#34 John Clay Wolfe Show 04/09/16 Hour 1

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #34 (04/09/16, Hour 1)

Airing Date: February 12, 2026
Podcast Theme: Unfiltered, irreverent takes on cars, sports, music, pop culture, and the car business — punctuated by wild cast chemistry and a heavy dose of comedy.

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Overview

Hour 1 of The John Clay Wolfe Show kicks off with a riotous blend of automotive talk, stories from the hosts’ lives, live car buying on-air, and comedic sketches riffing on everything from FCC-safe sex jokes to the tragicomic elements of classic rock and country. The crew returns triumphantly to Dallas's "The Eagle" after a sabbatical, fielding enthusiastic calls from fans and eager vehicle sellers, and unveiling high-energy gags involving celebrity impersonations and absurd hypothetical albums ("Axl Rose Sings Merle Haggard"). Central throughout: John’s sharp, rapid-fire wit, and the hilarious rapport with regulars Bobbo, JD Ryan, Turley, and Maria Estella Garza.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Show Return, Weather Gags, and What's New (00:27–04:49)

• The hosts welcome listeners and riff on being on time, the quirks of rejoining "The Eagle," and “Merl week” (a Merle Haggard tribute).
• Susie Snapper’s “salty” weather update leads to winking jokes about Galveston trips, DJ retirements, and sexual innuendo.
• Debut of "Bobbo’s new toy" (sound effects/voice modulator), resulting in a running Darth Vader parody that returns throughout the show.

  "Tell me about it. Are you really my daddy?"
  — John Clay Wolfe [03:28]

2. Tech Talk & Show Bits ("Riding with Roy" and the Big Black Roy Button) (05:06–07:23)

• Turley and Bobbo demonstrate engineering prowess and launch into upcoming show bits, including the return of "Riding with Roy," a segment on car buying and speeding tickets with hilarious stories and characters.
• Introduction of a "Big Black Roy" soundboard persona for comedic counterpoint.

3. Car Buying Returns to the Airwaves (07:24–13:24)

• John reflects on the show’s 3-year leave from "The Eagle," listener reactions, and nostalgia for legendary Dallas radio figures like Moby.
• The hosts lampoon hundred-thousand-dollar Hyundais:

  "If you buy one, you’re an idiot."
  — John Clay Wolfe [14:00]

• Discussion on dealership practices, ballooning up cars for sales, and party plans with top finance executives, exposing the blend of “yahoo” roots and big-league success.

4. On-Air Car Offers — Listeners Call In (16:51–30:01)

• Daniel calls about a 2015 Hyundai Sonata; John makes him a live offer, imaging playful banter about “$12,000 Hyundais” versus luxury models.
• Khalid calls in with a 2011 F150 Raptor and negotiates with John—lively back-and-forth, “meeting in the middle” as an inside joke.
• The process and importance of car condition and Carfax reports are woven into the negotiation, providing informative content for listeners about how GiveMeTheVIN.com works.

5. Guns N' Roses & Merle Haggard: Music News, Gags, and Bit Prep Failure (37:22–45:44)

• Discussions about the upcoming Guns N' Roses tour and Axl Rose’s supposed new album.
• Comedic confusion as the crew flubs the setup for their planned “Axl Rose sings Merle Haggard” bit, leading to John’s mock-exasperation:

  "I set you up so perfect for this transition … and you all just look at me like a bunch of dumbasses."
  — John Clay Wolfe [39:54]

6. "Axl Rose Sings Gospel" Parody Album Premiere (42:49–45:35)

• The team launches their actual bit: A parody infomercial for “Axl Rose Sings Gospel Hymns” (e.g. “Take Me Down to Nazareth City”).
• Over-the-top impressions and twisted lyrics delight the cast and listeners.

  “Take me down to Jerusalem City where the ground is brown, the girls are covered — I want to see my Lord, give me $20.”
  — Maria Estella Garza (as Axl Rose) [45:02]

7. More Live Car Deals & Automotive Banter (46:15–59:52)

• Multiple live car appraisals: 2013 Lincoln MKX, 2004 Silverado, Porsche GT2, classic muscle cars.
• Listeners and John banter on pricing and vehicle stats, with sage advice for sellers.
• JD and John share stories about escaping speeding tickets using radio credentials.
• Jokes about the “retail end tuning in” on busy Saturdays and car dealer archetypes (balloon tying, dancing air guy, etc.)

8. Syndication, Listener Engagement, and Closing Banter (29:29–59:52)

• Announcement of new syndication affiliates—shout-outs to Houston, Louisiana, "The Bear" in Wichita Falls, and Abilene.
• Bobbo and John reminisce on classic radio station playlists and their roots in Texas and Oklahoma.
• Absurdist, “off-the-wall” humor erupts about tax season and cheating, SMU sorority scandals (“dancing in their bras and panties”), and a spoofed news report about cannabis users and life outcomes.
• Touching reflections on Merle Haggard’s death, authenticity in country music, and the loss of "the last real ones."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On returning to Dallas radio:

  “We took about a three year sabbatical.”
  — John Clay Wolfe [07:23]

• On expensive cars and values:

  “Hundred thousand dollar Hyundais are the worst investment on demand.”
  — John Clay Wolfe [14:15]

• On listeners rediscovering the show:

  “There’ll be people a year from now going, hey, y' all are back on the radio!”
  — JD Ryan [08:02]

• Absurd commercial parody:

  "K-T Records is proud to present ... Take Me Down to Nazareth City."
  — Bobbo (as infomercial host) [42:57]

• On car negotiation:

  “If we met in the middle… In the middle, do we have a deal?”
  — John Clay Wolfe [24:21]

• On losing Merle Haggard:

  “Now we only really have Willie.”
  — Bobbo [64:06]

• Riffing on classic rock:

  "The only difference is Slash is playing the guitar. Who gives a… Nah, Slash is good, man. But is he 50,000 more seats good?”
  — John Clay Wolfe [37:52]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Show return, weather & opening bits: 00:27–04:49
• Tech update & "Riding with Roy" tease: 05:06–07:23
• Live car buying, Hyundais, dealership stories: 07:24–15:09
• Listener calls, car deals: 16:51–30:01
• Guns N’ Roses/Merle Haggard/bit confusion: 37:22–41:12
• Axl Rose sings gospel parody: 42:49–45:35
• Car negotiation masterclass (“meet in the middle”): 24:21–25:39
• Merle Haggard memorial, country roots, celebrity loss: 38:31–54:54
• Sorority scandal, tax time, cannabis users study: 65:01–68:07
• Ending radio industry stories, syndication announcement: 29:29–34:20

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Tone & Style

The show features sharp, rapid-fire humor, inside jokes, improv banter, and authentic Texas radio camaraderie. John leads with sarcasm, candor, and deep knowledge of the car business. The tone is edgy, sometimes crass, but always high-energy, engaging, and FCC-flirting.

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For New Listeners

This episode packs everything The John Clay Wolfe Show is known for: outlandish sketches, knowledgeable (if unfiltered) advice on cars and life, war stories from radio’s glory days, and the comedic grindhouse of its deeply Texan cast. It’s as much a car-buying class as a variety sketch show—unmissable if you love wild, anything-goes radio. For auto sellers, it also gives a clear, behind-the-scenes look at live, real-world car buying from the “Wolf” himself.

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Listen for:

• Parody albums and hilarious musical impressions
• Dealership insider wisdom and “what your car’s really worth” negotiations
• Callers from across Texas and the South, live on-air deals negotiated in real time
• Uncensored radio camaraderie and running gags, not found anywhere else

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End of Hour 1 summary — The John Clay Wolfe Show, #34

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Announcer]

From the wolf radio studios, it's time for the john clay wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-rode. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John clay wolf.

[Darth Vader]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, Bob.

[Bobbo]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm on it. I'm here. I made it. I'm on time.

[Bobbo]

You sure did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. You know, I can't believe it.

[JD Ryan]

Thank God for the small things.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the little things in life that make it worth living.

[JD Ryan]

What's it all about?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's whan he died about 10 years ago. His Merl week, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's a week. What a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Opening weekend for the Rangers screwing weather outside. Cindy. Not Cindy. Susie.

[Bobbo]

Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Susie.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Susie Snapper here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Susie Snapper. What is the. Give me the weather report today. Susie Snapper.

[Bobbo]

What's good now? Depends on where you've been. It's pretty good weather for screw. And I tell you what, I think I pick up a bit of the clap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna take it easy for a while. We're a little salty this morning.

[JD Ryan]

Susie and the Johnny Beach Show.

[Turley]

Hey, Johnny beach is back from the beach, aren't you?

[JD Ryan]

Morning. Back from the beach? Yeah. I went down to Galveston.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did?

[Darth Vader]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

I went down to Galvan. That's what we say when we're down the beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that where you old radio DJs go to die? And when you get fired?

[JD Ryan]

When you get fired, you're on the beach. You go on the beach, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Johnny beach just stays on the beach.

[JD Ryan]

Johnny beach was on the beach. I'm on the beach.

[Bobbo]

Oh, he's good on the beach. You get him down the Gulf of Mexico. That motion ho.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had sex on the beach, Susie? Sn.

[Bobbo]

That's where I had my job interview. The Gulf of Mexico.

[JD Ryan]

Gotta love her.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I don't know if it's good or bad, but I'll tell you what. Hey, got the job. Got a lot of jobs. Motion, wear a lot of hats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gave jobs. Got jobs. You're just an overall employee portion of the ocean.

