#360 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.20.26

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #360 (06.20.26) Summary

Main Theme & Episode Overview

This fast-moving, irreverent episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show kicks off with the first days of summer, careens through a heady mix of news, call-ins, comedy, and car deals, and weaves in the show’s signature blend of cars, sports takes, wild stories, and no-filter commentary. Along the way, topics range from Puerto Rican migration and airline mishaps, to the economics of oil and the drama of divorce—with healthy doses of music discussion, Father's Day reflections, and plenty of laughs.

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Table of Contents

• Kickoff: Summer Vibes and The Crew
• Puerto Rican History & Caller Banter (00:38–05:45)
• Planes, Locked Cockpits & Soccer Chants (05:46–09:30)
• Car Bids, Dealer Stories & Lightning Round (13:16–16:11, 71:12–74:12)
• America, Inflation, and the World Cup (16:42–19:46)
• "Electric Blue" Album Launch – PRE K’s Segment (19:46–24:25)
• Show Future & 20th Anniversary Tease (24:25–25:47, 84:23–85:43)
• Juneteenth, Shirt Controversy & Sports Talk (27:12–29:59)
• Fish-Cooking Controversy (37:30–43:39)
• Jelly Roll's Divorce & Relationships (43:39–46:31)
• Breaking News: Middle East/Oil Price Panic (60:06–67:04)
• Speech Impediment Terrence – Rapid Fire ‘News’ (67:04–69:30)
• Florida News: White Claw DUI & Rabid Cat "Catula" (77:10–83:30)
• Father’s Day, Rehab, and Sex Addiction Stories (85:47–89:44)
• Sports Scandals, Gambling & College Football (95:38–100:54)
• Cars, Car Business, and Auction Stories (107:11–109:51, 145:42–149:56)
• Backtracks Game: Aerosmith Edition (134:37–143:10)
• Ex-Wife & Divorce Horror Stories (164:23–167:27)
• Wrap-Up and Next Week’s Big Announcement (169:40–170:32)

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Kickoff: Summer Vibes and The Crew

• John welcomes listeners to official summer (even though it technically begins June 21).
• Show's regular members include Bobby Brown, J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, and DJ Pre K.
• “If your ex texted you after midnight this week, congratulations.” (00:38)

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Puerto Rican History & Caller Banter (00:38–05:45)

• Live Caller “Obed” from Florida explains Puerto Rican-American migration.
• Obed recounts the Pan Am "import" story and his own heritage.
  • “There was an exodus of Puerto Ricans flying out there on Pan Am Airlines...” (02:32)
• Conversation veers to John’s story of a Puerto Rican mechanic who was skimming—Obed sidesteps, pitches his '84 El Camino for sale in Puerto Rico.
• John tries to extract comic advice on “wrangling Puerto Rican mechanics” but caller won’t bite.

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Planes, Locked Cockpits & Soccer Chants (05:46–09:30)

• DFW to Puerto Rico flight delayed when pilots locked out of cockpit; had to climb through window.
• Seinfeld bit about "plane keys" (06:45)
• Discussion about how groups of English soccer fans love to chant, compared to Americans.
• “Maybe the pilot’s just up there in the cockpit going, ‘I don’t believe this!’” – John (06:53)
• Nobody in the room can name a US World Cup team player.
• Lighthearted commentary about Americans suddenly caring about soccer during the World Cup.

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Car Bids, Dealer Stories & Lightning Round (13:16–16:11; 71:12–74:12)

• Live on-air car appraisals: Callers pitch their used cars for on-the-spot bids.
• Example: Florida caller’s ’08 Ford Sport Trac, back-and-forth negotiation (“Does $5,000 buy it?” – John; “Yeah, it does.” – Seller, 14:14).
• Tips on rebuilt title pricing: “Take the regular price and cut it in half.” (15:01)
• “67 Impala convertible… been sitting 35 years.” Car-buying stories often feature nostalgia and negotiation.
• “A $100 car is a $100 car, a $100,000 car is a $100,000 car.” – John

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America, Inflation, and the World Cup (16:42–19:46)

• Satirical observations: “Inflation is so bad, I saw a guy at the grocery store grab guacamole, looked at the price, and put it back—whispering ‘maybe next year.’”
• “Half the men watching the World Cup aren’t even watching the game, just saying ‘Who are we rooting for again?’” – John
• Ranking the "best-looking" women at World Cup games—Sweden, Brazil, Norway, Nigeria—presented in locker-room, irreverent JCW style.

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"Electric Blue" Album Launch – PRE K’s Segment (19:46–24:25)

• PRE K plugs his new music album inspired by “old European soft porn from the ‘80s.”
• "I just wanted to get on that auto-tune and start singing like Keith Sweat and talk about how these hoes be." – Pre K (20:40)
• Song preview: “Please” named as the breakout hit.
• Where to find it: "Smashsquadworld.com... Or just search PRE K Electric Blue on YouTube."
• “Only get the two bonus tracks if you order the CD.” – PRE K (22:42)
• The entire crew teases and banters about CD players, streaming, and new tracks.

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Show Future & 20th Anniversary Tease (24:25–25:47; 84:23–85:43)

• Next Saturday’s 20th anniversary show at Gas Monkey Ice House, Dallas will possibly be the "last terrestrial broadcast"—show’s in "deal limbo."
  • “It’s the celebration show… and it’s our last terrestrial broadcast unless we get a signed deal across the finish line between now and next Saturday.” – John (24:29)
• Details: “Bring your cool cars… reserve a seat.” (85:13)

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Juneteenth, Shirt Controversy & Sports Talk (27:12–29:59)

• Wearing a colorful Sugar Hill Gang t-shirt, John fends off jokes about his “Juneteenth shirt” (Crab: “Celebrating Pride?”)
• Parade of soccer jokes; Philly called out as the Puerto Rican "capital" of the US, tracing migration and community roots.

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Fish-Cooking Controversy (37:30–43:39)

• Crew erupts over Bobbo cooking tuna-mac at the office:
  • “Who the hell is cooking fish?!” – John (40:38)
• Classic office dynamics: Bob defends his “chef” skills, John flashes back to past olfactory traumas.
• J.D. tells a cop story: Officer microwaved fish, coworker pulled gun in protest; “So it could have been worse, Bob.”
• Running punchline: “Anything but fish!”

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Jelly Roll's Divorce & Relationships (43:39–46:31)

• Coverage of Jelly Roll divorcing Bunny XO; both are “still best friends,” which the crew suspects is a publicity move.
• “He must have realized he married a prostitute. It finally hit him.” – John (45:08)
• The crew riffs on celebrity breakups, prenups, and why “you don’t lose a woman like that, no matter what else you have to do.”
• Larger context of tabloid drama, “preacher” image, changing personas.

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Breaking News: Middle East/Oil Price Panic (60:06–67:04)

• Breaking story: “Strait of Hormuz closed again”—Middle East tension spikes, oil prices react instantly.
• Brainstorming about what the US reaction might be—military action, economic fallout.
• Listening caller from Arkansas reminds the crew of both sides: “Let’s be fair and do both sides here… Hezbollah is firing at them first.” (64:46)
• Spirited debate on escalation, the hazards of the oil economy, and the futility of the US “fixing” the fight.

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Speech Impediment Terrence – Rapid Fire ‘News’ (67:04–69:30)

• Regular show character Speech Impediment Terrence tries to read celebrity news—quick-hit, interrupted, charmingly indecipherable.

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Florida News: White Claw DUI & Rabid Cat "Catula" (77:10–83:30)

• Florida Man: 34 White Claws + DUI at 90 MPH. Crew riffs on White Claw as a “chick drink” and new Zima.
• Rabid Cat Saga: Five people (and a puppy) mauled by an infected cat, recounted by “Sheriff Grady Judd.” Cat is channeled on-air as “Catula,” a supernatural cat persona with a taste for dark Eastern European humor—one of the show's most surreal moments. (80:16)

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Father’s Day, Rehab, and Sex Addiction Stories (85:47–89:44)

• Touching and comical shares by cast on Father's Day plans.
• John interrogates J.D. on his time in alcohol rehab (“31 days!”), pivots to riffing on the idea of sex addiction rehab.
• “If you’re a chronic masturbator, what do they do, handcuff you?” – John (86:23)
• J.D. deadpans about "a guy" using sex addict meetings to pick up women: "He did this for two years, probably 25 [hookups]."
• Running show gag on sales reps in radio, addiction, and bad behavior.

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Sports Scandals, Gambling & College Football (95:38–100:54)

• Texas Tech football drama: Sorsby gambling on own team; NCAA bans, lawsuits, agent drama.
• John and Pre K deep-dive the ethics, logistics, and business of big money college football.
• “Is there a salary cap? NOPE.” – John (100:12)
• Underlines intersection of oil profits fueling college sports, mental health, and PR crises.

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Cars, Car Business, and Auction Stories (107:11–109:51; 145:42–149:56)

• More live on-air car deals: Trans Ams, Blazers, Mercedes, and movie cars.
• Mannheim Auctions: John describes buying a large haul of cars from Paramount (many refitted as electrics for filming), including period Cadillacs, jungle vehicles, Landman props.
  • “They paid $30,000 to have these cars converted to electric… so they don’t break down and make noise during shooting.” (102:43)

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Backtracks Game: Aerosmith Edition (134:37–143:10)

• Weekly contest: Name two Aerosmith songs played backward. Dozens call.
  • Winner is Brian from Philly: “What It Takes” and “Mama Kin.”
  • Prize: JCW show merch and (optional) Cowboys memorabilia (“I’d burn a Dak Prescott ball.”)

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Ex-Wife & Divorce Horror Stories (164:23–167:27)

• Caller Paul shares bitter experience: wife became a “paralegal while still married,” took control of the family company, is now sitting on $53M; Paul “ended up with the public defender.”
  • “I was getting checks that looked like I worked part-time at McDonald’s.” – Paul (165:49)
• John: “I think I’d like to hear her side of the story.”

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Wrap-Up and Next Week’s Big Announcement (169:40–170:32)

• Next week’s 20th anniversary show at Gas Monkey Ice House may be the final terrestrial broadcast—or the start of a much bigger syndication deal. “Could go huge or just go digital.”
• “Why do meth when you have the John Clay Wolf Show?” – John (170:20)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Wall Street panic: “Honey, fill up both tanks in the truck! We’re back, baby!” – John (16:51)
• On car auction economics: “The cheapest grain buyer in town doesn’t get much grain bought.” – John’s grain-trader mentor (116:01)
• On office etiquette: “Who the hell is cooking fish?!” – John (40:38)
• On World Cup fan knowledge: "Can anyone in the room name one US World Cup team player?" (08:08)
• On the car-buying business: "There are no bad cars, just bad prices. And unfortunately, a lot of our listeners have bad prices." – John (93:34)
• On the future: “Show up and find out. It’s either a last terrestrial broadcast ever or the announcement of a huge network deal.” – John (169:18)

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Memorable Segments (Timestamps)

• Puerto Rican Migration & Auto Shop Scams (00:38–05:45)
• American Airlines Cockpit Fumble (05:46–07:15)
• Juneteenth/Father’s Day Comedy & Shirt Roast (10:54–12:23)
• Norman the Mechanic: The Great Shakedown Caper (31:06–35:24)
• Cooking Fish in the Office Rant (37:30–43:39)
• Jelly Roll’s Divorce: Dirty Laundry & Love (43:39–46:31)
• Breaking News: Oil Panic (60:06–65:36)
• Car Dealer “Lightning Round” (13:16–16:11; 71:12–74:12)
• Backtracks Aerosmith Edition (134:37–143:10)
• Ex-Wife Revenge & Business Feuds (164:23–167:27)

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Overall Tone & Takeaways

The tone is classic JCW: unfiltered, rapid-fire, brashly comic, anecdotal, yet hitting on real-life issues from inflation and sports scandals to heartbreak and scams. John plays the ringleader and confidant, engaging live callers and the crew in real talk—whether they’re riffing about American soccer, divorce court, or gas prices.

Above all, the show is a rolling reflection on American life—its weirdness, grittiness, ambition, and comedy.

Next week promises a milestone—either the end of an era or the start of a new one.

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“My name is John Clay Wolf. Buy cars on the air for America’s best car buyer. GiveMeTheVin.com. Be right back.”

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Here comes the summer. The summer. It's officially summer.

[Bobby Brown]

Or is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

The first day of summer is actually on June 21st. I was just saying, here comes summer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Summer is actually hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's just four things I want to do this summer.

[Michael Turley]

There are four things I want to do this summer. But they're roommates, so it's tricky.

[John Clay Wolf]

This will no doubt be the best summer of our entire lives. Let's get this show started.

[Bobby Brown]

Let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Show Announcer]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO, presented by givemetheven.com Good

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, America, and welcome to the John Clay Wolf Show. Three hours, four hours of cars, bad decisions, and life advice that would get you fired from any normal job. I'm John Clay Wolf, and if your ex texted you after midnight this week, congratulations. Coming up under qualified opinions, Bob trying to explain something he read on the Internet and he personally invented it. If you're driving a Nissan Altima with body damage, we know what you've been up to. And if you're driving a BMW with no turn signals, thanks for staying consistent. JD how are you this morning, sir?

[J.D. Ryan]

Very well, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Obed in St. Pete, Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

Game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Obed? Is that how I pronounce it? Abed.

[Bobby Brown]

Good morning. Good morning. Yeah, you say that right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where does Obed reign from? That name. That's a new name to me.

[Bobby Brown]

Obed OB was the grandfather of David who killed Goliath.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is your. Where are you from? What. Where's your family from? Where's that name from?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, from the Bible.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're from the Bible?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, the name is from the Bible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. But, like, where. Like, what's your nationality? What's your heritage? What's your. Where were your grandparents born?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, I am 110 Puerto Rican.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 10. Hey, Everybody, everybody slow down,

[Bobby Brown]

110. Because in my blood, I got the Taino. The Taino Indians.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody focus. We've got a real live Puerto Rican. Okay, tell us about it. Obed.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, you guys were talking about how Puerto Ricans got to, you know, to the state. But in the early 1900s, there was a exodus of Puerto Ricans flying out there with a pan in the Pan Am Airlines that doesn't exist anymore to work in manufacturing companies over there for, you know, temporary. But they start. They start staying over there and then, well, they just, like bunnies, grew up in population.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Puerto Ricans were imported on Pan Am Airlines?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

To what city? Like Jersey? Is that how they got up there?

[Bobby Brown]

Now they get to New York first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

And then from New York, they start spreading all over different manufacturing companies. And the story goes, now we are all over. There's like over 8 million Puerto Ricans in the. In the world and 3.5 in the island.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was your grandfather flown in on Pan Am by one trip?

[Bobby Brown]

No, no, my grandfather. My grandfather was a fisherman over there in Ponce, Puerto Rico.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do?

[Bobby Brown]

I just retired from the U.S. army.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good.

[Bobby Brown]

And I'm taking care of my wife. My wife with Alzheimer's, and that's what I'm doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you start up in the Northeast and migrate? Did you snowbird down to Florida?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, exactly. They start spreading all over. That's how it went.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you hear my story about my Puerto Rican facilitator that was stealing from us?

[Bobby Brown]

Mechanic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you have any advice for me on how to. How to handle that situation better next time?

[Bobby Brown]

We can talk about off the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this is an open show. We're on the air. We want our listeners. We're a family.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay. One thing, one thing you can do with him. It is just, I don't know, it's a little difficult because he's been too many years already working with you guys. You know, he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we got rid of him. But I was just saying, like, next time, how do I. How do I be a little smarter and avoid this from happening? If I have a Puerto Rican that I put in power,

[Bobby Brown]

Well, I can occurs because there's some words I can tell him flat out and he will stop automatically.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobby Brown]

That's why. That's why I said. But I got a new issue. I got a 1984 Cheviot Camino for sale.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes. And guess where is that. It is in Puerto Rico.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Thank you. Y' all have a good one. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Pre K]

He wanted to sell his El Camino Puerto Rico.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wasn't taking the bait. He wasn't going where I was trying. I was trying to get him to go into how to coach me into wrangling Puerto Rican mechanics.

[Bobby Brown]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because, you know, it would have been funny as hell, but I just couldn't get him to hook up. He was just thinking about that El Camino too much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I gotta get him to the El Camino.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got in the news, boss?

[J.D. Ryan]

We have actually, speaking of an American Airlines jet going to Puerto Rico, believe it or not, from DFW airport, delayed over an hour and a half. You ever locked Your keys out of your car, or maybe you locked yourself out of your house. Imagine if you're the pilot and you realize you locked the cockpit door and you're on the outside. Oh, this happened to American Airlines this week. Took them an hour and a half to get in. How did they get back in that door? Did they kick it in? Did they. Somebody find the key? Nope. They had mechanics and technicians climb through the cockpit window. Oh, and we have a photo. Do we have photo?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, question. Are they on the ground in Puerto Rico?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they're on the ground at DFW airport on the way to Puerto Rico, trying to get there. Anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wondering if you were going into a Puerto Rican mechanic on the airplane?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no. Anyway, they. They tried to. You can see the [e-mail] where our stream is. And there they are climbing through the cockpit window. How embarrassing. Jerry Seinfeld may have predicted the actual problem, though, with this cut. Number 2.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are there keys to the plane? Do they need keys? Maybe that's what those delays on the ground are sometimes.

[Pre K]

Are you just sitting there at the gate? Maybe the pilot's just up there in

[John Clay Wolf]

the cockpit going, oh, I don't believe this. They tell you it's something mechanical because they don't want to come on the PA system. Ladies and gentlemen, we're going to be delayed here on the ground for a little while. I. I left the keys to the plane in my apartment. Technicians all running underneath the plane. You think they're servicing it, but they're actually looking for, like, the magnet. Hide a key under the wing. Maybe he left there somewhere.

[Pre K]

What's crazy, too, is there was a bunch of English soccer fans that were around there chanting that he lost his keys, too. This is crazy.

[Michael Turley]

Whose keys are these?

[Pre K]

And then when they found out whose keys they were, they started chanting again. English just love chanting about. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, they were down in the stockyards this week chanting, and I mean, they were all over the place.

[Pre K]

Any really soccer fans in general, except for Americans. Yeah. Americans are starting to get into it, but yeah, it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do they recognize that everybody all of a sudden knows exactly what to say?

[Pre K]

It's a college atmosphere. That's. That's really what it is. And so Americans are starting to realize, oh, okay, we just act like we're at a college football game, and that's

[John Clay Wolf]

what you cannot answer.

[Pre K]

Oh, damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody in the room? Name one US World cup team player.

[J.D. Ryan]

Player.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[Michael Turley]

You Juan, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Me? Nobody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prek. Do you know any world. Oh, he's not behind. Yeah, he is. Pre K. Yeah. Anyway, so when we win this whole thing, it's going to be so funny.

[Show Announcer]

Okay.

[Pre K]

That's not going to happen though.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we win this whole thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And everybody's like, I'm so proud and so excited. Everything. And they don't even know how to spell soccer. They don't know one person.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Yeah, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we're going to do good.

