#33 John Clay Wolfe Show 04/02/16 Hour 3

Summary

---

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #33, Hour 3 (04/02/16)

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Description: The John Clay Wolfe Show covers cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll with irreverent humor, banter, and unique perspectives on pop culture, current events, and offbeat news.

---

Episode Overview

This lively hour of The John Clay Wolfe Show brings together the show's trademark blend of car talk, wild storytelling, and edgy humor. The crew riffs on everything from unforgettable moments with “Uncle Roy” and car recalls, to dope reports, penile misadventures, and more. Listeners also get automotive market insights and classic tales from Texas life – all with a brash, unfiltered spirit.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Riding with “Uncle Roy” (00:52–03:18)

• The crew reminisces about recording their colleague “Uncle Roy,” who provides uncensored, real-life entertainment while riding around and talking cars.
• The process of editing Roy’s colorful language is compared to "editing a rap reality TV show." (01:50)
• Classic Uncle Roy wisdom: When buying a used car, the priority is not the engine, but the radio and AC:
  • Quote (Roy):
    "A black man...he going to check the radio and ac. If that work, you can sell that mother car...He gonna cut the R of you up, drown the mother out." (02:06)
• The group discusses the authenticity and humor Roy brings when unaware he’s being recorded.

2. Car Talk & Recalls (06:12–07:03)

• Discussion of recent Ford and Lincoln recalls for transit vans and MKC models due to faulty airbags, heaters, and parking brakes.
  • Quote:
    "Back for being so ugly...That’s the one who could catch fire." (06:36)
• Perspective on recalls not affecting very popular models, which minimizes customer disruption.

3. Pop Culture & Sports Radio Banter (04:08–04:28)

• Banter about meeting ESPN’s Mike Golic and Mike Greenberg, the flagship “Mike & Mike” morning hosts.
  • Quote:
    “They’re good sportscasters...A flagship morning show on ESPN Radio.” (04:11–04:14)

4. Police News & April Fools Stories (04:36–05:59)

• The hosts mock a viral police department meme where drug users were encouraged to turn in “Ebola-laced” meth/heroine; a woman reportedly complied.
  • “She lays her drugs out...Here it is. You want to check it?” (05:11)
• John retells how his wife fooled him on April Fools with a photoshopped image of a destroyed TV.
  • Quote:
    “I was so mad...when I got home, I walked back there, and it was fine....She got me.” (05:34–05:59)

5. The Dope Report – ‘Uncle Bobbo’ Style (07:55–10:50)

• Bobbo delivers a comedic, detailed report on the regional cannabis market:
  • Early crops are peaking, low-grade grass is abundant due to warm weather, and prices are listed.
  • Advice for resellers: “Clean up at $100 on the Oz...and when supply tanks, resell for 80% markup.” (08:19–09:09)
  • Synthetic drugs are on the rise as students run out of money: “You’d be amazed what you can stock up on if you buy in quantity.” (09:44)
• Concludes with caution on mixing chemicals and the importance of “stash and store,” signature catchphrases, and a parting shot:
  • Quote:
    “Buy big, sell bigger and keep your vitamin C intake high. You’ll thank me later. This is your Uncle Bobbo. You keep tokin’.” (10:48–10:50)

6. Texas & National Politics (10:50–12:28)

• The hosts briefly discuss the odds of marijuana legalization in Texas and Trump’s ambiguous position:
  • Impersonation: “‘Very soon, very, very soon I’ll be out with an answer...I think it could be huge.’” (11:11)
• Conversation about Trump’s controversial abortion comments and blunders in interviews.
  • Quote (on Trump):
    “He’s the most unpopular politician in like two decades...Why is he winning?” (12:15–12:26)

7. Penile Mishaps & Texas Storytelling (13:09–15:57)

• JD shares bizarre news of a man shot in the testicles by his wife; John follows with an old family story about a neighbor shot in a similar way.
  • Quote:
    “It went in the head of the unit and out the testes...He’s fine and he’s well and they’re all fine friends.” (13:50–14:01)
• The conversation only gets more outrageous, including tales of body image and an acquaintance’s struggles to locate his penis due to weight.

