#355 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.16.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #355 – May 16, 2026 Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This week’s show is classic John Clay Wolfe: banter about cars, bikes, sports, road rallies, rock & roll, wild Florida stories, listener calls, and unfiltered reflections on two decades of radio. But the big theme is transition—the crew is marking their upcoming move off terrestrial radio, celebrating 20 years, fielding audience feedback, and teasing what’s next for the JCW crew.

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Table of Contents

• Show Changes & Announcements
• Bike Rallies & Walnut Springs
• Cars, Car Buying & Lightning Rounds
• Florida Stories & Wild News
• Listener Interactions & Wolf Pack Moments
• Funny Bits & Sketches
• Music, Sports, and Pop Culture
• Notable Quotes
• Timestamps: Key Segments

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Show Changes & Announcements

Final Terrestrial Show Announcement

• JCW confirms the last terrestrial radio broadcast will be June 27, 2026, coinciding with their 20th anniversary.
• “After that, it's not top secret, but there are negotiations… I would tell you if I knew.” (John Clay Wolfe, [02:30])
• Possible expansion to 120 cities, but core negotiations center around New York's WAXQ station. Wolf is sentimental about broadcasting where his mother’s grave sits under the signal ([03:38]).

Request to Listeners: Stay in the Loop!

• Listeners urged to submit their emails at jcwshow.com under “Email John” so they can be notified of new syndication/streaming locations.
• JCW: “Rob, put something together on jcwshow.com… so we can keep them apprised of what we're doing.” ([05:19])

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Bike Rallies & Walnut Springs

Walnut Springs Rally Preview

• Current rally is a “warm up” for the big October event: Texas Rattlesnake Rally (Oct 22–24).
• “This thing in Walnut Springs, this little warm up deal turned out to be more than I thought…” ([16:25])
• JCW relishes not being the planner: “Guess what I had to do to plan it? Nothing. Not one damn thing. And it is so refreshing.” ([16:58])

Bar Mayhem Story

• Story about bar fights, falling motorcycles being akin to an American flag touching the ground (you don’t burn it, but there’s a ceremonial panic), and police involvement.
• “It got busy at 11am and stayed busy until midnight… There was one ruckus… I did see a man get arrested, but I don't think he really got arrested. I think he just cooled off in the cruiser.” ([31:13])

Memorable Call-in Segment

• Local regular Randy tells the blow-by-blow of the shoe-throwing, bike-dropping bar incident ([58:40–64:40]).
• “You called this two hours before it happened…” ([60:21])

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Cars, Car Buying & Lightning Rounds

Live Car Bids

• JCW and the crew take listener calls offering to buy their cars live on air, with the usual blend of auto-lingo and humor.
• Big takeaway: “If you want me to bid your car, call right now… All bids are good at America’s best car buyer, givemethevin.com.” ([10:39])

Notable Car Bid Exchanges:

• Teal ‘93 Mustang Cobra: Long negotiation about condition, originality, mods, and the crucial need for an original factory radio that can swing prices up to $5,000 ([57:29]).
• Haggling over old Buick mileage authenticity: “I need to see some ID on these 9,000 miles.” Hilarious analogy to dating and “proof of age.” ([54:54])
• Lightning deal round [89:05]: Live bidding, including on a 2018 F-150 Lariat and a 72 El Camino.

Behind-the-Auction-Block

• Rico Suave, local fan-turned-employee, recounts his first experience repping cars on the auction block in Philly. JCW gives advice for selling to dealer sharks: “Don’t show any emotion. Don’t give ‘em a high five.” ([67:54])

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Florida Stories & Wild News

Classic Florida as "America’s Dive Bar"

• JCW riffs on the state’s reputation: “Florida is the dive bar of the United States… an alligator grabs him, drags him to a Walmart where a dude on bath sauce kills the alligator.” ([15:42])

Florida News with J.D. Ryan

• Woman steals a Red Bull truck, chased by police helicopter. “Think you’re going to get away with that?” ([45:27])
• Jewelry thief swallows $800,000 in Tiffany diamonds; cops wait 3 days for ‘evidence’ to pass. ([46:44])

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Listener Interactions & Wolf Pack Moments

Fan Club Chatter

• “Wolf pack” inner circle surprises studio for a birthday—JCW jokes about “Godfather-style” meetings ([17:32]).
• Rico Suave, Wolfpack president from Pennsylvania, gets hired and thrown onto the auction block. His auction experience is dissected on air ([65:36], [67:54]).

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Funny Bits & Sketches

Fake Commercials

• “Ask your doctor about prescription Marlboros…” satirical ad complete with medical warnings and a 19-year-old with a gravelly voice ([38:13]).

Psychic Hotline Parody

• “Call John now…” JCW and crew lampoon Miss Cleo and Sylvia Brown, telling listeners their boyfriends will kill them (jokingly) and using psychic lingo to “reveal” car values ([103:33]–[119:46]).

Random Animal Facts

• Long riff about horses not being able to burp, leading to extended blue dart/fart-lighting stories ([48:05]).

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Music, Sports, and Pop Culture

Rolling Stones “Backtracks” Game

• Listeners try to guess two Stones song intros; answer is finally revealed as “Beast of Burden” and “Sell That Yacht” ([143:56–149:19]).

Football & SMU Nostalgia

• Eric Dickerson “Trans Am” payoff legend retold, plus stories about SMU’s comeback after ‘the death penalty’ ([42:00]).
• NFL schedule release—discussion around teams’ comedy promo videos ([81:31]).

Pop Culture: Miss Cleo, Reba, Neil Diamond

• Miss Cleo hotline clip, hilarious “revelations” ([103:43]).
• Reba McEntire’s duck “Clarabelle” and engagement plans ([121:09]–[124:47]).
• JCW loves Neil Diamond’s “Song Sung Blue,” marvels at songwriter’s fortune ([120:09]).

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Notable Quotes

• “I just want to do it close enough to people where they can come.” — JCW on the final show party ([02:31])
• “All good. I'm fine with all that... We'll figure it out.” — JCW on plans in flux ([02:28])
• “If you want me to bid your car, call right now… all bids are good at GiveMeTheVIN.com.” ([10:39])
• “You need to text them. Nobody answers their phone on unknown calls anymore.” ([34:46])
• “You called this two hours before it happened.” — JCW, after Randy’s bar fight ([60:21])

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Timestamps: Key Segments

• Show Kickoff and Big Announcement: [00:40]–[05:40]
• Party and Rally Planning: [02:26]–[06:18]
• Negotiating the Show’s Future: [03:06]–[05:16]
• Car Bids & Lightning Round: [10:39], [51:43], [89:05], [126:33]
• Bar Fight Story (Randy): [58:40]–[64:40]
• Florida Comedy Riff: [15:42]
• Listener Auction Block Stories (Rico): [65:36]–[73:56]
• Eric Dickerson/SMU Legend: [42:00]–[44:19]
• Horse Fart/Blue Dart Bit: [48:05]–[50:34]
• Rolling Stones Game: [141:35], [143:56–149:19]
• Miss Cleo/Sylvia Brown Parodies: [103:33]–[119:46]
• Bar Crowd and Operations Drama: [131:05]–[132:25]

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Final Notes

• Listeners should head to jcwshow.com and add their email to stay tuned for the next chapter.
• The episode is part celebration, part nostalgia trip, and part organized chaos—delivering the car-culture-meets-morning-zoo energy regulars expect.

"Remember: Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear." ([29:14], [88:46], recurring)

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Transcript

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From the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevit.com Call John toll free. Che bastards 1-800-800radio 1-800-800radio Now, John Clay

[Rico Suave]

Wolf

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday morning, the 16th day of the great month of May. Good morning, J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Michael Turley.

[Bobbo]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobby Brown will be here in a moment of Por favor. There he comes.

[Michael Turley]

He's strolling over now.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 years on the radio and somehow this week I accidentally bought a four wheel drive Oklahoma limousine with no front drive shaft and possible felony residue in the back seat.

[Michael Turley]

I was wondering if that really had four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

He lied. He just lied. He just lied. He said, if y' all don't know what we're talking about. It was on our video YouTube video last week. YouTube's over here making me publicly ruin my reputation. In 4K. Go to jcwshow.com, click through to the live streams. You know, watch the show and listen instead of just on the radio. And be speaking of a quick quid quo pro Clarice. I've said it before and now I'm getting serious. You need to actually rob, we need to get a collector on our JCW show site so we can keep people like an email collector so we can keep people advised of where we're going and where they can find us.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. Be the first to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because the week before the 4th of July. So that is July 20th. No, July. Oh, June, June, June. Duh. June 27. June 27th will be our last terrestrial radio show at a celebration of 20 years on terrestrial radio. And the party will be. I don't know where it's going to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big party.

[Michael Turley]

Should have at the Roadhouse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, we'll figure it out. I mean it's.

[Michael Turley]

I know it's a lot of work.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's not the word. No, no, no, no, no. I'm fine with all that. I just want to do it close enough to people where they can come true. And we might want to do one in California also the week before. Got to figure that out. Anyway, our last terrestrial broadcast will be June 27th, Saturday. And what we are doing after that is not top Secret. But there are negotiations going on with other providers and networks and I would tell you if I knew.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I could tell you where we are today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, there's an offer on the table to do to continue the radio show and to clear it in every. In 120 cities. And. And you know, the one thing they pulled out was New York City, waxq, which was the one that sits up a Sopranos fag. You like that one? That was the one Tony listened to.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, right, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got to be on that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my mom's grave in Greenwich, Connecticut is under the signal of that one.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So she could listen, so she could live.

[Bobbo]

Very special. Very special.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know, and a lot of my childhood teenage hood was up there and it was like we were never good enough to be on there. You know, we would get on la, this, that, anywhere you want. But not waxq. No, that one. You know, and what they said is, Bob Pittman is the chairman of iHeartrading. No BS. Four years ago, we were really working on this. When we changed the syndication model, the excuse was, Bob Pittman listens to that station in New York City.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're afraid if he hears your show, he'll get pissed. No, people love it.

[Bobbo]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I met Bob. It is sweet. Like, he had an after hours party and we became, you know, decent acquaintances. I was trying to help him with his airplane insurance. He's a pilot. Anyway, so like this week, like, they talked to Bob and Bob wants to do this across the country, but they're still pulling back on wxq. And I said, did you talk to Bob about it? Like, no, you know, let's do that. I think he's cool. I think he would be. I think he's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I mean, fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So New York. So there is a chance. Chance that that is not our last terrestrial broadcast.

[J.D. Ryan]

If they can pull New York out of there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. There's more than one. If. But.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, sure, I know you're in negotiations. I know.

[Michael Turley]

But if we had a site where people could send in their email to get an alert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

To know right away. Be the first to know. That'd be great, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So, Rob, if you could put something together on jcwshow.com for our listeners and our fans to put in their email address so we can keep them apprised of what we're doing. And also you can go to our Facebook page, John Clay wolfshow, or our YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf. It's very narcissistic. Vain Branding is my name. It's all me.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all me. It's a lot of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it is. It's J.D. it's Bobo, it's Turley, It's Pre K. It's. What's that kid's name that's in middle school over there?

[Michael Turley]

He's not in middle school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Kyle, we need to go down and video a little bit after the show because town Walnut is packed. Doing a biker rally and we need to get some shots. This is the warm up for the big one in October. October 20th, 22nd. 22nd through the what?

[Michael Turley]

24th.

[John Clay Wolf]

That one's gonna be five times this size, maybe ten.

[Michael Turley]

It's a warm up. Yeah. The Walnut Springs rally.com for all that information.

[J.D. Ryan]

October 22nd through the 24th with Armadillo, Harley Davidson, the Law Tigers. You got all kinds of sponsors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Harley. Yeah. So Harley has to was a Harley deal. But they have to put the name of the lo of the closest Harley shop.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's Armadillo.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Bloodline cousin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Name that much from Armadillo. Good morning, Amarillo. We're rocking in here on the Armadillo. And we are actually, Bob, aren't we? Isn't the station Amarillo? The Armadillo Caper.

[Bobbo]

The Armadillo Amarillo Texas Stoker.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that will be 20 years in on. In. In June.

[Bobbo]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Amarillo.

[Michael Turley]

One of the first for. I guess furthest one out for syndication

[John Clay Wolf]

because it was the first one. So when we started in Vernon in Wichita Falls, Arm. Armadillo. Amarillo was our first affiliate. And then Abilene was our second affiliate. That was when I was learning and we were connecting it with barracks, streaming boxes. And I was the engineer, no BS And I got to a point with the switcher in the semi. And I did have to bring in this guy named John White to get me some. I was a hell of a lot better at what you're doing totally back then than I am now because I actually built the system. And some of this crap in here is still from that original setup. Just a few pieces.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there is. You could tell because they're so old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't realize that you'd been on for 16 years.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, 16. It's the longest I've ever had. I guess a job in one place.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio is forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was your longest radio job, J.D.

[Bobbo]

this.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Russ Martin show was 10 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that was it. That was the longest one till then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, how many years did you do

[Bobbo]

in a cumulus 591 to 99.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's more than five.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, just. Just shy of nine years.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could have kept that together if I knew Lindy then and knew you. Because I could have been Yalls translator.

[Bobbo]

Right. Well, Lindy and I translate fine. The suits. We had some really radical suits. We've met those guys. You met the higher up guys. Super. What we used to call super salesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You know, they're not just salesman. He's the gm.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the super salesman. They are super salespeople.

[Bobbo]

John, I'm just calling because I want you to buy this.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm just calling because I'm worried about you and your dog and your mama, and I want to know about the family, and I wanted to know about everything. And I'm like, hey, before we get to that, can we get down to business?

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll talk about family and dead dogs later.

[Bobbo]

They are. They are homey on the outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The F6 video is going up next Saturday. Not this Saturday because something happened. Supercar blondie. It's a bunch of crap. It's fine. But. But it was definitely supposed to go out this Saturday, and the people over in Dubai changed something. Dubai. That's where she is. Alex Hershey. She lives in Dubai. Supercar blondie is the largest automotive influencer in the world, and she is the one doing the reveal on it on Thursday. And the idea was for us to. Since she has such a ridiculous following of 120 million followers that we put all of our media out on it right after so that when the algorithm's lifting it up, sure, it'll grab all ours and we'll all benefit. So we kicked the can we punted to next Saturday, but we were ready.

[Michael Turley]

So is Dubai saying hold on?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not. Not the country or government, the people we're dealing with in Dubai.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Said hold on, hold on, hold on. Well, we went to the track on. We went to the track on Monday, and there he is. Look at that picture up there. So the Newman Ferrari. We got the. Oh, there's a little insider. Look at the video that's going to. We got the Newman Ferrari. We got the F6, and we were racing each other. Oh, damn.

[Michael Turley]

That's gonna be good on the video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And we had cameras everywhere. Oh, yeah. All right.

[Michael Turley]

This is the one you got to watch then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you have any. I thought I gave you a little short of the F6. That we could play.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you want to see this stuff, it's jcwshow.com go to our YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know I did. Kyle.

[Michael Turley]

He'll probably have it during the break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

See another reason. Go to jcwshow.com okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And coming up next is the lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Fred, I can tell you right now on your brat, I'm not giving you a 35 grand for it. For a brat. Well, he's got a good one. He says he's got 25 in it. And we will talk about this as we get back. But if you want me to bid your car, call right now. 800-800-7234. All bids are good at America's best car buyer, givemethevin.com.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Thousand miles, need to get wife a new car. Have you even looked at, have you looked at new cars yet on trade?