[Bobbo]

Got a lot of jobs.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I was listening to our podcast, which is up on itunes, by the way. The John Clay Wolf Show. Is there a reason that I have to give the number out all the time? Can't Johnny Beats or Susie Snapper give the numbers?

[Turley]

Works better when it comes from you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I don't like hearing myself give the number out. I sound like a robot. It's like a winding.

[Bobbo]

You want to talk To John, call 800-800-RADIO. That's 800-800-7234. Ask for Susie.

[JD Ryan]

Tell him snoozy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell them how to tell him Susie sent you. And not to connect you with Susie because she's got the crabs. Is it the crabs or the clap?

[Bobbo]

Selected callers, right now. Get the new sausage release from my brother Richard's plant. Oh, up in Cleveland. Richard Schnapper. You tried. You try one, you'll say, hey, that's a real dick snapper right there.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna pick up with the same bad bowl that we left off with last.

[JD Ryan]

You started it. You asked about Susie.

[Bobbo]

That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun.

[JD Ryan]

It is fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun.

[Turley]

We got a great show, John. Did you see the new toy we got?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[Turley]

Yeah. No, Bobbo's new toy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo's last toy was his old lady's vibrator in his coat pocket like seven years ago. And that.

[Bobbo]

Hello.

[JD Ryan]

We've upgraded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Oh, wow. We did.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Darth Vader]

We've got something new in the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about it. Are you really my daddy?

[Bobbo]

This could be a very serious thing, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been looking for my daddy for years. My mom used to sleep around, so it's hard to figure out who he is.

[JD Ryan]

It's hard to know.

[Darth Vader]

I don't know about your daddy, but.

[Bobbo]

I'm the father of lies.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's gonna be so fun.

[JD Ryan]

Like a bad dream I had last night.

[Bobbo]

It sounded right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That will never end.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning. No, he's.

[Turley]

We were messing around with it for an hour before the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Darth Vader's? That. Is that our Darth Vader sound?

[Turley]

I mean, there's all kinds.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's. That's just the beginning.

[Bobbo]

You wait a certain thing, a certain prospect.

[Darth Vader]

Your soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the poltergeist sound?

[Darth Vader]

I'm gonna want your soul, John.

[Roy]

Oh, there it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds. That's creepy as hell.

[JD Ryan]

Give us your soul's Vin. Give us the vin.com and we'll find out what your soul is worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it. Do a commercial for the. For our sponsor in that voice. That'll be.

[Darth Vader]

That'll help more than anything else. We'd like to buy your car. You can call us at 1-800-800-7234 or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the website. Darth, you are a sorry ass pitch man. You gotta send him to the website.

[Darth Vader]

Give me the vin dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

The devil.

[Darth Vader]

You'd better climb off of me, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

GiveMeTheVin.com is where you go to. We'll buy your car. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll send you. We'll overnight you. Not just send you.

[Maria Estella Garza]

Boy, that guy sounds scary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Overnight you check for a hundred bucks. Who's that?

[Maria Estella Garza]

I'm the little mouse that lives in JD's bag.

[JD Ryan]

No, no mouse in my. In my bag.

[Darth Vader]

I don't.

[Maria Estella Garza]

He doesn't me out very often anymore. Unless his friends come over.

[JD Ryan]

I don't believe.

[Darth Vader]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Who hooked that up? I did. Wow.

[Turley]

I'm an engineer part time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it hard?

[Bobbo]

He is. Turley is an engineer man. You should have seen him working this morning since. Since six o'. Clock. Turley's done like 17 different deals. Extremely well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, did you. Have you started using meth again?

[Turley]

No, no, not back on the meth. Never been on the Method.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, it's a. To get rid of.

[Turley]

I hear now we've got, we've got some fun bits. Riding with Roy. Talks about speeding tickets.

[JD Ryan]

We have riding with Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like that.

[Turley]

Got a nice audio clip of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a big black man button on that box, Baba, where you could like be Roy's counterparty?

[JD Ryan]

Is that really. Is that, Is that necessary, John?

[Darth Vader]

I tell you what, Here we go. I tell you what. I've been come down here for a long time. Y' all ain't gonna tell me nothing.

[JD Ryan]

I know how to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know how to buy a car.

[Darth Vader]

You better check your air conditioning. That's how you tell if you got a radiator problem. And that's a bad problem to have, Jack. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that is awesome. I think you could tune on that a little bit to really dial it in.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, label that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, big black Roy.

[JD Ryan]

Just call it Roy.

[Darth Vader]

I ain't going to play with nothing. I'm down here to get my car sold. What you got against the 1974 Impala with no roof? That's not funny.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's funny, go for the money.

[Darth Vader]

If it's mean and it's funny, brother, you go for the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is how you remember our phone number. You can reach us right now. If you'd like to call in, say anything, or call in and give me year, make, model and miles of your car. I'll buy it over the air. That's what I do. I've been doing this for 20 years and I've been doing this show on the air where we buy people's cars there for 10 years, and we're glad to be back on the Eagle. It's been. We took about a three year sabbatical.

[Turley]

People are just now finding us. I'm getting text messages from friends. Hey, you're back on the Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're back on, man. What the f were you been? What do you think? Same. My wife quit screwing me. My dog quit humping my leg. I mean, I got fat. Where y' all been?

[Bobbo]

This sounds like my resume.

[JD Ryan]

Radio audiences are a little slow to react. How? We only been on a few weeks.

[Bobbo]

No, but you wonder, you know, where they think you've been all this time.

[JD Ryan]

Just not on their radio. They don't care. Come on. You really get up in the morning and go, where's my favorite radio show?

[Turley]

For about a week. And then all of a sudden, it's like, there'll be.

[JD Ryan]

There'll be people a year from now going, hey, y' all are back on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's no doubt there are people. There's no doubt there's people that think you and Russ Martin are still alive. 10:53.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

There are people that still ask me about Moby at the Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Moby.

[JD Ryan]

Whatever happened to Moby?

[Bobbo]

In the morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

He died with Stevens.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody loved Moby. And they just pulled him off the air one day, and I swear to God, for the next 10 years. And I'm not exaggerating, people come up and go, hey, I gotta ask you a question. You think, well, what? Maybe it's about Russ and me. Maybe it's about something else. They go, what happened to Moby? I swear to Jesus, that happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Moby on the Eagles.

[JD Ryan]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

What year did he go away? 87 or 86.

[JD Ryan]

Like, 87. And like into the 2000s, I had people asking me that Moby, because they just vanished.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about as bad as the. It's about the circa of the shirt I've got on today.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you got the zoo.

[John Clay Wolf]

My zoo shirt.

[JD Ryan]

Where do you get that? Where do you get a KZEW shirt?

[John Clay Wolf]

Roadie gave it to him. John Rhodey? Yeah. I haven't seen him in a while.

[Turley]

What happened?

[JD Ryan]

He's. He's. He's a. What a trip. His energy just brings this room.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's good.

[JD Ryan]

He's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's great. Hey, I'm a fan of the Riding with Uncle Roy bits. Can we go ahead and not. We can play it again for him later, like in a couple hours.

[Turley]

Sure we can. We could Start off the morning early. Now, this week he was jamming a little bit in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard to hear. Yeah. And you can hear.

[Turley]

It's just the music is a little bit loud in the background. He's jamming.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So you want to set it up?

[Darth Vader]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was.

[Turley]

He's getting in a conversation about speeding tickets because he just happened to see a cop and how he handles when a cop pulls him over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's some riding with Uncle Roy here.

[Roy]

And I wasn't speeding. I know I was. I said, sir, I'm a dad. The next time you catch me, I will be speaking. And I ain't lying. If I get a speeding ticket, I ain't saying if I'm going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking, he going to have to come get. Yeah.

[Roy]

If I'm gonna pay for the mother. Yeah, come and get me. I ain't. I knew I wouldn't speak black when I saw me stop me Junior was that day. Now you've been working here, Daniel. We was coming out of our jet.

[Darth Vader]

Out of.

[Roy]

Decatur of the wood. Got me running 82 when he. When he come, he put his lights on. He's up on the ramp. I ain't stopping. I know, I know he's walking. I ain't slowed up. When he pulled up behind me, I'm still running 82. I wasn't even stopping. He talked me and he pulled me over, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he ask you why it took so long to stop?

[Roy]

No, he didn't ask me that. He said, yeah, you said you got too much going. I said, no, not realizing I'm just driving and jamming. Can I see driver license and your insurance car? I said, yes, sir. I went in and found Gamble driver. But I couldn't find the insurance card. I said, now you got an insurance card.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daniel didn't want you insurance.

[Roy]

You ain't flee man see your. He wasn't gn at all. You scared of them goddamn police.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like you sleeping.

[Roy]

You say so. So you not denying you was.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not denying I was.

[Roy]

You said I run it 82. That what I so. Yeah, but I, you know, if the say I'm speaking dayline. I I'm. I'm gonna run 30 miles an hour. I ain't getting.

[Darth Vader]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Turley]

I knew that would happen one day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of out of bleeping 58 mfs within a 60 second period. You're gonna miss one.

[Turley]

I knew I'd missed one one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you missed it bigger than Dallas.

[Maria Estella Garza]

That man's not a hillbilly like the rest of y', all, is he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good Lord.

[JD Ryan]

He's like John John dropping the S word.

[Darth Vader]

If you.

[Maria Estella Garza]

He sounds like your friend Percy. J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, Percy.

