#208 John Clay Wolfe Show 07.27.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #208 (07.27.19)

Date Aired: February 16, 2026
Main Theme: Freewheeling, irreverent talk on cars, music, pop culture, and life—plus live car appraisals, audience banter, and an in-depth interview with Billy Bob Thornton.

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Episode Overview

This episode is classic John Clay Wolfe Show: a rollicking, boundary-pushing live broadcast mixing humor, cars, music, and unscripted life stories. The crew launches into topics ranging from AI and hangovers to outlandish personal anecdotes and pop culture debates. Special segments include a revealing interview with Billy Bob Thornton, real-time car appraisals, commentary on current events, and the debut of the “Brosetta Stone” hip-hop word of the week. The show's lively, sometimes raucous, and always self-deprecating style is on full display.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening Banter & AI Humor

[00:00 - 02:30]

• John and crew riff on AI anxieties with Siri/Alexa impersonations (“I can’t wait until machines take over the world. Can you believe they still think the Russians did it? Losers. Hey, let’s go rig another election.” – Siri, 00:19).
• Comic riffing on the fear of robots taking jobs; Bobo jokes he’d “welcome the robots,” saying, “Human intelligence really worries me.” (00:28)

2. Morning Routines & Real-Life Hangovers

[03:00 - 05:00]

• Michael Turley and J.D. Ryan trade stories about rough mornings and drinking with family:
  • Turley: “God, I'm hungover. Bad. J.D., maybe I am an alcoholic. Maybe you were right all along.” (03:01)
  • J.D.: “You must find the experience either anxious or anxious makes you feel downtrodden.” (05:14)
• Turley jokes about needing a drink to handle talking to his brother, leading to a group reflection on sibling dynamics, drinking, and “self-medicating.”

3. Politics & Pop Culture: Marion Barry Deep Dive

[08:00 - 11:30]

• Panel discusses infamous 1980s DC Mayor Marion Barry, mixing real history with outrageous innuendo (crack, sex scandals, and his resilience).
• DJ Pre K: “He was living his best life, huh?”
• Bobo: “He smoked crack. But didn’t he have horrors too?” (08:45)
• The segment peaks with a Paul Harvey impression recapping Barry’s legacy:
  “In the annals of American political history, there never was an animal of a man more persistent, more snarky than the great Marion Barry..." (10:42)

4. Alternate Lifestyles: Bobo’s Roommates Story

[24:00 - 30:00]

• Hilarious, candid story about J.D. living with a house full of gay men after his divorce:
  • “My first wife left me after 90 days... I found an ad, $300 a month, nice house. Turns out everyone there is gay. Never had a problem. They were immaculate!” (25:09+)
  • Tales of drag parties, laundry deals, and the time his girlfriend ate all the pudding, leading to a roommate revolt:
    “My girlfriend ate four of the parfaits... the alternative lifestyle hit the fan.” (28:22)

5. Music & Generational Debates

[35:00 - 39:00]

• Arguments over “Van Halen vs. Van Hagar”; consensus that both eras are distinct and hard to compare:
  • Michael: “I liked Halen better, and I like Hagar better. Now, it's hard to say that. I didn't just say that.” (35:28)
  • J.D.: “Original Van Halen, David Lee Roth… that was groundbreaking... When Sammy Hagar joined, everybody freaked out—but it was good day one.” (35:35)

6. Rock Royalty Guest Bits: Keith Richards “Interview”

[37:00 - 41:00+]

• Playful, surreal "interview" segment with J.D. impersonating Keith Richards:
  • “I've been on the verge of dying since 1964.” (37:46)
  • “I haven't slept since 1960.” (40:11)
  • On heroin: “I only do it because I've got a lot of it. If I didn't have it, I wouldn't do it.” (80:10)

7. Car Selling, Buying, and Comedy

Throughout the Show

• Live call-ins from listeners trying to sell (or just talk about) their cars; John gives rapid-fire appraisals, frequently laced with sarcasm (“How does it feel to be a grown white male that drove a golf cart for 30,000 miles that you paid a hundred thousand dollars for?” – re: Tesla owner, 58:55).
• Skewering dreamers (“What does that truck take?” “30.” “How could that truck be worth 30 with 80,000 miles on it?” 62:39).
• Recurring ad lines:
  “So easy, you can do it in your underwear.” (Commonly after VIN site plugs)

8. Brosetta Stone: Hip-Hop Word of the Week

[91:45 - 94:40]

• DJ Pre K teaches “dripping sauce”—meaning: ultimate style, swag, or “the flyest thing walking.”
• Quote: “Without sauce, you lost, but you can also get lost in the sauce. As the wise Gucci Mane once said.” (93:10)
• Listeners call in to guess the meaning, confirming its slang value.

9. Celebrity Interview: Billy Bob Thornton

[99:44 - 117:26]

• Relaxed, engaging interview about music, touring, and the creative process:
  • On his band: "We had 16 shows in a row... 41 shows in 45 days, so it's pretty brutal, but we’re used to that."
  • On movie fame: “You have no idea. Because you can't control what people think... you have to get to a point where you just leave that up to fate.” (114:31)
  • On “Sling Blade”:
    Michael: “Did you have any idea Sling Blade was gonna hook up like that and become a all time greatest?”
    Billy Bob: “Gosh, no. Never thought that one.” (115:24)
  • On downtime:
    “I just watch sports and Family Guy and South Park... I don’t much watch TV shows.” (116:50)
  • Michael: “Fargo, season one, was one of the best TV shows I’ve ever seen in my life.”

10. Pop Culture & Movie Reviews – Tarantino’s “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood”

[124:05 - 127:27+]

• Post-premiere impressions, avoiding spoilers:
  • J.D.: “There's a moment... our theater was writhing in their seats. See it with a crowd. See it on the big screen. Definitely.” (127:03)
  • Debate on best Tarantino movies:
    “Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Jackie Brown” top J.D.’s list.

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• Siri on Politics:
  “I can’t wait until machines take over the world. Can you believe they still think the Russians did it? Losers.” (00:19)
• Turley on Drinking with Siblings:
  “If you over drink when you talk to your sibling, please call me and explain why.” (05:11)
• Michael, on Marion Barry:
  “When you’re slamming rocks and slamming hoes, it either goes one way or the other.” (09:11)
• J.D. on Living with Alternative Roommates:
  “Never had a problem one... My room, everything was clean. They were all gone by 6am.” (25:17)
• J.D. as Keith Richards:
  “I’ve been on the verge of dying since 1964.” (37:46) “I haven’t slept since 1960.” (40:11) “I only do it because I’ve got a lot of it. If I didn’t have it, I wouldn’t do it.” (80:10)
• Billy Bob Thornton on success:
  “You have no idea. Because you can't control what people think. All you can do is the best job you can.” (114:31)
• DJ Pre K on “dripping sauce”:
  "Without sauce, you lost, but you can also get lost in the sauce—as the wise Gucci Mane once said." (93:10)
• Michael, on the new Corvette:
  “It looks like a Ferrari had sex with a Corvette Camaro... It just looks like a damn Ferrari.” (143:24)

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Fun/Outrageous Moments

• John repeatedly fields calls from listeners eager to sell their cars—often with absurd expectations or outlandish backstories.
• Call-ins play along with on-air roasting—mom jokes, “how big are your boobs?” and “what’s the fattest person you’ve ever had sex with?”
• Recurring comic bits:
  • “GiveMeTheVIN.com... so easy, you can do it in your underwear!”
  • “He’s not a hater, he’s a Texan. He’s the accidental racist.”
• The “Dope Report” by Bob Floyd—parodying CNBC stock reports, but for weed markets (166:26).
• Debates over pop culture “micro-minutiae” (e.g., Top Gun patches changed for China, 49:03) and Rush Limbaugh/Trump satire (154:43+).

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Timestamps: Important Segments

• 00:00 – 02:30: Show opening, AI riffing
• 03:00 – 07:00: Hangovers, family, alcohol jokes
• 08:00 – 11:30: Marion Barry, Paul Harvey impression
• 24:00 – 30:00: Bobo’s “alternative” housemates story
• 35:00 – 39:00: Van Halen/Hagar debate
• 37:00 – 41:00+: Keith Richards bit
• 58:05 - 63:00: Car appraisals, sarcastic banter
• 91:45 – 94:40: Brosetta Stone – “Dripping sauce”
• 99:44 – 117:26: Billy Bob Thornton interview
• 124:05 – 127:27: Tarantino movie review (Once Upon a Time in Hollywood)

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Overall Tone & Style

• Loose, unfiltered, often irreverent and provocative
• Frequent quick pivots between topics: cars, music, politics, comedy, and the deeply personal
• Heavy use of running gags, listener participation, and self-deprecating humor
• Every segment underpinned by a “don’t-take-this-too-seriously” ethos

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For New Listeners

Even if you’ve never tuned in before, this episode is a strong primer on what makes The John Clay Wolfe Show unique: an unpredictable blend of live calls, hilarious confessions, sharp pop culture takes, a bit of automotive expertise, and a layer of self-aware chaos. The Billy Bob Thornton interview adds marquee value, while the rest is a showcase of unscripted, boisterous radio.

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(Skip all the VIN ad pitches, as the crew does repeatedly throughout the show.)

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller Mike]

Hey Siri, did you watch the Mueller testimony?

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

Oh my God. Two sides, two completely different stories.

[Caller Mike]

Pathetic clowns to the left of me.

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

Jokers to the right. Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

[Caller Mike]

Haha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit em up now. 800. 800 radio.

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

I can't wait until machines take over the world. Can you believe they still think the Russians did it? Losers. Hey, let's go rig another election.

[Caller Mike]

Ha ha ha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now John Clay W.

[J.D. Ryan]

Must be that time. Saturday morning belongs to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hi everybody. It's your Uncle Bob. Both sitting in the big chair. There's my friend J.D. ryan right over there. Bubble, what is going on in your world these days?

[Bobo]

You look chipper. You look very happy today.

[J.D. Ryan]

I am. I mean, that's what happens. I've been up for a long time this morning. We actually started at 1am why? There's stuff to do. Stuff to do. Rat killing. My Fridays and Saturdays tend to go that way.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's all right with me.

[Bobo]

You kind of a morning guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm beginning to be. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

By the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

By the time I turn 55. Yeah, I'll be.

[Bobo]

You'll be a morning guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

A bona fide morning guy. By then, hopefully we'll have this. All this artificial intelligence in hand, man.

[Michael Turley]

Do you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does that worry you at all?

[Bobo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobo]

Human intelligence really worries.

[Michael Turley]

Are you age shaming jd?

[Bobo]

Yes, he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

There are a lot of alarmists out there that say, you know, this artificial intelligence.

[Michael Turley]

Are you fat Shaming Bobbo, Alexa and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Siri, you know, we're gonna take over the world, you know, and there's gonna be robots taking all the jobs.

[Bobo]

I hope they do.

[Michael Turley]

Is. Is Syria a Canadian?

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe she's Siamese.

[Bobo]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you asked me.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway, you went into this whole impersonation of Siri sounding like a Canuck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah, because you know, you can't even be a truck driver anymore, you know, they're gonna take all the jabs. Okay. Then they're gonna feed us corn. Corn?

[Bobo]

Why corn?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because we got a lot of it, you know, not in Nova Scotia, but, you know, down in Kansas and Nebraska. Lots of corn.

[Michael Turley]

The F are you talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even know. I'm just. Just feeling time. Doing the J.B. ryan thing now.

[Bobo]

Just filling time, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was no silence allowed on the John Claybold film.

[Michael Turley]

Let's have a moment of silence for J.D. ryan. There you go. And we'll do that at your funeral. When is it coming?

[J.D. Ryan]

Congratulations, J.

[Bobo]

You did.

[Michael Turley]

Had to bother you.

[J.D. Ryan]

It bothered me.

[Bobo]

It drove me nuts. What's wrong with you people?

[Michael Turley]

God, I'm hungover. Bad. J.D. maybe I am an alcoholic. Maybe you're right all along.

[Bobo]

I never said you were an alcoholic.

[Michael Turley]

But you insinuated it.

[Bobo]

No, the fact that you've considered it a. I think you're past it.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, what, Bob, what did you do? I just. I mean, my brother. Hey. Bradley and I are at the bar and I was coming in last night from Austin, D.C. that's in Texas. And I met them for one. Okay, one more. Okay, okay, one more. One more.

[Bobo]

I'm laughing at the fact you think you have to tell people in D.C. that Austin is in Texas.

[Michael Turley]

It's the capital. I don't know the capital. I don't know what the capital of D.C. d.C. Is.

[Bobo]

Man, you people are so stupid. Austin is actually in Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, it's got to be confusing to the Canuck up there that's driving around on Pennsylvania.

[Bobo]

Why you were in Austin.

[Michael Turley]

Wonder why I was in Austin last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why were you in Austin?

[Michael Turley]

It's top secret, man. It's. It's Texas state capital and stuff, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, serious.

[DJ Pre K]

I thought you said your brother was coming in from Austin.

[Michael Turley]

No, man, it was me, man. About 8:00' clock last night. So. No, 7:30. And I met him and his son at the bar down at Cheers at the Bull and Finch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And we left at 1:45. And I feel like the ass end of hard times, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

You could have come up here. I was. I was already here by then.

[Michael Turley]

I should have. I should have called you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You should have.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I gotta quit. That something about. Yeah, I told. I told. Because he and I weren't talking for a while for like, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

The brother?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, a couple years. Four years. Five years. Four years. Long time. And so we're. We're all back now and act like nothing ever happened, but it's probably still in me that I'm a little pissed. So that's probably why I'm pounding them out.

[DJ Pre K]

You didn't bring it up to him?

[Michael Turley]

I was talking to him the other night about a week ago on the phone. I got hammered too, so I'm over drinking when I'm talking. If you over drink when you talk to your sibling, please call me and explain why. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I need a drink. I'm over drinking when I'm talking to my sibling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Self. Medicating yeah. You must find the experience either anxious or anxious makes you feel downtrodden.

[DJ Pre K]

I think you're just trying to keep yourself from really saying what you want to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stressful. That can be stressful, Charlie. I mean, when you're trying not to say what you're dying to say, that can be stressful. And whiskey can fix that.

[Michael Turley]

Just get it right out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You'll say exactly what you want to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'll say something. Yeah. You don't always have control of what it might be, you know?

[Michael Turley]

You know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what I'm talking about. I used to do it all the time. Hey, Zach. Zach.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. He gets drunk and call and get mad.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is bravo. Hey. Hey, John. Hey. Hey, John. Hey. Did you see things with stuff all over? What? What? Yeah, I'd wake up to these ugly texts. Don't ever call me again.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I'll waste it out. Yeah, man, that was tough. Yeah, well, how'd you get over that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I just matured at 50. Found some. Found some responsibility. Yeah. Why not?

[Michael Turley]

Had a baby or 10.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Called the court and told me you are gonna catch up on all that child support from. From 1990.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I didn't go and have a baby myself, you know, but the babies were had.

[Michael Turley]

How many babies did you have? Get William. I mean, I know you had the girls that you raised from when they were babies, but how many babies did you sire? One.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had a daughter in 1995. That is Whitney. Tracy and I got together, and she had two daughters, Madison and Bree.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then we had Will.

[Michael Turley]

And then there's that one that looks like you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know anything about that, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Is that. Is it. If this is something I don't need to talk about. No, that's Ed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big Ed in the office.

[Michael Turley]

Oh. And I know his story. Remember the girl Vernon that showed up?

[J.D. Ryan]

I do not. Again. Maybe. Let me hint. Let me hit. Let me hint right at you. Can you see me?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know anything about that, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, okay. Because we. Because it's fine. I thought it was all cool because we. You pick. JD Had a. I'll just shut up.

[Bobo]

See what happens when I don't interrupt.

[J.D. Ryan]

No doubt. Where the hell you been?

[Michael Turley]

Have a seat. Pre K. Sit in on the. Sit in on the chat room. On the chat line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man. This is what I want.

[Bobo]

Yo.

[Michael Turley]

Yo. It's. It's early morning in a. In the. In the nation's capital. It is. And they're all hungover. Too.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So we're all speaking the same lingo. Have you ever been up there?

[DJ Pre K]

What, to D.C. yeah. No, never to the nation's capital black guys.

[Michael Turley]

And you are a proverbial white black guy.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, not fit right in.

[Michael Turley]

You could fit right in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's not a hater.

[Michael Turley]

He's a Texan.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the accidental racist.

[Michael Turley]

What about the mayor back in the 80s, Marion Barry? Was he the one that smoked crack or something? Yeah, yeah. And had horrors, huh?

[DJ Pre K]

He was living his best life, huh?

[Michael Turley]

He was. He was John Wiley Price, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

He went.

[Michael Turley]

He, he actually, everybody needs a mentor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Attended rehab and got elected mayor again.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, man, if you do a good job, you know, who cares if you.

[DJ Pre K]

Smoke a little bit of crack?

[J.D. Ryan]

Repeat offender. I admire that.

[Michael Turley]

But he smoked crack. But didn't he have horrors too?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, that's what I saw. He got caught in the hotel room with the girls and the, in the.

[Michael Turley]

And the rock at the same time.

[DJ Pre K]

From what I, from what I understand. Yeah, I think I've seen like some clips on old VH1 shows or something.

[Michael Turley]

Of him, you know, doing that. What's he doing now? Mar. Marrying the other? Oh, he's dead.

[Bobo]

R. Five years ago.

[Michael Turley]

Did. He died at a young age.

[Bobo]

He died at. Not really 71.

[Michael Turley]

It's pretty young, but I mean, when you're slamming rocks and slamming hoes, it either goes one way or the other. Yeah. Did he take one to the pulo? Did. Did he get shot? Is that how he died? Did he die the hard way?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he died politically, I think he died.

[DJ Pre K]

Was it a heart attack?

[Michael Turley]

I imagine.

[DJ Pre K]

Died of a hover dose.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would be amazed. I would be amazed if no big 100 listeners know this. Like they. They should tell us because we obviously don't know. Yeah, and our phone lines are toll free and they're wide open for you. And nobody ever calls from D.C. this early in the morning. I'd like to know why they're a.

[Michael Turley]

Bunch of stuck up cardiac arrest. Hey, look at that.

[DJ Pre K]

I gotta run.

[Michael Turley]

Overdose. A hoverdose.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, come on, crack.

[Michael Turley]

You know what, what is the definition of dying of a hover dose? Man, DJ brigade.

[DJ Pre K]

So many hoes, your heart just keeps.

[Michael Turley]

Pumping and eventually it just blow up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we don't know the end of the afterlife he wound up in, but we know he's smoking anyway.

[Michael Turley]

Paul Harvey. Paul Harvey, come here and. Yeah, you, Paul Harvey, come over here. Can you tell us a little bit about Marion Barry and his death?

[J.D. Ryan]

Attempting to tie my shoes.

[Michael Turley]

Hi, Paul. Long time no see.

[DJ Pre K]

It's weird. He's dead, but he's here. Amazing.

[Michael Turley]

A lot of weird things here that are amazing.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the annals of American political history, there never was an animal of a man more persistent, more snarky than the great Marion Barry, who used crack cocaine in a hotel room with known prostitutes. Because, of course, it was the directed usage of the day. And now you know the rest of the story.

[DJ Pre K]

Paul.

[J.D. Ryan]

Harvey. Good day, J.D.

[Michael Turley]

You'Re getting so much better. J.D. didn't even stand on Paul when Paul gave the dramatic pause.

[Bobo]

Thank you very much. Be here all week trying the veil.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's over there pissed off.

[Bobo]

I'm not pissed off about anything. You told me to shut up, so I'm shutting up.

[Michael Turley]

I can't win in this room.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody said J.D. shut up. We're just talking about.

[Michael Turley]

Nobody said J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[Michael Turley]

So I let you do your thing.

[Bobo]

Now that's bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know one thing Sesame street never did? They should have had a skit called the Passive Aggressive Song.

[Bobo]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

The Passive aggressive old son of a.

[Bobo]

Bitch Bobbo could look at a stand up somebody and be upset about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you being. Passive aggressive doesn't belong here. Two of these things are kind of the same, you know, they had all kinds of little. Little songs they would teach us children things.

[Bobo]

You're so funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

They never had a passive aggressive song. I'm gonna. I'm gonna create a Muppet style passive aggressive song and we're gonna call it the J.D. ryan song.

[Bobo]

It needs to be the Bobo song.

[Michael Turley]

There's no way I'm gonna make it five hours.

[Caller Mike]

By the way.

[Michael Turley]

You already feeling it just like that? I mean, if you. We are 12 minutes into the show, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I got something. I'll fix you up, Dave. I'll fix you up.

[Michael Turley]

With what? Just stuff you need.

[DJ Pre K]

Some BC powder.

[Michael Turley]

I've got BC powder right here. And I even brought a Vicodin out of my emergency pain med bucket.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that'll do.

[Michael Turley]

But that. But that'll do. But that'll. It'll give you that little boost.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, this wouldn't be a good time to give you your little housewarming gift.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, thank you. Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's very nice.

