#356 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.23.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #356 | May 23, 2026

Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, balances its signature blend of irreverent humor, car talk, current events, and lively banter among John and his crew. The biggest themes this week are the shocking death of NASCAR driver Kyle Busch, the coming end of the show's terrestrial radio run, hilarious "death story" hypotheticals, car deals, sports memories (Eric Dickerson stories), pop-culture news, and a peek into personal quirks and listener calls.

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Major Discussion Points & Key Segments

1. The Shocking Death of Kyle Busch

• Kyle Busch, legendary NASCAR driver, is reported dead at 41.
  • The cause was initially withheld, sparking speculation and a meandering discussion about why families sometimes conceal cause of death, especially with celebrities.
  • Later, it's clarified (103:14) that Busch died of severe pneumonia that progressed to sepsis.
  • Memorable Moment [02:25] (Kyle Busch interview): Kyle presciently says:
    "Because you never know when the last one is. You know?" — Kyle Busch
• The crew debates how they'd like their own deaths reported and manufacture absurd hypothetical legacies ("eggs, motocross and Adderall", donkey incidents, etc.).
  • [09:13] John deadpan: "Killed me with eggs, motocross and Adderall."

2. The Show’s Impending Terrestrial Finale

• John repeatedly mentions that the last terrestrial broadcast is set for June 27, 2026.
• Listeners are urged to go to jcwshow.com and “Join the Wolfpack” for email updates about the show's next iteration.
• Discussion about potential new media deals and continued plans.

3. Car Talk & On-Air Deal-Making

• The core of the show remains buying and appraising cars on-air. Notable deals include:
  • Lexus LC500 (w/ "caviar" and "peanut butter" colors):
    • "I'm devaluing your car so I can buy it cheaper." — John [13:26]
  • ’93 Dodge Viper — back and forth about provenance and pricing.
  • Mentor stories: One caller describes selling a car for his mentor.
  • Jaguar F-Type Lightning Round: A Dollar General manager with a Jaguar faces negative equity [51:51] — honest talk about jobs, career setbacks, and used car values.
  • Advice on engine choice: John bluntly warns against 4-cylinder Silverado trucks [128:39]:
    • "We lose money on four-cylinder half-ton trucks so often...almost to the point I put a no-buy on them."

4. Comedy & Freewheeling Banter

• Imagining Their Own Obituaries: The hosts riff with increasingly absurd death stories—motorcycle mishaps, donkey accidents, and dietary mishaps ("too much egg and Adderall") [09:13].
• Car Show at Rick Ross's House: Speculation about attending a Rick Ross event in Georgia and navigating cross-cultural "fits," including potentially showing up in FUBU and a durag [29:54].
• Disney Pin Trading: John describes his wife's passion for Disney Pin culture—an elaborate underground of trading and collecting at Disney parks [120:06].
• Kids and ‘Fellowship of Christian Athletes’ Excuses:
  • John suspects his teen son is using a sports-bible-study cover for partying:
    “The second you said you're going to an FCA event…who do you think I was?” [100:39]

5. Sports Stories & Nostalgia

• Eric Dickerson at SMU: John recounts Eric Dickerson’s famous "Trans Am" recruiting scandal, even capturing a rare admission at his daughter's commencement [41:17].
• Hockey Playoff Chatter & Music: New Jelly Roll song becomes NHL’s theme; joke debate about what “proper” hockey music is.
• Car Restoration Angles: Discussion on whether restoring classic cars is ever actually an “investment,” referencing Caddy Phaeton project offers [77:33].

6. Pop Culture & News Weirdness

• Britney Spears’ DUI Stop: Audio of a bizarre police encounter where she tries to deflect with food and personal stories, plus wild claims about her mother [133:43].
• UFOs and Government Disclosure: Panel pokes fun at new claims about four kinds of recovered alien species ("Grays, Nordics, Insectoids, and Reptilians") [83:24].
• Florida News:
  • A teen calls 911 on his drunk, speeding mom [70:57].
  • Homicide stories, including a schizophrenic son and a local serial killer connection.

7. Listener Engagement

• Multiple listener calls with wild backstories, including a small trucking company owner with a vintage Cadillac, and advice for a Dollar General store manager with deep negative equity.
• Mail from Jail: Letters from incarcerated fans, including book plugs and references to show lore ["sun your moon," Chuck Norris rumors; 106:32].

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On cause of Kyle Busch’s death:
  • "So he died of some kind of heart attack." — John [03:50]
  • "If I died on air, what would you say? Are you not supposed to say how I died?" — John [05:09]
• Absurd legacy:
  • "Killed me with eggs, motocross and Adderall." — John [09:13]
• On the show’s ending:
  • "Our last show is June 27th on terrestrial radio...there is a next move." — John [25:29]
• On ‘mentors’ and car provenance:
  • "A mentor is like a life coach...JD is my mentor." — John [19:20]
• On aggressive car offer tactics:
  • "I'm devaluing your car so that I can buy it cheaper is what I'm attempting to do..." — John [13:26]
• On the mysterious F6 Ferrari project:
  • "That’s been how many years...these projects, man…they’re beating..." — John [79:28]
• On family grilling:
  • "Don’t come emailing me talking about they need to bring a yellow shirt…they’re not participating." — John [132:31]
• On Disney pin culture:
  • "She buys these pins for $20 ... some of them are worth $500 ... it’s kind of a lottery thing." — John [121:22]

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Key Timestamps

• [02:25] — "You never know when the last one is" — Kyle Busch’s poignant quote played after his death.
• [09:13] — The “eggs, motocross and Adderall” death riff.
• [13:26] — Lexus LC 500 appraisal and “caviar” color banter.
• [25:29] — “Last show is June 27th…” announcement and next move tease.
• [41:17] — Eric Dickerson’s commencement speech; admits to "Trans Am" rumor.
• [51:51] — Working-class caller with negative equity on a Jaguar F-type.
• [70:57] — Florida teen calls 911 on drunk, speeding mom.
• [83:24] — UFO “revelations” and alien types.
• [103:14] — Kyle Busch’s official cause of death revealed: “severe pneumonia that progressed into sepsis.”
• [120:06] — Disney pin trading explained.

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Show Tone & Style

• Language and Tone: Unfiltered, conversational, funny, and often irreverent. The crew doesn't shy from gallows humor, self-mockery, or risky riffs—but always anchored in approachable, semi-chaotic camaraderie.
• Pace: Brisk, with fast cutaways between topics, live callers, music, and ad reads.
• Attitude: The show mixes real car dealership advice and bona fide “life wisdom” (often with a wink) alongside goofball antics and solid crowd work.

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Summary for New Listeners

Episode #356 of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a prime example of why “cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll” is more than a tagline. It’s an energetic, off-the-cuff, distinctly American take on auto culture and everyday life, spiced up this week by:

• The tragic and mysterious passing of a sports legend.
• A look behind the scenes as the show plans its next radio chapter.
• Relatable, sometimes pointed conversations about money, family, and weird jobs.
• Wild, often hilarious digressions—so you’re as likely to get conspiracy jokes about aliens as you are hard truths about the market for four-cylinder Silverados.
• Personalized banter keeps things grounded, even as the show leaps from pop culture to real listener struggles to auction block stories.

For dedicated listeners, it’s a poignant reminder the show's “good times” will live on—just maybe somewhere new. And if you want to know where, don’t forget to "Join the Wolfpack."

Transcript

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Today from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Co-host Eric]

If it's Saturday morning, must be time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hey, it's Bob. Oh, here. There's my friend J.D. ryan.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Robbie, good morning.

[Co-host Michael]

How are you? Lovely, lovely.

[Co-host Eric]

And after one hour, still alive. So five to go.

[Co-host Michael]

Did you guys hear about what happened this week with Kyle Busch?

[Co-host Eric]

How about that dude that's so weird.

[Co-host Michael]

41 years old man. His racing team is dead at 41. His racing team described. He said he had a severe illness. Nobody's really come out yet and said what it was. Yeah, he was in a race, mentioned having a sinus issue and they had a doctor come to his tour bus. This is all on Wednesday. Showed up unresponsive. They took him to the hospital, died. This is kind of weird, though. Listen to this. This is part of an audio of an interview. Cut number one and he. Listen to what he says right at the end. Cut number one and a bow in

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front of the fans that are all on their feet down here at the Monster Mile. And Michael Waltrip said earlier in the race that a confident Kyle Busch is a dangerous Kyle Busch. Your 69th victory. Why do these moments never get old, Kyle?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because you never know when the last one is. You know?

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah, 41 years. He was the winningest NASCAR driver ever.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hang on now.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah. If you tab up all of his wins in the different categories and cup races and series.

[Co-host Charlie]

Well, it's also, it counts all of them.

[Co-host Eric]

That there's a 232, I think is the number.

[Co-host Charlie]

O'Reilly. There's the truck series or he's a good racer, just. Period.

[Co-host Eric]

He drove Winston Truck Series quite a bit. Yeah. More than the other NASCAR drivers did.

[Co-host Charlie]

Oh, Rowdy gone rowdy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Rowdy Piper.

[Co-host Charlie]

He was a little bit feisty. He would get in some fights with the other drivers. He had a feud with Dale Earnhardt Jr. For a long time, too. And, yeah, he was.

[Co-host Eric]

It was.

[Co-host Charlie]

That's shocking.

[Co-host Eric]

Often when he did win, he would, you know, the crowd will be booing

[John Clay Wolfe]

and boo, boo, boo.

[Co-host Eric]

Because I think he. I think he raced on the same team as Jeff Gordon for some time. And that's. That's some superstar competition to be up against. And he just take a big bow. He's like the joker. He's like the. Like the bad wrestler playing the heel.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

His brother was the opposite. Kurt. But now his son, who's 11, Kyle's son, is. He's gonna be the next one. The bushes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, he's 11, Turley.

[Co-host Charlie]

No, I'm telling you, he's gonna be the next one. Watch. Mark it down.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's 11. Yeah. He's not 17. He hasn't shown his proudness yet.

[Co-host Charlie]

Oh, no, he. He's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's. He's 11.

[Co-host Charlie]

I know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm telling you, look at all the.

[Co-host Charlie]

What he's. How many CART races he's won.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, he's 11.

[Co-host Michael]

11 yet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So he died of some kind of heart attack.

[Co-host Michael]

They don't know. No one's saying.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, they gotta know.

[Co-host Michael]

They said the only thing they'll say is severe illness. His team, his people have said he was not feeling well, had a sinus issue, wanted that doctor to come to the trailer or the bus, whatever, and then they took him to the hospital and he died.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, yeah. The 911 call. He's talking about how he was. Felt like he was about to pass out. He was coughing up blood. It was something bad. Yeah. Yep, yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's terrible. If I died. There we go.

[Co-host Michael]

I knew this was coming. What I was going to say at the end of that, when he goes. You never know when it's going to be the last one. We do know when it's going to be the last show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, 27th, June. 27th of June. Go to jcwshow.com and click register. Join. Join the Wolfpack so that we can send out the blast email to where we're going next.

[Co-host Michael]

Jcwshow.com and then there's a little banner that says watch and listen. Locations, crew contact. The very last one is join and join. If you want to know where we're

[John Clay Wolfe]

going, join Easier than that, Rob. Just put on the bottom email John and it'll. And it'll register your email address into our deal. Okay, thank you. But. But for this guy, for this. When. When.

[Co-host Charlie]

Click join. You'll find out when. John,

[John Clay Wolfe]

this. Click join. To keep up with my.

[Co-host Michael]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, but like, if. If I died one here in this morning, okay. And y' all knew what happened, okay. What would you say? Are you not supposed to say how I died?

[Co-host Michael]

Normally you come right out and say it if you know it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I'd be dead, so I couldn't do it. You'd have to handle it, right?

[Co-host Michael]

We'd handle it. Of course we would say if it's something. If it was something, you know, like motorcycle accident, auto fixation. I don't know. We probably would keep that to ourselves now. Yeah, we keep that to ourselves.

[Co-host Eric]

Auto erotic asphyxiation.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, why would you bring that up to Sammy, who. Who's the famous rock star.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Carradine did that. And maybe the guy from Soundgarden. Soundgarden, Maybe.

[Co-host Eric]

Possibly.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Maybe.

[Co-host Michael]

But still, why would you. Why would the people that love you ever tell the world that you wouldn't. He died of a heart issue.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

All you say.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, no. Let me get one thing real straight. I'm cutting up a little bit about something, dude. I'm a little heartbroken over this bush thing.

[Co-host Eric]

Are you?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I mean, he's too, you know, he's too young. He's. He is too 41. Of course. 41 and that great of a racer. But back to me being dead.

[Co-host Michael]

Right. But back to me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So why would you not tell people how they pass if it's medical thing? Why would.

[Co-host Michael]

Why, why? What does the world need to know if it's embarrassing?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I don't think it's embarrassing.

[Co-host Michael]

Do you think it's auto asphyxiation?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, no. That's embarrassing. That's. Okay. That' very embarrassing.

[Co-host Michael]

Thank you. Then we don't tell the world that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But like with him. With him, he died of a heart attack. He died of a brain.

[Co-host Michael]

Yet there's. Sometimes they got to get toxicology reports.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think I would want you all to make up a reason.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay, we'll make one up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So that.

[Co-host Michael]

What would you prefer?

[John Clay Wolfe]

So people don't start talking about suicide or auto asphyxiation.

[Co-host Michael]

Right.

[Co-host Charlie]

So we just come up with an elaborate, elaborate story is what you want.

[Co-host Eric]

Because I can do that, man. I mean, I will. I will do that for you if that's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let's get it down right now. Here we go. Here we go.

[Co-host Charlie]

I think it's got some type of crazy motorcycle raptor.

[Co-host Michael]

Bob seems to be the only one that knows what happened to John last Wednesday. Bob, can you tell us now? Because we've all been waiting and the doctors won't tell us anything. But we figured you did know. You found out. Can you tell us?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He found the body.

[Co-host Michael]

He found the body. You literally found the body. What happened?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He found the ladder kicked out from under my heels.

[Co-host Michael]

Dead. Be quiet. Bubble happened.

[Co-host Eric]

Well, as you know. You know, he suddenly, you know, wasn't. Wasn't here that morning.

[Co-host Michael]

I know. Just didn't show up.

[Co-host Eric]

We all were. And John's like clockwork.

[Co-host Michael]

Yep.

[Co-host Eric]

You know, within a 12 minute window. Every week after week, Right. He's here more and he wasn't. And I went out to look for him. I looked over in the. Near the donkey pen and there he. There he was.

[Co-host Michael]

Right about the donkeys.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

With his. His enduro, his guys.

[Caller/Guest]

Dirt pocket.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, was it a motorcycle?

[Co-host Eric]

He's laying on his back, the dirt back. It almost was like a. Like a Greek statue.

[Co-host Michael]

Makes sense. I can see it.

[Co-host Eric]

He's an attractive man anyway.

[Co-host Michael]

Of course.

[Co-host Eric]

But if you lay him on his back. Dead.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

With the wheels of the motorcycle sticking up. It's like. It's almost like that. That statue of David.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

The statue of Jesus in Brazil. It almost makes a sound like.

[Co-host Michael]

Did we get to the point?

[Co-host Eric]

Well, and I. And so, you know, now, you know, in the. In the postmortem, I.

[Co-host Michael]

What happened.

[Co-host Eric]

And I know I shouldn't have done it because it's a very sensitive time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Co-host Eric]

But it. It seemed okay. And I think maybe there's still a little shock. So I. Oh, sure. I asked Jeanette if she knew anything.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

And she said, bon, mon, You have a. Too much egg for breakfast.

[Co-host Michael]

Too much eggs.

[Co-host Eric]

Too much egg for breakfast. He love the Saturday morning.

[Co-host Michael]

Yes.

[Co-host Eric]

The Benedicto. The egg Benedicto with the mustard.

[Co-host Michael]

Mustard.

[Co-host Eric]

And the side of Adderall.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Adderall.

[Co-host Eric]

And I think it was the eggs and the Adderall that got him. That's what she said. I said, yeah. Diet, diets, diets, everything. And John was very, you know, particular about his diet, not to mention peculiar about his diet. And so. Yeah, eggs.

[Co-host Michael]

I'm sad.

[Co-host Eric]

And motocross.

[Co-host Michael]

Eggs and motocross. And the drugs.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay. Well, we're gonna miss him forever.

[Co-host Charlie]

We're gonna have to work on the story.

[Co-host Eric]

May he bless. May he bless y'.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All Killed me with eggs, Motocross and Adderall.

[Co-host Michael]

Adderall. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I didn't even take Adderall.

[Co-host Michael]

But you were very focused.

[Co-host Eric]

You should dude.

[Co-host Charlie]

On eating eggs.

[Co-host Michael]

On the eggs and the motocross.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. We do need to work on that obituary. It's not very good.

[Co-host Eric]

If anybody needs some animals.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought I was going to be like humped by a donkey to death or something. I thought it was going to be good.

[Co-host Michael]

Damn.

[Co-host Eric]

Well, I didn't want to go weird on. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Rest in peace, Kurt Bush. We are all kind of in shock too, Kyle, actually. Kyle. Yeah. Okay.

[Co-host Eric]

It's funny though, that curtain. Kyle got all the reps in racing though, because the oldest brother never did Stymie Bush never did.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, speaking of donkeys. Speech impediment, Terrence. What's the deal with donkeys?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, right here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Speech impediment, Terrence. What's the deal with donkeys?

[Caller/Guest]

I tell you. Well, first look at panic on the UFO bridge. The sea line.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, also there's a new Jenny Randall. Scrolling. You know, are you in a.

