#211 John Clay Wolfe Show 08.17.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #211 Summary

Air Date: August 17, 2019
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Notable Co-Hosts & Contributors: Bobbo (Bobby Brown), J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, Shannon (Manager)
Main Themes: Cars, pop culture, live call-in car valuations, news, sports, classic rock, and irreverent banter

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers its signature blend of car talk, current events, pop culture debates, and off-the-cuff humor. The bulk of the episode revolves around live, often comedic, appraisals of caller’s vehicles, discussions on classic TV and music, and panel banter around headline news, politics, and social commentary—all laced with distinctly unfiltered and rapid-fire Texan wit.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Jeffrey Epstein & Conspiracy Theories

• Discussion: The show dives into the Epstein death, riffing on conspiracy theories about his alleged suicide and the tendency for wild, meme-fueled speculation on social media, including jokes about Hillary Clinton and President Trump’s tweets.
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “Went in as a swinger, came out as a hanger.” – John Clay Wolfe (02:51)
  • “When the current presidency is tweeting publicly about the fact that the men that preceded him killed this freak job… that's a very, very good thing you brought up.” – John Clay Wolfe (04:07)

2. Pop Culture: Saved by the Bell, 90210, and '90s TV Reboots

• Discussion: A comical, slightly nostalgic ranking of “Saved by the Bell” cast members’ attractiveness evolves into commentary about TV show reboots, womanizing, and perceptions of cast members (“MILF” talk, later career trajectories, etc.).
• Memorable Quotes:
  • “Kelly Kapowski was hotter than Jesse in Saved by the Bell, but by the time they got to their mid-20s, Jesse was hotter than Kelly.” – John Clay Wolfe (11:20)
  • “She’s got a great set of cans. She’s a little thick, but… she’s like 42. She’s a MILF.” – J.D. Ryan & John Clay Wolfe (11:08–11:15)
• Timestamps:
  • Start at 10:01, continues intermittently through 18:00

3. Live Car Appraisals & Inside Givemethevin.com

• Discussion: Callers get their cars valuated live on air, with much of the humor and competition centering on "who's bidding the wood" (i.e., making high offers), in-fighting among staff over aggressive bids, and the process behind the wholesale/retail car buying/selling business.
• Featured Segment:
  • Manager drama: The character "Mixing" is described as being risk-averse, while "Ken" is "throwing all the wood" (high bids), leading to workplace tension and comedy.
• Fun Quote:
  • “You and wood go way back, and you’ve been paying it for a long time… now you’ve brought that into our system, and you’re freaking everybody out.” – John Clay Wolfe to Ken (74:25)
• Timestamps:
  • Major segment at 66:07–77:58, with car calls throughout

4. Classic Rock, Woodstock, and Music Nerd-Outs

• Discussion: The panel geeks out on Woodstock’s 50th anniversary—who’s alive, who’s dead, biggest acts and paydays—then segues to more current acts failing at reunion concerts (Woodstock 50 cancellation), the enduring popularity of bands like Oasis and the merits of country supergroup The Highwomen.
• Notable Information:
  • Woodstock musician pay: Hendrix ($20,000), Blood, Sweat & Tears ($15,000), Joan Baez ($10,000), etc. (176:11)
  • Comparison of original and modern-day band member status
• Quotes:
  • “There’s more dead people than we’re coming up with.” – John Clay Wolfe (40:12)
• Timestamps:
  • Woodstock discussion: 37:43–46:10, 176:11–178:55

5. Politics, Public Gaffes, and Broadcasting Mishaps

• Discussion: Extensive breakdown (with audio playbacks) of Joe Biden’s “poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids” gaffe, compared to Wolf Blitzer’s Katrina broadcast blunder (“...so poor and so black”). The segment unpacks both the intent and racial implications, alongside jokes about political correctness and broadcasting brain farts.
• Quotes:
  • “He said, ‘Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids’.” – Bobbo (27:03)
  • “As Jack Cafferty just pointed out so tragically, so many of these people… they are so poor and they are so black.” – Wolf Blitzer audio (31:44)
• Timestamps:
  • Biden segment: 26:54–32:04
  • Recap/broadcasting slips: 129:51–132:09

6. Listener Calls: Troubleshooting Broadcasts & Social Commentary

• Discussion: Callers chime in about static on east coast affiliates, leading to in-studio theorizing about station sabotage. Car callers discuss classics, valuation, and a running joke about how the alleged weight and habits of a car’s driver affects appraisal (“the cheeseburger factor”).
• Quote:
  • “Send me pictures of your wife and the car, and we’ll get this all hammered out.” – John Clay Wolfe (90:38)

7. Family, Fatherhood, and Generational Gaps

• Discussion: John recounts interactions with his kids—advising his 7th-grader about football positions, grilling his daughter about boys, and handling “first boyfriend” anxieties. The show teases the idea of bringing future boyfriends on-air for a live grilling.
• Quote:
  • “You’re in the complete trust zone. Until you’re not.” – John Clay Wolfe (114:00)

8. Irreverent Skits & Running Characters

• Content: Elvis, Ozzy Osbourne, and Rush Limbaugh spoof visits pop up, lampooning celebrity culture and drug stories.
• Highlights:
  • Elvis recounts his “Woodstock experience” as the world’s largest airplane-impersonator
  • Show closes with a mock-prayer for Mixon’s (the manager) heart health

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps):

• Epstein Jokes: “Went in as a swinger, came out as a hanger.” – John Clay Wolfe (02:51)
• On Saved By the Bell: “Kelly Kapowski was hotter than Jesse in Saved by the Bell, but by the time they got to their mid-20s, Jesse was hotter than Kelly.” – John Clay Wolfe (11:20)
• On Bidding Cars: “You and wood go way back, and you’ve been paying it for a long time.” – John Clay Wolfe (74:29)
• On Biden Gaffe: “He said, ‘Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids’.” – Bobbo (27:03)
• On Woodstock Dead/Alive: “There’s more dead people than we’re coming up with.” – John Clay Wolfe (40:12)
• On Vehicle Appraisals: “Send me pictures of your wife and the car, and we’ll get this all hammered out.” – John Clay Wolfe (90:38)
• On Raising Daughters: “You’re in the complete trust zone. Until you’re not.” – John Clay Wolfe (114:00)

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Important Segments (Timestamps)

• Epstein Conspiracies: 02:03–04:49
• Saved by the Bell Debate: 10:01–18:00
• Broadcast Static Complaints: 08:57, 57:54
• Car Valuations / Givemethevin.com Inside Drama: 66:07–77:58, frequent throughout
• Woodstock, Classic Rock Discussion: 37:43–46:10, 176:11–178:55
• Biden Gaffe Discussion: 26:54–32:04, 129:51–131:13
• Family & Parenting Stories: 107:34–114:00
• Listener Call-in Shenanigans: Interspersed throughout, major at 51:13–54:59, 163:11–167:32

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Tone and Language

The show is highly informal, quick-witted, and loyal to the colloquial, sometimes edgy banter of blue-collar, Texas-rooted AM radio. The language, while mostly FCC-safe, is filled with playful crudeness, double entendre, and unapologetic riffs on sex, race, and politics. The hosts’ tone is relentlessly self-deprecating, irreverent, and interactive, with punchlines delivered as rapid-fire as the appraisal quotes.

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Conclusion

This episode encapsulates everything that makes The John Clay Wolfe Show a cult favorite among car lovers and pop-culture junkies: rapid-fire humor, mischievous car deals and inside baseball on dealer culture, hilariously blunt debates on nostalgia and pop culture, plus headline news dissected with utter disregard for privilege or pretension. Whether they’re evaluating a used King Ranch, arguing best “Saved by the Bell” crush, or lampooning the news cycle, the hosts stick the landing with memorable quips and a live-wire unpredictability that rewards listeners for staying tuned, no cap (133:01).

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For the Full Experience

• Listen beginning at [02:03] for peak conspiracy/humor
• Check out [27:03] and [31:44] for Biden and Wolf Blitzer gaffes
• Dive in at [66:07] for inside dealership drama
• Hear a great “Saved by the Bell” debate [10:01–18:00]
• For parenting reality checks, catch [107:34–114:00]

End of Summary

Transcript

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Today, broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, look at you. You look like some damn Euro trash dress dressed up to go to a damn Texas party over in France.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm really worried about dad. Don't worry, Katie. Someday we're gonna get all the radio money.

[Radio Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

If that's your material for your private time, then you need to change stations. What?

[Radio Announcer]

Now? John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Don't change stations yet, man. We just got here. It's awfully nice to see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

My.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And it's Bobbo on the radio for this week's edition of the John Clay Wolf Show. There's my friend J.D. ryan, right over here, Bubble.

[Michael Turley]

How are you, sir? How is everyone in big one?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Where the hell have you been? I've just been hanging around. Okay, you've been. But you've been here? You didn't.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You didn't go back the islands or anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I've been here all week.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I have not. I haven't seen hide nor hair of you.

[Michael Turley]

I've been here.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I guess that spell's busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We get in shape like that when I don't see at all.

[Michael Turley]

You've been busy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I guess we all have. Is. Are you. Are you all right?

[Michael Turley]

I'm doing fine. Did something happen?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm not aware of Nothing at all.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Not at all. It's. I mean, it's. It's been just blindingly busy. You can ask John about it, man, if it's. If it's been busy around here. Yeah, A lot of. A lot of chores going by and just work stuff, you know, Nothing really, I think, worth mentioning specifically that I can think of. I was hoping you would have something. Oh, because I haven't seen anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[Michael Turley]

Seriously, I see where we're going.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a damn thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I read that. Good morning, everybody. I read that the coroner decided yesterday. Not the coroner, but the US Whoever. Whoever says the guy got murdered or hung himself. Epstein hung himself.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he did.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his lawyers are arguing. No, he didn't. You know, he was killed by Hillary. Her cold, bare hands or whatever the theory is.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The lawyers are really saying that no no, I'm.

[Michael Turley]

You're making it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is that how it's going to go?

[Michael Turley]

No, I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, we're on in. On the east coast. So the thin, the thick, the. The skin is a little bit thicker than the. Than the liberals in Colorado and California. So we'll be okay. So, yes, they. They declared him a hanger.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, that was since day one. That was the case.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, went in as a swinger, came out as a hanger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, there's the punchline. That's what he was trying to get to.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, good job.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There's a country song in there.

[Michael Turley]

Just a swing.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it go?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Swinger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where is.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Isn't that John Hanger?

[Michael Turley]

It is.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have him somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is your John Anderson? Is your guitar in tune? I say we go all the way with it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I was just trying to bang her. Wound up a hanger. Well, son of a bitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm dead in this ditch.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're writing a song here, everybody.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Ladies and gentlemen, that's maybe. Maybe that should have been our approach with the whole Epstein thing, man. That's so crazy that. You know, our esteemed president Donald J. Trump actually tweeted a couple of Hillary things before they put the shock collar on him and made him stop last Sunday or thereabouts. It was definitely after our show. And I thought, oh, my God, what a strange. What a strange time we've been living in for a couple of years, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

When the President gets on and starts tweeting murder theories about the ex president's life or himself. No, I mean, that's a very, very good thing you brought up, right? I mean, when the current presidency is tweeting publicly about the fact that the men that preceded him killed this freak job.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Themselves in the New York City jail.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Just any conspiracy theory that comes up. You know, I heard they've got a bat baby in New York City. He's half bat. I saw this on the news. The actual news, not the fake news. He's half bat, half baby. So sad. You know, that's not what. That's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a sucker cousin like that once. He was from West Virginia.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He was just flap all day, flap and flap. He bite you, his little suckers will bite you.

[J.D. Ryan]

The tweets might. There's a good reason. Maybe because there's audio of Donald Trump drunk again. Oh, yes. Our esteemed president. Yes, this is. This is Trump here.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, listen, China, We need help. All our steel mills are closed. Oh, damn it. Steel, please. We don't make steel anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, I think that explains a lot of those weird tweets.

[Michael Turley]

Where did laughter come from? Oh, did we dump that in? That's hilarious.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He's just. He's a great draw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like it was on the Seinfeld sound stage.

[Michael Turley]

That's what I was thinking. Like, was he on Seinfeld this week?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, he's a great draw. Anywhere he goes, dude, he does.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's doing standup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten bucks ahead.

[Michael Turley]

Donald Trump, one night, the comedy club.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not saying that he killed her, but she did it. Oh, my God. Yeah. Oddities. Oddities. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. In other news, if you'd like to sell your car.

[Michael Turley]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can go to givemetheven.com that's the sponsor of this show, giveme the vin.com says here that if they don't beat your current carmax offer, the host of the radio show will actually kiss your ass or offer you $100 bill. That's about as weird as our presidency.

[Michael Turley]

Whichever you prefer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or he'll tweet about you. Do you tweet, Bob? Are you tweeter?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm trying. I'm trying. You've. You've completely passed me on that. Yeah, I. I'm proud to say I introduced John to the. To the Twitness.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, are you tweeting the Twitters? I'm down with the Twitness.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right. You. You're doing, you know, multiples a day. I forget about the thing. I get these.

[John Clay Wolf]

These multiples a week.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I get notifications in my Yahoo mail sometimes say, hey, look at Twitter. Look what they done. And I go over and I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot all about Twitter. Wow, it's still there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember when Yahooing was going into the grocery store and grabbing some beer and knocking over the clerk on the way out and forgetting to pay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You could be a star.

[John Clay Wolf]

They love you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Grabbing by the Yahoo.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Yahoo. And in my day, you could pick them up. If you did it with a friend, you could pick up the clerk at the convenience store. Oh, yeah, like, use them like a. Like a blocking back. Ah, you could. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

When you're 18, 19, you know everybody in town, you know, you could pick up anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're, you know, you're running a play. You got the beer. It's after hours. You pulled it out of the cooler at the 7 11, you know, 44 dive, ready, break. So you've got the twelver, and you've got your boy in front of you and he's leading. It's an I formation out of the beer store. And so the clerk is there between the counter and the door. And your homeboy runs in front of you and you run real close with him. But keep that beer. Keep the pocket tight, one arm on the bottom, one arm on the top so nobody can strip it loose. And your guy could clip that clerk, you know, just give him a good shiver on the way out. Knock him out because he's typically only about a buckle five and he's foreign and he's got. He might not even have papers.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Protect the 12 pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Protect the 12 pack. Blast out the door and then your block and back will come out behind you.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, you're talking about stealing beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yahooing.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, that was yahooing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was yahooing.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nowadays you probably get shot, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, you would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, y' all are so serious. Good morning, Marilyn. How are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm pretty good. I'm not calling about a car. I listen to your show every Saturday. Static started on it as soon as it hit 8 o' clock here on the east coast and it's terrible. It's really hard to hear the program. I don't know if there's anything you can do about it, but I just wanted to let you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that is terrible. And are you listening to the stream.

[Michael Turley]

Or you're listening to big 100?

[Caller/Listener]

Big 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I appreciate the heads up and in. When we go to commercial break here in four minutes, I'm gonna put you on hold. I'm gonna put you on hold. Hey, D.J. okay, we've got a guy on, on the phone. That's when we go to commercial break. I want him to tell you what, he's here in D.C. or Maryland on the air on there when they're playing the commercials, then that'll tell us if the problem is their problem or our problem. Makes sense. Thank you for calling. I'm gonna put you on hold for a second. Huh? I was wondering why it's so quiet out there. That's too bad. Bob, do you have any numbers for guys out there that are emergency situations? I guess. Chipuski.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly Kapowski.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I've got every number there is, man. Capuji. Jeff Kapuji. That's our guy out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you were going to stick with one, would you have gone with Kelly Kapowski or the one that wound up playing a stripper in that movie with Demi Moore?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Kelly Kapowski.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking about Saved by The Saved by the Bell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, yeah. Elizabeth Berkeley. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

She put out. So I would go with her.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Berkeley put out more. Yeah, More than that other one. Tiffany Amber Thyssen. She seemed kind of easy, kind of sleazy. She was kind of a hooer in 90210. I mean, not to not.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

She was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, we're talking about stuff now that I have, you know, competency in. Well, and this is content that this is a conversation. I might not be able to talk football with you, but 902 1. But 90210 1. Saved by the bell. I'm on this.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I think they're rebooting those shows at least 90. Of course they have now. Does that mean that she's going to be on it again? Tiffany. And how does she look?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

She still got a great set of cans. She's a little thick, but she's, you know, mom. Okay. She's like 42.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's a MILF. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got big natural.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, will she have a daughter on the show?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. But Kelly Kapowski was on. Kelly was hotter than Jesse and Saved by the Bell, but by the time they got to their mid-20s, Jesse was hotter than Kelly.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't know, man. I like that. That Latina thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. What the hell does that do? She's not a Mexican mama.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There's a little one on Saved by the Bell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. That's the little black girl. Good morning. You're there.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, fellas. I'm listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the accidental Race. I'm sorry, what did you say?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm listening on big 100. It's loud and clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loud and clear.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that guy must have a perfect signal.

[John Clay Wolf]

That guy must be driving a Kia.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm driving an Audi.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're driving an Audi and you can hear well, and he's driving a Kia and it sounds like S. And he's wondering what's wrong. I've told y', all, these Kias suck. Put him.

[J.D. Ryan]

See if he's there and see if he's driving a Kia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who if the other guy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, you want to take.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Caller/Listener]

You want to take a car call?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure. Audi. I mean, are you gonna sell it? I don't waste my time if you're not gonna sell it. No, that's like, hey, do you want to see my boobs? No. I mean, unless you're gonna put out. Thanks. Glad we tickled him pink.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, he was really amused.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba was tickling his taint.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes. Is the. Is the other guy on hold? Do we still have him?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

We should.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We should ring him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly Kapowski. There was a. Was the little black girl and then she was in. Was she in Saved by the bell or was she a turtle? Clueless.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't. That was. Yeah, that was clueless.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Didn't say by the bell. Did not have a little Latina girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What the hell was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

They were completely racist against Latino. They had Mario and they made him a freaking star.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they turned a Mexican into a big star. He'll be running. He'll be your son's president.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Mario Lopez.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Later, later.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll be your prince. I mean, look at the. Look at the guns on Mario. I mean, he's like. All these kids are all jacked and whacked out. Zach. What did Zach wind up doing for save with a bill?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, he's in like, like B list. Straight to DVD action films now and some of the Christian exploitation movies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Screech is doing stand up comedy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screech sucks. Screech is bad. Screech is hated. And he's racial. I mean, he's just not a good person.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, seriously, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. He's like, got a drug problem and he went totally different from what he's on the ass end of hard time.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yes. Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's worse than J.J. from Good Times. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Forgive me the VIN.com. be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

The best way to prevent shark attacks.

