The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #36 (Hour 3, 04/09/16)

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts/Contributors: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Mike Turley, Uncle Roy, Tina Flores

Episode Overview

In this lively third hour, John and his panel of co-hosts serve up their brand of humor, storytelling, and irreverent commentary. The conversation swings from classic rock nostalgia and tales of missing out on concerts, to spirited discussions about the 2016 Presidential race, personal political adventures, sports chatter, and the show’s quintessential “stupid news” segment—featuring wild stories from the world of drugs and crime. True to the show's tagline, no topic is off-limits (as long as it won't get them fined by the FCC).

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Classic Rock & Aging Legends

Timestamps: 00:19–01:41

• Is Everybody Dead? – John sparks a lighthearted lament about the passing of famous musicians, referencing the fate of The Hollies and iconic acts like Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young.
  • "Are all these guys dead? Bob, the Hollies?" – John (00:19)
  • J.D. explains: Graham Nash is still active but band relations are famously tense, especially with David Crosby’s comments about his new band and disparagement of ex-bandmates.
• Concert Remorse: John admits he regrets missing opportunities to see classic acts like the Eagles and Heart.
  • "I'm so bad about not going and seeing my old heroes... I didn't see Heart. I know that's gay. But I like them." – John (00:54)
• Country Legends: Talk of Merle Haggard ticket giveaways segues into gallows humor about deceased country stars (Jerry Jeff Walker, George Jones).

2. The Trump Factor & Political Sideshow

Timestamps: 01:45–08:54

• Recent Primary Woes: Mike Turley updates the crew on Trump's recent poor showing in Wisconsin, highlighting Republican voters' apprehension.
  • "68% said [they were] scared." – Mike Turley on exit polls, (02:17)
• John Clay Wolfe’s Mayoral Run: John recounts his tongue-in-cheek campaign for mayor of Vernon, TX, and its parallels to populist political movements.
  • "It was a record turnout of people to vote against me. Yes, against." – John (03:29)
  • His “platform” centered on building a new lake for the town (bikinis optional), lampooning unworkable campaign promises.
    • "Let's build a big old lake right off the highway..." – John (04:10)
• Comparisons to National Politics: The crew exchanges cynical takes on campaign tactics and predicts outcomes for Trump, Clinton, and Sanders, blending jest with mild exasperation ("There's no way Sanders is going to win." – J.D. Ryan, 07:06).
• Bill Maher Reference: J.D. paraphrases Maher’s advice for Republicans to “punt” and focus on setting up future impeachment rather than fighting a losing race.
  • "You're never gonna have a chance to impeach Hillary if you don't get her elected." – J.D. Ryan (08:31)

3. Baseball & Opening Day

Timestamps: 08:54–09:43

• Opening Day in Texas: The team discusses the buzz around Opening Day for the Texas Rangers, the Houston Astros' resurgence, and Nolan Ryan’s talent for team-building.
  • "After losing 100 games five years in a row, it finally paid off." – Mike Turley (09:19)

4. Party Logistics & "Riding with Roy"

Timestamps: 09:43–12:31

• John’s Uber Dilemma: John debates whether an Uber from Dallas to Burleson is worth the price or if a lift from "Uncle Roy" would make for better radio.
• Uncle Roy's Story: Roy regales the crew with a rambling story about getting pulled over for speeding, his nonchalance with police, and his philosophy about driving fast when it's dry ("If I'm gonna run 80, I'm gonna run." – Uncle Roy, 12:31).

5. Stupid News & Outrageous Crime

Timestamps: 14:22–18:27

• Florida Woman & the Disowned Crack Pipe: Bobbo relays the story of Tina Flores (present in-studio as a comedic alter ego), who claimed a crack pipe found in her body belonged to someone else.
  • "It's not mine, they planted it... I was high on meth." – Tina Flores (15:08, 15:48)
• Meth-Induced Mishaps:
  • Stolen Truck Call: A thief high on meth in North Carolina calls the sheriff for a jump-start in his stolen vehicle.
  • Mother-Son Meth Bonding: A South Carolina man, also on meth, calls police over a domestic dispute and proudly displays his stash; Bobbo and Tina role-play the long-suffering mother with comic flair.
    • "The least you could do is bring that meth home and share it with your mama..." – Tina Flores as "Mother" (17:47)

6. Selling Cars, VIN Bids & Not Buying Junk

Timestamps: 18:50–20:53

• Car Bids with Givemethevin.com: John reminds listeners to submit their cars for bidding—preferably not junkers.
  • "We don't need no junk but we'll damn sure take $50,000 trucks." – John (20:26)
• Takata Airbag Recall PSA: Helpful advice on checking for recalls—go to ConsumerReports.org and search “Takata airbag.” (20:53)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On political outsiders winning hearts:
  "It was a record turnout of people to vote against me. Yes, against." – John Clay Wolfe (03:29)
• On campaign promises:
  "Let's build a big old lake... so we can water ski and have bikini girls." – John Clay Wolfe (04:10)
• On legacy acts and regret:
  "I'm so bad about not going and seeing my old heroes…" – John Clay Wolfe (00:54)
• On meth-induced news stories:
  "If the crack pipe doesn't fit, you must acquit." – Bobbo (15:40)
• Uncle Roy on highway philosophy:
  "If I'm gonna run 80, I'm gonna run." – Uncle Roy (12:31)
• On selling cars, keeping it real:
  "We don't need no junk, but we'll damn sure take $50,000 trucks." – John Clay Wolfe (20:26)

Funniest Segment Highlight

"Stupid News" (14:22–18:27):

• A string of absurd, drug-related criminal stories, especially the "not my crack pipe" defense and bizarre familial meth bonding, give the crew ample opportunity for riffs, character voices, and comedic one-liners.

Additional Info and Useful Timestamps

• Classic Rock & Dead Musicians: 00:19–01:41
• Political Discussion & Vernon Mayoral Race: 01:45–08:54
• Baseball Talk: 08:54–09:43
• Uncle Roy’s Speeding Ticket Story: 10:23–12:31
• Stupid News (Meth & Crime): 14:22–18:27
• Car Buying Segment: 18:50–20:53
• Takata Airbag PSA: 20:53

Conclusion

Hour 3 of The John Clay Wolfe Show #36 delivers a blend of satire, sharp irreverence, and familiar camaraderie, from nostalgia for classic rock to lampooning politics and sharing tales of everyday absurdity. For longtime listeners, it’s a quintessential slice of the Show’s unique formula—rapid-fire, never too serious, and always ready with a punchline or strange news story you won’t hear anywhere else.

Produced by Mike Turley, with thanks to Bobbo’s wild voices and the offbeat, ever-entertaining cast.