#358 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.06.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #358 Summary

Date: June 6, 2026
Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe, with Bobbo, Pre K, Turley, J.D. Ryan, and Guests
Main Theme: Wild rides in cars, sports, auctions, family drama, outrageous news, and the show’s uncertain future – all with the signature uncensored humor and camaraderie of the JCW crew.

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Episode Overview

Episode #358 of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a classic, high-energy mix of irreverent banter, real car talk, topical humor, and personal stories. Broadcasting remote from Walnut Springs Roadhouse (“The Nut”), the crew discusses everything from absurd car deals and wild auctions to family drama, weird news, and the looming question: Will the show retire on its 20th anniversary at Dallas’ Gas Monkey Ice House or land a deal to keep rolling coast-to-coast?

The episode is packed with:

• Previews and behind-the-scenes on the first public, absolute car auction by GiveMeTheVIN.com
• Bizarre, can't-make-this-up news stories
• Unfiltered insights on sports and culture
• Raw personal moments from listeners and hosts
• High-stakes negotiations around the show’s future

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Key Segments and Highlights

1. Opening Riff: State of the Nation

Timestamps: 00:23 – 02:45

• John sets the tone: “Eggs cost more than concert tickets. ... Airlines still hate us. Streaming wants $18/month to show us commercials. ... Over the next three hours, we will solve absolutely none of those problems.”
• The show’s future is in limbo: “Is this our last show?... It’s either going to be our last show or our 20th celebration.”
• The legendary mix: “You’ll hear about Ferraris, family drama, bad decisions, and whatever insanity happened this week.”

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2. Youth Sports Craziness & “Crop Suckers” Joke

Timestamps: 02:54 – 04:46

• Wild news: Oklahoma youth baseball coach banned for life for having his son bean the opposing dugout (03:26).
• Commentary: “People take baseball way too seriously, Bob.” – Pre K (03:39)
• JCW hits with a punchline, riffing on reality shows and “crop suckers,” leading to playful groans and classic banter among the crew (04:24-04:46).

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3. Dating, Relationships, and Online Hookups

Timestamps: 04:47 – 06:28

• Bobbo shares a story about dating a rich divorcee and a nudist neighbor, segueing into jokes about dating apps like “Farmers Only” and “Grindr.”
• “Have you ever dated a wide stance gal, J.D.?” – John Clay Wolfe (06:14), keeping the energy equal parts raucous and absurd.

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4. Live Auction & Car Talk: Mopar Meltdown and Highwire Risks

Timestamps: 06:28 – 08:24

• Excitement builds for the first public, absolute auction (GMTVAuctions.com).
• John explains: “Everything sells. No reserve. Walking a high wire without a net. Complete nudity. Full frontal.” (07:34)
• Specific cars discussed: rare Corvettes, Mustangs, VWs, and risky high-value entries.

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5. Remote Broadcast (Live at The Nut) & Michael Jackson Movie Talk

Timestamps: 08:24 – 11:07

• Mushrooming banter about the Michael Jackson biopic, the actor who plays Michael, family stories, and mixing Christianity and Buddhism.
• Colorful Reverend Charles character: “But he lives over here now ... exposed to Buddhism ... That’s almost like milk and orange juice.” (09:36)

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6. Dial-A-Deal: Real-Time Car Bids

Timestamps: 12:22 – 16:21

• Callers pitch their cars on air; John and J.D. make quick, “no bull” offers.
• Example: 2002 Saturn wagon in Vegas, complicated live auction and net payout negotiation.
• JD: “Anything under a thousand, you get to keep the full thing.” (12:47)
• Next up: A ’97 Trans Am with Corvette running gear.

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7. Bloody Marys and Road Rage: Family Stories

Timestamps: 17:38 – 22:19

• Turley gets praised for his “talent for balance” (18:12), as the group jokes about morning drinks.
• John riffs on family road rage: “My grandmother ... carried a gun, drove a Rolls Royce, 38 pistol...” (18:52)
• Childhood stories of being disciplined in the car: “She pulled off the interstate ... to beat ass.” (20:11)

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8. Sports & AI: Lesbians in College Softball and WNBA

Timestamps: 22:19 – 25:55

• John uses ChatGPT to estimate the number of lesbian athletes—hilariously and questionably.
• “It was over 50%. But how does ChatGPT know?” (23:36)
• Discussion of UT winning the Women’s College World Series, with equitable-sports-series rants.

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9. Negotiation Drama: The Fate of the JCW Show

Timestamps: 26:57 – 34:24

• Backstage saga: Will there be a 20th anniversary?
• JCW: “There was one station in this crazy idea I said is a deal breaker.” (28:05)
• John details his connection to the needed market (New York Metro) and why he’s willing to walk away without it.

Notable quotes:

• “If I’m going to keep up with our next move ... the announcement probably on the YouTube page.” (30:59)
• “I told him a year ago I was gonna quit. Nobody believed me. … We keep going back and forth.” (27:49–28:34)
• “If I do something stupid on your air, I’d be doing it on theirs, it’d queer all the deals. Not gonna do it.” (31:59)

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10. Auctioneering 101 (with Cody Shelley)

Timestamps: 39:03 – 49:43

• Behind the auction curtain: JCW and top auctioneer Cody Shelley talk about tongue twisters, auctioneer school, and inside-the-chants secrets.
• Cody: "You're gonna have a screaming idiot behind you all day. … He means no harm. …” (46:05)
• The art of ringmen, live bidding, and running cars coast to coast.

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11. Listener Stories: Speech Impediment Terence’s Heartbreaking Call

Timestamps: 60:39 – 65:14, [also referenced at 73:05 – 73:56]

• Terence shares a deeply personal story about his wife’s suicide and his own struggle with depression—one of the show’s heaviest listener moments.
• John: “This is the heaviest thing you’ve ever said to me, and I’ve never understood you better than I did just now.” (64:27)
• The team is visibly shaken; it’s a rare moment of raw authenticity and care.

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12. Car Lightning Round & Oddball Listings

Timestamps: 86:23 – 87:17, and 122:40 – 126:04

• Live calls: everything from a ’97 Nissan Altima with 200k+ miles to diesel Silverado workhorses with astronomical mileage.
• Playful, unfiltered Q&A:
  • “Did you ever have intimate relations with a woman?” (85:21)
  • “So we got a softball playing lesbian from Nashville that likes to run to Mississippi in a 97 Altima...” (86:01)

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13. Weird News from Florida & Taco Bell

Timestamps: 88:59 – 94:38

• Shirtless man in a kilt, accused of being a meth head, shuts off Taco Bell’s power.
  • “He didn’t like that. He said, I’m not a meth head. I’m an electrician.”
• Taco Bell streaker found with five pairs of pants and a live beta fish.
• Bobbo: “He’s out there at Taco Bell with jimmy changa hanging out.” (91:50)

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14. Backtracks, Celebrity Trivia, and More

Timestamps: 95:09 – 96:58, 138:06 – 144:08

• Michael Jackson backwards songs quiz and classic pop culture Jeopardy games; fun for diehard trivia buffs.

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15. Ending Segments: Auctions, Show Future, Listener Connections

Timestamps: 135:21 – 147:00

• JCW reminds listeners: “Go to JCWShow.com and click join the Wolf Pack. … So we can get your email address and I can let you know.”
• More car auction hype: “GMTVAuctions.com ... There’s going to be some deals!”
• Deep listener engagement: Letters about fans rescheduling weddings not to miss the final show. Shout-out to a 10-year-old fan, Jeremy Jr., with a sincere “Thanks for being part of the Wolf Pack.” (108:17)

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Top Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On the show never solving problems:
  “Over the next three hours, we will solve absolutely none of those problems.” – John Clay Wolfe (00:37)

• Auction risk explained:
  "Walking a high wire without a net. Complete nudity. Full frontal. You're gonna make some money on some cars, you're gonna lose some money on the cars." – JCW (07:37)

• On women drivers and family:
  “My grandmother ... carried a gun, drove a Rolls Royce, 38 pistol ... talking about those silly ass women drivers.” – JCW (18:52)

• On the reality of AI stats:
  “But how does chat GPT know? ... I think it's very alleged as well.” – Bobbo (23:47)

• On negotiations and show future:
  “It’s either going to be our last show or our 20th celebration. … there’s one station ... it’s a deal breaker. … My mother passed away at 58 years old. She’s buried in Greenwich, Connecticut. … there’s so many things in that zone.” – JCW (26:57, 28:05)

• Emotionally raw call:
  “If you think you want to kill yourself, jump off a bridge ... with a bungee cord. ... When you do it the other way, you don’t get.” – Speech Impediment Terence (64:27)

• On why absolute auctions are risky:
  "If it stops your soul, it's walking a high wire without a net. Complete nudity." – JCW (07:37)

• Listener wedding rescheduled for the show:
  “Our wedding was going to be at 10:30 in the morning, but we have moved it till 2:00 in the afternoon. We don't want to miss the end of the show.” (59:41)

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The Show’s Tone and Community

• Irreverent, quick-witted, and fearless: No topic or joke is off-limits (“crop suckers,” foot fetishes, fake IDs, car sex), but always with the sense that the crew are old friends ribbing each other and their audience.
• Deeply listener-connected: From Jeremy Jr.’s dedication (108:17), to moving wedding plans, to letting “Speech Impediment Terence” pour out his pain live, the show stays loyal to its long-running, national fan base.
• Endearing self-awareness: JCW repeatedly pokes fun at himself, the prospect of retirement, and the show’s own future: “If you don’t join up with our contact list and YouTube, you may never hear from us again!”

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Crucial Timestamps Reference

| Segment/Topic | Time (MM:SS) | |---------------------------------------------------|--------------| | Opening “state of the world” riff | 00:23–02:45 | | Baseball coach story, “crop suckers” joke | 02:54–04:46 | | Auction talk, “walking a high wire” explanation | 06:28–08:24 | | Negotiation drama (JCW’s New York story) | 26:57–34:24 | | Listener story: Speech Impediment Terence | 60:39–65:14, 73:05–73:56 | | GMTAuctions.com live auction preview/hype | 135:21–147:00| | Car “Lightning Round” – live offers | 12:22–16:21, 86:23–87:17, 122:40–126:04 |

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TL;DR

Episode #358 is a full-dose of:

• Live auctioning action, real car bids, and motorhead risk-taking
• Outrageous real-world stories (bad baseball dads, Taco Bell antics)
• Personal, sometimes raw (and hilarious) honesty about life, family, and the show’s fate
• Listener love, emotional connections, and a nationwide, fiercely loyal community

As the 20th anniversary and retirement drama approaches, JCW and crew keep riding the line—no net, full throttle, all heart, and never forgetting the Wolf Pack.

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Subscribe, join the contact list at JCWShow.com, and stay tuned for what’s next!

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For More

• JCWShow.com for full episodes, YouTube, and to join the Wolf Pack email list
• GiveMeTheVIN.com for the best car offers—direct from John Clay Wolfe
• Live auction stream and deals at GMTVAuctions.com

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“We’re the only show where you’ll ever hear about Ferraris, family drama, bad decisions, and whatever insanity happened this week.” —John Clay Wolfe (00:47)

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

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[Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Erica. Welcome to the John Clay wolf show. It's June 2026, and apparently we're living in a world where eggs cost more than concert tickets. Everybody is an AI expert and half of the Internet is fighting over politics while the other half is watching videos of raccoons licking their balls. The NBA Finals are rolling, college football fans are already arguing about games that haven't happened yet. And someone in America is a guy that just financed an $85,000 pickup truck because he is looking to get better gas mileage. He got 84 months on that financing, by the way. Meanwhile, airlines still hate us. Streaming services want $18 a month to show us commercials. Social media has convinced every teenager they're either a millionaire or a victim. But don't worry. Over the next three hours, we will solve absolutely none of those problems. We're the only show where you'll ever hear about Ferraris, family drama, bad decisions, and whatever insanity happened this week. Live from where, Walnut Springs, Texas. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Turley, turn it up. Let's go.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by KimoThubin.com Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the fastest growing [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Philadelphia. How the hell are you? Orlando, where have you been? Wake up, you Yankee bastard. Yes, you. North Carolina. Nashville.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

You here? Houston. You've been around a while. Is this our last show? No, our Last show is June 27th. And is it going to be our last show? It's either going to be our last show or our 20th celebration. That will be in Dallas, Texas at Gas Monkey Ice House. I would be a liar if I said I have not been negotiating with the radio companies this week. And we are definitely at an impasse. So I'd say it's 50.

[J.D. Ryan]

50.

[Bobbo]

Good odds. We've had worse.

[Pre K]

Never told me the odds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never tell me the odds. What have you got, J.D.

[Pre K]

what do we have? What do we have this morning? Well, we have a video to. I suppose we have a video for this one. The youth baseball coach. This is crazy. In Oklahoma. Is suspended for life after he told his son, who happened to be the pitcher, to throw pitch full speed into the dugout of the opposing team. They were from Nebraska. And you gotta believe it got really crazy after that. Here you have cut number one in the video to go with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Serious, Man.

[Pre K]

People take baseball way too seriously, Bob.

[Bobbo]

I mean, why would you.

[Pre K]

Why would you do that? Because the dad's crazy.

[Bobbo]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

There have been baseball games. They get really real.

[J.D. Ryan]

They get.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is in Nebraska.

[Pre K]

This was in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I thought he says about Nebraska.

[Pre K]

Nebraska.

[Bobbo]

It was in Kansas City. Oklahoma versus Nebraska. And the coach is obviously just a mean sob.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And he told his son, the pitcher get one into the dugout, just give him a fastball. Let's wake those suckers up.

[Pre K]

God.

[Bobbo]

So he's banned for life. His son is out of the game for five years.

[Pre K]

So that's why.

[Bobbo]

And the entire crowd went just bloody nuts.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen that new reality show out of Nebraska with the two gay farmers?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Pre K]

Is there a punchline coming?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, he was talking about Nebraska. Just reminded me.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You haven't seen it? No.

[Pre K]

Well, you said gay farmers. No, John, we didn't crop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crop suckers.

[Turley]

Oh, God.

[Pre K]

You really went.

[Turley]

Waiting all day for that, huh?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

You stay up last night riding that one?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, y. You set it up.

[Pre K]

I know.

[Bobbo]

I did see something on. On HBO about Guy who's a nudist in California, and his neighbors are all harassing him constantly because he works out in his Speedo in the yard every day. He's like 74 years old, the guy. So he went to Florida.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And found a nudist colony. And they welcomed him in, and he fell in love with this cow, and he bought her shoes and dresses, expensive dinners and dates.

[Pre K]

Are you making this up?

[Bobbo]

And she ghosted him after about three weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has that happened to you before?

[Bobbo]

And he limped on back to California.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

It happens to me, like, twice monthly.

[Pre K]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to the rich girl you were. You were dating?

[Bobbo]

She flaked. I think she was just playing. I think she was just playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, how many dates?

[Bobbo]

Four, five?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she living off of her divorce money?

[Bobbo]

I spoke to her recently. Oh, I don't know.

[Pre K]

Where do you meet somebody like that?

[Bobbo]

I'm not one to pry.

[Pre K]

Was that an Internet deal? Bumblebee, Bumble, bumble, bumble, bumble. I didn't know what bumble is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's. What's Grindr?

[Pre K]

I'm afraid you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that where you'd find crop suckers? No.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Why would you ask that? God, if I'd asked that, that's all we'd be talking about. Everybody would have fallen off their chairs.

[Turley]

Isn't there a farmer's daughter or something like that?

[Pre K]

Farmers only.

[Turley]

Only. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Farmer's daughter. I like.

[Bobbo]

There should be one of those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does farmer's daughter have those? Like a wide stance gal?

[Pre K]

Yes, it's farmers only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever dated a wide stance gal, J.D.

[Pre K]

right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[Pre K]

Nope. Never have.

[Bobbo]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're sturdy.

[Pre K]

Not that. Not that I have anything that's not wrong with them. I'm just saying, in my particular path in life, I've never run into one brother.

[Bobbo]

Lucky.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Dory.

[Pre K]

Maybe today here at the Walnut Springs Roadhouse, we'll find one. This is gonna be huge. So much fun. So much fun all day long. And then, of course, at 12, we have the huge auction. Mopar meltdown. 12 o'. Clock. You can. You can go to J gmtvauction.com gmtvauction.com if you want to be part of the auction that starts at 12 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Pre K]

All the cars are there. They're all listed. I found the Volkswagen, by the way. I kind of like that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody else works.

[Pre K]

It's not working for me, bidding on it, but I'm thinking there's a cool, really cool vw. I know it's a Mopar meltdown, but there's a Volkswagen on there.

[Turley]

There's a lot of cool little cars in there. Lots of vets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of good vets.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a 7,000 mile 99 vet.

