#21 John Clay Wolfe Show 03/05/16 Hour 2

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #21 (03/05/16 Hour 2)

Air Date: February 11, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Main Cast: John Clay Wolfe, JD Ryan, Bob, Turley
Podcast Focus: Cars, sports, pop culture, offbeat stories, and listener interactions

Episode Overview

This hour of The John Clay Wolfe Show brings a fast, witty, and irreverent mix of live call-ins focused on car deals, discussion of viral and pop culture stories, political humor centered around Super Tuesday, and the usual rapid-fire banter that jumps from high school fight stories to the quirks of the modern dating world. John and his crew blend auto industry expertise with comedic takes on the news and everyday life, all while fielding real-time bids on listeners’ vehicles and reacting to the news cycle.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Car Call-Ins & On-Air Negotiations

(starts ~01:06, recurring throughout)

• Classic Car Inquiries:
  Callers seek estimates on selling their vehicles, notably a '73 Maverick and a 2013 Cadillac Escalade.
• Live Haggling:
  John takes listeners through actual deal-making, outbidding CarMax offers live:
  • Quote: “If I give you 42, is it no longer your car?” (John, 05:27)
  • Real-time negotiations showcase John’s “no-nonsense, no-B.S.” approach.
• Advice & Humor:
  John gives honest (sometimes blunt) feedback on the cars called in—including telling one caller his '95 Jeep Cherokee isn’t even worth exporting to Mexico:
  • Quote: “If you got a car the Mexicans don’t want to export, you need to take that to the crusher.” (John, 12:21)

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2. Viral & Weird News

(NASA story starts ~02:03 ; TripSit discussion around 07:37 and 18:15)

• NASA "Weed and Bed" Myth:
  JD debunks the viral claim that NASA pays participants to smoke marijuana and stay in bed:
  • “They will actually pay you twelve hundred dollars a week to lay around in bed for four months. But not smoke dope.” (JD, 02:03)
• TripSit.me 'Trip Sitters':
  Explored as a site for people on bad drug trips to get help via anonymous chat. The crew attempts to call or interact with the site live for comic effect.
  • Bob mocks: “There is no Trip so bad that volume one of your Wide Album won’t...” (07:36)

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3. Political Talk & Satire

(Christie/Trump segment ~13:40; Ben Carson Top 10 ~25:25)

• Super Tuesday Recap:
  Turley presents a technical “audio of Chris Christie's thoughts” as Trump gives a victory speech, lampooning Christie’s supposed boredom and hunger while standing behind Trump.
  • Mocked inner monologue: “Geez, what am I doing here? Supposed to beat this guy.” (Bob as Christie, 14:51)
• Ben Carson Top 10 List:
  In classic Letterman fashion, the team delivers a Top 10 on why Carson exited the race, mixing genuine political commentary and playful digs:
  • Best lines include:
    “He made a blood deal with Trump to be the VP. Could happen.” (JD, 25:44)
    “All the other black presidents haven’t done too well.” (JD, 26:16)
    “He can finally join Chris Christie at the IHOP for breakfast now.” (JD, 26:37)

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4. Car Culture, Generational Change & Social Observations

(“Kids don’t want to drive”—31:32, “Fistfights & high school”—33:16, “Fuller House” & Tinder—58:20)

• Changes in Teen Culture:
  The cast reminisces about the importance of getting a driver’s license at 16 and how “kids today” just want to text:
  • “Kids don’t even want to drive anymore, dude.” (John, 32:06)
  • “It’s not good for the oil business.” (John, 32:30)
• Old School vs. Modern Childhood:
  Tales of old-fashioned high school fights versus the modern era’s “assault” policies and less hands-on conflict.
  • JD: “That’s why I don’t think they fight in school these days nearly as much. School district calls it assault and there’s all this, you know...” (40:19)
• Dating Apps & Modern Relationships:
  The most swiped jobs on Tinder for men and women; playful debate about “hot” professions and the nature of relationships in the smartphone era.
  • “Personal trainers, they’re strong and they know how to run.” (JD, 60:20)
  • “Do you lay in your bed and look at your phone?...That’s the new thing.” (John/Turley, 60:21-60:37)

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5. Pop Culture: Kardashian Craze & “Fuller House”

(Kardashian debate—28:17, “Fuller House”/cleavage—62:00)

• Are the Kardashians Outdated?
  The group debates Kardashian popularity, John arguing their influence while JD and Bob maintain “they’re out, no one cares.”
  • Bob: “I think Middle Eastern girls are gonna be the same thing, man. The same thing.” (28:09)
• “Fuller House” Commentary:
  John notices and critiques the prominent display of cleavage on the rebooted family sitcom.
  • “It was ridiculous. The body on this girl that they're throwing around.” (John, 62:42)

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6. Dealer War Stories & Auction Antics

(John’s near-brawl at the auction—36:38, 46:53)

• Trap Cars & Bad Blood:
  John recounts longstanding tension with a shady car wholesaler, leading to a near altercation at a vehicle auction:
  • “This is 15 years in the making. Hit me. Hit me now.” (John, 39:02)
• Dealer Tactics:
  Tales of how to get out of a bad auction purchase with a bit of dark humor and deception:
  • “You go along with this and you act stupid, okay? You can’t sell him a car. What are y’all doing? Well, he's got a bidder badge. Well, he's with me. He's retarded.” (John, 47:16; referring to a Tommy Boy-like escapade)

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7. Reviews & Auto News

(2016 Camaro review—42:25, Ford Raptor changes—44:44, F-150 recall—56:13)

• 2016 Camaro 2LT Review:
  Full rundown from Turley and John after a test drive—positive marks for the stick shift, exhaust rumble, loaded tech, and comfort.
  • “Plenty of pickup. And the thing I was really impressed with is it actually had a little bit of a rumble...” (Turley, 43:21)
• Market Trends:
  Commentary on aging but still “tight” Mustang vs Camaro rivalry; the growing prevalence of V6 over V8 (even for the Raptor), driven by efficiency.
• F-150 Brake Issues:
  Mention of a federal investigation on potential brake failures in 400,000+ F-150s.

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8. Warrant Roundup & Manziel in Trouble

(Warrant roundup—51:53; Manziel segment—52:51)

• Great Texas Warrant Roundup:
  Warning that law enforcement is sweeping for outstanding warrants, even for minor infractions.
  • “They will come to your office, they will come to your home. If they stop you, they'll take your car.” (JD, 52:17)
• Johnny Manziel:
  News on the troubled quarterback partying hours after news of a potential arrest warrant.
  • John: “I love Johnny Manziel stories.” (52:51)
  • Discussion of potential assault charges and domestic violence laws, with debates over the meanings of "aggravated" and "domestic" violence.

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9. Listener Sales, Humor & Miscellany

(Throughout: see 49:02-51:46)*

• The Car Sales Process On-Air:
  Callers persistently negotiate prices while John pushes candidly for his profit.
  • “I'm offering you what I offer...Oh, I offered you seven. Okay, I'll see. I'll give you six.” (John, 50:17)
• Comic Banter:
  Tightly interwoven with auto business are tangents about The Golden Corral’s food (“It's like a concentration camp in there...there's okra in the chocolate fountain!” (John/Bob, 55:11)), porn tab pranks, and favorite TV bods.

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Memorable Quotes

• On Car Valuation:
  “If you got a car the Mexicans don’t want to export, you need to take that to the crusher.” (John, 12:21)
• On Modern Youth:
  “Kids don’t even want to drive anymore, dude. Don't want to ride bikes.” (John, 32:06)
• On Dating & Relationships:
  “Do you lay in your bed and look at your phone?...That’s the new thing.” (John/Turley, 60:21)
• On Pop Culture:
  “Are they Middle Eastern? With a name like Kardashian...” (Bob, 28:26)
• On Team Dynamics:
  “We have our own TripSit right here.” (JD, 23:15)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment | |----------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 01:06 | Classic car negotiations | | 02:03 | NASA “paid to get high in bed” myth, debunked | | 07:37 | Introduction of TripSit.me, discussion of trip-sitting during bad drug experiences | | 13:40 | Political satire: Chris Christie at Trump’s Super Tuesday speech | | 25:25 | Top 10 Reasons Ben Carson Exited the Race | | 31:32 | Commentary on declining interest in driving among teenagers | | 36:38 | John’s auto auction near-fight anecdote | | 42:25 | 2016 Camaro 2LT review | | 44:44 | Upcoming Ford Raptor and EcoBoost trend | | 51:53 | Texas Warrant Roundup | | 52:51 | Johnny Manziel’s latest scandal | | 55:02 | Golden Corral dining horror stories | | 58:20 | Tinder careers and the reality of swiping attitudes | | 62:00 | “Fuller House” cleavage & family TV humor |

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Tone & Style

The episode maintains a freewheeling, brash, and quick-witted style, with John as the sharp-tongued ringleader, JD delivering both news and dry witticisms, Bob providing color commentary and playful ribbing, and Turley offering pop culture asides and car expertise. They veer between hard-nosed dealer talk, social satire, and crude-but-funny observations about contemporary life—never shying from a jab at themselves or their audience.

