#363 John Clay Wolfe Show 07.18.26

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #363 (07.18.26)

Summary & Highlights

Overview

On this lively episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, John Clay Wolfe and his regular cast take listeners through their signature mix of car talk, wild stories, edgy humor, and irreverent social commentary—peppered by listener call-ins from across America. Episode #363 aired on July 18, 2026, traversing car valuations, classic rock, drug test hacks, political rants, and outrageous on-air bits. This episode also spotlights the show’s national syndication growth, with calls and events from Miami to New York to LA.

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Major Segments & Discussion Points

1. Gender, Perfume, and Cologne: The Opener

• Main theme: Gender stereotypes, cologne/perfume, relationship banter, and first call-ins.
• Highlights:
  • John’s wife asks, “Do gay men wear women's perfume?” sparking playful speculation.
  • [01:07] John reveals his wife's quip as he leaves the house: “Who are you putting that cologne on for?”
  • Discussion turns to gift-giving, ex-wives and finances.
  • Quote (John Clay Wolfe, 01:44):

    "Who are you putting that on for?...and you, baby. I wear cologne every once in a while. I mean, kind of a lot. So what?"

2. Lesbians & Cologne: A Wichita Caller

• [03:26] Mike from Wichita calls in: “Lesbians wear cologne. Men's cologne. My stepdaughter is a lesbian and I get her cologne every year for Christmas.”
• John and the crew riff on gender, presentation, and social perception.

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3. Pop Culture & Music: Tom Cruise at World Cup, Dave Matthews Story

• [05:00] News update: Post Malone headlining the World Cup, music lineup including Jennifer Hudson, Robbie Williams, and a surprise—Tom Cruise.
• [05:23] A clip plays of Tom Cruise doing a Dave Matthews impression, sparking an impromptu jam.
  • “You got your ball, you got your chain...” (John as Tom Cruise, 06:16)
• [06:51] John shares a story about helping introduce Dave Matthews Band to Texas in the '90s—how he booked the band for his bar after seeing them in Nantucket, and they quickly outgrew the venue.
  • “We booked Dave Matthews when nobody knew who he was in Texas. I leased out the Bomb Factory, sold out in five minutes." (John Clay Wolfe, 08:54)

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4. Car Lightning Round – Live Call-In Appraisals

• Ongoing throughout the show, listeners call in for live car appraisals—everything from a 2006 Mini Cooper with a dead clutch (13:00), to classic Porsches, Humvees, Duesenbergs, Firebirds, Tundras, and Ferraris.
• John delivers rapid-fire market advice and sometimes brutal assessments:
  • “That’s not what I was envisioning when I said a Ferrari in Manhattan...” (17:51)
  • “For a 2005 T-Bird with 31,000 miles…that’s an $11k car, not $35k.” (175:34)

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5. Social & Political Banter: Trump, China, and Conspiracy Calls

• [23:22] News: Trump claims China compromised U.S. election data; crew jokes about conspiracies, polling places, and ramen shops as voting booths.
  • “Do you believe it’s conspiracy or fact on election meddling?” (John Clay Wolfe, 25:50)
• [26:30] Callers weigh in from South Carolina, Pennsylvania, Connecticut, debating “rigged elections,” Roy Cohn, historical election fraud, and Trump’s mental state.
  • “I just want to say, my belief is without question, this man learned from a guy...Roy Cohn.” (William, Greenwich, 29:11)

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6. Weed, Drugs, and Classic Rock Tales

• [31:55] Humorous segment on wildfire smoke and the wish it was “a giant bonfire of dope.”
• “Have you ever smoked weed at a concert?” crew confessions lead to more drug stories.
• [45:59] William Shatner’s “heavy metal” song debut, “Rage.” The crew rates it, and recalls Shatner’s “Mr. Tambourine Man.”
  • “If he hadn’t been on Star Trek, nobody would even know who he is.” (Co-host, 47:26)

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7. Listener Stories: Life, Work & On-the-Street America

• Escalator technician in New York calls, revealing overtime life and high cost of living in Westchester (13:43).
• Kidney nutritionist celebrating new job calls in (11:34).
• Education, trades, and mechanics: John urges young listeners to consider diesel mechanics as an “AI-proof” career (21:44).
  • “Diesel mechanics are few and far between...that’s a job AI won’t replace.” (John, 22:21)
• Mechanic recruiting in St. Louis: “If you’re a classic car mechanic, email me. You’ll be fixing nothing but Jags!” (86:01, 143:13)

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8. Comedy & Impressions: Celebrity Call-Ins, Parody, and Skits

• “Tracy Morgan” calls in for a music request and sex party story. Hilarious, edgy, offbeat. (96:19-99:18).
  • “You know it’s a party when all you see is buttholes and toes.” (Tracy Morgan, 97:30)
• “Eddie Vedder” parody on explosive diarrhea and Taco Bell (178:22+).
• Ongoing barbs about spelling, rural roots (“male” vs. “mail”), and homeschooled producers.
• “Keith Richards” on heroin use, “Don’t shoot it!” (32:19)
• Classic accidental-insult gags: “She’s glowing...she looks pregnant. Wait, she wasn’t.” (127:15)
• “Mail from Jail” reading: heartfelt/prisonly advice, “I’m not gay, but $20 worth of crack is $20 worth of crack.” (204:01)

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9. The Show Goes Multi-City: Syndication & East Coast Traffic

• Regular shout-outs to new and legacy syndication markets: New York, Philly, LA, Seattle, Portland, Iowa, Detroit.
• [75:04] Veteran NYC traffic reporter Christina Lang does live traffic banter, describes soccer-induced city shutdown.
• Debate over East Coast vs. Texas cost-of-living realities, radio rivalries, Howard Stern’s current status.
  • “They want to keep me down. Last week I already got my hand slapped.” (John, 79:47)

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10. News You Can (Sort of) Use: Diarrhea Parasite Epidemic, Drug Test Hacks

• Outbreak of “explosive diarrhea” from lettuce parasite, especially at Taco Bell. Listeners call in to share grisly details and home remedies.
  • [187:23] “Three weeks, man...started taking Ivermectin.” (Roy, Baton Rouge)
  • [211:13] Imodium Extra Strength as “game changer”
• [105:20+] How to fake a drug test: tales from SMU football, headshop juice, Sure Gel, and the “Whizzinator.”

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11. Cars, Auctions, and the Business

• Constant thread: On-air car appraisals, collector car negotiations with American Pickers’ Rob Wolfe, classic car anecdotes, calls from flippers and true car lovers.
• [150:41] Plug for Rob Wolfe’s “Rust Belt Americana” event (August), classic cars bought & sold, “fast pay equals long time friend.” (153:09)
• [135:30] Upcoming classic car auction, and rundown of profits, losses, and dealer hustles:
  • “‘You know how you learn what those Vettes are worth? You lose your ass.’” (146:25)

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12. Classic Rock Talk: Rush, Yes, and Being a 'Dork' Fan

• [36:46+] John recounts seeing Rush with his son, raves about Neil Peart's successor Anika Nilles.
• Audience costumes, unexpected superfans, and the “dork” subculture of Rush followers.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

1. On Women's Perfume & Gender Roles:
   “Do gay men wear women’s perfume? My wife asked me that.” – John, [00:25]

2. On Dave Matthews Band's Texas Debut:
   “We booked Dave Matthews when nobody knew who he was in Texas. Leased out the Bomb Factory, sold out in five minutes.” – John, [08:54]

3. On Classic Car Sales:
   “For a 2005 T-Bird...that’s an $11,000 car, not $35,000.” – John, [175:34]

4. On Prison & Drugs (Mail from Jail):
   “I’m not gay, but $20 worth of crack is $20 worth of crack.” – “Steve Ruggieri,” [204:01]

5. On the Secret to Dealer Mentality:
   “Dealers are just angle, angle, angle...beat up people who live a life of lies. And I’m a snake handler.” – John, [61:31–61:47]

6. On Political Media & Immigration:
   “Are you surprised I’m not offended in Washington? There’s normal people up there.” – John, [208:28–208:32]

7. On Explosive Diarrhea:
   “Three weeks, man. I started taking Ivermectin.” – Roy from Baton Rouge, [187:34]
   “Imodium Extra Strength, game changer.” – Melissa from Edinburg, [211:13]

8. On Buying & Selling:
   “Confucius say, fast pay equals long time friend.” – John, [153:09]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment or Quote | |-----------|--------------------------------------------------| | 00:25 | "Do gay men wear women’s perfume?" | | 06:16 | Tom Cruise as Dave Matthews impression | | 08:54 | Booking Dave Matthews Band in Texas | | 13:00 | Mini Cooper Lightning Round | | 21:44 | Careers in mechanics and trade | | 23:22 | Trump, China, and politics | | 31:55 | Wildfires & "Dopesmoke" | | 45:59 | William Shatner heavy metal song | | 86:01 | Mechanic wanted in St. Louis | | 96:19 | Tracy Morgan "calls in" | | 127:15 | Accidental insults (“You look pregnant!”) | | 135:30 | Classic car auction plug | | 143:13 | Mechanic recruiting horror stories | | 175:34 | T-Bird pricing reality check | | 178:22 | “Eddie Vedder”/Taco Bell parasite parody | | 187:23 | Real callers with the diarrhea parasite | | 204:01 | “Mail from Jail” letter, crack confession |

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Overall Show Tone & Takeaways

Down-to-earth, irreverent, sharp, and often outrageous, the show relishes its blend of blue-collar honesty, car dealership candor, and boundary-pushing comedy. The banter is fast-paced, unscripted, sometimes controversial, and deeply audience-driven, with the phone lines open for everything from collector car values to the symptoms of a fast-food parasite outbreak.

For new listeners:
Expect a wild ride through Americana—cars, classic rock, bold opinions, wild stories, unforgettable callers, and the best and weirdest of weekend morning radio.

Hosts & Regular Contributors:

• John Clay Wolfe – host, car dealer, storyteller, provocateur
• Co-hosts/JD, AO, Christina Lang, others – news, traffic, comic foils, impressions

Listener Invitation:
Want to sell your vehicle (junk or exotic)? Call in, get a dose of reality—and possibly a check the same day.
Just need to laugh? Tune in for the stories, the impressions, and the chaos.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by Gimmethevin.com From coast to Coast, the number one weekend morning show in America. Heard in Miami, Washington, D.C. houston, Dallas, Nashville, Pittsburgh, Charlotte, Orlando, Cincinnati, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin, and broadcasting to the rest of the world@john claywolf.com

do gay men wear women's perfume? My wife asked me that the other day.

[Co-host/Producer]

They may wear it, but they'll never date it.

It's a hell of a question.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a hell of a question. And then the lesbians wear men's cologne. 800-817-34. 800, 800 radio.

[Caller/Guest]

And we're off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, really.

[Co-host/Producer]

But these are questions that need to be answered.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are questions.

[Co-host/Producer]

Quite aware.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've thought about a lot of things on the spectrum and maybe I'm on the spectrum a little bit, but I've never thought of that. What do you think?

[Co-host/Producer]

I have no absolute clue, first of all, where this came from.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife asked me.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay, but where did it come from in her mind?

[John Clay Wolf]

First, she's pretty funny. Yeah. Okay. She just says random stuff.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay, that's random.

[Caller/Guest]

That's pretty random.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

I'm going to guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll tell you what. What brought it up? Yesterday morning, I'm leaving the house wearing Chanel number five. And.

[Co-host/Producer]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I put on cologne.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That she bought me. Bought for me, Purchased for me.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when I'm leaving, she's like, who are you putting that on for?

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, jeez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you putting that on for? And you, baby. I was like, I wear a cologne every once in a while. I mean, kind of a lot. So what?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Co-host/Producer]

Who are you showering for? Why are you combing your hair?

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you coming here? Why brush your teeth?

[Co-host/Producer]

Why do you brush your teeth?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know why that's.

[Co-host/Producer]

That smell.

It struck me so funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But it just. It just. It just brought up this whole cologne conversation.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she wants me to buy her some expensive perfume.

[Co-host/Producer]

Sure. Sure. And that's. You really should.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, thank you.

[Co-host/Producer]

You. I mean, come on, you gotta do that. Get on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because she said it's too expensive for her to buy.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she needs it as a gift. But I'll give her this. She's pretty low maintenance.

[Co-host/Producer]

Is she?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, dude. Oh, God. I mean, my ex wife.

[Co-host/Producer]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

A was expensive.

[Co-host/Producer]

I bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet the good news is she was carrying her own bag, right? A lot.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because her old man had a little something so she had a monthly allowance set up in a trust.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, that money is for you to go spend on yourself.

[Co-host/Producer]

Knock it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

What a problem solver, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, like, we would have gotten divorced earlier than we did had that not been the setup, the first one.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because women can be expensive.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yes. Low maintenance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike in Wichita, Kansas. Okay, good.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I can, I can. 100%. Lesbians wear cologne.

[John Clay Wolf]

Men's cologne. How do you know? You don't sound like a lesbian.

[Caller/Guest]

No, my stepdaughter is a lesbian, and I get her cologne every year for Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

And does she thank you or does she take offense?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old. How old is she?

[Caller/Guest]

She's 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. On a scale of 1 to 10. And I know it's your stepdaughter, so it's like you can't say that, but. But you can, you know, tell us,

[Caller/Guest]

like, she's a butch lesbian. Okay.

[Co-host/Producer]

Answered that, didn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

So that's a two or three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, it's just depending. I, I. Beauty's not the beer holder. Well, and, and does she live with y'?

[Caller/Guest]

All? She's not overweight or, or anything like that. And wear flannel shirts, but she's just like. She just dresses like a boy. Yeah, well, which isn't attractive for most,

[John Clay Wolf]

but that's not what she's trying to be attractive for, so it doesn't matter. But I'm glad that you. She might think you're a butch stepdad. I'm just trying to. Yeah, probably just point, counterpoint. I'm just taking up for her side. I said the way you said she don't even. The way you said butch was just

[Caller/Guest]

so dry that I think that's the right term.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go look up and call us back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's in the news, J.D.

[Co-host/Producer]

we got post Malone. He's going to headline the World cup final closing ceremonies on Sunday. This is going to be a big deal. Actually got Jennifer Hudson's there, Robbie Williams, several others. And this is an odd addition to the musical lineup. Tom Cruise. People are saying, what in the world is. Yeah. Tom Cruise going to do? Well, you do remember he did sing you never close your eyes anymore in Top Gun. Remember that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Co-host/Producer]

He also did a little Instagram post about a year ago. Cut, number nine. Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I do all my own stunts, obviously. I also do my own music, and people are surprised that I'm a big Dave Matthews.

[Christina Lang]

Guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of women's cologne,

[Caller/Guest]

Of course, I

[John Clay Wolf]

don't sing as good as him, but I could probably beat him up in a fight.

[Co-host/Producer]

I could beat him up in a fight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that really him?

[Co-host/Producer]

I would write, that's really Tom Cruise.

Yeah, that's not bad.

That was not bad at all, really.

I mean, this is Dave right here. It had that cadence.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was Tom Cruise.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, it really was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you start it over?

[Caller/Guest]

That's really.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I do all my own stunts.

[Co-host/Producer]

Obviously, I searched a deal and he did, like, a lip sync with Jimmy Fallon. But this is actual singing.

[Caller/Guest]

A big Dave Matthews guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got your ball, you got your chain tight.

Too many.

Tight, tight. Have you ever seen Dave Matthews, like, get into his groove when he starts, like, really grooving, like, being kind of weird, like a Grateful Dead dance?

[Co-host/Producer]

No.

Yeah. I've been to many Dave shows.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's really no reason for him to come that unhinged on that type of music. It's like he's over. Yes. Like, that kind of very good comparison.

[Co-host/Producer]

He's feeling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it.

[Co-host/Producer]

But you can overdo it. Joe Cocker overdid it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm in Nantucket, Massachusetts, 1993. Friend of mine visiting my folks. They stayed up here a lot because they're from Connecticut and 93.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

These friends of mine said, we need to go to the Muse tonight and watch this band. They're great. They play on the east coast to colleges and stuff. And, like.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I go with them, and we get to this bar, and there's a big bus outside. So I guess they took the bus over on the ferry.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And watch this act. They're great. Grabbed their cd, took it back to Texas, put it on the jukebox at my bar. I'm in college at the time, and I had a bar. Good morning, New York City.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're like, what? It's Dave Matthews. Right. Remember two things. Put it on the jukebox. Played a few songs because it was a complete new audience in Texas at the TCU campus. Nobody ever heard Dave Matthews. So I'm playing some songs to see if it burns in. And it caught on. And then the kids started going over and selecting that song.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

In those. That album.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean, it really caught on. And, like, who's this and where you get this? And they start calling, and so we're booking bands. I call Frank Riley at Monterey Peninsula artist and say, frank, you need to book Dave Matthews through Texas. And he said, john, Dave Matthews Is just like Fish. They're the hardest working band on the East Coast. They'll never be more than a regional act. They're never coming to Texas. So about. Hello, six months later, he called me and said, hey, Dave Matthews wants to come to Texas. And so I booked him for my room. And by the time they got. So I had the date and Dallas, Fort Worth. And by the time they got here, they were too big for our room, so I had to switch it and I leased out the bomb factory.

