#29 John Clay Wolfe SHow 03/26/16

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #29

Aired: February 12, 2026
Theme: A raucous, unscripted Easter Weekend show packed with irreverent talk about rock concerts, car deals, wild personal stories, and absurd comedy—powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show encapsulates the show’s freewheeling spirit, unfiltered humor, and blend of talk about music, cars, sports, sex, and rock & roll. It’s Easter weekend, so the crew (John Clay Wolfe, Bobbo, J.D. Ryan, Mike Turley, and Aussie) go fully off-script—reflecting on concerts, riffing about sexuality, performing deliberately terrible radio skits, evaluating cars on the fly, and lampooning news, politics, and each other. Holiday weekends mean anything goes, and today’s show is pure “no one’s listening” radio chaos.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. Concerts, Contests, and the BFD

• The crew open with banter about upcoming concerts, ticket prices, and a running contest to guess the band Tripping Daisy’s song "Prick."
• Shoutouts to Joe Walsh/Bad Company, Steely Dan/Steve Winwood tours, and summer's BFD event with Shinedown, Disturbed, and more. (00:43 - 02:16)
• Callers join in, with one promptly insulted (“You're a prick. You know what you win? Nothing” – Bobbo, 05:29) (05:27 – 05:44)
• Classic reminiscence about venue names, Fast Times at Ridgemont High references, and concert nostalgia.

2. Caller Car Appraisals — Real-Time Bids

• Live appraisals of listeners' vehicles form the backbone of the show:
  • 2009 GMC Acadia: "Nine grand." (Bobbo, 11:52)
  • ‘05 Chevy Extended Cab: “It’s two grand. I’m sure it’s really nice, but it’s two grand.” (Bobbo, 12:43)
  • 2011 Dodge Power Wagon: Long negotiation, “You're probably at 20 grand.” (Bobbo, 28:14)
  • Numerous other quick appraisals follow, always with the invitation to “go to givemethevin.com.”
• On-air bickering about honesty and expectations (“That doesn’t make any sense because ... I'm going to tell you the real money and then you'll know.” – Bobbo, 57:12)
• Genuine advice: “When you see that car go from 49,999 to 50,000, you need to take $2,000 and throw it out the window” (Bobbo about odometer miles, 45:10)

3. Radio Skit—“Talladega Nights” Grace Scene

• The crew stages the “Dear Lord Baby Jesus” scene from Talladega Nights in various “accents,” first in Australian and later in a Black urban style (“good times, 70s project vibe”).
• First attempt, Australian accent: Languid, shambolic, self-mocking, and declared a likely “worst bit in radio history” (22:26-23:09)
• Listener reaction: Call-ins express both delight and horror. “I laughed my ass off.” – Caller (24:22)
• Second run, blaxploitation-style: Faster-paced, much funnier according to the crew, full of quick-fire barbs and fake outrage.
  • “Daddy, you made grace your bitch.” – Bobbo (19:39, first reading; 147:17, second reading)
  • “I'm so proud of you boys. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment.” (19:58, 147:53)
• Meta-commentary throughout: “I think we should do it again ... when one person calls and they're favorable, there's 10.” – John Clay Wolfe (24:37)
• Post-bit reflections: “That feeling right there, that’s a certain feeling. I haven’t had that feeling on the air in years ... Like we are doing badly.” (149:38)

4. Life Hacks, Easter, and the Absurd

• Bobbo shares his “Starbucks cup dribble” life hack, which derails into comedic nitpicking. (10:01 – 11:01)
• Easter riffs: “Please don’t get drunk for Easter, Daddy.” (40:46) “What are we doing for Easter, Daddy? About a half case.” (40:38)
• Discussions devolve into vodka-and-ham recipes, with mock-blasphemous zeal: “Puke for the Lord.” (84:39)
• Honest confessions: “I drive so mad. Everything I’ve done today sucks, man.” – John Clay Wolfe (55:46)

5. Sexuality, Turning Straight Girls, and Australian Identity

• Aussie (the show’s Australian producer/call screener) tells vivid stories of “turning” straight girls bi during a trip to Colorado:
  • “There’s a conquest in turning a straight girl.” – Aussie (33:35)
  • “I got her drunk, took her back to our hotel room, and did you know...” (101:10)
• Extensive, ribald banter about bisexuality, jealousy, tattoos as “liberation markers”, and who’s flipped whom.
• Identity parade: “So you are an alien, aboriginal, bisexual, Australian, black woman.” – Bobbo (128:27)

6. Car Industry Insanity & News-of-the-Weird

• Hail damage impact on North Texas car dealers: “Brand new cars... just hammered.” (41:15)
• Calculation comedy about how many workers it takes to fix hundreds of hail-damaged cars (43:04)
• Bobbo reveals industry secrets (and pitfalls) in live car appraisal and wholesale buying.
• News bits:
  • United Airlines pilot accused of running a brothel ring (129:01)
  • Woman arrested for sex with a dog; awkward attempts to process the headline (131:09)
  • Donald Trump vs. Ted Cruz, political “voicemails,” and open-carry convention petitions lampooned (68:29, 69:08)
  • Jared Fogle now making sandwiches for inmates (133:01)

7. Best-of Bits and Behind-the-Scenes Meta

• Recap classic show moments: “Car Insurance Prank” w/Floyd K. Boyd (150:30)
• Bobbo’s “Wallace Edwards” parodies rock history vignettes (The Who, 61:25), purposely full of “facts.”
• Honest self-commentary on radio bits bombing: “I could just hear people turning the radios off and just snapping.” (42:43)

8. Listener Interactions

• Multiple live appraisals and real-time buying.
• Raw, interactive talk with listeners about cars, jokes, and show quality.
• Authentic banter and lack of filtering play directly into the “holiday, no one’s listening” ethos.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “We could do stupid stuff like that on Easter holiday weekends because nobody’s listening.”
  – Bobbo, 22:26

• “I mean, what’s bad? What’s good? I don’t know. I felt bad for Michael ... I don’t think the crowd loved this that much. That’s what I doubt.”
  – Bobbo, after first Talladega skit, 43:43

• “Hang on. You got to turn them on over there.”
  – J.D. Ryan, wrangling callers, 03:05

• “Who’s your dog, J.D.? By the way, I’ve never had a hooker wag her tail.”
  – Mike Turley riffs, 14:13

• “That feeling right there, that’s a certain feeling. I haven’t had that feeling on the air in years ... Like we are doing badly.”
  – John Clay Wolfe (reflecting on bad radio, 149:38)

• “I'm a rancher, not a farmer. Ranching's cool. Farmers not so cool. I think the farmers make more money than the ranchers though.”
  – Bobbo, on ag-exempt status, 75:34

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment Description
|-----------|----------------------- | 00:27 | Contest—Guess the local band song (Tripping Daisy “Prick”) | 01:48 | Summer concert calendar rundown — Joe Walsh, Steely Dan, and more | 05:27–06:47 | On-air call: banter, insults, and contest answers from callers | 10:01 | Starbucks life hack segment | 11:15 | First car appraisal (GMC Acadia) | 13:52 | Charlie Brown/Talladega Nights skit proposal | 15:47–19:39 | Talladega Nights Grace scene (first, Australian attempt) | 22:26 | Crew assesses (with horror) how bad the bit was | 24:22 | Listeners start calling to say skit was “awesome” | 28:14 | Live appraisal: 2011 Dodge Power Wagon negotiation | 33:06–34:14 | Aussie’s "turning a straight girl" story begins | 41:02 | Hail damage story—what it does to cars/dealerships | 45:10 | Importance of 10,000-mile “odometer birthdays" in car value | 61:25 | Wallace Edwards rock history/“The Who” segment | 68:29 | Political lampooning: Trump/Cruz, open carry, and more | 147:00 | Talladega Nights Grace scene (blaxploitation style) | 150:23 | Classic “car insurance” prank | 158:23 | Closing car call and reflections on bit complaints

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Tone, Language, & Style

• Candid, unscripted banter: No subject is too crass or taboo, especially on a holiday weekend.
• Edgy, irreverent humor: From sexual innuendo and "flipping" straight girls to religion jokes and ethnic parody, nothing is sacred.
• Meta awareness: The crew repeatedly break the fourth wall, hearing bits bomb in real time and discussing the fallout.
• Texas roots: Regional references, southern drawl, and car culture abound.
• Audience interplay: Callers get roasted, cheered, or (more often) mocked, but always welcomed.

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Summary

This Easter episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a live, unfiltered tornado of off-the-wall radio—featuring music, cars, caller insanity, and humor that veers gleefully into “so bad it’s good.” Highlighted by two deliberately awful Talladega Nights skits, real-time car appraisals, and true confessions about sex, sobriety, and rock & roll, the show is a testament to why people tune in: unpolished, unpredictable, and just a little bit dangerous. If you need clean, respectful talk radio, look elsewhere.

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Listen if you love:

• Rock music, car culture, and real talk shows
• Outrageous, sometimes offensive humor
• Raw, unfiltered group dynamics
• Learning how not to do a radio skit

Disclaimer:
Explicit language and adult subject matter; definitely not for sensitive audiences.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

They got a lawn. It's like a 25 ticket. What is that? 150 for the whole crew?

[Bobbo]

800, 800 radio. It's hard to call in and tell us what the name of the band and the song is if you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have the numbers because we don't raise.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is it again?

[Bobbo]

Hey, you do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

800, 800 radio.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, well, I'll take a Continental Trailways bus. It'll be great. Stop by Tom Bomb.

[Bobbo]

I wonder if anybody knows this song is a very deep. But it is a local band.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good hint there.

[Mike Turley]

He wants Black Sabbath and I've been trying get Wicked tickets.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wicked?

[Mike Turley]

Wicked?

[Bobbo]

Who's Wicked?

[J.D. Ryan]

The play.

[Mike Turley]

Who is Wicked?

[Bobbo]

Who's Wicked?

[Mike Turley]

Who's Wicked? They're this really cool band out of New York.

[J.D. Ryan]

They sing like this.

[Mike Turley]

No, Wicked is. It's a musical.

[J.D. Ryan]

A musical?

[Mike Turley]

Are you serious?

[Bobbo]

Dude, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Wicked Witch of the West.

[Mike Turley]

It's like the number one Broadway play or New York.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, JD Loves those musicals.

[Mike Turley]

Anyone who's ever been to Wicked loves it. It's an amazing physical.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wicked's coming to Dallas. Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Mike Turley]

I know me without my tooth. I sound very gay. Yeah, very gay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'll fit in perfectly.

[Bobbo]

Nobody knows this song.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a deep one. I don't think they play that on the Eagle.

[Mike Turley]

We play it all the time.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but we never say what it is. I'm surprised though, from where we are that nobody's picking this up. 800, 800 radios are called number. If you tell me the name in the band of this song, you're gonna.

[J.D. Ryan]

Something generic.

[Bobbo]

You're gonna win something from sales. I don't know what.

[Mike Turley]

It won't be Wicked tickets.

[J.D. Ryan]

It won't be Wicked tickets or Black Sabbath tickets.

[Bobbo]

Bobbo's got dibs on the first Sabbath. Who else is coming? Bob. Who's on the concert calendar?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of cool stuff coming, man. Joe Walsh is co headlining a tour with Bad Company and that's pretty cool, right? Steely Dan is co headlining a tour with Steve Winwood. BFD is coming up. They got shined down and a lot of gray bands disturbed. I think it's gonna be there. Yeah, that's a big, big deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounds right. We should know that, don't, shouldn't we?

[Mike Turley]

Want me to pull it up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, maybe we should.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's rock concert event of the summer.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Aussie. Good morning, darling.

[Aussie]

Good morning, baby.

[Bobbo]

It's been a Long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, get out of town.

[Mike Turley]

It'll be.

[Aussie]

It's been a little while.

[Bobbo]

It's Aussie, everybody. No, that's Louisiana. I. Oi, oi. That's Australia.

[Mike Turley]

Sunday, May 29th.

[Bobbo]

Why her mic sounds so God awful?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's loud, that's all. She's gotta projects her voice. I just gotta get the right levels.

[Aussie]

How you been, baby?

[Bobbo]

I'm good. Who's on line one?

[Aussie]

He is, Robert. And he thinks he knows the name of the song.

[Bobbo]

Robert, good morning. You're on the air. Call her up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert.

[Mike Turley]

Roll Butt.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got him on there?

[Bobbo]

I've got it up on here.

[Mike Turley]

Hey, Rollbut.

[Bobbo]

Hang on.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta turn them on over there.

[Bobbo]

I've got a light on the collar button. Robert, you there? Well, the phone. Bye, Robert. Who's this?

[Caller]

Hey, it's Josh. But is the song Tripping Daisies?

[Bobbo]

Yes. Yes.

[Caller]

I can't think of the song, but I know it's Tripping Daisy. How part of it.

[Bobbo]

How old are you?

[Caller]

I'm 35.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Yeah. I just wonder because Tripping Daisy was just peeking when I was in College and I'm 40. I'm 43. So you, you. You were in middle school?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a girl.

[Caller]

All those, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Right, right, right. Well, you win nothing. But we're glad to talk to you this morning.

[Caller]

That's awesome.

[Bobbo]

Where are you? Where are you hanging?

[Caller]

I'm actually heading to Waxahachie right now.

[Bobbo]

God, why Waxahachie?

[Caller]

Yeah, help my dad get a garage sale so he can move to Fort.

[Bobbo]

Worth, walks a hatchie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guarantee you that's all that'll be going on down in Waxahachie today.

[Bobbo]

800. 800 radio. Still don't have the name of the song, but it is Tripping Daisy, by the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

BFD. May 29.

[Mike Turley]

May 29.

[Bobbo]

The start of summer at the Coca Cola Star.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shine down. Two doors down.

[Bobbo]

Moon Tower, man. Collective soul be there.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'll be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I saw Tripping Daisy open for Def Leppard, like in 96.

[Bobbo]

It's a kegger over at the moon tower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ironically, it was at the Jackson Energy Pavilion, which I think was the Smirnoff Music center at the time. They changed the name every summer just to piss me off.

[Bobbo]

I'm with you, Bob. At Starplex. It always is. It always was. It's what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, you go and see Aerosmith at the Coca Cola Starplex, man. That's gonna be awesome, man.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Remember the line in Fast Times about The Blue Oyster Cult tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I haven't got any. Blue Oyster Cult. Where were you last Thursday?

[Mike Turley]

Blue Oyster Cult, little kid.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, you got any Blue Oyster Cult tickets?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I haven't got any Blue Oyster Cult. Where were you last summer when I.

[Bobbo]

Had them coming out? My. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta move. Move your body right.

[Bobbo]

So, us. Where have you been, darling?

[Aussie]

I just been working.

[Bobbo]

Yeah? You still working at the law firm?

[Aussie]

Yes, I got two now. Hang on one second.

[Bobbo]

I got it. I got it.

[Mike Turley]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

You're on the air.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Song during Davies Prick.

[Bobbo]

Prick. You're a prick. You're a prick. I'm not a prick. You know what you win? Nothing. Because you called me a prick. Don't do that to him. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, man.

[Bobbo]

Where do you live, you prick? Easy, Mesquite. This place is full of pricks. 800-800-radio. 800-800-723-48. They walked right into that, Bob. I was begging them for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mesquite is like the Bakersfield of the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex. You know what? Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Odd reference.

[Bobbo]

He's an odd person. Yeah. All right, what are we doing? We've got the. Give me the VIN thing. We'll bid the cars, we'll buy the cars. I don't want 500 cars. If you got a 500 car, don't call me with it, because I ain't buying it.

[Mike Turley]

Roll over.

[Bobbo]

I want. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, you get the name of that ending song yet?

[Bobbo]

Don't call me a prick, you homo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. Vile boy.

[Bobbo]

It's Easter weekend. You gotta get it out.

[Mike Turley]

Well, you can sure tell by this show.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of Easter eggs so far this morning.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Give it to me, Mos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hung up on you, man.

[Bobbo]

No, this is a different one. They're. They're flying in. We have a big delay, I guess. All right. Yes, it's Trippin Daisy. And yes, it's prick. And yes, I say you start it all over so they can. So we can educate the people.

[John Clay Wolf]

It reminds me I should have known Orsi would be here. Education. Because I woke up with a great big piece. Hard Woody.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Mike Turley]

It was gigging like a surfboard. What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Made me feel proud to be alive.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Only for Aussie.

[Bobbo]

Does he talk that way. Great big, hard Woody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great big pierce hard Woody.

[Mike Turley]

Easy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that how they talk, Aussie?

[John Clay Wolf]

It look like the orb of a plum tree coming out of me drawers. Where?

[Bobbo]

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Just put it on Hold. What is he saying? Can you translate what Bobbo's saying? You're the Australian.

[Aussie]

I'm sorry. I was doing my job.

[Bobbo]

I understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does he just say?

[Bobbo]

Just put him on hold. When I'm going to you. We gotta go back through the dance steps. You remember how to do this job?

[Aussie]

I do remember. It's just the calls come first, remember?

[Bobbo]

No, I come first, remember?

[Aussie]

Yeah, but then you yell at me because I'm not picking up the phone properly.

[Bobbo]

But if I'm talking to you to get on the air with us, put the freaking callers on freaking hold.

[Aussie]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

So you have a guy talking to you in your native tongue and I need a translator.

[Aussie]

Yeah, that's not my native tongue. He's like butchering the Australian accent and I can't even understand him.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's no butcher.

[Aussie]

He needs to practice more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll wake up with a giant piss on Woody.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

That's all he can say.

[Mike Turley]

That's all he can say.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was swinging it around and around.

[Aussie]

But if it was a woody, how could you swing it around?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's big, big, giant, gigantic piece.

[Mike Turley]

Of old woody surfboard.

[Aussie]

Have I told you how much I've missed y'?

[Bobbo]

All? 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got it. Knocking.

[Bobbo]

800. Is that your giant P. Hard Woody?

[Caller]

I'm knocking.

[Bobbo]

Can you hear me knocking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Knocking out some love with my Australian girlfriend. She's a go. Okay. She's a sporter.

[Aussie]

Okay, I'm leaving now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this offending you?

[Mike Turley]

Welcome back.

[Aussie]

No, because he seems to make mention to the Australian girlfriend. Do you have an Australian girlfriend or are you just referring to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do now. I got a brand new Australian girlfriend on glacier off. He's all we'll do.

[Aussie]

I'm so glad you're in the other room.

[Mike Turley]

Can I come in with you?

[Bobbo]

Pig vomit is rolling around in this water bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. That's right. We got a boss.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Turn off your phone.

[Mike Turley]

There go the phones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeez, I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

I have a life hack that I'd like to show.

[Mike Turley]

Life hack?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Mike Turley]

I forgot life hacks with John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

So. Starbucks. You know that All I have is Starbucks material. I've got the girl with the sawed up arm and the. The thumb on the end. Yes, and she has a hell of a time getting the cap on, but she's a sweet part.

[J.D. Ryan]

She doesn't have a sawed off arm. She has a small arm.

[Bobbo]

No, it's.

[Mike Turley]

It's not sawed Off. It's just small.

[Bobbo]

Small. No, it's half.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a baby arm.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, it's a baby arm. Nothing wrong with that.

[Bobbo]

I didn't see anything's wrong with any of it. Okay. I'm just saying I have to put the caps on. But if, if on a Starbucks coffee cup, if it drips out.

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

It gets on your shirt. That bad deal. And that happened to me several times. And if Ross, a friend of mine told me, wolf, if you'll look at the seam on the paper cup.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And if you'll take the spout on the cap on the lid and do a 180, have the spout on the opposite side of the cup of the same. It'll never do it again. And it easy. This morning I took a drink and it dribbled out, popped the thing off. It was lined right up on the seam. Moved at 180. It's, it's. It works. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

So now you're going to do is start asking them to do that when they give you a coffee, probably, right?

[Bobbo]

No, I just do. This has been going on for five years. I've just. I just remembered I never told anybody on the show about it. It really works if you're sitting there dribbling and have coffee running down your damn chin and you don't know how to stop it. You think you just have a bad lid. You don't. You seem to do a 180 on the lid. All right, that's been free advice this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning'S life has been brought to you by givemetheven.com and Black Sabbath the end tour.

[Bobbo]

Good morning. You're on there. Who this be? Hello? Hang on. Call her up caller. Hello?

[Caller]

Hello, can you hear me?

[Bobbo]

I can hear you now.

[Caller]

Okay, this is Jamie. I had a question about a car that I was curious what his price would be on.

[Bobbo]

Do you want to buy it or do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Sell it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, cool. What is it?

[Caller]

I have a 2009 GMC Acadia 74,000 miles.

