#209 John Clay Wolfe Show 08.03.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #209 Summary (Airdate: August 3, 2019)

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Theme & Purpose

Episode #209 of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers a riotous mix of live car appraisals, listener call-ins, sports talk (especially NFL rivalries and drama), comic banter between co-hosts, music nostalgia, and irreverent takes on current events. The show’s signature blend of sarcasm, edgy humor, and car industry insight powers a freewheeling Saturday morning hangout, targeting everyone from “redneck“ car sellers to hip hop aficionados. As always, John and crew aren't afraid to push buttons—as long as the FCC isn’t listening (too closely).

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Kicking Off: NFL Rivalries and Owners

• The Decline of Old-School Rivalries: The guys nostalgically reflect on how the Cowboys-Redskins rivalry (“Cowboys and Deadskins”) isn't what it used to be—and how the Eagles have become public enemy #1 instead.
  • “The Redskins were a much bigger rivalry in my eyes [than the Eagles].” (00:51)
• “Do You Like Your Owner?” Poll: Listeners weigh in on loathed NFL owners.
  • Notable Moment: Callers (from Maryland/DC) unanimously trash Dan Snyder, owner of the Redskins.
    • “Absolutely not. Nobody likes Dan Snyder... He’s just gotta go.” (05:01)
    • “He’s making money whether they win or lose... He doesn’t care about winning.” (05:08) — Russell, Caller
    • “Let football people do football. He’s a media guy, not a football guy.” (06:25) — Brad, Caller

2. Car Talk: Real Calls, Real Deals

• Listener Call-Ins: Live appraisals for everything from old Jeep Cherokees to Ferraris—the show’s backbone.
• Old Car Woes: Advice on why very old/high-mileage vehicles rarely bring money—plus classic stories about going to pick them up and barely making it back.
  • “You can't make any money on a $500 car.” (13:58)
• Skepticism and Trust in Car Buyers: Listeners discuss their fears about “Give Me The VIN” being legit; positive reviews alleviate suspicion.
  • “Of course, two days later, everything went as planned… They’re the real deal.” (15:00)
• The Cost to Become a ‘Household Name’ in Cars: John reveals it takes at least $100 million in advertising and branding—tough odds in today’s fragmented media market. (15:40)

3. Laughs, Skits & Memorable Characters

• Skydiving Prosthetic Leg (Comic Interview): A stand-up style segment with “Barry,” a man who lost his prosthetic skydiving, is played for physical comedy.
  • “Sorry it took me so long to fall—I hit a lot of stuff on the way down.” (22:36) — ‘Barry’ (Comic bit)
• One-Legged vs. Fat Man Race: Office banter about a potentially epic race between a 400 lb man and a man with a prosthetic leg—a recurring inside joke.
  • “I don’t know who has more confidence, Dan or Aaron…” (25:42)

4. Controversial & Dark Humor Moments

• “Kitten in Pants” & “Baby in Freezer” News Stories: The team debates Bob’s penchant for dragging in shock-value news stories, leading to spirited, awkward debate about the limits of good radio taste.
  • “Let me tell you something I’m not interested in for this broadcast going forward: kitten porn bestiality.” (38:22) — John Clay Wolfe
  • “Bobbo, you need to start clearing this stuff with me. …Dead babies and freezers!” (64:13)
• DJ Pre K: Hip-Hop Rosetta Stone Segment
  • Listeners and crew try (and mostly fail) to decode street slang—today’s word: “304.”
  • “Get you a calculator, put in 3-0-4, turn it upside down… and you see what you see, baby.” (108:41) — DJ Pre K

5. Pop Culture & Sports: Analysis & Analysis

• Once Upon a Time In Hollywood: John and Bob argue Tarantino’s latest—pace, excess, and the difference between expectation and experience.
  • “If anybody else would have made it, I’d say it was good… But I expect so much out of him.” (127:02) — John Clay Wolfe
• Zeke Elliott and Cowboys Contract Drama: Spirited breakdown of whether Dallas should keep or trade their star RB; listeners and hosts cite sports radio and their own analysis.
  • “He keeps having problems, every year he gets into trouble with the law… It’s always something with him.” (67:49) — John

6. Recurring Segments

• Live Car Offers: Callers from all over the country giving details and getting instant price quotes on their vehicles.
  • [See multiple segments between 32:00–120:00 for live appraisals]
• “Auction Lane Theater”: Audio highlights from John and his team running in-person car auctions—a unique, high-adrenaline sales environment.
  • “This car came from the estate of Leonard J. Clark. We’d all like to have a moment of silence for the deceased, Leonard Clark… He didn’t shoot himself in the car.” (52:54)
• Reverend Charles & “Gospelized” Pop Songs: The Reverend riffs on Kanye West’s Sunday Service remixes—rolling soul and worship into Nirvana covers.
  • “If you consider poor Kurt Cobain writing sad songs… those songs, you can be resurrected.” (141:23) — ‘Reverend Charles’ (Comic Bit)

7. Rastaman & Multi-Cultural Crew

• Introduction of Rastaman: Adding a real-life Rasta detailer to the team; John quizzes him about hair, prayer beads, and worldviews.
  • “You keep a meditation in a mind… the power of a prayer can hold the world up.” (99:02) — Rastaman

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Time | Speaker | Quote/Description | |-----------|--------------|-------------------------------------------------------------| | 05:01 | Caller | “Absolutely not. Nobody likes Dan Snyder.” | | 06:25 | Caller Brad | “Dan Snyder needs to step away. Let football people do football.” | | 13:58 | John | “You can't make any money on a $500 car.” | | 22:36 | ‘Barry’ | “Sorry it took me so damn long to fall—I hit a lot of stuff on the way down.” | | 38:22 | John | “Let me tell you something I’m not interested in for this broadcast going forward: kitten porn bestiality.” | | 52:54 | John | “This car came from the estate of Leonard J. Clark. We’d all like to have a moment of silence… He didn’t shoot himself in the car.” | | 67:49 | John | “He keeps having problems, every year he gets into trouble with the law… It’s always something with him.” (On Zeke Elliott) | | 108:41 | DJ Pre K | “Get you a calculator, put in 3-0-4, turn it upside down… and you see what you see, baby.” | | 127:02 | John | “If anybody else would have made it, I’d say it was good… But I expect so much out of him.” (On Tarantino) | | 141:23 | ‘Rev. Charles’ | “If you consider poor, poor Kurt Cobain writing sad songs… those songs, you can be resurrected.” (On Kanye’s gospel remixes) |

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Important Timestamps

• 00:23–06:00 — Football Retrospectives & Owner Polls
• 11:00–16:00 — Car Call-ins: Reviews, Advice, and Junks
• 22:00–25:00 — Prosthetic Leg Skydiver Comic Bit
• 31:44–34:42 — Listener Reviews, Expanding Syndication, & New Markets
• 38:40–41:36 — Shock Value/Controversial News Segment Debates
• 48:30–54:35 — Auction Lane: John’s Auction Banter and Comedy Gold
• 66:00–71:00 — Cowboys Drama: Zeke Elliott Contract Talks
• 99:01–100:45 — Rastaman Explains Prayer Beads & Philosophy
• 104:51–110:00 — DJ Pre K’s '304' Hip Hop Slang Segment
• 127:00–132:13 — Movie Review: Once Upon a Time In Hollywood (QT debate)
• 140:12–144:44 — Kanye’s Sunday Service & Pop Songs as Gospel (Comic riff)

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Show Tone & Language

The John Clay Wolfe Show runs on bold, loose, and irreverent banter—quick to poke fun at sacred cows and break the fourth wall regarding their own process (and sometimes taste). The language is conversational, loaded with inside jokes, comic voices/skits, and the type of trash talk that keeps listeners engaged but might ruffle more sensitive feathers. The show prides itself on maintaining radio's wild edge, provided the FCC isn’t at the door.

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Who Should Listen?

This episode is for anyone who:

• Loves cars, especially offbeat stories about buying and selling them
• Enjoys sports talk with a heavy dose of fan perspective
• Isn’t easily offended and likes shock-value humor
• Wants a taste of pop culture debates, nostalgia, and hip hop slang
• Appreciates the chaos of Saturday-morning radio the way it used to be—funny, unpredictable, and just a little bit dangerous

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For more, tune in to the full show or visit the show’s PodBean archive. To get your car appraised on-air, visit GiveMeTheVIN.com

Transcript

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You, right here on big 100.

[C]

That was wild.

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If it happens again, this isn't issue.

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I'm moving the mouse just in case.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So football season is coming. Yeah, the first game for the Skins are the hated, devilish, satanically slated Eagles. I suppose.

[D]

I don't care about the Redskins, though. I'm a Cowboys fan.

[B]

And then the Cowboys is game number two. You know, Turley, I don't know much about the Washington Redskins football team being from Texas, except I used to. You know, we were kids, we dress up cowboy Indians and play football. Like literally at the toy store. They had the kid, the cheap pads and jersey helmet, and Carter and I dress up Cowboys and Indians and fight each other. Right. Football style.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

But that was the rivalry as a child. The Redskins were a much bigger rivalry in my eyes.

[D]

You mean the Dead Skins than the.

[B]

Than the Eagles in our conference. And it's not as. The rivalry is not as good. Now, the Eagles, like everything else, they steal. They steal cigarettes, they steal money, and they stole that rivalry a bit, too.

[D]

Yeah, in the 80s, yes, it was the Dead Skins and Cowboys, but then in the 90s, 70s, you had that buddy ball and everything, and then it just became Eagles, Cowboys.

[B]

What's a buddy ball?

[D]

Oh, Buddy Ryan. You know, remember all that with Jimmy Johnson? It just kind of morphed in the 90s and 2000s, they were. Cowboys sucked, and so the Eagles just constantly beat them. So Cowboy fans, of course, turned the rage against the Eagles.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

And the Redskins, they just been bad, so there's really not been any reason to hate them.

[E]

Nobody cares.

[B]

Yeah, they're just broken. Like RJ3's knee. Is he fixed?

[D]

Yeah, he's trying to get into the league again as a backup, so he's. He's making his rounds.

[E]

Wouldn't it be funny if there's a team made up of all the. The also Rams, the guys with the broken knees, and the Johnny Footballs. Just one team. Just of all these losers.

[B]

Well, it's called the CFL. Oh, okay. Argonauts. 800. 800. I want to ask Redskins fans, do y'.

[F]

All.

[B]

What? What? Since. Since you haven't won in a long time. And I understand how it feels. How long has it been since the boys been to bowl?

[D]

Well, yeah, winning is. There's different levels but Super Bowl. Yeah, it's been a long time but playoffs.

[B]

Do you guys like your owner? Is it Dan Snyder? Mm.

[D]

Little Danny.

[B]

Do you like Dan Snyder, your owner? I'd like to take a poll.

[D]

That's a good question. Because you know Cowboys fans, it's kind of. Don't you think 50, 50 with Jerry.

[B]

I might do this again when we start in Dallas here in 15 minutes.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[B]

And just do a quick one. Do you like your owner? Because I don't think. I don't think Dallas is going to like Jerry anymore. I think it's complete turn.

[C]

What?

[B]

Why? I just think so. But I'd be interested in Maryland, DC, etc, Skins fans that can hear us. 800 calling real quick. Just tell me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Also DJ put that up. Put a, put a Skins and a Snyder picture up on our Facebook page. John Clevel show Facebook page and ask, do you like Dan Snyder? Yes or no? Does he. I just wonder, I just wonder what the overall vibe is. Or does everybody about their owner. You know, I know everybody can't be boner happy like the patrons owner, no pun but you know, morning Wood, they're all smiles up there. 8008-0072-3480-0800. You know, maybe that, maybe there's a correlation there. Maybe the man is sexually released and in a good mood and he hires good people and that whole crabby sexual vibe is just going through the whole organization and making them winners right up. And oh, we've got Australian man, Aussie.

[C]

He's got a balance. He's got a balance in his mind, in his body.

[D]

Oh, why is that?

[C]

He wakes up with a piece of old Woody.

[B]

We're talking about the owner of the New England Patriots.

[C]

The Wood makes the man.

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Does it really?

[C]

The Wood makes the man. Right?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Damn right.

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Piss hard, Woody. I don't know.

[D]

It sounded funnier there, Woody.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Did you even like football? You just all wrecked me.

[C]

Love it, love it like an automatic pilot. My Woody goes right through it as a cheerleaders. Oh, I love cheerleaders.

[B]

Good morning, Fredericksburg. You're on the air.

[G]

Hell no. Nobody likes Dan Snyder.

[B]

Why not?

[G]

Because he sucks.

[B]

Oh, right.

[G]

It's all because of an investment. It's a money making investment. Making money whether they win or Lose.

[B]

So he doesn't care about winning.

[G]

Absolutely not.

[B]

Thank you for calling in, Russell.

[G]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What do you think?

[G]

How you doing, John? Yeah. No, Most. Most Redskin fans do not like Dan Snyder at all.

[B]

Why? They.

[G]

They. They wish they. He was never able to purchase the team. But. But, you know, he just. He's funny, you know, It's a money issue. He had. He had the money at the time to invest, and he. He. The other players liked him and they were. They allowed him to purchase the team. A lot of the risk fans wanted Jack Kent Cookson to purchase the team, but, you know, he just didn't have, I guess, the financial backing like Dan Snyder did, so he was able to purchase it. But Dance Night is not a good owner at all.

[B]

Thank you, Russ. Brad, good morning.

[G]

Good morning.

[B]

What you think.

[G]

Brad?

[B]

Yeah, Brad. No, what you think? You're on the air. Go.

[G]

Yeah.

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No.

[G]

Dan Snyder needs to step away.

[B]

Let.

[G]

Let football people do football. He's a media guy, not a football guy. Nobody around here likes.

[D]

No one likes him.

[B]

Nobody likes me either. I know how he feels. Brad, you like us. We've got a person that likes us. I see.

[G]

I listen to you every Saturday morning.

[B]

Awesome. I'm more popular up there than Dan Snyder. That's great, John. Who's more popular? Who's more popular, me or Dan Snyder? You. It's official. JD it is two people.

[D]

That's it. That's all you need.

[B]

Everybody hates Dan Snyder. Not one person out of all these people have said yes, we like our owner. Well, Dan Snyder, if you're listening, you need to. You need to sell the team and move on.

[C]

Right?

[B]

You need to get the hell out of Dodge. You need to go. Get on out of there.

[C]

It's not Hard Sellers is down. Clay Wolf.

[B]

No way to live. Being hated by everyone. It's like. It's like walking around with a bunch of crabs, huh? Brad, who do you like more, me or Dan Snyder?

[G]

I already said you, of course.

[B]

Okay, thank you. Same guy. Claire, who do you like more, me or Dan Snyder?

[G]

You.

[B]

Okay, well, we need to. We need to get Dan on the phone and let him know what's going on. Maybe he's not aware.

[G]

I don't know if he's aware or not.

[B]

Sounds like everybody really dislikes this.

[G]

I don't think he would care.

[B]

How could you not care? How would you want to live your life? Hated.

[G]

He doesn't care. He's got the Redskins. That's his little pet team. And he's got the money coming out of it. And, you know, so he's got his little hobby there. He's happy.

[B]

All right. We need to do something about this, J.D. i mean, I'm. I'm concerned. 800. 800. 7 2, 3, 4.

[E]

Sounds like you're more popular than all I can come up with.

[B]

I think it's you, J.D. i think it's you. I think it's you and your traffic reports. I mean, those damn traffic reports, they'll give you a piss hard. Aussie man, will you take us out in. In a Aussie man will give you a piss hard Woody too.

[C]

Well, don't worry about the traffic. Stay with me. Let your Woody be your guide. And we'll have more John Clay Wolf right after these commercial breaks.

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Oh, yeah. We're back.

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Back to the John Clay Wolf.

[C]

What was that?

[B]

God, I'm just happy. Happy. I'm not dumb. I'm just happy.

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Yeah.

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I didn't know Kurt Cobain sang the blues. This is this rock and roll blues, man.

[E]

No Kurt Cobain saying.

[B]

Isn't that what this is?

[D]

Kinda.

[C]

It is in a minor key, I bet.

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I guarantee you could take this song and make it a blue song.

[B]

Bob, where's your guitar?

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Get the good. That's it. Challenge is down.

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Challenges down.

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Just add a dotted eight.

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Oh, by the way, Ned's right there at the back door waiting with his guitar strapped on, ready to go.

[D]

Where is Ned and Stinky Pinky at?

[B]

I don't know. He was. He was. I haven't talked to him in a while.

[C]

My nemesis.

[B]

He's great. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

Well, that band lasted for like, what, two weeks?

[C]

One song.

