#357 John Clay Wolfe Show 05.30.26

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #357 (05.30.26)

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Date: May 30, 2026

Episode Overview

In this milestone episode, John Clay Wolfe and his crew (JD Ryan, Bobbo, Michael Turley, and others) serve up another wild ride through their trademark mix of cars, sports, rock & roll, and uncensored real talk. With major announcements about the end of their terrestrial radio era and reveals about upcoming live events, the show is equal parts car talk, shop stories, nostalgia, controversy, and absolute chaos.

Listeners are treated to vintage Wolfe banter, listener call-ins, ‘Dear John’ moments, rapid-fire news, car auctions, and a round-up of regrets. There’s plenty of humor, some self-reflection, and the kind of offbeat community-building that’s become a JCW hallmark over two decades.

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Main Announcements & Upcoming Events

The End of an Era: Final Terrestrial Radio Shows

• John Clay Wolfe: "Our last show will be June 27, our last terrestrial radio show, and we're going to do it from Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas." (01:34)
• Upcoming live event locations:
  • Next week: Walnut Springs Roadhouse (remote show)
  • June 20: In California with Adam Carolla (details TBA)
  • June 27: Final terrestrial show at Gas Monkey Ice House, Dallas

Special Events & Listener Meetups

• California Send-off: June 20, Jordan Event Center, Santa Ana, with Adam Carolla. Documentary screening after the show. (26:05)
• 20th Anniversary Celebration: Big farewell party at Gas Monkey, June 27; unveiling the F6 Ferrari project. (26:43, 65:11, 125:00)
• Car Community Events:
  • Cars, Coffee & Quesadillas at GMTV Garage, Walnut Springs.
  • Mopar 5150 Car Show in Celeste, TX (55:17)
  • First ever public GMTV live auction June 6 after the show—bid on classic barn finds and collection cars (57:03, 65:54, 126:00)

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

Car Talk: Buying, Selling, and Collector Stories

• Live call-ins from listeners looking to get bids on everything from rare Firehawks to Bel Airs and Super Bees.
• Lightning Round: Rapid appraisal/bid sessions—some classic cars, others with unexpected backstories.
  • Notable Quote: "I gave a hundred grand for one that was a 300 grand build, and I still had hell getting out of it." — John, on classic Stingray values (90:06)

Dealer Backstage Peek & Auction Drama

• Inside look at the GiveMeTheVin.com (GMTV) process, classic collection buys, and challenges of appraising obscure builds (like a giant drivable shopping cart).
• John discusses upcoming buying trips and the realities (and pitfalls) of restoring versus buying newer classics.

Life on the Airwaves: 20th Anniversary, Memories, and Exit Strategy

• John reflects on the show's evolution from local Texas radio to national syndication and the unique opportunity to sign off “on his own terms”—unlike most radio hosts who get axed without notice (143:25).
• Teases for future “greatest hits” nostalgia segments: highlights from guests like Cheech & Chong, Simon Cowell, Joe Walsh, Sammy Hagar, and bits from earlier years (142:01).

Listener Regulars: Community Characters

• Frequent call-in characters return, including Speech Impediment Terrence (who does a rapid-fire, often hilarious news roundup at 59:11) and Blind Dorian with his airplane adventure.
• Notion that the JCW Show has built a supportive, irreverent radio family: "This is the highlight of his week." — John, about Speech Impediment Terrence (62:48)

Outrage, Regrets, and Teachable Moments

• The infamous F6 video editing saga: John’s story of a bad edit that sparked local outrage by juxtaposing a bulldozer-with-meth-trailer voiceover against a video of a local grandpa watering his tomatoes.
  • Quote: "A hater, which I know who it was, created a new fake Facebook account...and said look at what this guy said about our town." (98:02)
• Callers and hosts share life “deletes”—regrets, embarrassing bar stories, and moments they wish they could edit from history. (104:55)
  • Highlights: Classic “pee” stories, familial car sales gone sour, near-bankruptcy due to meth-related employee issues.

Sports Controversy: Texas Tech vs. UT Showdown

• Hot discussion about Texas Tech’s donor publicly challenging UT to cancel their opener for a direct matchup and offering to pay both schools’ buyout fees.
  • Quote: "We are bulls, y’all are steers." — JCW paraphrasing Tech’s bold stance (47:00–48:45)
  • Conversation about NCAA betting scandals (Texas Tech QB under fire for sports gambling while on team).

Florida News Oddities

• Cop gives texting ticket to driver with no right hand (67:01)
• Pokémon card theft involving chainsaw and gamer culture; customers try to “heal” scene with necromancy spell (68:51)

Mail from Jail: Real Correspondence

• Letter from a federal inmate (in for 47 kilos of ghost [meth] dope) to his “gangster” wife, read by “Johnny Cash” (117:39, 122:03)
• Wife calls in to react, admitting challenges and hopes for his release.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• "There’s no bad publicity when you say you’re going to run over meth dealers' RVs with a bulldozer. But they take out the meth dealer part and they B-roll a guy watering his tomatoes. It changes the context." — John (08:00)

• "It's not limited to only white people, but Anglo Saxons love it the most. Yes, it's white people pasta night." — JD Ryan (56:17, musical parody)

• "If you want to get rid of your spam calls and robo calls, go to jcwshow.com and click the incogni link... They will attack the robo calls and attack the spammers and you will get your life back." — John, on personal data protection (138:44)

• “Out of all the jobs you have going on, could you send the gay electrician to another site, somewhere else, without an outdoor shower, by the way...” — John, recounting his infamous plumber story (10:43)

• "The hater... created a new fake Facebook account and posted that video... and said, look at what this guy said about our town... and boy, it fired 'em up." — John (98:02)

• "Things that you did or happened in your life, things that you did not happen to your life. I want to hear about things that you did that you wish you could delete." — John, setting up the regret call-in segment (104:05)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Farewell Announcements & Events: 01:34, 26:05, 26:43, 65:11, 125:00
• Dear John Letter & Plumber Story: 08:23–11:26
• F6 Video Controversy Discussion: 07:39, 98:02–99:45
• Texas Tech vs. UT Sports Challenge: 44:48–49:09, 136:15
• Lightning Round (Car Appraisals): 13:53, 90:06, 126:59, 129:38
• Speech Impediment Terrence Rapid News: 59:11–62:58
• Mail from Jail & Wife Call-In: 117:39–125:00
• Florida News Oddities: 67:01–70:26
• Caller Regrets (“Life Deletes”): 104:55–115:00

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Tone, Style & Flavor

• Candid, irreverent, and often intentionally provocative with an undercurrent of self-deprecating honesty and old-school radio camaraderie.
• Liberal use of off-color humor, stories of debauchery, and listener call-ins that blur the line between cars-and-bids talk and talk-radio morning show theatre.
• Community-driven: regular listeners have their own storylines and inside jokes.

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Summary Takeaways

This episode exemplifies the JCW Show’s role as both gearhead community and wild confessional booth:

• Major transitions for the show and host, with open invites to join live for their final run on terrestrial radio.
• Listeners get real advice for car restoration, buying/selling, and collector pitfalls—but the true engine is in the storytelling.
• Despite (or because of) multiple controversies—a viral bad edit, jokes gone awry—the show leans into transparency, owning mistakes and inviting both critics and longtime fans to join the conversation.
• The “life deletes” segment brings hilarious, painful, and deeply human moments from both listeners and hosts, serving as a cathartic send-off for the last era of JCW’s syndicated radio adventure.

For fans and first-timers alike: This episode is raw, riotous, and deeply rewarding for anyone who loves cars, chaos, and community radio done the John Clay Wolfe way.

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Transcript

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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. America's largest weekend morning show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the bed.

[Show Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning everybody. Why it's fresh my mind. Our last show will be 27 June, our last terrestrial radio show and we're going to do it from Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas.

[JD Ryan]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Next week we're doing the show from the Walnut Springs roadhouse.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And June 20th, I believe. That's right. I'm doing the show in California with Adam Carolla and I'll announce that. So going away show for the California listeners. Okay, I will announce that soon.

[Michael Turley]

So you have three opportunities to see us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

Can't say. And it's covering everywhere, right? Well, no, not everywhere, but you know,

[John Clay Wolf]

you know where what I did disappoint is I never got to Pittsburgh because those guys really like us up there. Or they like you, Turley and Bob. I don't know if they like me. Glenn in Pennsylvania.

[Caller/Listener]

How are you? Pretty good. How are you guys doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. I see a 13,000 mile six speed Firehawk 2000 model, but you want 40 grand for it. And I just sold a 97 with 80 for 9,800 on Wednesday, and it was a Firehawk. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, that pretty much answered my question. I might as well just start driving the thing and running yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yours is way better than mine, but it's not 40 grand better. You know what I mean? I think your rig with 13 could push mid 20s and maybe 30. I need to do some research on it. You know, you got a 13,000 mile. It's a good car. It's great car. I'd love to have it, but. But the price is too high.

[Caller/Listener]

Nope, understood. They're kind of hard to research on the net, and I appreciate your input, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Just go to givemetheven.com if you want to. If 30 grand would buy it, I'll look at it at 30. I. I have a feeling off my gut we're going to be mid-20s to upper 20s, but I'll. Damn. You know, these things change. I mean, I can't remember every single car making model every day of the week I've had. I've bought and sold, say, 20 of them in the past 20 years, and they've definitely come up in. The last one I had was the crappy one last week, but I had a good one that we sold for 20 about two years ago that was like, yours. So, anyway, there you go. That's what I know. Thank you. Good morning, J.D.

[Bobbo]

good morning, John. How are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller/Listener]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Speech impediment, Terrence.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, I got some. Georgia.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I just wanted to say we're just doing pleasantries right now. I just want to say good morning. I acknowledge you're there, you're on time. You're on time to work. You know, somebody said, hey, that's really terrible that y' all make fun of that guy. Speech impedimentary. So I'm like, hang on, right? This guy that we're making fun of is sitting there 20 minutes before the show on hold every week. This is a highlight of his week.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thank you. Speech. Hold on a minute. Oh, yeah, make him wait. I mean, he's. He just. He's a. He's a regular caller. I mean, Dorian up in Pittsburgh. Dorian. Blind Dorian. We got speech impediment, Terrence, and blind ass Dorian. Blind ass Dorian. How are you doing?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm doing good. I got a little surgery coming up on the 6, but the news is I bought a 411.

[John Clay Wolf]

411? You mean a 421.

[Caller/Listener]

No, 411. 65. 411.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's nothing better than a blind pilot.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, back then I could see. I flew this airplane a long time ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a project. One engine sitting down at one stop in Long beach. The airplane sitting in Corona, and his daughter wants to sell it because Bill Goodwin had the airplane and he had a stroke and died. And it's been sitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but he had a stroke and died when the motor went out mid flight. And then they crashed trying to fix it. You'd want to pawn it off on me now, and you haven't even seen it because you're blind, but it looks really good.

[Caller/Listener]

I could see. Yeah. Before the wreck, they found some metal in the oil, so they jerked the motor off, and the motor's sitting down in Long beach waiting for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I will bet you $1,000 and you and I both put the thousand dollars up in escrow that that plane. How old are you?

[Caller/Listener]

68.

[John Clay Wolf]

78. 78. That plane will never, ever, ever get finished. And I put a thousand dollars on it under your ownership.

[Caller/Listener]

You'll have my thousand in. I'm going to try and get it done right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, man. Thank you, sir.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, that airplane was good. A lot of guys I know could really fly that airplane, but the tail was like a 310 tail, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now I'm looking at a picture. Yeah, I. I wasn't very familiar with them. Is it. Is it pressurized?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hey, good. Good talking to you, Dorian. Hi, J.D.

[Bobbo]

hi there. Good morning. What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

We've greeted everyone. We have not greeted DJ Pre K3 Kizzles in the house, the rapper.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, players.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the deal? And is Kyle back there or is it Tommy?

[Michael Turley]

It's Tommy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tommy boy.

[Caller/Listener]

Tommy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tommy, are you there?

[JD Ryan]

Hear me?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[JD Ryan]

Hello, Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. How's our video going for the today? Is it. Is it ready? The one that goes up at noon or do you know?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they're finalizing everything right now, but it should be. It should be no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

It should be ready to go out at noon. Do they. This is on our YouTube channel. You can go to jcwshow.com. do those guys. Are they staying up all night doing that?

[JD Ryan]

It depends.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, for this video, it was kind of a last minute change, so I'm sure that they were pulling a pretty late one. Yeah, they'll probably be nap in the middle of the day today. Okay. Is that why nobody answers me? Like when I. By the time I Watch it. And I start asking questions about what they did, and nobody ever answers me. I feel like 100%. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

100% by like 1. 1 in the afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Makes sense. That's what happened last week when I asked them delete that segment. And everybody was asleep.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you want to. You want to get into that now? The F6 video, it's too good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we should save it for later. It was. It was that. It was. It created a lot of drama this week.

[Bobbo]

Did it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Stay tuned.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stay tuned.

[Bobbo]

Can't wait to hear this.

[JD Ryan]

Always remember, there's no bad publicity when

[John Clay Wolf]

you say you're going to run over.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meth dealers, RVs with a bulldozer. Oh. But they take out the meth dealer part and they B roll a guy watering his tomatoes. It changes the context of the video.

[Bobbo]

That's great. Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

So as you can imagine.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a little issue.

[Bobbo]

I bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got going on?

[Bobbo]

We have a Dear John letter. You want to hear that? Some of the guys like speech impedimen. And some of these folks have been listening for a very long time, like Peach Impetum and Terrence and the Blind Gentleman. Anyway, this one comes from a listener. It's been around, obviously, for long. This is Dear John. It comes from William Carnegie. And he says, the one thing I've learned over the last 20 years of listening to the John Clay Wolf show is never shower naked outside with a gay plumber.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

I read that. I'm like, dude, how do we start that story?

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't that crazy long ago because I was out here.

[Bobbo]

Seems like it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was out here. And that. That was within the past three years.

[Bobbo]

Three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So I. I remember it like it was yesterday.

[Bobbo]

There I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like, you know, this morning you heard me riding the. Doing the laps on the dirt track. I got up right at sunrise, and off my room, there's a patio with a shower on. And I'm out here by myself in the country, like in a camp setting. It looks like you're camping is what it feels like. And I walk out in my birthday suit.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And shower on the outdoor patio at sunrise in the middle of the morning.

[Bobbo]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, there was a construction project going on across the way that was a garage being built that had a wall in it and a cutout. It's my wife's room and. But this little cutout window almost looks like a deer blind.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm in my shower and shampoo and all the stuff. Minding my own business, thinking, God is good and. And look at the sun rising and beautiful. And there's a. There's a gay plumber. Actually, it was an electrician.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I'm not sure if he was gay. We didn't get to that point.

[JD Ryan]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

A voyeuristic electrician staring at you. That was staring at me through the deer blind window. Was he loping his mule? I don't know.

[Bobbo]

We'll never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll never know. But I do know that I. There was. But see, when I caught eyes with him, like, what the hell? And then I just kept looking, but he kept looking back. The reason I think he might be of the homosexual nature is he was giving me. He wasn't ducking. He was looking back at me like, you want some of. You know, like.

[Michael Turley]

Like he was waiting for you to drop the soap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he didn't duck off. He. He connected. Like, are we having a moment? I'm like, no, we are not having a moment. You're having a moment, and that moment is you're getting your ass out of here. And I called the supervisor and said, whoever your gay electrician is out here. Which one? I said, who's on the job this morning, you know as Babo. No Baba. No offense, Papa. Just making up a name. I was like, well, I told him the story, dude. And he started laughing and I started laughing, but I said, this is very awkward. I wondered if you had another electrician that you could send out at this juncture.

[Michael Turley]

So you never saw him again. No, that would have been the awkward part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right. Out of all the jobs you have going on, could you send the gay electrician to another site, different, somewhere else,

[Bobbo]

without an outdoor shower, by the way, you also know there's a lot of cameras out here now, so, you know, there's a place up at the gate and other places, and your assistant, by the way, checks them from time to time. She says about once a week, she catches you outdoors.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Relieving yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's odd.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, she says that happens.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Jd, why did you throw her into us like that?