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For New Listeners

This hour provides a quintessential sample of the John Clay Wolfe Show: a blend of live radio commerce, social commentary, absurdist humor, and a peek behind the curtain of the Texas car trade. If you enjoy unscripted, candid talk radio with a Texas flavor and lots of laughs, you’re right at home.

Transcript

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[Caller]

She was living in a single room.

[JD Ryan]

With three other individuals. One of them was a male and.

[Caller]

The other two, well the other two were females.

[JD Ryan]

God only knows what they were up to in there.

[Caller]

And furthermore Susan, I wouldn't be the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Least bit surprised to learn that all.

[Caller]

Four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reefers. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit em up right now. 1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio There you go.

[Bob]

There's my pop. Evil footsteps, paranoid too. Black Sabbath back there on the rock for Dallas Fort Worth 971 the Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're also on ESPN Houston in Planet Radio at this time. Yes, we're coast to coast live. We're not coast to coast but we're regional. Russell 73 Maverick with 2,000 miles. That car's too old for me to bid over the radio. Can you send it into my website?

[Caller]

What like a picture?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a picture in the VIN number and what in a description, you know, does it have any rust, does it have any restoration to tell us about it and what you're thinking on it. These classic cars, I don't do a whole lot of them. Is it two door, four door?

[Caller]

All right, it's a two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I, I like two doors in, in, in classics. The four doors just don't make any money. They're hard to sell. All right. Yeah.

[Caller]

Go to get people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't Give me the VIN.com. give me the VIN.com.

[Bob]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What was the NASA story, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, finally this does, it's partially true, the NASA story that they'll basically pay you to smoke dope and lay in bed for months. Part of that is true, but they will actually pay you twelve hundred dollars a week to lay around in bed for four months. But not smoked dope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aw man.

[JD Ryan]

That's the part that made it go viral. This has been going on for months and months and months. But the part that made it go crazy. All the dope heads went hey, smoked dope. Somebody put that into the headline. So that, that part is not true.

[Bob]

It's still pretty positive NASA will not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a week.

[JD Ryan]

Basically. Twelve hundred bucks a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long is the gig good for?

[JD Ryan]

3 months. Purpose of the study is to research the effects of microgravity on the human body by having the subject line in bed 70 days straight. And the body should be subject to muscle atrophy, akin to experiencing what an astronaut does in. Do you know, RS.

[Bob]

70 days straight.

[JD Ryan]

70 days straight. The astronaut that came back, I can't remember his name now. Mark.

[Turley]

I don't remember either. But he grew two inches.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that.

[JD Ryan]

Two inches. In a year, he's growing two inches. No, he's taller because. Because of not being in gravity for two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I got hurt and I broke my back, I shrunk an inch. Maybe I needed to do that for a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

Going to space for a year. Good luck with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott, good morning. Welcome to the program.

[Turley]

Where you be?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you from? What you got?

[JD Ryan]

Dallas.

[Caller]

Dallas, Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Dallas, Texas.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Been to Rome. Dallas, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got? Dallas, Texas.

[Caller]

Dallas, Texas. I got a 2013 Escalade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to the Eagle. Dallas, Texas.

[Bob]

Yeah, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

2013 Escalade. Okay, you're riding dirty. You listen to. Do you listen to rap or Sinatra in your Escalade?

[Caller]

A little bit of both, actually.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of Escalade? Is it a truck?

[Caller]

No, this. It's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Cadillac truck.

[Caller]

It is a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It is.

[Turley]

Ah, the Avalanche.

[John Clay Wolf]

Avalanche Caddy. Yep. Instead of est. Yeah, yeah, yeah. ESV is the long. Okay, I'm sorry. What color is it? White. Tell me it's white. Tell me it's white. Scott, I need a white one. I like white.

[Caller]

It is white. As a matter of fact.

[Bob]

That's a bingo.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a 22 inch wheel. It's got a power sunroof. It's got a navigation. If it's an Escalade truck. And it's pearl. Pearl, pearl.

[Caller]

I like all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's how many miles it's got?

[Caller]

25,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy your truck, Scott. They quit making these things and they're kind of getting a little rare, and I've been paying a lot for them, and I'm liking my end of the action.

[Caller]

Nice. Nice. Well, I tell you, I do have a CarMax offer for 40,000 that they offered, and I still think it's too low. I said it's way, way too low is what. Is what I'm thinking here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's thinking everything's too low. So if you. I advertise, I'll beat Carmax or I'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. I can tell you right now I'm beating this one, so I'm not. I don't owe you a hundred dollars, But. But I will get you more money. So if you can't get more than 40, what are you gonna do? You can sell it.

[Caller]

I guess I'll just sit on it. Oh, God, I don't know.

[Bob]

Get what I want. I'm gonna pop a cap in a man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it. I know. So I'll beat him by a thousand. 41 grand.

[Caller]

Can you do 42?

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you sell it at 42? If I say I'll do 42, I.

[Caller]

Will sell it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I own the car? If I give you 42, is it no longer your car? It's my car, and you need to, like, take care of my car until you get it to me or I come get.

[Caller]

All right, it is yours at 42.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title, or do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

Bring it to your office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I got a title in hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have to bring it to my office. I'll come to you. But if you don't bring it to me, we'll meet you. You got a title in hand? I got a check. I got a $42,000 check. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, wolf bought my car. Does it have a clean car? It's got to have a clean. It's got to have a clean carfax or carmax wouldn't have given 40. So it's got a clean car.

[Caller]

Never been in a wreck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

42,000. Sold. Go to givemetheven.com Wolf bought this car from me for $42,000. And right in there, he. He told me to ask you, where's my damn money?

[Bob]

Estate with a truck back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800, 807.

[Bob]

John Wolf. Wham, Lamb. Get that money on that EST, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800, 800 radio.

[Bob]

Love those cars, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like the lades. I like the nice juicy fruit. Awesome. The good stuff.

[Turley]

The juicy fruit.

[Bob]

Here's something for my liberal side. John, when we had that one, you remember, we've talked about it a lot. Years ago, when I. I took it to a Kind of a neighborhood and pictured it, and you didn't like the pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you took a. You took a $50,000 car and took pictures in the hood.

[Bob]

I know, but, I mean, I was on Real time constraints back then. I was really thinking I might be able to talk you out of that truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah?

[Bob]

Yeah. Come on, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would have sold it to you.

[Bob]

Just for something to drive. Yeah, but I didn't have any damn money. You know, I was just like. Like a favor. Like, ask guy a favor. Like, that's what makes it a liberal tendency.

[Turley]

A liberal tendency.

[John Clay Wolf]

The rich guy a favor.

[Bob]

Give my Obama xlade.

[JD Ryan]

Well, before we leave the Dallas airwaves, I have one more thing I want to hit, but go ahead with you, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen the little Obama meme on floating around the Internet that says, hey, brothers, and hang on a few more months, but I'm going to need those phones back.

[Bob]

I'm going to need my phones.

[Turley]

That's funny.

[Bob]

Excuse me, but I'm gonna need my phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna need the phones back.

[JD Ryan]

We've been talking a lot about dope and ways to avoid it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are just overdoing dope.

[JD Ryan]

We're overdoing it. But if you've ever been on a bad trip, there's a website now you can go to that. People will talk you down depending on where you're having a panic attack. Seriously. It's called Tripsit Me. Trip Sit. If you're on a bad trip, volunteers. Anonymous volunteers from all walks of life. Trip sitters operate a live chat room on Trip Sit, where the wired, paranoid and high come to regain their sanity. Most sessions will begin with a calming hello, a way for the sitter to assess how bad or good the high is of the user. And basically, they'll cover all varieties. If it's a panic attack, if it's dope, if it's. You're drunk. Whatever it is, it sounds like something.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'D like to do. JD Be one of the trip sitters.

[Turley]

Can we call them right now?

