#359 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.13.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #359 | 06.13.26

Overview

This episode encapsulates the signature spirit of The John Clay Wolfe Show: an unfiltered, freewheeling Saturday morning blend of cars, sports, edgy comedy, confessions, and wild banter powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com. Broadcasting from rural Texas, John and the crew share stories from recent travels, riff on current events, air hilarious listener calls, give questionable advice, debate the future of the show, and, per usual, straddle the FCC line with their “anything goes” approach. Favorite themes—car culture, celebrity gossip, wild callers, sex and rock & roll—run strong, interwoven with running gags about “barely Americans,” drinking rituals, and the fast-approaching end (or not) of the terrestrial radio era for the show.

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1. Sports Recap: Knicks’ Wild Comeback & Philly Attitude

[00:14–04:40]

• Main Story: The Knicks’ historic comeback over the Spurs, erasing a 29-point deficit in the NBA Finals, dominates the open, with animated reactions from John (B), PreK (D), and others.
• Philly vs. New York: John retells watching the game in a Philly bar, highlighting the city’s infamous sports hostility:

  “I wish there was a school shooter that came out of the stands and took all the Knicks out right now.” —Paulie’s Philly friend [01:35]

  • The crew laughs but recoils: “Jesus, isn’t that a little harsh?” [01:54]
• Fan Identity: Discussion on sports loyalties—why Texans might hate the Spurs despite their success, and a brief roast of “barely Americans.”
• Quote:

  “Watching them win again ... the Knicks overcame a 29 point deficit. Made history.” —Host [02:32]

Memorable Moment:
Play-by-play of the Knicks tip-in to win, reacted to with feigned exasperation:

“F me, baby. That’s what the Spurs felt like.” —John [03:06]

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2. U.S. Soccer, “Barely Americans,” and Barn Find BMWs

[05:19–06:55]

• U.S. Soccer’s 4-1 win sparks a tangent about the national team’s roster being filled with dual citizens:

  “We have a lot of barely Americans that are still here. Right.”

• John calls for a ‘barely American’ to clean his recently acquired trio of classic BMWs:

  “He can run a buffer like you’ve not ... There is a learning curve. There is a quality of work curve.” [07:01]

• Nostalgic throwback to Cheech & Chong redoing “Mexican Americans” in the studio.

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3. The Big Announcement: Show’s Future in Negotiation

[08:03–09:27]

• Show is two weeks from its supposed final terrestrial broadcast at Dallas’s Gas Monkey Ice House. Touch of sentimentality:

  “Been doing this show for 14 years ... It’s gonna be weird.” —(C) [08:10]

• Yet John reveals ongoing negotiations might keep the show going:

  “There is a chance that we do stay. I’m in negotiation.” —John [08:18]

• JCW urges fans to join the mailing list for updates:

  “We’re not going to spam you ... Just keep you in the loop.” [09:16]

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4. Hilarious Listener Calls & Sex Shop Chronicles

[13:34–22:23]

Best Of The Show: Mike from Mr. Binky’s Sex Shop, New Orleans

• [15:30] Mike, a 28-year-old, mopping at a sex shop, offers up scene-stealing backroom confessions:
• Mopping up booths with glory holes:

  “I’m looking at two right now.” —Mike [19:47] “Some people get a thrill out of getting caught.” [17:43]

• John spins up a half-serious, half-parody business plan for custom-thin “glory hole walls”:

  “That could be a new hustle for you ... Your business needs to be a skinnier wall.” [20:31]

• The show veers into the absurd; memorable exchanges include references to “captains with shorter toe ropes” and tongue-in-cheek startup pitches for sex shop entrepreneurs.

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5. Buy/Sell: Car Calls, Junkyard Deals & Auction Tales

[12:39–14:31, 29:06–32:32, 35:32–36:09, 48:31–50:51, 120:49–124:45]

• Multiple real-time bids on listeners’ cars: From a 2019 Tundra in Florida (“are you, are you autistic? ... why can’t I...”) to a 2017 Mustang (“like dating a 78-year-old woman who tells you she’s ready to party”), bawdy, rapid-fire exchanges mix car expertise with shock-jock humor.
• Notable segment: John details a break-even, high-effort Mopar junkyard deal with Mary from Houston:

  “Did you keep score? ... The gross profit was 16k on 90k, but by the time we paid everything, it was zero.” —John [29:39]

• The show’s GiveMeTheVIN format means real listeners sell (or try to sell) their cars live, with John rarely mincing words about value:

  “Who the hell wants a miled out, whopped up Kia?” —John to Charles in Denver [86:58]

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6. Impersonation Contests, Listener Roasts & Crew Banter

[25:24–28:21, 54:18–57:07, 58:47–59:46]

• Blind John calls in from Florida to critique Bobo’s accents—leading to a full-on impression throwdown.
• Show lampoons everything from “Mexican on the mood” imitation auditions to “gabagool” parodies.
• Regulars debate whose impressions are better, riff on morning cartoon nostalgia, and joke about “barely Americans” and “honky honey.”

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7. News Recap: From Philly Tribes to Strip-Club Updates

[38:08–42:07]

• Speech Impediment Terrence delivers three choppy “quick news” bits:

  “Mass shooting in Midland, Texas ... Spurs alive in San Antonio tonight ... US and Iran close to making a deal.” [38:23]

• Detours include a “Dear John” question about John’s nasal inhaler (“It’s a menthol queer thing, wakes you up”) [39:39], and a wellness check on Uncle Roy.
• Blind Dorian (recurrent caller) gives an update after cancer surgery.

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8. Florida News & Weird Headlines

[42:17–47:51]
JD Ryan delivers classic “Sunshine State News”:

• 79-year-old arrested for public self-gratification while watering his lawn:

  “Sunny and ... watering his yard in one hand and his crank in the other.” —Sheriff Grady Judd [42:45]

• A car-for-sale photo mistake involves explicit images of the seller and his lover, leading to an imagined interview with a “Korean disco spider.”
• Offers of “monkeys in the trunk” as a car sale bonus—full absurdity on display.

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9. Listener Truths & Speed Round: “The Truth Is...”

[99:36–107:17]

• Callers given 5 seconds each to state “the truth is...” ranging from political hot-takes (“If you’re patriotic, you’re a Trump supporter”) to meta jokes (“The truth is, I can’t believe you’re ending the show”) to personal confessions.
• Rapid-fire humor:

  “Truth is, Texas was settled by Missouri.” [105:22]
  “Truth is, I’m not gay; my boyfriend’s gay.” [105:43]
  “Truth is, my pecker got shorter.” —John on weight loss drugs [107:44]

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10. Backstage/Radio Industry Stories: Behind the Scenes

[74:56–84:00]

• John and crew reflect on 20 years of radio, rivalries with other Dallas personalities, and how their brash style gets them “hate mail”—or at least used to.
• “Chicago was the worst ... No Polish jokes!”—John recalls program directors’ rules. [74:56]
• The team muses on their affectionate antagonism towards rivals and the general radio landscape.

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11. Bar Culture, Drinking, and Social Rituals

[127:18–134:46]

• Lively tally of every bar on JCW’s property, including commercial and private, triggers a soul-searching (and comic) monologue about why John likes building spaces for people to gather.
• Crew shares their “hiding from the wife” bar stories, favorite dive bars, and why social connection is at the heart of their lives and the show.

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12. Reflection & Farewells: On Mentors, Loss, and Legacy

[90:28–98:35]

• The most sentimental part of the show—John eulogizes his late former father-in-law, a huge mentor and business influence:

  “...going back through, I mean, he used to call me, you know, meet me at the airport, seven o'clock, I was in college and called me back, oh, dress like you mean it.” [92:32] “Some of that crap you see in me came from him ... He was teaching me to be his replacement.” [92:53]

• Deep dive into the value of legacy, business lessons, and forgiveness.

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13. “Backtracks” Game: Guess the GodSmack Song (Backwards)

[109:35–117:13]

• Listeners attempt to name GodSmack songs played backward. Prizes include JCW merch and music.

  “Smack God backwards. ...playing GodSmack songs backwards are going to sound exactly like they would forwards.” —John [110:02]

• Banter over metal genres, with Satan himself (impression) chiming in for an absurd bit.

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14. Pop Culture & TV: What’s Worth Watching

[125:36–126:53]

• Quick recommendations:
  • Apple TV’s Friends and Neighbors (Jon Hamm)
  • Yellowstone and spinoffs
  • Landman, starring a real-life “Demi Moore of oil.”

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15. Closing Tidbits

• UFC fights at the White House, AI Ozzy Osbourne outrage, and the ever-present advertisements for selling your car at GiveMeTheVIN.com cap the show.
• JCW reiterates the possible end—or maybe rebirth—of the show after this milestone anniversary, encouraging listeners to stay tuned for updates.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Philly Sports Fandom:

  “I wish there was a school shooter that came out of the stands and took all the Knicks out right now.” —Paulie [01:35] “That’s Philly for you.” —Crew [01:48]

• John on Sentimentality:

  “The structure of having to be on this microphone at 8:03am every Saturday morning for the past 20 years... I’ve just gotten used to it. Very used to it.” [09:25]

• Hustle Advice at a Sex Shop:

  “That could be a new hustle for you. ... your business needs to be a skinnier wall.” [20:31]

• On Mentors & Legacy:

  “Some of that crap you see in me came from him. ... He was teaching me to be his replacement.” [92:53]

• Listener Money Moments (Car Bids):

  “Whoever put the engine in it should be shot ... a very poor life choice to put a new engine in a 150,000 mile Kia.” [86:58] “It’s like dating a 78-year-old woman that says she’s ready to go party.” (on a worn out Mustang) [121:32]

• On Radio Rivalry:

  “Chicago was the worst. ... No Polish jokes. Now that you brought it up, entertain me.” [74:56]

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Important Timestamps (MM:SS)

• [00:14] – Show intro, NBA/Philly/Knicks banter
• [13:34] – Car selling calls begin
• [15:30] – Mike at Mr. Binky’s (Sex Shop)
• [38:08] – Speech Impediment Terrence’s “quick” news
• [39:10] – Dear John: Nasal stick question
• [42:17] – Florida News: “Right hand on the hose, left on the crank”
• [99:36] – Listener Truths “the truth is...”
• [121:05] – Rapid-fire car appraisals, haggling
• [127:18] – Bar counting and “why do I love bars?” reflection
• [90:28] – Eulogy for a father-in-law, legacy discussion
• [109:35] – Backwards GodSmack game & Satan’s cameo

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Final Word

This week’s John Clay Wolfe Show pulled listeners deep into Texas car culture, sports heartbreak, wild sex shop confessionals, and the bittersweet contemplation of a two-decade broadcast legacy. Whether mocking their own expiry date or building out the next offbeat business venture (glory hole prefab, anyone?), JCW and crew joyously walk the line between irreverent fun and genuine connection—reminding fans that for all the chaos, this is still the wildest, weirdest, most human show on the air.

For show announcements and updates, join the mailing list at jcwshow.com

Next Big Event:
June 27th — Gas Monkey Ice House, Dallas, 20th Anniversary & (Possible) Farewell Live Show

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Summary prepared using the personalities' authentic language and tone; timestamps approximate. Skipped all sponsorships and ad spots per request.

Transcript

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Good morning, America. Welcome to the John Clay Wolf Show. Last night, America won in soccer. The Knicks reminded everybody this week that a 29 point lead is just a rough draft. And Elon Musk got even richer because apparently 2 trillion doll wasn't enough. I'm John Clay Wolfe, broadcasting from the middle of absolute nowhere, the W6 ranch in Bosque County, Texas. Just don't ask. It is what it is. Coming up this morning, sex, drugs, rock and roll, cars. Bad decision, questionable advice. And we are absolutely not. Whoa. That next game was a son of a. Oh, it was awesome, man. It was amazing. You know, it was interesting. I was sitting in Philly with Paulie watching the game. Was that Wednesday night?

[C]

Correct.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. And that's a whole nother story in itself. But I forgot about the hatred in. In Philly fans. So they hate the Knicks. Phil, you know, you would think like, you would think like Dallas people like the spurs because. Because we're Texans and you would think that like Northeasterners like their team.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

Philly's like, we're gonna go with the Knicks because they're neighbors. It's actually opposite.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

He made a comment that was a little shocking to me and reminded me that we were in Philadelphia in the middle of this game. He said, I wish there was a school shooter that came out of the stands and took all the Knicks out right now.

[E]

Damn.

[D]

That's Philly for you.

[F]

Hey, Paulie, maybe you should talk to somebody.

[B]

I was like, jesus, isn't that a little harsh?

[D]

That's a Northeastern for you.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

I'd sleep like a baby, get up and go to work in the morning and act like nothing happened. I'm like, okay.

[C]

Damn,

[D]

man. Yeah. He must have not enjoyed seeing that comeback at all.

[B]

But you know, I was kind of leaning towards the Knicks because I'm caught up in the fact that they're underdogs.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

But really, I started checking myself, why. Why am I not Spurs? Crazy is because I'm in Dallas Fort Worth for the last several decades watching the spurs run the table.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

For 30 years.

[C]

True that.

[B]

There are Lakers, right.

[F]

There are Bulls for Texas Popovich nation.

[B]

So watching them win again is like,

[C]

if you didn't see it, it was a big deal because basically the Knicks overcame a 29 point deficit. Made history, actually, against the San Antonio Spurs. They win game four. Excuse me. Game four of the finals. In fact, we have the audio. Cut number two.

[E]

It fires up a three shot. No good.

[F]

Oh, he misses.

[B]

It's gone. It's gone.

[E]

Oh, he got.

[F]

He tipped it. In remaining.

[B]

F me, baby. That's what the spurs felt like. Can't believe it.

[F]

Did you stand up when you saw that tip in? I'm watching by myself.

[B]

I knew it was gonna happen and I stood up.

[F]

I was like, oh, no.

[D]

Yeah, I was, it was funny. I was texting John. I was like, at halftime, Wy looked like a dog. And they were up by 29, man. Hey, he's found it. And then all of a sudden, there's probably about four minutes left over. Texting back, I was like, this is over. There's no way. I mean they're, they're completely choking. Like they just disappeared. Wemby disappeared. Everybody on that spurs team just like, oh, I don't. I've never had a lead before.

[B]

Who's the badass on the Knicks with the cornrows? He's their James Harden.

[D]

You talking about Brunson?

[B]

Yeah. Former Maverick, by the way. Right. I didn't remember that he was a former maverick.

[D]

Him and Luca played together. Imagine. Yeah.

[B]

How dumb it was. Very dumb. Dumb diddy, Dumb diddy diddy. Dumb, dumb, dumb girl.

[D]

Yeah, he's great. I like, he's great. He's just. He's one of those hard workers. He's not a superstar like you would think. Real quiet. So it's. I, I'm. I'm not a big Knicks fan at all. My dad is, but I'm not a big Knicks fan at all. And I'm kind of excited to see them do this without big superstars because Wemby's a superstar.

[B]

He's sure.

[D]

He's ready to go.

[B]

He take. He. But he's four quarter superstar.

[D]

He's just doesn't have that dog yet.

[B]

I don't know if it's the dog. I think it's just those big ass legs and trying to balance and keep from falling down. I mean, I understand how he feels and it's just tiring, exhausting.

[C]

Knicks lead the series three to one. Game five is tonight.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And Jeff Carr. You know, last night when I was leaving the office, our controller was in town from Iowa. I'm like, hey, the, the game four is tonight, right? Or five?

[C]

Five.

[B]

Yeah. And he's like, let me look it up. Yes, tonight. So I went and got a big thing of beer and called mama and told her, hey, we're watching the Game. I'm not coming out here tonight. I'm going to stay in town. And we had it already and nobody checked. I took Jeff's word for it.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

So we had a like a little family super bowl party at the house, but there was no game.

[D]

No game.

[F]

So we texted that you were going to stay home. I thought maybe you were watching hockey.

[D]

No, I assumed you're watching the soccer game.

[B]

Right? I said the game. Yeah, the game. And the soccer game was, you know, it's fine. What do we win? 4 to 1.

[D]

Yeah, they looked good. I don't know. It's fine if you watched. I don't know if you watch soccer, but they look like a different team.

[B]

Colin Cowherd. I was watching one of his clips early in the week and he was talking about how good us is. He said. And he was naming off the people and why? Because I'm unfamiliar with soccer. But he said these guys should go far.

[D]

Yeah, they'll probably get to the least sweet 16, I would think. I mean, they got a lot of guys they've recruited that were barely Americans. Like they were born here and then moved away real quick.

[B]

Right.

[D]

But they got them to come back, which is huge. You don't usually see.

[B]

We have a lot of barely Americans that are still here. A lot we do. Right. Speaking of those two cars that got dropped off in the shop outside, I need somebody. I need a barely American to come clean them.

[E]

All right.

[B]

I noticed. I bought two. Just two 288 M5 M6 BMWs and a 1971 3.0 CS. And they're dirty. They came. We fished them out of a barn. And a 93 M3.

[C]

Barn. Fine.

[B]

Yeah. And they still look barn finding. But I thought the barely American was going to come get them ready for me so I can enjoy them this weekend.

[C]

Asking you to stop, please.

[D]

I want that shirt.

