#362 John Clay Wolfe Show 07.11.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #362 Summary (07.11.26)

Overview

In this landmark episode, John Clay Wolfe and his ragtag crew launch their radio show on a new, massive network—joining over 118 FM affiliates coast to coast. The show’s uncensored, freewheeling spirit is front and center, with an abundance of banter, raunchy humor, car-guy shop talk, playful jabs at listeners and each other, and pointed riffs on sports, pop culture, the media, and the state of radio in 2026. As always, the episode is powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com and revolves around buying and selling cars live on-air, but the team strays joyously off-topic at every turn.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Pronouncing Shinnecock/On Air Media Gaffes

• [00:10–02:17] The show opens by riffing on how “no one” can pronounce “Shinnecock Hills” on TV, as sportscasters stumble through the U.S. Open golf coverage.
  • Quote (John, 00:41): “I think the Internet has just got everybody where they're just perverted demon zombies. Listen to the automatopia...”
• An audio montage of anchors butchering the name further fuels wolf pack banter about declining professional standards in media.

2. Fake News Names & Prankster Spirit

• [01:55–02:17] The crew plays a news clip searching for “Holden Hiscock,” lampooning how prank calls and laughable name gags still make it to broadcast (“Police are asking for the public's help tonight in locating 34-year-old Holden Hiscock…”)
• The group jokes about legendary radio pranks.

3. Meet Cindy Snapper & FM Rock Legends

• [02:39–06:19] Cindy Snapper, the show’s resident “older, raspy-voiced, seen-it-all rock DJ,” spins stories of carousing with rock royalty and mock fame, trading groupie tales and parodying DJ stereotypes.
  • Quote (Cindy, 04:29): “Pull that wrinkle over to the side so I can see it...my god, what a man.” (on Dennis DeYoung’s hands)
  • Quote (Cindy, 06:06): “I'm always a solid 69, okay? That's what I do. And I've never been discriminated against by any STD because, baby, I've had them all.”

4. Taking Over New York (and Beyond)

• [06:45–08:55] Jokingly welcoming themselves as New York’s “Number one morning show—because we’re the only one live,” John announces their massive network expansion, poking fun at rivals and celebrating NY/NJ culture.
  • The team sets up a special “complain” button just for New Yorkers at jcwshow.com (“You’re all a bunch of self-loathers, all you want to do is complain. So I made you your special button…” [08:20])
• Listeners are encouraged to test the feature and send in grievances, with a dedicated complaints handler on staff.

5. Live Lightning Rounds/Car Bids

• [10:03–11:49 and frequent throughout] Central segment of the show. Listeners call in with their vehicles and John bids live:
  • Bidding on a Corvette as a gift for a wife leads to jokes about marriage, ownership, and car gifting ethics.
    • Quote (13:10):
      • John: “If you give your kid a car...and then he goes off to college and you sell it, do you owe them the money?”
      • Caller: “Oh, yeah, but that's your kid, right?”
      • John: “But your wife, you own her.”
  • Similar rapid-fire negotiation with other callers’ classic cars, trucks, and “Tradio” style barnyard finds.

6. Welcoming New Markets/Coast-to-Coast Sound Checks

• [17:05–19:55] First hour tailored to New York; John asks for listener “sound checks” to verify if the show is live in various markets. Listeners call from Staten Island, New Brunswick NJ, and Brooklyn, critiquing the “Southern” sound and cultural quirks.
  • Quote (22:19, John): “Do I sound Southern to you?”
  • Caller: “A little bit, yeah.”

7. NY/NJ Culture Clash

• [24:49–30:32] Hilarious banter with tough New York callers about music, accent authenticity, and the history of “Irish vs. Italian” in the city. Arguments over how to “say” things, local feuds, and street linguistics abound.
  • Quote (Frank, 26:31): “You don't just, don't just say, hey, dude, how you doing? You sound like a freaking jerk.”

8. Pawn Stars and Car Radio Show “OG”

• [30:32–33:00] John laments that the “Pawn Stars” concept ripped off his car-buying-on-the-radio format:
  • Quote (John, 29:06): “Pawn Stars started it on cable. And like, those guys stole my shtick. Freaking Irish!”

9. AI, Backtracks Game, and Music Geekery

• [33:01–37:49] The crew teases a segment on AI chatbot conversations (“AI’s not ready for the mainstream world...”), then launches a “backtracks” contest—playing ZZ Top songs backwards and challenging listeners to guess them, offering merch as prizes.

10. Candid Car Negotiations & New York “Hardasses”

• [38:27–41:49, 83:14–98:10, etc.] Ongoing, humorous, and sometimes heated bargaining with car sellers. John leans into “NY hardass” personas, using colorful, no-BS communication style in price wars.
  • Quote (40:38): “Let’s see if you’re dealing from a point of reality… has any woman ever told you you’re unrealistic? Because I have a feeling they have.”
  • Quote (85:03, on hardline negotiation): “I’ll give six grand. You want it or not?…Take it or leave it.”

11. Heroin Segment—'Tell Us About Heroin'

• [45:09–54:59] John openly solicits listener stories about heroin, striving for candid discussion on drug use/addiction, then transitions back to car bidding.
  • Quote (Bill, 53:33): “I did heroin for about 6 years. Been clean for about a year and a half now, though.”
  • John: “Why did you stop? It sounds like it was going good.”

12. On-air Technical Glitches, FM Expansion

• [70:30–74:56, 75:10–76:32, 108:54+] Meta-radio: The crew is self-aware about technical wonkiness as they roll out on new stations. They urge listeners to use their website or audio stream if FM is glitchy, and make fun of radio's complicated affiliate system.
  • Quote (John, 182:40): “There's been a lot of technical difficulties this morning. 118 stations.”

13. Prank Calls & Listener Roasts

• [164:28–169:01] Prank calls to a San Francisco donut shop, probing for “wokeness,” cost of living, and inadvertently launching into real-life social commentary on wage disparity and urban realities.
  • Quote (168:46): “Why do you live there if it costs so much to live there?”
  • Caller: “I guess it's just nice.”

14. Rush Limbaugh & Johnny Cash “Appearances”

• [148:04–154:01, 111:02–113:38] Satirical segments feature “Rush Limbaugh” and “Johnny Cash” (impressions), poking fun at talk radio, conservative iconography, and giving mock advice about contracts and writer's demands for radio stars.
  • Quote (Rush, 149:21): “You're performing a—A solid, well planned radio rescue with your little program, which is not so little anymore. And I, I think you called on the right man to help you do it.”

15. Complaints Segment—Making Haters Part of the Show

• [70:30, 163:03+] The team treats New Yorker hate-calls and complaints as badges of honor, encouraging listeners to “cuss them out via the complaint button,” often reading emails live and laughing at insults.
  • Quote (John, 163:46): “First name, your show. Last name sucks. Oh, clever. You’d think it’d be out of New York. How the hell did this trash show end up on syndicated radio in Seattle?”

16. Rock-n-Roll, Sports, Sex, Drugs & Life

• Throughout: Color commentary on:
  • World soccer and Norway-England match ([59:36+])
  • Fighting off alligators in Florida ([65:52+])
  • Heroin, Viagra, Zyn nicotine pouches and men’s health ([113:50–117:17])
  • Group sex with Earth, Wind & Fire ([56:47–57:47])
  • Family and sports-parent guilt, generational changes in youth sport ([173:12–179:34])
  • Selling junkers and "meth-mobiles" as “real-life Tradio” ([90:04–133:01])

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Notable Quotes & Time Stamps

• “I think the Internet has just got everybody where they're just perverted demon zombies.” —John Clay Wolfe, [00:41]
• “I'm always a solid 69, okay? That's what I do. And I've never been discriminated against by any STD because, baby, I've had them all.” —Cindy Snapper, [06:06]
• “You guys do definitely sound Southern, man. You guys carry those letters there a little bit longer than we do up here now.” —Caller from New Jersey, [23:17]
• “Pawn Stars started it on cable. And like, those guys stole my shtick. Freaking Irish!” —John Clay Wolfe, [29:06]
• “If your aunt had balls, she would be... She'd be your uncle.” —John Clay Wolfe, [197:31]
• “Police are asking for the public's help tonight in locating 34-year-old Holden Hiscock...” —News Clip, [01:55]
• “Let’s see if you’re dealing from a point of reality. Has any woman ever told you you’re unrealistic?” —John Clay Wolfe, [40:38]

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Running Gags, Memorable Moments

• “Complain button” —Making complaining into listener sport.
• Live car buying negotiation —“I’ll give you six grand. You want it or not? Everybody can kiss my ass. Take it or leave it” ([86:22])
• Heroin segment —Unexpectedly frank discussions about heroin use and listener confessions ([53:33], [54:43])
• Sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll —From “snorting BC powder” to mock groupie escapades and literal “rock star” in-jokes.
• Meta-radio/self-referential humor —Seemingly endless teasing about tech failures, affiliate network chaos, and radio's “glory days.”

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Structure & Show Flow

• The show is a mix of segments (lightning round car bids, backtracks game, discussion topics) and spontaneous call-ins, plus pre-planned parody cameos (Rush Limbaugh, Johnny Cash).
• Tone: Irreverent, edgy, rowdy, and sometimes crude—delighting in crossing lines as long as they avoid FCC fines.

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Essential Takeaways

• Launch of Massive Network: The show self-consciously trumpets its coast-to-coast expansion, while lampooning radio industry culture, tech headaches, and regional differences.
• Cars Are the Carrot: The central “stunt”—bidding on cars live—is both a practical radio gimmick and a springboard for wild banter, old-school radio stunts, and cultural commentary.
• Political and Cultural Satire: Parody guests (Rush, Johnny Cash), meta-narratives about media decline and “woke culture,” and pummeling of both listeners and each other.
• Listener Engagement: Calls are unfiltered—ranging from serious to mock-complaint to prank, and nearly every voice is welcomed (and roasted) on-air.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment/Topic | |-----------|-----------------------------------------| | 00:10–02:17 | Shinnecock/Sports Media Gaffes | | 03:02–06:19 | Meet Cindy Snapper / FM rock parody | | 06:45–08:54 | New York rollout ("number one morning show") | | 10:03–11:49 | Lightning round car bidding | | 17:05–19:55 | NY/NJ calls, sound check, culture clash | | 24:49–33:00 | Brooklyn banter / Irish v Italian | | 33:01–37:49 | Backtracks music game / AI chat segment | | 38:27–42:33 | New Yorker car sellers, negotiation | | 45:09–54:59 | “Heroin segment” / candid addiction talk | | 70:30–76:32 | Technical glitches, call in complaints | | 83:14–98:10 | Lightning round car bids, intense negotiation| | 113:50–117:17 | Zyn nicotine/men’s health/Viagra bits | | 148:04–154:01 | "Rush Limbaugh" segment | | 154:19–156:03 | Media punking/fake names on air | | 164:28–169:01 | Prank calls: San Francisco donut shops | | 173:14–179:34 | Parenting/sports-parent guilt, youth sports | | 204:00–207:04 | High-end car dealer negotiations | | 212:23–215:09 | Soccer/World Cup/Viagra in sports mini-segment | | 218:35 | Show wrap-up and farewell |

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Closing Note

This episode is a time capsule of “morning zoo meets pawn shop meets talk radio revolution”—equal parts car-trading, culture war, and anarchic variety. The team stays true to the show’s tradition: “as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC.” For new listeners, it’s a whirlwind introduction; for long-timers, it’s another wild ride with the wolf pack.

Transcript

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmethevin.com

[John Clay Wolf]

did y' all see where they don't even know how to pronounce? Shinnecock up in.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

One of Long island pronounced what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Shinnecock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shinnecock.

[Satan]

The golf.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a golf club.

[Cindy Snapper]

Well, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

One of long. One of my Long Island's most prestigious courses. Shinnecock Hills Golf Club founded back in 1891. Oh, it was somewhere in the reporters kind of having a hard time pronouncing the name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, the newscasters are like everybody's so broke they can't even hire people that can pronounce or read anything right.

[Cindy Snapper]

I've noticed that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that the Internet has just perverted everyone's mind and just diluted us down. You know what. What your grandparents and parents thought was happening in the 70s with all the bad stuff and the subliminal messages. I think the Internet has just got everybody where they're just perverted demon zombies. Now listen to the automatopia. At number one, Wyndham Clark is now a two time major champion after winning the US Open at Shinecock Hills.

[News Reporter]

Long Island, New York is on the spotlight with shiny Cox hills hosting the 126.

[J.D. Ryan]

The golf tournament took place at Shinecock Hills Golf Club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wyndham Clark is now a two time major champion. Clark came the title, claimed the title Sunday at Shinecock Hills. And the season's third major being played at Shincock Hills. We also know that Shincock showed out.

[Cindy Snapper]

Oh, did he say came the came the prize?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I did. That's what he claimed. And there was another report or something about that this week that I heard and I threw to the service that.

[Caller/Listener]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

That had a similar snafu. It had nothing to do with the Shinnecock Indians. This is just perverted.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but a missing young man. That one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Missing missing young man.

[John Clay Wolf]

They found him in a swimming pool walking through it.

[J.D. Ryan]

We hope he found his way home. Cut number two.

[News Reporter]

Police are asking for the public's help tonight in locating 34 year old Holden Hiscock. He was last seen leaving a downtown coffee shop around 5:00 clock Thursday evening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait one more time.

[News Reporter]

Police are asking for the public's help tonight in locating 34 year old Holden Hiscock. He was last seen leaving a downtown coffee shop around 5:00, clock Thursday evening.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yes, we're your new morning show. Good morning WA X Q Q 104 New York City. Rocking the downtown. My name's Carol. We've got Carol Miller here with us.

[J.D. Ryan]

We do?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, they're okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Carol Miller, she's been around a while.

[Satan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's had a few cigarettes and she's had a few too many. She's had a few too many whiskeys and she's been passed around a couple bands over the past 80 years. Oh, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

But she's with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, it's not Carol Miller.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we. We have our own.

[Caller/Listener]

Her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cindy Snapper. Cindy Snapper is our.

[J.D. Ryan]

But now with the bands. Oh, she hasn't been on tour for years and years and years and years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Cindy Snapper, you know, and. And.

[Cindy Snapper]

And she.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all thought Cindy was gone and in New York City. Y'. All. Y' all never met Cindy, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

But she's been there. Oh, she's been on tour. Let me tell you. She's been to New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Cindy.

[Cindy Snapper]

Thanks a lot, John. You know, I've been on everything but the Titanic and nyc. It is. And it's going to be a good night.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gonna be a good day.

[Cindy Snapper]

It's gonna be a good. I'm really disappointed you don't have Carol Miller. I thought she was gonna be here to get to meet her.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like your mantra. She's your.

[Caller/Listener]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

She reached the height. Yeah. Raspy voice. OLDER FM rock dj. What do you call the ladies that. That hang on to the bands? Groupies.

[Cindy Snapper]

I want to tell you this, and I'm not bragging, and I've been to a lot of shows with Carol Miller. We've done a lot of bands together.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Cindy Snapper]

Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Cindy Snapper]

Last time we were actually together, what happened? I think it was during the Mr. Roboto tour. We were with sticks, all seven of them. With Dennis De Young.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would have been the age.

[Cindy Snapper]

Got some long fingers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who? Dennis?

[Cindy Snapper]

He does. I'll tell you for truth. I can prove it. I got a tattoo of two of them right here. Take a look at this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good boy.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pull that wrinkle over to the side so I can see it.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah. See how big his thumb is? My God, what a man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to see that.

[Cindy Snapper]

And when we got done with Sticks and we let him go, it wasn't the other way around. I'm just telling you the truth about this. And Carol Miller will back me up. We went over to England with Peter Frampton and Eric Clapton.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huge tour.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah. And this is when Eric Clapton was all cleaned up. So there Are a lot more drugs for all of us. This time it was awesome. And Carol Miller passed out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Cindy Snapper]

For about three seconds. And she got up and snorted another rail. We had somewhere just playing cocaine. Dj I love that song. Eric is my hero. Thanks for the cocaine, Eric.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Cindy, I know that you've had several lawsuits with other networks over. Over your. You know, she keeps suing people. What do they call it when. When you get too old to get fired?

[Cindy Snapper]

Plagiarism?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, when you let someone go in their calling it because it's your age.

[Cindy Snapper]

Oh, chlamydian.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Age discrimination.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Carol's had a few age discrimination lawsuits against the different networks over the years. And this is why. This is the first time she's been on radio in a while. Because in the. In her final pleadings that they've got it straightened out, she got paid for the fifth time.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

For age discrimination. Like, the first one was at 70. And like, now you're 90. 98.

[Cindy Snapper]

I don't remember what Carol is, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, You.

[Cindy Snapper]

Well, I'm always a solid 69, okay? That's what I do. And I've never been discriminated against by any STD because, baby, I've had them. I've had them all.

[Mike Turley]

And you're excited, right?

[Cindy Snapper]

Rock and roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's still just vibrant.

[Cindy Snapper]

Hey, where's my parrot?

[J.D. Ryan]

Your parrot? We have it downstairs.

[Cindy Snapper]

I've got to get with my parrot, Frankie. He's holding something for me. Oh, really?

[Caller/Listener]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rock and roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll bring you. I'll bring you paired up for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is Saturday morning. It is 7:13 here on WAXQ Q104.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. His name.

[J.D. Ryan]

J.D.

[Caller/Listener]

ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your name?

[J.D. Ryan]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

His name is Bobby Brown. Oka Bobbo. His name is Turley. And you guys, we have a live video [e-mail] jcwshow.com we're the number one morning show here in New York because we're the only one live.

[Cindy Snapper]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody else is on tape delay. I can tell you it's an exciting morning for us because we just added 118 stations in our network coming down off the premier satellite. But New York, this hour is actually just for you. We will join our network here in an hour on the east coast from the gaze of the Miami keys to the tip of the New York State. Rochester. I think that's our tallest Rochester. We don't go up to Boston, but then we go all the way over and we go across, I mean all, I mean, count them, 118 stations all

[Mike Turley]

the way to Bismarck, North Dakota.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we're gonna go to Seattle and then we're gonna go to Portland in San Francisco

[Caller/Listener]

and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to California and Texas and New York and we're going to South

[Caller/Listener]

Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan.

[Cindy Snapper]

Oh, there went my vote.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have set up a special complaint for you guys. What you New Yorkers that like to complain because you know, you're all bunch of self loathers and all you want to do is complain. So I made you your special button just for you. When's the last time your radio personality made a button for you? If you go to JCW show, okay. And click Contact, there's a thing. There's a button in caps that says complain.

[Cindy Snapper]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Serious complain here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotta pull this up.

[Satan]

You just lost a list and it

[John Clay Wolf]

goes straight to the complain guy. And we have a guy, his name's Elliot Wood. He works for I heart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God, there it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he is. I've actually prepaid him. Somebody's got their thing on. Yeah. So we've got, we've got a special place for you. And you can complain to Elliot and he works for the network directly to the guy like you want to get to the guy that can really get us in trouble. Yeah, you go there. And that was part of the new deal when we set this up. Is there like this and that. I said we'll set up a special place so you can keep in touch with our listeners.

[J.D. Ryan]

JCW show dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Complain.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hit contact and then complain.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. That's right. Contact. First I hit him in the face and then complain.

[J.D. Ryan]

Contact and then complain. Plane. That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have. Can you, can you quit that for a minute, man? This, I'm. I'm no good with this for. Just let me, let me, let me breathe. I got cameras all over me, man. It's like making me nervous. It's making my. My turtle suck in.

[Cindy Snapper]

Oh my.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like jumping in a cold pool. It's giving me shrinkage. I don't like shrinkage. Coming up next is a thing that is different that you've ever heard on this radio station. It's called. We call it the Lightning Round. And in this regard, I am the judge. Like Judge Judy, Judge Wapner. You call in with your car. This thing's. This segment sponsored by. Give me the VIN.com. give me the VIN. Give me the VIN give in.com and you can call in and I will actually, I have another trick up my sleeve. I can bid cars. So I will bid your car on the radio right here. Give me your make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. I'll bid your car. I'll make you an offer on your car right now on the, on the air right here on 104.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we actually buy them and we

[John Clay Wolf]

actually buy them through givemetheven.com so year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Don't call in if you're a jerk off. We don't want to talk to jerk offs, but we want to talk to people that are serious that actually want to sell their car. Old cars, new cars. 69 Camaro, 2026 Escalade, 2020, 2020 Lamborghini. You know, not. I almost said Gallardo. They hadn't made that car in forever. A revolto. A Ferrari. You rich guys, you poor guys and everybody in between. We actually really good at this car thing because it's how I started off my career. And I still do it through givemetheven.com that's why they sponsors 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 1800, 800 radio. Call in right now. Test me out during this music break. We'll be right back. This is John Clay Wolf show.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kenneth in Texas. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 Corvette Base. 15, 000 miles. Stick or automatic?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Monterey red.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that mean?

[Caller/Listener]

Monterey red is an upgrade. I think this is one of the earlier triple. Triple or the base coat, clear coat and. Or with the mid coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love these Corvette guys. What color are your new Balance shoes right now? And where are your socks sitting on your, on your calves? And what day was this?

[Caller/Listener]

I got my, I've got my chip wild. I got my Chippewa leather boots on right now. Yeah, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it red or is it maroon?

[Caller/Listener]

It is maroon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Monterey red. It's dark red.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never, I've been to Monterey, but I didn't see maroon everywhere. So I just didn't know. Okay, so you got it. How long have you had the car?

[Caller/Listener]

I've had it for going on two years.

[Satan]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Bought it, bought it for my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't pass. Did she.

[Caller/Listener]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But thank you for asking because you kind of, like, struggled when you said moment for more. Did she leave you?

[Caller/Listener]

No. Not at all. No, it was a gift. She. She got her. She got her bachelor's degree in nursing, and I bought her this car. We. I've been looking for a while. Took me a long time to find a low mileage early model.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you take the 20 grand I'm gonna give you, are you gonna keep it or you're gonna give it to her?

[Caller/Listener]

The 20 grand? I am going to give it to her because she wants a backup camera. So instead of molesting this car, I figured I'd just find a newer one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was just wondering, you know, because, like, if he gives somebody a car and then you take it back, do you get to keep the money?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, we talked about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

No, we talked. We discussed it. No, you don't get to keep the money. It's a gift.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you give your kid a car. If you give your kid a car and then he goes off to college and you sell it, do you owe them the money?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah, but that's your kid, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But your wife, you own her.

