#35 John Clay Wolfe Show 04/09/16 Hour 2

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show (#35): Hour 2 – April 9, 2016

Main Theme & Purpose

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show continues its signature blend of sharp-witted banter, pop-culture musings, and car-buying action live on air. Hosts John Clay Wolfe, J.D. Ryan, Bobbo Turley, and Wallace Edwards discuss everything from movie obsessions and celebrity scandals to NFL quarterback drama, hail-damaged cars, rock & roll legends, and even the lore of Merle Haggard. As always, listeners call in to get prices quoted for their vehicles, all infused with irreverent humor and spontaneous storytelling.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Movies, Tarantino, and Favorite Actresses

• Opening Tarantino Chat (00:03–01:24)
  • John recalls a song from Tarantino’s “Death Proof.”
  • The group debates “Hateful Eight,” mentioning its graphic violence and Jennifer Jason Leigh’s performance.
  • Wolfe professes his admiration for Uma Thurman:

    “I think Uma Thurman is my favorite actress of all time... she’s the whole package: cool, witty, athletic...” – John (01:31)

2. Radio Affiliate Homecoming & Station Wars

• New Affiliates “The Bear” (02:08–03:44)
  • Shout-out to new stations in Abilene and Wichita Falls (The Bear), reminiscing about “The Outlaw.”
  • Discussion of old radio rivalries and personalities:

    “This show started in... Wichita Falls 10 years ago…” – John (02:18) “You know those guys up there hate you, right?” – John (03:18)

3. GiveMeTheVIN: Buying and Selling Cars

• Market Observations & Car Talk (04:42–06:22)
  • The show explains their “Sell us your car” offer on air and online, noting high prices for used diesel pickups, cowboy culture’s “Cadillac Escalade with ranch hand bumpers,” and the intricacies of certain models.
  • Live price offers and inside industry knowledge.

4. Johnny Manziel’s Woes & Top 10 LA Activities

• NFL Quarterback Drama (06:22–13:11)
  • Denver Broncos rumored interest in Manziel post-Manning; skepticism over his talent and personal discipline.
  • Top 10 List: “Things Johnny Manziel Might Be Doing in LA Other Than Drinking”—absurd, raunchy riffing about substance abuse.
    • Highlights: "Huffing gasoline", "catnip", "cheese (not cheddar)", "Freon":

      “There’s nothing better than going over to the old air conditioner compressor and taking a hit of Freon.” – John (08:11)

  • Discussion of “whippets” and a story about thinking a friend was talking to Jesus (09:12).
  • Commentary on athlete talent vs. personal conduct:

    “But he’s not any good. Forget the addict part... Was he good?” – John (10:43) “Little guy’s gonna run and do the shuffle... that doesn’t work in the NFL.” – John (11:00)

5. Celebrity Meltdowns: Vince Neil vs. Nicolas Cage

• Vegas Brawl Recap (13:07–15:18)
  • Vince Neil (Motley Crue) and Cage get in a fight after Neil assaults a woman.

    “Vince Neil is not the spokesman for domestic violence.” – John (14:13)

• Mock “Spectacular Sellout Show” lineup: Poison, Mötley Crüe, Ratt, Slayer—all ‘80s nostalgia.

6. Rock Star Finances

• How Do Stars Go Broke? (15:24–15:54)
  • Talk about broken, yet still boat-owning, celebrities—like Nicolas Cage’s wild spending.

7. “Sh*t Found in Cars” | Guess the Car Game

• Sleazy and Hilarious Investigation (16:07–21:13)
  • The segment involves guessing which car an “extravagantly proportioned” woman (photos left behind) drives, with comedic body-part measurements and stripper speculation:

    “Would you cut her off at the belly button and below the knee and just take that part of the body and put it on the scale?” – John (17:41)

  • The car: 2006 Mercedes-Benz C230.
  • Light ribbing, irreverent, and body-positive humor.

8. Listener Calls: Car Bids Live

• Rapid-Fire Car Deals (23:41–29:47)
  • On-air negotiations for Mustangs, hail-damaged Lexus, GMC Sierras, high-mile Silverados, and more.
  • Tips on maximizing insurance claims, what happens to totaled cars, and flipping hail-damaged trucks into “zombie killer rigs.”

9. The Takata Airbag Recall Disaster

• Automotive Crisis/Advice (41:12–49:08)
  • Extensive and comic review of the Takata airbag scandal:

    “They put a shotgun shell in the airbag to blow it…but they accidentally ran out and…are killing everybody.” – John (41:55)

  • Advice on checking VIN for recalls and why affected cars are tanking in value.

10. Mock Commercials & Celebrity Impressions

• Axel Rose Sings Gospel (33:21–36:22)
  • Absurd comedy sketch of Axel Rose singing gospel hits:

    “Take me down to Jerusalem City, where the ground is brown, the girls are covered...” – Bobbo as Axl (35:49)

11. Merle Haggard Tribute (Satirical)

• Wildly Fictional “This Week in Rock History” (50:01–53:48)
  • Wallace Edwards spins a tall tale about Merle Haggard’s role in California’s weed culture and ending the Vietnam War.

    “There’s a possibility that, more than anyone else, Merle Haggard is probably most responsible for ending the war in Vietnam.” – Wallace (52:42)

  • The crew calls out the story as completely made-up, with plenty of laughter.

12. Show-Ending Absurdity: Voice Changers & Skits

• Improvised Sound Effects (57:04–61:39)
  • Bobbo experiments with pitch and accent effects for comedic bits, including Darth Vader and “Frito Bandito” routines.

13. Bar Fights, Taking the Fall, and the Teacher-Student Marriage

• Morality & Loyalty (61:39–66:00)
  • Would you take the rap for a friend, spouse, or child?
  • Discussion of a teacher marrying her young former student to avoid testifying—debate over small-town underage marriages and societal taboos.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• On The Hateful Eight
  “Tarantino’s never done anything this graphically violent, I don’t think.” – Bobbo Turley (01:03)

• On Uma Thurman
  “She’s cool. She’s witty. She’s athletic. Have you seen her in Kill Bill? I mean, she can run a sword, that Hori Hanza, right up your butt.” – John (01:37)

• Radio Rivalry
  “You know those guys up there hate you, right?” – John (03:18)

• Johnny Manziel Top 10
  “There's nothing better than going over to the old air conditioner compressor and taking a hit of Freon.” – John (08:11)

• Whippets Story
  “He really thought he was talking to Jesus.” – John (09:12)

• NFL Quarterback Skills
  “Forget the addict part. He’s not any good.” – John (10:43)

• Absurd Car Stereotyping
  “Where do you start weighing the butt?” – John (17:41)

• Listener Q&A: Selling a Car
  “I'm a $7,500 buyer.” – John (45:23)

• Takata Airbag Recall
  “They put a shotgun shell in the airbag…what they did do is, they use too much…they have too much punch in their airbag, and it's killing people.” – John (41:54)

• Axl Rose Gospel Sketch
  “Take me down to Jerusalem City, where the ground is brown, the girls are covered…” – Bobbo as Axl (35:49)

• Merle Haggard Tribute Satire
  “Besides being a legend of modern music, there’s a possibility that, more than anyone else, Merle Haggard is probably most responsible for ending the war in Vietnam.” – Wallace (52:42)

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Important Segments & Timestamps

• [00:03] Movie talk: Tarantino, Hateful Eight, Uma Thurman
• [02:08] Welcoming new affiliates, Wichita Falls & Abilene history
• [04:42] Car business: Demos, rare buys, “cowboy Cadillacs”
• [06:22] Johnny Manziel NFL rumors & Top 10 “What’s Johnny Doing in LA?”
• [13:07] Vince Neil and Nicolas Cage’s Las Vegas altercation
• [16:07] “Sh*t Found in Cars”: Guess the stripper’s ride
• [23:41] Listener calls: Mustang, Lexus with hail damage, GMC Sierra
• [29:16] Zombie killer trucks—making the best of totaled vehicles
• [41:12] Takata airbag recall explained and market fallout
• [33:21] Axel Rose gospel infomercial parody (“Jerusalem City” sketch)
• [50:01] This Week in (Fake) Rock History: Merle Haggard’s weed legacy
• [57:04] On-air goofing with sound effects and voice changers
• [61:39] Taking the fall for a friend/spouse; teacher marries underage student to avoid testimony

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Tone & Style

Fast-paced, irreverent, ribald, and quick to riff; the hosts aren’t afraid to get weird, poke fun at themselves, or veer from news into wild, made-up stories and satirical skits. Undercurrents of small-town Texas and car-dealer culture abound, but the humor is broad and frequently satirical.