[Co-host/Producer]

I remember it very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Deep Ellum.

[Co-host/Producer]

Deep Ellum.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that sold out in five minutes.

[Co-host/Producer]

Wow, you got really ahead of the curve there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Ahead of the wave. And it was all because of men's cologne. No, it wasn't men's cologne, really, but.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay, if you say so in your mind, if that's how it worked.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, it was. It was. But it was just so funny to hear his pitch, how they were just, you know, there will never be a national. Like, isn't there a Dave Matthews channel on SiriusXM?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

I mean, he's got a big catalog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he the Pink Floyd of that. That's a bad comparison.

[Co-host/Producer]

Let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me change that out. Who is he comparing?

[Co-host/Producer]

Grateful Deadish type. Like he's got that kind of following. Following. Not the same type of music. There's a. He's a jam band, right? Yeah, it's that type of following. There's a lot. There's no cologne in that audience, I can tell you that. I've been there many of times that.

Right?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

No cologne there.

[Caller/Guest]

Air free.

[Co-host/Producer]

No cologne tour.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Fish still doing their thing?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, that's. Yeah, that bill would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would build that.

[Co-host/Producer]

Would there be a lot of weed there? Yeah, that bill. And again, no cologne.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever smoked weed at a concert?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yes, of course. Why you have to be at a Dave Matthews show that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you go talk to the HR lady on Monday? I didn't know this. This changes everything.

[Co-host/Producer]

Changes everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything. And we will be right back. Good morning, New York City. Q104. We'll be right back with the Lightning round. And what the lightning round is, is where you call in with your car. Because this show is brought to you by America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheVin.com and you've got a call in to sell us. Sell me the host, your car. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio corvettes, jeeps, Mercedes, Junkers, Ferraris. If you got a Ferrari sitting in the parking garage in Manhattan that you're paying $3,000 a month for for the spot and you're tired of it and you're 68 or 78 or 88 years old. It's just sitting there. Even if it doesn't start, I'll buy it. Call in 800-800-7234. Got a transport service right on the other side of the bridge. We can pick it up. Connecticut. Go up there all the time. Get them. Jersey. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is john clay wolf and I hang on real quick. Tommy in astoria, New york. What do you got real quick?

[Caller/Guest]

Hi, I just want to give a shout out from astoria and said that I love the butch lesbian comment that we have to love everyone the same. And I'm also celebrating my new job as a kidney nutritionist in New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Thank you. Tommy in new york, do you have a Ferrari sitting in the parking garage in New York city?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't. I have a junkie 2010 Yaris. If you want one of those.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And if you have something you like to call in with right now, call in 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Yes, it's live. Yes, it's 7:10 or 7:15 in the morning. Saturday morning. We're here calling right now. 800, 800 radio. Average, rough, clean year, make, model, miles. We'll be right back after this song.

Now back to the John clay wolf show presented by Kim.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John clay wolf show.

Mini Cooper. Danbo, are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. What have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 2006 Mini Cooper. 104,000 miles. It's five speed and the clutch has gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how long has it been parked?

[Caller/Guest]

Four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you drive now?

[Caller/Guest]

My personal car. I got a 2019 Mini Countryman.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's all that noise in the background? Is that the clutch rattling potholes?

[Caller/Guest]

No, this is my work van. I'm driving to work and it's just the roads in New York are horrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you? Where in New York are you?

[Caller/Guest]

I live just outside. I live in westchester, but I work in the city, so. So the car. The car is in osatine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. I mean, are those the shelves rattling in the background? Is that what I'm hearing?

[Caller/Guest]

That's what you're hearing yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what do you drive? Like Saturday morning, you're in your work van. What are you going to go work on?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm on call for all the escalators. My company takes care of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Does the mob, does the mob control the escalator concessions in, in the city? The corporations do same thing, maybe worse. Maybe worse.

[Caller/Guest]

My company, my company was number three worldwide. They just bought the number four company. Now they're the number one company. And the number two company's now pushed down to number three, and they're not happy about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what do they pay an escalator technician? And do you get double? Do you get overtime on Saturdays?

[Caller/Guest]

I do get overtime on Saturdays, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like an escalator technician that has to commute into the city. We're in Texas. I don't know if you know that. So I'm asking this sincerely. I'm not trying to be a smart ass. Like a working man's job doing what you're doing, what's that bring home a year?

[Caller/Guest]

I work a lot overtime. I've been doing it for 40 years. So, you know, I make. I make good six figures, like a buck 20. My best year was 200.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, and does that cover. Does that, does that cover everything or does that keep it, you know, living up there? Does that leave you money? Left over a little bit.

[Caller/Guest]

But, you know, the gentleman from Connecticut knows how expensive Westchester county is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, I hear you.

[Caller/Guest]

Where are you? Sit here in Dallas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah, I mean, the show is nationwide and my mom, she's buried up in the. In Greenwich in the Greenwich cemetery.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, so live anywhere near White Rock Lake?

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to go to school right

[Caller/Guest]

there when I was a kid. I lived right off of the Creek bar to White Rock Lake. I was in fourth grade and we used to have these ice storms that would cover everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Well, I. Back to your Mini Cooper. So you know what it takes to fix things because you could fix this yourself if you can fix escalators. And you could fix those shelves in the back too, if you wanted to, but I mean.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I just need more stuff to put on them. It's a new van I just started with this company.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you, will you fix it for me or. I need to only. I can only give you. I can only give you a thousand bucks for that car unless you can get it fixed.

[Caller/Guest]

I understand. Because the clutch repair is. I would take a thousand, but you definitely would have to flatbed it because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then go to givemetheven.com. load it in. Tell them I bought it from you for 1000. Is the paint okay?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a city car. It needs a little touch up on the exterior.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm seeing the visual in my head now from my new friend in New York in Westchester. And I think the whole thing's faded. I think the paint's gone rust. Is that.

[Caller/Guest]

It's not. It's not. It's not. Well, it's not completely faded.

[Christina Lang]

I mean, it is.

[Caller/Guest]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're somewhere between. We're between 500 and 1,000. Get me some pictures.

[Caller/Guest]

Pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get it picked up. I will come pick it up. Because you know what it cost me? You know what it cost me to send a flatbed to you? Right. A lot hell is this, but. Well, I mean, you're a service guy. You're running around. If I wanted. If I wanted you to come, if you're driving a wrecker, what would it cost to go pick it up? 400, 500 up there?

[Caller/Guest]

A lot. I don't know. That's not. That's not my.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but you're a smart guy. You know what it costs.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm sure it costs probably just to pick it up in that mileage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. i'll get it picked up.

[Christina Lang]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Danbo. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars. Cheap little junk cars. This morning on the radio for America's best car buyer. That is far from a Ferrari. A yeah. 30 year old Ferrari sitting in a parking garage in Manhattan. That was not what I was envisioning when I threw my. When I cast my bait out into the ocean.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, that's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's fine. We love everybody.

[Co-host/Producer]

And man, did you give a lot for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be right back. An epidemic is sweeping across our once

[Caller/Guest]

great nation and its name.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

Obviously, I'm transgender.

[Co-host/Producer]

Relax.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not happy about it either. I wasn't even supposed to be on this show.

[Co-host/Producer]

But then Mamdani got elected and

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's required now. One per show. It's. It's crazy. Of course.

[Co-host/Producer]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't even trans two weeks ago. I was smashing like you guys.

Right?

Yeah, I know, right? We had some good times, didn't we? Give me the vet.

The John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. 800, 800 radio. Check out the [e-mail].

morning, everybody. Good morning, New York. It is early. Get your ass up. Get to work. For the People living the dream that's just rolling out of that chick's bed. It's about time to head on home.

[Co-host/Producer]

Find your way home, baby Go back

[John Clay Wolf]

to your wife and kids Find your way back Find your way back to your wife and kids. DJ Lockjaw. We. We have a friend in the studio named DJ Lockjaw. And DJ I. What is like, is TMJ where your jaw locks up? Because I've been having a little oddity lately where my jaw is feeling weird. Oh, yeah, you got it,

[Co-host/Producer]

Y'.

[Caller/Guest]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you get it? Oh, hey, you get to you today. You got parasite,

[Co-host/Producer]

parasite diarrhea.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I'm saying? I do know what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah. So do you have any new raps for us or you need a beat or anything?

[Co-host/Producer]

Give you a beat if you want to hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want. Oh, I always want to hear it, but do you need a beat? I don't know what you're saying. What can I take when. When my jaw starts locking up? You could take. Or you smoke a big old blunt. Smoke a big old blunt. Thank you, DJ Lockjaw. Holla.

[Co-host/Producer]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, homeschool. Are you there, homeschool? Kyle?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you're writing what's coming up next on the stream, make sure you check your spelling.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, I didn't notice that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I know that you're from a rural town and you're a little bit. You're homeschooled in the illiteracy. Does it run rampant in your family? No, we're good. Okay. Cuz male is M A I L, not M A. I understand if you throw. If you script a. A hard word, but this. That's not a hard word.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, it was just a misclick.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you going. You know, and this is what I get from saving a buck and hiring a junior in high school.

[Co-host/Producer]

He's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you.

Are you gonna be a senior this year?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you gonna do after high school?

[Co-host/Producer]

Either trade school or, I don't know, something.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of trade school? Something with tech.

[Co-host/Producer]

Like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thinking you're such a good mechanic, if you want to make money, be a diesel mechanic. I'm telling you the truth. Diesel mechanics are few and far between. You know, all these Power Strokes and Cummins trucks and all these diesel trucks up and down the road. Those guys like that are like a level 3 diesel tech at a dealership. They get paid. I don't know, is it $50 a flag hour?

[Co-host/Producer]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. And that's A job that AI won't replace.

[Co-host/Producer]

Well, AI doesn't build itself either.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't build the infrastructure it runs on. It doesn't do any of it. And that's a. I mean, I've just watched your technical skills. When we have mechanical issues that can't get cracked, we grab the kid and he knocks it out half the time. See, you've already got it in your bones. That's my suggestion. So for whatever it's worth, maybe. Okay, thank you. Learn how to spell when you're in. When. When you're in trade school. Take a spelling class on the side.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right. 800-800-7234.

[Co-host/Producer]

For those folks that don't know, that'[e-mail] where you can watch the actual stream and see where misspellings happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so we. We have cameras in the studio and we stream it live on [e-mail] and that's how this works. Been doing it for a minute, JD Evening news. Many news. Oh, yeah, we do that in New York City.

[Co-host/Producer]

New York City, they love events. They love the President Trump, don't they? During Thursday's primetime address that only a couple of networks actually carried, President Trump said the White House has posted documents on its website whitehouse.gov that claims they are previously classified documents exposing who exactly was in the middle of the 2020 election and who got, you know, 2024 election anyway. Who might be responsible for the election interference. Cut number two, Michael. The documents show that the People's Republic

[Caller/Guest]

of China carried out what is believed

[Co-host/Producer]

to be the largest compromise of election data in history over a period of years starting during the 2020 election cycle. Compounding the travesty, members of the deep state, very, very famous group of people, many cases in our intelligence agency work to actively suppress and downplay information about the extent of China's sinister election meddling.

Wow. So mainly China.

Yeah, China.

Well, that's refreshing.

China did it. Okay, China.

What'd they do?

Interfered with the election coverage.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got him elected.

[Co-host/Producer]

And they got him elected.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, don't vote there.

[Co-host/Producer]

They tapped.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. We got the Chinese news update real quick. I see where you're going. Where?

[Co-host/Producer]

Going to pouring price polling place. Don't vote there.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[Co-host/Producer]

Where, where, where should I vote?

[John Clay Wolf]

You should vote at Tom Poppies. Tom Poppies.

[Co-host/Producer]

Tom Poppies.

What is that?

That's real place on the corner.

Oh, it's on the place on the corner. That's where we should go.

You get ramen?

Get ramen.

Beautiful afternoon, dirty, mountainous.

But it's not an official voting place, is it?

It tastes good for your mouth.

Okay? Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And you vote.

[Co-host/Producer]

I want you vote there.

[Caller/Guest]

You can vote.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'd like to hear from you. Do you think for real that there's election meddling? Do you think it's manipulated? I want to hear it from you. 800-800-7234. Yeah, we're live. 800, 800 radio. If you can't spell out 800800 radio on your phone, then you shouldn't be allowed to vote. Unless you're blind. Unless you're blind, then that's different. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. Isn't that fair?

[Co-host/Producer]

That's very fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to be fair.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear from you. Do you believe that it's conspiracy or fact on the election meddling? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio will be right back after this song. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is John Clay Wolf Show. Good morning, New York City.

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Now, John Clay Wolf.

[Caller/Guest]

Morning, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we left a moment ago, we were just talking about Trump, talking about China rigging elections. I was wanting to hear from you guys about do you think the election rigging, digital election rigging or social media influence election rigging is real? Ryan, you know, asked you to call in. Ryan, are you in South Carolina or you in New York?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. South Kakalaki, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

South Kakalaki.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So our elections rigged?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. I think they are. I think they're, they're manipulated enough to where it needs to be investigated. People need to go to jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Star in Pennsylvania, where are you listening to us from?

[Christina Lang]

From Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not on in Pittsburgh yet. That's the next hour.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, well, I'm here.

[Christina Lang]

I hear you.

[Caller/Guest]

I got you on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're watching us on the stream. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. So our WDVE listeners, how we must have met you, star.

[Christina Lang]

And I love your share. Jcw. I'm glad you're on. And I gotta tell you, that poor soul we have down in Washington, D.C. running our country is really mentally disturbed.

[Caller/Guest]

He'll never get over losing the election

[Christina Lang]

after only four years.

[Caller/Guest]

And it's sad. It's sad. But he's hurting. His brain is screwed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think he and Melania still have Sex? Seriously? Well, I mean, she's a pretty tall drink of water. I mean, if he's getting a. If he's getting to hit that twice a week, then we might be all the ones that are mentally disturbed because he's got something figured out that we don't.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, that guy who's just never going to forget this now, John in Kansas City. Hey, have you ever seen that movie Games in New York?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Leonardo DiCaprio?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, the election scene in that movie is. That's how elections have been in this country ever since

[John Clay Wolf]

Lyndon Johnson proved that. Did you ever see the. The rigging he did in Texas?

[Caller/Guest]

LBJ, he told the rigging they did in 1960 for Kennedy. I mean. Yeah, it's been. Just been like that forever, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it China back then, William? And where do you live, William?

[Caller/Guest]

Greenwich, Connecticut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Stanford area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning. I just want to say, my belief is without question, this man learned from a guy who was a very famous lawyer many years ago by the name of Roy Cohn. He was the attorney in the McCarthy hearings. And his motto is, never admit anything that's going to hurt you. And this man, our president, has, in my opinion, followed his creed, Roy Cohen's creed, to the nth degree. And that, for me, always explains everything. When he was first running, he would say, where's my Roy Cone? Well, there it is. I don't know how many people listening know of Roy cone, but it's spelled C O H N. And they could look him up. He was the attorney on the McCarthy hearings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you, William. Thank you for calling. There was muddling.

[Co-host/Producer]

I really like the actor that played him in that movie, the Apprentice. He was on. What was it called, man? The big HBO show with the rich guys. Little McCaulkin Jr. Oh, secession. Yeah, yeah. Succession.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. That's the. I'm sorry, I need to just plug it in there. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yep. Phones are live. We're live. Secession.

[Co-host/Producer]

The TV show, Succession. Remember the old guy, you know, and he's trying to decide who's gonna get

[John Clay Wolf]

the money, take it.

[Co-host/Producer]

Take the company when he dies.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Rupert Murdoch characters, who that is.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what they shaped it around.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

He's got the daughter and the two sons and Little. Who's the other McCulkin kid, Culkin.

He won an Oscar.

He did, yeah. Yeah. Love that show, Succession. I think I've seen it three times

through since we're on the East Coast. You guys seen this? I'm sure you have. Thick, billowing smoke from the wildfires. Canada and northern Minnesota. Dark in the skies, in the Great Lakes. And of course, in New York. More than 120 million people across dozens of states render air quality alerts. And the New York City Mayor Mandavi talked about the issue during a press conference. It'll be cut number 10, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

At unhealthy levels, everyone, not just people with asthma and heart conditions, not just older adults. Everyone may feel health effects.

[Co-host/Producer]

Very serious, Very serious on that part of the gun. In fact, it's so serious. Maybe this is a little insensitive for us to bring up, but maybe.