[John Clay Wolfe]

In a. In a middle school gymnasium?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no, I'm in this spring parish.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, I got to put you on hold for a second. I got to go to break. Hold on, dude. I don't know.

[Co-host Michael]

Don't even ask.

[John Clay Wolfe]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

Ken in Houston, real quick, what's your message?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, hey, good morning, John. Well, I was gonna put my tinfoil hat on for Baba, let him know that it was the jab that got Kyle Busch.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, Covid shot. You know what? That's probably not far from the truth, as unfortunate as it sounds. Sean and Denver, what you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, John, I got a 26 LC 500 BE spoke convertible.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

1100.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's caviar with caramel interior and top.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Can you talk to me in English?

[Caller/Guest]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What is caviar? Black.

[Caller/Guest]

Black and metallic and like a brown tan interior.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, Black and brown. Doo doo colored. I'm, I'm devaluing your. I'm devaluing your car so that I can buy it cheaper is what I'm attempting to do in your adding value with your caviar comments.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm just going on with their shoot. They're, they're fancy hoity toity color.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many 1100 miles. What sticker on that car? MSRP 120, 26 LC 500 Lexus. Which is a new body style in 26, isn't it? Yeah, it's good.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's the same body style, but it's got the updated computer, you know, electronic screen, I guess.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think it's worth. They're worth a lot. I'm not. I think it's worth 110 grand. 105. 110. 110 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. No way to get 115.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, go to the Lexus store and buy a new one for 120.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, they're. They're marking them all up 20, 30 grand.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, unless you order one then, then you get one on the ground direct. Because I had one the other day.

[Caller/Guest]

Stopped ordering.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I've got one. I got one.

[Caller/Guest]

I think in August they're quitting making them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I got one two weeks ago and we sold it with zero miles for 113. And it was. Oh, it was peanut butter. Peanut butter and banana.

[Co-host Charlie]

I think that's the technical term.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, yeah, that's what it was. It was brown with yellow guts, peanut butter. It was roasted peanut butter with. With purple jelly interior. And it was signed by a gay.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh boy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Rapper. Is your signed by a gay rapper?

[Caller/Guest]

Unfortunately not, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, can you rap or you can sign it?

[Caller/Guest]

I can barely talk.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think it's 110 grand rig. Go to givemethevet.com and I don't know. I did not have a gay rapper. Lexus LC 500. But I will give 110,000 for yours. Be right back. 800-800-723-4. And if you've got a Lexus LC 500 signed by a gay rapper in what color was it? Toasted roasted peanut butter. Peanut butter with banana interior. I'm the best buyer in town. On it. They give me the vin.com bear back. This.

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[Caller/Guest]

I got a dog recently.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I went down to the pound. I got one of those free dogs. Yeah, that's how I say it. I don't say I rescued a dog. I hate when people say that. She's a rescue. Yeah, I rescued her. Really? Did you pull her out of a burning building, or did you just go down to the pound and get a free dog? Isn't that what you did? Dude, did you ever go down to the pound? They're just giving them away. They don't even do a background check. You want an egg? Get out of here. Who's next? You want a poodle? Come on, you got a perm.

[Caller/Guest]

It'll be hilarious.

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Yeah, convertible.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. 1800 miles. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Red with white stripes on it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How do I know y' all didn't roll the miles back with that accent in Arkansas,

[Caller/Guest]

man? The car came from California. This guy's got a couple cars he's not. No show off. It barely got a drone, man. It lives in a heated and cooled garage.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did he buy it new?

[Caller/Guest]

His friend did in California.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That friend might have cut the miles, too. Yeah, I know truck. I mean, that truck driver could have pulled over at the rest stop and cut the miles on that son of a. Like, while he was getting a beer. I'll get 50 grand for it.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, well, that's not close, but, I mean, I appreciate it. I just want to hear an offer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why are you calling? Why are we talking about some guy in the third person? I deal with the deal. I deal with the owners.

[Caller/Guest]

He's my mentor. And he don't have Facebook and all that good stuff to see you on TV or Facebook doing live stuff.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And what's he paying you to get it sold for,

[Caller/Guest]

Man, I worked on all his cars, man. He's my mentor, man. He got me Back in the Bible, in church. And I'm just trying to help him out, you know?

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, all right, all right, all right. He's up. Golly. Made me feel guilty.

[Caller/Guest]

And he's. He's got some more cars, but, you know, I just wanted to see where the Viper said. I mean, he's. You ready for a story? There's a T bird, a 2003 with 2,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Man, keep that some. Yeah, I know, I know, I know.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm a Chevy guy, but. Yeah, I get it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You ready for a story. I don't care about that T Bird, but I might give 55 for that Viper.

[Caller/Guest]

We're going up. But no, I appreciate it, though.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Thank you.

[Co-host Charlie]

What's a mentor?

[Co-host Michael]

What's a mentor?

[Co-host Charlie]

Like that. Like what? He's talking about something that you looked up up to? No, no, it sounds like he's just a guy that's working for him.

[Caller/Guest]

Right?

[Co-host Charlie]

Isn't that what he's saying?

[John Clay Wolfe]

But he might have gotten out of the. Out of the crapper and this guy brought him back up from jail or something like that.

[Co-host Charlie]

Okay.

[Co-host Eric]

An employer can be a mentor. A mentor is like a life coach.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sure. Somebody that shows JD is my mentor.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, my God, you're in trouble. You are so much in trouble.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Pre K needs a mentor.

[Co-host Michael]

Why?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's Pre K. Electric Blue. Oh, he took my porno thing.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, he's got his new album dropped in there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, good. That was from the 80s. Pre K. Pre K. Elect. So your new album is called Electric Blue. And with that, did you look it up online? Because that was a porn thing in the 80s. Like a real one with some. I don't know if it was like. It was somewhere in Europe. Yeah, I think that's why uk.

[Co-host Michael]

But they broadcast it over UHF TV channels. Scrambled. And you had to buy the scrambler.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sure. And it was a. To watch that scramble was because you get.

[Co-host Michael]

Every once in a while you can make something out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's right.

[Co-host Michael]

But for the most part, it was Scrambled.

[Co-host Charlie]

That's funny you say it's a too, because his first song is Please Off Electric Blue. That's amazing. Yeah. Holla bag.

[Co-host Michael]

Let's hear it.

[Co-host Charlie]

Look, you know, Elect. Electric Blue was all about sex and cars and dreams. That's what the new album's all about.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think you need to do Bobbo as Michael McDonald as A. Do a loop of. They do little samples like that.

[Co-host Charlie]

Hey, baby, Michael's on your track, man. That's awesome.

[Co-host Eric]

Almost Fits, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I can't forget. What's the next line? Not in love anymore it started over Tur. Let's get this. Let's remix this old electric blue thing right now.

[Co-host Michael]

I can't forget not in love anymore

[Co-host Eric]

can't forget Things will never be same again.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, it goes right into it. I mean, Vanilla Ice did it with Queen. Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

Damn. You know, Drake or Jay Z or anybody. I want Michael McDonald.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah, boy, it works.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank y'. All. Send me. Send me my royalties later. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 as we played it.

[Co-host Michael]

Where can they get the album?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Pre K. Sorry, what's that? Where can they get it?

[Co-host Michael]

Where can they get it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, well, you just got to go

[Co-host Charlie]

to www.smashsquadworld.com Smash Squad World for Pre

[John Clay Wolfe]

K's new album, Electric Blue. Oh, yeah. All right.

[Co-host Charlie]

Good looking out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good looking out. Bob, did you. I bet that old Ford truck downstairs caught your eye. The blue one? Yes. It's pretty cute. If that ain't a grandpa rig. I don't know. It is.

[Co-host Eric]

It's straight, man. I, you know, I'm kind of like you. I've probably seen about 150 of those in my real life. Like.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, friend of mine bought that. First Daughter.

[Co-host Michael]

It's cool. I saw it. Yeah, dude. Wow. How old is she? High school.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, you wouldn't date her.

[Co-host Michael]

No, I'm just like, why did kids get really, really cool stuff? I got a Plymouth Fury 3 in high school.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's. She's just graduated high school.

[Co-host Michael]

Look at my life. Graduating high school gets a very cool truck. Dude, that's awesome.

[Co-host Charlie]

Y Mom okay with the vehicle?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah. They were at her last weekend.

[Co-host Charlie]

Okay.

[Co-host Michael]

Why wouldn't mom be okay?

[Co-host Charlie]

Cuz it doesn't have airbags and. Oh, I'm just going through experience here when. Okay, when a vehicle's brought in that's older and then all of a sudden mom's like, hey, so there's no airbags and. Oh, does it not have, you know, power locks, this and that? Oh, yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

Hey, mom, we all lived through the 60s without airbag.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hang on. Okay. My friends on bring a trailer all the time. He's a pretty good buddy of mine, known a long time. And whenever this place I go about once every two weeks and have beers, he's there and. And he's wearing me out about the thing. And I'm like, I'm not going to get you a car. I'm not going to get you a car because you're pain in the ass right now. It's not that he's a pain. Everybody's a pain. Yeah, sure. My God, I don't do that. But I know you got him. I know you got him. Like, I just buy it there. This goes on for six months. And then that son of a showed up, and I sent him a picture of it. And so there's been a lot of conversation about this. And then he's going to come out here, and I'm like, oh, God, here we go. And can you send me pictures? Can you do this? Can you do that? I'm like, I don't want to do this. But then I started listening to the story about the kid. I started like, I want her to have it, and I'm trying to make it perfect for her. I got involved, right? And here's Turley. Here's Turley. I guarantee he's listening right now. I hope she's not scaring everybody off about the damn airbags.

[Co-host Michael]

I know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So all this time I've invested in building this little kid, this truck, Turley's

[Co-host Michael]

gonna queer it in one word, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Airbag.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So, Turley, if it's weird, if it's weird, you must have some. There must be some repercussion.

[Co-host Charlie]

I mean, you know, I'm just experienced.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Everything you're saying is right. But this is why I didn't want to get involved. And now right now he's gonna call me and say, hey, we were in the car listening to your show. We didn't think about the airbags. And your guy brought up that there's no airbags, ABS brakes. Now we. Michael, now we can't buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I've got, like, four hours invested in this thing myself, and I'm gonna plant this thing in your front yard.

[Co-host Eric]

That all steel body, though, is gonna cruise right through. Generally any collision with another vehicle that's out there today.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There you go, bum.

[Co-host Eric]

There's your safety right there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Lessons you learned from living life.

[Co-host Eric]

No danger. Airbags are poison.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I learned that living in the van down by the river. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. You can watch us. Hey, remember, our Last show is June 27th on terrestrial radio. Go to our YouTube channel, John Clay Wolf, and subscribe to Keep up and go to John Clay Wolf show and click Join the Wolf Pack. So we can get your email address. So when we email out a blast to let everybody know what our next move is, because there is a next move. We let you. We can let you know where we're gonna be where you can find us. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hit him up.

[Show Announcer]

800, 800 radio. And check out the podcast at J bcwshow.com or john claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Pre K. Are you there? My white black. My white black friend with bad cornrows and a do rag. So next week. Watch his face, Turley.

[Co-host Eric]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We were invited, Rollins and I, to come to Rick Ross's house.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Next Saturday.

[Co-host Charlie]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm not kidding. He's having a car show. Car bike show next Saturday. He wants to us to bring the F6 Ferrari balling. I don't mean I do a radio show on Saturdays. And so if we did do it, it starts at 9am, goes to 6. If we did do it, it's in Fayetteville, Georgia. We'd have to. You'd have to go with us.

[Co-host Charlie]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But I'm not going. I'll go for you, man. Dude. I mean, I don't know. We might. It's just a lot of moving parts. We got to drag that damn Ferrari all the way out there, kind of get everybody out there. We'll be the only white people there.

[Co-host Charlie]

Of course, you might be the only white people that look like y', all,

[John Clay Wolfe]

but

[Co-host Charlie]

there's gonna be a few more.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How do you. How do we look? Like y' all got a F6 Ferrari

[Co-host Charlie]

that, you know, all treaded out and stuff.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, y'. All.

[Co-host Charlie]

Y' all got something unique going on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Y' all go see somebody. Tell me how you really feel.

[Co-host Eric]

Don't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don't butter it up. Just tell me what kind of white person I am. What? How do I look? Okay. Y' all a bunch of square bears, man. Is that what you want to say? But I don't want to say anything. I want you to tell them. I want to know how I look to you through your mirrored shades.

[Co-host Charlie]

You look like you enjoy hunting.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I really don't hunt much. No.

[Co-host Charlie]

Maybe a little bit.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, there's not a real hunter. I mean, a little bit. So I look like I enjoy, but so white. That square bear.

[Co-host Charlie]

You look like you enjoy a good steak.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I had a good steak last night at the. At the Roadhouse. There we go. It was really nice. There we go. And a cold beer.

[Co-host Charlie]

I think there's going to be more of the business types at that Rick Ross event than you would think. I bet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What does he do?

[Co-host Charlie]

What does he do?

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is that him singing or a producer?

[Co-host Charlie]

That's him.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm on a boat.

[Co-host Charlie]

This song is a banger. Yeah, he said he's a big time, you know, drug dealers, supposedly. So you probably see a lot of donks.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, that's a good idea. Get on the radio and say he's a drug dealer because. But, you know, when we go over

[John Clay Wolfe]

there, I'm like, hey, dude, are you the drug dealer?

[Co-host Michael]

How many rappers don't do anything else to other rappers?

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many people will be at the fifth annual Rick Ross car and Bike show?

[Co-host Charlie]

You said how many?

[John Clay Wolfe]

What will there be? Yeah, like, like, like what percentage of white to black?

[Co-host Charlie]

Oh,

[John Clay Wolfe]

maybe that's Juneteenth. Isn't it good?

[Co-host Charlie]

You know, 10:15.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, June 13th is not Juneteenth.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, it's June 13th. That's the day the, the show's on. You think 10?

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, maybe 10, 15.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do I need to, like. Will you help me get dressed if we go? Oh, yeah, I got you. We gonna get you some. Okay.

[Co-host Charlie]

Air Force ones.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Co-host Charlie]

Oh, yeah, I think we. We should put you in a durag. Oh, I want to see the fit

[Co-host Michael]

you're gonna put on mine before anybody calls us stupid. It's June 19th is teenage.

[Co-host Charlie]

What's the fit you're gonna put them in? Let me see. What do you got? You got something in mind? Look, let's just say I hope you like fubu.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you think it would be funny? Like, do you think he would think it's. Do you think it would be fun? So we got that, that trailer we have is a two car trailer. I could bring that Ferrari F6. And then the General Lee. Would that be like, would they get a kick out of that or would that not be cool? Like, would they get the joke? You know, it.

[Caller/Guest]

It's still. It's still a southern thing.

[Show Announcer]

So I think that they'll.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think it fly just fine. I think I can call him first and ask him if it's okay if he wants me to bring it. But I'm. Do you know him?

[Co-host Charlie]

Rick Ross?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Yeah, that's my boy.

[Co-host Charlie]

Okay, I'll call him.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You could pimp your new Electric Blue album while you're there. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'll bring in like, hey, you mean bringing General Lee? It'd be like, huh? He'd either say yes or no. They might revoke our invitation.

[Co-host Charlie]

I mean, he might think that's some balls right there.

[Co-host Eric]

Right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I wonder if we could bring the lifted limo. I don't think we Got. We might have room for both. That. That F6 is pretty long, though. That'd be cool. There it is.

[Co-host Charlie]

The lifted limo would be the hit there.

[Co-host Michael]

How would you get the lip?

[John Clay Wolfe]

You said I look like I'm a redneck hunter, so I'm just trying to fit the. You know. You're painting me.

[Co-host Eric]

You've heard John's feelings. Precast.

[Co-host Michael]

The photo was a lifted limo. A lifted limo next to a private jet. I think you're perfect.

[Co-host Eric]

That's quite a contrast.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That is kind of rappy.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, very rappy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What do you call, like country rap? Is there a term?

[Co-host Charlie]

Hick hop.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So we could put a sticker on the site, said hick hop. Yeah, I think this would make a good video. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Ken, are you the guy that called in yet last week on the payout on your. On your total drug that had 450,000 miles?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, and I got $7,300 for it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You did better on your insurance claim than I did. What was your pay? That's great. What are you gonna do with all that money?

[Caller/Guest]

I had a 20. I didn't bought a new car. So I got to put down pushing my paper on it a little bit.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Everybody 2100 on one in the Northeast and in California. What he said is he's just bought it. I done bought a new car. Translate to I purchased a new automobile. We've got to start translating a little more for our Southern listeners. I done bought a new car means

[Co-host Michael]

I have purchased a new vehicle.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you, Ken. Yeah, and. And. And Ken's got a little jingle jangle in his pocket now.

[Co-host Michael]

Means Ken has some money now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Congratulations, Ken. We were all rooting for you all week. The gone Ken, he's going to spend his money. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hey, the video is. We've got it. The F6 release videos coming out today.

[Co-host Michael]

Today?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Gas Monkeys is coming out at 11, and then ours is coming out at noon. And it's good. Theirs is real geeky. On. For motorheads.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

On details. And ours is more my style, storytelling.

[Co-host Michael]

And the one you had last week was so good. I was going to call you and tell you when I was watching. I couldn't turn it off really. And it's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well.

[Co-host Eric]

But yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You talk about the video of the John Clay Wolf show.

[Co-host Michael]

The John Clay Wolf show. Last one. The one that came out last noon.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The little old man up in Ohio.

