Turley (1:11)

You lost the bet?

J.D. (1:12)

I had to bet that you were going to go to the wrong radio station.

Bobbo (1:14)

Yeah, he had a bet you were going to be 10 minutes late. I guessed three minutes late. I got the, I got the bet.

Turley (1:20)

You win the bed.

John Clay Wolf (1:21)

Well, I mean, I wasn't late.

Turley (1:23)

I know. We're all shocked.

John Clay Wolf (1:25)

Everybody lost, even the listeners. There it is. Oh, that's funny. Well, I think I'm still a little tipsy. No. Yeah, I noticed that when I was running 78 miles an hour down Flamingo Drive in a good. I just want 20ss like Matthew McConaughey screaming obscenities at people on the side of the road. Just a minute. I was like, I think I'm still a little effed up.

J.D. (1:57)

Where is John Clay Wolf?

Turley (1:58)

Three and a half minutes in and I won 20 bucks. You're so messed up.

John Clay Wolf (2:04)

But it's fun. Oh, I'm, I'm for. Yeah, where are you? I'm happy. Oh, they'll figure it out. True.

J.D. (2:11)

They'll figure it out. Okay, well, he's obviously not in the studio.

John Clay Wolf (2:17)

No, no, I'm not. Oh, so that's the game. Guess where I am.

J.D. (2:23)

There's a couple hints he's dropped.

Turley (2:24)

Ye. The hungover drunk thing doesn't happen.

J.D. (2:27)

No, no. He named a street somewhere for somebody who's listening. Oh, if you can guess it, call in.

John Clay Wolf (2:33)

And I saw this hot Mexican gal in the hotel lobby this morning because I'm going to throw another big hint out. I'm two hours behind y'.

Caller/Guest (2:45)

All.

John Clay Wolf (2:47)

So the, this gal and her man came in the front door. I mean, just steamrolled, dude. Just smashed out of their mind. Boobs falling out of dresses, underwear in hand, high heels in hand. Prom dress, like on backwards. It was just, it was beautiful. I was like, dude, those brothers are living. It's beautiful. L I V I N so that's why I'm a little bit late as I stalked stop to talk to them.

Turley (3:20)

Sure makes sense.

J.D. (3:21)

Did you get the story?

John Clay Wolf (3:23)

Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was, it was, it was. I mean, I can't not arable. Ah, yeah, sure.

Turley (3:30)

I think underwear and hand says it all.

John Clay Wolf (3:35)

I'm here for the gang bang.

Bobbo (3:40)

73 miles an hour on Flamingo Drive, baby. I want to apologize to the pedestrians. I almost killed Michael.

Satan (3:48)

Good.

John Clay Wolf (3:49)

Yeah, that Camaro is awesome. I haven't driven just a muscle head rat car like that in a long time. It's awesome. Oh, what are we doing? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I don't see any of the calls. So I'll in a little bit when I get some coffee and I open my computer.

J.D. (4:13)

Oh, you know. Yeah. If you open your computer and click it, you can control it from there.

John Clay Wolf (4:17)

I remember that.

J.D. (4:18)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (4:18)

I mean it's been like a year since I've tried it. But yeah, it's, it's. I gotta join the WI Fi. I gotta get. Do we have any calls? I gotta do a lot. Somebody yell at that boy? Yelled at.

DJ Pre K (4:29)

We do not.

J.D. (4:30)

So we need to call.

John Clay Wolf (4:31)

Yelled at. Hi, Freddy. Fab five. Freddy's here. Good morning. So drunk. He's drunk too. Awesome coffee. Oh, we're getting that down. They haven't guessed yet where we are, so I don't want to tell them. Mysterious location.

Caller/Guest (4:48)

Mysterious.

John Clay Wolf (4:49)

Mysterious.

J.D. (4:50)

What's the number?

John Clay Wolf (4:51)

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the number, Charlie, in case you forgot it. So how bad is the flood in Houston, J.D. with weather, it's bad.

Turley (5:05)

Back to you,

John Clay Wolf (5:07)

like up to your ankles or up to your knees or up to your boobs a lot.

Turley (5:11)

Some of it has receded at this point. Actually, there was a time when Galveston was like into six inches of water. Now most of that has receded. The Houston area, I'm really not sure this morning. Yesterday it was. It was very bad. Up to your car door.

Bobbo (5:26)

Yeah, it was hip high in Beaumont a few days ago.

Turley (5:28)

Yeah.

Caller/Guest (5:29)

Bad.

Turley (5:29)

So it's. It's starting to receive bad.

John Clay Wolf (5:32)

It's not as hard, it's not as bad as Harvey as a whole. That it is in some places.

Turley (5:37)

Correct. Very well said.

John Clay Wolf (5:40)

I know the Operation Airdrop guys are firing up and. Because i10 shut down and they're firing up and heading to the Golden Triangle to start delivering supplies. And I know that the Golden Triangle is just as bad. They might even be worse than it was last hit. I know a girl who said she had six inches. She's a listener of ours. Six inches, last tour at Harvey. And she's got three foot this time. Just got her house put back together. You know, get it flooded, strip the walls out, strip it all out, get it put back together, just live there, wipe it out again.

Bobbo (6:13)

Right.

John Clay Wolf (6:13)

You know that at that point in your life, you might need to look in the broken mirror in your home and ask yourself, do I really want to live here this bad, or should I just move? Two floods in two years. I'd haul ass.

Bobbo (6:30)

Yeah, that'd do it for me, man. No doubt.

John Clay Wolf (6:33)

It's those people down there. They make too much money in the oil business.

Bobbo (6:38)

And she does, Right? That's. I know exactly who you're talking about.

John Clay Wolf (6:41)

Yeah. She's like, we. I want to come work for y'.

Caller/Guest (6:43)

All.

John Clay Wolf (6:44)

I'm like, yeah, what y'. All. What do you. I told her, I said, you make too much money. You work in accounting in the oilfield business.

Bobbo (6:51)

Right?

John Clay Wolf (6:52)

But I want to work for y'.

J.D. (6:53)

All.

John Clay Wolf (6:54)

Okay. It pays this. Oh, hell, no.

Bobbo (6:59)

I'd rather live in the swamp.

John Clay Wolf (7:00)

I'd rather die in a flood.

Bobbo (7:08)

I'd rather go on Fear Factor with Joe Rogan.

J.D. (7:13)

You make it sound like we don't pay anything here.

John Clay Wolf (7:15)

Give you the vin and we torture you. No, they just pay so much.

Turley (7:20)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (7:21)

In the oil field. Yeah. I mean, take normal people money, add 10% and then triple it.

Turley (7:27)

God.

J.D. (7:28)

And that's an accounting.

John Clay Wolf (7:30)

That's in everything, man. That's for the porters. That's for the car washers. That's for the bit handlers, the janitors at the offices of the people that talk about oil.

J.D. (7:42)

The guys that move the porta potties,

John Clay Wolf (7:43)

the guys that move the port, the guys that turn on the rooms that have fans in them to cool the brothers down. They just get paid, man. Just get paid. It ain't about us being cheap asses. It's about them being just getting paid so they'll live in the flood. Yeah, I mean, you know, it's like living in the desert. It's hot. You knew it was going to be hot when you got there. But you wanted to be a stripper that bad?

J.D. (8:14)

Another Hint.

John Clay Wolf (8:15)

Another hint. My God. You. You idiots.

J.D. (8:23)

Sorry, Pre case. Fielding phone calls right now doesn't really

Turley (8:26)

limit it down much.

John Clay Wolf (8:28)

No, no, no. Freaky. What have you got?

DJ Pre K (8:33)

What's cracking?

John Clay Wolf (8:35)

Microsoft Remote Desktop. I think that's the button I need to push. I think you're right.

DJ Pre K (8:41)

Yes.

John Clay Wolf (8:42)

Add. Oh, here we go. Gotta start work. Yeah. Who's on the. I'm gonna have to work it during the break. Who's on the phone talk.

J.D. (8:51)

You're gonna have to punch him up. Put him in.

John Clay Wolf (8:52)

Producer, we got.

DJ Pre K (8:54)

We got Blue on line two. And we got JD on line three. DJ Ryan, you want to talk to somebody?

John Clay Wolf (9:02)

Yeah, I'm lonely.

J.D. (9:06)

Go ahead and punch up.

John Clay Wolf (9:07)

You punch. Punch the number. Pre K. Good morning. Who am I talking to? Hello? Can they hear me?

J.D. (9:17)

They should. Caller, can you hear John Clay Wolf?

John Clay Wolf (9:20)

I don't think so.

J.D. (9:22)

What's his caller's name?

Satan (9:23)

What are you looking for?

Turley (9:24)

Blue from Houston, you're on.

Caller/Guest (9:28)

Okay, just double checking, man. I have my navigation going. So it cut in on you.

John Clay Wolf (9:31)

What's going on? Hey, Blue, can you hear me? Good, good, good, good, good.

Caller/Guest (9:39)

Yes, sir, I can.

John Clay Wolf (9:40)

Hey, what? What? If I was sitting in the studio, I'd see the notes of what your message is. So I'll just ask you, what's your message, homeboy?

Caller/Guest (9:50)

My message is the oil field does not pay well. They work a lot of hours. But aside from that, I've got a 18F250 Platinum diesel.

John Clay Wolf (10:00)

And how many miles?

Caller/Guest (10:04)

16,000 miles.

John Clay Wolf (10:06)

Does it have the big sunroof?

Caller/Guest (10:09)

Yes, sir, it does. That's the only way they come.

John Clay Wolf (10:12)

Oh, on the platinum? Ah, I don't know. I think it's a 1800 option, but that's fine. Does 50 grand buy it? No. Does 55 grand buy it?

Caller/Guest (10:30)

Probably not. I ain't even broke in yet.

John Clay Wolf (10:32)

Well, you called me Blue. What you want for it?

Caller/Guest (10:36)

Well, yeah, curiosity is nice. I heard. I heard that they got that mid engine vet getting ready to come out. I want to see how close I can get to it.

John Clay Wolf (10:43)

I'd hate to price another man's property. So just tell me what you want for the bitch.

Caller/Guest (10:51)

Like I said, I'm curious to see where I'm at first, before I even get there because inventory ain't even out yet. But there are a couple things we left out on the details. Aside from it being the F250 Platinum, it does have a little bit of a lift. It doesn't have a retarded lift down here in Texas. Like some of the guys got silly daily Driver, you got a 6 inch lift, 22 inch rims, and 37 inch tires as well.

John Clay Wolf (11:14)

It's getting better. It's improving by the moment. So if you and I could make a deal right now, can I buy it? Is the car for sale? Step one. God, yeah. Okay, so if I bought it for sale, If I bought it, what would you drive tomorrow?

Caller/Guest (11:34)

I'd probably hop on my bike or I drive the Hellcat.

John Clay Wolf (11:37)

Oh, you got another car. Cool. Okay. So does 55 grand. Buy it. No. You said what? Buys it.

Caller/Guest (11:49)

If I were to get rid of it and say you could have it right now, you'd be looking at 70. Just because my other car hadn't come

John Clay Wolf (11:54)

out yet Damn high. Then I'd like to buy it. And I don't want to overpay and lose money because. To provide convenience for you because we're waiting on some Corvette that ain't going to show up until March. Yeah, maybe. I mean, they're telling us December on the new Corvette. But I bet you're not. I bet you're not sitting behind the wheel of that thing until December. January, February. So call me back.

Caller/Guest (12:19)

I'm willing to bet it'll be closer to a year before.

John Clay Wolf (12:21)

Call me when it gets closer. Chop drop. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Who's the other one?

J.D. (12:28)

Who's up next? J.D.

Turley (12:30)

j.D. In Vegas.

John Clay Wolf (12:33)

J.D. in Vegas. Good morning.

J.D. (12:34)

You had to click on it?

Turley (12:36)

I did. Twice.

Caller/Guest (12:37)

Hey, what's going on? How you doing this morning?

John Clay Wolf (12:40)

Hey. Hey, what's up, J.D.

Caller/Guest (12:44)

yeah, it's rough in Vegas, huh? You're in Vegas. Having a good time with Freddy?

John Clay Wolf (12:51)

Yeah. You weren't one of the guys I, like, got sideways with in the. In the. On. On the. We'll drive over here. Are you. I apologize if.

Caller/Guest (13:00)

No, no, no.

John Clay Wolf (13:03)

It was my fault. I take full responsibility. I was scatterbrained.

Caller/Guest (13:08)

No problem, man. I was. I'm long ways from there right now. I'm out in Sandy Valley. So.

Bobbo (13:15)

You didn't.

Caller/Guest (13:15)

You didn't almost hit me. It sounds like you're having fun. John, I have a car that I was curious about.

John Clay Wolf (13:25)

Okay, shoot.

Caller/Guest (13:29)

My mom has a car that she said, go ahead. It's a 2007 Kia Optima with like 54,000 original miles.

John Clay Wolf (13:43)

Is it leather? Cloth?

Caller/Guest (13:48)

It's just, I think, cloth. I don't see it too much, but I've drove it a few times. It's a very nice car. It's in excellent condition. I don't know if she's ever ready

John Clay Wolf (13:57)

to sell it yet.

Caller/Guest (13:57)

But I want to get an idea of what it's worth at that 708 with that little miles on it, you know?

John Clay Wolf (14:04)

Yeah. If it's as nice as it sounds, it should be worth 4,000.

Caller/Guest (14:10)

Okay, that's. That's what I wanted to get an idea of. It's in very good condition. She's kept it really nice.

John Clay Wolf (14:17)

We gotta go to break before she got it. We gotta go to break. Thank you, everybody. We'll be back. Una momento porr before. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio for givemetheven.com and obviously I'm in Las Vegas this morning and you guys are where you are, but we're all together, man. Be right back. Hot legs. Don't attack.

Caller/Guest (14:43)

Hot legs. And your mother too.

John Clay Wolf (14:51)

I love your hon.

Show Producer (14:55)

We'll be right back. More of the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

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Bobbo (15:27)

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

Show Producer (15:35)

And now back to the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com it's been

John Clay Wolf (15:40)

eight years and here you are still ruining my life.

Bobbo (15:42)

You're really weird this morning.

Show Producer (15:44)

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

John Clay Wolf (15:51)

Papa. That's kind of how I feel about.

Bobbo (15:53)

About you. Oh, thanks, man.

John Clay Wolf (15:55)

It's been 12 years and here you are still ruining my life.

Bobbo (16:00)

Oh, really? I'm ruining your life? That's funny.

John Clay Wolf (16:05)

That's funny that I love that drop. That's memories. Speaking of strip clubs and. And hard living, that drop that baba played where I was from a couple weeks ago, talking about when I went and visited my high school girlfriend in the diamond cabaret in Denver, Colorado.

Turley (16:22)

I was in Denver.

Caller/Guest (16:23)

Okay.

John Clay Wolf (16:23)

Yeah. Good morning, Denver, Colorado. How are you? Yeah, it was. I went in there to get a steak and actually walked into my ex girlfriend stripping the other way around. It was good.

J.D. (16:37)

You went in for Steak.

John Clay Wolf (16:39)

I went in. I knew what I. My friend was up there. My friend. I mean, you got this gal, right? You date her for, I don't know, three, four years. Like, for a minute you thought you were gonna marry her. The stuff was that good, you know? And then you realize that she couldn't keep a house. I remember when I broke up with her, I got her dad, and I was like, hey, man, I want to tell you why I'm leaving this deal. Because I liked her dad a lot. I mean, we were close. Like, bitch can't keep clean. I mean, you know the ones that have cat poop lined up all over the corners?

Turley (17:17)

Oh, man, I had. Yeah. Just like that.

John Clay Wolf (17:19)

They are the best in bed. There is no question. I mean, it's like they're touched by Jesus.

Turley (17:26)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (17:31)

I mean, from a sexual point of view. Yeah, I know, but it's unbelievable. But it's nasty. I mean, like the open the fridge and molds growing on the lasagna and you don't care. Nah. But that could make it on time to aerobics, right? She just can't clean her own house.

Bobbo (17:54)

Well, that's priorities. Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (17:56)

You know, she had a crazy roommate, too, Brooke. Came in in a towel. The girlfriend's gone. I'm talking college. My girlfriend at the time's roommate, who was my friend's girlfriend, by the way. I'm there at their apartment by myself in her bed, sleeping. And her girl. Her roommate comes in. In a towel,

Turley (18:25)

into the bedroom.

John Clay Wolf (18:26)

Yes, yes.

Turley (18:28)

Warning.

John Clay Wolf (18:29)

So my girlfriend's roommate, who also is my good friend's girlfriend. Yeah, yeah. And then. And she was like. She wasn't laying it on me, but she was like, come and get it if you want it. Sure. And I didn't think that that was the appropriate thing to do.

Bobbo (18:51)

Nice.

John Clay Wolf (18:52)

Thank you. So instead of everything just cruising right along, she goes and tells a story how I made a pass at her.

Bobbo (19:00)

Of course she did.

J.D. (19:01)

Of course.

Bobbo (19:01)

Yeah, of course she did.

J.D. (19:02)

Because you didn't, John.

Caller/Guest (19:04)

Right.

Bobbo (19:04)

That's why I got my book of insane girl names right here in front of me. And I just flipped down through the D's and the C's of the beast, and there she is.

Satan (19:12)

Brooke.

Turley (19:12)

Brooke's there.

Bobbo (19:13)

That's a. That's an insane girl name, John.

John Clay Wolf (19:15)

Crazier than an S. House rat, right?

Caller/Guest (19:18)

Yeah.

Satan (19:18)

Brooke.

Bobbo (19:18)

I'll bet she had the E on the end, too, right? Brooke with an E. Yeah, that's her. Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (19:26)

So then we break up, and I quickly hooked up with my old other high school Girlfriend who I wound up marrying. And that's a whole nother story. Yeah, but the one that just broke up, she. She paused to somewhere and a year later she's dancing at the Diamond Cabaret in Denver, Colorado. Thank you. God bless her soul. Yeah, it's like an Indian term.

Bobbo (19:58)

Like moving on the biatch pies

John Clay Wolf (20:02)

out of here.

Bobbo (20:02)

She's the pious and biatch.

John Clay Wolf (20:06)

No, maybe it was three years later. Long story short, I hear she's dancing up there. I mean, this girl was private school. SMU debutante. You know what debutante is, Bobo?

Bobbo (20:20)

Yeah, they pie.

John Clay Wolf (20:21)

Yeah, Dad's got a lot of money. I mean, just. Just, you know, but. And she's stripping. Stripping like what? Scout got on something and it wasn't Cream of Wheat.

Turley (20:35)

So you just leave it alone. You just don't even want to know what she's doing, right?

John Clay Wolf (20:38)

No, no, I wanted to know.

Turley (20:39)

Right, of course.

John Clay Wolf (20:40)

So my wife at the time's dad had a jet and they go to Denver a lot. So I had this guy that worked for me. I said, hey, I got a job for you in Denver. So I told my father in law's pilot, hey, the next time you're going to Denver, let me know. I've got some entities right up on your plane. And Trent got on the plane and went up to Denver acting like he was going to a car auction, but he really had a secret mission. And he called me back. You know, it was before the phones had the cameras on him.

Caller/Guest (21:14)

Sure.

John Clay Wolf (21:15)

Yep, I'm looking at it. Red suburban, black bottom. 1991 for the Mac Churchill GMC sticker on the back of it. She's driving mama's Suburban parked in the parking lot of Diamond Cabaret in Denver, Colorado. So I got in my plane, went up there and found her. It didn't go well. Trying to save a cokehead crack or stripper, you know, I mean, you got it. You got it. You gotta pick your battles in this world.