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Takeaways for New Listeners

• Expect an off-the-wall mix of car talk, pop culture, and unfiltered banter.
• Listener calls about car sales are taken seriously but always wrapped in jokes.
• Celebrity news and pop culture are skewered mercilessly and creatively.
• Satirical sketches and fake commercials are a highlight, especially for long-time rock fans.
• The show’s blend of automotive resource and barroom comedy is unique—sometimes a bit outrageous but always fast-moving and fun.

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For future reference or to hear more, the full show archives are available on PodBean by searching “The John Clay Wolfe Show+.”

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Every time I hear this song. This is a song from a Quentin Tarantino. Was it the Death Proof? Death Proof? Out of Austin.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know how somebody's always saying, in my book, that's no good, or you're okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

In my book, I still haven't seen the Hateful Eight.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, really, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on. You can pay per view it now.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hateful aids, very divisive. Either you love it or you hate it, apparently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I need to sit down and watch the whole thing in one setting or can I break it up? Because I just hadn't had a two, two and a half hour clear space to sit there.

[Bobbo Turley]

And it's a long film. But listen, once it starts, once the blood arrives, it's pretty gratifying.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. I mean, it's scary movie bad. It's like watching the thing or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bloody all the way through. Really?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, no, no, no. About two thirds of the way through, something happens and all of a sudden there's blood all over the place.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo Turley]

And it's a. Tarantino's never done anything this graphically violent, I don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the most. It's the gloriest film.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's the most blood I've ever seen in one of his films. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, at Kill Bill. Kill Bill's cartoon violence.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

This is a little more realistic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uma's my favorite of everything.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jennifer.

[Bobbo Turley]

Jason Lee's really good in Hateful A. And you got Kurt Russell in a Western. So what's not to like about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Uma Thurman is my favorite actress of all time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

Of all time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love Uma. And it's not that I'm like, she's so great looking. She's just the whole package. She's cool, she's witty, she's athletic. Have you seen her in Kill Bill? Yeah. I mean, she can run a sword, that Hori Hanza, right up your butt.

[Bobbo Turley]

She's got a way.

[Wallace Edwards]

Jennifer Lawrence is pretty damn good, too. And she's hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she's not as cool as Uma. Uma's cool. She's pretty cool. Uma could be sitting in here and have the best shtick of all of us. She's. She's slick. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I'd like to again, welcome Shout out. Welcome to our new affiliates.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who are they?

[John Clay Wolf]

The bear. The bear, 102, the bear, and 1047 in Wichita Falls.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're both the Bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. They're both Cumulus owned.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And one is an Abilene and one is in Wichita Falls. And ironically, this. This is a little bit of a homecoming because this show started in that studio in Wichita Falls 10 years ago next June. That's right.

[Wallace Edwards]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where.

[J.D. Ryan]

From the genesis, that's where we started comes to greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were actually on a. On a station called the Outlaw. And I always wanted to be on the Bear. I wanted to be on the Bear, not the Outlaw.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the PD didn't. Didn't want us on the Bear. And we finally are cool with the Bear.

[J.D. Ryan]

It only took you 10 years.

[Bobbo Turley]

I was on the bear for about three or four years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Were you really?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, but I was in my 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

And when we first turned it on, actually, I. I'm proud to say I feel like I helped build it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you feel like you own the Bear?

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you feel like you're the boss of the Bear?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not at all there.

[Bobbo Turley]

Not at all. I'm just. I'm just the talent for the John Clay Wolf show, boss. Yeah, I'm like. I'm like your virgin mobile phone. You know, I'm a no contract guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know those guys up there hate you, right?

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't think so. Do you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if they hate you more or me more?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would they hate either one of you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Babo is a pain in the ass to work with, Especially back when he was smoking grass all the time.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, now listen, I wasn't. I wasn't either, man. I was pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

You weren't.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I was. I was being, you know, I was. I was being harassed, you know, by some. Some pretty skillful harassers.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a skillful harasser. How could they get over on you?

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, that's what I mean. It takes one to know one man, you know? But anyway, that's all water under the bridge. And there's nobody working there now that I hate, you know, or feel any need to hunt down.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I like the guys that work there. I like Keith, I like Lindy, I.

[Bobbo Turley]

Like Scotty P. Oh, dude, me and Vaughn. Me and Vaughn go way back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, what's way back?

[Bobbo Turley]

Not like way back. Like when we worked at a country station before we were owned by cumulus. He did six to midnights and I did midnight to 6am and so we dovetail there midnight. And you know somebody you see every.

[John Clay Wolf]

Day at 6am you produce a lot of nights, overnights at a radio station.

[Bobbo Turley]

I did overnight.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was my first. Like American Graffiti and Wolfman Jack.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, that was my first job outside of my home market.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huh.

[Bobbo Turley]

After I got out of broadcasting school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that where you found all your goofy voices?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I've had those since I was a kid. You know, you gotta, gotta amuse yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723 for you guys up there in west Texas country. Yes, this is the same John Clay Wolf from Wolf Ford Dodge from years ago, if you remember us and call in, give a shout out. 800-800-Radio is our call in number. And givemetheven.com is where we go to buy the cars. That's where we send you to buy the sell your car. We will come to your house, your ranch and your in some of you guys situation. For real? For real.

[Wallace Edwards]

Check. This is, this ain't no bull.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, no. We do it. We've been doing it for years.

[Bobbo Turley]

You can even get a live bid on your ride by calling 1-800-800-RADIO. That's 800-800-7234 and Donald, buy your car right here live.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought a. I haven't seen that $50,000 Porsche. I want to see that car, that black edition 911 that came in yesterday.

[Wallace Edwards]

Did you buy an Aston Morton too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we bought some pretty fancy stuff, but cowboy Cadillacs are always in vogue. Five, nine Cummins. The 2011 Powerstrokes, the Fords. That engine is still bringing more than they should. And we are obviously buying and selling the market. You'd be surprised even Miley, like 2011 Powerstroke, like if it's a lariat with $150,000 on it.

[Wallace Edwards]

I'm still giving 25 grand for the definition of cowboy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe not 100, maybe not 25, but 20.

[Wallace Edwards]

Well, this is what my definition is.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that?

[Wallace Edwards]

It's a Cadillac Escalade with like a ranch hand bumper in the front.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those are good cattle guard.

[Wallace Edwards]

Those are cattle guard.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Escalades, when you redneck them, it doesn't. I like them and I've had them, but it doesn't really work like a lifted Escalade. Yeah, nobody else likes it like I do. Yeah. Maybe that's the black and the cowboy coming out in me all in one. And there's just not that many of those out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Many crossover black cowboys.

[Wallace Edwards]

No, there's not too Many there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up with Johnny Manziel? Turley?

[Wallace Edwards]

Well, so apparently the Broncos, they're looking for a quarterback after Mr. Peyton Manning retired. And they have actually reached out to Johnny and said, hey, all right, if you're straight, cleaned up and everything, we may give you a look.

[J.D. Ryan]

And John and Johnny came out this week. He's been in la, said, I haven't drank all week. He did? He did. He actually said that?

[Wallace Edwards]

He really did.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been in Los Angeles all week and I haven't drank. Did he really say he really did? In fact, we have the top 10 things, other things that Johnny Manziel might be doing in Los Angeles other than drinking.

[Wallace Edwards]

When you're finished, we should get to that right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now time for. Casey. Casey, hang on a minute. Casey, get your old ass in here. Your old decrepit ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, Casey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Glad that you guys called up on me here. Hey, we have the top 10 things Johnny Menzel might be doing in Los Angeles other than drinking some fun things. Number 10, sniffing testers model plastic cement.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number 9, speedballs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number 9, cuffing Krylon Interior Exterior Ballet Slipper pink paint. Number 8, sipping Nyquil, cherry flavored. Number 7, McCormick's Pure Vanilla. 35 alcohol. Number 5, Robitussin Extended Relief. Only 4 ounces for 4.95.

[Bobbo Turley]

The old standby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number 4, sniffing gasoline. $90 a gallon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number it's called Huffing JD. Huffing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number 3. JD's not here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called huffing gasoline.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you know you can get high on nutmeg? Johnny Manziel does. Number two, catnip. Not just good for the pussycat. And number one, cheese. And we don't mean cheddar, baby. And the number one thing in Halens we have nail polish remover, Canada rubber cement, paint thinners, felt tip markers, and of course, whipped cream cans.

[John Clay Wolf]

One thing out, Casey.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's nothing better than going over to the old air conditioner compressor and taking a hit of Freon.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know you could do that. Casey.