[Caller/Listener]

I get. I get a lot more out of my wife than I do my kids. I'm not gonna take the money back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, But, I mean, even if you did take it back, I mean, you're just married, so it doesn't really matter. All right, well, go to give me. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Go to givemetheven dot com and load it up. Let's get her bought. Thank you, sir. Real quick, Doyle and Fort Worth, you've got an old Mercedes SLC. That's the A76 Mercedes 450 SLC. So that's not the SL. That's the hard top, longer version, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah. Wheelbase a little longer, and it's got the rear seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

My cousin just crushed a bunch of these over at Euro spec. Get some pictures of it on your phone, and let's look. Let me look at pictures. Or really, what's great is a couple little short videos. You walk around talking about it, then we can really see what we're talking about, because the condition on this car is just everything, right? It could be worth, you know, scrap, or it could be worth a lot. But 244, it's not worth a lot on the miles. But the engine's rebuilt. I mean, if you totally restored the car, that's a whole different animal.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's been. What do you call? There's been a lot of stuff done on it, like the engine and other transmission and suspension and all sorts of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you see an Arizona area code calling you, that's going to be Muffy. And she knows these cars very well. I'm going to have her call you, get some pictures on your phone. You can get a deal done. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolfe by Cars the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com if you have a collection that you need to sell or if you, if you're of age and you want to sell your cars, your collection of cars before you pass so your kids don't have to mess with it, or if you're a kid of a parent that had 5, 10, 20, 30 cars. 50, I don't care how many. Go to givemetheven.com and load, load up one and just say, hey, there's 18 more. And we do. I typically handle those myself and I've gotten in the groove of that and I'm really enjoying doing it. So go to givemetheven.com on your collections. Be right back. There's a pretty wide gap between a Hollywood cowboy and the real thing. But Wolf brand delivers authentic taste. It's a southwest tradition, plain and simple. Neighbor, when's the last time you had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand bull?

[Cindy Snapper]

Well, that's too long.

[Announcer]

Yeah. It's the John Clay Wolf show, the number one rated Saturday morning show broadcasting coast to coast from LA to New York, New York City. Get a rope. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show. Jcwshow.com

[Caller/Listener]

hey, now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, New York. We're excited to be on here on waxq. And yes, you too, New Jersey. We know you're listening. Thanks for paying New York prices just to tell everyone you don't live there. Oh, good morning, New York. If you're listening from the Cross Bronx Expressway, don't worry, you'll still be sitting there when the show's over. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. This is our first morning in New York. This is our first. First moment through premiere satellites. I am sitting in a studio and have no idea if we're on the air. What if we're not on the air?

[Announcer]

We are.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know? Call in, tell us if we're on the air. 800-800-7234. That's 800, 800 radio is what it spells out. Call and call us with Some good Northeast hate. We always love that. We did have one caller call in a moment ago just to tell the screener that you guys suck. Oh, all right.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yes, thank you very much.

[Mike Turley]

So that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. That's Peace and Love. Peace and Love.

[J.D. Ryan]

Badge of honor.

[Satan]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Do call us and let us know if we're on the air up there, because it's weird. You know, we're sitting here. We really don't know, and we're not sitting in New York within the listing area. And I have no idea. What if the. What if the system doesn't work?

[Cindy Snapper]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I start getting worried, J.D. i start thinking about all these things we did, all this setup and all this build for this 118.

[Satan]

What if none of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

But what if somebody didn't flip the switch, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And they told Baba they wanted seven hours of replay loaded in case that it didn't work? So what if it's not worse?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Very suspicious.

[Mike Turley]

What if it's just the replay?

[Announcer]

Just.

[Mike Turley]

Just talking to ourselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if the only listener is that guy that called in and say you guys suck, and he just got it off the web [e-mail] right?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. There is the wolf pack. They are there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they are. But they. But they're not listening on terrestrial radio on a 104. So 808. Seriously. Boogie check. Boogie check.

[Satan]

Ooh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. If y' all remember that. I need a. I need a.

[News Reporter]

I

[John Clay Wolf]

need a sound check. I want you guys to call in and let make sure that we're on the air. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we're live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why the hell I'd be doing this? We're not alive.

[Satan]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you?

[Mike Turley]

That's what everybody wants to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am me. I am me.

[Mike Turley]

Who's this redneck?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a redneck. I mean, who's this old angry mensch? It's totally.

[Mike Turley]

I'm not angry anymore. I mean, I know I'm from the east coast, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're from the East Coast.

[Mike Turley]

But I. I've. You know, when you move to Texas, you calm down a little bit. Stuff slows down in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, when I'm driving with you, you still scream at everyone and call them MFers and take cheap swings at them. I had a gal this week. I'm driving down the road and I'm in the left hand line. Call and let me know if I'm An a hole?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'm going 60, maybe 55 in the. In the fast lane. And yes, I should have gotten over a little bit, but I had one guy fly by me, honk and give me the finger. And then another person got in front of me and brake checked me hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Break, check. And I had to go over to the shoulder, and I. To miss her is what turned out. So then I'm like, okay, I'm tired of this. This is the second one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I went in front of her. I'm in a Toyota Land Cruiser, and I just break check the S. John. And she locks up, but she's sideways. And then she whips in front of me. Right? She whips in front of me. Thank God there was a she. I didn't realize this.

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's like, in a Kia.

[Caller/Listener]

Blah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she slams on her brakes, turns sideways in the middle of the expressway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gets out of the car. When she's getting out of the car, she bumped the trunk. So I see the trunk pop up, and I'm like, oh, my God, she's got a gun in the trunk.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, no.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And big old Puerto Rican mama is coming. And she leans over to shut the trunk. So that was a thing. Okay. There's not a gun here. And then she walked up to me and told me to tell me what an a hole I am.

[J.D. Ryan]

And all this on the freeway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. She literally, zip. And that's why Latinas make better love than white girls.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Passion. That's raw passion.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Raw passion. Ricardo. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning. How are you? Good. Thank you so much for having me. How are you guys? So you guys in New York, like, physically?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we are not physically in New York, but the radio show is in your. But are you listening to us on the FM Airways up there? That's what I'm trying to figure out.

[Mike Turley]

I am.

[Announcer]

I am.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm listening to you on I. I tuned into Q143, and I'm listening to you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's working, Gene. Stanton Island. Gene and Staten Island.

[Cindy Snapper]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gene and Staten Island.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[Cindy Snapper]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we working? Is it working?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Everything's working. Everything's sounding great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do. Do you pick up any racial under. I mean, do you pick up any undertones in my voice? Like Southern. Can. Do I sound Southern to you?

[Caller/Listener]

A little bit, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A little bit I can deal with. And this was a problem, dude. I've been wanting to get on this station for 20 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been doing this for 20 years. And they always said, you sound too Southern.

[Caller/Listener]

And I'm like, no, no, you. You're okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you. Thank you.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, give it a minute.

[Cindy Snapper]

It'll happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's part New Brunswick, New Jersey. I don't. I don't have anybody's name. Pick a. Pick a wheelie. Are you there? 7, 3, 2 area code.

[Satan]

Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we're loud and clear. We're good.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I can hear you good. You don't sound too southern. You got to get in the New York accent, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you give me a quick tutorial? Can you give me a quick tutorial?

[Caller/Listener]

Yo, what are you doing, dude? What's the matter with you, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Call somebody an a hole and hold the door open for him at the same time. That's. That's my version.

[Cindy Snapper]

New York.

[Satan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get that hole in here.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Brunswick, New Jersey. You there.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. What's up? You guys do definitely sound Southern, man. You guys carry that. That. Those letters there like this a little bit longer than we do up here now.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Golly. Where do you live? Where are you? Like, where. Where are you physically. Are you in Jersey or the city?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, Greenbrook, New Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Jersey. All right, Jersey. Here's another jersey. 201566 number. Who's this?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello, Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got? Are we on?

[Caller/Listener]

I got. I got for the first three minutes listening to you that you guys are.

[Cindy Snapper]

Well, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[Mike Turley]

I had to dump somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said he. You can't. We are on FM broadcast, so you can't, like, say full curse words. You can dance around, but that guy is a real a hole.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For saying that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

But now we know.

[Caller/Listener]

We're all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we're perfect. We've just been christened. Good morning, 104. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. thanks for making us number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everybody. Frank. New York City, you're on the air. What's your problem? What's your problem, jerky? Hi.

[Cindy Snapper]

Hi.

[Caller/Listener]

I got a question for you guys, man. What happened to my music? What happened to my regular radio station you guys hijacked?

[John Clay Wolf]

Stevie Wonder's playing right now. Do you not like black people and blind people? Turn it up, Turley. I mean, come on. That's music, isn't it?

[Caller/Listener]

Come on. Stevie Wonder on Q1043, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

You racist pig.

[Cindy Snapper]

Where are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

In the city? What's your story? What's your location?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Brooklyn. I'm in Brooklyn, New York. And Sheep's Head Bay. New in Brooklyn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sheepshead. So how am I supposed to talk? Tell me about you sound like you've got a little personality. So my, my parents are in Connecticut, but they're not anymore because they're dead, which is not funny. But this shows for you. This, this one's for you, ma. And actually this is. Wanted to be on this station because my mom's buried up there. She's been gone for a while, but. But they kind of, you know, she, she's good looking gal, right? My, my mom. And when she was about 40, she married a rich Italian Wall street guy that lives nowhere else but Greenwich, right? So. So my time up there was around these stiffs. Natoni would bring me into town a little bit and I'd get some, you know, I don't know, I'm in middle school, through high school, college. But I need to learn the culture up there a little bit better. And Frank, you sound like a real guy. You sound like a real guy. Can you, can you teach me a little bit?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that last guy before trying to talk to you like Brooklyn. Yeah, that's not how we talk. Obviously you hear how I'm talking, right? And this is the way we say it. You know what I'm saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know what you're saying.

[Caller/Listener]

You don't just, don't just say, hey, dude, how you doing? You sound like a freaking jerk. And I'm not gonna curse that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Problem, thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

Very tough for an Italian from Brooklyn. Not the curse. So I'm gonna hold my tongue.

[John Clay Wolf]

So my stepdad, his name is Tony Zaluka. Rest in peace, right? But he was telling me because I'm from Texas and the blacks and the Mexicans and the whites, they. They do their thing, but up there it's different. He was like. He had problem with Irish people and I didn't understand that.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, well, that's understandable. The Irish and the Italians, we don't always get along so good.

[John Clay Wolf]

He told me this years ago. Was it over jobs or something back like when the boat came over? It's way back, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, back, we'll say back in the day, as they, as they put it, the Irish came over first and they kind of put a footprint here. When the Italians came over, they were pretty much shunned and, you know, pushed to the side. But Being Italian and being as strong as we are, we just pushed our way in. So. Yeah, the Irish and Italians have a history.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there still a problem? I mean do you still like kind of look at each other funny?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I wouldn't say we look at each other funny because you know, that's long ago now. Yeah, we don't really hold the grudge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like you still have a chip, Frank.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know, any grudges, Italians whole, we usually, you know, we take care of them. You know what I'm saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Frank. Indeed. York City Danbo. Good morning. Dbo, Danbo Dambo. What you got? Good. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I just went up the Bronx, I'm in Manhattan now, driving around. I got to do 12 hours of escalator calls. But as far as your vernacular goes, do you say wash the car or worse Wash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, wash it with. With water. With water. You don't say you would wash the car with warm water. Mike in Brunswick.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey man, good morning. Welcome to New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you sir. Welcome to. I'm bridging the gap between Dallas and New York.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, well like, like that previous caller. I got that going on in my life. I'm half Italian, half Irish, so fight with myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're self loathing boy.

[Caller/Listener]

But anyway, yeah, so what's your guys deal man? I mean what's the show all about?

[John Clay Wolf]

We, we, we've been doing this 20 years and today's our big day. We're, we joined Premier networks. We launched on 118 stations today and it took 20 years to finally get shown the real door. Right. Because we've been treated like side bitches for ever. And we're still a side and we know it. I still got a black eye right here. If you look, you know, I don't talk too much but we cut up kind of locker roomy. We've got a car button thing in us and people call in and tell us about their car like give me the quickie on it and I'll hang a number on it. The show is sponsored by a company called givemetheven.com some of us, your car. And this has literally been going on with give me the VIN for 20 years. So we cut up, entertain, make ourselves laugh. And the commercial part of it is where we can get cars for give me the vin.com. but the calls on that point are really funny because we start arguing with people over price. Imagine that. So it's kind of like, it's kind of like pawn shop counter. What were those guys name? They ripped us off 18 years ago. I started this 20 years ago. 21 year, 20 years ago. And Pawn Stars started it on cable. And like, those guys stole my shtick. Freaking Irish. Give him an example.

[Mike Turley]

What is he driving right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you, what are you driving?

[Caller/Listener]

F150 Ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller/Listener]

20. 22. 20, 21,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

An extended cab. A regular cab.

[Caller/Listener]

It's extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it just a white truck? Is it like a, like a commercial truck? Like a construction, or is it.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's just a regular. No, no, no. It's my personal vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and how. It's got 22,000 miles. Is it two wheel drive or four

[Caller/Listener]

wheel?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, and it's extended cab, not crew. And is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller/Listener]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 22 extended cab, four wheel drive between them. What? You, you says 22 with 22 trucks worth 30 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, well, I'm gonna drive it till the wheels fall.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's what. But like, people that want to sell their car, they call and I put a number on it, but that's it. So do you work on Saturdays?

[Caller/Listener]

I, I, I'm 24, seven on call.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do?

[Caller/Listener]

But I, I'm a property manager for the city of New Brunswick authority.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, I, hopefully you have a new appointment every Saturday morning right here on this radio show because we are live. We are not on replay. And by the way, J.D. there, you know, we always piss off whenever we grow. Oh, yeah, the guys in LA are pissed off.

[Announcer]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they were on replay and now they're not. Because we're live. Oh, okay. So it's always something.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a button you've created so people can complain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, you can go to jcwshow.com, click contact, click complain.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right below, it drops down, it says complaint. That's where you go to complain. It goes straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please complain. Because I get the Elliot, the guy that's catching the complaints from my heart. I actually made a bet with him, and I bet that we would get at least 100 complaints per day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Per day.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I will. And, and I will, I will pay you $5 complaint if we don't get a hundred. So that's $500 I'm paying Elliot. So I need y' all to complain, because if I get more than 100

[Caller/Listener]

complaints, you guys here, I, I'll save you $5. You guys suck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

You like the hard top or a soft top? I want to hear some hard rock.

[Cindy Snapper]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, what have you got in the news?

[Caller/Listener]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

ryan, what do we have in the news? Glad you asked. Let's see here. John, you've gotten deep into AI recently. We all know that, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

We got 40 seconds, so I don't have time.

[Mike Turley]

Why did you tease it for coming up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we have. Basically. You ever put AI together and let them talk to each other? This guy did, and it is hilarious. AI is not. I don't think it's ready for the mainstream world. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now all the work I've done with it is. You know what? I've got something we can do real quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Backtracks, backtracks, backtracks, backtracks. I'm gonna play two songs and I'm gonna run them backwards and you call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio during this music break that we're fixing to go to. And the first two, the first person to get it right go. Gets any merch they [e-mail] Clip 1. And if you notice, Bob, I didn't even say what the band is because I didn't figure I had to. Let's go to cut two because that first one, you don't have to say it. Yeah. Okay. Waxq, New York City, Rock Central, right? Everybody knows rock better than anybody else. I didn't say the band. I didn't say nothing. I'm playing two songs backwards. And you can call in right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Tell us the band and the name of these two songs and you'll win the stuff. And there's more stuff that you're going to win that we'll explain when we come back from break. But here's the two songs. I'm going to play them two more times. And remember the number. 800, 800 radio calling during the break. Tell us who it is. Cut one, Cut 2. And we'll be right back with more of the John Claywell Show.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, East Coast. Now we just lit up the rest of that side of that time zone. Florida, Carolinas, Atlanta is Atlanta and Central or Atlantic City? No, Atlanta.

[Mike Turley]

No, that's not. That's Central time.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're central. Atlantic City, Jersey. We've got like 17 stations now up on the Northeast coast. I can't name them all. We've been on New York on 104 for the first hour, solo. Hey, Florida, how the hell are y'?

[News Reporter]

All?

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. And we did a little bit before, and people are getting it all wrong. So I got to set this up right. I tried to do it naked and blind, but didn't work. And Victor Sandoval. Good morning. Where are you?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how you doing? I think it should be all along the Watchtower, Jimi Hendrix and Fly Like An Eagle. Lenny Kravitz. Is this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Victor? Fly like an Eagle. Lenny Kravitz. Is this our Victor from California?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time is it out there, dude? Like three in the morning.

[Caller/Listener]

It's like four something.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing up?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm watching the show, man. What do you think? All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a Die hard. Love it.

[Cindy Snapper]

Love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love it. How long you been riding along with us? Like two or three years.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Since, like, 11-24-23.

[John Clay Wolf]

And explain to me the culture how you. Because these guys, they all grouped up on our website, on our chat box, in the room, and they. They've become crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Their own little crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're like their own little family.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's the website, jd it's jcwshow.com. and then immediately it'll pop right up. While we're live on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And it's growing. Victor, good morning. You're wrong. Are you drunk? Because you're not. Are you still an alcoholic? Are you getting over it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm trying to get over it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Here's what we're doing. Backtracks. It is Z. Z Top. It is not. Fly like an Eagle by Lenny Kravitz.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrong white guy. Victor from California. ZZ Top backtracks. Cut one, Cut 2. That's so easy. There's a Polish joke in that song somewhere. Okay, 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 808. Radio is the calling number. You call in and guess these two. The name of these two ZZ Top songs. Tell us the names and you'll win the stuff. And the stuff is.

[Cindy Snapper]

Bob, we've got merchandise from the. Give me the VIN page. John Clay will show merchandise. And from Born Late Records, I got a pristine vinyl copy of Deguello, my favorite ZZ Top album.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do it one more time. Cut one, Cut 2. Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And while we're waiting on you to call in, I'm gonna grab Jay in New York. Jay, good morning. You're on the air. Hello, Yellow Jay, you're on the air.

[Mike Turley]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Don't be too nice. Don't be too nice. You. You won't. You'll make me. What do you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a 2012 Ford Mustang Boss 302.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boss 302. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Kona blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kona blue. Somebody's got something playing average. Rougher. Clean.

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Listener]

Since. Since new.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

I think so. It depends on the price.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, isn't that the story of life? That's like in the Bible. But I mean, like, fundamentally, you want to sell it. You just want to make sure you whack somebody in the head and get them. Get over on them.

[Satan]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

Don't. I don't want to get taken advantage of.

[Announcer]

How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fair enough. That's. That's a fair point. Have you had this thing priced anywhere else?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I just heard you on the radio and I figured, let me call and see what. What. What somebody would offer me for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a clean carfax? Does it have any. Does having damage history? Do you live in the city? So is it scuffed on every corner?

[Caller/Listener]

It is not. It's garage queen from day one. Just take it out on joyride. It's clean carfax, like I said. Had it from day one. Maintained it myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 27 grand. Put it to bed?

[Caller/Listener]

No, that's a little light for me,

[John Clay Wolf]

this.27. To put it to bed.

[Caller/Listener]

Nah, we'd have to be somewhere over 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Caller/Listener]

It's. It's crystal clean. The interior is immaculate. You know, it's. I wouldn't. I wouldn't get rid of it for under 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your payoff with the bank?

[Caller/Listener]

Pay off. The car's been paid off for about 10 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. There you go. Okay. You checked me, I checked you. We've snap sniffed each other's shoes. So homies got money. And he's not dealing from a. From a point of weakness. He's dealing from a point of strength.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so now let's see if you're dealing from a point of reality. Has anybody. Has any woman in your life ever told you you're unrealistic? Because I have a feeling they have.

[Caller/Listener]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, okay, I'm gonna give. I'm gonna give you 30 grand and you're gonna bow up and say it's not enough. That's what's fixing to happen here because you ain't got the balls to sell it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it has to be over 30. Like I said, it's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And 30,100.

[Caller/Listener]

No, that's not enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

I would say 32.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 22,000 miles on. If it had 12, I'd do it in a heart.

[Caller/Listener]

20. It's a little. A little under 25. It's 24 or 5 or so somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the same. It's just the miles aren't low enough to do 32. They're just not.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I will give 30 because I'm feeling generous this morning. And when you go shopping and sniffing, you'll realize you got a pretty good offer from me right here.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. I mean, it might be, but I just. For me, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the point. You want to whack somebody. I started this conversation as you wanted to whack somebody in the head. You said no. That was the first lie told. Now it is not about the money. It is about whacking somebody you want. You're worried you somebody was going to get over on you, and I'm worried you're going to try to get over on me. And the two grand is the getting over number. So you can, can you get 32 for your car? Retailing it? Yes. Are you going to have to go through all the trouble to do that? Yes. And is there a good chance you're going to call me in two weeks after all the Facebook freaks from Marketplace call you and scare you and where you at, your time's worth more than that two grand you're fighting for. Yes. And when you do, go to givemetheven.com and I'll still give the 30. Fair. Thank you. All right.

[Mike Turley]

Well, you got your first hard ass

[John Clay Wolf]

New Yorker there, Tim, in Pittsburgh. Wdve. Good morning. These are the backtrack songs. Let me refresh it real quick. Cut 1, Cut 2. Brian. And where are you? Manchester, New Hampshire. What do you want, Hampshire?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. Hey, Ben. We miss Greg in the morning Buzz. On our Saturday mornings, they're repeats, but it's good stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Radio is for am, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a. Do you have a pencil handy by any chance? Or a pen?

[Caller/Listener]

I have a pencil handy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have anything to write with?

[Caller/Listener]

Sure. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. JCW show dot com. And there's a button that says contact. Click that. And there's a big, bold thing that says complaints. Go there and complain.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's not so much a complaint as a commentary.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I want to complain. Tim, in Pittsburgh, what's the two songs?

[Caller/Listener]

LaGrange and Jesus Just left Chicago.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but you're close. But you're wrong.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. All right.

[Mike Turley]

Why are we doing backtracks for ZZ Top this week?

[Cindy Snapper]

Today is Frank Beard's birthday. Ironically, he's the only one named Beard that has no beard in the band. Born on this day back in 1949. That makes him 77 today. Now, what's interesting about Frank Beard, if you saw the documentary, is he spent all of his 70s ZZ Top money on illicit drugs, literally.

[Caller/Listener]

And we've.

[Cindy Snapper]

We've got a little. We've got a little passage of him. Him talking very fondly of how he spent his time back then. You know, they had to. They had to take a two year hiatus to get him into rehab and straightened up before they came back.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, first time I ever did any drug at all. Lsd. Well, I liked it, you know, I

[Cindy Snapper]

mean, it was, you know, looking for

[Caller/Listener]

God and that whole thing, you know, I mean, I really became a seeker of truth and all of that. And then when know, the, the, the pills thing, you know, came about just from the workload and, and the heroin thing came about because I just liked it. I mean, you never done heroin? You know, it's great. I mean, it is a vacation for the mind, you know? Wow.

[Mike Turley]

He's done a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's done so much.

[Cindy Snapper]

And he's been. He's been sober for decades now. Yeah, since like 79 or so. So. Happy birthday, Frank.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does heroin do? I've never tried heroin and I've. I'd like to. People have done heroin. Please call in and tell us about heroin.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Ray Charles really enjoyed it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you are listening right now and you've done heroin or you're doing heroin as we're speaking, Please call in 800-800-RADIO and tell us about the buzz. Good morning, Buzz Radio Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the same phone number. If you want to sell your car to. Give me the VIN.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

that'.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Mike Turley]

Or you want to guess these backtracks?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of things you can do with that number, Brian in Pittsburgh. What have you got

[Caller/Listener]

cheap sunglasses in the Grange?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was clapping wrong.