[Co-host Michael]

Right. You didn't Buy any cars from. But you told his story, and his story is so touching. You literally, you did. I think you crossed the line. You really told the story well.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it was like the radio. People keep telling me you keep crossing the line. No, no, no.

[Co-host Michael]

This is in a great way. Kim and I both watched it. We couldn't. We're like, wow, that's a. That's a gear I didn't think you had.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah, it's quite engaging, John.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, thanks. I was channeling my inner Oprah. Obviously it's working because I got invited to Rick Ross's house.

[Caller/Guest]

There you go.

[Co-host Charlie]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And Pre K is talking to me more than he ever has ever.

[Co-host Michael]

It wasn't Oprah. It was just two guys talking about life. And it was really good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I got in there and I realized, hey, I'm not going to get in these cars bought. And then, then when he started, like, in the. In the car ride from the airport to his place, he was pretty cold. And then he started warming up, I

[Co-host Michael]

was like, okay, he was trying to figure you out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. And then I started figuring him out. I'm like, I've come this far, right? Let's might as well make a good video and. And help this fella and tell this story, because I think a lot of people could relate to it in different categories.

[Co-host Michael]

Absolutely. Here's a guy who's got everything, all the money in the world, all the things he's gathered.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's just a working dude.

[Co-host Michael]

Worked all his life. And now he's at that point where he's going, now what? What do I do with all this classroom.

[Co-host Eric]

I peeled him like an onion.

[Co-host Michael]

Boy, you really did.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, did I?

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

Really, really good video.

[Co-host Eric]

Good in a good way.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I hear you. I really did, you know. Well, how much time. You know, it just looks like this guy's gonna wind up blowing his head off. And that, that, that. That's what I felt like. And my dad got lost like that, and that's why I picked up on it.

[Co-host Michael]

So many men do. They get lost. They work on something their whole lives, right? And they think this is the goal. And they finally get to the goal, and it's not there.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[Co-host Michael]

It's not what you thought it was going to be. And now you're just like, lost. You're right. Lost is the word.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Co-host Michael]

And so many men. I'd say almost 90%.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah. The advice at the end, and we're like, look, this is what you need to do, but leave. Don't be around when this happens, you gave a solution. Yeah, Yeah. I thought. I was like, okay, yeah, that's great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I was like, you need to have an absolute auction here. You need to leave, figure out your number. If it's $2 million or $3 million for everything, then cut that in half. If you can live with that and have an absolute auction. And you need to leave when they do it because you can't sit here and watch it.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, watch it. No, no, I agree, it was great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But there was a lot of stuff in there that didn't make the tape. A lot. You know, he's never been anywhere. Like, he's never been, never traveled. He said one clip that made the video, he's like, I haven't turned on the TV in four years.

[Co-host Michael]

I heard that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, there was a lot of stuff like that.

[Co-host Michael]

And he has this huge yard and he cuts it himself. You think, here's a guy who's got all the money literally in the world. King Solomon, he's. He's got it. And he mows the yard himself.

[Co-host Charlie]

Good looking grass.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it's perfect.

[Co-host Michael]

It's beautiful. I mean, it looks like a football field.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

And why does he do it himself?

[John Clay Wolfe]

But those projects, as we kept getting barn to barn to barn, it just kept getting deeper and deeper and crazier and crazier. Yeah. And I was like, oh, my Lord.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There ain't no finishing this. There's no way to finish this if

[Co-host Eric]

you're not anywhere near. You really need to go to YouTube and search John Clay Wolf and just find the video and check it out.

[Caller/Guest]

Out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

Nice. Really nice piece of work.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm glad you like stuff. That's. That's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna. Somebody needs to replace Oprah, huh?

[Co-host Charlie]

No.

[Co-host Eric]

Let me throw a little Arsenio.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And that's why I'm going to Rick Ross's next Saturday so I can figure out the energy. You got to put yourself in the moment. You gotta. If you want to learn to speak Russian, you need to go live with a Russian family. So I'm gonna go to Georgia next week and live with a Russian family so that I can be Oprah. We'll be right back.

[Co-host Eric]

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[Co-host Michael]

show right after this.

[Show Announcer]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up 800-800-RODIO. And check out the [e-mail] the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

America's least qualified life coaches are back on the air. Cars, comedy and casual catastrophe. Let's go. Good morning, everybody. Hi, Bob.

[Co-host Eric]

Good day.

[John Clay Wolfe]

JD Is still getting coffee. Coffee filters are off. HR already quit. Last week I mentioned my daughter is graduating from SMU and Eric Dickerson was the keynote speaker or the commence. What do you call that?

[Co-host Charlie]

Commencement speaker.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, yeah. And I said, I wonder if he's going to get up and tell the Trans Am story. Which I was like, what the hell is Eric Dickerson going to talk about, you know, taking money from. Right. In college, you know, when I was here, they paid me more than anybody else. And, and, but. But there was this Trans Am that he got from Texas A M as payola.

[Co-host Eric]

Right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

And when he went and took SMU as his school, they called and said, we need our Trans Am back. And he said, who are you going to tell?

[Co-host Michael]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I. And I was just kidding that he would tell that story at the commencement speech.

[Co-host Eric]

I got a little roundup about this for folks who are unfamiliar, maybe different parts of the country. Eric Dickerson has never quite owned up to the fact that he got a gold Trans Am. They called it the Trans Am. Right. During his senior year in high school when he committed to go to A and M. But he changed his mind, went to MU instead. So he was talking to Eli Manning on some old ESPN feature that I saw some time ago. This is cut number three.

[Co-host Charlie]

The story goes something like this.

[Co-host Eric]

In 1979, Dickerson was the number one

[John Clay Wolfe]

running back recruit in the country.

[Co-host Charlie]

Shortly after verbally committing to Texas A and M, he was spotted driving a

[John Clay Wolfe]

shiny new gold Trans Am.

[Co-host Charlie]

After Eric changed his mind and enrolled at smu.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Instead, the Trans Am was set upon by vengeful Aggie alumni never to be seen again. Let's set the record straight, okay? What is the true story behind the gold Trans Am? Okay, I've never told anyone.

[Co-host Eric]

Seriously.

[Caller/Guest]

All right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is on espn and no one watches.

[Caller/Guest]

No one watches it, okay? No one watches.

[Co-host Eric]

So my grandmother bought it, just like

[Caller/Guest]

I said, my grandmother bought the Trans Am. That was it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, ncaa, they investigated me for months.

[Co-host Michael]

They couldn't disprove it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She had the money for it. So do you have the cut from the commencement?

[Co-host Eric]

So that's. That's some time ago and he still hadn't owned up at that time. This is this past Saturday. This slipped out while he was thanking a few friends from the area during the beginning of his commencement speech at smu.

[Caller/Guest]

I also want to thank some other people. I want to thank Carl and Peggy

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sewell there for their undying support of smu.

[Caller/Guest]

I didn't get my first car from the Sewells. I got my car from Annie.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm the Trans Annie.

[Caller/Guest]

And the people know if you know

[Co-host Eric]

about it

[Co-host Charlie]

now, wait, listen. At the end, that yell of woo. I think that voice sounds familiar. Listen.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I also want to thank some other people.

[Caller/Guest]

I want to thank Carlin and Peggy

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sewell for their undying support for smu.

[Caller/Guest]

I didn't get my first car from the Sewells. I got my car from A and

[John Clay Wolfe]

M. The Trans Am.

[Caller/Guest]

The people know if you know about

[Co-host Charlie]

it, that is you, John, is that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was so excited that I was right. Right.

[Co-host Eric]

First time. I think that he's really owned up to it in a big public way.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I didn't realize. I forgot what his career was like as a running back. It was. I looked it up because I got to arguing with my son about ladanian Tomlinson versus Dickerson.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And my son was saying that. Lt was more decorated, celebrated than Dickerson. Dickerson has the most rushing yards for any back of all time.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Like in one game, Single season. Yeah, in single season. Yeah. Like 2200 yards or something.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah. It's phenomenal.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's.

[Co-host Eric]

He was. I mean, was. He was a true phenom in the game. Right. One of the great. I mean, he's an O.J.

[John Clay Wolfe]

territory. He talked about O.J.

[Co-host Charlie]

really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He was with him. He was with him the night he killed all those people.

[Co-host Michael]

No, he wasn't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No. I think he did talk about O.J. i think he. I think he was talking about when he went to usc, when he was getting recruited. He got up there and talked for 30 minutes, but he. It was just all football. And really, what my takeaway from that was for them to put him there in front of. In the stadium, and he's the keynote speaker. And the message was football. I mean, it wasn't like touching football. The whole thing was football. I was like, they're serious about being a football team.

[Co-host Eric]

I think they're back.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah. That's in. To have sponsors mentioned in there, too.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

To drop the stools in.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And their big name is up across the board. Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

And I'm sure there was recruits around watching oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, for sure.

[Co-host Eric]

It's got to be gratifying, though, for you personally to see that happen.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It is.

[Co-host Eric]

After the death sentence and all those years and all the talk and waiting and waiting and waiting.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We just sucked for so long. Yeah. I mean, it's just like getting beat down so bad. I remember when we got beat by Houston, like, 100 to 0.

[Co-host Charlie]

Andre, where that shit, that game.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was the third year back from the death penalty, and we were just getting pummeled, and. And then it just wouldn't stop. You know, it went on for 30 years. They did have some moments where they came back for a minute, but two years ago, we went to playoffs. We beat Miami this year. Did Miami win the playoff this year? No.

[Co-host Charlie]

No, they were lost in the final.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's right. In the final. So, you know, SMU is real. The Hunts have a lot to do with this in the Kansas City Chiefs because they can recruit as like, hey, we're a farm league for the. For the Chiefs.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And they are. And they're serious about.

[Co-host Eric]

And they're doing it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Anyway, good stuff. When's football start? In three months.

[Co-host Charlie]

Well, yeah, coming up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's.

[Co-host Charlie]

It's soon. It's a camp start in July. Into July, right? Yeah, yeah, it's around the corner. Oh, Aaron Rodgers. See, he's coming back. So.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, let's make fun of somebody with their cars, too. How you gonna do that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Mike in New Braunsville, you there? No, he heard me say that. Hey. O3 Hummer H2 with 20. H1 or H2.

[Caller/Guest]

H2.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so it's the one that you could have bought at Sewell. So.03 Hummer H2. Okay. And it's got 20. 20,000 miles on it. And you want 62,500 for it?

[Caller/Guest]

Would like. Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, I'll take it.

[Caller/Guest]

Perfect. No, already loaded. I lied.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm lying. There's no way, dude, that car can bring 60 grand. What are you thinking? Why are you doing that?

[Caller/Guest]

That's why we're on the. That's why we're on the phone. Okay, I. I respect your opinion.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And I wanted you to have it before the guys in New Braunfels got it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What will they get for it?

[Caller/Guest]

I haven't taken it there yet. They just said they'll take it. Bring it over.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I want. Well, that's. That's a good old car dealer, like, come on down, see us. We'll treat you like family. Anytime they start talking about family, you need to lace your Shoes up.

[Caller/Guest]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cover your bunghole. Yeah, I. It's probably a 25 grand rig. Wow. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They made a lot of them. All right. I respect you for respecting that, and we'll respect each other and go. Go shop around and. And I'll buy it for the right money. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

Since it was brand new. One owner. Brand new tires? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Perfect in every way. Yellow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You don't sound like a yellow kind of guy on the phone to me. Were you dating a stripper back then or something?

[Caller/Guest]

It was Mama's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. There you go. No, it was Mama's. Yeah. Is she still around?

[Caller/Guest]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is she still. Huh? Was she pretty?

[Caller/Guest]

She just doesn't drive it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Was she pretty? Shiny. Was. That was 25 years ago. How's Mama now

[Caller/Guest]

62?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, she was pretty shiny. 20, 30 years ago. Yellow Hummer. Did she ever leave you for a little bit?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ah, come on now. You can tell me. I'm your friend. Because whenever they get a Jeep Wrangler or a Camaro or a convertible at that age, you know, if they're painting the house, it's fixed to be for sale. Did she get a boob job back then?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I agreed with you, though, Mike. She doesn't have a boob job. I don't think it's legal to drive a yellow Hummer and not have a boob job. I don't think they'll issue your registration or plates.

[Co-host Eric]

Well, I love to see my mama in that yellow Hummer tube, driving around new brown foals, flashing people with their boobs.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, Mike. Thanks for calling.

[Co-host Charlie]

I think you're right, though. Yeah. Something happened there because that's. That's kind of in the same vein. The Wrangler, the Jeep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, that kind of thing.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yellow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

It's got the chromes on it.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah, she got heavies, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He. No, he was.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He wanted to say she had the boo job before she got the Hummer.

[Caller/Guest]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Weeks before, in, like, if a guy has a car with a LS Swap, like a Corvette engine, Mama's got a boob job. I mean, why wouldn't you put a boob job on your old lady? If you put a boob job on your car, it just kind of goes hand in hand. I think the doctor's office, like the cosmetic surgeons and the wheel places, need to be in the same shopping center, give coupons out. Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

Dropping Mama off here, and we're gonna

[John Clay Wolfe]

go finance your wheels and hers and One monthly payment.

[Co-host Michael]

One stop shop.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, speaking of the lightning round the dial, a deal is coming up next. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio calling right now. Good morning, Pennsylvania. How the hell are you? Hey, Florida. You know, I was looking at our Florida. James pointed out our Florida stuff. How long have we been on in Florida? Oh, man, five years, Four years. Five years.

[Co-host Charlie]

It feels like five years.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, it feels like longer. But our. Our audience in Florida, we need to do a lot. I don't have much time left. We need to do a lot of things.

[Co-host Charlie]

But we maybe six do something in Florida. That'd be great.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

Me and JD Are all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm on board. You like Florida.

[Co-host Michael]

I should probably go scout this out for you.

[Co-host Eric]

Does he like Florida?

[Co-host Charlie]

J.D. i'll help you. Siesta Keys is a great area to scout out.

[Co-host Eric]

I think so.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We are negotiating with two radio networks right now on a different deal, so we might not. The. The show's ending June 27th as we know it. This I can tell you. You for sure, there may be a announcement that day. There may not be. It just depends on how the it. It depends on if they get wet my whistle enough to make a stay. We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be back. I'm worth a lot more.

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[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm worth more.

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[Co-host Eric]

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[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, Lightning round dollar deal. Here we go. Brought to you by America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com 2017 Jaguar F type. Jared and Pa, are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I am. Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. 36,000 miles. So there's a bunch of options on this car. There's a premium. So There are, there is. Let's start this way. Is it a coupe or convertible?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a. Yeah, it's a convertible. Coupe. Yep. Supercharged V6.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so it's a six. So there's a premium. There's a s, there's a coupe. S. British design. I mean a convertible. S. British design.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's an F type. Yeah, F type premium convertible, supercharged. I don't know if that helps at all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm just trying to look this up the right way. How many miles are on it?

[Caller/Guest]

As of now, 36. 188.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, 18 grand.

[Co-host Charlie]

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[Caller/Guest]

18

[John Clay Wolfe]

if it's.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that's about to go on. Right. For my trade into. I'm. I'm trying to. I'm trying to get rid of it. I, I have negative equity built into it too, so I'm just trying to see what my options were. I owe about 25 on it, so it sounds like I might be stuck with it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you have to. Do you have 7,000 in the bank to write a check to get out from under it?

[Caller/Guest]

I have 1200 to my name. That's why I'm trying to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Damn. Are you employed?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, some Sunday, some days of the bug and some days of the windshield, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right. Are you, Are you employed right now?

[Caller/Guest]

Could you repeat that? Sorry.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are you employed right now?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah. I just got started a new job about a month ago and before that I've been looking for my next career opportunity in marketing and all that, but haven't gotten it. Haven't gotten anywhere with it so far.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But what do you do?

[Caller/Guest]

Optimistic. That's what makes it fun. I'm a dollar General store manager.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's that? What do they pay those managers

[Caller/Guest]

right now? I got, I got 55 on, on the table from them and then there's bonuses and stuff you can get.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Mm. You know, that didn't all add up with driving a 17 Jaguar F type premium with 35,000 miles. How'd that happen?

[Caller/Guest]

I know I have a master's degree, bachelor's degree. So I have, I went to College to get into marketing. So I've been, I've interned for the Steelers. I have, I've been a marketing manager for McDonald's corporate and even the number one pest control company in the world. So I was making good money. It was a reward to myself to never have to move to PA Again. As I'm calling you from pa, I lost my job due to downsizing and tariffs, unfortunately. So I've been looking for my next opportunity since.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Wait, what was that? The pest control company. That. Which job was the tariffs job?

[Caller/Guest]

Downsizing, yeah, that I lost. It was Renakill, Terminex. The Terminix pest control company.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But how did tariffs affect pest control?

[Caller/Guest]

I didn't, I didn't get into the details. I didn't look into it. It was probably more of the shareholders demanding more. But, but part of the citations that I saw was the uncertainties of tariffs. They didn't get into specifics. So know how corporate is.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bugs. I mean, ants and rats don't. You know, they don't know about the terrorists. So right now you're in MO. McDonald's have you back. Did you quit McDonald's to go to Terminix?

[Caller/Guest]

No, McDonald's. They actually downsize their corporate office too. I've had a little bit of a storm cloud over my head, unfortunately, but we're struck it onward.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Can you bartend?

