#213 John Clay Wolfe Show 08.31.19

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #213 – 08.31.19

Broadcast Date: February 16, 2026
Podcast Theme: Labor Day Weekend Antics, Cars, Life, Sports, Rock & Roll, and Unfiltered Banter
Powered by Givemethevin.com

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

This loose, rowdy edition of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a classic Labor Day weekend broadcast that blends the show’s signature car-buying radio with riff-heavy comedy, music talk, sports, workplace drama, quirky characters, and off-the-cuff social commentary. Though the crew is unusually relaxed and meandering, the show covers everything from real car deals and staff hijinks to pop culture moments, sports hot takes, and random new characters (including their first ever drag queen dog). It’s a testament to the show’s unserious, anything-goes style—part car-selling, part Howard Stern, part garage hangout.

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1. CREW BANTER & LABOR DAY VIBES

Timestamps: 00:48, 04:05, 08:28, throughout

• The crew opens with flippant early-morning chatter: “We tend to have a lot of fun. None of the regular guys you listen to are online.” (E, 02:14)
• “I feel British this morning for some reason. I’m flitting.” (G, 01:16)
• They riff on stress, workplace tech updates, and recent birthdays, always with offbeat humor.
• Running jokes about “flitting,” “choking your chicken,” and office dynamics set the irreverent tone.

Memorable Quote:
“I lost about a half an eight ball last night.” – (E, 01:42)

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2. CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS & POP CULTURE

Timestamps: 07:10–08:26

• Riffing through a long list of celebrity birthdays, from Terry Bradshaw to Raquel Welch, Roger Waters, and The Bee Gees.
• Light jokes about age, pop-culture status, and “who’s still alive.”

Quote:
“Roger Waters… turns 76 years old this week. That’ll floor you.” – (E, 08:07)

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3. LIVE CAR DEALS: THE SHOW'S SIGNATURE

Timestamps: 09:29–15:18; 120:44; 173:41 (throughout)

• A real call-in from a Corvette owner, with John negotiating a deal in real time.
• “I’ll write a check for 38,000 and I’ll come pick it up. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?” – (B, 12:28)
• John plugs Givemethevin.com, recruiting haulers in various regions, including Maryland, PA, DC, and Denver.
• Later, John closes on Camaros, work trucks, Porsches, and junk Cadillacs.

Notable Exchanges:

• “Is it gas or diesel?” – (B, 71:00, to Oklahoma caller)
• “I’ll give 13,000 for perfect. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up.” – (B, 112:03)

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4. SPORTS TALK: NFL, LABOR DAY & CFB START

Timestamps: 39:18–45:18, 66:08–69:51, 97:46–101:27

• Lively sports banter about NFL preseason, college football kickoffs, and the endless Alabama/Clemson playoff cycle.
• Spirited debates on running backs holding out, specifically Ezekiel Elliott:
  “I’d love nothing more than to see Jerry Jones put his ass on the bench…” – (B, 98:18)
• John and crew roast the predictability of college football championships:
  “The SEC needs to get in and break it up. Clemson, Alabama, Georgia, Oklahoma, Ohio State, LSU—it’s all the same!” – (B, 66:47)

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5. STAFF ANTICS & WORKPLACE STORIES

Timestamps: 30:02–38:25, 55:00–59:28, 127:09–132:05

• Recap of staffers borrowing money, letting people go, and internal office politics.
• The saga of "Big Ken’s Big Gay Dog" becomes a hilarious centerpiece—with the crew (and Bobbo) inventing a drag queen French bulldog character for radio.
  “You can go to the John Clay Wolfe Show Facebook page and vote if the dog is gay or straight.” – (B, 31:11)

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6. MUSIC TALK: VAN HALEN, SMASHING PUMPKINS, OASIS

Timestamps: 19:18–23:47, 104:00–108:56

• Riffs on David Lee Roth’s current YouTube show, the implosion of Van Halen, and what happened to Sammy Hagar.
• John shares a “concert haiku” from a recent Smashing Pumpkins show:
  “In spite on my maze / I am still just a hick in a daze.” – (B, 105:15)
• Live discussion of Oasis/Noel Gallagher and the woes of reuniting famous feuding bands.

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7. "HOT BABIES IN CARS" & VIRAL DUMBNESS

Timestamps: 25:01–27:41

• An Arizona mother leaves her baby in a hot car; the team plays the 911 call and skewers the story.
• Jokes about modern car reminders and PSA culture: “Back in the day, that really screwed up the Goodfellas guys!” – (B, 26:30)

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8. HURRICANE DORIAN & POLITICAL RIFFS

Timestamps: 36:37–47:01, 113:32–118:23

• Real-time hurricane updates; banter about hoping it hits “Mar-a-Lago,” spirals into a Trump impression.
• Rush Limbaugh call-in bit:
  “How do you judge an employee? You say you have a problem... you talk to them. You look them right in the eye, don’t you? Well, Sarah Huckabee Sanders—she literally can’t look anyone straight in the eye.” – (E as Rush, 116:19)

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9. DJ PRE-K’s BROSETTA STONE: "FIZZ"

Timestamps: 89:26–91:12

• Pre-K’s “Bros Rosetta Stone” segment explains current hip-hop slang.
  “Fizz… synonyms: beans, skittles, disco biscuits, or just an X-O.”
  “It’s ecstasy… or disco biscuits.”
  Offers playful, cross-generational language lessons.

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10. OFFICE DRAMA & CULTURE

Timestamps: 127:09–132:05

• John compares his staff dynamics to TV’s Billions:
  “We don’t need a staff psychologist. We have an on-staff AA guy.”
  In-team support, celebrations of sobriety—“I stopped. I had my last drink. If it’s the last drink I ever have in my life, I’m cool with that.” (DJ Pre-K, 130:50)

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11. CAR BUSINESS INSIDER: AUCTION STORIES

Timestamps: 152:17–162:31

• John shares wild car auction stories:
  • Dealers faking air conditioning with 9-volt switches.
  • “Back then, men were men and had to stick with their decisions!” (B, 153:25)
  • The ups and downs of arbitration and unwinding deals.
• Take on CarMax: “I’ve bought maybe 10,000 cars from CarMax Wholesale... you call about a bad transmission... Screw you! Go to hell!” (B, 162:13)
• The secret to outbidding CarMax: “My cars bring a little more than everybody else because of what I’m talking about and the quality of them.” (B, 161:50)

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12. CHARACTER PARADE: COMEDY IMPRESSIONS

Timestamps: Throughout, especially 177:38–184:16

• Bobbo as Ken’s Big Gay Dog “Carolina”:
  “Honey, I’ve been living with my daddy for a long time.” (H, 186:31)
• The chipmunk “Randy” riffing about pot, rolling cigarettes, and dogs:
  “You got a friend for life. That dog will eat your ass, not in the eyes.” (H, 181:00)
• Ozzy impression: “Between you and me, all right...Me wife Sharon thinks I’m clean. Between you and me, I’m high right now. But I don’t do anything hard—just a little marijuana and heroin.” (E as Ozzy, 165:13)
• Rush Limbaugh, Matthew McConaughey, and Tony Romo’s (fictional) Mexican dad all make appearances for comic effect.

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13. LISTENER CALL-INS & AMERICANA

Timestamps: Throughout

• Listeners call in to negotiate car prices, weigh in on sports picks, explain why the show should talk more and play less music, and share odd-life stories.
• “Budweiser and Cheerios—breakfast of champions.” (J, 122:55)

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14. END NOTES: PODCAST PROMOS, GROWTH, AND SIGN-OFF

Timestamps: 132:47–133:52, 145:03–147:05

• The show is expanding—new affiliates in Nashville, Memphis, Tupelo, Birmingham, and more.
• More stories, more chaos, more fun promised next week.
• “It’s Labor Day, and yes, we are live. And we’ll be back in just a minute. I do.” –(B, 101:27)

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NOTABLE QUOTES & MOMENTS

• “Comedy is not pretty.” – (E, 28:08)
• “If you’d like to get stoned and stay up late on Saturday nights, you can get into that California football.” – (B, 69:51)
• “DJ Pre-K, you really had a malt liquor addiction? …Man, if it’s the last drink I ever have, I’m cool with that.” – (130:46)
• “She’s a drag queen dog.” – (B, 186:54)
• “Have you ever burned yourself on a stovetop? That’s uplifting.” – (B, 28:09)
• “Here’s what I’m going to do…DJ Pre-K is going to grab your information and…load it in. My name is John Clay Wolfe and I buy cars on the radio.” – (B, 13:54)
• “I was thinking my wife was going to get me this $1200 espresso machine I wanted for my birthday and she got me a shirt. But you know what? I’m still happy. I’m still happy.” – (B, 144:16)

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KEY TIMESTAMPS OVERVIEW

• 00:48–09:01: Banter, Labor Day, birthdays, staff shenanigans
• 09:29–15:18: Live car negotiation (Corvette)
• 19:18–23:47: Music talk (Van Halen, Roth, Hagar)
• 39:18–45:18: NFL/College football preview
• 66:06–71:15: More sports, college football hot takes
• 97:46–101:27: Zeke holdout, NFL labor, Dallas drama
• 89:26–91:12: Brosetta Stone/Slang segment
• 127:09–132:05: Billions, office psychology, staff AA support
• 152:17–162:31: Auction/CarMax stories, the underbelly of the car biz
• 177:22–184:16: Character parade—drag queen dog, chipmunk, impressions
• Ending: Affiliate expansion, John’s closing remarks

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GENERAL TONALITY

• Unfiltered, salt-of-the-earth, and gleefully irreverent.
• Mix of real car-business expertise and sarcastic, self-aware humor.
• Staff acts as a cast of recurring oddball characters as much as co-hosts.

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BOTTOM LINE

This Labor Day episode is a five-hour celebration of not taking yourself seriously on the radio—part car hustle, part wild weekend radio, with everything from high-dollar car buys and staff soap operas to stoner chipmunks and drag queen bulldogs. If you love cars, classic rock, sports talk, and the kind of conversation you’d have in the garage or at a bar, it delivers.
Recommended for: Car nerds, sports fans, music heads, lovers of offbeat comedy, and anyone who wants to sell their ride in their underwear.

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Today, broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

Hey, I'm down for it, baby. I'm just a squirrel in your world.

[B]

Like any pimpy's leg.

[D]

Hit him up now. 800-800-radio1 800800 radio.

[C]

That's not exactly what I mean now, John Clay.

[E]

Well, occasionally we're up later than we want to be. Happy to be up early this morning to see you. It's your Uncle Bob on the big chair. Time for this morning's edition of the John Clay Wolf Show. Nice to see it. J.D. ryan is wandering about the studio trying to what he's got going on over there.

[F]

Good morning. Good morning.

[G]

Good morning.

[E]

You're busy already. You're busier than I am.

[H]

Good morning.

[I]

Good morning.

[G]

Yes, I am. I'm flitting is what I'm doing.

[B]

Flitting about.

[E]

Flitting?

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

I don't know.

[G]

I feel British this morning for some reason. I'm flitting.

[E]

There you are. I was flitting about the studio.

[G]

Richards is in the studio this early and of course I see you flitting about. Yeah, I've been flitting about, man.

[E]

Are you hunting for a bit of chocolate?

[G]

No, I'm not looking for chocolate.

[E]

Are you hungry?

[G]

No, I'm not, but no, thank you.

[E]

Starving.

[G]

Now, Keith, you look good. Have you lost weight?

[E]

Thanks very much. You look good. I lost about a half an eight ball last night.

[B]

Did you?

[G]

Damn. Well, that's. That would be weight.

[E]

I don't know if I call it.

[G]

Lots of that would be way. Oh, you know. Okay. You actually know where it went.

[C]

What are you doing here so early in the morning anyway?

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Really? Oh, no. Is. I don't know where it's gone.

[G]

It's. I think he's jet lagged.

[E]

He doesn't know what time it is. It's gonna be one of those days. And it's. And it's Labor Day weekend.

[G]

It is Labor Day weekend, which is exciting.

[E]

Yeah. So these, these, these holiday weekend shows.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

We tend to have a lot of fun.

[G]

Yes, yes.

[E]

None of the regular guys you listen to are online.

[C]

No.

[E]

And local these days. Big 100.

[G]

Nah.

[E]

WBG.

[G]

Right.

[E]

Nice to have you along. With us, too. There's Michael Turley on the soundboard. What's going on? What's, what are you, what are you trying to do?

[C]

I'm trying to hit our recording for the podcast. By the way, you can check that out atjohn claywolf show.com and what is it? Itunes also, and everywhere else that you can download podcast.

[E]

Minus these first five minutes.

[C]

Well, so far, no, we have a backup. We do have a backup.

[G]

We do indeed have a backup. And that's why I was flitting, floating, was flipping about.

[C]

Somebody keeps updating these damn computers, and it changes all the settings.

[B]

Oh, who the hell does this?

[C]

I don't, I'm not up here for all week, and it just changes.

[G]

Things happen. We have a little gnome that runs around the studio. He fits as well.

[E]

I'm, I'll tell you, I've seen more Microsoft updates this year.

[B]

Yeah?

[C]

What's going on? I, I, I mean, like, I don't need an update all the time. Well, like, phones, Same thing. Don't do that to your iPhone.

[F]

Stop it.

[E]

It's been damn near constant. I mean, every other week, there's a new, there's a new Microsoft security update. I mean, I get them all the time on my laptop, and I'm running, like, Windows 7, you know, so, like some old, some old version of xp. So they, they update security stuff for that. But you shouldn't get that on Windows.

[B]

Did you just notice What? I noticed Turley's tone?

[G]

Yes, I did.

[B]

He's caught a new level of bitchiness since he's had a different level of stress, I think.

[E]

So he's angry.

[B]

Well, that's not angry.

[G]

He's trying to get stuff done.

[B]

No, I understand why, but it, it just sounded more like me. So it's not just that I have a personality flaw. It's that life turns that into you.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Turns you into that.

[G]

I think so. I think the level of stress.

[B]

I thought all along it was just a interpersonality flaw. Just me.

[E]

I still kind of do. I mean, you have to deal with, you have to roll with the punches, but maybe I'm an imbecile, you know?

[B]

You still kind of do what? Think I have a personality for?

[E]

Maybe. You know, there's such a thing as stress management. Unless somebody uses that terminology with you and you've never thought about it. You just, you just don't think about it. But there is such a thing as stress management.

[B]

What's called choking your chicken.

[E]

No, sir. Sir. No, sir.

[C]

You don't have any Chickens around here.

[B]

That we started off last week.

[E]

I'm talking about there, there's. There are a number of steps you can. You can use. I used to be a safety guy at one of my manufacturing jobs and I had a video that we watched every year that were like 10 steps to managing stress for the employee. And some of them were seriously, you can always start earlier. You know, be on time, be more organized. Let others do their own thing.

[B]

Hey, this isn't a replay, by the way. It's the Labor Day weekend.

[E]

Don't wear tight clothing.

[C]

Don't wear tight clothing.

[G]

What?

[E]

What? And leave your chicken alone.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Come on. These are the only guidelines that I have this time. 800.

[B]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. Who set this out? Do you know?

[G]

No clue. We don't know who did that and we don't know who updated Michael's computers.

[C]

There's been people in here, John.

[B]

And I want to get that new. That thing that y' all got me for my birthday. I want to put it on. Mike, I was thinking that light box, put it maybe on the side of.

[C]

The up front here.

[B]

Hook it up to the on air light.

[C]

Oh, okay. That would cause an engineer to do that.

[B]

No? Yeah. It's just electrician.

[E]

Really.

[B]

Cuz that on air lights already has that hot wire run into it.

[C]

And so when it's on, the sign's on too?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

You can put it right to the side.

[B]

Put on the inside or the outside?

[C]

Outside.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

So you see it from the outside when you.

[B]

When you take the on air light and put it in here. We just flip them.

[C]

No, you want that out there too. Okay, just have them both on the same time.

[B]

I got no problem with it.

[E]

So let's. Let's explain what you got for your birthday because I think it's the best thing. And I've seen quite a few birthday presents bought for you in this place. Connie, our. Our office manager found this. It's like a. Not neon, but it's a.

[B]

It's a.

[E]

A light box sign with the John Clay Wolf show logo on the front wings and all.

[G]

So cool.

[E]

And you turn it on and it's not just like, you know, street sign bride. Very, very subtle.

[C]

But it's a bar sign.

[E]

Really.

[G]

It is a great John's pool neon moon. Yeah. In your house.

[E]

But I'm surprised you don't want to go put that over your pool table at home or something.

[B]

Well, it's just. No, I just think it goes better in here.

[C]

It's his present. Babo, he can do what he wants, Baba.

[E]

Right, right, right.

[B]

Why do you have to be so.

[E]

Pushy, trying to interfere?

[B]

Why don't you go choke your chicken and leave me alone?

[E]

Hey, a lot of our favorite people are having birthdays this week. You want to hear about birthdays? Top on my list, TB. Terry Bradshaw, hall of Fame NFL quarterback.

[B]

Right.

[E]

71 this week. Jimmy Connors, the tennis great. Gonna be 67. Lennox Lewis.

[B]

What's that quarterback for the Patriots name?

[E]

Tom Brady. Sorry, I don't think he's that old. And Lennox Lewis, who was a great heavyweight boxer from England, turns 54 this week. Charlie Sheen's 54 as well. Keanu Reeves. I can't remember if he was Bill or Ted, but he's done a lot of great stuff. We love him. 55. And the great Michael Keaton turns 68 this week. It's hard to believe. There's the beauty. Raquel welch will be 79. Roger Waters, the brains behind Pink Floyd up to 1987 or so, turns. And this will floor you. He's 76 years old this week. Roger Waters.

[C]

Wow.

[E]

The great Ben Morrison is 74. Our last remaining live BG. Very good. Turn 73. And the great Al Jardine of the beach boys will be 77 years old this week. And your celebrity birthdays for a. For an August 31st memorial.

[B]

Labor. Labor. Labor Day.

[H]

Labor Day.

[E]

Labor Day weekend. Right?

[B]

Are you laking? Are you going back to Bowie? Do you have any. Being away by the pool?

[E]

Annie's coming to town.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Annie's coming in. We're gonna grill burgers and.

[B]

When's the time you saw her, man?

[E]

She was here a few weeks ago.

[B]

I don't.

[E]

It's very sporadic. And he lives so far away. And I'm crazy about Annie. I mean, she's my girl, right? But God almighty, damn. What.

[B]

I mean, Dallas would be. I mean, you know. Yeah. It's just too far.

[E]

And we're talking about. We're talking about her coming out here because the company she works for is kind of in transition, and they're laying off. I mean, they laid off like 4:40 temps, and then they started laying off managers and people without degrees and stuff. So she's thinking, well, it's going to happen, you know, and she'll work out here. And they just. She just took over logistics and scheduling, including customs for the entire company. She got a raise and a big promotion, so. So we don't know when that's happening.

[B]

Hagerstown, MARYLAND Good morning. You're on the.

[J]

How Are you today?

[B]

Good. Good.

[J]

Trying to get a quote on a. Get a quote on the car.

[B]

All right. I can buy a car. I don't quote him. I just want to buy them. How much is the. What is it?

[J]

Depends. It's. It's a 2014 Corvette. 19,000 miles coupe.

[E]

Yeah.

[J]

So excellent condition.

[B]

Questions, questions? 2014, first year of the new body style. What about the 1 lt, 2 lt, 3 lt? Or is it the 1 lz, 2 lz? Which one is it?

[J]

You know, 2 l 2 lt, 2 lt.

[B]

It's a 14 with nine. What color is it?

[J]

The dark gray with just red leather bucket seats.

[B]

Automatic or stick?

[J]

Automatic.

[B]

And trying to think. Anything else I need to know? 2. So it's got power driver seat, it's got factory navigation. Does it have a bad carfax or clean carfax? Clean.

[E]

Clean.

[B]

Any damages through 14. Is it 30? 30. 30. 30, 30. 37.

[G]

5.

[B]

38 grand.

[J]

I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna dealer offer me 38. Yeah, and I was hoping for 40. I don't think. Am I there?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you want to trade it in or sell it? What's more convenient for you?

[J]

I got a order in it. I ordered a seller because I got. I ordered.

[B]

I ordered five.

[J]

I ordered a C8.

[B]

Yep. I went to five dealerships and ordered five of them things, too. When's yours coming in? Do you know?

[J]

No, but they told me probably be July or September.

[B]

Okay. The market on Corvettes?

[J]

I don't know.

[B]

Oh, July or September next year.

[E]

That's long. Sweet.

[J]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[J]

Yeah, that's subject to change, but he says I can't even. They won't have a build date until probably February.

[B]

Yep. I'll write a check today. Now I'm looking at MMR. So adjusted MMR is 38,600. The market's slipping on these things a little bit. I'll tell you what I'll do. No trade.

[C]

I'll.

[B]

I'll write a check for 38,000 and I'll come pick it up. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[J]

I'm sorry. You broke up.

[B]

Yeah, I have a title.

[J]

Is it paid for? Is that what you asked?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes, sir. Is it?

[J]

I don't. No.

[B]

Okay.

[J]

I could pay that about 20 on it.

[B]

So I'll pay the loan off, and I'll write you the difference in equity between 38 and A. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give 38. 5, and you bring it to my office in Lancaster. Pennsylvania or I'll give 38 grand and I'll come pick it up.

[J]

In Lancaster.

[B]

Yeah. Was it two hours up the street?

[J]

That's what you said?

[B]

Yeah.

[J]

Yeah.

[B]

It's actually Mannheim, pa. Manheim PA Is where our office is up there. How far is that from you?