8. More Texas Lore: Shep the Shoeshiner (15:35–16:33)

• John revisits a wild childhood story involving Shep, an African American shoeshiner, who humorously recounted mishaps at the brothel.
  • Quote (Shep):
    “Baby, baby, you ain’t in. You in a wrinkle.” (16:16)

9. Listener Car Appraisal Segment (16:49–18:40)

• Caller “Tahoe Johnny” seeks a bid on his 2008 Tahoe; John explains the Texas market's disregard for 4x4 features in SUVs.
  • Quote:
    “In Texas it doesn’t make a damn difference...I like in a truck, yes. In an SUV, no.” (17:35)
• The segment showcases the show’s core car-buying expertise and plug for GiveMeTheVIN.com.

10. Market Expansion & Texas Road Stories (18:41–20:48)

• Discussion of the show’s expansion to San Antonio and various markets, with playful rivalry between Austin and San Antonio.
• Bobbo recounts his solo trip to Austin for the Eagles concert, hostel stay, and the Texas Chili Parlor.
  • Quote:
    “I was the oldest guy there, man. Shared a room with three college dudes...went to the Texas Chili Parlor where Stuntman Mike ate his nachos, sat there and Death Proof, man.” (19:57–20:15)

11. Show Wrap-up & Weather (20:48–21:34)

• Susie Snapper, a recurring character, gives listeners a cheeky weather report:
  • Quote:
    “It’s great weather for screwing, I’ll tell you that...Find your old man, get some Shiner Bock and get it on.” (21:15–21:27)

---

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Uncle Roy on Used Cars: “You can sell a black man anything if it's a good system in it…if the air working and the goddamn radio work.” (02:06)
• On Car Recalls: “They’re calling it back for being so ugly...” (06:36)
• Bobbo’s Dope Report: “Buy big, sell bigger and keep your vitamin C intake high.” (10:49)
• John on April Fools: “She took a Photoshopped [picture]...she got me.” (05:53)
• JD’s Testicle Shot Story: “She got started waving the gun at him...it travels up his leg and lodges in his testicle.” (13:32)
• Shep’s Brothel Tale: “Baby, baby, you ain't in. You in a wrinkle.” (16:16)
• Susie Snapper’s Weather: “It’s great weather for screwing, I’ll tell you that.” (21:16)

---

Key Timestamps

• Uncle Roy Car Wisdom: 01:59–03:18
• Ford + Lincoln Recall News: 06:12–07:03
• Dope Report: 07:55–10:50
• Trump's Drug Policy/Politics: 10:50–12:28
• Penile Mishaps: 13:09–15:57
• Shep’s Brothel Story: 15:35–16:33
• Car Appraisal Segment: 16:49–18:40
• Austin Concert Story: 19:41–20:48
• Weather Wrap-Up: 21:10–21:27

---

Tone

The episode is irreverent, outrageous, and laced with gallows humor and regional Texas flavor. The crew talk over each other, riffing quickly and dropping one-liners, yet maintain camaraderie and an insider’s wink for regular listeners. The tone, as always, is loose, sometimes raunchy, and makes no apologies for crossing lines.

---

Final Take

Hour 3 of The John Clay Wolfe Show epitomizes its signature blend of hilarious storytelling, car market expertise, and off-the-rails banter. From vintage road stories and marketplace tips to outright obscene yarns, it’s a freewheeling tribute to Texas tall-tales and American car culture, best enjoyed with an open mind and a thick skin.

---

Transcript

[A]

This episode is brought to you by peloton. The new Cross Training series balances your workouts with 15 plus workout types for endless movements on and off your equipment. Stay motivated with weekly personalized plans that guide you from beginner to expert and push past your goals with routines tailored to you. Get the new Cross Training series term supply. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Are we up?

[C]

We're up. We're up. J.D. we're up.

[B]

Bobbo, get on.

[C]

We're up. Midnight.

[B]

Midnight. Get on up, attack dog. Get on up. Get on up. Just get on up. How we're doing now?

[C]

I want to hear riding with Uncle Roy again.