[Maria Estella Garza]

She's a deep individual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Maria Estella Garza]

I've never been in the dark that long.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I don't know what you're talking about. Percy making it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else do you have lined up for us today?

[Bobbo]

Craziness.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope. They got the. You got the. I got the Ms. Dumped out.

[Turley]

We've also got. Axel Rose has a new album. You know Guns and Roses are back together, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

August 3rd, I believe. Yes. Right. Coming right up on the Eagle there. I'm giving away tickets all week, so I'm sure somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are.

[Turley]

We weren't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no, we were not selected to give away tickets.

[Turley]

No, unfortunately.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will they sell us some tickets for?

[Bobbo]

A lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think they'd sell me a couple.

[JD Ryan]

Tickets double face price.

[John Clay Wolf]

Double face.

[Turley]

I'm sure they would, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, he's.

[Turley]

He's that the whole reason they got back together is he's promoting a new album and we actually found the album. Yeah, we've got the album.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Leak it right here.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I heard some of those cuts you were playing this morning. Axel's changed.

[Turley]

He has definitely change.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's for sure. Weird stuff.

[Turley]

And then of course, audio of the week and a bunch of news and stuff. So we got plenty, plenty stuff coming up in the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna be here from now till noon. We'll be on the eagle till 10 and then we go on to other stations. 10 to noon.

[JD Ryan]

And you can stay around, you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stream us off of GoWolf.com, click listen live and get the podcast off of itunes. John Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo]

But right now, Dallas Fort Worth, we're all yours on the rock that rocks. The rock for Dallas Fort Worth 97 1, the Eagle.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are all yours. We are here. We are all you. Do you have the clock working right, sir?

[Turley]

Yeah, we got a couple minutes. Okay, I'll set it up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't worry. You know what I noticed? You know, I'm in the car business and we buy. So these damn hundred thousand dollar Hyundai's, they ain't worth s. What?

[JD Ryan]

One hundred thousand dollar Hyundai?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know, Hyundai. Hyundai came out with a Sam Moon version like a knockoff Mercedes. Get out of town Equus. I mean they. They're like 80 grand. Hundred thousand dollar Hyundai's who thought that we would see the day.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's a bit silly, boy.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, what kind of Features.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'Re bringing Hugo money. They're bringing like seven grand back of mmo.

[Bobbo]

I mean what, what kind of features are they building those deals?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they have everything but they're still, you know, Korean Bruce Lee, Jinsung Yoon knockoffs.

[Bobbo]

Still a damn Hyundai.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a hundred thousand dollar Hyundai and if you buy one you're an idiot. I don't know. I'm sure the Hyundai dealers appreciate not.

[JD Ryan]

Brought to you by Hyundai.

[Turley]

Does that depreciate more than the Jaguar or a Benz? Oh yeah, you think so?

[John Clay Wolf]

$100,000 Hyundai's are the worst investment on demand.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it could be like the capers back in the 80s, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those were good investments.

[Bobbo]

Funny looking shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those were good.

[Bobbo]

And people said oh, that's funny looking. And then they wore them. They're like the most comfortable tennis shoes in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have my party today. Remember once a year where I go to that beer party where we play sports games all day? That's today. Oh, it's today. My buddy who hosts it is the CEO of the largest finance company in America.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, now I mean he's just a yahoo like us. And he's just made it. It's funny watching your friends become important people.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, it's weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we're still going the, the. The chairman of the board, right? Yeah, we're still going of a. He employs, I don't know, a hundred thousand people in the largest finance, automotive finance company maybe in the world.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, maybe the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Santander.

[Darth Vader]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's heard. We're still going to his house to play beer pong and rage.

[JD Ryan]

It's all guys though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, do cornhole. Not like Bobbo. Not like Bobbo.

[JD Ryan]

I just said it's all guys like Cornhole.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

What does that have to do with Bob's games?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just so funny.

[Bobbo]

You must be out your mind talking about Bobbo that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told him he should have all his delinquencies. Well, I'll talk about later.

[Bobbo]

Hold on. We got more of the good stuff on the way here. 971 the eagle.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column. Toll free 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he singing about?

[Turley]

His mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know about his mother. What's he telling her? Shut up. Quit bitching.

[Bobbo]

He's a firewoman, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's too hot. Fire woman. Isn't that firewoman now this is Danzig Mother. Dude, you're so old, you're thinking this.86, and it's the cult.

[Bobbo]

That sounded like the cult, doesn't he?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, kinda. A little bit. What's he talking about? I don't even know. Oh, no, it's.

[Turley]

It's that game again. Remember, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pink Floyd.

[JD Ryan]

What he talking about?

[Darth Vader]

That sound like that man sing about his mother. Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Leroy. Leroy, you back? My mother's on fire.

[JD Ryan]

My mother's on fire.

[Darth Vader]

Fire, mother.

[Bobbo]

The roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the Ohio Players, Leroy.

[JD Ryan]

Who needs a room full of sidekicks? He got. He got Bobbo and a machine that's.

[Darth Vader]

Better than a bunch of, you know, Motherfire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daniel, good morning. You're in the air.

[Caller]

Hey, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are y'?

[Caller]

All?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. What you got, sir?

[Caller]

Buddy, I got a 2015 Hyundai Sonata. But first, let me tell you, I'm so glad y' all are back on there in dfw. I missed you on Saturday morning.

[Turley]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Well, good. Good to hear from you, Daniel. We're glad to be back. It was. We should have done that earlier. I'll explain why I quit one other day.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

No reason to pee on a good parade. It's a good day.

[JD Ryan]

Let's don't do that.

[Bobbo]

A little bit of a love fest with Daniel. That's cool. You know how Daniel got in? 800. 800 radio. That's 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or Daniel could have just gone to.

[Bobbo]

Give me the VIN.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

In fact, the show's powered by GiveMeThe VIN.com. daniel, there is no redemption without GiveMeThe. VIN.com.

[Caller]

I had a friend, actually, that used y', all, man, and he had nothing but good things to say, so I'm excited to call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he go to the website or just call the show?

[Caller]

He went to the website, actually. He said it was quick, easy, and y' all got back to him within, like, five or six minutes. He said it was crazy fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 Hyundai Sonata. Boy, that's sexy, Daniel, you're getting a lot of wool in that one. What, did you get so much wool you knocked up some. Some Philly, and now you've got to get a minivan?

[Caller]

Well, you know, that's confidential. I plead the fifth. Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles it's got?

[Caller]

32,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What do you want for it? I guess that's my job, right? I'm supposed to bid them?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your gig? Yeah, I just like them when they tell me what they'll take. Yeah, I said, okay, five grand. Now what do you take for it? Is it. Which one is it? Limited sport se. What do you got?

[Caller]

It's just the se.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's just the SE. Daniel lives outside the city limits. Daniel, did you. Were you raised outside the city limits?

[Caller]

I was raised inside, but I got a redneck background.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got you, Daniel. You got your $12,000 Hyundai. This ain't one of them hundred thousand dollar Hyundai's. This is one of them 12, $12,000 Hyundai's. Does $12,000 buy the Hyundai?

[Caller]

Man, I'd be willing to make a deal. How quick can I get it to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll come get it. We'll come pick it up for you. Go to give me the vi n. Givemethe vin.com. push the VIN number in the picture. Say, Wolf, hit me at 12 on the air. I want to sell it. What's next? And we'll wrap it up and get somebody over there with a check and pick it up. And that's how we do it.

[Caller]

Oh, man, it sounds easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean? Does it have a clean carfax? If this car has damage history in its past, then it'll be 10% less.

[Caller]

Okay, I've got a clean one.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, good.

[Maria Estella Garza]

We're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Bada bing, bada boom. Bye.

[Caller]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Dan.

[Darth Vader]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or just go to. Give me the vinyl.com.

[Bobbo]

You know what, John? I think I can feel the retail end of our audience tuning in. All the dealers, car dealers going out, getting ready for a great Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, ballooning up.

[Turley]

Yeah, ballooning up.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's.

[Turley]

Oh, where they put the balloons on the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, that's so cheesy. Oh, it's so bad. Ballooning up.

[Bobbo]

Spaghetti man.

[JD Ryan]

Dancing air guy.

[Bobbo]

Spaghetti man.

[JD Ryan]

He's winding up. Who.

[Turley]

Who does that? Who gets that job? No, no, the job. It's like the low man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you mean the middle to the low guys. The old guys don't have to, but they have to go out and tie balloons on all those damn cars.

[Bobbo]

There's a certain, we'll, we'll say introductory degree that you get. It's called the fng and that's who does it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob, you've got a shout out song request from Tyler here. Tyler, good morning. You're on there.

[Caller]

Oh, what's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much, really.

[Caller]

Cool. I never really got to call radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're on.

[Bobbo]

You're on now, Tyler. But your phone's broke.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, tell your mom to buy you a new phone. It didn't work. 800. 800. Typical Mexican guy with a phone that didn't work.

[Bobbo]

I hardly ever get that. I hardly ever get that.

[JD Ryan]

Why you gotta do that?

[Bobbo]

Their phone. Most of their phones are the most bueno that you talk to.

[JD Ryan]

Papo, you're not helping.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, my God.

[Maria Estella Garza]

I want to say something about what you said about my friend Tyler because no, it's not cool to say that Mexicans don't have good phones because who do you buy your phone from? That's right. A chano.

[JD Ryan]

No, I didn't.

[Maria Estella Garza]

A Chicano just like me.

[JD Ryan]

Not necessarily.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, when Obama's out of office, he's got to go gather all them phones back.