[JD Ryan]

Let me see if I can pull up the.

[Turley]

Let's call them up and have Bobboy. We got 10 minutes and we. We get time here.

[Bob]

Do you have ways.

[JD Ryan]

Let me see if I have the number. It says immediate assist. On the. On the website, it says immediate assistance. Let me see if there's a phone.

[Bob]

There is no Trip so bad that volume one of your wide album won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just google tripit.com or just go to trip.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you got to sign up to get the phone number.

[Turley]

Maybe next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put your credit card in.

[JD Ryan]

Wait, here's Contact us. Maybe this is it. Hold on.

[Turley]

Maybe next week we'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll bid a car while y' all are Doing that.

[Bob]

See, we can't get a hold of these guys total straight, cold sober. They want somebody on some bad acid.

[JD Ryan]

Trip to be able to call the chat room Kenya.

[Bob]

This will never work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kenya. Kenya.

[JD Ryan]

Kenna, you can go to the chat room free. You there, Just choose a nickname.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Hyundai. What you got?

[Caller]

I got a Hyundai Tucson.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. How many miles?

[Caller]

2013. 68,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather, cloth?

[Caller]

It's the kind of the split thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a GL or a Gls or do you know or limited Gls? Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston.

[JD Ryan]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

60S. What color?

[Caller]

Light blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is. That hurts things. The light blue does not help things. I know it, but I'm still 10,000.

[Caller]

Okay, great, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to gameytheven.com. load it up. We'll get you a check. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, three Mustang with 97. You've got to be in Dallas, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this stick shift six cylinder?

[Caller]

Yes, it's actually a V8, five speed standard. I just put a new clutch in it, two back tires. Brand new. They're nine inch wide tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

I miss my Eagle listeners. Where have they been for years? Has it got nitrous or used to?

[Caller]

Yeah, it used to have nitrous in. Was actually a sports car for the old man and I'm the second owner for it. It's never been in a wreck. It's torque red.

[Bob]

Has it got a passenger seat in the front or is it like a death proof case?

[Caller]

Everything's original on it except for the aftermarket rim. Aftermarket touchscreen radio. And that's pretty much it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm. Okay, so when I tell you 3,000, you tell me I'm stupid. Then what do we do?

[Caller]

Ah, that's pretty crazy right there. I paid 18 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Wow. 800, $873,000.

[Turley]

18,000 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't pay 18. He can. He doesn't have 18. He didn't give 18 for nothing. He did some weirdo trade with a note in the side and the in laws.

[Bob]

I mean, why lie here, man?

[JD Ryan]

Why lie to us?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're Buddy, I gave 18. I want to call Trip. Sit. Dude, this sounds fun.

[JD Ryan]

It's really easy to get in the chat room. I'm in the chat room and there's people talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we call them? Say, can I call you? I'm really screwed up.

[JD Ryan]

I just wrote on there. What's the phone number? Can I call you right now? It's a Bunch of dopers talking to each other. 148 users. And it's real easy. You just click, choose tripsit.com and you start texting. No, it's tripsit me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm high. Huh?

[JD Ryan]

Tripsit me.

[Turley]

What's some of the dialog dialogue going.

[John Clay Wolf]

On right now, John? A 95 Jeep Cherokee Sport with 200 on it's worth $300, man. All right. You there? Yeah.

[Caller]

What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

300 on a 95 Cherokee Sport with a 200 on it. 300? Yep. I mean, what do I do with these cars? I mean, you know, nobody's gonna be happy with what you tell them. Junk cars are not worth anything, homes. I. I mean, don't blame the messenger. I. If I give you a thousand for that car, what the hell am I gonna do with it? I gotta do something with it. I gotta start with something that I can do something with.

[Turley]

I know what you can do with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You send it to Mexico. But it won't even make it, man.

[JD Ryan]

The Mexican.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, the Mexicans ain't even buying that junk. That's when it's bad. Yeah. Nah, why would they buy a 95 Jeep Cherokee Sport when they could buy a 07 Nitro with 200 on it for three? True. I mean, if you got a car the Mexicans don't want to export, you need to take that to the crusher.

[Bob]

You need to just give it to the Houston Can Academy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the Dallas Can Academy? Why are you being. Why are you being a Texas racist?

[JD Ryan]

Either one.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the difference?

[Bob]

What's racist about terraforming?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm. I'm just fighting for the Dallas folks. What are you, a Texans fan?

[Bob]

No, I mean, I'm just talking about Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you, a communist? What are you getting paid by the Houston Khan Academy again? You always work these side deals, Bob.

[Bob]

You trying to shop shoot me, kid?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember when we were on the air for a while and he had a bar tab at Snooki's? Oh, that's right. He did. God almighty.

[Bob]

I have. You know, I never had a bar tab over there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you never had a tab because you had credit.

[Bob]

I was just.

[John Clay Wolf]

You rolled in, you gave them their friend free plugs on the radio, and they drank you up every week.

[Turley]

He's like, yeah, the other day, I was at Snookies every day. You would do that.

[Bob]

Dude, for about two years down here, I was like norm on Cheers when I would walk into Snooki's, like, bow wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's The. What's the Christie stuff? You had something funny you wanted to share? Turley, you had some audio.

[Turley]

What did you watch?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess I didn't watch it. I was working. I worked. You people play. I work.

[Turley]

Well, after Super Tuesday, you know, Trump got out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was. I was in. I was in South Texas in the middle of night, coming home from a car auction.

[Turley]

Well, you miss Trump giving a big speech and, you know, victory speech, how he won so many states on Super Tuesday. But there was actually something you missed also was Christy was in the background and he's just staring at the back of. Back of Trump's head. And we actually got audio of what Christy was thinking. Yes, while. Yes, while.

[JD Ryan]

This new technology. This is amazing.

[Turley]

It is quite amazing.

[JD Ryan]

Cool.

[Bob]

You have to have the actual original footage.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, first of all, the original footage.

[Bob]

Shirley has this thing called a brain. A meter.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[Bob]

And he can. He can watch video and extract me.

[JD Ryan]

I'm ethnic man. I did not know that.

[Bob]

Well, it scientifically, it analyzes the facial, you know, composure.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. And it comes up with an actual audio of what he would be thinking.

[Bob]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Who knew?

[John Clay Wolf]

Here it is. It goes a little something like this.

[JD Ryan]

I want to say that this was an exciting evening. It's so great to be in Florida. It's so great to be at Mar a Lago with friends and the press. And I know it was a very tough night.

[Bob]

Geez, what am I doing here? Supposed to beat this guy.

[JD Ryan]

Money. He is a lightweight.

[Bob]

As I said, plane ride better be for real.

[JD Ryan]

But you know what? We're going to.

[Bob]

If there's dinner on the plane.

[JD Ryan]

So much time in Florida. We've got about a 20 point lead.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah, great line, Donald.

[JD Ryan]

A lot of the special interests and a lot of the lobbyists. His hair looks like the people that want to.

[Bob]

Orange cotton candy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hungry?

[Bob]

Hurry up. Hurry, hurry. Hurry up already.

[JD Ryan]

Far as I'm concerned.

[Bob]

Oh, there's Katie Curry.

[JD Ryan]

And if he wins, they'll have totally control.

[Bob]

Damn, she looks tasty.

[JD Ryan]

Not going anywhere. Anyway, we'll see what happens. But we're going to spend a lot of time.

[Bob]

I'd rather turn cannibal than listen to this dumbass anymore.

[JD Ryan]

Because it's a place that.

[Bob]

Damn, I should have brought some gum or something.

[JD Ryan]

As we have in Florida, remember?

[Bob]

I'd sell my soul for a Tic Tac all along.

[JD Ryan]

Miami Doral and starving to death the other places.

[Bob]

And I gotta get out of here.

[JD Ryan]

Who knew, man?

[Turley]

So he's just basically just hungry the whole time behind Donald Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did hear the line where Trump told Rubio that your people in Florida hate you. They would never elect you. If you ran for an election today in Florida, they wouldn't even elect you to be the dog catcher.

[JD Ryan]

He did say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that. Yeah, that was pretty.

[Bob]

Little Marco and Big Donald.

[JD Ryan]

Marco is going to have dropouts. Going to be Cruz or Trump. It's going to be Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if they just get together, Trump and Cruz?