[Rico Suave]

No, I'm waiting to see if. If chevy put the 57 back in the their stuff coming up this next year. So it's kind of what we're waiting on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it doesn't matter, but I need

[Rico Suave]

to get her a new car regardless.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like 20 grand off the top of my head.

[Rico Suave]

Okay, good to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let me know. Thanks, Pete. Florida 58 Buick Roadmaster State wagon. What else? Not much. We're in Florida

[Rico Suave]

about an hour between Fort liquerdale and Mickey mouse, Fort Pierce county. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

A state wagon. Like average, rougher, clean.

[Rico Suave]

This thing is in like really great shape. Original paint, all original chrome, stainless. I picked it up not too long ago out of southern California. It was like my third old pre war Buick. And all of them come from there just like in really good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where'd you buy it?

[Rico Suave]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you buy it?

[Rico Suave]

I bought it from the second owner which bought it from a photograph in 1960.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you find him from Florida?

[Rico Suave]

Out of an app, believe it or not, out of an auto buy article. Black and white photograph is in there for like two, three months in a row. It was there and there and there. And I just finally said, you know, what the heck, I'm just gonna call this guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you give him 15? Did you give him 15 grand for it?

[Rico Suave]

No, I ended up buying it for like $30,000. But it's it's a pretty awesome piece. And as the story goes is the original owner. I didn't find out till later on that he bought it from a photograph. Was Cecil B. DeMille. Ordered it new in 58, kicked off every box on it, made it in the Riviera.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that the guy in Poison? The guitar player from Poison, CC deville? No, no,

[Rico Suave]

no. Cecil B, he's kind of the guy that put you know, the movies on the map motion pictures back day and then he actually him and his buddies created Fairmont pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well that one's too high for me. What else you got?

[Rico Suave]

I got a couple old Mustangs and as I told the guy on the phone, as I when I called over, I listened to your guys radio show and you know I keep up with you a little bit on the YouTube. Definitely learned a lot. I'm a car guy, kind of cut from the same mold as you guys. So I got a bunch of stuff over here. I got a 6,5 fastback Mustang. It's a GT350 replica. Pretty much looks like the real deal, but it's not. So instead of, you know, paying a half a million or a million dollars for one, I bought it and we were going to use it for, you know, the track out here at Sebring. I got a 2017 GT350R, another car that we use for the track.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm probably better on that one than any of them because those, those newer stuff, there's not so much variable in it. People don't get their feelings hurt. Hey, go to givemetheven.com and load that sucker up, buddy. And kaufman23, Ben's GLA250 with 70,000 miles average, average. Rougher. Clean,

[Rico Suave]

clean, clean, clean, clean. Wife drives it.

[John Clay Wolf]

175 was 175 with 70 on it.

[Rico Suave]

Okay, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and if you'd like to sell it, we'll be get your check for it. Thank you for listening. Thank you for calling. My name is John Clay Wolf. Thank you Buy cars the radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out The GMTV Garage YouTube channel complete with live video stream at jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I moved to LA and people were passive aggressively rude to me when they found out I was from Florida. Florida is the dive bar of the United States. It's that bar when you ride by, you lean in your buddy and go, that's where I get all my drugs. The Exact moment you say that, a dude stumbles out of that bar with a gunshot wound. An alligator grabs him, drags him to a Walmart where a dude on bath sauce kills the alligator.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John Tol. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video [e-mail] and now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Local guys, Dallas, Fort Worth, Waco, Austin, if y' all want to rally today, bike rallies. This thing in Walnut Springs, this little warm up deal turned out to be more than I thought it would be.

[Rico Suave]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty good. There's. It's good. I'm excited.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm. I'm really glad that that little conflict happened with the two event organizers. And they did this one because this is a good warm up for the next one. But they're doing the one I started last year, the Texas Rattlesnake Rally. That's what this one's called. And I have nothing to do with it, which is great. Cuz guess what I had to do to plan it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. Not one damn thing. And it is so refreshing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Planted a seed a year ago. And then the next. The big one. October 20th, 22nd through the 24th, the Walnut Springs rally. That's great. Have two of them here. Perfect.

[Bobbo]

Damn rides. Good for town, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were asking me something, Bob. Good for town. On off area.

[Bobbo]

Oh, did you get it? Did you get a burrito?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Excellent.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, the wolf pack showed up unannounced.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unannounced.

[Michael Turley]

JD Was just asking me, say, hey, dude, are we expecting to guess? I was like, no. No. Is I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make sure.

[Rico Suave]

Locking his gun up. Ready?

[Michael Turley]

Ready to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Safe up here. I'm kind of the quiet safe.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're Wilford Brimley from the firm. I don't get paid to be suspicious. I forgot something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

So anyway, so I was just making sure that we were safe. And I asked Mike, are we expecting anybody? Because I'm gonna lock the doors. And he said, no, we're not expecting anyone. Just at that moment, the entire wolf pack came up the stairs.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Anthony's birthday.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I just stared at him for a minute. Do I shoot these people?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where all are they from? One of them's here. Local Dave. And then the other guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you know Anthony's birthday? I know that I don't know how

[Michael Turley]

far they travel from Louisiana. I mean, they're all over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's a handful of them. I think they're having a strategy meeting, a secret. Like in the Godfather when they had the. The bosses together and they met. That's what they're doing out here.

[Bobbo]

They do gather that way. Yeah. This isn't the whole wolf pack. We've got, you know, thousands of people out there, but it's like the dignitaries.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Oh. What. Hang on, miss. What the hell happened to my cursor? I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. Speech impediment. Terence, give us some news real quick. Good morning. You're on the air, sir.

[Rico Suave]

Okay. Is everything hard between

[John Clay Wolf]

today.

[Rico Suave]

Monitored in the 12 states and there's wildfires in the heartland and 13,000 wildfires in Mexico and tomatoes threatened. They cut off the news. So that's the tomatoes flooding in Nebraska.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrence, Terrence, Terrence, Terrence, Terrence. You know I love you. Yeah, but you're having a bad day. It's not coming out. It's not coming out. Clear.

[Rico Suave]

I got my cataract taken on. I can see perfect on my left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blind and speech impeded. Terence. Yeah, but, yeah, you're. You need to grab some coffee and try again. Maybe do a little speakerphone, do a little read on the side.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know, something about a tomato.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I got tomato and I got wildfire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corey and Katie, Texas 93. Mustang, Coba, Cobra, Teal. $29,000. Wants 58 grand. Got up to 48 on Bring a trailer. So

[Rico Suave]

yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You offered it to the world, they bid it. Brought 48,000. You did not accept. Now you called me some jerk off on the radio and want me to pay $10,000 more.

[Rico Suave]

No then wanting. I'm asking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Rico Suave]

Just threw it out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you want me? Here's normally what happens when a car doesn't sell on a site like that. You've lost your bidders. So if I give you the 48 and I'm the highest guy out of that whole auction, do I buy it?

[Rico Suave]

48? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What it brought in the open market,

[Rico Suave]

52 will take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it'll work. What the hell am I supposed to do with it? From that figure, tell me. Tell me how to sell that car for a profit from 52. I don't know.

[Rico Suave]

I sit on it just like I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you.

[Rico Suave]

I know that's not your bag. I've talked to your buddy. I've got a the 34 Ford, silver. I don't know how much you Pay attention to what the crew's doing. But I've been back and forth for a couple years on my 34.

[John Clay Wolf]

Couple of years. Yeah, couple of years. Well, this car, this teal car. H, I'll give the 48. I do think I'll do it. I might give 50 because I'm queer like that for teal colored Mustangs, but.

[Rico Suave]

And it's, it's, it's men, it's clean. The only mods that are on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, stop there before you say a word. You just ruined it. Why did you ruin it with mods?

[Rico Suave]

Okay, I have, I have the original. It's just the air, the air intake, the, you know, the K and N air filter in the fender and then the BBK tube. I have the factory stuff in the trunk, so it could easily take that out. That's the only mods that are on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought a black one, everything. Very similar situation lower miles recently. And I'm gonna have Albert call you. He's my guru on these. And I'm sending him your phone number because I see it right now. Albert, call this dude. See if you like it at 50. He wants 52. Okay. There, expect a call from Alberto. Do you remember Elian Gonzalez?

[Rico Suave]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you?

[Rico Suave]

Me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rico Suave]

52.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't remember Helium Gonzalez that came over on the raft from Florida and they took him in and they were arguing over his citizenship and all that. Okay, well, he, this guy is Elian Gonzalez, but when he was a kid, he came over from Cuba and we changed his name to Albert. He changed his name to Albert because the alien thing was just too much news. Too much, too much, too much. So I'm gonna have Alien Gonzalez call you. And he is a Mustang geek. And I like him a lot. I trust him a lot. He's worked for us for a long time. All right, I got to keep rolling. Thank you. 800. 872.

[Michael Turley]

Elian, wait, hold on.

[Rico Suave]

This is very long ago. I know you remember me, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I absolutely do. I mean, when I met you down there, when we were actually, here's what happened. Went to buy a little company, like give me the VIN in Florida. And the guy that was selling it was lying a lot. Okay, A lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, told a lot many lies. That when I was interviewing the staff and I was looking at the setup, they were in terrible financial situation. And he was just lying because, like, you're talking to him. Then you go talk to the staff. Like, our paychecks haven't cleared in two months and the Power keeps coming on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything's fine here.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you mention, you talk to the owner, he's driving a Rolls, and he's talking about how much money he makes, right? I'm like, yeah, I think I'm gonna pass on this deal. But I got, but, but Elian was there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You met him there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, I like you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you've got a job with me. If you, if this, not if, when this thing falls apart. And actually, I did the right thing and I brought the owner back from Miami to Dallas to Fort Worth, and I made a deal with him to absorb the company and help him with his debt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And the next morning, when we were gonna finalize it, he tried to jack me 300 grand. I said, dude, I ain't taking you back to Miami. You go to dfw, you take your ass, and you tell your boy Alberto that he can come work for me. Because the only reason that I was really thinking about this is because some of the people, but good people around you want, you want to get cute and start being, you know, do the last minute bump on a negotiation, I'm out. So that's how we got Alien Gonzalez.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's gonna call that dude. Yeah, we call him Albert.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we call him Albert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick, what time is it? Okay, we've got picks. Throw these picks up, boss. Throw these pictures up of the Mustang. I want to see this 64 and a half Mustang, okay? It's got good paint on it. LA, are you there?

[Michael Turley]

Go to jcwshow.com to see this.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is the top in the as good a condition as the photo show?

[Rico Suave]

Correct. And I can, of course, get better photos and everything. It's an airplane hangar with another 20 cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what are we going to do with the 20 cars?

[Rico Suave]

Well, that's maybe a conversation for another time. So some of them I'm, I'm personally buying, and then some of the others, I'm just trying to get value and see what, See what's legit, see what's not. Do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see a fun video coming on. So what? You don't have to say what airport, but what part of the metroplex are these cars located?

[Rico Suave]

North of Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a Hicks field. Sorry, la.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bastard.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fine, it's fine. I mean, it doesn't change anything. So these are not yours. You're working on a package, right? Are you trying to buy some cars from a guy that has these cars stored?

[Rico Suave]

So it's, it's not the first Time I get reached out to and there's been someone passing a family who was a collector. And so I get called and say, hey, can you help, you know, sort this out and figure out values on some. I've never run across 64 and a half, so I'm curious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what do you do with them when you buy them? Or do you just place them and take broker fees?

[Rico Suave]

Some all buying kind of, you know, each option you just listed, it's Right. I mean, I'm also a dealer, so it's more so just curious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do you want to go in and partner the whole thing? What I've learned is if you go in and throw one big number at the whole thing, it's a lot easier to do.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, he's not hurting.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of guys aren't hurting. Nobody's hurting. But they like the clean wire. Big number one deal, Bada bing, we're done.

[Rico Suave]

Usually so. And I threw that at him. And it's more so picking off one by one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then I'm gonna give you to hot rod Kyle, my. My classic collector buyer. And I'm gonna let y' all work through this because what. This is going to take hours of conversation that I don't have. And that's why I have buyers. But I am interested. I'm very glad you called me.

[Rico Suave]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna send Kyle your phone number. Okay.

[Rico Suave]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. You can sell your cars. The way this happens is go to givemetheven.com June 27th, Saturday will be our last terrestrial radio show. 20th year actually celebration. Go to jcwshow.com and click email. John, put in your email address so that we can get your email. We'll have an email list and we can push that out to everybody to let y' all know where you can find us after that date if we don't make this negotiation that we're working on right now. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

I am worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I worth more?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Hit them up 800-800-RADIO. And check out the [e-mail] or John

[John Clay Wolf]

claywolf.com presented by gimmetheven.com tonight, Vic Victor, Mission Hills, California. Why are you up so early, man? It's early out there.

[Rico Suave]

Because you. Because you say you gotta drink all day and I gotta wake up early to drink all day. I always want to say hello. Hello to the world. Pack. I love you guys. Tony, Happy birthday. I was supposed to be out there. Couldn't make it. Sorry. I feel like I'm missing out. I got that. That anxiety. I'm missing out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're okay. You're okay. Thanks for the shout out to them and good talking to you. Keep on keeping them.

[Michael Turley]

Come out in October 22nd through the October 22nd.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the car show is going to be in November. 800-800-7234.

[Show Announcer]

Down there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

You hear that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This is why we don't have people in the studio. You gotta shut the door. It's loud down there. Jd, shut the door. Jesus Christ. Christ. JD's such a good host. He's the best host ever.

[Bobbo]

He really is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He really is.

[Rico Suave]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I mean, he's a cruise director, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is the cruise director, Captain Stubing.

[Michael Turley]

That's what his next job is. Just hire him as a host. That's it. JD is just there to keep everybody happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know? He's a happy person. What were you asking me? You were asking me about the deal last night. You said, what time did I leave? And I said, yeah, what time do

[Bobbo]

you leave the bar last night?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was asking 11.

[Bobbo]

Did it get weird?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Not at all.

[Bobbo]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was one weird thing that. So there's the Texas Rattlesnake Rally going on in Walnut Springs this weekend. And we ran a real good day at the bar. Best day in a long time.

[Bobbo]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Without a band. Right. And it got busy at 11am and stayed busy until midnight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was great. There was one ruckus and I don't know the particulars. I'd love to know the particulars, but I did see a man get arrested, but I don't think he really got arrested. I think he got put in the back of the police cruiser and they just cooled him off.

[Bobbo]

Cool down. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I think. I think I might. That a woman was talking Trash to this guy that told me earlier that this woman is bothering him. He knows her from a long way back, if it was that woman. Anyway, I'm sitting down there talking to Randy, and he's telling me how he hates this lady and he wishes she wasn't there. And then I'm looking down from upstairs down in the street, and I see Randy get in a scuffle, and he got pushed, and it went into a motorcycle. You know, the motorcycles are all lined up. All the motorcycles are lined up pretty. One of them fell over, and that's like sinful stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody dropped their glasses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Right, right. You don't. But what I heard that she got in his face and he threw a drink on her shoes, and her husband shoved him and he hit the motorcycle that fell over. So, you know, murder is bad, but that is worse in that world.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so the cops put the guy that did the shoving in the back of the cruiser, and I think, oh, there. There's a picture. Yeah. And that was it. Oh, that's the actual photo of it. Yeah, that's the actual photo of the situation. Zoom back up. They don't need to see us. Yeah, that's. That. That was it. I don't. The bike immediately got picked up in like. Like when a bike falls, all the people stand around it. It's just like when a flag touches the ground.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Immediately, you must follow the protocol to cleanse it, to bring it back up properly. What do you do with the flag that touches Grand? You can burn it or. What else? Can you, like, do a sermon?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. I'm not sure.