[Bobbo]

Just because we're talking about John being naked on his own property.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the. The light, the. The. You set it up. Yeah, you just.

[Michael Turley]

You just disturbed.

[Bobbo]

Did I disturb you?

[JD Ryan]

I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

I thought it was funny.

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I guess.

[Bobbo]

Maybe not. Hey, dial the deals coming up, this is where John will actually buy your car. On the radio, if you have a car you want to sell and you, obviously you can go to givemetheven.com givemethe vin.com put all that in there or just call on now. 800800 radio. That's 800-800-7234. Give him year, make, model, miles. And of course he's going to ask you a few questions about it. Year, make, model, miles. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-7234. Dollar deal is next with John cars,

[John Clay Wolf]

coffee, quesadilla, Walnut Springs GMTV garage. Tomorrow morning, 9:00am is the last one of the summer. It's going to be too hot. So I'll be there with the fire chicken. And I'm going to do the Crazy 8 road tour after we eat. I'm worth a lot more.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth more.

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[JD Ryan]

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[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it is the lightning round, and this guy has a car collection. Brian, how many cars do you have?

[Caller/Listener]

We probably had about 150.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how many of them run?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I would say probably 10%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Is it the ones that I've lived? Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they yours or did you inherit them?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir, they're not. They're a friend of ours and he inherited them from his dad. His dad was our. Me and my buddy. He. The dad was our friend and he passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, guys, I gotta go. Y' all finish the radio show. I'm heading to go see Brian right now. No. Yeah. So. So what's the best car in the group?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, the best or my favorite?

[John Clay Wolf]

Both.

[Caller/Listener]

There's a. We have a fit. We have a 57 Turner, which is just a teeny tiny British racing car. The Ferrari 328 I really like. We've got a. A Ferrari GTO replica based off of a Datsun that is pristine. I mean, it's a nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just had one of those. I had one just like that. That's funny. What colors yours at red or white?

[Caller/Listener]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know, Ferrari really leaned on people about those. Ferrari got pissed off in them. When you see those cars come through the auctions, they can't have Ferrari logos on them.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, well, this one's got the Ferrari. It's got a horse on it everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you see it. When you see one of those running through one of those TV auctions, every once in a while, you'll see the horse not on there because they will sue the auction house anyway. No big deal. Well, we don't have to worry about that. Okay, so you've got some decent cars, 10% of them run. I will call you off air and we will come up with a time. Now, this is your friend, so I need to deal with the owner, the decision maker.

[Caller/Listener]

Understood.

[John Clay Wolf]

And let him know. Let him know that you talk to me. And I will. I will probably get up there next week because I'm planning a buying trip anyway. I got to go to Philly and. And then. And then probably. Then probably Cleveland and maybe share in Wyoming. And. And you're. I'm looking at where you are, and you're in the middle of that, so I will stop by there. Let me. Let me call you after the show and line this up.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay? I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do me a favor. Go ahead and go to gmtvgarage.com, click email john and send me some pictures of. Just, you know, send me a list or just send me your email address. I'll send you an email and then we can get a list going.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

And you said go to what site?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the company's names, give me the vin.com. but if you just go to GMTV garage. Garage, those will go straight to my laptop. It says email John.

[Caller/Listener]

You got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks, Brian. Did you notice I did not say where he is located? Oh, I know somewhere between Texas, Philadelphia, Cleveland and Wyoming. So go find him. Yeah. All right. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, for all things. Give me the VIN. Check out jcwshow.com

[John Clay Wolf]

Burger King King is

[Michael Turley]

facing a lawsuit alleging that their whopper hamburgers are smaller than advertised. Meanwhile, Burger King's legal defense is that the King has divine power and doesn't recognize any courts.

[Show Announcer]

You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show, 800, 800 radio [e-mail]

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it was hold on tight to your dreams.

[JD Ryan]

It almost is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, well, J.D. ryan, what do you got? Good morning, everybody.

[Bobbo]

Hey, did you guys hear this? Jimmy, you think Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carilla, remember, they were buddies forever, but they kind of politically have gone different directions. Kind of, kind of completely. But they, they got together this week. Kind of cool, actually. A longtime comedian and award winning broadcaster and podcast host Adam Corella got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. So what you do, you bring all your buddies with you and they all stand behind you and go, attaboy. His longtime friend and former colleague, Jimmy Kimmel got teary eyed. I know you're shocked. While honoring Corolla during the dedication ceremony. This is cut number 18.

[Caller/Listener]

Mike.

[JD Ryan]

Adam and I, as you probably know, don't agree much when it comes to politics, but I love him dearly. I've never worked with anyone funnier. I, I am proud of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am. There's crime like a girl, right? He, this, this is, this is a guy who worked his way up from

[JD Ryan]

nothing to become literally a millionaire.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you don't believe it, you'll hear him say it every single show.

[JD Ryan]

Adam is a true original.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is a. He was a poor kid from the San Fernando Valley who was rejected by

[JD Ryan]

the management at Taco Bell and whose name will now forever be part of this filthy, disgusting intersection next to a

[John Clay Wolf]

bank that has been abandoned for like 35 years. And so I am pleased to welcome

[JD Ryan]

the Laverne to my. Shirley, my friend Adam Carolla to the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Good for him.

[Bobbo]

Very, very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife was like, are you. Because I was invited to go.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was Wednesday. And she's like, are you a, are you an idiot? Why would you not go?

[Bobbo]

Why would you not go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, because I have to be on the auction block every Wednesday. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

I work well.

[Michael Turley]

Some things are more important.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she was like, this is more important. I was like, well, actually this week, one of our block reps, the, the one in California. Yeah. Was on vacation, so I couldn't, I mean, I, like, if I needed to take a personal day, then I could. I didn't have a backup, so it

[Bobbo]

would have been cool, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would have been cool, but I mean, you know, I'd have just been on the sideline. You got Dr. Drew and Jimmy in August and I mean, I wouldn't have been one of the main crew. So he's like, whatever. I mean, I talked to him. I thought it was awesome.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it is pretty cool. Pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever want to pay $75,000 for that? But so somebody has to sponsor.

[Bobbo]

Sponsor you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct. And the, this one super fan of theirs from Minneapolis, like, paid him a Hundred thousand dollars to go up there and do a private show for their company.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his manager called, said, hey, this Adam's been nominated for the Hollywood stars, and it's $75,000. And he said he didn't even get it out of his mouth. Yep, we'll cover it.

[Caller/Listener]

Got it.

[Michael Turley]

So he was nominated. So they nominate somebody and then it has to be.

[Bobbo]

Okay, well, sponsored and then paid for. Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't have me. I guess you can write your own check. But, yeah, you get. He got nominated, which is cool.

[Michael Turley]

That part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio. Yeah, it was for radio, AKA podcasting, because Corolla replaced Stern.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

When Stern went down, you're thinking Dallas.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In la. In the west coast, it was Adam.

[Bobbo]

Adam. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they did David Lee Roth in the south. They did Rover from Cleveland, Shane French up in the Cleveland. The north, the Rust Belt. And they had Adam on the West Coast. I believe all. All of the Stern affiliates on the west coast were Adam.

[Bobbo]

Adam was a much better call than David Lee Roth. Dude. It was so funny because he. David Lee Roth took over our station. Russ Martin and I were on the one side station down here. David Lee Roth was horrib. Horrible.

[Caller/Listener]

The.

[Bobbo]

Even the promos before he was on the air were awful.

[JD Ryan]

Such hype coming in.

[Bobbo]

Ah, nothing.

[JD Ryan]

Here's.

[Bobbo]

Here's literally his promo. You ready? This weekend, this. This coming week, it's gonna be David Lee Roth nothing but wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was it.

[Caller/Listener]

That was it.

[Bobbo]

That was David Lee Roth saying nothing but wow. And it was nothing but horrible. It was. It's the first time in writings, if you go below a certain point, you get what's called a hash mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because they can't read it right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

David Lee Roth got a hash mark in Dallas Fort Worth radio and number one station that turn Stern had taken to number one, by the way, David Lee Rothko hash mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very aware. Because that was the path I wanted to do is backfill that on radio. And he. When Stern left, he left at the time. It was not Infinity. Who was it?

[Bobbo]

Well, cbs.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, before cbs. It was. Yeah. Anyway, it was. It was. It doesn't matter. Okay. But the. The company. Mel, Carmen and what's the name of his company?

[Bobbo]

Infinity.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was Infinity.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before cbs.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep. And. And they left such. It left such a bad taste. And by the time I got to radio and y' all had already gotten kicked off.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Russ Martin show.

[Bobbo]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bigby was in there, and I was telling him what I wanted to do, and he was like, you need to learn how to talk sports with that rough tongue of yours, kid. Because. Because we don't want any more hot talkers. We're out of the hot dog business. They were done.

[Bobbo]

They got burned.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got burned so bad when Stern left that they lost so much money and he embarrassed him so bad, they just flipped that. That was the beginning of sports talk radio.

[Bobbo]

Huge.

[JD Ryan]

You're right, in a big way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nationally, the ticket was already messing with it, but then the fan came on and CBS flipped that. They bought infinity sticks anyway. Yeah, it was. She ruined it for me. Judy.

[Bobbo]

I didn't do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, y' all got fired.

[Bobbo]

We got fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did y' all get.

[Bobbo]

I still remember that day. That was greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just re upped your contract.

[Bobbo]

We just signed a three year contract for more money than I'd ever seen in my life.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Really good money. And we were about six months in. There's a lot of other things going on in my co host's life, but they came in one day, they literally walked in and went, here's your piece of paper. Have a nice life. And it was a no compete. It was. They had to pay us off.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had to pay you throughout the contract as if you still worked there.

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much was the contract?

[Bobbo]

Do you want me to say?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been a while?

[Bobbo]

Okay. Well, it started off at 250,000 and then it went up every year. I never stepped foot in the building and I got a raise every year.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how much was Russ getting paid?

[Bobbo]

He's probably getting closer to 750.

[John Clay Wolf]

He never told you? Nah.

[Bobbo]

What a jerk about money.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a jerk.

[Bobbo]

Well, most people don't talk about money. It feels weird seeing these numbers on the air, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was 20 years ago, correct? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's a lot of money.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it was. Yeah, it was good money especially. Did not have to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you got out of that environment and said, man, I'm a drunk and I wanted to stop being a drunk. Correct. So. And I've got this great insurance through CBS Radio. Why don't I go to a fine establishment in Arizona and ride this out? So how much was the rehab?

[Bobbo]

Well, backstory.

[Caller/Listener]

Real quick.

[Bobbo]

What I told myself is, you know, the only reason I drink the way I do is because I work with Russ Martin. If you worked with Russ Martin, you'd drink too, right? And then we no longer work with Russ Martin. And my drinking got worse, not better. Anyway, for me, the thing is, it cost the company $30,000. It cost me $300.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's only 30 grand to go to. How long did you go?

[Bobbo]

A thousand dollars A day? A month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, just one month?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Just one month.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would have asked for more.

[Michael Turley]

Only $1,000 a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but see, I thought that those things cost 100 grand, but I think now they do.

[JD Ryan]

They can.

[Bobbo]

Some of the private ones do. I went to.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're a celebrity, rich. You should have gone to the like

[Michael Turley]

the one that tiger went to some islands.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were in Gen Pop.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it was gen pop, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry about that. That got me drinking. My name's John Clay Wolf. Be right back. Sober into my mind. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Juan Clay Wolf, West Coast Listeners. June 20th Jordan Event Center, Santa Ana, California. I'm gonna do the. Our 20 year celebration of the show there that morning. And then Corolla is going to come in at the end, Adam. And we're going to screen the. He did. Speaking of old radio, kroc, he and Jimmy Kimmel.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna. They did a documentary.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, about K Rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I would love to see.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're gonna screen it publicly, I think the first time there after the show.

[Bobbo]

Awesome. I really want to see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

June 20 Jordan Event Center. And I'll put that. Go to our Facebook page. Chocolate will show and I'll make sure you keep me there. And then June 27th will be our final terrestrial broadcast and it will be at Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas. And I'm gonna have the F6 there. The Ferrari.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. First. First time public show off.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Cool.

[Bobbo]

Wow, that video was awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, some people didn't think so.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we want to do this nine o'.

[Michael Turley]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't want to do it now.

[Michael Turley]

All right, hold on. JD Nine o'.

[Caller/Listener]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you. Oh, you're such an old pro.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You jumped the gun. I mean, like when you were young and having sex, did you just like, did you blow? Did you dye your pants?

[Bobbo]

Radio 101, it's called a tease. I bring it up and you go, hey, that' later in the show. And I go, I can't wait to see it. And people go, I know, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, daddy.

[Bobbo]

I know. That's how that works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

All right, what else Is going on

[Michael Turley]

top of the hour. Stay tuned.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stay tuned. It's coming up later and you're wrecking the west coast hour.

[Bobbo]

Oh, am I screwing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly.

[Bobbo]

I'm so confused.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm catching all that.

[JD Ryan]

Exactly.

[Bobbo]

We're on in so many markets, so many times. I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

But we can edit. Yeah, and we'll learn. How about editing?

[JD Ryan]

I can edit. I can edit.

[Bobbo]

We can edit.

[JD Ryan]

More work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Mike, in Illinois you got a 55 Chevy truck broken at 47,000mile driver quality, two wheel drive cameo bed. Is it long bed or short bed?

[Caller/Listener]

Short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What motor?

[Caller/Listener]

350. 350 combo.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice. On a scale of 1 to 10.

[Caller/Listener]

I tried to tell the guy, I've had this truck for 20 years. We're in the same paint. I consider it like a menards driver that you can take to a car show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Menards. Who's that?

[Caller/Listener]

Tropical turquoise 57 Chevy. So chicks dig it, you know, everybody wants to get on it and take their picture. Just a nice, nice truck. Or you 20 year old bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to put this one in gmtvgarage.com also our GMTVCC. Don't put it in the regular, Enter

[Caller/Listener]

it in the regular.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine.

[Caller/Listener]

I wouldn't take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller/Listener]

Short of a vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. On those ones. Just go to go to GMTVCC which is. Give me the VIN classic collector. GMTVCC.com load that thing up, let me take a look. Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

Remember it. That's the one.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Illinois. Illinois. And he's in Illinois.

[Michael Turley]

Menards is a grocery store. So he's saying just going to the

[John Clay Wolf]

grocery store type of as menards in Illinois. Grocery store.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know this? Did you look?

[Michael Turley]

I remember it. No, I just. When he said it, I was like, I think that's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is your road rage training going?

[Michael Turley]

My road rage training's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you had to do some training.

[Michael Turley]

No, there's no training. It's more self awareness. Yeah. Than anything else.

[Bobbo]

Not anger management or something.

[Michael Turley]

My own anger management.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No, there's no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you learn this craft?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, the northeast for sure. My dad, was he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he a road ranger?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's natural northeast. I mean, everybody's yelling at everybody. So you just think it's part of the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, when I was my stepdad, Wall street dude, I'd be down in Manhattan with him and they'd start that yelling and you know, I'm from Texas, small town Texas. And it's throwdown time. And so I'm like, all boat up as 18 years old, so time to fight.

[Bobbo]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm like, what do you mean? You don't talk to each other like that. I mean, that's. Let's fight in words. He's like, no, we never hit each other. Yeah, like, what? Why?

[Bobbo]

What's the point?

[Michael Turley]

I'll never forget when we went to New York a couple years ago. My wife's never driven there.

[Caller/Listener]

In.

[Michael Turley]

In New York. I was like, you're gonna drive. You're gonna do this. Just, you know, hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Michael Turley]

You'll be okay. Calm breath. So she's the nicest, like, lady in the world. She is so sweet, right?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And she's driving, so you got to be aggressive, though. So when you get into lanes, you just go. I'm yelling. Just go, go, go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right. She starts, MF and this person.