Oh, what do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I like insensitive.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, you're gonna like this then. Good. Wouldn't it be better if this smoke was from a giant bonfire of dope like it was when this BBC reporter was doing a report? Cut number 10.2.

[Caller/Guest]

Burning behind me is 8 and a half tons of heroin, opium, hashish and other narcotics.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Burning behind me. Quick, quick, quick, quick. We just need one more.

[Co-host/Producer]

I love this beginning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Richards is in the studio with us. Keith, do you smoke or do you inject heroin?

[Co-host/Producer]

I haven't injected heroin in decades. It's been a long time. Right, but you haven't got to do that anymore. I learned from Eric.

You all right?

It's better if you snort it. Now, the problem with that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

A lot of people, like ZZ Top drummer Philly Beard or whatever his name is.

I don't think it's Philly Beard.

He said it's more cost effective to shoot it, but that becomes a higher addiction. So to get the more bang from your. Your opium dollar, shoot it. But if you snort it, you still get the same effect, but it takes a lot more bo. Eric Clapton and I always add that kind of money.

Yeah, Yeah.

I don't know about Philly Beard.

[Caller/Guest]

Right?

[Co-host/Producer]

It's great drummers.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell did he just say?

[Co-host/Producer]

Right?

Talking about season tops drummer.

You're asking Keith Richards. Come on.

Don't shoot it. Once you shot it, you'll never. For one, you'll never be a cop in dc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's true.

[Co-host/Producer]

You'll forget how to. How to clean a chicken. So you'll never. You'll never have the leg and Thor separation that we enjoy in the Western world.

[Christina Lang]

Okay?

[Co-host/Producer]

Also, hookers will not talk to you

if you shoot heroin.

You shoot heroin?

That's right.

Really? Why?

That's right? I don't know, but they Wouldn't talk to me until 1974. And that's the only coincidence I could find about it. And I asked Mick, you know what Mick said? Mick said, you know, Keith, I think you're right. So there you go. Here's your opium education,

don't you?

[Caller/Guest]

Rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Richards, everybody. World cup final weekend, Spain versus Argentina tomorrow. Yeah, you know, I'm. I'm so pissed off that Norway's out. I'm just a little turned off. I got, I got spun up in all that Norway crap.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

Cuz your wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but he was just. Harlan kind of won the hearts over of America.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's just a cool, He's a cool dude.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he just walks around and he's kicks in a goal. I don't know. I just make goals. I just make goals. How do you do it? I just done it. I've always done it. You know, he just kicked the ball and you watch him on the replays. He's walking around and then like five seconds before he makes a goal, he actually wakes up and makes a goal. I mean, go.

[Co-host/Producer]

He's very McCartney esque about it, you know, pow. Put it in his head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello fellows.

[Co-host/Producer]

Or they would say he's messy like because that's what Messi does, right? Same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's storing his energy.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, they wait for the opportunity, they find the opportunity and then we just make girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. It's a good thing to tune into because we're so good. We just make goals, you know, we just, we just win. We just win. And we will be joining more stations here in a moment. New York City, hang tight, everybody else is coming aboard. Pittsburgh, I think whole east coast, this, this network's like 120 stations will be right back to join them. Hang tight.

[Co-host/Producer]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like NYC's WAXQ, Q1043, New York's Rock and 107.7 the Fox. Solid rock for Brunswick, Georgia. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail]

[John Clay Wolf]

to be yourself is all that you can.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free 800800 radio. Check out the podcast at jcw show.com or john claywolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf.

So I went and saw Rush last Saturday with my 19 year old son yes. And they were great. Their new drummer, Anika. Na, she's wonderful. Anika Viless or something. Anyway, near Neil Peart's replacement.

[Co-host/Producer]

I heard she's got the goods.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's got the goods. And she's good looking. And it's a woman and she's German, so it all. Is she blonde, so it's just cool. How old is she?

[Co-host/Producer]

Like. Oh, 40s. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe 35. Yeah. She could play the skins. I mean, that's a pretty hard job to replace Neil Peart.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, man. Yeah.

Yeah.

The world's greatest rock drummer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. She didn't miss a lick. She didn't. And what's weird about her is she a little more effortlessly than he, really, if that's imaginable.

[Co-host/Producer]

He made it look pretty easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

She does too.

[Co-host/Producer]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you're a Rush head and you're debating on going to see them, which you probably aren't, because if you're a Rush head, you're excited that they're playing again, it's wonderful.

[Co-host/Producer]

They sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

They sound great.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay. That's what I'm always.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getty's voice started fading a little bit at the end. On Working man, they did the encore. Working man, which is like my favorite song. I think that was their first hit very early. Yeah. But they're just a very technical band. Super technical band with hits, which is not very normal to have that type of musicianship. With hits.

[Co-host/Producer]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Normally they're tucked away in a corner and you only know about them if you're at this beatnik club.

[Co-host/Producer]

Actual rock music hits. Like, I always loved yes and I've seen yes live a few times, but it's not the same caliber of music.

Weren't they kind of known as. For the. And I'm misspeaking or not, but were they kind of dorky for like, oh, you're a fan of Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're a dork.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's still the case, I think.

[Co-host/Producer]

Was that what. The crowd was dorky?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Okay. So there were a lot of people at the Rush concert that were dressed in outfits that were like characters from album covers.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there was a group sitting next to me of Mexican people who you don't think of as Rush fans that would go that far. Like real Mexican people, not like fake Mexican people. And they were wearing red jumpsuits, like Moving Pictures. The album cover from Moving Pictures. So they were dressed up as the movers from Moving pictures.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, you know, a real Mexican, that. That is that deep into American music from that age to the point to get dressed up in costume to come to a Rush concert full of white people.

[Co-host/Producer]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I just noticed these things.

[Co-host/Producer]

I would think the Latino sensibility talked

[John Clay Wolf]

to him about it, actually.

Did you really?

Of course I did. I was sitting right next to him.

[Co-host/Producer]

How did you approach this conversation? I want to hear that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you just start feeling around like, hey, what other concerts do y' all like to go to? He's not a hater. He's a Texan.

[Co-host/Producer]

Well, he's the accidental racist.

What kind of concerts y' all like going to?

You guys like going to, you know, you guys. You know what I mean by you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long did it take y' all to get up here from Laredo?

[Co-host/Producer]

How many cars did you use?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, okay. It's all good stuff. They might have been Puerto Ricans, I don't know.

[Co-host/Producer]

But they're fans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell yeah, they're fans. Knew every word, every in air drumming, every note and guitar. Air. Airplane. Every note, yes.

[Co-host/Producer]

So what about your kid? What do you think about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

He likes it, but he's. He's a dork.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's a rockologist and he was. He was down. He knew more than I did. Anyway. Yeah, Russia's good. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Dorian in Pittsburgh. Good morning. You're there.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good. Good morning. There's two events in Pittsburgh. One is called the Pickle Festival. The whole downtown, because RJ Hines, you know, was on the north side and that was his first product. But more important than that, there's a couple thousand cars on display at the golf course between Carnegie Mellon University and the University of Pittsburgh because they're having a vintage car car race. And the guys come in with Walter Minis with these race cars that have prominence and they race each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what car racers do.

[Caller/Guest]

But Doreen, quick, quick, quick question.

[John Clay Wolf]

You mentioned Pickle Fest and it got me thinking. My son and I think we have a. We will have a cut of this in a little bit. My 19 year old son was on. What's that? Charlie Kirk network. Erica Kirk network. The Real American Voice.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what that is?

[Co-host/Producer]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Co-host/Producer]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, no turning point. You're right.

[Co-host/Producer]

Turning point.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Alex Stein, he was on it. He was on talk show last night.

[Co-host/Producer]

Your buddy Alex Stein.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, Maddox was a guest on Alex's show and he was debating who's the crazy guy in Austin that got that the. They got him for Sandy Hook. Oh, Alex.

[Co-host/Producer]

Alex Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the Maddox Wolf is debating Alex Jones, Jones's son.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's a. Who has his own podcast and talking. I surprised the hell out of me too.

[Co-host/Producer]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But they were brought up. Dorian, are you sorry, Are you fixing to arrive?

[Caller/Guest]

No, but I. But the other thing is the different radio stations are saying it's your area down in Texas. The. The hill country was going to be flooded.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Austin. It is. It is flooded. Hang on a second.

[Co-host/Producer]

So what was the story?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Doran fell asleep.

[Co-host/Producer]

So. Pickles. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It made me think transvestites.

[Co-host/Producer]

What in the world?

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you go?

[Co-host/Producer]

Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were debating should because Maddox is in London. He goes to school over there and he's. He's kind of wanting to be a library.

[Co-host/Producer]

Is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

And so he was, he was. He went right into the ring with Alex Stein and Alex Jones.

[Co-host/Producer]

Damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn right. And he held. Okay.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they asked the question, what do you think about should transvestites be able to men the transition. Be able to go into women's restrooms? Okay, you already know what Alex Stein and Alex Jones's of course, position was. And my son made the comment, he said, yeah, if they're really committed, then I'm fine with it. He's like, what's a commitment? He's like, you know, if they've removed their penis, like, damn, kid, that's pretty heavy.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's pretty damn heavy.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he said pickle contest,

[Caller/Guest]

you went

[Co-host/Producer]

right from pickle to this.

Okay, so that's how John Brains worked.

Yeah, that's it. That's an inside look into John Clay

Wolf's brain and our love and respect to RJ Hines.

You know how Heinz did a pickle pickle? Okay, well, my son was on with Alex Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they remove their pickle, then they can go into the women's restroom. I was like, huh?

[Co-host/Producer]

Hey, that's somebody that's committed.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a commitment.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, they're not. They're. They are trying to train.

[Caller/Guest]

Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was watching this thing, I was like, Jesus Christ. Talk about walking into a shark tank. 19 year old kid that talks some pretty good smack around the kitchen table and comes in here and done a little bit.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gets in and to go box with Al. I mean, Alex Jones's son is seasoned and he talks like him.

[Co-host/Producer]

Does he? Yeah, it's the, the Alex never stops rapid fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I was like. And he hung in there.

[Co-host/Producer]

Is Alex Jones son taking over for Alex since he can't do anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, a Hit. And he said. And he said, max just pops off. He said, yeah, your dad got completely annihilated and is broken. They took everything. All of his platform is gone because all of his facts were wrong. I was like, damn, that was an undercut in the balls.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, we'll get some cuts of it later.

[Co-host/Producer]

I was gonna say, do we have audio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I guess. Do you have it ready?

[Co-host/Producer]

He's working on it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What's in the news, boss?

[Co-host/Producer]

Well, you were talking about concerts and people in tour. Here's a guy who's on tour, he's 95 years old, cancer survivor. Can you guess who it is? He's on tour now with a heavy metal band. It would be. Are you ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's your one way ticket to bedside. Call it Heavy Metal. Sammy hagar.

[Co-host/Producer]

No, it's 90, he's not 95. William Shatner. He's gonna be. Yeah, in September, he's gonna be at Riot Fest 2026 in Chicago. Now, I know you're thinking, what's William Shatner doing? Heavy Metal. Seriously, he put out a heavy metal song. He's calling this Heavy Metal. I don't know. Listen to it. It's called Rage. Cut number three.

[Caller/Guest]

I pushed every limit Broke every rule Ever since my days in school I lived my life beyond the edge Roll the bells, jump off the ledge

[Co-host/Producer]

I

[Caller/Guest]

hear a century the giant clock loud

[John Clay Wolf]

for me But I won't go down

[Caller/Guest]

without a fight Rage, Rage.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is this?

[Co-host/Producer]

This is metal.

William Shatner's version of a metal song called Rage.

[Caller/Guest]

Rage.

[Co-host/Producer]

You guys remember this? Was it the 70s, when he did Lucy in the sky with diamonds. Do we ever think we don't have those?

I've got a couple things here. This is a Mr. Tambourine man. You remember this one?

God, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Mr. Mr. Tambourine man.

[Caller/Guest]

Play a song for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.

[Co-host/Producer]

Jesus. If he hadn't been on Star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this just when you get too old, too rich, you can do anything you want.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yes, exactly what I was about to say. He had not been Star Trek, he never would even know who he is.

Here's bags last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's Pocket Man.

[Co-host/Producer]

Some of his requirements for this, this concert. Chicago has to name a boat in Shatner's name. Yeah. He has to have a food named after him while he's there. Shatner singing Take Me out to the Ball Game at the Chicago baseball game.

This is his rider.

Yes, this is his rider. These are the things that he.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get to that when we come back.

We gotta go.

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Call in during this music break for the next segment. Up is the lightning round where you call in with your car and explain it to me quickly. And I hang a number on it. Somewhere between $502 million. We buy junk. We buy the middle. We buy everything. This thing's brought to you by givemetheven.com I put a call out earlier to people with nice cars in parking garages in New York City. They're like second cars. I love buying those cars, by the way.

[Co-host/Producer]

They've been sitting in there and they're

[John Clay Wolf]

in good shape and they were doing. They're just sitting there and they. There's a lot of like there's collections sitting in parking garages in New York City. Like there's hidden gems. And if you've got one of those or your kid that your parents have one of those, I'd love to buy it. Call me right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But coast to coast America, the America's best car buyers give me the vin.com and that's who says sponsors this segment. And you can call in. I'll literally buy your car and put an offer on it. We can

[Co-host/Producer]

haggle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the word?

[Co-host/Producer]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like to haggle.

[Co-host/Producer]

Discuss.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people like don't want to haggle anymore. Haggling's fun.

[Co-host/Producer]

Haggling's fun for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Haggling is exciting. Call in 800 800. 7234 year make, model, miles average rough or clean. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you don't want to call in on the radio, just go to the website givemetheven.com we'll be right back. Selling your car just got easier. GiveMeTheVin.com is simple, fast, and A plus rated by the better Business Bureau and has thousands of Google reviews. Enter your VIN or license plate number, a couple of pics and prepare to be impressed. You'll always get the best offer on your vehicle because if we can't meet your carmax offer, we'll pay you you a hundred dollars.

[Christina Lang]

Just go to givemetheven.com and get your

[John Clay Wolf]

check on the spot from America's best car buyer.

[Co-host/Producer]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

Steve in Florida. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, what's going on? First time caller, first time listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Caller/Guest]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We aim to recruit. Thanks.

[Caller/Guest]

You kind of got like a David Koresh thing going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

David Koresh, how's that real quick? I've never been compared to David Koresh.

[Caller/Guest]

You literally sound like him. And you could lead anybody down a path anywhere, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Co-host/Producer]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Banging all the. Your. Your.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm banging all the employees. They're all males. It's just a homosexual ranch. It's a compound. Thank you. Praise Jesus. Okay, James, what have you got? Sir.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I've got a 2002am General Humvee. This is actual converted military humvee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Converted so. So I've bought a lot of these things. General tire and battery had the account from the government and I bought a gazillion of these things. So is this thing still in government issued condition or is it converted to a streetcar? No, it's a.

[Caller/Guest]

It's government issue condition. It's just had a little bit of work done to it to get it running.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diesel or gas?

[Caller/Guest]

It's diesel. V8. 6.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't have rust?

[Caller/Guest]

No, nothing. It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

According to the odometer, 7400. I put about 800 miles on it since I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten grand.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

Not for that. It's. That's what I paid for from the auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I see. Now do you believe I'm pretty good at what I do?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir, I do. I've told you a car before vehicle before.

[John Clay Wolf]

So where's it located?

[Caller/Guest]

It is in Richmond, Kentucky, just about our south of Lexington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's home of the mile cutters, you know, mild cutter is.

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guys that roll odometers back, those are all your kin folk up there in Richmond, Kentucky. So I. So now I believe it's got 70,000 miles or 170,000 miles. And then he's at the last barbecue. They cut it back to seven for James.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's possible, you know, they changed the old. I mean, they changed out the odometer and stuff on those occasionally. The.

[John Clay Wolf]

How.

[Caller/Guest]

How long.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

I have it. I had about 10 months now, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

So have you had your Fun with it. You want to sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

I do want to sell it. I've got the clear clean title, but I'm. I'm like 18 or 15 at the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean I could have been standing next to you at the auction and hit it the next lick and got it for 10, 2:50. I mean, dude, we can. Those things get auctioned off all the time. They're like police interceptors, like cop cars. I'm not, I'm not beating. I'm not beating on your car. But I mean, I know what they're worth. If I want to buy old hummers from the government, I can buy them for 10,000 and you can too. But you might be able to find some. Somebody that doesn't know that

[Caller/Guest]

most of them that you're gonna buy though are non running, non driving. You're gonna spend at least 5 or 10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want your money back? Do you want. Do you want. Do you. Do you want it. You want profit or you want to get your money back? You've had your fun with it.

[Caller/Guest]

I like. I like to get the money that I put into it. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how much is that?