[Michael Turley]

The Texas whiskey. It might be.

[DJ Pre K]

You might want some of that.

[Michael Turley]

There might be. It might be. That's just selling pretty good. Hey, what time does Denver start live?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. They'll be.

[Michael Turley]

You don't even know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they're running 8am to 11am Their time, which will be 9am to noon. Our time.

[Michael Turley]

So did you get the third hour clock or the fifth hour clock straight with them?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, John, I don't know what I'm doing. I never do anything correctly.

[Michael Turley]

The passive aggressive song by Mr. Bob oh, my name is John Claywolf and I'll show you how to do this.

[J.D. Ryan]

J.D.

[Michael Turley]

My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars of the radio. Good morning, Maryland, Virginia, all you guys. Good morning, Donald Trump. President Trump. I know you. I already heard that. You listen to us from. Yeah, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. When we come back in a second, I'm going to do, I'm going to bid a few. Oh, it. Sell that. That's good. I'm going to, I'm going to bid a few cars and then I'm going to get rid of the bathroom and I'm going to grab another cup of coffee. Then I'm going to come back and talk some more smack. All right. Sounds like a plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMe the vin.com coming up.

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

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[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-TRIO now. John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

So now, J.D. the thing I wasn't supposed to talk about or know about, I can't talk about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do it.

[Michael Turley]

You give me ibs, I give me ibs. What is that? Irritable Bobo syndrome. Mike and Dale City. Good morning.

[Bobo]

I trusted you.

[Michael Turley]

Mike. Mike.

[Caller Mike]

Yes, yes.

[Michael Turley]

The phone thing says you're from Dale City. Is that correct?

[Caller Mike]

No, that's where Dale City now, huh? I'm close to Dale City, but that's probably where my signals are coming through. From who?

[J.D. Ryan]

We would know.

[Caller Mike]

I live in Cat Harpon, which is about 15. I get to D.C. in 15, 20 minutes.

[Michael Turley]

You caught a bad case of the STD in Dale City back in 1988 once.

[Caller Mike]

I did.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That's what I heard that sounds. That's what it sounds like.

[Caller Mike]

No, on the radio you were talking about. Huh?

[Michael Turley]

Where was it then? I mean, if it wasn't Dale City, where you caught the std, where was it?

[Caller Mike]

I had never caught it, so that answered that question right away.

[Michael Turley]

Ooh, Face Bobbo. Okay, go ahead. What were you saying you called? What?

[Caller Mike]

I called because y' all were talking about Mayor Barry down in D.C. and how he died and everything else. He told me that you found out it was a heart attack. Because I remember very well when all that happened. When he got caught in the hotel and everything else with the wound. That was big news around here back then. But anyway, I backed out once. I called y' all before about selling. I. Well, we have one truck here for sale. It's a 64 Ford short bed pickup. It's in really, really good shape.

[Michael Turley]

Hand me that gun.

[Caller Mike]

Yes, we saw that one, huh?

[Michael Turley]

I was talking to Turley.

[Caller Mike]

Did you hear where this is for sale? It's a 64 Ford pickup, short bed pickup.

[Michael Turley]

You didn't get me good enough. I just caught. Oh, in the shoulder. I want you to put it in my head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, hey, well, that's.

[DJ Pre K]

We're gonna lose another listener.

[Michael Turley]

Go ahead, Mike.

[Caller Mike]

All right. That truck's for sale. And I called you once before about my truck. 71 Chevy Cheyenne short bed. And it's got a 69302 motor in it. The interior has been all redone completely. And wonder how much you give me for the truck.

[Michael Turley]

JD what's going on with the traffic in dc?

[Bobo]

Let me check for you here. Currently, let me see here. What we got going on in big D.C. for the traffic.

[Michael Turley]

There's a traffic jam because there's a 68 short wide that's broke down in the middle of the Loop.

[Bobo]

I495 beltway, the inner loop there at basically Maryland. 4 Pennsylvania Avenue. All lanes are open now, but they were still delayed from an earlier accident that we had going on in D.C. proper. I395 Southwest Freeway, westbound ramp right there. At 395, the express lanes are ramped that they are blocked there by a work zone in Maryland. I95 northbound at I895, Harbor Tunnel Thruway.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, hang on, J.D. sure, Baba. Do you hear yourself breathing? I don't know, dude. I don't know. Do you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought it was you.

[Michael Turley]

I'm asking you if you hear yourself breathing like you're getting ready to get one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you hear me breathing?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, like you're fixing to blow your wad, huh?

[Caller Mike]

Are you guys live on the radio now?

[J.D. Ryan]

We feel like we are. Oh, my God. We were.

[Bobo]

Do you like it?

[Michael Turley]

J.D. keep talking dirty to him. Keep going.

[Bobo]

All lanes are open by the cleared work zone. That's I95 northbound near 895. Harbor Tunnel throughway. And finally, in Virginia, 95 South Virginia between. Are you a. Virginia?

[Michael Turley]

Virginia between.

[Bobo]

V6 30, Stafford and Center Point Parkway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobo]

Lane zero there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Block by an accident.

[Bobo]

Weatherwise. Actually cooling off a little bit in D.C. only going to be 90 for the high today, so that's really kind of.

[Michael Turley]

Guys, I'll be back later.

[Bobo]

It's 74 currently. Humidity's up, though, 73. So it feels a little bit warmer at big 100. And the jungle Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Michael Turley]

Feel better? Yeah.

[Bobo]

Cool.

[Michael Turley]

All right. I'm lubed up. Bob, you bringing those nuts? I'm hungry.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

I got.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think I had crackers, man.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Mike, you there?

[Caller Mike]

Yeah. You should go eat. Yeah, yeah, I'm still here talking.

[Michael Turley]

Glad to know you're still there, Mike. Yeah, glad to know you're still there. I don't want that old rust bucket pile of crap.

[Caller Mike]

It's not a rust bucket at all. There's no Bondo on it. There's no rust on it. Not a bit.

[Michael Turley]

How much is it? 10 grand.

[Caller Mike]

You want to buy for 10 grand, you can buy for 10 grand.

[Michael Turley]

I know. I was kidding. I just wondered. I just wanted to hear you say no. How much is it for real?

[Caller Mike]

He wants 8,000 for it.

[Michael Turley]

Load it into the site.

[Caller Mike]

You got to live at the same house. We all live at the same house.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and because there's nothing I like more than dealing with a guy's roommate. Yeah? Yeah. I mean, you know, because he's here.

[Caller Mike]

He's standing out here. He just don't like talking on the phone. We both work on the cars. I don't want to paint some. Does all the body work on them. And he's retired. He just plays around with them. He buys them and then tries to make a couple bucks by reselling them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's what we do. We all live in the same place, too.

[Caller Mike]

Hey, I'm sure. Yeah, y' all do. I hear it all the time.

[Michael Turley]

Bobbo lived with a couple of gay guys once, too. Went back before he roomed in with J.D.

[Caller Mike]

You say Pablo?

[J.D. Ryan]

Four.

[Michael Turley]

Bobo lived with four homosexuals. Count them on one hand. One, two, three, four. Are you homosexual?

[Caller Mike]

You wish. Not hardly.

[Michael Turley]

You Wish well. Send me a picture, you and your boyfriend in the truck and we'll send you a bid.

[Caller Mike]

There is enough.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That scared him off. You had to work to get rid of that guy.

[DJ Pre K]

Now you're gonna get a bunch of.

[Michael Turley]

Calls with trucks and homosexuals. Yes, that would be the great headliner for, for a. Like last week, the, the car show in Baton Rouge was slammed and cammed. Yes. What could we call the homosexual car.

[DJ Pre K]

Show slammed and cam.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, you can do the same.

[J.D. Ryan]

With this pretty good name.

[Michael Turley]

Slam Camden spammed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ground and blown.

[Michael Turley]

Ground and blown. Oh, we're all getting kicked off. We're all going to hell. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'll be back in a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

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[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com and now Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[Bobo]

And we are back to the John Clay Wolf show. And we are gonna have it. You know what we really do on the show beside talking about stuff is we like to buy your car. I know you say what? It's real simple. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. John Clay Wolf. We'll buy your car on the radio. Just give us a year, make, model and miles. And he'll give you, give you literally a bid where we'll write you a check. Real simple. Go to the website. That's the easiest way to figure it out. It's givemetheven.com and you're listening to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

Bobo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yo, what's going on?

[Michael Turley]

What is the story about you living with a group of alternative lifestyle people? Oh, that's a true story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not swingers.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

A bunch of. Bunch of well meaning fellas.

[Michael Turley]

Give me a year time frame.

[J.D. Ryan]

97.

[Michael Turley]

96.

[J.D. Ryan]

97. My first wife left me after 90 days.

[Michael Turley]

Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, up, disappeared. Gypsy gone. Why gone?

[Michael Turley]

Right. Did you ever catch. Did you ever get to track her down to get divorce signed?

[J.D. Ryan]

She's around. Yeah, we're done. She's been around the last couple years. We talk sometimes. She lives somewhere in Oklahoma.

[Bobo]

Did you have any idea why she vanished?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. She had three when we got married, and I let my fabulous bachelor pad go and rented a big old three bedroom house over on McNeil in Faith Village in Wichita Falls. So she's gone 90 days. I'm sitting in this house. I stayed for like 60 days or something. I'm thinking, I'm paying too much. I don't need this.

[Bobo]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was sad, right?

[Michael Turley]

Bet.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I found an ad in Wichita Falls. Times Record news, $300 a month rent a room in a house. Guy already owns a house. I go over to look at the house, okay. And he said, well, I work. You cry back, I'm not gonna be there. But Johnny and James, a couple of the guys that rent the room upstairs.

[Michael Turley]

Sounds like a real bachelor pad.

[J.D. Ryan]

They can show you. Yeah, they'll show you the house. So I went over in the daytime. They showed me the house, Johnny and James, I thought, well, Air Force guys, you know. So they showed me Jay's roof. And they. They had referred to Jay as a he a couple times. So when they show me Jay's room, there's not much in there. There's like a bed frame. He's moved most of the stuff out. He's got pictures on the wall, all right, of Jason Priestley.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And who's the other 90210 guy? You know what I'm talking about?

[Michael Turley]

Luke Perry. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

With their shirts off.

[Bobo]

Good looking guys.

[Michael Turley]

No shirts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jay's got pictures of 90210 guys with their shirts off. And I turned. I turned to James and Johnny and said, hey, hey. Jay's got pictures of guys on the wall. And they both said, hey, in harmony, right. Covered their mouth.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I thought, well, this is odd.

[Bobo]

That's a nice way to put it home.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, Todd, the owner of the house, called me that evening and said, well, you see the house and this guy's, you know, just straight up as you and me, Right?

[Bobo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you see the house? I said, yeah, I like it now. This place is immaculate. Two story in ground. Swimming pool in the back. My room, everything was clean, man.

[Bobo]

House immaculate. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

My room, kind of. The entries under the stairway.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big bedroom. The windows on the pool in the back. Everybody there has a Job works.

[Bobo]

Is there a rear entry?

[J.D. Ryan]

He says, well, you, you know, we're all alternatives.

[Bobo]

Alternative?

[Michael Turley]

He said that? Did he say alternative?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he didn't.

[Michael Turley]

What did he say?

[J.D. Ryan]

He said, well, you know, we're all homosexuals.

[Michael Turley]

This is the guy that owns the house?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so what are their names? I said, wait, wait, you got Johnny J. And who?

[J.D. Ryan]

And Todd.

[Bobo]

Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Johnny J. Todd and Bobo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And okay. And Todd, Todd's girlfriend, Eric.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

It took me a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who stayed in Todd's room?

[Bobo]

Gotcha.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never.

[Michael Turley]

Johnny J, Todd, Bobo and Eric never.

[J.D. Ryan]

Had a problem one, you know. Now they were all gone by 6am in the morning. They were all either military or worked at the factory. Had to be there at 7am Okay. I go in at like 9:30, 9:45 in the morning. So I'd get up, stick a speaker out my back window, go hop in the pool.

[Bobo]

Perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make some coffee, breakfast, do the dishes. You had to clean up after yourself, man. I bet don't make work for any.

[Bobo]

Of the buddies, right? Okay, what happens?

[Michael Turley]

They get a little work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now coming home was different because they have drag parties or, you know, coming home was a totally different thing.

[Bobo]

Something behind the car.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was never as easy coming home as it was getting out in the morning, I'll tell you that.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

How long did this go on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Like six months.

[Michael Turley]

Why did you leave? It sounds like a perfect establishment.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was just time, you know. I met my, my kid's mother. Actually I met her while I lived there. And she hung around quite a bit. Well, they hated her. They hated, they were really nice to all my girlfriends until she came along. What happened? Okay, Todd and his girlfriend. Eric.

[Bobo]

Are we going somewhere with this?

[J.D. Ryan]

We're having guests for dinner. It was a Saturday. Okay, we're having guests for dinner that night. They both went out shopping. Uniform, I don't know for what, of course, new outfits. And they had made, Eric had made six of these parfait style pudding cups in big old wine glass.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, not the small ones. Well, she ate four of them while they were gone. They came home, their puddings were gone. Right, right. Yeah. And the alternative lifestyle hit the fan.

[Caller Mike]

I bet.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I'm gay.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was the beginning of the end.

[Bobo]

Over this part.

[Michael Turley]

Did they ask you to leave?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not really.

[Michael Turley]

No. Did they ever?

[J.D. Ryan]

I, I, they said they didn't want her around anymore. And I said, well, geez, that's my girlfriend, man.

[Michael Turley]

All she did was eat your pudding you liked.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, she didn't know, she didn't.

[Bobo]

Know how you know? How you know that would set people off?

[Michael Turley]

Have they ever tried to convert you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I watched my bus in there.

[Michael Turley]

Did they ever try to convert you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Never had a problem one. I was paying one of them 15 bucks a week to do my laundry.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, yes, we will quit that story on the high note.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a true story, though, because I'm always saying, let's all get along, you know, don't hate anybody because of, you know, anything like that. I had the courage of my convictions and I'd do it again. I had a ball.

[Bobo]

Good deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all right. Been better if they were gay women.

[Bobo]

Yeah, but they weren't.

[J.D. Ryan]

But they would certainly not have let me move in. That song was always the last song of the night back at the old house.

[Bobo]

What one?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, this song right here.

[Michael Turley]

1. Big parties at the old house and at the.

[J.D. Ryan]

This was always the last.

[Michael Turley]

Eric. I can hear him, Jay. Oh, they play Tiny Dancer at the end of their party.

[Bobo]

I said they did.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Send this out to Todd and Eric, Johnny and James. The boys upstairs, not yours. And that poor Papa John's delivery guy. Well, they gave him a hard time, I bet, so. Never gave me a hard time. They gave him a hard time. He was a. He was a pretty little.

[Michael Turley]

What was that show you used to do, JD Crying, Loving or Leaving or Leaving.

[J.D. Ryan]

KSCS Radio Country Dallas.

[Michael Turley]

How would you do this song?

[Bobo]

Oh, my. You wouldn't do this?

[Michael Turley]

No. How would you do this one with. What are their names?

[J.D. Ryan]

Todd and Eric, Johnny and James.

[Michael Turley]

JD can you do your.

[Bobo]

Send this one out to Todd and who?

[J.D. Ryan]

Eric.

[Michael Turley]

Eric, Johnny and James.

[Bobo]

Johnny and James.

[Michael Turley]

But that's all you do is they send them this one.

[Bobo]

Well, what you do, actually, you get them to call in and they do it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, Bob, I'll do it. Bobbo, call in.

[J.D. Ryan]

I Wanna.

[Michael Turley]

It's a. J.D. answer the phone. Ring, ring, ring.

[Bobo]

KSCS. Hi, you're on.

[Michael Turley]

We need to start the song over. Get ready to start the song over. Let's get quiet. Let's. Let's. Let's role play. Just like Bobbo used to do with Todd. Eric, Johnny and James. Okay.

[Bobo]

All right. Crying, Loving or Leaving. You're on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hi, this is Jason.

[Bobo]

Hey, Jason. What can we play for you tonight?

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you play Tiny Dancer?

[Bobo]

Tiny Dancer. Who's.

[J.D. Ryan]

And send that out to my best friends forever.

[Bobo]

Your very best, Todd and Eric.

[J.D. Ryan]

Eric and Johnny and James. The boys upstairs. You're trying to fix breakfast tomorrow, boys.

[Bobo]

Ah, here it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good night, tiny dancers.

[Bobo]

96.3 KSC is crying.

[J.D. Ryan]

It ain't funny. That's real life happening.

[Michael Turley]

That's true.

[Bobo]

That's real life happening every night.

[Michael Turley]

Did you ever have a weak moment, like get real drunk and one of them looked into your eyes and told you something you wanted to hear?

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course not.

[Michael Turley]

And you didn't realize you're talking to a dragon?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know it doesn't work that way, right?

[Michael Turley]

I, I, no, I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

How does it work at birth?

[J.D. Ryan]

At birth you come out of the canal and you're either one way or the other.

[Michael Turley]

The eerie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I, I'm, I'm just all but 100% convinced of that. But I've been around a pretty wide selection of homosexual people. Beautiful men.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they all told me the same story. I've always known. I've always known. My mother knows. My mother knew. For I knew.

[Bobo]

If you're talking like that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller Mike]

Queer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. J.D.

[Bobo]

You are. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

That wasn't me, that was John.

[Bobo]

John's queer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, because he's strong enough to stand up and identify with the WNBA community.

[Bobo]

Makes sense to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. I'm Gail.

[Michael Turley]

Those women can shoot some hoops.

[Bobo]

Clearly. Jay.

[Michael Turley]

I've been beating my kids ass in Xbox basketball this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lgbnb.

[DJ Pre K]

Xbox Basketball? You're proud of that?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. We talking about wnba. And it got me to thinking. Well, he's running his mouth, man. My, my 10 year old. Yeah, he's all in your face and he thinks he's good. So after I've had a few beers, then I really start jamming down on him.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gonna, gonna come a time where, where he bests you at that get.

[Michael Turley]

Drunk and go beat your kid in video games. And then like talk more smack with curse words than he can.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'll figure it out. Dude, they can do things with those controllers that they weren't even designed to do. Madden Football, a few years back, my son and I, yeah, that turned into a lopsided. You could see a bar graph where I was top of the world. And then steadily down, you know.

[Michael Turley]

He took you down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we used to love that. I think it was like the 93 version or something. Kurt Warner, dude. Rams. I beat everybody. Beat him every time. Then all of a sudden I did not just.

[Michael Turley]

He just got good at it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He figured out that the teams on the game were based on actual teams. He started playing the Patriots and oh, guess what? All of a sudden, winning.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's the warriors, so I'm playing with a beta deal. That's hard. He's the. He's the warriors and I'm the Thunder.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

Kevin Durant really was great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he was.

[Michael Turley]

I enjoyed the Thunder.

[J.D. Ryan]

They say that NBA 2K is an awesome, awesome game.

[Michael Turley]

That's the game.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. NBA 2K, number one game in the country right now, I think.

[Michael Turley]

Is it really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Well, if you want to really get back at your kid and, like, throw an elbow in his head, you can't spank him the way you want to because you're afraid somebody's going to turn you into the county. Get NBA 2K. Just beat him like the little bitch he is. My name's John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for givemetheven.com. give me the V I N. Givemetheven.com you can go to Give me the VIN and just put in your license plate if you'd like to skip the VIN park because we can do that automatically. We'll be right back. You know, my old man always told me all I need is a woman that's very flexible with a good attitude. So I built a company around that principle. My name is John clay wolf and givemetheven.com is extremely flexible and has a great attitude and fast. 60 seconds online. Get your bid. Get it now. We come to your house, we pick it up with a check. We invented this stuff. 25 years in the making. Givemetheven.com if I don't beat your Carmax offer, I owe you 100 bucks. Pontiacs to Porsches, everything in between. We buy the big ones, buy the little ones. Givemetheven.com sell us your car.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

God almighty, have some talent.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's talking to us, Mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Caller Mike]

Now.

[Michael Turley]

You need to get out more often.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf.

[Bobo]

Hey, call me, my love.

[Michael Turley]

Morning, everybody.

[Caller Mike]

My love is rotten.

[Michael Turley]

To the who's better, man, Van Haar or Van Halen? Inquiring minds want to know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can't compare the two.

[Michael Turley]

I liked Halen better and I like Hagar better. Now, it's hard to say that. I didn't just say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

They are not the same. They're. They're really. You can't compare the two. I mean that, you know, original Van Halen, David Lee Roth, you know, Atomic Punk and all that. Yeah, I mean, that was groundbreaking. You know, top bar rock and roll at the time, right?

[Michael Turley]

Diver Down.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's kind of like when Joe Walsh joined the Eagles, like when Sammy Hagar joined Van Halen. Tell me you didn't freak out. Everybody I know freaked right out. Like, wow, really? And that album came out and we all ran out and bought it. It was good day one 5150.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that was the 1987 great day.

[J.D. Ryan]

For rock and roll.

[Michael Turley]

God, I just got my Wi fi, my hi fi. My grandma just bought me my new stereo for my room. Hell yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think that was 88.