[B]

One song. But it's okay. It's not over. It doesn't have to be over. It just. We just. We just Tried it. Russ, good morning.

[G]

Hey, good morning. How are you?

[B]

We're good. We're good. We're just waking up, getting rolling.

[G]

Yeah, me too, man.

[B]

What's up?

[G]

Hey. I just wanted to say I dropped off my vehicle Thursday. With the help of Daniel on your team, you guys are as advertised. And lo and behold, your check cleared again.

[B]

It happened twice. Now.

[C]

Which. Which vehicle?

[B]

Do what?

[G]

It was a 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee Limited, all wheel drive with a V8.

[B]

You know, that car makes me sad. I didn't see the deal. And I don't know what we paid, but I know we paid nothing. And the reason we paid nothing is because they're worth nothing. But they're worth more than what they're worth. Does that make sense, what I'm saying? Russ, that's a good car. And I don't know why they've depreciated to the point where nobody wants to pay anything for them.

[G]

I'm gonna tell you, I had that car, original owner, for 18 years. It's a little hot rod. All the windows fell off the tracks. I fixed every single one. But that thing was just a pleasure to drive. Fast as I'll get out and just fun.

[B]

Well, you know why you dropped it off instead of us picking it up? How many miles were on it?

[G]

177,000. But it got there.

[B]

No. And that's why you just said it, not me. So when we're negotiating with people on not knocking you, Russ, we call that the junk market. Back of two grand. I'm sure we didn't pay more than 2,000 for it, did we? I hope not.

[G]

No, sir.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Daniel Rayburn would not let you do that.

[B]

Well, what we. Because he wouldn't be here long if we did. But, you know, on those high mile old cars, I'm like, you know, like, we need a couple hundred more said, great, we'll give it. Bring it to us. Instead of us coming to pick it up. Why? For what you just said. Because if it makes it here, then we've got something. Because a lot of times we go to pick up the junks, they don't make it, and they blow up down the street. And then we call the people and they want to argue 95% of our heat. Our problems come out of junk transactions. Back of $2,000. And it gets to the point where I'm like, I don't even want to do it. Because if you go through our reviews online, we've got like 2,000 on givemetheven.com to get 2,000 reviews online that are great and say there's 10 that are bad. And if you go look at the 10, they're all junks. Yep, they're all junks. Every time they got here and they told me this and that and that's boom. No, you forgot to say the paint's completely off of it. It's covered in hail, and the motor sounds like a pack of beavers are in it.

[D]

And it won't go into second.

[B]

It won't go into second. You're right. So, so that's. I appreciate you bringing it. I'm glad we bought it. And you know what's funny too? I don't know what we paid for it. I promise it won't make any money. It's the damnedest thing.

[D]

But those are great for kids. That vehicle right there.

[B]

When we get to the point, when we're remarketing like we sold, you know, 600 cars on Wednesday. And the junks, they don't make any money. They don't make any money. You can't make any money on a $500 car.

[E]

No, well, of course not.

[B]

By the time.

[E]

Yeah, you pay to run them in the auction.

[B]

It's. It's weird. But anyway, I'm glad. Where is Magnolia, Texas?

[G]

Just northwest of Houston.

[D]

Cool.

[G]

Right outside the Woodlands.

[B]

Okay, so then our drop off deal in spring is really close.

[G]

Yeah, 20 minutes.

[B]

Not bad. Had time to overheat. Good. So. So if it was gonna blow, it would have blown by then. Good, good, good. So we got something we can actually drive.

[G]

Actually, I. I personally put in the radiator and two new radiator hoses.

[B]

A year ago he had 2 liters old Coke bottles in the back full of water.

[E]

Just in case.

[B]

Just in case. That's the key to driving those old cars. Run around with a bottle, antifreeze and a jug of. Jug of water in the back seat. Thank you, Russ. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Now everybody's gonna call in with their junks. Of course.

[D]

I do like those reviews. Like you're talking about Wednesday. There was one this week. Guy was real skeptical, didn't want. Oh, I didn't know. And he posted this on Facebook. I don't know. I just sold my car to car to. To give me the van and they're gonna supposedly come and get it. I don't know. We'll see what happens. Of course, two days later, everything went as planned. And then he, A man of his word, he went and posted everywhere saying how Great. It was. I, hey, I believe in them. They're the real deal.

[E]

Because they prove that they can turn around.

[B]

Oh, yeah. People are skeptical. We've been doing this. So it's hard to get the word out on stuff. It's hard to market a product. Oh my God. It's so expensive to turn into a household name. To turn it into a household name cost a hundred million dollars. Jesus. In advertising.

[E]

Really?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

I don't know if that would do it, J.D.

[E]

Really?

[B]

Nationally today? Yeah.

[E]

With so many.

[C]

Sell us your car. There you go. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

$100 million. That's a big number. But I, I, I don't.

[E]

My Lord.

[B]

If anybody in the marketing world's listening that has any stats, I'd be interested of your opinion. To take a good product and turn it into a household name. Does it? Will 100 million do it even do it? Will it even do it?

[E]

There's so many places that people's attention is distracted.

[B]

These big brands, you wouldn't believe what they spend. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[E]

Yeah. People like coke. You wonder why Coke ever has to advertise.

[B]

They're all over the world.

[E]

Everybody knows Coke. There's Coke machines in the middle of nowhere.

[B]

But they still run ads all the time.

[E]

Stay on top of people's minds all the time.

[B]

It's. It's about close. Budweiser presents over and over and over. Why?

[H]

Why?

[B]

Why?

[E]

To stay where they are.

[B]

Because they want to catch the formidable user that's fixing to make a life brand choice.

[E]

Right?

[B]

That is going to start something at 22 or 18 or 19 or whenever and go with it for the rest of their life. Just like you're saying, we've already got your brands figured in your brain. Why do you need more of it? They're not reaching for you. No, they're reaching for them to try to get them to make a decision. That's why they fight for the point of sale stuff in the convenience store so hard. Because in the table tents and everything in front of you because they're trying to get the new guy coming. New guy coming. New guy coming. All right. Be right back.

[A]

Give me the vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[I]

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[A]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com I'm.

[C]

Sure there are a lot of ways JD's gone that we had.

[A]

Call John toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

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Make a service announcement.

[B]

Well, hang on. We don't want to step on Jefferson Starship. Got to get to the chorus. So, Bob, during the commercial breaks, you play background music and. And it goes over our stream @john clay wolfshow.com.

[C]

Ah, yeah.

[B]

And you chose Guns N Roses, Night Train. And it's just F bomb after F bomb after F bomb, which is. Oh, this is really great for you. But if by any chance one of our 32 affiliates around the country left a contact open and our show was broadcast on automation, then we would have gotten in an FCC situation.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Be careful.

[C]

You know, I did not know that.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Guns N Roses has like.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Anything off the Lies album? Was that Lies?

[C]

No, that's on Appetite for Distress.

[B]

Oh, I didn't realize. So was the album version of that 91, did it have the cusp bombs in it? I didn't remember. I wouldn't listen to. I just listened to the hits. All right. Anyway, watch out. 800-800-7234. Not to mention that JD man's that stream on his online radio station and his nobody doctor's offices are offended.

[E]

No one that listens to my station will be listening to this.

[C]

Well, it's Saturday morning. You know, screw the FCC pretty early.

[E]

I mean, it's Saturday morning. I never listen.

[C]

I didn't know, fellas. I just. You know why I chose that one, right?

[D]

Because of the length.

[C]

Because it's precisely 4 minutes and 30 seconds long. So what are the odds, you know?

[B]

Well, all I hope is that it was in Las Vegas where everything goes. Good morning, Vegas. Who's driving in? Oh, so the graveyard shift is coming in off the casinos. I always love talking to those guys. If you're coming in from your workday in Las Vegas, give us a buzz and tell us about anything cool happened last night in the brothels. I mean the casinos. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 rating. Yes. Yes. That gal that you were sitting next to that you thought would be a great wife, and there's no way she could be a prostitute because she's too classy. She is a prostitute. You're. She had you going. Well, I'm just talking to the guy that's out there that had a big night.

[C]

Last escort, if you must.

[B]

It's illegal in some states. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. All right. What are we doing today? What are we doing? What are we doing? Man loses leg while skydiving twice.

[E]

A worker at a California lumberyard made an unusual discovery on Monday. A prosthetic leg wearing a blue Nike shoe was found. He just walked around, found this thing. A Sonoma county sheriff's office investigated the discovery after some folks called him from. They called over to a nearby airport, just kind of an alarc. Turns out the owner, who police identified as Barry Deemer, lost the leg as he was 10,000ft in the air skydiving over the area on Sunday. He told police that after he and his friends landed, they looked around the area, but of course, they couldn't find the leg. It could be anywhere, including the lumber yard. On Monday afternoon, officers reunited him with his leg and. Actually, we contacted.

[B]

Does anybody have footage of the landing? Not the leg landing, the one man landing.

[D]

Well, John, you know, we've had big stars like Billy Bob Thorton in studio.

[B]

Stuff yet last week.

[D]

Guess what?

[E]

What?

[D]

We've got Barry in studio. Yes, we do.

[E]

The guy who lost his leg.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, he's right here.

[B]

Barry. You guys.

[G]

Hey, fellas.

[B]

Going on scheduling, geniuses. I tell you.

[D]

I tell you.

[C]

Hey, I appreciate you telling my story, too. You know, I. I get stuff like that all the time. When I first lost that leg.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Was in a skydiving deal, you know, did you ever. You ever hop? You guys ever do the hop?

[B]

Sure.

[C]

Jump out of a plane, you gotta have your stance right, you know? You know where your rip cord is. Right before you jump, you get on your right side. Like this.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Hop just like a. Oh, Sorry about that.

[E]

What's wrong with you?

[D]

Just fell down again. Get up off the chair.

[C]

Sorry about that, guys. I'm sorry it took me so damn long to fall down that I hit a lot of stuff on the way down.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

But I was glad to have the lead back, you know, And I don't. I'm not special or anything. I've. I've got a cousin who's a pilot, so he'll take me out a lot of times, but otherwise I'm just a regular guy. I was. I was so happy to get that leg back, though. I jumped up and gave my wife a celebratory high five. Like smack. Hey, baby. You got it. You're kind of accident prone.

[B]

Yeah. You're a little. You're balanced.

[C]

I think I can fix that.

[E]

Just leave it there. We'll fix it later.

[C]

I'm just a regular, you know, semi retired guy. You know, I like to stay home and cook a lot. I made you guys these brownies. Oh, you want to try these? Can you reach that area?

[E]

I got it right there. I don't want to pick them up on the floor.

[C]

I'm sorry, man.

[B]

Why don't you just sit still?

[C]

Pick those up over there. Anyway, so we're now. But you know, I got a lot of hobbies. I'm into tai chi these days. Yeah. This is. Let me show you the Tosan kata. It starts off with the pigeon stand.

[B]

From the One Legged Man.

[C]

Stand up.

[B]

That's my other leg. He's falling down.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Heads, ass. Yeah. Anyway, I've been a thrill seeker a long time here.

[B]

I like to do.

[C]

Hey, you were talking about Guns N Roses.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah.

[C]

I love Guns Rose, man. Axel Rose a badass.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

You ever see his dance move?

[E]

No.

[B]

No.

[E]

Yeah, I tried to catch him. I tried to catch him that time, baby.

[D]

A long fall.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

God almighty. Get him out of here. You're tearing everything up.

[C]

It was good to see you guys.

[B]

I'm sorry you're an amputee, but you're not gonna just terrorize and tear everything up in my studio, right?

[C]

Yeah, well, I get that sometimes, but I'm a rich guy too, so I don't have all that.

[B]

Speaking of one legged men, why did we never have Aaron and Lieutenant Dan race?

[D]

Ah, I was waiting for you to bring this up again.

[B]

Good question.

[D]

And it's strangely down in the. Give me the vin. Buying office went away. The talk. There was a lot of talk.

[E]

Oh, there was big man talk.

[B]

Big talk. So we have Lieutenant Dan. He lost his leg in an auto auction accident. And then defending me. Defending me from an Iranian. And Aaron is a large man.

[D]

Yeah, 400 maybe.

[B]

So the one legged man said, I can outrun you, fat boy. Threw a fat boy in there. Yes, he did. And they made a bet. And they made a bet. Yeah. And we were going to have this whole event of a race. And this was a long time ago.

[D]

What happened well, Lieutenant Dan had to get his new leg. That was the whole thing.

[B]

The hold up.

[D]

Because he was getting a sport leg.

[E]

Yeah. One of those like the. The spring kind.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

The guy who killed everybody. Yeah. Blade Runner.

[D]

That's where the. That's where the bragging came is. Once I get this leg.

[B]

Get you some bitch.

[D]

That's what he said right to him. Well, he's got the leg.

[E]

Yep.

[D]

And we haven't heard anything since.

[B]

I don't know who is. Who has more confidence, Dan or Aaron.

[D]

You know, at. At the first. Lieutenant Dan. But absolutely at first because Aaron was. And that's. And I think Aaron's still worried. That's why he hasn't brought it back up.

[C]

Right. Aaron's in training though. I mean he's been hitting gym. He's. He's lost some pounds, I heard. Seriously.

[E]

I believe he has actually.

[B]

Well, we're upstairs on top of a building and outer window there's a place where you can see the buyers go out for their smoking break. Yep. I'd love to just. We could just film it from up here.

[D]

I agree.

[B]

If you guys are listening downstairs and want to take a quick 40 yard dash in the rain, I've got them.

[D]

Is it raining?

[B]

I got. I've got a hundred dollar bill to the winner.

[E]

Wow, it just got sweet.

[B]

Oh, you.

[C]

You got a race going.

[D]

No, no.

[C]

You are not race all the time. Watch. Look at this dance.

[B]

It's my contribution to the Special Olympics. It's my contribution to the Special Olympics. Just get out of here.

[D]

Oh, that's a great. Okay. 100 bucks.

[B]

Speaking of charity, did you know that I'm going to do the celebrity cutting this year? Charlie, do you know what that is? The horse Steel.

[D]

Oh, I thought you're like cutting like.

[B]

Your wrist or something like that. It's this horse thing. I'll talk about it more, but I'm. I'm going to dial back into my cowboy ways a little bit.

[C]

You're going to be a gelder.

[B]

Yeah, I'm going to be a gelder. Cutting horses. Are you familiar with that? No. You ride cutting horses?

[C]

You.

[B]

You don't even know what cutting horses are.

[D]

I have no idea.

[B]

Oh my.

[E]

Oh, it's amazing. It's a great. You're going to do this?

[B]

Yeah. Really? December 3rd.

[D]

What is cutting horses?

[B]

So you just have to video. I mean it. It's too much to explain. It's.

[E]

I'll get a video and I'll put it at it.

[B]

It's a sporting event where you get on A horse. And you cut a cow out of the herd and the cows trying to get back to the herd, and the horse cuts it off and, like, does all this back and forth action.

[D]

You're like a defensive back.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

And you're keeping the receiver from.

[B]

But you. You have to ride this horse that's going pretty wild, and you have to keep the reins below the horn and let the horse do its work. And you got to hang on. Yeah.

[C]

His feet left, shoulders right. Just like this. You get on your knee.

[E]

Don't really.

[C]

You're not going to do a great shoulders right.

[B]

Get him out.

[H]

I know.

[B]

He's already done $300 worth of damage. Ray in Houston. Good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Oh, good morning. How are y'?

[E]

All?

[B]

Good, good.

[G]

I'm on a flip phone. Can you hear me okay?

[B]

I can hear you. Okay. Little Obama phone. Congratulations.

[G]

Yeah, thank you. I'm kind of conservative. I was talking to your answerer a while ago, and I just wanted to share. Couple of things. I don't have a car. I don't know anything about cars, per se.

[B]

We don't even.

[G]

Although I don't like to pay a lot of money for them.

[B]

Well, no. Yep.

[G]

Y' all apparently do. I know I appreciated the the Dukes of Hazard comment. You said you don't get your show. First of all, I know you have issues with your higher ups in regards to females.

[B]

Right.

[G]

So I'm just here to. To share on that side.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

That female. I'm a female, and I do appreciate the show. I haven't been listening in a long time, but a good few. Handful is six, seven, eight months.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[G]

And I'm in Houston.

[B]

All right.

[G]

Yep, yep. And y' all make me laugh. And you said you won't like the show unless you are brought up on Dukes of Hazzard. And I was brought up on Dukes of Hazzard and I left my tail end off because you're so right. I mean, I love the show. You gotta have thick skin, but you gotta have thick skin in this world.

[B]

Thank you.