[Caller/Guest]

15 grand. Actually 18, but I'll take 15 just to get close.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 12 if you deliver it to where I don't know what to figure it out. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's figure that out. Hang on just a second. Shooter and shooter, you've got a 32 Duesenberg false and limo. 13,000 miles for sport. What you want $385,000 for it? How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

This car belongs to a customer of mine who is retired and he's wanting to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A car dealer named Shooter. No way. What I said. So when you said a customer mine, then you're a car dealer, right in your. In your name. On the board here is shooter and it's just like Shooter mcgavver.

[Caller/Guest]

That came from painting cars. Long 30 some years ago I was. I had a contract painting 73 police cars and they. Every time I walked in the door, they were telling me to shoot it. I wouldn't let none of my guys spray it. They were so picky at the police.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold tight. We've got to go to commercial break. I'm going to bring you back with us as soon as we get back with this Duesenberg. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio. For America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN.com.

The John Clay Wolf show. Why are you yelling. America's number one rated Saturday morning show online at jcwshow.com 800800 radio. Your Saturday morning just got an upgrade.

When I woke up and saw that Lindsey Graham had passed away, I was like, that's a very weird way to spell Mitch McConnell.

This is the John Clay Wolf show heard every Saturday morning morning across America. Call John toll free 1-800-800-RODIO and check out the [e-mail]

I'm a one way motorway. Julio, San Antonio. What's up?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, what's going on, buddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just on the radio.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm screen you called me. Show about you called me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it? What was your message? You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

I was just wondering what was this about?

[John Clay Wolf]

What says firsttime listener reminds you of how him and home family used to crack up. So I brought you to the air and then you start grilling me about where are we and what time it is.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah. So you so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you want to feel like your mom or your dad when they used to at you, I can do that. Listen, Julio, I don't know how many times I gotta bust your ass to say focus, but when you come at me with a problem, stay on point. Or you come with a comment, stay on point. If you want the stage, you get the stage and I'll give you the stage. But don't deviate if I and your teachers used to call and tell us that you were a little bit dumb. But I know you're not dumb. You're just not focused. So get focused and call me back. Okay? It does. It made him feel like he wanted to feel like home. All right, that's good. Shooter. You've got a 32. You got a 32 Duesenberg Ralston limo restored. You want a bunch of money for it or your guy does doesn't have original gear. You mean doesn't have the original Ralston body.

[Caller/Guest]

It has all the original Ralston body. I told the guy when I called I had a real doozy for your show and I meant it. Yep. So it is a real Ralston 1932 Duesenberg body.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what it says does when it says on the notes does not have original gear. Did my call screener write that down wrong or did you tell him wrong?

[Caller/Guest]

I told them correctly. It had the original running gear. It would be a 1.2 million dollar car. It'd be a great buy for somebody buy just to put the original running gear in and keep it. But it was used for a vintage limo Service, you know, Gaithersburg, Maryland, hauling all the foreign dignitaries coming into D.C. okay, okay. They came in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. I got you. I got you. I don't need. I don't need a history lesson. I'm trying to buy a car. What is in

[Caller/Guest]

has a 350 Chevrolet V8. All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a Duesenberg with a Chevy Small block. Just say it, Shooter. God bless America. You and Julio. Get Julio and have him call Shooter and let them wear each other out, all right? That ain't worth 365,000.

[Caller/Guest]

This guy needed a car for his vintage limo service that he could go and drive and carry people around.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know why he got it. I don't need a history lesson. I'm talking about money, Shooter. We're talking about money. You're talking about all everything else. Trying to get my focus off of money. We're staying on point, boss.

[Caller/Guest]

No telling you what you're getting for your money.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what I'm getting for my money. I'm getting a damn 350 swap doozy. And it's not. It's not. So I think it's probably 200 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

No, you're wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not. Because I still got my money and you still got your car.

[Caller/Guest]

That is correct.

[Co-host/Producer]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We might work on some. You know what?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, next Saturday, gonna be in YouTube 32duesenberg. And he wrote tribute, but it's not. It's in a real car.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. But that's why he still got it. If it was in the money, it'd be gone.

[Caller/Guest]

We just listed it for sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so do this. Okay. All right. All right, do this. Take that link and put it in. Gimmetheven.com givemetheven.com I want to look at it. I am doing my show with a guy. I don't matter.

[Caller/Guest]

It'll be 17 digit then. And you do not have a 17 on a 32 Duesenberg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then do this. Email J. [e-mail] or John me the vin.com. it'll go straight to me to listen to me. I got one more thing to say to you. Next Saturday, I'm going to be doing the radio show from Jay Leno's garage. Have you ever heard of him?

[Caller/Guest]

He's got him. You know what they're worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know he knows. That's what I'm trying to tell you, Shooter. So next week, I think we should do this on the radio with Jay. Now, I can't yell Like a crazy man in front of Jake. Still probably get offended. So, you know, you and I'll have to act like we like each other.

[Caller/Guest]

Look, I listen. I've been listening to the listen on 96. 3 in Danville, Virginia. And I've been listening to this radio show as long as I can remember on that channel. And so anyway, I, I'll be glad to come back and send me, send

[John Clay Wolf]

me an email [e-mail] John givemetheven.com and send me the link and I'll check it out. Thank you, sir. Damn.

[Co-host/Producer]

It's a dealer for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, isn't it? Oh yeah. Isn't it?

[Co-host/Producer]

Didn't get to what it really was until the end. Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. And I have to whack him around and get them on point. You know, one thing I've noticed about the dealer mentality, if there are handicap spots, like if you go to auto auction. Sure. Which has what a lot of car dealers, they all park in the handicap spots, fill up immediately. Dealers are just angle, angle, angle, angle. They just, it's just a different. They're beat up people that, that just learn to live a life of lies.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

Damn.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

You're living a life.

What an indictment there.

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like, I'm a snake handler.

[Co-host/Producer]

I did stuff with you early, early, early when we started hanging out. Like you, you deal with these people on a different channel than you deal with us. You get on the phone with a dealer and you are a different person, man. You go, you are, you are. And then I one time I said, what was that? You go, that's just a dealer. That's how we talk.

It's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I've got to come at them the way they're coming at me. And I got to let them know that I know the game.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[Co-host/Producer]

When I get a customer, give me the vin.com and you could they, they say little things like MMR Manheim Market Report or whatever. And you. Are you a dealer? Yeah. Why they get angry right away because

[John Clay Wolf]

they don't want to be fleshed out. They want the consumer bid. They want a better bid because they want to, they want you to give like you're bidding.

[Co-host/Producer]

A virgin.

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Instead of a tattooed whore. We'll be right back.

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free 800-800-RADIO and check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com.

welcome back. Another week in America.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're threatening tariffs over Canadian smoke. Half the country's watching soccer final, the other half is pretending they don't care. Politicians are yelling at each other like it's Thanksgiving dinner. Imagine that. And the Internet has somehow found three brand new things to be offended about before breakfast. In other words, a perfectly normal week. Let's get caught up. How the hell are y'?

[Christina Lang]

All?

[John Clay Wolf]

Danbo in New York, you're up. What's up?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how you doing? You were talking about Spanish fans for Rush?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

I've seen Rush 10 times. I'll see him in the garden in a couple of weeks. But if you watch the DVD Rush in Rio, they've got 120,000 fans and they're singing every song. They're even singing along to yyz, which is an instrumental. It's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes sense. Thank you for sharing. Joanna in Vermont. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, okay. I thought, you know, so before you mentioned that Alex Jones was off the air and gone, but he's on Rumble with more followers that he ever had, and they're building this massive, I don't know, couple of million dollar studio over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's not what you said. Yeah, you were talking about Alex Jones being off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, I was talking about my son debating with his son last night.

[Co-host/Producer]

That video is cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I found Turning Point. We'll do that in a minute.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's still early.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Teresa in Florida. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. Yes, sir. Nice to talk with you. It just started raining, thank God. In West Park, Florida, which is near Hollywood. South Florida now. And it's gonna rain again. Thank God. It's gonna rain. Thank you.

[Christina Lang]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What age did you lose your virginity? No. Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow. I love my governor. And I love Trump, man. God, I inherited this house. The highest ground in Broward county, but my taxes are on paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Teresa. Thank you.

[Co-host/Producer]

She's drinking early.

Yeah, it's raining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, we've got Teresa's sister in here.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, she's.

Yeah, it's brought her in from Florida. It's hard to believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Florida?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

All the way because of the rain.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

My sister doesn't like rain, so she left immediately. She came here to Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Teresa's sister. Teresa.

[Caller/Guest]

Teresa always talking about the weather like God sent the weather just for her.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, I been living up here in North Carolina for a little while. I don't talk funny like they do,

[John Clay Wolf]

but I talk sense. Yep. You know, if you Got some weather coming your way and it's bad weather.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, God sent that too. You know, you gotta temper your expectation when you talk about meteorological matters, especially on the radio with somebody here, you say, oh, I love.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love government desantized.

[Caller/Guest]

I love Donald Trump. God sent me rain. Praise God. You know, that's quite a mix of topics.

[Co-host/Producer]

Did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of mixing the topics, do you ever eat Taco Bell and did you get diarrhea?

[Caller/Guest]

I thank God for Taco Bell every day especially. This ain't on the menu no more. But here's something you can do.

[Co-host/Producer]

What do you do?

[Caller/Guest]

Go to Taco Bell. Be nice. Nice.

[Co-host/Producer]

Be nice.

[Caller/Guest]

I know it's hard. Yeah, but be nice, okay? And ask if they got. What the. The chorito is it used called. Chili cheese burrito.

[Co-host/Producer]

Cheddar cheese burrito, okay?

[Caller/Guest]

And all it is is a big damn tortilla, right? With tasty chili and cheese on the inside. Then you get some fire sauce. You pull just enough for one bite and eat that fire sauce one bite at a time. It's gonna take five bags of sauce, nothing but the fire sauce.

[Co-host/Producer]

And don't put none of that verde

[Caller/Guest]

green ah on your chilito.

[Co-host/Producer]

No, Vertigo is wonderful.

Taco Bell.

[Caller/Guest]

I thank God for Taco Bell.

[Co-host/Producer]

Also,

[Caller/Guest]

next time it rained, right, I'm gonna thank God for rain in Carolina because that ain't for everybody getting too much rain down there.

[Co-host/Producer]

And somewhere down there, old gun smoke

[John Clay Wolf]

town somewhere, you know, Marshall Dylan, Gunsmoke, Doc, Miss Kitty.

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Boy, it's raining like a mama jama down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they not thinking God for no rain. 800-800-734 is the call in number.

[Co-host/Producer]

Who was this again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody saved me. 800-800-Radio. This is the previous caller, Teresa's sister.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay, we pre flew in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

First time in, last time on.

[Co-host/Producer]

She was an interesting person.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was the cholito.

[Co-host/Producer]

The cholito. She knew all about the chilito.

Can I pull the curtain Back when John, when you threw it to Babo asking to have the sister on his eyes, went, oh, what?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're not ready for that. You do that impromptu. And some of the best impersonations I've ever seen Bobbo do is when I just throw him a fastball across the countertop here and hit him right in the head with it.

[Co-host/Producer]

I mean, you did last week when he did the backward masking. God, that was amazing. It was just so good.

Satan.

Yeah, Satan. The backward masking of songs. It sounded like the songs.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you do it.

[Co-host/Producer]

You want to do one?

We have to have Satan on to do.

Well, of course you gotta have Satan on. My bad.

I gotta press my Satan button.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

So, John, we were talking about backwards basking.

[Co-host/Producer]

Right. We were talking about music backwards where you've worked the word Satan in.

[Caller/Guest]

Right. Yeah, right.

[Co-host/Producer]

Or marijuana.

[Caller/Guest]

And it's not always just the vocal, you know. For instance, the. You know, in Stairway to Heaven. Sure, right. You've got Jimmy Page playing. Takes out the acoustics. Got that two neck guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Badass. Pardon me, but it is. And then Robert Plant in the back, you know, and you play this thing backwards.

[Co-host/Producer]

Right, Got it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's all there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you watch the Trials of Metallica when they were pursuing them saying that they had backward masking in their songs and it caused that kid to kill. To commit suicide?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah. It's a. It's a bit ridiculous.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, because. Because Metallica never did that, you know. And I tried and tried to talk to James, but you know, James, a bit of a prima donna. Oh, he is. He is.

[Co-host/Producer]

He is.

[Caller/Guest]

So Lars and I got together and I'm like, you know. He said, man, I want to go to some backwards practice. That's be awesome. I said, can you sing backwards? I don't sing at all. He's a fun guy. He's a fun guy. Lars Ulrich, rock and roll. But he doesn't sing. But he likes backwards messages.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enjoys it.

[Caller/Guest]

So I told him, you can just stop the record.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, put it. Put your table. Turn table on neutral and just play it backwards. And he found one. I couldn't believe it. This is amazing. You remember the Cars?

[Co-host/Producer]

Well, of course.

[Caller/Guest]

Not a lot of people listen to Cars anymore, but the Cars, they were awesome. A lot of cocaine back then.

[Co-host/Producer]

Well, I'm sure.

[Caller/Guest]

And if you ever listen to let's Go.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay. Yeah,

[Caller/Guest]

That phrase, she doesn't wear her shoes.

[Co-host/Producer]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

You only have to do so. It's beautiful.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's in there.

[Caller/Guest]

Lars Ulrich taught me that. Yeah. So there's a lot of. There's a lot of art out there you can use a little differently, I guess. Hail me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Satan. Real quick, who's gonna win the World cup tomorrow?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's gonna be Spain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

The young Messi YAML.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you already got it straight.

[Caller/Guest]

Now I've got 80 bucks on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Satan. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio. Mark. Greenville, New York Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning. How's it going good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I just listened to that drunk lady from Florida and it reminds me I used to live in Florida for a couple years. I was born and raised up here but moved a little bit and I guarantee you she was either in the Amvets VFW or American Legion this morning already

[John Clay Wolf]

is that. It's a 24-hour-24. Seven bar.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, well, remind me because I like to say this is a governor. I hate my governor in New York, but I work for the state, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on a second. Hey, Teresa, real quick, Teresa, real quick, will you take us out to break? Say we'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure, sounds good. I got it on the radio right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you say that to our listeners? I'm using you as the announcer. Say we'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Guest]

Be right back for the name again,

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan. All right, be right back.

[Caller/Guest]

Let them leave you up in the air.

[Co-host/Producer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmethevin.com call John toll free cheap bastards 1-800-800radio and check out the podcast at jcwshow.com or John claywolf.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf,

Kitkat, Vermont.

[Caller/Guest]

Listen, I have. There's no music coming. Oh, there you go. You remember you were dead, you know, dead. Deadline.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're back.

[Caller/Guest]

I was like, I thought it was. Yeah, I see that. Thank God, because I thought I was gone too.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's on my hearing, what's on your mind?

[Caller/Guest]

Nothing, I just, you know, I like calling. I tend to be always in my room so I find somebody to call. And since I heard about you guys, I know you're busy like that with all the cars. I know a lot about them, but I don't drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Caller/Guest]

But I could.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. That was interesting.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's time to do a traffic report in New York City. You know what?

[Co-host/Producer]

We should do something.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know who. Have y' all ever heard of Christina Lang? She's a. She's a mainstay in New York City. She's been Doing traffic up there forever. Tina. Are you Tina Lang? Are you. Are you. Are you in the helicopter right now?

[Christina Lang]

I can beat on my chest and make it sound like I am, but no, I'm not right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, could you give us a quick traffic update?

[Christina Lang]

Yeah, yeah. You know, because there's a lot of stuff that's going on around New York City. First of all, if you go outside and you're in a car, you can't roll down your windows because the air quality is like 180, which is unsafe. So don't even bother doing that. And if you go anywhere that is playing any of these soccer games on the big screens, they got it at Brooklyn Bridge Park. So, like, the Brooklyn Bridge, the bqe, they're going to just blow later on today, like around, you know, 12 o'.

[Caller/Guest]

Clock.

[Christina Lang]

The game doesn't start till five. The one today, the third place game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Christina Lang]

But then they have another watch party at the American Dream Mall, which is right next to the stadium. So that's another one. New Jersey Turnpike. If you try to go on to Route 3, they're going to be all backed up by like 5 o' clock today, so that'll be a mess. And then tomorrow they have the watch party in Central Park. So you can't even go near New York City tomorrow. You can't even use a train tomorrow into and out of New York City because its only use is for soccer fans. The normal commuters, the 63,000 people that need to take a train cannot do so tomorrow. So keep that in mind as well. But yeah, so that's what's going on in New York. Don't roll down your windows and stay away from the Brooklyn Bridge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will this be worse than the Nets games?

[Christina Lang]

You know what Nets games? I don't think there's anybody that goes to a Nets game in Brooklyn. That doesn't happen here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yankees was the. Who was the basketball game? Knicks. The Knicks.