[Michael Turley]

I've never witnessed that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, when you retire a flag, you're supposed to fold it correctly and burn it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. There's a proper disposal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think they're going to burn the bike. I don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, if a flag touches the ground, are you supposed to burn it?

[Bobbo]

Technically, I think so.

[Michael Turley]

Look it up.

[Bobbo]

That's a good question.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Never witnessed this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there not some exorcism procedure you can do to bring it back?

[Bobbo]

You can try, I guess. You know, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

American flag accidentally touches the ground, you must pick it up immediately and evaluate the condition. Contrary to popular belief, there was no requirement to burn or destroy the flag.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why they didn't burn the bike

[J.D. Ryan]

simply because it brushed the floor. Okay. So there's.

[Bobbo]

That's a relief.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't have to burn it. Thank God.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know, damn sure that Randy didn't start anything. Like, he's a regular. He knows everybody around. So very cool guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's wild.

[Michael Turley]

Isn't it always the case where female says so and so says something about me, and then you're like, well, I gotta defend her. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just.

[Michael Turley]

They always start fights.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a friend coming out here. It's just. So I want to teach everybody one thing and they know this. So a guy that works for me, I'm trying to hook him up with another guy that's coming out here today that I can't deal with because I'm on the radio. Okay. And he said, I called him and I left a message. That is wonderful. That is very good. Does that work? Absolutely.

[Rico Suave]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody answers their phone on unknown calls anymore. At all.

[J.D. Ryan]

At all.

[John Clay Wolf]

At all. You must text them and say, rusty, this is Mike with John Clay Wolf. I'm gonna be your tour guide out here today. Call me so we can line this up. Coordinate correct, because they're not gonna listen to their voicemails and they're not gonna answer their phone. I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't either?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So leaving. I called and left a message. Boss is an it. That was 1990, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

And this text needs to be. Hello, my name is. Here's what we're going to do. Please contact me so we can speak about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Boy, you're good.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Bobbo]

Foreign cruise director.

[J.D. Ryan]

My mama taught me that when I was 4.

[Bobbo]

Outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't teach you how to text?

[J.D. Ryan]

When you answer the phone, you say, hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you were four. That was 1965.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, it was 1933. Anyway, wow.

[Rico Suave]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And now the kids just answer film. So.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. So, yo, who this people?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K? You're a white black guy. How do you answer the phone?

[Michael Turley]

Depends on who Is it Austin or Pre K?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Pre K. See, hold on. What's the deal? That's right. So I know at work you answer the phone normal, but like, when you're pre K off of work, how do you answer the phone? Let's. Let's role play. Ring, ring, ring. You pick up. What's cracking, yo? What's cracking?

[Michael Turley]

What it do?

[John Clay Wolf]

What it. What it was? What it will be? What it will be? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What's percolating population?

[John Clay Wolf]

And if it's a random number that you don't know, how do you answer the phone?

[Michael Turley]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got.

[Michael Turley]

I got random numbers to go straight to voicemail, baby. If you don't know me, don't holler.

[John Clay Wolf]

And do you check your voicemail regularly?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, I'll check the voicemail if it's long enough. If you leave me a two second voicemail, I know you're a robot. I'm not calling you back.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you want those robot calls to go away, get the Service Incogni J CW Show.com the bottom banner is incogni. It'll kill the spam emails. It'll kill the robo calls. It is 60% off if you go through that banner on our website because they're that we made a deal with them for you guys for a referral and we've all got on it. It all works wonderfully. And also While you'[e-mail], click Email John and put in your name and your email address and you leave a little note. But you guys that are show fans need to start giving us your email address because June 27th is our last terrestrial broadcast and we are putting together an email database for you guys so we can let you know where you will find us next once that is over because the show is probably going to go on but in a different format. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

Proves that I'm insane.

[Rico Suave]

You may be right, I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. Turn out the light.

[Bobbo]

As a professional healthcare provider, I'm pleased with the results of prescription Marlboros for patients who suffer from boredom, weight gain and the inability to look cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was depressed, nervous and tired. That's when I decided to visit my doctor. He prescribed Marlboro Lights. Now I have more energy and I'm spending a lot more time with bikers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I wasn't sure what to do with my hands, whether I was performing dental surgery or riding my beautiful new Indian motorcycle. My doctor prescribed me extra strength Marlboro Reds. Now my hands are serving a purpose and I'm meeting lots of trashy women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, baby.

[Bobbo]

Ask your doctor about prescription Marlboros. Prescription cigarettes save my life. Mostly because with my co pay, they're back to a dollar a pack for maximum effectiveness. Take after meals with alcohol may cause coughing, dizziness, weight loss and difficulty in chasing off biker chicks. Just listen to what smoking has done for my announcing voice. And I'm only 19. Marlboro Live Life delicious. And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did y' all record that, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Some time ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's been a while.

[Bobbo]

A couple years.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my daughter's voice. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Rico Suave]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that?

[Bobbo]

No, I don't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was hearing that voice. I'm like, that's Tabitha.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Tabitha this morning is on the stage, get this. Graduating from college. Four year college.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

8:00 clock in the morning, huh? Yeah, Throw the picture up. Look, zoom up. Kyle. They don't need to see us. Oh, that's awesome. Right now. She just sent me that. But who the hell graduate? Why do they do it at 8 in the morning?

[Michael Turley]

They have different groups do it since there's so many. Yeah, but that's early.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's really very early. Yep.

[Michael Turley]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Congrats. Congrats, Tab. She's not listening. She's still in that room. She just sent me that. Her mom just sent me there. Somebody just said that a minute ago. Tonight's the big consensus commencement. So I've got to go to that Eric Dickerson. Oh, is going to speak. I mean, what would, what would an Eric Dickerson speech to college kids sound like? I mean, something about bribery and payoffs and speed and. Eric Dickerson, are you here?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

What does he, what does he sound like?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, just go with whatever.

[Bobbo]

I mean, when I was young, my dad had told me, if you go want money in your life, you better start making it.

[Rico Suave]

Now.

[Bobbo]

That don't mean beat up your friends at school. That means go get a paper route. Learn how to make lemonade. Learn how to sell one lemonade for 40 cents and two for 50. You'll sell two more than you do one at 40.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

You sell a hundred of Those, you got $40 for those. What you gonna do with $40? Invest it in the stock market.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

Mm. Buy Tractor Supply.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Eric Dickerson, was it true that when Texas A and M bought you a Trans Am so you would play football for them, then SMU offered you more money, just cash. You went to SMU and you kept the Trans Am that A and M gave you. And when A and M called to get their Trans Am back, you said, who you gonna tell?

[Rico Suave]

Mm. That's.

[Bobbo]

You know that that's a difficult answer to give, but I give it to you right away. Here's the. Andy, you Ready? Yeah, you damn right idea. Damn right I did. Because I'm. I'm sacrificing my body for your sport, for your entertainment. And I need that translator. Entertain myself. I damn sure did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever admit it publicly?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you might have on an interview one time.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know, we all used to get a little high back then sometimes. And I would tell stories.

[Michael Turley]

This is not real, Eric.

[John Clay Wolf]

The official line was, his grandmother bought it. His grandmother bought it. But it became one of the most famous recruiting payment stories in college history. Yeah, nickname the Trans Am.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I like that. What did. What did Reggie Bush get hung up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dickerson later admitted the car was tied to A and M boosters. Yeah, and he did say, who you gonna tell? So they gave it to him legally?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they wanted it back when he didn't show up. Oh, and he kept it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you gonna do? Tell on me? You gotta tell that you paid me off. Yeah, I'm just gonna keep it. Thanks, guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like calling the cops to see somebody stole my drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, police?

[Bobbo]

My coke dealer just ripped me off right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

And people have done that. Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pony express. Pony excess. 30 for 30. Pony excess on ESPN's 30 for 30. The Bo Jackson one is my favorite. And that one is my second favorite. It's really good. I met the guy Turley last week that was roommates with Sherwood Blunt. Sherwood Blunt was the guy that organized that whole payoff scandal with smu. Oh, ain't that sad? I mean, look what I'm doing. They've built it all the way back. They went to the playoffs and football tab just graduated from there. I went there and all I can talk about is the bad days.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, that's. It was historic. Right? They lost four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me.

[Michael Turley]

Four years. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have never. When we checked in for two a day. So I was back on team number three of the Comeback Team after the death penalty. And I've never been in the army, obviously, and I'm not discounting anybody that has gone through boot camp, but I would imagine that it would be similar to that. It was. It was the most, I don't know, stressful. They brainwashy, confined, controlled two weeks of my life. And like, when you finally got off a campus and, like, went somewhere, it's like, oh, my God, there's an outside world. It was like you escaped from the. From the hole in Silence of the Lamps. Yeah, that. That college football is a real job, dude.

[Michael Turley]

Well, they get paid for it now, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now they do quite well. Yeah, what you got in Florida where

[Michael Turley]

you do all of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we haven't done it.

[Bobbo]

Now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've heard that Red Bull gives you wings? Well, apparently it doesn't give you brains. A Florida woman is in custody after allegedly stealing a red. Red Bull truck taking a joyride. She drove it from. Yeah. 33 year old Nicole Schuler jumped in the truck, drove off while the guy was delivering the Red Bull into a convenience store. She drove it from Tampa to Lakeland about 30 miles. And then what do you do when you get in Lakeland? You need a cocktail. So she went to a bar and meanwhile the helicopter was following her. Here's that audio.

[Rico Suave]

Cut 8i pulling into a gas station at Sutton Road and Galloway. Sutton Road and Galloway. Female, blue shorts and gray top, brown hair and a ponytail. She got out with a black bag. So, white shorts, gray top. Going in the store, probably wearing Crocs. All right, units, 497.

[Show Announcer]

That's gonna be the first one.

[Rico Suave]

Yep,

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got her in cuffs.

[Bobbo]

Wow, that's scary, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bull truck. You think you're gonna get away with that? They'll never find me in this truck.

[Bobbo]

You can't get away with nothing. No MO. She went to Lakeland. 30 miles with traffic, maybe 40 minutes pro almost there. Before she was watching a helicopter the whole way there. She walks in the door and he. He walks in right after. Hello, miss. Let me see your hands.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Lovely man.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have another thief. This one decided to swallow almost $800,000 worth of Tiffany diamonds. Right. Jilder is his name. Cops had to wait for him to poop him out to get him. Now he thinks he can handle his own. So that wasn't very smart. Right. But now he has to handle his own lawyering. He's rejected a plea deal. Represent himself in trial. Here are some of the outrageous videos of officers while they're arresting him. He's literally swallowing the diamonds while they're busting him. Cut number nine.

[Rico Suave]

I surrendered.

[Bobbo]

I surrender.

[Rico Suave]

Got something in his mouth. Get it out. Put him out. Open your mouth. He's trying to swallow. Open your mouth. Open your mouth. My man.

[J.D. Ryan]

He got some of them down. And the cops literally had to wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long did it take?

[J.D. Ryan]

Three days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three days?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Three days to get all that.

[Michael Turley]

Had to be painful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Toward the end. Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, maybe not matters what carrot they are.

[J.D. Ryan]

$800,000 worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, there's there's diamonds that are 800,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

You swallow them, you know they're gonna wait you out. That's stupid.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he's a criminal. Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true. That's true.

[Bobbo]

While we're on the topic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And this is something weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking about that topic.

[Bobbo]

Here's a little pet sounds bit we thought you enjoyed. Did you know that because of anatomical limitations, horses can't burp? It's true. So when they have digestive discomfort, what happens? They lie on their sides and just let one go. Here's a little. Here's a little sound bite. It's cut number 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

Feels like a. Like a gazoo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks, mate.

[Bobbo]

Thanks, mate.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like that, huh? This is real.

[Bobbo]

It really is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw the video. Did I send it to you?

[Michael Turley]

Hold on, I gotta play this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw the same thing.

[Michael Turley]

This horse is laying on his side, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's pushing on his side to get him. He's gassy, colicky, and she's pushing on him. She knows how make her to. How to burp her baby.

[Michael Turley]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, mate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks, mate.

[Michael Turley]

That's the startup though.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah,

[John Clay Wolf]

that was.

[Bobbo]

I've got a little 65 pound air compressor. Plug in air compressor at the house. I think he just let go about 80.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hilarious.

[Bobbo]

Oh, thanks for tolerating me, dude.

[Michael Turley]

Imagine doing a blue dart with that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a blue dart?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you never did blue darts?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, when you light your farts on fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I was always a little fearful that it burned. Oh, yeah, yeah, it will burn. You will. Did you do it?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, we used to. You'd bend over and you light your fart and it blew. Dart a big flame.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did your friend hold it up?

[Rico Suave]

No.

[Michael Turley]

You would yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds a little gay. If your friend was that close to your finger.

[Michael Turley]

No. And it would be a contest who had the largest blue dart and would you win? No. We had a friend named Jerry Bell would always win.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's fat.

[Michael Turley]

He's a big old guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This is one of them right here. So to do it next time she does this video, she needs to hold a lighter out of his. Yes. Back in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

You burn down the house with that.

[Bobbo]

And I swear to God, Turley, that the ratio is about. About 50 of the people that even try to do that. When you're lighting it yourself, they burn their asses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You can't see back.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You.

[Michael Turley]

You have a little bit of a fringe there. Burning your balls and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 800 you can dump yourself. You looked at it kind of. Yeah, I'll do it. Just. All right. Good job. Good job. Finally, Turley dumped himself first. It was too. It was titillating. It turned me on. We'll be right back. If you'd like to be turned on, stay tuned. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The Lightning rounds coming up. That's when you dial a deal. This short little segment where we bid your car on the radio at 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Call in now. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean, and I'll hang a number on it. On behalf of America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN. Like VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIn. Give. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, I screwed up. I need you for the next segment. Call me back in 10 minutes to tell me about the fight yesterday. 10 minutes. I got to do this lightning round thing right now. Mark Plano 07 Avalanche LTZ 170,000 miles. Needs a job and wants. You want a job and you want 4,000 for the truck?

[Rico Suave]

Yes. Yes. I've had 167.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had more contacts lately of people. It's a real sign of the times asking for jobs and trying to sell cars. I've got a guy right now that want. He actually wants a job to be able to afford to buy back this $65,000 Chevelle that I bought at Barrett Jackson that he sold.

[Rico Suave]

Listen, I don't need a job. I want a job from you. That's the difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what do you do?

[Rico Suave]

Well, I've been in the car business 30 years. I was a v auto performance manager for a couple years. Got tired of that move out. So I'm taking a bird. I'm taking a crow right now out to Hutchins to a rehabilitation center. I'm going to ask him if they'll name it Eric Dickerson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rico Suave]

And. Or John clay, depending on this bid.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just load this thing up in the. Give me the bin dot com. This. This truck's not worthy to be on the radio, actually.

[Rico Suave]

It's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's just not me. It's a 200,000 mile avalanche. You know better. You're a car guy. You pencil this thing at $1500 you bump to 3 at. If the customer's walking, you know, the whole deal. Why the hell are you calling me on the radio and trying to bust me out? Bye. If he wants to talk fast and in lingo, I can do the same. If he was sitting on the desk at Trade In Point, he would put fifteen hundred dollars on that car. And then when the customer starts bitching and moaning, he'd go to 25. And then the dealership would over allow 2 grand more on that to get. And they pull it off the rebates and blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's sitting here wanting me to give four, knowing there's nowhere to go from four. It's fun.