[Turley]

Really good vets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Like maybe two good events. Yeah. What does that mean? Like, you know, since that's our first auction public thing. Putting cars that are that expensive in there is a risk in an absolute auction. Okay, because.

[Pre K]

And when you say absolute auction, what does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything sells.

[Pre K]

Everything sells.

[Bobbo]

No reserve.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no reserve.

[Pre K]

You can't say no, that one's not enough. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it stops your soul, it's walking a high wire without a net. Complete nudity. Full frontal. You're going to make some money on some cars. You're going to lose some money on the cars. But I. I wouldn't have put that 7,000 mile bet in there if I. I made a mistake. But it's there.

[Bobbo]

99.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

With 7K.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Pre K]

And come join us today live at the Roadhouse in Walnut Springs, Texas. They call it the Nut as well. Walnut. But we're Live in the studio. We even got a car parked right in front of us here in the. In the. Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're actually not in the studio. We're on remote.

[Pre K]

This is a remote studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that.

[Pre K]

Because we're set up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Pre K]

See? Lights, camera, action, microphones.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's early, man.

[Bobbo]

It is early.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen the Michael Jackson movie?

[Pre K]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen it, Bob? No, I just keep hearing it's, like, really good. Now, his son. His brother. Brother's son plays him.

[Pre K]

Plays him, right. That. That part I saw on the trail.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think it's Jermaine's son, and I think he's got eight kids. And they all have the last. Their name all starts with the J, so it's Jis or something. But he can dance and sing like Michael. Pretty good.

[Bobbo]

Jerry. Jahia, Jingo.

[Pre K]

Michael done real well.

[John Clay Wolf]

J. Michael. Is that a name?

[Pre K]

J. Michael?

[Bobbo]

It damn sure ought to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it is a name. JJ. Michael. Mm. Reverend Charles come in here and Charles. Tell me about the names, because I get confused. Mm.

[Bobbo]

I knew a young man's name was Jamaichael. He went down here to the Holly Burchard Middle School. The middle school, the sixth grade. Decided he wanted to preach. So he begins to preach. Lord, Lord, Lord. But he lives over here now on the far northwest side, what we call upper downtown, Walnut Springs.

[Pre K]

Upper Downtown.

[Bobbo]

And it was exposed to Buddhism. Buddhism. Do you understand?

[Pre K]

Buddhism?

[J.D. Ryan]

Buddhism.

[Bobbo]

This ain't Cajun cooking. This another. Another of the classical religion exposes Buddhism. And it mixed the two.

[Pre K]

Mixed them.

[Bobbo]

So he's. He's washed in the blood of Jesus, but it just ain't worried and it don't mind hurting. And it's very confused, you know? Christianity, Buddhism.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is. That's almost like milk and orange juice a little bit.

[Pre K]

You don't mix?

[Bobbo]

No, they don't mix too good. Poor Jamaica. Are you a good preacher? Yeah, as long as Jamaica's a preacher. But he got his head bald, and he gained 190 pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it.

[Bobbo]

Sits on the floor with no shoes on and eats a little clover leaf

[Pre K]

like a little Buddha.

[Bobbo]

He looked like Buddha.

[J.D. Ryan]

He looked just like you.

[Bobbo]

Look like him, you know? Now, he in the 10th grade now.

[Pre K]

Oh, just the 10th grade.

[Bobbo]

And he looked like Buddha. And he talked like the Maharishtu who was a friend of the beatles in

[Pre K]

the 60s, I remember.

[Bobbo]

I don't know where he sees. I think his daddy played some old Beatles movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They talk just like this, in high voice.

[Bobbo]

And it lasts.

[Pre K]

I don't know If I want to

[Bobbo]

go to church, you almost thinking, forgive

[J.D. Ryan]

me for the language.

[Bobbo]

You almost think the next thing you're gonna say is, I'm Rick James.

[Pre K]

Oh, man, you know, yeah.

[Bobbo]

The way he left. I got you Charlie Murphy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie Murphy.

[Bobbo]

It ain't cool and it ain't totally Christian. Totally Christian, but, you know, praise God.

[Pre K]

Praise God.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.B. what did he. I don't know.

[Pre K]

I have not a clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that about? He was in the 10th grade. 9.

[Pre K]

He's 190 pounds overweight, looks like Buddha, and he's preaching.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his name's J. Michael.

[Pre K]

J. Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he, Is he related to Michael Jackman?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming up next is the lightning round. Dial a deal. It's when you call in with the cars. We are live. Good Morning America. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is the call in number. We're gonna stop for a music break and a little word from our sponsors.

[Pre K]

Load, load, load.

[John Clay Wolf]

And maybe Jamaica might do a spot as well. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is John Clay Wolf show. Hello.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one knew where he came from, but everybody wanted what he was selling.

[Announcer]

Check out the podcast.

[Bobbo]

He was just some hillbilly who got

[Turley]

on a plane, then just landed somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please beware, the voice in your head is a threat.

[Announcer]

JCW show.com or John Claywolf.com now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vid dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Dial A Deal, by the way. Brought to you by givemetheven.com Greg in Vegas, 2002 Saturn wagon with only 114,000 miles. Sounds like a keeper, Greg. Could I pay to keep it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, John, I'm willing to make you a bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You seem to be a bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you. What would you think this car is worth? A thousand dollars, Maybe less. Okay, why don't we do this? We can put this on your auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anything under a thousand, you get to keep the full thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anything over a thousand, I get to keep it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's gonna pay for the. Who's gonna pay the transportation?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the transport? Right. I run it down to your shop down here in Bay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but then I've got to load it on a car carrier and move it to L. A. So that's that's 250. So I will make that bet with you. And I think you're. I think it's a good bet. I like what you're doing here, but we got to figure out that 250. Right? So there's 250 handling.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll go down.

[John Clay Wolf]

750 is thousand minus 250. So let's. Because I do think it. I think it could bring $1,000 and you might win. You know what we'll do? I could sell it there in Vegas. Okay. 8:50. 8:50 on the hammer price. But remember, I've got to pay a selfie also. So My selfie is 800. Here. We've got two things, gross and net, right? So when I'm offering y' all dollars, it's like real money. And when I sell it for a thousand, I've got the hammer price. Sold. Minus $180 selfie, minus a transport fee and a cleanup fee. So let's do your thousand dollar hammer. Let me think here. Let's do 850 net. 850 net. And I'll sell it there at Vegas so we don't have to ship to la.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to. Give me the vin dot com. Whoever's listening in the buying room. You hear what we're doing. An 850. 850 net. And there's a chance. I think you're right on it. This will be fun. It's a. It's a 2002 Saturn station wagon. 114,000 miles between average and clean. Smoker and scratches. Yeah. So it's just a regular car, this one? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have pictures of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want pictures. Where to make a deal? Let's just keep. Let's just roll. Let's just screw it. Be fun. Total dice roll, Donald. And you've got a 97 Trans Am convertible, special order. Corvette gears either.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I've never heard to it called as Corvette gears, but I have. Is it a WS6 or a formula?

[J.D. Ryan]

It is not a WS6 or a formula. It's a Pontiac Trans Am. It's bright red. It's convertible. The guy put Corvette running gear in it has a Corvette motor and tranny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so he flipped it. Oh, so he. Running gear, not gears. Okay, so he.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Yeah. No. He ordered the car for his wife, brand new, in 97. Late 97.

[John Clay Wolf]

And do you think that Chevrolet built the car with a Corvette motor and a Corvette transmission, or did he have

[J.D. Ryan]

it especially ordered and put in there?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'M in my brain. In my dumb brain. In my dumb brain. I'm thinking that you're right. But I don't know what this is called. So it's a LT1 in 97. And that was the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that. That's what they say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. LT1 automatic. It's got 273 gears if I remember right. So it's an automatic, correct?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it's an automatic. And as a positive rear end, I rebuilt the rear ends eight years ago. That's a big pumpkin setup.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to givemethevin.com and load this thing up. Let me get smarter on it. And I see you want 10,000 for it. Let me take it. Let me. If the miles are verifiable and the car's great shape, we might have a deal there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cars in great shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Go to givemetheven.com that goes for everybody else. Load your cars into give methevin.com we've got a break for a song and then we'll come right back with more of the John Claywell show. Thank you.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel complete with live video stream at jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're different in Wisconsin, man. Cheese heads. You seen them on TV though, hadn't you? Yeah, with those stupid cheese wedge hats. It's stupid. It's a cult though. You know what? They serious. You gotta die to get out. I love cheese too, but if I live somewhere that fanatical about it, you know you can od. I said yes, you can. You know what happens when you eat too much cheese? You might not poop for a month. No wonder that football teams call the Packers.

[Announcer]

Yep, the John Clay Wolf show ages like a fine milk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just check this out. That's bad. Morning, everybody. And we're back. The guys that have always wanted to buy cars from us directly. We only sell to dealers. Go to gmtvauctions.com we're having an auction today. We're actually doing it live from our own little venue in Walnut Springs. Walnut Springs Roadhouse. If you want to come in and have a bloody Mary. But it all digital. It's [e-mail] the auctioneers here. It's a crazy setup actually because the cars are in Alabama and in Houston and there's about 10 here. How you were talking about bloody Mary's a moment ago.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have one?

[Bobbo]

Spades have been broken on the bloody Marys, folks.

[Turley]

The mix is good.

[Bobbo]

Somebody had the first. Have you had one, too?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, well, I'm behind. No, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you drinking a Bloody Mary?

[Turley]

Well, I had to try the mix.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Turley]

Somebody needs to test it, you know, there's got to be a person to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody has to stand.

[Bobbo]

Turley's got a microscopic talent for balance, right? And that's what he does. That's all he does and he.

[Turley]

Balance, yes.

[Bobbo]

Really well. Balance of levels, attitude.

[Turley]

Bloody Mary's rejection.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife confessed to me yesterday that she shares the same gene that you have on the road on getting mad at people in traffic. Oh, no.

[Turley]

Road rage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. She says I don't do it, you know, in front of people, but, like, it feels good when I'm by myself to start yelling and cussing to myself about people that do stupid things on the road. Yeah, my grandmother was a lot like this.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lexi Dell. And she. She carried a gun.

[Pre K]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Drove a Rolls Royce 38 pistol. Talking about those silly ass women drivers.

[Bobbo]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, she was a female herself, but

[Pre K]

if you're hot blooded, man, you shouldn't carry.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, she did not qualify in the bucket as those dumbass, silly ass women drivers. Wow.

[Bobbo]

Fraternity can be a rare quality in women, I found. They don't always stick together for just any reason at all. There's always that class of personality that true? It is. And I'm not knocking them.

[Pre K]

No, no, no, no. Not at all.

[Bobbo]

Because they are the smarter sex. Most women right now, willing victim. I will go quietly. Yeah, I'm just saying they're listening. They're gonna trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mom's a sweet little old lady. Would she get upset at traffic?

[Bobbo]

No, no, she wouldn't. I. She wouldn't. I mean, she doesn't curse anyway. I've never seen her frustrated, but dad usually drives, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I see my mother frustrated, but really, it was with us. I do remember a couple of times in carpool, her pulling off the interstate. Not the service road, not the side road, but the interstate, onto the shoulder on our way to school.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

To beat ass.

[Pre K]

To discuss things.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna pull this car over the back.

[Pre K]

Turnaround. Backhand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was dad. Oh. He caught me one time. Really solid. Really solid, actually. Twice with the. With the back hand from the front

[Turley]

seat and while all driving at the same time, which is amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a. That's a tough. I mean, if it was a diving contest, like, the judges have been holding up nines, eights, and a couple of tens.

[Bobbo]

That's a Curated response, though, because the elbow's funny and you can't hit that perfect contact every time. Yeah, it's a hard deal with my mom. She never got weird or mad, but dumb things happened to us. We were at the LBJ library once in Austin, and we wound up country come to town. I swear to God, she just couldn't navigate the parking lot. And we wound up on one of those little side golf cart trails, like a sidewalk way up in there, looking for the next parking lot, hopefully. And they rode up in a golf cart and said, ma', am, follow us. Follow us. They took her back to the parking lot. She was like, oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same thing happened with my uncle and I in a white Subaru wagon at TCU Stadium. And he got off kilter and he's going down one of those little golf cart trails in a white Subaru wagon. And he said, what are we doing? I said, all I know is if anybody sees us, they're going to think we're a couple of lesbian trainers. Athletic trainers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that was. It was the. Definitely like, if you were a trainer for the football team, then you would do. Taking this route in a white Subaru,

[Bobbo]

you can get lost out. I've been lost out there. That was my way home when I lived over on that side of town. And when they'd had parade day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I'm looking for any way home. They're back at Tanglewood. Well, it stops at the golf course. You're not getting. You're not getting anywhere past that. And it's. You can. Yeah. I actually spent a couple of days out there because I couldn't get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

What percentage of players in college softball are lesbians? Hmm.

[Bobbo]

56.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what? I did chat GPT on this the other day. And Bobbo, that might be the exact answer. God, it was very close. Now understand nine. You know, the, the. The conversion. The freshman crowd is a lighter crowd.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then sophomore, they start breaking free. And then I did the same on. I. I think it. I think it was about 30 on the softball. Because the softball world Series is going on this week. Just finished that, which had me thinking about it. Did Texas Tech win?

[Turley]

No, we have the audio right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on. I'm not done with my statistical analysis. What percentage of WNBA players are lesbian? 40%. And it was more like 65. But, you know, they had. It came back. Of course, it's chat. AI had to give you too much information. But it, you know, buy. Buy was a qualification. So if you add the buy and the non buy. Oh, together it was about 73.

[Turley]

Oh, damn.

[Bobbo]

I would say 78 overall.

[Turley]

But if you take the buy out, is it about 40?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. No, it was over 50. But how does chat GPT know? That's a great question. I mean, how can you be. This is very alleged.

[Bobbo]

You don't want to ask me that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alleged.

[Bobbo]

Because I. I think it's. I think it's very alleged as well. But there's knowledge there. But it's a growth of knowledge and it doesn't happen immediately.

[John Clay Wolf]

So back to Turley Sports Wiener. Give us an update on the female softball College World Series, my good man.

[Turley]

Well, we have a repeat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas does it. And they have the hookup for a second national championship in a row to end the run for Texas Tec and start the dynasty talk in Austin. Oh, ut.

[Turley]

Yeah. UT wins again.

[Bobbo]

Back to back final four to one.

[Turley]

Beat Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was four to one on the series.

[Bobbo]

No four to one score in the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what was the series? Do we know? That's so funny. Hang on, let me pause. You are pretty sportsy. You were a sports reporter. You don't even know.

[Turley]

I know. It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

They.

[Turley]

They lost two games, so there's a three game series.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

And they lost two. Texas won both games, so it's only a three game series.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was this the World Series?

[Turley]

This is the World Series.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I'm a. If I'm a Molly softball player, I'm a little offended that the series is only three. I'm. I think that they're more important. I think they're more important than that. Mike Turley.

[Turley]

But college, that's what they do for baseball men, too. It's three game series.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not enough. We need to fix that. Well, when you get to the final, final, it's got to be five. I mean, why's basketball get seven? Why does the World Series gets seven?

[Turley]

In MLP professional sports, that gets a lot more views.

[John Clay Wolf]

At least five. Five. They've come a long way. They fought for civil rights.

[Pre K]

Oh, Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've marched across the country and they only get three games. Yeah, this is not right. Yeah, this is not right.

[Turley]

There's not. I don't know what the viewers were as far as on ESPN or ESPN 2. Maybe it was on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or 3, because I don't know if

[Turley]

it made it to ESPN, but it's not big.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what if ESPN just handles the final game? Whatever. We're not talking about espn. We're talking about civil rights.

[Turley]

No, that's different.

[John Clay Wolf]

The choice the choice of your life and behavior and it needs to be settled over five games.

[Bobbo]

I think civil rights is different. I don't. I think there, yeah, there are other qualities of refinement to civil rights.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know what you're talking about. 800-800-723-4.

[Bobbo]

You may be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. I'm damn sure I'm right. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan, hello. Pre K's back at the studio. Bobbo's sitting here on my left. Turley's on my right. Rob, we've got a lot of going on here. It's hard to set these deals up on remote. There's a lot of engineering to it. I hope we sound good on your end across the country right now. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Broadcasting on air online anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com Morning everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are live. It is Saturday, June 6th.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that right?

[Bobbo]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

666.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

True man. I'll tell you this, this negotiation, this drama with this ending the show stuff. Hey people, friends of ours, big listeners. I've gotten jcwshow.com you click join, put in your email address. So you're in our mass email so we can keep you up with what happens in case we go off the air before the end, which I don't think we will.