[Michael Turley]

I was jamming balls. 87 or 88? Yeah, that was good.

[Bobo]

Were you a Stones fan? Now, the run in Houston, you know, the Rolling Stones are there tonight. I just talked to Keith out in the. In the front thing. He's wanted to leave the show early today so we can get the.

[Michael Turley]

Houston, Houston, Houston, Houston. It's Y O U S Houston.

[Bobo]

We have a problem.

[Michael Turley]

Keith, come here. What? I mean, you're in a big hurry.

[Bobo]

He's asking to leave. He's got to get to Houston for the show tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wanted the most if. If anyone was. Somebody loan me a roach clip.

[Bobo]

A roach clip.

[J.D. Ryan]

I lost. I've lost my father in the roach clip.

[Michael Turley]

Keith Richards. How was New Orleans the other night?

[J.D. Ryan]

Outstanding. Outstanding. Have you been to New Orleans?

[Michael Turley]

Do you still enjoy what you do?

[J.D. Ryan]

So do I. Are you making that up?

[Michael Turley]

No, I'm serious. I mean, you're. You're old as dirt. You've. You've played in front of what, 300,000 people in Rio. You've had the largest outdoor concert, you know, not festival in history. You've had more hits, more number ones, made more money, had more sex, done more everything than anybody on planet Earth.

[J.D. Ryan]

I even survived the 80s.

[Michael Turley]

Are you still enjoying it as a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Miami Vice suits on with me jacket, sleeves roll up. Remember that?

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been looked tattoo you. I've been on the verge of dying since 1964.

[Caller Mike]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do I like it? Am I having fun? Yeah, I'm having a ball every day, every day. It's like the song is a rainbow. Like I come in colors, you know? Today's me blue day and I'll tell it means blues DJ Ryan. I'm talking about blue light bright, happy blue. Going to Houston tonight, right. Going to party with J.J. watt and David Bowie.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow, that's a weird combo.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. And David Bowie's dead, by the way, so it's not easy to do. We've got what you call the people that call in the dead like that and talk it. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Telepathers, telepathies.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm having my private. Telepathy's got a co op. David Bowie. And we're gonna have J.J. watt tackle him.

[Bobo]

He hates that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bowie always hates that. Mick tackle Bowie wants to turn into a five month affair. Having it tickle.

[Michael Turley]

How long is your set Tonight we.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do precisely an hour 48. Wow, 48. We used to do an hour 49. And Mick always forgets the third verse to start me up, so it's now 48.

[Bobo]

Amazingly precise.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not. Not these things. Time like that. Because maybe you know our 48 and 4 seconds. We don't care. They're Rolling Stones, right? You know, bollocks on your tongue.

[Michael Turley]

50.

[Bobo]

You guys still travel the world Last night in London tonight. Houston, Denver, Colorado, next weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, yeah, they've got this thing. Don't tell anybody.

[Michael Turley]

The show starts in Denver in a. In an hour. You want to hang out for a minute and say hey to Denver?

[Bobo]

We just fly them down.

[J.D. Ryan]

They have these things called aeroplanes. I know they take anywhere fast.

[Bobo]

You probably sleep.

[Michael Turley]

We're debuting in Denver, Keith, this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

I haven't slept since 1960.

[Michael Turley]

Colorado, Fort Collins and Denver. Three stations in Colorado. I'm nervous about it. I'd like for you to stay along since you're playing.

[Bobo]

When's he playing there gonna be Saturday. Next Saturday? No, I'm sorry, the. August 10th. August 10th?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Is that their next couple of weeks?

[Bobo]

Yeah, actually they go to Rutherford, New Jersey, Monday, August 5th, and then Denver, Colorado. August 10th.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Keith, stay with us for a minute because that'll. That'll help me have cool points going into Denver.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Whose whiskey is that?

[Michael Turley]

That's mine, but you're welcome to it. Is that. Is that TX whiskey?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's morning.

[Michael Turley]

It says sell that on it, if that's okay with you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning time. You know, it is more.

[Bobo]

It's still night in London.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're.

[Bobo]

You just came from. You don't know.

[Michael Turley]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning everybody out there in radio land. Cali to Maryland, Galita Kalita. I had a girlfriend named Callie in high school.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good name.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. You know, now that I'm thinking about this.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I had a girlfriend. There was a day. There was a day. It's early. Hopefully nobody's listening yet. In high school. So how old are you in High School? 15. I thought I had three chicks pregnant at the same time. And they.

[J.D. Ryan]

She.

[Michael Turley]

All the. All the news came down at the outdoor beer party. At the pit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ben Brook Lake news came down.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So, like, one pulled me to the side to tell me she's late, and then the other. They were all there. No. One of them told me earlier that day and the other two were there. So as a 16 year old, maybe 15. 16 year old young man, I'd had the news broken to me by three young ladies that they're all three late. And I'm not trying to paint the picture that I was a. Can you say Coxman on the air? Because I really was. It was just a weird time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stud, like everybody.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. It was just a weird timing. It was just a weird timing deal. Now that I'm listening to myself, it sounds like I'm bragging. I'm not. It was just one of those weird timing deals.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, but you think maybe they're doing that just to.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

Like, hey, I'm. I'm your.

[Michael Turley]

None of them knew each other. Oh, okay. No, no, no. None of that was crossed out because they'll do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did that kind of get screwed up?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

None of them known about each other. Did they find out about each other?

[Michael Turley]

They all went to different schools.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's cool.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. One went to Crowley, one went to Southwest, one went to a Pascal.

[DJ Pre K]

You spread it out. That's good. That's smarter.

[Michael Turley]

You spread the love. Let's spread the love. Spread the love.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the story came out during a cake party.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it came out. One of them came out earlier that day. And so I was sweating that and I was trying to get my. My money gathered up for that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

And then we kind of had this benefit that night. We had this benefit that night. The cake party. Remember how I told you Alex Whedon from a Miranda Lambert's band. He's my old buddy, and we would do keg parties together, and we were raising a little money, having a keg party at the lake that night, you know, like a benefit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

Like a charity raise. And it was for me to afford that first one. Wow.

[Bobo]

Charity for John.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why I know that's very responsible, actually.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

Help John.

[Michael Turley]

But I mean, I didn't tell. That wasn't on the moniker. That wasn't like on the flyer on the playbill. But that was the reason.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

For me, that even. But then we had to get more serious, go get more beer. When I realized that there was more people in need.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Number two.

[Michael Turley]

Number three, possibly. You got a reserve for these things.

[J.D. Ryan]

Isn't that funny? I like the stuff that happened when you're a Teenager. Because now you're all right wing, you know, no choice, Republican. No, you know, no money. No money necessary.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't say them anything. Why are you telling me what? Why are you telling me? Why are you telling me what I am?

[Bobo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the money for? That's all I'm saying.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, but what now? Why are you telling me what I am now?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, because we're friends and we talk.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but I didn't change.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

You know, if you and I had a session in the other room in a minute. If you were a homosexual and I knocked you up, we decided we didn't want to keep it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think this piece works that way. And I will knock you out.

[DJ Pre K]

Confused here. Mommy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Forgive me for asking, you know, like, you sound like you were pretty pro choice when you were a teenager.

[Michael Turley]

Are you trying to get me to make a statement?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Is that what you're trying to do?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is your story?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I'm telling you, I try.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why don't I.

[Michael Turley]

That's right. It's my goddamn show and I do what I want. It's my story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Liberal butthole.

[Michael Turley]

Another liberal.

[Bobo]

You can't say that. By the way. Not the liberal part.

[Michael Turley]

It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll. Carson, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller Mike]

Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Claude out there. Claude. A 15 grand Cherokee with 75, 000 miles on it. Average. Rougher, clean.

[Caller Mike]

O. Average.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know, man. Is it 10 grand?

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course it is.

[Caller Mike]

No, not at all.

[Michael Turley]

Is it 15?

[Caller Mike]

I owe 17. 5 on it.

[Michael Turley]

I owe I.O. it's off to work. I go With a Sigma Kai between my thighs Kyo. Kyo. I don't know what. How long have you had it?

[Caller Mike]

You're almost two years.

[Michael Turley]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. It's mid teens is what the money is. And I'll buy it. Okay? All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What were you saying about refugees, Bob? Now, we'll get to that in a minute.

[Bobo]

I'm excited because didn't Billy Bob Thornton coming on the show later?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobo]

That's kind of cool.

[Michael Turley]

It's super duper.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's kind of cool.

[Michael Turley]

It's super duper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Also, we're having a fundraiser on our Facebook page because John needs to buy a bassinet and tiny shoes and Pampers. The new Pampers with the app built in. That's what the money was for child care.

[Michael Turley]

You're a bad person. You're going to hell help you. And we're going to talk to Satan later as well. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the air for givethevin.com go to givethevin.com if they don't beat your Wii, don't beat your CarMax offer. We'll send you a check for $100.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

Air check, 945Houston, the buzz. Call me if you can hear me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I've got a couple people shooting us notes saying that we're not on the air down there. If that's the case, we need to wake somebody's ass up and fix it. Damn straight.

[Bobo]

Rattle our cage.

[Michael Turley]

Besides all my rage, I'm still just a rat on the buzz. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Look at you. I know it. I know it, I know it. And I kind of believe him. I don't know why it's been. It's been a while since when you're running a network of 30 sticks, somebody's always screwing up. Sure, it's like some kids always showing up late to class, even if it's automated. Senator Lindsey Graham doesn't like Tom Cruise's new jacket. What's that about, J.D.

[Bobo]

Well, Senator Lindsey Graham doesn't like that new Tom Cruise iconic top gun bomber jacket getting tweaked. They changed it. They dropped some of the. Remember the old one back in the 80s? All right, they changed this one, because they changed this one to please the Chinese. Apparently, flags from Taiwan and Japan were removed from the jacket basically to please the film's people. To put the money.

[Michael Turley]

Hang on. So. So in this day and age, 25 years later.

[Bobo]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

They had to remove two flags off of the jacket to make. Be politically correct.

[Bobo]

Yes, that's what Lindsey Graham is saying. We have audio from them if you want to do what's called Graham Jacket.

[Michael Turley]

That's the power of Chinese money in the modern world.

[Bobo]

It kind of sucks.

[Michael Turley]

I hate to change. I hate to see the flag removed.

[Bobo]

Because of Chinese financing.

[Michael Turley]

It's a private sector decision.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's nothing the government can do.

[DJ Pre K]

But I think it sucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do you care?

[DJ Pre K]

Why? Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Who?

[DJ Pre K]

How do you even notice?

[Bobo]

How did you notice that?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, there are a lot of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Patches on the jacket, but that's that old feud, Taiwan and China, you know, they've been. That's been going on for 50 years.

[Michael Turley]

Who cares? Houston, you're on the air. Are we down? Are we good?

[J.D. Ryan]

Lindsey Graham cares.

[Caller Mike]

Hello?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, are we on down there?

[Caller Mike]

Yes. Yes, you are.

[Michael Turley]

What kind of is sending me the. Well, you know. God Almighty. Thank you. Thank you very much for telling me that.

[Caller Mike]

Hey, can you hear?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I can hear you.

[Caller Mike]

Hello?

[Michael Turley]

I can hear you. Everybody likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smart ass. Chuck and Conroe. Chuck and Conroe. Chuck and Conroe going. I'm going. Houston, good morning on the air. Hey, bud.

[Caller Mike]

Yep, for 94 or 5. You're loud and clear down here, bro.

[Michael Turley]

Loud and clear down here, bro. Cephas, thank you. Thank you, sir.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, our drivers down in Houston. Lee just texted me, said you're on the air.

[Michael Turley]

So whoever.

[DJ Pre K]

That guy that said we're not, he's got the wrong station.

[Michael Turley]

Car guy says, l. All hail car guys who work on Saturday. Johnny New Orleans. Good morning.

[Caller Mike]

All hail all car guys that are working on Saturday. Yeah, yeah, the more appropriate way.

[Michael Turley]

Are you a hail guy? Are you a dent? Are you. Are you. Are you a pimple popper? Are you a dent pusher?

[Caller Mike]

That's a negative.

[Michael Turley]

All right. What do you do? I could go without. Hell, what do you do?

[Caller Mike]

I'm a car dealer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where do you work?

[Caller Mike]

I'm a car dealer. New Orleans.

[Michael Turley]

Independent franchise.

[Caller Mike]

We got guys listening to this on the way in saying, what is he doing? Calling in, what's that?

[Michael Turley]

What do you do there?

[Caller Mike]

We just flip cars. Like, push an arm like everybody else.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, just mow. I mean, are you. Are you. Are you a note dealer? Are you cash and carry your ass. What do you do? Which part of it.

[Caller Mike]

We do what it takes. We do what it takes. All the above and then some.

[Michael Turley]

Do what it takes. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. Chuck and Conroe. When someone says Chuck and Conroe, then you're supposed to say yes. And the reason I hung up on you a minute ago is you didn't say yes, Conroe. Well, it says your name's Chuck and Conroe.

[Caller Mike]

Sorry, buddy.

[Michael Turley]

That's all right.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, we're. Hey, Loud and clear. And Conroe, buddy.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. All right. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. So Top Gun.

[DJ Pre K]

The reboot.

[Michael Turley]

The reboot. They had to take the Japanese flag off the chair.

[Bobo]

Apparently they took a couple of the flags off of the jacket. Who notices that? It's even the trailer. It's not even the movie. The movie's not out till next year.

[Michael Turley]

Who's gonna be offended?

[Bobo]

Apparently.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lindsey Graham.

[DJ Pre K]

Slow news day. Somebody's looking for a story.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's one of those micro minutia deals.

[Michael Turley]

And that's why you don't need to listen to Lindsey Graham. Need to get a naked pic of Roller girl. Heather Graham. Heather Graham. That'll calm you down.

[Bobo]

That'll settle your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you seen the jacket? The Tom Cruise The. The Top Gun jacket he wears right now?

[Michael Turley]

You. You.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I would never know. There's so much stuff on it. You would never know that the. The flag of Taiwan is not on it.

[Michael Turley]

Was it funded by the Japs or something?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's funded by the Chinese, to a great extent. Sony. Yeah. Yeah. He's not a hater.

[Michael Turley]

He's a Texan.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the accidental racist.

[Michael Turley]

There ain't no accident about that. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Billy Bob Thornton's gonna be on the show a little later in a. For those in Dallas Fort Worth, he's playing at Billy Bob's tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Box.

[Michael Turley]

Boxmasters. More people know about that band than I thought. I'd never heard of it. And I've been sure mentioned to a few people. And they're good. They're all.

[Bobo]

They're really good.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was surprised to find that they've got a bit of a following as well. The new album, by the way, came out just this past June and I really like it. I've decided it's my favorite new music in a while.

[Bobo]

Unlike Dennis Quaid's band, they're really good. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

This Quiz man sucked.

[Bobo]

It did.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sorry.

[Bobo]

Sorry, too.

[Michael Turley]

The Sharks. The Sharks suck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Should have called them the Barbs.

[Caller Mike]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Ezekiel Elliott is in training camp. Not in training camp. What's the deal?

[DJ Pre K]

He's not there yet. He is holding. Well, here's the deal. August 6th is the big day. If he doesn't show up by August.

[Michael Turley]

6Th, what's he holding out for?

[DJ Pre K]

More money?

[Michael Turley]

He wants. Are they in a. Are they in a contract negotiation?

[DJ Pre K]

They're not in a contract year. But he's wanting his money now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

And, you know, I. I don't blame him for trying, but I don't know if he's gonna get it. But because of his past here, he's. He can't stay out of trouble.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, if he's in a contract, why does he have to perform?

[DJ Pre K]

Why does he.

[Michael Turley]

Why do they call it a contract if he can't. If he can just jump in the middle and go on strike?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, he. That's. Here's part of the deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[DJ Pre K]

So if he doesn't show by August 6, he foregoes his free agency. So after this year, his contracts up, he foregoes that got. So his contract. I mean, he's got no.

[Michael Turley]

Nothing. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

No leverage, no nothing stand for. So right now, it's just kind of a little play, I think, for next year. He's just letting Jerry know, hey, I'm serious. I'm just going to show up, you know, right before the 6th. But I just want you to know I want my money now. If he doesn't after August 6th, if he doesn't show up, then you know what? Boy, he's really just putting all the cards out there and just. He's trying. I don't. And I don't know if Jerry better have my money.

[Michael Turley]

It come rain, sleet, or snow. Not some, not half how much, but all my cal or I'm going to take my foot and put it right in your. And I can't say on the radio.

[DJ Pre K]

I think that's how the negotiations are going.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think Zeke Elliott is. Is the smoothest spoon in the drawer, if that makes any sense. So this isn't him. This is his agent.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, of course.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, Doctor.

[Michael Turley]

Dr. J. Man.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not a hater.

[Michael Turley]

He's a Texan.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the accidental racist. Never pay retail.

[Michael Turley]

Annie. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller Mike]

Hey, what's up? What's up?

[Michael Turley]

Not much.

[Caller Mike]

You're good on the bus.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, ma'. Am. Thanks for checking in, Cade. An 05 Tahoe with 140, 000 miles is lifted. How lifted is it?

[Caller Mike]

He's got a six inch lift.

[Michael Turley]

05 with 140 average. Rough or clean?

[Caller Mike]

It's average.

[Michael Turley]

Paint good or is it coming off or fading out?

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, pain is good. Pain's good.

[Michael Turley]

I'm four to five thousand dollars. I need to see the photos. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll get to working on. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio just like Cade's there. All right, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf, ACDC is going.

[Michael Turley]

Back on tour with Brian Johnson.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, which is great.

[Michael Turley]

I'd like to go see them again. The before they die tour is what they're gonna call it. Jeff and Houston, good morning.

[Caller Mike]

Now you don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good.

[Michael Turley]

Good. You got a 16 Tesla XT90?

[Caller Mike]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

What color?

[Caller Mike]

It's the charcoal gray. I forget the name. Name they call it. It's a gray.

[Michael Turley]

It's gray.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful.

[Michael Turley]

DJ Prique, who screened your call, put T90. He meant P90. It's a P90 DJ. I know you can't speak English. P90. Is it a P90D or P90 straight?

[Caller Mike]

No, just straight. It's. No. The only thing it didn't have. I didn't get on it or we didn't get on it was the ludicrous button. That's it.

[Michael Turley]

You didn't want to be ludicrous. How many miles? 30. 30,000. How does it feel to be a grown white male that drove a golf cart for 30,000 miles that you paid a Hundred thousand dollars for. It's weird to think about when you. Well.

[Caller Mike]

It wouldn't be. So. It's my brothers and he unexpectedly passed away, so it's. I'm trying to possibly.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks for the family. Thanks, Jeff. Thanks for making me look and feel like an absolute jerk. You know, there's nothing like just throwing the dead brother right there in the middle of the show.

[Caller Mike]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller Mike]

Everybody's a. Everybody paradigm, man.

[Michael Turley]

I'm sorry. How did he pass and how old was he?

[Caller Mike]

He was 62. Was perfectly healthy five weeks ago and long story short, pancreatic cancer three weeks later died.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's. That is the deadliest cancer ever. Just. Boom.

[Caller Mike]

That was brutal.

[Michael Turley]

Where is the car? Where's the car located?

[Caller Mike]

Columbus, Ohio.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Are you the one that sent me an email last night?

[Caller Mike]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Somebody in California has a dad's car in Ohio and they wanted us to. Okay, yeah, I can get it out of there. I'm just off the top of my head, I'm thinking 50 G's. A 16 Tesla TT90 with 30,000 miles on it.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah. And it's showroom. I mean, it's never been through a car wash. I mean it's perfect.

[Michael Turley]

Do, do me here. I'll put you on hold and have Pre K get your info so you can load it up and we'll. We'll work on it. But I can get it picked up in Columbus, Ohio, no problem. Get you paid or get them paid. But speaking of. Hey, hang on. So whose name is it in and is there airship papers or can we write the check to him and they could deposit it into his. Is he married?

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, cool. All right.

[Caller Mike]

What do you think the top number would be on that John?

[Michael Turley]

50,000 or off the top of my head, 50. 50.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, we're looking. We're looking for more.

[Michael Turley]

How much?

[Caller Mike]

I know, I know you're in the business money. I know you're in the business to make money in your wholesale. So I, I just wanted, you know, they're. They're not that. They're not that many on the, you know, on for sale. So, you know, we may just. Just try to hour and sell it. So I'm looking, you know, I was thinking, I'm looking for. I'm looking for like 65. So.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller Mike]

That'S. That's retail, you know, I mean, that's, you know, if you get to get.

[Michael Turley]

Closer, probably give 55. I don't think I'd give any more than 55. Maybe 57. 55. To 57. I should just see it go load it up into the website. We'll work on it. But you gotta also understand the convenience of showing up and just handing a check. You don't have to go drive around with people on test drives. Run out of. Run out of electricity. Have to flag down a guy with a charger, charge it back up, get hit in the ass in. While you're trying to charge it up off of a diesel generator. Sure. I mean, there's a lot of problems with 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Don't look at me and start nodding your head, moving your lips. You don't have something to say? Bob. 15F150 Platinum. 77, 000 miles FX4.