[Caller/Guest]

I wouldn't be shy to. I, I've debated it. People told me I'm good at it. That's I would be good at it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We've got the, you've got the vibe like you can talk to people. But I would. You're not going to make enough money at Dollar General to scratch your ass. So you need to do something on the side. And I would get into bartending immediately so you can get some money so you can breathe.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm, I'm told, I'm told I have a voice for radio. Can I get on the air with you?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, But I think you, I, I, I think you should look into bartending for a minute so you can make some real money in while you're waiting on the next gig. Because you're going to sit there and bleed out worse. You're going to bleed out worse at Dollar General. I mean, the cost of living up there where you are. What, which city are you in? Pitt.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm in, I'm in the Pittsburgh area now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. The cost of living up there is more than it is here. And that's not gonna work anyway. That's good luck. Sorry for your Job problems. But the 17 Jaguar. You made some weird choices buying a 17 Jaguar F type. I mean that car could break down at any second. Like it. It might broke. It might have broken down. It might break down. While we're talk. Are you in it right now? If you go out to start, it probably won't start. They're very unreliable. Very unreliable. Be careful, bro. 8 Bro. I hate that word. Why do I. I'm sorry for saying that. I'm sorry for saying that, bro. Y' all beat the hell out of me during the break. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com.

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[John Clay Wolfe]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

What's going on, bro?

[Caller/Guest]

School was good. Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

Who's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who's that in the blue backpack right there? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who's that?

[Caller/Guest]

Who's that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's in my class. Yeah. Does he ever get picked up.

[Caller/Guest]

Is that his mom?

[Podbean Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does he ever get picked up by anybody else? Like any guys or anything? Do you never seen his dad before?

[Podbean Announcer]

I don't think he has a dad.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is that. Y' all should be friends. Are you friends with him? You should invite him over for a play date. He's not really my friend. How about I make some invitations, you give him an invitation to your birthday

[Caller/Guest]

party and then if his mom has

[John Clay Wolfe]

any questions, she can call me. That sound. That sound good?

[Co-host Michael]

I guess.

[Co-host Eric]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cool.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Let's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let's. Let's get to know them.

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[John Clay Wolfe]

sent you that clip to pull it doesn't work as well without the video because the guy. I don't know if you're listening that Charlie, but the guy's talking to his kid. But there's a good looking mom at school in the pickup line. And it reminded me of my father.

[Co-host Charlie]

Oh, is it.

[Show Announcer]

Did he use you?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Co-host Eric]

Oh,

[John Clay Wolfe]

that was exactly. I don't think you have Bobbo on. That was exactly a line that my dad would use single dance.

[Co-host Eric]

I've been there myself my son's entire high school career.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Were you like, hey, who's that? What's his mom? Is she married, you know.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you use your son to pick up women?

[Co-host Eric]

I attempted to, of course. Yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Has he ever accused you of it and understood what you were doing? Now that you're older?

[Co-host Eric]

I get some sideways glances sometimes I have this involuntary thing. I make noises like we're walking, you know, we're. We're say we're in the mall, we're walking. I'll. I'll say something like, you know, and he's like dad, dad. He covers his face.

[Co-host Michael]

Death.

[Caller/Guest]

Starving. Death.

[Co-host Michael]

Starburn.

[Co-host Eric]

Like I don't mean to make these sounds but like you know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Gerald in Florida. 65 Cadillac Deville with 160000 miles on it. Previously owned by MLB's Matt Hamilton. AC Inn op wants 30000 has previous offer for 20 000. Gerald. When was the.

[Caller/Guest]

A couple of months ago.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you still have his phone number?

[Caller/Guest]

Pardon me?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you still have the phone number of the $20,000 offer person?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it was a. It was a relative.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. So you know how to get a hold of them?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Should I take it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh dude, I mean like I want to dial it for you right now and call them and help you. Yeah, I mean that cars. It ain't no big deal. I mean unless it's something. Has it been completely restored and is gorgeous.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's beautiful. Yeah, she's. Yeah, she's. I'm very proud of it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well then hang on, I'll backtrack a bit. Go to givemetheven.com and load up the pictures. Let's take a look. I was imagining just a normal one. Is it a four door or two door?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no. She's beautiful. Yeah, she's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, I'm back. I'm back. I would. Is this your brother in law or something? Your cousin in law?

[Caller/Guest]

That was just a cousin.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They got any money or are these talking?

[Caller/Guest]

I thought he. I think it was just talking cause I mean anything it was like I told him it's car on sale. It ain't for sale.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

I sell anything I got. You know you're giving the right price but it's on sale. It ain't for sale. And I was just cure. I was just curious. I got a little small trucking company and I was just going along and came across your. Your show you on the radio and I just. You signed it sounded like cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So I'm half ass. Okay. Half ass though. Only half ass. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I. I picked, I picked that up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. Well if that thing was. If that thing had two doors left. I'd look at it at 20, but as a four door.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Here's what's going to happen with the cousin. Call them up, tell them you'll take 22, let them work you back to the 20. Because if you just jump on the 20, then they're going to back it up. They're gonna get scared. So say I need 22, 21, and try to move them a little bit. And then let them, man, I only give 20. Okay, boom. Sold. And then how are you gonna pay for it? They ain't got no money. So the next move is when. When they offer the 20 again, say, how much money do you have? Well, I got the 20. Okay. And then sell it. But they're gonna say, well, I'm. I'm waiting on a settlement or somebody, you know, I got this bonus or this guy that owes me some money. But how much money do you have now? I got five grand. So take the five grand, set up a little contract, start making them payments, and then at the next barbecue, hook that when he's behind. You know what a hook is? A hook, it's on the back of a tow truck. Hook it, because get the five grand. He's going to get behind in. After six payments, he's going to come up with a case of the short. He's going to realize that he didn't really need this car. And then you'll be ahead five grand and you'll have your car back.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, that's where I'm at real quick. I know you guys are busy, man. What I want to know is, was I. It was an impulse buy. I was going down the road, like I said. I got a little small trucking company out in Texas. I was going down the road and passed this dealership that sells restored cars like that. I saw it, I was like, dang, it reminded me of a car my aunt used to drive I called a Daisy mate. And. And I. I went back and bought it five years ago. And now I'm feeling like, man, what I get, I rarely drive. It sits in the garage most of the time. And I'm thinking, you know, well, it looks good and she's tipped. I mean, she's nice. But I'm thinking, yeah, whatever.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What'd you pay for it?

[Caller/Guest]

And I paid cash for it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What'd you pay? 10.

[Caller/Guest]

Is that important? I paid 22.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right?

[Caller/Guest]

Cash.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You obviously don't have a lot of confidence in your cousin's ability to fund, because if you. You've got a little Something, something if you got a trucking company. So 2 grand ain't gonna change nothing if you'd be happy to get off that bitch for a two grand loss from what I'm hearing. And if Cousin's offering you 20. I don't even know if Cousin's real. Are you just bluffing me? Tell me, is Cousin real? Or are you just setting me up like because you want that 20?

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[Caller/Guest]

No, no, no. He's real.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Get him on the phone.

[Caller/Guest]

Like I said, I. Like I said, I don't think he was serious, man. Every time I thought I call somebody want to buy. So, but I mean, all right, money talks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You keep. You keep rolling on. And call me in five years when that. When you call me in five years, you'll be like, man, this thing hadn't been started in five years.

[Co-host Charlie]

I tried to start.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It won't start.

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, Gerald. I got a boogie, I got a boogie I got a boogie I got a boogie. It's been fun talking to you. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Go to JCW show. Click join to join the wolf pack to put in your email address. You can leave us a little note too, so that we can let you know where we're going on June 27th when our last terrestrial show is scheduled for right now.

[Co-host Michael]

Bye.

[Caller/Guest]

I wanna rock right now I'm Rob Basin.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I came to get down I'm not

[Caller/Guest]

internationally known but I'm known to rock

[John Clay Wolfe]

the microphone Because I get stupid I may not.

[Show Announcer]

This is Give me the man, the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest Weekend morning show. Call John toll free. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com

[John Clay Wolfe]

Baba with the picks today. His soundtrack to life is. Is making me feel good. Oh, boy, you did good.

[Caller/Guest]

Boy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You put thought into it. I like it. I can tell the difference. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Crab, you were. They were talking about if I died, what they would tell people happened. And what is your. What is your theory?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, better than ass up in the donkey field with eggs and Adderall. Donkey right in your riding your motorcycle into a barbed wire fence at a high speed and chop your head off.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, that's not funny. Thank you, Crab. I'm glad that you're feeling perky this morning. That's a hell of a way to die.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I thought it would be funny than eggs and Adderall.

[Co-host Charlie]

The only way he can make it funny is if we took his head and we placed it here.

[Co-host Michael]

Yes.

[Co-host Charlie]

On the, you know, this our off a studio here and had the jib jab where it makes it look like he's talking.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So he's never dead. So.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, he's always here.

[Co-host Michael]

He's not gone.

[John Clay Wolfe]

One, it would start stinking, and two, the blood would make it. We'd have to put trash bags down on the carpet because I like the carpet here. I don't want to mess up. And we take our shoes off before we come up here. Don't mess up the carpet.

[Co-host Charlie]

We could cry. I freeze your head, you know?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

John, can I have the fire check in?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, no.

[Co-host Charlie]

People are asking for.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I told the guys last week, the fire chickens, this car we've been working on for almost three years. For almost three years or two and a half years. And I, it's. It's finished, but it's not like perfect. I'm like, guys, we've got this. This is a130,000 car going all the way. It needs to be perfect. And I'm tired. I said, here's what. I'm leaving for a week. I'm going to California, and when I come back Friday, this thing's not done. Then you guys are off for the next week without pay.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, there you go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I said, do you want to take a week off? No. Do you want. No. I mean, I don't want to be mean. I don't want to be rude, but I mean, I want them to understand I want this.

[Co-host Michael]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because we missed every deadline there is to Be missed only for two. So I came in yesterday. It's not finished, but it's really close.

[Co-host Michael]

What's left?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Stereo speakers in the. In the back tray, some wiring. He's making the windows perfect.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They just like tiny things that you wouldn't even notice, probably. But it's got to be perfect. And it's getting there. It's. It's a week away from perfect.

[Co-host Michael]

When are we taking it out?

[Caller/Guest]

When are you gonna debut?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We can take it out right now. That is fast. I mean, it runs, it drives, it's great.

[Co-host Charlie]

I think the live broadcast on the 6th, the Roadhouse. That'd be perfect to have it out there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We're having a real quick cars coffee Quesadillas is next Sunday, May 31, at in Walnut Springs. Meet us at the GMTV garage, the roadhouse at 9am it might be the last one for the summer. I'll tell you why.

[Co-host Charlie]

Too hot?

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's hot. Yeah, it's hot. Wow. It's just hot.

[Co-host Michael]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. So we're definitely going to do it in two weeks and then we have this auction at the Roadhouse. You can go to gmtvauctions.com if you're a mopar head. We're selling off all those rebuilder cars. I think there's 70 of them at GMTV auctions. We're the live auction at the roadhouse. That's June 6, open to the public.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I'm going to do the show before at the Roadhouse, I think.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But we'll definitely be there. And we're using that big screen as the auction board and the Alabama cars should be there. There's one little thing we're missing, but they're going out there to picture them this week. I've got all the titles. There's one little signature when you're dealing with a death.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There's still some formatics that might keep those cars from being in auction, but I don't think so. I've got enough confidence in it. We're going there. I'm sending people out to Alabama to picture them this week. Week picture, yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

So you've never seen a public auction be your best opportunity to do it, right? Yeah, I mean. I mean, I've never been to a public auction. Obviously it's a little bit. I imagine it's a little bit different than a dealer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I need to put some of our other cars in there too, just to bait it up, just to make it a little bit nicer. So we need to pick a couple of Them because the guys are buying rebuilder Mopars. That's a small group. Sure. Okay.

[Co-host Michael]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolfe]

808 Florida News.

[Co-host Michael]

Florida News.

[Co-host Eric]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[Caller/Guest]

ryan.

[Co-host Michael]

As a teenager, you ever get mad at your mom, want to get back at her for something? Listen to the voice of this teenager. Florida teenager called the cops on his own mom. She was speeding over 100 miles an hour. And to add to it, she was drinking. Oh, and he gets on the phone with the cops. Listen to his voice and see if you don't think there's a little bit of. Gotcha. Cut number seven.

[Caller/Guest]

My mom. He almost hit a car. He was going over 100 on the highway.

[Podbean Announcer]

What's the address?

[Caller/Guest]

They were on West Central Boulevard. And I need help.

[Co-host Michael]

And I need help. He's getting back.

[Caller/Guest]

Are you kidding? How dare you?

[Co-host Eric]

He sounds terrified.

[Co-host Michael]

He does not sound terrible.

[Co-host Eric]

No, no. In a teenager of today, that's what terrified sounds like.

[Co-host Michael]

Like that.

[Co-host Eric]

My mom, she's drunk. We're driving 100 miles an hour.

[Co-host Michael]

He's laughing.

[Co-host Charlie]

Listen to the game. Listen and laugh at the end here.

[Co-host Eric]

4:13 Western Lincoln.

[Caller/Guest]

Get a car. He was going over 100 on the highway.

[Podbean Announcer]

What's the address?

[Caller/Guest]

We're on West Central Boulevard and I need help.

[Co-host Charlie]

So she was really drunk.

[Co-host Eric]

That's her mug shot, right?

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, so if you go to jcwshow.com and click on our YouTube length. Yeah. There's mom, Katina, Graham.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, he was upset at the end. It wasn't laughter.

[Co-host Michael]

You don't think so?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No.

[Co-host Michael]

Dude, sounds to me like he's laughing.

[Co-host Charlie]

She had to be really drunk.

[Co-host Michael]

No, she was drunk.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She was speeding.

[Co-host Michael]

But he was also kind of getting back.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I know.

[Co-host Eric]

And you're like, screw that kid.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I agree.

[Co-host Eric]

Yes, you did. Yes, you did.

[Co-host Michael]

I said it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I agree with you.

[Co-host Michael]

Here's a. Here's a weird one. Marion county deputies have arrested a suspect in connection with a homicide investigation. Very serious.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Serious.

[Co-host Michael]

Not funny at all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Very serious.

[Co-host Michael]

Quit laughing. Very serious. Could be the most serious ever. 25 year old Andrew Bahaman is his name. He's the son of the guy that got killed. He's. They think the son killed his 43 year old dad who has not been seen since May 7th. Dad just vanished. And of course all the neighbors say, you know, the son, he's a really nice guy. Couldn't breathe.

[Podbean Announcer]

He was really nice. I mean, I liked him. I mean, he picked me and my boyfriend. I We went and did things together. He was a nice person. I know he's on TikTok. He's very into God. He made videos about God and sobriety. According to the arrest report, Bahaman is schizophrenic and told his grandma that the Lord spoke to him and he needed to kill Satan. Referring to the victim, the report says he also sent a picture to a relative in Germany of the victim's dead body. I guess there was altercations. It's about money. Deputies are now searching for a silver 2007 Infiniti M35, which they believe may have important evidence. Bahaman told detectives the victim's car disappeared from the driveway on May 11th.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah. You probably think he's a nice guy, too, Bob.

[Co-host Eric]

You know, some of them are like that Ted Bundy man. Yeah, I've seen. I've seen more than one documentary about Ted Bundy. Just. He just had that personality. Have you ever known anybody that, like, seemed a little off to you?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

And then something crazy happened.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, I sure have. I worked with him for 20 years.

[Co-host Eric]

My group of friends, we hung around with this girl. They. A couple of the women went in the Navy together.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Co-host Eric]

One of them came back and got a boyfriend, much younger boyfriend than her.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay.

[Co-host Eric]

Who rode. It was actually a girls. We drove the. He rode the Harley 887, I think. Right.

[Co-host Michael]

All right.

[Co-host Eric]

And they moved. They got married and moved away to Nebraska.

[Co-host Michael]

They moved to Nebraska.

[Co-host Eric]

Right.

[Co-host Michael]

Took the Harley, I'm assuming.

[Co-host Eric]

So she. Six months later, she died.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Up there. All right.

[Co-host Eric]

Kind of. Kind of strange circumstances. Three months after that, a woman was murdered in Wichita Falls, close to where I live.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay.

[Co-host Eric]

And nobody knew. Like, she was a single woman, divorced woman with kids, lived in her house, worked at a big grocery store there.

[Co-host Michael]

You're gonna tie all this in?

[Co-host Eric]

They found her dead.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Jesus.

[Co-host Eric]

They found her dad strangled with a telephone cord.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

In her home.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Home.

[Co-host Eric]

Guess who did it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who did it?

[Co-host Eric]

That dude. How do you know Christopher Kyle Russell.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, this is all true.

[Co-host Eric]

It's all news.

[Co-host Michael]

I believe you.

[Co-host Eric]

Christopher and Kyle. Spelled with K's, by the way.

[Co-host Charlie]

And he was in the Navy.

[Caller/Guest]

He was.

[Co-host Charlie]

That's all I knew about the story.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You were gonna say something a minute ago. Do you remember?

[Co-host Charlie]

Oh, yeah. I was gonna say, if somebody calls in with an infinity and 07 infinity. What was it, Q then? Well, no, that's that guy we're looking for.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Yeah, that's all.

[Co-host Eric]

That's it. Is that right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Okay, maybe. Did she do something to him? To make him mad?

[Co-host Eric]

No, no. He was always. He was always weird.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I just had a text from a friend that I haven't talked to in a while.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it said, I'm supposed to be at work, but instead I'm listening to you face down in a donkey cage with eggs and Adderall.

[Co-host Charlie]

Wow. Now everybody wants you death to be this way.

[Co-host Michael]

Now I'm just making sure you didn't really die.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now we got to put a telephone cord around my neck to make it line up.