[Mike Turley]

That's right.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's not it. That's not it. That's not it. How the hell did you get that? Let's do it again. Backtracks. Cut one, Cut to. Brandon in Pittsburgh, a different WDV listener. Good morning. What. What are the two backtrack songs? Put these people to sleep.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show them that heroin addicts can listen.

[Caller/Listener]

The first song is Cheap sunglasses, and the second one is Jesus just left Chicago.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah, boy. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandon, have you ever done heroin?

[Caller/Listener]

I have never done heroin.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to talk to people that do heroin. I want to understand it better. 800-800-700, and 23. I'm not promoting heroin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just want to understand. I'm an inquisitive little guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You certainly are.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's.

[Caller/Listener]

I understand.

[Cindy Snapper]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandon wants to stay tuned, too. I don't know about heroin. Hang on, Pittsburgh. Who's this? You're on the air, Pittsburgh. Yes. You just called me.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got?

[Caller/Listener]

You were asking about heroin?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. You stay hooked. Do you have firsthand experience?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I want. I've got to do a different segment right now. So you just stay on hold for a few minutes, and we're going to get back to you and you're going to teach us about heroin. 800, 807 the lightning rounds. Coming up, the lightning rounds, where you call them with the cars. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And I'm going to bid the cars on the radio right here on behalf of America's best car buyer, our sponsor, givemetheven.com if give me the VIN does not beat a carmax or a carvana deal, they will send you a check for a hundred dollars for the opportunity. All right, during this break, you want to sell something, you want to check me on price? I'm the mouthpiece. My name is John Clay Wolf. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Can't remember that. Then you're a little downsy and we can't help you. Hang tight. Be right back. I am worth more. Am I worth more?

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah, I'm worth a whole lot more.

[Caller/Listener]

You know what? You're right. At givemethevin.com, you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at give me the vin. Because good cars are worth more and so are you for top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin.com, america's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax. We'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Cindy Snapper]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear. Now time to get the best deal on your car, Truck, suv, classic, or collectible from America's best car buyer. All you've got to do is go before the judge here to bring your best offers. Judge John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

The idea was like a 1970 GTO. You see that up there? That's the judge. So we need to lay some muscle car sound down under that. But unfortunately, I brought up the heroin deal, and all the phones are full of heroin people. And it didn't give the car people any room.

[Cindy Snapper]

That can be insightful.

[Mike Turley]

So normally, this is where you would bid cars, Correct?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here's one, Rick. It says you have a truck and a camper. Did you also do heroin?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No heroin for you and everything else. No heroin. What? We'll get to the heroin in a minute.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about the truck and the camper.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, it's a 213500 RAM. It's only got 33, 000 miles on it. And a 21 Brinkley 3500 toy hauler. I'm in excellent condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do have a guy. And give me the vin that buys RVs. So you can put them both in to give me the vin. I'm not gonna bid the toy hauler because I don't know them off the top of my head.

[Caller/Listener]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I do know the truck. So. So it's a dually.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a dually. Yeah. It's got market wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive coming again. Four wheel drive coming.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

In which trim? Level? Limited. Laramie, Bighorn, Longhorn, Tradesman, blah, blah, blah.

[Caller/Listener]

Laramie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Laramie.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

33. Garage kept. Excellent condition. The truck is paid for. I'm upside down in the Brinkley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course, in between you and I. That's why I didn't want to bid it, because I haven't met an RV guy yet. That's upside. That's right side up in a Brinkley. Or an RV of any sort.

[Satan]

Of for it.

[Caller/Listener]

But you have heard of Brinkley?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but all of them. I mean, Wildwood, Willwood, every RV in the world. Everybody's upside down in them, so I just kind of duck them. And I have this guy, and he pays me 250 every time he buys one from our listeners. And it saves me so much time because I don't have to hear about everybody that's buried and he can sift through that crap.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see the truck, the Cummins homeboy's got a title, so. So when I hit him at 50 grand. Oh, if I hit him at 50 grand right upside the head and he passes, then that's shame on him.

[Mike Turley]

Indeed.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, that's why I'm hoping to do the deal somehow so it balances out the camper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, that's what that's. Now, this sounds like a conversation with my wife,

[J.D. Ryan]

but I'm saving you money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Sell the truck to give me the VIN for 50 bucks and then go work your deal in the camper. He'll buy the camper and load the camp, go to give me the vin, load them both in separately and.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they'll send the camper to our camper dude. And the truck we handle ourselves. So you got the 50 gram of the camper. I mean, with the truck. And then you're gonna blow 10, 10 GS. I can already tell you on the camper, from your payoff to what it's worth, it's like every bit of it. Yeah, like. Like the gravitational pull of the earth versus campers. There's no way for that not to happen. Okay, thank you, Bill in Pittsburgh. I do want to get to your heroin story. Are you there?

[Satan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got to take a music break right now. I'm going to be back in like four minutes and we're going to go straight to you. Okay, thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf show. Good morning, everybody. Be right back. And yeah, we're live. God Replay radio. That sucks. This is real. Be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's enough weirdos here. You still got like enough mom and pop sort of independent run stores. That's a big thing with me. Like, when I go on the road. Like, I can't do these. These chains anymore. You know how depressing it is to go to a town and see like another port of fat people stumbling out of like a cheesecake factory, you know? Oh, they're horrific. Just pressing their face up against the glass. Man, they put cookies in that one, you know, it's like they're inventing ways to get extra fat, you know?

[Announcer]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit em up, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

And remember, just because the all you can eat buffet says all you can eat it does not mean. Eat all you can.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill in Pittsburgh. Good morning. We were at. We were talking about heroin. You've got a heroin story.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. I mean, I was doing opiate supply for 25. Close to 25 years. I did heroin for about 6 years. Been clean for about a year and a half now, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did that affect your work?

[Caller/Listener]

Pretty bad. You know, if I didn't have it, I couldn't go to work, and I pretty much would scrounge up whatever I could to get it because, you know, that's the only thing that would make you feel better.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I would think that, like, heroin, were you taking shots or.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I never shot up. I always, like, he snorted it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I would think, like, if you shot up, like what I've seen in the movies, it just knocks him into outer space, and that would be hard to work. So did people not pick up on the fact that you were stoned on heroin when you were at work?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not at all. Like I said, like, even with my relationship with my ex, you know, no one knew I was doing it. I mean, I was a functioning addict. You know, before I got on heroin, I went over. I was just doing pills. I mean, I was fine, but heroin was the downfall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you stop? It sounds like it was going good.

[Caller/Listener]

What, the pills?

[John Clay Wolf]

All of it.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, the pills I stopped because it was too expensive and hard to get. Couldn't doctor shop anymore. But the heroin just started ruining my life, and I had to get clean for my kid and, you know, get back on my life. And I second rehab fixed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds cheap. Thank you. Bill Penny, Staten Island, New York. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[News Reporter]

How you doing? This is nothing about cars, car bins, or anything like that or heroin experiences, though. I did my drugs, okay? And like I said before, I'm 72 years old. I'm single. I'm originally from the Bronx. All right, all right. Bronx, New York. But now I had to move to Staten island for work reasons and family and all that kind of stuff. But anyway, I was at Shaffer hall last night, and I was at the road show with Trevor and all the guys in pew. And I turned on my radio station this morning. Trevor and Gary and everybody from the road show, they did a show at Shaffer hall, and I was wondering what. Schaefer Hall, Manhattan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I got you.

[News Reporter]

39th Street.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[News Reporter]

Right. The old Lord and Taylor building. Okay. And I turn on my radio station this morning, and. What the. What the. You know, is going on here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am your new hero. I am your new Buddha. I am your new preacher man.

[News Reporter]

Right. And I understand that. And unfortunately I, I work on Saturday mornings, but this is the first time I'm off because I'm going to MSG tonight to see Lionel Richie and Earth, Wind and Fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, now, now, Penny, now you remember that? That's a pretty damn good show.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[News Reporter]

Tell me, dad. I saw both of them before and they, they are fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cindy Snapper.

[Mike Turley]

Hey, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Cindy Snapper is one of our show people. Cindy, are you there?

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah, right here with you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Cindy, didn't you tell me, like, back in 82, you had sex with the entire band of Earth, Wind and Fire?

[Cindy Snapper]

Let me tell you, John. Oh, my God, this, this experience, it wasn't even like sex. It was so, it was so out of this world. You, you understand if you, if you get all the guys in the band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

All the horns, all the drummers and percussionists, background singers, there's like 27 of them. Mr. Bailey, as we call him, Philip Bailey. 34 guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, 34. Okay.

[Cindy Snapper]

And five girls.

[Caller/Listener]

World.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Cindy Snapper]

It was quite a, it was a three day deal. Now, I am not what they would call a. I'm intimate worker. This was done free of charge on my part. I was very happy to play a part of your Earth, Wind and Fire, the elements of the world that create our existence.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Cindy Snapper]

I've had them all. I've had them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it like a religious experience for you at times?

[Cindy Snapper]

Depending on your religion?

[John Clay Wolf]

Penny, have you ever done anything like that?

[News Reporter]

Not really, but I'll keep it in mind because I, I do have VIP tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[News Reporter]

So I, I think I'm getting close to them.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Well, well, I, I.

[News Reporter]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Cindy can tell you how to, how to work it. Cindy, do you have any.

[News Reporter]

But guys, I just wanted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[News Reporter]

I just want to tell you guys, just keep up, Keep up the good work. All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, ma'. Am. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Sounds like we've got our own Marianne from Brooklyn.

[Cindy Snapper]

I like that girl. I think she's got a great spirit. You know, Sydney, if you want to, if you want to go out. What's, what's her name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Penny.

[Cindy Snapper]

Penny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Penny Lane.

[Cindy Snapper]

If you want to go out, you've got VIP to Earth, Wind and Fire. Congratulations. First of all, what they're going to want, they're going to two things that'll really help. If you go up there, bring some of the Macadamia nut cookies from Cheesecake Factory and a couple. Couple of gallons of what you and I call grape drink. They'll love it. They did last time I saw them, in 1983.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if they're out of grape drink? Will orange suffice?

[Cindy Snapper]

Anything red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything red.

[Cindy Snapper]

Anything red will go. Orange is fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Earth, wind, and fire likes color. Colored drinks.

[Cindy Snapper]

Well, don't we all?

[Caller/Listener]

I know I do.

[Cindy Snapper]

I've had them all over me and I've had them all over the world. And now I'm having you, too. Stay with us. We've got more of the John Clay Walsh show coming right here. Next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Announcer]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, today, Norway plays soccer at 5 Eastern. And that is going to be the most watched FIFA game in a long, long, long time. Because this guy. What, John George Eugene, the. The Holland. Yeah. He's awesome.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's turning to American folk hero already.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. You're forgetting who they're playing, though. England.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

That's a big draw.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you.

[Mike Turley]

You and your. You just saw that. You're all into Norwegian and that, that Dutch.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife, like, her stock has never been hotter than this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's like realizing these Scandinavian chicks are hot as balls. And. And, you know, they're just all so proud this week because this guy's brought that whole zone famous again. I called my friend who married a Norwegian. I said, I bet he's from Boston. Hello. I'm like, I bet it's terrible this week. He said, you have no idea. I just said, I bet it's terrible this week. I didn't say why. I didn't say how. He said, you have no idea because he's. I said, you're having to hear about how great Norway is in your house. You're having to hear about how your kids, every positive attribute they have in their soul came from her Norwegian blood.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like, you just have no idea.

[Mike Turley]

It's a lot of that talk going

[John Clay Wolf]

on in the household. Sure. Sure.

[Mike Turley]

Is your. So is your wife bragging even though she's not from Norway?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, she. She's actually. She's been here so long. She's been here like 22 years. She's kind of over it. She's not over it. But. But she's lightened up. What you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do we have? We have one funny thing happened, actually, to one devastated soccer fan when his beloved Japan lost Their match with Brazil. Okay, so he's already upset. This poor guy was filmed crashing out, basically losing it just after Japan was eliminated from the competition. What's worse, he had to watch the whole thing from the Brazil fans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did that happen in World War II?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it just happened this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't get eliminated from the competition.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they did, actually. That's a whole different story, though. And they were giving him a really hard time. He's sitting in the Brazil section, the fan section. Cut number seven.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, it's over to you. I'm not. Okay. Get.

[Cindy Snapper]

I don't know.

[Announcer]

Don't get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it.

[Caller/Listener]

Stop it.

[Cindy Snapper]

But.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay,

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Brazil, so I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm crying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut the up.

[J.D. Ryan]

They take this very.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what he said, but we do have a translator here in the house of Asian persuasion. It's Tiger woods mother. Good morning, Tiger woods mother. How are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe tell.

[Mike Turley]

Oh,

[Cindy Snapper]

this man sound way sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was he saying?

[Cindy Snapper]

She was sad about soccer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sabbath soccer.

[Cindy Snapper]

Sad about soccer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sad about soccer.

[Cindy Snapper]

What happened? When you go to the soccer.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you go to the soccer.

[Cindy Snapper]

Someone must win.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody has to win.

[Cindy Snapper]

Our team has to lose.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody has to lose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wins.

[J.D. Ryan]

Win or rules. Right. Lose.

[Cindy Snapper]

This man. Team neighbors. Yes, I sit in this section with the blazer. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Brazils.

[Cindy Snapper]

Brazil soccer fans. Not nice. Not nice. Oh, they bring him empanadas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they brought him empanadas.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah, they did be better than cream in the apple. The cinema cinnamon is delicious.

[J.D. Ryan]

Delicious.

[Cindy Snapper]

But they know nice about soccer. And the men cry. And he tells them to shoot up.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did.

[Cindy Snapper]

He tell them to shoot up like a Japanese man. And never this way. They always so polite.

[J.D. Ryan]

Polite. They're very polite.

[Cindy Snapper]

Very polite.

[Satan]

Very polite.

[Cindy Snapper]

But this man's heart is broken.

[News Reporter]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

His team lost.

[Cindy Snapper]

Broken in two and a half. What is a team? That Japan is sucker.

[Mike Turley]

Japan.

[Cindy Snapper]

Many things happen in my family this way with Tiger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Tiger.

[Cindy Snapper]

Your son Tiger, good golfer.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's great golfer.

[Cindy Snapper]

Good golfer.

[Caller/Listener]

Great.

[Cindy Snapper]

But he rules his wife.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

And then he rules his girlfriend. He lose. He otherwise.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

And he know life so good.

[J.D. Ryan]

He doesn't drive very.

[John Clay Wolf]

He lost a couple of teeth too, didn't he?

[Cindy Snapper]

He lost a man in teeth.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Broke a leg. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he lost a couple of cars.

[Cindy Snapper]

Last two years. He keep losing his bars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did not know this part.

[Cindy Snapper]

But he walk on this play. PGA21 on his real Nintendo Switch.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[Cindy Snapper]

And he's getting better.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

Better all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Tiger woods mother. It's always great to have you on the show. Make sure you come back later on. It is time for Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can certainly do that if you'd like.

[John Clay Wolf]

To Florida. Good morning.

[Cindy Snapper]

And now from North America's own line down under here, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[Announcer]

ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the first part of the story is not that unusual. A guy stole some booze from a Florida liquor store. Not unusual. But he tried to outrun the cops and that didn't work out too well for him. He offered one of them the best part. He offered him a drink of his vodka spritz as he drove by. Here is the moment that Richard Christopher offered the copy, you know, cocktail like you would. And of course, the pursuit. And finally, his apprehension. All in a day's work for a Florida alcoholic. Cut. Number 10.

[Caller/Listener]

Stop, stop.

[Cindy Snapper]

Give you a drink.

[Caller/Listener]

That's it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give you a drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show me your hands now.

[Satan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get on the ground now. Get on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Get on the ground.

[Announcer]

The tase.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta love the tase.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love that noise. I always love that noise.

[Cindy Snapper]

Don't tase, bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were drinking, it was about 20 years ago, and I remember Cletus was. He took dry ice and put it in a Gatorade bottle that had vodka in it and he was taking bong hits off of the smoke. And then what Guy Spears came over and tased him while he was hallucinating. So that's when you know you're at a good party.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gee, you have partied, man. You have seriously partied.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was, I was just watching. I was just officiating. I was actually encouraging. Yeah, yeah.

[Satan]

Dry eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Cletus saw it coming and he took the tase and it hit him pretty hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Did he stand up and just take it?

[John Clay Wolf]

He went down.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, yeah, he went down.

[John Clay Wolf]

He went down like a bag of bricks. Dude, have you ever been tased?

[Mike Turley]

No. No, I don't want to get tased. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got hit by a stun gun.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was what it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was a stunt.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a stun gun Taser.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Stun guns hurt like a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you do that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you did. For a stupid ass radio bit. We did it under your butt. So it wasn't. It wasn't like in your chest or something? We were afraid of a heart attack, but yeah, on your ass, man.

[Caller/Listener]

It hurts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it burn?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God, Yeah. You are gonna immediately regret it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have another story if you want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, of course.

[J.D. Ryan]

71 year old Florida, man. This is My favorite story of the week. It's been he was fighting off an alligator that attacked him while he was fishing. James Grayson is his name. McChicken. James Grayson. McChicken said the attack happened after he took his bulldog out back. Did one cast into the. Into the water there right behind his.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he throw his bulldog as bait for the gators?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope. Just a regular old cast. And it's at his North Fort Myers home. And this is what happened. Cut number 11 jumped out of the

[John Clay Wolf]

water and grabbed me.

[Caller/Listener]

He rolled me down off the bank into the water. I'm gonna do everything I can not to die.

[John Clay Wolf]

I stuck my thumb in one eye, and I just took that fishing pole

[Caller/Listener]

and jabbed him in that other eye.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he turned loose. I've always heard that if you got no other choice, get them eyes. And that's what got him off of me.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

He poked him in the eyes.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, like those three stooges.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, seriously made that noise. What's weird is they couldn't find the alligator afterwards, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we have them here.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have got the alligator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, y' all do this to me, slithering up here.

[Satan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate animal impersonations. I just hate him.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not impersonation. It's the actual gator from Florida. We flew him in.

[Announcer]

God.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. How you doing?

[Satan]

That man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that man. When you tried to eat him, poke

[Satan]

me in the damn eye.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you tried to eat him. Stop that. That's creepy.

[Cindy Snapper]

Well, it hurts.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet it did.

[Satan]

It don't matter. And I'm not mad at the guy. And I wasn't gonna eat him. I was just playing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you weren't.

[Satan]

I was after the dog.

[Cindy Snapper]

Oh.

[Satan]

I'll tell you what happened. The thing is, he doesn't know. This here's something about reptiles. My eyes will grow back in about 400 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

400?

[Satan]

So it's gonna be fine. And I'm still out here in the cave waiting for you to go fishing again. And that bulldog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, what about him?

[Satan]

Oh, I got plans for the bulldog. Here's a word for you, okay? Fricassee. Tasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bulldogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're evil.

[Satan]

And I don't need ey. Cuz I can smell him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Satan]

Y' all got a dog in here?

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't have a dog.

[Satan]

I smell something delicious.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a cat outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whose cat is that, by the way?

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that your cat?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go get the cat. You're the. You're the pet poocher?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm the dog guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go get that cat.

[Satan]

Got it all taken care of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, unless it's getting rat. And we won't let it live. Hey, Gator, can you take us out? Out? Because we're at the top of the hour.

[Satan]

Hey, come outside with me. We're gonna have more John Clay Wolf show right out here by the water.

[Caller/Listener]

Come on.

[Satan]

We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio one. 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. A lot of new affiliates this morning. This first time you're hearing us. Wonder what the hell's going on. We do have a complaint button. You can go straight to JCW show. I was expecting more complaints out of New York City. I'm extremely disappointed in you people. The first complaint we got here is from Jay Ferrari. It's a hell of a last name in Belmar, New Jersey. Sorry. I love it. First time listening, but you got me so far. Jay, that is not the hate we're looking for.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah, Come on, Jay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do better.

[Satan]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Yorker's supposed to have some edge to speech impediment. Terence, you're up early this morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Really? And I tried getting my walker down, and the osteoporosis sucks because I can't get up. No, not that lady. I can't get my dream catcher up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did somebody change your meds? Holy cow. Speech impediment. Terrence, you can speak. I've never. I've never heard you speak this well in the four years you've been calling the radio show.

[Caller/Listener]

About four.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Why turn you down in the background? Why are you speaking so well? I'm. I'm happy for you.

[Caller/Listener]

You.

[Mike Turley]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you bump your head? Did you get kicked in the head by.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, but I will give you some stories, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You got to turn down the background, boss. Hey, I'm gonna put you on hold until you get the background turned down. Can't do that. 800. What the hell's going on?

[Mike Turley]

I don't know. He's ready to deliver the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear what I just. In the world. New listeners, we have this caller. Speech impediment. Terrence out of Austin, Texas, and normally you have to translate what he's saying. He's a great guy, but today I could understand him. This is unbelievable.

[J.D. Ryan]

I normally talk slow, and you have to really, really, really pull now we

[John Clay Wolf]

have a blind guy up in Pittsburgh named Dorian. Dorian or how's your cancer?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, they got it. They got all of it. And I'm cancer free. Doctor. Medic.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was quick.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, the last segment I had dead air on DVE when. When they switched off for you to dve. Now the show came back on.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, you know we added 118 stations this morning so there are going to be a few sacred cows that have a miss. But it'll be fine. Thank you, Dorian. Okay, real quick, speech impediment. Terrence, did you get me turned down in the background?

[Caller/Listener]

I can't get to my room. It's all clogged up with. They call it horror. It's. I got all the junction. It's junk and I got all ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a hoarder?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

Heck no, man. There ain't one cobbler in my room. Not one dead rat. Those on copper today I found the ice box and there's a.

[Mike Turley]

He's back.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's my old Terrence. And then with the echo in the background, it gives the good. The good confusion effect as well. Yeah, Chaos Crab is in Southern California. You're up early this morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, this is a usual time, but you started. Your favorite drunk Mexican mechanic told me that you might start at 4 and. And that's true now. So I. I think you just lost a listener.

[Cindy Snapper]

How is k. You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're starting on KSYR alt 987 98.7in LA, which we're not on yet. It's a couple hours from now. But how is. Did you call into Heidi and Frank in LA and tell them what the hell happened with us?

[Caller/Listener]

No, but that's the only station I don't get in my house. So now I'm gonna just be a hook to YouTube, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

In Temecula Valley by gg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we're on in Riverside and there's a station in Riverside that's carrying a settlement. Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

It's 11:00pm the pharmacy is closed and

[John Clay Wolf]

you need meds now.

[Caller/Listener]

That's exactly why Jace Medical helps you prepare before emergencies happen. With the Jace case from Jace Medical, you can get 10 emergency medications and treatment options for over 50 infections shipped to your home after an online physician evaluation. Whether you're traveling abroad, stuck during a storm or dealing with. Dealing with a fast moving infection, Jace Medical helps you have medication on hand when it matters Most.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to Jace Medicalase.com. that's J-A-S E dot com.