[Bobbo]

Leather. Leather. Cloth.

[Mike Turley]

Cloth.

[Bobbo]

Sunroof. Yes or no?

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[Bobbo]

Average, rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

Clean condition.

[Bobbo]

Nine grand.

[Caller]

Nine grand. Okay. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Do you want to sell it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, sir.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Keep it. 05 Chevy extended cab with 40. Good morning.

[Caller]

Yes, how are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good.

[Bobbo]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two wheel.

[Bobbo]

Remember, everybody, you can call us at the show or just go to givemetheven v I n and load your cars on givemetheven.com and our buyers will email you offers two wheel drive, extended cabo five. How many. Oh, great. Miles. Gosh, how the. Why are the miles so low?

[Caller]

Hogan's Automotive in Fort Worth rebuilt it last year. Two years ago.

[Bobbo]

But how many miles are on the truck?

[Caller]

231. 262.

[Mike Turley]

Hogan.

[Bobbo]

You'Re busting miles again.

[Mike Turley]

Hogan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that.

[Bobbo]

I hear you, but see, we. The title is what follows the car and the miles on the odometer and the title. So, you know, it's two grand. I'm sure it's really nice, but it's two grand. 800. And that's what we'll get for 800. 800 radio. Just go to. Give me the vi.com. jD Ryan is here. Mike Turley is here, Bob O. Bobo is here, and Aussie is here. And my name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the air right here on 971 the Eagle. Be right back. Uno momento, por favor. Go to. Give me the vi.GiveIn.com. you prick. Just hang on. We'll figure it out. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Good morning. It's 8:42 for those of y' all who don't wear a watch or have a phone or have a clue. And you need to listen to the radio to keep up with time. Who does that?

[J.D. Ryan]

J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan.

[Mike Turley]

Good morning, John Clay. Woo.

[Bobbo]

Bobbo talking in Australian longboard Woody got me thinking during the break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come with me now.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, so you had this stupid idea when you were all high and drunk when we talked a month ago about doing Charlie Brown theater Round Table.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Bobbo]

You're.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're infusing a lot of substance abuse into these ideas of mine, man. That's absolutely not the case.

[Mike Turley]

And clean these days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's let everybody judge, okay?

[Bobbo]

And he's like, wolf, what if we did a Charlie Brown characters round table and we read like, scripts and Charlie Brown characters?

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I think you were high, man, because I never said we should be Charlie Brown characters. I'm like, what we should do is get it. Get little script that everybody's heard, right? And we just read it in parts like. Like John Wolf's Playhouse.

[Bobbo]

Okay, well, during the break, I sent everyone a script. Aussie, do you have yours? Do you have her mic fixed yet? Aussie, do you have yours?

[Aussie]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so you're Carly Bobbo. You're Ricky Bobby and Chip. J.D. ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta do two parts.

[Bobbo]

You are Walker, the Texas Ranger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Walker and Turley Walker. I'm Texas Ranger, he's Texas Ranger, you're.

[Bobbo]

Walker and he's Texas Ranger. And I'll be Cal Norton.

[J.D. Ryan]

So this is a scene from Talladega Nights, I take it then?

[Bobbo]

Talladega Nights. And just play some Little Rascals background music and we'll do it in Australian accents and see if it's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good Lord, this has got failure in all over.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna do it in Australian accents.

[Bobbo]

Well, you were doing that so good a minute ago about your P Hard, Woody.

[Mike Turley]

I thought we're gonna do this in Australian accent.

[Bobbo]

That's the funny part, you moron. Well, this is Easter.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, that's.

[Bobbo]

This is Easter weekend.

[Mike Turley]

Right.

[Bobbo]

It's a dinner table blessing, which is a Christian thing. Aussie is in the house from Australia, and Bobbo is doing a good Australian accent this morning. So I'm just trying to tie everything together.

[Mike Turley]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

With all apologies to the Easter Bilby.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so now it is our dinner table sweet baby Jesus scene here on the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, so you ready?

[Bobbo]

Scene in. Three, two, one, Action.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark.

[Mike Turley]

Action.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, as our brothers to the south of you call Jesus Jesus, we thank you so much for the beautiful harvest of Domino's, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family, my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course, my red hot smoking wife, Carolyn, who's a stone cold fox. Hmm. Also want to thank. You've got Australian's voice, Callie. Also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Norton Jr. Who's got me back no matter what.

[Bobbo]

Shake and bike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's father, Chip. We hope you can use your baby Jesus powers to heal him and his horrible leg. And it smells terrible and the dogs are always battering with it. Dear tiny infant Jesus.

[Aussie]

Hey, you know, sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him baby. It's a bit off putting to pray to a baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best. And I'm saying grace. You say grace, you can say it to grown up Jesus or teenage Jesus or bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

[Aussie]

You know what I want, you silly bitch? You know what I want? I want you to do this grace good so God will let us win tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear Tawny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny little Fat balled up fists. He was a man. He had a beard. Look, I like the baby version the best. Do you hear me? I'll win the races and I'll get the money.

[Aussie]

Ricky, finish the goddamn grace.

[Bobbo]

Ouch. I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T shirt. Cause it says, like, I want to be formal, right? But I'm here to party, too. Cause it's. I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party. I like to picture Jesus as a.

[Mike Turley]

Ninja fighting off evil samurais.

[Bobbo]

I like to think of Jesus, like, with, like, giant eagle Jesus wings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I like singing lead vocals for, like, Leonard Skinner with, like, an angel Bind and in the front row. And I'm hammered, drunk and stoned off my ass.

[Aussie]

Hey, Cal.

[Bobbo]

Yes, ma'.

[Mike Turley]

Am.

[Aussie]

Why don't you just shut up, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear 8 pounds, 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus. Don't even know a word yet. Just little infant. So cuddly, but still omnipotent. And we just thank you for all the races we've won and the $21.2 million. Love that money and I've accrued over this past season. Also due to a binding endorsement contract which stipulates I mentioned Power Raid at East Grace. I just want to say the Powerade's delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day. And we look forward to Powerade's release of Mystic Mountain Blueberry. So bad. Thank you for all your power and your grace, dear baby God. Amen.

[Aussie]

Amen.

[Bobbo]

Amen. Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's dig in.

[Bobbo]

That was a hell of a grace, man. You nailed it like a split hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate that. I'm gonna lie to you. I felt good.

[Bobbo]

Daddy, you made grace your bitch.

[Aussie]

Hey, boy. I want to see some napkins in that lap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boys, how was school today?

[Bobbo]

I threw a bunch of Grandpa's chips.

[Mike Turley]

Medals over a bridge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a good day. Texas Ranger. How about you?

[Bobbo]

Well, the teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina.

[Mike Turley]

Mm.

[Bobbo]

I said, Washington, D.C. bingo. She said, no, you're right. I said, you got a lumpy butt. She got mad at me, and I yelled at and she yelled at me, and I pissed in my pants.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm so proud of you boys. You remind me of me. Precocious and full of wonderment. I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren, and you're raising them wrong. They're terrible boys.

[Bobbo]

Shut up.

[Mike Turley]

Chip raw. No ape stuff on your ass.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna go kick y' all scissor kick y' all in the back of the head. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn up the heat.

[Bobbo]

Go get some off. Come on. I'm 10 years old, but I'll beat your ass. Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chip, you brought this on, man.

[Bobbo]

What's wrong with you, Chip? I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Woohoo. I love that.

[Bobbo]

You gonna let your sons talk to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your grandfather like that on there, Elder?

[Mike Turley]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sure as hell am. Chip, I love the way they're talking to you. Cause they're winners. Winners get to do what they want. The only thing they ever done with your life is make a hot dotter. That's it. That's it.

[Bobbo]

That's all we wanted.

[Aussie]

Some wussies. We wanted name Dr. Quinn and medicine Woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I worked too hard for your bull, Chip. Everyone just keep on eating.

[Aussie]

Come here, Hop. God.

[Bobbo]

Wow. God bless us. I think that sucks.

[Mike Turley]

I've never been so glad to not see my character in a script.

[Bobbo]

Oh my God. I think that might have sucked.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, you think so?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's awesome, dude.

[Bobbo]

You think it was awesome? You be the judge. Call us. Tell if it sucks or if it's awesome. No, we're probably 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think this is.

[Bobbo]

I want to know if it sucks, if it was awesome. What? Please clap.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's all I can say.

[Bobbo]

Play some good music. Intro. Clear the palate. You, you're the producer. You're supposed to know these things. 808.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm the one. I didn't suggest doing it.

[Bobbo]

It just went too long.

[Mike Turley]

Good producer would have turned the mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off about four minutes ago at seven pages.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

God. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. 800-800. 7, 2, 3, 4. We could do stupid stuff like that on Easter holiday weekends because nobody's listening.

[J.D. Ryan]

It might be the worst thing ever. Talents in our ways.

[Mike Turley]

It could be the worst radio drama ever. In the history of radio dramas.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I've done some pretty bad things, but.

[Bobbo]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'Re.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, come on, you jackass. Is this what makes it fun?

[Mike Turley]

I've done some bad radio.

[Bobbo]

It went way too, let me tell you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I could just hear people turning the radios off and just snapping.

[Mike Turley]

You know, I thought it was me. I can actually hear the. Their tuner is going off about halfway through.

[Bobbo]

I was wanting to stop, but at.

[Aussie]

The end of it, I'm still hot.

[Bobbo]

That's good. Happy Easter egg.

[Mike Turley]

From now on, John, when that hits, you do it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, basically you're asking if was Bob O high when he came up with the idea. Or drunk.

[Bobbo]

So now that's what I need to know. Was that idea a sober idea or a stoned idea? And I say it was a stoned idea. So if you want to call in 800-800-RADIO, you let us know and if that sucked or feels funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, we've all had stoned ideas before.

[Bobbo]

I saw the worst thing I ever saw was Turley doing a stand up bit at the improv about his wife and what her stuff looked like after childbirth.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was most uncomfortable.

[Bobbo]

That was pretty bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was all right. No, I thought it was okay.

[Bobbo]

I mean, what's bad? What's good? I don't know. I felt bad for Michael. Well, it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

The crowd loved it. I just don't think the crowd. I don't think the crowd love this that much. That's what I doubt.

[Mike Turley]

I can see the crowd leaving us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That was not, you know, the worst.

[Mike Turley]

Part about being sober for seven years? You can do stupid stuff. And back to you. Oh, man, I was drunk. Now I got nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't blame that, huh?

[Mike Turley]

No excuse.

[Bobbo]

None. All right, what are we doing today, boss?

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the vin.com.

[Bobbo]

What time is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

What? Three minutes.

[Bobbo]

Here. Here's a caller on line three. Good morning. What you got? I just wanted to say it was awesome. It was awesome.

[Mike Turley]

You want tickets to something, don't you?

[Bobbo]

She wants tickets to something. All right. Where are you calling from? No, I was. I was. I just listened to the Ricky Bobby.

[Caller]

Skit on the way to work and.

[Aussie]

I laughed my ass off.

[Bobbo]

Well, thank you. Thank you. I'm glad it worked out. 800-800-radio. 800-8-7234.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hope she doesn't take a piss test before she gets to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, people are laughing their asses off.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's one person. Bobbo Swab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you know what they say, though. You know what they say, though? And you've been in radio almost as long as I have. When one person calls and they're favorable, there's 10.

[Bobbo]

Number one caller, line one. What you got? You're on the air.

[Caller]

I just. I just wanted to say that y' all are retards. And that's awesome. Keep doing it.

[Bobbo]

Did you say effing? Freaking.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think she said. He said freaking.

[Bobbo]

I think he said freaking. Recharge. And that's awesome. Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there you go.

[Bobbo]

But you can't cuss.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, is that J.D. ryan on there?

[Bobbo]

That is J.D. right on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

Hey. It was. It was pretty funny. I like the video. But I was also saying I loved you guys on Hot tickets and hot TV. We were on there. You're good, J.D.

[Mike Turley]

Thank you. That was a lot of fun. The most fun I've ever had in broadcast.

[Bobbo]

Did you like him in Playgirl? Good morning, caller. You're on line three.

[Caller]

Yeah, I just like to say y' all nailed that skit pretty damn good.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

I actually watched that movie last night, so it. It was a surprise to me to hear that. Y' all should keep that up.

[Bobbo]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I actually live in.

[Bobbo]

All right. Frisco. Good morning.

[Caller]

Heading down to Princeton?

[Bobbo]

Princeton?

[Caller]

Yeah. I work for FedEx, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Princeton, Texas.

[Caller]

You know, deal with that crap all day. Dog bites and all that.

[Bobbo]

Hey, do you ever. Do you ever see marijuana in FedEx packaging? Because I know people who ship it.

[Caller]

You know it? I actually have. I delivered a package and this guy asked me if I knew what was in it, and I said no. He opened it up and it happened to be marijuana cologne.

[Bobbo]

Marijuana cologne. I asked the dude, a friend of mine, how they were shipping it without getting busted. He said, vacuum seal it. Take Vicks VapoRub, cover it up in Vicks, vacuum seal it again, Vicks Vapor, rub it again, vacuum seal it again, and then ship it.

[Caller]

Yeah, you know, people ship cocaine and all that. And there was a big old bust, I think, in Princeton before I took the route over. About that.

[Bobbo]

So you're a drug delivery guy. You're a dope head.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're.

[Bobbo]

You're a. You're a mule. You're a mule. He's a mule is what he is. Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a FedEx guy.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, Heather. What you got, darling?

[Caller]

2011 Dodge Power Wagon. Blue with a three inch lift and the matching camper.

[Bobbo]

Cool. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth. 80,000 miles.

[Bobbo]

It's been a while. Hang on, I gotta look something up. Does it have the factory winch?

[Caller]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Blue with silver on the bottom, blue with black.

[Caller]

And the red pinstripe?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Charlie, do you remember when I got one of these from dodge back in 2011 and I wrecked it? Dodge gave me one as a press.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I wrecked it.

[Bobbo]

This is the car I wrecked. Exactly 80,000 miles. Four wheel drive. It's lifted. It's got a kick camper. Is the camper painted to match? Yep.

[Caller]

Please.

[Bobbo]

It sounds pretty. Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it 15 grand?

[Aussie]

Is it 15 grand?

[Bobbo]

No. How Much? Is it. 28?

[Mike Turley]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Is it diesel? Pardon? Is it diesel?

[Caller]

No, it's gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's not worth 28, darling. But.

[Caller]

Worth more than 15.

[Bobbo]

That's true. What I did with you is got a reaction figure. I. I threw out a figure and you gave me a reaction.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a good one.

[Bobbo]

It was not a good one. So now we're. It's probably 20 grand. Let me. It's a three quarter ton. I just haven't. There's very few of these out there. There's no dad on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not popular.

[Bobbo]

Is it a 2500 or a half ton?

[Caller]

You know it's a 2500.

[Bobbo]

You sure?

[Caller]

I'm 100%. I'm driving in it right now.

[Bobbo]

Okay. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

Since 2011.

[Bobbo]

Cool. All right.

[Caller]

Bought it.

[Bobbo]

Tur. What are we doing? We got to go. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell.

[Bobbo]

Hang on. Tell everybody. Hang on. Everybody be cool. Heather's on the phone. Weezer's playing the background. We're on the Eagle. It's cool. Everybody be cool. It's Easter, dude. It's Easter Frost. Is it cool? It's cool. Heather, you cool? I'm cool. Okay. Everybody be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

This morning's program is being powered by givemethevin.com. stay tuned. We'll be back with three days Grace, Stone Temple Pilots and more on the rock for Dallas Fort Worth 97. 1.

[Bobbo]

I know. I'll give you 20 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I will try to give you more. 20 grand is my number on the radio. We will be back. Uno momento, por favor. We're cool. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars right here on Nice and win the Eagle when we come back. We'll be joining you Houston, our listeners in Houston, so treat them nicely. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf. I. I didn't get any likes on my Facebook listing there. Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Was the John Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo]

No, just on my John Clay Wolf personal.

[Mike Turley]

I see the Texas twister.

[Bobbo]

Huh? If you go to my page, the first thing you don't see is not junk. Clean Wolf.

[Mike Turley]

First thing on your is the Texas Twister thing you posted nine hours ago.

[Bobbo]

You don't see this?

[Mike Turley]

I don't see that.

[Bobbo]

What are you blind?

[John Clay Wolf]

Twist your tails.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, it's down here. That was weird. It shows up after whatever you said.

[Bobbo]

Holiday weekend shows are Always the best. Cuz no one is listening and we know we can twist off.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, true.

[Bobbo]

That's true. Tune into Dallas on 971 and Houston, 975. Good morning Houston, by the way. And Louisiana.

[Mike Turley]

Very classy picture there.

[Bobbo]

And then I put a picture of a guy that. That I know that had a. He was in matching Speedo with his prostitute girlfriend for the weekend. And I put. Made a meme out of it. It says I don't always pay for for p. But when I do, I keep it classy.

[Mike Turley]

I see.

[Bobbo]

And that was my Easter present to him.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, what a nice guy you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, dude, I'm liking that, man.

[Bobbo]

Do you see it, Bob?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm liking it.

[Bobbo]

Do you see with the sweet skipper hat, there goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He liked it for you.

[Bobbo]

Somebody did. At least somebody liked it. They like me. They like me. They really like me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, I'm still sweating after that bit.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, really get up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell the Houston listeners.

[Mike Turley]

Producer, director and me just wanted to go, God.

[Bobbo]

Cut.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys are being overly cynical about the Houston listeners.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have to tune into the podcast.

[Mike Turley]

Mama was our. It was our first time.

[Bobbo]

Hey, we'll run out of material about 12. About 11:45.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you want to do it again? Do it again.

[Bobbo]

Do it again. Oh, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we want to torture Houston?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. I think we should do it again. What we did was read the Dear Baby Jesus script from Days of Thunder, whatever it's called.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we read the whole script.

[Bobbo]

It felt like it took a long time. We did it in Australian accents because Bobbo has a big peaod.

[J.D. Ryan]

Woody because Aussie's here, everybody.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Aussie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aussie.

[Bobbo]

Hi, guys.

[Aussie]

I'm back.

[Mike Turley]

Aussie. How are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Aussie, Aussie, Aussie.

[Bobbo]

Where have you been?

[Aussie]

Oi, oi, oi. I have been working Burning the candle at both ends.

[Bobbo]

What's the drama in your life? You're a very dramatic young lady, very passionate.

[Aussie]

I've tried to keep the drama on the lower side.

[Bobbo]

Now, the minimum.

[Mike Turley]

What's the most dramatic thing that's happened in the last 14 days?

[Aussie]

Last 14 days? Not much in the last 14 days.

[Mike Turley]

30 days.

[Aussie]

The last couple of months. Well, I went to Colorado with a group of my girls from the. The army group that we. That I help out.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[Aussie]

I got to sleep with a very lovely blonde.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

We all high because you're in Colorado.

[Aussie]

No, no, I don't partake in that. She does, but I don't lesbian experience another one Yeah, I turned her, which was great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, she turned her. How do you turn somebody?

[Aussie]

It's always great to turn a straight girl.

[Mike Turley]

You don't ever videotape, do you?

[Bobbo]

No, sorry.

[Aussie]

But there's like a conquest in turning a straight girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll stand in to get my woody, bitch.

[Mike Turley]

I totally agree with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here comes Marvel day.

[Bobbo]

Disco Bob.

[Mike Turley]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Bobbo]

You like these kind of stories?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just such a. It's just such an audacious.

[Bobbo]

Ay Bob. Aussie Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

That audacious voice.

[Bobbo]

It is so you can stick at it as long as you like. Yeah, I'm like, so you turned a white girl, black girl, Mexican girl, white girl, blonde girl, straight. I mean, a lesbian. You turned her and is she done? Is she all in now or she'd buy or what?

[Aussie]

She's bi now.

[Bobbo]

And where does she live?

[Aussie]

She lives in Chicago, I believe.

[Bobbo]

Are y' all communicating?

[Aussie]

Yes, we communicate every day.

[Bobbo]

Are y' all in love?

[Aussie]

No, but we send lots of in love pictures.

[Mike Turley]

Do you have any of those?

[Aussie]

I do, but I'm not going to share.

[Bobbo]

Oh, come on. Stop it right now. You get your ass over here and show me what you got.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pink triangle.

[Bobbo]

It's not even fair. You got nude lesbian pictures and you don't want. You've got a lesbian lover in Chicago. Okay, first of all, I don't know if I want to see him, because you know those dyke gals, man, sometimes they'll look like Fonzie on roids. I mean, you're like.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has changed a lot over the last 20 years.

