#214 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.03.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #214 – 09.03.19

Aired: February 16, 2026
Podcast Theme: Cars, Sports, Life & Rock'n'Roll, Live Talk Radio and Comedy
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Featured Crew: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Turley, DJ Pre K & guests

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is packed with classic JCW energy: irreverent comedy, sports banter, behind-the-scenes radio drama, call-in car dealership deals, and plenty of wild stories from the whole crew. With a healthy mix of listener interaction, live car appraisals, and discussions of pop culture and rock history, this show welcomes new affiliate stations across the South, adding broad swaths of the country to their signature blend of car talk and unpredictably outrageous humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

Post-Labor Day Struggles & Football is Back

• The team jumps into the week’s odd pace after Labor Day, joking about how holiday Mondays “just lead to four Mondays in a row.”
• Football Season Returns:
  • NFL kickoff excitement (Packers vs. Bears) [02:02]
  • New on-air segment: Listeners will challenge John to weekly NFL picks for a prize T-shirt [03:01]
  • Fantasy football talk: “You’ll never watch a football game the same again.” – Bobbo [04:00]

Celebrity Birthdays & Nostalgia

• The cast riff on celebrities showing their age:
  • Jonathan Taylor Thomas turns 38.
  • Henry Thomas (from E.T.) is now 48!
  • Adam Sandler—described as a childhood star by the crew—hits 53.
  • Nina Blackwood (original MTV VJ) is 64.
  • Joe Perry (Aerosmith) is 69, Neil Peart (Rush) turns 67 and wrote all the lyrics for Rush! [08:01]
  • Remembering Freddie Mercury and the impact of classic rock icons.

In-Studio Antics: Staff, Tickets, and Rock Concert Confusion

• Running joke about Pre K’s time-off, his Cadillac project, and his fundraiser money possibly going toward a trip to Japan.
• Introducing Annalise, the new phone screener, and testing her air-time [11:00].
• Concert Ticket Drama erupts over The Who, Peter Frampton, and Phil Collins ticket allocations:
  • John and Bobbo humorously dispute who got which tickets and whether giving someone tickets “by accident" means you can take them back.
  • "[Ronnie] can’t read... she sits next to my office. I can see her sounding out words all day!” – Bobbo on Ronnie [18:46]
  • “You can’t give someone tickets and take them back. If you don't have your word, you’ve got nothing.” – John Clay Wolfe [47:49]

Rolling out to the South – Welcoming New Affiliates

• The show is now live on 10 new stations in the South (Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi, and more).
• Jokes about fitting in with Alabama listeners ("Roll Tide" and cousin jokes), with Bobbo cautioning against too many regional stereotypes.
• “My name is John Clay Wolfe, and if you’ve ever made love to your cousin and you’re an Alabama fan—Roll Tide—you’re a friend of mine." – JCW [35:13]

Car Deals Live On-Air & Behind-the-Scenes Auctions

• Listeners call in to get live bids for their cars. Examples include:
  • Amy in Houston selling her Prius and getting an over-the-air deal for $16.5k (with notable flirtation) [25:16].
  • Steve’s 2014 Bentley Flying Spur with a complicated Carfax/frame damage story—John negotiates live and orders a frame check [37:24].
  • “I’m buying it. It’s me. I’m coming to get it myself...You want hundreds? You want twenties?” – JCW to Amy [26:44]
• Demonstrating how wholesaler/bid pricing works and why "CarFax" history changes everything: "With frame damage, $60k. Without frame, $80k. Diminished value is real, boy." – JCW [40:14]
• Auction anecdotes: “We buy 500 cars a week!” – [41:56]

The Office Race That Wasn't: Lt. Dan vs. Big Fat Aaron

• Ongoing bets and jokes around two employees racing—one with a prosthetic leg (Lt. Dan), one 400 lbs (Aaron).
• They debate the fairness of “blade” prosthetics and refer to South Africa's notorious Blade Runner, Oscar Pistorius [51:44].
• “If this guy won the Olympics with no legs, I mean why can’t Lt. Dan beat a 400 pound tornado?” – JCW [55:15]
• Will they ever actually race? Only time will tell...

Listener Calls: The Heart of the Show

• Range from heartfelt shout-outs to hilarious bizarre stories:
  • Will from Louisiana recalls a summer romance with his step-cousin (feeding into the "Alabama jokes" segment) [59:02].
  • Drunk Ass Don calls in, now sober, and sings “You Knocking, But You Can’t Come In” [64:02].
  • “You’ll always be drunk ass Don to me!” – JCW [64:22]
• Various sales calls for car appraisals—Nissans, Buicks, old Lexus and more—using humor and banter, sometimes rapid-fire, to keep things lively.

Sports & Pop Culture News Flurries

• NFL drama: Antonio Brown’s public meltdown and the Raiders releasing him:
  • “Antonio Brown has been an absolute embarrassment.” – JCW’s crew [80:29]
  • Discussing Brown’s YouTube call with coach Jon Gruden and resulting fines/voided guarantees.
• Rapid-fire headlines on Charlie Sheen’s sobriety, Walmart’s ammo policy, Joe Biden flubs, and Colbert roasting Biden on-air [171:42].
• Side discussion: Should John tell his 5th-grade son Freddie Mercury was gay? "Let him have his idol, he'll find out in time." – Call-in consensus [95:00]

Brozetta Stone: Teaching Radio "Street Knowledge"

• DJ Pre K’s recurring "Brozetta Stone" segment: Each week, slang lessons are delivered—in this episode the word "SFLAT" (Sucker for Love Ass Trick) is introduced.
  • No one gets it, and it's revealed as basically made up: “Y’ all are acting like some SFLATs...Sucker For Love Ass Tricks!” [127:51]
  • The team reacts: “You can’t play a player, I’m the player, damn it!” – JCW [128:03]

Show Closes:

• The show rides out with discussions about Rolling Stone’s best hair metal albums, stripping ex-girlfriends, and some wild closing stories.
• “GiveMeTheVIN.com—sell us your car, see you next week!” [178:30]

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Notable Quotes & Laughter-Inducing Moments

• "If you live by the kitty, you will die by the kitty." – Jason Tail [00:30]
• "We put our diamond cause we like to stick." – JCW, song parody [00:55]
• "I got all excited Thursday night for the NFL Kickoff...the brown one. That’s the oblong one, right?" – [02:02]
• “We’ll try to keep it clean with her [Annalise].” – On introducing the new phone screener [11:14]

Ticket Drama:

• “You can’t give somebody something and then just take it back.” – JCW, concert tickets [47:33]
• “I gave you the Frampton tickets to buy me time, OK? So that I could figure out what I was going to do with the Who tickets.” – JCW [17:13]

Car Biz:

• “If you don’t start early in the morning, you can’t drink all day... or if you never quit, which is me today!” – JCW [78:07]
• “So, did you make payments to a bar for your bar tab? Call in now!” – JCW [150:36]

Radio Mayhem:

• “If you’re an Alabama fan and you’ve ever made love to your cousin—Roll Tide—you’re a friend of mine.” – JCW [35:13]
• “You’re acting like some sucker-for-love ass tricks!” – DJ Pre K [127:57]
• “Sometimes being nice is a pain in the ass, God sake.” – JCW [50:02]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• NFL Football Returns/Fantasy Banter: 02:00–05:00
• Celebrity Birthdays: 06:16–08:24
• Ticket Distribution Drama: 13:03–20:23 & 43:43–47:50
• First Car Bids of the Day: 23:26 (Amy’s Prius, 24:44 (Negotiation)
• Bentley Flying Spur Negotiation: 37:24–43:13
• Employee Race Discussion: 50:10–56:13
• Listener Call: Step-Cousin Romance: 59:02
• Antonio Brown NFL Drama: 78:29–82:29
• Brozetta Stone 'SFLAT' Slang: 122:34 & 127:26
• Closing Hair Metal Segment: 176:13–178:38

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Final Notes

Fans, new listeners, and the just plain curious will find this episode a classic blend of sarcasm, wild radio, real-life car business, and southern-fried wisdom, set to a rock & roll soundtrack and spiced with debates, pranks, and shenanigans about the business and personalities of radio itself.

As ever, if you want your car appraised by a wild bunch of honest characters (and maybe get a T-shirt), tune in or call the JCW Show next Saturday!

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For best bits, outlandish stories, and foul-mouthed laughter, this episode is one of the best on the rapidly-expanding JCW syndicate.

Transcript

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Today, broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Crazy women are better lovers.

[E]

If you live by the kidney, you will die by the kitty. Jason Tail, don't be such a kitty about it.

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Hit him up now. 800-800-radio-1 800800 radio.

[E]

Yo, me and Carlene had a little bed. What kind of undies you got on? Yeah. Wearing the thon.

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Now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

We get up early and we work all day. We put our diamond cause we like to stick.

[E]

What kind of conversation are you having early on here, J.D. ryan? That sounded like a did.

[F]

What was going on?

[E]

Talking to a girl.

[B]

It was weird, man.

[E]

Good morning, WB IG Big 100. Nice to see it's your Uncle Bobbo here in the big chair. Starting off this morning's edition of the John Clay Wolf Show. Yes, we are live and brand new. Everybody survived the Labor Day weekend okay.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

And as a. As a consequence, had four Mondays in a row afterward.

[F]

Well, I'm not the only one then. This week has been so long. But it's been short.

[E]

It's the older I get. The older I get and the more tuned in and the more organized and responsible I get.

[F]

Oh, that's bad.

[E]

These holiday weekends, why that end on a Monday off.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Always are. Followed by four Mondays in a row.

[F]

Four Mondays.

[E]

And that just feels like. I mean, like really, it just piles right up on you.

[C]

But you know what? All that you don't have to worry about because it's the weekend and it's football weekend.

[E]

Football season's back and that's a big deal. I really, I got all excited Thursday night for the NFL Kickoff Packers. Bears was a pretty good game. If you like. If you like a strategical match.

[C]

Yeah. If you like a lot of incompletions and sacks and.

[E]

Yeah, sure, the defenses were both powering, man. They were both firing perfectly. I think it's gonna be a good season. And we won't. And we won't bore you with sports.

[C]

No, that's not boring.

[E]

What are you talking about? Instead, I'd like to introduce you to my friend J.D. ryan right there.

[F]

Good morning. So football has begun. Has it?

[C]

Yeah. Because I know you're a big, huge Fan.

[F]

I can't believe what. That's the. That's the kind of oblong ball. Yes.

[B]

Okay, just checking.

[E]

Yeah, that's the brown one.

[F]

The brown one.

[C]

I think we're going to introduce a new segment this year where a listener can pick against John because John likes doing against friends. I've beaten him most of the. Most of the year. And it's kind of boring for me. It's just like, okay, let's do something different.

[F]

Right.

[C]

So let the listener pick against John. If they beat John, each week a different listener. If they beat him, they'll win a T shirt.

[F]

Very nice.

[C]

Sell that T shirt gives them something.

[F]

To look forward to.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then, of course, John just keeps his bragging rights, you know, and a reason.

[F]

And on top of all of that, on top of all the fun that is NFL football, you guys had. What's it called? Fantasy football.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

How do you find time in your life to do that?

[C]

I niche about an hour.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

A day just for fantasy football. That's all I need. Just an hour just to kind of scour the. Look at the waiver wires and stuff.

[F]

And you can make up your own team. Right. Of all the players everywhere, and then some computer somewhere determines who would win.

[B]

Well, it.

[C]

It's more than that, but yeah, sure.

[E]

It's not. It doesn't matter who wins.

[B]

Ooh.

[E]

You gotta draft players individually. And when the games are played, all 16 games of a Sunday, you get the stats awarded for what your players do.

[F]

Gotcha.

[E]

The players that you drafted. And you'll never watch a football game the same again.

[F]

So how do you make a point? How do you win? How do you win?

[C]

You have more points than the other guy.

[F]

Your guys, you get a number of points compared to what your guy did that week.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

I got you your guys.

[F]

Guys.

[E]

You got a roster of 12 players, including kickers and defense. And yeah, it's. It can plumb through a lot of people off. There's a lot of minutiae to it, and that's why we don't talk about.

[C]

It on the radio. Yeah, yeah, that's. That's not. That's not very exciting. You know what's exciting is like traffic.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Traffic in D.C. really is not that exciting this morning. It's kind of slow. The Capital Bell Way. I 495. The inner loop right around I 95 Springfield. The right. Two lanes there are getting by, but very slow. A work zone in D.C. proper, I295 northbound just before, so you can watch them for the tail lights just before Malcolm X Avenue, single lane there is the work zone. There's really no bad messes this morning to get around, just work zones. And in Maryland, US 301 northbound just before Roosevelt, which is also Old Indian Head Road. Left lane getting by. Long term work zone there. Weather wise, it's actually going to be of nice. Today's going to be 83 for the high and sunny. It is 64 right now at big 100.

[E]

Also down in, also down in Maryland, Burkittsville. They found Heather and Mikey, but still no Josh.

[F]

Is that right?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Who is that?

[E]

That's a tough deal, but we're, we're all pulling with you. Josh, please, please come home. Who is this as an inside joke? Oh, got you. For my friends in Maryland.

[C]

So where's Pre K? Because that's not Pre K in the, the booth right now.

[F]

Look. No, that's definitely not Pre K. Is Pre K off?

[C]

No, next weekend he is. So we're training somebody new to, you know, cover for him when he's out.

[F]

We should talk to the new person.

[C]

New person want to come on the mic.

[F]

Here comes Pre K. Does he know he's been replaced?

[C]

Well, I don't think he knows yet.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

This is gonna be awkward.

[C]

It's coming though.

[B]

Good morning, Pre K.

[C]

So there's the coffee.

[F]

He brought Jones coffee.

[C]

Okay, that's good. That's a start. Yeah, it's like, it's like slowly the band is getting together.

[B]

We're getting warmed up.

[C]

Really, we're just up here just kind of strumming.

[F]

The bass was supposed to start at 8, this is now 8:30. The bass player just got here off the bus drunk.

[E]

You guys want to take a look at the celebrity birthdays this week? Oh, yeah, yeah, I got some of my guys. This always floors me. And tell me if it happens to you too. Child actors from when I was like, you know, teenager. When they grow up, it just, it kind of floors me. Jonathan Taylor Thomas, you remember this kid?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

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He was a bit of a nine days wonder start in some Disney stuff. I think he was like, didn't he voiced the Lion King as a kid? Home improvement.

[C]

Home improvement is what I remember.

[E]

He's 38 years old this week.

[F]

Damn.

[E]

38. Henry Thomas who played the little kid in E.T. the Extraterrestrial.

[F]

48 this week.

[C]

Did he do anything else?

[F]

Get out of here.

[E]

Yeah, as an adult he's done some stuff. You know the Brad Pitt movie out in West. Anthony Hopkins where the three brothers were all in Love with the same old lady.

[F]

Okay.

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Henry Thomas was the young one after World War I.

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48.

[E]

What the hell was that called? Legends of the Fall. He was in there.

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So that means E.T. came out.

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Oh, it's a while 40 years ago.

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82. 83. Long time ago. One of my favorite child actors, adam Sandler, is 53.

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Child actors.

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Child actor.

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The great Brian De Palma. One of my top three favorite film directors is 53 this week. Nina Blackwood.

[B]

Oh, you remember Nina Blackwood.

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Yeah. One of the original MTV VJs. Hold on to your. Hold on to your hearts, boys. 64.

[B]

No way.

[C]

She's 64.

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I know, I know. And she never looked today over 52 and a half.

[B]

No, no.

[E]

Even then. Keep holding on to your hearts because Chrissy hine will turn 68 years young this week. Great. Joe Perry from Aerosmith is 69. Neil Peart, the genius who played drums for Rush, now he's out of the band now he's decided to retire. But did you know Neil Peart wrote all the lyrics for Rush?

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No.

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Yeah.

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I did not know that.

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Double genius, Neil Pert, 67 this week. And the great Jose Feliciano will turn 74. And this past Thursday, and I gotta mention, would have been Freddie Mercury's 73rd birthday. So, Rock. That was your celebrity birthday. Some of our favorite people are a little older and a little slower and a little better. So Pre K is training a new phone screener today.

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I just want to see how old Keith Richards is.

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How old is really? They didn't just fire him?

[C]

No, they didn't fire. No, no, no, no.

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Okay.

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Because he's gonna be taking actual time off, which is. I don't. I don't think I've seen Pre K do anything like that. Have you done that? Pre K?

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He's been talking about that.

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What's cracking? So we're talking about you actually taking time off next week. Yeah, baby. Finally gonna get to it.

[F]

Where you going?

[B]

Grand Prairie?

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No, man, I'm just taking some time off to get some things handled, man. You know, maybe work on the Cadillac a little bit.

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Hold on.

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I got some bad news. I spent that money. Sorry.

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For those that don't know, J.D. we'll take it out your pockets, okay? We did a whole fundraiser for Pre K's. The Pimp, His Ride.

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We did.

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A year ago now.

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A little over a year.

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A little over a year.

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Something like that.

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And I was in control of that money because I started that little GoFundMe thing. And, boy, I got some bad news. I invested in some things, and listeners.

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To this show donated. Was it 1300?

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Yeah.

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I appreciate the heck out of it, you know?

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And of course, JD Is the executor.

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And so does that money build interest? Never.

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Let me exact anything.

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No, it's just.

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It just.

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Are you charged anything to hold on to it or.

[F]

Yes, that's what I'm doing. It's only 100amonth.

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Oh, really?

[F]

Wait a minute. It's been 13 months.

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Oh, man.

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I got $5 for you, J.D.

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He said he could hold on to it as long as he could before it broke down and spent it all on Bibles and sweatpants.

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There you go, Pre K. You're actually going to get your ride pimped, man. We gonna. We gonna work on it, baby. I gotta get. You know, I gotta get my Cadillac rolling. Gotta get my passport.

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Passport?

[C]

Yeah, man, I play.

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I'm trying to take a trip to.

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Japan for the end of the year, too, man. Go holla at my boy Dirty D, out in Japan.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Japan?

[F]

Japan?

[C]

Yes, sir. Yeah. How y' all gonna see a play in Japan, man? How I'm gonna look out there, huh?

[F]

Tall.

[C]

Yeah, very tall.

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Very white.

[E]

Gentlemen, if you are, side bets, please. That Cadillac will not roll in 2019.

[C]

No, I don't think so either.

[E]

And I hate to bet against my boy.

[F]

Spent the money. I figured.

[C]

Thanks.

[F]

We're gonna do it.

[C]

I think he's trying to figure out how he can take that 1300 and use it for a trip into Japan.

[F]

That's what's going on.

[E]

Parlay.

[G]

Yeah.

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Parlay y' all on to me, man. Pimp that damn ride, Pre K. Well.

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What you think I'm taking the time off for, man? Come on, now. Tell us about some PTO I'm trying to cash in, baby.

[E]

Tell us about your helper. I want to talk to her.

[C]

Oh, you want to talk to her? Yeah. Who do you got in there? Oh, man, I got the beautiful Annalise in here with me. She gonna take my spot, you know. What's up, Annalisa?

[B]

Hey, good morning.

[C]

So she's a new GMTV employee, and she's got some. You know, we talked about it with her. Was it last week?

[F]

Yes.

[C]

Radio, television, background stuff. She's gonna help out when Pre K is out.

[B]

Excellent.

[C]

And we'll. We'll try to keep it clean with her.

[F]

So people call. If people call the number today, they may actually speak with her.

[C]

Yes, exactly. What's that number?

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800. 800 radio. It's 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we will buy your car on the radio and pick it up. There you go. More the John Clay Wolf show this lovely Saturday mornings coming up on Big 100.

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We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

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[B]

Did you get the Peter Frampton tickets, Bowman?

[E]

I did not see any Peter Frampton tickets.

[B]

I'm in you. You're in me? I'm in you. Yeah, you got some Peter Frampton. I took the Phil Collins tickets. We got some tickets yesterday. I took the Phil Collins, gave you.

[E]

The Peter Frampton mine, say the who on them.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Peter Frampton played like, a couple weeks ago.

[C]

Where did.

[B]

No, no, no. Peter Frampton's in, like, three weeks. Yours say the who on them. How did you get who tickets?

[E]

In an envelope? Yeah, I mean, I think that's what they said.

[B]

Did you ask for them?

[E]

No.

[B]

Well, how do you know they're yours?

[E]

Well, because they were bequeathed to me.

[B]

Okay, so Ronnie gave you who tickets.

[E]

Somebody gave me who tickets. And they said they were from somebody else. And they said, don't mention it to anybody.

[F]

Good job.

[E]

What? No. Guess who said, don't mention it who?

[B]

I mean, why are people so stupid? So here's the tickets. I've got Peter Frampton here, and she gave Baba the who tickets.