[Wallace Edwards]

Didn't know California, they don't have a lot of AC there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It could cause seizures and you may foam at the mouth and make a quick trip to the er, but other than that, I heard it's just. It's almost as good as a whip it from Jay Le's legacy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't do any of these things we just mentioned. Those are the top 10 things Johnny Menzel might be doing in Los Angeles.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, there's no legal feet in the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ground to keep reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

In college, a buddy of mine, we were at Maggie Mays in Austin, Texas. Did one of those college. And we're sitting upstairs drinking, drunk, having fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he whipped out the CO2 cartridges in the big balloon.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we were doing whip it. You know, whippet is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've heard of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. It would get you really. I've never done any hard drugs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this should not be, you know, dairy whip shouldn't be a hard drug.

[Bobbo Turley]

But what does it do to you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I've done.

[John Clay Wolf]

He thought. And I was watching him. He really thought. He was talking to Jesus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just from a whipped cream can?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Really? Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a moment there that you really lose it. If you came back and you pooped your pants, that would be understandable.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's a moment. It's just a moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gone. 32nd moment.

[Wallace Edwards]

You know Steve O. From Jackass?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

He was addicted to whippets for a long time. Explains a lot of all this crazy things that he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they. They do this. They get this little thing.

[Bobbo Turley]

They get this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You know what a CO2 cartridge looks like that goes in a pistol?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the little short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they have a device that goes over it, this metal, and you crank it down and it's got a pin in it. It's got a pin in it. And when it pierces it, you have a balloon over the end of the deal. And it airs the balloon up and then you take it. Just like a helium deal. It's just like a helium thing, but you lose your mind in a nice way. But it's got to be hard on your head. It's just gotta be. It's gotta be bad. It's gotta be bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the things we just mentioned are bad for you kids. All of them.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, it sounds very precise.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me get back to Johnny Manziel. What does he do?

[Bobbo Turley]

Drugs are supposed to be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's not fun.

[Wallace Edwards]

The Broncos have actually reached out to him. They're interested if he can really. I. I can't see that happen. Denver. Him in Denver, Colorado, where it's legal to smoke weed. Can you imagine Johnny Manziel there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why did he just go to Vegas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why doesn't he just be good? Yeah. Yeah. Now, I don't mean not drinking. I don't mind if a brother has a drink, and I don't mind if a brother has a smoke. But he's got to deliver when it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Work time, but he can't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's not any good.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's an addict.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forget the addict part. He's not any good. Was he good?

[Bobbo Turley]

What kind of offensive line did he have in the Browns to play behind?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but a little guy that's going to run and do the shuffle, the smear, the queer, the schoolyard tackle ball. That's what he does.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't work in the NFL.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think it'll work better in Denver than it did in Cleveland.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't believe him, just ask. What's the guy from Baylor's name? RG3. Yeah, right.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, I mean, but what kind of offensive line did he have in Washington, especially when Mike Shanahan tried to get him to play. A whole different kind of system then he played in Baylor.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really too bad that RG3 blew his ACL out when he was walking into the Browns training camp. No, not the Browns. The.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah, here we go. Did not.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe that really happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Didn't even make it into dough.

[Wallace Edwards]

I don't think. I don't think it's going to happen. I think just the Broncos are throwing smoke screens out there because they're going to have to draft a quarterback, probably. So they're making.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I got you. Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

I got you.

[Wallace Edwards]

Or the agent for Johnny Manzel said, hey, I'm going to throw this out there. Put his name back.

[J.D. Ryan]

How would you like to be the agent for Manzel?

[John Clay Wolf]

He quit.

[Wallace Edwards]

Well, they. He didn't. He just signed another Rusen House or Drew Rusenhaus or something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought his name is Arlis Michaels.

[Wallace Edwards]

Well, I don't know if he's doing.

[Bobbo Turley]

It when Arlis signs it. You know, you're a pro. No, but you know how it felt when. When Tebow, you know, came and went and came and went again. This deal with Manziel, to me, if.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was Tebow, I just started church.

[Bobbo Turley]

This deal doesn't feel like that at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Like when Tebow was gone, everybody kind of knew it. The only reason we're still talking about Manziel is because there's still that slight, slimmest, slimmest slightest chance of possibility, man.

[Wallace Edwards]

Because we haven't seen him in full performance mode yet. We just kind of seen little bits of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you what I saw is Peyton Manning's backup doing fantastic job last season. Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

Brock Oswald.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he is. I'm excited about the Texans.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's what the Texans need.

[John Clay Wolf]

You Know, people aren't. They're kind of talking smack and I read the bullet boards and this, that. I think that was a dead nuts ringer for them. I think that was dead on.

[Wallace Edwards]

I miss for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he expensive?

[Wallace Edwards]

72 million or something like that? Oh yeah, For a guy that only played four games. But it's. It's hard to find a good quarterback in the NFL.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keep him. Hang on to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Earlier you. What was the deal with Roy and in the speeding tickets?

[Wallace Edwards]

Oh yeah, give me a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Our Uncle Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get to that later.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Other people that are out of control. Vince Neil. Have you ever been around Vince Neil?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Everybody else has though. I mean he's just like. He's around everywhere you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's out of control. And once again, Vince Neil and Nicolas Cage got into a brawl in Vegas after Cage pulled Neil off a woman at a hotel in Vegas. Neil and Cage were in the hotel together. A woman asked the actor for his autograph and Neil pulled the woman to the ground by her hair. And then. And then Cage grabs him and takes him outside and puts him in a headlock and tells him to calm down. So they all. So needless to say, Vince Neil has now been arrested for. What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Drunk stupidness?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, just being.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to be a rocker. But you're fat now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So Cage, who's 52, started fighting Neil, eventually getting him outside where he was videotaped putting Neil in a headlock and employing him to calm down. Neil, who's 55, was cited for battery.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does Motley Crue still play as band?

[Wallace Edwards]

I think they just did their final tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched, if I remember right. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vince Neil was on a show in Dallas and I watched him kick a lady from the stage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I couldn't believe.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like, what in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is not the spokesman for domestic violence.

[J.D. Ryan]

How does he continue to be anything? How do people like that continue to be. To be important or even talk while.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'Re talking about it. He keeps smoking in the boys room.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, would anybody be surprised?

[John Clay Wolf]

So was it the full lineup of Motley Crue?

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah, it was. It was their last farewell tour, of course, until they need money again. Just like Guns and Roses.

[Bobbo Turley]

Brett Michaels and everybody.

[Wallace Edwards]

Not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poison. Doesn't matter.

[Bobbo Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, so what would be the gayest sellout Bill reunion?

[Bobbo Turley]

Cece deville.

[Wallace Edwards]

So you got Poison.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear Bobbo's Bobo's commercial for the summertime Spectacular.

[Bobbo Turley]

CC deville's Poison joined by MLE Crew Rat and Slayer.

[John Clay Wolf]

The We Need Some Money tour.

[Wallace Edwards]

Def Leppard, maybe two.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Taxman too.

[Bobbo Turley]

And they're not coming to town. It's a $12 pay per view. You can watch on Saturday night, midnight live from Detroit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Detroit. Perfect. Perfect. Detroit.

[Bobbo Turley]

One night only in Detroit. Rock City.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just wonder at what level. What level does Neil and Nicholas Cage party anymore? Because Nicholas Cage is broke.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he's a mess, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

He went through everything he touched. Oh, he. They said the crazy things he bought. He bought castles and he bought, you know, statues for millions of dollars. He went through his money like it was water.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'll bet he ain't broke, though, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nick.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, he's still Nick Cage.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know what's broke is his broken.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, he's got no cash, but he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still got the flow dog.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's got four boats, though.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do rich people do that? How do they get broke? And they're talking broke. I mean, the IRS is after them, but they always have castles and boats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do we have time for s founding cars?

[Wallace Edwards]

Well, you could promote it. Go to the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. The John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. And guess what the s founding cars this week is. You want to. Well, I guess we'll just do it now.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah, we can do it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we ain't got no format.

[Bobbo Turley]

We just roll well in buying a lot of people's cars, though, doing wholesale. And now, live from Burbank Studio, it's time for the they Left behind, where we discover and investig the stuff left behind in all the cars bought this week by the staff of the Real Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now here's your host, a real.

[Bobbo Turley]

Expert in leaving behind John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So color me in Turley. I see the photo. This is a photo. This is different. This is not an item. This is a photo of a tall woman with Chaka Khan hair in a very, very, very large ass.

[Wallace Edwards]

I mean, but it's not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just all there. It's like Kim Kardashian plus £3.

[Wallace Edwards]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. Where would you score that? Kim Kardashian plus what, Bob?

[Bobbo Turley]

She's got the shin tattoo.

[John Clay Wolf]

The what?

[Wallace Edwards]

The shin.

[Bobbo Turley]

Shin tattoo. I hate that shin tattoo.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she's a stripper on that butt. Let's go back to the butt, Turley on that butt. It's kk. It's Kim Kardashian plus what on weight.