[G]

The second thing is I've talked to the pre K dj and I do agree with the ball. Ball, Ball. I'm not into hip hop at all, but I thought it was a little redundant. And if they could throw one of their other lyrics. Lingos in there when they're. Yeah, there you go. When they're a little industry dialogue, whatever you want to call it. Yeah, then I think that would be a good thing. And I know you're gonna throw that other gentleman, $5. And I'm not open for that. We're good. We're good.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

And I just wanted to say I. I like your shows.

[B]

Thank you, ma'.

[G]

Am.

[B]

Thank you.

[G]

Congratulations.

[B]

Thank you very much. That was wonderful. That was the best review we've had in the last 15 minutes. So, DJ, you have a redneck woman from Houston, Texas that has production ideas for Eyeball and she agrees with. Everybody's going along with critique. My. My opinion of the eyeball. Eyeball, Eyeball three times in a row is too much. So we need to work on it. And that's great. We're going to make a hit of this.

[H]

But I'm loving all the hicks coming in and trying to tell me about rap music, you know, that's what's up.

[B]

Take us out, DJ Prek.

[H]

We gonna be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, baby. Hold up.

[C]

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[B]

Oven cleaner.

[D]

What was it called again?

[C]

I can't remember. Diamond. Type of mega?

[B]

I don't know. Good morning, everybody.

[C]

Stuff works though. I'm telling you.

[B]

We just added a bunch of people. People. Bunch of cities at 9 o'. Clock. Hey, Colorado, New Mexico. How the hell does New Mexico get us. Eddie, are you there? Eddie? Eddie? I want half. DJ pr. Get Eddie. Back up. He can't hear me. Eddie, you there?

[G]

I. Yeah, I can hear you.

[B]

Can you hear me? Yeah. He's so far out there in the middle of New Mexico. Are you in Area 51?

[G]

Yeah, about 100 miles south of that.

[B]

What do you think's gonna happen? Everybody shows up out there, they're gonna get blown up.

[G]

Yeah, they're gonna. I dare them to go out there.

[B]

I just don't know what station you guys are picking us up on in New Mexico because we're not on the.

[C]

No.

[G]

So actually I used to listen. Yeah, no you're not. I used to listen to you. I just moved from Odessa, Texas to. To Demi, New Mexico. Nice listen to you on 102.1 out there.

[B]

I got you. Okay. What have you got, sir? What kind of car?

[G]

Yeah, so I've got a 2013 Dodge Charger. It's an RT and it's the. It's the Daytona trim package. The car is very, very clean, garage kept. And it has 50,100.

[B]

What color is it?

[G]

153 I think. Black. It's black on black.

[B]

It's a road and track. And does it have a sunroof?

[G]

No, no sunroof.

[B]

Okay, so it's not heavy loaded. Does it have the stitching daytone in the back of the seats of the headrest?

[G]

Yes, yes it does.

[B]

And what color is that stitching? And blue. Blue?

[G]

Yep, blue.

[B]

Automatic or stick? I know it's an automatic. What about the tires? Are they okay?

[G]

Yeah, tires just got replaced. They probably got less than 2,000 miles on those tires. I just bought new tires.

[B]

Put me down for 15 grand. And also load it into givemetheven.com and let my computer bid it and I want to look at it after the. After we get off the air. Okay, thanks. Sounds fair. Bye. Bye. And that goes for anybody. If you want to get a bid on your card, you just go to Give me the VI and GiveMeThe VIN. GiveMeTheEven.com is the website and we have an automatic appraisal tool. And then we'll texture or email you back and work on that. You know, if we. Because the computer can't bid a conversion. It can't bid, you know. Well, I lifted it six inches. Well, we don't know. I mean so that there's a part of this. It still has to be done by hand, obviously. Or if it's really nice. You know, if your car's really nice and it's worth more than the rest of them.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Especially the trucks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Did you. Did we get any play out of the one legged man and the heavy man?

[D]

I haven't raised anything now. I've texted, see if I wake him up. Actually wait. Aaron just said all hell, it's got to be today from text Message. Yes. Got to be today.

[B]

Hundred dollar bet for a 40 yard dash down here in JD Con video live. Well, yeah. Well, Facebook at live.

[C]

That's corner to corner. Basically right on the block.

[B]

40 yards now.

[D]

No, it's not that far. It's not. Maybe not even halfway, right?

[B]

No, it's not even halfway. It's 40 yard dash. It'd be interesting to see. I'd like to get a blood pressure read on both of them in a heart rate before and after. 800. 800-72348. Speaking of blood pressure in a. Where does a real surfer go after a shark attack?

[E]

This is a crazy, crazy story. A professional surfer in Florida was injured last weekend when a shark bit his elbow. Just the elbow, leaving him bloody and of course with some pretty deep tooth marks. Then instead of heading to the hospital for, I don't know, maybe stitches, maybe somebody to look at it. O' Rourke is this guy's name. Went to a nearby bar to celebrate. Where else are you going to go? We have audio for this water.

[B]

After he went over the back of a wave and it landed on him on his board and kind of knocked.

[E]

Him off his board and bit him on the elbow. He immediately went to a bar because people, he's like, I got bit by a shark.

[B]

And people were like, I'll buy you drinks. So he went and hung out at the pier.

[C]

Wow.

[E]

I mean, what would have passed him at the hospital? The doctor would have looked at it. Blah, blah, blah. Never gonna give you a free drink.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Sounds like an Australian to me. It kind of does.

[E]

Oh, something they would do.

[B]

Pennsylvania man arrested for twisted photos with his kittens.

[E]

Pennsylvania man mistreated his pet cats. This is not, this is funny, but it's not. By photographing.

[B]

Doesn't sound very funny.

[E]

It's not really by placing them inside his unbuckled pants. He wasn't doing anything to the cats. It was just pictures. And I'm basically on top of himself. You understand? According to.

[B]

How did this make my run sheet? It's kitten I, I. Pedophilia.

[C]

I typed it in there. It's a crazy story, John. Now they've caught the guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And they've charged him. But the, the reaction is.

[B]

Charge you with something.

[C]

The reaction to some of the people living there just, you know, I don't know. It's. That's not the craziest story we've got on the run.

[D]

Let me, let me hear the audio of this.

[B]

Let's see.

[C]

It's just horrifying.

[B]

I would have Never thought that, you know, in the northern Cambria, it's just a nice, quiet, peaceful town that we'd have. You know, human beings like that in this town.

[I]

It's terrifying. It's horrifying.

[B]

Honestly, I would be afraid to have them that near. It's.

[I]

It's scary.

[D]

So what. In what world is this good for?

[C]

This guy is. Is taking porn photos with kittens.

[B]

Shut up, Bob. I know. How would you put this on my list to broadcast?

[C]

You don't think it's just.

[B]

What the hell is wrong?

[C]

You don't think it's just freaky crazy?

[B]

Well, I mean, it might be. It's just not very good radio material.

[C]

I didn't invent the story, John.

[B]

I know there's a lot of stories that don't make it to the show.

[C]

You think the peanut butter trick is funny, and we joke about that, but this is kid.

[B]

But that's it. It's even worse. And the cat's tongues are so rough. The whole thing's just not. I mean, who wants to.

[C]

I'm just saying we need to listen. You never thought of this, though, did you?

[B]

You know, I didn't want to.

[C]

We need to bring attention to the horrendous practice. Because if one guy's doing it out in rural Pennsylvania, I guarantee you. I guarantee you, you know, there's a whole subculture popping up right now.

[B]

Okay, let me tell you something that I'm not interested in for this broadcast going forward.

[C]

Kitten. Okay, Kitten.

[B]

Porn bestiality is really not well.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no. Now he's not interacting with the kittens at all.

[B]

You know, Shut up.

[C]

They're models.

[D]

Can we take a big turn here? Something that may be amusing off a bridge?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

At the auction this week, we actually have some really funny audio jobs.

[B]

Okay, so what he's talking about is for new listeners, we. You guys in Colorado that wonder what the hell you're listening to, because I'm one. I'm wondering myself. And good morning, Southern Mississippi. How are y' all in Alabama? Oh, my God, I don't know how to start over. So we buy cars. So we do this show. Been doing it 14 years. We cut up Saturday mornings for hours and this and that. But we also bid people's cars on the air. They call in and I'll show you one real quick. Mary in Cypress, Texas. Good morning.

[G]

Good morning.

[B]

What have you got there, darling? You sound so perky.

[G]

Oh, well, I've been up for a while and I've had several cups of coffee, so that Helps.

[B]

What is the fattest girl you've ever had sex with? Oh, my goodness. I need to say this too. Turley's really bad about taking drops of my comments from previous shows and laying them on people. Like I just said it. And I did not just say that. No. Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Mary, I apologize. I see 14 Mercedes Benz S550. 56,000 miles, leather roof, nav on dubs. You don't sound like the kind of gal that would put it on dubs. Or did. Dj. Dj, Is this your dramatic license?

[H]

Known dubs.

[B]

Okay, so how did she describe the wheels and then you decided to insert the word dubs?

[H]

She said, well, it has 20 inch rims.

[B]

Okay.

[H]

I said, I. So he's sitting fat down south on dubs, baby.

[B]

Okay, I get it now, Mary.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Mary didn't say dubs. All right.

[G]

No, no, I didn't say dub, but, you know.

[B]

All right, so it's a S550. What color is it?

[F]

It's the iridium silver.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

And it's got black on black leather interior.

[G]

And this is a loaded car.

[F]

It has everything. It's also got the extra sport package. It's got the massaging lumbar front seats.

[G]

And it's got the. I mean, it's power, everything.

[B]

They all kind of come like that. And it's got the color change, lighting and all that. Have you noticed how you can play with the lights and change the interior color at night? Yeah, they come pretty hard loaded. The 50,000 miles slows her down a bit. You know that. Right on the price.

[D]

Gotcha.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. I'm a 35, 000 buyer.

[F]

See, what we owe on it is 39.

[B]

I'm looking at some and I've had.

[D]

We.

[B]

We buy and sell at least 10 of these a week. This body style, because that's the first year. The new body style. Yeah, but those miles. 35. Like, I just pulled up this thing called MMR that we use as auction averages around the country. Average MMR on it's 35, 100 with those. Hell, that's not even with those miles. Actually, let me put those miles in. It's 34. 2, but I'll give 35,000. Play with it. Let's see. Okay. All right.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I'll.

[G]

I'll definitely get on the website and get you some pictures and stuff and we'll kind of go from there.

[B]

Thank you, ma'. Am. Send me some nudes. We've got one of my buyers, Bob. Big shot Bob's on the line. Too. Bob, you there?

[G]

Yeah, I'm here, John.

[B]

What's up, bud? Not much. What are you doing calling me, man?

[G]

I hate to interrupt you on the show. I know that you hate that, but I'm going back and forth with one of my. With one of my good dealers on this Ferrari California. I text you about.

[B]

Oh, yeah, the one 13 with 13,000 miles. 13 with how many?

[G]

13,000 miles.

[B]

So it's a 13,000 mile Ferrari California, a white one. All right. Was this the one with the weird wheels?

[G]

Yeah, yeah. It had some aftermarket wheels, but I'm looking at it right now, and it's. It's pretty. I mean, it's not.

[B]

Where are the factory wheels?

[G]

I've got them on that, but I don't have a solid answer right now, so I want to, you know, give you the bull like I do.

[B]

Okay, so what did we bid it at? And what are you. Why are you calling me?

[G]

Okay, well, we hit him at 90 grand. He told me that. I lost my mind, okay? So then I hit him at 94. Now he's at 100. And if I split the difference with him, I think I can make the deal. But I kind of just need some reassurance, like if. I think if I give him 97, I can lock him down. But I'm just. Dude, I bought diesel trucks. You know that.

[B]

What kind of big shots? One of my field buyers, forgivementeven.com, he buys at the dealerships. We buy the trade ins from the dealership. When you trade in your car like this at a dealership, our phone rings and our field guys all over the nation buy the cars from the. This is a behind the scenes part of the thing that you don't see. So clean carfax, all the good stuff. I remember the car when we talked about it last week. So can we buy the car today?

[G]

Clean car. He wants 100, but I think I can lock him down for 97. I mean, I know he needs to move if it's a Ford store.

[B]

Well, call him back and ask him if 97 will buy it. I mean, I don't want to reinsure anybody. I want to buy the car. I'm not giving out free insurance. So call me back when you know if we can buy it and if 97 will buy it, I will make a decision with you. And unless you already know what you want to do or you knowing you, you probably already done it. You're just calling me to cover your own ass. Have you already done it? Yeah, I need Just tell me you already. I know you've already done it. I know you've already done it. You're wanting to put this on me because you're worried that you overpaid. Okay.

[G]

Yeah. You're not wrong.

[B]

There you go.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so we already own the car, right? Or we already bid it for now we own it and you're worried about it. Okay.

[G]

Yes, sir.

[B]

So what do we own it for?

[G]

97.

[B]

What kind of car did they trade it in on?

[G]

They traded it in on four work trucks.

[B]

This is one of your redneck yeehaw concrete contractor deals. But it'll be fine. So. Okay, yeah, I support you, Bob. Hang on. Let me act like you didn't already. Yes, Bob. Give 97 and if it loses money, it's all on me. It's my fault.

[G]

Okay. That's all I wanted to hear.

[B]

John. I appreciate it. Thank you. All right. We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Forgive me. The vin.com.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by GiveMe the Vin.com coming up.

[F]

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[C]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin. So easy you can do it in your underwear. Less cars, more bull. The John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Was this that Vision Quest movie Shammy?

[C]

It was included on that, but it was on an earlier Hagar release. I got a lot of that stuff this weekend. I. A lot of times when you suggest songs, I have to go digging.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I found a lot of great old Sammy.

[B]

Man. Sammy's great.

[C]

I got a lot of. Do you remember Trans Am?

[B]

Yep.

[C]

It's all. It's all in our library now, bud.

[B]

Stephanie in Oklahoma City. Good morning.

[F]

Good morning. How are you guys doing?

[B]

I am good. I'm good. You're a female and you listen to us. What's wrong with you?

[F]

I don't know.

[G]

You know, you guys just make me laugh.

[D]

So there's that.

[G]

Good job.

[B]

There's that. There's. That. What you got?

[F]

All right, so I don't know if.

[I]

You'Re a parent or not, so I.

[B]

Don'T know if you're really going to.

[G]

Appreciate it, but I'm gonna.

[B]

Four of you.

[G]

Knock, knock.

[B]

Four of them.

[G]

Four. Well, then I'm gonna make one of you guys laugh. Knock, knock.

[B]

Okay. Who's there?

[G]

Broken pencil.

[B]

Broken pencil. Who?

[F]

Never mind. It's pointless.

[B]

Oh, God. Dj, you're supposed to. You're supposed to scream these. Stephie, I appreciate it.

[G]

No problem.

[B]

Guys, prod me. No. Easy, Turley, easy.

[C]

Nothing pointless about dumped myself.

[B]

Easy. Yeah, I almost a bit heavy.

[D]

I didn't realize how heavy that came across until I just played that.

[B]

800. 800. Hey, DJ, really, you gotta scream these. I mean, I love her and I'm glad she called, but I probably wouldn't aired that one.

[H]

I don't know, man.

[D]

I just love getting the bad jokes through.

[H]

Just to see your reaction, man, it's.

[B]

About as bad as Bobbo and his kitten porn. Oh, no.

[D]

Why do you bring that up again?

[C]

No, listen, that's part of our job, fellas. I mean, everything can't be just falling down funny all the time. Okay? This is an issue. This is a burgeoning issue. I'm telling you, if that one guy in an isolated, rural Pennsylvania community is doing it, other people are doing it. We've gotta. We've gotta call. Stop. We've gotta call. Stop. Nobody.

[B]

Just ignore it.

[E]

Doing it. One guy in Pennsylvania took a picture.

[C]

Over the cats sitting on the flat and. J.D. ryan, and you're the guy.

[B]

What?

[C]

You're that guy. Why are you. Why are you wanting to keep this quiet? What are you covering up?

[E]

Am I covering up? I'm not the one who said can't have. Never mind.

[C]

I'm. I'm just. I just want to stand up right now and say no to kitten porn.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I'm against it completely. Totally.

[B]

So, Turley, we had our largest sale last week at the Dallas auto auction. Yeah. And yesterday up in Pennsylvania, 431. Also two big ones. Thousand combined. What? Y'. All. Y' all got some. Y' all played a tape on me? Yeah, we've been.

[D]

We've been rolling the audio from Downline for a while now, and it's hit and miss. And sometimes, you know, it just depends on your.

[B]

So people have to know. I have a headset on and I can talk with the auctioneer, and he just keeps going. And I color the cars in and I make. I make like, a Sports cast. I make the color commentary.