[Rico Suave]

Too damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it may be okay. I mean, I'd probably give 2500, maybe three grand. Steve, just go to givemetheven.com Steve. 64 Riviera, 465 Wildcat. I don't know. What do you know? What will you give for it? Steve, Pennsylvania. Hey, I don't know this. I don't really know this car. What. What would you give for it? A 64 Riviera? Riviera 465 Wildcat. What condition is it in?

[Rico Suave]

Excellent. It has 9,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like original or after the restoration?

[Rico Suave]

No, original. It's all original. Original paint. You know, it's not been touched hardly at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you prove those on it?

[Rico Suave]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you prove those miles are accurate?

[Rico Suave]

Good question. If you could. I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't. You just. You just answered it. Can't. You can't prove it. My understanding. See, that doesn't. I can't sell my understanding. I got to have documentation. This guy bought it. Here's where he bought it.

[Rico Suave]

The odometer says 9,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had sex with an underage woman?

[Rico Suave]

With what?

[John Clay Wolf]

An underage woman.

[Rico Suave]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anytime in your life. You're 21 years old. She says she's 20. Go back a few years, a few decades, find out she's 17. Her parents are at your house wanting to choke you. Right. It's kind of the same thing. I need to see some ID on these 9,000 miles.

[Rico Suave]

How do I. How do I. Where do I get that? I like to research the car. I have word of mouth history on it, but I'd like to verify it. And GM doesn't have records back that far. Mm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because she lived. She was born on the Indian reservation. She didn't have proclamart documentation. And so it's like Jerry Lee Lewis when he married his cousin that was underage. Steve, you and your little girlfriend, y' all could just go out in the woods in a mobile trailer and you can just keep thinking that she's got 9,000 miles on her when she's really got a hundred and ninety. I don't know.

[Rico Suave]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what to do. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Claywolf by Cars Radio for America's Best Car Buyer. Give me the VIN dot com.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I travel every week and I go to a barbecue place, every town. And before you start, I'm not gonna listen to you. Like, I just, I don't ask locals anymore. Cause they don't want you to go somewhere close. Like, it's never like, hey, man, I saw this place. It was right by my hotel.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna go to this bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't wanna go there.

[Rico Suave]

You don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not real barbecue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what you gonna do. There's a man that lives in a dirt hole. Now, he comes out of that hole every Thursday morning with a brisket. That's some barbecue right there. That's some barbecue. He, he don't take money.

[Rico Suave]

You got to give him baseball cards.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm gonna tell you what. Like that, that's some barbecue right there.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

We're still negotiating with the Teal 93 Mustang Cobra guy during the break. And this is going to sound so stupid, but it's a 93 cobra mustang, badass car. They're worth a lot of money. But they need the factory radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because, like when you, if you're looking at a car that's really low miles, sure. And it's, you know, you're buying the antiqueness of it. And it's got some JVC or Craco or some Bulls to match. It just doesn't. It just. That's hundred thousand mile car stuff.

[Bobbo]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're going with 10,000 mile car stuff. She's got to be like, it was. It's not even perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just like it was when it came out.

[Bobbo]

Original.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Rico Suave]

Original.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes. It matters. It's like a difference between the car bringing 50 grand and 55.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Rico Suave]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

That big.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's shocking.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Anachronist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shockingly different.

[Bobbo]

Doesn't fit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you could get emotion into it when it's perfect and you can get lucky. And when it's not perfect, that's when the bidders just start. Like, it's. You know, I'm looking for the perfect one. Like, ah, it's close, but we'll wait for another one.

[Rico Suave]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Randy motorcycle. Randy, can you bring your phone up to where we can hear you better? Are you on your own speakerphone?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, hold on a second. All right. How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so yesterday, Randy's a local in Walnut Springs, and we were outside talking, and we've been friends for a while. He got it. He's got his motorcycle beard, you know. Hey, what do you call that thing on your chin? Is there a name for it, the way you do that?

[Rico Suave]

I call it a wound broom.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the long skinny with the. With the rubber bands. And anyway, he was telling me how much fun he's having, and he just got to talk, and he said there's a woman in the roadhouse that he really dislikes. I'm like, there's so many people in here. Why is that bothering? Because I said, why are you outside?

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, there's a woman in there I cannot stand to be around. And we got to talking about it. I. And I forgot why. He said he couldn't stand to be around her. But anyway, it's all good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we. We. I went upstair stairs to get away from people, and I was looking out the window, hiding from people, just chilling, getting a moment of my own. And then I see cops coming and Randy getting shoved. I'm looking down, and all kinds of hell broke loose. And then I was talking to your wife later, Randy, and she said that a woman got to yelling at you outside and you threw water on her shoes.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, well, I threw it down between us, but it got on her shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It didn't hit me until later that this. This. Could this have been the same woman that was irritating you earlier?

[Rico Suave]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You called this two hours before it happened.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, And I done told her seven times that day to stay the hell away from me, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rico Suave]

And then that last time, I cannot cuss on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Listen to me. You cannot cuss on the. On FCC airwaves.

[Rico Suave]

Okay? No, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, he.

[Michael Turley]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He skipped a little bit, but he started to say effing because Randy's a cusser. We're both cussers. We're used to cussing with each other. And I want him to not feel so comfortable right now that he cannot cuss, because he cannot. Okay, so you told her to quit effing, messing with you seven different times.

[Rico Suave]

Right now we're all jumping on our bikes, fishing, come out to the rally, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Rico Suave]

And I'm washing down my buddy's, you know, tiger dog down there. I'll wait for him to get on his bike. And about the time I raise my bike up to kick my stand up, her husband come running up behind me and hit me in the back of the head like, four times. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Rico Suave]

And I'm saying. I was like. I'm like, what the hell's all this? And when I twisted around, he seemed. He couldn't knock me down, so he shoved me over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Rico Suave]

And. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was that your bike that fell down?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when a bike falls down like that, isn't it kind of like an American flag touching the ground? Don't you have to burn it or do some sacrilegious thing?

[Rico Suave]

On hard, on up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's unheard of, because then everybody came up. So that's why they put him in the back of the car. They put him in the back of the cop car. Did they take him, or did they just cool him off and write him a ticket?

[Rico Suave]

No, they took him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if he hits you in the back of the head four times.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah. And then I was, you know, I'm reaching in my pocket, he can grab something and. Where his ass. Oh, wear his butt out. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ass is okay.

[Rico Suave]

I see the cop. Then I seen a copy coming out of the corner of my eye, and I said, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What were you gonna hit him with? Go ahead and tell us now.

[Rico Suave]

Brass knuckles.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is the real problem between you and his old lady? How long has this been going on? How many years?

[Rico Suave]

About three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

What started it?

[Rico Suave]

I said, I'll have to tell you off there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you. Can you, like. Can you lightly say it and change it a little bit, give us the gist?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah. We used to go on vacations together and all this, and I thought we were friends, and then all of a sudden, one time I went to a rally down there in South Texas, you know, Bandera. And I Didn't ask permission from who. And I got in trouble with my wife, you know. You know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rico Suave]

And when I got home, I was in the doghouse, you know, but I had to go. I had to move out for two weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Rico Suave]

Out there. They had to live out in the country in the three bedroom home with, with the in ground swimming pool, which wasn't bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Rico Suave]

You know, but what's this happen? This guy's wife, she. She tried to break me and my wife up by trying to, trying to hook my wife up with somebody else. And, and then. Okay, okay. After, after this happened, I never heard about it. We've done been on vacation since then, you know, for two years with them. And when I found out, you know, of course I got mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much younger is your wife than you?

[Rico Suave]

20 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

See and this is the problem, ladies and gentlemen, Keeps a brother on edge.

[Michael Turley]

You have to carry brass.

[Rico Suave]

I was walking out my door a while ago and a buddy of mine, he's in prison, right? He said, he said, you getting a fight last night? I said, how do you know I got the fight last night? He said, I've been listening to John Clay wolf show for 20 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's our outro. We'll be right back. My name's John Clay Wolf. Thank you, Randy. Have fun today. And that was the biggest thing that happened, which was nothing at the rally in Walnut Springs today. So if you want to, if you want to challenge Randy later on, come on down. He's easy. His wife is actually our head bartender.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she's great. She's great.

[Rico Suave]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. That's so funny. You knew.

[J.D. Ryan]

You knew it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You knew it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You knew there was a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know what it was, but now I know why. I feel better about it now. I'm glad I found that out. Hey, remember, our Last show is June 27, our last terrestrial broadcast. And we'll be announcing where we're going, going to do that soon. But go to jcwshow.com and click email John or contact John. Put your name, a little note, be great in your email address so we can build an email database to let you guys know where to find us after that date because the show must go on in some form and we're working on that right now. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning wolf packers. Hey now, how the hell are you? Around the country, coast to coast. Good to see you guys. One of our was Rico Suave, our president of the fan club.

[Michael Turley]

I believe that's. Yes, I believe that's correct. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So he formed this fam club of our listeners, and he is from Pennsylvania. Came down to the events in Walnut and all this stuff. And when we started in Philly, he came to work for us. So we're running cars in an auction lane in Philly. Give me the vin buys. And I just jokingly said, put Rico up on the block. Let him do it. Let's sink or swim.

[J.D. Ryan]

But no. No history of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I don't know. Actually, I should interview you for this job at this point. I mean, now it's no longer a joke. Rico, good morning.

[Rico Suave]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you do? Tell me about your body of work over the past several years or decades. Like, what do you specialize in? How'd you make a living

[Rico Suave]

working for my dad? Honestly, the past two decades? Customer service. Honestly, a jack of all trades.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, that's a really, really bland answer. Like, what kind of customer service working for your dad? What customers? What were y' all selling? What were you doing

[Rico Suave]

selling, essentially, entertainment, indoor golf center. We hosted everybody from financial firms to law firms to financial firms.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so y' all had an indoor golf center, and you would do. Y' all would have companies come in, and you were helping your dad run this thing.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, I mean, we kind of built it up from the grassroots. We got two locations now. But my deal was always learning something I never knew how to do, and because I was forced into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that makes sense with what we did with you last Tuesday. So. So we. We lined up 30 cars or something at the auction, and you got on the block to rep them and sell them, to tell the auctioneer yes or no, basically. Which we pretty much sell through everything we did. Not last week because of your poor representation, but. But that's not that. But we're here to learn, Rico, because you're a customer service kind of guy, so.

[Rico Suave]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

One. One thing I can tell you. Do you have any cuts of this, Turley? Because what I did here. Here's. Here's step one. When you're selling car. Cars, especially to dealers, because they're very sensitive when there's a profit. Right. If you've got 30 grand in and it's bringing 32 or 33, don't start high fiving everybody.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there was. There was a point where Rico on the other line, because I'm on the phone with him, and I hear him

[John Clay Wolf]

going, yes, all right. Yeah, I get really Excited, like, hey,

[Michael Turley]

Rico, Rico, calm down. Don't, don't show any emotion. Don't give him a high five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Don't tell the auctioneer that you just made a couple grand, because the auctioneer is immediately going to look at you and say, you owe me a tip. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when the next car loses two grand, he doesn't want to give that tip back. It's just, it's just a real pokery kind of thing. Does that make sense?

[Rico Suave]

It is. I definitely got to get a poker face going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Was it, was it exciting for you? Was it more fun or less fun than you imagined?

[Rico Suave]

It was kind of what I imagined, only because I, I, you know, seeing your clips on the YouTube and what goes on in Dallas, I had a rough idea, but yeah, I mean, the energy there was, it was mostly male dominated. That wasn't a surprise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, white, Latino or other. On the gallery,

[Rico Suave]

I pretty much saw

[John Clay Wolf]

them all right down here. There's a lot of Middle Easterners in the, the, the wholesale auto trade is, especially in la. Holy smokes. In LA and Houston, it is controlled by Middle Easterners. Is it that way up there or is it not? I've never stood in the lanes in Philadelphia.

[Rico Suave]

No, there was, there was one or two perhaps, but it was definitely diversified, a lot of variety. I talked to one guy, one guy came down from Allentown. It seems like a lot of these guys are driving at least an hour maybe to get there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Rico Suave]

So, yeah, I mean, and they're, and they're all running small time, you know, mid sized dealerships, but then you get a couple. Like we had big players. Yeah, yeah. You got some guys in there that, you know what I was telling the Turley, it'd be nice if we could set some minimums on the bids.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Rico Suave]

Why is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you have to feel it. You have to feel the flow. You have to, you don't know what the cars are going to bring. There's going to be a car that makes a lot of money and that car. And then there's going to be cars that lose money and you're farming for an average. So if you set minimums, that means like, you know exactly what the market is and you don't know exactly what the market is. The market speaks to you and you must ride it. It would be like, I know you're not a surfer, but it'd be like saying, well, I must have a line. I must know exactly where this wave is going to do this. But you don't. You just have to ride that wave and be a good navigator and feel it out. And this is something you have absolutely zero experience in, which is fun.

[Rico Suave]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

And that's why, you know, you notice, you're like, well, we're not going to sell it. No, no, hold on. Tell them to drop it down to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Find the money, and then we'll make a decision.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What were you saying about.

[Bobbo]

Can I ask Rico something? So you say there's. It's like, a pretty healthy wholesale market coming out Allentown.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was in Philly.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I thought he said something about a lot of them coming out.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a dealer that drove down

[Bobbo]

from Allentown because they're closing all the factories down.

[Rico Suave]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

God, here we go.

[Bobbo]

And out in Bethlehem, they're killing time, filling out forms, standing in line. Bad Billy Joel while we're waiting here in Allen.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Steve. Well, we're going to regroup. We're going to try again Tuesday. And you did a good job. I don't even know what happened, but. But you had the balls to get up there and do it, and it wasn't a complete disaster, so I respect that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Rico.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I wouldn't expect anything. Do what?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, they didn't kick me out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Perfect. But, you know, maybe him being a crazy squirrel and wearing a goofy hat and just being an, you know, like a crazy idiot might work, too, because that. That. That works.

[Michael Turley]

I had that thought where he can just start. Because he was getting a little into.

[John Clay Wolf]

He started yelling.

[Michael Turley]

He goes, it's got, you know, power windows or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever.

[Michael Turley]

He's just yelling little things off the sheet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I think him saying, like, silly, unexperienced things might be interesting to the dealer body. And then they'll be drawn to him knowing that he's green because when they hear him saying that, they'll know he's green screen. And they'll be like, we could pick one off of this guy because he doesn't know how to play the game. And then they'll come in harder, and sometimes that makes a better market. Sorry, Rico, we're talking about you behind your back.

[Rico Suave]

No, it's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll talk to you soon, man. Thank you. You got job later, huh? It because, like, a virgin, everybody wants to, you know, A drunk virgin in a bar. Oh, no, you can trust me. You know, so that. So they'll circle around him like dealers are sharks.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we could chum the water with Rico.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's perfect.

[Bobbo]

It makes a lot of Sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

It makes a lot of sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just throw him out there. Just cut, cut, cut his arm. Let him bleed in the, in the water a little bit and just let him say stupid stuff. Stuff. Let's start recording this. And it might work. Odder things have worked because like if the reps are big pro, they're like, ah, you're never going to get over on this guy. Don't even try.

[Michael Turley]

Sure, you have to get a recording on that side.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if some drunk 17 year old saying ridiculous stuff about indoor golf so like we can whack this guy in the head and steal from it. Yes.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

There was moments where he's yelling stuff like, oh, I was so cringy. I'm like, like, but this is okay. He doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Power windows.

