#31 John Clay Wolfe Show 04/02/16 Hour 2

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #31 (Hour 2) – 04/02/16

Originally aired: February 12, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers its signature unfiltered blend of car talk, lively banter, wild stories, and comic segments. The crew field live calls from listeners trying to sell their cars, review the dope market with "The Dope Report," recount awkward radio experiences and stoned exploits, riff on current events (from Teslas to gospel CDs left in traded-in cars), and poke fun at each other. True to form, the show’s crass and irreverent tone keeps the energy rolling.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. GiveMeTheVIN.com – Car Selling Routine

• [00:16–01:14] John hawks the company's car-buying service, promising to beat CarMax offers or send a $100 check. Multiple co-hosts (J.D., Evan) join in, joking about who might pick up your car. Uncle Roy is mentioned as a legendary company driver.
• Running Theme: The show's purpose—entertaining listeners while generating leads/sales for GiveMeTheVIN.com—is never far from the conversation.

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2. Uncle Roy’s Car-Buying Wisdom

• [01:10–04:08] Uncle Roy shares streetwise "car care tips" focused on what buyers actually check for—ac and radio trump any mechanical issues for some. His colorful commentary offers a comedic but telling look into car-buying habits.
  • Memorable Quotes:
    • Uncle Roy: “Sell a black man anything, if it’s got a good system in it. You just sell that mother...” [03:05]
    • Uncle Roy: “If the air working and the goddamn radio work...” [03:24]

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3. Tales from the Car Auction and Post-Sale Nightmares

• [04:11–06:12] John relates stories of selling cars at dealer auctions: how arbitration works, and some hilarious (if costly) mix-ups.
  • No gas in the tank fooled a "low pressure fuel pump" error ($2,300 to repair, but "fixed" by adding gas!).
  • Navigation module complaints on a Mercedes—turned out the car never had navigation.
  • Memorable Quotes:
    • John: “How about you unplug that scanner out of your butt and look at the damn gas gauge?” [05:17]

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4. The Dope Report with Uncle Bobbo

• [07:16–09:47] Bobbo delivers a tongue-in-cheek update on the spring weed market, advising on supply, pricing, and how to profit from backfield farmers and broke college "chemists."
  • Memorable Quotes:
    • Bobbo: “Buy big, sell bigger and keep your vitamin C intake high. You’ll thank me later and that’s our dope report for late spring. This is your uncle Bobbo. You keep tokin’, Bobbo.” [09:46]
  • Commentary about fake police stings involving Facebook ads targeting meth heads also surfaces [06:27–07:08].

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5. Listener Calls – Car Appraisals & Stories

a. Highline Car Sale: Porsche 911

• [12:41–17:22] Caller wants to sell a low-mileage Porsche, leading to an accidental reunion—John recognizes the exact car he previously owned and offers $50,000, explaining real-life margins in the high-end car flip game.
  • Memorable Quotes:
    • John: “I think we’ve hit the mark. I think we’ve climaxed. And I think that... my number is exactly dead on.” [15:20]

b. Truck, Jeep, and More Used Car Deals

• [18:35–27:18 / 37:03–38:43] Listeners call in with trucks and Jeeps. John and crew dissect options, condition, pricing, and the realities of trading in after an accident, even referencing accidental off-roading mishaps.
• [25:25–27:04] Advice: Four-door Jeeps hold value better than two-door versions; always check for Carfax-reported accidents.

c. Tesla Model 3 / Top 10 Ways to Spend $35k

• [21:37–23:44] J.D. delivers a comic top 10 list for better spending than on a Model 3: 70,000 Jack in the Box tacos, DeLorean for a time-travel refund, five luxury golf carts, etc.

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6. On-Air Skits & Radio Stories

a. Bobbo’s Radio Sidekick Nightmare

• [28:05–36:55] Bobbo narrates his tenure at "the Bear" radio station—its glory days, the curse of a chemistry-less sidekick, and the oddness of “hate mail” coming from said sidekick’s own email. Highlights radio’s volatile energy.
  • Memorable Quotes:
    • Bobbo on bad sidekicks: “I thought it was impossible to have a bad sidekick... Man, this guy was a terrible sidekick.” [30:25]

b. Left Behind: "What Was Found In the Car?" Skit

• [43:12–47:48] Crew plays a game guessing which car held the “Arkansas Gospel Mass Choir” CD; leads to an impromptu black preacher impression by Bobbo, riffing on the character who lost his CD.
  • Bobbo: “The Lord is alive in that house. Not a lot of churches I go to anymore I feel anything at all, you know, get there.” [49:13]

c. Clip of the Week—Yoni Beer

• [53:09–56:07] Segment on Yoni Beer—a real (and bizarre) product brewed with bacteria from a woman’s body. The team debates its legitimacy—and the advertising pitch is played live.
  • Yoni Beer Narrator: “By isolation of lactic acid bacteria from her vagina, our laboratory isolates and multiplies the bacteria in a safe way… The beers contain femininity and women's instincts.” [54:41]
• The team’s grossed-out and incredulous reactions follow.

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7. Miscellaneous and Closing Bits

• Crew discuss personal (and listener) experiences with carrying guns as radio hosts [67:31–72:51].
• John and Evan remark about the high costs of business operations: FedEx bills running $12,000 in a month, toll tags, etc.
• Short mention of upcoming live Steely Dan & Steve Winwood concert, underscoring the show’s rock-and-roll affinities [43:10–43:46].
• Quick “news” headlines segment: Rosie O’Donnell’s divorce and distaste for marriage; upcoming presidential election [41:27–42:22].
• Meta moments: The hosts riff on how many times they repeat their own call-in number and poke fun at the sausage-making behind radio shows and car reviews.

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Uncle Roy Wisdom: "[On buying used cars] That radio ain't working... he ain't gonna check the motor, he gonna check the oil... he gonna check the radio and ac. If that work, you can sell that car. That ought to be knocking like a—he don't give a damn." [03:04]
• On car auction headaches: "How about you unplug that scanner out of your butt and look at the damn gas gauge?" – John Clay Wolfe [05:17]
• The Dope Report Wrap-up: "Buy big, sell bigger and keep your vitamin C intake high. You’ll thank me later... You keep tokin’, Bobbo." – Bobbo [09:46]
• Tesla Top 10: "How about 70,000 Jack in the box tacos?" – J.D. [23:41]
• Bad Radio Chemistry: Bobbo: “I thought it was impossible to have a bad sidekick... Man, this guy was a terrible sidekick.” [30:25]
• On Yoni Beer: “By isolation of lactic acid bacteria from her vagina, our laboratory isolates and multiplies the bacteria in a safe way… The beers contain femininity and women's instincts.” – Product Pitch [54:41]
• Gospel CD Skit: "My beloved Arkansas gospel CD was not in my deck." – Bobbo, preacher voice [46:06]
• On carrying guns at radio stations: "Old radio guys do not travel unarmed." – Bobbo [70:12]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [00:16] – GiveMeTheVIN pitch and intros
• [01:10] – Uncle Roy “car care tips” segment
• [04:11] – Auction and car arbitration stories
• [07:16] – The Dope Report (Spring Market)
• [12:41] – Porsche 911 Highline car live negotiation
• [18:35] – Caller car appraisals: trucks, Jeeps, general advice
• [21:37] – Tesla Model 3 launch/top 10 list
• [28:05] – Bobbo's radio industry stories and sidekick woes
• [43:12] – “Left behind” car junk guessing game, black preacher skit
• [53:09] – Audio Clip of the Week (“Yoni Beer”)
• [67:31] – Discussion on armed radio hosts & safety

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Flow and Tone

• Style: Loose, irreverent, boisterous; packed with industry insights, sardonic wit, and real dealership banter ("that's what I do for a living, I guess on the weekend because this is fun…”).
• Language: Unfiltered and unguarded, but never quite in FCC-fine territory. Signature John Clay Wolfe show blend of car-business realism and comedic crudeness.
• Pace: Rapid-fire, with callers, stories, and side-jokes bouncing quickly between topics.

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Takeaways & Recap for New Listeners

• You get: Entertaining, inside-baseball looks at car sales and live negotiations; comic sketches and music gags; real listener calls for both car deals and offbeat stories; a show culture that fuses "car talk,” rock radio, and radio insider tales.
• The heart: "The John Clay Wolfe Show" isn’t just a car-show—it’s a madcap community for rock fans, hustlers, misfits, and anyone who’s ever wondered what radio (or the inside of a dealership) is really like.

Listen for: Car market wisdom, the Dope Report, wild skits, and a window into radio’s wild side—all before noon.

Transcript

[Caller]

Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Just go to givemethevin.com sell us your car. It is as easy. It's so easy you can can do it in your underwear. All you do is go to our website, give me the vin.com, put the VIN number in and we'll email you an offer letter. Pick it up at your house. If we don't beat Carmax by 100 bucks, I'll send. If we don't beat Carmax on the offer, I'll overnight you a check for.

[J.D.]

Johnny beach will bring you by your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good. That's probably not attractive thing. Now, now, now. Susan. Susie.

[J.D.]

Yeah, Susie Snapper, my co host. We call her the sidekicker, if you know what I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could pick one of them to bring it by your bring.

[Evan]

Or Uncle Roy could come by.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never know.

[Evan]

Once in a while he makes the trip, right?

[J.D.]

It could happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy always comes by.