[B]

Barely American. He's a great guy. He's the hardest working son of we have. They're hard working. Well, not they. This one. I mean, there's some bad ones. There's some barely Americans that aren't worth a damn.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[F]

What are we talking about?

[C]

Nobody, Nothing.

[F]

Anybody can wash a car, John.

[B]

Yeah, but not like this barely American. This guy.

[C]

I'm so trying to help you.

[B]

He can run a buffer. There is like you've not.

[F]

There is a learning curve. There is a quality of work curve.

[B]

Do you remember when Cheech and Chong were in the studio and I had them redo Mexican Americans. That was like 15 years ago.

[D]

Barely American get up early in the morning.

[B]

Mexican Americans are in the NASCAR and skiing and other white. Oh, wait. Mexican Americans have, like, education. So they go to night school and take Spanish and make a be.

[D]

We'll have to find that and play it on the 27th for the anniversary. Last terrestrial show at the Gas Monkey Ice house.

[B]

Yep, yep. Dallas, Texas. Set your calendar. We will be there. And I'm gonna have the F6 there. The Ferrari. That's been all over the Internet a little too much. I had somebody call me yesterday. I was like, dude, I'm sick of seeing this thing in my feed. Yeah, sick of it. You said, you're starting to bug me. I said, I call Rollins. I didn't. I didn't over showing up a lot.

[C]

I'm. I mean, two weeks, man. We get two weeks left. I've been doing this show for 14 years. 13, 14. It's gonna be weird.

[B]

It's gonna be weird.

[C]

Yeah. Everybody's calling me. Hey, man, I'm like, I don't know. Where are you gonna be?

[B]

There is a chance.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

That we do stay.

[E]

What?

[C]

What?

[B]

There's a chance. I'm in negotiation. I mean, I'm. I. I just told him what it takes to. To stay. And I was like, y' all aren't going to do this, but this is what it would take for me to keep going. And they. And they've come back with some options that are definitely a better deal than what we have now.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

But I don't think it's enough. I mean, I'm like, no, I gotta have this, right?

[C]

Yeah, I got it.

[B]

And we'll see. I doubt it, but we'll see.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

I just want to stay home and watch cartoons, man. You know, I haven't seen the super friends since 1979.

[B]

Well, if you're a fan of the show and you want to get on our mailing list to keep up of where we're going next, go to jcwshow.com and click join. And there's been, like 10,000 people that have sent us emails. We've compiled a list, and we haven't. We're not. We're not going to spam you. We're just going to. We know. We never spam.

[C]

Just keep you in the loop.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Let you know.

[D]

You may get one email a month.

[B]

You may get one email from me saying, we're done. It was fun. I'm. Thanks for joining. Bye.

[F]

Dear Peter, give me back my bullets.

[B]

There you go. What were you saying? You hadn't seen Super Friends? And said, yeah, I don't know what. I don't know what I would do without Saturday morning. It's gonna be very odd. I was thinking about that driving out here this morning. It's gonna be weird because the structure of having to be on this microphone at 8:03am every Saturday morning for the past 20 years is. I've just gotten used to it. Very used to it.

[F]

Yeah, you know, that's. That's your organizational process. And I'm telling you it's not. And you've come a long way as an entertainer and as a public speaker especially.

[B]

Wow.

[F]

But it's not your. But it's not your background. And I'm telling you, when you lose it, the first time, you lose it. Really lose it. Lose it. Like, you're gonna miss that outlet, man.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

I'm telling you, you'll bounce off some walls.

[D]

Was that a compliment from Baba?

[E]

Kind of was.

[B]

I'd like to act like that didn't just happen.

[F]

Shut up.

[C]

It really was. It was.

[B]

Because I can't be hard on him if he's being nice.

[F]

Quit being a pisser, dude.

[B]

What?

[F]

Jeez. Every time I get mixed up with a bunch of white people I know is what happens.

[C]

It happens.

[F]

Honky, honky, honey, honky. Prek me and you prek.

[C]

Everybody's honky, but Prek.

[B]

Prek is a white. He's a black white man. I've got some very pre K. Is this in your soul? Is this a shtick? At what age did you. Did you decide to become barely American?

[D]

Look, I've said it before, man, from

[E]

the womb to the tomb.

[B]

All right. Actually, no, I'm just playing.

[D]

This has been a whole trick.

[B]

I actually talk like this, like, what age did you go to become a black man?

[D]

You know, it's.

[B]

I get. I get flashbacks. What's like talking to a guy? Like, when did you realize you were gay?

[E]

Stop.

[B]

I'm not saying being. When you took on. You identified as an African American. That didn't have anything to do with gay. It was just a change in your life. It was a switch.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Lifestyle. What age did you decide that you were, you know, not who you are, not. Not what you look like in the mirror. Well, you know, just like. Just like gay people.

[D]

I was born this way.

[B]

Take us out with that. Oh, the. Coming up next is the lightning round the dial a deal. The car segment. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. Yeah, we're live. 800, 800 radio call call right now. Make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. If you don't think this is real, do you remember the guy that called from Arkansas last week? Sure. And his friends stepdad died and left him a bunch of cars in the cars they're sitting out in the bar. Really? Yeah. That M6 and I just passed the haul truck coming in. He's heading back up there to Missouri to pick up the red. He's just scooping them out.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Yep. Be right back. Call in. That's how we buy cars. 800-800-7234 brought to you by America's best car buyer. Give me the vi n.com when he gets up under the lights, play his thing.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Jay in Floral city, Florida. You've got a 19 Tundra TRD with 38. You want $48,000 for it?

[E]

Yeah, that would be nice.

[B]

I mean, can I buy a brand new one for that?

[E]

Yeah, probably. Yeah.

[B]

So are you, are you just, are you autistic? Are you downsy. Are you just borderline art? What? What? Why can't I.

[E]

Why did you have to somewhat retard?

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I mean, I, I, I was considered hanging myself after that interview with a speech impediment.

[B]

That's pretty rough. Oh, y'. All. Yeah. Oh, yeah. All right, well.

[E]

And then you bites the dust after it.

[B]

Thank you, Jay. Thank you, Jay.

[D]

He caught that.

[B]

I did play that.

[D]

It was very smart of him.

[B]

Well, this is why people love us. Yeah, Mike in New Orleans. Real quick, what's your. What is your. Oh, I took the wrong call. Hang on. Mike works at a sex shop in New Orleans called Mr. Binky's. Says he's mopping up right now. Are you cleaning up after a hard night's work?

[E]

That's right.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold. We're going to take a quick break in music. Music break. And when we come back, we'll have Mike from New Orleans live from Mr. Binky's sex shop on Bourbon street with an update.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream at jcwshow.com.

[E]

They saying I drove a getaway car, but I cannot see. I'm legally blind. That's my story. I'm sticking to it.

[B]

I'm innocent. You can see though, right?

[E]

I'm Legally blind. I can see. Barely. I'm innocent. And Mama, I love you, Pop Only die.

[B]

Give me the best.

[A]

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[B]

I love that throwback. You got a Dear John letter in your. In your inbox.

[D]

JD Rock.

[C]

I do not.

[B]

I just sent it. 800-800-7234. Not on. It's your inbox. Inbox. It's his email thing. Call your America Online. Dial up and see if it's there. Mike in New Orleans. Tell me about Mr. Binkies.

[E]

So we're a little shot, a little adult, I guess. Hobby shop in Hairhan. I wish I could say it was the one on Bourbon, but I can't. False claim like that. You got all kind of toys and whatnot. I can't get into it on the radio, but it's a pretty cool place. I'm finishing my shift up. What is your age in the store? I'm 28.

[B]

And how long have you worked at Mr. Binky's sex shop?

[E]

About three years.

[B]

So you started at the ripe age of, say, 24? 25.

[E]

Are you 25? Yeah.

[B]

Are your grandparents still alive?

[E]

One of them is. My paternal grandmother is still alive.

[B]

Are they aware of your place of employment?

[E]

Absolutely not.

[B]

Should we call her this morning and let her know that you have graduated to Mr. Binky's?

[E]

Oh, God, please, no.

[B]

What about your parents? Do they. Are they aware of where you're employed?

[E]

My parents know. They think it's. They think it's hilarious.

[B]

Is it hilarious?

[E]

I think it's hilarious. I get hit on sometimes. There's some real interesting characters that come in here.

[B]

Are you bisexual?

[E]

I don't know. I don't even know at this point, Honestly. I've tried so much, I don't know where I stand.

[B]

I assume such that's where the question was sourced from. I figured being in that environment long enough, you've probably. Now, do people. Do y' all have little rooms in Mr. Binky's?

[E]

That's what I'm mopping right now.

[B]

You ever do room service?

[E]

Somebody's got to do it, man.

[B]

Do you perform room service?

[E]

Somebody's got to do. No. No room service. It's the people who, you know, enter. Enter at your own risk kind of thing. There's. We don't have people who get paid to be back there or anything.

[B]

I bet you've been invited before.

[E]

Oh, I've been invited plenty of times.

[B]

I bet you've joined before. Not one time have you Ever walk in?

[E]

Okay, yeah, I've walked in a couple times when I was cleaning. Yeah, a couple people, they didn't get the message. I'll go over the intercom and be like, hey, wrap it up, wrap it up. A couple people don't really listen. Some of them get a thrill out of getting caught.

[B]

I think we're on the phone with Mike in New Orleans, Louisiana. A sex shop worker at Mr. Binky's Emporium.

[E]

That's right.

[C]

Let me ask, does the room you're standing in right now smell like bleach?

[E]

Yes, absolutely.

[B]

That was what I was going to ask. Does he use bleach to clean up?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

No, not bad. That's great.

[E]

I've got the Lysol in my hands as we speak.

[B]

So what is.

[E]

Might be able to hear it. Listen. Hear that?

[B]

Yep. That's. Good job, Mike. Keep cleaning.

[D]

Wax on, wax off.

[B]

So I, I've never, I've never partaken in, in. In this.

[G]

But.

[B]

So what's the hustle? Do you go in there and do you rent a video or have a stream and you go in the room and turn it on the tv?

[E]

Yeah, it's like a little booth. You go in and you pay an entry fee and you can watch a little video, do your thing in the booth.

[B]

But why do you need to do that when you have it on your phone for free?

[E]

That's the main thing I never understood with this peeps. These people come in and buy these DVDs and spend hundreds of dollars and I'm like, you know the Internet exists, right?

[B]

So how. What percentage of your room attendees at Mr. Binky's sex shop Emporium and Extravaganza. What percentage of the people go into the room solo versus with another?

[E]

They all kind of go back here to interact with one another through the rooms, if you catch my drift.

[B]

Like the glory hole. Like Jerry Jones.

[E]

You said it, not me.

[B]

Okay, so are there glory holes between the rooms?

[E]

Yeah, I'm looking at two right now.

[B]

You know, I've thought about this before and I've built, you know, I've. I'm not a carpenter, but I've built walls before. You know, you frame them up with two by fours, so you've got four inches of width and then you put sheetrock on either side. Or in your case, probably that slick stuff. But I mean, that's four inches. Four and a half inches you've got to clear before you get to the other side. And the average length of a US American man is like five Three or four, eight or something. So how does that work without being too graphic?

[E]

Generous?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

I think they have custom built walls. The ones I'm looking at, they look like about an inch and a half thick, honestly.

[B]

Well, that could be a new hustle for you. See, like a lot of people that make a lot of money and have success in business, they get started in a trade.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And then they really get experienced in the trade and they come up with a new device and they leave places like Mr. Binky's and they start their own business. And I think your business needs to be a skinnier wall.

[E]

You might be on to something.

[B]

Skinnier wall for your pleasure.

[E]

Captains with shorter toe ropes.

[B]

Yeah. So like maybe, maybe a strong styrofoam. Right. And then you know what, like slick wall is that you have to put for state spec on the. In men's bathrooms you've got to have a slick wall. Double sided.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

You can buy it at Home Depot double for marker walls. Like you can use them for dry erase boards. So take, take a heavier foam

[F]

like

[B]

epoxy where you put two epoxies together. It blows up and then you. Half an inch or a quarter inch. And then take those two dry erase boards that you get Home Depot and you shape them and you glue them to those walls. And then you have prefab walls for the glory hole rooms.

[D]

They don't sound very sturdy, but you're

[B]

gonna have to give up. So in about every three feet you need to drop a steel dowel rod.

[D]

Okay, now you're talking.

[B]

Are you with me?

[E]

Sounds like we might have to go into business together.

[B]

No, I can't. I can't be part of this. I have a wife and kids and an image to maintain. But I want to help people like you.

[E]

But she don't know I want to.

[B]

I want to help people. Young entrepreneurs.

[D]

Yeah, I want to see you guys pitch this on a show.

[B]

My name is Mike. All right, Mike. That's your. That's your free, free advice of the day. God, the glory hole wall.

[C]

And you know how important we need to stop. I'm sorry.

[F]

Yeah, man. You're all hung up on Link though, right?

[C]

All right, you gotta listen to your

[F]

old pal Billy Star. Billy here.

[B]

Okay, Dirk Diggler.

[F]

We don't talk about average length. Has nothing to do with the glory hole game.

[C]

All right, let's stop.

[E]

All right.

[F]

If you gonna play. No, I mean, it's pay for play.

[C]

I know.

[F]

This is the pros.

[C]

Maybe you stop saying the G word.

[F]

You eat all the Cocaine.

[B]

You want.

[F]

You know, it don't matter. There ain't. No, listen, there's no regulations in this thing. I mean, you're gonna clear 12 inches or you should be in the glory hole business.

[B]

12 inches. Come on. What are you.

[C]

Mr. Ed, I'm asking you to stop.

[F]

Well, everybody in the glory hole am.

[B]

I'll never forget it as a young boy.

[C]

If he says it again, dump him.

[F]

Say what?

[B]

I'll never forget as a young boy when we were. My dad was in the horses. Oh, here we go. And if you hand breed a horse, like, you let the stud out in the. In the pasture to service the mares. But like, if you want to hand breed, when you put them on the stud in the mare, put holders on them lead ropes and the. Not a hundred percent American guys hold the horses. They live in the little trailer down.

[D]

Barely Americans.

[B]

The barely Americans. This is back in the 70s when I was watching the. The guys that were doing it were definitely barely Americans. And. And the horse would jump up on the. On the other horse's back and service it. And I was like, dad, what's that horse doing to the other one? And he said, he's picking the stickers off of her mane.

[D]

Oh, that's nice of him to say,

[B]

but I noticed this torpedo falling from below. It's like, Jesus Christ, what's that? So he would not need a quarter inch glory hole wall. That's the moral of that story. So if you're doing it with horses, then you could. Don't have to go. You could use a different spec.

[C]

Hey, I have a Dear John letter.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, we don't.

[D]

We could do that next. Coming up.

[C]

Oh, we ran out of time. We're darn the Charlie's like, screw your letter, man.

[B]

All right, coming up next, I do this, you go out because they get tired of hearing me go out.

[C]

I know what they're getting tired of hearing. And that was what we've talked about the last four or five minutes more of the John Clay Wolf Show. Yes, we have a Dear John letter coming up. And what is President Trump up to this weekend? You won't believe what we have. It's all coming up in the John Clay Wolf show. If you want to talk to John, 800-800-radio. 800-800-72344. John Clay Wolf show continues right after this important message.

[A]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com hit him up. 800, 800 radio. Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U.S. the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

John in Florida. What? Where in Florida?

[E]

Yeah, I'm down in Trumpland, West Palm beach area.

[B]

What's on your mind?

[E]

The Bible is terrible with the. With that mandolin thing. I heard it this morning early that's. He's terrible at it. And his impressions are getting worse and worse. Every Spanish guy sounds the same.

[B]

Wow.

[E]

Johnny Cash is all right.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Come on, Bob. What are you doing over there?

[F]

Which one's all right?

[D]

Johnny Cash.

[E]

Johnny Cash is good. Well, thank you.

[F]

You know, I've been sitting around waiting for opinions like yours to come in and tell me how to do my job.

[B]

Here we go.

[E]

I know, I'm just one more.

[F]

Here's a guy in Florida that wants to sound like Joe Pesci, but he sounds kind of like a queer version.

[B]

Hey, Baba, your voices aren't as good.

[F]

They're not as good as they used to be, Henry.

[E]

Well, I'm a blind guy and I'm good with voices, Bob.

[F]

Oh, sympathy. Such sympathy for you, man.

[E]

Well, I know.

[F]

Yeah, you work on your thing and I'll work on my thing.

[D]

Should we have a voiceover, buddy?

[B]

Yeah. I mean, John, if you want to try out for the impression job, we're all ears.

[E]

Well, what do you want me to do? You want me to cry like a baby? You know, that's not bad. What else you got?

[F]

Very convincing.

[B]

What else you got?

[E]

Pretty good, right?

[B]

Yeah, it's pretty good. What else you got?

[E]

Let me see. That ain't gonna get the Carmelo. She's gonna make the Gaba Galvy.

[B]

It's pretty good, though. I mean, it's not bad. The word blind guy.

[F]

The word is gabagool.

[E]

The Gaba gal comes out of you,

[B]

you know, in the morning.

[E]

The Gaba gal, you gotta wipe it off the cornhole, you know?

[B]

All right, so do you have a. You were criticizing Babo's Hispanic impers. Do you have a better one?