[Pre K]

Yeah, I agree. I think sweet 16, maybe elite eight. That's what I call they. They have different names. It's the final eight quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight years ago we went to Elite 8, didn't we?

[Pre K]

Corre? 2002, that's the furthest when they beat Mexico in the sweet 16, which was an amazing game.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do these players come from Puerto Rico?

[Pre K]

Fairly Americans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Barely Americans.

[Pre K]

A lot. Not a lot of them are. I mean, they've had a stint in America.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

They've landed here.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Although there's Freeman is a. His. You know this John?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Pre K]

Antonio Freeman. Remember him? Wide receiver?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Pre K]

NFL?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Pre K]

His son, Antonio Brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember. No.

[Pre K]

Okay, this is a little bit, maybe a little bit before you're really focused. His son is one of the better strikers on the team and he scored a goal, second goal last night, yesterday. So there's starting to be some more, you know, I guess famous types of players that they. Their kids are actually starting to get into soccer, so. Because that's what it'll get. It'll take Crab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Southern California. What's up?

[Bobby Brown]

Good morning, John. You guys are looking good this morning. You're supposed to be out here in Santa Ana, but I guess you wanted to celebrate Gay Pride month for that shirt you're wearing. Because it hurts my dyes, dude. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, first of all, I don't think it's Gay Pride Month. Second of all, this is my Juneteenth celebration shirt. I busted it out for Juneteenth. Are you reading it, Crab? It's all. It's. You can see [e-mail] on the stream. Sugar Hill Gang, the original rap artist. It's what drug me into the culture.

[Michael Turley]

First and still the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

77, I guess. Yeah, yeah. And I was, you know, they see you see the stupid lads on YouTube, on Facebook and this T shirt thing. And I saw the Sugar Hill Gang T shirt and I bought it. And Crab now is claiming that I'm a homosexual because I'm wearing a lollipop looking shirt.

[Michael Turley]

Well, Crab ought to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Crab, go to Coral Corolla. Is doing a screening tonight at the Jordan family center of the KROC documentary.

[Bobby Brown]

Wait for me, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I can't. I can't make it. You want crab to represent you? Yeah, you can represent me. Go get a sugar hill gang shirt.

[Bobby Brown]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobby Brown]

Hey, happy father's day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Oh, it's father's day too? It is tomorrow. 800, 800. The next segment is the car segment where you call in with your cars. What is that? That is a short segment where I bid cars on the radio right now for you guys. If you want to sell your car, just go to 800. Call 800-800-7234. That spells out 800-800-RADIO and call me and give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. We do buy Lamborghinis. We do buy Ferraris. We buy junk. We buy crap and shinola and everything in between. Forgivemetheven.com America's Best Car buyer wranglers diesel trucks. You know, hey, a hundred dollar car is $100 car. A $10 car, $10 car, $100,000 car. What's the most expensive car we bought on here in a while? It's probably that SLS Mercedes for 250 grand. Yeah, I called in from Mississippi, bought a SLS bins from him for 250 grand right here on the radio show. So yes, it's very real. And you can call in right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And if you can't get through or you don't want to be on the air, just go to givemetheven.com be right back.

[Michael Turley]

I never did before she said damn

[J.D. Ryan]

fly guy I'm in love with you Casanova legend must have been true I said, by the way baby, what's your name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Said I go by the name Lois Lane. I'm worth a lot more. I'm worth a lot more.

[Michael Turley]

I'm worth more.

[Show Announcer]

You know what?

[Michael Turley]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

@givemethevin.com you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at give me the vin. Because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust and ease of transaction. GiveMeTheVin.com, america's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Michael Turley]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the

[Michael Turley]

so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Presented by givemethevent.com Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

John. In Sarasota, Florida. 08 Sport Track, Ford V8, 61,000 miles. Two wheel drive, leather average. Rough or clean?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, it's pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it rusty?

[Bobby Brown]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure you're in Florida?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty sure? I heard pretty. I need a sure. I want to buy it. I just don't want rust.

[Bobby Brown]

No, no, it's clean. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does five grand buy it?

[Bobby Brown]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does five grand buy it?

[Bobby Brown]

I can't hear you. I'm sorry. I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does $5,000 buy the 08 Sport track, little Ford truck, 51 5050. We'll split the difference.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna have a. Just do this then load it up into givemetheven.com right now and they'll hop right on it. My guys will be right on, John. A 21 Toyota Tacoma. It says you paid 30 grand for it with a hundred thousand miles. What do you want me to do about it?

[Bobby Brown]

I just want you to let me know how I did. You did a little sick about it, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think you did real bad. I think you did terrible. I think you should just bought a new one for 37.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh,

[John Clay Wolf]

Peter. A 13 Port Richie, Florida. 13 Grand Sport Vet, rebuilt title, 50,000 miles. What you do in this one is take the regular price and cut it in half. You there?

[Bobby Brown]

Half, huh? Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's half. Rebuilt title half. That's how I bid them half. So if it's 20 grand, I give 10. If it's 30 grand, I get 15. Go to givemetheven.com loaded up. We'll get it. 67 Impala convertible. Been sitting 35 years. Is your buddy still alive?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. Yeah, he's still alive, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

One of them deals where he's in a. In a buying need to sell. Called me. Numbers matching car. It's all original. Everything is there. But it's been sitting in a barn for 35 years. I mean, it needs them.

[John Clay Wolf]

It needs some. It needs everything. Sure.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hey, I'm gonna have a guy named hot rod Kyle give you a call that handles these kind of cars for us. He's my. He's my go to. And I just took a picture of your phone number and sent it to him. Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

All right, bud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, James. My name is John Claywolf by cars in the Air for America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com Good morning, Philly. Good morning, Pitt. Good morning, DC. Glad you're here with us.

[Show Announcer]

Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Hit him up 800-800-RODIO and check out the [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Woman, you better put your inside voice on when you talk to me. Junior, go upstairs, wash your ass. Get ready for bed. Mama, I'll be there in a minute. When they traded the. The white and black couple, they traded wives.

[Michael Turley]

Awesome.

[Pre K]

Oh, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that feels great. Watch your tone. And he with the inside voice.

[Bobby Brown]

What a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Trump, Iran. Oil traders are panicking. Every guy@buc EE's thinks he's an expert on politics. Gas prices drop a few cents, and Americans are reacting like they hit. Like they hit the Powerball. Honey, fill up both tanks in the truck. We're back, baby. Inflation is still so bad. I saw a guy at the grocery store, grabbed guacamole and he was looked at the price. He put it back. And I heard him whisper to himself, maybe next year. World Cups underway. Which means every American man who ignored soccer for the last four years is suddenly saying, shoot it. Nobody understands offsides. Not the fans, not the announcers. Pretty sure half the players don't understand it either. I sure don't. And to be honest, half the men watching the World cup aren't even watching the game. They're just saying, who are we rooting for again? Yeah, I don't know, but Sweden's having a hell of a season, and I'm looking forward to the Argentina and Brazilian games. Richard Rollins and I did a podcast this week, and we. We were voting the hottest three women.

[Pre K]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course what? So what is the. Of the FIFA games, which ones have the best women? Turley?

[Bobby Brown]

Three.

[Pre K]

So top three? Sweden for sure. Colombia.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

And then I would go, man, that's a tough one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you're out, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

norwegian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, nor does. Is Norway in.

[Pre K]

Yeah, Norway, Norway or Netherlands? What are you thinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are yours. Your three?

[J.D. Ryan]

I would say Norwegian.

[Pre K]

It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norway is the name of the country or whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Norwegian women.

[Pre K]

Okay, I'm gonna go, by the way, don't be sexist. Brazil. Three for me. Brazil.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I'm sorry, I gotta go. Brazil and Mexican.

[Pre K]

Mexico. Really?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about you, Bob?

[Michael Turley]

England.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, come on, stop it, Bob.

[Michael Turley]

Israel.

[Pre K]

All right, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Japan, you know, pre K. What are your top three best looking women spotting that you think if you're gonna go to a game, it would be

[Pre K]

for the World Cup.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the World Cup.

[Pre K]

You say top three hotties?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the top three hottie countries.

[Pre K]

Oh, that's a good question.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it is. That's why I ask it.

[Pre K]

Number one, usa. There we go. All right.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Number two, maybe like a Brazil or something. You know, you see some of those, like, football matches where they show the crowd in Brazil, and you see some real dime pieces in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I figured you say Guana or something.

[Pre K]

Why Ivory Coast?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he just. He's a white black guy, and I figured he'd go for the African countries.

[Michael Turley]

Well, yeah.

[Pre K]

Number three, I'm gonna say Nigeria.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Got to love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell me about your new album, Electric Blue. Yeah, you got that from me, and I'm flattered.

[Pre K]

Oh, well, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You.

[Pre K]

You put me onto the. What is it? Something like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Old European soft porn from the 80s called electric blue. Yeah, like if you had view TV and you had a descrambler, you could catch it late night. Electric.

[Pre K]

You put me onto the theme song from there, and I was like, man, I love this theme song. And it was all about sex and drugs and cars and. And all this. And so I was like, man, that's. That's what I wanted this album to be about, man. So, yeah, it's just give us your

[John Clay Wolf]

heart, your emotional, your artist. So to tell us your inspiration. You're doing it, but a little more like when you're really sitting down and creating your craft.

[Pre K]

What inspires me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this album, what it means to your poetry, man.

[Pre K]

Mostly I just wanted to, you know, get on that auto tune and start singing like Keith Sweat and talking about how. How these. How these hoes be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, hey, and how do these hoes be, man?

[Pre K]

They be trifling.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you have any of his art that you could share with us, Charlie? What. What's the best hit? What's your. What's your fan favorite so far on this new lp?

[Pre K]

Oh, man, you know, it's. I'm getting a lot of good feedback. People say that they love something about every track, but, you know, the first track, which kind of sets the tone. Please. Is a real banger.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have it, Mike, we got

[Pre K]

that one loaded up. I'll get it in a second. I did not. Wasn't expecting it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please might be the breakout hit.

[Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's, you know, not just about, you know, it's not anything crazy. It's just saying, you know, Please, you can't see me. I'm. I'm the, you know, the alpha and omega here. I am the greatest rapper in the world, okay? And, yeah, it's a lot of bangers. Salacious slaps.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what is 817 cash now about?

[Pre K]

Oh, that's. It's a flip on the old, you know, call Pre k. Pimps worth 817 cash now, okay? It's my money and I need it. Now what is that about?

[Michael Turley]

It's a lot more funky on the record.

[Pre K]

It's about pimping, man. What's going on? Pop your collar with me one time, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do they find this CD?

[Pre K]

Smash squad world dot com. Y' all can hit me up. I'm sending out CDs in the mail all week. I was going to send some CDs out in the mail yesterday. June teeth got me all messed up. Dang. Post office closed for a holiday. But shout out to Juneteenth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure. Do you have it where you can just download it since CD players are not as abundant as they once were.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[Pre K]

If you a square bear and ain't got no CD player, man, you can go on YouTube and just search Pre K. Electric Blue. That's P R E, Space K, A. Yeah, the full albums on there, but you only get the two bonus tracks if you order the cd.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got anything for us? Anything?

[Pre K]

I mean, I've got old, old stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we got to do something.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Because I was not anticipating. So, like Double Hammers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Remember this one?

[Show Announcer]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

See, Double Hammers is an exclusive on the cd. You got to get the CD for that one. Damage Double Hammers Bank

[John Clay Wolf]

Double Hammers doing Damage. Double Hammers. And we'll have more of Pre K's music during the break. We will play it on the stream. You can find [e-mail] Also, next Saturday, Dallas, Texas. Gas Monkey Live bar and grill. 20th year celebration of the jcw show. And we will be broadcasting live there.

[J.D. Ryan]

And by the way, if you want to know where we're gonna go after next week, because that's the end of the show. You want to know, you got to go to jcwshow.com and click on what? Michael?

[John Clay Wolf]

Join.

[J.D. Ryan]

Join.

[Pre K]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all you got to do.

[Pre K]

Because I would like to know what's going on because I don't know. Do you know, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

you got a clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of us have a clue.

[Bobby Brown]

We're gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna find out. I know, but I don't know. I know the deal ain't done till it's done. And the deal ain't done. Okay. And we're running out of time.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I gave him a year warning. Why did you have to come down to the wire like.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we're for sure on next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on next week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. But that's the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the celebration show and it's our last terrestrial broadcast. Unless we get a signed deal across the finish line between now and next Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is very trumpish Iran deal. Everybody's kind of move. All the parts are moving.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just dumb is what it is.

[Pre K]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I was definitely going to retire and then they called me and offered me something like, well, they got me thinking. And then I'm like, well, if I'm going to stay, I want this, this, this.

[Bobby Brown]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And like, well, we'll do that. I'm like, no, I need this, this, this. Like, well, we'll do this and this. I'm like, no, I need this, this

[J.D. Ryan]

and this and this.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. So there's one part of the deal that's not done.

[Show Announcer]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we'll know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna guess we're going to get a deal to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean that. I, I mean but because I've already

[J.D. Ryan]

taken the 4th of July off and I really wasn't planning on coming back. I was taking my headphones home today.

[Show Announcer]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean we're gonna do. We're definitely gonna be on next Saturday. It's gonna be our 20th year anniversary show at Gas Monkey live.

[Pre K]

And you can see the F6 there too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, I'm gonna have this F6. Richard and I's car. And actually I did sell him that car. He hadn't paid for it yet, but he will. Oh, my half of it. I mean, he said he bought it. We sent him a purchase order. It's a lot of money. But I was like, hey, I gotta have this car and I haven't driven it yet. So I'm gonna drive it next Saturday.

[Pre K]

Got it right before you sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Maybe he'll bring me a check. Check, please. We'll be right back. Telling your car just got easier. GiveMeTheVin.com is simple, fast and A plus rated by the Better Business Bureau and has thousands of Google reviews. Enter your VIN or license plate number, a couple of pics and prepare to be impressed. You'll always get the best offer on your vehicle because if we can't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100. Just go to givemethevin.com and get your check on the spot from America's best car buyer.

[Michael Turley]

Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do it live. Do it live.

[Pre K]

I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll write it and we'll do it live. Thing sucks.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the vin.com. call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will do it live. Good morning, everybody. It is Saturday, Juneteenth. June 20th. Juneteenth was yesterday. How many banking days are there? For now, Columbus Day is now indigence, Right?

[Pre K]

Columbus Day is. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

In. In indigenous.

[Pre K]

In something indigenous.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's different than indigent.

[Pre K]

Yeah, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not quite the same. Okay. Columbus Day, Martin Luther King Day. Juneteenth, Memorial day, Labor Day, July 4th. July 4th. So the redneck triple crown.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's six. Christmas, Thanksgiving. What are the days they close the bank down?

[Bobby Brown]

New Year's Day.

[Michael Turley]

What day?

[Bobby Brown]

New Year's Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. New Year's Day.

[Pre K]

Christmas Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I got Christmas.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanksgiving. I got that. Anyways, Juneteenth weekend. Rock and roll, dude.

[Michael Turley]

Rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm wearing my Juneteenth T shirt.

[Michael Turley]

Is that what that is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what does it say? Sugar Hill gang, dog.

[Bobby Brown]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta get down.

[Michael Turley]

I caught you around the corner. I thought it. Look, I could just see from here up, and I thought, well, that's a Steve Miller band shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, dude, it's a Sugar Hill.

[Michael Turley]

I can see it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Y' all don't want to hear me do that whole thing again.

[Michael Turley]

Where did you find that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Too good at it. It's kind of weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're really good at it. You should do it right now for my Juneteenth anthem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the music?

[Pre K]

I can get it real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will do it later. Let's do it later. Good morning, Philly. Good morning, Jersey. Pittsburgh, Orlando, Tampa Bay, Palm Beach, Carolina. Which Carolina? Charlotte, Raleigh, Asheville, Greensboro. And the D.C. d.C. Big 100. FIFA. Philly's kind of the headquarters for the Northeast, isn't it?

[Pre K]

Yes. Boston's got it going on there, too, but Philly's gonna have more of the. More games there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Philly is what? What do they got left? They've got. I forgot, but they're. They're playing to Philly at the Eagle Stadium, right?

[Pre K]

Yes. Veterans Stadium or whatever they call it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was looking at the games. Let's see what games are left in Philly.

[Pre K]

You want to make a trip up there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I've got to go.

[Pre K]

Next Friday, Monday, France plays Iraq there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caraco in Corteville, whatever that is. Croatia and Ghana, whatever that is.

[J.D. Ryan]

And, you know, whatever.

[Pre K]

So Friday, there's no games there in Philly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's. Where's Puerto Rico?

[Pre K]

They're not in the World Cup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I can guarantee if they were, they'd be playing Philly, dog, because that is where you find all the Puerto Ricans.

[Michael Turley]

Sure, sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that. In Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's more up there in Philly. Yeah, just in. In Jersey. Philly, New York.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Puerto Rican capital of the world. I wonder how they migrated from Key west to Philadelphia. But it was cold.

[Pre K]

I don't know how the Germans get to Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, airplanes.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did the Volkswagens get to Texas? You know Tonga.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know where Tonga is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Tonga or Tonga?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's called Tonga.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like some little island in the middle of nowhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they've come to Dallas, Fort Worth, a city called Euless. And they're just everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they play football. And they're good at it.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're really good at it.

[Bobby Brown]

Are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Puerto Ricans are good at soccer, aren't they? I know they're good at drinking and smoking and baseball.

[Pre K]

Yeah, I would say better at baseball than soccer.

[Michael Turley]

More notable for their baseball. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a good Puerto Rican story? No, I've got one.

[Pre K]

Oh, we know you have one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no doubt.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I got a few, but I can't really share them here.

[Pre K]

Yeah, there's. There's a lot has to do with what maybe theft.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's funny you mentioned that.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

My Puerto Rican story ends in theft. It's an unfortunate tale. Norman, the Puerto Rican, he was a great mechanic. He could fix Highline cars, Bentley's Lamborghinis. He had talent, but he would. He watched too many mob movies. And when he moved to Texas from Philadelphia, he would get our vendors, give me the VIN people that worked on all of our cars. We put them in charge. I put a Puerto Rican guy in charge of dispatch and handling all the accounts on repairs, and he was shaking them down. He would go to the vendors, he would get them started.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they'd start making money. And then he would go give them the shakedown. About the 10%. Vig.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vig.

[John Clay Wolf]

The vig.

[J.D. Ryan]

The money comes back to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Money comes back to me. And we are such a big account. These vendors told me when I finally discovered this, and I. I had all the vendors at the headquarters one day and told them the whole story. I said, hey, Norman's gone. And when we're done here, if you had to pay him any money. Bribery money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please meet me in my office. I'm not mad at you. I just want to know the truth.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In. The entire room was lined up outside my office.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every single one.