[Christina Lang]

I'm sorry, no. You know, the Knicks games, they allowed you to use the train station. And there were more than 20,000 fans that were going in and out of Madison Square Garden on the trains for the Knicks. But no, for soccer, we can't use the trains. We're not allowed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satina, your husband somehow became a lifer listener of ours years ago.

[Christina Lang]

Oh, yeah. He's addicted to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he flies around in the helicopter in New York City. And does he work for ESPN?

[Christina Lang]

No, no, no, he works for ABC. So he is. The. Channel 7 is the ABC affiliate in New York. So that's where you can see him every single day in the morning for Eyewitness News. And he knows the city from above like the back of his hand. He's been watching for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did he find us up there when we were in Texas?

[Christina Lang]

I. I don't know. He. Well, you know what? We're radio freaks. We love radio and we can't tell you how happy we are that you're on terrestrial radio in New York because I can't stream. Like, I can't even use the second remote for the TV to like get Netflix. Like, I can't do that. So I have to go simple. I have to turn on my radio and that's it. There's no streaming of any sort of. So we're really happy you're here. We really, really are.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're happy to be there. So what have you. He. I don't remember your body of work, but he said you've been doing this in the city for decades. Where. Catch us up.

[Christina Lang]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you?

[Christina Lang]

Well, Christina Lange is my name. I've been doing traffic in New York for 36 years. So you know the old joke, I started when I was five, but so for 36 years and I've done this biggest sports radio station, the biggest top 40 stations, been doing it a very long time and I still am. And I'm just one of the OGs and the real lucky ones that still can do it. And I'm an iheart employee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you notice that she still has that in her brain where she didn't mention the other stations names?

[Co-host/Producer]

Sure did.

[Christina Lang]

Right. You're not allowed any now.

[Caller/Guest]

Let's do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do it. Let's do it. What are the name. I mean, is it really that competitive?

[Christina Lang]

So back in the day. Well, you've got wfan, which is your sports radio station here in New York. And so I was on the Mike and the Mad Dog show, which was the, you know, I was there from the beginning. And then you've got. I was on wplj, which had Scott Shannon and I was on the Rocky Allen Showgram in the afternoon. And he was amazing. He brought numbers, he brought morning radio numbers into the afternoon because much like you guys, he was just a good old radio show. And it worked, it worked in New York and it worked in the afternoons. So I mean you guys, you guys will get respect eventually. But right now if you go on the Q104 website, right, you're just like under and more. It's not like you're. It's not like you're listed anywhere. You're just. And more.

[John Clay Wolf]

They want to keep me down. Right. So they let us in the building, but they want us to be good, and they won't. That they want to shackle us. I mean, last week I already got my hand slapped about a couple of things. I said, oh, Q104. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I mean. And you know as well as I know the way to get the listeners over is kick everybody in the balls. And ladies.

[Christina Lang]

Yeah, absolutely right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stern did that better than anybody. You've been in radio for a long time. You remember when he took over the airwaves in New York? But Godly, how the mighty have fallen. I mean, he is just a rag of himself now.

[Christina Lang]

Well, you know what? It happens when you get old. You don't want to work anymore. It happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's so greedy. He's kept all the money and he's fired all of his staff, and he's only doing one day a week. Did you see that?

[Christina Lang]

I did. Because I do know some people that work for him. Worked, past tense.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they've just got blasted.

[Christina Lang]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[Christina Lang]

But, you know, he still got his listeners, and it's all about the listeners. So as long as you got it, you know, you got.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was a hardcore guy, and now he's just a. He's just a wanky lib.

[Caller/Guest]

And I don't know if you can

[John Clay Wolf]

say that, but, yeah, we just did.

[Christina Lang]

Okay, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll take all the credit. I'm not scared of Howard Stern. One big.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Christina Lang]

So I worked for his program director.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, I'm in his city now, and I own this, and he needs to just retire and be in Florida and just be an old man and do his thing.

[Christina Lang]

Hey, you know what? New York needs you. New York needs a real radio show. And again, we're thrilled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for calling in, Tina.

[Christina Lang]

You got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Christina Lane, everybody. That was a nice Welsh.

[Co-host/Producer]

She's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her. Her husband's name is. It's John DiGiorno. Is that right?

[Christina Lang]

Yes. John Del Giorno. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Del Giorno. And he is flying around in the helicopter.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, there's flying right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he can't call in because he said this network will get mad at him.

[Christina Lang]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's all get a bunch of balls and not worry about it. Nah, Hell with it. Thank you, Tina. They would get it. All right.

[Co-host/Producer]

They took that. Really? They'd get mad if he called into the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

[Co-host/Producer]

Jesus.

Well, I mean, I thought that was gone. I guess not anymore.

When I first started on this show,

[John Clay Wolf]

I dare Howard Stern to call in and try to set me straight.

[Co-host/Producer]

I'm gonna shut up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you saying?

[Co-host/Producer]

When I first started on this show, I had a non compete from. From CBS Radio. Remember? We had to go back and forth

[Caller/Guest]

whether I could even join you.

[Co-host/Producer]

And you were on in Houston at the time. You weren't even on in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

AO is is with us, and he was with iHeart, and he's on a non compete with iHeart and he was worried about being on the show. And the Whole Damn Network's iHeart. I'm like, dude, it's okay.

[Co-host/Producer]

It's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody calm down.

[Co-host/Producer]

We're still on it.

He's clear now, so he can do it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got Elliot in here, and he's blessed AO to be on the air. So we're all good. We brought the principal to the studio.

[Co-host/Producer]

Seriously, man, this is huge.

We're all on our best.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the best thing. You go out and get stoned with the principal, and then you get away with everything. Wow.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Will going to Yale guarantee you getting a job?

[Co-host/Producer]

This is a riddle. This is kind of fun. Yeah. How does going to Yale automatically make you a successful candidate for a job? Well, listen to this. Cut 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you explain this four year gap in your resume? That was when I went to Yale.

[Caller/Guest]

Impressive. I think you're hired. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really need the job.

[Co-host/Producer]

Did he say jail?

Yale. I went to Yale.

[Caller/Guest]

Well.

[Co-host/Producer]

Or I need the job.

[John Clay Wolf]

KitKat, real quick. What was your message? You had something to say and you didn't say it. You were just rambling.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, Well, I do that. See, that's part of it. I think I got dementia at this age. But I just. This. And I could talk to you about car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't say that on the radio. Speech impediment. Terrence. Did you hear her cuss? She just used the S word.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. What? That. Anyway, I got the news story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't have enough time for some news stories. I just wanted to hit you real quick. We can get to your news stories a little bit later if you don't mind. How is your day going? Speech impedimentary. And where are you today, bro?

[Caller/Guest]

It's going hectic, but in brisk rush, man. I came up to the front section, asked like, who's Working or something. He goes, is that your underwear? You know, the colored underwear. You can get away, walk around. It's color. You know, there's a dog one.

[Co-host/Producer]

Exactly.

[Caller/Guest]

But anyway. Yeah, exactly. But hold up. Talk to care from the Canadian fires and guns, Pittsburgh and New York and Chicago, all those places up north. It's all terrible because that touch air and they're going to have to call off the world Canadian.

[John Clay Wolf]

You hold that thought. We will be right back. The next segment is the lightning round. Dial a deal. Dial a deal. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you want to sell us your car to givemetheven.com America's best car buyer. Give me the VIN does not beat a carmax or carvana deal. We will send you a check for a hundred dollars. You can call into the radio right now in this next quick segment after this song. Well, you need to call in right now so we can load you up so we can take you to air after this song at 800-800-RADIO. That's 800-800-7234. So what you do is give me year, make, model, miles. Tell me if it's average, rough or clean and I'll hang a number on it and you can sell that. We'll be right back. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[Caller/Guest]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevit.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

Real quick announcement. St. Louis, good morning. I need a classic collector car mechanic and I need to hire them immediately in St. Louis. If you go to the just go to gmtvgarage.com and click email. John, if you're in St. Louis, you want to move to St. Louis and you're a good hand on collector cars. Actually, right now we've got like 18 Jag XKs in that we're redoing. We're not doing full restos but we're just repairs. But it's constant. So we have a recon facility in St. Louis and I need another mechanic up there. So go to gmtvgarage.com and click email. John and I will get you to our person that's making that higher. Johnny D in Philly. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got? What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

2020 Porsche 911 Carrera S. Is that

[John Clay Wolf]

a two or four?

[Caller/Guest]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty good. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's Silver with the blue leather sticker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matic Auto Average. Rougher. Clean.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a coop, not a cab.

[Caller/Guest]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that body style actually is not that desirable. It's just, it's fine. But it's not. Oh my God. So it's a 26 year old Porsche with no miles on it. Loser blue. But it's clean.

[Caller/Guest]

No, no losers. It leathers blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what color is the outside?

[Caller/Guest]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, silver blue. It's AN S. Does 35 grand buy

[Co-host/Producer]

it

[Caller/Guest]

a 2020 Porsche 911. Come on now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's just that body stall didn't oversell. Yeah. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

130. It's too damn high. All right,

[John Clay Wolf]

130 on a 2020.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I, I, I. You in the weird accent. I was thinking you were saying 2000. No, no, no, no. You're right, I'm wrong. I'm completely screwed up. It's early for you, John. Yeah, so it's a C2S 20.

[Caller/Guest]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

2020. Not 2000. That's why I was like man, that 2000 body style sucks.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a different car here. Sorry about that, man. That's my fault. I need some more coffee.

Yeah.

130 on 15,000 miles. Do you remember what the MSRP is by any chance?

[Caller/Guest]

Like 135 ish.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all the money. I mean I'm basically giving, I'm basically giving sticker for a three year old car with 15,000 miles on it.

[Caller/Guest]

Right? That's what I paid for it though.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it? 1301-251291-26128. Here we go. Let's just meet in the middle and do the 127 and a half and it's called call it friends. Let me get you paid.

[Caller/Guest]

Where do I take it?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have an office in North Philadelphia. Charlie, where's our office?

[Co-host/Producer]

Washington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Washington. Philadelphia. Just load it up right now and givemetheven.com givemetheven.com obviously it has a clean carfax. If it doesn't, that won't work. But you said it's perfect, so I'm sure it is. Give me the vin.com. say John just bought my car for 127 and a half on the radio. Can I get paid today? And the answer is yes, you can get paid today. Like already. Just Load it up, they'll process it real quick. If you head over there to our office and we've got a guy there, he'll print a check, get you paid fair.

[Caller/Guest]

Sounds like a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, man. 800. 800-7234 is a call in number. And also if you'd like to sell your car, all you got to do is go to give me the vin. Like vin number. America's best car buyer. And if they don't beat a carmax or a Carvana deal, send you a check for $100 for the opportunity. Be right back. An epidemic is sweeping across our once

[Caller/Guest]

great nation and its name is the

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf Show.

She gets down off the stairmaster in her little yoga pants and looks at all the mess they left from where

[Caller/Guest]

they were working on that dude and

[John Clay Wolf]

pulled a raw egg out of I don't know where. And she puts. She took that raw egg out of her yoga. Start rubbing it all up and down that treadmill and saying in Spanish real

[Caller/Guest]

softly, and now I gotta find a

[John Clay Wolf]

new Planet Fitness, the number one weekend show in the world. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf show. Check out the [e-mail] that's comedian Jerry

Wayne Longmire and he will be calling into the show in a little bit. He's promoting his show next Saturday. Is it next Saturday? Next Friday. Friday night in Walnut Springs, Texas. Tiny little town in the Texas hill country a mile south of, I mean, an hour south of Fort Worth. And that's a whole story we'll get into later. But you guys that are new to the show, we're out in the studio is in Walnut Springs, Texas. Right. So. And you ever seen Blazing Saddles? That's about what the town looks like. Absolutely. And it was kind of empty when we got here and we started renovating it and revitalizing it. And we've got a honky tonk in there with a great restaurant called Walnut Springs Roadhouse. We've got the W6 steakhouse. We've got the Bosque Cantina across the street. My buddy Louie is putting in Lucky Seven motorcycles. He's building a 10,000 square foot motorcycle customization shop. We've got the GMTV garage right there. So we got this little thing and we've. And we've got these silos that you can rent for to stay the night. And we have events out here. We had a car show out here last October and I think there were 6,000 people that showed up huge. Richard Rollins, Chip Foose, myself Dennis Collins. And we're going to do that again in November. We've got a bike rally coming. Like, we want to turn this town into Sturgis, Texas, basically.

Yeah.

And we have a big bike rally coming in October. If you go to Walnut Springs rally dot com, you can see about that and see where to get rooms reserved. I would do that now if you're. If you go to the big bike rallies, this is gonna be a big one. This is our third one out here, and this is one's gonna be the big one.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's one of the most impressive things I think I've seen you do, man, and there have been plenty. But getting you and those three guys on a stage together at the same time in the middle of a big rally. Yeah, that was pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was fun.

[Co-host/Producer]

The three wise men.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was like that day, in that moment, looking out into that crowd and realizing how many people were outside, I was like, wow, it actually happened. And Rollins comes in and he's like, dude, have you been outside? I'm like, no, I've been on the radio all morning. He said, it looks like Woodstock out there.

[Co-host/Producer]

It was amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was fun. We're going to do that again in October at the end of October for the bike rally, and then we'll do. And we have a. I think November 4th or something is the car show, and it's right there at Walnut Springs rally. But anyway, Jerry Wayne's playing here next week. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Florida News, J.D. ryan.

[Co-host/Producer]

And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[Caller/Guest]

ryan.

[Co-host/Producer]

Don't you hate when your cat rats you out? Deputies. I know, right? Deputies in Leesburg were searching for a suspect who had fled an attempted burglary. But she had her cat with her. Okay, seriously, for whatever reason, she decided to take her cat with her on this particular burglary call. Here we have the victim of the burglary describing the burglar. And then the canine unit kind of comes in to take a bite out of crime. Cat number six.

[Caller/Guest]

So what is she wearing?

[Christina Lang]

Give me that.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's wearing a short black dress with a skinny spaghetti strap.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. She's carrying a black backpack and a

[John Clay Wolf]

little cat in a bag.

[Caller/Guest]

The handle, like, it's broken off like that. That was. That wasn't like that. There's a cat will find you, invite

[John Clay Wolf]

you, come out of that room now. You're gonna get dog, bitch.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow. The video.

[Co-host/Producer]

The video [e-mail] if you want to check it out.

[Caller/Guest]

It's great.

[Christina Lang]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

The dogs come in and. Good boy.

[Caller/Guest]

Who's a good boy?

[Co-host/Producer]

Cats again. Dogs could be your best friend, but cats, not so much. 6.2 suffering suck attacks, right?

I bet that's what that cat's always suffering.

[Christina Lang]

Attack.

[Co-host/Producer]

You never want to hear, come out or the dog will bite you.

They will narc you out. Cats will cause calamity. And they don't really mean it. They're just. They just walk around trying to be cool. Cats have a. Have a definite McConaughey style about it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just kind of.

Hey, man, I wasn't trying to bring the cops over with me or anything, but I noticed, you know, they had out look like a dog. You might want to keep your eye out for that.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, here they are.

[Co-host/Producer]

They are right now.

They're already here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a guy on line 12. It says Tracy Morgan is calling to talk to some white people.

[Co-host/Producer]

That sounds fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like the real Tracy Morgan.

[Co-host/Producer]

Sounds like something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say, good morning, sir. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, what's happening, white people?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Tracy, what's up? Where are you calling in from?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm calling from New York City, the home of the world champion NBA New York Knicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you catch us on the radio this morning?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I've been listening for two and a half hours. Your music sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you were telling me a story one time, like, about sex parties.

[Christina Lang]

Mm.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you did, like, was it a. Or what you call it, an orgy party or something?

[Caller/Guest]

I like to throw parties. It's so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[Co-host/Producer]

Sell us your car. Yeah, so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell me.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, it's so easy. I do it in less than my underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm a simple, married white guy, but we all, you know, we always imagine about a sex party. So let lay the scene of a sex party.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, you having a good party when all you see is buttholes and toes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay.

That's quite a visual.

[John Clay Wolf]

So thanks. Did you have these parties at your house?

[Caller/Guest]

Especially when some of them toes are in the butthole?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, can't do that.

Can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Tracy, do you have any. What's your schedule look like? Are you playing? Are you on. On tour right now? Are you. Are you chilling?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm on tour, but I want to call in to put in a music request.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

You ain't played no Lionel Rich. You Ain't played no Lionel Richie, you ain't played no Diana Ross, you ain't played no Bell, no Big or no Devoid.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your favorite Lionel Richie song?

[Caller/Guest]

Hello? Is it me you're looking for? Cause I wonder where you are and I wonder what you do and I want to tell you so bad I love you

[John Clay Wolf]

that is a pretty good version of that. Who you got on the soccer game tomorrow? Tracy Morgan.