[Co-host Eric]

Shout out to Crab for keeping the legend alive.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Givetheven.com we also buy RVs and dirt bikes, ATVs, classic and collector cars. But our main ride is, you know, we just buy multiples of Camrys and infinities and Corvettes and Wranglers and diesel trucks. Diesel truck market has come down, by the way, boys and girls. 6, 450 a gallon in Texas and like a hundred dollars a gallon. Hey, it cost me almost 200 in California to fill up a Suburban from. Absolutely.

[Caller/Guest]

I bet.

[Co-host Michael]

What is it, a gallon.

[Caller/Guest]

You remember?

[John Clay Wolfe]

650 or seven.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Unbelievable.

[Co-host Eric]

Time to buy those diesels, John.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That was gas.

[Co-host Eric]

Take the advice of my. My stockbroker. Time to buy those diesels.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Not yet down. Not yet. They're not down as far as you're gonna be. Right. They'll come down harder.

[Co-host Charlie]

I'm gonna buy 2, 800, join Payne right there at the gas pump.

[Co-host Michael]

It is Join Payne.

[Co-host Charlie]

RIP Rob Bass.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah. He died. What did he die of? A cancer.

[Co-host Charlie]

Cancer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Yeah. All right, Rob base, this one's for you. We'll be right back.

[Caller/Guest]

I keep smoking hot like fire?

[John Clay Wolfe]

You had to turn now retire don't talk back I'm not a new jack. Cause I'm pressing you and you're whack? I keep trying, I'm not lying.

[Caller/Guest]

Up to number one is where I'm

[John Clay Wolfe]

flying I won't slow down.

[Caller/Guest]

Cause I'm the new kid with the devastating sound that hit in the house where I used to practice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No one knew the Rob exists. But now I'm getting greedy me, don't leave me the wrong way.

[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. From coast to coast, the number one weekend morning show in America. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] coming up

[John Clay Wolfe]

this hour, divorce settlements paid in horsepower. And somewhere in America, a man just told who his wife honey it's not another project. It is an investment.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah,

[John Clay Wolfe]

I just saw Rollins just sent me a Facebook post there. You probably don't remember, but he and I went through a little buy about two years ago, and there was an old Cadillac Phaeton.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And we offered like 80,000 for it. And they didn't want to sell it because they wanted to sell it to this other guy that promised he would restore it.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now, mind you, These cars are 700 grand restored, but it cost 800 grand to restore them.

[Caller/Guest]

Hefty slider bags presents the hefty cha cha slide.

[Co-host Eric]

Hefty slide night.

[Caller/Guest]

Y'. All. Get fucking with me. Let's go.

[Co-host Eric]

Slide to the left.

[Co-host Michael]

Slide to the right.

[Co-host Eric]

Shake the bag one time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Shake the bag two times.

[Caller/Guest]

Crisscross. So strong. Cha cha Hefty straw. Hefty slider bag silly with the slide one more time now y' all come on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But he sold them on. The reason they got it and we didn't is because he promised he was going to bring daddy's car back to life and restore it. And they know him really well. He gave $80,000 for it. Okay. And it's posted on Facebook as a project for full 300 grand. 300 grand.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right? Yep. People lie. No, Richard was actually going to restore it. He was going to turn into a hot rod.

[Co-host Michael]

Richard could do it, and it would have been done correctly.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Speaking of, the F6 video is coming out. That's the Ferrari six wheeled Ferrari we've been messing with, with the Frenchman and all that for years. And it is final. We're doing the unveiling today and the video comes out at noon. We've got. It's pretty cool.

[Co-host Charlie]

That's been how many years on that one?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Two and a half. Wow. I mean, since inception. Since conversation. Yeah. Yeah. These. These projects, man.

[Co-host Charlie]

Guess I was like the fire chickens.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Three and a half, Right? These projects are beating just.

[Co-host Michael]

You must love them. You do them all the time and you finish. I'm never gonna do nothing else.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I liked. I like the shorter ones like that gto. Did y' all see it out there? The judge?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So we just did that one out here and it turned really nice. But we did it in a month. Yeah. If you're starting from scratch, it's a two, three year deal.

[Co-host Michael]

Yep.

[Co-host Charlie]

And then now you want to do a Baja.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now that is something to keep. So I'm gonna take a long time too, right? It won't take that long because we don't have to do. I got to get started on that car if I'm going to make the Mint 400, though, right? For sure.

[Co-host Charlie]

He's grabbing his gun here. Why?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, okay. Oh, there's somebody downstairs. It's gonna be my brother. Just shoot through the door. Don't even ask who it is. It'll be my brother.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's skinny now. So you'll miss him.

[Co-host Eric]

He's in town. He has lost the pounds.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Like a hundred. Man.

[Co-host Charlie]

He scared the hell out of me last night. I'm sleeping in the guest house.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

And I'm hearing somebody try to break in the room.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm like, why didn't you yell and say I'm here? I did. I go, somebody's in here. Okay.

[Co-host Charlie]

And he kept banging at the door. And then he was running over to the window. Really? And he's like, I don't know if somebody's a dude. Somebody's in here. Here's jd. He didn't fire off the gun. That's good. I could have used that last night.

[Co-host Eric]

That's an Oklahoma thing. Just when they knock and they knock and then you yell and they know you're in there. And then they go to the windows and. And, like, look at. It's like, you know. You remember Blair Witch Project when they're shaking the tent. That's an Oklahoma thing.

[Co-host Charlie]

Boy, was. It scared the hell out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You don't even know who it was.

[Co-host Michael]

Nobody was there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's weird.

[Co-host Michael]

I know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Everyone's left, huh? All right.

[Co-host Charlie]

Because they heard you're grabbing your gun.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

You go, JD's got the gun. So they run.

[Co-host Eric]

JD's got a gun.

[Co-host Michael]

I didn't get to shoot.

[Co-host Eric]

Anybody's got a gun.

[Co-host Michael]

Thanks, Michael.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, you were like, I've never seen

[Co-host Charlie]

you grab something, like, so fast.

[Co-host Michael]

Somebody said our doors.

[Co-host Eric]

Studio doors undone.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[Co-host Eric]

JD's got a gun.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Kyle Bush. There was a recording of him. This is very sad. He was in a bathroom somewhere and he was throwing up blood and yelling on the floor.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay, so we have that audio.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't have it. I just read it on the news.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Tv.

[Co-host Eric]

Geez.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He definitely. It probably was the COVID shot.

[Co-host Michael]

You think so?

[Co-host Eric]

You think?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. I don't know. 41 year. People don't just die. I mean, they do.

[Co-host Michael]

There's a ton of people that have died suddenly. Air quotes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Co-host Michael]

Since COVID What?

[Co-host Charlie]

I mean, this has been years, though, since he. If he got.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He.

[Co-host Charlie]

We don't even know if he got the shot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But no, let's say that's it. I'd like to assume that he did.

[Co-host Eric]

So it sounds to me like a sinus issue. That that kind of feels like an infection and gets suddenly very worse. Sounds to me like a case of maybe encephalitis, which can be very serious and can cause blood.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you, doctor.

[Co-host Eric]

Yes.

[Co-host Charlie]

Okay.

[Co-host Eric]

I had a friend that years ago and they actually had to go up in there. He had like the equivalent of brain surgery in the front.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ouch.

[Co-host Eric]

For that. Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

On the stream then. JCW, show.com. why is there a jib jab of you up there now?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, because you're dead.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, that's right. That's right, you died. Last show is June 27th.

[Co-host Eric]

He's Canadian.

[Co-host Michael]

See, you're Canadian. Your mouth is moving.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, was, was it doing that?

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, they're. They're messing around with it. Yeah, you can see it if you

[John Clay Wolfe]

go to the website. He goes, I died on my motorcycle. Go to my head got cut off and eaten by donkeys. You go to jcwshow.com to pick up the stream. It's free now for now. No, I'm kidding. Of a paywall.

[Co-host Eric]

That's how they indicate the best way

[John Clay Wolfe]

to ruin a show.

[Co-host Eric]

Canadian.

[Co-host Charlie]

Just go to the website. Join.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, click join so you can keep up with where we're going. What the plan is after our final terrestrial broadcast, June 27. What do you got in the news, boss?

[Co-host Michael]

We've got two CIA scientists that say the government not only knows about aliens and crashing here on Earth, they have found four already four different species. They call them Grays, Nordics, Insectoids.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do the Nordics have blonde hair?

[Co-host Michael]

They do. Insectoids and Reptilians. Now this is actually Dr. Hal Puthoff and Dr. Eric Davis and they're on that show you like to watch. That's Steve Bartlett's the Diary of a CEO podcast, which he normally brings people that are on pretty, you know, legit yolks. And this is the guy's talking about. This is completely legit. Mike, cut number two.

[Co-host Charlie]

Do people think that there's one type of non human intelligence that's visiting the Earth or is there many, many types? People who have been involved in recoveries

[John Clay Wolfe]

have said there are at least four types, four separate types. Now, I have not had direct access to that, but I, I believe the

[Co-host Charlie]

people who I talk to, four different types of life.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Four different types of life at least.

[Co-host Charlie]

And the people I've talked to, you

[John Clay Wolfe]

know, through the process of making the documentary, both on camera and off the

[Co-host Charlie]

record sources and the people Hal's talked

[John Clay Wolfe]

to over the decades have said that there are. There have been dozens of recoveries of crashed craft in the US alone.

[Co-host Michael]

Something you wonder, are they finally going to come out and say, yes, we have.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But how do they crash in just a secret place where all. Only the government finds them?

[Co-host Michael]

Because you know how big the Earth is, how ships sink and you never find them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's like crashed in Oklahoma.

[Co-host Charlie]

Hey, there's. There's people that I've talked to too that say Victor Wembiana is an alien also. So I'm gonna go ahead and say that you actually. I actually believe.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Wow.

[Co-host Charlie]

Because yes, Wimby is an alien. If you ever watched him play basketball.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's.

[Co-host Charlie]

It's very alien like. And I believe who I've talked to about the.

[Co-host Michael]

This.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah, they said that about David Bowie for years.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who is in the. When's the, When's the finals or when the playoffs. We're in the playoffs right now.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, they're in the conference finals right now. OKC is going to end up winning. They beat him last night, 123 to.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It was.

[Co-host Charlie]

It was a basic blowout. 123 to 108. Who did they beat?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Spurs. Oh, well, okay.

[Co-host Michael]

People believe Elon Musk's of alien.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I. I do too.

[Co-host Michael]

I mean, why not?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's an odd bird, man.

[Co-host Michael]

He's a very odd bird. Why does he want to go back to Mars? Because that's where his people are.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What? I. I don't. I think that if there was a alien crash on Earth in today's Internet age, we would know about it.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yes.

[Co-host Michael]

Why would. Stop.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Stop.

[Co-host Michael]

Yes. Now why would you know about it? The military is going to come in first. They're going to record everything off. They're going to remove everything. This is not a. Dude, this is not crazy.

[Co-host Eric]

That's what they did in Roswell, man.

[Co-host Michael]

They didn't. Roswell.

[Co-host Eric]

You follow the paper trail of all the stuff that's been covered up that they're beginning to release now.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, yeah. The moment it happens and the bodies military comes in, nobody gets close unless it crashes in New York City. And you know.

[Co-host Eric]

Did you all check the. The artist renditions of the pictures they had of the Insectoids and the Reptilians in it. One of them is the one they're calling the Nordics.

[Co-host Charlie]

Nordic.

[Co-host Michael]

Nordic.

[Co-host Eric]

That's smoking hot.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Is that.

[Co-host Eric]

Okay, that's the nine feet tall shapely.

[Co-host Michael]

Holy crap.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[Co-host Michael]

The first one was the grays. That's the Nordic.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's B.S.

[Co-host Charlie]

it's all B.S.

[John Clay Wolfe]

hey, look at the one that looks like an infected pimple.

[Co-host Michael]

That's a. That's the grays.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's not that one. That one. Hey, no, go back to that one, Kyle. That one is. Go back one.

[Co-host Charlie]

So this [e-mail] Bob.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, look at this image. And guys, I'm sorry, we're doing this on the radio. We're looking at images of aliens. And you can go to jcwshow.com that

[Co-host Michael]

one's called a reptilian.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But that is the COVID of. God, what am I thinking of? Run to the Hills. No, not Dio. Iron Maiden. It's a little. That's. That's an Iron Maiden character.

[Co-host Eric]

Here's what makes you immediately say that's ridiculous. Okay. Just instinctively because have you noticed they're all humanoids?

[Co-host Michael]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Co-host Michael]

It's a pretty good design.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is stupid. But that thing. Don't you just want to squeeze it and pop the zits out of it?

[Co-host Michael]

That.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That third one. Anyway, this is getting that one. This is dumb.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, see, look at iron. If you go to the covers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, there's. So why do you several.

[Co-host Michael]

Why do you think the government's coming out more and more and more saying they're real? Why do you think that's happening?

[Co-host Charlie]

Because.

[Co-host Michael]

Because they're preparing us for it. Oh, come on, Michael.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The government's not. People are.

[Co-host Michael]

No, the government's releasing videos of the navy pilots and airline pilots and everything

[Co-host Charlie]

else because they're feeding the joke. They're like, this is the greatest joke.

[Co-host Michael]

Military has nothing else to do but feed the joke. That makes sense.

[Co-host Eric]

Nothing to see here, folks. Look, aliens.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, we're not busy defending the country. Hey, let's make a joke.

[Co-host Charlie]

Or there's a distraction from what's going on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Speaking of aliens, did you know that Corolla got a walk on the Hollywood. Hollywood Star of Fame? No, for the radio. Radio stars, like I didn't know there was a radio.

[Co-host Michael]

Is on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He was nominated this year for the star. For the star of the Hollywood Walk of fame. And the person that nominates you have to. Has to pay for the star. And the maintenance is $85,000.

[Co-host Charlie]

85 grand?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

Holy crap.

[Co-host Michael]

That's nothing. That's lunch.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Look at that.

[Co-host Charlie]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's got a star. That's pretty cool. Dial a deal's up next. The lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in. Year, make, model, miles, average run for clean. And I will bid your car on the air on behalf of America's best car buyer. Giveme the vin.com you can go to givemetheven.com and just load yours if you don't want to call in and we will make an offer on it. We don't beat a carmax deal. We'll send you 100 bucks for last look. Run to the hills. Iron maiden, Aliens. It's here on the John Clay Wolf showers attack.

[Caller/Guest]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm worth more.

[Co-host Michael]

You better worth more.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[Co-host Eric]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your eyes.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And this is Dial a deal. The lightning round. All the bids are good from givemetheven.com Dave in San Antonio. You've got a XLTF 150. Is it a six cylinder or an eight?

[Caller/Guest]

It is the 3.5 Twin Turbo EcoBoost.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

70, 78, 000, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

3.5. And it says it's lifted. How lifted is it? Like how many inches has a 4

[Caller/Guest]

inch rough country lift? I just put brand new 35 in.35 1250 with some brand new 18s on it. I know that doesn't really matter what brand. What brand of what, sir?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Tires.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I'm not too sure. I'm driving right now. I work for a big heavy truck and trailer company, so I get a good deal on tires. They're the off brand, but a good brand if that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There you go. Sell it, baby. Sell it. But they're not BFG. ATS. That's what I was hunting for.

[Caller/Guest]

No KO3s over here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay? KO3s. You know your business. Does 23 grand work? 20, 22. 23 grand. 23 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

That actually is surprisingly a little bit better than I was anticipating.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, let's start over then. Because I don't want to. I don't want to let you down. I'll give 20 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, absolutely not, sir. Oh, and by the way, side note, WIMBY is extraterrestrial.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's good. Go to givemetheven.com go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let's take a look. See. Thank you for calling. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hey, Reggie. Here's another San Antonio 17F150XLT with 185,000 mile two wheel drive, extended cab. You owe 12,000 and it's got 185,000 miles on it. But it's got two 10 inch subwoofers. Yeah, boy. Reggie.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do the subwoofers come with it?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah. The whole system comes with this brand new all the way around doors, weeders, aftermarket stereo. 0. Lets you know the codes on the engine too. Got some gauges that lets you know your temp and all that 180 transmission reveal about two weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, I'm sorry about that. I hate the fact that it laid down on you. Hey. 185,000 miles on an extended cab, two wheel drive. It's not going to work. You're upside down. You're going to have to write a check to get out of it. If you owe 12,000. I know this sucks. I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings. Sorry. Did I even offer him anything?

[Co-host Charlie]

No. The system's probably worth more than the car, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, It's. It's a $6,000 truck.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

187. It just is what it is. I didn't want to tell him. No. I like. I don't like disappointing people.

[Co-host Charlie]

He goes 12 grand.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I disappoint my wife and kids all the time. I don't want to disappoint our listeners. 800. At least that's what I'm told. 800. 800. I'm just kidding. I spent a week with my wife in California. She went on a work trip with me. I'll tell you about it when we get back. 800. Just tag along.

[Co-host Charlie]

Can't wait to hear this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out The Gimme the Vin Garage YouTube channel complete with live video stream.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Be sure to check him out on his [e-mail]. Stay away from cookouts.

[Co-host Charlie]

If you like me, you Stay away from cookouts.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You can.

[Co-host Charlie]

You got certain relatives you just see at the cookout and they get on your nerves. Every year my uncle Gus come by the house. Every year my uncle Gus is the

[John Clay Wolfe]

uncle that like to work the grill and don't let nobody touch the grill when he's around. As soon as he walk in the

[Co-host Charlie]

house it's like get away from that grill.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know how to stop no fire.