[Wallace Edwards]

Oh, probably about £100.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're underestimating Kim Kardashian, 35, probably. No, no, no, no. I'm not talking about her overall weight. I'm just talking about her butt.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, about 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think that butt is plus 35 bigger than Kim Kardashian's ass? I think it's plus three.

[Bobbo Turley]

There's a lot of thigh. Look at the side, though. You can't really see the side. There's a lot of thigh there.

[Wallace Edwards]

I mean, it's. It's at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you. Where do you start weighing the butt? If you were gonna stick her on a scale, would you cut her off at the. Below her belly button and then below the knee and just take that part of the body and put it on the. On the scale.

[Bobbo Turley]

Pelvic bone.

[Wallace Edwards]

It goes up above her waistline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

And then, I mean, it's at least what she foot from her thighs.

[John Clay Wolf]

She does not have a big gut. No, not really. No. There's a little pooch there. Her ass doesn't end until, like, above the tramp stamp.

[Wallace Edwards]

You got to go to John Clay Wolf's Facebook page to see what we're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what is your question? So this lady, now that we've definitely drilled on. On the photo.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yes. She walked in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The first thing that's drilled in on that either.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. Wow.

[Wallace Edwards]

So I witnessed this person walking out of one of these four cars. So usually s found in cars. Well, this happened to be what I saw coming out of one of these.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of the cars that we bought.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He sees this woman get out of a car we bought that she delivered to us. Yes. And we're gonna. I gotta guess what it was.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yes. You gotta guess which car the kadunkadunk came out of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That almost looks like a minute a small person.

[Wallace Edwards]

She's hiding in the back there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like she's carrying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna get you, sucker. Where the midgets come out of the gangster's hat.

[Bobbo Turley]

She's got that proportional thing going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like it, by the way. I'm not offended at all.

[Wallace Edwards]

You know, I was kind of like, is that good? Then I was like, wait a minute. That's big. Well, you know, what Is it more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it bad? Is it good? She's a little light on the top to counterweight. If you're gonna be that big on the back, you gotta. You gotta. You gotta balance.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, that's that proportional thing too. And you can't really see your hands. She may have those little stubby, like, sausage fingers.

[Wallace Edwards]

All right, so which car did she come out of?

[J.D. Ryan]

All of them. Plane.

[Wallace Edwards]

The plane did she come out of? A 2006 Mercedes Benz C230, a 2008 Kia Optima, a 2010 Honda Civic, or a 2012 Smart car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, do I get the vote?

[John Clay Wolf]

So the.

[Wallace Edwards]

Basically, this lady looks like kind of like Kim Kardashian.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're all small cars with a lot of ass. What did the seat look like? Optima.

[Wallace Edwards]

I didn't go look at the seat afterwards, but I imagine there's one more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time in 06C class, which is the old body style. Those cars aren't very expensive. So if a girl was wanting to look the part and ride fat but had no coin, that's what she would buy. So I'm gonna go with that.

[Wallace Edwards]

All right, J.D. your guess.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna. With the Kia.

[Wallace Edwards]

The Kia Optima 2008.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, I say the Optima, but she's a stripper, right?

[Wallace Edwards]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, no, but she's not dressed like a. Like a Mercedes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that tat on the let. What is that of cross across hanger. Go back down. And then. Does she have high tops with the tongues?

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah, some Jordans. She's got some Jordans on with the.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the laces not fully laced in the top, hanging out like 1985.

[Bobbo Turley]

Could be the hon.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's a munchkin waiting for a remake.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time.

[Wallace Edwards]

It was at a 2006 Mercedes Benz C230. 2008 Kia Optima. 2010 Honda Civic or a 2012 Smart car.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she found the Lord and yes.

[Wallace Edwards]

Maybe, possibly she wouldn't attach it across.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or is that a dagger or.

[Bobbo Turley]

The Lord found her.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What is the. What is the tat? Because this is defunct.

[J.D. Ryan]

It actually, it is a cross. I expanded it. It's a cross.

[Wallace Edwards]

You can check this out on the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick with the bins. But. But the cross thing is throwing me into a different category, so. All right, y' all go ahead.

[Wallace Edwards]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mom, Ben's. What are you?

[Wallace Edwards]

JD he said Kia Bobbo.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm the Kia too, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Though.

[Bobbo Turley]

Really? It could be the Honda.

[Wallace Edwards]

Well, guess what, folks? John Clay Wolf is right again. It's the 06 Ben C230.

[Bobbo Turley]

Unbelievable.

[Wallace Edwards]

I couldn't. I was just.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has to be the sport package to hold that extra suspension. And I love.

[Wallace Edwards]

In the background, the gentleman, his glasses are kind of down. He's like, damn, look at that booty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

You know, he's like Dunkin Dunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's A black woman for my time, like you.

[Wallace Edwards]

Oh, no. Is she here joining us?

[John Clay Wolf]

Her. Her boyfriend is here. Go ahead and ride that thing, baby.

[Wallace Edwards]

How you doing, girl? How you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? You look like you here for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. So that's 800 radio. Well, I'm glad I won one. It's been a little while.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah, you've been off a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been off my game. The lines are wide open and flat. I have no calls on hold. If you want to call and get your car bid, you can call right now. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. The we have nobody in the call hold, so you'll get right in. Pick up your mobile. [phone]-0800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com vin. If you don't want to be on the air, have your VIN number ready if you go to the website because you have to put it in to get through. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the Air. J.D. ryan, Bobbo Turley, we'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. We will be with you for the next hour and a half. We sleep. Now. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Rest in peace, haggard, mighty Merlin. 800, 800 radio. You can sell us your car at. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN. GiveMeTheVin.com is where you go to load your car and we will come to your house and pick it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

People were complaining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Email you an offer.

[Bobbo Turley]

Who's complaining?

[J.D. Ryan]

People were complaining on the Facebook this week because the local country stations didn't pause and do a bunch of stuff when Merle died. It's like, why would they. They don't play Merle.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, they don't play Merle.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't play Merle Haggard. Their audience doesn't even know who Merle Haggard is.

[Bobbo Turley]

I was surprised. I mean, everybody was kind of surprised. Nikon dies like that and you. You feel something it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, sure. If you shared the end of an era, at the end of an era.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know what his last words were? And they just released this yesterday. I didn't know this last thing Merle Haggard ever said, this world. He said, what you talking about, Willie?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he didn't say that.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes, he did.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

James in Wichita Falls, good morning.

[Caller]

Hello, how are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Or Jerry says, good, good, good, good. We're. Are you listening to us on the bear?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. We're glad to be back up in Wichita. Ah. What you got?

[Caller]

It's a Mustang gts.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a gts?

[Caller]

I'm not exactly sure myself. I was. I looked it up, and apparently they only made it one year, and they only made like 6,000 of them.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's a GT with two T's.

[Caller]

Model of the GT.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

160.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, damn. Sounds like a collector to me.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, it's collecting something.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you been. You've been driving from Wichita Falls to Galveston every day? I mean, that's a lot of miles. GTS. Okay, you're right. He's right. There is a GTS. I'm an idiot, but there's still. Yeah. With 160 on the clock. How nice is this car? Like on a scale of 1 to 10, it's.

[Caller]

It's pretty nice. It's got a nice paint job on. It's black. The interior, there's one small rip in the driver's seat, but other than that, it's pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may give two grand for this car if you'll take two grand for it. And I said may because I need to see the pictures. It's old, and it's got a lot of miles. A lot of miles on it. So go to givemetheven.com go to just google. Give me the VIN or John Clay Wolf. Give me the VIN and it will take you right to our site. Load the VIN number and give me some pictures and describe it in the pictures. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Jody and Arlington. You've got some hail damage, huh?

[Caller]

Yeah, a little. Not. Not too bad, but enough to want us to sell the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got hammered. I had 23 cars over in Fort Worth. Can't buoy and I 30. And the insurance adjuster came through to look at them, and they totaled 15 of them. Totaled them? Totaled them. He said is the. Our hell damage that I had over here is the worst hell damage he'd seen in the market. How. Did you already talk to your insurance adjuster?

[Caller]

Yeah, we sure did.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did they pay you for it?

[Caller]

74,000 or 74,400.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was pretty bad, too.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color is this car?

[Caller]

White. And my wife takes very good care.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of it until the hail. Got it. I mean, I hear you, right? Turley, this is tricky. Buying a 2010 Lexus with $7,000 worth of hail damage. Was that before the deductible or after.

[Caller]

Our deductible is 250.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So it doesn't even matter. That's one dent. What color? You said white. Does it have factory navigation and. Or sunroof?

[Caller]

Yeah, it has everything. Factory navigation, sunroof. It's loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's got 50 on the clock.

