The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #27, Hour 2

Date Aired: February 12, 2026
Theme: A wild, freewheeling hour of cars, comedy, life stories, and unfiltered talk about (almost) everything, straight from the heart of Texas.

Episode Overview

The second hour of this episode keeps the show's signature blend of humor, storytelling, and car talk at full speed. John and the crew blend car-buying calls with raucous bits, improv games, and offbeat discussions about family, teachers, and the weird realities of life and the auto business. There are no sacred cows—just a lot of laughs, some wild stories, and a bit of market wisdom.

Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Radio, Improv, and FCC-Friendly Outrage (00:02–04:21)

• Classic Radio Banter & Mockery:
  The hosts tease each other about their voices and the evolution of their radio personalities, poking fun at industry stereotypes.

  • “You finally dropped your sack and smoked enough cigarettes and dope...” – John to Bobbo (00:30)
  • They discuss how salesmen-turned-managers don't really understand what makes good radio.

• Improv Games - "Guess That Song" (01:44–04:13):
  The team launches into an ad-libbed game, guessing classic rock songs "played" from a prop (Bobbo’s ex-wife's hidden item...) with lots of double entendre and laughter:

  • “You probably get a podcast on that deal.” – Bobbo (01:58)
  • “Another one bites the dust!” – John (03:45)
  • “Winner, winner, chicken dinner… Set of five D batteries.” – Bobbo (03:53)

2. Family Stories and Lessons (04:24–07:24)

• Dad Wisdom and Roasting:
  John shares stories about his dad’s ruthless humor regarding his brother's girlfriend:

  • “She's so ugly, you had to tie a bone around her neck so the dog would play with it.” (04:42)
  • The table debates the (misguided) metrics of teenage attractiveness, with plenty of ribbing.

• "Don’t Drink and Drive" (07:02–07:09):
  John recalls a night his dad tried to get him to take the rap for a drunken crash—only to end up with a much different life lesson:

  • “No matter how ugly she is, just go ahead and stay the night.” – John’s Dad’s advice (07:07)

3. Spring Break & Parenting (07:32–08:29)

• Spring Break Plans: The hosts compare their spring break activities—most working or unsure, with John noting business is booming in the spring car market.
  • “That’s why I’m not at spring break with my kids—there’s too much money being made.” – John (07:59)

4. Viral News & Cultural Commentary (08:44–09:22)

• Weird News:
  Stories about Russian office party fiascos and Joe’s Crab Shack’s controversial decor lead to a discussion on sensitivity and social media’s amplifying effect.

5. Guns, Hunting, and the Outdoors (09:34–10:55)

• Bobbo’s New Rifle:
  Bobbo discusses buying a Ruger Mini-14 and the ongoing allure of deer hunting:
  • “I’d like to pop a couple of big fat does—for the freezer.” – Bobbo (10:32)
  • John jokes about Bobbo’s “meat-hauling” days, keeping the banter irreverent.

6. On-Air Car Appraisals & “Deal Talk” (11:11–30:52)

Highlights:

Many real listeners call in to get quick on-air appraisals and sharp buying banter:

• Lincoln Town Car Sale
  John haggles with a caller (J.R.) who's inherited a low-mileage Lincoln from a neighbor, teasing out info and cracking wise about “making money on dead guys.” (11:11–12:53)

  • “Buy dead people cars all the time… Since he’s dead, he oughta be easy to negotiate with!” – John (11:46)

• Negotiation Dynamics:
  John constantly explains the realities of car value versus online estimates, how auction pricing works, and why some vehicles just aren’t worth the hopeful prices (“I need to buy this car from you for $75—that’s my offer.” – John, 16:22).

• From Bentleys to Minivans:
  The spectrum of calls includes a 97 Town & Country, Nissan Rogue, Equinox, and even a 2014 Porsche, showing the wide range of vehicles—and values—considered.

• Ferrari Facts (31:02–35:38): John shares behind-the-scenes details about how exclusive the Ferrari-buying club is—how you have to own a used Ferrari before you can even order a new one.