[Michael Turley]

Is by not going in the ocean.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The Ocean's their turf.

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Hit them up right now. 1-800-800-RODIO.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You'll never be attacked by a shark on land.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sharks don't come on to land because they're afraid they'll get shot.

[Radio Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this debate about Saved by the Bell and Kelly Kapowski versus Jesse continued off air.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I can't believe. Okay, during the break, when you're talking about Kelly Kapowski, I thought you were talking about Elizabeth Berkeley.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I was not. I was talking about Tiffany, Amber, Theos and Bison.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm looking at her thyroid. She's the brunette, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's the one that you thought was Spanish.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I thought she was Latina.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just because she's got brunette doesn't mean she's from Mexico.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I know, I know, I know. But she's got beautiful tan skin. I think Saved by the Bell may have been a little after my, like, TV watching Years in the Afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. come here. And then it brought up this whole thing. He said, she looks like my girlfriend from high school.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

She kind of does.

[John Clay Wolf]

And here's. Here's his girlfriend from high school. I'm not allowed to use her name. Okay, and then here's. We'll do some more. Let's see. Turley, that's Bob's current day. Hang on. So there's gotta be more here. So. Oh, yeah, Here you go. She's got some tats, some big tats. But so does Tiffany. And then here. Here's Tiffany. Look at her tat. But I'm gonna say. And then here's, like, Tiffany before she got 45 and she was at her prime. Bob, I'm gonna say your dream boat and homeboy both have brown hair. I mean, they both have brown hair. And one of them looks Mexican. Tiffany. Not that that would be bad. Tiffany looks more Italian.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

She. She'd give you some spaghetti before she took you to the Met, right?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, with a name like Kapowski.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agreed. I mean, I mean, that's not Polish.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Nobore. Tula familia is.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you know that that name, Kapowski was her stage name. Yeah, that was not her real name.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'd date her.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's very liberal. She's very vocal in the Twitter world.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Is she really?

[John Clay Wolf]

You. You would still love to date her. And you would get all off. She'd turn you into left wing idiot in a heartbeat. And you'd love every minute of it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

She would. I'd be a whip sucker. I'd be A whip sucker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whip down, dog.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm kind of wanting to be a whip sucker these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll switch parties, you'll switch religions, you'll switch ethnicities if you need to, you'll switch genders. You just want a good one. Talking to, becoming a woman.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, I've got a nice one that I run around with. She's a thousand miles out there. That's starting to kind of happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

A thousand miles from nowhere.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Frustrated, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she. Is she still in Muscle Shoals?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, she's still. It's great. You know, we. We hang when we can.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, in Muscle Shoals, they had the Swampers.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Song or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've got nothing here in. In town. I mean, there's only five and a half million people that live here.

[Michael Turley]

So Muscle Shoals is not going well.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you would like to date Bobbo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Muscle Shells is going great.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, then why are we talking? You got a girlfriend?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to interview women for Bobbo. Let's just call it Operation Get Bobo Laid.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. So we're gonna go further east, right? Try to grab somebody from the East Coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna go. This is a national broadcast. We have. We have tentacles around the country. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I think there could be benefits from. For, like, something in Colorado.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, it's the game show everybody's.

[Michael Turley]

Been waiting for, ladies and gentlemen. It's fine. Bobbo, a Colorado girl. Welcome to the show. Our host, John Clay. Walt.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not on in Colorado for another 30 minutes. Let's get Bobble laid, everybody. You know, actually, we're. We're not on in Colorado for two hours.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, I like D.C. girls, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they a little Latina, John?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

At this point, it just doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I want to understand the path of an immigrant.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to understand the path of an immigrant.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. Not all those. The accidental racist. Well, when you're up on the east coast and you're seeing the immigrants, they're much different than Texas immigrants. You know, that, that Eddie Murphy coming to America thing, That's more up there. That's where. But, but like the, the Mexicans, They don't go that far.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, to the. They're not entering from the East Coast. Is that what you're saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

But then you got the, the French Canadians that ended up in New Orleans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now how the hell that happened?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, the old empires, man. The Spanish Empire, French empire. You know, they all sent explorers after Columbus kind of opened the gate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Won't even go to Muscle Shoals to get laid.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They all, they all came out this way. Right. Looking for various, you know, treasures and geography and meeting the Indians and there's a lot of, you know, for good and bad reasons. The French, I think, really concentrated in the extreme far north and in Nova Scotia.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And in the Yucatanian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colder than the well diggers in Nova Scotia, America.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And that's where they land, you know. Do you ever see two mules for sister Sarah? You know, France used to own what we call Mexico today.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that have to do with coon asses?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, and, and you know, Louisiana too.

[John Clay Wolf]

France used to own Louisiana. Yes, absolutely.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Much of all of. Actually, Louisiana purchased most of Missouri.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's why they left Canada and went to Louisiana was because the French owned Louisiana and they knew they could make it there safely. We, there wasn't a wall, there wasn't a paper problem, there wasn't a racial issue. We. The airplanes weren't out. Right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They had to walk or ride their horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how does it go from that to Kunis?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I think just a mix of cultures. You know, any seaport town. Any seaport town, you look at New York, Liverpool, you know, New Orleans, Galveston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we're, we're identifying where you need to be searching seaport towns. We're on in Corpus. That starts in like, I don't know if Corpus starts at 9 or 8. That's a close seaport town. I don't, you know, and there's a lot of Latinos. That's what you need.

[Caller/Listener]

Bob. Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What's gonna happen is next time I talk to Annie, I'm gonna have to answer all these questions.

[Michael Turley]

RADIO but it's all right. Made it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you marry a Mexican national to make her legal?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You know what, it's amazing you bring that up because I've been thinking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

All those Honduras, you got something to offer?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Ecuadorians, you know, they're coming up here, they're scot free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell your plasma and then sell your love for a green card.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They might have three or four children, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio but they're damn sure fit.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I mean, they've walked a thousand miles. And I'm gonna look into that after this on the John Clay Wolf show.

[Radio Announcer]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Did you say you need a drink?

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then there's fighting words.

[Radio Announcer]

Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RADIO. Speaking of marijuana now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did my dad say the other day? We're talking about somebody. Oh, my cousin who got in trouble when she was younger. He's like, in, like, she was like 20 years old. And he's like, yeah. And she was also smoking that marijuana. Smoking that marijuana take you straight to hell. I was like thinking, it's legal now. And I don't think that's her problem. She's got other problems, but any of that. Baltimore Ravens defensive player, the last Super Bowl, a big star. Who am I thinking of?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ed Reed. That's their biggest star from 2012.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe running back. Who was there? Who, who was the Ravens big running back?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you're talking. We don't really want to get into that subject, do you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's wrong?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ray Rice.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's your, oh, no, no, no. That's the one that hit the gal in the elevator, right? No, I've got his jersey up on the wall.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's from the Ravens.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's another one.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I mean, Flacco is a quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ray Lewis is before that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look at a picture of Ray Lewis. No, it's not Ray Lewis. This guy, huge neck, like all of them. No, that's, that's not really Suggs little thuggy, natural.

[J.D. Ryan]

I, I, I don't know where you're going.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just trying to. I'm thinking of. There's an NFL player on the Ravens that was a national name, and I was wondering what happened to him, just randomly, and I can't. I'll come up with it. Maybe it wasn't the Ravens. So they went to the football. The Ravens were 2012 Super Bowl, I believe. That's right.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they win or lose?

[J.D. Ryan]

Lost or what did they do? No, they won. They beat the Niners at that time.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[J.D. Ryan]

When was Kaepernick. Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Throwing. Yes. Did you see that, the parallel Paralympic deal the other day? Which one? The wheelchair games did not. Everybody stayed seated in protest of the, the athletes, all of them. None of them got up for the national anthem.

[Caller/Listener]

Huh?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Like a mass protest. What's wrong? What's, what's their grievance?

[John Clay Wolf]

The same as Kaepernick. Huh. And there was also that kid this last week. You didn't see where he, he kneeled down at the award ceremony, took A knee. He was protesting.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No, I didn't see it. That's what they do sometimes, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got that, you know, the bad handicap joke. I can say just. Just terrible. It was the terrible handicap joke.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Was it a joke?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a joke. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobbo, how did you not get that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the joke about the guys in the wheelchair couldn't get up to. To accept the awards?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, they're sitting in a wheelchair.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I was in a wheelchair for two years. Right. Never supposed to walk again. I owe it. But my wheelchair friends, they still have senses of humor. I know they do.

[Michael Turley]

I did the time Joe Biden said to that guy in the wheelchair, There he is now. Stand up and tell the guy to stand up. It was in a chair. Yes, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's that stupid?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you get. You not. I'm not sure. Stupid. That's pretty stupid.

[Michael Turley]

But you get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, that's pretty stupid.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He's a gaffer.

[Michael Turley]

You get tied up in the moment, and then you go, there he is. Let's. Let's bring him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Bring him up's fine.

[Michael Turley]

No, he said let him stand. There it is right now. Let him stand up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The one from last week was so. So just timeless. Joe Biden. What was that? And I like Joe Biden. Okay. I think a return to normalcy would be just ride in my wheelhouse, okay? But his gaffs are sometimes so priceless. You know, poor kids are every bit as intelligent as white kids. He said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He literally said that.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I didn't say that. That's a quote.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did not. Yes, he did.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, wait, wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slow it down. For the people who are hard of hearing, that. What did he say?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

This is not me, folks. And this is not endorsed by the John Clay Wolf show whatsoever. But it was big news last week. If you guys miss it, Joe Biden in a campaign speech, literally said. And I know as well as you do that poor kids are every bit as intelligent as white kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think this is it right here.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I mean, you, grandpa and the other.

[Caller/Listener]

Thing we should do is we should challenge these students. We should challenge students in these schools to have advanced placement programs.

[John Clay Wolf]

In these schools, we have this notion that somehow if you're poor, you cannot do it.

[Caller/Listener]

Poor kids are just as bright and just as talent as white kids.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There you go. Wealthy kids kind of clapping, but they're kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I mean, but think how we think about it now. He cya pretty good there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said white kids. Dramatic pause. And then he saw the Asians Yeah, I mean, why did he have to bring the Asians right behind the whites? Shouldn't the Asians have been in front of the whites?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It almost implies a hierarchy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does. Wait, let's go through his. His hierarchy of classification of ethnicity one more time just to see how he really feels about who is what. This notion that somehow if you're poor, you cannot do it.

[Caller/Listener]

Poor kids are just as bright and just as talent as white kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids. I really mean it. But think how we think about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

So wealthy is before four black kids.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a race. I guess it's a race.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that. I wish I could hear his mind when he said that poor kids are just as talented as white kids. And 1, 2, 3. And then he's talking to himself, and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then wealthy comes in his mind.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's like one of those old dual track roller coasters. Whining.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then he's like, oh, I saw a black person. So I got to say black person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black kid.

[Michael Turley]

And then somebody from his group goes, wait a minute.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, oh, yeah, cover this up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wealthy. Say wealthy, Joe.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He's the Asian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Asian.

[Michael Turley]

The voice in his head.

[Caller/Listener]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

That isn't right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We all have the talent to compare and contrast inside our minds, and it's instantaneous for most of us. Poor, wealthy. You know, poor, wealthy. Poor kids are every bit as intelligent as wealthy kids, is what he meant to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he said white. He said white, and for that, he does not deserve to be the president. Who else, if he could tr. If a real president in this day and age would have said that and stood by it and not move? And then he would have retweeted it. Double down, double down, double down on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It said, poor kids are just as talented as white kids. Do y' all hear me? Those poor kids are just as good as those white kids.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And not just the American white kids tweet that. The white kids in Finland, the white kids in Nova Scotia, even in the Carolinas.

[Michael Turley]

It's smart.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Inbred white kids. Outbred white kids.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Inboard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Outboard. Whatever it takes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You remember the Wolf Blitzer line after the hurricane in New Orleans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not even gonna say it out loud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sucking and blowing or something.

[Michael Turley]

No, they were showing pictures of people walking through the water, and they were all.

[John Clay Wolf]

The first hurricane. The looter.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Katrina.

[John Clay Wolf]

These people were walking the New Orleans.

[Michael Turley]

Looter photo to their waist, walking out of the water, right? And he said, These poor, these folks in New Orleans, they are. I'm setting myself up for this. The people that were on television happened to be black at that moment. Okay, so he said these people are. They are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear Your recall from 65 year old white guy what happened in a disaster with African Americans. You know, blame it on. Well, that's what he said. Something you remembered. So you.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I'm stopping.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What did he say?

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he say?

[Michael Turley]

He said these people are so poor and they're so black.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what he said.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you, JD.

[Michael Turley]

That's what he said? Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'll never hear that again.

[Michael Turley]

That one will be on. That one will be on my epitaph. I know, I know, I know. I heard it in my head when I said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Individuals continuing to do what we've been.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Seeing for days now, simply walking through the water.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have to assume it's disgusting water.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And rapidly becoming disease filled water.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just trying to get to some location with what meager possession they have. We see that picture over and over and over again.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

As much as you see that picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Though, you simply get chills every time.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You see these poor individuals.

[John Clay Wolf]

As Jack Cafferty just pointed out so tragically, so many of these people, almost all of them that we see are so poor and they are so black.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And this is going to raise lots of questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Questions.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

The black people better be laughing too, because that's funny to listen to that old goofy bastard with that slip.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you so old and so Jewish. I don't get it.

[Michael Turley]

Well, what happens is they, they have, they, they had to keep talking. They gotta fill 30 minutes of news and they run out of stuff to say. So some of these.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that feels.

[Michael Turley]

Someone's talking in his ear and he's thinking about something else and he's just rattling and that just came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was there a, like, was there a producer in his ear saying say so poor and so black.

[Michael Turley]

Stretch. You get 30 seconds to the break. Just stretch. Bring up that thing that your other friend said. Okay?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No, no, but by the time you're seeing people walk in the water, Wolf's been on the air for like 30 hours.

[Michael Turley]

Right, right. You got to put it in context.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What else are you going to say?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's running out of BS a little bit.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Like after a plane crash, they talk for 30, 40 minutes an hour about the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wong.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how it happens. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Okay, D.C. do you have any quick traffic? Well, we've only got 16 seconds. We'll get it when we get back. Okay, we're coming back to Network. You're big 100. You're our only station right now, but starting at your 9 o', clock, we're adding 20 more. So we're going to kind of start over here in a minute. When we come back, my name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars to radio. And we'll be right back.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

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[Caller/Listener]

Got it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Good. Sell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

We suck, but we're proud.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my creative genius name.

[Radio Announcer]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Caller/Listener]

Now.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Keep up the good work, guys.

[Radio Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that guy's name? That character?

[J.D. Ryan]

Elliot, our program director.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Elliot.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not a character. That is our program director. Good morning, Elliot. Good morning to everyone. Good morning Dallas, Houston, Oklahoma City, South Louisiana. Who else out there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Las Vegas. It's early in Las Vegas. Hour number two in D.C. remember anyone, we start an hour earlier than we used to for the east coast feed. And you can grab that hour at our website, Jungle Wolf. Texans that love us. If you want to hear us in that first hour when we're not on the air in Texas Ish. And the Southern states, you can grab it@john claywolf.com stream or big 100 out of a Washington D.C. good morning, J.D. ryan.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, I think, I think our best stuff today was already. We've already passed it with the.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No Kelly Kapowski and the Joe Biden stuff.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, well, that's the relief.

[Michael Turley]

That'S behind us.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to Smashing Pumpkins concert next Saturday with Rob. All right, T. Rob. And I'm looking on a run sheet here. It says Smashing Pumpkins cover, James Taylor Classics. Is it all, Is it all mellow? It's got to be.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's kind Of. But they sing it in a bit of a grungy style later on.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way. Get out of here.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You be the J.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little heavy guitar and an oriental guy with some frosted hair. And I know she was gone because that airplane killed my girlfriend. Basis, baby. We are the new Beatles.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd like to hear a studio version.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of it, but, yeah, you know, those guys are the biggest pricks in the world. The guys from Oasis.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just can't. I mean, their head is so big. Yeah, they really think they're the Beatles. Yeah. There was something on the Champagne Supernova.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I didn't say, but Noel Gallagher's done some interviews just this past week, and he said that Bono pulled him a side back in 92 and said, what you got to do is go to America and tell them how much you love America and American music. If you'll do that, you'll be a hit in America and then it'll make your career. You'll be huge. And Noah's like, wow, I wish I would have mentioned that to the lead singer before we got there because do you remember when they first toured America, they're like, ah, poof. America. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't remember that. That's what they did. Yeah, they did a Dixie Chick.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, they were quite irreverent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it worked for him. But they only had like three big hits. Is that right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Wonderwall, Supersonic, Champagne, Supernova.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's a lot of people that had three hits. You know these guys. Have you ever seen that documentary? When they did the big outdoor festival in, I don't know, 15 years ago in England or somewhere over the UK, they had like this ridiculous record turnout. Like 150, 000 people.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They were big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are they so big?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They were clever. They were kind of beetly.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the latest on Woodstock? Did it get canceled?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it went from a pain gig to a free gig to a canceled gig?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, pretty much. And I think the anniversary date was actually this past Wednesday or Thursday. So, you know, maybe next time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mama Cass had to cancel.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Jimmy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, they had, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, how many of those people are dead?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

John Fogarty did a show very nearby old NASCAR's farm over there and Carlos Santana came and guested with him and that was that impromptu one off was as close to a Woodstock reunion as we got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is guested. A word? JD Guested.

[Caller/Listener]

Of course.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes, a word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guessed it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

How many said it? It's a word.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it's A word. I think it's B.S. i think you're making up deep woods.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Don't be a Finkelstein.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many dead? That's a good question, though, about Woodstock.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many are dead? So Grace Slick is still alive. David Crosby is barely still alive. God, grumpy. Jimi Hendrix is very dead. Janis Joplin is very dead. Who's the other one I said just a minute ago that was dead?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did the Doors play there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hendrix?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Okay. He was already dead, wasn't he? No, no, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he didn't play.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a good song. I can play this game all along. As long as. As long as you're playing this tune.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I think the who played there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Moon's dead.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. We're down to 50 on who, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

They could play there if they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Led Zeppelin did not play. No. Jefferson Airplane played most of them around.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Did they?