[Maria Estella Garza]

My name is Maria Estella Garza. When I have cell phones. Oh, nice many cell phones to sell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna. You're gonna have a lot of people that are having to turn their Obama.

[JD Ryan]

Phones back and no, they get to keep them.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they don't. They get. Yeah. No, no, no. And then, then they're going to be coming to you. Maria Estel Lavonza, Miami Sound Machine.

[Darth Vader]

Hello, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was this their other phone? Is Darth Vader a phone salesman too?

[Darth Vader]

This is the prince of darkness.

[JD Ryan]

Clearly you work for atc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan.

[Darth Vader]

All Obama phones come back to me. Satan. Just want to make that clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Is that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you issue them to begin with?

[Darth Vader]

Well, we do have a contract.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to do with Trump? Are there gonna be Trump phones for all of the rednecks?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Trump.

[Darth Vader]

I've been knowing that guy for a long time. We've made a few deals.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the Trump phone gonna look like?

[Darth Vader]

Well, it's actually really kind of fancy. It's gold on top of the. It's got a great looking cover and it never shuts up.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Go to givemetheven.gov Khalid He. Good morning, you're on the air. 11F150 Raptor with a buck 30 on the miles. Is it an extended cab or regular cab or a crew cab?

[Caller]

That's a crew cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big miles. How nice is it?

[Caller]

It's actually in really good shape. It's got a little bit of extras on it. Some aftermarket bumpers, some live bars behind the grill, all that. It's been very well taken care of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, 20 grand.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will 20 grand buy it with 130,000 miles?

[Caller]

I've gotten a little bit more than that on offers. I've just had it listed on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

For a little bit. What does it take to buy the car? Khalid?

[Caller]

I'll stick at 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm thinking. I mean, that's a lot with 130,000 miles. And you've got me bidding against all the retail pukes off Craigslist. I mean, I'm a dealer, man. I'm like, money now. Like, hey, let me just mail you a. Check it. It's over.

[Caller]

Your best offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

22, I think. Let me look it up. This thing's so miley. I haven't bought one of this many miles ever. I mean, did you buy it new?

[Caller]

I'm the second owner. I bought. I bought a second hand it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are cool. Did you say it's extended cab, right?

[Caller]

No, it's a crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Crew Cab. I'm at 20 and he's at 26. That means we're at an impasse. So if we did the old meet in the middle deal, it would be three. Let me see if that would work. That's where everybody winds up. Let's meet in the middle. You know, when I'm arguing with my wife, we don't meet in the middle.

[JD Ryan]

You meet on her side, right? Yes, because she possesses the thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Khalid, if we met in the middle. In the middle, do we have a deal?

[Caller]

Yeah, but think about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to think about nothing. I'm here by the damn car. My God. You want me to pay for him, right? When we make a deal, you want me to pay for it, right? Right now? Hey, man, you brag and you say you'll pay for him right now. Okay, what if I say I won't think about it?

[Caller]

Well, how about this? I got another car as well to throw in the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, one at a time. One at a time. I mean, this. This two. This threesome action, you know, I like to focus on one gallon at a time. So how much? So you're at 26, I'm at 20. I've offered you 23 grand, and you want to think about it. Okay, how much to buy the car? Does 23. 2. Buy it right now. And here's the deal. When we make our deal, we're done. I mean, we have made an agreement over the radio. We've shook hands. We are men of our word, and we don't flake. Neither one of us. Agreed. Yeah, I'm fixing to buy this damn car from you. Are you prepared to sell it?

[Caller]

I am. How about 25?

[John Clay Wolf]

How about 24 and I'll buy it.

[Caller]

Okay, let me get your information on there. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on. I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be pushy. We got 130, 000 mile truck, 24 grand. Have we. Are we. Are we finalizing a deal? Are you still being flaky? Okay, we met in the middle once and now we've met in the middle again. So. Okay, Now I'm at 24. It's good for right now unless your battery runs out on your phone. So I'm at 24 and you're at where?

[Caller]

It's one of those that I have a 25 offer. So I was trying to get it close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's what I needed to know. So some. But my money might spend a little faster, a little greener and a little less trouble than the other guys. I know that you understand that and. And that's. Sure. So If I give 25 to own the car and it's over with.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I own the car. So now where is my car? Okay, I know where there's some speedway. Craig Myers out there I can have. I could send him the. Anyway, we'll line that up. So we bought one car. JD yeah. I've got this cool Raptor. But it's out in Ennis if you want to drive it this weekend. We'll have to go see Caleb to go get it.

[JD Ryan]

Let's go get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What else? That man, his money.

[Caller]

Also I have a 2003 BMW M5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And the Raptor's got a good clear title.

[Caller]

Oh yeah, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 2003 M5. Caleb, you got some cool stuff to be living in. A cool wheel.

[JD Ryan]

What are you doing in Ennis?

[Caller]

Actually I have a chrome shop down in US. We sell 18 wheeler parts and accessories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I mean man's got a Raptor, man's got an empire, he's got some taste in automobiles. I'll get in that. But I mean I know some people.

[Caller]

I also have a 72 challenger if you want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and I need to call. Yeah. Is it an RT?

[Caller]

No, no, it's not an RT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a cylinder?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got a 340 in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But was it born as a six cylinder or an Essie?

[Caller]

Yeah, actually, yeah, I'm sorry. It was born as a six cylinder. It had a 340 put in it and it's. It's completely. Everything's redone on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is that car?

[Caller]

That one? Actually, I have it 20 grand for auction here pretty soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you sending it to no Kona?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you sending it to the auction up in the Kona?

[Caller]

No, it's. There's an auction that comes to Dallas twice a year. The leak auction out of Oklahoma.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know all these auctions. I. We didn't not do well there last time. Do you want more than 20,000 for them?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I was. I was hoping to get about at least 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right. Hey, I got to keep cruising. Go to givemethevin.com. give me the VI. Load that car up. And the other ones, don't do them all in one. Just do separate deals. But say wolf and what I give for this Raptor?

[Turley]

25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say John bought my truck for 25. Here's the VIN, here's the pictures. How do I get paid? And we'll. And I'll also get a number on the M5. I like those two, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com we will be back after what's on the playlist. Bo.

[Bobbo]

Stay tuned. We've got rock on the way from pretty reckless back and more on 97. One, the eagle with the John Clay Wolf show. Stay tuned. There's more on the way.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey now. Good morning, Houston. Lousiana. We've got some new affiliates this morning. We've got the Bear. Actually, you could do the call outs. You know him, Bob.

[Bobbo]

10:47, the bear, the classic rock station. And it's been a long time since.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've said that on their airwaves and in Wichita Falls and then the same thing in Abilene. I think it's 102 something. 102. 3. The bear.

[Bobbo]

There's two rock for the Abilene Valley.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Valley. There's a valley out there.

[Bobbo]

Is there an abilene Valley?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 102. The bear. It's badass. I love the bear.

[Bobbo]

One of the two. The bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll show you guys what we do real quick. We're gonna be here till noon, by the way. Scott, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

What's happening?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. 13 Jag. Which one? It says XSR, but I don't think there is a Jag. XSR S. XFR?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

White with black powder coat wheels. It's got the speed pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an eight cylinder or six?

[Caller]

It's a supercharged eight cylinder. 515 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. XFR S. XFR no.

[Caller]

PSDR all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought the supercharger was the S. How many miles? 33. I got that. What color?

[Caller]

Yep, it's white with a black powder coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it new?

[Caller]

Yes. Had 13 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, it was expensive. Are you sitting down? Have you already had it bit anywhere else?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. I wish somebody else would have busted you in so that I could be the good guy. Okay. Okay. It's got what on the miles? It's got 33.

[JD Ryan]

Have you really a good day up till now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything's cool. No, he knows it's got big miles on it. I'm a. I'm a 37 grand buyer.

[Bobbo]

What was that?

[Caller]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I told you it was gonna hurt.

[Turley]

You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't lie.

[Caller]

That hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

And actually, I was wanting to say 35, but I didn't want you getting mad, so I went to 37.

[Caller]

Oh, no, no. I didn't buy it to make money off of.

[Darth Vader]

I bought it.

[Caller]

Drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. There you go. I'm in Fort Worth. You can drop it off over at Camp Boy. And over there by. You know where the Red Carpet car Wash is? Next to Sunflower Shop?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Behind Gallagaskins. You can walk in there with that Jag. So give me my damn check. Pay him. Pay that man his money, and we will give you a check. And you run it up Southwest Bank. Cash that.

[Caller]

There you go. All right, Bab.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate it. Go to givemetheven.com and let me take a look at it. Send me a couple pictures. And I got to pull the Carfax. Make sure the Carfax clean. I may give a little more if that ain't gonna do it, but it's not gonna be a whole hell of.

[Caller]

A lot more, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless I'm missing something. And that VIN number might help me. So do. Go to givemetheven.com and load that VIN number. Give me a couple pictures. 800, 800. 7234.

[Bobbo]

Today's program is powered by givemethe vin.com. get your car information in now@givemethe vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is JD Ryan. JD Ryan.

[Bobbo]

JD Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What was that? Turley? Those guys are. We are not fags. We are not at all. And his name is Babbo. Like a clown.

[JD Ryan]

Hi, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[JD Ryan]

He's a. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Bobbo]

Come on, man.

[JD Ryan]

Be nice.

[Turley]

Donald Trump. It wasn't me.