[John Clay Wolf]

This one guy told me a story how Norman went in there, got him started with some work, and they were small. And he said, I can load this whole place up. I can, you know, 10 times more work than what we're giving you. Go buy more lifts. Go hire more people. So they loaded it up, they made all this investment, and then he got them pregnant. And he said, oh, by the way, ten back to me. You gotta wet my beak.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So they were stuck.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

But how do you think you wouldn't get caught? That's the weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually put a plant on him and had a new vendor record herself talking to him. And I've got it on tape with the shakedown. Shakedown after. Yeah. And that was when I finally always get caught. Come on. Because I felt it. You could smell it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You have to understand how this work. Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Michael Turley]

You were for young. If you were young, you were for me. And I make a Jew out of work. But you got a lot of work. Because I'm the king of the world. I make it a king. John has mechanical king. But you get the three jobs. Or you get a regular three jobs. Then you pay for me the 10%. 10%. Make a juice safe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Slip it over.

[Michael Turley]

Because this other. Look at these other.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Other people. Yeah, the old people.

[Michael Turley]

They want to kill you. No, they want to kill you for your job.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think they want.

[Michael Turley]

I stop them. I protect you from them. So you pay me.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're protecting me from getting killed.

[Michael Turley]

And everyone will be happy.

[J.D. Ryan]

How would this. I don't believe so. I'm not happy.

[Bobby Brown]

I was.

[Michael Turley]

You like a margarita? Do you like the margarita?

[J.D. Ryan]

I do like margarita do in Philadelphia,

[Michael Turley]

which is a little bit of cocaine.

[Pre K]

God, that's kind of cadence that Norman had right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any of those drops handy? Oh, man, we had some norm drops because he was on the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Many times.

[Pre K]

Let me see if I can find some.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he traveled to Iowa, I believe. My brother hired him after he robbed me.

[Pre K]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I never Told you this? No. So when I let my brother go because he. He wasn't having success in the wholesale business, and he went to Iowa and started working a wholesale company with a different deal my brother did, and he brought Norman with him in that. Typical. It's just so typical.

[Pre K]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just so typical. The guy robs me, my brother gives him a job.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know this.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are brothers for, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but you didn't tell us this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Reminded how long that last. Couple years.

[Pre K]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because Norman's good enough to get you pregnant and get you trusted.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah, he's very good at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I should have known something when I brought him to Texas and I had to pay his parole off for two years in advance and talk to the parole officer to get him down. He got caught stealing keys from an auction yard and selling them on ebay. Like exotic keys.

[Pre K]

They're expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trust me. Norm knows all about it. But he was a reformed man. Yeah, but, God, that guy was good. When he was good. He was so good. I mean, he made us a lot more money than he stole.

[J.D. Ryan]

I remember you caught him once and then let him come back. And you're the king of second chances. I mean, you really.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did I catch him doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

You caught. You caught him stealing. We brought him on the radio. You. You dressed him down on the radio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then you let him go back to work with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I was trying to shame him into going straight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. That's exactly what you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You find any, by any chance?

[Pre K]

Yeah, I can't tell what they are. They're. They're long form.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they're long form.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

So let me see.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just want to hear the accent.

[J.D. Ryan]

You called him in the studio on the air and said, here's what we got. And then next thing I know, he's back working for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? You don't have it. Okay.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, don't say you got it if you don't got it.

[Pre K]

I've got stuff I don't have, but

[John Clay Wolf]

can you just press play?

[Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He doesn't trust play.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you can take the sound back. You can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Yes, we're live. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. June 20th. My name is John Clay Wolf. Bobbo, J.D. mike Turley. Pre K. He's a white black man. So this is a special weekend for the brand new CD with a brand new rap Album. I mean, you think I'm kidding? Holla, holla, holla, holla back. When we come back, you can holla and tell us about your brand new cd, what's it called?

[J.D. Ryan]

Electric Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. We'll be right back with more. The John Clay will show I am worth more. Am I worth more?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

[Bobby Brown]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right. @givemetheven.com you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at give me the vin. Because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin.com, america's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Michael Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

Yo. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit em up 800-800-radio and check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com Now, John Clay Wolf, do you remember when Bill

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Gate Gay Ken cooked fish in the microwave at the office about five years ago?

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah. I'll never forget that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you there?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's. Yeah, but it's so weird because I have a story about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's so weird. I have a story about that too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you? Oh, no, mine. That. Mine's good or better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mine is real life. Real time. Yesterday, I walk in, okay, Two in the afternoon. Noon. Okay, walk into the studio here, downstairs. Because downstairs, living quarters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Upstairs, studio, downstairs, kitchen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Homeboy is watching tv.

[Pre K]

Who's homeboy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. And it is a. My eyes just start watering.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[Bobby Brown]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was cooking fish and he just.

[Michael Turley]

A can of tuna fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, you know the guy that. The listener that sent us all that albacore tuna from very good tuna fishing boats.

[J.D. Ryan]

So good. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo decided to turn into Chef Tell with it and. No, I mean in the microwave. I don't know. How do you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, what was it?

[Michael Turley]

You make a pot of shells and cheese the traditional way.

[Bobby Brown]

Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

You add the cheese, all right.

[Michael Turley]

Little red pepper flakes, garlic salt, tad bit of butter. Get your macaroni where it's done.

[Bobby Brown]

Don't.

[Michael Turley]

Don't pour all the water out. You want kind of a wet palette.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Drain the fish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Drain the juice out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Drain it out. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's where the smell is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sure.

[Michael Turley]

Put the fish in the pot. Spread it up good, right? Did that Thursday night. Okay, so delicious, but I can't eat three pounds of it. So yesterday when John popped in, I was having the leftovers and they were just. I mean, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you heat it?

[Michael Turley]

Anything in a pan, a saucepan, the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The reheat yesterday. I know the first time you cooked it, you probably did it on the oven, but the second time.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, I. I ate about half the pan. Put the pan in the refrigerator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Took it out yesterday, put it on the stove and heated it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think it smelled that foul on Thursday also when you cooked it the first time?

[Michael Turley]

Partner, you know I love you, but it didn't smell foul at all. I think you're just a bit of a wuss about some things and I don't blame you for it and I forgive you. And I've already said seven times now,

[John Clay Wolf]

sorry, hoss, we opened up and because

[Michael Turley]

I'm such a stand up guy, you got a count. I actually lied to you. I said, gosh, I feel terrible about it, John, you know, we opened up the. Listen, he's not describing the situation right? So John walks in and his eyes got big and he looked at me. Have you ever watched Gilligan's island?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

You remember, Mrs. Howell?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

When something traumatic happens, you figure,

[J.D. Ryan]

right?

[Michael Turley]

It was just like that. I said, oh, my God, what happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[Michael Turley]

Did somebody hit you, man? Like, what the heck? What's that smell? I said, oh, it's my Mac and cheese, man.

[Pre K]

John is going back because of the flashback of the time when somebody in the office heated up fish in the microwave. He walked in. I'll never forget. We were sitting there and he's like,

[John Clay Wolf]

who the hell is cooking fish? I did that?

[Pre K]

Yes. Oh, my. And everybody stopped on the floor.

[Michael Turley]

Just what kind of fish was that? He had like some tilapia fillets, something. Don't microwave. No, I don't microwave anything. And you guys know that I don't even have a microwave in my home, so I don't microwave anything.

[Bobby Brown]

Popcorn.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we made a new deal, right?

[Michael Turley]

Well, you may need to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm. Let's reinstate our deal because. I'm serious.

[Michael Turley]

You don't need to. You've already got a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. We got a deal.

[Michael Turley]

You've got a deal.

[Pre K]

What's the deal?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo's not going to cook fish here, okay?

[Michael Turley]

I'm going to eat macaroni when I feel like macaroni if I have to do it late at night. I'll just do that. You can't tell a grown ass man

[John Clay Wolf]

telling you not to eat macaroni. I just don't want to cook fish here because it stinks outside.

[Pre K]

What about outside? Do whatever you want outside, okay, but not inside.

[Michael Turley]

It didn't smell like anything, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It smelled like ass.

[Michael Turley]

He opened all the doors in 10 minutes. It was clean.

[Pre K]

Yeah, but that whiff of smell when you walk in, then you start worrying about it getting in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The staining, right? Stain. The stain, the smell.

[Michael Turley]

If you're a girly man, you worry that way.

[J.D. Ryan]

My story's from South Carolina. The police officer that walked into the break room and his coworker, also a police officer, was cooking fish in the microwave. So what does he do? He pulls his service revolver.

[Bobby Brown]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pointed it at the guy and said, never do that again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Obviously, that police officer no longer works for the South Carolina Police Department in Myrtle Beach. But you don't pull a gun on somebody, so. Bob. So it could have been worse. See, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of guns right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of guns.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe a couple more than you know about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here we go.

[Pre K]

Get a duel over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trumper's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting tuna fish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Getting froggy.

[Michael Turley]

God, we're gonna get Gunny.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I tell people. What? You know, like, what do you want for lunch? Give me anything. Anything. Anything but fish.

[Pre K]

You just don't like fish or.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'll eat it a couple times a year.

[Pre K]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just. It's just that smell.

[Michael Turley]

You have an aversion.

[Pre K]

You had it. There was a trauma with a female at one time, wasn't there?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I mean, I'm. There has been, but that's not the fish problem.

[Michael Turley]

What are you talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing. He's not talking about anything.

[Bobby Brown]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That stuff's bad, though.

[Bobby Brown]

It's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, fat. The milk's gone bad. Charlie Murphy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so we're changing the subject now to how about divorce? You want to hear about Jelly Roll's divorce? Oh, he filed for divorce from his wife, Bunny xo, citing irreconcilable differences. Despite the split, by the way, the two are still close friends. Now here's a little bit of what they've been saying about each other. This week at number three, on Mother's

[John Clay Wolf]

Day, we had a little bit of an argument. I was so fed up and so tired that I just looked at him and I said, well, then file the divorce papers. Me and my wife are best friends. We will always be best friends. Doesn't sound like it.

[Pre K]

So mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we were so emotional that he ended up doing exactly what I told him to do and filing the divorce papers. Was I blindsided and was this divorce mutual? No.

[Michael Turley]

Nobody cheated on nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

That will be my best friend forever. This is the only time I will ever speak about it. I felt like we deserve this.

[Michael Turley]

To go to therapy and figure out

[John Clay Wolf]

he didn't feel that way. And I respect it. My husband and I are ending this marriage on the best possible terms that

[Michael Turley]

you could ever have a divorce.

[Bobby Brown]

Bunny.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love you, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

With that being said, cheers, everybody. Thanks for coming out tonight.

[Michael Turley]

Jelly roll out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jelly roll out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He must have realized he married a prostitute. It finally hit him.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think. I think it's a publicity stunt. They're both saying really nice things about each other, so that way when they get back together, nobody can say.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you called her a.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he did not. She's my best friend ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's why he's an ugly man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a filthy ugly man. But he's wealthy now and she is too, because that she. She wrote it up with him. There ain't no way his ex con drug addicted ass pre numped her before

[Michael Turley]

they got married 15 years ago. She gave him a place to live.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's down for half.

[Bobby Brown]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's probably get the divorce so she can get her money and then they'll get back together. He's lucky to have her, even though she was a prostitute. Yeah, he's ugliest as sin.

[Michael Turley]

Well, the tattoos don't help either because now that he's gotten skinny, you can almost see like a different shape on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's like reads different. It went from fat boy to skinny boy.

[Pre K]

When you read the eyebrows are longer and stretched out.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just don't look crazy. Oh, no, let's go with this.

[Michael Turley]

I'll go with this. For her looks alone. And she's got a pretty good public Persona personality. You don't lose a woman like that. Same thing with Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. You don't lose a woman like that no matter what else you have to do.

[Pre K]

Do you think he's doing it because of his new image as a preacher and he's got to get rid of the.

[J.D. Ryan]

The, you know, I didn't even think of that.

[Pre K]

Yeah, that's kind of like somebody's in his ear saying, hey, you just got to get rid of this. Because he's talking, you know, one thing about God here and then she's over There talking about, well, other things.

[John Clay Wolf]

She went on Howard Stern and talked about all of her stuff. The truth. I don't know. I think the whole thing's so stupid. I mean, hey, real, real quick. Speech impediment. Terence, what do you think? Do you think that jelly roll is ugly and that bunny is a hoe?

[Bobby Brown]

Jelly roll, man. Jelly belly. Let's see. No way, Joe. I got some stores here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we don't have time for that. We'll get to that in a little bit. We're gonna. This is a tease. Speech impediment, Terrence. Coming up, the rapper. Speech impediment. Hang tight. That fella, he's something else. We gotta meet this guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to meet him at this

[J.D. Ryan]

point, at some point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get him a Greyhound ticket up to Walnut Stream, okay? I mean, pick him up at the ymca. We'll be right back, man. That's where he lives at. John Clay Wolf show jcwshow.com Dallas guys, we're doing live at Gas Monkey Ice House next Saturday, our 20 year anniversary show. We hope to see there. Bring your crew cars also, and the F6 will be there on display. Be right back after this break. Going into the next hour. Yeah, that's how I get by.

[Michael Turley]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations Like Pittsburgh Penns, WDVE Rocks and 97.5 KFNC, Houston's home for ESPN radio. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf

[J.D. Ryan]

show right after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might drink a little I might smoke a lot Coming down the good times Staring down the climb Throw some hallelujah to the big man in the sky.

[Show Announcer]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show, taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up 800-800-RADIO and check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com now. John Clay Wolf, do you remember when

[John Clay Wolf]

big, gay, gay Ken cooked fish in the microwave at the office about five years ago?

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah. I'll never forget that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you there?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's so weird because I have a story about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's so weird I have a story about that, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you know mine? That mine's good or better?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mine is real life, real time. Yesterday, I walk in, okay, two in the afternoon noon, walk into the studio here, downstairs, because downstairs, living quarters, upstairs, studio, downstairs, kitchen. Homeboy is watching TV Who's Homeboy Bob. And it is a. My eyes just start watering.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. He was cooking fish. Oh, no. And he just.

[Michael Turley]

A can of tuna fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, you know, the guy that. The listener that sent us all that albacore tuna from Very Good Tuna Fishing Boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

So good. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo decided to turn into Chef Tell with it and.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I mean the microwave.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. How do you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it wasn't.

[Michael Turley]

But you make a pot of shells and cheese the traditional way.

[Bobby Brown]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

You add the cheese.

[Bobby Brown]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Little red pepper flakes, garlic salt, tad bit of butter. Get your macaroni where it's done.

[Bobby Brown]

Don't.

[Michael Turley]

Don't pour all the water out. You want kind of a wet palette? Okay. Drain the fish.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Drain the juice out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Drain it out.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's where the smell is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sure.

[Michael Turley]

Put the fish in the pot. Shredded up good, right? Did that Thursday night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

So delicious. But I can't eat three pounds of it. So yesterday when John popped in, I was having the leftovers and they were just. I mean, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you heat it?

[Michael Turley]

Anything in a pan, a saucepan, the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The reheat yesterday. I know the first time you cooked it, you probably did it on the oven, but the second time.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, I. I ate about half the pan. Put the pan in the refrigerator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Took it out yesterday, put it on the stove and heated it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think it smelled that foul on Thursday also when you cooked it the first time?

[Michael Turley]

Partner, you know I love you, but it didn't smell foul at all. I think you're just a bit of a wuss about some things, and I don't blame you for it and I forgive you. And I've already said seven times now,

[John Clay Wolf]

sorry, hoss, we opened up.

[Michael Turley]

And because I'm such a stand up

[John Clay Wolf]

guy, you got a count.

[Michael Turley]

I actually lied to you. I said, gosh, I feel terrible about it. John, you know, we opened up. He's not describing the situation right? So John walks in and his eyes got big and he looked at me. Have you ever watched Gilligan's island?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

You remember, Mrs. Howell?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

When something traumatic happens, you figure,

[Bobby Brown]

right?

[Michael Turley]

It was just like that. I said, oh, my God, what happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[Michael Turley]

Did somebody hit you, man? Like, what the heck? What's that smell? I said, oh, it's my Mac and cheese, man.

[Pre K]

John is going back because of the flashback of the time when somebody in the office heated up fish in the microwave. He walked in. I'll never forget. We were sitting there and he's like,

[John Clay Wolf]

who the hell is cooking fish? I did that?

[Pre K]

Yes. Oh, my. And everybody stopped on the floor.

[Michael Turley]

Just what kind of fish was that? He had like some tilapia fillets or something. Don't microwave.

[Show Announcer]

No.

[Michael Turley]

And I don't microwave anything. And you guys know that. I don't even have a microwave in my home, so I don't microwave anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Popcorn. But we made a new deal, right?

[Michael Turley]

Well, you made a new deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm. Let's reinstate our deal because. I'm serious.

[Michael Turley]

You don't need to. You've already got a deal.

[Pre K]

Okay, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a deal.

[Michael Turley]

You've got a deal.

[Pre K]

What's the deal?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob's not going to cook fish here, okay?

[Michael Turley]

I'm going to eat macaroni when I feel like macaroni. If I have to do it late at night, I'll just do that. You can't tell a grown ass man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you not to eat macaroni. I just don't want to cook fish here because it stinks outside.

[Pre K]

What about outside? Do whatever you want outside, okay, but not inside.

[Michael Turley]

It didn't smell like anything, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It smelled like ass.

[Michael Turley]

He opened all the doors in 10 minutes. Minutes it was clean.

[Pre K]

Yeah, but that whiff of smell when you walk in, then you start worrying

[John Clay Wolf]

about it getting staining, right? Stain. The stain. The smell.

[Michael Turley]

If you're a girly man, you worry that.

[J.D. Ryan]

My stories from South Carolina. The police officer that walked into the break room and his co worker, also a police officer, was cooking fish in the microwave. So what does he do? He pulls his service revolver.

[Show Announcer]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pointed it at the guy and said, never do that again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Obviously that police officer no longer works for the South Carolina police Department in Myrtle Beach. But you don't pull a gun on somebody, so.

[Bobby Brown]

Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it could have been worse. See, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a lot of guns right there. A lot of guns.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a whole. Yeah, you never know.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe a couple more than you know about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here we go. Get a duel over Trump is getting tuna fish.

[Michael Turley]

God, we're gonna get gunny.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I tell people. What? You know, like, what do you want for lunch? Give me anything. Anything. Anything but fish.

[Pre K]

You just don't like fish or.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'll eat it a couple times a year.

[Pre K]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just. It's just that smell.

[Michael Turley]

You have an aversion.

[Pre K]

You had it. There was a trauma with a female at one time, wasn't there?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I mean, I'm There has been, but that's not the fish problem.

[Michael Turley]

What are you talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing. He's not talking about.

[Michael Turley]

What's he talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

Anything.

[Bobby Brown]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That stuff's bad, though.

