#36 John Clay Wolfe Show 04/09/16 Hour 3

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #36 (Hour 3, 04/09/16)

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts/Contributors: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Mike Turley, Uncle Roy, Tina Flores

Episode Overview

In this lively third hour, John and his panel of co-hosts serve up their brand of humor, storytelling, and irreverent commentary. The conversation swings from classic rock nostalgia and tales of missing out on concerts, to spirited discussions about the 2016 Presidential race, personal political adventures, sports chatter, and the show’s quintessential “stupid news” segment—featuring wild stories from the world of drugs and crime. True to the show's tagline, no topic is off-limits (as long as it won't get them fined by the FCC).

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Classic Rock & Aging Legends

Timestamps: 00:19–01:41

• Is Everybody Dead? – John sparks a lighthearted lament about the passing of famous musicians, referencing the fate of The Hollies and iconic acts like Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.
  • "Are all these guys dead? Bob, the Hollies?" – John (00:19)
  • J.D. explains: Graham Nash is still active but band relations are famously tense, especially with David Crosby’s comments about his new band and disparagement of ex-bandmates.
• Concert Remorse: John admits he regrets missing opportunities to see classic acts like the Eagles and Heart.
  • "I'm so bad about not going and seeing my old heroes... I didn't see Heart. I know that's gay. But I like them." – John (00:54)
• Country Legends: Talk of Merle Haggard ticket giveaways segues into gallows humor about deceased country stars (Jerry Jeff Walker, George Jones).

2. The Trump Factor & Political Sideshow

Timestamps: 01:45–08:54

• Recent Primary Woes: Mike Turley updates the crew on Trump's recent poor showing in Wisconsin, highlighting Republican voters' apprehension.
  • "68% said [they were] scared." – Mike Turley on exit polls, (02:17)
• John Clay Wolfe’s Mayoral Run: John recounts his tongue-in-cheek campaign for mayor of Vernon, TX, and its parallels to populist political movements.
  • "It was a record turnout of people to vote against me. Yes, against." – John (03:29)
  • His “platform” centered on building a new lake for the town (bikinis optional), lampooning unworkable campaign promises.
    • "Let's build a big old lake right off the highway..." – John (04:10)
• Comparisons to National Politics: The crew exchanges cynical takes on campaign tactics and predicts outcomes for Trump, Clinton, and Sanders, blending jest with mild exasperation ("There's no way Sanders is going to win." – J.D. Ryan, 07:06).
• Bill Maher Reference: J.D. paraphrases Maher’s advice for Republicans to “punt” and focus on setting up future impeachment rather than fighting a losing race.
  • "You're never gonna have a chance to impeach Hillary if you don't get her elected." – J.D. Ryan (08:31)

3. Baseball & Opening Day

Timestamps: 08:54–09:43

• Opening Day in Texas: The team discusses the buzz around Opening Day for the Texas Rangers, the Houston Astros' resurgence, and Nolan Ryan’s talent for team-building.
  • "After losing 100 games five years in a row, it finally paid off." – Mike Turley (09:19)

4. Party Logistics & "Riding with Roy"

Timestamps: 09:43–12:31

• John’s Uber Dilemma: John debates whether an Uber from Dallas to Burleson is worth the price or if a lift from "Uncle Roy" would make for better radio.
• Uncle Roy's Story: Roy regales the crew with a rambling story about getting pulled over for speeding, his nonchalance with police, and his philosophy about driving fast when it's dry ("If I'm gonna run 80, I'm gonna run." – Uncle Roy, 12:31).