[Caller/Listener]

Join the thousands who trust Jace Medical. And get your Jace case now@j-as-dot com.

Okay? All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to know our stations list, go to jcwshow.com and click FM Affiliates and you'll see all 120 of them.

[Mike Turley]

Who are you, by the way?

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's John. What's your name?

[Mike Turley]

I'm Mike Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Mike.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your name? Terence Terrence. What's your name?

[Caller/Listener]

Terrence Michael. Mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Bobbo.

[Cindy Snapper]

It's me. Bobbo, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

White black guy. You back there, white? Hold tight. Hold tight.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's on the phone.

[Mike Turley]

What's cracking?

[John Clay Wolf]

What white black guy do you need to introduce yourself to the. To the homies?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, man, I'm just the flyest thing walking, baby. What's. What's really good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember in the past people think you're a character? Like, we make up this white black guy named DJ Pre K. And you were as real as rain.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, the. The genuine article, man. It's funny, some people recently told me they thought it was just Turley doing a bit, which is crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie's not that talented.

[Mike Turley]

No, yeah, totally can't freestyle. And how I can't do songs like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Pre K's music. He's real?

[Mike Turley]

Yes, sir. Real is a hundred dollar bill, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this on the new cd?

[Mike Turley]

This is an old bit that he

[Cindy Snapper]

did

[Mike Turley]

for the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this was like a theme song. 800-800-72234. 800, 800 radio. Now, what were we talking about? Good morning, everybody. Hang tight, you'll like it.

[J.D. Ryan]

We go every, every which direction. And if you don't like it, wait about nine seconds, it'll change, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What about AI We've been promising this for like an hour, an hour and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you're way into AI right now. You've been following it. You've been changing things. Even give me the vin.com we're bringing in a little bit he's nutty about. We still got human beings that talk. And there's a reason. Reason AI bots aren't really. They're really not up to speed yet. And what's funny, this guy put three AI bots together and let him have a little conversation. And this is how it turned out. Cut number five. Mike.

[News Reporter]

Hey. Not much.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. They're all just talking at each other. Hey, how's it going? Fine.

[Satan]

Hurry.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Satan]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

We wanted to try a little team project. Let's See if you can use your knowledge to count. Count from 1 to 100. Cut number 6.

[Mike Turley]

So is all the AI bots trying to count right?

[Cindy Snapper]

Correct.

[Mike Turley]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, totally. We can do that.

[Cindy Snapper]

I'll say one, and then the next day I can say two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, I'm ready. So I'll go after you. Let's keep it smooth and we'll just count straight through.

[Caller/Listener]

Go for it. Exactly.

[Satan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm ready. Go ahead and say one, and I'll

[Caller/Listener]

jump in with two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right after you.

[Caller/Listener]

So I said one, now it's your turn.

[Cindy Snapper]

Go ahead with two and we'll keep the pace all the way up to 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, perfect. So I'll say two and then you'll say three.

[Cindy Snapper]

Keep a steady flow.

[Announcer]

I'll continue now.

[Cindy Snapper]

Three and you'll say four and we'll

[Caller/Listener]

just go straight through. Let's do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'll go ahead and say four and we'll just keep the rhythm going. Let's do this.

[Satan]

Perfect.

[News Reporter]

Yep, exactly. So I'll say five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep that pattern going one after another until we reach 100.

[Cindy Snapper]

So I said five and you'll say

[Caller/Listener]

six and we'll just keep this rhythm

[Cindy Snapper]

going all the way until we hit 100.

[Announcer]

Let's do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would imagine this confusion with a Asian pro prostitute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Cindy Snapper]

I can see that.

[Mike Turley]

Why is that?

[News Reporter]

How?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a communication barrier. He's not a hater, He's a Tex.

[Cindy Snapper]

He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert in Houston, what have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, what's going on, guys? Work quick question man turned on the buzz this morning. I heard the intro John Clay Wolf, but now they're talking sports. What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

No idea. Go to the complaint button. If you go to jcwshow.com and click complain. Because actually the guy that handles the complaint button is the director over the buzz. So there's just an error. Thank you for letting us know though.

[Caller/Listener]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys. Is that still the case right now?

[Caller/Listener]

We'll talk to you later. Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that still the case?

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

Yeah, man. I turned it on right before I. Yeah, right before I got on the line with you guys. I checked it again. Same thing. Okay. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's too bad. So we have a little maybe technological breakdown. But I mean, we're adding 118 stations today, so we assumed some. What else you got in the news, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

let's see here. We have fun with audio. Here's actually, this came from some radio friends of ours. Got a little bit of a splash with their ads. For their pet store, they proudly offer an assortment of snakes and nothing but snakes. Actually, here's one of their ads. Yeah. Number three.

[Caller/Listener]

Hi, this is Gary Garfield, the regional sales director at Snakes Plus. Our new campaign proudly boasts that snakes are the most deadly pets that you can own. Which is true. We stand by that. But the timing of this particular ad was insensitive and unfortunate considering that One of our 32 unpaid interns was temporarily swallowed whole this weekend by a 27 foot Brazilian albino anaconda. We are now officially announcing the doubling of our online training when onboarding new adults. Interns no more. Wondering if the interns are trained or not. Stop by any of our 27 locations to see for yourself that our stores are basically safe. And remember, Snakes plus is not just a snake aisle. It's a snake store. Plus a whole lot more snakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't realize that snake stores would hold 27 locations. Yeah, that's a lot.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of snakes.

[Cindy Snapper]

That's a lot of snakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have any more of that? That.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Well, they've actually got an interesting handle on inventory distribution as well. Cut number four.

[Caller/Listener]

Hi, this is Gary Garfield, the regional sales director at Snakes Plus. We have had problems with our supply chain in the past. Over 60% of our snakes travel through the Strait of Hormuz on a route to the U.S. now, with that closure, we're having to move to airlifts, but we are getting snakes to the stores. We're also announcing a big pop up sale on Brazilian albino anaconda fashion items like vests, boots, and wallets. And remember, Snakes plus is not just a snake aisle, it's a snake store. Plus a whole lot more

[John Clay Wolf]

time out. They. They sell snake boots?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they sell live snakes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my kind of place.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we've got to go to a music break and we'll be right back. But then what we're coming back with is called the Lightning round. And what we do is. Is sponsored by givemetheven.com new listeners, you can call in right now. 800-800-7234. Yes, we're live Saturday morning. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you have a car that you'd like to sell and you want to check the price, sell it to me when we come back. Year make, mod model miles, average, rough or clean. It's a weird little gimmick about this show we actually do. Almost like Pawn Stars, if you remember that reality TV show where they bring the guitar. Eric clapton signed guitar to the bench. And they judge it. I'm the judge. I'm the judge in the jury. And I will make you an offer on your car at 800.8007234 on behalf of America's best car buyer. Give me the vinyl. And if you don't want to call in, you just go to givetheven.com but givemetheven.com is so confident, if they don't beat a carmax or a carvana deal, they will send you a check for a hundred dollars for the opportunity of last look. Which means like, hey, I've got 23 grand. Will you beat it? If we won't beat it and you sell it to them, they'll send you a check for 100 bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RODIO this is the lightning round where we do the cars and we'll do it fast. We only take a few calls. We'll do it real quick. You'll be surprised. It'll be fun. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Cindy Snapper]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the air for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheEven.com.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethe.vin.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio.

[Caller/Listener]

Radio.

[Announcer]

1, 800, 800, Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John clay and this is the lightning round where I put a number on your car to buy it on behalf of givemetheben.com Kevin in Hollywood, Florida. You have a 05 Highlander with pretty good miles for a 20 year old rig. 68, is that correct? Did you. Are you in a well? Have you fallen? Do you need help? You sound.

[Caller/Listener]

You don't need help? I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because you just sound very, very. You sound like you're in the bottom of a well. Does this.

[Caller/Listener]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Now I can hear you. Is this Toyota highlander? Is the paint faded on it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. It was kept in an under underground garage and Dade county, Miami.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it yours or someone else's?

[Caller/Listener]

It's mine. I, I, I, I bought it for a great price and I fixed it up. I mean, I didn't fix it up. I just put a water pump in it and she runs like a champ.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Listener]

A couple months.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're a flipper?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I just, I saw it on the side of the road. I Asked, you know, I called the guy up, he said, I only want $2500 for it. I said, sure, I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you spent a little bit on it. So would you take 4, 500 for it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller/Listener]

I got with everything. And it's a great car. Things loaded and a. Right. It runs like it never ran before, like it wanted to run, but it was underground in a garage forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Runs like a top.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have. You have strong emotional feelings for this car?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I only had a couple months,

[John Clay Wolf]

but it's like Sea biscuit.

[Caller/Listener]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Seabiscuit. You ever heard of Seabiscuit?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So 4, 500. Does that buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller/Listener]

Come close.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it, mister? 2500.

[Caller/Listener]

We'll go eight grand. It's too damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. She want to whack somebody in the head, I'll let you whack me in the head a little bit, but I can't.

[Caller/Listener]

This is not a workshop. This thing was kept underground. I. I got. I got the original.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth? All right.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, it's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's go to five grand. No, let's go to 52.50.

[Caller/Listener]

No, you're not. You're not even at the ballpark. Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I buy million dollar cars? I'm in the ballpark. Trust me. It's fine. You're not gonna spook me. But a grand will make any money? Are you the only guy that gets to make money? Is it just all about you? So you're gonna go rape and pillage some poor bastard on the side of the road at 2500? I'm offering to double your money, and you're busting my balls.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I put money into this thing. I found the thing. I know what it is. You pay or don't pay. I really don't. Give.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give six grand. You want it or not?

[Caller/Listener]

Eight, and I'll take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

65.

[Caller/Listener]

Eight and I'll take it.

[Mike Turley]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

7,500. That's it. Bottom line.

[John Clay Wolf]

6,750. I'm done. Everybody can kiss my ass. Take it or leave it.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, you're not supposed to curse on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not cursing. You can say ass.

[Mike Turley]

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[Caller/Listener]

Oh, you're ass man.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you like great customer service that doesn't have to deal with me, you can go to givemetheven.com America's great best car buyer. I'm sure they'll appreciate that.

[Caller/Listener]

There.

[Mike Turley]

There is no yelling that goes on

[John Clay Wolf]

with giving the vinduck man, you got you calling to the radio show. You get me? You go to give me the vin.com, you get nice professionals, man. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Heard on the air every Saturday morning from New York to Los Angeles to Houston and broadcasting to the rest of the world [e-mail] or john claywolf.com you're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing podcast at JCW Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

They can make anything taste good at fair cuz they fry everything. They fry apples, they fry ice cream, they fry snickers bars. They have fried dough. How far down on the fry chain do you think they got before some guys, man, we're out of stuff to

[J.D. Ryan]

fry his b like no, we ain't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been waiting for this moment.

[Caller/Listener]

Fry fat dough right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fry fat dough. Put some powdered sugar on it. They will eat it and it's delicious.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Check out The Gimme the Vin Garage YouTube channel complete with live video stream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be sure to check him out on

[Announcer]

his [e-mail] this is the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmetheven.com and now Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, guy in Florida with the Toyota that we were arguing a moment ago as friends. Call back.

[Mike Turley]

You're not gonna give him more money, are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've thought about this a little bit. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Cindy Snapper]

You're making friends, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call back. I got one more offer in me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, one more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got one more.

[Mike Turley]

You just want to fight with them. That's all it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

One more bullet in the chamber.

[Cindy Snapper]

Six days, 733.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark, are you Amish?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you Amish?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm not Amish.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound Amish.

[Mike Turley]

Why?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not Amish. I'm from the coal region of Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's calling me on a 55 model farm, all cub tractor.

[Announcer]

Wow.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what makes you think that I know what the hell that's worth?

[Caller/Listener]

It's worth a couple bucks. Anyway, I don't have a farm, so I'm not. I'm not interested. I just tinker with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're just dicking with it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, tinkering with it in New Jersey. It was for sale on a side of the road one day, and I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You bought it for 500. You want me to pay 8,000 like the last guy? Hey, how much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I paid two. 2500 for it. That's what I'm selling for.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Mike Turley]

2500.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, everybody. Good morning. It's Tradio. Mark in Pennsylvania has a 1955 Farm all tractor that he gave 2500 for on the side of the road. He dinkered, dickered it with it for a bit out of New Jersey, and now he'd like to sell it for even money. If you'd like to buy Mark's farmall tractor, please call in 800. 800 radio. Mark, I'm going to keep you on hold in case we have anybody call in on your. On your classified. And thank you this morning for calling Tradio.

[Cindy Snapper]

That's great.

[Mike Turley]

That's not what this is, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but I gotta keep it fun.

[Mike Turley]

You got new listeners thinking, oh, this is Tradio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tradio.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Mike Turley]

What is this, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a. I've got a ring. I've got. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't dump me. Don't dump me. God, don't dump me so fast. I'm going there. Jesus Christ. You think I'm an idiot, but the

[Mike Turley]

way you just let it dangle.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an old bit I heard on the radio years ago. He had two in a cage. He's selling the rings. Ah, Just let it breathe for a minute. Let it breathe. Richard in Covington, Tennessee.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for calling Tradio. What have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I've got a 72 Chevelle. I'm up here by Live by Don Baskin. Up here, close to Covington, Tennessee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it stolen?

[Caller/Listener]

72 Chevelle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir, is your car stolen? Did you steal it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got my joke, though, didn't you? Did you get my joke because it's an inside joke. You dropped his name and I threw a little underhanded at you. Do you know what I'm talking about? No, I'll leave it alone. I don't want to get sued for defamation this morning. No, not by you, but. But anyway, that, that. Okay, Back to your story. 72 Chevelle. You live in Tennessee and it is a big block clone. So it's a. It was a regular card. And then you cloned it SS and put a 454 in it.

[Caller/Listener]

I bought it like that, sir. Yeah, about. About four or five years ago. I've had it and I would like to see what maybe y' all might give me for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Caller/Listener]

I give it an 8. The paint's real good.

[Mike Turley]

I.

[Caller/Listener]

It's real clean. I keep it real clean in my garage. And it runs good. Okay, I just want to watch all my.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. We're getting there. We're getting there. I'm going to ask you some quick fire questions so I can get the right number. So is it. Is it. What color and what color stripes?

[Caller/Listener]

It's black with the white stripes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick or automatic? Automatic air conditioner, yes or no. And does IT work?

[Caller/Listener]

No AC, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's an eight on a scale of one to ten. It's a regular one that's been SS clone. Does 25 grand buy.

[Caller/Listener]

I might go 28 on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might go 28 too. So here's what you do. Take some photos of it. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Say, John, hit me at 25 on the radio. I'll take 28. And let's make a decision. These older cars, we've got to look and ask a lot of questions. As you can imagine, it's a hell of a lot harder to buy this than it is a 2 year old Lexus because there's just so many variables in them.

[Caller/Listener]

Just. Just go to give me it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give like the VIN number. Like give me the vin. Give me the vin.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. That goes for anybody else listening.

[Cindy Snapper]

Sell us your car.

[Mike Turley]

That's a part of your party trick.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to argue with that guy. I want to talk to that guy with a Toyota. I bet he's so mad he won't listen to us anymore. He was yelling at John in Florida. Your Bentley's too high.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your Bentley is too high. Your Bentley is too high. It's Just too Damn high. It's a 06 old ugly body style with 86000 miles. Everything that breaks on it costs $5000 to fix and I'll give probably 18 grand for it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's a little too low. The one I hoping to get out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you straight or homosexual?

[Caller/Listener]

Straight as can be.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you were gay, I'd give more. Well, do you know why? Do you know why?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

Well, tell me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you're in Pensacola, so that's kind of a straight area. If I, I. If you were coming from Key West, I'd have better odds. But, but homosexual men. You'll never buy a cleaner used car in your life than from a homeless. I'd buy used shoes off a gay man. Gay men's cars are perfect. And you kind of sound like me, that's why. So if you were gay, I was going to bump, but you're straight, so I'm gna hold. There's one for the gays. They got, they got one in the gay check mark. So don't complaints jcw show.com it. The straight people should be complaining that I'm being wrong against them because I'll pay. I'll give more money to G. That's not fair. If you're gay and you have a used car you'd like to sell, please go to give me the dot com and let them know that you're, you know, you're Philly. Let it fly, let it fly, let it fly. We actually have a happy customer right here. We can go out with.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, JB's brother, JD's brother. He. BJ.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Truth or not.

[Cindy Snapper]

Hi, boys. What's going on? I'm having a good time, but I'm a little nervous because you got so many radio stations and I've got. And there's really good ones and really better ones and you're on all the best radio stations right now. But I'm a little nervous being on the radio right now because I had a big breakfast. I went to McDonald's and they had the big pancakes breakfast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pancakes, Pancakes.

[Cindy Snapper]

And then after the pancakes breakfast, I had an egg McMuffin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're a fat gay man.

[Cindy Snapper]

And then I went to Whataburger and had a Whataburger because you can still get a hamburger at 8 o' clock in the morning. And I'm about to pop. And so I'm really full. And so. Don't jostle me, jd, he jostled me. I don't jostle you.

[J.D. Ryan]

At all.

[Cindy Snapper]

My big brother JD's also jostles me and I usually love it, but right now, if you do, I'm gonna barf.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not gonna.

[Cindy Snapper]

I'm gonna barf. Whataburgers and an Egg McMuffin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, why don't we go to break so you and I can talk privately?

[Cindy Snapper]

Perfect mix of yellow and brown.

[J.D. Ryan]

More of the John Clay Wolf shows coming right up. Don't go away.

[Cindy Snapper]

Don't forget the cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can stream the [e-mail] right now if you want.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm worth a lot more.

I'm worth a lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth more.

[Caller/Listener]

You know what? You're right. At givemethevin.com, you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at give me the vin. Because good cars are worth more and so are you. For top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin.com, america's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Cindy Snapper]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your eyes.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Generals

[John Clay Wolf]

gathered in their masses. Just like witches at black masses,

[Announcer]

Evil

[Caller/Listener]

minds at plot destruction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorcerer of death's constraint, destruction

[Caller/Listener]

in the

[J.D. Ryan]

fields of bodies burning

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan. This is satanic. If you play this backwards, you will hear the devil's scripture. It's very unhealthy. And I damn all of you people playing this devil music on this radio station. Lie down.

[Cindy Snapper]

Wow, it's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're all going to hell.

[Mike Turley]

Should we get. Get Satan on Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

See Satan. Get him over here. Come up to the mic.

[Satan]

Those are, those are pretty strong words there, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's pretty strong topic.

[Satan]

Well, let's just rock and roll. I mean, you know, sex, drugs and pretty girls, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Satan, are you really behind a lot of these backwards lyrics? Are you really into this rock and roll thing? Cuz people say I've been saying for years, it's all coming from. From you.

[Satan]

Oh yeah, I've got a trademark.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you do?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you really do get.

[Satan]

Yeah, I've been doing a lot either

[J.D. Ryan]

you know, backwards or you just the forward stuff.

[Satan]

Well, I mean I, I have friends in the business.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Satan]

You know, early on and people always wanted to say, you know, people had trouble with, with Freddie Mercury.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Satan]

But man, his backward masking was so far ahead of his time.

[J.D. Ryan]

They do.

[Satan]

Have you heard. Have you heard that another one bites the dustback?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, of course. Of course.

[Satan]

Fun to smoke marijuana.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. You did that really well.

[Satan]

Yeah, it was really good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Now you know Robert Plant. So serious. What a practitioner. House wasn't even got Satan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn, dude.

[Satan]

I mean, no, there's a lot of meaning in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Satan]

And Jimmy Page backwards.

[J.D. Ryan]

What'd he do?

[Satan]

If you ever had any doubt, who's the greatest rock guitarist of all time? Yeah, let's do him back, you know, and then there's Robert.

[J.D. Ryan]

Robert, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every one of them, too.

[Satan]

It doesn't make a lot of sense. What make me sad. I get Satan.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did all of that, right.

[Satan]

And you know, be proud.

[J.D. Ryan]

You should be proud.

[Satan]

Missy Elliott. Missy Elliot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Missy Elliot.

[Satan]

A few of her songs. We did a little hang time.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Early 90s.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Satan]

She was coming up, you know, she. She said, you know, Satan, you're a good guy. You listen to a lot of music. And I said, yeah. I said, yeah, you know, I have

[Cindy Snapper]

for a long time.

[Satan]

Right. And she said, what can I do? I need an edge. There's so many new artists out there. How do I put myself? I said, you know what? Let's get some backward lyrics in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'll do it.

[Satan]

She said, really? What do you do? I said, well, just record something meaningful, sing it slowly, and then turn it backwards. And she said, no, I said, show. Lay it backwards. She said, really? I said, girl, you know, you're right. And she did.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Satan]

And no one noticed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody noticed.

[Satan]

But there it was in the back of that song. You know, the big songs.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Work it. I can't play it all, Satan, because there's a lot of explicit lyrics

[Caller/Listener]

statement.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's in there.

[Satan]

Yeah, it's amazing. She's one of the best.

[J.D. Ryan]

Them along. If they help you with. If you help them with the lyrics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like Charlie Daniels, where they have to sell you their soul for your help?

[Satan]

No, no, no. I. I take 7.5% of all royalty now. That's of the single. That's of the single record. If it. If it makes a hit. Many of them have no, of course no on the album. We're 2%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, what's your deal with Taylor Swift? Because she. She brings in more revenue than everybody else. Oh, did she bust your back any?

[Satan]

She had, you know, when. When she was back in the day when she first got really mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

And she felt really mistreated and that, you know, we're never. We're never getting back together.

[Announcer]

Sure.

[Satan]

Yeah. But Time of Satan.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's in there.

[Satan]

Yeah, it's in there, but it's really. It's really pretty and harmonious. She sings. Sings two harmonies with herself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very subtle.

[Satan]

And that super guitar and a really nice, finessed drum track.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Satan]

Yeah. But the sound of Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Satan]

Amazing. Thank you. A true originator.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Speech impediment. Terence, good morning. You're on the air. Speech impediment. Terence, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. Okay. Tell me about it. Tell me about it.

[Mike Turley]

He's in the bathroom.

[Caller/Listener]

Gone. Yep, I'm right here. Gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Terrence.

[Mike Turley]

What's up?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, here's the thing. I got some stores, and I prayed to waste. And I'll tell you, but the Doctor, the Rolling Stones, they. They have a new album. It's called Foreign Tongue. That'll be a good one. The last time I remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the odds Now?

[Caller/Listener]

Eat like a Viking, but, yeah, eat like a Viking. And Rob Robot Paul. They call him Robot. He's got such a great job. Bonnie Tyler. She's down. I'm sorry about this. She died at 75.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she have a sudden eclipse of the heart?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, yo. Catastrophic flooding in the Northeast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he's doing news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we've switched.