[JD Ryan]

I don't think it's possible. No, there's too much bad blood now.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Carl, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Combine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Combine. Okay, I'm going to put you on hold for a second. We're going to go to break. I'm going to get you off the air. 800-800-Radio or givemetheven.com givemetheven.com we're buying cars all day right here. There's live people on the other end of the deal. Give me the VIN. Vin.com Dallas, Fort Worth, we will come to your door. Pick it up. Houston, Louisiana, will come to your door to pick it up. We got a pretty cool setup. Just try [e-mail] My name is John Clay Wolf, Dallas listeners. If you want to stream us for the next three hours, you can go to ESPN Radio975 in Houston or GoWolf.com click Listen Live. Also, the podcast is up. It'll be posted at the end of the day.

[Turley]

All right, thanks, man. See you next week. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Are y' all still jamming on tripsit.com trying to find something?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they keep asking me what I'm on. Like I want to talk to somebody. They go, I'll talk to you, dude. What are you on? What have you taken? I haven't taken anything, yo. Really? Look at your eyes and tell me what you've taken.

[Bob]

This is such a mamby pamby website, dude. Yeah, yeah. For tidy, whitey, goody goody, straight lace, little doper wannabes. Top of the site says, welcome to tripsit Chat. You're with friends here.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[Bob]

And there are three categories at the top. General chat. Click here. For general community chat, Drugs or anything else. Assistance, tech and drugs. Or have questions about drugs. Concerned, click here. Or sanctuary. This is great. Click here. If you're in need of a slow or calmer chat. Great. If you're tripping or just need to relax, Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta take a couple of calls. Carl, good morning. You're on the air.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Hey. What you got?

[Caller]

20002010 Ford Escape XLT. Silver Moonroof, running boards, privacy, glass.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about cloth or leather?

[Caller]

Cloth. Big V sticks, flex fuel.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, it's got a clean carfax and it's two wheel drive. And it's six cylinder XLT with a roof, right?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 55 clicks on it. 55,000 miles. Have you had any offers anywhere else?

[Caller]

No, not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average MMR is seven grand. I think I can make it work at eight with my sources. Let me see something real quick. Miles. No, I can do better than that, I think. Put me down for 8500.

[Caller]

Okay. And it's. Give me ben.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN. Yep. Just put the VIN number in. Say Wolf, hit me at 85 on the air. Here's the VIN, here's the truck. Where do I get my money?

[Bob]

And I don't want you to be afraid, but it sounds like those shrooms are starting to crawl right up on top of you. I want you to listen to volume one of the Wide album. Okay? When it gets to Rocky Raccoon, just turn it off and drink as much orange juice as you can get your hands on. It's gonna be all right.

[JD Ryan]

Biara.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Robert, is this diesel Dodge with 200,000 miles on four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

I'd say average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dually or single rear wheel?

[Caller]

Single rear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long or short bed?

[Caller]

Long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick or matic? What's that, stick shift or automatic?

[Caller]

That's a G56.6 speed manual.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know about us. It's stick shift.

[Bob]

Geez.

[John Clay Wolf]

56, 14:35 with a splitter and a down shifter. All right, stick shift. And it's average. Is it a ST or SLT?

[Caller]

It's the SLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got 200, 200. Five niners. I know. Five, nine or six.

[Caller]

Seven, five, nine. Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought one for 5500 and I liked my end of that deal. And I'd give more than that. Let me rephrase that. I stole one for 5,500.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guy. Guy brings me a Carmax offer. Hey, man, I'm fixing to sell this for five grand to CarMax. If you want it. I'm like, can I have it for 55. Like, yeah, thanks. And he was happy. And I was real happy. I was like, thanks, guy. Thanks, Carmax. Thanks, everybody. I mean, it took a group to put that deal together and I just. It just fell in my lap.

[Bob]

Everybody's happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is this one?

[Caller]

I don't know. I haven't really thought about selling it. But I hear you guys on the radio all the time, so seeing what I can get for it. Got a little bit of goodies in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

7,500 is 7,500 to 8 grand. Maybe 8,500. Just all depends on the pictures.

[Turley]

Hold that value.

[Caller]

I don't know if I can get rid of it for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I asked you a minute ago what it takes to buy it. You said you don't know. It sounds like you might know.

[Caller]

Not that cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is the damn thing?

[Caller]

I got 16 for it. I'd be happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob]

Oh, listen, the first thing, and you're not gonna want to hear this. First thing we're gonna have to do is bring you down, okay? I mean, now that you've stopped. Okay, but you've gotta take 72 hours. What you need is Gatorade and a good meal and just, just. I mean, even instant mashed potatoes. You know something, you've gotta. You gotta get that speed wound down out of you. Okay? When's the last time you slept?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been a couple days, Bob.

[Bob]

It's gonna be all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great.

[Turley]

Baba's got a new career.

[Bob]

He'll get you down.

[JD Ryan]

We have our own trips did right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll help you down the mountain.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

She'll be coming down the mountain when she comes. 03 Liberty with a buck 73 Patrick. Is it worth more than 1500?

[Caller]

KBB says 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Can we get KBB on the phone? Does anybody have kbb? Hotline.

[Bob]

Thank goodness. We've got the KBB here.

[JD Ryan]

We'.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll role play. Ring, ring, ring. Bob, you're KBB?

[Bob]

Hello, thanks for calling KBB.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, I've got a 03 Jeep Liberty with 173. I'd like a valuation on it.

[Bob]

How much would you like for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's not what KBB says, you dumbass. They put it. They go big.

[Bob]

2500. Okay, you can go about it like that. All I was saying is you can tell somebody. KBB says, okay, go ahead anyway, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, let's finish anyway.

[Caller]

The website listed as 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I understand, so. So let's listen.

[Bob]

So they're Going to send you a check.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, let me do that. That's my punchline.

[JD Ryan]

Y' all need to go to rehearse.

[Caller]

That's what I would put. That's what I would put on the window.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I hear you. I know. And that's where I was going. They ain't gonna send nobody nothing for nobody. But what they will do is take your information and sell it to their dealer network so they can start calling you and try to sell your car. KBB don't buy nothing. That's why I call them Kelly Blue balls. Because she leaves you wanting more and you ain't getting nothing. 1500 is enough.

[Caller]

My wife and I'm a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get her on the phone and talk her down. Yeah, I think it's a fifteen hundred dollar rig, Patrick. That's what I've been given for him. And if, if you'll take that, go to givemetheven.com and we will take a look at the pictures and make sure it's not a whopped up piece of s. And if it's straight and it's okay, then I'll buy it.

[Caller]

All right, sir. Thank you.

[Bob]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. It's just that easy. GMTV, which is give me the vin.com trumps KBB. KBB ain't writing no checks, homie checks. 800-800-7234.

[Turley]

You know what that music means, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is Casey. Casey. Casey. Casey. John. Hi, Casey.

[JD Ryan]

How are you doing?

[Turley]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your top 10 today?

[JD Ryan]

Well, John, glad you asked. We have the top 10 reasons why Ben Carson has pulled out of the election.

[John Clay Wolf]

The presidential nominee hopeful, the one that everybody was rooting for but not voting.

[JD Ryan]

For, that's the guy. And he's out now. And here we have the top 10 reasons why he may be out.

[Bob]

Are there any of them drug related? Because I've been wondering about this guy for months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything with you is drug related.

[Bob]

He seems on something there.

[JD Ryan]

Allegedly. Number 10, to finally get that nap he's needed to since 1983. The top 10 reasons why Ben Carson has pulled out of the election. Number nine, he's a brain surgeon and way too damn smart for politics. Number eight, he made a blood deal with Trump to be the vp. Could happen. Number seven, them fellers talk way too fast at the debates.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number six, the 10 reasons that Ben Carsons.

[JD Ryan]

Ben Carson has pulled out of the elections. Number six, all the other black presidents haven't done too well. Number five, if Trump is leading, clearly the American people are too freaking stupid to vote for an educated surgeon. Off to lead the Christians to the promised land, you know, Trumpsville. Number three, smart men don't argue about the size of someone's hands or pick boogers on network TV. The top 10 reasons why Ben Carson is pulled out of the election. We're down to number two. Number two is he can finally join Chris Christie at the IHOP for breakfast now. And the number one reason Ben Carson's no longer in. Donald Trump is going to win anyway. You know, orange clearly is the new black. There you go, ladies and gentlemen, that's out 10 reasons why Ben Carson has pulled out of the election. Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

[Turley]

Why is Casey pausing so much?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand.

[JD Ryan]

That's his deal, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye, Casey. See you. Thanks for coming in. Tell your daughter I said hi. My buddy Danny. I won't say his last name, but he was in rehab with his daughter. Crazy, crazy, crazy.