[Michael Turley]

Mf. And I was like, wow, she caught on quick. Oh, yeah. You just get into that vibe right away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Transformers. Were you proud? Was it a proud moment?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah. We were recording it too. Somewhere there's a recording of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gosh. Ask her to send that right now. Now Baba will have to edit that. It sounds like if she's mfing.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. Would not like to see that on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, can we just hear it? That'd be entertaining.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was your son in the car?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he was the one who was recording it, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is that now? You said there was a moment with the kid in the car that kind of woke you up? Like, I can't.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that was where I almost ran over some motorcycles because they were blocking the entry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I was like, I'm trying to get onto the highway. And apparently these bikers feel like they own the road.

[JD Ryan]

They are.

[Michael Turley]

And they just block and stop me. Like, you can't go any further.

[Bobbo]

Were they doing it on purpose or just accidentally there?

[Michael Turley]

No, they were doing it on purpose because they had to have their crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

Take over the highway. And I'm like, I'm just driving here. What the hell's the deal? And then I was saying a lot more than that. Just MF and M. And I'm nudging up, and I was almost about to bump the bike, and I was like. I looked over to my right, and my son's there. I was like, I can't do this. This can get really bad. Yeah, that was the moment. I was like, I'm gonna remember this time because I don't want to ever happen, son.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever killed a Hell's Angels before? Watch this.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Because that's a lot of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was going through my head.

[Michael Turley]

I was like, if I do this and I run them over and. Oh, yeah, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad was terribly short fused. Terribly short fused.

[Michael Turley]

I can see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he would. He would. He would throw. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he would throw.

[Bobbo]

It was more than just words. He would pull the car over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? He kept a pick handle in the back of his car in the back seat of his Cadillac.

[Bobbo]

A pick handle.

[Michael Turley]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what a pick is?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Bobbo]

You know those. Those towers?

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw him come out of that grab for that thing one time and come over and slap it across. Some guy was following him. Oh, God. And he whipped around in the alley and cracked it across his windshield. And that guy drove off. I quit following him.

[Bobbo]

But we don't recommend that because you never know these days who's going to have a gun. I've told Kim before. Calm down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they not have guns back then?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but they didn't. People didn't carry him and shoot them as quickly as they do today, period. You don't hear the road rage ending up in gunfire as much as you do now.

[JD Ryan]

Well, even today, a lot of people just Forget and leave their.45 at home, you know?

[Bobbo]

Who are these people?

[JD Ryan]

That guy apparently hit my car with a pick handle.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Shy.

[JD Ryan]

Come on, would you?

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Come on, brother.

[Bobbo]

We don't recommend any of this for anybody.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

You know what else?

[Bobbo]

We don't recommend picking up snakes. I'm out here by the ranch. This is a video. This is kind of fun, actually. RFK Jr. This week, top viral video of the week. He is. He's picking up a pair of black snakes. They're actually mating. They're having their moment on Dr. Oz's patio. You can't make this stuff up. And he gets bit on the hand. Have you seen the video he keeps getting. Just shakes it off. Here's his wife. We have audio number one of his wife going, stop it. Got one.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were having sex and what were they? Can you hit pause? I want to understand. So we're sure this is audio medium?

[JD Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is difficult to begin with.

[Bobbo]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're going to play a video of snakes having sex.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And let me. I need some drugs and I need to get in a yoga stance so that I can visualize this.

[JD Ryan]

Now you're talking.

[Bobbo]

Imagine what it's like a man picking up two snakes that are already busy and they're angry and they're biting him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And this video is going to be on John Clay Wolf show. It's a JCW show dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they fighting what's not up there now? Tommy, put it up.

[JD Ryan]

That's crazy. They showed that all week long. He's a real animal lover. Robert Fish Kennedy.

[Bobbo]

That's crazy. I can't imagine picking up anything.

[Michael Turley]

Why? What was he doing? He's just trying to move him.

[Bobbo]

I just gonna get him off the porch because they were on Dr. Oz's porch. You're hanging up with the Dr. Oz?

[Michael Turley]

You think he's just trying to be a tough guy?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely was trying to. Why else you videotape it?

[JD Ryan]

I think he may be a lot more outdoorsy than we realize.

[Bobbo]

Oh, he's very outdoors.

[JD Ryan]

With all the stuff we've heard about,

[John Clay Wolf]

he's been very clear. Hey, this is one of my favorite parts of the show, especially with fill ins.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Tommy. Oh, no. Are you on the mic video? Tommy, did you pass out? Did you struggle?

[JD Ryan]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you having technical difficulties? Yes, I'm working on the cameras right now. Okay. Because I just see a logo on the screen. There was no snakes having sex. I also don't have the cut of

[Michael Turley]

the snakes having sex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Having sex. Okay. I don't see that video clip. Well, tell me about your issues, like what's going on in your life right now? Why can you not push a button and the cameras go live? There you go. Because we're resetting. And so instead of just a freeze frame. Okay, I just had the logo going. That's not the worst idea ever. Did you play the Roadhouse last night? No, not last night.

[JD Ryan]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you doing it tonight?

[JD Ryan]

No, I got a gig in outside

[John Clay Wolf]

Weatherford at a club called Gators tonight.

[Bobbo]

Gators.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about. What about next weekend?

[JD Ryan]

Next Saturday we have a gig at

[John Clay Wolf]

Warren's Backyard in Granbury. What about Friday night? We don't have anything on the books currently for Friday now, so. Have you reached a point in your career that you're too damn good? So, I mean, we talked about this. You're already coming all the way out here. Why don't y' all play the Roadhouse next Friday night?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and I talked to the guys about it too. It's just we got two gigs this weekend and one gig next weekend already. They're gonna be just want a little bit of a break. Are you kidding me? Are you serious?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, I can Talk to him again. Tommy, can I offer you something? A lot of times, the end of this conversation occurs when you say this precise phrase. What does it pay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's a good.

[JD Ryan]

That's a good point. Just give it a try.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many people can you bring? I mean, we usually do a pretty good turnout, but that's usually Granbury, Weatherford,

[JD Ryan]

so, I mean, I'll see what we

[John Clay Wolf]

can bring out to Walmart. And. And what's the name of the band? The Tall Boys.

[JD Ryan]

Tall Boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't look like the kind of guy that would have the name of a band as the Tall Boys, but I can't tell you.

[JD Ryan]

Good name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tommy, I can make all the fun of your video operations all day long, but you will never hear me make fun of your guitar playing. No.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you're good. I mean, I appreciate you.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're better than good.

[Michael Turley]

And that's why he wants the Tom Boys Tall Boys out.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why wouldn't you take an opportunity to be publicized here on national radio and have a gig to next Friday? I mean, like, do the other gators? Do they have a national radio show and a huge national presence? They. They definitely do not.

[JD Ryan]

It's just been on the boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something to think about. I don't know if we'll be with the Tall Boys or not. I just tossed a bit of gin

[Michael Turley]

Now I'm going to Disneyland. I just got cupped again. Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who that over there always yelling?

[Michael Turley]

She might be my type she nasty

[Caller/Listener]

She a little please blonde baddie with

[John Clay Wolf]

a trailer park flare A trailer park

[Michael Turley]

grace A trailer park hair and a trailer park face this Georgia bulldog is a real firecracker this Georgia bulldog's built like a linebacker the big L she tails ain't a lexing basis the fact that the curtains don't match the drapes her teeth she gon gnash like Hulk she gon smash she the poster child for all this white trash She a little bleached blonde bad built bush body she talk illuminati sneeze a glitter R in Congress she is 90 red next say she a hidey she so squatted she could probably dead lift a Maserati She a little bleach blonde bad built bush body She a little bleach blonde bad built bush body

[John Clay Wolf]

what was your

[Caller/Listener]

inspiration from the United States?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Saturday morning

[JD Ryan]

hits the John Clay Wolf Show. Starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Prek, Keith Richards, Rush Limbo and Satan. The Prince of darkness. And now your home host, John Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf, Rush Limbaugh, Speaking of. I'm glad you joined us this morning. Can you give us a ketchup? Not past the ketchup. Can you catch me up on the Strait of Hormuz

[JD Ryan]

over in Iran?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

I've known, you know, the last 20 years or so. And I blame Christiana Amanpour. The CNN, foreign affairs correspond. You know, look, a lot of folks are pronouncing the name of the country Iran, which is fine and I understand is correct, but doesn't it feel better when you just say Iran? Strait of Hormuz, Iran.

[Bobbo]

Iran.

[JD Ryan]

That's, that's where the shipping comes and goes with three quarters of the world's petroleum.

[Bobbo]

Correct.

[JD Ryan]

Output.

[Caller/Listener]

It.

[JD Ryan]

Correct.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

They make a lot of oil over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't make a lot of. Well, yes, they do over there, but that passes through. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

I was talking to one of my favorite statesmen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And I'm glad he's here in heaven with us. Richard Milhouse Nixon.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

The other day, plays a mean game of backgammon. My God, man, you wouldn't think it. You wouldn't think you could lose a game of backgammon in three and a half minutes.

[Bobbo]

You wouldn't think.

[Caller/Listener]

Done.

[JD Ryan]

He's good on those dice. He's great with those dice. He told me El Rush, bro, straight of her moves will be open.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

By noon. Mark my words, folks, you heard it here first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Noon on Tuesday.

[Bobbo]

Just coming Tuesday.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not. He didn't say this coming Tuesday. Look, what I think I trust. I trust Dicky when he says not as tricky as he used to be, but he says Tuesday at noon.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

I believe he means Tuesday at noon.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

I'd be looking this week, in fact. You can place bets on that kind of thing.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. You can polymark it.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Poly what?

[Michael Turley]

Poly Market. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, is that right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I used to take a train to the, to the seedy side of town, find a pool hall and they'll bet with you on anything. What's it called again?

[Michael Turley]

Polymarket. You can go on there and bet when. When it's gonna open.

[JD Ryan]

I'll have to ask Dick about that. That sounds like a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush. I don't know what he said. I asked him for an update. So is it clear?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

The answer is no, it's not clear.

[JD Ryan]

I think he said it would be clear on Tuesday at noon.

[Bobbo]

No, but not which Trump is demanding unrestricted shipping and Iran's going Nah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, did they really?

[Michael Turley]

Just kicking the can down the.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they're going. Okay. I absolutely, positively agree with you. Wait a minute.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

He keeps. I don't want to go to World War. Right. But he keeps making these deadlines when they keep calling his bluff.

[Caller/Listener]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's gonna happen?

[Bobbo]

It's just Rush back in here. God, who only knows?

[JD Ryan]

I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, what's gonna happen?

[Caller/Listener]

I got.

[JD Ryan]

Am I still on?

[Bobbo]

You're on. You're on.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, great. Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

I just got back from the bathroom.

[Bobbo]

That was quick.

[JD Ryan]

You know, everything. Everything in heaven's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Bathroom's not so good.

[Bobbo]

Bathrooms are bad.

[JD Ryan]

It's not so good.

[Michael Turley]

Point in the question.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

When I'm on vacation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, what's going to happen?

[JD Ryan]

With what?

[Bobbo]

He was in the bathroom when you asked.

[John Clay Wolf]

With all the bluffs and all the deadlines. With Trump telling Iran.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, the Iran thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

I think, if you ask me, this is just a prediction. I've done this before and sometimes I'm pretty good. Pretty good.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

You'll look back at my storied career. Excellent broadcasting network.

[Bobbo]

Get to the.

[JD Ryan]

Look at the golden microphone.

[Bobbo]

Hey, what happened?

[JD Ryan]

For Christ's sakes, What's gonna happen? I think Elon Musk is going to get involved.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

I really do. Because one thing he hasn't mastered yet. Sailing the seas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rushland.

[JD Ryan]

I picture. I picture a big boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody get a cane and get him out of here.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Full of robots.

[Caller/Listener]

Nuts.

[JD Ryan]

And we're going to let them fight the war for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So you want to. You want to think about somebody getting involved from the outside. Into Sports.

[JD Ryan]

Monday at 9pm thanks, Rush. That's what. That's what Nixon told me.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to cover this Texas Tech.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas thing. Should we do it? We need to do backtracks.

[Michael Turley]

I think we do the tech thing here. Okay, let's backtrack. So you only have five minutes left.

[Bobbo]

Texas Tech quarterback Brendan Sorsby is currently facing NCA ineligibility after being investigated for what? I say something wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I say it's fine. You're just. You just. You're not a football guy.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's reading a story that is. That is not nearly as interesting as the story that popped up yesterday.

[JD Ryan]

Screw these guys, J.D. you're doing fine. Ineligibility.

[Bobbo]

I said that.

[JD Ryan]

Ineligibility. Seven syllables, John.

[Bobbo]

I'm not reading anything perfectly. I'm communicating with the listeners through the magic of radio. So after being investigated for placing thousands of sports bets. So this is not what you want to talk about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're good. Go ahead. We'll get to mine in a minute. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Thousands of sports bets, including bets he made while he was on the team there at Indiana. He got in trouble for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Here's cut number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was the big money transfer for

[Michael Turley]

Texas Tech football this offseason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Transferred right after the season ended, before the national championship game had even been played. It was known he was going to be this big money nil pickup for

[Michael Turley]

Texas Tech to take over as their quarterback. And it has kind of all gone sideways ever since.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Because the NCAA has obviously drawn a

[Show Announcer]

line around DraftKings and FanDuel specifically to

[John Clay Wolf]

make sure that those entities aren't involved. But in regards to Sorsby, again, this is the kid who entered a residential treatment program. He's done what you would expect from someone that has a gambling addiction to

[Bobbo]

try and clean things up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's trying to patch his image to some degree.

[Show Announcer]

The question is he's got a contract,

[John Clay Wolf]

technically with Texas tech, nil deal, $5 million to be the guy at Texas Tech.

[Caller/Listener]

Tech.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's so many hurdles that he has to clear to even get back

[Show Announcer]

on the field, whether it's the NCAA or the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the first hurdle he has to clear is Texas Tech versus University of Texas September 2nd. If that deal goes down, what do you think the odds are? So here's what happened. JD okay. Yesterday. Yesterday, Steve Sarkasian, Sarcasar says. How you pronounce it. He mentioned that they're better than Texas Tech. Right?

[Michael Turley]

No, he said. He said they have a soft schedule.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

That's what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what you do. You trash talk. I understand. But they're not in the same conference anymore. So Texas Tech gets on the air on what's his name show. Who's the big sports guy right now?

[Michael Turley]

Talking about Pat McAfee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pat McAfee Show. And it's Cody Campbell, who I know. Not great friends, but I know him decent. And. And he gets on. He's a big donor of Tech, and he says that we have balls and they are steers. Oh, and I will personally do the buyout contracts for our first week because both Texas and Texas Tech, both UT and Texas Tech are playing easy games the first game of the year. Okay. With, you know, small schools. So if they cancel those games, they have to pay a fee to those schools for the cancellation. And he said, said, I will pay the buyout contracts for you. And us for our first scheduled games to play you, Texas. He called him out, said, let's scrub our schedule, let's clear our games for the first game of the year. I'll pay the fee for both of us to cancel those games and I'll take your ass on.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

But it has to be at either Tech or a neutral side. Like that was their stipulation.

[John Clay Wolf]

AT&T would be awesome. It would be so full. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Why can't they play it in Austin?

[Michael Turley]

It's because that's not how it works. Because he's the one that's paying the money. He wants it at Tech.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No home.

[JD Ryan]

That's pretty nut filled offer there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No steer innuendo.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, we are bulls. Y' all are steers.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, Texas kind of has to take the offer.

[Caller/Listener]

They.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he left.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

He left them. No out. Not only. Well, I pay our buyout clause for James Madison. Not James Madison, but, you know, Abilene Christian or whoever we're playing. I'll pay your buyout clause.

[Bobbo]

That's ballsy, man. That's ballsy balls.

[Michael Turley]

But is he going to have a quarterback? Is Tech going to have a quarterback to play them?

[JD Ryan]

There's a question that's.

[Michael Turley]

He's got all this online and he must feel real confident that the courts are going to say, you know what? Yeah, he can play. Because I don't know, you've bet $90,000 and you have a gambling addiction and betting on teams that you play on, you're gonna let you play. That's a. You're open up a can of worms. You let them do that.

[JD Ryan]

Would that be a first time for the NCAA if he does get back on?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, no, they're. They've been trying to take a hard line on this and for them to go ahead and let him do this, I would be surprised. But you know what? Money talks. If you got good lawyers and stuff

[JD Ryan]

like that, you know, Pete Rose, you know.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Says the standard for this in, in professional sports and the ncaa, I mean, has got a line. This is a line they've never crossed for a college athlete.