5. Stupid News & Outrageous Crime

Timestamps: 14:22–18:27

• Florida Woman & the Disowned Crack Pipe: Bobbo relays the story of Tina Flores (present in-studio as a comedic alter ego), who claimed a crack pipe found in her body belonged to someone else.
  • "It's not mine, they planted it... I was high on meth." – Tina Flores (15:08, 15:48)
• Meth-Induced Mishaps:
  • Stolen Truck Call: A thief high on meth in North Carolina calls the sheriff for a jump-start in his stolen vehicle.
  • Mother-Son Meth Bonding: A South Carolina man, also on meth, calls police over a domestic dispute and proudly displays his stash; Bobbo and Tina role-play the long-suffering mother with comic flair.
    • "The least you could do is bring that meth home and share it with your mama..." – Tina Flores as "Mother" (17:47)

6. Selling Cars, VIN Bids & Not Buying Junk

Timestamps: 18:50–20:53

• Car Bids with Givemethevin.com: John reminds listeners to submit their cars for bidding—preferably not junkers.
  • "We don't need no junk but we'll damn sure take $50,000 trucks." – John (20:26)
• Takata Airbag Recall PSA: Helpful advice on checking for recalls—go to ConsumerReports.org and search “Takata airbag.” (20:53)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On political outsiders winning hearts:
  "It was a record turnout of people to vote against me. Yes, against." – John Clay Wolfe (03:29)
• On campaign promises:
  "Let's build a big old lake... so we can water ski and have bikini girls." – John Clay Wolfe (04:10)
• On legacy acts and regret:
  "I'm so bad about not going and seeing my old heroes…" – John Clay Wolfe (00:54)
• On meth-induced news stories:
  "If the crack pipe doesn't fit, you must acquit." – Bobbo (15:40)
• Uncle Roy on highway philosophy:
  "If I'm gonna run 80, I'm gonna run." – Uncle Roy (12:31)
• On selling cars, keeping it real:
  "We don't need no junk, but we'll damn sure take $50,000 trucks." – John Clay Wolfe (20:26)

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Funniest Segment Highlight

"Stupid News" (14:22–18:27):

• A string of absurd, drug-related criminal stories, especially the "not my crack pipe" defense and bizarre familial meth bonding, give the crew ample opportunity for riffs, character voices, and comedic one-liners.

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Additional Info and Useful Timestamps

• Classic Rock & Dead Musicians: 00:19–01:41
• Political Discussion & Vernon Mayoral Race: 01:45–08:54
• Baseball Talk: 08:54–09:43
• Uncle Roy’s Speeding Ticket Story: 10:23–12:31
• Stupid News (Meth & Crime): 14:22–18:27
• Car Buying Segment: 18:50–20:53
• Takata Airbag PSA: 20:53

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Conclusion

Hour 3 of The John Clay Wolfe Show #36 delivers a blend of satire, sharp irreverence, and familiar camaraderie, from nostalgia for classic rock to lampooning politics and sharing tales of everyday absurdity. For longtime listeners, it’s a quintessential slice of the Show’s unique formula—rapid-fire, never too serious, and always ready with a punchline or strange news story you won’t hear anywhere else.

Produced by Mike Turley, with thanks to Bobbo’s wild voices and the offbeat, ever-entertaining cast.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreign.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are all these guys dead? Bob the Hollies?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, Graham Nash is still out there. He just made an album.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's badass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. No, what's going on is there'll probably never be another Crosby, Stills Nash Young album. Have you heard that everybody's pissed off at David Crosby?

[John Clay Wolf]

They always. They've been pissed off at David crosby Since the 60s. Dude. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crosby says that these guys he's playing with in. In a band called Snarky Puppy are better guitarist than either Steven Stills or Neil Young. Graham Nash doesn't want to play with him anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

They came through Dallas about a year and a half ago and I missed it. I'm an idiot. Cuz that was the last chance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm so bad about not going and seeing my old heroes. I didn't see the Eagles. I didn't see Heart. I know that's gay. But I like them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great.

[Bobbo]

And just catch Eagles next time. A right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you know, that's why I'm so glad.

[Uncle Roy]

I. I don't know what I'm going to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

These Merle Haggard tickets that we're giving away here at the top of the hour.

[J.D. Ryan]

You remember J.D. we had tickets for Haggard a couple.

[Bobbo]

Years ago, Billy Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he didn't show.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

He really not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. No, true. It's true.

[Bobbo]

True story.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that was Jerry Jeff's gig.