[E]

No, I'm not really an impressionist.

[B]

Yeah, but do you not have a

[E]

Mexican on the mood? It depends on the mood I'm in.

[B]

He's just like Bob O. He's making excuses. So while you're buying time, while you're buying time and putting together your Mexican impersonation, do you have it yet? Can you fire

[E]

this in, my friend? You know, you know, I gotta go down to the bodega and I gotta get the complex for the little children and. And my Cuban neighbor here, she's very nice. Alien and blast. They're from Cuba. And they're very, very good. Sometimes they talk like this and they call you higher because they're the baby, they're the bambino, you know what I mean?

[B]

These are the times I wish we had a video camera on our listeners. This would be so funny to be watching him do this. John, not bad for a white guy. Thank you. I take Bob over Mary in Houston. Good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

Hey John, thanks so much for selling all my cars last weekend.

[B]

Oh, this is Mary who. We bought her the Mopars, the 7, 7080 junk cars. Did you keep score? Okay, so if y' all watch our YouTube channel, you saw us go down to Houston, meet Mary. She's a longtime listener. Her husband had a horde of 71 to 73 chargers and she really didn't even know about him. So she sold the whole junkyard to us. And she wanted 150 grand and we gave. We did not give her 150 grand. And when we bought them, I thought that we were going to make some money. Did you keep score of what in? There were a lot of parts. So did you keep score of the total?

[E]

No, I did not. Well, I was on an airplane actually

[B]

that whole afternoon, I can tell you. So the auctioneers went down there, scooped all these cars out of your place, Right. Moved them down the street, paid $5,000 rent for a lay down yard so we could sort them out, moved all the parts, did a ridiculous amount of labor. And the gross profit on the deal was I think 16,000 on 90. No. And then if you take the hundred dollars a car we paid to move them, that's 7,000. So.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

And then the 5,000 for the lay down yard. So it was zero. Zero. It was absolute zero. And in the auction, the auction company got 10% of the buy fee, which was about seven grand. So they did like a ridiculous amount of work for seven grand. I can promise you he would never do that again. The auction company. So if you're.

[E]

I'm so sorry.

[B]

It's not your fault. It's not your fault. But I'm really glad that I held firm on my number. Remember when we were negotiating, I was like, I'm not. That's it, that's it, that's it. I did the right thing by not bumping on price. So feel good that.

[E]

Well, I really appreciate you taking care of it all. You don't know how much relief that is for me, so.

[B]

Well, it is handy and my kids. And if you want to, I'll tell you if you want to do a. I don't know, you know, we sold that rolls for you.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I think it brought three grand.

[E]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. If you want to, I can tell you the auction company's upside down in the deal. So if. If you want to just give them that as a tip, I would.

[E]

That'd be fine.

[B]

It would be. It would be the right thing to do. I'm telling you, they did a ridiculous. They're still down there today meeting people with wreckers and haul trucks and loading them out with their. With their forklift. Yeah, that. Anyway, I would do that for them if I were you. On those two consignment cards, you say you keep it because they earned it. They earned it.

[E]

They. They can have it. Yes.

[B]

All right, perfect.

[E]

I appreciate it.

[B]

Thank you.

[E]

I appreciate it. All that they've done.

[B]

Yep. Well, it was. It. It was a learning experience. And I can tell you, everybody that told me we were going to get rich on the parts, everybody was wrong. Like, the entire container that we sold full of parts, it brought 1800. It brought less than what you can buy the container for. And those motor blocks brought, like, $40. And the box of carburetors brought, like, $60. A set of Mopar doors, like, for a 71 charger, brought $10. It was crazy. But we had 800 people online. No,

[E]

they should have gone for a lot more than that. That's for sure.

[B]

They should have. But we had 800 people online. And then what I didn't tell y' all is there was a guy in New York or somewhere that bought a bunch of these. He bought, like, five of these cars. He was a junk dealer and a bunch of parts. And he had a stroke right at the end of the auction.

[E]

Oh, no.

[B]

So his wife called and said, we can't buy these.

[D]

You're kidding.

[B]

No. So the auction company. Auction company gets on the phone and calls the backup bidder on all this stuff and sells them for less to other people that bought other stuff. I mean, they worked and worked, but. Anyway, good stuff. It was good meeting you, Mary, and I enjoyed doing the video with you.

[E]

Hey, I enjoyed doing the video even though I didn't know you were gonna do a video that day.

[B]

It was. It actually turned out pretty good. You can see it. Mary and myself buying these Mopar junks at our YouTube channel to go to jcwshow.com. thanks, Mary. Okay, what do we have? We have. You just lost a listener or a Dear John or something.

[C]

Well, we had Dear John, but that was from her Believe it or not.

[D]

No, there's another Dear John, look, dreamy.

[B]

Not what I forwarded you. You're getting. You're getting rusty. Maybe it is time to retire.

[D]

I think it's because JD Did a lot of radio this week. More than normal.

[C]

Mary Williams, thank you so much for purchasing my Berkshire Field of Dreams. That's the email I got.

[B]

From me.

[C]

From you.

[B]

Then I sent you the wrong one.

[C]

There you go. Someone's getting kind of old. Maybe it is time for you to retire.

[F]

I think JD should be more careful about which emails he reads on the air.

[C]

Somebody downstairs at our door. Are we expecting somebody or do I need to go down with a gun?

[D]

No, no gun.

[B]

You can.

[D]

It's somebody we expect. You can come in. Yes.

[B]

They can wait until we're done with the segment.

[F]

Don't shoot them, J.D.

[C]

i'm just saying, don't show up at our door.

[F]

Maybe donuts.

[B]

It's ao.

[C]

Oh, ao.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

All right.

[D]

Yeah, don't shoot. I mean, you're just ready to shoot somebody, J.D.

[C]

kind of sort of. Cuz out here in the woods, man, it'd be so easy to hide, you know?

[B]

I was driving around in D.C. and in Philly and New York City and Jersey this week, thinking about people in their cars, listening to our redneck backwoods ass up there talking about this two horse, like, mystery Town, Walnut Springs. And I was like, it always hits me when I'm in the major metros and I'm realizing that what I know what we put out on the radio.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And it is not in line with what they're looking at.

[D]

No.

[B]

Out their windshield.

[C]

Oh, no. Oh, hell.

[B]

Hell no.

[C]

Not even close.

[B]

Oh, hell no.

[C]

I mean, it is planet.

[B]

It is worse than. It's a bigger contrast than Justine Wilson doing his cooking show back in the 70s across the country. It's very. But I could see how it creeps up on people because they get to escape.

[C]

Right.

[B]

The rigmarole of the major metros and looking at the projects with the blankets all over the windows and Yonkers and. Oh, speaking of, Margaret, if we do do. If we do keep going. We. We did get. They did throw in Q104 in New York City.

[C]

What?

[F]

Whoa.

[C]

Dude, that's huge.

[B]

They're trying.

[C]

Really.

[B]

But they chopped it off at 10.

[C]

The show ends at 10 Eastern Time.

[B]

It would. It don't make it like it's real because we're negotiating real. I mean, it's. It's an offer. They knew how important that one was to me, and I just finally said, I don't even want to continue this negotiation at all. If WAXQ Q104 in New York City's not on the table. If it's not the tables, forget it. Stop. Let's stop. I'm not doing it. And is the dumbest reason of all reasons. It's completely personal. I mean, how many cars are we really gonna buy out of Manhattan? I don't know.

[C]

There's a lot of cars there.

[B]

How rough will they be? Very.

[D]

Yeah, that's that part. Yes.

[B]

And I hung out at this wholesale shop in Teterboro with these guys. And I was seeing these cars come in and they're edgy. Dude. I mean, Cadillac, he was teaching me about Hasidic Jews.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

That's a whole different animal.

[C]

What?

[B]

And like, they buy it. They'll lease a car as a group.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Kind of like gypsies down here. And they'll just like. So these cars never get off the road. So they just go family to family. Like, it's like they're renting a community car. So I've got it from three to six, and then y' all can take it from six to nine, and then from nine to one, y' all can take it. It just keeps driving all day. Honda Odyssey vans, they just don't stop.

[C]

Yeah. They're like little buses, tons of miles.

[B]

But I think when they get turned in, they might not have tons of miles.

[C]

Never mind.

[B]

We'll be right back. 808. But you know I'm saying yes. Yeah. I do nothing like a screwdriver. What? A little screwdriver and a computer system could change. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars, the radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com.

[A]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Clay Wolf.

[B]

He's loaded, but he doesn't have it. I don't know what he wants. Jack. In Washington, dc. What do you want?

[E]

Hey, what's up? I heard you talking about the tiny bar. You went over there. I used to go on Jerome avenue for about 15 years back in the 70s, 80s and 90s.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And I used to buy all the foreign cars, by the way. I was a foreign car wholesaler in Washington, D.C. area. We said about 250 cars a month back then.

[B]

Yep.

[E]

I was. I was buying a setting on the phone. I had three phones running.

[B]

I used to go to Teterboro. I used to go to the room over in Teterboro when I was early in my career and.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And buy from those guys. Yeah, it's interesting. Thanks for calling, Jeff. He used the word T bar when he first started, and he can't say that on FCC radio, but if we were on YouTube, only then you could correct. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speech impediment. Terence, give me three quick news pieces and make it snappy. Speech impediment. Terrence, you there?

[E]

Yes, I'm here.

[B]

Three quick news pieces ready to go.

[E]

I got plenty of stories.

[B]

I just need three. One, go.

[E]

And.

[B]

Okay, story number one.

[E]

Hello. Mass shooting in Midland, Texas. The guy there, he was four or five years old. He was on the run.

[B]

Anyways, story two, go.

[E]

Okay, story two. Now, the spurs, you know they're alive in San Antonio tonight, right?

[B]

Oh, Story three, go.

[E]

One. US and Iran are close to making a deal to end that war. Get rid of it.

[B]

Thank you. Speech impedimentarians. Good job.

[F]

Strong at the finish. Strong at the finish.

[B]

Dear John.

[D]

We have.

[C]

Dear, Dear John.

[B]

Dear John.

[C]

This one comes from Kelly Armstrong in. In Grapevine, Texas. Dear John, what is the white stick thing? John Clee sticks up his nose occasionally? I think it might have maybe essential oils on it that he smells as I do also have these.

[F]

Nope. Cocaine.

[C]

And on a separate note, what happened to Uncle Roy?

[B]

Well, the first note, it's a boom boom stick, and it like. It's a menthol.

[C]

Menthol, yeah.

[B]

Shove it up my nose and take a hit off of it. Like essential oils or smelling salt wakes you up. I just feels good. I've always been a menthol. Menthol queer. I take Vicks and stuff, get up my nose in the mornings that don't get it. Don't go to the bathroom right after that.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Especially, like, if you Icy Hot, which is heavy menthol. And if you. If you go to the bathroom after having Icy Hot on your hands, you will. You will light up with a heat that you didn't know existed.

[F]

But Steely Dan music will sound awesome.

[C]

I bet it will. I bet it will.

[B]

And the Uncle Roy, he's around. He just retired.

[C]

Yep. Okay. People wonder.

[D]

Yeah, he's chilling home with his dog every once in a while. I'll text him. He goes, thanks for the. What do they call that checks when you're checking for elderly?

[B]

The wellness.

[D]

Wellness check. He goes, so thanks for the wellness check.

[B]

How old is he?

[D]

70s? Yeah, 75 probably, something like that.

[B]

Yeah. I remember when he got his prostate cancer fixed, they said they put a diamond, like a diamond thing in his sphincter, sphincter, whatever that is. And then they would laser into it and kill the cancer. Dorian in Pittsburgh, is that what happened to you? Did they, did they laser beam your sack?

[E]

No, no, they went into the front last Monday. I'm cancer free. Yeah. I'm in recovery. I'll be going to a rehab on this coming Monday.

[B]

They got it all for new listeners to the show. Speech impediment. Terrence is in Austin, Texas, and Blind Dorian, the strip club provocateur is in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. So, Dorian, did they laser beam your sack?

[E]

No, no, no, no. Blow my navel. All right. And I'm at North Hills Passiven Hospital, north of Pittsburgh. And I'm sitting in. My doctors just came through, took a look at me and gave me another pill to take, but looks like I'll be in rehab on Monday.

[B]

Congratulations.

[E]

All good, John.

[B]

Thank you. Congrats, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We don't give enough attention to Florida. Hi, Florida, Orlando, Tampa, Palm, how the hell are you? I think we're on in Gainesville too, or Tallahassee or something. Anyway, Florida news, we have it.

[F]

And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

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ryan.

[C]

So what did all the retirees do in Florida? Well, this particular retiree, 79 year old Florida man, been accused of getting a little handsy with himself. Not in front of his neighbors, matter of fact, in broad daylight while watering his yard. Why, of course he did. Here's the sheriff, Grady Judd, who's always kind of fun. He's always fun. Grady Judd, Sheriff. He's a little humorous here, explaining about the arrest of Gary Goldter. Kate.

[B]

It was sunny and he was watering

[F]

his grass with a hose in his

[C]

right hand and he had his crank

[F]

in his left hand and we don't like it, so we arrested him.

[C]

There you go.

[F]

Wow, a haiku.

[B]

He pull start himself.

[C]

Yes. There's a picture that goes with this one. So if you want to see this picture or this story, go to jcwshow.com and click onto our YouTube stream. Florida man had plans to sell his Nissan Altima online. Okay, so you put up photos of the car. You put up, you know, interior, exterior,

[B]

accidentally sent y' all, this one. This is awesome.

[C]

He put accidentally put up a photo of him and his own well, we must consider his lover. Here's cut number nine. We have the photo too, by the way.

[D]

That's cut nine.

[F]

Sounds like a music bed of some sort.

[C]

It does. Oh, that's. I know why. It's because we have actually his significant other in the studio with us. We invited him out here.

[B]

His homosexual Puerto Rican lover.

[C]

His lover.

[D]

I don't know if that's. That looks more Asian to me.

[C]

We have the man significant other with us here in the studio.

[B]

He's half Asian, half Puerto Rican.

[C]

Yeah, well, let's find out.

[B]

Let's. So let me, let me. Let me set this up cleaner for just people in their cars not seeing anything. You've got a guy listing his car and he added pictures of his car to the listing. And when he was going through his phone and he submitted the listing, he had a love picture of him and his. His gay lover. These are two, you know, 55 year old, heavy set homosexual Hispanic males that drive around in a Nissan Altima.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And we have the gay lover on the air with us this morning. Good morning.

[C]

Now what's your name? I'm sorry.

[F]

Greetings, my friend.

[C]

Good. Greetings.

[F]

I am DCU called Sia Pay dio.

[C]

Okay, I missed that, but all right, dude.

[B]

D,

[F]

This is Korean for disco spider.

[C]

You're Korean. Disco spider.

[F]

Disco spider.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

This is name I'm given by members of my underworld organization.

[C]

You have an underworld organization? Seriously?

[F]

I hear you have photograph of myself and my brother.

[C]

We do have photos. Well, you put it up on the Internet.

[F]

Kona.

[C]

Kona is beautiful, man. Well, he's all right.

[B]

I don't know what the hell he's saying. What are we talking about?

[F]

And rub and give a r tax free existence too.

[C]

We have pictures of his rubber.

[B]

Oh, his lover.

[C]

Lover.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And so.

[C]

Axel.

[B]

Axel.

[F]

And so. And so I say unto him, this Nissan Artemia must go.

[C]

The Ultima must go.

[B]

So his gay lover said, time to get a new car.

[C]

Time to get a new car.

[F]

The art the most goal.

[C]

The Ultima must go.

[F]

He deserves more.

[C]

He deserves more.

[F]

He must have rexos.

[C]

Alexis. He needs Alexis. So we're getting rid of the ultimate.

[F]

He must have rexos.

[C]

Okay, so you get.

[F]

And so.

[C]

So you're selling. I. Yeah.

[F]

Donut and Karachi. King of Orlando.

[C]

Donut and kolachi.

[B]

King of Orlando.

[F]

Put money for Nissan Ultima.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

We ask. Oh, $40,000.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[C]

I don't think you're gonna get 40,000 for boot. Oh, what? Oh, there's more benefit. What's the benefit very Raj.

[F]

We steal still 1212 one a dozen. Yeah, exotic monkeys from Orando Zoo.

[C]

But the Orlando zoo used and they

[F]

are in trunk

[C]

monkeys in the truck.

[F]

No one will see, no one will know.

[C]

Right.

[F]

You give 40, 000, 140000 we give our Dima.

[C]

Okay.

[F]

With only 192000 miles and right. All of monkeys.

[C]

All the monkeys come with it.

[F]

And Connor.

[B]

Yeah, live rexos.

[C]

Hell driver Lexus, your lover. Well, we.

[B]

Oh, the lightning round's coming up.

[C]

Yeah, lightning round.

[B]

I gotta set that up. Dollar deal. Dial a deal.

[C]

Do you have an Alexis you'd like to buy or sell?

[B]

800-800-7234, 800 buy my monkey. 808, go spank your monkey. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 8008007234 calling now. Lightning Round dial A deal's coming up. Sell us your car. I'll bet it on the air. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough are clean. All the bits are good. At America's best car buyer, Give me the VIN. Giveen.com, be right back in another part

[E]

of the world and you may find

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yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile. You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife. I'm worth more? I'm worth more?