Bobbo (21:48)

Eight years later, but I'm still here ruining my life.

John Clay Wolf (21:51)

But Maya, I can hear now. My ex wife's mad now because she heard that I loaded up that dude on her dad's plane to go find my ex girlfriend stripper. So I'm gonna be have to deal with that this afternoon.

Turley (22:02)

I'm gonna save you. We're gonna go to Murphy in Dallas with an 07 Benz 800. 800 radio. 800-800-7234. You ready? John? There's Murphy.

Bobbo (22:12)

Hey, Murphy.

Caller/Guest (22:14)

Hello.

John Clay Wolf (22:15)

Hey. Hey. 07 Benz, I mean JD Benz is a Large assortment.

Turley (22:19)

What kind of, what kind of an S65 with 97.

Caller/Guest (22:22)

It's a F65.07 S65 with 97, 000 miles on it.

John Clay Wolf (22:27)

That car was expensive when it was new.

Caller/Guest (22:31)

It was really expensive when it was new. Yeah, I'm the guy's mechanic and he's in the point now where he wants to move on to something else. This thing's in really good shape, man. It's pristine. It's got a new brake job on the front, new wheel bearings, the full 12 cylinder tune up.

John Clay Wolf (22:48)

That thing is a lot like dating or in this case marrying. If you bought a stripper. It really is very expensive.

Turley (22:56)

In the beginning.

John Clay Wolf (22:57)

It's like herding cats. It's just a hard. It's a hard thing to get your arms around. It's just always going to leak and have problems and lights come on and need money. I think it's worth, I don't know, 7,000. Does that sound right?

Caller/Guest (23:15)

He's hoping for a little bit more than that.

John Clay Wolf (23:17)

How much?

Caller/Guest (23:20)

He's wasn't in the 20s.

John Clay Wolf (23:22)

Yeah, see and I mean, isn't it just what I said, guys?

Turley (23:26)

It is.

John Clay Wolf (23:26)

I mean, just what, you know, Murphy, Unrealistic expectations, unrealistic everything. It's just.

Turley (23:33)

Thank you for holding.

John Clay Wolf (23:34)

How much was your bill, mechanic?

Caller/Guest (23:38)

Well, the, the brake job and the tune up was about seven grand.

John Clay Wolf (23:45)

All right, just go, go. You know, you could have a girlfriend, an apartment in the Cadillac for that much. 800. 800-72348.

Turley (23:53)

Taking a break?

John Clay Wolf (23:54)

Oh, we gotta take a break.

Bobbo (23:55)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (23:56)

Where are we gonna go?

Turley (23:57)

Just away. And you're gonna have another cocktail. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, live from Las Vegas coming up.

John Clay Wolf (24:03)

Don't go away I look to the sea. Reflections in the waves Spot my memory oh, yeah.

Show Producer (24:21)

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com call in 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

John Clay Wolf (24:36)

You know, listening to Don Henley sing this and what a prick he can be off air. It's making me think about David Lee Roth. Bob, did you see where David Lee Roth is talking smack about Van Halen?

Bobbo (24:52)

I did. We actually have a cut on the show about that this week, John.

John Clay Wolf (24:55)

Oh, yeah. What's a cut on the show mean? Like a. An audio sound clip recording.

Bobbo (25:02)

Yes.

John Clay Wolf (25:02)

I'd like to hear that.

Bobbo (25:04)

Wow. You invented that. See, David Lee Roth said that. He invented that.

Turley (25:08)

He did.

Bobbo (25:08)

David Lee Roth was on keshi up in St. Louis this week. Did an Interview. And this is true. This is true. They asked if he needed permission to sing Van Halen songs. And then David Lee basically took credit for everything that Van Halen ever did.

Caller/Guest (25:24)

No, so I wrote the songs. I wrote every word you heard, every syllable, every melody. I structured out, even the guitar solos on that first album. Why do you think the solos changed so radically? I sang the solos for Jamie's Crying and Running with the devil, etc. Because they're. We're not up here strumming with the devil. This is not some tribute band. I wrote those songs, I structured those songs. I designed the backgrounds on the stage. I came up with the album covers. I thought of the stripes on the guitar. I'm the one who should call it Van Halen. Well,

Bobbo (25:59)

that wasn't that. That wasn't Eddie's guitar. That was David Lee. Ross sang the solos on those songs.

John Clay Wolf (26:06)

Man, that's like the Eddie Murphy bit. When the black man gets drunk and claims the house.

Caller/Guest (26:11)

Yeah, right.

John Clay Wolf (26:12)

It's my house. And if you don't like it, get the F out.

Bobbo (26:18)

You and your brother and your mother, take your stuff and get out. My house.

J.D. (26:23)

Everything, the stage, all that. I mean, it was all I did.

Bobbo (26:26)

The lights, the album covers, I drove the trucks.

John Clay Wolf (26:30)

That's funny.

Bobbo (26:31)

And even Sammy Hagar was David Lee's idea, right?

John Clay Wolf (26:34)

It was. Remember the. I. I keep forgetting to say this, but RVs, motorhomes, the. The travel trailers, and of course, motorcycles, ATVs. We buy those two@gimmetheven.com so feel free to load those into the website as well.

Turley (26:53)

And if you'd like to talk to John, it's 800, 800 radio. That's 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. He is in Las Vegas. We are in Texas.

John Clay Wolf (27:03)

How does it sound? Normal.

Bobbo (27:05)

Your processing is way, way up there, man. They've got you basic.

John Clay Wolf (27:09)

Oh, like you got some. I got some cojones.

Bobbo (27:12)

You sound just like Don Corneas.

Turley (27:14)

Hey, everybody, it's Kevin calling in from Nashville. He's got a 13. Avalanche. Black diamond with 60,000 miles. Hey, Kevin.

John Clay Wolf (27:22)

Coming in next on the Soul Train, it's Kevin from Nashville.

Turley (27:27)

Kevin.

John Clay Wolf (27:28)

Kevin, how are you?

Caller/Guest (27:29)

Hey, what's going on, guys?

John Clay Wolf (27:31)

You got a black diamond?

Caller/Guest (27:32)

It's the work, man. Black diamond. Avalanche. Yes, sir.

John Clay Wolf (27:36)

Does it have a sunroof, my brother?

Caller/Guest (27:39)

Yeah, yeah, sunroof.

Bobbo (27:41)

It's got it all.

Caller/Guest (27:41)

It's loaded. It's heated. Heated seats, air conditioned seats.

John Clay Wolf (27:46)

Four wheel drive or two?

Caller/Guest (27:49)

It's two wheel drive.

John Clay Wolf (27:50)

Does it have a screen? I'm sure it does. Navigation.

Caller/Guest (27:54)

Yeah. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Hands free device, phone, all that.

John Clay Wolf (27:57)

What year? It's a. It's a 13 or 13 12.

Caller/Guest (28:01)

2013. The last year they made them.

John Clay Wolf (28:04)

Okay, 60k. Avalanche, two wheel drive. There's what?

Caller/Guest (28:10)

Yeah, two wheel drive. It's the color of blue. They say the guy that bought, a good friend of mine, he's on his own, his own car detailing shop. So it's immaculate inside now and 20 grand. I finally had it about. I didn't know if y'.

John Clay Wolf (28:25)

All.

Caller/Guest (28:25)

I'm not even driving it today. It's at the Dagum house. Because I don't like driving the shop. We work on heavy equipment and too much too dust or too dusty around here. I'm in my 91 full size blazer.

John Clay Wolf (28:36)

Does 21 grand work?

Caller/Guest (28:40)

No, I couldn't do that. I'd like to, but I'd be losing about four grand. Well, because it's only because that interest would hit me up a little bit when I paid where I bought it, you know?

John Clay Wolf (28:51)

Yeah, well, you know that what you owe on something's got nothing to do with what it's worth.

Caller/Guest (28:57)

Yes, sir, I know that exactly. He's not telling me nothing.

John Clay Wolf (29:00)

Okay. I just wanted to re. Verify that fact. What did you pay your buddy for it?

Caller/Guest (29:08)

I give 22 for.

John Clay Wolf (29:10)

Okay, so I'm not that.

Caller/Guest (29:11)

It had 50. Had 50. It had 52,000 miles on I bought it.

John Clay Wolf (29:15)

Okay. How long ago was that?

Caller/Guest (29:18)

That was nine months ago.

John Clay Wolf (29:21)

So 6,000 miles in a year ago just to round it up. I'm. A thousand less than what you paid, old boy. Just off the radio. Half, maybe. Full drunk. If I blew on a deal right now, I doubt that I'd pass. So I just. I'm just wanting to point out that I think I'm doing a pretty damn good job as a drunk man in Las Vegas bidding cars across the United States to an old boy in Tennessee. That Avalanche that they quit making because nobody wanted to buy them. And I'm offering a thousand less than

Caller/Guest (29:57)

he gave his bunch of women did

John Clay Wolf (29:59)

two years ago or a year ago. In 10,000 miles and you're standing up saying, oh no, I need a little more. Oh, no, it just.

Caller/Guest (30:09)

It don't hurt.

Satan (30:09)

It don't hurt.

Caller/Guest (30:10)

Sir.

John Clay Wolf (30:11)

What's it take? Okay, so what's it.

Turley (30:12)

A little more.

Satan (30:12)

Always.

John Clay Wolf (30:13)

Hell, what's it take to buy it?

Caller/Guest (30:16)

Yeah, I just.

Bobbo (30:18)

I couldn't get.

Caller/Guest (30:18)

I couldn't let it go for that, though. I'm sorry. I just called, see what y' all Say sir as I was.

John Clay Wolf (30:23)

Okay. Well, what does it take to buy it?

Caller/Guest (30:30)

I'd have to have at least what I got in. I guess. I just. It's just got a brand new set of wheels and tires on it too. So that's a little extra. Little extra there.

John Clay Wolf (30:37)

You've been mad at somebody, throw that in. You ever been mad at somebody and they keep telling you a story? Like, listen, I don't want to hear a story. Oh, yeah, I don't want to hear a story. I want to hear a number. A number. What does it take to buy it?

Caller/Guest (30:52)

I'd have to at least have 26 for it.

John Clay Wolf (30:56)

We take 10 minutes to get to that.

J.D. (31:02)

Bye.

Turley (31:02)

Bye.

J.D. (31:04)

He's gone.

Turley (31:05)

He's gone.

Bobbo (31:07)

Oh, man.

John Clay Wolf (31:09)

I'm sitting here as we're looking. I pulled up MMR and there's one on ove which is like this dealer site. It's all lifted and decked out. It's a 13. And they're what, 21 and a half for it? Why don't I just buy that, Put myself out of misery. So 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. you got anything else?

Turley (31:29)

We got Mike in Nashville with an 05 Blazer. We have Tom in Spring with a 15 GMC 2500 Denali.

John Clay Wolf (31:36)

Let's talk to Tom.

Turley (31:36)

Tom's there.

John Clay Wolf (31:38)

Tom, how's the. Give us a weather update, sir.

Caller/Guest (31:42)

Well, today it's bright and sunny. You know, earlier this week it rained just a little bit.

John Clay Wolf (31:46)

Right. In spring. Our office in spring was shut down for one day. The underpass was flooded. Couldn't get to it off Westheimer Road. Has the flood water subsided yet

Caller/Guest (32:03)

around here? It has, yeah.

Bobbo (32:05)

Spring.

Caller/Guest (32:05)

The east side got a lot. The west side didn't. I mean, my house only got like 5 inches, so the east side got in the high 20s.

John Clay Wolf (32:12)

Who are the Texans playing this weekend?

J.D. (32:16)

The Chargers in. In Los Angeles.

John Clay Wolf (32:20)

Okay, and what is your car that you need a number on

Caller/Guest (32:25)

the 20152500 Sierra Denali with 38, 000 miles.

John Clay Wolf (32:30)

Is it the diesel or gas?

Caller/Guest (32:35)

Diesel. Four wheel drive.

John Clay Wolf (32:37)

Does it have a sunroof?

Satan (32:40)

Yep.

Caller/Guest (32:40)

Sunroof navigation.

John Clay Wolf (32:41)

It's fully loaded and it's a Denali. What color?

Caller/Guest (32:46)

Maroon.

John Clay Wolf (32:47)

How many miles? 30, 38. Okay. I think it's upper 40s. 45, 6, 7. Did you say it's lifted or stuck?

Caller/Guest (33:05)

I'm sorry. No, it's not.

John Clay Wolf (33:06)

Okay. Go to get take some pictures and go to givemetheven.com youm can just put in your license Plate number. If you don't want to put in your VIN number and you can upload it, you can fill out the form on the website. It takes, I don't know, J.D. how long does take? One minute, 45 seconds, maybe.

Turley (33:23)

45 seconds?

Bobbo (33:24)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (33:24)

It's nothing, you know. Does that buy It

Caller/Guest (33:30)

Gets pretty darn close, that's for sure.

John Clay Wolf (33:32)

Yeah, I mean, it should. If that didn't bite, then it's not for sale. And an example of a car that's not for sale is old boy from Tennessee a minute ago that wanted to talk for an hour and a half about his Avalanche. Okay, cool.

Turley (33:43)

Thank you, man.

John Clay Wolf (33:43)

Go load it up.

Turley (33:44)

Let's buy it up against the heartbreak.

John Clay Wolf (33:45)

Sell that Sounder Turley, because I think that that one's gonna get bought. Is that Eddie Money I hear in the background? I thought he died.

Turley (33:58)

He did, but he still lives on in the John Clay Wolf Show. And we have more live and drinking from Las Vegas with John Clay Wolf right after this. Don't go away.

Bobbo (34:23)

Now in theaters. Rambo, the Final Drop. John J. Rambo is now much older.

Caller/Guest (34:30)

Who's there?

Podbean Announcer (34:31)

What do you want?

Bobbo (34:34)

And faces his greatest challenge yet.

John Clay Wolf (34:36)

Do you think I could use your toilet?

Bobbo (34:39)

Dealing with a weak bladder.

John Clay Wolf (34:41)

Go away before I call the police.

Bobbo (34:44)

Rambo the Final Drop.

John Clay Wolf (34:46)

I don't think I can hold it. Now play.

Bobbo (34:48)

Check your undies for stains and showtimes. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday.

DJ Pre K (34:56)

Good morning.

Bobbo (34:58)

It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Keith Richards, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

John Clay Wolf (35:39)

So, Bob, did. Did you dream up that Sylvester Stallone? Rambo. Great. Yeah. Talking about John going on. Talk about my new movie. Tell us about your movie. And don't. Don't wet yourself while you're doing it.

Bobbo (35:55)

I was gonna.

John Clay Wolf (35:57)

They were talking about his idea of

Satan (35:59)

the new Rambo for five or six years, and I said, I'm not big enough anymore. They said, no, but he's old.

John Clay Wolf (36:06)

He's old.

Satan (36:07)

I said, yeah, I could do that.

John Clay Wolf (36:11)

Hey, J.D. will you pull up number 12, Gary in Alabama?

Turley (36:14)

Sure. Gary in Alabama is on the radio.

John Clay Wolf (36:18)

Gary, who's. Who's Bama? Play this today. Says on the air, oh, you're not a basketball. I mean, a basketball fan. You're not a. Not a basketball fan. Where in Alabama you from, Holmes?

J.D. (36:36)

How is that possible?

Caller/Guest (36:38)

Abbotville.

J.D. (36:39)

Where?

Caller/Guest (36:42)

Abbotville, Alabama. It's between Huntsville And Birmingham.

John Clay Wolf (36:46)

And you're not a Roll Tide Roll fan?

Caller/Guest (36:49)

Well, I am, but I. I couldn't tell you who they're playing today. I'm a truck driver, Man, I ain't got time.

John Clay Wolf (36:56)

All right, well, call me back when you know. Hang up on him, J.D. okay. There you go, boy.

DJ Pre K (37:02)

Wow.

J.D. (37:02)

Really?

Podbean Announcer (37:03)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (37:03)

I mean, you got it. We got to keep it real. Oh, there's Sylvester.

J.D. (37:07)

He's back again. All right.

John Clay Wolf (37:09)

Hey, I'm Mark in New Orleans. Number. Number seven. Good morning.

Caller/Guest (37:14)

Oh, good morning. How's it going, fellas?

John Clay Wolf (37:17)

I'm good. Good, good. How's the Bourbon street last night? Did you go.

Caller/Guest (37:23)

I did not go to Berman street, but I can tell you that Bama, I believe, is playing Northwestern State.

J.D. (37:28)

No, that's not right.

Caller/Guest (37:31)

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Oh, darn it. Darn it.

John Clay Wolf (37:39)

I know you're from Nolan's, where the bars don't close and you don't have to have consent to get sex, but you can't say s on the radio. Okay, you got a 073 TL type S with a buck and a half on it. Car's worth three GS. Two GS. Three GS. Does it have a Louisiana package on it?

Caller/Guest (38:00)

A Louisiana package?

John Clay Wolf (38:01)

Yeah.

Caller/Guest (38:03)

What do you mean by that?

John Clay Wolf (38:04)

That's a whiskey dent, a cracked windshield and a flat tire. Okay, drop him. 800. 800. 7234.

J.D. (38:11)

Do you really want to know? John, who's playing?

John Clay Wolf (38:13)

Yes.

J.D. (38:14)

Southern Mississippi is at Alabama.

John Clay Wolf (38:17)

Yeah.

J.D. (38:17)

And the spread is only 38 points.

John Clay Wolf (38:19)

That's it.

J.D. (38:20)

Yeah. Alabama's only favored by 38. Who did Dak play for? That was Mississippi State. Yes.

John Clay Wolf (38:27)

Bulldogs. No. Bulldogs.

J.D. (38:29)

Yeah. Yes, you are correct. And by the way, speaking of spreads, did you see how much the Cowboys were favored against the Dolphins this week?

John Clay Wolf (38:38)

I'm Gonna guess it's 27 points.

J.D. (38:40)

You're pretty damn close. 22 and a half. John, you're in Vegas. I think I might take the under on that one. That's a lot of points to win by.

John Clay Wolf (38:48)

Really?

J.D. (38:48)

In the NFL.

John Clay Wolf (38:49)

Do you want to Venmo me some money and I'll make a bet for you?

J.D. (38:53)

I might just do that. Venmo you some money.

Bobbo (38:56)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (38:56)

I was talking to our own sports better. Zane, who works at our Las Vegas office on Sahara Drive, and we've been. We're recapping about the past year that. Gimme the Vin has been in Las Vegas.

J.D. (39:09)

How's his betting doing?

John Clay Wolf (39:10)

Well, that's what, you know, he's kind of it's kind of like the guy we talked to earlier. Hey, I don't care about the story. Tell me about the dollar amount. Give me a dollar amount. Are you up or are you down? When it all washes out the past year, I think I'm up a little bit. Okay.

J.D. (39:27)

I think I know you know if you're up.

John Clay Wolf (39:29)

I think he was confident that he was up, but I think it's just a touch. So he's not making. He's not making a second living out of the sports books, but enough to keep him hooked. Is he placing bets for people out of the office?

J.D. (39:43)

I can't confirm or deny that.

John Clay Wolf (39:45)

I have a feeling now what would. What would be the ad. What would be the advantage to Zane going to the sportsbook in person and making a bet directly instead of going through one of the services?