[Bobbo]

Jerry Jeff shows up.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the. Is.

[Bobbo]

Is no show. Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jones. And he's dead.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's dead too. They're all dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's dead.

[Bobbo]

So you don't show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll just keep rocking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Willie's not dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's keep rocking, man.

[Bobbo]

Willie's not to have a boy. He's minutes away.

[Mike Turley]

Well, you know what?

[Bobbo]

Have you seen him on Jimmy Kimmel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not too long ago.

[Bobbo]

It looked bad.

[Mike Turley]

I think the pot's keeping him alive.

[Bobbo]

You think your pot's doing it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So we haven't talked politics in two weeks, which is refreshing everybody else. What's a quick hit on the Trump factor lately?

[Mike Turley]

It was not a good two weeks for him, that's for sure.

[Bobbo]

Why? What happened? I really haven't paid attention.

[Mike Turley]

Lost badly Wisconsin and his. The numbers exit polls are not good as far as from Republicans go. It's the highest rating as far as exit polls go. Saying if they were scared, if they had to choose from their. From their representative. If it was Donald Trump. Would they be happy? Excited. Yeah. Or scared? 68 said scared.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ran for Vernon. The mayor of Vernon, Texas, back in 08.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they had a record turnout at the polls for this election. And it was a very Trump setup. Same bs.

[Bobbo]

You were kind of the Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

It started as a radio gig, Right. Because I used to do radio up there on the Outlaw and ESPN up there.

[Bobbo]

You got a wild hair. You went, oh, what if I ran for mayor?

[John Clay Wolf]

We did a daily show called the Daily New, Right?

[Tina Flores]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, let's run for. Let's run for mayor.

[Mike Turley]

That sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's run for mayor. Go ahead and turn it in.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you're ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and, and it was just a gig, and we were having fun with it. And then, you know, you actually have to register for mayor. Oh, so I register for mayor and, you know, you're on the ballot. Well, hell, let's campaign.

[Bobbo]

You kept pushing the bet, and you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have to invite your opponents to have equal airtime. So I sent out let to the existing mayor and the new guy, and they're both like, there ain't no way in hell we're getting on the radio on your station.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And doing this.

[Bobbo]

Well, you have control.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway, it was fun and it, it gained ground. And then people like, yeah, yeah. So you get the hardcore guys like Trump has, right. And they're like, wow, we got supporters now. Let's go.

[Bobbo]

We can do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got like 27% of the vote, but it was a record turnout of people to vote against me. Yes, against.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you know what, you did something, though, for the town. If you, if you raised total, you know, voter turnout.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, everybody gets a vote.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, how do we win this? And somebody's like, man, everybody loves, you know, a lake. So I was like, proposing. Let's build a lake.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was your platform on the edge of the desert.

[Bobbo]

Bernie. Bernie Sanders. Three bass boats and lakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's build a lake that we can water skiing because water is what's scary out there.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there's Lake Kemp and then there's. There's the other lakes. What's it called? Kickapoo.

[Bobbo]

Kickapoo.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Vernon only has Lake Kim. Let's build a big old lake right off the highway. We can water ski and have bikini girls.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, they probably could use bar up there. Like the reservoir out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Like Bernie Sanders from Free College.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you going to do it?

[Bobbo]

We don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody asked me how I was going to do it. But oddly enough, I did get with some people at COR of Engineers that have some sense, and they. Who's ringing?

[Bobbo]

I'm not.

[J.D. Ryan]

I am.

[Mike Turley]

Babo.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Babo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dock him.

[Mike Turley]

How much do you think that was gonna cost to do it? Did you get a number?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You've got to get the. The government to endorse it. Oh, okay.

[Mike Turley]

So there's a little bit more paperwork to be done.

[Bobbo]

Just throw it out there, like, again.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the reality was is there's a channel and there's a this. And it, like, this stupid idea starts coming to life, and the way to do it starts coming to life. And so it was like an episode from the Simpsons. He's gonna build a lake. He's gonna build a lake.

[J.D. Ryan]

My dad's gonna be mayor.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, that's awesome. Your platform was I'm gonna build a lake.