[Bobby Brown]

It's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the milk's gone bad. Charlie Murphy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so we're changing the subject now to how about divorce? You want to hear about Jelly Roll's divorce? Oh, he filed for divorce from his wife, Bunny xo, citing irreconcilable differences. Despite the split, by the way, the two are still close friends. Now here's a little bit of what they've been saying about each other. This week at number three, on Mother's

[John Clay Wolf]

Day, we had a little bit of an argument. I was so fed up and so tired that I just looked at him and I said, well, then file the divorce papers. Me and my wife are best friends. We will always be best friends. Doesn't sound like it.

[Pre K]

So mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we were so emotional that he ended up doing exactly what I told him to do and filing the divorce papers. Was I blindsided? And was this divorce mutual?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Nobody cheated on nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

That will be my best friend forever. This is the only time I will ever speak about it.

[Michael Turley]

I felt like we deserve to go

[John Clay Wolf]

to therapy and figure out he didn't feel that way. And I respect it. My husband and I are ending this marriage on the best possible terms that

[Michael Turley]

you could ever have a divorce, Bunny.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love you, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

With that being said, cheers, everybody. Thanks for coming out tonight.

[Michael Turley]

Jelly Roll out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jelly Roll out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He must have realized he married a prostitute. It finally hit him.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's a. I think it's a publicity stunt. They're both saying really nice things about each other, so that way when they get back together, nobody can say.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you called her a.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he did not. She's my best friend ever. So that's why we're.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an ugly man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a filthy ugly man. But he's wealthy now and she is, too, because that she. She wrote it up with him. There ain't no way. His ex con, drug addicted ass prenuped her before they got married.

[Michael Turley]

Homeless 15 years ago. She gave him a place to live.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's down for half.

[Bobby Brown]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's. They'll probably go get the divorce so she can get her money and then they'll get back together. He's lucky to have her. Even though she was a prostitute. Yeah, he's ugliest as sin.

[Michael Turley]

Well, the tattoos don't help either, because now that he's gotten skinny. You can almost see like a different shape on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's like reads different. It went from fat boy to skinny boy. When you read the eyebrows, tattoos are

[Pre K]

longer and stretched out.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just don't look crazy. Oh, no, it's this.

[Michael Turley]

I'll go with this for her looks alone. And she's got a pretty good public Persona personality. You don't lose a woman like that. Same thing with Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. You don't lose a woman like that no matter what else you have to do.

[Pre K]

Do you think he's doing it because of his new image as a preacher and he's got to get rid of the, the, you know, I didn't even think of that. Yeah, that's kind of like somebody's in his ear saying, hey, you just got to get rid of this. Because he's talking, you know, one thing about God here and then she's over there talking about, well, other things.

[John Clay Wolf]

She went on Howard Stern and talked about all of her stuff. The truth. I don't know. I think the whole thing's so stupid. I mean, hey, real, real quick. Speech impediment. Terence, what do you think? Do you think that jelly roll is ugly and that bunny is a hoe?

[Bobby Brown]

Jelly roll, man. Jelly belly. Let's see. No way, Joe. I got some stores here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we don't have time for that. We'll get to that in a little bit. We're gonna. This is a tease. Speech impediment, Terrence. Coming up, the rapper. Speech impediment. Hang tight. That fella, he's something else. We gotta meet this guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to meet him at this point.

[J.D. Ryan]

At some point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get him a Greyhound ticket up to Walnut Stream. Okay? I mean, pick him up at the ymca. We'll be right back, man. That's where he lives at. John Clay Wolf Show. JCW show.com Dallas guys, we're doing live at Gas Monkey Ice House next Saturday, our 20 year anniversary show. We hope to see there. Bring your cars also, and the F6 will be there on display. Be right back after this break. Going into the next hour. Yeah, that's how I get by.

[Michael Turley]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Pittsburgh, Penn 2.5 WDVE rocks and 97.5 KFNC, Houston's home for ESPN radio. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf

[J.D. Ryan]

show right after this,

[Michael Turley]

Throw some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hallelujah, Shimon. He taught you how to ride a bike to go a ball and tie your tight. The silly jokes will make him laugh but don't you touch Mr. Mustache he's wearing saints, he's wearing cargo shorts. If he's not watching war movies, he's out on the golf course because he's dead. He's dead. Come on now. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. He's dead. Shimon. You can call him Padre, Papa or Pops Just to tell you once again, he's dead. And live from Walnut Springs, Texas, it's Saturday.

[Show Announcer]

Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre K, Keith Richards, Rush Limbo and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Breaking news. The Strait of Hormuz is closed again.

[Bobby Brown]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

What, what, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm not making it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Israel went and hit Lebanon.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're saying we're closing her again. So all the gas prices going down. So let me go to the deal and see cnbc, see what the oil futures have done. You know, that's just happened, like right now.

[Michael Turley]

You know, Israel barely survived the Holocaust.

[Pre K]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

With the Germans, like a long time ago. And they don't. They don't play and they don't toy. But at some point, I mean, when have you bombed your neighbors enough?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that's been going on since Washington. Biblical times.

[Bobby Brown]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a fight that we're not gonna fix. But I can tell you that the reserves are getting low on the oil, like Cushing, Oklahoma, where it's all. It's coming down. It's getting to a point where it's fixed to be a real problem. And we will start blowing stuff up for real, I promise you. Trading market right now, I'm looking right now, and it went down. And now in the past two minutes, it's gone up 2%. It's going to keep going up. Yeah, we. They're going to force our hand on this, aren't they? We're going to start blowing up bridges. We're going to do what we threatened the first time.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's all because of our friends in Israel. They can't stop hitting Lebanon.

[Michael Turley]

Lack of restraint there a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, when I saw that, when I saw Israel strike in Lebanon, I'm like, man, I wonder if Iran's going to be all right with that. I mean, they're Going to blame us for that.

[Bobby Brown]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're just saying, hey, we're closing her down again. It's not good, dude.

[Michael Turley]

Now, the reason that Iran.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this is great stuff. I don't think anybody here really understands. Or Maybe you do, J.D. if you've been studying it, the balance of the economy of what's going on here right now is pretty heavy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very, very heavy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very heavy.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He ain't heavy. He's my oily. 800. My brother is bad. Got it badly. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Pre K]

So the negotiations are over, that's for sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

For now, they're saying Iran is sending a. A group of folks to where closing the vinyl strait. I'm trying to read as we're doing this. This literally just happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Because when you come to New Switzerland.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Washington and Tehran are headed. Sending negotiators to Switzerland now as renewed strikes between Israel and Hezbollah test the timochal democratic process. Wow, wow, wow, wow.

[Pre K]

And it was just a truce that was being signed for 60 days. It was an actual peace. Peace. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

So they kicked the can down another 60 days, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can't take another 60 days without oil flow.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously, so what do you do?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just bomb the hell out of Iran? I mean, we've been doing that, but

[John Clay Wolf]

not like we really can.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not like we can, but they, they don't seem to take us.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I don't know. And maybe a listener knows, you know. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our calling number in pre K. You're going to have to screen these guys for people that have theories. Drunk uncles versus real people. But please, I would like to hear from you. I mean, so when they close it down, what are they physically doing? They have battleships out there. Not letting them through.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we come through and just blow them up top.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which we have not done yet, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we should come over the top. Top Gun style. Tom Cruise will be flying B52s and boom, boom, boom, boom. Well, that's what's fixed to happen. Yeah, that's what's fixed to happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Carpet bombing.

[Pre K]

Well, they're worried about the drones that they have and then the landmine. So they have to do all that too. Because it's not just. They only have so many ships out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

They've got quite an arsenal of missiles too, still in Iraq.

[Pre K]

So those tankers are afraid of that. That's what they're for.

[John Clay Wolf]

A good reason oh, yeah, for sure. But now they're so close to it, they got a bad. They got to put her in reverse. If the whole state country of Iran sounds like a bat, like all of the forklifts in the warehouse went into backup mode, that's what the ships are doing right now because they got to back up and clear the way because we're fixing to blow some stuff up. I guarantee you, if this is real, there's no way not to. We can't handle not having oil. It's cutting off oxygen, the way the world works. Jim, in Hot Springs, Arkansas, that's who I wanted to hear a political viewpoint from right in the center of the heartland. Are you there?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, sir. My only comment is, I understand that, you know, we need oil 100%. I served honorably in the military. But when you're reporting on Israel bombing Lebanon, how about putting the precursor in there that Hezbollah is firing at them first? Let's be fair and do both sides here, you know, because it's not just

[John Clay Wolf]

Israel first, like recently first or first a while back. I mean, did they fire off like. Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, that's what all the bombing has been the last few days is Lebanon attacks with rockets. The day before yesterday, they attacked with rockets and killed four IDF soldiers. So, yes, Israel has to respond. That's true. Like, if we respond when Iran. Iran shoots at our ships, we respond.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

We wouldn't expect some other country to kill our soldiers and us not respond.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agreed. And I have not been following it close enough to know the X's and O's of that moment. So if that's the case, and that is correct.

[Pre K]

Yeah. They fired on and killed four soldiers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Israel soldier.

[Pre K]

Go ahead, Baba.

[Michael Turley]

Lebanon's not like, really. I mean, it's Hezbollah that's firing those rockets.

[Bobby Brown]

Correct.

[Michael Turley]

Lebanon has indicated right up to the leader of Lebanon that we're not really the ones doing this, responsible for this. It's just they're embedded in us. It's just like Hamas in Gaza. It's not the total population. And the only reason Iran cares about Lebanon is because their terrorist proxy, Hezbollah is based there. And they're the closest ones to Israel that can do any realistic damage now that Gaza is crushed. And it's like, it's a bad deal. Netanyahu is no stranger to this kind of conflict. Right. And that October 7 thing, two years ago, two was a devastating, drastic attack. How many killed, how many hostages never came home? Right. Israel doesn't screw around. They can't. Because they've learned if they Give in. They might lose that. They might not exist anymore. So you have to consider that. But it ain't really the country of Lebanon that's firing on them. It's Hezbollah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Understood. In more important news. We need a real news reporter. Speech impediment. Terrence.

[Michael Turley]

Thank goodness.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got, boss? Catch us up. Story one.

[Bobby Brown]

You want the story?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're going to. And I'm going to keep you on track. I'm going to say story one, and when you start rambling too much, I'll say story two so you can kick to the next one. Okay?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. Okay. Wow. Okay, girl. Not you. I got my carot checking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Story 2.

[Bobby Brown]

Magnifying. A child. A child died as 35 by a bad girl who did drugs. A member of skid row says she was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Story three.

[Bobby Brown]

Taylor Swift has a mystery Then out of fake fancy outside red. Ah, shut up. You know, but I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something about Taylor Swift speak. What

[Bobby Brown]

she's like is instead of fire. But you know Gene Simmons. Yes, Gene Simmons. Jewel. I was at that disciplinary rehab in Sam Marcus, and I didn't see that. Now I'm watching that. Jesus was a smart guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a hell of a marketer, right?

[Michael Turley]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kiss coffins. He had me at kiss coffins. Hey, hey. Speech impediment. Terrence, are you there? You're having a bad speech day. You know, you and I've been doing this a while, and some days, you. You can pull it off. And some days it's just not all clicking right. And today's not your day, dog. Happy Father's Day.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah. Happy birthday. You know what happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

The kids go to school. Say, father, say, oh, yeah. Hey, mom, we don't want. She goes, you got our Father who are in heaven. I will be thy name.

[Pre K]

Amen.

[Bobby Brown]

Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as in heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give us speech impediment. Terence, thank you. It's so good to talk to you again. We'll finish the prayer on our own during.

[Michael Turley]

They must have thrown a hell of a Juneteenth bash at the. Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's off today. I mean. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Hold your ears, folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he starts that crying sound, that's when he's really reaching. That's when he's like, it's not going to get there. No, I can decode him often, but today I could not. All right, lightning round coming up. Dial a deal. The car part. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800800 radio. Call in and I will hang a number. I'll make an offer on your car right now on the radio on behalf of givemetheven.com America's Best Car Buyer. We call it the lightning round. It's a quick hit year. Make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Dial up for a deal at 800800 radio. Also, guys, remember, the YouTube stream is right [e-mail] we finally got it embedded where the live is on that page. You don't have to get to YouTube and try to find it. It just go to jcwshow.com and there she is. We will be right back. And you did hear it right here on this station. We call it the x.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is an Interesting one. A96. Philip, are you in? In. Are you in Philly or are you in Pittsburgh?

[Bobby Brown]

Pittsburgh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've got a 96 BMW 328 convertible. How is the top?

[Bobby Brown]

The top itself was replaced maybe 10 years ago. It's in nice shape because it sits inside all the time, but there's a mechanical issue at the top. And I think it's a fuse or something because it worked last year and now it won't work. So, guys, gonna look at it next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, on a scale of one to ten, how nice is it?

[Bobby Brown]

Eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobby Brown]

It's not perfect, but look, it's a nice car.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's the rust?

[Bobby Brown]

None.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You want 4,500 for it? Is that.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't. I don't have any idea. I don't know what it's worth, you know, that's why I said, don't forget, get an honest pitch from you. But, you know, he said, what would you let go for? I said, 4,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And I'm buying it with a.

[Bobby Brown]

You might want to give me. You might want to give me six or seven. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, I just. I'm as. You know, it could be a fuse. It could be a top motor, it could be a high. It could be a lot of things. So I just got to figure that in. I got to figure that repair in. I'll give you 4,500. What color is it?

[Bobby Brown]

Control module.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Bobby Brown]

Fire engine red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll buy it. I like those cars. My sister had one.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In high School a nice car. All right, book it. Sold. 4, 500. I'll have a. My manager from Florida, he's on your time zone. He'll call you up there and he'll book the deal and get you paid.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay? Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell him I told him just to send it to our facility in outside of PA. Okay, thanks, man. 800. That's how it works. That's. It's that easy. Is that real? It's damn real. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Buy cars on the air for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. be right back.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

claywolf.com the U.S. coast Guard has announced it has seized nearly 5,000 pounds of cocaine from a Florida port, a huge relief for all the nearby boats carrying £10,000.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com. call in 800800 radio and check out the [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see the woman that got arrested for having sex with the family dog?

[Bobby Brown]

What? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

Where.

[Michael Turley]

Where was this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you guess?

[J.D. Ryan]

Florida?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what are you thinking? What I'm thinking?

[Bobby Brown]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to see a picture of the dog. No, you know, not the act, just the dog. I mean, is he smiling? Is he sad? Is this normal?

[J.D. Ryan]

Very not normal.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got the dog here in the studio.

[Pre K]

Of course we do. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never knew that.

[Pre K]

Hold on. Can he come and get up?

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't want us to use his name.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, come here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's a little embarrassed. How long has this been going on?

[Michael Turley]

Longer than most of the family thinks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all live in an RV park, right?

[Michael Turley]

Here's the thing. Well, it's manufactured home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Placed among a score of other manufactured homes. I think the entire plot is something like 61 acres of manufactured hobes. We have the double wide. What happens? Daddy works nights, and of course, all the kids are in bed. They have five children. And I. I love. Take care of the kids with Evelyn

[J.D. Ryan]

during the day, okay?

[Michael Turley]

Evelyn's my mama. It started really innocent, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Get ready with the dump button, Charlie. We're on a wire right here.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever heard of milk bones?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, here's what happens. I go outside, play with Kids, they throw me a Frisbee because. Because I'm a big dog.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you do me a favor while you're telling this story, let's just not use the word kids again.

[Michael Turley]

And I'd come inside and Evelyn, Evelyn would give me a milk bone, which are delicious. And I get excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And I slobber a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotcha. I'm gonna. I'm gonna chop this right here because I trust you, dog. I'd love to hear your story. You know what?

[Pre K]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

If y' all want to hear the rest of this story during the break, go to jcwshow.com which is a non. It's the live stream. We can say whatever we want on there. Go to jcwshow.com and we'll finish the story with the dog that had a relationship with the woman in Florida that got arrested for intimacy with the dog.

[Michael Turley]

Well, we haven't even gotten to the bacon heads yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna get there. We're gonna get there. We're just not gonna do it on this radio. We're just not gonna do it on this radio station. We're gonna do it [e-mail] when we go to break in a minute. We'll bring you back. Thank you. Okay, what do you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

We have Florida news. Speaking of Florida, you want to do stuff?

[Michael Turley]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[Show Announcer]

ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, sometimes we'll have video with this. By the way, go to jcwshow.com and watch the video. It's right there on the front page. Passcode. County man behind bars being stopped. Detained by the Florida Highway Patrol. Who said they stopped? 34 year old Connell Connor parody. Friday night, he clocked at 90 miles an hour. You know, if you're gonna get caught drunk, which he was, you kind of. It's kind of embarrassing sometimes what you're drinking. It's important.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

It really is important. Yeah. In this case. Oh, I'll just let you listen. Cut number eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is what FHP troopers saw in

[Pre K]

the back of a man's car.

[John Clay Wolf]

A bunch of white claws.

[Pre K]

34 of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're open.

[Pre K]

The driver who's arrested on DUI charges, FHP says driving over 90 miles per

[John Clay Wolf]

hour on i75 is what they caught this guy doing in Pasco County. His blood alcohol more than twice the legal limit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. 34. White client, he's in the bell. White, 34. How embarrassing.

[Michael Turley]

That's like four beers, he was blown.

[J.D. Ryan]

He blew a 0.117. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You know, 0.08 is doing 90.

[J.D. Ryan]

90. Yeah. Well, you got to go fast because you're in a hurry to get home. I literally saw videos. The reason I'm running is because I was in a hurry to get home because I'm drunk.

[Michael Turley]

And now no white claws, Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elsewhere in Florida, I've never drank a White Claw more than maybe a few sips.

[Pre K]

It's a. It's a chick drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not everybody, college kids, boys, drink them all the time. It's weird. Is it a chicken? Is it today's Zima? Yes, yes. But do the guys drink them, too? Yes. And I think what I've seen in the college environment, it's more White Claw than beer.

[Michael Turley]

You drink them for the alcohol because they taste like nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Yeah. They've got pretty strong alcohol content.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it strong? Yeah. Like six.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a heavy beer. Like a real beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it is definitely a chick beer. I agree with you. But unfortunately, the male population, the men, are more feminine. Today.

[J.D. Ryan]

A cat with rabies in a Florida neighborhood demands quite an record, an impressive offense record, actually. And let's see, over five days, he attacked five people and a puppy. This cat did. And now they all get to get treated for rabies. Neighbors said one lady had been feeding the cat. Why, of course, the cat lady was feeding her. Here's Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd talking about the incident number nine.

[Michael Turley]

People who feed stray cats mean well,

[John Clay Wolf]

but you're adding to the problem. Catching roam free.

[Michael Turley]

This one cat attacked five different people,

[John Clay Wolf]

three of them children, and attacked a puppy.

[Michael Turley]

They've got to go through some horrible

[John Clay Wolf]

shots, rabies shots for the next period of time in order to make sure that they don't get that deadly disease.

[J.D. Ryan]

And if you want to see this cat, it [e-mail] yeah. You see a photo of the cat. And what's wild, it looks like a

[John Clay Wolf]

MMA fighter that just got done, just

[J.D. Ryan]

got finished in the big fight.