[Evan]

You want to play that again for everybody? Cuz not everybody heard it network wise.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What is important to Uncle Roy? Just Tips of. Tips of car care from a hood guy. Tips of car care from a hook. Yeah, let's do that again.

[Evan]

Yeah. So he's riding around with white bread.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brady, our porter dude, right.

[Evan]

Messing around with the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you just call me a porter? I'm more important than a porter. I'm very self. I'm a very important person.

[J.D.]

Brady records him, right?

[Evan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, I did not call Brady a porter. What can we call Brady? We need to give him a very big official title.

[Evan]

Wow. He's in his inventory manager.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's in his mid-20s and you know those kids in the mid-20s. They. They need all the money now and they need everything now. Cuz they don't want to learn any trade at all. Because they're. They're. They. They were born to have. What?

[J.D.]

It's privilege.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the privilege. Absolutely, absolutely. Privilege.

[Evan]

He's an inventory manager.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a good one.

[Evan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But boy, he's pissed off right now about me. About me accidentally calling him a porter.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

What's wrong with a porter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing, nothing. He's not a porter.

[J.D.]

Do you like they do in the movie business when they want to stroke somebody for no reason, Call them a producer.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. He's the inventory.

[Bobbo]

But it's still better than Key Grip.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a good but. But he he digs nuggets out of Uncle Roy, who's a driver, he does that. And an associate producer, inventory control man.

[J.D.]

There we go. That's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's play it.

[Caller]

That's another problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're heading SEAT not doing what station you want that.

[Uncle Roy]

That's the first thing a black man do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Check the radio.

[Uncle Roy]

You gonna check, you're gonna check the radio? That radio ain't working. Here, right here. He can go down there and buy a used car the first. He ain't gonna check the motor, he gonna check the oil. He gonna check. He gonna check the radio and ac. If that work, you can sell that car. That ought to be knocking like a.

[John Clay Wolf]

He don't give a damn.

[Uncle Roy]

He don't give a damn. He gonna cut the rid of you up and drown the mother out. You sell a black man anything, if it's got a good system in it. You just sell that mother. No, he don't give a. Thumbing, knocking, smoking. If the air working and the goddamn radio work.

[Bobbo]

Then I told my brother and he.

[Uncle Roy]

Go down there and put him some 24s on that mother.

[Caller]

Man, my.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll know all that. The other week this Cut that music up and down. I say, you don't hear my ticket.

[Uncle Roy]

Goddamn, you can't hear. Yeah, you know, don't take but a minute. I've been preaching that to Daniel for five years. Daniel, check the on. And every new car you get in.

[Caller]

Mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Riding with Uncle Roy.

[Evan]

I love how he's telling Daniel, check. Cuz Daniel, one of the drivers too. He just gets in and turns that radio up on. Old soul music. And he doesn't hear what's going on with the motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't matter.

[Evan]

Uncle Roy says check it. Gotta check it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arbitration. Did I tell you about. I mean. So we sell cars at auctions, right? Dealer auctions. We sold a hundred on Tuesday. Okay. And there's things that come up.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

After the sale.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where we have to fix them. That you know.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a BMW. A winner of the week was a big BMW at 750.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Made nice money on it. And they're going to arbitrate it.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which means turn it down. Sales no good. Not past post sale inspection.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

For low pressure fuel pump. There's a high pressure and a low pressure.

[J.D.]

There are two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two fuel systems in the low pressure fuel system is. Is reporting on the scanner. It's saying that it's not functioning. Non functioning. Right. And we called the BMW dealer and the cost of repair is 2300. So it's a no sale.

[Bobbo]

Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. What? Just amazing. You know what? After we investigated this, you know what fixed the low pressure fuel pump sensor modulator actuator?

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Gasoline. Really?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. A little gas. That's greatness.

[J.D.]

That's total greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about you unplug that scanner out of your butt and look at the damn gas gauge?

[Evan]

You gotta be kidding me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had one. I had another one. Navigation module actuators not responding. Yeah, it's turned down. What's happening in arbitration means the the nav unit in this Mercedes is screwed up.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cost repair 650. Anything over 500 is arbitratable. Under 500 is not. But the cost to repair for this, you know, flex capacitor was 650.

[J.D.]

Well, you got to DeLorean.

[John Clay Wolf]

After further investigation. Yeah, and calling the Mercedes dealership and giving them the VIN number washer. The car never did have navigation.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy.

[Evan]

That may be the reason.

[J.D.]

Yeah, that may be why it doesn't work.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the nav and the gas out. Oh my God. No fuel.

[J.D.]

The pumps is not working. It has no fuel.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's just part of the life and the laugh in the face of death world of retail cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wholesale cars. Wholesale cars.

[Evan]

GiveMeTheVin.com Bob Floyd.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were talking earlier about the Ebola meth crisis where the attractive young women were bringing their meth to the police officers to inspect their meth for Ebola. And that unfortunately got arrested when they got there for the sting operation.

[Bobbo]

Right, because local police departments across the state are putting these fake Facebook ads. You know, some methamphetamines have been found to contain, you know, traces of Ebola. If you'll bring us your methamphetamines, we'll test them for you to make sure they're safe. And you'd be amazed the people that.

[J.D.]

Are falling for sure they're meth heads. They're not brilliant scientists.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't heard a dope report out of Bob Floyd in a long time. Is Bob. I saw him walking around the in the deal. Can we get him in here?

[Evan]

Yeah, let's, let's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have your dope report, Sounders?

[Evan]

I've got it. Let's fire them up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like got the. It's got the typewriters in the background. Makes it all sound professional.

[Evan]

S. It is time for that dope report.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Alright kids, it's time for the dope report. And with early spring like conditions popping up last February and March, many a Backfield cannabis farmer faced a pleasant anomaly because anywhere south of that line from New Braunfels divider, well, germinated plants kept outdoors were a foot high by Mars first and started budding about a week ago. And that means a big early crop of fair to sticky, fairly potent but immature low grade grass by the bucket load available at 40 to 75 dollars on the half ounce. And with cooler low pressure fronts now crossing the area, that's going to put a damper on anything coming out for the next six to eight weeks, creating a ticking time bomb of demand that's good for the growers for now but bad for most periods of the second quarter. So the plan that pays best right now is to find those motivated sellers now at local marinas, nursery supply stores and fish and gun clubs. These guys are easy to spot. Obviously they'll be high on their own plentiful supply you and readily approachable. And since you'll be buying in quantity, you'll notice that $100 bills make them wither. Your typical hill country grower hasn't seen anything larger than a 20 since the cotton bolt. So clean up at $100 on the oz. Make use of that chest freezer we recommended in January and sit tight. And when the supply numbers tank, you can resell at Cha Ching$45 on the quarter ounce for an 80% markup that no one will scoff at come summertime. And with spring break coming gone right along with the last of their Christmas money from grandma, college students across the region have gone from spending big on party supplies to once again making their own. And that's creating a new surge in available quantities of synthetic ecstasy acid and fake opioids of every shape and color. And when your future leaders of tomorrow are flat busted broke, you'd be amazed at how you can stock up on some very exciting stuff as long as you buy in quantity. And remember, these items are nowhere near FDA approved. So don't let too much of any one chemical loose on the same crowd you dig, because your target clientele will be the typical blue collar 30 something high on the weekend type. Okay? And there's only so much alternate reality that ol Randy the Roofer can take before he loses his full time gig and you're out one previously enthusiastic buyer. Again, stash and store is the key and your Saturday nights are bound to get a lot more interesting in the bargain trip. Away you go getter you. So remember to buy big, sell bigger and keep your vitamin C intake high. You'll thank me later and that's our dope report for late spring. This is your uncle Bobbo. You keep token Bobbo.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is good. Did you realize we've made it two hours this morning and we've not brought up politics or Donald Trump? That's great.

[J.D.]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm excited.

[Evan]

Donald's appreciating that too.

[Bobbo]

After this week, I'm appreciating it. Boy, I get tired of it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, go to give me the vinvin.com. we'll buy your car if we don't beat CarMax. If we don't beat your written CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for. We won't send you check. We'll overnight your check for 100 bucks. I want to buy cars. That's what, that's what I do Monday through Friday. Hey, why don't you do a weekday radio show? Because we're busy buying cars. We're busy. We're in the. Well, I'm in the car business. Been doing it 22 years. I'm a wholesaler. We buy and sell 500 to thousand cars a month and that's what I do for a living, I guess on the weekend because this is fun and you guys like it and I like entertaining you. But the way we keep the wheel spinning is the car business. So it shows that it's real too.

[Evan]

This is really happening. Real.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too real. If you don't believe me, ask DJ point blank.

[Evan]

Yes. Or white bread as Uncle Roy likes to call them.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not for everybody. It's a fast paced game. And actually we're going to be hiring some more reps for givemetheven.com the guys, the buyers down in the buyer's office. If you've got retail experience, if you're good on the phones and you have a feel for what cars, the wholesale car market. Even if you don't. We've taken some guys that know nothing about it and taught them we've got a great system. But go to givemetheven.com and click email. JCW. I'm going to need to hire about six more people in the next 30 days. I'm going.

[J.D.]

I believe people to know the business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it helps everybody. Yeah, it helps. It definitely helps our, our best guy. What is, you know. Yes, it does help. Yeah, probably no more green peas.

[J.D.]