[JD Ryan]

Bob was in mourning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will never. This is such a stupid story, but it's true. 20 years ago. Maybe it wasn't 20, but about 15. I'm sitting out in Sweetwater.

[Darth Vader]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anna Bear stand. Of course. And I was listening to my walk band, or whatever the hell it was back then. Right, Right. And I was listening to the bear on 102. What is it? 102.

[Turley]

It's 102.

[John Clay Wolf]

102. Something, right?

[Turley]

And just the bear 102.

[John Clay Wolf]

I listen to the bear 102. And the playlist was awesome.

[JD Ryan]

Was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, man, why don't they have a real station like this in.

[JD Ryan]

Was it country? Was it rock?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's rock. It's rock. It's rock. And I don't remember what they were playing, but, like, the right Joe Walsh song.

[JD Ryan]

The good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the right Don Henley song. Right. And the right Led Zeppelin song off of Physical Graffiti. Yeah. Not the crap that's on everywhere. I was like, holy s. This is it.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody's got it together.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And so I'm happy to be on that. And when I got to Wichita Falls, when I bought the Wolf Ford Wolf Dodge up there, they added the same thing, the bear 147. And same playlist. I was like, ah, back. Back in my element.

[Darth Vader]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, that's. It's ironic that that's where we just landed, and we're starting our. To syndicate our show, and we wound up on these stations.

[JD Ryan]

It all comes back around.

[John Clay Wolf]

It all comes back. So if you're a deer hunter and you listen to the station, I'm with you, dog. I'm with you. Diesel trucks, we buy them. Yes, I know half you guys are listening. We're unemployed from the oil field. No, we can't make your payoff if it's high, but we can. We will pay off your payoff. But if it's worth 20,000 and your payoff's 30, you got to come up with 10G. We had a guy yesterday, he had a, you know, megacab Dodge out in Midland. Off the website, givemetheven.com and his payoff was 40 grand. And I hit his truck at 33, and he was like, I don't understand how this works. You got to write them. He never got it. But when he heard me say the words, I'll pay off your payoff, great, dude, you got a deal. And I'm like, okay. I mean, I already explained to him that the seven grand negative upside down is his, not mine. But he heard that. We'll pay off your payoff. Oh, where you want it?

[Bobbo]

I'm in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like bringing it. Time the F out. Slow the hell down.

[JD Ryan]

Slow your roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you excited him and I felt bad because, dude, everybody's been pummeled out there. However, with every artificial high that. You know what. The space shuttle takes off and goes straight up.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it comes down. And these oil booms always do the same damn thing.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you're a dump truck driver and you've got a GED and you're making $120,000 a year, you knew. You knew. You ripping them off. You knew.

[JD Ryan]

But it's never gonna end, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leroy. Did they not know?

[JD Ryan]

It ain't never gonna end, Leroy.

[John Clay Wolf]

They knew what they was doing.

[JD Ryan]

No, they didn't.

[Darth Vader]

They should have never given those people money.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Rick James?

[Darth Vader]

That's what they happen all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

They knew they was put. They was robbing the bank, driving your dump truck.

[Darth Vader]

You make good money anyway going to oil field. Get that class ACDL. You got about a one year period, Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lasted about five. But they all went out and bought new $50,000 diesel trucks. Every single one.

[JD Ryan]

I was just in Houston. They're still driving around and they're. And there's guys are working too. Somebody's working in.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[JD Ryan]

The whole. The hotel I stayed in, it's all. It's all oil people.

[Darth Vader]

That's like my friend, chocolate brown. Ain't nobody needs full boats, okay? What you gonna do with full boats? You only got two sons.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're rejoining the Eagle in Dallas in about a couple 30 seconds. 30 seconds. So you're gonna have to give me a good countdown. We're gonna start it over. Is that right?

[Turley]

Yeah, we just reset the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So we're bringing on another affiliate out of Dallas, Texas. Nice. M1, the Eagle. Their playlist is not as good as you country dudes on the Bears. I'm telling you, if they put me behind the wheel, that thing. Straightening out the rock that rocks. What? What's the bear? What's the bear deal?

[Bobbo]

Stand by the classic.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for The John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Mr. Brownstone. So guns N Roses is coming back to Dallas, Fort Worth and Houston, Texas.

[Turley]

They're. They're going all over.

[Maria Estella Garza]

World tour. Coast to coast, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, coast to coast.

[Bobbo]

Are tickets already on sale for that?

[Turley]

Yes. Friday they went on sale, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a ticket set?

[Turley]

Cowboys Stadium, which they're only going to do half.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, they're overdoing it. I went to GNR four years ago.

[Turley]

That's not the original.

[John Clay Wolf]

The only difference is Slash is playing the guitar. Who gives a. Nah, Slash is good, man. I'm not saying he's not good, but is he? 50,000 more seats. Good.

[Turley]

No, for me, I'm going to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I went last time and I enjoyed it.

[Turley]

I want to see the lineup. You know, I want to. I was too young back in the 80s when they peaked the late 80s there.

[Darth Vader]

Right.

[Turley]

I didn't get to experience the Guns N Roses show. I want to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. It's, it's. It's okay.

[Bobbo]

I mean, isn't it easy, too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, real. You want to give somebody some real kudos. Give Merle Haggard some real kudos. Well, he died this week.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he didn't.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Merle Hanger died. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Back to the fact the country music world is just in morning. Luke Bryant came out this week. No, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it.

[JD Ryan]

He actually did come out with a comment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Run over by a car.

[JD Ryan]

Now, Luke Bryan said he's very sad to hear that Merlin Haggard had died. He's the best wizard in Harry Potter ever. So he was really sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, yeah. Dude. You never got drunk to this? Of course this is it. Silver.

[JD Ryan]

I was driving this week. I was down in Houston. I was listening to a country station. Somebody go. I'm just devastated. I can't believe Merle Hagar just died.

[Darth Vader]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

I can't believe he lived that long. Yeah, the guy really had a hard life and he had a great life. Let him go.

[Bobbo]

That's amazing, though. He dies on his 79th birthday.

[JD Ryan]

On his birthday? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Didn't David Bowie die really close to his, like, 69th birthday?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. So, I mean, do you think it's magical?

[Bobbo]

I know I find it ironic.

[JD Ryan]

Isn't it ironic?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm ready to die whenever you're not.

[Turley]

What was that?

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just. I mean, I've lived a Good life, too. So what? So back to Guns N Roses and Merle Haggard. Merle, don't. Weren't you telling me something about.

[Bobbo]

Well, Axel. Axel has apparently cleaned up his. His act a lot. Turley has found a kind of an independent release that Axel has put out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, can I tell you guys something real quick? Y' all really suck.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I, like, set you up so perfect for this transition into the segue into this bit, and you all just look at me like a bunch of dumbasses. Wow, man. Guns N Roses and Merle Haggard. Wow, man. That'd be wild, man. Okay, so, Bobbo, now's the time to roll into the Guns N Roses. Does Merle Haggard bit. Y' all didn't even do it.

[Turley]

Well, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Turley, if you heard earlier in.

[Turley]

The show, when we're on at 8 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Turley]

Also, if you want to stream us. Yeah, @givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Turley]

You stream us there. Axl Rose has a new album out. That's the reason why he's joined back with Guns N Roses, because, yes, he needs to support this new album.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got to write the songs first before we play them on the radio.

[Turley]

He needs some reason to get this, collect this money for this new album that he's got. He's changed quite a bit, hasn't he, Bob?

[Bobbo]

But Turley's an inside guy, and he's got. He's got cuts of some of the tracks that have come out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, I don't.

[Bobbo]

I don't think they're Merle Haggard, So I don't know where Merle Haggard came from. We were talking about Guns N Roses.

[John Clay Wolf]

You told me last night, hey, wouldn't it be funny if we did Axl Rose Sings Merle Haggard Songs, A tribute album? And I said, yes. And you said, I'm going to be working on that. And we threw ideas together. So I just assume when we get here and we're on the air, we've got Axl Rose keyed up, ready to sing Merle Haggard songs.

[Bobbo]

Well, I guess you're not communicating with your producer very much because he had some different ideas.

[Turley]

We changed the idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how about sharing that with the effing host?

[Bobbo]

That sounds like a great idea, but that's not exactly what I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't y' all just do what you entertain me? Hey, man, you're here to make me laugh.

[Bobbo]

I'm just the talent, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I make me laugh.

[Bobbo]

I spoke to everybody, you know, with a Go ahead authorization on this deal. And that's the producer, Tur. See, this show's a production. You know what it takes more than anything. More than. I mean, you bid cars and you're frenetically energetic and people. And that's enjoyable.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm an attractive, middle aged male.

[Bobbo]

JD Is tuned in. He's a radio professional. He's got all the information of what's going on all over the world. He's got his thumb on the pulse. I'm a goofy bastard.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is what we do.

[Bobbo]

But Turley, the producer, he makes it all happen. He says to me, well, you know, people don't know all those Simon and Garfunkel songs because the idea was for Disturbed to sing Simon and Garfunkel.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was my idea too. And I think Disturbed needs to put out a whole Simon and Garfunkel greatest hits act.

[Bobbo]

What about if Merle Haggard sang Guns N Roses songs? And I said, okay. And all the way down the line, I said, okay to all these ideas. He said, wait a minute, wait a minute. What if. What if Axl Rose sang Merle Haggard songs? And I said, great. He said, wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute. What if Axl Rose sang like he.

[Turley]

Has a gospel album out?