[C]

You're the John Madden.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Right. To his Pat Summerall.

[B]

Okay. And I get a little excited to the point that maybe I need to. I'm worrying about my health a little bit.

[D]

Yes. And I try to pay attention. And that's when I can really write down the times. Because there's.

[B]

It's.

[D]

It's three hours of four. Well, yeah, I guess. Really?

[B]

Actually, I didn't get off the block until 105 this week.

[D]

Yeah, it was longer this week. And so I can't watch it all the way through. But I'll write down once in a while here and there. And this week it was gold.

[B]

You really.

[D]

Yeah. You were just. You were excited. I mean, we had that carpet out there. It looked like casinos.

[E]

Steal the carpet. The carpet looks directly out of a casino.

[B]

It's great. Well, I said, call the people. Find who makes the carpet. The ugly carpet for casinos.

[E]

Right.

[B]

In order. I want to. I want to pave the lane in casino carpet. And we did. And it looks great.

[E]

My brain immediately went to the boats in Louisiana.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Man.

[E]

I was like, I'm walking on board.

[D]

Well, you were feeling it because here's a sample of. Just as during the auction. This is downline. You can. You know, dealers can watch this and they're trying to buy a car. Right. They're listening, and this is what they'll hear.

[B]

I'm only looking at a $19,000 MMR.

[G]

He wants to give 13. I've got 14.

[B]

Two and a half. Cowboy, how many cars do you buy?

[G]

Seven grand back. Seven thousand miles.

[B]

Verbally abuse him while we're selling. I mean, you were stroking out.

[D]

I never in.

[B]

Listen, I'm only looking at a $19,000 MMR.

[G]

He wants to give 13.

[B]

Two and a half.

[G]

How many cars do you buy?

[B]

Seven grand bag.

[G]

7,000 miles.

[B]

Verbally abused him while we're selling.

[D]

That is amazing.

[B]

Wait, I want to hear the rest of the.

[D]

No, that's.

[B]

That.

[D]

That cut right there.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

So he goes on and you're.

[B]

Let me explain what was going on. So the guy opened him seven grand back. And Cody was getting hung up on this guy and wanting to start coach. He wanted to start the auctioneer. Want to start training on this guy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like telling him how stupid he was for opening at 7,000 back. And we got momentum and I was like, I've got a thousand more and then another thousand. So let's keep rolling and get the price where it's supposed to be and ignore this guy. And that's what I was saying to the auctioneer. You can verbally abuse him later.

[D]

But what was the.

[B]

Coming up here, I'm only looking at. I took a bid. Mmr.

[G]

He wants to give 13. How many cars do you buy? Seven grand back seven thousand miles.

[B]

Verbally abused him while.

[D]

It sounds like you're just. You're trying to finish a sentence and then all of a sudden Tourette's kicking up.

[B]

Well, somebody stab. There was a guy that stuck his hand up. So I took his bid and I took it a little wildly. It was just. It's emotion. You don't think about it. It's kind of. It's very much like moving cattle.

[C]

Now your auctioneer on lane 17 is very professional. He's won awards for.

[B]

Well, he's the world champion this year to be exact.

[C]

Big awards.

[B]

Cody Shelley's the world champion auctioneer in the United States.

[C]

We've got some patter in between. And his. His talent for double speak in the middle of the auction dialogue.

[B]

Don't tell your wife. 026.

[G]

20, 26.

[D]

All right.

[B]

Better yet, don't tell mine.

[D]

And that's all the way through. You guys will do that just in between. Just kind of a little back and forth.

[B]

Do you have any more? Oh yeah, here we go. This car came from the estate of.

[D]

Now let me set this up. Okay, so we buy cars downstairs to give me the vin from estates.

[B]

Sure. When people pass away died, we love them. Not the death part, but the best quality cars you ever find is grandma. The kids give her their last car and she can't. She's too old to drive it. So we get a 5 year old car with 300 miles on it and.

[D]

We make it because we make it easy for you to go ahead and sell. You don't have to deal with all the crap. Well, John wanted to pay tribute to.

[B]

If you're dead and you can still use your iPhone, go to give me the vin.com and you can sell us your car before you pass away.

[D]

And then you may hear it cross the block like this play.

[B]

Oh, no. This car came from the estate of Leonard J. Clark. We'd all like to have a moment of silence for the deceased, Leonard Clark. He obviously did not die in a car crash nor did he die from highway miles. He did not shoot himself in the car. He did not shoot himself in the car.

[G]

24,000, 3,020.

[B]

Old age. 18 grand. I went to the funeral, even picked it up there.

[G]

Seven now 19,000.

[B]

19.

[G]

Two and a half. 19 five.

[B]

20 grand.

[G]

20,000.

[B]

Two and a half.

[G]

20 down 7.

[B]

Do it for winner.

[C]

By the way. The moment of silence never came.

[D]

I was open. Openly laughing in the buyer's room. Everybody's looking at me when I saw you just take a moment of silence for this poor man's car.

[B]

Well, we're just trying to point out that we've got a high quality asset here that's not. That's abnormal. And sometimes when the miles are that low, it scares people. Like, what happened? Did it get flooded or did it, like, get burned? Or is there something weird wrong with it? No, Leonard died. The car sat. Do it for Leonard. We gotta go to break, man.

[D]

I was gonna say they hear this in the lane.

[B]

Correct. Well, we got 200 people online and we've got 150 people. 100 people stand in front of us. Yes. They all hear it.

[D]

That's amazing.

[B]

I do two shows a week. This one and that one. And then. Well, we don't. I don't go to Pennsylvania for that one, but there's a whole. Anyway, we'll get to that later. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Forgivemetheven.com.

[A]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

[F]

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[C]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Y' all shouldn't have played that auction crap, dude. That's like tasing me with. With this weird adrenaline. It gets me all jacked up.

[E]

Put you right back in the spot.

[B]

It gets me in this weird. I mean, my blood pressure, I mean, my heart rate. I'm just like, oh, yeah. It's. It's a different mindset. It's like going into a boxing ring.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

For four hours. It's long.

[E]

You are a different person. It's so funny to hear.

[B]

My wife has stood there before in front of me, like, for 30 minutes one day and I didn't even know she was there. I could. Plain visible sight. I'm just so whacked out of my head. You got so. I mean, you're moving $10 million worth of cars and it's going every 45 seconds. And I mean, there's so much risk.

[C]

Adrenaline.

[B]

So much risk, so much adrenaline, so much everything. You don't know. I mean, you're making money, you're losing money. You don't know where you're at. You don't know if you're up or down. It's.

[E]

It's when you make that noise.

[B]

Yeah, well, it's just Heath and Sanger. 13 Sierra. 66,000 miles. Is a diesel or gas? Gas. Gas. Crew cab. Gas. 13. So is it a work truck or is it like SLT?

[G]

It's a SLE.

[B]

Okay. SLE. With cloth. 13 with 66,000 miles, but it's cloth. Leather. Leather. Is it a dually?

[G]

Nope.

[B]

I want to see it. Take a couple of pictures and fire it into givemetheven.com. all you have to do is put the license plate number in there. You don't have to write the VIN number down because my computer will decode the license plate. But I want to look at it. James in San Antonio. Good morning. A14F150, 80,000 mile, two wheel drive, crew cab. Average, rough or clean.

[G]

Average what?

[B]

Average, rough or clean condition.

[G]

It's. It's pretty clean. There's some minor body damage. Interiors clean.

[B]

What does it cost to fix the minor body damage? That's. It's just all about dollars and cents.

[G]

There's some scratches down the driver's side. There is a hole in the tailgate where I bump back into a pipe.

[B]

Were you drinking when you did it? Tell the truth.

[G]

No, I wish I was.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

I have a reason for backing into something.

[B]

I mean, you are in San Antonio, not Louisiana. Because in Louisiana, we know out of the gate we just ask if it has a Louisiana package, which means crushed beer cans in the back, wore out tires, and a. At least a 500 dent on a, on a body panel somewhere in a cracked windshield. But that's just. No, that's just how they roll. That's fine.

[G]

This one's much better than that six.

[B]

Cylinder or eight cylinder.

[G]

A six cylinder, 3.5.

[B]

Okay. And that's not. That's. It was Turbo. Turbo is the ecoboost. Okay. And it's a crew cab xlt ecoboost with. Can we just call it a thousand dollars worth of damage or Is it not that much? Yeah.

[G]

A thousand. Fifteen hundred.

[B]

Okay, so thousand might cost to be a thousand. Sixteen grand. Fifteen. Sixteen grand.

[G]

Okay. Can I submit all this online and if I choose.

[B]

Yes. Okay. We will come to your house or your work or wherever you tell us. We'll do it all online and then we'll show up wherever you tell us down there with a check. And if you have a payoff, pay off the payoff.

[G]

I do have a payoff. There will be a payoff. I still owe money to the bank on it.

[B]

And if so, if you owe more than we're paying, you owe us a check. If we owe more than. If we're paying more than you owe, then we give you a check when we do the transaction, you know. All right. Doug in Virginia. Good morning.

[G]

Good morning.

[B]

Hi.

[G]

Did you all hear about the little boy that was born without eyelids?

[B]

God, this just really sounds funny. Just kid jokes that are kid deformity jokes. DJ Pre K. Are you screening any of this? Okay. No, go ahead, Doug.

[G]

Yeah, he was born without eyelids, but fortunately the surgeons were able to fashion him some eyelids out of his foreskin. So now he's just a little cockeyed.

[B]

How did this happen?

[D]

Oh, I know how. Remember our Hispanic friend in San Antonio? Whatever.

[B]

Oh, he's in Dallas. Sergio or Dale, Just call him Jesus.

[D]

Jesus.

[B]

Jose. Hose B. Jose. Whatever it takes.

[D]

Somehow he gets through with his terrible jokes.

[E]

Oh, they're taking jokes.

[B]

They're taking jokes. Every stand up comedy club has gone out of business. Open mic nights don't exist. But here we are going to put ourselves out of business with it.

[E]

Like a knock knock joke.

[B]

Like anybody. Call them up. 800-800-723-4. Yes, Colorado, we're live. Hi, Fort Collins. Hi, Denver. Hi, Colorado Springs. And good morning, Cheyenne, Wyoming. Down there by the creek, you know, get some coffee. It's almost supper time.

[E]

Yeah, every corner of the country now.

[B]

We had somebody on from California a minute ago. They already dropped off. I didn't grab them quick enough, I guess. Good morning, California in Vegas and D.C. oh, yeah, we're not. I don't know if. Do we call us nationally syndicated?

[E]

Yes, I'd say so.

[D]

Is it Washington coast to coast, from.

[E]

Sea to shining sea.

[B]

All right. Mississippi's a new one. Good morning, Mississippi. Austin on klbj. Love that station. I'm telling you, Bob, have you streams, have you streamed that station?

[E]

I have.

[B]

It's my favorite station.

[C]

I frequently do they do it right?

[B]

They do it old school. They really, really do.

[C]

They've been doing It.

[H]

Right.

[C]

For a long, long time.

[B]

This is a true statement down there.

[C]

I remember when the. What was it? My. My friend Vaughn and I were listening.

[B]

You have a friend named Vaughn?

[C]

Yeah, at his office. And it was. That was the day of the Branch Davidian thing. Remember? South Waco?

[B]

I know Vaughn, and I don't think he thinks that you're a friend.

[C]

And the job.

[B]

I know he doesn't think I'm a friend.

[C]

The jock played Elton John's Burned down the Mission.

[E]

How'd that work out?

[C]

And we thought, well, no, it was. Thematically, you know, it was poignant. It was serious. He wasn't joking. You know what I mean? They're. They're very responsibly programmed.

[B]

Did the city council have a. Have a meeting about it?

[C]

No, no. It's just that's. That's how live and local they are.

[D]

On the spot, they can change their. You mean they don't use a computer? That's what you're saying? On the spot, they can change it?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

That's a bob.

[B]

And I mean, what year was this? 93. Everybody was alive and local.

[C]

Branch Davidian.

[B]

The Branch Davidians were definitely live and local.

[C]

This was 90.

[B]

It was 93. I remember the day David Krish did it. I had the plaid pig over at TCU. We had. The bar was 93, and we had a picture of David Koresh behind the bar.

[C]

Okay. Because we were.

[B]

People thought it was Jim Morrison.

[C]

We worked in a station full of signals that were not live or local.

[D]

Oh.

[C]

At the time.

[D]

So were you having a. And knowing you, the different type of promotion? Were you having some type of Branch Davidian promotion?

[B]

We did have a Branch Davidian. We did. And during that same time frame, OJ ran from the cops and we had a OJ jumps bail for 50 cent beers at the plaid pig promotion.

[C]

Princess died.

[B]

This has been going on a long time, Charlie. This is nothing new. Same old bad bs, Same recipe. Been running it for years. It. You know, if it works, just keep doing it. Hey. What? Speaking of bad content man finds very unsuspecting surprise in his dead mother's freezer. Bobbo. First it was kitten porn, and now it's a dead mother's freezer.

[C]

This will shock you.

[D]

This is.

[B]

Yeah. What is the hell are you doing to me today?

[C]

Are you trying to shock you?

[E]

You a St. Louis man cleaning out his late mother's freezer? He was just, you know, mom and dad, so he was kind of going through to see what was in there. Found a dead baby inside Adam, stop it. Smith. You're the one that brought it up.

[B]

God damn it. Y', all, stop it.

[E]

Adam Smith discovered the remains in a box. His mother had insisted it was just the top of a wedding cake. We have audio here.

[G]

I'm 37, and it has been in.

[C]

My freezer for 37 years. And I was always told it was like a wedding cake top. I was trying to figure out what I'm gonna take and what I'm not. I pulled it out and I set.

[B]

It directly right here.

[C]

I grabbed this knife exactly right here and then just cut through the plastic.

[G]

And opened it up.

[C]

Guys, it turns out it was a baby.

[B]

This is really bothering me.

[C]

I still had skin, hair and everything. It was mummified. After that, I just freaked out.

[B]

I put it back into the box and I called police right away. I've asked her several times.

[C]

It was either a no, no conversation.

[G]

She blew me off. My mom has always been so secretive.

[C]

About things throughout life.

[B]

I assume it's my sister, and I just wouldn't. I don't want to hear this. I don't want to hear it. I'm serious. I don't want to hear this. Bobbo, you need to start clearing this stuff with me. I'm hitting the bait you have on the sheet like a top water jig.

[C]

Well, you're picking the bottom ones first.

[B]

And the treble hooks. You're picking the ones in my mouth.

[C]

You're picking the ones on the bottom of the list first. But have you never had that? You never found anything just totally weird in your parents or grandparents house?

[E]

John, Live. Well lived.

[B]

Bob, I think that you might need to go out on the balcony and take a smoke break and think about everything and think about what you're doing here and think. Did we just establish the fact that we're nationally syndicated program?

[J]

Yes, sir.

[B]

And he's rolling in dead babies and freezers.

[C]

I'm rolling in.

[B]

Yeah. Into the contest in the service.

[C]

This was a very big national story this week.

[D]

It's an interesting talking point and standpoint. Weird things to find, but, man, that's just.

[E]

That's dark.

[C]

It's just crazy.

[E]

Like out of a movie dark.

[B]

Elliot. Elliot, our program director. What do you think, Elliot, what's happening to the PPM meters while we're doing this kitten thing and the baby thing?

[C]

Yeah, I'll tell you what, you guys, that baby story is crazy.

[B]

We got four seconds, three seconds, two seconds, one second.

[C]

Yeah, four seconds.

[B]

You're awesome.

[C]

I'm gonna need 15.

[B]

All right, well, Turley you got it. It's top of the hour.

[D]

Yeah, you got 10 seconds still. Go and take us out.

[C]

Looks like we got 17 meters out of that baby store.

[B]

I don't know how it happened.

[C]

Y' all stay with us.

[B]

We'll figure it out.

[C]

Next on the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[H]

Like a mug, man.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800-800- Rad.

[C]

Now, what part of the chicken is this?

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Like a mug. We need to get into DJ Pre K's lyrics and what's he call it? The deal where he tells us what a word is.

[C]

Rosetta Stone word of the week.

[B]

Bernie in Hawaii. Good morning, you're on the air.

[G]

Good morning, Mr. John Clay and your crew over there. I just want to give a shout out to you guys. I just want to give a shout out to you guys. Man, I love you guys. So listen to you guys for about four years.

[B]

And you're in Hawaii.

[G]

Yeah, the south side of the Big Island. Hawaii.

[B]

What time is it there?

[G]

After five in the morning.

[B]

What time is it up?