[Turley]

You don't think they'll pull the plug like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They trust me. And I've given everybody my, you know, scout's honor that I'm not going to do anything stupid. And I'm not. I'm a grown ass man. Heterosexual six one who is Nathan Johnson. Yeah, but it, but it's just been. I told him a year ago I was gonna quit. Nobody believed me. And then we're coming down to it, you know, it's our 20th anniversary, June 27th, the day we started this.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we start talking like, what would it take for you to stay? And I threw out a crazy idea and they came back with about half of my crazy idea.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. But there was one station in this crazy idea that I said is a deal breaker. It's a deal breaker.

[Pre K]

One station.

[John Clay Wolf]

One station. It's a deal breaker.

[Pre K]

Should be no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a deal breaker. So they came back with more. So we keep Going back and forth. So they upped our affiliate clearance to 116 stations. My God damn. Except for the one station.

[Pre K]

Except for the one. Except for the one you wanted.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not wanted. Gotta have.

[Pre K]

Gotta have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, must have. And I finally explained it yesterday. And I'm like. And my mom's up there. And they're like, well, how old your mom? I mean, she's dead.

[Pre K]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, that's not fair.

[Pre K]

There you go. You sucked him.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not fair. I wasn't trying to suck him out, too. It's the damn truth. My mother passed. My mother passed away at 58 years old. She's buried in Greenwich, Connecticut. And a lot of my life was in that zone. My business idea. There's so many things in that zone that I need, that I need to get excited to grow into that zone. And this station would give me some confidence. And they're. And they're not doing it. I said, well, whoever is making the decision on this one station anyway, that in my frustration, I reached out to another radio network. There's two big radio networks in the US I reached out to another radio network and told them what I was working on with the other radio network. And they don't have as many stations, but they've got great properties in the major markets. And they came back with a proposal so it would clear us in that market. New York Metro.

[Pre K]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean, what's a national show if you don't have a New York affiliate, right? I mean, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. New York, right? How do you do Rush Limbo? How do you do KCK Sim if you're not new.

[Pre K]

Come on.

[Cody Shelley]

Stop it.

[Pre K]

He was in New York, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I want to go to New York, do a show from there. A couple of them.

[Pre K]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, I mean, yesterday, it was all like, you know, right? Now you got to make decisions. I said, the decisions made. I'm not doing it without that station. I promised myself when I started this.

[Pre K]

That's my.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a karma thing. Do you not understand? I retired. Actually, part of my retirement announcement was because y' all never would do that. I'm like, okay, I'm done. I'm not gonna get done what I wanted to get done. That's fine. But is that. It's. So here's my suggestion to our Wolfpack listeners that we have known and loved for the past 20 years. I've seen. I've seen. You need to go to jcwshow.com and hit join and give us your email address so I can put you on the email thing. And you need to go to JCW show and open the YouTube stream. There's two channels there. One says live, one says video. You need to subscribe to both of those right now. You need to do that if you're going to keep up with our next move. Because worst case scenario, in this negotiation that I'll actually give the announcement probably on the. On the YouTube page. Oh, okay.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, you know, it's. And I haven't been dragging y' all through all this because I know Bobbo is not good with these situations.

[Pre K]

No, he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, he is not. I just touched on it this morning. He started getting the shake. Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me? Because I can't think with you in my ear, that's why.

[Pre K]

What are we gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the answer was we're retiring June 27th on the same day as our 20th anniversary.

[Bobbo]

That's what I heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. Well, it's a very valid point in. The last final terrestrial broadcast will be at Gas Monkey Live Good. In Dallas, Texas.

[Pre K]

Done.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I probably. I'm just gonna leave it at that because that's probably what's going to happen. If it makes sense. This other network came back, the other one, and they really did something that really wet my whistle. Sure.

[Pre K]

The new girlfriend walks by, she's wearing a different perfume, and you're going, wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

They carry. They're already carry. They're our affiliate on a couple of markets already. So like I was telling the other one, don't worry about me doing anything stupid on the radio because I've. I'm already. I'm probably going with these guys. Sure. And they're carrying the same show. So if I do something stupid on your air, I'd be doing it on there. It queer all the deals.

[Pre K]

Not going to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it. Yeah. Not gonna do it.

[Pre K]

Foolish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that make sense? Yeah, totally. Do you have any more questions?

[Turley]

No, just join to know what's going on. I've joined because that's what I'm waiting for too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I figured that's the best way to do it.

[Bobbo]

We're all waiting too.

[Pre K]

They'll call up and ask me and I'm like, dude, you know as much

[John Clay Wolf]

as I know the poor guy that, like, with the other. With the. With the main. The one that has all the stations, he. We run Giving the VIN commercials during the week. He's the same. The sales rep on that has been for a long time. This guy. I mean, I bet he's just chain smoking. Chain smoking and drinking. Because. Because his livelihood. It's a big buy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of what we do with the commercials.

[Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean his, his it all. If we leave, he probably has to. He's probably gonna find a new line of work is my guess.

[Turley]

Take the kid out of private school, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Turley]

Lifestyle changes maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. It's so. So it's hard to talk to him. Right. Because nervous. His. His suggestions are definitely not to retire.

[Announcer]

You're great, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny, you're.

[Turley]

You're at the top right now. Johnny, I. I get so tired of.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to make you famous. Kid talks. Oh, yeah. Do you Pink Floyd have a cigar? I would like to go out with that song of this segment. So perfect. If you listen to the lyrics of Pink Floyd. So. But then all these other networks and video people have heard that we're retiring and they are all over me like a cheap suit.

[Bobbo]

I'll bet they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Hey, do you have time for zoom? You have time for zoom? Anybody want to zoom, Zoom, zoom, zoom. All I want to do is zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom in a boom, boom.

[Bobbo]

Oh, by the way, which one's pink?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's about right.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, listen, I'm. Stop it with. I'm gonna make you famous, Johnny.

[Pre K]

We've loved you forever, you know, We've loved you forever since the beginning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sent him our. Our social media deals, like a recap for May. Sure. 15 million views.

[Pre K]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, this is more than I would get with you.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're not gonna make us famous.

[Pre K]

Yeah,

[J.D. Ryan]

yeah.

[Bobbo]

That line of. That line of dialogue. Well, it's. I mean, you're dealing with, you know, a corporate entity tends to behave that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I mean, I understand, but it's, it's. Where's. Does Pre K have a cigar?

[Turley]

I think he's got it in the background right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember the lyrics? Go ahead. There we go.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was in a meeting a couple days ago and I mean, it literally turned into this.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

But thinking about Waterman in Intercom, he was absolutely saying this exact line 17 years ago.

[Pre K]

God. I mean, word for word.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you talk to this.

[Bobbo]

Have a cigar, you're gonna go far.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so true.

[Bobbo]

Gonna fly high, you're never gonna die. We gonna make it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you try they're right.

[Pre K]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

But listen to the best line at the end of this.

[Bobbo]

Turn it up

[John Clay Wolf]

because this.

[Bobbo]

Oh, the end Pink band is just fantastic. That is really what I think. Oh, by the way, which one is Pink?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the line. Because they, they're just selling.

[Bobbo]

They don't realize there's no Pink in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no Pink and Pink Floyd. Bring it down some pre K. Bring it down some pre K. Bring it down.

[Pre K]

Which one is Pink?

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one is Pink?

[Bobbo]

Have a cigar. You're gonna go far. But you don't have to worry about anything, John, because either way we're with you. And we can always go back to selling guns and dope.

[Pre K]

We stopped.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did not come out.

[Turley]

The 27th Gas Monkey, Ice House. Is the F6 gonna be there too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? The F6 will be first public appearance and the F6. Good morning, Austin, Texas. The F6 is in Austin this morning, Rich. No, Sunday. Tomorrow. Richard is leading the pack of the gumball one. Is it 3000 or 1000? Gumball 3000. Yeah, the gumball 3000 is going like from Miami to Mexico. But they're coming through Austin tomorrow about 4 to 7 o'. Clock. And he is leading the pack in the F6.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Pre K]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have been invited to Gonna be cool. And I may decide tonight to go. Should go. It just sounds like a lot of trouble. What do you mean?

[Turley]

Like what trouble?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a lot of what he said there's gonna be a lot of waiting like for staging and this and that.

[Turley]

And you just want to get in and go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I, I, I'd say I'm 50.

[Pre K]

50.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to go in my place to Austin?

[Turley]

Yeah, I'll be down at College Station tonight. I gotta move the kid to a storage unit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why can't he move himself? He's a grown ass man. He's 19 or 20 years old.

[Turley]

I have a wife, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And that's her decision. We've got to take a position on these young men. This is ridiculous. The whole thing's gotten out of hand.

[Turley]

I know. Yes, I agree. But anyway, move him to his storage because then he has another place that he's going to be moving with his frat brothers and like a town home in August. But there's a in between.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

So I got to move the stuff down now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have to move the stuff. Where is the stuff now?

[Turley]

At his apartment that he's in College Station. Yeah, college that you're paying for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct. Okay. And he needs to move it To a storage. For the. For a temp.

[Turley]

Yeah, for two months until.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he. How are y' all gonna. Are you gonna use a truck?

[Turley]

Yeah, I gotta. I gotta actually do that little white trans.

[John Clay Wolf]

The only reason you've got to go is to get the truck down there. So if they had the truck, would you have to go?

[Turley]

No, I wouldn't have to then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'll back off a little bit. So he needs the truck, but I think he should drive his ass up here, get the truck.

[Turley]

I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just tired of these coddle young men. I'm sick of it.

[Bobbo]

I'm with you. Then again, if you can't find a truck in College Station, you're probably not

[John Clay Wolf]

looking for a truck. This is a good point. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio minutes. John Clay. We'll see right back. It's the John Clay Wolf show live coast to coast across the country. Good morning America. Hang tight.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com call John toll free cheap bastards 1-800-800radio and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get his ass up here.

[Cody Shelley]

Not present

[John Clay Wolf]

the Cody Shelley is running auctions tvauctions.com Cody Shelley and I have a long history. He has been our auctioneer. My auctioneer for Give me the Vin Wednesdays at Mannheim for eight years. Nine years.

[Pre K]

Eight.

[Bobbo]

Nine years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight, nine years. And then we grew and grew and grew. And he's our lead auctioneer. And then I had this idea. It's kind of like estate sales is what we're doing. I bought these two big groups of cars and there's some cheap ones and there's some junk and there's this and that. And I didn't want to move them. And I said, hey, you've got this horse online auction thing. Can we flip it and do cars? He's like, sure. So I grabbed his wife. We went to Houston. She said, Cody said, do it, so we'll do it. And then he saw it and he called and cussed me. And what have you got me into?

[Turley]

That video, by the way, is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was funny on the. Yeah. And that's at YouTube. John Clay will show. So Cody and his wife went down to Houston and sorted out all these roller mopars, these old ones. And then it's all really come together pretty quick. And our auction starts today right after the show at noon. It will be live stream on our YouTube channel. Also. And you can bid. Bid and [e-mail]. what's funny is what people really don't understand, Cody. How would they? Is what we really do. And then, like, we're selling these $50 cars, some of them. How much was the car that we sold on Wednesday?

[Cody Shelley]

A million three?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Cody Shelley]

1.3 million. We're going to hit all realms of the spectrum this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of being on the spectrum. Yeah, we. Because give me the VIN handles a lot of heavy cars, and we sold one for a million three. Hey, I, I, I've been thinking about our relationship, how long we've been doing this. And, you know, you're a talented guy, and talented people get paid good money for good reason. But I'm a talented guy, too. And I was thinking that I could start doing. Because I'm kind of a control freak,

[Cody Shelley]

I would say yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and I was thinking I could just auction my own lane. Maybe you could go auction one of our other lanes, and I could start auctioneering 20.

[Turley]

You could?

[Cody Shelley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I wouldn't recommend it, but you can. Could you teach me how to auctioneer? How do you teach people how to auctioneer?

[Cody Shelley]

There's schools that everybody can go to all throughout the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Angie.

[Cody Shelley]

Yeah, well, yeah, she. She's part of one of them. But they, there's schools all throughout the country. And, And I mean, it starts as simple as just. They, they start getting you to say tongue twisters and then try to develop you into a chant. And, and, and then it morphs into what it ends up into.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's start right now.

[Cody Shelley]

So one is rubber baby buggy bumper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rubber buggy baby bumper.

[Cody Shelley]

Yep. Rubber baby buggy bumper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rubber baby buggy bumper.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rubber baby buggy bumper. Rubber baby. Rubber baby buggy bumper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rubber.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what's that supposed to sound like when you do it fast?

[Cody Shelley]

Rubber baby buggy bumper. Rubber baby buggy bumper.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you another one, though. Okay. That was a little tough.

[Cody Shelley]

Yeah. Tommy at Adamus took two T's, tied them atop of two tall trees.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Sally sells seashells by the seashore?

[Cody Shelley]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tommy. I'm never going to remember this. Wait, do the Tommy one.

[Cody Shelley]

Fast Tommy tat of a stick. Two T's tied on the top of two tall trees.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Yeah. Okay, so I'm not gonna be ready to do this next week.

[Cody Shelley]

I would recommend staying in your lane, but, yeah, you. You can have a go at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is another one that is maybe a little more solid without Tommy involved.

[Cody Shelley]

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said this butter's bitter. So she bought a bit of better butter, put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better, so tis better. Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you sit in front of grown ass adults and they're sitting in a room saying this.

[Cody Shelley]

Yes, it you've got. Yeah, very much so.

[Turley]

That whole, that whole sentence.

[Cody Shelley]

Yeah, Betty bought her, brought some butter, but she said this butter bitter. So she bought a bit of better butter, put it in her bitter better, made her bit of better, so just better Betty bottom, but a bit of butter butter. And I haven't done that in probably 10 years. But you do it over and over and over. And that's not the only thing you do in auction school and to learn your auction champ. But I mean that's, that's how you start getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you give? Is that your deal? Would you give? What do you give? What do you give? What do you give?

[Cody Shelley]

Yeah, I mean it changes all throughout the day kind of a lot depending upon kind of what your mood is and what the environment's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's interesting at like Barrett, Jackson and Mecham is if you listen between the lines, they have calls that they're like the auctioneer in his chan, he'll throw out things that only his people know what's going on. So it's like a two way communication. And I'll be careful, don't worry. Don't give the secrets out because even if you know it, you can't figure it out. I know it and I can't figure it out. If you're not like. But, but it's not. But, but these codes and signals change all the time.

[Cody Shelley]

Yeah, it's just, just communicating with the guys that are closer to the bidders. I mean that, that's, that's our goal. That's, that's what a ringman's goal is, is an extension of the auctioneer, just to be closer to the bidder and be able to communicate with the auctioneer and that way they can serve the buyer better.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're literally communicating with the guy, the Yip man. Yip. Yeah. So in the chant he's talking to him in Russian to figure out where he's at and what he's doing. You got this guy, yes or no? Because I can't go if this is not.

[Turley]

And when you say can't go, what does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

They just want to be very clear with taking bids and make sure that they're real Bids so that they don't get screwed up. Is that a good way to put it? Yeah.

[Cody Shelley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So like, can you give me an example of that? Yeah.

[Cody Shelley]

I mean, we can sell a car here. They're gonna get to watch it all here at. Here at noon here in just a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, I mean, like. Well, here's. Here's how. Not ready for this? I am. So, like, you want to redo the million three that we did on Wednesday? We started at a million and we went to a million three. Did we go 100 grand licks or.

[Cody Shelley]

No, because the system we were using on normally, in a normal setting, yes, we would go on bigger figures, but the simulcast setting we were using Wednesday only allows five thousand dollar increments is the largest increment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it doesn't have tens?

[Cody Shelley]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you had to count from a million to a million three and five.

[Cody Shelley]

Five thousands.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why it took so long. I thought it was your fault.

[Cody Shelley]

No, I might have skipped one or two in between.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, we were.

[Cody Shelley]

We were going by 5,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

So just how you hear how Cody sounds, we'll just act. We'll. We'll act like you're selling this.

[Cody Shelley]

We're going to it a little bit. 100,000. 20. 2,000. 25. 30. 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

30,000.

[Cody Shelley]

5. 7. 50,000 55. 65. 70. Sounds just like Wednesday. $70,000. 75.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm miked up yelling over him and he is so immune to it now, you got to understand, which is the

[Cody Shelley]

only place in the world that that happens. I promise. And we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is worked so well for both of us. But. But like when we bring in a new auctioneer to work with me, he had. What do you have? Okay, Cody's out, new auctioneers coming in to work with me. What do you tell them? Oh, you tell me the truth. Yeah, it's fine. This is fun.