[Bob]

She good looking.

[JD Ryan]

Crazy hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy good looking.

[Bob]

Really.

[JD Ryan]

And he's a little bitty short ugly dude. I don't know where. I mean, obviously the wife is, you.

[Bob]

Know, Middle Eastern girls, man. One of these days.

[JD Ryan]

One of these days, Easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think these days are here. If you're looking the Kardashians.

[Bob]

When people from that part of the world. All right, catch up with us technologically and take off all the robes and the Beekeeper craziness.

[JD Ryan]

A couple hundred years, I think we're.

[Bob]

Going to see good, good, good looking women.

[JD Ryan]

They're all underneath the.

[Bob]

No, like country girls. When they stopped wearing dresses every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

The old religious thing, and they started wearing Rockies.

[Bob]

Yeah. Finally, you know, when the Daisy duke pattern was originated by one Katherine Bach in 1981.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bob]

Yeah. When we finally saw those country girls. I think Middle Eastern girls are gonna be the same thing, man. The same thing. You're.

[JD Ryan]

You're so odd.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are gonna cut loose, huh?

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah. When we see them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Forget about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at Kardashians.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I mean, are they Middle Eastern?

[JD Ryan]

What are they?

[Bob]

I mean, with the name like Kardashian.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta be Armenian.

[JD Ryan]

Are they Armenian?

[John Clay Wolf]

Middle Eastern.

[Bob]

Close enough for me, buddy. Yes, sir.

[JD Ryan]

Kardashian.

[Bob]

Wait to see those Middle Eastern girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, because I remember watching a Keeping up with the Kardashian episode where mama was trying to set her up with a good Armenian boy instead of all these black hood rats that she runs.

[Bob]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then mama grabbed her a wrapper, too.

[Bob]

Mm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those. Those. Those guys have really cut that Armenian deal Deep.

[Turley]

You think they're mad?

[JD Ryan]

Have they Armenian descent? You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Distinctively Armenian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she the best looking woman in America?

[JD Ryan]

Who?

[Bob]

Arguably Kim Kardashian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

No, I can't. No.

[Bob]

Jennifer Aniston's still pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to upgrade your references. I'm bad about it, but I'm terrible.

[Bob]

I'm old. I saw Sandra Bullock in a film.

[JD Ryan]

Called She's Still Hot.

[Bob]

Our brand is Crisis.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, she's still hot.

[Bob]

And she was. She's breathtakingly pretty in this movie. Now, I've never been a big Sandra Bullock fan, but I've been forced by many women over the years to watch every film she's ever made. But this is a really good film.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 year olds are listening to you like you were listening to radio and people were talking about how hot Lucy Arnaz was.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think anybody thinks the Kardashians are cool anymore. I really don't. They're just not. I think you're John behind the curve on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think they're out?

[JD Ryan]

I think they're out. I think they're really out. When tmz. No, the guys from TMZ make fun of them all the time. When they're making fun of me, they keep them relevant, but they're making fun of them. There's a difference. There's cool and then there's making fun of. They never. They never speak.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? Something I saw through my tour of Louisiana this week.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Lord, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just real random.

[JD Ryan]

What did you. What did you see? Everybody brace. Get ready for the dump button.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw an old limo pulled up in a yard of a hoodie kind of house on a spare and two Doberman screwing in the front yard. It was just one of the weirdest things I've ever seen in my life.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, you were taking a drug test. When we're done with this show. What is wrong with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Bob]

I can help you pass that drug test.

[John Clay Wolf]

He won't have to follow me. Only you can set you free. Now. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. What year was this? 80. 80, 80, 86.

[Turley]

Maybe a little later. That's about all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I started driving in 87 is when I got my license at 15. Bob. Did you have a provisional license?

[Bob]

Oh, yeah, Everybody does where I come from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody does.

[JD Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

At 15 you get your hardship. What was Your hardship, Bob. What was the story?

[Bob]

What was my hardship?

[JD Ryan]

You got to tell them the story. Story. To get this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. To get. To get a. To get a license at 15, you have to have a hardship, which means mommy and daddy won't get you there.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, gotcha. Okay.

[Bob]

I had working parents who needed a ride to school.

[John Clay Wolf]

But isn't that everybody?

[Bob]

Yeah. Well, I mean, that's a provision though, you can do. I think I had a job too. I think I was working.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you had to have a job to get one. Kids don't even want to drive anymore, dude.

[Bob]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't want to ride bikes.

[JD Ryan]

I've heard of that. They don't really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. The stats are crazy on license at 16. I mean, they're off like 60.

[JD Ryan]

They used to be the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a countdown on your wall.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I know. But it's not anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

Why lazy?

[JD Ryan]

Because they've got text.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. They're cruising through their phones.

[JD Ryan]

That's sad. It's really sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not good for the oil business. No.

[Turley]

Well, they're gonna drive at some point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Where they have to work. I don't get it. I mean, that was life. That was it. That was everything.

[JD Ryan]

That was freedom.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Get out of here. Well, that's the.

[Bob]

Make the drag, man. Go up to the main street of your town and go to the Gibson's parking lot. Turn around, go outside in the box, turn around and do it again. Up and down the same two lanes of blacktop. Everybody in town.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Sonic, that was real.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Did you have. Did you see Heather? She's riding with Richie tonight.

[JD Ryan]

Not again.

[Bob]

880 seem tied? No, but I'll bet he's pissed.

[JD Ryan]

He will be when he catches him.

[Bob]

Yeah, he's gonna kick Richie's ass.

[JD Ryan]

We just had phones to call he. Call him and tell him.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many fights did you get in in high school? Real ones.

[Bob]

Me fist.

[JD Ryan]

Real ones.

[Turley]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never had.

[Bob]

I had a guy sock me one time in the hallway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a free shot.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bob]

Just a dope pop. His. His little girlfriend was feuding with my little girlfriend.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he hit you?

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did you take it?

[Bob]

Lying down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful.

[Bob]

Guy's like a middle linebacker.

[JD Ryan]

He did that thing.

[Bob]

He did that Burt Reynolds thing where you look away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

And then pow. Boom. It was right in front of the soup. The assistant principal's office.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had one of those in seventh grade. Just a walk by hit.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who hit me? Jabar? No, Mark Thomas.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I really don't know, but I Got him. I mean, when I got up, I gave it to him. Yeah, and then it started like a racial ride in the school.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, was he black?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bob]

Oh, no, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I don't know. Mark Thomas doesn't sound black.

[John Clay Wolf]

We wound up being. Okay, I think we're Facebook friends today.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, everybody gets over it. They grow up. Yeah, but how many fights have you been in, John? Do you know is her number? Because I've been. And one.

[John Clay Wolf]

One fist fight.

[JD Ryan]

It wasn't even a fist fight. I'll tell you about in a second.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gosh, I don't have to think. What about you, Turley? You've been in a couple?

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

Couple.

[John Clay Wolf]

One.

[Turley]

One. One was a chick going at me because, you know, girls were fighting over me, that kind of thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, we don't want to hear about you and your wife.

[Turley]

No, no, no, no. That.

[John Clay Wolf]

So a girl assaulted you?

[Turley]

Yeah, pretty much. Cuz I. Hell, I had to. Couldn't fight back. You know, you just don't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not at school.

[Turley]

Scratches on my face and my. It was bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it at school?

[Turley]

Yeah, at school in the hallway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, let's not. Let's kick out fight with girls.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many fights have you. Two.

[Turley]

Yeah, Two. Yeah. One with a friend that I'm still friends. One of good friends to this day.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the setup? Stupid.

[Turley]

It was stupid stuff where he was a roommate of mine at the time and we're just. He didn't like my dog. Okay. And he took it out of my dog one day.

[JD Ryan]

He started, oh, you don't do that.

[Turley]

And so I didn't know about it until I got home. My mom told me about it. So next day at school, because way that worked with roommates, we were kind of in and out and stuff because it was working, right? So got to school and I called him out and just. I just decked him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was it. Everything's good. That was it.

[Turley]

And then of course, in middle school, there's fights. You know, behind the. By the bicycle shop.

[John Clay Wolf]

There were some real ones like that. Yeah, like movies. Like everybody.

[Turley]

So we did that circle thing, but nothing ever happened. It was just. Nothing.