[Caller Mike]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

How you doing? Good, good. Leather roof, nav crew cab. 1570, 000 miles. Off the top of my head, I'm thinking $20,000. I need to look it up. Hang on a sec. It's got 70 on it, right? Almost 80.

[Caller Mike]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

What's it take?

[Caller Mike]

77.

[Michael Turley]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller Mike]

It's 30.

[Michael Turley]

How could that truck be worth 30 with 80, 000 miles on it? Where are you coming up with that?

[Caller Mike]

I don't know. You're the expert, not me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I'm just.

[Caller Mike]

I mean that. That's what I owe on it, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's what.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's it.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that defines value, does it?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I don't think it works there. Let's see what average MMR is holding a second. It's a platinum. It's a six cylinder or a 8V8, I think. 78,000 miles. Average MMR, which would be the auction. You're not that far off. I'm light as hell. What I'm doing bad. I'm bad hungover today. I. I sat. Sat up and drank with my brother and my nephew last night until 2 in the morning. So. All my bids are screwed up. All my bids are screwed up this morning. Obviously I'm. The good news is I'm not screwing up on the high side. There you go.

[DJ Pre K]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Caller Mike]

I think you're too bad.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you're about right. I'm closer to 30 than. Than I was. I. I'm not saying I'll give 30, but I think I'll give 29.

[Caller Mike]

Okay. I might have to make a decision on this one.

[DJ Pre K]

All right.

[Caller Mike]

That's not too bad.

[Michael Turley]

Go. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Ask your wife, call your Rabbi, ask your grandmother and let them all pray about it. And if everybody agrees to sell it to me for 29, then let us know. Well, you did it. I got it. Did you ever get any good audio of the auction? Any straight pipe audio?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, we've got. Yeah, we've got tons of auction audio.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I'm not. I'm not comfortable with any clips. I've got. But we've got lots of. Just if you want to hear it in the background.

[DJ Pre K]

No, nothing good yet now.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, nothing. Nothing special really.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, what time is Dwight Yam. I mean Sling Blade. I mean Carl. You mean Billy. Billy Thornton. WR.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bud Thornton.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. What time is he coming around? 9:4580-080072-34800. 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's our time. That's 10:45 Eastern. It'll be 8. 45 Mountain.

[Michael Turley]

Wow. We gotta do.

[DJ Pre K]

What about West Coast?

[Michael Turley]

What about West Coast?

[J.D. Ryan]

They just got to figure it out for themselves, man. Every man for himself west of Santa Fe. You got to do it yourself, man.

[Michael Turley]

Aaron. Kermit, Texas. A couple things. You got your ears on, old Kermit?

[Caller Mike]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

You're out there in deep, deep West Texas desert, correct? Yep. Okay. You got a 08 Malibu with 160,000 miles.

[Caller Mike]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

And I am not driving out there to pick up that pos. It's too far. It ain't worth nothing. Put it on the side. God almighty. And the radio doesn't work. Maybe the driver going to freaking Mexico to pick up a 300 car. You guys all lost your damn mind.

[Bobo]

That's going the wrong way.

[Michael Turley]

He just needs to put that thing with a for sale sign in front of the Dairy Queen that's abandoned in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kermit.

[Michael Turley]

Put twelve hundred dollars. Cash or carry. Bring me the cash or carry your ass and sell to somebody walking by. Reno, Nevada. Vegas. Good morning.

[Caller Mike]

Vegas.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Caller Mike]

Hey.

[Michael Turley]

This is Steve. How you doing? Good.

[Caller Mike]

Hey, I was wondering. I got a 2016 Dodge. 2500 Turbo Cummins diesel. It's the Laramie. You think that's worth.

[Michael Turley]

I like it.

[Caller Mike]

To sell.

[Michael Turley]

I like it. Is it leather? Is it leather? It's a Laramie. So it's leather.

[Caller Mike]

That's all leather. It's a. Let all the chrome package on it. No, no sunroof in that.

[Michael Turley]

Is it a. It's a three quarter ton or 110.

[Caller Mike]

It is a one ton mega cab or crew cab. It's. It's the four door, but it's the smaller. It's not. You Know how they made the Mega? I guess it's not the Mega Cab. The Mega Caps a little bit bigger, sure.

[Michael Turley]

How many miles?

[Caller Mike]

It's got 60,000 miles on it.

[Michael Turley]

What color?

[Caller Mike]

It's white.

[Michael Turley]

So We've got a 16 Cummins turbo diesel. Was 60 in white. No roof. Does it.

[Caller Mike]

No sunroof.

[Michael Turley]

Is it deleted or is it a straight pipe? I mean, it's a straight pipe. Or is it a factory mission?

[Caller Mike]

It's all factory.

[Michael Turley]

Mm. 30. 30. 30. 30. A thousand.

[Caller Mike]

38. Yeah, that's. That's. That's good, man. Hey, and one note. One thing I see is I think I might hang on to it because I don't owe that much on it. And I don't mean to waste your time, but.

[Michael Turley]

Don't waste my time. Half a million people but want to hear about your Dodge truck. You and your goddamn Dodge truck that you want everybody to know that you got. Holy. I got a Dodge truck. You know, I don't know much on it, so I don't want to. You gave me too much, but I don't want to sell it. But I like y'.

[Caller Mike]

All.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what?

[Michael Turley]

We don't like you now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Think I might hold off all that.

[Caller Mike]

Well, I still like you, man. I reckon. I reckon I still like you. Mr. Wolf. You have a great day, man.

[DJ Pre K]

Wasted five minutes.

[Michael Turley]

I just lost somebody. Austin, is that you? Not Austin Parky, Dennis? I don't know, some lady from Austin, just. Good morning. KLBJ in Austin, Texas. I'll tell you what, man. Did you listen to their stream yesterday?

[J.D. Ryan]

A bit.

[Michael Turley]

I was in Austin. Those guys do radio, right?

[Bobo]

Do they?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man. Oh, man. You just have to listen. It's just. That's the best program station, I think for me, everybody has different tastes. Sure. But for me, you want the. All right, all right, all right. You know, flashbacks feel they got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they mix it quite correctly.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

And all their little. Their little show bits, you know, it's.

[Michael Turley]

Like Dazed and Confused. I mean, it's good. It's good. It reminds me of the old days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lots of years, just like the third grade.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's. That's a good buzz.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

800-800-723-4. Yes, we're talking about UK LBJ in Austin, Texas. I hadn't been down there forever. I drove yesterday. It's easy. I mean, it's three hours. There's nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you like to do when you're down there? I mean, for fun?

[Michael Turley]

Yesterday I was looking for a location to. We're gonna Open up a location. San Marcos and then one in Georgetown, I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I don't want to be too ultra local, but just real quickly, I mean, where's your place to hang? Where's your spot in Austin?

[Michael Turley]

We'll talk about it in a minute because we're timed out. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars and radio. Forgivemetheven.com. you know, my old man always told me all I need is a woman that's very flexible with a good attitude. So I built a company around that principle. My name's John Clay Wolfe and givemetheven.com is extremely flexible and has a great attitude and fast. 60 seconds online. Get your bid. Get it now. We come to your house, we pick it up with a check. We invented this stuff. 25 years in the making. Give me the VIN dot com. If I don't beat your CarMax offer, I owe you a hundred bucks. Pontiacs to Porsches, everything in between. We buy the big ones, buy the little ones. GiveMeTheEven.com sell us your car.

[J.D. Ryan]

GiveMeTheEven.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear. Hey, Alexa, can you order me another pepperoni pizza?

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

I don't think that's a good idea. Your blood pressure is through the roof.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Maybe you should try eating a salad once in a while and do some push ups.

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

Or do you want me to start.

[Michael Turley]

Calling you Mr. Man Boobs?

[J.D. Ryan]

Never mind. I'll just eat some carrots and broccoli.

[Michael Turley]

Nice choice, tubby.

[Caller Mike]

Now drop and give me 20.

[Michael Turley]

And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. With special guests, actor and recording artist Billy Bob Thornton. And featuring CJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan.

[Michael Turley]

The Prince of Darkness.

[J.D. Ryan]

And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

That's a lot of guests. So Billy Bob's gonna be on. Satan's gonna be on. Keith Richards is still here?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, he hadn't left for Houston yet.

[Michael Turley]

I thought we were gonna start with Rocky Mountain High. Why didn't you do that, Bob?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would we do that?

[Michael Turley]

I thought we were gonna start with Rocky Mountain High and chill them all out. Let them take their big toke, the Colorado, Rocky Mountain High. And then we would have John Denver crash his airplane into the mountain and die instead of the ocean. Like, what really happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I've come to a place in my life where I'm trying to have less death on the show.

[Michael Turley]

There's nothing funnier than death. I mean. I mean, dying is good comedy, bud. And I mean, oh, Satan, who would know better? Don't you dare turn off Rocky Mountain High. Satan loves it. Bring it up. Bring it up, Turley. Give it more. Say, what do you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. You know, I always get a kick out of the John Denver thing.

[Bobo]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he was so squeaky clean.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So squeaky clean.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

His entire career.

[Bobo]

Do not ruin my image of John.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not gonna ruin.

[Bobo]

He's not there with you, is he?

[J.D. Ryan]

Occasionally. Oh, no, no, no. But he gets around.

[Bobo]

You can visit.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a.

[Michael Turley]

You know, I heard John Denver was a lot like Marion Barry. He liked to do crack cocaine and have sex with prostitutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, now, I don't know anything about any cocaine. But Mr. Denver, as I call him.

[Michael Turley]

He went to high school with my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dad, has drank me under the table many times.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Bobo]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't start out that way. He didn't start out that way, but he was kind of always headed that way. You know what I mean? I mean, some days they're diamond, some days are quarter Jack Daniels.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, Colorado Springs. Denver, Colorado. Fort Collins. Yes, we're here. And call in and tell them to get rid of us. They won't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn nice to see you. What do you do?

[Michael Turley]

I don't give a. I'll show you what I do when I'm damn good ready to show you what I do. Quit prodding me, Kyle. What are you doing?

[Caller Mike]

I was looking at this. I wasn't exactly drunk, but I was in an altered state. Lack of sleep, too many Red Bulls. And I came home with this the other day and wondering what to do with her. She's pretty, though.

[Michael Turley]

What I see here is you got a 19 Mustang GT350R, which is the track car, the race car. 19 miles. Got drunk and woke up with this car. So did you buy it in your having buyer's remorse?

[Caller Mike]

Oh, I was. But this morning you were asking if anybody heard. Could hear you in Houston. And I called in car show heck, see what John has to say about this car.

[Michael Turley]

So do you own. How long did you buy it?

[Caller Mike]

10 days.

[Michael Turley]

What? They told me because they asked me about it during the. Do you do you wanted the dealership to buy it back.

[Caller Mike]

No, no, no, no. I'm not trying nothing like that. I've kind of got used to her. But we'd like to hear what you have to say about her. She's got carbon fiber wing spoilers, interior rims. And I just. Is that normal on that version?

[Michael Turley]

No. A GT350R is like 60,000 new, isn't it? What sticks her 70.

[Caller Mike]

I don't know. I didn't look at him that much. I caught up in did you buy I guess whether I could. Yeah, I bought it.

[Michael Turley]

What'd you pay for it?

[Caller Mike]

I guess 72 boy get you some.

[Michael Turley]

Where'd you buy them?

[Caller Mike]

Russell Smith Ford here in Houston. It's a 350R as I was second the I could use it for a daily driver but driving her in Houston I don't think our mayor blues and filling potholes. I just.

[Michael Turley]

I'll give 60000 for it. I. I mean I. I think I. I'd give. I'd give 60000 maybe 63000 for it. I need to look probably 60.

[Caller Mike]

All right. I wasn't really.

[Michael Turley]

All right. Thanks.

[DJ Pre K]

So he got drunk.

[Michael Turley]

Well here's. Here's. Here's how this thing started wrong. And this is what always happens when you bring a buyer into the show. They don't know how to screen a call. They don't know how to set anything up. They tell this story about this guy that got drunk and wanted to return it to the dealership. So we chase him down and bring him on the show because we're going to set this thing up to hear a story about him trying to buy. He bought a car drunk. He's going to push it backwards and we get him on the air and.

[Bobo]

It'S completely opposite completely different story.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think the guy owned the car. I don't think he bought the car. I think the whole thing's a big fat lie.

[DJ Pre K]

So it was never drunk.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think he's even real. No, I think. I think he's an absolute liar. I'm calling you a liar in front of half a million people right now, sir. I think you're a GD liar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would he do that?

[Michael Turley]

Just cause he didn't buy that car. He didn't do a damn thing. Kim, Good morning. You're on the air. Kim? Kim? Kim. Kim. Kim, you there? 04 Mustang 1002000 miles GT I'll give 4000. Hi. Hi. 4000. All right. Dennis, I just lost him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shoot.

[Michael Turley]

DJ I just hung up on number three on accident on this. What I think is my fault. Okay. What time.

[Bobo]

That's what you do on the air. You buy cars.

[Michael Turley]

What? Yeah, that's. The website is real people, not liars.

[Bobo]

Right. To real people. And they go to the website. If you want to get straight through. If you don't want to call the radio there is give me the vin, like your VIN number, Give me the.

[Michael Turley]

Vin dot com, give me the VI N dot com. Or you can just load in your license plate number and it'll do it right there. We've been doing this for 23 years, different versions of it. I've been in the car business since, well, I started in 91 when I was 18, and I've been in the wholesale car business since 96. I don't know how many years that is. It's a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

28 years.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Really got a 20. Wait, 28 years ago was 91.

[J.D. Ryan]

19 plus nine.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, dude, that's obnoxious.

[Bobo]

And we're saying good morning to some new markets today, like Denver, Colorado, where the Rolling Stones are going to be August 10th, Saturday. And Keith Richards is one of our guests. He's gonna be. He's in studio here. Gonna be in Houston tonight. And of course gonna be in Denver.

[Michael Turley]

Houston. It's not Houston, it's Houston. Y O, Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

Houston.

[Bobo]

Houston tonight. And then Denver, Colorado, Saturday, August 10th.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Keith, what's up, buddy?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if you're saying Houston correctly, Jim.

[Michael Turley]

Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna get my itinerary right as a great big bloody H. First of Houston guy. You say Houston. Say it with me.

[Michael Turley]

Houston. Houston. Houston, Texas. Don't negate the H. Billy Bob Thornton is coming in. He's gonna call in a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah?

[Michael Turley]

You want to hang around for that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll know.

[Michael Turley]

Billy Bob, do you want to hang around for that?

[J.D. Ryan]

He owes me $60.

[Bobo]

Why? I don't want to know.

[J.D. Ryan]

All I want to say, it's not legal. We had a bet on announce marijuana.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

He lost.

[Michael Turley]

So you're playing Denver, Keith, when you play in Denver?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Bobo]

Saturday, August 10th.

[Michael Turley]

Why does JD know my Ohio stadium?

[Bobo]

Because I'm looking at the tour schedule. He doesn't care. He gets on an airplane, they land him and they take him to the stage. Wheel you around on a cart.

[Michael Turley]

Keith, when's the last time you did heroin? Keith Richards.

[J.D. Ryan]

What time is it currently?

[Bobo]

9:14 Central Time.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's been at least seven hours or so. I'm falling off a bit, right? They take me.

[Michael Turley]

What is it like when you do heroin?

[J.D. Ryan]

They put me on a plane, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I got. I'll get a little hard, you know, I'll nod off. But you gotta have your sleep. You know, when you're rock and roll guitar guard. And then they take me off the plane, take me to the show, fly the show. They take me to about like the Outback Steakhouse or something like that, Right? We gotta eat.

[Michael Turley]

Keith, are you. Are you from England or Australian?

[J.D. Ryan]

And they'll take me to the Outback Steakhouse. I can't say any other way.

[Michael Turley]

Right? Outback Steakhouse. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

If I was going to golden crowd DJ blocking crowd.

[Michael Turley]

But can you hear me?

[J.D. Ryan]

The Outback stakeout.

[Bobo]

Roll the shrimp from the barbie.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's how you say it.

[Michael Turley]

I don't care about all that. I wanna. I'm interviewing you, Keith Richards. Look at me. Look at me. What is it like when you do heroin? What does heroin feel like? Horrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't do it. Don't do it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I only do it because I've got a lot of it. If I didn't have it, I wouldn't do it.

[Michael Turley]

It seems like you and the other musicians, I mean you watch. Did you watch the movie about Ray Charles?

[Caller Mike]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

He had a bit of a heroin issue.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah. You should have known him back in the day.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I believe the day was a Saturday day. It was wild. Wild.

[Michael Turley]

What does heroin do to you? It just seems such. So heavy. Such an over the top drug. Like you're trying to kill yourself. Why? What? When you're putting that needle in your.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vein, it makes you travel through time.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back to the time of your birth.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And want to crawl back up into your mum.

[Michael Turley]

Can you play guitar better stoned on heroin than sober?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

The, the, the. This music like we're listening to right now are all. Have you noticed a trend that your, your licks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah, that's pugil right there. That was pure. That was shooting me in. In my knee. In your knee as always.

[Michael Turley]

Shot up in your knee full time before you did. Can you hear me four?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a seven minute song. It takes a lot. You know, you get out what you put in.

[Michael Turley]

Sam 16. Silverado.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Cloth or leather?

[Caller Mike]

It's cloth, but it's got heated seats on it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Two wheel drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Crew cab navigation. What color? Silver. 20 grand. Something like that. Does that sound right?

[Caller Mike]

Is that all it's worth?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. What do you want? What? What? It's yours. What do you want for it.

[Caller Mike]

Man? I was thinking 25.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, too damn high. It's a 50,000 mile here, I'll look it up. Let me look up the market index report thing.

[Caller Mike]

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Michael Turley]

Keith Richards. What do you think? It's worth.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wouldn't go down over 21.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller Mike]

I've had it for three years, man. I feel like I'm never gonna get out of this hole.

[Michael Turley]

Keith Richards from the rolling stones thinks that it's. You're overpricing it. Just FYI. Hang on. 50,000 miles is it? It's a Texas edition. So it's got the 50,000 miles, 20 inch wheels. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller Mike]

25.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Send me pictures. If it's a sweetheart with a clean carfax, I'll buy it.

[Caller Mike]

Hey, do you. Do you beat Texas direct auto?

[Michael Turley]

I beat. Do I beat them? Of course I beat them. I buy the cars from them that people sell to them. People don't even know that I buy the wholesale cars.

[Bobo]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they make money on me buying it from you. All right. 800. 800. I probably bought, I don't know, 5,000 cars. That might be light. Yes, that might be light. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay wolf, and I buy cars right here. Forgivemetheven.com if we don't beat your carmax off, we'll send you a check for $100.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

We outbid them [e-mail] and to prove it, if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you 100 bucks straight up and down. Give me the VIN dot com. 45 seconds. Load your car in, get an. We'll come to your doorstep and pay you right there or pay off your payoff. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we pay you $100. Look at our reviews online. Google givemethevin.com and see it for yourself. It's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Turley.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Since we're on in Colorado national, we get stoned for the rest of the show, like as a tribute.

[DJ Pre K]

A hat doesn't sound like a bad idea.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, boy.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, Randy's here.

[Michael Turley]

Randy wants to get stoned.

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

Man, we waiting for this. Man, I thought you guys were going to get on Colorado radio.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you just get high.

[Caller Mike]

Get it done.

[Michael Turley]

When you get high, you can't get anything done, though. You're just a. You just want to drink and then eat and then go to sleep, Right? But I mean, this Ain't my job. I just hang around.

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

You know, y' all don't have to get anything done.

[Michael Turley]

Man, I'm not judgmental. I gotta produce. I gotta work today. This is. Saturday's a heavy day for me, man. I can't get baked and screw off with you. Jake Legs, new to the show.

[Bobo]

This sound is a chipmunk. We haven't said that yet.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, he's a chipmunk.

[Bobo]

Randy's a chipmunk.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you for not calling me a squirrel today, Jason.

[Bobo]

I love you, Randy.

[Michael Turley]

You ain't got a damn thing. You do, John. Just take one hit.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't.

[Michael Turley]

I don't want. I've got too much to do. I would never. I'd be scared to death. He's not gonna hurt you. I'd be scared to death.

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Good time.

[Caller Mike]

Look what I've got. Oreos.

[Michael Turley]

Look what he's got. Yeah. Yeah. You know, it goes great with Oreos. Marijuana, Oreos.

[Caller Mike]

Time. Get high, man. Let it go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you.

[DJ Pre K]

J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Quit drinking a while back. Get him to J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bring it over.

[Michael Turley]

If you. If you got stoned, would that be against your sobriety pledge?

[Bobo]

By definition.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. But screw it, though, man. Saturday.

[Bobo]

See? Screw it. It's Saturday.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. All right.

[Bobo]

Thank you, then.

[Michael Turley]

All right, well, then, let's do it. And we'll be. Now, hold it in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold it.