I was going to say you're going to get a lot of people going.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a car, right? Car one. If you've worked at a dealership and you're tired of the lies and the hustle and you want to do make decent money and do it straight and just do it all over the phone. Go to givemetheven.com and click email jcw and apply. We're going to hire a bunch of people in the next couple weeks. 800-800-Radio is the call in number. The podcast is on itunes. So John Clay Wolf show is on itunes. We're going to keep going for the next two hours in other markets. Hopefully we'll be adding a few more markets in Dallas here soon, sooner than later. That's all I got. Anybody else?

[Evan]

Bye, Dallas. We'll see you next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll see you next week, Dallas, Houston, Louisiana. Hang tight. We're going to be right back.

[J.D.]

See you, baby.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a caller in the cube.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's got an expensive car.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if I leave him there, he won't last because these rich people won't hold. I understand. So they, they need service now. Damn it. Bob, are you there?

[Caller]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning. How are you guys doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. We are here for you.

[Caller]

Awesome. Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you have? I see you got a 12911 Porsche.

[Caller]

That is it. How many miles right at 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it under 20,000?

[Caller]

No, sir, it's just a little over 20,300.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it has the two has turned on the odometer.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's like in, in Highline cars especially, it's like, you know, you won't date a woman over 30 or over 40. Has she turned 40 yet? No. Okay, so this is a little bit different category. All right, so how nice is this car? Is it a C4S? Is it a C4? Is it a wide turbo? What do you got?

[Caller]

I, I bought it used, but, but it's, it's perfect. It's a black edition and it has a 19 inch wheels, automatic transmission. I mean it's, it, it's so. It's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's PDK transmission, Duke and Klom or Globbin, something like that. But it's called PDK for short. Okay. It's the black edition that I know this car. Does it have any paint work? Has it been in any accidents?

[Caller]

No, no. I bought it used but I had it checked out and it is, it is brand new. Not a ding on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I owned a car just like this a year ago, Hell, six months ago. And I sold it to Lamborghini in Dallas. Where did you buy it?

[Caller]

I bought it from a dealership in Dallas, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it Lamborghini of Dallas?

[Caller]

It might have been.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know who you bought it.

[Caller]

From, but that sounds about right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't want to talk. Then there's a chance that if. How many miles were on this car when you bought it? Was it 13, right? At 13, this is the same car. Then I own this car here, okay? I know this car.

[Caller]

Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

I promise. I mean, you can't make this stuff up. Okay, let me look at something. Why do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

I'm looking at another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

A newer one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you had any offers yet?

[Caller]

A few.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, 50 grand by the car because that's what it's worth.

[Caller]

I was kind of hoping to get around 51 for it.

[Bobbo]

Of course you were.

[Caller]

I've had offers already of. In the high 49s on this. Just trying to hit a certain mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? I think we've hit the mark. I think we've climaxed. And I think that. I think my number is exactly dead on. I. I would give the 51. I'm a short margin guy. I make 500 bucks a car, 300 bucks a car. On this one, I hope I make a thousand. I don't think you're wrong on the 51. I think I can get 51 for it. But when I haul it up from Houston to Dallas, that's 200 bucks. And then I've got a jack with $50,000 car and take the risk. And, you know, I want to make 5, 700 bucks. So on this one. So I'll write you. I'll write you a check for 50 grand and I'll cash it out. If you've already had offers in the 49s or 48s, upper 40s, I mean, you know, what else can I do? You call in a radio station and get a 50 grand offer.

[Caller]

Is that I understand. And I'm just trying to get all I can get for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a. I'm a 50 grand buyer. You're a 50 grand seller.

[Caller]

How do I do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com. load it up. Say, Wolf hit my car at 50 grand on the air. Said he used to own it. Actually put in the notes to double check the VIN to see if it's the same car. I know it is. There's not that many of These out there.

[Caller]

It sounds like it probably is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And say, I'll sell it for 50 grand if. And he offered me 50. So what's next? And they'll send you an email. Congratulations for selling us your car. Here's what we need. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Picture of your driver's license. Picture the front and back of the title. If you don't have the title, we need your payoff information so we can pay off your lender and get.

[Caller]

I can get that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we'll just knock it right down. And we'll have a Robert there. Well, he doesn't want to work on Mondays, so we'll have him there on Tuesdays to pick up your car. And he'll have a check in his pocket.

[Caller]

That sounds pretty good to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thanks.

[Caller]

So let's go to. Give me the VIN.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN.com.Give me the VIN.com.

[Caller]

Take a few pictures over and it's that easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll have it lined up and get you paid on Tuesday.

[Caller]

All right. Well, guys, I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[J.D.]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio.

[Evan]

Pay him.

[Bobbo]

Pay that man his money.

[Evan]

A lot of money, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're paying them well, yeah, it is, but I mean, it's worth a lot of money. It's a 12 Porsche. I've had a lot of Highline cars. The so. So the G Wagon, the G63, we bought for 115 grand. Sent it to Pennsylvania. I partnered it with my buddy up there, and then he hand sold it to a guy in Miami.

[J.D.]

So this car all over the country?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, how many miles has this car traveled on a damn trailer?

[J.D.]

It was on a trailer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's got as many miles on it as Susie Snapper.

[J.D.]

Nobody has that many miles, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Bentley. Turley, did you see the Bentley?

[Evan]

Yeah, that thing was nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gave 125 grand for it, and it made a little bit of money, but not a lot. You would think that when we're handling heavies, that stuff that big, that, you know, make $10,000 now, I mean, we made three grand. That's cool. But we invested 125,000.

[J.D.]

Proportionally, that's a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plus shipping. I mean, probably cleared two dimes on a buck and a quarter. Would you spend a buck and a quarter to make two grand?

[J.D.]

Do you put a. Do you put those real high end cars on a different trailer than you do, say, a $10,000 Chevy?

[John Clay Wolf]

We should, we should, we should, but we don't.

[Evan]

They have those covered wagons, really high end.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it would cost two grand to move it with that.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Especially movers or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

96 ram with 87. I mean 06 ram. Anthony, is does. Is it a quad Cab Hemi with 20 inch wheels?

[Caller]

20S? I'm not sure about 20s, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I'm a carpenter, not a mechanic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, does it have the big pretty wheels or does it have the smaller wheels that are. Okay?

[Caller]

Well, it has the. I guess the small ones. But it's high off the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel?

[Caller]

Not high off the ground. No sir. It's a big horn edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But it sits high. 5.7.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

I guess. You know what, that though, that's a Hemi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

It's cloth, but I have leather seats on it. As far as covers, on a scale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Caller]

Eight. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a nice try what color it is.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It's gray. Right now it's all blacked out.

[John Clay Wolf]

What matters is does it have a clean carfax? Does that matters where I can sell it?

[Caller]

And I've never tried to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna bet it as a clean Carfax straight rig. Eight on a scale of 110. 87, 000 mile Hemi Lone Star. 068. 500 to nine grand.

[Caller]

Oh, God. Okay. All right. And hey, to be straight between me and you. I love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, thank you.

[Caller]

I absolutely love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you love about it?

[Caller]

Well, you talk about my favorite subject all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that.

[Caller]

Smoke, man?

[Bobbo]

There it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo's dope reports are pretty damn funny. Where do you live? Where you be staying? Anthony?

[Caller]

Lafayette.

[Bobbo]

Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was down there Thursday.

[Bobbo]

What was that line? I'm not a carpenter. I'm a. What is that? I'm a carpenter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a mechanic. Not a mechanic.

[Bobbo]

Okay. That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like.

[Bobbo]

Jesus, it sounds like Bowens McCoy. Dammit, Jim, I'm a dancer, not a puppeteer.

[Caller]

So I might even pass for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I hate about Lafayette, Louisiana is the streets in the way, the traffic. I mean, it's like the street. It's like the planning and zoning is still in 1940, man.

[Caller]

There's just main roads around if you know to follow them or just cut into town when you need.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know my way. I don't know the Indian trails through there. That's why I get all screwed up. You get down in the old part of town, you can't move around. I mean, it's just light, light, light, light, but it.

[Caller]

It's a beautiful town.

[John Clay Wolf]

I go there too often. Do you want to trade this in or do you want to do. Are you going to trade it off on something?

[Caller]

No, sir. The price you gave me, I can't get rid of it for this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I appreciate your phone call.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I thank you very much. You all have a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

See 800-800-7234. Which transcribes to 800. 800 radio top 10.

[J.D.]

Let me go get Casey. Hang on.

[Caller]

Smoke, man.

[Bobbo]

Smoking. Get your butt in here.

[J.D.]

Good morning, John. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[J.D.]

Hey, did you hear about Tesla?

[Bobbo]

Did you bring my underwear back?

[J.D.]

They are selling a Model 3. I'll get it for you later. That's right. Hey, the new Tesla Model 3 is coming out. And guess what? They've had 200,000 people line up to get this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

This car is not that cool. No, it looks like a Mazda 6.

[J.D.]

Yes, it kind of does. And it only goes after a full charge. It'll take you 215 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is this national news? And why is it more relevant than the Chevy Volta? Because it's a Tesla.

[J.D.]

Because it's a Tesla.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Elon Musk made it.

[J.D.]

Yes. And the total price of this thing starts at $35,000. So it's lower than the other ones. Still a great deal.

[Evan]

Same price as a Volt, basically.

[J.D.]

So the top 10 list is top 10 better ways to spend $35,000 than a Tesla electric car.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is. This is Elon Musk's Volkswagen Bug.

[J.D.]

Basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is his model.

[J.D.]

