pros nobody's going to be able to do that. Surely.

[E]

It was a small. Yeah. Southern Maryland Blue Crab game against the Lancaster Barnstormers in an independent Atlantic league.

[F]

That's barely outfielder.

[C]

Barely legal.

[D]

Yeah, barely pro.

[E]

The first professional baseball player to ever steal first base. The Atlante Southern Maryland Blue Crabs.

[C]

Not just Maryland.

[D]

Not just Maryland.

[E]

Southern Maryland. Not the northern guys.

[C]

Not the Sweet Water. Not the Sugarland Skeeters.

[E]

They're crazy.

[C]

But the Southern Maryland Blue Crabs.

[E]

It's the Lancaster Barnstormers.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Good.

[D]

Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

[C]

Our old buddies, the soapbox. Working at Disneyland sucks.

[D]

Yeah, I dug this up. I'll tell you. Okay. Abigail Disney is the granddaughter of the great Walt Disney.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Okay. And she went to Disneyland undercover, not as the boss, but just as like a. Like a reporter type. Just asking questions. Okay. And was shocked by the kind of pay that the employees get and how hard they're struggling to work there. And she had this to say about it.

[C]

I don't think that the people who are on their private jets or living in incredible riches can even begin to digest what it means to not have $400 for an emergency. I mean, that's just couch cushion money for them. So we've stopped sharing the same reality. We don't stand in line with everybody else. We don't wait patiently like everybody else. We've sort of short circuited all the social processes and created kind of parallel universe that we live in that is not good for solidarity. It's not good for opportunity. We've eroded all the paths to the American dream that my grandfather and great uncle took.

[D]

Right. So she's making it point. It sounds ultra serious.

[F]

Right?

[D]

And it. It can actually be. I'm telling you, man. The first time I went to Six Flags Over Texas, down here where we.

[C]

Live, JD used to work there when.

[D]

I was about probably 15 years old and I'd been going all my life. The first time I saw that flash pass and thought, oh, oh, some people don't have to stand in line.

[C]

That's true.

[D]

Like you're better than me, right? Like you're better than me.

[E]

I'm $9 better than you.

[F]

That's right.

[E]

Yeah. I made 3 bucks an hour.

[F]

Six Flags, it's the best thing to do, too. Did that in Universal.

[E]

Great. Oh, the flash pad.

[F]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Class disparity in this country is getting frightening to those of us who think and really watch things from a. From a point of view of civics.

[E]

You think it's different.

[D]

Have you ever heard of the French Revolution? What caused that?

[C]

What happened?

[E]

Who won croissants?

[D]

Look it up. I'll check you next week.

[A]

What?

[D]

Cause the poor rose up, man. They stormed the Bastille. Oh, yeah. So that started. They started cutting heads off. The monarchy doesn't do that. Yeah.

[F]

Does this have to do with Six Flags in Disney?

[E]

Not a damn thing.

[C]

You know what?

[D]

The shockwave is fun. Everybody should ride. But you know what? You gotta stand in line. I gotta stand in line. The flash pass should be replaced, peeled immediately.

[C]

Wow.

[D]

How many of those energy drinks have we got?

[C]

I don't know, man.

[F]

You don't need any more, that's for damn sure.

[E]

I love the look on John's face. He's just staring at you.

[F]

No more energy drinks for Bobbo, man.

[D]

Eat the rich.

[E]

Jeez. Get you some Bastille somehow.

[D]

Anyway, Abigail Folger. I found that in our service this week and I thought, you know. She's so right.

[G]

Zoom.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

What's it feel like? They're not going to close Disney World today out in Orlando.

[C]

No.

[D]

And that's humidity. There's a guy, you know, he's 48 years old, he's walking around, he's got that Goofy costume on the head gnaw. And he's, you know, he's trying to be up.

[C]

The hot dog's 12 bucks.

[D]

He's trying to be up for the little kids who came just to see Goofy, but he's dying.

[E]

It's the most expensive, exhausting vacation you could take. It's just so it'll drain you of money and everything, right?

[D]

You think it's bad for you, but think about that guy, man.

[F]

You'll fight somebody.