[Bob]

No, I saw a couple that were real. Dude, where I came from, I remember Steven Duke and Paul Russell one time, and Paulie was a friend of mine. Paulie had big thick coke bottle glasses. You know, they used to make fun of him for Steven Duke was like a, you know, kind of a suave, athletic, tall, slim, you know, wiry dude and was picking On Paul. And Paul said, hey man, you better quit. I'll kick your ass. He goes, man, you ain't kicking nothing, Russell. I'll meet you at the schoolyard. This is during lunch, okay? So after lunch, before classes, we get back to schoolyard. They're doing it, man. We circle it up. And it was a bloody fist. No holds bar. And Paul Russell killed that dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I didn't mean to walk into this. Maybe it was subconscious, but I almost got into one Wednesday.

[Bob]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

This week.

[John Clay Wolf]

A real one, now that you think about it.

[Bob]

People get funny sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't tell you about that, Turley, did I? No. That's weird. I probably shouldn't talk about on the radio.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe not allegedly, nothing happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this guy. In our world, there's cars coming through these auctions. And there's this guy that I used to buy from in Shreveport, Louisiana. He's a wholesaler. And when I'd come through town, I'd go to his barn and buy cars from him. But they always had little problems and I had to finally quit. I'm like, dude, your cars. He buys a bad car, fixes it up and it's always got problems, problems. So he. Where I'm buying cars now. I was at this auction where I buy cars and he is too. And he's always bidding against me, always been, whatever. Everybody does that. But at these different auctions, I'll see a car come through that's kind of the right car. And like it goes through too fast where I can't check the carfax or something's too quick. But it happens to me about twice a year. And I buy one of this Sun a Bitch's cars. Cuz he won't stand up on the block and rep him because nobody wants to buy his stuff. There's no markings on him that say his name on them. So it's a trap.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And it happened again. And they were coming through. I was like, I can't get the carfax on it. And went out. I said, I'll give 13 for this car. And he said, Low's 13 5. I said, Put it on a call at 13 grand. When we're done here, I'll go check it and make sure I want it. And I might give the $13,500. So they sold on a call, 13 grand. And then he saw the whole thing. The guy, right, he's standing there next to me, acting like he's buying it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh really? Oh, that's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I get my list at the end of the day, that deal's already approved at 13 grand. It's done. I'm like, no, no. I haven't even checked this car yet. And I went, checked. And of course, airbag deployed. Brad Carfax, like, no, I'm not buying this. And when I found out it was his, I threw a gasket. I'm like, I'm not buying any of his cars. And he hurt. He was hiding behind the block listening to all this. Just a creeper. And he finally came up to me. He's like, you're buying it. It's yours. It's yours. I'm like, I ain't buying nothing. And we get going back and forth, and we. He finally said, I'm going to knock you out. And you're playing the stupid.

[JD Ryan]

I'm going to knock you out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, dude, I've been waiting for that. Hit me right now. Here's my chin. Please hit me. I was so angry. I said, hit me right here. Here. Then you ain't gonna get me for the assault that's fixing to happen because you hit me. Please. And everybody's like, oh, stop it. No, no, no, no, no. This is. This is 15 years in the making. Hit me. Hit me now.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my gosh. Republican debate. Hit me. No, you hit me. You got bigger hands. No, I don't. I'm gonna pick a booger.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I hate it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. I. I hate buying trap cars. I hate it.

[Turley]

So you saw him Wednesday?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Didn't all these memories came back? Or did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I see him every Wednesday.

[Turley]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then I bought another one of his damn cars that he's creeping around that this happened Wednesday. What brought all that up?

[JD Ryan]

Well, I'll tell you. My one fight. It was in college. I was in a fraternity, and there's three other guys that came up to me, and they. I was a pledge. You know what happens when you're a pledge in a fraternity? You carry around a paddle that has your. That's the only reason they knew I was a pledge. They start picking on me. And it occurs to me, about 20 seconds into this altercation, I have a paddle in my back pocket, a weapon. So I just pulled it out, smacked one of them in the head. The other ones ran off. That was my big fight. That's the only fight I've ever been in. Yeah, I hit him in the head. I'm like, wait a minute. Three guys, three to one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I got.

[JD Ryan]

But I got a weapon.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if anything like, that happens now. Then the popo comes.

[JD Ryan]

I would have been sued. I'd have gone to jail for a second. Assault with a deadly weapon. That would be a deadly weapon. I pulled that out this week. I'm moving. And I found my paddle. I'm like. That reminds me the time I got in a fight.

[Bob]

That's why I don't think they fight in school these days nearly as much. School district calls it assault. And there's all this, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember in high school, the two toughest guys forbid, and then they'd have them the big fight, like at a park. Did y' all have that?

[Bob]

Yeah. Or during a keg party.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was like. It was like Holly Holm versus. What's her name?

[Bob]

Right? Yeah. I'll meet you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The big deal. And everybody's driving to this location to see the showdown. I'll never forget Paul Ramon and Tommy Laughlin. It was a. It was a good one.

[Turley]

Now, I lived in the hood. South Grand Prairie. It was all gunpoint. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it really?

[Turley]

Yeah. When the two toughest guys were their gangsters. You knew and you're like, it was guns.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Somebody bring a gun to school. And then the school closed down, and we had metal detectors after that. I mean, it was. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I learned watching these high school bouts over the years is the big country boy football player is a better fighter, but the big badass black guy is meaner, and he can beat that guy's ass, and he does it bad. I saw a few of them, like, this is ugly.

[Bob]

Yeah, well, nothing to lose, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what it is?

[Bob]

Yeah. Guy with nothing to lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bob]

Got everything to fly for.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, these Molly's got a scholarship athlete plates are getting ready to come up, but I watched one one night, I was like, this is not fun.

[Bob]

That's something my dad said years ago that just stuck in there. We were watching the first Karate Kid, and the big coach is picking on Mr. Miyagi. He goes, he shouldn't mess with that old man. I said, really? Why, dad? Why? He said, that old man's got nothing to lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old man strength is real, though.

[Bob]

Yeah, well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is real.

[Bob]

Got everything to fight for. That's what my dad said.

[John Clay Wolf]

That weird old man strength is. Is odd. The one punch knockout against the young punk is real. All right. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. We need to do this review.

[Bob]

Diddy McFight time.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. When we're done with the review, we have. You realize today's the big beginning of the warrant roundup. If you have a warrant even for a traffic ticket, they're gonna come after you. Bad boys, bad boys. Now do your review now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it's time for the ride of the week. 2016 Camaro 2 LT Coupe.

[Bob]

Nah, get out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

I promise. It's red hot exterior. That is the color. Interior is jet black. Red and black is what I call them, but they call it red hot and jet black. Nice car. It's got all the goodies. Sunroof, big wheels. Great look. The Camaro that, you know, they came out with a new one in, oh, eight, man. Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, you don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

10, 10, I think it's 10, 10, 10. And they fluffed it since they haven't changed it. But it looks different.

[Turley]

Yeah, it almost looks like the new Mustang a little bit. Kind of the same stance and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a longer car. But this is a. This is a stick shift. You drove it to Abilene yesterday.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know?

[Turley]

What I was surprised because usually, you know, a stick in a little car, you know, a V6, it's not ideal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Turley]

Plenty of pickup. And the. The thing I was really impressed with is it actually had a little bit of a rumble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

To the exhaust. I don't know. It wasn't aftermarket exhaust.

[John Clay Wolf]

It comes to the speakers.

[Turley]

No, but the speakers. It's Bose system in it. It's got the WI fi that you can put your. If you need an Internet.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Turley]

Navigation, all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it up.

[Bob]

V6 manual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it says exhaust, dual mode, 900 options. So you got the hot rod pack. That's what it is. Okay.

[Turley]

I was like, man, nice little tone to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

3.6L V6 stick shift. At 800, you get automatic, 35. Eight with an automatic, 35. One with a stick. Good part.

[Turley]

Will they change, do you think? They're going to change it in the next couple years? Completely change it. Like what they did with this body style back in 10. Are they just going to keep rolling with it until it just gets boring?

[John Clay Wolf]

Roll with it and. And then, I don't know. I mean, it sold well. You know, they went away with it. They went away from it for like five, six years, and then they brought it back. This. This new body style update looks pretty good to me.

[Turley]

It's enough. That'll hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll hold.

[Turley]

Well, yeah, I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new Mustangs versus Camaros, I think it's a pretty tight race. It really depends on preference. But I'll tell you what's chilling out is Shelby GT500s.

[JD Ryan]

They are, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean because they've been making them for a while now and you can buy a good one for you know, in the 20s.