[G]

Like at a quarter to three here.

[D]

Just like that's what I was doing.

[B]

You guys, come on.

[G]

At three o' clock over here.

[B]

Wow. What time does the sun come up? Is it coming up about now?

[G]

Yeah, it's getting there. About another half hour, it'll pop up.

[B]

How long have you lived in Hawaii?

[G]

Oh, shoot, man. Most of my life.

[B]

I've never been.

[G]

I've been here in this place. Oh, you gotta come over here where I live at, man. It's beautiful. But, yeah, I've been here for like, 32, 33 years.

[B]

Where did you come from?

[G]

Not to mention I killed. I was actually born in Germany. My dad died of ream. We bounced all over. I lived in Hawaii, on Oahu for a while, and then I moved back here. And this is Old Man Cool. Well, I'm very glad I talked to you. I talked to you guys a while back when the Super Bowls in Houston and me being a Cowboys fan. I told you guys that. Yeah, all the Super Bowls once. Every state that has one, their team never makes it.

[B]

What do you think about Zeke holding it?

[G]

He's playing a role. He wants more money.

[B]

Yeah, but do you think we should trade him? Cut him? I mean, what do you think they should do?

[G]

I think we should keep him.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

I mean, you know, two out of three years, he led the league in rushing, so there's that.

[B]

Right. I was listening to Colin Cowherd talk about it. And Colin Cowherd said his trade market abilities, not any higher. It's peaked right now where it is. And the NFL as a quarterback and a receiver are the real superstars as far as money right now. And you can. It's much easier to replace a great running back than is a great receiver or a great qb. So swap him off for high dollars and let him go because he keeps having problems. Every year he gets into trouble with the law. And I love Colin Cowherd and he's like, I don't see this as a 5 year, 10 year guy. It's always something with him. It's always something with him. He's problematic. And I want to keep him too, because I love him and I love the Zeke and Dak combo that they showed us a year ago. But I kind of hear what he's saying anyway.

[D]

So does that mean that Colin Coward thinks Dak is actually a really legit quarterback? Because does Zeke make him better? I kind of think he makes him look better. This is my opinion.

[B]

There's truth to that, too. And I mean, but. But, you know, before Zeke was out last year, how many. How much was he out?

[D]

Well, he missed, what was it, six games. And during that six game span, it was okay. It was just average.

[B]

So do they have to pay him.

[D]

During those games that he was out?

[B]

Was he hurt?

[D]

He was suspended. He didn't get paid? Yeah, he was suspended.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Was. He wanted money back? Is that what he's pissed about, is he wants his money back for what he. For. For when he got balanced?

[D]

I mean, Jerry paid 2 million of his legal fees, so I mean, I don't know what he's looking for there. He just. He's being selfish. He wants his payday before Dak and Mari Cooper.

[B]

I mean, that's.

[D]

That's what it is.

[B]

But he went to Cabo and that bothered me because that's a Tony Romo move. And that. I mean, once Tony Romo went to Cabo. Remember the whole Cabo thing?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

During the playoffs, it just went downhill.

[C]

Kind of a bad idea.

[B]

Anyway, during the playoff, it's almost like a. In your face, karma. I'm going to Mexico. Y' all have fun.

[D]

I know he's working out there with his. At his agent's house.

[B]

Oh, you can't work out here.

[D]

I know, Exactly.

[B]

He's got to go to Mexico.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. It's very.

[E]

Make a point.

[B]

You're making a point.

[C]

It's a show.

[B]

Yeah. I don't Know what do y' all think? You think Zeke should stay or go?

[D]

I'm good with trading him. I think that's a great idea. Get something for him. Because now August 6th, that's the big day. If he's still holding out, then. Then he's foregoing his free agency.

[H]

Right.

[B]

What exactly does that mean?

[D]

So he cannot. He cannot. So his contract is guaranteed for two more years.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

So the Cowboys can do whatever. They can just let him sit on the bench for two years.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

If they want. But they got to pay that. Yeah, they just pay him that mountain, though. He can't go out and try to go to another team at that point. He's foregoing that free agency. So it's stuck. It's a guarantee for two years on it.

[B]

So come August 6 then.

[D]

Because he can be restricted free agent if he signs before the 6th or just. Actually, just let's say this. He just shows up in camp for August 6th.

[B]

So August 7th happens. Now, if they quit paying him, then obviously he can go do whatever he wants. But you're saying they can bench him and keep paying him.

[D]

Yeah, they want to just. If they want to do the struggle against, you know, it's like be stubborn. Well, you know. Okay, we'll just.

[B]

We'll show you.

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Put you on ice.

[D]

Yeah. They're not. I mean, they're not gonna do it.

[B]

That.

[D]

No.

[B]

So that's a dumb threat. Yeah, but it is. It is a legit decent threat. Brad13 Silverado 3 quarter ton, 4 wheel drive. Is it decent? A.

[G]

Yes sir.

[B]

Leather cloth. Average. Rough or clean. It's got 212000 miles on it.

[G]

Yeah, it's immaculate. Outside is. I mean, it's average.

[B]

I'm thinking 1112.

[G]

Wow.

[B]

212000 miles, man.

[G]

The reason I called. No, the reason I called was I had a dealership and I was trying to figure out if dealership's just trying to get to me. Offering 24, 25.

[B]

I think that they read the odometer.

[G]

Wrong, but I think.

[B]

But I don't. I don't think.

[D]

I mean, yeah, they're trying to get to them.

[B]

All right. I may be. Could do this. Go to. Give me the vin.com. load up. Let me. Let me see the picture. Pictures. But 24 for 212000 miles.

[D]

Isn't that the normal dealer trick, though?

[B]

Yeah, I'd fire a guy if you bought that truck for that much.

[D]

Oh, man, we're gonna give you this amount of money. Come on in. Get there. Oh, yeah.

[E]

No, no, that's not what we really meant.

[B]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What's Johnny Football doing? Well, let's. Is he here?

[D]

I haven't seen him.

[B]

He's a free agent, isn't he?

[E]

I saw him at that earlier. It was raining and he was staring at the sky. It was bizarre.

[B]

Johnny Manziel.

[E]

Oh, there he is.

[B]

Johnny Manziel to the. To the radio studio, please. Johnny.

[E]

I thought you were gonna drown. You were. You were straight up at the sky and it was raining.

[C]

I was looking in the rain.

[E]

I know.

[B]

So now you've been through the NFL. You left college as a freshman, is that right? Or a sophomore. Oh, so early. It was crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then go to the Browns. Get bounced out, you go to Canada. Get bounced out, you go to the new league. You were actually showing some skin there. And then it got canceled because you didn't have enough power to save it. So now what do you do?

[C]

Yeah, playing.

[B]

I heard you're a hell of a baseball player.

[C]

You know what I'm starting to do?

[B]

No.

[C]

I'm starting to learn my chops at the running back position.

[B]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. They're not gonna hire you, dude.

[C]

Scream Z.

[B]

They're not gonna hire you. I'm the guy they're not going.

[C]

And I've got a tie in with. With my. My sponsorship at the gas pipe. The gas pipe, the gas.

[B]

That's a head shop.

[C]

And nobody takes a hit like Johnny.

[G]

Fired up.

[C]

Yeah. Smoking. Smoking down. You already see the T shirts smoking defenses. No, but because too awesome little.

[B]

Nobody takes a hit like Johnny Football. We smoke the defenses.

[C]

Spinning weave, man. Juke, baby, juke.

[B]

That's pretty good.

[C]

John, you're working on my juke, man.

[D]

Hey, Jerry likes things like that.

[B]

You know he does.

[D]

He may say forget Zeke.

[B]

Do you remember that moment in the draft three years ago when we were all just sitting on pins and needles wanting to see if they were going to hit him and they didn't. I thought they were going to hit him.

[D]

Jerry wanted to, but his son talked him out of it.

[B]

Yeah, I think you should. It would have been a lot of fun. I wish I would have done it.

[C]

Gets what Jerry wants.

[B]

Who did we pick? Do you remember?

[D]

Jerry wants offensive lineman. I don't think you can remember now.

[B]

Speaking of offensive lineman, dude, I almost fell out of my chair. So a good buddy of mine that I played football with in high school, his son is ranked number one in the United States. Prospect in the offensive tackle slot, number four in the United States overall as a recruit candidate with Max's Max Preps rating system. No, he's not Samoan. He's a white kid. And his dad. But his dad is Brockermeyer. Remember Brockermeyer? So his son is 6. 6 and 285 as a junior, like, God.

[D]

And I believe this year he's sitting out because of. He's got a little bit of an injury. Yeah, because he doesn't need to play this year. There's no reason.

[B]

Has he already signed? Because Alabama's offer. He's had 22 offers.

[D]

Everybody's after him. So once he plays his senior year, that's when he'll actually, you know, sign.

[B]

So. And I'm not taking away from anybody, but I do have a question. And Brock, if you're listening, don't take this personally, because, I mean, you were. Would he be. So his dad was a top 10, maybe recruit in the United States when we were in high school and he was a pro player that had a big career. Would the kid be ranked number one if his dad wasn't his dad? Not saying he wouldn't still be ranked out the charts, because I know he would. But that number one slot just seems so huge.

[D]

Yes. Yeah. I don't think that's just kind of a side story.

[B]

He's legit. Okay.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

I have not seen him. Have you seen him play?

[D]

I've seen, like, videos of it. Yeah, he's. He's legit.

[B]

Is he better than his pops at that age? We didn't know his dad at that age.

[D]

Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't see anything from his dad then. But he's. I mean, I think he may be bigger than his dad.

[B]

He's taller.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

662-85. Is he a junior, is that right? Or is he going? Or was he a junior?

[D]

No, he's a junior.

[B]

Holy. All right. Private school, Fort Worth, Texas. The school I went to when I was a kid. All Saints. Unbelievable. Anyway, good for you guys. Tommy Brockermeyer. Congratulations. You make number one recruited athlete in the state of Texas in any position is what it said. Also. No, no, no, no, no.

[D]

And he's an offensive line.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Number one offensive lineman in the United States. Number one recruit in the state of Texas. Number four recruit per the charts in the whole United States. That's pretty damn heavy. I don't bitch. Exactly. Congrats to you. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Rush Limbaugh. Is in the studio with us.

[D]

Oh, he's not. He's on the isd.

[B]

Well, whatever. I mean, we've had him so often, right?

[E]

Any take on what happened with the Democrats this week in the big debate?

[B]

Right, Rush, the debates. What do you think, huh?

[C]

Lemon.

[B]

Back for lemon.

[C]

Save me a lime.

[B]

Well, you're already drinking.

[E]

Rush, we're on the air.

[C]

We got John.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

What's going on over there? As you. You've all registered to vote surely by now 2020 election. Okay, I've got an idea. And this is nutty. This is just crazy enough to work. Did you watch the debates? The Democratic debates?

[B]

I did not.

[C]

Two nights of this. Who do you think might turn out to be when this is all wrestled and over the top? Crazy man. Bernie Sanders or crazy lady in that bunch?

[E]

Crazy.

[B]

What's the lady that Pocahontas. What's her name?

[C]

Warren. Marianne Williamson is the most balanced, genteel person on the stage. You've got a lot left to desire in a candidate, I think. And Liz Warren. That's right. Keep an eye on her.

[E]

What if.

[C]

And just follow me here. What if all of us irrational, sane people, and by which I mean Republicans, go out and look, register as Democrats and vote in their primary and let's get some loser like Hickenlooper in there, someone who can never win this thing. Hickenlooper is just. Just one. One shade scandal away. Something about this guy's gonna come out. He's got the eye.

[D]

He's the eye.

[C]

You know what I mean by the eye?

[B]

No.

[C]

Remember those old movies with Dennis Hopper?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Bruce Dern. The eye. The eye.

[B]

The wild eye. The Jack Nicholson eye. Jack Nicholson, yeah.

[C]

The Shining.

[B]

Yeah, That's.

[C]

Here's the eye.

[E]

He's got the crazy eye.

[C]

I'm telling you, something's going to happen with this guy. Juan Castro, perhaps. Go out, register as a Democrat, vote for the wrong guy to win the primary.

[B]

Okay?

[C]

We've got this thing wrapped up 20, 24 more years. You heard it from Rush, everyone trumping right along.

[B]

My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio right here on this station. You got to give me the vin.com if you'd like to sell yours. And for those who are in metro areas, Denver, Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Oklahoma City, New Orleans. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will send you a check for 100 bucks. Boom.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the VIN Dot. Coming up.

[I]

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[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Well, I look up and the only call I have here sitting here is 160,000 mile 16 truck. I need some more good ones. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Yeah, 800, 800 radio. But you're here, so we'll talk about this. How the hell do you put 160,000 miles on a truck in two and a half years or three?

[G]

Don't work work out of it.

[B]

What do you do?

[G]

I'm in the construction business.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Living north side of Houston. Work a lot in Galveston.

[B]

Gotcha. Is it a crew cab? Yes. Leather? Is. Is it leather in navigation?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Sunroof?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Yes on the sunroof. Okay. Sunroof, no sunroof. A 16 GMC. Got it. 16 GMC. Half ton, Texas edition. So it's got 20 inch wheels, it's got leather, no roof. 160,000 miles or any service lights on, ABS check engine stabilo track. Anything wrong with it?

[G]

The check engine lights on it and I got a whiskey ding on the front fender.

[B]

How much for the whiskey ding to fix? 500 or more.

[G]

Oh, I would say 1,000. I didn't think you could fix anything for less than 1000.

[B]

I hear you in the check engine. Have you scanned it to figure out what it needs?

[J]

N.

[G]

Went off and it just came back on.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

But anyway, all the oil pressure gauges, everything still works and nothing matter.

[B]

Do me a favor. Whip into an auto parts store and plug that thing in and get the code so we know what's wrong with it. Because those computers will be a pretty good tell. I'm thinking 10,000 bucks should do the when. No, I got to back it up. I got. Yeah, I might have to back it up with that thousand dollar wreck. I was. I was forgetting I had to send it to the body shop. Let me look at it. Take Some pictures. Get a scan on it and send it in to givemetheven.com so we can. Because they're going to ask you when they take a picture of the instrument cluster, why is the check engine line on? So let's go and get the answer to that. Is the. Is a cylinder misfiring or is it an O2 sensor, you know.

[G]

Oh, no, no, no.

[B]

We don't know until the code is. Okay. Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RODIO My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the air. Forgive me. The vin.vin.com.

[A]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented.

[F]

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[C]

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[G]

Shark week is officially here.

[A]

Call em toll free, 1-800-800-RADIO.

[G]

Actually, Trump loves Shark Week. It's the one time he can tweet.

[C]

I love great whites without being called a racist.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Best song we've played all day. Was this him solo or is this him with the Yardbirds?

[C]

This is fresh. Fresh solo. This is way after Yardbirds. After Cream, in fact. I think, yeah, I always kind of preferred Bell bottom blues, but they're both great songs.

[B]

Bell bottom blues is awesome. It's just so slow for this show. But I do appreciate it very much. Don an 09 vet Z06 with 27, 000 miles. What color?

[G]

Red with black interior.

[B]

Okay. What about the tires?

[G]

Just put new Michelins on it.

[B]

All right. I mean, literally, as good as it gets. You know, in my. In my 22 years of doing this, one thing I've noticed years ago is that when a man goes and puts new skins on his car, he's getting ready to sell it. It's the damnedest thing. Every.

[G]

That wasn't the case. That was.

[B]

I think it happens. Be honestly. I think it happens subconsciously. I'm telling you, I've watched this pattern too much. I don't think you might even mean to do it because in your brain, like why would I go spend a thousand dollars or hell, what did you pay for those tires? 2,000.

[G]

Oh, pretty close to it.

[B]

Yeah. $2,000 on a new set of skins. Subconsciously you're getting ready to be. To get going. So it's a, it's a L. So it's a Z06 and there's a 1LZ, a 2LZ, a 3LZ, 1.1LZ power on.

[G]

The driver, not on the passenger.

[B]

Isn't that stupid?

[G]

And like I was telling. Yeah, why wouldn't they just telling you that?

[B]

I mean that's just so dumb. Dual power seats. That's always been a deal for vets. Does it have dual power seats? Well, why don't they just. I mean it cost another $180 to do it.

[D]

Do it?

[B]

Really? Yeah, I mean really. I mean it would really cost them nothing to put another power.

[J]

Power.

[B]

Power seat on the other side. I'm sorry, I'm getting on a tangent. Go ahead.

[G]

Yeah, you're. You're fine. You're fine. No, I, I really, really wanted a C8. My plans were to sell the car in the spring. I have another Corvette. So you know, I thought, well what the heck. I was just listening to you, thought I'd call.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's a. So it's A1LZ and it's got good miles on it. Does it have a clean carfax?