[Bobbo]

The. The butch is a bull, right?

[Aussie]

Come on. You know my taste is better than that. She's absolutely gorgeous. She's not butch. She's blonde. Long blonde hair to prove it.

[Mike Turley]

So I look, I'll bring you out.

[Aussie]

A picture of him.

[Bobbo]

Watch out. The river's gonna overflow. The river's gonna overflow. The protective dyke is giving way. What is a protective dyke?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't care.

[Bobbo]

Shut up, Bubbo. God damn it.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, so you want to go ahead.

[Mike Turley]

The river.

[Bobbo]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold on.

[Bobbo]

We got a. River's gonna overflow. The protective dyke is giving way. What is a protective dike? A large woman in plaque platform shoes saying, hey, you don't go there. Good Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's brilliant. You should write that down.

[Mike Turley]

It would have been.

[Bobbo]

It would have been.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, so you want to fill in everybody in Houston. What's about to happen here, John?

[Bobbo]

Hey, you don't go there. Big old lesbian with her dykes on trikes. Harley three wheeler parked over there right next to the dam. That's why the Sabine river didn't overflow, is because a protective dike saved it. Wow. And Aussie kept her happy and people didn't die so ugly. And the whole looter thing didn't have to come out on the front page of Time magazine again because Ozzy's a lesbian. That's where I was going.

[Aussie]

I'm bi. I'm no lesbian.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you don't go there, okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, so, guys, we got 30 seconds till we're gonna be joining now network here. So we want to let everybody know what's going on. You're hear us stop down, you hear a re intro, and then we'll be joining network.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is like backstage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

15 seconds. So stand by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at all that beer over there. It's a nice buffet backstage.

[Bobbo]

What are we doing? 15 seconds. We gotta. We gotta start the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, start the show. Over.

[Bobbo]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Hey, you, wake up. Ha ha, hurrah you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you know that I need you need you, need you.

[Bobbo]

Haha hurrah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are running away.

[Bobbo]

What is that saying? Haha, hurrah you are. Haha.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in haha, Sharad, you are.

[Bobbo]

Happy Easter, everyone.

[Mike Turley]

Happy Easter.

[Bobbo]

Happy Pink Floyd day. Woo.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? We should have played Run Rabbit Run, man. Man. Off the dark side of the moon alley.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, sorry, man.

[Bobbo]

Sorry, man, we missed your post Easter time.

[Mike Turley]

You know.

[Bobbo]

What are you gonna do for Easter this weekend, Bomb what you do for Good Friday? Do you still have the ashes on your forehead? Is that. Is that just bong dust that blew up out of the. Out of the pipe?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, I'm glad you brought that up.

[J.D. Ryan]

That does happen sometimes, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't get them off. I like. I'm almost afraid I got some kind of tattoo or something. Can you see it? Look right here. You see it?

[Bobbo]

I do. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is how you get a hold of us.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is this show?

[Bobbo]

This is the. Bob can bring us in. He is the. He's the Ed McMahon of the show. Give me the VIN dot com. Give me the VIN dotcom. Thanks, Bob. Nothing like being right on point there, dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no, he's. He's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you've cut the golden goose, man, y', all. Because you always do that. Man, because you always do that. You get me wiggy about, you know, just right at. What is it, 914 every week?

[Mike Turley]

Is this what it happens?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine, four. Yeah, you know. You know that because you do it, too, man.

[Mike Turley]

I didn't do it. What I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bible's coming down, everybody.

[Bobbo]

Bob was coming down, and he's getting bitchy, see?

[John Clay Wolf]

And Turley was. Wasn't so busy, he'd be doing it, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cause you know what? Cause this is what happens every time I get mixed up with a bunch of white people. This is what you do. This is what whitey does.

[Bobbo]

Just a touch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honky asses.

[Mike Turley]

It's like watching an episode of Cops. You know, they come in, they're really angry. Later, they'll go for you. I'm sorry, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I wrote the book on passive aggressive.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This morning's program being brought to you by gimmetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

Call in and we'll buy your car. 800. 800 radio. It's 9:15 Saturday morning. We are live on Easter week, and we're actually working. I was gonna go out of town, but I was too lazy. We're gonna do a replay, but I just decided to let all my kids and my wife down and not do anything for them.

[Mike Turley]

Y' all doing an Easter egg hunt at that ranch?

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, really.

[Mike Turley]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Dinner, Kids. Keep it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lunch.

[Bobbo]

What are we doing for Easter, Dad? I don't know. Ask your mother.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, and she's putting it back on you?

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just kind of.

[Bobbo]

We might go some. I. I don't. I. I have no plans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to the country club for a nice Easter lunch?

[Bobbo]

No. No. I just don't know. I mean, you sound like my kid now. I don't know. If I knew, I'd have told them, Turley. Why the hell would I not tell them and tell you?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we doing for Easter, Daddy? About a half a case. Okay.

[Mike Turley]

All right. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please don't get drunk for Easter, Daddy.

[Mike Turley]

Worm has turned.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, whatever.

[Bobbo]

Here's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's your candy. He just gets it out of his pocket and throws it at him.

[Mike Turley]

That's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go find it.

[Mike Turley]

It's all melted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take my boots off.

[Mike Turley]

Handful of chocolate. It's all melted. He throws it at the kids.

[Bobbo]

Hail damage in Dallas bad. Great. Yeah, this week, dude, Dallas got nuked up.

[John Clay Wolf]

North side, too, man. North. Garland and Plano, you know.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, they got it really bad.

[Bobbo]

Volvo of Dallas or Richardson. I was talking to the guy there yesterday. I mean, just hammered. Yeah, hammered 50, $60,000. Brand new cars. We got 400 of them.

[Mike Turley]

I heard it hit a Volkswagen dealership and did $3 million worth of improvements.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's nothing, man. Wait till Jesus hears our Ricky Bobby skip.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. We'll get nothing for.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going to be a bad one tonight, kids.

[Mike Turley]

We'll get nothing for Easter or Christmas. Christmas.

[Bobbo]

The hail was so bad at the Volvo store. Like they hit the ground and broken pieces and shot up when they hit the ground and break through the plastic.

[Mike Turley]

Oh no.

[Bobbo]

On the front of the cars and go into the radiators. You know those little fins on the radiators and it bent all those. I mean, so like these cars are just totaled. I mean, what are you gonna do? Get new radiators?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Are you like, go get a case of toothpicks.

[Mike Turley]

Bounced back up and did damage to. To the radiator.

[Bobbo]

The little fins.

[J.D. Ryan]

How the hell they fix that?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called a fin comb.

[Bobbo]

Now what you could do is go like.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, really, it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it real?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, go ahead.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna come over there and slap you down.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Well, there's probably a.

[Bobbo]

We'll do it. But you could get a case of toothpicks. 25 Mexicans. All right, just sit there and straighten them out one by one.

[John Clay Wolf]

One by one or.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounds like cheaper than a cone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on.

[Bobbo]

At $2 down, it could be cheaper, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many Mexicans?

[Bobbo]

25. You got 400 cars times $200.

[John Clay Wolf]

$2 an hour. 400.

[Bobbo]

400 cars. 25 Mexicans and minimum wage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's still only 80 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this gonna be on the star test for the kids?

[Caller]

Really?

[Bobbo]

How many Mexicans does it take to fix 400 Volvos? Race radiator fins with 47,000 toothpicks.

[Mike Turley]

I can't do the math.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even if we go 120 Mexicans, it's still only like $400.

[Bobbo]

Kenneth, good morning.

[Mike Turley]

You're on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not bad.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[Bobbo]

I'm good. I'm good. We're just being. Being ourselves.

[Caller]

That's all right.

[Bobbo]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

You will.

[Bobbo]

Texas. Did you get much hail over there?

[Caller]

Did I get what?

[Bobbo]

Hail?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. I got just a little bit myself.

[Bobbo]

Mm. Did your truck get any damage?

[Caller]

Very little on the hood.

[Bobbo]

Do you have full coverage insurance?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Go by with one of those drive thru deals and they will write you a check on the spot. Brett went by, guys, got 2,800 for his truck. And then he took his girlfriends over there and got four grand. Like a drive through Wendy's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

They check your car out, write your check.

[J.D. Ryan]

They have a tent set up at stadiums. Like high school stadiums and stuff.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Well, did you already get your check?

[Caller]

I'm actually taking mine over to the repair place right now.

[Bobbo]

Did you already get your check?

[Caller]

No. What they do is the in place, they. They pay for everything and the insurance pays them.

[Bobbo]

But that cuts you out, dog. There's profit here, I promise.

[Caller]

I understand that.

[Bobbo]

What, so you want to sell it now?

[Caller]

Possibly.

[Bobbo]

Is it a crew cab or extended cab?

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[Bobbo]

Two wheel or four wheel drive? Two wheel, two wheel drive. Six cylinder, eight cylinder.

[Caller]

Eight cylinder.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

Got a bed cover, bed liner, lariat, sunroof, leather, everything.

[Bobbo]

Navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

So if it's the FX2, it's a Lariat 13. You're gonna have the hail fix. It's got 50 on the clock. It's got all the goodies. See what average MMR is 26, 6. 20, 26 and a half.

[Caller]

I think you're more like about 30.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm thinking not 800. 807, 2, 3, 4.

[Mike Turley]

That was quick. 800, 800 radio thinking not.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a shame. I mean that's a nice truck he's talking about.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is.

[Bobbo]

And Kenneth, go to give me the vinvi.com and we will reappraise it. But with the miles over 50, I'm thinking about what I said. Maybe 27. 27. Maybe 27 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. What a curve though. Just last year that truck.

[Bobbo]

Right. But his has 50 on it. When, when we take these cars over the mileage, the. Especially the 10,000 mile birthdays. I mean you. When, when you see that car go from 49,999 to 5Z, you need to take $2,000 and throw it out the window.

[Mike Turley]

That much?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geez.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

For our.

[Bobbo]

The more expensive the car, the more money you need to go out the window to take and go to Del Frisco's and celebrate that, that mileage odometer birthday because it cost you a lot.

[Mike Turley]

You get to 49.

[Bobbo]

Just Uber when people call us. And when people give me the VIN and the car is like 79k on the description.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I'm, you know, they call me for a bump. Hey, this guy wants 28 grand for this car. We hit it at 27. What do you want to do? I'm like 79. What is it? 79? 983.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Or is it 79? 125. Well, I don't know. Why don't we find out? Because if this sob turns 80 on my ass, I don't even want it where we're at.

[Mike Turley]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

That big of a deal.

[Bobbo]

It's a big deal. We're right there on the cutting edge of the market. And we had to bid them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

800, 800 radio. 800 872. 34 is call in number. Give me the vi n dot com. I think they went down as one of the biggest losses in Texas history on weather related weather.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, the hail.

[Bobbo]

Wow. Really? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So North Texas hail was met more than flooding in Houston last year and.

[Mike Turley]

I don't know, multiple.

[Bobbo]

That's hard to believe, but I believe it because see the amount of damage, the roofs.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. How homes and stuff where it was more just streets and cars getting flooded in Houston.

[Mike Turley]

So yeah, there's video skylights that went out and you see the hailstones falling into people's bathrooms. It was just unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's amazing. They put a number on, you know, the. The value of the damage done. It's kind of sad, especially over Easter holiday because nobody ever thinks about all the, you know, the dogs and hookers and, you know, live beings that are out there. When, when that hail.

[Bobbo]

When I got the call that we got hit again Thursday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[Bobbo]

I was like, oh no, not again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cuz Fort Worth got hit the week before.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I bowed up like a poison dog.

[Mike Turley]

And you realize we've just got into spring. It's just started.

[Bobbo]

Thanks, J.D. yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Hey, you know what? I'm here to bring the high side of the show. The happy times.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here for the dogs and hookers.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Really?

[Bobbo]

You like dogs better or hookers?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's hard to say.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, personality go a long way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's your dog? J.D.

[Mike Turley]

By the way, never had a hooker way at Wagger Tail.

[Bobbo]

Did you see that RG3 went into the Cleveland Browns corporate facility to finalize his. Right after he finalized his eel checking in at the Cleveland, he fell and he tore his acl. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Oh my gosh.

[Bobbo]

This is the terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poor guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't.

[Bobbo]

He's kicking the break.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why didn't. Well, I. I guess I know why he signed there. Because they gave him 7 million a year, which is crazy for a guy that's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? Wait, wait, wait. Maybe he is good though. Like we've been. We've been kicking Johnny Manziel around for weeks on this show. But you know what RG3, when he played at Baylor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but that type of offense, you.

[Bobbo]

Know, Four or five college.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. But he was like the most exciting college quarterback I think I've seen in my lifetime at that time.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not going to run anything type like to offense, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. But I think really poor coaching, especially on the part of Mike Shanahan, ruined his chances early on as a quarterback. You know, he's a run and shoot quarterback.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll see.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not a pocket passer. He's a run and shoot quarterback.

[J.D. Ryan]

Johnny Menzel called him up, said, good luck.

[Bobbo]

Did he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good luck with that.

[Bobbo]

Well, his big, tall, goofy that did so well is Peyton Wright. Spec. Peyton Wright. Peyton.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talking about Brock Osweiler, who's in Houston.

[Bobbo]

That guy was great. Yeah, that guy was great. He was great.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's good.

[Bobbo]

Who went to the Super Bowl? Who went to the Super Bowl? Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Who went?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was. That defense carried him and won it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, did it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay. That defense won the Super Bowl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Got him there, too, pretty much. Okay. And their starting quarterback went out for how long?

[J.D. Ryan]

He managed. Yes. He did a good job of managing four weeks.

[Bobbo]

And the Cowboys, when they lost their starting quarterback, how did that go down?

[J.D. Ryan]

That was terrible.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna say this also, Wheeler, this Rottweiler is pretty good quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? He could be the missing link though, in Houston because they've been absent that position in some way or other for six seasons now since the David Carr days.

[Bobbo]

Agreed.

[Mike Turley]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we just care about the Cowboys. That's all I care about.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you know what? Cowboys picked up up a pretty damn fine running bag from Washington. Alfred Morris. Yeah, I mean, he's been the bell cow up there now. He doesn't catch a lot of balls.

[Bobbo]

You know, Is this week in rock history right around the corner. 800, 800 radio. 800 radio. 800, 807 234. If you want to bid on your car or just go to givemetheven.com also.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have riding with Roy. Roy's audio.

[Bobbo]

I want to hear Riding with Roy right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, hold on. It's. That's just short enough that we can do it. Okay, let me get it queued up here. So this is Uncle Roy, works with John.

[Bobbo]

He worked for my grandfather. My granddad hired him in 1968. This guy taught me how to drive, drink, screw. This guy's my uncle. He's a black man, but he's the. I have black family and that's why I get away with a lot of good black jokes. There it is. Did you know John when he was a baby?

[J.D. Ryan]

Like when he was born?

[Caller]

When he was born? Yeah, I know.

[Bobbo]

All right. So like, I only know how he is as an adult. What was he like as a kid growing up?

[J.D. Ryan]

He just a little.

[Bobbo]

What do you mean?

[Caller]

He didn't believe water was with you said, john, don't do this. You tell me do it. But he's going to drive like.

[Bobbo]

What's the. What's the most crazy story you have of John? Story? Childhood.

[Caller]

When he. When he was about nine years old, he took my goddamn truck down on Greenville Avenue.

[Mike Turley]

Check.

[Caller]

He wasn't chasing them. He see me go down there every day and spot them holes. So right before l. He took my goddamn truck. Went down on Greenville Avenue. And that long time. I know where the women's at. What do you mean you know where the women's at? I went down there a while ago. What do you mean you went down there a while ago? I had my truck all down on green. We lowered down. 9 year old.

[Bobbo]

He get any hoes? Huh? Did he pick up any hoes?

[Caller]

Nine years old, stole your truck. I just have to take the key out of that. We'll be working in Dallas and I leave the key in the truck. That mother get that ain't gone. You got to take the key out of my key.

[Mike Turley]

Just.

[Caller]

Special.

[Bobbo]

Special ammo. You sound like a Dave Chappelle. Yeah, sounds like a Dave Chappelle skit.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'S riding with the coral there for the week.

[Bobbo]

Those are the best. We'll be right back, buddy. It's John Clay Wolf. And I enjoyed that little piece of my family history. I. I wasn't aware that he felt so strongly about my driving and pickup skills.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo]

800, 800 radio. Just gonna give me the VIN dot com. Be back uno momento, por favor. On this Easter weekend. See how some Toby.

[Caller]

Stay away. You never know what you'll catch.

[Bobbo]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll try it again. Again in the 11 o' clock hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody. The minute you hear from the programming Nazi man, flip me a text, dude. I want to know how much. How badly he hated that.

[Bobbo]

Justin, good morning. You're on there. Hey, how are you doing? Good. Are you Dallas? Houston, Louisiana. Where are you?

[Caller]

I'm in Texas and LaPorte.

[Bobbo]

Okay, you're on ESPN 975 then, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

15 KIA. Soul Brother's got so soul finger in the hole. You Got. So did you buy it new?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I bought it brand new.

[Bobbo]

Is it a exclamation or a plus the exclamation. There you go. Can you imagine being in that meeting? Marketing meeting.

[J.D. Ryan]

No kidding.

[Bobbo]

I mean, that was like bad translation package.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dad.

[Bobbo]

Translation translated. Korean guy, like mistranslated the idea. Exclamation, exclamation. Okay, how many miles? 25. Is it leather or roof? Anything leather.

[Caller]

Roof. It's got the upgraded napa leather. The sunroof. It's got every option. Heated seats, heated steering wheel.

[Bobbo]

It's mid teens. What you pay off.

[Caller]

23.

[Bobbo]

You're. You ever heard beat up like hammered? S. Oh, man, that's bad. That's what you. You're flipped in this one, dog. I think it's 15. I'm serious. I'm not being funny. I'm not trying to be. I'm not trying to be funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's upside down like a suge Knight was holding.

[Mike Turley]

And it's working.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vanilla Ice upside down at that over the rails. He's upside down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Upside down.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's what happens when you buy a Kia. Listen to Justin. He's a testimony of why not to do business with Ken Shun un kin.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we'll be reviewing a Kia Optima here in just a little bit.

[Bobbo]

Too great. Well, let's make sure when we send the tape of the review, we don't send that line that I probably every.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time you drive, you don't drive far enough. Need to keep the car. Don't sail. Keep the car. Nice sail, Raider.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

My new Kia 2024.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You mess up every team.

[Bobbo]

God, that sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I drive so mad. Everything I've done today sucks, man.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, the Aussie girl makes me nervous, man.

[Bobbo]

I'm telling you, Bob, you need to go to the bathroom and you need to knock one off and you need to come back and have your head. Head clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I don't do that though, man.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz I'm too cool.

[Mike Turley]

You're too cool to go to the bathroom.

[Bobbo]

That's what I need. Go blow your nose.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's talking about the guy being so upside down sucks. Bob, man, you're a little sensitive over there. I'm telling you, he's coming down.

[Bobbo]

Every situation does say good morning. Little testy, Bob. Hang on. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What Was that?

[Bobbo]

That 13 Sierra SLA with 75. Is it a crew cab or the extended or regular?

[Caller]

It's crew.

[Bobbo]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[Bobbo]

Z71 lifted regular what stock?

[J.D. Ryan]

Stock.

[Bobbo]

20 grand is what I'm thinking. What size engine?

[Caller]

It's got the vortex 6 liter.

[Bobbo]

Okay. H. Have you had any other offers?

[Caller]

I've got one from a dealership for 25.5.

[Bobbo]

That doesn't make any sense because it's a 6 liter and like the new body style. 6 liters, the 14s?

[Caller]

No, it's a 13. I do a lot of business at this dealership, so maybe that's why.

[Bobbo]

Well, I'll tell you the real money and then you'll know. Is it a LT or an ltz?

[Caller]

No, it's a sleigh sle.

[Bobbo]

It's a gmc. So let me just go. L. Let me. I don't want to rebuild the whole thing. Let me just go. Lt. So the same thing in a Chevy lt. Right. Wait, no. That's an eight cylinder. Hang on. This is six. Time passes. Time passes. I'm gonna. I'm gonna tell you what an eight cylinder would be worth because I'm already here. I know what it is. I don't have to look this up. And I'm going to just to cure my own curiosity. 75.

[Caller]

Now it's a six.

[Mike Turley]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally liter.

[Caller]

Not the six cylinder.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tricky jack.

[Bobbo]

Is this a Denali? Because.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Mike Turley]

It's just.

[Caller]

Just sle.