[Michael Turley]

Correct. I mean, he's any. Oh, I know. He's saying that he's recovering and all that and. But if you're going to be playing a college sport and you don't think you're going to be tempted again. I mean, come on.

[Bobbo]

It's like working in a bar.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

As an alcoholic.

[Michael Turley]

As an alcoholic. J.D. do you go to a bar?

[Bobbo]

I don't, I don't Certainly wouldn't work there there.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So yeah, he's going to be working in a sport that he gambles on. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think so. I would be shocked. But I would do. I would do love to see Texas play Texas Tech.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'd be great. It would be great. My is the lightning round up next.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller/Listener]

Break.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to come back and I'm going to bid your cars on the air. If you call in right now. 800-800-7234. Be right back. I'm worth more. You bet I'm worth more. I'm worth a little more.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[JD Ryan]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry and Pa 55 Bel Air. Bel Air. Two door, four door.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, is it a two door or four door?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, two door. Of course I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you know, you never know was it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a. It's a fresh resto body off the whole works. It's got a small block is. This is a four speed,

[Caller/Listener]

right?

[Michael Turley]

How, how.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the wheel? What about the wheels? In the stance

[Caller/Listener]

it's been lowered 2 inches in the front. It's got pocketed leaf springs in the back. I guess you know what that means.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

The leaf spring's been moved in so you could put a pocket into the frame so you could get a little bigger wheel and tire back there. It is not mini toe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. That's fine.

[Caller/Listener]

You know you can't get crazy, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. And when you say A fresh rest though. It was done about 10 years ago. Got about 7,000 miles on it. It's a 400 small block with a cam and heads.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it idle rough or is it okay?

[Caller/Listener]

It's. It idles fine. It drives fine. It looks gasoline though, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four miles.

[Caller/Listener]

Go on the drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do this, go to gmtvcc which is. Give me the vinclassiccollector.com and load that thing up. And I'm. It says you want 60 for it and I'm. You're not scaring me off. I don't know if I'm gonna get to 60, but I might make you an offer good enough to get it bought.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. And can I tell you about another vehicle I have or what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just real quick.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. 1954 Chevy pickup, five window. I've had it 40 years as an Air Force, 20 years. Bought it in California as my daily driver. Drove it to Pennsylvania when I retired. It's a 235 stove bolt 6, 3 speed on the column foot starter, 12 volt conversion. Pretty stock truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago was it restored or has it ever been restored?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's never been restored. I bought it 40 years ago when I was stationed in California. Had a Mako type paint job put on it and had a votech school painting.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it would be a good candidate for restoration.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it would. And some car guys told me it's too nice. Buy a rougher one. I mean it's. It's a ten footer for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, Is it ten grand?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it fifteen?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's, it's. No, it's probably. I'm thinking, you know, I watched that market pretty close. I'm thinking 20 to 25 is an easy sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load that one up too. I'll. I'll take a look. But you know, it costs that much to paint that truck.

[JD Ryan]

Truck?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if it's got a Mako paint

[Caller/Listener]

job, it's not, it's not, it's not patinaed. But you know, you took a little cleanser and a scotch bright to it, it'd be a nice good looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you could take a buffing wheel and compound and just rip all the paint off of it when you try to clean it up because that happens too. Hey Jerry, thanks for calling in. Load them into gmtvcc.com I'm looking forward to seeing it. John, In Florida, your 70 Super B you emailed us a minute ago I believe, and I forwarded that to my guy already. Is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I got it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I 45 grand. What motor's in it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's got a 440 in it with

[John Clay Wolf]

a mild cam sticker matic and pistol grip automatic. It won't do 45 as a clone. With a, with an automatic it won't do it, but it might do 30 or 35. So if you want, if you take that for it. When he calls you answer the phone. If you won't, don't answer the phone. I wouldn't. No. He's a really nice guy. His name's Mike Thompson. The guy sent you the, sent the number two. He's on the west coast, so he won't be waking up for a little bit, but he's, he's a guru.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. My name is John Clay.

[Michael Turley]

Before that, will you see that car at the 5150 MOPAR event that's going

[John Clay Wolf]

on Dallas, Texas, guys, an hour away right now, Celeste, Texas, there is a Mopar car show going on in a little. These, these friends of mine at Mopars 5150 did their own little Walnut Springs thing in Celeste, Texas out by Greenville and they're doing their car show today. And it is, they have beautiful like if you want to see like real super birds and real hemikudas and all that stuff and you don't just have to have those, bring any car out there. But if you, if you've got the itch for a car show today, go to Celeste, Texas right now. Get on the road. Mopar's 5150. They're having their car show. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting coast to coast, this is the John Clay Wolf show. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch and how to contact the crew. Oh, and while you're giving them the

[John Clay Wolf]

finger, give them the vin.

[Show Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, it's white people pasta night.

[Bobbo]

We got spaghetti noodles from the dollar

[JD Ryan]

tree and the pasta sauce from the dollar tree and the Italian seasoning from the dollar tree.

[Caller/Listener]

And if you want to join us

[JD Ryan]

for dinner, bring your favorite wine over, please. It's not limited to only white people, but Anglo Saxons love it the most. Yes, it's white people pasta night.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

The white people pasta. Yeah, it's not good is what it is. It's prego sauce and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right.

[JD Ryan]

Not in my house, Jack.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, not in mine either. Trust me.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, some dates next weekend in at the Roadhouse. We will have a live auction for this mopar buy that we did out of Houston in this Alabama buy that we did out of around Talladega. Go to GMTV auctions.com GMTV auctions.com if you're a YouTube follower and you've been wondering when these cars are going to get sold, they're online right now and you can do like the slow bidding. And then at noon after the show next Saturday, we will have a live auctioneer come in and auction off the end of the auctions and it's going

[Michael Turley]

to be on the biggest screen you can find in this county in Boston area.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we will be doing the show from the Walnut Springs Roadhouse at 8am next Saturday and at 12 when we're done, we are starting the auction. And you can go to GMTVauctions.com if you want to get some great deals on cars.

[Michael Turley]

And this is open to the public, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this opens public. That's cool. Yep. First time ever. Jordan Event Center, June 20th. Oh yeah, well I don't need to talk about that right now because we're not on in LA yet. That starts in an hour. Podcast with Jay Leno July 25th at Jay Leno's Garage Gas Monkey June 27th. Our 20 year celebration of the show here and our final terrestrial broadcast. And we will be unveiling the F6 to the public. So come check out Richard Nyes creation at Gas Monkey ice House. Celebrate 20 years of the show in a what do you say Goodbye to the terrestrial broadcast. And we will be announcing our next move. And also you can go to john claywolf.com and what's this? A little register or login or something? Join, join, join the Wolf pack so that we can send out a blast emailed all you guys on where we're going and what our next move is.

[Michael Turley]

Bring your old transistor radio out there. We're gonna pile them up and smash them.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be like the disco thing.

[Michael Turley]

Disco? Yeah, because we're destroying terrestrial radio.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a bad, bad comp. That's Michael Turley, everybody.

[JD Ryan]

I love my little Transistor radio man.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. will you give anything?

[Bobbo]

We have all kinds of stuff. What would you like to tell?

[Caller/Listener]

Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a more. I've got a more important news person in front of you.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speech impedime. Terrence, are you with us? Oh gosh. Get closer to the microphone. Speech impediment.

[Caller/Listener]

Terrence, right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, tell me what's in the news. What's in the news? Let's go through it.

[Caller/Listener]

Well okay. Very quick sir. I can see let's say okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Caller/Listener]

You the team? Are you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Loud and clear.

[Caller/Listener]

Teen escaped alleged kidnapping and John. John. His name was John Mortar. He'd been arrested and maintained okay and tell the. The death toll rises in Dallas explosion.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's news story too.

[Caller/Listener]

US and Iran exchange.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey speech impedimentarian speech metamaterial speech metameter material. Here's I love the rapid fire news delivery you're doing. Will you do like one and then say two so that we know you're moving to a different story and just call off the numbers of the stories. So let's do story number two again.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know, man. Monday Marilyn Monroe. The best story about her. She'll be 100 years old. She was alive to be 100 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Story number four.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh stor. A baby gorilla was born in M section.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Story number five.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Hello. You told. Oh remember the yogurt shop murders.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely intact.

[Caller/Listener]

That was intact. I think. What was the. The men got. They got acquitted or whatever you can call that ward. But they're getting 9 million for being in jail since 1994, I think it was. And then the. For the Spurs. The Spurs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Story number seven sports

[Caller/Listener]

verse version that these nuns they were with the spurs and okay. What a big hammock is but from President Trump once his new face on the 100. Okay. 250 new bill maybe so and the judge said no. You also can't get your name written on the judge says the remove Trump's name off the Kennedy speech impediment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrence, that was awesome.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got through it wonderfully. You're an officer and a gentleman. Enjoy Austin, Texas this morning. You know we're all going to hell, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Well the enthusiasm that he displays there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Very excited. The delivery.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Remember when he. You asked him to do something with somebody's wedding? Do the vows or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It was pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He gets excited. Excited.

[JD Ryan]

He's excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he tried to explain to us. I never quite understand what happened to him. We'll never know.

[Michael Turley]

It's probably better off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know his girlfriend stabbed him years ago.

[Michael Turley]

Hit him in the head with an ashtray. I mean there's a lot of things that happened to him but we. He said that didn't make him.

[John Clay Wolf]

It didn't mess up his speech.

[Michael Turley]

I guess. I don't know if it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

His brain's all there. He just has trouble getting it out.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, dude, I'm telling you, I know that you'll think that we're going to hell, but this guy, we've talked to him off air before. He loves doing.

[JD Ryan]

He's a real. He's a real guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He loves doing.

[Bobbo]

Of course he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the highlight of his week.

[Michael Turley]

And mine saves you from work, right?

[Bobbo]

I love it. That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was some rapid fire news delivery, buddy.

[Bobbo]

I need to go home. I can't even begin to follow that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, My name is John Clay Wolf. That was speech impediment. Terence. His name is speech impediment. J.D. ryan, Bobbo, pre K Turley. We'll be right back. Remember, give me the vin.com is America's best car buyer. We also buy our RVs and buses and [e-mail]. go to givemetheven.com right now to get a quote on your car. If we don't beat a CarMax or a Carvana deal, that means the deal went down and you're giving us last opportunity to beat it. We will send you a check for $[e-mail] thank you.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tomorrow morning, by the way, cars, coffee, quesadillas. GMTV garage, Walnut Springs, Texas. I'll be there at 99 with the fire chicken. We'll walk across the street after we look at some cars. I got some cool stuff in the garage. Eat breakfast at the Bosque Cantina, hop on the road and do the Crazy 8 road tour. And this is very low key. This is just really. It's just what I do on Sunday mornings. And if you want to come along, come along.

[Michael Turley]

So if you've been waiting three years to look at the Fire Chicken tomorrow morning in action.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, absolutely.

[Michael Turley]

It's like, it's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's done.

[Caller/Listener]

Done.

[Bobbo]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's done. Done. So I told him last week, I want it done on. I mean, I've told him a lot of things, but I think they finally listened to me this week. Got, yeah, I'm taking the Fire Chicken on the road tour tomorrow and we're gonna do that. It's been. It's fun, you know, it's just. I can't stress how low key that is. That is not me being your host. That is not me selling anything. That is. Hey, I'm gonna go for a drive if y' all want to come along. Come along. Yep.

[Michael Turley]

So don't bug him about anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to sell something, we'll talk about it. But this. I'm off work.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am checked out Pure fun. One of you and that's it. Okay. Something else. I had another. I got so many damn announcements. Gas Monkeys. Our final show and 20th anniversary June 27th. The Gas Monkey and the F6 will be there.

[Caller/Listener]

There.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. The good news is Richard's not going to be there. What?

[Caller/Listener]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got the place to ourselves. Oh, damn.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'll finally get to drive my car. The F6.

[Michael Turley]

And the one time. Right.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a gig. He's doing a car show in Midland that day.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He gets paid pretty big to go to these car shows.

[Bobbo]

Does he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Jordan event. What else? There was something else. Cars and coffee in the morning.

[Michael Turley]

The Mopar event on the sixth again.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the next weekend. Weekend we're going to do the show from the Walnut Springs Roadhouse. And then that auction. GMTV auctions. Our first public auction. If you go to GMTV auctions right now, that big Mopar buy buy we did in Houston and the Alabama buy we did. The YouTube listeners, you've seen that. That will be auctioned off both of those next after the show Saturday. But go to GMTV auctions right now to look at those cars.

[Bobbo]

GMTV auctions. And you pre register to be able to. To bid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep. And but if you want to come in person and get a registration tag you can do. So they'll be bidding them on simulcast like the button all over the country. And then. But if you're. The auctioneer will be. Cody will be at the roadhouse. That's cool. So. So like he'll be auction the lots off digitally just like we do at man. So there'll be a simulcast board and but guys that want to hang out and do it in person, come in and you'll have a better number, raise

[Michael Turley]

your hand and they're gonna be a yip guys guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Maybe I even thought about that.

[Michael Turley]

Eddie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ray, what are you doing? You can come be the man. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Okay. What was next?

[Michael Turley]

Florida News with J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

ryan.

[JD Ryan]

From North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State news with your certified lifeguard JD Ryan.

[Bobbo]

And we have video of this one. And you want to see the video go to jcwshow.com hey, you remember the Florida woman? Woman. She got a traffic citation. Cop said she was texting with her right hand. This is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, this is great.

[Bobbo]

Pulled her over, said I Saw you holding your phone with your right hand. Problem is she didn't have a right hand. She's a amputee and she didn't. She goes, you saw me with my right hand. Right. Here's the audio, by the way. Video going up on jcw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here it is.

[Caller/Listener]

You drove past me holding the phone

[John Clay Wolf]

with your right hand, manipulating that phone.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I saw you with the funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Obviously not.

[Caller/Listener]

So you want to just call this a day?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to call a day.

[JD Ryan]

You had a hand up manipulating.

[Caller/Listener]

I just had my right hand.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I thought I saw you with your right hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had a hand out.

[Bobbo]

Right hand.

[Caller/Listener]

I saw you manipulate with the right hand.

[JD Ryan]

Perhaps not right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't see me with my right hand. You saying that you saw me with my.

[Michael Turley]

I know what I just said. I know what I just said. I'm asking you now, did you, did

[John Clay Wolf]

you or not have you fun on your hand? You did not have it.

[Michael Turley]

Funny. You know how

[John Clay Wolf]

she's holding her stub up her nub up in the air saying hand to God.

[Michael Turley]

So how does that video get released?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm surprised the police department released it. Yeah, it was his body cam.

[JD Ryan]

That's a couple months ago. It finally came to trial.

[John Clay Wolf]

It went to trial? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Judge dropped her ticket and they just released the body cam footage this week.

[Michael Turley]

That's why. Because it went to trial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. That's awesome. What else happened in Florida this week? Good morning Florida.

[Bobbo]

By the way, let's see what else happened. 33 year old man in Florida. Florida named Clayton Warren. Did you guys know Pokemen? Cards are still a thing.

[Michael Turley]

Very expensive.

[Bobbo]

I just thought that kind of came in. Really? Apparently not. This Clayton Warren broke into a comics slash gamer store middle of the night, stole $12,000 worth of these Pokemon cards. Here's the owner talking about the theft. Cut number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

He went home or wherever he went, came back about an hour and a half with a chainsaw and just kind of walks. Like he knew exactly where to go, open the doors. Like he knew that we didn't have

[Caller/Listener]

a lock on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unfortunately, the good news is none of the glass was broken inside of the place. But they did indeed steal about between 10 to 15,000 in Pokemon cards. Unfortunately, we are getting targeted as trading card game stores, kind of like a jewelry store because they know we have valuable inventory in the store.

[Bobbo]

What's interesting is the very minute the customers found out that this was a theft, they rushed over to try to help as much as they could. Cut number 9.22, I ran over there

[John Clay Wolf]

cuz I'm a healing monk to try and help. But obviously my magic wasn't strong enough.