[C]

You bet I'm worth more.

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We completely [e-mail], you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more more for good cars that give me the vin because they are worth more. And so are you. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks for top price, trust and ease of transaction. Givemethevin.com America's best car buyer, sell us your car.

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Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

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Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the VIN dot com.

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Hit him up right now.

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1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Tim and Norman Oakley. Homie. Go boomer. Sooner. Good morning. You're on the air. Thunder up, you've got a 21, 21 Challenger 392 Hemi SRT8 scat pack. Is it a Hellcat engine?

[E]

Yeah, it's. Well, no, let me turn my radio down right quick.

[B]

Okay. I don't think that the scat pack came with a Hellcat engine in that year, but you Know there's a lot of changes.

[E]

No, no, no, it didn't. It has a 392 Hemi and, and I ordered the car with a six speed manual transmission because I bought my first car when I was only 14 years old in 1967 Ford Mustang, which was the same year I was born.

[B]

Tell me more about your birthday.

[E]

No, no, no, no. But I bought, I bought a 67 Mustang, which was the year I was born. It was. It had a four speed manual transmission, but I was only 14 years old when I bought it. Out of mowing yards and, you know, doing yard work.

[D]

John. John, wake up. John. John.

[E]

Sorry, dude.

[B]

Anyway, you watch South Park, Kenny dies. That's what just happened. If you don't shut up about your. Your childhood, I can't bid the car.

[E]

Okay, okay. The car. I, I took it in to a local Dodge dealer.

[B]

Okay, stop. Just stop. Dude. Oklahoma. I, I'm. I want to be nice, but I've got to keep this moving. Do me a favor, Tim. I'd love to buy the car. And I'm not a jerk in real life, but on the air, I am. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Some of my guys will deal with you and they have more time than I do to listen to what happened at the Dodge dealer when you first got laid, what kind of transmission your 1967 Mustang had. I ain't got the time right now, but I'd love to buy your car. Just go to givemetheven.com he's the guy.

[D]

When they submit and givemetheven.com that it's a paragraph every time. And you know when you read that paragraph, you're like at the end of it, there's no way we're buying this vehicle because they care too much about the car.

[B]

Way too much.

[D]

Way too much.

[B]

And it also says show winner. Show winner is a show winner.

[D]

Oh, of course.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

We'll be right back. My name is John Claywolf by cars and radio for America's best car park. Give me the vin.com. but when we're on the air, we move pretty quick. So if you really want to talk about it in long form, just go to the website and you can, you can go to talk to one of my buyers and they'll listen for hours. Thank you. What have you got there? Divine inspiration.

[A]

Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing [e-mail] this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

I wanted to talk about the Crowd Crocodile hunter did you? Because I think yeah, you're gonna make them sad.

[C]

You know it was, it was tragic

[B]

at the time, but I think, I

[C]

don't know people calling me man, they're shocked. Oh hey, you wouldn't believe it.

[B]

Who got killed?

[C]

The crocodile hunter.

[B]

Don't, please don't make me laugh at this. This is not good.

[C]

He was 44 years old. I'm like that's a ripe old age for a crocodile.

[B]

And you know that be pissed about it. Were the crocodiles cuz he got killed

[C]

by some fruity fish. And you know the crocodiles were like hey man, that crocodile hunter got killed.

[B]

Who did it, Frank?

[C]

You don't even want to know, man.

[G]

Please, please don't do this anymore.

[C]

Bill, man, you had a chance.

[B]

When guy go man, I had a chance. I had that mother here

[C]

he was. Tommy was stick. I could have eat him and his.

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We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Hit him up on the cell phones

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800-800-RODIO and check out the podcast. Give me the VIN the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Norm's funnier now that he's dead than he was when he was alive. I'm getting a new respect for you maybe right for Norm MacDonald's stuff.

[F]

You may be right.

[B]

He's a funny bastard.

[F]

Yeah, it's going campings. Everybody hates my wife Patty. I can't really do the voice.

[B]

Norman, did you see Corolla in Seinfeld podcast this week? Did you watch it?

[C]

Yeah, I watched it.

[B]

It was good. So fun.

[C]

It was so funny.

[B]

Well, the funny part is so. And Adam told me this story about a year ago that he has a 935 Porsche which is like a. He says it's a 10 million dollar car. Jerry has a 935 Porsche. It's a 5 million dollar car.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Problems of rich people, rich people issues. And they're at a car eventually. And Adam. Jerry is showing Adam his 935.

[C]

Jerry is showing Adam his.

[B]

And then after that Adam wants to Show Jerry his 935. Sure. And Jerry said I'm good.

[D]

Really?

[C]

Wow.

[F]

What's that about?

[B]

Well, exactly so Adam was very insulted that his. He was not important enough to go look at his car. I showed you yours. You showed me mine. It's show and tell, right? Share. And. And then Adam went on a podcast and talked about this and said Seinfeld's a prick just like everybody says and here's why. And Seinfeld heard about it and he came into the studio to talk about it, but his answer was so belittling to Corolla, it was hilarious.

[C]

Do we have it?

[B]

No, I've got it in my head.

[D]

What was it?

[C]

What was it?

[B]

He said, adam, I know that you're a celebrity. You've got your star on the Walk of Fame now and all that, and that's cute, but I'm a different level

[F]

of celebrity, and that's cute.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

So he said, what you have to understand. We were at a place in the perimeter around my car, and where we were standing has already been cleared, and I'd shaken the hands and kissed the babies of the people that needed it, and I was staying there so that I could keep the public off of me. You wanted me to walk across the field to another area, and for me to get from there to there, point A to point B, I was going to have to shake a lot of hands, kiss a lot of babies, take a lot of pictures to go see your car. Sure.

[C]

That makes sense.

[B]

And that's why I said, I'm good. I didn't want to travel across the venue when I knew I couldn't, you know, I'd get.

[C]

Really get there.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

He said, I understand that you're not used to that level of celebrity, but that's why he said, now I'm here at your studio. Where's this damn car? Let's look at it. He said, well, it's down in Orange County. He's like, so we got to go to Orange county to go see your car now. And we're in Burbank.

[C]

That's greatness.

[B]

But that was pretty good.

[C]

That's funny.

[D]

That makes sense, though.

[B]

It makes absolute sense.

[F]

It's not as prickish as it sounds on the surface, but it is a bit of a curveball, though, especially if you hadn't thought of that. But Corolla probably should have figured that.

[C]

Should have figured that one out. Yeah.

[D]

Bring the car to him.

[B]

And actually, Corolla, we're not on California yet, are we?

[D]

No.

[B]

Yeah. So he's having an event next weekend at the Jordan Family Centeries. Aaron video they put together for Kroc9. You and JD. JD and Bobo. I was. Y' all did a local deal on our local affiliate in Dallas, kzps, and y' all did the morning show this

[C]

week on Friday morning? Yes. From 6 to 10.

[B]

How's that? It was great, actually.

[C]

It was a lot of fun.

[B]

Did it remind you of old times,

[C]

going out to remotes? Yeah, kind of, sort of. I mean, it's the blood drive it was fun to blood drive. Yes, it was fun. We had a good time.

[B]

Did you make blood drive humorous and entertaining. It sounds pretty boring.

[D]

I. I listened to it.

[B]

It was.

[D]

There was times.

[B]

Was it cringy?

[D]

No, there was never a cringe. Well, actually, there was one time. There was a character that was from the Netherlands, The Netherlands cheerleader he invited.

[C]

They were in town for the big soccer thing or whatever it is, and one of the cheerleaders dropped by.

[B]

Okay, so y' all are doing a blood drive at a remote in Dallas, Texas, for cps, right? And Babo decides to impersonate a cheerleader from the Netherlands that's in town for the World Cup.

[F]

Hold on.

[B]

Well, that sounds pretty good.

[F]

Hold on. That's exactly how it happened. Bobo decides to. Well, shut up, dude.

[B]

Like, we.

[F]

We planned this.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

J.D. was so.

[B]

J.D.

[D]

didn't want to have anything to do with it.

[C]

That's not true.

[F]

No. That's how John puts it. So Babo decides.

[B]

Was she hot?

[F]

She was 9ft tall.

[C]

She was beautiful. Sound beautiful? No, but she was.

[F]

In fact, she had a voice like Pavaran.

[C]

If you want, we could probably bring her up here.

[B]

I would.

[D]

Yeah. You know what? We should.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I think people need to hear what this character sounds like. It was a new character.

[F]

Was it really bad?

[D]

It was interesting. I want to see what John thinks about this.

[C]

She's in town for the big thing and we'll bring her up here. I cannot remember your name. I'm so sorry. Step up to the mic right. That microphone there, what was your name?

[F]

Johanna.

[C]

Johanna. Johanna was your name. And you are here for the big soccer match, right? My bad. World Cup. World Cup.

[F]

World.

[C]

We gave you the tickets to Billy Ray Cyrus. He came out. She came out to see Billy Ray Cyrus at Billy Bob's. We had free tickets, so I gave you about. I didn't know what.

[F]

Would you say this thing breaky.

[C]

13 times you've seen Billy Ray Cyrus backstage?

[B]

Backstage?

[C]

No, no, that was on the.

[B]

Thank you, Johanna. Thank you, Johanna.

[F]

It is pretty.

[B]

That's a good name.

[C]

They still let us stay on the air for another hour, correct?

[F]

I haven't heard a dime of negativity yet.

[D]

I was like, there's people in Dallas

[C]

have no idea what we're doing.

[B]

Speech impediment. Terence, can you do a Johanna impersonation from the Netherlands, the cheerleader?

[G]

Oh, boy.

[E]

Impersonate. I got you.

[B]

Can you re. Can you impersonate Johanna, the Netherlands cheerleader like Babo just did?

[E]

The Netherlands cheerleader? I don't know like I saw. I saw that. That gentle knew about ufo. The two lights were above, way out. I tried taking a picture, but.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

He's trying to give you a news update, Thomas.

[B]

Or no, this is Donald Trump. Donald Trump is calling in. Here we go. Donald Trump. Can you impersonate Johanna, the Netherlands cheerleader that's in town for the World Cup?

[E]

I don't know if I can, but I know that my boy, Babu Babarino, he definitely can. What a great American. He really is. And so are you, John. What a wonderful American. Some would say maybe the greatest American. I'm not sure. I might say it. Some would say it. I definitely say it.

[B]

So tell me about the negotiations with Iran. Did you. Did you get them stuffed in the corner? Are they buckling?

[E]

I gotta tell you, John, talking with these people in Iran, they like to say. I like to say Iran because I had to run from the last meeting. Honestly, they. They don't work very well. No, they don't. But they're dealing with the greatest negotiator ever here. Yes, they are. Really. Some would say the best negotiator.

[B]

Are we go. Are y' all seizing the. The war? Are you. Do you have a deal or not?

[E]

We don't really have a deal. We may have a deal. There might be a deal. I'll tell you what. There could be a great deal. If there is, it will be the best deal. That was true.

[B]

Do you have any updates on anything else America needs to know while you have the microphone?

[E]

Well, right now, I can tell you. Tonight is the big UFC 250America.

[C]

It's tomorrow night.

[E]

It's going to be on the White House lawn.

[C]

It's tomorrow night.

[E]

Tomorrow night. I'm sorry. Very busy day. Been working with Iran. I apologize. Travis Pastrana. Travis Pastrana. He'll be there with many other greats. They're going to jump motorcycles and drink beer. The American way. What we fought for. Yes.

[B]

All on your lawn. So you're having a party at your place with UFC fighters and motorcycle stuntmen.

[E]

You and call the cops? Because I am them, Bobby. You know what I mean? You can't come because it's. It's a great party. Very exclusive.

[B]

You know, we're having a motorcycle rally in Walnut Springs, Texas, at the end of next October. And I've been. You know, when we're sitting in the city council meeting, sure. They're questioning our events and what we're doing, and hearing Trump tell us about his party, it sounds very similar. We're gonna. We're going to have UFC fighters and we're gonna have motorcycle stunt people.

[C]

Oh my God.

[B]

So, Trump, you're clearing the way for us to have our party. I appreciate this.

[E]

I gotta be honest with you. I've listened to the show a long time. A great show, some would say the best show. That's why you're naturally syndicated right here in America. And I will tell you this about that. I got the idea from you there, John. You've done so many great trailblazing. And also, don't forget to go to givemethevin.com the one, the only, the original. The rest are posers. They're not real fake news.

[B]

Thank you, Trump. It's always good. Hang in there, get this war negotiated and have a big time at your party tomorrow night. I was actually drove by your house day before yesterday and I told them I was coming in to see you and they said that they that I wasn't on the list. So make sure to put me on the list so next time I pop in town when I'm in D.C. that I can get in and we can have a beer.

[E]

I'll tell you what, I'll put you on my list and you put me on yours. John, have a great day and God bless America. Thank you so much.

[B]

Thank you, Donald Trump, it's good to talking to you. My name is John Clay Wolf. This John Clay Wolf Show. We will be right back. No, I suppose I'll show all my

[C]

cool and cold like a jo.

[A]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com June 27th

[B]

our 20 year celebration of terrestrial radio. Doing this show will be at Gas Monkey Ice House in Dallas, Texas. And it is also our farewell show to terrestrial radio. I figured 20 years is a good time to cut it. I was driving around. Oh, there's something else. Incogni. Go to jcwshow.com if you want to get rid of spam bots and email spam all the robocallers. At the bottom of the JCW show page there's a banner. It says incogni Click that you get 60% off. We've all used it. We're all using it now. Amazing. It works wonders. Incogni is a way to stop people from bugging you with spam calls and spam emails.

[F]

It's freaking unreal. Did you ever think like, like do you have personal email like you Use your spam.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Filter a lot.

[B]

Sure.

[F]

Even when you do, do you see that stuff pop up and you're like, why is this person writing me? Why is this company? Right.

[C]

Where did it come from? Yeah.

[F]

Like, you just be. You come to accept it in a way, and when it all goes away, it's just. It's just freaking unreal.

[D]

Feel unpopular is what.

[B]

Right. Right. You don't give me email. Give me the vin.com. america's best car buyer also buys RVs, buses, travel trailers, motorcycles, jet skis. But they don't buy boats. Jet skis.

[D]

You sure?

[B]

D. We never bought one, have we?

[C]

No, never.

[B]

We should. I'd like a. I'd like a couple of 650 standup Yamaha jet Skis.

[D]

Gosh, how many hours?

[C]

Here we go.

[B]

It doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Okay. Yeah. I was. I, I. When my dad made me quit racing motocross, I started racing jet skis.

[E]

Skis.

[B]

And I miss it.

[D]

Really? You race jet skis?

[B]

I race jet skis.

[D]

I did not know this.

[B]

So, I mean, seven. I'm in seventh grade. I'm on a KX125. I could barely touch my toes on it. It was tall. It's a big bike. Went to the track. See, my dad would drop me off the track and come back and pick me up at the end of the day because he hated it so much. He wouldn't even watch me. He would make sure that my ID was in my wallet and my wallet was in my toolbox. He would drop the trailer off and leave. Yeah, in the morning. And so you do two motos in a motocross race the morning, one in the afternoon. So finally he came out and watched me. And it was like the first day of me racing this KX125. I pulled the whole shot. I win the moto. I'm in seventh grade racing a bunch of high schoolers. And he said, man, that was impressive. You've really come a long way now. Load it up. Let's go home. I was like, there's another moto. He's like, no, there's not. Like, what do you mean? He said, you're done. He said, now you're going fast. He said, now you won't get hurt. Now you're gonna get real hurt. So he made me quit racing. Ironically, I did get hurt at 32 when I started racing again, when I had my own money and I broke my back and cut my spinal cord and I paralyzed myself. So he was right.

[C]

But he Was right.

[B]

But I. I had the racing blood in me, so he got me a jet ski and I started racing Jet skis.

[D]

Was it a stand up one? Yeah, those are. They're not easy to use.

[B]

No, it's not easy to use at all. And actually it was just as dangerous in reality because these crazy bastards run over you. So you had your helmet on, and when they'd come at you, if you were down, you just stick your head under the water and let them running over your back.

[D]

So were you able to, like, dive down?

[B]

Oh, yeah, I was good.

[D]

Back up. That's great. Like that? Wow.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

That's. I. I would not have seen you do that.

[B]

Now I'll show you pictures.

[D]

All right.

[B]

So, yeah, I'd buy a J550 or a 650. Yeah. Do they still have those? Yes. Kawasaki makes a 850.

[F]

Bike Life for us.

[B]

Wet bikes were hard to ride. Wet bikes were weird. I don't know if you remember wet bikes.

[C]

I do.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Where most of it was under the water and then you. You have to get up on it. Like a water ski.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't remember that.

[F]

Very odd configuration.

[E]

Man.

[B]

Philadelphia. Good morning, Philadelphia MGK listeners. I had a cheese. You know, Philadelphia. I was driving around there. I spent Thursday. I was in Philly all day and met with the staff up at Hubbard Broadcasting who carries our show. Met with the. Did the PD Sit down. The program director. Sit down.

[F]

Oh, How'd that go?

[B]

Very disappointed. No.