[J]

Okay.

[B]

That'S.

[E]

Punch it in.

[J]

But I think it's hour and a half, maybe hour 45.

[B]

And you have to get a ride up there.

[J]

If I brought it up there, I trailer it. I got a couple car trailers.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

If you want to bring it up, let's start like this. Go to. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give in dot com. Load it up. Say John said 38 five delivered or 38 grand he picks it up. And my guys will get get to processing it.

[J]

You know, sir, I tried to do that the other day to get a quote on it. And after I put the VIN number it wouldn't go any further. Was I doing something wrong?

[G]

No.

[B]

Maybe it just got buggy for a second. We have so much flow on that thing. Maybe just, just. We bid about 500 cars a day on there. And maybe it just got jammed for some reason. But you don't have to have your VIN number. If you know your license plate off the top of your head, it'll decode out of that too. You just put your license plate. It'll yank the VIN number backwards off.

[J]

I got nine cars.

[B]

Okay, well, hell, put a couple more cars. If you've got a two car trailer, then just put another one in there. Then you can haul them both up. I'm going to put you on hold and let Prek get your information. Hang on. Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to put you on hold. DJ Pre K is going to grab your information and he'll. They'll call you and load it in. They'll hand load it into the system for you so you don't have to jack with it. So hang on just a second. Hey, Pre K. Grab this fella and load him up. And my name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Forgivemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer. We'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. Happy Lab.

[D]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolfe show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[A]

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Sell us your car.

[D]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Bobbo, I just got an email from a listener named Billy Skip Noodle. His email address is skip noodlecat.com I don't know but it says you're off the air in Tallahassee, Florida.

[E]

Oh, Lord.

[B]

Yeah, buddy.

[E]

Hey John, I got a hot news flash for you. They've kicked you off there in Tallahassee.

[B]

We weren't on the air in Tallahassee. Oh, maybe we were. Speaking of, we're going to announce some new affiliates coming up soon. But real quick, I announcements. Talking to that Corvette guy a minute ago from, from Maryland.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And I said I'll give you, you know, 500 delivered or 38,000. We pick it up. Or 35 delivered. The reason I'm doing that is I need some transport drivers. I'm short. We're buying more cars up there than we can get picked up. So if you have a. And I don't want drivers, I want a three car trailer, two minimum, three to four car trailer. Because those three to four car trailers, two, three, four car trailers can get in and out of neighborhoods and they don't break down. I'd rather haul the cars than drive them because they don't break down. So if you have a two, three or four car trailer in a rig in insurance and want to be, want to stay very busy pulling cars for givemethevin.com you know, all around Maryland, D.C. we could probably, we'd probably send you to Newark a little bit maybe every once in a while. But Virginia. Virginia, yeah. Go to [e-mail] jobs. J O B s brother wants a job jobs. It should be careers [e-mail] I need transportation people. No, I don't have my own truck. No, I'm not gonna buy you a truck if you have a friend that hauls cars. I'm looking for a transport hauler [e-mail] My name is John Claywolf. I buy cars on the radio. Happy Labor Day. I'll be right back.

[D]

With more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. Presented by givemethevin.com John Clay Wolfe has.

[I]

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[B]

Facebook just announced a security issue has allowed hackers to access the information of over 50 million accounts.

[D]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show.

[B]

Over 50 million people's banana bread recipes have been compromised.

[D]

Now John Clay Wolf.

[B]

What's this goofy bastard doing these days? I miss him. Which one?

[E]

David Leroth.

[B]

Just goofier in a run over dog.

[H]

So true.

[E]

I don't know, I haven't seen it. Yeah, Wasn't he doing shows last year?

[B]

I saw him five years ago with. With Eddie and the boys on that last tour. Was that five years ago?

[C]

Maybe more.

[E]

Something like it.

[G]

He almost has that goofy smile. I mean that, that I'm just about to kill you smile.

[B]

Just goofy.

[G]

Just goofy.

[B]

But this is such a great song. Listen. I mean, listen to that. Michael Anthony's harmony. It's good. About as good as it gets. Oh yeah.

[G]

Je's radio, when he did the morning show. You remember the promos before they ran, before he started.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

You knew it was going to be David Le Roth.

[B]

This could be cool.

[G]

He's smart guy.

[B]

I mean, when he. When David Lee Roth did his radio show, right?

[G]

He had a morning show on CBS Radio. After Stern left, they brought in David Lee Roth. Hey, a guy everybody knows, kind of well read.

[B]

Kind of.

[G]

This could be interesting. The promos that they ran on the radio station where I worked were just David Leroth. This is him. David Lee Roth. So he's saying his own name, right? Pause. Nothing but wow. That was it. And everybody thought. Nothing but suck.

[H]

Yeah.

[G]

I think you lasted four months.

[C]

Five.

[B]

What? Are they gonna do any touring? Are they gonna do any. Are they done? Bomb. Is Sammy gonna get back with the band?

[E]

I don't know. Sammy is so happy, you know, Michael Anthony is Sammy so rich. Michael Anthony's now in Sammy's band, right? Chicken.

[B]

Chicken choker.

[E]

Having fun. And I think it's called the Circle.

[B]

I thought it was called Chicken Foot.

[E]

Well, you may be right.

[B]

Sammy sold out his tequila company for $70 million. Yeah, and he's rich.

[E]

Sammy's happy. Why would you ever go back into that lion's den of dealing with Eddie? You know, Eddie fires Michael Anthony so that his son can play bass in the band.

[C]

Right.

[E]

Now you still have Alex. And you know, I mean, why would you? You just got 70 million off your own tequila company. So you obviously have plenty of tequila and plenty of money.

[B]

F you, Eddie.

[C]

So you're asking about David Lee?

[B]

I want half.

[C]

He has a show, or a YouTube show, it looks like online he's resorted to that. Yeah.

[B]

Good.

[C]

And this latest episode, he's talking about guns and how to handle a gun.

[B]

David.

[C]

That's what he's up to. It's called the Roth show.

[B]

How many YouTube view counts? You'd have to get into it.

[C]

You have to dig in here and see.

[B]

But huh. He just can't help it. He's just an entertainer he loves.

[C]

So he had 3, 000 on his.

[B]

Latest episode and how. 3,000, when was that posted? On the 29th of August.

[C]

Y.

[B]

So yesterday.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

3,000 views in two days.

[B]

Good for him.

[C]

He's got 30,000 subscribers.

[H]

Okay.

[C]

And he's. The video shows him with some weird glasses. I mean, he just doesn't look very well.

[B]

Well, you know, he went to a party at a hotel about three months ago and he heard Van Halen playing in a late night hotel room.

[E]

That was the deal. Yeah.

[B]

Party atmosphere.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

So he knock, knocks on the door or maybe just walks in. There's a party going on, big party in a hotel, jamming vh. And he walks in there to party with these guys and they didn't recognize.

[E]

Yeah, we played audio on the show. Hey guys, it's me. David Lee Rally.

[C]

No, it's not dangerous.

[B]

Where's Sammy?

[C]

Yeah, you're not David. No.

[B]

Prove it, man. Prove it.

[G]

Oh my God.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800800 radio.

[C]

How would David prove it if you were in there? Because he does not look like himself at all.

[G]

That smile had to just go, oh.

[B]

Man, they don't know me, man.

[C]

How would you make improve it? Like do some type of dude that.

[G]

Do that. Yeah, do that high kick thing.

[B]

What's this deal in the news it says did Richard Pryor have a hit out on Paul Mooney?

[E]

That's A crazy deal. Richard Pryor, apparently. And they say. And of course Richard Pryor is gone. They say that he, he had a hit out on Paul Mooney.

[B]

Okay, but I mean, what's the. What I mean, why is that now? Coming up, let's talk.

[E]

Here's one of those deals. Talk about it during the break.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

See if you want to get into it. Okay. Because it's a touchy story.

[B]

Well, if it deals with pedophilia, I can tell you. No.

[E]

There you go.

[B]

Does it really?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Stop it.

[C]

All right, let's move on.

[B]

So you got one, Baba. Everything you suggest?

[E]

No, no, it's not everything I suggest. I forgot about that because of the other one.

[G]

But out of seven stories here.

[H]

There.

[G]

Should be a total of.

[F]

There's.

[E]

There's not seven. There's not seven stories here. There's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 sound bite bits you can choose from.

[B]

This was just JD News, Richard Pryor, Paul Mooney. I just don't see.

[C]

Yeah, I mean that's. That's on there. It's got three stars by it too.

[B]

So it's. Let's go to something else.

[C]

Yeah, let's.

[B]

Arizona mom left her hot baby in a car while she went to lunch. God, that's uplifting.

[E]

Well, you haven't heard the audio.

[B]

Let's play the audio. Does it sound like a burger on a grill?

[C]

Which is that?

[G]

37 year old mom in Arizona recently. She called 911 after she left her 5 month old baby in a hot car for 30 minutes. It was 100 degrees outside. Thankfully, the baby is fine. There's the good news. When police got there, the mom claimed it was an accident. She and her sister were talking about what to have for lunch and just forgot there. The baby. We have audio here.

[C]

What is it labeled?

[G]

She's dangerous, Dangerously dumb.

[B]

What does a hot baby in a car sound like? Play the tape, Turley.

[F]

I don't know. I honestly don't know how it happened.

[B]

I'm freaking out.

[F]

I'm sorry.

[E]

I just.

[B]

I don't know how it happened. Like, how do you forget your baby?

[J]

I. I can't believe.

[B]

You smoke too much pot, you dumb. It's all.

[J]

I can probably save the kid, honestly.

[B]

We were talking about ordering lunch.

[H]

We got out of car and we were talking about ordering sushi and we just walked in like it was just.

[B]

Not even a thought. We didn't do it on purpose, obviously. We just are stupid and forgot that we had a baby with us. Maybe they were stone. I Was just kidding. They're starting to sound like she was stone.

[C]

Did you notice the newer cars out there? They have a warning on your dash if there's somebody in your back seat. Do not forget somebody's in your backseat. Literally, it beeps.

[B]

Back in the days that really screwed up the Goodfellas guys.

[E]

That's that thing, though, that we all.

[B]

Know that there's piano wire and a man in your backseat.

[E]

It still happens sometimes, and I've never understood why. I mean, you know, when I raised mine, we were. We were just shy, dirt poor starting off right. And we never had missteps like that. And I know, I know Joe Biden. Poor people are as smart as white people, but you know what I mean? That's why I grabbed that story.

[G]

They have a sign at the front of Walmart as you walk in the door that says, have you forgotten anything in your car? And it has a picture of a child like, you're going into Walmart.

[B]

What have I forgot?

[G]

Oh, that's Ron.

[B]

Billy's with us. It's Labor Day weekend. It sounds great. Like a great time to cook the dog.

[E]

My baby. My baby. Oh, my God. And for those of you who will never. Who will never hear it here on the John Clay Wolfe show, the Richard Pryor Paul Mooney story is really, well, weird because they were really good friends for a long, long time. And the audio doesn't reflect anything about the other part of the story. It's just the thought that Richard Pryor had a hit out on Paul Mooney while he was alive. It's crazy.

[B]

We'll talk about it during the break and come back and see if it's ready for her because it's got me in. Inquiring minds want to know. We just had to trim back. Some of Bobbo's ideas are funny because it's gotten us in trouble in the past.

[E]

Well, everything's not just drop dead funny. I mean, you know, we.

[B]

It's not easy being funny, baba.

[E]

We say we're authentic.

[B]

You know, it's not easy being funny. 800, 800 radio.

[E]

Comedy is not pretty.

[B]

800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. Have you ever burned yourself on a stovetop?

[E]

That's uplifting.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, of course I have. Okay.

[E]

I'm a fat bastard. I'm hanging out all over the place.

[B]

My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio, on the stereo, on the FM stereo, in Dolby. Forgivemetheven.com it is Labor Day. We are live, live on Westwood One. We're kind of half ass out of it because we really don't want to. We want to be here. But we're also thinking how nice it'd be to have a holiday. But we're gonna have our holiday with you. So buckle up, buttercup. I promise it'll be funny in a minute.

[D]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[A]

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[E]

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[B]

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[J]

First ever case of a human contracting rat hepatitis.

[D]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J]

Now that guy has to call and.

[B]

Inform every rat he's ever slept with.

[D]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Speaking of little rats, where's big gay Ken and his big gay dog?

[C]

No, it's. It's not. No, it's what, being big kid.

[B]

Big gay kid and his big gay dog.

[C]

What? We don't know if he's gay. The dog is gay.

[B]

Oh. Oh, yeah. Big Ken's gay dog.

[E]

Yeah, big Ken's gay dog.

[C]

It's just canon. Is big gay dog.

[G]

Why do we think the dog is gay?

[C]

The dog is gay.

[G]

What do you mean the dog is gay?

[C]

Come on, James.

[G]

Dog's a dog's not gay.

[B]

He dresses it like a Liberace dog.

[G]

He does.

[B]

You know, I don't know if Ken's gay or straight, but anyone who has a dog like that and dresses it like that definitely has a sense of humor and cannot be offended if we bring up the question, who's not? Who's straight and who's not?

[G]

Yeah. The pictures he took of the dog has a gold, like, Liberace necklace on and he's sitting in a tub full of bubbles.

[E]

Yeah, that's a choice.

[B]

In a white leather doggy bed with black buttons.

[G]

Right?

[B]

You can go to the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

Ken's one of our assistant managers with giving events.

[B]

You can go to the Great. Jog, clay wolf show, Facebook page and vote if the dog is gay or straight.

[E]

And the dog poses.

[C]

Oh, yes, very much.

[E]

That is a learned behavior. And it poses well. It does. I mean, he's. He's laying down, looking back at you over his shoulder.

[B]

But he. But he wants to bring the dog to work. Is that what brought this up?

[C]

Yes.

[F]

Yes.

[G]

And the dog's not exactly friendly.

[B]

No, he's a.

[G]

Anytime you go to.

[B]

What kind of dog is it?

[C]

French bulldog.

[G]

Yeah, you go to. Go to pet someone's dog, you always.

[B]

Say, is he obviously gay duo?

[E]

You always ask.

[G]

And again, he said, oh, yes, you're very friendly. So I reached out.

[B]

Hello, baby.

[C]

Yes. You walk by the desk because this dog literally just lays in his lap, right? He's walking by his desk, and the dog.

[B]

You're like, what the hell did I.

[C]

Do to this dog, Ken?

[G]

That's not friendly. It's not.

[B]

So is he bringing the dog up today?

[C]

Yeah, brought that up because he was whining because somebody.

[B]

The dog or Ken. Ken.

[C]

Somebody else had their dog. Laura, Whose dogs are great.

[G]

His dogs are great.

[C]

Wonderfully behaved dog. He said, when can I bring my dog? I'm like, Saturday's fine. Just bring your dog Saturday. No one's here that's gonna get hurt by your dog.

[B]

So he wants the dog to be around.

[H]

Yes.

[C]

But we can't. John, one day is. I can. All I can tolerate.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

So, Baba, what were you saying about the speed of the. Give me the VIN operating system?

[E]

Oh, yeah. Rob, our IT guy. I was. We switched. Okay. I'm not gonna make a long story. We switched mixers in my office this week, and I had a lot of technical trouble. Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. No lie. So I'm looking for Robin all day. He's downstairs watching the Buyer system run. You know, your. Your. Whatever it's called, your power buyer platform. Power buyer. I said, rob, they really got you doing.

[B]

So.

[E]

They're like, what are you doing down here? You've been here all day. He said, well, somebody. You know how Rob talks. Well, somebody thinks the system's running slow and I need to be watching it. I said, oh. And he's looking around, you know, like he's saying it really quietly.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Because he doesn't want to say, who is it? He said, ken. Ken thinks the system's running really slowly.

[B]

Right.

[E]

Well, I mean, that makes sense because, like, Ken's used to really fast, you know, so let's get.

[B]

Was the system running slow? You know, because Kyle was saying the system running slow too? Is it running slow?

[E]

Was it?

[B]

No.

[E]

Kyle said so as well.

[B]

The two bitchiest guys we've got are saying the system's running slow.

[E]

I don't know. I mean, how fast do you want it?

[B]

Fast and hard like jackhammer style.

[E]

That's what Ken said.

[B]

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[G]

You gonna buy me a truck?

[B]

Jobs? No jobs that give me the vin.com. no, I'm not gonna buy your truck, I'm not gonna buy your trailer, but I will pay you fast and on time. You just got to treat my customers well. [e-mail] and that is for the Washington marketplace. Also, if there's any podcast listeners, we haven't started in Denver yet. We need the same thing for Denver, Denver Springs, Collins, Cheyenne and all that Boulder area. Boulder Rolling Stones honored by NASA. Brian Johnson talks about riding Hell's Bells. Have you seen that documentary on Netflix about ACDC Back in Black album where they break down each song? Yeah, I like that.

[E]

Yeah. Brian Jones is on Dan Rather's program and they they played a preview this week where he talked about where he got the idea for Hell's Bells. And it's, you know, essentially interesting. Cut audio. I remember about five songs in and I was going, gosh darling, I think I've just run out of lyrics. And Mutt Lang, the producer came down and he said, everything all right, Brian? And I said, yeah, I'm just struggling a little bit here. And it was a real bad day of the lakes, which I had never seen before. It was called a tropical storm. And the sky went black. And he went, who's a rolling thunder? And I went run thunder, pouring rain coming on like a hurricane. There's white lightning flashing. I mean, I literally was given a weather report. Yeah, that's, that's where, you know, the gist of Hell's Bells came from.

[C]

Said nothing to do with Satan.

[E]

And he's a lot more well spoken guy than I expected. Brian Jones, you know, Brian Johnson. Excuse me, J.D.

[B]

Do you have any hurricane updates, Dorian updates currently?

[G]

Well, actually it's 140 mile an hour winds. So it's a category, it's a very strong category four. They still say it's gonna hit the coast and then go north toward the Carolinas and Georgia.

[B]

When?

[G]

Well, obviously in the next 48 hours. Probably Sunday into Monday.

[B]

Okay, yeah.

[G]

Whether there actually is a little bit of traffic if you have time. Yeah, we do Labor Day weekend music festivals going on in Washington dc.

[B]

Who's playing actually?

[G]

You don't want to know.

[B]

I do.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You don't know is the truth.

[G]

I do know the truth. Today it's the Go Go Symphony. Also Zen warship and cocaine. So now are you glad you asked?

[B]

It's called A Bag Full of Suck. Get your. Get your WristBand for all three days.

[G]

But it's gonna cost. A pretty problem in the traffic wise. Pennsylvania Avenue Northwest, both ways between first and third street, all lanes are blocked due to this. First Street Northwest, both ways between Constitution and Independence Avenue, all lanes are blocked pretty much. If you get anywhere near that area, it's. It's just going to be blocked all day long, all weekend long. I'm sorry. It goes through Sunday.

[C]

No one that's going to that show is listening to the show right now. Guarantee you that.

[B]

What kind of music do these folks.

[G]

Play that I don't know, I just.

[B]

Can we get somebody on the phone.

[G]

That does the Go Go Symphony?

[B]

When I heard Go, I was thinking of Belinda Carlile on the. On the skis with the other gals. Gina Shock next to her in Vacation. Remember the Vacation album with all four of them behind the ski boat?

[E]

You bet.

[B]

You know, well, it's the. My brother told me that that blend. I remember I was probably in third grade when that We Got the Beat came out. Beauty and the Beat. And my brother was seven years older, so he was explaining to me what a slut they were and how easy they were and how I really had a chance with them.

[E]

The Go Go's.

[B]

Yeah. Belinda Carlisle. No, the. Yeah. I like the drummer. Gina Shock. And he's like, we got the beat was really. We got the meat. You know, my brother was like Chet in Weird Science and then he just slapped me in the head. It was very odd relationship.

[C]

But.

[B]

But he scarred my poor little soul in In View on Life. Taught me about sex at a. At a young age and kept me in the principal's office. Probably what got me doing this. My name is John Cleveland. I'll be back in a second.

[D]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, 1-800-800-RODIO.

[B]

Two weeks ago I wouldn't have done this. About to brush up on my Spanish.

[E]

My boy, you got crazy now.

[D]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Labor Day. It's live. It's not pre recorded. For the only jerk offs up early enough and stupid enough to work on a Saturday morning on Labor Day. Are even the sports stations live today? Probably not.

[C]

Yeah, because there's football games. College football this weekend.

[B]

Kick off Fort Worth, Texas has a big. All eyes are on Fort Worth, Texas this morning. You've got Oregon and auburn. Yep. @@t kickoff and then TCU in Virginia. Is that right?

[C]

I don't think that's the case. I'm gonna look on the.

[B]

I know the. The Oregon and Auburn is because an old buddy of mine's in town that I haven't seen forever.

[C]

Yeah. That game's at 6:30 at Jerry World. Yes, sir.

[B]

I went to the preseason game for Cowboys Tampa Bay Thursday night and it was pretty uneventful.

[C]

But I can't believe you went to that game.

[B]

Yeah. No.

[C]

Okay. So that's when all what they call scrubs play. The guys that are. There's maybe about four of them that'll make the team and there's 50, you know, whatever guys.

[B]

Mike, I don't think that the starters even suited up.

[C]

No, they don't. Well, they suit up. They suit up. I'm sure they did they. No, I'm not sure.

[B]

They were there. They're.

[C]

They warmed up and that's about it.

[G]

Down in Chili's. Watching it.

[B]

They didn't start. They know the starters did not get on the field.

[C]

No.

[B]

So why is that? Is the last preseason game. They just don't. The starters don't even play.