[Michael Turley]

So my friend decided to try to

[John Clay Wolf]

use a necromancer spell, which didn't work, which I knew it wouldn't, of course.

[Michael Turley]

And apparently we contaminated the crime scene.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz that spell uses a lot of glitter.

[JD Ryan]

Oh

[Michael Turley]

yeah, that's. You see the guy in the video, his throwing motion's not very strong. You know, he's not athletic at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pokemons.

[Bobbo]

So worth anything. That's so weird.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know, man. They're. They're. It's millions of dollars. It's crazy. Jake Paul has a. He has a huge collection of them too, so. Yeah, I don't know. I don't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't either.

[Bobbo]

Never to get cards.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean backtracks. Okay, good.

[JD Ryan]

Oh boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have more?

[Caller/Listener]

Nope.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, we got four minutes and then it's the top of the hour, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but we can load them. Oh, it's the top.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God. You people. I'm done. I'll try to.

[Bobbo]

You can.

[John Clay Wolf]

People, I just want to do the backtrack.

[Michael Turley]

I know you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you do. I don't care if it's a soft top or a hard top. I just want to hear some hard rock. That was the best caller ever. God, that was like 14 years ago.

[Bobbo]

Sure it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been doing this a long time.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't care if you like the hard top or a soft top. I want to hear some hard rocks or this lady. How long are you gonna be on? I want to listen some music.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even remember that.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long was that?

[Michael Turley]

10 years ago?

[John Clay Wolf]

least one more time.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long are you gonna be on?

[Caller/Listener]

I want to listen some music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that before they had Spotify and Apple music and you could pick your own.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, that was. That was going on 15 years ago. That was like 2010 or 11. Yeah, yeah, that was in the old studio and we were still on those state. I remember which stations those are.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they did not like their music being taken over.

[Caller/Listener]

Like this guy either care you like the hard top or a soft top? I want to hear some hard rocks.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Mad,

[Bobbo]

does he know he still lives on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he probably has a different voice now because he sound like he's about 14 right there.

[JD Ryan]

He's out there somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This has been quite the journey, dude. I mean, started in Wichita Falls, Texas, then moved to. Back home to Fort Worth.

[Bobbo]

But you Guys were on every day in Wichita.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every day and from noon, from 12 to 1. The Daily Nooner. And then. And also weekends. So I was doing six days a week. And then we started on the Fan in Dallas, and I was the fluffer for Rodney. What's that guy's name? The mortgage guy. I was his fluffer. So we were 7am to 9. Get the phones warmed up.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, get them going.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we added Houston, ESPN 97. 5. Yeah. And then we added. Oh, we had Amarillo the whole time.

[Michael Turley]

And you're still doing the Nooner. Because that's when I joined. We were still doing the Nooner.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I remember that. It was an interesting show in Washable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. May he rest in peace.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Washable died. I'm explaining to my son the other day, because he's. He's getting into party mode a little bit. Okay. And he's like. I was like, where are you boys going tonight? Oh, so and so's having a party. You know, Bob O's having a party. I was like, you say Bobbo? Like, he's a party guy. It's like, yeah, he has people over. I'm like, okay. So is Bobbo the guy that has parties every weekend at different houses and charges a cover charge to get in? Is it like 20 bucks? How'd you know?

[Bobbo]

How did I know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, come on, dude.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was Hooter in my grade. Oh, Hooter was the party dude. His mom let us bring the kegs to her backyard.

[JD Ryan]

That tracks extremely well. Well, sure, I can see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So then I. And. But they had. They had one in the hood last weekend, and the parents were the people charging the COVID I said, hey. Oh. I said, no more Como parties. That's. That's a pretty hard hood in the Fort Worth area. Said, do not. I don't put a lot of rules up. Do not ever go to a party like that in Como ever again. In. I had a friend, Scott Fortney, got shot at the Whataburger right there with us. Where the. Was it, Scott? Yeah, I think so. And I think John Renfro was driving. Anyway, that. And I was like, it's not that people in the house. It's the people in the streets waiting for cute little white boys and girls to come out. That is not a good thing.

[Bobbo]

Not a good place to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's interesting.

[JD Ryan]

It's because I used to drive through there every day and night from the old studio, and it. It really is a different Place at night. It really is quite interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is what you see on television.

[JD Ryan]

Mandy, Remember Mandy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

She had a flat tire at the youth center at the end of horn where it meets Vickery right there with the old fleabag hotel across the street. At about nine at night.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not a good time.

[JD Ryan]

She called me and I came down with her exhibition and all she had was. Was the come with Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never cranked.

[JD Ryan]

I'm trying to crank that deal up as I can and get that tire on.

[Caller/Listener]

Get out of here.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Start hearing the carts coming down the road there. They're the shopping cart guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all those kids. Then my wife's like, there's. There's a bunch of guys outside. They were getting. And then we look up and they're all upstairs. I'm like, hey, man, your friends are all welcome here, but you're not doing this pre party at my house. What do you mean? Mean? Just what I said.

[Bobbo]

We're not doing pre party.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what a pre party is. I said, you can't be drinking at our house. And then y' all going out. That ain't happening. We're not drinking. I'm like, all right, cool. But you're not.

[Bobbo]

But you're not. You're still not.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, boys, time to go. That's what I heard. And then real quick, my youngest son. So the next morning, the. The kitchen is. You know what? I'll tell the story when I get back. It's funny. All right. Be right.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

So back to the story. Good morning, everybody. I think we're just joining California and Vegas and right now. What was I talking about? Oh, my kid having the pre party at our house before they went out to the high school party where they charge the fee. And you'd have to. You grab the podcast today. It goes up at noon or. No, it goes up at 4. Why the audio podcast or watch it on YouTube if you want to catch the last part of the story. We just did. But anyway, so some of the friends came home with him. These are juniors in high school. And the next morning, we get up in the house, reeks of burnt. It's like there was a fire. And wife gets. Opens the Trash compactor in him. It's full noodles. Cup soup in a cup. Cup noodles in a cup.

[Bobbo]

Cup of noodles.

[John Clay Wolf]

So one of the boys, in the middle of night, gets up and takes a cup of noodles, puts it in the microwave. He might have put it in there for five minutes.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he didn't put any water in it.

[Bobbo]

No water. Oh, yeah, you don't want water.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it starts bellowing out black smoke. Smoke. And it stained all the cabinets in the whole house is like, stained with the smell. Oh, that's bad. It's real bad.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so smoke alarms. That's a good point. Okay, go ahead. Maybe the smoke alarms don't work. So that's a very good point. Yeah. So the wife goes upstairs and jumps on the junior and high schoolers case, and they're like, what are you talking about? One of your friends, you know? Of course. And it wasn't in. Come to find out, the sixth grader had a friend over two. Oh, and that kid got up and did it.

[Bobbo]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the poor high school kids catching a bunch of scream. Yeah, he didn't do it. But the, the kids. The kid comes from a restaurant family and his dad is a chef, so he has been served too much. He needs to learn how to prep a little better.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

We don't do cup of soup in my home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not what we do too. Yeah, just fine. Oh, he doesn't, he doesn't. Oh, he doesn't know. Now you got to put water in it, kiddo.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Did you tell the dad? I'm sure he.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not tell the dad because I, I, I don't. I, I figured it would just air out.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we unstained the cabinets, but there's yellow on it still. So we're going to have to repaint the cabinets. We're going to repaint the cabinets.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I wasn't saying for that. I'll say more of just, hey, your kid doesn't know how to cook.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't want to embarrass you.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Right.

[JD Ryan]

That sounds busy. But your wife will love that. Janetta loves, she, I'm sure she loves to paint, decorate, and design and. Right.

[Michael Turley]

Surely John's looking at you like, why are you giving her ideas?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, she's not happy at all.

[JD Ryan]

You might buy some accessories.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually called the insurance company to see. I mean, if, if the house is, is stained with the smoke smell. I mean, it got into the fabrics, the couches. It's bad. Had.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Fire alarms didn't go off or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the fire alarms obviously don't work. Now I didn't even think of that until now. And the insurance will cover it if this won't go away. So she's got the doors open trying to air it out. It's been two and a half days now. But it might be a problem.

[JD Ryan]

Can I make a suggestion?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

Before you lay a claim.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Change those batteries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Because they're going to check that. Well, I'm just telling you, don't ask me why I know, but they're gonna check that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the Instagram chirpers. Yep. Does the insurance not pay if the fire alarm doesn't go off?

[Michael Turley]

They probably find a reason why not to, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

If you ever listen to that old show, you know, yours truly, Johnny Dollar, those insurance investigators are.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Backtracks. Let's do it.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

Oh boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'll let you handle it by.

[JD Ryan]

This is a crazy story and I've never heard this before, but I look for a day in history. It was this day in 1977. Okay, listen closely. London Evening Standard reported Led Zeppelin singer Robert Plant had been arrested in Atlanta, Georgia on charges of drunkenness and carrying a knife at Hartsfield International Delta Airlines Crown Room Lounge. Remember they had those?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

In the 70s. He was taken to the Atlanta City jail and find $75 for being drunk and disorderly. This was a big story in England. Here's the amazing part. Robert Plant was at his home in Wales at the time of the incident. The person arrested turned out to be a 19 year old man impersonating Robert Plan at the airport in Atlanta. True story. British tabloids, including the London Evening Standard, issued immediate apologies in light of the bizarre situation. This is 1977. Yeah, right. This is pretty soon after the release of Led Zeppelin 4, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

A lot of interviews, a lot of press going on. They were touring almost constantly. Every interview Robert Plant did for like 18 months brought this up. He was really, really pissed that his name came up with the word arrest in the article.

[Bobbo]

Over and over and over that actually happened.

[JD Ryan]

Happen. So we got a couple of Robert Plant solo tracks. We're going to play them backwards for you. If you can call and correctly identify these two songs, you win free merch from the John Clay Wolf shows page online. And I've got some Robert Plant music on cd, a couple of different ones, including the Paige and Plant album that you can win from Born late records.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut 1, Cut 2. I'm looking at the answers. I would have Gotten number one, I would not have gotten number two, but I didn't. I've never even seen the name of that song in my life.

[JD Ryan]

That was like 92, 93, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut one, Cut 2, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in and tell us the name of those two Robert Plant songs we ran backwards and you win the stuff one more time. Cut one, Cut 2. While we're waiting on the callers at 800-800-RODIO to identify the backtrack song of the week, Mike and Marilyn, are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's Mike. How you doing, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. I see the. I see the nature of your question. I'm gonna let Turley handle this one. Mike, go ahead. It's Mike and Mike and Mike right here.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead, Mike.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. Here you go. Mike and Ike. All right. I'm in Maryland. My son's graduating from the Naval Academy. He's going to the air. The Air Force. You know, he's going into pilot school. So I thought me and him are into hot rods. And I. I'm all into, like, the American Graffiti. Like Ford and Chevy 32s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Might get to the point.

[Caller/Listener]

35, like three window, five window coupes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. And I thought it. I can't buy him an F14 or an F16 unless you got one for sale. I thought, you know, me and him, I'd buy him something nice for his graduation from the Naval Academy and some Sunday kind of drive. Now, I know in Southern Maryland they do have some car shows that I've

[John Clay Wolf]

been to, but Turley, what Mike wants to ask is he wants to buy a classic Chevy for his son that's fixing to graduate. And I thought that you could answer this question very well because you did the same thing.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you can go ahead and buy it, but you're going to be the one that owns it.

[Caller/Listener]

It.

[Michael Turley]

Because Mama's not going to want him to drive it. So it's. If you want it for yourself, he's already got.

[Caller/Listener]

He's already got it. He's already got a toyota 4runner I bought him to go through college. So this is for a present for both of us.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's for you.

[Caller/Listener]

It's like a first president.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's. It's for you more than anything else. I've been there, man. I know he did this. I did the same thing. And I was like, oh, yeah. And, you know, I wanted the truck, too, of course, but I was like, here you go, son.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'm so I'm so proud of him. You know, to go to pilot school through the naval academy. I want to do something for both of us.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I mean?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, it's awesome. And then what he's doing. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That he's asking for advice. So what's your advice?

[Michael Turley]

My advice is if you don't mind.

[Caller/Listener]

That's what I want.

[Michael Turley]

If you don't mind having that vehicle for yourself and you take care of it and don't expect to get money back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well your, your, your experience was breakdowns.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I was just. That's what we get to.

[Caller/Listener]

So.

[Michael Turley]

So you own the vehicle but you're going to put.

[Caller/Listener]

Also I'm not a rent. I'm not a wrench turning guy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't either company and I is he.

[Caller/Listener]

So go ahead.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. If you're not a rent you're going to be paying a lot of money out of pocket. A lot for mechanics, for mechanical stuff. So do you have the money to do that?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'm okay with that because I got a lot of money.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your, is your kiddo a wrench turner?

[Caller/Listener]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

This would be a good time to learn.

[Michael Turley]

Well and, and actually it is a cool thing to do is you know, at least change the oil with them and kind of tinker with it because I did that with my son. So it was kind of a nice bonding experience. So I, I would I do it over again? Yes, I would but I would had more money saved up because I didn't realize how much I had to put in.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you gave 7500 for the truck. What did you spend on it?

[Michael Turley]

Oh God. I mean really, I probably spent another seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you really? If you, if you go with 50 grand and buy a good car they're still gonna break. But you'll. It's prettier so you'll like it more.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I had to spend first train. You know suspension and I mean it was just it get ads on and on and didn't like the wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what you do. Mike. Mike, seriously. No, no. Bull. GMTV. GMTVauctions.com go there when we hang out up next Saturday and these cars are already posted. Don't buy one of those Mopars because they're complete redos that need to be done. But there's I think 40 cars in Alabama, Anniston, Alabama that I bought from a, from a state and we're auctioning them off to the public right now and the final day is next Saturday and go through all These cars and grab one of those Corvettes. Because those corvettes are solid.

[Caller/Listener]

Solid.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're not going to break on you. They got LS3 engines in them. But you can go through all these cars and you can find one, you get a hell of a deal. But my suggestion is grab one of those newer corvettes. They're not. They're like late 90s. And you will get a car that won't break down on you. And they're turning into collectors now and they're still cheap. I can't help you.

[Michael Turley]

He wants. He wants what he wants.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what he wants. He wants a 69 Camaro is what he wants. And that's fine. Go do that to yourself.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. Well, Mike, actually there is some old stuff like that. There's some chevelles and some other things on there [e-mail] they're out there.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we got backtracks. Guesses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look. Jerry and Reno, Nevada, what's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning. I'm gonna say little by little. First song. And it's a beautiful day today. Second.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little by little is correct. Beautiful day is incorrect. We'll play be the the number two song backwards again. Sam in Dallas, Texas, what are your two guesses?

[Caller/Listener]

Little by little and stairway to heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play that again and let me see if I can hear stairway to heaven in it. Sam, go pull another bong hit, dude, because you're hallucinating. That ain't it. I only had two guessers. It's hard.

[JD Ryan]

You'll have seconds beating. Really reminds me of my son graduating boot camp with the United States marine corps.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's a deep hint that nobody's gonna get. You're so. You're so weird.

[Michael Turley]

See, Baba does this when he wants the record.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, exactly.

[Michael Turley]

And this is what he wants.

[JD Ryan]

So you're playing against me, dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Coming up next is dial a deal. The lightning round. All the bids are good. At givemetheven.com you can call in now. I'm gonna bid your cars on the air. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. We'll be right there.

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[John Clay Wolf]

So I've got a lot of calls on here about the backtracks and it's actually knocked out everybody on the cars. I've got a couple of cars here real quick. Chris was the first Chris in Oklahoma. Little by little and 29 palms. Is that your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You win.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Congratulations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Number four is the winner of the backtracks a moment ago. Everybody else, he won. So you can drop off left hand Louie in Chicago. You have a 71 stingray frame off Resto trying to trade in at a dealership. Can y' all buy it? Yes, I can buy it. Can I buy it for 40 grand? It's very, very. The odds are not good on a 71 stingray at 40, unless it's a crazy built. I mean, what did it cost to restore it for real?