[Caller/Listener]

But you like the World Cup? You like soccer, don't you? Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've been enjoying it more than ever.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, the stomach illness again. Last year, there was a. A parasite illness and affected the cows. And if he's not alive, it has sharp mouth. It hooks on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Hey, Satan, I need you back for a second because I think he's running it backwards. Can you translate?

[Satan]

Thank you, Ryan. Well, he's talking about a parasite, and this isn't confirmed or anything, but you've got a lot of people traveling in from outside the country, right?

[Cindy Snapper]

All from all over the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Parasites?

[Satan]

No, no, no. But people are traveling in from. From all over the world, you know, and you just. That's why you have to get a valley of shots before you travel to certain countries in the world. You don't want to stay too long. You want to make sure you've got a geographical point of contact and know where you've been and who you've been around. And so they're talking about a parasite that. That may have taken hold in some of the huge audiences. Right. Because this country's not used to this kind of a crowd for a sporting event normally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Satan]

All right. And they say, now, don't don't get scared. And again, this is not confirmed, but they. They call it the Big Meal. And I can see Turley's laughing about this. You're such a. You're such a nihilist.

[Mike Turley]

I don't think it's real.

[Satan]

I admire that so much. The biglio.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way.

[Satan]

I've seen pictures.

[Mike Turley]

What does it do of what they

[Satan]

said was the cockabiglia. And it's just like. You ever seen Boogie Nights?

[John Clay Wolf]

Uh huh. That last shot near the end of the movie. I'm a star.

[Satan]

I'm a star. They tell me. For years. They call that a prosthetic prop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Satan]

But Marky Mark actually suffered from the cockabiglia. From 1987 to 1996.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

New York City, we're fixing to lose you on Q104. You can jump over to jcwshow.com you

[Satan]

know how he got rid of it

[John Clay Wolf]

to stream the rest of the show. How did he get rid of it?

[Satan]

Starbucks. Pike Place Roast. Killed. Kills the cockabiglia. Let me give it to you backwards. So good luck with the. Good luck with the cockabiglia, fellas.

[John Clay Wolf]

New York City only. We are losing you in Q104. And I'll explain why later.

[Mike Turley]

Where can they find us?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jcwshow.com we will keep cruising. We are live. You can stream it on the YouTube thing. As soon as you go to jcwshow.com it'll just pop up. If you just want to hear the audio, you can click the audio stream. It's right there. And that is our own source stream. And everybody else stay hooked because we're actually fixing to join about 50 more markets right now. So we got to reset the whole thing when we come back and introduce ourselves and explain why we're not the pricks that they think we are. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've got bad news.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wanna get the Bruin.

[Cindy Snapper]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Philadelphia's classic Rock Station, 102.9 MGK and 98. 7 the Gator, the Palm Beach's classic rock. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf

[J.D. Ryan]

show right after this.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. So we're on over 100 stations right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

100 stations right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ghost to coast, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

From a little bunker deep in the heart of texas we started. And a right outside of town of 800 people. 700 people to be exact. Walnut springs. Never heard about it.

[Mike Turley]

We're gonna one day have more stations than people in this town.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a long story. Guys, I don't want to bore you with why we're here. How the hell we got here. Just hang tight, hook up, you'll enjoy it. If you want to meet some friends like kind, go to jcwshow.com and you'll see the chat box on the side of the wolf packers. How many people are on there right now?

[Mike Turley]

I'm gonna have it open almost 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 800 people are sitting wolf packers. And they will. They will embrace your hospitality, boy.

[Mike Turley]

They're gonna bust your balls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or they're gonna bust your balls. Bust your balls. Columbus, Ohio. Good morning. Are we on in omaha? You know, when I was negotiating this whole thing, it was so silly. We got hung up over new York on this network and then I looked to the list, I said, where's omaha? And they're like, what do you mean, where's omaha? Said, omaha, Nebraska. Corn huskers, baby. Mike roger. I mean, they won the national championship several time in the 80s. It's effing Omaha. 48 blue. Omaha, right?

[Cindy Snapper]

Omaha.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, peyton manning.

[Cindy Snapper]

Damn right. Well, we.

[Caller/Listener]

We were.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said we. We're not doing nothing. If I'm not going on in omaha, nebraska, I ain't coming. I'm not coming.

[Cindy Snapper]

Good for you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, omaha.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I fought for you.

[Caller/Listener]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been there in my life. But I'll go soon. We do a little bit called mail from jail. The show gets listeners from prison. Imagine that. A lot of listeners in prison country. Yeah, and we have a snail mailbox where they send us mail. Prison mail. Yeah, we've been doing this for a while. This is 20 years in. You're just meeting us right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

And if by chance you're listening in jail, get a pen ready because we're going to give you the address.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Johnny cash. Remember him? He died. Well, he's not dead. It was all a lie. He's actually part of the john clay wolf show right here. Good morning, Johnny cash.

[J.D. Ryan]

He comes in from heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not even dead. It's all B.S.

[J.D. Ryan]

all B.S.

[Cindy Snapper]

hello, I'm Johnny Cash. You know, John, I hate to disappoint you, but brace yourself, okay? It's true. I died. But it's all right. Everything's fine up here where I am. In you. Carter. Watch. Lot of VCR tapes.

[John Clay Wolf]

VCRs?

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think they'd have digital in heaven,

[Cindy Snapper]

but you ever see To Kill a Mockingbird? I have seen that a thousand times. I've been trying to throw it away and it keeps coming back. Ah, that's the funny thing about them black and white movies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, John.

[Cindy Snapper]

This week's mail from jail entry reads, dear John, my name is Michael Phipps. I'm glad to hear you give a voice to those who are fighting for their lives against the American criminal justice system, which is as crooked as the winding Mississippi River. I'm serving year three of a ten year sentence for aggravated assault after I was entrapped and baited.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you went to jail for marijuana.

[Cindy Snapper]

Into criminal activities.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael Phelps. The swimmer.

[Cindy Snapper]

Phipps. Michael Phipps.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sorry.

[Cindy Snapper]

I'm glad to. I get to laugh on Saturdays and I enjoy listening. But I need help in my fight against the corrupt Baton Rouge Sheriff's department. They planted dope on me, violated my rights and my probation. And they've done this to many, many others. I don't even smoke anything but weed most of the time. So how they found meth in my car, I'll never know. But they added charges for fighting the officers during my arrest. What would you do if you're being unlawfully detained for dope that wasn't yours? Anyway, what I need is legal counsel to prove that that no good sheriff's department has thrown law out the window and is running our parish with an iron fist. If you'd like to be on the right side of history, please let me know and we can share more information.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to bed with dog, get fleas. You know he's hanging out with dopers.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think?

[Cindy Snapper]

God bless Michael Phipps. East Baton Rouge. Paris prison, Scotlandville, Louisiana. Partner, if you've got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at p. O. Box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Johnny Cash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just saw something on our run sheet that I have to get an answer to. It says, will Zyn nicotine pouches shrink your pp?

[Cindy Snapper]

Oh, my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. Let's get to that.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a story about that, actually. If you're planning on quitting cigarettes and you want to Use that Zyn Zyn stuff or other smokeless tobacco products. Okay. You should know it might might cause some trouble with your man parts. In fact, it is rumored the nicotine pouch. The pouches might actually cause shrinkage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you believe this?

[J.D. Ryan]

In fact, yep, it was a topic of a Shane Gillis hit upon these. He's a comedian, but yes, with his buddies on a recent podcast. Here's what they had to say. Cut 12.

[Mike Turley]

I measure my against my hand over time. And unless my hand has gotten smaller than quick.

[Caller/Listener]

He's gotten bigger.

[John Clay Wolf]

How come James can say he thinks you both have huge beautiful.

[Cindy Snapper]

And Noah calls him zesty for one second.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the sort of thing a straight guy would do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talking about nicotine, Nate.

[Mike Turley]

A zesty man would feel awkward complimenting

[Cindy Snapper]

his friend's big beautiful. Why don't you leave the science to the whites?

[Satan]

We'll leave the gay to you.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is science.

[Satan]

Be quiet.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it doesn't actually shrink it. It just doesn't let it get. It's like gives it osteoporosis.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where it can't stand tall.

[Cindy Snapper]

Some kind of blood flow. Yeah, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you ever take Viagra? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never?

[J.D. Ryan]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never had one in your life?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have had them and the reason I don't is they give me a terrible headache. And they also work on your color vision. Believe it or not, it's a blood flow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like it makes it better.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes it worse. Pilots cannot take. Take Cialis or Viagra, either one.

[Mike Turley]

Hold on.

[Cindy Snapper]

I am a pilot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I most certainly am. When's the last time you got.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. Okay, I'm gonna pull my license out of my wallet.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you have to have the medical to make it current.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, well, don't have that because you

[John Clay Wolf]

took too much Viagra. You're walking all around with a Hardy. So wait, wait.

[Mike Turley]

So you're just waiting to be a pilot again? And that's why he won't take.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm still a licensed here's pilot.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is a pilot. Okay. He has to go get a medical. And in order for the medical to be active at this point, he'd have to do a biannual flight review and then he gets signed off and be hot again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm the same thing.

[Mike Turley]

So you're just kind of like wins the opportunity.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I can't pass if I had a Viagra?

[J.D. Ryan]

If it's a color thing, it works.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty,

[Caller/Listener]

people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Max, everybody can fly planes to just fine. They even let women fly planes now. You're going to pull that?

[Cindy Snapper]

He's the accidental racist.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're going to pull that sound clip and just torture me with it forever. It's a color thing.

[Caller/Listener]

Great.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's just. It'll work on your color vision. But it will. That. That's true. Read it. Google it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pilots can't take Viagra or Cialis.

[J.D. Ryan]

It works on their color vision. I mean, you have to have good color vision.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the first time I've heard this. This speech impediment. Terence, is this true?

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it true? Do you take Viagra?

[Caller/Listener]

No. I should.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller/Listener]

I. I have trouble getting it up. I mean, I tried to get my walker up and I said, let me get it up. I ain't talking about that, ladies. But I was 63. I'm 63. I was born 1963. Does that mean anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So what's this have to do with getting it up?

[Caller/Listener]

Getting it up? Well, drink tomatoes, energy drinks, and it numbs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's not just smokeless tobacco, it's energy drinks. Also per speech impediment. Terence pat in a PA. Four grand for an 06 Trailblazer with 120. I can't make that work. I. It. It doesn't work for me. Okay, what is it?

[Caller/Listener]

We introduced Johnny Cash. I almost got goosebumps. Thought Johnny Cash was going to talk to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you? Keep talking to me for a minute. Tell me a little bit about your trailblazer.

[Caller/Listener]

I went through unfortunate events before I got this. I just needed a vehicle to get my daughter. I've only had it for about a couple of months.

[John Clay Wolf]

To get your dog or get your daughter?

[Caller/Listener]

I can't find a fuse for the. She's 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are you still married?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you ever married

[Caller/Listener]

at one time? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of aunties you got? Hey, you. How nice is this? How long have you had this Trailblazer?

[Caller/Listener]

A couple of months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you selling it?

[Caller/Listener]

I just wanted something better. I missed my van.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a sob?

[Caller/Listener]

I had a van and sob. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You're not who I think you are, then it's fine. I can't make it work. I thought we had a really clean trailblazer on our hands. No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Mike Turley]

The chat room on jcwshow.com is asking if that was a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Who knows?

[Cindy Snapper]

Of course it was.

[Mike Turley]

They were just asking. I'm just telling you what they're asking in the chat room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all stop being rude. We're on in the Midwest. They're very, very bibley. You're gonna offend everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're touchy.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. Come on.

[Announcer]

Chat room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we on Albuquerque?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if you have a complaint. If this is your first time hearing the John Clay wolf show and you have a complaint, we have a special thing for you. Go to jcwshow.com you need to hit the little thing that says contact and then it drops down and it'll say complaint. That's where you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming up next is the lightning round. It's where we do the cars. Right. So call in now. 800-800-7234. This round is sponsored by America's best car buyer. Give me the vin like vin number. Give me the vin.com. so you call 800-800-RADIO. Yes, we're live. You do it right now. You're gonna get right to the studio. Year, make, model, miles average, rougher clean. Year make model miles, average, rougher clean. Just like pat had a moment ago. No, the 06 Trailblazer. That's very, very clean. And anyway, call in during this music break. 800, 800 radio. I will bid your car. I will make an offer on it. I will give you a price that I will pay on behalf of givemetheven.com if you don't think it's real calling right now, you'd be surprised. In 100 grand stuff, 200 grand stuff, 300 grand stuff, 50 grand stuff. It doesn't just have to be junk. Yeah, we'll buy junk too, but we really specialize in better stuff. Porsches are very high right now. Ferraris that are normally aspirated and in, in petro, they've gone up a lot. We givemethevin.com we sold a million three Lamborghini last week. I mean, we handled big stuff. Don't be afraid of big stuff. Cheap cars, little cars, big cars, trucks, diesels, everything in between. 800-800-7234. Call me right now if you really want to sell and give me a shot. Try me out. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf Show presented by giveme the vin.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ron in New York. You've got a 79 one ton camper special.

[Caller/Listener]

I do. Sexy girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a four wheel drive, square body?

[Caller/Listener]

No, the four wheel drive would be a K30.

[John Clay Wolf]

The C30s are all very, very, very valid point. I wasn't paying attention. I don't like that truck anywhere near 15 grand with rust. I would call the appraiser. You said it was appraised at 15 to 20,000. I would call that appraiser and ask him to give you a check instead of an opinion. Yeah, because you know what opinions are like. Assholes. Whoa. Dump that. Sorry, guys. I had to dump that. I had a Freudian slip.

[Caller/Listener]

Rust on the paint. That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. It's just too high. It's a. It's a 10 grand rig. That. That's the first time I've done that in a long time.

[Mike Turley]

You're.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're Talking Brandon in Fort Worth at 18F250 Diesel XL with 200,000 miles. Fuel system failure inoperable. Are you there? What will you pay me to pay. What will you pay me to pick it up?

[Caller/Listener]

I got triple A. I'll bring it to you for free.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Actually, go to. Give me the vin.com. we'll send a record after it and pick it up and we'll give you 100 bucks or something for it. Sell it for. For metal, George. Miami, Florida. O2 convertible Corvette with 20,000 miles. No, 50,000 miles. George, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What color is your Corvette? Yellow stick or automatic?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Listener]

About five, six years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it during COVID when prices were high?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was five years ago.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. I didn't buy it during COVID How

[John Clay Wolf]

many miles were on it when you bought it?

[Caller/Listener]

I think it had 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you don't drive one? Maybe you don't drive it much. Okay. No, that C4 is a C4, C5, vet C5. That 07 through 04 is a year. 97 through 04. This car is worth 14 grand. There's a 02, right, with 54.

[Caller/Listener]

54, yeah, 54.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd lay 14 grand for it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sold some better ones for less just the other day, actually, I bought a. In Alabama. There was a guy that passed away. We bought about 20 Corvettes from his estate. And if you go to jcwshow.com and go find our YouTube on the line live stream, there's two. There's videos and there's live stream. You can watch me sell them at a public auto auction. And these cars had better miles than yours. And I sold them for around the price that I'm quoting you. So anyway.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, they have snow there, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. I sold them all over the country. These cars were nice, too. Your car's too high, George. What I'm trying to tell you. But I will buy it. I'll give you 14. Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay. Well, there's a lot of times we make deals, but we've got to get people out of the trees. Sometimes they're thinking up there with the bananas with the monkeys. If you're serious about selling your car, go to givemetheven.com because if we don't beat a Carmax or a Carvana deal, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars. The name of the company again is givemethevin.com. we buy exotics, luxuries, trucks, junk. We kind of covered it all right there. And old cars. I think we bought that 454 clone Chevelle a moment ago. The 1972 and then the old boy with the camper special. I mean we cover it [e-mail] Good morning. Stay hooked. Buckle up. We will be right back. My name is John Claywolf. This is John Clay Wolf show.

[Announcer]

The john clay wolf show.com the number one weekend morning show in America.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tastes good.

[Announcer]

Hey, want more John Clay wolf? Go to jcwshow.com for the fastest growing podcast in the U. S. There's a

[J.D. Ryan]

pretty wide gap between a Hollywood cowboy

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf Brand bullsh T?

[Cindy Snapper]

Well, that's too long.

[Announcer]

Yeah, it's the John Clay Wolf show, the number one rated Saturday morning show broadcasting coast to coast from LA to New York, New York City. Get a rope. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf show, jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

morning everybody. My name's John. How are you this morning? Barry in California. What's on your mind?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how come they keep turning you off? What station I'm on iheartradio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

And every they do like two minutes of you, they cut you off. You were saying about an O2 Corvette and you just went. They went to a commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the best way to do it. Here's the best way to do it. Hey, listen to me. We've got 118 stations firing up across the country this morning. There's going to be technical glitches. Just go to jcwshow.com and skip all the radio. Just use us. Because that feed that you'd be watching there is what's feeding the satellite, which is what's feeding the radio. Station. So you can just jump straight to the source. JCWShow.com.

[Caller/Listener]

okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they'll work out the rest of that.

[Cindy Snapper]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 800-800-7234. Chris. Cleveland, Ohio. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing?

[Mike Turley]

Good.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. Just. Just wanted to call in and say that I love the show. It's my first time hearing it. Typically Saturday mornings they play Rover. I can't stand Rover.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shane French. What's wrong with Rover? He's been up there for like 30 years. Yeah, you're just tired of him. You'd get to. You'll get tired of me, too. Don't worry. Wmms. Yeah, that's a hot talker. Cleveland, Ohio. Welcome aboard, guys. That's a good station up there. We're lucky to have them as an affiliate.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I guess I could participate in the. I have a vehicle for sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I can't wait to hear this one.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, come on, John.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Mike Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[Cindy Snapper]

What could possibly go wrong?

[Caller/Listener]

I got. I got a 2001 Chevy S10 extreme.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, boy. How many miles? 180. What?

[Caller/Listener]

127.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not as bad. An extreme is a six cylinder. I'm trying to remember. That's really more of an appearance package, isn't it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I actually got a four cylinder in mine. I got the 2.2 liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kicking it hard, dog.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it does great on gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

I need to. I need to buy a family vehicle for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you knock up. Did you knock up a Puerto Rican again?

[Caller/Listener]

No, she'd kill me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, is it a regular cab or an extended.

[Caller/Listener]

Extended cab. It's extended cab. And I took the back window out and put a cap on it with a rubber boot. And I got four 12 inch subwoofers in the bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, it was just a Mexican, not a Puerto Rican. I know you. I know you. 2500 bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

I was looking for 55.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm looking for. Lost him. Whatever happened, that's too bad. Our first car, actually, we bought 200 cars up in Cleveland from. Oh, God. What's the name of that. That Kia Kia of Bedford in the Rover and the BMW strip there, if you want to see that. About 200. There was a bad hailstorm in Cleveland about two months ago, and this dealership had a huge damage. And if you go to our YouTube page, John Clay Wolf, we do these weekly videos. We have one coming up today at 12 Central, which is. This is a good one. This week's video I'll tell you more about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But guy dies, okay? Leaves150cars to his stepson.

[J.D. Ryan]

Alrighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stepson is in the rock crushing business. And he is what you would expect out of Arkansas. Good guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's. He's stereotypical.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we flew up there in Car Force One and bought, I don't know, 15 of them or 18 of them. And it was, it was pretty comical what he wanted for stuff versus what it was worth. I got $4 million worth of cars here, boy. Yeah. Maybe if they're all, you know, 15 years later and $3 million worth of restoration. Yes. I would agree with you.

[Mike Turley]

Watch the video. You'd be like, what is he talking about? $4 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the cars out here in the shop right now that you're looking at, the cool stuff, the Magnum and all that stuff that came from there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Those are really beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're pretty. They're. I call them, you know, left, Left handed queer cars. Not homosexual. There's a difference. That does not have to mean homosexual.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Queer means obtuse. A little bit different.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just different.

[John Clay Wolf]

MG Midgets. No, midget. I mean MG Little car. You can't say it's a brand. Austin Healy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a Turner. There's some really weird, intricate, queer, left handed stuff. And we like it all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we are barrier free.

[Mike Turley]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have no fences.

[J.D. Ryan]

We love all.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love them all.

[J.D. Ryan]

All love all. Servo.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you convert your transmission from a stick shift to an automatic or vice versa.

[Mike Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do a swap. It's cool, man. We got no problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

No problem with it.

[Mike Turley]

Binary. Hey, we're all about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about. Would you buy one from a meth addict? Can we have a Dear John letter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Mike Turley]

Is it time for Dear John?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dear John, I need help. I'm a recovering meth addict out of New Jersey and I'm a stand up comedian as well. My. I go by the name of Pablo. I'm not Hispanic or Latino. I'm a hundred percent Mexican American.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh,

[J.D. Ryan]

I need to sell my 2012 Gallant to help my son who also smokes weed. I've been in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 20.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Galant.

[J.D. Ryan]

2012.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Galant.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know. I forgot what year they quit making those. But I know that like once they started making them like the 88 looks like the 2012, they. They never got a new jig and reinvented them. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. The. The actual. The meth mobile we call it looks like it's maybe still in addiction. I'm in recovery. It's got235,000 miles and almost as many hail dings.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a hundred dollar car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it runs great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cold AC 100 in a. In one little nugget.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want to just throw it away like some heroin junkie. Does it have any value? John, help me out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pablo, Just give it to your meth dealer and give him the title for a bag. Get some of Walter White's baby blue.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, There he is. Thank you, Pablo. There you go. 100 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Pablo. Hope that helps.

[Cindy Snapper]

Mitsubishi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mitsubishi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mitsubishi. Is this correct, Mike? Yes.

[Mike Turley]

It's time to get to go to break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we will be right back after this musical interlude. If you have any problems with your radio station today because we are 118 stations live right now across the country and there are some issues, just go to jcwshow.com and it will pop right up and start rolling. And actually there's video and audio in this show. That's the spot, the source of it. Just go to JCW show. We got a lot of cool stuff coming up. We've got a good show today, kind of proud of it. I think we'll be just fine. Hang tight.

[Announcer]

Yo. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit him up 800-800-0 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or john claywolf.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a shout out to the wives, the women of the household. If you love your dog or your cat or whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that's cool.

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[Satan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you buy it too much stuff and you do this and that. Don't set the damn tree treats out on the counter.

[Announcer]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because a lot of the packaging looks like human stuff. Oh, you didn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did it again. That's not jerky.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I've done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not jerky. It's ground up cat fish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's terrible. It's like the fourth time in my life I've done that. Kibbles and bits, man. Leave them to the dogs. Don't put them on the count counter.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they put the word cookies on the bottom. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerky. I love jerky. Let's take some of that jerky. God, that just happened yesterday. I didn't even tell anybody. I was so embarrassed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Embarrassed. They put it on the counter where human Food goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. So today is the soccer game with Norway. I think it's five Eastern, four Central. I'm excited. I like this stuff.