[Caller/Guest]

I only. I only care about the Knicks. When the Knicks play, that's where I have my fun. Did you hear about me getting in trouble? I threw up on the court. Did you know that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not.

[Caller/Guest]

It made the news a year ago. I got nauseous. I threw up on the court. But you know what happened? The Knicks won. They won that game. So going to the championship, I had to take a doo doo on the court, make them win it all.

[Co-host/Producer]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tracy Morgan, everybody. You still got it. You still got it. You've still got it.

[Co-host/Producer]

Somebody's gotta do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good talking to you, man.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I wasn't expecting that phone call.

[Co-host/Producer]

No, and the delay is already used up for the show now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wait. Oh, you dumped that, too.

[Co-host/Producer]

No, that part was okay, but the other party part was a little bit too risky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you dump both parts of the party part or one part?

[Co-host/Producer]

One part in particular.

[John Clay Wolf]

The toe in the.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, you can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to hear the unedited version, you just go to jcwshow.com. that's where the video live stream is. And we don't have to dump that for FCC regs. Actually, I accidentally dropped an F bomb a minute ago, and that got done.

[Co-host/Producer]

You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did is what Turley told me. I didn't realize I did. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

That does happen. I said something once I didn't even know I said.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were talking about Hillary Clinton.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yes, I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you next Tuesday is what you

[Co-host/Producer]

call them, Kind of sort of, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And do you not like Hillary Clinton?

[Co-host/Producer]

It came out so naturally, nobody in the studio even caught it. And our listener calls up and goes, did y' all remember J just said? I'm like, no way I said that. Then the guy goes in the office, listens to the tape, and he comes back to the window and goes, he said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. And we're gonna say that and more when we join the John Clay Wolf show in about three minutes after this song. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the calling number Q104, New York City, WMGK, Philadelphia. Big 100 DC. We've got all the Yankee pricks covered in one shot. Be right back. All I want is to have my pizza.

[Caller/Guest]

There's a pretty wide gap between a

[Co-host/Producer]

Hollywood cowboy and the real thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Wolf brand delivers authentic taste.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a southwest tradition, plain and simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Neighbor, when's the last time you had a big, thick, steaming bowl of Wolf brand bull? Well, that's too lofty.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the John Clay Wolf show. The number one rated Saturday morning show broadcasting coast to coast from LA to New York.

New York City.

Get a rope. You're listening to the John Clay Wolf Show. JCWShow.com New York City.

Get a rope. Mark in Ohio, you've got an 86911 Carrera. Is it a turbo? Is it a. Is it a SC?

[Caller/Guest]

No, Carrera is Carrera. There's no SC.

[John Clay Wolf]

The other is an 86ers.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's not an SC. It's. It's just a straight up Carrera.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a. It's a convertible. It's a cab.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has the motor been repackaged? Because those things are bad about leaking.

[Caller/Guest]

No, there's still leaks at all. It's been gone through. Prior to me owning it, I know there was some motor work done on it. Transmission work, clutch.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

Steering rack, struts.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

I've had it for almost a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. What says you want? Want 65 grand for it? I sold one with 37, 000 miles for 63000 last June. That was a 85. I'd known, but it's the same car.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Now this one also has the, the turbo tail on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Co-host/Producer]

Paints.

[Caller/Guest]

Fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean it's not a concourse car, but it's immaculate.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it?

[Caller/Guest]

145 on the body.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just too high.

[Caller/Guest]

It's just the motor was redone.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just too high. Where'd you buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Bring a trailer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What'd you pay? Bring a trailer.

[Caller/Guest]

A lot less than 65, but I put a lot of work into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. Well, I mean the listings public, I can see. What, what did it bring?

[Caller/Guest]

50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. See a bit about.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I mean I'm looking at, you know, maybe seeing what it's worth, if it's worth selling it. You know, I've had other high end sports cars you know, the price was right, so they sold.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotcha. Okay. We. We buy and sell on. Bring a trailer quite a [e-mail] but, well, that car, I mean, so if I get it for, if I had it for 50, how am I supposed to make money with it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I mean, I hear you, man. I hear you. I know you guys are in business.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do for a living?

[Caller/Guest]

Business, It's a hobby. Right now I'm retired military.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you say. So you made your money? I mean, you made your living being working for the military?

[Caller/Guest]

I make my money through hustling car

[John Clay Wolf]

dealers for high mileage Porsches. How you make your money? All right, thank you, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Co-host/Producer]

Radio Some more Florida news if you'd like.

[Christina Lang]

All right.

[Co-host/Producer]

Do we need the opener?

No, no, you can just go right into it.

Florida man had a plan to beat the court ordered drug test. You know how that went? Kind of went off the rails for him. 52 year old James Shepard showed up at the Flagler County Sheriff's office to give a urine sample. Part of his deal. Right. He showed up. Unfortunately, he drove with a suspended license when he got there, which of course violates his probation. And then he had a much bigger problem in his pants. Yeah, he actually went there with a fake urine device hooked up to a heater, heating pad and all complete with a fake boy part.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when we were in. Is there, is there audio?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, he attempted to ditch the fake boy part in the back of a police cruiser. But of course the back of the police cruiser has a video number seven.

What is this?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what that is. James, I have you on video pulling out a peabag and a dildo out of your pants. Okay, I'm not stupid. I clean this car every day. I'm responsible for what is in this car. I would know if there's a pee

[Co-host/Producer]

bag and a dildo in my car.

Oh, my gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So 1992 SMU locker room. I played football there.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're drug testing us all for steroids.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to use any names.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

But two people had pea bags on their leg. So it's warm.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You go into the deal clean and you put the pee in the cup.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you try to get somebody that doesn't do steroids.

[Co-host/Producer]

Get your girlfriend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get somebody not a girlfriend. Because they're checking, they know. Male versus not male.

[Co-host/Producer]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I even Think they know black and white.

[Co-host/Producer]

All right, leave that alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was. It was a real thing.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did they get away.

[Co-host/Producer]

Did they pull.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't pull it off. They pulled it out.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, I got you.

Well, yeah, they would go into a stall so they couldn't see.

Okay. They weren't watching the process. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's.

[Co-host/Producer]

This is not a new. I don't know what the new technology is. Apparently this guy didn't.

It's the Wizinator.

Yeah, it's what it is.

It's called. We have a. We have a. A censored photo of it, and it's a whole kit. It comes with, like, a little hand warmer type heater thing. Powdered urine that you mix up. That's like, synthetic.

Oh, there it is. JCW show dot com. You can see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Wizinator golden shower.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, It's a real deal that. That thing has been around for 30 years, John. I used to see this when the Internet was brand new to me. Okay. And it was illegal in a lot of places. And that company has paid a lot of fines and a lot of, like, business expenses to keep themselves out of prison. And so now they sell it as a novelty.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been. Back when you did some smoke, some grass, has anybody ever drug tested you for grass back when they used to do that?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, I used to get it all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you pass?

[Caller/Guest]

Sure.

[Co-host/Producer]

Gel.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your gel?

[Co-host/Producer]

Sure, gel is in the. In the grocery aisle. I think it's over close to the jello, right, J.D. yes, it is the stuff you make gelatin out of. Make your home preserves and things.

Make gelatin out of.

Yeah, it's chock full of pectin, which is like kind of almost like a vitamin C derivative. It'll mask anything and it gets thick. What you do is you mix it in a deal of warm water and you drink that, the whole thing, and it's not disgusting. It actually tastes kind of. Kind of citrusy. And then you don't touch any fruit juices or caffeine or anything that will make it, you know, separate itself from the liquid in your stomach. You drink as much water as you want to, and after 90 minutes, your bladder has turned into a bowl full of jelly.

I don't believe any of that.

And nothing, nothing passes but pure, clean water with creatine at the proper temperature.

He's not lying about. Because in the late 90s, I had to pass a drug test. And so the way I did it was I had a full gallon of this tea. I can't remember the name of it, but I had to drink this full gallon of tea.

Okay.

Drank it down and then took the test, Passed, no problem.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[Co-host/Producer]

But you have to drink this whole gallon of it. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Head Shop Juice.

Yeah. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all know it's real Head shop.

[Co-host/Producer]

It's called Gold 2000 or something. Yeah, yeah. That was the precursor to the Wizinator.

Or maybe it just don't do drugs.

Well, yeah, that's what we're doing, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So weed is legal in so many states now. When you, like, if you're in Texas and you're from California, you're used to smoking weed. Do they. Do they drug test you for weed? We'll find out when we get back. My name is John Clay Wolf. We got it. We've got to flip to the top of the hour. We're gonna add a bunch of more state many more stations right now. You can watch us. I think New York City, we're losing you right now. So you can go to jcwshow.com and you can stream from there. We've got four. What, how many more hours left?

[Caller/Guest]

Lot. A lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot left. We'll be right back. Remember, you can stream us if you lose us in these different time zones because we're live. JCW Show John Claywolf, jcwshow.com Be right back. Down in the hole. And I don't know what I could be saying.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free, 800, 800 radio and check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

J. Tracy Morgan called in earlier. He wanted to hear a song from a black person. So we selected 37 of them that all sing at once, named Earth, Wind and Fire.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is going out to you. Tracy Morgan, 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. My son Maddox, who's been on the show several times, he's a smart little dude. He's only 19. And he's a debater.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's in the debate club over at King's College in London. He goes to King's College in London. And I've noticed that he's. He's dressing a little more British. Yeah. He's wearing jackets often, a lot of tweeds.

[Co-host/Producer]

Short, short, short pants, you know, show the ankles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't notice that, but, but lots of, lots of blazers.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And wait, did they have a picture of this? Does Kyle have a picture of this? AO I don't.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah. It doesn't have video. We have audio though, of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's too bad. I've got this. Kyle, I'm going to send this to you right now. If you can jam it in there real quick. Cuban to the [e-mail]. he went on the Alex Stein program. Like, Alex is part of the Turning Point network. The Charlie Kirk thing.

[Co-host/Producer]

Real America's Voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real America's Voice. And he went on that show last night and this is his first time to do anything like that. And Maddox is pretty square, but he's pretty spicy.

[Co-host/Producer]

Where was he?

[John Clay Wolf]

In Dallas, some studio. Yeah, he's home for the, for the summer. And he, Alex, set him up against. What's his name, son, Alex Jones. Alex Jones's son is a professional podcaster. He, he, that kid is already, I think he's about three years old, is older. I think that guy's about 23. Alex Jones's son. And I was surprised when I turned it on and I saw that. So he, he put him in the ring with Conor McGregor basically right out of the gate. And my son is a liberal wannabe is what I call him. He's got some Texan in him and he's got, he's really a centrist, but he's got, he's trying to be, I don't know, I mean, whatever, let them be who they are. But here's some cuts from this debate last night that was on, on their channel.

[Caller/Guest]

Now, Maddox's dad is on iheartmedia and he's on over 100 stations. And his. He has a show called givemetheven.com and it's a great show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not called givemetheven.com. you. It's called the John Clay Wolf Show. The company that sponsors the show is called givemetheven.com next.

[Caller/Guest]

His dad told me, you know, my son, he goes to school in London and I've noticed that he is a little liberal and I would like for you to have a conversation with him. Alex, what are some of your political viewpoints?

[John Clay Wolf]

Some of my political viewpoint?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, like, do you like abortion? Yeah, shut up. Shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like abortion? No bueno. You think it's okay for a baby,

[Caller/Guest]

For a baby to get murdered?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, it's not a baby until a certain point.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, you gotta be kidding. You gotta be kidding me right now. Hold on. Why does the baby get to choose if it wants to live or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's because the baby doesn't have a soul. Yeah, the baby doesn't have the level of sentience required to justify that kind of choice.

[Caller/Guest]

You gotta be kidding me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, so that's not a liberal viewpoint.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Go ahead.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it has a heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, if it has a heart. Not necessarily. How is a heart in any way, shape or form the deciding factor on, like, what gives somebody a right to life? You got be kidding me. What do you mean you got to be kidding me?

[Caller/Guest]

You seem like such a smart young man. You go to the 31st best university in the world and you don't understand that there's a little life in there and that if they have a heart that they're starting to form the most of the time people have an abortion is they just don't want to pay for the baby. Here's the thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just look at it from a metaphysical perspective. You are eliminating something that is binding you to some potential future, and out of that you get more time. How is that not a deal with the devil?

[Caller/Guest]

I understand that your liberal position is that abortion is okay, but will you

[John Clay Wolf]

admit that it is a murder of a baby?

[Co-host/Producer]

No. Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else you got?

[Co-host/Producer]

That's the full clip right there. That's just a taste of it.

Yeah, he's pretty rational, Maddox.

[John Clay Wolf]

The only clip he sent you.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah. That's pretty harsh though, right there. I mean, that's. To have him come out with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told you to jump to the end of it. There was some different stuff at the end of it. It. But anyway.

[Co-host/Producer]

What?

Well, just to have him. Throw him in there in that topic. Yeah, that's a very polarizing topic.

Yeah. No, they went straight for blood.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This went on.

[Caller/Guest]

He held himself out.

[Co-host/Producer]

If you want me to post it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you post it.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to JCW show and post it.

[Co-host/Producer]

So have you talked to him after this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, I. That was the roughest part of the whole deal. And the rest of it got. He. He won. Definitely won a few rounds. Yep. Well, there's not.

[Co-host/Producer]

I don't think there's a winner. An abortion topic anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's not, but that was the one that was the cringiest.

[Co-host/Producer]

So he. So did you. Did he know he was going to come on there before? Did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew he was going to come on, but he didn't know what he was doing.

[Co-host/Producer]

I'm talking about. Did you just throw this to him? It's like, hey, guess what? You're going to come on to Alex Stein show.

No, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

We talked about it a while back and I and I put him together on a group chat. I said, you'd like this kid because he's got that Charlie Kirk thing in him and he's young. And Alex talked to him a little bit and said he kind of brought him on just because he's my kid. And I gave him. I said, it'll be fine because he knew that I have a decent opinion of fine. And then they went through this whole thing and he called me last night, he said, that kid is awesome. I'm gonna start using him this. And then I want him back. This was one of the best shows we ever had. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the low point of the show, actually. What he. What we just clipped, he stuck to,

[Co-host/Producer]

you know, he met. He stuck to his grounds.

[Caller/Guest]

That's.

[Co-host/Producer]

You gotta admire that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Victor Sandoval, Mission Hills, California. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

What's up, man? I just heard your story about the Wizardator and I wanted to share a story. Okay. So I had one of them a long time ago. And you know, sometimes people want to watch up or whatever, how to do it for like a drug test. I ended up, one of my friends had to do the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

And he took the thing and used it. I didn't ask for it back, but like Pre K said, that thing got pat. That was the nator got passed around like an old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like an old hoover. Thank you, Vic. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Brian in Sarasota, Florida. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good morning. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, so I was just flipping through the live on YouTube and I was listening to you have a conversation with a gentleman, kind of. It seemed like a big sale on a vehicle. I said, this is a perfect guy to talk to because it seems like you know exactly what you're talking about when it comes to vehicles. Okay. And I was just telling your call screener that I'm a struggling entrepreneur. I created a website. And the website is a comparison website that takes factors that people think are most important and spits out an answer as to, you know, what their favorite vehicle is, who the best basketball player is, you know, what kind of what, what's the best movie to watch? Like it's a decision making tool. But specifically on the car piece, I'm curious from an expert's perspective, what Types of things are most important. Like, what are you looking for?

[John Clay Wolf]

Toyota.

[Caller/Guest]

Right. So it tends to be, and that's what I'm seeing with my algorithm is a lot of, a lot of Toyota when it comes to consistency.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the factors, I buy Toyotas for myself and for my kids, and I have more cars than anybody you'll ever probably meet. I think we have 2200 cars in inventory right now. Givemetheven.com sells about 5 to 7, sometimes 800 cars a week in our wholesale distributorship. And there's a reason that I drive a Toyota and there's a reason I buy Toyotas for my kids. They hold their value the best, they break down the least, and the body styles don't get old and agey looking. And that's why the Toyota dealers make the most money. Like, if you own a Toyota store, you would have to have something really wrong with you. Have you ever seen a Toyota store go bankrupt?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was one called Lexus of Englewood. The only Lexus store in the history of man that has ever filed for bankruptcy. And it was because of corruption. Oh, it was just because of corruption.

[Co-host/Producer]

You can run anything out of business. Yeah, I saw a liquor store go out of business once. How do you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

But, I mean, I'm not trying to be, you know, cute, but it's just really that simple. It's just that simple. So I hope that helps.