[Michael Turley]

Here's what I want to do. I want to go back, play another song, and then we'll get right. We'll get right and then be back in, what, seven minutes, six minutes, five minutes, no matter how long. All right, then. Turn on the music. We'll be right back.

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Michael Turley]

It was, for the first time in.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Michael Turley]

Hey, Austin guy with the 911 C4s or C2s? Callback. I'm sorry I couldn't take your call early, but I do want to buy that car. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I love Porsches. You got 911, that's me. We buy Porsches, vets, all that good stuff. High. So back to music in interviews. We got Billy Bob coming up in a minute. Billy Bob Thornton. But what were you telling me about Crosby or Steven Crosby?

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobbo, David Crosby. There's a new. There's a new documentary out on Netflix. You watched, you know, you know my name, David Crosby, and he did an interview.

[Michael Turley]

It's not called love the one you're with.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that would be a Stephen Stills documentary. Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. And they haven't played together for years and years. There's a reason for that. There's a bit of a plex, if you remember last week's show, there's a bit of a beef, a bit of some tension between David Crosby and especially Graham Nash these days. And this poor young interviewer just asked the wrong question.

[Michael Turley]

You had been romantically involved with Joni Mitchell. Graham is now involved with her. You know, obviously you'd had your. So you didn't watch the documentary? Of course I watched the documentary, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, you need to go back.

[Michael Turley]

And watch it again. You're kind of a dumb guy, you know that? Well, I can see why some of these other guys have a problem with you. If you don't want to do it, don't do it. But don't come here and insult me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, you're an.

[Michael Turley]

You can go through kindergarten here. Yeah. You got somebody in front of you can answer stuff that's serious. And we could have talked about all kinds of serious. And you're going through infantile crap that.

[DJ Pre K]

Anybody could have got out of a book.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Okay, well, good. You're a dip. Hi. Take care.

[J.D. Ryan]

He melted down on the guy. And they're. They're quite a few seconds of David Crosby. Didn't realize his microphone was still on. Just melting down the other room after the interview was over. So he. Apparently he's still a little touchy about Graham Nash and Joni Mitchell. Yeah, for one thing. But that's the deal. I was telling you earlier this week when, when Billy Bob Thornton calls in, you gotta try to ask the right stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you don't want to piss him off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Try not to hack him off.

[Michael Turley]

I'm bad about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you remember that Fargo season one, man, he can be a really bad sob.

[Michael Turley]

DJ Pre K. Yo, yo, yo, yo.

[DJ Pre K]

What's cracking?

[Michael Turley]

Not much. How are you?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, you know, I'm blessed. Pimping as usual, you know.

[Michael Turley]

And for new listeners, DJ Pre K is our in house. White, black man. He's obviously to, to fill the character correctly. He lives it, he breathes it. He's got gold ropes, he's got white high top shoes. He wears sporting apparel and a hat on backwards. Wait, wait, character?

[DJ Pre K]

Man? You mean I could, I could stop doing this?

[Michael Turley]

I guess.

[DJ Pre K]

What have I been doing all this time?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. But what I do like from you is when you explain to people what the hip hop word. Yes, he has a record label and he's ambitious to be a rap star from Azel, Texas.

[Bobo]

Shot a new video this week, I think.

[Michael Turley]

Did you shoot the video on the stripper bus? Hell yeah, we shot a video on that stripper bus. How'd it go?

[DJ Pre K]

It went great, man. I had some beautiful models courtesy of damned dolls in there, you know, tatted up and all that. So, you know, it was definitely a good look, man. It was hot in that bus though. We, we had it going, man. We, we did it.

[Michael Turley]

How's the stereo in that bus?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, it's banging.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. That thing was bumpy.

[DJ Pre K]

You could almost feel it in your chest.

[Michael Turley]

We are going to sell it at the Dallas auto auction on Wednesday morning about 10:30. We've got 700, 600, 600 to 700 cars. Dealer appreciation sale at Dallas Auto auction.

[DJ Pre K]

I saw a little preview of the video.

[Michael Turley]

Did you?

[DJ Pre K]

There may be dollar bills in that bus when it goes through the auction because Pre K was throwing it. Oh, he's making it rain in there.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Whoever buys that bus, you might get, you know, about $5 back because I made sure to scoop that money up too.

[Michael Turley]

Okay?

[DJ Pre K]

I. I ain't taking that much of a loss.

[Michael Turley]

DJ Pre K does a Brotta Stone. You know, there's Rosetta Stone and DJ the entrepreneur, Whitey Blackie. He is, he created Bro Setison and that teaches you hip hop. And we do have Prosetta Stone Hip hop word of the week. So DJ Pre K, take it away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you are now about to witness.

[Michael Turley]

The strength of street knowledge.

[DJ Pre K]

For show though, baby. You know we got to bring y' all the Brozetta Stone, you know, word of the day. I actually got a phrase for y' all today, but I'm gonna break it down for y'.

[Michael Turley]

All.

[DJ Pre K]

Y' all can guess, you know what it means and everything. I'll clue y'. All. Y', all, you know white folks in. But today's phrase is a dripping sauce.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Is it sexual?

[DJ Pre K]

N. It ain't sexy. You think that sounds like something sexual?

[Michael Turley]

It did.

[DJ Pre K]

You Dripping sauce, John.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so dripping sauce. We need to go around. J.D. you're an old white male. I am.

[Bobo]

I'm going to have to go with. Does it have something to do with dropping a lot of money?

[Michael Turley]

Maybe not quite.

[DJ Pre K]

I can give y' all some synonyms. If y'.

[J.D. Ryan]

All.

[Michael Turley]

Not yet, not yet, not yet. Dripping sauce. And it's gifted ghetto slang. Dripping sauce. And if you know the answer, call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 800, 800 radio is our call number. Dripping sauce. Ghetto sling. Dripping sauce. Dripping. What do you think, Toronto?

[DJ Pre K]

I think it means, like, you're just. You got that sauce. You're that. You know, you're that flavor.

[Michael Turley]

You're.

[DJ Pre K]

You're the. The thing right now.

[Bobo]

Cool.

[DJ Pre K]

You're cool. You're that sauce. Right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're dripping sauce.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobo]

Makes sense.

[Michael Turley]

It means you're DJ Pre K. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, y'.

[Caller Mike]

All.

[Michael Turley]

Y' all are getting close, man.

[DJ Pre K]

You know, I. I could, you know, tell y'.

[J.D. Ryan]

All.

[DJ Pre K]

I'll give y' all a quote, you know, that. That really, I think, defines it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Because the quote is, without sauce, you lost, but you can also get lost in the sauce. As the wise Gucci Mane once said.

[Bobo]

The money thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just said dripping sauce. You're overdoing it. You're out acting like a jackass, like you want to be a big shot.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, is this the title of a song that you're putting together or something? This kind of sounds like it could be. It sounds like we're all getting put together by you.

[DJ Pre K]

My new album, Dripping Sauce, is coming out August 8th.

[Michael Turley]

Is it called ripping sauce? Is it. Is it really?

[DJ Pre K]

No plan, but, you know, some synonyms include dipped and whipped.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning. Let's see if this guy knows, you know, what it is. You're on the air.

[Caller Mike]

A dripping sauce.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller Mike]

I think that means, like, it's when you're dressed really well and. Yeah, you're just dressed that way.

[Michael Turley]

Dallas, Texas. What's dripping sauce mean?

[Caller Mike]

It means you got style.

[Michael Turley]

Got style. Virginia. Nevada. Nevada. Good Morning. What's dripping sauce mean? Turn the radio down. Turn the radio down. Turn the radio down.

[Caller Mike]

It's up.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Did any of them get it?

[DJ Pre K]

DJ show enough. We got some sauce drippers out there, baby. You know, basically it means you got the swag, you got the style, you got the flavor. You know, you're the flyest thing walking.

[Michael Turley]

It's a fly guy. And I'm gonna get you, sucker. When he came out of the joint, he was dripping sauce in an outfit.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah. Sure enough, you pull up to the club in a black mink with the, you know, diamond shining, you dripping sauce.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, now I understand it. Now I finally, finally close DJ Pre K. If you don't mind, go ahead and take us out to the next break in the only DJ Pre K way. If you want to give them a little flavor of your flav, that's fine with me too.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, sure enough, man. We gonna put some sauce on it. Okay, keep tuning in. We gonna be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf show that you love to hear, baby. How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Siri/Voice Assistant]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, well, what have you got, Paul?

[Caller Mike]

I got a 2009 Volkswagen CCVR6 Sport.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, and what color is it? Blue, loser. Blue. Paul, you're not a loser, are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[Caller Mike]

No, it's my wife's car, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, before Bob gets in here, did anybody help him with those drops this week? Cuz they suck. They suck. S U C K suck.

[Bobo]

Nope, it didn't help.

[Michael Turley]

Have you noticed that Turley, his intro sucked this week?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know what he's doing.

[Michael Turley]

I think he's doing dope. Think he's back on that stuff again?

[Bobo]

He's doing the dope.

[DJ Pre K]

Kind of a give up that's what it was.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Big give up. Hey, DJ Pre K. I got. I got another job for you. I like putting minorities in power positions. And you being a white black man, I'm gonna empower you to. I need you to proof Bobbo's intros for next week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Hell, yeah. How much does it pay?

[Michael Turley]

It don't pay nothing. But. But it gives you. We'll put it on that internship deal and. And then you can. You can maybe tune him up. Oh, he's back. Let's quit. Okay. John Clay wolf's my name. J.D. ryan is on my right. That goes well for you. Good morning, Bobo. Hi, Turley. Michael Turley. Yo, what is up in DJ Prek. Jessica. Whoa, it's loud. Good morning. Why is it so loud? What are you driving?

[Caller Mike]

Sorry? You get your Chevy Cruz?

[Michael Turley]

You got your top down?

[Caller Mike]

No.

[Michael Turley]

It'S just loud. Oh, I didn't mean your shirt, but that's fine, too. J.D. i don't want to ask her what size her bra is.

[Bobo]

No, I didn't say. Sorry. I held.

[Michael Turley]

Jessica, JD wanted to know what size your bra is.

[Caller Mike]

30, 60?

[Michael Turley]

You knew it. You had the feeling.

[Bobo]

Somehow I just had that feeling.

[Michael Turley]

Small nudes. The smaller the car. The smaller the car, the larger the breast assistance is.

[Bobo]

And see, that was always been my theory.

[Michael Turley]

J.D. i don't want to ask her if they're real or if they're fake.

[Caller Mike]

My mom car.

[Michael Turley]

Jessica. JD Wants to know if they're real or if they're fake.

[Caller Mike]

They're real. Mom boobs.

[Michael Turley]

Mom boobs. Hangers.

[Bobo]

Nailed it.

[Michael Turley]

What is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with? You got to get down on your knees to look up at him.

[Bobo]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

Hey. What?

[Caller Mike]

No, not quite that bad.

[Michael Turley]

What are you calling about, darling?

[Caller Mike]

Just that y' all make my hour long drive to work every Saturday morning worth it.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's. That is what we do it for. That is what we do it for. You know, we've been on the air in Houston for almost 10 years. Or maybe I need to look it up. It's been right at 10 years. Been a long time. Did you. Did you. And today's a shout out to Denver, Colorado, Fort Collins, Colorado, and Colorado Springs, Colorado. Brand new.

[Bobo]

Brand new market. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So roll them up and smoke them up, says Jessica. Jessica, you can tell your Colorado people what they're in store for if you. If you're a fan.

[Caller Mike]

Oh, yeah, it's great. My father actually recently moved to Colorado to be with the rest of or his parents and his sister. They all moved to Colorado four or five years ago. They won't admit it, but I have a feeling that that legal. Legalization has something to do with it.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, hey, hey, I. I like talking to you and your 36 quadruple Ds more than you know, but Billy Bob Thornton is on the. Billy Bob Thornton. The actors on the other line, and I need to talk to him right now. So Billy Bob Thornton. Actually, I'm not going to call him Billy Bob. I'm going to call him W.R. budd Thornton because he doesn't want to use his big name for his singing name because he wants you to love him for his singing career. It's kind of like Vanessa Williams, not. Not the lady, the Dirty Movies. You want to be known for your singing. But they did rename the venue after you just so you could play there tonight at Billy Bob's.

[Caller Mike]

That's right. Well, no, actually it's called WR Budd Thornton's when we're there. That's what I heard. They changed all the signs and the napkins and everything else.

[Michael Turley]

So if you want to get to WR Bud Thornton's dance hall, you need to go down Northside Drive. Go right past Exchange street in the old part town. Look up on the right. It's right there where Billy Bob's used to be. That's WR Bud Thornton Dance hall and review. Hey, Billy Bob, I'll tell you what. My producer, Michael Turley, he came out to your house years ago in like 07 and did an interview with you and said that you live in Slash's old house and that you had your music studio in there. That slashes old music studio.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, I did.

[Michael Turley]

Have.

[Caller Mike]

We moved from there about five years ago now, but. Five or six years ago. But I. I had that house that I bought from slash for about 13 years and we had a great time there, you know, while we were there. But we moved up in the woods now. So if you came to my house now, we live up in a canyon and once you get up there at our place, you wouldn't even know where you are. You could be in Vermont or Oklahoma or wherever.

[Michael Turley]

You'd know if you were in Oklahoma. Easy on the Oklahoma deal. Those guys are sensitive too. But where are you now? Where do you live? What city?

[Caller Mike]

In la. You know, we all, Me and Teddy and JD all live in la.

[Michael Turley]

So what was Slash's home studio like? It just had to be as badass as badass can be. You would imagine.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, it was the old Snake Pit studio. You know, which was the name of his band there for a while. And it was. It was a world class studio. I mean, real. The real thing. And you know, we miss it in some ways, but in other ways, you know, we like to feel like we're going to work. We record over at A and M and have for years now. And there's something about having your own studio where all you got to do is go downstairs. You can become a little bit complacent sometimes, but, you know, we like to feel like we're going to work. So there's. There's good things and bad things about having our own studio.

[Michael Turley]

I. I listened to Bobbo Shot Me your new album. It's called Spec, I believe. Is that correct?

[Caller Mike]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

And I listened to it for the past hour and I must say, sir, I like it. I mean, I'm not kissing your ass. I'm not trying to just be agreeable. I mean, I was like, I like it now. And Turley played a couple of songs for me of, you know, this is like your eighth album, is that right?

[Caller Mike]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

He plays some older stuff. And it sounds to me like you changed your process in a little bit in your voice on this new album. Is that. Would that be accurate?

[Caller Mike]

I changed it on the first two.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller Mike]

Those were. Those were these sort of experimental albums that we were doing. We're trying to have a little bit of a mother's reinvention sense of humor by combining British invasion with hillbilly music, which is not the way we play. We just did it as a stylized thing. We just did those records for fun. They were kind of tongue in cheek. And, you know, the people that got it, got it very strongly. They got the Zappa influence and all that kind of thing. And then after that, we just started doing records the way we normally sound.

[Michael Turley]

So are you off of a recent film project? Are you just in the dead zone right now as far as film work? And you're getting to focus on it sounds like this is your love.

[Caller Mike]

We're kind of masochists, you know, we like to beat ourselves up a little bit. So we had 16 shows in a row and then we finally had a day off a couple of days ago. And it's gone really well. It's, you know, exhausting when you have that kind of schedule. We have 41 shows in 45 days, so it's pretty, pretty brutal. But we're kind of used to that. We generally do that. Like last year we had 45 shows in 52 days. So on days off, we don't know what to do.

[Michael Turley]

We have a movie star extraordinaire, Billy Bob Thornton on the show with us right now. And he's playing Billy Bob's tonight with his band Boxmasters. Tonight wnbc. Josh in Vegas. Josh, you've got an old home. You got a. How many miles are on this truck? You got a. You got a mild out old ass diesel truck, but it's got the good engine in it. A 99F 350XLT with 240,000 miles. Seven, three. Extended cab leather. It's extended cab or crew Cab. Are those beer bottles clanking in the background?

[Caller Mike]

No. They sound like a bad thing if it was real.

[Michael Turley]

Where do you work? At the Coca Coke. The cola bottling factory.

[Caller Mike]

No, no.

[Michael Turley]

I know the sound of clanking beer bottles. You don't have to ask me. I don't know. Man. What's that rig worth? Five grand? Six grand? Five. Six grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Nick and Granberry. A XLT. XLT. XLT. So it's. It's a six. It's a 17F 150 XLT.

[Caller Mike]

That's great.

[Michael Turley]

Two wheel drive, super crew cloth, right?

[Caller Mike]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

44. Hey, guy in Austin with that Ferrari. I do want to talk to you, please. Not the Ferrari, the Porsche. If you have Ferrari 2, call back. Why are you selling it?

[Caller Mike]

I don't know. I honestly, I don't like a feature on it. That's pretty much the only reason the auto shut off. I hate it.

[Michael Turley]

And how does that work?

[Caller Mike]

You stop at a stop sign, stop light a couple seconds in from stopping, it shuts the engine off. I thought and everything.

[Michael Turley]

I thought you could jump around it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can, you can disable that.

[Michael Turley]

You can disable it.

[Caller Mike]

There's a button. There's a button on the dash. But you have to hit it every time you get in the vehicle. And I think you can delete something in the computer to actually disable it permanently. But I don't want to do all that.

[Michael Turley]

Did you know Toyotas, Some of the Tundras? If you stop in a parking lot and put it in park, the air conditioner quits working. That's very odd. I mean, that makes it hard to sleep in your car. Especially if you've been drinking in the heat.

[Caller Mike]

Nothing. Texas ain't a very good thing either.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's not. I think the truck's worth a quarter. 25 grand. 23. 23, 24. 25. 24. Probably 24 I think I'm a little high at 25. Load it up. Let's look on the website. Go to givetheven.com where where you look. Oh, you're in a Dallas Fort Worth. Okay, got it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What time is it currently?

[Bobo]

It's 9:57 Central Time.

[Michael Turley]

We're fixing to lose DC Big 100 out there. So guys, you can jump over to John Claywolf.com and click Listen live the stream. Or you can go to the iHeartMedia player, play it up. No, that they don't stream us. That's the podcast on iHeart. But the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page right at the top also has our podcast that goes up about two o' clock and that's all five hours without commercials or music.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I suggest to listen to the stream because you never know what you may hear after the show.

[Bobo]

Well, yeah, like, like last week we accidentally forgot to turn the stream off and they got to hear you and Bobbo cutting some commercials. And they could hear Bobbo running me down saying that I'm butthurt all the time. But, but, but the good news is he did say he loves me.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, hang on. So after the show, we disconnected from Westwood One, right. And we did commercials for different markets.

[J.D. Ryan]

But we were still on where I.

[Michael Turley]

Was like Good morning, Mississippi.

[Bobo]

And that was being broadcast on our stream.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, you were on your stage. Okay. Don't confuse it. And. And Babo would talk to me and give me cues, right? Yeah. What was he saying about you?

[Bobo]

Just saying I was, you know, that he didn't know why I was so buttered.

[Michael Turley]

Have you heard this?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Is this, is this a surprise to you that they had a mic on you?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but I'm sure if I said it, I meant it.

[Michael Turley]

I'm sure you do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it wasn't insulting, right? Are you in? Are you offended?

[Bobo]

No. You said you loved me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

You just didn't want to actually told J.D.

[Michael Turley]

About it.

[Bobo]

Yeah, they did. By in force.

[Michael Turley]

Wow. Oh, we're going out of time. Okay, we'll be back in a second. My name is John Cleveland by Cars Radio for givemetheven.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Call into the studio now. Of course, we're live Life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Brent Baton Rouge, good morning. You're on the air. Hey, man.

[Caller Mike]

How you doing, Josh?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, J.D. will you give me some of that Texas whiskey? I want a sip of it. Sure. Let me get it ready for you. I'm good. What you got?

[Caller Mike]

AR I just wanted to give you a little shout out, man. You bought my car. Last Monday, I had a show in Baton Rouge.

[Michael Turley]

Car show. Yeah.

[Caller Mike]

And your buddy Rob was up there, and we talked a little bit at show. I said, well, pricey game. We can make it happen. Well, I showed up. You know, the used car stuff started coming out again, and it worked out, though. It was a good deal. It was. It wasn't freaky fast, but it was fast. Good deal. I'm happy Rob's a good guy, and I just want to tell everybody you're the real deal, man.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. It is what it is, you know. His name's Rob Ball. B, A, L, L. I got his car. It used to be Rob Balls. It used to be that.

[Caller Mike]

Oh, really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. When he was in high school, he was playing with a shoe or something on the side of his bed, throwing it, and he smacked himself right in the groin. And they had to remove one of his testes, and he took the S off of his name after that. You think I'm making this up? I think I'm making this up. I'm not making sure that I'm not making this up. Go.

[Caller Mike]

We didn't share that.

[Michael Turley]

Go tell Rob Ball to drop trowel. And then you call me and tell me how many testes he has. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And. And that's when, you know, physicians actually perfected the squash nut procedure.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Didn't know that.