[D]

All right, let me pull it up.

[B]

Alrighty then.

[C]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. It's gonna be a sad day when he realizes we're recording him because we're gonna lose all this.

[E]

Oh, does he not know that he's been recording?

[C]

No. That's why he cusses so much.

[D]

And you got to get him in his natural state.

[C]

How long does it take you to edit these with the bleeps? A half hour.

[D]

It takes a little time. Yes.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I mean every other word's mother, mother, M, F, M, F. That, that is Roy's word.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Just rolls off the tongue. And the other voice you're hearing, this is James. He's one of the drivers too. He's talking about his vehicle when his brother says to it be like editing.

[B]

A rap reality TV show.

[D]

Uncle Roy riding around. Uncle Roy talking about the radio.

[B]

Radio.

[F]

Yeah, man, this mother. Hey man, we another problem.

[B]

You're hidden seat, not doing what you want.

[F]

That, that's the first thing a black man do. Check the radio. He going to check. He going to check the radio. If that radio ain't working here right, he can go down there and buy a used car the first. He ain't going to check the motor. He going to check the oil. He going to check. He want. He going to check the radio and ac. If that work, you can sell that mother car. That mother be knocking like a. He don't give a damn. Don't give a damn. He going to cut the R of you up, drown the mother out. You sell a black man anything if he's a good system in it. You just tell that mother no, he don't give a bit. Knocking, smoking. If the air working and the goddamn.

[C]

Radio work, then I told my brother.

[F]

And he Go down there and put him some 24s on. That mother.

[B]

Know all that.

[C]

Another week.

[B]

This mother that's birthday.

[F]

Cut that music up in.

[C]

I say.

[B]

You don't hear my ticket.

[C]

You can't hear it.

[F]

Goddamn, you can't hear it. You know it don't take but a minute. I've been preaching that fire you Daniel, check the on. And every new car you get in Mother.

[D]

Oh, love Uncle Roy.

[C]

God Almighty.

[E]

Told you two times.

[C]

I mean, if that ain't barber shop, what is you got to get.

[D]

Daniel talked too. He got. He wasn't in the car at that time, but when he's there, all three of them in the car.

[C]

Oh, yeah. It gets better than that. Yeah, I haven't spent any time with all three of them.

[D]

Just Roy, man, you should ride with him one day. Yeah, that's just good to do.

[C]

That's what I need to do.

[D]

I don't take him on a trip.

[C]

I wish I had time to do that. I would love to have the time to do that. I want to have that. I'm looking forward to the day.

[B]

I wish we traveled more. That one trip we did to Houston was gold, man. It was so much fun.

[C]

We got invited to something at gal's house.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What?

[C]

Where I'm getting invited to a couple things.

[D]

Yeah, that and then you got invited to. To meet and greet Mike and Mike tomorrow.

[C]

Yeah, that's tomorrow. Wow.

[D]

My time to do that.

[C]

Mike, man, I always love you and Mike. I love you more.

[B]

I like Mike and Mike and both Mikes. Who are they?

[C]

Mike Golick and Mike Greenberg.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[C]

They're good sportscasters.

[E]

A flagship morning show on ESPN Radio.

[C]

Network national and television.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, they're only all over the place. JD Right now.

[B]

They're not on my channel. Is it a sports channel?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, I blocked those.

[D]

Although you're on a sports channel now.

[B]

Except this one. This is the one I love. This is the only channel I listen to.

[D]

You're on sports and rock.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What is in the news, sir?

[B]

Well, let's see here now. Did we talk about this yet in Houston, The Austin police radio sting where they had the lady. Did we talk about it here or no?

[C]

No, I don't think so.

[B]

It's a hoax. It's a hoax. It's a hoax. Posted the Facebook stating breaking news area meth and heroin supplies possibly contaminated with Ebola. Bring it down to the police station and we'll check it for you. Well, one lady did. Chastity Hopson is 29 years old. And you've seen her mug shot. She's just smiling like, you're gonna take my pict. This has got to be the dumbest woman in the planet.

[E]

Two teeth on the bottom and one on top.