[Caller/Guest]

So. So, yeah, it does. So it holds the value the most. And you described like the aesthetic value. Like, like it's not going to get old. Like in looking in 15 years, it's still going to look good. It's still going to look modern.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's, it just, it's just the, it's just the easiest, best monetarily way to go. And then like when I'm bidding a Toyota Tacoma with 150,000 miles on it, it, the return value on that is like a dodge truck with 80,000 miles on it. Because the market knows that that car, that truck has more life in it than a domestic truck. Therefore, it brings more money on the used market. And it's just that simple. Simple. Thank you, man. Coming up next, we're going to do dial a deal where y' all call in with your cars and I'll bid them on the air. For America's best car buyer gives. Give me the vin.com. you can go to givemetheven.com right now. Put in your car. You're just throw your VIN number in there and we'll give you an offer. If we don't beat a carmax or Carvana deal, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars for the [e-mail] but if you want to just talk to me right now and get a bit on the air that is [e-mail] call in during this music break. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. My name is John Clay Wolfe and we will be right back after this song. Selling your car is so easy. GiveMeTheVin.com is simple, fast, a rated by the better business bureau and has thousands of Google reviews. Enter your VIN or license plate number, a couple of pics and prepare to be impressed. You'll always get the best offer on your vehicle because if they can't beat

[Christina Lang]

your carmax offer, they'll pay you a hundred dollars. Click givemethevin.com and get your check on

[John Clay Wolf]

the spot from America's best car buyer.

[Co-host/Producer]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

Now this is a different kind of call. Richard in Florida. You've got a 69 Firebird.

[Caller/Guest]

Where I got it in Puerto Rico. I had brought it there to restore it. I was supposed to be retired, but I had a life event happen and that wasn't able to happen. So I have it there and I still can't restore it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, those Puerto Ricans will do it cheaper than us Yankees. So are you.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I was just looking to possibly, you know, I have a farm there that was destroyed by hurricane Maria and I was just. I would pretty much be willing to give you the car if you'd be willing to give me some type of donation because I know it costs you money to get it back home and taxes and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would it cost to get it back over here?

[Caller/Guest]

I think probably two grand would be my guess to get it back there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of shape is it in?

[Caller/Guest]

It's, it needs a little bit of body work. But the engine itself, the 400 big block is still running well, you know, transmission, radiators, all that. For some reason. It used to be three on the tree and somebody put an automatic in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Do you have, do you have photos of it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I do Have a few photos of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load photos into givemetheven.com okay. And explain our conversation on the radio and what you're proposing. Let me take a look at it and see if it's worth dragging back over here.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure. Everything to give the VIN.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com and that goes for everybody listening. You can go to givemetheven.com and load her up. Brendan. Indiana. Good morning. What city in Indiana? All right. An 05 Tundra. Four wheel drive crew cab with 90 average rough or clean condition.

[Caller/Guest]

In good condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. V8 I'm assuming. I think they were all V8s back then. 20 years ago. So do you know if it's a SR5 or the WT, which is like the work truck?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a SR5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got 95,000 miles on it.

[Co-host/Producer]

It.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, 92,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd give 8,500. Nine grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. You want to sell it?

[Christina Lang]

No, I'm just interested.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Let's take one more real quick. I'm looking at. He's trying to screen these as we go. David. An 08 Jeep Wrangler 4x4 with 160 on it. If it's a, is it a four door?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably six grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. I had no idea. I literally just retired like 20 minutes ago and I got a third vehicle and I don't need it. I had no idea what to even

[John Clay Wolf]

even ask for it now, you know. Well, just sell it to me. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com we'll you're in Austin. We'll. We have an office in Austin. We can get you paid in money.

[Caller/Guest]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Takes it. Take some pictures and load it up into givemetheven.com. everybody else on hold. Just take your cars and put them into givemetheven.com. we will be right back.

The John Clay Wolf show. Why are you Yelling? America's number one rated Saturday morning show online at jcwshow.com Tom 800, 800 radio. Your Saturday morning just got an upgrade.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, kid.

[Co-host/Producer]

How you doing?

[Caller/Guest]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

His wife just had a baby.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, the baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

You got a picture.

[Co-host/Producer]

Boom.

[Caller/Guest]

There you go.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, beautiful, huh?

[Caller/Guest]

Lucky man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you so much. My greatest treasure. Hey, you know, she looks a little Asian.

What are you.

[Co-host/Producer]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

She has a look, a little Asian look about her. It's a strange thing to say, Larry.

[Caller/Guest]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the big deal? What are you getting at is all I'm asking. Because most people would just say first, she's beautiful.

I'm saying that, you know, she just

has a slight Asian look to it. I feel like you're maybe saying something's off about it.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not saying something's on about it. It's good. It's a good thing. That's a compliment.

[John Clay Wolf]

How so? She's exotic. I wish I looked a little Asian.

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, the number one one weekend morning show in America. Check out the podcast jcwshow.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's so funny, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Curb your enthusiasm. So damn good.

[Caller/Guest]

So good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so good.

[Co-host/Producer]

I'm finding myself doing dumb things like that too. Being in the. The a hole. Had somebody at work come in with her daughter, the office, and yeah, she's like, oh, doesn't she. Oh, she's pregnant.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, look.

[Co-host/Producer]

Didn't she look beautiful?

[Caller/Guest]

Glowing.

[Co-host/Producer]

Glowing. I'm like, yeah, she looks pregnant.

Good. Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you really?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what am I supposed to say?

[Co-host/Producer]

Never. See, just say she looks beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's not. How old was her daughter?

[Co-host/Producer]

Mid-20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And what did the daughter. What was her reaction? Or was it a photo?

[Co-host/Producer]

She goes, well, yeah, you know, my ankles are swollen.

[John Clay Wolf]

She started feeling really bad and I

[Co-host/Producer]

was like, like, I mean, you're pregnant.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what happens.

[Co-host/Producer]

You know, that's part of it.

That's what happens.

My wife was not happy with me when I told her about that.

She's.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're supposed to say, he.

[Co-host/Producer]

She's glowing and stuff.

Beautiful, glowing.

So if somebody walked up, that's what you'd say?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I've definitely been the guy that have said, you're pregnant. Wow.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah. What do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And no, no, no, no, no, no. And they're not. Oh, God.

[Co-host/Producer]

God, John. Never guess. Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a bad one. You don't guess.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's a real bad one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you don't guess people's age.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Super car blondie.

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

Even if. Even if they ask you to guess, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

Hey, well, how old do I look? You don't want that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, you're about my age, like 50. She's like, I'm 38. Jerry Wayne Longmire. Good morning. The comedian, funny man, the car cutter, the hot wheels guru. Are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. Can you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. I started to hear you, then it went away. That's Too bad.

[Co-host/Producer]

He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sounded perfect and then it just went away.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, I'm back. I think I got it fixed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're rich and famous now. How does it feel to be rich and famous? He finally hit. He hit good,

[Caller/Guest]

man. The rich ain't showed up yet. Yeah, I'm sitting out here in an un air conditioned garage at Saturday morning, at 9 o' clock in the morning. It doesn't feel like something a rich guy would do.

[Co-host/Producer]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been on tour, man, like heavy duty.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's crazy, man. We're doing the whole thing. When we started this thing about a month ago, we're doing 62 cities before the end of the year. I'm going there, I'm following the world of Outlaws to the, the world finals in Charlotte and, and hitting just about every city I can squeeze myself into. My agent sent me to Maine in December.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's close.

[Caller/Guest]

I think he doesn't like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Shane Gillis just broke a world record for a stand up comedian audience. Did you see this?

[Caller/Guest]

I did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

76,000 people in a stadium. I mean, I mean he's okay, he's funny, but he ain't that damn funny.

[Caller/Guest]

I think he's pretty funny. I just don't understand. So I've done a show for like 5,000 people, right? And it's real hard for stand up comedy to work for 5,000 people, right? But I can't imagine what it, how it, how it works for 76,000 people. How many people do you have relay and what you're saying and you know,

[John Clay Wolf]

you know you're in this, I mean you've been in it for a little while now, but this, this lift that you're catching, you're in the perfect space because I was talking to a music producer the other day and he was telling me that stand up comedy, big stand up comedy is outselling big music in many areas. So like Tate, you know, not to compare to Taylor Swift, but the big concerts, this big concert for comedy is not, it's happening. I mean I saw Joe Rogan sell out Dickies in Fort Worth. 16,000 people two nights in a row. The great big comedy shows. These guys are getting paid now like pretty heavy duty. I mean they always have been. But, but anyway, I'm, I'm excited for you now. I don't think you're going to make that much money. Next weekend in Walnut Springs, Texas at the Walnut Springs Roadhouse.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm so, I'm so excited to come though, man. I've missed you guys. And I got to hang out with you in a while. And I'm real curious what kind of cars I'm gonna be sleeping around.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's some you'll love. What's in the shop right now. Love. Now I do have to.

[Caller/Guest]

There you had Paul newman's Ferrari. So that it's got of hard to top that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's some pretty cool stuff. Did you watch. Did you happen to watch the video we put out on our YouTube channel last weekend with the guy in Arkansas? Because you'll really like it.

[Caller/Guest]

Is that the dude that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what I got.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

He was a mess.

[John Clay Wolf]

That one blasted off. I mean, it's like half a million views already. I mean, do we have some cuts from that dude?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I know I got three and

[John Clay Wolf]

a half million dollars sitting in these cars.

[Caller/Guest]

Crank up and drive to Barrett.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, these. These cars have been sitting there for 20 and 30 years. And he's like, oh, all you gotta do is crank it up and drive to Barrett.

[Caller/Guest]

Crank up and drive to Barrett.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, at first he told you he didn't know anything about it, but then he. I definitely know I got $3 million right there.

[Christina Lang]

Right?

[Caller/Guest]

I know I got three and a half million dollars sitting in these cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, you don't. And. And we wound up buying like 18 of them. But what was funny is that video took off so hard. We have a location in little rock, Arkansas. And people that were watching the video knew we had. They figured out we had a location there. And they were going to it to see the cars because they assumed that they were sitting there. And there was like five people there looking at them. And the dude walked in to get a check because he. He sold us three batches of cars. And the dude walked in to get a check at our office. And the people that were there were like. Like starstruck. We've made this guy famous. You're kidding. No. Abdullah called me and he said, you won't believe this. They were like, one. One of them wanted his autograph.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Isn't that funny? But the commenters and everybody on the comments, like, john, you were so patient. You were so patient. I mean, my God, you're so patient. I remember when this was going on, I would just sit back and let this happen because I'm like, this guy is weaving Internet gold right now. I mean, and I was like, I'm just gonna let this go and the commenters are going to take care of this. And I was telling My guy Mike that bought the cars after I left, I said, you need to get these cars wrapped up and get this all done because this video is going out in two weeks and the commenters are going to rip his ass so hard that he's going to be mad at us. It's not our fault, but that's what's going to happen. And he's like, you know what he's like. And he's like, well, I'm going to do this. I said, I'm telling you. I told Mike again, I said, you need to get your business done with Jeremy before this video comes out because there's nothing that we did. But. But the commenters are gonna, are just gonna eat him alive. And it was. That's what happened. Hey, did you see. So Jerry has his shtick. Kyle, will you throw that. That. We're on the phone with Jerry. Wayne Lohmeyer. Kyle, will you throw that image up that I sent you a minute ago? And I said it to you, Jerry too, so the, the [e-mail] can see it. This Jeep, do you, do you have a picture of. What is that, like a 52 Willis Jeepster or something?

[Caller/Guest]

Willis. So like a Willis Overland.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought this from Josh Paris at Gas Monkey Garage. And if you were, if you ever watched Fired Up, Fired Up Garage, they built this, this rig in Fired Up Garage and It's got a 12 valve Cummins in it.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh my God. And you bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm selling it the last Wednesday in two weeks. GiveMeTheEven.com we have our classic collector sale and I'm gonna have it in that auction. Absolute. Is that Wednesday the 27th or the 28th? Anyway, guys, if you want to buy classic collector cars, we've got a hundred really good ones the last Wednesday of this month.

[Co-host/Producer]

29th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Manheim, Dallas, 29th July. But that will be in it. But I didn't know if I sent you that earlier. Maybe you don't have anything cocked and

[Caller/Guest]

ready for it, but Jerry will take that thing. Looks like it. Oh my God. It looks like a ransom note. Pieced together from three different vehicles. They just took a piece of American history and turned it into an art car. This is hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry's really good at taking images of vehicles and cutting on them. And that's what really kind of going.

[Caller/Guest]

It's just so bad. It's so bad. I mean, God almighty. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about the paint selection?

[Caller/Guest]

The proportions look like somebody drew a truck from memory.

[Co-host/Producer]

See [e-mail], by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, you were telling me that some of the biggest hits you've had cutting up Cars have been like Mom Cars, I think.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, the Mom Cars video did really good. It doesn't, you know, honestly, it just depends. The thing is, is the ones that go really big are the ones where I'm kind of tired of doing it and I be mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, that's right.

[Caller/Guest]

I've been. And I don't feel like doing it. Then they're a hit every time. And the one I just did, I hadn't done one in a couple months and I just kind of did one for the fans and I really didn't feel like doing it and I sat down to write about it and I was just kind of in it. A crap attitude about it hit so hard. But I was being so mean. I was like, I was like, oh my God, they're gonna turn on me over this one. And no, they just, they just went along with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you say?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't even remember, to be honest with you. You know, I've made 125 of those videos and the thing I've tried not to do is ever repeat a joke, but I put them all together and it's like seven hours of one line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, it's two 287 jokes or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's that YouTube money? You know who opened my eyes to YouTube money was you, that day at lunch two years ago when we were sitting there and you were explaining to me your income off YouTube and Facebook and all that.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, my YouTube stays pretty steady. So between that Facebook and Tick Tock, I average anywhere from like four to five a month.

[John Clay Wolf]

From those four to $5,000. But that's on shorts. You can actually make some money on the long form videos.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, my, my podcast does okay on there. I have that hour long podcast I do weekly except last week because I was in Los Angeles having too much fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we're bringing in about 30,000amonth off of our YouTube. YouTube.

[Caller/Guest]

I believe that your, your long form videos are beautiful. Everything on them is absolutely gorgeous. You're shooting them right? You're, you're. Everything's framed, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks colored sound. You know, it costs to do though. You know what it costs to do those videos?

[Caller/Guest]

Probably 60.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really does. We eat up all the money in production. Seriously. Yeah, yeah, because it takes four people to do it.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm like, I look at yours, I look at mine, I'm like, well, mine is one Guy in a garage and I very rarely ever pay me. So it's not too bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, man, we look forward to seeing you next week. I'm throwing you a curveball. I don't know if you know this yet. I will not be here. Everybody else will. But I will be with Jay Leno and we're doing the show from Jay. I'm doing the show with Jay Leno from Jay Leno's garage next week. So I will have you on. I'll be remoted in right on. On a. On one podcast. So it'll sound like I'm there, but I'm not going to be here. And you know, killer, you're never there.

[Caller/Guest]

I never get to hang out with

[John Clay Wolf]

you anymore when I come completely screwed you. But, I mean, I got invited by Jay Leno on this date and had to be this date.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm like, yeah, I don't mind getting. I don't mind getting one up by Jay Leno.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we will see you. You will be in Walnut Springs playing Go. Go to where do they go?

[Co-host/Producer]

The Roadhouse for tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just go to Walnut Springs roadhouse.com, get tickets for Jerry Wayne or just go to Walnut Springs Rally, get tickets for Jerry Wayne Longmire. If you're in Central Texas, come see him. And he's going to be on the show with us next Saturday also. I mean, Jerry's the only guy who I've ever had come replace me on a day that I couldn't be here, that you were the only person in 20 years that I've ever handed the microphone to and walked away and said, he can handle this and that'll happen again.

[Caller/Guest]

I like the way you did it where you didn't tell me about it till three minutes before the show. That was my favorite, favorite part of that.

[Co-host/Producer]

True. We did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, if he wants to do the first two hours. Yeah, if you want to get up real early and do New York City and Philly and all that. Because we were going to run replay in those first two hours because I'm not getting up at 3 in LA to do New York at 6. We'll talk about it when we get

[Caller/Guest]

off there early and do it. I need to sell tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. That's Jerry Wayne Longmire. Come see him live in Walnut Springs tonight, Texas at the Walnut Springs Roadhouse next Friday night. And he will be on the show next Saturday. And we will be live from John Jay Leno's garage as well. Be right back.

You're listening to the number one rated Saturday morning show in the country. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[Co-host/Producer]

The chaos has only just begun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show.

[Caller/Guest]

Hit him up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio.

I find your voice quite melodious.

800, 800 radio.

[Christina Lang]

Just like doing real methamphetamine now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay wolf.

Quick shout out again. Mechanic. I need a mechanic at our Recon facility in St. Louis, Missouri. Go to gmtvgarage.com click email. John particularly classic and collector car mechanic would even be better. That's what you're going to be working on. So I don't need an electronic diag guy. I need somebody that's an all around cowboy. We are hiring right now a mechanic at our recon facility in St. Louis, Missouri. And all you'll be working on is classic and collector cars. And that job was available as of yesterday because we had to shoot somebody.