[E]

Oh, you got Frampton tickets?

[B]

No. You got Frampton tickets? I got who tickets.

[E]

Oh, where are the Phil Collins tickets?

[B]

It's not none of your business.

[F]

God, that caught me off guard.

[E]

I think there may. But you. You do have the tickets you want, right? No, because I got the tickets I want.

[B]

Okay, so there are three sets of tickets, none of which had your name on them. They all had My name on them?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

John C. Fw. There were Peter Frampton tickets, There were who tickets, and there's Phil Collins tickets. I told. Hold on. I told Ronnie, put them all face down. See no surface. Where do you want these? Put them face down on my desk. Why? So Bobbo does not see them so that this doesn't happen. Ah. And then I emailed James Sales because he asked me about him the other night, and he said, I got a pair. I said, I want four, because I knew you would want a pair. And he wrote back, all I've got is two. I said, did anybody ask for these? No, I'm just giving them to you. Okay. So I randomly get gifted who tickets, Peter Frampton tickets and Phil Collins tickets, and they're face down on my desk. But somehow Bobbo already grabbed the who tickets. It has them in his possession. I want to understand how this occurred.

[E]

Well, a fellow employee of ours.

[B]

Female or male?

[E]

Female.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

This is so. This is so clever of Turley, the.

[E]

Guess who I love that came to me and said, John said to give you these and don't mention it to anybody. And so I looked at him and I'm like, wow, I love fog hat. So. And she didn't use any last names, but I think there's a chance that they came from jcfu.

[B]

So Ronnie just gave you the hoot tickets?

[E]

Yeah. And she said she was under order.

[B]

The order was to give you Frampton tickets. So it buy me some time to see if I wanted to give you the who tickets.

[E]

Huh?

[B]

That's the truth. Okay, you want the truth? You want the truth? You want to know what it's like sitting on that wall?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Let me tell you.

[E]

I want the truth. I don't want your stories, Colonel. I want the truth.

[B]

I gave you the Frampton Tickets to buy me time, okay? So that I could figure out what I was going to do with the who tickets.

[E]

Okay. And you know me, right?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Observe and report. I think there may have been a mix up along the way. That's all I'm saying.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Because I only saw the one envelope, and it was given to me on purpose.

[B]

Here's the real reason in giving him the JD you can read the envelope.

[F]

All right.

[C]

The real reason is you think Peter Frampton sucks and you rather go to the who.

[B]

No, no, no, no. He's gonna read off the real reason right now.

[F]

Well, Phil Collins tickets say Monday, the date. And this is two sweet tickets. And then the Peter Frampton tickets are for Sunday. This is the show date Two lawn tickets.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

Got nothing to do with Sucker. Don't suck.

[C]

Okay, Seating.

[B]

Seating scenario.

[E]

The lawn ain't bad.

[B]

No, Bossy. And Bob appreciates the lawn as much as anything. Right? That's fine, but the who tickets. Yeah. Are Sweets. God.

[E]

Yes, they are.

[B]

Damn her for giving you those who tickets. You know, I can't. This has really become a problem. I mean, Bob, is it a problem? No.

[E]

Here's the deal. Here's the problem. The main problem and the reason this keeps happening is because Ronnie can't read.

[C]

Well, that's not good.

[E]

You know, and you know she's in.

[C]

Charge of our sales department, right?

[E]

No, but she didn't put this on her resume or anything. She's just. No, because I see her. I can see she sits. You know, her office is right adjacent to mine. I can see her sounding out words all day.

[C]

So she does a good job of talking.

[B]

Well, you know. Now, Bob, she talks like your version of Reba McIntyre.

[C]

She is.

[B]

Let's see if she answers.

[E]

She reminds me of Reba.

[C]

Answer 7:30 Central.

[B]

Yeah, but, you know, if she's gonna. Hey, Ronnie. Hey, you're on the radio, so don't cuss. Hey, y', all, you asked me, what do you want to do with these tickets? You got the who tickets, you got the Frampton tickets, and you got the Phil Collins tickets. And I told you to tape the Frampton tickets, the lawn tickets, the cheap ones. Right. And give them to Bobbo.

[G]

No, you told me to give him the who ticket.

[B]

No, I said those who tickets are pretty big deal. And I need to think about it because what I exactly said. I didn't say anything about Baba. I said I need to think about who I'm gonna give these to.

[G]

Listen, I got a text thread. I can go back to that text thread.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

And you didn't give a blankety blank about Peter Frampton, but Bill Collins was yours.

[B]

Would you call me? Let's both go through our text messages. We have to go to commercial. Break the good listeners. When we return, we will get to the bottom of this. If you aired or if you. If you're lying. Are you lying?

[G]

No, I don't lie.

[A]

I don't lie anymore.

[G]

Stopped that a week ago.

[B]

All right, Ronnie, we.

[A]

Hey, I'm g. Have a cup of.

[G]

Coffee and I'm going go through my tank.

[B]

All right. My name's John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars to the radio for givemethe vin.com. One more time. I want you day after day.

[E]

I want to.

[D]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com according to.

[G]

A new study, nearly half of Americans.

[B]

Have worn the same pair of underwear.

[G]

At least two days in a row. That's right.

[D]

Hit him up now. 800-800-radio1. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

That's right.

[G]

Nearly half of Americans are men now.

[D]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Radio. Ronnie, I'm here, okay, Listen. Yes, but I need you to hold. Hold the results, because we're starting 10 new stations here in about 10 minutes across the south. Right?

[G]

Okay.

[B]

And I. We're blowing our load. Do you know what that means?

[C]

Golly, John, do you know that?

[G]

Yeah, Ronnie, Rody knows what that means, okay?

[B]

And I don't want to blow my load. Did you dump me again?

[E]

Twice. Ten seconds.

[B]

Oh, well, I did. Well, I didn't know.

[C]

We got 18 seconds left.

[B]

Okay?

[G]

So in my hip pocket. That's gonna be my excuse.

[B]

So we're. We're blowing our. Our top here. You really can't say that? Really? Okay, that's better. All right, so I need you to call back, and we call back in 15 minutes. We need to do this.

[G]

800, 800.

[B]

Yeah, that's.

[G]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

The whole thing right where you are right now. Yeah, I'm gonna start it over because this is good. I don't have that much good material today, and this is pretty good because the plot thickens a lot. Okay, I need you to call back about 8, 10. All right, we'll see you.

[G]

Okay.

[F]

Gives her time to get some coffee. Wake up.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

So you guys wondered how that came out? You know, screw yourself, dude. We're not gonna.

[C]

DC's just gonna have to wait.

[B]

They're gonna have to wait. You're just gonna have to wait. We're putting the steak back in the oven. It's rare. It's not medium rare. We need it done. It's not done. Amy and Tomball. Amy, good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Amy, Hello?

[B]

Hello?

[G]

Yes. Hi. I'm sorry. My phone dropped the call.

[B]

It's okay. You got a 15 Toyota Prius, right?

[G]

Correct.

[B]

And how many miles are on it?

[G]

35, 607.

[B]

And what color?

[G]

It's white.

[B]

Is it leather color?

[G]

Pearl white. It's leather.

[B]

So is it a. I guess, type 3? Is that what they call it?

[G]

No, It's a Prius V5.

[B]

Oh, now I'm Amy. This is gonna make me sound stupid, but it wouldn't be the first time. If you've been listening to me for a while, this is not. If it's a five, so is a Roman numeral five? IV is four. V is five.

[G]

Yes, it is. But then it's got the. It's five. It's got four doors and a hatchback, so they call it the Prius V5.

[B]

Okay. All right.

[E]

Sounds really sexy.

[B]

How many miles a gallon you get? Can we talk sexy about a priest? Amy, how many miles. How many miles a gallon do you get, Amy? How many.

[G]

Usually? Well, I have kind of a heavy foot, so I usually get right around 30 to 30.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[G]

While still going.

[B]

And too much, too fast. Too much, too fast. Slow it down. 30. I mean, Priuses are sexy. Bobo pointed it out. How old are you, Amy?

[G]

I'm 40.

[B]

What are you going to get? What? I mean, you're leaving this thing, what are you going to get?

[G]

I haven't decided yet.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[G]

Do you have any suggestions?

[B]

How far are you? I mean, we're in Dallas, you're in Houston. You can be here in four hours. We'll be off the air in five. I have a suggestion. Get your ass in the car, come up here, sit in my lap, and tell me more about your prius.

[G]

Okay? Yeah.

[B]

J.D. shut up. I'm talking to Amy.

[G]

God damn it.

[B]

Go ahead, Amy.

[G]

It's. I just put tires on it a few months ago, so it's got new tires. It's never been in an accident. All the service has been done at the Toyota dealer, so it's backup camera, navigation.

[B]

Just. Just give it to me. I mean, 15 grand.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

Is that just 15 grand? Buy it. I don't know.

[G]

I was actually offered a little more than that.

[B]

What's it take to buy it? Baby, just lay it on me. Just lay it on me. Just lay it on me. Just all the metal, all the wood. What's it take?

[G]

And 16. Five.

[B]

God damn. Yes.

[C]

Wow, that was quick.

[G]

Wow.

[B]

I want that. All of it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm serious. I'm buying it. It's me. I'm coming to get it myself. I'm bringing. You want. You want hundreds? You want twenties? You want to check? What do you want?

[G]

Hundreds sound good.

[B]

Hundreds are good for me, too. Okay, we're gonna do this one in hundreds. DJ Pre K, get Amy's info and get her cell phone and her email and all the good stuff and get it to me after the show. And. And. She sounds so sexy. I might Just bring my wife in on this one.

[F]

She said her mpg height.

[B]

We're gonna. Gonna meet peak. She's 300 miles away from us. We're gonna meet in Waco.

[E]

Yeah, as. As Keith Moon said to Jimmy Page. That'll go over like Led Zeppelin.

[B]

Amy, you ever smell grass?

[E]

You ever get high?

[C]

Oh.

[B]

All right, I'm gonna go get back on the couch. I'll finish this, and we'll get back in a minute. I need some alone time.

[E]

Had to be done.

[F]

He needs a nap.

[B]

But I am nervous about. I mean, like, a little. Like a little itty bitty boy with ballet shoes and a tutu. I'm nervous as a whore in church about what's about the next 10 minutes from now. Why? Because we're adding 10 new stations at once. We've been doing this for 13 years, and we add a station about every three months.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so it's just normal. Right? But 10 at once. So we'll have 40 affiliates starting today. Yeah, and 10 at once. It's just too much for me, J.D. i can't handle it. I'm. I'm. I'm doping out. I'm. I'm.

[E]

You know, you were talking about this last night. I saw you guys chatting around. It's. Here's the. Here's the. Here's the saving grace of this deal. And I don't want to stereotype geographically, okay? But I think these stations are all going to be propagated by good old boys and gals who understand it perfectly. Right.

[B]

Do you think it'll be like the. The hot. I mean, you. You've surfed Internet porn, right?

[E]

Boy, have I.

[B]

So the girl in the rebel flag bikini in her room, brunette, and it's like, how can you hate this? And you can't. It's like the most natural, best curves of all time. Do you know what? The photo I'm speaking of, There's a photo out of the 10 gazillion photos of porn on the Internet. There's one photo of a brunette in a rebel flag bikini.

[E]

I've seen a few of those.

[B]

I think I know what he's talking about. It just could be the best. The best photo bod of. Of on the. On the entire Internet that Al Gore invented.

[E]

Yeah. I always liked the American flag bikini on the Black Crows. Amorica album. Them covered. That's a great shot. But they're all great shots, and these people are going to be great. We've got you people. Nashville, right?

[B]

Yeah. Memrica Gaston.

[E]

Yeah. Tupelo Didn't. Mobile.

[B]

Didn't. Mobile. Now, where. Where. Where the hell is Alabama?

[E]

The we go Texas.

[B]

The school. Louisiana. The school. The school. The school that wins on Tuscaloosa.

[E]

Mississippi.

[B]

It. Yeah, we're in Tuscaloosa, too, so we need to do, like, some Roll Tide jokes about cousin screwing. I think that's how we start out. How do you think we should start out?

[E]

Well, see, now you're stereotyping geographically.

[B]

You think we should come out, down, set, hut, in a minute when we're rolling out of these people and just start out with a good old cousin screwing joke about Alabama?

[E]

I don't.

[B]

You might be a Crimson Tide F.

[F]

No, that's a good way to not start.

[B]

I think it's a good way to get their attention.

[C]

It's a good way to get a complaint, that's for sure.

[B]

But that's gonna happen anyway.

[E]

I don't think it has to happen. It doesn't have to happen. No. You don't set your goals based on that.

[B]

Turley, you dumped me twice a moment ago. Do you really think that was necessary?

[H]

Yes.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, my gosh.

[F]

What you were saying was definitely.

[B]

What's so titillating?

[F]

Yes, that's the word.

[B]

Titillating.

[F]

That's the. That's the word. The fcc.

[B]

Titillating is a bad word.

[E]

Really?

[B]

No. If you think about the word and break it down into syllables.

[F]

People don't, though. They just use the word.

[C]

This is the word. That's all.

[B]

Titillating is a bad word?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Sexually titillating. Is that the word?

[E]

It doesn't need an adverb.

[B]

No.

[C]

See?

[B]

Did you just dump me again?

[C]

Just keep going.

[B]

Y' all are making this hard. I should just go home. Don't do that. Titillating.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

What does titillating mean?

[F]

It just means it makes people think about things they shouldn't be thinking about on the radio or saying like, the.

[B]

Hot chick with the huge cans and a rebel flag bikini. That's titillating. I'm being titillating?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Speaking of titillating, those that. That so.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

You can't go there.

[F]

Can't help yourself. The next man. If I was listening to big 100 right now, I'd be. I'd be locked in to hear what.

[B]

Happens after John's brain.

[C]

All it is is titillating.

[B]

Here's what I'm going to do. I'm gonna find the photo.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Of the titillating girl.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And I'm gonna put it on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page.

[C]

That's a good welcome to those stations.

[B]

So everybody understand what I'm talking about because it's serious.

[C]

You're welcome to new stations.

[B]

Hey Bob.

[E]

Yeah?

[B]

You know what we need to talk about today also? You can tell me you and Kyle.

[E]

Me and Kyle?

[B]

You and Kyle?

[E]

What about me and Kyle?

[C]

It's an employee of ours.

[E]

Well, I know Kyle.

[C]

No, but the listener doesn't.

[B]

But we haven't talked about yalls past enough.

[E]

Our past. You mean the time I wanted to kill him?

[F]

What?

[B]

Don't blow it.

[C]

One minute.

[B]

Can you say blow your.

[E]

Well, you asked me anyway.

[B]

You can't say. Hang on a second. Turley.

[C]

Can you say no?

[F]

No.

[B]

Well, don't blow it yet. Well, are we out of time?

[E]

Ask me when you want me to tell you.

[B]

Why didn't it say one minute?

[C]

It's being set now.

[B]

800-800-72348.

[E]

I'm really nervous, man. You're really weird this morning.

[C]

It's Radio Man.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radios to call in number JD give him some traffic, damn it. Give him some traffic. That's what they're all waiting on. They want to hear the traffic.

[F]

Waiting on this traffic. Well, let's see here. 495, the beltway inner loop right near Springfield, right. Two lanes, John are blocked.

[B]

Oh damn.

[F]

Just like you are blocked up due to a work zone. You've been working it also in D.C. i295 North Carolina bound right before Malcolm X.

[B]

Who's Malcolm X?

[F]

Avenue, single lane, getting by in a work zone there.

[B]

Is he related to Jesse Jackson?

[F]

And finally in Virginia I395 northbound right bear Glebe Road. The right land. There is also. There's really no bad traffic. It's just work zones. Be careful where you're running around. But weather wise is going to be beautiful today. It's going to be 83 and sunny. It's 64 now.

[B]

Government on your big 100. 100 on your big 100. With the. The transmitters right in front of the White House, right?

[E]

Wb.

[B]

It is indeed the transmitters on Pennsylvania Avenue. It is actually next to Donald Trump. He's out there right now.

[F]

He is, he's.

[B]

He's. Look, he's putting a flag on the transmitter.

[F]

There he is.

[B]

No, Donald, no. Pull your robe in a little tighter. Your junk's hanging out, you old prick. God almighty.

[G]

Lord.

[B]

Grandpa bowls. That's what we're here for. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars. The radio forgivemetheven.com. we'll be right back. Right here on Big 100.

[D]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

So are we live? Is this where I roll in with my bad Alabama jokes?

[E]

Yes. I mean, you can. You don't have to roll in with bad Alabama jokes. Just do your thing.

[B]

You just.

[E]

You just look them right in the eye and say, hi, my name's John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Hi, my name is John Clay Wolf.

[E]

Would you like to share my sandwich?

[B]

And if you've ever made love with your cousin, and you're an Alabama friend, and you're an Alabama fan. Roll Tide. You're a friend of mine.

[F]

22 seconds.

[B]

800, 800. 7234. Was that a bad Alabama joke?

[C]

Is there any good ones?

[B]

The team or the band?

[C]

The jokes.

[B]

Did. Did one of the Alabama guys die from cancer? The singer or the guitar player?

[E]

No, I'm not aware of that.

[B]

Are they all alive?

[F]

I believe they are, yes.

[E]

Well, there are three of them.

[B]

Feels so right.

[E]

They wouldn't fire their drummer years ago, and I don't know why.

[B]

You know, I was air drumming to. To AC DC in the car, just kicking that ass, just all out. Then I dropped a stick and I had to change the tune to Def Leppard. So I keep going. You get it?

[E]

Yeah. Of course.

[B]

That was another bad joke. That wasn't an Alabama joke, though. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Good morning, everybody. This is a new show on your radio dial for many of y'. All. And we're here. We'll be here till 11 in a lot of cities. 12 in other cities. John Claywolf.com is the website where you can stream us and give me the vin. When you hear us talking about cars. I see a Bentley sitting here in the queue right now. So when you hear us talking about cars, there's a car component of this thing, kind of like Pawn Stars, where they whip out grandma's bra and throw it on the counter and they say it's worth $20 because it has, you know, copper underwire in it. Remember Pawn Stars? Oh, no, that's your grandpappy's musket.

[C]

Yeah, I don't know about her bra. I don't remember that episode.

[B]

But they, you know, they lay the guitar on the table and they say, it's worth 4,000, and the guy said, it's worth 10. And Chumley says, no, it's worth four and if you say it again, it's worth three now. Yeah, it's kind of what we do. Well, I'll just give you an example. Steve. Good morning. You're in the air.

[G]

Hey, how are you?

[B]

Good, good, good. What you got?

[G]

I have a 2014 Bentley Flying Spur.

[B]

Flying Spur. Okay. And is it a Mulliner? Yes. Okay. What color?

[G]

It's great.

[B]

J.D. i know you don't know and I'm guessing most people don't. A Mulliner is like a wheel package on a Bentley. Kind of like amg, if you will, for a Mercedes Benz stuff.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. It's gray. What color? What color the guts. So 14 is the first year of the new body style. That's good. How many miles?

[G]

It's got 2200 and something.

[B]

Got cute little miles on it. Okay. Average rough or clean?

[G]

It's. It's clean. There's one. One issue. I bought it.

[B]

Sounds like it.

[G]

Come to find out after. After I bought the car.

[B]

Yep.

[G]

They showed me a Carfax. There was no issues on it. I took it in to trade it in. I'm trying to get a new vehicle and this place pulled what's called an auto check.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

And it showed. It had. It was announced frame at the auction.

[B]

I didn't sell it that way. Don't blame me. I hope. I didn't know. I did have a Bentley with frame about six months ago though. Frame damage.

[G]

So.

[B]

So the car's got frame. Okay. So it's been hit harder than. Joe Lewis is missing a front tooth is what you're trying to tell me?

[G]

No. Okay. So this is what really happened was I had called the place I bought it from. They called the auction in. Now it is not on the auto check.

[B]

Okay. What about the Carfax?

[G]

So it's not on the Carfax. It's been taken off. But I went back to that dealer that helped me with it and they're still telling me they're only going to give me a certain amount for my car when I paid 87,000 for it.

[C]

Where do you live?

[B]

You paid 87 for it. That doesn't sound like a whole hell of a lot on a 14 Spur with 20. So if you paid 87, did you buy it retail? Obviously, yes. Then it. Then step one, if you. Who did you buy it from?

[G]

I bought it from a dealership out in Houston.

[B]

Then it had. It was free. Well, I got to be careful about. Now that you. There's only going to be one Ferrari store in Houston, so I can't talk about it. Because what I want to say, they might not like. So you just. Bailiff, come get this collar and remove him. He said the Ferrari store in Houston. So now I gotta stop because I can't talk. Because he labeled the place he bought it from, and I do business with the Ferrari store in Houston. And he's like trying to act like they sold him a car that screwed up.