[C]

No, they don't even. Yeah, it's just for those four. They're looking for four guys to make the roster and then maybe the practice squad.

[E]

Yeah. This is their last best chance to do that.

[C]

A lot of the regular season it's their last time to play football period. Because they just. This is their last shot. I mean they say professional football. Let's put it that way. There's XFL now coming, and, you know, they may have another chance, and they're putting video out there for that, too. So it's a. It's a tryout reel for them, but it's not, you know, it's not professional.

[B]

So when does the Professional Football League start?

[C]

Thursday.

[B]

This Thursday? Yes. And who is that kickoff?

[C]

It's Green Bay versus Chicago. 100th NFL season.

[G]

Okay, so this actually starts the season, correct?

[C]

Yeah, the hundredth. 100 years.

[B]

Oh, I didn't know it'd been that long. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[E]

They've had football up north for a long time.

[B]

Okay, then what was it called back then?

[G]

Football.

[B]

So, like, what league?

[E]

The afl.

[B]

Do you remember the movie with George Clooney where they're on the old broke down bus going around playing football?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Leatherheads.

[C]

So it's called football of NFL.

[E]

I think it was the AFL.

[C]

No, AFL was separate.

[B]

It was not called NFL. It was called something else.

[E]

Now, the NFL's about probably 60 years old, right?

[C]

Look that up.

[B]

But if they're calling 100th season AFC.

[E]

I wonder how many teams American Football Confederation.

[B]

Bobo, you tell me Turley's gonna know the answer because he's a dork. How many professional football teams are there? NFL?

[E]

32.

[B]

You know, I didn't know that. I guess 23.

[E]

Yeah. Four divisions over. Well, eight divisions over, two conferences.

[B]

Yeah. Who's your team?

[E]

I've always been a Cowboy guy, but I've always really liked the Rams. I mean, over. Over several decades in two locations now I've liked the Rams.

[C]

Here's the. The NFL was formed in 1920 as the American Professional Football Association. So APFA in 1920.

[E]

APFA.

[C]

And then in 1922, they merged and became American Football League. And then 66, the first football super bowl, and then it was the NFL.

[E]

So they're cheating the year because it's not. It's not, you know, 2020 yet because the season ends February of next year. So really it's just 99 now. So they're kind of cheating that deal.

[C]

Yeah, but it's the 2020 season.

[E]

No, I used to. I did it the whole year. I was 20.

[B]

So the Rams are your team this year?

[E]

I like Cowboys. Yeah, I really. I really do like the Rams. But I'm, you know, I like the cheese.

[B]

Really likes the Rams. Are Saints fans.

[E]

Yeah, no doubt.

[B]

Really like the Rams. They got one rammed in their leg.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[G]

Raider.

[B]

J.D. will you look up when the Rams play the Saints, because that will be a heat hate battle of. I mean, last season it was just all, let's pick this game up. They play left at all?

[C]

September 15th pretty soon.

[B]

Yeah. Where out there?

[C]

Probably at LA.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

It's cool to have those. Those cross conference rivalries.

[B]

For those of y' all who are wondering why I'm bringing that up, the season for the Saints ended in the Rams stealing their super bowl dream illegally.

[C]

Was it the Rams or the refs?

[E]

Kind of a bad call.

[B]

Well, the Rams could have given the trophy back if they thought that it was a.

[G]

That's gonna happen.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

If they were worried about it.

[B]

Yeah. It was. It was an incorrect transaction. September 15th. 800 to 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[G]

800. Who else is working this weekend is Jim Cantori. That's who you don't want to wake up and see in your neighborhood. Jim Cantori from the Weather Channel. They only bring him out when the really bad stuff's coming to Florida. Yeah, he's like. They keep him in a little cage somewhere.

[E]

So this, this.

[G]

I just looked at the latest update on Dorian. Do you care?

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Looks like the Bahamas are going to get it.

[B]

They haven't got it yet?

[G]

No, no, no, not really. They're getting the outer bands right now. They're going to get the actual hurricane portion tomorrow afternoon. That's when this. I will be over the Bahamas. And then about Tuesday at 2 o' clock in the morning is when it should get as close to Florida as possible, which is going to be the lower area.

[B]

But it could take a hard ride. Run right up the coast like it always does.

[G]

That's what they're saying right now.

[E]

Up.

[G]

And it could make landfall actually in South Carolina or Georgia.

[C]

Ah, okay.

[E]

That makes it hard to decide where to put the nuclear bomb.

[G]

It's going to go up the coast. It's just going to do what Harvey did, which is just sit and then just churn. Churn and churn and churn.

[E]

Right?

[B]

Flood, flood, flood, flood.

[E]

Y' all just going to let that one go by?

[B]

If you could pick a place for. If you could pick a place for it to hit, where would you like to see it hit?

[E]

Mar a Lago.

[C]

No.

[B]

Mar a Lago. No, no.

[C]

Where? Stop.

[E]

Oh, right, right. No, yeah. Nowhere.

[C]

A lago.

[B]

You're such a jerk. Pablo, you know he's a jerk. The boy's a jerk. I love him for being a jerk. He said he wanted the hurricane to hit my beautiful resort that I built with my Own hands and these damn fine Mexicans.

[E]

We've been to Costco. We have multiple huge cases of paper towels. We're ready.

[B]

Come get us. Me A milago hurricane. What's the name of it?

[E]

Dorian.

[G]

Dorian.

[B]

And actually that's a Spanish kind of name. So that would be ironic if a Mexican hurricane slammed into Trump's country club.

[E]

Hola, senor.

[G]

My name is historian.

[B]

Here's a Yo. You wanted me to wash you your toilet. Here you go. A kick in the nuts.

[E]

Slt info for Los Hurricano.

[B]

We've got hurricane Dorian here on the phone with us right now wanting to talk to. In the phone with a message for Mr. Trump.

[G]

Talk to your hand like this.

[B]

Good to see your wolf. Yes. Hi, Miyamo.

[E]

Is hurricane Dorian.

[G]

The hurricane on the phone?

[B]

It's. It's mayama. Hurricane Dorian.

[E]

El trabajo me is to spin around and around, make a much water. Mucho, mucho water.

[G]

Mucho water.

[B]

So where are you going to land Hurricane Dorian? Miralago and Mirlago before you hit landfall. Somebody do you have your papers ready? Because Trump won't let you on the beach without your papers.

[E]

Oh, see, see, we have this.

[B]

I can't hear you. We have paper.

[E]

We have papers ready.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

He sounds like a Nazi now. Yeah. The hell happened?

[B]

So you're. You're going to. You're going to check in at the beach and then slam into Mir Largo.

[G]

See?

[B]

And why do you want to hit Mir a Largo and not somewhere else? Not Atlanta, Man.

[E]

We talk about this for a long time in our planning stages. What we call the planning stages, okay? And we talk. Key west is so nice.

[G]

Key west is beautiful.

[E]

Mira Lago is so nice. It was a choice of the greater of two nices.

[B]

So it's not payback for all the border talk in the. And it's not. You're not doing this to get back at Trump.

[E]

No, it's just a nice place. Like to. You would like to take your wor seriously.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And destroy a nicer place. Okay. Crab cakes and all.

[G]

Crab cakes and all.

[E]

Viva Mirago.

[B]

Bob. Good morning.

[J]

Morning.

[B]

Morning. Hey, good morning. What you doing?

[J]

Sorry if I'm loud. I'm a little bit hungover.

[B]

Why are you hungover?

[J]

Because it's Louisiana, brother, and you can't do anything on a Friday night that doesn't involve Bud Light.

[B]

I think you. I'd like to. You know, in our years of working together, have you ever tried Miller Lite? Bud Light leaves you with more of a headache than Miller's just pointing that out. What you got? Why are you bugging me on the air? What do you mean? This is big shot Bob. This is our buyer. Our coon ass wild buyer from Louisiana. That. He's a field buyer for Louis, for givemethevin.com. he buys the cars from the dealerships. What you got, bud?

[J]

Yeah, I'm calling you about this 2017 Porsche 911 4S, Targa top. We talked about the blue one. 4,000 miles, but it's blue.

[B]

Listen to how he. I'm calling you about this 2017911 4s, target top. What is a target top, Bob? What's target mean?

[J]

It's like a half convertible top. Don't make me lie to you. You know, I don't know, it's like.

[B]

It's like boob hanging out the bottom of the bra.

[J]

Yeah, pretty much.

[B]

Okay, so you got a blue, a loser blue 17 Porsche 911C4S. Targa. So the Targa, as I told you the other day on the phone, the Targa is good merchandise, but the blue sucks. Yeah, and it's got a big window sticker like158,157 if I remember right. So where are we at now? We hit this car at 115 the other day.

[J]

Yeah, and now he's hitting me back at 125. And I think he's lost his mind. But before I pushed anymore, I wanted to get a hold of you. I called your cell phone, but I forgot you were on the air. So I just called in the radio show.

[B]

Nothing like a good old drunk Louisiana guy just to walk right in the middle of a party. Yeah, I'll give a hundred and twenty thousand. I remember thinking about this one the other day. I'm done at that figure at 120. I'm f. Done. Done. Game over. Done. If it was white. If it was black. If it was red, I'd do the buck and a quarter. But it's loser ass blue. And it's a hundred and twenty thousand dollar car. And it's just the color matters, man. If it's burgundy, same thing. If it's the color of a bruise. Maroon, blue, you know, Bluish, Burgundy.

[H]

Ish.

[B]

Think about a bruise. The colors, the changes of a bruise. That's bad on expensive cars. And these Targas are really good merchandise, but no, I. I can't make it work. Where we get is this Alexa store you're bidding it for?

[J]

Yeah, Alexis store out of Austin, Texas. They, they called me on it and I pretended like I knew what I talked about, but I didn't. And then that's when I got you involved.

[B]

Well, they're. We're on the air on K. We're on the air on KLBJ in Austin, Texas. So now they know the truth. You're an idiot. And I am, too. $120,000 is all. We're going to go on it if anybody wants to. If any dealers know Bob Perry. Big shot Bob. What's your email address, Bob?

[J]

Big shot [e-mail] he buys the cars.

[B]

From the dealerships and he'll bid yalls too. We'll be right back after these messages from your sponsors. My name is John Clee Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for givemethevin.com it's Labor Day. It's live and I'm not drunk yet, but I will be before the show's over.

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[B]

Turley, I normally bid cars during this quick minute deal, but I'm, I'm gonna put that off to the side because I've got to do this again and give a big shout out. I need some help in the Maryland, Virginia, southern Pennsylvania area. I need a transport driver for givemethevin.com that has their own truck. 2, 34 car haulers. 2, 34 car haulters, wedge haulers. If you know anybody or if you do it, go to jobsimmetheven.com we need to hire some transport drivers to pick up our customer cars in Virginia, Maryland, DC. Forgivemetheven.com Please just send an email to jobsivemetheven.com and we need insurance and you need to have your own rig, but I can keep you busy as hell. The same thing goes for Denver, Colorado and actually the same thing for Dallas Fort Worth because we need to make some runs, more runs to Oklahoma city and Austin. So if you or a friend have a wedge, what we call a wedge car, trailer and a dually and some insurance and some good sense, don't tear up stuff and treat people nicely when you meet them and don't smell like ass and know how to bathe, then we racist. We will hire you. Yeah, we will hire you immediately and we will pay you every Friday. You just scan the car deal with our app, and it'll go into your bucket and then the money wires over to your account every Friday. All right. My name is John Clay wolf, and I buy cars on the radio for givemetheven.com and we're looking for not people to drive my trucks. You got to have a truck or your friends got to have a truck. We need some small rig, three, four car trailer haulers. Go to [e-mail].

[D]

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[A]

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[E]

Tell us your car.

[D]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[B]

Hey, Paulie. Hey, Stevie. Get your ass over here.

[D]

Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[E]

Every time you make a friend, you lose an enemy.

[D]

This is the John Clay wolf show.

[B]

Labor day, Oklahoma. Good morning, Texas. Lousiana, Maryland, Virginia. Vegas. Vegas, Vegas. Wake the hell up. Did we get rid of Jim?

[C]

Yes. Why? Well, he kind of got rid of himself.

[B]

No.

[E]

How does that work?

[B]

He owed me.

[C]

He doesn't show up.

[B]

He owed me two grand.

[E]

Oh, no.

[C]

Job abandonment.

[B]

He owed me two grand. Did we get it back?

[C]

I believe so, yes, actually.

[B]

Because my deal with Kyle, who vouched for him to give him the loan for two grand, was that, I'll do it, but you pay half of it if he doesn't pay it back. So the manager came to me, said, hey, I got a guy that works for me. He needs a spot for two grand.

[G]

Okay?

[B]

And I was like, guy's really not Performing very well. I think it's a bad idea.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

No, no, no. I've got him coming up. It's all, blah, blah, blah, blah. He's giving. Good. I finally got his head right. Okay. I'm gonna spot him the two GS, but if he doesn't pay me back, you're on for half of it. Are you cool with that? Yeah. Okay. And then we bought his car, a nice, like a 04 Lexus SC white one. You never saw this Charlie. And we bought him. Bought the car for 10,000 or something. And we didn't pull the two grand back when we did it.

[G]

Oh.

[B]

Which is really stupid.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

By the way, Baby Huey, if you're listening, that was really stupid. That was dangerous. So I don't know how we got the two grand back, but if we did, that's all great.

[C]

We have ways.

[B]

Yeah. But I think that way's got a little bit. It's just a little rough because at the end of the deal, when the guy was sitting. I have this in writing.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

He started denying the loan.

[E]

Oh, no.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Oh, no.

[B]

That's pretty bad. Yeah.

[G]

Somebody goes, I don't know. Lemon gives you cash.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

What? Show me the game.

[B]

You know the old stories. You can sit there and give a guy a hundred dollars a week, just randomly, every week I go over and give Bob a hundred dollar bill and tell him I love it.

[G]

Sure.

[B]

Right. And the last time I don't do it, say it's a year later I don't do it, then I'm a sorry gaster in the world.

[E]

You get a lot of calls on a Monday.

[G]

I heard Oprah say that one time. She goes, you know, it's funny. When you start making money, you start doing nice things for your friends, but the minute you stop, you're sorry.

[B]

Bastard. Sorry bastard. So where is Big Jim in Vegas? Do you know?

[C]

No idea. I mean, he vanished.

[B]

Wow.

[E]

What is it about Vegas?

[B]

And how's the new guy?

[C]

Good.

[B]

Rusty. Rusty. And he's at the office over. Office of Hair Drive.

[C]

Correct.

[B]

And then Zayn, is he back?

[C]

Yep. Full staff.

[B]

Where did he go on vacation?

[C]

I don't know. And then to the casino.

[B]

That's where he. Betty was working on the lease in San Marcos for our new buying office down there. And then she went off the rails last week. We talked about that. And that lease is not done. You know, I reviewed the lease in. In the terms for one year. One year with no options for renewal and no extension and no nothing. And I'm like, why Would we do this?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Why would we sign a lease out of town in a new market and do one year with no options for renewal and no terms, no nothing? Yeah, well, that's just what they wanted to do. Yeah, I could bet. So. So what do you think's gonna happen in a year? You think the rent's gonna go down?

[G]

Yeah, probably.

[B]

You think it's gonna triple? You think it's gonna triple? God damn, people.

[G]

I know.

[B]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. And I'm talking three months worth of waiting on this document. Stupidest stuff. I'm so tired of stupid stuff. Yes. Baton Rouge, good morning. Happy Labor Day.

[J]

Hey, hey, hey, man, y'. All, Y radio show is screwed up. I don't know if your mics are turned up too loud, but it just is a big jumble. It's the same on the Internet as it is on the radio station.

[B]

Well, that's not good. What? Okay. I appreciate the phone call. We'll get to working on that, huh? Dallas, give me an air check if anybody can hear us, if we're loud and clear, if we sound like hell, because we may have a. We may have an IT problem. We don't realize it.

[E]

I just heard you downstairs and sounded fine to me.

[B]

Oh, you were downstairs?

[C]

JD's monitoring the Internet stream.

[B]

Yeah, JD's. He's the nerd. Don't be a nerd. JD. Hey, JD, why don't you go out? Well, hey, you know what, jd, Your. Your voice on the show is not that important for 30 seconds. Why don't you walk outside and do.

[G]

It in the bathroom?

[E]

I think it's that.

[C]

So that guy was calling from Baton Rouge, right?

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

Game day.

[B]

Hurricane Dory is game day.

[G]

I think the static is in this.

[C]

I think it's pre game.

[E]

Pre.

[B]

Pre game.

[C]

Because the game's at 6:30. So they start now.

[B]

Okay, so hang on. In Baton Rouge, in New Orleans, the LSU game starts at what time?

[C]

630 tonight.

[B]

So what? I know what's happening down there. So what time is it now?

[C]

What, it's 8:30 central. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. 6:30. So 12 hours, 13 hours, 14. Whatever. Yeah, yeah. What he's hearing is the pregame coaches show starting down in New Orleans and in Baton Rouge. So we're getting stepped on by a. By the pregame activities for the LSU game tonight because they start about a week in advance.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

At least.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, it's a big opponent. Georgia Southern.

[B]

I mean, come on, I'm telling you. Well, we've Got the kids show and then the kids that hadn't been bred yet show and then the ball boy show and the pregnant mother show that are going to have LSU players in that have, that are holding potential LSU babies in their, in their womb right now. That show starts at 9:00'. Clock.

[C]

We got the groundskeeper show. I mean they got everything.

[B]

We're getting a bunch of call ins. We're good. It looks like David in Louisiana. Good morning. You on there?

[J]

Hey, Josh.

[B]

Hey.

[J]

Hey, I got a question for you, man.

[B]

Sure.

[J]

Look, we just had this Bikers on the Bayou bash, right? Last weekend.

[B]

Yeah.

[J]

Commemorating the Easy Rider filming down here in St. Mary parish.

[B]

I did not know that's where it was.

[J]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Morgan City, Franklin and all that. Look, I recently watched the movie and, and was completely thrown off because those two bikers was just, you know, riding through Louisiana and they got killed down here. Pretty, pretty messed up way to end the movie. But the, the scenery down here was really awesome. What you think about the Captain America bike and all that? That's going from like 750, 000.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

I think that's a little long in the tooth, but I think it's pretty cool. You know, in the Hollywood Casino in Shreveport they had a. That bike sitting in the diner. When you're sitting there talking about this, it reminds me of my buddy Joey. I had a friend named Joey. God, it's been so long, I forgot his damn last name. And he ran the Oak View Auto auction in Baton Rouge and he, he died on his Harley. God, I don't remember if he was in Florida, if he was outside of Crowley, Louisiana heading home. But we're just one of my, you know, I've been, I've been buying and selling cars heading down there for 20 something years. And that. This guy was just yalls personality. And you live there so you see it every day. So you don't get the difference probably. But I mean the, the, the spirit of those people and the personality of those people in the way the home line of the whole society down there. It's different. It's just different.

[J]

I've been here, I've been here. I've been here 27 years.

[B]

It's just different.

[J]

They blew it up. Like it was a, it was a really great thing to, to come into St. Mary. You know, they, they were basically blowing it up because they filmed a lot of the movie down here. There's a lot of great scenes from this area right here and, and they all. It was probably 6, 700 bikers showed up.

[B]

Really?

[J]

Biker bash. They had a jet powered by. I mean, it was awesome, but they. They played the movie two different times. And I was thinking, I was wondering what you guys thought of watching that movie. I watched the movie. I love jacked up.

[B]

I love jack n. Peter fonda. I mean, it's an awesome movie. Where was that event? Nicholson, I'm running out of time. Where was the event?

[J]

In Franklin, Louisiana.

[B]

Like you said, strip or racetrack or what?

[J]

No, it was in downtown Franklin. They had the plane at a movie at a movie theater. They had the bikers all drawn out and it was awesome.

[B]

I got to go. I got to go to work. I got to go to break. I got to go to break. I got to go to break. Cage Austin. What are my favorite college teams this year? Is that what you're asking?

[J]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Put it on hold. I'm going to put you on hold. We'll get back with that answer in just a minute. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars on the radio for givemetheven.com.

[D]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[I]

John Clay wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? Give me the VIN.com. because he can. That car, you didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you, the family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmetheven.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars. They pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[E]

Sell off your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Suckers walk. Money talks, but it can't touch my three lock box.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

We're back.

[D]

Back to the John Clay wolf Show, presented by GiveMe the vin.com. call in 800. 800 radio. And now, senor Juan Clay wolf.

[B]

So is Ken's big gay dog coming to the office today?

[G]

Yes, he's here. He's here. He's here.

[B]

The big gay dog is here. The french bulldog with a gold leaf collar and a pink carry bag.

[E]

Yeah, I just. I just met. I just met her for the first time.

[C]

Did she bite you?

[E]

No, but she's a lot larger than she looks in photos.

[B]

So she's a fat girl?

[E]

Well, she's. She's obviously a model type. There's. There's a little. I think. I think there's a little. What do you call it? J.D. little Photoshop going on.

[B]

Do you think the big gay dog is. Is Photoshopping her Instagram photos?

[E]

Yes, because the one where they're laying, you know, in her. In her bed, looking over his shoulder with the gold chain.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

She looks about probably 11 pounds lighter. I ain't kidding.

[B]

Cage and Austin. Good morning.

[J]

Good morning, man.

[F]

How's it going?

[B]

Good, good, good. Your question was what are the. Our favorite college teams this year in football? And, you know, I grew up in Fort Worth, Texas, so obviously I'm. I like tcu. And they. They, you know, raised their head up enough in the past decade to be contenders every once in a while. I don't think they are this year because they're not even ranked.25.