[Pre K]

Flower ear, missing an eye almost.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the weird part of this whole story is Babo has been using his Ouija board this week.

[Pre K]

Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

And has actually summoned the ghost of the cat. They had to put the cat down, needless to say, because it had.

[John Clay Wolf]

But now, what does put it down mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

Put to sleep. Nappy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that like sleeping?

[J.D. Ryan]

Killed him.

[John Clay Wolf]

He killed it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Killed the cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Killed the cat.

[J.D. Ryan]

But his name is Sparkle. And Baba was working on last night. I walked in and he was Working on the Ouija board. And he channeled Sparkle. And I believe we have Sparkle with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a hundred more live streamers ready for Bob for the dog to explain what happened with the. With the mother during the right intimacy during our break.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's a cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jcwshow.com first we got to hear from the cat. Hello, Sparkle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hi, Sparkle.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes,

[Michael Turley]

by the way, enough with the Sparkle thing. I've taken a new name since my metamorphoses.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you have a new name.

[Michael Turley]

To an undead state.

[J.D. Ryan]

Undead?

[Michael Turley]

I'm now the pussycat formerly known as Sparkle. Oh, I see all my dead kitty friends have taken to calling me Catula.

[J.D. Ryan]

Catula?

[Michael Turley]

I have no idea why.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. They're your friend.

[Michael Turley]

Perhaps they find my mannerisms a tad bit Hungarian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hungarian?

[Michael Turley]

Which probably goes to my affection for Eastern European porn.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't.

[Michael Turley]

Eastern European pornography is so sublime.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see.

[Michael Turley]

For those in the know. Say it with me, boys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say what?

[Michael Turley]

Show me the kitty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Show me the kitty.

[Michael Turley]

Kitty. Kitty. Where are we?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with you?

[Michael Turley]

I'm so happy to be with you in your studio bungalow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, we're in the studio.

[Michael Turley]

I find it quite comfortable.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've come through the Ouija board.

[Michael Turley]

And I love your donkeys.

[J.D. Ryan]

You love the donkeys? We have donkeys outside.

[Michael Turley]

They're very charming.

[J.D. Ryan]

They are?

[Michael Turley]

The small one tastes wonderful. You might have inject soon because there's nothing more formidable than a rabid dog kick. You can think of the harm I've done as a cat.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you still have rabies after being dead?

[Michael Turley]

No, those days are over. But I do still have the hitch.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the hitch?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Michael Turley]

Pardon me.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was nasty.

[Michael Turley]

Pardon me. I had my Bilbo back in this moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Donkeys are beautiful, Catula.

[Michael Turley]

And I'd like to say I caught rabies from a bat.

[J.D. Ryan]

From a bat?

[Michael Turley]

Living in a box, of course. At Marco Rubio's house. The bastard. Anyway, just ring me on the Ouija board, Bobo, and I'll come back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Catula, we have to go out to break. And we will talk about the dog thing on the [e-mail] as promised. Spring But Dracula, can you catch? Or you can take us out to break, if you don't mind.

[Michael Turley]

Come with the kitty and we'll be

[John Clay Wolf]

back with more of.

[Michael Turley]

What is your name? John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Very nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

How you like that?

[Michael Turley]

Stay with us, friends. We'll be back momentarily.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunshine on the sea is pouring rain. I'VE been out of pray if the good times are not.

[Show Announcer]

Yo. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Presented by givethevin.com Hit him up. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Pre K]

Hey, the chat room. John is wondering if the dog's gonna be out there at the remote next week at the Ice House.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course he is. He's gonna have his socks on.

[Michael Turley]

I take him with me everywhere I go.

[Pre K]

Yeah, if you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to see the dog

[Pre K]

out at the Ice house, he'll be

[John Clay Wolf]

in the passenger seat of the F6 Ferrari.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[Pre K]

Come see the show next week. Ice Gas Monkey, Ice House.

[J.D. Ryan]

Potentially the last show ever. I mean, 20th anniversary. It's huge. It's a great time to say goodbye. Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a car show. Bring your cool cars and bikes too. We always like that. I don't know how hot it's going to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they can park them up front.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like they did before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we've done that and Richard's done that once a month. And that, that, that place has turned into like a rolling car show that doesn't end cool.

[Pre K]

You could buy one too, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. We'll, we'll buy cars here. We always do have somebody there to handle them. Should we do it in the. You know what they should do? Call the Ice House and get a reserve seat. Because we could do it if we're gonna have a big crowd, we could do it in that atrium in the middle and have a stage. And then the people that want to sit in those picnic table deals, they could reserve them. So call Gas Monkey, Ice House. Reserve a seat if you want to.

[Michael Turley]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Next Saturday. It's gonna be a great time. What time do we start, John? 8:00'.

[Bobby Brown]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

8:06 Central Time to be exact.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy Juneteenth, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, no, it's the 20th.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, well, I mean it's Juneteenth weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tomorrow's summer starts and Father's day. And

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked you to get a job. A drop of jive.

[Michael Turley]

All taken care of, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to hear that jive.

[Pre K]

You'll.

[Michael Turley]

It's coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's coming up. Okay.

[Pre K]

It's like I don't have it. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. tell me about rehab.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you want to know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like when you go to rehab, how long were you there?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was there 30 years. Well, 31 days. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, so you were an alcohol. You were there for alcohol, not drugs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct. And there were people there with. With drug issues. Yes, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do they take the alcohol and the drugs away?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, actually, they. They check you. They. When you first get there, they check your bags. Because there are people that are not there on their own volition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And so they try to sneak things in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a question.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

A serious question, since you experienced this.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about sex rehab?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never been, but, I mean, if

[John Clay Wolf]

you're a chronic masturbator, what do they do? They handcuff?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so. I think it's more about learning different behaviors to release that. I'm gonna leave it there. I think it's learning new behaviors instead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Going back to your room by yourself. I get it. I know what you're saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they chain you to the bed.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe part of that particular addiction. And I'm going to be careful here. I believe part of that. That particular addiction is interaction with other people. I don't believe it's necessarily solo activity. I believe it's interaction.

[John Clay Wolf]

What age did you solo your first airplane solo?

[J.D. Ryan]

My first glider at 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about the right age.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You walked me right down the path.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right into it, man. Right into it. But, you know, I was thinking about that. I mean, like, don't you think that there's a lot of. What do they call it on the Newlywed Game?

[Michael Turley]

Whoopi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whoopee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoopi. At the sex rehabs.

[J.D. Ryan]

At their sex rehabs. Okay. I knew a guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who. Who used to go to the sex rehab meetings. Just to the meetings.

[Bobby Brown]

Not. Not.

[J.D. Ryan]

I swear to God, I thought his name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chaz from Wedding Crashers.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was the worst human being ever. He'd go to pick up chicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it Russ Martin?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. No, it wasn't Russ. It was somebody else.

[Michael Turley]

But do they even have, like, an inpatient rehab for that? Because all I've ever seen, like, yes, they do on tv is like. Like group settings where they go to their meetings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Their meetings? Like, there are a. Meetings.

[Michael Turley]

That seems like a bad idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a. It's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he would go to the sex

[J.D. Ryan]

rehab to meet women. And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did it work out for him?

[J.D. Ryan]

Very well, sadly.

[Michael Turley]

No doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

I felt. I think I felt really bad for him because I was sick. You're just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, come on, Think about the money he saved. God, think about the time efficiency.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No dates.

[J.D. Ryan]

Only you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, no drinks, you know. No, no, no. All the stuff. All the same.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why don't we go sit and talk? We'll have a cup of coffee. We'll go sit and talk about your addiction.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many times do you think he closed deals out of sex rehabs?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God. He did this for two years, probably 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is his name? Let's announce him.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm not gonna do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I know him?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. He was a sales guy at a radio station.

[Bobby Brown]

No way.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you're shocked.

[Michael Turley]

I know you're shocked. That's so perfect. Yeah, that's so perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you told me this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I already know who it was. Did he play guitar? Bingo. No, he's lying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know in JD's line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes sense. And he's a nice looking guy.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's go somewhere else. Hey, did you guys hear about this story? I'm looking for anything to read.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, would he tell you? Hey, man, you want to go with me? This is great, dude. I mean, this is like shooting fish in a barrel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was not mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he try to recruit you?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did he tell you? How did it come up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Said, hey, man, you know what? Here's.

[Pre K]

Here's what.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm doing this tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I'm going to. This is what I've been doing. And it works. I go. Okay, well, I can't argue with you. I think it's sick. I didn't think it was funny or cute. Actually, I thought it was kind of sad because these people are there to get better. It's like bringing. It's like bringing beer to an AA meeting. It's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard the same thing about the self help stuff and the church stuff and the, you know, Horizons conference. All the women that need.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

To get their life straighten out, it's the best place to go date.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've got them. It's like at a wedding. You go pick up women at a wedding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm married, dude. I'm happily married. I love my life and I love listening to these people's stories. Right. Because I don't have them. I just get to hear yours. Jd, you're such a pimp.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not a pimp.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pimp on a blimp.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did not do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time. You know, ever since you got married. This is. This is a fact.

[J.D. Ryan]

We go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Since you lived with her for a decade and then you got married and you have not spent the Night out here since.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's because. Only because. I first of all enjoy being with my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did you not enjoy being with her before you got married?

[J.D. Ryan]

But you understand, all that happened about the same time we moved out here. So I mean, you know, it all really kind of happened together.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it happened a year after we moved out here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but I really rarely came out here anyway because traffic. Honestly, two things. I sleep better at home and Traffic sucks at 5 o' clock in the afternoon versus 5 o' clock in the morning when I come down here.

[Michael Turley]

You brought her with you many times. A few times. You know, you gotta stay and hang. It's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 71 stingray hard top. Wood. What's wood, Doug?

[Bobby Brown]

It's, it's. It's with. It's with the hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Which motor's in it? Oh, the 270 horsepower. The small. Okay, you want 35 grand? That's too much money.

[Bobby Brown]

But think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know so. Absolutely.

[Bobby Brown]

30 years had it 30 years, paid 155 for it. It's my wife's car. It's time to move on. She'd like to buy one of those Genesis 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we all feel the same way about that. Automatic. It's a 71. So it has a chrome bumper in the front. Or not. I'm trying to remember. I don't think so.

[Bobby Brown]

No, front and back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, front and back. And it's a convertible. It's an automatic. Does it have air?

[Bobby Brown]

It does, but you know, I've never used it. The belt's not on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other, you know what we call that. It doesn't work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

AKA it doesn't work. Then you put the belt. There's a reason the belt knot is not on it. Because it, it locked up. It's fine. It's fine. I'm not, man.

[Bobby Brown]

I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just love these descriptions, you know, I. All it needs is a fuse. Then put the fuse in it and then sell it to me and my motor because I've got to sell it. And when I tell the guy, oh, it just needs a belt. Yeah, I'm going to put the belt on it. Okay. I think it's a twenty thousand dollar car depending on the paint job. Okay, so go to give me the. Yeah. Oh, good. What color it is. I might be too high there. I might be too high there. I might be too high there. I'm gonna send this to my Corvette guru and he's going to call you and y' all are Going to work on this. I'll send it to Kyle right now. Kyle Dunn hot rod Kyle.

[Bobby Brown]

I appreciate that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. We'll get on it. We buy these a lot but you know you actually did a good job telling pre K35 so you got my head up real high and so like a 69 I bought with a 430 horse the other day. Yeah. There's just a big variation in price on these Corvettes versus the engine that's in them. I sold a 30000 mile one for 15 the other day. That hard top up last week, you know. Anyway, thank you. I hung up before we had to keep talking. Hey guys, Remember something? That Corvette, that fiberglass 70s and 80, early 80 Corvette. They made a lot of them. A lot, a lot of them. And they're worth between 1500 and 25 000.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a classic, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's classic. Just because it's old doesn't mean a lot of them. When you go to Mechan and Barrett stuff and you watch them run those cars for like a whole day, like one. There'll be a section of two hours of just vets.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just vets.

[Bobby Brown]

Just fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up.

[Michael Turley]

Go.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't care what day it was made. I don't care what the weather was. I don't care about your white shoes. I care about what this is worth and some of the options and they're just. They are what they are.

[Bobby Brown]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm glad that you enjoy them and I enjoy them too.

[Bobby Brown]

Too.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there is. There are no bad cars or just bad prices. And unfortunately a lot of our listeners have bad prices. What else do you have on the news?

[J.D. Ryan]

What else you want to talk about?

[John Clay Wolf]

We've only got a minute. One minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

People on tick tock calling out Starbucks for putting way too much ice in their drinks. Have you heard this cut number four? If you've been noticing the Starbucks drinks are mainly ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you are not alone. I don't want to cause a stampede but we don't have any coffee. Look at how much ice me and

[Michael Turley]

Vincent would have been satisfied with some freeze dried taste.

[John Clay Wolf]

His choice, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

So many people realize that Starbucks is a scam.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are robbing us. You need to do something about your coffee breath.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's actually an online trend where people pretend to apply to Starbucks and all

[John Clay Wolf]

they do is fill up a cup with ice and a little bit of coffee. Would you like some more coffee?

[Bobby Brown]

Look how much ice is in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What flavor is this? Knock it off.

[Bobby Brown]

Chewing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how Much was in our channel drink. I think you've had enough coffee. Look how many likes this has here. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because

[J.D. Ryan]

when I drink it, I want to taste it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how much was in our drink.

[J.D. Ryan]

Corporate scam is what they're calling it. So, yes, you do. You order a cup of coffee, then you order a cup of ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do it yourself.

[Bobby Brown]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

You two, twice as much.

[Pre K]

Yeah, that's exactly right. You know, all the euros are here. Like, I can't believe everybody has ice in their drinks and stuff like that. Well, there's a reason, too.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, right.

[Pre K]

We're skating a little bit here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here on the chat, if you go to jcwshow.com you can log into the video roll and there's a chat box on the side. And the guys that can first name the name of this song that we're playing right now in the band win nothing. But you do get bragging rights and I will think you're cool. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com call John toll free. Cheap Bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, sports. Texas Tech. Sorsby gambling on his own teams when he was at Cincy. Since he knew it, they didn't tell Tech. He goes to Tech and they realize he's got a gambling addiction. And his agent fought the NCAA and won. So Tech can play him this year. And then the Big 12 sued him or Tech.

[Pre K]

Tech.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's right. And when they did that, I was like, this is gonna buckle. And it did.

[Show Announcer]

Did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Sorsby's agent, who I met slaving before with Jeff Christensen, he, Sourcebee said, screw it, I'm going to the NFL. Did he get picked up in the whatever, draft yet?

[Pre K]

No, that. That's coming up. I believe he's got a tryout coming up. July 10th, private workout for NFL scouts. And then they have the. After that they have the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he going to be another Johnny Manziel with the problems in the black cloud? Remember, Johnny didn't get drafted forever. Wasn't he the last kid in the draft or something? He was weird.

[Pre K]

It'll be interesting because the NFL doesn't like gambling too, obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Pre K]

And I wouldn't be. I wouldn't doubt that he gets suspended. But he's. He's coming in. He's not going to be a starter. I mean, he's going to Be. Yeah. So it's not that big of a deal. He can kind of hide from that. And they're not a lot of people. The media will get tired of talking to him. But my thing is, aren't you surprised how woke Tech was about this whole situation? Because they're all like, whoa, he's got a problem. You know, his mental issues. And. And if that's very woke of Tech right there to hide behind that, I was. I was shocked.

[Bobby Brown]

What?

[Pre K]

You're not saying anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a lot of conversations in private about this, and I. I don't want to. I say the wrong thing.

[Pre K]

The coach. Because I think the coach is great. I think he's just involved in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just kind of. I just. Ironically, I'm. I've got. You know, if a guy's your friend, if you're 53 and you've been friends with him since you're in fifth grade, and he's part of the coaching staff and he's the brother in law of the coach, and the coach was on my team in high school. You get some insider information. And it was. So when we talked about it. We talked about it for an hour the other night a week ago, I said, y', all, I hope Joey gets on and speaks up. This is getting out of control. And tells this story you just told me. And. And they did, and it straightened it out. But the fact that they did send him to rehab because they hadn't talked about that yet, and the fact that he came over from Cincy, undisclosed Cincy, didn't tell anybody, and there were a lot of little buttons there. So Tech was in a trap, Joey was in a trap, and all they could do is stand high ground and do what they did and say, we got to protect the kid.

[Pre K]

I think they could have just thrown him. I mean, we got 5 million bucks from him.

[Bobby Brown]

Him. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had to pay him.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Y. F. I mean, that was. That was a. I don't say a con, but there. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Bad gambling addict. Like, terrible. Like. Like, to the point that when they were talking to him, he's like, I'm doing it right now on my phone while we're talking. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God, dude, That's horrible.

[Bobby Brown]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like porn addiction. Like we were talking about at the table. Yeah. Just can't see.

[Bobby Brown]

Stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just bet on anybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

That bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen guys with that addiction, but, man, never that bad. You're at the table.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So it worked out properly. He's gone. Was it worth Tech to Pay him and not sue him. Sure. Just let it go. Just get him out of there.

[Bobby Brown]

That. That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. There's other quarterbacks. Have they got their new guy yet?

[Pre K]

No, that's the part they're. They're kind of left in limbo. I mean, I'm sure they have some good recruits and that they weren't as good as him because otherwise they would have Cincinnati need.

[John Clay Wolf]

This story needs to get reversed. And they need to point at Cincinnati for taking. For letting this kid. And they absolutely knew the level of his problem. Lutely transfer over there and not tell him, hey, you got. Don't do this. You got a problem. That was uncool.

[Michael Turley]

So where's he gonna land?

[John Clay Wolf]

I will go to NFL maybe. Is he that good? I don't know. Was he six three, two three?

[Pre K]

Probably worth a fourth round supplemental. They're saying maybe second. I doubt it, but somebody's going to take a chance on him. They mean just put them on the bench.

[Michael Turley]

There's an immense talent there.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tech has, like, some ridiculous recruiting class this year.

[Pre K]

Yeah, no, no, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have bought the best team money can buy, it seems, but they avoided

[Pre K]

because they bought him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Pre K]

They didn't really recruit much from the

[John Clay Wolf]

quarterback trough, but where's the money for Texas Tech coming from? Oil.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is happening with oil prices in the past year? Ridiculous. So is there extra money, like more money than we understand to pay these guys? Is there a salary cap? Nope. Should be, but right now there's not. What's another 5 million? Get him going. Let's clean it up. It cost him that much in just PR cleanup. It's fine.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Because they were not handling them.

[Michael Turley]

It was looking bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. Yeah. I was like. Because they were being quiet on it, I'm like, dude, you got, you know, got to fix y. I mean, not that they were taking my advice because I was talking to another guy, but I was really glad that they did. Anyway, it worked out. What else you got? No, bring it. Well, I just got to be careful because when you've got close friends and, you know, inside things, people accuse me of saying too much on the radio.