[Michael Turley]

It was little things. I was like, no, you don't have to say that. But okay, that's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real glass windshield, cruise control, power windows.

[Bobbo]

Antenna built in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Antenna built in.

[Show Announcer]

It's got four doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four full doors. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've got 30 seconds left. If you got a quick out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do I have a quick out? Let me see here. Well, we have. There's a lot of buzz around the Kevin Hart roast this week. Here's a real quick jabs that he got from Tom Brady, Jeff Ross, Shane Gillis and Cat Williams. Cut number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, I'mma tell you right now, this is going to be way better than

[Rico Suave]

the Tom Brady rose.

[Bobbo]

Way better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you ever shut up or have you just been here screaming into that mic the last two years waiting for

[Rico Suave]

daddy to come home?

[Bobbo]

A.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, unlike your real dad, I actually showed up.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a story.

[Rico Suave]

Your dad was a street hustler and addicted to crack cocaine. So I guess being dependent on the rock runs in the family.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kevin's dad wasn't there for him because

[John Clay Wolf]

he was addicted to cocaine. Which is a lot more respectable than

[J.D. Ryan]

not being there for your kids because you're filming Jumanji 3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin, you going to hear some things tonight that you're not familiar with. Those things are called punchlines. Oh, hey guys, remember, go to jcwshow.com and click email. John, give us your. Give us a little comment and put in your email address. So we, our last terrestrial show is going to be June 27th and we will send you an email where we're going next. So load up that I've got 500 on here already. A lot of people are feeling this great. Be back.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Thanks for making it US number one. The John Clay Wolf Show. America's number one Saturday morning show. Damn, it feels good to say that. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 1800. 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Douglas in Denver, Colorado. You're trying to move to Texas. Do I need a professional chef? Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Are you the one that emailed last week saying you were a chef for the Rockies?

[Rico Suave]

That is correct, sir. I am. And I even. I believe I included a couple of pictures of some of the food from, you know, that I have created. Yeah, but I was kind of reading about you. I've been listening to you for a long time. I drive every Saturday morning to the ball field, and that's how I get to the field through all the traffic and craziness. But, yeah, I read a little bit about. And I think you're opening a new steakhouse soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we already did, and it's already opened. That one. It's really. What. What's. What's it set a brother back to bring you on as a. As a restaurant chef.

[Rico Suave]

Say that one more time, sir. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you charge to run a kitchen?

[Rico Suave]

Well, right now I'm at the 85,000 mark, but I. I get really good benefits with it. But again, we have really bad benefits. I love my. I love my job, and I don't necessarily need the benefits, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you leaving?

[Rico Suave]

I just don't like Colorado anymore, my friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long you been.

[Rico Suave]

Just not. It. It's not a political fit for me anymore. I mean, the DEI thing, and it's just. You got to be so careful with every word you say to your employees and people around you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why you like listening to us.

[Rico Suave]

I love listening to you. For. For your conservative views. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not even conservative. It's just like, non. No nonsense. Just whatever. Just shut up, everybody. If you want to transition into a transition or that's your business. And if we want to make fun of it or not, it's our business. It didn't matter. It's life. It's the world. It's. It's free. It's a free market system.

[Rico Suave]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. And that's another reason we might be quitting. Yeah, I hear you. Well, I don't have. I'll tell you what. I have a Buddy. I have two friends that own restaurant chains. They have about 25 restaurants each in Dallas, Fort Worth. And, okay, one guy's name is Hunter Pond. And he owns Vandalay Industries, Hudson House, and. And then Felipe Armenta. And they may be looking for a guy like you. So send me another note and I'll forward it to both of them and see if they're. I'll send it to their. Their operators and maybe I can get you a job there.

[Rico Suave]

Well, that would be fantastic. And again, I just really appreciate you taking the time to talk to me this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. All good, man. See you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. So when Leon let. Fell and lost the game against Miami.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was in November. That was. That was Thanksgiving.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanksgiving of 93, the Ice Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're trying to figure out when to do the car show because the bike rally, the Walnut Springs rally, the big one, is going to be October 22nd through the 24th. In that car show that we had last year, there's like five or six thousand people showed up. I need to do that again. Again. And I don't know when to do it. So November 21st is a Saturday before Thanksgiving and it gives enough time after the rally to recuperate. Yep. Because I don't want to run them back to back anything, but it's a risk of the weather.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it really is a roll the dice.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe a week earlier. 14th.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife's out of town that weekend. That's a great idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. No, no.

[Bobbo]

October 12th. That's Leon. Leon Lent's birthday man. He's still alive too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have him come out. No, no. He can fumble in the middle of the street.

[J.D. Ryan]

Reimagine. What? That's. That's all he's remembered for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he get arrested for cocaine? Oh, that was a different guy.

[Bobbo]

There was a substance abuse charge or two with Leon that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Weed it.

[Michael Turley]

Weed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He had a little trouble with black, white, Latino or other. 800-800-7234 HD's dumb. You don't need to look it up. It's a joke. The. The question was a Jo. Joke. We know who Leon led is. Come on.

[Bobbo]

Stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you were saying whether he was arrested. Oh, former Dallas Cowboy defensive tackle Leon Lead was not arrested.

[Michael Turley]

No weed.

[J.D. Ryan]

But rather faced multiple significant suspensions from the NFL for violating the league's substance abuse policy in the 90s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that's why he fumbled the ball that day? He was high?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was just. It was covered in ice. Just.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was covered in ice. Yeah.

[Rico Suave]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened with Pittsburgh's quarterback? Quarterback Rogers?

[Michael Turley]

He has not said anything. So he's not Pittsburgh's quarterback right now. Looks like he's might retire. But he usually waits till after OTAs. So he likes to make it all drawn out drama and then he hasn't. He shows up right time for training camp. So I think he's going to come back one more year because he wants to go out with a nice retirement type of parade and everything for the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Yeah. Is Russell Wilson planning in the show year?

[Michael Turley]

He's maybe kind of up in the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was he with last year? Wasn't Denver.

[Michael Turley]

Now the Giants.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

He's trying to get a job as an analyst.

[Michael Turley]

I think he had one really good game against the Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was it for the whole year.

[Michael Turley]

So.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, the schedules came out got me all excited.

[J.D. Ryan]

NFL released the season schedules this week. Each team produced a comedy. Did you see this? The comedy comedy bits. Yeah, here's. Here's actually one of the them from the Vegas Raiders. It's Kirk Cousins and Fernando Mendoza spoofing a very popular siblings movie. I think you'll probably pick this one up at number seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Kirk.

[Rico Suave]

I'm Fernando.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna have to call me Kirk o'.

[Rico Suave]

Chains. You're gonna have to call me the Mandalorian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say your favorite football play on three. One, two, three. Turtle, right. 63.

[Rico Suave]

Why shallow jinx.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we just become best friends? Yup.

[Michael Turley]

You know that's from right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Step brothers.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

All teams do something unique to promote the hey, here's our new schedule. So they have a unique way of doing Cowboys did like the Tyler's because they have three guys named Tyler. It was actually kind of lame.

[Bobbo]

But yeah, all of them I've seen were like even. Even. What's his name? Hot shot. Denver Broncos. Used to be play for the Colts for years and years.

[Rico Suave]

Manning.

[Bobbo]

Manning. Manning did one where he's talking to his daughter says oh, I wish I was in a lot of TV commercials.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I want to throw this out again. Our last terrestrial show will be June 27th. That's our 20th anniversary. Go to jcwshow.com click send John an email or contact John and put a little note there and put in your email address because we're building a database so we can email all of you guys where you will find us when we leave Terrestrial radio. Yeah, you'll be the first. And I've got to know, dude, there's a thousand in here right now.

[Michael Turley]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's a thousand people. That's just Flying in this crate.

[Michael Turley]

Who's going to be in charge of emailing all these people?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's building in a database. Then we just send it out to all. DJ Rob's got it handled. Watch. He doesn't have the switch flip that saves. It's always something, isn't it? It's always something.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I kind of threw it on him last second, so he's scrambling, I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, this thing's supposed to be. I mean, if it's built right. It had a database anyway.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it should be great. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we've got a wonderful video coming out this week at high noon on the YouTube channel. And this is a different woman. I kind of got Oprah with this guy.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I met this older gentleman, not real old, mid-60s. And he's got a big car collection in Ohio. And we got out there, and I realized it had nothing to do with the price. It had everything to do with his life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his wife's gone, and he's got this huge place, and people have let him down over the years, and employees have sued him for crap like just. Just the chicken s. HR Stuff. And he built his dream. He built a huge facility with his dream, full of cars, full of parts, full of everything. And he's sitting there in this tiny town all by himself, and he doesn't know what to do. And I'm like, this guy's like a. Anybody. He plays shotgun. Oh, yeah. I mean, I was like, this guy's not in a good place.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So instead of trying to be a car buyer. Sure. The whole thing turned into, like a therapy. Therapy session.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. And it was something a lot of people at that age can relate.

[Rico Suave]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All this guy's done is work. It's like life. I just get up, goes to work, came home, went to dinner, did all the right, left the dinner, went back to work. He got a contract with Crown Forklift. He's a machinist. He's a technical guy in building. Building concept stuff for Crown. He made a lot of money, but he didn't change his life. He kept working. He just kept making money and he kept buying more crap and built this dream. Right. And now he's sitting out there in the middle of a farm field with this great piece of real estate and all these coach. And he's got nothing. He doesn't know what to do. It's pretty interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a very good story. So many people Go through that after what they call air. Air quotes. Retirement.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then they sit around, they're just like, now what? I focused my whole life, 50, 60 years of this, and now I got nowhere to go and nothing to do.

[Rico Suave]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's making me crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep, yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told him, I said, you need to hire an auction company. Dude. I'm talking about room after room after room of parts and cars, and it's huge. It's kind of like the deal up in. Yeah. You know, Hire an auction company and I can hook you up if you. If you need one.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you need to take the value that you think this entire thing is worth. Forget the real estate, because real estate's the real value. And whatever that value is, cut it in half. And if you're willing to take that, you need to hire an auction company. Have an absolute auction. And the day of the auction, I said, you need to leave. You need to go. You cannot make your sense because you are going to.

[Bobbo]

To.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll kill you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. To watch all this stuff go away.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I totally agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was my advice, Tim. So I just ruined the whole video for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

This could be great.

[J.D. Ryan]

I really want to see that, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, you know, we started off pretty stern. Like, he was like, who are you and what do you want? And I was like, why am I here?

[J.D. Ryan]

Find this guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of my guys sent me up there and it was. It was a really a wild goose chase. And it shouldn't have been. I never should have been there. It was not teed up properly. And I'd fly up there. After we were in Oklahoma, I'm like, what the hell am I doing up here? But really, it wound up, like, not trying to get touchy feely. But, like, I know I did a good thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, I left there helping that guy for sure. And I was like, all right, we didn't make this. Cost me money to come up here and back. But I. I definitely gave back.

[Rico Suave]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

If that makes sense. I didn't even try to buy anything. I was like, just. It doesn't matter.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not why we're here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter. As we're talking about, what the hell are you going to do with the rest of your life? And how do you get happy? And what are you going to do with this mess? Yeah. Anyway, we'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, Dial a deal coming up.

[Michael Turley]

You're going to actually buy something, not make friends with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm not making Friends with anybody. I'm going to buy your cars. Call in right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. And at 67 years old, you know he really likes to do most. Get behind the wheel of his dragster and do a pass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He's still a drag racer. That's really what he loves to do. Wow. And he builds all of his own engines, guys. Really cool story.

[Bobbo]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in now. During this quick segment, I'm going to year make model miles average, rough or clean. I'm going to hang a number on your car on behalf of America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com go to givemetheven.com also if you just want to sell it, don't call in RVs. We buy RV, RVs, travel trailers, motor coaches, motorcycles, dirt bikes and four wheelers and street [e-mail] be right back. I'm worth more. You bet I'm worth more. I'm worth a little more.

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show

[John Clay Wolf]

and this is dial A Deal. The lightning round. Here we go. Ken or J in Colorado, is your limited F150 a six cylinder or an eight? Are you there?

[Rico Suave]

It's a six.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it was. I just knew. Yeah, those things when those twin turbo ecoboost, they don't hold up with miles. Is that a 3 3? Is that right? No. What liter is that? No, it's 23535. Ecoboost, right?

[Rico Suave]

Three five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rico Suave]

Sir, yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

111, 000 miles. What city you be in?

[Rico Suave]

Fort Collins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have any hail?

[Rico Suave]

No, nothing. I mean it's garage. It's whole life. Pristine actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see that you want 23,000. I will give 22,000.

[Rico Suave]

22. That's a pretty good offer, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Thank you, man. Hey, I'm Ken in San Antonio with a Nissan rug with only 430,000 miles recently totaled. Only three more payments to go. Congratulations, Ken.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, I gotta start all over Now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, now. If it's totaled, why do you have to. Are you having to make payments on what's left over after the total?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, that and I was kind of wondering what it. What at that before I got total, what it would be worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just nothing. 500,000 miles. Yeah, it's. It's. What did they give you on the total? Like how much did they give you? You.

[Rico Suave]

I don't. I don't. I don't know yet. It just happened yesterday. Some woman ran a blinking left turn signal and I plowed into her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Rico Suave]

It meant the rail. It meant the rail on the right front.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude. See, don't even think about any of that because none of it matters. Like if you'd have rolled it and just ripped it all to pieces and all the doors flew off and everything, because you have three payments left, they're going to total it. They're going to give you. They're going to give you 25 or three grand for it. What's the payoff? I.

[Bobbo]

It.

[Rico Suave]

20, 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So it's gonna wash out and then you just go start over. Congratulations. Glad I could help, Robert. A 94 Accord with 250,000 miles. Wants four grand. I can't help you. Gas cap, South Lake. 25 Silverado half ton diesel ZR1. 26,000 miles. Leveled once, mid-60s. Ouch. Ow.

[Rico Suave]

ZR2. ZR2, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Ouch is what I. I'm not even looking at anything and I'm. I'm. You hang on, let me catch my breath. I mean, that was a punch.

[Rico Suave]

Me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't you buy a new one for that?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, I guess. Maybe. How about mid-50s? How's that work?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you see, yours has 25,000 miles and what dictates that market is what can you buy a new one for with 00 miles? And I'm gonna bet you can buy that car for 60. So I'm gonna guess that we're missing each other. Pretty. Pretty cute. Like hell. Hell, I'll look at it. Do what now? Oh, yeah. Load it up into givetheven.com. now I'm kind of interested. I'm going to pull up what we call an MMR transaction history 25 Silverado half ton diesel, two wheel drive or four four ZR2.

[Rico Suave]

So okay, like the AT4X.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. CR2 crew cab. 25,000 miles. Hang on, I will give. I don't like the miles. Let me look at something real quick. You don't have to load it up. I can tell you right now, we've. We've come this far together, why stop? I will give 53,000.

[Rico Suave]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get her man. Get it girl. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting on air anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com.

[Rico Suave]

I'm a big sportsman. What a sportsman.

[Bobbo]

Say basketball fans, where you at? The thing that kills me though right now about sports is the fashion. Everybody knows it's the hip hop generation, so you know, now thing in basketball is long shorts, short socks. Right.

[Rico Suave]

Does Anybody remember the 70s and the 80s?

[Bobbo]

Basketball players used to play in speedos and halter tops. One ball hanging out the bottom of his.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. America's largest weekend morning show. Check out the [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And remember, gals are just like dog poo. The older it is, the easy they are to pick up.

[Bobbo]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 and 800, 800 radio. I heard two guys that are old friends get to arguing last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they were drunk.