[G]

Absolutely. Yeah. I'm the original owner with all the files on it. It was, it was bought from classic up in Grapevine.

[B]

These cars have come down a tick in the past 60 days. And let me see. It's a, it's a 1LZ. As stupid as this sounds, it makes a lot of difference. It's. It's obnoxious.

[G]

I know it does.

[B]

What the difference? I mean. Yeah, C06. Let me look at it. Oh, wait.

[G]

Well, it doesn't have gps. It doesn't have. It doesn't have the garage door opener up on the mirror. You know, some little things. But you know, I knew I wasn't using the car that much.

[B]

I think it's a third. None of that matters. 30 to $31,000 rig.

[G]

You're close. Honestly you are. You're close. Because I thought I'd downloaded at 35 right now at this time.

[B]

I couldn't get that. I try to bid them. I mean I bet him A thousand back of what I think I can get for him. Because you got to figure. So I give you 31 grand. That means I think I can get 32. So I got to pay the buyer, I got to pay the transfer, I got to pay the detail guy, I got to pay the auction house. So I make 500 bucks if I spend spread at a grand. And that's, you know, really, you got.

[G]

A guy that understands retail, wholesale, online.

[B]

So I understand, I think 32 grand, I think. But I could research it more. I like the miles. I like the year in the miles. So I want to buy it. And I'd appreciate it if you'll go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let me think about it some more after the show.

[G]

I'll do it. I'll do it. I'm on the road right now, so sometime today I'll set it off. So it's. What's the, what's the site?

[B]

Give me the vin vi and givemetheven.com and it'll bid it automatically. Got it. It's probably gonna auto bid it for 30 grand and then. But I'll give more. I want to try to get it bought. Thank you for calling. Oh, Derek in Nebraska. Are you really in Nebraska? Are you just in Texas or somewhere and you have a Nebraska phone number?

[G]

No, I'm. I'm in Sydney, Nebraska. Listening. Listening on iheartradio through kbpi. So the Fort Collins, Denver.

[B]

That's right. We just started there last week. Perfect. I didn't. We're excited to have you on board, man. A 14 Power Wagon with 25. No, 36,000 miles. 2500. Most of those are gas. Actually, all of them are gas. The power wagon. So it's obviously a. It's a Hemi, right?

[J]

Yep.

[B]

The 6 4, that's such a high plains kind of rig, too. It's funny. The first guy to call out of there's, you know, a gas. Because down here in Texas where we are, we have an office in Denver and that, that, that's where we will. If we do a deal with you, we'll make facilitation to pick it up out of Nebraska and take it to Denver. But I'm in Texas. Just everything's diesel. It's got to be diesel. But, you know, at 20 below, diesels don't start that well. Right.

[G]

Yeah, we're. We're in that 20 below category up here anyway.

[B]

Right? No, that's what, that's, that's why the gas is more Popular up there. Is it lifted? Is it custom? Is it stock? Is it leather? Is it roof?

[G]

It's completely bone stock. The only thing is Weathertech floor mats. That's the only thing I've ever put on that thing. But you know, being a power wagon, it's got a 2 inch lift factory, I guess.

[B]

And it comes with a winch, does it not?

[G]

Yep, yep.

[B]

That was.

[G]

That's a factory power wagon. Auction the winch and walk through in the front and rear. And disconnecting sway bar.

[B]

Does, does, does, does. How many miles are on it? 36. Yeah, yeah. I think it's a 31, 32, $31,000 truck. Is it? Okay, that's what I'm thinking. Load it up into givemethevin.com. let's work on it. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio Rasta man turn on Rastaman.

[D]

Who's this Rastaman?

[B]

We have a new employee. Give me the VIN I, I, I.

[J]

Greetings and blessed love.

[B]

We're glad to have you.

[D]

And this is not Baba, by the way.

[B]

No, this is not an impersonation. This is real JD we switch from Norman. And so we've got a Puerto Rican mechanic and a Rastafarian. What do you do for us?

[J]

I keep the cars looking proper and detail them up.

[D]

You know, he keeps them shining.

[B]

And you were working, you were working at the auction and then you left there and you came to work for us. Did they let you go or did you just want to jump ship?

[J]

Well, it was kind of both. You know, it was a let go and wanting to jump ship.

[B]

Why did they let you go?

[J]

Really and truly, me and you do not know.

[B]

Okay. Did you have a drug test that didn't go well?

[J]

No, I was thinking it was gonna.

[B]

Go that way, but it didn't go that way.

[J]

You know what I mean?

[B]

So I've got a question about the hair.

[J]

You got it.

[B]

If I wanted to do that, how long do I have to. I mean, how. So when is the last time you washed your hair?

[C]

Oh man.

[J]

It's a regular routine to wash it.

[B]

But you can't separate it, right? Because.

[J]

No, it's not separate. That's the point of being together. You want it together so that it grows.

[B]

Okay.

[J]

United, like people.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay. I'm, I'm feeling the vibe.

[J]

Yes, my brother.

[B]

So how long have you had those locks tied up?

[J]

Oh, they've grown me for over 20 years. 20 years, maybe 23.

[D]

Dedication.

[J]

Yes, complete dedication.

[B]

Wow.

[J]

To the most.

[B]

Now I remember, and I know it was you. Do you remember Norman?

[C]

Yeah, I remember Norman, but do you remember Norman?

[B]

You got to get the mic. Do you remember when you had that argument with the auction driver that day? It was roster, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[G]

It was Raster.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then after that. After that, I. I seen him again on the auction, and I thought to.

[C]

Myself, what the hell?

[B]

The me is back.

[C]

And then we look to each other.

[B]

We. We make eye contact, and then we. And y' all both right then knew you're both potheads and you're friends forever. Norman said, you got anything to smoke? And he gave you some of the best weed you've ever had in your life. And then you hired him. I got it. That's it. Hey, this guy is smart. That's why you're the boss.

[J]

The boss. Go to vibes.

[B]

Yep. Bob. I mean, did I miss anything there?

[C]

No, I think you got it covered, man.

[B]

Why? Well, yeah, so we got a Puerto Rican, a Rastafarian, and who are you? Don't forget, I'm the only Pollock in the room.

[C]

So we gotta.

[B]

We gotta. We got a Pollock. Jewish guy from Jersey.

[G]

No, not Jewish.

[B]

You gotta get that mic. You gotta get in that mic.

[E]

Not Jewish at all.

[B]

And how did. How did. How did. You wonder. In the studio. Wandered in studio. I don't know. He's running from that mic. Your probation officer is not listening. No, thank God. My probation officer is already paid off.

[D]

All right.

[B]

Yeah, I don't have to go back. Well, I paid Norman's off for him before he got here.

[G]

That's what I heard.

[B]

Yeah. We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I back ours on the radio for. Give me the vin.com. all right.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

I'M all over it like an Oklahoma meth head.

[C]

You're burning your birds.

[A]

Call it 800. 800 radio. And now senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[B]

Who died on the doors.

[C]

Was it the keyboarder?

[E]

I think.

[C]

I think Ray Banzarek did pass away a couple years ago. Yeah, of course, Jim.

[B]

Jim did pass away a while back, you're right.

[C]

Reportedly.

[B]

Oh, 800, 870. Good morning, everybody. Ron in Nevada. What city, Nevada?

[G]

Right now, I'm in Armagosa Valley, which is north of Pahrump, which is just north of Vegas.

[B]

Okay, how are we coming in out there? Loud and clear.

[G]

Oh, yeah, coming in loud and clear. Just discovered your show not 20 minutes ago. I'm digging it.

[B]

Good. We are, too. We've been doing it a while, but we just really started picking up a lot of affiliates around the country. And I don't know. What's the count now, Bob?

[C]

Is it 32 right at. Yeah, 33, I think.

[B]

There's a lot of stations.

[C]

They're those repeaters that we have in. In San Antonio and Austin.

[B]

Yeah, but they still count. A16 laramie limited. Is it a Longhorn or just a Limited?

[G]

No, it's just a Limited.

[B]

That's. I mean, that's fine, but it's a Mega Cap Dually.

[G]

Mega Cab, single reel axle. Okay, 3500.

[B]

The dualies are. They're much more desirable. When you buy your next one, get the Dually, you'll get more on trade. I mean, a lot, like, way more than what the. The differential is on the new price, Pre K. If you don't put them. Where's Pre K? Can you not put them on? You know, do I have to get a real black guy, not just a white black guy to do the job?

[D]

You know, he was zoned out. I think he went outside with Rostaman.

[B]

Rostaman. We're gonna talk to Rostaman more in a minute. 16 with 42,000 miles. Does have a sunroof.

[G]

It does.

[B]

Okay, hang on a second. I'm gonna look at something. I'm getting confused. I think most of my data, I'm looking at dualies, and they're worth four grand more than a single wheel.

[G]

Yeah, but I've always heard if you don't need a dually, don't get one. You know, it's. It's really my wife's truck. She's 5 foot 1, 106 pounds, and she whips that Mega Cab around like it's nothing. She was just a little too uncomfortable with the dually.

[B]

And in a mega cab, the truth is, you cannot haul a gooseneck correctly. All of them, because it gets into the back window. There's not enough room between the ball in the back of the cab. So we got a tiny miles. 40,000 miles. Hang on just a second. I'm sorry. This one's kind of throwing me for a loop. I just want to bid it correctly. And wait. It's a 16. This 42,000 buy.

[G]

And I just put. I just put brand new Cooper Discovery xlts on there. And not because I was gonna sell it. It was because those trans force that came with them are crap. I only got 36,000 miles out of them, and I ain't never towed with it.

[B]

Right. Does. Does $40,000 buy it? 40, 44, 40, 42? 40. Does 41 buy it?

[G]

Not really. I'd have to think on that.

[B]

I think I'm. I think where I'm Moving to is 42 GS, 42,000, maybe 43. Take some pictures and send it to. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com you can load the whole thing up in literally 45 seconds. Take some pictures. Okay, go to givemetheven.com. put your driver, put your license plate number in there. It'll decode it, the VIN to it.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

License plate number. And then select Envy, obviously, for Nevada. And we can grab the vin. Pre. Populate. The computer will bid it right there. But take some pictures, and then I'll look at it. I want to buy it. Thank you for listening. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I've got a lot of calls here. Rastaman.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Talk to me, Talk to me, Talk to me. I see you with all these beads on.

[J]

Yeah. You're checking out the prayer beads.

[B]

Yeah. Prayer beads. Is that what I'm seeing?

[J]

Yes, sir.

[B]

And what is the backstory on prayer beads? Educate us simple little white folks on what real soul and culture is.

[C]

Soul and culture.

[B]

Get in that mic. Get in that mic for me.

[J]

Yeah, man. You know, the prayer bead still is coming from different sides. I got some around my neck from Nepal. I got some from Somalia, some from Ethiopia, all around. So you want to keep your chakra and everything lined up.

[B]

Okay.

[J]

You know what I mean? So that's why I keep them on.

[E]

Good energy.

[B]

Is that like one of your most prized possessions?

[J]

Yeah, you know, that would be my prized possession besides life.

[B]

Right.

[J]

You know, but you keep you keep a. A meditation in a mind of having something in hand and in heart. So if a prayer. They say the power of a prayer can hold the world up. Okay, so why not keep prayer and meditation around at all times?

[B]

What is your religion that you subscribe to?

[J]

Oh, man, I really wouldn't even say religion. It's a way of life. My brother on a humanitarian, right? Words, power and sound is all people, one people, one love. Red, gold and green is the colors.

[C]

And a race.

[J]

Race.

[C]

You run a race, do you?

[B]

Subs do you have a Bible at your house?

[J]

Yes, we read the Bible.

[B]

In which Bible do you read?

[J]

E I, B L E. Basic instincts before leaving earth. You know how it go. You know what I mean? Any Bible you can pick up still and see, anything can be rewritten and written over, but what is written still cannot be changed. So you check a King James version or whatever version you want to hit, you still see what's written inside of it. Is the King of kings, the Lord of Lords, the conquering line, the tribe of Judah.

[B]

So when you get into the Jews and the Muslims and the Christians and all the different stuff and the Zion, all the different things. Which one. You sound like a pretty spiritual guy. That's why I'm asking for your opinion. Which one do you subscribe to? Okay. And don't. Don't just broad stroke it off like, oh, all of them.

[J]

No, I'm not going to brush truth. But check this. You have to check this. Each one teach one.

[B]

Right?

[C]

Right.

[J]

So everyone has a different part getting that mic. Everyone has a different part.

[B]

Okay. Right.

[J]

You got a tree. You got branches and limbs and leaves.

[G]

Right?

[B]

Right.

[J]

But it's all connected from the root.

[B]

Okay.

[J]

So put that together in the perspective of how your religion or your way of life would be. We have a different way of life, but we still live in this life. If you read something and you have something that better your life to teach you, the better to treat people better, then how can I disagree with that?

[B]

I don't. Nobody's asking to disagree. I agree. Can you imagine he and Norman BSing each other with all this stuff and going in circles for hours? I can. I mean, do you ever go over to Norman's house and. And y' all have beers and talk? No.

[C]

No.

[H]

Yet.

[E]

We. We.

[C]

We're getting. We're getting more acquainted now. A little bit of time and I can.

[D]

I can't believe you pulled this guy out of a car and had an argument with him at the auction. How did you.

[B]

He's the nicest, easiest guy. Why are you such a jerk, brother? I don't know. At that time it was hard. He was not in the same place. I wasn't in my place. And. Yeah, things happen.

[J]

Things happen.

[B]

See, all made up. Did. Are you going to get a Norman? He's got his Puerto Rican juju beads on. Are you going to get him some. What are they called? Friendship beads? No, what are the beads called? Do you have your. Oh, his. He's got prayer beats. Prayer beads. If anybody. So Norman's got his chain like, like his chrome bicycle. Puerto Rican look.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

I think we need to take prayer beads and start going around them with them. I think we need. I think Norman needs some of that in his life.

[J]

He got a good heart still.

[B]

Yeah. I think you need to put one on there and it. Norman needs some direction and I think you're the man to, to. Don't just keep him stoned and drunk. He can do that on his own.

[J]

It's good vibes.

[H]

Goodbye.

[B]

Right. Yeah, goodbye.

[H]

Good.

[C]

I had to have good vibes all the time. Absolutely.

[B]

I always. I'm open for new suggestions. Good, good, good, good, good. All right, Jonathan, L.A. 15 ram, four wheel drive. You there?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, a 15, dually Laramie, 900,000 mile, four wheel drive, crew cab, long bed, leather navigation, no sunroof.

[G]

No sunroof.

[B]

It's a Dually. How are the tires?

[G]

They are brand new. I just put some Toyo MTs on it.

[B]

There you go. I think it's a 30 grand truck.

[G]

How much?

[B]

30?

[G]

Oh, no, sorry. No, that doesn't take a little bit more than that.

[B]

What's it take.

[G]

Right off? I mean I just called, you know, just right off the rip, but without really thinking about it. I mean it'd take 45 is okay, so.

[B]

So just work on it for a while. When you get ready to sell, go get some other offers and see that I'm not as crazy as it sounds. I'm looking at some transactions and I sold three of those this week and depending on how it looks, I sold one for 31. I sold one for 29. I sold one for 33 and one for 32. All 100,000 mile, 15 deep, dually laramie. Same truck, Cummins. So low 30s is the money, but depending how nice yours is, depends on if it's 30 or 33 or 34 grand. So work on it. Let us know go to givemetheven.com when you're ready to do something. Ted in Oklahoma City.

[G]

Yeah, all we got, Ted.

[B]

Real Quick. In Oklahoma City, I would go with the Highlander over Honda Pilot. Highlander over a Honda Pilot. Get the decked out XLE Highlander. They're incredible, the new ones. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[C]

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[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

[B]

Give me some more cowbell, honey. Now, why is everybody so unreasonable today?

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

We've got to remember when we. When we cash out on 11 o' clock central, we've got to tell everybody where to get us on the stream. We've got to. We've got so many new affiliates, we just went away without saying bye. They don't even know J.D.

[D]

Come on.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[E]

It's all my bad.

[C]

You had one job, you got one.

[B]

One job. Start doing that.

[E]

That in traffic.

[B]

It's Rosetta Stone. DJ Prek. Good morning.

[H]

Yo, yo, what's cracking?

[B]

Not much, not much. Just me. The White Cracker crackers. What?

[H]

Well, hey, do what you do, baby.

[B]

What? What? What's the word of the week?

[H]

What's cracking? It's your friendly neighborhood slanguistic master, you.