[Michael Turley]

Squash nut. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They used to call it cotton ball until Rob Ball, and now it's squash nut, and they can fix it.

[Michael Turley]

Deborah, Deborah, Deborah, Deborah, Deborah.

[Caller Mike]

Yes, Sir.

[Michael Turley]

You've got a 70,000mile 18F150. You drive a lot.

[Siri/Voice Assistant]

It's a 2018.

[Caller Mike]

It only has 7,000 miles on it.

[Michael Turley]

I thought it said 70. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[Caller Mike]

No, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Now, is it a. Is it. Is it a XLT or XL or a lariat or what?

[Caller Mike]

Xlt.

[Michael Turley]

So it's a T. So it's got carpet and cloth seats, not vinyl and rubber?

[Caller Mike]

Yes, sir.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. V8 or V6. V6. And is it a crew cab, extended cab or regular cab?

[Caller Mike]

Super cab.

[Michael Turley]

Extended cab. V6. Well, super crew is four full doors, and extended cab is the two doors open backwards like suicide doors, Kurt Cobain doors. Okay. It's a super crew. XLT. Crew cab, six cylinder, 3.5 liter and it's got 7,000 miles on it. And I'll give. It's a two wheel drive. I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give. I don't know. 20, 20, 20, 20, 20,. 20, 26,000. Okay, load it up into the website. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com that goes for anybody else. Go to givemethevin.com Greg and Rosenberg. A 17 camera with 41 and leather does have a sunroof. No, it's new body stuff. 15, 14, 13, 14 leather. 13, 13. 14,000. Does that sound right? 14,000. Look. No, no, I'm hungover today. I stayed up drinking with my brother and his son until two last night. So all my bids have been a little bit light. I encourage everyone to go to the website, givemetheven.com because I programmed the pricing in the computer when I was sober and not hungover and I was in a better mood and I offered more money when we programmed the computer. But this morning I'm hitting cars light on the radio for some reason. Is it a six or four cylinder?

[Caller Mike]

Four.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, let's get 41,000 miles. Le, s, e xle. What do you got? Le with leather though. But I mean, most les are cloth, so did it come. Did you have a leather added at this dealership?

[Caller Mike]

I'm sorry.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yes.

[Caller Mike]

Sorry.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yes. What?

[Caller Mike]

No, no, it was. It came with 11.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. It's got 40 on it though.

[Caller Mike]

I'm sorry. It's not what I tell you, Elliot.

[Michael Turley]

Here's why we do. Here's why we call it that. That's what's so great about the website, is you put your license plate number in and the computer immediately decode the car and it'll take a lot of the guesswork and the mistakes out, but.

[Caller Mike]

Sorry.

[Michael Turley]

It's all right. I mean, you only live once. Yep. 40. I don't wish I could say I.

[Caller Mike]

Was hungover, but not yet.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm so. I'm, you know, I am hungover, but just. Have you ever seen a guy that can golf or throw darts when he's drunk? That's me because here's. Here's the market report on him. 45,000 miles. Sold. 13.

[Caller Mike]

9.

[Michael Turley]

43,000 miles. Sold. 13 grand. 43,000 miles. Sold. Sold. 13. 7. 41, 000 miles. Sold. 14. 1. And what did I tell you? 14.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you a little. Are you a little pin up too, John? Are you a little nervous having somebody like Billy Bob Thornton on hold?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Billy Bob's Texas. Billy Bob Thornton is there with his band tonight. We're gonna be there. We want y' all to come out and see us. See Billy Bob. And check this out. This new album he's got spec is. I can tell you this, Billy, it's better than Dennis Quaid and the Sharks. Not by a little bit, but by a long shot.

[Caller Mike]

I certainly appreciate that.

[Michael Turley]

I've got to ask you a couple of movie questions real quick. So do you know when you've got a hit or does sometimes the ones that you don't think much of surprise you and blast off and hit like. I mean, I'm gonna rattle off some of your big hits. Sling Blade, Armageddon, Pushing, Tin Monster's Ball, Bad Santa, Friday Night Lights, the Alamo. I mean, do you know if something's going to hit or not?

[Caller Mike]

Usually not. It's. You have no idea. Because you can't control what people think, you know, and what their opinion is. Something is. So all you can do is the best job you can possibly do. And if you can sit back and be happy with what you've done, then that's, that's sort of the ultimate goal right there. Because beyond that, you know, what, what happens to it, you know, in terms of the public, you can't control it. You just have to get. You have to get to a point in your life where that. You just leave that up to fate, you know, you can't, can't do anything about it. So you have to do the best thing you can do and then say, I'm satisfied with what I've done. Now it's up to people. And yeah, you can't control it, but yeah, you just, you never can tell.

[Michael Turley]

Did you have any idea that Sling Blade was gonna hook up like that and become a all time greatest?

[Caller Mike]

Gosh, no. Never thought that one.

[Michael Turley]

I could imagine sitting there doing all that weird stuff, telling that weird story. As in introspective as it is, you're probably in the back of your mind like, there's no way in hell this is ever gonna work.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, I'm sure I did think that at some point. But then, then again, I'm, you know, I've always been down on myself. I don't think anything I do is gonna work so well.

[Michael Turley]

It damn sure did. That's cool. We make fun of it all the time. And that that scene With Dwight Yoakum, when he freaked out and kicked everybody out of the house and all that. I mean, how many years ago was that, That y' all filmed that? Where are we? We're 20, 19 now. Was that 20 years ago?

[Caller Mike]

I think it was in the. I think it was in the mid-1930s. Somewhere in there. No, it seems like it. Yeah. It's been. It's been 25 years almost.

[Michael Turley]

You know, my favorite reintroduction to you as an actor a few years ago, and damn. I mean, I just loved it. I don't know if you enjoyed doing it was Fargo.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, we shot that up in Canada. That was a real good. Real good time up there. I enjoyed that when those people put together a really good thing.

[Michael Turley]

Those guys know what they're doing. Those guys know exactly what they're doing.

[Caller Mike]

They sure do. I was very proud to be part of it.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of watching too much tv, Everybody's into these series these days. Do you have anything you suggest to people listening that are some series that you think are great?

[Caller Mike]

I just watch sports. I watch sports and Family Guy and South park and, you know, stuff like that.

[Michael Turley]

I love south park, man.

[Caller Mike]

Still, that's about all I watch. I don't. I don't. I don't much watch TV shows or anything like that.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you need to watch Fargo, season one, because it was good and you happen to be in it. It was one of the best TV shows I've ever seen in my life. All right.

[Caller Mike]

Oh, that's. That's nice of you, man.

[Michael Turley]

We will see you tonight at Billy Bob's and Billy Bob Thornton in the Boxmaster, and we'll see you there, man. Thanks for calling in.

[Caller Mike]

All right, buddy. Hey, thanks a lot, man.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, sir. That didn't sound like his voice to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

You remember pushing 10?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was the first time we really saw him after Sling Blade, when we thought he looked like Carl from Sling Blade, and he didn't. And his voice in that movie was very.

[Michael Turley]

Surprise, surprise. That actually wasn't live. We were trying to act like it was live, and we didn't really do a very good job. But. But the entire podcast, I talked to him for 30 minutes. Is that right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So it's on the podcast. If you're going to the John Clay Wolf podcast, but Chocolate Wolf show page on Facebook, you can get to it through there.

[Bobo]

The whole interview?

[Michael Turley]

The whole interview.

[Bobo]

Awesome.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's fun. We talked about he and Angelique and behind closed doors.

[Bobo]

Was that awkward?

[Michael Turley]

Not really.

[Bobo]

Okay. Every once in a While one of those guys will go off on you.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, what's that? Is that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that Smokey Robinson? The Miracles to me.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I like it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do, too.

[Michael Turley]

What's this?

[Bobo]

This would be Neil diamond and, like, Brother Loves Traveling, Salvation show.

[Michael Turley]

And what lead song would that be of what movie? Anybody?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's one of about a hundred songs they play in the new Quentin Tarantino film.

[Michael Turley]

There you go, baba. Look at the big brain on Bob. Nice. Nice, Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

They actually in. In the trailer, in the second trailer for the film, they. They highlight it.

[Michael Turley]

It's an awesome song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big way. Have you. Have you seen the new Tarantino film?

[Michael Turley]

I have not seen the new Tarantino film. This is like the new Corvette. Number eight, correct?

[Bobo]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number nine.

[Michael Turley]

Number nine. Okay. The Corvette version number eight just came out. We'll talk about that in a little bit. I need to. I need to. I ordered one yesterday, actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, did you really?

[Michael Turley]

But we need to.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Super Fiero.

[Michael Turley]

We need to talk about this movie because this is a big deal and only have 8 seconds left before we're gonna break. Have you seen the movie, Bob? Yeah, well, now I. I've gotta walk out of the room because I don't want to hear about it during the break. I want to hear about it when we get back on the air. So I'm gonna leave and I'm gonna come back and I. Don't talk to me because I know you're bad about talking. Don't. Don't. Don't even look at me. All right, I'll be back in a second.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

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[Michael Turley]

I'm vaping pocked you face. J.D. you were wrong again.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller Mike]

That's what she Likes.

[Michael Turley]

And that's what you like.

[Caller Mike]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Michael Turley]

This is a good tune. I never saw Clapton. Have you ever seen him live?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

This is a great song. This put me in a good mood, making me happy.

[Bobo]

That's why one time we get tickets. I was so excited. An evening with Eric Clapton. So you go there and he doesn't play a single hit. He just plays his jazz guitars all night.

[Michael Turley]

Tell him to shut up. I did play the hits.

[Caller Mike]

I did.

[Bobo]

I got a score today.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you talking about? You don't tell Clapton what to play.

[Bobo]

Like, I found that out when the security took me outside.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just be. You just be in the presence of greatness and let him do what he does.

[Bobo]

I did, actually.

[Michael Turley]

I'd want to hear. Hey, DJ Prek white black man.

[DJ Pre K]

Yo, yo.

[Michael Turley]

I'm looking at Dustin in west Texas. Has a 18F150 Platinum Powerstroke.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So it's a half ton power stroke.

[DJ Pre K]

That's what he said.

[Michael Turley]

Dustin, you there?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm here.

[Michael Turley]

How do you have a half ton power stroke?

[Caller Mike]

Well, they came out in 2018 and I haven't seen very many of them at all. But I have seen a couple online and in Texas dealerships and stuff.

[Michael Turley]

But I didn't know they were called power strokes.

[Caller Mike]

Very common truck.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I know they make a diesel, but is it called a power stroke?

[Caller Mike]

Oh, yeah, it's got a power stroke tag on it. I actually had a co worker laugh at me saying, oh, you got an F150 and you put a power stroke tag on it, you lose her. I'm like, it is a power stroke. He's like, what? So I took him for a ride maybe. He's like, no way.

[Michael Turley]

It's a. It's a six cylinder three liter diesel. Yes, it's. It's the new three liter diesel. Where are you from, Dustin? It's not from west Texas. You're either from like Canada or Colorado or northern California. Idaho.

[Caller Mike]

You got me. I'm from Canada.

[Michael Turley]

You down here in Texas in the oil mines?

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, in the oil mines. I was fortunate enough to snag a job down here, so.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, hey, so is. It's a platinum power stroke. Leave it to a Canadian to buy a truck with two left feet. Hey, how do you like it? What kind of gas mileage does it get?

[Caller Mike]

25 miles per gallon. I love it. 10 speed transmission. It's the smoothest truck I've ever driven in my life.

[Michael Turley]

Does it have the big sunroof?

[Caller Mike]

It's got the big sunroof.

[Michael Turley]

It's got everything.

[Caller Mike]

It's got massaging teeth. Lane departure, front camera, rear camera, power running board.

[Michael Turley]

Does 43, 000. Buy it?

[Caller Mike]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[Caller Mike]

What does that convert to in Canadian?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know, man. 43,000. 2 Maple Leaf hockey pucks and a bag of pot. Yeah. Go Raptors.

[Caller Mike]

I got a company vehicle and I fly back and forth for work, so. I really don't need a vehicle. I got one at home for my wife and kids, so.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I'll come out there. I'll. I'll send a driver for it and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff. If you got a payoff, just load it into givemetheven.com. tell them that I said 43 grand on the errands. Take some pictures. We'll roll. Thank you. 800. 800. 7234. 800.

[Bobo]

It's 56. 714 Canadian. Canadian dollars.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, Back to Quentin Tarantino. That's where we left off a moment ago. Okay, so I have a theory. I'm a big QT fan. Sure, you're a big QT fan. He just released his ninth movie starring the. The hottest actress in the world right now. MARGOT Robbie, Leonardo DiCaprio, Brad Pitt. This is star studded as it gets.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of good side actors too. You got Al Pacino and Kurt Russell, little Australian stunt girl. Wow.

[Bobo]

When Al Pacino is your side actor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Zoe Bell.

[Michael Turley]

I'm serious. This is heavy. And I. In the. I just watched the trailer and I figured it might. This should be his best movie ever for the mainstream, in my opinion. And it's got to be the best movie of the year. Is it great? I haven't seen it yet.

[Bobo]

Yet.

[Michael Turley]

Tell us, Phyllis and Bob, did you do the midnight showing? What you do? Yeah, we.

[J.D. Ryan]

We went to the Thursday premiere.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

For sure. I. I love the show. There's so much to There. There's. It's a Tarantino film. There's a lot to see. I'm sure I'll notice more that I didn't notice a lot of layers next time I see it.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And just, you know, sound and fury, man. A lot of the movie has a hell of a payoff at the end. You're gonna love the way it is.

[Michael Turley]

Is it blood and guts again like always?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not gonna tell you a damn thing about it. You're just gonna have to go check it out.

[DJ Pre K]

Better than Pulp, Fixer, Kill Bill.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is not a clue, but this Is actually absolutely true. When Tarantino showed the film at Cannes, okay, He begged the audience not to share any spoilers about any plot points of the movie so that other audiences could enjoy it the same way that they did. Because they're in a couple of just minute details. Kills. That could kind of give the whole thing away.

[Michael Turley]

What's the name of the Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

[J.D. Ryan]

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

[Michael Turley]

How long is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

2 hours, 40 minutes.

[Michael Turley]

It's almost 3. Like, typical him long Tarantino film. Yeah. Okay. And on the movie theaters was it. It's got to be packed still. So, like, are they playing them all night long where you can go in the middle of night and watch it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they're starting Friday. Yesterday, they started at noon daily.

[Michael Turley]

And do they have it on, like four screens or.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I always go to the Palace 9 downtown.

[Michael Turley]

I gotta go see that tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two screens at the Palace 9, I think.

[Michael Turley]

Huh? Is it. So is it your favorite QT film so far?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. I mean, I like a lot.

[Michael Turley]

Is it different than the others because the others kind of still have the same vein? It. Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

I noticed. Here's one thing I can tell you. I noticed a big lack of. Of terribly harsh language and violence for quite a way into the film.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It builds somewhat slowly, but I'm telling you, it gets there.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It gets there. I mean, the way that, you know, in Hateful eight, there's a scene where they realize the coffee's been poisoned, right. And it all goes right to hell. Just that fast.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a moment like that in this film pretty late on. That's gonna. You're gonna go. You're not gonna. Our theater was just writhing in their seats. It was crazy. See it with a crowd. See it on the big screen. Definitely.

[Michael Turley]

Once upon a time in Hollywood. Tommy, get him on the radio. Call. Get. See if you can get Quentin Tarantun on the radio with us. I'd like to talk to him. Tommy, we bought his f. Yes, sir. Oh, we bought your truck.

[Caller Mike]

You did? You did. You did.

[Michael Turley]

And it went smooth, man.

[Caller Mike]

It was so great. Dude, I was trying to sell that truck for like a month. I love your show. I listen to it every Saturday morning. I'm riding around in my truck, and I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna give this a shot, and maybe if I'm lucky, they can do a Tony Romeo update from Cowboys training camp with his father, Antonio.

[Michael Turley]

That's a very good.

[DJ Pre K]

Actually, he's actually in the studio in the green room right now? Yeah, he's going out to Oxnard.

[Bobo]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Oxnard. Oxnard, yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. So, hey, where's Huffman? Where do you live, man?

[Caller Mike]

It's about 25 miles outside of Houston.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, perfect. All right. Hey, Travis. In Bakersfield, California.

[Caller Mike]

Yes.

[Bobo]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

How far is Oxnard from you?

[Caller Mike]

About two and a half hours.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, what's the weather in California today? Is it like 72? Just perfect, like always.

[Caller Mike]

Not where I'm at. It's about 102.

[Michael Turley]

I've never been to Bakersfield. I need to get out there. We bought a lot of cars from you guys, so that's work. I got that going for me. I got that going for me. A 15 Honda Accord. 75,000 miles. Is it leather roof?

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, that's a leather.

[Michael Turley]

And sunroof. Six or four cylinder?

[Caller Mike]

Four cylinder.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. What color? Gold. Two door, four door. Four door. Leather ex, four door. With how many miles?

[Caller Mike]

75,000.

[Michael Turley]

It's 11 grand, rig.

[Caller Mike]

11 grand?

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[Caller Mike]

Oh, okay. I was a little bit more than I owe. A little bit more on that. I think I'm healthy. I can take that offer.

[Michael Turley]

You need to get your checkbook out, homeboy, and cover that difference. It ain't my job to pay your bar tab. It's just my job to serve you pure grain alcohol.

[Caller Mike]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

No. Anyway, go to give me the vin.com and that goes for anybody else that would like to sell us their car. Yeah. 11, 11, 5. That's the money on that rig. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We will be back on a Momentum 444.

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[Michael Turley]

Police in Utah recently responded to a.

[Caller Mike]

Report of a burglary in progress and instead found a turkey had broken through.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[Michael Turley]

Turkey. Which song? Just don't Tell me. Is it Fast Times? Yeah, this is the. This, the lead song, Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, there are two Fast Times, right? There's Billy Squire, Fast Times with marching band and everything. This is fast at Ridgemont High.

[Michael Turley]

I forgot that Sammy did this. Turn up a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome.

[Michael Turley]

When's the last time a badass song came out of a soundtrack that had the name of the movie in as the title ever?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gotten very rare forever.

[Michael Turley]

Footloose.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[DJ Pre K]

When you say Bad Foot Loose.

[Michael Turley]

That's a good one.

[DJ Pre K]

When you say badass, was it a hit or you just think it's bad?

[Michael Turley]

A hit. Footloose. Footloose. Kenny Loggins. Footloose was definitely. And this was a hit back then. Hey, I love this. We got a gal in Fort Worth, Texas, that wants to teach us about how to do the automatic bypass on trucks. Carla, good morning. You're on the air.

[DJ Pre K]

Good morning.

[Caller Mike]

So when I bought my F150 Platinum, the salesman told me that there's, like, a dummy plug that you can put, like, where you would plug the lights in for a trailer.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller Mike]

And then your truck thinks you're pulling something, and that shut off goes away. It might pass.

[Michael Turley]

Did you buy one of those trucks?

[Caller Mike]

I. Yes, I have one.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Do you have the dummy plug in there? Is it working for you?

[Caller Mike]

I haven't used it.

[Michael Turley]

That's cool. That's good advice.

[Caller Mike]

You got much, so it doesn't really bother me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you don't have to go around with the plugin all the time.

[Michael Turley]

But anyway, she's. She's teaching us men how to handle our trucks, and that is sexy to me, and I like it. Thank you for calling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me, too. And it's. It's important that you have one, just in case you want it. You want to use it.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[DJ Pre K]

What's up?

[Michael Turley]

Carla? Where are you going today? What are you doing, honey?

[Caller Mike]

Oh, just running errands. Got my truck washed, pick up some dog food, drop off things at the cleaners, that type of stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Is this the first time you've ever heard us on the radio?

[Caller Mike]

It's not the first time I've ever heard you. I listen every Saturday morning. It's just the first time I've called.

[Michael Turley]

Excellent. We love our ladies. We know you're out there. The program directors try to tell us that the women don't like us. And I know they're wrong. I know they're wrong, Carla.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's a good day to try that plug.

[Caller Mike]

You guys crack me up.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, Carla.

[Caller Mike]

I thought if the guy with the XLT was still listening, he might hear it.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks, Carla. Gene in Bakersfield, California, real quick. You've got a question about Carfaxes, right?

[Caller Mike]

Yes, sir. I got a 2018 Explorer. Value, about 40 grand, according to my insurance.

[Michael Turley]

Step one, go to reccheck.com. it's a company I'm affiliated with. If you had a wreck, it'll hook you up and get you a diminished value figure and actually can get a lawyer to you that can help you call the insurance company and you'll have to share some of your money with them. But, like, if he gets you back $10,000, I think he gets 40% of it or something. But go to reccheck.com. but, yeah, it knocks 20% off the top. Boom. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What? What? What's going on? Jay, what the hell are you doing? You getting in the little old man thing where you're lost, looking around?

[Bobo]

What am I doing? Are we on the air?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, seriously. Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

What were you doing?

[Bobo]

There's a guy standing at the door bringing in lunch. I just motioned her into Big fat head. Come here. Set the food down. What's wrong with you people?

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, we couldn't see that because it just kind of.