[Caller]

14 minus 7, 49, 49, 8, something. We got it right under perfect for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would 7,000 buy it now?

[Caller]

We got an offer in Dallas when we went car shop and they offered us 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the hail.

[Caller]

With the hail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Then you got overpaid by the. I just took the money of 15 and backed up the hail check is how I came into my offer. So you, you did well on the hail. If they hit you at 11. I'm not looking at it. You know that. I'm just using math. What does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I mean, honestly, we need to be around 11, you know, 11, five. That's. It's just we didn't have. There wasn't a car at that dealership that we were going to trade. So that's what we were looking at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com, give me the vi.com, load the VIN, load the pictures, input hail damage was 7,500 from insurance. And then I'll call you after the show. And we're gonna have to. I may buy it for 11, but I've got to look at it. I'm gonna have to touch it. Okay. If I'm gonna go that high, seven is a no brainer number where I know I'm good. If I'm gonna get close to the money, it just. I've just got to estimate what it's gonna cost me to take the. Take the. If I can get the hail fix for two grand, then I'll buy it. If I can't get it fixed because 11 must 13. It's a $15,000 car. And if I'm gonna do that much work to one, I want to make extra money. It's just the truth.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I go buy a car, make $400 on it. That's ready. So if I'm going to go buy one, that's going to take a month to get ready. I want to make some extra coin on it. Makes sense because you're not the only one that gets to make money on this deal. Jody. Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We will work you after the show's over. Thank you. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what happens to those cars that are totaled out? They're hailed and they still run salvage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yards and they sell the parts. Okay.

[Wallace Edwards]

I've seen some dealers buying them.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had three trucks last week, so we bought 10 oil field trucks. Right. Okay. From Oilfield Service Company. Okay. And we gave 18 five for seven of them. And then three of them weren't clear yet and they got hit by hail. And we backed him up to 13:5.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we sold them all at my auction lane on Tuesday with that. And they were beat. Dude, did you see those cars? Charlie, did you see those three trucks last week? Yeah, they were as bad as ours. They were.

[Wallace Edwards]

I don't know how they weren't total.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I saw them, I was like, oh no, we're screwed.

[J.D. Ryan]

But they still run. I mean they're always there.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they're. They look like golf balls, literally. Not golf ball size. Hail. The dimples on golf was that close. I mean, I had dents on top of dents and I sold them all to the same guy. They made a little money. We gave 13 five for them. They brought 14 five. So after expenses and this and that, probably made 500 bucks a car. But I said, what are you going to do with these?

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, I'm gonna lift them, wheel and tire them. They were all 13 model or 14 model Chevy truck, half ton, four wheel drives, made camper shells. And he said, I'm gonna rhino line the whole thing and turn them into like zombie killer looking rigs.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, that's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you make them all cool looking. But that'll cover the hail up. That's a good idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you need more? I'm like, no, I don't think we can turn this Lexus into a zombie killer because it really wouldn't look right in rhino liner. No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, you never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never know. That's right, Bob. You never know.

[Bobbo Turley]

Is it a convertible?

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf show and we buy cars on the radio. You can call in at 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio will come to your house, right? And we'll pick up your car with a check in a three car trailer. All you got to do is go to our website, load your information in. We'll do the whole deal over the Internet. We'll email you an offer letter. And remember if for listeners that have carmax in their town, some of you don't, we will beat a CarMax offer or send you a check for 100 bucks. Not send it overnight. If we Pass on a CarMax offer, if they hit it at 14 and we're like, we can't make that work. I will overnight you a check for a hundred bucks just for the opportunity.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hundred dollars. Now, if we send you an offer letter for 14, and you got a CarMax letter for 14, that's really something, John. But listen, here's what's happened a few times. We email off at 14 grand, they go to CarMax, wait for an hour and a half, get 14 grand, and they're like, I want my $100. You hit me at 14, and they hit me at 14. No, that's not how it works.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'd like $100, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do I have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're paying a hundred dollars for the last look.

[J.D. Ryan]

For the last look.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the opportunity to beat it. It's an indecent proposal. But it's your car, it's your money. So, yeah, I mean, why not? I mean, the worst thing you're going to get is an extra 100 bucks. The worst thing, the best thing is up to a thousand dollars will beat them. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RODIO. Speaking of Merle Haggard. And we did this during the 8 o' clock hour, but I'd like to do it again because it was too damn funny. Set this up for me, Charlie. What did you. We were gonna do Disturbed does Simon and Garfunkel's, the rest of their greatest hits.

[Bobbo Turley]

We're talking last and everybody's heard Disturbed. New Sounds of Silence. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome, Marlon Miles, friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

John, Don't.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's the Sounds of Silence. And you just. Yeah, you just want to slit your wrist. You know, you can hear disturbing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that got us to thinking.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. We thought, well, what if Disturbed sang a lot of Simon and Garfunkel songs? That would be funny because they're all kind of, you know, airy, you know, deep tunes. And so John sent me an email about that, and I sent it to Turley and said, I think we can pull this off. And Turley said, well, I don't think most people know Simon and Garfunkel's catalog very well these days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe not.

[Bobbo Turley]

Which hadn't occurred to me because, J.D. you and I know. We do, you know. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're older than dirt.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right? Every o. Every note of every song. So, okay. Turley says, well, you know, Merle Haggard just died. What if we do? And Guns N Roses is touring Again, why don't we do Merle Haggard Sings Guns N Roses Songs? And I said, okay, now, John knows nothing about these communiques going between you and me, Turley.

[Wallace Edwards]

And I swear we were not high when we were talking about this.

[Bobbo Turley]

I said, well, that sounds great, because I can kind of almost impersonate Merle Haggard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, what would Haggard singing Welcome to the Jungle sound like?

[Bobbo Turley]

When you're high, you never want to come down.

[Wallace Edwards]

And it actually sounds pretty good.

[Bobbo Turley]

Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. Anyway, and so. And then he had the idea, Wait, wait, wait. What if Axl Rose sang Merle Haggard songs, which could have been weird.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah. We were getting too weird at that point.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right. That's pretty far out, though. We may still, you know, you never know. Tune in next week. So he finally decided, you know, what if he had the idea of. Axl Rose is doing, you know, a different. A different style of music now? Because obviously he's. He's gone through a bit of a, you know, religious conversion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

He needs the money. He's changed.

[Bobbo Turley]

And if you look at him on tv, I mean, he's obviously like Axl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rose sings Joel Osteen.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's. Yeah, yeah, he's clean, jelly bean. Apparently these days you can tell by the way he walks and carries himself. And, you know, he's like, all clean inside and out. So he made a new collection for K T Records, and that's what we produced. K T Hill Records is proud to present songs to inspire and lift you up. From the award winning lead singer of Guns N Roses, Axl Rose. His amazing conversion can show the world the way to Christ. On the new collection, Take Me down to Nazareth City.

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[Bobbo Turley]

Amazing grace oh, how sweet the sound.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's saved. I'm not a wretch. Yes, I am, baby. And sings my son, my savior, God to me Whoa. How great there are Jesus how great they are. And as primary songwriter on all those Guns N Roses classic tunes, Axl has the liberty to turn those songs into all new, uplifting gospel classics.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know where you are, baby.

[Bobbo Turley]

You're in the water. You're gonna be baptized. You're swimming with Jesus, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Bobbo Turley]

I've been hanging with my sweet Jesus he brings me hope and joy he's gonna make the devil leave me alone oh, no, no Devil leave me alone oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whoa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sweet son of God oh, man, I don't.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, my son of God. And the classic chart topper Paradise City's been born again. Just like Axel.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

Take me down to Jerusalem City where the ground is brown the girls are covered I want to take me to.

[John Clay Wolf]

My Lord.

[Bobbo Turley]

I want to see my Lord Please take me to my lord give me $20, Axl rose. Jerusalem City, available now at all Michaels and Chick Fil a stores.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chick Fil A. Chick Fil A.

[Bobbo Turley]

All your churchy, churchy stores.

[Wallace Edwards]

I don't know if that's going to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Wallace Edwards]

You think you promote that on the big show.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'll tell you this. I'll post. I'll postulate this. Some youth minister out there somewhere. I don't know if it's Houston or Shreveport, Wichita Falls or Abilene. Somewhere out there just got that idea. And they're gonna run with it. And there's gonna be a Nazareth City done in some little progressive Pentecostal church. Not this Sunday. It'll take a week to put together. Next Sunday they'll do it. And send us a tape when you do. And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show. I'm gonna grab a call, and then we'll bring Wallace Edwards in to do his Merle Haggard deal.