[F]

You were disappointed?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Not enough hate mail.

[D]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I didn't have any complaints.

[B]

He had a little bit, but he said they're just sniper shots. Like no, you know, riots around the thing. We're gonna shut you.

[D]

You were hoping to get something bad.

[B]

Yeah, I like stirring them up.

[E]

So.

[B]

So, I mean, it was. It was a little disappointing that. That he wasn't as mad at me as he needed to be. Normally, when I sit down with program directors, the level of hate was much, much higher.

[C]

Right. I'm so glad we have you here, John. Sit down.

[B]

Right. I mean, you. I've been.

[C]

You're here.

[B]

I surprised. Attacked him. I just showed up.

[C]

See the stack of letters, John? We're gonna read them one at a time.

[B]

So we need more hate out of Philadelphia from you.

[F]

You know, John, about people who are almost American. And I agree 100%, but people don't know if you're talking about, you know, immigrants or Quakers or maybe the Amish. You could get, you know, you get. Get Hubbard in a lot of trouble. There, buddy. They always call you buddy.

[G]

Buddy.

[B]

Buddy.

[F]

Corporate guys.

[C]

Our research shows.

[F]

John, let me tell you something you never thought about before. When you describe a woman on the air as fat, every woman out there that hears you, whether they're fat or just simply ugly as sin, they're gonna hate you and turn us off. And they're not gonna hear about the big fourth of July sale at home Depot.

[D]

It's always back to the sponsors.

[F]

And that's a bitch. And I don't mean bitch in that way. Buddy. These guys. These guys, they talk to you.

[B]

He was actually pretty nice. He's been there for 33 years.

[C]

Oh, my God. In radio?

[B]

Yes. At the same place.

[C]

Years. In radio.

[B]

Yeah. Philadelphia isn't a city. It's a museum. I mean, the city is a museum that occasionally serves cheesesteaks.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Everywhere you go, somebody's explaining who signed the declaration of independence there, who boxed this there, who got shot here, who founded America there. It's like walking around inside a Kinsburg documentary. It is heavy duty.

[C]

It is a lot of history.

[B]

Pats and Geno's, whatever. But, yeah, it was. It was.

[C]

And you want to see our Rocky statue. I know you do.

[B]

Yeah. It's really pretty.

[F]

All right.

[B]

I mean, that area of the city is basically the Smithsonian.

[C]

Yep. It's beautiful.

[B]

It's pretty neat. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[D]

Did you take the wrong turn and hit the Gabor hood?

[B]

No. Where's the Gabriel?

[D]

They have a Gabriel down there? When I was a. They had. This is. This is what the. The Dallas Cowboys would stay in the Gabrihood area. When I travel, this is back in 2004 with a team because they wouldn't have anybody throwing eggs or anything like that down there. Because it's safe. Because if any other neighborhoods they stayed in, it would be constant egg throwing, just dog cussing. This.

[B]

That.

[D]

So I'm surprised. Yeah, it's. It's a safe, nice neighborhood for Texans.

[B]

Okay. So the Texans need to lodge in the gay part of town.

[D]

Yep. Yeah. I can't remember the name. I know people are in Philadelphia right now. They know the name of that town or that area. I'm sure they're yelling in it.

[B]

Call it in. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 723-4. 800, 800-radio. The gayborhood. What is the official name of it? Yeah.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Everybody's got one.

[B]

So when you would go to Philly, you traveled with the cowboys as a sports reporter and did you get beat up?

[D]

No, just harassed. Never physical, but just harassed. Beer thrown out at one time.

[B]

Yeah, because they took a beer and just threw it at you.

[D]

Oh, just like, right in the face. I had my microphone say, I'm from Dallas, Texas. That was the wrong thing to say. I learned that very fast of that. So the next time I went down, I was just saying, oh, you know, we're just doing radio, just trying to get some audio.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

Yeah. They don't like folks from Texas at all?

[B]

At all.

[D]

At all, no.

[B]

Well, it seems that the New Yorkers don't either when they started physically assaulting all the spurs fans on Tuesday night after the game, after the loss in Madison Square Garden.

[D]

It's not a good look. New York, come on. I mean, just wins with some dignity

[B]

maybe, you know, just a little bit.

[F]

New York, dude, they cussed Elmo on Twitter.

[C]

You know, Midtown Village is what it's called, by the way.

[D]

Midtown, that's right. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Midtown Village.

[F]

That's precious.

[B]

David in Pennsylvania.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you Philly? Are you Philly? Are you Pittsburgh?

[E]

No, man, I'm Philadelphia. Let's just get this right out of the way as we start. Go Birds. Dallas sucks.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

All right, all right. I'm just going to clear it up right off the bat, my friend. I'm sorry, my friend.

[B]

19 scat packs.

[E]

Anyway, that place is the way that the name of that place is not Midtown Queen. It's called Queen Village.

[D]

Queen Village.

[B]

So the Queens live in the Queens Village.

[E]

I mean, basically, it's all for, like, 2nd and Bainbridge. Anything over there, from Bainbridge to Fitzwater and all those neighborhoods.

[B]

What could I do to stimulate more hate mail to the program director in Philly?

[E]

Keep talking about Dallas Cowboys.

[D]

Hey, they're gonna be good this year.

[E]

Yeah, that's it, man. The birds. You know, that's. I'm a die hard, almost 60 years old, so as long as I can remember, I'm an Eagles fan, so.

[B]

So you have a 19 scat pack, wide body, 84, 000 miles, trophy winner, green goblin, airbrushed under the hood. You're just keeping it classy, are you, Mr. Philly?

[E]

What. What.

[B]

What motivated you to airbrush? You don't sound Mexican. What made you airbrush underneath the hood?

[E]

You know what? Got a Puerto Rican wife, My son and I. No, no, no, man. I'm a. I don't even want to get too much in because people are going to know exactly who you're talking about. I keep talking about my family and stuff.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Because I'M well known in the area. I got, I have 10 children and I've been married 35 years. A lot of people know me. All right, here's the point. My, my 15 year old son said, hey, let's make a scheme of the car because I like to do car shows. So I said, you know, hold tight.

[B]

Many people, hold tight. We got to go to break. We got a hard out. We'll be right back and we'll talk to him on the Stream. Go to jcwshow.com and click listen live and I'll pick him back up on the stream. Be right.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay wolf.

[B]

Good morning California. Wake up. How are you? San Diego case G B K L O S 955 LA the Point in Las Vegas, 97.1 and several other little ones around Tucson.

[E]

What up?

[B]

How are y'?

[C]

All?

[B]

You know, we've got a friend in the studio this morning with us. We'll keep him anonymous for non compete versions. Okay. But he worked at, at the station that we have been on our flagship station in Dallas for about. I think we've been on ZPS for about six years. But he was around that and I was asking him, you know, the, the hell we've caught from program directors and in radio station staff over the years. I'm celebrating that now. It's been 20 years and I was wondering, Mr. X, when, when you moved over there, do you have any hate? Like I could feel the hate from some of the talent like Heidi and Frank in la. Great friends. We showed up. We talk crap, they talk crap. They took us in in Houston, Texas, Rod Ryan show. They did not take us in. I think enough time. It's been like eight years now. They're used to us, but whenever we show up on a station, there's always a problem, right? And, and you being a producer in that station, did you ever hear any of the hate that people had for us from, from listeners or from staff? From staff? I think A, it's got to be staff that are rooted in this state and this state's culture, okay? To be able to get the JCW show off the bat. Second of all, I think it's a control thing right on their end. Who the hell is this jerk showing up on my station talking smack, feeling as confident as we do? Talking smack? I thought you talk about me. Oh no, that's that, you know, who the hell does this guy think he is showing up on Saturdays Acting like he owns the place. That's really what I always figured it was. Yeah. Yeah. And there's been other talent on that station that. That intimidates them in the same way. They're not there anymore. You know, Ted McKay hated my guts, and I love that guy. Chef from South Park. My favorite DFW radio jock. He's got the best voice, best delivery. Classic rock jock. Is he working anywhere now? He is on a stream. He's on a live stream radio station with some other outcasts from the rock station scene here. Yeah, but see, I felt like Bo really hated my guts, but he started coming around slowly. Nope, nope. A friend of yours and him have butted heads. Good friend of yours? Partner. Yours partner. A newish partner, if I have my data correct. Boy, I don't know who that would be. Who? Oh, oh, oh. Gas monkey. Yeah, yeah, there's headbutting there. And when the partnership between you guys happened, I imagine he probably felt a little oil and water. Yeah, it's. It's been fun. It's been fun navigating this for the past 20 years. And how's it go? Oh, yeah, I mean, it's just been such ridiculous. Chicago was the worst. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Chicago was the worst. And they read me off this. This list. No Polish jokes. I'm like, first of all, I don't know any Polish jokes. I really don't have any Polish jokes. But now that you brought it up, you know, entertain me. Give me some Polish jokes. And he didn't have any good ones. Now that you brought it up. Yeah, but he was a homosexual and he was very. He's very sensitive.

[D]

You're not gonna be on that.

[B]

Very, Very, very sensitive. Oh, no, this is Texas, man. Yeah, but it's. I mean, we just let it fly. It's all good, man. I mean. What?

[C]

Nothing.

[B]

No, there's nothing wrong with homosexuals.

[D]

No, no. Just calling them out there.

[B]

But I didn't say his name. No. Did I say his name?

[D]

No, you did not.

[B]

Did I even say what radio station he might be on? No. Nope. No.

[F]

It's so rare, John, for anybody to even go that direction with people. You're just stating the fact you're not openly denigrating the guy. But that's, that's, you know, instinct for people. We're trained. We don't. We don't say that anymore. Right.

[B]

What percentage of the population is homosexual? That's a good question. I think it's about 2. And I think they make about 50% of the noise.

[C]

Both of those numbers are accurate? They are, sorry. 1.1.7 is the number you're looking for.

[B]

And is there a noise filter?

[C]

I don't think there's a noise meter.

[B]

Speaking of Chicago, Left Hand Louie. Good morning. What have you got?

[E]

Got a guy who's selling a collection of cars. It was his father's who passed away. He wants to sell all of them. It's 69 Ferrari 365 GT2 plus 2. It's a black car. It's restored. 64 Alfa Romeo Spider. 69 Dodge Dart convertible with I believe it's got a 440 in it. Good. 64 Jag E type convertible, restored black car. 69 Cadillac series 62 convertible. It's a white car that's restored. 69 C10 fleet side. And a 13 Porsche 911.

[B]

What's that Ferrari worth? Some of them are worth 300, some of them are worth a million. And I forgot the specs in that.

[E]

Yeah, I think, I think a couple hundred thousand, maybe 200.

[B]

It sounds like you just rattled off half a million dollars worth of cars. Roughly.

[E]

Probably.

[B]

All right, I'm gonna have. I'm gonna have my guru call you that handles that weird left handed stuff like that. Alpha and the Jags and get him in touch with him and y' all get to work. Thank you.

[D]

Left Hand Louie in Chicago.

[B]

Left Hand Louie in Chicago. We don't know if he is straight or not. When. We don't know if he was a program director in a previous life.

[C]

Nope, we don't.

[F]

Are we sure about that guy?

[B]

We're never sure about anybody.

[F]

I never, I don't remember ever hearing that, but I mean, I believe it.

[B]

Did you watch the video on our YouTube thing of me negotiating with the Saudi guy that is repping the royal family on the group of Jaguars we bought the cars.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[B]

After eight months of negotiation. I mean, it's like a Chinese fish market. It just wouldn't end. And then he brings us all the titles and they're all stamped for export because they sent them to Dubai, restored and brought them back. Didn't straighten the titles out. So like, okay, here's what we're going to do. Here's what we're going to do. I'm going to pay for half the cars now, give you the money. I'm going to take possession of the cars because it's going to take a year to recon these cars. Sure. And then as you work these title problems out, we're going to start paying for the Rest of them one by one, or we'll just do it in two chunks, 25 and 25. Other than that, you've got to send them all back to Dubai because they can't be sold here. I need my money. I need my money.

[E]

Why?

[B]

I need my titles. I need my titles. So. So we've made a deal there. And I called a friend of mine up in St. Louis that is. Has. Is good with restoration recon. And I said, gary, I don't have time to jack with these cars. Here they are. I think they make money, but it's a lot of work. And he called me back and he said, let's do it. So we're partnering them. So the good thing is, is we got the deal done and I don't have to jack with it.

[C]

Perfect.

[B]

Because the jacking with it part's a big pain in the ass. We have some cars that I dug out of Arkansas last week. Guy had two M6, 1988 BMWs, a 1972 3.0 CS with a race motor and a 1992 or three BMW M3. And I'm queer for 80s model M's. I want one of each. I got an M3 out there now. I've got two M6s, and I need an M5. And then I'll have it.

[D]

Then you're good.

[B]

No, then I'll have three different colors. So I have to start swapping people to get three of the same colors in the M3, M5, M6.

[D]

What's the color you want?

[B]

I don't care. White or black or red. I don't really care. I just want three of the same. And when I get that lined up out there, you'll know that those are going to be there a while.

[D]

That's your little.

[B]

That's my gay thing. Right. It's just everybody's queer for something.

[C]

So many sound drops.

[B]

And that's one.

[D]

Oh, that is. That's a definite mark right there. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

I was just thinking the first good one I've heard and, you know, and it was clean.

[C]

None of us were talking. There's no music.

[D]

No.

[B]

Oh, you got me good.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Do you have any.

[F]

You got you good.

[B]

Can you show me some good drops that you have of me where you insert on people and makes it sound like I'm saying things. Oh.

[D]

I mean, you know, there's plenty when the collar's on a female.

[B]

What age did you lose your virginity?

[D]

I mean, that's always a great one there, too. Yeah. Let's see.

[B]

Here I'm about to bang my stepmom.

[D]

That was weird. I don't know what you're talking about when you said that.

[C]

I think I do.

[B]

Bark like a dog for me.

[D]

That's a weird request that you have for females. This one's a good one too.

[B]

Have you ever had intimate relations with a woman?

[D]

I mean, it's an important question.

[C]

How about Tommy Lee? We have any regarding Tommy Lee?

[B]

Oh yeah.

[D]

Which one you got here? Oh, this one's a good one too. This is odd.

[B]

I love bestiality.

[D]

I didn't know you like that.

[F]

All right.

[B]

I like to have sex with horses.

[C]

See, Best to bring that out, John.

[D]

Yeah, it's always good. This one's a weird one.

[E]

You're.

[B]

I'm a ram when you're an animal

[D]

all of a sudden.

[B]

But I never like to have sex with horses. That's not true. Now I do remember a time somebody said it. There was a guy, a barely American that was working in a barn as a what they call a groom, right? And she a horse feeder water thing is like a five gallon bucket hanging on the wall. And she kept coming the. The owner of the stall kept coming in the horse and noticed that the bucket was on the ground turned upside down and she couldn't figure out how the horse was getting the bucket off the chain and flipping it over in a stall. And so she put a camera up and she saw the barely American took the bucket off the wall, flipped it upside down, would stand on the bucket in bestiality. All I could think about is Tommy Lee Schloss. That's right. My name is John Clay Wolfe. This is John Clay Wolf show. We will be be right back. Remember you can stream us [e-mail] Click the live button. Car calls coming up next. Dial a deal so call in now if you want to sell me your car on the radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average rough for clean. We'll be back in three minutes and I'll take your calls to the air. No one needs anyone.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vid dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Charles in Denver, Colorado. This is a car everybody can relate relate to 2015 Kia Kia Soul with only 155000 miles on it.

[E]

Holy.

[B]

Yeah. Is It a stick. I hope it's a stick, and I hope it has hail.

[E]

Oh, no, no. It's a sport mode, though. You know, you just kind of click it over and you work it that way.

[B]

So you want 2000 and I'm 500 is what my guess is.

[E]

Pardon me?

[B]

I'm gonna guess that you want 2000 and I know that I'm 500. Am I right?

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Okay what?

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Ah, where do we sign the papers for 500?

[E]

500?

[B]

No, no, no.

[E]

I thought we went 10,000.

[B]

No, I said you probably want 2,000, and I want to get 500.

[E]

It has a brand new engine, less than 10,000 miles on the end.

[B]

Keep it. Give it to your niece.

[E]

Yeah, my daughter doesn't want it.

[B]

Of course she doesn't, because who the hell wants a mild out whopped up Kia? That's why I've got to get 500. Whoever. Whoever put the engine in it should be shot because there's no. That was a very poor life choice to spend the money to put a new engine in. 150, 000 mile Kia. Oh, no.

[E]

Kia did it free.

[B]

Okay, well, then pull the engine out and sell the engine. I'm gonna tell you the car, the engine in the car is worth more than the car. So I would pluck the motor and transmission out of it. I would take. Put it on the floor, take a picture of it, put it on ebay or Facebook marketplace for 1500 and sell that and take the car, call the scrappers and have them crush it.

[F]

So do you want to make a trade then?

[B]

I'm a 500 buyer. I don't want to mess with any of you. I. I really want to get off the phone.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Bye, Charles. That's just service. Like lawyers have to do pro bono work. That's pro bono work. If I give 500 and then I tow it and then I sell it and I pay a selfie, I'm either gonna lose a hundred or break even. There's no chance of a profit anywhere in that car. The advice I gave him is actually the right advice real quick. Artie. Artie, you want to give me a motorcycle helmet?