[Bobbo]

See, this is why we like givemetheven.com. because if he had the VIN number, then we just copy paste the VIN number in our software and answer all these questions and I wouldn't be making an ass of myself in front of everybody on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because that's my job.

[Mike Turley]

Right?

[Bobbo]

It's a six liter. Go to givemetheven.com and let me rebid it. Givemetheven.com Put the VIN in there and I'll get on it. I'm gonna. It's gonna take too long to redo this one right now. That makes sense, though. Austin, did you get line one handled? Us. Did you get line one handled? You gotta. You gotta make her hot or Bob O. Already thinks she is.

[Aussie]

Sorry. Say that again.

[Bobbo]

Was whose line one?

[Aussie]

Oh, he was just some jerk that was going off about you, and I wasn't gonna handle it.

[Bobbo]

I want jerks. I want comments, and I want to know when they're on the deal. So we might want to air the jerks, but tell me what they're saying. We'll be right back. 800. 800. Ready are going to give me the VIN dot com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now back to the john clay wolf show.

[Bobbo]

Hit him up right now, 1-800-800-rodio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, Mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shackadaga.

[Bobbo]

J.D.

[Mike Turley]

Morning.

[Bobbo]

You haven't had much to say this morning.

[Mike Turley]

I'm just watching you guys burn and twist and fly in the wind. And about 10 o', clock, y' all are gonna hit a wall. And I'm gonna do the next two hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me guess. You think it's substance related, don't you?

[Mike Turley]

No, I don't.

[Bobbo]

I'm on a coffee high. I'll admit it. I had a big cup this week.

[Mike Turley]

Will you admit that substance?

[John Clay Wolf]

I got no high at all.

[Mike Turley]

Will you admit that that is a substance? Dude, coffee the way I've played.

[Bobbo]

Somebody give me another cup. I just ran out.

[John Clay Wolf]

The way I play with my brain, coffee does nothing.

[Bobbo]

Deanna, if you're listening, you're coming back, Please grab me another Starbucks. I gotta keep it rolling.

[J.D. Ryan]

No way.

[Bobbo]

You don't need another one.

[Mike Turley]

I'll be glad to go.

[Bobbo]

I need another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are going. You may be. You may be up a little.265.

[Bobbo]

I mean, what's a Jello shot cost at a bar? I get more buzz off of my Venti pike than a six bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who gets a Jello shot at the bar? God.

[John Clay Wolf]

College girl.

[Mike Turley]

Who pays for alcohol?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah, that's true, too.

[Bobbo]

Who gets a Jello? I haven't had a Jello shot in a bar in years.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a chick. That's a chick shot right there.

[Bobbo]

So Wallace Edwards is joining us this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, gosh. Yeah, we got to get him in.

[Bobbo]

Hey, why. Why doing that? This is the last live segment for Dallas, so call in at 800-800-RADIO. 800-800-7234. If you want me to bid your car, I'll give you a bid that we buy the car. Or you can just go to givemetheven.com Saturday mornings. You can call in. I'll give you a live number on your car right now, and we'll have you a check. If you live nearby, bring it by right now, and we'll get you a check after the show. Or we'll come pick it up Monday with a chance check, and the check will actually clear. It's amazing.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to tell everybody who this Wallace Edwards guy is walking in here? Because I don't think everybody knows about him.

[Bobbo]

Bob knows more than I really Won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hurt to do it quickly. I've got to get back to wheels.

[Bobbo]

That's true. Oh, he's. He's a broadcaster in the Dallas Fort Worth area. But he comes over to our show and does a little piece of rock history every once in a while. And it's so good to have you back, Wallace.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys forget I've got my own gig.

[Bobbo]

Who are you talking about today?

[John Clay Wolf]

The who, John.

[Bobbo]

The who. Who, who, who. All right, well, take it away, Wallace. I want to know what you got to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

In 1964 would be rock and roll entrepreneur and BBC producer Kit Lambert had the idea to promote a band that rocked harder than the Beatles, but with more wholesome appeal than the Rolling Stones. So he invested his last 15 shillings to place a recruiting advertisement in two local magazines. The ad read wanted insane boys for Music TV program. Want screaming girls to hold your hand? Call Shemford 0961 and say, Give us a smack on me gobbers. Within 24 hours, Lambert had signed up local youth sensation and professional fly fisherman Roger Daltrey, who already had lead singer looks and who'd already been stunning trout with his voice for years. Other positions were harder to fill. Keith Moon had only seen the advert by chance. Picking up a magazine in the common room of Saint Gobles Youth Detention center on the last day of his six month sentence for aggravated assault and public indecency with a marmot at the London Zoo, Lambert signed him as a drummer, making use of his ability to hit things repeatedly for hours without losing interest. Coincidentally, guitarist Peter Townsend had only recently been released from the Bethlehem Hospital for the criminally insane and had been recruiting musicians for his own band, Pirate Pete and the Kitty Fiddlers. When his social worker showed him the ad, prospects for bass player looked grim. With only one applicant, 59 year old John Entwistle, a former jockey in pickpocket with no prior musical experience, Lambert began to wonder whether restricting the advertisement to Angling Times and Convict Weekly had been wise. But without the funds to re advertise, he gave Entwistle the job anyway, as he felt the older gentleman would be easy to control on tour. And with the lineup complete, the band were in need of only one thing. A name. Lambert chose the high numbers, but this was soon changed to the Hoop who due to Moon's inability to think of any numbers higher than 10. Lambert aimed the who at London's emerging mod culture, a movement noted for their tailor made suits, multi carbureted motor scooters and generally unsophisticated musical taste. And it was during their debut performance that this wild mix of bourgeois culture and very bad rock music made its mark on the world of Rock and roll. During that evening's performance, performance at Sacro's Railway Tavern, Townsend accidentally broke the head of his guitar through the ceiling when he was distracted by a heckling mob of Bee Gees fans. Angered by their snickers, Townsend thrusted his instrument through their leader, killing him instantly. Despite the resulting riot in which the remaining suburbanites were kicked to death by an army of hand stitched Italian boots, Entwhistle was crushed beneath a martial art amplifier, toppled by the crowd, and received internal injuries which resulted in his untimely death. Simultaneously, Moon wrecked his drum kit after temporarily forgetting which number came after three during a rendition of Long Tall Sally. And leaping from his riser, began to pound on Entwistle's head and torso instead, which amazingly revived the bass player enough to finish the show and direct all of this raucous violence and mayhem. Roger Daltrey never stopped singing. An estimated 200,000 fans flocked to the next concert, hoping for more homicide and resurrection. But Townsend declined to kill anyone. Instead, instrument destruction became a staple of the who's live performance. And that first show at Railway Tavern has been recorded as one of the top five of Rolling Stone magazine scenes. 50 moments that changed rock and roll. And it all happened on this day in rock history.

[Bobbo]

And that happens to be Easter weekend when the resurrection. So the murdered people brought them back to life.

[Mike Turley]

Normally, I think he's questionable, but just I think he's nailed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And with that, I'm Wallace Edwards.

[Bobbo]

You know Wallace.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember kids, it's all about the bunny with.

[Bobbo]

With Wallace with all this mob scene that you're describing. Did you hear about the Trump rally where the woman was arrested for lunging at a police horse? Beating it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually thought it was footage from an old who concert.

[Bobbo]

Turns out that it wasn't a police horse. It was actually Sarah Jessica Parker. Oh, Jesus.

[Mike Turley]

My favorite kind.

[Bobbo]

Gosh. You get it? She's a little horse.

[J.D. Ryan]

Heady.

[Mike Turley]

Got it.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was awesome on Charlie's Angels.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks, Ed.

[Bobbo]

800 radio is the phone number. J.D.

[Mike Turley]

What? I was gonna pull that story, actually. Woman. That really did happen in Kansas City. Woman. In the midst of the protest outside the rally for presidential candidate Donald Trump. Donald Trump was arrested on Friday for abuse of a police police service animal. She actually did a cop. The cop is mounted on horseback, was involved in the police crowd control. You know how they do. They. They walk up to the crowds and they go, well, so basically after j. You're mumbling, am I against my tooth? It's driving me crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

This couldn't be substance related, could it?

[Bobbo]

Go ahead, J.D.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, Bobo, you're so funny.

[Bobbo]

So funny.

[Mike Turley]

Just not on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you high again? Look at me. He's high.

[Bobbo]

Go ahead.

[Mike Turley]

Anyway, so what. What happened happened was the lady hit the horse like I'm about to do Baba.

[Bobbo]

But.

[Mike Turley]

Except it was a lot funnier when the lady hit the horse.

[Bobbo]

He's actually Sarah Jessica Parker.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? I don't want to make JD Angry because he's packing.

[Bobbo]

He's.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got to be careful, you know, just like.

[Bobbo]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you see what they wanted to do at the Republican convention?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, yeah, Take all the guns away.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. Quite the contrary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what happened to the horse, man?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's all right.

[Bobbo]

She's all right. It's Sarah Jessica Parker from Square Pegs.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to the horse, though?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a petition going around, I believe.

[Bobbo]

What was the deal? Don't we have Ted Cruz doing something?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's right.

[Mike Turley]

20,000 people have signed a petition to allow open carry of firearms at the one place you shouldn't have it. The Republican National Convention in Cleveland in July.

[Bobbo]

The Dems will love that. Kill the leadership.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yes.

[Mike Turley]

The group Americans for Responsible Open Carry started the petition on change.org Monday. Actually, they just. They think that's. That's a good idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many signatures they have.

[Mike Turley]

Somebody sat around and said that's a good idea. Let me see this.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's like 20,000 signatures already to say yes. Damn it. I want to bring my.

[Bobbo]

What's the Ted Cruz bid?

[Mike Turley]

It's over 18,000 right now. Over 18,000 signatures?

[John Clay Wolf]

No way. Gun services.

[Bobbo]

What does it take to have it legal? To have it happen? I mean, dart. Does it even matter?

[Mike Turley]

Let me see if it even says here. It does not say how many.

[John Clay Wolf]

No amount of signatures is going to allow open carry at the Republican National Convention.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got that? And then you got Trump and Cruz battling over their wives who's name calling each other.

[Mike Turley]

Seriously, could this just be any more Saturday Night Live? Ish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, guns and politicians are as bad of a mix as firecrackers and the mentally retarded. Okay, it's just a bad idea.

[Bobbo]

Idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a bad idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of the women bashing, I actually got a hold of some voicemail.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Donald Trump left to Ted Cruz. Yeah, I've got amazing technology.

[Bobbo]

You're such a stud.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's amazing how you got balls that.

[Bobbo]

Hang to your knees.

[Mike Turley]

Better than tmz, man. He gets all the cool audio.

[J.D. Ryan]

I learned from Nixon So I got tapping to everybody. All right, here's the.

[Caller]

Hi, this is Ted. I'm either away from my phone or out there trying to save our country from the home harm done by the Obama Clinton administration. But let's be clear. You can leave a message and I'll make it my Christian imperative to get back in touch as soon as possible or whenever Heidi lets me. Have a blessed day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know how to respond to this thing.

[Caller]

You know what? That photo shoot was done ages ago. So. So what?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, she looks wonderful, for starters. And I would think that even the.

[Caller]

Mormons in Utah will love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Mormons love beautiful women.

[Caller]

And they do screw around.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just they marry them up first and then they keep a whole stable.

[Caller]

And yeah, I understand they're allowed to marry four, five, I don't know, maybe nine or 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they don't have to go out for GQ models.

[Caller]

But this is my taste. And this latest thing, I'll tell you, I don't want to sound all over aggressive, but I could come and kick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your little Cuban ass for you make.

[Caller]

Fun of my wife?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right, your little Canadian ass. But who kicks the ass off a Canadian anymore? What is it?

[Caller]

It's the Stanley cup now I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

To deal with these things.

[Caller]

And with the way your wife looks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honestly, Ted, I would think you'd be going out of your way to leave this area alone.

[Caller]

I mean, where did you find that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lizard queen evil looking bitch of a wife?

[Caller]

Ted, good God. It's all in the eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you should have known this.

[Caller]

I didn't marry her.

[John Clay Wolf]

You married her.

[Caller]

And I'll tell you what, we should probably long ago have built a wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not to keep the Mexicans out, but to keep these rich banker lizard evil wife bitches away from poor little Cubano.

[Caller]

Canadians like yourself, Ted. And you probably can't even play hockey, can you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I tell you what, you meet me.

[Caller]

At the flagpole at 3:00'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, listen, that was just a flashback, but it's coming. And I could spill these beans about your wife, but you don't want that.

[Caller]

So you better watch yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

And hey Ted, she sure is bitchy looking. Maybe you should. Never mind.

[Caller]

You probably don't even like to lie in Ted.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow, that's an amazing phone call left there, Trump.

[Bobbo]

That is insider information. Oh yeah, that is hard to believe. 800, 800 radio. We're to going to be doing this until noon, Dallas folks. So we're call in all till noon and you can stream us. Where can they stream us, Turley?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just go to our website, givemethe vin.com or if you have a tunein app on your phone, you can do that way.

[Bobbo]

Or go to ESPN Houston975 and you stream us off there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're all over just John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

800-800- radios are calling number Dallas, Texas. Happy Easter. Have a good weekend. We will see you next Saturday morning, Houston, Louisiana. We will be right back. Uno momento, por favor. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Hey. Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go.

[Bobbo]

The best line I can remember from the Easter weekend was when that drunk called in from the lake. Oh, that's right. Four years ago. And they were at the Lake Conroe listening to us on Easter weekend and they had just started drinking out of the brown paper bag. And do you remember your line, Babo? Yeah. You do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Daddy's, Daddy's got. Going to pull a Jesus and rise again. Give me another, give me another tall boy baby. Daddy's going to rise.

[Bobbo]

Rolled gold pretzels and you see, God.

[Mike Turley]

Didn'T strike us down that time, but.

[Bobbo]

He held on us last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't it curious that of all the talk of being struck down, it just never ever seems to happen. Ever. Never ever.

[Mike Turley]

There's these stories, story. I don't know if it's true or not, but it was, you know, one of those Internet things about the, the lawyer that stood up in the boat in Louisiana and there was lightning storm coming up and he's like, okay, God, if you're there, take me.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Awesome.

[Mike Turley]

It was. That's random.

[Bobbo]

That's a lawyer.

[Mike Turley]

If God was to do it, he'd do it more consistently.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I think so too.

[Mike Turley]

He wouldn't do it to a lawyer in Louisiana. Well, he probably would. He probably would pick up that lawyer.

[Bobbo]

Also has his clergyman certificate to help him with his tax liability.

[Mike Turley]

I have my clergy certificate. I am, I'm. Yes, I'm a minister.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? I use it for tax purposes.

[Mike Turley]

No.

[Bobbo]

Can you. What is the tax deal? Do you, have you looked into it? Is this real?

[Mike Turley]

No, I don't know. It's real, but no, I have not looked into it. I have no reason to.

[Bobbo]

If, if you know the tax situation on, on clergymen, I'd love to Hear the rules. 800-800-Radio.

[Mike Turley]

800-800-800-723-5013C. You've got a file. And then you know, just go, hey, I'm a minister.

[Bobbo]

Woo hoo. No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

They give you a card and you've got a code. Like when you go to Walmart and you buy a big 12 pack of paper towels, you give the checker your tax free code and they can ring it up tax free for you. I happen to be a checker at Walmart. A few years ago I got a part time job, Christmas money, you understand? And there is a tax free button. When preachers and farmers and other people.

[Mike Turley]

Without real jobs, where do you get the code? Is that a government?

[John Clay Wolf]

The United States government, baby.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, so you do have to apply. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Farmers can use a tax free code.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Huh? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Farmers, farmers, family farmers.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never, you guys never shop at tsc.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anytime you go to tractor supply company and you could just be me walking in there in loafers and they say do you have a tractor free card? Because most people do. When you buy salt licks and dog food by the hundred pound bag and fencing and you know. Yeah, yeah. Farmers get that.

[Bobbo]

No sales tax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Did not know this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You should do some farming.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've got enough land, just a little patch and say you're a farmer.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it probably doesn't apply for anything. I'm sure you. It probably doesn't apply to beer.

[Bobbo]

Where did the granny come from?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ranching.

[Bobbo]

Ranching. I mean ranch is cattle, right? Farming is obviously farming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Horticulture, ranching.

[Bobbo]

I'm a rancher, not a farmer. Ranching's cool. Farmers not so cool. I think the farmers make more money than the ranchers though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ranchers are more. Cattle isn't farmers, ranchers, livestock?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Because you get a good bull and cows will make more of themselves with very, very little provocation at all. As you try to grow corn, brother. And try to pull that out of the ground where it's edible and you got plenty of it. That farming's work, dude. I think, I mean, I don't know, it just looks like work.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you're right. J.D. i'm coming down.

[Mike Turley]

Are you? I knew you would.

[Bobbo]

You're right.

[Mike Turley]

You both bounce off the Wall starting at 8 o' clock in the morning. You're like me, me, me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Mobo.

[Bobbo]

You're normal.

[Mike Turley]

I know. You're so crazy. Guys, good morning. 721 and I think by 10 o' clock you guys are to going to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you kidding? Was it really like that?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has it really been like that, John?

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean you know, detect a bit of that. I, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

We started off normal, then all sudden it's like six gear.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What about. It's fun to listen to.

[Mike Turley]

It's great to listen to. Casey's over here. I'll go get him. Hang on.

[Bobbo]

I am.

[Mike Turley]

Where's he at?

[J.D. Ryan]

We need that guy.

[Mike Turley]

Good morning, John.

[Bobbo]

How you doing?

[Mike Turley]

What's up?

[Bobbo]

Not much.

[Mike Turley]

My goodness. Hey, did you see my buddy David Letterman this week? God, does he look like Santa Claus?

[J.D. Ryan]

No kidding.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, my Lord. I thought I was aging bad. And I'm dead. This is the top 10 scandals still to come in this election season. We know there's been a few of them. Have you seen the one this week with old Ted Cruz and Donald Trump and the wives? Oh, my God. Well, here are the top 10 scandals still to come in this election season. Number 10, Michelle Obama finally comes out as a man. Number nine, Ted Cruz has pictures of what lives under Donald Trump's hair. Number eight, Trump reveals that Ted Cruz was in fact Eddie Munster. Number seven, Bernie Sanders comes out as a crazy old coot. Well, maybe that one's not a revelation. Number six, Mitt Romney only has two wives. Slacker. Number five. These are the top 10 scandals still to come this election season. Number five, Bill Clinton admits he did have sex with that woman, just not the one in the pantsuit. Number four, John Kasich thought he'd do better this time because his name just sounds like John Cusick. Number three, Ben Carson was really just stoned all that time. Number two, Mid Rami is just like a porn star because he can change switch positions right there on camera. And number one, Marla Maples has done them all. Still to come out this election season. Keep your feet in the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

[Bobbo]

The Marla Maples was Trump's second wife, correct?

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe that's right. He's had three, four.

[Bobbo]

And he's got that daughter that's about 20 with her and she looks just like her mama.

[Mike Turley]

Just like mama.

[Bobbo]

Just like.

[Mike Turley]

Man, that's a beautiful family.

[Bobbo]

The other one's a lot better looking. Ivanka. She is something.

[Mike Turley]

They got some good genes, buddy.

[Bobbo]

It's really weird when he's standing there with the flags behind him and all of his stuff. And then he's got his hot daughter that's 50 foot tall Amazon on one side and his hot European wife that's 52 foot tall Amazon on the other side.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lily white boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

All little Aryan boys.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's very odd Deal. What do you think about all the Hitler comparisons. Hitler, I said that way back, if you remember.

[Mike Turley]

Come on, how is this Hitler Ish.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think they're that they're that precise. But I'll tell you, you, we used to be a lot more offended when people said, well, he's like Hitler. You know, when, when Obama was new.

[Mike Turley]

And they say now it's a good thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And some conservative would say, well, he's just like Hitler. And people will go, wait. People on both sides go, wait, nobody's really like Hitler. Keith Olbermann has done whole editorials about it. Now when they say Trump is like Hitler, people are like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good point.

[Mike Turley]

I like that they go, things make.

[John Clay Wolf]

You go, maybe he is. Maybe he could be Hitler esque.

[Mike Turley]

Oh my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think he. And I don't think he is. I'm just saying we used to go really mad about that.

[Mike Turley]

So mama, who you voting for? Have we determined?

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, it's changing all the time, isn't it, boys? Two weeks ago. Two weeks ago, John, you nearly chewed me a new head when I said I kind of like Bernie Sanders. Just because, I mean, wouldn't it be great if we could be idealistic enough?

[Mike Turley]

If we could. But it'd be great. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you guys were both Trump and Trump immediately. Trump and Trump, are you still there?