[Wallace Edwards]

Living on the road, shacking it back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. We're back. My name is John Clay Wolfe. Got J.D. ryan with us, Bob O Shaka Turley. And we will be with you till noon, buying cars on the radio, talking trash, having fun. Locker room talk. Is that what they call it? Toilet talk? Barnyard.

[Bobbo Turley]

No toilet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott, good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. Where you from, man?

[Caller]

Port Arthur, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Port Arthur. The Golden Triangle, the hub of gasoline refinement. What? What have you got? What do you want to do?

[Caller]

So I've got 2015 Chevrolet Silverado, Texas edition. 18,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew cab, extended cab, crew Cab with standard bed, 7 5.3 engine, 5.3 leather. Cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver. All right. Bench, front seat, right? Not buckets. It's got the little flip down. Correct. All right. But the good wheels and the chrome door handles. Because it's Texas edition.

[Caller]

It's painted. Painted mirrors, painted door handles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. All right. But the good wheels, the twenties, the.

[Caller]

Twenty, the five star spray and bed liner. Tinted windows.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking, have you been anywhere else? Do you have any other figures I need to beat?

[Caller]

So I didn't realize that you were no longer part of the past.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are the future. We're like Whitney Houston. We're the future of the children. Well, that was.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do.

[Caller]

I do have numbers from others, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go to Carmax?

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What did the others hit you at?

[Caller]

Anywhere from 28 to 29.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what they do. They give you a range. They don't give you a hard number. So they emailed you a range of 28 to 29.

[Caller]

They sent me a hard number. We negotiated verbally over the phone, but I haven't seen a hard number. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 28. 5 is the hard number. Whenever they throw you a range, the middle is the hard number. How many miles you got? 18. And that was funny. I was gonna say 29, so I'll just say it now. 29.

[Caller]

29.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's a hard number. That's not a BS range. Maybe. Let me try to back up. So does. Does 29 buy it?

[Caller]

Looking at 30 to buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't make it work. We're all over it at 29. So I've got to go pick it up from you right in Port Arthur and bring it to Dallas. And that's gonna cost me 250. So now I'm 29. 250. Then I'm gonna have to detail it just because that's what I do to all of them. So there's another 150. I'm not saying your 30 is wrong, but I think I can get 29,750 for it. Top, top, top. And that'll make me 400 bucks. And that's. I'm not gonna invest 29,000 for less, if that makes any sense. And the risk. And the risk. What if all I get is 20 and a half, which happens all the time. And then. Because the past is not gonna buy it for me for 29 either. So I'm taking a risk there.

[Caller]

Money doesn't make money, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Right. Scared money don't make money, baby. So I'm rolling the dice at 29. If I'm right or wrong, I'm right there at it, and I will give it. So quit being a hard ass and just sell it to me.

[Bobbo Turley]

Show you right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[Caller]

Is there a way I can contact you back?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

Go to get back to the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Say, Wolf, hit me at 29 grand on the air. Here. Here's pictures. Here's the VIN number. It's got to have a clean Carfax there, but I'm sure the others already Pulled the carfax if you gave them the vintage. And they would not be at 29 if it had a dirty Carfax. Or 25, I mean. All right, cool.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it handled. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's all you got to do to get that done. Call 800-800-RODIO right now to get a bid from the lone wolf himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have time for Merle Haggard.

[Wallace Edwards]

We're going to do that in 11 o' clock hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do that.

[Bobbo Turley]

We got a whole hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got two minutes. J.D. what's in the news?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, actually, Charlie sent me this one. Apparently, this is news to me. The Takata airbags, they're gonna go broke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I short their stock? Dude, do you know how screwed they are?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go ahead and read the story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it just says the bad news is a teenager was killed with their airbag this week. And it continues. Another one? Yeah. So it's like 11 people that have been killed. This airbags. What's the story behind this?

[Wallace Edwards]

Well, what kind of car was that into this.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was on a Honda.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even know. I told you. Here's the deal. I'm glad you bring this up. So Takata makes the airbag.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes the airbag.

[John Clay Wolf]

They put a shotgun shell in the airbag to blow it. To blow it. But they accidentally ran out of shells and they went to Walmart and got number one buckshots. And they're killing everybody since they go off.

[J.D. Ryan]

They didn't really.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. But what they did do.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's so ridiculous.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's just take a break on that. That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

What they did do is like there's different load sizes in shotguns. Like, there's number sixes that throw a different pattern, but a buckshot has more gunpowder.

[Bobbo Turley]

So they loaded with double odd.

[John Clay Wolf]

But so they. They. They use too much. They have too much punch in their airbag. And it's killing people. Blowing off so hard. Okay, so this is where all these recalls are coming from. BMW has cars stacked up for miles that are lease returns. They can't sell them the three series and five series. No, not the fives and sevens in the X's. They can't sell them. Acura dealers have thousands coming onto tens of thousands of cars that they can't sell. Same with Honda because this airbag problem.

[Bobbo Turley]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're pulling VIN numbers off of these cars when we see them and checking the recall. And if they're on the recall, list. We're backing them up two grand off of normal money because we can't sell them either. We. We can sell them, but they have to be cheaper because no one's really.

[Wallace Edwards]

The dealers aren't buying them because they can't sell them.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new car stores won't buy them because they can't sell them. But off, you know. You know, Shala Shalom Motors from Iran will buy them.

[Wallace Edwards]

So do all cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't care if they're fired off buckshot.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you find out if your car has the Takata airbag?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll find out in a minute right after this break.

[Bobbo Turley]

Stay tuned. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit them up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. One of my favorite songs. And I don't want to do any dirty work.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe that's why I like it so much. Yeah. Every time I hear this song, I think of the beginning of American Hustle. Yeah. It wasn't even that great of a movie, but this song made it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Amy Adams cutie. Her overall look to start that deal. I don't know about her. She. Sometimes she's in some parts. She's so big now. Sometimes she's in some parts that I don't know if she fits particularly. I like the master was with Philip Seymour Hoffman. That's kind of obscure. I'm sure nobody's seen it. Not exactly a great part for Emmy Adams.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of obscure and movie references or show references. Tom and Jim, I see you both there. I'm gonna grab you when I can. Here, I'll grab this charger real quick. Tom. 09 Charger SC with 55. What year Model did. What year did they make the body style change? Was it 10?

[Caller]

Yeah, 10 or 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've got the old body style, but it's got good miles. What color? Black. Black Leather. Cloth hubcaps or alloys?

[Caller]

Alloys.

[John Clay Wolf]

And sunroof.09 Charger SE if it's got a clean carfax. Is it a nice car?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah. Straight and clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't need paint work. Doesn't need. Okay. Does eight grand sound right? Sounds kind of high. The 7500. Hang on, let me look it up. I think I'm. I think I'm a nickel high now. Question myself. Have you had it appraised anywhere else?

[Caller]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me give you a hard by number. I think I hit you just a nickel in our Lingo, obviously, is 5, 500. It's a Charger 6 cylinder SE. I'm gonna look at a market report real quick. Yeah, I'm a nickel high. I'm a $7,500 buyer. All right, so if that works, go to give me the vin, give me the VI. N dot com, load the VIN number, push a couple picks. Say, wolf, hit me at 7500 on this car. I want to sell it. What's next? And then we'll get right on it, get you paid.

[Caller]

Sounds Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800-800-Radio. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Oh, did we lose Steely Dan.

[Bobbo Turley]

Go to the bank. Bing, bing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. I need him back. I need him back.

[Bobbo Turley]

Dude, you know, that could be the concert of the summer this year. Yeah, yeah. Steely Dan with Steve Winwood.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be a great.

[Bobbo Turley]

I mean, how cool is that? Yeah, that's kind of the same style of music, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who here watched Breaking Bad?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yes, I did.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I got into an argument with my old lady yesterday morning. And it happens. You know, people are married, sure. But, you know, you have that like once every two year argument. The real one, the.

[J.D. Ryan]

The, you know, where all the old stuff comes back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Reach back into the. Back in the next section.

[John Clay Wolf]

Funny you mentioned reaching back. Why? So this is very hard. I mean, I had a Breaking Bad moment like I've never had. It was. It was very obscure. I sat there and just like, what.

[Wallace Edwards]

Guys are cooking meth?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. And at the end of the argument, I'm leaving, she reaches back and grabs this mama's pizza box. Yeah. That had a big pizza in it. And here's your damn pizza. And throws this pizza box out at me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the pizza flies and lands. Do you remember the. The deal in Breaking Bad when he throws the pizza in Atlanta? I mean, it was like, oh, my God, I've had this moment. It was. It was. It was surreal. It was almost comical. I was trying to keep from laughing.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's a special sound when a pizza slaps concrete. Pizza landing, cheese down.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was face up, actually.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, it kind of goes, oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that weird?