[C]

Used to be a little tough because they're having quarterback.

[B]

All I'm saying is I'm a homer for TCU just like I'm a homer for smu. I played defensive end at smu and we suck then and we suck now, but I still like them. But what. What am I.

[J]

That's fair. I mean, that's where dating Thompson came from.

[B]

So.

[J]

I like tcu.

[B]

Yeah. My, My. Do I have a pick? No. Lsu. I'd love to see when the national championship again has been too long. The. The. The favorites. You know, it's like. It's like a racket. It's like a Wall street prepend game that, like, the SEC needs to get in and break it up. Clemson, Alabama, Georgia, Oklahoma, Ohio State, lsu. I mean, you know, it's all the same. This Alabama, Clemson bracket needs to. To. We. We need to send the FBI in and the CIA and break this up because it won't stop. It's. It's taking the fun out of college football for me at the end of the season because who's going to be in the big game again? Alabama and Clemson, of course. I mean, is it.

[J]

And you see, I'm out.

[G]

I'm.

[J]

I'm a San Diego State fan. Like, I'm in Mountain west, like, you know, so, like, we don't really get a lot of recognition. Like, it's kind of warranted, but, you know, there's still a lot to recognize.

[B]

So you're calling in to pound your alma mater, Ohio State. Congratulations. No, no.

[C]

San Diego.

[B]

San Diego State. San Diego State. The Aztecas. Good morning. 800-800-7two, three, four. Brian in Oklahoma. Brian, are you a Sooner or are you a cowboy?

[J]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Are you a boomer or are you a cowboy?

[J]

Man, I, I'm a Sooner Sooner fan. Unless they're playing, you know each other and I'll, I'll root. Oh, you. But if they ain't playing, I will root for Osu.

[B]

Okay, so you just.

[J]

I like them both.

[B]

Do you bring Levi Garrett to the games? Like when you're yelling, does the, does the chewing tobacco ever run down your chin at all?

[F]

No.

[B]

All right, just check it. He knows, he knows how to contain it properly. He doesn't let it run down three syllables now. Three syllables. Not all now.

[E]

Sitting around though, during the break when we're talking football and you made a good point job. I think we are, what, professional sports announcers entirely correct me if I'm wrong. I think we, we suffer from what they call terminal homoritis.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Because who you think's gonna pop up and really do something? Nobody expects A and M during the break.

[B]

We ask what college teams are gonna jump up out of nowhere during breakfast and, and surprise everybody. And the consensus was A and M&UT. You know, I mean, it's just so. This just sounds just like Louisiana or Oklahoma.

[E]

A lot of other teams out there, you know.

[B]

I know LSU's ranked number 18, but that's bull. They're coming there. They're, they, they don't know about this boy, this boy, this boy, this boy. And, and, and I got the inside with the coach and da da, da, da. And my brother in law's cousin is.

[G]

Yeah, I was drinking with a guy who knows all about, all about it.

[C]

And by the way, they're ranked 6. John's just saying that. Yeah, for those. Don't stir them up, John. Tigers.

[B]

Oh, we don't want them calling again. Oh, I, Yeah, I hear you.

[E]

I'm still new in, in college football. I mean, I've really only watched for like a few years. You know, a lot of Pac 10 teams that are worth watching. You know, we're all just big 12 guys.

[B]

If you, if you'd like to get stoned and stay up late on Saturday nights, you know, you can get into that. California football. Yes, you. Yeah, man, but the Alabama Clemson thing, man, I'm tired of it. Tired of it. At least get rid of one of them, you know, write up one of them. Just give them a violation. Just kick them out for one season so you can break this thing up. You got a log jam going on. You got, you've got two cars in the race that just are stuck in first and second place. Yeah, it's taking the fun out of it. I mean, it's worse than Tom Brady and the Patriots.

[E]

I know, but that's because at least.

[B]

Tom Brady and the Patriots beat someone new every year.

[E]

That's why they call it a game.

[G]

It's to win.

[E]

They aren't playing the same game. You know, it's competitive. That way the better teams rise to the top.

[B]

If it was, it was the, if it was the Patriots versus the Saints every single year, they'd get it. Boring.

[E]

People get tired.

[B]

I mean, I'm sick of watching the Patriots play Super bowl every.

[E]

Well, that's why the NFL won't let that happen. Thanks. Rams, right?

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Andy, in Maryland, you've got a 133 quarter ton, four wheel drive work truck, right?

[J]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it gas or diesel?

[J]

It's a six liter gas.

[B]

So it's a big, big gas. Eight lug. Does it have the like the cheap steel wheels like a, like a work truckers have the alloy wheels?

[J]

No, it's got the steel wheel.

[B]

Do me a favor, take a couple pictures, go to givemetheven.com, put in your license plate. The system will bid it right there. I just want to see some pictures of this thing. Thank you for listening up in Maryland. Maryland, Maryland. I gotta head up there next week. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio remember, we're. If you'd like to sell your car this Labor Day weekend, a lot of people don't have any time until right now when they can like, whoa, I need to take care of a few things. You got that Corvette, that extra car in the garage, the Porsche you bought seven years ago that you haven't been driving. Go to. Give me the, give me the vi n. Givemetheven.com well, you're going to, you're going northeast. I'm going to be gone a little bit. I don't need to keep up. Nobody needs to know my whereabouts.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

Have you noticed that I've been not around much?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. I've been doing it intentionally.

[E]

I respect that. I just appreciate that.

[B]

I've been doing it intentionally. I'm right here. I'm just, I'm just trying to get this thing normal where me not being here is normal. And I think it's, it's been long enough. It's been like six weeks, hasn't it? But, but I had a fire up in the office yesterday. That's what I've been Waiting on. I wanted to see where the weak spots were, where people would start complaining, you know, when the boss is around to spin this plate, spin that plate, and do this and do that. You never really see the cracks in your dam because you're always patching them. And I wanted to see where the cracks are, and I see where they are now. And I do have some I wasn't aware of because I'm here every day, leaning on it, keeping them happy.

[E]

Can you talk about it?

[B]

I really can't.

[E]

Well, hell.

[B]

Well, Betty was one of them.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[B]

That's why I had to blow her out.

[E]

Okay, okay. So she's out.

[C]

Blew herself out.

[B]

Yeah, but. Well, no, I blew her out. I did it. I did it quietly. I started writing her up, and I wrote her up when she was drunk so she would say, hey, hey, hey. Why don't you kiss my ass? What? You.

[E]

Hey, I'm a beautiful woman. I'm a goddamn woman.

[C]

My kid has a fever.

[B]

She kiss her. You think you want this?

[E]

You think you want this?

[B]

Kiss my ass.

[E]

You don't deserve Betty. I had you.

[C]

That's how the email read.

[B]

Yeah, but Turley said she was wasted, Connie said she was wasted, and Rob said. We had three people say she's absolutely hammered, drunk.

[E]

They ought to know.

[C]

And this is daytime.

[B]

You know that. That's the theory of the show, Betty, is you can't drink all day long if you don't start first thing in the morning. But that's not during the week. Work week.

[E]

But you can still work.

[B]

Well, if you start first thing in the morning, you really can't work if you're gonna day drink.

[E]

I can't.

[B]

Mixon's a good day drinker. Yeah.

[C]

He's gotten.

[B]

Is he. Is he broke that?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, no. That's disappointing.

[H]

Why?

[B]

He was so good at it.

[E]

That's why I always say, though, with professional football, all these guys suspended for substance use and policies and all that, you know, isn't this professional football? Aren't they doing it for the pay? Like, leave him alone. Let him play, you know?

[B]

Comedian Tom Green is a little pissed. Jimmy Kimmel.

[E]

Yes. I tried so hard to get him on the show this week, and he's just busy and couldn't do because we. Tom Green. Because we've had him before.

[B]

Oh, we've had him twice. He's great. But Turley got him on. Maybe you couldn't maybe ask Turley, too?

[E]

You may be right.

[B]

I'm kidding. Kimmel.

[E]

Kimmel stole the Tom Green bit from Years and years ago. And he's really kind of mad about it.

[B]

How long is the clip?

[C]

25 seconds.

[B]

It is just Jimmy Kimmel's latest post. Hey, Jimmy, what's up, man? Where you painted your aunt's house orange and green?

[J]

Wonder where you got that idea.

[B]

Does everybody have to just keep ripping.

[G]

Off every single one of my bits?

[B]

We're gonna paint my aunt's house orange and green. You know what? That's funny when you think of it in 1994, and no one's ever done it before, but I want a writer's credit.

[J]

Jimmy, love you, man.

[B]

I think you're amazing. But.

[E]

But yeah, and his. His publicists were really hot on the idea and wanted to do it, and he's just too busy this week. I don't know what he's doing.

[B]

Well, thank God for Jimmy Kimmel bringing Tom Green back into the light because he's. He's irrelevant right now.

[C]

That show was great, though. Tom Green show.

[B]

Did you go with me? Did we go together? Oh, are you talking about the TV show?

[C]

The TV show. That's what he's talking about. It was. It was really just kind of the bits he did at the time. Time we're like, whoa, what the hell is he doing? But now everybody, it's the norm.

[E]

He's a genius, man. In a. You know, in a weird way, I've.

[B]

Got a good picture he and I together, but from probably seven years ago. I don't know where it is. If I do find it, I'll put it up on the Facebook page, the show page. He's. He's a weird little dude. His stand up was not that good.

[C]

Yeah, I don't think that was his strength. He was more of a creator. Television stuff, you know, out of all.

[B]

The people that we've had on the show and then we've like gone and saw their deal live that weekend or whenever they're doing their thing. Yeah, my favorite and there's been a lot of them would be Rob Halford from Judas Priest. Completely surprised. It's one of those deals where, like, the wife's like, you know, Jeanette's like, should we go? Should we not? I don't know. I don't want to go. No, we didn't want to go. I didn't want to go see Judas Priest. I watched him on mtv.

[E]

Right, right.

[B]

That's some bitch. Consistent sing, dude. I mean, I've never seen a live male vocalist in a smaller venue like House of Blues like that ever in my life at that Age, and that was five years ago or six years ago. So I don't know how old he's now. 55 or 60. This guy. Absolute amazing singer. He'd make get big, get Ken's gay dog look like nothing. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. We Buy cars radio for givemethevin.com.

[E]

There I was, completely wasting out of working down. So here I am, sitting in my Lincoln contemplating why I bought one of these cars. I don't own an expensive house with big glass windows. I don't have no fancy friends watching me play eight ball. I've never in my life fallen backwards into a swimming pool. And I don't normally speak with a southern accent. But here I am, stopped in the middle of the road contemplating why I bought this Lincoln. Oh, yeah, I'm going, I'm going. Contemplate I in. Okay. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Pre K Brush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Bob, I love your intro there, but I've noticed something. Are you there, Bob?

[E]

Yeah, what? What?

[B]

I'm waiting, you know, like on. I know that's the big sl Nut SNL knockoff intro, but every week they change it up because, like you have people in your intro that we don't have every week. Yeah. Keith Richards is not on every week. Just pointing that out.

[E]

He could be. What? What?

[B]

Where is he?

[E]

Well, I don't know, John.

[B]

We could get him over here.

[E]

Did you piss him off somehow?

[B]

This could happen.

[E]

Did you have you.

[B]

I've got a bad habit of that.

[E]

Have you been messing with him?

[B]

You know, you just don't mess with, though. There's some people you don't mess with. They'll come back and get you.

[E]

Here's what's funny. And you'd have to listen to the podcast to get this, kids, but he actually was on this morning. Yeah, that first 10 minutes that you weren't here. Yeah. So, you know, I guess you missed it. I don't know what to say. I don't know how that's my fault. You know, I don't know how everything's my damn fault.

[B]

Well, you know, if you're putting a marker down on the intro at 9am Central, then that's setting up for the future. I didn't know that you were going to do an Intro for something that already happened.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Because we are on the air for two hours before it's. It's kind of screwy. We're on for five hours across the country. But different markets take different show, different segments of the show. I mean, it's, it's. What time is it in Colorado? It's 8 o'.

[C]

Clock.

[B]

Good morning, Denver. Good morning, Fort Collins. Good morning, Cheyenne, Wyoming. And good morning Colorado Springs.

[E]

Before you get too far on this tirade.

[B]

Oh, we've got. I just want to say Good morning Austin, KLBJ. Yes, Matthew McConaughey's in the studio at KLBJ Talking.

[E]

KLBJ playing the rock and roll, baby. Okay. I just want to get. Before you get Bobo too far out on limb, first of all, you know he's. You know he ain't right. Right.

[B]

Okay. It ain't. All right, all right, all right.

[E]

Careful what you wish for.

[H]

Right.

[E]

And again, I think he's got a. I think he's got a brilliant mind. You know, I'm teaching courses now. Theatrical arts, they say. They call it. They put the quotes up.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

You're a professor now.

[E]

Did you hear my quote?

[G]

No, I didn't hear it.

[E]

Oh, there we go. Theatrical arts. What it is is philosophy. And that includes a bearing concerning the well being of your fellow man.

[B]

So, Matthew McConaughey, how do I get into one of your classes if I'm. Are you at ut? So if I'm. If I'm a student at University of Texas, how do I get into your class?

[E]

Well, there's a thing they call tuition.

[J]

Yeah.

[E]

14,000 going to take. But you're going to get at least $16,000 worth of priceless advice about how to approach your life and do things well. Really not right, D.J. right.

[B]

I got you, D.J. r doing a. R, doing well, Nothing from the book.

[C]

You don't have a book or anything?

[E]

Not yet. Not yet. I'm trying to learn the home road Grill.

[B]

Speaking of D.J.

[C]

Ryan.

[B]

Good morning, J.D.

[G]

Good morning, John.

[H]

How are you?

[B]

I'm good. And Michael Turley and Bobbo Babo. Bobo Brown.

[E]

Yeah, I ain't giving him back the microphone right now. Y' all just take it easy on your co workers and things. That'd be nice.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

My word of the day.

[B]

Rock singer announces Eddie Money. Singer Eddie Money announces he has cancer.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Well, that's funny.

[E]

Came out this week.

[G]

He and his wife Lori said they initially had trouble accepting the diagnosis. I can understand that. This is audio called E. Money.

[B]

When he found out that I had Cancer. And it was like stage four.

[E]

And it was in my liver and my lymph nodes and. Hey, dj, are you gonna put it on hold?

[B]

Are you just gonna let it ring?

[E]

I mean, it was.

[B]

It. It hit me really, really hard. What I don't want to do is I don't want to keep the fact.

[E]

That a cancer from everybody.

[B]

It's not honest.

[E]

I want to be honest with everybody.

[B]

I want the people to know that cancer's come a long way.

[E]

And not everybody dies from cancer like.

[B]

They did in the 50s and the 60s. Am I going to live a long time?

[E]

Who knows? It's in God's hands. But you know what?

[B]

I'll take every day I can get.

[E]

There you go. That's all you can do.

[B]

Really well, he had a little. He was a little downsy way back. Remember the way his old mouth moved in the videos? He had that droopy right hand of his, right side of his lips.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

So maybe it was coming on back then. You don't remember any money?

[G]

Nothing to do with cancer whatsoever.

[B]

We had something wrong.

[C]

Something was wrong, right?

[B]

No, no, no.

[H]

He.

[E]

He does utilize shaken in that video.

[B]

Shaking. He had a little twitchy mouth. Like he had a little problem. Like a touch of downsy.

[E]

He does utilize a distinct inflection.

[B]

Oh, stop, Turley. You can't do that. I. I covered it. You didn't have to dump me. Turley's always cleaning me up.

[E]

Did you dump that?

[G]

I think Michael was correct.

[B]

He had a. He had a. He had a little droop in his mouth on shaking. Yeah, he's like a touch. A little like he. Like he was touched. Like a little something. Like a little something, something, something. Not that he was like. But he had a little touch. He was touched. And I think it just showed up. Now.

[E]

Let me tell you something, baby.

[C]

I help this.

[E]

I mean I had a whole career out of. Had a group of mouth.

[B]

Sure did. 800-800-72348. 800 radio. Good morning everybody. It is Labor Day weekend and we are live. And I don't know why the hell we never do replays, but we just. We're just too hardcore, I guess. Cuz we only do one a week. If we did a show every day. Absolutely. We say hell with you.

[E]

We wouldn't be here now.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. No, no. Carlos in Pinehurst, Texas. Snow 5 Camry XLE with a buck 40 on it's worth average rough for clean first. Tell me that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's $3,500.

[J]

All right, let's do it.

[B]

Go to giveme the vin.com and load it up. Givemethe vi.com givemethe vin.com and load it UP. Adrian in Oklahoma, you're 170,000 mile. 150 year old F. 150. You want to know if you got a good deal on it. If you gave anything back of, you know, 1500, you got a good deal on it, maybe two grand.

[J]

Well, do you want to hear how stupid I was?

[C]

Sure.

[J]

Well, I paid 4,500 for it, but it had been wrecked and fixed, and they never straightened the frame. So I spent 450 on that. Got the frame straightened. It was an old man truck, so it was more than average. What you got to do.

[B]

What you got to do. Hang on. Advice to everybody listening. So 150,000 mile. You bought it with, you know, real old 170,000. Okay, take that 4,000. Go put it down on something newer.

[G]

Don't.

[B]

Junk. Don't mess with junk. There's just no reason. Are you. Are you. Are you a. Are you a dumpster diver? I mean, do you want to go through and dive through dumpsters and fix broken toasters that you find? No, that. That can be bought brand new for $42, but you're going to spend 38 getting parts off of ebay to fix this old broken toaster. It's just not worth it. All these cars wind up in the junkyard. Sure. You know what's funny, JD Is that. Did you see this? Somebody put it here on my deal. But we got a. The company was awarded this week.

[G]

Congratulations. I saw that. That is so awesome. The award.

[B]

The award was for the top 100 businesses in Tarrant county in the Fort Worth Business Press.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And we were our. Our maiden voyage. We came out number nine.

[G]

Number nine.

[B]

And we also were awarded the most. The fastest growing business. Give me the vin.com was awarded the fastest growing business in Tarrant County.

[G]

That's amazing.

[B]

And that's cool. But. But if you look at this picture that they used, you know, let me look. A keen eye would catch it. Somebody just glancing. Look at. Look at the picture in the magazine they use on the top with the trucks.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

Look at. Look at the cars on those trucks.

[G]

Oh.

[B]

Every one of those cars is in a junkyard. Did you notice this earlier? So this picture that they used is from me in front of two of my hull trucks when I was. I don't know how old I was 27 in 99. And these cars that are loaded on these trucks are like, you know, 92, 88, you know, 96 boat anchors, boat acres. They're all trash. Now, my point is, Oklahoma people especially. Listen, throw that stuff away. I almost. I almost cursed. I meant it so bad. Throw that S away. Yeah, I mean, that old 0117-000-mile junk SS you just gotta get it out of your life. It'll do nothing but keep the auto parts store stock high.

[C]

Now, did you read the article at the very end? J.D. you want to read that? Okay, Just the very last paragraph on the side there.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

Of course, the radio shows, besides selling cars.

[G]

That one, Selling cars. Wolf's radio show, which he describes as Saturday morning cartoons for adults, is a combination of skits, impersonations, and music. Wolf is joined on the show by Radio veteran J.D. ryan. Bobby Bobo Brown, Mike Turley. Insidekick.

[B]

Dy Pre K. Dy Pre K. D.J. what are they doing? Are they being racist towards you because you're half white, half black?

[E]

Dy.

[C]

Look, mama, I made it. They misspelled my name in a magazine I'm on now.

[B]

DY Pre K. Dy Pre K. Prek.

[C]

A die Prek. Yeah, I thought it was a threat at first. Die Prek. Come on now, baby.

[E]

Oh, that's. That's like the. The Walmart brand of ky. Stay close, DJ Prek.

[B]

I heard you have a good bit today, Stephen in Houston. I see this. It says you love the show. You listen to us on Saturdays while you act like you're helping your wife. Like, give us an example of. Of the fake help. I like it.

[J]

Well, I. I had been listening to.

[B]

Your show for a while, then we.

[J]

Had a baby, and so that kind of screwed your Saturday plan. But now I. Now I say, oh, I'll take the baby. I'll go run some errands. And I just drive around. I go get coffee, whatever. He sits in the car seat when he listen to the show.

[B]

Okay.

[J]

Like I'm helping her take the baby off her hand.

[B]

How old is the baby?

[J]

16 months.

[B]

You know, a trick.

[J]

So he's getting. He's getting. He's getting corrupted listening to y' all show.

[B]

Good, good. Well, we, we need to. We need to get him a baby JCW show T shirt.

[J]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Hey, if you need.

[J]

Oh, go ahead.

[B]

If you need them to shut up. And I've had. I've had four of these things. If you need to quiet them down, put them in the car and like, get on the expressway or you're in Houston, So get on 610. And just run the loop once and they will go boom. Yeah, boom, boom. Especially listening to my boring ass voice. But yeah, that's cool. Thank you. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. DJ Pre K. Dy. Pre K. Yo, yo, yo, what's cracking? So, what's the deal, Turley? You were saying that DJ has. It's funny.

[C]

Well, there's a couple different things.

[B]

Entertain me, boy. Dance. Dance. Oh, I show enough, boss.

[C]

Well, we can do the word of the day here. The Brozetta Stone. You want to do that now?

[B]

Okay. Fire it up.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now you're about to witness the strength of street nuts.

[C]

Yes, sir. Another edition of Bros. Rosetta Stone, the hip hop word of the week, where I' ma break down some slanguistics for y'.