[Bobbo]

It's like Bernie Sanders.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the comments, you say, that's funny, but up there in that area, water is a problem. Do you not remember national news last year? Which falls was the worst in the country?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody in Wichita Falls is now drinking their own urine.

[Mike Turley]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some say it's tasty, too.

[Bobbo]

That's right. That's right. The bear was on radio talking about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought it was better than before. I'm surprised I was worried at all. You can really tell it in my macaroni and cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you just put the right amount of hot sauce, it tastes just like Ozark.

[Bobbo]

What else did Trump do this week besides that?

[Mike Turley]

That's pretty much it. I mean, he's just had a bad week. Yeah, he's just trying to bounce back. There was a time he did come up with his actual 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio. If anybody wants to call in about the mayor thing from back yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

I keep having to preface my. My opinions about this this way. Okay. But I'm by no means a Trump supporter, first of all. Secondly, you better wait till after New York before you have any verdict on Trump, because he could win big. Big.

[Mike Turley]

Well, he'll probably win the next four states because they're northeast.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He could very well have the 1237 delegates by the time they get to convention. He could very well. We don't know.

[Mike Turley]

It's going to be interesting, especially when it's contested.

[John Clay Wolf]

The haters are really starting to show up now, though. And he did something else stupid. Something about abortion.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, yeah. That was kind of dumb, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Saying that all women should be punished if they have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but he didn' say it like that it was a loaded question that he walked into. Right.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, but he. Because he was making up everything he needs.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs the Democrat. And Turley, this is like when the rain, like the Yankees start winning again. Turley starts showing up with his Yankees hat on. Yeah, I mean, he's getting excited because Trump's starting to fall.

[Mike Turley]

No, no, no. I want Trump to win. Trust me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your evil plan?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, it don't have to worry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Mike Turley]

Just look at the numbers. Look at the exit polls.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want Trump to win the nomination so Hillary will win?

[Mike Turley]

I didn't say Hillary, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think Sanders is going to win.

[J.D. Ryan]

The old spies like us trick.

[Bobbo]

There is no way Sanders is going to win.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no way in hell I will. What? I mean, you're not in the betting mood right now from some bets that you've made recently, but if you were, I'd bet a lot on the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no way Barack Obama was going to win.

[Bobbo]

No, different deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got two times on that deal.

[Bobbo]

Different deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got smoked bad on that deal. Whereby. Shut up for a while, didn't they?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the white guys.

[Bobbo]

We got four years to shut up. Then surely they won't do it again. Oh, it again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

Look what it did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dog. Oh, man.

[Mike Turley]

Start playing this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on. South's going to rise again.

[Bobbo]

We're going to win this one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, come on. Get back. My bullets.

[Tina Flores]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[Bobbo]

Okay, we'll shut up for another four years, but let me tell you what, when that four years is up, there'll be hell to pay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude. Bill Meyer on his.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here it comes, Donald Trump. Donald Trump is the Antichrist of presidential candidates.

[Bobbo]

There's not a winner among them.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if you watch Real Time with Bill Maher, but his closing deal last night, after New Rules, he always does a little kind of a mini monologue. And his deal was the Republicans this time around probably should just punt. You know, you've been preparing for 20 years to get her on Whitewater and Spygate real estate gate and Benghazi gate, killing everybody. Just punt. Just punt.

[Bobbo]

What does that mean? Well, I mean, I don't get it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, you're never gonna have a chance to impeach Hillary if you don't get her elected.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Mike Turley]

It would be more of a disgrace to have her. Yeah, that would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, you're never gonna have a chance to speech.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Republicans are great on defense, man. Not the. Not the best record on offense. As president. The last 24 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, did you make Opening Day this year?

[Mike Turley]

Did not know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been to one. Is it fun?

[Mike Turley]

It is fun. Yes. It's. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

The stands in Arlington were just wall to wall.

[Mike Turley]

Yes, it's exciting. And it was. Houston was the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[Mike Turley]

And I wasn't actually Yankee Stadium, but anyway, yes, it's exciting.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Strohs had a. Yeah, they actually.