They're actually saying it's the apple of the automotive industry. That's what they're trying to spin it off. Okay, so what's the sexy mass marketing consumer price? The top 10. Hey, 31 top 10 ways better ways to spend $35,000 than a Tesla electric car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can. I can name off five off the top of my head. Go ahead.

[J.D.]

Number ten, any car with a real motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Number nine, five top of the line EasyGo golf carts. Number eight, a thousand bottles of Grey Goose vodka. Number seven, a private jet flight to Colorado to just buy dope. Number six, one night in Bangkok. There's a 1980s reference. Hey, Casey loves those top 10 better ways to spend $35,000 than a Tesla electric car. Number five, a DeLorean. Go back in time and get your money back. Number four, any Cumulus radio station after the fire sale that's coming inside. Joke. Number three, sex in the champagne. Room number two, a $35,000 donation to the Kanye West GoFundMe account. And the number one west better way to spend $35,000. How about 70,000 Jack in the box tacos?

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[J.D.]

The top 10 ways better to spend that 35G than a Tesla electric car. What are you thinking, huh?

[Evan]

Thanks, Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg, good morning.

[J.D.]

Keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg, you've got a 14 Wrangler with 19. Good, good, good. Is this a hard top or a soft top?

[Caller]

It's a hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. So it's a four door. Is it a Sport or a Rubicon or a what?

[Caller]

No, no, it's a two door. It's a, it's a sport. It's essentially, it's a Sahara, but I just don't have the navigation screen. But I've got electric doors and windows and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Sahara package? But you said it's. I mean, how was it born a sport?

[Caller]

It's a sport. It's everything. It's everything you can get until it becomes a sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I mean before it becomes a Sahara, before it jumps up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an automatic or a stick? Automatic.

[Evan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a two door sport automatic with all the goodies. What color?

[Caller]

Yep, black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything, Anything aftermarket?

[Caller]

No, no, everything is still factory. I haven't done anything to it. I'm first owner is my first brand new car.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

I'm just looking to see these two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doors that are expensive because yours is expensive because it's so new. They're hard. They don't have the retail resale value. You get your money back plus some with the four door versus you're gonna take a bigger hit than you would have if you bought a two door. So I'm trying to. A four door is what I'm trying to say. The, the, the, the market's hot on the four doors. If you want to buy a two door Jeep, next time buy a used one that's, you know, a 10 or an 11 and you won't take as big of a haircut. That's just some advice.

[Caller]

I think that was my first, first brand new car ever. I wanted to, I wanted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? Houston. All right.

[Evan]

Hosted.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see here you're your, your area code.

[Caller]

Oh, no, I got San Antonio. Yeah, I got San Antonio area code. That's old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average MMR on this car is 22, $600.

[Bobbo]

Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm, I'm sure that, that doesn't make you happy wholesale money. On it's 23. 23 and a half. If the way you're describing it. That's top.

[Caller]

Not bad. I, I did. I did have one wreck on it though. And it was. It was done. It was redone at the dealership where I bought it. And, you know, put to look at the VIN number.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need you to go to givemetheven.com and load it so we can read that accident history because that could affect it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

People are hard, man, when they go to buy them.

[Caller]

I had a real. It was a weird wreck. I somehow sheared off the steering column. Inch and a half steel. Somehow sheared it right in half.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you hit?

[Caller]

A big boulder. Rock climbing with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this thing's not lifted with wheels or tires. Mean it stopped all right.

[Caller]

Well, yeah, stock. I. I'm kind of crazy. Yeah, I was trying out. I was trying to get. I was trying to get over. There was a. There was a random. Random boulder over a dune. I was trying to get to back into Baffin Bay. Go kayak fishing with the kayak on top.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a real sportsman.

[Caller]

Yeah, it was a very. It was a very expensive, very expensive tow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Did you claim it on your insurance?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need. It'll be a 50. 50 if it's showing up on the carfax since it was off the highway. You didn't call the cops though, did you?

[Caller]

No, there was no cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

It may have made it off the carfax. And that. That means that we can hold where we're talking. If it hit the carfax, we're going to be lighter. I just got to read it. Go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number in a couple pictures and we'll get right on it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf and I buy cars on the air this Saturday morning at 10:25.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo]

What it be like?

[J.D.]

Brought to you by dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, we're gonna add some. I believe it's next Saturday. A few more markets to the. To our little ditty.

[Bobbo]

I heard that's great news.

[John Clay Wolf]

And one of them is 10, 4, 7, bear. The bear. The bear. And baba. Was the morning guy there.

[J.D.]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. This is a homecoming for him. But it's bittersweet because his exit was not well prolific.

[Bobbo]

It's cool with me. It was it was the. The most horrible time that you could get kicked out of the business, I'll tell you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, I just, you know. Now, listen, I started working for this company when it was privately owned. No names. When I was 21. Okay, okay. For the country station. Their flagship station is a country station, Wichita Falls. And I worked there from 91 to 94. 95. In 95, when it became legal to own more than one outlet in the market, that private owner bought two more stations in town. He started up one and he bought another one. So I was a do for that station. That station became a classic rock station. And it took.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a classic rock voice.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I helped build that station.

[John Clay Wolf]

I built the station, is the man's statement. It would not be there without he.

[Bobbo]

I did afternoons on the. On the station, and we had a guy named Mad Joe Martin, who's just a famous outstanding rock and roll disc jockey from that area, did mornings. Okay, so Matt decides he's gonna retire, right? Like 96 or 97, something like that. Bobbo, we want you to do mornings. Okay, fine. So I did mornings. Had some phenomenal books.

[John Clay Wolf]

Books or ratings.

[Bobbo]

Afternoons and mornings.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So they decided, after we moved, they moved all the stations into one building together. They decided to give me a sidekick. And I've been begging for a sidekick for the morning show, Susie, ever since I've been doing it. And they give me this guy that just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Bobbo]

I didn't. I couldn't jive with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man. Y' all didn't have the chemistry.

[Bobbo]

Never liked the guy. Well, he came from sales.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Wow.

[Bobbo]

So they gave me this salesman that's just time to be programmer. He's dying to be a programmer, you know, and nothing against the guy, you know, I mean, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he go to radio school and all?

[Bobbo]

No, I don't believe so. I do not believe so. So they put him on my show, and that's fine. And I'm trying to teach this guy how to, you know, because always it's. It's impossible to have a bad sidekick. I thought at the time, because you got somebody to bounce off of, you know, and they. Any response, they give you, and you. You know, it's organic, right, J.D.

[J.D.]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

It kind of flows.

[J.D.]

It just does.

[Bobbo]

I mean, it's very hard to have a bad sidekick. Man, this guy was a terrible sidekick. I remember. I remember one exchange in particular, specifically that morning I came in and one of our show prep deals said, the who has announced they're Going to tour. And this is when Entwistle was still alive. So, you know. Yeah. You're like, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The who.

[Bobbo]

Hey, the. Hey. So, hey, Tim. The who's gonna.

[J.D.]

Hey, Tim.

[Bobbo]

Got a tour again. It's just. Just came out. They just announced they're doing like a us tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you tell your sidekick.

[J.D.]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, hey, sidekick. The who's coming to town. They're coming back on a us.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. His response, And I've never seen the who and I think that's cool because maybe now I finally get a chance to see him. Like, you know, was that radical or what? He says nothing. So I said, well, I mean, because, like, you like the who, right? His exact response. They're all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, was that a joke off of the song and that's all. Wow.

[Bobbo]

No, it wasn't. This guy had.

[John Clay Wolf]

The kids are all right.

[Bobbo]

This guy had no jokes. They're okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lovely.

[Bobbo]

That's all love. And, you know, you. And you've been there yourself, man, right? I mean, sometimes, you know. Yeah. Response at all. So I start. That was the day. That was about our. Probably our fifth day on the air together.

[J.D.]

Was that on the air? No response. Oh, my God, dude.

[Bobbo]

Who's gonna tour, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

So replay the moment. You and he. And do he also.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Say, hey, Tim. Big news. The who have announced that they're gonna come back and tour again. You remember, you know, Roger Daltrey said he might. He may. May not be in for another tour. Well, they're doing it. They announced a 20 city tour of the United States this summer coming up. Who finally got a tour again. I've always wanted to see him. Is that cool or what? Don't you like the who? Yeah, they're okay. They're okay. Listen, man. You're good energy, babe.

[J.D.]

Good morning, 721.

[Bobbo]

You seem. You seem wound a little loose this morning. Is it something. Something to do with your pants?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Evan]

Is that what you said to him?

[Bobbo]

What are those Dockers? Do you wear those when you're selling?

[J.D.]

Oh, my God. Very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Face, brother.

[Evan]

What did he say to that?

[J.D.]

Oh, I would not want to go with Bobbo face to face.

[Bobbo]

Me and. These aren't Dockers. They are. Those are Levi's. Dockers, I think. Let me see your cuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. See the way they go with those. Those Hush Puppies shoes? That's a Docker, man.

[J.D.]

Oh, that's great.

[Bobbo]

You know, not really knocking him down, but to give him an idea that I can. I'm sitting right here. The mic's open, you know, and you will. You are gonna play with me.

[J.D.]

See, Bubba's the kind of guy, he gets. He gets slit you in so many different ways, you wouldn't even know until you're driving home bleeding.

[Bobbo]

But I'm just old school.

[J.D.]

There you are.

[Bobbo]

Like, the mic is on. This is mornings. We got good books.

[J.D.]

Let's go.