[C]

Well, no, he said. What did you say something about the Carfax, though?

[G]

Yeah, it's got an accident on the Carfax, but it doesn't show frame or anything on the Carfax.

[B]

Okay. I think the car. Here's what we got. With frame, 60 grand. Without frame, 80 grand. So does diminished value real? Yeah, it's real. Real, boy. Real.

[C]

Even with a Carfax on it.

[B]

Really? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's got a bad carfax.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Back it up. 70 grand with frame. 60 grand without frame in a bad Carfax. 70 grand. But like, if that car. You know what? I'm gonna chop you back even worse. I'm gonna back this thing back three GS with frame, 57 grand, plus 10 grand without it with the bad Carfax. So 60. I mean, I didn't say 57. 67. Now I'm getting lost. Jenny. I don't know. I don't know. Do you want to sell it?

[G]

I do.

[B]

How much is it?

[G]

I would like 72.

[B]

Okay. If it doesn't have frame and it's got a bad fax, what's 20% off of 80? J.D. real quick.

[F]

16,000.

[B]

Okay, whatever. 20% is off of 80. What's 16,000 minus 80?

[F]

74.

[B]

That's what I'll pay. No, I'll pay 72. That's what you want. No. You're a moron. J.D. my God. 64.

[F]

I'm just throwing numbers out.

[B]

You're asking me math Steve. I'm really hungover.

[C]

Yeah, he is.

[B]

And you're really stretching my brain this morning. So let's. Let's do this. I do buy these cars a lot. We buy 500 cars a week. Right? You know. Do you listen to the show?

[G]

I did.

[B]

Okay, so you know the program. And you know about every four months I show up and I'm all cocked off and hungover bad. Right. That's today. That's today. That's today. So for the on the air right now, with the bad Carfax, I'm 65 grand. With frame damage verifiable, I'm 58 grand. So am I gonna give 72? It ain't gonna happen. Not with. Not with a Bad facts. Is it a minor or is it a full?

[G]

It's minor.

[B]

Oh, you make it harder and you're in. You're in parallel. Okay, I'm gonna hang up. Yeah, DJ Pre K. I want you to get hold of Steve. I want to get pictures. I want to do some research off the air. I do want to buy it. I love cars like this. And. But I've got. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna send an inspector over down there, and I'm gonna have a frame check done on it. And then I'm gonna. There's no reason to talk about any of this until we really know what we're looking at. So I'm gonna. I'm gonna pay the 150 bucks. I'm gonna send the guy over there, I'm gonna get frame checked, and then we're gonna go from there. Because I don't want to talk about it anymore until I know what I'm buying. But I damn sure want to buy. Okay. Thanks.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Golly, that was hard. That's a hell of a way to start the day.

[E]

No doubt.

[B]

I can't. That should. You had to think. Yeah.

[C]

When you're hungover, it doesn't work very well.

[B]

It's hard. And JD's throwing out erroneous figures.

[E]

Hey, JD, what's 23% of 8,000.596? I knew just as soon as you popped an answer out there, I thought, wow, how'd he do that?

[B]

Because he was wrong.

[C]

He just wanted you to spend money that you just, ah, just do it. Let's see what happens.

[F]

That's 109 grand.

[C]

Taking advantage of a hungover man.

[B]

Okay, so, Bobbo, take me down. I have Peter Frampton tickets, I have Phil Collins tickets, and I have the who tickets. I've got a text yesterday from Radio Ronnie in the afternoon on a Friday. Just a. Just a blank picture of the three sets of tickets. What do you want to do with these? And I told her, looking at it, knowing that anybody that sees them is going to say, oh, oh, oh, oh.

[F]

Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Cut there.

[B]

So I didn't want that to happen. I was really thinking, and I saw the Frampton, and I saw the lawn, and I know you like the lawn, and I love Frampton, but I was out of town. So right then I was like, give the Frampton tickets to Bobbo and take the other two and put them face down. On my desk so that I can figure out what to do with them. Because they're sweet tickets with a parking pass. Not saying I wasn't going to give them to you, Bobbo. Very. I might have given them all to you, Bobbo, but I wanted a moment to think about it. Was that fair?

[E]

I so appreciate that you thought about me at all.

[B]

That means the first thing that I thought of was Bobo.

[E]

Very nice.

[B]

But while I'm buying time, I wanted to give him something, Stick a hamburger in his mouth so he could chew on that and not start bitching, wait for the steak. Because if he sees the other two, then I'm not gonna have an opportunity to decide if I want to give him a bobbo or how or when or if I want to go or this or that. So then we get in here this morning, and Babo's like, hey, thanks for the who tickets.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, the who's the most expensive set of tickets, right? Suite who's a big deal. It's like the Eagles to some people, of sorts.

[E]

It really is. Yeah.

[B]

And I mean, the sun hadn't set, and you already had these damn who tickets in your briefcase. I mean, can I not not be here?

[E]

Ronnie came and gave me those tickets.

[B]

Ronnie, are you on the air?

[C]

Who's Ronnie?

[B]

Radio Ronnie. She works here.

[G]

Oh, yes, I'm here. Good morning, everyone.

[B]

Good morning.

[E]

There she is.

[B]

All right, you're on the Internet.

[G]

I'm listening. I hear what you're saying. I hear what you're saying.

[B]

So what. What. What did you do wrong?

[G]

Well, first of all, I went back to my text thread just to see if I could pass the blame back to you. And dadgummit, if you didn't say, I'm reading it right now. Give Frampton to Babo and don't talk about the other two.

[B]

Oh, my.

[G]

I thought. Ronnie, did you read that wrong?

[B]

Rats. Bumbo said earlier that you can't read. Well, he said he hears you sounding out syllables in your office during the day. Is this true?

[G]

I think I forgot my glasses, too.

[B]

You know, Peter Frampton, the who.

[C]

That.

[B]

It's a very. I mean, if you don't know how to read. I know people that can't read, but they can kind of see spaces and words and, like, get a feel for it. The who is six letters. It is not Peter Frampton. I.

[E]

Give.

[G]

Well, here's the. Here's the question of the day. Are you going to make Bobby hand you those tickets back? Are you going to do a trade for Peter Frampton? What are we going to do about it?

[F]

The.

[E]

The. The. Give the or is.

[G]

Is Ronnie, Rody gonna have to take the who ticket and settle it that.

[B]

Way, or is James gonna need to get us two more tickets to the who? Because you cannot re. I'm not an Indian giver. Did you dump me, Turley? I'm not an Indian giver.

[E]

Peter Frampton.

[B]

And Babo is a good man.

[E]

Give the.

[B]

You can't give somebody something and then just take it back.

[E]

Frampton tickets.

[B]

So, I mean, the who tickets are gone as far as I'm concerned. You gotta. If you don't have your word, you've got nothing. You're a representative of mine. Everybody knows that you gave the man the who tickets. They're gone. So this is. This is a you and me problem, Ronnie. It's got nothing to do with Bobbo. He's an innocent bystander.

[G]

I am so glad we both agree that I am a good decision maker and that you trust my decision.

[E]

Watch out, Roddy.

[G]

Gosh. I've got.

[E]

This is how they got Betty.

[G]

Credit card. I got your credit card. I got your checkbook. I got your who ticket.

[E]

She's right.

[B]

She's a signer on the checking account, and she does have the so. So going forward, the answer to all tickets that hit this office in. In. Good stuff.

[C]

Good stuff. Not the best stuff.

[B]

Not the best of. Bobbo keeps his weed in the. In that drawer in the studio in the top drawer on the right hand side. Just put it in there and then tell me to check Bobbo's weed drawer, and I'll look through it and I'll figure it out.

[C]

Now, we got to lock the doors because we have 20 buyers downstairs. Like, ooh, weed.

[B]

Okay, there's 70 buyers. There's only 20 that want grass.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Good morning, Alabama. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars and radio. Forgive me. The vin dot com. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favorite.

[D]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[B]

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[E]

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[D]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[B]

You know, sometimes being nice is a pain in the ass. God sake.

[D]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Is Lieutenant Dan and Big Fat Air going to race or is this. Is this never going to happen?

[C]

For those are new. We got two buyers downstairs. One is missing a leg. Got a blue tuned in.

[B]

Yep. Just like Forrest gump.

[C]

Aaron's like £400. And they were going to race each other.

[B]

Sure.

[C]

And then that was like three months ago. And they keep putting it off and putting off.

[B]

It's a sunny day outside.

[C]

I know.

[B]

It's a good day for a race. That's an Olympics here.

[E]

That's a quality, you know, handicapping for a foot race.

[C]

Lt. Dan says that his new bionicle. Well, his bionic leg is not working.

[B]

Everybody's got an excuse, don't they?

[C]

Exactly.

[E]

It's not like Lieutenant Dan to chicken out of a deal like this.

[B]

He says this is.

[C]

His bionic leg's not working.

[B]

He is the original. Get you some, man. Yeah, that boat up on Man Bun. Because Man Bun, the buyer that he had to fire two years ago got all up in his face. And we're recording it for HR reasons. So that if this guy did something, we had a recording. And you heard Lieutenant Dan say you don't have a drop of it.

[C]

No. Because.

[B]

Get you some.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, it's funny. Too funny. Good old redneck fighting. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7-234. 800, 800 radio. Okay. So do I have any money? I'd love to see them race today. I think today's the day, man.

[C]

It's a beautiful day.

[B]

Chariots of fire.

[F]

Rocky, I don't think part of the deal was that the bionic leg had to be working. I don't think it's fair.

[C]

But that was. That was the whole thing. Because once he got this new leg. Yeah, man, I can. I can beat you in a race.

[G]

Right?

[C]

Come get you some.

[F]

And it's one of those spring legs like you see there.

[B]

Yeah, like the murder guy. Arthur.

[F]

Exactly.

[B]

Not Arthur.

[C]

The South African.

[B]

The guy that killed his girlfriend.

[F]

Right. The beater with a leg runner.

[B]

It's not funny.

[E]

It's a Blade Runner.

[F]

No, it's not at all.

[E]

He's got the. He's got Bobbo.

[B]

It's not funny.

[F]

He's got the blade shot through the bathroom door.

[E]

I did not know that.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Lieutenant Dan said the blade's not working right.

[B]

He got off of that murder trial. Did he? Or he tried like hell. Yeah.

[F]

Take it off on that one. You killed her in cold blood.

[B]

But the accident thing, I mean, O.J. got off.

[E]

That's true. O.J. was found innocent by a jury of his peers.

[B]

Mike, what do we have to do to get these guys to race today?

[C]

Probably up the ante. Money talks.

[B]

100 bucks. Who's gonna win? Who's gonna win?

[C]

You think Aaron wins now?

[B]

Has Aaron lost some weight?

[C]

No, not just that, because he doesn't have a special leg.

[E]

He has lost some weight.

[B]

Oh, you think Aaron wins because Lt. Dan does not have a special bionic leg. He's just got a normal prosthetic leg.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's not your stiff leg with a springy leg, though. Of the. The spring foot. The hook foot. I saw it. Did he not have one?

[C]

No, he.

[B]

He.

[C]

I haven't seen it.

[B]

The bouncy fake leg. Yeah. Yeah. That's what we're talking about. Yeah. If you could. He put little track spikes on the bottom of it.

[C]

Why don't we up it to 200 bucks? I mean, I know it's your money and everything, but if it's.

[B]

If it's. If it's icy outside, can you put. Is it like football shoes? We can screw. Change the cleats out. If he goes golfing. He put golf cleats in it.

[C]

Yeah. You can change the foot. Yes.

[B]

Not the foot, but the footing, the bottom. He changed the cleats out. Can you, like, for the different terrains, if you're going to go mountain climbing.

[C]

Well, the foot to the blade.

[B]

You don't have a foot. That's the reason you have a blade. The foot's gone. You've got no foot to a shoe.

[F]

There's a shoe there.

[C]

Yeah, there is a shoe. It's not just a blade at the bottom. Yeah. It kind of makes it to, like.

[F]

Goes into an actual shoe.

[B]

But the guy that killed his girlfriend, the South African, just had blades.

[F]

He just had.

[B]

He didn't have no shoe.

[C]

It was a blade that turns bottom. Yeah. Yes. But you had to put a shoe over or something to it to have some traction.

[B]

So a man that has a prosthetic hand. In the good old days, it was a hook. We'd call him hook. Right. The guy, you know, lost his arm mid bicep. Had his prosthetic arm and he had a hook.

[F]

You were around in the 1600s, were you?

[C]

I had.

[B]

I had a driver that worked for us.

[F]

Right.

[B]

And he had one arm. We called him Hook. We'd go get wasted. He'd drive us around. He was a great driver. He's very patient. And Hook. Where's Hook? Get hooked. We're going out tonight. Okay. So you know in clank, clank, clank, clank. You know when his snapper come together and you better not let him get a hold of that thing with you. It'll hurt. So anyway, Hook. And then like the blade Runner. He just got a hook on the bottom. He didn't have a shoe on the bottom of his prosthetic leg. He just had that. That springy thing with a surface right against the ground. There's no fake shoe. But not a fake shoe. But a shoe inside of a fake foot that's hooked to a leg. A fake leg that's hooked to a nub.

[C]

I'm pretty sure. I can't be 100% sure. But I'm pretty sure there was some type of footing in the bottom of it. Because if you had just metal.

[B]

He needs to get serious about this. If he's going to beat big fat. He needs to get rid of that shoe. He needs to get that damn blade. If he'll just look it up online, he'll see how. If this guy won the Olympics with no legs, I mean why can't Lieutenant Dan beat a 400 pound tornado?

[F]

The guy who's running, who killed his girlfriend Just has a blade.

[C]

So there's nothing at the bottom.

[F]

Nothing at the bottom. Yeah.

[B]

Look at the picture.

[C]

Like a.

[F]

See the picture?

[B]

Just a hook.

[F]

It's just a blade.

[C]

Oh yeah. Okay.

[B]

It's like a dorsal fin on a shark. Yeah.

[F]

But I believe our gentleman here in the building.

[C]

He doesn't have.

[F]

He doesn't have that.

[C]

He's got a foot on the bottom.

[F]

He has a foot on the bottom of his.

[B]

But he needs to get rid of it. He needs to get the blade and he needs to beat big fat Aaron. Is. Is Aaron on his team? Is he his boss?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

That's hard.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

See all of this? Now we probably need to transfer Big fat Aaron to a different team already because Just for the race. Just because we brought all this up and it's going to cause problems. It's gonna, you know.

[C]

Oh.

[E]

Bad blood. Yeah.

[B]

Bad blood.

[C]

They get on each other's case every day.

[B]

Every day about what?

[C]

Just constantly bickering and Bitching like give me some.

[B]

Like some below the belt cuts.

[C]

Aaron just.

[B]

He just.

[C]

He has an answer for everything.

[B]

Oh, he's smartass.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, big fat smart ass.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

And as you know, lieutenant Dan is very tolerant of smart asses.

[B]

Not at all.

[F]

Not at all. Zero, zero tolerance. So the two of them bicker like they're married.

[B]

So we really do need to have this race. Yes. Okay. This is getting real.

[C]

I'm telling you, if you do 200, maybe they'll. I think they'll think about it a little bit more.

[B]

Lieutenant Dan or Aaron, if y' all are downstairs in the buyer's room, come up. Let's talk about her. Just call in 800. 800 radio. We need to get this deal on, man. All right. Craig in Houston, 16 GMC Sierra. 16 GMC Sierra with 46,000 miles crew cab navigation, two wheel drive, 18 inch wheels. 20 inch wheels or 22 inch wheels?

[G]

20 inch wheels. Brand new BF Goodrich All Terrain tires on it.

[B]

All right. What color?

[G]

Silver.

[B]

Clean carfax or dirty?

[G]

You know what? I have it running. It should be clean. I did get a ding on the front bumper but replaced the bumper. That was it.

[B]

Go to give me. Go to give me the vindot. Have you already been to our website, givemetheven.com you know, the computer will bid the bid the car. You put your license plate in, it'll bid the car right off. Just right out of the chute. I think it's. Is it leather? Cloth.

[G]

It's cloth. It's a. It's a very nice truck.

[B]

I think it's 21, 22 grand. Go to give me the vin.com. load it up and see what the computer says. I'll get you checked for it. My name is john clay wolf. I buy cold cars on the radio. Forgivemetheven.com Be right back.

[D]

Givemethevin.com presents the John clay wolf show. We'll be right back after this. And now we return to the john clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[B]

You know, sometimes being nice is a pain in the ass. God sake.

[D]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay wolf.

[C]

My bad here. Let's start it over. You ready?

[B]

No, no, no.

[C]

I could dump everything and like nothing happened.

[B]

It's all good, bobo. Just.

[C]

That was my fault.

[B]

They claim that billy squire was gay from that last video. He did. What was it when he was in those pink tights. What's that him? I don't know.

[E]

And you never been a squiring guy myself.

[B]

Hey, good morning, Austin. Watch out. Louisiana's coming to town, right? That's a big one.

[C]

They're in town. What are you talking about? They're coming.

[B]

What time is that?

[C]

That game starts at 6:30 Central.

[B]

Probably should go to that will in Louisiana. Good morning. You're on there.

[G]

Hey, good morning, John. Clay. How's it going, brother?

[B]

Good, good.

[G]

So I heard you talking earlier about Alabama fans and making love to their cousins and all. Well, I got a little story for you, bro.

[B]

Okay, boy, here we go.

[G]

When the step cousins count now I.

[B]

Think it all counts.

[C]

It's got cousins.

[G]

All right, there you go. So like this is back in summer of 82 or so. I was 17 and my stepdad's niece came and spent the summer with us.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

And she was about 15 and pretty good looking girl and she liked to get it on. And so that's what we did all summer long.

[B]

And you're an Alabama fan or you're an LSU fan?

[G]

No, actually not. I'm an LSU fan.

[B]

So what you're saying is Alabama fans. Alabama fans keep it more real like they do on the football field. They go straight cousin and you're half asser and you go step cousin.

[G]

Well, you know, I mean. Well, I'm trying to use car lots.

[B]

There you go. 800-800-723. It's like chip Ellis.

[F]

Who's Chip Ellis?

[B]

Oh this, these stupid commercials from. I don't know if he's in Tennessee. I've got our Mississippi. We used to make fun of these. This guy's like. He's like the Clay Cooley of the south and he runs. He did those crazy commercials for those. If you're scared, get a dog. If you need a loan, pick up the phone because I am the bank. Do you still have those?

[F]

I just looked it up here. Ellis Motor Cars in Montgomery, Alabama.

[B]

That's funny.

[C]

Here's one of them.

[B]

Hi, my name Jennifer Lynn was. I could have went anywhere else to.

[G]

Get my car, but I called Chip Ellis Dubank. I got real dreams for my cash wheel. Hey, I'm telling you, I feel like George and Wheezy. Cause it ain't easy having all this cheesy. So if you need a loan, pick up the phone. Cause I got plenty of it and I need to loan some today. So get off the couch, get on the phone, go to iamthebank.com, go do whatever you got to do. But come to Chip Ellis Cars America where I am the bank.

[F]

Sounds so legitimate.

[B]

I went from From Heels to Wheels with Clay Cooley.

[C]

Very similar.

[F]

Awful.

[C]

Here's another one's pretty funny.

[G]

For you people who don't understand Spanish. I just slaved Antonio $300 a month.

[B]

And let me tell you, I joke.

[G]

Laugh, and have a good time.

[B]

But this is serious business.

[G]

It's your family. It's your family's money. So if you want a cheaper loan, you come to Chip Ellis. I dare you. It is cheaper at Chip.

[B]

Oh, that's great. We just saved Antonio here 300amonth.

[F]

3,000 pesos. I just looked him up on the Better Business Bureau. He has a D minus rating. What a shock.

[E]

El me is procastion fortu de niro mucho.

[B]

Speaking of Mexicans. Speaking of Mexicans. Speaking of Mexicans. We got Tony Ramos, Papa, right here.

[C]

Me, too. We need to get him in here.

[F]

Get up here. Pepper with the female. With the football season starting.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

I don't know. At this. At this time, feel comfortable?

[B]

You are masking, right?

[E]

You announce me this way, I'm a citizen. All this type of pesos. And rightly so.

[B]

Boy, you got your papers.

[E]

The Zeke. The Zeke. Half of his peppers.

[C]

Zeke Elliot, Zeke Elliott.

[B]

Oh, you want to talk about Zeke?

[E]

It's only like the 40 million of the pipers.

[B]

90 more than I can count, you.

[E]

Know, but I speak into the different languages.

[B]

Drunk ass. Tracy, are you on the phone?

[G]

No, it's Don.