[Mike Turley]

They got a good team again. Remember last year? We were dogging on them early on.

[John Clay Wolf]

And also what they do, they beat the Rangers. They played the damn Canucks in the semifinals.

[Mike Turley]

They've got a pitching staff. After losing 100 games five years in a row, it finally paid off.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what, Nolan Ryan knows how to draft a baseball team?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he knows it takes three, four years, but he knows how to draft a baseball team.

[Mike Turley]

So they're. They're probably going to win the. The division. It's either them or the Rangers. So I'm excited. Every time this year, baseball, it picks up and you forget about it until probably after July, you know, because it gets kind of long with 161 games.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm going to a party today and I'm going to get real drunk.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's in Dallas. Yeah. And it won't be over till about 10. Uber from Dallas to Burleson, Texas, is going to cost like a million dollars.

[Mike Turley]

Like 50 bucks, something like.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just like 150 bucks, you know?

[Mike Turley]

It's 50 bucks.

[Bobbo]

You can look it up.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Put it. Get an app on your phone. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

So would it be cheaper just to get Roy and the boys to come pick me up?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it'd be more entertaining. I could get some good writing with Roy audio on the way home. If it's. If it's not. And if he's got a feather in his.

[Mike Turley]

Better call Roy up now because he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got ladies lined up. Yeah, he's got ladies lined. What. What was riding with Roy this week?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, we've got it. Yes. It's so Roy. He likes to brag about how he gets out of speeding tickets sometimes and what he does when he actually gets a speeding ticket. And so this, this week's episode, Roy's talking about the last time he got a speeding ticket.

[Uncle Roy]

Mother stopped me one day, and I wasn't speeding. I know I wasn't. I say, sir, I'm a daily. God help me. The next time you catch me, I will be speaking. And I ain't lying. If I get a Speeding ticket. I ain't saying I'm gonna be speaking.

[Bobbo]

He gonna have to come.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Uncle Roy]

If I'm gonna pay for the down, come and get me. I ain't. I knew I wasn't speaking like when I somebody stop me and Junior was that day. Now you was working. We was coming out of our jet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of our.

[J.D. Ryan]

Decatur.

[Uncle Roy]

Decatur of the wood. Got me running 82 when he. When he come, he put his lights on. He's up on the ramp. I ain't stopping. I know. I know who he was. I ain't slowed up. When he pulled up behind me, I'm still running 82. I wasn't even stopping. He talked me and he pulled me over, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he ask you why it took.

[Uncle Roy]

So long to stop now? He didn't ask me that. He said, yeah, you said, you got too much going. I said, no, not realiz that I'm just driving and jamming Driver license and insurance car. I said, yes, sir. I went to the gm, but I couldn't find the insurance car. I said, d, you got an insurance car, Daniel? That what you plan to leave?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't understand a word.

[Bobbo]

Man.

[Uncle Roy]

Let me see your insurance company. You wasn't gnawed at all scared of them goddamn police.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like you asleep.

[Uncle Roy]

You say so. So you're not denying you wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not denying I wasn't.

[Uncle Roy]

You said, I run it 82. That what I so yeah, but I a. You know, if the say I'm speaking dayline, I, I, I don't give. The only reason I ain't speeding is ringing. Now, if it's ringing, I'm gonna run 30 mile an hour. I ain't getting no hurry. But if it's black, this right here, If I can run 80, I'm gonna run.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I'm gonna run 80, I'm gonna run. So the key to recording Uncle Roy in translation is to get the damn radio turned down. Yeah. Closer to him, right?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, just the radio down especially.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if I get him to pick me up tonight, that's jamming to.

[Bobbo]

Your Uber from Dallas to Cleburne and just in general, 45 to $60.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's not bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, now that is bad, dude.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God. It's not compared to a.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know how much whiskey you can buy with that?

[Bobbo]

You know how much the DUI costs?