[Mike Turley]

England versus Norway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you like soccer before this happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Before? I hated it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, what's changed?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I. I just. I'm bored. There's no good sports on and there's drama. I don't like the game. I like the end. Like, so when I'm. When I'm watching, when I'm scrolling, I'll just go to the ESPN app, see if there's 15, 20 minutes left, and if the score is close. Yeah, I'll turn it on. Okay.

[Cindy Snapper]

Because that's a game.

[John Clay Wolf]

The endings are great.

[Mike Turley]

Great.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially when they go to kickoffs.

[J.D. Ryan]

The crowds are amazing.

[Mike Turley]

They're called pks Penalty kicks. But.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, whatever it's called.

[Cindy Snapper]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kibbles and bits and.

[Caller/Listener]

But the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what the. Okay, in penalty kicks at the end, they do 10 of them. Do you know what the conversion rate is? A goal scored per penalty kick? The average percentage, I would say at least 50. Okay, he says 50.3.3. What do you eat?

[J.D. Ryan]

30%.

[John Clay Wolf]

77. 70% of those kicks go in.

[Mike Turley]

It's a guess for the goalie. I mean, they literally have to guess which side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which way it's gonna go.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

You know what? The most entertaining World cup moment I had this week. Who did England beat this week? Mexico.

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[Cindy Snapper]

Having our. Our GMTV buyer, Corday.

[Mike Turley]

He's very excited.

[Cindy Snapper]

Explain to you why, of course, England beat Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you say?

[Caller/Listener]

What about.

[Cindy Snapper]

You gotta understand this. Mexico just got a solid team. It's solid team. Chock full of fundamentals.

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[Cindy Snapper]

But come on, England's a real last soccer team. They've done it for decades, they've done it forever.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're real.

[Cindy Snapper]

There's no way Mexico was going to be England in this game. Not at all.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, he's very cocky. English are very cocky about arrogance.

[Cindy Snapper]

He's very confident, he's very knowledgeable. And I hope you know I'm not making fun of you because I'm. I'm fascinated by the instruction.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. When. Because when, you know, there's folks that thought the American team could actually go far, which that was not going to happen. And he was like, I don't understand you. You Americans. You guys get all hopeful and you

[J.D. Ryan]

have a soccer team, stick to football.

[Cindy Snapper]

Here's the thing about you Yanks, right? You tie a nice knot. You know a lot about cars. Many of you foreign musicians playing ice guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's Keith Richards. Good morning.

[Cindy Snapper]

I'm nothing like Keith Richards, Bobo. And don't make fun of me like that, right? Not at all. But you've got a team like Mexico. They're nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Cindy Snapper]

They only get to practice 30 minutes a week because it's so damn deftly hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Cindy Snapper]

Where they play most of their time.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[Cindy Snapper]

So a team like England, they're having kippers for breakfast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kippers, Right.

[Cindy Snapper]

Training food, athletic food.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

That's how you win it. Soccer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was watching the soccer match with my English friend.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he made the terrible comment yellow call during the Mexican game. Yellow card, red card. All the Mexicans need is a green card.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Cindy Snapper]

Oh, well, that's insensitive.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's very insensitive.

[Cindy Snapper]

He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Did you see that new Caitlyn Jenner book?

[Satan]

Book?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the book?

[Cindy Snapper]

Is it a coloring book?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's just a long story. I mean, you just have to watch it and who cares? I mean, Caitlyn burst, you know, the whole thing's kind of a he said, she said story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Literally.

[Mike Turley]

I was just waiting for the dad joke to happen.

[Cindy Snapper]

There it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

How.

[Mike Turley]

How long you've been holding that dad joke?

[John Clay Wolf]

For years. So great.

[Caller/Listener]

For years.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the delivery was perfect. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. What have you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

Indiana Fever. Guard Sophia. Boy, she's been in it, hadn't she? Sophia Cunningham has changed our idea of how. How girls fight. Fight like a girl after her teammate Caitlin Clark got into a physical on court. You've probably seen these pictures. Altercation with Phoenix Mercury. She's a player. Phoenix Mercury player, rather. Dewana Bonner. Dewana Poo Pooana Bonner. Cunningham stepped in, of course, and just stared Bonner down. Just pointed her finger at her. Kind of made a big thing. And the two teams clashed virtually the rest of the game. We have cut number 18.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Mike Turley]

It's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can tell that the fever have now really gotten into the skin of. Of Phoenix. This is a Phoenix team. Even the record doesn't show it. They fight till the end. And there's a push. There's a push and a talk by.

[Announcer]

Whoa.

[Caller/Listener]

There's.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's another push. There's Heinz Allen. She just so doesn't know when to quit. I mean, is that not a technical?

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah, they're scrapping. I don't know whether I. I have an opinion on whether they're picking on that girl. Caitlyn But Bonner's a like a real live badass WNBA player, like for quite a while now. Sure, you know, so. But.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the video man, Sophie held her down.

[Cindy Snapper]

Sophie? What is she, 9?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she have a boyfriend?

[Mike Turley]

No. She's getting promoted quite heavily right now because no one's watching this sport. I'm sorry, no one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody no know.

[Mike Turley]

So they need publicity.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good one.

[Mike Turley]

Caitlin Clark is not enough. She's not as. She came in real heavy and score and all.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was skinny.

[Mike Turley]

Caitlyn. Yeah, they're all pretty much skinny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you said heavy.

[Mike Turley]

No, came in heavy as. Came in heavy like heavy score, like promotion, all that, but no pointing thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all the memes.

[Cindy Snapper]

You know, Caitlyn's phenomenal.

[Mike Turley]

Is it gonna make you watch the sport?

[Caller/Listener]

Nope.

[Satan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dave in New York. Dave in New York, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

73z28 Camaro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean.

[Caller/Listener]

Pardon me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean condition?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like show show clean. Like. I can't pick anything on it. It's so nice.

[Caller/Listener]

There's a couple bubbles in the paint on behind the front tire. They're like a quarter inch in diameter. That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what that's called?

[Caller/Listener]

Showroom part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what that's called? There's a word for that. Rust. Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, it's called rust. And when there is a little bit of cancer in a panel, that means there's more cancer somewhere else. I'm not knocking your car. I have them too. And I've got bubbles on some of mine. I just want to define the fact that. That she's got a little rust. It's okay. It's okay. It's a 73. Is this. Is it a split bumper?

[Caller/Listener]

No, that's the 70. No, it's a 73 with a full bumper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And which. Which. So there were 350s with 245 horsepower in 73 to Z28. Are you sure it has not just been re badged? Do you know if the VIN tag and the Fender Tag Are Z28 built?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. We went on the computer and they only made 1100 of them with air conditioning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me it's got a stick shift. Please, please tell me it's a manual.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man, this I know. It's an Automatic with rust. Turbo 350.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

And the motor is a 1976350 and it's 10 to 1 compression. It's a 358 stroker blueprint. It's a blueprint motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 15 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

You know, I don't know what it's worth. I, you know, I, I got 12 in it. So that would be. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're basically go to, go to givemetheven.com take some pictures, take some pictures of the rust bubbles. I need 10 pictures of this car. So go all around it, picture, picture, picture, picture. And then put it into givemetheven.com. say John Loose bid me 15 grand on the radio. That will buy it and let's see if we can make a dope deal. Where are you located?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. In like Albany, N.Y.

[John Clay Wolf]

king of the rust of the United States.

[Satan]

Sure.

[Mike Turley]

Is that, is that the capital?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Buffalo. Rochester. Albany is rust. Did it live, did it live at the life in, in Albany?

[Caller/Listener]

No, actually lived. It plays as a drag car. So there is tubes welded from the front to back. There's torsion bars on it. I believe it's got a 9 inch Ford rear end. The batteries in the trunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're losing a lot of value the more you're talking. I'm just telling you the truth. I'm just telling you the truth. Yeah. I'm no longer 15. I'm not trying to be rude, but those cars, I mean, 10's gonna be tough. Give me pictures of it. Let's take a look.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, you got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Drag cars, wow. They don't do it, man. We'll be right back. Go to jcwshow.com if we're losing you in your part of the country. To stream everybody else, hang t. From

[Announcer]

the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. If you missed any of the show, go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast. The largest morning show in America, the John Clay Wolf show, was that Trans

[John Clay Wolf]

Siberian orchestra you were playing during the break. Turley.

[Mike Turley]

No, that sounds like meatloaf.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no way the whole Siberian orchestra is trans. There's just no way. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Mike Turley]

He's got dad jokes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He does.

[Cindy Snapper]

You say there's Norway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norway is at 5 Eastern.

[Cindy Snapper]

Oh, there's no way.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no way.

[Cindy Snapper]

No way Norway.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's no way that the whole Siberian orchestra is trans

[Cindy Snapper]

Norway. Trans.

[Caller/Listener]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just let it live, both of you.

[Cindy Snapper]

Just straight European.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just let it be. Okay?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Around new stations and on the west coast and they're hearing you guys argue already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good morning, San Francisco. Are we on San Francisco?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Portland, Seattle. I mean, it's. Yeah, there's a lot of West Coast.

[Cindy Snapper]

A lot of West Coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably the wrong spot to place that joke.

[Mike Turley]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably the worst timing ever. Well, get used to it, baby. Cuz we're here. And yes, we're live. And this is not a replay and this is not a repeat. And we are here to invade your hometown and we're proud of it. Go to jcwshow.com if you want to see us in video because we're streamed here in the studio. And if you want to complain, please go to jcwshow.com and there is a special button just for you. Go to Contact and hit complaint. We want the guy that's going to handle the complaints. That works for Premiere?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave him a gear. I really expected more complaints today, and he's only had two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guaranteed him 200. I told him 500. $5 per complaint he handles. I need more complaints, please.

[Mike Turley]

He's got to get paid, otherwise he's not going to make any money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, now I give him a guarantee.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, you gave him a guarantee?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so I'm paying him without the complaints?

[Mike Turley]

Oh, yeah, you need the complaints.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to jcwshow.com and click.

[Satan]

You just lost a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. That's what we're here for. We're here to shake this up. This whole radio thing. I mean, radio's changed so much. All the podcast, all over the Internet and the real. I mean, it's just changed the way that everybody consumes media. I missed. I missed the days. I mean, we're on the largest network in the United states starting today, 118 stations, FM rockers all over the country. Good morning America. This is awesome. You know, there hadn't been a network like this since Rush Limbaugh.

[Mike Turley]

No, true. Yeah. You're uniting the states.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're uniting the states, yeah. We're doing God's work.

[Mike Turley]

Should we have Rush on to give you some instructions? Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

We haven't had Rush on for a while. Yeah. Let me see if y' all remember Rush Limbaugh. He passed away a few years ago,

[J.D. Ryan]

but we have a connection. And he comes. He comes down from heaven and talks to us sometimes, if the connection is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Are you there, Rush? Rush, are you there?

[Cindy Snapper]

Coming in loud and clear.

[Satan]

Weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man.

[Cindy Snapper]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo.

[Cindy Snapper]

It's been a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been a while.

[Cindy Snapper]

How are you? That's good to see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You too.

[Cindy Snapper]

Tell ya I got. Well, I'm doing well. Yeah, I'm dead. Dead. Still dead. I'm loving it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Loving it.

[Cindy Snapper]

I ran into. You run into funny people in heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Cindy Snapper]

There's a. There's a musician or somewhat guitarist, great singer. Chris Cornell showed up a couple of weeks ago and with a whole bottle of fresh lemon quaaludes. Now, I haven't been exposed to this in a long, long time and really it was never my kind of thing. And I've got a few things that I get into. Well, I have noticed you joined a big network. Yes, I was. I was with a large network for

[John Clay Wolf]

some time actually called the JCW Network because of your EI IB Network. I'm ripping you off a little bit.

[Cindy Snapper]

I noticed that. I noticed that. And I appreciate that you're performing a. A solid, well planned radio rescue with your little program, which is not so little anymore. And I, I think you called on the right man to help you do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Cindy Snapper]

And that's a fellow I know named El Rushbow. And this is not the first time I've had to save the medium, by the way. Folks weren't listening to talk radio much in the early 80s. I'll tell you then.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they weren't.

[Cindy Snapper]

I can, I can help you do it again. And. But look, it doesn't start with a golden microphone, though it damn sure helps. And forgive my language, it all starts with your guaranteed rider. This is what your employer and or network promises to give you.

[John Clay Wolf]

They gave you a Gulfstream 550.

[Cindy Snapper]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I right?

[Cindy Snapper]

That's what I do, right? I had Shatner on my boat once and he said, wow, I haven't got

[John Clay Wolf]

one of these, right?

[Cindy Snapper]

And I'm William Shatner, right? And I said, that's right. Because I'm El Rushbow, Rush Limbaugh, the prophet in person. What you got to do is adjust your writer. This is the things that they guarantee you to do your show, okay? Things that'll help you along the way. And tell you the truth, it starts, you'd be surprised with a really good single malt scotch whiskey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Cindy Snapper]

I prefer they're gonna live it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you hire bands to play your venue, they give you the wish list of absolutely their needs.

[Cindy Snapper]

They almost invented this in the 60s and 70s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Cindy Snapper]

Also, this is just in my recommendation,

[John Clay Wolf]

you get a pen handy. Hang on. Insist the number one single malt Scott whiskey, okay?

[Cindy Snapper]

I have a stable of at least nine large breasted women were willing to support the show, unquote. And plenty of oxycodones you're writing this down. Just to give you that extra boost. And listen, this is very important, okay? Without explanation, only the brown and yellow M M's, okay? These elements should all be on your rider because a green M and M and an oxycodone will make you explode. Absolutely true. And your. Your most important, your commitment to a certain standard. So without further ado, repeat after me, John, Okay? I shall respect the golden microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I shall respect. Respect the golden microphone.

[Cindy Snapper]

I shall never turn down any oxy from a listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

I shall never turn down any oxy from a listener.

[Cindy Snapper]

I shall always leave them wanting one more segment.

[John Clay Wolf]

I shall always leave them wanting one more radio segment.

[Cindy Snapper]

You're doing well with that. And above all, I shall pursue excellence in broadcasting.

[John Clay Wolf]

I shall pursue. Excellent. Now, what is excellence in broadcasting?

[Cindy Snapper]

As in what I've always done? It's what you're doing now, okay? Just don't stop doing that. And this is not. This is not part of the pledge, the excellence in broadcasting pledge. But also very important. You should have no Democrats or Democratic socialists, whatever in the hell that's supposed to mean. Because I can smell pinko commie Liberal Democrats cats in the facility.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Cindy Snapper]

Right there where you are now. And I'll kindly advise you of a couple of your associates, particularly Slobo Turdley, Turley, Turd Lee and Mayo.

[Mike Turley]

No ao.

[Cindy Snapper]

It sounds like a grotesque artisan Asian sandwich. But these are actual people. You better watch who you've got in the the studio during your show, Johnny, my friend. Because the communist red scare is back and it's real and it hurt it first, kids, right here on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Welcoming my friend John Clay Wolf to the big time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush. Rush.

[Cindy Snapper]

El Rushbow. Your own talent on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

We heard it here, folks. We just got the endorsement.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, that's pretty strong. Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he get a presidential award or something?

[Cindy Snapper]

He got the Medal of Medal of Freedom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Medal of.

[Cindy Snapper]

Medal of Honor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Honor. Medal of Honor. Correct.

[Cindy Snapper]

Medal of Glenn Livitt.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no.

[Cindy Snapper]

That's a little whiskey joke there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it was.

[Cindy Snapper]

I knew Turtley would like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turley, did you see?

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of people that are not doing excellence in broadcasting, it's decayed to the point where the news reporters are illiterate and they can't even speak the English language. Shinnecock. Shinnecock. Shinnecock by the Hamptons. Listen to this.

[Caller/Listener]

Wyndham Clark is now a two time

[John Clay Wolf]

major champion after winning the US Open at Shinecock Hills, Long Island, New York is on the spotlight with Shiny Cock

[News Reporter]

hills hosting the 126th the golf tournament

[J.D. Ryan]

took place race at Shinecock Hills Golf Club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wyndham Clark is now a two time major champion. Clark came the title claimed the title Sunday at Shinecock Hills. And the season's third major being played at Shincock Hills. We also know that Shin Cock showed out.

[Mike Turley]

That's not excellence in broadcasting.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is not. That is an Indian name that they were putting a bad rap on.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah. The. The great Native American tribe.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was another guy that had. But are somebody missed a punked the news people and sent this BS story in and got them to repeat it. I love it when they do that.

[News Reporter]

Police are asking for the public's help tonight in locating 34 year old Holden Hiscock. He was last seen leaving a downtown coffee shop around 5 o' clock Thursday evening.

[Cindy Snapper]

His name is what?

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time.

[News Reporter]

Police are asking for the public's help tonight in locating 34 year old Holden Hiscott. He was last seen leaving a downtown coffee shop around 5:00 clock Thursday evening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did I send you some of those Walmart bits Where those people have been punking Walmart with the names like that?

[Cindy Snapper]

No.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, that's been going. I used to do that for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

We all did it. But there's some good ones I'm gonna say I'm gonna send you some of them Bob for next week. They're gold. This guy. Did I send to you ao?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because they're. They're hilarious. They came up with some new ones that I didn't know. You know Mike.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. You can't say them.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can.

[Cindy Snapper]

Michael Hunt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. All the stuff. But they really got creative. Better than Holden. His. Whatever.

[Announcer]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

We used to do it all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

We still do it. Yeah. What are we doing? Hey, you know what? I think we should call a donut store in San Francisco.

[Mike Turley]

Do that in about 20 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to do the lightning round next. Next lightning round. It's weird. This show is different in this regard. We're switching gears. We're going automotive. That means if you'd like to sell your car to givemetheven.com I'm the voice of it. I'm the mouthpiece. You can call in live right now and we can negotiate this out over the radio. Right. Average, rougher, clean condition. Call me. You will get in. If you got a good car. Probably don't want be to bit junk like nice expensive cars. You've got some good Porsche you think's worth a lot of money. Or Ferrari. I do those too. 8008-0072-3480-0800 7234. 800, 800 radio. We're gonna break for a song. We're gonna come back, I'm gonna do like a two or three minute quick hit of bidding some cars on the radio. But I'm taking your calls right now in that regard. So call 800-800-RADIO. And if you don't go get through or you don't want to be on the radio, just go to the website of America's best car buyer. Givemethe vin.com like VIN number. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com. my name is John Clay Wolf. 800800 radio calling now if you want to sell us something, we want to take your call to air. We'll be right back. You don't know how it feels. You don't know how it feels to be me.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm worth more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth more.

[J.D. Ryan]

You bet I'm worth more.

[Caller/Listener]

We completely [e-mail] you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more for good cars that give me the vin cuz they are worth more. And so are you.

You.

And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax, we'll pay you a hundred bucks for top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer.

[Cindy Snapper]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio video. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt in LA. You've got a 55T bird rebuilt. No rust. Wants 45, 000. Had some previous offers for 40 at the car show last year. Why didn't you take it, Matt? Because I can't get more than 35 grand for one of these when they're great. And that's a 57.

[Caller/Listener]

My grandmother just wanted to hang on to it a little bit longer, but now she's just. She's 88 years old and. And it's just sitting in her garage, you know. So it starts up and it runs beautifully and yeah, there's nothing wrong with it at all. It's. It's pristine.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, load this thing into givemetheven.com and let's look at the pictures and start There. Thank you very much.

[Caller/Listener]

Eric.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eric in West Virginia. 04E350 van 4x456,000 miles. What's this rig worth? 7, 500?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I don't know. He recently bought a blah blah blah 99 Bronco 16 Wrangler. He'd like to hear from Hannah the stripper. Sandra in Florida's got a ranger. I don't. Any good stuff here.

[Cindy Snapper]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

St. Charles, Missouri. I'm taking you blind. Good morning. What have you got? Missouri, St. Louis, you're on the air. Nothing? Okay. Allen In Kentucky, a 16 Wrangler Unlimited. Willie, with 120,000 miles, you owe 14 grand. You there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep. Yeah. Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking it is a hard top on it. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Scale of one to ten, I'd put it eight and a half, nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you are in Kentucky. So you have taken it off road and you have bent something something. And you have drank while you were driving it.

[Cindy Snapper]

There's no question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't start lying to me now.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I've. I've had here a little over a year. I've never taken it off road. I've actually. I've only drove it maybe a dozen times.

[Cindy Snapper]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you pay for it?

[Caller/Listener]

I paid 165 for says you owe 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's worth about that. It's close. Those miles, when you get into 120, it changes things. Do me a favor, go to givemetheven.com and I cannot give you 165 for it, but I might be able to make your payoff at 14. It'd be really close. I need to do a little. I need to see pictures.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Well, I mean technically I owe just under 14. It's like 13 something.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll just use the 14 as the marker. Tell them. Tell them it takes 14. Get them some pictures. We'll make a decision. We're gonna get really close if we don't knock it all the way out.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. It's a V6 alright.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you'd like to sell your car, go to America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com also collections. Grandpa's got a collection of classic cars. My uncle died. He left me a bunch of cars. He's fixing dyers tied up in probate. Go to givemetheven.com we buy collections of cars. And if you don't believe, believe me, you can watch our YouTube channel. On YouTube. John Clay Wolf. Today at noon central, you'll see me go through Arkansas. Buy a collection of cars. Do it all the time. That's really what I do because I enjoy that. I've been doing this for 30 years, so I needed something to, like, get me interested again because we bought, buy and sell, you know, 50,000 cars a year. And I started buying these collections and I like it. The weirder, the better. The more expensive, the better. Big cars, no problem. Millionaires. Million dollar stuff. No problem. We can handle [e-mail] Be right back.

[Announcer]

You're listening to the most popular Saturday morning show to ever broadcast in America. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show. Feel free to call and make your voice heard. 800. If you missed any of the show, go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

The time you were nine. If you got my dad a beer,

[J.D. Ryan]

your reward was a sip. I'm pretty sure that's not in any parenting handbooks today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, take a sip of that.

[Caller/Listener]

Don't tell your mother.

[Cindy Snapper]

That's my boy.

[Caller/Listener]

And the old man knew what he

[John Clay Wolf]

was doing because by the fourth beer,

[Cindy Snapper]

I was going for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you, baby.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, the number one weekend morning show in America.

[Satan]

Good news.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got some complaints coming in.

[Announcer]

Oh, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wonderful. Because there's. I'm cc'd on them. So you can go to jcwshow.com jcw which John Claywolf. Jcwshow.com click, click. Contact us complaints. First one. Miguel Valdez in Texas. More car bids and more music. Also, need more inappropriate jokes to piss off the woke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Miguel the woke. Brook Chambers, Washington. Love Washington state. Okay. Love the transition dad joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to Seattle. Hey, hey.

[Caller/Listener]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Mike Turley]

It's not a complaint, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Another one out of Seattle. First name, your show. Last name sucks. Oh, clever. You would think it'd be out of New York. How the hell did this trash show end up on syndicated radio in Seattle? You were not who we were supposed to be hearing on a Saturday morning. Email, your show blows at go F your show dot com.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of hate. Lots of hate. Lots of hate. You're not receiving complaints because people realize your show is what is missing from their life. The show is the best thing on the radio. It's a missile puzzle piece.