[B]

Sure. Anyway, she comes down and she lays her drugs out on the pan. Here it is. You want to check it? The cops say, you know what? We'll check you. And so anyway, did you get.

[C]

Didn't.

[D]

John, you got a April Fooled.

[C]

Right. By your wife. I did. She sent me a text message of. In our TV room. My TV room. Away from the kitchen. Dad's den.

[B]

Dad's away.

[C]

I've got a 60 or 70 on the wall. Big TV, right.

[B]

Beautiful.

[C]

And she sent me a picture of it and said, damn, Nolan. And made a red face. And she told me it was splintered. It looked like he got shot with a gun. I said, what did he hit it with? She said, the fire poker. And I was so mad. This is last night, about 6 o'. Clock. And when I got home, I walked back there and it was fine.

[B]

What was it?

[A]

It.

[C]

She took a Photoshopped.

[B]

That's good.

[C]

Got me.

[F]

Good.

[B]

He got you.

[C]

That's good. Good.

[B]

Anybody else get anything? It's just like amateur day. I don't do anything. Well, for wives to do it, though, that's. That's unexpected.

[E]

And that's a pretty good one, too. That's pretty original.

[B]

All right. In the car business, incorrectly positioned airbags, heaters that could catch fire, or parking brakes that fail. Yes. If you have a Ford, you could have all those three things. The automaker is recalling 37,000 modeled cars. The 2015 and 2016 transit vans. See? What else? The 2015 and 2016 Lincoln MKC. That's the one that they're calling it.

[C]

Back for being so ugly that.

[B]

That's both of them. All right, all right, all right. That's the one who could catch fire. And then the one with the parking brake is the 2015 and 16 Ford F650 and 750s.

[C]

Good Lord. Yeah.

[D]

At least it's vehicles that's not real popular. Yeah, well, there's enough recalls as it is.

[B]

If it was something like a Taurus or something.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Did you say MKZ or mkc? What is the C?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

Ugly.

[B]

It's ugly. Everybody remember the Fantasy Island TV show? What was the first. What was the thing attached to playing with the plane? That airplane is a 1967 Grumman widget. Anyway, it's for sale, believe it or not, it Actually was on the show from 1977 to 1984. Had multiple owners after that. In fact, it was at once owned by the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics because the owner was caught smuggling drugs in it after the TV show.

[C]

The dope. The dope, yeah. The coke is coming.

[B]

You'll like this, John. It's only got 900 hours on it.

[C]

Yes. Where is it?

[B]

It is on a. It's in the Branson auction later this month in Missouri. The actual, the actual plane from the TV. I would love to have 900 hours. Very low.

[C]

Look, boss.

[B]

Rings the bell and go.

[C]

With all this drug deal. I think we ought to go to Bob Floyd and listen to the dope report.

[B]

The dope report is awesome, dude.

[C]

Bob, you did it earlier. But I mean, I think that, you know, I don't think we have listeners listen for four hours straight to every.

[B]

Every word if they're doped up.

[E]

They don't always room for more straight journalism on this show.

[D]

Yeah, this is a good report. Pull it up here.

[E]