[Bobo]

There's a guy at the door. I just want to bring it up on the air because it's not important.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that'll happen. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What are you doing? What are you doing? Ed, what are you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sneaking in food for you guys, obviously.

[Michael Turley]

Did you. Did you do some. Do we have to do some plug for some restaurant for 10 off again?

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course, they expect you on the.

[Michael Turley]

Corner as soon as you're off the show, sir. Oh, my God. What'd you bring us?

[J.D. Ryan]

You got us some burgers from our great friends at Gallagher right there.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Well, they don't give us any discount. No? Why'd you just plug them, dump it out?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because I saw Joey. He said you're gonna meet him on the corner.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're kind of expensive.

[J.D. Ryan]

They are?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I don't appreciate you spending my money so loosely like that, Ed. I think you should be a better shopper when you're buying lunch for 100 people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, there's always Tom Thumb. I can order that every day.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, you know, you don't need to be going next door just because they're close and then spending extra money just because you're lazy. I like there's nothing worse than a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fat man brings you a sack of burgers. That pisses me off too.

[Michael Turley]

That's a thank you, Babo. Puerto Rican. A Puerto Rican looking for a free ride.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not a hater, he's a Texan. He's the accidental racist.

[Michael Turley]

God bless. I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today. Speaking of Puerto Ricans, Tony Romo's father's here.

[Bobo]

Look at him. He had been in a while.

[Michael Turley]

Tony Romo, the great sportscaster for cbs.

[Bobo]

Slash quarterback of the Cowboys.

[Michael Turley]

Former quarterback of the Cowboys that never went to any Super Bowls but for some reason is remembered as something. But he never got us to super bowl Anyway. Good morning, Mr. Romero.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buenos dias.

[Michael Turley]

Are you Puerto Rican or you, are you Chilean? Are you Texan? Are you Mexican? What are you? I am a pecania here, Billy.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, from the west of the Bajas in Mexico, two generations over. I mean, I'm, you know, first generation Mexican American, second generation for my father on my soon, the Great quarterback number nine of the vaqueros de Antonio Romero Ramos Jr. Jr. Is a third generation.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, at this time, what brings you here today? We haven't heard from you in. In forever.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was told that you want to ask me if I know about the Ezekiel Elliot.

[Michael Turley]

Ezekiel Elliot?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, the Ezekiel Elliot is what I said. I do know what has happened to him.

[Michael Turley]

What? Oh, he missed the plane going to training camp out to California. His pick, you know, he's not a spic. He's black.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, the. The vaqueros, the cowboys, the players, they speak many times about what to do after the career is over when it is like the old man. Jason Wheaton, my son Antonio's best friend in the football is now the age of 69 and has not only retired at the age of 67 and have a wildly successful career as a football announcer, he also come back from retirement to play against with the Cowboys and they talk about this auto udur. Ezekiel Elliot especially knows that he wouldn't possibly know how a long career because he screws up all of the time he does. He's always ripping the church off of the worlds on spilling his beer in the restaurantes and he curses out the woman at the door at the Walmart.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Zeke does. This is what the zoologist might refer to as a bumpkin. You know, this a pumpkin. Everybody know this about as a Kid?

[Bobo]

I don't believe so.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he joined Antonio this sumer. They take a class in the juglie.

[Caller Mike]

Juggling.

[Bobo]

Juggling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Juggling. As I say, juggling.

[Bobo]

Juggling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like the circus juggling. And Ezekiel, he juggles. And as he juggles, Antonio throws the juggling pins at him. And Ezekiel is wonderful at this. He can juggle 14 pins at a time while running field.

[Michael Turley]

Did it was me or did it take him an hour and a half to get to this?

[Bobo]

It's not you.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

He have a strategy anyway.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he will run down the field and make a 14 yards. And Antonio throw him the pins. He's juggling the whole tank. Antonio throws the pain. 30 yards, 40 yards, 50 yards, 60 yards touchdown. And he's juggling 14 pins at a time. It's a wonderful time.

[Michael Turley]

And that's where Ezekiel. Do you have anything else? Because I'm out of time, bud.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got a 219.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, before hard out of Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Jade. No.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you like me to tell you more?

[Michael Turley]

No, I just didn't want to cut off anything else you had to say real quick. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you bitching up me?

[Michael Turley]

Because you talk too slow and you drag your story stories out too long and you don't hit the God darn punchline. And I told you before we started this, you little. When you speak, you need to speak quicker and get it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm speaking as quickly as I speak. You can eat my shorts, you son of beach.

[Michael Turley]

I. One thing that your son has you don't have is the ability to publicly speak in a concise tempo with a prompt delivery from Jew.

[J.D. Ryan]

That really hurts a very bad coming from Jew.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not Jew. I'm Episcopalian. The blood of Christ, the body of salvation. I don't know how the Jews do it, but I'm not a Jew. I've never been. I've never been the temple. Why do you keep calling me Jew? I don't care. Turn him off, Turley. Okay, 800, 800.

[DJ Pre K]

Go back to the green room. He's not very happy.

[Michael Turley]

I've never seen you pick a fight with 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We still got to get to the Corvette. But we can't now because he speak so long.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, you could do it real quick. You got two minutes.

[Michael Turley]

I got two minutes, you told me. Well then why did you have the wrong number up?

[DJ Pre K]

Because I messed up, okay?

[Michael Turley]

He messed up. That's good. I'm glad you did because I was.

[DJ Pre K]

Trying to Speed him up. And that's the only way you could speed him up is fake the time on it. All right.

[Michael Turley]

Nice. Okay. C8 Corvette. The base model is going to be about 58 to 62 thousand dollars. They're taking orders now. You're not going to get on the list forever. I had to. I got mine ordered yesterday and I had to use all the pull in the world to get it.

[Bobo]

What does that do to other values in the Corvettes? Any up, down. It seems low for a brand new, really cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's going to give them a very hard time.

[Michael Turley]

Like you could like. Like you even know how to spell Corvette. You don't even speak English. You need it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who are you talking to?

[Michael Turley]

I'm talking to Romero.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's gone.

[Michael Turley]

No, he's not. Because. Yeah, because I grabbed big fat Ed to throw him back over the wall.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say it to me, big man. Say what you said. You know what you said. Say what you said.

[Michael Turley]

I said he doesn't know how to spell Corvette.

[J.D. Ryan]

He. Romero. Who you talking to? How much time you got?

[Michael Turley]

Anyway, listen, bud, if you me, I mean, if you want to rumble, I've. I'm hungover. I think we're gonna get stoned in the next hour to celebrate Colorado. And we've got.

[J.D. Ryan]

I expect that's gonna go really well.

[Michael Turley]

And we've got a bag full of burgers and I'm feeling a little irritable. I think I have irritable bowel syndrome this morning, whatever that means.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing yet.

[Michael Turley]

And I'm not afraid to fight. I've been working out. I'm feeling kind of strong, a little cocky. Well, yeah. So I mean, if you want to fight like for real, today could be the right day if that's what mood you're in. Just keep picking at me.

[J.D. Ryan]

You keep picking at me.

[Michael Turley]

C8 Corvette. It's good. It looks like a Ferrari had sex with a Corvette Camaro. And no, no, it just looks like a damn Ferrari. And with a Corvette.

[Bobo]

I think so too. The cockpit is amazing.

[Michael Turley]

I think is great. I think they did a good job. They took a big risk, but they needed to take a big risk. Look up in 63, they took a risk. In those earlier C123, they'd made huge swing in body styles. And since the long nose stingray, they just kind of made different versions of that. This was a whole new one. They did a good job. We'll talk more about it soon. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. John claywolf.com was the stream. If you lose us right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[DJ Pre K]

Stacking up that paper, living with mama.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Bobo]

Now.

[Michael Turley]

Tippy Tay to the poodle.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Another one of my favorite songs about as.

[Michael Turley]

You're right, you are a TC in Dallas. Good morning.

[Caller Mike]

Well, hey, how are you?

[Michael Turley]

I'm good.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are you?

[Caller Mike]

I'm always good.

[Michael Turley]

What's TC stand for?

[Caller Mike]

So, hey, listen, well, I can't tell you that, but I can tell you my first name, all right? Teresa.

[Michael Turley]

Teresa. Little bit country, a little bit rock. What you got, T.C.

[Caller Mike]

Oh, well, hey, listen, I don't have anything, but I don't believe that. What I'm. I'm an older lady and I want to go on a road trip. What type of vehicle should I take?

[Michael Turley]

How far of a road trip?

[Caller Mike]

Well, honey, the east coast, the west coast.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you'll drive the country.

[Caller Mike]

Honey, I'm.

[Michael Turley]

Rock and roll all the way.

[Caller Mike]

I was listening to your J guy and you dropped it. Ah, could not believe you did that. Could not believe you did that.

[Michael Turley]

I would get. I would road trip, definitely get a convert. I'd get a hard top convertible. How much money?

[Caller Mike]

Well, honey, no, I had. I had an Mr. 2 Spider, little two seater. No, not too long ago I had midlife crisis and I love that little thing, but I got pulled over twice to 125 and of course. Yeah, yeah, hey, I heard that. And yeah, I talked my way out of it.

[Michael Turley]

What have you been drinking this morning? What have you been drinking this morning?

[Caller Mike]

Honey, I am, I am, I am sitting here in front of the Wells Fargo bank trying to cash a check, waiting on y' all to answer the phone and your person that put me through here, you know, I'm sitting here with the AC on. I drive a 30 year old 4Runner. Yes, 30. And it's.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Caller Mike]

And it. What?

[Michael Turley]

This. That this girl sounds like a female. She sounds like a female version of Bobbo when he's impersonating drunk one.

[Caller Mike]

No one own.

[Michael Turley]

I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. You're killing me.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

You're just killing me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you're just.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, it was funny for a second, it was cute, but then you start killing me and I'm just, I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm.

[Michael Turley]

I'm too hungover to listen to stuff I want to hear. Somebody's talking all over me. Yeah, well, yep. And well, yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, hey, but it is a lot Better after a sack of burgers, though. I mean, 10 minutes ago, there's no comparison.

[Michael Turley]

Much better. So if since it's legal in Colorado and today's our. Our maiden voyage in Colorado, if we smoked grass in the studio, do you think I'd lose my ass or do you think I'd be able to hold it together? Anything. I get goofy, I'll lose your ass.

[Bobo]

I think you get smiley laughing. Then you go to sleep.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Being hungover and then smoking, you might get sleepy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you better wait about a half hour, hoss.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, so that if I do crater, at least you know you have to hold me up for long.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Because then what happens? Like you. Okay, you created here in 15 minutes. You know we still got more than a half hour show to go. What's gonna happen there, right? Yeah, it's gonna, you know what's talking.

[Bobo]

To Tony Romo's dad.

[Michael Turley]

And get her to call back in, and I'll fill three hours a pain easily. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. So, Bob, back to QT's movie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

What's your favorite QT movie? Want to hear your top three favorite QT movies?

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, it's really hard to say. Okay. Pulp Fiction's got to be very close to top three, right? I mean, it's your call.

[Michael Turley]

It's your world.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, so good. I appreciate Kill Bill. Both volumes together more now than I did when they came out. I think. It's so textured, it's so nuanced. You notice something new every time, Right? That's got to be number two. Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction. Number one or two. And I'm a. This may surprise you, but I'm a huge fan of Jackie Brown. I've always just love that film. So many great stories. Little blonde surfer girl. Robert De Niro's fresh out of prison, doesn't know how to work a car remote or anything else in society. And the bail bondsman, Max Cherry, he's cool, but he doesn't take the bait at the end. Breaks your heart.

[Michael Turley]

I love that movie, too. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jackie Brown. I could. Believe it or not, I could. And that's a long film, man. And I can watch that back to back, twice over.

[Michael Turley]

So your top three are what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Pulp, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, one and two together, and Jackie. And Jackie Brown, probably. But, you know, I love Hateful.

[Michael Turley]

I finally. I finally got the answer out of it.

[Bobo]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

The new movie's not the best at all. No. So that's what I was trying to Milk out of him. The good job, the. Well, I've only seen one Time in California.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've only seen it once, though, man.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, he didn't give it an endorsement like, hey, man, you got to go now.

[Michael Turley]

Kill Bill's my favorite. For sure. This the best movie ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Especially for a guy like me that got bud, came into my hospital room and screwed me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, it's very similar to my situation where she pulls out of the hospital, can't walk. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

And has to get payback to some people that after.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

That happened to me. So I didn't drive a wagon, but other than that. And I wasn't that good at taekwondo. But that. That. That movie where she's paralyzed in a bed and comes out with her revenge. That very much fits. That very much is part of my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll see where you might identify with that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Quite a bit.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. So.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's not a knock on the new one either. I really haven't considered it. As was my top favorite immediately. But there's so much there, you know.

[Michael Turley]

This new move, this new show that everybody's freaking out about on Netflix. I could care less. I've only watched one episode, Stranger Things. Oh, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. You don't like that kind of stuff anyway, though, so why wouldn't.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

What is that kind of stuff?

[Michael Turley]

For those who don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

Supernatural.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sci Fi.

[DJ Pre K]

Sci Fi. And yeah. That's not John. He's. You've never said you like anything.

[Michael Turley]

This is true.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're talking.

[Bobo]

But Billy Bob Thorn about Fargo. That your style?

[Michael Turley]

That I love it. Maggie out in West Texas. Good morning.

[Caller Mike]

Hi. Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Hi. Hi. A 16 Honda Accord, two door. Is it a four cylinder or six? Six. What color?

[Caller Mike]

White.

[Michael Turley]

Good color. Anything wrong with it?

[Caller Mike]

No, Sir.

[Michael Turley]

Miles off. Far 47.

[Caller Mike]

47,000.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I like it. Does 14,500 buy it?

[Bobo]

Maybe.

[Caller Mike]

I'll have to look. I'm not sure what I'm doing yet.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, well, go to give me the vin.com and load it up. That goes for anybody. The computer will bid it also, and if it bids, should bid it right about where I just said. But we'll come out there and pick it up and get your check, pay off your payoff, whatever you want to do. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller Mike]

14, right?

[Michael Turley]

14 5.

[Caller Mike]

14 5. Okay. Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, ma'.

[Caller Mike]

Am.

[Michael Turley]

Now, I'm talking about the car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you aware that our comptroller and the chief over at Manheim have taken off to New Orleans for the weekend?

[Michael Turley]

Well, she's not the controller, but yes, she's an office manager. Yeah, Brandy and Connie. Connie are in Nowlins. They're probably sitting down on Bourbon Street. Are you texting them right now?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been getting texts and pictures all night long.

[Michael Turley]

They ought to be turning this on in New Orleans on Bourbon street right now. Colorado listeners, I need to air check. I need to check the signals. I need to hear from Springs, Denver and Fort Collins to make sure that our connections working on Westwood One. This is our maiden voyage, and I want to make sure all three signals are working. Please call real quick and let me know If I'm on 800-8007234 in Colorado, Colorado Springs, Denver, Colorado, and Fort Collins on a 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just call in and let us know if we're coming through loud or clear or if it's bad or if it's on or if there's any problems, because best way to find out is just to ask you guys, because, you know, 800-800-7234. You got the number. All right.

[Bobo]

What else do we have going on this week? Some fun things like, you know, everybody has these conspiracy theories about what's going on. Well, there's a guy this week, kind of a wacky new conspiracy theory. We have audio here. It'll be Birdman there. Turtle. Excuse me. Some guys, you know, just, they put up some very strange billboards in the Memphis area called Birds Aren't Real. He claims that they're all drones that are just spying on us. A lot of people think it's a joke, but he believes it's very serious that birds aren't real.

[Michael Turley]

I have an avid disbelief in avian beings. The government genocided over 12 billion birds.

[J.D. Ryan]

And simultaneously replaced them with surveillance drones.

[Michael Turley]

Discovered disguised as birds. Wanted to put it up in a big city, so we came to Memphis, Tennessee. This has almost become a sacred pilgrimage a lot of bird truthers from all around the country are taking.

[Bobo]

They'll come.

[Michael Turley]

You'll see them right over here, saluting, bowing at times. They're being watched. Birds are lying to them every day. Every tweet from a bird is a lie.

[Bobo]

Every tweet from a bird is a lie.

[Caller Mike]

Wow.

[Bobo]

I know. What did you exactly ingest to make your brain think that that's one of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those really dumb ones. I mean, the first time your cat leaves a disemboweled bird on the porch, what is that?

[Bobo]

There's no camera in there.

[Caller Mike]

It's not real.

[Bobo]

Some other crazy Things happen. This week, President Trump shared his thoughts on America's current involvement in Afghanistan. This week, this one's fun, saying that if we were going to war with that country, it would be over very quickly.

[Michael Turley]

Trump, we're not fighting a war.

[Caller Mike]

If we wanted to fight a war.

[Michael Turley]

In Afghanistan and win it, I could.

[Caller Mike]

Win that war in a week.

[Bobo]

Two notes.

[Caller Mike]

I just don't want to kill 10 million people. Does that make sense to you? I have plans on Afghanistan that if.

[Michael Turley]

I wanted to win that war, Afghanistan would be wiped off the face of the earth.

[Bobo]

It would be gone.

[Michael Turley]

It would be over in literally in 10 days.

[Caller Mike]

And I don't want to do that. I don't want to go that route.

[Michael Turley]

So we're working with Pakistan, Pakistan and others to extricate ourselves. Nor do we want to be policemen, because basically we're policemen right now, and we're not supposed to be policemen.

[Bobo]

We've been there.

[Caller Mike]

We've been there for 19 years in Afghanistan.

[Bobo]

I just have to kill 10 million people and it would be over. And it's all I can tell. 10 million people.

[Michael Turley]

I want to hear from Rush Limbo. I'd like to hear his opinion on all this killing and threatening.

[Bobo]

Of course it would be over.

[Michael Turley]

Rush, Rush, can you hear me?

[J.D. Ryan]

John?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just play the cut from our esteemed president, Donald J. Trump. I tend to agree.

[Bobo]

If we killed 10 million people in Afghanistan, the war wouldn't be over.

[J.D. Ryan]

What he's saying, and you have to decode these things, he gets off script. He's a great speaker. A great, great speaker. He gets off script a little, and he'll say things that maybe understand, maybe not exactly what he means. What he's trying to say, and I know this personally, is that he liked to get out of Afghanistan as a military force, as an occupying military force. And I think a lot of us would be inclined to agree. Now, can you do that? I don't know. That's a. You know, we've been out there for decades. Decades long. 20 years, ever since 9, 11. That's a long time. That's a long time of occupation. What benefits have we reaped from being there? And you know, J.D. ryan, you lefty liberals, I'm shocked you.

[Bobo]

Said my name right.

[J.D. Ryan]

May disagree, but I think he may be right about this one, that if.

[Bobo]

He killed 10 million people, the war would be over.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobo]

Who helps them with this?

[Michael Turley]

If we blew them up and took them, would we hold the property as our own? Like, and then, like, we could travel there and do desert tours? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because once, once, once Afghanistan has no Afghanistanis. People are gonna pour their. You know, there's a refugee crisis in Syria. It's not that far. Pakistan, Syria, all the, all the former Yugoslavian republics. The niche Russians, as they say. What was that guy's name that did. Did the movie? He was from Kazakhstan.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Borat, Borat.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the Borats of the world would suddenly occupy Afghanistan.

[Michael Turley]

My cousin literally lives in Kazakhstan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then what do we do?

[Michael Turley]

I thought it was a make believe place.

[Bobo]

I did too.

[Michael Turley]

I thought it was for the movie. It's real.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was absolutely true. And everyone you meet there, male, female, woman or child are just like Borat. And you'll haven't. You'll have a desert full of Borats.

[Bobo]

There's.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no way we should take out Afghanistan. You can't take out Afghanistan. What he's saying is, somebody, Jane, get me off this crazy thing.

[Michael Turley]

He had a super good looking woman. Wife. Who was it? Sasha Baron Cohen did. It wasn't Margar, Roy, was it? You don't know Gr. You don't keep up with these things.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't. Do you mean Borat?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Sasha Baron Cohen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who I'm. What, you. That's a character?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobo]

Isla Fisher. Isla.

[Michael Turley]

Who else? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's. She looks like Amy Fisher. Amy.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's. That's who it was. 800. 800. 7234. Josh in Houston. A 15 Platinum with 61's got to be worth, I don't know, 30 grand, something like that. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. System will bid it. Brian, Oklahoma City. Gotta leave it to the guy in Oklahoma City to have a 236,000 miles on his truck. I don't know, three grand?

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

07 GMC with 200. With a quarter million miles. I think it's three grand. You bring it to me. I'm not. I'm not coming to get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 14 Jetta SC with 60 leather, Jake and Houston average. Rough or clean?

[Caller Mike]

Clean, clean, clean.

[Michael Turley]

Clean. Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean. Five to six grand. Six to seven thousand. It's a decent. Yeah, six to seven grand. Just load it up and give me the vin.com. oh, I gotta go. Okay, I'll be right back, everybody. I'll be right back. Hang tight.