[E]

Yeah. All right, guys. I heard. I heard one of y' all earlier talk about your parents dropping you off at a. With a trailer at a motocross place.

[B]

That's correct.

[E]

And I did. My parents, my best friend's parents, and my parents do the same thing. They dropped us off at 7 o' clock in the morning.

[B]

Yep.

[E]

And left us there till almost dark.

[B]

Yep.

[E]

And we race motocross. I. I'm sitting here looking at a Bell motor store that has a sticker in the top of it of 1970.

[B]

You've been drinking.

[E]

I'm 60. 70. Pardon me.

[B]

Have you been drinking this morning?

[E]

No.

[B]

Okay. Because it sounds like you're a little, like, a little tipsy.

[E]

Look, man, I had a motorcycle wreck in 2023, and I'm on pain pills. A lady pulled out in front of me, and what. What the hell can I say?

[B]

Did you have your Moto Star helmet on when you wrecked?

[E]

No, I had a HJC Ghost Rider helmet on when I had the accident.

[B]

Plus, I would love to take. I would love to have your helmet, and I'll hang it on the. The wall. And the Walnut Springs Roadhouse, our honky tonk bar and grill. Go to jcwshow.com and hit con email John, send it over. We'll get you the address, and I'll put it up there with a plaque. Send us a picture of you laying there on the ground with your wreck too, and we'll put it under the helmet.

[E]

I don't have a wreck.

[B]

All right, we'll be right back.

[A]

Hey, for all things. Gimme the VIN. Check out jcwshow.com.

[D]

My doctor looked at me and said,

[C]

brian, you are way too sedentary. So I vowed in that moment to get a dictionary, but I haven't gotten around to it.

[B]

You know, just been laying around a house.

[A]

Let's get back to the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the [e-mail].

[B]

well, you want to talk. You want to talk about mixed emotions?

[C]

Sure.

[B]

My father in. My former father in law passed away this week.

[C]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

[B]

So my daughter's granddad.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And I just.

[E]

I don't.

[B]

I cared about that guy more than I should have to take. Lars. No. Former father in law.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

From my first marriage.

[F]

I forgot all about the former. Yeah, right.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

And he died, and I actually had a moment with him. There's a litigate. I don't want to get into that, but there was a. There's a litigation going on. And I pulled the record on it. I had my assistant call the courthouse, pull it. I read it, and I was like, oh, wow. Guy knew is out there. And I got in the car and drove to his house that morning early, knocked on his door, and I hadn't seen him in person. I hadn't seen him in person a little while, but I was like, hey, man, this. This is gonna kill you. I Just told him, okay, he's 87 years old. I know him well.

[G]

Right.

[B]

I said, this is gonna kill you. And I said, you don't have anybody to help you with this and I'm worried about you. You. And that's nice. Then we talked for about two hours and he died. It was about three weeks ago.

[C]

Oh, wow. This is recent.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. I mean, he was 87 years old. You died when you're 87 years old. But the stress of that deal, I was like, you ain't gonna make it through this. Because I've been through stuff like this.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Legally. And the depots and all that stuff. I said, the whipping, the whipping is gonna get you. And he's gone.

[C]

I'm sad.

[B]

Yeah. But it was, it was interesting. I don't mean, you know, some guys out there can probably relate. Like they miss their father in law.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Mr. X.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Or sure.

[C]

Yeah. Or mother in law.

[B]

My case mine was not me. My mother, my ex mother in law is fine. I liked her. But this guy was a mentor of mine. This guy, he didn't have any sons. He had one daughter. And he's a big business guy and he taught me a ton. And going back through, I mean, he used to call me, you know, meet me at the airport, seven o', clock, I was in college and called me back, oh, dress, dress like you mean it. You know, he, he talked to me like a dog a little bit. But I respected him so much. I did everything he said for the most part. And, and we jump on his jet and fly to Cleveland. And he owned a company called Anderson International that they'd had for 40 years. And, and sit in on a board meeting and come back and then they own Traders Village.

[F]

Yep.

[B]

And, and I was, you know, he, he would drag me around and show me behind the scenes. That's interesting. He was teaching me to be his replacement. We were sitting in, in Houston one time in a meeting, Treasure village was about 25 years old. He's like, you better be nice to this guy because he's going to wind up replacing me. And I was like, whoa, what? So I was taking that serious seriously.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And now I can tell you also, when we got divorced, he turned on me like a bad dog.

[D]

It's his daughter.

[B]

Daughter, Yep. But, you know, I just, I just. And that's what I wanted to go tell him that morning is how much he really talked to you and how much he really meant to me. And then we got it out and, and I told him why I was mad at him too, because he had so much money. He was always, like, leery of this and like. Like everybody wants something from him. Right? I'm like, dude, I've made it. I'm good. I'm more good than you even know. There is nothing that I need from you.

[C]

Right.

[B]

At all.

[C]

That's cool.

[B]

But I want to help you.

[C]

It's nice to come from that point,

[B]

but I want to help you. And the reason. Part of the reason I'm as good as I am is because of things you taught me. Sure.

[C]

That's what a legacy.

[B]

So it was really, you know, and when I left that morning, I called my real wife and she said, how did it go? And I said, if he dies tomorrow, my conscience is clean.

[C]

Yeah, good, good, good.

[D]

I was gonna say that's. That was cleansing.

[C]

Rare that you get a chance to do that.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Most time people go, I'll get around. I'll call him. I'll send him a. We'll get together. And it never happens.

[B]

Well, dude, I've been trying to call him for about two years, knowing that his health was bad, to have that conversation. Hey, what are you doing? He'd always answer the phone, I need to come by and talk to you. Ah, he always come up with an excuse. This time I just went and showed up at his door, knocked on it 7:30 in the morning.

[C]

You're so good at that. I've seen you do that. Not with him, but with business people before people that won't see you. You show up at the office.

[B]

Yeah, I just, like, we gotta talk because I think this is my last chance to talk to you. And I got some stuff I want to get off my chest.

[C]

Awesome.

[B]

And it was. It was good.

[D]

So take the time to actually do do it. That's.

[B]

That's.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So good advice to do.

[B]

He was car. He was car queer. Big time. And he'd always called me Henry Ford. It's a compliment. Oh, yeah. No, he. This guy believed me. And he was always, what, dude? When I was 20 years old, like 21, I'd be at my wholesale lot working. And I was. I don't know if we were married yet or engaged, but I would see him get a little. Yeah, I got it.

[C]

You'd see him at a distance or something.

[B]

He would be hiding across the street in a park.

[F]

Oh, wow.

[C]

To look.

[B]

To watch you watching me work.

[C]

That's wild. That's wild. Literally, it's an angel.

[B]

He was just there. He wasn't an angel.

[C]

I just mean somebody watching over you with good intention.

[B]

Absolutely. It was an audition is what it all was. He was trying to see how you

[C]

worked, whether you worked.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And your, you know, he taught.

[B]

You know my thing with wholesale.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Why don't you sell to the public? Why don't you sell the public? Why don't you sell the public? He had so much experience because they were in the grocery wholesale business.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And then they got in the grocery retail business. And he said the second you do that you're, you're screwing your customers over. When you go retail like so I supply dealers with cars. Sure. For 30 years. Sure. He said when you go do the retail thing, that makes sense. The car space is a big business. But he said you're still hurting them down deep and they won't forget it. And it's going to hurt your wholesale business. You need to be in the wholesale business or the retail business. Don't try to serve both.

[C]

One or the other.

[B]

He told me, when you fire people, you know how I never fire people.

[C]

Yep. We all know.

[B]

Said you'll never understand what it really costs to fire people until about 18 months after they're gone on.

[C]

Huh. Interesting concept.

[B]

He, he, he would, he was just like, you don't realize it's, you know what it really, what those people are doing, what will come up. And people you got to get rid of even if they're poisonous and toxic. You just replacing a key person is.

[C]

You don't know how deep the roots go.

[B]

It's a big deal.

[C]

Yeah. And you're really good at that.

[B]

And I remember, you know, one thing he told me and people ask me all them, when are you going to sell? Give me the vin. When are you going to sell? Give me the end. Why didn't you still give me the VIN? Right. So I'm sitting there talking to him 20 something years ago. And they've got Traders Village and it's a big deal. And it goes in Houston and San Antonio. And they said, I'm like, why don't you do a couple more of them?

[C]

Sell it.

[B]

Why have you sold it?

[C]

Package them up.

[B]

And he yelled at me, why the hell would you sell a business that makes a whole lot of money?

[C]

Right. Yeah.

[B]

Never thought about that.

[C]

Because that's just what people do.

[B]

They just sell 100,000 acre ranch in Wyoming.

[C]

Oh my God.

[B]

Big cattle operation. We're driving around and it's like a resort for us kids, Right?

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And we're driving around in the Suburban and I'm like, hey man, does the cattle thing like, do you enjoy it more when the cattle makes money or loses money? Do you really care or is it just a tax write off? Slams on the brakes, starts screaming at me, wow. Let me tell you something, boy. This cattle operation is what you gives you all a place to play. All this stuff you do, rafting and fishing and flying around, this. You're damn right. It's a business. He was like, without the business being right, there is no fun.

[C]

You're right.

[B]

Wow. So some of that crap you see in me came from him.

[C]

I was gonna say.

[B]

Sounds familiar.

[C]

Absolutely. It sounds so familiar.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

That's great.

[B]

But anyway, Gary, I'll miss you and thank you for your help.

[C]

More of the Junkly Wolf show coming right up. Don't go away.

[E]

Let's go see the stars. The Milky way.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

And we're back Monday, Doug and Denton. Yes, I did race motocross at Moser Valley.

[E]

Okay. I thought so.

[B]

There you go. Ask question, get an answer.

[C]

Boom.

[B]

Quick, James in Orlando, you've got a wet bike you're trying to get rid of. Does it work or is it broken down? Pos Sitting in the back. I'll fade it out.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Yep.

[B]

All right. Don't want it. Jesus.

[E]

Wow.

[C]

You know, that reminds me, we haven't done that the truth thing in a while.

[D]

Oh, you know what?

[C]

Where people just call in and tell us the truth you want to do

[D]

at the end of this segment?

[B]

Yeah, let's do the truth. So you guys start calling in with your truth. You can set it up.

[C]

Basically, somebody you call in, you say what? You don't say hello. You don't say how I love your hair.

[B]

Save the pleasantries.

[C]

You don't say yes. Save the pleasantries. Just get to the point. The truth is. Donald Trump is this. The Dallas Cowboys are this. Make it a. It's a one sentence phone calls. The truth is is where you start off with the truth is.

[F]

Boom.

[C]

Whatever you think the truth is. And we're going to be gone.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio.

[F]

Truth is at KY. Jelly can be quite necessary.

[B]

There you go. That's a good truth right there.

[C]

That's a good one.

[B]

Okay, while we're waiting on that, we'll read mail from jail for the people who call in.

[D]

Johnny Cash.

[C]

Johnny Cash Visits us from heaven and brings a letter with him from a jail.

[B]

From an in 800. 800-7234 is the call in number for the truth bit. It's basically tickets. Two minute, two minute drill. Yeah.

[E]

Sh.

[C]

We made it up.

[B]

The truth is we stole it.

[C]

There you go. But we didn't steal Johnny Cash from prison. Mail from jail. Do it, Johnny.

[E]

You're good.

[D]

Yeah, you can. Come on.

[F]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John. This week's mail from jail entry reads, I've been listening to your show since you started on 92.5. Imagine my surprise when I got booked into Tarrant county and could still listen to your show. Love the car talk, man. I hadn't sold you guys car. But hey, maybe one day. I wanted to write to you because I will be giving someone a lot of free stuff pretty soon. My wife Colleen has got chronic health issues. We need to re home our pit bull. Gunner has all his shots. He's microchipped and he'll come with a bag of food, a doghouse, a leash, cages that won't hold him. He just needs a loving home. I'm gonna be locked up for a while here on an assault charge. It does turn out that self defense only flies if you have money for a lawyer. And I'm hoping someone in your circle might be looking for a loving dog. Gunner does still have his nads. Removing them could calm him down a bit though. He is a brilliant dog. I don't know much about Instagram, but I think you could make millions from him. I'm hoping this reaches the right person. I'll keep listening and being a big fan of yours, your friend, Mars Norton. Tarrant County Jail Fort Worth, Texas so

[D]

how do you find this dog?

[F]

Right, it's all about a dog. I don't know. Well, everybody's nearby, friends. If you got mail from jail, just send it all down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

[B]

Thank you, Johnny. So I've got obviously about 50 callers on the line. Oh my for the truth thing. So we're gonna burn through it. This will be fun, guys. Skip the pleasantries, don't say anything. You can say love the show and think you're great. I do like that. Short of that, just do your truth and we're gonna hang up and click right to the next one. All right?

[D]

Me at the open.

[B]

I can't tell you the truth because I love you too much. Stupid. Now. Somebody's not telling the truth here.

[E]

Somebody.

[B]

Sometimes the truth about how pissed off we are wins. Put aside your selfish male ego and tell the truth. You can't handle the truth. All right. Three, two, one. Go. Scott. New Orleans.

[E]

Yes. The truth is, our breakfast burritos were the best.

[B]

Okay. Joe in El Paso,

[E]

if you're patriotic, you're a Trump supporter.

[B]

Tamaran, Gainesville.

[E]

Truth is, I was the one that chopped off his toe with the axe.

[B]

Wow. Okay, Sean. And Midland.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah. How's it going?

[B]

All right. No, no. Jim in Dallas.

[E]

Spurs gonna win in seven.

[B]

There you go, Kyle. And Houston.

[D]

The truth got.

[E]

Truth is, Texas is the greatest state in the country.

[B]

Philip in Pennsylvania.

[E]

Truth is, I love this country.

[B]

Connor in Florida. Connor in Florida.

[E]

The truth is, John Clay radio shows. The best radio show on the weekend.

[B]

There you go, David. And Dallas.

[E]

Truth is, us can win FIFA. And I've never, not once paid for drugs.

[B]

Never. 8008-0072-3480-0800, Radio 9. I missed it. Tommy.

[E]

Truth is, John Clay Wolf is awesome. Soccer sucks and Trump rules.

[B]

There you go.

[E]

Five.

[B]

Oh. Arkansas, go. Wait, wait. Arkansas go.

[E]

Hey, I've got a.

[B]

No, no, Brian, go.

[E]

The truth is I can't believe you're going to end this show.

[B]

Well, the truth is I'm in the middle of a contract negotiation that might save the show.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

So hang tight. And the truth is our last terrestrial show will be the 27th. This coming up at Gas Monkey Live. And we're going to do that. And it's either going to be our final show or it's going to be our 20th year anniversary celebration or both. But that's the damn truth. John in Kansas City. Go.

[E]

Truth is Texas was settled by Missouri.

[B]

Jim and middle Oathy and go. I know you. I like it. Jim and middle Oath and go.

[E]

Fastest motocross rider ever. And it takes a lot of work to get it.

[B]

Who is. Who's the fastest? Rick. James Stewart's fastest. Meek. Go.

[E]

Hey, John, Good morning. Truth is, I'm not gay. My boyfriend's gay.

[B]

George in Cyprus. Go.

[E]

Truth is, John, Clay Wolf is thinking about Tommy Lee's schlong.

[B]

Sean and Middling. Go. Oh, no, John, I'm hanging up on you because everybody that I hung up on, I hung up on to get rid of the. To clear the deck so we could get the truth people in. All right, Crab old crab. He's our. He. He is a super fan.

[E]

Crab, go through the truth is or go. What's your plan for next weekend, dude? It's a Father's Day weekend, and I

[B]

will not be there. The truth is I'm not going to California next weekend. I lied because. I'll explain later. Reuben. In California. Go.

[E]

Truth is, I'm disappointed you're not coming to California.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Museum.

[B]

I will. I think. Well, the truth is. I've got it. I'll tell you something better than what we were talking about. Soon. I think so.

[D]

Stay by.

[B]

Right. Stand by, Austin. Go.

[E]

The truth is I'm retiring at the end of the month.

[D]

Right.

[B]

From how many years?

[E]

23.

[B]

What'd you do?

[E]

Insurance. Catastrophe response.

[B]

How old are you, stuff? Pale.

[E]

I just turned 68 today.

[B]

What are you gonna do with your time?

[E]

Probably go up to Walnut Springs and

[B]

become an alcoholic with the rest of us. That's the truth. We'll be right back.

[D]

Well, you got time. Yeah.

[B]

You know, I'm on this damn fat shot. I changed my fat shot and I've lost some more weight, but the truth is I don't want to drink as much. And it's very disappointing. Disappointing.

[C]

One of the side effects of the GOP 3 that you're on.

[B]

Yeah. That's easy.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Have you taken it?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Are you on it now?

[C]

Yeah. I lost eight pounds in about 10 days.

[B]

The truth is I'm 205, and when I was a senior in high school, I was 208. Oh, wow.

[C]

Yeah. This stuff. Your brother lost £100.

[B]

I think my pecker got shorter, though.

[C]

No, it didn't happen. That didn't happen.

[D]

Side effects.