[JD Ryan]

Oh really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So it makes that 50 grand or hard to digest.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They've been out a while. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234 the new Ford Raptor is going to have a six cylinder twin turbo.

[Bob]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had a lot of people frown about that. I like raptors a lot. We bought one off the show this morning. Those. What are they called? The. Oh gosh, what are they called? There's a name of the damn V6 they put in them.

[JD Ryan]

Not truck.

[Turley]

Echo boost.

[John Clay Wolf]

EcoBoost.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

E. Why would they do that to a truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fast. It'll outrun an eight cylinder.

[Bob]

Cuz there ain't no oil no more man. A lot of production lines are going to V6s. They are the Chevy. The Chevy tracks little SUV crossover. You can't even get in in a 6 anymore. They're all four cylinders down the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got plenty of oil obviously. Look at the price. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bob]

Give me the vin.com powers our show. It's John Clay wolf. We'll be back with more after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. 800-800-Radio givemetheven.com Good morning Houston. Good morning Louisiana. We're here for the next hour and a half. Give us a call. I'll buy your car or just go to givemetheven.com 800800 radio is the call in number that's 800 800-7234-year model make miles average rough or clean. She'll put you on the board. I'll take your call. Take you to the air. Eight grand. 550,000. 125,000. Whatever, whatever it is. I buy cars left and right. We buy 100 cars a week. We want to buy yours. Huh? Hey, speaking of that story I told you a minute ago about getting an argument with a guy in the auction line.

[JD Ryan]

Argument, almost a fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I didn't want to. I didn't want to sign my auction ticket and I didn't.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because of that situation.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it reminded me I was talking to a buddy of mine and he was in Florida and he had his boss's Son with him, like Tommy voidil, okay? And they're buying cars in the Florida auto auction to wholesale them back in Texas. And he gave so much for this Corvette. His Tommy Boy, the boss's son.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kent was like, oh, my God.

[JD Ryan]

He gave too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. What the hell's wrong with you? And so when he saw the ticket, he was like. He told him. He said, you can't. He immediately went into this story and he told Tommy boy, the. The owner's son, right. Of the company. You go along with this and you act stupid, okay? You can't sell him a car. What are y' all doing? Well, he's got a bitter badge. Well, he's with me. He's retarded. Oh, they're kidding.

[JD Ryan]

They did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, did you take it as far like he's. Yep. No way. They got out of it. Sorry, sorry. I'm so sorry.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's bad.

[Bob]

You go.

[Caller]

Here.

[JD Ryan]

You go along with it. Okay, dad. Oh, my Lord. What's he doing with a badge?

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was just with me. He was just with me. He was. He was walking around me. I'm just trying to get him out and around and show him the world and, you know, doing.

[JD Ryan]

God, you guys are taking advantage of my son.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

You definitely do a great job.

[JD Ryan]

Definitely, definitely, definitely.

[Turley]

This is a wonderful number.

[JD Ryan]

Excellent driver. Yeah. Oh, that's so.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a way out of 1-8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Sean, I buy Jeeps left and right. If your car is on the money, I will buy it. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

All right, I got a. I got an 03 Wrangler with 68 V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so all the questions. Stick shift or automatic? Lift or stock?

[Caller]

Stock, stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard top, soft top software, air ac, yes or no on the air conditioner?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Soft, okay. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the back seats, there anything aftermarket, any bumpers, any wheels and tires, Anything you've done to it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I've got five wheels and tires on it. Just black. 18 inch wheels or. No, sorry. 16 inch wheels, black. And a winch on the front winch.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

Spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spring, Texas. All right. And it's a SE or a Sport or do you know.

[Caller]

X?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an X. All right. Stick, stock AC, soft top, average condition, 16 inch black wheel. Spring, Texas. And it's an X. Yeah. 68,000 miles. Oh, three. Seven grand.

[Turley]

Bam.

[Caller]

Seven grand. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work? Does that work?

[Caller]

Possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Possibly. Well, tell me More? Let's talk this through. What's possibly. I mean, what's your mission?

[Caller]

To sell the Jeep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'm offering you what I offer him. I forgot already. What did I offer you, Sean?

[Caller]

Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven. Oh, I offered you seven. Okay, I'll see. I'll give you six. Okay, so I've offered you seven. What? Why are you not saying yes?

[Caller]

Sean paid off. Clear title. Just worth keeping for seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

8,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Now we got to it. It took a minute, no problem. 8,500. If I come up to 8, do I buy the car? Now, remember, you gotta. You gotta take this into consideration. You're not having to run ads. You're not having a jack with a bunch of people that can't pay for it. We come to your house with a check in hand, you can go down and cash it. It's over. You don't have to do anything. So I. I get a little discount for that service. I would hope. I mean, your time's worse.

[Caller]

I'm a governor. Upload the pictures to the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me this. The soft top. What year was it replaced?

[Caller]

That, I don't know. I've only owned it for, like, four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice is the soft top? Because that's the variable on these things.

[Caller]

It's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It does not need to be replaced. It's not crazing around the edges. It hasn't turned orange. It's not. The threads aren't coming out.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

No, we're good there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. If I like the pictures, I'll give the 8500. If 8500, 500 buys it.

[Caller]

Roger that. I'll send the pictures up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and they'll get on it right now.

[Caller]

Do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Bob]

Roger that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rebel base, 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Ryan, beginning today, if you have a warrant, you better.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in the news better be watching.

[JD Ryan]

For the bad boys in your rearview mirror. More than 300 law enforcement agencies and courts from all across Texas are participating in the 2016 Great Texas Warrant Roundup. More reason for dopers to be paranoid. It's the ninth annual statewide effort. By the way, these are. These are traffic tickets or any kind of warrant. They will come to your office, they will come to your home. If they stop you, they'll take your car.

[Bob]

Today.

[JD Ryan]

Today. Sharks. I know. I get that. Today's the day. Why do you have warrant?

[Bob]

No, no. I mean, Saturday's always better.

[JD Ryan]

Saturday's better for you.

[Turley]

Yeah. Cuz that way you're in the weekend. You know, you could sit it out and be in working Monday, no problem.

[Bob]

You're not at work when they come and put you in cuffs and take you away.

[JD Ryan]

But it'll continue through the week.

[Bob]

That hot little number down secretarial pool sees you taking out handcuffs and you're done with her after that.

[JD Ryan]

It is believed to be the largest joint operation of its kind with arrests expected to continue for several days. All right, Johnny Manziel's back in the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I love Johnny Manziel stories.

[JD Ryan]

He's pounding champagne in a hotel Miami nightclub. A bizarre way to spend the night. Hours after folks in back in Texas said they may be putting out a warrant for his arrest. TMZ spokesperson with multiple witnesses including a staff member obtained a video showing the embattled QB drinking straight from what appears to be a champagne bottle. In story nightclub in Miami. Basically hours before Johnny hit the club, the Dallas Police Department announced that the investigation to alleged Mansell struck his ex girlfriend. You know, we all know that they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got a video of it.

[JD Ryan]

They got a video of him hitting his girlfriend.

[John Clay Wolf]

The valet at the hotel told a story. No. Yeah, they're sitting on it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that they're probably going to hit him.

[Bob]

You think so?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean like something like this will push it on over.

[JD Ryan]

Anyway, so now he's out drinking.

[Bob]

What's the charge? Is it just simple assault?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Is it aggravated assault?

[JD Ryan]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. What the. What's the difference? Aggravated mess. Does an aggravated assault mean you're mad when you assault somebody?

[JD Ryan]

One I don't get means you used a weapon. Oh, so doesn't mean you're angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aggravated. Why is it called aggravated?

[Bob]

I was so aggravated I assaulted her.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was agitated. She just wouldn't shut up.

[Bob]

No, but it can't be assault, family violence because they're not married. But is it just simple as domestic.

[JD Ryan]

No. Domestic violence, you don't have to be married. So domestic violence. And you don't have to be at home to be. To be involved in that. And that's very serious. It can't be up to a felony.

[Bob]

That's kind of unfair, isn't it?

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[Bob]

Well, I mean, how can it be domestic violence if you're at the china.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buffet, you know, because it's your wife.

[JD Ryan]

Or girlfriend, Chinese or boyfriend. Sometimes it's the other way around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, I'd like to put.

[Bob]

How could that be domestic violence?

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta watch. That's gonna be yours because I don't wanna. I don't wanna make anybody mad. And I hope they're not advertisers of this station.

[Bob]

Here we go. It's not funny.

[JD Ryan]

It's not funny. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been to the Golden Corral buffet?