[B]

Know what I'm saying?

[C]

You are now about to witness the.

[B]

Strength of street magic.

[H]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We gonna keep it pimping this time. All right, so our hip hop phrase of the week this week is 3o foe. Y' all have heard that. Y' all ever heard anybody call 304?

[B]

It's gonna be a. Some ghetto ass area code.

[H]

It is an area code shout out to West Virginia. But that's not what we're referring to here, you know, it's more of a. A name. I'll give you some synonyms, all right? You could also call him a pro, a go liver, a track gladiator, or just a straight up stoop, man.

[B]

Wow, I'm lost. I'm lost.

[C]

Narc.

[H]

Yeah, it's really a code word, you know, I hope I'm not giving up too much game. Square bears out there, man.

[D]

Babo says NAR.

[C]

Informer, Canary, Songbird.

[B]

Call in right now. 800-800-72-3,4.

[C]

Police informant.

[B]

Our hip hop crowd will know. 800-800- radio. Somebody calling and save me because nobody's gonna get this. I mean, Even looking at J.D. he didn't.

[E]

Not a clue.

[B]

Ross demand. Do you have any idea what he's talking about? A 304.

[J]

Not a clue.

[B]

One more time. What are the synonyms?

[H]

Well, the word of the day or of the week is 304.

[B]

Okay?

[H]

Some synonyms include pro, go, lava, track, gladiator, and stoop. Stoop.

[B]

I don't know what a stoop is. I don't know what a go liver is. I don't know what a track gladiator is.

[H]

Hey, well, that's what I'm here for, to educate y', all, baby.

[B]

Norman, you're Puerto Rican. You got any of this?

[C]

Not at all.

[B]

Not at all. I. I speak Spanish. He's going deep. He's going underground.

[J]

A stoop is where you sit down at, man. On your corner, your house. When you come outside, you sit on your stoop. You know, I mean.

[D]

Okay, hold on.

[B]

That's a 304. Is that just Drug dealer? I almost said something terrible. It sounds like stupido. Like somebody that hangs out on their porch.

[H]

Hey, I. I could give y' all a rhyme if that.

[D]

Oh, yes, please.

[B]

Do you know?

[H]

Okay. Is prek pimping? We don't know, but I can show you what to do with a 304.

[D]

Is that a motor or a gun?

[B]

Is it a drink? Hang on. Here's. Here's. Here's Leavenworth. Kansas. Kansas. Good morning. You're on the air. You know what it is?

[G]

Uh, yeah.

[E]

Is it a.

[G]

Is it a hoe.

[B]

Old white guy? Hey, yeah.

[H]

Get you a calculator, put in 3, 0 foe. Turn it upside down and tell me what you see, baby.

[B]

Altus Oklahoma. What is it?

[G]

It'd be a hoe.

[D]

That's right. It is.

[B]

It is a hoe. It is a ho. I remember my beep.

[C]

That's what we do, right? But that's coded. That's like undercover. When you can't say ho, you say three. Oh, you say 304.

[D]

That is awesome.

[B]

All right.

[H]

Shout out to all my 300 foes out there living that 304 life, baby. Real pimping going on.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you.

[D]

Man, I feel dumb.

[B]

Kansas, you were right.

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Where do you live?

[G]

Right now I'm in Henderson, Nevada.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Oh, wow.

[G]

I've been. I've been listening to you guys. Started out in the D.C. area.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

So from Kansas, originally.

[B]

Coast to coast, baby. Coast to coast.

[G]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Thank you.

[H]

Hey, I know they got some real 304s out there in Nevada.

[D]

For real?

[B]

Oh, yeah. So. So a synonym to a hoe is one more time.

[H]

What a pro. You know, a prostitute. Go lava, you know, because she going live.

[B]

Okay.

[H]

A track, Gladiator. Because she. She on that track working.

[B]

Okay.

[H]

She beating her feet, getting to the dough.

[B]

Okay.

[H]

Or just a stute, which is just another short term for a prostitute.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

So I thought you said stoop, but it's astute, right? Stute with a T. T. Rostaman, did you know that DJ Pre K is a musical artist?

[J]

No, I do.

[B]

Okay, so we need to play a little bit of his music. And he did a video also. It's on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page.

[D]

This is his debut video. It's called Eyeball.

[B]

Yeah, man.

[H]

Ross, man, was out there at the video shoot, man. We almost got him on the bus to smoke that thing out. We didn't have a fog machine, so we almost had him in there.

[B]

That would have gone real good out there. Bring it down a little bit. Turley. Hey, Austin Parky Jr. Talk to me about grills. Grills? Yeah.

[H]

How much, man? You know, there's different levels.

[B]

I'm sure there's cheap ones and real ones.

[H]

I mean, if you just want like some straight silver or something, I figure it might be around, you know, a few hundred, you know, four or five hundred.

[B]

And do they come off easily?

[H]

I don't. I'm not certain.

[B]

Have you considered grilling your. Your enamels?

[H]

What's that?

[B]

Have you considered doing a grill on your teeth?

[H]

Oh, yeah, man. I got a mean overbite, though, so I got to get it right, you know?

[B]

So you gotta get you. You gotta get braces first.

[H]

Oh, no, you know, I just gotta.

[D]

I might get some bottoms like Invisalign instead of Visaline. It's gonna be like Bling Line or something.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[H]

Expensive taste, baby.

[B]

For real. So we have the fifteen hundred dollars parked, and you're never gonna do anything with it on your car?

[H]

I'm gonna do something with. I swear. It's just.

[B]

I think we owe it to the listeners that if you're not. That they raise fifteen hundred dollars for you to pimp your Cadillac. Your. What year is it? A 92 elder.

[H]

1990 Cadillac El Dorado with a ragtop.

[B]

What if we took that money and you grilled out with it? Do you want to. Is that something you want to do?

[H]

I want to fix up the Caddy, man. It's just. I've been. It's like Wednesday's the only day that I have to do it, and I'm so beat after that auction, man. I mean, I know you feel me.

[B]

Yeah, no, no, I do. But here's also what I understand. I'm beat, too. And I can still make phone calls. All you have to do is call a shop and get the car delivered to a shop and get them to start working on it. I mean, that excuse. I'm not trying to bust your balls, but that's weak.

[C]

Yeah, but give him a break, though. It's only been 36 weeks.

[B]

You're not gonna do it. If you're gonna do it, you'd have already done it. So we've either got to send this money back or we need to do something that is approved by the listeners, the donors, and I think they would go for the grill, but I don't know if that's what you want. I mean, that when you grill your teeth, that is a conversion. That's a rite of passage. That's like him going Rasta on his hair 25 years ago. I mean, that's serious. That's permanent.

[H]

Hey, man, you know, we had a caller call in earlier saying I need to tan in some tats. How about we just go thugged out? Get me all tatted up with that 1500.

[B]

Do you want to tat up?

[H]

I don't know.

[C]

Oh, no, no.

[D]

Well, my name is.

[B]

Yes. When you do that, then you can't clean up and be your other personality. You. You run two worlds.

[H]

Yeah, but say I can't. I can't be Austin Parkey the. The car buyer by day, and then DJ Pre K by night, man.

[B]

Tats and grills. We could talk about it if you guys think he should let us know. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. I don't know. Greg in Houston. 08 infinity ex 35 with a buck and a half on the miles average, rough or clean. Greg, you still there? Houston, Greg. Infinity going once, going twice, gone. Bob in Texas at a 96 marquee. You know what's funny about that car is they didn't change the body style much from 96 to when they quit them in 06.

[C]

Silly.

[E]

10 years.

[B]

Bobby there? Or is the collar. Is the pot up on it?

[D]

Nope.

[B]

There. That's why I'm losing. All right. Bobbo Bobby there. What? Grand Marquis, Bob right here, dude. Oh, that. So that's not live anymore. I don't know. I left him on hold too long. I'm dumping then. I've got Jerry Brown and Marilyn, you there?

[G]

Yes, I'm here. Holding tight.

[B]

All right, all right, all right. How much rust is on this baby?

[G]

What is on what?

[B]

How much rust is on this? 06 Chrysler 300 Hemi.

[G]

There's no rust. I sent you. I sent you guys pictures because I had all the front end, you know, the. What do you call it, the mars Replace everything. I put about close to $2800 in this car already.

[B]

Why do you want to sell it?

[G]

I want to put it in.

[B]

It just don't. I mean, I think it's a three. You know what?

[G]

You know, we got a new. We got a new car.

[B]

All right.

[G]

We got a new car. And I should have probably traded it in, but my wife is one of these kind of people. She said, well, we probably just sell it outright and use the money for something else. But I was going to trade it in, but she didn't want to trade it in at the time. But we bought a brand. Well, we got a 17. We bought Chrysler.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

And I have a. Also I have another Chrysler that I drive.

[B]

Take it. You like Chryslers? I do.

[G]

I like the body style for mine. I have a. Believe it or not, I have a 2000. And I love the shape. I love the style of it. I keep it in good condition.

[B]

Have you lived in Maryland all your life?

[G]

No, no, I'm actually from Oklahoma.

[B]

Okay, you got a Maryland number. Are you in Oklahoma now?

[G]

No, no, I'm in. I'm in Maryland right now. I'm in Fort Washington, Maryland.

[B]

Okay. That's why I asked about the rust. Average MMR, which is auction prices, is $2,000 on this car.

[G]

Two thousand?

[B]

Yeah. So I would give. Because I think Yours sounds nice. I'd give 2500, but that's all I can give for this thing, man. 2500.

[G]

You know, the way I, the way I sit right now, it may be a good deal for me. Just go ahead and. Even though I know it's worth a little bit more, but I. Yeah, I'll go, I'll go with that. That's what, you know.

[B]

What we say at this point is sell that.

[G]

Yeah, we'll sell that.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I'm gonna put you on hold and let Pre K grab you. Thanks, Jerry.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

All right, Pre K grab. Grab Jerry. Real quick. Bob, you've got an older marquee with 60 on it. Average, rougher, clean. I'm sure it's clean or unless the fact.

[G]

Hey, brother, it is. It is that.

[B]

It is.

[G]

That car you hear about. It is grandma's car. Grod tip. Church or beauty shop, grocery store and home. You don't even have. You don't even have to detail this one.

[B]

Let me pull up something real quick online and look at the body style. So make sure I'm thinking about the right body style. Yep. What color is it? Is it that pinkish?

[G]

It is white.

[B]

Okay, it's white.

[G]

No, it's white with that blue leather interior.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Got everything? It's got everything. You can, you can walk, brother. This is a pimp mobile waiting for a pimp.

[B]

We've got a pimp here, but we got him a pimp car already and he won't do anything with it. Like any pimp, he's lazy. I'm a, I'm a fifteen hundred dollar buyer.

[G]

Oh, brother. That's low, I think.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

It's not when you look at trading back, it's not when you look at trade in value.

[B]

I just deal with the market. I just deal with the market, what I get out of them. And I think if I ran this car through my auction land, it's going to bring 1500. But I know where I, I know a guy that'll give me 17, 1800 for. At a dealer, I think. And that's why I'm offering you 15. And you're close, so there won't be any shipping. So work on it. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and you got 1500 for me. If it's all you say thanks. And if it's a pos, see which his isn't. I can tell by the way he's describing it. But a POS be worth 300. There's more art to knowing the difference between a 300 car and a 1,800 car than all these guys that buy all the stuff, fancy stuff. I'm telling you, telling you that there's more talent in that fine line. Yes.

[E]

Something you're gonna make 100 bucks on.

[B]

I mean, listen, what other auction clips do you have?

[D]

Just. Those are the three from. We can play them if you want.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. So some people just tuned in. So this is what we do on Wednesdays. Like we had 530 cars. I said we sold 600. We sold 500 cars on Wednesday in Dallas and we sold 430 in Pennsylvania on Friday. Yesterday. But this is kind of what's going on. Here's how it works. I'm only looking at a nineteen thousand dollar mmr.

[G]

He wants to give thirteen. I've got fourteen.

[B]

Two and a half. Cowboy.

[G]

How many cars do you buy? Seven grand bags seven thousand miles.

[B]

Verbally abuse him while we're selling.

[D]

That's what we. So if you're watching online and dealers, they see that. And then if you're in the lane, you hear that truth.

[B]

That's me running my mouth. Do I continue to run?

[D]

Yes. Yeah. So you and the auctioneer have a little banter.

[B]

Don't tell your wife.

[G]

026, 2026. All right.

[B]

Better yet, don't tell mine.

[D]

And then this is probably the funniest moment. It was the moment of silence for one of the cars that was bought down in. Give me the VIN's office. We buy them all the time. These cars that you know come in from dead relative.

[B]

Sure could be mother. He explained a moment ago. 60,000 miles. 96 Grand Marquis.

[D]

Exactly. And this might have been it. And so John wanted to let everybody know about it.

[B]

This car came from the estate of Leonard J. Clark. We'd all like to have a moment of silence for the deceased, Leonard Clark. He obviously did not die in a car crash. Nor did he die from highway miles.

[G]

Huh.

[B]

He did not shoot himself in the car. He did not shoot himself in the car.

[D]

Car.

[B]

I went to the funeral. Where does this car end? Do it for winners.

[D]

So you make sure that everybody knows. Do it for Leonard.

[B]

Do it for Leonard. Leonard's car I think lost a little money. I guess we made a. In lieu of flowers, give too much money for the DC's car. Ah, Denver, wake up. Give us a ring. 800-800-7234. Colorado Springs. Cheyenne, Wyoming.

[D]

It's about the time.

[B]

Fort Collins. Fort Collins. You guys wake up. I know y' all been smoking that grass on you're just waking up, but we'd like to hear from you. Boulder City, Nevada. There's one I want to. I need to air check real quick. We did this last week. We had a little problem with our north Colorado feed. It was running in delay, and I'd like to know if it's running real time. Please give me an air check for North Colorado. If you're in a Fort Collins or Denver or Cheyenne, that region coming off of KBPI, I think that's what it's called. 8008-172348-00800-Radio Baton Rouge. Good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Hey. Hey, Is this me?

[B]

This is you, sir.

[G]

Oh, sorry about that. Hey, do y' all have a place to. My wife's ready to get another car. She's got a Audi Q7, 30, 000 miles.

[B]

What she want? What she want to buy?

[G]

She's looking at XC90 Volvo, I think. Or that she's looking at that new X ST6 Cadillac. And she was waiting for the Aviator to come out. But I don't think those things are coming out for another couple of months.

[B]

But I'm a bit.

[G]

If you had a guy over in Baton Rouge and I could drop the car off and let him see what it's her Audi's worth.

[B]

Absolutely. Just do you know on airline Drive, there's an Albertsons. I forgot the intersection, actually, if you go to Give me the. Wait. Yeah, give me the VIN doctor and click locations. Our. Our Baton Rouge location. Be right there. You can click on. It'll pop up Google Maps. And we're right next to Albertsons. Like, right next to it. When you walk out of the Albertsons, we're right there, and you whip it in there and show it to Rob Ball. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[G]

You're over there, I think, by old, Old Hammond. Like old Hammond highway, kind of right in there. I know where that Albertsons is.

[H]

Yep.

[B]

Yeah, that's it.

[G]

Hey, and another thing, y' all are strangely entertaining. Even my wife likes listening to you guys. It's kind of weird.

[B]

I'll tell you what it is. And. And we farm for that. And it's. We say we talk to you guys like you talk to one another. I talk to y' all like I talk to my friends. And in the broadcasting world today, that's gone because everybody's scared to death to say the wrong thing. Yeah. I think that's the subconscious thing you're picking up on. On. Would you agree?

[G]

Yeah. But who in the hell think. Who in the hell would you think would be listening to someone trying the cars? And even my wife just. She doesn't laugh very much. She just sits there and giggles. I mean, it's just. I enjoy it.

[B]

I appreciate it about a broad shouldered old. Well, I appreciate y'. All. I didn't say that. Turley just dumped that on me. But. No, we have fun. We have fun. And thanks for tuning in. Go over there and see Rob Ball. Go to. Give me the vin.com and click Locations. We'll take you straight to it. Golly. She's not broad shouldered. No, that's at the.

[C]

That.

[B]

That's at the horse shows.

[C]

Totally out of context early.

[B]

Totally out of context early. Randy the Chipmunk. Are you going to. You haven't done anything today. You haven't done anything in two weeks. What are you doing? Yeah, I've been sitting around a lot, smoking grass. Yeah, when he send you to Colorado and send you one of those dispensaries, you can test everything for us. Listen to me. Hey, yeah. Hey, hey, hey.

[F]

I got some really good weed.

[B]

Always.

[D]

The man's here, that's why.