J.D. (39:57)

I can't confirm or deny that. You may take a percentage of it.

John Clay Wolf (40:01)

But explain to me what would be the advantage of you? Turley. Let's take you for example. A man that lives in Dallas, Texas and has a buyer that works in Las Vegas. And so you have a little managerie managerial authority over him. And you love sports. And you could call him and say, Zane, I need you to go down to the book and lay a thousand on this one if the spread gets to this. So. And he'd say, okay, boss, how would. Can. Can you cut a better deal in person?

J.D. (40:33)

I believe. Yeah. Because the odds are a little different than online. You have to pay. It's different percentages that you have to pay.

John Clay Wolf (40:39)

That's what I'm saying.

Caller/Guest (40:40)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (40:41)

So would you ever do something like that too?

J.D. (40:43)

I don't know. No. No. What are you talking about, John? No.

John Clay Wolf (40:48)

Almost be like taking an employee and sending them on a jet up to Denver, Colorado to go on a stripper hunt. Right, Right. Chapping. That's funny. That's so awesome. I just realized that I'd forgotten all about that. That I sent my key man on my ex father in law's private jet, my ex wife to go lying about their reason to go, told him that he needed to go to an auction up there. And he did go to an auction to make it real. But after the auction was over in Aurora, Colorado, he went over to the Diamond Cabaret to do a recon for me and verify that my ex girlfriend was indeed stripping of the Diamond Cabaret. God, that's funny. And then I got in my little plane and flew up there. I had a bonanza and I ran it out of gas because I fell Asleep over, I don't know, over the plains of Colorado. One tank went out. I woke up when it quit running, I can tell you that. J.D.

Turley (41:46)

seriously, you were asleep and ran out of fuel.

John Clay Wolf (41:50)

Out of fuel? I ran a tank out of fuel. There is a difference. Yeah, there's a big difference. Yeah. But boy, when it starts sputtering.

Turley (42:00)

Yeah, that's a wake up call.

John Clay Wolf (42:01)

Oh, my God, you're so lucky.

Turley (42:04)

You're the luckiest.

John Clay Wolf (42:05)

And I, I was setting up for emergency land and I was like, you know, let me flip this tank.

Turley (42:09)

Let me just try this.

John Clay Wolf (42:10)

Oh, Some ran like a top after we put some gasoline on it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Charlie, what about Antonio Brown?

J.D. (42:26)

Yeah. So just this time last week, we were talking about how the Patriots, you know, he signed with the Patriots after getting released by the Raiders. Well, now he's been released by the Patriots. All these. He's got a lot of sexual assault allegations going. Cowboys now, now they ain't gonna touch him. I don't think anybody else in the NFL is going to touch.

Bobbo (42:44)

Yeah, but if anybody would, you know, Jerry's thinking about it right now.

J.D. (42:50)

No, they're in a good spot right now. Jerry. Jerry's back. He's just drinking his Johnny Walker, enjoying the show right now. Yeah. And Antonio A.B. is. I don't think he's done in the NFL, but like I said, I mentioned this a couple weeks ago. Xfl, you can sign with them. They don't care.

Bobbo (43:11)

I like boys named Brown. I like boys named Brown.

John Clay Wolf (43:14)

He and Colin Kaepernick. Go play catch. Keep warm. There you go.

J.D. (43:17)

Yeah, they may be on the same team in the xfl.

John Clay Wolf (43:21)

Steve and Austin. Good morning. Number six.

Turley (43:24)

There he is.

John Clay Wolf (43:25)

You there.

J.D. (43:26)

Good morning.

John Clay Wolf (43:27)

You have a 2011 Camaro SS with 19,000 miles on it?

Caller/Guest (43:34)

Yes, sir.

John Clay Wolf (43:35)

What color?

Caller/Guest (43:37)

Blue.

John Clay Wolf (43:39)

I'm in Vegas and we bought one yesterday at the office here. And it's the same thing. It's got 30,000 miles on it. But this guy geeked it out. Like, he put Nevada Southern Nevada Camaro club stickers on the side.

Bobbo (43:51)

And he.

John Clay Wolf (43:51)

And he had to do some accent painting like on the side of the hood, the creases, like it's gray. He started getting cute. We're gonna have to take all that off, I'm afraid. And guys, guys that want to geek your car out. Stickers are great, but don't let them. Don't start painting on them. Did you paint on yours or is it factory?

Caller/Guest (44:11)

It's factory. Yeah, it does have the white super sport stripes on the hood and the tail.

John Clay Wolf (44:18)

That's all good. This is like some bad actor. This is like a methy kind of stripe, you know? You know, when I say a meth stripe, you know what I mean? Yep. You do?

Caller/Guest (44:33)

I do.

John Clay Wolf (44:34)

A meth stripe is that old boy who's been up a little too long, hadn't been to sleep in a few days, and decides he and his buddy decide they're gonna paint the Camaro SS and make it look better. And they're, you know, like the grills and the hood, they're gonna paint. What if we knocked those out and painted. You know, it's a black car. We painted it racing green. And as long as you do that, why don't we paint this green too? And that. That's messy.

J.D. (45:00)

And when we get the door handles too, man.

John Clay Wolf (45:02)

With meth and paint, gonna start mixing. It is hard on cars, man.

J.D. (45:08)

Hey, man, let's get those.

John Clay Wolf (45:09)

Let me get the hubs too.

Caller/Guest (45:10)

Yeah, no, this is. It's all factory. The stripes came from the. The dealer.

John Clay Wolf (45:14)

Okay.

Caller/Guest (45:15)

It's. Nothing's been modified, is it?

John Clay Wolf (45:17)

15 grand. 16 grand.

Caller/Guest (45:23)

A little bit lower than what I was thinking.

John Clay Wolf (45:25)

What are you thinking? What's it take to buy it? I'm a check writer.

Caller/Guest (45:29)

18.

John Clay Wolf (45:29)

18 grand. Where do you live?

Caller/Guest (45:34)

Texas. Austin, Texas.

John Clay Wolf (45:36)

18 grand. Bring it to me. You bring it to me, I'll pay it. Hit it, Turley. Bring it to me is the key word. Okay. If I got to come get it, I got to chop it back a little for the transportation. There's one down in the bucket.

Bobbo (45:51)

The meth stripe.

John Clay Wolf (45:53)

A non methed out Camaro ss.

J.D. (45:55)

Do you remember the one we bought? It was. This is like when we first started eight years ago.

John Clay Wolf (45:59)

It's a white Mustang gt. And we sold it. Wait a minute. We bought it? He brought it back. Yes, sold it. And then they got torqued up, he and his old lady. About six months later, they were all. Man, their teeth had fallen out like six months. And he brings his car back and wants us to buy it. And it. It's a white Mustang gt. And they. They did the meth stripe package to it.

Bobbo (46:24)

Is it still in good shape?

John Clay Wolf (46:25)

Oh, yeah, man.

Bobbo (46:26)

What do you see it now?

John Clay Wolf (46:27)

You're right.

Bobbo (46:28)

Was it. Was it black, painted white stripes on it or. It was white.

J.D. (46:32)

Yeah.

Bobbo (46:32)

And they painted black straps on it like spray paint.

John Clay Wolf (46:35)

It was just terrible. In a V. Yes. You remember Bobbo in a V? Like the flying V guitar from playing it on the line video.

Bobbo (46:44)

Yeah. And the V, the top of the V didn't quite hit the same place on the passenger side as it did on the driver's side. There's a V right down to the nose.

John Clay Wolf (46:53)

We had to sand the entire thing out and repaint the whole car.

Bobbo (46:59)

And he was so proud.

John Clay Wolf (47:01)

He was proud. God, he ruined that car. And we thought we backed it up enough, and we did not. I mean, it like cost. Should have just sold it with the meth stripes on it. Just let it go.

Bobbo (47:10)

And John's fast bidding phase is on its way next here on the John Clay wolf show. So load those phones now at 1-800-800-RODIO. That's 1-800-800-7234. Be right back.

Show Producer (47:32)

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John Clay Wolf (48:31)

It's early. Yeah, I know this is Boston, but do you have any hearts? You know, like the Ann and Anne and Nancy Wilson sister's heart?

J.D. (48:40)

I could find some, yeah. Why? Why are you so in intrigued with a heart?

John Clay Wolf (48:43)

Because I was gonna. I was gonna lay the groundwork for what my experience was last night. The music to do it.

J.D. (48:49)

Okay, well, let me get some heart going here.

John Clay Wolf (48:51)

Okay.

Bobbo (48:52)

Let me.

John Clay Wolf (48:53)

Give me.

J.D. (48:53)

Give me a little bit.

John Clay Wolf (48:54)

Where were you 30 minutes ago? Okay, 30 minutes ago. Yeah, I told you 30 minutes ago. Because you're like, hey, talk about the I heart music festival. I said, hey, pull up heart crazy on you. The guitar lick a the beginning when hot sister starts playing it and fat sister's getting ready to start singing.

J.D. (49:10)

I don't think he said that.

Turley (49:12)

When you're drinking in Vegas, sometimes you think you say things because you set

John Clay Wolf (49:17)

them in your head.

Turley (49:25)

John, did you Go to sleep last night at all.

John Clay Wolf (49:30)

I'm gonna take that as a noun. Yeah. So, Turley, it's called Crazy on you. It's by this band called Heart. They're Canadian by. By trade. One of them plays an acoustic. You got a fat sister and a good looking sister. And the fat sister could sing like a mother. And the good looking sister can play the six string like a mother.

Bobbo (49:51)

And they're playing this weekend at the Lotus Radio Group Music Festival.

John Clay Wolf (49:54)

Is that correct? No, they're played. Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, yeah, I got a. Bob. You can't deny what's going on here in Vegas at the. What do you call it? Impact. Where did they bury Michael Jackson? Staples.

Bobbo (50:09)

At the Lotus Radio Group cemetery, whatever it's called here.

John Clay Wolf (50:13)

The great big thing down there on the Strip. Yeah. And last night Green Day kicked it off. Sweet. Did you get to see Green Day? Nope. I. I was working or kind of. Yeah, I was at dinner with a radio people.

J.D. (50:28)

Ah.

John Clay Wolf (50:28)

Yep. But then French Montana. I don't know who that is.

J.D. (50:33)

He's a hip hop artist.

John Clay Wolf (50:35)

And then Heart. And that'd be a great time to start playing it. Right there. There you go. There you go. You still got it, Turley. You still got it. All those years of the ticket making drops. The timing, your impeccable timing. Yeah, I mean, I was. I was a little drunk watching this. Turn it up a little. I gotta hear this, man. This was good. These bitches insane, dude. I mean, they are rock stars still alive. I love them. And I didn't realize how much I love them until I saw him last night and I was doing the math on it. So say this was 1980, because this was actually like 77. But if it was just 80 and these gals, you know, 20, 40, and they were 20 years old, so they've got to be 60. Are they older than 60?

J.D. (51:30)

Surely, surely, they gotta be.

Bobbo (51:32)

I mean, they weren't far behind the Eagles. And the Eagles are all mid upper 60s.

J.D. (51:37)

Only if we could look it up

Bobbo (51:38)

on the Internet, wouldn't that be something,

Turley (51:40)

a way to look it up?

John Clay Wolf (51:41)

Sister. The tall skinny sister's got to be younger than the. Than the singer.

Bobbo (51:47)

I thought they were twins.

John Clay Wolf (51:49)

Is it fair to say that Ann Wilson is like the Christina Aguilera of her day?

Turley (51:53)

As far as Anne is 69.

John Clay Wolf (51:56)

Holy wow.

J.D. (51:57)

Wow.

John Clay Wolf (51:58)

I thought she was doing a little Grandma Shuffle there for a minute. I mean, you know, she kind of remembered of Lexi Dell, my grandma, when she started like moving a little bit like, you know, the grandma does the dance. Sure, sure. Yeah. So she. She's 70 years old, that woman, 60 years old.

Turley (52:13)

Five is Nancy.

John Clay Wolf (52:14)

Nancy, right. Wait, which one's the younger?

Turley (52:17)

The younger is Nancy. She's 65.

John Clay Wolf (52:19)

I don't know the. To blonde or brunette?

Turley (52:21)

That's the good looking one. Is Nancy.

John Clay Wolf (52:23)

Okay. Married to Cameron Crowe.

Turley (52:25)

Okay.

John Clay Wolf (52:26)

All right. So that was that and then the Backstreet.

Turley (52:31)

No.

Caller/Guest (52:33)

Yeah.

J.D. (52:33)

Did you stay for that?

John Clay Wolf (52:35)

Yeah. I mean, it was the next one up. It was Camila Cabello. And then she's like the current rendition of JLo. None of y' all probably know who she is. Then the Backstreet Boys, and they did it their way. Oh, God. How did you.

J.D. (52:49)

How could you stay there for that?

John Clay Wolf (52:51)

How can you not sing along? Just quit lying to yourself, you know? No, at some point you just have to say, it's okay. Tell me why. Ain't nothing but I mean, yeah, I liked it. I liked it. I'm gonna. I'm gonna admit it. I didn't love it, but it made my wife happy.

J.D. (53:06)

Oh, well, that was when she was like, what, five years old or something, right?

John Clay Wolf (53:10)

She might have been three, she might have been six. Who knows? So you got to start up, you know, When. When. When my former wife said, why did you go with a woman so young? When I remarried and I said I wasn't planning on my car breaking down and blowing the motor, but since it did, I went ahead and wanted. Got a new one that's under warranty. And I don't know if that makes any sense to anyone or not, but.

Turley (53:46)

Totally. Completely.

J.D. (53:48)

So was she all just geeking out? Because I'm sure she was. Had posters of them and stuff.

John Clay Wolf (53:53)

She did. And you know, she's from Denmark, Europe. They're very. They're as bad as anybody about being fame drunk.

J.D. (54:00)

Oh, yeah.

John Clay Wolf (54:01)

On US Brands.

Caller/Guest (54:04)

Yeah. Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (54:05)

Hey, I liked it. I mean, the Backstreet Boys rocked my lame ass.

J.D. (54:08)

Wow, you were really drunk.

Turley (54:11)

May still be say that live on the air.

John Clay Wolf (54:14)

Yeah. Went upstairs to the VIP thing and free beer. Why wouldn't you be drunk? Yeah, you'd have to be Backstreet Boys, Barry Manilow. It's all good. I'll tell you who sucked. And I'm sorry. Tim. And I like your old lady. You did a good job with that. But Tim McGraw did not rock my lame ass.

J.D. (54:34)

Yeah, I've heard that.

John Clay Wolf (54:35)

Why? Just corny.

J.D. (54:38)

Oh, doesn't he just kind of sit there and do nothing?

John Clay Wolf (54:40)

Yeah, I mean, I think I'd rather see Luke Bryan and I'd probably rather kill myself.

Bobbo (54:44)

Now, come on out.

Turley (54:46)

I'm telling you, Charlie dumped that.

John Clay Wolf (54:50)

It was that level of suck.

Caller/Guest (54:52)

Wow.

Turley (54:53)

Wow, really?

J.D. (54:53)

You mean you didn't like this song?

Turley (54:57)

Oh, this is the worst song you ever did.

John Clay Wolf (54:59)

Ever. That would have been fun.

J.D. (55:00)

You didn't play Indian Outlaw.

John Clay Wolf (55:02)

Is this. Is this Indian Outlaw? Yeah, I'm an Indian outlaw, baby. She's a chick of all.

Bobbo (55:10)

Terrible.

John Clay Wolf (55:11)

That would have been great. Compared to what? We had to listen to him singing the Cars drive. What?

J.D. (55:17)

Really?

John Clay Wolf (55:17)

Yeah. Rico Kasich. He died last week. Oh, okay. And I'm just like, shut up and just play the Cars. I don't want to hear you.

Turley (55:25)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (55:26)

Where's your old lady? I mean, that guy, that poor bastard. Everywhere he goes, that's all he hears. Where's your lady? Where's Faith?

Bobbo (55:32)

Yeah, well, because they did that unannounced so many times for so many years, people just expect it now.

Turley (55:38)

Yeah, Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (55:39)

I mean, she's great.

Bobbo (55:40)

She ain't here and she ain't coming.

John Clay Wolf (55:42)

Did they. Did they split up?

Bobbo (55:44)

No, but she got tired of headlining

John Clay Wolf (55:47)

his shows for it. Somebody needs to. Okay, then. Fletcher, Cage the Elephant.

J.D. (55:55)

Oh, how are they?

John Clay Wolf (55:57)

I'm getting confused. There was one that like, had a mask on with like. He was like dressed up like a. No, that's murder.

J.D. (56:03)

Marshmallow.

John Clay Wolf (56:04)

No, no, no, I. Dude, I'm not that big of a moron. I mean, I have kids. I've got four kids. Marshmallow wears a marshmallow hat. Okay. And he's white. I'm talking about like a guy that's dressed up like Freddy Krueger in makeup. Like a dead person. I don't know who that was. I quit paying attention.

J.D. (56:22)

That was the drugs right there.

John Clay Wolf (56:24)

Yeah, I left. I mean, I had to be here this morning. I couldn't stay up all night. Hootie and the Blowhards came on. I missed that. Then tonight it's Miley Cyrus, Miley Virus. She starts at 7:30. This is the iHeartradio Music Festival. And it's not the Impact Center. What's it called? The Something. Staples. No, that's la. Whatever. The big center is in the. On the Strip in Vegas. Zach Brown Band, Def Leppard, Alicia Keys, Mumford and Sons, Chance the Rapper and then Marshmallow.

J.D. (56:56)

Are you a big marshmallow fan?

John Clay Wolf (56:58)

My wife wants to save for marshmallow to get video so she can show it to our 10 year old because he is a big marshmallow fan. Is Zach Brown Band any good? I've heard everybody loves Him.

Turley (57:08)

Yeah, they're really.

Bobbo (57:09)

They're really cool. Yeah.

J.D. (57:11)

This is marshmallow to go out with to break.

John Clay Wolf (57:13)

John, is this our last break? What time now?

J.D. (57:16)

We got one more for big 100,

John Clay Wolf (57:19)

Washington D.C. i know we're not talking about you much this morning, but we're thinking about you in spirit. And everybody since I'm talking about everything but cars. If you want to sell your car, please go to give me the vi n.givemethevin.com. we're the largest wholesaler company in the United States. And if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for $100. You can go to givemethevin.com. punch it in there. Takes 45 seconds. The computer will give you a bid. The guys will follow up, make a deal with you. And if you have a written CarMax offer, we don't beat it. That's current. I'll send you a check for $100. I have to send out about five of them a week because sometimes they screw up and they overbid stuff because they're morons and I let them have them. Okay, we'll be right.

Show Producer (58:06)

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

John Clay Wolf (58:14)

Everybody's talking. Hey, Jay. We jump over to Robert in Pensacola, Florida.

Turley (58:20)

He's there.

John Clay Wolf (58:22)

Robert, you there?

Caller/Guest (58:25)

Yeah, I am.

John Clay Wolf (58:26)

How's the weather in Florida? Is the water crazy blue right now or is it turned over? It's not as pretty.

Caller/Guest (58:34)

It was incredible a week ago, but a little rough right now. We've had some four to six foot seas, so it's a little rough. Incoming tide looks good. Outgoing is pitiful.

John Clay Wolf (58:45)

I gotcha.

Show Producer (58:45)

Beautiful day today, though.

Caller/Guest (58:46)

Nice is a cool breeze for a change. We're only at 82 degrees this morning. Usually by this time we're already at 90, 92.