[Co-host Eric]

Drop down that tree and give me

[Co-host Charlie]

the whip in that tree over there. And Charlie, go give me two gallons

[John Clay Wolfe]

of gasoline out of the shed. Two gallons of gasoline. You kids roll up your shirt. Put that on the grill. We going to start a fire. Get that damn lighter fluid out of here. You fill all two gallons of gasoline on this wood and make a fire.

[Caller/Guest]

We gonna eat a hamburger.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, here we go.

[Co-host Charlie]

Challenge.

[Caller/Guest]

Throw the match.

[Co-host Eric]

Now that's a fire.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's a fire.

[Caller/Guest]

Look at that. Look at that. He be all right. Roll t around.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Roll him around a bit.

[Show Announcer]

Go around the John Clay Wolf show. Check out all the mayhem online podcast, replay, YouTube channel, Twitch socials, live stream [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolfe]

Mike, I don't like your 92 Dodge truck with 150 because it's the two wheel drive.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I like it. I just don't like it for 20.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, well what are you thinking?

[John Clay Wolfe]

5:15.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, we could probably do that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look, see.

[Caller/Guest]

All right. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Co-host Charlie]

What was the miles on that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

150. You've already seen it?

[Co-host Charlie]

No, there's one that's similar like that

[John Clay Wolfe]

150 and I may not like it at 15. It's about, about there. Yeah. Steve Hilton is a British born man running for governor of California. He recently posted on X that he's enjoying a street taco after a town hall event.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, the problem is it's not a street taco. It's a Del Taco that he's holding. What is it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cut nine.

[Co-host Eric]

Number nine.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We just did a great town hall here in Barstow, top of the west.

[Co-host Eric]

But very importantly, why am I holding

[John Clay Wolfe]

a Barstow street taco right now? Because I just bought it at this historic location. Check it out. The original Del Taco there is my Bosto street taco. I'm going to enjoy it. See you soon. He just lost the entire Mexican vote.

[Co-host Michael]

Right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right. It's a straight talk and that is 80% of LA so he's out.

[Co-host Eric]

That's a bright yellow, crunchy Del Taco. Taco Street Taco. Don't look nothing like that.

[Co-host Michael]

This historical location.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Del Taco, he's a sharp dude.

[Co-host Eric]

He's. He's had some interesting jobs. Hilton, you know, he debates well. He speaks well.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't like British people.

[Co-host Eric]

You got no taco knowledge.

[Caller/Guest]

Geez.

[Co-host Charlie]

Don't say that. You have British people working for the company.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm kidding. I like Corday. There's a blanket statement there, the accents, really. I just feel like they feel like they're better than us.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah. There is times when I'm talking to Cordae, I'm like, come on, man, I know you're using some big words there that you know in the English language that we don't quite use, but yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

You peasants.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My son's coming home from London Tuesday, and I'm sure he's going to be a British prick.

[Co-host Charlie]

Oh, you think so?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah. Oh, no, put me down all the time. Hello, Papa.

[Co-host Michael]

How are you, Papa?

[Co-host Eric]

What no one's ever explained to you before is you don't know the. The color of the situation

[John Clay Wolfe]

when you're

[Co-host Eric]

trying to make a record and you're so strung out on heroin. You've got Buddha on this shoulder, Marilyn Manson on this shoulder.

[Co-host Michael]

Right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Co-host Eric]

And they're arguing through your head like that. You're just trying to play Satisfaction, right. It doesn't work so well what you do at that time. Father.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is my son talking to me.

[Co-host Eric]

It's just find a small quantity of raw opium and eat it raw.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You think he's. That's what you learned in college, son.

[Co-host Eric]

The Buddha stays with you. But Marilyn Manson goes away and that's a good thing, right? Rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Rock and roll. Thank you, Keith Maddox. Wool. Good to see you. His friends in, in. Over there in King's College of London, they watch the show and I mean, because he's not like me. He's the square, right? Yeah. No, he does have a personality, but I mean, I'm sure that they're like, what in the hell?

[Co-host Michael]

How did you come from this?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right, yeah. How did you come from this? Were you not adopted?

[Co-host Michael]

Tell us the truth. Who's your real.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, you'll love this. My son. Son, the 17 year old. So we get back from our trip in California and it's a little stiff at the house now. They got out of school on Friday, right?

[Co-host Michael]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And we know on Thursday was his last day. Anyway, his friend runs. Two friends run up the back stairs Basically, we intercepted a party at our house. Oh, busted.

[Co-host Charlie]

Did you see him run up?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But it was. It was very early on. I think it was just in the pre planning mode. And then he comes down, hey, man, good to see all this. And. And he's going to. He's going to somebody's house. Okay. Where are you going? Remember, he just got out of high school. Not. Not graduated sophomore year. And where y' all going? Oh, there's this FCA event over at some. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. F. Fellowship for Christian Athletes.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, I didn't know what that was.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This FCA thing, and it's over at somebody's house, and right then I'm like, bulls. And then. And then he's like, okay, my ride's here, so he's not driving. I'm like, oh, stop. First of all, I'm glad you got a ride. Second of all, not if. When you get drunk and you don't have an Uber or call me, I'll come get you.

[Podbean Announcer]

Sure.

[Co-host Michael]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's like, what are you talking about? I said, the second you said you're going to an FCA event. A fellowship for Christian athletes on the day you got out of school with your friends scampering around in the back stairs. Dude, who do you think I was?

[Co-host Michael]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There's no way you can't be as a bsr.

[Co-host Michael]

Did he ever admit to it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, but he kind of. And then we keep up with them on life. 360. And they're. They're everywhere but the FCA.

[Co-host Michael]

I was gonna say, what if they really went to the fca?

[John Clay Wolfe]

There might have been one guy that also was in FCA that was at the party also.

[Co-host Michael]

It was an FCA event.

[Co-host Charlie]

That is the classic. Yeah, I think I've used that in my parents before.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Fca?

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[Co-host Michael]

Seriously?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

I mean, you know, when you're in football and stuff, that's. That was the big thing.

[Co-host Michael]

The big thing.

[Co-host Charlie]

And it was a great way to get out of. You know, hey, we're gonna go do a party. But it's on a Wednesday. It's FCA meeting also.

[Co-host Michael]

That sounds legit. Yes, sir.

[Co-host Eric]

Hold on, hold on. Y' all are starting. I'm starting to think, like, you guys are saying FCA is an actual thing.

[Co-host Charlie]

It is.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah. Fellowship of Christian Athletes.

[Co-host Eric]

Oh, for God's sakes, man.

[Co-host Michael]

Why?

[Co-host Eric]

Well, that sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it?

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

We gotta get Fellowship of Christian Athletes.

[Co-host Michael]

What's wrong with that, Bob, I don't know. You don't think Christians or athletes can have fun?

[Co-host Eric]

Only the good die young, my friend.

[Co-host Michael]

Well, the show's been ground to a halt now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Co-host Michael]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf radio show. If you'd like to talk to John, it's 800-800-radio. 800-800-724-7234. And coming up Sunday the 31st. That's going to be next Sunday, cars, coffee and quesadillas. You can drive the hill country with John and have some good food right here in Walnut Springs. All that [e-mail] and we will be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning America.

[Co-host Michael]

Good morning, John. We have some breaking news by the way, if you want to something, I mean it's kind of, it's important, kind of a big story. It's. Oh, thank you, Mike. NASCAR driver Kyle Busch died from. They've come out with the reason he died, severe pneumonia that progressed into sepsis. According to a statement provided by the

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bush family that septic means you septic. Your oxygen was your blood and your, when you go septic, that means that like your waste gets into your bloodstream.

[Co-host Michael]

Life threatening medical emergency caused by an extreme and dysregulated immune system and an infection.

[Co-host Charlie]

So he had pneumonia?

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, but he had it the day before. He's coughing blood and why would you do anything other than go to the hospital immediately? I know a guy who's in the hospital, got pneumonia and died. Well, the doctor's staring at him as males were. We're tough. I know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, I don't need that.

[Co-host Michael]

I'm just spitting blood.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, I'll be all right, man.

[Co-host Michael]

You know, that's, that is sad. That's real sad that it's probably could have been preventable.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I would have said that out of the gate instead of make because people start thinking bad things when, whenever, whenever someone withholds the cause of death.

[Co-host Michael]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

First thing you think, suicide.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah, always.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What about the guy from 1320, how did he die? The, the 1230? Oh, you don't know. It's a YouTubers pretty big automotive YouTuber. He died the other day and they kept it. I need to look that up. But I bet he, I mean when they're that quiet about it, you think it's suicide. So I'm glad. I mean, no, that's not, I'm glad he died of septus. No, that's not it. But I'm, I'm, I'm glad we know how he passed.

[Co-host Eric]

A rumor piece I read earlier today said that he kind of just was taking steroids to cover the symptoms.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

And doing nothing about the infection. And he, you know, he's these, these guys are on tour there. I mean, got a race, practically professional athletes. It's work, work, work, work, work.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Co-host Eric]

He just, he just carried it too far, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I do a little bit of that, too. Mail from Jail. It is that time for Johnny Cash to come down and read us a listener email sent from a prison. Good morning, Johnny Cash.

[Co-host Eric]

Hello, I am Johnny Cash.

[Caller/Guest]

John.

[Co-host Eric]

This week's Mail from Jail entry reads. Hey, John, you know I'm a longtime listener and pen pal and your number one fan. I want my answer to that question, Joe. Exotic never gave you. What do I do with my time? Well, I'm glad you asked. I write. I used to write everyone, everywhere about everything under the sun. That is, until God told me to write a book about my crazy life. In that book, I've included a lot of things, like my youthful sex capades with older women, failed drug experiments, extreme business adventures, and long stints in prison for carjacking. I've excluded some things, too, but not too much. My book's called Exit 314. I am who I Am by I Am Human. I'm sure you've already read it, but your listeners haven't. I'm currently writing a series of books, mostly satire about a modern day saint who ended up on Texas death row. I'll sign all those books for you when I get out. Yeah, you said you're killing the show in June right after you sun your moon.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sun your moon. What's that mean? Oh, oh, the. What's that called when you, when you spread your leg? Perennial sunning.

[Co-host Michael]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. Yeah, that's what caused it.

[Co-host Eric]

That makes sense.

[Co-host Michael]

We're going to do that.

[Co-host Eric]

I guess he really is a listener. I guess this will be see you later. Don't go to any Texas state prisons during the summer. It's as hot as a pizza oven. And it's loud because these shop fans stir the hot air all dang day and night long. I would tell the warden to invite you guys, but he's got adhd. He's been trying to fix the chow hall for a year. And it still broke, by the way. I can't believe Chuck Norris lived that long. I thought he was already dead. I'll probably die in the summer of 2034. Is cluck is Cluck Norris still alive?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He is a listener.

[Co-host Michael]

Boy, is he.

[Co-host Eric]

You're a friend from the pen, I guess. And number one fan, I'm sure of that. Gregory Truitt.

[Co-host Charlie]

Oh yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

Gregory Ferguson. Unit Midway, Texas.

[Co-host Charlie]

Didn't know he was a writer.

[Co-host Eric]

Got a lot on his mind.

[Co-host Charlie]

So what are prisoners going to do? How they going to find out where the show's going to go?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know. They need to mail us snail mail and then we won't write him back.

[Co-host Charlie]

Now we can write they.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That'd be a lot of mail to write back, friend.

[Co-host Eric]

Maybe there's a way. If you do have mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

[Co-host Charlie]

So they can't go to the website and join to get a notification.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, I was thinking about spam callers when we're talking about.

[Caller/Guest]

About.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think aliens might be in call centers.

[Co-host Eric]

Oh, aliens.

[Co-host Michael]

Maybe that's what they're doing. Okay, that makes sense. Oh, crash on earth and you get hired.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Recruited. Yeah, recruited.

[Co-host Charlie]

You know how we can get rid of those aliens? Incogni.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

Yes.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

Incogni.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh yeah. If you. If you hate spam and robo calls and all the call center calls, go to jcwshow.com, scroll down to the bottom of the page and click the Incogni link. And they. I'd say 80, 90% effectiveness of getting rid of all these spammers and robocallers and call centers. And it really works.

[Co-host Michael]

And you get your initial report. You will not both. You will not believe how many places that your. Your name, your phone number, your birth date and your email were. You won't believe it. Mine was 323.

[Co-host Charlie]

Mine was 384. John, yours is 374 or 474.

[John Clay Wolfe]

474.

[Co-host Charlie]

474.

[Co-host Michael]

Your name was. You had no idea.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They sell your name to list and they pound and pound and pound you

[Co-host Eric]

and they share with each other and

[Co-host Michael]

they sell to other people. Yeah, people you sell it to.

[Co-host Eric]

Sell it. What incog does is they go to those companies and they demand that you stop. They stop using your personal information.

[Co-host Michael]

Correct.

[Co-host Eric]

They know.

[Co-host Michael]

They know the route to take.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They know the legal.

[Co-host Eric]

Legally they can do that. And, and right now if you. If you come via us to Incogni, you get a pretty good discount.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think it's 60 off if you click through the JCW show. Link on for Incogni. So that's how you do that.

[Co-host Charlie]

They're the alien killers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They're the alien killers.

[Co-host Eric]

I never thought of that. But, you know, a lot of. A lot of those collars do have, like, a distinctive accent.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, I think they're from.

[Co-host Charlie]

That's a different type of alien.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, from north. North of Texas somewhere.

[Co-host Eric]

Okay.

[Co-host Michael]

You know who else has a great accent? Jelly Roll. I think Jelly Rolls. PR people have been on spring break because we haven't heard anything about him

[John Clay Wolfe]

for a week or so.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, but, oh, but contraire. We have a new song called Rise up by Jelly Roll. It's the official theme song now. The 2026 Stanley cup playoffs. NHL says the song fits perfectly. It matches the energy and intensity of the playoff hockey. Number four, Mike.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm the one in the arena. You remember by the name.

[Co-host Michael]

Remember my name?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

There's about $13 million right there, boy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's what a professional singer does.

[Co-host Michael]

Jelly Roll in studio.

[Co-host Eric]

Man, if I wasn't miserable, I'd be enjoying some of that money.

[Co-host Michael]

But, God, dog, what are you miserable?

[Co-host Eric]

Well, as long as, you know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Lost all his weight.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, lost a ton of weight.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Getting really healthy.

[Co-host Eric]

Have you seen pictures of me lately?

[Co-host Michael]

You look amazing.

[Co-host Eric]

I look. I look really good. My friends. My crappy friends. All the guys I knew. You know, you meet people on the way up, meet them on the way down. I meet a lot of them on the way up. I don't like no more. You know what they said I look like?

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's that one? They said I look like Alfalfa.

[Co-host Eric]

No, like Alpha Little Rascal.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Whose hair sticking up? Oh, hello, Darla. Hello, Darla. I don't even do that. Oh, I see it. I don't even act like that.

[Co-host Michael]

Are you our YouTube stream?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think Jelly Rolls an alien.

[Co-host Eric]

I'm hungry. I'm gonna go from Alfalfa back to Spanky here. Next year I'm gonna gain back about 180 pounds.

[Caller/Guest]

No, you're not.

[Co-host Eric]

Go to Six Flags.

[Co-host Michael]

What is it? Where are you going?

[Co-host Eric]

Six Flags.

[Co-host Michael]

Six Flags.

[Co-host Eric]

Any of the Six Flags family of Warner parks around the country. I'm gonna test those coasters. Boy, I'm gonna get old.

[Caller/Guest]

Big, old fat.

[Co-host Eric]

Don't tell Bunny. Xo.

[Co-host Michael]

I won't.

[Co-host Eric]

She thinks I'm living on speed and sunflower seeds.

[Co-host Michael]

You look great. You're on the COVID of Men's Health. Men's Health magazine.

[Co-host Eric]

Damn it, Alfalfa, that makes me upset.

[Co-host Michael]

Sorry, buddy.

[Caller/Guest]

I need cheeseburger.

[Co-host Michael]

Got A new hit, though. I know.

[Co-host Charlie]

I don't think NHL fans are really saying that. No, that's not the type of music. This is what they hockey fans like right here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Give me truth, Give me foul. Give me that which I desire.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah,

[Co-host Charlie]

pause there. Sorry. That's hockey music right there

[Caller/Guest]

for the

[Co-host Michael]

Dallas Stars theme that Pantera did not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Jelly roll, Jelly roll.

[Co-host Michael]

Stop it.

[Co-host Eric]

What?

[Co-host Michael]

Is that who you like?

[Co-host Eric]

Who you like? Stand the cup. Sabers are out.

[Co-host Charlie]

Dude, Hurricanes. They were going through the playoffs without a loss, but Montreal Canadiens beat them one game, so they're up one nothing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That Tom Dundon has done a hell of a job with that team.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, the Hurricanes.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, from worst to first. And they've been right there the past three years. I don't think he's only owned them for four.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, he's. They've done a really. In a small market like that. Raleigh.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah. That'd be nice to see. They won it back in 2006. So it's them or the Avalanche. The Knights of Vegas. They're doing pretty good too, so I

[John Clay Wolfe]

don't know, they're pretty consistent. Yeah, the Kings in la. I haven't kept up with them this year.

[Co-host Charlie]

They're. They're garbage. They made the plows, but they're garbage.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Such a bridge.

[Co-host Eric]

But, you know, there's your Michael Turley hot take of the week.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just garbage.

[Co-host Eric]

Brought to you by Gains Burgers. And we'll be back with more hot takes on the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to jcwshow.com if we're losing you because we're switching time zones. So East Coasters, we're going to lose you. Hell, we lost half of them. Yeah. Go to JCW show and you can click the live audio or the live audio video stream for the next two hours. Bye.