[John Clay Wolf]

Country Joe's still around. Any.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The Airplane play at what's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we could kind of have a reunion. So far you got three bands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Country Joe on the Fish Alive?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're playing at the Brew Pub tonight.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Because they did the Fish Cheer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who else? Bob, you're the musicologist. Why are you making me.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is the lineup?

[John Clay Wolf]

Look it up. J.D.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That'S.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. J.D. my God, what are you good for?

[Michael Turley]

Nothing I can do Washington Traffic.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Richie Havens played, I think the 11 spoonful played. Or no. Blood, Sweat and Tears. I get them mixed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

That guy died.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Neil Young. Yeah. Is alive. He owns Lionel Trains.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously, was Traffic, or was it at that time? Cream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cream might have played. Gingerbraker's alive. Eric Clapton's alive. Who's the other one? Cream's good. Oh, yeah. There's more dead people than we're coming up with.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elvis is dead, damn it. I know that for a fact. But he didn't play Woodstock. Why didn't he play Woodstock?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He was great at Woodstock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why wouldn't he have played Woodstock? If you're putting Woodstock together and you don't invite Elvis, what's wrong with you?

[Michael Turley]

Frank Sinatra's dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you imagine Elvis in that show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. He loved. He loved tail. And there was more tail at that one central location than any location on Earth.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Give us more of that blue acid, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got Elvis right here in the studio. Elvis. Good morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why weren't you at Woodstock? Good.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where have you been?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I was never a big proponent of hallucinogens. Make my food taste funny. But I blew acid at Woodstock. Outstanding.

[Michael Turley]

So you did go.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I was outstanding.

[Michael Turley]

We never saw you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, they addressed me over. They dressed me up as. I was a Jefferson Airplane.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, were you?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, they dressed me as an actual airplane costume. Wouldn't fit anybody else by 69, right, baby? So I put on the airplane costume. They hung me up over the stage. And that's me. That's you singing Somebody to Love. She's singing Somebody Love. Saying get me down, get me down. Tripping balls here. It's not a good time. It was a good time with stuff. There's a lot of mud, a lot of mud, a lot of mud.

[Michael Turley]

Rained a lot.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

A lot of mud, a lot of tail. That's a good looking tail.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of mud and a lot of tail.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'll tell you something right now, Charlie. The New York tail is a different kind of tail. Is it different anybody? Everybody had their own blanket.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, the blankets. Because it was raining and cold.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Everybody had their own acid.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I guess.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There was not a cigarette to be had.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Really pissed me off. Couldn't get a cigarette. I was smoking them days.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know you were smoking.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I smoke once in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you smoking grass or were you just tripping on LSD or what'd you say, Blue? What?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'll just put this out there. When you're the King, yeah, you want a smoky smoke.

[Michael Turley]

He wants you to smoke his phone.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Want to go out, eat a fresh pineapple full of rumors, take a couple of his LSD and just get high trip balls. Well, they had me in this airplane costume flying over the Jefferson Airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought to myself, elvis Presley, everybody, I should always do this.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I should always, always do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You loved airplanes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't know. Well, I asked. I asked. They said no, they didn't want this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait. So you offered your airplane services to the Jefferson? Airplay as a stage prop for multiple shows. And they passed.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You have to understand the heart of the heart, you know, the world is just a stage and we are only players. And the way I did the airplane, yeah. Was much better than that inflated thing they had before. The King was a hell of a airplane. I was. Sometimes when she would sing high notes, I would flap left, sing low notes of flap, flap the rod, flap right, flap the rod.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the looks of you right now, you ought to offer your services to Pink Floyd and be a flying pig.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You've never. You've never seen an airplane with a hip shake. That I could do. That's a king Baby, rock and roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wonder how many people were on acid and looked up and saw Elvis looking like an airplane at Woodstock.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, that was good.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There's quite a few. Quite a few.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who else was on there?

[Michael Turley]

JD and the original Woodstock?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. He told you to pull it up an hour ago.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know if you wanted.

[John Clay Wolf]

The lazy bastard. Yeah. Oh, the traffic. Yeah, it's clear.

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't want traffic.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's the traffic? Now that I've changed screens on you, you want to go back?

[Caller/Listener]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you can't do it. Elvis. Who else was at the original Woodstock?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right here. There's me. The who? I was backstage with who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They're the ones that showed me the acid. Now, this was way before pinball.

[Caller/Listener]

Was it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You know the Pinball Wizard?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Had a song about the pinball. I didn't understand it, but they explained it to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And I thought, damn, I wish I could hear their song. But they didn't have it yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Santana, Joe Cocker, Hot Tuna. Jefferson Airplane, Starship, Joan BAEZ. COUNTRY. Joe McDonald, Richie Havens, Melanie Crosby, Stills Nash and Young. Arlo Guthrie, John Sebastian. It goes on and on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those are alive.

[Michael Turley]

Those are all people that are there.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I used to love Melanie. She sang the song about the roller skates.

[Michael Turley]

She did. I got a brand new pair of roller skates. You got a brand new key.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Hot little piece of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. What about Heather Graham? Is her Boogie Nights? Is that not just the best visual of all time? Stop it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Makes me wish I was still alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Elvis. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. DJ Prek. Do you have an issue with screening calls? You're actually getting worse with time. Most people improve. Rockville, Maryland Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, Joe mentioned Duke Crocker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe Cocker. I wrote him down. And he's dead.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he die of? Screaming too much?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He fell down, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

He fell down. He fell down a step. Who else died? I've got Janis Joplin, Hendrix, Keith Moon, Joe Car. We're hypothesized that's gonna be a hard time. The reason that Woodstock got canceled is because they got way deep in this whole project to realize that half the people are dead.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Everybody's dead.

[Michael Turley]

This is gonna be a little hard to put together.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. And Rihanna is just not gonna fill those shoes. No, not under her umbrella. Ella. Ella A.

[Michael Turley]

Here's a good question. Did Shana play Woodstock or not. The original.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes, they did.

[Michael Turley]

I wouldn't have guessed that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was the guy in the moot. What was the show? Lenny and Squiggy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That was Laverne and Shirley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Laverne and Shirley. But Lenny and Squeaky, did they have their own gig too?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No. Lenny. Now, Michael McKee in, the actor who played Lenny, did all kinds of stuff. You know, he was an original member of Spinal Tap. Actually. He was. Yes, he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, he is the one who invested. He. He's one of the big investors in nascar and he wanted to put a Slayer. Nascar?

[Michael Turley]

Did you hear that story?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page and you will see it in the Slayer wrapped NASCAR race car.

[Michael Turley]

Last week, Slayer announced that it had joined.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get to the second. We're okay. That's why I was teeing up for the Gotcha. We got so much more. You know, during the break, I think you and I ought to practice our waltz steps. Okay? On, you know, 1, 2, 3, 4, hitch ball change. Okay, we'll be back. Just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I by Cars Radio.

[Radio Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

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[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm sorry. I think I'm having my first heart attack.

[Radio Announcer]

Calm, toll free 1-800-800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't need any more, that's for damn sure.

[Radio Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's a little drama downstairs in the buyer's room, Charlie, with two of the managers. One of the assistants. Is he bidding him too high or too low?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a little bit strong, the new assistant. He's only been doing it for, let's see, 17 days now, right? But he's a little strong. He's getting better. But one of our Managers, mixing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need mixer to come up. I want to hear. I want to hear it from him because he's our oldest manager. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he's also the. I don't know, the most Jewish, I would say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's. He's.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a touch of low ball in him. Yeah. Yeah. Glenn and Slidell, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. How are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I was. I'm wanting to mention. You didn't mention Johnny Winter at Woodstock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he dead, too?

[Caller/Listener]

He died, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did he die?

[Caller/Listener]

He died, too. Well, yes, he died not too long ago. You know, he had a history of a lot of drug abuse. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the name of that song?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the name of the song that made him popular?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm Still Alive, I swear it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really. Is he rock or is he soft?

[Caller/Listener]

Edgar's still alive.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Edgar Winter.

[Caller/Listener]

He wasn't there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is Edgar. Yeah, but he was Johnny's brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Edgar Winter. Band sings that. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They're both about three quarter albino.

[Caller/Listener]

We used to throw rocks in the gully in Lake Charles. Not rocks, but crawfish castles. I hit Edgar in the face by a building. Yeah, we go into gully in Lake Charles and throw the crawfish castles at each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Edgar Winter. Johnny and Edgar Winter are from Lake Charles, Louisiana.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, they're not from there. They're from Beaumont. Orange, mostly. Yeah, more than anywhere. I didn't know this, but their daddy was a plant worker. You know, he'd go different plants. They had to follow their dad, their daddy, mom, you know. But they had to do their homework first when we go over there before they could play guitar. Yeah, Albinos. They had Butch Wax haircuts back then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they really albinos?

[Caller/Listener]

Poly trumpet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, yes. See, I just don't know at all. I. I just know. I know.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. What's the. What's the. Edgar Winter Band Free Ride. Didn't he do Free Ride?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, they had that. No, they had that song. Monster or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frankenstein.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Frankenstein.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eric and Houston, good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller/Listener]

Good. Hey, man, I love the show. Listen to it almost every Saturday. If I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. Glad to know you're out there. 15F150XLT with 101. Four wheel drive crew. Cab 15 with 101. 15 grand. 15. 16 grand. 16 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

That's low. I needed. I need that.

[Michael Turley]

I need that.

[Caller/Listener]

Other guy that's. That's given way more. I like how you're talking about mixing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, mixer Ken. Oh, Ken.

[Caller/Listener]

I want it. So it's gonna be. We're gonna be way off, but I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll have mixing and Ken up here on the show. Later. You can call in and we see you can see if you can get more money out of Ken. Jeff, Oklahoma City. You have an opportunity to win a Ford Fiesta. If he doesn't want it, what should he do with it? So somebody's winning a deal at an Indian casino. That sounds like. What's going on?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened then?

[Caller/Listener]

Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Am I here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Now, I donated blood, and I'm one of five finalists. And then about an hour ago, we'll each try a key. And if I don't need the car, what I'm wondering, do I leave it on the dealer's lot and just enter the bin in Yalls website and not drive it off the lot?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm trying to plan ahead on the off chance that I win it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Just go to givemetheven.com, put in the VIN number, and the system will throw you a bid, and we'll turn it into a check. So the problem is, is when you win it, they're going to register it in your name, and then they're going to want you to pay the taxes on it, which we. We can. We can just net. Net it out of the check. We do this all the time. We buy cars from casino winners. That happens weekly. But, yeah, absolutely.

[Caller/Listener]

What my question was was do I. Do I pay the taxes on it, put it in my name, or do I just leave it on the dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

To have them wholesale? Let's make the deal, and then we'll just go from there. I think. I think that we can. I don't know if they'll force us to put it in your name. If not, we can just jump you and go straight to us. And we can use our wholesale P number. Nobody has to pay any taxes. All right. Zach 06 envoy with 130.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Couple grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too. I mean, we're just gonna trade it in. So I was just like, you know what, man? I might as well call you first.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I've noticed your car is worth something, But I don't know if you've been listening for the. For the years, and I tell some people to. To get mileage, to get their buddies at the trailer park and get Some. Some natty lights under their belt and pick that car up and put it in the dumpster. Have you ever heard me say that?

[Caller/Listener]

That's what I was thinking, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yours.

[Caller/Listener]

No, actually I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yours is not a dumpster dive. But I have noticed there's people that are sending me photos of cars and dumpsters.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So people are doing it. I'm really excited about this. That we've started a new trend on these junk cars. People are really realizing that these 300 cars are not worth moving around and they're picking them up and they're putting them in the dumpster. That might be. Caused a problem for waste management, Tony Soprano, but that ain't my problem.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. Yeah, Zach, I think it's.

[Caller/Listener]

I think it's either that I was just gonna Evil Knievel to cross the freaking river. I'm not sure yet, but it's a couple grand. It's a nice little car, though, to be honest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you going to trade it in? We don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

Probably over in. Up in Denton area at the Nissan dealership. We're trying to get a robe, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I just wanted to ask you guys first.

[John Clay Wolf]

So go see Johnny Cantrell. Johnny Cantrell at Texas Nissan and Grapevine and he will definitely give you 2000 because I'm giving him a free plug because he's an old friend. But he's a good guy. He will cut to the chase and give you the best price. Johnny Cantrell's owner, a Texas Grapevine in. In Texas. Nissan Grapevine. Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Ozzy. Where is Ozzy? Ozzy, come here. We had Elvis on earlier.

[Michael Turley]

We have all the people that are dead and just hanging over, try to die.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I was a bit nervous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Last time had me on. Screamed at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Because you can't say. As I said, it was terrible. Drugs. I haven't been on drugs for at least 19 hours.

[Michael Turley]

You're the. You're the Lord of darkness. What's wrong with you?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Feelings.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is so sad and sensitive.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so painful.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Treats me like a madman.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm not mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I was watching the Motley Crue movie about a month ago. And it showed you snorting that. Snorting those ants. Is that. Is that true or is that just old wives too?

[Michael Turley]

Good times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you really drink your own urine? That's nasty. Ozzy. You still need to do stuff like that. That's nasty. Don't be nasty.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I would be dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean why, why would you be nasty like that? We've got Virginia on hold, Kelly on hold in Houston, San Antonio on hold in Reno, Nevada. And then the computer's blinking at me me that I've got to go and I'll be back in just a second. My name is John Clay Wolf. How about cars radio forgivemetheven.com givemethevin.com presents.

[Radio Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[I]

John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Give me the vin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truck store that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Tell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit up up now. 800. 800 radio now. You talking to me, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was not on the approved playlist.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There was no approved playlist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Billy Squire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

All right. I thought you were all about Billy Squire.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do like Billy Squire. Greg and Virginia, good morning. You're on the there.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Hey.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm getting static too. Every once a while. It doesn't happen constantly but in my car and in my. On my radio that's in my shop, it happens a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it just this morning or is it just this morning or is it often?

[Caller/Listener]

It. It's often. And it was this morning after the first guy called around 8. My radio was doing it too. And I'm in a2019 Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're having a little station problems up there. But see sometimes we. We've learned that, that since the program directors hate us so much that they'll screw up the station during our show.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't power it up all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way they don't power it up all the way to try to keep us down. They're trying to keep the man down. You know how that goes. And I figured that's what's going on.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, thanks to you guys. Since I Don't know. Since you came on. This is hilarious.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I love it.

[Caller/Listener]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had. I had a new affiliate ask me yesterday. Actually, I need to do this conversation. We're on in Colorado in a minute. Yeah, Greg, call back and tell me this after 9 o' clock because this is a good story. I've got a funny story for you. Thank you, sir. 800-800-7234 Geronimo, Texas. Don't piss off the guys at Waste Management. They are mob owned.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that true? GERONIMO ltd.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they really mob owned? That's not just. That's not just for the tv.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you used to work?

[Caller/Listener]

They are. I know somebody that does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know somebody. I got a guy that knows a guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Johnny Carbone's here.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, let's just leave it at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Spanky in Las Vegas. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning, Mr. Wolf. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[Caller/Listener]

I was asking. I guess it was your. I guess talking to your producer I guess whoever earlier and I was wondering if you ever gonna do a segment on classic their antiques.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are going to move. We are going to move into the classic game. We're planning a car show next spring and kind of a cruise night burnout. I'm gonna, I'm gonna lean more into that. I agree with you. Yes, yes. I buy muscle cars, you know, 67 to 77. But. But it just opens up this whole door of all this crap. My grandfather's got a this and my mom's got a Nash. And everybody wants 10,000. I understand everybody wants 10,000. And there's most of these cars, they need to pick them up and put them in the dumpster.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir, there's some good. Where exactly you located in Texas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas. We're in Dallas. I live in. I live in Fort Worth, Texas. And then we have an office in Las Vegas. We have an office in Manheim, Pennsylvania. We have an office in Baton Rouge, we have an office in Houston. And we're putting in an office between San Antonio and Austin as we speak. But, you know.

[Caller/Listener]

Great, great. Just, just real quick. I don't want to take too much of your time. Can I get a hold of your offices during the week? Because my nephew and my brother live in Texas. And I want to know when you're going to have this cruise because I want to bring my classics down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Meet you and have a beer with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will, I will. Yep. Just go to comments on. Go to givemetheven.com and there's a Contact us email thing. And that goes straight to me. That goes straight to me. And hits a couple other people too. Thank. Hey, is the sun up out there? Is the sun up out there yet? What time is it in Vegas? Is it almost 7:50?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm driving to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing? What do you do?

[Caller/Listener]

I work. I work for the federal government as a way stops get run over. I work for the bus Regional Transportation Commission. When the bus stops, get run over, I'm the guy they call at 2am to go pick up the mess, pick up the drunks, maintain them, we light them. We got a lot of medical episodes out here too, you know. Opiate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you have a good day. Glenn in New Orleans, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning. Just want to let you know I'm Julie show and listen as much as I can on Saturdays. I wanted to pop back for a minute. You were talking about Shannon earlier at Woodstock and actually a little background on it that what they had was Jimi Hendrix to thank for that. He didn't want to go up and play at that particular time. They had bands that were waiting a couple of days, unknown bands. And he said, let one of those guys come up on the stage and perform. And so they went up and the funny part was the crowd was tripping. And at first they were bumming their trip because they were expecting rock. But you know, by the end of the show they the shot and I kind of want him over. And you can actually see Jimmy in the videos, you can see Jimmy sitting on the side stage, you know, watching Shana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's funny. Well, thank you. What's going on New Orleans this morning?

[Caller/Listener]

Nothing much. It was a bright shiny day. Let me ask you something real quick. What would you give for a Toyota Sienna 2016 with 95, 000 miles on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or clothes?

[Caller/Listener]

Leather. XLE 2016.