[B]

All.

[C]

And y' all honkies can guess what I'm talking about. All right? But yeah, today's or this week's word of the week is fizz.

[B]

Spell it.

[C]

T, H, I, Z, Z. Fizz. Fizz is what it is.

[B]

What we need to do I think real quick is go through a couple more. What was last week's?

[C]

What was last week?

[B]

It was a gun.

[E]

Well, thuka.

[B]

Yeah, it was thuca. So I'm noticing in the Brosetta Stone hood slang, the word is getting used a lot. Fizz and thuca. So a thuca is a gun for you guys that don't know. Thuca is a big old strap, okay?

[C]

CK Or a chopper. The one before that was thought or thoughty, I believe. And I've actually. There was a mothers at a football game. We're talking about. Did you know my son? He said that the word thought, and.

[B]

You know what that is.

[C]

And sure enough, I was like, hey, yeah, I do. Because thanks to Pre K.

[B]

So what is a fizz? Says what's on the. Do a lot of people in the. In the ghetto have beast impediments or something? Speech impediments. Yeah.

[C]

You know, Mike Tyson was a big influence on slanguistics.

[B]

Okay, so tell me about this, all right?

[C]

Fizz. I can give you some synonyms for it, all right? Fizz. Some synonyms, also known as beans, skittles, disco biscuits, or just an xo.

[B]

It's ecstasy. Or it's disco biscuits. Or Ecstasy.

[C]

I gave it away a little too soon, huh? Yeah. This is what it is, man. You pop a fizz and you get the fizzing.

[G]

Where did you get the word fizz, though?

[C]

It's really some Bay Area slang, man. You know, My cat's out in Oakland. And you know San Fran.

[B]

Well, I got one right here from Van Nuys, California. California. You on the air with us?

[J]

Yeah. How you doing?

[B]

Good, good. DJ Prek is referencing the West Coast. Is this. Are you. Are you into ghetto slang? Do you know your. Your terms?

[G]

Yeah.

[C]

You ever popped at this?

[B]

No. Have you ever done ecstasy? No. Have you ever been a Marine?

[J]

I don't do drugs.

[B]

I don't either. I mean, what.

[C]

Missing out, man.

[B]

What do you call it in with. Hang on, I got. Is it a car call? Is that what you're calling with?

[J]

Yes.

[B]

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[B]

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[B]

How high did you get off that cheetah tree?

[E]

Everything's pretty. Pretty powerful stuff, man.

[G]

Really?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Life ain't like a box of chocolates. I'm out of here.

[D]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-radio.

[B]

Keeping it classy. Right here on the radio. This Saturday morning.

[E]

Coming to you live for the Triple.

[D]

D and D. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

We've got a new lady that started at Give me the van and. And she's. She's got a little radio production background. So she's going to work her way into helping pre K tv, too. TV too. She's a listener of the show. That's how we met her. Now she's fire. She grew up in Texas, then moved to California and then came back to Texas. I was looking at where she lives. We were talking about her drive into work. It's like an hour. I've got a name for you. Annelise Chicken and Biscuits.

[E]

What?

[B]

Yeah, she just, you know, I give you that vibe, all California and this and that, but she lives in this tiny little redneck town of 600 people in the middle of Texas. I mean, that's confusing.

[E]

Which town are we talking about?

[B]

You don't know?

[F]

I don't want to put my business out there like that. But is that.

[E]

Is that putting your business?

[F]

It is. Only because I've had issues with stocking and things like that. Nature, so I can't release that information. But it is out in the country. It's a tumbleweed town.

[B]

Deep, deep. How long did you live in California?

[F]

Close to 10 years. Unfortunately. Unfortunately, I'm not a big fan of California, but if you're in entertainment, that's where you have.

[B]

So country girl loads up the wagon, heads to Beverly with dreamy, dreamy eyes. You get to California, you did the whole thing, and now you're back. Back.

[F]

It was, yeah, the Beverly Hillbilly style, but not.

[B]

Is it disappointing out there?

[F]

When I first got there, it was like, yeah, you. You're, like, all in for the weather, the beaches, the cars, the Hollywood vibe. But it's really an. I mean, Hollywood's no dream boat.

[B]

It's a junk. It's a junk ship.

[F]

Of course. Yeah. But I mean, as far as, like, if you're in entertainment, that's where you have to be. So it was exciting for me.

[B]

So did you start doing that? Just showing up for extras on movie sets and all that?

[F]

No, no, because I. I didn't want to be in front of camera, so I've always been behind the scenes.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

So that's where I started.

[B]

And you did 10 years out there?

[F]

I did.

[B]

Could you make a living, or were you starving the whole time?

[F]

It was a. It was an ebb and flow. There was roller coasters for sure, but I wasn't expecting to move to la. It was kind of like an impromptu thing. I actually went out to visit for a week, like, just this vacation, me and my best friend, and we actually got tickets to go see Jimmy Kimmel Live. And we actually were the two people that got cut off. When you get tickets, they put you on standby, and so they were at capacity. Right. When we got up to the front of the line, they're like, sorry, we're cutting it off. We have no more room. So me and my best friend started, like, brainstorming. We were like, we gotta get in there. We gotta get in there. So we were like, who's the guest of the show? And it was like, Avril Lavigne and some random person. And so I'm not a fan of Avril Lavigne, neither was my best friend. So we had to come up with something. And then she's like, well, I drove all the way from Canada to get here. And I'm like, I came all the way from Texas. I'm like, can we at least just see Avril Lavigne? We're huge fans of the show. And they're like, we'll see what we can do.

[H]

And.

[F]

And then they brought us in and everybody started leaving because they're like, oh, it's the cutoff. And then we got in, and then I talked to the guy and then ended up working for the audience, like, audience coordinating.

[B]

Oh, you wound up working there.

[F]

Yeah, I ended up talking to the guy. He looked like the dude from E from Entourage. So I kind of was like, BSing with him about that. And then I was like, you look like a better looking E. And he was like, yeah, I get that a lot.

[B]

I love Entourage.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

So.

[F]

So, yeah. And I was like, can I get your card? Can I work here? And he's like, well, we're not really hiring. And I was like, all right, well, what about, Can I intern? He's like, yeah, you got to be a college student. I'm definitely way past the age to be an intern. But I was like, that was my foot in. So I was like, if I move out here, can you promise me that I'm going to get a job? And he's like, yeah, I'll promise you the internship.

[B]

So how long did it last?

[F]

I was there for several months, and then I got production job. So I just went straight and hit the ground running.

[B]

Cool.

[F]

So, yeah, that's.

[B]

Hey, Steven weatherford with the 13AMG 63 SL. You. You came and then you left. I was fixed to bid your car. I do like to buy those. The more expensive, the better. Go to givemetheven.com and put it in if you don't want to do it on the radio. Groves, Texas Bledsoe, Ezekiel Elliott. I want to. Bledsoe said he wants to talk about Zeke Turley. I have not kept up.

[J]

So what's going on, my man?

[B]

Not much. Last week, Turley was just certain.

[J]

How you doing, my man?

[B]

Great, great. Zeke did not get a contract yet, right?

[C]

Yeah, I was certain that, you know what he was going to happen, but Jerry's.

[B]

He's going to happen.

[J]

It's going to happen this coming week. I don't know if y' all guys knew that or not, but it's going to happen this week.

[C]

I mean, you know, I thought.

[J]

Really, man, I already know.

[B]

Oh, how do you know?

[J]

I'm talking about Nick. Well, this coming week, coming up.

[C]

How do you know, too?

[J]

It's gonna happen?

[B]

Do you just know or you know?

[J]

I just know.

[B]

All right. He knows. Blessing Ozer. They are gonna sign Zeke. I would rather. I would love nothing more in the world to see Jerry Jones put his foot down, put his ass on the bench and say, here's what happens. It would be a blessing to all NFL owners to not let the inmates run the asylum to a sense and go for this crazy. I don't like this deal. Because Jones took care of Zeke when Zeke was screwing up, and he kept. He fought for him. He sued the NFL over him. He did all this great stuff for him to try to protect him, and now Zeke is turning his back on him.

[C]

Well, and he's got two years left on his contract. So he's breach of contract here.

[G]

So what will he be Sunday?

[B]

Where would.

[C]

Where will Zeke be this Sunday or next Sunday? You're talking about next Sunday?

[B]

Home.

[G]

Yeah, I'm sorry. For the game at home.

[C]

That's where he would be. Yeah.

[G]

Oh, my Lord.

[C]

And he could get fine, too, because the Cowboys haven't find him yet. They could have fined him up to 2 million bucks for not being at camp. There's a lot of things. And he hasn't. Jerry hasn't done any of that yet either.

[G]

Wow.

[C]

There's a lot of things that could come down. Jerry wants to really put the hammer down on him. He could.

[B]

Well, I mean, look at what it cost him. A deck. It brought up the DAC thing and then it brought up. I mean, everybody's. Well, well, I want mine, I want mine. I want mine.

[G]

You got the checkbook open.

[B]

Well, let's go.

[C]

It's because Jerry brings up a good point. So it's okay, right? Zeke gets his money, Right. Okay, what about in two years if he's still not happy? Is he gonna just hold out again? That kind of opens up a blowout box you don't want. I think Jerry's got a really good point there.

[B]

So he could sit him on the bench and pay him his.

[C]

No, he wouldn't get paid anything. He misses the. Every game he misses. It's like $220,000.

[B]

Okay. So what's the, what could Jerry. Okay, so if he continues to hold out, he won't get paid.

[C]

Correct. They can go after 25% of his signing bonus, too.

[B]

Oh, wow. Yeah. You think they're going to go hard like that? Do they have a player.

[C]

For the first three games? Yes, because they're playing teams that they should be. But when they play New Orleans at fourth game and they lose that right there might say, jerry. Okay, either sign him or I'll put my foot down really? And say, hey, I'm going to do this to you if you don't sign. That's when it's going to really come down to it.

[B]

Is there a running back in the system that's grabbable right now to replace him?

[C]

No, no. But the guy they've got is, he's, he's decent, but he's a rookie. He's not a workhorse where you can give him the ball 25 times a game. Like Zeke.

[B]

Right.

[E]

He's still got Alfred Morris in the backfield.

[C]

Yeah, they've got some replacements, but it's.

[B]

Still not one thing. We got to remember, guys, that we're on across the country now and we're big old cowboy homers. Yeah. We've been doing this show for what, 13 years now? 12 years. And we're gonna have to back off of it a little bit because, I mean, the, the Redskins guys, the Eagles guys, the Saints guys. What are the pro teams in our listing area? The, the west coast guys and soon to be the Raiders, which is awesome. I think I'm going to get on the Raiders bandwagon. I'm down with this whole LA Raiders, Gruden Vegas. I, I, I think I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna be a homer. I think that's going to be my real team. No, I'm going to switch. Don't leave the Cowboys.

[E]

Get you, get you a bottle of Soul Glow and do it, brother.

[B]

I need to get out there more often anyway. Give me, give me an excuse. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back. Buy cars on the radio for give me the vin.com. remember, if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll give you $100. And yes, it is Labor Day. And yes, we are live. And we'll be back in just a minute. I do.

[D]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

[A]

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[E]

Sell us your car. So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[D]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com I wonder.

[B]

If his sugarfoot makes his tail feather.

[D]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[B]

This is my creative genius.

[C]

Damn it.

[D]

Now John Clay Wolf.

[B]

I don't know, J.D.

[G]

Just wonder what would happen if the Cowboys go to the super bowl, win the super bowl, and Zeke doesn't play a single game. Does he get a ring?

[B]

No. He would be another brother with a big ding on his credit because charge off from Jerry, he'd charge him back. Have you ever seen the Talking Heads in concert, Bob?

[E]

No, but I've seen that film. Was it. Stop making sense.

[B]

I'd like to see them like, 88. I went and saw. Actually, Turley, mic up my computer, will you? I went and saw this one last Saturday night. Tell me who this is, Bob. It surprised me because I didn't even know they were playing. Oh, good lick, too. I forgot about this song. Slip inside the eye of your mind.

[E]

I love Radiohead, man.

[B]

Do you not know who it is? J.D. do you know who this is? I have no clue. Have you ever heard this song?

[G]

I love this song, but I don't.

[E]

Know who it is.

[B]

Noel Gallagher and the Amazing Flying Birds.

[G]

Yeah. Wouldn't have picked that one.

[B]

Oasis. So it's a. It's a brand flip. So he can go tour as Oasis, cuz. And get paid without his brother suing him.

[C]

Yep.

[E]

Right.

[B]

Is all it is.

[E]

You know, he's still Noel Gallagher, too. Did you hear about the Foo Fighters?

[B]

No.

[E]

Okay. Foo Fighters, like last week or a couple weeks ago, were in concert and they played an Oasis song and said, hey, guys, sign a petition because we got to get Oasis back together. So this week, Noel Gallagher at a concert was talking to the audience and said, hey, we got to get a petition together to get the Foo Fighters to break up. He's still a snarky little bastard.

[B]

He is.

[E]

And I love that about the ways they sounded tight.

[B]

He sounded perfect. They do sound like the Beatles.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Good tune. So I sent You. A text from that concert. Because the Smashing Pumpkins played also. And again you. You call. You said, it's a haiku from me. A poem that you can't comprende.

[E]

I didn't. I didn't even even get. Okay, here's a half thoughts.

[B]

In the middle of a. In the middle of the Smashing Pumpkins concert, I had a. I had an idea. And I sent Bobbo my idea.

[H]

Inspiration.

[E]

A new haiku from John Clay Wolf. In spite on my maze I am still just a hick in a daze.

[C]

What?

[G]

That's all?

[B]

Do you have the Zero song from the Pumpkins? Oh, is this it? Is this the right song?

[C]

No, that's not the right song. That's Zero.

[B]

What. What's the. In spite of my rage, I'm still rat in the case. Yeah, that's. I'm sorry. I screwed up, Saabo. I was thinking, we did that band Stinky Pinky with you and Ned.

[E]

That was never the name of the group.

[B]

Well, it never really took off.

[E]

Right.

[B]

So I was thinking that you should have a new. The name of your band. Because you need a band. You deserve a band. You're a great singer and a great guitarist. The Smashing Blumpkins or the Smashed Blumpkins.

[E]

Hold up. Define Blumpkin.

[B]

Well, I mean, it could be. It could be a dirty word.

[E]

Why don't you just say bumpkin?

[B]

Okay.

[E]

That's a country person.

[B]

Okay. The Smash. The Smashed Bumpkins. So I was like, the world is a campfire. You know how rednecks like to sit around the campfire?

[E]

Sure.

[B]

Okay. Sure. In spite of my haze I'm still just a hick. I'll sing it to you. In spite of my haze I am still just a hick in a daze. That's you, man.

[C]

Hey, how high were you?

[E]

Seriously?

[B]

I mean, that's not at all. I live high. I mean, I don't need to do drugs to get high. I live there. That's for my. My brain. Something's wrong with me. I've told you that for years.

[E]

Did you catch my response?

[B]

It's like question mark about my friend.

[E]

Richard, whose friends call him Dick. No, I said you don't mean dick in a haze.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, you know, you have to get perverted.

[E]

I thought you were some kind of wordplay. I never know have any idea what the hell you're talking about.

[B]

So, like a redneck version. The Smashed Bumpkins.

[E]

And now I know, right, Now I know.

[B]

You'd have to lighten up the guitar a little bit. Turn Up a little. In spite of my haze, I'm still just a picking of days.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

You were high.

[B]

Yeah, I was not high. I was not high at all. I. I really wasn't even drunk. And then I wrote up, wrote down some others like that Today song. Today is the greatest tale I ever had.

[E]

You know, we.

[B]

We'll work on it.

[C]

Today was the greatest.

[G]

That's a good idea. Maybe not on the air next time.

[E]

Ain't nothing wrong with your art, John Clay. You just keep doing whatever Randall Pink Floyd wants you to.

[B]

Oh, is this. I've got Matt McConaughey, the professor from University of Texas.

[G]

That's where you're going to give us little hints of all kinds of.

[B]

I can just see Baba like, you know, getting lucky one night and coming in singing the song. Today's the best tale ever had in your Smashing Bumpkins style.

[E]

You know I do that, right? I do. I do communicate with myself quite regularly. There's nobody around.

[B]

The Smashing Pumpkins concert review, how was it? It did not suck. Today is the greatest tail I ever had. I just think of Bobbo. Okay. They sound like the Smashing Blumpkins. They were not loud enough. I was expecting. I really, I was. For the Pumpkins. It's so guitar driven and they're so heavy. They needed to be loud. I mean, they were half volume of what they needed to be for my taste.

[C]

That's an engineer issue there.

[B]

Well, I mean it was. It was definitely premeditated. It wasn't a problem. It wasn't loud enough.

[C]

You don't think. Did they have that energy like they're trying to play loud or.

[B]

It's a big, big venue. You couldn't really tell. But I thought the guitar player was Big Head Todd from Big Head Todd the Monsters. And actually it's another Korean guy. What's his name?

[C]

I don't know. I can't remember.

[B]

I can't.

[C]

I'm not that familiar with him, but he's been with the band for day one, so.

[B]

And I looked it up and that Big Head Todd's not an Indian, He's a Korean. I didn't know that. I didn't know that they had tall Koreans in Denver.

[H]

Yeah, but you gotta be careful with Koreans.

[B]

Hey, Randy.

[C]

Hey.

[B]

What are you doing?

[H]

We, you know, we did that show over there, me and my friend Rusty. Y cuz you clean up at the concerts, especially on the lawn where the dopers are.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

You get all kinds of good stuff like leftover popcorn, hot dogs and nachos and a lot of drugs at that show. A lot of leftover drugs.

[B]

I didn't even smell weed.

[C]

Because it's heroin, right? Isn't it?

[B]

Well, I mean, this was a pretty clean crowd, dude. The blumpkins were a big deal in the early 90s. I mean, I think the heroin addicts have all died or grown out of it.

[H]

But after 11 o', clock, that big head Todd looking guy.

[B]

Yep.

[H]

He's out there on the lawn. Yeah, he's looking for leftover drugs too. And he actually ate my friend.

[G]

He.

[B]

Ate a chipmunk. Yeah, the Korean did.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Hang on. So the guitar player for the Smashing Pumpkins came out after the show and ate a chipmunk cuz he's Korean?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Did he use any barbecue sauce?

[H]

It's not that damn funny.

[B]

Was it like. Was it like a sushi kind of deal? Did he skin him and then dip him in soy?

[H]

Well, don't worry, we got him back.

[G]

Oh.

[H]

He was eating the soggy pretzel and he lost it.

[B]

Okay.

[H]

He lost Kenny. And we saw him come out, but we haven't seen Kenny in, you know, days.

[B]

Right.

[H]

I think he traumatized. And I don't want to be, you know, controversial, but just keep an eye, you know, be careful. And know this. It's not for certain, but there's a possibility.

[G]

Yeah.

[H]

If you come across a Korean bass player, there is a slight possibility that he may eat your ass.

[B]

Well, he's a guitar player and so, you know, the bass player for the Pumpkin. Speaking of heroin, I mean, see, I think that the fans. It didn't kill her. Marcy? Yeah, the good looking blonde from the Pumpkins.

[H]

She.

[B]

She wigged out on dope. She's no bueno no more.

[H]

We thought he was cool. Here comes his rock and roll guy. Rusty wanted autographs and said, hey, is he eating those nachos? Yeah, he's eating nachos right off the ground. Hey, that's freaky. That's just like us. We thought it'd be a friend. And there goes Kenny. He popped him like a Percocet. Horrible.

[B]

Jeff and Dallas07 Benz SL550. What color is it?

[J]

It's black. Black on black.

[B]

Does it have any. Check engine lights on, service abs, airbag, any of that. And the tops on those cars are bad about leaking. Does the top leak on it?

[J]

No, it's. It's. Perfect.

[B]

Okay, then I'll give. I'll. Perfect. I'll give. I'll give. I'll give, I'll give. 13,000 for perfect. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll get you a check. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air for giveme the vin.com and Bobbo and I'll work on a smash. Blumpkins here during the break.

[E]

We'll grab that.

[D]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

I got to be careful because I don't want to get Megan Kelly.

[D]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[E]

I probably be like lighting your own funeral now.

[D]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

For all of the stations that carry the show, they're that of the country format. This is Metallica, but it has a country theme. It's Whiskey in the jar.

[G]

Perfect.

[B]

I mean, so it's Metallica goes country, right?

[E]

Based on an old. Is it Irish or Scottish folk song in the public domain. You know where country came from?

[B]

Thin Lizzy. Thin Lizzie was the one who really made it famous. This is a good Metallica. Look, I have a question to our listeners this Labor Day weekend. Real quick. Kind of corny, but I am interested. What? Who are your two picks to go to the Super Bowl? Not who's going to win the super bowl, but who are the two teams that you believe will play in the super bowl this year? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio calling. Real quick.

[E]

I want.

[B]

I want to talk to you guys. Rush Limbaugh is on the line with us.

[C]

Let me dial him up here on.

[B]

The ice from Florida.

[G]

I wonder if he's going to evacuate due to the hurricane.

[C]

My. Who knows?

[G]

May already be out. Rush.

[B]

Rush.

[E]

John.

[B]

Good to know you're okay. Are you in Florida?

[E]

Hell, no.

[B]

Oh, no.

[E]

Hell, no.

[B]

Oh, where'd you go?

[E]

That's the Labor Day weekend.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Taking a little time off. I'm actually in a fortified compound in Elko, Nevada. Oh, I love it out here.

[G]

Why? Affordable memories.

[E]

I should have.