[Wallace Edwards]

How did you not laugh? I would have been just Chuck. Like, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not a moment to laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just. I almost thought it was like a gig. Right, right.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, Twain was right. Truth is stranger than fiction. But then again, a lot of times, it's just the same old thing, man.

[Wallace Edwards]

Now is that pizza still sitting out there in.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the. In the show. How long did the pizza last?

[Wallace Edwards]

Oh, it was like weeks. Was it?

[Bobbo Turley]

Was it?

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah. Birds are coming by, picking it on the roof. And he get home and just look at that and just get frustrated. Maybe go cook up some meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Got to have a Merl Haggard. There's more cars I need to bid, but we'll get to them. 800. 800 radio or just got to give me Jim and Beaumont, Danny in Houston. Just go to givemetheven.com if you don't mind and load your cars or just wait and we'll get to you in a moment. I just didn't want to leave you waiting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is there a way. You teased it. Is there a way to know if you have one of these bad Takata airbags or no?

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. So if you have a Honda, you go to.

[Bobbo Turley]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can just Google airbag Honda recall. Okay. And then it'll take you to a site and you dump your VIN number in there. I'll tell you if you have the affected one or not. If you have buckshot or number eight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Airbag Honda recall, and it'll take you to a website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So what in BMW, Acura, they all have Mercedes, too. Takata was selling airbags to everyone. And I actually, bad airbags keep meaning to go to their stock and look it up because in short, their stock, because it's coming down. These guys have more lawsuits. They have. It's just start. I heard in automotive news this recall thing is a little more effective than we thought. I was like, this is huge. They're going to have to pay interest, depreciation. All these dealers are going to assume. All these individuals are going to sue them. Everybody's going to assume. I don't see how they're not going to go bankrupt.

[J.D. Ryan]

So if you're just hearing this, it's not that the bags don't go off, it's that they kill people when they go off. Not always, no, but they enough.

[Wallace Edwards]

Enough that 11 people 11 times and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Others have gotten injured out of 500,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Some minor accidents.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think your odds are as good at winning the lottery.

[J.D. Ryan]

But however, these are minor accidents. And then the airbag kills you. Well, and that's. That's what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just need to drive around flexed, you know, like you're lifting. Have your. Like you're in Hans and Franz mode. Or.

[Wallace Edwards]

Or just lean back so that your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Head can take the hit. Or press your head against the headrest. Shut up and Then when it blows, it'll just hurt. It won't pop your neck. It's just. It's breaking people's necks.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay. It's not blowing their heads off.

[J.D. Ryan]

We cross some line, John just goes. Just drive around Flexed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does that mean? How I took it. Have your Superman attitude on. I can take it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, man. My airbag just shot Marvin in the face.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Merle Haggard. Wallace Edwards, this week. What do we call it? This week in rock history? Yeah, rock history. Music history. We've got a little Merle Haggard story. For those of y' all who live on the moon or do not have any connectivity to the outside world. Merle Haggard did pass away Wednesday, I believe. And Wallace Edwards, our own Wallace Edwards, is gonna come in and do a little story on Merle. Things you might not have known about his life.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could be holding you tonight.

[Bobbo Turley]

Lovers of all kinds of music were saddened this week by the death of one of country music's most endearing singer songwriters. When the great Merle Haggard passed away at the age of 79, he was born a child of the Dust bowl in depression era Oklahoma. And just like the Joad family of Grapes of Wrath, the Haggards relocated to California in search of work and a better standard of living. But the horrors of culture shock and class inequality proved to be more than the Okies and Murrell's family could endure. After his father's death at the hands of a group of speed frenzied Hell's Angels in a roadside bar, his mother, Flossy May, took over bookkeeping for Benjamin Bugsy Siegel, an ambitious young operator for the Kansas City organized crime syndicate with a propensity for late night visits to Murrell's family home. Fueled by illegal booze and reefer brought in from San Bernardino. Not to mention Siegel's tendency to shack up in the backmaster bedroom of the Haggard home for days at a time, obviously taking advantage of the young and desperate Flossy Mae Haggard's need for steady work. And while young Merle, who was 14 at the time, realized in that day and age that a job is the job, he also didn't particularly appreciate seeing his mother forced into such sordid carnal servitude. It's well documented that Merle Haggard became a drifter during his early teens, riding the rails along the length of California's expanse, committing a number of petty crimes and spending ever increasing amounts of his time incarcerated in various county lockups, finally landing in San Quentin for a robbery gone wrong. After which he accidentally shot his accomplice Marvin in the face and was charged with second degree manslaughter, along with more than a dozen robberies, burglaries, and one misdemeanor charge that history's forgotten, but one that endeared the young Merle Haggard to many members of the 60s Youth counterculture in a big way. Because for every stop in every town and for virtually every mile along his way, Merle dropped a few seeds from Bugsy Siegel's stolen sack of reefer along that lonesome highway. And by the time he was released from san Quentin in 1960 and began a career in country music, cannabis grew wild and in great quantities in virtually every corner of the state. In fact, considering that that generation of teenagers in the Sunshine State were the ones responsible for the Summer of Love and the creation of the entire youth counterculture, and the fact that musicians from Joan Baez to Graham Parsons to Bob Dylan and the Grateful Dead all revered Merle Haggard's early music almost as much as the acres of free weed that he started. It might be said, in light of the monumental results of the free love and flower power movement, that besides being an authentic product of his times and a legend of modern music, there's a possibility that more than anyone else, Merle Haggard is probably most responsible for ending the war in Vietnam. And he sure as hell made California the home of the most prolific indigenous crops of marijuana in the continental United States. To which we say, thanks, Merle.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think any of that happened.

[Bobbo Turley]

And that's today in music history. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wallace, are you high?

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope Merle Haggard's ghost has a sense of humor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's spinning in his grave.

[Wallace Edwards]

He's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's probably laughing his ass off.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, most likely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't like your comedy.

[Wallace Edwards]

So the whole state of California got high cuz of Merl Hagar?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

That's amazing.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't think that's really like Johnny Appleseed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Johnny Appleseed.

[Bobbo Turley]

Merl Poty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to bid a couple cars real quick.

[Wallace Edwards]

Learn something new every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim Beaumont, 13 GMC Sierra SLE with cloth. Is it a crew cab or extended crew cab? Does it have 20 in wheels? 18. Four wheel drive.

[Caller]

They have 17 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. When you say they, is this your car?

[Caller]

Yes. Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 grand?

[Caller]

You tell me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what it sounds like to me. Off the cuff. A 30. It's.

[Caller]

It's extremely clean. It's Got of course Onar doesn't have a, you know, moonroof are screen but does have on star navigation, turn by turn stuff, you know, xm, all that good stuff like that extremely well cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a four wheel drive eight cylinder with a clean Carfax. And it's a 5, 3 or 8.

[Caller]

6.0 V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's fine. 15.

[Caller]

Okay, very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a hundred thousand miles on, I'll.

[Caller]

Buy it and you pick. You can pick it up at Gulf coast here in Beaumont, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a dealer car, an individual car?

[Caller]

No, it's mine. Individual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to, give me the vin.com, put the VIN number, push the pick, Say Wolf, hit me at 15 grand. I'm in Beaumont, I want to sell it to you. What's next? And we'll, Megan or Frankie will call you and line it up.

[Caller]

Yeah, that'll be tomorrow or Monday. One the two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. Okay, great, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Danny High Mile Silverado. Tell me it's got a 6.6 in it. Yeah, it's a Duramax. Is it four wheel drive or two? Two. That hurts me. It's a flatbed. Okay, then it's not worth a whole hell of a lot. Probably three grand just off the top of my head. I'm gonna need to see pictures of this one to figure out how I can sell it and who I'm gonna sell it to and what it's gonna bring. There's no way for me to do it on the radio on this one. Just go to givemetheven.com, load the VIN load, give me a side shot and then open the driver door and take a shot of there where I can see the seats and the dash and the steering wheel and get a feel for this.

[Caller]

It's all vinyl and it's work truck. Work truck, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's kind of what I'm envisioning. So let me do that one off the air. Just go to givemetheven.com and send it to us and we will email you an offer letter.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio. 800-800-7234. And you too can go to givemethe v I n givemetheven.com and obviously have your VIN number ready because that's what we're doing.

[Bobbo Turley]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have heard a bunch of underwear comments in the past 10 days. The jingle is catching on. My daughter was at school singing that song under her breath and two of her friends said she'd heard it and she's like, dad, can't you change it from underwear to something else? Cuz that's kind of weird and it's a little embarrassing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you're going to get some meetings with the school.

[Bobbo Turley]

There is nothing wrong with the underwear. John, why do you tell everyone. Young girls, terrible argument when I hold a box of pizza.