John Clay Wolf (58:53)

So how does this station cover Pensacola? Does it cover it like a glove. Do we sound like we're there? Yeah, perfect. 01 Camaro SS with 72,000 miles T top. What color it is?

Caller/Guest (59:10)

It's the dark. Like the deep sea blue. It's a. It's a real pretty blue.

John Clay Wolf (59:15)

What about the rust from the beach in the ocean?

Caller/Guest (59:18)

Oh, none whatsoever.

J.D. (59:21)

None.

John Clay Wolf (59:22)

Five, six, seven grams.

Caller/Guest (59:24)

The. The. The wheels on it. I'll just so you have a heads up, you know, the wheels on it are. There's the Corvette wheels, so there's a little bit of pitting in the chrome on the wheels. But other than that, there's no body rust whatsoever.

John Clay Wolf (59:37)

Does six grand buy it?

Caller/Guest (59:41)

Six grand to buy it. That's what I was thinking.

John Clay Wolf (59:43)

That's what I'm thinking.

Caller/Guest (59:50)

That on me there for a second.

John Clay Wolf (59:51)

Go load it into my website. Go load it into your website. Give me the vin.com and take up close pictures of those wheels because that I need to look at, see if I got to fix them up. Thank you, sir. Thanks for calling. David Nashville. David Nashville.

Caller/Guest (60:07)

Hey, good morning, John.

John Clay Wolf (60:08)

Good morning. What you got?

Caller/Guest (60:09)

Yeah, I'm here. I've got a 18 Range Rover Autobiography.

John Clay Wolf (60:16)

Is it long or short body?

Caller/Guest (60:19)

Short.

John Clay Wolf (60:22)

Okay.

Caller/Guest (60:22)

Had a sticker about a hundred. Just under 150. 145, 46,000.

John Clay Wolf (60:28)

It's a lot of money. I thought the. I thought to get the sticker that high, they had to be long bodies.

Caller/Guest (60:37)

No, Autobiography is pretty high up.

John Clay Wolf (60:40)

So what color is it?

Caller/Guest (60:43)

Black.

J.D. (60:43)

Black.

John Clay Wolf (60:44)

And it is 70 miles.

Caller/Guest (60:49)

It's under 20. I think it's about 18, 18, 5 on the miles.

John Clay Wolf (60:52)

2018 Range Rover Autobiography. Black, Black, Clean. Carfax upper teens. On the miles. $148,000 list is what you said. I think it's worth a hundred grand.

Caller/Guest (61:06)

Oh, well, I think it's worth more than that. The dealers up here don't want to give anything, so I don't even mess with them anymore.

John Clay Wolf (61:14)

What's it take to buy it? And what?

Caller/Guest (61:18)

Well, I just think, you know, it's a righteous car. It's like brand new. I thought it'd do maybe one hundred ten, hundred fifteen.

John Clay Wolf (61:25)

I don't know. I hear you. It's just those damn Rovers depreciate so hard, they've got nowhere to go but down 105. I've had some of them. We sold some in Pennsylvania yesterday. I had the same car in Pa, Manheim, Pa yesterday, and it sold for 108. It was a white one. 18 autobiography. Now my memory's coming back. I'm sorry. I'm in Vegas for this iHeartRadio music festival. My brain's a little scrambled because we went to the show last night and did a little drinking and then we're two hours earlier than you are, so I had to get up at 5, so I'm kind of whacked out. But we buy cars in Washington, D.C. maryland, Virginia, and we sell them at the Manheim Auto auction on Friday. And we do the same thing around the southern states and we sell them at the Dallas Auto auction in Nashville. But I had a. I had the same car in PA yesterday and I sold it for 108,000. So that's what it's worth. Does 108,000 buy it? I mean, it doesn't sound like you're even gonna sell it for that.

Caller/Guest (62:31)

If you do 108, we're in.

John Clay Wolf (62:34)

Oh, God. So, always giving the bring money. You know, there's this guy that works for us. His name's. And he's got a gay dog. His name's Ken. And we always talk. We always make fun of him because he throws the wood at him, like, give the bring money. And I'm. Now. Now I'm doing it, too. Yeah, I'm throwing the wood. I'm giving what I can sell him for, and I got to transport it and pay a fee in a detail. But Anyway, I said 108. You said 108. We're deal. Nashville. Good morning, Nashville. We're glad to be in Nashville and Tennessee. So here's what you need to do. Take pictures of the car. Take pictures of the front and back of the title if you have it. If not, get us the payoff info. And now that it's my car and no longer your car, then you need to find something else to drive for the weekend, and I'll be there Monday to pick it up.

Caller/Guest (63:17)

Okay?

Turley (63:18)

He's gone.

John Clay Wolf (63:18)

Oh, he's gone. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

J.D. (63:25)

Hey, John, you want to hear some auction audio before we lose the DC Listeners?

John Clay Wolf (63:29)

Yes. Yes.

J.D. (63:30)

So, of course, John. Every Wednesday is out at Manheim Auction in Dallas, running two of our lanes. And this week is pretty interesting. This first cut, I'm not sure if you had a stroke or not, but it's ro. Yes. Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (63:44)

See, I really think I'm on the edge of stroke.

J.D. (63:46)

Yeah. And this was. I was waiting for it to happen. You got a. You were a little upset at one of the buyers, and you had to let him know downline about some of his notes that he puts on when you're on the block. Because, you know, cars are going about 20 every 20 seconds, and you don't have a lot of time to read stuff. Well, let me.

John Clay Wolf (64:03)

Let me set it up. Yeah, I know this. Well, so I've got this buyer that he keeps putting on my sheet these notes about, like, what kind of tires and what kind of air conditioning and what kind of. What kind of stitch in the leather. And, you know, it's just always. He's overloading me with information. So we've got all these cars but his, you know, we got to talk about you know, the oil was just changed 700 miles ago. And. And. And I've told him to lay off of it, but. But we were having a rough time. And this car rolls up and it says, blah, blah, blah, blah, Yay. Rare. Six speed rare. And this car is like, by the time we get money on it, we're losing like $3,000. And. And I. And I remember I have a headset on the microphone, and I figured he was listening, so I went ahead and gave him some notes from my brain while we were going so that he could have notes from me. Like I'm getting notes from him. You go ahead and play it. Hey, Tyler, I think your stick shift story's Nobody cares. Stick speed in it, which is AKA a stick shift. I just wanted you to know it's rare. It's really rare.

J.D. (65:28)

Go ahead. Cody's just like, just going on like nothing's happening. No one's stroking out over here.

John Clay Wolf (65:37)

Yeah, Cody's gotten used to my oddities. And then the next one rolled up and it didn't have a sunroof, and I started screaming. It's rare because it doesn't have a sunroof.

J.D. (65:44)

Yeah, you were in rare form, that's for sure. Because our. I guess the man, the ring man, he has kind of a weird cadence. His name is Eddie Ray. And you're. You're making fun of his cadence when he. When he calls on somebody, when he finds a number.

John Clay Wolf (65:58)

Here's his.

J.D. (65:58)

Here's that.

John Clay Wolf (66:00)

Have you ever backed over a dog with your truck? That's what Eddie Ray sounds like. Whoa, whoa.

J.D. (66:14)

Let's hear that one more time.

Bobbo (66:15)

One more time.

John Clay Wolf (66:18)

Backed over a dog with your truck. That's what Eddie Ray sounds like.

J.D. (66:26)

I think that's gonna become a drop.

Caller/Guest (66:28)

Rrr.

J.D. (66:29)

Sell it.

John Clay Wolf (66:30)

Yeah. Eddie raised Jamie Johnson and it was funny. I just heard he's the. He's the IP man in the auctions. You got the bid taker. Yep, yep, yep. He was just. It's just. It was funny.

J.D. (66:42)

And then later on, you and Cody had a little, I guess your downtime when the cars are going, talking about a drinking story.

John Clay Wolf (66:51)

See what they do and then you can hit it.

Caller/Guest (66:53)

All right.

John Clay Wolf (66:54)

Cody, grab you a drink? Put a little whiskey in it. I quit drinking. You're so full of. What you leaving all that in a wet bar sure got me in a lot of trouble. You leaving all that liquor at the house about got me a divorce. I'm gonna be honest with you. That high speed Internet connection didn't help you any either. 57 1. I got the big old chicken TV. It looks real. 57.

J.D. (67:16)

I mean, it's like you guys are doing a standup routine while cars 30, 40, 50, $100,000 cars are rolling through like nothing's going on. Just talking about drinking stuff.

Bobbo (67:25)

Liquor and porn. Liquor and porn.

John Clay Wolf (67:29)

Got to have fun. If you can't have fun, you don't need to be doing it.

J.D. (67:31)

And this last one, real quick, you apologize kind of.

John Clay Wolf (67:36)

Hey, speaking of. Yes, sir. Last week, and I forgot I needed say this. I got riled up, started cussing and hollering and getting crazy and I'd like to apologize to anybody I offended. Well, that's good. I appreciate that.

Bobbo (67:48)

25, three.

J.D. (67:56)

Yeah, you kind of apologized.

John Clay Wolf (67:58)

God. I meant it. I meant it.

DJ Pre K (68:01)

There.

John Clay Wolf (68:01)

There was a Cadillac and there was a. I was trying to explain to these dealers who I thought would be the potential buyer on it was 05 DeVille DTS with 70,000 miles ahead of 4.8 cr, which means it's like primo. Like 5.0 is the best. And I used a rationalization and stereotyping of who would be the perfect candidate for this car. And this guy got offended and he blew a gasket. And that's really who I was apologizing to because I didn't mean it bad. I meant the truth. I mean what I was saying was absolutely true. He knows it, I know it, everybody knows it.

Turley (68:33)

Time to say goodbye to DC.

John Clay Wolf (68:35)

Oh, no. DC podcast goes up at 1 2:00 if you want to catch. If you miss some or you want. Or you want to catch the next hour. How much time's left on the board?

J.D. (68:43)

10 seconds.

John Clay Wolf (68:44)

10 seconds. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the airport. GiveMeTheVend.com we will come to your house and pick it up. Just go to the website, load it up, give me the vin.com. be back with our number four or five or something in just a second. Shake it up.

Bobbo (69:10)

In the annals of music history, there's no story more hopefully joyous or heart wrenchingly redemptive than that of the short lived career of Pokey Stein. His story began with the discovery of his father, the great Rolo, Sonny Boy Stein, in the early 1960s. A whistling African macaw and contemporary of no less than jazz legend Miles Davis.

Turley (69:31)

I worked with a lot of birds.

Bobbo (69:33)

Charlie Parker, Coltrane, Big Bird. But that Sonny Boy Stein was like, nobody done heard before. He was a drunk, always owed you money, but he could whistle like a mother. But by 1968, Rollo's most noted work would be Fishing Hole, best known as the theme song to television's the Andy Griffith Show. But his gambling addiction, growing poor health due to alcoholism, and highly publicized divorce from advertising executive Peggy Olson would bring the end of Rollo Stine's musical career, only to have his legacy realized in the work of his youngest son, Pokey Stein, who also had problems with gambling and substance abuse. Pokie also possessed a deeply refined and haunting whistle, much like his father's from decades ago. Pokestein's only entry into professional music would be his appearance on a breakaway hit by the Los Angeles group Guns N Roses, an uncredited impromptu performance that paid a sum of $17 and 4 grams of pure cocaine. Pokestein now cleans cages and provides substance counseling to inmates in the Dallas Zoo before Behind the Music. I'm Tim Lewis,

Show Producer (70:47)

broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

John Clay Wolf (70:51)

During an event in South Carolina yesterday,

Caller/Guest (70:53)

Republican presidential challenger Mark Sanford held a mock debate against the cardboard cutout of President Trump.

Show Producer (70:59)

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

John Clay Wolf (71:02)

You could tell the cutout wasn't the real Trump because it made some good points.

Show Producer (71:07)

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

John Clay Wolf (71:10)

Bob, I still think that was one of the better ones you've done. That's funny.

Bobbo (71:13)

Oh, I know it was a cardboard cutout, but it made great points.

J.D. (71:16)

No, no, he's talking about Pokey Stein, that Behind the Music.

Bobbo (71:19)

Oh, that's a true story, Joe.

John Clay Wolf (71:22)

If you heard that, instead of going to our Facebook page and blowing us up asking for a copy of it, just go to the podcast. And what are we, three hours in? Just jump three hours in, collect the commercials, the music out. So figure 2 hours, 15 minutes. 2 hours. 2 hours in.

Turley (71:37)

You'll.

John Clay Wolf (71:37)

You'll about find it.

Bobbo (71:38)

Yeah, just turn on any podcast and listen to it, man. It's great stuff.

John Clay Wolf (71:44)

The John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page. If you put John Clay Wolf show, that's our podcast page. And the podcast is there. Just go to john claywolf.com and also you can stream the show live there or at I Heart their player.

Bobbo (71:57)

Mary.

John Clay Wolf (71:58)

Mary in NRH. Owen Mercury Marquis with 91. Are you there?

Caller/Guest (72:06)

Yeah, I'm here.

John Clay Wolf (72:07)

Average, rough or clean?

Caller/Guest (72:11)

It's clean.

John Clay Wolf (72:13)

Thousand bucks. Go to givemetheven.com, put in the information and we will get you checked. Eric in Oklahoma City, how's it going? Good, good. 08 Cayenne Turbo. Porsche Cayenne Turbo with a buck 15 on it. Turbo, turbo, Turbo. Is it a Turbo S

Caller/Guest (72:33)

It doesn't say turbo s on it. And I don't know which one is.

John Clay Wolf (72:37)

I think it's eight. It's either eight or ten grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And if we make a deal, I'll pick it up. Brian and Rogers, Arkansas. Yep. O2 Dakota Sport, B6. Is it a two door or an extended camp or a four door,

Caller/Guest (72:58)

two door regular cab?

John Clay Wolf (72:59)

Okay, but it's a four wheel drive, V6. Automatic or stick?

Caller/Guest (73:04)

Automatic.

John Clay Wolf (73:05)

Average rough or clean condition.

Caller/Guest (73:10)

Perfect. Never spent a night outside. It's always been in the garage.

John Clay Wolf (73:14)

If it's just a sweetheart just. Just dying, bring it to me. I'll give you four grand. Four.

Caller/Guest (73:22)

Grant was 72,000 original on it.

John Clay Wolf (73:25)

Yeah. 20 years old. And it's Dodge Andy in Lawton, Oklahoma. Oklahoma. 15 Armada was 70. You must be buried because you've been waiting on hold for like two hours. What's your payoff?

Caller/Guest (73:43)

Yeah, it's 18.

John Clay Wolf (73:49)

18 on a 15 armada. It's close. It's real close to payoff. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm gonna see if I can bust you out of it. Thank y'.

Caller/Guest (73:57)

All.

John Clay Wolf (73:57)

800, drop them. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I wish I could do that with Bobbo.

J.D. (74:04)

Just went drop them.

Bobbo (74:08)

You can give it a shot.

John Clay Wolf (74:10)

Oh, Craig. Is Craig. Is Craig on?

J.D. (74:13)

Yes.

John Clay Wolf (74:13)

Oh, good, good, good. Craig, manager. Craig from Amarillo.

Caller/Guest (74:17)

Yep.

John Clay Wolf (74:17)

How are you?

Caller/Guest (74:18)

That's me. Great.

John Clay Wolf (74:21)

I see here on the. JD Sent me a note, said that you were holding on line one because you wanted to talk about Otis the drunk.

Caller/Guest (74:29)

Oh, no, He. He failed to make it in today.

John Clay Wolf (74:34)

Oh, no, Otis the truck did not make it in today.

J.D. (74:37)

What about yesterday?

Turley (74:38)

Who was the buyer, by the way?

Caller/Guest (74:41)

But yesterday it was off.

J.D. (74:42)

What about Thursday?

Bobbo (74:44)

Oh, yeah, Friday's day early.

J.D. (74:47)

Oh, he left early on Thursday.

Caller/Guest (74:49)

Left early?

John Clay Wolf (74:50)

What's What? What's early mean? Like, does early mean hey, honey, I'm gonna go grab a pizza at 12 and not come back. Like, what time's early y' all get? Y' all leave there six.

J.D. (75:00)

Well, he shows up at Thursday.

Caller/Guest (75:02)

I don't know for sure because. Yeah, I mean, I was off Thursday,

J.D. (75:05)

so I could tell you Thursday.

Caller/Guest (75:06)

I think like two or three.

John Clay Wolf (75:08)

Okay.

J.D. (75:09)

Well, Thursday he was there at nine and then he just disappeared after that.

John Clay Wolf (75:14)

Nine in the morning?

J.D. (75:15)

Yeah, because he did. He actually should, you know, had a conversation with me about a customer and then that was it. It was gone.

John Clay Wolf (75:23)

It's weird. How he comes in and he touched the desk and then vaporizes.

J.D. (75:27)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (75:28)

So how long has it been? Three weeks. Since we busted his balls in the air?

J.D. (75:31)

Yeah. And took everything from him. He doesn't have anything left. And as far as a book.

John Clay Wolf (75:37)

Well, I mean, take all of his pendings and give them other people right now.

J.D. (75:40)

Okay,

John Clay Wolf (75:43)

You've already done it. Okay, so Otis the drunk, we got

Turley (75:45)

nothing left to take from him. Take his chair away, make him stand the whole time. Stand the whole time.

John Clay Wolf (75:52)

Change out his computer keyboard into Spanish. Take his deals on all the cars that he's bought that are pending that aren't delivered yet, and punched and reassigned them to other people on the team. And Otis the drunk, we love you and we hope you get better. And when you come back, you can just start over again. Just start right over again. It only takes about 10 days to build up your book. And it's been about 10 days since you did this. At last. Yeah. How does it work? Have you ever been a drunk? I mean, we've all been drunk, but have you ever been a drunk?

Caller/Guest (76:29)

Nothing I'm aware of, anyway.

John Clay Wolf (76:32)

I mean, it would be. So I got drunk last night, you know, and I've stayed up all night. I'm in Las Vegas, for Christ's sake. Something. Would it be just like me, like, during one of these commercial breaks, just walking off and not coming back on radio?

Turley (76:43)

Sort of, yeah. That does happen, sure.

Caller/Guest (76:45)

Pretty much.

John Clay Wolf (76:45)

Yeah. I know there's some guys in Dallas, Fort Worth that do that, but at their offices. At their offices, yeah. Well, I hope I'm back here when we come back. So do you need to get a new buyer? Do you want to keep him? Man, I know he's really good, but I mean, great.

Caller/Guest (77:06)

But, you know, you got to be consistent. You know, I need somebody that's here all the time.

John Clay Wolf (77:11)

Well, I guess it's like two thirds. Are you getting two thirds of him or half of him? That. Here's the decision you have to make, Craig as a manager. Give me the vin dot com. Is half of this guy as good as a whole of most people. Is he that talented?

Caller/Guest (77:27)

You know, probably.