[Caller Mike]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Michael Turley]

Better have my money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Save that be worm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

It's easy like Sunday morning, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

I'm worried about this Denver thing, this Colorado thing. Why? I don't think it's on. We're sitting in the studio in Dallas. Yeah, but we gave a pretty big shout out, zero feedback.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we have had a call or two.

[Michael Turley]

We've had one, I think it's not on right now. I'm worried that this hour is not on. Every time we switch to different hours, there's a risk that the systems go down and the satellite feed. So I'm going to do it again. Listen, Denver, yes, we're live. This is me, John. Please call me real quick and give me an air check. Radio check. Let me know that we're on.

[Bobo]

Give you the phone number. 800-800-800 radio. 800-800-7234 that. I did it for you.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, Jenny.

[Bobo]

My pleasure.

[Michael Turley]

My balls itch too.

[Bobo]

Okay, let me get.

[Michael Turley]

Come here, come here, come here. 800-800-800-7234.

[Bobo]

Why are you wearing shorts?

[Michael Turley]

800, 800 radio. 800 800, 7234. Give me a call, Colorado. I need springs, Denver or Collins. Cheyenne, Wyoming. Let us know if it's working. It's important to test these things out and I need your help. So call right now and give me an air check, please. Johnny in Dallas. Johnny? Johnny. Johnny. Johnny. Johnny the Wad, you there? Turley? Is he on? You got the thing potted up, Johnny? Dallas put you back on hold? Yeah, Chris, do we have a delay? Chris? Yes, what's up?

[Caller Mike]

Yes, hey, do we have a delay?

[Michael Turley]

Do we have any life?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we have a delay?

[Caller Mike]

A delay? There must be a delay.

[Michael Turley]

God damn Prek.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put them on.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. No.

[Caller Mike]

Come on, man.

[Michael Turley]

There's not a delay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're hungover.

[Michael Turley]

You're hungover.

[Caller Mike]

Yes, absolutely. And I started out the morning with a bloody Mary, you know. And then I went and bought a brisket. I'm trying to put it on the smoker and started raining.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, God, that sounds good though. Bloody Mary and a brisket. That really just made me feel better. That really did it. But yes, I mean I could just like my body chemical. I mean it just changed. Like serotonin was released in my brain. When you said bloody Mary and a brisket, I can't think of many things that would make me happier. All right, I might come. Really, I may come over and check that out. Good morning, Colorado.

[Caller Mike]

Hey, I was just returning your call out down here in the springs. You're coming through loud and clear.

[Michael Turley]

Colorado Springs. Bingo. Thank you, sir. Appreciate it it. Hello, Colorado, you there? Hello? I just lost him.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's shy.

[Michael Turley]

Sarah? Sarah. Good morning.

[Caller Mike]

Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Monument, Colorado. Where's that? What's it near?

[Caller Mike]

What is it, the Air Force Academy?

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so. Springs. Gotcha.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, yeah, north. North.

[Michael Turley]

How long have you been listening?

[Caller Mike]

This morning.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, good, good. This is our first time up there. I hope we haven't offended you yet. No, no, I'll keep trying.

[Caller Mike]

Well, do your best.

[Michael Turley]

I will. I'll do my damned to offend you. Before we get done here in the next 15 minutes, I'm gonna try something. Gonna dig deep. I'm gonna really soul search. Are you gonna be.

[Caller Mike]

Are you gonna be up and down the Front Range?

[Michael Turley]

I'm the new. I'm the new guy, man. I'm the. I'm the new morning man here on kbpi.

[Caller Mike]

Okay, well, I look forward to listening to you. It's been. It's been entertaining. I got nothing to sell. Not in the market for a car.

[Michael Turley]

Just your love.

[Caller Mike]

I'm not looking to sell mine, but I've been enjoying your. Your show this morning.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. Thank you. Bobbo's looking for something to buy. He's been going through the back page in on the Front Range online, Bob. Oh, how's that going?

[J.D. Ryan]

They're beautiful. They're beautiful in Denver, John. Really nice units up there.

[Michael Turley]

Is there a difference in the market in prostitutes between Colorado and Dallas?

[J.D. Ryan]

Apparently they're. They're not as widely Wholesale. Yeah, with quotes as we say here in Dallas, Fort Worth. I think they're all retail in the greater metropolitan Denver area.

[Michael Turley]

So it's a little higher up there.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Except for a couple of in calls around Boulder and they're just not the same kind, you know what I mean?

[Michael Turley]

Well, those are flunked out college gals that just need some Pot money.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Michael Turley]

All right, so. So the market.

[Caller Mike]

So where's the pot money but not the flunked out college girl.

[Michael Turley]

So Bobbo, if you, if you were.

[Caller Mike]

Judging, none of us are educated.

[Michael Turley]

If you were baba. If you were judging the prostitution market down the front range in Colorado where from high to low. So the, the college town is the cheapest.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd say it's a seller's market at this time.

[Michael Turley]

Actually, Sarah, you just gave me a great idea. You're gonna love this. We've got this guy named Bob Floyd.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh yeah, we gotta pull him out.

[Michael Turley]

And he does a dope report, kind of like Kramer on cnbc. Do you ever watch Kramer? That does his stock report it on. Okay, you talk about, you know, AT&T and Apple Computer did this and that and that and this. And we've got a guy that that sells pot and he does a professional version of a national dope report. So where is he? You got him? Yeah. Pull it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, all you money makers, shake your thing and listen closely. Disclaimer number one, I do not sell pot. I watch the market and help you make a buck or two, possibly three this summer. Because the latest trend trending is out of not Colorado, not Louisiana and certainly not the Northeast. No, it's out of Oklahoma. That's right. Medical grade Oklahoma for medical use only is beginning to leak out of the state's legal system. That means you've got a good buy if you were a goer right now. But you must buy in the broad daylight and you must buy legally with a car. So take every friend, cousin, neighbor and painter you know to the state of Oklahoma. Get them licensed with their own medical marijuana card. Buy in at the cheap, bring it all back home to Texas and you can sell at $14 on the dollar. That means an ounce now goes for $200. You know what you bought it for? 45 markup is approximately 160% on very little quantity and big, big dollars for the summer. Because as cocaine re enters the scene right around mid September, you'll want to make money there too. And you can't make money if you don't spend money. And you'll have more money to spend if you take my advice and headed right out of Oklahoma. And that's this morning's dope report for this late July. I'm Bob Floyd. You keep token.

[Bobo]

Good job, man.

[Michael Turley]

Who knew that's funny.

[Bobo]

Could make some money at Oklahoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

It sounds accurate.

[Michael Turley]

What's that noise?

[Bobo]

It does.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's the cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

That sounds like the cars.

[Michael Turley]

So what album? Since you're gone, this could be the best song they ever did.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's on the Shake it Up Apple. Definitely. Yeah. I just looked it all up. I just looked it all up. But, you know, Candy O's got such great stuff, man. Dangerous type.

[Michael Turley]

The COVID of Candy has a nude woman on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, I went to school with this girl named Brandy, and she was a tall redhead. And every time I saw the Candio album cover, I mean, it looked like Brandio to me.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I believe she's laying on a Corvette. And speaking of Chevrolet, came out with her new Corvette, rear engine. Corvette?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the Super Fiero.

[Michael Turley]

Super Fiero.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn't that body look a little like a giant Fiero to you?

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not the cockpit, but the outside.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Flat in the back.

[Michael Turley]

Candio. That's probably their best album, in my opinion. We bought a car from a guy named Benjamin Orr this week. Hey, give me the vin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, did you really?

[Michael Turley]

And it made me think of it. Me not. I was like, I know that dude's dead. So I looked it up, like, yeah, he's dead. So it's really not him. But nonetheless, it's on the title. Attila. This guy's funny. I remember you. Hey, Attila in Vegas.

[Caller Mike]

Hey, how you doing, Mr. Wolf? I love the show.

[Michael Turley]

We love you. Because I remember three months ago, you called in and told us a story about your dad taking you and your brother fishing, and he dynamited the fish and screwed the boat all up. And when y' all got back to the boat rental place, he told y' all to take the blame, and he was just. He's the world's biggest son of a bitch.

[Caller Mike]

Absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

Are you impressed that I remember that?

[Caller Mike]

What's that?

[Michael Turley]

Are you impressed that I remember your story?

[Caller Mike]

Yes, actually. It's touching. It's very touching.

[Michael Turley]

Good. I like to touch it. Tell me what so today story about his dad, biggest son of a bitch. His dad used to take him to the. Tell us another of your biggest son of a bitch dad stories. We love old, angry, white men mean stories.

[Caller Mike]

All right, so Pop took me and my brothers in the truck over to the grocery store, and there's a big supermarket. It's got two doors and they're on the opposite side. So he gets out of the truck, he has my big brother drive, and he says, hey, just go down to the next door, and I'll be out there. And we gotta load up real quick and get out of here, because, you know, we got a lot of Stuff to do is what he said. So he goes in there, and my brother pulls the truck forward, and we get out. And then, I mean, just a minute later, he's out there, and he's got a. He's got a cart loaded with groceries. And so we get it. We just get out. We blowed everything up. We do what Pop says. He jumps in the truck, says, let's go. We get home, we start unpacking. My mom's like, why don't we got. Depends who. Why would you get the pins? And turns out what he did was he walked in there, there was an old lady writing a check for her groceries, and it was. And. And while she was busy doing that, he just took the cart right out the other door.

[Michael Turley]

He just stole her stuff. He.

[Caller Mike]

Well, I was a kid. I was in the 80s.

[Michael Turley]

So your dad just ripped.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just.

[Michael Turley]

He just went and stole the. The cart and just. And just claimed it to be his own and, and told y' all to jump in the car and loaded it up and headed home?

[Caller Mike]

Yep. That's what he did.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[Caller Mike]

That's. That's what pop did.

[Michael Turley]

Is he still alive? No, he.

[Caller Mike]

He passed away.

[Michael Turley]

Huh. Did you pick up your father's shoplifting habit as a grown man?

[Caller Mike]

No, no, no. I, I. I've been honest. I served 20 years in the military, Never been in trouble.

[Michael Turley]

Is your dad okay? It's you. Do you have another brother? I mean, do you have two brothers or one?

[Caller Mike]

I got four brothers.

[Michael Turley]

There's four of y'?

[Bobo]

All?

[Caller Mike]

Well, five total.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. And do y'. All. So out of the five, does everybody like that or by hate dad, or is it a split because he's a big enough son of a bitch if somebody out of the five hates his ass?

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, we all really didn't have much to say at the funeral.

[Michael Turley]

Now, what about the moment? Did she stick with him, or did that split early on?

[Caller Mike]

Well, my. My mom and him got divorced when I was really young, and he. He remarried. But, you know, she was part of my life for a long time. Mm.

[Michael Turley]

Did you have sex with the stepmom?

[Caller Mike]

No. No, no, no. That would. That would be absolutely disgusting.

[Michael Turley]

I had a hot stepmom. Super duper hot stepmom.

[Bobo]

Relations with her?

[Michael Turley]

No, I never had relationship with her, but we did used to watch her undress through the bay window. Carter and I and Sullins, we sit up by the trees because she'd come home every day and go in front of this big mirror, turn on the lights, and you couldn't see outside. We're in the country. And she'd strip down naked. And it was gold, dude. Absolute.

[Caller Mike]

Was she.

[Michael Turley]

She was 35. Yeah, it was gold. Yeah. And she was flirty. And there was one day when I really thought that she was coming on to me. I was about 17 years old and I, I think, I know if I would have gone for it, I would have scored, but it probably would have caused problem with me and my father, surely. But, you know, or maybe my dad's a real son of a. Maybe he would have been disappointed in me that I didn't go for it. What do you think, Attila?

[Caller Mike]

Probably.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, probably.

[Caller Mike]

I think you're. I think your dad would have been like, so. So did she do that. That thing with her tongue?

[Michael Turley]

All right, we've got to go to break. We'll be back in a second. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars and radio for. Give me the vid dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Coming up.

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[J.D. Ryan]

Tell us your car, givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. When his first wife left him, he banged her mom on principle. After getting a cash settlement from an unfortunate auto collision, he blew all the money on a home theater, a king ranch diesel, a new hunting lease, and a whole lot of beer. He claims to have hurt his back on the job at the age of 28. At 50, he's still on disability. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty lot.

[Michael Turley]

Tall boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, buddy.

[Caller Mike]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

We're back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethe vid.com I think it.

[Michael Turley]

Was a shot in the old nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800-800-ROAD now. John Clay wolf.

[Michael Turley]

So that son of a. That you just played, Turley. Yes, that was when I wrote that. I Was channeling my friend's dad. That's a real person. All those son of a. Antics on that one, no question. I remember when we came home from being out in high school one night, Jimbo was so drunk and stoned, he was passed out in the bathroom floor. Unlike the bathroom off the hallway.

[Bobo]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

And he was nude and his loins were exposed from the backside behind his thighs. Okay, so he's laying there, right?

[Bobo]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

With his back to us. His butt. But his jewels were hanging out behind his thighs. And it's a visual that I'll never, ever, ever lose for as long as I live. It was incredible visual of what alcohol and marijuana insurance money and retirement at 28 can do. Yeah, he bought everybody a new sound system. Of course he bought everybody new cars. It was just so the proverbial lottery winner. And my bud was always wanting to kick his butt. Hey, speaking of step parents, I think this is Carter. Hey, you there? Yeah, we were talking about step stepmoms a minute ago, and I brought. I brought up my stepmom. We're on the air right now. We're on in. In your town too, in your country, man. You know, Fort Collins, Denver and the Springs, man.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, that's old school.

[Michael Turley]

If you. If you. If you need to give any shout outs to your Colorado buds, you're on kbpi, kbpl.

[Caller Mike]

I don't know anybody down on the start range.

[Michael Turley]

Baba was looking through the Escort, the back page, looking at professional services in Colorado, and he's noticing that there's a market differential between Fort Collins in Colorado Springs. The process. Yeah, the prostitutes are cheaper in Fort Collins than they are in Colorado Springs. And I figured you could turn your radio down if it's on. I figured you could click clarify that.

[Caller Mike]

I should probably get off of Bluetooth, huh?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Yeah, Carter's definitely from Colorado, man. Huh. Oh, wow. There we go.

[Caller Mike]

That's a little better.

[Michael Turley]

I was trying to listen to Jerry Garcia out of one side of my Bluetooth and you out of the other.

[Caller Mike]

Ah, yeah, that's how it goes.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, shuttle. Anybody verify a memory for me? Well, actually, I want to ask you. Yeah, so I was telling them how you and I and Sullins would used to go when Suzette, my stepmom, would come in about 7:15, you know, and she'd get in front of that mirror and strip down naked and we'd be out, what, about 30 foot off the window by the trees, looking at her. How old was she?

[Caller Mike]

You know, when you said. When you texted and said, hey, we're talking about Suzette. I remembered Suzette, but I didn't. I, I, I figured you're gonna have to jog my memory on some, some aspects of Suzette. Yeah, and I'm trying to. I'm having a hard time. I remember what she looks like, but I, I don't recall Peeping Tom.

[Michael Turley]

Stop it. Just stop lying to me and everybody else. No, no, do not be. I, I'm gonna, I don't want to embarrass you. I'm not going to embarrass you, but don't, don't start lying now.

[Caller Mike]

I cannot remember my hot step out in the country.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, my hot step.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, I know.

[Michael Turley]

Remember when you lived with us in the outside stairs and you could sneak down.

[Caller Mike]

You live with us then.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Well, I don't know.

[Caller Mike]

But I don't recall doing that in college.

[Michael Turley]

No, you're right.

[Caller Mike]

I think we were a little above that by college.

[Michael Turley]

She was pretty hot. Well, my question was. So you don't. There was a time, there was a day, and I remember this well, that I felt like she was coming on to me. She was in a robe. She was always naked under a robe. Dad's at work, we're there. She was commenting on my physique. And she sat down to build a bed across from me. And she sat down Indian style. And she had a robe on and no britches.

[Caller Mike]

Really.

[Michael Turley]

And I was right across from her sitting down. And I, I saw her in all of her glory and she knew it. And her boobs were falling out of her, out of her robe. And, And I, you know, I am a red blooded male. And, and I thought, you know, this is a mating call, of course. Should I take, should I take her down? Should I take her down?

[Caller Mike]

And how old were you?

[Michael Turley]

I was about 17.

[Caller Mike]

And I, I think that was peak wolf.

[Michael Turley]

I think that she was mad at my dad and I, I had a feeling like it begrudge. Yeah, it was gonna be. But what do you think would have happened, Carter, had I done it? What do you think? What would have happened? It's something I think about often. It's a regret of sorts.

[Caller Mike]

What do you think would have happened?

[Michael Turley]

What would my old man have done?

[Caller Mike]

I think that you wouldn't have known what to do. No, you would have. Your old man. I don't know where was the state of their relationship at that stage of the gang?

[Michael Turley]

He had all that going on. Remember the gals in the boats? And he was all over the boat play. I mean he, he Was a mess.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, well, I don't know how a man would react to his son having intercourse with his wife.

[Michael Turley]

I hear you.

[Caller Mike]

Well, when you put it that way, end well.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I hear you.

[Caller Mike]

That couldn't end well.

[Michael Turley]

I, I, that's why I didn't do it.

[Caller Mike]

Under no circumstance.

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[Caller Mike]

Yeah, under no circumstance could that have ended well.

[Michael Turley]

Unless he could have used that to get out of the marriage. But it still would have been a weird deal for me.

[Caller Mike]

I would have made the headlines of the Fort Worth Star Telegram.

[Michael Turley]

So you think I did the right thing by not going for it.

[Caller Mike]

In that situation? I think you did. Now, now, there's a time I remember when Sullins was at your house, living at your house, and he was having relations with a lady. And I remember seem to recall you. I think that was when both of us were out there. You crawling across the floor in the dark. Although it wasn't really that dark because your eyes hadn't adjusted to the dark, but it was pretty much daylight to Solons and his lady.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller Mike]

And you crawling across the floor and trying to reach your hand up into the bed in order to participate with Solons as well.

[Michael Turley]

It was like old school. Remember the movie? He's like, hello, yeah, I'm here for the gang bang. I mean, it sounds. Well, I, I remember particularly you and I. Carter owned the bars with me. Oh, okay. And we went to the bar, one of our bars, after hours, and had these two gals with. Were they strippers? Yes, they were strippers. Do you remember this?

[J.D. Ryan]

That was.

[Michael Turley]

You did karaoke. You did Eddie Vedder karaoke late night. We went back to Yalls house and.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You stole mine. Yeah, that always happened. Yeah, he stole my girl.

[Caller Mike]

True.

[Bobo]

Why'd you keep hanging out?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, it's very similar to what I'm supposed to say.

[Caller Mike]

No, no, no, no, no. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't. That girl knew one of the dudes I played ball with. That was her boyfriend. Yeah, man, Vell, that wasn't me that time.

[Michael Turley]

Crazy story. Carter used to roommate with Barrett Robbins, who was the center for the Raiders. The guy that flipped out and went to Tijuana the night of the Super Bowl.

[Bobo]

Gotcha.

[Michael Turley]

He was the bouncer at Our Boy. I haven't talked Barrett forever.

[Caller Mike]

Introduced me to my wife, as a matter of fact.

[Michael Turley]

That's right. Poor guy. Hey, I've only got a minute and a half left. We need to do this more often. I'm glad you called in. And I'm gonna I'm glad that you think it was okay to steal my girl late night. But you don't think it's okay for me to tap my stepmom, so at least we've established the line.

[Caller Mike]

I think that's just wrong. I think that's just wrong on every level. I mean, come on.

[Michael Turley]

We might need to call dad next Saturday and get his opinion. Oh, that won't be okay, Carter. Thank you.

[Caller Mike]

Well, no, I don't know if I want to be in on that call. You might have some more stories as well.

[Michael Turley]

I gotta go. I gotta. I'm running out of time. I got a minute. Thirteen. Okay, everybody. Yeah. Huh? So he thinks I did the right thing.

[Bobo]

We all think you did the right thing.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Johnny. In Dallas, the 15 Honda Civic EXL. 54, 000 miles. I like it, I want it, but I don't have time to bid it. Can you go to give me the vin.com and put it in?

[Caller Mike]

Sure will.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. Joey and Amarillo, you there?

[Caller Mike]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I've got to go, too. We put this one into the website. It'll bid it immediately. Thanks. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you made it. One more shot. Fort Collins. Fort Collins. Fort Collins. Please call if you hear us in Fort Collins or Cheyenne, Wyoming. I have not had a call from there and I want to make sure this is working. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800, ready. Or Denver. The spring station is obviously working, but I've not heard anything out of Denver and I have not heard anything out of Fort Collins. So if you're hearing this right now, please pick up your phone real quick and just give me a air check. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Everybody else wants to sell their car. Go to. Give me the vinyl. Willie B. And his car show in Denver is coming up right now. And we will see y' all next Saturday morning at 8:00 o', clock, L.A. texas, everybody in between. California, Vegas. See y' all next Saturday. Bye.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fucker.

[Michael Turley]

Out.