[Bobbo]

Yes. My kids are half Danish. My wife is full blood Danish. Their grandparents, when they're in town, all I hear at the table is jaka Schlaka naka, naka. Okay, right. So I have been there several times and I've listened to the stories. And Sanders is a socialist to the T and they are too. And they don't like their deal over there. They talk about it, but they a lot. The taxation that it takes to run a Sanders world is unbelievable.

[Mike Turley]

But it looks good on paper. Looks great if you know everything free.

[Bobbo]

So that's why I would chewed your head off to a new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got an experiment.

[J.D. Ryan]

It would never go that far. There's a middle.

[Mike Turley]

It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's except.

[Bobbo]

Now listen here, I'm gonna sound smart. I did a little research.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Bobbo]

Roll to tape the right. This is a brief moment. Enjoy it while it lasts. So the Supreme Court justices are lifelong appointments.

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And there's probably going to be three, possibly four of them appointed during the next SED presidency because of the ages.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they're thinking they're going to die.

[Bobbo]

Okay, four years. So this next president not. What are the odds of presidents getting reelected? Pretty high.

[Mike Turley]

Pretty high at 80%.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. So let's say for the next eight years this president is going to choose possibly four more Supreme Court justices. Hillary Clinton wins. This is very possible. Now all of it's been BS until now. If Hillary gets to appoint a swing vote in the Supreme Court, then guns will go and you won't get guns back for your life.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's a straw man for.

[J.D. Ryan]

One, that's not going to happen. Two, well you know what, they can elect the guy that's Obama just put out there right now who is very centrist. You don't have to worry about your guns going away. But you know they don't want to do that.

[Mike Turley]

You know they don't even want to talk to him. No, they don't even want to discuss it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but listen to the facts. In the age of these justices in the eight year span and how many justices will be appointed?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you can appoint them, but they're not going to be approved though if you go way right or left there you have there, that's, there's a balance.

[Mike Turley]

You can argue be approved.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's, it's, it's a miracle that Scalia or Sotomayor made it in. They were both each so far to their own side politically in the decisions that they had, had made before they were nominated.

[Bobbo]

And in my small pea brain I never paid much attention to the power of what a Supreme Court justice panel can do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And that is a pretty powerful steal. And it doesn't get voted on every four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the kind of stuff they can do is like back in the 60s under Nixon, the kind of stuff they can do is like make marijuana illegal.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean it's not guns. They're not, it's.

[Mike Turley]

Has anyone ever talked about term limits for those guys? Guys?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, just won't happen.

[Mike Turley]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Cuz it's been since day one. I mean there's no, there's never been unless. Okay. The only way it would happen is if something radical voting wise or change, change in the court system like what John's saying. But it's never. Has it ever been radical. Never is it radical.

[Mike Turley]

I just wonder why is it okay.

[Bobbo]

To drink on Easter weekend more than normally? Cuz I'm feeling like popping a ton. Is it 10 o'? Clock?

[Mike Turley]

Jesus was huge.

[Bobbo]

I feel like pulling a bread.

[Mike Turley]

But it has to be, it has to be wine.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah it is.

[Mike Turley]

It's biblical.

[Bobbo]

Dude, I might have a cocktail.

[Mike Turley]

You know what, honestly, Wine is more biblical than candied eggs.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that's probably right.

[Mike Turley]

That's not probably right. It's definitely right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what wine goes with, like, ham? A big old ham? Because I know, like, if you're having beef, you need red wine.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're having chicken or fish, you. You need white wine. What do you drink with ham?

[Mike Turley]

You have a Cab.

[Bobbo]

Rose?

[Mike Turley]

Cabernet Blanc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. Okay. Like a rose. Kind of a. Because you know what I drink with ham?

[J.D. Ryan]

Whatever's available.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bunch of vodka. And I don't look back either.

[Mike Turley]

That's what I'm talking about.

[Bobbo]

Vodka and ham.

[Mike Turley]

Vodka.

[Bobbo]

Vodka and ham.

[Mike Turley]

I don't believe vodka's in the Bible, but wine is.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, Charlie, this is. Listen, this will. This will cure your discussion. Okay? I got one word. Blender.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, that's a pod.

[Bobbo]

You put the vodka in the blender with ham.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just thought of it.

[Bobbo]

You make vodka ham balls.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just invented it for my friend.

[Bobbo]

It's like a Grassmaster 2000.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And you put it in, like, a garden of your gel and you make. You make jello shots for Easter, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Baba's gonna post this on Facebook. You know those tasty little things where they do the recipes? Yeah, It's Bobbo's recipe. Recipe. Vodka and ham.

[Mike Turley]

I love a vodka ham on the rocks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Commemorate the resurrection by making yourself sick.

[Bobbo]

Sure. Ch, that's nasty.

[Mike Turley]

That's making my stomach turn just thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Puke for the Lord.

[Bobbo]

Lord. Oh, God.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Dude, nobody was on the highway this morning driving in. Did you notice that?

[Mike Turley]

I know.

[Bobbo]

I mean, we've got no listeners this morning. There's no one in their cars. There's nobody out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's life.

[Bobbo]

We could say anything we want, get away with it.

[Mike Turley]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Really? Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, then. I'm Bernie Sanders.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm so tempted.

[Bobbo]

Yes, Bob. To answer your question, I am a Donald Trump fan at this point, just out of spot of humor.

[Mike Turley]

It's. It's. It's weird you say that, because it's almost to the point where I think he's nuts, and I think they're all crazy. First of all, I think he's playing. I think Kasich is the only one that's happy, and no one's gonna vote for him.

[Bobbo]

Hang on. How is he not nuts when he has 1% of the vote and he's screaming, I still can win this?

[Mike Turley]

That's crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just. He's just hoping. I mean, he's hoping for. Hoping for what open convention. That's what he's hoping for.

[Bobbo]

It'd be like at a horse race, your horse got lapped on the first lap and you're like, we can still.

[Mike Turley]

Pull this off, we can do this.

[J.D. Ryan]

But at the horse race you don't get a chance for somebody else to pick.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can do this depending on how Hillary poles closer to the Republican convention. If there are enough anti Cruz and anti Trump votes delegates. Kasich may be that guy. He may be the only grown up there as they've called him the last couple of months.

[J.D. Ryan]

And when you're talking the conventions, all behind doors type of conversations, it's not just no, it's not what you think. Like just oh, the people demand it. Well, guess what?

[Bobbo]

No. The state of Kentucky. Kentucky. Kentucky picks Trump. They do. The states do call it out loud.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, but that they get to. The delegates are chosen behind the scenes. They can say, okay, well you know what I like, you know, let's say Cruz for instance. And then okay, that's 30 delegates for Cruz. And then okay, well I like Trump. Okay, there's another 20. Well, but you know what? I'm in the back pocket of Kasich. Let's just say he gets in the back pocket of somebody and so those. He swings the votes over to Casey.

[Bobbo]

And you will see our newscast. I agree with the Trump meister. It we will look like when we're watching pictures of political Beirut in the 80s when we were kids. I don't know. There will be riots. But there will be riots. Well, the south is dumb then.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It could get weird though.

[Bobbo]

It will get.

[Mike Turley]

I don't agree understand what it is about the Republican Party in general that is so afraid of Donald Trump. They're really willing to almost throw the election. Election. They're gonna bring in Trump. They're afraid because Romney. Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they're afraid because they're gonna lose.

[Mike Turley]

They're gonna. Why no one. The Republicans think they. What if Trump wins? They're afraid of him winning.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, the Republicans, I think they're afraid of losing.

[Bobbo]

I think you're right, J.D.

[Mike Turley]

I think winning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've seen this happen on the Democrat side though. Poor guys. Okay, George Bush's second term, which, which Democrat got it was. Was it the one that pulled for it? Was it Howard Dean? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

He should have.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it General West Clark, for God's sake, the most probably qualified Democrat that's ever run ever in his life. No, it's John Kerry who's too radical.

[J.D. Ryan]

The other two that's why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It was John Kerry. Well, he was.

[Bobbo]

Trump is radical.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was the could win candidate of the time.

[Bobbo]

He's not radical.

[John Clay Wolf]

He couldn't win. He's like, herman, your wife is playing.

[Bobbo]

Somebody needs to take his Twitter away.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's playing people.

[Mike Turley]

Trump?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, absolutely.

[Bobbo]

That's what keeps. He's done more damage in my mind on Twitter than any other platform. Unbelievable. He gets drunk at night and he says he doesn't drink. He does something, and at 10 o' clock at night, he busts off these tweets. It's like. Like stuff I wouldn't post on Facebook. Well, maybe.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean. Yeah, it's pretty stupid.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, no, it's radical for a political candidate. That's stupid.

[Bobbo]

The wife stuff.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. It's crazy that.

[Bobbo]

That is. We are reaching points now that I did not suspect the wife game. Your wife is ugly. My wife is.

[Mike Turley]

It's almost like a second world country where we're watching somebody else do this.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

It's not like it's. It's our country.

[Bobbo]

We've always watched it. We've seen it in Korea.

[Mike Turley]

Misfits. We're gonna do that. We're gonna have misfits in the cast.

[Bobbo]

That's right.

[Mike Turley]

You're right.

[Bobbo]

I believe it.

[Mike Turley]

Right? I believe you're right.

[Bobbo]

I believe that this. This convention is going to get squirrely as hell and more horses are gonna.

[Mike Turley]

Get beat down and they're all gonna.

[Bobbo]

Look like Sarah Jessica Parker.

[Mike Turley]

Well, it's like Trump has some kind of big thing he's gonna drop, pull the curtain back on the Republicans. If he gets in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the party would be dead. That's. That's why Republican Party.

[Mike Turley]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Turley, you are such a leading Democrat. I mean, it's like he dumped your head on the way in.

[Mike Turley]

Hold on a second. Why? I understand why the Republican Party would be dead if Trump wins as a Republican.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they're gonna form. They would go away and let Trump be on his own island. And they would try to say, okay, we're the new Republican Party, and Trump will then become whatever it is, that Tea Party or something.

[Mike Turley]

Why is there just.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not part of their group.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hubert Humphrey was never meant to win that convention. But what happened?

[Bobbo]

Maybe that's what the people want, Turley. Because Ted Cruz is a Tea Party.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe they do on that side. That's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'd rather have Trump than Cruz.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God, I hate Ted Cruz.

[Mike Turley]

Cruz has gotten some serious issues. We don't even know the tip.

[Bobbo]

And that is not a popular comment across. Across Houston, Texas.

[Mike Turley]

Really?

[Bobbo]

No. Oh, not at all. I mean. I don't mean I'm sorry, but I just. He. He's the home. He's the homer. He's Houston, Texas. I'm just glad you trust him at all.

[Mike Turley]

No, I'm sorry. There's. And there's some stuff. I'm sure it's yet to come out. Even the good stuff.

[Bobbo]

He's a preacher and a lawyer.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, he's got it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Married to a golden Sax vice president.

[Bobbo]

Gold Goldman, golden shower. Golden Goldman Sachs. There's a Jew in a porn deal. It's different.

[Mike Turley]

Possibly happen.

[Bobbo]

Ham and vodka.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what happened.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, that could work, though, man, because, like, you get a pineapple glaze for the ham, you know, be almost like. What would you call that drink, Charlie?

[J.D. Ryan]

Puke.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Ah, you're making me sick. Quit it. I'm dipping. Don't make me puke. Don't make me puke.

[Mike Turley]

Call it something.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no. Oh, no. That hit me wrong. Y' all might have to kill.

[Mike Turley]

You're dipping, and what he said is making you sick. Maybe it's your dipping is.

[Bobbo]

Well, I've been dipping since I was in seventh grade.

[Mike Turley]

So nasty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, do you feel a little warm?

[Bobbo]

But when you flush, feeling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you said that, and I was like, oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, last week you only spilled coffee in your lap, so wouldn't be anything, too.

[Bobbo]

Did you hear the podcast replay on itunes when I yelled?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It did not. Why did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing?

[Mike Turley]

What is wrong with you?

[J.D. Ryan]

You.

[Bobbo]

What are you doing?

[Mike Turley]

You're the host of the show, man. He just said it bigger than life, you know, when I said ass.

[Bobbo]

Sorry.

[Mike Turley]

You get that? What are you on?

[Bobbo]

I told you, when he did it, it made me a little sick. I just lost my mind for a moment, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Copenhagen, man.

[Bobbo]

You know we've been doing this show for 10 years. I know. And I've never, never done that in 10 years.

[Mike Turley]

Twice in two. Twice in a week.

[Bobbo]

I understand. The coffee spill. S bomb.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, that's an understandable one. That was a good one. You just threw it out there.

[Bobbo]

I didn't realize that I had done anything wrong.

[Mike Turley]

You just looked at, like, why is he hitting the delay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like that Copenhagen crawled all on top of you. Zach, you don't need to take a little time off.

[Mike Turley]

We've told the story before. When I dropped this.

[Bobbo]

Now I'm feeling very flushed.

[Mike Turley]

The Hillary Clinton C bomb. That time on the Radio just bigger than life. And there were four people in the room and nobody said a word. Nobody even caught it because it was. It was. What I said was so true.

[Bobbo]

The way I just said that.

[Mike Turley]

That's the way I said it.

[Bobbo]

Thank God Turley was listening. Did you catch it immediately?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, I caught it immediately, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Bob didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. I almost time travel whenever I. That happens because I'm like a few. I feel like I caught it so quick. I was a few seconds ahead of it and could have stopped. Stopped it, but it just. Right there. It was.

[Mike Turley]

Life slows down.

[Bobbo]

So when you called Hillary Clinton, there was a video.

[Mike Turley]

There was a video of Hillary Clinton and she's leaning over. She's. And she's just saying some catty comment. Caddy's not the word I use, though. But I'm on the radio. I said, you could just tell she's doing some C word comment. And I just said it just like that. And we just continued on and we just talked and talked and talked. Somebody finally called about 60 seconds later and went, did you guys just hear what JD Said? And everybody goes, know what he said? He dropped the C word. And I went, no, I didn't. Dude, I've been in radio 30 years. I'd know if I said the C word. And the guy goes, I'm telling you, you did the C word. So we sent the producer into the other room and we kept on the radio show like we're doing now. We're talking and the producer comes ram the tape back. Well, he goes back to the office and he rolls the tape back and he listens and he comes to the window. We're like, we have a glass window. And he looks and he goes, he said it? No, but no.

[Bobbo]

On 100,000 watt CBS radio station, Dallas Fort Worth market number five.

[Mike Turley]

Nobody complained.

[Bobbo]

That's nice. All right, well, you guys don't complain either. We'll be back in a minute. My name is Sean Clay. Well, remember, you can go to giveme the vi n givemethe vin.com and we'll bid your car online or just calling the show this morning and I'll do it over there. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. And we're back. Are we back?

[Mike Turley]

We are back to the Chocolate Wolf show powered by GiveMeTheBen.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like the Bobbo show, man.

[Bobbo]

It does Today it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear I quietly talk.

[Bobbo]

Talking about it's fine. With me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I play that song about every other day on my.

[Mike Turley]

I'm tired.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're coming down your coffee high.

[Bobbo]

Uhhuh. I think we should start playing some funny things from the past.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Mike Turley]

I think we should go to best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of like, like a best of show.

[Bobbo]

Bobbo did a deal years ago on Terry Gibbs.

[Mike Turley]

Terry Gibbs.

[Bobbo]

Wallace Edwards, behind the Music I remember Terry Gibbs. Yeah, the blind country singer and yeah Charlie, do you have that pulled up? This is funny. I mean we did Glenn Campbell and Tanya Tucker a couple of weeks ago. When was this? This was 2011, 2010. 9 I think 2, 2000 was it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we were still in Vernon.

[Bobbo]

Let's hear it. Somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Between 1980 and 87, country singer Terry Gibbs recorded seven albums with moderate success. Her official biography states that she was born blind in Miami, Florida and raised in Georgia where she sang and learned to play piano in church at a very early age. Which was all quite acceptable until her single Somebody's not brought her into the public eye. That first look was the beginning of the end for Terry Gibbs. Her gangly shape, deep baritone voice and masculine looking facial structure started rumors that maybe the young blind girl country singer was really a middle aged man. And with her clever full band arrangements, Soul 10 singing style and expertise with keyboard of every type. By 1987, many fans suspected that Terry Gibbs was none other than RCA Records label mate Ronnie Millsap in drag. A publicity stunt that while grossing the public out, predated Garth Brooks's Chris Gaines album by more than a decade. Thanks Ronnie. And that's this week's today in pop culture country music history. I'm Wallace Edwards. Now back to the Real deal with John Play Wolf.

[Bobbo]

So Terry was actually Ronnie?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz they looked alike.

[Bobbo]

Where is she now? Did she die of. Did she walked out into traffic and got run over?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think, ah, I think she was. She was in a party with Eric Clapton and fell out a window.

[Mike Turley]

None of those things happened. None them of of them happen? Not a one, no. What's your deal with country stars being the opposite gender?

[J.D. Ryan]

He bashes on what's his face?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Toby Keith. Yeah, that urban legend about Toby Keith being a woman.

[Mike Turley]

Not an urban legend, it's a babble legend.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's possibility too. Yeah, it's a distinct possibility. Have you ever seen his long curly hair?

[Mike Turley]

I have been with him many, many, many, many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well there you go. That's all.

[Mike Turley]

Been on his bus, I'm with him, we've talked. Yes, he's a great guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been on his bus with him?

[Mike Turley]

I have, in fact.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the dark?

[Mike Turley]

Not in the dark, no. Just hanging out after a concert.

[Bobbo]

Hey, let me show you the back room, JD.

[Mike Turley]

Dude, it was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, JD's got a peaky winky.

[Bobbo]

Let's take all our clothes off and cover our ying yangs with red solo cups in the dark.

[Mike Turley]

I did have that moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, nobody's going to know, man.

[Bobbo]

You tell, but if you don't tell about, I won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know, man. Come on. I'm told we can't.

[Mike Turley]

I rode with him from Albuquerque to Denver once. And in the middle of the night, I get up to go to the bathroom on the tour bus and I go. I look in the mirror and I.

[Bobbo]

Go, hey, you need any help?

[Mike Turley]

I go, what's wrong with you? I look at myself. Well, you're on tour bus in the middle of the night. What is wrong with me?

[Bobbo]

Well, it was fun.

[Mike Turley]

It was fun. It was just a silly, silly moment. I went on his bus. I was on the band bus. But nobody rides on Toby's bus. In fact, Toby doesn't ride Toby's bus. Toby flies.

[Bobbo]

Is he still rich?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very.

[Mike Turley]

More so than ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Mike Turley]

Why? Because he's got all kinds of hits and music and bars and restaurants. No, a couple of them did, a couple of them didn't.

[Bobbo]

He has his own beer.

[Mike Turley]

Yep. He's. He's following the Jimmy Buffett, sell it all, you know, whatever business plan. Just like Kiss. I mean, Kiss just opened up another rock and bruise. They're opening up those all over the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Toby Keith's Man Girl, Blonde Ale.

[Mike Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never mind.

[Bobbo]

I said Aussie, Aussie, Aussie. Wake up, darling. Oh, darling, here she goes.

[Mike Turley]

There's a reason we have the sex appeal in here, baby. And it's you.

[Aussie]

Yes, my love.

[Bobbo]

So back to your Chicago lesbian story.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to reset it for everybody, John, real quick?

[Bobbo]

I'm trying to. So you. You went where? And you converted some straight girl to lesbianism?

[Aussie]

I was in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

[Bobbo]

So how did backstory this for me? How did you wind up making out with a straight girl?

[Aussie]

She was a member of our group.

[Bobbo]

What's your group?

[Aussie]

Our group is called Girls Pink Triangles.

[Bobbo]

Girls what?

[Aussie]

Girls for gunslingers. Okay. We basically help any army, active or retired LEOs, law enforcement officers, fire, firefighters, ambulance, any, basically police off. Anybody that's in the uniform.

[Mike Turley]

You help them do what?

[Aussie]

We were basically there to help them. When they're in dark. No, when they're in dark places. I Don't know if you've got heard of the 22 a day.

[Bobbo]

Of course.

[Aussie]

Well, we basically are there to help if they have problems. They. They can't talk to their family, that kind of stuff. So they can talk to us.

[Mike Turley]

You're not therapist. How are you qualified to talk to.

[Bobbo]

You like the pressure? You like the pressure? Does it feel good?

[J.D. Ryan]

We love you long time.

[Mike Turley]

Are you just there as friends to hang out?

[Aussie]

Well, we did a. A training course which has been approved to basically help with suicidal people.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is cool.