[Bobbo]

I just got. And my son had just been born in June. Okay. I've got a new old lady and her two daughters and my son. You know, I mean, let's make some money. Let's do a show. Tim, help me out. Help a brother out.

[J.D.]

Help me out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So then what?

[Bobbo]

Well, the guys. So this goes. This goes on for a while. And everybody. The program director, our general manager says, well, it's obviously. Y' all hate each other. I think it's magic. Just hang in there, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Bobbo]

Get to where you can do it. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you give him more grief on the air?

[Bobbo]

Occasionally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, for example. But that's what I'm enjoying the.

[Bobbo]

Not just because I'm not trying to hate the guy, but the guy's doing everything he can to make the show sound bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, what now?

[Bobbo]

I start getting emails. Hate emails, you know, from a guy with a flower shop in Lawton, Oklahoma. And they say. And they say stuff. Now, back in the day, we didn't have our email machine. You know, our computer terminals were not in the control room.

[J.D.]

Right, right, right.

[Bobbo]

They were in a room around the corner where you couldn't see from the.

[J.D.]

Control room, the DJ prep room.

[Bobbo]

So we do a set, and then the song set comes on. He goes and does whatever he had because he's still selling ads. You know, he's in the sales room going around, so I know you got business to. He comes back. So then he sits there during the next song set, and I go and check the emails. About 8:45 in the morning, well, I get an email from a guy who's a flower shop owner from Lawton. I'm holding up my quoty fingers here. And he says, why don't you let Tim talk more often? I think he's really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[J.D.]

Great.

[Bobbo]

Well, later, our engineer, Jeff Chancey, says, those emails are coming from inside the building.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful.

[J.D.]

Beautiful.

[Bobbo]

Those emails are coming from his email server to your email server. Right here on this same terminal that you're reading them on is where they originate. So he's sending me hate mail. And that's not the only. He had like five or six Personas he's sending me hate mail, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he'd use some of that energy on air, he might be okay, right?

[Bobbo]

And I'm trying to do a morning show. So I'm like, dude, the thing that he hated was he'd say something quirky off the wall, trying to be all flat and unemotional. I'd say, dude, we gotta get you a woman. We gotta get you on. He hated that. And I don't know why, because that's kind of like a buddy, buddy, you know, hey, kid, nobody's gonna bother you while I'm around, kid kind of a thing to me, I think, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember any more gigs that you did him on air? That's what's funny.

[Bobbo]

Well, no, you know, we did a lot of stuff. There was a. There was a time he had a little girlfriend he seen. So I said, dude, let's call her. Let's call her up. We did like a jokey spot. I don't remember what about, but he said, well, my girlfriend said that she didn't like that spot very much. And like, it wasn't funny, it was too dirty. I said, well, dude, there's nothing we're doing that's dirty. Because Jim Marks, the general manager, he's not gonna let it go, right? It's not too dirty. He goes, well, she said it's too dirty, and she doesn't like when we do stuff like that. And I said, you know what? Let's call her. He goes, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean, no?

[Bobbo]

I mean, I know her.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is on the air.

[Bobbo]

She's come out to gigs before with us. I mean, I know her. Why can't we call her? I don't want to.

[Evan]

Oh, God. I tune in just to hear the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, man, it sounds like a Republican debate.

[Bobbo]

Come on, man, tell me your number. No, I'm not going to tell your number. Just get off it, man. Just get off it.

[J.D.]

Is he getting paid to.

[Bobbo]

You made that up, dude. She didn't say that at all, did she?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you bust him?

[Bobbo]

Yes, she did. Okay, let's call her.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Did you bust him on the emails on air?

[Bobbo]

So we go up. No, no, I didn't know that until later. And when I told Lindy Par about the emails, he goes, man, you paranoid. And I don't think anybody was in on it, but it definitely happened because people later in that same company said, oh, yeah, he's done that to us too.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Patrick, good morning.

[Bobbo]

Get off the air. And he says, last thing we get off the Air. And he says, he says if you call my girlfriend, then I'm off the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's a good way to go.

[Bobbo]

He's threatening to leave. I said, dude, don't threaten to leave. Just leave. Nobody wants you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he still in radio or who knows?

[Bobbo]

Nah, he's. He's up Colorado somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Patrick. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, what's going on, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much.

[Caller]

What you got a. It's actually my father in law's, but it's a 1500 GMC Sierra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew cab. Extended cab, Regular cab.

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Two wheel drive or four. Two, two wd. Do you know which engine it has?

[Caller]

Not exactly. I know it's a V8 average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's a clean truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the buckets where the console is between them or is it a bench where the console flips down in the front seat?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a bench.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. With a flip down console, it's seven grand, maybe 7,500 actually with if it's got a clean Carfax, an 06 old body style with 98,000 miles.

[Caller]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it work?

[Caller]

Well, yeah. He was trying to tell me it wasn't worth 3,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, so y' all want to sell it to me?

[Caller]

I don't know. I'm gonna talk to him about it. I was really just curious to what it was worth because I was taught I was if, if he could sell it for that Marsha, I think that'd make him happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then go to givemetheven.com. give me the vi n dot com, load the VIN, push the picks, say Wolf said seven grand on the air. Here's the truck. Please confirm.

[Caller]

All right, cool. Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Beaumont.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beaumont.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Sounds like a win. Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800800 radio. How many times a day do I give that damn number?

[Evan]

Okay, you don't usually give. You just talk about give me the vin. You don't give the number out, do you? During the weekday?

[John Clay Wolf]

I listened to the podcast the other day when I was driving and I give that number out a lot. No, not during the weekday.

[Evan]

Okay. I was gonna say what you're saying on the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the show sound like a recording quite a bit. You know, you have to just.

[Evan]

New people are tuning in and out constantly. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a good point. You got a good point.

[Evan]

Reset.

[John Clay Wolf]

I missed that Lamborghini Aventador, $335,000 car.

[Evan]

Oh, you were bidding on one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the guy wanted 350 for it and then in, in the, the dealership, the Mercedes store that was trading for it said you're right, you're the, you're our high guy at 335. And then he wholesaled it to another wholesaler, that's his buddy for 350. But he sold him four more cars, high lines to make up the 15 grand difference. Jeez, God, that makes me mad. When I set a car in, set the market and especially something that expensive and I don't get it. I was looking forward to driving it. Would you have drove it a little bit.

[Evan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean the fun of what.

[J.D.]

You do is you get to drive cool cars some every once in a while or bugs or RVs or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, do we have a review this week?

[Evan]

Not this week, no. We're dry this week. We'll be back up next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I talked to your guy.

[Evan]

Oh yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he tell you?

[Evan]

Yes, he said we'll work something out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just said make Connie the driver and sign it.

[Evan]

Well, that's what I, that's. But the, the review on the air would have to be her then.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no. That's not what we talked about at all. Okay.

[Evan]

Well no, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if.

[Evan]

Normally whoever's driving the car is what they're wanting the review.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just explained to them. So they bring us these cars, General Motors for. They bring us these cars and they want me here at 11 o' clock on Monday to receive the car and sign for it.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't be here.

[J.D.]

No. Busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't do it.

[Evan]

Not all, not all of them do, but this particular day. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like just put. He said, well, the, the person that's assigned to must sign for us and then assign it to my office manager.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I never thought of that.

[Evan]

Well, that's what I said originally to him.

[J.D.]

And they want her to do the.

[Evan]

Review because then he asked you better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get on quick because we're fixed to add a bunch more affiliates and this deal's getting ready to go from free to for charge.

[J.D.]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm serious.

[J.D.]

Of course you buy and totally get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're sitting here pimping your stuff on the air and I can't say anything bad about it because.

[J.D.]

Free commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, free commercials. And I need to get paid. Yeah. How about that? Who's going to sign for that?

[J.D.]

There we go. You sign for this, I'll sign the check.

[Evan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio j. Or.

[Evan]

Well, you got a minute? Listen that.

[J.D.]

Okay, I'll give you a real quick headlines. Do you want to hear about a Ford recall or Rosie o' Donnell being done with marriage?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rosie, gay marriage or straight marriage?

[J.D.]

She's done with gay marriage.

[Bobbo]

She's gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Former View host is uncharacteristically mom after her big divorce deal, and now she's saying she's done with marriage. My client is her attorney. My client is totally thrilled that this long odyssey is finally over. She says I will never, under any circumstances get married again. Write that down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rosie o' Donnell is a big fat pig. Who am I, Donald Trump? I'm surprised that hasn't come up yet.

[J.D.]

Oh, it'll come up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, we need. How many more months do we have? 6. November. Yeah. So 7.

[J.D.]

Now for him to sabotage himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

What day is the vote?

[Bobbo]

November 2nd.

[Evan]

Well, you're talking about for the presidential. Yeah, November, like second.

[John Clay Wolf]

So first November. Okay, we'll be right back. Uno momento. Baba, will you bring us out like a big Mexican dj?

[Bobbo]

Don't go anywhere. And don't touch that dial. I just licked it. We'll have more of the John Clay Wolf show right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. Now?

[Radio Announcer]

Back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1800. 800 radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're getting dope report requests for your freshy springtime weed crop.

[Caller]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? We'll do it again about 11, 15 or so.

[Evan]

Houston hadn't heard the S found in cars, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, well, let's do that.

[Evan]

We do need to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did you say Wynwood is coming somewhere, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Yes, and I'm looking forward to it. Stevie Winwood is opening for Steely Dan.

[John Clay Wolf]

When?

[Bobbo]

This year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Summer.