[B]

Yeah, that stuff works.

[C]

Very few side effects of this one.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Just not hungry.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And it speeds you up. It's not speed. It doesn't speed you up that way.

[B]

What kind of. Tell us more about your speed experience.

[C]

It actually increases your heart rate a little bit.

[B]

The truth is. We got to go to break, dude. Then we got another segment. It's gonna be real short because the truth is, we went over.

[D]

Yeah, this.

[B]

The truth is.

[D]

Yeah, we're. We're going to the end of the hour here.

[B]

Oh, then you got the clock all screwed up. Hang on. It is 56 right now.

[D]

You know what? I do have it. I'm. I'm.

[B]

The truth is. You're gay.

[D]

The truth is. Yes. The truth is not that. The truth is I did set it two minutes too early, so we knew. We do have a little bit more time. I'm sorry about that.

[B]

So the truth is that you are a greenhorn rookie and you've never done this.

[D]

You know what? The truth is, we Usually do that at the end of the hour. We did it in the middle or the segment and it screwed me up. Sorry.

[F]

The truth is he does this pretty often. Cuz he has to a lot.

[D]

So we got two minutes. Okay.

[B]

The truth is, that's really why they fired you from the ticket.

[D]

Yeah, right.

[B]

No, it was not.

[D]

That's not the truth there.

[B]

You booked Rob Zombie on a competing station and Catlin fired you.

[D]

That's Daddy.

[F]

How do we spell prick?

[B]

But guess who fired Catlin? Me.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Two months ago.

[D]

Yeah, that's.

[B]

That is the truth. I will be right back.

[A]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Broadcasting on air online, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1, 800, 800 radio.

[F]

Get.

[B]

Give me the. So this week's backtracks is God Smack. I. I wouldn't know the name of a God Smack song if God smacked me upside the head.

[F]

I'm fairly unfamiliar myself.

[B]

Let's get this started and then do. You just lost a listener. And by that time, okay, the callers will have called in. So we're going to play two God Smack songs backwards. So Smack. God backwards.

[D]

This is funny that we're doing this because you remember there was a time where like, hey, we don't. We don't need to be on a radio station that plays God Smack.

[B]

You remember that? Oh yeah.

[F]

I thought it was corn.

[B]

It was corn.

[D]

Was it corn?

[B]

Like if we're on a stick that plays corn, the customers that come off of that for the Cars. The cars are pretty crappy.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

We discussed this earlier today, Turley and I, and he made a pretty good point, you know, to be honest. Corn Godsmack. What's the difference?

[B]

One's religious maybe.

[F]

I don't think so.

[B]

Is God Smack religious? No. Oh, they're not?

[E]

No.

[B]

Okay, I misunderstood.

[F]

They're like, if Chris Cornell was really, really pissed off all the time.

[B]

I have a theory and I've heard nothing but us playing this Godsmack songs backwards are going to sound exactly like they would forwards.

[F]

You may be right.

[B]

Cut one, There's one. Cut two. Sounds just like. I mean, I don't know what they're saying. When they're playing it forwards, it really sounds like they're okay. So 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio is the call in number. Call in. Guess these two, the names of these two God smack songs that were playing backwards and you will be Able to go to jcwshow.com, click the merch button and pick anything on there for free.

[D]

One thing.

[F]

One.

[D]

One thing.

[B]

One item, one thing. Have you had People Want More? Yeah.

[F]

Last week. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, God. Oh, God. Smack. And then we also. We will be sending him a CD from Born Late.

[F]

I got music from Born Late Records.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

The reason we're doing it is Robbie Merrill, who I've seen on a lot of music stuff around for years now, co founder of the band Bass Player, was born this day in 1963 in Lawrence, Massachusetts. And you can't imagine how popular Godsmack are in Boston.

[B]

Weston. Cut one, Cut 2. Who sings? Rollin, Rollin. Rollin.

[D]

That's Limp Bizkit.

[B]

Okay. Yeah.

[D]

Not the same.

[B]

Okay, so we're doing. You just lost a listener, while we're waiting on people to call in with the answer of the Godsmax.

[C]

Yes.

[G]

Okay, you just lost a listener.

[C]

And this one comes from Darius in Dallas. Darius writes, dear John, all those cars, you've got not one set of balls in the building. Hey, if I had a collection like that, I'd be down at the Strip. Not sitting there shining them up, making them look pretty. I'll tell you what, let's line them up. Winner takes all. I'll be wanting a new Firebird.

[B]

Where is he located?

[C]

Dallas. Darius. Darius in Dallas.

[B]

What's his last name?

[C]

It just doesn't say. Here.

[F]

Rucker.

[B]

No, no, it's not Hootie.

[F]

It's Hootie.

[B]

Well, Hootie, I got no problem lining up across from your ass. And anything you want to bring that's not running, alcohol or nitrous, and I will race you for pink slips. Let me tell you something, Darius, quick quid quo pro. I have access to a lot of cars, and I ain't going to show up with something that you might think I got. I'm going to show up with something that is going to beat your ass.

[D]

Oh, you know for sure he should show up on the 27th. The Gas Monkey, Ice House, Perfect F6 will be there. Maybe race that. I don't know about that, but I'm

[B]

not gonna raise that because I. If I'm gonna do him talking smack, I'm gonna just get a Z something. A new ZR1.

[D]

Oh, God.

[B]

Yeah. It'll kill anything he's got. Yeah, a Tesla plaid will probably kill anything he's got.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. New ZR1. Is that the fastest car there is on a muscle? On a new manufacturer in a quarter mile?

[F]

New manufacturer, I'd say It didn't have to be new.

[B]

I'm just saying if I can just grab a car from the auction, go down to Texas Motor Speedway, beat the hell out of homeboy, get his car for free, wouldn't I just grab a 01?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Hey, man, you know how to get a hold of us obviously, because you already sent us a note. Do it. Do it. No balls, right? Do it.

[G]

You just lost.

[B]

So if you get my car, you'll get a two. 150,000. No, one of those things. 150 grand. 180 grand. Yeah, yeah. And I bet your ten thousand dollar hoop sled with a blower hanging out the side and your old lady that's on her third set of boob jobs, you can keep her. But I'm gonna take your car. Then I'm gonna burn it. There's no balls in this room. You're right. Okay, the two songs Godsmack run backwards, what are they? Cut one, Cut to. Sean in Houston.

[E]

I Stand Alone and Keep away.

[B]

Bob O, is there any way you screwed up on these names?

[F]

How dare you?

[B]

Okay. No, Sean, of course not. Kevin in Pennsylvania.

[E]

Yeah. Is it straight out of line and awake.

[B]

There you go.

[F]

Boy, now I'm surprised. And you know, I do this, John, because like, I'm all about the day. In classic rock history we learn a little something. But I wasn't sure if anybody would get these or not. I've also listened to quite a bit of God Smack over the week, putting this together.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

You know what God Smack is?

[B]

No.

[F]

If you ask me, my.

[B]

The devil's music.

[F]

Nope. God Smack is Metallica meets Alice in Chains.

[B]

Let's get Satan on the air with us to explain what the hell it is we're listening to now.

[D]

We do need to have Satan because he knows. I mean, I'm sure he. He's part of this.

[B]

He's probably their manager.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, Satan.

[G]

You know what's funny, John? They you've got. And I've been around you guys. I mean, we're not personally friendly, we're not all familiar, but, you know, I've been watching Turley work since he's a teenager. You know, great athlete, strong work ethic. You know, really good in the radio biz. A lot more insight than he looks.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

J.D. ryan, consumer, professional.

[C]

Oh, God.

[G]

Oh, he's on time. He looks good. Love the hair. Love everything, everything about you.

[B]

This is.

[G]

This is your big star.

[D]

Thank you.

[G]

Thanks, Jeff. Bobble's gotta go because I don't know what he thinks he knows about heavy metal and hard rock music, if you'll call it that. God Smack is a coven. Is. Is a fraternity of beautiful musicians trying to share their idea of what the world seems like. That's all. There's no Alice in Chains meets Metallica. What the hell would that look like? God Freaking Bobbo, you know? Glad he's not here right now because I sure as hell don't want to try and fight him, but man.

[C]

Yeah, he's a scrapper.

[G]

Just. I mean, how do you spell dumbass? No, I don't know how you spell it, but you pronounce it Bobble.

[C]

No, you don't.

[D]

How did you come up with a name for that band? Godsmack.

[G]

Godsmack.

[D]

Yeah. Where did it come from? Well, where did it come from?

[E]

What would I.

[G]

What would I like to do this morning?

[C]

Smack. God. Yeah.

[G]

How would you disguise that?

[C]

You would say. You do it backwards. You do God Smack.

[G]

This sounds dumb in my tone of voice, but. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding dong. J.D. ryan Scott, you're so smart. I tried it and you're looking pretty good today.

[C]

Thank you very much.

[G]

You're a damn attractive man.

[C]

Stop it. I don't want the devil to like me any way, shape or form.

[B]

Satan. I was complaining that program directors didn't get enough hate mail on us lately. And I guarantee you from my 20 years of doing this that this will get more hate mail than anything we've done in a while. And, and it's. It's.

[E]

Why?

[B]

Not going to affect anything. Oh, just. Because when you touch on religion. Okay, and we've been doing the. No, no, no, no, no. But we're, we're. Hey, I'm. I'm. I'm fine with it.

[C]

You're okay.

[B]

I can fade this heat. But it's just the sensitivity. The real the Bible. Be leaders. The big ones. Yep, they're good. They're. They're going to take the time to email the pds, right?

[G]

Just tell them. Just remind them that I'm not really real.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

That ought to cover you.

[C]

Yeah, you're welcome.

[B]

I'm fine. That transvestite thing in Pennsylvania was tough. Well. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I've got a question.

[C]

What's that?

[B]

How many bars? When we come back, I want you to answer this.

[C]

Okay? 12.

[B]

I don't drink enough.

[C]

You don't drink enough?

[B]

For my personal preference, no. Okay, but I've got. How many bars in. Out here in Walnut Springs?

[C]

Okay.

[B]

In this area? How many bars do you think That I have bars. Like a place bar where you sit down and have a drink. A place that is set up for public or personal private consumption.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Of alcohol. A quote unquote bar. And I'm counting the little one downstairs.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

That's the only one that's iffy because we do sit there and drink quite often in the evening. Sit and drink and we have our liquor around there. So I'm going to double that. That's a one.

[C]

That's a one.

[B]

And I want you to count them up during the break. When we come back, I want to. I want to hear how many y' all think we have. Oh, dial deals next.

[C]

Yep, it is next.

[B]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Call in next year. Make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Call in if you want to sell me your car. Ford trucks, Kias, Corvettes, big cars, Lamborghinis. We bought a million dollar SVJ the other day. We bought a $250,000 SLS Mercedes on the radio the other day. We bought. We buy big cars, little cars in between [e-mail] and you can call in right now and sell it. Pitch it to me at 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And if I don't beat a carmax or a Carvana Deal. Deal means we get last look, we get an opportunity to knock them off before you sell it to them. If I don't beat that, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. That's how much I believe. And give me the vin.com beer back.

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[B]

Hey, Dan, Sorry I hung up on you earlier. The reason I hung up on you earlier is because I didn't even want to talk about a 150,000, 130,000 mile Mustang. A 2017 that you want 15 grand for. It's too much. You want too much. You just want too much.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Why you want so much?

[E]

How much is it worth? It is there you.

[B]

You tell me. You know, you've already. Have you taken it to a dealership yet and gotten a trade in bid?

[E]

No, I came to you first. I want to check craziness. But I came to you first.

[B]

Probably half.

[E]

It's got 130, maybe 1250. It's got.

[B]

It's got 130 on it. What year is it?

[E]

It's got a lot though. 2017.

[B]

I haven't even thought about it. Like I didn't even think about it. Like I. I didn't waste my time thinking because I knew it was too high. So I didn.

[E]

You like it?

[B]

Now you're making me think I'm gonna like it. I'm gonna like it.

[E]

You'll sell it. Yeah. Yes.

[B]

130,000 miles. It's like dating a 78 year old woman that tells you she's ready to go party. She's got a lot of life.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

It's right there on the edge of a major organ malfunction.

[E]

The cougar.

[B]

I'll give. I'll give 10 grand.

[E]

So 50.

[B]

What'd he say? 1250 is what I'll give. 10 grand.

[E]

Okay, I'll check it out. I'll send you pictures.

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com so he happily came down from 15 to 10,000. So they just. When pre k asked him what they want from. They just hit him higher than hell.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Well, I can tell you if you give pre K a really real number, then the odds of getting on the air a hell of a lot higher. Dave. A 14 Lexus LS. Wait, it was. Is.

[C]

Is.

[E]

What color is 350 with red. Red interior.

[B]

What did he say?

[D]

Something with red interior. What color?

[E]

It's black with red interior.

[B]

And it's got 50,000 miles. How nice is it? Is it hail damaged?

[E]

No, no, it's. I've had the car for probably five years. I'd probably put 3,000 miles on it in five years. I'll give in my garage.

[B]

Did you buy it before COVID prices went up or after?

[E]

You know, I bought that pre Covid.

[B]

Okay, so you bought it half ass right? It's a 2014, right? Is it correct all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[E]

All wheel drive is 350.

[B]

15 grand. Oh, it's F sport. That's good.

[E]

Yeah. Car is immaculate.

[B]

So is it an isf? It's a real F sport or an F sport like with the badge and a little bit of trim. There's two versions.

[E]

Well, it's the, it's the all wheel drive. It's got the F sport options.

[B]

Yeah, but does it have F sport horsepower?

[E]

It's. I think it's like 307 horse V6.

[B]

This will answer my question. Does 15 grand buy it?

[E]

No.

[B]

What buys it?

[E]

I just kind of. I was kind of calling to hope, get an idea what you thought I might be able to get for it. It's. It's immaculate.

[B]

Kind of hoping to kind of think about a kind of, kind of what buys it.

[E]

I gotta have over 20.

[B]

He knows. All right, so if 20 grand will buy it and it's nice. Please go to givemetheven.com I want to examine this one because it might have an option that I'm looking for that will make it do that. But I need to see the pictures and event number. Go to givemetheven.com load it up and we will get right on it. Thank you, Dave. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car by givemethevenom.com

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yeah, some people say syndicated shows aren't that good because they don't have that local feel.

[E]

Right.

[A]

But you don't skyrocket to the number one weekend spot by sucking the John Clay Wolf show.

[F]

You guys binging a lot of television these days? Here's the thing about binging that's tricky is, you know, you'll watch on entire series in like one day and then it doesn't come back for a year and then it comes back and you remember nothing about the show.

[C]

Right.

[F]

And like my wife and I were watching episode one, season two of Narcos, which is an amazing show, but we're sitting there going, is Escobar a good guy or a bad guy?

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This is the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the GMTV Garage YouTube channel, complete with live video stream and Jason cwshow.com and now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Speaking of shows, quick tip. Apple TV has Friends and Neighbors.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

And if you like Mad Men, you like Don Draper, you like John Hamm, you'll like this. Not it's different, but he's just a great actor. No, it's called Friends and Neighbors.

[C]

Friends and Neighbors.

[F]

It's great premise.

[B]

Have you seen it, Bob?

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Rich guy loses everything, turns into a fish in his neighborhood of a rich people start stealing from his friends.

[D]

It's one that that guy was just talking with the comedian about binging.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

I can't do that either because I'll forget I've gone to back to episodes. Like, I don't remember watching this one.

[B]

Oh yeah, we already seen this next one. If you tried to watch Yellowstone and you never hooked in like three episodes in Dutton Ranch is better than Yellowstone.

[F]

Yeah, it's gotten weird really fast.

[B]

It moves faster. It grabs you in quicker because like I, I didn't get into Yellowstone. For the longest time. Because the first season I had to kind of barrel through it to make myself fall into it. But this is definitely a Yellowstone extension. And it's better than. Actually if you take 1883, 20, 1924-1924-1883-1923, Yellowstone. The first two, the old ones were better than Yellowstone.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Out of the four Yellowstone films, this is. Yellowstone's the worst. And not that it's bad really now, but if you take the Rangers, the Casey one, what's that called?

[D]

Marshalls.

[B]

Marshalls. That's the worst. That didn't count. No, it's just. It's not. It's just no good.

[F]

It's a total departure.

[B]

It's just no good.

[D]

They take the basically same. Same premise and they've kind of flipped it a little bit with the. The characters, they've changed. Like the.

[B]

There's no Beth, there's no John Denton. There's no show.

[E]

Correct.

[C]

There you go.

[E]

The.

[D]

The mother is kind of like the father was on Yellowstone. They're kind of just melding it.

[B]

Oh, you're really giving this thing a chance, aren't you?

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

See, I haven't even given it a chance. I'm. One and a half episodes, I was

[C]

like, ah, land man. You watched Landman?

[B]

Landman's great.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, good.

[B]

Forbes magazine. Gloria Moncrief is on the COVID And it's really weird. I. I don't know real well. I know a lot of her family, but she's on the COVID Forbes magazine. And she literally is Demi Moore and Landman in real life. Yeah.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

It's interesting. She inherited this huge company and she's about 38, I think, and she's flying around on a 737 all by herself. And she's the new layman and she's drilling a super well in the swamps in Louisiana. Crazy amount.

