#215 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.14.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #215 (09.14.19)

Date Aired: February 16, 2026
Podcast Theme: Candid, irreverent conversations about cars, sports, music, pop culture, news, and anything worth a laugh—as long as it doesn’t get them fined by the FCC. Plus, live car deals on air, listener calls, and an unapologetically Southern, off-the-cuff vibe.

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show spans a range of topics, from remembering 9/11 and debating music’s appropriateness on somber anniversaries, to conspiracies, car auction tall tales, sports betting, strip club economics, celebrity news, callers’ confessions, and the wild energy of a program always on the edge of irreverence. John and his crew—Bobbo, J.D., Charlie, and listeners—shuffle through stories of American culture, music icons, news of the weird, and a conveyor belt of cars to buy or critique, all powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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Key Discussion Points & Memorable Segments

1. Remembering 9/11 – Media, Music & Meaning

• Timestamps: [00:22]–[10:24]
• The show opens with a dramatic recreation of news coverage from 9/11, exploring how the team and callers first heard about the attacks.
• Debate over the Use of Metallica's “Enter Sandman”
  • Bobbo chooses it for the memorial montage; Charlie argues it’s too dark.
  • QUOTE (Bobbo): “It needs to be dark. We need to remember it that way. It's a bad, bad deal.” [05:24]
  • The hosts swap stories on where they were, emotions, and the confusion of that day.

2. Pentagon Conspiracies & Caller Speculation

• Timestamps: [07:55]–[13:27]
• John floats conspiracy questions about the Pentagon attack’s nature—was it a plane, a missile, or something else? J.D. debunks quickly with first-hand knowledge and logic.
• Caller weighs in: “I've watched some of these conspiracy videos on YouTube... I think it's kind of weird how there's no video.” [12:49]
• Debate concludes with John realizing he hasn’t dug as deep as some into the conspiracy end of 9/11.

3. Eddie Money Tribute & Rock ‘n’ Roll Urban Legends

• Timestamps: [15:05]–[17:32]; [94:00]–[95:56]
• The team notes Eddie Money’s passing and tells classic road stories, including an urban legend where Eddie Money was denied a drink at a Texas bar.
• Joke riff: “I know he got his two tickets to paradise…” – (J.D.) [15:25]
• They recall the oddities of playing to tiny crowds and the realities of fame’s ups and downs.

4. Vaping Crisis, Health Paranoia, and Blame Games

• Timestamps: [19:52]–[22:25]
• Discussion over vaping’s health risks, Trump’s regulatory remarks, and Bobbo’s personal smoking vs. vaping journey.
• QUOTE (Bobbo): “I've smoked cigarettes…since I was 14. And being off of them feels a lot better than being on them…” [21:47]
• Conspiracy theories abound—are big tobacco companies trying to demonize vaping?

5. Sports Betting’s “New Frontier”

• Timestamps: [24:55]–[29:55]
• John asks for calls to clarify new legalizations around sports betting in New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and surrounding states.
• The crew compares sports betting to their own world: car auctions, where making bets on car values is a daily risk.

6. Car Auction Antics & Selling Stories

• Timestamps: [29:55]–[34:42], [47:06]–[48:35]
• The team reveals weekly auction highs and lows, from McLarens sold for $240K to junkers at $650. Highlights include the tale of a flood-damaged FJ Cruiser that turned out to be a surprising “big fat pig” winner.
• QUOTE (John): “How do you make $10,000 off of a five or three thousand dollar investment? What's the percentage on that? Luck is what it is.” [32:38]

7. Call-In Car Deals — the Show’s Core

• Throughout (noteworthy at [47:06], [56:42], [64:10], [130:11], etc.)
• Callers pitch vehicles—John gives rapid-fire bids, busts lowball expectations, and coaches would-be sellers (“Don’t brag about the car—sell it!”). The show’s spinning engine is live, sometimes absurd used car negotiation.
• QUOTE (John to seller): “If you want to sell them, sell them, not brag about them. If. Send us pictures of your mullet and your gold chain…” [58:03]

8. Growing the Show – “Operation General Lee”

• Timestamps: [36:27]–[44:40]; [101:16]–[104:58]
• John is both proud and befuddled by their expanding syndication throughout the South.
• Banter about “what station are we on in X city, Bobbo?” exposes both pride and chaos.
• Lively debate: “Your hometown is Bowie, Texas. And you talk about it like everybody knows…” [38:19]

9. Sex, Drugs, and Strip Club Economics

• Timestamps: [58:01]–[97:34]; [137:00]–[139:41]; [159:04]–[161:14]
• Strip club DJ economics: dancers’ tips, club fees, how many singles end up in whose pocket.
• Candid talk about meth production color variations and down-home jokes on the subject, with listeners from the South chiming in.
• Pushing the envelope with impersonations, tongue-in-cheek “reporting,” and bits like “the one-arm stripper Dale.”

10. Celebrity Culture & Pop Culture Musings

• Caitlin Jenner Rant [160:09]–[164:10]:
  • John speculates whether Caitlyn Jenner’s transition is showbiz or sincere.
  • Crew discusses Andy Kaufman, Garth Brooks as Chris Gaines, and the thin line between performance, authenticity, and self-parody.
  • QUOTE (John): “I'm asking, was it a show business move or is it real?... I look between the lines on everything.”
• Coming to America 2 Hype [124:06]–[124:53]:
  • Preview of Eddie Murphy’s sequel and wild speculation about what’s next.

11. Sports Picks, Betting, and NFL/College Football Chatter

• Timestamps: [91:11]–[93:06]; [174:00]–[184:37]
• Recap of the early NFL season, college games, and the cultural obsession with the Patriots, Bama, and the Cowboys—plus audience participation in sports betting talk.
• QUOTE (John): “Who are you more sick of watching win, Alabama or the Patriots?” [183:25]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• John on the show’s philosophy:
  “We talk about cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll... just about anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC.”

• Bobbo (on 9/11 music):
  “It needs to be dark. We need to remember it that way.”

• JD on conspiracy theorists:
  “The velocity literally evaporated the aircraft. That's what happens at that speed.” [10:46]

• Listener on selling a car:
  “No. I'm still bowing up.”
  John: “Then bow the hell up and keep your car and I'll keep my money.” [78:49]

• Caller from Alabama on meth:
  "Man, down here in Alberta, Alabama this is the crystal meth capital of the United States... It'll turn it yellow, make you run faster than a chicken with its head cut off." [67:51]

• On John questioning the show’s own madness:
  "People who listen to this show for a long time have asked... does John have Tourette’s?” [127:15]

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Highlighted Timestamps for Key Segments

• 9/11 Remembrance and Debate – [00:22]–[10:24]
• Pentagon Conspiracies & Debunking – [07:55]–[13:27]
• Eddie Money Tributes – [15:05]–[17:32], [94:00]–[95:56]
• Vaping/Cigarette Culture – [19:52]–[22:25]
• Sports Betting Regulatory Expansion – [24:55]–[29:55]
• Car Auction Stories – [29:55]–[34:42], [47:06]–[48:35], (throughout)
• Musical Comedy (Led Zeppelin Chicken) – [153:22]–[154:35]
• Caitlyn Jenner “Is it a Bit?” Debate – [160:09]–[164:10]
• NFL/College Football & Sports Betting – [174:00]–[184:37]
• Show Expansion, New Markets – [36:27]–[44:40], [101:16]–[104:58]

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Original Tone & Language

This episode is fast, loose, irreverent, and Southern—driven by the chemistry between John Clay Wolfe, his crew, and unscripted listener calls. The tone flips from dead serious (9/11 remembrance, car deal straight-talk) to punchy, self-mocking, and raucous (bar brawls, strip club economics, meth recipes, pop conspiracy). At moments, it’s rowdy; at others, self-reflective; always aware of the FCC line—sometimes laughing while skirting just this side of it.

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Final Thoughts

For new listeners, this episode is a wild ride through American car culture, music, sports, and everyday life filtered through the unpredictable, occasionally inappropriate, but always entertaining lens of John Clay Wolfe and his rotating cast. If you want a show where anything goes—except getting fined by the FCC—this is it.

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Transcript

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Today, broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

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We have a breaking news story to tell you about. Apparently a plane has just crashed into.

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The World Trade center here in New York City.

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It happened just a few moments ago. Of course, the major concern is human loss.

[Caller]

Oh, another one just hit. Something else just hit. A very large plane just flew directly over my building. And there's been another collision. Something else has shown.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just saw the building right before that.

[Caller]

I think there may have been another impact. Can you tell? I just heard another very loud bang. Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward. And freedom will be defended.

[Charlie]

What are we doing?

[J.D.]

I have no idea, but I'm pretty depressed now.

[Charlie]

Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Charlie]

Did you feel that this song, this song by Metallica was very appropriate?

[Bobbo]

Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's a serious deal. It's 9, 11 week, we will never forget and all that.

[Charlie]

Sandman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

So often. Never Never Land.

[Charlie]

You know what the song's about, right?

[J.D.]

I really don't. What's the song about? I know the song, but I just.

[Charlie]

Don'T know the Sandman. Never Never Land. So, you know, kind of your sleeps, your nightmares, your. It's. It's more of an evil song.

[Bobbo]

Well, it's an evil day. You know, I think it's metaphorically very appropriate. Do you remember where you were, Shirley, when you first heard about that?

[Charlie]

Of course, but not this song. Doesn't. It.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does not.

[Charlie]

Doesn't do it for me.

[Bobbo]

Quit crying and tell me about it. Where were you?

[Charlie]

I was at home. Woke up early and watched it on television, then went straight to the radio studio afterwards and was up there all day.

[J.D.]

Oh, you were there that day, too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

Which station were you?

[Charlie]

No, you were.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were the ticket.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I was gonna say it was a wild day to work in, in, you know, the. The radio business.

[J.D.]

Where were you?

[Bobbo]

I was not in the radio business. I was actually running a band saw at a vessel factory called NATCO in Electra, Texas. And it came. I used to listen to AM radio every morning. My friend Johnny worked down the way on a machine called a bender. He came up and said, are you listening to the radio? I said, yeah, it's all News right now. I don't know what they're. He said like a plane just crashed in the World Trade Center. I said what? I said what? And we. So we put on a different news channel. He came up and a lot of the hands came up and we listened together for, you know, until the. Till the lead man came and told us all to go back to work. We stood there for 30, 45 minutes and listened to the coverage. A shocking time. It was a shocking time. In a true watershed moment. We will never forget our own.

[J.D.]

Hopefully not. I think we did about three months later. We all went back to being upset about the lines that the TSA wasn't even there yet.

[Charlie]

But you know, of course that's all you care about, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[J.D.]

There are lots of plane.

[Bobbo]

But I. I think we should commemorate it in a serious. Like that difference between Veterans Day and Memorial Day, you know, you don't have a happy Memorial Day.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Yeah. But I don't know about using Metallica. That's just my opinion.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's my job.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a happy Labor Day.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people have died at work.

[J.D.]

They have know what it's about.

[Charlie]

I don't think that's what it's about, though.

[Bobbo]

Our own fearless leader, John Clay Wolf, at. At auction this week, we actually with the anthem, which I thought was a classy move, that is.

[Charlie]

But playing Metallica.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who play Metallica. Where? What? When? This.

[Charlie]

This is the open. Did you not hear this Open?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh, play the game.

[Charlie]

Yeah, why not?

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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

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We have a breaking news story to tell you about. Apparently a plane has just crashed into.

[John Clay Wolf]

The World Trade center here in New York City. It happened just a few moments ago.

[Podbean Announcer]

Of course, the major concern is human loss.

[Caller]

Oh, another one just hit something else just hit a very. Flew directly over my building. And there's been another collision. Something else has been. You know what we just saw. I think there may have been another impact. Can you tell? I just heard another very loud bang. Freedom itself was attacked this morning by a faceless coward. And freedom will be defended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I think the beat of it goes along pretty good. The beat of it, yeah.

[Charlie]

But the theme of the song doesn't to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

For Whom the Bell Tolls.

[Charlie]

No, this is.

[Bobbo]

I love ACDC.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stevie Miller is awesome in 77.

[Bobbo]

Maybe I took it a little overly serious. Did you think I was dissing Metallica or something?

[Charlie]

No, I think you're dissing the Moment A little bit.

[Bobbo]

How so?

[Charlie]

Just dark. It's just too dark for me.

[Bobbo]

It needs to be dark. We need to remember it that way. It's a bad, bad deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the name of the song?

[J.D.]

Enter Sand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, duh duh duh. Right. So I mean the words exit life. See, Singing about death, I guess. Yeah.

[Charlie]

It's just dark to me. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a racial thing. It's not a black, white, Latino or other.

[Charlie]

No, that's not what I'm talking about.

[J.D.]

Good morning, Washington D.C. how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley's a white Bowie talking about dark meat. I don't know. But I'll tell you what I did like, Bob. Maybe you picked the wrong song. Maybe you are a world class jerk off, but, well. But I really liked the ensemble. It put me back to that moment.

[Charlie]

That was cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Let me tell you. I teared up. I teared up putting it together, man. It was a. It's a very serious time in our history, in our modern history.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was sitting in. I think I'll need to do that again at nine. But I was. I just remember sitting in my car and this old drunk wholesaler buddy of mine called Brett Pardue, remember him? Charlie? Yeah. And he wanted to be a pilot. And he. He flown with me a couple times. My bonanza. And did you hear? No. Some student pilot got mad, flew his damn airplane in the World Trade Center. Guess he ain't go get his license. But that was. But those first few moments of rumor were incorrect in my world.

[J.D.]

Me too.

[Bobbo]

What was yours?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Everybody couldn't comprehend that a commercial airliner had flown on purpose into a building. So people started to rationalize. Well, it had to be a private pilot. Who else would fly into a building, for God's sake? So just common. I mean, not common sense, but just irrationality.

[Bobbo]

Came in one airplane and then two.

[J.D.]

Well, yeah, when the second one hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a hell of a flight school.

[Bobbo]

That was over the course of a couple hours.

[J.D.]

You know, that was the moment everybody kind of went, oh, shocking.

[Charlie]

Oh.

[J.D.]

And then we had video, of course, of the second one, which was clearly an airliner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. A mom called, she was in Greenwich, Connecticut, all freaked out. Yeah.

[Charlie]

Did your mom think like it was the end of the world type? That's what my mom was saying for sure.

[Commercial Voice]

Like, oh my.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Charlie]

I was like, no, Ma, calm down.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Charlie]

So some idiots here.

[J.D.]

Well, at that moment, we didn't know how bad it was going to get. You didn't Know what else was coming? I mean there's two. Oh, now there's three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, speaking of, while we're here, I want to hear from you guys. We're on. We're in D.C. especially you 87, 93 year old guy that, that knows you're dying from cancer in, in a, you know, short period of time that can tell the truth. Hang on, guys. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm talking about a deathbed confession. I want to hear what happened at the Pentagon. The truth.

[Charlie]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a missile? Was it an airplane? Was it a bomb? I'm not trying to be a conspiracy theorist. No, I'm really not.

[J.D.]

There's really only one answer. And there's an airplane full of people missing. So really there's only one answer. Are you being serious? Are you being.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're talking about the Pentagon.

[J.D.]

Yes, yes. Flight 77 full of people. And I know somebody whose father was on the plane. He's not around. So yeah, that was an airplane full of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so were there parts found that go to that place?

[J.D.]

There's a picture of part of the thing with the American Airlines paint on it hanging out.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Pentagon.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I guess we've answered that.

[J.D.]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, I thought that. Well, as you can tell, I have not dove into these conspiracy theories very deep clearly, because I hadn't followed that. I thought that they were keeping it all under wraps on what it was and there what weren't photos and there weren't, there wasn't information on the Pentagon strike.

[J.D.]

There were no videos. And people thought, well, it's the Pentagon. How come there are videos? I don't know why they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's our number here? 800-800-723, for 800, 800 radio. Yeah, you can call it live right now. So what was so what. I mean, it's been however many years, but 19. 19 years. Why is my memory fading? There was something about the Pentagon hit that was way different than the rest of them as far as the confidentiality of it.

[Bobbo]

I think the main thing was the Pentagon is on the ground. And so the markings were totally different than the World Trade center. But there were quirky things about some of the, the structures around it, you know, and how part of a wall was busted and another part of that same wall wasn't busted. And just like a tornado, you know, it leaves the house next door alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You know, there were just some inconsistencies structurally. And conspiracy theorists Jump right on top of it, you know.

[Charlie]

You've been listening to Alex Jones, haven't you, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. He's goofier than a run over dog.

[J.D.]

Well, people are used to seeing. When they see a plane crash, they're used to seeing parts, wings, engines, tails. Well, the fact is most airplanes don't crash at 500 miles an hour. So the velocity literally evaporated the aircraft. That's what happens at that speed.

[Bobbo]

That's what I read.

[J.D.]

I believe so we're used to airplanes crashes at about 150 to 160 miles an hour when they're landing or taking off and they're trying to land and there's pieces. Yeah. And there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you made me feel stupid. A minute or someone to make you feel stupid. Please do it in crash. 500 miles an hour.

[J.D.]

Well, whatever the speed was, it was not 106.

[John Clay Wolf]

That density altitude in that, right?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean let's say 350, 500 miles an hour. Unless you're in a. Well, hang on, dive bomb. Which yes, you could, but, but they won't go that fast unless they're up at altitude 39, 000ft of thin air.

[J.D.]

Okay, let's say 300.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Oh yeah.

[J.D.]

Okay. Everything changes at 300 miles an hour versus 120 or 130.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Lisa, if you don't answer the phone, you can't get them. Oh, Lisa. Okay.

[Bobbo]

We'Ve got new personnel in the building. Yeah, we do.

[J.D.]

You notice he didn't scream at her like he does?

[Charlie]

That's the first warning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when you go to the S M lady, she doesn't just beat the hell out of you the first day.

[J.D.]

It's a build up process.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's DJ Pre K?

[Charlie]

On vacation, man. He needed some time off. He said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah? Yeah. Where's he going? He's sitting on his ass. His mama's house.

[Charlie]

I, you know, that's what I think. He swears, he swears he's gonna get the Cadillac fixed.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna take a week off and fix the Cadillac.

[Charlie]

Yeah, he said he's gonna get it fixed. I can't believe it. But we'll see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, and Lisa, we've got 40 seconds if we're gonna get her on this segment. You better get moving. Get her on hold. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. All right, put them on hold. Let's go.

[Caller]

Pentagon. Because he was talking about conspiracy theory or something. I'm pretty sure he's Thinking that the hole was too small.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Jake, do you live up there? Were you there? You're on the air.

[Caller]

Oh, no, sir, I wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is the hole.

[Caller]

I just watched some of these conspiracy videos on YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What do you think?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think it's.

[Caller]

I don't. I honestly. I think it's kind of weird how there's no video. And yes, the whole. Does look a little small for the Pentagon, but I mean, we don't know. I mean, you know, what do you live. Not sure. I think there's. I live in Warrenton, Virginia.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, tell everybody we'll be right back after this with more of the John Claywolf show because we're going to break and.

[Caller]

And I think that the Enter Sandman song was perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Bob.

[Caller]

The beginning of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Bob is still a world class jerk off. Okay. My name's John Clay Wolf. And his name's Bob J. Dean Turley. We'll be back. Uno memento, por fav.