[B]

Drunk ass. Don. Good morning, folks. Hey, I'm in the middle of talking to.

[G]

Man, I'm sorry it's been so long.

[B]

I'm in the middle of talking.

[G]

We ain't. We ain't drunk. We ain't. We ain't drunk ass anymore, brother. We had to. We had to quit that vodka stuff.

[B]

Y' all were hitting it hard, dude. Y' all were like, mainlining it. Really? So did you both have to go get. Oh, get straightened out?

[G]

Well, we. We did it ourselves, man. We. We had one little bottle left and we took that last shot, man. It was killing us. And it was like mainlining, brother. We were living on that stuff.

[B]

You sound like a different person anyway. I mean, I don't even recognize, man. I feel great. I've got a question, though.

[G]

I feel now that.

[B]

Yeah. Now that you're sober. Can you still sing?

[G]

Oh, always sing a.

[B]

Prove it to me right now in front of everybody. You want to do what?

[G]

What do you want to hear?

[B]

What do you want to hear? What. What's a crowd?

[G]

You knocking, but you can't come in. I hear you knocking, but you can't come in. Come back tomorrow night and try it again. There's a little tidbit.

[B]

Sounds good. He sounds good. Hey, drunk ass. Don. You'll always be drunk as Don to me. Did you get. Did you get the bottle of vodka that I sent you?

[G]

Oh, brother. Yeah. Tracy sent you a message, but yeah. Man, that was beautiful. And the picture and the stickers and everything. Beautiful. Picture perfect. Who was it? DJ Pre K Wasn't in the picture, though.

[B]

Right. You know why? Because he's half black. Hey, okay, we got to get back. Speaking of, we've got to get back to it. Tony Roman's dead. Antonio. Sorry about that. I just. I. I saw drunk ass Don hop up on my screen. I hadn't talked to him in six months, and I was worried about him.

[E]

No, this is at this time wearing Portante for you to check on your drunken friend. I could do the same. But when you think about the Zeke, Zeke is different than the Doc.

[B]

Duck.

[E]

Yeah, Duck and Zeke. Zeke and Duck.

[F]

Gotcha.

[E]

Zeke hold out. He go to Tijuana and wait for a long time. Wedding, wedding.

[F]

White couple.

[E]

When Antonio have this problem with the contractor. Does he have a job? Does he have no job? He works as a dog catcher.

[C]

Drone mode. He's Tony Romo.

[E]

He throws that. You remember these stories that he told you? He throws the papers. He worked at the Waterburger as well as the Burger King.

[F]

He didn't work at Whataburger.

[E]

Even now, Zeke, if he's seen right in his cabais, even though he make $90 million of pipe bars, he could still. You have a practice in the daytime. You have a hoopball game one time of the week. Maybe he could go to the dominoes or even put it in his car and deliver the pizza.

[F]

Why would he be at the pizza delivery guy?

[E]

Because he owes the labor.

[B]

He owes the labor.

[E]

Owes the labor.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

He owes me three weeks of labor.

[C]

Oh, you hired him when he was out.

[B]

Okay, no.

[E]

Oh, I don't hire no Z. I need better peoples. Better peoples like this young Clay Wolf who makes a hell of a lasagna.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[E]

Please be careful with your children.

[B]

02. Put them on hold. Prek. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to bid. I don't want to bid. Drunk ass. Tracy's car on the air. Oh, they've come and they've gone. And that's all. Yeah, the phone lines are open. You can get a hold of us. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So year, make, model, miles, Year make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. That's all. I need you to call and sell me a car. I'll bet it on the air. If you want to do it faster, you can just go to give me the vingivemethevin.com and put in your license plate number. But if you want to talk to us live from California to Philadelphia right now. Good morning, Bakersfield. Good morning, Vegas. Vegas. Speaking of alcoholics, we need to hear from a Vegas alcoholic that's just coming out of casinos because we've got two feeds in Vegas. We got the live feed, which is on right now. And we've got the 2 hour delayed feed on the another station. Yeah, Vegas Air check. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning Dallas, Oklahoma. Color, is Colorado on yet? No, Colorado starts in at the next break and then we join 20 more affiliates in the next break. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get confused with all this. That's a lot, bubba. I'm gonna have to stop smoking grass. You don't smoke grass. I'm gonna have to stop.

[E]

We haven't even started.

[B]

Maybe I need to start.

[E]

Yeah, there you go.

[B]

Is it really hard on your memory? That's. That's the one good thing I have. You know, everybody hates me, but one good thing that they'll always say is, damn, boy, you got a good memory. You got a good mind on you. So if I smoke grass, I mean, would it slow you down?

[E]

I don't remember any problems like that. Very nice.

[B]

My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars. The radio for givemethevid.com.

[E]

New at Nacho Bell. First there were Volcano Flaming tacos. Then the Ghost Pepper Tostada Gordita and Carolina Cool Ranch Reefer Burrito.

[B]

Is that Tony's dad?

[E]

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Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan.

[E]

The Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

So, Bobbo, was that you or was that Tony Romo's?

[E]

Father. Was that me? What?

[B]

Because that sounded like you.

[E]

Oh, the. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Nacho Bell commercial.

[B]

That's pretty good. Yeah, it just sounded a lot like Tony Romo's dad to me. Well, I mean, they're both Mexicans or. You're not a me, you're a white boy. Personally, you're a redneck.

[E]

Right, right. Well, yeah, I'm just a regular guy character, voice wise. Yeah, I personally, and you probably noticed this, am very one dimensional and so there are only really so many Hispanic accents that I can do, you know, and they all sound exactly the same.

[B]

I have a request.

[E]

A lot of my voices sound just like me.

[B]

I. I have a request and you know, there's two people in this world. There's two kinds of people in this world. Those who like Jethro Tull and those who think he sucks real bad.

[E]

Well, it's not a he. Jethro Tull is the name of a band.

[B]

So I guess you're in that camp.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

But during the, during our breaks, when we're on break and you play the background music, you really play a lot of Jethro Toll. It's really starting to. I mean, this. I don't ever really want to hear this again for the rest of my life. I mean, this just sucks. It just sucks. El sucko. El bigo.

[E]

You think?

[B]

And that. And Meatloaf.

[E]

I don't think I've ever played any meatloaf.

[B]

Meatloaf sucks real bad. And Jethro Tull sucks real bad. And the only reason they're popular is because mtv, some promoter paid MTV off to play him and make him famous.

[E]

In your enlightened point of view and your enlightened opinion, yes.

[B]

Who is Jethro Toll?

[E]

Well, Ian Anderson, the guy, the guy.

[B]

That sings for the Cult, is a flutist.

[E]

He plays flute and he's got a rock band. And they do, I think a lot of their stuff is kind of. You remember when Sting.

[B]

Fundamentally this thing is screwed up.

[E]

You remember when Sting did that deal with.

[B]

I'm a flute player, I'm a skin flute player and I'm going to start a rock and roll band.

[E]

Hey, John.

[C]

Yeah?

[E]

You remember when Sting did that thing with the dulcimer? It was like old medieval type music.

[B]

Yeah, but he was already famous for the Police. Yeah, but he's already famous from the Police.

[E]

Well, no, I mean, remember when Garth.

[B]

Brooks changed his name to Chris Gaines?

[E]

He got a lot of notability from that. Jethro Tull's Music, Yeah. A lot of it is tied up into that medieval sound kind of. I'm not sure what.

[B]

They're like a Renaissance fair.

[E]

There are a couple of Jethro Tulls, almost a Pink Floyd type band. You have to hear the whole album.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

To get it. My friend Pete, years ago, played Passion Play for me. I thought, wow, that's the one that. I think that's the one that's got Thick as a Brick on it, which is a pretty good song.

[B]

That one sucks, too.

[E]

Not a big Jethro Tull fan myself. You know why that one played during the break last time around? Because it is precisely five minutes long. So you do these things based on duration. Gosh, I'm sorry you didn't like it, but I also don't care.

[B]

Skip and Batner's. Good morning, you're on the air. Good morning.

[G]

How you doing?

[B]

Good, good. What you got, man?

[G]

Yeah, y' all were doing the commercials. You know, used car commercials. Yeah. I was wondering, have you ever seen on the Internet, Trunk Monkeys?

[C]

Yes.

[G]

Yeah, Yeah. I think y' all need to come up with some of those and put them on Yalls page.

[B]

Okay. Well, thank you, Skip.

[E]

That's a great idea.

[B]

That's. That's. I'm glad he's on. Annalisa, you're new, so you're gonna get this once, but when they call, you need to answer the phone and put them on hold. I'm on it. Speaking of. Speaking of. Speaking of, you just started here at Give me the vin. I did. About a week ago. I did. And you already bought a heavy car. I have, yeah. And he's ready to unload another one. Oh, the guy that. The guy from France. Yes. So I took that Bentley home last night. It's nice. Did you drive it? I have not got a chance to drive it, but I would love to. You see how it's got my initials on the plate already? So what's the story? You. We bid the car and then he was. So was this your first car you bought? I mean, the first car you bought was a 14 Bentley or 15. I mean. Yeah, no, it wasn't the first car. The first one I got was kind of a beater.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

But this is like the second one, so I was pretty. Pretty amped about it. But this guy. Yeah, he's a lawyer. And so I used to be a legal assistant. So I know how to talk to these guys. And he went to France and I was like, you know, these guys don't like to be bothered, so they Just like you kind of just let them do their thing. Don't hit him real heavy. He's an email guy. So. Yeah, and then we sold it. And then we bought it. We bought it. I'm sorry.

[E]

We were talking about that as a.

[B]

Tesla Model X that he wants to unload. So is the X on the doors come up? Yes. Okay, good. We'll buy that too. Well, that's cool. Congratulations. You got your cherry popped on a. Your second car was a hundred thousand dollar Bentley. That's pretty crazy. 6,000 miles. Oh, that was bad taste. I shouldn't have said that.

[F]

You're right.

[B]

You got your. What's another word? I don't know.

[F]

Let's just initiate.

[E]

Got your wings.

[B]

You got your. I'll be Virgin Mary. Okay. Virgin. We deflowered her with a Bentley.

[C]

It's not any better. Really?

[B]

6,000 miles. All right. Jesse in Houston, good morning. You're on the air. You listen on 93.7. Where's. No. Yeah. Which station is 93.7? Oh, that's the Buzz, right?

[C]

No.

[B]

94.

[G]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[B]

Okay. 05 Lexus ES300, leather roof, nav 88K05. 04. That body style. Click, click, clock, clack, clack, click, click. 3500. Four grand. Four grand.

[E]

Oh, man.

[B]

Let's take a while.

[G]

I'll tell you what. Yeah, Let me think about it. Because of it. While I really hate to, the only reason I'm trying to let it go is because I want to give me a Challenger, you know? But yeah, if you can give me 55. Give me 55 and I'll let you have it.

[B]

Hang on, I'll look it up.

[G]

Hey, you know what?

[B]

I'll.

[G]

I'll even throw in four brand new tires that I don't even need tires. But I bought these tires because I was thinking of keeping it for maybe four years or so. So I bought brand new four tires, and I'll even throw in those four brand new tires.

[B]

You really sound like Cheech Marin a little bit. Has anybody ever told you that? Give me a Cheech.

[G]

All right?

[B]

Give me a Cheech impersonation. Give me a Cheech impersonation. I know you can do it.

[G]

Oh, come on, man. Really?

[B]

Yeah, I really think you can do it. If you just let it fly. It's. It's. It's gold. I'll give you.

[G]

Okay, okay. Just tell me. Tell me. Tell me which one you want and I'll do it.

[B]

Bob.

[E]

What?

[C]

Just knocking, but you can't come in.

[B]

Just do One that you know, Jess.

[G]

All right, I tell you what, man. Let me see. Hey, man, you got another one of those, man? Because I. I really would like to have one, man.

[B]

Hell, you sounded more like Cheech when you're trying not to sound like.

[E]

You sound just like Tony Romo's dad.

[B]

Can you. Can you. What about this? Oh, no. What about the song Mexican Americans? Do you know that one by heart?

[G]

Yeah, yeah. Not by heart, but I have. I have heard it. Go ahead and put it on and I'll go ahead and sing along with it.

[B]

Okay, well, do this while you're singing along.

[G]

I'm Mexican America. I'm a Mexican American.

[B]

No, it's not. All Mexican Americans like education and go to night school and take Spanish and make a D.

[G]

There you go.

[B]

There you go. And have brother in law's name Jeff. All right, go to givemever.com loaded up. Oh, he's loud. He's been drinking, too. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.

[C]

What you saying, John?

[B]

Sir?

[C]

What's the saying? Can't get her. You get up early. What is it?

[B]

Oh, if you. If you. If you can't. If you don't start first thing in.

[E]

The morning, drink all day.

[F]

If you don't start early in the.

[B]

Morning, or if you never quit, which is me today, I stayed up late. I had a lot of beers. I went on a marathon beerathon yesterday. It was fun. It felt good.

[C]

Well, speaking of somebody that's been.

[B]

You need to do that. Who?

[C]

Well, have you seen the news on Antonio Brown?

[E]

No.

[C]

Oh, yeah. Breaking. Breaking NFL News.

[B]

GiveMeTheEven.com this segment is brought to you. This sports update is brought to you by givemetheven.com sell us your card givemetheven.com and if you don't, if you sell it to someone else, you can go f yourself. Wow.

[F]

All right. Well, the old days when you wanted to do contract negotiations, of course, maybe you picked up the phone, called the boss. Not anymore. Antonio Brown is now asking the Raiders to release him in an Instagram post. In a photo posted in Instagram Saturday morning, Antonio Brown says, I've worked my whole life to prove that the system is blind to see talents like mine. Now that I see that everyone else sees, they want me to conform to that same system that failed me years ago. I'm not mad at anybody. I just want freedom. Release me, Raiders.

[C]

Do you know why so saying that?

[F]

No, I have not a clue.

[C]

Well, because they find him $215,000 and voided his 29 million dollar guarantee. Okay, that's bad because, well, he decided to post some audio of a private conversation. That's again, private conversation with him and Jon Gruden on YouTube. This was late yesterday after there's their whole squabble and he had gotten a squabble with the general manager and then he said, okay, I'm sorry, and he posted it.

[B]

Has anybody known about this or is this all did anybody know about the problem? Was that public?

[E]

It's been going on all week long.

[C]

All week long. So late Yesterday was around 8 o' clock at night. He well produced, well produced YouTube video, a video of Antonio Brown and Coach Gruden talking. And the first voice you'll hear is his agent, Drew Rosenhaus.

[E]

Oh, really? Yep.

[G]

Antonio, Coaches on the line.

[B]

Hello.

[E]

Yo, what's up, Code?

[B]

What the hell's going on, man?

[E]

Just a villain all over the news, man. Is Antonio all right? He didn't behave like this before he.

[F]

Started getting this money.

[B]

There's something wrong with Adrian. Antonio Brown has been an absolute embarrassment.

[G]

You're not a villain.

[C]

You're just.

[B]

You're the most misunderstood in my entire life. So I've ever been. I mean, I brought you here because you're my favorite guy.

[G]

I've never seen a guy work on.

[B]

And I don't know where you are.

[E]

In your life right now off of you.

[B]

All I know is you got a lot of things going.

[E]

There's a lot of people that have.

[B]

An opinion about you. And whether it be good or bad, you're in the spotlight all the time. Let me ask you this, Steve. Do you want to be a Raider or not?

[G]

I've been trying to be a Raider since day one.

[E]

I've been working my ass so harder.

[B]

Anyway, I don't know why it's a question of me being a Raider. Like, do you guys want me to be a Raider?

[E]

Please stop this.

[B]

Just play football.

[E]

How hard is it, man?

[G]

You're a great football player. Just play football. Yeah, but I'm.

[E]

I'm more than a football player, man.

[G]

I'm a real person.

[E]

It ain't about the football.

[G]

I know how to do that. I'll show you guys down the bell.

[B]

All right. Is that it? This is my life.

[E]

Ain't no more games.

[C]

So he produced that, put it on YouTube. Of course, John Cruden didn't know anything about that.

[B]

And did he put the background music with it?

[C]

Oh, yeah, he. This is well produced.

[E]

It's a beautiful film. It looks like Go die from the 60s, man.

[C]

So he's Wanting to control the narrative, obviously, and make himself look good.

[B]

So he put it on there. And then the Raiders canceled his contract.

[C]

Yeah, they said, well, okay, well, if you're gonna do that because it's illegal to do that, by the way, then we're going to just fine you $215,000, which voids his $29 million contract, which is basically setting you up to release.

[E]

Well, I think that may be mixed up a little bit because he came back and he apologized on Friday.

[F]

Right.

[E]

And then after that apology, Thursday, Friday, somewhere late in the week, and then they still find him 215,000 plus due to conduct detrimental to the team. So. But they said he's going to play Monday. That's been the question all week long. Is he going to play? And then they find him anyway and I think that hacked him off and he went ahead and released the video.

[B]

Curtis, you're on line one.

[G]

Yes. Good morning.

[B]

Good morning. I've got 10 seconds. What's on your mind?

[G]

I just wanted to call in, tell you, John, how much I appreciate show. I am a lieutenant Dan Jr. I'm an amputee and I drive for dry cleaners out of Mesquite and I'm out on the road right now.

[B]

Do you want to enter? Do you. How old are you?

[G]

I'm 66.

[B]

So would you like to be in the foot race between our other lieutenant Dan and big fan Aaron? I mean.

[G]

Oh, no, I'm afraid if I get into it, my leg might fall off and I might get stepped on.

[B]

My name's John Clay Wolf. His name is Lieutenant Dan junior Bobbo, JD DJ Pre K and Michael Turley. And we are the JC Dub Show. And we will be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[D]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vin.com. coming up now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmetheven.com In.

[B]

Australia, a student pilot had to land.

[C]

The plane after his flying instructor passed out during his very first lesson.

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Column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 800800 radio.

[B]

The student was congratulated by officials while.

[C]

The instructor was hired by Spirit Airlines.

[D]

This is the truth. John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Did you hear about the. The instructor? I mean, not the instructor, the passenger on a European flight. Maybe it was a Chinese, some Asian oriental deal.

[E]

European.

[B]

Where the pilot didn't show up.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

And a guy in the. On the pasture said, hey, I'm a pilot for this airline.

[E]

That's a great story.

[B]

I don't know if it was for that airline. But anyway, he flew everybody to where they were going.

[F]

A British man who was headed to a vacation in Spain with his family stepped up when the flight was delayed because they needed a pilot. Luckily, Michael Bradley just happened to be a pilot for the same airline, volunteered to head up into the cockpit. He actually got on the pa. Do we have audio for this? Yeah, it's called Spot Pilot. He decided to get on the PA and go, would you guys mind if I'm in a kind of a polo? I stepped into the cockpit and fly this bitch.

[E]

Our flight's delayed by two hours because.

[B]

They are minus one captain for the.

[E]

Flight and there's several other aeroplanes start going two, three, four hours late.

[B]

Who knows? So just before we went through security.

[E]

I thought, I wonder if this is worth a phone call because I'd like.

[B]

To go on holiday. So I phoned up easier and said, oh yeah, I'm standing in the terminal doing nothing. I've got my license with me and I'd very much like to go on holiday. And if you need a favor, I'm.

[C]

Standing here ready to go. And he said, we'll phone you back.

[B]

38 seconds later they phoned me back and said, please, please, pretty please with the big cherry on top. Can you fly the airplane to Alicante?

[E]

So if you're all right for one of your pilots to look like for.

[B]

This today, we'll go to Alicante.

[C]

Now don't they have to do like screening or something like that beforehand to make sure they haven't anything to drink?

[F]

No, there's no screening ahead of time.

[C]

Cuz I mean, if I know I'm going on a holiday, yeah, you may.

[F]

Have a couple cocktails. Yeah, but I think at that point no one cared. They were like, fly this.

[B]

Do you know who the co pilot it was was? Our own Keith Richards. Really?

[C]

No way Story.

[B]

Speaking of drunks, alcoholics and drug addicts. Good morning, Keith.

[E]

Good, good. Very jolly. Good Lord.

[B]

I don't know why I was thinking that was an oriental flight.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

It had nothing to do with oriental flight.

[E]

Well, it depends on which part of spy.

[C]

Not really an oriental is a rug, by the way, John.

[E]

Right. I once flew from. From Germany.

[B]

That's Persian.

[E]

To Spain via Bangladesh. Not on purpose. This is crazy. They fly them around like that. I've just got back. Spain is beautiful.

[B]

It's beautiful.

[E]

It's beautiful.

[B]

Beautiful. You can kiss my ass. I like very kissing my ass.

[E]

The ladies in Spain, beautiful. I Didn't have a lot of time for the ladies. I've been keeping up with Mick, you know, Mick, me might the band. We've got a band.