[Bobbo]

Oh no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you screwed my baby mama came up at my house party.

[Bobbo]

Oh, geez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's sensitive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Uncomfortable.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. You know me, I love listening.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so I was like, this is getting good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The answer was like who didn't? Oh wow.

[Bobbo]

Another level.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right. Just kept pushing it up. Kept pushing it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Johnny Cash is going to beam down from the heavens and talk to us about prisoner mail that goes to our snail mailbox at the post post office. Good morning, Johnny.

[Bobbo]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads, Dear Mr. Wolf, I emailed your show about a month ago. Got a quick response too. But before I got a chance to send this one, I got bumped off for having a smartphone snitch. Ass ass haters at Butner, N.C. also known as Butner, Bastille, Appalachian Alcatraz or the Blue Mountain Brig at Butner. I'm surrounded by libertine pansy kitty diddlers.

[Rico Suave]

What?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they let anything walk. Oops. I mean anybody walk here. Sorry. 40 and slip. I never seen anything like it, though. I came from maximum security. USP Victorville on independent white boy time. It's a different universe here, though. 90 of the people here would have had to check in right off the bus. US Culture shock. They let anybody walk here. Gays, rats, snitches, sos, Comos, Jos Crazy schizos and the trans shout out to my girls, Lacey and Jojo. I've seen Jojo knock out four dudes since I've been here. It's a whole nother world at Butner. You ever heard the term gunner?

[J.D. Ryan]

Gunner.

[Bobbo]

That's when a guy manipulates himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it.

[Bobbo]

In the presence of a female guard with no shame. They might wait until the CRS are doing cell checks and stand in the back of a darkened cell. They cut holes in all their pants pockets. Hell, they even tie a string to their toe.

[Rico Suave]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the heck.

[Rico Suave]

Got it.

[Bobbo]

I was happy when I got here and found your show right off the rip. You always worry what the radio is like at a new spot. It is, after all, all we got in here, here. So you all take care. Sincerely, Brandon Cord Hubbard, Butner, N.C. p.S. JoJo got whooped last week by another trans person and no longer holds the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of trans inmates, we haven't heard from Joe Exotic for a while.

[Michael Turley]

That's a good question. Yeah, well, I said no more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't want him calling in every Saturday, but, you know, once a quarter.

[Bobbo]

Well, if he gets any more mail from jail, he can send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. Zip code 7614747.

[John Clay Wolf]

When Joe used to call in from prison every Saturday did you ever have people ask if that's real? Because everybody thought it was fake.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they all thought it was fake. Why would he call you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

My friends thought it was me. And I said, that's not a voice that I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, how would you describe that voice?

[Bobbo]

I tell you what happened, John. Everybody asked me why I'm a homosexuals. I just got sucked into it. Not very good. Sounds a little Don Henley.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Don Henley.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What are the prisoners gonna do when the show's not on radio?

[John Clay Wolf]

We need a band to play at the Roadhouse tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tonight?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you're in Waco or something, you're good. Rock and roll. Like a motorcycle rally kind of band. Just show up. Joe Dirt, the dirt bag. I mean, like last night, about 9, it got kind of muddy in there. Like, why didn't we get a band? I just didn't expect it to be this busy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got music. Yeah, but you want a band.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I don't have to have one, but we take one.

[Rico Suave]

Hi, y'.

[Michael Turley]

All.

[Bobbo]

We're the good old boys.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're here because John said to.

[Rico Suave]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

I could go differently, though, too, depending on the type of music or how

[Bobbo]

many bands show up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's battle of the pans.

[Bobbo]

Battle the bands.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to you last night? So I asked you to come down, and then Reggie ran you off.

[Bobbo]

I can't. Well, Reggie came over. He said, you know, I. I canceled the Engaged acts. I said, oh, yeah. I said, are we laying low? He goes, bobbo, if we cut off that jukebox, these guys are in here grooving with their old ladies, right? We cut off that jukebox and start playing hillbilly songs, we might have a situation. I said, you know, that actually makes a lot of sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sense, right.

[Bobbo]

I just. I mean, I just. I go with Reggie on anything because he runs the joint.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had golf on the big screens, and I was like, hey, I don't think this is a golf crowd. No, no. So I found, like, King of the Hammers off road and with some racing stuff, and that went fine.

[Bobbo]

There you go. Perfect. It was hockey when. No way. It was NASCAR when I walked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, that might work. That's fine.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But golf is not it. Cooking shows is not it.

[Rico Suave]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to think about all that stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Martha Stewart

[Michael Turley]

with bikers in the barn.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

God, no.

[Bobbo]

Quite a crowd. And a bunch of. And if you've never been to any kind of a situation or an event like that, some of the nicest people you can be around, honestly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bunch of guys that dress in ties during the week, they put on their. Their costumes for the weekend. Getawayers. Yeah, it is. Actually kind of felt like what I wanted to turn this into is baby sturgeon. Gorgeous. And yesterday it felt like it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I bet right now. What time is it? 10:30 Central. I mean, Central. I bet you anything. I bet it. I bet they're. I'll pull up the cameras. I bet they're already sitting on the porch. I bet they're already lined up.

[Bobbo]

How many down there do you think just had their seventh Bloody Mary?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, seven's the number for 10am That's

[John Clay Wolf]

a lot of Bloody Marys, Bob.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe two.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that wrestling last night, and, like, Wee man was up on the corner Screaming. It was pretty funny. Have you ever been to midget wrestling?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that legal now?

[Bobbo]

Some of those.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can wrestle midgets. Why can't you fight chickens?

[Bobbo]

Some of those knock around sixth grade fights I was in probably looked like

[J.D. Ryan]

midget wrestling because the chickens are being killed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And they don't have a say in it, right? Midgets do have a say, but the

[John Clay Wolf]

chickens get killed when we eat them in chicken.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna eat them anyway, Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't go there. Let's just don't.

[Bobbo]

Right, Cuz what's next?

[John Clay Wolf]

Death fight?

[J.D. Ryan]

Dog fighting.

[Rico Suave]

Next.

[Bobbo]

Dolphin. Dolphin fighting.

[Rico Suave]

We can't have that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't eat dogs, but we absolutely eat chicken. And if you love chicken quesadillas and fajitas, go to the bosque and they're killed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Humanely.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Chopping their head off. Off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Humanely.

[Bobbo]

You've never seen my grandma Brown?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

Process a chicken?

[Rico Suave]

No.

[Bobbo]

It was done by hand.

[J.D. Ryan]

By hand.

[Bobbo]

With the neck.

[J.D. Ryan]

With a neck.

[Rico Suave]

I know.

[Bobbo]

Rattle that sucker. He and he. Just one sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Los Angeles. I'm sure they're driving in their Porsches and teslas down the 405 listening to this scene. What in the hell have I gotten myself into? We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show. America's largest.

[Rico Suave]

It's so big.

[Show Announcer]

The weekend morning show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Again. Guess what, guys? We are last terrestrial show is June 27, Saturday.

[Rico Suave]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't know where we're gonna do it yet, but I'll let you know. But go to jcwshow.com and just put your name and your email address. So we're building a database so we can let everybody know where we're going digitally or fast channel or there's a few different options. And we're still in negotiations with some of the radio networks. There's a lot going on. But I just drew the line. I said June 27th is the last day.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it. Okay, we're gonna do it here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know anything. I just. I just did this kind of. Oh, well, dude, I've been talking about it for a year.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say we should do

[Bobbo]

it at a nudie bar, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, go to jcwshow.com, click email. John, put in your name and your in your email address. You can leave us a little note and you'll be in the database so we can email you guys where we're going to be where we're going to pick up. Up. Maybe with a different network, maybe on different station. May not be on terrestrial at all. Probably not. Is the truth. Okay, maybe. I mean, there's. There's 10 different things. Bacon co. Is it all going to end exciting? No. No. Is it the 20 year of our terrestrial radio show anniversary? Yes. And is it time to change for better things? Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's exciting. Yep. What were you saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

What was I saying? I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking about old radio. Do you remember Ms. Cleo? That hot Jamaican? Was she hot?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, she wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, she wouldn't know. Leave the hot out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ms. Cleo? Yes. You call her 800. 800 psychic or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's a clip of it. I want to do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have this.

[Rico Suave]

Don't you really want to know? Okay. I was wondering who the father of my baby was. All right, let's take a look. The Ms. Cleo DNA test solely searching for the father of your baby. Oh, it's the one that's very unpleasant. Okay. Okay. And he's also the one that had another girlfriend while he was sleeping with you. Yes, he did. Yep, that's him. That's the daddy. Okay. But you knew that. I wasn't sure. I don't know how. The baby looks just like him. Yes, he does. Yeah. So you were in denial because he has a funny little chin, doesn't he? Yes, he does. Yeah. And the baby have that same little chin. Oh, my God. The cards can reveal things that you will never see by yourself. Call me now for your free tarot reading.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. So the. The entire psychic hotline operation around her got hammered for fraud and deceptive practices. FTC accused the company behind Call Me Now Empire for free readings and blah, blah, blah, and collections. They were heavy on collecting debt. 500 million. 500 million.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

500 million. The criminal pleas actually came from the executives that were running the network. She was just the face and she wasn't a real Jamaican.

[J.D. Ryan]

She wasn't. She was an actress after all that.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't say, oh, yeah. Call me now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was the other one? There was another one. Actually. I. I can do this. If y' all call in now. I. I'm. I've listened enough as I can do this. I am. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're gonna be John the psychic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Call John now.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. And I'll tell you who is the father of your child or where your Dead parents are.

[Bobbo]

Don't be afraid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play one.

[Michael Turley]

You sent me one. Sylvia Brown, you remember, she was on like Maury Povich and all those daytime shows and stuff like that. Yeah. You. You'll remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to her father's brother disappeared about 20 something years ago and the whole

[Michael Turley]

family has no idea whether he's alive or dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

He drowned. He drowned. Thank you, Sylvia.

[Rico Suave]

My parents divorced when I was 2 years old and I don't know my biological father.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't want to. Okay.

[Rico Suave]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't. Thank you.

[Rico Suave]

Hi, Sylvia, My name is Hessna and I'm. About 18 years ago, my father went on a business trip and never returned.

[John Clay Wolf]

Return.

[Rico Suave]

The day that he's supposed to come, he called and never came. My family searched high and low. No results. So I just want to know if he's dead or alive. No, he's alive in Florida.

[Bobbo]

Does that make sense?

[Rico Suave]

No, but thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Does that make sense?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

I mean she's so matter of fact about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fast, Fast.

[Michael Turley]

You don't want to know him.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Here's some more.

[Rico Suave]

My mom passed away three years ago

[John Clay Wolf]

and she was a beautiful woman, by the way.

[Rico Suave]

Way. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was very flamboyant.

[Rico Suave]

Yes, she was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. She was sort of a gypsy type of woman. Yes, yes.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And before she passed away she tried

[Rico Suave]

several times to tell me something in the hospital and I could not understand

[John Clay Wolf]

because of the tube she had in her mouth and.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, the trick, all that. And I just didn't understand it until

[John Clay Wolf]

this day still bothers me that I

[Rico Suave]

couldn't understand my own mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't. You know, this is really hard to tell you. You're father is not your father.

[Rico Suave]

God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. But who cares? You love who you love. Oh, absolutely, absolutely. Okay.

[Rico Suave]

But she wanted to get that off her chest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who cares, you know, But I mean that was her thing. Okay. All right, well, thank you. Speech impediment, Terence. Tell me about it. I can figure it out. I know the truth. Are you there?

[Rico Suave]

Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Rico Suave]

Okay, two giant.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Rico Suave]

Two. Yes, two giant pandas. They're so cute. And they. They're trying to symbol. And they got two babies. Ping Ping and push Push.

[John Clay Wolf]

Moss. That's Pang Pang and Pussmus.

[Rico Suave]

Bush Wall. Ping Ping and Bush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ping Ping is your father. Ping Ping is your father. And that's why you don't speak. Well, it's because you used to be a panda and you were not a real human. You're an alien. Panda. And you turned into speech impediment. Terrence. You didn't. The full transformation never happened. You know this. You already knew this, didn't you? Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Go, go join my [e-mail] send me 500 and I'll tell you. You. I will send you the photos in the contact zookeeper of your actual father. Panda. P on call. P. Call Gatlin. Gallatin, Tennessee. Nashville, you're on the air.

[Rico Suave]

Hey, don't quit the radio show. More people have radio than they do YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not just about YouTube. Who said I'm just going to YouTube? It's not just YouTube. There's different ideas here. I'm telling you.

[Rico Suave]

We're.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're. I'm negotiating with one major network and another major network and if we can't figure either one out, then I've got another thing. The show's not going away. The terrestrial version probably might if we don't make a deal before June 27th. That's just the truth. I'm just telling you all the truth. That's it. You gotta draw on the line the sand somewhere and figure this out. Because it's got to work for everybody and ain't working for me right now. All right, Stu.

[Rico Suave]

Hello. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What you got?

[Rico Suave]

I got a 1983 Collins Cobra Trike. It has a Corvair motor, automatic transmission, two speed power glide, spent condition. Won a lot of bike shows around the country, right? What's it worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mother was a lesbian. No, that's not what he says. Dykes on trikes in Colorado. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com load it up. Let me see a picture of your mother and the trike. And I can tell you more.

[Rico Suave]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

This is not the psychic hate.

[Bobbo]

Fascinating.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. David and Granberry, what you got?

[Rico Suave]

Hey, John. I saw you over there at the Crescent racetrack motorsport ranch and saw y' all unloading the car. Ferrari.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the six wheel.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, six wheel. What happened to that on the track?

[John Clay Wolf]

The head gas. Not the head gasket. The valve gasket. The. The valve cover gasket. Gasket spilled. And there's also overflow on the oil. It was our test and tune. We're figuring it out. And there were some hiccups on over bypass oil and it landed on the headers and it looked like a fire.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what you know. So we thought we fixed it and then we did a few more laps. And we got that big puff of smoke again. Scared the hell out of everybody. But it's all good.

[Rico Suave]

Good, good. Yeah. I got to meet Richard while I was over there. I work right across the road, across the highway there at the metal yard, Henson metal. You might have seen us there.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what'd you think about the car?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see it?

[Rico Suave]

I thought that. Yeah. I thought it was awesome. I took some pictures. I got to meet Richard. I didn't realize you were there. And you walked by and, well, I didn't get to introduce.

[John Clay Wolf]

I limped by. Just tell the truth. That's when you knew it was

[Rico Suave]

Right. Right. But, yeah, that was a good. I was glad to see you all there. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play that. Play that clip on the. On the video stream. You can see it right now. Jcwshow.com Kyle the track clip of the Newman car and the F6 on the video that we got that. That full video. This is it last. Just a little clip. We got a badass video coming out and it'll be all zoomed up and punched up. It's in 4K. Yeah. They were whipping around. It was pretty cool.

[Michael Turley]

And you drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what was interesting is I told Mike because he was in the Newman car transport, the old Ferrari box van that holds the Newman car, and he was taking it back to the ranch. I was like, man, you ought to go through Granbury. It's a straighter shot. And I thought about it. I'm like, I bet he doesn't have a plate on that truck.

[Rico Suave]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the phone rang and I forgot to tell him. And then he sent me a picture. Do you have the picture of him pulled over, Kyle?