[D]

He's dying.

[E]

Yeah, that big fight at Disneyland.

[C]

His shoes.

[D]

His shoes weigh like 12 pounds each. You don't want the Goofy suit, man.

[C]

What did you do at Six Flags, J.D.

[E]

I ride operations. I into the. All the roller coasters and the big parachute drop that we opened that year back in 1976.

[D]

The Texas.

[E]

I know. 100 years ago.

[C]

I remembered one of that parachute, right?

[E]

Yeah. I probably put you on it.

[C]

Probably did. 800. 807 234. My name is John Clay Wolf by car radio. Be right back.

[B]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented. Coming up.

[I]

John Clay Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheVin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that Aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[D]

Tell us your car.

[F]

D Ball.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

We're back.

[B]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[C]

Everybody's talking. No one says a word. Hey, Diger. Yo, yo, yo, DJ Pre K. Yo.

[F]

Yo, yo, yo, yo. What's crack lagging?

[C]

You're getting better about screening these calls. And I'm happy to hear that Uncle Buck sitting there, but all your note is, is loves the show. Says he used to be a regular caller. Okay, so what is he gonna bring to the show? Content. When I bring him on? That's my question. I need to know, do I want to bring somebody into the air? Do they have something to deliver? Or am I. Or am I gonna say, hey, Uncle Buck? He's gonna say, hey. What are y' all doing? Nothing. What are you doing? Nothing. Then we sit there in this awkward 15 seconds of silence, and then I have to load his lips to keep him rolling. Why y' all making me work so much?

[F]

I'm sorry, man. Geez. Making you work so hard.

[C]

Uncle Buck. Good morning.

[A]

Good morning, John. And by the way, you'll never have to load my lips unless you're in some weird porn movies, so kiss my ass. But thank you. I got you right here.

[F]

We.

[A]

Hey, you can put cat in an oven, it don't make it a cake.

[C]

But you can't say that on the radio.

[D]

So he's a genius, too.

[G]

But.

[C]

But, Buck, you can't drop an S bomb on the radio. You know that.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[C]

I hear you.

[A]

I hear you good sir. Would you like me to speak in Latin? E pluribus unum. I mean, come on.

[C]

What is. What is your message?

[A]

I was calling to thank you.

[C]

Okay. Thank you.

[A]

First of all, it's going to thank you for giving. Are you going to talk or am I going to.

[C]

I'll shut up.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

Thank you. Let the lords unite and the heavens reunite. No, I was calling to thank you for giving unbridled capitalism a fair shot in this horrible secularism, communism, AOC world. We have number two. I just want to thank you for making my life every Saturday a lot easier from the corporate hell and litigation I deal with. Number two, I've re connected from Baton Rouge to Lafayette. So I'm moving westward, son. Go west, okay? And just want to tell you guys, I'm looking forward to 31 days until football. And also I'm looking forward to. For a clean 1980-1977 CJ5 CJ7 Jeep. Restored, clean, original, not jacked up, not used for other uses, but for a daily driver. So there. John Clay. I had a friend refer to you, my king. There we.

[C]

I had a friend last six months ago. Bill Bragg down in Austin, he had exactly what you're talking about. It was like a. It was like a parade jeep. A CJ5, the one that, you know, the old man would take out on the. On the Memorial Day parade. It was perfect, exactly the way he described it. He sold it for 13,000. Let me.

[A]

Oh, my goodness.

[C]

But it was exactly the way you just described. Now, what I would prefer to do, lead your direction, is 7, go with the CJ7. Couple reasons. Obviously, they don't roll over as easy. Secondly, when you get in and out of them, the door jamb on the bottom is cut out. It doesn't go to the wheel well. It's a longer rig. And the resale value is so much stronger than the CJ5. What happened to Bill is I think that he found a sucker that didn't know the difference between a five and a seven. But I do.

[A]

I have been told which. Well, I've been told what you just told me, and thank you, that I should go with the CJ7.

[C]

I just.

[A]

I want to get back to the original AMC Jeep. No offense to Chrysler and Daimler and all of the communists. I want an American made vehicle.