[Pre K]

Well, it's interesting, too, because my kid

[John Clay Wolf]

accuses me of saying too much on the radio about a lot of things. Well, he's mad at me. Oh, of course. Just. I'm just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just family stuff, kids stuff. Well, you are on the radio and we talk about our lives.

[Bobby Brown]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does. He wishes I could be a normal dad.

[Pre K]

Normal dad. So what's a normal dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

One that is not on the radio and on tv.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does he enjoy any of the attributes? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say.

[Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, he probably uses that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agreed.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, he does agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Agreed.

[Pre K]

They won't tell you, but, you know, somewhere along the line they're using it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[Pre K]

I would think.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like it was in high school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I thought you meant using it against me in conversation.

[Pre K]

Oh, no, I'm talking about to their benefit.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yeah, why not?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was on the number one talk show in Dallas Fort Worth when my kid was in high school. He used it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, he used it.

[Michael Turley]

Quite a flex.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It is what it is. Speaking of video, we did a. We went to Paramount Pictures, their warehouse, and bought 12 cars from them.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna ask you about those.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the second time. So I've been working on this relationship for a while and we bought 12 cars from the 1923.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we have pictures to put up on jcwshow.com the stream?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if I sent them to Kyle. I bet I did not. Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to our Facebook page, they'll be there.

[J.D. Ryan]

They'll be there. But they're like 1920s.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's two badass Cadillacs that are legit and real and they're valuable. And the rest of the stuff, they're movie cars. These are what's interesting that they did with these cars. I'm talking about these old cars. Old dodge, brother. This 1920s.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much of that, but the same era. They're electric.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

They paid 30, 000 to have these cars converted to electric? Not all of them. Most of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

For the movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. You know why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they don't make noise.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's one.

[Pre K]

One, it'll break down.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't break down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two, I'll be damn. Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Makes sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes total sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That way you can always dub sound in, but you can't get it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can go when you need to go. And you have to have 10 mechanics around to keep those running.

[Bobby Brown]

Right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's true.

[Pre K]

Cranking it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And they're not all just old Caddies and Chryslers and stuff.

[Bobby Brown]

There's.

[Michael Turley]

You remember in the jungle scenes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

In 1920.

[John Clay Wolf]

Africa.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

That.

[Michael Turley]

That carry all open top, looks like a bamboo.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was their version of the Land Rover back then.

[Michael Turley]

He bought that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

He bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, cool, dude.

[Michael Turley]

Just like Doctari, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you know it will be at the classic and collector sale. Mannheim Dallas. This Wednesday, if you want to buy one, find a dealer, have him log in to give me the Vin Lane 20 and just tell them you're paying 500. A thousand dollars to buy you one wholesale because we're going to sell them them on Wednesday.

[Pre K]

How fast do they go? Because they're EVs.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. They were all dead. They've been sitting there two years. So we've plugged them all in, we've got them moved, and we plugged them all in and they'll be fine. I mean, because I'm very familiar with the company that converted them. 30, 000 a piece. That's a lot. They're gonna be fine.

[Pre K]

I would wonder how fast you can go one of those things just cruising around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Usually pretty. But what else was cool? I mean, they had. They had some Landman trucks in there that. Mtechs. I really can buy one of those now because I would drive that a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what I did in this video is for some reason, I channeled my inner Billy Bob. So I acted like I thought we were buying Landman cars. I didn't realize it was 1923 cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can't take any photos in there at all of their. Of their warehouse. And the warehouse is like a mall. It is enormous. And. And all the, like the props, the. The living room furniture from Yellowstone.

[Bobby Brown]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on a pallet wrapped up the table stuff from Yellowstone that all the. I mean, it's just wall to wall. Home Depot. Bigger than Home Depot.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's all organized and it's a storage for sets, and I guess they're done with those cars. But anyway, the. The Landman. So I thought we were buying Landman stuff. So I wore a cowboy hat and a white shirt and blue jeans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Blue jeans.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had Braden, the video guy. We stopped at the. At the convenience store, and I got a pack of American Indian cigarettes.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was really. Yeah, yeah. Billy Bob smokes. And I was sitting out there smoking cigarettes while I was looking at these cars. And you're getting into it. I was getting into it.

[J.D. Ryan]

They won't sell the MTEX truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

They will, but not yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they. They have the bar, the. The Patch Bar that's supposedly out in West Texas. It's right by my house in Fort Worth.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's right there on street and the. Yeah, the signs and everything are inside the store. You can look through the windows and see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Still there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth is quite the movie set.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, it is.

[Pre K]

Man.

[Bobby Brown]

They're everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm assuming your clock is right, Turley.

[Pre K]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. If you want to watch us on video and hear it, you can go to jcwshow.com next Saturday, we're live at Gas Monkey Ice House. It is our 20th anniversary show. We've been doing this crap for 20 effing years and I'm tired. But I'm gonna be there Saturday to see you guys and have a good time. The F6 Ferrari will be there. Bring your car cars and call it Gas Monkey Ice House. If you're local and reserve a table in the atrium.

[Pre K]

Yes, that's coming up next.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to sell John your car? If you have something other than the ones from 1923, the TV show. If you want to sell your car to John, it's 800-800-Radio. That's 800800 7234. Be ready to give him year, make, model, miles and of course, condition. Let him know and he'll buy it right here on the radio. 800, 800 radio. The John Clee Wolf show continues. Dial A. Deal's next. Don't go away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buckle up.

[Michael Turley]

I'll take you through the five speeds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wind it up or I can slow it Way down in the woods right

[Bobby Brown]

uptown I'm a country boy got a

[John Clay Wolf]

four wheel drive Climb in my bed I'll take you for a ride up city streets down country roads, yeah.

[Show Announcer]

Now back, back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob an 88 Benz 300 SEL with 120,000 miles on it. You want 10 grand? The answer is no. Lewis Alito, 86 K5 Blazer, 150,000 miles. Has a guy offering 32 grand. Wants 35 grand. Lewis, does this thing have a special motor in it or something?

[Bobby Brown]

No, sir. It's got a rebuilt 350mm.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's so special about it?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, this thing's nice. I mean, two tone paint job just painted about two years ago. You've actually seen this before.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got an LS swapped one that is lifted wheels, tires, my blue and white one, I'd sell it for 35. If you've got a regular one that's not swapped out and you're getting 32, you need to take that money and run. Send me a $500 thank you Check for talking you into it. Max in Alabama. 76 Trans Am. I've offered five. You want 15? It's gonna be in a country music video. Will that add money to the price? Well, who is the artist? Is it Jelly Roll?

[Bobby Brown]

No, no. His name is Reed Shackford John. He's a nice young man. He's up and trying to make it, and so he wrote a song. It's gonna be released on July 15th. It's called High Expectations. And I was kind of hoping everybody, you know, could look him up and maybe if the car is on the video and you could see it, would

[John Clay Wolf]

that kind of, you know, it doesn't hurt anything. Let's see the video. But is this the guy whose brother shot the guy and you shot him or something crazy like that?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, it is. I'm. I'm the brother that shot the brother. Yeah. It's a long. Yeah. Story.

[John Clay Wolf]

This car is pretty rough. I didn't even think it ran.

[Bobby Brown]

No, the car. I was always trying to tell you the car has just been sitting there, but we got the thing spit shine. Got it up and going. Really? Look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's do this. Let's do this. Let's quit talking about this car. Let's. This is the third or fourth time you and I have talked about this car and you still haven't sold it. Why don't you send me pictures of the car so we can look at it?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, I did send pictures. It's been a long time ago, but I don't even know if the guy still works for you. I think his name is Mike Cooler.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a long time ago. He's passed away. He's dead.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes. Oh, he is. Oh, I'm sorry, but. And another thing I want to say to you, man, I'm gonna really miss you on Saturday mornings. I don't know if you really know how many people out there really appreciate the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pass the plate. Money talks.

[Bobby Brown]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of like your Trans Am. I appreciate it. Yeah, you're right.

[Bobby Brown]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love you, John. You sound like Jelly Roll. Oh, y' all are great. I mean, I love. You don't realize how much you affect people. Please give me 15 grand for my Trans Am.

[Pre K]

Please.

[Bobby Brown]

It's a Southern. It's a Southern hospitality, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotcha. I've got Southern hospitality I want to see. Here's what I want you to do. I want you to take a video of this car. Start it up, walk around it. Show us the Inside. Show us the out. And have the hood up so we can see under the hood. I'll buy the thing for 15 grand if it's okay. I just need to see it. I need to see. I just. Every time I get you on the radio, we talk about you shooting your brother and. And your old man's in jail and you just got out of jail and all this crap, crazy stuff. And I'm thinking, man, this car is rougher tonight in jail. All right, thank you, Maxwell. We'll be back in a minute.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting on air online anywhere, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com or john

[John Clay Wolf]

claywolf.com our room service tabs had been running somewhere between 29 and $36 per hour for 48 consecutive hours. Incredible.

[Bobby Brown]

That rotten attorney of mine, Dr. Gonzo, was gone. He must have sensed trouble.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting on air online, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

my 19 year old is a super smart, smart ass. Smart ass, smart ass. Was he 20? Yeah, it'll be 20 and he'll be 20 in a month. He skipped undergrad, went to law school in England, which I did not know. I mean, I knew he was going to King College, London, sure. But I didn't realize that he was skipping undergrad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he ever tell you and you just missed it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what he claimed. Yeah, but he said it very smooth. Where I missed it, of course, because

[J.D. Ryan]

he's gonna be a lawyer, but you

[John Clay Wolf]

need to get business classes under your belt to be a good lawyer. But anyway, so he gets out in three years and he comes over here and does a year, and so he's going to have his law degree in the US in four years total.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn, man, that's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's telling me he just got back from la. He's telling us all these stories about this that was. He was explaining some guy in Link. And. And it's weird having these kind of conversations with your kid. Adult, Adult conversations. Right, right. He's interning for a federal judge right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Pre K]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Tarrant County. But he was explaining to me a guy in England, this case that they were studying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Branded his wife's ass thinking of Yellowstone. You know, you get the brand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the doctors turned him into authorities because they were doing it as a sex thing. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

In studying the case in his law class.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what winded up happening to them? What what happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's exactly what I asked Max. I said, what happened to him? He said, I think he got off

[Pre K]

set up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like,

[J.D. Ryan]

hey, J.D. walk down the alley with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. There's another guy in Tarrant county that just got life in prison, I heard. And Max sat in on that case watching it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He sat in on that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he. Dude, that's cool. It only took like 20 minutes for the jury to deliberate, I think. So he hires a guy to rape his wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Actually, several.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they've done this before?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then why did the wife press charges?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, there were several guys in this instance that came in, from what I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was one guy in this one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he hired. I mean, I'm sure it's the same case. He hires a guy to represent and acts like the wife wants this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. And tells the one people that the wife wants this, but the wife doesn't know this is happening. Happening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So it happened. And they went to trial over it. And the guy that did the raping got like a year probate, 10 years probation because he was working under the guise of the guy that paid him to do it. Sure. The guy that paid him to do it got life.

[Bobby Brown]

Life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, life.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, that's odd.

[Michael Turley]

Extenuating circumstance, too. Was that after that incident, he did this again with the same woman, With a different guy. He was trying to break her down psychologically. I. I read this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. In. In local press just last week. So, yeah, it's a. It's a much more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that explains more. So the life. Because normally somebody gets life is because they may reoffend. They may go back out and do this again. Okay, he did it.

[Michael Turley]

He already did. Re.

[John Clay Wolf]

Offend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, then I can see him getting.

[Michael Turley]

And there will probably be charges there too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And people think, well, he doesn't need any more charges if he got a life sentence.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. You know how they like to pile it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

They like to pile it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just people are crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

People are crazy. And as you.

[Bobby Brown]

It's. It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

The whole deal's odd.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was she?

[J.D. Ryan]

The wife?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Not. Not old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she have a tattoo in her lower back?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, stop.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if a butterfly ever wanted a tattoo of a single mom on its lower back.

[Pre K]

Good question.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio complaints. Go to jcwshow.com and click email. John?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. You're gonna have them eventually. You want. You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

My favorite.

[Bobby Brown]

You just lost.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lost a listener. We just got this one, so give me a second to sort of pre read it here. You just lost the listener. You telling them of Oklahoma Boys run up the bill on you a lot. I never thought I'd see them get the best of a Texan. You need to bring on an off. Okay, this is screwed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Illiteracy is a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

You from Oklahoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

You try to read it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you have a producer that's supposed to have it skinned up for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You, me, I said it. They literally just got it. You need to bring an old car dog with you on the road so you don't keep getting your head ripped. I could get them a lot cheaper and wouldn't have to cut a piece of the jerk Rawlings. Okay, Marcus, you should really learn to write. That's from Hudson you just lost.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't wait till he stocks in a car deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He gets a payoff information. He's gonna do it perfectly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfectly.

[Pre K]

So I guess if anybody speaks Oklahoma, what is he saying? That he can do it better?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's just saying I'm. I'm. I'm good at this. You're bad at this. You need me to come to start riding shotgun with you to keep you out of trouble because you're an idiot.

[Pre K]

How many people tell you that?

[John Clay Wolf]

100 a week?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do they really?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, as long as you've been doing this, as much money, it's more

[John Clay Wolf]

now with the videos. Because they watch the videos and they

[J.D. Ryan]

think I could do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They just always think I'm screwing up.

[Michael Turley]

This guy, though, from the email, he's doing it in a kind of a nuance of what I would almost call like a traditional hard ass language.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oklahoma hard ass.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. How.

[Pre K]

How would that sound?

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the deal. Everybody thinks I pay too much for cars, and they always tell me, you're paying too much. I can get them cheaper. I'm like an old Jewish grain trader that ran grain elevators that I liked a lot. Told me years ago when I was a little kid, he said the cheapest grain buyer in town doesn't get much grain bought commodities. Okay. So you've got to get on the money on the spot price. You've got to pay up and you get a lot of business and you can run volume and it works out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. That you can buy them cheaper than me, then just sell them to us. Buy them cheaper. Go to give me the VIN and then sell them. People do that.

[Bobby Brown]

Often.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's ironic the moment they get them so much cheaper that they don't want to take what we want to offer. Yeah, every time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not every single time, but most of the time. Yeah. It's always something. Everybody knows something that we don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your videos make it look easy. Your hands having fun. You're slump because you've been doing this

[John Clay Wolf]

for what, 30 years?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

32 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's very second. You make it look easy, like a great actor makes acting look easy. Until you see a bad actor.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a good video going up today of us up in the northeast, this guy that built chimneys in skyscrapers in Manhattan. And that's what I told my guys. I said, every time we do one of these videos, I always ask them, how did you make your money? Because people watching these big collections are thinking, how'd this guy get rich?

[Pre K]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And a lot of times they don't insert the how did you make your bunny part. I said, this is a staple of our videos. I promise you this is what people want. But the guy's answer was, great. Then we got into the mob and the payoffs and what it costs to do business in New York City.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, that's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, that's good stuff. And he's like, that's why I quit. I'm like, of course. That's why I asked.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the story.

[Bobby Brown]

Story.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy from Oklahoma could have done it better.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you're from Oklahoma can do it better. Please call JD and tell them all about it. We will be right back right here after this musical interlude. Good morning California, Good morning Vegas. Good morning San Diego. Kgb, klos the Point Vegas. My west coast guys, we got a big announcement next week. I think either we're leaving or we're growing a lot and we'll launch. Probably not know until the day before the way this is going, but live at Gas Monkey Ice House next Saturday. We're doing the show as our 20th year anniversary show. And it literally is. Might even be on the day. I tried to go back 20 years when I started this. I think it's. I think it's literally the day. Literally the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we might have a band there we need to talk about. Rob had a great idea of having a band at Gas Monkey when we're doing this to have it more Festival party. Be right back. He thought I was cool. He said he heard me on the radio.

[Michael Turley]

He said, I said every word that he Was thinking, man, he felt like, I am worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I worth more?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

[Bobby Brown]

You know what?

[Michael Turley]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

@givemethevin.com you are worth more, and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at Give me the VIN C. Good cars are worth more, and so are you. For top price, trust, and ease of transaction. Give me the VIN dot com. America's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Michael Turley]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Show Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, he's very popular. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads. They all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

[Show Announcer]

John Clay Wolf. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, my neighbor, Juneteenth. Juneteenth. Juneteenth is a uniquely African American holiday.

[Bobby Brown]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Juneteenth is a celebration of when all the slaves were actually freed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matter of fact, a lot of performers down.

[Bobby Brown]

I take TC Being man. Hey, you know what they say.

[John Clay Wolf]

See abroad to get that booty down, smack them, yak them cold. Got to be, you know, and where the white women at.

[Bobby Brown]

Hold your ears, folks.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting on air, online, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, the number one weekend morning show in America.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that? Smack and lam from Lay him down. Smackalackum.

[Michael Turley]

Both dog. Know what they say, Road dog gonna dance with his thing slapping whack a dab.

[Pre K]

Airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the first time I heard jive from airplane. Yeah. Really? Yeah. I mean, I was little when that came out.

[Michael Turley]

You don't remember George Jefferson and his. His son doing the rhyma?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Scat. It was scatting. My name is Paul, and that's between y'.

[Bobby Brown]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. I'm sorry.

[Pre K]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm actually updating my incogni personal profile.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, good.

[Pre K]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I've noticed that the spam has been coming in a little more often, but they're coming in from different angles. What happened is my phone. I don't actually want to say what happened. It had nothing to do with Incogni. But you can take where you can find your stuff online and just dump the URLs into your incogni. Profile and it'll whack them out.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then add all your email addresses. That's something I didn't do the first time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't put them all in.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Jay Wolf a go Wolf. I added that. Johnny gave me the vin and out of that Jay Wolf would give me the vin, all my email address. I added them so that it'll get rid of more spam.

[Pre K]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't give it all the information. But yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 500 active cases right now. 500 people that are data brokers that are selling my stuff.

[Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you go to Incogni and it will stomp it out. It's like whack a mole. And they'll get rid of.

[Michael Turley]

Launch it periodically. You can actually see the progress and they move pretty fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

That'll be 800 in a couple of days.

[Pre K]

You got a lot of emails out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 500. And anyway, so I finally logged into it. I had my assistant do it the first time I did it this time I was like, I say that's the problem. I didn't fill it out all the way. So it does work. And you can go to jcwshow.com, scroll to the bottom, click the Incogni banner and it's a 60 discount for our listeners. If you want to get rid of spam and robocalls, it works wonders.

[J.D. Ryan]

What else does?

[John Clay Wolf]

What else?

[J.D. Ryan]

You want something else here? How about does it. Police in Washington state are looking for a man who set fire to an entire rack in a Walmart of bras.

[Bobby Brown]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody got some problems I some issues. Police believe the culprit was a teenager somewhere between 16 to 18 years old. But the guy on video. There's always a guy on video taking video of himself dancing around the burning bra bras. He sounds to be about mid-30s. Got number five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you can't make this up.