[B]

Keith. I need to. I. I forgot we have so many new listeners, new stations that we just started. I kind of need to read. Let me reintroduce you first of all because you're the least known of the group. Keith Richards, everybody. With the Rolling Stones, Jones. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm the host of this program indeed. His name is J.D. ryan. Sergey D. Ryan. We've got Bobbo, Babo.

[E]

Hey.

[B]

And Michael Turley. DJ Pre K. DJ Prek, you there?

[C]

Sure enough, baby.

[B]

What is our word of the day that I'm going to start working on? Don't switch it all, we'll get to in a little bit.

[C]

Okay, Yeah, I got it.

[B]

Just throw it out.

[C]

Today's word of the day is actually an acronym. It's SFlat.

[B]

Say it slowly.

[C]

Sfflat S F L, a T. S, a flat.

[B]

So DJ Pre K does a Brozetta, not Rosetta, but Brozetta Stone. Lesson every Saturday morning for us to teach us hood slang. And this week's word is S flat. And in a little while when we get to that, we'll figure out what the hell that means. Speaking of real quick, I need a shout out. I need to make sure all these stations are working. We added 10 of them this morning. If you're in Nashville or Mrs. If you're in 10, if you're in the state of Tennessee, Mississippi or Alabama.

[E]

Or Florida, even Pensacola, that's Florida. They can hear us out of Mobile.

[B]

Florida, Tennessee, Alabama, Mississippi. If you hear a us right now, please give me a call real quick. Give us a radio check. 800-800-7234. Just pick up your phone. [phone]. DJ Prek. I'll answer your call, tell them what city you're in and how it sounds. Me. Let us know if we got any problems or Loud and clear is really what I'm going for. Keith, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cut you off.

[E]

I saw Nip.

[B]

Anyway.

[E]

I was trying to keep up with me mate. Mick. You know, Mick, we. We've got a band. Yeah, we play all the time.

[B]

I have your music playing in the background. I don't know if you noticed that.

[E]

I could find him.

[B]

I could find.

[E]

I went all the way to Spain trying to find, you know where he was. He was having a tickle with Mark the Hoople Right. All five of them like that. He's crazy. Since his heart surgery, he said he feels like a young man. Yeah, right. So I'm trying to bring him back from there, but there's five of the. Five of the Hooples.

[B]

Where are we going with this, bud.

[E]

Couldn'T get in the way.

[F]

You're asking him where he's going.

[C]

He's drunk.

[B]

You go back to sleep. I mean, he's gone from Moth the Hoople to who's the Rolling Stones to Mick and Mix Dead, Mix lost to Give me another drink.

[F]

But if you're.

[B]

Everybody is Keith Richards.

[F]

If you're new to the show, you can also contact us on Facebook. John Clay Wolf show where we get this question. I noticed that the hurricane hit the Outer Banks in North Carolina. Is JCW going to organize another relief effort like he has done before in Puerto Rico? And I answered, no, John does not like white people.

[C]

Why would you put that on there?

[B]

Because it's true. He's done.

[F]

Are you doing a relief effort like you did in Puerto Rico?

[B]

No. It's different in North Carolina than it was in Puerto Rico.

[F]

Because of white people.

[B]

Because the white people. However, we did do a. So Hurricane Harvey hit. We did. Doug Jackson and I formed Operation Airdrop and it got legs and it grew up real fast. And it was where guys were flying in private planes, kind of like a toy. Toy drive for bikers. Go to the airports, load up your little plane with gear, diapers, and all the necessities. Fly to the emergency area. And it really worked well. And then another hurricane hit Florida and then Puerto Rico. And now, anyway, Operation Airdrop is alive and well. Every single hurricane that hits in the region, we're gonna do.

[F]

Still do.

[B]

It's doing. They're working on it right now. If you go to Operation Airdrop, operation-airdrop.com or go to their Facebook page, you can donate supplies and they'll pick them up the airports and run it over to. People need it.

[C]

The Bahamas really need it.

[F]

Dear Lord.

[B]

Yeah, that's a tough one.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Rob in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

[E]

You there?

[G]

Yep. Y' all said y' all want to find out if anybody was listening in Mississippi. This is the first Saturday that I've heard y'.

[B]

All.

[G]

Y' all were on 103. Seven the fox down at Hattiesmithsburg.

[B]

Are you liking it? Are you hating on us yet?

[G]

I'm liking it. I was expecting to hear from.

[B]

Well, that guy died. See, I. I replaced. I replaced them because he died. J.D. kill.

[G]

No, no, no. They're still doing the show. They're doing it with Kenny Webster.

[B]

I know, but it was a joke. All right. Thank you for calling Curtis in Jackson, Mississippi. Is that right?

[G]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What station frequency? Let's see. It is 106.7 Kim and what, what city? Mississippi.

[G]

Delo, Mississippi.

[B]

What station frequency?

[G]

106.7 gene in Alabama.

[B]

What city?

[G]

Spanish Fort. 96.1 the Rock.

[B]

Now, that's Tennessee, right?

[G]

Wait, Spanish Fort, Alabama.

[B]

Where the hell Spanish Fort. What's it near?

[G]

Across the bay from Mobile.

[B]

Okay, gotcha. Thank you for tuning in. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air for Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com. darlene and Biloxi, we're gonna talk to you when we get back. If you'd like to sell us your car, go to givemetheven.com, load it in, put in your license plate, and we come to your house and pick it up and bring a check. Top money buyers there are Chelsea, Nashville. We'll get you when we get back to you. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio for givemethevin.com.

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[B]

Oh, you gonna take me home tonight? Nice intro. It's just making me feel queer down to my toes.

[G]

You make the rocking world go round?

[E]

And here's what's weird about that. One of the top five best songs about girls ever in the world of.

[B]

Rock and roll, read by a gay guy, Freddie Mercury. Unbelievable, huh? You know, my kid, it's his hero. He loves Queen, he loves Freddy. And he's no one. I mean, he's not. He's not. I don't have the heart to tell him no.

[E]

No, kids. Kids today, young people today can appreciate people on their artistic merit. I remember Being in fourth grade, I got in a fight over Freddie Mercury.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Yeah. Guy said, man, that guy gay. I said, nuh.

[B]

Chelsea in Nashville. You there?

[G]

Yes, I'm here.

[B]

Should I tell my fifth grade son that's. Should I tell him that Freddie Mercury is a homosexual? Should I just leave it alone and let him? I mean, not that it would change anything. I just. It's just kind of weird. I mean, it's really his idol.

[G]

I mean, just let him be his idol, I guess. I mean, he'll find out eventually and he can make his own thoughts or decisions about that.

[B]

Well, I love Freddie Mercury. I mean. I mean, I'm a huge fan. Yeah, I just. But I know he's gay. And I feel like I'm withholding information. I feel like I'm withholding information.

[E]

If you make a deal, it's gonna seem like a judgment call later and he's gonna kind of. He's gonna partly hate you for it.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Chelsea, how do we sound in Nashville?

[G]

Well. And I'm sure he loves him because of his music as well. It's not because of his sexuality.

[B]

No. And if you watch the movie closely, he wasn't always gay. It was both. No, because remember, he met the girl and she's the one who kind of brought him up to stardom. She turned him gay. Have you ever done that to a man, Chelsea?

[G]

Oh, my God. Absolutely not.

[B]

You're actually the other side. You're in the antithesis. You bring them back. Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Send us a picture, Chelsea. Go to John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. Cody and Rock, part Cody. Cody, cody, cody, cody. 14. 3. No, one ton ram, diesel. Four wheel drive. Is it a dualie?

[G]

Now there's single wheel.

[B]

Is it a st. Slt? Laramy. What have you got?

[G]

Tradesman.

[B]

Tradesman. Long bed. Right. I'm just guessing, but a three. One time's gonna be long. Been in a tradesman. So it's white. Does it have a gray grill or black? Black grill or chrome grill?

[G]

It's got a chrome grill, but it's got a full front end replacement.

[B]

And are the carpets there or is it vinyl?

[G]

It's carpet.

[B]

Okay, 14 buck and a half on the clock. Everything's straight. I'm just bidding it as a straight rig that's done any body damage, etc. Etc. 16 grand. 14 grand. It's 15 grand. 15. 5. What's it take?

[G]

No, I'm at 25.

[B]

You're stoned off your ass and you need to keep driving that thing. 800-800-7234. We're getting a lot of Tennessee all of a sudden.

[E]

Good.

[B]

Texas. Texas and Colorado. Hang tight. Tennessee's blowing up the lines. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our phone number. Frank Intent, Nashville. Good morning.

[G]

Good morning. How are you?

[B]

I'm good. I'm good. I see 12. So. 2012 F250 King Ranch. 72,000 mile. Four wheel drive, crew cab, leather roof, nav. What color, Frank?

[G]

White.

[B]

White's good. 2012, second year of that new body style. And that good engine, the six seven King Ranch. Great. Anything wrong with it? Does have a clean carfax. Does it need anything? Body damage does not need anything. Did you buy new?

[G]

No, it's that it's bought it new.

[B]

You got a 72,000 mile, 2012. I'm gonna hit this thing so hard, if you even think about raising me, I'm gonna hang up on you.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

All right. All right. 35,000. 35,000. I'll pay 35,000 for a 2012 F250.

[G]

35,000. Okay. So I'm. I'm down here in Nashville.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

And how does this work? Because I'm gonna make a deal with you because I have this thing listed in Auto trader. How much you ask, you just drop 34.

[C]

Damn. You're paying retail.

[B]

I've done it before. You know what? That doesn't scare me a bit.

[G]

Oh. I mean, I'm. I'm.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

So this is the thing. I'm.

[B]

I'm.

[G]

How are we gonna work? You have a payoff as far as you picking it up?

[B]

Of course. Okay. You have a title. So we are going to dispatch a driver to your home or your office to come with a check and pick up the title in the truck. And it's that easy. It's like, have you ever had pizza delivery? Domino's. It's reverse that instead of them bringing you a pizza, they're going to come pick it up. That's what we do. We're going to come pick up your truck and we're going to bring you a check. And it's just that we do this. I've been doing this thing. I've been doing this for how long? 22, 23 years. Started this company. Yeah. That long ago? In. Oh, in 96. 96 is when I started. Been at this a long time. Largest wholesaler in the United States. Wholesale distributor, independent. And you can go to givemetheven.com, load this thing up. We'll come Pick it up with a check. It's just that easy. Look at our. Look at our reviews. Look at all that. So I got to keep rolling. I'm running out of time. But I own the truck, right? We've got a done deal.

[G]

You own the truck. We're done.

[B]

So here. Then don't be driving my truck anywhere. If you want to go somewhere this weekend, you need to take your wife's car or your friends because that's my truck. And if you're going to drive my truck, you need to call me and ask me if it's okay. Yeah.

[E]

All right, got you.

[B]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio auction audio. Yeah, anything. So. So we sell these cars at the sale, you know, in Pennsylvania, in fixing to start in Nashville, maybe Atlanta. But I think right now we're going to be hauling all the Nashville, all the. All the Alabama, Mississippi, Tennessee cars back to Dallas or send them to PA I'm not sure yet.

[E]

Before you jump into this, John, tell me just if you can remember, were you feeling pretty up this week at auction or were you kind of down? Down, really? Because you seem totally up, man, in what I heard.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Yeah, you were pretty jovial. You were all over the place.

[B]

So we sell four or five hundred cars in one setting on, on Wednesday. And we have three lanes going, actually two. We have two and a half. Our junk is in a lane. Anyway, let me, Let me. Let's hear. This is what it sounds like at the auction when we're selling stuff.

[C]

And this is. Their cars are going like in 30 seconds, right?

[B]

Yep.

[C]

And sometimes John will just decide to stop everything down and add a little.

[B]

It's running 500 miles an hour. Here's a picture of Mr. Mr. Cooper, the owner.

[G]

When you see these pictures up on the wall, this is the guys we.

[B]

Buy them from, we go to their house, we pick them up like reverse Domino's pizza delivery.

[G]

Real merch.

[B]

Same thing.

[G]

Not shop.

[B]

And you don't have to bid against carbacks in this life because they hate.

[G]

Me so bad they won't buy my cars because I hate them too.

[B]

Go ahead.

[C]

By the way, everybody here, an announcement real quick.

[F]

Got a little rabbit hole?

[B]

No, they do car. I mean CarMax. I bought 10,000 cars from. As a wholesaler and I was one of the good customers and I. We had a falling out that I disagreed with and, and I created a competitive product and I do it better than they do. People used to sell their cars to CarMax, then CarMax sell to me for a profit? Sure. So I'm like, screw carmax. I'll just go straight to the people. I don't need your ass.

[F]

So what's the promise, Carmax Promise that you'll beat.

[B]

Oh yeah. If we don't beat a CarMax off, we'll send you a check for $100.

[F]

There you go.

[B]

Just that simple? Absolutely. I did it yesterday. I sent a check for a hundred dollars. Why? Because carmax is too tight to buy carfax so they just use auto check. And there's a highline car that has a bad carfax and a clean auto check and they didn't know.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

So I'm like, you can have that one. I'll give this guy 100. What else you got on the auction thing?

[C]

So you buy all types of vehicles? Apparently this one is a stripper vehicle.

[G]

Hey, it's hard to talk up a.

[B]

Mitsubishi stripper SUV for a small family stripper.

[G]

But this does have the Rockford Fosgate audio system and the Pano.

[C]

Apparently it's a stripper.

[B]

Well, my point is so. So Mitsubishi are just really, I think their customer base, their core nucleus customer base is strippers. You know, it started with the Eclipse. Think about the trooper. Bob used to work in the strip clubs. I mean you today, tonight, whenever you want to go, drive through the strip.

[E]

Clubs at 95 Eclipse.

[B]

And not the good shift, not the night girls, not, not the high dollar vet girls, but the, the good, the working stripper, the real one.

[E]

Late afternooners.

[B]

Yes, that's a Mitsubishi driving Mom.

[E]

Yeah. 3:15 in the afternoon.

[B]

And that's what I was looking at this one because a lot of those stripper cars, to have the paint burned off of them in this Mitsubishi was a nice one. And I was pointing out, hey, this is a good one. And it's got the Rockford Fosgate which will make her feel right at home when she cranks up poison on that right FM radio dial. Speaking of, you don't touch that dial. We'll be right back. Where are you going? I'm gonna go to the little boys room. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Forgivemetheven.com the numbers 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Cheap ones to high ones. I mean Bentley's to Bugattis to all the. Every, everything in between. We'll buy it. Just call us now or go to gimmetheven.com.

[E]

Be right back.

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[D]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

The owner's manual that I read said that if you have it set on auto drive that you will not get a DWI.

[D]

Hit him up now. 808-800-RADIO right now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Turley, a listener from D.C. he just sent a, you know, the John Clay Wolf show website and people sending comments. Anyway, I got it, I'm reading it. Guy said he's been listening to us in Dallas since, I don't know, oh, eight. And then he's. Now he's moved to D.C. he's listening to us and he's bitching about our format, saying that we Too much bs, not enough cars.

[C]

Really.

[B]

Yep, Opposite of what we always hear. Dave, Sorry about that. We have switched a little bit. We back, we throttled off the cars a little bit. Because not everybody's a car geek like you and me. And we bit a, you know, I don't know. One car break, it's about it. The rest of the touch there, it's there, here and there, here and there, here and there, here and there. Jimmy, good morning. How are you? Where are you from?

[G]

White Bluff, Tennessee.

[B]

Are we coming in loud and clear?

[G]

Sir, yes, sir. You're coming in very loud and clear. I'm a first time listener for this show. Yeah, and you guys are kicking ass.

[B]

Thank you.

[G]

That, yeah, I enjoy it very much.

[B]

Well, you know, I think John Boy and Billy are on the run before is what's been going on during the. On Saturday mornings. They had to move it around. And I told him, if it's a John Boy and Billy station, they're gonna love us. I mean, and we people, if you think those guys are funny, you'll think we're hilarious. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Justin, good morning. You're on the air.

[G]

Hey, what's going on, John?

[B]

Not much. Where are you from?

[G]

I'm in Lucedale, Mississippi. I like the way y' all put that option here.

[B]

Up there. On there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What?

[G]

Yeah, like that. When they go.

[C]

He probably is one.

[B]

I mean, Operation General Lee is in full effect. There is no question that we have lit up the south this morning. Holy hell. Every call. Let's. Let's listen. Melissa in Ocean Springs, Mississippi. How are you, honey?

[G]

I'm good. How are you?

[B]

Good, good. An 11 GMC Yukon XL Denali. It's got 120, 50,000 miles. Actually, 146. Okay. An 11 Denali with a buck 46. Does it have an airbag light on, a suspension light on, a ABS light on? Any lights on?

[G]

No.

[B]

Okay. What color?

[G]

Black.

[B]

Average rough or clean condition?

[G]

I'd say clean.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

I'm kind of OCD and it's pretty. Pretty immaculate. Yeah.

[B]

I'm a $10,000 buyer. It's got 150000 at work.

[G]

If I. Because I'm sorry. Go ahead.

[B]

No, is it 150, 000 mile 11 Denali. Okay. How does it work if. Do you have a payoff on it?

[G]

I do. It's. I've only had this carton truck for like six months and I'm regretting it because I really want a truck.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

And I probably paid too much. I think I owe probably a little under 15.

[B]

You'd have to write us a check for the difference and we will pay off your lender. So if you know and if I. If I bid this truck for 20,000 and your payouts 15, then I owe you a check for 5,000.

[G]

Right.

[B]

And we bring it to you and we pick it up and we pay off your lender. Negative equity you pay. Positive equity we pay. But cool. Go to give me the vi and givemetheven.com and go shop that number around. I don't think you're going to beat it. I think you're going to. When you. When everybody's going to hit that truck at 8,000, maybe 9,000 and the 10,000. We're going to get a bought if you sell it. Thanks, man. Bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tom, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Good morning.

[G]

Good morning. Hey, the first time listener, first time hearing it this Saturday. I'm, I'm just an oldie that sits out on my back porch and just listen to radio, you know, I'm retired. You guys are fantastic, man.

[B]

What city?

[G]

You guys are fantastic. It's just anniston, Alabama, about 8 miles from Dega Talladega of Alabama.

[B]

Tom, thanks for riding along and I, I hope we become your habit on Saturday morning. Like we have many, you know, we're kind of, we're kind of, we're kind of cartoons for adults is really the bottom line. And, and we do a little racial fun and this and that.

[E]

He's not a hater.

[B]

Not at all. We have a very, very, very broad African American audience and Hispanic.

[G]

Right.

[B]

Because we, we understand equal opportunity offenders is my point. And everybody, this is a place for everybody to get together and cuss each other with a smile. All right, 800-800-7234. 800. God. I mean I do have a couple more. I feel like I'm a homecoming queen or something.

[F]

Really?

[B]

You got one?

[C]

I do have a couple more auction clips. One actually, actually one more clip that's I think it's worthy playing when you're on the block. You're also talking about the vehicle itself and what the features it has on it. Yeah, there's a feature in this vehicle. I did not know. I never heard that. It actually cures this ailment.

[G]

18,215.

[C]

I didn't know that's what AC seats did. I mean it's, it's good to know.

[B]

Anti swamp ass package, normally it's 18.99. Today the anti swamp ass is only $600.

[C]

That's an add on. The anti swamp ass add on.

[F]

You are hitting the south, brother.

[B]

Speaking of swamp ass, there's gonna be, there's gonna be a meeting of the swamp ass in Austin this evening. The University of Texas versus the University of Louisiana.

[C]

You know, John, we used to do picks, me and you all the time for some money and I kind of got tired of beating you.

[F]

Yeah, he did.

[C]

So I thought what if you did picks versus a listener Each week in new listener calls in, you do a pick for seven teams. If they beat you, you give them a sell that T shirt. If they don't beat you of Course, then you just keep your name.

[B]

Fair enough.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So how are we gonna do this?

[C]

Well, pick a caller. See if there's anybody that wants to play a game with you here.

[B]

I've got 20 of them sitting.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Hang on. I want to do this first. Dave 01911 with 88,000 miles convertible. That car's worth, I don't know, 11, 12, 11, 12,000. 10, 11 12. Depends on. You know those cars, they bleak bad at the. Where the motor splits and you've got to do the $6,000 repair to get the oil leak out of it. Does yours leak oil?

[G]

It's got a leak.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need to look at it.

[C]

Go to.

[B]

Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com load it up. Let's take a look. Sorry, Turley. I just. When I see a Porsche, I just hit it like a top water jig. I can't help myself.

[C]

That's all right.

[B]

So do you want a brother on water skis?

[C]

What do you want to pick? You got seven teams here to games to go and pick. You got somebody on the line that you want to.