[C]

We sold a CJ7 with a V8 in it at the Dallas Auto Auction two weeks ago for $4,600. That was mildly lifted and had a little bit of rust on it. I thought it was too cheap. We paid $6,000 for it, which in the photos, it looked just fine. And when I saw we sold it for 4,500, I questioned the people that made the decision to sell that. And I said, I think you sold that a little bit short, but we do do that to keep all the deals.

[A]

Sell that, sell that, sell that.

[C]

Let's go. Okay. Thank you, Uncle Buck. Thanks for calling in. I need a drink. Ah. I need a nap. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

What in the hell was that?

[C]

I don't know. He's been. He's kind of like you. He's a deep thought guy with a. With a nice vocabulary. And he's not your typical dumbass. And that's. That. That's refreshing. Nipples were very attractive. We like typical dumbasses, too. We. We like them both ways, country and western.

[D]

There's room for all of us in my father.

[C]

So, speaking of people that are in deep thought, I see something. Hear about Sheryl Crow playing old music for kids.

[D]

She had a soapbox moment, too. Like Abigail Disney.

[C]

We were talking about y.

[D]

You're gonna love this. You're gonna love this.

[C]

I'm a geeky mom who on Saturdays and Sundays plays weird music on our stereo system. They're like, why do you have to play that band? Because they're the Beatles. They want to hear Post Malone or right now. They want to hear Drove My Truck to the Old Town Road. But by golly, I run my house. I mean, they're growing up with an older mom and to a fault. I'm informing them about the history of what I do and why I'm doing it. It's not really mattered to them until last summer when I was making this record and they came in and Joe Walsh, they thought he was like the weirdest person they'd ever met. And now they call him Uncle Joe. But I had to explain. I was like, this is what a record album is. So, yeah, they're learning it from an older mom.

[D]

You've been saying that for years.

[C]

And my daughter's group of friends, they listen to that stuff all the time. Maddox, he's walking around in his Bad Company T shirt and his. His ELO T shirt. Nolan, hasn't he. He's all Queen. I'm telling you, Queen is more popular right now than they were when they were big in the movie.

[E]

You think?

[C]

Oh, there's no question.

[D]

Sure. It has a lot to do with it.

[C]

Queen has more. They. I mean, I called the radio station, hey, get me some Queen tickets. I mean, that should be easy. They're like, there ain't no Queen none. I think it's next week. They got us too. And because I was going to take all these kids and, you know, I guess we go buy them for a gazillion dollars. But I did that gazillion dollar purchase. So I did it once. You know, we get a lot of free tickets. Obviously. You have free tickets tonight, don't you?

[D]

You go to something last Sunday, Michael McDonald.

[C]

And then I got some tickets for yes and someone else, and I gave them to the buyers who won them.

[F]

We'll find out at the end of the day.

[C]

Four o'. Clock. Yeah, that's a pretty good show.

[D]

Yeah, I've seen Yes twice.

[C]

Yes. And there's a handful of them. It's Yacht Rock. No, that's a different show that's coming up. Anyway, what was my point that Jared?

[E]

That the kids are enjoying that. Yeah, your kids love it.

[D]

People our age in relation to our children and the music that we've introduced them to. All the bad stuff you can say about Generation X, we're doing that. Really? Okay. I think. You know, how do 10 year old kids know Queen and the Doobie Brothers and Electric Light Orchestra, for God's sakes.

[C]

Now I know what I was gonna say. We couldn't get tickets to Elton John, so I bought them for the family and they were about like the tickets we had for Steely Dan Bomb. Good, not great. Sure. I'm embarrassed to tell you what I paid for these tickets.

[F]

Queen.

[G]

Elton John.

[C]

For Elton John.

[D]

For all seven of you.

[C]

For six of us.

[D]

Six.

[C]

It was. It was a house payment. Oh, my God.

[E]

Really?

[D]

Service charges, man. Ticketmaster. So I bet you paid $36 per for service charges.

[C]

I don't know. It was just a lot of money.

[E]

Just a lot of cash.

[C]

But I was like, damn it. I keep missing this guy. He's gonna die. I mean, he's gay, right? The. The. Some. The AIDS is going to get him before he stops banging the piano.