[Co-host Eric]

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[Co-host Michael]

show right after this.

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[John Clay Wolfe]

that wants to know about the F6 Ferrari. What's up with it? It is. The reveal video is coming out today at [e-mail] Finally. Jesus Christ. I haven't seen it. Yet the guys are really excited about it. They think it's an awesome show. It's like an hour long. Wow.

[Co-host Charlie]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Rollins is putting his out, and it's more technical, and we're putting ours out, and it's more entertaining, more fun.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, Makes sense.

[Co-host Charlie]

Probably all the issues that you ran into, too. We laugh at that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I haven't seen any of it. I haven't seen any of it. We had some serious fun out here a couple weeks ago when we shot some stuff when the bars were closed in Walnut. In the limo, Rollins is hanging his head out. We're driving through a trailer park, and he's hanging his head out of the window, asking the people if they have meth.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, jeez. Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's funny. Unfortunately, that is an area where they do well.

[Co-host Eric]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So we all snorted it, and we've been up for ever since. No, no, no, I'm kidding.

[Co-host Michael]

Didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, it didn't happen. I don't know. That stuff is that. That meth has caused me more problems in my career than anything in. I mean, I. When people get on meth and you don't know it, they just. They're like vampires. They get bit and they look normal during the daylight, but they're not so

[Co-host Michael]

unlike a drunk where you can tell they're slurry and they're stumbling. Meth, just you. You carry on. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, they just start lying and stealing, Right?

[Co-host Michael]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's just that simple. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I went. Spent the week in California and after the auction on Saturday. So I've got a bike out there now. I've got a KTM450 I keep at the shop in Anaheim, and I. I loaded it up on the Suburban and I went to Rower. This is why you don't trust chat GPT all the time. So I'm like, I want to go ride and where do I go? In close to this area? They sent me to. It sent me to Rouer Flats, OHV area, and it picked the wrong place on the map. And so I went. I drove a long way, and I'm up in the mountains and there is no motorcycle trails, and I was running out of sunlight, and I'm like. So I finally found one, and I. I went around a gate for a power line easement and went up in the mountains, and I got halfway up this thing about 5 miles way up in the mountains. Kyle, do you have those pictures? And. And I started having a moment of that Breaking Bad thing. Where. Where? See, I'm on top of this mountain up there. Go back one and. But I was riding this. This jeep trail. That's probably done 40 years ago for the.

[Co-host Charlie]

That's not a trail. That's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I know, but I started having a flashback of Breaking Bad. Do you remember when the kid was riding his dirt bike all by himself out in the middle nowhere and he got shot?

[Co-host Michael]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was like, that's what I feel. I felt like a little kid on a mini bike. Not more. Not as scared of the terrain as, like somebody in the woods just shooting me for trespassing. Yeah, but that was my John writing story. Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

You were trespassing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, not on. On government land. It was. It was an easement for a power line. See that power line there? I mean, it's huge. I wouldn't really trespass anybody's land. And it said. I read the. I read the sign closely. It said, if you damage this gate or lock, then you can be arrested. And. But there's a trail right around the gate.

[Co-host Eric]

Gate.

[Co-host Charlie]

That's not a trail for that. That's trail to fix.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The. The. No, no, no, no, no. The. The, like, so per the sign, it said, if you damage this gate or this lock to get in here.

[Co-host Michael]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But it said, walkers welcome.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, you said.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But there was a motorcycle trail right around it.

[Co-host Michael]

It said, no, that's where people were walking. Oh, it says. It says, walker's welcome.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Dude, I drove a long way. I did a lot of energy to get this thing loaded and drive up there. I'm like, I'm going to ride something. So I rode. This is about 10, 5 miles up, 5 miles down. And I just said, screw it. I'll take the ticket.

[Co-host Michael]

I was going to say, let me ask you a crazy question. Wonder why they put a gate there to keep people from coming in.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Dude, we were. I was deep in the middle. I mean, look at me.

[Co-host Charlie]

I was.

[Co-host Michael]

That's where they bury bodies.

[Caller/Guest]

I know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So I need to. I need to know where to ride real trails out there. Because when I'm out there working, that's my exercise. That's what I do. Like, some people bike and some people jog. I go ride enduro. That's how I keep halfway in shape, sir. And I don't. I don't know the trails. I'm just out there on trail.

[Co-host Michael]

What part of. I mean, LA is a big place. What part of.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, the. Anna. Anaheim.

[Co-host Michael]

Anaheim.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so you need.

[Co-host Michael]

You need a motorcycle trail in Anaheim,

[John Clay Wolfe]

like a good One good. Not some B.S. jeep, trail rail. I mean, I like to ride single track. Hard stuff, expert stuff.

[Co-host Michael]

We've seen the videos. You're crazy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's the one good thing I'm good at. It's the one thing I'm good at.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, you. You get your adrenaline going.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. And my wife goes to Disney. Oh. She just. She's like, if I go out, when I go to work out there, she's like, going with me. And she's like, I won't bother you. Do work all you want. I'm going to. She. She does pin. Trading Disney pin. There's this new thing. Maybe it's been around for a long time, but it's really gotten Disney pins. Imagine Comic Con or baseball card trading events, okay? They. They have these pins, and you go to Disney and you buy the bag and you open the bag and you might get a good one. Just like baseball cards.

[Co-host Michael]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And these guys all stand around and they trade and sell these pins. And it is like, there was an event coming up, and there's like 50,000 people. It already sold out.

[Co-host Michael]

Dear Lord. I'm reading about.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's ridiculous.

[Co-host Michael]

It's crazy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's crazy.

[Co-host Michael]

A beloved hobby where guests swap authentic metal Disney pins with cast members and other collectors. And here's pictures of thousand people.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Co-host Charlie]

With Mickey. You're trading pins with Mickey.

[Co-host Michael]

I guess you have the cast members,

[John Clay Wolfe]

but the cast members get the stuff first, and then they pimp it out to the.

[Caller/Guest]

The.

[John Clay Wolfe]

To the ticket scalpers, and then the ticket scalpers start swapping amongst each other. And it's a big business.

[Co-host Michael]

This is a big deal.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And she'll buy these pins for 20 bucks. And some of them are worth 500, some of them are worth a hundred. So it's kind of a lottery thing because you buy the stack of baseball cards and you might have a babe roof.

[Co-host Charlie]

So what's a good pin? Like an old one, I guess?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, Very limited production is what, you know, they remember Coke is the real thing, and nobody could get the real. Sure. Yeah. So they're just really into this. And she got lucky the other day and kept buying these bags and just got into a run of good ones.

[Co-host Michael]

Good ones.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And she said, I made about 2,000 bucks.

[Co-host Michael]

What?

[Co-host Charlie]

That's all you need to hear, is that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. All right, keep going. Exactly.

[Co-host Michael]

Is she up 2,000 bucks or did she make 2,000 bucks?

[John Clay Wolfe]

She hasn't sold it yet.

[Co-host Michael]

Spend five. Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She probably spent 500 to make 2,000 great.

[Co-host Michael]

That's a great deal.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

But they have a blast.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Everybody's got their thing. That's her thing.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I've offered to go, but she doesn't want me to go. I would love to see Passionate about

[Co-host Michael]

the park and the rides.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, God.

[Co-host Michael]

I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, my Lord. I mean, it's.

[Co-host Michael]

She knows all of them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Disney. People are into Disney. Like, to a level that I. I still. I'm. I'm understanding it because I live with one. But, like, the best thing I could do in the world is buy her the vip. You know, like, they have a. Clubs.

[Co-host Michael]

I was gonna say 404. There's a concierge level.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

Disney. That's very expensive, but you get whatever you want.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. And you get to cut in line.

[Co-host Michael]

Cut in line. You get. They'll get you special hotel rooms. They'll get you VIP events.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When we hang out with Foos, Chip, we're out there. And he. He's into it too. In the hurried. They'll get geeked out on this stuff.

[Caller/Guest]

Stuff.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And, you know, he. He. He designed a lot of cars. Land at Disneyland.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, that makes sense. Totally sense. Yep, yep, yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And. And he was showing her all this stuff that he did, and she's like. I mean, they're very into it.

[Co-host Charlie]

She into it to where she, like, has a Snow White outfit for you

[John Clay Wolfe]

at home, you know, And I suggested exactly that. Great minds think alike.

[Co-host Charlie]

I mean, that's, you know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Co-host Charlie]

If you're gonna be that into it, I mean, you know, get something out of it for yourself.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hi there, honey. It's Mickey Play. They're. They're into it.

[Co-host Michael]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you know how much failure Disney had with. With Mickey Mouse and all that?

[Co-host Michael]

The story's great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

While he was trying to develop it. Yep. And everybody turned him down. Yep.

[Co-host Michael]

It's a great story.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And when he did Disneyland, they're like, you're out of your mind.

[Co-host Michael]

You're out of your mind. You're going to lose everything you've ever touched. Touched.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

And.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it's one of the biggest things in the world.

[Co-host Eric]

Happiest place on earth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Have you ever been, Bob?

[Co-host Eric]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Me neither.

[Co-host Michael]

I've been to both.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I won't go.

[Co-host Eric]

Why?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because I don't walk well. And that is a walkathon.

[Co-host Eric]

That is true. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

That is true. Unless you're at the concierge level, then they'll take you around in a golf cart.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah. They're crazy, man. The Disney people. We did a TV show there and I'll make it very quick. We did a TV show, their presentation and they said, we'll pick you up at 7:24 in the morning. We laughed. Haha. 7:24. 7:23:30. Guess what? Really at our door. They are so down. It's almost military.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's.

[Co-host Michael]

It's frightening.

[Co-host Eric]

Oh,

[John Clay Wolfe]

Disney. Disney's weird, man.

[Co-host Michael]

It's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, it's a cult.

[Co-host Michael]

It's absolutely a cult. And they watch everything anybody does in the park.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Dial a deal is coming up next. The lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Jim in Las Vegas. What is going on?

[Caller/Guest]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, you were talking about alien crashes a while ago. I. I have a theory about it. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

It's either student drivers or drunk drivers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Oh, those are the aliens. Fair enough. Fred in Canton, Texas. What you got

[Caller/Guest]

the gas money? 1949 black truck.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Showroom.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, I saw that one the other day. It needs a. It needs a. It doesn't have the right engine to bring the tall money. It's pretty though.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. That's the one Richard built for Haviland Oil.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So you bought it from who?

[Caller/Guest]

Richard. Me and Richard. I've been friends with Rich for 25 years. I do all his asphalt concrete work.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Why is it sitting over there now? What are you doing a refresh on it or just trying to sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, you decided I want to sell it. I don't drive it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What did he offer you?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, we've got to try and put it at the auction and put the reserve at like 85.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So you know, if you. If it does hit 85 or when it breaks brings. If it brought 80. And then they stare at you and they say, what do you want to do? And you say sell it. Then it's 10 less than that is what you actually get. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What has Richard offered you for it?

[Caller/Guest]

We didn't even really talk about it. He said he was going to send it to the auction with 30 of his cards.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Oh, well, good. I. It is very pretty. I saw that truck over there. It's gorgeous. Is it. Is it bagged or is it just sitting that low? I mean, can you raise it up and down? Okay. Yeah, it's gorgeous.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's back. You know the green 76 that they totaled? No, no, square body.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard about that one.

[Caller/Guest]

That was my truck also.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you total it?

[Caller/Guest]

No. Richard's guys told us the Richard's insurance

[John Clay Wolfe]

paid me and then it Sold at copart. Then it got rebuilt and then it got sent to Barrett. And I think it sold at Barrett last year, didn't it? Yeah. What a brain. Bring like 80,000 with a salvage title.

[Caller/Guest]

I was surprised.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, gas monkey builds are valuable. It really makes a difference.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I was really surprised that it did that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, thank you. Call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. During this song break, come back. I'll bid some cars on the air. Forgive me the vin.com if I was going nowhere. The cork can carry a mountain. I'm worth more.

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[John Clay Wolfe]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

this is the lightning round. It's the car segment. We're under normally bid the cars, but I'm going to do something a little bit different real quick. I'm going to give car advice which I really don't like doing, but I'll do it anyway because people want it. Thomas, good morning. Good morning. What you, what's your question?

[Caller/Guest]

All right. Try to keep it brief. Looking at buying a new, maybe slightly used half ton crew cab, silverado.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

So you know, they, they got that four cylinder engine in them which, which is, you know, pretty much. They try to force those down your throat. Is it in your. In your world, is that truck worth less to you two or three years down the road than if it had a V8?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Probably 20%.

[Caller/Guest]

So like 20%. So when I go to turn it loose, I listen to you a long time. You go buy sticker off of damn near everything as far as condition is

[John Clay Wolfe]

conditioned for a cross and desirability. In the four cylinder, even the six cylinder half ton trucks, the desirability is much lower. So even if the stickers were the same, it wouldn't matter. These four Cylinder trucks. Okay. We do a squawk box every Thursday morning, 8am Thursday morning we have a conference call with all of our buyers. Everybody that has the ability to write a check for, give me the VIN. And there's like 40 of them, right? 40 guys that have the ability to make a decision and lay a bet with our money. So I need to make sure that those guys GPS that their compasses are tuned up. So we go through the market and we talk about what's hot, what's not. We lose money on four cylinder half ton trucks so often it's almost to the point that I put a no buy on them because I can't get my guys thinking down enough to make a profit, much less not take a loss. They're that bad.

[Caller/Guest]

That makes a lot of sense to me. Me, they just so in, in the GM world you can't get a six cylinder anymore. It's either the four cylinder turbo, a V8 or the diesel.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And you know that get the eight and eight. Gas is great and there's two different versions of it. But the four cylinder in the expeditions. When we lose money on an expedition, I immediately looked down on the list. I saw that you think it was a four cylinder or a six cylinder?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, 100.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They love yourself. Thank you, thank you, thank you. All right, you're good. Alan, in Baton Rouge, you want a 21 RAV4 with 150,000 miles. Is 19,000 a good deal? I have a shot journey that I was trying to trade in. We offered next to nothing for it. Give me the bin. Okay, because it's, it's shot. But here, here's what you're doing, Alan. You're going out and buying $150,000 Toyota for 20 grand. 150,000 miles, Toyota for 20 grand. And it's not desirable. It's a RAV4. It's a wind up toy. That truck is half that. That truck is double. It's 10,000 too high. Here's what you do. Go buy a new Toyota Camry for $27,000 new and make payments on it.

[Caller/Guest]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh man, you'd be doing yourself such a better justice. One of my mechanics called the other day and he was fixing to buy a Nissan Pro 4X with 34,000 miles on it for $29,000 I believe. And I said don't do that. I said go get three prices and go buy a new one. And it's probably going to cost you four or five grand more, but it'll be two years newer. Two or three model years newer and it's 35,000 miles less for 5,000. That's better and smarter. And the payments will probably be the same. And that's exactly what he did. And he called me and thanked me. So there you go. Later. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars, the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin dot com.

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We don't care nothing about no spirit week.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don't come emailing me. Talking about they need to bring a yellow shirt.

[Caller/Guest]

They need water guns.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They need. They're not participating. Waiting. Okay? If it requires me spending any more money, that's it. Don't send me no QRL code to scan. I'm not signing up.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't care. Did they pass? That's all we care about right now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Anything else?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't care.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm not spending another dollar to wrap it up.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, well, he's very popular. The sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him.

[Podbean Announcer]

They think he's a righteous dude.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I feel just like that woman. All I care is if they pass. I don't want no QR codes. I don't want no emails. There's just. Y' all don't have little kids. You did, but there's just too much interaction with school.

[Co-host Charlie]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Constant emails all day.

[Co-host Michael]

All day.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Just. Just stop. Just stop. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. So what was the story about the. Well, first of all, we have Britney's DUI video.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Audio.

[Co-host Eric]

They finally released it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How she. Is she singing or dancing?

[Co-host Michael]

California highway patrol has released the video of Britney Spears DUI Arrest this. Back in March, when she was asked to get out of the car, she instead decided to offer them some lasagna and maybe a dip in her swimming pool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There you go.

[Co-host Michael]

Got number six.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's a nice offer.

[Caller/Guest]

While we're talking, can you turn the vehicle off?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Look, and I go follow you up

[Caller/Guest]

there so I'm not on the street

[John Clay Wolfe]

with all these people here. How about this? What if we have you get out of the car.

[Caller/Guest]

We'll put you in one of our cars and we'll drive around the corner so we're somewhere that there's a bunch of people driving by.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, I don't want to get in your car, sir.

[Podbean Announcer]

You can come to my house. I'll make you food and lasagna or whatever.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You want one.

[Caller/Guest]

I have a poop.

[Co-host Charlie]

Wow.

[Co-host Eric]

I couldn't turn that down.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She's crazy. Is she. She's just crazy. I mean, that's not even drunk. That's just crazy.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, and if they fall for that, Britney's has. She has more. She has more Options here. Cut 6.2.

[Caller/Guest]

Under the influence of alcohol or drugs or both impair your ability to safely operate a motorcycle. I take L and proac every morning, okay? I'm like a Stepford Wife.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay? If you continue to drive under the

[Caller/Guest]

influence of alcohol or drugs or both,

[John Clay Wolfe]

you could be charged with murder.

[Caller/Guest]

Do you understand that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, sure, I know.

[Caller/Guest]

My mom accidentally killed a man on a bike. Okay?

[John Clay Wolfe]

How come my mom got away with everything?