That's right kids, it's time for the dope report. And with early spring like conditions popping up last February and March, many a backfield cannabis farmer faced a pleasant anomaly this year. Because anywhere south of a line from New Braunfels Divider, Texas, well, germinated plants kept outdoors were a foot High by March 1st and they started budding about a week ago. And that means a big early crop of fair to sticky, fairly potent but immature low grade grass by the bucket load available at 40 to 75 dollars on the half ounce. And with cooler low pressure fronts now crossing the area, that's going to put a damper on anything coming out for the next six to eight weeks, creating a ticking time bomb of demand that's good for the growers for now, but bad for most periods of the second quarter. So the plan that pays best right now is to find those motivated sellers now at local marinas, nursery supply stores and fish and gun clubs. These guys are easy to spot. Obviously they'll be high on their own, plentiful supply and readily approachable. And since you'll be buying in quantity, you'll notice that hundred dollar bills will make them quite nervous. Your typical Hill country grower hasn't seen anything larger than a 20 since the Cotton Bowl. So clean up at $100 on the Oz, make use of that chest freezer we recommended back in January and sit tight. And when the supply numbers tank, you can resell at cha ching $45 on the quarter ounce for an 80% markup. That no one will scoff at come summertime. And with spring break come and gone right along with the last of their Christmas money from grandma, college students across the region have gone from spending big on party supplies to once again making their own. And that's creating a new surge in available quantities of synthetic ecstasy acid and fake opioids of every shape and color. And when our future leaders of tomorrow are flat busted broke, you'd be amazed at how you can stock up on some very exciting stuff as long as you buy in quantity. And remember, these items are nowhere near FDA approved. So don't let too much of any one chemical loose on the same crowd, you dig? Because your target clientele will be the typical blue collar, 30 something high on the weekend type. And there's only so much alternate reality that old Randy the roofer can take before he loses his full time gig and you're out one previously enthusiastic buyer. Again, stash and store is the key. And your Saturday nights are bound to get a lot more interesting in the bargain. So trip away you go getter. You remember to buy big, sell bigger and keep your vitamin C intake high. You'll thank me later. And that's our dope report for late spring. This is your Uncle Bobbo. You keep token.

[B]

If you got him.

[C]

What do you think the odds of Texas getting legalized are? What's Trump's position on legal? Yeah, I don't think he's.

[D]

He, he really doesn't get into policy much so.

[B]

Except when he does I do know.

[D]

I think Forbes said something about it was a five billion dollar industry.

[B]

Billion. Billion.

[E]

I don't really wish to say this time I've got my advisors looking at it. Very soon, Very, very soon I'll be out with an answer on this thing. I think it could be huge.

[D]

Yes, that's exactly his policy on it.

[C]

What's the latest this week? Anything happened in his.

[B]

Just his thing. Well, he spoke out about abortion and women saying women that have abortions should be punished. Okay, fine line of the law. First of all he's. He. You can't do that. But he's saying if they break it was. It was a hypothetical question. If you break a federal law, should you be punished? Yeah, but boy, what a stupid thing to say.

[C]

What a setup though.

[D]

Of course you should know that though you should be better at speaking at.

[B]

A president, you say. Well that's a very hypothetical question. In a hypothetical world, anyone that breaks a federal law probably should face prosecution. But my stance on abortion is that's.

[D]

Get Back to the actual.

[B]

That's how you answer that question. You don't just go, yeah, they probably should.

[D]

He makes it up.

[C]

Did he say that Megyn Kelly should have been aborted?

[B]

No, he didn't.

[D]

He said it and on a mic.

[B]

But I saw one popular said one of. He's the most at this point, the most unpopular politician in like two decades. Yeah, like who is Donald Trump?

[C]

Why is he winning?

[B]

Thank you. That's what I'm saying. How does that make any sense?

[C]

All right, we'll be right back in a momentum. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars right here on Planet Radio 1051 and ESPN 97.5 in H Town will be back.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[E]

Jacket down.

[C]

Have you ever heard Derek Trucks? The Derek Trucks band? Oh, yeah, yeah.

[E]

It's. It's basically just an offshoot of Grateful Dead.

[C]

They're great. They are great. JD you had some more penile stories.

[B]

We didn't hit one out of Florida. Of course. Out of Florida, where else? A bullet lodged in a railroad county man's testicles after he was shot by his 60 year old wife.

[C]

60, 60.

[B]

She caught him messing around, told him to sit on the couch and she got started waving the gun at him. The gun goes off, hits him in the knee, it travels up his leg and lodges in his testicle.

[C]

Now, do you remember the story that I shared a month ago about my neighbor who shot his father with a.243 rifle?

[B]

Oh, that's right.

[C]

And it went in the head of the unit and out the testes.

[D]

Painful story.

[B]

And how is he?

[C]

He's fine and he's well and they're all fine friends.

[B]

How do you shoot somebody in that particular place? And we're buddies now.

[C]

Dad was doing something to mom that son didn't like and son whipped out a gun and said, you better stop. And he didn't. And he pulled the trigger. And then he came to our door. Knock, knock, knock. In the middle of the night. I shot him. I shot him. I shot him.