[John Clay Wolf]

16. So Odyssey van 113. 14 grand. 13.

[Caller/Listener]

You said Odyssey. This is the Sienna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I'm just. I'm. I'm locking an Odyssey in my brain on the values. The values are the same. I've got to come up with a reference point to bid it off the cuff. And so I've had some recent Odysseys just like that. And the money on the Odysseys and the Sienna's are the same. That's what that. It's. I think it's 13, 14 grand. If you go to givemetheven.com and just put in the plate number and push go, my computer will tell you immediately it'll spit out a bid. Boom. And that goes for anybody that's listening. Anybody that wants to know what their car is worth and wants us to buy it. You can go to givemetheven.com, put in your license plate number, put in the miles, answer like three questions. I mean it takes 45 seconds in and it will give you a value of what we will pay for it. It's pretty amazing, Kelly. A 16 Civic with 62,000 miles, leather roof, nine grand. Nine grand. Ten grand. Nine grand. Ten grand. Okay, so, okay, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio will in Midland King Ranch with of bunch a buck zero seven on a zero seven crew cab. I think it's. Oh, seven's getting kind of older. The miles are still kind of cute. Does 10 grand kill it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I put a new engine and new transmission in it, so it's didn't change.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that didn't change anything. It might change it to your guy that's listening to that story. That's your neighbor at the bar. And if you can sell it to him, that's good. But in the real world market, the cash market, you know you're probably in the oil business, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a bad analogy. Oil's trading at 62 bucks a barrel and you have oil that's better than it's greasier than the other guys. And you want 70. And they're like, yeah, I'll give you 62. But, but, but, yeah, okay, whatever. I'll give you 62. And that's just kind of how it works. And that's why I suggest to people, don't go spend a bunch of money on old cars. Just don't do it. It's not worth it. If you put a new engine in training this thing, you spe you spent five or six thousand.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, it was all warranty work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, then you're golden. All right, I'll give ten grand. It's a two wheel drive. Go to givemethevent.com and load it up and we'll get her handled. We can come out there. I send a truck out there twice a week from Dallas to pick up. Oh, really?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, good deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

How go in there and do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Ben. Been 12 Lexus is with 127, 000 miles. I think it's 7, 500 with those miles. Does that sound right?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, that sounds about right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's perfect.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it up. Let's go. Chase. Baton Rouge Spanky in Las Vegas. We got all Kinds of stuff going on. JD what are you doing?

[Michael Turley]

What am I doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can breaking news that you can wrote me down.

[Michael Turley]

We don't have any breaking news. Don't you blame that on me. We do have NASCAR news, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

I forgot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a Shannon Mc F. McLovin.

[J.D. Ryan]

You couldn't see him. He's so short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shannon. We had some drama. Shannon's one of our. One of our managers downstairs. He's got the most personality. That's why we decided to have him on the air this morning. Tell me about the drama that's going on downstairs in the buyer's office.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Well, it kind of all started with. I guess I came.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get in that mic, boy.

[Shannon (Manager)]

I came in after my off day, and I had. Going through my inventory that was purchased the day before, and sitting there looking at it, I'm like, what the hell is this? It's like Carmax was 22, 000. Why are we paying 23? 235?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we beat him by 1250 bucks.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Yeah, we were way up in it, so I was freaking out. And then Mixing sits right next to me, and he's like, oh, my God, this is stupid. I'm. I'm off. Gotta take my daughter to college. And I'm gonna be off Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and my inventory is just going to be tore up, and I'm not having it. So about five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mixon is another manager, and these guys have to keep their eye on the. Think of a sports betting book, right? And these managers are keeping their eye on this book of business that comes off of you guys. The computer bids the cars, but they're still making the real decision on yes or no, bump or hold, push hold. And so Shannon's saying that somebody, his assistant that was bidding cars when he was off is over. Over by it, and he's ruining his book. And now Mixing is crying, saying that he's going to get his book ruined too, while he's out of town.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And then.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Turley was watching his book.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I did that because of this reason.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Because of this reason, okay? Because Mixon's like, that's it. I'm gonna go have it for freaking talk with him right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Shannon (Manager)]

Mixing goes and talks to Ken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken. Yes. New Ken.

[Shannon (Manager)]

New Ken.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Okay?

[Shannon (Manager)]

And he. I look over in five minutes later, there's Mixing sitting over there, and he's got his arm around him like they're about to kiss. And. And mixing. And Mixing is all up in his ear, and he's like. He tells him Okay? I got my team trained different than every other team, okay? I'm a lot. I'm way back on a lot of things, and this is the problem. And. And if you mess my team up, I swear to God, I'll kick your ass. Oh, yeah. I beat the hell out of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mixing. Threatened Big Ken with. With violence.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Yeah. And then all of a sudden, they were, like, locking eyes on each other. I thought they were gonna freaking kiss. I saw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were they gonna fight or kiss?

[Shannon (Manager)]

Well, after that, I thought they were gonna kiss. I saw some tendencies, but between the two of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it. He's terror. You make up more stories. I don't know what to believe with you.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Well, no, listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? I am. I am listening.

[Shannon (Manager)]

And then I come in today, and Mixon's sitting down there, and he's going through his book of business, and there's a van in there with no paint out of Maryland. And Mixon's like, see this what I'm talking about? What the hell's going on? This is a thousand dollars. He paid $1,000 for this thing. It's probably worth $5. There's no paint on it. It probably don't run. There's grass around it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know why I'm laughing. I'm the one who bought it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, just. Just to let you in. Mixing. That's just a little joke I did on him there. We didn't really buy it because I wanted to freak him out because he. He's so paranoid about Ken. Ken covered his.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you loaded a BS car in his Cube, you bought a fake car and let him freak out? Oh, that's funny. That's good.

[Michael Turley]

Good word.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he does. He did threaten Ken's life.

[Shannon (Manager)]

And then he was just standing down there, and he's like, I'm not going up there. He goes. I said, man, you got to get it handled. He goes, this is my freaking livelihood.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll talk about this and more when we come back. I have a lot more questions about all of this. We've got a heart out right now at the top of the hour. My name is John Claywolf, and I buy cars in the air. Forgive me the vending dot com.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's been a long, hot, stressful summer, but still some parents are now experiencing an unexpected sense of relief. If you are suddenly finding more time on your hands or an unnerving quiet and solitude. If you notice the house is staying clean for more than three hours at a time, accompanied by a complete absence of loud music and video games. You're not delusional. Your children have returned to school. So open a bottle of wine and take a nap if you feel like it. Your rugrats are now officially somebody else's problem for the next eight or nine months. Suckies. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday.

[Michael Turley]

Morning.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Mike, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wool.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, I hate to bust your balls just right out of the gate, but I mean, I thought that intro was really bad. It's kind of like when you're watching Saturday Night Live and they. You love Saturday Night Live, but they do something that's bad and you're like, wow, they just missed it on that one.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I usually don't get that. I usually assume I didn't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, that you missed the comedy?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, that I just didn't understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you think that's what I missed? Your. Should we relive it?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

So I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about me.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I might have missed your comedy there.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I usually assume that I'm not intelligent or well read enough to have. Got it. Ah, so that's what I. That's what I assume about me. Yeah. Because I'm big enough to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that could have been what happened to me just a moment ago when you did that intro and that I wasn't paying enough attention or smart enough to catch your comedy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I mean, I would never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you break it down for us so that other people that are not as smart and intelligent and good looking as you, if you can explain to them what they just heard. So if they're confused like me, then maybe they'll think it's funny on the flip.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, I don't think anybody needs an explanation. I mean, you know, it is what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shannon, did you get it?

[Shannon (Manager)]

No, it was freaking stupid. I was hoping he wasn't going to relive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K. DJ Prek, you're white and black. Maybe you could catch it. Did you catch it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry, I was in here jamming to Tupac.

[Shannon (Manager)]

I didn't hear it at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, did you get any of it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, just. Hey, school's back. Go. And parents, go drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Comedy, it's, you know, it's been done before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's fine. Ken, are you There.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken Topham, ladies and gentlemen. He's one of our. He's our assistant buyer in the. Give me the VIN room downstairs. And we were having a little drama earlier from managers and people bidding. Each manager is. They keep up with their own book of business. And. And. Well, Shannon, you can explain it. He's another manager.

[Shannon (Manager)]

I mean, you just got to keep up with your book of business and watch your deals, because when you lose money, it sucks. It sucks. And you don't make any money for the month, and you got to pay John back, and. And that's what it is. I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So.

[Shannon (Manager)]

So if you want a good deal and all the money and all the wood for your car, you can get it. Sling the Monday through Friday and ask for Ken.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no. It's Tuesday through Saturday.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Ken is. So Ken has created a reputation downstairs for overpaying for cars.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Oh, absolutely. And the buyers actually love it. They're like, I'm glad he's taking care of us Today. My son came home, and he's like, dad, I bought five cars today. I said, man, that's good. And he goes, man, he pays all the wood on cars.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There you go, Ken.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn proud of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just thinking, Ken, I hadn't asked, Hurley how it had worked with you in the room and how this is the first feedback I've had since you've been down there. And. And you.

[Caller/Listener]

You've.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've had this reputation of paying all the wood for years. A long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and wood go way back, and you've been paying it for a long time. I used to sell you cars back when you were a retailer, and you paid all the wood. That's been your brand. That's been your moniker. You're known as paying all the wood. So now you've brought that into our system, and. And you're freaking everybody out a little bit. Not real popular, really. So what is your position? Do you think you need to dial it back a tick or you need to just keep jamming them? Have you seen the cars. Have you seen the cars earn yet? Have you seen the. The. Is everybody just scared of them because they actually got a nice car bought for the high money?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd love to see the end result.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's happening with them? We can't do it until. Until you see the. The end of it, but we're getting them bought.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There you go. See, a lot of people are going to criticize your work around here, Ken.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're complaining that we're getting them bought.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Jealous. They're jealous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ask the buyers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did mix and get on you this morning since you recovered from yesterday? Chased me in the front door. He was standing all over me. Let me know he was turning those deals down his offers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. So. But what it was was Turley set up a fake deal and put it mix and skew an old van with.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it was a 95 van from Maryland that. I mean, your grass was growing. Rust is everywhere. Put it bought for a thousand bucks. And so sure enough, what did he tell you once he saw that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't say it on the radio. Say it. Yeah, it's radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can't say everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did it. What was his message? Clean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I actually thought they ought to set it up around 4,500 so you just have a freaking stroke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the old used car movie, right? Struck you right out.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, mixing. Yeah. He's a little tied up. He drinks those coffees and drinks those energy drinks. How is his heart, Shannon? Do you know?

[Shannon (Manager)]

It's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[Shannon (Manager)]

It's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he gonna make it?

[Shannon (Manager)]

Well, sometimes he'll sit. Yeah, sometimes he sits beside me and he starts coughing and he throws up in his. In his trash can. It's a true.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's probably what happened when he saw those this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we would. So there's a chance that Ken could kill mixing with his bids. His over bids.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we're talking about. Guys listening, we're talking. We've got managers from. Give me the VIN upstairs on the air with us right now that actually are the ones that put the numbers on the cars. And Ken is putting. He's over bidding a little bit. So all the buyers that get paid 100 or $130 a couple car love it. Because Ken's putting such a high number on the. On your cars in the website that we're getting more cars bought. But the managers that are. That are responsible for him are stroking out and it's putting health problems on mixing. And see, this is why I had everybody sign a release because I don't want to be responsible for his death because I brought you in, the big, strong, burly man that you are to straighten him out. Because I knew between his low number and your high number, there's a right number. But it sounds like you're overrunning him right now. And. And if you don't back off a little bit, you could kill him.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Well, if you want that blood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want that blood on your hands? No, I can top them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Shannon (Manager)]

He wants to take over Mixing's team. I know it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's trying to kill him. Oh, no. Everybody on Radio Land, be sure when.

[J.D. Ryan]

You write in or call in, say.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want Ken to be your car K special.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Shannon, does he really start coughing and throw open his. Or bleed out?

[Shannon (Manager)]

You've heard it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He bleeds out of trash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not I bleed.

[Shannon (Manager)]

And then I'm. I worried about him cuz he goes and smokes right afterwards, right?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He's dialed a different way. Mixing, I mean, he's had that like Uncle Fester look for about a year now. He's not like a picture of health.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought cars. Mixon was what was a used car manager, Dodge store. And that's where I met him. And I bought cars from him for years. And then when I quit doing it and I gave that account to another wholesaler that Mixon was always. Then the wholesaler was always losing money and Mixing was out trading. And I realized that Mixing knew the cars better than my guy did. So the guy we were buying them from had a better number than the guy that was buying them for me. And I called Mix and I said, hey, you're out trading my guy and why don't you just come work for me? And that's how Mixon came here. And that was four years ago. And he's done good. Mixon's a hoss, but he's unhealthy. He lives a hard life. He drinks hard and he smokes hard and he sleeps hard. And I'm worried about his health. Do you think he's gonna make it, Shannon?

[Shannon (Manager)]

Man, I don't know. I'm worried. I think Bobbo should pray for him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, let me talk about Reverend Charles.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Yes. I mean, somebody needs to, because I'm telling you, he came in today, his knees are scuffed up. He fell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the front clip of his car still missing?

[Shannon (Manager)]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He drives a Dodge. What's. It's badass. It's the yellow jacket. It's a Rumblebee. But his old lady got twisted up and knocked the front end of it off about two years ago. And it looks like Ricky Bobby's dad rolling in here every morning with this badass rumble bee. But the front facia's off of it. And I've offered to purchase new front facial for him.

[Shannon (Manager)]

He doesn't want it. He says it gets better gas mileage and it's lighter and makes it faster.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Okay, so his car is living a tough life too.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Both of them are screwed up, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he still blowing in that thing?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, they got that removed.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So to start the rumble Bee now, you don't have to get a blower. No. And. And if he'd have a cocktail at lunch, was he having to grab one of you guys to blow in to get it started?

[Shannon (Manager)]

No, no, no. He.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Mixon's not a cocktail guy at lunch. But I did. If you go look in the front of his car, he's got a fake blower. He's so used to blowing in that thing. So he just drives down the street blowing.

[Caller/Listener]

When he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kiss. Get along great. Now you, Reverend Charles, do we need to do a prayer for mixing.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Brothers and sisters? We are gathered here today, oh Lord, to request health and sound constitution for our friend and neighbor, Robert Mix.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Oh, preach it, brother. Preach it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Lord. Despite the fact that he had 14 cocktails a day and two, two and a half packs of delicious Marlboro cigarettes. Lord, please forgive his bad habits and think about his. His dear old lady. Old lady, everybody who loves him so much in his life and just give.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Him a pass, Jesus, lift him up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

On this thing because like the Passover work.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He's not tall enough to paint the top of his dough with no kind of signal that you can see. So we ask in his. In his steadiness for good health and sound constitution.

[Michael Turley]

Heaven.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Walk a little more miles, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Amen.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Haven't prayed a little more miles, God. And when it blows into his car, please help that automobile star. Because if he had to walk home from all the way up in here, we probably never see him again.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Yes, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any. I think that Reverend Charles got the black fired up in you. You feeling it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, I'm feeling it, man. The blessings have rained down upon all of us, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well. DJ Preak, can you take us out to commercial break and let them know we'll be back in a minute?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure enough, baby. Keep on and stay tuned because we gonna be right back with mo of that good old John Clay Wolf show. Baby, hold up.

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[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Bobbo, I have this. This effect that I'm having on your psyche this morning. Yeah, I have this effect on a lot of people. And if you've noticed, I've been a little quieter lately, and I stay away. I stay away a little more because. Because I haven't. I have the ability to piss people off.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. It's almost like a tourettish ability.

[Michael Turley]

You're making it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I promise, the listeners enjoy it. They find it funny.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the people that are close to me don't.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I just have to, like, sit in a little room quietly. I mean, I. I made a comment about somebody on social media in a positive way this week, and like their boss said, please don't comment on social media in that vein at all, because it'll. People are looking to be offended by what you say. I'm sure there.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There's a lot of that out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Colorado.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Why is that funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, it's just because. Because we've got. Because we have to be more sensitive and understand, like, new affiliates, the whole state of Colorado, Colorado Springs, Fort Collins, Denver. They're on the show now, and they're a little shocked about what they're listening to. Speaking of a big car show at Vandermeer. Vandermeer Speedway. As you know, you don't need me to tell you this. Willoughby's been telling you about it for four months. But the big KBPI car show is at Vandermeer tomorrow, and a burnout contest. $3, I think, for a drag race to run on the track.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Every bit of car show that you ever wanted, man, is going to be a part of that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do something like that down here. Yeah. And, yes, we're already talking about it, and I think we need to do it in the spring. And a great big motorcycle car show, drag race. I'm on it. I'm on it. You know, we're always talking about doing a concert, this and that. Like, you know, screw These bands in these. In these promoters, and they want their big guarantee, and you got to give them all the money. And you can't even afford to have any fun because you paid Pearl Jam a million bucks to come play. Jeremy.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? Screw Pearl Jam.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw Eddie Veteran. What do you do to you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, the. The affordable guys like Stone Temple Pilots or Nirvana, they have to go kill themselves. You know, it's probably the Clintons that did it. Way to be to keep up the price of Pearl Jam and the Foo Fighters.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you don't understand what I'm saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Charlie, I get you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the Clintons are getting conspiracy theory this week about the other guy that died. And I'm thinking that maybe they also. People are having these band members killed to keep the price of the other acts up. So you either. You like, join the mob, you either do our deal, or we're going to kill your lead singer and we're going to call it a suicide. Oh, yeah. And then you're out. You will not be touring like the beach boys at 67 years old.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right? What's really sad, go see Scott Weiland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go see Alison Chains. They're gone.

[Michael Turley]

Gone.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Pearl Jam actually took on Ticketmaster and started a whole new deal. And people could afford tickets for about eight months until Ticketmaster bought that company. And now their service fees are just crazy, per se.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Slayer's going to come out and jump it, and they're going to be in the NASCAR business.

[Caller/Listener]

Business.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then NASCAR says no. No. The Clinton said no. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Last week, Slayer announced it had joined Rick Ware as racing as the primary sponsor for the number 54 car. And some of the other sponsors went, eh, Slayer, we don't know about that. So they actually yanked the Slayer car they liked. They yanked the sponsorship off. And Monster Energy now will be his big sponsor. 54 car.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

How in the hell can Slayer afford to run a NASCAR team? So there's no way. So that's going to be one of the promoters that did it. And they were building up, building a tour around it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, and it's pretty smart by that promoter because look, it made headlines, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's listen to some good country gospel from Slayer. That's good family fun right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guys that going around the track and you know, NASCAR fans, they're big Slayer fans, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they are huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be huge. It's gonna be huge.

[Michael Turley]

800, 800 in NASCAR. Also this week, retired NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. And his wife Amy and their baby daughter survived a plane crash. You see the video.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know all about it, and I'm blown away. But, I mean, I just saw the breaking news when it happened the other day, I started digging in. So they're in a new Cessna Citation. I forgot which bizjet. Yeah, yeah, but it's. It's the good one. It's. It's the fresh one.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

The expensive one. And how in the hell did the brakes fail or the thrust reversers fail in Tennessee? And how the hell did they live through the fire? Obviously, the fire started slowly, but they got their ass out of that plane quick.