[Bobbo]

They'll be in Dallas June 22nd.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Houston? Do you know?

[Bobbo]

I don't think they're playing Houston this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston's a pretty big city.

[Bobbo]

Like last.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas is like 5.6 million and Houston's like 5.4 million. If they're coming all this way, they're gonna go get the money in Houston too. It's a pretty much a two for Tuesday. I mean, they. They hit them both.

[Bobbo]

Steely Dan tour day is brought to you by steelydan.com I'm looking it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Because they don't always do that. A couple of summers ago, they didn't play Dallas at all, but they played Houston, Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time.

[Bobbo]

From Burbank studio, It's time for the they Left behind where we discover and investigate the stuff left behind in all the cars bought this week by way the. The staff of the Real Deal. And now here's your host, a real expert in leaving behind, John Clay Wolf. Yeah, daddy.

[Evan]

So on your Facebook page, John John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clay Wolf show, I saw there's some.

[Evan]

Guesses too on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, I need to look.

[Evan]

Yes, this week a gospel CD was found.

[J.D.]

Gospel? What kind of gospel?

[Evan]

The Arkansas Gospel Mass Choir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the good one.

[J.D.]

Good gospel.

[Bobbo]

Arkansas's got their own gospel.

[Evan]

I mean, look at. And look at the cd. I think everybody in Arkansas is on this cd.

[J.D.]

So many punch lines, so little time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my gosh.

[J.D.]

Is this it?

[Evan]

This is them singing.

[J.D.]

Oh, let me hear. They're not bad.

[Bobbo]

That's the stuff. Now, who listens? Who sits in their car and drives around listening to that?

[Evan]

Well, what type of car do you think you'd be driving in, too? That's the question.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a car that we bought. They left the CD in it. It's our job to guess which car it is.

[Bobbo]

It's multiple choice.

[Evan]

Yes, it is.

[J.D.]

It's a Chrysler. Sorry. God, it was so bad.

[Bobbo]

This is terrible, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Evan]

So was it in a 06 Lincoln Town?

[J.D.]

I'm in time.

[Evan]

Yes, you need to be. 06 Lincoln Town Car, an 08 Pontiac Grand Prix 2004 Honda Civic, or a 2008 Cadillac Escalade? Oh, bumping this right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the esque. How many miles, the Escalade?

[Evan]

122.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's. No, I'm gonna say.

[J.D.]

I'm gonna go with the Escalade.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm down to Town car or Grand Prix. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

If it was a broham, I'd say the Cadillac man, but not an Escalade because that's a preacher's car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, Bob, did you have some commentary on this?

[Evan]

Well, first, what's everybody's guesses here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Grand Prix.

[Evan]

Grand Prix.

[J.D.]

Escalade.

[Bobbo]

That's like Town car, man. Well, Bobo, 06 town car, you are correct.

[Evan]

Found in the Lincoln Town Car.

[Bobbo]

I'm so good at this, man.

[J.D.]

You are.

[Evan]

I wonder if that guy's looking for that CD right now, too.

[Bobbo]

Somewhere.

[J.D.]

He lost it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we bought it from a listener.

[J.D.]

There's that stuff.

[Evan]

Yeah, he is probably listening right now.

[Bobbo]

Brothers and sisters.

[J.D.]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

I want to say a word to you this morning.

[J.D.]

Nope.

[Bobbo]

Brothers and sisters. Yeah, I want to say a word to you this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say it, brother.

[Bobbo]

Same Reverend, when I was down at Mr. Mike's to trade my beloved 2006 Lincoln Town Car in for a brand new ride.

[J.D.]

Brand new ride.

[Bobbo]

09 Lincoln Town Car.

[J.D.]

God wants you to have it.

[Bobbo]

I told that boy at the dealership, make sure he bring my CDs.

[J.D.]

Gave him the gospel.

[Bobbo]

Lord have mercy. He did not. I got in my 09 on the way to church this morning. To the house of the Lord. My beloved Arkansas gospel CD was not in my deck.

[J.D.]

Oh, the devil took it.

[Bobbo]

My dicks was missing.

[J.D.]

No, you what?

[Bobbo]

My Arkansas gospel CD dicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Music from Bobby Blue Travis. Not to be confused with Bobby Blue Blair and his cousin, no, Lower Mary Joyce Brown.

[J.D.]

It was missing.

[Bobbo]

And the Brown Water Singers.

[J.D.]

Your dicks was missing.

[Bobbo]

Sister Rose and the Cornelius brothers, they in there. And William Jefferson Washington Cleveland, too.

[Evan]

Evan.

[Bobbo]

And I want to say to those boys, preach it, Reverend.

[Caller]

Preach it.

[Bobbo]

Those boys at that car dealership, when you come in Monday morning and you find your CDs been found in the trade ins.

[J.D.]

Oh, you see the light.

[Bobbo]

I want the good Lord God to watch over the CDs and keep in your mind. Don't be lost when the time comes. Don't be lost when the time comes.

[J.D.]

These are the lost sheep.

[Bobbo]

For the day of the Lord cometh. Has a thief in the night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, amen.

[J.D.]

Not like the thief. Not like the thief.

[Bobbo]

Lord. Lord.

[J.D.]

Oh, no, Reverend.

[Bobbo]

Lord.

[J.D.]

Lord, not that Reverend.

[Bobbo]

Help me, Lord.

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Watch over my lost dicks, Lord.

[J.D.]

Keep the demons away.

[Bobbo]

My gospel dicks.

[J.D.]

Keep the angels on.

[Bobbo]

Full of fine gospel music.

[J.D.]

Amen with that wings.

[Bobbo]

That was my favorite Compact Dicks in the world.

[J.D.]

Wings of Heaven, Lord.

[Bobbo]

Lord, I love that compact dick. It was so wonderful.

[J.D.]

You will have it returned on the third day.

[Bobbo]

Sister Mary Jean, sing us a song.

[J.D.]

It will rise again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's awesome, Bob.

[J.D.]

He's an inspiration.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you get that?

[J.D.]

From his channels.

[Bobbo]

Can I say something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been to black church?

[Bobbo]

Don't you dare laugh at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

I think there's a little bit of black preacher in me.

[J.D.]

I'm not laughing. I believe it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't see how there could not be.

[J.D.]

I believe it.

[Evan]

I would love to see Bobbo church.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been to black church, Bob? Sure.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I did in Vernon, matter of fact, just once. Or like the rock House church. Okay, you remember. You know what I'm talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I was running for mayor, I went to see him one day.

[Bobbo]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Now, that's the. The Lord is alive in that house. Not a lot of churches I go to anymore. I feel anything at all, you know, get there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you working for us when I ran for mayor?

[Bobbo]

No, I was right after.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. God, that was something.

[Bobbo]

John gets in there, he goes, I have walked with the light.

[J.D.]

There we go.

[Bobbo]

I have talked with the light and I feel the glory. I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like a Donald Trump thing. It was a joke. It was a bit. It was to promote our radio show at the time up there. And. And then when you get some followers, well, hell, they want me.

[Bobbo]

They all knew you. They all knew you after that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

They want me.

[Bobbo]

John had a following like that surprised me when I first got involved with this show. I was like, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when we went, I knew it was just very similar to this Donald Trump thing. Yeah, now. Now that I'm thinking about it. So we have the big night at the auditorium, the civic center, and it's a debate, a mayoral debate. There were four of us or three of us. Three of us. And somebody had to do it. Lady stands up with question. I don't want my mayor to do things like you do on the radio. And I'm going to quote you on something you said recently on your radio show. And I was thinking, it's over.

[Bobbo]

What did I say? What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, it's over. It was so light, dude. It was so soft. Served. She read.

[Caller]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was all nervous. She read from this piece of paper. She wrote down something about me talking about women as chicks.

[Evan]

Oh, that's light.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, oh, my God. That's all you're bringing?

[J.D.]

That's the pistol you're packing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, Lord, what I'm gonna do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chicks, that's all you got, huh? Wow. You don't listen. You're not a longtime listener.

[Bobbo]

My current employer said something like that, too. One day when I.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just started.

[Bobbo]

She said, well, you said something about me and my old lady and we didn't like the sound of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carrie with the two cars. We're fixing to go to break, but I'm going to take your call during the break off air, and we'll talk about this Benz 550 and this 06 Nissan 350. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars right here, right now. It is 1059 on this radio dial. We will be back for the next hour of our Saturday morning diddy. Uno momento. 440.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf. Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do we want to do with Bobo's voice box? We want to get it for him or will it create a stir?

[Evan]

No, I think it's.

[J.D.]

What are we talking about?

[Evan]

Great investment.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba wants some high dollar voice box where he could play with his voice and make different noises, like pitch changes.

[Evan]

It's not too bad. Price. Price isn't too bad. 250. 250. I guess you don't you think that's high?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wonder if he'll overdo like.

[J.D.]

What you're hearing here on this Peter Frampton deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do everything with it. Rabbit, mouse, whatever.

[Evan]

Girl voice. Yeah, Chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if anybody deserves it, it's Bob.

[J.D.]

Well, yeah, he could. Yeah, he can use it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has 10 tapes rolling in his head at all times.

[J.D.]

Isn't it the truth? You ever been with him in a car for like an hour? You hear all the characters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of have. Should we hit the Uncle Roy one more time since some people missed her? Wait a little while. What? How long it's been since you play that.

[Evan]

Like 30 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do that at the end. Towards the end. It was funny.