[Cody Shelley]

So you're gonna have a screaming idiot behind you all day. He doesn't mean anything he says. I promise. He's a super nice guy. You're not gonna think that when you're done today, but he is a really nice guy and he means no harm. And he's gonna say some things that are gonna offend you and hurt your feelings today, but don't. Don't take any of it personal and just keep selling cars and it'll all work itself out in the end. And he does know what he's talking about. At the end of the day, he's not just hollering nonsense. He's Adding, he's adding information that is pertinent to that car. And it usually helps the car bring more money or gives a dealer just a minute to think or gives him information that he didn't know about the car and helps you make a decision to buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I will do some very non traditional things. Yes.

[Cody Shelley]

Woody Turley, do you think he would do anything?

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, there's very, a lot of

[John Clay Wolf]

non traditional things in the middle of all this bidding and craziness. And like the other day in, the auctioneer looked up at me, you know, he got it to 18, made 38 grand. I said, that was fun, guys. I'm glad we're at 38 grand and I'm glad you're awake now. Let's make the bid at 50 grand and we'll start a real auction. And so the auctioneer looked at me, I said, put it at 50. And I say it like that, which is kind of very forceful. And he put it at 50. And the next guy clicked in at 50. And we sold it for 53, 250. But why the hell did we need to go from 18 to 53, 250? What happened is all of the guys got it started so low and then they start slowing down and they start trying to control the thing. I'm like, cool, y' all win. We're at 18 grand. What am I going to do? I'm going to sell it. You mean sell it? You want me to sell it? Is that what you mean to do? Then let's have a real auction. I'm glad we had the warm up auction. Let's start at 50. I sound just like I'm getting into my groove.

[Turley]

Well, and while you're doing that, the auctioneer's still doing the chant. It's just underneath. I mean, it's like you're just the

[Cody Shelley]

piano player at the saloon when the gunfight breaks out. Just keep playing the piano. That's all you do. Don't worry about the, don't worry about the gunfire. If you don't get hit, you're fine. Just keep playing the piano.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to understand, the guys that I sell to every week, we sell to every week are the same people. So like I'll be, I'll be barking at them, you know. Frank, you bottom feeding catfish bastard, why are you not in on this car? You love cars that are too cheap. Are you asleep? Frank? Are you there? Then you'll see Frank come in. You know, because I, I know my buyers and he does too, but it's. I Could tell you after four hours

[Turley]

of that, oh, you're worn out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm pretty tired. And I do that every Wednesday now. My.

[Cody Shelley]

And it's not, it's not physically is exhausting. And a lot of people like, how

[John Clay Wolf]

do you do that all day?

[Cody Shelley]

And for me, I do it seven days a week. I mean, so. So physically it's not that demanding for me. But mentally is where when I get done, I'm mentally tired just from all the moving parts and changing and having to be so focused for four or five hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hyper focus. It's like flying airplanes, what it is. Yeah. Now, I haven't even thought about this because this has all been coming together so fast, this auction today. You don't need me, do you? I mean, not need, but do you want me to do that or do you mean to do a little bit of it or.

[Cody Shelley]

These are your cars. I mean, but you, you have an opinion on them too. I mean, you own them. So, I mean, I don't mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He. Any other auctioneer would say, hell no, please don't, or you can go back

[Cody Shelley]

to the saloon and watch it yourself. And when we get done, I'll let you know how much we sold them for. It doesn't matter to me. We're gonna sell them all the day when we're done.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no way I'll not be able to do it.

[Cody Shelley]

I know for a fact that you'll be sitting right in that chair.

[Turley]

Yeah, we already, we already discussed this and we're like, okay, so. So John's gonna be right there. Yeah, he's gonna be right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is gonna be streamed live on our YouTube [e-mail]. click. JC I think the, the live stream that's going on right now, we're just going to keep it rolling. So we're gonna have like a 10 hour live stream today.

[Turley]

Yeah, it's gonna be long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Okay. And do we have a ring man here?

[Cody Shelley]

Yeah, we've got two coming.

[Pre K]

Two.

[Cody Shelley]

We've already got people showing up here on site.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We're at the Walnut Springs Roadhouse in Walnut Springs, Texas.

[Cody Shelley]

Had a guy come in from San Antonio already this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so there's live bidders here and then this thing that's online right now. If you go to gmtv auctions.com you'll see it looks like bring a trailer or like ebay and it's all lined up pre bids and there's some that are at 100, there's some that are 600 there's a couple of cars that are actually trying to get closer to the money, like a couple of good vets right now. And you're going to start those auctions where it sits?

[Cody Shelley]

Yes. Yeah. So they've been bidding all week on them and, and so we've, I mean, we've got a lot of people registered all around the country, so it's exciting. I'm, I'm, I'm excited for today.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, good. We will be right back with the lightning round, which is my online auction over the air with you where you call in. I don't know if we'll be able. Yeah, yeah. Where you call in and give me your make, model, miles and I'll buy your car on the air right here on the FM airways. My name's John Clay Wolf by cars, the radio from America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com Cody Shelley. The name of his company is platinum auctions. They do farm, obviously he's auctioneer during the week at the car auctions but on the weekends he does horse sales is the main gig. High quality equine. And you also do some farm and ranch stuff and platinumauctions.com if you need to, if you're interested in hiring them to have an auction for you. Thanks for coming up, Cody. You've done a great job. This is going to be exciting. My name is John Cleve Wolf and we'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Allen and Palm Beach Beach, Florida. 21 Ford Transit van, 55, 000 mile. You want 30 grand? I think it's worth 18.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's worth 18. 18? Really, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. Roman in El Paso. An 01 Crown Vic Supercharged, 86, 000 mile. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir. How are you?

[Turley]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you done? Is this like a police interceptor?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not. It's the LX sport, which is like. It looks exactly like a marauder with the center console shifter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Some local hot rodder put an allen top mounted supercharger on it with a nitrous kit. And I bought it from about two years ago. 86,000 miles, black on black slick top. Everything's perfect. It just needs a set of slicks all back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you take eight grand for it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I think I'd have to keep it for eight just because it's hard to Replace, you know. But honestly, I would take 12, 13, but otherwise I'd probably just have to keep ripping it. It makes all the Right sounds, all that fun stuff, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just, it's an oddball. So they didn't change the engine, they just put a supercharger on it. Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

You got it. And you know, as the previous owner claims, it has internals but no paperwork. So that's always like A. Yeah, 10

[John Clay Wolf]

would be the max. And I'm not offering it. I'd have to think about it. But if you take 10, go to gmtvcc.com and load it up. Let's take a look. See, Could I make it a Marauder clone? Does it have Marauder wheels? But it's, it's not a Mercury. It's a. Yeah, it won't work. Thank you. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. Real quick, Ed, in Austin, you ordered a G63 Benz G Wagon at a dealership. They took your deposit. They just called you, said they'd sell, but if you resold it, you'd owe 20,000. Oh, yeah. Is that enforceable? No, that is not enforceable. Are you there, Ed?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not enforceable, but what they'll do, they'll blacklist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's not exactly how it, how it happened. They threatened. So I, I arrived with a check from my, from my credit union when to take delivery of it. And as I am about to sign for the purchase, one of the managers walks in, threatens to cancel the deal, says, hey, we don't want to sell it to you anymore. And then after some back and forth, they said, you know what, we will sell it to you after the fact that you got to sign this form that says you got to keep it for a year. We're going to come after you for 20K.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they do that on the, like the ZR1 Corvette. The, the new Corvettes, they're doing the same thing. They say you sell this thing within a year. If you sell this thing within a year, then we will blacklist you from all special order GMs. You know, Tesla threatened to charge people back if they sold the Cyber truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they also have these things. If you're flipping new cars, they'll cancel the warranties on them on the special unit. So is it true? Are they gonna, Are you gonna have to write them a check for 20,000? No. If you, if you sell it early, are you going to get blacklisted off on the list and not be able to buy special cars from them anymore. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they sent me a few because I was trying to sell it to a dealership and they somehow caught wind of it. And their attorney sent me a demand letter saying that if I went through with it, they would try to collect the 20 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they said, I mean, why not just keep it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because my honest, honest answer is because my wife says it's cost too much money to have it and she wants things done to the house instead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, loaded into givemetheven.com if you're gonna sell it. Hell, we buy them from flippers all the time. But, I mean, it doesn't sound like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I'm not. I'm not making. I'm not making money on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm actually losing a few grand. Right. The intention wasn't to flip it to begin with. Right. My. My concern is that they added that form after the fact we already had.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a buggy. I'm on live radio. I gotta run. I hate hanging up on you, but we're out of time. Thank you, Ed. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We will be right back. According to a new federal study, drinking

[J.D. Ryan]

just one alcoholic beverage a day could raise health risks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So make sure to have at least two.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show. America's largest weekend morning show. Call John 800-800-RADIO. Check out the [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we were talking earlier about our 20 years on the radio. And when I had washable and as a nooner, you know, he wanted to be a radio guy. So I gave him his chance in radio, which he was. He was good.

[Bobbo]

He was funny, great voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was hard to get him to be the person on air that he wasn't off air. That's always a problem. Very, very great, funny people off air, you get them on air and they tighten up.

[Pre K]

Freeze.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So he got me. I got him that job, but it made me think he. When we were in high school, you know, what do you need in high school? You need money. Right?

[Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his grandfather, no, his stepdad worked at a morgue and he got us jobs at a morgue. Oh, God. Dude. What?

[Bobbo]

Really?

[Pre K]

Doing what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Removing guts and putting them in trash bags and putting them back in the body.

[Pre K]

Hey. Oh, my Lord. Never paid really good. I bet it did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unfortunately, I never got the opportunity to start.

[Pre K]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because my dad stopped and he said, there's no way in hell you're doing this, dude. Do you know what Kind of mental scarring this could be. I'm like, but, dad, they're paying us $50 an hour. He said, yeah, maybe it wasn't that much, but it was a lot. And. And he was like, yeah, whatever.

[Pre K]

No, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. He's like. And then of course. Who the hell brought you this idea? Washable. He's like, yeah, that sounds about right. He said you're. He said you don't need to be hanging out with Washable for a while. That's great.

[Pre K]

Never story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Dad. Oh, hey, Tommy, throw that picture up of my dad. I got him. I forgot. He can't move that quick. You got to have him loaded and ready. Sorry, Tommy. You got it. Knock on the window if you got. Or let me know if you got it. Anyway, I've got my dad's tombstone set finally out here.

[Turley]

It's been like. Was it 20, 19 right there? There it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yep.

[Pre K]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. It's down there by the shooting range. Where's that other picture? It kind of shows the background more. Yeah, it is.

[Announcer]

Right there by the shooting ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You sit there and shoot targets and talk to dad and fish and talk to dad and he's a real smart ass.

[Pre K]

Is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smart.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you think. I get it? I believe. I mean, and my. My grandpa too.

[Bobbo]

Always got a kick out of your dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's got a personality.

[Bobbo]

Fun to hang with.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was. Always had stories. Always. Yep, he was. I mean. Yep. Yep. He was a good time.

[Pre K]

This is beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's respectful. Got the tombstone set out here now.

[Turley]

Is he buried there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Turley]

So. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So does that make me a resident?

[Turley]

I think so. You have to, don't you? Isn't that part of it? Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I guess so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You come to this town, you're coming for you to go home to city. Let me explain something to you. There's a little more here than what you understand, right? There was a lady. There's a late. I won't get into it. But yeah, there's a neighbor that has a place that they've got a cemetery on the place. And we're talking about doing a deal and I said, I'll give you a lifetime easement of the cemetery because I'm probably going to be buried up there too. Oh, yeah.

[Pre K]

Okay. Now that we know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Anyway. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What's in the news, boss?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Pre K]

Oh, let's see here. The news, what we have up up. We do Have a letter by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, this will do. The letter? Yeah.

[Turley]

Is it a Dear John one?

[Pre K]

It's kind of sorta. Comes from Casey Morgan in Waxahachie. And Casey is getting married. Casey is getting married June 27th.

[Bobbo]

Ruh row.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's the day of our 20th anniversary and last terrestrial show.

[Pre K]

We listen to the show every week. We listen to it all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gas Monkey, Ice House. June 27th.

[Pre K]

We listen to the podcast. We know most of your stories by heart. Y' all have announced your last show is going to be our wedding day. We're a little bit bummed. Our wedding was going to be at 10:30 in the morning, but we have moved it till 2:00 in the afternoon. We don't want to mess miss the end of the show. Wow, they moved their wedding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do they live? Do you know? Waxahachie walks a hatchie.

[Pre K]

Texas Casey Morgan.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we are playing the Waxahatchee Indians in 1989. And it is down to the wire and both, both benches clear out. Big fight. Bad call from the refs. They had to police escort the refs out of the games. Coach hit me. I. I didn't hit. Wait, I know, I don't remember but like the players and the coaches started. It was wild, dude. It was what Texas football is all about. Every time I hear the word Waxahachie, I think about that moment. Speaking of jail, speaking of speech impediment. Terence, good morning. Speech impediment. Terence, how the hell are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. Hold up, John. Well, I'll get right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. You want some music?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm live, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[J.D. Ryan]

Change shop. Hello to Utah Change Sh. Murder. 16 year old, 14 year old, 17, charged with murder. And halfway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, next story. You're getting hung up on that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here it goes.

[Pre K]

The

[J.D. Ryan]

get and get this, John, My wife got killed. June 27, 1997, your anniversary. And she got killed. It was self inflicted. She said what would you do if you were suicidal? What would you do about kid killed? I said I'd be devastated, but life would go on. And you know what? I was devastated, but life went on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she told you she was going to kill herself before she did it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she gave me one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And like how long. Hang on, slow down, slow down, slow down. How long after she gave you this warning? Like was it in the same moment or was it like months later, a

[J.D. Ryan]

couple days later or the next day? I forget something like that. But she took pictures of herself. You know, she thought about the Morning. She. She has ammunition. She had ground amnesia. All she knew was this one. Boom, boom. Anyway, dead person's brain looks like a custard cheese pizza. It was kind of her nose, and she had these blank fisher eyes. They were like fish eyes that were blank, just staring. Custard cheese pieces come out of her nose. It was on the walls. And I'm like, oh, well, believe it or not, the SWAT team came to the Greenbrier Apartments. That flipped me out. They were the Austin swat. They came, you know, running like Squad you see on tv. They came running out with their machine guns. You know, they took me to jail and they brushed my palm. Sergeant Carter was doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they thought you were the shooter,

[J.D. Ryan]

huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they think you killed her? No. Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm saying it's always the husband or the spouse. Yeah. The first decided. So I was in jail, and I was like, I didn't do it. That's what they all say. I said, hey, man, my wife killed herself. She was my life, and she's always been my life. And what's that around saying has been trying to bring me down. And I learned this to ask in the name of Jesus. And I told her to hold on and be strong. I pray and say, stay strong, hold on. To anyone that has that idea of committing suicide, they shall have a bungee cord, and it should be called the suicide drop. Then you make you think, oh, you're going to jump off something. It will make you think three times more if we go off a budget, and, boy, you come back. But if you're jumping with no bungee cord, you know.

[Turley]

Speech impediment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrence, that was. Well, I mean. I mean. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I'm trying to digest all of this. This is the heaviest thing you've ever said to me, and I've never understood you better than I did just now, ever so. And I think your advice, what you just gave everybody, you know, if you think you want to kill yourself, jump off a bridge, hold on. With a bungee cord. Because with a bungee cord, it pops back and you get another chance. And when you do it the other way, you don't get. And that's not the dumbest thing I've ever heard, because I've. I've had it happen. I've. I've had suicide happen in my life as well. And I get it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to be. I went to make depression. It's a frustrated mess. But I, too, was Looking at razor blades and not funny and broken glass. Things that come and kill me. And I went where she was. She was at Starlight Village up in the Center Point. Texas. Texas. That place is pretty nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many years ago? What year was all this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Years ago?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it 85? Was it 95? Was it 2005? When did this happen?

[J.D. Ryan]

My wife. My wife got killed June 27, 1997.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank you, sir. Thank you for sharing your story. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Crab in Southern California. That was pretty heavy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that was, man, like, sad for him. But, hey, Johnny, I'm excited about you coming out the 20th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hold your horses, hold your horses. Hold your horses. That. That. That date is. Is probably going to happen. But what I didn't realize is Corolla is. Is airing that K rock film that he did with Jimmy Kimmel. And they have to. They have to do it. They're gonna screen it, and they have to do it at night in the dark, or won't work. So I've got to just hold tight. I'll. I'll let y' all know next week if I'm gonna be doing that on the 20th in California.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay? I wanted to remind you that my

[Pre K]

friend Lenny is not gonna be there,

[J.D. Ryan]

so he can't run to Walmart for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right? All right, Hang tight. Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's my time, Boss Prek, what's my time?