[E]

With a single swinging the single partners.

[C]

I need to go see him.

[D]

There's still an actuarial table on this jd.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

And was he great? Sure. Did I see Elton John live? Yep. Was it worth that much money? Hell no. Hell no. Not even close. We'll never ever do it again. And that's like, come on, dad, take us to Queen. Like, nope. Let's watch the movie again.

[D]

Nope. When you're 70, though, and your kids are our age and they say, you know, I really remember that Elton John concert, dad. Okay, but that it'll be worth it.

[C]

But you overdo it and that. I mean, I'm just not going to keep. I'm just not. It's not me. I love the music. You and I. One of the best concerts I've been to. Obviously we talked about the Boston one, but the bad company. Joe Walsh that night. Yeah, that was dead on.

[D]

That was so good. I fell down.

[C]

Yeah, it was wonderful. It wasn't that crazy expensive. Well, iheart took care of us and got front row tickets, so it was really. All we bought was beer.

[G]

Right.

[D]

That's the difference between American airlines Center in DOI's pavilion though, in Dallas. Right. Didn't. Didn't Elton John play the American Airlines Center? There you go.

[C]

It's more expensive there. Why? Because air condition. And this is another re reason to start building nuclear reactors in the state of Oklahoma.

[G]

What?

[C]

To have more air conditioning available, lower the price of electricity and compete against global warming so you can go and.

[F]

Watch concerts in ac. Yeah, it all makes sense.

[E]

It all makes sense.

[C]

Get these prices down. Risk nuclear and it creates storm shelters for meth heads in Oklahoma. I mean, if you Put a bunch of heavy duty meth heads in a nuclear reactor during a tornado. I mean, the only thing that could go wrong is the chemistry from their body may screw up the nuclear reactor.

[D]

They do like to screw with electronic equipment too.

[E]

Watch this.

[C]

How many friends do you have that have been jailed, death or death from methamphetamines? Bob, not friends, but people, you know.

[D]

People are just people. I know straight people. I know 40 friends all the way down to brief acquaintances. At least 30.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Where I come from.

[C]

Yeah. Where I come from, small town, West Texas.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Yes.

[E]

I'm amazed by that number.

[D]

Well, you know, I mean, not living in a small town, you know, that.

[E]

Have been affected by directly in a bad way.

[D]

Keep in mind, I didn't run off to college when I graduated high school.

[C]

Right.

[D]

I stayed there in town and worked for three or four years and got to know a few different generations of people right there at ground zero.

[F]

Wow.

[C]

You know, hey, Rush Limbaugh, I don't have my. Everybody needs to. If you want to talk about this for a half hour. I guess we need to do a podcast in a minute because you get bobble on a soapbox. You need to get your laser boy out.

[D]

You asked me.

[C]

Anyway, I'm going to Vegas in September for the I Heart Music Festival again.

[F]

Cool.

[C]

I don't really care about it, but she does. And I need to get out there just to work. Hired a buyer this week to a wholesale buyer from here. Big Randy. Remember Randy, the tall one that was doing the TV show with us?

[F]

Yeah. He's going out to Vegas.

[C]

He's perfect. Really? Couldn't have like genetically cloned and created a person. That'd be better.

[F]

He wants to go out to Vegas.

[C]

Yes.

[F]

Oh, that is perfect. Oh, yeah. With his blonde wife.

[C]

No, she. She's gone.

[F]

Oh, she's gone. That's why.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And he was. He just broke up with another girl. She wrote her book on sex positions and they were in this crazy swinging relationship. And he told me these stories that are just mind boggling. Just absolutely mind boggling.

[F]

If he was into that scene, he's.

[C]

Going to be perfect out there.

[E]

Perfect.

[C]

I think he's. I think he wants to find it again. She's left him for. For. For a woman.

[F]

Perfect.

[C]

I love it. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan, Bobby Brown, Michael Turley, D.J. prek and everybody that's been part of this one. Thank you. Remember, if you want to sell your car, go to giveme the vin.com and we will see you next Saturday.

[G]

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