[Bobby Brown]

Look at this. I'm in Walmart in Ren. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, it's on fire. What the is going on? Oh, there really is a fire in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, there really is.

[Pre K]

See the video? JCW Show.com. oh my gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the big fire. Big, huge fire. Huh? Did you see the teenagers that drove a riding lawnmower into Walmart the other day? Yeah, that was a good one.

[Michael Turley]

One, yeah, Target store. That was. Yeah, you betly bad news, right? They don't generally have that in Target.

[Pre K]

Why is it always a Walmart?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it can be. I mean the guy that rode the bull a couple of weeks ago got rolled a bull into Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, why not?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why wouldn't you?

[Pre K]

Well, it's funny too. Now, you see if everybody's got the World cup fever and they're seeing all these Euros coming in town and where they go?

[J.D. Ryan]

Walmart, Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're like, oh, this is amazing.

[Pre K]

And buying clothes and stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, I've been dealing with this for two decades. Oh, yeah, because my in law family comes over from Europe and they just go shopping. I mean, they're just shopping, like just.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're amazed by Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're amazed by all of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

All of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just go shopping and they just can't. I mean, they load up like we would get if we went to Mexico and wanted to go load our racks up with cheap stuff. That's what they do in their hair, I guess.

[Pre K]

It's so much cheaper.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Father's Day, Turley.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is your kid in town?

[Pre K]

Yes. Yeah, he's in town.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are y' all doing tomorrow?

[Pre K]

Tomorrow?

[John Clay Wolf]

Supposed to be whatever you want to do, right?

[Pre K]

Bowling.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is that what you want to do?

[Pre K]

I mean, my dad does, so, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're doing it. Yeah, You've still got a dad.

[Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's a good time, man.

[Pre K]

Yeah. So we're doing that today. We're gonna go take the boat out. So we'll do that today.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new boat you got for Junior.

[Pre K]

Yeah, not my new.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just a two man boat.

[Pre K]

No, it's not. No, no, it's the boat club.

[Bobby Brown]

Club.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's part of the boat club.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a member of the Fort Worth Yacht Club. I mean, boat club. Sterling, get your foot off the boat.

[Michael Turley]

Honey, make sure you have the boy load my polo pony. I'd like to take him on the water.

[Pre K]

So we'll do that today for Father's Day. For me, that's what I wanted to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, today is boat day.

[Pre K]

Yeah. And then tomorrow we'll do bowling. So what about you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's interesting you ask.

[Bobby Brown]

Ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to go race my motorcycle. Great, great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where are you gonna go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's a race, a TCCRA, Texas Cross Country Racing association out here about 30 minutes away and some practices today and tomorrow is the race. And so I think I'm. After the show, I'm gonna go out and do a few laps and see if I want to enter the race.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I was gonna say, you're gonna be in the race. You're gonna watch the race.

[Pre K]

He ain't gonna watch the race.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go out today and do a couple of siding laps. It's probably a 10 mile loop. It's a cross country deal. And then decide if I want to enter again and win again. But you know, I've only done that once since I got hurt, and that was three years ago. Yeah, but it's so close and the weather's good and. But my wife and kids don't want to go. They don't want to see dad. My wife is afraid, quote. Oh, there we go. You will show off because we're there and get hurt, and it will be our fault.

[Pre K]

There may be some truth, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, there is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, there is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I wanted to bring this up with my friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's 100, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You're gonna show off. And how do you show off, dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you show up in a 10 mile cross country race?

[Show Announcer]

Race.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's only one place where, like, you go by. They're only going to see you for one minute. Come by. Okay.

[Pre K]

Yeah. But you want to go faster than.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably do you think during that time when I know they're there, I'll be going faster in that spot.

[Pre K]

Not that spot, the whole race. Because you're gonna. You want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to win for mama.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And prove that I'm a man.

[Bobby Brown]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm the man that she married.

[Pre K]

Yes. And your kids. And it is cool that they would. If there. They could be there. I mean, that would be really cool. I mean, anytime you can do an event like that as a dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, like when she did her iron man thing, I went, yes, it's cool.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah. No, no, there's. There's something. When I've, you know, done marathon, stuff like that, having the family there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Oh, it's. There's such an energy for it. I mean, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You will push too hard.

[Pre K]

Yes. You'll perform harder.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you suggest that I do not invite them?

[Pre K]

No. Because it's cool to have on there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because when I win that right.

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need them there.

[Bobby Brown]

Victory.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told you so.

[J.D. Ryan]

I told you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told you so. The old man still got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think I'm gonna step up a class.

[Pre K]

Oh, see, now that's the problem. Don't do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you doing this?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sandbagging if I do the other class. No, they don't know that, though. Well, I, I. Last time. Yeah. Okay, hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can see the little boy coming at you right now. He's like, last time I had a great time at. It was fun, and I'll do it again and I'll win.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, she's definitely right. But I give a hundred dollars to hear her say it in her own voice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, no kidding.

[Pre K]

What's the last time? What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the last time I did, I. I entered the. I wasn't over 45. There's a B and C, the C class. And I fell on the first turn. And then I was so dazed. Well, a guy hit me and took me down. I pulled the whole shot again. Guy comes across, clips me, took me up, and I was whacked. And then the next turn, I fell, like, out of nowhere. So I'm. Two falls, two turns, we got an hour and a half race, and I'm so far behind. It's like, why even do this? It couldn't have gone any worse. And I wound up getting second out of a class of 18.

[Pre K]

So you're saying that was too easy of a class? Is that what you're saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, to be able to catch up. Right, Right. Yeah.

[Pre K]

But you didn't win it, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I didn't win it. I mean, I would have won it had I not gone, had I not gotten T bones.

[Pre K]

So then enter that same one and win it this time and then show off to the, you know, kids, because that way you're not gonna have to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I know. I know I could podium on the. On the next. On the. Be writers. I just know I could. And I need to prove that to my wife and my kids and myself and you. So I can come in here next week and brag anything.

[Pre K]

Yeah. But not with an arm and a sling, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I want to talk a little crap at the finish line and, like, flick people off and tell them I'm. This cripple son of a bitch is fixing to mop your ass up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just sit back, watch. Anybody want to take bets?

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all I got, man. I mean, I didn't mean. It's not all I got, but that's all I've got, is from an athletic point of view, I can't do anything else. I can't really. I can't run. My calves don't work, My shins don't work. I'm paralyzed from the knees down. And is very fulfilling to go mop people up on a dirt bike. It is. I get you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Most guys in their 50s aren't out running marathons. And stuff. So you're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley does. He's old. Hell, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

50.

[Pre K]

And I'm trying. I don't. We'll see in January if I'm going to do that. Or a half.

[Michael Turley]

You can't break your collarbone in a marathon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can tear your feet. You can get bombed by a bomber.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

In Boston.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, boy. Nothing like queer in that whole deal.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop the ticket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right off the rails, John. It's my job. You know what people are doing? Little car business inside. Buy car at an auction. Right, Right. Like a CTSV hot rod motor. You've got one with the blown engine. Take it out, pull the motor, put the bad one in. Go arbitrate it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's crappy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that crappy? Do you remember that happened, Mike?

[Pre K]

Which one is this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just people stealing parts. They buy cars from us at auctions and they go take the good parts, put it on their bad cars, and then take it back with the bad parts to the auction within 10 days and say, oh, he sold me a bad car.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, that pisses me. Yeah, that's pretty crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think when we prove them, they should get blackballed and killed. Picked out for life of the auction.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[Pre K]

I totally agree.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

I was always wondering why they haven't done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they want more fees off of them. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Oh, Gordon. Gordo says go win the B class. I'm one of my good friends. He's on my side. You're right. Should I do it with my wife and kids? Gordo let me know. A guy's texting me. That's funny. We'll be old friends. We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars on the Right. Here, Right here, right here on the air. Remember, we'll be live at Gas Monkey Live next week in Dallas, Texas. Hope to see you there. But we will be right back after this musical interlude. Actually, we're going to lose a few markets in different cities on time zones, so go to jcwshow.com right now to keep rolling with the show on the stream Once all the officers had all but looked away she's in our contract of depravity don't cast the blame don't even tell them all your name.

[Michael Turley]

He used to set me down to show me important things that I needed to know like how to tie my shoes Tell the time on the clock

[John Clay Wolf]

Put a swivel on a fish, you

[Michael Turley]

fall He Likes the Old Spice sachet Play a little locker Ringing the bell. He quit smoking cigarettes 50 years ago and still can't handle the smell. He takes care of Mama, keeps an eye on everyone else. Well, it's Father's Day tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

The old man

[Michael Turley]

is something else. Yeah, my old man is something else. Happy Father's Day, Bob. And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K G Drummond, Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're gonna do Johnny Cash but what? Mail from jail. But while we're waiting, we should fill the phone lines up and do backtracks now. Then do Johnny Cash and then answer the backtracks being time efficient.

[Michael Turley]

Good one. This week, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Backtracks this week is Aerosmith. We're going to run two Aerosmith tracks backwards. You call in, tell us the name of the songs and the winner gets to go to jcwshow.com, click the merch page and pick out anything on our merch page. You want one item?

[Pre K]

Just one item.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had some people want more than one item for free. And they will also win Aerosmith swag and a record from Born Lake.

[Michael Turley]

Got a vinyl copy still in the wrap of the ultimate Aerosmith greatest hits. It goes all the way from Dream on down to newer stuff from the last three or four albums.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice cut. One. Cut, two cut. We're gonna do that two more times. You can call in 800800 7234. That's 800800 radio. And call in with the answer these two songs.

[Michael Turley]

Songs.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we'll. The first person that calls them with the right stuff wins.

[Michael Turley]

Cut.

[John Clay Wolf]

1, Two. One more time. Turley.

[Pre K]

Sounds swedish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, two. Okay, call in 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Tell us the name of those two Aerosmith songs. You'll win the stuff. Johnny Cash down from heaven. Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

[Bobby Brown]

John.

[Michael Turley]

This week's mail from jail entry reads. My name is Chad Finley Davis. I've been locked up more than 21 years flat in a Texas maximum security prison. It was alleged I ran a multi state criminal empire linked to a high profile murder in Bryan College station. You google my name and find out about it? It's all there. Me and my younger brother Trey and our late father Willie were all arrested, convicted and sentenced to penitentiary. Meanwhile, I Have a few items I'd like to sell. I didn't know you bought coaches or I would have reached out earlier. My family just sold my custom coach. I'm sure I got the raw end of that deal. But what's done is done for now. Now I still need to sell my 1969 Impala sedan. It's a factory 327 auto tranny with overdrive. Factory AC93000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anymore.

[Michael Turley]

I apologize.

[Pre K]

Johnny, come on.

[Michael Turley]

I don't apologize. I'm just reading the letter, John. Also have a custom chopper. It's a show off. Custom Del Diablo hybrid. One off build is being built at the time of my arrest. Is not completed. But it could be finished in one week. And it's never been cranked, ridden or titled.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

Despite its tranny situation.

[J.D. Ryan]

But just a weekend.

[Michael Turley]

Also have numerous handcrafted leather items for sale. All hand tool using Herman Oak leather. Rifle cases, pistol cases, rifle slings, duffel bags with overlays, portfolios, wallets, purses.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn.

[Michael Turley]

And briefcases.

[Pre K]

None of it's hot.

[Michael Turley]

And all handmade by a Texas prisoner while in penitentiary. Okay, again, I need to get as much as I can to pay my legal fees. Helping me sell these will give me a light at the end of my tunnel. So help me, please. Respectfully, Chad Finley Davis, TDCJ Memorial Unit, Rose Sharon, Texas. Partner, if you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

[Pre K]

So how is John gonna buy these V this vehicle and motorcycle from a guy that's in prison? How's that gonna work out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's gotta have a power of attorney over the con.

[Pre K]

How are you gonna get a. Yeah,

[John Clay Wolf]

you gotta get that straightened out. Johnny Cat Cash. Well, I mean, they sold the coach, so they obviously had something.

[Michael Turley]

I'll get you guys inside on these deals. Oftentimes they will share their their prisoner ID number. Which we do not release on the air.

[Bobby Brown]

No.

[Michael Turley]

In case somebody's out to break in there and kill them.

[Bobby Brown]

Fair enough.

[Michael Turley]

JD understands.

[J.D. Ryan]

I totally understand. Johnny could either come by.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to back tracks. We started that with this. Aerosmith Backtracks. Run these two songs backwards and tell us. And you guys call in 800-800-RADIO to win the [e-mail]. you get a free piece of merch and some stuff from Born late records. Cut 1,

[Pre K]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ron and Odessa. What's your guess?

[Bobby Brown]

Jamie's got a Gun in Mama. Ken.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Hickey in Kansas. What's your guess?

[Bobby Brown]

Loving an elevator and Mama Can.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Eugene in California. What is your guess?

[Bobby Brown]

Love in the elevator and Dream on.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Mike in Ohio. What is your guess?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't want to miss a thing. In Mamakin.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Close. Aaron in Nevada. What is your guess?

[Bobby Brown]

Tell me what it takes. And Ragdoll.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. John in Kansas City. Please get this right and I can tell you the second one is Mama. Ken.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, that's my second guess is Mama Can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sitting on the edge. No, play it again. Turley. Nothing. You feeling it? John? Kansas City. Hello.

[Bobby Brown]

Living on the edge.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I already said the second one.

[Bobby Brown]

Right, but not the first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian. Thousand Oaks, California. What do you got? Brian in Thousand Oaks, California. Yeah. What are your two guesses?

[Bobby Brown]

I'm gonna say dude looks like a lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Brian and Philly. What's your guess?

[Bobby Brown]

What it Takes and Mama Can.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

God

[Michael Turley]

love that song.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had to have a Cowboys fan to figure it out.

[Michael Turley]

We did this because this day back in 1987, I was so glad to see him back. After years of decline due to rampant drug abuse, members infighting and poor record sales, Aerosmith began their appearance on the comeback trail as one of the main performers in that year's Texas Jam at the Cotton bowl in Dallas, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian, would you rather have a Cowboys jersey or a JCW show T shirt?

[Bobby Brown]

I'd probably say JCW T shirt. Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they hate the Cowboys. Not.

[Pre K]

Not dislike a signed cowboy jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd rather I've got a Dak football in my office. I really don't care about. If you want that. You want to burn it.

[Michael Turley]

He was really nice about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was nice about it.

[Bobby Brown]

I think I'd probably burn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold. Pre K. Brian is your winner. Brian, thank you for playing along. Hey, I've got a question. Were you listening to us before we started on MGK in Philly or did you just meet us?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. She had a long term listener.

[Bobby Brown]

I was listening on zzf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, way back there. They are actually. The video this week that goes up at noon Central is from that zone. That's where the cars are. If. I don't know if you watch.

[Bobby Brown]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if you watch our YouTube videos, but we did a buy up there.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In that zone, you'll recognize some of the territory. Thanks, Brian. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is it Mama can or Mama Ken?

[Michael Turley]

Ken hanging out With Mama Ken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, we had a gay guy that worked for us, and we called him Mama Ken. Is that what it's about?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's about, like, a hippie girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Sleeping late and drinking tea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she have a little dog that she dressed up? Excuse me.

[Michael Turley]

Sleeping late and smoking tea. Mama can. I can't believe that many people knew that song. I mean, that's. I would think I'm. That's an.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody was getting that one. Nobody was getting the other one.

[Bobby Brown]

Huh?

[Michael Turley]

Something about the cake. I love that song. I should play that. Oh, I don't know if I can sing it.

[Pre K]

Ah, you can sing pretty good.

[Michael Turley]

Scale it down about nine octaves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Juneteenth, did you know. Since it was yesterday, did you know, you know, Galveston, they talk about. Galveston is where the news was broke. Did you know the news was broke two years. Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Later, two years after it happened, it finally got to Texas.

[Michael Turley]

That's why we celebrate after the Emancipation Proclamation.

[Pre K]

And it's funny. Galveston has a birthplace of Juneteenth. Like, they're really proud of it. Like, they're proud of holding back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you're free, but don't tell anybody. Yeah, it takes a while to get.

[J.D. Ryan]

This isn't the Internet age, folks. It took a while to get the news. And may I say, no one was in her hurry.

[Michael Turley]

To their credit, this is Galveston, though, was the first place that acknowledged it officially. Right before the law.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that would be like announcing it today in Vegas, because Galveston in that day was Las Vegas. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird, but it's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

How so?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was where all the gambling and the. The Vegas lifestyle. It was Galveston for the Gulf Coast.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Before the hurricane.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hurricane wiped it out. Out. And then the mobsters moved to Nevada.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, I love Galveston.

[Bobby Brown]

I love.

[Michael Turley]

I haven't been to Galveston, like, 20 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

You must really love it then, because you get in the car and go see it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be there in four hours.

[Michael Turley]

I can't go, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell you can. I can't go.

[Michael Turley]

Why not?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go down there and cook your fish in the hotel. We'll be right back.

[Pre K]

Dial deal. Dial deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dial deal. You want to sell your car to John, do it now. Now's the time. Time quit sitting on your car and sell it to John. 800. 800 radio. It's 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Give him real simple stuff. Year, make, model, miles, and of course, you know what condition it's in. He'll buy it from you today, right now on the radio. 800, 800 radio. The John Clay Wolf show continues after this.

[Show Announcer]

Now. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deal. Dial a deal. Dial a deal. Dial me. Let's make a deal on your stuff, Joey. In Orange County, California. 23 KO230. So this is one of those electric bikes?

[Bobby Brown]

No, it's a gas bike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Four stroke is a Chinese job, though.

[Bobby Brown]

That's Korean, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you met a Korean or a Chinese gal in a bar, would you really know the difference?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, it's all wrapped like the Raider helmet. And it's all powder coated. The brake handles, everything is powder coated. Bright orange.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many hours are on it?

[Bobby Brown]

I only took it out once. Then I got in a car accident. I did it right after that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What will you take for it?

[Bobby Brown]

Like three grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can buy a new one for that. I'm looking online right now. During the break. I looked it up. You can go to power Max in North Carolina and get one for 2639. Or Big Country Motorsports in Magnolia for 2639. Or Family Power Sports in Austin for 2639. It seems like 2639 is the price on a new one.

[J.D. Ryan]

One.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm still pretty new. Like I said, I did a lot of up, a lot of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. Why are Asians little? I don't know. But I don't know why he wants over retail for his bike. I'm very sad that he had his accident, though. 01 Chevy, 3500 diesel. 17,000 miles. SEMA build painted flames, won best in show. Wait a minute. It won best in show in what category? At sema, Danny?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, into four wheel drive truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's what I'm going to do with these. These SEMA builds are so intricate. They can be heavy or they can be light. Everybody throws seam around. And I'm not saying your truck's not awesome because I kind of think it probably is. So I'd like to handle this one a little different.

[Bobby Brown]

Different.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm going to send. I actually already sent my buyer in California, Jeff Warhala, your phone number in the description. So be expecting a call from an Atlanta area code because Jeff's phone is from Atlanta. He. We moved him to. Did you ever watch Mad Men, the TV show?