[Turley]

Got about seven minutes.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because ten minutes ago you told me I had nine. No, it was not. 53. Okay. Robert. Petersburg, Florida. 06 Roush Mustang. It's got too many miles on it to bring 16 grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, what are we thinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Half of that? Maybe. Maybe 150,000 miles. Does it have a supercharger on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Does not have a supercharger, but, I mean, this thing is clean. It's got. I mean, you won't find a cleaner one with that many miles, guaranteed. I've got a book with every receipt of everything ever done to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to my auction right now. Go to gmtvauctions.com and look at these cars that we're selling today at noon, and look at where I've got about four Mustangs. And the miles are all way better than this. And look at where the bidding is. Keep an eye on those cars today, and that'll give you a good idea of the value of your 150,000 mile one. Thank you. Or just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. JD you missed speech impediment. Terrence's call in.

[Pre K]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you heard it?

[Pre K]

I heard it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's heavy. Holy crap.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was.

[Pre K]

I could hear him riveted.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understood every word he said.

[Pre K]

I know, I know. That was seriously dark.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if that's what happened to his speech.

[Cody Shelley]

So.

[Pre K]

There's just so much trauma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Dude, I couldn't.

[Pre K]

I was in the car. I couldn't stop listening. It's awful. I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't either. I didn't either. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So we were. It doesn't matter. But we were. We were on remote down at the Roadhouse and the Internet, we had a problem with it. So I just jumped in the car and ran up here. And that's why it was running a replay a minute ago, because they had to go to replay to fix the hole.

[Pre K]

We heard you burn out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to go.

[Bobbo]

You had to go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then some little old lady, I mean, it's not her fault.

[Pre K]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like on this short road, she turned right in front of me. I mean, there's never anybody out here right in front of me. And I was like, I hate to do this to you, hun, but I'm fixing to blow. Blow past your ass.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard. Because I've got to get back up here and get on the air because we had an emergency. Yep. Huh?

[Pre K]

It happens. 3 live radio man 4 yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got in the news, sir?

[Pre K]

Oh, hell, you would say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, I can tell you actually,

[Pre K]

I've got something good is this, though. This is this coming week. I rarely look forward to movies coming out. It's normally, it's like, okay, whatever, it'll come out when it comes out. This one I really want to see. Disclosure Day. The new trailer is out. Steven Spielberg got a lot of people thinking maybe the movie is a precursor to real life government disclosures about aliens and their life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Pre K]

Everybody's all excited about this movie and they're promoting the hell out of it. Here are little parts of. Well, I'll just listen to this. Cut number 14, precaution. I am much more inclined now than I was when I made Close Encounters to really believe that we're not the only intelligent civilization in the universe. I used to say to myself, wouldn't it be wonderful if all of this turned out to be true? I'm now thinking, wouldn't it be wonderful for people to know all of this is true?

[Announcer]

Disclosure Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Disclosure Day. When does this happen?

[Pre K]

It happened. It comes out next Friday. So a week from yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that there are aliens on the ground?

[Pre K]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Living among us?

[Pre K]

My opinion, yes. We are certainly not alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could I be an alien?

[Pre K]

You could be. We all think musk is. Everybody thinks. Hey, Elon is the opera. The, the frequency that you operate on. You could absolutely be an alien.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's the best compliment I've had in a while. Thank you. You too.

[Pre K]

I'm sorry. You just off. You just have a different. You have a different gear that most 99% of the people walking this planet don't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put it on hold, guys. I can't get to the. I can't get to the calls if they're not on hold. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Can he hear me? There you go. Burlington, Iowa. What you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey. Hey, John. How you doing today? Nice to talk to you about you guys every week. Oh, good. Definitely want to come into Walnut Spring, Texas and hang out one of your car shows. But my question is, you got that Jaguar in Walnut Springs at the xk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's. I think that things in Alabama.

[J.D. Ryan]

The one in Alabama don't run and drive. It says the one in Texas runs and drives.

[John Clay Wolf]

The one in Alabama.

[J.D. Ryan]

98 and a 2000.

[John Clay Wolf]

The one in Alabama, it says it does not run or drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw that car start. It's got 40,000 miles on it. But anyway, the one in Texas. Okay, go ahead. What's your question?

[J.D. Ryan]

One Texas has 44,000 miles. If I was, if I would fly down, do you think I'd make it back to Iowa?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I know you can't guarantee

[John Clay Wolf]

me it drove out here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get after I think about maybe making a trip.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's going to be some bargains. I can already see what the pre business is there. Well, it's not. It's going to be a buyer's market. Give me that gmtv auctions.com you guys want, want to buy old weird car cheap. I would do that right now. It starts at noon today. Thank you, Greg. I need to check on that one that says doesn't run and drive because that 40,000 mile Jag XK out in Alabama. Right. It does run and drive. Okay. So that's pretty important piece of information. Scott Gray, you need to have Jordan go out there right now and check that car because that car does run drive. They have two of them. And we bought 70 cars from an estate.

[Pre K]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And just because, just because the battery's dead doesn't mean it doesn't run in drive. We started a bunch.

[Pre K]

So easy to sign up for this auction too, because I did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to gmtvauctions.com be right back.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by Gimmethevin.com call John toll free 1-800-800-radio and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com

[John Clay Wolf]

give me the V. Nothing I can do. Morning, everybody. Glad you're riding along. I'm still kind of whacked out about speech impediment. Terence's story.

[Pre K]

What a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was heavy. Very heavy.

[Pre K]

That may be the heaviest story we've ever had on the air.

[Turley]

I. I thought it was a replay. I'm driving back.

[Pre K]

Me too.

[Turley]

100 miles per hour in a van and I'm like, is Terence. This is dark.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did I miss this?

[Pre K]

Yeah, I kept saying, how did I miss this story? First time? But no.

[Bobbo]

Well, he started off describing the scene kind of like he did, you know, a couple months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but this one was different.

[Bobbo]

But yeah, he went further when he went back to the location. Austin squat comes along with their machine guns and man, I've heard it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio gold, I guess, man. Ouch. Ouch. Wimby is tall, and he was not tall enough last night to be the Knicks. It was a nail biter at the very end. They beat him up one point, I believe. One point and two down, two to nothing. And they're not going to come back. Spurs are not going to come back. They're not going to win. They're going to lose.

[Turley]

They might get a couple games, but I think you're right because home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wemby.

[Turley]

Wemby is great. He could be the best player in the NBA. But he doesn't have that dog. He just does not have that dog. Brunson's got. He's a dog. He's clutch. Wemby just kind of, if he, if he literally just would play hard, balls to the wall the whole time or most of the game, they would win because they can't stop him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does balls to the wall mean basketballs or somebody?

[Turley]

Basketballs. Basketballs to the wall. But he just doesn't have that clutch. It's in. He's young, granted, he's very young, but he's just not. He's getting bullied at times. And then when he wants to step up, then all sudden it's like, okay, yeah, here you go. I'll just gonna dunk it from the free throw. Line or I'll make a shot from. But he just. At the end of the game, you saw it.

[Announcer]

He.

[Turley]

They get the rebound. He throws the ball in the back of his. One of his teammates because he's not looking. Because he's panicking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Turley]

Young, not experience of it.

[Bobbo]

That's exactly what happened.

[Turley]

So now the Knicks. 50 years. It's been 50 years. They're gonna win an NBA championship. So good for Spike Lee.

[Bobbo]

I mean, nothing is set in stone at this point, though, boys. It is professional sports. They are playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're lose. I'll bet you, boy. You Want to bet 100?

[Bobbo]

I'll bet you

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't need an ounce of dope.

[Bobbo]

You do if you want to bet with me, kid.

[Turley]

Now, Knicks fans are going to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be.

[Turley]

They're going to be insufferable. I'm sorry, but they're. They. My dad's a Knicks fan and he's been waiting 50 years and. Yeah, I'm never going to hear the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they won't shut up. Oh, God, just. It's worse than the Eagles fan. Good morning, Philadelphia.

[Turley]

Yeah, because they've been losing for so long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Like what? Same thing the Eagles remember.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And then now they're. They're on top. And guess what?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's obnoxious.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is what it is.

[Turley]

Yep. So be ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very obnoxious, Bobbo. That's what it is.

[Bobbo]

It's coming for eight or 12 years. First time in. In the new millennial millennium. They've gotten there.

[Turley]

It's good to see two new teams win again. It's not a repeat, too, for the NBA.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was a hell of a game last night, I'll tell you that. If you want to watch a nail biter. That was a nail biter.

[Bobbo]

Let me say this as. As a lifelong Dallas Cowboys fan, I'm willing to hold out hope that the spurs can somehow do something with this situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

The nuns and the Catholic nuns in San Antonio do as well. There's a whole Catholic nun cheering crowd in San Antonio. Yeah, the nuns, the spurs nuns or something.

[Bobbo]

Popovich tribe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of hot women, Brett Michael's daughter. Rain is hot as funny. Dad's stories. Cut six, and it says next to cut six, boobs aplenty. The craziest thing I've experienced with my dad being a rock star is probably seeing a bunch of boobs at his concerts. Growing up, every concert we would go to, there would just be boobs everywhere. Then I would collect the bras that they would throw on stage and then end up donating them to, like, a women's shelter because we were like, what are we gonna do with all these bras? One of my best friends came to one of the concerts, and our moms both happen to have very fake boobies. So my friend thought something was wrong with the woman because she. She'd never seen real boobs. Like, what's on? What's wrong with those boobs? Well, I'm looking at a picture of Rain Michaels now, and I'm questioning if she has real boobs. Oh, how old she. I'm just guessing. 25. I don't know.

[Turley]

Now, I heard that she's doing a only fans thing with her feet that.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

You've not heard about this?

[Pre K]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

26. I was 26. I know my boobs. You do? You certainly did. Don't know my wine.

[Turley]

It came across my feet at some point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't know cigars?

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep going. You're good.

[Turley]

I'll say. I came across saying that she's doing that, and he's okay with it. Would you be okay if your daughter did something like that on Only Fan?

[John Clay Wolf]

With feet?

[Turley]

Yeah, with feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so dumb. I don't care.

[Turley]

So it wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Feet.

[Turley]

Yeah, feet.

[Bobbo]

I'm with you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, who in here's in the feet?

[Pre K]

I'm not, but I know a lot of people are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, if you were in the feet, would you admit it?

[Turley]

Yeah. No. No, I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

No. That's not a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where does the feet thing come from?

[Bobbo]

Well, they can be an alluring thing on a woman, but I ain't paying for that.

[Pre K]

No, there's a lot of nerve endings in your feet, so when you. Never mind. I'll stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm listening.

[Pre K]

No, no, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

So massaging feet.

[Pre K]

Massaging feet and. Or sucking toes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Is very, very erotic. If you've never had it done, you don't understand.

[Bobbo]

But.

[Pre K]

But if you. Especially if you've done it to a

[John Clay Wolf]

woman, leave it to Dr. Ruth. Explain to us, because there's.

[Pre K]

There are millions of little nerve innings in your feet, Bob.

[Turley]

You've never sucked on a toe.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I mean, that's fine.

[Pre K]

That's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But, like, being a foot fetish person is what I'm talking about.

[Pre K]

Not like I stopped somebody in the street. Mike, Dr. Ruth is here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never tried this with you. This is. I'm a fetish with trying Babo into new personalities.

[Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you try.

[Pre K]

What about it?

[Bobbo]

To reach the feet. To reach the feet, you must remember jd.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

But someday you got to show me the habit.

[John Clay Wolf]

She sounds like a Nazi lawyer in Nuremberg.

[Bobbo]

99999.

[Pre K]

No, no.

[Bobbo]

I talk to defeat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I talk to human sex.

[Pre K]

Human sex. You're very good at it.

[Bobbo]

50ft.

[Pre K]

Feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes they're very erotic.

[Bobbo]

With JD, Ryan only has the Zex with the feet.

[Pre K]

No, that's not true.

[Bobbo]

At his time.

[Pre K]

Stop it.

[Bobbo]

Ruin it, man. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roof.

[Turley]

Roof.

[Bobbo]

What are you talking about, man?

[Turley]

So it's called Feet Finder.

[Pre K]

Feet Finder.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I'm serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Let's look this up. This is feetfinder.com.

[Bobbo]

yeah.

[Turley]

Doing feet Finder. An open. An online marketplace.

[John Clay Wolf]

You buy the feet, you look at her photos.

[Pre K]

You look at photos.

[John Clay Wolf]

15. 15 million feet pictures sold. 110 million of money spent. 10 million verified users. So this is an epidemic. Yep. It's a fetish. Feet finder.com I'd like to view and buy feet.

[Pre K]

Some people are boob men. Some people are buttman. Some people are leg men. Some people are feet men.

[John Clay Wolf]

This website is. Is. Maybe so many people are trying to get into it is jamming up. But. Or I'm on a feet finder. Hang on.

[Pre K]

Finder.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else have you got? Outrageous. Kids Baseball coach. Band for life. We covered this earlier, but I wouldn't mind hearing it again. Cut one.

[Pre K]

So serious. Yeah, Actually a youth baseball coach in Oklahoma suspended for life because he had his son, who happened to be the pitcher, throw a fastball into the opposing team's dugout. And there's video of it. If you want to go to jcwshow.com you can see the video, but here's the audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Instafeet.

[Pre K]

Insta Feet. Cut. Number one, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

So literally, he just.

[Turley]

Instead of going to the home plate with the pitch, he just. He just fires it into the dugout.

[Pre K]

Fires it straight into the dugout.

[Bobbo]

It's diabolical, man. That reminds me so much of Bad News Bears of the villain dad who was the coach.

[Pre K]

Oh, that's right.

[Bobbo]

Played by Vic Morrow. Right. He told. Didn't he tell his son to him hit him in the arm?

[Pre K]

I think so, yeah.

[Bobbo]

His son says, no, I'm not gonna do it, dad. It's like a big deal, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diabolical. Dad told him to throw it in.

[Pre K]

That says throw it in. He did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my kids now think I'm hardcore.

[Pre K]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

How old that kid was? 12.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna do what your dad says, Evie Cardaminia. Feed feet picks. And what you're noticing Here is that they show all these pictures that are revealing but they don't show the feet like in the free picks. Oh, you can't give them what they want. They want the feet.

[Pre K]

You gotta get past the paywall.

[Turley]

And you can see rain, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Her rating is a four and a half star on these feet. Really?

[Turley]

Is that Rain Michaels?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this is Evie Cardaminia.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you want four feet. Aurelia. I just went to the site. See, great looking gal this. They don't show those feet cuz I'll pay for them. I'll be damned. Actually, the squirrel is a celebrity. Oh, I'll be damn.

[Bobbo]

I just googled rain Michaels feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Coming up next is the lightning round the dial a deal. Call in with your cars. It's a quick hit segment. All the bids are [e-mail] America's best car buyer. Yeah, I'm live right now. 800-800-7234 calling during this music break. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Sell that right here, right now. 800-800-RODE. My name is John Claywolf. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf Kylie in Nashville. Are you there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have a 97 Nissan Altima.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[J.D. Ryan]

203,000. But she runs like a champ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in an 18 wheeler semi? It sounds weird when you're talking.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's probably just my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I. Is it. Are you in that car?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I drive it. I used to drive it for eight hours straight to the bottom of Alabama on 80. Just because my cruise control and just drive for like eight hours. I did it for eight months straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kylie. I would put that one on Marketplace. It just those cars, they made so many of them. It's just not worth anything to tell you the truth. And. But it's worth something.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you called into this radio program, what were your expectations? I want to make sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't mean just to maybe sell it for like 500, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

My husband said I can get a thousand the way it sits. Because it's. I mean it starts every time. I've never had no issues out of it. It's a champ. It just it's old, but it's champ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the windows down on it while you're driving? Because it sounds like there's a serious hum in the axle or the transmission as you're.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I have an exhaust leak. I have. My exhaust came apart and I haven't welded it back together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had intimate relations with a woman?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Have you ever had intimate relations with a woman?

[J.D. Ryan]

One more time. What did you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had intimate relations with a woman?

[J.D. Ryan]

About intimate relations.

[John Clay Wolf]

My producers being a smart ass and playing drops of my voice of shows in the past and funny situations, it said, have you ever had intimate relations with a woman?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I have. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever played softball?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did when I was little, but I was a hurricane. I didn't like getting the sand in my hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were the catcher?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. I didn't like every time I had to throw my helmet off and I put it back on, I get so much pain in my hair. It was ridiculous. I didn't like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we got a softball playing lesbian from Nashville that likes to run to Mississippi and a 97 Ultima up and down the highway with no exhaust and she'd like to sell a car for a thousand dollars. Kylie, I'll put. I'll put some thought to it. I'm not there yet, but I'm sure glad you called. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. We'll be right back.

[Pre K]

Back.

[Announcer]

This is the van. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get a haircut. Buttercup.