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[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're back.

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[Bobbo]

Woody be your guy.

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Call in 800, 800 radio.

[Charlie]

This is a bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it.

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This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't talk about Eddie Money dying. Hold it, hold it. Pinch that sphincter.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

There's a drop right there.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? 800, 800, 7234.

[Bobbo]

But I've waited so long.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. What they did say after he passed is he did start shaking just for a second. Oh, all right.

[Charlie]

And there's. Good morning, everybody. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get it.

[Charlie]

We knew it was coming.

[J.D.]

No, nobody gets that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't get it?

[J.D.]

Yes. Everybody got it.

[Charlie]

We're just waiting for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He Was naked.

[J.D.]

I know he got his two tickets to paradise. Go ahead, do the other one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is the Eddie Money story an urban legend? Did you guys ever hear that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

When I was coming up Wichita Falls and I. I worked in radio down in Texas, right? And I heard this story multiple times for multiple people. They used to have a bar called the Electric Bar Light Company or something. And Eddie Money played there. And this was like mid, late 70s. He was just coming up and after the show he went to get a drink and the bartender didn't know who he was. And he said, bar's closed, sir. Look at all these people. We had last call 30 minutes ago. Bar's closed. He said, yeah, but I'm a. I'm any money. And the bartender said, I don't care who you are. The bar is closed. And he swore he'd never play with stuff walls again. And I don't know if I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was probably gonna happen anyway. Yeah, well, yeah, Wichita Falls.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I don't think that's the.

[J.D.]

Reason he's not in Rich Dog.

[Bobbo]

Van Halen played there in 78.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shut up.

[Bobbo]

Yes, Memorial Auditorium.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the. What?

[J.D.]

It was Jimmy Van Halen, but.

[Bobbo]

Pokey. Van Halen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pokey. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I never saw any Money play in person.

[Bobbo]

I haven't either. And he was doing it a lot the last few years.

[John Clay Wolf]

His daughter was singing with him a lot the last few years.

[J.D.]

I have one Eddie Money story where I saw him play. It was the state fair on a Wednesday afternoon. I'm walking through because I'm there for a radio station thing. And I hear this thing off in the distance. I went, God, that guy is good. He sounds just like Eddie Money. It's like three o' clock on a Wednesday and I walk up and there's 19 people and Eddie Money on one of the side stages. How in the hell.

[Bobbo]

What year was that?

[J.D.]

That would have been 97.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[J.D.]

Yeah, I mean, it's just weird. Very strange.

[Bobbo]

It's all about representation.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Who's booking this gig?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Rush Limbaugh? Is he around this morning? Yeah, I don't know.

[Charlie]

I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he up this early?

[Charlie]

Let's see if we can get him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

But, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

How do you like my hair?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds good.

[Bobbo]

I'm trying a new cut.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Bring. Bring myself back into a younger age.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fat, bald cut.

[Hannah]

I've got.

[Bobbo]

I need your advice. There's a new coworker here's the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Lovely. Scary smart. Yeah, I think she may be Italian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Six feet, four inches tall. That's tall for me. Yes, that's got very tall for me.

[J.D.]

Wait, but.

[Bobbo]

But look. Do you think that looks silly? You ever see like a. Like a. Like a short man, very tall woman?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you? Yes, yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

That to me spells happiness.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I would have to agree.

[Bobbo]

I think she may be akin to Tony Romo.

[Charlie]

What.

[Bobbo]

Last name? Buchowski.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm friends with Lewinsky on Twitter. Rush.

[Bobbo]

Are you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

She tall?

[Bobbo]

How tall is she?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's. She's not that tall, but she sure still talks about it. I mean, that one moment in time.

[Bobbo]

Well, sure. The only thing missing from Monica Lewinsky is a lazy eye. You need that. Like the Huckabee girl. My God, what a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

How tall is Huckabee?

[Bobbo]

I think she's about six, four. It's perfect for me.

[J.D.]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six, four.

[Bobbo]

That's why I'm drinking milk.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you can grow a little more?

[Bobbo]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what about Trump and vaping? Is that true?

[Bobbo]

I think it's time we do away with vaping. I don't. Do you vape?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I dip. I dip skull. Fine. Cut. Wintergreen.

[Bobbo]

I think it's obvious the kids were gonna try this thing. When you make a toy cigarette, you remember those candy cigarettes. Sure. We had when we were children. You won't find those anymore. They made a whole generation of smokers.

[J.D.]

We do have some audio if you want to talk about the vaping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

If you actually do want to smoke a candy cigarette, don't do. Doesn't combust correctly.

[J.D.]

President Donald Trump said Yesterday that the U.S. food and Drug Administration would be putting out some very strong recommendations regarding the use of the flavored E cigarettes in a couple of weeks. We have some audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're coming home and they're saying, mom, I want a vape. And the parents don't know too much about it, and nobody knows too much about it, but they do know it's causing a lot of problems, and we're going to have to do something about it. People are dying with vaping.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're not just falling out of the trees, right?

[Bobbo]

No, they're different. They're different.

[J.D.]

As of Thursday, as funny as that.

[Bobbo]

Would be, as of Thursday, the FDA and the CDC are kind of at odds on this because the FDA has released the information that most, if not all, these cases have had more to do with THC cartridges bought on the street, on the black market.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And not like, you know, machines that you buy at a vape store.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, these vapors, a lot of them are vaping. I mean, you've seen chain smokers where they use the last one to light the next one.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And these vapors that are hanging the vape machine around their neck on a lanyard.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they're just rolling with it all day. Yeah. So I. I think it's like anything, you know, if you do too much of it. But there's a lot of it. I mean, there's guys here that work here that just suck on that thing all day.

[J.D.]

All day.

[John Clay Wolf]

All day. There's. There's a lot of vapors here, actually.

[Charlie]

Oh, there is a lot downstairs. I mean, there'll be clouds of smoke and you have to kind of like, what. What is going on here?

[John Clay Wolf]

But does it stink?

[Charlie]

No, it just smells like Fruity Pebbles sometimes or whatever they're. They're smoking, which.

[Bobbo]

It's not smoke. It's water vapor.

[Charlie]

You know what, it's a chemical, though. Right.

[J.D.]

So do you think the cigarette companies are behind this? I do, yeah.

[Charlie]

Yes, yes.

[J.D.]

That's the big.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. Big Tobacco's behind this for sure.

[J.D.]

I mean, they're killing a thousand a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

My sister was worried about this, and she actually came in, we had lunch this week, and she said, you hear about the vaping? It was gonna kill you. I said, sis, let me tell you, I smoked cigarettes, combustible tobacco cigarettes, since I was 14. And being off of them feels a lot better than being on them, you know, because when I skip the cigarettes and I vape every day, I sleep better, I don't cough, I don't wheeze, you know. Now, don't get me wrong. I've smoked like seven cigarettes this morning. It is Saturday.

[J.D.]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

And that's what I do on show day.

[J.D.]

But I just. It's just too suspicious that a few people have died of this vaping and millions have died of cigarettes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

And suddenly we got to do something.

[Bobbo]

Since World War I, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a question. Why do we not get any car calls out of D.C. until Dallas picks up in at 8, 806, and then those start pouring in and then the D.C. starts coming. We never get any car calls at the 8 o' clock hour in DC.

[Charlie]

You don't talk a lot of cars at the beginning. Maybe that's why.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

I think it's inner Sandman that was the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think baba ruined it. 800, 800. 7. 2 3, 4. I mean, it's like fishing. You know, we're throwing them out there. When we get a good one on, it's fun. If you're really selling and I'm obviously really buying, then the negotiation of that transaction live on the radio for everybody to hear is entertaining and interesting. You know, you got some 200 piece of junk. All that's entertaining is me telling you you got a 200 piece of junk. But if you got a real car, you know, 10,000, 6,000, 20, 8,100. What's the most expensive car you saw sell up in Pennsylvania Street, Charlie?

[Charlie]

$240,000. What was it, McLaren? A 20. 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa, whoa.

[Charlie]

240.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's the. What's the cheapest car we sold this week? I believe 9, 700.

[Charlie]

No, like 650 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we did get down 600. So. So the scale. The scale is 650 to 240,000.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of real estate between.

[Charlie]

Those two points and.08 Saturn view to us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many was it at coat? Was it junk sale? Yeah. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. The company that sponsors this show is called Give me the vi n.Give in dot com. Go to givemetheven dot com. Put in your license plate number or your VIN number, and we'll bid your car electronically immediately. Make a deal with you, come pick it up at your home, get a pretty check. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, send you a check for $100. That's how we validate our price. I mean, I don't know what else to do is pick the biggest bear in the woods and say, if I can't kick his ass, then I owe you money. All right. We'll be right back. You're just what I needed. You're just what I need.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, D.C. big 100. I have a question, Bob. Sports, gambling, betting, There's a new rule up there. Is it Jersey or Philly or some state law change where these guys are opening these sports bars? You know what the sports book look like in Vegas? Sure. I'm being sincere. I don't know. And you guys listen, call in and tell me what the deal is. 800, 800 radio. There's like a sports book legalization. Something happening in that area. I don't know if it's Maryland. I don't know if it's Virginia. I'm pretty certain it's Philly and New Jersey, but I don't know. And, like, there's a lot of people raising capital to build out these big bars and sports books is basically what I think it is. Do you know what it is, Charlie? Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Bobbo]

No, but Mohegan sun, that. That hasn't always been a deal there, has it?

[Charlie]

I mean, that's been around for, I don't know, several years in Connecticut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's. That's an Indian casino, right?

[Charlie]

That's a casino, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, do you not know the difference between an Indian casino and a sports book?

[Bobbo]

50 cents a hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's about the damn truth in it. Yeah, yeah, I've been heard about that. Now that. And I'm. I'm really using the listenership to educate me on what I'm talking about, because I don't know.

[Charlie]

Now, I do know that the NFL is gearing up for more gambling, right? Because that's why, for instance, Jerry Jones is paying so much money right now to his players, because the cba, the new cba, the actual NFL, is gonna. The salary cap is going to go up so they'll have more money available because of this gambling.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's something going on. So it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, if you know what we're talking about, can educate us, please call in and tell me. 800-800-Radio. 800-800-7234. And Tom Dundon, the billionaire from Dallas, that. That funded the amateur league football last season. It was all about the app. Oh, okay. They had rights to an app. The. The concept was this amateur football league was going to turn into like a. An online horse race where it was all about the gambling on the app.

[J.D.]

Well, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you on DraftKings, Mike?

[Charlie]

Not that. No. I stopped once. It got too addicting because it's. It was so easy to gamble on it. It's basically fantasy football, but every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it legal?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What are people. So they advertise a lot. I mean, they have monster ad budgets. And then I see. I hear that it was on, it was off, it was off, it was on. Is it kind of like weed? Like it's legal in this state, not legal in that state?

[Charlie]

That's what happened. At first, it was open everywhere, and then everybody's like, wait a minute, hold on, hold on. On.

[J.D.]

This says from espn.com. after New Jersey's supreme court victory last year. Any state that wishes can legalize sport betting now. And they haven't all done it. There's only about 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7. About 12 that have full scale legalized sport betting.

[Bobbo]

Oh, so it's a state's rights thing.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Recent. They have. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Let me see.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the sports book, the. The sportsbook can be built in in a town. That'd be fun. Oh, yeah. So are they open yet? Is there one we can go to up in Oklahoma? Well, it's an Indian casino. Yes. I don't pay 50 cents a hand. That's a rip off.

[Bobbo]

I don't know if that's the deal for sports betting, but I'll bet they got something like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know the engine, Joe. Tax.

[Bobbo]

Perpetual cash flow. Perpetual cash flow. Ten players on a blackjack table paying 50 cents a hand every 60 seconds. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

That table's making $5aminute. Bing, bing, bing, bing. No matter who wins or loses, Right? Right. That's what a 50 cent per hand does on a blackjack table.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sports bet every day on these damn cards.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

I asked you one time if you play the lottery. You said every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because you do. We buy these cars betting that they're gonna bring more, hoping that they're gonna bring more, and a lot of times they don't. This is the time of year when, you know, the market comes down in the fall because the 2020s just came out. So everything's got to settle in. And I'd say this has been the worst week of the year.

[J.D.]

Because of the 2000s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's just the market, the overall index, the used car. Dow Jones is down. Yeah. And. And it's hard to shake them. You've got to sell them on the way down and get rid of them. And we handle such a Mass. Sold 480 in PA yesterday and 300 and 350 in Dallas. We were light in Dallas this week because the buyers are pulling out because the market's coming down. You'd rather let the depreciation happen on the other guy's time than when you own it, Right.

[Bobbo]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you got to get the cars bought to keep in business. So it's not everything. It's just high miles. High miles start falling first. High mileage.

[Charlie]

Trucks, stuff that people want to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Junk ass.

[J.D.]

So is that like the burden, the canary in the mine, that when those start falling, there's no doubt you brace. Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it started three weeks Ago. It started a month ago. Just started. You started seeing a little bit. So the, the. The flood damaged FJ cruiser that we bought. It sold for a lot of money, and it paid Turley. We bought a flood damage FJ cruiser off of a lady in south Louisiana.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Set a record to go pick it up. It was all rusted where it wouldn't move. Jeez.

[J.D.]

But we didn't know that before. We got.

[John Clay Wolf]

We couldn't have bought it anyway any cheaper.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just couldn't have bought it any cheaper and pulled it to the salvage sale and sold it as a non runner. And it brought a ton.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was the biggest winner of the week.

[Charlie]

Somebody likes to ship them, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it had a clean title. It did not have a flood title. The lady said it was not flood, but it seemed like it was. Flood came out of Galveston, Texas. But it was all rusted up.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But really what happened when I was reading through the. Because, like, why did this car make so much money? It makes no sense. I mean, how does a car make $10,000? And I started looking. The mechanic oversold his services to this lady. It seems like there's two mechanics. They both said the same thing.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think they were brothers? Possibly. It just felt like she got put together with the information. She was passing the information on to us that she was told, this thing's toast. It's over. It's so rusted, it won't roll. Send a record. Okay. All right. So it's floodguards whacked. We start looking at the pictures. They don't look bad. Look under the hood. It doesn't look bad. I mean, the hubs and everything were rusted up, but they got them loose because when it came to the auction, it was driving. Did you notice that early it was listed as a run?

[Charlie]

Yeah, because at this particular auction, all it has to do is go 10ft forward and 10ft back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D.]

Who buys that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I in Colorado. No guy in Arkansas this week.

[Charlie]

There's all over the place. That and overseas, too. A lot of buyers.

[J.D.]

They're just gonna fix it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they bought it 5,000 back of what I would have sold it for at the normal auction. And they're guessing that they can redo the hubs and black out the bottom and you spend 2,000 on it and make three or four. I think they're right.

[Caller]

More.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was looking at it, I was like, this car isn't so bad. I can't believe we bought it that cheap.

[J.D.]

So she was oversold.

[Bobbo]

How bad it was?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I think. What do you think, Turley?

[Charlie]

Yeah, there's a possibility of that. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That doesn't happen very often. I mean, it's just. Well, you know, we make 300, 600, lose 300, lose 1200. We average 300 bucks a car all day long. Clip. And then something comes on along what we call a big fat pig, a bfp. And this was one. And I mean just jumped off the screen like $10,000. How do you make $10,000 off of a five or three thousand dollar investment? What's the percentage on that? Luck is what it is. Yeah. Pure ass luck. I needed some good luck this week because I had a lot of bad luck on the other side. Nobody's called in and taught me about sports betting yet. You wake up, you son of a. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm sitting here telling you about car betting. Tell me about sports betting. Car betting is legal in the state of Maryland and Virginia. And Carmax has been doing it up every 20 years. Really? Yeah. They have a nerdy little khaki pants and blue shirt on and you roll up and they say, hi, can I help you? We're so squeaky clean. And they, they give you 5,000 for your ride and they bet that they're going to sell it at their wholesale auction to a jerk like me for six. And they did that about 10,000 times before I decided, you know what, I'm just going to. I'm going to get on the main stage with CarMax and go after myself. And that's where we created givemetheven.com that's why I say if I don't beat your CarMax offer. So if I bought 10,000 cars from CarMax as a dealer and they make a thousand dollars a car, which is what their, their financial show. How much money is that? That they made off of me ten thousand times A thousand?

[J.D.]

Just add three zeros.

[Bobbo]

You don't want to know, man. Yeah, leave it alone.

[Charlie]

You would have been depressed.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it's like child support. You just stop answering that question after a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they made $10 million off of me and, and, but they made it off of you by selling the cars to them and they cashed them out with me. So yeah, it's pretty big business. There's a lot there. There's room for more for me to be play. You are. So if I give them 5 mil, if I give the public 5 million more dollars, then I could make $5 million just cut it in half. Right over a course of long time with 10. All right, I'm liking this math. I'm glad. I'm glad we went through it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo, give yourself a promotion. Give yourself a raise.

[Bobbo]

And you're not going to charge them 50 cents a hand, which is nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Beer back.

[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. Now. John Clay Wolf, very superstitious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, you've been setting all this up. Tell me what's going on. What did I just walk into? Tell me about the bar I just walked into. Are there hot chicks in it? Are there free drinks?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there's a. Okay. See that Memphis waitress right there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

God, she's tall. Don't mess with that waitress right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got the clap.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. John at the bar, he's a friend of mine and he said she's on a straight tequila night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

So you know what happens on a straight tequila.

[Bobbo]

Don't ask her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, don't even ask.

[Bobbo]

On a straight tequila.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like she's ready to put out.

[J.D.]

She blames every man there is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm serious, Bob. Tell me. Catch me up.

[Bobbo]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the boss.

[J.D.]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we doing? We just started. Good morning, Memphis, Tennessee. Is that correct? Eight o'? Clock? Yeah. Because last week at what?

[Bobbo]

New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what's the station in New Orleans that we just added? You're not prepared for these questions, are you? You don't know.

[Bobbo]

I knew yesterday at 5:30 in the afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we just added a good classic rock station in New Orleans.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

So the other one's gone?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're still on there for the next three weeks and then we're guys that are hardcore listeners. Baba will have his stuff together where he can tell you where to go. If you go. If you go to john claywolf.com and click stations. It's all there. And I don't know if Rob has the new New Orleans station.

[Bobbo]

Wkbu, currently. New Orleans.

[Charlie]

What station is like dial in.

[Bobbo]

In care of my main man, Butch Landry. That's the Chief Engineer's day.

[J.D.]

So one on the list is not correct.

[Charlie]

Is that right way.

[John Clay Wolf]

That one's still there. Okay, it is correct. We're on both right now.

[Bobbo]

Both?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I canceled the other one for WKBU because it's. It fits us better. So people on whatever one you're hearing alter.

[J.D.]

Yep. 92.

[John Clay Wolf]

3. That'll be going away in a couple weeks, I think. It might not. We might just leave it on.

[J.D.]

Another one popped up. Oh, that's Vegas. Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So Vegas is live on 97. 1. And then it delays and replays on another station in Vegas, the Mountain, two hours later, for those of you who missed it. Anyway, Bob, I'm serious. Tell me the new markets I'm on. Tell me where I am.

[Bobbo]

We're all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but we added four more sticks. What are they?

[Bobbo]

Tennessee's a state.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tennessee's a state.