John Clay Wolf (77:29)

Okay, so we could just treat him like he. Like. Like Andy Griffith and Otis the drunk. And we give him the key ring to the jail cell. He can check himself in, check himself out. The second he does this, you just reassign the deals. Don't. It's not even up for discussion. If he looks at you, why'd you do it? Just. It's not even a conversation. He Knows when he leaves, when he vaporizes. That's what we're gonna do. And he can keep coming. So he'll make half the money that he used to make because he's only gonna knock down half the deals. Because a lot of the deals that he gets set up are going buys are gonna get reassigned to his teammates. I mean, every once in a while they can buy him lunch, you know, as a. Hey, thanks. Thanks for setting that up for me. Or a beer. Or a beer. Exactly. I'm not hot to fire the guy. I mean, a good alcoholic is a good employee. This is, this has been going on. I mean, the right alcoholic. I mean, there was an alcoholic named Roy Irwin that worked for my granddad for years. And you know, he just busted out right on it. But you know, they go on those benders and it's about twice a year. I mean, you just can't put them in a position where you can't live without them. But man, they're loyal. They're so loyal. A good, good old fashioned alcoholic that's got a lot of talent, you know, you're gonna. He's gonna take up two weeks a year vacation that's unannounced. But hey, if he's solid, that's okay. I mean, who are we to judge? All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I know, J.D. i know. What do you know?

J.D. (79:04)

Oh, he is looking at you through the mic.

John Clay Wolf (79:06)

Sure. In Vegas, right?

Turley (79:08)

Giving you the I. The hairy eyeball.

John Clay Wolf (79:10)

97 won the point. They've got a great, great station here, by the way. Yeah. What do you call it? Entitling or empowering or enabling? Enabling. Yeah. I bet Dan and Lake Whitney's had a few beers. Let's talk to him. He's only got 186,000 miles on his Prius. Daniel?

Caller/Guest (79:32)

Yeah, I'm here.

John Clay Wolf (79:33)

Damn. Get you some miles on a Prius?

Caller/Guest (79:36)

Yeah, it's got a bunch to go still.

John Clay Wolf (79:39)

That thing's got so many miles on it. I think you should take up residency in Oklahoma.

Caller/Guest (79:44)

Oh, no, I can't do that. I'm from Missouri.

John Clay Wolf (79:46)

Well, like Whitney's. Kind of like Oklahoma. I think it's the same kind of concept.

Caller/Guest (79:49)

Oh, it's even worse than Oklahoma.

John Clay Wolf (79:53)

Do they still have the motocross track there? Yeah, I. I love that place. It's one of the best motocross tracks in the Texas.

Caller/Guest (80:02)

I don't know.

John Clay Wolf (80:02)

I think your priest is worth a thousand dollars. Scott in Las Vegas. Number six gone. He's gone. Garrett and Austin. Number five there. Garrett, 18 Focus Sel with 15,000 miles. This is what we call a program car or a rent car. It's not very sexy. Everybody knows what it's worth. There's not much variable in it. Your payoff is probably worth more than, or cost more than what you. What it's worth. What's your payoff?

Caller/Guest (80:34)

I think it's like 13 or 14,000 right now.

John Clay Wolf (80:37)

Yeah. Probably 10G ride. Maybe 12. Let's look. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And I will try to buy it if you'd like to sell it. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. Yeah. 800. Cut. Got him. Got him.

Turley (80:49)

We do have Dean in Vegas. Working in Vegas.

John Clay Wolf (80:52)

All right, Ready there?

Turley (80:54)

Dean?

John Clay Wolf (80:55)

Dean?

Caller/Guest (80:55)

Hey, John.

John Clay Wolf (80:56)

Hey, I'm over here on Flamingo Drive.

J.D. (81:00)

Are you at our office?

John Clay Wolf (81:02)

Who, me?

J.D. (81:04)

Dean?

John Clay Wolf (81:05)

I don't think so. Dean, Are you at our. Are you at the office on Sahara? The give me the men office?

Turley (81:10)

No, because he works in Vegas.

Caller/Guest (81:12)

I'm actually on my way home from work. I work graveyards on the Strip.

John Clay Wolf (81:15)

Which. Which casino?

Caller/Guest (81:18)

MGM Grand.

John Clay Wolf (81:19)

What do you do there?

Caller/Guest (81:22)

I'm actually an engineer. I fix everything.

John Clay Wolf (81:26)

You run around, change light bulbs?

Caller/Guest (81:30)

No, that's more for the laborers. We walk, we go around, we change. We fix all the kitchen equipment. Stoves, communication equipment, stuff like that. We leave that. We leave that stuff for those light bulbs for the laborers.

John Clay Wolf (81:43)

I went out to the Hoover Dam yesterday with the wife. Happy birthday, baby. Happy birthday, honey. By the way, she's 21 today. That was cool. I was. I was impressed. It was worth the drive. A friend of mine said the helicopter tour out there is unbelievable. Have you ever done it?

Caller/Guest (82:03)

I have not done the helicopter tour the Grand Canyon. I've done the little helicopter tour over the Strip. Yeah, that's about it.

Turley (82:09)

He also says he has fished through a fountain to find drunk ladies.

John Clay Wolf (82:14)

Tell me about that.

Caller/Guest (82:15)

Yeah, well, it wasn't actually drunk ladies. He asked me if I had any stories ready. And the only one that I could come up with was. It was a Friday, Saturday night, late, probably 12 in the morning. And I got a call about a lady who lost her Gucci shoes in the fountains there by the elevators. At MGM Grand.

Bobbo (82:31)

Yeah.

Caller/Guest (82:32)

Apparently, she was a vip. And the boss wanted those shoes out of the fountain. So I spent an hour trying to fish this stupid shoe out of the fountain. Finally got it out, turned the shoe over in the bottom of it, said Kmart.

Bobbo (82:51)

Well, you accomplished something.

John Clay Wolf (82:53)

That's funny.

Caller/Guest (82:54)

I did. I got a two dollars, I got a two dollar shoe out. I couldn't find the other one.

John Clay Wolf (83:00)

That's awesome. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ Pre K. Brosetta Stone word of the day. Turley, how much time do we have?

J.D. (83:07)

Well, we can do that next or actually after the minute, the lightning round. So here in a couple segments.

John Clay Wolf (83:12)

That's next time a break.

DJ Pre K (83:14)

Now.

John Clay Wolf (83:15)

Are we out?

J.D. (83:16)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (83:17)

All right, we got, we got, we're going to play some good song and we're going to have some commercial and then we're going to come back and we're going to talk about DJ Pre K's word of the week, which is a hip hop word of the week. Go ahead and throw it out there so people can start thinking about it, call it and tell us what it is. What is it, dj?

DJ Pre K (83:33)

All right, our word of the week, the hip hop Rosetta Stone word of the week this week is thoad.

John Clay Wolf (83:39)

Oh, T H O A D. Like a toad kinda. Yeah. Though, you know, spell it.

DJ Pre K (83:45)

T H O E D. We want

John Clay Wolf (83:49)

to know what that means. It's some ghetto term, ghetto slang. And he teaches us how to talk whitey, blackie. So call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio if you know what a th is. And if you do, the first person is going to win something. I don't know what yet.

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Bobbo (84:49)

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John Clay Wolf (85:02)

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J.D. (85:04)

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John Clay Wolf (85:06)

Biden needs to get his chart from

J.D. (85:07)

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Show Producer (85:11)

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John Clay Wolf (85:14)

It's 6am DJ Prique.

DJ Pre K (85:19)

Yeah, yeah.

John Clay Wolf (85:20)

I've got people saying that they know what your word is, and they're from all different walks of life. You got a guy in Austin, Texas, a guy in Denver, Colorado, a guy in Tyler, Texas, New Orleans, Louisiana. Dallas and Wichita Falls. That all know what a thoad is. T H O E D. Oh, yeah.

DJ Pre K (85:38)

Thoad is universal, baby.

John Clay Wolf (85:40)

Well, let's go to New Orleans because they're the funniest. Let's grab Ken, number two. Ken.

Turley (85:47)

He's on.

John Clay Wolf (85:48)

Hello, Ken. What is a th.

Caller/Guest (85:50)

Hey, your boy's a little th off. That's all I got to say about that.

John Clay Wolf (85:55)

Okay, then grab Mike and Dallas number four.

Turley (85:58)

Okay, Mike and Dallas.

John Clay Wolf (85:59)

Mike, what is a th?

Caller/Guest (86:00)

Let's go get th this weekend.

John Clay Wolf (86:02)

Let's go get. Means getting cut him, Alex, in Witch Falls. Give me a. Give me an example of thode.

Caller/Guest (86:13)

Let's get those and mess the paint up on a Ford Mustang. And so, John.

John Clay Wolf (86:18)

Oh, okay, so thoad is high on drugs. Yeah.

Caller/Guest (86:23)

Like throw it off or, you know,

John Clay Wolf (86:28)

DJ Prek getting throwed off and putting

Caller/Guest (86:30)

spray paint on a Mustang.

John Clay Wolf (86:32)

DJ Prekhead, do you agree with this?

DJ Pre K (86:34)

Yeah, man. They pretty much own it, man. Thoad is, you know, some. Some cinnamon synonyms include slizzard, gone with the win, or you own one, man. So, yeah, it's. It's know whether your slizard, rolling, zooted, a blowed. I handle my business so I can get th, baby.

John Clay Wolf (86:49)

Wow.

Bobbo (86:50)

Wow.

John Clay Wolf (86:52)

Thank you. Drop. All right. Hey, Freddy. DJ Fab 5 Freddy from Las. Oh, let me bring your mic up. Hold on. Can y' all number four bring him up there? Hey, yeah, how does he sound?

J.D. (87:04)

He sounds good.

John Clay Wolf (87:05)

Okay, perfect. Freddy. Yes, Fab 5 Freddy is. He works at the station here in Vegas, and he helped us. Give me the vin for a little while as well. He's a radio personnel here in Las Vegas, and he's. He's back at the Hustler Club. You know, it's kind of like Otis, you know, once you get on the. Once you get on the sauce, you just can't get off of it. So you're back working at the Hustler Club, and you told me a story last night about you picked up 20 chicks at the Cosmopolitan in a bus. Yeah, we do that all the time. We do that. There's a few clubs here in Vegas. I will say Hustler. We do it at.

Bobbo (87:44)

Excuse me.

John Clay Wolf (87:44)

Hustler does it. Sapphires does it. And I do believe that Treasures. No, no. Treasures doesn't do it. Rhino. No, the Rhino doesn't do it. It's gonna be. There's three clubs. I can't.

Caller/Guest (87:56)

I don't know why, my boy.

John Clay Wolf (87:57)

Why are you picking up 20 girls?

Bobbo (87:59)

Because we have male entertainers and everybody comes to Vegas. Like, guys come for bachelor parties.

John Clay Wolf (88:05)

Women come for bachelorette parties. They birthday parties this and that. And we'll have 3, 400 ladies upstairs on our third level every night or just. No, just. Well, we do it Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. So it's a strip club. But it's half.

Bobbo (88:21)

It's a total, total strip club.

John Clay Wolf (88:24)

Now.

Bobbo (88:24)

I don't know.

John Clay Wolf (88:24)

I don't think this would work in Des Moines, Iowa. But here in Vegas, where we're 24, 7 and a lot of people aren't used to that. Like in Texas at 2:00'. Clock.

Bobbo (88:34)

No, we. There is no last call in Vegas.

John Clay Wolf (88:38)

So right now, this morning. Yes, sir. Are there strip clubs that are open with people dancing in them?

Bobbo (88:43)

Yes, sir.

John Clay Wolf (88:44)

Like which ones? Because I'm going to go to one of the second. I'll leave here before my wife. Before my wife wakes up. Okay, we're open. I know that Sapphire is open. I know that Crazy Horse 3 is open. Okay, I do believe. Let me see, there's a. There's maybe one or two other that escape my brain. Cheetahs is open. Cheetah. Which one is known for having the prettiest ladies? Well, we are at Hustler, but also Spearmint Rhino.

J.D. (89:09)

Yeah, the, the cream of the crop.

Bobbo (89:11)

Also Sapphire has the cream of the clock.

John Clay Wolf (89:14)

That's DJ Fab 5 Freddy, which I named him that. You remember Fab 5 Freddy from. Yes, I do. And your show is on this station. 3 o'. Clock. 3 o' clock till 7 o' clock and then he'll be at the Hustler Club.

Bobbo (89:27)

Oh, gotta say hi to Pre K,

John Clay Wolf (89:29)

Bobbo and my man Turley. Hi, guys.

J.D. (89:33)

I can't imagine the quality is going to be very good at this time of day, John, so you might want to skip that.

Bobbo (89:38)

No, they're fine, man. What could possibly go wrong?

John Clay Wolf (89:41)

One arm strippers.

J.D. (89:42)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (89:44)

One eyed stripper disability. All right. Denver, Colorado. I'm sorry for offending you. It's just. You just need to grow up a little bit. Just take it, take it like. Well, they just get. They just get offended so hard so easily and I don't see why. I mean, if we were on the easy listening station in Denver, that'd be one thing, but we're on the Hard Rocker. I mean, KLPI or kppi they're supposed

J.D. (90:08)

to be chill, man.

John Clay Wolf (90:10)

They're supposed to be chill. Turley, there's marijuana shops everywhere here. If you don't smoke grass, this will turn you into a drug addict if you come to the city.

J.D. (90:18)

Really?

John Clay Wolf (90:18)

Yes.

J.D. (90:19)

Have you hit one yet?

John Clay Wolf (90:20)

No, but I keep looking and there is that concert tonight we're going to, and I want to see Def Leppard. And maybe on one of those gummy bears, it could sound a little bit better.

J.D. (90:30)

Yeah, you might want to walk in just to see what it's like, you know, just experience.

John Clay Wolf (90:34)

I walked into one yesterday just to look around. It was so funny, you know, this one gives you a real body high if. If you want that. I mean, it's just so funny. All these people, they're experts place. Oh, yeah, and they all have dreadlocks and they have Bob Marley playing. They're trying to be professional, like Best Buy. It's a very professional looking environment, but the people are still stoners, big time. And, you know, hey, bud. You know. But like a stone or stony sales guy.

J.D. (91:03)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (91:03)

Kind of like Rob Ball if he's really baked and he had long hair. So they're, they're, they're like, like, kind of like Reggie. They get the club. No, no, no, no, no. Way worse than Reggie, really. The closers. Oh, oh,

J.D. (91:18)

salesman.

John Clay Wolf (91:18)

Okay, I got salesman. Like, you walked into the Kia store to buy used Kia. You go run into a salesman. And this. These guys are salesmen, but they're all baked. And it's very funny to me, the

J.D. (91:30)

dudes, but with the sales pitch to you.

John Clay Wolf (91:32)

Yeah, it is. With a bad smile and I mean, very untrustworthy. Very, very untrustworthy.

Turley (91:39)

Did they.

J.D. (91:39)

Did they actually hook you?

John Clay Wolf (91:41)

No, no, no. We were just, we were just getting. We were just getting acclimated. I. I just wanted to see this. The moment 2As. I couldn't believe what I was hearing about. But I loved hearing the different levels of stone that they were describing. You know, this one gives you that body high. Do you an indica or. Oh, God, Sativa. Are you an indica or sativa guy? I'm like, I'm not an Indian. They're like, no, no, no, it's not an Indian tribe, man. Bro, it's. It's like, what's the difference? Like, indica is in the couch. Like, get you really, really low stone and sativa like, brings you up, man. Like party stone. Like, okay, but I've done those gummy bears before, man, and they get you to. I mean, I don't like not feeling in control. Those things will take you to a level that. Like where you poop yourself.

J.D. (92:34)

You have to note how much to take in. You can't just eat the whole thing. Some people have a little bit different tolerance.

Bobbo (92:39)

Well, it's like they say, wait four hours, right?

John Clay Wolf (92:42)

Yeah. Before you poop.

Bobbo (92:43)

No, no. You take one and you wait 10 minutes and nothing happens. So you take another one. Now you wait 30 minutes and nothing happens. So you take another one and that's right about when the first one hits you.

John Clay Wolf (92:54)

Yeah.

J.D. (92:54)

And you're done.

John Clay Wolf (92:56)

That's it. Now you're a pinball speaking to call it a day.

Turley (92:59)

Time to wrap it up. But we'll be back with more dope talking, fun, drinking games. We're gonna go ahead.

John Clay Wolf (93:06)

We need to have our dope, man. How much seconds you got?

J.D. (93:09)

No, you got one more segment left. Yeah, we can get.

John Clay Wolf (93:10)

Oh, oh. Floyd, I want the dope report when we get back. And Clinton, Colorado Springs is O2, trans AM. And Bill in San Antonio. Mike, if you don't mind grabbing him during the break and ask him about what he's hearing in San Antonio. We'll be right back. Thanks.

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Bobbo (93:42)

that's a MBY pamby move.

John Clay Wolf (93:44)

Don't come tripping on me.

Show Producer (93:45)

Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio.

John Clay Wolf (93:47)

Such a jerk, Pablo.

Bobbo (93:49)

I know he's still a snarky little bastard.

Show Producer (93:53)

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

John Clay Wolf (93:59)

Flirting with you like biscuits and gravy, gal. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ Pre K. You there? Pre K. Pre K. Wake up.

J.D. (94:13)

What's cracking?

John Clay Wolf (94:15)

What do you. What'd you do last week? You took a week off, did you. Did you work on your Cadillac?

DJ Pre K (94:19)

Yes, sir. Baby, we got that thing in the shop now.

John Clay Wolf (94:22)

Did you?

DJ Pre K (94:23)

Yes, sir.

John Clay Wolf (94:25)

So what are you going to do to it?

DJ Pre K (94:26)

Well, I, you know, I got to get the brakes fixed, you know, figure get some fluids flush, you know, just get, get it right, get it rolling

John Clay Wolf (94:34)

right, you know, get it right, get it tight.

DJ Pre K (94:36)

Show enough, baby.

John Clay Wolf (94:38)

She's making miss new booty ready, huh? So when are you going to start the retrofit? The pimp my ride, man, is as

DJ Pre K (94:47)

soon as I get it back from the shop. I think, you know, the next step is to order those gold Daytons, you know, the. The hunted spokes. Get some Vogue tires with the mayonnaise and the mustard on them.

J.D. (94:57)

Okay, then.

DJ Pre K (94:59)

Is a Gucci top time, baby.

John Clay Wolf (95:01)

Is that what you're. Are you still. Is your little heart. Is your little black white heart still set on Gucci top?

DJ Pre K (95:05)

Oh, yeah. My urban heart is beating for that top, man.

J.D. (95:09)

So let's over under. How long this is gonna be at the shop, John?

John Clay Wolf (95:14)

You know, Is it a ghetto shop? Is it a friend?

DJ Pre K (95:16)

Is the cousin, man? I tell you what. It's actually a shop that somebody on the show called in and suggested. It's out there in Weatherford, Texas. And I pulled up and I seen nothing but Confederate flags flying, baby. So I said, you know what? I'm a little bit uncomfortable, but if I'm gonna have anybody work on my car, I want it to be a good old boy.

John Clay Wolf (95:39)

All right? I think two weeks. I mean, it's really pretty easy. Turley. He just needs the old old ass car fluff job. And I mean, they should have it ready today, if you want to know the truth.

J.D. (95:52)

Hope so.

John Clay Wolf (95:53)

Cool. Cool.

Bobbo (95:54)

I think it's gonna somehow get to the summer of 2021.

DJ Pre K (95:58)

Hey, we gonna be rolling in the summer of 2021 though, baby. We gonna be looking good.

John Clay Wolf (96:04)

Randy the chipmunk.

J.D. (96:06)

Where is Randy? Oh, I haven't seen him around here.

John Clay Wolf (96:08)

Randy, get over here.

Turley (96:10)

Jump up on the chair. Get on the chair.

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What are you doing?