[Announcer]

America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com hey, the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast, the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

The first season bombed, actually, and they were going to cancel it. And then David Hasselhoff, who plays Mitch, he financed a second season of the show with his own money on like, pennies. Like, no money at all. And then after that, the show became a huge hit, not just in the US around the world. Everybody was watching Baywatch and they never increased the budget. And you can tell because nothing makes any sense in this show. In one episode, Mitch falls on rocks and is permanently paralyzed at the hospital.

[Announcer]

They're like, sorry, you'll never walk again, Mitch. The next episode, kickboxing champion. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show. 800-800-Radio. And check out the podcast. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch and how to contact the [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

we now return, you know, the Good morning everybody. The free rerun channels that are on the cable t on the new TVs now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

You might go Samsung live and have all. It looks like a cable collection of them. Number one rerun. It's called a fast channel. Okay, end the deal. Baywatch.

[Turley]

We usually have it up here every day.

[Pre K]

We normally have it on behind me. Yeah, yeah, but it's like there's no plot to anything. It makes no sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Feet, dude, it's the feet.

[Pre K]

It's the feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is the feet. And I made a huge error of that lady from Tennessee earlier, not asking her to send us a picture of her feet. Lady, if you're still. If you're still listening, please slide your shoes off if they happen to be on while you're driving and take a picture of your feet. Send them. Go to jcwshow.com and email it in because the group chat on our YouTube feed is dying. Dying to see your feet. No, they're not. That's what they said.

[Announcer]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I'm watching the chat on the side. If you go to jcwshow.com and click the live button, you can join the chat. There's a thousand people on the right.

[Turley]

A bunch of freaks over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

They want to see the ladies feet. Damn it. Don't be rude. Everybody's got their thing. Strip club. Dorian, good morning. You're on the air in Pittsburgh. Hey, let me know when he's back up. He's been on hold for two hours. Strip club during. You just knock on the glass. What have you got in the news, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

ryan?

[Pre K]

We've got Florida news. If you like. We can do that.

[Bobbo]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

ryan.

[Pre K]

We have so many fun things that happen at Taco Bell. First of all, if a guy walks in with no shirt and wearing a kilt, oh, you might know there's gonna be a problem. Sure enough, somebody called him a meth head. He didn't like that at all. He didn't care for it a bit. In fact, he said, I'm not a meth head. I'm an electrician.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he was a straight or a gay electrician?

[Pre K]

He was a gay electrician. And I will go, I will show you that I'm an electrician. He went outside and I had a

[John Clay Wolf]

run in with a gay electrician once. I'll tell you about later on.

[Pre K]

Turned the power off to the taco Bell. Here's the audio from that. Do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it.

[Cody Shelley]

Listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're busting their ass. Get out. Is he in the hood

[Bobbo]

and the lights are out.

[Pre K]

Boom. Lights go out. Now you'll have no tacos. The weird's been a weird week for Taco Bell's. Another 28 year old man arrested at a Taco Bell on Thursday morning after deputies in Flagler county say he exposed himself just outside the Taco Bell. Like you. Like you do you know. When deputies arrived, they found Brandon Izari.

[John Clay Wolf]

Twigs and berries.

[Pre K]

Yep. Still at the scene wearing multiple layers of pants. The problem with that is all of them were down around his religion preferences in Azeri. Azeri. I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just thinking. Go ahead.

[Pre K]

Azeri in the. Some of the hot dog radio. Radio guys. Jason and Franny on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

John and J.D. right here in the morning. Hot talk. Hot talk. Let's talk hot.

[Pre K]

98.7 the Gator. Here they are talking about the guy with the pants.

[Cody Shelley]

The Gator.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on the Gator.

[Pre K]

I know.

[Bobbo]

They're our friends at 97 the Gator.

[Pre K]

Right. Jason and Franny on the big radio show. Cut number nine.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the best part. With multiple pairs of pants pulled down

[John Clay Wolf]

around his knees when he spotted the officers. So instead of pulling up his multiple pair of pants, he takes his hoodie

[J.D. Ryan]

and pulls it down so they can't

[John Clay Wolf]

see his ding dong. This dude's got like five pairs of pants on. Not just that. They inventoried his belongings and found a

[J.D. Ryan]

live Beta fish swimming in a plastic container inside of his backpack. They took the fish, transferred it. Flagler County Humane Society lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they named him Baja Blast.

[Pre K]

Oh, blast.

[Bobbo]

So he's just. The man just wants to take a senseless walk around the neighborhood with his fish and spend some time.

[Pre K]

Are we hurting with this? Yeah, nobody's getting hurt.

[Turley]

Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe the fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he a homeless guy because she had on five pair of pants?

[Pre K]

Yeah, I think so. I think we're homeless. We were wearing everything we have. But they're all done around our ankles.

[Bobbo]

He's out there. Taco Bell with Jimmy Changa hanging out. Boys, I want to go back to

[John Clay Wolf]

the audio of the electrician that shut the power down.

[Pre K]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear the background?

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounded a little ghetto Florida.

[Pre K]

Yeah, they were. Do it. Cut number eight.

[Bobbo]

I bet you I won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got kicked out of a boat bar in Steamboat Springs, Colorado.

[Pre K]

That doesn't shock anybody that's listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not kicked out. Just not let in with our fake IDs.

[Pre K]

Ask to leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Carter had the great. There's a band playing. It's called the Stagecoach is in downtown Steamboat Springs. And we walked around the side of the building and pulled the big red handle. I didn't do it. He did it.

[Pre K]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't. I said we.

[Turley]

He, he, he did Everybody come running out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we were, but. But you heard the band stop suddenly,

[Turley]

you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the guy was such a jerk about it.

[Pre K]

Why didn't he let you in again? Because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because our fake IDs weren't good enough.

[Pre K]

Oh, I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was such a jerk about it. Yeah, he didn't have to be a jerk about it. But I didn't pull the handle.

[Pre K]

You're trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carter pulled the handle. Carter did it. Carter, if you're listening, call in and take responsibility. You pulled the handle. I did not.

[Turley]

What was your name and your fake id? Do you remember?

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Wang? No. No, I really don't remember. We had a poster board. My friends from boarding school, they were good at this. Take a full size poster board, cut out a square like a license hold. So the poster board has all the stuff on it perfectly like a license. Sure. Put it up on a. Hold the poster board up with your face through it.

[Pre K]

Stand by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stand by a wall. Take a photo and then cut the photo out and plastic wrap it. And it worked more than it didn't. Yeah, yeah.

[Pre K]

If they want you in the bar, they'll kind of look the other way. But if they don't want you in the bar. Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever. But. Yeah, but I was not electrician.

[Turley]

Well, kids nowadays, it's hard for those fake IDs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the moral of the story. If you're a restaurant owner, especially if you're having to turn people down, put a lock on your big red handle that runs the power. If it's in the outside exposed alleyway of your establishment. Good call. Actually, now that I brought this up, Reggie, if you're listening, get a lock right now because we probably have one at the Roadhouse and now it's going to turn into a joke. Joke in the middle of shows. Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's dumb.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Maybe that's what happened in their Internet. Somebody was messing with the Internet and that's why we had this morning bolt real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I thought about that this morning on my way down. My ex partner is very conniving and I. And I was asking Amy, I was like, we need to make sure the electric and the Internet and everything is not where they can still get to it.

[Pre K]

Well, they can tamper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because that's the kind of stuff. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What are backtracks this week?

[Bobbo]

Micah Jackson.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's go, Michael. Cut one, run it backwards. Got it?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut two, Cut 2, Cut 2. I don't have it. Do you have it, Mike?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That cord in the beginning.

[Pre K]

I think I do.

[Bobbo]

You know why we're doing Michael Jackson?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a great story.

[Bobbo]

Is this day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, let me give Everybody the number. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in with those two Michael Jackson songs and you'll win the stuff.

[Bobbo]

1987, Michael Jackson announced that he was breaking off ties with the Jehovah's Witnesses. You know, he'd been a lifelong member of the church. His mother said this might have been because some of his fellow Jehovah's strongly opposed the Thriller video, which was very big in a 3 and 84. And a lot of them went so far as to pressure him to denounce it in a 1984 issue of the church's magazine, the Watchtower. And he said, no, that's stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like Hannah. He's not a gay stranger.

[Bobbo]

I'm not going to screw to the spoiler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody knows the Thriller. He just talks real life.

[Bobbo]

Stupid.

[Pre K]

Me and Jermaine.

[Bobbo]

That's what he sounds like on South Park.

[Pre K]

Oh, okay. On South Park.

[Bobbo]

That's ridiculous. It's stupid. You're foolish.

[Turley]

That sounds like Hannah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like Hannah.

[Bobbo]

That's what he sounds like on south park if y' all ain't seen it. And don't mess with me about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this is Mouth park.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not as funny as they are. Stupid.

[Bobbo]

Stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Hannah. Hannah. Okay, so cut one. I mean, might as well just play that one forward. Cut two. You know this. Damn it. I know it.

[Turley]

You know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time. I think I know what it is. You know it is. I do not sound like Michael Jackson.

[Pre K]

You like Michael Jackson.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do not sound like Michael Jackson. How dare you?

[Pre K]

No.

[Bobbo]

I've got a little sniffle this morning.

[Pre K]

You're sick. I didn't know how you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got paid with other than money last night.

[Pre K]

Yeah, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It feels so good.

[Bobbo]

I've been listening to Scorpions all morning.

[Pre K]

You've been doing drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Live like hurricane. Live like hurricane. Look at my boobies. Still loving you, boobies. I'm still loving you. Never be you without you.

[Pre K]

Stop it and sit down.

[Turley]

Calm down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn winds of change.

[Turley]

She's wound up.

[Pre K]

So wound up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stripper listening to Scorpions shows her age. You're a washed up stripper, Hannah. Your days are numbered.

[Bobbo]

Sound like Hannah?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna write this down. I don't know. I'm gonna start taking these blind. Brandon Houston. What's your guess?

[J.D. Ryan]

Rock with you. And damn rock with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris in Oklahoma. What's your guess?

[J.D. Ryan]

First one's Bus Stop. Second one's Rock with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Brett in Memphis.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't stop me. Get enough. And rock with you.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I wrote down.

[Bobbo]

You know what that guy's thinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't stop till the bus stop.

[Bobbo]

Ah, I thought the name of the song was Bus Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's kind of to the best stop of special needs, isn't it?

[Bobbo]

Little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't stop till the bus stop. We'll be right back. Shimona. What are you doing? Joe Rogan. I like worms. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Do you mind if I stay in this worm cage a little bit longer? Joe Rogan. Do y' all not know what I'm talking about? No.

[Bobbo]

You know Joe Rogan. In my line of work, I've taken tasted peanuts before.

[Turley]

Peanuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Peanuts, everybody. Peanuts, peanuts, salt. What was. It's not Clayton Bigsby. It's the Chappelle guy, the homeless crackhead. He's got white around his face because he's always huffing paint.

[Bobbo]

Tyrone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Tyrone Biggums on the Fear Factor. Joe Rogan. Oh, that's right. Yeah, I'm really comfortable in here. Do I have to get out of this cage? We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay show presented by givemethevin.com broadcasting on air, online, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. 800, 800 radio check. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com or john

[John Clay Wolf]

claywolf.com so I get off the auction block on Wednesday and run to Missouri to a barn. Find a real one where stepson inherits stepdad's 180 cars.

[Pre K]

Oh, God, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I get there and it was a mess. So many of them were dissembled. Disassembled. So they. He was a project starter.

[Pre K]

The stepdad didn't get him going.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's fields full of cars and there's a lot of good cars that are just completely disassembled in the beginning stages of the projects. When I say projects, I don't Mean, like hud. I mean, like, cars getting built.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this guy, I finally said, what are we trying to do here? What? And this is all in videotape. We're gonna put it out in a few weeks. It'd be a good one. And this guy kind of looks like he's off King of the hill. And he had a few pops.

[Pre K]

Am I in?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I got $4 million worth of cars here. I'm like, wow, okay.

[Pre K]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And I think I'd take. I ain't gonna take no less than 2 million for him. Okay. He said, you spend about a million and a half on them, and you can get that 4 million. Okay, whatever. 15 years. Yeah. In a fleet of 200 people. I mean, what the hell are we talking about?

[Pre K]

Yeah. Aircraft hangar assembly.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he was explaining to me how I can do this and this and this and this. I'm like, yeah, you could. I mean, you could rebuild the space shuttle.

[Pre K]

Space shuttle as well if you wanted to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, where's that GT40 y' all were talking about? Well, it's replica. Okay. Where's that? That? Well, part of it's up there. He points up to the rafters and the rear clip, and the. The front, I think, is over in the other building. And the motor's right there.

[Pre K]

Right. All right, so it's here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's this? The oldest Porsche 911 in, you know, ever. And we go into the paint booth, and it's a body. And the pain is terrible. I mean, like, the. The Hispanics that painted it need to have their cards pulled and sent back. Yeah, this. And. No, the parts are. Who knows where they are.

[Pre K]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever done a big 400 piece puzzle?

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take ten 400 piece puzzles, dump them all in the same pile and hide the COVID boxes.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great.

[Pre K]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, no chance. Wow. And, like, this one car is really good, and it is good. I was like, so it's only got 9,000 miles. Okay, can we. And I asked the video guy, I said, go in there and shoot the 9,000 miles. Well, it won't come up. He's like, yeah, there's electrical problem with that one. And the odometer doesn't work. Here we go.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Pre K]

You've been needing better recon that you got all this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought four cool cars, okay. Two BMW M6s and a 72 3.0 CS hot rod little BMW and a 93 M3. So what a bust. Nope.

[Pre K]

Out of 180 cars and 9 million parts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Parts, right. I bought four cars that are half ass, but actually the 72 BMW I gave 5, 000 extra for a motor that was in a crate, a racing

[Bobbo]

motor that came with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So anyway, and I'm gonna send Mike back over there to Missouri and go through these cars with this guy because it's going to be a painfully slow process.

[Turley]

Is this another auction that's going to be live?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, I'm trying to sell him on that. I was like, dude, here's what you need to do. You need to auction all this stuff where it says how it goes. Let it rip. And you can watch ours this weekend. We're doing it here in two. Hell, it's an hour and 15 minutes away@gmtv auctions.com. that's how you need to get rid of this stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I won't bring enough like. Yeah, okay. I mean, because that's the money, right? That's the real world money. Strip club Dorian. Pittsburgh, PA WDVE how the hell are you

[J.D. Ryan]

gonna be better after Monday?

[John Clay Wolf]

What for?

[J.D. Ryan]

They find. They found a tumor inside me and they're gonna operate. It's malignant. They're gonna cut it out on Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is malignant good or bad?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, no, it's in a good location. I got the top cutter in. In Pennsylvania. Doctor, he's out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they gonna have to cut. Where is it located?

[J.D. Ryan]

Below my navel. They're going to go in the front of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they gonna. Is it. Is it intestines?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they going to have to cut it and put you on a colostomy bag?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, not on the bag. But I'll end up seven to 10 days in recovery at the. At that hospital. Passive. But this is the top guy at upmc.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the girls at the strip club going to do for the next week without your tips?

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't know. Know. They don't know. They don't know nothing. Only you and your. Your people know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

And my guy here, my. My friend Danny, who was a medic in the Navy, just showed up with some gifts for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, we will be praying for you. Strip club Dorian. And maybe while he's in there, able fix. Now what. What is your level of blindness?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right now I'm totally blind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what if they pull that thing out of your butt and you can see again? Oh,

[J.D. Ryan]

well, it'd be a miracle and I'll blame you for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, because I think that's what's gonna happen. I think you're Fixing to see the light. Do you have Todd Rundgren? We'd like to play that song for Dorian, I Saw the Light. It's a really good Dorian. This one goes out to you. Speaking of. Hold on, wait, you want to get there?

[Turley]

Yeah, I'm just thinking. Well, I saw. I Saw the Light by Hank Williams.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that one. It's not I Saw the light. It's a. It's a. I Saw the Light. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This one guy's name's Todd Rundgren. He plays every instrument in this and he's a cross dresser.

[Turley]

So just to recap though, call one. I've never heard anybody say in a prayer. Strip club Dorian, let's pray for. I'm praying for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then.

[Turley]

Then you think that taking something from his butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the tumor is making him blind. Wow. That's what I think.

[Pre K]

I think you should stay in the career you're in

[J.D. Ryan]

and then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Turley]

Dedicate this to him.

[Pre K]

Yeah, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. Goes out to strip club Dorian the blind man.

[Pre K]

I'm thinking of all the places we can use that audio drop where John said, I think if they pull that out of your. But you're be able to see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn it up in your eyes. See, it all comes together at the end. I've got. I've got a. I've got a method to my madness. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Wow. Radio. Do we have time for the Casey Kim this week?