  • “The factory approves who gets to drive the new... Ferraris that get sold in America a year.” – John (33:33)
  • “The used Ferraris bring more than the new Ferraris.” – John (35:20)

7. Teachers, Reputations & Social Commentary (25:17–27:28)

• Teacher-Student Scandals and Stereotypes:
  Lively banter about why stories of teacher-student affairs keep popping up, with the guys noting how social media has changed the landscape and attitudes.
  • “What’s with these sixth and seventh grade boys that can’t keep their mouths shut?” – Bobbo (25:23)
• Teachers as Closet Maniacs:
  “I dated a first-grade teacher—straight arrow with the kids, out… Oh my Lord.” – JD (26:45)
• Audience Pushback:
  Acknowledgement that some listeners (especially teachers) might not appreciate the irreverence: “You're gonna get some calls from some teachers that are going to set you straight here, both of you.” – John (27:08)

8. Crime, Youth, and Old Apartment Stories (27:29–28:44)

• Bizarre Theft Tale:
  Bobbo shares a story of having his apartment robbed while he slept, providing comic relief amid amazement at how oblivious he was to two TVs and a BB gun being taken.

9. Beer, Water, and Wild Internships (53:07–56:12)

• Dream Job: Beer Intern:
  Casey brings up a Florida-based beer chain’s offer to pay three interns $12,000 to drink beer across the country for four months.
  • “Apply for a beer-soaked internship… you just visit breweries, post about your adventures.” – Casey (54:02)
• IPA Debates:
  The crew debates beer preferences (Miller Lite vs. fancy IPAs):
  • “I want to drink beer for an hour and not get drunk.” – John (55:29)
• Water Contamination:
  J.D. reports on alarming water tests near Puget Sound: “High levels of Prozac, bug spray, cocaine, xanax, ibuprofen, and 77 other drugs…” (57:11)

10. Sports, Contracts, and News (43:53–58:58)

• Hulk Hogan's Legal Victory:
  J.D. covers the $115 million Gawker verdict.
• Rob Ford's Decline:
  Chatter about the late Toronto Mayor, with jokes and Canadian slang.
  • “They thought it was a black racial slur... proud to be a coon ass.” – John (46:55)
• Baseball and Marijuana:
  Discussion on rumors that the Colorado Rockies might sell marijuana edibles at games. (48:00)
• Player Contracts & Risks:
  Side notes on athletes jeopardizing contracts by risky behavior (motorcycle crashes, bringing kids to the locker room).

11. The Ever-Present Car Market Wisdom (Throughout)

• John continually reminds listeners they can call in and receive a fast, fair quote via GiveMeTheVIN.com, and he’ll buy cars across the value spectrum—from “junk” to Ferraris and beyond.

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Every time I look at Facebook and see my brother’s ex-girlfriend, I think: Is this nice of my dad?” – John (04:24)
• “No matter how ugly she is, just go ahead and stay the night.” – John's Dad (07:02)
• “I ride deep, dog. Who you talking to, man?” – John on making big car deals (31:20)
• “The used Ferraris bring more than the new Ferraris.” – John (35:20)
• “Keeping it classy, Bobbo. Keeping it classy.” – John to Bobbo about Natural Light (56:49)
• “They wouldn’t believe it’s not a slur—it’s a badge of pride!” – John on “coon ass” (47:00)
• “Samples taken from the water show high levels of Prozac, bug spray, cocaine, Xanax, ibuprofen, and 77 other drugs... you might be getting high.” – JD (57:11)
• “We know our car business; we don’t know anything else and we say stupid things on the radio—but we do know our car business.” – John (30:41)

Noteworthy Timestamps

• 00:30 – Radio voice “advice” and station banter
• 01:44 – Improv: Guess That Song, Bobbo’s ex-wife’s prop
• 04:42 – Family humor & “ugly girlfriend” story
• 07:02 – John’s dad’s “stay the night” lesson
• 12:04 – Buying dead people’s cars, car appraisal
• 16:22 – Real-world car auction pricing explained
• 25:17–27:28 – Teachers and reputation, social commentary
• 31:02 – Ferrari buying market explanation
• 35:20 – Used Ferraris worth more than new
• 53:07 – Beer internship job, beer talk
• 57:11 – Drugs found in Puget Sound water
• 43:53, 58:00 – Sports, Hulk Hogan verdict, marijuana concessions

Tone & Style

Wild, irreverent, and spontaneous—filled with Texas-flavored humor, competitive car dealing, nostalgia, and social commentary, punctuated by deadpan delivery and friendly jabs. The conversation jumps nimbly from car deals to life lessons, never quite serious and always ready for a laugh.

Summary prepared for listeners who want the best highlights and stories, without all the FCC-unfriendly bits, commercials, and musical interludes.