[B]

Yeah, pull up real quick. Cheryl. We'll do Cheryl. Okay, you got Cheryl in Mobile.

[C]

Okay, wait, so the first person you're gonna take is a female to play against?

[B]

Yes, I want to beat her into the ground. I mean, all she's gonna say is, go Roll Tide.

[C]

Well, probably. So the first game. And that's the.

[B]

Let's do. Let's do it with Cheryl. If she's in Mobile, Alabama. We've got to do the Bama game or.

[C]

It's on there. It's on the list. Of course.

[B]

Cheryl, do you want to play the footballs real quick?

[G]

Sure.

[B]

All right, here we go. Here we go.

[C]

First game, number 12, A and M at number one, Clemson. That's 2:30 today. Central. Clemson's favored by 16 and a half.

[B]

Cheryl, who are you taking?

[G]

Clampson.

[B]

Clampson with the. So with.

[C]

With the points.

[B]

Okay, so we're keeping. Baba, will you keep up with this? Because if I'm gonna beat Cheryl, but in case I don't, I gotta send her a shirt. Cheryl, will you. Will you. Will you wear a Sell that T shirt?

[G]

Absolutely.

[B]

And if you.

[G]

You're.

[B]

If you go to. Dude, am I, like, having a stroke or something? If you go to John Claywood. If you go to John. John claywolf.com and go into the merch button, you'll see them there. Okay, next. Next game.

[C]

All right, next game.

[B]

Hammer through these.

[C]

Quit screwing around number six, LSU at number nine, Texas. That game's at 6:30 tonight. LSU is favored by six and a half.

[B]

John, Ut.

[C]

Really? Okay. Upset. Upset.

[G]

Cheryl, LSU.

[B]

Okay. All right. Right.

[C]

There's a difference. New Mexico State at number two, Alabama, 3 o' clock this afternoon.

[B]

Hang on. I want to bet the spread. The spread's got to be 63. It's just gotta.

[C]

It's 55.

[B]

I was close.

[C]

55.

[B]

So, Cheryl, the real question here. Will Saban run the score up to that point just to beat the spread? You know him better than I do.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Cheryl's a lady. A few words, but a lot of facts. Yeah. And Cheryl's kind of knows her football. I can tell by just a few things she said. Okay. She's got Bama running out out running the spread. I'm going to say no. Saban will be a gentleman and not beat the spread. Go ahead.

[C]

All right, let's get to the some of the NFL picks now. Titans versus Browns. It's at Cleveland. Browns are favored by five.

[B]

Titans. Cheryl?

[G]

Titans.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

Titans.

[C]

All right. Giants versus Cowboys. It's at the Texas Stadium or Cowboys Stadium. Cowboys are favored by seven. It's at 3:30 tomorrow.

[B]

Do they beat the seven point spread? No.

[C]

No.

[B]

Cheryl, what do you think?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. All right, that's it. That's enough. We got one more for Houston or in Louisiana ones.

[G]

Okay.

[C]

Texans versus the Saints.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

That's a Monday night game. Saints are favored by 7.

[B]

We do have a lot of New Orleans listeners and we have a lot of Houston listeners. You're right, Turley. So what's the spread?

[C]

Seven points. The Saints are favored. That's Monday night.

[B]

Monday Night Football. Cheryl, what are you thinking? So the Saints beat the Texans by seven on a Monday night. What do you think, Cheryl?

[G]

I think so.

[B]

I think so. Like by 21. I mean, I'm not gonna. There's no reason to. You know what? Actually, let's do this. Cheryl, I'm gonna move that line to 14.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yep. And what side of it would you like to be on?

[G]

I still think they beat him by 14. Yeah.

[B]

Wow. All right, we got it. Cheryl's got a 14 Genesis Ultimate Coupe with a hundred thousand miles. Cheryl, I'm out of time on this. Do you mind going to my website at Give me the vin, putting in the license plate number and the the computer will bid it immediately and we'll work on it. I'm gonna put you on hold and get your phone number DJ Pre K is so we can send your T shirt you're gonna. I'm gonna send you a T shirt, okay? Just because you're a sweetheart.

[E]

All right.

[B]

My name is John Clay Wolf. Oh, we're not out yet. We're not out. We've got a ton of time here, J.D. what have you got?

[F]

What do we have in the news? Well, let's see here. Walmart says it will no longer sell ammunition for handguns for short barrel rifles. The wake of the mass shootings, of course, these customers have opposing opinions on the news. No ammo, no fire.

[B]

Was there audio?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm glad they're making the changes. I really am. I really am. Because I don't think people should walk. Innocent people are getting killed for nothing.

[E]

You want to deny our business? I'll take my business elsewhere.

[F]

Well, so they're gonna stop selling the bullets. That'll stop all the killings. Maybe they should stop selling Hostess Twinkies too.

[B]

You just lost a listener.

[F]

Which is a famous game show we have here on the John Clee Wolf Show.

[B]

Please, in haters, we love the hate mail. Make sure to go to John Clay Wolf and hit contact us and send us your hate mail and we. You might make it to the air. My name is John Claywolf and this is the John Claywolf Show. That's a lot of JC dub. Okay, go to. Give me the vin.com if you'd like to sell your car. We'll be back after this break.

[D]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[B]

Now.

[D]

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Scott in Austin, Texas. Who's gonna win the game tonight?

[G]

Hey, man, how's it going? John, how you doing today?

[B]

Good, good. Who's gonna win the game tonight?

[G]

What's that?

[B]

Who is going to win the football contest this evening in Austin, Texas?

[G]

It's. I. I'm not. I'm not a college guy.

[B]

Are you such an NFL guy? Are you?

[G]

I'm a big packers fan.

[B]

Okay? You're a Fudge packers fan is what you are. If you don't know. Yeah, if you don't know, I will call you that. And if you don't know who's playing in Austin tonight, your borderline retarded.

[C]

Well, we do have, and I say.

[B]

That with the utmost respect for mental retardation.

[E]

Who brought the Green Bay packers in this thing?

[C]

Hey, it's Matthew.

[B]

We got Matthew McConaughey, Professor.

[G]

All right.

[B]

All right, all right. What the hell?

[E]

You know, long time now and y' all aware this my career and everything. I mean, but I'm trying to find a higher state.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

For my mind up here, all clouds. Okay. But still to this day, yeah. They don't come up with Green Bay packers on Longhorn Saturday. What the hell, man? What's going on with that? What's wrong with that guy?

[B]

This is a big deal. I've been asking for this for a long time, right?

[E]

Tigers are coming.

[B]

I've been. I mean, Texas. So use always been the deal. I've been saying Louisiana and Texas have to start playing each other. Here it is. This is a big deal. It's a big deal.

[C]

A hell of a game. High fast paced offenses. I mean, it's going to be fun, fun, fun.

[E]

It's going to be three parts defense, two parts redemption and hook them is all I want to say.

[B]

Thank you, Matthew McConaughey. All right, all right, all right, all right. Go get in your Lincoln and drive away. Hey, hey. Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh. The L. Rushbow, he's tied into us.

[F]

On the line here from Florida.

[B]

Hurricane Rush.

[E]

John.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Excuse me. I got tangled in my.

[B]

What?

[E]

Life preserver. And thank God and Donald Trump, you fat prick, that Sharpies don't mean anything when it comes to meteorological maps. That's funny. Are you. Is this thing on?

[B]

Yes. What about this.

[F]

What about.

[E]

Just go with me here. What about this? Trade war. Now, we're talking a lot about tariffs. All summer long. They're gonna. They're gonna tariff Mexico, they're gonna tariff Canada. The thing with China could be serious, but here's a different spin. And perhaps this is thanks to my Vicodin this morning. A little tequila, it may be a good thing. The initial stages. Look, if computers and electronics get so expensive that these. These nutball lefties can't afford them anymore, a lot of them probably won't even. Can't even afford their Internet service monthly. Maybe they'll stay out of politics for a while. And that could be. You're.

[B]

You're.

[E]

You're thinking I'm all nasty about that. I'm not trying to be nasty to him. I'm just saying shut up for a while. You don't need a computer. Settle with your smartphone. Try this. Try a Sharpie.

[B]

So your theory is, is the trade war with China will raise the price of electronics to the point that the lower class can't afford them. Therefore, they won't be able to not the lower class.

[E]

You sound like Biden.

[B]

Therefore, they won't be able to run their political campaigns on social media for free.

[E]

I'm just saying. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear it. There's still primaries going on the left side. We haven't even got down to a race yet. Use the sharpie. Learn this Sharpie. Learn to use your imagination.

[B]

Thank you, Rush.

[E]

You know what the president did with that weather map should have been a lesson to all of us. Facts don't matter, DJ Pre King. It's the rain that gets you.

[B]

Pre K. Oh, you are out. You Rush. You're not going to do your in signature. Goodbye.

[E]

I was about to. You keep interrupting me. I mean. And I can't see it. It's very difficult for a person.

[B]

I know you're high on tequila. Vicodin, but let me. You and I both been. I've been doing this 13 years. You've been doing it for 30. We should be able to have our dance steps down a little in this. So let's do this again. I'm teeing up DJ Pre K for the next segment. You're leaving and you say.

[E]

How would I know that? I have no idea.

[B]

That.

[E]

I think both of us should focus on being immaculate professionals. That's what we do here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Talent on loan from God.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

Dismount complete.

[B]

DJ Prek. DJ Pre K. DJ Pre K. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real quick, the word. And if you guys know the word, call in. I want to know what it means. It's what?

[C]

Hey, the word is an acronym. This week it's saflat. S F L, A T, S A flat. Don't be a.

[E]

Now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

[B]

Call in and somebody tell me the ghetto slang. Scott and Austin the Packer fan. I'm not taking you to the air. One, because you're a Packer fan and two, because you don't know that LSU is playing UT in your own city tonight.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Therefore, how the hell could I accurately accept any information that you give me about your car to bid it properly when you don't even know come here from Sikkim. Okay, you can go to givemetheven.com put it in the computer and the computer will talk to you. I will not. I refuse. No Packer fans here. So flats a flat. So give me a way it's used. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Is the call in number?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

L A T?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

So it has. Has nothing to do with the flat tire or a. Or a killer apartment?

[C]

No, no, I'm not saying it's a flat. I'm saying flat. You know, saying I can use it in a rhyme. And I'll give you some synonyms if y' all dig that.

[E]

So fine. Like a Twinkie.

[C]

So, you know, something else that. If. If you're being called as flat, something else that you might be called is, you know, a mark or a. A square bear. Or you might just be Drake, you know, the rapper.

[B]

Okay, I can't me, I got it.

[C]

Now, but I can use it in rhyme as well. I. Call me what you want, I won't call back. Can't call me so flat, cuz I'll never be that, you know, saying.

[B]

So the flats like a little bitch boy.

[E]

It's a narc.

[C]

I think it's. It's. It's in that vein. It's in that vein. I want to see if y' all can guess what.

[B]

What the.

[C]

What the letter stand for, though, man. It's kind of. It's kind of in that vein, like, you know, the classic, you know, D's nuts jokes. Go, man, because you say it, and then you say. They say. Huh? What did you just say? And then you say what it stands for, man.

[B]

You say, these nuts know what it stands for.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Kidding, man. I don't know. Somebody else needs to call and tell me. I have no effing clue. I'm stumped, George. And Galveston. A 13 Dodge Dart with 130 is not worth the amount of money we've spent. Yeah.

[F]

Hey, how's it going?

[B]

Keeping you on hold for two hours. Oh, good. I think the car's worth three grand.

[G]

Three grand? 5,000.

[B]

Yeah. It's just a no. I can't do anything. I don't really. I mean. A 13 Dodge Dart, four cylinder with 127,000 miles on it. I'm gonna go to Galveston, pick it up. What's that gonna cost me? 300 bucks. Bring it to Dallas.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Clean it for 100, sell it for 3,500. Maybe pay my buyer $100 for handling it. And from three grand, I'm just working to get out. I'm not making any money on that one. It doesn't have any upside. If you want to sell it, go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Thanks. Okay, so flats, the flat, y'. All, y', all, during the break, let's screen some calls. Dj, you can do it, because I'm completely stumped. I have no effing clue. I need to stop with the effing bit probably so. I think that that's tacky. It is tacky and untasteful.

[C]

I cleaned it up, so we're good.

[B]

Oh, just.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Just.

[C]

You don't have to apologize.

[B]

We're completely in.

[C]

You're in the right, but just to.

[B]

How many times did you dump me then? How many times today have you dumped me? Six.

[C]

At least.

[B]

Six. Yeah.

[C]

At least. There's several you don't know about, right?

[B]

It's got to sound like Hell. No. Jeanette said my wife listens and she says since we got this high dollar delay that it's a lot smoother when we dump audio out. Yeah, because before it was just a real jerky. All right, so if you call and you want to drop a bomb on us, we can knock you. We can knock you out. We can test Turley's delay.

[E]

No, no.

[B]

Hey, DJ Pre K. Tell Scott and Austin to quit calling now. He's just being a freakish left handed wing nut from Austin with a high mileage Lexus and a Packers fan. My name is John Clay Wolf on by Cars radio for givemethevin.com Be right back.

[D]

Givemethe vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com when you're.

[B]

Slamming right box and slamming hoes, it either goes one way or the other.

[D]

Call in 800-800-Rode-1, 800800 radio.

[E]

But that's coded. That's like undercover when you can't say ho.

[D]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[B]

No one called in with the word of the day. Pre K. Nobody knows what the hell you're talking about.

[C]

That's a hard one.

[B]

S, F, L, A, T. Yes.

[C]

Flat.

[B]

What is it mean? Nobody knows.

[C]

Yeah, man, ain't nobody getting this one, man. I guess McLovin, you know, twisted me up with a hard one. Let's see. Flat.

[B]

Sounds like I made something up.

[E]

Probably made it up.

[B]

Not even in the urban dictionary. Is it not in the urban dictionary? If it's not in the urban dictionary, it does not exist.

[C]

Have you heard this word before?

[B]

Well, I liked it, man.

[C]

I liked it.

[B]

Damn it, dj.

[C]

Y' all need to quit acting like some. Some flats, man. Y' all acting like some sucker for love ass tricks. All right.

[F]

Totally made.

[B]

You got played, mean.

[C]

I got played, man.

[B]

You can't play play me.

[C]

I'm the player, baby.

[B]

I'm the player, damn it. I'm the player. I'm the white, black guy.

[C]

Damn right.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

McLovin is the trick.

[E]

I'm going to turn all hard on you now.

[B]

McLovin is. He's the trickster and he just. He's the one who sends people up here with the license plates, does playing tricks on everybody.

[E]

He's down there laughing his ass off.

[B]

He just got you. I bet he is. He made up such a stupid word. Got him.

[C]

Look, we gonna. We gonna make it catch on. Okay, though, right? Saying you. You about to get a bunch of emails, John, calling you a sucker for love. Ass trick. It's gonna catch up.

[B]

Okay? Okay. Okay. So y' all are starting to work is what you're trying to do.

[C]

Oh, my gosh, baby. Hey, look, McLovin, he's the one that dropped it on me. I. I appreciated it, so I wanted to drop it on y'.

[B]

All. Where's Big Ed?

[C]

I've. I'm texting and calling him to come up here. Well, you want to explain what's going on with him?

[B]

Big Ed is our buyer downstairs, and he's from the Bronx and he handles the food. He. He's a hungry man, and he is always about. Really nice, but he's got all this drama. And longtime listeners have heard about his wife, and she's a drunk, and he's raised. Raising her child from another man. That's like a baby. Like, she cheated on him and had a baby, and he's taking care of it. He's raising it, but where is the guy? So Kyle is. Is his manager.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And he's keeping track of excuses that Big Ed uses why he's missing a. Relate to work.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. So apparently there's a chart that Kyle is making because apparently every other Friday, he likes to have a flat tire.

[F]

Fridays are really bad on the road. A lot of nails.

[C]

Wednesdays is a daycare issue of some sort. Because what he's showing. It's quite a. It's a detailed chart. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[B]

So can he post it on the Facebook page?

[C]

No, no, not yet. No. We don't want to go that far with it. But why? Just this yesterday. Yeah, it's coming up. Yeah, just yesterday there was a. I think it was a triple whammy of stuff that happened to him flat.

[B]

And.

[C]

And his daughter, I guess you'd call it, had an issue, and that's why he was late. And then Kyle, as any manager has the right to do is if he doesn't show up, they'll pull some deals from them and move them to somebody else to get the deal done.

[B]

Deals means like you. You sell us your car.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And it's pending. Then if you're missing work, they managers reassign it to make sure you get the right service. So it happens. Pass.

[E]

Yes, absolutely.

[B]

And we changed our policy on that just the other day because of stuff like this.

[C]

Here's Ed right now.

[H]

Hello. Good morning.

[B]

Hang on. Ed, real quick. I wanted to grab this. Terry in Tennessee, are you there? I'm here. Hi. Hi. You've got a 16. Nissan Maxima Platinum with 60,000 miles. What color?

[G]

Charcoal gray, black interior.

[B]

Okay. Average, rough or clean condition, $16,000. If that works for you, go to givemetheven.com. we'll come by and pick it up with a check. If you have a lien on it, we'll make the payoff. Thank you. I know the Nissan people are always flipped. They just always flip Nissan and Kia people. You know, negative equity Central. Okay, Ed?

[H]

Yes, sir.

[B]

And remember, anybody wants to sell us your car, just go to. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN.com. california to Colorado, Pennsylvania to Pensacola. Obviously Texas and surrounding states. We're located in Dallas. We have office in Vegas. We have office in Philly. We have an office in. Down by. In. God, I forgot Orange. Orange, Alabama. Orange Beach, Orange beach. And Dallas. And Baton Rouge. All over the place. We have check printers. We go pick them up. It's a big, big company. Then started small, it's gotten big. Okay.

[C]

I say spring also.

[B]

Spring, Texas. Yep. Fixing to open one in San Marcos. I think we signed the lease on that a couple days ago. Sweet. Okay, Ed, what the hell's your problem now? Why are you. Why are you always in here in the principal's office? Always?

[H]

I love the principal's office.

[B]

It seems to be.

[H]

I love. One time I blew up my vice principal's air conditioner. One time.

[C]

Well, that's not good.

[B]

Okay, so. So you. You need a spot, right? I've helped you out.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

You need to buy a car cheap.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

I help you out. I've helped out twice on that. And. And now your manager is complaining that your tardiness and absentia, absentia, absentia is excessive. Once again, like always, about every eight weeks. Here we are again. Now he's making a chart of your excuses of why you're late to work, to shame you and to prove to me why I should fire you. He's tracking this. You have complaints that he's removing Your deals. He's stealing your money. You get paid a hundred dollars for every car you buy.

[H]

That's correct.

[B]

And he's stealing your money by reassigning your customers to other buyers. That's correct. Okay, so. So why do you think he's doing that?

[H]

I have no idea. This is. This is the thing. I understand. If we can't get to our customer fast enough, that's fine. But when I'm on top of a deal and I'm taking care of the customer, even though I'm not here, that's. That's my gripe about that. That's all.

[B]

So I Turley and I. It was blame me. I'm the one who changed the policy. I'm the one that said I'm tired of John.

[H]

You're the owner. You can do what you want.

[B]

It's not about I want to do what I want. I want to do what's right and do what's best. And if. If we make a deal with that lady minute going, 16,000 her maxima and we punch that thing pending, we need to get that bitch picked up and bought, paid for now, not later, but now. And if your tire is flat on Friday and you've got a fart on Wednesday, whatever your excuse is, that's a you problem, man. That ain't a me problem. That's not her fault either. So our tolerance on your BS is low is what I'm trying to say it. So where am I? Where am I out of line? If I'm out of line, tell me about a line. Explain to me why.

[H]

Well, here's the deal. Especially about yesterday. I was running late because of the flat tire and I had to take my. My as you know, daughter over to the hospital, and I was on my way to work.

[B]

Why did you have to take your daughter to the hospital? Why not the doctor's office? Why do you have to be so dramatic?

[H]

Because they didn't have. Because they didn't have an opening for her. So they said, bring her over to.

[B]

Urgent care and what's wrong? Okay, so urgent care is not the hospital. Urgent care is the doc in the box on the corner. It's not the hospital. Don't be alive.

[H]

Children's Hospital.

[B]

Okay, you went to Cook's. You took her to the er?

[H]

Yes.

[B]

Why?

[H]

Because she had an upper respiratory infection is what I found out.

[B]

Okay?

[H]

Because she was sick.

[B]

That's all. And where's her drunk ass mother? Why can't she take her?

[H]

Her mother is not around at this moment. She is getting a gastric sleeve surgery.

[C]

Where is she getting that at Tijuana.