[Bobbo]

Well, Memphis is new today. Nashville is, you know, as we started last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All over. You don't know, do you?

[Bobbo]

All over Alabama.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, I'm telling you. No, no, no, no. You're BSing. You're BSing. All over is not specifically. I mean, your hometown is Bowie, Texas. And you talk about it like everybody knows where the f bui Texas is and nobody does because you care about it. It means something to you. And you're just sitting here rationalizing. All these new people that are hearing this is all over the South.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Yeah, I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

What town are they in? Where are we?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I see what you do. You're asking me where they are. And when I start telling you, you interrupt me and you won't let me tell you. Tell me. No, you tell me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Station. Good morning, Memphis, Tennessee. What station? I know there's three new ones right now. I know we just walked into three or four new ones.

[J.D.]

Rock 102.7 in Memphis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Huntsville, Alabama, 106.1. WTK.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that this week or last week? Bob, you don't know.

[Bobbo]

Huntston was last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, what stations are new today?

[Bobbo]

Memphis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think there's two more.

[Bobbo]

Well, how could there be? They didn't go through me because nobody told me about two more. I didn't hear about New Orleans till 5:30 yesterday afternoon.

[J.D.]

You two need some counseling.

[John Clay Wolf]

We added 11 new stations. It started in Biloxi, Mississippi, with Indian casinos.

[J.D.]

Mm.

[John Clay Wolf]

And last week we added seven, so that's eight. So there's three more that went live this morning. Memphis. This one in New Orleans, and I don't know the other one. We need to ask Uncle Jesse. We go get him on the phone. Find out where the hell them Duke boys are.

[Bobbo]

Do what JD did, open up our website and read it off of there. Because it's there. Do you want me to open the website and read it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I know. I just Figured it since you were doing this and living it is rolling through your veins.

[Bobbo]

You kn, I can't remember that many at a time, John. I'm a doper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, we're gonna have our own Bob Floyd come in here and give us an update right now, really, on the marijuana market.

[J.D.]

Well, it is the fall, and things do change.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you right now, if you're stacking dollars and you're a dealer, you're in luck. Especially if you're in Biloxi. That's right. Last hurricane we had, Dorian made a lot of disruption around the Gulf of Mexico, and many suppliers have moved their stash to Biloxi, Mississippi. You can only get that if you're there inside an Indian casino. And you gotta do it before midnight tomorrow night. So bring your dollars there, stock up while you can, because the Christmas dry spell is just around the corner. And that's this morning's dope report. You keep token.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob Floyd. Bob Floyd. CNBC has Kramer. We have Bob Floyd.

[Bobbo]

This morning's dope report came right from the top of my ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. My name is John. Clay Wolf. His name is. What's your name?

[J.D.]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan and Michael.

[Bobbo]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Michael Turley, the producer.

[Bobbo]

Tell me what station. I don't know. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

That was a funny conversation yesterday, Bob. John calls me 5:30 in the afternoon. He goes, bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does it go? How's it go?

[Bobbo]

He goes, does everything set for New Orleans in the morning. And my. I mean, my honest response was, I don't know what you're talking about.

[J.D.]

Which is not what you're talking about.

[Bobbo]

I gotta get Mike on the phone. So he gets Mike on the phone from the. From the parent company that owns our new station in New Orleans. Intercom gets him on the phone and he's like, mike, you didn't talk to Bobbo. I just talked to a program director. And we called Westwood One and got the clocks off the website. And John's like, mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, listen, you go through. You go through Bobbo and do anything else you want, and that's fine. We appreciate the help. But, Bob, how many times has this gone smoothly when we don't hold her hand? And I said, well, we've never had a setup where we didn't hold their hand, John. I can't wait to see how this comes out. And I got on the phone and I got. Butch Landry is the chief engineer down in New Orleans, and he's had it all Taken care of for a couple of days and we're in good hands. Cat Vance is our program director.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cat Vance.

[Bobbo]

Her name is Kat Vance.

[Charlie]

Never did a dj.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only in New Orleans.

[Bobbo]

No, no. And I called her, and that's her real name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Name.

[Bobbo]

She said. I said, is that your real name? She said, yeah, Meow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cat Vance.

[Bobbo]

Thank you. What are you going to tell me, meow? I said, can you check and see if the closures are working? She said, oh, right, Meow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's working, right, meow? Perfect. Cat Vance, what are you having for.

[Bobbo]

What are you having for dinner? She's Chinese. I said, really? What's your favorite dish? She said, I like the. The kung, Meow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, who was Cat Vance and what'd she have to do with all this?

[Bobbo]

Program director. She's the program director at our new New Orleans affiliate.

[John Clay Wolf]

And y' all have a date?

[Bobbo]

She doesn't talk like that at all, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gerald, in Mississippi.

[Bobbo]

What, What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city, Mississippi?

[Caller]

I'm in Vicksburg, Mississippi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vicksburg, Mississippi.

[Caller]

Yes, Indeed. Listening to Z106 out of Jackson, Mississippi.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah. Last weekend was the first weekend I heard your show. I was a little P.O. that you cut off an hour of John Moore and Billy. But I like your show.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

Around 11am last Saturday, your show was competing with iHeartRadio. I was listening to actually my local station and you at the same time. And this morning I came out to sit and have my cup of coffee and listen John Boy and Billy. And I'm listening to John Boy and Billy and your show at the same time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You mean they're riding on top of each other?

[Caller]

Correct. It's like listening to police stations at the same time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Well, it's like trying to watch porno. When in 1985. Without paying the showtime bill. Without paying the showtime bill. It's scrambled. Okay, so what? So, Gerald, I appreciate you calling in, letting us know that Bob O. Is not doing his job.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, that's. That's right, Meow. That's what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it sounds like Bobbo is not communicating with the Vicksburg, Mississippi program director and making sure that the closures are operating correctly. Right? Yeah. All right. If anybody else wants to call in and tell them, Bob mo, please do. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So we're competing. We're competing with John Boy and Billy.

[Charlie]

At the same time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's winning? This sounds like, you know, this went on in Oklahoma for a year.

[Charlie]

I can't believe people actually put up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And listen, why did you ever watch porno when you were a kid on Showtime or hbo? To scramble. I mean, how long could you hang in there? 45 seconds?

[Charlie]

Not very long now.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I don't know. You could, you know, I mean, there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were nights like when the stars were right that you could get a decent image that was just lightly scrambled, that you could hang in there for. For a little bit.

[J.D.]

Just the right scene. With enough dark seemed to be to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd never get to the finish line. But it was worth looking at. I saw boob. I saw left boob.

[Bobbo]

There were those times when my dad wouldn't pay for HBO. And I've seen Porky scrambled a hundred times.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio is the call in number. Good morning, everybody. You can call in. We'll buy your car. Also, this show is sponsored by. Give me the VIN. VIN number. Give me the VIN.com.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, that may have been the best piece of work you ever did on accident.

[Bobbo]

What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, good morning. You're on.

[Caller]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What you got?

[Bobbo]

Hey.

[Caller]

I've got a 2017 F350 dually 4x4 platinum edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it. So hang on, let me tell everybody what they're listening to. There's a button in this show where people call in and I bid their car, I try to buy it. I've been doing this for, you know, the radio show's been going on 13 years. I've been a wholesale car buyer for 23 years or something like that. And that's what he knows. This the guy that's calling in right now and he wants me to buy his truck. So here we go. Okay, so it's a platinum dually. 17. How many miles?

[Caller]

About 68.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot of miles for 17. What color.

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 50 grand buy it.

[Caller]

Very well.

[Bobbo]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Give me the VIN.

[Charlie]

Go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look. It's got a clean carfax. The miles are a little long, Turley. Am I too high or am I right on 17? New body, platinum with 60.

[Charlie]

You're on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm. I got. I got both hands. I. I got. I got both arms wrapped around her, squeezing her. I might have gone too far. You better hurry up. Yeah, you better go to the website and hurry up. All right, all right. Thank you. A big old Fat girl. Yeah. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the john clay one wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Voice]

Remember, at gimmetheven.com not only do they have an automated system that will bid your car instantly, but they will come to your house, office, wherever, and pick it up with a check. They're fast, they're over the phone, and they come to you like a pizza delivery boy. If they don't beat a written CarMax offer, they owe you 100 bucks. That's how much they believe in what they're doing. GiveMeTheEven.com is the best wholesale site to sell your car to, and it's not even close.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord, Baba. I thought we were fixing to go into Saturday Night Special and you give me this. I mean, put me back to sleep.

[Charlie]

No, this is my fault.

[Bobbo]

You're supposed to be playing Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

Jammed up on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Why don't you play Sinatra?

[Bobbo]

No. Why don't you eat Turley's ass? I'm trying to somebody else for a chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've switched it straight back to him.

[Bobbo]

You're overusing it because that's the, you know, Turley, that's the basis of our big show opener at 9:00am oh, okay, yeah, that's true. You shouldn't be playing that right now. Why are you playing that right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Change the song, damn it. Change the song. I'm not gonna listen to Patience putting me half asleep. I mean, put on. I used to love her, but I had to kill her.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm making these. These trailers all week long and then we get to them.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't play them jams up.

[Charlie]

I have to play something from my phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

And an emergency, some high tech devices you have there. Okay, hang on. Speaking of porno, let's talk to this lady, an anonymous mystery woman. First of all, if you're going to be on network radio, you need to roll your windows up and pull over on the side of the road because it's loud. You there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. What's up?

[Caller]

I can. Hold on, hold on. Oh, nothing up. Nothing me now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says comments about the porno industry. What about it?

[Caller]

So y' all were talking about the video box, the cable box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And, well, you had to have it in a precise location and you could catch the whole thing, it wasn't bits and pieces. So I grew up in the 80s and I was about nine when I first learned that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so. So.

[Caller]

And my parents were two doors. My parents were two doors down at a party and they came home early and, you know, trying to get up from the floor to the television set because back then you didn't have a remote so you had to get up really fast and switch it. And my heartbeat, I was. Whoa. I was shaking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Is she telling the truth right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. 800, Cat Stevens. No, Cat Stevens is an Islamic terrorist, isn't he?

[Bobbo]

No, he's not an Islamic terror or.

[Charlie]

Program director in New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yusuf Uslam. What's that guy's. What did he change his name to?

[Bobbo]

Yusuf Islam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yusuf Islam, yeah. AKA Cat Stevens. Do we have that old clip we used to play 10 years ago? Bob is so damn funny.

[Bobbo]

Which one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Piece of a train.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember the, the Cat Stevens, the terrace Cat Stevens clips? Do you remember?

[Bobbo]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, how did it go? Piece of a train come flying by me. Somebody blew up the subway. Hi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't remember that?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, do you remember that cat Steven seeks Harris folklore. You know, peace. Train. Piece of a train.

[Bobbo]

Right, Yeah. I mean, I get.

[John Clay Wolf]

The piece of a train comes. All right, forget it. Maybe it's not funny. Maybe it's just me and my bad humor. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's supposed to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on.

[Bobbo]

This is. This is a secondary. That's supposed to be a Rush 800, 800 radio segment.

[J.D.]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Well, I can tell you something bizarre about Kevin Hart's scary car wreck had Dr. Phil shaken because like Kevin, he likes the classic cars and drive them around maybe just now realizing, hey, you know, that comes with some serious safety concerns. Dr. Phil, which we have audio here, Michael called crash alert. Phil says that Hart's accident was a wake up call for drivers of the classic cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm stunned that they survived that crash.

[Bobbo]

I really am.

[John Clay Wolf]

We always say, boy, they don't make them like they used to. They sure don't. If you compare a 50s car to a current day car in crash test, it's not even a close call. These things are heavy like tanks, but they don't have crumple zones. And if you don't make changes, you would not survive a crash in this car that you would survive in a Honda.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Airbags, Crash zones. A couple zones, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, and there's no cigarette lighter in there either.

[J.D.]

Dr. Phil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dr. Phil, you're here with us.

[Bobbo]

You're here trying to power my hair dryer.

[J.D.]

How's that working out for you?

[Bobbo]

Well, it doesn't work in these new cars like that. I can plug anything in. But there's no cigarette lighter.

[J.D.]

Oh man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, and you can't lay down. Thing drives itself.

[J.D.]

Oh yeah, I bet it doesn't.

[Bobbo]

But not over a cliff. That's not safe. I hope Kevin Hart's okay. He owes me $80.

[J.D.]

I don't think he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley, turn on my computer. I think I got it. Cat Stevens is back. Except now he's got a funny new name. USOP Islam. But don't let the name change fool you. He's the the same old cat. If you'd like to jihad and jihad.

[Bobbo]

Go ahead and jump on the bomb cuz there's a billion infidels blow up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our car, you'll get father and son who blow themselves up T for the Taliban and this martyrs get virgin.

[Bobbo]

So blow your cell. Oh man, you'll break some high.

[J.D.]

Up.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the cloud piece of a train.

[Bobbo]

Fly and by somebody blew up the subway. Back to the usa.

[Show Announcer]

You'll also get this interesting duet between.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kat and Osama Bin Laden.

[Bobbo]

George W. Bush is the Great Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great Satan. Great Satan. Anyway, I told you I wasn't making it up.

[Bobbo]

This morning's terrorism humor is brought to you by WD40. Flammable and combustible piece of a train.

[J.D.]

I never heard that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look out nra, here comes the Naaga.

[J.D.]

All right. I don't think this is a story that Bobble may have made up. But if he didn't. The NRA has been losing some members recently. The nra, the National Rifle Association. But a lesser known gunner. If you make. If you set me up for this. A lesser known gun organization is thriving. The National African American Gun Association. Baba wrote this. The largest minority gun group in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Otherwise known as the Black Panther Party.

[J.D.]

Right. In just five years, the organization will has started 75 chapters with more than 30,000 members. Over 90% of who are black. Makes sense.

[Bobbo]

It's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need you to stop and shut up. I have to do something right this moment. When I get the right car in my queue, I do it. I want to talk about that James and Dallas, you don't. How you doing? Good. Good. So you have a 06 Dodge Magnum SRT. The little wagon thing with the big motor.

[Caller]

It's not a little wagon. It's A big wagon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever. It's a magnet. I know you guys that get Magnum rubbers want to talk about how big it is, but I think it's little.

[Bobbo]

You bastard. It's a big wagon.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's a little.

[Caller]

That's what you want to go?

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it.

[Bobbo]

Tell him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let me ask you. Okay, so this is the. The Dodge wagon that was made in, what, 05 06? I was a Dodge dealer back then. I remember.

[Caller]

Yeah, it was three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you got the srt. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Charlie]

Yep.

[Caller]

Let's see. It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Has a clean carfax.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. Let me just ask you my. Let me just ask you my questions because I'm running out of time. I gotta hug. Clean carfax. What color?

[Caller]

Crystal Infernal red.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's red. Skip all the crap. Crystal inferno. It's red. It's metallic red.

[Caller]

Now there's two different reds. Come on, man. There's two different reds.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a scale of one to ten, how nice is it? Ten. All right.

[Caller]

Flawless paint. Correction's been done. No orange peel. No scratches, no swirls.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy is just. He's never gonna let me buy this car. He just wants to brag about it. So are you going to a car show this weekend? And you're, like, setting up your little plaque right now with your gold chains in front of it as heard on.

[J.D.]

The John Clee Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, are you at the convention center? Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller]

Curious. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. See? Jerk off. Jerk off. Jerk off alert. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. If you want to sell them, sell them, not brag about them. If. Send us pictures of your mullet and your gold chain setting up your little booth at the county convention center for the car show this weekend. What's an inferno? Red crystal metallic. There's two reds.

[Charlie]

Two reds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two reds, two reds. Yes. Shut up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just put your card and give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Givein.com or call into the show right now. I see Coleman and Arlington online, too, with the Texas district. Okay. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[Commercial Voice]

John Clay Wolf has been buying cars off dealers descriptions for 20 years and buying cars on the radio for 10. Why can he buy yours off a picture off his website? GiveMeTheEven.com because he can. That car. You didn't trade in that truck your dad gave you. The family truckster that aunt Edna died in. If you don't check with gimmethevin.com first, you may need to get your head checked. They're the best buyers on cars, they pay top money. And if they don't beat a written carmax offer, they owe you a hundred bucks.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay wolf, here's your damn rush over opening Baba. God. Everybody stop and listen to it so baba will shut up. Working man. Because you're the working man. You're the real working man. You're the only one here that works.

[Bobbo]

And then you skip the skinner thing that's supposed to play now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn it up, Charlie. Bobbo's the working man.

[Bobbo]

You miss one spot, Charlie, you miss one spot. We're behind all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you call Bobbo? And call him the working man. Yeah, because that's what he is. Bobbo got up earlier this morning than any of us.

[J.D.]

He did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's the working man.

[Caller]

He's not working man.

[Hannah]

He's working man. He's up here, man. Dude, you should have seen him about 2:45.

[J.D.]

Randy? Yeah, chipmunk. You were here?

[Hannah]

Yeah, he got here, man. Hair was all messed up, had a bloody nose.

[J.D.]

What do you know?

[Hannah]

Like he been in a fight.

[J.D.]

Bizarre.

[Hannah]

A fight with himself. He was stalking himself. It's crazy.

[J.D.]

I don't think he was sucking.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, hey, Randy, what's up with Bobbo and that chick that he's been seeing from Alabama?

[Hannah]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you hang out with him all the time.

[Hannah]

I don't know, but he's been. He's been like wild all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Yeah. It's like. You ever let a. Let a horse out of the stable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a gelding or a stud horse? Stud horse. Oh yeah, just run.

[Hannah]

Just let him go. Yeah, Bobo's like that. He's like. Like crazy ecstatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a crisp, cool country morning.

[Hannah]

Yeah, he's drinking a lot of scotch.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he running around. Is he running around the pastures and breeding other mares? Yeah. Oh, wow. So that tells you what happened with the girl in Alabama. Is that deal over?

[Hannah]

I saw him on his way up here. Is it December 11th? Yeah, he walked out of there. This is 2:30 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Hannah]

He's got a 12 pack of beer. He's not running. Like they'll sell the Babo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I gotcha. I didn't. I didn't hear the time stamp that you put on there. So 2:30 in the Baba. Babo's balls are so big he can walk into the Quick E Mart. Quick E Mart, yeah. And they'll just sell him a beer.

[Hannah]

Yeah, he's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, they don't even probably sell it because the machine won't clear if they just give it to him.

[Hannah]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

Guys like him, they don't have to buy.

[Hannah]

He's acting connected.

[John Clay Wolf]

Josh in Arlington. What you got?

[Caller]

Hey, John, good morning. I love your show. Just wanted to call and let you know I had a 2013 Midnight Royal Oak, age blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those of y' all who don't know what he's talking about. There was a guy called in earlier with a crystal meth, red metallic polish. But can't you see that guy at the county convention center setting that car up and, and like the mirrors underneath it?

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the ropes around it?

[J.D.]

Rope lights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rope lights. Rope lights. Thank you, Josh. You know, rope lights, there's nothing wrong with all that. But don't call in the show to like try to, because there's nothing I'm gonna say. Here's the deal, Turley. The only time you can buy that car, the car show car from that guy that loves it that much is when that brother's on his ass. When he's got get some bail money or he's got to get his old lady out of the can something serious. Because the only time that guy with that car comes down to reality is when he needs the money more than he needs that car. That's it. Other than wise that you're wasting your time talking about royal blue meth, metallic red cherry bomb. Okay. Robert A17, Dodge Ram 600 six cylinder with 41,000 miles, two wheel drive. Is. It'll. It's a short bed.