John Clay Wolf (96:21)

I'm. I'm. I'm here. I'm just here in. In spirit. I'm not here physically.

Podbean Announcer (96:25)

Hey, look, you carry around a lot of drugs, don't you?

J.D. (96:30)

No.

Podbean Announcer (96:30)

What? We got like some super antibiotics.

John Clay Wolf (96:37)

Yeah, I do have some antibiotics. Did you need some.

Turley (96:41)

What's wrong with you?

John Clay Wolf (96:44)

It's a noise. Are you all right?

Podbean Announcer (96:47)

I was eating mean.

John Clay Wolf (96:48)

What's the matter?

Podbean Announcer (96:49)

Me and Rusty was over at the reptile house at the zoo. He would like to lick those geckos in the eye. Yeah, it'll get you stoned, man. Right, Like Apocalypse Now.

John Clay Wolf (97:06)

What is. So, Randy, are you. Are you sick? Tripping?

Podbean Announcer (97:10)

Well, I was licking a gecko with an eye and he bit me. Everybody knows that geckos carry chlamydia, but a lot of people don't realize that they're notorious for rabies as well.

John Clay Wolf (97:31)

You got Gravy's chlamydia.

Podbean Announcer (97:35)

I think it's. I think it's what the idiot referred to as the chlamydic rabbit chlamydia.

John Clay Wolf (97:46)

It. Rob, we have a guy.

Bobbo (97:48)

Our.

Caller/Guest (97:48)

Our.

John Clay Wolf (97:49)

It Man IT Rob. Get him to go get you some of that. I've got some. A Z pack.

Podbean Announcer (97:57)

He's an IT guy.

John Clay Wolf (97:58)

Yeah, but he. He can get you some meds. Take a big old dose of that and then go lay down. Does he bite and get ready for some college football? You just watch college football and get well today.

Podbean Announcer (98:10)

Look at the colors, man.

John Clay Wolf (98:11)

Pretty. I know. You can still bet it sounds like he's ready. Ready to bite someone. It does not sound like he's healthy.

Podbean Announcer (98:21)

I'm gonna go get me a Gatorade. Okay.

John Clay Wolf (98:23)

Shane. And Denver. Denver, Colorado, you still there? Number seven. Shane, you there?

Caller/Guest (98:27)

Yes, sir.

John Clay Wolf (98:28)

What city are you in? Are you above Denver?

Caller/Guest (98:33)

I'm in Loveland, north of Denver.

John Clay Wolf (98:35)

Okay. And what year is your bet?

Caller/Guest (98:39)

It's 2010, but it's Callaway. It's a grand sport.

John Clay Wolf (98:45)

Callaway.

Caller/Guest (98:45)

Correct.

John Clay Wolf (98:47)

Does it have a supercharger on?

Caller/Guest (98:50)

Does.

John Clay Wolf (98:51)

And is it a. Do you know if the vin decodes is a 1 lt or all the way up to a 4 lt? Do you know which one it is?

Caller/Guest (98:58)

It's a 3.

John Clay Wolf (99:00)

Okay, so it's a Z16GS 3 lt with a Callaway charger on it. Is that right?

Bobbo (99:05)

I believe.

Caller/Guest (99:07)

Right. 13,000.

John Clay Wolf (99:11)

30 grand.

Caller/Guest (99:15)

30 GS.

John Clay Wolf (99:17)

32. 31. You know, it's right there. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I'll buy it. Thank you. Next. Next. Next. Next.

Turley (99:27)

Tyler.

John Clay Wolf (99:27)

No.

Turley (99:27)

Club of city with a Scion.

John Clay Wolf (99:29)

I'm sure he's got too many miles on it. No, I don't. Frank and Manasseh. Is Frank and Manassas, Virginia still there? He is Frank and 08 GT convertible.

Caller/Guest (99:37)

Yeah, I'm here.

John Clay Wolf (99:38)

28,000 miles. You guys up there in the cold country got to sell these convertibles now because it's fixing to hit you.

Caller/Guest (99:46)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (99:47)

Is it leather?

Caller/Guest (99:48)

She's had enough of it. Leather.

John Clay Wolf (99:51)

Leather. And what color?

Caller/Guest (99:54)

Garage Cap Vista?

John Clay Wolf (99:57)

Blue. Is that dark blue or bright blue?

Caller/Guest (100:00)

4.6. It's kind of a bright.

John Clay Wolf (100:03)

Good.

Caller/Guest (100:04)

And it has a little hint of purple in it when you. When the sun hits it. Right.

John Clay Wolf (100:09)

Okay.

Caller/Guest (100:11)

Pretty. It's pretty color.

John Clay Wolf (100:12)

It's a premium with leather or is it a deluxe? You know.

Caller/Guest (100:17)

Yeah, man. It's. Well, it's got. Yeah. Shoot.

John Clay Wolf (100:22)

Heated seats. That's premium.

Caller/Guest (100:24)

Premium subs. 28, 000 plus.

John Clay Wolf (100:29)

All right. Any wrecks, any drunken run off the road, call the cops, bad carfax. No. No convertible. Does 9,000. Buy it?

Caller/Guest (100:43)

No, it's a.

John Clay Wolf (100:44)

Wait.

Caller/Guest (100:45)

I was just seeing what you were gonna offer. I I know. I know that they're not worth much right now, you know, but I just thought I'd give you a call and see what you were offering.

John Clay Wolf (100:53)

Okay. Well, you did, and I appreciate it. I didn't offer anything. I asked a question. Does 9,000 buy it?

Caller/Guest (101:00)

Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, no, I'd like to get 12,

John Clay Wolf (101:07)

go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. That's all I can do. I'm not going to go 12, but I'll get closer. All right, thanks. Drop 800. 800. Seven, two, three.

Podbean Announcer (101:19)

Well, I bet you it guy.

Turley (101:22)

Yeah, you bit him

Podbean Announcer (101:28)

just a little bit. Yo, you rap, you rap. We're sharing antibiotics.

John Clay Wolf (101:38)

Hey, Randy, stay tuned because I think Antonio Brown's gonna call in an hour. Number five,

Podbean Announcer (101:46)

stop with the growling.

J.D. (101:47)

How's that gonna work?

John Clay Wolf (101:48)

How much time?

J.D. (101:49)

Two minutes.

John Clay Wolf (101:50)

Two minutes. I don't know how it's gonna work, but we're gonna. You know, we've got the scoop. We've got the live. We got the first interview, man. We had Kevin Durant years ago. Do you remember that?

J.D. (102:02)

I do remember that.

John Clay Wolf (102:03)

Yeah. I bet it'll be about like that.

Bobbo (102:06)

What did we do with Kevin Durant?

John Clay Wolf (102:07)

I don't know. He just. He was just on the air with us. But yeah, Antonio Brown is going to be on coming in a little bit. So if we lose you at the flip here because we lose the buzz, we lose 9, 2, 5. You can go to John Claywolf.com and click listen live and hour number five and stream it or pick up the podcast that gets posted at that Same site, John Claywolf.com or John Clay Wolf show on Facebook is where our Facebook is loaded. I mean, our podcast, that was.

Caller/Guest (102:36)

She.

Bobbo (102:36)

The girl was acting bad, but I was nice to the girl. She was supposed to be my girlfriend.

John Clay Wolf (102:41)

Is that. Is it. Is this a clip from the Antonio Brown interview?

Caller/Guest (102:45)

Yes.

Bobbo (102:46)

Is this you?

Satan (102:46)

Is this you done?

John Clay Wolf (102:47)

Oh, we've already got it, Antonio.

J.D. (102:49)

We only got a minute.

Bobbo (102:50)

I'm trying to explain to myself, to Tom Brady, my friend, my best friend in the world, Tom Brady, that I was nice to the girl and all that happened was she started sending emails for us Illustrated. Next thing I know, I'm fired.

Podbean Announcer (103:02)

I'm fired.

John Clay Wolf (103:04)

What I'm gonna do? What I'm gonna do a case. I got children.

Bobbo (103:08)

The old lady, a case.

John Clay Wolf (103:09)

You need to. You need to talk to a lawyer, and you need to file that case.

Bobbo (103:13)

Hello, XFL here. Come here.

John Clay Wolf (103:16)

Come.

Bobbo (103:17)

Hey, by the way, John Your show's almost over because you ain't going to be on 11 o' clock hour.

John Clay Wolf (103:22)

I will wait. Huh?

Bobbo (103:26)

That's what they said.

John Clay Wolf (103:27)

Now, don't we have an hour left?

Bobbo (103:30)

You. You do want to be consensual, don't you?

J.D. (103:32)

We have an hour left, but I'm not sure you are going to be there in an hour.

John Clay Wolf (103:39)

Well, I'm either talking in this mic for another hour. I'm not. I don't care about the time zones. I don't want to get confused with it. California to dc. It's hard to keep up with all this. But here's what I need to ask you, Turley, before we gotta go. Do I keep talking in this microphone for another hour?

J.D. (103:53)

No. And we gotta go. We gotta go to break.

John Clay Wolf (103:55)

All right, bye. Must we sing this song? How long?

Caller/Guest (104:06)

How long.

J.D. (104:15)

Are you there, John? Can you hear me?

John Clay Wolf (104:20)

Yeah.

J.D. (104:21)

Okay, from. All right, Bob, we'll get on the mic.

Bobbo (104:25)

Yo, yo, yo. I think their show's over. Out there isn't.

John Clay Wolf (104:31)

Doesn't matter.

Turley (104:31)

He's in a production room.

J.D. (104:33)

That's what I asked you before.

Bobbo (104:34)

Oh, okay. Okay.

John Clay Wolf (104:36)

Did you do a. Did you do a whole hour? Number four reset. I mean, fake.

Caller/Guest (104:40)

Yes.

Bobbo (104:41)

Yeah. Hour five. Yeah, I really. I didn't think you were going to be around, but that's cool.

J.D. (104:46)

I think you thought you were doing it from their live studio.

John Clay Wolf (104:49)

Yeah, yeah, that wouldn't have worked. Yeah, that's like trying to. Well, I don't want to use a bad sexual. Anyway, who could be listening? Well, we'll talk.

J.D. (105:02)

We can talk about this and it coming up.

John Clay Wolf (105:03)

Yeah, keep up with it. We may. We may break to your replay anyway if we get bored.

Bobbo (105:09)

Yeah, whatever. Whatever happens.

J.D. (105:10)

Stand by.

John Clay Wolf (105:11)

You'll be talking in the mic. A soldier come tomorrow.

Show Producer (105:25)

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 1800. 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf,

J.D. (105:45)

You're on.

John Clay Wolf (105:46)

Is that Jerry Rohira's voice, our imaging man?

J.D. (105:50)

Yes.

John Clay Wolf (105:51)

We hadn't freshened that up in a while.

J.D. (105:53)

Yeah, we need to see how old Jerry's doing.

John Clay Wolf (105:55)

Yeah, he's up in New York City. You know, he caught my ear. He did. He did all the Howard Stern show imaging when he started Serious. And. And he's from the Buzz in Houston. He started in Houston, Texas, and then he got hired by Sirius. And he was talented enough that when Stern went from terrestrial to xm, he did all that Play it again. We can give everybody a little Jerry talk.

Show Producer (106:21)

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio one, 800800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

John Clay Wolf (106:34)

So he just sits in an apartment and in Manhattan and does this for stations all over the country. It makes, I don't know what he makes. I think it makes pretty good money.

J.D. (106:43)

Nice gig to have.

John Clay Wolf (106:44)

Yeah. So Bob, you did a whole hour pre record because you thought that we were going. You got, you got mixed up in the time zones in your brain.

Bobbo (106:56)

No, no, I, I never heard any different. I mean, I, you know, we're, we're done on the station that you're at.

John Clay Wolf (107:03)

Well, we're done on one of them now.

Bobbo (107:04)

There's another show's over there.

John Clay Wolf (107:05)

There's another station in Vegas that. We're on two stations in Vegas that does all four. There's one that carries us live from six to ten.

Bobbo (107:14)

Nine.

John Clay Wolf (107:16)

Only nine?

Bobbo (107:17)

Yeah. Three hour shot, eight to eleven hour time. That's the one you're on.

John Clay Wolf (107:22)

So I thought then the other one. 93. So the point is 97.1 goes live 6 to 10, 6 to 9. And then the poor, the mountain. 93.1 records us 8 to noon. They record us live and then they start at two hours delayed.

Bobbo (107:40)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (107:41)

So when I leave the studio, I can turn us on the radio and hear us. Right. Going back to the casino strip club.

J.D. (107:49)

What about the office? You're not going to get the guy's lunch or anything?

John Clay Wolf (107:51)

Oh yeah, yeah. I'll do that too. I need to do that.

Bobbo (107:55)

I thought you were. But you know, I mean I, I know you're at one station and I just kind of assumed that was the schedule.

John Clay Wolf (108:01)

I never heard any different.

J.D. (108:02)

Where's the office at, by the way, John?

John Clay Wolf (108:03)

Probably should drive right across from Carmax if you want to run your Carmax offer over there. If we don't get give you a we're on or off. We got five more minutes. Ten more minutes. We're still on. Freddy just told me. Oh no. Freddy said we're on here till 10.

Turley (108:16)

Oh really?

Bobbo (108:18)

They're doing four hours,

John Clay Wolf (108:21)

Bobo. I mean the, the guy from the point just walked in here, started giving me signals. No, you're still on. You. Holy hell. Okay, well, the good news is we're all alive. We're all still alive. And I'm starting to come out of my drunken haze. Phone.

J.D. (108:37)

That's not good.

John Clay Wolf (108:38)

So I'M getting a little. Yeah, you know, the manager in me starting to show up now. Bobbo, we need, we need that.

Bobbo (108:45)

Oh, shut up. What's, what's been lost, you know? You didn't know either. What the hell do you care?

John Clay Wolf (108:52)

Hey, somebody puffed on a marijuana cigarette in the room next to us in the casino and it stunk. I mean stunk. Like stunk.

J.D. (109:02)

Can you do that?

John Clay Wolf (109:03)

Like skunks. Like a family of skunks. Just sprayed all the curtains and sprayed all the carpets and ran off down the hallway onto the elevator.

Bobbo (109:11)

I don't know about Vegas, but I mean a lot of hotels I've been who are pretty, pretty, you know, tight about smoking. In the room.

John Clay Wolf (109:18)

Yeah.

J.D. (109:18)

Oh, in the room. They did it. Yeah. No, you can't smoke in a room.

Bobbo (109:21)

Yeah, in the room. I mean, I've had them knock on my door.

J.D. (109:23)

Dude, I was wondering about on the floor.

John Clay Wolf (109:26)

I don't know.

Turley (109:28)

When they knock on your door, do

Bobbo (109:29)

you get arrested or you lie to them? You say no, we can smell it

Turley (109:33)

and see it coming out, sir.

Bobbo (109:34)

We.

Turley (109:34)

Yes.

Bobbo (109:35)

Yeah, no, you didn't either. Yeah, get out of my room.

John Clay Wolf (109:41)

My, my roommates used to take a. They came out of a military school. What was it called? Culver Military Academy in Indiana. This is smu. And they'd roll up the towel, stuff it under the crack in the door. They would open. This is a freshman year at suu. They'd open the window, have a fan blowing out the window, have a 2 liter bottle of empty Coca Cola and load it with bounce fabric software sheets, drill holes, punch holes with the pin in the bottom of the 2 liter bottle of Coke. So they turned it into a filter.

Bobbo (110:14)

Yeah, that works.

John Clay Wolf (110:15)

And they would blow the smoke through the filter into the back of the fan, blow out the fan, out the window, and then they would take deodorant spray, not roll on deodorant spray, and spray the room. And they got that skunk smell out of there.

J.D. (110:33)

Yeah, you could do that. The ghetto way that I did in Grand Prairie was the just take the roll, toilet paper, put that, the sheet over it, that dry cleaner sheet, and just blow through that. And that's just the cheap easy way to do it.

John Clay Wolf (110:45)

It worked pretty good. So you smoked grass in your parents house? What? Did your parents know?

J.D. (110:51)

No, never caught.

John Clay Wolf (110:52)

Oh, and what would have happened? Disappointed in you.

J.D. (110:55)

Yes, highly disappointed.

John Clay Wolf (110:58)

Highly disappointed.

Bobbo (110:59)

That's good for you, Charlie. I never had the nuts to smoke in my parents house because they would have killed me dead.

J.D. (111:05)

Yeah, well, it was, it Was daring.

Bobbo (111:07)

Let's say that they would have taken their largest Bible and beat me to death with it.

John Clay Wolf (111:13)

When Keith Vaughn used to come over and y' all used to drive around and smoke grass in the 56 Ford, did your parents think that he was a bad influence?

Bobbo (111:25)

No. I didn't know Vaughn until. Listen, I was a clean jelly beans trady, whitey tighty. Until I was, you know, 19, 20 years old, I was Alex P. Keaton, young Republican. I didn't meet Vaughn until, like, you know, I was 21 or 22.

John Clay Wolf (111:40)

And you became. When you became a rock and roll star on the radio and you became a drug addict.

Bobbo (111:44)

Yeah, I had to find a way to bring it down, man.

John Clay Wolf (111:47)

Have you ever heated up any drugs and a spoon? No, I just wondered how far this went.

Bobbo (111:53)

That's ghetto stuff, man.

John Clay Wolf (111:55)

DJ Pre K. Have you ever done that? You're ghetto.

DJ Pre K (111:58)

Excuse me? Come on now.

John Clay Wolf (112:00)

Have you ever shot heroin?

DJ Pre K (112:03)

I'm not gonna say that on the radio, but yes,

Podbean Announcer (112:07)

man.

DJ Pre K (112:08)

Hell, no, man. I'm a player, man.

J.D. (112:10)

We don't.

DJ Pre K (112:10)

We don't smoke no crack, we don't shoot no heroin, and we don't smoke no meth, man.

Caller/Guest (112:14)

We.

John Clay Wolf (112:15)

You shoot it between your toes?

DJ Pre K (112:17)

Hell, no.

John Clay Wolf (112:18)

I was talking to somebody the other day. He said he was so hungover, he was trying to. He said, I would have taken heroin, morphine, whatever, just to get where he could breathe. Full breaths again. That was Jody Ray. Man, that's funny.

Turley (112:34)

Do you.

Bobbo (112:35)

Do you get hangovers like that?

John Clay Wolf (112:38)

Yeah, you could. I mean, not to where I would want to reach out for a. For a needle and a spoon.

Bobbo (112:42)

I'm telling you, it's been a long. It's been. It's been a few weeks since I've had a hangover.

John Clay Wolf (112:47)

That bad, Charlie. The. That's a cue for Leonard Skynyrd, by the way.

J.D. (112:51)

I'm sorry.

John Clay Wolf (112:52)

I know you're sleeping at the Wheel.

J.D. (112:53)

I missed it.

John Clay Wolf (112:54)

You did. You missed it?

Bobbo (112:55)

Well, Charlie's. Charlie's done. We're all still on, but Turley is mountain Central time, so. What a stupid deal. I really thought they were like. So they're 8 to 11. 9 to 11.

John Clay Wolf (113:14)

They started in Vegas is 8 to noon, and then one station in Vegas is Live six, six to ten.

Bobbo (113:21)

Yeah, I thought they were off at nine.

John Clay Wolf (113:24)

No, that's.

Bobbo (113:24)

That's awesome.

John Clay Wolf (113:25)

How many affiliates do we have now?