[John Clay Wolf]

15 grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talking about DUI. But I mean, it's just to spend the night, dude. You can get a hotel room for that. Not a good one.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't need a good one, the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right kind of one Without Charles, when.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S just me, I don't care about being fancy. I'm just a good old boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't need like bowing blue.

[Bobbo]

50 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com is where you get your car bid. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be back for the last segment of today's presentation. Uno momento.

[J.D. Ryan]

Four, four, four.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome the Bear to the program this week. Glad to be back there. 1047, the Bear. The classic planet radio 1051, ESPN Houston. 97 5, Dallas Fort Worth. The Eagle rocks. 97. 1. The Eagle. The Eagle. They want to put us on some country stations. I keep saying I don't see it, but. Okay, well, we're on and one in. Give me some stupid. We're already on one.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. In the barren Wichita Falls country.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're such a damn.

[Mike Turley]

Sounds like it sounds like a country station to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know no classic rock station.

[Mike Turley]

Is it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

They have a great playlist.

[Mike Turley]

Ah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I still stream the Bear sometimes.

[Bobbo]

I still dream the bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really do. Give me some stupid news, J.D. you always have stupid news, right, people?

[J.D. Ryan]

Does John Stream of the Bear in the woods.

[Bobbo]

A woman. This is out of. Where else? Florida.

[Mike Turley]

Florida.

[Bobbo]

A woman arrested for cocaine possession told her Florida jailers that the crack pipe found in her vagina was not hers. It was somebody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whose was it?

[Bobbo]

It was, according to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

She know him well?

[Bobbo]

Well, I guess so. Tina Flores is 23. She's kind of hot. Was arrested.

[John Clay Wolf]

Picture, please.

[Bobbo]

This week. Here you go. There she is right there.

[Tina Flores]

I was gonna tell y' all about that.

[Mike Turley]

We have her with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tina, explain to me how this crack pipe that was in your vagina, it's not yours?

[Tina Flores]

I was gonna tell y' all what happened about that. Okay, well, see, they. Now, they brought me into jail, right? And when they brought me into jail, they didn't even check my vagina.

[Bobbo]

Well, but apparently they did, and they found a crack pipe.

[Tina Flores]

But when they did. When they did, I'm pretty sure they put that in there.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I see. Someone inserted that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like, planted. Like the OJ System. Was it? The glove was planted.

[Tina Flores]

Yeah, yeah, they planted it. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you. Why did they want to plant you?

[Tina Flores]

It was planted.

[Bobbo]

If the crack pipe doesn't fit, you must acquit.

[Tina Flores]

Now, you would ask yourself Why? I didn't know when they planted it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, why would you not know that?

[Tina Flores]

Well, I was high on meth.

[Bobbo]

That would do it.

[Tina Flores]

You know, you don't always feel your nerve endings when you high on meth. And it wasn't even my meth.

[Bobbo]

That wasn't your meth?

[Tina Flores]

Don't be talking that possession stuff, big boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of meth, I'm sure you have some meth news.

[Bobbo]

I have a meth story. Funny you say that. Gordon Raymond, 25 years of age, called the. This is in North Carolina. He could, he stole the truck. But the problem with this truck is it wouldn't start. So he called the local sheriff to give him a jump start on his stolen vehicle. While the cop was there, he ran the plate. Gordon then went to jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what's that have to do with meth?

[Bobbo]

Because he was high on meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Mike Turley]

Of course he was.

[Bobbo]

He also got arrested. There was method.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Gordon, why did you call the sheriff when you just stole the truck?

[Caller]

You know, that's a funny question. That happened to me sometime.

[Bobbo]

Yeah?

[Tina Flores]

When?

[Caller]

I've been driving for a long time. I stopped down at the Murphy stop, you know, down to Walmart, and I bought these little yellow jacket looking pills, the black and yellow ones. And then they said that I tested positive for methamphetamines. I was like, honky, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Gordon.

[Bobbo]

One more methamphetamine story. 27 year old man called, this is also in South Carolina, called them to his home explaining that his mother had been yelling and screaming at him because of his methamphetamine use. And when he got there, when the police got there, he showed them his methamphetamine, all his little stash.