[Caller]

Regular CS, just a short bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chrome grill or black grill?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a st work truck? Yeah. Does it's a six, six cylinder St. Little bass truck, Stick or matic on the transmission. Does it have a hog leg in the floorboard or does it's a manual, three pedals?

[Caller]

No, it's automatic. It's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a nine thousand dollar, ten thousand dollar truck. I mean it's just a cheap little basic. What's it take to buy. What's your payoff? 120. What?

[Caller]

24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Almighty. Okay, well, Robert lives near the ocean in Corpus. So if right now, Robert, just take a hard right, fly off the bridge, don't hurt yourself, but do good. Just like Bo and Luke. Just jump that bridge and let the insurance company handle that truck for you.

[Charlie]

Hey, Carl.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-807. Oh, Carl from sling blind?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, home wreck I'd be driving. Ocean, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Carl, we had your daddy Billy Bob Thornton on here about a month ago and he said you're a real prick, girl.

[Bobbo]

Some people call standard shift. I call hog leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you do with that hog leg, Carl?

[Bobbo]

Don't you say nothing about that hog leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Carl from Sling Blade. A little short on words this morning.

[Bobbo]

He's looking. He's looking a little pin up.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with him?

[Bobbo]

Maybe you ought to leave him alone.

[J.D.]

Maybe.

[Bobbo]

I think you got some of the red meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

The crystal red meth.

[Bobbo]

When that meth turns red, you know they've got the PH all off, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it supposed to be, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Well, it's supposed to be white, but you can't do that, you know, with anhydrous ammonia. And you can't buy ethanol if you're just some guy with no shirt on. So you settle for yellow. But if the PH gets screwed up, it'll come out pink.

[J.D.]

You know, way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you.

[J.D.]

Not about this?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a farmer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

There's Carl back.

[Bobbo]

I know about that. Good culture, Carl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you ever do that methamphetamine step a little bit, stay up between now and Christmas?

[Bobbo]

Potatoes.

[J.D.]

He knows all about potatoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Carl, you're not very funny if you're not gonna say nothing. Hey, Bob, what about the. So it's yellow?

[Bobbo]

Well, it's not supposed to be yellow, it's supposed to be white. But you can't get it white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Because you can't. You don't have actual ethanol. You have to settle for anhydrous ammonia that you stole from some farmer's back field. And you get a yellowish coloration unless the PH is all off and it will turn pink.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've seen it. Pink Nazi mess.

[Bobbo]

No, they call it pink lemonade because they screwed it up. The ph is all off. Burns and it burns badly. So what's blue?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did. Where did. What's the whole blue thing?

[Bobbo]

Well, that's a perfect molecule. That's, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect molecule.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. No, if you're a physics teacher, of course you can make blue speed. Of course.

[J.D.]

So that's the primo yeah, but I.

[Bobbo]

Mean I've never seen anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like red haired speed.

[Bobbo]

Not in Texas, man, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put line two on hold real quick. Put line two on hold real quick.

[Caller]

Hey, this is Wayne down here in Alabama.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Wayne. Wayne, Wayne.

[Caller]

John Clay. John Clay. How you doing man? This is Wayne down here in Alabama.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. I'm sitting here talking to Bobo about different colors, colorizations of speed. I didn't know if you down there in the deep south, you might have some input on that.

[Caller]

Man. Man, let me tell you something man. We you talking about that crystal meth inferno colored magnum, man, down here in Alberta, Alabama. This is the crystal meth capital of the United States of America.

[Bobbo]

Damn right it is.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah man, you just need to load up and come on down here, boy. We'll teach you all about that stuff, man. And we'll try to sell you some cars too. I mean, I appreciate you buying that 4 Taurus SHO edition of mine last week, man. I hope that thing run the bail.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be just fine. Just fine, Just fine. That crystal red meth Ford Taurus sho. So Wayne is Bob. Oh, right about the yellow. So the anhydrous turns it yellow?

[Caller]

Yeah man, it'll turn it yellow, make you run faster. And the chicken with his head cut off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a problem?

[Caller]

Is method real deal, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is meth a problem down there in the deep South?

[Caller]

I mean it ain't no problem if you like it, but if you don't, I reckon it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What makes it make it? People do silly things and screwing their lives all up. And I mean.

[Caller]

Man, it don't really make a mess with their wife a whole lot, maybe their cousin a little bit, but you know, you said life Alabama, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, thank you, Wayne. Thank you. What station you listen to us on in there.

[Caller]

Man? I'm listening to 96.1 the Rocket out of Pensacola, Florida.

[Bobbo]

Mobile?

[Caller]

Yeah, man, yeah, Mobile, Alabama. Pensacola, Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are, how far are you from Orange beach.

[Caller]

Man?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm.

[Caller]

I'm about, probably about 15, 20 minute ride down there to the beach in the Orange.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the big bar called? Flow Obama. Flow Bama.

[Caller]

The Floor Bama, man. The Floor Bama. That's the coolest place on the planet.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is it going on today?

[Caller]

Oh man, they open 24 7, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really Baba, Remind me, we need to go to Flow Flo. Bama, can you see some pretty gals? Is there any new?

[Caller]

Hey y' all come on down here, man. I want to go with y' all, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. We got to go to break. My name is John Clay Wolf by CARS radio for Give me the vin dot com. Be right back. It.

[Bobbo]

In the annals of music history, there's no story more hopefully joyous or heart wrenchingly redemptive than that of the short lived career of Pokey Stein. His story began with the discovery of his father, the great Rollo Sonny Boy Stein, in the early 1960s. A whistling African macaw and contemporary of no less than jazz legend Miles Davis. I worked with a lot of birds. Charlie Parker, Coltrane, Big Bird. But that Sonny Boy Stein was like, nobody done heard before. He was a drunk, always owed you money, but he could whistle like a motherf. But by 1968, Rollo's most noted work would be Fishin Hole, best known as the theme song to television's the Andy Griffith Show. But his gambling addiction, growing poor health due to alcoholism, and highly publicized divorce from advertising executive Peggy Olson would bring the end of Rollo Stein's musical career, only to have his legacy realized in the work of his youngest son, Pokey Stein, who also had problems with gambling and substance abuse. Pokie also possessed a deeply refined and haunting whistle, much like his father's from decades ago. Pokey Stein's only entry into professional music would be his appearance on a breakaway hit by the Los Angeles group Guns N Roses, an uncredited impromptu performance that paid a sum of $17 and 4 grams of pure cocaine. Pokestein now cleans cages and provides substance counseling to inmates in the Dallas Zoo. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the Joke on Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hour number three. Two for most of y' all and one for some of y'. All. Good morning, everyone. Pokey Stein, that was great. That was funny. Bob that Bird show.

[Bobbo]

Good whistle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, Jeff in Biloxi, Mississippi. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, now, I'm not in Biloxi, Mississippi. I'm in Hernando, Florida now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller]

I just didn't change my number.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what's up?

[Caller]

Hey, I don't know. Why'd y' all take over John Boy and Billy Show?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought they died, didn't they?

[Caller]

No, no, no, no. I looked to them this morning, man.

[J.D.]

I know one of the Walton and Johnson, he.

[Bobbo]

Just kidding, man. I'm right here.

[J.D.]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we got John Boy with us right here.

[J.D.]

John Boy's here? Yeah.

[Hannah]

Late for work.

[Bobbo]

He's covered for me, man. His my friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Jeff, we've got John Boy here in the studio with us. Does that make you happy?

[Caller]

Hey, cool, man. What's going on, John Boy?

[Bobbo]

Man, I'm just trying to get off of that damn methamphetamine I bought out there at Mobile the other night.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, it hurt.

[Bobbo]

It hurts so good. Just like a John Cougar Melon Camp song.

[Caller]

Yeah. What are you doing sitting here wondering what the hell's going on with John Boy and Billy Show?

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm right here. Just run late for work, man. I had a little bit of a slight heart attack there. All that cornbread I'm eating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, John Boy, go get you some coffee, go smoke you some cigarettes, and eat some of that famous John Boy and Billy's barbecue barbecue sauce, because you know that'll get you started right every day.

[Bobbo]

Thank you, man. Remember, if you're gonna do it, do it with WD40, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, John boy. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

I think a lot of people feel a lot better now that we actually let John Boy on the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

David in Houston, good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D.]

Good morning.

[Caller]

How y' all doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're good. We're good. Real good job, boys. Back what you got?

[Caller]

Dave, I just want to tell you thank you. I had a sold a truck to your company, and y' all did a great job, and I had zero complaints about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did we buy?

[Caller]

And you bought a 2011 Dodge 3500 that had over 200, 000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Did it still run?

[Caller]

Called in and you told me to load it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

So it still runs with 200?

[Caller]

Yeah. You bought it.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if it's still running now. When did I buy it.

[Caller]

Back in January.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's been a while. Okay, and what were you saying here now I'm gonna get our plug in? Because I see what you wrote here when you said, beat Texas Direct bid on his 2000. How bad did we beat them?

[Caller]

You remember I was actually sitting at Texas Direct when your buyer called and gave me an offer. He said 12, and the text direct buyer walked up, said 12, and he earned it. So your buyer said, how about I hit you at 12?

[Charlie]

5?

[Caller]

I looked at Text Direct buyer and said, hey, John, Clay Wolf just bought it. He turned around, walked off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like the little he is up and quit. Thank you, Lloyd. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Charlie]

That's awesome.

[J.D.]

And now he works with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 who? The buyer? Yeah, he probably does.

[J.D.]

I'm quitting this stupid job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you some. Lloyd and Abilene 2010 Dodge Challenger SRT8. Is it crystal meth? Metallic.

[Caller]

It is red as it can be.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 10. How many miles?

[Caller]

19. Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof?

[Bobbo]

Everything?

[Caller]

Sunroof navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a hook or is it a matic? That means what? Stick shift? Hog leg.

[Caller]

I'm not sure what that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick shift?

[Caller]

No, no, no, no. It's. It's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right?

[Bobbo]

Automatic.

[Caller]

So it's got 6.1 hemi in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

6.1 to 19, 000 miles.

[Caller]

I've been in contact with y' all and over the. Had a couple of texts, and I just wanted to talk to you. I thought you might do a little better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are they at? I can look it up. So don't lie to me, because I can see it all when I. When we get off the show. I can pull it up and see the conversation.

[Caller]

They're at 20, 212ft.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they're higher than me. I was gonna hit you 20 grand. My guys are offering more for this car than I will. And I know that makes no sense. How can my guys. How can I be higher than myself? Well, if you ever get a hold of some of Bobbo's weed, you'll know I'm a little bit high. But if they're offering you 21,250 for this car, then they're all over it like a cheap suit. Was that this year or last year? I mean, are y'.

[Charlie]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in negotiations with my guys? Oh, this.

[Charlie]

This is.

[Caller]

Yeah, it was within last couple of weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The market slid a touch. Why didn't you take it when we offered it?

[Caller]

I just feel like it's worth a little more money than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

I know retail, wholesale. And how long have I had it? I bought it new. Brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're just a grind and old Some. I mean, you just want to fight about it. Is the reason that you didn't sell it. That's cool. I understand. I've been called work by plenty of women. I get it. Well, I think you might have ground yourself out of $1,000 on this one because the market slid a little bit. But I like it a lot. I mean, I really, really love the second year model. It's the first year model, the SRT. It's got 19,000 miles and it's Horace red and it's a good color. It's a good car. So if I offered you the 21 grand for it today, are you still going to bow up? Are you going to sell it?

[Caller]

No, I'm still bowing up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then bow the hell up and keep your car and I'll keep my money. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Caller]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good news is you still got your car and I still got my money.

[J.D.]

Everybody's happy. Oh, we talked earlier about this story. I thought we maybe touch it again. The NRA National Rifle association has been losing some members recently. But a lesser known gun organization. I looked this up. It's real. The National African American Gun association, the largest minority gun group in the country. They're getting some members just five years. They have started 75 new chapters with 30,000 new members. Over 90% of them are black. We have some audio here. Nazita Davis joined the group recently and had this to say.

[Charlie]

What's the cut labeled?

[J.D.]

I'm not gonna tell you because. Okay, the group is National African American Gun Association. So that's. And I thought you said G Hotters is N A.

[Charlie]

What is it?

[J.D.]

M A A G A.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's crime in our communities, but it's also a white nationalist. I mean, what the hell is this guy doing? Who are you? What do you want? Yes, I want to be armed. Now get out of here. We don't need anything. Get out of here. Come. Whoever sent you up there, tell them to quit doing that. I'm tired of this pledge ship crap walking in. Was it Dustin? Yes. All right. Started new buyer.

[J.D.]

Okay, so the group is called the National African American Gun association for short. It literally is naaga this crime in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our communities, but it's also a white nationalist. I mean, I do believe they're emboldened. And yes, I want to be armed. I'm not going now without a fight. So I look at it that way. And so by being able to protect ourselves by training properly and getting our practice and learning how to defend ourselves, at least we will be able to fight back if we are attacked from white supremacists or white nationalists. I'm usually looked at it like I'm a Martian. I mean, literally, if I come in and I get ready to go into the gun range, people are looking at me like, why is she here? Black women don't shoot, but we shoot. Uncle Roy got shot in the leg by his wife.

[J.D.]

Women do shoot.

[Charlie]

Who's Uncle Roy for those?

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy is our chief driver and transportation engineer. Uncle Roy is a transportation engineer and he's worked for. He started working for my granddad when he was 19 and I was born in 72, so I met him then and he taught me how to drive, smoke about girls, the works. And he runs our transportation division now. But he showed up one night catting around back in 83 or 87. Walked up to his door putting a key in his door and his old lady shot him through the door right in the leg. Right in the leg. Uncle Roy's from Magnolia, Mississippi. But anyway, that lady's wrong. Black women have been shooting straight for.

[Bobbo]

A long time, but now they have.

[J.D.]

An organization and I just, I thought it was a fake story.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about, I mean white women that get, get organized with guns to shoot their husbands that are cheating.

[J.D.]

I don't believe they get organized. I believe that's a one off situation.

[Bobbo]

Not everybody has to join a club.

[J.D.]

She's saying the NRA is a particularly white organization so they want to have a black. By definition that's racism. So there you go. I hate to, I hate that that that's even brought up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a racist, J.D.

[Hannah]

I'M not.

[J.D.]

How am I racist?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a sorry bastard and everybody hates you. Chris in Houston. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you doing? 14 Kia Soul with 63000 miles. Is it a stick or an automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not those. These cars the off lease, there's way ton of them coming around. I've lost money on the last ten Kia souls I've had. I don't like it. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

I don't know. I'm trying to see what we can do.

[Bobbo]

To be honest.

[Caller]

My, my girlfriend lost her job a few weeks ago and we're just trying to make money admit and this car is my car that's paid off and seeing what, what we could do to get out of a bind and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well hold on. Everybody stop, stop, stop. So you have one tangible asset in your life that is paid for and you're running to go cash it for this woman. You said girlfriend. Do you have any children with her?

[Caller]

We do not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well I, I, I, I highly. I mean I'm not knocking her unless y' all went robbed a bank together and y' all need money to both keep your ass out of the sling. Don't go sell your paid for car to get to, to Cover her. I'm not gonna buy it because of that. You need to take care of yourself.

[Charlie]

Wow. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it was a woman saying that about a man, I'd have said the same thing.

[Charlie]

It's like Dave Ramsey.

[Bobbo]

Did I miss something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, so the airplane's crashing. What do you do? Secure your mask first and then your child second. The boat sinking. Get your life preserver on first and then your. Your mate second.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all I'm saying.

[Bobbo]

I think I missed some circumstance.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was talking about his wife. No. His girlfriend lost her job and he's wanting to sell his paid for car to help his girlfriend.

[Bobbo]

What's he gonna drive?

[John Clay Wolf]

Put your mask on first and your girlfriend second.

[Bobbo]

Damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Secure the situation.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What's he thinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna sink to and drown and she's gonna leave him for his friend when he ain't got no money.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it feels bad. It feels really, really, really bad when that happens. Bad goat boy. Speaking of. Go, boy. You there? Will you take us out?

[Bobbo]

We'll be back. More John Clay Wolf right around the bend.

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

The feds want Felicity Huffman to do a month in prison for her involvement in the college admissions scandal.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Huffman responded by saying, how about 50 grand? We forget the whole thing Now.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, did I tell you I talked to Willie B. Up in Denver last week?

[Charlie]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's. He's plenty. Okay guy. We.

[Charlie]

He's got a car show after us, correct?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And he was on this time slot in. On KBPI in Fort Collins, Denver, Colorado Springs for a long time. They moved it. But he's a weekday, he's the morning. He's the personality of the stations. We're on in California. Anyway, this guy was. Really. Knows his stuff about classic cars. And I was telling him, I don't. I don't know him like you do. And if you wanted to partner some cars, I'll pay for them. And so guys that have some cool classic cars, like, good ones, you know that. That might. Because there's a lot of opportunities here to buy those cars. Yeah, I just don't know them.

[J.D.]

Well, you buy cars that you can turn in a week. Classics you got to sit on for a while. You got to find the right buyer.

[Bobbo]

Not if you buy them right, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought that one in Vegas. That pace car 78 pace car with 17, 000 miles. Sure. And I paid too much. I didn't ask the right questions. Something about the engine covers. The guys are looking at it, are bitching about little stuff. But it's always. Every time I get a hold one of these classics, it's missing. If it had one button here, if it had a fart on the right side of the rear tire.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then It'd be worth 10,000 more.

[J.D.]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you got to know that stuff. I don't have the bandwidth with to know all that stuff. I know these current cars. I know the trucks like the back of my hand. But I mean, I. Anyway, good talking to you, Willie. I enjoyed it. I think we should do something like that. And congratulations on your big show up the Bandir Speedway in Colorado a couple weeks ago. Sounds like it was a hell of a success. If you have a Telluride baba. We. We bought a. We bought a Kia Telluride, which is their new suv.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Kind of looks like a Rover.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really does. They're not. Yeah, it really does, which is the very sad part. Yeah, we bought that Bentley Flying Spur, or whatever the hell it's called. Flying. Yes, Flying Spur the other day, and looking at it, it really kind of reminds me of ikea. Because Kia is a knockoff company. Sure, they're like fake Louis Vuittons, but they run. They're fine. But that damn Telluride, actually, people really wanted it. Yeah, it brought more money than we thought it really. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

There's not a lot of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was crap brown, too. Give me auction cuts from this week because I was really on fire.

[Charlie]

Yeah, most of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most of you can't use now.

[Charlie]

There's only one we can play. And this one's kind of dicey, but I think we'll be all right with it. So you're asking your auctioneer, Cody, Tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me what Champion I got in trouble over a couple of comments last week at the auction that I actually. On Wednesday morning. You haven't heard this yet, Charlie, I'm gonna get up and do an apology. Yeah.

[Charlie]

And I think I know what that was for. We're not gonna play that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. Was it at the end? Yes. On a black Cadillac. Yeah.

[Charlie]

Yeah. That was kind of unfortunate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just trying to point out that we had a really good one.