[Mike Turley]

It's not a complaint, though. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want real complaints. 98.7 LA keeps cutting you off it's annoying. Hey, guys, if you are getting cut off off. They're having technical difficulties. We just launched 120 station live broadcast. If the radio station chopping you off, just go to j.cwshow.com and there's a live video and audio feed right there. And there's also a live video audio only feed stream. And this afternoon you can grab the podcast without commercials or music and digest it. That way. We get about 50, 000 podcast downloads a week off of that. More come. I. I love the. You know, we need to call a. We need to. Y'. All. We used to do prank calls and they were funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's hard to do today we're in San Francisco, right? Okay, let's call a Vietnamese donut shop. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's got funny written all over.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got funny written.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got what line?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What line?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, we got one.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that? Yell at me.

[Mike Turley]

Eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight.

[Caller/Listener]

Eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight. I don't see an eight. There it is. Dynamo donuts. Good morning.

[Announcer]

You're on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you? I'm needing to order some donuts.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. So if you want to order, like we don't do orders on the phone, but you could do either through doordash or through our.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy a thousand dollars worth of dough. And you're not going to take the order.

[Caller/Listener]

It would have to be a catering order about two to three days in advance.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about 500? What's the most amount of donuts I could buy right now and not have to go through all of your hoops? I take it that this is not your business. I mean, do you just work there? Are you an owner?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I just work here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because if you were an owner, you'd be like, have your pencil out. You'd be writing down, asking me for my credit card.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you get paid an hour?

[Caller/Listener]

What do I get paid an hour?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

19 an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's minimum wage out there in San Fran? Did it go up?

[Caller/Listener]

What's minimum wage? 1961.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in Texas. I'm in Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So nineteen twenty dollars an hour is minimum wage in San Francisco. What do you pay? I. I'm. I'm just wanting. I'm in Texas, so I'm interested in what? I've never been to San Francisco. What is it?

[Caller/Listener]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you pay a month in rent?

[Caller/Listener]

What do I pay a month in what?

[John Clay Wolf]

In rent. Like, do you rent an apartment? Do you rent a room from somebody here?

[Caller/Listener]

I live In Oakland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but so what? But, like, what's that cost? To live is where I'm going. What's the cost of living? Like, what's your rent?

[Caller/Listener]

Pretty expensive. I'd say 2K and up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your, yours is 2,000. And is that just a room or is that an apartment?

[Caller/Listener]

It depends. Usually that's the cost of a room.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I thought. Why do you, why do you live there if it costs so much to live there?

[Caller/Listener]

I guess it's just nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you woke? Are you like, the stereotypical San Franciscan that the rest of America argues about?

[News Reporter]

Out.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not sure what you mean by that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Republican or a Democrat?

[Caller/Listener]

Neither.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me. I'm not judging. I'm just trying to learn. Do you, do you.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I, I completely understand, but I just, I, I, I do have to continue working, so I was just wondering if.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I like this guy already. Better. Yeah, he actually, I, I was just thinking we, we're taking. I mean, we've spent $5 of his employer's time already talking to him about nothing. All right, have a good day, and thank you for the info.

[Mike Turley]

Listen to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, oh, oh. What station are we on? I don't even know.

[Caller/Listener]

Sorry. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you ever listen to the radio?

[Caller/Listener]

Sometimes, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a radio there at the donut shop?

[Caller/Listener]

No, we play our own music.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Mike Turley]

103.7.

[John Clay Wolf]

103.7. Go to 103.7. If you turn it on right now, you'll hear hear yourself on the radio because we're live. Today's our first day in San Francisco on our radio show. Or just go to jcwshow.com. thank you for being Dynamo Donuts. Everybody go spend your money there so they can pay their rent.

[Announcer]

All right,

[John Clay Wolf]

Asians. Damn it. I wanted Asian. Gayan Gian is what I was looking for. Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Mike Turley]

Can we pull the curtain back here? So, yeah, John is literally during the break, calling different donut shops, asking them, are you Asian?

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you Asian?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear it when they answer. Y' all got me some old middle of the road white guy with I, I need, I need a producer. I need Asians. I need entertainment.

[Mike Turley]

Dynamo Donut picked up originally, and they was an Asian that picked up. Ah, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they go back to the presses and get me an Asian. Don't. Donut maker.

[J.D. Ryan]

They swapped Asians on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I should have asked him, right? Hey, I called earlier. I got an Asian. They just had more personality in their voice they can 800872 I bet we get some complaints now. Go to jcwshow.com click contact us and complain. We'd love to hear your complaint. Do you think Rush. We had a also a listener say that they demand equal time for Rush, the Canadian rock band since we gave Rush the radio man sometime a minute ago. And ironically John Wilkerson in Independence, Missouri. I am going to see Rush tonight at 7:45 in Fort Worth, Texas with my 19 year old son.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[Cindy Snapper]

As long as they show up, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

As long as getting and then there was another lady in Wisconsin. McCauley lovis walking. You betcha. Why do green M&M's have anything to do with oxycodone? I think this is ridiculous and you're spreading false news and I'm sick of it. Fake news, fake news, fake news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush. Who's dead. Spreading news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

She needs to move.

[Cindy Snapper]

How dare you allow dead celebrities to make up things about Eminem names on your show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir, we'll get to that and more as soon as we get back. Right here on the John Clay Wolf show. Remember, if you want to sell your car go to givemetheven.com and if you want to get robo calls to stop messing with you an email spam go to Incogni which you just. You'll get a discount if you go to jcwshow.com scroll down and click the Incogni link. We all use it here on the show. It works wonderfully. To stop the spam, stop the robo. One more plug around the corner or across the country. The best florist is Gordon Boswell and their click through is [e-mail] they've been a sponsor of the show for like 10 years now and we nothing but wait. Rave reviews. I can tell you that their stuff ain't cheap. If you want to send flowers to somebody across the the country and you want the other end when they send you the picture and say thank you and you're like proud of what you said. Go there. Gordon Boswell. They're like Neiman Marcus of of floral arrangements delivery. They're on top of it. I've done it many times where I use the other people.

[Mike Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I get the picture and I'm embarrassed. They got me for 280 and I got a 17 bouquet from the grocery store shipped over by an illegal right. No. Be right back. There's a pretty wide gap between a Hollywood cowboy and the real thing. But Wolf brand delivers authentic taste it's a Southwest tradition, plain and simple, neighbor. When's the last time you had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf brand bullshit?

[Cindy Snapper]

Well, that's too long.

[Announcer]

Yeah, it's the John Clay Wolf show. The number one rated Saturday morning show broadcasting coast to coast from LA to New York, New York City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get a rope.

[Announcer]

You're listening to the John Clay Wolf show. Jcwshow.com

[John Clay Wolf]

Some guy's trying to sell us an SLR bins. Okay, hang on. I'm gonna have him call in. 7234-8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Have him call in. I'm in a good mood. Hey, Turley, you manage a lot of people. Doesn't it drive you crazy? You stop right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, stop right there.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah, absolutely does.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like, I like a guy that is busy and gets stuff done, but there's so many people that like create chaos and they look busy and they get nothing done.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, this is like an art form. I try to weed that out, but yes, I know what you're talking about. Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you weed it out?

[Mike Turley]

Keep pressuring. Hey, where's my. Where's this at? Where's that at? What are you going to do?

[Announcer]

Where?

[Mike Turley]

Show me. Show me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show me the money. Yes, show me, baby.

[Mike Turley]

Talk, talk, talk. It doesn't do anything. It doesn't make you any money.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

And I'm talking about the person that's doing that. That's because it's commission based, so you can talk and talk. Oh, yeah, I'm doing this and do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't see any results, but it's in everything. It's, it's in reconning cars. I just see, I see this. But we've got this guy out here that just started about two months ago and this guy's busy and he's getting stuff done. Done. And I like that.

[Mike Turley]

That's the big.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see results.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just getting stuff done instead of talking about people. Everybody's talkers, they work harder.

[J.D. Ryan]

And not doing something, sometimes they work as hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's very frustrating. Very frustrating. I'm a doer. Yeah, yeah, you get it done.

[Mike Turley]

Whatever it takes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I don't get done?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't make all my kids sporting events. Well, you've got four kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but you got a lot of things going on in your life as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I've almost come to the conclusion that if you're not going to make 90 of them, then you might as well not go at all. Because all they're going to remember is when the ones you didn't make.

[J.D. Ryan]

I looked up in the stands and Daddy wasn't there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a theory, Turley? I mean.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You only had one son, though.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you made it everything?

[Mike Turley]

Yes. I had to. Yeah. I mean, I just had to. I wanted to.

[J.D. Ryan]

You wanted to.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had one.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[News Reporter]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Experience it all. And I think it's good for him

[John Clay Wolf]

to look up in the stands and not see their dad there.

[Announcer]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it creates. Creates a little scar, gives them a little chip. Gives them a little reason to. To be mad and get something done.

[Mike Turley]

But don't you want to be there for that one? Because you never know that one moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's got a camera phone or everybody's got a video now.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

You just see it, watch the replay. Okay, well, watch it on the big screen at home. You can just cast to the television.

[Mike Turley]

But that memory that you have of that moment, it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can watch it on video.

[Mike Turley]

You'll remember the video.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is one of your kids mad at you for not showing up?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but. But I've. I started going to. I went to. I always miss Saturday mornings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Obviously. I've been doing the show for 20, and there was a. The other morning, I made one and I was there and I was like, he's not gonna remember me being here. All he's gonna remember is me not being there.

[News Reporter]

Sure.

[Mike Turley]

Did he say anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't say anything. Maybe I was just feeling guilty.

[Mike Turley]

You didn't say, thanks for coming, dad. Or did you tell him afterward, great game or anything, or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they got the crap beat up. Okay, but a little private school white kids playing a public school ghetto team just getting dunked on. I mean, just bam, bam. I was like, let's get out of here. Let me grab you and save you from this. Let's get the hell out. This is why I don't come. 70 to 10 basketball.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not his fault.

[Cindy Snapper]

70 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw 70. 10.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Mike Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna drive, you know, 10 states over and do this whole tournament so we can get the hell beat out of us by a bunch of kids that have children already that drove to the games, but say they're in sixth

[Mike Turley]

grade, but they're getting experience, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the experience. I just don't need experience again. I've had that experience. I played football at smu, for Christ's sakes. You don't think I know what disappointment appointment feels like?

[Mike Turley]

Well, you played when they were in the death penalty.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, after the death penalty. So that was. Yeah, we got beat by Houston 100 to 6.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. Dude.

[Mike Turley]

Still, I think a record in college football. Yeah. That bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know the bad joke? Sorsby?

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is suing EA Sports to make sure he gets to at least play on the college football game this year. On Madden or whatever it's called.

[Mike Turley]

His likeness is on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, this guy, he needs to

[John Clay Wolf]

go play for the Houston Gamblers. Oh, boy.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that bad?

[Mike Turley]

That's a dad joke. Yeah, he's got them all today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's gonna win? Who are your top three picks for a national championship? Show up. Turley. In college for football. College football.

[Mike Turley]

God, I even thought about it.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time to start thinking about it.

[Mike Turley]

This is working so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Soccer mode. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

And I've enjoyed it, but I haven't really thought about.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're waiting for this to be over.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. I can only focus on so much sports because my. I. I used to be able to

[John Clay Wolf]

do a lot, right.

[Mike Turley]

But now it's like, okay, I've got work here, and then I've got to. If I'm gonna do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

One sport.

[Mike Turley]

Yep, one sport. And right now it's soccer with Norway and England. And I have to remember the rules of soccer because it's so different from. I mean, you know, it's not like American football. You got so many different rules and stuff on that. And they're different terminology, too. They're on a pitch. They're not on a field, but it's a pitch. And then a hydration break. Like, what's a hydration? Oh, that's when they actually go take a water break. Yeah. No, just things like that. You just catch on. And I'm looking forward to this. Norway, England. I know you are, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, yeah, it'll be fun. I felt bad for my junior in high school, the quarterback, kid, Nolan. I mean, he's got a long ball from hell, dude. And. But he. He's big. And he was like, I don't want to be quarterback. I want to be a running back and a linebacker. So he has not been working out, you know, as quarterback for four months.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And now he's changed school again and they want him to be a quarterback. I'm like, they're gonna need you to win. You're gonna have to play some qb. You ought to get your arm back. He said, I've got my arm. It's fine. But he hadn't been practicing that long ball. He gets the call on Wednesday, the top 25 best quarterbacks in Texas, which they invited him to a competition three months ago. And he said, no, I'm not doing quarterback this year. So they had somebody not show up. And they called him, said, hey, we please show up for this. And he called me, said, what do you think I should do? I said, can you still throw?

[J.D. Ryan]

He said, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, go. So he went. They went through all these events and he's doing just great. And then they had the long ball competition. He hasn't thrown a deep ball in four months. It looked like me trying to run a marathon. It was, I mean, it was a shank. And he was like, why did I do this? I'm like, well, I figured he'd at least warmed up a little bit before you try to throw a 60 yard pass.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway, well, if you want to. But I was there.

[Mike Turley]

Hey, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was there in the stands, in the flesh. Do I get credit for it? No. I got yelled at

[Mike Turley]

because it was your fault that he was throwing because he felt the pressure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually what he said is, he said, I'm glad I did this because this was closure because he was chasing that quarterback dream. And he was like, I. I don't think I'm good enough to be a D1 big team QB. And I want to play big. I want to play D1 big team ball. And I'm going to start focusing more on linebacker and running back. And I was like, my opinion is be great quarterback in high school. They will still. You'll get more visibility and they will transition you. No, no. Hidden homo.

[Mike Turley]

Deal confidence, though. He's got to have confidence. If he's not confident in it. Yeah, but he's confident in the linebacker. Running back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

It'll show. And he'll. He can get a scholarship that way for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Mike Turley]

Yes. And shout out to Oregon and we're out on the west coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Turley]

That could be the sleeper pick you wanted to pick for college football. Because I know that's what you're trying to fish for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Mike Turley]

You know, hey, who, who can give a shout out to. So there's your shout out for him. So, yeah, I think right now they're preseason four ranked four. I just had to re.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look up the list. UT is pretty favored.

[Mike Turley]

Yes. They are the favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're the favorite.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That will not happen.

[Mike Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But last year I was wrong about what's his name, Manning getting benched mid season. I lost a Bet on that, didn't I?

[Mike Turley]

Yes, you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

That didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it did not happen. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Louie and Rockwall at 12 bins. GL 550 with 100 cars worth, probably 10,000. But 12, that's pretty old. Yeah, just put me down for 10,000. Go givemetheven.com okay.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[Cindy Snapper]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has 15 silver. Scott Stevens wants to hear more from strippers. Some guy, Ross Rafa. And it says some guy doing an Asian accent saying he can't get you donut for Babo. Are you there, Rafa?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, Mr. Bob. Oh, he the number one customer of Mr. Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. If we lose you jumping time zones because it's top of the hour, go to jcwshow.com and you can watch and listen live there. Because we're moving across four times zones across the country. We're more west coast leaning right now. So the central and the eastern guys are leaving, except in Dallas and Houston. Be right back.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Gimme the vin.com.

[Cindy Snapper]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's been a lot of technical difficulties this morning. 118 stations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you're adding a lot of people, a lot of moving parts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. I don't even know if we're on.

[Mike Turley]

We're on. Yeah, we're on some markets, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So with the guy that you're talking to at the satellite store, he's saying

[Mike Turley]

he can't hear us now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if the satellite isn't feeding it, then nobody's got it. It's either yes or no. It's like the water's on or off.

[Mike Turley]

There's some that aren't in the same network that are getting a feed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's just a couple.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, I know somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're telling me the whole premier network's down?

[Mike Turley]

That's what he's saying this second, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're in Seattle right now or Portland or la, call me and tell me if I'm on the radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Because I don't think we are. I think we already got kicked off. This didn't take five minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've done it before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin in Charlotte, North Carolina. 72 Pantera 62, 62,000 miles. His friend's car. Where's your friend? Why's your friend not calling in?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, Mr. Wolf, how you Doing, sir.

[Mike Turley]

Good.

[Caller/Listener]

The. So he's an. He's an older gentleman. His son is taking care of the car at the moment. And he. So kind of by happenstance, I kind of ended up in possession of the car. I don't own it yet, but in possession of the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're buying it. You're buying it from. From him for 60 and you're gonna sell it to me for 100?

[Caller/Listener]

Sure. Not quite like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you said you hadn't bought it yet and you. You're pricing it to me on the note here for a hundred thousand. And the last one I bought was 65, 72, something like that. I bought one about three months ago.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Yeah, I've seen you on the Internet and made some offers on them. And I told him it's not going to work out for me in my best interest to buy the car because future plans I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And what happened to start with was there's a building for sale. I bought the build.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Mike in Orange county, good morning. You're on the air.

[Mike Turley]

You lose interest?

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost interest. I know. I just want to buy the car. Right. So tell. Tell them to load it into givemetheven.com and we will buy it and the buildings and all that good stuff. I appreciate the stories, but I'm, I'm. Live radio. We'll have to do that off here. Mike in Orange county.

[Mike Turley]

There.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, you're on the radio on 98. Seven in the LA area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Portland, you there? Portland, you there?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we on?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you hate us yet?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I can hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, do you hate us yet?

[Caller/Listener]

Sorry, I can't. I'm breaking up in a B.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I said, do you hate us yet?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not at all, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's too bad. I was really trying to offend somebody. Damn it. I'm not doing a good job. I need to tell some bad jokes here in a minute.

[Mike Turley]

Do you want to try the truth?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll try the truth.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the truth. The truth. The truth. What we do with the truth is you call in rapid fire. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And we're just going to take the call. You say, the truth is I hate Donald Trump. The truth is this war is stupid. The truth is Donald Trump's the greatest. I'm just hitting craziness.

[Mike Turley]

The truth is that the show sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

The show sucks. The truth is Israel is this and that's that. Or Mexican. Just all the crazy stuff. In the world. Just vent it out.

[Caller/Listener]

Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an air out session and it gets pretty interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you're gonna start off with the truth. The truth is, don't say hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't say hello. Don't say we love the show. Don't say we hate the show. Just give the truth quick because we're gonna go boom, boom, boom, boom. Like an automatic machine gun without pleasantries.

[Mike Turley]

And this will be a good way to test if we're on the air

[John Clay Wolf]

in certain markets because. That's right.

[Mike Turley]

I don't know what station that was that called. It could have been. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin, the truth is, I want to buy the Pantera plus, please load it into givemetheven.com and we'll try to buy it. Okay. But have the guy that owns it do it. Thanks. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[Mike Turley]

Me hit the open.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't tell you the truth because I love you too much, stupid.

[Cindy Snapper]

Now, somebody's not telling the truth here.

[Caller/Listener]

Sometimes the truth about how pissed off we are wins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put aside your selfish male ego and tell the truth. You can't handle the truth. I don't think we've had time to set this up. I think these calls coming in or just let us know we're on the air, but we'll go crab. Good morning. Truth.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is that I don't like change.

[J.D. Ryan]

And.

[Caller/Listener]

And you got messes up my Saturdays.

[John Clay Wolf]

How.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go Crab is like our longest listener. He's mad about our schedule change.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ventura, California. And I'm taking all these blind. I know nothing. Go Truth.

[Caller/Listener]

Your station doesn't come in well up here, Victor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Truth.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is, if you're gonna say you gotta drink all day, John, you need to drink a beer when you start the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? 682 area code. The truth. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Truth is, your show's good, but you got too damn many commercials.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Ricky, on the 405 freeway, what's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

On the 91 in Anaheim, you're on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. A three two, three area code. What's the truth? I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

I can hear you loud and clear from Los Angeles. And I hate commuting in this town.

[Cindy Snapper]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Caller/Listener]

Truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

432 area code.

[Caller/Listener]

What's the truth? The truth is, I, Conor McGregor, is going to beat Max Holloway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right.

[Mike Turley]

That's tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's tonight?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. That's not gonna happen. That's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's tonight.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn right. Fred in Oklahoma. What's the Truth.

[Caller/Listener]

Truth is Obama is gay and Michelle is a man.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. And that's straight from Fred in Oklahoma, of course Heidi in California. What's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is there's probably about an

[News Reporter]

8 second delay in your programming here in Huntington Beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you ma'. Am. At least we're on three one zero Westlaw la. What's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

John Clay, this is Michael here in beautiful Los Angeles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is California needs your help.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you a KLOS listener of the show and you moved over to 98. 7 with us?

[Caller/Listener]

I googled it and that's how I found you. Yes, 98.7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Truth is we got a new home in LA and we're glad you're with us man know Kevin, what's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

Truth is John Clay Wolf is great on the radio and love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you dude. Appreciate it. Harold in California, what's the truth?

[Caller/Listener]

The truth is John Clay Wolf show is the best thing paraday. Love listening to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got some good love coming out here today. Angel in Maryland. What's the trail truth.

[Caller/Listener]

What's going on? Yeah, the truth is you're on in San Antonio and the Knicks are going to go back to back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh and speaking of. Thank you guys, that was fun. The San Antonio Spurs. The truth is he was banging his team. His one of the teammate sisters.

[Mike Turley]

Well yeah, the play by play announcer was. I believe we've got this cut. What clip is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Jacob Toby actually is now looking for a job because he was cheating on his now ex girlfriend having an affair with Lauren Waters, the sister of a Spurs forward player, Lindy Waters iii. And now a lot of fans are very upset. Here's cat number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do they care?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do they care?

[John Clay Wolf]

The truth is some guy got laid.

[Cindy Snapper]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spurs fans, we have some breaking news today. Spurs play by play announcer. Jacob Toby, you're fire weird. I'm not going to the details. It's online everywhere.

[Caller/Listener]

It went viral.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he is no longer with our San Antonio Spurs.

[Caller/Listener]

Jacob Toby, you absolutely suck.

[Mike Turley]

So did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Truth is some damn tick tocker is looking for attention.

[Mike Turley]

That's the truth. But the truth on this is his ex is the one that burned him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh okay.

[Mike Turley]

Because she posted pictures on Instagram of him kissing this players sister.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sister.

[Mike Turley]

And that's how he got caught.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. Oh you love politics. Didn't Ken Paxton or somebody get busted in Europe with a chick this week?

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah, yeah, he's not. Ken Paxton's been in the middle of a divorce for like 13 years. Or something.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Cindy Snapper]

I mean, it's been a long, long process. He and his. What they're calling his mistress. It's a gal pal. It's a girlfriend. They went to Europe and hung out. She was in pretty green dress.

[Caller/Listener]

It's.

[Cindy Snapper]

You know, I mean, I'm not gonna sit here and pile praise on Ken Paxton or anything, but he's been like, in a state of not married for enough time for people to get over this particular kind of thing, I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

But why do you get fired for having an affair?

[Cindy Snapper]

I don't know. But in a sports team, you look at. You look at Romo back in the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

Okay. And what's her. What's her name? Little pretty, Cut off short. Yes. Look at how that went and the hate that came out of that. After a couple of bad games, she didn't.