[Michael Turley]

Ran off the end of the Runway, probably collapsed the gear at that point. You know, lines ruptured, and it caught fire. But the fire obviously was slow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not heard of why the braking system failed.

[Michael Turley]

They haven't come out with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm very interested in that.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Even more inexplicable, what do the Clintons have against the army?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's back to the maybe the Bill is a secret Slayer fan, and he said, if you're gonna take my car out of the the loop, then I'm gonna take away your biggest star. Just like I said about the. The lead singers of the bands. That's what's going on. So they were gonna go get him.

[Michael Turley]

See what I did to his daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. You better watch. Think twice before you cancel Slayer.

[Michael Turley]

Clinton killed Dale Earnhardt. That's what I'm saying. I'm just gonna say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wayne and Austin, Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

08 Cadillac Escalade with 160, 000 miles. Cars worth five grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Five grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five. Maybe. Maybe six. Maybe six. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And I will take a look. And if it's gorgeous, appreciate it. You know what? Hang on. 07. New body. I may go to 7. It just all depends on how nice it is. And if you dorked it out with aftermarket wheels or if it's got that, you know, like the steering wheel. Is it wore out and are the seats wore out? Does it have that funk or does it have that freshness? I can't tell on these older cars until I see the pictures. Did your 80 pound wife drive it or did your big 340 pound ass wear the seat up? I don't know. But when I see the pictures, I'll know. Does it make sense?

[Caller/Listener]

Super clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

They all say that.

[Caller/Listener]

And. Yeah, I know. And it's stock. And it smells good. Doesn't smell like A cheeseburger when you get in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's been driving it?

[Caller/Listener]

My wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's she weighing?

[Caller/Listener]

She is mighty sexy.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's curvy.

[Caller/Listener]

Not £300, but is she.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she. Is she 180?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

210?

[Caller/Listener]

No, go the other way, bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does she weigh? What does she weigh?

[Caller/Listener]

You know, I'm looking about 150.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's okay. A good, healthy 150. That's not gonna blow a seat out in the escalade.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

150 is kind of that line.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

She's 4 foot 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

If she's a buck and a half and she put the miles on it. So that seat's going to be in decent shape. Doesn't need a rebuild. The air ride's still working.

[Caller/Listener]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Put me down for 6,500.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe seven. Send me pictures of your wife and the car, and we'll get this all hammered out. And it. As crazy as this sounds to listeners, I'm telling you it's true. It's just the damn truth about the seats right about it all. The mentality of the previous owner. New cars are easy to be. I got a 2019 with 3,000 miles. That's simple. But it's that car that might have some desirability. That's older with miles, man, we. It's just all about conditions, and it starts with the weight of the driver.

[Michael Turley]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the cheeseburger factor. See, if. If it had that cheeseburger smell, then we'd be more in that 210 to 30 category, and that changes things. And what kind of kids do you have? You got fat kids. And what do fat kids do? They spill.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

How many french fries are we going to find in this thing?

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Old ass wrinkled hard years old. French fries. How many?

[John Clay Wolf]

So if anybody thinks that this isn't real, what we do, why would we be going into all these details? We'd just be lying to people. Said, oh, yeah, we'll do like all other car dealers. We'll do whatever doesn't make any sense. And we'll just keep doing it. Like, just come on down to our dealership. Does ken overbid him?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

12,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ken's bringing the wood.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Hold on. Oh, wait. 12,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it's that bad, but I think Ken would have started at 7. When you submit it, give me the vin.com. say, I want. I want Ken to give me all the wood.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

As. As filed down as you guys are as focused down on your numbers and Your game and your book are here in it's three days worth of that kind of bidding. If that was the actual case.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, in three hours.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Can't be.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'd stop like the, the monitors and the alarms in the system would start going. This thing's gotten pretty tight. We're doing a lot of business and we've got it built to go national and take on the big boys. Actually, it's pretty exciting. Colorado. That's why we're here. We're, we're here to entertain you on Saturday mornings. And we're here to become the new buyer for your cars in the state of Colorado and Everybody else in D.C. and, and you'll see us continue to grow in other areas because we've been, we've, we're new at it. I've been at it 23 years and we've really got our technology down where we can mass produce this. But we do need some more buyers. We need a buyer in the D.C. office. We want to open an office in Washington, D.C. ish, not D.C. but somewhere in Maryland.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Maryland.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you think you'd be good at that, please go to jobs, send an email to jobsivemetheven.com and we need some more truckers, small truckers, like three car rigs, three and two car rigs, not the big 18 wheelers. We got that covered. We need three and two car carriers that will run to people's homes and pick up their car in Texas and in the south and in D.C. in New York, all that stuff. So if, if in Colorado, all over [e-mail] and one more thing, we need some drivers for our Dallas, Fort Worth operation. Uncle Roy needs a couple more. Because we bought so many cars in the past couple of weeks, we're getting a backlog. And when we see a backlog hit, we've got to hire more people. And that's where we're at right now. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars on the radio. Forgivemethevent.com.

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[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Tell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

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And now back to the chonky Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Austin, Texas. Kbj. This has been picking up in Austin. It's a high tech crowd down there and even though they're very liberal, I think that they, they've decided they'll put up with us.

[Michael Turley]

They get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll take our money over their beliefs. Ashburn, Virginia. A lot of businessmen coming out of there too.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colorado, of course home. Dallas, Texas. Houston, Texas. Can't leave the Oklahoma guys out. I think our funniest fans are out of Oklahoma. You don't know the truth.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The tornado trailer park will ride once again this spring. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hector in Fort Worth, Texas. An 07 Silverado LS 4 wheel drive diesel crew cab with cloth. Is it a work truck like a white truck with a black grill or is it pretty like alloy? Hey, John.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

John.

[Caller/Listener]

It's an, it's, it's an 05 LS. It is tan with black interior. It is not a work truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Is it long? Better or short?

[Caller/Listener]

Short mid crew cab alloys. It looks good.

[John Clay Wolf]

This truck could be worth 12 to 15 grand depending on how nice it is.

[Caller/Listener]

I need 16.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

John.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm trying to go to the strip club. My wife's mad at me. Come on, help me out, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it into the website. GiveMeTheVin.com and let's take a look. See, I mean if this truck lived in, was in Oklahoma, you have 106,000 miles on it in Oklahoma. It would have 342,000 miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

It. So you got that straight up Texas, man. I live outside of Alito.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, you got that going for you. Don't take it. If you, if you take it past the Red river, the odometer may mysteriously flip to 300,000 miles. So don't do that. Says there. Greg, is there static on big 100 up in D.C. today?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, there has been.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's too bad. It's a big old stick too. Bob, make sure to talk to him about it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Have they ever had that before?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, they have.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's not just us.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't think that they're just trying.

[Caller/Listener]

It comes and goes. I mean it's not like right now. It's fine. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

But do you think it's some guy? Do you think it's somebody back at the mission control of big 100 that is, that is trying to ruin us. And like when we start getting funny, they start, they start scrambling the, the audio. Remember when you were a kid and you tried to see the nude girls on the scrambled TV screen on hbo?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's what's going on now.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You don't operate a transmitter that way. That would be a transmitter issue. You know, it's just they're listening closely and for the first time in 20 years, they can call the station. We're here. You know. When's the last time anybody picked up a phone? When you called a radio station.

[John Clay Wolf]

It, I mean, it went away in middle school for me. Or high school.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right? Completely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We don't have to answer that phone. We don't ever answer. Jake, Katie, your famous talk show, y' all ever pick up the phone?

[Michael Turley]

Well, on the, the music station, yeah, we did back in. Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do not talk about the other one at all.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

On your famous talk show, did you ever answer the phone?

[Michael Turley]

What famous talk show you're talking about? I've been on a bunch of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. His crying, loving or leaving, they would call in when he would do these dedications.

[Michael Turley]

We did that.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's a call in show, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

May I make a point? Will you help a brother out?

[Michael Turley]

Are you talking about the one from 2000 beyond?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, the answer is yes, we did. Only to make fun of people, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all made fun of people?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's mean and that's mean spirited. And I think that you're a bad person and you're going to hell. Satan, come here. Satan, come here. Satan, come here.

[Michael Turley]

Such a good guy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is JD going to hell, dude?

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You know, John, I, I mean, I hate to handicap this kind of thing, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the over under on JD's post mortem spirit? What direction?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Here's the thing, and a lot of people don't understand this, you know, it's not that it's poorly written or badly interpreted, but you know, the, the original source that a lot of people are getting their guidelines from was written a long time ago. And they may not have understood, you know, the Morning Star, like what my job actually is, you know, I mean, hell ain't forever. No, we just get you down there. It's like boot camp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We get. Yeah, we get you down there. I mean, it could be eight weeks, you know, it could be 8,000 weeks. Whatever, however long it takes, we fix you and then we send you to the other place. That's all.

[Michael Turley]

That's not written anywhere, right? Oh, I know, I know. That's an amendment.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, listen, I mean the original Aramaic to the Greek. There's a lot of room for misinterpretation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan's getting very deep.

[Michael Turley]

Very deep. That means I'm going, probably. That's what that means.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll go.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

But it's not going to kill you. It's going to be all right. We got everything you like down there. You just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think there's a good chance that what you did from whatever you did up to 08, that segment of your career when you sold out for a lot of money and you did a lot of mean things, I think you're going to hell for it. But just for that. Yes. And I know you're all square and squeaky clean now and sober and do everything great. I think it's too late. I think the damage has been done.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I wasn't gonna say it, Keith.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Baton Rouge in 09. It says GMC Hummer, but I understand what you're saying. It's a H3 truck with 43, 000 miles and it's got the eight cylinder and it's a. It's an Alpha.

[Caller/Listener]

Alpha Adventure package. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good rig.

[Caller/Listener]

And it's got the chrome. But why you put chrome on off road truck? I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, why do people do a lot of things? Does 15 grand buy right.

[Caller/Listener]

No, but that's. That, that's a good start, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's get Ken up here.

[Caller/Listener]

It's all. Yeah, throw the wood. Hey, it's all stock. The only. I never have done any mods. The only thing I did was everything synthetic, transfer case, differential. I'm a old airplane mechanic, so it's meticulous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so why did. What happened with Earnhardt junior's plane? Do you think it was the brakes went out of the thrust reversers? I think it was the brakes because the trs. That thing, that plane didn't land. You know what, though?

[Caller/Listener]

You know what? That brings up a funny story because I was in Dallas at the Duck Dynasty 500 when Dale Earnhardt spun backwards and caught on fire. We could have roasted hot dogs off of that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I just wonder, you being an airplane mechanic, did you. Did you see where his plane ran off the Runway and burst in flames? What I mean is either the thrust reversers or the brakes or both. So hydraulic failure. Are those planes, do they run hydraulic brakes? And are the TRS on hydraulics? I think so.

[Caller/Listener]

Must have been no telling what happened. Most likely it's. I mean, if it's a fully maintenance check before it left the. The ground, it has to be pilot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Error if you're running. If you're Dale Earnhardt Jr. And you have a three year old new jet with a flight department, that plane is better maintained than American Airlines planes. So something happened.

[Caller/Listener]

Damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so 15 grand for the Hummer. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'd have to have more than that. But I mean, I'd like to put some money in my pocket.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

It's pay. Oh, nine, bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I can get you a check. Are you in Baton Rouge?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I have a. An office Rob balls down there right now next to when. Where's it? Albertsons on Airline Drive. And we can cut a check from headquarters. I'll print out right there and I'll. So let's buy the damn truck. You want to put money in your pocket? I want to buy the truck. Well, 15. 5. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. No, let me. Let me take some pictures and I'll load it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I know. You know how we were talking about cheeseburgers and fat women a minute ago?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I've already categorized your car. You're an aircraft mechanic and it's got 43,000 miles on it. An aircraft mechanic. The mentality of an aircraft mechanic. His stuff is clean. I. I'm a pilot. I know. There's no way that your. Your Hummer is not nice. There's no way. So let's just buy it sight unseen. What's it take to buy it? This is Pawn Stars.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm just going to keep it as a.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. This is Pawn Stars. This is the moment when they slap the. The Les Paul on the countertop.

[Caller/Listener]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you called me.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna keep it as it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me what it takes to buy it. You wanna. It's not that. It's price. What? How much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you don't know. So you know that, but you do know that 15 is not right. What number will you unass the car for and bring it down to our office and get a check?

[Caller/Listener]

25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. At least we got his number. So now that I'm looking up some results on this thing, I started you too low because I wanted to get the number out of you. 25 is a lot. What if we split the difference? And went to 20 GS on a 09 Hummer H3. You don't have to run an ad. You don't have to test drive. You don't have to hear about all the crap and how they were looking for their money and their Banker won't finance an 09 because it's too long, it's too old.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I know how all that works. Yeah? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm getting real.

[Caller/Listener]

It's just my toy, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I want to buy your toy. So if I give you 25 grand, I own it. There you go. Now, I understand you're not going to sell it for your number. You're not going to sell it for your number. I'm not giving 25, but I'll give 22 and a half. And I bet if we get Ken up here, he'll throw the wood at it. Somebody get kill on the phone, he'll talk me into buying it. Jeff in San Diego.

[Caller/Listener]

John, good morning. How you guys doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I got 12 seconds. Hit me with your punchline. We got to go.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Bobby dies. He goes to hell and he's bumming out. Satan says, hey, Bobby, why are you so down in the dumps? He goes, satan, I'm in hell. What do you think? He goes, come on, Bobby, it ain't too bad. He goes, you like going to the strip clubs, drinking booze, you know, womanizing.

[John Clay Wolf]

All that good stuff?

[Caller/Listener]

He goes, yeah. He goes, we do that on Monday. He goes, okay, because what about hanging out, smoking weed, playing cards with the boys? He goes, heck yeah. Because when we do that on Tuesday, because, well, Bobby, what about having sex with men? He goes, well, I'm not really into that, Satan. He goes, well, Bobby, you're going to hate Wednesdays then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Jeff from San Diego. And remember, that came from the liberal, liberal state from California. I didn't say it. He did. We'll be right back. Satan, will you take us out?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. Don't go anywhere. We've got more hell talk on the John Claywell show.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Jeremy and Fort Worth. An 01 Expedition with 164,000 thousand miles worth. 500 bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 500 bucks. I know that that makes no sense to anybody, but that's the real market. Go. Give.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, thank.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Lucas, in West Texas, you got a quarter million mile Dodge two wheel drive mega cab. Leather, cloth, cloth. Six grand.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. That crazy junk market with, with huge miles on two wheel drives. I mean, I know that the oil filled hands trade them off at higher prices. Like ghetto market on Impalas. Yeah. But that's not real. What did he have? An older Dodge with a quarter million miles on it. Two wheel drive mega cab, which is good, but it's cloth, so it was diesel.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's five, nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. And it was, it's good. But I mean, six grand, you know, it's gonna be rougher than six grand.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And I had just a tiny heart attack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I took my kid to football practice. His first one this this week.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Two days are going well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seventh grade started and I was telling him he's. He throws a pretty good ball.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's inconsistent. I was like, you know, if you can tighten that up, you can. Could be the quarterback in middle school. And he went there and they did some tryouts and the coach told him he needs to pick another position. He was heartbroken. I'm like, well, listen, just this year only, tell him you are going to do whatever position he wants you to do. But you want to keep working on the quarterback spot. That's what you want to do. And you'll keep practicing. The problem is nobody throws the damn ball with him. And I, you know, spent the other day throwing it with him. I just don't do it enough. And his brother won't do it with him because all they do is fight.

[Michael Turley]

Hi. You know the old tire thing? Put a tire in the backyard and see J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S why I brought it up. I didn't think about it. There you go. One time. He's got to work at it, man. Everybody wants to be the quarterback.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Is Nolan athletic?

[John Clay Wolf]

He thinks he is.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not. Not. But yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I was curious. A lot of personality in that kid. I mean, we've had him like on the air with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Live more than any of the rest of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I mean, there's a, there's a natural ability to express there.

[John Clay Wolf]

These kids, they just don't have the get outside and go that I had. That you had. I think that's everybody's kids.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They talk it, but they don't deliver it right. And they get out in the heat, they're like, they're back inside 15 minutes, you know, and when Max and I were playing ball the other day, I was like, okay, let's do this. I mean, we got 10 minutes into it. Can we stop and go get water? I'm like, no, you can't get water. We're not getting water. We're working, we're learning. This, this is the problem.

[Michael Turley]

Here's the coach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then he's like, okay, well, I'm going to go now. This I know. No, I mean, he threw me some 20 yard bombs and some 30 yard bombs. I mean, he can hit it, but it's not consistent. It just takes reps. That's. It just takes reps. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio dad uses doorbell cam to grill his daughter's first date.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, that's a, that's a great bit. You know these doorbell cameras, do you have one of those?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I need one for my daughter's dates.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, you really ought to get one. You know, you can answer the door when you're not even at home. This guy has to work and he actually used this thing to interrogate his teenage daughter's first date when the guy came to pick her up at the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Caller/Listener]

Hi, how you doing? I'm Jared. Hello, Jared. This is Pedro, Grace's dad. Oh, good to talk to you, sir. Sorry I can't meet you in person because I'm at work. So at least I see your face, but you don't get to see mine. All right, where are you guys going? I think we're gonna go to the Roadhouse and then maybe a movie. Okay, which movie you guys gonna go see? Hello, Hello, My Young daughter. What movie you guys gonna go see? Toy Story. Okay, roughly what time you guys gonna be coming home? Probably before 11. Oh, I heard 10:30. Okay, that's good. Works for me. All right, so just make sure you treat directly because that's my first daughter. You don't have to worry, sir. All right, all right, all right, love you, bye. What time coming home before 11. Okay, I heard 10:30 again.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

There you go. That's how you do that. Get the guy lined up, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you what, my 16 year old daughter got her keys, she's driving, she's off since July 4th and everything's just changed.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Have you been confronted with a boyfriend yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

How'd that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I confronted her and said, I know you've got a boyfriend because you're acting weird. No, I don't. And then she came cleaning the other Day. Yeah, I do. I'm like, okay, I already knew this. I mean, I just felt it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's cool that you're that perceptive.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then she was telling me that she's sad because he's getting ready to go to college.

[Michael Turley]

She's getting ready to graduate college.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, so when's he leaving? She's like, in three days. I'm thinking, good. Where's he going? South Carolina. Even better. Yeah, but yeah, I mean. And then she's like, well, when my mom was a sophomore. Here we go. You were a scene senior and you dated my mom. It looks like I did date her mom in high school. She's like, so. I mean, you can't really complain with me about the three year age gap. And look at the age gap between you and your wife. It's 12 or 11 years. My second wife, my real wife, she's done the math. Yeah. So she kind of had me roped into the corner there.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That's different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just different.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Why? Because it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just different.