[Bobbo]

I mean, certainly that was kind of unfortunate.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you have an OH.5 Cadillac Deville DTS with roof and chromes and 71,000 miles on the CR grade is a 4.7. That's not very normal. And people were bidding on it like it was a junk car. And I'm like, this ain't a junk car. But anyway, what's your cut?

[Charlie]

Well, this is kind of in the vein of that, but not in the same racial aspect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Caller]

You know how I like to talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

About who these cars come from? Yes, sir. Pronounce his name. He. Junior. I don't think you're saying it right. I guess he. Junju. There's Heejon. Juice house. No. Wish we had a picture of it. 13 1. 13 2, 13 3, 13. That was not a. I promise I did not. I was literally reading right off the page. Now that I'm hearing that playback. I was not trying to be funny with the. The Jewish part.

[Charlie]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear to God.

[Charlie]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even hear that until you just played it back. But the. The name on the. On the car. So the people we buy these cars from, their names printed on my list. And that was such. It was like hieroglyphics. It was unreadable. It was some very foreign name. And I'm such a redneck idiot.

[Bobbo]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. Well, he's the accidental racist. Couldn't even read what I was trying to say.

[Bobbo]

When you put the end and the G's together that way, sometimes it like throws your eyeball off, right? You're like, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D.]

Not that pilot. Not like the pilot in San Francisco. We too low.

[Charlie]

It's very similar.

[Bobbo]

Something Wong.

[Charlie]

That's. I think that's what happened there to you, John. I think somebody put that name in there just to get you to read it on there. I really think that's what happened there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably love it.

[Charlie]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep it classy because you will read.

[Charlie]

Anything that's in front of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anchorman. Yeah. Good evening. Good night, San Diego.

[Charlie]

Go blank yourself so during the auction, that's. I, you know what? I guarantee that's what happened there. That's pretty good. That's good.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That's terrible. I can't. I mean there's a of lot mean especially out of Houston because Houston, such a melting pot. I mean the names out of Houston are.

[Bobbo]

Whoa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Totally speaking of. Well, it's not speaking of anything. I'm changing gears. What about the Raiders? I'm liking the Raiders. All this Antonio Brown talk. But. But Vegas and Vegas listeners calling. Vegas listeners calling. And guys that have been looking at the stadium getting renovated are built. It's built. It's a new one. Tell us if is it really going to be ready by next season? Cuz you're looking. I'm not. 800-800-72348. 800 radio.

[Charlie]

So you're trying to adopt the Raiders as your team.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am.

[Charlie]

I don't know why you're banding the Cowboys when they're going to win the super bowl this year.

[Bobbo]

Damn it.

[Hannah]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're good. They're good. And what I saw last weekend, Cal, the Cowboys, Patriots, Chiefs, Rams. Those are your four super bowl picks.

[Charlie]

Yeah. What a Chiefs, Cowboy, super bowl be awesome. Oh, that'd be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can the Cowboys keep playing like they played last Sunday? Probably not. But boy, did was it nice to see. Absolutely. I have not seen the receiving core like that in years.

[Charlie]

New offense coordinator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, years.

[Charlie]

And hey, Oakland, they did it without Antonio Brown. They don't need him. They look pretty damn good.

[J.D.]

Isn't that nice?

[Bobbo]

You know, that being the case, John, you probably should have picked him too to cover the spread and then some.

[Charlie]

Yeah, you lost in your picks. By the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

That lady out of Alabama beat me.

[Charlie]

Yeah, Ms. Cheryl won three to two so she gets a sell that T shirt. Okay, we'll do it again later here too. We'll have the five or six games you can pick against a listener they just call in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So my son asked me yesterday, dad, if the Saints and the Patriots play the super bowl, who will you vote for? I'm like, if anybody. If the jets and the Patriots played in the Super Bowl, I'd vote for the Jets. If a. No name. If Texas A and M in the Patriots. He played in the Super Bowl, I would. I'm so sick of watching the Patriots win. And then he reminded me, little bastard. He sat there and drugged me through the pain of the text. I mean, of the Falcons Super bowl two years ago.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know they were down 20 points with three minutes left and they drove all the way. Tom Brady's my superhero. I'm like, oh, my God, get out of the car. I just pulled the car over and shoved him out. Walk home, call your mother. Get out of my car. All right. My name is John Glenn Wolf and I buy cars on the radio for givemethevin.com be right back.

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[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear. Oh, yeah.

[Charlie]

We're back.

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[Bobbo]

Let your woody be your guy.

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[Charlie]

This is a bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie Money did take two tickets to paradise yesterday. Rest in peace. He's a goner.

[J.D.]

It was just a couple of weeks ago he came out and said he had esophageal cancer. And then just like, boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? I think by the time these people make the announcement that they're sick, they're like almost dead every time.

[J.D.]

In this case, certainly.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't think he was shaking anymore.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

What a great video.

[Charlie]

Did he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her. Her blanks were shaken. Is that what he said in the video?

[Bobbo]

She was shaking, snapping her fingers.

[J.D.]

There's the line John's talking about. Yes, that's what was said. Don't say it now. But you could say it then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Titillating, correct? Yes. Yes. And. But he did say that on MTV, on music television. They aired it to all the 8 year olds.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why was that? Okay?

[J.D.]

Yeah, it didn't want it because nobody said anything. You.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for you, Eddie. Eddie Money. You're a shock jock singer and you made it.

[J.D.]

He had a cool story. We interviewed him for the TV show years ago. He was. He came from a line of New York police officers and he was supposed to be a cop. And he kind of broke out of the Family mold, if you will, and made a success. But his family was not happy that he wanted to be a rock and roll guy. He was supposed to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did he slot. Did radio play that version of the song I'm talking about?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he said that word in that line on radio around the country and they've been playing it for decades and nobody's complaining.

[J.D.]

Nobody's ever complained. You can literally say anything legally unless someone complains.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you can cuss. It's the truth.

[J.D.]

You can.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can cuss in a song if you cover it up with music. Okay, Bob, I'll get your guitar out again.

[J.D.]

We go back to. Unless someone complains. Nowadays days, people complain about everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's your guitar, Bobbo? I've got some things I'd like to say.

[Charlie]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the tune of G. We don't.

[Bobbo]

Have to do it on this program, though.

[Charlie]

That's not a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

C and E minor is fine as well. What are the. What are the four bass chords?

[Bobbo]

GC and D. Okay. B minor fits really well. And A minor is very useful if you want to do Eagles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, D. Yodee. Yeah. You've got a 2010 Acura with the. With the window busted out. It sounds like it's pretty loud in there.

[Caller]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you smoking? Are you letting. Are you letting your vape out?

[Caller]

No, no. The windows are up. I'll just pull over if you need me to.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're good, but it's got high miles. It's 140,000 miles on a 2010 Acura TL and it's a stick shift. Is it two four door, right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a tech package? Does it have a sunroof? I mean, does it have navigation?

[Caller]

It does have nav sunroof. It does have the tech package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Tech and nav are one in the same. Our Denver listeners would like this car. This is a. They'd like the stick shift. Does it need a clutch?

[Caller]

It does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has it had one?

[Caller]

I steal the original clutch, but it worked perfectly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a five grand buyer.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you'd like to sell it for five grand and let's come to your house and pick it up with a check, go to giveme the vi n givemetheven.com and. Or just go to givemetheven.com and click location and you can whip by today and pick up a check. Whatever you want to do. Thank you. No, let's not. Let's not do that with the lady.

[Charlie]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's Bad karma. Turley. When we say B. When we say B, we're talking about the car. But when a lady selling it to us, it makes it.

[Charlie]

It sounds bad, you're saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and since I've been reprimanded so much this week, I'm more sensitive to issues.

[Charlie]

Maybe we should have the reverend in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend. Reverend Charles.

[Caller]

Hook me up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles. Reverend Charles, get over here, please. Please have a seat and sit down.

[Bobbo]

Ms. Mona Lisa gonna play. That she is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he just cuss?

[Bobbo]

Thank you, Ms. Mon.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he's gonna cuss, we need to play guitar in the background. Right?

[Bobbo]

You know, John, your plight at this time is to a great degree deserved and self introduced. If you so be to understand. You know the story. The who, the stereotype back in the day. The great Starry.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Of the sons of the first man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Adam and his old lady, Eve had two babies, okay? They were Cain and Abel. And Cain was, forgive me, Lord, a badass. He was. So we say, where I come from, Cain was a badass. We don't say it with hate. We don't say it like he was wrong. He was a badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

Now, his little brother Abel, you know, Abel to kind of like walk around, you know, like your boy, pre K? Kind of like that. A little soft. A little soft around the head, like a white wrapper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

Abel was like that. And one day, Abel tried to bow up on Kane. Kane wasn't having it none and sock him right in the jaw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby. Dayday did that to Nolan last week. My young 5 year old punched my 9 year old, my 10 year old in the nose.

[Bobbo]

Cause he did. But did he kill him?

[Charlie]

No.

[Bobbo]

See, that's what happened when Kane got socked in the eye. King socked his brother so hard and so fast to kill him dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and your point is? Where are we going with this?

[Bobbo]

And then God came, said king, you must be out your damn mind to sock your brother so hard that he died. And I'm gonna tell your daddy. I'm gonna tell your daddy. But first you get out and stay gone forever. He was chastised. God done smote him. But when it went, he did no wrong no more. That's what you should do, John Claywood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Before you get smoked by the Lord, okay? For your crimes against humanity, learn your lesson and leave Abel alone. You can be strong while you're good. Be good. What the hell are you talking about? Find the charismatic in your soul to just act good, okay? And if you be good, God's gonna Be good to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. Go ahead and let you hold the.

[Bobbo]

Dollar here, hot dollar there. Praise God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike in Nashville, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just, just, just getting a little clergy preaching to me. He's trying to straighten me up.

[Caller]

Hey, man. This first time I heard the show, I think it's insane.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it. Oh, good, good, good, good. We're trying. We're trying. We just started brand new 13 years ago, but no, we did.

[Caller]

You know, I'm not out and about this time on Saturday, so. But I'm gonna tune in now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, we just started in Nashville last Saturday. We just started in Memphis today. And a bunch of stations across this. We added 10 southern sticks across the land. Operation General Lee, Dukes of Hazard style. So you've got. Oh, yeah, you've got a 19 Tesla Model 3 with 2K on it. It needs a charge.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plug it in. So. So on the Model 3, I've had about. I bought and sold about 50 of these things. You know, they were really high in the beginning. You can't cuss. You can't cuss on the radio, boss. I know we're in the South. I know we're in the South. Maybe the FCC has different rules in Tennessee. So is it from.

[Caller]

From Boston? So that's how we talk all the time. I will tone it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is no joke. You guys, like, you guys talk to each other, not Boston, but like Philly people.

[J.D.]

Every third word is a cuss word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like they're fixing a fight.

[J.D.]

Right? Right. And even their friends in the free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, it's amazing because down there, if.

[Caller]

You talk like a bunch of lunatics.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now that you're in Tennessee, have you gotten drunk and talked like that to local Tennesseans and gotten hit in the mouth?

[Caller]

No, see, I don't. I don't want to. Those days are done for me. I'm on a different level. I've done plenty of that in my life. So I just take it easy. I just chill.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've got a. There's a four door. Okay. Night. 2019 Tesla Model 3. There's a sedan long range. There's a sedan mid range. We're talking about the battery, JD and there's a sedan standard, so there's a long range, middle range, regular range, and then there's a range plus. Do you know which one you have?

[Caller]

Yeah, I got the standard, but I have the vegan leather package along with the 19 inch, four wheels. Yeah, you like that? Vegan action.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[Caller]

One loves vegan nowadays.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Canvas seats dipped in cow.

[Caller]

I'm not making it up. It really doesn't make this up. That's what they call it.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, don't. Don't. Stop it. They really. On the sticker, it says the vegan package, so. That's funny, but I like that.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, this is all online. I bought it all online, and I just went and picked it up. Crazy. I was so skeptical at first, but, you know, it's. It's a tight process spinning out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need the VIN number to make sure I'm on the right car, but I think It's a upper 30s. Like a $38,000 car. I think I'm basing it off the ones I've had.

[Caller]

Yeah, but you want the VIN right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. Go to. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Actually, the VIN's so important to me, I named the company after it. Givemethevin.com we'll load it up. We can pick it up at your place in Nashville or Memphis or anybody in the listening area. And. And we will. Oh, we're fixed to lose D.C. damn it. Hey, Mike, I gotta go, but. Yeah, go to givemetheven.com. big 100 listeners, we're fixing to lose you in 45 seconds because you're on a different time zone than the rest. And you can go to john claywolf.com and click listen live and we'll stream the next. How many. What do we got, another two hours left? That's right. These damn time zones. And good morning, Las Vegas and good morning, Bakersfield, and obviously Denver, Colorado, and ETC. Is an hour behind us. The Bakersfield tape delays us, right? Bob O. Is supposed to know these things. He knows nothing. It's all good. Whatever happens, it's happening.

[Bobbo]

Of course they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's a long hell of way from here. And we still have pickup people in Bakersfield. We have an office in Las Vegas. We got a check printer on Sahara. Drive right on across from CarMax. You can walk out of CarMax. Show us your offer, we'll bust you a check for either 100 if we don't beat it or the amount of the car. And that goes for everybody. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for 100. My name is John Clay Wolf, and we buy cars on the radio. Scott and Phoenix, you're next. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

If it's new car time, give me the vin.com reminds you that buying smart always means getting the best offer for your current vehicle. Don't haggle for hours with retailers or deal with low balling strangers from Craigslist when it's as easy as logging in, entering your VIN number in a fixer or two, and getting your best offer fast. Because smart sellers make smart shoppers. And if we can't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you 100 bucks. Got it? Good. Sell us your car. So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf losing two in one week. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's more of an advanced technique now.

[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is DJ Prek?

[Charlie]

He's getting his Cadillac fix.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally.

[Charlie]

That's what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

We raised $1500 on a GoFundMe account so DJ Pre K could pimp his ride. And it's a year later. She's actually going to do it.

[Charlie]

I got 100 bucks. As he's just doing nothing but sitting on his ass at home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then we're going to steal his car. Pretty much we're going to do something to him. But I. I got your. I can't cover your 100 bucks because I agree with you. Brad. Good morning, Brad. Good, good, good. It says you're from We.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Caller]

Baton Rouge, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[Caller]

But nothing. Y' all are having problems with 98. 1. The eagle and I would always switch over to 92.3. And they're not. They're not playing y' all today. They're out of New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not playing us today. Well, we're on a new New Orleans station. The Bayou? Is that what it's called? Yeah, yeah. We changed stations in New Orleans to a bigger station. And that's why.

[Caller]

Okay. Down there in the bayou. Both of them boys done got arrested at the Walmart, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. It says you listen to the podcast all week on the note here. Are you a podcast player?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Yeah, no, I drive for a living, so I listen to y' all all day, every day, pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I love to hear that, Brad.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for coming.

[Caller]

Frequent stops.

[J.D.]

Could you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could you imagine if they just let us say what we really want to say? Be fun. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Get Ed in here. I gotta talk to Ed. Ed, here, he comes from the Bronx.

[Bobbo]

Brooklyn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brooklyn. What's the difference between the Bronx and Brooklyn.

[Bobbo]

Oh, we're smarter in Brooklyn. The Bronx people are stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, keep it simple. So I'm looking. We have 20 phone lines in the studio. And I was trying to see if the. What happens when it's full, where it goes and what I realized. So I called already during the commercial break. I called 800-800-RODE, and it rang, rang, rang, rang, rang. And then you answered the phone and it was me on the other end and you answered the phone like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Well, I was trying to have my. I'm trying to have my cupcake, John. My cupcake. I gotta have my cupcake.

[John Clay Wolf]

When my, my listeners or customers call, you answer the phone. Yeah, yeah. What do you want?

[Charlie]

What are you doing?

[Bobbo]

What do you want?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you thinking? Ed, why are you always getting in trouble?

[Bobbo]

I love trouble, first of all.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like it. Mm.

[Bobbo]

I love trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you answered the [e-mail] downstairs in the buyer's room and you answered it like that, what were you thinking?

[Bobbo]

Well, it comes off more natural when you call somebody in the morning time. You know, they're just waking up, having a cupcake, coffee, cigarette, perhaps?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, so it just makes everybody more comfortable when they call on in. Oh, this is a normal person, not some crazy company, you know, that has an Indian that's in another country tree answering the phone. That's all you know. He's an American, a true American.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your real. I mean, Puerto Rico's America. Are you, are you 100% Puerto Rican or half?

[Bobbo]

I am 100% Puerto Rican. Born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, of course, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, can I ask a favor of you? And I appreciate your creativity and salesmanship theory that the people will respond better to you when you answer the phone at the company with a full mouth and like you're put out. But I'd appreciate you at least saying, you know, give me the vin. Good morning. Something like that.

[Bobbo]

I'll try to. Sometimes I abbreviate gmtv. How can I help you today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, that works. I mean, what happened there? Why didn't you do that?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. I don't know what happened. Like I said at that moment, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, who's your manager?

[Bobbo]

Kyle. Kyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle. Okay, well, I'm going to talk to Kyle about phone training for his people so that they learn how to answer the. The telephone in a half ass decent manner. Is that okay?

[Bobbo]

That's good with me, John. I'm still here on the job.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll call IT project, Ed. Yeah. All right. Thank you, Ed. Now get the hell out of here and go back to work. Thank you. Go buy some cars. What do you want?

[Bobbo]

Hey. Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

It sound like a jerky, boys? Yeah. Is this the Egyptian magician?

[Bobbo]

Max? Jerry Bail Buns Curtis in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

You there? We haven't jacked with Oklahoma all day.

[Bobbo]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

We get a lot of our material from your neck of the woods, by the way. 2012. Is it a Cummins? Is it a Cummins?

[Caller]

Yep. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's an automatic, and it's a tradesman. Does it have rubber floors or carpet floors? Carpet floors. Does it have a chrome grill or a black grill?

[Caller]

Chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chrome. Okay, so it looks like an slt, but it's a tradesman. So it's got a power seat on the driver's side and manual seat on the passenger side. And if you look above the glove box where the airbag would normally be, it's got that slot right below the airbag where you can put your gloves and your chewing tobacco. Correct. Okay. Twenty, twelve, hundred thousand miles average, rough or clean. And it's clean and it is long. Better. Short. Wake up. Wake up. Talk to us. Curtis, it sounds like you're dozing off. You're making me sleepy. Come on. We're on national radio. Do a good showing for your state. Wake up. All right, Curtis, I think it's worth. Does 22 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Oh, more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you. Sounds like I'm pretty damn close. Here's what you need to do. I see it's lifted. So that might knock us over the edge. Take pictures of it. Go to. Give me the VIN. And that goes for anybody. Go to givemetheven.com. load the car, and it takes 45 seconds. No joke. Take some pictures of the car first, then go to givemetheven.com. you can put in the license plate number if you want to skip the VIN input. It goes, it'll decode it. Boom, boom, boom. Load it up and say payoff is this. And we will rebid it and we will try to get it bought and get you out of your loan. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio.

[Charlie]

JD what were you doing over there on your phone?

[J.D.]