[John Clay Wolf]

When the police got there, the mother showed it or the son showed it?

[Bobbo]

No, the son showed it to the cops. This is what she's screaming at me about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mother. Mother's here with us too. South Carolina. Mother is here with the studio. But it's so ironic that we line up all these great interviews and they.

[Bobbo]

Happen to be here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So mama, why did you call in on your son? Why would you put him in that position?

[Tina Flores]

Well, it's just like I told him. Now if you gonna go out and do these terrible things, son, you never gonna find a woman. And you ain't. And your life ain't gonna be no good. You're not gonna feel fulfilled, field. So the least you could do is bring that meth home and share it with your mama. Because every time you do it, you burn it. You Burn it. You should let me do it. You're burning it. You're burning it right now. You're burning it. Give it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Mama. Thank you for joining the program.

[Bobbo]

Look at this guy's mug shot.

[Tina Flores]

Getting a good hit right now, son. That's what mama knows how to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

He looks like a 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is how you call in, but just skip the call and just go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com if you want to sell us your car. Do you have the gay jingle, Turley?

[Mike Turley]

I didn't know we had so many meth heads in the studio either.

[Bobbo]

Seriously.

[J.D. Ryan]

So easy.

[Bobbo]

You can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what that means is, is you can be in your boxers and take two pictures of your car with your phone from. Give me the VIN.com. load the VIN number in. You may need to put a towel on if you got to run out to the car to get the VIN number off of it. But. Or if your underwear kind of look like shorts, you can pull it off and that happens. Do it. But get us the VIN number and a couple pictures. Push it and we will email you an offer letter on your car.

[Tina Flores]

If you don't put your underwear on, your crack pipe might fall out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want crackhead cars. The junk man. I mean, if it's a $200 sled, it costs me that much to move them. So we're more cowboy Cadillacs, big diesels, Laramie longhorns, King Ranch. We buy it all but about two grand. We'll buy some thousand dollar cars if we like them. But back of a thousand, the AC's blowing on them. Yeah, it's running no Grand Prix. An 08 Grand Prix with a buck 80 on it and the AC out on it. I mean, what am I gonna do with that thing?

[Mike Turley]

No, that's not working.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's what I'm talking about. We get a lot of that and we were. And you're wasting your time with junk. I'm just letting you know we're not a good junk buyer. I'll send you a hundred dollar offer, but you're gonna say, well, it's crazy. Well, it costs more to move it than it costs to buy it. And that's what's crazy. So I don't want it. But we were great buyers on, you know, 06 Ranger with 130,000 miles, 4 grand, you know, 2011 King Ranch with 140,000 mile diesel, 2726 grand. I mean nice cars. 07 Tahoe with 130,000 mile LTZ leather roof nav.

[Caller]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

11 grand. 12 grand. I mean we'll buy miley cars but junk. We don't need no junk but we'll damn sure $50,000 trucks. We got a Raptor being delivered right now downstairs. We beat carmax on we get fifty thousand two hundred bought a car bought a hundred and thirty thousand mile raptor on the show in the eight o' clock hour for 25 grand. We're not scared of miles but we do like nice cars. So give me the vin.com is where you get a bid on your car.

[Bobbo]

Got 30 seconds to say something real quick. We've had several calls about the Takata airbag recall. Simply go if you want to see if your car is on the list go to consumer reports.org and put in Takata T A K A T A but then Takata airbag and it'll tell you everything you need to know. That's consumer reports.org There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. Like to thank J.D. ryan today for joining us. Bobbo and his every wild voice you heard was created by Bobbo. That is what he is very talented in. Mike Turley puts the whole show together every week loads it runs the Network on Westwood 1. Does a lot of the behind the scenes. The lady behind the call screen desk we appreciate her. We call her green hair Britney. I know that. And we will be back next Saturday morning right here same time, same bat time, same bad channel. We'll see nine o'clock next Saturday. Thanks.

[Bobbo]

See you. Bye.