[Pre K]

Do we? Yeah, we have time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time for it.

[Pre K]

If you do it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And we'll go out with that song that we selected for the Casey bid.

[Bobbo]

Very good.

[Pre K]

Let me go get him for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey. Casey. Casey.

[Pre K]

Good morning, Johnny. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Pre K]

We have a fun song here for you and a dedication. Well, gang, every once in a while we get a letter that reminds us what radio is really all about. This one comes from Jeremy Ailey. Jeremy ailey and his 10 year old son, Jeremy Jr. And he writes, dear John, do we have any music for this?

[Turley]

Yeah. Wouldn't you say the dedication.

[Pre K]

Okay. My son Jeremy, by the way, is without a doubt one of your biggest fans. When he heard that you're retiring, John, he absolutely was devastated. He genuinely looks forward to the show every single week. Every Saturday morning starts exactly the same way. Before the coffee even kicks in, before the dog goes outside, Jeremy Jr. Says, dad, are we gonna listen to John Clay Wolf today? Well, we've spent years riding around together listening to the show, laughing at the callers and probably learning A few things that a 10 year old should know. I wanted to ask if there's any chance, John, that you could give Jeremy Alley Jr. A quick shout out on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shout out. Jeremy.

[Pre K]

Hearing his name from you would really absolutely make his day. And honestly would make me the coolest dad in the world. Thank you for all the years of entertainment, laughter and memories you've provided to listeners like us. We wish you nothing but the very best in your retirement. Sincerely, Jeremy Ailey, proud dad of Jeremy junior. Thanks for spending your Saturday mornings with us. Thanks for being part of the wolf pack. And remember, if your dad ever says he's going to buy you a car, get it in writing. So from your dad, from us, and who clearly your dad thinks the world of you. Here from the John Clay Wolf show is Brad Paisley, your long distance dedication, mud on the tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got some big news. The bank finally came through and I'm holding the keys to a brand new Chevrolet. Have you been outside? It sure is a nice night. How about a little test drive down by the lake? There's a place I know about.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now, 800, 800 radio. And check out the fastest growing podcast. Go to jc awshow.com or john claywolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

George, Jorge in California. What up?

[J.D. Ryan]

How's it going, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What's on your mind?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, not much, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you made my morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

That last segment with the let out your butt, you know, it might bring his eyesight back. Yeah, that made you laugh. Yeah, that was. I needed a good laugh. I haven't had one in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where in California be staying?

[J.D. Ryan]

In an orange.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I'm down there a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah. Here in orange.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is your. It just says first time caller. So does it mean first time listeners? This is the first time you've ever caught us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, actually it's my first time calling and a first time listener as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been doing it 20 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is my first time ever calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 years. 20 years. You're a little late, buddy.

[Pre K]

Where you been?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you been?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station have you been listening to on Saturdays then if it's not klos?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you know what? Not much, actually. I don't, you know, just.93 point. Was it 92.3?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

And are you black? You know, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds Mexican.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, you're right. The first time when you said Jorge,

[John Clay Wolf]

the Beat the Beat. What kind of real Mexican is listening to the Beat Beat? Jorge, we gotta straighten you out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right. If I'm not listening to Spotify, you

[John Clay Wolf]

know, what do you listen to on Spotify? The Beat and Hip Hop. Hippie to the Hippie.

[J.D. Ryan]

A little bit of everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Well, I'm glad we've got you hooked. You're stuck for life. Now you need to go to jcwshow.com and click join the wolf pack. Because you're catching us at the end of this whole mess. Now, we are going to keep something going, but we're not exactly sure what yet. Our last terrestrial show is scheduled to be June 27, which is our 20 year celebration. And there is a chance that this is all a falsehood because I am in negotiations with radio companies right now that we might continue. However, those negotiations yesterday, it's like the Iron Deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna do what we want. They're gonna open the straight hormoose. No, they're not. Yes, they are. No, they're not. Yes, they are. So I don't know. All right, Jorge. Interesting. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The call in number is 800-800-RODIO.

[Pre K]

We have a video to go with this story. It's kind of a weird one. Hang on tight. Arizona police officers and wildlife officials responded to a call about a bear. He had climbed up a tree. This bear was up a tree in a residential area. Right. So what they do, they tranquilize the bear. You make sense.

[Cody Shelley]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Because they don't want him coming down. Yeah. Okay. So they tranquilized him and then. Okay, the bear's now gonna fall out of the tree. So they all get underneath the tree and they get this big tarp out. They're gonna catch the bear. And that's what happened. Cut number five.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's coming. Get him to the ground and back off. Yeah, goes her head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she's coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the video.

[Bobbo]

A hard fall, man.

[Pre K]

That way the bear didn't get hurt. And they all backed away. And then the bear lives.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's dead.

[Pre K]

No, no, no. The bear's just tranquilized. He's sleepy. In the weirdest part, when he woke up, he came out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he didn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Pre K]

Yes, he did. Yeah, he came out. Come on up. He looks good. He recovered.

[Turley]

Oh, my God.

[Pre K]

Nicely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Son of a.

[Pre K]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you what.

[Pre K]

What,

[John Clay Wolf]

what?

[Bobbo]

Normally they bring a psychiatrist from the wildlife department, right?

[Pre K]

To Walk you, talk you down.

[Bobbo]

When I hike all the way into a damn residential area, right, and climb up a tree saying, hey, I'm a

[John Clay Wolf]

bear, I'm a bear.

[Bobbo]

That's obviously drug seeking behavior.

[Pre K]

Oh, is it? Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

So when they tranquilize me, I was happy. But they usually wait till I'm halfway down the tree. I'll give them a little oh, that.

[Pre K]

Listen now they go, oh, shoot him, shoot him. That lets him know they didn't.

[Bobbo]

They shot me while I was in the tree.

[Pre K]

Still up in the tree.

[Bobbo]

I thought I could hang a minute, but. Did you ever see Pete Floyd, the Wall?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did okay.

[Bobbo]

You know, you know the comfortably dumb part right? Where the cigarette burns all the way down and fingers, it starts melting, it's all famous. The doctor says, I think that we can go now. That's what I felt like when I was in that tree. And then they look under me, they got a trampoline. I thought, oh, what fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

This would be a blast.

[Bobbo]

It wasn't no fun at all.

[Pre K]

No. You just hit the ground.

[Bobbo]

I'm going to sue the wildlife department for $40. 40 and the cops for 10 because that's 50 right there. I could get me a.

[Pre K]

You know what you gonna get?

[Bobbo]

Quarter ounce of good grass and stay out of town for a while.

[Pre K]

Oh, double smoking bear. Only on this.

[Bobbo]

Just not if you could hear me.

[Pre K]

Right, not if you can hear me.

[Cody Shelley]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, bear.

[Pre K]

Thanks for coming in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be careful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did we cover?

[Turley]

Cover?

[John Clay Wolf]

The adults broke into fist fight melee during kindergarten graduation.

[Pre K]

Great, we have a video to go

[John Clay Wolf]

with this one too. Kindergarten graduation fight.

[Pre K]

What are they teaching the kids these days? A new viral video shows actually multiple adults, not just one or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna guess that this was in a town of 12,000 having a fist

[Pre K]

fight at a kindergarten graduation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe six.

[Pre K]

It was Ben Franklin School in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania. Here's some of the. Here's, that's right, here's some of the melee actually, of the parents going crazy. Cut three.

[J.D. Ryan]

The ceremony that was supposed to celebrate little kids moving on to the next grade level turned into a brawl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screaming and yelling is heard all throughout.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the video, you see a baby

[John Clay Wolf]

was caught in the middle of it as someone on the ground was getting pinned down. There's a baby in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

How dare they.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's terrible. I can't believe that that's something that would happen. I don't know why you would fight at a kindergarten graduation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you're endangering not only my children,

[John Clay Wolf]

but the other Children that are in the room as well.

[J.D. Ryan]

We need to grow up at graduation.

[Bobbo]

They don't sound like they fight like Lutherans.

[Pre K]

No, they don't. To me not to just to you.

[Turley]

What should they be fighting about?

[Pre K]

Probably where somebody was sitting or somebody's kid didn't get along with the other kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your child bit my chill.

[Pre K]

I'm going to hit you in the head. How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

They pit each other.

[Turley]

That's what you think? That's fighting?

[Pre K]

I think that's what it was. One of the kids bit the other kids. Cuz kindergartens will do that. They'll bite.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

And then the, you know, the parents finally see each other. Kids don't want to bit me. I'll knock you.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much are these World cup tickets? Somebody said they're 60,000.

[Turley]

Well it depends on where. Of course I've seen them dropping but they were at like for Cowboy Stadium. You have to call it. Actually I think they call it Dallas Stadium for the World Cup. I can't call it at&t Stadium. They were $3,000 just to get in the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just to get in the door for the work. The cheap seats. Really.

[Turley]

Now I think they're going to probably drop to about a grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

For the cheap seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the cheap game.

[Turley]

That's just me. Because there's not a lot of. Are you anybody excited? I guess. Well, you are, which is odd that you're interested in this. But not a lot of people are. And so I think those seats will drop down.

[John Clay Wolf]

So don't disturb my. No inquiry with excitement. Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know what's interesting about that, John? The parking at AT T Stadium is being ratcheted up for this event as opposed to concerts. And just like a Cowboys game. Yeah, way out.

[Pre K]

What does it cost to park for a Cowboys game? I've not been.

[Bobbo]

I saw the Eagles there a couple weeks ago and it was. I think I up picked. Paid 55.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I was a guy looking for a Norwegian gal, I'd go to the Sweden games.

[Turley]

That's. That's why. Okay, now he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, my wife brought this up yesterday. She wanted to go see Sweden because we've got some free tickets from a vendor that gave them to us. Actually two. Two says and it's that night after the 27th or show that I've got tickets that evening. But she said I'd rather. Can you swap them with somebody and go to Sweden since it's next to Denmark because she's Copenhagen, she's from Denmark. And I was thinking, you know I just think about things. And I was like, I bet there'll be a lot of guys at that one. Because. Because I know there'll be a lot. Like, all the good Swedish chicks that are near or will travel might be there. You just got to think about these things.

[Turley]

So the 27th, that's like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She doesn't like the way my mind works like that.

[Pre K]

That she should be over it. How long have you been married?

[John Clay Wolf]

20 years.

[Pre K]

Okay. And, yeah, this has been a long time. I mean, I got her every.

[John Clay Wolf]

Certainly. She's had a good time. I've had a good time. It's all worked out.

[Pre K]

It's all worked out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's got a bunch of kids, got a nice house.

[Pre K]

She doesn't like the way my mind works. Little late to worry about that, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, you look lost. Turley's mesmerized by this theory of attending the Swedish soccer.

[Turley]

No, I'm trying to see what game that you have tickets to. That's what I'm trying to figure out.

[Pre K]

Like, the girl crowd's gonna be this giant pillow fight with blonde women. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

So that's a huge game, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? Who is it?

[Turley]

Jordan versus Argentina.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Jordan? Messi's gonna be there. Yes. So what's that ticket worth?

[Pre K]

Who is Messi?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot, John. So I got hooked up. Yes. All right. Thank you. You cannot give that ticket up. Thank you. Commerce Bank.

[Turley]

I mean, that's huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, I'm going.

[Turley]

I was gonna. I shouldn't have said anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I could swap them off for the Swedish game. Pretty easy. Yeah. Yes. Wow. For sure. Who the hell's Jordan? Like Michael Jordan now in the country. Jordan. Where is that? Is that in South America or Africa probably? That sounds like Dubai. Ish. Jordan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Middle Eastern. Middle Eastern.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

South. South. Southeast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hairy armpits on the gals with that one.

[Pre K]

It's in Western Asia.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's, like, not a pretty part of it.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Turley]

But Argentinians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That'll be fun.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I'm going.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's my sister. Most favorite hooker in Pakistan. Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'll be right back with the lightning round. Dial a deal. The. We have five, six, seven lines open. You can call in right now. 800-800-7234. If you'd like to get an offer on your car. We haven't had any good ones today. The car thing's been pretty blah. Some mild out. No, the lady with no shoes and no exhaust was Cool. In Tennessee.

[Turley]

The car wasn't though.

[John Clay Wolf]

97 ultimate with 220, 000 miles. I was like, what is that noise in the background? Are you in the car? Yeah, well, my exhaust thing came off a while back.

[Turley]

Had to weld it back on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to weld it back on. I bet she could do it. 800-800-72-34. The little phone lines are open. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean to sell that bitch. We'll be right back here on the John Clay wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm worth a lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth a lot more. I'm worth more. You know what? What? You're right. At givemethevin.com, you are worth more and your car's worth more.

[Turley]

And we want to pay more at

[John Clay Wolf]

give me the vin. Cuz good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from carvana or carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Hey, for all things Gimme the VIN. Check out jcwshow.com. Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steven Houston, 05 Silverado 2500 diesel with 335,000 miles and a two wheel drive. Ouch. Steve, this is a tough one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, just call it for entertainment purposes primarily. I don't think you'll pry it out of my hands. I get a lot of utility out of it. It takes the boat to the boat launch every once in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wonderful news you're sharing with me, sir. I was worried I was going to buy it. Does it say you sold us a car a while back or is that somebody else?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I did not. I had never housed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, let's just keep it that way. Thank you. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 Radio Mike in Denver. Your Pathfinder is a tranny?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Needs a tranny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Male or female

[J.D. Ryan]

who drove it? Yeah, my wife drove it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 19 Pathfinder, 78,000 miles. Those CVT transmissions cost $5,000. This car is worth, I don't know, three grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, the transmission on that thing's just terrible. Terrible to fix Phil in Oklahoma. There you go. I was worried that your 18 Acura had low miles on it, but then you wouldn't be a real Oklahoman. But it's got 140, so that's good news. They're gonna let you stay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's a, it's a mild.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a mild out Oklahoma car. I bet you want way too much because that's the way Oklahomans work with their mild out Oklahoma. There's like Facebook groups of hard ass Oklahomans that just trade on high money. Like I'll give you too much for mine and you give me too much for yours. So we can hold the market up on these mild out junks. I don't know, dude. I mean it's got 140 on 16, probably worth seven grand. What do you want for it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Oh, well, I'm just checking, just looking around.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got to want double from. You got whatever my number is. You've got to want double that because like buying cars, high mileage cars off Oklahomans and buying collector and classic cars, the way I've trained my buyers is just say, just go into it thinking half because that's going to be about right. What the money is. What were you wanting for it? Like 14, 16, 15.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The theory's still holding together. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

800800 radio I probably shouldn't plug. Give me the vin.com right now because they don't want anything to do with these last segments because there's not very. It's funny but it's not very nice. Now give me the vin.com does buy great cars and nice cars and they'll put them on the money. And that's why we say if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll give you a check for a hundred dollars a CarMax deal. Because a lot of times you need to go to another dealer to get a realistic number to come off the mountaintops and get into reality. And so we love it when you get that bid already so that we can talk about the real money. You know, Carmax is 6500 worth 7. If they're 8 grand, we might be 9. We might hit you at 65 and they're 7. Then we start looking hard. You know, we'll give you 63. I mean 73 we'll knock them over off to because that's why we give the Last look for $100 option on CarMax bids make sense. All right, we'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting coast to coast this is the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch, and how to contact the crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and while you're giving him the finger, give him the van.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, can I ask you a personal question?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you voting for? Raymond Schneider.

[Pre K]

You're voting for Riemann Schneider?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a proposition for you. I'm voting for mayor.

[Announcer]

We kind of cancel each other out.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know this line, why don't we get the hell out of here?

[Bobbo]

I like it, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Beautiful.

[Bobbo]

Let's go.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the internationally renowned channel John Clay Wolf Show. 800-800-Radio jcwshow.com John Claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Victor in Mission Hills, California. My favorite drunk Hispanic Mexican. I mean, a mechanic. Mechanic. Mechanic.

[Bobbo]

Damn it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo,

[J.D. Ryan]

Crab was asking, what are you guys gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I already told Crab. Tell Crab to leave me alone. I've done. I've got. I don't know yet. Are you talking about the 20th?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You. You peeled out before you even told them. Scott and Kayla, your favorite, your favorite wolf pack member Scott is coming down from Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, tell Scott and Michaela. They're listening right now. Let me figure this out. I'll know next weekend because Corolla and Kimmel put together a documentary for kroc and they're going to screen the KROC documentary. And I thought it was at one and Adam was going to do this show with me before from the same place. And his manager called me because Adam's like, sure. And his manager called me, said, that will not work because that place has a lot of windows and we can't scream a moot screen a movie in a daylight place. It's got to be at night. Yep. Okay. So I've got to figure it out. And I've just got so many things I'm working on right now. I just hadn't gotten to it. But I will promise I'll. I'll know next week. Stay tuned. It's a cliffhanger. And I didn't mean to call you. I was trying. I was trying to be like, no, like I said, my favorite has. I said my favorite Hispanic Mexican. And what I meant was my favorite Hispanic mechanic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mechanics.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what you meant. There's a difference. I had a Freudian slip. And speaking of that, we're gonna have Obi Wan Kenobi give us an update on Star Wars. Mexican Star Wars. Victor, who I know that you've been waiting to see why it's kind of like me and retire and quitting radio. It just never seems to happen.