[Bobby Brown]

A little bit of it when I was home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don Draper and all those guys. Anyway. Okay, well, we moved up one of Our guys got. He's divorced and he sold his business and he moved from Atlanta to California on a whim to be the wholesale boss out there. Give me the vin. And that's who's going to be calling you. He knows his stuff. Get, get, get some pictures. Get, get some pictures and a video of it. We'd love to buy it.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Spank in Vegas.

[Bobby Brown]

Hey, Mr. Wolf, what size CC do you race?

[John Clay Wolf]

3550. I've got a 350 XCF KTM and I've got a 450 same thing in our office in California because that bike's better on like desert ride and stuff. But like what I ride around here in Texas is at 350.

[Bobby Brown]

Man, you got cajones of steel, my man. Ah, you're out there racing that. You ain't no spring kicking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I mean, you know, people get run over by 18 wheelers. Like that guy that called me a minute ago. He might run over somebody in a minute and then they're dead. And, and you need to die doing what you love.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, if, if you crash that thing, you ain't. You're gonna be hoping those are steel because your wife's gonna be kicking you in them.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'll be right back. My name is John Claywood Wolf. Remember the live Streams at John JCW Show John Claywolf jcwshow.com and click join so you can get on our email list. You can keep up with where we're going next. Live remote live 20th anniversary show at Gas Monkey Live in Dallas next Saturday. We will be right back.

[Show Announcer]

You're listening to the most popular Saturday morning show to ever broadcast in America. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf show. Feel free to call and make your voice heard. 800, 800 radio. If you missed any of the show, go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

The news is crazy. Isn't it weird we have two news channels in America that tell you two completely never news. Thank God we don't do that with the weather. Wouldn't that be insane if we had political opinionated weather like hey, we're going to the beach tomorrow. Let's check the left wing weather. Hey folks, 90 degrees outside, beautiful day for an abortion. We got some dark clouds coming in. Excuse me, clouds of color.

[Bobby Brown]

And

[John Clay Wolf]

as you can see we got tropical storm Kelly a brewing slow slowly transition to hurricane Kevin. But we don't judge and we're not sure what the Future holds, but we know it's female.

[Show Announcer]

Back to you. They.

[Bobby Brown]

Them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy moly. That was weird. Let's check the right wing weather. Maybe that'll be a little more informative. The right wing weather. Hey, folks, grab your boots. It's 100 chance of storming the Capitol. Oh, yeah. Gonna be a lot of hailing and hiling out there. And we got some ice in the the Midwest. We need some ice at the border, I'll tell you that right now. And praise the Lord. And back to you, sugar.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting coast to coast, this is the

[Bobby Brown]

John Clay Wolf show.

[Show Announcer]

Hit him up 800, 800 radio. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch, and how to contact the [e-mail].

[John Clay Wolf]

oh, and while you're giving him the finger, give him the vent.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey now, Philip, Pennsylvania, you want to give a shout out to the baby daddies who don't see their kids but continue to pay child support this weekend. Is that correct?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, sir. That's. I mean, that's what Father's Day is about. You know, for the baby daddies out there, we need to get respect to them. Baby mamas don't let us see them, but we're out here paying child support. And I just want to say happy Father's Day to the baby daddies out there that don't get to see their kids today.

[Michael Turley]

Yep, been there, done that.

[Pre K]

Oh, so you can really.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm having a child support flashback. That's why. That's why I stalled for a moment. Oh, why? So when I got broke, like, real broke, when I got hurt and got embezzled and had to file bankruptcy on the dealerships, and it was a terrible time, and I was hanging on to every dollar. Sure. I quit paying child support.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

My ex wife was from a very wealthy family, and I knew that she'd be fine and I'd catch her later.

[Bobby Brown]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she just didn't. She just wanted.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wouldn't hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just wouldn't hear.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, you know, she left anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what I have to do with child support at that point. She just ain't angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right at you. But she's the one that left me in the hospital. Let's remember that. When I got hurt, I know the story. I'm in a wheelchair. It's a bad time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, she can wait.

[Pre K]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she started hitting my bank account with the. Have the child support office.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, God, they're all about it, man. And. And if you don't get visitation. And you. You go to the hearing, and you want to pay all you can when you can.

[Bobby Brown]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

You say, but I. You know, I haven't seen my daughter in five months. And they say, well, it's. You know, you got to pay to play. The attorney general is not in the business of enforcing visitation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[Michael Turley]

Precisely what they say. And it's that. That goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on to the mother. You're saying. You're saying that the mother was withholding the child. You're paying child support. They want their money. But you're like, I need my visitation. And they say, that's a different category. That's through a different door. You need to go talk to them.

[Michael Turley]

When I got with my ex. Wife. Wife. She had two daughters. We had a son together. And just. It didn't take six months. And I was. I mean, I was supposed to get her every other Wednesday or something, whatever the arrangement. And I go. And nobody's there. Nobody's home. Are you gonna look all over town? Where are they? And I did that several times, you know, and it just. That's. Moms can do that.

[Bobby Brown]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

The answer to your question is yes. Money and visitation are two different doors.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Isn't it? Mostly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was in a pretty good mood until that guy called. It just pissed me off. That really just pissed me. I was thinking about that. I forgot all about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can go down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I blocked that out of my brain. Yeah, well, because at the same time, the lady then bezzled all the money, didn't make the 941 payments. Is that what they're called? So I had the IRS on my ass like a cheap suit also. And they were hitting my purpose personal bank account, and I filed a offer and compromise.

[Bobby Brown]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's when I moved into my grandmother's house, and I rented that place for 1800amonth because that was the most rent you could pay to be qualified for an offer in compromise.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't know that.

[Pre K]

Happy Father's Day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Actually paying the bills.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had to run my car business under a BS license.

[Pre K]

I remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Called the dumbest name you've ever heard. And I couldn't get a dealer's license because the lady that did the embezzlement had a lesbian relationship with the text investigator. And they put me together as a duo.

[Pre K]

Oh, my gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I finally. I didn't tell you this part, so I finally had to go to Austin and explain I'm the guy in Vernon, Texas, that y' all did the Investigation on because called you up here, that the attorney general called y' all up here to investigate this deal that your lady inside. TxDOT went rogue. Oh, you're that guy. I said you're the pro. Your lady's one of the reasons I'm in this bind. They issued my license that day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I got the offering. Compromise done. That took like a year and a half so I could quit running. Operating. I mean, when. When people are hitting your bank accounts, it's very fair, fearful. I mean, like. Like you have 500 or 5,000, whatever's in there. If you have any money and there's a high risk and you go to check your balance. Dog on God. And when it's your ex wife that is extremely wealthy, never worked a day in her life.

[J.D. Ryan]

No need them for the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

None.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just anger.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're fighting off these other dragons, and then you got her coming in and hitting you for four grand. Yeah. What else y' all got? Y' all got me something else.

[Bobby Brown]

Thanks, Phil.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Pennsylvania, you're gonna go out and

[J.D. Ryan]

do an extreme sport this weekend. You're gonna have fun on your motorcycle. Have you ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably not. Now that I'm thinking about all this. Just screw it, okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever heard of paragliding? Have you heard of it?

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's where you put a motor on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You talk about bad luck.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, this girl really had bad luck. Actually, it was very good luck. Female paraglider. This is in Austria. Damn. Damn lucky to be alive. We have video to go with this, by the way. Jcwshow.com so she's paragliding, which is a parachute above your head and a motor on your back. I've done it. It's a lot of fun, but you don't do it at altitude. She was up a couple thousand feet, and an airplane literally flew through her canopy mid flight. Yeah, it hit her head. It made gone either way, like, by 10ft, they'd all died. Luckily, she was able to pull her emergency parachute and land in a grassy field. We have video to go with this. And here's the audio. Cut number six.

[John Clay Wolf]

His wife started getting alerts from their security cameras on her phone.

[Bobby Brown]

She just pointed the phone to me,

[Michael Turley]

and I seen him just doing what

[Bobby Brown]

he was doing right here in our house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bonnet downlord. That number six.

[Pre K]

Did I cut six? Fast fall. That's the wrong one. Let me down. Hold on. Wait. We're going to pretend nothing happen. Hold on. Stand by, guys.

[Show Announcer]

What happened?

[Bobby Brown]

Bait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I've done just

[Bobby Brown]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a sex video?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[Bobby Brown]

God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. The airplane slide through her parachute.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm glad I saw that. The parachute, because right about the time I think I have problems. That chick, that's a serious problem. And she's low.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no time to recover here. I mean, you know, she. Thank God she did.

[John Clay Wolf]

But so what happens? She's in a paraglider.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's in a paraglider at about a thousand feet and a Cessna comes flying by. Didn't see her at all. Flies right through her parachute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn, that had to be scary.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Just shoot.

[Michael Turley]

And she's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what are you thinking?

[Bobby Brown]

Head.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're thinking you're dying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been so scared. I've just stained my britches.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, she did. You know she did.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's why you have an extra parachute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. And the airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

It worked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Had they hit her, the plane would have gone down too.

[Pre K]

How did they get crossed up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever see the Bassmaster 2000 in Saturday night live?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you put a bass in a blender.

[J.D. Ryan]

Blender.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they drink it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's exactly what would have happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's lucky she didn't turn into.

[J.D. Ryan]

It would have been a mess and everyone would have died.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been the ass master 2000.

[Michael Turley]

That's some fine bass, Albert.

[Pre K]

Lovely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Quite lovely. Here she goes right through it.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800, 800 radio. This show is brought to you by America's best car buyer. Givemetheven.com it's brought to you by incogni, which is a great way to get rid of robo and spam calls. Go to jcwshow.com click the incogni link and you will get 60% off of your subscription. It is also brought to you by Gordon Boswell flowers. Around the corner or across the country if you want the good stuff, the disco stuff. Gordon Boswell flowers. If you want to send expensive flowers, not crazy expensive, but like a little more than those other companies. But when they send you the picture on the other end of the of the country, wherever you are and they send you a picture and you're like, oh, my God, I'm proud that I sent that. That's Gordon Boswell flowers. And they're click through is [e-mail] we are coming back with seven segment number four of our number five right now.

[Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning show. 800-800-RADIO and check out the [e-mail] or John Clay Wolf.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

your name on here says gas cap. Is that your name, sir? In South Lake?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, this is this gas cap, John. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've called in before.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, we spoke a couple weeks ago about the ZR2.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a ZR2

[Bobby Brown]

say? It's what happened last time before we had crossways. It's a shitty Silverado truck. Don't worry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, now I remember. So you have a 79 Trans Am. It says Firebird Spec Edition Y84. So that's a bandit car, right?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it T tops?

[Bobby Brown]

No T tops.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a standard?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, no auto.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how long have you had it?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, jeez. Probably had like. Like 10 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

And on a scale of 1 to 10, where would you score it in? In a niceness on after the resto.

[Bobby Brown]

Off the charts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's perfect.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay. Yeah, it was frame off and like paying the block and all. Original powertrain. Does it say we could save?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you tell him you want 28000 for it? Am I reading this right?

[Bobby Brown]

No, that's the original miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. How much is it?

[Bobby Brown]

30. I'm just kind of testing the waters.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 grand?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know. Just testing the water, seeing what you think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to play games. I want to buy cars. What do you want to do?

[Bobby Brown]

I know, I know. I'm not trying to be like Eddie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's do business, bud. Gas cap, hot rod.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, dude. It does have the original gas cap, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll give 30 grand you want to take.

[Bobby Brown]

Good. I'll. I'll load it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to load it up. I want to buy it. I don't. I don't want to load it up. I. You're loading me up now. I'll load you up with money. You load me up with a car. We're going to do something. We're going to do a dope deal. Let's do a dope deal.

[Bobby Brown]

We can do that. Okay. We can do a little cross country ride too.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So do you want. Do you want to sell the car?

[Bobby Brown]

I mean, I can. Yeah, it just sits. Just sits and collects dust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. So do you want to. I can't wire you today because it's Juneteenth and the banks are closed. But I can pay you. I can pay you Monday, but.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, I know you can. I'm not worried about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are we doing A handshake over the air and we're done. And we're good.

[Bobby Brown]

We'll. We'll continue the conversation, but

[John Clay Wolf]

Gas Cap don't want to commit. Okay, well, if you're going to go shop me around, shop from 100 grand. And then you can go tell everybody else. I got a bid for 100 grand. I turned it down. I turned it down.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm not going to tell anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, but I just want to do something. I mean, now I do remember the call last time. It's all good. But I. I got guys like you that are. They need a little shove. They need a little shove, Gas Cap. So, I mean, I'm trying to close you down so we can get something between us and actually do a deal.

[Show Announcer]

Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we can be the friends that you feel like we are. Because I'd like to be your friend, but I want to buy this car. I want to buy this car.

[Bobby Brown]

All right, we'll get it out to the show next Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Bring it to the show next Saturday. I'll have a guy on spot. We'll get her done. Seriously, next Saturday. I'll see you. Gas Monkey. Bring this Trans Am. We'll park it right up front, and we'll buy the thing right in front of everybody. Thank you.

[Pre K]

I don't think he's gonna do it. No, there's just no way.

[Michael Turley]

Gas Cap was a friend.

[Pre K]

Oh, I don't know.

[Bobby Brown]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you know, I'm just in the waters, you know. Paul, you got an ex wife story?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah, it's. It's a pretty gory one. I was working in, taking care of the kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me stop you. Let me stop you. Let me stop you. Let me stop you. Let me stop you. Let me stop you. So take a hundred percent of what you were fixing to tell me and cut it down to 20, because we want to hear your story. But got to get rid of all the little detail. Just like, hit the punch lines because we're on national radio and I want to keep everybody listening to you. And if you talk too much and start weaving around, they'll hang up. You know what I mean?

[Bobby Brown]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hit it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it because.

[Michael Turley]

Go.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, I have an ex wife story that don't let your ex wife actually become a paral while you're still married. She will be able to take you down the road. I ended up giving her the house and all the stuff with the kids. And, you know, I said two good hands God gave me. I go out work, I'm no problem there. And turns out Now I'm Mr. Broken Neck. And look at major surgery and she's got a value of over $53 million for our company we started and I get nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

53 million is quite a significant figure. And y' all are divorced and she got the company.

[Bobby Brown]

My, I had, I ended up with the parent. I ended up with the public defender. That's how he was taking everything. She called me back every other month back for more child support. I was working at DFW International Airport. I was getting checks that looked like I worked part time in McDonald's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did the 53 million come from?

[Bobby Brown]

The value that she was offered for the company we started together, I even named it. I was a marketing sales prior to this. And now he has global offices. She was able to rattle like course close to it at the time I didn't know it. But later on turns out we had, I don't know, close to a quarter million dollars. I had no idea he had it. Rat hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

So has she grown this company? How many years ago was this when this happened?

[Bobby Brown]

Let's see, it was about 30, you know, roughly about 30 years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she still has the company today?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh yeah. It's huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobby Brown]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That she.

[Bobby Brown]

When I was doing the child support payments, I was paying the, the third party that was supposed to be the governing agency that was going to be taking my payments and giving them to her ended up finding out they were embezzling it. So they were like, oh, you owe us thousand dollars. Whoa, wait a minute. If I had used the, you know, receipts and the using. What do you call those? 7 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a better deal? I'm sorry for your troubles, bud. Seriously.

[Bobby Brown]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he do? 30 years she's had this outfit, she's

[Pre K]

kind of grown it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of.

[Pre K]

I mean it's kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'd like to hear this her side of the story. Wife, if you're listening, call in 800-800-7234. There's more to this story than, than what we're gathering. I'm not saying he didn't go through her rough patch for sure, but 53 million dollar global company from 30 years ago, that's a long time to keep a company. Thirty years, that's quite, quite a significant old time. Chris in Long beach, you've got a 74 Volkswagen thing. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Bobby Brown]

I would say 7. 7 basically because the inside, the outside I got, you know, A Mako paint job job a couple years back. They're actually pretty good job. But there's a. Just a couple of spots where the paint bubble. Very, very small spots. But I don't know if you know much about things, but. But basically the inside, there is no, you know, carpet or interior. It's just straight metal. There's, you know, the, the, you know, nylon seats, basically front, back.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I know what it is. Dude, who the hell you think you're talking to? Come on now. Come on now. I mean, dude, I bought and sold like 700, 000 cars. You don't think I know what a damn VW30 thing is? You want 15 grand for it? It's got a Mako paint job, it's probably worth 10. I'm gonna call you later and we're gonna try to make a deal, get pictures. Do you know what a picture is? You know what a phone is? Yes, I know. The thing is. All right. Jesus Christ.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what thing is, Johnny?

[Michael Turley]

It's turned weirdish at the end.

[J.D. Ryan]

It did sort of.

[John Clay Wolf]

If a bear. No, no, no, no, you don't want to say that.

[Bobby Brown]

No, no.

[Pre K]

Not nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what a thing is?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just let it go. Happy Father's Day, John. We'll see you next week. It's. Is that the ending? Show the last.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the end of this. Oh, next week is the end of the last year, right? We don't know. We don't know.

[Pre K]

Show up, find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Show up and find out. It's either a last terrestrial broadcast ever or it's going to be the announcement of a huge network deal. And it's. Whatever's happening is it's our 20th year on the air, so we're either fixing to grow ridiculously or we're pulling off a radio when we're going online. That's the truth. And maybe going serious. There's like five different deals working.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the truth.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't even know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll be right back in California. Everybody else get the hell out of here. And we're on. We're on. The, the deal, the car buy, video stuff.

[Pre K]

JCW showed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got like an hour long one. It's supposed to be launching right, right now. Those poor bastards, they sit up all night. I. I hope they haven't gotten on meth. My, my video crew. I got it because they run all nighters all night and it feels a little messy to me, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not so you know, I

[John Clay Wolf]

didn't mean to get all whacked out on meth, boss. But you kept me up working until, you know, 24 hours to get these videos knocked out on time. And now I've got a drug habit. And now I'm going to sue you. That's what's going to happen. All in the name of YouTube videos and car buying. All right?

[Bobby Brown]

Why do meth when you have the John Clay Wolf Show?

[Michael Turley]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't get me wrong, I got a

[Bobby Brown]

beautiful woman with my back home don't

[John Clay Wolf]

take for granted my family Locker out, Brother Bella's in the back Sweet singers in the front Cruising down the freeway in the hot, hot sun Suddenly we're blue lights flash shots from behind Loud voice booming Please step out onto the line Ballot bridge Words of comfort Synergist hides our eyes Policeman, taxi shades and seller Chevy 69 how bazaar how bazaar

[Bobby Brown]

How

[John Clay Wolf]

Destination unknown as we've fallen for some gas A freshly placed apartment ghoster reveals a smile from the pack Elephants and acrobats lion, snakes, monkey village Speech writers Sister Cena says Funky how bizarre how bizarre how bizarre Time I look around Every time I look around Every time I look around Every time I look around it's in my face.