[Caller/Listener]

I. I think he's probably got over 30 into it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs like 200 in it for it to be worth 40. That's. He picked the wrong car to restore. So those. Those stingrays don't oversell. So. So, I mean, it would need to be. I gave a hundred grand for one that was a 300 grand build, and I still had hell getting out of it. Yep, it just a 71 stingray. A good one. You know, maybe worth 25 grand. I mean, it just. It's just, you know, but it's not worth 40. If. If y' all would take 25 grand for it. Go to givemetheven.com and we will definitely take a look. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. All these calls. I'm all screwed up because we a 20 roush nightmare with 29,000 mile four wheel drive. Is it supercharged? Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have time to look that one up right now because I need to a 20 with. With 29. I just bought a Shelby Super Snake. A 21 Supercharged for 60. Now. It was previously stolen and it's got 600 miles on it. How much is this one?

[Caller/Listener]

48.

[John Clay Wolf]

48 grand. I'm gonna have. I'm gonna have somebody call you because I don't have time to get into it right now. But I do appreciate the phone call. Then we'll. I'll get you an offer today. Anybody that missed out, just go to give me the vin. That is our website and you can put in the license plate number. I'll decode it and we'll give you an offer immediately. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN.com. be right back.

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[Caller/Listener]

It is like a great ballet of violence.

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So where. My sister Abigail, she bought a boat. She always wants us to go on the lake with her. And I have been. I don't like lakes. There's no rules on the lake. It's just the wild west. Everybody drives as fast as they want. There's always sudden turns, turns made out there. Everybody driving the boat is either drunk or 11.

[JD Ryan]

No one's a normal person.

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[John Clay Wolf]

So true, JD hilarious.

[JD Ryan]

Everyone driving is either drunk or 11.

[Bobbo]

The best place to watch him is the boat ramp. You can tell how junk they are trying to get the boat back on the trailer or get it off the trailer.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Russell in California, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, John, how are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller/Listener]

A friend of mine just called me. Me. He's got a TV. I don't own a TV. All I got is this 33 AF, MF and radios.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And I live in a laundry room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

You're having an auction. He told me. And you've got a 63 Fairlane there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

From the. From cars park.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Can I buy that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just go to gmtvauctions.com and it's going to sell next Saturday. Absolute.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, okay. I. I have no computer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody does.

[Caller/Listener]

All I got is an Apple 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody does.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't have that. If you knew me, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, but the guy that called you does. The guy that called you does.

[Caller/Listener]

Pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy that called to tell you this was happening. He's got a computer.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah, but he's like in. He's in Montebello. I'm in Downey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well just get him on the phone the auctions at noon and figure out when it's running. And, and just say go up to this number. Just bid on it up to this number where he actually, he can pre bid right now and you can put in your pre bid number of the most you want to pay and it'll do like ebay does, where it just takes your bid and increments. So like if you put in 10 grand and the biddings at 7,800. Then it'll take your bid at 7,900 and it'll just bid for you. You can do it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, can, can you give me just a clue? What do you think it might go for?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's absolute everything. In this auction next week, gmtvauctions.com there's like 180 lots and there's a bunch of mopar parts and there's like 50 Mopar Restores and there's another 50 of these Alabama cars. That car could go for, I don't know. I bought them all with one number and I don't remember. I did this like two months ago. All I know is that I'm selling them all absolute. So when you're on top, if it could be cheap, it could be normal, it could be high, I don't know. But there will be some definite bargains in there. Definite. Because it's absolute. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

That was, that was my.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank you. That's what we're doing. Yeah. Go to GMTV Auctions and we're going to do the auction from the. The actual live auction part will be in person. If you want to come in person and bid to the auctioneer that's doing it simulcast. So we're doing it online and in person. But we're doing the show from the Rattlesnake Roadhouse and Walnut next Saturday and at noon when we finish and that auction starts and also Sunday, I'm doing the cars, coffee and quesadillas at GMTV Garage and Walnut tomorrow morning at 9. If you guys want to do a road tour and come out and eat some good Mexican food at Saska Cantina.

[Bobbo]

What times did that start? Nine. Nine o'.

[Caller/Listener]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fire chicken. I'm gonna be in the fire chicken. Okay. So if anybody's been following the fire chicken story for a while, it will be there. You can come criticize me. I love it.

[Bobbo]

They love to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Haters gonna hate.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of haters. Haters and Criticism. Yeah, the F6 video. Holy cow, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about it?

[Michael Turley]

There's been a lot of hate and there's some love there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, well, it was. It wasn't about the. The hate was. Well, yeah, there's people bitching, saying the car's ugly for sure. But what happened was when we did the video, we went to the track.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, look great.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when we got done, we came to Walnut, went to the garage, Richard and I did Raul Collins and we cut some cut ups and then we're like, you know what? We're done with this. We've been working all day. Let's party. And we got in that lifted limo, and I was showing Richard around town, and the camera guys were with us. I was like, let's kind of make a monkeys kind of video. Like, goofy. Sure. And, yeah, and we. We had fun. But I got to talking about all this stuff, and there's an RV park in town that we recently had an experience with a mess dealer in. And I was explaining it to him, and I had bought the. There's a note on it that's in default. Okay. And I bought the note contract. Right.

[Bobbo]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And I want to get rid of the meth dealers.

[Bobbo]

That makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was talking about it a little under the influence, and I made some comments that were not. Anyway, there's good people that live there too. Of course. Of course. I was talking about the people who want to get rid of their bad people.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he said something about it on the video. Showed me talking about running over trailers, which I was talking about with the bulldozer to make a point. We're not. The drugs aren't going to be here. Okay. Right.

[Bobbo]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. But the editor showed B roll during my voiceover of a nice guy watering his tomato plants.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Michael Turley]

Video. You just see the guy, just nice little man just watering, staring at them.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you hear me talking and seeing. Cutting in and out of running over it with a bulldozer. That is not.

[Bobbo]

That's not what you meant.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So a hater, which I know who it was, created a new fake Facebook account and posted on the local Walnut Springs community deal and took a cut, that video of the cut, and posted it on there and said, look at what this guy said about our town.

[Bobbo]

Just that part. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And boy, it fired him up really,

[Michael Turley]

like, to the thousands.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, there's only seven people.

[Michael Turley]

I was gonna say there's only 700

[John Clay Wolf]

people that live here. There's only 700 people that live here.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. But. But there's like 10,000 on that site. And they just. Just piling on. And. And. And I actually went on there this morning and just took my phone up and made a recording, apologizing and explaining.

[Michael Turley]

But actually, I found that you looked very disheveled, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was 6:30 in the morning. I just gotten up and I was fixing to go ride, and I. I was like, you know what? Because the post got taken down, and I'm sure they're like, oh, my God. He's Mr. This and that. Took the post down. I'm like, hey, I just want to address it and. Morning, guys. I want to apologize for the disruption we caused filming that TV show the other day. It was indeed a bad edit. The second I saw that last Saturday, I called the editors and said, take that part out where the fella's watering his tomato plants and. And talking about. And I'm talking about running over the trailers in a dozer. What the context was. That was not in that video. They cut it out on the original edit was I was talking about the mess dealers in the RV park. So. And I mean that. I'm not backing off that.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

At all.

[Bobbo]

Yep. Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Nope.

[Bobbo]

Because you have experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't want to get into the depth of it.

[Bobbo]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, that is. Termites are eating the house up. Get rid of the termites.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I get it. No, totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. So. But yeah, they just. It was. It was. I wish the post was taken down so I can't read the comments. I was reading them to you last night.

[Michael Turley]

There was some. Man, they were pretty bad. It's funnier when you're reading it in the country accent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Let me tell you something.

[JD Ryan]

It comes right out, doesn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And there's a lot of comments where it's like, you know, know, somebody says something nice and then they like as well f you. Then you know, it's just back and forth going. And it's just. John was like, yeah, you know, maybe it was a. If I could unedit something, that would probably have been that. That incident right there.

[JD Ryan]

Even in this small environment, though, here's how widespread it's not. And maybe you get some relief from this because you guys went through like three or five of these and the next one said, what? Who are we talking about here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Right. Right.

[JD Ryan]

Not everybody knows. Not everybody's out to get you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, but they've got the. You. They're just. He's talking like, I come into town and take it over and you don't own this town. I was trying to explain. Dude, it's entertainment. The radio shows, entertainment. The TV shows, entertainment. We program and script for entertainment.

[Bobbo]

Sure. And let's be honest. You brought a lot of money and. And commerce to this town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, sure. And we've cleaned it up. Cleaned it up. Not just we. There.

[Caller/Listener]

There.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's another guy that. That really like that whole. That whole strip where the canteen and the coffee shop and the. He. He did all that out of his pocket.

[Bobbo]

Got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm not the only one, but a lot of these small towns got rejuvenated. This was the one that hadn't been sure. And we were doing it. I mean, yeah. Come on. I thought you love this town so much, and you should love what we've been doing to it.

[Bobbo]

You like the money that's coming in?

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The best comment that really busted my balls was this lady GMTV garage.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

The redo we did.

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was criticizing that. And I'm like, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I spent double on that thing to do it to the level I did to restore it. It was an absolute tear down. It was. It was a Ford dealership in the 20s.

[Bobbo]

20s, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But before that, it was a lumber yard hardware store. And all she want to talk about is the fact that I didn't restore it back to a Ford dealership. Well, it became a Masonic lodge after Ford left after the fire, like the 30s. And then it was a Masonic lodge forever. And then they vacated and it was just a rat's nest, nothing.

[Bobbo]

I saw the video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever walk through it with me before?

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was terrible. It was terrible, terrible. Absolute tear down. And we spent a fortune and made that thing. The pride of. I mean, it's gorgeous. Beautiful. In her whole comment. If you'd have restored it back as a Ford dealership, then I wouldn't be mad at you. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All righty.

[Bobbo]

Now, that was a hundred years ago,

[John Clay Wolf]

and it lasted for a little bit, not too long, but anyway, it was. You're never gonna make everybody happy. The haters are gonna hate. And I did apologize. I meant it. Yeah. But it was a bad. Here's something else about YouTube. So when you post a video on YouTube, you can delete things. You cannot add things. And when I saw that, when we get off the radio show, like today at noon, our YouTube video, this week's going up. And I go, you and I go downstairs after the show and we watch.

[Bobbo]

Watch it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And the second I saw that, I called the editor said, you gotta delete this. It came out wrong.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said, no problem. I didn't think about it again. But if there is a copyright protest on a video from any piece of music or anything, then it locks it up and you cannot get it in there. And I didn't know that it was under copyright protest, which happens a lot. So they never got it, never got off copyright protest test. So it was on there from Saturday to Wednesday. Oh, and I didn't realize it was still there.

[Bobbo]

Thought it was handled.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would have just put it private because you can private it and just shut it down. And if that edit was so bad that I would have done that, that I would have had to make a decision. Do I take the video down where people can't see it if we can't get this edited out? And I would have made the decision, take it down for now. And they would have been like, what are you doing? It screws up our mojo. I was like, this is so bad. This is going to blow up. And it did. It was a mistake. Mistake. It was a mistake.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

See, I wish we could, you know, like, there's things in my life I wish I could edit out.

[Bobbo]

Wouldn't that be great? Make private.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, just something like, I'm sure you have something.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we come back, I want callers and I want you guys to tell us things in your life that happen that you wish you could delete. Oh, boy, that's pretty big.

[Bobbo]

That's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-72348. 800-800-Radio. Things that you did or happened in your life, things that you did not happen to your life. I don't want to hear about a drunk driver hit you and. And I want to hear about things that you did that you wish you could delete. We want to hear from you guys as soon as you get back. As soon as we get back from this song. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio call in, tell us about.

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[John Clay Wolf]

So the last segment, we talked about regrets and things that you could delete you wish you could delete in your life.

[Caller/Listener]

Life.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we invited callers to call in 800-800-800-RODIO and tell us about edits and deletions they would like to make on things they did in their life. James of Mississippi, what's yours? You're up first.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, let's see. I was about 17 years old. I went to a little party at this girl's house that I liked and she likes me. And we got a little drunk on vox and that night I ended up passing out on the couch in the living room in the trailer and I woke up in the middle of the night, not knowing where. I was drunk and I had to pee. So I was sitting there calling out, I've got a pee, I gotta pee. And two friends that were over there, they grabbed me and they tried to take me to the bathroom. Well, I got a little scared because they're gonna see my wee wee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go. Get to it.

[Caller/Listener]

I broke away from them and I literally ran to the other end of the trailer to her bedroom and proceeded to pee all over.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a bad one. Okay, Shane Houston, what's yours?

[Caller/Listener]

So I, I was leaving college. I'm 50 years old now, so I was leaving college in my 20s. And we went out to Poncho's Mexican Buffet before we left. So I'm live in the Midwest and I'm driving home, I get pulled over about 2 o' clock in the morning up there in Texarkana. State troopers back when the speed limit was 55. And trooper pulls me over, he says, why are you driving so fast? I said, well, I said, to be honest, officer, I've got to poop. And he said, just come on my car and I'll try to make this as fast as possible. So it was back when they wrote hand wrote tickets, right? And I went back to his car and I did, I cracked my trousers right there in the police officer's car. He looked at me under his old brim hat and took the ticket and he said, get out of my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? You told him so you told him so you told him. He did not believe you. You Dr. Dre in Houston. What, what, what, what do you regret?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, what's up, fellas? So back in 94, I went to Seattle with an ex fiance for two years. I come back home and my mom sold our 69Z28 Camaro, vinyl top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it, was it yours or was it hers?

[Caller/Listener]

Correct? Well, I was supposed to be inheriting it, but she sold it, so. To get the garage door fixed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year Was this? Roughly?

[Caller/Listener]

94.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did she sell it for? For 3, 500, roughly, I want to

[Caller/Listener]

say 2500 or so. And the guy that fixed the garage door ripped her off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that car is like it

[Caller/Listener]

was the baseball coach of my little brothers.

[John Clay Wolf]

If that car's not restored, it's 50 grand. If it is restored, it's 80. Yeah, 85. Ouch. That's man John in Kansas City.

[Caller/Listener]

I want to delete my marriage in 28 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rodney North, Richland Hills.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, you're on. And I either life delete Or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or give me the VIN.

[Caller/Listener]

Whichever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a cream pump.

[Caller/Listener]

Four, man. Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. Go to givemetheven.com on the Corvette. The life delete is what we're interested in right now.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay? Live delete. Man. I've been. I've been in construction my entire life. I'm 60 now.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was been about 15 years ago, 12 years ago. Anyways, I've been out of contracting for a little bit.

[Caller/Listener]

Got my life back together. My daughter was head of the. The little kitty department.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to dump. I had to dump him out. He swore and dropped the F bomb accidentally on the radios. Bill, what is your delete in Corpus? Okay, I don't need the long story, guys. Hey, hey. I love you. I love you. Long stories. We got to go short. Hit it quick. Please, please. I heard you breathe in real heavy. And I know we're getting comfortable. You're going to tell me A long window.

[Caller/Listener]

We went from corporates to Austin to see Jared Padillacki from Supernatural running a marathon race where they. They run in it. The. The thing was, he came in. My wife and daughter ran to him. I'm picking up chairs that we were sitting in. I turned this guy cost to my face and he was from Europe. Thing is, during that time in February, they had bacteria problems and Covid problems. He gave me a bacteria. They asked me if I went overseas. I said no. I ended up in hospital for a month. Almost died. Molded sister dies of the COVID while I'm in there. The whole thing has caused nothing but trouble. And it's 2026 and it's still going on because of things that happened with the hospital and with me. They almost killed me, giving me the wrong medicine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm so sorry about that. That's terrible. That's a terrible Allen in Baton Rouge. What do you want to delete?

[Caller/Listener]

I regret that I didn't let the level my life go.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old were you?

[Caller/Listener]

I was 19. No, 20. 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you now?

[Caller/Listener]

61.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Must have been some good stuff. Tammy in Baton Rouge.

[Caller/Listener]

Actually, in Pine Grove. Bill Broussard, guy I dated in 2022 that turned out to be more useless than donkey sperm.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Bill was more useless than donkey sperm. Allegedly.