[Michael Turley]

But it's cool that you pers. You perceive she was different. Something was up. That's very cool. That's most. Most fathers don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like, can he come over to the house? I'm like, yeah, sure. But the problem is, I mean, the kid's fixing to leave, right? He's like leaving today or tomorrow for college.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, I mean, they've got that. What's going to happen between now and then?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It'd be lock and key time at my house, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I told her, yeah, come over to the house. And I told her little brothers. I mean, I was just sending them up to the room. I was like, go bug your sister in in the first one. Then he'd come back. I said, go bug your sister with the next one. And you're like, what are you doing? I'm like keeping this thing on ice. Keeping it broke up, keeping it shook down. We're gonna run and get some ice cream. No, you're not. I remember what ice cream was.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's what we used to call tcby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was on my hot. Oh, yeah, it was great.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm having. I'm not having trouble with it, but I'm having a little trouble with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're having trouble with it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's a tough deal. It's a tough deal when you got girls, man. You know?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I really only went through with one and now I get along with that guy great. And they're engaged and it's fine, but, you know. Yeah. I wasn't good at that first confrontation.

[John Clay Wolf]

The senior with the sophomore. No, actually, it would have been a senior with a freshman. Yep. He just graduated from senior. It's a big gap. There's a lot of difference between those two.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Most freshman girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like this.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Most freshman girls wake up with a policy.

[Michael Turley]

I was waiting for you to say that.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Most freshman girls wake up and say, okay, next. You know, time to move on.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think she's doing it just because of what your relationship is?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. She was telling me. No, no. I don't know. I mean, she's a good kid. She hadn't done anything wrong that I know of. So I just need to. Like I told her, I mean, you're in the complete trust zone. Until you're not.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

So give. Give them some.

[Michael Turley]

She's really honest with you, which is cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sure she appreciates. Appreciates me talking about this on the air and any other seniors out there that think they want to date my daughter.

[Michael Turley]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are going to have a policy. We're going to bring you on the air on Saturday mornings.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

To discuss all this and understand and lay some ground rules.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy, what a place to do it, right? See somebody squirm on the radio, we'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have gay Ken throw. I mean, dump me. Well, we'll have ken scare him. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I'm glad you dumped me, Turley. Thank you. That you dumped me.

[J.D. Ryan]

And in other news.

[John Clay Wolf]

In other news, Johnny Football is now selling insurance.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no. Is there anything he hasn't sold yet? Other than his soul?

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you like to hear his new commercial?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

This is from Adam Wolf, 77. Turns out the huge rainstorm was from God's tears.

[John Clay Wolf]

Laughing so hard at Johnny Manziel.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's nice, Adam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for the free quote. And now for a free quote that's actually helpful, go to directauto.com, get direct and get going.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you know, having fun with himself, I guess, because you have to at some point. Oh, here's Johnny.

[Michael Turley]

Here he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

New movie. Man.

[Michael Turley]

It's not a movie, it's a TV commercial.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, that's my new movie.

[Michael Turley]

It was in TV commercial.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, it was the TV movies for industry.

[Michael Turley]

See, when they had. They got you sober to do the commercial, we get you all stoned up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You know how long that took?

[Michael Turley]

Should have been maybe an Hour, hour and a half.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We did like 246 takes, man. I couldn't say Adam. The guy's name was Adam. I kept thinking, my friend Adam, right? And I always go adam. Adam kept saying it wrong. It's only 246 takes man. And it was so high. Don't tell. Don't tell anybody I was high. I was smoked out. Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What did you r. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You got any insurance man?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, I. I have all the insurance I need. Johnny's football. Thank you, cuz.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I want to come over and talk to you about your insurance.

[Michael Turley]

Are you an actual agent or are you just speaking for them as a spokesperson? I don't.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

You don't even know. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

But I can get you some insurance man if you want. I don't want it. If you want I can get it for you.

[Michael Turley]

I'm good though. Thanks.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Because it's really good insurance. Yeah. What.

[Michael Turley]

What insurance is it again?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Didn't think so.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

But I got it.

[Michael Turley]

You got. They gave you some? Yeah. What does it cover?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Get some insurance and fire it up man.

[Caller/Listener]

Fire it up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Smoke it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you. John Lloyd in Houston. 07 King Ranch. Four wheel drive. 92000 miles with a three inch lift. Does it need tires or the tires good?

[Caller/Listener]

It does probably need them pretty soon. Probably about a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10 grand do it?

[Caller/Listener]

That ain't too bad man. Can I get the Ken Price by any chance?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh he's gonna get his balls busted it all day long. Every.

[Caller/Listener]

You know what these. These trucks have that fake wood man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every customer at give me the vid's gonna say yeah. Please send this one to Ken. Yeah. Just go put it. Just go put it in the system. Givethe vin.com. that's funny. Aaron and OkC. A 16F150 with 62 wheel drive super cab. You put SC DJ Pre K. Does that mean super cab or does that mean single cab? I don't like that term. It screws me up. Sc means super cap. Okay. So it's a single cab. Aaron.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Super crew. If it's a super crew. I think it's. I think it's. I think It's. I think it's 1617 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

1617. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I was curious. We.

[Caller/Listener]

We owed 22 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Look an offer already but he's looking for more. 15 Ram with 140 and it's always the miley ones that are. That are upset with your buy. Jeremiah, I did not put 140,000 miles on your dodge truck. You did. That's the first thing we need to discuss in therapy.

[Caller/Listener]

I know, I know. John clay, tell home depot about that. I'm trying. I just got promoted to assistant manager level. I've been busting my ass going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. 45 minutes one way, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, tell me something. If you're a home depot guy, what's the reality of the labor market in the home depot parking lot?

[Caller/Listener]

You talking about, like day labor kind of deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, guys hanging out, trying to get gigs. Is that real?

[Caller/Listener]

It's real. There's a few that hang around, but no, we don't really run them off, you know, unless they're trying to steal something or cause problems with other people. Once we start getting complaints, then we. We have to run them off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Would you like an illegal worker to go along with that bundle of wood and the hammer? Absolutely. Would you like a warranty on that illegal worker? Yes, please. Okay, That'll be another $128. You can meet him outside. He'll actually load your car. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Forgive me thevend.com Be right back.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Satan laughing spreads his wings.

[Radio Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[I]

John Clay Wolfe has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website, givemethevin.com because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money, and if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Tell us your car, gimmethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay wolf Show presented by gimmethevin.com Now, John Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those crazy nights I do remember. That's a good question, Johnny. Johnny in Houston says Johnny there, he says, I need to ask my daughter's date why they're not interested in dating a girl their own age. Oh, that's a wonderful question.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is a great question.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I don't know. Why didn't you marry one your own age, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad, but I didn't get married married until I was 20.

[Caller/Listener]

Different when you get older.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I agree.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just playing devil, but I mean.

[Caller/Listener]

I was younger girls.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's saying ask the guy, not the daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I get it. Yeah. No, Johnny, I think that. I think I'm going to use your advice and thank you for sharing. That's a perfect nice way to put a brother on the spot. Hey, junior, I wanted to know something. I mean, you're a senior and she's a sophomore or you're going to college. Yeah. Why do you not date girls in your own class?

[Michael Turley]

Basically, your daughter is so mature.

[Caller/Listener]

Your daughter sound like a smart girl with commerce, obviously. And that may get her hamstring run on that wheel too. Thinking about these older dudes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I gotta be careful. This is dicey, dicey stuff. Thank you. Domingo. Is this Dallas Domingo or Fort Worth Domingo? Domingo.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey. Oh, it's. It's Mingo. What's up?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Hey, man, you know, I'll just.

[Caller/Listener]

Cleaning out my garage, listening to the show, talking about the assistant manager thing and, you know, and I just want to get my input.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, this is our. One of our.

[Caller/Listener]

He's watching my team.

[John Clay Wolf]

You used to be in a system.

[Caller/Listener]

He's watching my team, right? Yeah, he's watching my team today. Yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

But John, I'm not worried about it a bit. The guys on the team know how we. What we do if they know the big picture. So I'm not worried about it a bit. I think he'll be just fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, sir Topham. Sir Topham hatt is what I call him. Ken.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've known this guy for, I don't know, 20 years. He used to sell my grandfather Cadillacs at Frank Kent Cadillac in the. In the early 80s.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's been around. He actually. My first. When I was a junior and I was dating a junior. Speaking of, he sold her. She bought her. Her parents bought her car from him. He had a little place. This guy's been around a long time. When ebay first started, he actually invented that ebay hustle. He was the first ebay super seller, really, back in the 90s. This guy's been around a long time. The problem is he just. He goes a little bit too far. But, you know, is that good or bad? Get the cars bought. I. I mean, I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know, you know, the team knows. Hey, what we do is we buy cars, right? And everything's gonna work out in the wash. However, you know, and you take each car on a case by case scenario. But at the end of the day, we're gonna get the car bought. We know what. We know what we're there to do, right? And we will. It'll all come out in the wash, so I'm not worried about it a bit, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, thank you. Thank you, sir. Oh, what do we got?

[Michael Turley]

This gentleman here with something for you. John, come on in.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Seems to have a.

[John Clay Wolf]

A license plate.

[Michael Turley]

A license plate and a mop.

[John Clay Wolf]

A license plate and a mop. Get up on the mic there, bud. Who are you and what. Why are you here? You got to get right up in that.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're holding a license plate in a mop. I am? Why? I have no idea. So tell me why you're here. I'm here training. No, but, like, why did you come into a live radio studio within a private room with a license plate and a mop? You know, that's a good question. You know, we're on across the country right now. So who sent you up here? I believe Kyle downstairs. Okay. And he. What did he tell you? What was his message? There was no message. Just come up and see John. He handed you a license plate. To mom, he said, go see John. I thought there was some uniqueness to all this, but I'm sure what he's doing is they do this with new buyers, and they think it's really funny while I'm on the air is to stick you out in the middle of the stage and say, john really needs this license plate. Go up there and interrupt him right now. It's very important. But I don't know what the mop is. Maybe that's bringing the wood. Big wood. Handled mop. So what's your name, sir? Rusty. Rusty. Where are you from? Las Vegas. And you're here in Texas.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We brought you here to train you. To train me? Are you gonna get in that mic? You're going to work in their Las Vegas office? I am. Good. Yeah, Absolutely. Well, how long have you been in Nevada? You know, over 30 years. Okay, so know it well. Great city. So how long have you been here? Since. Well, two days right now. Is it. Is it. Is it sticking or are you confused or. No, you know, I'm getting a good flow to it, Good feel to it. So a lot of helpful people here. A lot of helpful people. Is it a little more going on than what you anticipated? It's a little overload, you know, Reputation. Right, right. Doing. Doing a big transaction like that in high volume and fast speed and sight unseen. There's a lot of steps. There is. But it's good software though. Yeah, definitely. It's easy to follow. It's just reputation. Like you said. We built that software ourselves and it took a lot. And we have a great IT team and it's been a lot of trial and error. Oh, speaking of, we need some more buyers and you can go to jobs. Give me the vin.com. and we need drivers for the DFW market for Uncle Roy and his crew. And we need some three car and two car haul trucks that will hub out of Texas regional day trips to go pick up customers cars. You know, every time we start growing, we need more capacity. And I'm glad to see that you're here. And so when are you going back to Vegas? Going back early. Early Tuesday morning. I will be there in September. So I will see you in the Vegas office in September. No, that'd be great. Thanks for bringing me the license plate and the mop. It's just what I needed.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Oh, cool. John in Ocean Springs, Michigan. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

You need. You have a question about fixing an 87 Buick Regal grand national? How long have you owned this car?

[Caller/Listener]

I've owned it for 13 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's wrong with it? Turbo out?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it rained perfectly. It's just. It was hard to start. And I took it to a mechanic that probably didn't. And the problem I have is he replaced the fuel pump. Now it goes high, it gets a brake. My bendix is hurt and I can't stop it. And it has 9,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you're breaking up real bad. But you said the bendix. So the starter's out on it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Well, it has the bendix system.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, it start and run.

[Caller/Listener]

It has that. It does start and run. It's just that it has a high idle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And on the body and the interior. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'd call it a 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

So super duper crazy nice.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

This car, you could put it in a showroom. You wouldn't tell the difference if it was in.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you could get it started and get it loaded on a haul truck if we bought it.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't want to sell that car. I could. Sure. I apologize. But I'm pretty sure you may be interested in buying it. But I have no idea what It'd be worth. It's 87 with 9,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a. I mean.

[Caller/Listener]

And it's about as mint as it gets.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you pay for it?

[Caller/Listener]

I bought it off a friend of mine that passed away. I gave him eight, five hundred dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And he needed the money for chemo treatment, so that's why that's a personal car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I wouldn't want to sell it if you'll tell. Okay. Well, I don't know. You need to take the mechanic and get it fixed. But if you want to sell it, you damn sure have a lot of profit. And I would love to, to buy it and I'd probably pay 15,000.

[Caller/Listener]

15.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Those, those six cylinder turbo Buicks are worth a lot of money, especially the T types. Be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

Givemethe vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[I]

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[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Radio Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Authorities in South Carolina have dropped drug charges against a college football player after a test proof that a white substance on the hood of his car was bird poop, not cocaine.

[Radio Announcer]

Call him toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Though I can understand their suspicion because everyone knows the best place to hide cocaine is on the hood of your car.

[Radio Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did I want to revisit something we did at the. And guys, in listening now, we start on the east coast at 7am central time, which is not on the air where you're listening now. And if you ever want to, if you're up early, want to grab us, you can go to the John Clay Wolf show. Just go to john cleverwolf.com and click listen live. The streams on. But Biden, what did he say this week?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Last week, Last week. But it's come around again. It's just such a. We're talking about. Joe Biden is still a front runner, Democratic candidate thus far. Now those, those numbers are changing a bit in the top three, four positions, in case you haven't kept track of that. Biden's a gaffer. He's a gaffer.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a groper.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He says. I don't think he was a groper. I think he's just very personable, touchy feely old guy. But he's a gaffer. He says some kind of dumb things and he's always had a history of doing that. Most recently, middle of. Not this past week, but the week before. What was the line? I think poor children are every bit as intelligent as white children. And before, you know, and before you land on me. I didn't say that. He said that, please. God, I hope we've got audio of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is actually. Bob was right. Here it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, if you're poor, you cannot do it.

[Caller/Listener]

Poor kids are just as bright and just as talent as white kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids. No, I really mean it.

[Caller/Listener]

But think how we think about it.

[Michael Turley]

I really mean it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And then he came back and corrected.

[John Clay Wolf]

He saved it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, he saved it. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he's thinking what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, war.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right? There's that. That ability to compare and contrast in our minds. That usually works pretty quickly in all grown up human beings.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it reminds me of that Wolf Blitzer thing. Do you have that?

[Michael Turley]

Years and years and years ago.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Hurricane Katrina. He's. He's in the newsroom for hours. He's filling. Somebody's talking in his ear. And he says the thing about black people.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he says it right here.

[Michael Turley]

Good, good.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You simply get chills every time you see these poor individuals.

[John Clay Wolf]

As Jack Cafferty just pointed out, so tragically, so many of these people, almost all of them that we see are so poor and they are so black.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And this is going to raise lots of questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it is, Wolf. It's going to raise a lot of questions on why you said that.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's quoting somebody, though, if you notice that.

[Michael Turley]

Right. This is somebody else.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did that person actually say that to him? And he thought, you know what? Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say down it.

[Michael Turley]

Probably what the other person said was, it's really a shame this is happening because these people were poor to begin with and now they've lost everything. And Wolf had to add the other part.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Highwaymen cover, Fleetwood Mac. Oh, I want it. But the first thing I want to do is get to a DJ Pre K. Brosetta Stone, word of the day. Oh, yeah, let me get.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me get him up, y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on one second. Pre K, Pre K, where are you? Get over here, buddy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's going down, y'?

[John Clay Wolf]

All?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's about that time. All right, we gonna break it down for y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm a clue, y', all, you know, clueless crackers in on some hip hop slang this week. I'm gonna get y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, so, you know, you've been stumping us. The pastor, you know what they talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been stumping us hard the past few weeks. But the listeners know. I just don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, man. You know, I've been trying to keep y' all on y' all toes about. I'm gonna take it easy on y' all this time. All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

So today's or this week's word of the week, Rosetta Stone word of the week is no cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

No what?

[J.D. Ryan]

No cap. Like a. Like a hat, you know? No cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Yeah. Y' all ever heard that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Y' all ain't never, man. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. No cattle. That's not a br. Stone. That's like a redneck word.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We, we, we.

[J.D. Ryan]

We ain't on the ranch with this one. We in the hood with this.

[John Clay Wolf]

But do you think. Do you think that it's the same? Is it in the same vein, just a different version?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of what?

[John Clay Wolf]

No cat, all hat and no cattle?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, I don't think so. I heard that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let me. But let me explain what it is. Context.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, we've got. Actually, we got country versus Brozetta Stone here. So country slang.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all hat and no cattle mean said, hi. Hi, dj, how are you? And. And I'm all dressed out. My panhandle slim and star stranglers and a nice resist all. And I drive a big dually, and I'm talking country and I'm a cowboy. And then somebody's like, hey, man, that dude is all hat and no cattle. Meaning that he's just like a poser, a cowboy wannabe show. And I'm wondering if that is the same, if it's just a reciprocal of that same deal, and it's in the ghetto versus the ranches.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Rednettic Stone. Man, I haven't heard that one, and I don't. It's not. It's not exactly what I'm So if.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S got no cap, does that mean he's got no game? He's got no hood. He's just a faker. He's no cred.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like where you're going, but it's a little different. It's a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I missed it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You might be capping if you on that kind of thing. All right, can you use it in a sentence? But, yeah, I could get y' all some synonyms, so I could use it in a rhyme if that were.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, so you know, some synonyms include trill, spill.