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's pulled over by the cops, and he probably doesn't have it. But anyway, he did have a plate on him, but it was on the. On the dash. And I said, well, the odds between him being a fan of mine or a fan of Rollins, you're probably going to find somebody. The cop will probably be cool and know about the car. He said, it wasn't you. I dropped you. And then I dropped Richard and finally I dropped Adam corolla. And he said he's a big fan of Adam corolla.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they gave us. He wanted to see the car. He said, this is Corolla's Ferrari. He's like, yeah. He's like, okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool. So it took three. Three to get out of that one. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay wolf by cars on the radio. Hang tight. Go to CH JCW show to keep streaming if we're losing you on the east coast, which we probably are right now. And you can continue on the [e-mail] and remember to click Email John and get us your email address so I can put you in the database so we can let you know where we're going after June 27th. Be right back.

[Bobbo]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Washington's classic rock in DC, WBIG Big 104. Tallahassee's classic hits. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf

[J.D. Ryan]

show right after this.

[Rico Suave]

Losing your is part of the process

[John Clay Wolf]

of fixing something, right?

[Rico Suave]

Everybody does that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You buy, right?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah. You buy something at Ikea, you get halfway through putting it together, you're like, dude, where the is the. Oh, there it is, there it is, there it is. But honey, I didn't see it. Why you want to put it together? Instructions make no sense. I will buy another one. I'll buy five and smash four if I want to. Don't tell me what to do. I'll go to your mother's. I don't give a. Jesus Christ. Yeah. What story are you gonna tell? This one, right? Not the part about how you pay all the bills, right? How was that uncalled for? How was that uncalled for? I wasn't even talking to you. I know what I said.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Rico Suave]

You think I'm be the guy who flips out about the tables. I don't. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't have to speak.

[Rico Suave]

Well, you do too. Okay. Well, I thought you were going to your mother's.

[Show Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out all the Mayhem online podcast, replay, YouTube channel, Twitch socials, live stream [e-mail] Back to the bill Burbit.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife is like a Santa elf, huh? When it comes to assembling Ikea stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, she's just really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Just.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, it's her people that build those things.

[Rico Suave]

Her people.

[Bobbo]

I bet she's good with Legos too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You damn right. Have you seen her deals? I mean, look.

[Bobbo]

Look right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

These two cars sitting in the studio. She built both of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's nothing. You ought to see the Titanic.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you really have a Titanic Lego.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think she does. I know she's got Millennium Falcon. That's I've seen so much I'm forgetting what I've seen.

[Bobbo]

She bragged about the Millennium Falcon to me because she knows I'm a big Star Wars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was a big one.

[J.D. Ryan]

She says, Bobby, she doesn't speak.

[Bobbo]

You know that I built the millennium from the Star Wars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, she's not.

[Bobbo]

This is one of the most prom. This missed the hard part was the dish for the radar.

[J.D. Ryan]

The dish for the radar.

[Bobbo]

Dish for the radar. The guns is simple, simple. But the radar dish was very, very hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was pretty singing close. My wife is from Copenhagen. That's how they talk. And IKEA was across the river in Sweden.

[Michael Turley]

Same thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not how they talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crab, SoCal. What's up, man?

[Rico Suave]

Good morning, John and the gang. Hey, have you guys been talking to Sirius XM by any chance? Because you don't have to edit the. You know, the cussing and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Not cussing is actually fun. Having to dance around that line. Full frontal nudity is exactly that. It's shocking in the beginning. Then you lose the dance. But yeah, I've talked to serious plenty thanks, Crab.

[Bobbo]

And some of those guys overdo it, I'm noticing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jan. Janice. Kentucky Janice? Kentucky Woman. Janice, are you there?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have Kentucky Woman by Neil Diamond? Have y' all watched Song Sung Blue? Holy smokes. It's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great film. Yeah, great film.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got? You need me as a sidekick, right? Yes. Go ahead, Janice. Tell me about the. In the Kentucky Blue ass.

[Rico Suave]

It's an interesting place to live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what is your question? You're calling Ms. Mr. Cleo. What can I help you with today? Do you have your credit card ready?

[Rico Suave]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's go.

[Rico Suave]

I was wondering if you could let me know if my new boyfriend Jason is truly the love of my life. Because I've never met anyone like him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a vision that he has a kind of short penis. Is that. Is that accurate?

[Rico Suave]

God, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I right?

[Rico Suave]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, come on. Is he right there? I know. You can't talk in front of him. I know. I know you know, I know he's

[Rico Suave]

not here, but it's definitely a magic stick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, magic stick. Maybe I'm thinking of your former lover. Because I'm definitely getting a feeling of shortness. Okay. Okay. And. And is he a younger man? Thank you. Yeah, yeah. See, I knew. I know. I know these things now. I have a feeling he's. He's a little hillbilly. Have you seen the movie, what they call it, where they were doing drugs and the the young man was screwing the old woman with the cocaine fields. Oh, yeah, Ozark. Ozark is. Do you harvest poppy seeds, Janice? In the Kentucky blue corner grass.

[Rico Suave]

I just turned him on to that show. That is crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're.

[Rico Suave]

You're definitely dialed in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I do think he is the love of your life, but I do think he's going to get an insurance policy on you in about six months, and then he will kill you and you will die suddenly. Not from shotgun. No, Turley, you will die from a blood disease that the stupid ass Kentucky doctors cannot figure out. And they will. You. When you die mysterically, they will call it old age. And then he will get all the inheritance money and everything else you have. So, yes, he's the love of your life and you should go forward, but you will live a short life. Thank you, Janice. Thank you. Thank you, God.

[Bobbo]

Amazing. Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people have it. Yeah, some people have it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clearly you do.

[Michael Turley]

And you didn't charge anything for it either.

[Bobbo]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

3K caller back. Get me some money.

[Bobbo]

And I theorize the only reason she doesn't think he's sure is because she's seen a lot bigger ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's just sit here and bake on that for a minute.

[Bobbo]

It's in the voice. It's in the voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all you, Bob.

[Bobbo]

She had that laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

No song sung. Blue's a badass movie.

[Michael Turley]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true. It's a Neil diamond impersonation duo with Kate Hudson. And I forgot the other guy's name, but Kate Hudson did all her own singing in that.

[Michael Turley]

She was nominated for an Oscar, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hugh Jackman.

[Rico Suave]

Is that right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Hugh Jackman.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. In part of the movie, when they opened up for the big band, who was it? Was it Coldplay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Pearl Jam.

[Michael Turley]

That was real.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had to look that up. I couldn't. They didn't open up for Pearl Jam. And sure enough, they did.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that was at the time. They would do this weird thing where they just kind of find something local that wasn't anything related to their music.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

And other bands were doing that in the 90s. It was kind of the cool thing to do, grunge bands and that. They just picked them getting that call. It was amazing.

[Rico Suave]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife had no idea that Neil diamond sung all those songs. Do you know he's one of the wealthiest songwriter musicians of all time? I believe that when he got divorced in like 20 years ago, he had to write his old. He had to write his old lady check for 150 million.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

150 million.

[Bobbo]

I haven't seen that yet. I promise my mom

[J.D. Ryan]

nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't say it. Don't say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you know, put out like a packed meal.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got. That's some sad news from. For Babo.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry, Bob. Hope you're sitting down. Reba McIntyre died.

[Rico Suave]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope. She's getting engaged. She's getting married.

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

No longer available for you, Rex. Lindsay Lynn is.

[Bobbo]

Son of a bitch.

[J.D. Ryan]

She talked about her plans for the big wedding coming up, and let's just say there will be animals involved. Not in the honeymoon, but in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before we hear her talk. Wait, Bob. Oh, can you do it? Can you tell. Impersonate her a little bit. Back when y' all were dating.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Bob. Oh, you don't come up. Having drank with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've said this so many times, I'm starting to believe it happened.

[Bobbo]

I really can't talk about.

[Michael Turley]

Here's Reba, the real one.

[Rico Suave]

Well, we're gonna have to have dogs there. And I have two grand dogs, Watson and Belle. So they may be the ring bearers or something like that, but we have to have our animals in there. We've got longhorns and donkeys, horses and everything there at the place. Cats. And we have a lot of fun with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have Reba here in the studio. Reba, it's so good to hear you. I'm glad to find. Find out that you have found the love of your life. Now, what's up with all these dogs and animals?

[Rico Suave]

Well, hi, y'. All. I thought I'd just drop by and

[Bobbo]

tell you about my wedding. Now, we're not going to get married now for another nine years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine years?

[Bobbo]

Yes. Guys, I got. I got a contract with the young Sheldon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[Bobbo]

And of course, Happy's Place. Have you seen Happy Place?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's good. It's good show.

[Bobbo]

Everybody loves the show. You know that's not my real heart.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe you.

[Bobbo]

I still have my literal heart.

[J.D. Ryan]

You do?

[Bobbo]

But it's not that red.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not that red.

[Bobbo]

Not that red. Like that. We like animals at the wedding. I'll tell you one thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thing.

[Bobbo]

When I met your friend Bobbo, I understand you asked him to leave the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did, yes.

[Bobbo]

Thank you. When I met him, I had a duck with me.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Bobbo]

My little pet duck. Now, I wasn't new by then. I. I had already had four number ones and about 20 numbered top tens. Yeah, you were a big George Straight. Damn his ass. But I was kind of. I was kind of famous by the end Like a queen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

You. I did a lot of training, a lot of exercise and got off the cocaine, which was very good for my. Good for my career and for my singing voice. And then that's when I did Is There Life out There. I remember that song was very popular song. And it's not about what you think. No, it was about my duck. No, I love my duck. And me and Rex love our animal. And they're gonna be at the wedding.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

In nine years. That's going to be 2035. And we plan to have it at the truck stop right outside Blanchard, Oklahoma, where I did my first live gig.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't know this.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. As a stripper.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you weren't.

[Rico Suave]

No. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't happen.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. At a place called Two Tone Pie.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

So this song is about your duck?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's my duck, Claire Bale.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's not sure. Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thereabales.

[Bobbo]

She was never sure. She's very doubtful

[Rico Suave]

now.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's just wondering what she's living for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

They said when I was on stage and since I'd do an hour, hour and a half with all the clothing changes there, I wouldn't see her for an hour and a half. And my stage manager said she was just tore up. And I would get off stage. I get a little teary eyed.

[Rico Suave]

Think about it.

[Bobbo]

But I would get off stage, I would open the can of corn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Stop it.

[Bobbo]

And I would feed Clara Bear the whole can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And with. With ducks, if you overfeed them, especially high starch with corn ears, they go into what they call a corn coma. That would calm her down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rip. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

We thought one time in Little Rock I did a song about Little Rock. One time she was in Little Rock and we thought she had died.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

She didn't move for three days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

And I was on. I'll never forget, I was on stage saying, singing, have you ever cheated on me? I remember the song and I look down. Here comes Clarabelle she's waddling along.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Want more corn and happy ending.

[Bobbo]

Sweet. Thanks. She's still alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

She's 49 years old. I think the corn might have been good for her.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. Call in the lightning round. Dial the deals next. 800-800-7234. During this music break. 800, 800-7234. Yes, it's live.

[Bobbo]

Live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. She'll come straight to us. DJ Pre K is going to answer the phone. He's the call screener. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio. Or just go to givemethevin.com to get an offer on your car. We will be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show, presented by. Give me the vindoc. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This isn't a car call, but I'm Aiden. You say Reba's got the what?

[Rico Suave]

The heavies. She's got the heaviestone. And ain't nobody cheating on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. Is Reba a large chested, voluptuous woman?

[Rico Suave]

I don't know. You tell me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you said she's got the heavies. What are you talking about?

[Rico Suave]

About? That's exactly what I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right, back to work. 08rav4, 91,000 miles. Wife wants to buy a kia soul. She's convinced that the RAV4 is worth more. Just curious. Curious. It's probably, I don't know, RAV408 off the top of my head. 91,000 miles. V6. What's it, eight grand? Ten grand. Eight grand. Ten grand. Yeah, that's about right, Dave. I mean, a jack.

[Rico Suave]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

David in El Paso. 1857,000 mile lariat. You want 30 grand? Nah, I can't make that work. Not a 18 with 57. Nah, I don't think that's right. Where are you getting that from?

[Rico Suave]

Alrighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's a. It's a. It's F150 gas, right?

[Rico Suave]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the least you'll take for it at 27? Load it up into givemetheven.com. i'll look at it at 27. Glenn. 72 El Camino 350 V8 turbo transmission. 20,000 on the motor, on the odor. 52 on the OTO. Might be turned over. I mean, Glenn, let's be honest with one another at this point. Are you there?

[Rico Suave]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long would it take you to go into the cluster of that car and put 3,000 miles on it?

[Rico Suave]

I don't think I'd want to run it back.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[Rico Suave]

I'm not saying the speedometer back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm saying how long would it take you to do that?

[Rico Suave]

To run the speedometer back?

[John Clay Wolf]

30 minutes or 40?

[Rico Suave]

I wouldn't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't ask if you'd do it. I asked you how long it take you.

[Rico Suave]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, there's a lot of people that do and especially on a 72 because nobody cares. But you're giving me all these stat about how many are on the auto but it might be turned over like over a hundred thousand miles. When, when they're restored cars and they're that old, it don't matter. The auto just doesn't matter. That's why I said to that guy earlier, prove to me this car has 9,000 original miles. And he absolutely could not prove it. And when I go to sell it, if I'm giving actual mile money, then I've got to sell it with actual mile money and I've got to prove it. So. And there is ways to prove it. But anyway, so you got a 72 El Camino with a 35050 in it, huh? All right, you want 25 grand cam

[Rico Suave]

in it and it's got a Edelbrock high rise air gap intake. Let me tell you what Melbourne Post

[Michael Turley]

is packing right here.

[Rico Suave]

I've got 411 posi track, Outback 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake scored over 30,

[John Clay Wolf]

11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbojet, 390 horsepower.

[Rico Suave]

We're talking some muscle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it born an SS?

[Rico Suave]

No, it's. It is not an SS.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 15 grand car, man. If you want to sell it, go to givemethevend.com thank you, sir. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

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[Michael Turley]

We are actually kind of hip to

[Show Announcer]

the John Clay Wolf show.

[Rico Suave]

Why does it have to be so loud?

[Show Announcer]

And check out the population [e-mail] or

[John Clay Wolf]

john claywolf.com My favorite thing about LA

[Bobbo]

is the people out there are just so damn pretty, man. I'll tell you how it happened. Back in the 20s, they started making movies out there and. And when they did, all these beautiful people from all over America flocked out there to be in the movies. And they couldn't all be in the movies. Some of them got regular jobs. But they met those people that were in the movies. They got together, they had these beautiful babies and those babies grew up and met other babies from the same area. And they got together and had even more beautiful babies. And almost the exact opposite thing is happening right now in Kansas.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, broadcasting on air online anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com

[Rico Suave]

our inside on top of the World.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, she had a drink on her hand she had her toes in the sand wow. What a beautiful girl. Good morning, everybody.

[Bobbo]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just pulled up the cameras to the roadhouse. Oh, place is already full. It's 11:30.

[Rico Suave]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Bloody Mary number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just told Reggie. I was like, do we have more tables? Cuz we used to have more tables. Or on the dance. Dance floor. I said, you need to open up the back patio. This is going to get out of hand quick. I told him we needed more bartenders. We got three. Three ain't gonna be able to handle this. Three. If you're a good bartender, run to Walnut Springs. We need. I bet you anything we're needing help. He just told me he's on his way to the liquor store. What, to go get more?

[J.D. Ryan]

That ain't good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No,

[J.D. Ryan]

you're a band. Just show up tonight. If you're a waitress or a bartender, show up. Just show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just show up.