[B]

Oh. From the roster. I'll tell you, man, you get down to the streets.

[F]

Get down and get down to the streets, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

You want to buy good weed?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

You got me in the streets, man. You know, I mean, it was. I just, you know, I had a fight with Jeronda and she's kicked me out of the tree again.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. No, no, have it.

[F]

Screw it, man. I don't care.

[B]

You don't need her.

[F]

No, I'm a young chipmunk, you know, three years old.

[B]

Yeah. Holding my own.

[F]

You could say as chipmunks do, that.

[B]

My nuts have dropped.

[C]

Right.

[F]

Hey, little business taken care of, baby.

[B]

Take us out, Randy. All right. Hey, keep an eye on your nuts. We'll be back with ours.

[F]

Next on the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this.

[F]

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[C]

Sell us your car. So easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

The Department of Health and Human Services.

[D]

Is warning that new toxic chemicals are.

[B]

Starting to contaminate cocaine in the United States.

[A]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODIO.

[G]

Which means it's no longer safe to.

[B]

Do tremendous amounts of cocaine.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

Well, of course.

[B]

This is a jam straight off the Boogie Night soundtrack, baby. Best. I love that movie. Yeah, I liked it more than so since I saw you last. Bob, I did go see.

[E]

The time in Hollywood.

[B]

Didn't we talk about.

[C]

You got two viewings now.

[B]

Oh, I'm sorry. I saw it last Saturday too. Yeah, on the show.

[C]

Yeah, we talked about it.

[B]

All right.

[C]

I don't know if we talked about it on the air though.

[B]

No.

[C]

You didn't like it as much as I did.

[B]

No. And the reason is, is so we're talking about the new Quentin Tarantino movie. It's. It's a hundred miles long once upon a time in Holland and it's. I'm okay with 100 miles long 3 hour movies when they're entertaining.

[C]

Jackie Brown's awesome.

[B]

Yeah. But it just, it just wasn't, man. It was. It was. And if anybody else would have made it, I would say, hey, it was good. Especially with the star power they had. And it was awesome. But I expect so much out of him that I was definitely. My expectations were not met.

[C]

You know, he's had studios from time to time kind of cast a shadow on how insider he can be about stuff. And he's very into if you, if you closely watch things like Death Proof. Yep, he's very into that. Hollywood. When I got age old TV stars.

[B]

You know, when I got home, I turned on Death Proof just to cleanse my palette and fall back in love with him. I didn't like it. I love. They underutilized Margot Robbie ridiculously. Yeah. All they had her doing is walking around pregnant saying hi a couple times.

[C]

She was what Alfred Hitchcock would have called a MacGuffin.

[B]

Well, whatever she was, they didn't do it right. Leonardo was awesome. Brad Pitt was better than Leonardo.

[C]

He really was.

[B]

He was awesome. Kurt Russell was awesome. They were all awesome. Everything was awesome. But the storyline was too damn drawn out. I fell asleep three times in the movie.

[D]

Oh no. Did you have one of those big old beers with.

[B]

No, I wasn't drunk. I was just, I mean it was just, it was just as a sleepy movie. Your daughter said it was a snoozer too. Yeah, but I Love qt. He's gotten off the rails a little bit. And he did this with crazy 8. Is that what it's called? What's the last movie he did? Eight. Big Eight.

[C]

Hateful Eight.

[B]

Hateful Eight, Yeah. It just. Just took too long to hit the damn punchline.

[D]

Is he getting too artsy?

[C]

I think that's. That's what I think. I mean, now it's not too artsy for me because I'll sit around and watch these things multiple times and pull out the subtext and figure it out.

[B]

And I need to watch it again.

[C]

I love that minutiae of it. But the old television star thing. Here's the thing. Margot Robbie's an actress on her way up, right? DiCaprio's an actor on his way down and he's living right next door to her. So that parallels there, right? Also, Brad Pitt and his dog, they're the same character. Brad Pitt is Leo DiCaprio's dog.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

He's his gopher.

[B]

Right?

[C]

Go fix my TV antenna. Hey, watch the house for me.

[B]

You know, so there's the baseline is the manson murders in 60. What year was it? 69. And Leonardo DiCaprio is Clint Eastwood and he lives next door to Roman Polanski and the murders happen. And in the lead up to it. And he's not Clint Eastwood, but the story character's obviously Clint Eastwood.

[C]

He's an old western star. Clint Eastwood did Rawhide and then he went to work with Sergio Leone and do those spaghetti westerns in Italy, right? And he kind of came back from it. So Leo DiCaprio's a man on the bubble.

[B]

What they did in Pulp Fiction is they ran three or four storylines. Was it three?

[C]

Oh, man, three. Dinner with the boss's wife, the adrenaline shot, the gold watch.

[B]

But I'm talking about the. A different storyline.

[D]

I mean, they all tied together at least three.

[B]

Okay, so let's just call it three solid story lines. But they kept them clicking. They kept them coming. Boom, boom, boom. The rhythm was good and the rhythm in this was bad. That's my opinion.

[C]

It's a very slow paced movie, but it's paced like a classic western.

[B]

That's great. But being Pulp Fiction is still played every second of every day all over the world. Sure, Kill Bill is the best movie ever written in my. I mean, I love Kill Bill. I like Kill Bill better than Pulp Fiction, but she has a mission and she's clicking it down. Boom, boom, boom, boom. And I mean, it took two volumes to do it and it was awesome. And they ran him in reverse. You know how it works.

[C]

He actually made those together. And the. The studio forced him to. They should have to split it.

[B]

They should have split this into two parts then. And chopped it up and done a better job editing.

[C]

I don't know. He probably could have cut about an hour out of it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

This could easily have been an hour and 45 minutes he could have done.

[B]

And it would have been great. It would have been better. Or chop it into two and tighten up the editing and do two volumes. Whatever.

[C]

More palatable.

[E]

Would you have enjoyed it more if you didn't know it was a Quentin Tarantino movie?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

That's. That's what I was thinking when you said that on Facebook. I thought that's because he expected something going in.

[B]

And I didn't.

[E]

I just watched the movie. Yeah. I didn't love it, but I didn't hate. Was entertaining.

[C]

Here's the. And I. I've been thinking about this all week for you. Just here's the saving grace of this deal. And you can buy it probably any major record store right now. Go get the soundtrack. It's a typical Tarantino soundtrack in that it's got all the music from the film and there's a lot of great 60s music. But it also plays those classic radio commercials.

[B]

Maybe I need to do some diet pills and watching it so I stay.

[C]

Away with Charlie Tuna and those old announcers from back then that we love. There's a lot of dialogue from the film and stuff interspersed with the music. The soundtrack will. Will be a more enjoyable experience for you.

[B]

I like.

[C]

I love it.

[B]

I want to love it. I just wish. I'm just looking for another Kill Bill or Pulp Fiction. That. That great rhythm. That great even bastards in Glorious Bastards. Awesome. Awesome. Big payoff. But they're paying off all the way through. And this one. They never paid off.

[C]

Well, they tell you they did, but it's the last 15 minutes of the film. Yeah, but I mean they make you wait that long and it's. It's not paced the same way. And I think it's a little over stylized for mainstream audiences. And it's just. It's a long haul.

[B]

Greg in Houston. Good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Hey, how you doing?

[B]

I'm good. Have you seen that movie yet we're talking about?

[G]

No. It sounds pretty good. I know y' all said it's not, but man.

[C]

Yeah.

[G]

I mean, great music.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

John says it is not. I love it. I thought it was awesome.

[B]

Well, I'll tell You what you look.

[G]

I got my prayer bead. I got my prayer beads and a bible in my hand.

[B]

Oh, prayer beads and bible in hand. He's ready. He's got a 08 infinity. 08 infinity ex 35, 154 on the clock, leather roof, raster man, are you there?

[J]

Yes, my brother.

[B]

You drive these cars to the auction. So you'll be driving this car through the auction and praying for it when it comes through. Hopefully we make money every time. Do you think if I give him more than 3,000 I will lose? Because I do. I think I will lose. Rosterman, what do you think?

[J]

Put it up in the heavens.

[B]

Greg, if we were to put it up in the heavens and you were going to take care of me and not hurt me, what would you charge me for it?

[G]

45.

[B]

I think I'd go straight to hell on that one. Okay, next caller, ask your wife, call your rabbi, ask your grandmother. I'll pray about it. 50% markup, that car, you know, you, you can run an ad and get 45 if you can offer the financing and take weekly payments. But that's not the business I'm in. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio be.

[D]

Foreign.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[I]

John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website givemetheven.com because he can. That car you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family trucks are the that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[C]

Tell us your car gimmetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented.

[B]

By givemethevin.com everybody knows you've been stepping on my toes. I mean, just like every little player, just begging. That's just a new form of begging. We gather him up some money, does nothing with it. Just begging.

[H]

Yeah, man, I just wanted to see if we could do it.

[B]

Well, we did. And you still don't have the money? Because I've got it in. In escrow with J.D.

[H]

No, I really do feel bad, man. You know.

[B]

Hey, they're having that big car show in Denver. Willie B's car show. Oh, what's it called? It's rock and roll car show.

[D]

That sounds cool. When is that?

[B]

It's like soon. Let me look. When is it? It is Sunday, August 18th at the Band of Mir Speedway. So DJ Prek, maybe you can drive up there and pimp your ride.

[C]

Yeah, Willie B is out of town getting ready for that thing too. I'm told by my affiliates that there's no Willie B show after us today.

[E]

What?

[C]

Going straight back to music?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

What?

[C]

Willie's very.

[E]

Throw this at me like that.

[C]

Willie B. Is very popular in that market.

[E]

I know.

[C]

He does a cool, cool, cool car centric show on Saturdays. He's got a lot of fans up there.

[B]

I'm sure he's excited that we're with him.

[D]

Oh yeah, he's sounds like it.

[B]

So he took the day off. Wayne in Oklahoma City. I need to talk to him. 14 Ram friend half ton RT. RT. RT. 175,000 miles extended cab. Right. I mean or four door.

[G]

No, two door.

[B]

Okay. Cuz it says SC. What's SC mean? DJ.

[H]

That's a single cab, baby.

[B]

Single cab. Okay. In our. In our world it's super cab. So remember that. Just put red cab, leather navigation, big miles. Anything wrong? Average. Rough or clean? Clean. Okay. See? Big miles. Rt. Eight grand. Eight grand. 175, 000 miles.

[G]

Yeah, it's a little mileage, but good clean truck. Okay, I can't be like grand.

[B]

I understand. I wasn't expecting you to. If you don't know the truth, Mac in Baton Rouge, I mean Oklahoma, big miles, they. What's up man? How go ah, bidding a high mileage truck out of Oklahoma? Go figure.

[G]

Yeah. Well, that's yours to do, not mine. Thank goodness, huh?

[B]

No offense, but he's from Oklahoma.

[G]

What Now I wanted to give you a little, little positive testimonial, if I may. Please.

[B]

Oh yes. I love it. My.

[G]

My wife passed last year, almost a year ago. And I was fortunate enough to be able to do a deal with Danny Hammond through your. Your company. And even though I had to take a hit, I believe that Danny helped diminish the hit to the degree it was more manageable than trying to deal with, you know, a dealership or something such as that locally. So I just wanted to. Attaboy, Danny. And, and your. Your operation and just my appreciation. Appreciation.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you so much. And we appreciate your trust because so many people that hear this stuff, they Think it can't be real. And I'm sure that your first reaction was that of the same. Well, it. Was it. When you first heard about us.

[G]

No, it wasn't anything like that. It was just a lot of emotional baggage with it, and I waited a long time to do so. Just like I said, it was emotional. But the bottom line, I got it done. And it's.

[C]

It's.

[G]

You know, I'm not spending money on something I don't need any longer, and just another little, little chapter closed and turned.

[B]

Boy, I'm sorry about your loss. I can tell it's monumental, obviously. How old was she? She didn't sound like she's that old. 66. All right, well, thank you. Thank you for the call in and. And thanks for sharing with us. He's upset.

[C]

Bad, of course.

[B]

Still bad. When I brought that up, did you hear him choke down? Yeah, yeah.

[D]

You don't realize, like, I guess sometimes you hear people that are real attached, they name their cars and stuff like that, but in that situation, I mean, that's.

[B]

It was.

[D]

It was his wife's, and he probably bought it for her. I'm just imagining.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

You know?

[B]

Yeah, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is the call in number go to.

[D]

A dead dog dying thing.

[B]

No, no, no, no. That's not a.

[E]

Don't.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. That was sad. Tasty sound bites from Kanye. Sunday gigs.

[C]

Did you know Kanye has a Sunday gig?

[B]

No. What is he.

[C]

Kanye west throws a worship service at his home every Sunday. Okay. And he's. He's been noted lately of taking some popular songs and popular music and turning them into worship songs. Here's a. Here's one. How about that? You recognize that cut down?

[B]

Sounds like a New Orleans street crew walking down this down bourbon.

[D]

It's Nirvana.

[B]

I know. It's Nirvana.

[C]

Smells like teen spirit.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

Is there another one, too?

[C]

Yeah, there's a cut. Check out cut two. This is one. I like.

[B]

Hallelujah, Hallelujah.

[G]

Come as you are, as you were.

[D]

That one's good.

[B]

That's pretty good.

[C]

I mean, who doesn't like harmony, right?

[B]

So. So who gets to go to Kanye's services?

[C]

I don't know, but there. It's. It's beginning to. He's beginning to find a sort of a niche. America's next TV preacher.

[B]

Sure. Stay tuned. He won't. He won't make it in politics. He's gonna try that. He's got that personality. He can't stop. I'm not discounting him, but he Preacher. Reverend Charles, what do you think? Kanye west wants to come after your people?

[C]

This is what brothers and sisters if. If you consider poor, poor Kurt Cobain sitting alone in the home writing sad songs about little girls and that hair and needle. Praise God.

[B]

Amen.

[C]

Those songs, you can be resurrected.

[B]

Hang on. You know, when we do this, I get three emails from.

[D]

From who?

[B]

Black preachers. Every time.

[H]

Really?

[B]

In the South. Mad at me for doing this. For what? For. For whatever.

[C]

You know why they made it? They made. Cause they lost track of their walk with the Lord.

[E]

That's why they got mad.

[C]

You gotta walks with Jesus, that's what'll happen. Take those Nirvana songs used to be used for abusing drugs. Have a little bitty pretty premarital business with your girlfriend.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Take it for worship. Change the lyrics to Hallelujah.

[E]

Turn it around.

[C]

Can I get an amen for nobody song. Can I get an amen for Washington? Kanye, you know, not John, you know, I've had my own personal trouble with Kanye. Channel two.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

You got that red mega hat. And there's nothing wrong with the red hat, but that hat made me feel uneasy. But if you're gonna take Nirvana songs, turn her into worship time, I believe he's on the right track. Pray with me, God. Oh, Lord, Lord, please help Kanye to find more better songs to turn the worship, including those by the Commodores. By the Commodores, Commodore and the Brothers Johnson. And please, God, don't leave out the Earth, Wind and Fire. Oh, Lord, I love that September song. And it is almost September. Pray in the name of Isaac Hayes.

[G]

Isaac.

[C]

Amen.

[E]

Amen.

[B]

Amen, Lord.

[J]

Lord.

[C]

Amen to that.

[B]

There's some Brothers Johnson. So you want to make a. You want to make a sermon out of this strawberry letter 23, Reverend Charles.

[C]

If you look closely in the book of Psalms, that's page 194 in your Reverend Johnson Bible. 194 day 23 degrees of love.

[B]

So that's what this strawberry letter 23 is about.

[C]

23Rd song. Read it yourself. Don't make me look it up. And find in your heart, your heart love the Lord through fine soul music. Lord, I miss Soul Train.

[B]

Sometimes I do, too. I think you would be a great emcee for Soul Train. Mm.

[C]

I've done it.

[B]

You did it.

[C]

I did it in my house with the TV on. I turned Don Cornelius down and did it myself.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Everybody look at Shaka. Shaka Khan.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Here on Soul Train. I was good. I was good. I sent many a tape to the TV studio. Yeah, they never called me a cuz. Don Con is jealous. That's all right. I forgive him.

[B]

If we started Soul Train back, would you be interested?

[C]

No, I can't. I can't. No, no, no. I can't do that no more.

[B]

All right?

[C]

I'm working for the Lord.

[B]

We're going to go out with the little brothers Johnson for you, Reverend Charles, and we'll be back in a minute.

[D]

Actually, we won't be back. We're going this it.

[B]

Party's over, everybody. It go to. Give me the vin.com. if you want to sell your car. Everybody on hold, Put it in the website. Thank you all. See you next Saturday. For you.