I was just putting someone's phone number in who was a sales director for the Bayou. He wants me to have direct contact with him in case I need it in the future.

[Charlie]

Or were you counting your calories again?

[J.D.]

I'm well. Okay.

[Charlie]

Another. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Nothing wrong with my diet. Leave my diets alone. So this is. This is not a diet. This is a lifestyle. First of all, it's the keto. I'm doing another jd. It's not another JD diet.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lifestyle. Speaking of lifestyle, are you.

[J.D.]

Lifestyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you still in that swinger lifestyle, or is it coming on?

[J.D.]

That was sort of a phase I went through for about a decade. So not really the most.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most women. Like, it's weird when you.

[J.D.]

When. When you're in that time in your life, you find women that are open to that for some whatever reason. I couldn't. I can't explain it, but they're, for.

[John Clay Wolf]

A while, drug addicts, hanging out together, I guess.

[J.D.]

So maybe everybody I found, everybody I dated was sort of like, oh, really? I think you find women in their 30s and 40s. That's their adventurous time. They know that's their window. So if they're gonna get crazy, they've come out of a relationship, out of their first, you know, marriage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marriage, which sucks. So you. You prey on sad moms that have been left.

[J.D.]

You just find them at their. At their time when they're ready to do something.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a predator. You're a sexual predator.

[J.D.]

God, not even close. You just find some people that are ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Find some women that are whacked out on Valium that have been left by their husbands that need some money. And you promise to make a car payment if they'll swing with you.

[J.D.]

Not at all.

[Charlie]

How do you find these?

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty.

[Bobbo]

You won't believe the things you'll do for decent company. He is the great cougar hunter.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's the Australian man. Australian man. Good morning, Australia.

[Bobbo]

Going out to Arizona, see if I can shoot me a puma.

[J.D.]

Puma.

[Bobbo]

The great cougar hunter. Now, the mountain lion is totally ruthless predator in its natural habitat.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's J.D. he's a mountain lion.

[Bobbo]

So this is a really bad idea.

[J.D.]

I was in my 40s as well. So you just found women in their late 30s, 40s, and that's their time. Because they know the time. The clock's ticking, and this is their time to have adventure. And they do it. And they hate their first husband and they want to get out, do everything that he wanted her to do, but she wouldn't do.

[Bobbo]

And they're huge. Look at their thighs on that cougar. You better pick a larger caliber, my friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

A larger caliber to get the cougar. Okay.

[Bobbo]

It's one giant female. Love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7. 2. Well, hell, we're banked out. Just go to givemetheven.com George and Houston, an 18 Wrangler, Ruby Hardtop, black navigation, leather.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm assuming it's a four door. There's still some people that buy two doors. Which one did you get?

[Caller]

It's the four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Black. And is it lifted or stock?

[Caller]

It's stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a Wrangler Unlimited V6 Rubicon, black with leather. Hard top. Correct?

[Caller]

Yes, hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

A little bit over 4,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, great. Miles. See, the rebates just came out on those in that damn JKG is. Slowed them down too. I mean they. Not the jk. What do you call. What's the truck called?

[Charlie]

Is it like a Renegade, right, the jl?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's not the kl jlr.

[Bobbo]

I think driving the guy ale.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Gail. It's our news port utility.

[Bobbo]

The all new Renegade Gaia.

[J.D.]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 35,000, 36,000.

[Caller]

36.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm. I may give a little more than that. Go to givemetheven.com and shoot me some photos. Let me see. But I want to buy it. Where are you located?

[Caller]

I can do that. Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can go to John Clay. Wait, no. Give me the vin.com and click Locations in the. We have a location in Spring, Texas that's got a guy there right now that's got a check printer and he can pay for it. If you have a clear title, if you have a payoff, which you probably do on an 18, we would have to make the payoff through your bank and you would have to pay us the difference or we pay you the difference between the loan amount. Got it. That's a slangy, tacky term that I use in the auction lanes when I'm hollering and getting excited for new listeners. We sell all these cars at auction every week. And we went on some. It's really just sports betting.

[J.D.]

Just gamble on every car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Just gambling your. Your head off on every once in a week. Keith Richards, are you here with us?

[Bobbo]

I'll be rolling in general.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

I wonder what that smell was. Alvin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Walter, we've just got a few seconds left. How's the tour going, Keith?

[Bobbo]

It's great. Yeah, it's over, but it's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it over? Over? I. I didn't know it was over.

[Bobbo]

It's been over. We got to make up some dates from when Mick was sick. Yeah, he's a sick Mick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Can you take us out?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'll Take you out.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Take me out.

[Bobbo]

You want to have for dinner be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beam me up, Scotty.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with little zone play wolf on the other side. Children, don't go away.

[Hannah]

I know your name is.

[Caller]

Smelling sweeter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Since when I saw you down on the floor.

[Show Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Voice]

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[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

John Bolton is out. He's now the third national security advisor to leave the this administration.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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Now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, this is an old MTV tune. Sure is pretty mellow. Hey, housekeeping items before we keep going, especially in the south. Mainly in the South. Tennessee ish. Because all the cars will be coming back to Nashville more than likely. Transporters don't go tojobs that givemetheven.com and say I wanted to be a driver. And don't ask if I can buy you a truck. I need car haulers, guys with three and four car trailers. If you have friends that, if you're listening, you have a friend that does that, please have them go to jobsivemetheven.com we need to hire more transporters to pick up customer cars at their homes, in their offices in Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, etc. So jobs, give me the ven.com it pays well. We've got a lot of them already. We've got the network, we got it all figured out. And if you would like extra work or you have a friend that would want to do that or if you thought about if you got a dually and you want to get in the car hauling business, go buy a trailer. We'll make a vendor out of you. Enough of that. Rush Limbaugh. Rush, get him up here. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio's the call in number from Florida.

[Charlie]

Wake up.

[Bobbo]

He's awake. John, is that you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes. We talked to you earlier.

[Bobbo]

Are you. I am awake.

[Charlie]

What's.

[Bobbo]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just. You know, the Marconi Awards are coming out, which is the. Basically, the Emmys.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God. That's a big. That's a big deal. The Marconi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever wondered.

[Bobbo]

No, but screw them.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I've heard you say in your program that you're the greatest broadcaster that's ever lived.

[Bobbo]

Well, it stands to reason. The Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Well, you can't see it, but I guarantee I've got a golden microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did. Did Stern ever wear it? One of Marconi? I have no idea. Stern who? Howard Stern.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I don't know. I don't listen to other guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know Don Imus did.

[J.D.]

Do you even listen to yourself? Because you've actually won a Marconi five times.

[Bobbo]

No, I really. I really actually. I just. You know, I show up. It's just my job, five days a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

In 1992.

[John Clay Wolf]

Science.

[Bobbo]

I don't understand.

[J.D.]

2000, 2005 and 2014.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you won one in 14 rest. Were you so high you don't remember it?

[Bobbo]

I wasn't aware. Five of them, no one told me. But listen, I come in, I sit down, I do a little prep, look at my sheets, circle the things I'm gonna talk about, do the show and go home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, actually, you're already home. Your studio's in your home.

[Bobbo]

How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty nice. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Marconi's ass. I'm not here for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got another guy in here that here for that. He says he's a better broadcaster than you. John boy, are you there, boy?

[J.D.]

John Boy and Billy Fame.

[Bobbo]

Hey, I'm gonna tell you right now, man, y' all is John Boy Billy all time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent.

[Bobbo]

Cause we're badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you won a Marconi?

[Bobbo]

Hell, I don't know what that is. That may be the wrong question to somebody with no research. John, are you. Well, I mean, have you won a Marconi?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not.

[Bobbo]

You're the right man to ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cause, you know, I've never been a. I don't know.

[Charlie]

Calm down.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's the barbecue sauce business?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, it's a real good sauce. I'll tell you what we eat Brown sugar bourbon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, that oak cask whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Bobbo]

I mean, the perfect tasting for pork or chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about. Are you gonna watch the NASCAR this weekend?

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't use it on Crab meat. I wouldn't use it on crab meat. No crab meat. That would be no good. Oh, hell yeah. Watch the race. Get down there. Camp down at 10. Ever since Friday night at 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey.

[Bobbo]

They got red Beth f Enemies out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that how they stay up all weekend long?

[Bobbo]

Man, I can't wait till Billy sees this. He's gonna go off again. Last time we lost Billy. You got that red speed out Charlotte. Yep. Took his act of God to get him back. He's up for seven days.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a joke. This is a parody. Calm down.

[Bobbo]

No, it ain't neither. It's true, man. Billy was strung plumb out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think if John. I can hear the list roasters now because we're on a lot of John Boy and Billy stations. So when they complain to them.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that they've made a living out of making fun of people and doing impersonations. So I hope they have a good attitude about a little roasting.

[Bobbo]

That's because we're good at it, man. Y' all suck. God. 4 billion is the way it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you forever. Oh, my God. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

So as you can see. I think not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I want to hear about Eddie Murphy coming to America. Take two.

[Bobbo]

Eddie's been out talking a lot. You know, we had him talking on the show last week. He's been out talking up the sequel to coming to America, and he said lots of stuff about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have the clip?

[Bobbo]

It's called. It's labeled C2A characters. Yes, we do. Randy Watson, who's who, and the band sexual chocolate will be in this new country and those barbers and some new characters. And it's gonna be really funny and beautiful.

[Charlie]

Sexual chocolate.

[Bobbo]

Beautiful sexual chocolate. Now here's the good part. Coming to America 2 doesn't come out until December of 2020.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

Whoa. So he's talking it up a little early.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was part of the contract agreement, I'm sure. And Eddie Murphy's claiming to do a stand up comedian tour, which I will definitely attend next year. Yeah, I'm going to see Lenny Kravitz tonight.

[Bobbo]

Are you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's great.

[Bobbo]

He's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just awesome. He's underrated. Where's he underplayed?

[Bobbo]

He's out in Grand Prairie at the. Whatever they're calling that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's that? Is that in Mississippi?

[Bobbo]

No, Grand Prix.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's in California. Oh, no, that's in Dallas. Gotcha. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

He's out in Grand Prairie, Texas. Charlie. Charlie asked me.

[Charlie]

I'm just curious where he's playing.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's one of those. I did know. Charlie, have you ever wanted Marconi?

[Charlie]

Have you, Bobbo?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got to go to Vegas next week for the iHeartradio Music Awards and then spend some time in the office out there. I haven't been to our Vegas office in a long time. Rusty Zane. Y' all been holding it down tight. Our own Freddie Woods. He took a job back at the Hustler Club. He's a strip club DJ once again.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been. Have you ever been to the Hustler Club in Vegas? Go.

[Bobbo]

Ready, Go.

[Charlie]

No, not the Hustle Club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Charlie]

Spearman Rhino. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the place?

[Charlie]

Yes. Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably ought to send JD out there for some undercover investigation. Yes. Right up your end of the deal. Oh, we've got 50 seconds left. That's not much. Catch me outside. Girl gives David Spade a super nice gift. How long is that?

[Bobbo]

It's pretty short. You should know, she's a rapper, and she actually won, like, a gold record for her Flip Flop song that she did, and David Spade was in her video, so she gave David Spade a special award.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Cash the weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Danielle, you. You have something you want to do, right? Okay. I want to give you this platinum record because you helped me get the video youtuber5.

[Commercial Voice]

That's very sweet.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[J.D.]

That was.

[Charlie]

That was really a team effort.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had as much to do with.

[J.D.]

It as I did.

[Charlie]

Thanks for letting me be in the video.

[John Clay Wolf]

And to show you your appreciation.

[Charlie]

Look at this. I'm going to give you a very.

[John Clay Wolf]

Special Joe Dirt wig.

[Bobbo]

Hey, I wish I had a Joe Dirt wig, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does John Clay Wolf have symptoms of Tourette's? Well, that's scary. Let's. Let's investigate that. I want to hear y'. All's. So y' all think I'm slipping a little bit.

[Bobbo]

People who listen to this show for a long time have. Have asked a lot of different times, and we just. We've got a clip for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're coming up next. All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Cleveland by Cars in the air for givemetheven.com that's givemetheven.com if we don't beat a Carmax off, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks.

[Show Announcer]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this.

[Commercial Voice]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

We're back.

[Show Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. call in 800-800-RONIO now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you love her?

[Bobbo]

Manly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Denise. Hello, hello and welcome to Moviefone. What you got, honey?

[Caller]

I. I heard you mention Lenny Kravitz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And I just saw him Thursday night in Nashville.

[John Clay Wolf]

How was it?

[Caller]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he have an opener?

[Caller]

He is. No, he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember?

[Caller]

It was a half hour late, but it was okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember what time he started? Because they never start right. And I like. I don't want to sit around forever, but I want to see.

[Caller]

Yeah, it was supposed to start at 7:30 and it was probably about 8:10 when he came on. But okay, it was worth the wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if he did that there, he does it everywhere. So I'm gonna aim for 7:40 and that'll give me time to get a good cold beer and get seated and get comfy.

[Charlie]

Get right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, gotta get right.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Caller]

16. I had a 16 daiquiri. So I was like, whoa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that guy's good, man. He's underrated. He's underrated. He's. He's one of the greatest.

[Caller]

I mean, his vocals were just amazing. I mean, it sound like you're listening to a cd. I mean, you know, some people are not good live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's. You'll enjoy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The whole Lisa Benet thing was kind of weird, but nonetheless.

[Caller]

Yeah, but she's one lucky broad, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[Caller]

Jason Momoa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right.

[Caller]

I hate her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that weird? What does she have? Magic something?

[Caller]

I mean, I. I don't know, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Michael in Dallas. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What you got?

[Caller]

09 Lexus LX 570 with 192, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just getting broke in, huh?

[Caller]

It is, man. It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

The gas is getting. I've had it since 2013.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It was a one owner before me. I got it with 30, 000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have a clear title. I take it. And you want to sell it. Are you ready to sell it?

[Show Announcer]

I'm ready to sell it.

[Caller]

Yeah. The gas is getting me and my job's getting me back and forth from Parker to Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we make a deal, are you ready to do it? Like when do you want to do the transaction?

[Caller]

I could do it in the next few days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

By Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll do it then. Does 13 grand buy it? Should 200,000 mile 10 year old car. I mean. I mean I'm hitting it right the in the mouth and like making his nose bleed, I think making it cry.

[Caller]

Yeah. I. I had got actually an offer for quite a bit more at Sewell for a trade in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, you know that. Do you. Do you want to buy their car or do you just want to sell yours?

[Caller]

I'm looking to get something different. Gas mileage. Just get me, man. Got the worst gas mileage. It's a great car and it's here how it does depreciate much more.

[John Clay Wolf]

They over allow on trade ins quite a bit and make the numbers look the way you want them to look. And that's what people's trigger is, is what theirs is. So they can overcharge for theirs and overpay for yours to make you happy. So it's hard when you're looking at the. What did they. What did they show you on trade in.

[Caller]

17:5?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's a lot.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a sticker. Do this. Load it into givemetheven.com. it might be really pretty. What color is it? Gray.

[Caller]

See that, that dark gray with.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I'd write you a check for. If I'd write you. Hang on. I got to get going. If I'd write you a check for 175 and you didn't have to buy my car because I don't sell cars to the public. If I just give you a check for 17 5, would you sell it?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then it's sold.

[Caller]

Do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Tell them I bought it on the radio from you for 17,500. Done.

[Bobbo]

Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it, Turley. I had a shipper car that I could have ripped and Made some money on and they had to screw it up.

[Charlie]

You just have to give the real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Money, that's more than the real money. And they over allowed pricks. I love you guys at se. I'm sorry, you just. I mean, you're not supposed to have to pay 17.5for a 200,000mile 09 Lexus from 2013. And let's hope like hell the African export market is still rolling. It's not African, it's Russian by the time. I mean, those things change, man. They're fickle. Yeah, they don't know either. We'll see. Anyway, we bought the car. We're either right or wrong. Like I said, jd, I'm a sports gambler.

[J.D.]

You are?

[Charlie]

Do you want to hear some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Dan in Louisiana. Good morning. Thanks.

[Caller]

How you doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What you got?

[Caller]

I just wanted. Well, I had. I stole my truck to you guys this past week and I had a really great experience and I just wanted to call and tell you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was your. Who was your guy that you dealt with?

[Caller]

Kyle. Kyle and Laura.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle has worked with me since 2000 and. No, 1999.

[Charlie]

No, no, it's a different Kyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, different Kyle. Manager. Kyle's been with me since 99.

[Charlie]

This is Kyle Wells.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Kyle Wells. Yeah, he's worked here for three years. Hey, that guy is a full blown master Jiu jitsu, triple black belt. The work like you kick Bruce Lee's ass.

[Charlie]

Yeah, and he the calmest, nicest guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's typical when you're walking around with a 357 in your bicep. You can do that. Thank you. 800. 817. Okay. People are asking about Tourette's, so I want to hear. Wants to comment on my Tourette's. Brent Carrollton, good morning.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Do you think I have Tourette's?

[Caller]

Well, no, I don't. But one day I was listening to you and there was an older car with 200,000 miles on it and you went berserk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And I just. I just laughed my ass off on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's just. That's just being a weird, weird emotional person. I don't think that that's the definition of Tourette's. Well, listen to that.

[Charlie]

You want to hear this?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna put you on hold here. Let's hear what they're. They have some samples of my disability as they're trying to claim. Let's see what they got. Okay. 14 buck and a half on the clock. Everything's straight. I'm just bidding it as a straight rig. This doesn't need body damage, etc. Etc. 16 grand. 14 grand. It's 15 grand. 15.

[Charlie]

5.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, definitely, definitely that.

[Charlie]

I mean, what is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was buying time. Well, I'm thinking. I'm. I've got a Rolodex. Imagine. You know what I'm really doing? What I'm really doing. Like back before the computers and we use those books, black book, yellow book, all the book. And you flip through these pages real fast to get your mark. I'm. I'm like rolling. That's in my brain. I'm just flying through pages, getting to the mark I got. I've got to find the mark. I've got to find a mark that I believe in of a market value and then bend that guitar string up or down, depending on the miles and the condition.

[J.D.]

Makes sense. I mean, you gotta make some noise while you're doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could come up.

[Bobbo]

That's what they all say, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could come. I mean, what, what? You, you laugh at me and do this Rain man impersonation. I mean, what's he doing? He's doing the same thing.

[Charlie]

Yeah, definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's sitting there. Definitely, definitely, definitely. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's just rolling it through his head.

[J.D.]

He's got a condition. Definitely.

[Bobbo]

Wner time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandt, do you think I have a condition?

[Caller]

I'm not sure about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, he. Maybe, maybe not. Well, if I do, could I apply for disability? Yes. Yeah, yeah, definitely disability. Next on the main stage, it's that one arm stripper disability, everybody. It's the one you came for.

[Bobbo]

He's got great eyes. Great eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Bobbo, we've got three strip club DJs in our layer. We've got Strip Club DJ, the Strip Club DJ from Lafayette, Louisiana, we have you. Who was a Strip Club DJ for how long?

[Bobbo]

In the. Nine months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine months. And we have Freddie woods, who's now the strip club DJ at the Hustler Club in Las Vegas. What kind of money these guys make?

[Bobbo]

I don't think there's a lot of money in it.

[J.D.]

I bet there is in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do the strippers have to pay them?