[Mike Turley]

That's awesome.

[Bobbo]

So how does that segue into a lesbian makeout? Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Get us. Take us there.

[Aussie]

Well, we have about nine very sexy ladies.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Aussie]

That are you liking?

[Bobbo]

Depression.

[Mike Turley]

That makes me feel better already.

[Aussie]

Plus we have some gentlemen too, because some of the guys don't want to talk to a woman. They'd rather talk to a guy. So we have some guys in there too. And we went and had a great group meeting in Colorado. It was for the army Air force football game. So we all went up there and basically, yeah, that's how I ended up getting.

[Bobbo]

And you mentioned you're giving me all the details that I want to hear. I want to hear the details of this love affair.

[Aussie]

I got her drunk, took her back to our hotel room, and did you know.

[Bobbo]

Were you like a buzzard early in the day?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did.

[Bobbo]

Did you know what your kill was going to be?

[Aussie]

Well, no. She was my wife on Facebook. We were friends. Like, that was basically what we were. Wife on Facebook. So we basically teased.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, he teased on her.

[Bobbo]

So you call her. Are you there?

[Caller]

Hello?

[Bobbo]

Hang on just a second. I got to hear the rest of the story.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Mike Turley]

So she's straight, but you. You bring her to the buy side.

[Aussie]

Yes.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, cool. Nothing wrong with that.

[Aussie]

I got a drunk, took advantage.

[Bobbo]

At what point in the evening did you say, I am going to turn this woman into my prey?

[Aussie]

From the very point I met her at the airport and grabbed her on her boobs.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's great. Real or fake?

[Aussie]

They're real.

[Bobbo]

Very real. In what cup size?

[Aussie]

She is a D. Oh, wow.

[Bobbo]

Big old floppy D. Or just a.

[Aussie]

No, nice perky D. Okay, so you.

[Mike Turley]

Know as well as anybody else, you can't really convert somebody who doesn't want to be converted.

[Aussie]

Oh, no. Alcohol helps.

[Mike Turley]

Well, I know, but she. But somewhere in her mind she already wanted to go down that road. You just provided.

[Bobbo]

I don't know the levels of lesbianism physically, but did you take her through all the bases?

[Aussie]

Oh, oh, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the Bases, huh?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Running the bases.

[Aussie]

I feel sorry for the roommate, the maid, the. I had to clean the room. Then it cleaned.

[Bobbo]

So. So. So is it weird now or is it better than ever?

[Aussie]

No, it's better than ever now.

[Bobbo]

She sends you nude photos to your phone.

[Aussie]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And you won't share those with me?

[Aussie]

No.

[Bobbo]

That's an issue between you and I.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, that's an issue. I believe that.

[Bobbo]

See, this whole.

[J.D. Ryan]

This whole segment was this right here. He wants the damn pictures. Just show them one, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Mike Turley]

See, I was doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was doing this two hours ago when we weren't even on the air, like, between breaks. I was doing John's, like.

[Mike Turley]

That's the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you guys go get a room?

[Mike Turley]

That's the problem. You are off. What's going on now? It's a bit. See, but.

[Aussie]

Would you show me a photo of your naked wife?

[Bobbo]

But she's not your wife. You're married legally to a male with a child?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Are you legally divorced yet?

[Aussie]

No, not yet.

[Bobbo]

Of course not. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

But. Okay, so she didn't live here. If you want John to find a naked photo of somebody else, I'm sure you can do that.

[Aussie]

No, but that's not the same.

[Bobbo]

Are you in love with this woman? Is that the deal?

[Aussie]

I'm in lust with her.

[Bobbo]

Okay. That's different. Show me the picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's the thing about you bisexual people, man. Is there a. There's no love. You know, you can't just make up your mind if you can be gay or you can be straight. Bisexuals are the worst carnivores that this world, that biology has ever produced because they can't decide. And they're gonna. They're gonna, you know, sampled something.

[Bobbo]

Will you ask every buffet. You can show me the pictures.

[Aussie]

I can ask her if she said yes.

[Bobbo]

Would you?

[Aussie]

If she said yes. Okay, But I know she's gonna say no.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, there you go. Right there. That's by talk.

[Bobbo]

How would.

[J.D. Ryan]

How would she know if you just pulled it up on your phone and John just happens to look over your shoulder and sees it?

[Aussie]

Because it's a trust thing. I wouldn't do that to her. And I trust her not to show my.

[Bobbo]

But you show us all your photos. More than we want to see.

[Aussie]

No, but they're my modeling photos. There's a difference, friends.

[Bobbo]

He wants those photos.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no such thing as more than I want to see. I believe that, like, any of those.

[Bobbo]

It'S just the human body. Everybody's Got one.

[Aussie]

Like I said. Would you show me a photo of your naked wife?

[Bobbo]

No. There you go. Very angry with me.

[Aussie]

Yeah, but so would mine. So.

[Bobbo]

All right, maybe you think about this, cuz this is serious. This could be a situation if you're invited to come back or not.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, my.

[Bobbo]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello.

[Bobbo]

Hello. We're here. We're on the air. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

See Aussie's pictures too, don't you? All right.

[Bobbo]

What you got?

[Caller]

2000-2015 Sunday Santa Fe. It's a limited with the ultimate package. Got 13,500 miles.

[Bobbo]

You were gonna say it again? I mean, you. You think that this is more important than what we were talking about?

[Mike Turley]

It's what you do on the radio, John.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. All right.

[Mike Turley]

It's the whole point of being here.

[Bobbo]

Yes, but it is a holiday weekend focus. He needs his money. How many miles?

[Caller]

About 13,500.

[Bobbo]

God, these things are expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Bobbo]

I'm looking at.

[Caller]

It's got everything.

[Bobbo]

What color?

[Caller]

It's iron frost.

[Bobbo]

What the hell does that mean? Talk to me and brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bluish.

[Caller]

Bluish gray. Kind of a slate gray hood.

[Bobbo]

Okay, I got that. Iron. Sounds like Iron Frost. Sounds like a. Sounds like a character from he man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a professional wrestler.

[Bobbo]

Ah, 28 grand.

[Caller]

28?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, is what I'm coming up with. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

I got offered 31 yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not quite frosty enough.

[Bobbo]

Why didn't you take it?

[Caller]

Ah, well, it was the first offer I had, so I wasn't. Wasn't really certain.

[Bobbo]

Was it a dealership offer or a. Like your neighbor one or an individual?

[Caller]

It was a dealership offer.

[Bobbo]

Was it on trade or straight by?

[Caller]

It was on a trade.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's one.

[Bobbo]

That's cool. See, I'm looking at some returns here. Go to givemetheven Dot. What does it. What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Well, they offer me 31, so I'm seeing if I can get any more out of it than that.

[Bobbo]

So if I get. If I can give 31 too. I mean, do you want to trade it or you just want to sell it?

[Caller]

Well, I'm possibly traded in. I'm looking to get a larger vehicle. So where.

[Bobbo]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in. I'm in Buena, Texas, near Beaumont.

[Bobbo]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com. just go. Go do this. Go see. What do you want to buy?

[Caller]

I'm actually looking at the Yukon xl.

[Bobbo]

Go see Mark Cricchio at Classic Chevrolet Beaumont. Tell him Wolf said that you Wolf said you'll give me 31 and a half for this rig. And he will.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And he'll. He'll. He'll get you trade in. And he'll make it a deal on the Yukon too. Just Mark Criccio. Classic Beaumont. And I do business with him every day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell him the Wolf man sent you.

[Bobbo]

Okay? Yep. He's good. All right. Later.

[Caller]

Hey, I appreciate it, Wolf Man.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Daddy.

[Bobbo]

8008-172348-00800 radio.

[Caller]

Mark's 035.

[Bobbo]

We'll settle up on the free endorsement Monday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mark's good for it.

[Bobbo]

No, he's fine. He doesn't. We. I need to buy more cars from them. I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tried.

[Bobbo]

So, Turley has been learning the life of a wholesaler. He has been going full time wholesale the past few months. What have you come up with us for? Well. What. Well, what have you learned in the past month that you haven't learned? So you've been helping me for five years.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, the losses hurt a lot more, right? That's for sure.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

But, I mean, everything else is kind of what I saw was what I was expecting.

[Bobbo]

But going to XYZ dealership and them just lining up and selling you cars? No, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I knew that wasn't going to be easy.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe the rejections were a little harsher than I was anticipating. But, I mean, I. You know, I kind of knew what I was getting into.

[Bobbo]

It's a racket, but it works. Okay, Bobby on line two. I'm gonna get you. Is that clock correct? Yes, it is. Bobby, we've got to go to a quick three minute commercial break. We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. It's Saturday morning, the day before Easter. 10:45am we will be back. Back in just a moment. Well, it was all that I could do to keep from crying this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

What you say, Mama?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's drunk. Somebody's been tasting the ham. It's not even done yet.

[Mike Turley]

Dude, that may be the greatest invention you've ever come up with.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never know until you try it. Dude, Asian cooking is full of stuff like that. You don't even know, man.

[Bobbo]

Bobby, good morning. You're on the air.

[Mike Turley]

Hi.

[Caller]

Hey, what's up, man?

[Bobbo]

I'm just hanging. Chilling. Chilling, Hanging.

[Mike Turley]

Chilling with our Bubs.

[Bobbo]

Where are you?

[Caller]

I'm gonna let a. Beaumont, Texas.

[Bobbo]

Beaumont.

[Mike Turley]

We love Beaumont.

[Bobbo]

Okay, 09 Tahoe with 83. Is it a LT or an LTZ or an LS it's an LT Texas edition. Okay. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's leather.

[Bobbo]

Is it quad? Quad buckets? Yeah, quad buckets, 20 inch wheels, 20 inch reels, a sunroof for navigation.

[Caller]

No sunroofs and no navigation.

[Bobbo]

Okay. If it's got a cross clean facts, it should be worth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fifteen grand.

[Caller]

Fifteen?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

All right, buddy.

[Bobbo]

Does that work?

[Caller]

I'm still thinking, but that's pretty good.

[Bobbo]

Go to givemethevin.com. push the VIN number. Couple of photos say wolf hit me at 15 grand. If that doesn't buy it, say what it takes to buy it and we'll work on it.

[Caller]

All right, buddy.

[Bobbo]

Appreciate it. Thank you. You'll just play this song. Is something wrong with the sound card in that thing? It sounds a little ten year.

[John Clay Wolf]

For a second, I thought that guy was not going to wax positive on your bid. And I thought, man, what do you want? You know, Because, John, you hit every. You hit every pound of that truck.

[Bobbo]

I. I hit that car exceptionally hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did really well, and I'm proud of you, and I like how you did it.

[Bobbo]

Thanks, J.D. what have you got in the news?

[Mike Turley]

I thought you were going to go with a car review.

[Bobbo]

Do we need to go with.

[Mike Turley]

You're not going to do that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we need to do the review.

[Bobbo]

Let's do the review, then we'll do the news.

[Mike Turley]

My bad.

[Caller]

Now.

[Bobbo]

Now it's time for the ride of the week. It's the 2016 Kia Optima SX Turbo. It's the best thing that's come out of Korea since the 2000. Thousand. Since K became in business. Is it Korea?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I believe so.

[Bobbo]

We're just hoping that Sim Jung Un does not probably start this over because they're not going to like this. They're not going to, like, like, cut us off.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, hold on. Let's do it again.

[Mike Turley]

If you're listening, this is like the jury thing. If you're listening, erase everything you just heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his name again?

[Bobbo]

The jury is instructed to not wait.

[J.D. Ryan]

Before we do the review, we want to make sure that Kia is in Korea. Right? Let's make sure before we send it. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are. They are.

[Bobbo]

Okay. All right, this is. So I'll do it the way I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

All right, hold on. Here's the review. I want to get.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, don't do that yet. Let's do the real one first.

[Bobbo]

The real one. Okay.

[Caller]

Now, Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, boy.

[Bobbo]

Coming at you this week is the 2016 Kia Optima SX Turbo. Oh, it's only 33,215. It's bad to the bone.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's actually a bargain, John. It's got the big sunroof, red leather. It's got a sports feature, which. It's haul's ass. It's got a turbo on it.

[Bobbo]

Red.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, red leather. It looks like a 40, $45,000 vehicle. Feels like it too when you drive it. Heated steering wheel.

[Bobbo]

Cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

And heated seats in the back. I mean, it's loaded to the gill.

[Bobbo]

Go get it now. Now, the 2016 Optima SX Turbo, it's bad to the bone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Best thing that's come out of Korea since the TV show mash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so now how would you really want to do that review?

[Bobbo]

It's red like the communist flag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shinsu Chu likes it.

[Bobbo]

It's, you know, grab your kids now before that crazy bastard starts firing up his nuke machine and they cut him off to import to the U.S. cuz that's. That, that's really what I want to say. This guy is crazier than an S. House rat.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, yes.

[Aussie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And. And Sim Shun. What is his.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saw it and said, grab your soccer and pool.

[Mike Turley]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's.

[Mike Turley]

What's his deal? He's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's always. It's just his dad's jeans. I mean, you know. Yeah, he's nuts. His dad was nuts, right? His kids are gonna be nuts.

[Bobbo]

When's the Cuban car manufacturer gonna come.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the hotel industry starting first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming right up.

[Mike Turley]

I'll bet you they're so excited.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the hotel industry.

[Bobbo]

Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trump's ready to open a place up there.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, I'm calling back about the Hyundai Santa Fe. Yeah, called the dealership they said that they would give me was 31. So what. What is it? Texas Auto Direct in Houston or Stafford?

[Bobbo]

No, that's. What about them?

[Caller]

Well, what. What do you deal with?

[Bobbo]

Hang on. I'm gonna call Mark. You see. Hang on. You've already talked to Mark?

[Caller]

Well, he wasn't there today, so I called the sales rep and.

[Bobbo]

Sales rep?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sales rep won't do it.

[Caller]

Hold on.

[Bobbo]

Let's call Mark. Hold on just a second.

[Caller]

Well, who are you affiliated with out of Houston?

[Bobbo]

Me. I. I buy the cars myself. Yep.

[Caller]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So did the guy know what we were even talking about when you walked in?

[Caller]

Not well, not really.

[Bobbo]

So he's the wrong person. He was on the phone with us. I'm just hung up on him because I think, I think it's. I think it's a subliminal plug, pretty much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure that was the case. That's why I dumped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you dumped it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

All right, well, if you want the money, go to see Mark Criccio at Classic Beaumont, and he'll. He'll hook you up. Do exactly what? Calling the operator is not the answer.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you got to talk to that person.

[Bobbo]

He's the decision maker. Is what we call that in the dealership. The decision maker. And if you'd like to get to a decision maker right now, you can call me and I can make a decision to buy your car. Yes. And I will tell you my decision.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the air, and you'll actually send a check.

[Bobbo]

Like I told him, I would give him 31.2 if he took it over to Mark at Classic, but he called back five minutes later and said he'd already done that. It's a quick conversation. It was a quick conversation. Yeah. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

Try it.

[Bobbo]

Damnedest things. Am I done with the Kia review?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, we're done. Trust me. I, I, I'd rather already put it in the can.

[Bobbo]

Who is a, who's a more communist country than Korea at this point in the game?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not Korea. You mean China, Russia?

[Bobbo]

Korea is what I'm talking.

[J.D. Ryan]

North Korea. Oh, yeah, North Korea.

[Bobbo]

There's good Korean, bad Korea. I forgot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, North Korea.

[Bobbo]

So that's what. So Kia might be good Korea.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's South Korea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, absolutely. South Korea.

[Bobbo]

We wouldn't be.

[J.D. Ryan]

We wouldn't be selling the car here if it wasn't for South. It was South.

[Bobbo]

South. Well, that's what I was thinking. How are we even doing business with these folks? So it's good Korea.

[Mike Turley]

You swear to God. You're in the carbonist. You swear to God.

[Bobbo]

I mean, like I care.

[Mike Turley]

Hand on a Bible.

[Bobbo]

Like I care. I'm just, I'm a commodity trader dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is misleading, though, because you think Toyota. What do you think? But Where's World War II? Their plants in San Antonio.

[Bobbo]

And it's. And it's run by Mexicans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's got a Japanese name. There you go. That's America for you.

[Bobbo]

This is really all coming together.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the auto industry for you.

[Bobbo]

That's America. America. They need to do a. What was the name of that, Michael? The. The car factory show. Gung ho.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

They need to do a part two, because now it'd be really confusing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I love that movie.

[Bobbo]

Dude, it's a good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's one of my favorite Michael Keaton movies.

[Bobbo]

I say it's pretty damn good. Ever Gung ho two.

[Mike Turley]

Better than Birdman.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys are so good. How come you lost the big one and all the Japanese are like, oh.

[Bobbo]

What'S the big one?

[John Clay Wolf]

World War II.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, we'll be back in a momento. Port. My name is John Claywolf, and I buy cars on the radio with Metallica playing in the background on Easter weekend. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Octune baby. Is that the name of it? Ozone. Ozone, baby. That's you two. I'm screwing up that. Damn.

[Mike Turley]

What a fun morning.

[Bobbo]

Are you sure I can't talk?

[Aussie]

Yes, I'm sure.

[Mike Turley]

Sucks. You can't talk about that.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's too bad. I really want to talk about that.

[Mike Turley]

You can't.

[Bobbo]

I've got an airplane. I can take you to Chicago after the show. We can be there in three hours.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think that is. Is that one of your just dreams, John, to witness something like that in person?

[Mike Turley]

Have you never seen that in person? No, I have, yeah, many times.

[Bobbo]

Tell us your Easter story, JD My.

[Mike Turley]

Easter story is I dated women that were very open to that.

[Bobbo]

To what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Other women?

[Mike Turley]

To other women. In fact, I dated one for a while, and when we first met, she goes, I gotta tell you, by the way, I have a girlfriend. I went, well, I understand you've got a lot of girlfriends. She goes, no, I have a girlfriend. I went, I'm gonna like you a lot.

[Bobbo]

Does it turn into a competitive thing?

[Mike Turley]

It does a little bit. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's.

[Mike Turley]

Can imagine. And her girlfriend, unfortunately, was hotter than she was.

[Bobbo]

So did she, like.

[Mike Turley]

So there was a jealousy there. So. So we get together and she's like, oh, here are the things you can and cannot do. With my girlfriend, I can do anything. Here's what you can do, John.

[Bobbo]

What can you do, J.D.

[Mike Turley]

I can do everything but the actual act. I could touch, I could feel. I could do all this. No kissing.

[Bobbo]

She brought. She would bring her buddy to bed.

[Mike Turley]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

But how old was your age at this time?

[Mike Turley]

I was 43.

[Bobbo]

How old am I? 43? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean you were 43 when this happened? This, like last year?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Yeah, like last year.

[Bobbo]

How old was she?

[Mike Turley]

27.

[Bobbo]

I work too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

27'S a great year.

[Mike Turley]

27'S a rugged year I can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think I'd handle myself very well.

[Bobbo]

And this is situation.

[Mike Turley]

You really would. Because it doesn't just suddenly happen. You don't just wake up in the room and go, oh my God, look. I mean, you know it's coming and you see it building and you've thought about it and she's been told about it. You don't just accidentally walk into a hotel room and there's. It's happening.

[Bobbo]

My wife had a really hot girl from.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

She'd come over and stay with us and I mean, she's just like, dude, she was hot. Don't even. She's like, I can read your mind.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The answer is no. Not no, but hell no. Just stop it. We tried everywhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

She's like, just shut up. I haven't said anything. Just shut your mouth.

[Mike Turley]

You're thinking.

[Bobbo]

Am I allowed to breathe?

[Mike Turley]

Of course. Yeah. Who's not thinking about it? Some women are. Some women are into it. My experience. And some women are definitely, definitely not. They just. I don't know if it's. It's a. A fear or what, but they go, no way. I don't ever want to think about that. Then other ones go, you know, they'll make you happy. No, no. It's funny, they always say if the situation were right.

[Bobbo]

Well, what's that code word?

[Mike Turley]

Which means? If I got drunk and there was a chick that I was attracted to, then let's. And it's got to develop slowly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it attraction or maybe a. Because chicks are more like a mental thing, like they meet on the same level.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, yeah. If neither one of them is really jealous of the other one. If there's no major jealousy. That's a. That's the thing. The girlfriend I was dating kind of got jealous of her friend because she knew she was hotter.

[Bobbo]

Didn't you say you were at some weird place in Jamaica and some guy had his wife in the hot tub?

[Mike Turley]

And there was a line that happened also where. Yeah, that was hedonism. Hedonism too.

[Bobbo]

Well, there you go.