[B]

If.

[E]

If I hadn't been such a moron after the Cardinals debacle, I should have. I should have built my home here in Elko. Have you ever been to Elko?

[B]

Never.

[E]

Nothing here. Nothing at all.

[B]

So in the politics realm, what? Your boy fired his assistant. Why could he not keep any help?

[E]

Listen to this. What kind of a stupid deal. He had the perfect help earlier. And I will circle around to this.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Later.

[B]

You'll get there.

[E]

This Madeline Westerhout.

[B]

That's. Is that Trump's assistant's name that he fired?

[E]

His former, newly fired, newly unemployed, former personal assistant. Apparently has. There's a jealousy issue with Ivanka and all kinds of. They don't, you know, here's the. You won't believe this. Okay, here's the thing about the Trumps. They don't want their personal business out on the press.

[B]

Understood?

[E]

Now that doesn't seem to make sense. The way that our esteemed president Donald J. Trump tweets first thing in the morning.

[B]

That ain't no joke for four hours straight.

[E]

And that's not personal stuff, that's polite political positioning. But the solution to this is right in front of his eyes. What has it been, two months? And he fired. And look, being myself, El Rushmo, top political mind in the world of broadcasting today. I don't want to seem one dimensional. He should just let this lady go, which he already has, and bring back that Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She's perfect for it.

[B]

Didn't you say she had a lazy eye?

[E]

She's perfect for it. I was about to get there. I was about to go there once again, because qualifications notwithstanding. And she is tall. She is very tall.

[B]

She eats gravy with her chicken fried steak.

[E]

Absolutely. She eats chicken fried steak with her gravy.

[B]

Even big old, thick, broad shouldered guy.

[E]

How do you judge an employee? You say you have an employee, say you have a problem with them, they've done something wrong, and you talk to them. You look them right in the eye, don't you?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

When a job such as that of press secretary for Donald J. Trump in this first administration. You know what? You know what the biggest asset is?

[B]

That she has that lazy eye.

[E]

That one lazy eye.

[B]

Because she'll never hook him up and get him torque because she'll never look him straight in the eye.

[E]

She literally can't look anyone straight in the eye.

[B]

Oh. I mean, she can milk a cow.

[E]

She could try.

[B]

You can look at barefooted, you can be looking right at her and ring a chicken's neck.

[E]

With the other hand, you can be addressing her. You're speaking right to her. And she's paying attention. She's, she's nodding her head like she listens, like she's listening to you. But that one eye is slowly gliding west.

[B]

So, speaking of assistance, do you have his assistant?

[E]

Irresistible? My assistant?

[B]

Yeah. Do you have one?

[E]

Ah, unofficially, I'd say Pfizer Corporation. And don't forget our old friend John Daniels.

[C]

Good assistance.

[E]

I know J.D. ryan's trying to remind me that it's, it's actually Jack Daniels, but when you've known him as long as I Have we just call him John. Your girl.

[B]

Your girl. Alexandria Oseo Cortez. How do you pronounce her middle name? It's AOC is what everybody calls her at Casseo, Cassio, Ocasio, Corteo. There's a tweet out there I'm not. It shows to be verified. I don't. I. I have trouble believing she could be this stupid, but she's done some weird things. I see. Here's AOC's tweet. I see people rushing out to fill up their cars for this hurricane at the gas station all over Florida. This wouldn't be an issue if they had electric cars. If the power is out for a week, how are they going to get gas? We need to start planning ahead and moving forward now. Mike, you cocked your head. Let me. Let me color this in.

[E]

Here we go now.

[B]

That is if the power's out for a week.

[C]

I know. I got it. I just don't understand why somebody would tweet.

[E]

Well, no, but that is the difference. That is the difference between something one says being weird and stupid. Because I hate to. I hate the way word stupid.

[B]

Giovanni in Louisiana.

[E]

But that is.

[B]

Giovanni in Louisiana. You there going once I hear you. He says the super bowl will be the Saints Ricardo in Houston. What you got?

[J]

Hey, I got a 2012 Camaro SS okay. Hey, I got a friend of mine that said he knows you. Is this John Clay Wolf?

[B]

Yes, sir.

[J]

He said he met you in the Galleria and he said Bud Ford was. What he taught you how to calf rope? This is black cowboy.

[B]

Black cowboy cowbell Rodeo mesquite Tex Mansfield, Texas, 1985. Absolutely. Absolutely. In his. That, that. That is a true statement. Actually, I've gotten back into horses lately. I've been. I've been practicing for the celebrity cutting that's going to happen in. At the Futurity and Will Rogers auditorium in December. And golly, I'm sore as hell.

[J]

All right.

[B]

But it's fun. So what have you got? You got a Camaro ss you know, at Bob Kingsley, you don't have radio wars like East Coast, West Coast, Rap Wars. Bob Kingsley, that old man that talks on the radio and counts down the country. I'm gonna be competing against him. I'm gonna whip your ass, Bob.

[E]

Really? How fun.

[B]

Yeah, and Tanya Tucker too. She didn't have a shot.

[G]

She didn't have a chance.

[E]

Nice. American top 40. We're gonna tell you why the record business ran Mary Chapin Carpenter out of country music.

[C]

At least you're going up with older.

[B]

People, the drunk people, Tanya Tucker. I mean, we can rush. Are you going to be in the celebrity cutting?

[E]

You're talking to me.

[B]

No, I'm really not. I'm just kidding. 2012 Chevrolet Camaro V8s. How many miles SS?

[J]

It's 58. 58, 000. And it's a LS3 with the six speed, tremendous transmission. The car? I don't drive it. I have a company vehicle, so I don't have to drive that much. It's kind of like my little baby.

[B]

Does it have factory navigation?

[J]

No, it doesn't.

[B]

Okay, so it's A1SS. Is it leather, cloth?

[J]

It's leather.

[B]

As you can tell, I don't care about all the stories and the babies and all that. I. I'm down to the money. It's just a commodity to me.

[J]

Okay, let's talk about the money.

[B]

And it's a convertible or a hard top?

[J]

It's a hard top.

[B]

Okay. It's worth 50. 50 on the clock. I like the 50. Does it have a clean carfax?

[J]

It does. I have a title to it. It's very clean. This car is one of the cleanest ones you're going to see.

[B]

I'm a $15,000 buyer.

[J]

15.

[B]

15.

[J]

If you do 16, we got a deal.

[B]

15 5. You bring it to me. Where are you? What city are you in?

[J]

I'm in. I'm in Houston.

[B]

I have. I have an office in Spring, Texas, off of Westfield Road, probably 10 minutes from your home. And I can have a check sitting over there for 15, five with a clear title. Or I can go pay off the payoff. Let me know. Go to give me the vin.com. let's look at the pictures internally. I think we're gonna make a deal on this one. Okay, let's go. All right. Giovanni, Louisiana. You there? Giovanni, you there?

[J]

Yes, sir, I'm here. What you got going on today, boss?

[B]

I was just wondering what the. The real people, the people that know who's gonna be in the super bowl. You tell me.

[J]

I'm gonna tell you. The two teams that I feel like they got robbed last year, I'm gonna.

[E]

Say the Saints because I'm a who dad fan.

[J]

And I'm gonna go ahead and say Kansas City.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Thank you. Mike in Houston, who do you think?

[J]

Oh, I think Brady might make it back one more time, but Kansas City is gonna go there and kick his butt.

[B]

It's about time. That'd be good. So there's two KCs, Davy Crockett, West Texas East Texas, wherever you are.

[J]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What's up?

[J]

Cowboys all the way. It's raining in East Texas.

[B]

Is it?

[J]

So we're gonna go cowboys all the way. You gotta put a kayak under their feet.

[H]

All right.

[J]

They're gonna swim. Super Bowl.

[B]

It says swim all the way. It says you. What the hell? So here's the note on the, on the call screen. What wants to say what's up? Loves the show. And, and David, do you drink in the on Saturday mornings when you listen to us? Yeah, yeah.

[J]

Budweiser and Cheerios.

[E]

Yeah.

[J]

No waiting.

[B]

Breakfast of champions and Cheerios. Oh my God. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[G]

Let's see what else is going on in the world here. Let's see a video appearing to show a Tesla driver. John loves Tesla's asleep while his vehicle drove on autopilot has prompted criticism online. Tesla's autopilot feature allows the vehicle to steer, accelerate and brake automatically in a single lane. But the company says you need to pay attention. Pretty much it does have active drive. It needs active driver supervision and does not make the car drive by itself. The cell phone video was recorded on the Los Angeles freeway wherever else. Yeah, Saturday morning. This is audio. It's called asleep at the wheel.

[F]

Is he.

[B]

Totally asleep? God, this is crazy.

[C]

How fast were they going?

[G]

There's a highway speed. Yeah, they were just cruising in Los Angeles.

[E]

That's the thing. Now it can do all those things but it's not a self driving car.

[G]

No, it's not. Well, you need to pay attention.

[E]

Of course you do.

[B]

I think when Jerry Jeff wrote this song about the LA freeway, he wasn't thinking about Tesla. No. Liberal flaming freak job. He needs to redo it this year.

[G]

Oh, would that be fun.

[B]

Denver, Colorado, anybody in Colorado, if you're in the transport business, we need two, three and four car haulers to pick up our customer cars for givemethevin.com and bring them back to. Is it aurora? Yeah, Aurora, Colorado. So go to jobs. Givemetheven.com and DFW guys too. We still, we need more transporters. No, I'm not providing the truck and I don't need a driver. I need you and your haul rig. Or if you want to get in the car hauling business, you need to get one and get some insurance and we'll train you. But we're growing a lot and I definitely need some hauling capacity in Colorado. So if you guys are listening, have any friends that have a dualies and want to get the car Hauling business already are in it. Go to jobs givemetheven.com and we will hire you. If you're not a and you don't stink, you don't. Our criteria is not that high really. You need a dually a slant trailer, take a bath, don't have a drug or alcohol problem and are nice to people and can actually be on time. And if you can do that man, we'll pay you. We'll be right back.

[E]

Again. Now I believe every word you're saying.

[B]

Just keep on, keep on playing.

[E]

I can just get off of that LA freeway without getting killed a car.

[D]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[E]

Oh yeah, we're back.

[D]

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[E]

Hey, you guys had shirts on when.

[B]

You came in here. Something happened to him.

[D]

Hug 800800 radio.

[B]

See that sign?

[E]

No shirt, no shoes, no die.

[B]

I got this strange fascination. This is back when Sandy was good.

[E]

Down the hall.

[B]

So Otis came back to work and he stuck from last week?

[C]

Yes, he's been here all week.

[B]

Good for you, Otis. I have been watching this network show on. I don't know what, it's on Showtime or something called Billions. It's Wall. It's basically the movie Wall Street. The Gordon Gekko story in current day with a hedge fund operator. But it's a four season series and it's good. I don't like the name of it. But anyway it's good.

[G]

Where do you see it?

[B]

Showtime is. Is. Is where it is and, and you just can't help it, can you? It made me think of you, J.D.

[E]

How'S that?

[B]

So they got this trading room of all these stock traders, okay, For a hedge fund. And they have an in house shrink. You know the hot girl. Not hot, pretty lady in Mad Men. That was the Jewish retailer's daughter. She's a Jewish girl. She had an affair with Donna. She owned that department store. That lady plays the shrink in this show.

[E]

Oh.

[B]

So all these traders go into her office. They have an on site psychologist in this hedge fund to keep these traders heads straight. Really? And it really reminded me of our buying room downstairs because we have a big buying [e-mail] that's full of buyers and we don't need a on staff psychologist, but we have an on staff AA guy.

[E]

Oh Jesus.

[G]

I didn't see that coming. I didn't see that one.

[B]

It really reminded me of your role, jd. You, you pull people to the side and you hire masseuses for them and you, you give them counseling and you and Reggie and. I mean, how many AA guys do we have? I don't know.

[C]

But they do come to you.

[G]

That's why they call it anonymous.

[E]

That's true.

[G]

They come to me. They ask me if they can ask me something, I can tell them. If they don't want to know, I don't tell them.

[B]

How many people do you have that you were counseling in the.

[G]

How many buyers do you have?

[B]

50.

[C]

It's funny though, because there, there's occasions where somebody will come by his desk and they're just kind of whispering and then go away.

[B]

And it's.

[C]

It's like about a minute, two minute conversation. It's like he's counseling.

[B]

He.

[C]

He kind of does the little pat on the back and gives them a hug.

[B]

So he's giving them a hug that they didn't drink the night before.

[G]

I don't know.

[B]

I've been sober for three days.

[E]

Well, that's great.

[B]

That is.

[E]

That's. That's awesome, J.D. good for you.

[B]

So there.

[E]

I see a couple of posts on Facebook. A couple of our buyers have celebrated anniversaries and are successful.

[B]

Pre K posted that he put down the fody, like old English back freaky.

[E]

I didn't know you had four years ago.

[B]

I didn't know you had a malt liquor. I mean, how silly, how scripted is this? We've got a half white, half black. He's. He's a white kid that thinks he's black and he's a rapper and he had a. He had a malt liquor.

[E]

Yes, he said he put down his. His last colt 45.

[G]

His last 40.

[B]

How long ago do you, do you, do you coach DJ four years?

[E]

I do not.

[B]

Hey, DJ Prek.

[H]

Yo, yo.

[C]

What's cracking?

[B]

Did you really have a malt liquor addiction?

[C]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[B]

It was bad.

[C]

Like straight up like 2 or 3 40s damn near every night.

[H]

Wow.

[C]

You know? Yeah, I was fat and swollen and drunk.

[B]

What was the breaking point for you? When did you know that it was time to stop hitting the old English?

[C]

My health, man. I felt like. I felt like I was putting that much malt liquor into my body.

[B]

Is malt liquor higher calorie than non malt liquor? Probably, Yeah. I don't know. Now. What was your drink?

[C]

Old English? When I could find it, man. But you know, that's hard to come by. An azel.

[B]

So what did you have?

[E]

I bet it was slit small liquor.

[B]

Bull.

[C]

I do, I do Ride the bull. You know that Slits and malt liquor. But did you really? My choice, King Cobra. It's got that 6% alcohol by volume, baby. It gets your toe up from the flow up.

[B]

I like Mickey's big mouth myself.

[C]

Oh, yeah, Mickey's is definitely a favorite.

[B]

Now, did you quit it completely or.

[C]

Did you just pull way back completely? Okay, I stopped. I had my last drink. And honestly, man, if it's the last drink I ever have in my life, cool with that, man.

[B]

And what is your age?

[C]

28.

[B]

So at 24, you had to quit the old English and king cobra?

[C]

Yeah, 24, 25, something like that. I had to, man.

[B]

I was.

[C]

I was down bad on it, man.

[B]

I was.

[C]

I was in the hood with it, man.

[B]

In a different vein, Turley, I don't know if. Bob, when did these start?

[C]

We.

[B]

We took down 10. We added 10 affiliates last week, 10 new network affiliates. It's like Operation Dukes of Hazzard or something.

[E]

Yeah, it's an awesome suite, but it's gonna be great. Nashville, Memphis, Tupelo, Jackson, Birmingham, Huntsville, Mobile, Gadsden, Hattiesburg. And those are the nine.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Because I think Birmingham and Gaston are like a repeater.

[B]

I'm sure.

[E]

But yeah.

[B]

Nashville, Memphis.

[G]

Are we in Hazard County?

[E]

To be specific, I now have nine new program directors, nine new chief engineers, and nine new market guys.

[B]

When does this light up?

[E]

All of those will start next Saturday, September 7th, except for Memphis, who has a ball game.

[B]

Ball game in Memphis. And we'll start getting the preemption for the football game.

[E]

Yeah, they'll start the 14th.

[B]

So next Saturday, we're bringing on eight new affiliates.

[E]

Well, we're supposed to.

[B]

Are you gonna sat test them all at once with the western one through.

[E]

The course of next week? No later than Wednesday, 6pm Nashville.

[B]

I'm looking at this station one in Nashville. It's the number one station in the whole market. Stand alone. W. Where is it? WNRQ International, Tennessee. God, I haven't been to Nashville, so I've got to head out there. I've got some traveling to do here pretty quick, Bob, so hope y' all can hold the fort down while I'm gone.

[E]

Golly. There's a picture of your sign.

[B]

What sign?

[E]

On. On the. On the. John Clay Wolf's Show Facebook page.

[B]

Oh, the one y' all gave me for your.

[E]

That thing's beautiful.

[B]

It's my birthday week. And for new listeners, I celebrate a birthday week. I started it for men over the age of 40. It's. It's a New way to, to do things because we all have to work to feed our wives and our kids. So we can't really take a birthday.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

The way that we would. So, you know, you just take the whole day and you chop it up into little. You just get a week worth of whatever you want when you're not working.

[E]

And that's a J.D.

[B]

Ryan photo is the way I sell it.

[E]

That's the kind of photo you want to put on Facebook.

[B]

That's a good one.

[G]

You like that one?

[E]

He caught a shot. I swear to God, this has been like a week ago.

[B]

I can't let it go.

[E]

New girl comes to the office and I'm talking to and this is snapped from his desk a half a mile away. But he posted this morning. Bobo and Annalisa talking in the office. I'm like J.D.

[B]

Because he was just on the air with this.

[G]

Normally we put up things that we were talking about. It didn't look like you guys were engaged or something. You were talking, you were chatting.

[B]

Why are you be tripping dog?

[E]

What I'm saying is I get a funny feeling when I think somebody is 30ft away snapping my photograph without me knowing. Hey, be tripping do like why are you doing that?

[B]

Why are you eating while you're talking to my radio dog?

[G]

Why you be tripping, dog?

[E]

Why you do what? What's that for what purpose does that serve?

[B]

Speaking of new affiliates, Denver, Colorado, Fort Collins, we need to, we, we need transporters for that area. Go to jobsimmethevin.com if you, you know, a friend or would like to get in the car hauling business or are in the car home business and have small carriers, three and four car slants that can pick up our across the state of Colorado and Cheyenne, Wyoming and bring the cars back to Aurora, Colorado. We will pay you to do so. Go to jobs givemetheven.com and if anybody's streaming from this deep south, we're gonna need the same thing in Nashville, Alabama. Not now Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi. That's the hardest part of this whole.

[G]

Racket is the transport logistics. Even when it was, even it was just Texas, it was, was crazy.

[B]

When it was just Houston, it was a pain. It's always been a pain. That's the hardest thing of the whole deal. And then getting it started where people believe that we actually do what we say we're gonna do, that takes six months for them to believe that you're not lying. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yes, it's Labor Day weekend. Yes, we're live. Yes, I can't say that. But anyway, we'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio for givemethevin.com.

[D]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[I]

Remember, @gimmetheven.com not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheVin.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to and it's not even close.

[E]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[D]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

I've been making my insurance payments to J.D.

[G]

Wright.

[D]

Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 Radio.

[B]

That's what you call commitment.

[D]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

KFC just announced their new chicken sandwich. No, they're two. Their new promo, two small breasts, two bony thighs and a left wing for 8.99. It's the table. Taylor Swift special. Have you had a Popeyes chicken sandwich yet?

[E]

Damn, that's good.

[B]

Nah, I haven't either.

[E]

I don't. Popeyes pissed me off.

[H]

How's that?

[E]

Long ago.

[B]

It's pretty easy to do.

[G]

J. Oh, that is.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Because three, three strips and a biscuit is 7.99 expensive. That pisses me off.

[G]

It is expensive.

[E]

Yeah. I'll stick to my own alternative. The McChicken sandwich.

[B]

What?

[C]

Awesome marketing by Popeyes.

[B]

It's the smartest thing I've seen in years.

[C]

So I've gone there twice cuz the kids like I, we want to try the same. I was like okay. First time says it on the sign. Nothing there. So like I don't want the regular chicken. I'm out. Go again. I'm in the drive thru cuz they didn't have a sign up.

[B]

A sign about what? What kind of.

[C]

There's no chicken sandwich available. I get there and then start, you know, do the order. Oh, we don't have any left. So you're kind of stuck. Sure, you have to order something. So I order something and it ain't that good. That's the first time I've ever had Popeyes. That's just my opinion.

[E]

Popeyes is delicious.

[B]

It's ghetto as f. There's nowhere else.

[E]

Where you can buy a cup of gumbo in a fast food restaurant. No, you know, they got it.

[C]

Give me Chicken Express. I'd rather that than anything.

[B]

And a purple drink. Purple sandwich. We've had the sandwich.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Or white. Black guy. Of course. And how was it?

[C]

Oh, it was the bomb. Dot com, baby. I got that spicy joint.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

It set it off, man. I think Chick Fil A better watch they back.

[B]

You know, all these years when I was a kid, there were Chick Fil A's in the malls. Nobody cared. Only in the mall, I mean, nobody cared. What changed? Why did it go from. From nothing to something? And I mean something big. These damn lines around the Chick Fil A is obnoxious. And all the soccer moms loading down with. With chicken and biscuits and fries thinking that they're doing something healthy. They're not. In the name of Jesus. Saturated fat in the name of Jesus. We're gonna go healthy. But here's some buttermilk biscuits.

[E]

Here's the deal.

[G]

Fried food.

[E]

And I don't know.

[B]

We're not gonna feed you on Wednesday because it's Jesus.

[E]

I don't know if this hits you the same way, but when I go to a fast food restaurant. Restaurant, and I, you know, there's no nobody at the drive through. I go to the door. They're closed on a Sunday. Okay, I understand. That's all right. It's your business. You. You open when you want to, but when a sign says closed on Sunday, like, look at me, look at me. I'm closed on Sunday. You have to ask why? And that's their end. That's how they. That's how they get you.