[Evan]

We still have a audio clip of the week.

[Caller]

What is that?

[J.D.]

You've been teasing that for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do that. All right. Hold on.

[Evan]

Let me pull up my big intro. Everybody drags out.

[John Clay Wolf]

We won't have to play the whole thing. Hang on. I'm going to wait a cup of coffee and go to the bathroom. Clip of the day. That sounds like me. It's not me. Is.

[J.D.]

No, you would remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time for T's a clip. Time for T's A.

[Evan]

And it just keeps going and going and going. All right, so this week's clip was actually found by our phone screener, Green Hair. Which her hair's not very green now because she's pregnant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

You can't do the green hair when you're pregnant.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's packing heat.

[Evan]

She alerted me to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

The best time. If you ever wanted to sleep with her, now's the time.

[J.D.]

No, she's. No, no.

[Evan]

It's not a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

You cannot knock her up.

[Evan]

I did know a program director that was. Had a fetish of pregnant women. You know the guy too.

[Bobbo]

She is fairly consequence free at this time.

[J.D.]

She's got a boyfriend. Leave her alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know?

[Evan]

I'm pretty sure she does. Yeah. She's taking her head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Boyfriend. Okay.

[Evan]

Anyways, this clip was on a GoFundMe site. Are you familiar with those?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Evan]

Okay, so this is an actual product they're looking to get funding for. It's a new beer. They're coming out. All right, Listen to this.

[Yoni Beer Narrator]

Imagine a woman of your dreams, your object of desire, her charm, her sensuality, her passion. Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice. Now free your fantasies and imagine that with a magic wand you can close it in one bottle of beauty, the golden drink brewed with her lure and grace and flavored with instincts, which source we have identified. We have discovered a process of transmission of her essence, of her femininity, her instincts, by isolation of lactic acid bacteria from her vagina. Our laboratory isolates and multiplies the bacteria in a safe way. We use the bacteria in the production of sour Alex Lambics, Flanders ales and sour stouts by using yoni bacteria in the process. The beers contain femininity and women's instincts. We have selected beautiful Czech model Alexandra Brentlova to be our source of the yoni. That is a kind of female whose pheromones will stay with you after the meeting for the following week long. We have bottled the beer in a golden black bottle which serves as an arc of her instincts. It presents her name with the date of the collection of her vaginal swab. Also, it has our logo, the Yoni, which is based on an original sculpture in a Vietnamese temple. Yoni means vagina in Sanskrit. The success of the enterprise depends on you.

[Evan]

So do you want to invest in the Yani beer? I know I do.

[Bobbo]

Yanni.

[Evan]

This is an actual product.

[J.D.]

I want to see them take that to Shark Tank.

[John Clay Wolf]

I googled Alexandra Van Journey.

[Evan]

She's hot. Yeah, she's really hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this is a real product. You don't think it's. You don't think it's a gig?

[Evan]

No, there's a whole website about it. I mean, I'll forward you the email.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please do.

[Bobbo]

Man, I'll bet those guys are mad. They're like, we should never have let Klaus do our little presentations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should I'd heard of it.

[Evan]

I. I couldn't believe. I mean, huh, at this rate, then you idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? No, it's so ridiculous. I mean, people are all into like, you know, if you think of the horse business and the cow business, what they pay for the right bloodstream? I asked the FedEx guy because our FedEx bill was $12,000 last month.

[J.D.]

Last month?

[Bobbo]

Your FedEx bill?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And we're down to like a 60% below the normal price pricing with our. With our volume. Well, you think we mail off checks for all these titles to the lenders, and then we give them a reply, FedEx to get the title back. We mail the purchase packets to the customers and give them a reply FedEx. I mean, it's just. Anyway, it was a lot.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked him, I said, who is your largest account? Like, who spends a ridiculous amount of money? He said, the largest account I have is a sperm deal for horses. What they spread during the high season. They spend $40,000 a month.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He also said, I forgot who it was, but some Amazon stuff is a couple million dollars.

[Bobbo]

No doubt.

[J.D.]

What an awful job.

[Bobbo]

Mail order is getting bigger and bigger, man.

[J.D.]

Again, collector of the horse sperm. That's what my dad does.

[Bobbo]

So you spent how much?

[John Clay Wolf]

12.

[Bobbo]

12,000. Over what period of time?

[J.D.]

A month?

[John Clay Wolf]

40 days. Wow. Yeah, that's what I thought.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, it's an expense, but you're making money on the purchase.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, obviously it's working, but my God, the expenses are going through the roof.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And some people that are counting my money on the side don't see the same. Seem to see that.

[J.D.]

No. You got the toll tag thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was 6,000.

[J.D.]

$6,000.

[Bobbo]

Don't you worry about it, John Clay Wolf, because you are doing business. That's part of the exception expense of doing business. Okay. If you hold up your middle finger and your pointy finger like this, those two things all come together down that nice little V. Looks like the shocker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or the show stopper.

[Bobbo]

That's where the profit is at. Let it come.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. what have you got in the news for us?

[J.D.]

Nothing that can top that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me grab. Let me grab these two cars real quick, and then we'll get to that. Nick, good morning.

[Evan]

You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Let me just do the Maxima on the air and then the other one, the. The Fusion just sent it to Give me the VIN 14 maxima. Is it. Which trim level is it?

[Caller]

It's the sv. It's got the premium package and the premium technology package on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why am I not finding Nissan? Here it is. Sv Premium package. Let me just do it like this. These damn Nissans are hard to do because the way they build them does not. I mean, they can build it 10 ways to Sunday, and it's hard to keep up with what the options are. All right, so, I mean, it's got.

[Caller]

Everything on it except for a spoiler. It's got paddle shifters. It's got the dual sunroof heated, cooled seats, Nav. You name it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's A sv. I'm going to use my little cheat sheet here. So it's got nav. Hang on. Damn it. Hang on. God almighty.

[J.D.]

Hang on. Damn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it.

[Evan]

Don't go anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we got nav.

[J.D.]

Damn you, Jim.

[John Clay Wolf]

Premium package. Includes panel moonroof, dual panel moonroof. Do you have that?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think? It's a SV Premium?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 19 inch wheels?

[Caller]

It's got the 18 inch alloys.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. No. Miles, right? Like 11,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller]

Gun. Metallic?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's decent color. So it's leather and all the good stuff. Does it have air conditioned seats?

[Caller]

Yes, air conditioned and heated seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

18 inch alloy wheel. Standard dual power seats. Leather. Standard moonroof, Standard power windows. Duh. Now we're adding for a dual panel moonroof and factory navigation and I'm coming up with 19 grand.

[Caller]

Wow. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what my system says. Let me look at MMR real quick. Hold on just a second. You sound disappointed. Are you disappointed?

[Caller]

Yeah. Me and my wife are trying to trade in both these today. And I've gotten as high as 23 as an offer. And I've seen like yalls website, y' all got one.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no y'. All. No, no, no. I'm on my fusion. I'm on my own. We used to. Okay. Yeah, we. We. I dropped them a year ago. I buy the cross myself now. I say them. You know who them is? They're fine. They're friends of mine. I talk to him every. I mean constantly. But after they sold out to that company, sold to another company and I helped broker the deal and I never got paid. I never got paid. So. So I'm mad.

[Caller]

Too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. SV. Actually, I screwed up. I built it as a 13, not a 14. So let me bump up. Hang on a second. Yeah, that's right. 23 is what it's saying now.

[Caller]

23.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Okay, let me ask you this. Do I get. Would I get a better deal at an offer if I'm doing a dual car trade? No new cars? No, no, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not at all.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a bit. What are you gonna buy?

[Caller]

I'm wanting to get a new Maxima and a new Murano for my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go see Chris Godwin at Robins Nissan in Humble, Texas.

[Caller]

I've been on the phone with that guy the last couple days and our numbers just aren't matching up. I live right by them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. What is he doing?

[Caller]

Well, you know, we don't want to go over five years and you know with our oldest heading to college next year, there's a couple unknowns. So, you know, we went in there saying, this is what we want. Can you get us there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

And of course, you know, they're trying, I'll give them that, but we're just not there yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's he at on this car? What did he hit it at?

[Caller]

22.

[John Clay Wolf]

22.

[Caller]

No, I, I'm sorry. 22 on the maximum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. My exact number is 22. 250 is what my system's saying. So we're seeing the same thing. I'm not a Nissan genius. I'm not going to claim to be because they're. I quit trying to memorize them because there's so many different variations. You may get him up a little bit because of the miles are so damn low. And I'm adding back for the miles, by the way. But the problem with Nissan's is Nissan gives their stuff away and they're overbuilding their cars and they're stuffing their dealers with them. So it screws up the re. It screws up the retail, it screws up the trade in. I mean, so how far are you away from getting a deal done? How many, how many dollars off are you with Godwin at Baker at Robins?

[Caller]

Well, you know, we don't want to spend, you know, more than about eleven hundred dollars a month, the two cars. Whether that's realistic or not, I don't know. But this all started when McDavid called me and said, hey, we're looking to restock our pre owned. We saw you have a 14. We'd like to reimburse you with a new Maxima at the same price you're paying now or less.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

I bit and I started making phone calls. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's real a bit. I love it. I'm a victim of marketing.

[Bobbo]

True.

[John Clay Wolf]

So on the two cars you're trying to buy with Robins, where's the payment landing?