[Charlie]

Why don't we ask?

[Bobbo]

They have to tip out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah, come here. Hannah. Hannah. Hannah.

[J.D.]

Our in house stripper, she know what the DJs make? She makes a ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, boys. What are you doing?

[Hannah]

Talking about Las Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Las Vegas. We're talking about the DJs that you that spin the hits for you.

[Hannah]

Oh, yeah, they're nice guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you pay them?

[Hannah]

I wouldn't date one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what if he's good looking, what not?

[Hannah]

We can hang out, play pool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you pay him?

[Hannah]

Yeah, everybody tips out the dj.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how does it work? What's the math? What's the menu?

[Hannah]

At the end of the night or whenever you decide, the club owner tells you how much it's about and you get the dollars out of your G string and you give them to the DJ and you give out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the bartender also.

[Hannah]

Sometimes the bartender, sometimes you can do the bartender a lot of good if you get men to buy your drinks. Okay, but they're virgin drinks. They're not really drinks. So you get like a screwdriver. It's just orange to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's say this. You make a thousand dollars in a night. What percent do you pay to the DJ and what percent you pay the bartender?

[Caller]

A thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not enough. Well, okay, in your work.

[Bobbo]

That'S not.

[Hannah]

A lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let's say you make 10,000 on the night. Since you're Ms. Pro Corvette driving strip girl with the triangle tan lines, Mama's bringing in the. The biggest. Okay, so what do you have to pay these guys?

[Hannah]

About like 150 to the DJ?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Hannah]

I know chump change. And then maybe the bartender, like, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, 200 out of 10,000. Yeah, and then they don't know you make 10,000. So this guy was explaining to me that owns these clubs, they rent them, you have to pay them like a salon in his place. You, like, pay a fee to be there, your house fee. Right. So they don't. They don't take tips, they just take a flat. Like you're renting your space in their space for that night. Is that correct?

[Hannah]

Kind of like. But it's the same spaces. You do a side stage, bar stage, main stage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, break.

[Hannah]

During your break, you sit at a table with a guy, order a couple of drinks things and show your boobies. And then you go back to the side stage, bar stage, main stage. It's beautiful. It's a great way to make a living. DJ Ryan, he comes to see me all the time.

[J.D.]

I do not ever come to see you when it's JD if you see if I came to see, you'd know my name.

[Hannah]

He loves to come see me.

[J.D.]

I never see.

[Hannah]

Look at my boobies. Oh, my God, so cute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what are the famous legs? Last words, y', all, throughout. Come see me, come see me. When are you gonna come see Me, right.

[Hannah]

Come see me.

[J.D.]

I know, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why do you lie to people until we're gonna meet them at the waffle house after the show.

[Hannah]

I don't have any fun if you don't come see me. We can go have waffles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Waffles. And you never show.

[Hannah]

I have a good time. Just wait for me to close in time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never show.

[Hannah]

I always show. The first guy kissed me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Chris in baton rouge, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. 2010 Chevrolet Silverado. Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Gas. Six zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long bed or short bed?

[Caller]

Long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

And leather. Cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth. Long bed. Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive. Lee 71.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a three quarter ton, right?

[Caller]

Three quarter ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you buy new.

[Caller]

Now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Second hand crew cab or extended cab?

[Caller]

Extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Extended cab. And it's a. It's a. Hang on. I'm going to get it. It's how many miles? 65,000 miles in black Dallas. I'm fixing to lose you. Houston, fix to lose you. Go to john claywolf dot com. Anybody that loses us in this next hour on on the air, go to john claywolf.com and you can stream our number five. That's coming up. Okay, I'm gonna bid this car real quick. It's got 60,000 miles and it's a gas. It's a gas. It's a gas. It's a gas. It's a gas. It's a gas. It's a gas. It's 16, 17. 13,000 bucks. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Go to give me. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. That goes for anyone else. Just go to give me the v I n givemetheven.com the computer will immediately give you a cash offer and it takes 45 seconds. A buyer will text your email you and say, what do you want to do? We'll line it all up, get a check, come to your house, pick it up, bada bing, bada boom. And if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for 100. Bill, my name is john clay wolf. You can Stream our number five@john claywolf.com and there's other stations that carry hour number five. It's just a time zone thing. We'll be back on some sticks in a minute. Others we won't. See you in a minute.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time to for the John Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo]

My boy get got crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You talking to me?

[Show Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800-800-Radio 1, 800800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those rivers cross, buddy. I should go. I know I should go. I think you should stay.

[Bobbo]

Where you gonna go?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sleepy. Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy.

[Bobbo]

You're sleepy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jared. What's up? Nashville, Tennessee?

[Caller]

Hey. Yeah, I got a vehicle I'd like to sail.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What is it?

[Caller]

It's a 2014 GMC Sierra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's got, it's got leather and.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

22,800.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a, it's a 14 and it's a half ton, right?

[Caller]

Yeah. Soon it's got, it's got an option. See, I put some extras on the tonneau cover and it's got a flip up ball in the bed and.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it is a half ton, not a three quarter ton. So you put a gooseneck on a half ton. Okay.

[Caller]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Extended cab or crew? Cab.

[Caller]

It's. It's just extended cab. It's not, not the larger cab, but I guess that's extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it doesn't have full four doors. It's got two doors. Two full doors and two short doors.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That open backwards. Okay, Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Now they open. They. Beg pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

They open. So it's the non. So it, they open the correct way, but it's a short version. There were like three. I understand what you're talking about. It's the short, it's the short cab. Four door. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive. Alrighty. And it's. But I don't know how to. It's the double cab. So is it a SLE or slt? Slt T. You said leather or cloth?

[Bobbo]

Leather.

[Caller]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, got it. Now I'm with you. And it's not a 6.2 liter, is it? It's the 5.7.

[Caller]

5.7, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. It's got 20,000 miles on it. Does 20.

[Caller]

20, 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

22,000.

[Caller]

22,800 something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does $22,800. Buy it, because that's about exactly what it's worth.

[Caller]

No, I just wear it out myself while I said it for that. I mean, it's still a new truck, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I hear you. It's just, it's a 14, so the 20s are out six year old trucks. But it's got great miles. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

You know, I, I Wouldn't take no less than 35, you know, and I know, I know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we have, we have. We have a 2020 new body style. The new, new, new body style truck like that that we just gave 44 and we sold it for 38 because we paid too much. And it's a two wheel drive. It's a two wheel drive, but I mean, I can't squeeze that out of that. But thank you so much for calling. I'm glad you listen to the show out there in Nashville. How do you like.

[Caller]

Yes, sure appreciate your time, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Yeah, that is what we call the little old man's truck. So you've got it. You've got an older truck. Not old, but older with no miles on it.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tonneau cover painted to match. Might have some running boards on it. It's just good. It's a good one. I mean, but he's. He's in the stratosphere on his thinking, hell, that might be what he paid for it, maybe.

[Bobbo]

So that's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he'll bounce around if he really wants to sell it and then, you know, come down to the money and we'll be the high bidder at the end. That's how that works. But when someone's out in the stratosphere, you just gotta let them bounce around and get. Get educated.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dan, Good morning. You're there.

[Caller]

Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clay.

[Caller]

How are you, buddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. What city you be in?

[Caller]

I'm in Springtown, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Home of speed in cops.

[Caller]

Absolutely. It's a speed trap here, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

09F.

[Caller]

I just want to say hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I love your show. Yeah, let's see. Every Saturday I got an old F150, very clean truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I see. I got 09 F150 XLT, four wheel drive, 185, 000 miles. Cloth.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

$8,000 what it's worth if it's nice.

[Caller]

It is nice. And we're talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go, go to give me the vin.com and load it up. We'll try to get a bot. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hey, I'm doing the celebrity cutting. I guess that we're on enough stations now that they consider me a celebrity, which is fun. Oh, hey, Bob. Nothing like talking on the cell phone while you're on the air across the country. Why don't you just put it on for all of us to hear?

[J.D.]

Hey, done. I'm on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, listen. Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. Okay, anyway, y' all do your thing. Carried is who's putting on this horse event.

[J.D.]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's in the middle of the futurity. And I told them that I would tell people about their organization because they do a lot of good things.

[Bobbo]

What did they do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me read through this and then I'll put my own spin on it for the future. Carity is a very unique in that. Carity is very unique in that there's no development staff and runs with very little red tape or overhead translation. They're not scraping the money. The money's going straight to the people. And I met these ladies and that's for sure. Real funds go to provide direct patient services, mammograms, diagnostic mammograms, biopsies, surgeries that provided for more than 7,600 of these services in 2018. Save lives and give cancer patients hope. Funds stay in their local community. Caridi works with physicians to provide direct patient care. Care with the help of the physicians, gets patients into clinical trials when needed. Available in the celebrity cutting. The carroty celebrity cutting is December 6th and that is also a fundraiser event. I will be in there competing against all the other B list celebrities.

[J.D.]

B list.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how do you. Tanya Tucker and her daughters.

[Bobbo]

Tanya.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not. I'm not.

[J.D.]

How do they. How do they make.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably need to cut that out before you send it to them.

[J.D.]

Do we support. Do you. How do we. How do they make money?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Oh, how they make Money that you text 243725, text to 243725 and enter the word hope. Or skip that and just go to Carity C a R E I t y carity.org and that's what that is.

[J.D.]

Like the word care with I T. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And we'll be there Saturday night, December 6th for this big event and party and they have some big band playing and even practicing. Beat the hell out of Bob's Kingsley. That's my. That's my goal. Bob Kingsley. Bob Kingsley, everybody.

[J.D.]

American Country Countdown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's me versus Bob. Celebrity death match. He's 79 years old, Bobo. If I can't kick his ass, I need to quit.

[Bobbo]

He can ride that horse, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have been practicing. I've been. I've been practicing one to two times a week and I'm getting over the soreness and it's fun to. I need something to do in the place that I'm doing it.

[J.D.]

You need something to do. You're the busiest man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something outside of that. Something non business to do. Hours you have left, right? I've been enjoying it, but it's really good workout, as silly as it sounds. And I haven't fallen off yet.

[J.D.]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hurt my back once, but that's okay. Happens. But no, I. I've really been enjoying the hell out of it. Getting back into cutting horse spent a long time. 800-800-7234. But yeah, go to Carity and I'll keep talking about this thing and hope to see some of you guys at the event at Will Rogers event Center in Fort Worth, Texas on December 6th.

[J.D.]

Since you're doing it. How much of that's the rider? I've always wondered at how much of that's the horse. The horse knows a lot of it. But are you just riding? Are you hanging on?

[Bobbo]

Are you actually directing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're definitely. I mean, once you get into the zone, there's a moment of 40 seconds that the horse takes over, but you still have to control movement. Your feet.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yet you drop your reins below the saddle horn and you have to have your hand on the saddle horn. When you take your hand off the saddle horn, the judges stop scoring. Oh, and if you pick the reins up, the judges stop scoring. But once you're down, that horse has to do all the work. And if they see you controlling the horse with the reins, they'll deduct points. You can work your feet.

[J.D.]

So it is the horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little dressages there? Yeah, there's a lot of horse, but a lot of riders to get. You got to get the horse the right spot and, and, and it's, it's, it's fun. I'm enjoying the slight fun.

[J.D.]

I've always loved to watch it.

[Charlie]

So whose horse are you using?

[John Clay Wolf]

Adon Benuelos. He's a. The hottest trainer on the market right now. I'm really lucky to have come in contact with him through my dad, of all people.

[Bobbo]

What's the horse's name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's a bunch of different that. They've got me. They've got me riding a rag doll right now.

[Bobbo]

Now, a horse with no name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I, I have it right. Turn back horse is the name of my horse right now.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Really Turn back.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, well, it's that old damn turnback horse, which means it's, it's just a workhorse and he's not a badass cutter. And he's making me work real hard to get better and chuck's like. And Don's like, if you, you know, we don't want you on a good horse. They want to get me better first.

[J.D.]

Make you better.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that when I get on a good horse, they said, you want to win this, right? That's what you're doing. I said, damn right. I mean, if we're going to be a bear, we're going to be a grizzly. So. So he's trying to get me good. Most of the people that do the celebrity cutting, they warm them up for a week, stick them on a horse that's good. Get them where they won't fall off, and that's really it. But I want to beat Bob Kingsley.

[J.D.]

You can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I can do it. And Bob's a professional cutter. Oh, is he?

[Charlie]

Yeah. I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's on more stations than we are. So I'm going to have something to prove. I'm going to get as drunk as Tanya Tucker beat Bob Kingsley.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, getting as drunk as Tanya Tucker is saying something.

[Charlie]

Stay on the horse.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. That's. Well, Tanya is just. Can she stay on for two and a half minutes after taking 17 tequila shots?

[Bobbo]

I bet she can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet you're right. You did say that. She screwed. She. She had a night with all three Oak Rich boys at the same time.

[Bobbo]

All four.

[John Clay Wolf]

All four. We had.

[Bobbo]

I didn't say we have a. Wallace.

[John Clay Wolf]

Edwards said we have a recording of that from 10 years ago and I think we need to pull it up for the next segment or actually. Oh, yeah, we'll get into that. Make sure I pull that up. The Tanya Tucker behind the Music.

[Bobbo]

She'll Love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

From 08.09. That's what we did. Baba, you've got some. You got some stuff for us.

[Bobbo]

There's a. There's. Have you seen the. Have you seen the.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

The Led Zeppelin chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

There's a great clip going on. There's a viral video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Led Zeppelin chicken. A rubber chicken with a squeak toy.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

There's a viral video out there that perfectly demonstrates how to have a rock and jam using the Led Zeppelin karaoke track and a squeaky rubber chicken toy. Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. It's gotta be hard.

[Charlie]

Oh, my God. It's great. Everybody's done that, right? Their little toys?

[J.D.]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. But never like that. That guy's showing some real coordination with that squeaky chicken toy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley popped me up. I wanna. I wanna. I'm gonna go back. What's the date on this? This is October 18, 2009 Bobo Wow. This, this is one of the first ones we ever did.

[Charlie]

So explain what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's a guy back when we were doing Starting in One market, there was a guy that was giving us grief and his name is Ed Wallace. And we changed his name around to Wallace Edwards. And Bobbo did an impersonation of him busting balls on one of the pieces that he does, which is this week in rock and roll history. So Bobbo did this week in Pop Country History by Wallace Edwards and he delivered it in his sorry ass monotone voice that Wallace Edwards does. And this is, this was the first one we ever did, but it happened to be Tanya Tucker. Bit ready.

[Bobbo]

After a lengthy career as a genuine pop country Superstar in the 1960s and 70s, Rhinestone Cowboy Glen Campbell's career should have been a shoe in for the easy transition into progressive urban cowboy disco talk. What happened instead was tragic on a monumental scale. Glenn opted not to record longtime songwriting partner Jimmy Webb's song the Highwayman, which went on to become record of the year. And then came his ill advised affair with then 21 year old Tanya Tucker, a superstar in her own right with a reputation for drunken broadcast, mild recreational drug use and romantic trysts with such diverse partners as Rod Stewart and all four Oak Ridge Boys. At the same time, Tucker proved to be more than poor Glen Campbell could handle. And while the 80s welcomed Tanya Tucker with open arms, the Wichita lineman went on to cocaine rehab, four divorces in a row and relative obstacles, obscurity. Thank God Shania Twain didn't show up until 1993. And that's this week's today in pop country history. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a long time ago.

[Bobbo]

JD's man. Like how dare you. How dare you say that about Tanya Christian?

[John Clay Wolf]

11 GMC Sierra as a crew Cabaria double cab. No, it's 11 says extended cab or four door.

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's only got a fresh 230,000 miles on her.

[Caller]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a, I'm a five grand buyer. Maybe maybe six. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for givemetheven.com and you head there right now. If you want to sell us your car, we'll come pick it up with a check. This is the Beach Boys and I'm John Clay Wolf. Please stay tuned for more after these messages.

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[Bobbo]

Tell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club DJ. Can you bring us back in?

[Bobbo]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Strip club dj. This is strip club DJ music.

[Bobbo]

Okay. I thought you had him on the phone or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Bring Hannah out, baby.

[Bobbo]

All right guys, get ready. She's on one stage, one night only. Tonight, our one arm stripper, Dale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dale? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You asked me to do it and I do it. Now you're gonna at me, did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's her name?

[Charlie]

One armed stripper named Dale.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. One arm stripper named Dale. Unbelievable.

[Bobbo]

I thought disability was mean spirited.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you were. Wow. So you were going for disability that you changed to Dale. Admin sentence Dale. A one arm stripper named Dale.

[Bobbo]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I think Dale was our she male stripper. Right? We did this a long time ago. Are we on a New Orleans androgynous?

[John Clay Wolf]

So speaking of Dale, what did Caitlyn Jenner do this week? There's a. Okay, there's another arm stripper named Dale.

[J.D.]

On the main stage.

[Bobbo]

There's an Alec Baldwin rose out your euros that they're making a big deal out of and Caitlyn Jenner's on it. And there are all kinds of people saying things about Caitlyn Jenner. And so she addresses the question of whether she had a sex reassignment or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

While you were making these silly comments and jokes about how I kind of cut it off, let me remind you, it made Kylie Jenner the youngest self made billionaire in history.

[J.D.]

I'd cut it off too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It made Kendall Jenner the highest paid model in the world. I raised 10 children. I currently, well, I'm coming up on 20 grandchildren. I didn't cut it off. I just retired. Was done. He's still running this transvestite bit.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

I don't know, it's a bit, I.

[Charlie]

Mean, yeah, he's, he's all the way in.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no pun.

[J.D.]

You don't stop in the middle of a show.

[Bobbo]

No, I, I think, I think the level of income generated by those girls, of course shocked him into saying, yeah, I can play showbiz too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D.]

Oh, absolutely. That's what happened. He brought a producer in and they said, how can I stay relevant? What can I do? And this guy went, okay, sit down. This is going to be crazy, but you got to think outside the box. How about if we.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that.

[J.D.]

And he went home.

[Bobbo]

Wait a minute. I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you why. I think it's a bit. That delivery.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The voice that he just delivered in was so. No, I didn't hear that. Did you?

[J.D.]

At the very beginning? Yeah, a little.

[Bobbo]

Little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Making these silly comments and jokes about how I. And jokes. He sounds like Bob Kingsley with American Country Countdown. I'm gonna beat Caitlyn Jenner's ass in the celebrity cutting too.

[J.D.]

Anyway, I'm sorry, papa.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna. Till we know any different, I'm gonna respect his or I'm gonna respect her decision.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I think it's a bit.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to the voice one more time. I mean, does he sound like he's trying to be a girl? Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

He is trying to be a girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of you are making these silly comments and jokes about how I kind of cut it off. Let me remind you, it made Kylie Jenner the youngest self made billionaire in history. Everybody I know that is a transvestite. Ish. Made Kendall Jenner the highest. Tries to talk like a female as well.

[Charlie]

Now he's had a lot of plastic surgery too, so his face is really stiff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we still on in New Orleans or does it go off at 11? I forgot. If you're a transvestite in New Orleans or Vegas, if you're a fun loving person like this, I want to hear the truth from you. What do you think? Do you think it's a bit.

[J.D.]

Well, that's a written bit. He just did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. No, no, no, no. I mean do you think that Bruce Jenner is, is, is for real as a female or is he doing it for attention?