[B]

You're so funny. I was thinking this weekend, because we're working on other radio deals in some other markets, and I was again in that table, that big table at the big Radio World. Big Radio world. The conference table with all the execs.

[H]

Sure.

[B]

And they're all ex jocks. I mean, it's just the funniest damn thing. I need to bring a recorder with me. Well, you know, sales is down.

[G]

Sales.

[B]

I mean, that they deliver their. Their. Their stuff like.

[G]

Like, you know, endorsement deals.

[B]

Endorsement deals or reading the traffic. Bobby Bob, Sales are down today. Here.

[G]

The big Q. We call it the big Q.

[B]

You know, your AQH versus your TSL versus your cumulative cube. I had One look at Bright and Sunny John right here on the Saturday mornings, right here in this office.

[G]

I'm fine looking Friday.

[E]

I had one of those this week, man. Teleconference. Yeah, I want you to talk to our program marketing guy, John Shannon, everybody.

[G]

Shannon.

[B]

Everybody in the radio world is Shannon. I say hi.

[E]

Hi John. He says, yeah Bobo. Now this program you have, I can see four local avails and we play the songs there. I said yeah, that's right. And our market guy says yes, that's right.

[B]

Well they don't play the song in the local avails, they play the song in the music bed slot.

[E]

Right, right, right. But there's a, there's a break where they can play songs to maintain their format. And the guy me was like so, so you're cutting my song in for inventory into a third?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

We both said yeah, that's right.

[B]

That'S right.

[E]

That's what we do.

[B]

But so what did he say to that?

[E]

Yeah, he asked that question.

[B]

It bothered him.

[E]

He asked that question.

[B]

What did he expect us to do with his song inventory?

[C]

Play.

[B]

Play. We're going to play the hits here, play 2/3 of the hour of music and then we just get on an instrument, introduce the next record. Is that what he expected? Yeah, these people are very non prepped when they get handed over to us. Have you noticed that?

[E]

And half of the people I've talked to in this last flight of new affiliates have asked me that. Now do you play songs during the show? Because somebody high up gave him that little kernel and said well you know, it's just, I hate to lose all.

[B]

The songs you don't lose.

[C]

People are just, they don't understand we.

[B]

Have, there's music if you go to the clock is the clock that's public and that listeners, you'll laugh if you see this. If you go to John Clay wolf.com and click, click stations and then there's a little thing in there, it says syndication info and click that. You can scroll down and see the way the clock works when we're on, when we're off, when the commercials play, when the songs play and they just don't get it. And it's in their damn language. We built it in their tech language and they don't get it. Well, you're going to cut my music inventory down. Yes, it's a talk show. Welcome to Saturday mornings.

[E]

Yeah, well the boss, the boss man who signs the checks decided it might be worth a throw to play with your precious music massaged format.

[B]

And I love the Music. And I love the format, but so many of these guys have this exact same talk show hot talk format. Monday through Friday from 6 to 10. Yeah, think just like that. Just like that. That's how it works.

[E]

This boat, this.

[B]

Jim. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. I'm J.D. shannon. That's your new name.

[G]

My new name?

[B]

J.D. shannon.

[G]

J.D. van Shannon. You gotta put the van in there.

[B]

Okay, Doug. 14 challenger sxt plus with 9, 000 miles. That's low miles. How many? I almost said how many miles. What color is it?

[J]

It's red with red and black leather interior.

[B]

Does it have a sunroof? Doug sounds like he used to be in the radio business himself.

[J]

No, I know. Not in the radio business. I love your show, though. And no sunroof. Yeah, no sunroof.

[B]

So if it was up to you, would you. If it was up to you, would. Do you think we should talk more or play more songs or. No songs?

[J]

You know, I kind of like both. I like both. Yeah, I like both.

[B]

That was the design. Patrick Davis designed the clock. I didn't do it. He did it. Good job. Patrick Douglas likes it.

[J]

I think it's a great, great show. Great show. I love it.

[B]

$15,000, Doug?

[J]

Oh, yeah. I was, I was thinking more in the ballpark of 19ish.

[B]

Is it. Is it a plus?

[J]

Yeah, just as a sidebar, it's never been driven in the rain either.

[B]

Oh, well, then that makes it. Then dump it up to jump it up to 16 grand. No, rain. 16,000. 16,000. And I'll give 16,300 if you bring it to me.

[J]

Well, like I said, I was thinking in the. In the 19 inch range. But I'll think about it, though, and appreciate your time.

[B]

I was thinking my wife was getting like. I was thinking my wife was going to get me this 1200 espresso machine I wanted for my birthday and she got me a shirt. But you know what? I'm still happy. I'm still happy. So just be happy. Be happy. 800-800-723-4, here on the John Von Rooster show with J.D.

[E]

Shannon and Popeye and Michael Turley on the board.

[B]

800-800-72-3,4. Yes, it's Labor Day, and yes, we're live. Good morning, San Antonio. Good morning, Corpus. Good morning, Midland. We're going to lose a couple people in a minute here. Yeah, that sucks.

[C]

The podcast is always up.

[B]

The podcast numbers are growing. Did we have as many hits on the first day now as we used to in, like a year on A on a episode. They keep sending me deals. You could charge for this. You could charge for.

[G]

All the cool kids listen to podcast.

[E]

And as soon as you do, yeah, you could.

[B]

And then the second you do it, you show greed, you're gone. I learned that the hard way when we did a concert one time we did one of those big backyard when we sold tickets to it. That's a long story. I don't want to get into it doesn't matter. But yeah, yeah, you could charge for the podcast but you piss a lot of people off, so I'm not going to do that. But the podcast does go up about 2:00'.

[J]

Clock.

[B]

It's at john claywolf.com or you can go to the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page. I wouldn't grab it this week. I think it's kind of sucks. We're fluffy. We're fluffy today. Hey, I need a, I need a, I need a X. Oh gosh. What's it called? An xlr? Xlr. What's the Corvette? Cadillac?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it xlr?

[C]

Yeah. The little two door?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I need one of those. If anybody wants one of those. If I wants to sell one, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And buyers, if y' all hear it and you get that and you get it bought, let me know because I've got a friend of mine that specifically asked for one and he's doing me a favor and I need to do him a favor. So that's that. Okay, so Houston on the buzz, if you want to list our number four, you can jump over to 97.5. Sorry, Elliot Dallas, you can jump over to johnclaywolf.com and click listen live on the stream on JD's online radio station. And I don't know who else we're gonna lose. I don't think we lose anybody else right now besides those two big ones. We might lose KLBJ. I don't know if we go to noon or 11 and KLBJ, but if we go to, if we lose you Austin at 11 here in a minute you can. I think we're still on the horn on the AM in Austin for the next hour. You just grab it on the stream streaming off your iPhone@john claywolf.com click listen live. Our number five actually is what it is coming up. God, leave this five hours, five hours straight to beating. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell us your car, we will come pick it up with a check. We don't beat you. Carmax software will send you a check for 100 bucks. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'll be back in just a minute.

[D]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio now.

[B]

Better have my money.

[D]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Chris in Oklahoma.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What you got, man?

[J]

I just, I love your guys's show and I was hearing the comments on, you know, I think there should be more show and less music because we hear this music all during the week, all the time, and we only get to hear you Saturdays.

[B]

I, I couldn't agree more. Now that your. Your call shows that you're from Weatherford, Oklahoma, but I don't think our signal makes it to Weatherford, does it?

[J]

No, it's 94. Seven to brew out of Oklahoma City.

[B]

So are you from Weatherford? Is that why your phone's registered there? Yes, I have a good friend, my college roommate was. They own the bank in Clinton, Oklahoma. I don't know if you know those guys. The Sewell. Okay, the Sewells. Sewell family. First national bank of Clinton, Oklahoma. Last name Sewell.

[J]

I've been around there and I'm not familiar with them. Peter's at one of the other banks over there. I think it's ibc, but I don't know.

[B]

Typical, you know. All right, but thanks, Chris. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[G]

All right, let's see what else has happened this week. If you're gonna rob someplace, maybe you don't call the cops and tell them first. William Kelly called the police in Washington. Kenwick, Washington report his pickup truck was stolen. Okay, no big deal. Right after they arrested him, they reviewed the video and found that the reason his pickup truck was there in the first place is he was there to burglarize a business located directly across the street. The local TV news had a fun report about it. This is doubly robbed.

[I]

Kenwick, Washington police released video of someone.

[B]

Stealing a truck While the owner of.

[I]

The truck was committing crimes of his own.

[F]

A person on a bicycle noticed the.

[I]

Keys on the seat in that truck.

[B]

He throws his bike in the back, then takes off.

[I]

Police say the owner of the truck.

[B]

Called them for help. But during the investigation, police realized 42 year old William Kelly parked his truck there. While they say he was stealing items from a nearby business, Kelly was booked into jail on a burglary charge.

[I]

Now police are actually still trying to.

[B]

Track down the truck and the Person who stole it.

[G]

Instant karma, no doubt. There's deal.

[B]

Hey, DJ Pre K. DJ Pre K going once. DJ Prek going twice. I didn't hear me.

[C]

He's on the phone.

[B]

Yo, what's Cracking this caller online 2 in Burleson has a 95 DeVille 180. Now, what year is your DeVille or your Seville?

[C]

I got a 90 El Dorado.

[B]

El dog is 95 DeVille body style. Is it ghetto smart yet? Is it antique ghetto yet? Is it desirable yet? Or just junk right now in between her, man, it's.

[C]

It's getting there. You know, I think with the right, you know, size rims on it could be good.

[B]

Kirk and Kirk. Kirk and Burleson. What size rims do you have on your 95 Eldo Deville? I mean, the Cadillac Deville.

[J]

I'm not for sure what they are, tell you the truth.

[B]

Was it your mother's car or something?

[J]

They're. Yes, it was my mother's car. She died a couple years ago. She bought it brand new. And it's original, all original. So I'm not sure what size it is, though. The tire.

[B]

I need to pull this. I'm gonna Google this so I can see the picture. So I can know what. Okay, there she is now. I know this car. My dad had this car, the Fleetwood Bronze.

[J]

I've got all the original receipts for it. She kept those and all the oil changes, everything she ever had done to it. I actually just spent eleven hundred dollars on it.

[B]

I wish you wouldn't have done that. 3. I wish I hadn't done that because it's just. They're just not worth it.

[J]

I did that. Well, I did a couple of months ago. It needed radiator and a fuel pump and a battery. The. A few other things had been sitting for about a year and a half, you know, after she died. But I went ahead and did that anyway.

[B]

But DJ Prek, I'm looking at a photo of this body style in 95 DeVille. This is you, dog. This is more you than that 89 El Dorado. This is good big pimping. This is big Lincoln Town Car, side skirt. I mean, it's not worth anything, but it's still. It's a very good white wannabe black guy.

[C]

Look.

[B]

Then I'm talking to my Kirk. I'm talking to my producer here. He's. He's a rapafish, you know.

[C]

Okay, let me peep it. Let me peep it. I'm Googling it right now.

[B]

I think you spent more on it. Than it's worth. But you know, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. If I was gonna buy it and it's crazy nice, I'd give a thousand. If it's not crazy nice, I'd give 500. Yeah, I hear you. And here's. Here's a 90 sedan device Ville with 116.

[C]

Oh my God.

[B]

Here we go. Here come everybody. Open up the junk doors.

[C]

Floodgates open baby.

[B]

The floodgates of ghetto tastic cars are coming.

[E]

First blood.

[B]

I like that. 96 cumins with 100 on it. We bought in California. That's a good rig. Duly. 8008-0072-3480-0800 ready. You know, I was talking to a friend of mine. We're just talking about old car swap stories. Auction stories. He got out of the business, but just jicky car dealer crap. So drive Time used to be called Ugly Duckling. And they realized that the name Ugly Duckling was bad.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

They changed it to drive time.

[E]

It is.

[B]

So I used to sell cars to Ugly Duckling. This is like 98 at 98.99 and by. By the 20 pack and they had, they had a pricing schematic. They'll give 2500 for this category, 3500 for that category and. But they were real temperamentals. Long story short, a guy that sold a lot of cars to Ugly Duckling bought one out of the auction and it did not have air conditioning. It was a Saturn. So obviously they don't want it. He missed it when he bought it.

[G]

Got it.

[B]

Okay. And so he ran it through the auction and another guy bought it to sell to Ugly Duckling. Back then everybody was on this Ugly Duckling kick, right? Sure. They were trading these cars and making money off the Ugly Duckling. And he got sit and he realizes it doesn't have air. So he goes back and he. The guy that. How do I explain this? So say there's an auction lane. And this auction lane is full of other dealers cars.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

So Kenneth Stanley is the guy that had the lane and Jack was the one that had this car in that lane. Jack was the Ugly Duckling guy. Jake got a hold of this Saturn without air. He goes into Kenneth's office at the auction and says I don't want it. It doesn't have air. Too bad you already bought it. Because back then, back when men were men and they had to stick with their decisions. Yeah. And they couldn't cry. And everybody unwind their deals like we do now. Oh my God.

[G]

Let's get over it. You move on.

[B]

Yeah. So that Kenneth and the guy looked at him, said, screw you, you know, tough. You missed it. That's the way it works. So Jake went and got a 9 volt battery, and he went and got an AC switch from Saturn. When you push it in, it lights up. When you push it out, it unlights. He hooked it up to a 9 volt battery and put it in the dash and he brought it back to the auction lane with the button pushed in. So the buyer glances in, sees the AC button. Hot. I mean, on.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

And he buys a card. Guess who bought it.

[G]

You're funny.

[B]

Jack, the guy that sold it to him. There you go. And he did realize it was the same one.

[G]

This one's got ac.

[B]

So then Jake runs out there, and after the sale, sold, $3,200, Jake runs out there and pulls that fake AC switch out and puts the blank back in that came with it. And then goes up to Jack after, you know, a week after, he said, how's that Saturn doing? He said, you remember that car? That was your. Be a man, it's yours. It's just so funny. It's just so funny to think back in those days because back then at the auction, it was just a fastball game. And as a dealer, I mean, we're doing it to make money. We make mistakes. I make mistakes all the time, of course, and. But now it's gotten so, so pansy that if you buy a bad car, then everybody's whining about it and then the auction calls you like you need to unwind it. And I'm the world's worst about letting people out. Well, the world's worst because what's happened is the new buyers that buy these cars for these dealerships, the guys that get empowered to buy the cars, they don't have any experience. They don't know what they're doing. They know what this computer tells them, but they don't know the cars anymore and they don't even know how to look. I mean, the door can be hanging off of it, and if it's got a clean carfax, it's great.

[E]

Yeah. That unwinding, though, takes a lot of learning curve off of it, right?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Stick with the deal.

[C]

Right.

[E]

Learn how to be in the business and you will succeed in the business.

[B]

Right. It takes a lot of the learning curve off of.

[E]

Of it. That unwinding gets to be a habit. You know, I traded, When I was 10, I traded my giant Millennium Falcon to the Hudson brothers. For a bunch of planet of the Ape stuff. And it wasn't very long. I hated myself.

[C]

What's a adequate amount of time to allow an unwind to happen?

[B]

Well, the, the. The rules are at the auction. There's NAA guidelines. And if they leave the premises with the car, if it hits the gate, it's over, done. You can arbitrate it that day of the auction up to 4 o'. Clock. But if it leave for. For anything over 500, it was not announced. But if it. Or frame damage. But if it leaves the auction actually on, you have a. You have a week for frame. There's all kinds of rules, Turley. And if it's bought on simulcast, they have 10 days to unwind it. It's just a. It's just a big old pile of mud now.

[C]

But not normally a month, right?

[B]

No. Is there one of those right now?

[C]

I'm just curious.

[B]

I mean, did I know.

[G]

You're not just curious.

[B]

You got to understand a lot of these. I have to. I let out. I know because it's some buyer like this. I'm not going to say any names, but they hired this girl and she used to buy for drive time. So she thought she knew what she was doing. Sure. And then she started buying for this Cadillac store and she's looking at her book and she's buying these hot rods from us, Hellcat, srt, Jeep. And she get. They get back to the, to the Cadillac store and they're running through the shop, they're like, oh my God, the exhaust has been modified. We can't sell it. It's going to cost 4,200 to redo the exhaust. Oh my God. It doesn't have catalytic converters. Oh my God. It's been chipped. Like, listen, if you keep buying hot rods, you need to learn hot rods.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

After the third one and then this fourth one come up just last week on a hellcat.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Had $10,000 worth of hooker emissions on it and hooks emissions on it and didn't have cats. And they're just freaking out over like I screwed them. Like you not understand that people buy these cars and spend money on them.

[G]

To make them faster for that exact reason.

[B]

Right, Right. But there's laws in Texas, there's laws in Colorado about no emissions and catalytic converters. But you just got to look for that stuff. And we too as a seller have to do a better job of looking for it and announcing it. And that's why I tell my inspector guys when the cars hit the gates, diesels and hot rods. Check for cats on my list. And announce altered emissions because 20 of them have been jacked with.

[C]

With.

[B]

It's just. Especially the diesels. And if we don't announce it, then we're on the hook. But what Turley saying is, how long you on the hook? Well, technically, we're on the hook for a day if it was bought in lane. But if it's a good buyer. Here's the deal, Mike. These people are street hustlers. There are. There are dime bag sellers on the street, right? And if we. They lose their job, then we lost them. There are soldiers, there are salespeople. So we got to take care of them. And it hurts. And it's really, really frustrating when it's the car that ran away and made a bunch of money.

[E]

Sure.

[B]

Last week we had a 01 Dodge Cummins with 80,000 miles. It was stupid. Dupid, Dupid clean. And it brought too much money. And the guy arbitrated it for a hard shift between first and second gear, and the auction had already let him out of it. My guys get in it, they look at it, they said it doesn't show shift hard. So the old me would have just said no and raised all kinds of hell and jammed it back on him. Dropped my head, took it because we let it go too far. But the next time it brought. Came through the lane. A car like that, that stands out. A unicorn. Everybody remembers it. Sure.

[G]

We've seen.

[B]

They saw it bring 14 two, three weeks ago, and they see it this week and they want to give less. About 2. 2000 was 2000. Jesus. And we sold it. This is part of it. So what. What's the story, Mike, that's frustrating you? Which one is it?

[C]

No, no, I see it. Yeah, all of it.

[B]

All of it.

[C]

I see it all.

[G]

You just said.

[B]

Yeah, well, we said. I mean, those copart deals, the junk auction. I just realized that if the customer doesn't pay for it, Then we don't get paid in 10 days. And at Richie brothers auctions, if the customer doesn't pay for it, we don't get paid. Oh, there's no. I mean, they get kicked out of the auction, but if it's a retail person showing up for one car, they don't care if they get. What kind of deal is that?

[G]

That's.

[B]

Why didn't the auction stand up and pay for their custom. Their consignors? Sure, if they're the ones vetting the. The bidders, it's their problem, not mine. I'm paying the fees, Google. Don't get me going.

[G]

This is a you problem.

[E]

And that should be part of the reason why you pay the fees, right?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, exactly.

[E]

Assign accountability to somebody.

[B]

There's two Rich Bob. Oh, they've got too much power. Richie brothers and Copart. I mean, so if they don't, what are you gonna do? Quit sending your junk to them? No, they have every insurance contract in the country.

[E]

Right?

[B]

They got it. So you're stuck. So anyway, guys, I. I have my problems too. Don't think I don't. I've got plenty of problems. We lose 5% of our sales a week because of crap like this.

[E]

Really?

[B]

Out of 500 cars? That's a lot that we've got to come and resell. And guess what? They don't bring more. When you go resell them, everybody remembers them and they figure something's wrong with it. No, what was wrong with it is some green pea, yellow bellied crybaby bought it. And we let them out. Yeah, because we're nice. But the good news about that is is they come back the next week because they trust us. So that's why our cars bring more than everybody else. And that's why I can pay everybody a little bit more money. Because we can sell cars higher than the average dealer in the wholesale level. And that's why we can give that.

[C]

Extra 500 bucks so they can trust in the lane. Just be a professional when you walk in.

[B]

My cars bring a little more than everybody else's because of what I'm talking about and the quality of them. And I can pay the individuals, guys listening, the public a little more than everybody else. That's how it beat CarMax. CarMax sells all their stuff Redline, like kiss my ass. Go to hell.

[G]

Really?

[B]

Oh, really, J.D. i bought 10. Maybe I don't know the exact amount. I'm gonna say 10,000 cars from CarMax Wholesale.

[G]

Right. Over the years.

[B]

Hey guys, I. I bought, you know, 80 cars this week. And this one's got a bad transmission. Screw you. Go to hell. From CarMax. They'd never put that on their commercial.

[E]

No, it's yours. Transmission and all.

[B]

It's 402 in. The arbitration period ended at 359. Sorry, John.

[F]

See ya.

[B]

Sorry, Fred. I'm gonna create a company to compete with you. And here we are. My name is John Claywolf and I own givemetheven.com. and if we don't beat your CarMax offer, I'll send you a check for a hundred dollars.

[D]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this.

[A]

Are you tired of getting beat by the dealership? Check in with givemethevin.com sell us your car. We want to buy your car. And nine times out of ten we'll pay more money than your dealer will on trade. Just load it into our website, givemethevin.com and we will come to you and pick it up and pay. Look at our reviews online. They're incredible. We've done tens of thousands of transactions. It's the Amazon.com of the car business. Give us a try.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[D]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com how low can you go?

[B]

Who steals a cheese grate?

[D]

And now send your Juan Clay Wolf.

[I]

Wine is fine.