[B]

This is so weird.

[C]

It was so weird. And now that I've moved back out there, this is country stories, though.

[B]

It really is.

[C]

It really is.

[E]

Stuff happen.

[B]

It's the old west out there and we're.

[C]

Well, it was until they started building all these houses. But yeah, they're still out there and they're friends.

[B]

How do you. But how does that. I mean, logistically, how does it just hit that and nothing else?

[C]

Well, I mean, obviously he needed some repairs done, but my understanding of it, and this was over 25 years ago when this took place, is he's a full functioning male and has been for.

[B]

Quite some time after a.223 bullet goes through it.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, I thought using a catheter was tough.

[B]

All right. Speaking of that particular part of the body, zany entertainer Jeff Beecher, who created the outrageous Vodville Review, Beecher's madhouse once tipped the scale at 415 pounds. Well, he got his tummy stapled. He said, you know, it's basically has helped me find an old friend of mine. I've always been fat, but it's something else when you're so fat you can't find your penis. That's what happened to me. At more than 400 pounds and 5ft 7 inches tall, he said I'd have to, have to. Oh, this is so awful. Hunt around my flab to locate it before I went to the bathroom. That's. And who in the world. And then he says, or attempt to have sex. Who would.

[C]

Speaking of riding with Uncle Roy, when I was a kid, there was this African American fellow named Shep. We called him Shep.

[B]

When you were a kid.

[E]

That's a great name.

[C]

He was shepherd and he was the shoe shiner at the Red carpet car wash right next door. Cool. And dad hired him to work for him because he did such a good job on his boots that he said, you're a good guy and you want to come work for me. So he worked for us full time.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And I was, he was telling me a story one time about he was at a brothel. Shep was.

[B]

Shep was at the brothel.

[C]

And he had him a big gal under wraps. And he was on, on like he was moving around.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Started then he moved. And she's like, baby, baby, you ain't in. You in a wrinkle.

[B]

Oh, Jesus, really? That's not real.

[C]

And then he moved back and he went and he went and got the right target.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then he's like, you know what? Heck with that. I'm going back to that wrinkle. God. This is Shep telling a nice, a 10 year old white boy these stories.

[B]

Obviously. And you wonder why you're twisted.

[E]

Why you tell little John Wolf about that wrinkle story all the time. That's nasty. Shep, you nasty.

[B]

Suddenly the preacher is a pervert.

[C]

Johnny and 08 nasty Eskimo.

[E]

Here we go.

[C]

Oh, wait. Tahoe Johnny, are you there?

[B]

I got that.

[G]

Johnny's here. That's a good follow up story after getting shot in the the unit. Man, that wrinkle story is pretty good.

[B]

Awful stories. What's wrong with you?

[C]

08 Tahoe. Is it leather or cloth?

[G]

Leather.

[C]

Does it have factory navigation or sunroof?

[G]

No. Nav. No sunroof. DVD player though.

[C]

Average. Rough or clean?

[G]

Four by four. Average of what?

[C]

Average. Rough or clean?

[G]

It's average. Maybe not flawless, but nothing huge cosmetically.

[C]

Sticking out seven to 7,500 with 180,000 miles.

[G]

All right. Four by four. Doesn't it.

[C]

It really doesn't. In Texas it doesn't make a damn difference. Which is weird. If we were in Colorado it would. But no, I like in a truck. Yes. In an suv. No. Like an Escalade. Two wheel drive versus Escalade all wheel drive. It doesn't. There's a book ad, but there's no market ad.

[G]

Okay, so around 7 to 75.

[C]

Yes, sir. And if that will work for you, go to givemethevin. Givemethevin.com Plug the VIN in, plug the pictures in. Say Wolf, hit me here. I'll sell it for this. You know what's next.

[G]

Good copy.

[C]

Thanks, man. Where are you calling from?

[G]

San Antonio, Texas.

[C]

How did you find us in San Antonio? We're not. We're fixed to be on the air down there in about I think three weeks.

[G]

No kidding on there. 94.5 ESPN radio.