[Pre K]

It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mexican Star wars is coming. Let's go.

[Pre K]

So much pressure to get this out in the theaters. There he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buenos diaz, Senor Obi Wan Kenobi.

[Bobbo]

It's been a while since we spoken, so you may have forgotten. I am Juan Solo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. It has been a while. I'm having Freudian slips left and right

[Bobbo]

from the Latino version of the Star Horse that we're making in mostly in Mexico. Very well done. And we have a character named Obi Wan Gonzalez who is the enemy of Dark Vendor. And the other characters that we are doing right now, we have.

[Pre K]

Okay, okay.

[Bobbo]

The new thing with all these Star wars heads. I'm sorry, but they are. Yes, Star wars heads is the Mandalorian Lori.

[Turley]

Yes, with Grogu.

[Bobbo]

Now, with a name like Amanda Lori, would you not consider him already a little Hispanic?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because he does.

[Pre K]

He does.

[Bobbo]

He does. The actor's name is Ricardo Montalban or something like Ricardo. Something like this.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He sounds just like the man from Fantasy Island.

[Pre K]

Okay. That's who it be.

[Bobbo]

Not the one that says the plane.

[Pre K]

No, that's the short guy.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Also very Hispanic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very.

[Bobbo]

I think. But the Grogu. Yeah, I think this is. So we're doing a new movie, and it's a different kind of a spin. Spin. If you ever saw about last night, I did with Demi Moore.

[Pre K]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Rob Low, who looks a little Hispanic in many of his movies.

[Pre K]

He's not. He's not.

[Bobbo]

No. He named like Law.

[Pre K]

No,

[Bobbo]

but if we. If we took him to shoot pool and gave him a nickname like a Lolo.

[John Clay Wolf]

A what name?

[Bobbo]

This is my friend Lolo. You may know him from St. Elmo's Fire.

[Pre K]

Correct?

[Bobbo]

Yes. So we make a movie like this that has a romantic teen with the Mandalorian. Oh, and you know the Yoda.

[Turley]

Yeah, of course.

[Bobbo]

And you know the baby Jody. But Yoda had a sister. Oh. And the Mandalorian and the sister got together and got it on because she's freaky.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's with a.

[Turley]

With a Yoda.

[Bobbo]

And so the biggest secret. And we don't reveal this until the sequel of Mandalorian and Grogu 2.

[Pre K]

2. Or perhaps trace, maybe 3.

[Bobbo]

The Mandalorian has known all along that baby Grogu is Release his soul.

[Pre K]

Oh, we knew it.

[Bobbo]

That's why I like him so much, because someday he could borrow him money sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So in Part three, and this will be years away because we're still doing the return event.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, still working.

[Bobbo]

But it's going to be very romantic. And we've actually signed Demi Moore.

[Pre K]

You've signed Debbie Moore for the film.

[Bobbo]

Her new name will be Rosanna. Me amore, amore. And so bigger things happening in the Mexican Star wars universe. But this Mandalorian thing we got to get over and get done with.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because there's not enough one solo, not enough. And we get so many letters from fans and friends and countrymen about little baby pants that Lucas Skywalker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

But we got to get back to basics. More droids and more hookers with laser guns.

[Pre K]

Hookers, laser guns.

[Turley]

You have so many treatments out there. That's what it sounds like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's why they can't get anything done. They got too much going on. These don't sound like Hispanics.

[Cody Shelley]

What?

[Pre K]

John's saying that Hispanics get things done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, that went right over me.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like they work hard.

[Bobbo]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan.

[Bobbo]

He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a bunch of meth heads.

[Pre K]

Does really to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just scattering around, doing all this stuff, have all these plans, da da da da da. And then never get anything done.

[Pre K]

Nothing ever happens.

[Bobbo]

Sounds to me like you don't work in the film industry. But that's whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I put out a 30 minute film once a week and there's one that goes up today at 12 o' clock. Buddha. And all you do is talk about the mandolin. Mexican.

[Bobbo]

Why don't we throw down you and

[John Clay Wolf]

Mexican hookers that shoot straight. And you've been talking about it for four years. You haven't shown us any film yet.

[Bobbo]

I said, what do we do? But what do you show us?

[John Clay Wolf]

12 o'. Clock. How do I do like a little girl?

[Pre K]

Okay, so the video will be first at 12 o' clock and then the

[John Clay Wolf]

auction, it's on a different channel. There's a live stream. If you go to jcwshow.com you get the live. Live stream channel and you've got the videos channel.

[Pre K]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's just a lot of stuff going on.

[Pre K]

So much going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, speech impediment. Terence, Sometimes I wish that I spoke like you so that I just didn't have to explain myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the time I say this, if Marilyn Monroe was still alive on Monday, she would be 100 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And also my sister Mary France, she has multiple sclerosis. And there's A woman on a mission to cure multiple sclerosis. Breaking bad apples. She has multiple sclerosis. I end up with osteoporosis and it's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Speech Impediment Terence. It's always a pleasure. If you need to get, if you need to keep up with news, news like that, this is how we do it right here, Right here on the John Clay.

[Pre K]

Join.

[Turley]

Join.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's, it's. Yeah, just join. Go to jcwshow.com that's how you get the newsletter. Right. We need to have Speech impediment Terence. Write out a weekly newsletter to our listeners. It's this. There'll be no confusion.

[Turley]

Learn about Marilyn Monroe's turning 100 and Sister Mary has multiple sclerosis.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free. 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning everybody. Hey remember GMTVauctions.com that we have about 150 cars that we're selling absolute to the public. It starts in 15 minutes. Gmtvauctions.com Right now I'm looking at a 99 core value Corvette with 7,000 miles of red one and it, the bid is sitting at. Oh, I saw it just a second ago. It's sitting at like 10 grand. No, 12 grand. So that like in our lane it's like a 23 grand car. Yeah. So there's going to be some deals here.

[Turley]

There's an 09 Accord with like 22000 miles on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's at nine grand.

[Turley]

Oh wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right. That one's kind of woken up.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's a Lotus Esprit Turbo in there with 20, 20,000 miles. It's sitting at nine grand. There's a bunch of Mopar rollers. We bought two estates is really what happened. And instead of doing our normal thing with them, we're just selling them online and where they sit the groups. And one group's in Alabama at the, at the deceased house and the other is in Houston in Berkshire and at a what we call lay down yard in that stupid lifted limo that I bought in Oklahoma. It is sitting at 15 foot five.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

So those cars are all going to sell here in 15 minutes and we're going to go lot by lot by lot. So It'll take about two hours. But go to gmtv auctions.com incogni the anti spam, anti spam calls, robo calls, all that stuff I added Another email account to my Incogni deal. And it picked up another 250 places that are spiritual spamming me.

[Pre K]

Damn.

[Bobbo]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it's canceling them out.

[Bobbo]

I just got my monthly report. I'm at 1210 now completed and 883 in progress. Total scent 2093, if you ever look at the bottom, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy cow.

[Bobbo]

Total time I've saved letting Incogni handle those things. 907 hours and 30 minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

And you get 60 off. If you go through our banner right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John claywolf.com John Clay, JCW show is what we do. Jcwshow.com and click the Incogni banner at the bottom, you get 60% off. They've been a great partner. I've enjoyed pitching them because it really works. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Ken in Lake Arrowhead, California. I just sent your number to my guy Sean Murray out there that works out of Amenheim, and he's gonna call you. Okay. Because I'm running out of time. Okay, thanks.

[Turley]

Johnny Cash, Jeopardy. And then Jeopardy.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, we got a lot to do in this segment. I don't think we can get to all that. Okay, Johnny Cash, mail from jail. Well, that's Johnny Cash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeopardy. I like Jeopardy. Better.

[Turley]

You want to do that first?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

Okay, we can get that first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Host, are you ready?

[Bobbo]

Must be time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own. Just John Clay, Wolf, Stoke Crew. Let's take a look at our categories. Ready? Category 1, a name for a name. Song titles that mirror anomalies, events and occurrences. And category two, who came first? Name the predecessors to these replacement performers. Ready to play Jeopardy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, there's a white and red 94 Corvette here. That's absolute sale. Where's this here40gmtv auctions.com? it sells here in 15 minutes. Minutes. 47,000 miles. Lot number 4600 or no, 104. It's sitting. It. It's sitting at 4600. Really?

[Bobbo]

Dollars?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's a steal.

[Turley]

So can I bid on this stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, if you want to buy something. I'm just gonna let it rip. Here's a 81 Rolls Royce Silver Spur. That's sitting at $2,000. Here is a 60, 000 mile 98 Ford F150 that's sitting at $5,000. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Sorry, I'm just. I'm kind of getting a little disappointed because these bids. I've did an absolute auction, and these bids Are short little TV auctions dot com. Go grab yourself.

[Bobbo]

Here we go. Category one questions. Question number one. The scorpions made their first big splash with this song from 1984 that included the name of one of nature's most violent weather anomalies.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm still loving you.

[Bobbo]

No, no, that's not incorrect. Which occur most commonly in tropical or subtropical areas.

[J.D. Ryan]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

yeah. I'm going to take this. We don't take.

[Bobbo]

J.D.

[Pre K]

your turn. Wow.

[Bobbo]

You already guessed.

[Turley]

That was.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was me trying to be funny. That wasn't a guess. I want to win.

[Bobbo]

Damn. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead, J.D.

[Pre K]

no, I'm not going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we Both get it?

[Turley]

JD 1, 2, 3 at the same time.

[Bobbo]

Can I have the correct answer, please?

[Pre K]

Like a hurricane.

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[Turley]

We'll give you both points.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. I gave both points.

[Turley]

Yeah, you did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did it. Anyway.

[Bobbo]

Okay, sliding in there, there. Let me give you the wrong answer first. All right, question two. One of the Eagles early hits was named for this legendary American actor of the 1950s. Who.

[John Clay Wolf]

The lyrics said, ding, ding, ding. John James Dean.

[Bobbo]

Who is James Dean?

[Turley]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you such a.

[Bobbo]

Try to be like you?

[Pre K]

He's mad at you.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dang.

[Turley]

Fighting with the character.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's still mad about the Juan Solo thing. Yeah, I called Juan Solo a meth head. He's all pissed off saying, you can't talk about the characters like that. It hurts the show.

[Bobbo]

John, wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell?

[Bobbo]

If you thought you could get to me, I'd have been gone a long time ago.

[Pre K]

We are so close to having fun.

[Bobbo]

We're trying to have fun, you prick. Question three, though he was the first third stooge to appear with Mo and Larry in their standalone three man act, Curly, though being everybody's favorite, was actually a replacement for this actor who was the oldest of the Howard brothers.

[Pre K]

The actor or the character? The actor.

[Bobbo]

Last name Howard. Not Moore. Curly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not Ron.

[Bobbo]

J.D.

[Pre K]

who was Shimp?

[Bobbo]

Who is Shimp?

[John Clay Wolf]

Howard. Look at that. You got to be 90 years old to get that one.

[Bobbo]

Two and a half.

[Pre K]

Gotta be 90 years old now. Me and Bob both hate you.

[Bobbo]

I ain't hate nobody, man. You just watch your mouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't talk about his character.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Damn. What the. Category two questions. Here we go. Before 1980s back in black, fans wondered if Brian Johnson could handle duties of ACDC's new lead singer after replacing this iconic original frontman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. Who's Bon Scott?

[Bobbo]

That is correct.

[Turley]

Nice.

[Bobbo]

Question two. Coy and Van were obviously no match for these popular TV characters who were the original occupants of the General Lee on television's the Dukes of Hazard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding.

[Pre K]

Who was Bow and Luke?

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[Turley]

And you guys are. You had three to three.

[Bobbo]

Now that's knock down drag out here. Question three. Let's go for the replacement guy on this one. This actor had the dubious expectation of replacing Charlie Sheen on the immensely positive Three and a Half Men.

[Pre K]

Two and a Half Men. Ding, ding, ding.

[Turley]

All right, Pre K, who is Ashton Kutcher?

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's on the board, everybody.

[Turley]

He's got a shot now because isn't it time for a double jeopardy?

[Bobbo]

Into the bonus rounds we go back to category one. This moderate Steely Dan hit from their Katy Light album shares its name with two historical and cultural occurrences. A gold panic that triggered a financial crisis in 1869. And in the modern day, a national sales holiday held on the day after Thanksgiving.

[Pre K]

Ding, ding, ding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, what is Black Friday?

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[Turley]

Oh, Pre K is tied.

[Bobbo]

It comes all right into category two. Though Heath Ledger is widely considered the actor with the best performance of the Joker in the movies, many still consider his predecessor in the role from 1988's Batman to have been the most fun to watch.

[Pre K]

Ding, ding, ding, ding. Jd, who is Jack Nicholson?

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I was gonna say Danny DeVito.

[Turley]

JD has five.

[Bobbo]

Also.

[Pre K]

Very good Penguin. I love those.

[Bobbo]

I love those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bad.

[Turley]

Got one more because JD's leading five to three to three.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sitting here looking at these damn auction prices and I'm getting pissed off. So I'm not paying attention.

[Bobbo]

Here we go. Question three. Last one.

[John Clay Wolf]

GMTVauctions.com there's going to be some bargains here in a second. This is disappointing.

[Bobbo]

Guitar God. Jimmy Page was never replaced in Led Zeppelin dealers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you right now. Go to gmtvauctions.com if you want to steal some stuff. If I wasn't my auction, I'd buy them myself. Go ahead.

[Bobbo]

But he previously took over the job of two successive great lead guitarists in the Yardbirds. Can you name either of them?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Turley]

Now repeat the question.

[Bobbo]

Jimmy Page was never replaced in Led Zeppelin. But he previously took over the job of two different successive great lead guitarists in the Yardbirds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding. One is Eric Clapton.

[Bobbo]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's. You said them, so it's plural.

[Bobbo]

No, just. Just one's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

If you got two, you got more points though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff Beck.

[Bobbo]

The other one is Jeff Beck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you See how he's such a. That he couldn't say, nice work, John. That's really good. I'm proud of you. He's like, john, yeah.

[Bobbo]

I'm not a. I'm a grown ass man. I'm gonna make you pay for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Jesus. Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go.

[Bobbo]

Enough's enough. We don't call names with grown ass people.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to make you pay for that.

[Bobbo]

I'm a.

[John Clay Wolf]

You pay me. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who won?

[Turley]

You won with that extra bonus there that he threw you the bone too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I literally didn't listen to half of it.

[Pre K]

No, you didn't. You still won.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you worried about now? I'm worried about this auction that starts in like three minutes@gmtv auctions.com and I'm looking at the. These pre bid prices. This is not enough money. This is. I hope that the people get in and start bidding. This 81 vet and that car's okay. Kind of gonna be all right, man. Yeah. I'm walking with a high wire without a net on this one. This is kind of stupid. I probably shouldn't have done this. This is going to cost some money. Dealers, if you're listening to me, I would go to GMTVauctions.com right now. There's some good cars in Alabama. I didn't. I bought an estate state, a big one, and didn't. We started them and washed them off and we put new batteries in them and got them running and I didn't move them. I thought that this would be a cute way to try to do this and it looks like it's going to cost me dearly. So.

[Turley]

Yeah, they've been recon. I mean there's like not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Recon is a strong word.

[Turley]

No reconnaissance of batteries and cleaning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we just got them running to make sure because they've been sitting. This guy passed away. But there's a lot of good cars here, man. I mean, there's a 99 vet with 7,000 miles. It's at half price and with the. Anyway, okay. I've got to run down to the Roadhouse right now and do this auction with Cody.

[Turley]

It's gonna be live on the stream too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be live on the stream. So young. Stay on the stream. The video goes up. You can watch it while you're waiting. Whatever. You'll figure it out. Speech impediment. Terence, thank you for sharing your heartfelt story with us. That was very sad. Yeah. And go to jcwshow.com and click join the wolf pack. So we can get your email address and I can let you know. Our final terrestrial show is planned for Saturday, June 27th. And we will get on the plate. I mean, I'm a brain scattered. Get on the email thing so we can send you what we're gonna do next. And I gotta run down to the roadhouse and do this auction. Work, work, work. This will be a long day. So it's all in my head. I heard her say one more time.

[Bobbo]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

in her hand was out.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

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