[B]

How's his health, Ozzy?

[E]

Yeah, he's had a tough year, hadn't he? He broke his back. Broke his arm.

[C]

Being a green room right now.

[B]

Being drunk. Ozzy. Ozzy. Ozzy's here.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Ozzy, come here.

[G]

Eating the pancakes in there.

[C]

Yeah, he is.

[B]

It's kind of weird. Drunk. You'll cripple drunk. Yeah. Hey, Oz.

[E]

Hey. So I was talking about. Talking about me health. I had a hard, hard year.

[B]

What are you gonna do for Labor Day weekend?

[E]

I'll still get used to it. Because we don't celebrate in England. Labor Day.

[B]

Nothing.

[E]

Keith Richards, Labor Day in England.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

We call it. We call it new release day.

[B]

New release day.

[E]

Because all of the bands back in the day, like Sabbath, the Humble par. Uriah Heap, we all make a new album, release it on September 1st.

[B]

Oh, right.

[E]

That's why Black Sabbath. When I was and only had seven albums, though, because we didn't know you could make more. Thought it was crazy.

[B]

Are you going to live to. To see your next new release day next year?

[E]

All right. I've got grandchildren. I'm trying to. Try to stay alive. It's hard.

[B]

How's your drug habit?

[E]

Between you and me, all right. Me wife Sharon thinks I'm clean.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

So between you and me, I'm high right now.

[B]

On what?

[E]

But I don't do anything hard. The only thing I use nowadays is little marijuana and heroin.

[B]

That's a little harsh.

[E]

What?

[B]

Nothing.

[E]

Nothing, Nothing, Nothing. And I was about to say before you snick it at me. Yeah, Captain Morgan. Oh, and out of Spice Room.

[B]

Well, look. Look at Ozzy. Look at my shirt.

[E]

All right. I can See your little nips.

[B]

Can you not see the message on.

[E]

The front of my rum drink around? Put a little rum on it.

[B]

Put a little rum on it.

[E]

I've been doing that all year. I've broke. I've broken more bones this year than in 78 and 79 combined.

[G]

You've had the flu, you've had staph infections.

[C]

You.

[E]

It's been a bad year. Yeah, well, tell me about. You know, they told me stuff and fixed. Yeah. And I laugh.

[G]

Why?

[E]

Because it sounds like such a little wussy thing, you know. Oh, staph infection. Take this. You know, kill you. I ate four bats just to make fun of the staffing things I got you. It didn't help. Got all over me. You shouldn't see me with a step. Infection. Terrible. I became discolored. Have you seen David cover deal lately?

[B]

No, I have not.

[E]

I look dislike him. It was terrible.

[B]

Horrible. How's your liver?

[E]

I don't think I've got a liver anymore.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Did they take it out?

[G]

Nope.

[E]

I thought they take it Shannon.

[G]

Nope.

[E]

I'm going to get ready.

[B]

Yes. Ay.

[E]

Check on me medical record. Have I got a liver?

[B]

Yes. Ay. You wouldn't be alive if you didn't have a liver, honey.

[E]

Oh, thank God.

[B]

Did I just hear you say you were high on heroin and drunk on Rome again?

[C]

Hello.

[E]

I've got a friend named Heroin and I said that I hurt me bum.

[B]

Time to go. Let's get out of here. Enough of this nonsense. Jd what are you doing?

[G]

What am I doing? Well, we have one more news story if you'd like to hear it. Good Morning America. Everything is PC World. You just got to be careful what you say, especially if you're on Good Morning America Host Laura Spencer is now having to apologize for poking Fun at little 6 year old Prince George for a certain entry in his school curriculum. This is better.

[B]

Royal Georgie.

[G]

Georgie dancing Royal Dancing Royal would be the audio.

[B]

That's Dancing Nancy's from Dave Matthews. Young Prince George, just six years old.

[I]

Heading back to school. In addition to the usual first or second grade things like math, science and history, the future King of England will be putting down the play doh. To take on religious studies, computer programming.

[B]

Poetry and ballet, among other things.

[I]

Now he looks so happy about the ballet class. Prince Williams William says George absolutely loves ballet. I have news for you, Prince William.

[B]

We'll see how long that lasts. What was the problem with that?

[H]

He was talking about ballet.

[G]

She's making fun of the fact that he's in ballet.

[B]

Well, y' all really don't think I'm ever gonna go to any of these stories, do you?

[G]

No, that's your last one.

[E]

Well, you never do.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We were talking about auctions a minute ago. Did you do auction clips this week?

[C]

There's a couple. We had problems finding the right time. I heard some stuff, but we just didn't have the time.

[B]

Right.

[C]

So we found a couple other clips here. You want to set it up, Bobbo, which one's worth.

[E]

Yeah, the second one. The second one's the best because you've got an old Dodge truck, and these things can vary widely. Okay. Depending on conditions.

[B]

This may be the one I was complaining about earlier.

[E]

That sets it up. I think it's the second cut.

[B]

Hey, guys, online. This is pretty. I'm looking at this side of it. The roof needs a little bit of paint, but other than that, tight. Oh, okay. But then I yell, rolling, Cole, don't I roll? No, roll. Rolling coal. Like rolling coal. You ever heard that term? The diesel guys. Rolling coal. Big black on the old five, nine, so.

[E]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

All right, all right, all right.

[E]

And there's a. And there was a bit of banner where you must have said something to Cody before this, and I couldn't catch it. It was one of those between microphone things. But he's definitely. This other cut. He's definitely messing with you.

[J]

Does have navigation. It is Green Line grind drive.

[B]

It is 16,014 grand. You're on two and a half bidder down seven and a half. Now that's a car anybody can sell now. Two and a half. 15. 7,000, eight. If you can't sell that, you're stupid. That's a nice way. I said you got to watch how you talk in front of your children or they'll repeat it. Cuz earlier I was yelling at somebody saying, if you can't sell this, you're an idiot. You need to find a new job. But go back. Go deliver pizzas for Domino's.

[E]

That's what it was.

[G]

Yeah, yeah.

[E]

You can't say unless you're stupid. He's doing that while maintaining the cadence of a working auctioneer on the block in a live sale.

[C]

He can have a full conversation with you and sell a car.

[B]

Oh, yeah. He sits there and texts on his phone while he's doing it. Oh, my Lord.

[C]

Amazing. Amazing.

[B]

He sits there and has conversations on his phone while he's doing.

[G]

While he's doing this.

[B]

And I'll knock It out of his hand, like, let's get serious. We got to work. Yeah. Getting serious. Oh, my. It's funny. Yeah, that. That's a long day, man. That's a long day.

[E]

You definitely got a horse there, though.

[B]

What's the other guy on the other blocks?

[E]

He's cool. He's. He's different. Do you hear him, Charlie?

[C]

I haven't listened to him of late, but he's not bad. No, he's. He's pretty strong.

[B]

He comes from St. Louis. He hails from St. Louis.

[C]

It's flowing, everything.

[B]

Is it.

[C]

No Cody, though.

[B]

He's no Cody. Different. Yeah, Kent likes him better, but they work together good.

[C]

They kind of have that same.

[E]

They do, yeah.

[B]

They're hunting and fishing.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

They're open and proactive. And the guys, a little. He's a little countryfied, but on the block, he. He seems like he moves it along quickly enough to me. And I've watched CODY, you know, 100 times.

[B]

Right. So it is a long, long Wednesday. Every Wednesday when we sell these cars. I don't know how many we have this week. Probably another 500. I don't know. I know that the market shifts on these holiday weekends a little bit. We felt it. We definitely saw it in Pennsylvania yesterday as well. But I can't tell you. I think we're slipping into a little bit of a market adjustment. There's no question about it. It kind of starts a hurricane season and it ends at Valentine's Day is when the, you know, market's high and then the market's low. It's not terrible. It's not undoable. It's just a shift. And if you look at everybody's sales percentages in these auctions, you know, we're 90 and they're 40.

[G]

Geez.

[B]

They're not taking the market. Sure. So they're going up. They're doing the same thing that the listeners do.

[C]

Nope.

[B]

Ain't gonna take that for it. Okay, well, it's gonna be worth more next week. Right, right, right.

[G]

That's what happens.

[B]

They increase in value and just happens. Hey, David in Denver, this 03 Nissan with 160. Man, that's a lot of miles. You there, Super Dave? Dave, I see this 03 Nissan 350Z, but it's got a hundred and sixty thousand miles on it. That car is. You're not gonna like my number at all with those miles, I'm afraid. What do you think it's worth?

[J]

That's worth about 6,000. A lot to it.

[B]

You know, I sold a 55,000 about it a lot. I sold a 55, 000 mile 05 for 8, 800 two weeks ago. And you've got 160000 miles. And you know, you might find an enthusiast that wants to pay you that for it. But the real money, like if you went to dealership to try to trade it in, they're gonna give you two, three grand for it. They're gonna give you two grand is what they're gonna give you. And I might, I might give you three. But check with us when after you've exhausted your efforts, you might find somebody. You never know unless you go fishing, you might snag something. But if it gets to the point that you want to cash out.

[J]

Right. And also, also I'll be putting an application to haul some cars for you out of Denver.

[B]

Now that I need, I need a, I need a three car or four car hauler that we will. We'll start in Aurora at Mannheim and you'll go north to Fort Collins or South Springs or around Denver and bring these cars in every day. And I definitely need a vendor up there. We Yep.

[J]

I'm a native to Denver, so I know my way all the way around. So it wouldn't be. I'm gonna be emailing you my resume.

[B]

Please do.

[J]

So don't forget my name.

[B]

[e-mail] do you have your own truck, tractor trailer? I mean do you have your own hull rig?

[J]

I'm getting all this put together actually. I started doing it a month ago.

[B]

Good, I'm glad you called. In Cheyenne, Wyoming also, we buy some up there as well. So they hold KBPI listening area.

[J]

Yeah, I know my way around.

[B]

There's a kbb, KBPI in north Colorado and there's a KBPL which is the same station kind of in Springs in that whole region. Basically, you know, we just started up there. It takes a while. People don't believe this is true in the beginning is what always happens. Takes about two months for it to start. We're already buying some but not much. But the flow will really start picking up in about six weeks when people, when the word gets out. So now's the time to start. We need to get a real transport company up here.

[E]

Right?

[B]

All right. Thanks man. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars on the air. Good morning Las Vegas. Good morning Baton Rouge. Good morning Austin, Midland. What's up? Arkansas, Oklahoma. We'll be back in a second.

[D]

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[B]

So it's big Ken's big gay dog downstairs.

[G]

Yes.

[C]

Yes. McLovin said you want to have big K. Now you got me saying it. Big Ken and his big gay dog up here. I was like, no, don't want him up in the studio.

[B]

Ken will get defensive over his big gay dog. He may.

[E]

We've never had a dog on the show. On the other hand, if you were.

[B]

To be Ken's big gay dog, that could be a character. How would the big.

[C]

How would be Ken's big gay dog sound?

[B]

Have you even thought about it, Bob? Your impersonation?

[G]

Bulldog.

[B]

French bulldog. French bulldog. And the only reason he's gay. It's not that we've seen him with the same sex.

[H]

I don't want to see.

[B]

But he. But he wears gay clothes. The dog does.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And that's.

[G]

Yes.

[C]

What's gay clothes?

[B]

It looks like Liberace's dogs.

[C]

Yes, that's exactly right.

[G]

Cross between Liberace and Elton John.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Hey.

[H]

Hey, boys.

[C]

Oh, hey.

[B]

What's the dog's name? I don't even know.

[C]

I don't know either. It's big gay.

[B]

The big gay French bulldog.

[H]

Daddy calls me sassy.

[C]

Sassy, okay.

[H]

But my real name is Carolina.

[B]

Carolina. That is Carolina. Carolina, yeah. You've got a little bit of a hick accent for a French bulldog.

[H]

Well, you know, daddy's proud. He's so adroit. And city light. I'm just an old country girl.

[B]

Why are you so bitchy?

[G]

You kind of are.

[H]

That comes from my nature doll.

[G]

And your nature.

[H]

Yeah.

[G]

To be a bull of.

[H]

When I see one of you boys get too close to me.

[G]

When we come up, we're trying to love on you a little pit pet.

[H]

I'll bite your pink.

[B]

I know you will.

[H]

He had trouble with Carolina Carol.

[B]

Why not?

[H]

Hello, everybody. My name is Carolina. I'm. I'm Ken's big gay dog.

[G]

I'll never be able to look at the.

[B]

Who picks your clothes? Carolina?

[H]

I'll bite you. Well, my daddy buys me my jewelry. He loves me.

[G]

He does. He does love.

[B]

I've seen pictures of you in bubble baths with gold necklaces on.

[H]

Oh, precious. I've been taking those bubble baths since I was a little baby.

[B]

It's. It's.

[H]

It's almost time to put on my New Orleans Saints uniform.

[G]

You have an orange Saints uniform?

[H]

Yes, I'm a Saints girl. I didn't know dancing for the Saints.

[B]

Oh, Caroline. Big get big Ken's gay dog. You sound a lot like a. A black Southern bell to me.

[H]

Almost like a large chipmunk.

[B]

Strangely enough, yes, it's true. That was really too bad that the Korean guitar player for the Smashing Pumpkins ate Randy's friend.

[C]

Where's Randy at? Let's see him.

[B]

Grab him real quick.

[H]

Don't you get me near that dog.

[G]

Why? You don't like dogs?

[H]

She's a bit of a.

[G]

She is kind of a snippy little thing. She. Yeah, I have to agree.

[H]

I haven't had a lot of trouble with dogs. You know, I get along with dogs really good.

[G]

Most part you do.

[H]

Dogs are very helpful and friendly. You give a dog a bone.

[G]

Yep.

[H]

You got a friend for life.

[G]

Life.

[H]

That dog will eat your ass. Not in the eyes.

[B]

Look at her.

[G]

Yeah, look at her.

[H]

I see her slobbering.

[E]

She.

[H]

Yeah. As soon as I walked in, her mouth started watering.

[G]

Yeah, she.

[H]

Yeah, she going to eat my ass. That's not cool. Whose dog is that?

[G]

A guy named Ken.

[H]

Oh, yeah, Kid Ken. Manly kid.

[G]

Yes, he is.

[H]

And his big gay dog.

[G]

That.

[B]

That dog is. Caroline's kind of rough headed. She kind of looks like Cher's son in that movie Rocky.

[G]

Nice.

[E]

Wow.

[H]

I love masks.

[B]

Do you remember the mask?

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

That's kind of what big, big Ken's gay dog looks like.

[C]

The mask.

[B]

The mask. Rocky. He's got that jawbone that's kind of messed up. His old nose is kind of flat.

[H]

Well, bulldogs are like that.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, but this isn't. Doesn't look like a bulldog to me.

[C]

It's a French.

[B]

It looks like a chihuahua on roids that ran it. That, that. It's just a. It's just a.

[H]

Anyway, you know, this is true. Bulldog was not Always a breed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because all dogs come from wolves. But bulldog. There was a one string of bulldogs.

[G]

Yeah.

[H]

That they keep getting their. Their face mushed coming out when they was born.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

No, it's true.

[A]

And they.

[H]

And they got it like 40 times in a row upon a string of generations and then just. They just started having them that way.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Sad really.

[G]

I don't know that happened. Yeah, well, you would know.

[H]

That's what I heard.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

It's like we didn't always have possums.

[B]

No, no, no.

[H]

A couple of raccoons bleached their skin.

[B]

Okay.

[H]

And we're hooked on cocaine. And they got the bug eyes.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

And the white all over.

[G]

Right.

[H]

Yeah. And they did that like three generations in a row. It didn't take long. Like in a course of nine months. Suddenly.

[G]

Suddenly we have positive.

[H]

Some of the raccoon population were possums. I don't know how they change the tails.

[E]

Possible weird stuff, man.

[H]

Anyway, everybody have a good Labor Day.

[B]

What are you doing this Labor Day?

[H]

I'm just gonna lay around, drink beer.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Listening to pre K talk. Are you gonna get in some king cobra or old English?

[H]

Yeah, if I could carry them. They're huge.

[B]

I noticed you rolling your own cigarettes over there. Is that bugler?

[H]

No.

[B]

What is it?

[H]

Pot, man.

[B]

Oh, my Lord.

[H]

Branch weed? Marijuana.

[B]

Is that what that little acorn is that you have hollowed out in a little carb on the top of it?

[E]

Yeah.

[H]

That's a.

[C]

That's awesome.

[H]

You never hit it?

[B]

No.

[H]

J.D. hit it. It says it hits hard.

[B]

I didn't hit it.

[H]

You remember that time you coughed till you fell down?

[G]

I do remember that.

[H]

It hits hard, man.

[G]

Yeah.

[H]

It's dynamo.

[G]

I know.

[B]

It's not an acorn. It's like a walnut.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

And just any old crappy weed you got too. It's hard. It is hard, man. Lay you down.

[B]

So the device makes a difference in the way the consumption is.

[H]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Educate me on your. On your bong knowledge.

[H]

Because it's self abuse. If it hurts. It enhances the buzz.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Why is that?

[H]

That's why you hit it like that. You have to hit it really hard like this right here.

[B]

All right, Here he goes. Damn, Randy, you okay?

[H]

Did you like that? I'm.

[G]

Huh? What did they do on the show this week?

[B]

Got high with a chipmunk.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

What's your favorite kind of weed, Randy?

[H]

Favorite kind?

[B]

Yeah. Are you the indica or the. What's the other one called?

[H]

I like the sense of mute. Myself. Yeah. Yeah. You know why?

[B]

No.

[H]

Because seeds are a pain in the ass.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[H]

They don't pop on you. There's nothing to you guys. But there's not. My friend Jerry.

[G]

Yeah.

[H]

Blue as I out on pop scene. We was having a great time. We have a great time at the park eating popcorn. Old lady throwing his popcorn. We getting hot. Jerry take a big old hit. He's like, pow. He said, oh, God, my eye. And he's one eyed. He's One Eyed Jerry.

[B]

We call him now One Eyed Jerry.

[H]

What I hear that.

[B]

Burned his eye out on a indica seed.

[H]

Yeah. But you know, that goes back to genetics too, because he doesn't care. He's still smoking it, seeds and all. Yeah, he's just like. He's just begging to blow his other eye out, which is horrible.

[G]

Are we in any news stations this week? Let's tune in and see how the John Clay Wolf show sounds.

[H]

As we say, that's cherry.

[G]

Yeah.

[H]

See you later, guys.

[B]

Thanks, Randy. It's funny.

[G]

Greatness.

[B]

Greatness.

[E]

We'll never get that dog voice back.

[C]

No, we'll have to work on the.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Ken's big gay dog.

[E]

You know?

[H]

You know. You know, I've been living with my daddy for a long time.

[B]

Who's this?

[H]

I lost it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

No.

[G]

Oh, you know, trying to find the dog voice.

[H]

You know, honey, I've been living with my daddy for a long time.

[G]

Southern bell now.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

I don't. Do you see Southern bell when you see Ken's gay dog?

[E]

There's some kind of glamour queen personality thing going on there. I've met the dog.

[B]

The dog, and the dog believes the stick. Oh, totally.

[E]

Yeah. No, she ain't selling it. No, she's celebrating.

[B]

She's living it. Yeah. Celebrate it. She's a drag queen dog. Yes.

[H]

That's it.

[B]

That's what the dog is. That's. I. I didn't get it until right now. So is it really a male?

[E]

You can really get in a lot of trouble like that, too.

[B]

No, not in New Orleans. And we're on in New Orleans.

[E]

I know there's certain stuff we don't talk about, so.

[B]

Man, Ken's big gay dog needs to be from New Orleans for sure. That's where he went and picked her up.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And she's a drag queen. That dog is a drag queen.

[G]

Oh, it's a totally, literally.

[H]

Oh, Lord. I don't know what. These boys talk about me all the time. See you just your chipmunk again.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

Oh, Lord, I don't know what these dogs.

[B]

What would we be without that voice box? We'd be out of business. We'd be out of business without that voice box. Speaking of Romero Roma, real quick.

[C]

Oh, well, yeah, we got to get him real quick.

[E]

All right.

[B]

We'Ve got a minute 50 left. We want to talk to Tony Romo's father, the big CBS newscaster. Ex Cowboys quarterback. What's up, Romero?

[E]

Buenos dias. Hello, senor.

[B]

Who? You got an eye on that clock?

[E]

I have. Many times since the last time I total Jew. I've learned to speak more quickly.

[B]

I'm Episcopalian. I'm not Jew.

[E]

Oh, yes.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Last time I talked to Jews, I was very slowly. And I apologize. Oh, yeah, this problem with the Zeke.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And the Dallas car. See, he should take. And I know you would expect me to say this about my son. Well, he should take. You know, in negotiating a tip from Tony Romo, the number nine quarterback.

[G]

Negotiation tip.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Did you understand this?

[G]

Yes.

[E]

Okay. All you have to do is you negotiate while you are working.

[G]

Yes.

[E]

You don't go to Cabo Huabo and drink the tequila and take this church off with the girls and not go to work. And he says, I working out on my own. But you don't do this. You keep it working. You ask for the race, they say no. You ask again. And you ask. You can always ask. You ask them to. You drive them crazy. And I finally say yes. And there you have it. I was fast. No.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Hey, Bob, with nine affiliates coming on next week, you know what we need to do real quick? We need to knock down all these towns for Sounders.

[E]

Knock down towns for Sounders. Out.

[B]

You know, Nashville, Memphis.

[E]

Another haiku.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. Okay, we'll see y' all next Saturday. Have a good Labor Day. Thank you.

[E]

Locker out.

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