Bobbo (113:28)

We're right at either 40 or 41. I'm stuck on a repeater in Alabama, man. I don't know if that's one station or two.

John Clay Wolf (113:36)

What city in Alabama, Gaston?

Bobbo (113:37)

Birmingham. I don't know if there's like. Remember there was like a repeater out of Birmingham, but we're definitely on Gadsden.

John Clay Wolf (113:44)

Repeater.

Bobbo (113:45)

Yeah, but we get calls out of Birmingham, so. And they're not separate call letters either, man. So you know what I mean? I'm stuck between 40 and 41.

John Clay Wolf (113:55)

And in New Orleans. I just got a. I just got an email from New Orleans. Please do not talk about the competitors. It's an intercom station. Oh, yeah, yeah. Do not talk about the competitors. Media app. Streaming app. Right now that you're on Intercom station. Well, please put us on, like, I think we're on that competitor. We're on like 30 of their stations and we're on one of yours.

Satan (114:18)

Right.

Bobbo (114:19)

Well, that's our Intercom rep, Mike DeFazio.

John Clay Wolf (114:21)

Right. Well, I mean.

Satan (114:24)

Hello, John. This is Mike DeFazio.

John Clay Wolf (114:28)

Hi, Mike.

Bobbo (114:28)

I'd appreciate if you wouldn't talk about

Satan (114:31)

the Bankheart Radio people anymore because not only do we offer a better mix of music, but we also service our

Bobbo (114:41)

clients with free window decals in every market.

John Clay Wolf (114:49)

Free window decals.

Satan (114:51)

That's right.

Bobbo (114:51)

And T shirts are only $39.95.

J.D. (114:56)

Who's this again?

Bobbo (114:57)

Mike DeFazio. Nice to see you.

J.D. (115:00)

Nice to meet you, Mike.

Satan (115:02)

I'd appreciate, in the future on your

Bobbo (115:04)

program if you wouldn't use words like poopy.

Turley (115:10)

No, poopy.

Bobbo (115:11)

And yada, yada, yada. That's so 1997.

John Clay Wolf (115:21)

And I love it how he fires it to me when I'm on the air. So, like, I'm not gonna.

Bobbo (115:25)

That's so professional.

John Clay Wolf (115:26)

Yeah, yeah, that's very professional. Thank you, Mike.

Bobbo (115:29)

Let's. Let's screw with the talent while they're on the high wire. Genius.

Turley (115:34)

Damn.

J.D. (115:35)

You don't like Mike DeFazio?

Bobbo (115:37)

No, I love him. I love the guy. I love the guys. Just, you know, like, what are you doing? It's just like, you guys with me, you're like, what are you doing? What are you doing? You know, your friends. Your friends help you. You and remind you when you're being stupid.

John Clay Wolf (115:51)

Mike Wambacher. It's not defazi. I'm going to call you out. Bobo just said you're being stupid and you need to quit firing emails to the talent while they're on the high wire. For the record, unquote.

Bobbo (116:04)

For the record, I said be a.

John Clay Wolf (116:06)

Is really what he's trying to say.

Bobbo (116:08)

For the record, I said I was being stupid. Mr. DeFazio, sir, there's you know, Uncle

John Clay Wolf (116:14)

Mike, please do not talk about Burger King while you're eating at McDonald's. The french fry recipe is still secret.

Bobbo (116:24)

Please don't tell your friends you'll meet us tomorrow at our restaurant because as you know, we here at Chick Fil a are closed on Sundays.

John Clay Wolf (116:34)

Who has had a Popeye sandwich? I have not had one. I've gone up there twice and they still don't have it.

J.D. (116:39)

Oh, guess. Guess. Just think about on the show, John. Who do you think would have it?

John Clay Wolf (116:43)

The first one. Bobbo.

J.D. (116:44)

No, come on, really think about. Yep.

John Clay Wolf (116:46)

Ghetto. Ghetto as f. Yay.

Caller/Guest (116:49)

Yay.

DJ Pre K (116:50)

That Popeye's sandwich be hitting. Man, that thing cracking.

John Clay Wolf (116:54)

So would you if you had a Chick Fil a sandwich or a Popeyes option. They're both free. Do you grab the Popeyes?

DJ Pre K (117:01)

Absolutely. Popeyes ain't never done me wrong, man. Look, and they. They coming with the straight soul with it. You know that Cajun mix.

John Clay Wolf (117:07)

Yep.

DJ Pre K (117:08)

That little extra bit.

J.D. (117:09)

Bam.

DJ Pre K (117:10)

I feel like emerald, man.

John Clay Wolf (117:11)

Bam.

DJ Pre K (117:12)

You know, pops in it.

John Clay Wolf (117:14)

Is it still. Are they out of them or are they back in stock, you know?

DJ Pre K (117:17)

Yeah, man, they messing up, man. They ain't talking about they sold out. Which means that they just didn't think as many people would like this damn sandwich. And now they doing this whole bring your own bun thing. Y' all seen that?

John Clay Wolf (117:30)

Yeah, they. They did.

DJ Pre K (117:31)

You know this social media campaign that said, hey, we still ain't got the sandwiches, but we got chicken strips and if you bring your own bun, you could kind of make a sandwich.

John Clay Wolf (117:39)

Oh, God.

DJ Pre K (117:40)

I'm like, man, ain't nobody doing that. Just bring back the damn sandwich.

John Clay Wolf (117:44)

Just go kill some damn chickens.

Bobbo (117:46)

Buns don't come from chickens, John.

John Clay Wolf (117:48)

But we've got Arkansas chicken farmers listening right now. That can bring some chickens.

Bobbo (117:52)

They got chickens. They ain't got no buns.

John Clay Wolf (117:56)

No. He said bring your butt. Oh, is that what they're out of? No. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no. He said strips. Strips ain't sandwiches. You can make a half ass sandwich out of buns and strips. But that ain't real.

DJ Pre K (118:08)

It ain't the real deal.

John Clay Wolf (118:09)

They don't have the chicken breast for the sandwich.

Bobbo (118:12)

Well, they said bring your own bun.

John Clay Wolf (118:14)

Right? Because they're too damn lazy. They can't sell you strips as a sandwich. But they're saying if you want to make one, you want to cheat the system, you wanna. You can make your own.

Bobbo (118:23)

Yeah, but I get smile at McDonald's for a dollar.

John Clay Wolf (118:26)

McDonald's is nasty, fool. Nasty. Nasty.

Turley (118:30)

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John Clay Wolf (119:32)

eight years and here you are still ruining my life.

Bobbo (119:34)

You're really weird this morning.

Show Producer (119:36)

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf,

John Clay Wolf (119:45)

have you ever been in a bathroom stall and some guy splatters on your shoes from over? No.

Turley (119:50)

Did that happen to you?

John Clay Wolf (119:51)

Yeah. I threw my shoes away when I got home last night. Nasty threw your shoes away? Yeah. I'm glad I brought a backup pair of shoes. Alabama 13, Southern Mississippi, nothing. For those of y' all who were thinking it'll be a close one. Charlie, what is the line on the SMU TCU game? Anybody know? Because I probably need to go play lay a G bone down on that if there's a big spread because I think SMU is going to win this year.

J.D. (120:22)

You know, they're good. They're 2. 0. TCU is also 20 and it's at TCU.

Bobbo (120:27)

Right.

J.D. (120:27)

And TCU's a eight and a half point favor.

John Clay Wolf (120:30)

I figured gave him 20. No, I was like, so I'm not talking about laying a G bone on that, but I might lay a couple hun.

J.D. (120:36)

Man, I would look at that Cowboys, Dolphins game, man. 22 and a half points in the NFL to win by 22 and a half points. I know the Cowboys have looked good, but I don't remember what they beat. Jacksonville, was it last year, big blowout. But they weren't favored. It was kind of how everything worked out. They weren't favored like that.

Bobbo (120:53)

Yeah, but how are the Dolphins looking, though, man?

J.D. (120:55)

I know. They're terrible.

John Clay Wolf (120:57)

Yes.

Bobbo (120:57)

I mean, on the defensive side of the ball, how are the Dolphins?

J.D. (120:59)

They're terrible.

Bobbo (121:00)

Now, the Cowboys. Cowboys did lose. Mr. Was Galladay this week? No, no, they lost receiver this week.

J.D. (121:07)

Oh, Gallo.

Bobbo (121:08)

Gallo.

John Clay Wolf (121:09)

Yeah. Hey, I need y' all to tell me how to live. All right, I got my old lady at the hotel at the casino. What time is it out here? It's 9:30. Is that right?

J.D. (121:18)

Yeah.

Turley (121:18)

Correct.

John Clay Wolf (121:19)

So I. I'm done at 10, so I can, like, go back and curl up with her, which is always good. Remember, this is her birthday. I need to go by the office over on Sahara in Vegas. They give me the ven.com office. I just sent the guys, like, run them to eat. I need to do that. I want to do that. If they have time to go, don't have appointments, but then what do I do? So tonight we have I Heart the Radio. I mean, the concert. Sorry, Wambacher. It's a big concert in Vegas. I can't help it. It's at the Intercom Plaza. Yeah, but the big. The huge concerts tonight, and it starts about seven. So what should I do? Yesterday I took her to the Hoover Dam, and we also drove. So we got up at 5am yesterday morning. We went driving around, and I was on the phone the whole time working. Imagine that. But we drove to California and went and saw the world's largest solar farm, which was super duper cool. And then we drove to the Hoover Dam and went to Arizona. So we clipped three states in one day, which was kind of neat.

J.D. (122:31)

Is that what she enjoys, though? You got to do something she wants to enjoy? Yeah.

Turley (122:35)

Phone the whole time.

John Clay Wolf (122:36)

Yeah, but I was on the phone.

Bobbo (122:37)

Birthday baby.

John Clay Wolf (122:38)

Somebody's got my. Make that money.

Turley (122:39)

Are you still sitting in the car today?

John Clay Wolf (122:41)

No, I'm not. Today is. Today's her birthday. Took her to the concert last night. Went to a badass dinner last night with the radio people. And there's another one tonight at a party. I don't know. Just. I mean. And she said she wanted a purse for her birthday, so I said, send me three purses that you'd like. And then she went and bought herself one.

Caller/Guest (123:02)

Okay.

John Clay Wolf (123:02)

So, like, you know, I'm like, hey, man, I think, you know, I. I'm. I made the money to buy it. So does that count as your.

Turley (123:12)

No.

John Clay Wolf (123:12)

Gift?

Caller/Guest (123:13)

No.

J.D. (123:13)

You didn't really do anything, like.

John Clay Wolf (123:15)

But I wanted to, and I was going to. Okay, honey, what do you want for your birthday? I want a new purse. Okay, send me a picture of three purses that you like, and I will choose one and surprise you with it. Then she went and bought it, like, immediately. Like, when she got to looking online at the ones she liked. She just said, screw it, pulled the trigger.

Bobbo (123:38)

IPhone 11 just came out.

John Clay Wolf (123:40)

Yeah. So, I don't know. I mean, I'm wondering what. What do I need to do with her today on her birthday? We haven't really had any gambling time.

Bobbo (123:48)

Chuck E. Cheese is good.

John Clay Wolf (123:52)

I mean, she's. She's 21 years old. I could take her to a bar.

J.D. (123:54)

I mean, do you want.

John Clay Wolf (123:56)

Does she, like, take her to a strip club? Let me. Let me just tell you what I want to do.

J.D. (123:59)

Oh, I know. I was like, here we.

Turley (124:00)

What you want to do?

John Clay Wolf (124:02)

I was thinking about taking her to a strip club, and I didn't know how that would go. We've never done that before.

J.D. (124:07)

What would that be on her birthday?

DJ Pre K (124:09)

Yeah.

J.D. (124:09)

Probably not the greatest idea.

Bobbo (124:11)

No, no, no. Don't listen to Tur. You got to find out, man. If you don't know, you just got to find out. How's it going to go?

Turley (124:16)

How do you not like him?

John Clay Wolf (124:17)

I don't know.

Bobbo (124:18)

I like him fine. I think it'll be, hey, John.

John Clay Wolf (124:20)

Yeah. This is.

Bobbo (124:21)

This is where your marriage takes on a whole new course.

Caller/Guest (124:26)

Direction.

Turley (124:26)

Yeah.

Bobbo (124:27)

It's gonna be awesome. She's gonna love it.

Turley (124:28)

It's kind of like Hurricane Harvey did. It's a whole new direction.

John Clay Wolf (124:31)

Well, I mean, these. These dance clubs here are, like. So Turley's told me. They're just. It's just a whole different experience. I've never been to one.

Bobbo (124:38)

Take her to a good one. Find one with a buffet.

John Clay Wolf (124:40)

Which one do you go to, Charlie? Spearmint?

J.D. (124:42)

Spearman? Rhino?

John Clay Wolf (124:43)

Yeah.

Caller/Guest (124:44)

Yeah.

J.D. (124:45)

That was later in the night, though. You want. You want. When you got her, you know, she's having fun, that kind of thing.

Turley (124:50)

Does she drink?

John Clay Wolf (124:52)

Not a lot. She just nips.

J.D. (124:54)

You just get her in the right mood.

John Clay Wolf (124:56)

So you think after the concert we should do that?

J.D. (124:58)

Yeah, that's, like, later. Maybe take a limo down there or something?

Satan (125:01)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (125:02)

Have Fab 5 Freddy come pick us up.

J.D. (125:04)

Yeah. Kind of. Just kind of do it, right.

John Clay Wolf (125:07)

So if I do that and, you know, all the stuff they. And she already bought her own purse. Do I need to buy or anything, or am I clear? I think I'm clear. I mean, I took her to Vegas for birthday weekend, Take her to the

Turley (125:19)

Little Chapel and remarry her in front of Elvis.

John Clay Wolf (125:24)

Wait, what's that cost?

Turley (125:26)

About 100 bucks.

Bobbo (125:28)

Stylish lingerie, man. And find an amateur night strip club.

John Clay Wolf (125:31)

Oh. Oh, yeah.

Bobbo (125:33)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (125:34)

How's that work?

Bobbo (125:34)

Mama's got a new job.

John Clay Wolf (125:37)

Oh, have her dance.

Bobbo (125:38)

Bam.

John Clay Wolf (125:41)

Huh? I like that.

Turley (125:42)

No, you don't. You're gonna almost trying to get you divorced before you leave town.

John Clay Wolf (125:46)

Is that like a franchise system? Is that a new. Is that a new hook? Is that a new gimmick?

Bobbo (125:49)

You're gonna be a brand new Mr. And Mrs. Wolf, literally.

John Clay Wolf (125:56)

Is there, like. Do they have a deal like that, boss?

Bobbo (125:59)

Well, they do in Wichita Falls.

Turley (126:06)

Oh, God.

John Clay Wolf (126:08)

Have you ever seen the devil lady? The devil stripper? That's a roadshow. And, like, she plays the devil Went down to Door Georgia. As in her dance with the puppet in the fiddle.

Bobbo (126:19)

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

John Clay Wolf (126:20)

But her fiddle only has two strings.

Bobbo (126:21)

Perfection.

John Clay Wolf (126:23)

Have you seen it?

Bobbo (126:24)

Perfection.

John Clay Wolf (126:25)

It's pretty cool. I mean, you know, if you just want raw entertainment, that's it right there.

Bobbo (126:31)

They can be pretty theatric, you know, and you never know, you know, who those. Those geniuses are going to be. You know, it's like Hendrix. He didn't know. I mean, he knew he wanted to play guitar, but he didn't know he was going to be, you know, brilliant at it. You know, a young lady doesn't know she can dance until she dances.

John Clay Wolf (126:55)

It's a fair comment. Speaking of gambling, what's up with the gambling rooms in Houston? Why can they do it in Houston but they can't do it in Dallas Fort Worth?

Turley (127:06)

They can't. They can't. They get busted.

John Clay Wolf (127:09)

No, no, no, no, no, they don't. They do get busted a little bit in Houston, but not much. I mean, there's gambling. You have to join a club.

Turley (127:17)

It's a private club, and you're not supposed to be able to get money. You've got to get little, like, gift certificates to different places. They can't give you actual cash. It's those little seven Liner machines.

John Clay Wolf (127:26)

Yeah, no. Okay, but these. This is poker rooms. I'm talking.

Caller/Guest (127:30)

Oh.

John Clay Wolf (127:31)

Like, Renato goes and plays at this poker room in Houston a lot. And he's. He's on the ESPN station down there if there's any Fox Sports affiliates. I'm sorry that I just mentioned the brand. Espn.

Satan (127:43)

Yeah, That's.

J.D. (127:44)

That's not a. Oh, Satan.

Satan (127:46)

That's not a private membership club, John. That's a secret society.

John Clay Wolf (127:51)

Okay.

Satan (127:52)

Yeah. The people that Bob plays poker with, well, they worship me.

John Clay Wolf (127:58)

They worship the devil.

Satan (128:00)

That's right.

John Clay Wolf (128:02)

There's nothing wrong with that. Devil by Motley Crue. That would be a good lick for right now.

J.D. (128:07)

Oh, you can't hear the music, can you?

John Clay Wolf (128:10)

I hear. I hear Hell's Bells.

Caller/Guest (128:12)

Okay.

John Clay Wolf (128:12)

Motley Crue, Shout out. The Devil's pretty good too. Go ahead, Satan.

Satan (128:16)

I'm just saying, you know, I mean that's kind of like when you and your friends go to the strip club and your wife says, where are you going? Oh, you don't see the strip club. Bob is like, I'm going to play poker.

Turley (128:31)

They're not.

Satan (128:33)

No, they're not.

John Clay Wolf (128:35)

Okay.

Satan (128:36)

Lot of dark crazy stuff goes on. Old fashioned stuff.

John Clay Wolf (128:39)

What do you think I should do for my wife's 21st birthday?

Satan (128:43)

Well, she's already bought the designer bag.

John Clay Wolf (128:47)

Yep.

Satan (128:49)

She's already got a, got an iPhone she likes a lot. Right.

Turley (128:54)

The devil promoting iPhones. What's wrong with this show?

John Clay Wolf (128:58)

I think we've got a yes. Yes. And I think her credit is ready for the, for the switch out on the iPhone anyway.

Satan (129:04)

Right. What do you get for the girl that's got everything? I'll tell you, John, and this, this goes back, you know, to the old Testament. Shoes.

John Clay Wolf (129:14)

Shoes, shoes.

Turley (129:16)

How is that in the old Testament?

John Clay Wolf (129:18)

Hey, hey, hey. It's funny you bring that up because she had on her Birkenstocks. We're walking through the casino and some drunk started screaming about her feet. Oh my God, those feet are delicious.

Satan (129:28)

There you go.

John Clay Wolf (129:30)

So maybe I need to cover them.

Satan (129:32)

Well, I mean, what, what health conscious lady of the 90s doesn't love a great pair of shoes?

Turley (129:38)

The 90s?

Satan (129:40)

Yeah. What year is it?

Turley (129:42)

This is 2019. Crime, Satan. Okay, I know there's no time where you are.

Satan (129:47)

I get mixed up. Well, there's time, but it's just, you know, that twinkling of an eye thing.

John Clay Wolf (129:52)

What is the deal, Satan, with the shoe? The foot fetish? I don't understand how that is a tittle lady.

Satan (130:01)

Well, I'll tell you this. It wasn't my idea. It was not my idea. Now long ago, sexually, I'll say, people were a lot more pin up, they were a lot more repressive. And one of the most tantalizing things you could do was to wash a lady's feet. And that's all you got. That's as close as you got.