[Shannon (Manager)]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

For real, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

And keep it one thou. Wow.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

But yeah, if y' all want to hear it in a rhyme.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pre K fresh flows on tap about to blow like C foe. And that there is no cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

No bs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that what it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

You getting better and better at it, Captain.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Okay, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you capping, that means you B.S. and you know, it comes from the term high capping, which, you know, you might have heard is high siding. You know, just cutting, high balling and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Being full of it. Being a thirty thousand dollar millionaire.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's not what I thought that was at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think it was?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I thought it was like, you know, we're gonna fight, but hey, no guns, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that. No capping. That too. No capping. Gentlemen, no capping here. Everybody check your guns and your iPhones at the coat room.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The following sanctioned no cap fight, brought to you by Budweiser.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? All right, well, good. I finally got one. I'm excited. I did something right today. Rush Limbaugh. Did you know what no cap meant?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I got. I can never wear a cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, I want to interrupt you real quick. Hey, dj, put number one on hold, please, right now. Hold on. Rush, Cheyenne, Wyoming, are you there? Cheyenne, Wyoming, are you on the line? Damn it, dj. Let me know when he's up. Go back, Rush.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Sorry, I got. But got. John, are you selling hats now?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What's the.

[Michael Turley]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're selling rhymes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What's the magism for your chisholm cap?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I'm trying to speak bros out of myself. I didn't pick it up yet. Here's the look. And I don't listen to these. These podcast guys podcast out there alone. Do you know about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Everybody's got a podcast, right? Everybody, but. But your old Uncle Rushbowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you'd like to get my podcast, just go to the John Clay Wolf show after the show. It gets launched about two o'. Clock. And El Rushbow, you do have a podcast. You charge people for it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

But look, that's not a podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a recording of your show.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That is a representation of the dictum, the Excellence in Broadcasting Network's daily feed to the rich and intelligent. That's right. The rich and intelligent.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's who your. That is your demo.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

When you think it. Joe Biden. Just say it. Just say it. Stick to it. Trying to correct all the. Anyway, these podcast guys are out there everywhere, and I. But did you hear that, comrade? Bernie Sanders? I see. Comrade.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

I believe so.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's a term of endearment. Okay. He was on the Joe Rogan show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Of all things. You know Joe Rogan? Yeah, I do.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The Fear factor guy, Right. UFC announcer guy. Also a very good podcaster, they say.

[Michael Turley]

One of the biggest.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I don't know what that accounts for, but they say he's a very good podcast. Bernie says to Joe Rogan, if he's elected president, and if he finds out some Government secrets about UFOs and extraterrestrial visitors and what's actually wrong with Ted Cruz's face? Alien. Alien. Alien. Well, I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

You don't know.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

But if Bernie finds out any secrets, he's gonna tell all.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And that's what. There's a reason this stuff is classified, Right. The President this week announces he's just putting it out there. He might like to try and buy Greenland.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Not Iceland. Iceland probably won't be there in 12 years, but Greenland, of all places in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The world, Iceland's the one that's green and Greenland's the one that's icy.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right? What's he gonna. What's he gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, this one hits home for me. Beat Rush. Because you've met my wife and my kids and they're Danish, right? So I've already heard this in the house. And what she said is that everybody in Denmark hates Trump so much that they would never sell Greenland to Trump for any price. I was like, honey, they're not selling it to Trump. They're selling to the United States. She said, yes, but he's the face of the United States and they're so against him that they would never do it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, that's why presidents are temporal. And it's usually a four year deal or an eight year deal, but. And that's how, by the way, how you find Denmark? Turn right at Greenland. That's how you get there. It's gonna. Germany and it's gonna be a giant golf course. Oh, you know, it will be a club and golf course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greenland is ice. It's. It's an iceberg.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And it's full of aliens.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's full of Eskimos.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Here's the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's full of Eskimos.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Danish Eskimos, Extraterrestrials, industrials. Okay, they will have landed surely by now in Greenland. They better learn to caddy is all I'm saying. You heard it here first, kids. On the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Yes, Talent and tee fees on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a tee fee?

[Michael Turley]

I have no clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba. What's a tee fee?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I can't tell you. You'll have to ask Bernie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He might tell you more.

[Michael Turley]

Brosetta Stone.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. My, my. It says M, Y, R, N A, my. Rena. Or did he spell it wrong?

[Caller/Listener]

No, that's Myrna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Myrna. Okay, gotcha. That's pretty good. DJ A12 Diesel, 2012. Three quarter ton Z71 with leather. GMC, no sunroof, four wheel drive in 40, 52,000 miles. Did you buy it new? Myrna.

[Caller/Listener]

Backup camera. And it has the elephant transmission as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the truck. It's not all miled out like all the rest of them, so, you know, I'd like to. I'd like to hit it at 26,000. If we got Ken up here, he'd probably throw the wood on it at 30. What? What is. What, what? What's your price, Marna?

[Caller/Listener]

It's very well taken care of. Not a work truck at all. The leather is perfect. The outside is good. The tires are about four months old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so does. Does 27,000 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Can I talk to Ken?

[John Clay Wolf]

Myrna's listening. Myrna's listening. Let me look at something. Let me look at mmr. Let me. Let me see what this thing's really worth.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

We need a jingle.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the miles.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Looking for the wood can do you good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to get Ken up here to throw the wood at it. What if I give you 30? If I get Ken to throw the $30,000 wood at it, do we buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I think so. I mean, it's not a work truck at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller/Listener]

It is driven by me, who is professional. I just drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're selling somebody that's already sold? Darling, I'm good. I don't need Ken to throw the wood at it. I throw the wood at it. I'll get it. I'll get you a check for 30 grand. Do you have a clear title or do you need. Do we have to pay it off?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, it's been paid off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put you on hold. DJ Pre K is gonna grab your info. We're lined up. Get your check. $30,000. Thank you, Myrna. Podcast at 2:00 clock goes up on john claywolf.com and John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page. We're going to lose a couple people right now. If you want to keep streaming the next hour, go to John Clay Wolf and click Listen Live. We will see you next weekend. The people were losing everybody else. Sit tight and we'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Radio Announcer]

It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio now.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What's going on?

[Radio Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy straight off the Boogie Night soundtrack. That's a good soundtrack.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Boy, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I watched half of Inglorious Bastards, which I've never seen, Bob.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm halfway through it. It just. There. Is the second half better than the first? First half's okay, or do you remember it that well?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I remember the whole thing being amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I thought that was his first shot at really trying to recreate the pace and flow of one of those Italian spaghetti Westerns. The first part where he's in the farmer's house and Hans Landa is speaking in three different languages. Just in that scene. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought the first part was they shot up a bank and they got shot in their Inglorious. I'm sorry. I said Inglorious Bastards. I meant Reservoir Dogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Oh, Reservoir Dog.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, okay, that was early.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's the first one.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. And that was. It's not the first thing Tarantino did, but it's the first one they let him direct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That he wrote.

[John Clay Wolf]

Winston Wolf is in it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. And it's almost basically a stage play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Most of it takes place in one room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The dialogue is brilliant and the situational stuff is brilliant, you know, and it's really intense.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is the second half the same as the first? Does it stay in that room?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Don't you want to know what happens?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll watch it today. I'll watch the second half.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I mean, it's only like an hour and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's not that long. You know, it's not three hours of pain like that Hollywood movie.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It got enough attention for them to give him however many bazillion dollars it took to Make Pulp Fiction true.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Greeley, Colorado, good morning.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

I had him. Greeley, Colorado, good morning. You're on the air. Colorado, you there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? You're on. You're on the air. You there? Golly, I should have let DJ screen it. It freaked him out. All right, so David, David? David, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's just say something about boss is working who loves the show and he's willing to match my offer. So I need to bid your truck because you're gonna sell it to your boss for what I offer.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, listen, I'm the boss. The canyon's here and I'm gonna double whatever you say. So I love your show. We love your show. We're laughing. We're laughing and having fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are y' all drinking?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not yet, but we will be.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've noticed with our, with our, with our listener base that they tend to grab a sixer at the 7:11 at 10am and drive around and listen to us.

[Caller/Listener]

When you said all had no cows, when you said all had no cows. We were right there with you, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

We, we figured it out. So an 05 GMC Sierra with 300, 000 miles, two wheel drive crew cab. Okay. Average rough or clean? It sounds rough.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, no, it's actually pretty clean. I'm looking at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not going to want to double.

[Caller/Listener]

There's no.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not going to want to double my number. I don't think.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't care what your number is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, my wallet's pretty fat. I think. Four grand. He's gonna double.

[Caller/Listener]

Four grand? Yeah, I mean, if you pay four grand, we're going to give it to you for 3,500 so I could save some money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well then do that. Go to give me the vin do. Load it up, boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

There.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wallet's pretty fat. Four grand. Hang on. Times two.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hell, wait a minute.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Hold on there, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What people have to understand is a full size half ton crew cab truck has a serious propensity for a Hispanic customer and it keeps the market up on.

[Michael Turley]

Sure he didn't have a clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is the nicest cleanest way I've ever said that, ever. It was very nice. Anybody wants to complain about that, please put it in the complaint box. 800. 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 800 radio. Now what was I talking about? Highwaymen cover Fleetwood Mac, okay?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's the high women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They're. They're fairly new act, but they are. And I, I Had to write this down because I can't remember all names. The high women are Brandy Carlisle, Natalie Hemby, Marin Morris. We all know people.

[J.D. Ryan]

So a couple of those names I know almost well.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They've put together a four girl act, and they did it as a kind of a dedication to the original Highwayman, which was Kris Kristofferson and Waylon and Willie and Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Cash.

[J.D. Ryan]

So these are actual singers that you're.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Talking about, and they've got a four girl group, and they're getting a lot of traction. Their album hasn't even come out yet. They were actually. They did a cut backstage at the Tonight show with Jimmy Fallon watching them, and they covered an old Fleetwood Mac song. And they sound pretty good singing together.

[J.D. Ryan]

But real quick, reset who they are because these. Some of them are country artists.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Right? The high women. And these are. These are pretty well known country artists right now. Okay. Brandi Carlisle we've heard of. Right. Natalie Hemby, I don't know. Maren Morris, everybody loves. Been a great independent artist for 10 years. And Amanda Shires.

[Caller/Listener]

Me.

[John Clay Wolf]

If that wasn't a live recording and it was tight in a sound studio, that would be better than Fleetwood Max version.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, it's impressive. I don't know if you grew up in church, but I haven't heard singing like that in multiple. Multiple voices since I was a kid watching a choir in church. And they say a lot of their stuff is done that way. And they. They actually recorded an alternate version of the song the Highwayman called, you know, the high women. We're the high women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's on itunes.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. It seems it's become a big deal in country. I know how country music isn't really country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they stoned?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No, they're just really good singers.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's four high women. I mean.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in three. And a mother from my you for my children I did what I had to do. Sounds like Emmy Lou Harris to me.

[Caller/Listener]

My family left Honduras when they killed the Sandinistas. We followed our coding through the dust of Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every one of them, except for me, survived.

[Caller/Listener]

And I am still alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was a healer. I was gifted As a girl.

[Caller/Listener]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Laid hands upon the world Someone saw me sleeping naked in the noon sun I heard witchcraft in the whispers and I knew my time all right, all right, all right, I got it.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

So they're doing that thing, you know, it's. It's got a lot of steam behind it already. And the first album's not quite out yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerome and Beaumont 17s. 550AMG. So is it a 63 or is it just a sport package?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's a sport package convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's, it's that. It's like a black. It has like a. Like a tobacco tinge to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the interior or the exterior?

[Caller/Listener]

Interior. I mean, excuse me, exterior. And then the interior is that. It's like that peanut butter dark brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is, is the exterior, is the exterior look more black or brown?

[Caller/Listener]

It looks, it's more bliss closer to black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

In the sun you can see that the Diana Brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of a pinch of tobacco. I think I'm gonna get a new dip of my spine. My skull frame cut. 10,000 miles. This is an expensive car, huh? I sound like Dusty. What's his name? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. 80.

[Caller/Listener]

80.

[John Clay Wolf]

$80,000, I think. 82, 88, mid to low 80s. Let me do a little research and also, and also wonders, you know, there's about ten to twenty thousand dollar swing in MSRP on these things. So go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. And I may need to add more for the sport package and do a little research on how many sport packages are in the market under that VIN code because I think most of them are AMGs, but I want to double check it. So I'm not going to drag everybody through the pain of research on the radio, but I do want to research the car and I'd like to buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Takes 45 seconds. Seconds. Take a couple of pictures. Damon in Colorado. Colorado. Damon, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller/Listener]

Right around Severance area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now where's that? Are you north?

[Caller/Listener]

Just. Yeah, northern.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far is the Band of Mirror Speedway from you?

[Caller/Listener]

About an hour and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, they're having a big shindig out there tomorrow. You gonna go?

[Caller/Listener]

I would love to, but I'll be working, sadly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been to that, the, the cars and rock and roll car show before in Colorado?

[Caller/Listener]

I haven't. Every time they come out with it, I'm either working or got too much other stuff going on here, you know, Sadly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched the video on it from last year. Looked pretty cool. I wish I lived closer. I'd be up there. Oh yeah, an 073500. It's got 250,000 miles, four wheel drive, crew cab, dually. It's A Dodge. How many miles run it when you bought it?

[Caller/Listener]

There was 230, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot of miles. It's a lot of miles. Have you tried to list it yet?

[Caller/Listener]

I haven't. I was just listening to you guys on the radio earlier and I figured give you guys a call.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a 5:9 with 268 on a scale of 1 to 10. How nice is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's. There's some stuff I want to do before I end up selling it, but it's pretty nice. It's. I got some stuff done to it right now that. I mean, it goes pretty quick. I like to race it once in a while down the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it? 15 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to give it. I was just wondering what you wanted for it. I think it's worth 10.

[Caller/Listener]

10?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I have a loan payoff on it right now for 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I cannot give $13,000 for 268,000 miles on that truck unless it's lifted and it's gorgeous and it's mint. But I think I can give 10. But. But you know, it's a 59 and it's a Dodge, and it's. It's special and I agree with you. And it sounds like it's straight piped, which is fine. Well, hell, it was straight piped anyway. In 07. Yeah, I mean, anyway, they didn't have. I mean, they had converters, but they didn't have a dpf. So load it up if you want to sell it. Take some pictures.

[Caller/Listener]

Billet transmission, turbo head studs.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you been listening to us this morning?

[Caller/Listener]

Up until about 20 minutes ago. I'm not around the radio right now, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because we've kind of shocked the listener body up there. I've heard that they're a little confused with what they're doing, and we're having to ease Colorado into this. I didn't realize that Colorado was so sensitive.

[Caller/Listener]

Most of them are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I spent. My mom lived in Colorado, you know, when she divorced my dad. So, I mean, I've been up there a surrogate citizen since I was in seventh grade. I don't remember everybody being so sensitive, but, I mean, they're environmentally sensitive for the right reason. They have the prettiest countryside in the world. But I don't know, it just seems like everybody's real politically sensitive up there. You noticing that.

[Caller/Listener]

Everyone is around here. That's why I don't like going around the city too much. I just like staying away from people anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, thanks for the call. Staying away from people. Getting old and crotchet. I hate people. I don't look at them. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

Places you want to stay away from are places where people drive cars irresponsibly. Like a car crashed into An LA Fitness in Seattle just yesterday morning, sending it straight into this swimming pool where three people were swimming. Nobody was injured. That's the good news. A local TV station had this report, pool parking.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we want to take you back to this breaking news here. Look at this. This is a car that drove into the pool at An LA Fitness in North Seattle. These pictures are just wild. You can see the car submerged in the pool there. Seattle fire telling us this happened right after 7:30 this morning when that car went through the window of the LA Fitness Center. There were actually three people in the pool at the time. Whoa.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of them swam over to get the driver out of the car. And amazingly, no one was injured. But that is certainly something you do not see every day.

[Michael Turley]

And amazingly, we even know who the driver was. And we have him in the stair. Barry Deemer of Sonoma. He's in the studio with us.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, Barry was a little accident prone, man, I'll tell you, that could have been a lot worse. Nobody was hurt.

[Michael Turley]

Nobody was hurt, but you drove into the.

[Caller/Listener]

The pool.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Come on, LA Fitness. These guys are in there stretching. I tell you what happened. I'm used to having a clutch in the deal now. I don't have a right leg.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Okay. It's a prosthetic.

[Michael Turley]

You remember?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It came off a skydiving. I'm looking for the clutch in this thing. I can't turn. I had my left leg like this.

[Michael Turley]

See my left leg right there?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Just like this here.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Oh, that's very.

[J.D. Ryan]

You all right?

[Michael Turley]

I look painful.

[Caller/Listener]

Damn it.

[Michael Turley]

Are you all right?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Sorry about that.

[Michael Turley]

Don't try to show us both legs. You don't have to.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, I'm just kidding. You were driving a car and driving to the LA Fitness. Everybody wants to know why, but it's just gonna be all right. I can't wait to be skydiving again.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, you lost your leg in the sky?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I've been. I've been taking some cooking classes.

[Michael Turley]

You have?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah. I made you guys these ribs. Look at this. Delicious. Wow. Damn it.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're on the floor now.

[Michael Turley]

We'll pick them up.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, I'll take care of that. I'll get everything cleaned up for you. Let's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I was gonna tell you guys, there's a new deal. A lot of us are doing Jiu jitsu. You know, we took the kung fu together.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

One legged man doing kung fu.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's amazing. Watch this stance.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

I see that coming.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what was that? Falling really hurt my good leg there. Hey, Barry, we've got to go to break. We take us out. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Listen, be really careful and stick around. We're going to be back with more John Clay Wolf, we hope after this. Ow.

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[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back. What time is it? 11:30 Central. 10:30 Mountain. Hey, everybody. I have a special guest in here that just showed up on my doorstep. Kiddo, what's your name? Caven. Caven. What's your last name? You don't know your last name? Xander.

[Caller/Listener]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Xander. Oh, that's your middle name. Xander. Like Xander from the Cheap Trick? I know a guy who did that intentionally. What's. What's your last name? Xander. No, that's your middle name. What's your whole name? Caven. Xander. Yeah. There you go. Nice job.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Okay. One of yours, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's one of mine. Pull that. Pull that mic down, babe. So he's got it. He doesn't have to reach for it.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you come in the studio. What did you want to talk about today? I've got a question for you. Because we were talking the other day, you're having woman problems. You know, and I understand women problems. I have problems with your mom sometimes. But have you gotten it straightened out or is it still. Is she still not. She's lost that loving Feeling? I don't know. Well, you've got this gal that you like, right? What? You have the girl Anna that you like, right? The girl at school that you like. Mm. Mm. And you were saying that you think that. Why do you think she likes the other boy and doesn't like you? I don't know. Well, you told me something the other day. You don't want to say it?