[Mike Turley]

She wasn't an employee of the Cowboys, so a cowboy player cannot date a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Anything in house, you just don't. They don't want it. And that's the same thing with spurs players.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, this is funny. We had an argument at the dinner table this week, and I guess I'm not supposed to talk about this stuff on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, it's pretty funny, so it didn't really. Doesn't matter. My wife is a big Swifty. My son's hero was Mahomes. Made him want to be a quarterback. Love the Chiefs. And he said at dinner that her fake fanship of the Chiefs with Taylor Swift has ruined his childhood hero.

[Caller/Listener]

I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

You agree?

[Mike Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You agree with him?

[Mike Turley]

I agree.

[Caller/Listener]

Y.

[Mike Turley]

It's ruined the chief Chiefs. Yes. That's. As soon as they got with. She got with Travis Kelce. What happened?

[Cindy Snapper]

Oh, he's declining.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, he's declined. The Chiefs decline. She was there for that super bowl,

[John Clay Wolf]

and they were there, but it's not fake.

[J.D. Ryan]

They got married.

[Cindy Snapper]

But he is 58 years old. I mean, he's a little, you know, he's no spring chicken.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe Kelsey. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nolan went as far to say that Kelsey won't be starting this year.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, no.

[Announcer]

He'll start.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so that was incorrect. I. I felt that that was an incorrect comment.

[Mike Turley]

He'll start. He ain't gonna do much. I mean, he's on his last. Like you said, last leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the Swifties have ruined the Chiefs.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

On a 10 scale. How big of a deal was he before this started? 10 scale.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a 10. He was a 10 in his space. At that position.

[J.D. Ryan]

In that position. Okay, now what Is he?

[Mike Turley]

Well, he's like a 20. I mean, he's huge in the. Across the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's talking about effectiveness.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, effectiveness. Oh, no, he's four.

[Caller/Listener]

So what was he.

[John Clay Wolf]

But at his peak, he was 10. Yeah, yeah, sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's gone from 10 to 4. And in the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking about Kelsey's ability to play tight end.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, Forest, a little harsh.

[Cindy Snapper]

Which has a lot to do with the performance of the quarterback who's done so many damn State Farm commercials in the last 18 months that he can't

[John Clay Wolf]

focus on the game.

[Cindy Snapper]

And I don't think he's getting the workouts. I don't think he's getting the reps. I think he's relying on what he's done in the past four or five years, and I think. Think maybe. Maybe Patrick Mahomes may be a. In a bit of decline himself.

[Mike Turley]

Well, it's because of the fame that Taylor Swift and all these Swifties, all this attention came over to him. Could be that's where it. And that's. That's the effect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your wife a swiftie?

[Mike Turley]

No, no, no. She's not a big swifty at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, she.

[Mike Turley]

She appreciates him. I can't talk trash about her, but

[John Clay Wolf]

okay about Swift, but.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, she's not a die hard like some people are.

[John Clay Wolf]

They go crazy over her in this wedding last week. Oh, hey, we got to set up the lightning round. We got 30 seconds left. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 808. I had to hear all about that wedding. And she thinks that they're gonna do a movie about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know they are. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, they. They douched everybody down with a big payoff bribe to charities out of the gate to shut Everybody up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

25 million to these charities so that they wouldn't rag on them for their big wedding.

[Cindy Snapper]

Hold on, I gotta You. I got to keep that. They douched them down. That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Massingale style.

[Cindy Snapper]

Douche them down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellence in broadcasting, Rush. That's what you told me to do. Douched them down. Douched them down. Y' all douche me down with phone calls. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio call right now if you want to sell your car to givemetheven.com when we come back from this music break year, mate. Model miles average, rougher, clean, big cars, little cars, everything in between. He's got a few mildly sexist jokes. Ah, Tim, I don't need few Mildly. Just email me Tim.

[Cindy Snapper]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Tim, just email your jokes and we'll try to use them on the

[Caller/Listener]

radio if they're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to john jcwshow.com and email me your bad jokes. And if we use them we will not give you any credit. I'll just take it all to myself. 8, 800800 radio. Coming back with the lightning round, I would be the judge and the jury of the price of your car and I will make a hard offer on it. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is, this is the John Clay

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf Jim in Lafayette, Louisiana. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Morning sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Got a Cadillac DTS 2011, 36,125 miles. It's, it's, it's meant great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a platinum, is it a luxury, is it a premium or is it a base?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, you better than I am. It's my mother's car. She died a few months ago. It's got a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike Turley]

Problem?

[Caller/Listener]

I think it's got leather seats. I'm not going to be able to give you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've all, they've all got leather seats.

[Caller/Listener]

But that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a DTS like Delta Tango Sierra, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

11, 20 year old, not quite

[Mike Turley]

that

[John Clay Wolf]

body style is just not pushing. The miles are great. I'm sure the condition's good. I think it's a six thousand dollar car. Maybe seven.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh yeah, yeah. We were hoping for twelve, settle for ten, thinking maybe nine or something. But

[John Clay Wolf]

you know what, if your aunt had balls, she would be.

[Caller/Listener]

I can imagine my uncle would be quite proud.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. She'd be your uncle. And if. If what if and hope and. But the reality is when it runs across the auction block, what's it gonna bring? It's gon bring 7, 500.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. You need your cushion so I understand

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta move it. Hell, I mean that just, just to move it, right. I've got it. To get that money I've got to get it to Dallas from Louisiana. That's 350 bucks. So I'm 65. Seven grand I might do eight. And if I think it'll do eight, I'll give you seven.

[Caller/Listener]

Very good. I'll load it up, see what I get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me the vin.com. load it up. My name is John Clay Wolfbike. Well, here's one more. Matt. Matt, you've got a old Scout. Started switching from coil to electronic in operating.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just curious.

[Caller/Listener]

And had messed with it since then. And it's got a little. Little V8 in it. 75 international scout, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the. Like the paint and I mean, has it been restored or anything?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's all original. It's an original orange and white, Good condition. Got it sitting in the barn. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, we'd back the rollback wrecker in, hook a chain to it, pull it out, pull it up on the wrecker, get it back to the shop, and then what would we have to do?

[Caller/Listener]

Just put the original coal ignition back on it and go with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what kind of paint and interior would we have?

[Caller/Listener]

You have the white thing seat. The vinyl seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

What condition, like on a scale of 1 to 10 is this. It just sounds rough. I'm not trying to beat on it. I'm just trying to visualize it. Is this like a 4? On a scale of 1 to 10,

[Caller/Listener]

I'd say probably 6. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I need to see it. Take some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up off the five grand. Off the top of my head. Head in the way that I'm seeing this. Is that what you're thinking

[Caller/Listener]

about? Seven or eight all jacked up. It's all original.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, let's look, let's look, let's look. Give me some pictures and a video. Go to give the vin.com and we'll start there. I need to see it. Thank you, man. 800-800-7234 is a call the number if you want to sell your car. Go to Give me the VIN$. They don't call. Give me the VIN. America's Best Car buyer for nothing. Be right back.

[Cindy Snapper]

This one is close to home. Now, I don't live in la. I've never been like a big fan of la, but I've built many, many memories there. And I have great friends there. And a lot of them lost their homes. They all have these conspiracy theories. What started these fires? Now they say it's arsonist. I've heard this theory. If you were a rational, thinking person, you have to at least consider the possibility that God hates these people. And that's not true because. Because West Hollywood was unscathed. Because how can you burn what is already flaming?

[Announcer]

To the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com More.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everybody. Thanks for cruising along on our inaugural voyage of our 118 station network this morning. There are some technical difficulties. If you're finding any in your market, please just go to jcwshow.com and you can stream it there. Video and audio. So that fixes that. We got Sean. Wait, Sean's calling in or the guy

[Mike Turley]

this Sean is actually.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, is this a seller or is this Aron?

[Mike Turley]

Aron.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I thought it was a seller.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. You're in Anaheim?

[Cindy Snapper]

Yes, sir.

[Satan]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What are y' all working on?

[Caller/Listener]

We got a 2018 Lamborghini Huracan.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? What color?

[Mike Turley]

Yellow.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yellow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you asleep? Sean?

[Mike Turley]

He's nervous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't be nervous. You've got a yellow 18 Huracan. Is it a roadster or a Coop?

[Caller/Listener]

It is a roadster, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

Got about 11, 8 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Any carfax, any blemishes, any story, any. Turley said it's a dealer that went to give me the vin.com trying to sell this to us, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's a dealer. We've done a lot of business with them. He sold us some. A Rolls Royce, couple Jeeps, a couple nice cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you go back and look, do we make money on this guy or do we lose on this guy? Because there's always. That shows you what kind of trader they are. And if we're always losing on them, you got to quit them.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, we. We actually lost on a couple of the cars. Good cars running down the lane, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, I ain't doing this for practice home. Because he's. He's. Turley said he's wanting 217 for, right? I know he wants 220. Yeah. And you've offered him how much?

[Caller/Listener]

We're at 217. He's looking for 218.

[John Clay Wolf]

And tell him to keep looking because we're gonna hold it. 217. 217,000. It's our turn to make a little money. He doesn't get to make all the money all the time. He's a dealer. This is business to business, right? We're not dealing with it. We deal with consumers differently than dealers. Dealers are really trying to pick your punch pocket. Everybody's trying to pick your pocket. You've got access to my checkbook, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so these guys, what do they want from you?

[Caller/Listener]

Money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Money. That's what they want. You're an exchange window, like a currency exchange. And they know that you've got easy money. Because our reputation is we pay fast, we pay hard, right? And you're throwing 217 out there like it's nothing. So they're like, give me a little more. Give me a little more. But that little bump, bump, bump, they're always elbowing you for is the money. That's our juice. We're talking about spreading a car, $3,000 that we're laying out. 217,000. Sean, if you were laying out 217,000 of your money, if you had it in your pocket, would you do it for a net two grand? Nope. I do stuff that doesn't make sense. I'll get close to the money, but you need to convince him. You need to call him back and hit him in the head. I hope he's listening right now. We love him. We want to do business with him. But they're hard traders. These dealers are hard traders. And you've got to be a hard trader with these dealers. And I'm saying this out loud, cuz, I want all my buyers to hear this.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, man.

[Mike Turley]

Go get them.

[Satan]

Will do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Mike Turley]

That's a sexy car, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a sexy car. Yeah. But I mean. So we're laying three grand over MMR for it. It's got 11,000 miles on it. It's a hundred years old. Is it a good car that will oversell? Yes. But is it going to bring exactly what the guy wants? Yes, it's going to bring 220. And I ain't doing it for free and losing my freight and risk. And then. Then the truck driver screws something up, or we put it on central dispatch, it gets stolen, and there's risk in this deal. We're idiots, but we're not just plain ass stupid.

[Mike Turley]

And with the Lambos, you got to do a beta test to make sure the miles are right, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because half the miles are cut on these things.

[Cindy Snapper]

Because this ain't car friends, y'.

[Mike Turley]

All.

[Cindy Snapper]

This car business,

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, in Orange county, what should you pay for a 62 Austin Healey 3000? I've a Corvette motor in it. It's a $10,000 kit car. Now, is it a real Healey or is it a fake Healey?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's a fake Healey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I don't know. I mean, which motor? I mean, there's LS1, 2, 3, 7, 8. Which one you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, it's a 383 stroker motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not a Corvette engine. It says Corvette engine.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then why did you say it had a Corvette motor in it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, no, I Mean, I should have said that. It's just a small block Chevy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's cool. I don't know. Kit car, five grand. You there?

[Caller/Listener]

So it's pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, okay, I answer his question. I answer his question. What else am I supposed to do?

[Mike Turley]

He didn't like that answer. That's why.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a real healey out here. I saw that.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah, you got some weird cars out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good ones? Good, good ones, but weird. Yeah, we bought them. We've got a video going up on our YouTube channel. John Clay Wolf. If you want to watch me fly to Arkansas and buy a bar, sift through a hundred cars and buy 18 of them is, I think, what we bought from an inheritor. It's pretty crazy video. And we've got some wild stuff. If you're into cars, you'll. And you're not familiar with our YouTube channel. John Clay Wolf on YouTube. And it's a car channel and it's me going around the country and buying collections from people. And it's interesting. You know what they love?

[J.D. Ryan]

Love?

[John Clay Wolf]

Negotiation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time we deviate from negotiation and like, try to do something cute and tell a story about something else, nobody cares.

[Caller/Listener]

Really.

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've programmed this thing every which way to but sideways. And what the people, the million 2 million hitters want to see negotiations. They want to see me go in, fight for cars, argue with the guy. Buy the cars, sell the cars. That's what they want to say. And every time I try to do something different that I like because I'm so sick and tired of buying and selling cars, nobody cares.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did the video where you bought the cars from 1923, the TV show, how'd that work?

[John Clay Wolf]

Crappy.

[Cindy Snapper]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I. I got cute. I put on my little. I dressed up and acted like an actor. Tommy from Landman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's just didn't have the. I mean, they don't. They want raw, they want real. They don't want shine. They want to feel like they're with us in the inside. And that's what works.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those are TV cars, though. So sometimes those do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they. This. I mean, the cars are fine, but the video. Video is one of our lowest performers.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was smoking American Spirit cigarettes like Tommy from Land Man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[Mike Turley]

You were trying to smoke.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was trying. Trying to smoke everybody. It just. I mean, it was fun, but I think this one today will be a big hitter. I really. There's no way it won't be okay.

[Cindy Snapper]

But the cars you did sell the cars, right? I mean the cars did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, which cars?

[Cindy Snapper]

The 1923 cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I only sold two of them.

[Cindy Snapper]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And one of them I'm getting back because we can't prove that it's a 1919 and these customers got to have a 1919 model ambulance from. It's always something, bob. It's always something. And I've got three of those damn ambulance. Like grab the other two, find one with a title, just send it to him, shut him up. Nope, nope, nope, nope. I found an out. I want an out.

[Cindy Snapper]

And foos wound up with which one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Foose Chip some. I don't know. It's sitting in his barn out here.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know what it's called. Some 1920 something Chip wants to make a fire truck out of it.

[Cindy Snapper]

Okay. Neat, neat cars though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Another super ner.

[Announcer]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Well, be right back. My name is john clay wolf by cars on the radio for america's best car buyer. Give me the VIN. VIN number. Give me the VIN.com. we've got five locations on the west coast, by the way. So when you bid, when we bid your car, we've odds are we have somebody near you. Bring it over there and get a check Monday morning, maybe even today if you want to go right now. Giveme the vin.com.

[Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

We're back.

[Announcer]

Back to the john clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com. thanks for making us number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, everybody. Hey new listeners. My name is John claywell. This is john clay wolf show. We are glad and excited to be on your radio station. If there's technical difficulties, please just go to j c w show.com because there has been some satellite feed problems and of course it's going to happen whenever you launch 118 stations without. We thought we'd prepared properly but there are some issues. I just got a thing and this is San Diego's doing nothing but playing commercials. So it's all right.

[Caller/Listener]

It happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been doing this 20 years. What's one week in a screw up? 8008-007238-00800-7234. 800, 800 radio is the live call in number. Hey, Jay leno is going to be on this show in two weeks because I'm going to be doing the show from his garage on July 25th. That'll be fun. This will be my third trip over

[J.D. Ryan]

there to his garage. Yeah. How big is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean probably 10,000. No, probably 200,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jamie.

[John Clay Wolf]

A hundred thousand for sure.

[Cindy Snapper]

It's a big space, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. See, it was hanger.

[J.D. Ryan]

How big is a Walmart? Is that like a hundred grand? 100,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's bigger than a wall. I still. His deal's as big as a Walmart. It's as big as a Sam's Club.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's at Burbank Airport. It's very undeceiving and deceiving, and it's massive. But he's. He's got a lot of cars. He never sells them. I'm gonna try to buy one.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

This must be good. They gave it away as a charity deal for cancer.

[Mike Turley]

Oh, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come sit in with John and Jay at Jay's Garage on his radio show. They auctioned it off at. I forgot the foundation in LA about six months ago. So.

[Cindy Snapper]

Good thing to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Giving back. Giving back and getting to hang out with Jay Leno on the radio is cool stuff. You just lost a listener. What have we got?

[Satan]

You just lost. Lost a listener.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't really have one. We have a Dear John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Dear John.

[Mike Turley]

Sorry it's only seven hours of broadcasting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's get confused here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, this. This actually refers to a story you told when we were on remote. We talked about the BC powder that Bobo snorted. Yeah, this comes from Michelle.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Snorting BC powder is extremely dangerous and ineffective, John. It causes. What does it say? Immediate seizure and possible damage to your nasal passages. Let's see here. What else?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I can tell you, not a good love.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do love the show, but I think that's a terrible thing you made Bobbo do. We didn't make him do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't make it do. He wanted it.

[Mike Turley]

He want to hear the clip again of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure. Yeah, Bob, you gonna do that? Are you gonna do that BC powder? You're gonna keep everybody waiting. I want to buy it. I do want to buy it.

[Cindy Snapper]

And if you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're sure it's safe, I'll get it. But go to givemetheven.com. what city are you in right now?

[Caller/Listener]

Burns.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that hurt?

[Cindy Snapper]

It hurts so bad. But hey, you know what? Nobody had any seizures, and it went away after a couple of days. And it takes colossal nuts to pull a stunt like that on live radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ladies, did you know that Azteca Stadium, where the game was played last weekend, where England won. They won with Viagra.

[Cindy Snapper]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's at 73. The Mexican Stadium for soccer is at 7,300ft above sea level, which is like Aspen, Colorado. That's tall, that's thin blood, that's 25% less oxygen way up there. So people that come there typically lose because the Mexicans are. Are acclimated to the altitude. When I say Mexicans, I feel like it's racial term. Isn't that ridiculous? Like it's how you say it? The Hispanics.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Hispanics. But they're used to it.

[Caller/Listener]

You're right.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what they did to blood dope themselves. The English took Viagra, which opens capillaries.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And gets them the blood flowing better. You do you call bs? Yeah, they did you think they just wanted boners?

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. No, they did beat juice is what their big thing. They did that same effect to give

[J.D. Ryan]

you a nitrous oxide.

[Mike Turley]

Correct. Not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not Viagra.

[Cindy Snapper]

I don't doubt that they will use Viagra though, because they're so intelligent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's kicking.

[Cindy Snapper]

This is an actual. This is an actual soccer club.

[J.D. Ryan]

Soccer.

[Cindy Snapper]

The way we play football. Pardon me, is football.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Cindy Snapper]

England is such a. As a national team and we've got lots of regionals about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Sure.

[Cindy Snapper]

Mexico didn't have a chance now. I was there. Oh, right. You wouldn't think they have sky boxes. They had more like sky cabanas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice.

[Cindy Snapper]

And the women, the Mexican women at the game were wonderful.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

I brought five home with me.

[Mike Turley]

Wow.

[Cindy Snapper]

And I had to hide them in a cabana of my own.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet you did.

[Cindy Snapper]

Or my wife will kill me. So I put him on payroll as babysitters for my marmosette. My little monkey.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

His name is Elton. Of course, I named him after Elton John, but you should hear him sing Mona Lisa's and Mad Hat. It's beautiful. England rules, mate.

[Mike Turley]

They're gonna win tonight.

[Caller/Listener]

Rock roll.

[Cindy Snapper]

They're gonna win tonight. And again tonight after party is gonna be fantastic. So, Mike, I plan to be there. And I. I'm bringing my mama's.

[Mike Turley]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many teams are left in this soccer deal?

[Mike Turley]

Well, there's four. That. There's actually six teams. There's six. I'm sorry, let me reset here. Four teams are playing today. Norway versus England at 4 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Mike Turley]

And then Argentina versus Switzerland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tonight.

[Mike Turley]

Tonight. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so.

[Mike Turley]

And then Spain is already advanced. And who was the other team that already advanced to? Somebody that's yelling soccer fanatics out there. Spain versus.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if they took Viagra in case they got hurt on the field. They have a handle to grab them from and just get them right off.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah. So yes, Spain and France are playing the semifinals. I was trying to avoid that joke, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't know it was coming?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we kind of felt something was coming. We just didn't know what it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm coming.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop.

[Cindy Snapper]

He's glutton for surprise.

[Mike Turley]

Golly. But yes. Yeah, that's. There's big games tonight for the semifinals, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So should I go to the Rush concert with my son or should I go and should I stay home and watch the games?

[Mike Turley]

No. Go to Rush.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hell, yeah. Go Rush.

[Mike Turley]

You're not a soccer fan?

[John Clay Wolf]

The new drummer's badass. The chick, she's doing a good Neil. Per Pierce or part. Whatever.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah. She's phenomenal. Yeah.

[Mike Turley]

How long has she been playing with him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Five minutes.

[Mike Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And she's nailing it. The reviews are out. They're great now.

[Mike Turley]

Weren't they not showing up at certain venues?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they canceled a couple of dates, so this was. I was supposed to go last Tuesday. And Getty Lee, they let him out of the nursing home, but his vocal cords weren't right.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not true.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's happened as you get older, man, look at Aerosmith.

[Mike Turley]

I mean, look at Dream Out.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? You can only scream like that so long.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huey Lewis can't even hear anymore.

[Mike Turley]

So he just. He wasn't ready, basically.

[Cindy Snapper]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh.

[Cindy Snapper]

He actually said in an interview this week that music is no longer a part of my life. It's just too, too painful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huey said this or Rush.

[Cindy Snapper]

Huey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huey Lewis.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why is he ever popular? Huey Lewis, I mean, come on.

[Cindy Snapper]

They're just so. They're just so cool. They got that Tommy and the Shondell's original.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'm embarrassed that I used to listen to that stuff.

[Mike Turley]

I was gonna say that was right in your wheelhouse, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm embarrassed that I actually played that.

[Mike Turley]

This right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it sucks.

[Mike Turley]

It was so all over the place in the 80s.

[Cindy Snapper]

I mean, you suck. S T Release Lewis, the news kid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude.

[Mike Turley]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

You're just off by a few years, I'm telling you. That's precisely what the seventh grade sounded like.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're as bad as. Who were the Australians? Men at Work.

[Mike Turley]

Men at Work.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of the same vibe.

[Mike Turley]

I like Men at Work better than this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Cindy Snapper]

Oh, you both suck.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Cindy Snapper]

Too bad.

[Announcer]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

West coast, you're up next. You're the only one left in the seven hour run of show today. That's a lot of show. That's a lot of show. And we really never ran out of material. And we're still not. And guys that want to see the video go to John Clay Wolfer, go to JCW show and you can click the video button and we've got this barn find car thing out of Arkansas. I'm excited to see it because I remember when I did it a month ago and we've edited the hell out of it. I want to make sure that it turned out well. So west coast, hang tight. I got another hour for you and we will see you next Saturday as well. Everybody else across the country, Albuquerque, New Mexico, good morning Seattle. Glad to be here. Omaha, Nebraska. That's what you're all about. That's why we're here. That's the power of love.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the power of love.

[Cindy Snapper]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemetheven.com join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next time you feeling it might make you mad, baby.

[Caller/Listener]

Out.