John Clay Wolf (130:22)

Okay.

Satan (130:23)

And imaginations around the planet ran wild with his feet were being washed. You know what I mean?

John Clay Wolf (130:30)

Yeah.

Satan (130:30)

Especially in the Middle East. I mean you take a typical foot after a few days in the desert, when you wash it, that's like a brand new woman. It all started right there.

John Clay Wolf (130:45)

I knew I was asking the right guy.

Satan (130:47)

Sure.

John Clay Wolf (130:48)

What about this Area 50 one thing that's going on? That sounds like you too.

Satan (130:53)

I've got it. You know you talk about sports betting, right?

John Clay Wolf (130:56)

Right.

Satan (130:59)

I'm betting on the United States military

Turley (131:04)

versus a bunch of micro bus hippies.

John Clay Wolf (131:07)

Katie, do you have any 51 stories?

Turley (131:10)

Not really. I've been out there.

John Clay Wolf (131:12)

Close.

Turley (131:12)

You don't want to get too close because they. They will.

J.D. (131:14)

Absolutely.

John Clay Wolf (131:15)

What's going on today? This is the day. The party.

J.D. (131:17)

Yeah, they're having a concert out there right now.

Turley (131:20)

Concert?

Bobbo (131:20)

Yeah. That's what has become. I think they've got the place gated up and there's a. There's a live cam of people being turned away as we speak.

John Clay Wolf (131:28)

Storm Area 51, few arrest and fewer actual aliens at party in the desert.

J.D. (131:34)

A lot of vexes going on out there A bit.

John Clay Wolf (131:37)

Is it like the Burning Man? Where's that?

J.D. (131:39)

Yeah, they're trying to do that. That's in California's. Yes, California. I want to say in the middle of the desert.

John Clay Wolf (131:47)

Man. Driving through the desert yesterday, I enjoyed that. That's weird. I've never done that before.

Turley (131:50)

It's beautiful, isn't it?

John Clay Wolf (131:52)

It is cool.

Bobbo (131:54)

There's a lot of holes out there in desert Ace.

John Clay Wolf (131:57)

Oh, hey. Hey, Tommy.

J.D. (132:00)

Oh, Tommy.

John Clay Wolf (132:01)

Hey.

J.D. (132:02)

Tommy Carbone.

John Clay Wolf (132:03)

Tommy Carbone.

Satan (132:04)

Good morning.

John Clay Wolf (132:04)

Tommy.

Bobbo (132:05)

No, no, no, it's Tommy's, my cousin.

John Clay Wolf (132:07)

Oh.

Bobbo (132:09)

It's me, Michael.

John Clay Wolf (132:11)

Michael. What's your last name, Michael?

Bobbo (132:14)

Raz, a visitor.

Turley (132:15)

Raz, a visitor.

Bobbo (132:16)

Okay, Tommy, I'm Pakistani.

John Clay Wolf (132:21)

What? So you're a Pakistani mobster. You're Nikki's cousin.

Bobbo (132:27)

Hey, when you grow up in the Bronx, that's how you come on.

John Clay Wolf (132:30)

Know what I'm talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bobbo (132:35)

Anyway, have a good time.

John Clay Wolf (132:41)

Stay here with us. Stay here with us. So, Michael, the Pakistani goodfella, that's related to Nikki from Goodfellas. Did you ever dig any holes in the desert?

Bobbo (132:54)

Oh, I dug a lot of holes. Not the desert, you know, I'm out in Nebraska now. Go away to work is that's what Mama told me.

John Clay Wolf (133:05)

Yeah.

Bobbo (133:05)

And we have an okay time, but sometimes you gotta, you know, Sometimes your associates just gotta go away.

Turley (133:13)

Go away into the desert.

John Clay Wolf (133:15)

Did you spend much time in Vegas? Oh, sure.

Bobbo (133:18)

We've been out there a lot.

John Clay Wolf (133:20)

Do you still run the Gold and Silver Exchange out here?

Caller/Guest (133:22)

I got a little.

Bobbo (133:23)

Look, you got a little business going on over there.

John Clay Wolf (133:26)

That's a good time.

Bobbo (133:27)

It's a good time for everybody.

John Clay Wolf (133:29)

When you dig a hole in the desert and it's been baked so hard by the sun, do you have to bring a pick with you? Is there a trick to digging that Hole in an effective amount of time.

Bobbo (133:37)

That's a good question. Here's the thing. Once you dig the hole and you fill the hole and you haven't seen

John Clay Wolf (133:45)

the hole for six to eight weeks. Yeah.

Bobbo (133:47)

Maybe nine or ten.

John Clay Wolf (133:48)

Yeah.

Bobbo (133:49)

You're never gonna get it out again. You're never gonna get out again. It happens. The hotter it gets, the hotter it becomes. And it's hot.

Turley (134:01)

It's deep.

Bobbo (134:02)

It's hot.

John Clay Wolf (134:04)

So when you dig the holes for the people that you're mad at or have bad luck, do you do it at night or in the day or in the morning?

Bobbo (134:11)

Well, I'm not really a digger. I'm more of an expurgation supervisor.

John Clay Wolf (134:17)

Okay.

Bobbo (134:17)

I mean, I got people today. You know that.

John Clay Wolf (134:20)

Yeah. Do you remember the scene at the end of Goodfellas? No. Casino where y'.

Caller/Guest (134:27)

All.

John Clay Wolf (134:27)

Y' all rough the guy up a bit, where you put it before you put him in the hole?

Bobbo (134:30)

Oh, that's a heartbreaking.

John Clay Wolf (134:32)

Yeah.

Bobbo (134:34)

Yeah. Every time I see that, I gotta take off my yarmulke and have a

Caller/Guest (134:39)

little talk with God.

John Clay Wolf (134:41)

I thought you were a Muslim.

Bobbo (134:43)

Why do you think that?

John Clay Wolf (134:45)

Well, you said you're Pakistani.

Bobbo (134:47)

Pakistani is an ethnicity. I'm a Jew, Hence the yarmulke. But you can't see me. It's not your fault.

John Clay Wolf (134:59)

How much time we gotta give him to break? All right, well, we should have gone out with that. That was the punchline. Let's do it one more time. We'll do it right this time. So, Michael?

Bobbo (135:10)

Right here.

John Clay Wolf (135:11)

John. I thought that you were Pakistani.

Bobbo (135:15)

I am Pakistani.

John Clay Wolf (135:17)

Then why the yarmulke?

Bobbo (135:21)

Your line is supposed to be. I thought you weren't a Muslim.

John Clay Wolf (135:25)

I thought you were a Muslim.

Bobbo (135:27)

No, I'm Pakistani.

John Clay Wolf (135:30)

Then why the yarmulke?

Bobbo (135:31)

Because I'm a Jewish.

John Clay Wolf (135:35)

Somebody take us out.

Bobbo (135:38)

Stay kosher. We'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show.

John Clay Wolf (135:42)

What are we talking about?

J.D. (135:43)

I don't know.

Show Producer (135:55)

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. coming up, Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com call in 800. 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

John Clay Wolf (136:16)

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Bobbo (137:07)

Yeah. I've been hearing you breathing for a

John Clay Wolf (137:09)

while too, but you're breathing loud, man. Oh, yeah. Yeah, That's.

Bobbo (137:13)

That's what you do.

John Clay Wolf (137:15)

Okay. You can join us on John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. Like us. Keep up with us that way. And the podcast goes up at 2 o' clock today. And John claywolf.com you can get merch, T shirts, all that crap. We're not as bad as John Boy and Billy about pitching wares, but we do have some to pitch if you'd like them. No barbecue sauce, though.

Bobbo (137:37)

That's the understatement of the year, man.

John Clay Wolf (137:42)

This job, boy. Do what?

Bobbo (137:47)

I'm just kind of lying with you,

John Clay Wolf (137:50)

JD what have you got going on today? What do we have?

Turley (137:52)

You mean in the news?

John Clay Wolf (137:53)

No, just you. I just want to talk about your personal life.

Turley (137:56)

My personal life?

John Clay Wolf (137:56)

Tell me about your girlfriend.

Turley (137:58)

She's just. Everything's fine.

John Clay Wolf (137:59)

Is it?

Turley (138:00)

Yep. Nothing new, really. Not exciting at all.

J.D. (138:03)

Get to the news.

John Clay Wolf (138:04)

Really fine.

Turley (138:05)

It's really fine.

John Clay Wolf (138:06)

No, I don't want to get to the news. I want to talk about this. I think. I mean, she went on a vacation without you last week.

Turley (138:11)

Yeah. She went to the Cayman Islands weeks ago.

Bobbo (138:13)

Yes. Yes. With whom?

Turley (138:15)

A friend of hers.

Bobbo (138:17)

Oh, no. Yeah.

Turley (138:18)

What do you mean, oh, no? What's that mean, oh, no?

John Clay Wolf (138:21)

Friend. A female.

Turley (138:22)

Female friend. You want to go down this road? They were going to spread ashes of her friend's ex husband.

Bobbo (138:28)

That's what they always say. That's what they always say.

Turley (138:32)

Yeah.

Bobbo (138:33)

Did you see the ashes?

Turley (138:34)

Yeah.

Bobbo (138:35)

Now you do.

John Clay Wolf (138:36)

Didn't.

Turley (138:36)

I did indeed.

Bobbo (138:38)

No, you didn't.

Turley (138:39)

In fact, I made.

John Clay Wolf (138:39)

Still living together. Are you broken up?

Turley (138:40)

No, we're still living together. Everything's fine.

John Clay Wolf (138:42)

Are y' all just roommates? Y' all still together?

Turley (138:44)

No, we're still together. Together. Everything's coming up.

John Clay Wolf (138:47)

Scale of 1 to 10, 10. Being perfectly married, happy. So you can't be a 10 because you're not married. So on a scale of 1 to 10, where is your personal relationship?

Turley (138:57)

We can't be a 10. We must be a 9.

John Clay Wolf (138:59)

Oh, okay. So it's going good.

Turley (139:01)

It's going very well.

John Clay Wolf (139:03)

You and Annie are not really a thing right now.

Caller/Guest (139:06)

Right.

Bobbo (139:07)

We've decided to not.

John Clay Wolf (139:09)

Okay. I mean, there's a thousand miles between you, so that's pretty easy.

Bobbo (139:13)

Oh, John, listen, you don't know how hard that is, man. You know, and there's, and there's really no, no problem personally between us, but it's just. God, it's a beat down.

John Clay Wolf (139:26)

Is it 800 miles? Is that about what it is?

Bobbo (139:28)

At least it's a nine, ten hour drive. I know that. So, yeah, it's ways out there and it's just you're sitting around, first of all, you get to talk on the phone all the time. And I'm. I can't do that anymore.

John Clay Wolf (139:41)

All right? Sick of it.

Bobbo (139:43)

I'm sick of it.

John Clay Wolf (139:44)

So pre K. Let's jump to pre K. Prek.

J.D. (139:51)

He's putting somebody on hold right now.

John Clay Wolf (139:53)

So what's up? What's up? You know, we're going around the room here. We're talking about our love lives, personal lives, personal relationships. You know, I've never seen you with a woman. Are you a homosexual?

DJ Pre K (140:06)

Come on now. Come on now, man. I am a homosexual. I just don't love these hoes.

John Clay Wolf (140:14)

Well, what do you love?

DJ Pre K (140:16)

I love the dough, baby. I love balling out, you know, I

John Clay Wolf (140:19)

love hitting the mall.

DJ Pre K (140:20)

I love the clothes and the bankrolls.

John Clay Wolf (140:24)

Do you have a girlfriend? Do you have a woman that you are. Have intimate relationships with?

J.D. (140:28)

Mary Jane?

DJ Pre K (140:30)

Yeah, Mary Jane. Nah, man, I'm Solo Dolo. I'm Solo Dolo at all times, man.

John Clay Wolf (140:36)

Solo. You got anything steady?

DJ Pre K (140:39)

None.

J.D. (140:39)

Steady.

John Clay Wolf (140:40)

When was the last time you consummated a male, female relationship?

DJ Pre K (140:45)

That ain't none of your damn business.

John Clay Wolf (140:48)

Wow, it's been that long?

DJ Pre K (140:49)

Yeah, it's been a little bit.

John Clay Wolf (140:53)

Do you like black girls? White girls? Black, white, Latino or other, man, you

DJ Pre K (140:58)

know, there, there's beautiful things with all of them. You know, I can. I can appreciate where all shades are coming from.

John Clay Wolf (141:04)

I mean, are you running for office or are we talking?

DJ Pre K (141:07)

I mean, I'm keeping it real. What you mean, man? I. I really don't. I mean, I guess that, that, you know, that, that caramel skin on them, you know.

John Clay Wolf (141:19)

Do you like Mexican ladies?

J.D. (141:20)

Just karma or you like, like 50?

DJ Pre K (141:23)

50, man. A good mix is always good, you know?

John Clay Wolf (141:29)

Where's Anna. Is she in there with you?

J.D. (141:32)

No, she's downstairs working.

John Clay Wolf (141:34)

Watch it. Why don't you start dating to her? She could run you like a little.

DJ Pre K (141:38)

I'm trying to look professional, baby.

John Clay Wolf (141:39)

A little? You are taller than you.

DJ Pre K (141:43)

I ain't turning down nothing but my collar.

John Clay Wolf (141:45)

She's taller than you?

DJ Pre K (141:47)

Yeah. When she got them heels on.

John Clay Wolf (141:48)

If y' all got to fighting, she. She'd win.

DJ Pre K (141:51)

We'll have to find out, but that'd be cool.

J.D. (141:53)

Have you seen Bobbo try to climb her? Yeah.

Bobbo (141:56)

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Satan (141:58)

What?

John Clay Wolf (141:59)

How tall is she? Is she six foot?

Turley (142:02)

Yeah, just about six foot.

John Clay Wolf (142:03)

Yeah. Babo's gonna climb the mountain.

Bobbo (142:08)

I'm not.

J.D. (142:09)

Oh, you know you want to.

Bobbo (142:10)

Baba.

John Clay Wolf (142:12)

What was that? What's that? What is the beginning of that Alabama song, boy, you know that mountain over there? One day I'm gonna climb that mountain.

Bobbo (142:23)

Mountain, mountain, mountain.

John Clay Wolf (142:25)

Was it. Was that. Play me some mountain music was at the beginning of it.

Bobbo (142:28)

I think that's Tennessee River. That's one of those two. Man.

John Clay Wolf (142:36)

I don't know.

Bobbo (142:37)

Me and my woman done made our stand on Tennessee River. Damn, I gotta buy me some Alabama, man. How long has it been, John Clay Wolf.

John Clay Wolf (142:47)

I had the. I have the CD in my truck.

Bobbo (142:50)

Do you really?

John Clay Wolf (142:50)

Yep. I love it. I found it in one of our trade ins about five years ago and I've just kept it.

Bobbo (142:56)

Dude, that is beer drinking music.

John Clay Wolf (142:59)

Remember when they came out with electric

Bobbo (143:01)

One of these days I want to climb that mountain. Music?

Turley (143:09)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (143:11)

Football Saturday, across the land. What are the big games today, Mike?

J.D. (143:16)

All right, today's big games. There's not a whole lot on the docket. The best two, I would say are Auburn at Texas A and M. Yeah. Auburn's number eight. A&M's number 17 at A&M's a four point favorite. It's at home. 230 on CBS. And then the night game. Notre Dame at Georgia. Yeah, Georgia's favored by 14 and a half. For those that are listening, Austin, Oklahoma State's invaded your territory. They play at 6:30 and down in UT. And then the early game actually just started. Seven. Yeah, seven.

John Clay Wolf (143:53)

Seven on the.

J.D. (143:54)

UT's favored by seven.

John Clay Wolf (143:55)

UT's favorite by seven. Okay.

J.D. (143:57)

Yeah, they're number 12 in that country.

John Clay Wolf (143:59)

They're pretty good. What were you saying about them?

J.D. (144:01)

The game that's on right now. If you're watching and listening to us at the same time. Michigan at Wisconsin. Number 11. Michigan versus number 13, Wisconsin.

Bobbo (144:09)

I bet that's a hell of a game.

J.D. (144:10)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (144:11)

Is that the closest matchup in the ratings today?

J.D. (144:14)

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's Notre Dame and Georgia probably number seven, 13, three, but Notre Dame's a week seven, so smutc.

John Clay Wolf (144:22)

Is Carter still on line two?

J.D. (144:24)

Carter, you there?

Turley (144:25)

JD Let me look, see if we have Carter. Yes, Carter's there.

John Clay Wolf (144:29)

Carter, you there?

Caller/Guest (144:31)

Hello? Yes, sir.

John Clay Wolf (144:33)

Man, this is all screwed up. So they're in Fort Worth in the studio, and I'm in Vegas in a studio, and you're in Idaho.

Caller/Guest (144:39)

Oh, really? Yeah, I just got back from Vegas.

John Clay Wolf (144:42)

This two hour time shift got me all screwed up. Why were you in Vegas? Party.

Caller/Guest (144:47)

Yeah, we're on the same time. Oh, yeah.

John Clay Wolf (144:51)

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you go to a Grateful Dead show or something? Oh, yeah. No.

Caller/Guest (144:57)

But, you know, when I got put on hold, Grateful Dead was playing, man.

John Clay Wolf (145:00)

Couldn't have been better. So Carter used to play football at tc.

Caller/Guest (145:05)

We went to.

John Clay Wolf (145:07)

Oh, go ahead.

Caller/Guest (145:08)

Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (145:08)

No, no. You went to what? Tell us.

Caller/Guest (145:10)

I was going to talk about Vegas a little bit. Yeah, I was gonna say we didn't go to a Dead show in Vegas. We went to. We just had a great time.

John Clay Wolf (145:19)

Did you do ecstasy?

Caller/Guest (145:20)

Saw some. No.

John Clay Wolf (145:23)

No.

Caller/Guest (145:23)

Drank a lot of beer, though. Yeah.

John Clay Wolf (145:26)

You used to do those disco biscuits?

Caller/Guest (145:32)

Yeah, once in a while.

John Clay Wolf (145:34)

I mean, you know anybody who used to tour with the bed? If you tour with the dead as a T shirt manufacturer for a couple years, you've probably done illegal drugs. Let's just call it what it is.

Caller/Guest (145:46)

I know my way around the parking lot.

John Clay Wolf (145:50)

So you want to bet on this TCU SMU game?

J.D. (145:53)

We got a minute to do it.

John Clay Wolf (145:54)

A minute to do it.

Caller/Guest (145:55)

Looks like it's going to be a good one, man. I mean, you guys are 30 for the first time since the glory days right before you got banned.

John Clay Wolf (146:02)

But we're playing crappy team.

Caller/Guest (146:03)

That was like the. Well, yeah, we'll see. Put 47, 50 points on the board every game we got.

John Clay Wolf (146:12)

We've got two minutes left, so let's.

J.D. (146:13)

30 seconds.

John Clay Wolf (146:14)

30 seconds. $20. I got TC with the points. I mean SME with the points. Carter, we got to go out. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars Radio for. Give me the vin.com podcast goes up on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page or John Claywolf dot com. Thank you guys for tuning in, and we will see you next Saturday morning, same time, same place. Thanks again. Oh, there's blackjack and fooling wheel a fortune Won and lost on every deal all you need's a strong heart and a nerve steel

Caller/Guest (146:49)

locker out. Sa.

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