[Bobbo]

Like none of our rock audience know Merle Haggard songs, though I think they probably do. But you know what? I said, okay, Turley, okay. Because what do I always say to the producer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay. I'm just the talent.

[John Clay Wolf]

So after that convoluted build up, can we get there?

[Turley]

Yes. Here's Axl Rose's new album that he's promoting now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is it about? Well, just take a listen. All right.

[Bobbo]

K T Records is proud to present songs to inspire and lift you up from the award winning lead singer of Guns N Roses, Axl Rose. His amazing conversion can show the world the way to Christ on the new collection, Take Me down to Nazareth City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take me down to Nazareth. I just got it.

[Maria Estella Garza]

Amazing grace oh, how sweet the sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just want my coffee.

[Maria Estella Garza]

That's sad. I'm not a wretch. Yes, I am, baby.

[Darth Vader]

Wa.

[Maria Estella Garza]

And sings myself my savior God to me Whoa, how great thou art Jesus, how great they are.

[Bobbo]

This is a little religious. And as primary songwriter on all those Guns N Roses classic tunes, Axl has the liberty to turn those songs into all new uplifting gospel classics.

[Maria Estella Garza]

You know where you are, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in the water.

[Maria Estella Garza]

You're gonna be baptized. You're swimming with Jesus, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta live.

[Bobbo]

I've been hanging with my sweet Jesus.

[Maria Estella Garza]

He Brings me hope and joy he's gonna make the devil leave me alone. Oh, no, no Devil leave me alone.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa, whoa.

[Maria Estella Garza]

Oh, sweet son of God. Oh, my son of God.

[Bobbo]

And the classic chart topper, Paradise City's been born again. Just like Axl.

[Maria Estella Garza]

Take me down to Jerusalem City where the ground is brown the girls are covered I want to take me to my Lord I want see my Lord Please take me to my lord give me $20.

[Bobbo]

Axl rose. Jerusalem City available now at all Michaels and Chick Fil a stores.

[Turley]

All right, so there's the new album that he's promoting.

[Darth Vader]

J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Wow. I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was all worth it. It was all worth it. All my anger and anguish was worth it.

[Bobbo]

It's funny, now he may have a secret album of Merle Haggard classics coming out. I won't know until my producer tells me to cut it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, did you ever get the guitar restrung in the studio? Did you?

[Bobbo]

No, you're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes or no?

[Bobbo]

The in the studio is our guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Could we work on that? Because then if something like this comes up. Or we could knock off some Axel Does Merle. We're ready. Because I have a feeling that the singer knows how to play the chords to Merle songs.

[Bobbo]

Wouldn't that be funny?

[John Clay Wolf]

It would be funny.

[Turley]

And that was all powered by gimmetheven.com if you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buddy. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jimmy, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Well, I'm proud to be an Okie from.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you probably are too.

[Caller]

Place where even squares can have a ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Queers. I'm good. How are you?

[Caller]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 13 Lincoln MKX. MKX. I get all these M. Lincoln screwed up. Is that the. Is that the Ford Edge?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four wheel drive or all wheel drive or front wheel drive? Two wheel drive, two wheel drive, leather roof, Nav.

[Caller]

It's that dark, dark, dark brown. Looks black. Sometimes leather. No math.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like Bobbo's old prom date.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 Lincoln MKX with 29. Dark black. Dark brown. Dark brown. There's no dark brown on here, does it? It's got leather roofing, nav. It's got 29,000 miles, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 23,500.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if that don't buy it, then you too high because I'm all over it like a cheap suit.

[Caller]

No, I think that about where you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you be staying? Where you be staying?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm in Old River, Texas. About halfway between Houston, Beaumont.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to give me the vendor.

[Caller]

You know how it is for a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, tell them what we talked about. Make sure you tell them what I bet it out on the radio. If it's got a bad carfax, I might have to back it up. But if it's. What you're saying is I'll buy it. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio mike in Louisiana. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

04 Silverado with 182. Is it two wheel drive or four? I mean, you're in the state of Louisiana, so it must be a four wheel drive. I think that's part of the highway department rage. What? Yeah. Is that where you're getting rid of it?

[Caller]

No, I'm getting rid of it because I have another vehicle already purchased.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Kunas with a two wheel drive Chevy. Are you. Where are you really from?

[Caller]

I'm. I'm actually from Duson, Louisiana, but I just bought a 1985 Blazer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, four Chevy. Two wheel drive with the Buck 82 is worth a couple grand. Maybe three. Two to three. I need pictures. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, give me the vin.com. push the pictures and we will take a look. See and put a number on it. What did you think of Axl Rose singing hymns?

[Caller]

It was pretty funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that was pretty funny. I'm still laughing over here. I was. I like it when they entertain me and I don't have to do it all. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Mike T. What you got for me?

[Turley]

Mike T in the house?

[Darth Vader]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You just throwing it to me? What you got for me, J.D. ryan?

[JD Ryan]

Are you talking to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Entered.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, I'm so zoned out, you guys.

[Turley]

Was that uncomfortable for you as a man of the cloth?

[JD Ryan]

I wasn't even listening to.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. JD's gotten very religious, so he did not appreciate that. I want to appreciate.

[JD Ryan]

Not religious. I'm just spiritual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What did you not appreciate? Axl Rose singing.

[JD Ryan]

It was, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[JD Ryan]

It was great. It was a moment of Zen for me. Let me see. Let me. It's tax time, John. You know that. Are we doing news?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you just go back to sleep? Hey, we're. We're going out and click that axle thing and play it on the way.

[Darth Vader]

Excuse me. J.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't do that.

[Darth Vader]

This is the Prince of Darkness speaking.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, I'm in trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prince, did you have an issue with Axl Rose singing gospel?

[Darth Vader]

I didn't care for it either.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like Randy from American Idol meets Darth Vader. I didn't care for it, dog.

[Darth Vader]

Give me the pound, dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

A will be right back. All affiliates, thanks for joining. We're gonna be here till noon. If we come off of your stage reporting, you can go to GoWolf.com click. Listen live for the stream. Stream. Remember our. I, our. What do you call it? Itunes. John Clay Wolf shows on the itunes. It loads up about 2 o' clock every Saturday. And we'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. Remember, Give me the VIN. GiveMeTheVin.com is where you go for us to buy your car. And that's what we do all week long all over the state of Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma. We buy cars. That's what we do as a real job. Just go to givemetheven.com, put your VIN number in and your pick. If I don't beat a CarMax offer, I will overnight you a check for $100. I mean, I don't know what else I can say. If you don't think my money's right, then back that up, dog.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So hang on. If we did do Merle Sings, Axl, what would it sound like?

[Bobbo]

That's a totally different thing. Well, it'd be like, give me a simple Merle single. You guys sing to me. Reminds me of childhood memory. Everything is as clear as a bright blue sky.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds pretty good, Bob.

[JD Ryan]

That's pretty good.

[Turley]

It'd actually be a good album to produce.

[Bobbo]

Merle should have done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Merle should have done that and not been dicking around with Jewel. And then she got all hard up for old men and she left the guy and she's out of Steamville now. Did you know that?

[Bobbo]

How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

She left her bull rider.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she went screwed in Eskimo or something, you know. Oh, no, no, no. That was her first husband.

[Bobbo]

Was she from Alaska? That's a hot bit of young lady right there. She's quite a striking young woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get into all that on the next. I love this song. God, I love this song.

[JD Ryan]

Big city.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needed to die a while back. I'm glad he's gone because now we can really enjoy him. He was getting to that point where he was gone.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. The last. The last show. Do you hear about the last show that he had?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to be alive when you're pooping yourself?

[JD Ryan]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You mean just walk up and pop you in the head with a 35? No, 30. 38.

[JD Ryan]

Problem, John, is I'll get like a hangnail. And you go, well, here. Time. Bye, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bam, Bam, wait. Bring this up, Turley.

[JD Ryan]

You look like you were suffering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somewhere in. Let's hear your best impersonation, Bob. Your best karaoke tomorrow, I think you're on.

[Bobbo]

Give me all I've got coming to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty good.

[Bobbo]

Pretty close. That's because I'm not high.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you were high, would you do it better?

[Bobbo]

I used to. Boy, man. Back in the. Back in the 90s.

[Darth Vader]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Used to smoke grass and sing Merle Haggard.

[Bobbo]

Of course. Didn't we all?

[JD Ryan]

No, did Merle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't we all? So what would it sound like if Merle Haggard smoked grass and sing I'll.

[Bobbo]

Be drinking that free bubble up, eating that rainbow stew.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

You remember that Merle was. I mean, did you see the last Johnny Paycheck? The last Merle in Rolling Stone was, like, in 2008. It's when we were working in Vernon together. Remember I showed you that interview?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The guy said, you know, all he does is ride around on his ATV and fish and smoke dope. And, you know, because he was diagnosed with cancer, like, in 2003, I'm surprised you're still here.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I kept saying.

[Bobbo]

I can't believe going.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to his last show, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

His last show, actually, he came out there with Toby Keith.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. And that's what killed him.

[JD Ryan]

True story now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[JD Ryan]

And he was very.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, it's come to this. I'll just rather stay here and die.

[JD Ryan]

He had a hard time, kid. He couldn't get his breath because of his lungs. And he looked at Toby and he said, hey, Toby, how many of my songs do you know? Toby said, I know them all, and I don't need a teleprompter. And Merle came out, did about three songs, looked at Toby. Toby finished the show without a beat, without missing a beat. And that was the last time Merle was on stage.