[Caller/Listener]

Allegedly.

[Michael Turley]

Stories got to be the best we got. We got time to do it here or we do at the top of the hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you get started with it?

[JD Ryan]

I know you all think it's funny, man, but it's not. A friend of mine and I, when I was somewhere in my very early twenties were riding around in, in my own small hometown, right. And we found a couple of young lady at the Dairy Queen, there used to be an outdoor kind of a uncovered patio thing. And picked him up and went out to the lake to the blue dock to swim. We're swimming at a good time and he and one of the young ladies were at the end of the blue dock hanging around. And I went back to the car with the other one. Now the young woman that I was with was a deaf girl, okay. And we, I knew her from church. She actually went to my church.

[John Clay Wolf]

Death is like hearing impairs.

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely, totally deaf, okay? And we're in the car and we're making out. One thing leads to another and we're getting it on, okay. And I, you know, we were all kind of somewhat intoxicated so and really enjoyed each other's company very much. And he and the other girl came back, we all got in the car and left and we, you know it. My friend Mikey's driving, he drops the one girl off, drives over cross town, drops the other girl off and leaving. He hadn't, you know, we haven't said a word, right? He's driving, he looks at me sideways. You talk like, talk just like this Bobby Brown. He looked at me, said, why was you yelling at that girl? I said, I was like, oh, was that. It's because I'm a talker, I'll admit it. But hold that. I got it in my mind to, to like, yeah, I was yelling, I was yelling at this girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we've got to go to a music break.

[JD Ryan]

She couldn't hear me.

[Bobbo]

Just, just scroll him down. Come to the break. He'll be still be talking when we come back.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wanted to thank jd. I wanted to set up the tease and we would finish the story when we, when we get back. Top of the hour. We're going to lose the east coast. Go to GMTV. I mean go to jcwshow.com to keep streaming us. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

show.com we've got a couple of more quickies on the regret board. Ashley in Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. So I was at a bar, my ex boyfriend walked in. I was super drunk so I tried to smash a bottle on the table and try to stab him with it. Yeah, well of course the Cops got called try to get arrested but I used the daddy card and was like, do you know who my dad is? My dad owns this town. Super embarrassing. Wish I could take it all back.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they. I see on the note here your nickname was Smashly after that.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. Hang on.

[Michael Turley]

That's a good delete right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve. Rico. Rico Suave. Real quick,

[Caller/Listener]

real quick. I was in church skip church one Sunday and my youth pastor walked in on me pleasuring my so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. Oh boy, that's tough. Ouch. Yeah, ouch.

[Bobbo]

Time to change church.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. You know, that's a hell of a place to pick that behavior.

[Michael Turley]

Mine delete is not quite the same as that, but we were visiting it. This is when we first moved to town and we're visiting a church and I didn't know where the bathroom was and I had to go to the bathroom and they had these like little like mobile home places where they, they. I guess they were having classes and stuff like that. I was like, ah, no one's in there. There go over and I start peeing. So the door busts open and they're like yelling at me. I'm like, oh my God. I ran to my parents car. Obviously we did not go back to that church. Yeah, no, no. I wish I could delete that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ironically, my delete, now that I'm thinking about it, is meth related. I had some serious meth problems in my life with staff members letting people get close to you and in trust that had meth issues and you didn't know it. And the, the problems it caused my controller in oh two at Wolf Fort Dodge.

[JD Ryan]

Oh no.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is all alleged. So I need to be, be careful. I don't want to get a lawsuit. But yeah, I, I went damn near bankrupt because that. The back of it was methane fed. Mean.

[Bobbo]

Damn. Yeah, yeah, that's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the people that she was that that were dealing, the company was dealing with and then I've had a few other situations where people would come around because I'm in car business and it's there and they are, they're like vampires. They've been bit but you don't realize. You don't know. Yeah. And they, they do things that are extremely damn imaging. I mean how many families like don't talk to their kids anymore and the basis is because of methamphetamines because it completely changed the makeup of their personality, who they are and what they're capable of. Yeah. So that's my delete is and that's why that is such a sensitive topic with me. And another situation recently came up very similar. The stakes weren't nearly as high. And so I'm back on that high horse. I don't want them around me at all.

[Bobbo]

Just dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just dangerous.

[Bobbo]

And like a drunk drunk. You can't tell when they're on.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're. They. They will hurt you worse than you ever thought you could be hurt. I don't mean emotionally. They'll steal steel. Yeah, yeah, true.

[JD Ryan]

Especially since 94.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened in 94?

[Caller/Listener]

That.

[JD Ryan]

That cheap ass barnyard. You know, Nazi yellow yachts. Yellow Nazi math is like. I've seen perfectly, really good, decent, wholesome people go right off the rails in three weeks time on that stuff. Those little towns.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of jail. Yeah, speaking of jail. It's time for Johnny Cash. Come over here. Come over here. Sit down, Johnny. I know you're the ghost of Johnny Cash. Come, come. Take the mic, sir.

[JD Ryan]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cat. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads. Hello, John Clay Wolf. I'm in a federal US Penitentiary. I'm also a career used car salesman. John. As a felon I can't work at a corporate owned deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't tell me this goes along with this whole topic today. It sounds. The setup sounds just like it.

[JD Ryan]

I am a hustling car guru though. I wanted to ride so that I could tell my wife Cindy that I love her and I miss her brother. I was ripped right out of my wife's arms by the Feds. I got 30 years for 47 kilos of Ghost Dope. Really, it's 47 kilos of meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

There it is. There it is. There it is.

[JD Ryan]

That I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way. No way. Surprise, surprise, surprise. Sorry, Johnny.

[JD Ryan]

That I did not have. But back to my wife. Good Lord. She's my world. She's my poison too. The woman's stupid beauty. Beautiful. And she's four years older than I am. Even today, she's four years older than I Am. I was only 30 at that time. But that woman was on her stuff. I could never catch her. And I broke bones trying. Literally. Some nights I'd sneak around with tools like the spies used in movies. Night vision rangefinders. The Whisperer. She found that one and I never got it. Back.

[Caller/Listener]

Back.

[JD Ryan]

Lol. That woman's a gangster. Also at the scene of the crime. She came down the side road on the highway and I jumped head first in the window of our car with handcuffs. On she didn't want her man gone. Please give her a shout out that I love her and tell her she better not cheat on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Your friend, James Lashley, USP Coleman 2, Federal Correctional Complex, Coleman, Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

He gave her a phone number. Did she not answer?

[Bobbo]

She didn't answer. And he's texted her as well, and she didn't answer.

[JD Ryan]

Well, if he or she comes up with some more mail from jail, either of them can send it on down the line to us. Here, you see what I did?

[Bobbo]

Let's see what you did.

[JD Ryan]

Address is P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Johnny. Keith in Louisiana.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, John. Good girlfriend and her buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

To what age?

[Caller/Listener]

Wedding reception. And so her sister, who was really hot and. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She's so bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

What age are we talking about? What age are we talking about?

[Caller/Listener]

I was 19. 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

I had a beautiful 76 Flybird formula. We leave this wedding reception, I leave my girlfriend and her. Her. Her friend and we sneak off and we have our thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and her sister.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, her sister didn't know I left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on.

[Caller/Listener]

I left with her sister.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay. So your girlfriend stays at the reception, you leave with the sister, and then. And y' all fooled around, we go

[Caller/Listener]

have our thing at the fairgrounds and. Oh, come on, we gotta go. We gotta say no, no, it's only 9 o'. Clock. But the time changed that night. So you always need to synchronize your watches, I guess. Yes. But I get my money's worth. And we come pulling up and the reception is over. Real nice steakhouse in Gonzalez. And out there, sitting by the wall, it's my girlfriend and her buddy. And we pull up, I get out, the other girl, she gets a sister, gets in her car and leaves my shoes are all my shirts untucked. It's pretty obvious what went on. And then I have to ride home. I'm not smart enough to just leave. Just don't even stop. So I got a ride home with the girlfriend and her date, her buddy. And, you know, we could have had it all out, but, you know, we're talking about the budget crisis and, you know, the nuclear non proliferation treaty. Everything except this gorilla in the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, that's awesome. The. The. Hey, real quick. And I think you'll be more interested in this than telling us your story. The lady from the mail from jail is online for. Let's grab her from the prison. He wants to Hear it? Hey there. Are you the wife of the prisoner that wrote us?

[Caller/Listener]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear his letter?

[Caller/Listener]

I did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, can you, Johnny Cash? Can you read through it real quick? Maybe paraphrase a little bit?

[JD Ryan]

My wife, Cindy. Good Lord. She's my world, but she's my poison, too. That woman is stupid, beautiful and four years older than me. Even today, she's four years older than I am. I was only 30 at the time, but that woman was on her stuff. I could never catch her. I broke bones trying. Literally. Some nights I would sneak around with tools like the spies used in movies. Night vision, range finders. The Whisperer. She found that one. I never got it back. Lo Fish, that woman's a gangster. Also at the scene of the crime. She came down the side road on the highway and I jumped headfirst in the window of our car with handcuffs on. She didn't want her man gone. Give her a shout out that I love her and tell her she better not cheat on me. James Lashley,

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you crying or laughing?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm laughing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are y' all still married?

[Caller/Listener]

We're not officially married, but we've been together for a long, long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long has he been in the can?

[Caller/Listener]

Since 2017.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's he get out?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, he got a lot of time. I think it was like. But he's gonna hopefully get out soon. He got like 23 years, you know,

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe Exotic calls in a lot to the radio show and he keeps telling us, you remember the Tiger King? He's gonna get out any minute now. He got 23 years. What did he do?

[Caller/Listener]

It was drug related.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of drugs?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, see, the deal with that is they tried to say that. Well, they asked him some series of questions and they just added up what they thought that he was doing in an amount that he had.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of drugs?

[Caller/Listener]

Not true. I think it was methamphetamine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of here. No way.

[Caller/Listener]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were just talking about that in the show earlier. Well, I. I hope you enjoyed the love letter from your husband on national radio today and that you. He. Do you still like him?

[Caller/Listener]

Do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you still like him? Do you want him back when he gets out?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, we're gonna. We're gonna have to work on some things, but, yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of things? I've got 30 seconds. What kind of things are you going to work on when you get. When he gets out? Just interested.

[Caller/Listener]

Just making sure that he's. He's not that spy kind of person anymore or the one that's controlling or like gets binoculars out looking at, looking down the road, making sure you're not talking to the postman or something like that, you know.

[JD Ryan]

Oh,

[Caller/Listener]

yeah. Deal with that. But I did love him.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you, Cindy. Coming up next is the Lightning round. Dial a deal, 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Call in now. Let me go through these, these. I've got a bunch of dates and stuff. Okay. Next week, the auction. Go to gmtvauctions.com if you want to bid and buy. Buy is absolute sale. Some of those barn finds we did not barn finds, but you know, collection buys we did in, in Alabama and in Houston. They're listed on gmtvauctions.com right now. And we're having that live at Walnut Springs next Saturday, doing the show from there. Okay. Jordan Events center in California, June 20th with Adam Carolla, our second to our last. It's like our California 20 year celebration of the radio show. And our final show in California the next week is Gas Monkey, our final terrestrial show at Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas, Texas. The F6 will be there in person. The big Ferrari we've been working on forever. Tomorrow morning, Walnut Springs, Texas, GMTV garage, 9:00am if you guys want to do a country cruise to the Hill Country, I'm gonna have the fire chicken there. We're gonna eat some breakfast at the cantina and then go for about is tulips. It's called the Cross Crazy 8. The first loops 45 minutes, second loops about an hour. And I'm gonna do that tomorrow. And y' all are welcome to come along.

[Michael Turley]

And if you couldn't memorize all that, just go to join on the JCW page and you'll get an email saying all this stuff right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right. We'll be right back. A lightning round, 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Doing a podcast with Jay Leno July 25th at his garage.

[Michael Turley]

Just join.

[JD Ryan]

Join.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just join. Just join. Go to jcwshow.com and join. Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Jay in San Antonio. What have you got to sell?

[Caller/Listener]

Big shopping cart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what kind of shopping cart?

[Caller/Listener]

A Street Legal LS1 shopping cart that's been out on the web. It's been on the street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the, is it that did I see a Gas Monkey episode with that cart in it where y' all were driving through the. Oh, I've seen this thing.

[Caller/Listener]

It's my little toy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it weigh?

[Caller/Listener]

44. 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tommy, can you put the picture up? 4,400 pounds.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the drivetrain on it? So it's a Matt Turley. It's a massive shopping cart. It's like the size of a dually or something.

[Michael Turley]

I saw that sentence, 20. Give me the vin.com. and I was like, how do we bid this?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand.

[Michael Turley]

What. What are you gonna do with this thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you build it or buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I've made it. My driveway. It's 21ft long, 11ft tall, six and

[John Clay Wolf]

a half feet wide, and it's got a steering wheel, it's got gas pedals. Is it street legal?

[Caller/Listener]

Abs, four wheel disc brakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it street legal?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. License insured.

[John Clay Wolf]

There it is on the. On the screen. Okay. Oh my God. What chassis is that sitting on?

[Caller/Listener]

Sounds like a Denali chassis with the 5.3 and 4L60 training.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty weird.

[Michael Turley]

Go to JCW show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was O'Reilly Auto Parts sponsoring you? I see pictures of O'Reilly on the side. I'm looking at these photos.

[Caller/Listener]

They helped me and a couple of materials that the vehicle needs and in exchange we take it to some of their openings, customer appreciation days, display it. But we do help a lot of communities, mainly the foster kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you go get them groceries?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I do a lot of toys. I do Christmas toy drives in next month we're gonna do a back to school supply drive for the foster kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

We could go hog hunting in that Turley and fill it up with hogs.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, that's not what you do with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a var. Varmint. There's some 21 year old kids around here that go varmint hunting and they take pictures of their loot in front of places. And they did it GMTV Garage last night in front of that limo. Hey, I don't know what to do with this thing. I mean, do you really want to sell it or you just want to brag about it?

[Caller/Listener]

I want to sell it if you want to buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does five grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No. Then you don't even pay for the part.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. Well, you got the parts free from O'Reilly, but that's not the point. Well, how much is it? Just for the record, maybe somebody will want to buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll be happy at 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

80,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jay. We left. We just lost Jay.

[Caller/Listener]

It's too damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Was that the lightning round? Yeah, that was it. We wasted it on a, On a shopping cart.

[Michael Turley]

You know what though? That I, I was curious what you'd get for that and so that about right? Five grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, what did you do with that? Goofy. It's just goofy. And you get. That's about right. You, you might find somebody else's goofy.

[Michael Turley]

Some charity maybe wants to buy it

[John Clay Wolf]

or something like that.

[Michael Turley]

You don't even think that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because here's the problem. You buy that and you're laughing and then you've got, you know, world size shopping cart on your hands. What are you gonna do with it?

[Michael Turley]

11ft tall?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What are you gonna do? You gotta haul it everywhere. It's a mess. It's a pain in the ass. You'll be wanting to sell it in five days. Well. Oh, that limo. I'm gonna sell it at GMTV auctions. It's going up immediately. I'm already done with the limo. The lifted limo, it's going out the. I'll sell it next Saturday.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, why not? I had fun with it. Got me in trouble.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be right back.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller/Listener]

just one alcoholic beverage a day could raise health risks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So make sure to have at least two.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we were talking earlier about our 20 years on the radio. And when I had washable on as a nooner, you know, he wanted to be a radio guy. So I gave him his chance in radio, which he was. He was good.

[JD Ryan]

He was funny, great voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was hard to get him to be the person on air that he wasn't off air. That's always a problem.

[Bobbo]

Very, very common.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great, funny people off air. You get them on air and they tighten up, freeze. So he got me, I got him that job. But it made me think he. When we were in high school, you know, what do you need in high school? You need money. Right?

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his grandfather, no, his stepdad worked at a morgue and he got us jobs at a morgue. Oh, God, dude. What? Really?

[Bobbo]

Doing what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Removing guts and putting them in trash bags and putting them back in the body.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never paid really good.