[JD Ryan]

I have. Years ago. The worst.

[Caller]

Oh God, it's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God.

[Bob]

You gotta catch it right, man.

[JD Ryan]

No, here we go. Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you catch it right? Because I caught it wrong.

[Bob]

Don't ever go in there after. After 4, 20 in the afternoon.

[JD Ryan]

Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, there's a line and I. It is like. It's like a concentration camp in there. Little kids bad of. Of.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, old fat. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just nasty.

[Bob]

People let their little kids go. There's okra in the chocolate fountain. Yes.

[Turley]

Food's everywhere on the side.

[JD Ryan]

Really? I want to go just to laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, don't go to eat.

[JD Ryan]

Chip Foxworthy does their commercials.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was so disgusted, I just stopped.

[Turley]

I got to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a hungry person.

[JD Ryan]

What were you doing in there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I had my kids with me and they were looking for a pizza joint. Couldn't find any that you could sit down. And they want everything that's nasty too.

[JD Ryan]

Is it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, anything that's too cheap. Eh. And I'm like, golden crowd. They'll love that because it's got the ice cream, it's got the this and the chocolate fountain. Women in there. It was awful. All the. My kids, they're not picking, but no, they were like, man, even your kids. Yeah, these chicken wings go gnarly, dude. You got to put it in four wheel drive low to eat through that buffet down here.

[Bob]

They're probably bad. In the big, big city like where I come from, everybody seemed to love it there. It was packed, but there's never more than seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna get sick thinking about it. It was like bad experience.

[Turley]

It's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. You're with me.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

Well, the US Government is investigating complaints that the brakes could fail on your Ford F150 pickup truck. This is for 420, 000 pickups with the 3.5 liter six cylinder engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was the one in Burleson, Texas. The Golden Corral in Burleson, Texas. I'm sure the. All the other Golden Corral corrals listening area are great.

[JD Ryan]

And it was allegedly.

[Turley]

Allegedly this happened.

[JD Ryan]

The six cylinder engines from the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I made the whole thing up.

[JD Ryan]

2013 and 2014 models. By the way, in case you drive in one of those, the agency says they've had 33 complaints. No one's been killed yet.

[Bob]

So.

[JD Ryan]

So Ford's kind of going, we'll wait. We'll see.

[Bob]

It's all right.

[JD Ryan]

Could be all right. Kanye west probably isn't happy about all the people who've been pirating his new album. However, had the stopped him from pirating some stuff. He took a screenshot of his computer this week, and accidentally one of the little tabs that was open was Pirate Bay.

[Bob]

Oh, that's where all that stuff comes from.

[JD Ryan]

Pirate Bay is a place where you go steal music. So he took and he had his computer open for a totally different reason, but he left that open. So the guy who says, don't steal from me is stealing from other people? Apparently.

[Bob]

Just like Greg Abbott. Abbott, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife. What's so funny?

[Bob]

Just like Governor Pegleg Abbott, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, really?

[JD Ryan]

Is that. No. Okay.

[Bob]

His tree falls on him, right? And he sues the ass off the guy whose tree fell on him. And then he goes into into office in Texas state. Legendary. Makes it illegal to sue somebody for a tree falling on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Duty.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife got me good the other day.

[JD Ryan]

What did you do?

[Bob]

She's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I posted some Facebook pictures, a screenshot, and she texted me, said, you know that that porn site that you were looking at still open on the tabs. And I was like driving. I'm like, man, I wouldn't look at any porn site, man.

[JD Ryan]

He was just playing with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But I pulled over and I'm like, get it open. I was like, oh, my God. Ah, you got me. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

But she made you look, which tells you you're just as guilty.

[Bob]

John's spending a leisurely few minutes with slutload.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Easy killer.

[Bob]

That's not a dirty word, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have like a year.

[JD Ryan]

Anybody been on Tinder?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[JD Ryan]

Well, the dating application Tinder announced what kinds of jobs are more popular on Tinder. You have to put your athlete, your occupation in there. It came up with a list. The most right swiped jobs for men. And I'm going to run down the list very quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Swipe means get rid of of them.

[JD Ryan]

That means you like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Right. You swipe it to the right. These are the most liked jobs if you're a man. Number 15, military. 14. Police officer. 13, financial advisor. Ding ding. Number 12, personal trainer. And you're in good shape. Number 11, lawyer. Means you're rich. Number 10. I don't understand at all. College student. What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a cougar Number one.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Means you're a paramedic, so you got drugs. Number eight. Model means you're hot. Number seven. Engineer. You're smart. Number six. Don't get this one. Teacher.

[Turley]

Well, teachers are freaks, so.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they are, aren't they?

[JD Ryan]

Number five, Are you ready? Television, radio personality right next to me. How about you? Right next to number four, which is Dr. We're right. Television, radio personality.

[Turley]

So that's what the. That's the payoff. However.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, however, I believe believes they mean more like Jimmy Kimmel little less than J.D. ryan. For number four is doctor. Number three, no doubt firefighter. Number two is entrepreneur. Number one. Pilot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pilot.

[JD Ryan]

So you're two at the top.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. I feel so loved.

[JD Ryan]

And do you care about women's jobs or not?

[Turley]

Is there a stripper on there?

[JD Ryan]

Let me look here. Hold on. Well, there's model at number 10. All right, there is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a model.

[Turley]

Anyway.

[JD Ryan]

PR Communications. Number four, though.

[Turley]

They are hot. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. There's interior design.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real estate. Girls are hot.

[JD Ryan]

Real estate's on there, especially the apartment renter. Personal trainers. Number 14.

[Turley]

Babysitter.

[JD Ryan]

Flight attendants. Number 13. Let me look here. Nurse. Same thing. Model. Let me look here. Babysitter. Now, that would be good, though.

[Turley]

Babysitter.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Physical therapist is number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Really.

[Turley]

Well, yeah, they're strong.

[JD Ryan]

They're strong and they know how to run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, you're married. Do you lay in your bed and look at your phone? Like, do you look up and see you're holding your phone and she's holding her phone, and y' all are, like, doing your phone thing in bed where we used to watch TV together.

[Turley]

Now we'll share stories back and forth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you see this?

[Turley]

You see that? Yeah, that's. That's the new thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I turned off my. Like, I turn off my volume, click it to vibrate, so when I touch the buttons, it doesn't click, click, click. Because she yells at me. And now she yells at. At me because she hears my finger tapping the screen.

[JD Ryan]

This is a bad sign. We're getting to that point where I don't like the way you eat. I don't like the way you breathe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Breathing. I breathe. Breathe funny.

[JD Ryan]

I don't like the way you chew. That's what. That's what I got when I was married.

[Bob]

Nitpicking little things.

[Turley]

Oh, you just think you'll be sleeping in one room and she'll be in the other.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it was like. Everything was so cute when you Were dating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[JD Ryan]

I just love the way, you know how your lips smack when you eat. And I was like, if you breathe one more time, I'm going to kill you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She made an accusation towards me the other day that I chuckled inside.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she said the only way to get my attention to talk to her is if we're talking about me.

[Bob]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, are you listening? I'm like, yeah. She's like, let me change it and just start talking about me. She's like, now I've got your undivided attention.

[JD Ryan]

Wow. Breast. Are you. Because what is that Fuller House you were watching the other night? The whole family's in the room watching this TV show together, and all John can see is boobs on the tv.

[Turley]

Yeah, they're the break. He's like, come here, look at this.

[Bob]

They are notable boobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's ridiculous. Yeah, but they shouldn't be throwing cleavage out like that on a family show.

[JD Ryan]

They gotta keep the dads interested. Charlie was right. They gotta keep the dads hooked.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Fuller House. This girl, it was ridiculous. I mean, it was. It was like she was one of.

[JD Ryan]

The really little ones when she was. The original show, I just realized the.

[Turley]

Title, Fuller House, Fuller Bra.

[JD Ryan]

And they've got him. And they've got him on display in the show. Now.

[Bob]

This show didn't have. Sackett was nowhere near the reunion show, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. He's all over it.

[Bob]

Is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Wow. They're all over it. Mary Kate, National.

[Bob]

Why would he do that, man?

[JD Ryan]

Why? Well, he needs the money.

[Bob]

It's horrible show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It made him rich.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Made him rich and famous.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could be wrong.

[Bob]

I never saw the show when it was on. I think I was doing six to midnight somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you saw it now, you would watch it.

[Bob]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, it's ridiculous. The body on this girl that they're throwing around.

[JD Ryan]

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