[B]

Okay, see this. All right, See this is. Now we're getting down to Brass Town. Okay, that's a good.

[F]

That's a twist.

[H]

Okay, so my thing is, is that I was on my way to work.

[B]

My thing is. My thing is, is you're your girlfriend who cheats on you and has children sired by other studs is affecting my workplace. And the. Because she wants to be hotter so she can get more schlong. So she goes and gets her stomach cut down in Tijuana. And it's stalling out my deals to my customers that I've made promises to her. Getting schlong is not my problem. It's your problem and it's becoming my problem. And I'm not going to back you up on this. Dude, you know I love you.

[H]

I know. Same here. That's true. I love my job and I love working here.

[B]

And I.

[H]

And I really appreciate you always working Tijuana.

[B]

A stomach surgery.

[F]

I didn't see that coming.

[E]

How did she get down there?

[H]

She may die on the table. Who knows?

[B]

That sounds like the best thing that ever happened to you.

[E]

Maybe it will.

[H]

I'm telling you.

[E]

What's her mode of transportation? Her mode to Tijuana?

[H]

Oh, a flight to San Diego and then some cartel guys pick her up in San Diego, bring over the border to Tijuana.

[B]

And what's this cost?

[H]

$5,900.

[B]

6,000. That's called 6,000. I'll give you 100. Here you go.

[E]

Now.

[B]

Now it's six. Okay, so when you're begging me, not begging me, asking me for help on this and that and that and this. Where'd she get the six GS to go get a, you know, to get a stomach shrink.

[H]

Well, here's the deal. Her parents are super rich, okay? And they're the ones that put up the money for it.

[B]

Then if they're super rich, why don't they send down a, you know, twenty, thirty thousand dollar check to buy a brand new nice car to haul their granddaughter around it?

[H]

You're right about that. You're absolutely right. And she complains to them all the time.

[B]

So why don't they do it?

[H]

Because she's a spoiled, you know, she's not that spoiled.

[B]

If she was spoiled, she'd have a new car for this kid. Where's the kids?

[H]

You know what it is? They want her back in New York.

[B]

Where's the kids? Okay, there you go.

[H]

They want us back in New York. They're willing to buy us a house, a car, the whole thing.

[B]

I've got an office in Philly. Do you want to work out of there? What? I mean, you know, God, can you imagine the excuses for that? So. So. Well, I'm still confused. Where's this child's father?

[H]

Oh, we have no idea. He's missing an action.

[B]

Was it one of those deals where she was hanging her head out of a window drunk and somebody hit her from behind?

[H]

Well, that's how she met me. She came to my house so drunk, I was just like, I really don't want to see this person. But then something happened and now 12 years later, I'm here.

[B]

I'll be damned.

[H]

This is life.

[B]

I need to see a picture of this lady. On a scale of 1 to 10. You see, JD, we can openly talk about her right now. Because she's always so hungover. She's never up this time of the day.

[H]

That's correct.

[B]

There's no, no risk of her listening to us at all.

[F]

At all.

[B]

At all.

[E]

No.

[B]

Which is fun in its own self. Cuz most time we got tiptoe around wives and all that stuff. Yeah, my wife's listening, waiting for me to slip right now at the end of this.

[C]

Ed, stop using her as an excuse or. Or having her make her having these excuses. That's basically what he's saying.

[B]

I. So where? The Bronx. That's where you're going to go. When are you leaving Long Island? When are you leaving Long Island? We're going to get an office in Long island too. You watch. I've already working on that station.

[H]

I told you. Queens.

[B]

Okay, Queens. Queens. And Coming to America. Part two is coming out soon. We're leaving Houston, the Buzz and we're leaving Dallas. We're leaving a couple of new stations in the South. Damn it, Nashville.

[F]

I know.

[B]

We're losing 11. Call your program directors, tell them to carry us till 12. That's all I can do. Don't email me. There's nothing I can do about it. Email the station. Say carry them till 12.

[C]

Blow them up.

[B]

They'll listen. I'll do it. Hell, we're already doing it. Go to John Clay wolf.com and stream the next hour. It's right there. Hour number five John claywolf.com streaming podcast goes up at two o' clock today. See ya.

[D]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay wolf show.

[B]

Hey Colorado.

[D]

Toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[C]

Hey man haters hate when you're great, baby.

[D]

Now, John Clay Wolf, if you're a.

[B]

Flaming liberal and you hate Trump so much you can't stand yourself, call in and tell us about it.

[F]

Where's Babo?

[B]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[E]

Where's Babo?

[B]

800, 800 radio.

[E]

I don't hate anybody.

[B]

Are you a flaming liberal, Bob?

[E]

Am I a flaming liberal? Hey, I don't know. I own firearms, I work for a living. Yes, not that liberals don't, but you're a tweener. I'm tired of all the mean ass positioning and posing on both sides. I think we ought to be logical. I'm ready for some damn normalcy.

[B]

You think he's gonna get reelected? Yes. No. Maybe.

[E]

I think it could very well happen. And if you don't want that to happen, happen, then go out and vote the other way.

[B]

I was looking and we were talking about this last night, so Jimmy Carter did not get reelected, obviously. Richard Nixon did not get reelected. I didn't realize, didn't think about it, that Bush's dad, senior, did not get reelected. I forgot Clinton knocked him out on number two. So it does happen.

[E]

Nobody was anybody going to beat Reagan in 1980.

[B]

Man, I was too young. I didn't care. I was 8.

[E]

And I was 11.

[B]

He was a movie star.

[E]

He was strong as a candidate and a lot of people counted him out just because he was a movie star. But he was also the president of the Screen Actors Guild long ago and Governor of California for quite a stretch.

[B]

Brandon in Pensacola, Florida. Good morning. You've been on the hold for a while. How are you?

[G]

How are you?

[B]

Good. How is the signal down there? I think we. They just turned us off, didn't they? We lost them at 11 o', clock, I believe.

[G]

You can't hear me.

[B]

No, no, I hear. Hey. Are you in the eastern time zone or the central time zone?

[G]

Central.

[B]

Okay, and how are you? Are you in Pensacola? Is that where you're. What?

[G]

That's right.

[B]

So did we sound right?

[G]

I'm in Pensacola.

[B]

Is the station that we're on out of Mobile. Does it cover Pensacola?

[G]

Well, clearly crystal clear.

[B]

Perfect.

[G]

Yes.

[B]

06 Chrysler 300 with 160000 miles is worth 500 bucks.

[C]

Yeah, buddy.

[B]

And you were on hold for an hour and a half for that, so. And I paid the toll bill on that, so that was probably $40. So I'm gonna give you $460. Yeah, you there? Brandon?

[E]

Why?

[G]

Why are you saying that?

[B]

Because you burn up you burn up $40 worth of toll free on when you called my 800. 800 radio number and you know, I want to, I want to get that money back.

[E]

See, that's just me. That's just mean spirit.

[B]

I'm kidding. I'll get 500 brand. I'm just playing around. Yeah. Hey, go to givethven.com and load it up. We'll come pick it up with a record so that it didn't blow up and after we pick it up. Okay.

[E]

I think he needs reparations for the insult.

[B]

13 tundra. He submitted a website and wondering how a theft recovery could be marked as salvage. Jamie, is, Are we saying that it's salvage or is Carfax ain't salvage?

[G]

Well, I, I, I'm running through your web and I got a, I got a hit back saying that they can do a payoff because it has a savage title. And I wrote back, I said it can't be a savage side. I bought it from a dealership. So I went to the dealership and they, and, and I know them because I used to work for them. They told me that truck does not have a salvage title. It's a clean title. It's just theft recovery now. You're the expert in this. I, I don't know. I don't know if they're lying to me or what because I was going to try to sell it and get what the value of it is. It's a nice truck.

[B]

Well, I could pull this up real quick. Hang on. You want to put your name out there on the radio for everybody to hear your, all your information. I'll pull up your file and look. That's all. First and last name. Okay, let's see.

[G]

Oh, no, don't put.

[B]

Jamie, what's your last name?

[G]

You want to put my name up?

[C]

Just your last name?

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

My name is Jaime Gutierrez.

[B]

Oh, good lord.

[G]

G U T I E R. Yeah. G U T I E R. R E Z. Get Ramos. That is spell it.

[B]

So I just tried it and it didn't pull. G U. Man, I'm too white to be trying to spell that, dude. Jaime.

[E]

G U I T T I E.

[B]

R E S S or Z? Huh?

[G]

It's a Z. G U a Z as in zebra. G U G U T. Huh?

[C]

I E R R. Better just to get the vin.

[B]

Did you say, did you say, did you say two T's or one? Here's what I've got. G U T. It's two R's. G U T like gut. I E R?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

R. E, Z. Yes sir. Just like that. What? So it's not in my system. So what name did you put it in under?

[G]

Oh, that truck's in my name.

[B]

I don't know, dude. Hi, me, Jamie. I'm just gonna.

[G]

Can I give you a VIN number?

[B]

Yeah, let's just take too long. This is obnoxious. Hang on. Yeah, let me just search it by Gucci.

[C]

How do you pronounce it?

[B]

Is it, is it okay? It's a Civic. How many Gutierrezs can there be in in a customer file of 50000014 000.

[C]

Wait, you pronounce it?

[B]

Yeah, whatever. What kind of car is it? It's a 13 tundra.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Man, I don't see it in 2013. Did we buy it yet? No. So out of. No, out of the gazillion. It's not even in here. Dude, if it wasn't in here, it's not in here.

[G]

Oh man, I did it a while back. A lady. A lady I believe.

[B]

Hey J W O L F we're gonna do it my way. And this is a good old white boy German heritage name. So we can remember this one too. J W O L F e J Wolf at Go Wolf my last name. G O like GoDaddy. G-O-W-O-L F E.com J wolfgowolf.com Just send me the stuff, I'll pull it up. Hey, speaking of, as long as we put that out there, if anybody is a transport driver like a three and four car haul truck drivers in the south especially like Nashville is where I'd like them to be based out of. We need to hire some transporters to go pick up these cars so for their customers. So if you're a Transporter, email jobs. Givemetheven.com or send it straight to me. Jwolfgowolf.com.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Well send me your stuff. God Lord, that's a hard last name.

[E]

I guess we skipped a bad. A bad trip with the hurricane on the east coast. So that's a good deal.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

You know it could have been a lot worse. The Bahamas are just obliterated. I know you guys.

[B]

Not all of them. Part of them. My ex mother in law has a house here unscathed.

[E]

Really?

[F]

The Bahamas are hundreds of islands but yeah, grand. The one that stopped on. Yeah for two days.

[E]

Grand Island.

[B]

Hey, don't talk to me all snooty like that Mr. Smart Ass.

[C]

He's a weatherman, you know.

[B]

Yeah, I'm a weatherman.

[F]

And I'm an island guy.

[B]

Look at that shirt.

[G]

That's right, baby.

[E]

Did you get the reason. The reason I bring it up? There's a guy in Florida. I know you guys probably didn't see this. There's a guy in Florida who thinks he has ideas about how to. How to fight hurricanes.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Yeah. And we've got audio of the guy.

[C]

Is it the hurricane supplies?

[E]

No, no, no. That's. That's. That's.

[B]

It's the. Is it the down syndrome kid that yells tornado? Tornado.

[E]

No, it's called her. The audio. I labeled it hurricane genius because he is.

[F]

Okay, here we go.

[C]

No, we don't have that one.

[F]

We don't have hurricane genius.

[C]

Oh, there it is. Okay, here's. Yep, yep, I got it.

[E]

Oh, we don't have that one. No, we don't have that one.

[C]

Yeah, we got it.

[E]

Are you high?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Let's go. Can't see how they haven't come up with some kind of way to combat these storms yet. They keep saying no, but it's gonna hit. All this warm weather. All this warm weather and warm water. We have a Navy. Why don't the Navy come and drop ice in the warm water so it can't get going as fast as it's going?

[C]

There's got to be ways to combat this.

[B]

Instead of just pointing at the thing and say, well, it's.

[D]

Now it's getting worse.

[B]

Speaking of people from Oklahoma. But you tell us, oh, it's the warm weather.

[F]

Oh, it's the wind.

[D]

Well, we have an Air Force drive.

[B]

Some Air Force planes around to get the winds going the opposite way. The Navy to go in circles to fight it the other way.

[C]

What logic is that?

[F]

Sure, 30, 40 bags of potty ice.

[B]

That's all you need.

[F]

30, maybe 40 bags.

[E]

This guy just saw 1978 Super Superman 1 for the first time. He's like, that's how we'll do it.

[B]

That's how we do it. So we've got a buyer in the outside. We have wholesale buyers. Also. You got the guys in the office, you know, 50 guys downstairs. We have field buyers that work dealerships. And this one guy, I'm gonna. I'm gonna protect his name. Not that he deserves it at all, but I smelled a rat. I'm looking at his book of business. He's never making any money. Something ain't right. Calls too much, kind of weird looking. Yeah, I'm talking about you. And. But he's always got hot girls with it. That doesn't make any sense either. This guy's ugly. He doesn't have any money, but he's always got like, you know, way, way high, high, high flying tail. And I told, I canceled his account with us. Not because of that, but just he never made any money. Like something's wrong with this guy. Let's chop him. He's high risk. Let's get rid of him. Kent wanted to keep him, so he kept him as a buyer under him for 200 flat. And I get a call the other night and this lady's kind of crying and she's like, hey, are you John? Donna. I have, I own this, you know, XYZ Motor Company. And we're fixing to file a lawsuit on this guy. And she explained to me, why should you're involved with it? And the guy beat up his girlfriend the other day. No. And the girlfriend calls this lady and spills the beans on what his racket has been. So he'd been going and like doing re. He had an account with us and then he had an account with her simultaneously. And that's why the cards were never making money, because he was picking winners and losers. Anyway, what's my point? Damn it, I forgot my point.

[F]

What you going to happen with this guy? Ken? Ken.

[B]

We, we, we got him squared up.

[E]

We.

[B]

But we pulled the background on him, had an investigator do it. And this is, this is my point. What a con man. What a pos.

[F]

Is he good?

[B]

He had on his credit?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

He had judgments from bars. What? Really? I mean, have you ever known anybody ever that had a bar tab so high that they got a judgment on. Holy hell. Amazing. If you've ever made payments to a bar for your bar tab, please call in now. Right now. I got to talk to you. I want to hear how this happens. 800, 870 is the judgment. So that means that he made a deal with these people, you know, oh, I'm sorry, my credit card didn't work. I'll come back tomorrow, you know, and he, and he's good enough con man that he comes around with the story. He obviously signed a contract with this bar and he started making payments to the bar and then he defaulted on the contract and they put it on his credit and got a judgment of eighteen hundred dollars for a bar tab.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

So we gotta start pulling these guys credit on the front side because that would have jumped out at me before I ever gave him the opinion. Ability to buy millions of dollars worth of cars.

[E]

A lot of companies do.

[B]

Bar tab. 800.

[E]

800 judgment on a bartender. A judgment Somebody went to court and said, your honor, would you please make this guy pay his bar tab 90.

[F]

Something percent of the time?

[E]

I don't know if I can do that. How much is it?

[F]

This company runs, like, so smooth and everything happens and it's amazing, but there's that 3 or 4% just should be a reality series.

[E]

Yes, it is. Still the car, but business. Yeah, it is.

[B]

Yeah. Wow. And she's talking about. And he goes to Vegas. And we paid for this when we sent him to Vegas. And I was like, I sent him to Vegas. I'm the one who paid for that. So he was hustling everybody. He was double dipping all over the place. He just.

[F]

He.

[B]

And I'm not going to say your name. Damn it. I want to so bad, but I'm just seeing your goofy face looking at me right now, and I. I just wish that you didn't lie. I just wish you weren't just such a deadbeat liar and you're the kind of guy that really makes our business con man bad. Yeah. I just hate you for that. I really hate you. I want you to know I hate you. And I hope you never look at me again. All right, bye. Be right back.

[D]

Give me the vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after.

[E]

After this.

[A]

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[E]

Sell us your car.

[D]

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[B]

Papa John's has named its new CEO. It's the former president of Arby's.

[D]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[B]

Yeah. The former head of Arby's said, I'm excited to finally work in the food industry.

[D]

So this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

What industry was he in? He was the.

[E]

He was the CEO of Papa John's. No, he's. He was the CEO of Arby's. He was hired by Papa John's. He said, I'm glad to work finally in the food industry.

[C]

Well, maybe he can hire Antonio Brown because he's been cut by the Raiders.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Guess what I just saw. We all know Michelle.

[B]

We are hiring drivers.

[C]

We. Yeah, we could use ab.

[E]

We all know Michelle, who worked in. In Dallas Fort Worth radio years ago. Right, the quirky one. No, she's funny. Anyway, you'd know if you saw her picture. She's all over Facebook. She says, dang, I had Antonio Brown on my fantasy team. And somebody else came back and said, don't worry, you'll have a blue star soon.

[B]

Justin in Wichita Falls.

[G]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Here it says you own a bar and you're wondering how you can collect some of your bad skip bar tabs.

[G]

Well, you're talking about this guy that worked for you that ended up with a judgment against him. I'm wondering, you know, if I need to be going to small claims court, try to collect this out. It's crazy. I mean, you know, people come in and get drunk and they. They walk tabs, buy drinks for people and stuff, and. And then you never see them again. You know, they'll come in and run up 150, 200, 1800.

[B]

1800 was unbelievable.

[G]

So what I'm getting him on one tab?

[B]

Yes, yes, yes. So what I'm guessing is that they put him in a headlock and they got them on a piece of paper and start making payments. Once they got him on piece of paper, then that's when they could get the judgment. And the truth is that kid will wind up paying them. You know, he's gonna sell a house someday and there's gonna be some equity. Yeah.

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

That judgment. And he's gonna. They're gonna get paid. What's the name of your bar? We'll give you a shout out.

[G]

It's the Old Town Saloon in Wichita Falls. Man, I list you guys every weekend and getting ready to open. Yeah, it's been there forever. I know you know, some people up there this side of the world and stuff, I. A lot of guys up here that come in see me know you and stuff, but yeah, we've been here. I think Old Town's been a bar since 81 Lumber Yard.

[B]

We were leaving 10 years ago and call so and so grabbed that gal.

[E]

And her boyfriend, Corner coffee limit Neal.

[B]

And we had that fight in the parking lot of. Yeah. Of the. Were you with.

[G]

Oh, yeah, that's definitely my place. I probably got video on that.

[E]

Yeah, you told me about it. I wasn't there. You said they used to have a great cheeseburger, man.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, they did. We were in there and a friend of mine had to pop off and of course, it rolled outside and wound up with a big fight to do in the parking lot about 10 years ago. Well, glad to know you, Justin. Nice to meet you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Tennessee. Brad currently own a blah blah. We own a transportation. We transport cars for several businesses in the middle Tennessee area. Would like to talk to someone. Yes. And we are hiring. We're looking for three and four car transport. Haulers, not drivers. Need your own rig, need your own trailer, need your own insurance, and I will make you a very good. I'll be a very good customer. If not your best customer, go to [e-mail] and I'll get you in line with our logistics people and drop and drivers as well. I don't need drivers.

[F]

I thought you just said you did.

[B]

If you and I got it and.

[C]

We go 3, 2, 1.

[B]

We don't need drivers. We need haul truck people. Okay, okay. We're gonna use haul truck people. Guys that were listening to the podcast heard me almost drop a big bad word on the air.

[F]

You got half of it out.

[C]

It was close enough. That has to be in it.

[B]

Yes. That's fun.

[E]

That's the kind of thing I may actually cut out of the podcast.

[B]

So wholesale buyers. You know, there's a company around Mount Juliet, Wholesale. What's it was it called? Wholesale Inc. And they sold. And that deal's not doing well. And it's. It's heading down bad. And if the guys that work for Wholesale Inc. That are good at what you do and you made money and you want to get your old gig back the way it used to work, also write jobsmetheven.com. i'm gonna head out there. I live in Dallas, but I'm gonna head up Tennessee probably next week and meet with guys and gals and start putting the crew together because I think we're gonna start another weekly run in Nashville. So anyway, what I'm saying, former wholesaling vendors and employees, staff members, if you're looking for a gig and like to join us, I'm putting a crew together. I'm gonna go out there, meet and kind of do a job search, looking for buyers, auction buyers, dealership buyers. And obviously, we have to give me the VIN thing where we buy from the public. That's different. That's completely different. That's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about wholesalers. Good ones, real ones. You know, you know who you are. You know what I'm talking about. In transporters. Go to jobs at. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN.com. if you're in the wholesale business, you already know who I am. You already know all about it. And yeah, we're going to. I want to put that old band back together out there. Is that clear?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It was a really good company. This. This company was really good company. And then they sold. And the new management has run it down. Their stock. Is it like three bucks now? It's fallen 90, 80, I don't know, 70% in the past six months maybe. It's. It's. It's like. I mean, like is. Have you seen an airplane like bomb diving? Pull up. Pull up. Pull. No, you better get out of the way.