[Bobbo]

I bet it did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unfortunately, I never got the opportunity to start.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because my dad stopped and he said, there's no way in hell you're doing this. Dude, do you know what kind of mental scarring this could be? I'm like, but, dad, they're paying us $50 an hour. He said, yeah, maybe it wasn't that much, but it was a lot. And. And he was like, yeah, whatever.

[Bobbo]

No, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. He's like. And then, of course. Who the hell brought you this idea, right? Washable. He's like, yeah, that sounds about right. He said, you're. He said, you don't need to be hanging out with Washable for a while. That's great.

[Bobbo]

Never told that story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Dad. Oh, hey, Tommy. Throw that picture up of my dad. I got him. I forgot. He can't move that quick. You got to have him loaded and ready. Sorry, Tommy. You got it. Knock on the window if you got. Or let me know if you've got it. Anyway, I've got my dad's tombstone set finally out here.

[Michael Turley]

It's been like. Was it 20, 19 right there? And there it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yep. Nice. Yep. It's down there by the shooting range. Where's that other picture? It kind of shows the background more. Right there by the shooting ground by the shooting range. Yeah. You sit there and shoot targets and talk to dad and fish and talk to dad and he's a real smart ass.

[Bobbo]

Is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smart.

[Bobbo]

What do you think?

[Michael Turley]

I get it.

[JD Ryan]

I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, in my. My grandpa too.

[JD Ryan]

Always got a kick out of your dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's got a personality.

[JD Ryan]

Fun to hang with.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was. Always had stories. Always. Yep. He was. I mean. Yep. Yep. He was a good time.

[Bobbo]

This is beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's very respectful. Got the tombstone set out here.

[Michael Turley]

Now, is he buried there?

[JD Ryan]

There.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Michael Turley]

So. Wow. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So does that make me a resident?

[Michael Turley]

I think so. You have to, don't you? Isn't that part of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Yeah, I guess so.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You come to this town, you're coming. Well, you need to go home to the city. Let me explain something to you. There's a little more here than what you understand, right? There was a lady. There's a la. I won't get into it, but yeah. There's a neighbor that has a place that. They've got a cemetery. Cemetery on the place. And we're talking about doing a deal. And I said I'll give you a lifetime easement the cemetery. Because I'm probably going to be buried up there too. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Now that we know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Anyway, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's in the news, boss?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, let's see here. The news. Well, we have a, we do have a letter, by the way.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, this will do.

[John Clay Wolf]

The letter.

[Michael Turley]

Is it a Dear John on?

[Bobbo]

It's kind of sorta. Comes from Casey Morgan in Waxahachie. And Casey is getting married. Casey is getting married June 27th.

[JD Ryan]

Ruh row.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's our, that's the day of our 20th anniversary and last terrestrial show.

[Bobbo]

We listen to the show every week. We listen to it all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gas Monkey, Ice House. June 27th.

[Bobbo]

We listen to the podcast. We know most of your story stories by heart. Y' all have announced your last show is going to be our wedding day. We're a little bit bummed. Our wedding was going to be at 10:30 in the morning, but we have moved it till 2:00 in the afternoon. We don't want to mess miss the end of the show. Wow, they moved their wedding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do they live? Do you know?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Waxahachie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Waxahatchee, Texas.

[Bobbo]

Casey Morgan.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we are playing the Waxahachie Indians in 1989. And it is down to the wire and both benches clear out. Big fight. Bad call from the refs. They had to police escort the refs out of the game. Coach hit me. I. I didn't hit. Wait. I. No, I don't remember. But like the players and the coaches started. It was wild, dude. It was what Texas football is all about. Every time I hear the word Waxahachie, I think about that moment. Joey Maguire was there. He was on our team. The Texas Tech coach, coach. And this week Joey called out UT and said University of Texas because they don't play each other on the schedule. And Texas is talking smack about Tech saying we we would beat them with our second and third stringers. And then Joey said we will cancel the first game of the year against I think it's Abilene Christian. And y' all cancel Yalls first game of the year, September 2nd, I believe. Yep. And when you do that, you have to pay a cancellation fee to the visiting school or the opponent school because they don't get half the TV money.

[Bobbo]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said our boosters will pay for our cancellation fee and your cancellation fees if you want to show your happy ass up and play us the first game of the year. If you want to use your second string, have at it. But I'd bring the first.

[Bobbo]

Wow, that's good.

[Michael Turley]

I doubt those T sips are going to actually take this on T sip tips because it's for them. What's the. What's the positive for them? Because they lose the game, they're going to look really bad. They can just ignore this. It's probably what they're going to do. But I think they're backed in the corner and they can use the Texas Tech can use this against them the whole year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. When it gets down to the grading, the beauty contest of the playoffs. Damn right. Strength of schedule. That was what brought it up.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, because they're saying the Texas Tech's got an easy schedule just because of the conference are in not their fault just way.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is right.

[Michael Turley]

That's not their fault at all. Let's see. Man, it would be great if they were in the playoffs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, this would be the best way to start off a football season I've ever heard of in my life.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it. The amount of money for advertising, it

[John Clay Wolf]

would shut it down. This is. This is Hulk Hogan come back to life. This is WWE all the way. I challenge you to Kabuki.

[Bobbo]

Come on now.

[JD Ryan]

Very big.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were those names? Kabuki and then Andre the Giant.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, there's a great.

[JD Ryan]

By the way, missing link.

[John Clay Wolf]

The missing link.

[JD Ryan]

Scandarak Bar.

[Michael Turley]

There's a Hogan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Netflix.

[Michael Turley]

Netflix series. It's great. It's all about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I watched a little bit of it. Missing link. Sandar Akbar Scandar. Scandar Act Bar. He was from Fernand, wasn't he?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are some others?

[JD Ryan]

Devon, Big Mongolian.

[Michael Turley]

Well, Sergeant Slaughter. You had all them, I mean. Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever go? Oh yeah, I never went. Yeah, I did watch it on tv.

[Michael Turley]

So they were showing. In this Netflix series, they're showing Ultimate Warrior and he's making his big debut. And that was at the heart the of Harford. Harford Civic center in Connecticut. My dad got us tickets that and I'll never forget. I mean it was like as a kid, you're like, holy crap, it's Ultimate Warrior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. I didn't know the professional, the 30 year radio veteran.

[Bobbo]

I'm trying to post the video. You asked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geez.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway, yeah, that, that video, that Netflix video brought back so many memories as a kid. You wrestling was huge for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is that. Yeah, it's bigger. They need to play this Game, Texas. If anybody's listening in Austin, we're on klbj, afm, the Rocker. Good morning, Austin, Texas. You need to call your coaching buddies and you need to say we've got to take this on if we're who we think we are, because this will be. This would be the best. This will be the best. I love this stuff. I live for this stuff. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer gift. Givemetheven.com Remember, if you want to get rid of your spam calls and robo calls, go to jcwshow.com and click the incogni link. Incogni is an attacker. They're like Scandar Akbar and the Von Erich brothers combined. If, if Skandar Akbar had a child with all of the Von Eric brothers and Fritz Von Erich, that would be incognito. And they will attack the robo calls and attack the spammers and you will get your life back. Go to jcwshow.com, click incogni and clean up your inbox in your phone. The crazy phone calls that you get, it's. I don't know how much it costs. It's not that much, but I know you get 60 off if you go through our link because the deal is set up for them. All right, see you in a minute. Yeah. I'm worth more. I'm worth more.

[Bobbo]

You bet I'm worth more.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta love this song. Name, name this band.

[Bobbo]

Band. The babies.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, John White. Yep. They start jamming. Yes, they do. See, I, I don't Wanna. I don't want to do the show. I want to listen to something.

[JD Ryan]

Who plays piano on that?

[John Clay Wolf]

John White.

[JD Ryan]

No, who plays piano on this song?

[John Clay Wolf]

John White.

[JD Ryan]

Jonathan. Jonathan Kane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I thought on the video I saw. Mean, like the MTV video, maybe, but

[JD Ryan]

when Journey went in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame, Jonathan Kane said, I want to thank all the people I've played for before, especially John Waite and the babies.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you sure played on this song. You did. Okay, I need to get over that. 800-800-72348. 800 radio would next week, since we're rounding up our finale here for the broadcast, could you put together, like we need to put together some clips of some of the highlights of the years memories when Weird Al Lee Yankovic was on, when Simon Cowell was on.

[Michael Turley]

Start gathering for them, teaching Chong.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remember that day when they came in the studio?

[Michael Turley]

You could start gathering it for that.

[JD Ryan]

I wasn't there there.

[John Clay Wolf]

You weren't there yet.

[JD Ryan]

No, I was. I was still in Vernon. I don't know if we recorded that. Right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on YouTube. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cheech and Chong. Maybe some clips of Cletus from way back. Or you and I from way, way, way back, if you've got any of that. Oh, look at him. He's rolling his eyes like, more work.

[Michael Turley]

You got a time? It's, you know, not till the 27th, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. i'm putting you in charge, making sure Bobo does it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God. Wait a minute.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, you know what? Prek does an awesome job with the archive stuff, actually. So, yeah, I got a lot of those clips long form.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe Walsh was on the air with us. Sammy Hagar was on the air with us. I mean, there's a lot. We don't have to go through all of it, but, you know, some of the fun stuff.

[JD Ryan]

So you'd like that for the 27th?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think that'll be fun. Maybe in some of the 20th. That's gonna be the California show at the Jordan Family, the Jordan Event Center. Adam Kroll and I are going to do it that day for the California crowd. Yeah, that'd be fun. Just 10 hours, 20 hours of work. Don't worry about it. 800, 872. You know, the neat thing about this is most radio shows, I mean, like, all radio shows, you know how they end. Sure.

[Bobbo]

Normally they get yanked off and they don't get to say anything all of a sudden.

[JD Ryan]

Friday morning. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad they trust me enough to handle this. With care. Sure. Because the reason they. They kill radio shows with a headshot is because they're afraid that they'll bad mouth them and make a mess on the way out.

[Bobbo]

Get on the radio and say, this company is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not doing that good. Nope. But this son of a.

[Bobbo]

But I will do it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I can say there's a. There's a guy that. Who do I really dislike from my radio career. Career. Tom Bigby.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's passed away. Rest in peace, Philadelphia, if you're up there. He was the programmer of the sports station up there and I believe in. In Detroit. Oh, Philadelphia's not on the air anymore. This east coast, I mean, we've lost them already.

[Bobbo]

He was in Dallas too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really like Bruce Gilbert.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the sports program. I really like Gavin Spittle. Gavin actually gave me my first shot on big time Radio. That was a weird story in itself. I had to. To sneak into his office past the security guard. Kind of did that with Bruce Gilbert too, to tell you the truth. There was a guy named Dave Tepper in Houston that was the program director of ESPN down there. And I did not like him and he did not like me. And we got sideways and he got fired and sent to Nebraska. That'll happen. Which was. Yeah. So Dave, if you're still up there with the cows and Nebraska, this bud's for you.

[Bobbo]

It's greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Auto patron Padrone in la. Still a great friend today. Klos. I was trying to get on KLOS for so long and. No, no, no, no cardio or cardio. They just didn't. They never take the time. And then I sent him a real crappy message on LinkedIn. Him and stood him up. Like popped him in the chest.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's a drill sergeant guy and that worked. And he called me and said, who the hell do you think you are?

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we got to talking and he was listening and I talked to him. He's not even with KOS anymore. I've been friends with him for seven years. Our wives are good friends. Turned into. Be a lifelong friend.

[Bobbo]

I've seen you do that so many times. People. People that didn't like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Bobbo]

And you've turned them into buddies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they don't like you because you're a car dealer. Who likes a car dealer?

[Bobbo]

Well, it's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, I don't even like car dealers.

[Bobbo]

And you're sometimes a little abrasive. And they're afraid of that. They're afraid of the Howard Stern thing. They don't want that to happen, John.

[Michael Turley]

Abrasive.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the program director in Chicago. You can suck it. Oh, yeah, Both of them, actually. Hey, I got something for you. It's called Dee's Nut.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, clips like those. The last show is going to be on the lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

The lady Alternative lifestyle lady that was the general manager of San Diego.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit it again. Tough. Hey, I got something for you. It's called D's Nuts. Tough. There's more. Hang on, I'm. Now I'm getting excited. The general manager in Shreveport, Louisiana, and the program director. Director in Shreveport, Louisiana. Hey, I got something for you. It's called De's Nuts. Not on the station we're in in Shreveport now. The other station that we started with years ago. Hang on, I need to see if I have any more thank yous I need to give out. Can y' all think there's more. There's so many more. I can't remember everywhere.

[Michael Turley]

Canadians. Remember?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the Canadians up in Toronto. Hey, I got something for you. It's called De Nuts. Yes. They didn't understand the terminology of the Louisiana French.

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they didn't appreciate that.

[Michael Turley]

Well, they didn't like that we were making fun of that mayor, too. And Justin Bieber. Yeah, it was, you know, a whole bunch of things.

[John Clay Wolf]

But at that point they told me, if I ever did that again, I'll get kicked off. So the next week we did it again. So it got kicked off and canceled our contract. I was happy with that.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Kansas City, too, when there's something there. We got in trouble about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there. Yeah. But that got straightened out that morning when we started in kc, it wasn't connected properly. And I knew that it wasn't connected

[JD Ryan]

second time in case we weren't getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

We weren't getting any calls in Casey. And so I started bagging on Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs. And I was like, I'm telling you, they're not turned on. I was calling the guy during the breaks. I'm like, it's not on. He's like, it is. I'm telling you. I'm going to prove to you right now. We're not on the radio in Kansas City. And I just started bagging on Mahomes and the Chiefs and this and that. No calls. Right. Okay. So he's like, you're right, it wasn't on. They had us on tape delay. Yeah. So they played all that the next hour.

[Bobbo]

Next hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he called in. The boss from Intercom called and everybody's Screaming at me, I can't believe you said this on the radio. I'm like, I can't believe you're so stupid that you taped it and then replayed it when I'm telling you what I just said.

[JD Ryan]

We're saying this at like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Johnny Bear. Johnny Dare.

[JD Ryan]

25. 5 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And you're. I'm telling you it's not on. The guy says, no, it's on, it's on. But he had, he had set that hour to play the next hour. So at about 9:25, 9:30, then this, then the call started coming in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did they come in? And then this guy in Houston called just screaming at me. This, this suit from Intercom. And he was screaming at me. And his wife said, who the hell are you talking to like that. This guy in Fort Worth, John Clay Wolf. She's like, do you realize that that's my, one of my brother's dearest old friends. I knew him at TCU also. And he called me back. We got it all worked out.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they were pissed.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Kind of their fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was absolutely their fault. There was something else I did in Kansas City. Oh, the morning show. Johnny Dare.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny. The real problems that we had over the years before I come calmed down was and I've been told by listeners, I've definitely calmed down the morning shows, they hated us. They just hated us. Yeah. Of course, Rob Ryan, Houston still hates us, but that's we've been on for 10 years. So it just kind of worked itself out.

[JD Ryan]

He's the only one down there that hates us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We have plenty of listeners in Houston. And Rod, I think I'm inviting you to come up to our last terrestrial broadcast. I'll fly up to join us and pass the peace pipe. We're doing it June 27th at Gas Monkey Ice House in Fort Worth. I mean in Dallas, Texas. Okay, that'd be nice. These nuts we're speaking of being off the air. We're ending right now west coast. You get another hour and our video goes up today at noon right now on YouTube thing. And I will see you guys next Saturday. We'll be broadcasting live from the Walnut Springs Roadhouse. Come in early if you want want to hang. And tomorrow morning I'm going to go. I'll meet you at GMTV Garage if anybody wants to take their old cars out or, or new cars, Porsches and Ferraris. Welcome to awesome Tour Roads. We'll go for a drive after we eat breakfast. 9 o' clock in the morning. Just chill. Deal. Walnut Springs, Texas See ya.

[Caller/Listener]

Murder for freedom to stab in the

[John Clay Wolf]

back Women and children of cowards attack Run to the hills.

[JD Ryan]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Listener]

For your lives.

[John Clay Wolf]

Soldier, blow in the barren waste Hunting and killings again.

[Caller/Listener]

Locker out.

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