[Caller/Guest]

My mom tried to kill me. Because you have been arrested for dui.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm not arrested.

[Caller/Guest]

Sir, you are required by state law to submit to a chemical test.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I know my rights.

[Caller/Guest]

Do you understand what I have explained to you? But you understand the other side of the half of the other defense of a recollection of a woman. Do you understand. Understand what he said? I do not agree with you saying that I'm a rich. Listen, okay, you don't have to agree. I don't understand when you say that

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm being a. I don't believe that. Poor thing. She just whack.

[Co-host Eric]

That's that give an inch, take a mile thing, you know? They were nice to her at first.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah, that's.

[Co-host Charlie]

That's bad.

[Co-host Michael]

I'm not arrested. Yeah, you kind of are.

[Co-host Charlie]

Then she said her mom killed somebody.

[Co-host Michael]

Your mother killed somebody on a bike.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Nothing like throwing your mom under the bus for murder.

[Co-host Michael]

Mom got away with it.

[Co-host Eric]

I take a Prozac every day. I'm like a Stepford wife.

[Co-host Michael]

God, I'm so sorry. Bless her heart.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Jesus. I didn't know she was that crazy.

[Show Announcer]

Did she?

[Co-host Charlie]

Well, she was arrested, right? And did she get out bail or

[Co-host Michael]

why she got out?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, I've heard the new Michael Jackson movie is awesome. Has anybody seen it?

[Co-host Eric]

I keep hearing that.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And his nephew plays him. And he sounds like him, looks like him, dances like him.

[Co-host Michael]

Is it a documentary or is it like a movie? Movie.

[Co-host Charlie]

Movie.

[Co-host Michael]

Okay.

[Co-host Eric]

How's that? Jermaine's son. Or Tito.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I forgot.

[Co-host Eric]

Or latoya's.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know, one of the brothers. And we were looking it up. I think he's got eight kids. Whichever kid. Whichever. Jackson has eight kids. And I think they all. I think it's Jermaine's. I think all the names start with a J. Imagine that. Get out of here.

[Co-host Michael]

No way. I think, actually Kyle on the show actually watched. Has seen them movie.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, Kyle, you there? Let me see if I've got him miked up. Video tech.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

Y.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What? Did you watch the movie? The Michael Jackson movie? Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, it was good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Like, how good? Well, we missed the part where Michael dad abuses him. Okay. But we got there a little late.

[Co-host Charlie]

My buddies were slacking.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but I mean, it was good,

[Co-host Charlie]

like, the entire way through. It's kind of a musical, obviously.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But, I mean, the theater, they had the bass turned up all the way. Awesome. It was bumping.

[Co-host Charlie]

You're like, what, 17? What do you know about Michael?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Like,

[Co-host Charlie]

Besides his dad beating him, which you missed. Well, I mean, the movie kind of explains it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's why I went and watched it. So is it.

[Co-host Charlie]

Well, so this was your. Like, you're learning about Michael J. Jackson. So what did you learn?

[John Clay Wolfe]

You live in the middle of the country, like, on a hill. How do you get to the movie theaters?

[Co-host Charlie]

Well, I just drive to Granbury.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Co-host Michael]

I do have cars out here.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, that's not my.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But, like, if y' all are gonna go to the movie, that's like a road trip. Oh, yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

It's about 40 minutes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you like living in the country? Do you wish you lived in the city? No. All right.

[Co-host Eric]

You know what it is, Charlie?

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's like, does your dad pay for your gas? Not my dad, but one of your parents.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. But for school.

[Co-host Charlie]

Because I drive every day to school, to Granbury.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you get kicked out of school?

[Co-host Charlie]

Not kicked out. But they didn't accept my transfer to high school.

[Co-host Eric]

What.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's that mean?

[Co-host Charlie]

Well, I got in too many scuffles.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, you're a fighter.

[Co-host Charlie]

Slightly. You're a fighter. I did not get that from.

[Co-host Michael]

Never have picked that up.

[Co-host Charlie]

Well, people used to just screw with

[John Clay Wolfe]

me because your long hair.

[Co-host Charlie]

No, my hair didn't really used to be this long.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He let his hair grow out when he was ready to really start fighting.

[Co-host Michael]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So, okay, so you. You left school. Like, was it a public school or private school? And you went to another school, and they wouldn't accept it, so Glen Rose Junior High.

[Co-host Charlie]

I went to. I Went six through eight.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just whipping ass every day. Just don't f. With Kyle. You up? Okay? Definitely, bro.

[Co-host Michael]

I think he's about to come in here and whip.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, then. In eighth grade, you decided to transfer to a different school.

[Co-host Charlie]

Wasn't a decision really.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It was more of a.

[Co-host Charlie]

They wouldn't accept my transfer to the high school.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because of how many times you've been to the office. Yes. I know how that feels. I've been there. I feel for you in that one.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was in ISS like every month. I got to spend the last semester of my senior year in. In house during one period because I was an office attendant and. And I was selling absences to my friends and my good friends. I just hook them up. But I was the one that, like the homeroom count. And my dad, when he found out that I was in that position, he said, this will be a problem.

[Caller/Guest]

Like.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What do you mean? He said, you don't need to have that power to let people to. To record their absence substances. And it did turn into an issue, and I got put in. In house for the rest of the semester.

[Co-host Charlie]

Entrepreneurs, young age. There.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It wasn't so much selling. Selling sounds sexy. It was really more just taking care of your friends. But, you know, so you. When you transferred, they didn't accept it. So that's why you went to private school? Yeah. Well, it's still a public school.

[Co-host Charlie]

It's a public charter.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Were you pregnant? No. He's not. Charter schools. What? Just for pregnant people.

[Caller/Guest]

Pregnant? Hey, what? What?

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, when a chick gets knocked up in high school, she gets kicked over to this charter school. Back in my day. I don't know if that's still. Are there pregnant women walking the high school halls? You know why you don't see charter school? Do what? I think there's. There's only one that I've known of. Like when you were. Okay, baba. What was that a thing in your school? If you got knocked up in high school that you got bopped out to the knob school? Well, I know.

[Co-host Eric]

I. I mean, I wasn't aware of anybody that did that. We all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think they were good at keeping it down.

[Co-host Eric]

I. I had pregnant classmates.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

In high school?

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah. Not a ton. Not a ton, but a few.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Abidam.

[Co-host Eric]

It happens.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Can you imagine having a pregnant girl?

[Co-host Eric]

I come from a really nice town, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Co-host Eric]

All the. All the things that might be culturally backward or weird about it. People are good to each other. We do take care of each other. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What the hell does that have to do with being pregnant in high school?

[Co-host Eric]

Well, I mean, nobody, you know, nobody judges you that far. We're all a bunch of.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I bet there's a lot in Oklahoma.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, God, yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Nobody's saying anybody's a freak. I'm just saying that I. I do believe, unless I'm wrong, that when you get pregnant in the isd I was in. In high school, that you go to the.

[Caller/Guest]

The.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The school for pregnant people. I don't think that they wanted them in the hallway, Michael.

[Caller/Guest]

Just don't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They. They didn't want. It's like, hey, it's cool to be pregnant in high school.

[Co-host Eric]

If they disappeared them, where I come from, they did it quietly and nobody ever knew anything about it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's like the pregnant. What do you call it when you go underground with the government, if you're an informant? Witness protection. The pregnant. The pregnant High school protection program.

[Co-host Charlie]

Pregnancy protection.

[Co-host Michael]

It happens so often. We have a program where you vanish.

[Co-host Eric]

I say we're freaks, though, where I come from, because in a small enough town that's geographically, you know, far enough away from any big towns, there's nothing for teenagers to do but drink and screw.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That was before. Teenagers don't drink as much anymore.

[Co-host Eric]

They don't screw either.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They don't screw as much either. That's what I heard.

[Co-host Charlie]

What does this all have to do with the Michael Jackson movie?

[Co-host Michael]

We have no idea.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, we could.

[Co-host Eric]

We could connect. We could probably connect it if we got weird.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, Michael Jackson was a freak and he was accused of screwing high schoolers.

[Co-host Charlie]

And he got in fights too, in high school and got kicked out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Michael Jackson did.

[Co-host Charlie]

I don't know. I mean, that's where it started.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But his dad was a fighter. Yeah.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah, that's true. Beat up his kid.

[Co-host Michael]

Allegedly. Maybe allegedly.

[Co-host Eric]

I think the sequel is going to be a whole different kind of movie.

[Caller/Guest]

Allegedly.

[Co-host Eric]

I really do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We'll be back in a minute. We'll be back in a minute. More John Clay Wolf show right here on this station. Remember to go to jcwshow.com and click join to join the wolf pack so we can get your email. So when after our final terrestrial show on June 27, we can let you know where we're gonna land. Be right back. When I came in, I thought I

[Co-host Eric]

heard you fellas rehearsing my tune.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If it's cool, let's get together and do it.

[Co-host Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

One, two, three, four.

[Show Announcer]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sounds so good.

[Show Announcer]

Taking over your radio Every Saturday morning, hit him up. 800-800-READIO. The John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The bike rally out in Walnut Springs was a attendance success.

[Co-host Michael]

It's huge.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But the organization out at the campground, a lot of complaints and I need to be. This is, remember the whole drama why we didn't let that fellow run. We. We had a separation. So this was not our bike rally. It was another fellas. And I'm glad he did it. And I mean, it was. It was good. But I just want to be clear that the lack of organization on it has no reflection on myself or the Walnut Springs rally that's coming up in October 22nd.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because that was exactly what we were concerned about. And we did not want a black eye. Turned out it wasn't a bad deal. I'm. I'm not trying to beat on. It was a good deal, but there's just, I think what was going on. Like VIPs that were sold in this stuff that was getting oversold that they couldn't deliver on. I think the guy had a great idea. He was working hard, but he, it was just more than what he could handle as far as the logistics on. On his part. And I'm, again, I'm not bagging on it. I just want to make sure that some people that were unhappy with what they bought. Please don't think it was. I was part of it.

[Co-host Michael]

October will be much better.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It is very well organized. There's a board. There's a gazillion sponsors. It's going to be. I think it's going to be five times the size of that one last weekend and last weekend. Last weekend was a good turn.

[Co-host Michael]

It was a big turn.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It was a big time.

[Co-host Michael]

I saw photos.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Yeah, it was fun. Town was fun. Brought it more into town this time

[Co-host Eric]

Thursday, before it really even had a chance to start real well. I was surprised by the number of people just in that area where we hang around downtown.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, yeah, it was good.

[Co-host Eric]

You know, it was fun. Fun.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm really glad he did it.

[Co-host Eric]

It's good for town, so.

[Co-host Charlie]

Can't wait. October 22nd through the 24th. Right. Walnut Springs rally dot com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. It'll be good. And then the car show, we're going to do that in November. I got to get the date on that. The big car show.

[Co-host Charlie]

There's a lot of things coming up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You got cars, coffee, quesadilla, cars, coffee, quesadillas next Sunday. And that will be the last one for the summer because it just gets.

[Co-host Michael]

We've been lucky up Till now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It gets too hot.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And really what that is, the truth of what that is, is I get up on Sundays and I go drive these back roads and I was lonely and I'm like, hey, that, that first time. Like, hey, if anybody wants to show up, here's my route, here's what I'm going to do. And we can eat breakfast at the Cantina. And about 60 people showed up and it was cool and it still is cool. And they'll do it again next week. But there's a little bit of pressure. It was a little more fun not worrying about it.

[Co-host Michael]

Sure. Once you make it a regular deal.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. And then there's some pressure of production, for lack of a better term. And it. Because before it was just me and just hauling ass and. And I'll probably still do that on last Sunday of every month, but just not advertise it. So. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just show.

[Co-host Eric]

Love it.

[Co-host Michael]

Call that a pop up.

[Co-host Charlie]

Yeah.

[Co-host Eric]

People love it though. I see a lot of the feedback from that. I mean, people are really digging. That's a good time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And that's really. I just want people to go have a good time. I just don't want the pressure of having to. What's next? What's next? What's next? Well, this is actually my decompression day, the one day a week I have off and I just. I don't know, I just don't want to have to. I have to do so much plan and it just. I'm kind of overloaded, is the truth.

[Co-host Eric]

You gotta have an admin day in your life. Live. Yeah, admin day.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Co-host Eric]

You know, settle your, your, your own stuff straightened, you know. I know I do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's all good. Let's play Jeopardy. We haven't done that in months.

[Co-host Eric]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. Do we have enough time? Just roll. Three minutes.

[Co-host Charlie]

It's gonna be close.

[Co-host Eric]

I'll move as fast as I can. Let's test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf. Show crew want to hear you catching. Category one, A fish is a fish by any other name. Let's dig into some fish facts. Category 2, the boxing game or our memories of the world's oldest spectator sport. Ready to play Jeopardy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Here we go.

[Co-host Eric]

Category one, Question one. Recent rumors of these large fish migrating into the freshwater great Lakes have been called blatantly false because these deep water sea fish require salt water to survive.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What are sharks?

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah, a little. A little more. Just like their fictional relative who terrorized the seaside town of Amity, New York in this Blockbuster movie from 1975.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What? I mean, what's Jaws?

[Co-host Eric]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Co-host Eric]

Ding, ding. That's correct.

[Co-host Charlie]

What is sharks?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Isn't that right? He's just a. He didn't want me to win.

[Co-host Eric]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let's go.

[Co-host Eric]

It's a movie title. It says Blockbuster 1975.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought I got here to hold fish.

[Co-host Eric]

Gotta hear the whole question.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought that. I thought the. Okay.

[Co-host Eric]

Jaws is a fish. Question 2. This rather expensive fish is one of the most pricey delicacies in Japan. And will kill a diner. And will kill a diner dead in less than 6 hours.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Movie. A movie.

[Co-host Eric]

It's not a movie.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's a fish. I know.

[Co-host Charlie]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Co-host Eric]

Briquet.

[Co-host Charlie]

What is puffer fish?

[Co-host Eric]

That is correct.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bingo.

[Co-host Charlie]

Okay, I'm confused.

[John Clay Wolfe]

2 minutes and 52 seconds.

[Co-host Eric]

If it asks for a movie in the question. Turley. Then you have to give a movie title.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Guys, what do I tell you?

[Co-host Eric]

Cheese. Question three. This two species of North American freshwater fish are popular game fish among recreational anglers, and despite their name, are considered one of the best tasting fish on the planet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ding, ding, ding. What is trout?

[Co-host Eric]

It's incorrect.

[Co-host Michael]

Ding, ding, ding. What are.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Crappie.

[Co-host Eric]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What is hoodfish?

[Co-host Michael]

Delicious.

[Co-host Eric]

Category two. Question one. This professional boxer was considered one of the heaviest hitters in the business. Until a legendary bout with Larry Holmes in which his manager threw in the towel after the 13th round.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Muhammad Ali?

[Co-host Eric]

Incorrect. The Great White Hope.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I know who it is.

[Co-host Charlie]

See, I was gonna say Mike Tyke.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, I don't remember his name, though

[Co-host Eric]

I watched his fight take a Mulligan staff.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Jerry something. It is Jerry something.

[Co-host Eric]

Correct answers. Who's Jerry Cooney?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Told you. I'm gonna take it. Thanks.

[Co-host Eric]

That was a great fight.

[Co-host Charlie]

John's got it.

[Co-host Eric]

Question 2. Mike Tyson's impressive run as world champion ended when with his loss to this veritable underdog in 1990.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Ronda Rossi?

[Co-host Charlie]

That's funny, but no, thank you.

[Co-host Eric]

Incorrect. First guy to beat Tyson.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Co-host Charlie]

Is it Buster Douglas?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes, it is. Nice, Warhola.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah, daddy. Question three. This Hollywood bouncer and part time bodyguard did a superstar turn as the temperamental, brutal Clubber lang in Rocky 3.

[Co-host Charlie]

Ding, ding, ding. Okay, who is Mr. T?

[Co-host Eric]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, wow. He's tied up with me.

[Co-host Eric]

Minute 15 in the bonus round. Category 1. This method of deceptive online scamming is named after this bottom feeder, which is a favorite food in the southern United States.

[Co-host Michael]

Who is what is Catfish?

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's correct, man.

[Co-host Charlie]

JD's in the lead now.

[Co-host Michael]

Oh, stop.

[Co-host Charlie]

There's a double jeopardy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, but he just got two. Did he get one? A minute ago.

[Co-host Eric]

Category 2 and last list considered one of the earliest super fight matchups. The championship bout pitted Muhammad Ali against Joe Frazier on October 1st of 1975 at Area in the Philippines.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ding, ding, ding. What is Rumble in the Jungle?

[Co-host Eric]

Incredible.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What was the question? It was the name of the super fight.

[Co-host Eric]

Yeah. Araneda in the Philippines.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Not the Africa Rumble in the Chinese Buffet.

[Co-host Michael]

That's it.

[Co-host Eric]

No Tiki?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[Co-host Eric]

Rondry?

[Co-host Charlie]

No, that's not it.

[Co-host Eric]

Correct answer is what is the Thriller in Manila?

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's exactly right.

[Co-host Eric]

Also very good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

5. Hey guys, anybody win West Coast? JD West Coast. Coming up, Vegas, San Diego, Phoenix, Louisiana. KLS. Good morning everybody. You got another hour show coming and the video for the six wheel Ferrari is coming up on our YouTube channel. Channel we launch at 12 Central every Saturday. I haven't seen it yet. I'm excited to get off. The guys really think it's good and we will find out in a minute. But yeah, that's on our YouTube channel. So if you've been asking me what's up with the F6 Ferrari fix to find out,

[Co-host Eric]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

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