[Caller]

Around 700amonth for each. So about 1400 for the two seal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are 300amonth away, Basically, yeah. And if you put another thousand in the trade in, that's only going to bring it down about 100 maybe. So you'd still be $200 away. Well, what in that. Now if they want to stretch the term out to get to your number. You don't want to stretch the term out is what you're saying.

[Caller]

As far as we don't want to go five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Is there any way what you're willing to do is impractical.

[Caller]

Possibly, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

You know, I'm realistic. The first thing was getting rid of the Maxima. If they wanted to work and get my wife the Murano, I would just drive her Fusion until I found a truck that I'm, you know, wanting. But I do like the new Maximus. So if they could do a dual car trade and everybody's happy, great. But I think that is a little unrealistic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Let's call him on his cell phone and let's put him on the spot. Let's see if he answers.

[Evan]

Oh, nice. This is live radio.

[Caller]

My wife is shaking her head no, don't do it.

[Evan]

And it's all good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what's up, buddy?

[Bobbo]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm on the air right now. We're live. And I've got one of your customers that called in.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's working a deal with you. And he's got nothing but good things to say about Chris Godwin and Robin's Nissan. There's the plug. But he needs to be at 1100amonth on a five year note on a two car deal, and y' all are coming in at 1300amonth. And I asked him if there's any way that. What? His expectation is unrealistic and he believes that it could be. But he's got a 14 Nissan maximum with 11,000 miles is hard loaded. Do you remember this deal?

[Caller]

Yep. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

He's like, I think it's Mr. Anderson, am I right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nick, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You can't hear him. Godwin. Sorry about that, Nick.

[Caller]

And Karen Anderson.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. So if I bumped the trade up a thousand, what would that do to the payment? Would it bring about 100?

[Caller]

It's probably gonna change it 20 to 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not. It's not enough, is it? We can't get there, Nick. We got to get you to go another year, man.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's what we're thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

The 72 months is the issue. 72 months, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we need to get to. Well, Nick, keep baking on it. God won't do everything he can to make it work. This is what I do know. I've known this guy for 10 years and he's been a big Nissan dealer in Dallas. He does stupid deals to make to get numbers. I can tell you he's not what we call high grossing you in the business. He's doing. He's getting it down to brass tacks. And Godwin, is it true that. That these. What the hell Is that the dog? As a dog.

[Caller]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Sorry. What color is his car, Nick? You told me. Is it gray?

[Caller]

It's the gunmetal.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right. Well, I think I do this before. Before you do a deal anywhere else, give God one a chance to beat it. Because I think that he will. And especially if you're his hometown dealer right around the corner, you know, you'll appreciate the service department help.

[Caller]

Awesome. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right, Chris. I'm doing all I can, man.

[Caller]

We appreciate it, Mr. Andrew. Thanks for giving us a chance. Give me a call if you want me to take a second look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said. He said okay. All right. See y' all later. There you go. We didn't really get much done there, but we tried, so.

[Bobbo]

Don't you ever try to just wander in here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is that?

[Evan]

It's obviously a dog barking, but, you know.

[J.D.]

Sorry about my dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we out of time?

[J.D.]

Do not.

[Evan]

We got five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why am I holding this.45 revolver in my hand?

[Evan]

This is not so good.

[Bobbo]

It is a.357 Magnum. It's what you want, man.45 is just too big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, geez. I've got it open.

[J.D.]

My dog will not bark anymore, I swear.

[Bobbo]

So my dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got the barrel, got the roller out, so we're not gonna.

[Bobbo]

This is. This is actually like Christmas time, right? After Christmas, my dad says, you want to see something pretty? I'm like, always? Yeah. And I know it's either a gun.

[J.D.]

Or a guitar or a picture, right?

[Bobbo]

No, no, he's clean. Jelly bean. So I say, yeah, dad. Yeah, Dad. I want to see something pretty. You see, brings out this firearm. It is a Smith and Wesson model A9 5. It's.357 Magnum, nickel plated.

[J.D.]

That's beautiful.

[Bobbo]

Six inch barrel. Would you say it's about seven pounds, J.D.

[J.D.]

It'S all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's. It's all there.

[Bobbo]

Wood grips. It's like Rick on Walking Dead. Man has a. Has a nickel plated look like a badass.

[J.D.]

That is the gun to pull out.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got some hollow point cartridges here.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it'll also fire.

[J.D.]

You're not a good guy, are you, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not really. I mean, I'm. I'm. I'm not. I know how to handle them safely, if that's what you're talking about. About what would happen. No, I say, what would happen if I put a shell in the chamber?

[Bobbo]

Here we go.

[Evan]

Not a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I pointed it at the roof. And I fired one off just through the ceiling. Through the roof. Would it leave a nice little hole in the roof that we could just go plug with some bubble gum?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it'll. It'll on the back end and by which I mean exit wound.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah wise.

[Bobbo]

It'll take part of the spine right out.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but right now if I put a bullet in here, don't. And I just fire one off to the ceiling. I mean really, what would happen?

[Bobbo]

I don't think it'll go through, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it will go. Okay, so we've got. We've got.

[J.D.]

Unless you have cement, then it could ricochet and kill you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have cement. You don't think it'll go through?

[Evan]

Oh, I don't know if there's cement.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up there, but it really hurt.

[Bobbo]

Anything that was tar top.

[J.D.]

It would put a hole in your roof. Next time it rains, leak.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we could put a piece of tar over and you're gonna go up.

[Evan]

And turn the roof and the owner's gonna come like, hey, there's somebody shot a hole in the roof here.

[J.D.]

The more it's illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it illegal to shoot a gun.

[J.D.]

In the city limits?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Oh my God. Put it down.

[Bobbo]

You don't know that. Nobody's gonna know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put. Damn.

[J.D.]

If you don't know that it's illegal to shoot it, put it away.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the one who brought a firearm into the studio, not me.

[J.D.]

He didn't say.

[Evan]

John just wants to fire that gun. That's all it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you have, J.D.

[J.D.]

I just have a little 380.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it in your pocket?

[J.D.]

It is right within reach and it's loaded.

[Bobbo]

Old radio guys see, there's a movie John from 1969 called Play Misty for me.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And fans can be crazy and stalkers are everywhere. And you don't have to be good looking or even cool.

[J.D.]

I have.

[Bobbo]

They just latch on.

[J.D.]

I haven't gone to a radio station without a gun since 1981.

[Bobbo]

Old radio guys do not travel unarmed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had the weird moment?

[J.D.]

No, I never have. I never had anybody threaten me. Yeah. Other than a bar. You know, guys want to fight in a bar.

[Bobbo]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean that's just.

[J.D.]

That's just normal stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean you never said any. You're not a hot talker on the radio. So you never had. Bend over. Was. Did he have a.

[J.D.]

When we were on in Dallas, the. The guy I was with had a lot of enemies. Yes, yes. And we had people that would threaten to do stuff. But nobody would ever show up because they all a knew we were all packing. We talked about it. We talked about guns all the time. In this case, we have an attack dog in the studio, but we talked about guns. And the. And the Dallas police were our very best friends and nobody ever had the nerve to come out and do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. Yeah.

[J.D.]

So, yeah, we were all packing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Uncle Roy packing? I don't think so. No.

[Evan]

I don't think he is either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Danny.

[Evan]

Not that I know of.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't pack heat.

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't doubt if I always got a little 32.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got too many. I've got three sons.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's just not worth it, not having around. Yeah. I would like to have one by my bed.

[J.D.]

You're on the road a lot. I would have one if I was you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

I would just put it in a lockbox where you know the code. A quick four digit pin and you get it out. But the kids don't know the pen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to have one by my bed. That's my biggest fear is somebody comes in while you're.

[J.D.]

Put it, have it in a box with a pen and it's next to your bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

And it lights up. You touch the thing and you go 1, 2, 3, 4, whatever your pen is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

And it lights up at night and you have it in four seconds.

[Evan]

Or, or you just get the one where it says the fingerprint. That's the best one because all you got to do is put your fingerprint.

[J.D.]

It's a little expensive.

[Evan]

Well, yeah, but it's.

[J.D.]

And you don't want that quicker fail at three in the morning.

[Evan]

Well, I mean, I guess either way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can fail either way. Do you pack heat early?

[Evan]

No, I just never. I don't mind shooting, but I just never had the need for it. I got a bat by my bed and that's all I need. Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You keep a bat.

[J.D.]

Next Animal House, somebody brought a bat to a gunfight.

[Evan]

I figure if he's gonna be in the bedroom at that point, I mean if they got a gun, they're gonna shoot you. Right Then if they don't, then if you hear somebody rustling around, you just get.

[John Clay Wolf]

In your years of radio, have you ever had a weird one?

[Evan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seen one never. No. Because Richard Hunter had some weird listeners, but.

[Evan]

Yeah. No, they're all friendly. I mean they were weird, yes, but.

[J.D.]

They were, they were dangerous.

[Evan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They weren't dangerous.

[Bobbo]

Richard's approach was just like mine, you know, they're usually crazy ladies that I would always get.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And I just turned that frown upside down.

[Evan]

Yeah, the crazy lady ones kind of scary, but they're not like harmful scary.

[J.D.]

They're just that happens so rarely. I mean, it's nice to say that we're, you know, but really to happen, man. In all my radio, I've heard of it happening once, but the guy got shot in Denver. Yeah. The guy got killed.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the movie talk radio based on that.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800-800-7234. Just go to give me the vi n givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf by Carson Radio. Be here till noon.

[Caller]

Run away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Run away from a break.