[Michael Turley]

Show up with liquor though too, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we can't sell non stamped liquor, dumbass.

[Michael Turley]

I know, it's a joke kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

The weather's good. Is what's happening.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful, man. Couldn't be better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. H, H, I'm, I'm. I'm concerned and I've got my daughter's graduation today, so I can only be down there for a minute.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not that Reggie can't handle it, but we were just. We're just normally not this busy. Sure. I was like, just go ahead and load up because we're gonna sell it anyway. And I think maybe he's going to load up right now. Sounds like what he's doing. He's not out.

[Michael Turley]

He's just getting ready.

[J.D. Ryan]

Getting close.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not even noon on a Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reggie, our average cost of car is $40,000. We buy 100 a day. Don't be afraid to spend money on stuff.

[Rico Suave]

Stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a. Imagine you had a brand new black Corvette Z06 and you just filled it up with gas and you start the motor and you know you want to rev it a little bit, right. And then some lady walks up and kicks the side of your car.

[Rico Suave]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, this actually did happen. We have a video of this if you want to go jcwshow.com and watch this video. She walks over, kicks the car door and goes off on this guy because she has sensitive and doesn't appreciate the room before.

[Rico Suave]

You understand what I said to you, sir? I understand, ma'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am.

[Rico Suave]

All right, we'll call the police. I'm calling the police and have them enforce the law. Do you understand?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just pick my vehicle, ma'.

[Rico Suave]

Am. Do you understand? You just kick my vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kick her back away from my car now. It's like Randy yesterday with that chick. Throw water on her.

[Rico Suave]

You have to certify that you understand? Understand me?

[Michael Turley]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

I punch you right in the puss.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the what? What? The face.

[J.D. Ryan]

My years.

[Rico Suave]

You understand me? You have mental retardation.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Rico Suave]

Please back away from me, ma'. Am. Don't do that again with your car. It's illegal.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's illegal. Is she a robot?

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounds like one fat robot, man. Cuz, you know, 5% might just be going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just make it worse when you have to breathe in.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you get.

[Show Announcer]

Because she's.

[Michael Turley]

She's baiting him for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just leave.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, it's not even worth the time.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, she kicked the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know she kicked his car. Yeah. Then what is she wanting from him?

[Michael Turley]

To not rev his car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Understand that you would. You hear me? And you will not turn this. You will not turn this car on and rev it any longer. I need you to say that you can understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, just go.

[Bobbo]

Do you understand me? Do you understand me?

[J.D. Ryan]

I like to run. Y.

[Michael Turley]

She walks over.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. Kicks the car.

[Michael Turley]

Kicks the car, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, she assaulted his car.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's. That's.

[Michael Turley]

What would you do? They did the fire chicken. Somebody came up and just kicked it. Somebody's going to bait you.

[Show Announcer]

You know that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got two things you could do. Yeah. React grossly or drive away. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smart man with something to lose. Drives away. Right?

[Bobbo]

But she's got those Dahmer glasses, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's been on Dahmer glasses today. You're right.

[Bobbo]

She's baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's just babying him, hoping he'll do something stupid.

[Bobbo]

Here's a little hipper, though. You got the wing sham.

[Michael Turley]

But you. Part of you wants to do something to her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

We're all sick. Absolutely. Errands.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're so. Can you Mace her?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley's the worst road.

[Michael Turley]

Oh. Oh, yeah. No, this like. Oh, I've gotten a lot better. She was Times. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have to go to therapy?

[Michael Turley]

I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like you might have had to a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

There was a moment where one got really out of control and Lucas was younger.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, were you with your wife?

[Michael Turley]

No, no, with my kid. Lucas. At the time, he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he start crying?

[Michael Turley]

Probably 10, 11. Somewhere in there. It was old enough to know. It's like he had that look like he was scared. I was like, damn.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I probably don't need to do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've seen you get weird yelling at him, tell him. Shut up.

[Bobbo]

I've given you. I've given you speech before in the car. We used to drive together all the time. And I've been like, turley. You gotta listen that bad. Emotional eat you up.

[Michael Turley]

Well, and I've seen so many people get shot now and.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I can't do that anymore. I have to. But can you mace her?

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you do that?

[Michael Turley]

You know, spray some mace are on

[J.D. Ryan]

mace on non lethal aggression like Mason drive. I get it.

[Bobbo]

I like the little electric things, little zappers.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's stun gun. You can't do that.

[Michael Turley]

But then drive away. Just, you know, leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it on the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, I think. I think mace is a good idea. Mike, if you're gonna drive away.

[Bobbo]

Tom, if history's taught us anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Is that you can tase anybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Michael Corleone, Godfather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what now?

[Michael Turley]

With her? She's. I mean, I don't think there's. There.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. They drove no police. That's the end of it. Nobody got called, nobody got killed.

[Michael Turley]

Just make sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the question was, what would you do you win. If somebody kicked your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, here's Reg. I got it. Prek.

[Michael Turley]

I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it. I got it.

[Rico Suave]

I got it.

[Michael Turley]

Reg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, tell me about it. Are you in emergency mode?

[Rico Suave]

Oh, kind. Yeah. Just going to get. I have to go to the bank, get a bunch of D and then whatever. Granberry to get liquor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bo, are you out or are you just worried you're going to. To run out?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, more. I don't want to run out.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no reason to. What about beer?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you on T. Mobile or something?

[Michael Turley]

His phone's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said beer and boots at and

[Rico Suave]

T. Yeah, I'm at. I'm at. At&t.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's your keg situation?

[Rico Suave]

It's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Another notice. They're not pouring many kegs. Hey, dude, should I put a shout out on the radio to a bartender? Because I'm telling you, if I ask for a bartender right now, you're going to get one.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What? Yes. No.

[Rico Suave]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Tell them. Tell the people what you need.

[Rico Suave]

I need a bartender in Walnut Springs Roadhouse. This bike rail they take today, like now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not today, like now. So. And then do they need to be TABC certified?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, preferably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And do we have enough beer to open up the upstairs bar? Because you're gonna need it. I think

[Rico Suave]

yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have enough ice?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah, I had ice delivered today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because upstairs will be too hard to set up full, but you can go beer up there. I just. If it's. If it's that busy, I just opened up the cameras and just looked. If it's that busy at 11:30 in the morning, that is gonna. That is gonna be wall to wall. At 3 o', clock, I open.

[Rico Suave]

I hope open it at 10:15.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Hang in there, young samurai. This is a test from above.

[Rico Suave]

I know. I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how do they. Do you want. Do you want to put out your phone number? Do you want. Do you mind putting out your phone number for the bartenders?

[Rico Suave]

Yeah. 512-695-3360.

[John Clay Wolf]

Waco, Granberry, Glen Rose, anybody. We need a bartender. TABC certified ASAP. So call Reg or just go to jcwshow.com and click email John and I'll forward it to Reg. Do what?

[Rico Suave]

Preferably a girl, right?

[Michael Turley]

Beggars can't be choosers right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, some of those guys are fast. Some of those guys are fast. Like that other dude that wouldn't work. That he. I mean, anyway, at this point, yeah, it's all good. I'm so glad that we've got a Jill this today. But, I mean, she's busy in the sidebar. They're gonna get hammered. It's gonna be fun. We just gotta. We just need another hand. Maybe two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thanks, guys. Little operations management on national radio for the road for the Walnut Springs Roadhouse during the bike rally.

[Michael Turley]

Somebody's in California.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, what?

[Rico Suave]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

They all love you.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my life. It does not end every day. We'll be right back.

[Rico Suave]

I'm worth a lot more. I'm worth a lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth more.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[Rico Suave]

So.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com.

[Bobbo]

so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit em up. 800, 800 radio. Check out the the podcast at jcw show.com or john claywolf.com and now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, guys, go to jcwshow.com so we get your email address and we can contact you where we're moving the show to after our final 20th anniversary terrestrial show, June 27th. JC does. And there's a good video going up at noon as well. While you're there, subscribe to our YouTubes. Okay, backtracks.

[Bobbo]

Ah,

[John Clay Wolf]

this weekend between Reg and Babo. They're all both in the weeds. In the weeds. In the weeds. Backtracks is Rolling Stones. Cut one.

[Michael Turley]

Not this. Not the ones from last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we changed it up. Cut one, Cut 2.cut 1. Cut 2. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Call in with the name of those two Stone songs to win and you can go to jcwshow.com and click merch and pick out anything you want as the winner. And also get. Wait. Keith Richards. Here you are. Tell us a little bit of backstory on this.

[Bobbo]

Excuse me, lad.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the matter?

[Bobbo]

I've only had a bit of your whiskey this morning. I like it a lot. It's the first drink I've had in 12 months. Minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

12 minutes.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's a long time. Oh, we've got. I talked to Bobo. Who's your man, Bobo? He's not very smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he is. But.

[Bobbo]

No, but he's got great taste in music.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got.

[Bobbo]

Do you know he's got. He's got a double lp, double copy of our last recorded album with Charlie on drums.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Bobbo]

The Blue and blue and Lonesome. Yeah, Lonesome and blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blue.

[Bobbo]

It's a bunch of blues songs on an album. And an LP copy is probably worth a thousand dollars or something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe so.

[Bobbo]

Maybe 40.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe so.

[Bobbo]

What do you do with pounds? With. I don't know. It's a very nice record. It's from a place called Born Late Records, which is. Sounds a little crass, but it's better being born early. I've seen that.

[Rico Suave]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Not enough opium in the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm completely lost. Cut one, Cut 2. I got that one.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crab California. What you got?

[Rico Suave]

Wild horses. And it's only rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, on both counts.

[Rico Suave]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a swing and a miss, dude. That was bad crap.

[Michael Turley]

He was so mad too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Show Announcer]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio. Let's let the guys fill in the phone so that we can get the answer to the back Tracks bit. I don't have time to do Jeopardy today, gg.

[Michael Turley]

Well, do you want to do a throwback clip of the week here from viral. Viral clip that Pre K finds each week.

[Bobbo]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Hit his open real quick. Remember that?

[Rico Suave]

Go back.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's Pre K. Awesome.

[Michael Turley]

What's. What's the. What's the viral clip of this week? Our viral clip this week is one of my favorite, you know, old school bangers. I don't know if everybody like me used to go on Ebomb's World back in the day and find these, you know, funny clips, but it's from a. A Montgomery, Alabama, flea market.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who all seen the leprechaun say yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Not that one. We love that one, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Here's the. Here's the audio of it. And you'll see the [e-mail] Living rooms, bedrooms, dinettes.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, you can find them at the market. We talking about flea market Montgomery. It's just like. It's just like a mini.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Come shop with us.

[Bobbo]

I said flea market Montgomery.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just like.

[Bobbo]

It's just like amen and all.

[Rico Suave]

Hey, hey.

[Bobbo]

You heard me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come shop.

[Bobbo]

Living rooms, bedrooms.

[Michael Turley]

So it just keeps going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like a preacher eyes.

[Michael Turley]

I remember this now because of the eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You think he's doing something of that cocaine? Oh, yeah. Looks like a little jacked up on mini mall cocaine.

[Bobbo]

That's old Prek.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is the life of a undiscovered white rapper at this point in the game?

[Michael Turley]

You know, you feel like a diamond in the dirt, man. You feel like, you know, underground king that ain't been crowned. But it's all good, cuz I do

[John Clay Wolf]

it, cuz I love it.

[Michael Turley]

I got my new project out right now, Electric Blue. So, yeah, you know, it's rolling and we keeping it going.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'm negotiating with the radio stations right now. Maybe I should force. I've really tried before, you know, I have. I've, like, really pushed to get them to play your stuff on their hip hop channels.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. I mean, we've tried the hip hop.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[Michael Turley]

Have they ever gone country?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we went country, too.

[Michael Turley]

Show enough, they just.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just write it off. Oh, that's just Crazy John. Again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Again.

[Michael Turley]

They ain't ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy John, is this one of your

[Michael Turley]

new cuts right here?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Welch's Grape soda. Welch is great. Welch is great.

[Rico Suave]

Welch is great.

[Show Announcer]

Pour it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie Vedder. What do you think? Good morning, Eddie Vedder. Haven't seen you while. What do you think about Pre K's. Do you have any advice for Pre K? Breaking into the hip hop scene as a middle aged white man with an afro.

[Bobbo]

Well, hi, Pre K. Don't sing for your records, go sing for your records.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo]

Pre K is young man making a song about love, bitches and cocaine. You got sting from your heart, put your lungs around it. When you love what you do, you ought to do it for money. Do follow money, money,

[Rico Suave]

money,

[Bobbo]

money.

[Rico Suave]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Any better?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's always good to see you. We got. We've got to finish that backtrack thing we started. Let's go. Cut one.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, hold on here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut 2. Kevin in Pennsylvania. What your guess is, sir?

[Rico Suave]

And Dyson only rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Negative. What? What are you, Pittsburgh or Philly?

[Rico Suave]

Closer to Philly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. All right, Speech impediment. Terrence, what are your guesses?

[Rico Suave]

Okay. Hi there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What are your two guesses on the Rolling Stones backtracks?

[Rico Suave]

I'm not sure who it is. It's gonna be the best one. Okay, very good. Okay, have a good day. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you. Ben, Rick and Arlington, what are your two guests? Is

[Rico Suave]

Paint it Black and Brown Sugar?

[John Clay Wolf]

Negative. Robert in Nashville, Tennessee. What are your two guesses?

[Rico Suave]

Beast of Burden and

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell that Yacht.

[Bobbo]

Knocked it out, park boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice job, sir.

[Bobbo]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you go to jcwshow.com and since bit was part of it, we have a new Sell that T shirt that just went up and I insist that you pick that one. Oh, we do. Does that work for you, Robert? Okay, all right, I'm gonna put you on hold. Pre K can get your information, send you the stuff. And Pre K, send him a new sell that T shirt off of our merch page at give me the VIN jcw show.com faux show. Oh, you know what I get to do now, J.D. what's that? What do you think I get to do now?

[J.D. Ryan]

You get to go relax and hang out at their motorcycle rally and do nothing else the rest of the day?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I get to go to work. Where are you gonna work? In town.

[Michael Turley]

He's gonna bartend.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. Make sure we got the canteen. I'm sure it's busting at the scene. Yes, and make sure that the roadhouse is working right and the steakhouse is working right. And then I've got to go across the garage and get shout. Get dressed up and drive to Fort Worth to pick up my wife and kids. Then drive to Dallas to meet my daughter at graduation. Dinner at five.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we go over to SMU to the stadium for seven o' clock commencement and then come home and then if I'm in back in time, I'm probably going to come back here.

[J.D. Ryan]

So nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then tomorrow at noon I'm going to Los Angeles.

[Rico Suave]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Workout there. I've been out there in six weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I've got to do a deal with Jeff Dunham Monday. Oh, Jeff. Yeah, that video.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Great guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got some new buyers that I've got to interview and then sell the cars on the block at Manheim Wednesday in Cal. But I got to get up early and do Dallas remote first and then pick up Foose and we're going to Nebraska to a roadster show and take the Boidster number one that we bought and he's refurbished and we sold it to a guy in San Antonio and we're meeting him up there.

[Michael Turley]

You make my head hurt before all that though. There's a video coming up next.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a video coming up next that just got done overnight that we shot a couple of days ago and then. And somewhere I'll relax. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet you won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you next week. Remember to go to jcwshow.com and send us your email address. Go. Click email John. Contact John so that we can put you in our database. So at our final terrestrial show, 27 June, we can send you a blast email and let you know where we land.

[Bobbo]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Rico Suave]

Locker out

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