[Wallace Edwards]

Is this your wife?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you tell everybody? She's got a.

[Bobbo Turley]

Tell everybody about our terrible fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those who know such terrible fight.

[Wallace Edwards]

John, Babbo's playing with his new toy here.

[Bobbo Turley]

We're trying to tell everybody about our terrible fight.

[Wallace Edwards]

He's tweaking it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would it sound like? A Darth Vader?

[J.D. Ryan]

God, I'm a little pissed at you, John. That's greatness.

[Wallace Edwards]

The devil's a little deeper, isn't he?

[Bobbo Turley]

Every time you throw that pizza at me, it makes me hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, you're gonna get me and more. You're gonna get a hamburger thrown at me.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are a member of the Rebel.

[Bobbo Turley]

Alliance and a traitor.

[John Clay Wolf]

That thing's stretching it out.

[Bobbo Turley]

You are a member of the Rebel alliance and a traitor.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo Turley]

Leave him to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds just how much that thing cost.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to buy one for the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell you jd it's not a lot of fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Being the Prince of Darkness. Ah, man.

[Wallace Edwards]

Devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would it sound like if you read me? Like the beginning of the Merle Haggard thing in one of those voices in the devil voice. What about the. What about the brother voice? We don't sound like a brother. We do so much brother, we've overrun the brother. Yes, you are correct.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes, you are right, John. Yes, you are right, John. This is Magdalene Lynn. Malora Macaragalis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that your Hispanic preset?

[Bobbo Turley]

Let me tell you about mere Haggard meal. Haggard was died only 79 for today of his age on Wednesday. It's too much me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, Mel Haggard died on Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was very bad.

[Bobbo Turley]

He was born poor child from depression era Juarez.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now you're the Frito Bandito.

[Bobbo Turley]

You could not tell from his skin color, but he's a very good singer. He also liked to smoke marijuana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mota Mota.

[Bobbo Turley]

All of the time. Every time someone call with a car, do they say John says it is $500.

[Wallace Edwards]

He sounds like this guy that we send our cars to.

[Bobbo Turley]

Do you know where that car will go?

[J.D. Ryan]

Pablo goes to Juarez.

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a cartoon character he sounds just like because.

[Bobbo Turley]

Because I have A family and. And they go to Juarez.

[Wallace Edwards]

Speedy Gonzalez. Speedy Gonzalez.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right. Oh, yeah, that's right. Hey, them high school girls stay the same age.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just.

[Wallace Edwards]

It's got all these voices in his head, and he's getting to come out.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did y' all hook that up without the engineer? Was it not that hard?

[Bobbo Turley]

Dude, it's Turley, man.

[Wallace Edwards]

Turley's plugging. Plugging and changing and unplugging, you know.

[Bobbo Turley]

Kind of plug and play.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah. Kind of like when you get a new DVD and stuff, you're just like, all right, does that one work? No. All right, let me show you this one. Or. Yeah, let me try that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was the best 250 we spent a long time. Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Wallace Edwards]

It's well worth it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see. Oh, and the fun has just begun.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4-8800, 800 radius are calling number union sells record. Givemetheven.com it's so easy. You can do it in your underwear is what they say. Who's breathing so hard?

[Bobbo Turley]

Listen closely and you can get your car bid by John Clay wolf. Go to givemethevin.com or we will kill you. Until then, we're waiting for the worms of the worms. Waiting to weed out the wicked. To weed out the wicked. It's kind of like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't smoked grass in years, but I would like to do that and do this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dopers are waking up right now going, what the hell did I smoke last night?

[Bobbo Turley]

To you?

[John Clay Wolf]

By just a few cigarettes. They taste good like a cigarette.

[Wallace Edwards]

Sh.

[J.D. Ryan]

The best friend. What would you do for your best friend? Would you go to jail for your best friend? Your best friend of New York jets wide receiver Brandon Marshall was willing to take the fall for him for allegedly slugging a woman outside of Manhattan hotspot back in 2012. Lawyers for the plaintiff, Kristen Miles, read aloud Michael Sims Walker's March deposition to jurors. Basically. I said basically. Would you do that? Would you take. Would you take the fall for a pound?

[Wallace Edwards]

So he's saying he was the one that punched.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I did it. I did it and. But clearly.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a suck up.

[Bobbo Turley]

Punched a girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I punched a girl. Oh, it was a girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sims Walker. Yeah, it was a girl. Admittedly, he saw Marshall punch a man.

[Bobbo Turley]

Outside the club anyway, not a girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would that song go, Bobo?

[J.D. Ryan]

I punched a girl.

[Bobbo Turley]

Punched a girl and I liked it.

[Wallace Edwards]

That's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I punched a girl and I did it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

Felt her nose on My knuckles. If it's allegedly bad, man, it would be bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would not make the playlist of the top 40 station.

[Wallace Edwards]

I would not take the fall, especially for punching a girl now for the guy, for a buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your buddy's in a bar fight, but he's. He's been in trouble before because the.

[Wallace Edwards]

Buddy got a lot of money. Ah, Buddy's got a lot of money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Do you take the hit for. Would you. Would you take them fall for your wife?

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to Breaking Bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you take the ball for your wife or your kid?

[Wallace Edwards]

Man. Man, that's tough.

[J.D. Ryan]

I always told my kids if they did something stupid to not call me from jail because I'm just gonna laugh and hang up. But if they did something, they, you know, they got in trouble, but they didn't really do it, call me.

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah, it depends on how bad for the kid. The wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

If my kid got in a bar fight and called me from jail, I'd be like, you need to sit there.

[Wallace Edwards]

I'd hope she'd take the fall from me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your wife?

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Wallace Edwards]

I don't know if she would, though. I'm pretty. Actually, I'm positive she wouldn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. You really?

[Wallace Edwards]

Yeah, I'm positive she would not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you did it, why they take the fall?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's just say you've been in trouble before and it's going to be heavy. It's going to be heavier on you. You're going to go to jail for a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not heavy. He's my buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go. Would you do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's my brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you take the fall for your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wife, John, if she was going to get a. I mean, if she. If she'd already been picked up for assaulting another woman, she was going to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go away for a year, but if you took the hit, it's only gonna be a couple of weeks.

[Wallace Edwards]

John doesn't want to watch seven kids here. You know, he needs that wife around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I'd take the fall.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd take the fall for him.

[Wallace Edwards]

It'd be well worth it.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's probably part of the reason why you don't get that choice a lot of the time, though. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? You know? Well, there are situations where people can serve your time. I've heard of this.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like if you have a big responsibility for children, something the grandmother can serve your time. You never heard of.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have.

[Bobbo Turley]

Here's the deal. There's a school teacher, you know, the school teacher is messing around with students okay, this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This student was dreaming about that for 30 years, huh?

[Bobbo Turley]

She was 16 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time you read one of the stories, like, damn, why could I not close that deal?

[Bobbo Turley]

Teacher's 31. This. Am I. Am I. Oh, I'm not on. Okay, I'm sorry, man. That's why I sounded funny. The teacher's 31, okay? She was 16. They had a deal. We don't know how much of a deal. They haven't said, but he's. I mean, he's being charged for indecency, right? So this happened in 2015 when she was 16 years old. They got married this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is this hometown.

[Bobbo Turley]

And now she doesn't have to testify against him. This is. This actually happened in Alabama, I believe, where the legal age is 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not 18.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's what they had to bump it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up at you to scare everybody off.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's what the story I read says. But what is that? I mean, what do you think of that? She can't be forced to testify against her husband if she doesn't want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

You live in small town America, Bob.

[Bobbo Turley]

And they look happy. I've seen this a dozen times.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not the teacher deal, but the age gap.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I've seen the teacher deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so how often do you still see in this decade the underage marriage deal in small town America? Once a year, Twice a year.

[Bobbo Turley]

There are a couple just locally that are notable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Notable. Do we want to name any names?

[Bobbo Turley]

Notable, yeah. These people never spend any time on any kind of playground together ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back uno momento. Poor before. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan, Bobo and Charlie. We will be back until noon. We're gonna be back in five, four minutes. But givemetheven.com is where you can go to load your car up and we'll buy it. We'll come to your house, we'll pick it up, we'll beat your Carmax offer. We'll send you 100 bucks. I mean, I don't know what else I can. How else I can verify that we're on the top end of the wholesale market. We will buy your car, give you a check, get it done. Don't want junk cars. If it's a 300 car, don't want it. But nice cars, the more expensive, the better. But 5,000, 2,000, 25, 50 grand. Like I said earlier, we bought a $340,000 Lambo the other day. We're not scared of big numbers. We're not scared of nice cars. We know how to pay for them. GiveMeTheEven.com seems no one's talking about life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crazy deals gonna pass.