[Turley]

Did Merle stay on stage the whole time?

[JD Ryan]

He stayed on stage. He. He did the first three songs, then Toby did the rest of the show. And Merle was there with him. He couldn't sing.

[Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never saw. I never saw the Hagen person.

[JD Ryan]

I saw him at Billy Bob's you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, he's got this stupid. Not stupid. It's not stupid. But it's stupid that I like it because I'm. I'm showing a softy side. But that Oprah all in the Movies song, that's a good tune, dude.

[Bobbo]

He's done. I mean, since the mid-60s, Merle Haggard's been a force in country music. He got really popular really fast. You know why? Because he wrote a lot of his own songs, right? And he had. You know, Merle Haggard is a real live Okie. I mean, he was. His family came out of the Dust bowl in Oklahoma. You know, they lived in a converted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Box car in California from Muskogee. What, did he make it or did he copy it?

[Bobbo]

No, he wrote that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Bobbo]

He wrote that. I don't know why he was so angry at the time.

[JD Ryan]

Something about Oklahoma Rebus from there. Toby's from there. Garth is from there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Merle Injun Joe.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Well, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pocahontas.

[Bobbo]

Everybody but George Jones. Willie and George Strayed.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. George Straight used to keep a mistress up there.

[JD Ryan]

I think George Drake has got a beautiful rockport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know that every time I cross that red river Boy, don't sing. I go to fooling around no, no. What is it, boy? Every time we cross that red river there's a Texan dad talking to his son. Every time we cross that red river in Oklahoma I go to stealing things and your mama goes to fooling around. I had one experience in Oklahoma. One business experience, two.

[JD Ryan]

I bet it was a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in El Paso on the old Oklahoma package.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No sales tax on smokes, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't like Texans. They don't want to do business with Texans.

[Bobbo]

I don't want to. I don't want to be, you know, confrontational about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you noki?

[Darth Vader]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I figured that was wrong, but the.

[Bobbo]

Feeling might be mutual. I guess it depends on which Texan you ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

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Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

That dude talking downline when we're rejoining the name network.

[Darth Vader]

He really scares me.

[Turley]

Hey, it's Andre, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he. I mean, do something about that.

[Darth Vader]

45 seconds makes me pent up.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounds like Darth Vader or something when he's talking. It's like, golly, sounds so serious. 800-800-Radio is a call in number and give me the vin.com website. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[Caller]

Good morning, John. How are you today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Tony. Tony, Tony. Where are you from?

[Caller]

I told Houston originally from New York, but I live in Houston for nine years.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's our Tony. Our Tony.

[Caller]

I spoke to you. Yeah, I spoke to you couple of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Weeks ago, you told us our entire, your entire family tree from the east coast. God, please don't drag me through that again. It's a good Italian, but you got.

[Bobbo]

Any snappers in the family?

[Caller]

That guy referred another guy and he was trying to get more for his trade and he wound up getting 2900 more. He was from Sugar Land. I don't know the guy and I don't know what he traded in. But you did real well for him also. And it's definitely a real thing and I want to. I didn't. It never really struck me, but we're neighbors. I'm. I'm next to you on in your. The Tomball store. I'm. I'm Robert's Carpet. Right? Next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, I'm. You're. You're getting confused with. Ah, I know. I live in Burleson, Texas, dude. I live in the country. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Steve, good morning. You're on the here.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning. How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. O2 Porsche GT2. GT2.

[JD Ryan]

GT2, GT2.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that mean, a GT2? A, a, a Carrera 2?

[Caller]

No, it's a GT2 GT2.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 2002 model.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

First year they made them first we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ever heard of them, so I didn't think they made them back then. First year's an O3 dog. I mean, I'm not trying to be a smart ass, but I know my s. And the first year of a Porsche GT2 is an 03.

[Caller]

I'm gonna bid it technically all three. I would have guessed, but it's, it's. I mean it came out no, two.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all that's true. If it's an 03, we'll just bid it as an 03. So it's a 2002 with 12. How many miles? I mean, what color 12?

[Caller]

It's yellow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I almost said horror yellow, but that's not right. That's red.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Horror yellow would be like after you got to go to the doctor. Yeah, that'd be the sick yellow.

[Darth Vader]

It's burning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 40 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah, maybe worth 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bada bing, bada boom. I'll buy. How long can you shut up? How long have you had it?

[Caller]

Since. Since.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm.

[Caller]

Well, I just acquired it in. I acquired about six cars. That was one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

You bought a package. Are you were inherited?

[Caller]

Yes. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell more? Do you want to sell more of them?

[Caller]

I don't know. Do you want to buy a McLaren? If you want, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's, let's do this. Go to givemetheven.com, load up this Porsche, get the VIN number and we'll start with that one. Then we'll start clicking down the list. I buy a hundred ,thousand dollar cars, $200,000 cars, 300,000. I bought a $340,000 Lamborghini Aventador the other day. I mean, we are not scared of big, big purchases.

[Caller]

You're gonna have to come up a little bit on that P1 though. All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. We'll get with.

[Caller]

It. A lot of.

[John Clay Wolf]

It. We got it. We've got a lot of stuff here, so I mean a lot of merch to discuss too much on the air. So go to givemetheven.com. load this one, say have John call me. We'll get on it after the.

[Caller]

Show. You got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800. 800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com have you.

[JD Ryan]

Heard about the new Ford GT? They're coming out with.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The hot rod, the new.

[JD Ryan]

One. Yeah, yeah. But here they're taking applications. You can't just buy one.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. ryan, I got a buddy.

[JD Ryan]

With. No, seriously, I'm talking to you. I got a buddy who wants to apply. He's got. He's got a lot of money, but he's going to apply for the.

[John Clay Wolf]

City. Don't buy off your own supply. Seriously, unless you.

[JD Ryan]

Apply. Isn't that bizarre? Ford making you apply to get a car. Oh, dear God. Here we go on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eagle. Back in. Back in 82. It was 82. Hey, we were talking earlier. No, Ferrari's like that. Ferrari lines them up. Yeah, that's the.

[JD Ryan]

Thing. Ford is taking a Ferrari.

[John Clay Wolf]

Approach. Yeah, you have to be approved to buy a new.

[JD Ryan]

Ferrari. They're only gonna make a thousand of these, and they're gonna sell 250. 250 of them a year. And you have to apply to get a Ford gt. I got a buddy of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who'S applying now that we're into all these snobby Highline cars. If you're in one of the snobby Highline car dealership, Houston or Dallas, I'll be hiring anywhere. You know, the Ferrari Adele, Boardwalk, Ferrari Dallas or wherever, say. And they give you your trade in appraisal. Say, what did John Clay Wolf offer? Have you talked to him.

[JD Ryan]

Yet? Have you talked to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf? Because the Wolf typically brings a little more coin with him. So. And I do business with all those guys, so seriously, you know, you can always tell them to call us, and we'll. We'll give him a number on your trade. If you're wanting to trade it in or just go to. Give me the vin.com. bob. What? What? We were talking earlier. Yeah. I really enjoyed your Axl Rose bit. Oh.

[JD Ryan]

Wow. That was.

[Bobbo]

Fun. I'll tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Him. But I. I was. I was looking forward. For those of you just tuned in, you don't know what we're talking about. But I was really had my heart set on Merle Haggard sings Guns N Roses. Right?

[Bobbo]

And. Which is a great idea. I don't know why we didn't. Which we were discussing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yesterday. But then y' all spin that around him. Guns and Roses sings Gospel, which was very funny. It really was. It was really funny. Funny. Right. You caught me off guard. But I still have this idea. I still want to hear. What would Merle Haggard singing, like, the chorus to welcome to the Jungle sound like?

[JD Ryan]

Huh? Mighty Merle sings Guns and.

[Bobbo]

Roses. When you're high, you never, never want to come down. So down. You nailed.

[Turley]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. That. That is the ultimate tribute to the Guns and Roses. Frighteningly good start.

[Bobbo]

Baby. You're good in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beginning. Where we at? What is.

[Bobbo]

This? I can't imagine him going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Turley, you have to be.

[Bobbo]

Slow. I'm going to watch you.

[JD Ryan]

Bleed. Boy, you're really started over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley. More of a beginning. This is the beginning. So here you go in 3, 2.

[Bobbo]

1. Welcome to the jungle we got fun in games Learn to live like an animal in the jungle where we.

[JD Ryan]

Play yeah, you have to slow it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Down.

[Bobbo]

It's too high. There are too many lyrics in a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line. Rest in peace, hag. We enjoyed your company. Yeah, but we enjoyed the.

[JD Ryan]

Radio. We're like, I'm so devastated.

[Darth Vader]

Really.

[JD Ryan]

How. How did you think he was gonna get to.

[Bobbo]

Be. Yeah, it's true. And you know what I've heard, I felt and almost my immediate idea and I've heard five people say it since what, in just a few days now we still. Now we only really have.

[JD Ryan]

Willie. That's.

[Darth Vader]

True.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I've heard five of my really.

[JD Ryan]

Close friends say that country music is officially.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over. Really pissed him off as Merle Haggard does Vanilla Ice. Everybody turned us. Did you know that our. One of our logistics gals, Megan. For any of y' all have done business with. Give me the VIN already. Yeah. And if you. If y' all are selling your cars to us this week and you talk to Megan, her uncle, like not step uncle, not half breed uncle. Her uncle uncle is. Is Nilla.

[Bobbo]

Huh. Really? For.

[JD Ryan]

Real? For.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real. He was.