[Caller/Listener]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said you think it's because you can't read and he can. I mean, do you really believe that she's that shallow that she's gonna just pick the other boy because he can read? Yes or no? I don't know. Okay, well, you don't. It's. You have a lot more to say off the air than you do on. What happened to your finger today? What happened to your finger? I got it stinged by a wasp today. And then what happened at your grandpa's house at the ranch last week?

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You had the sim. This is twice in one week, remember? At Big Frank's house? Yeah. What happened there? So Maddox was running on something, and I was on it, and then he just pushed me, and then he was starting running, and then I just fell and then bumped in my knee. But didn't you get stung. But didn't you get stung by something a few days ago also? Yeah, I also got it stinged by a scorpion. You got stung by a scorpion a couple of days ago, and you got stung by a wasp today? You're having a bad week, bud. Did it hurt? Yeah, both of them did. So I know that your brother Maddox lost his lizard. He has a big monitor lizard the other day. Did you help him find it? Yeah, but he find it his. His self. And what is that thing called? A bearded dragon. Bearded dragon. Mm. Are you scared of it or do you like it? I. I like it. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you have a lot to say off the air, and you're really funny when you say it, so maybe we need to warm up a little more next time we do this. Is that okay with you? All right. What are you doing today? What's your plan for the rest of the day? I don't know. Are you hungry?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah? Okay. Thank you. Kay. That's your debut, Andy. In Denver, Colorado. An 01 Excursion 4 Wheel Drive 7.3 Limited with 180. I had one of these this week, and I paid. I paid a. Paid a, paid a, paid a, paid a, paid a. Paid 6,500 or 7,000 for it.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

For 7.3, wasn't it a 7.3, Turley. Do you remember it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I do not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It might not have been a 7. 3. It might have been a 6 liter. How nice is this one?

[Caller/Listener]

That's what I want, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's gunning it. He's gunning it. Is it lifted?

[Caller/Listener]

It has a 3 inch lift on a 35 inch tire. Has a bunch of maintenance. All the, all the stuff we want to see. High pressure, high pressure oil pump, you know, just the normal stuff to make it a good driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice is the body in the interior?

[Caller/Listener]

I would say the body's very straight, zero rust interiors and really good condition. The, the seats, the driver's seat on these things and the little armrest deal. They usually show pretty good signs of wear. So mine is. Mine's showing. That wears as well. But the rest of the interior is in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can fix that.

[Caller/Listener]

Very good condition for a stage.

[John Clay Wolf]

All those trucks, all those trucks did it too. I can fix that for 500. My interior people. Does 10,000 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't think it would. I don't think that would buy it. The market up here, I'm not sure where you're from right now. Are you in Colorado?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in Dallas, but we have, we have an office in Colorado. I'll tell you what we do. We buy these cars around the country and we bring them all to Dallas because Dallas is in the center of the United States, obviously, and we have a national marketplace where we auction them off every Wednesday morning. So. So the Las Vegas cars come to Dallas, the Denver cars come to Dallas. The Washington D.C. cars, they're actually going to Manheim, Pennsylvania. But yeah, I mean, we haul them all home and we sell cars to Colorado dealers all the time through simulcast. But so really my point is, is our Dallas market, I'm even gonna. It's better than, than the Denver market. If the Denver market was better than here, I would sell them there. But we sell 500 cars a week in one setting in three lanes at the Dallas auto auction, like very quickly, one car in each lane every 45 seconds. So three cars every 45 seconds get sold. And you know, the Denver guys would be bidding on this, but the Texas guys would be bidding on this too. Because the Texas guys and the Louisiana guys, I mean, that whole range, that, that whole region is. They like the truck. It's, it's the 180 on the miles slows it down quite a bit. And it's all about how nice it is. The nice ones. I mean, it's just a huge Swing. I had one with this.

[Caller/Listener]

And you know what, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

I was gonna say, you know, it's a 18 year old truck now, so that's, that's about 10,000 a year. I would say that's low compared to what's out there. It's just really hard putting a value on these, on these trucks. You know, it seems like everybody wants, wants a diesel without all the emission stuff on it. So it's, it's been tough to price it out here. I, I didn't really have a good place to start it other than what was out there on Craigslist or.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could tell you this. I have the same truck. I had the same, I can tell you this. I had the same truck six months ago with 50,000 miles that was lifted. That was gorgeous. It was a 10. So it's the best one, one that probably exists. And I, I gave 24 for it and I sold it for 25. I had one last week with 180 on it and I sold it for 8200. But I think it was an 04 or 5. And I know the 7. 3 is more, but it's not, it's not like a Cummins. It's not that. That 7:3 fever has come down a little bit over the past five years. People are starting to trust the six liters more. They hated them with a passion. And the bulletproofing came out and, and people realized that they take that oil cooler thing and fix it. And the 63 is not as bad as what they thought. So the six threes and the seven threes are getting closer together. I think. I'm a $10,000 check writer. And at the end of all of it, that's what matters, is what will somebody really pay? And if you want to load it up into givemetheven.com and shoot us the pictures and send us the pictures of the problem areas too, because when we sit, when we go pick it up, we're gonna look at it. And if $10,000 or $11,000 will buy it and you'll take a check for that, you know, we'll make a deal and get your check. It's just that simple.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, well, I appreciate time. Thanks for having me on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in Denver? Are you in Springs?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm actually in Golden, Colorado, so just west of Denver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Cool. Give me the vinven.com and you can just put, you can just put in your license plate number also if you don't have your VIN number and it'll decode It. And it. The computer is going to say we have to do it by hand because the age and the miles. But we'll do it by hand and we'll get it done. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Springs, Collins, Cheyenne, Denver, Golden, Colorado, Etc. And of course, everybody else is listening. Arkansas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Vegas, Bakersfield, California.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had one of those earlier, and J.D. ryan, you know, Bob makes fun of your name and he calls you DJ in character a lot. And I started thinking about that, and is that there's so many JDs on the air.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that where that came from?

[Michael Turley]

No. You really want to know? Do you care? I was at a radio station using my real name years and years and years ago, and they changed formats and they said, you got 20 minutes. Come up with the new names. So I like JD Souther from the Eagles. That's where I got that part. And Ryan, I went through the phone book. That's very, very. That's the whole story.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there are a lot of JD Disc jockeys.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that was the member. It was the 80s. He wanted me to be. He wanted me to be jj. And I said, that'd be dynamite.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's too ethnic.

[Michael Turley]

So I went with J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, did you ever think of changing your name or was Bobbo your birth certificate?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

No, I mean, they, you know, they. My. I've got a niece that's called me Bobbo since I was probably 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

But, you know, otherwise, I mean, it's just me, Bobby Brown, you know, Bobby Brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's like a radio name already. You were born for this stuff.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, I was. Listen, I was. Me and I was on the air before that other. Bobby Brown was famous, actually. So, you know. Yeah, I'll fight you for it, Bobby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. I think he's willing. Are you talking about Whitney Houston's bombing?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty ethnic, too.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

You know, they. I. There's a guy named Jack Bishop who was one of my counselors in broadcasting school. And he said, no, don't change. He said, you're born with a radio now, Right? So I kept it.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Sure.

[Michael Turley]

And if you happen to have a Chase bank account, you might be in luck. They're leaving Canadian credit cards.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Card.

[Michael Turley]

They're leaving the market and decided to. Can you believe this? Forgive all outstanding balances on either of its two Visa cards. The company wouldn't elaborate on how much debt was outstanding or how many customers were char. Charged off. We do have audio. This is called Chase Break up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

With winning the lottery or discovering an inheritance from a rich billionaire uncle you didn't know you had. I don't believe that. So I actually checked several different sources beside the customer service rep I spoke with and sure enough, they forgave the debt. I was amazed. We would expect the banks, as banks are very good at doing to chase very hard to get every last dollar they possibly could from the people that had those credit agreements. So the very abrupt exit, I think is something that has puzzled a great deal of people. Why did they leave? I'd love to know. Does it say?

[Michael Turley]

It doesn't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably the same reason we left Canada when we were on in Toronto. Oh, yeah, everybody's full of it and they're nice and they don't pay. That's why they left. You know, these guys paid so badly. You just said, you know, y' all just keep it. We're just getting the hell out of here. Much like that. Like the. I could see the real office was like the scene in Sling Blade. Yeah, when he ran everybody out. We don't have a damn band. Just get the hell out of here.

[Michael Turley]

I don't care anymore. Just take it with you and get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-1008-0072-3480-0800 radio and we've got one segment left. If you'd like to sell your car, give us a buzz and I'll give you a number on it. And we'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Coming up.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

[Radio Announcer]

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[Shannon (Manager)]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Shannon (Manager)]

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[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Like to get me some of that sweet child of wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Joaquin Castro?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Joaquin Castro. He's one of the Democratic candidates, I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought he was a buyer downstairs. And then. That's Kevin Castro.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. Well, I'm just reading this thing. It says backfire barbecue business booms after Rep. Joaquin Castro out's owner is a Trump donor. So after this guy was saying that Bill Miller barbecue the. I guess Bill Miller's a big Trump donor and this rep was blasting about it, the guy's business went through the roof.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they were lined up around the block the next day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, that's backfired. You know, Occupy Democrats has published something just recently about in and out burger donating lots of money to Republican candidates. And that's going to go, you know, either one way or another. I don't, I don't remember a time when that was ever a part of our politics. Like we've always talked about politics. I know I grew up talking about politics. But you didn't hate the person you talked to because their politics differed from yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. you're 150 years old. In your, in your years, in my ears. Is this the worst?

[Michael Turley]

It's just, it's because you have the social media content you didn't have before. That's what people use stirred up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All because Archie Bunker was hollering about it. The same thing.

[Michael Turley]

People hated Democrats and Republicans since the dawn of time. It's just now you can stir them up 24,7.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The other difference is that news organizations are not strictly news organizations anymore. They're commercial.

[Caller/Listener]

Exactly.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Their pay is based on ratings. And so what are people gonna listen to?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it always, I mean, don't think that that wasn't the case before.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, no, but if you look at Edward R. Murrow and the early CBS news, I mean that they were strictly news. They were not a pay a play for pay organization. None of them were. And now just about all of them are, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

So you want to see some real news? Watch Channel 13 in the evenings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Social media has made it more of a sport. I mean, that's what it is.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

It's the best spectator sport we've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of sports, is, did you see that picture of Zeke on the plane coming back to Dallas?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. For those cowboy fans on there is Zeke. What was it going to be signing yet? So yesterday coming back from Mexico, somebody snuck a photo of Zeke sitting in first class and the lady next to him had this Face like, oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, you know, to Zeke's defense, our offense, if he had the right money, he wouldn't have been flying. Normal airlines have been fine. Private. Well, yeah, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe he does need a race. Now, the Dak Prescott stuff, about 40 million is really just made me throw up in my mouth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It's all negotiation. You know, if somebody planted that, I don't think that's really what they expected.

[John Clay Wolf]

Expect. Who's the highest paid quarterback in the league, do you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not that I think it's like 36,7 million a year. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who would that be? It's not Brady, because he leaves room for cap.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's golf, I believe, Jared. Golf for the Rams. I'm not mistaken.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 36 million. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

He picked up good money in that trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the highest paid baseball player?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God, Trout. What is it, like 300 something million.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now or something for a year?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. No contract.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Total contract, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the 36 million on golf is a year or. Do you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, and I can't remember if that. And I'm. You're not keeping up with it. I'm winging on the quarterbacks. I just know I've been. Because I've been paying attention what the. The average is. And that's about the top of the line.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

High 20 is guaranteed. Brady doesn't make it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. He's gonna probably get about 32. I mean, that's what wins got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. So we. We. This is the 50th anniversary of Woodstock.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Woodstock.

[John Clay Wolf]

And speaking of getting paid, I've got a list here of what these bands worked for back 50 years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blood, sweat and tears. 15 G's.

[Michael Turley]

That's a lot of money.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's in 69.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Joan Baez. Baez. 10 G's. CCR, 10 G's. The band. 7,500. Janice, 7, 500. Jefferson Airplane, 7,500. Canned heat, 6,500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, is this a lot back then, though?

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Yeah, it's 1969.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the money's doubled or tripled 50 years ago, 45 minutes, call it tripled. Okay, so. So if Jimi Hendrix, who was the head. The highest paid guy was 20 GS, so he'd be 60 in today's dollars. I don't think that's a lot. Do you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so either.

[Michael Turley]

I think it was probably they were trying to be part of the event. You know, if you get that many stars together, it's part of the event.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Well, have you ever watched the film After. After about the first 20,000 people showed up. There's footage of guys outside. They're taking these plastic fences down, the fencing down, because they were charging admission and they decided, just screw it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, just let them in.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And there was one of the announcers on stage saying, you know, yeah, we're taking the fences down. It's now a free event and a lot of people are gonna, you know, take a. Take a boat ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. 5000.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grateful Dead. All 50 of them. 2200.

[J.D. Ryan]

Holy cow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe Cocker got 1300 bucks. 1300. That would even be Santana got a 750 slap.

[J.D. Ryan]

750 bucks?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

$750.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sha on. I was 700.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, it's like $10 nothing.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They're doing it for careers at that point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

I was at Woodstock.

[John Clay Wolf]

I played Iron Butterfly. Was to have five grand and an additional 5,000 for their light show. They never showed. Iron Butterfly. Did not. Enigata, Davita. Woodstock. I did not know that.

[Caller/Listener]

Huh.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

What about the who?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do not see the who on this list.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's a contested deal. They say they made between 11 and 12,000, but stories today say it was closer to 6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. Here's the who. Perfect, Bob. The WHO, 6250 also reported at least 11,200, but Variety claimed the number was inaccurate. So this list says 6250. They are on the list. Sorry. So Hendrix was the biggest. Blood, Sweat and tears was the second largest act of 15 GS. And Joan Baez and CCR was 10 and 10. And those are the top four pace.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's how big Joan Baez was at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? I don't remember any. I couldn't name any of her songs.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

She did a really.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I would have recognized them if I heard them, but I. I'm sorry. Go ahead.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

The Night They Drove Old Dixie down was her Most popular cover.

[John Clay Wolf]

817. No, no. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. The reason I haven't been this. Kia. Wayne, I know you've been on hold forever and 50,000 mile. Kia, I know you're going to be upside down and I don't want to hurt your feelings. Are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff? Let's start it there. You've been holding for an hour, so I know that you're. You're. You're needing. You're tanked.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'VE been, I've been enjoying the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

You know, maybe I get my comment or two in here. I just called to see what it's what you think is worth.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

And I'll.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll start off with I probably owe about 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a. Is it a luxury or a premium?

[Caller/Listener]

Luxury.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 52,000 miles on a Kia K900. I'll tell you something, I'm gonna put it in my little magic machine real quick. Average MMR is 172. So if you brought it to me and I didn't have the transport expense of the car. Actually I wouldn't give that for that car. Not with 50. I would give 16. Five delivered.

[Caller/Listener]

I hear anything gonna work out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. I knew it wouldn't. That's why I didn't grab the call. Because Kia, Kia, they. They depreciate hard and the payoffs are high and. And I've been down that road. I'm actually fighting with Kia right now over a sludged engine. $25,000. When I bought that, they're not wanting to cover in warranty and Kia's got a sludge, an engine sludge problem. And I'm gonna have to tell a lot of people about it if they don't want to fix mine.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

Just did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, I'm gonna tell more. 800. 800.

[Caller/Listener]

7234.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Michael Turley]

I love what happened yesterday in the office. I was up here getting ready for the show. One of your buyers, somebody, a couple, brought in a car. So they drove two vehicles.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

They're going to the truck.

[Michael Turley]

They're going to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've already sold it. They brought it to us.

[Michael Turley]

Right. And then the Pontiac G8 that they rode in to drive home. By the time they left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw you. And the horse you rode in on. Give me the vin.

[Michael Turley]

Own both vehicles. And they went home in an Uber.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's awesome. G8s are good, man. They got Corvette engines in them. Pontiac G8. Pontiac quit. They quit making them. Obviously brands defunct in that motor in that car was a rarity. So it's a true muscle car.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

That's a good looking car.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have a G8, you've got something. I'm glad that our guys were wise enough to get that car bought.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

This one is white and pristine.

[Michael Turley]

It is beautiful. A couple went home.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what, what was the story on Big Fat Ed? Somebody was saying you ought to talk about what happened with Ed yesterday. Can't do it. Really? That's too bad. If you're saying that. And you're going, is he still with us?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he is. It's so inside, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I don't want to. I don't want to. Is it family? Is it somebody's family's wife that gets drunk computer stuff?

[J.D. Ryan]

And how we had to change it because it's working, the system? Yeah, possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he is Northerner. He's from the Bronx.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, he may have made a mistake too, but we fixed it where no, nobody can make those type of mistakes again.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we. The mistake that he made in trying to cheat the system, we made them. We made it where you can't make that cheating mistake anymore. That's good, Hackerly. It's almost like when the teachers wouldn't let me take Scantron tests anymore. And that really sucked because I made the mistake of using other people's tests. You know, it's really easy. Abcd, sure. Yeah. I mean Scantron, thank goodness for them. I'm a college graduate because of it. It's just that simple.

[Michael Turley]

They closed the gap yesterday, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's funny. Minute left, Brownsville, Texas. How the hell are you hearing me? I'm not on the radio in Brownsville, Texas. Or am I?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I in the air down there?

[Caller/Listener]

Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, this is Bill Sanders.

[Bobbo (Bobby Brown)]

How you doing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Am I on the air in Brownsville, Texas?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, no, actually I work out here in Kermit out of Kermit, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard you.

[Caller/Listener]

And I just have a vehicle I just wanted get your opinion on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 2013 F250 Super Duty King Ranch. 39, 000 original miles, got everything on it. Air ride, extra 40 gallon tank, fifth wheel hitch, already installed.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a dually or an F250. 3 quarter.

[Caller/Listener]

It's 3 quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 35 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

35,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. What do you think?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, what I think, I think for myself it'd be a little low because I was going to go around 40, 41 being just a one owner with 39,000, but that's just something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the miles. I love everything you're telling me. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look. Let me see pictures. Let me rethink of it. Dave in Colorado. Dave, we're going off the air right now. What city are you in?

[Caller/Listener]

I live in Colorado. Spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. So you hear us? Loud and clear.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Go to. Give me the vin.com. load this 2011 Impreza STI with 72,000. Put the license plate number in the system. It'll bid it immediately. We'll come pick it up and buy it from you. I appreciate it. Thank you everybody who's been the Russell Wilson's the highest paid QB is what this man says. That's right. We'll be back next Saturday morning and the podcast goes up at 2. Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[Shannon (Manager)]

Out.

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