[C]

No, we're gonna. We're gonna be on a rock station down there. I forgot. What? No, we're gonna be on a country station. Down country. I forgot which one.

[G]

Country. I'm originally from Houston so I used to listen to ESPN radio in Houston all the time.

[C]

I gotcha. Well, cool. Well, thanks for joining us.

[G]

Thanks, guys.

[E]

Dude, we're going on the air in San Antonio.

[C]

Yeah. Is that good? That deal's not done yet. The one that we're fixing to start is done. Those other three rock stations. That San Antonio, Austin deal is still. The reason I say it's not done is because I don't see how we're going to fit on a country station. I keep saying that. And you say no, we'll be fine. All right.

[B]

Entertainment is entertainment. What goes between the talk is. Is secondary.

[E]

Sl tiempo por los Clay.

[B]

Wolf. Yes.

[C]

What's a bigger market, San Antonio or Austin?

[F]

And.

[B]

And rock and country are. The blend is on.

[E]

I think San Antonio.

[D]

I think San Antonio too.

[C]

Yeah. I think we'll get Mexico.

[E]

Austin's got all those outlying suburbs, man, Austin spreads out.

[C]

Austin's big. The traffic in Austin's just Round Rock. Did they close that tollway down? No, it went broke. No, it's still open. Okay. That. Whatever it's called. Yeah, it's awesome.

[D]

The bypass. 174. 130 maybe, or 174 or something. Anyway, it's great.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I never told you guys about my Austin.

[B]

You can do 100 out there.

[D]

What's up?

[B]

What?

[E]

I never told you guys about my Austin trip last year. No, it was awesome.

[C]

All right.

[E]

I want to see the Eagles at the Irwin Center.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

And I went by myself.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

And I stayed in a place called Drifter Jack's Hostel.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Downtown. It's right off the edge of the campus there.

[C]

A hostel.

[E]

I was the oldest guy there, man. Shared a room with three. Three college dudes, right?

[C]

Yeah. Did they hook you up?

[E]

It was awesome.

[D]

So you went in and you stayed with three college dudes?

[E]

I didn't mean to. I just rented a room. It was like 32 bucks a night.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

You know, I left after work, got there at about 2 in the morning, checked in, went to sleep, got up the next morning, walked around, went to, you know, the Texas Chili Parlor where Stuntman Mike ate his nachos, sat there and Death proof, man.

[C]

Ah, yeah. Did you really? Yeah.

[D]

So that.

[C]

That's an actual place.

[E]

I sat right there where he was, man. Texas Jungle J.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

She was hot.

[E]

Right there. Right there where Kurt Russell sat. Did that. Went around, found a gas pipe, bought a couple of cigars, walked to the Irwin center, saw the Eagles, came back, stayed Drifter Jack's Hostel.

[C]

It's all good times.

[E]

And went home.

[C]

Well, there you go, boys and girls. There's Bobbo's story.

[E]

Austin's awesome.

[C]

With 49 seconds left. 47, 46. I guess it's about a wrap.

[B]

We can count it up.

[C]

Easter was good. He has risen.

[B]

Yes, he has.

[C]

Life is grand.

[B]

Amen.

[C]

Weather's nice, as Bobbo said. Hey, Bobbo, where's Cindy? Can you. Can she bring us out and tell us about the weather?

[D]

Susie, Susie, Susie, Susie.

[C]

Susie Snapper. Yeah.

[E]

Guys, this is Susie. Susie Snapper, the old rock DJ from Houston. Weather the rest of the day. It's going to be a little bit on the warm side, but it's partly cloudy. It's great weather for screwing, I'll tell you that.

[B]

Susie is such a car.

[F]

Get it on.

[E]

Find your old man. Get some shiner box and get it on.

[B]

Love you, babe.

[E]

She's a weird chick man.

[B]

She is.

[C]

Well Susie can take us on out because we're done to you can go to givemetheven.com the reps will be bidding cars on emails till 4 o' clock clock today. Otherwise you probably won't hear from us until Monday morning. But you can load the the request 24 hours a day. Givemetheven.com we will be working until 4 today. We were here to buy cars.