[F]

Get out.

[B]

So we are offering a safe house.

[F]

There you go.

[B]

For displaced wholesalers. Very nice [e-mail].

[C]

I don't. You think that wholesale name is. Just brings a bag stigma, bad stigma with it, you know? Field buyer, more of a. I don't know.

[B]

Wholesaler is a bad word. Absolutely. There's been so many payoffs, so much Duke, so much bad karma. The. The word wholesaler is. It's a negative connotation. Well, it's very much like ticket scalper.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, kid, same thing. Bigger transaction. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Baba. What have you got, sir? No, screw Baba. Where's Brandy?

[F]

Brandy?

[B]

Randy.

[F]

Randy.

[C]

Oh, wait, wait. Where is Randy? You should be excited. This big NFL weekend. You know, he's a.

[B]

Big.

[C]

He's a. He's got a gambling problem, J.D. you know that.

[F]

Here he comes bouncing in. Happy, happy, happy. What's up, buddy?

[G]

Hey, guys. What's going on?

[F]

You don't look happy at all.

[B]

What happened? What happened to you? Antonio Brown got cut by the rider.

[E]

Oh, Antonio.

[B]

He's my top line receiver.

[F]

Why does that upset you?

[B]

And I paid $300 to sign up.

[G]

In pristine fantasy league. And now I'm going to lose my ass. Oh, and all my nuts because Antonio Brown.

[F]

Antonio Brown was on your fantasy league.

[B]

He is a childish fool.

[F]

He's a childish fool.

[B]

You wouldn't wear the helmet.

[G]

No, he called it J. I'm a cracker.

[B]

His name.

[G]

Playing Las Vegas to John Green's mad.

[F]

Man.

[G]

John Green's so mad, he's not going to eat me.

[F]

You're going to lose your ass.

[B]

All right, relax.

[F]

Just fantasy football. It's not important.

[G]

Yeah, I know, but damn it, man, I know.

[F]

It's just fantasy football.

[G]

Thanks for pulling me out of that.

[F]

Not real. You're welcome.

[G]

I'm fix to go. Hit the bar.

[F]

I know you're doing well.

[G]

Run up a 1800 bar tag.

[F]

Right?

[G]

They'll take my tree.

[F]

I know you don't want. You don't want to lose your tree.

[G]

See, that happens for chipmunks. They don't take your kids.

[F]

What do they do?

[E]

Son of a.

[B]

Hey, Randy?

[G]

Yeah?

[B]

Do you mind if I talk to this guy in Joplin, Missouri, real quick?

[G]

Yeah, I asked him about Antonio Brown. See you guys later.

[F]

Bye, buddy.

[B]

Tony. Yes. What have you got? I'm looking at the card. It's not making sense.

[G]

I'm trying to buy it.

[B]

Okay. I really don't give buying. No, I really don't give buying advice, but I'll help you. Now that. Ron. But it says 15 Buick Acadia. That does not exist. It's either a GMC Acadia or a Chevy Traverse or a gmc. Okay, what have you offered them?

[G]

Hey, you need to get into. I haven't offered anything.

[B]

I need to get into. What?

[G]

You need to get into Joplin, Missouri.

[B]

Why are you picking us up on KKEG in Northern Arkansas? How do you know about us?

[G]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I'm at work, I can hear you down there. It's not real clear sometimes, but you need to get into Joplin. There's a hell of a market here.

[B]

All right. We will Turley. Please do that. We added 10 affiliates this week. That's a lot.

[G]

It's a great show. People would love it here.

[B]

Thank you, sir. 800-800-723-4. We used to be Eddie Murphy News.

[C]

What?

[E]

Yeah, this is. I knew you were going to be happy to hear about this. Now, this is not funny. It's not even that interesting.

[B]

But what are we doing?

[E]

Very good. No, just. You gotta. You gotta wait for it. Listen for the end of it. Eddie. Eddie made a big announcement this week. I got off the couch and I'm happy.

[B]

I got off the couch and I'm. Well, I'm getting ready to go do.

[E]

Start a Coming to America. Got off the.

[B]

Since I got off the couch, it was like, let me do some things that they want to see. So I'm going to do that and stand up. I haven't been back SNL in 35 years.

[E]

I think I'm going to go host.

[B]

Saturday Night Live this year and then.

[E]

Next year I'm going to tour, do.

[B]

Some stand up, then back to the couch. He's Going to show them how this deal works. And that would be Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle. Cuz Eddie Murphy is right there. I don't know if he still can, but that man was just as funny as that. Just as funny. He was a better comic than he was an actor when he became a star actor. We forgot about the comedy. That's what made that one. Man, that's the best damn tape. I'm sorry.

[C]

I'd love to see before my time. I saw, you know, the, the videos but to see it in person.

[E]

Oh yeah, that would be great.

[B]

She can kiss, kiss kissing my ass. You see this Eddie? I want half. You remember when he, he picked up a woman in Africa with a bone in her nose and he brought her back to America, married her.

[C]

How much you think his tickets.

[B]

Then she sued him for half. That was his story.

[F]

Yep.

[E]

Oh, he'll make ticket. Yeah, he'll make.

[C]

Oh it's got to be 150, 200 bucks a ticket.

[F]

So were you saying Chappelle's not funny anymore? These come back.

[B]

I have not watched the latest next Netflix video that came out last week but I heard it is awesome.

[E]

Well, it's edgy. There's a lot of his subject matter that we, we can't touch on this program.

[C]

Basically he just doesn't care anymore. So he's just letting it all fly out?

[E]

Well, no. And he's still clever and he still turns his phrase really well. You don't the way he turns it. You don't expect him to turn it that way. And that's Chappelle and I can't elaborate.

[B]

Chappelle show. The show was it's best piece of TV I can think of.

[E]

Great sketch comedy. Great sketch comedy.

[C]

So will Eddie going back to him, will he do his stand up first to promote the movie and what anything else other projects he's doing or vice versa.

[E]

Coming to America 2 is shooting now.

[B]

Is Arsenio in it? It's got.

[E]

I don't know, Louie Anderson's in it.

[B]

It's got to be. Arsenio's got to be. Yeah, sure, that'll be a great movie. And those black guys, what's cool about them is they get old and they look young so they can dress him and make up him and he will the character.

[E]

What he's the accidental racist, that man.

[B]

This is. It's acts. It's an absolute compliment the time for it. You do that with a white guy and you pass 25 years and try to introduce them as, as the sequel In a movie like no time has passed. You can't pull it off. A black guy can pull it off.

[C]

You think they're gonna try to do it where there's no time pulled off at all?

[B]

Yeah, I, I, I, I don't. I think they're gonna pick up where they wait. With black men like Arsenio hall and Eddie Murphy, they can shift right into the second season of Coming to America and act like nothing's happened.

[E]

Well, they could. Yeah.

[C]

Or they could use makeup and make it look that way, too. Right. Because Will Smith is in a movie that he plays, a younger version, black man. Yes.

[B]

Yeah. I can't pull this off. Turley. No. Tom Cruise, guys.

[E]

You feel me?

[B]

Call in and support me. These, these monkeys, these crackers are not. They don't understand.

[E]

No, that's right, though. There's the new bad boys coming out too, right?

[B]

Will Smith and Martin lives with Drew Pearson, for Christ's sakes.

[E]

What do I.

[B]

My good friend's daughter lives with Drew Pearson from the Cowboys.

[E]

Oh, yeah. Well, Drew Pearson's my cousin.

[B]

She. Not that Drew Pearson. She's a hot blonde, 40 years old. She's been with him since she was 35. He's what, 108? No.

[C]

Maybe 70.

[B]

I'm talking about number 88 before Michael.

[C]

Irvin, the original 88.

[B]

These black guys got it going on. I had a guy that worked for us that was Jamaican. He's 68, 78 years old, and he really looked like he was 50, maybe 40.

[C]

Uncle Roy, he looks like he's 50 and he's 65.

[B]

When he lets that gray beard come out, when you see it, if he doesn't, I mean, he's still a player, dude. Big old pimp. They love them, some of that young 800-800-7000, 234.

[E]

We all do.

[B]

But they can pull it off. You can't because you're old, fat and white, just like me and J.D.

[F]

Well, there's a drop I ever heard one.

[C]

It's perfectly clean, too.

[E]

You might want to time looking at me like I'm going to react or something.

[B]

No, that's all right. How did your. Speaking of your Galilee, did she go back to Alabama? Yeah. Was it good?

[E]

Bad, indifferent, Weird last time? Oh, yeah, weird.

[B]

We kind of said it was weird on the front side.

[E]

Ah, it's so far.

[B]

Do you see her coming back soon?

[E]

She's so far. No.

[B]

Yeah. Did y' all break off?

[E]

Ah, today's her birthday.

[B]

When she left, did you say you can kiss, kiss, kiss. My ass.

[E]

No, today's her birthday.

[B]

Happy birthday Anna from. Anna Annie from Muscle Shoals. Yeah.

[E]

And she's listening, I'm sure. And she's fine. She. I text her this morning at about 7:30. She texted me no birthday.

[B]

Did y', all. Did y', all, did y' all argue when she left?

[E]

That's before I had a chance to say happy birthday. She said no birthday.

[B]

I have a feeling that she left in a. In a tiff. It feels like that from the way you describe it.

[E]

She really didn't. But ever since she got home, she's been acting like she was in a tiff.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

And I think it's probably correct that she's in a tiff.

[B]

Las Vegas, good morning. You're on the air. How are you?

[A]

Good morning.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. What you got?

[G]

I wanted to see if I could come work for you.

[B]

What do you do?

[G]

Right now I'm a casino floor person in Las Vegas.

[B]

Okay. Do you work the graveyard shift?

[G]

I am a good. Not right now. I work day shift but.

[B]

You're a what?

[G]

But I. Right now I work day shift, but I can work whatever shift.

[B]

Do you know what, what's your background? Do you have anything in the cars?

[G]

I used to drive a school bus.

[B]

Well, here's what you need to do. You need to go, go get a F2 F350 Ford dually and get a three car trailer, a four car trailer. And you haul cars for us anyway.

[G]

Learn how to drive one of those. I can come work for you?

[B]

Absolutely. Get. Send it. Send it at jobs. Jobs. Give me the vin.com now. I'm not supplying the truck and trailer you do anyway. I gotta go to break. I'm. Thank you for calling in. I love to hearing from you guys in Las Vegas. Call in 800-800. Bakersfield, California, where the hell are you? What's your problem? Really? What's your problem? Bakersfield. Just cuz I'm in Texas. You. You. You think I can't buy cars in Bakersfield, California? Come on now. Give me the VIN dot com. Give me the VIN dot com. Give me the VIN dot com. If we don't beat your Carmax offer, we'll send you a check for 100.

[D]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Why y' all making me work so much?

[D]

Column toll free 1, 800, 800 radio. 800800 radio.

[C]

Oh man, I'm blessed to Be in the room with a legend.

[B]

That's pretty damn heavy.

[D]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[G]

If never I met you.

[B]

Hard rock woman. Hard luck woman. What is a bomb? Remember? Or Turley.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Hard line 800. 800.

[C]

Hard rock.

[B]

Whatever. Paint your face up and sing with some big boots. Okay. Yes. We're back. What's better? Ohio man calls police because he wants his wheat back. Or Charlie Sheen on sobriety. Or Colbert asks Joe Biden, Are you nuts?

[C]

I think the weed one sounds pretty good. I mean, who you know when you're that hard?

[B]

Hit it. Run. Sharonville police.

[G]

How can I help you? All right, my name. So I had two cops come here last night and steal my weed, and I want it back. Yeah, I was. I was staying at a hotel last night at the night. At the time. My wife had some problem. They had to call them. And my wife had my weed in their purse, and the cops took it. It was only like, 4 grams, but it was really good weed. It was only like 4 grams, but it was, like, you know, pristine. And from what I know, a hundred grams is cool, right? You are wrong. It's not. I'm just here to tell you that it's not. What do you mean it's not? Dude, where you've been the past two months? Two months ago, it got past 100 grams. I know. I'm right here, dude. Don't try to talk to me like a dumb.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

I could keep listening to that. Is that all of it?

[C]

Yeah, that's all we got right there.

[B]

What city? Where do you know, Babo?

[C]

Which city was that in?

[E]

Was what in?

[B]

The weed cop deal?

[E]

Oh, the. It was in Ohio. He thought pot was legal in Ohio. If you want to hear the entire five minutes of that call, it's on our Facebook page. He gets pretty irate.

[B]

Sounds like it.

[C]

I mean, he's arguing with him about. It was premium weed, man.

[B]

Good stuff.

[F]

You stole it, man. You stole my weed.

[B]

So what's this? Colbert asked Biden. Are you nuts?

[C]

I don't know. Let's see here.

[B]

Colbert.

[C]

Oh, Colbert.

[E]

Well, he talked to Joe Biden and asked him the burning question we all want to know, right?

[B]

In the last few weeks, you've confused New Hampshire for Vermont. Said Bobby Kennedy and MLK were assassinated in the late 70s. Assured us. I'm not going nuts. Follow up question. Are you going nuts? Look, the reason I came on the Jimmy Kimmel show is because I. I'm not.

[C]

Rim shot.

[B]

Bride shares secret before walking down the aisle. All on Mike it's never good news.

[G]

You look amazing.

[B]

I took a really big duck right before I came down the la.

[G]

What's wrong with you?

[B]

No, what she say?

[C]

I'm wearing a microphone.

[B]

Oops. For moments like that, they're whispering before.

[E]

They walk together down the aisle. He said, you look amazing. And she said, I took a really big dump before I came downstairs.

[B]

Okay, she didn't really say that. Yeah, that's nasty.

[E]

No, he. And he said, you know, you've got a microphone on.

[B]

That's nasty. Why would she say that?

[E]

It's probably true.

[C]

She was probably drunk.

[E]

He's one of those girls, man.

[B]

Charlie Sheen on sobriety. About a year and a half ago, it just hit me that I knew it was time to make a change.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

And you hadn't had a drink for a year and a half? Year and a half, yeah. Well, that's wonderful. Yeah. And. And, you know, it didn't.

[D]

It didn't require some, you know, crazy.

[B]

Rehab stint or, you know, like shootout with the cops. I mean, it didn't require anything super dramatic and crazy and, you know, front page news.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

A bunch of us wondered back. Way back when if it was going to take something dramatic, though, for Charlie Sheen. That's great news for him, man.

[C]

Well, didn't he do some crazy stuff, though? I mean, that he did a part.

[E]

Of crazy stuff, you know, I mean, he was winning.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Tiger blood.

[F]

The tiger blood.

[B]

Vegas, you're on the air. Spank, you there?

[G]

Hey, Mr. Wolf, it's Spanky in Las Vegas.

[B]

Hi.

[G]

What's up, man? That. That guy wasn't lying. That's some good stuff, man. One hit, you're done. One and you're done. I'm sitting with my toes in the sand, a bear in my hand, and I'm done.

[B]

Oh, are you the guy that got his weed?

[G]

Tell my.

[E]

Tell my.

[G]

Saving one. Yeah, I got his weed. Hell yeah.

[C]

That's in Vegas.

[G]

Did I say that out loud? Sorry.

[B]

What's the. What's the rule? What's this hundred gram stuff he's talking about?

[G]

I'm in Las Vegas, man. There the weed shops are like 711 down every corner.

[B]

She got me.

[G]

They'll deliver to you. It's called Mr. Puff. They deliver it to your house 24 7.

[B]

What? Get out of here.

[F]

Mister.

[G]

You can get the gummy bears. Mr. Puff. I'm not lying to you, man. Mr. Puff. So you can deliver that stuff right.

[B]

To your house and then call Domino's to have the piece.

[G]

Remember HR Stuff back in the day?

[B]

Yes, yes.

[G]

You remember that?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah.

[G]

That's like Mr. Puff Man. The magic dragon comes with him and everything.

[B]

That's hilarious. 800-877-2348. Deliver to your door 800 radio. Crazy woman attacks Uber driver.

[F]

Yeah. Police have arrested a woman for attacking an Uber driver in Atlanta on Sunday night. The driver wants to remain anonymous, of course. Told police he was just dropping a customer off when a woman approached him. He says she jumped on the hood of his car. We've all had that happen. Got inside. We've had that happen. And ransacked it. Then when he pulled her out, she bit him.

[E]

That's make me confused. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

[B]

I mean, she's young, she's woman. She's coming from nowhere.

[E]

I don't know how to deal with her. Oh my God. Jumping like crazy.

[B]

Oh my God.

[E]

She is like animal to me. The dog not bite like this.

[H]

Don't hit it all. Come on, baby. You got it.

[E]

He biting.

[B]

Oh my God.

[E]

That's one of those weird spider lady deals.

[C]

What drug was she on?

[E]

That video is also on the John Clay Wolf show's Facebook page if you want to watch.

[C]

Gotta be meth, right? Yeah, gotta be.

[B]

Yeah, something like biting them. Your Uber driver don't bite like that.

[F]

I couldn't be an Uber driver just for that reason.

[B]

We've got the top five hair metal albums that we want to talk about when we come back. And if you guys weren't going anywhere, we got 4:30.

[C]

Yeah. That's the end of the show.

[F]

End of show.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Rolling Stone released their. Their list of the top.

[B]

Sorry, I'm puffing stuff.

[E]

Rolling Stone released their list of the top hair metal albums of all time. And I put together a little collage of songs from the top five albums. See if you can name the song of the band. But special extra points for the album title. And that is Death Lever. Good.

[B]

Hysteria or no hysteria. Yeah. Poison dude, are stupid middle school band.

[F]

Dragons. Back then.

[B]

I was the drummer in.

[C]

The Poison T. Bon Jovi. Slippery One Way.

[E]

Very good.

[B]

That's the best one. Title track that changed it all, baby.

[C]

Oh my God. I know this.

[B]

Stop it. What is it? I'm gonna beat you to it. I'm gonna beat you to it. It's Sebastian Bach and Damn Yankees or God Almighty. Is it Sebastian Bach?

[E]

It's not Skid Row.

[B]

It is Skid Rod. That's not. Is it Sebastian Bach? Warrant Warren. Oh, yeah. Golly.

[C]

How did I. I had this hot.

[B]

Little Girlfriend in high school, and she was a debutante private school girl, but she had this banging, ridiculous body. Looked like Pam Anderson. And she wound up being a stripper. But back and with all the things. Yes, but when we were in height, she always loved this stuff, dude. I mean, I saw it coming. I didn't realize what I saw coming. Yeah, she got drunk and start dancing really good. But she loved Warrant, and I hated that. But I'd listen to that crap just because she.

[F]

Because she danced to it. Right.

[B]

But she took it seriously. She turned it into a profession. And thank God for that. Yeah.

[F]

Thank you.

[B]

Someone needs to do it.

[F]

Sweet girl. Bless you.

[B]

I told you all the story about. I heard that she was stripping in Denver, Colorado, and I got on the airplane and went up there to see.

[F]

She's so happy to see you.

[B]

No, she was not.

[F]

I know she was not happy to see.

[B]

She was so not happy to see me. Ruined my life. I had a friend up there first that went and scouted it out for me. He said, yep, she's here. This is her driving her mama's Suburban with a Fort Worth, Texas, Texas Mac Churchill license plate.

[F]

Always have your first one.

[E]

What's the name of the. The strip joint there right at the end of Spears? Is it the Blue Diamond?

[B]

What the hell are you talking about?

[F]

You.

[E]

You used to mention the name of the club.

[B]

Oh, it was the Double diamond in Denver.

[E]

The Diamond.

[B]

The sum. The Diamond Cabaret. Diamond Cabaret and Steakhouse Bobbo. And you can take your. Your dancer for a steak at the.

[E]

End of Spear Boulevard right before the bridge.

[B]

She was not interested in dining. What was so funny, though, is her boyfriend showed up and she and I are sitting there talking. She's getting drunk. They get in a fight. She said, it's been eight years and here you are still ruining my life.

[F]

Yes, that's.

[E]

You're right.

[F]

That's the one.

[B]

Give me the VIN.com. sell us your car. See you next week. Podcast up at 2 over now. Smile on your face 10 miles wide look so good, bring a tear to your eye. Sweet terrify Swinging to the drum, Swinging to guitar Swinging to the bass in.

[G]

The back of my car. Ain't got money, ain't got no gas.

[B]

Guess where we're going if we swing, we'll scream. You screaming? I'll scream. Don't even talk.

[G]

Cause you can't. Mockery out. Podbean.

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