[JD Ryan]

In. He was in Dallas this week doing a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show. Wasn't he doing like a backyard.

[JD Ryan]

Show? He was doing it on a D D, D do it yourself DIY network. He was doing a. He come to town, picks up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houses. She didn't like to talk about it. Why? I don't know. It's just funny. I've interviewed.

[JD Ryan]

Him. He's a great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guy. Yeah. Megan is his niece. It's his brother's.

[JD Ryan]

Daughter. I went and met him on the set. He was a great guy, got along with everybody. What else in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

News? What.

[JD Ryan]

Else? International research has revealed that the more cannabis you smoke, the more likely you are to be lower paid and have relationships of problems. Also found that regular and persistent.

[John Clay Wolf]

User. Hang on, let's. Let's verify. Bobbo, is that a true.

[Bobbo]

Statement? Don't look at me. I'll tell you what. I don't think.

[JD Ryan]

So. Regular and persistent users according to this research. Remember, it's just research ended up with lower paying jobs, less skilled and less prestigious jobs than those who are regular cannabis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smokers. So what is a regular cannabis smoker versus a non regular cannabis smoker? Like he smokes like regular cannabis or he smokes the good.

[Bobbo]

Stuff. Saying like a regular cinnamon.

[JD Ryan]

User. Three to five times a week is regular as regular.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three. So I'd be a regular beer.

[JD Ryan]

Drinker. You would be a regular beer drinker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I drink beer three to five times a.

[Bobbo]

Week. It would make me a regular.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wanker. More like three, but sometimes four. But that's. And every once in a while.

[JD Ryan]

Five. You know any CEOs of banks that.

[Bobbo]

Are. When's the last time you had a nice wank? J.D. all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Her Keller is a regular alcoholic and he built the best airline in the.

[JD Ryan]

Country. That's not what I said. I said cannabis.

[Turley]

Different. Yeah, I think there's some out there. They.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. They're.

[Turley]

Not. They're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Secret. They're closet.

[Bobbo]

Smokies. You think they are really? I know the times in my life when I have not been able to afford any. Okay. Whether I was looking for it or not, those are the times that my relationships really went to hell. That's all I'm saying. It could be something about the. My taste in women.

[Darth Vader]

Maybe.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. I don't know. It is tax time. And they say a significant amount of infidelity is discovered during tax. Tax time. Cheating husbands, often. Yeah, well, all the taxes are. Everything comes out. And they say, well, that's when all the, you know, sexual infidelity follows financial infidelity. So if you're spending money on the side, you. It all comes out in tax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time. Oh, your hoe that you put up in an apartment in a Cadillac, right? The account says, where did this 23,000 go? And you said, it went to hoes. And they said, that's not.

[Turley]

Expensable. There's no ho line on the IRS.

[JD Ryan]

Line. Suddenly, well, tax time comes around. You're suddenly hiding things from the wife. If that's the case, the wife should be suspicious is all they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saying. And that comes from.

[JD Ryan]

QuickBooks. That comes from TurboTax. That one comes from CNN.com. a Southern Methodist University student is suing her sorority over a secretly recorded video of her and her other members dancing in their bras and panties. I've seen those. The national sorority office for Kappa Kappa Gamma in Ohio. That's a good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorority. At.

[JD Ryan]

Smu. I went to seniors from the smu. They expelled. They expelled them because the girls were dancing around to this video. Cowboy Casanova by Carrie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Underwood. Where would we find the.

[JD Ryan]

Video? And it's a five minute. Five minute video of the girls dancing in their bras and panties. And they leaked that video out. Now she's seeking $1 million in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damages because she'd been telling everybody she was a D.

[JD Ryan]

Cup. I. I don't know what. That's a good question. What are the damages? What are the actual damages? Inches. Show me a bit. Don't you have to prove she's been damaging.

[John Clay Wolf]

A. What's that thing? The girls, the fat cover upper? A Spanx.

[Turley]

Spanx. What are the.

[JD Ryan]

Damages? All right, so you're dancing around. First of all, don't do it if you don't want people to See.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if that's the case, then strippers are owed millions and.

[JD Ryan]

Millions. Well, this girl, her point was I was doing it in the privacy of our sorority house. That video just the idea is making me crazy all the time. These girls dancing around in their bra and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Panties. This song right here. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Baby. You come hang out at my house for one weekend. Of your.

[JD Ryan]

House? Oh, is that really happens at your.

[Bobbo]

House? Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy. You have sorority girls over on the weekend.

[Bobbo]

Craziness. I'm on the way. Well, we don't have sorority girls where I come from. We just drop by Dairy Queen and see who's hanging.

[JD Ryan]

Around. If the Kappa Kappa Gamma girls would like to send us a copy of the video, we'd be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Glad. Hey, tell me about the audio. You had something funny about a athlete getting pulled over. Oh.

[Turley]

Yeah. So, Troy Smith, Ohio State Heisman Trophy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Winner. You remember.

[Turley]

Him? From Ohio State.

[Bobbo]

Buckeyes. Big name, choice.

[Turley]

Man. He was pulled over just this past week, and the audio from the. From getting pulled over from the officer came out. And is this the real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Audio? This is real.

[Turley]

Audio. It's not a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bit. All right. And once in our life, you gotta ask around.

[Turley]

Here. Tell me if you think he was a little bit inebriated.

[Darth Vader]

Here.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you doing? Good. Yourself? I'm officer, sir. What's that? I'm officer. You're an officer? No, no.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm.

[JD Ryan]

Great. I'm.

[Caller]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. I stopped. You stopped way over the stop bar up there. You have no front tag on this and you're weaving back and.

[JD Ryan]

Forth. I wasn't back and forth. I mean, I drove this red. I mean, I live off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corn. Like, you know, up the. Up the ride up here. How much alcohol you consume.

[Caller]

Tonight? No, nothing at.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. What's your highest level.

[JD Ryan]

Education? I graduated from Ohio State.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. My name is Troy Smith. Okay. What's your highest.

[Caller]

Level? Did you got it? Just a college.

[JD Ryan]

Degree. I've graduated from Ohio State with a degree in bachelor's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. I just want to make sure you're not. Is it fair to say you know the Alphabet, sir? Definitely, but. Okay, that's what I'm trying to ask.

[Darth Vader]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? We just want to make sure you're not impaired, sir. Not at all. Okay. Can you recite the Alphabet for me? Start at the letter C and stop. The letter W. That's hard.

[JD Ryan]

The ABCs from A to Z.

[John Clay Wolf]

From C to W. Can you do.

[JD Ryan]

That? C, D, G, F, G. The H, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Oh. Whoops. That's tough. That's.

[JD Ryan]

Hard. No, Once you get started, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not. No, no, no. It's tough what he's doing. He's. He's incriminating himself. Yeah. Oh, he's hung up. He's hung up like a old dog poisoned up boat. Like a boat. What's your officer's like name? What's your name? My name's officer like. Why. Why are you doing this to me right now? Because I believe you're impaired. So I want you to watch.

[Caller]

The tip of my finger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. With a side to side fall with. Fall with your eyes.

[Caller]

Only. Your finger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shaking. It seems like you're holding. You need to.

[JD Ryan]

Stay. Yeah, that's what it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. So.

[Darth Vader]

He'S.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Got caught up just a little bit there. So he got a dwi. Oh, yeah, for.

[Turley]

Sure. He's trying to get out of it. You can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell. Oh.

[Turley]

I'm. I'm Troy Smith from Ohio State. You know.

[JD Ryan]

Me. Your fingers.

[Bobbo]

Shake. Oh, you always think you can talk your way out of that.

[JD Ryan]

Deal. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[JD Ryan]

I'm. I never thought I could. I.

[Bobbo]

Didn'T. Oh.

[JD Ryan]

No. Have you been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pulled? How many DW have you.

[JD Ryan]

Had? I'm zero. I. I'm zero. Just by the luck of God. I've been pulled over probably four times. I should have gone and I didn't. I. I got out each.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time. Did you do the old J.D. ryan move? Do you know who I cry crying, loving or leaving on kc? You know who the hell I.

[JD Ryan]

Am? Never did that. Never even tried. I'm J.D. r. I've got speeding tickets before from cops that, that recognized me or saw my. Okay, I will say I used to hang my media thing over the. The rear view mirror just. Just in case they saw it or if they'd say, where are you going tonight? I would say, well, I'm to going to the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Station. Oh, oh.

[JD Ryan]

Really? What radio? Oh, dude, seriously, like you've never gotten out of a ticket. Really? Thank you so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Much. Every county in the state of.

[JD Ryan]

Texas. Thank.

[Bobbo]

You. We had a running deal on the Bear one time for years. Doc Randall was the board guy and I'd be headed to a remote and sure enough I get pulled over for something sticker. I'm super busy, you know. Hey, guess what, Doc? Bobo, You're a little early. Yeah, yeah, I'm on the road. Guess what? The police are here. Yeah, and we had that happen a dozen times in a couple years. It was an ongoing deal. I swear it wasn't stayed. I just had a lot of policemen hanging around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas. We are leaving you now. Everywhere else. We're staying for the next two hours. Dallas listeners, you can go to GoWolf.com or give me, I think give me the VIN has a listen live button. You can stream us off the ESPN radio app for the next two hours. And remember, the podcast is up at 2 o'. Clock. ITunes. John Clay Wolf show givemetheven. Com when you remember this. Later on tomorrow, givemetheven. Com we'll buy your car. Just put it in the.