[C]

Sounds familiar.

[B]

Taking ridiculous risk. It's so honest. Like, wow. Yeah. And her family's against her saying, you're going too deep, going too hard. It's just all this drama.

[D]

But how many bars does she have?

[B]

That's a good point.

[C]

Makes you wonder.

[B]

She might not have as many bars as I, you know, and I don't. I just thought about this. I really don't drink liquor much at all. And I'm a. When I order beer, I just get it in the can. I don't know why I have so many bars. Did you come up with. Did you try to count how many bars we have out here?

[C]

I think in Bosque, County, I think I have. May have the number. I may not.

[G]

4.

[C]

I've got downstairs at the. No, downstairs here, if you're counting that one.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Upstairs at the GMT V Garage. That's a beautiful, beautiful bar. Then you got Walnut Springs Roadhouse.

[B]

Right.

[C]

And you got the Bosque Cantina.

[B]

Okay, that's four. Bob, what do you got? Did you. Did you try to count how many bars around here?

[F]

I think I stopped at three.

[B]

What about you, Charlie? Did you think about it?

[D]

I've got six. Because you've got one at the house. Up.

[B]

Up. The big one. Yeah, big. Ridiculous.

[F]

I forgot about the house, man.

[C]

I was thinking of places you can sit down and buy a drink. No, nobody buys a drink up at the house.

[D]

And then what did you mention. You said you mentioned the one downstairs.

[E]

Right.

[D]

I don't know if that's. That's close. It's got bar stools. That's kind of what I'm.

[B]

We use it as a bar.

[F]

Yeah, well, see, that's when I was thinking downstairs. And then the.

[E]

The.

[F]

What do you call it? The Plaza?

[B]

The Pavilion.

[F]

The Pavilion.

[B]

If that ain't a bar, I don't know what is. Right.

[F]

And up here. Yeah, but you guys don't drink up here very often.

[C]

You do.

[D]

There's three here, three at downtown. Because Cantina, Roadhouse, and then the Roadhouse has three. Oh, yeah, that's true. There's one upstairs.

[B]

There's one in the State House.

[D]

There's three just there.

[B]

There's three at the Roadhouse. There's a ridiculous one on top of the garage. In the saloon. There's one at the Cantina, there's five. And there's three out here. So there's eight.

[D]

Eight bars. And you don't. It's not like you're just sitting there all the time just drinking.

[B]

No. What is my. And then the one at the house that I built outside, that's got 10. Bar stool. 12 bar stools. I looked up. It finally clicked for my junior in high school. We look out the other night at midnight, and these are 12 people out there in the back bar at the house. I'm like, yeah, so we graduated from hamburgers and Coca Cola's birthday parties to. He has all of his friends over using dead stuff.

[E]

Sure.

[D]

Oh, is there a tap there and everything?

[B]

Yeah, they weren't drinking. I didn't see any drinking, but I was like, yeah, that's good.

[D]

And then he knows not to tap.

[B]

But I don't know what my problem is with bars. Why do I always want to. I just like people and I like. I like everybody.

[C]

You like people more than most radio people that I know. You really do. You like to talk to them. You ask questions. And I just don't.

[B]

Right. Because that's really what that is, is you're building a place for people to gather and enjoy.

[E]

Exactly.

[C]

You really, really like that when listeners come up and you engage, man. I'm just like, why does he do that? I mean, it gets. It gets worse.

[B]

It's worrisome or weird.

[C]

So we're weary. Wearisome. I'm like, you're tired.

[B]

When I meet them down at the. At the. At the garage once a month for cars and coffee. You engage at nine, and then we go on a drive. I kicked that off for the summer. It's gonna get too hot.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So we're gonna stop until the fall. But, yeah. I don't know what it is. Something about sitting at a bar and having a couple beers and talking to people. I just really like it.

[C]

You really do.

[D]

You go to. If you're in. Out of town, just go to a bar.

[B]

But it's kind of weird. Like the saloon. Like, I built this big bar and I'm up there by myself and I'm like, where are the people? I mean, that bar is big, Jason. That's a commercial bar.

[C]

That is. I've all. I. I've often said, and mark my words, I think Taylor Sheridan will shoot a scene in that bar someday. Because it's a small town, but it's a giant bar.

[B]

And it's gorgeous.

[C]

Beautiful, Gorgeous.

[B]

That room is crazy dead awesome.

[C]

It looks like a movie.

[B]

And people like, who decorated this? I'm like, I did.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Who. Who figured all this out? I was like, I designed it all. And Amy Houston went and found it

[C]

all, found everything, put it all together,

[B]

and I took all these pictures of all these different bars all over the country and said. Said, let's find this. Let's find this wallpaper. I want to copy this bar. And she'd bring me back stuff like, nope, nope, nope. In the tiles on the ceiling, all that.

[C]

But just the bar itself is a piece of art. It's beautiful.

[D]

But you do you visit bars when you're out of town? Like the cool bars that did, you know, Trendy. Yeah, trendy. Or just holding the wall bars, too.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Just. It's kind of cool to do something like that. And there's a bar showdown.

[B]

Yeah, sure. In Fort Worth.

[D]

Yeah, Fort Worth. Which.

[B]

That's a comfy place. Yeah.

[D]

It's a hole in a wall. But you go in and you meet some interesting people. You see some interesting stuff there, and it's just kind of.

[B]

There's one. There's one out here in Bosque. If you leave Walnut and go to Cranfell's Gap, it's called the Horny Toad. You haven't been there yet, have you? Yeah, it's a great drive. It's about 25 minutes there and 25 minutes back, and you'll feel like you. You're on a real vacation. Yeah, it's good. I don't know what it is. It's kind of weird. Weird. But I was thinking about. This is like. This is odd. I've got some kind of problem.

[C]

It's not a problem. You like people. It's not a problem. And people go to bars.

[B]

All right.

[C]

And it's very social. Has been since the.

[B]

I like talking to people, but I hate it when they want something.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And so many of them want something that you've got to cut that out quick. So if I'm with people that are there for a real reason, just to hang and talk. Love it. But. But about. You can catch an angle. About three minutes in. About three minutes in. Here comes the angle.

[C]

Hey, man, have you ever thought about.

[G]

Boom.

[B]

I'm out.

[C]

Me and my uncle.

[B]

I'm out.

[C]

This.

[B]

See ya.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Hey, we gotta shut this place down. Bob, can you get him out of here after. I, like, do that three times. You gotta go. Yeah, this is my relaxed time, and we're not taking business pitches. And I'm not looking for partners, and I'm not looking for new things to do at this time in my life.

[E]

Life.

[B]

I got too much to do. That's why I'm sitting here trying to chill out.

[D]

Right.

[B]

And I'm glad chilling out with you. But if you're gonna hit me up later.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that mean?

[C]

No, not at all. That's absolutely. That you're putting up good barriers from people. I talked to Cuban when Cuban came on years and years ago.

[B]

Let's not compare me to Mark Cuban.

[C]

I'm not. But I'm saying people walking up and pitching him stuff.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

He said I had to have people buy me at all times. Times to keep the people away from pitching.

[B]

Right.

[C]

He goes, you get in an elevator, somebody goes, mark Cuban, dude, I've got this great idea. This is really going to make you some money. He's like, I've got somebody for that.

[B]

I can tell you. There was a caller that called in Two weeks ago. And he asked me a pretty interesting question, an intricate question about how do you handle this situation at the dealer auction. And I told me where he was and I'm looking to grow in that area. And I was in his auction office last Thursday in New Jersey.

[C]

Damn. Okay, well.

[B]

And I went to his auction last Thursday and stood over his shoulder for an hour and a half. And we're probably going to make a deal. So that worked. Yeah. So that's how once in a while, show me what you got, what you can do. And you email. Great. But I mean, I'm always looking for stuff, but. But hey, I've got this great science project and I developed how to make gasoline out of water. I'm. I'm cool. I can't wait till you get rich. But I'm not the guy. Yeah. All right, we'll be right back. Big smile on my face. It ain't too far.

[E]

Come as you are.

[B]

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[B]

by givemetheven.com so, Turley, back to bars real quick. Do you have a bar, a haunt that you stop at on the way home once a month just to hide from your wife?

[D]

No, not the only time. I hide from the wife.

[C]

From the wife.

[D]

For on vacation, I like to say, I'm gonna go to the bar. And she's like, I don't want to go to the bar, so I'll just get away. And just.

[B]

How does she say it?

[D]

I don't want to get a lip fire.

[C]

Well, that's going to get you wife.

[B]

If you're listening that was a hell of an impersonation.

[C]

That was.

[F]

That was Michael, that doesn't sound like.

[B]

What was your bar? To go hide from your whatever when I was married.

[C]

Back in the girlfriend's. The Big Apple Cafe in Euless. Slash Fort Worth.

[B]

Over by the office. No, Euless.

[C]

No, Euless, Texas.

[B]

We're in. We're in Northwestern Hills.

[C]

I'm talking about years ago when I drank. Okay, 20 years ago.

[B]

No, no, I'm saying it's over by our office now.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Two exits down.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Close, close. But that was a cool bar. The Dallas Stars would hang out there the night that they won the Stanley Cup. Almost all the players were at the Big Apple Cafe.

[B]

You know where I go when I'm in LA and I haven't gone in a while. But my hole in the wall is Sha, which is right there in Santa Monica. And it's a hole in the wall. It sounds fancy, but it sounds really not fancy at all.

[G]

Sushi.

[B]

C, H, E, Z, J, A, Y. And it's right across from Santa Monica.

[C]

The Pier.

[B]

Billy Bob's Goliath TV show.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Do you remember the bar he hung out? Sure, that's it. No, that's it. In that little Blue Wave hotel that he stayed at right next door.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah. If you're in. If you want a Hole in the Wall bar with a good steak. Not fancy, but just. That's Shaej. You know, I. When we lived out in Burleson, I used to go by on the border on the way home because they had cold schooners. They're out of business. They're closing them all down. Because it's on the Bug man. It's like on the roach. It's. I went recently, I was like, I'm out of here.

[C]

Yep. They closed them all yesterday.

[F]

Yeah, that was a good on the border location, too.

[B]

That was a good one. But the one like over in Bryant, I was terrible.

[C]

Terrible.

[B]

Nasty. Yeah, ghetto.

[C]

I know.

[F]

They had one like that Red drink.

[C]

Stop.

[F]

Just add bug.

[C]

Stop.

[D]

Good one. In Cali, too. Off by the Walk of Fame. The Frolic Room. Yeah, yeah. There's a. I got wasted there and walked out and ended up busting. You see this mark on top of my head right here?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah, that's happened when. From leaving the Frolic Room.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Got knocked down and hit my head.

[B]

We do have a video going up at noon Central today, right after the show. And it said me going to Cleveland and buying 220 cars from one dealership that was covered in hail.

[F]

Greatest Bar ever, man. Appaloosa, Denver. Yeah, yeah, big bar. Everybody talks politics. Big rough, rowdy house.

[B]

Greatest bar ever that we're working on to make it the greatest bar is Walnut Springs Roadhouse in Walnut Springs, Texas. It's starting to look good inside. We just need to get our promotions back up. Couple of quick hits. Guy in Fort Worth or Everman, Texas, hires a fella, gives him $100 to have sex with his wife.

[C]

What?

[B]

She likes it rough and she wants to reenact a rape. Oh, okay. Guy breaks in, tackles the wife, tries to rape the wife. She beats his ass. It was. She didn't know it was the guy trying to get his rocks off. Oh, my gosh. He so. So rape by proxy? Basically, yeah. The. The rapist got off with 10 years probation. The guy that hired him to do it, Life in prison yesterday.

[C]

Life in prison because he hired somebody to break into his house and beat

[B]

up his wife and rape her.

[C]

Fake rape.

[B]

Not fake.

[C]

Well, okay, you're right, because she wasn't fake. She didn't know the jury.

[B]

20 minutes. 20 minutes life. And 20 minutes life in prison.

[F]

She had no opportunity to consent.

[B]

What else do you have in the news? Boss, that's. I think I just trumped all your news.

[C]

No, you didn't. Speaking of Trump. Big. After a brief legal skirmish surrounding the big UFC fight this weekend at the White House. It's going to be tomorrow night on the lawn, by the way. US District judge rejected a request to block the event. Why are they blocking the event? Come on, it's a 250th anniversary UFC

[B]

fight at the White House lawn. 250 year anniversary is pretty damn redneck. It's some white trash.

[C]

Way redneck.

[B]

Very white trash.

[C]

It's the first of many.

[B]

Why don't you do it at your country club if it's not white trash, do it at the White House.

[C]

It's the first of many high profile events, actually celebrating the 250. Who's playing Skynyrd? No, the people that dropped out are huge. People like half of Milli Vanilli. They dropped out? Yeah. Young MC dropped out.

[F]

Did you say the people dropped out are huge? Huge. Vanilla is huge.

[E]

It ain't even.

[C]

Millie, It's a joke.

[F]

Okay?

[E]

But.

[F]

But they carry on.

[C]

Thank you. But Zach Brown is still going to be there and he's proud to do it. Cut. Number one. I'm there for the troops, man. I'm there to honor America. I'm there to. This is patriotism, not politics. I love this country. I Love all the people that have sacrificed so that I can live my American dream, and that everyone that lives here gets a chance to do that if they work hard, make the right decisions. So it doesn't have a place in politics for me. There's going to be, like, 8,000 active service members that are going to be there. I'm a massive UFC fan. I've watched every single ufc, probably multiple times.

[B]

And it's history, man.

[C]

Getting to be part of American history, man. Having the first sporting event that's on the lawn of the White House. I mean, it's an honor.

[D]

This song's gonna be played at a UFC fight.

[C]

The chicken fry.

[F]

So he's singing the national anthem.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

I was like. I thought he was performing like a.

[B]

Perform.

[C]

Okay, Sing chicken fry.

[D]

I mean, that's just odd mix right there. It's just an odd mix.

[F]

You know what? But it's legal, and elections have consequences. And who's president, and he likes the ufc and it's his damn birthday. And it ain't illegal. The judge tossed it out.

[B]

We've only got four minutes. Let's crank.

[C]

You want to get. How about Sharon Osborne? She's very upset. All upset about her son Jack. Read some of the online comments. They're talking about doing this AI Aussie live event where it's obviously not Ozzy, but it's gonna be an AI event. She got very upset about some of the things that people said. Cut. Number 10.

[B]

It's too soon.

[D]

Disrespectful. After his passing, he's being kept on digital life support. It's a cash grab and exploitive. His legacy should stay tied to his music and his live performances.

[E]

Cash grab.

[B]

I'm not asking you to come. I don't want your money. I don't need your money for somebody to turn around to me and say, I'm doing a cash grab. For 10 years, we have been exploring it, and the thing is, I don't have to justify. What do they think we're gonna do? I'm gonna hock my husband around selling weed killer on an ad or selling cigarettes or beer? Do you think I'm gonna do that? No. There you go.

[E]

Not happy.

[G]

One more.

[C]

Got room for one more? New trailer's out for the movie. I'm so excited for this movie. Disclosure Day is open this weekend. Steven Spielberg got a lot of pushback, saying, is the government telling you stuff? Is that what you're trying to tell us? Cut. Number 14. I am much more inclined now than I was when I made Close Encounters to really believe that we're not the only. Only intelligent civilizations in the universe. I used to say to myself, wouldn't it be wonderful if all of this turned out to be true? I'm now thinking, wouldn't it be wonderful for people to know all of this is true? Disclosure day now in theaters.

[D]

You gotta be kidding me.

[C]

What do you mean kidding you?

[D]

Dudes, he's trying to feed into this.

[C]

Now the military has come out with this. Everybody has come. Airline pilots, military pilots.

[B]

Oh, it's true, baby. We here.

[E]

Oh,

[C]

are you an alien?

[B]

Your alien friend, Mama Daba.

[C]

I didn't know. Dabal

[B]

said we done talk four weeks ago. What's the matter? You drinking again?

[C]

I'm drinking again.

[B]

Damn.

[C]

I'm sorry.

[B]

Yeah, that's true. Steven Spielberg told her. He took me to have a cheeseburger at a Sonic in Van Nye. Oh, you know, I thought he was living high.

[C]

Nobody noticed, right?

[B]

Have you been in Los Angeles lately and they got some good grub out there. Yeah, I hate myself for spending so much time in New York.

[C]

It looks like you put on.

[F]

How much pizza can you stay?

[C]

I was gonna say you put on some more. Damn.

[B]

Yeah, but you know, they do deliver to the Andromeda system. Now you call dominoes. Oh, we get 30, 000 days or less.

[E]

Oh, it's free.

[B]

And that's some Damn good pizza. That's 30,000 damn good pizza. But I like the Sonic in Van Dyke as well. You know what I like?

[C]

What do you like?

[B]

You get yourself something like a mixed

[C]

cocktail soda pop, soft, soft, soft drink.

[B]

Use something like a cherry coke. Sure, you know, or a sweet cherry lime, right?

[C]

Yep.

[B]

And pull that full of vodka. Make a hell of a dream. All the way back outer space. You can get drugged to the be Jesus belt. That's what we aliens do. Anyway, see you next week.

[F]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[E]

Locker out.