[Bobbo]

And she likes to be called Caitlin.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. And for all you guys that are wanting to be offended, don't, because I'm not being offensive in any way, shape or form. I'm talking about Bruce Jenner turned himself into a woman. And I'm wondering, remember, they're in. They've become billionaires. He just said it from being in the entertainment business, the show business. And I'm asking, was it a show business move or is it real? And there may be so much money involved that maybe it is real.

[J.D.]

Could be.

[John Clay Wolf]

And maybe that's really what he wanted. Maybe I'm just being an insensitive jerk. You're bringing it up, but I am asking a question. I'm making a little bit of a statement saying, I think it's a bit, but I think I look between the lines on everything. I don't trust much on the surface.

[Charlie]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

You got his jersey on the wall.

[Charlie]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

I mean, you know.

[Charlie]

Well, that's Bruce's, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have Bruce's Olympic jersey on the wall in a frame.

[Bobbo]

And I'm, I'm. To me, it seems unfathomable as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radios of calling number one.

[Bobbo]

He's addressed those doubts. Well, she's addressed those doubts and like, you know, benefit of the doubt. I don't know. It's not my job to tell him or her what to be.

[Charlie]

How much money does he or she make doing these speaking engagements now?

[J.D.]

Oh, I'm sure a lot.

[Charlie]

I mean, so before, was he being asked to speak anywhere?

[J.D.]

No. And he was, he was falling out of favor in that show. They always made fun of him. He was the, he was the beat down boy. So he got with the producer and they said, how can I get cool again?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is JD's theory.

[J.D.]

My theory, totally my theory. So I'll address all the hate mail to me. He sat with a producer and they said, how can I be hip again? How can. What can I do that's really out of the box? It's cool. And the producer came to him and went, here's what we can do. How about that? He went, okay, let's try it.

[Bobbo]

And it worked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did I ask for people, people from New Orleans to call? Because of my personal experience. When I was drunk on Bourbon street at my bachelor party, I walked into a transvestite bar and I did not know where I was and I was rudely awakened and it was an experience of my life. That is not. You can't see, that's what pisses me off, is if you have a personal experience and like you, you reflect on it, then you're a racist or you're a this or you're that. You know, it's not. No, it's a hell of a surprise when you get a table dance from a man.

[Charlie]

Oh, please.

[J.D.]

Pull that audio clip right there.

[Bobbo]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was, it was like, whoa, hey. And my friends were laughing cuz they, they, they knew and I didn't know.

[J.D.]

Of course I remember when you came back from that trip, she's shaking her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pinky at you and they were having more fun. Course the, the gals, girls buys whatever, you know, it's, it's all fine. It's just you don't know if you think you bought. You bit into a hamburger and you bit into a fish sandwich. It's a different, different deal.

[J.D.]

Wake up call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Charlie]

So any calling in?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I have not seen any transvestites on the call log yet. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RATING the questions is Bruce J. Jenner really Caitlyn Jenner? Is he putting on the show? I think after he got that es, that SB Award. If, if it was a bit, he might have taken it so far that he can never. He can't go back.

[J.D.]

You can't go back now. No, because everybody, all the people that got behind him would be like, you totally made us fools there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was his first wife shocked or was she? Because he interviewed her too? I don't know, I forgot.

[Charlie]

It's kind of Andy Kaufman esque.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very, very, very good Recall. That is the fella in the TV show Taxi that turned into a wrestler and had that character never. What was his con? What was his comedic name? Bob?

[Charlie]

Lenny.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you mean the lounge singer.

[Charlie]

Yeah, Lenny Bruce. Or Andy Co. Is Lenny Brock.

[Bobbo]

Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony.

[Bobbo]

Tony Clifton.

[Charlie]

Yep, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Clifton Kaufman.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was terrible. And Bruce. I'm not Bruce Lee. Garth Brooks was Chris Gaines. Was that a bit. That was the worst.

[Bobbo]

That was obvious.

[Charlie]

That might be the worst.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the worst. You know, I hate Garth Brooks because of that.

[J.D.]

Just because of that. Because of Chris Gaines.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I hear, when I hear him and then. And I don't know why I don't like him. That was the worst stunt. Leave it up to someone from Oklahoma to pull a stunt like that. He embarrassed the entire community of Yukon, Oklahoma when he did that.

[J.D.]

I think he confused him too.

[Bobbo]

That's before he went so far over the line into doing almost rock and roll music. And he said, well, if you're gonna be a rock singer, maybe I should like be a whole different singer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I need to take all that back.

[J.D.]

Okay? Take it all back.

[Bobbo]

Take one back.

[J.D.]

Everything you just said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Start about 9 o'.

[Caller]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. The Garth Brook stuff. Okay. Because I was at my friend's parents 25th wedding anniversary and Garth Brooks was there and I was in a wheelchair. And you know how those celebrities are all over guys that are crippled up. And it was back when I was screwed up and he was really nice to me and he really took his time to talk to me and about my accent and all that. So, Garth, if you're listening, I apologize for everything I just said. You're a good guy.

[Charlie]

Well, and it may not be makes him a bad guy because.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the Chris game sucked.

[Charlie]

Yeah, I mean that was something. That was his, I don't know, publicity. His PR got him to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There were no cameras at this event. He was doing it.

[Bobbo]

No, I see.

[J.D.]

I've seen him backstage with no cameras and he's a very genuine, honest, straight up guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Whether you like him or don't, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to hear Caitlyn Jenner sing, bro. Garth Brooks.

[Charlie]

Let me see if I can find Caitlyn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that on YouTube?

[Charlie]

I don't think it is.

[Bobbo]

I don't think she sings whatever you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 800-800-7234. That's 800, 800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, I was wondering how much. Yeah, hey, I was wondering how much you guys me for my 2012 Honda Civic.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

92,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a leather cloth is two door, four door?

[Caller]

It is cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a four door, four door. Stick or automatic?

[Charlie]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof or hard top? So it's The EX or LX hard top? Hard top. LX12 hard top Civic. Does it have hubcaps or alloy wheels? Probably, yeah. A12 with 92s worth. Six, six thousand.

[Caller]

Six thousand, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to givemethevin.com. load it up. Joe in Houston.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey, good morning.

[Caller]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think Caitlyn Jenner is a bitter. It's real.

[Caller]

I don't know what that thing is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, back to your car. 15 Lexus RC F with 47,000 miles. Royal blue. Is it like electric blue, like bright blue or is it more navy?

[Caller]

It's like bright blue, royal blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Okay, that's a good color. That's a good blue. The other color was what we call loser blue and that's not good. So this is a RC F coupe with 50,000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's the, it's the fast one. It's got a Borla exhaust on it as well. It's got carbon fiber edition Emblems and interior on it. Like, instead of wood grain, is carbon fiber on the Inside and Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

$30,000 is the first figure that comes to mind.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It may give a little more.

[Caller]

I was thinking more 30 steps that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re thinking high retail. I'm thinking it's 30 to 32 grand is the wholesale cash money on it for sure. But load it up in the. If low. If low, low 30s will buy it. Load it up into givemetheven.com we'll try to buy it real quick. Scott Midland.

[Bobbo]

Hey, guys.

[Caller]

What's going on? I just had a real humorous Bruce Jenner story, okay. From back in the early 90s. A friend of mine and I were coming back from an IndyCar race and we caught a. We caught a ride on a private jet. Just got lucky. Right place, right time, one thing leads to another, and here comes Bruce Jenner getting on the airplane. And he was a princess when he. When he was still a man.

[Charlie]

Oh, really?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, he was well kept. And, you know, we got talking to him and he, you know, you could tell he was kind of put off by the. By us commoners. And he, I mean, we asked one of. One of my buddies said, hey, what. Where'd you get the scar on the. Behind your ear back there? And he goes, oh, it's that Hollywood stuff, man. You gotta. You gotta stay young. And so, I mean, I think the process probably started earlier than everybody realizes on him, his transition.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're buying it? Yeah. I mean, you've got personal experience with him and you think it's real.

[Hannah]

All right.

[Caller]

Well, yeah, he was a jerk, but, yeah, he's probably still the same way, but. Yeah, so that's my experience with it. I just thought I'd. Yeah, I'm kind of buying it because it seems like it probably started a long time ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. There you go. All right. So all you complainers out there that want to be offended about us bringing any of this up, we just brought the other side of it, and this guy's winning us over, okay? So calm down. My name John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio@giz methevin.com. don't you mess around. Cause I'm TNT.

[Hannah]

I'm Dynamite TNT and I'll win the fight.

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

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Now back to the John Clay Wolf show show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn you.

[Show Announcer]

You said this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Ed answers the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what you want? And his theory is that people will be more comfortable because they're dealing with a real person and not an Indian guy at a call center. That's.

[Bobbo]

He's got a lot of great excuses.

[J.D.]

That's tap dancing when you get caught.

[Charlie]

Yes. He's the number one. At any time you need an excuse, he can make it up for it right on the spot because that's what he did right there. I mean he's so good at making excuses.

[Bobbo]

Speaking of excuses, the hell of a car buyer too.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's pretty good for a weirdo.

[Bobbo]

I heard he was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let's. I need a sports update. So what's the big game today? Because last week it was obviously Texas and in LSU and that wasn't that bad ass game.

[Bobbo]

It was a great game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy onsides kick. I thought they got it. Yeah, I mean it was awesome.

[Charlie]

Texas wouldn't go away. They had a chance to win that game. But you know what? Lsu and that's what I told you. Their offense does not look like it used to where it's just a slow running attack. They can throw the ball. They got really good receivers.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Cowboys.

[Charlie]

Yeah, every in football. That's where it's going. You're going to have a running game to complement the passing attack. It's pass first, then run where it used to be run and then pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Denver's situation this year? They just. Okay.

[Charlie]

Yeah, they're. The Broncos are going to have a tough season. But by the way, it's going back to college football. There's nothing really great.

[John Clay Wolf]

This now the week before Auburn and. Oh gosh, who was that? It was here. Auburn in Oregon. That was awesome. Some games. Yeah.

[Charlie]

There's really no great games, no matchups. So there's no top 10 matchups, not even top 25. There's everybody really playing. Yeah. This is their. This is their cakewalk week. You know, you have that team where they're gonna need to make a million bucks, so they come and play you. That's what you have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What he's saying. Explain what you just said for people that don't know.

[Charlie]

So as a college, if you're in, like, North Texas or, you know, well.

[John Clay Wolf]

You come over for a million million dollars, we're gonna beat the hell out of you on national tv.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want it or not? Okay. All right, I'll take it.

[J.D.]

Will you be Mike Tyson's partner?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Rice.

[Charlie]

Yes, exactly. Rice plays ut I mean, they're 32 and a half point underdogs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Charlie]

They don't want to have that schedule, but for a million bucks, sure, why not? Or whatever. 700,000. I mean, it just depends. So, yeah, there's nothing really good as far as that. NFL, though. NFL. There's some good games. Of course. The Cowboys take on the Redskins at noon. Cowboys are favorite six. It's in D.C. will the Cowboys continue their offense like they did this first week with that new offense? It's a different type of motion you don't. You don't normally see. I think so. I think they win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we should talk about on the D.C. a little bit. Yeah, I know.

[Charlie]

To rub it in their face a little bit. The Broncos, they play the Bears. The Bears, only two players point favorites. It's in Colorado, in. In Denver. So, I mean, the Broncos are kind of an in between team. They're in some transition right now. New coach and everything. So who's their quarterback? Yes, it's Joe Flacco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. And where was he? Do you remember where he played?

[Charlie]

The Ravens. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But before that. Well, did he have Ravens? Did he have a big.

[Charlie]

Yeah, he won a Super bowl and then he got a big contract and just kind of went downhill from there. So they're playing really just kind of. He's a. He's a patchwork between. When they get their next quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Charlie]

All right, then you got Jags versus Texans. That Texans New Orleans Saints game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. It was great. It was awesome.

[Charlie]

Now and going back to the. The Cowboys, too. Did you see at the end of.

[John Clay Wolf]

The game, there's been a lot of good football these first couple of weeks?

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Charlie]

Did you see what happened with DeMarcus Lawrence at the end of the game?

[John Clay Wolf]

Negative.

[Charlie]

So he's walking to. With his family to his vehicle. And there's fans you know, wanting autographs and stuff. So this little kid just kind of darts out in front of last week. This is last week, right after the game, walks out in front of him. And he's wearing a Saquon Barkley jersey, which is for the Giants.

[J.D.]

Kid is wearing kid is Giants jersey.

[Charlie]

He's got a Giants jersey. He's got giant iPad. I mean, he's got all gear for Giants. And he's walking up to DeMarcus Lawrence, who's a cowboy, says, hey, hey, can I get your autograph? And here's back in the audio right here. So DeMarcus tells him, get the right jersey, son. And the kid just kind of slumps his head. Well, he got so much crap about.

[J.D.]

That because he didn't sign the kids for the kids.

[Charlie]

Yes. And so here's the Marcus actually talking about that.

[Bobbo]

There's nothing wrong with, you know, a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Person telling you no.

[Bobbo]

He going to hear a lot of that in life.

[John Clay Wolf]

So y' all just get used to it.

[Bobbo]

I know my kids hear it everybody every day, so it'll be okay. I love hundreds of autographs, but I can sign autographs when I want to. That's my choice.

[John Clay Wolf]

The kid will be okay.

[Bobbo]

Trust me. I know. You know, if not, then I write a public apology to him for hurting his feelings. Other than that, like, hopefully he get a DeMarcus Lawrence dirty for Christmas.

[Charlie]

There you go. I love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was great, man.

[J.D.]

It's the perfect way to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope nobody forces him to do that. I like the line he held there. Absolutely. Yeah.

[Charlie]

He didn't really apologize later in the week. He just kind of owned the same line.

[J.D.]

Pull up his Twitter. He said, it's crazy how you fans want to attack me for not signing for a kid. It's more than one kid that comes to the game with the Cowboys jersey and never gets to meet any players. So if I'm honest with my own kids, I'll never treat your kid any better than my own. So suck it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

No participation trophies in this game at all.

[J.D.]

It was hashtag sorry, not sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I agree totally.

[J.D.]

That's kind of like kid will be fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just love the fact that he said this kid's gonna hear no a lot throughout his life.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Start now.

[Bobbo]

That's absolutely true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Yeah. Good job. Excellent guy in Abilene. Good morning. Hi.

[Caller]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. 13 diesel, 138, 000 miles, silver, four wheel drive, leather. Does it have a sunroof? It's a Ford.

[Caller]

No, it doesn't have a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look. Lariat. So it's a short bed. Lariat average. Rough or clean? Is there any body shop needs to be done on it clean?

[Caller]

No. Got new brakes and new tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Any blow by any windshield? White. Smoking? Any diesel problems?

[Caller]

No smoking. I did a bit of delete on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, check engine light on or off? On.

[Caller]

I left the dead gum gas cap off and the light came on.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when you delete them, a lot of times if they don't jump it right, the light stays on with the delete because they have to reprogram them. So I'm just wondering if I have to sell this thing. I mean, an O2 sensor on a gas cap cost 200 bucks. That's no biggie. But to get the check engine light off with the delete cost thousand bucks to get a new. It's almost damn near impossible. So I guess my question I'm asking you did the delete kit bring the check engine light up?

[Caller]

The delete happened after the. I mean the engine light came on after the delete. I put gas in and I or diesel in and I forgot to do the deal and the engine light come on. I check and I forgot to put the gas cap on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so is it. Is it does. Does, does, does. 2013 with 138, 24, 000 by it.

[Caller]

I think I owe more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's all I want. I think that's all I want to pay. You know, the. The market is adjusted on them at, you know, the miles. Let me look. Look, I'm gonna look it up for you. Let's see. Let me see what some. I've got this little computer thing. I can look up current transactions. I'm just going off of memory and I've noticed considerable adjustment on these high mileage F2. Okay, so no, wait. This is a 6.7 with 130, 000 miles. Hang on a second. 130123. Hit enter. Yeah, yeah, I'm on it. 24 grand. If that works for you, you're gonna have to pay the difference. I don't want to go 25 on it. I'd go 24.

[Caller]

Okay, let me see how much I owe on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good deal. Thanks. We'll work it from there. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio. So the. The field goal that the Saints won with 50A. That was Monday night.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's. I looked up the record books. I think 63 is the record is that right? Yeah.

[Charlie]

You want to hear that actual call Will Lutz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Based on that hold from Morstead, it would be from 58. His career long is 57.

[Caller]

Can he put the cape on his back and become a hero here for these fans?

[John Clay Wolf]

58 yard attempt for the win. Got it.

[Charlie]

What a way to open your season for the Saints there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So totally tell me this. Based off of the trajectory of that ball, I think he would have made 65.

[Charlie]

Could have. Yeah. Yeah. 63 at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, he didn't just skim it.

[Charlie]

No, he nailed it.

[Bobbo]

He was right in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

I think he's the highest paid kicker in the league, too, for a reason. So on the remember. Right. He just signed a contract with this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember the Cowboys guy that pulled off a big long one about a year or two ago?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far was that one?

[Charlie]

Yeah, he's 61. It's a Cowboys record.

[J.D.]

What was his name?

[Charlie]

Brett Marhar Mar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we still have him?

[Charlie]

Yes.

[J.D.]

I was thinking of another guy the Cowboys had for a while, Dan Bailey. Bailey. Yeah, he was like the most accurate.

[Bobbo]

In the NFL was money.

[J.D.]

He just lost it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he still working?

[Charlie]

No, he just got cut by the Vikings.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's stripping with Hannah there.

[J.D.]

Happens to a guy like that. He's still got the same talent, the same foot.

[Charlie]

Well, he got hurt, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called age.

[Charlie]

Once your leg is hurt. Yeah, he's done. I mean, you just never get Tom Brady 40.

[J.D.]

But he's not human.

[Bobbo]

43.

[Charlie]

No, 41.

[Bobbo]

They were saying during the game last week.

[J.D.]

Alien.

[Bobbo]

I'm telling you, I swear, I thought I heard 43. Who are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go around the room real quick. Who are you more sick of watching win Alabama or the Patriots?

[Bobbo]

Here's the deal, John. We came up with this Patriot. So Charlie and I were talking about this. You take the Miami Dolphins, okay, out of the AFC east. And he just let him play in the sec. Just let him play A and M. You know, just let him play in the sec. Take Alabama. Put him in the NFC East. Patriots. Can they beat the Patriots? I don't know, but Bills, yeah, they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could definitely beat the Bills. Yeah, no doubt.

[Charlie]

No, they can't.

[Bobbo]

Of course they can.

[Charlie]

No college team cannot beat it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't mind watching Alabama. You know who I hate? I'm tired of Clemson. I'm more tired of hearing about Clemson.

[Charlie]

I love Clemson. That's a great story.

[Bobbo]

It's a great program.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that coach is awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the teleprompter versus the LSU coach. That is the funny. Do you know what I'm talking about?

[Charlie]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So he's so coon ass. And he mumbles so much and uses that. That half French. What? Cajun. The teleprompter prompters don't know what he's saying so they screw it up. We're out of time, guys. We'll see you. Enjoy your football. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell your car. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[Charlie]

See you later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out.

[Bobbo]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money.

[Bobbo]

Let's get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sam.

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