[Mike Turley]

Well, that's the name of the place. And there's a hot tub. It's a really big hot tub. You think about being six or eight people. This was a pool size hot tub because it's a swingers resort.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

And there was a guy there that had, I want to say seven or eight guys lined up ready to enjoy his old lady. Yep. And that was his deal. He was enjoying that.

[Bobbo]

And what did she look like? Was she trashy?

[Mike Turley]

No, she really wasn't. I was very surprised. She was.

[Bobbo]

Lots of tats.

[Mike Turley]

Nope, nope. No tats. Very, you know, not, not a 10 by any means.

[Bobbo]

What was your number that you drew? Were you like five or three or seven?

[Mike Turley]

I didn't do it. I didn't do that.

[Bobbo]

Oh, Aussie has commentary.

[Aussie]

How are tattoos? Who's trashy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Here we go.

[Mike Turley]

Here's the rest of the show. It's the John and Austin.

[Bobbo]

We just lost our call screener. Yeah, I, I said, was she trashy? He said, no. I said, does she have a bunch of tattoos?

[Mike Turley]

That was a separate question. She was one question and then later.

[Bobbo]

I was trying to profile this lady.

[Mike Turley]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And if you want to ask me why. So your proper question is, why did you ask him if she had tattoos?

[Aussie]

Okay. Why did you ask him if he had tattoos after you said, is she trashy?

[Bobbo]

Because. Well, you. Hang on, you gotta, you gotta call. You're busy. Also, you've got two callers over there on hold. You need to, you need to deal with them. Hang on, I'll put them on hold for you. I said, why does she have any tattoos?

[Mike Turley]

Go ahead.

[Bobbo]

Because. Go ahead.

[Mike Turley]

You want to try these tap shoes on?

[Bobbo]

Because women, women with tattoos, in my humble opinion, are more liberated towards these type of situations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very, very well said.

[Bobbo]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very well said. Because those tattoos make you look easy. Is one.

[Mike Turley]

You know the guy in the, in the circus, when he's finished his thing, he goes, he puts his hands on, he goes, ta da. John, you just did a Ta da. You survived.

[Bobbo]

Superstar Austin, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello.

[Bobbo]

Hey there.

[Caller]

Hey. Yeah, I wanted to say, man, that lady that answered the phone has a sexy voice. I might just start calling in every day with a different car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just right about this time.

[Bobbo]

If you saw the pictures of her girlfriend, you would drive up here to Fort Worth, to our studio, just to hang out. Is this aura of Saturn or Aurora a six cylinder or a four? Or is it not even a real car? Did you just make one up to call in?

[Caller]

No, no, it's a real car.

[Mike Turley]

I'm.

[Caller]

I'm not sure. I think it's an ar.

[Bobbo]

There's a xr, there's an XR and an xe.

[Caller]

It's an xr.

[Bobbo]

Is it leather and sunroof?

[Caller]

Leather, Sunroof, yes.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Brown.

[Caller]

Brown leather.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna bid it as a XR. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's average.

[Bobbo]

It's got 80s on the miles. Four grand is the number.

[Caller]

Four grand. Okay. Yeah, I Have it. This was the first place I've. I've looked at all.

[Bobbo]

This isn't even a place. This is just a figment of your imagination. We're not even real. It's not real. No. If you go to givemetheven.com load the pictures, say, Wolf, hit me at 4 grand on the radio. I want to sell it to y'. All. Or, hey, it takes 45 or it takes 4,500.

[Caller]

Did I just deal with that. That woman? Instead?

[Bobbo]

You can. You can say, please have Aussie call me back. And I would like to sell my car to her and her girlfriend, and I'll drive to Chicago to deliver it to both of them. And if you saw the pictures of her girlfriend, you would drive to Chicago.

[Mike Turley]

Not that we've seen the pictures.

[Bobbo]

Not that we've seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the thing. Aussie is so glad and proud that she flipped this.

[Caller]

Well, I appreciate y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Caller]

Thanks.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So called straight woman. Okay. Lesbian. Like Aussie's married or was or really technically, still maybe, or, you know, whatever that still is. Somebody going to flip Aussie back. This is all a phase.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, Bobbo, you're trying to flip her back?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir, no, sir.

[Bobbo]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir, no, sir. That's not what I said at all. You're going to make my Aussie friend mad at me because it's not what I'm talking about. But somebody. Somebody will.

[Aussie]

Hell, no.

[Bobbo]

So are you straight, lesbo or bi?

[Aussie]

I'm bi.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

She likes men, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's going to flip her back.

[Aussie]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

The right guy.

[Aussie]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

The right guy with no knowledge.

[Bobbo]

How old were you when you had your first lesbianic experience?

[Aussie]

21.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so was it in Australia or over here?

[Aussie]

Yeah, in Australia.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd that come about?

[Bobbo]

Just. Was she like a. Was she like a. What do you call those people that. That paint the skeleton bones on the outside of their body and they have a bone through their nose? Abby's aboriginal. No. Oh, maybe that was just that TV show in the 70s. Was she one of those.

[Aussie]

No, she's not. And I really want to punch Bobo right now.

[Bobbo]

Swing from vines on trees.

[Aussie]

No, she did not.

[Bobbo]

Is she white girl or black girl?

[Aussie]

She was a white girl.

[Bobbo]

You know, and Aussie has proven to me she is a black girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, and she does not look like a black girl. But her grandmother was Aboriginal. Like mud hut.

[Mike Turley]

Well, we all got to touch that.

[Bobbo]

Am I overselling it or am I telling the truth?

[Aussie]

No, you're telling the truth.

[Bobbo]

Her daddy is blacker than oj wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Yes.

[Bobbo]

I mean, looks like Magic Johnson gets so white.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're really more tannish.

[Aussie]

Yeah, wait until the summer and then I go like really dark.

[Bobbo]

Do you have. Is your mother light skinned or something?

[Aussie]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Your dad is black as night?

[Aussie]

Yes. Mom is white.

[Bobbo]

Is she white?

[Aussie]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so you're a half breed.

[Aussie]

No, there's no such thing as a half caste. I identify myself as being aboriginal because that's what I was growing up as.

[Bobbo]

You sound like the girl last year with the curly hair. I identify myself.

[Aussie]

So no, she was actually white pretending to be black. I've been raised my whole life.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's pretty Caucasian.

[Bobbo]

So you identify yourself as a lesbian and a what?

[Aussie]

No, I'm a bisexual black woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you want to sock me? You want to sock me because you're. You're an aboriginal black woman and you're.

[Bobbo]

Are you an American or an Australian legally?

[Aussie]

I'm Australian legally.

[Bobbo]

And are you here on a visa? Are you here on a. A permanent resident card?

[Aussie]

I'm a permanent alien resident, but I can get my citizenship. But I will be a dual citizen.

[Bobbo]

So you are an alien, Aboriginal, bisexual, Australian, black woman.

[Aussie]

Exactly.

[Bobbo]

Okay, that's a just my type long title. Hey, man, you got to ask these questions to get to the bottom of it all. JD what's in the news?

[Mike Turley]

You guys ever, ever know the song My Boomerang Won't Come Back?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Never.

[Aussie]

I'm just having thrown it right.

[Mike Turley]

I'm sending. I'm sending Michael a link to this song. It's called There Really Is a Song. It's about aborigines and the song is My Boomerang Won't Come Back. I just sent Michael the link. A United Airlines pilot has been arrested for allegedly what, flying a trip jet?

[Bobbo]

New.

[Mike Turley]

Maybe having a job on the side? Well, kind of running a string of brothels in office buildings around the Houston area. KHOU is reporting. Bruce Wayne Wallace, 51, stands accused of running more than six count em, six prostitution houses using online advertisements like. Oh, I don't know, what would that be, Bobbo? Back page.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you like?

[Mike Turley]

I got him to promote his solution.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blonde Girl. Blonde girl, Right. Always be closing.

[Mike Turley]

A, always.

[John Clay Wolf]

B, B, C, closing. What do you like?

[Mike Turley]

What do you like?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you like Asian girls.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

81St hour 80. Tell you what, 72 hours. What if you'll get two hours, 70.

[Mike Turley]

You're the pilot, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blonde, Asian girl. You think it's impossible? It's not impossible. I got three just like that.

[Mike Turley]

God, you're good. At this.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about three hours? 300. Three girls. Blond, Asian girls.

[Mike Turley]

You've done this before?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can have them there by two o'. Clock.

[Mike Turley]

He used the online app advertisements to promote his illicit businesses and charging women 400 a week to sell sex through his operation. Wallace made his initial court appearance Thursday on charges of aggravated promotion of prostitution and engaging in organized. Organized criminal activity. He's out on $15,000 bond. Probably listening to us right now.

[Bobbo]

Only 15 grand.

[Mike Turley]

Only 15 grand. Which means you really only have to pay 1500 bucks to get out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's not.

[Bobbo]

That's not a lot for a pilot.

[Mike Turley]

What did he do?

[Bobbo]

He's an international pilot. So he does.

[Mike Turley]

He's a United Airlines pilot. And there's. Yes, there's a Fly United joke. Please don't say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That offers great recruitment opportunities, though, doesn't it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Seriously.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that was the deal. I read this that he was recruiting women overseas to come back and work for him.

[Mike Turley]

I'm sure he was. What do you like?

[John Clay Wolf]

French girl? French girl? You want French girl? 40. 40. You show me 40. I show you French girl. 30 minutes. $40. Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's known for the United nations of girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got five of them. I got five of them. Happened there by three.

[Bobbo]

In other news, South Carolina woman accused of having sex with a dog. What? A Cherokee county woman has been arrested after deputies received videos of her performing acts with a Datsun. Datsuns are also known as Nissan Weenie Dogs. Weenie Dogs.

[Mike Turley]

Michael. Got that.

[Bobbo]

Next story. She's 23 years old. Hannah Marie Hayes. Often referred to as a crime against nature. Investigators says Haynes took the videos of herself and sent them to a man, then gave them to the North Charleston Police Department.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where are you reading that story from?

[Bobbo]

A listener sent it to me. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I don't know if that's a crime against nature. The dog probably loves it.

[Mike Turley]

All right, no, that's illegal on every single possible level.

[Bobbo]

And she's not. Not a true attractive.

[Mike Turley]

No, she's not.

[Bobbo]

She's not hot. She's not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's only one way to find out for sure. Jd. Hold on. Let me pray about it.

[Mike Turley]

Okay, I'll wait while you do that. Go ahead. We'll wait. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, no, you're right. I just got it.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Mike Turley]

What is Tinder?

[Bobbo]

What is Tinder?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what Tinder is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Mike Turley]

What do you go to Tinder to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hook up with a chick or a guy?

[Mike Turley]

Hook up. Right. Well, now they have a new thing called Swipe the Vote Tinder has just announced a new feature called Swipe the Vote. The goal is to enable young people who are on there looking to hook up to be more politically aware. Isn't this like trying to.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is somebody's machine behind this, trying to find out who's voting for what. Oh, yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Interesting. You mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a polling thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's for sure.

[Mike Turley]

Users can expect to come across a special video card built by an online polling platform called, called for some reason Wedgies, that invites them to swipe left or swipe right on a variety of relevant political topics. And when it's done, it'll tell you who you should vote for. Yeah, so. So you're saying somebody's going to take that information and then use it?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Mike Turley]

Why a whole place is Tinder. Why not just the back page?

[J.D. Ryan]

Easy. It's simple.

[Aussie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that where they are? Jd?

[Mike Turley]

I know. I would think that little things like this would be on, like, Facebook, right? Where everybody goes, yeah, waste time. When I'm on Tinder, I mean, when people are on Tinder, they're there to hook up.

[Bobbo]

When I'm on Tinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it work?

[Mike Turley]

I really honestly never did it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you tried it for like, I remember a week about.

[Mike Turley]

No, it was like an hour. I got so bored. It's just you swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe, swipe. Nobody ever swiped back.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what the problem was.

[Mike Turley]

It was Jared Fogel back in the news. Remember Jared? Subway.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to him? Didn't get beat up.

[J.D. Ryan]

He got beat up.

[Mike Turley]

But he's now making sandwiches again. No, not the six inch kind. The straight Subway pitch man has been assigned to work in the cafeteria. He used to. Can you imagine? He used to go, I used to talk about these for millions. Now I'm having to make sandwiches for these inmates.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sucks that he used to do that.

[Mike Turley]

He's having to serve sandwiches at the end of the line to his fellow inmates. He's since been given a promotion of sorts working in the officers cafeteria. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So he did not get so hurt.

[Mike Turley]

He did. He just got scratched and beat up. The guy hit him like six times. He held him down and beat him up because he had security guards and because he has money and because now.

[Bobbo]

Who beat him up?

[Mike Turley]

Another Stephen.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was it?

[Mike Turley]

Steven somebody?

[Bobbo]

Nigg.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Stephen Nigg. That's it. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Anyway, so I wonder if he played football.

[Bobbo]

I'd like to see what the back of his jersey looked like.

[Mike Turley]

Vogel is serving 15 years behind bars. For crossing state lines to have sex with underage girls.

[Bobbo]

That's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's his sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now he's getting all the free foot longs he wants.

[Mike Turley]

I knew someone was gonna. I was praying to God it wouldn't be you, bubble. It's above you, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Babo, everybody.

[Mike Turley]

Did you guys see the video? There's a weird video. This happened in Houston, actually. A guy's driving down the road in Dodge pickup and suddenly he swam, swerves and he goes straight into an Audi dealership on central Houston. Did about a hundred thousand dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I saw that. Wow.

[Mike Turley]

You see the video?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Mike Turley]

So the guy's just driving down the road. Then all of a sudden nobody swerved. No one gets in front of him. Nothing. He just swerves off the road. Guess who gets out and walks away from the crash? His girlfriend. I'll bet you a million dollars she grabbed them. Have you ever been with a chick that grabbed the wheel or tried to try to do something stupid while you're driving? I knew Baba would and I certainly have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Mike Turley]

I'll bet you a million dollars she grabbed that wheel and swerved the truck. Because there's no other reason you would swerve. Hey. Went right into this car.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you not crazy?

[Bobbo]

Women are weird, man. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

I'm getting out.

[Bobbo]

Have you never had a woman get out of your car and start walking?

[Mike Turley]

Thank you. The same mentality that would get out of a car. We'll grab the wheel and. I guarantee you that's what happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not out walking. Somebody keyed my car before. But not. No.

[Mike Turley]

You've never had one try to get out of the car after a moving car, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, yes.

[Bobbo]

That's insane. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think they can be very emotional.

[Bobbo]

Have you had a woman get out of your car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, I've had. I've had reactions from women and it wasn't even me.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had reactions for women that will turn you white. Okay. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Speaking of, remember the Talladega script we read during the 80s o'? Clock?

[J.D. Ryan]

I forgotten about it. Thanks for rhyming.

[Bobbo]

I think we should do it again after this next break.

[Mike Turley]

I remember my divorce, but I don't want to go back.

[Bobbo]

We should do it as if it was a Martin Lawrence film.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Mike Turley]

So this is a bad idea? Real bad idea.

[Bobbo]

Nobody's listening today. It's holiday weekend, man.

[Mike Turley]

Then let's turn the mics off and do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

My best friend and teammate, Cal nard and J. Jr.

[J.D. Ryan]

So to fill everybody. And we did It. In Australian accents. We read the script and it kind.

[Bobbo]

Of sucked, we'll be honest.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're saying maybe another.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, the feedback from this thing is going to be through the roof next week. You watch.

[Bobbo]

I think we should do it as a Martin Lawrence, like a Big Mama's House style.

[John Clay Wolf]

So like Nutty Professor, Almost like a good times thing.

[Bobbo]

Yes, good times. I think we'll work on that during. During the break and we'll. We'll come back with that. I don't know if we want to do the whole thing and I. I think when we do the second read, we'll do it a little quicker.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I think we should work on it during spring break.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's already passed.

[Bobbo]

We got 15 seconds left.

[Mike Turley]

Okay. Then I got more stories coming up after this.

[Bobbo]

We need to go ahead and go to break early so we can start working on this. I think it's. It's a. It's a big idea.

[Mike Turley]

Please don't make us do this again.

[Bobbo]

We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. Tyler, hang tight. I'll get your bit off the air. Tyler, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

A14. Wait, 14 Nissan Road, is it?

[Caller]

I'm calling in. I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

No, go ahead. You're off the air, so you can say whatever you want.

[Caller]

I'm calling in for a buddy. I. I called before. I sell Nissan's in Houston. I sold a buddy, a Rogue, about two years ago. He's trying to get out of it and get into a Pathfinder. So I just wanted to see. You know, I actually send all my people, you know, tell them to give you a call because, you know, I know you can give a little bit more money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to.

[Bobbo]

Give me the VIN is where you need to send them because that's manned from 8 in the morning till 6 in the evening every day, just FYI. And there's a dealer button too, if you have a live. If you want to tell your used car manager, he can go to give me the VIN and push the dealer button and it'll go straight to me.

[Caller]

Okay, good deal.

[Bobbo]

But we don't want a bunch of jerk off. Hey, fy. Why I don't want a bunch of jerk off. I mean, we're serious. I mean, we expect to get 10.

[Caller]

Yeah. Real buyers.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Okay, Is it an S, an SL or an sv?

[Caller]

It's an SV with technology package.

[Bobbo]

Okay. It's just kind of nav. Oh, damn it. What? My. My system's knocked me out. Hang On. I'm pulling this up now. I got to start over. Sorry. It's a 14 Nissan. What city?

[Caller]

What.

[Bobbo]

What part of history?

[Caller]

I live in Kingwood, work in Baytown.

[Bobbo]

Gotcha. Do many of your staff members know about our show?

[Mike Turley]

Yes, sir.

[Caller]

One other of my buddies does.

[Bobbo]

Cool navigation. Does it have a roof?

[Caller]

It does.

[Bobbo]

What color?

[Caller]

Red.

[Bobbo]

Okay, check red real quick because that color. Yeah, color's fine. I'm gonna see what my system does on red. You know, see what goes up or down. Went down 300. What color? Red. Bright red or dark red?

[Caller]

Bright red. It's called Cayenne red.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Horror Fire Engine red. I got it. All right, 66. Where did y' all hit them as a trade in?

[Caller]

I haven't even had him look at it yet.

[Bobbo]

They're gonna hit him at 15. I think they're gonna hit him at 15 grand. No, no, no, no, no. Hang on. Okay? I. I think the money. My money needs to be 14 and a half. I think you're. I think your guys. I mean, you're a Nissan store. Y' all should be able to go deeper in your own product, right?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, we'll get him out of it. Yeah, man. Well, I appreciate it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, thanks.

[Caller]

I'm gonna have him. I'm gonna have him send it over. Give me the van. If we can't do anything like that, you know, and you guys can just. Come on, pick it up.

[Bobbo]

Hey, and when y' all see the. You know, if you see high lines, cars come in, expensive cowboy Cadillacs, all that stuff, and the bids aren't good enough, have your used car manager start using us. Well, we buy cars from Houston dealers all day.

[Caller]

Okay, sounds good. I actually know the used car manager over there at Robins. Y' all do any business with them? With Chris Godwin?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[Caller]

Awesome, man. Awesome. Well, I appreciate your time, buddy.

[Bobbo]

Thanks. 800. 800. What the hell am I on there? Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-radio. This is the john clay wolf show. Baba. What is he singing about? Who? A spoon, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this guy. Spoon man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, what is spoon?

[Bobbo]

Is that like Edward Scissorhands?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. In prison, you line up, you know, meal time.

[Bobbo]

Okay, Pull up your Talladega nights.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in the mess hall.

[Mike Turley]

Don't make me.

[Bobbo]

And you're going, you, too, Aussie.

[John Clay Wolf]

And generally in prison, you don't. It's not a typical entree like you or I would have. Okay. You don't get, like, a basket of steak fingers and some french fries, you know, or even like a nice filet, you know, a smoked salmon. And then, you know, usually some of the dishes are mixed. Okay. It'll be a casserole of some sort that is placed into your metal tray with a big old spoon. Spoon man's got a lot of power in prison. No, no, I'm telling you, man, when you go in there, are you gonna get a little. Are you gonna get a lot?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only the spoon man can come control that.

[Mike Turley]

You get a lot, you're gonna get a lot in prison.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spoon man, it's a. It's a prison term.

[Mike Turley]

You're gonna get a lot in prison.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that anywhere close to.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

That's like.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not even close. Spoon man is about a heroin.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds pretty rapid.

[Bobbo]

Yes, that's what I figured. But then they start playing the spoons, and I didn't know if he was talking about, like, an old Louisiana jazz guy.

[Mike Turley]

I just like how we all let Bobble go way down that road all by himself and nobody said anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the most ridiculous thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It makes perfect sense though, right?

[Mike Turley]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll bet you. No, cuz. You never been in prison. Turley. I'm getting okay, cuz it could be, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm starting to worry because my son came up with a crazy theory the other day. We're talking about planes and we're talking about how the cockpit, you know, how did they come up with the name cockpit? He goes, oh, you know, how is. To test the cockpit. They used to fire chickens at it to see if it would crack.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's a hell of a thought. I go, what?

[J.D. Ryan]

He goes, yeah, yeah. They would shoot.

[Bobbo]

He's as full of s as you are.

[Mike Turley]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I go, son, I appreciate your hustle there or your bs, but that is not why they call it the cockpit, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Other than that, he's almost as full of ass as me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. That's why I'm starting to worry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not just any chicken. Gotta be the cop, okay?

[Bobbo]

I want to recover from the disastrous fail that we had this morning by doing it again. We did Ricky Bobby's Talladega Night script as Bobbo's Playhouse, Uncle Bobbo's Playhouse as Australian accents this morning. And now I want to try, like, we're at good times, you know, the old 70s flick in the projects.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is a 70s blaxploitation.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Style. Yes. Okay, so we're going to. You're Ricky, I'm Cal, same characters. You're Walker, you're Texas Ranger. Aussie is. You don't have your script. You gotta give her a mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not sure how to do the.

[Aussie]

How do I do this?

[Bobbo]

Well, you're just gonna have to try, baby. You have to talk like a big fat black.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta be like Oprah. Just be Oprah.

[Aussie]

Okay, I'll channel my inner Oprah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

All right, so let's start. So we sit down at the table to have Grace in Talladega Nights, and let's try to hit it faster and smoother this time. We drove it on the whole thing.

[Mike Turley]

And how about this?

[Bobbo]

We'll just see. I may. I may cancel it in the middle.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. You be the correct. You be the director. And when you feel it's going out of control, say cut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just say cut.

[Bobbo]

Okay? Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please be early.

[Bobbo]

All right, so, Ricky Bobby, I'll be the assistant director.

[J.D. Ryan]

Texas and Walker, stranger or whatever. Texas Ranger and Walker.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I'm Walker, your Texas Ranger.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, you ready for scene?

[Mike Turley]

And rolling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, as our brothers to the south call you Jesus, we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Domino's, KFC and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you. Thank you for my family, for my two beautiful, beautiful, handsome, striking sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course, my redhead, smoking white Carly, Stone cold Fox. Also want to thank you for my best friend and teammate, Cal Naughton Jr. Who's got my back no matter what.

[Bobbo]

Shaking back, brother. Shaking back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, we also thank you for my wife's fathership. We hope that you can use your baby Judas powers to heal him and his horrible leg. And it smells terrible and the dogs are always bothering with it. Dear tiny infant Jesus.

[Aussie]

Hey, you know, sweetie, Jesus did grow up. You don't always have to call him a baby. It's a bit odd and off putting to pray to a baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I like the Christmas Jesus best. And I'm saying grace. And when you say grace, you say the grown up Jesus or teenage Jesus, a bearded Jesus or whoever you want.

[Aussie]

You know what I want? I want you to do this grace good so we can win tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear tiny Jesus, in your golden fleece diapers with your tiny little fat boy balled up fist. He was a man. He had a beard. Look, I like the baby version the best. Do you hear me? I win the races and I gets the money.

[Aussie]

Ricky, finish the damn grace.

[Bobbo]

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo shirt. Cause it sounds like I want to be formal. But I'm here to party, brother. Cause I like to party. So I like my Jesus to party.

[Mike Turley]

I like the picture Jesus as a ninja fighter worn off evil samurais.

[Bobbo]

I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagle wings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And I like singing the lead vocals to Marvin Gaye's greatest hits, like an Angel Band. And I'm in the front row. I'm hammer drunk on Mickey's big mouth.

[Aussie]

Hey, Cap, why don't you just shut up?

[Bobbo]

Yes, ma'. Am.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce newborn infant Jesus. Don't even know know a word yet. Just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent. We just thank you for all the races I've won and the $21.2 million.

[Aussie]

Praise Jesus, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love that money that I've accrued over this past season. Also, due to a binding endorsement contract that stipulates I mentioned Power Aid at each grace. I just want to say Powerade is delicious and it cools you off on a hot summer day. And we look forward to Powerade's release of Mystic Mountain Blueberries.

[Mike Turley]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for your power and your grace, dear baby God.

[Aussie]

Can I get an amen?

[Bobbo]

Amen, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's dig in, y'.

[Bobbo]

All. That's a hell of a grace, brother. Man, you nailed it like a split whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate that. I'm not gonna lie to you. It felt good.

[Mike Turley]

Daddy, you made grace your Mitch.

[Aussie]

Hey, boy. I want to see some napkins in that lap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boys, how was school today?

[Mike Turley]

I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chips war medals off a bridge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sound like a good day? Texas Ranger. How about you?

[Bobbo]

Well, the teacher, he asked me what.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was the capital of North Carolina.

[Bobbo]

Mm.

[J.D. Ryan]

I said, Washington, D.C.

[Bobbo]

Bingo.

[Mike Turley]

Bingo. Nailed it.

[J.D. Ryan]

She said, you wrong, boy. I said, no, I got lumpy. You got lumpy butt girl. She said, she got mad at me and yelled. And you know what I did? I just. I just dumped his in my pants.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm so proud of you boys. You reminded me of me. Precocious and full of wonderment. I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren. You raising them wrong. They're terrible boys.

[Mike Turley]

You better shut up, Chip.

[Bobbo]

I'll go ape on your butt, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy, I'mma scissor. Kick your way in the back of the head.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn up the heat.

[Bobbo]

Go and get some, boys. Come on.

[Mike Turley]

I'm 10 years old and I'll beat your Ass, Chip.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'mma come at you like a spider monkey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chip, you brought this on, man.

[Bobbo]

What's wrong with you, Chip?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm all jacked up on Moundu.

[Bobbo]

Woo hoo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love that Mountain Dew Makes me feel good.

[Bobbo]

You don't let your son talk to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your grandfather like that. I'm their elder. I sure as hell am. Chip, I love the way they're talking to you. Cause they're witnessing. Winners get to do what they want. Only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot daughter. That's it. That's it? That's all you did.

[Aussie]

We wanted us some. Some of them wussies. We would have named them Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I worked too hard for your bullchip. Everybody just keep eating.

[Aussie]

Come on in here.

[Bobbo]

I'm hot and show you. All right. Ho. Hold your hair.

[Mike Turley]

Why did that go so much better?

[John Clay Wolf]

You hot enough? You hot enough to make the rivers run?

[Bobbo]

And that was a lot better than when we did it this morning. Well, I don't know if it's better, but it's funnier. Yeah, probably would have. I don't know if they were ready for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, that feel though, that. That feeling.

[Mike Turley]

We're getting sued. No, there's no question.

[Bobbo]

We didn't do anything wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

About four minutes into that first time we did that with the Aussie accidents and all the hesitation and. And weirdness. Yeah, that feeling right there, that's a certain feeling. I haven't had that feeling on the air in years.

[Bobbo]

Like we are doing badly.

[Mike Turley]

That's the kind you have in a dream. The radio dream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Creeping dread, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like, do you just stop what you're doing right this second?

[Bobbo]

I think it was so bad though, that if there was any people that are in the metering system, they would have kept listening because it was so bad. It's a train wreck. From a ratings point of view, everybody.

[Mike Turley]

Stops to see a train wreck.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who doesn't want to watch? Who doesn't watch a crashed airplane?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Mike Turley]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

800-800-7-23-4, radio gold 800, 800 radio. I am going to take a break and I want to replay a Leonard Skynyrd bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or do you want to do the car insurance prank? That's a classic.

[Bobbo]

Let's do the car insurance prank.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, let's.

[Bobbo]

How long?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do that. It's perfect time because we just got.

[Bobbo]

Enough time for it. This is something we did about four years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, this is Floyd K. Boyd. I'm calling for Auto insurance? Yes, sir, for my Escalade. 2004 Cadillac Escalade.

[Caller]

All right, well, let me go ahead and get you to see. Get a quote started for you. All right, Mr. Boyd.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if the LT2 model is black, and it's the kind that got the truck bed in the back behind the rear seats.

[Caller]

Oh, so we're looking for your insurance for your Escalade, correct?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. The thing was, I went. I got some spinners on there the other day by Z Man down here. No sign. And he said, you should have insurance because people steal those spinners, especially the Z Man spinners, because they. It's the kind. It's black, and it's got the glittery. The middle and turns and just sparing away. They're beautiful.

[Caller]

I've actually seen those. Those are very, very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is very nice.

[Caller]

All right, let's pull this up so we can get you fully insured. That way, nothing ever happens to your vehicle. And if it does, you're covered.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you can get the full coverage on the car and that. Because I've seen these boys down out here late in the evening and looking at my spinners. Yeah, I just got that put on there. And it's not. You know, it's not a bad neighborhood, but I like to make sure I'm protecting.

[Caller]

Why are they gonna go steal things from a bad neighborhood? They don't got no money. You want to go to the nice neighborhood, steal things from there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, that makes a lot of sense. But the car is black. I've got leather.

[Caller]

Yeah, those. The Escalades are very nice, especially the truck bed ones. Those are very, very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I had to put in a snake skin on the backrest. They had gator, but that gator gets nasty.

[Caller]

Yeah. With the heat and everything. Especially in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's prickly. It tickle your bow hind. I get in there in my shorts sometimes in the morning, ticking my bow hind. And I have navigation, and I put in two DVDs. Sometimes my kids come and visit, and Nick and Nikki and Mike and Joheela. And they can all watch their TV shows because they all like different TV shows, boys and girls.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my son Mike put a little basketball goal over the back. He liked to shoot from the street. Oh, we got a small driveway. He's a shooting little mama jama, too. For a sixth grader.

[Mike Turley]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he done been to fifth grade two times.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I got the steering wheel of diamond crusted. They fake diamonds.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They fake diamond, but it looks nice. And a 400 watt power convert. That's for the aquarium.

[Caller]

You have an aquarium in your truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I do. Except I can't get nothing to live in there too long. So I just buy those little goldfish and black moas. They pretty, but they don't seem to let something about the temperature. When it gets cold like this, you.

[Caller]

Have to have a heater on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I got my video games. I got Xbox and a PlayStation 3 and a Nintendo 64.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old school.

[Caller]

So you could live in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I. I won't. I don't want to say that I've lived in it, but I. It'll power toast of them for sure. But I owe $28,000 and Mr. Mike said just wants to know what y' all cover. Yeah, because what if somebody steal the car?

[Caller]

If somebody steals car as long as you have, since you have so much stuff in it, what I would definitely recommend. I'll get you quoted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I forgot to tell you about the drum set. I got electronic drum set set up in the back down here at church. I play down here with the church, with the west side Como church. And I just pull up and stick my amplifiers out there. I got my electric drum set in the back and put a little beat down for Jesus.

[Caller]

All right, well, what I'll go ahead and do. We'll go ahead and we'll get you. I'll get you the coverages that you need. Like if your car were to get stolen or if there was vandalism. As far as like your gaming systems and the things like that that you have on your car. All your little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I got a trampoline.

[Caller]

You do not have a trampoline.

[John Clay Wolf]

The roof open top trampoline. Yes, I do too. I sprung that myself. I'm a welder.

[Caller]

Oh, okay. Well, the different. Those different things, what we can do is we can always refer you to an agent.

[Bobbo]

Agent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Except.

[Caller]

And the agent will be. Will make. Will make all those special coverages for you. So they don't work on your rim.

[John Clay Wolf]

It don't work too good. My girlfriend Sharonda bounced off there and broke a leg.

[Caller]

Oh, that's horrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so I have to drive her around all the time now.

[Caller]

Yeah, we can always. But like for all those special.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on a second. What is that?

[Bobbo]

Sharonda?

[Mike Turley]

What do they do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Excuse me for a second. I smell smoke. Shronda, don't, don't. I got to get the policy first. Damn these kids. I. Listen, Vanessa, I've got to go. We can call you back.

[Mike Turley]

I Got to get the policy.

[Bobbo]

Damn. Now that was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna burn the car down.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a classic right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't burn it down yet. I gotta get the policy first. I always wondered about people that are hearing us for the first time.

[Bobbo]

Time.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know I'm the last. No, they'll turn this on, J.D. you know why? Cuz they love you so much. I love you cuz you my daddy, baby.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's your daddy? I always say J.D.

[Mike Turley]

More your daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming up on the John Clay Wolf Show. Don't go nowhere. We back.

[Bobbo]

I don't take no message. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, see.

[Bobbo]

Thanks, bubba. Lance, are you on the line?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Okay, what we got here?

[Caller]

2007 Scion TC with 32,000 on it.

[Bobbo]

It's good miles. What's the story? Why the miles so low?

[Caller]

Just in park.

[Bobbo]

Did you buy it with low miles or did you have it new?

[Caller]

Yeah, I bought it brand new.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't want to drive the damn thing. That's what it is.

[Caller]

That's about it. Is it paid on by the guys too much, you know.

[Bobbo]

Is it the spec version or the regular version?

[Caller]

It's the regular version.

[Bobbo]

Stick or matic?

[Caller]

Stick.

[Bobbo]

What color?

[Caller]

Hawaiian orchid?

[Bobbo]

Purple. Oh, there you go. I mean, it's getting better. It's awesome.

[Mike Turley]

Purple.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Wonder what you do buying a purple car.

[Bobbo]

Sounds like that Ferrari that had the dolphins painted on it a few years ago. That's it.

[Caller]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. Do you have a title to it or is there payoff?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's paid off. Yeah, I own it. I got the title.

[Bobbo]

I got the title. Six. 6,500.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

That's automatic. Six grand with a stick. Yeah. Do you want me to come get it Monday and bring you a check?

[Caller]

Yeah, let me send you some pictures.

[Bobbo]

And event number and go to givemetheven.com. give me the vi.com pictures event. Brad, grab your deal. Wrap it up.

[Mike Turley]

Grab your deal.

[Bobbo]

Where are you from? Where do you live?

[Caller]

We're down here in Pearland.

[Bobbo]

Pearland. Have you ever listened to us before?

[Caller]

Oh, man. I've been listening to you guys for four years. I guess. Love it.

[Bobbo]

I think we've got in trouble. We've got some complaints already about our. About the bits we've been doing this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, we're not professional actors. I mean, we're trying. We're just trying to do.

[Caller]

I loved it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A scene.

[Mike Turley]

I loved it.

[Bobbo]

He loved it. He loved it. The Ricky Bobby deal was okay?

[Caller]

Yeah, man. Sounded great.

[Bobbo]

Thanks, John. See you. 8008-0080-0800-7234. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's the love?

[Bobbo]

He had love.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had love on Easter Saturday. What is Saturday? J.D.

[Bobbo]

It'S Passover.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Good Friday. Is it?

[Mike Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know there's.

[Bobbo]

There's a Good Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Friday, Saturday.

[Bobbo]

Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Saturday?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is Passover Sunday.

[Mike Turley]

Don't look at me.

[Bobbo]

You're the church mouse.

[Mike Turley]

Church mouse at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pretty sure. Passover Sunday.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's Easter. Is it the same Easter Sunday, man? Maybe we should talk about politics. Something we really don't know anything about.

[Mike Turley]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold on. Let's see.

[Bobbo]

I'll look it up. Something's wrong with the Internet.

[Mike Turley]

Important biblical, Biblically derived Jewish festival. That's why we don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't ask. What do you mean we?

[J.D. Ryan]

Some juice guy. Juice guy's like, what the hell are you talking about?

[Bobbo]

There are the bagels. What are these ve doing?

[Mike Turley]

I'm going to pass over this radio show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bernie Sans of that's Friday, April 22nd. Everybody start ends Saturday, April 30th.

[Mike Turley]

Holy Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called Holy Saturday.

[Mike Turley]

Today. We are messing with.

[Bobbo]

Hey, will you. Will you play Holy Holy? Will we go out with Holy Holy by Neil Diamond? That's what I want.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that what you want to go out with.

[Bobbo]

That's my request. Holy Holy? Yeah, it's the least we could do for Jesus. Good morning. You're on the air. Hang on. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? Awesome. I'm sorry. Grab him. Just put him on hold. I'll take it. I'll take this one. Hot. Good morning. You're on the. Oh, there's a bunch of them. Maybe we're up all getting in trouble. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello.

[Caller]

Good morning. How are you?

[Bobbo]

I'm good.

[Caller]

Good. I've got a 2000 MC Yukon XL extended. It's in good condition. It's got 255,000 miles.

[Bobbo]

What's an MC? Oh, GMC. I'm sorry, I didn't hear the G part. 255 on a Yukon. A 2000 model is worth a thousand bucks.

[Caller]

Okay, gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Yep, thanks. Happy Easter.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's Holy Saturday.

[Bobbo]

Afford. Let's play me some Neil Diamond. I mean, who doesn't Like Neil Diamond. Everybody likes Neil Diamond. Michael, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, what's going on, Doc?

[Bobbo]

We're just getting. We're getting religious.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[Caller]

I got a 2013 Ford Focus SE.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

60K on it. Good condition. Not great, but good condition.

[Bobbo]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[Bobbo]

Oh, Turley's giving me oh because I know this one.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen it.

[Bobbo]

Is it a four door?

[Caller]

It's had a lot of. It's a four door and it's got a lot of transmission issues because they did a recall on it. They keep having to replace the clutch and stuff. But it's. That's. That's all under warranty. They gave us some extra 100,000 mile warranty.

[Bobbo]

What's it doing right now? Is it acting right? Right now it's.

[Caller]

It's at the dealership right now. They got me in rental right now, special.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he wants it fixed and once it's fixed, he wants out of it.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it got alloy wheels?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[Bobbo]

What color?

[Caller]

White.

[Bobbo]

White is all right. In the car business, It's a 60s on the clock. Let me look at average MMR real quick with 60s on the miles. Hang on a second. I don't want to hit this thing too low. Yeah, 6,500. Seven grand. Says seven grand prop. Maybe with seven would be the end to end to end of me.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Caller]

All right. Well, thanks, John.

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We are almost out of time when Neil diamond starts singing. You know, the party's almost over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Passover Sunday.

[Bobbo]

So did Jews believe that Jesus died on the cross on Good Friday? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they do. They believe.

[J.D. Ryan]

They believe he died, but now that's why Passover starts in April.

[Bobbo]

But Jesus was a Jew. So why is this so confusing for everybody?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a really long story, man.

[Mike Turley]

All right, John. In the beginning. Let me.

[Bobbo]

Hit me with a hard cliff.

[Mike Turley]

God created the heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus was so unpopular with the religious leaders of his time, why can't they.

[Bobbo]

Get his stats right? It's like saying Joe Montana did this and this and this. But there's a whole other group say, no, no. Joe Montana didn't throw them passes. He wasn't even even with the 49ers. He was with Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, if you wanted to know Joe Montana's passing statistics, where would you go to find out?

[Bobbo]

Computer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now.

[Bobbo]

The NFL record book.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A sports almanac, right? There is a Jesus almanac out there, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's called the Bible.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I recommend you Go do it.

[Bobbo]

So what if you were Jewish? What would your answer be?

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything before the Book of Matthew, My.

[J.D. Ryan]

Answer would be half the Bible they believe in, basically.

[Bobbo]

That's a lot of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

All that old folklore stuff, Tower of Babel and all that.

[Bobbo]

But do you get what I'm saying? Okay, here's a direct question. Was Jesus a Jew?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he was an Aramaic Jew.

[Bobbo]

Okay, then why is Christianity not more in line with Jewish belief? If Jesus was a Jew and Christianity is based around Jesus?

[J.D. Ryan]

Can't make money off at that.

[Bobbo]

Hush up, Turley. I'm asking serious questions. This is Easter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that's what organized religion does, is what it is, is what it does. It helps control the people and it raises revenue. That's all. That's all it's ever done.

[Bobbo]

That's your answer?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So Christianity is just a franchise off of Judaism.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, organized Christianity. Jesus in your heart, John Wolf.

[Bobbo]

I just can't believe. Believe that he was a Jew and King of the Jews. And they can't get the story. Nobody gets the story straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a mocking thing. They put a sign over him that said king of the Jews to mock him because he said, I am, you know, I am the King.

[Bobbo]

All right, well, we're gonna go out with me. Have a happy Easter.

[Mike Turley]

Happy Easter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Holly.

[Bobbo]

Holy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy.

[Bobbo]

Sa.