[Co-host/Producer]

Literally. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, not that. But you know, let them go.

[Co-host/Producer]

Wait. I mean, a mechanic didn't cut it. No way. There's not. That's not possible. I mean, how many mechanics have worked here?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was not here. It's up there with. Not that many.

[Co-host/Producer]

Not that many?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

I mean, over three years that fire chicken ate a few people, huh? How many?

[Caller/Guest]

Two. Three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three. Three people?

[Christina Lang]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four. At least four. Yeah, but it's really the dumbass factor. It's just, you know, when, when you're desperate, you grab people that you normally wouldn't hire. And when you're out in the middle of the woods like this, you just grab. Where do you live? I live about 10 miles down the road. All right, you're hired.

[Co-host/Producer]

You're in, you know. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you can't be that picky. But now we've got some pretty good people. One of the better ones is a guy that lives four miles down the road. I'm like, where the hell have you been for three years? You know, and he's doing great.

[Co-host/Producer]

My favorite's the guy from Chicago that

[John Clay Wolf]

drove in the body man.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The listener. Bill, the alcoholic.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah. Basically drink everything alcohol that you had at the saloon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Co-host/Producer]

You cleaned the joint out. I admire that. I mean, that's Texas. You got to be dedicated, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had a listener in Chicago that was listening to me complain about restoring this car and he called in and said, hey, I can do this car. And I was like, okay. And the more he talked, the more he sounded like he Could. I'm sitting here, got off the radio one day, they call from the roadhouse in town, said, hey, there's a fellow here from Chicago looking for you. No joke. I talked to him on the radio. That was it. He got in the car and drove here. I was thinking, you know, he must not have had a lot going on, right. In his life if he called unannounced. He showed up with his tools. I gave him a place to stay. He started going, and then about took about four days.

[Co-host/Producer]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the guys were like, hey, man, this guy's an alcoholic. I'm like, well, you know, an alcoholic can be a good worker. Some of the best workers I've ever had are alcoholics. Let's give him a shot.

[Co-host/Producer]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not my job to measure his drinking. Yeah, right. Because an alcoholic knows if they've got a place where they will stay employed, if they just are functioning, then they. They'll stay with you for 30 years. So I'm like, hey, this might be a keeper. The alcoholic part did not turn me off at all. But he's a hardcore vodka alcoholic.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah. That's the end of the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the end of the road. That's a difference, right? And he talked me into a lot of things, and they just got to the point where they're just like, he's just wasted all the time. So I had to give a. Oh. And he was at the cantina in town, in the roadhouse, making an ass of himself, being all drunk at the bar several times.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's not good. Yeah, vodka's.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had to pull a gun out and say, bill, it's been nice to see you, but, yeah, like time travel.

[Co-host/Producer]

You remind me so much of Jackie Brown when you talk about your rapid turnover rate. Sometimes times like you remember, okay, Samuel Jackson takes De Niro to the back of his car and opens a trunk, right? And De Niro says, who's that? And Sammy Jackson. Just as. As plain as. As an employee. I had to let go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I tell y' all something?

Sure.

I'm trying to hire a mechanic in St. Louis, right? And y' all aren't helping a damn thing.

[Co-host/Producer]

Hey, you're the one said, you shoot them, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I said, we have had to shoot somebody.

[Co-host/Producer]

Somebody blew brain my brains out right

[John Clay Wolf]

there. It was for good reason.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, Mount ain't got a doing time kind of sensibility.

They need to know what they're getting into.

So how do they.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell you the guy that manages the recon shop up there is a more. Prof. He's, he's. It's a good place. They're good at what they do. They're really good at.

[Co-host/Producer]

How do they apply?

[John Clay Wolf]

They go to gmtvgarage.com click email John and I'll get you in touch with the owner of that recon facility up there that's got the cars and we work with him and it's a class act. Very classic. Okay. Chris in North Carolina. 75 vet 85,000mile t top four speed. So it's a stick shift.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a scale of 1 to 10, these cars aren't worth a lot of money. You know that already. How not how nice is it because they just made so many of those C4 vets. Wait. One, two, three. C3 vis. Yeah, sorry.

[Caller/Guest]

I would say it's a good eight, especially what's been done to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The, the, the four. The four speed stroked out to a 383. That doesn't really know the spoiler kit. So is it like a shark kit or something? A mako shark?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, kind of. A little spoiler across. It's got a wing across the back and then the, around the back and then the hood. I mean, excuse me, around the sides and the hood. Little, little. I have to give you the pictures. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just sent your phone number. I just took a picture of your phone number and sent it to my agent, hot rod Kyle. And he's gonna call you and you send him those pictures and you'll make a deal. He knows those vets like the backside of his hand. And you know how you learn what those vets are worth? You know, you really learn, you lose your ass. And he's lost his ass on enough of them. He knows now. We'll be right back. Thank you for calling. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and RVs. If you got an RV, a big bus, million dollar bus, $200,000 bus or a $5,000 bumper pull or a $20,000 bumper pull or gooseneck. Go to givemetheven.com we also buy RVs. We have an RV specialist in [e-mail] Be right back.

[Co-host/Producer]

The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like KFMQ Rock 106.1 Gallups Rock Station and Kaaz Rock 1067. Anything that rocks for Salt Lake city. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video [e-mail] and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf

show right after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com call John toll free. Cheap Bastards, 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. If you missed any of the show, go to jcwshow.com right now and download the podcast. This is the largest morning show in America. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow, wow, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning America. Good morning, California. We're joining our number one in la, in San Diego, in Seattle, in Portland.

[Caller/Guest]

And we're gonna go all the way. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think we're on In Iowa.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

can you find Iowa affiliates? Denver, have you. I need to Iowa for a reason.

[Caller/Guest]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a reason. I'm mentioning Iowa. Bobo, have you ever heard of American Pickers?

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know the Wolf Brothers?

Sure.

[Co-host/Producer]

Right. Can you find it?

Yeah, I've got it right here. Davenport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Davenport, Iowa.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

Now, it's a different set of brothers than I think I remember from when I used to watch the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the one guy passed away. His name's Frank, I believe.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then Mike brought his brother Rob into the fray, so Rob replaced Frank.

[Co-host/Producer]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Rob actually was working with Frank before Mike ever knew him. So Rob started this thing and their dad was kind of a picker. And then the TV show started and Rob didn't do the. Robbie didn't do the TV show because he was busy, like with life and kids and working, and he didn't have time.

[Co-host/Producer]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now, you know, 20 years later, whatever it was then when Frank passed away, Rob said, hell, I'll do it now.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're in Iowa. And this is Rob. Rob, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

What's going on, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you? Did I explain all that correctly?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know if you explained it directly. My brother and Frank and I were friends all the way back to probably middle school days. And I was actually. You did explain that I was raising a family, had a different company to run, but I've always been a picker. I've been an antique dealer for over 40 years. So I'm right up there with you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, so he.

[Caller/Guest]

Rob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob has a killer event coming up soon called Rust Belt America. What's it called?

[Caller/Guest]

Rust belt Americana. August 5th, 6th, 7th and 8th. It's at east Moline, one of the biggest antique shows in the country. The best of the best comes out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that is coming up. And I know. What city are you in right now? Where do you all live?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm in Davenport, Iowa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what station are we on in Davenport, Iowa?

[Co-host/Producer]

106.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you put it on 106.5, Rob, you will hear your little voice. We just.

[Caller/Guest]

This is.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is our second week up there. We just started our big national syndication with 120 stations last Saturday.

[Caller/Guest]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Rob. Rob and I met through Chip Foose and we. And I. The first time I ever saw you, I was watching Rollins went up and was jacking with you about six months ago and walked through your building, and y' all had enough beers to start arguing over what you'll take for the whole damn thing.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or he brought that, actually, and he was offering you a million dollars for everything. And he. You were like, dude, come on now. For. You know, I needed.

[Caller/Guest]

I needed a million five. And he came up to a million two, and I walked away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you willing to sell the property and the stuff for a million five?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, we had a discrepancy on how many vehicles I had. I go, these vehicles aren't going with it for that kind of money. So he wanted the interior. So, you know, Richard is. That's just what. That's just kind of how it shakes out. And, you know, I. I don't. I don't need to sell it. It's my little. It's my little, you know, daytime fun place.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want you. You know what I want you to do? And I'm. The next time you're down here, I'm going to drag you down here. I'm going to show you this place. We're going to fill. I've got the place for you to put your Texas store in. In Walnut Springs, Texas. And I know I've been beating on you about that. I can't wait to show it to you.

[Co-host/Producer]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway, Rob called me on a car month ago. We bought it. I'm going to sell it. This coming up, I think February, I mean, July 29th, at Manheim, Dallas, in our classic collector sale. That 442, I think it was a 66 model.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. And then. And then you called me on a little Ferrari toy car the other day,

[Caller/Guest]

and I was going to ask, hopefully you send that to auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are we paying? Are we paying slow? Are we paying fast? When we do these deals, hell, you

[Caller/Guest]

guys pay me, right? Chloe is the salt of the earth, man. She's great to deal with. She's Johnny on the spot, man. She's like, boom. Yeah. You know, takes care of things asap.

[John Clay Wolf]

My grand. My Granddad was a smart ass, and he taught me something a long time ago. He said, confucius say, fast pay equal, longtime friend.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, it's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true.

[Caller/Guest]

And I've been in business for 45 years. That's how it works. I mean, these. These people that I've dealt with, people over the last 40 years that, you know, they drag that stuff on. It's just. That's not how you do business. My grandfather said, you buy something, you pay for it. Even if you make a mistake, you buy it, you pay for it, and you take your loss. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And do it quickly, because then you will get the phone call faster. You'll. You'll. You'll get the first phone call every time. Because they know the sec. If you make a deal, they're getting paid immediately. And there's no BS.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it just. I mean, really, the whole give me the VIN company is built on that moniker and do what you say you're gonna do when you say you're gonna do it. This is Rob Wolf from American Pickers. He was actually. I just. I just asked him to call into the show because he was pitching me a car. And I've got the video of it you sent me. I sent it to my video man. What have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 53 Chevy straight six. One owner, all original paint, an original interior, and it needs absolutely nothing. Zero. It's probably one of the nicest ones on the planet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's this Ford truck that's also in the video?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, the 79 Ford short bed. That came from an oil company out of Cedar Rapids. And it's a one owner straight six. It needs absolutely nothing. It's literally that nice of a truck. Mean. And, you know, John, you know, everybody's looking for short bets. Yep. Everybody.

[Co-host/Producer]

They're good.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. What about. As long as they're not all hacked up. This one was one owner, one family. It came from an oil company. They used to deliver oil in this truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is my price on the truck?

[Caller/Guest]

The truck I'd sell to you for 8,500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's sold.

[Caller/Guest]

I made it easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell Cello. Just send her a text, and she'll send you the money Monday morning. The.

[Caller/Guest]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

The car worries me in where I sell cars because I don't do very well with what I call happy days cars, because this would be the Cunningham's driveway back in the 60s. And how. What. What do you need out of the car? Because I bet I'm not the right guy.

[Caller/Guest]

16:5 to you. And they bring all day long, 25,000 in California. These are the cars that all the guys in California want. Want. They want to lower them, they want to do their stuff to them. This car's turnkey though, John. I mean, literally turnkey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it more of a Hispanic buyer?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. I mean the Hispanic guys out in California would jump up and down to get these things. I mean, I think if I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hispanic guys in California? Well, you're on a station right now that has plenty of Hispanic guys in California and Hispanic guys in California that want to buy this car. Go to gmtvgarage.com and send me an email and I'll forward it to Rob. And you can go back and [e-mail] on YouTube and you can see this car, what it is right now. But I bet we can sell it for you. I don't have the confidence in that one for what I do, but I agree with what you're saying, so.

[Caller/Guest]

But dude, you and I go back and forth about everything and that's fine. I'm all about your. Just. I actually drive that car probably three times a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you're not going. How much is that Woody in the, in the, in the. I think you. You're not talking.

[Caller/Guest]

Woody is. That's a whole nother animal. That's a 41 mercury. It needs literally nothing. We. The only thing we did to it, we put a two speed transmission in it and that's it. But it probably one of the only ones left on the planet. That's original paint, right? You gotta remember this is just before the war. They weren't making a lot of these cars. And this was sold to a guy. I got it out of the east coast probably eight or nine years ago. And it's got original interior, original wood, original engine, everything to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you notice Turley? He said everything. But how much? Huh?

[Caller/Guest]

I'd have to. Listen, I'm gonna. I'll tell you right now, I'd have to get at least 55,000 out of it. That'd be the best I could do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sold a good one. Not saying that's not.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, the Woody market's kind of soft right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw. If you want to buy Woody, Rob Wolf and What's your website?

[Caller/Guest]

R.J. wolf Picker. But basically you can just look me up on Instagram or message me on Facebook. My phone number's out there to the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm like you, John. I understand. Easily accessible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you're not gonna be in California next week. Are you? Because I'm gonna be doing the show from Jay Leno's garage with Jay.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I'd love to tell Jay I said hello, but I. No, listen, I've got so much going on here, you know, Think about all the people that work for you, John. Yeah, I have. Everything I do is all by myself. I'm a one man show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you got to put this event together.

[Caller/Guest]

And I got put the event together, but I also have another event I do prior to that. The one thing about that event that most people don't know is it's a non profit. I take not one red nickel out of that because we give it all back to education. Every single nickel goes back to education every year. We raised one, say 150,000 last year, went back to education. It goes to scholarships for kids that don't have the ability to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Rob Wolf is who you're talking to from American Pickers and he is having Rust belt Americana in the beginning of August, like the second week of August. Is that correct?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, all you gotta do is look

[John Clay Wolf]

up rustbeltamericana.com if you're, if you love antiques. You, you know, you made a comment the other day that I'd never heard. Oil and what'd you say? Oil and gas. Like these signs are oil and gas. But these, you know, this segment is.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, oil and gas is always there, but we, we've got the antiques that come out to this show. So the oil and gas guys are there and there's plenty of those Richmond auctions is doing the auction out there. It's going to be one of the bigger auctions. There'll be some world record pieces. That Richmond auction is going to set again. I mean, they already did a 1 point, what, 4 million dollar sign late last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty. The signage and the road art is what's crazy. And I'm enjoying, you know, Rollins is really into that. Obviously you're really into that. And I'm in chips into it too. And I'm learning about it. I just don't have the confidence in these signs. I mean, when you, when you buy a sign for 50 grand and sell it for 55, then you get some confidence. I just don't have that confidence yet. But I'll get it.

[Co-host/Producer]

I'll get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I've got to run the break. We got a jump. You're good and I appreciate it. Tell Cello to pick up the Ford truck we just bought.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'll tell her. I'll send her the title information on the 79 Ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I will talk to you soon. Thanks again for calling Rob Wolf from American Pickers, everybody. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com during this song break coming right now. Go to 800, call 800, 800 radio. 800-800-7234 is the call in number. And we are going to do a lightning round, a real quick bid round on your car. So call in, give us year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And I'm going to quick hit him very fast. Be right back. I'm not gonna lie. I'll not be a gentleman.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm worth a lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worth a lot more. I'm worth more.

[Christina Lang]

You know what? You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

At givemethevin.com, you are worth more and your car's worth more. And we want to pay more at

[Christina Lang]

give me the vin. Because good cars are worth more and so are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

For top price, trust and ease of transaction. Give me the vin.com, america's best car buyer. And remember, if we don't beat a deal from Carvana or Carmax bucks, we'll pay you 100 bucks.

[Co-host/Producer]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeTheVin.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

Matt and Branson, good morning. You're in the air. You got a second? 367 Catalina convertible with a 428 four speed automatic, fully restored. What color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir, it is blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

He's had it for probably two or three years. I can't remember if he said the restoration or the paint was four years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 20 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

That's what he's asking. But I told him it was worth more than that. The last one I've seen go at auction.

[Co-host/Producer]

Who's who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the guy that. I mean, we deal with?

[Caller/Guest]

The owner, he's an older gentleman. He bought it just to flip it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so here's what I'll do with you. So you're just the middleman, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Right. If you're interested, I'll give you his name and number and you can talk with him directly. Okay, Gentlemen. And he doesn't know how to do any of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I get a deal done. If I get a deal done. I'm gonna give you a 500 bird dog fee. Do you know what that means?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I like finder's fee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that. Do you want that?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm a mobile mechanic. It was so nice that I seen it in my mirror when I hung the left. I seen it in my mirror and I turned around and went back to look at it. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. All right. I'm gonna try to buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

Pictures of the trunk. Trunk bands. I got pictures of the inside, outside of the running, everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna buy it and I'm gonna put you on hold. Pre K, take number four and get the guy's information of the owner so we can get this car bought. Thank you, man. Okay, there's one. 87 square body, two whee. Original two wheel drive. Has it listed 11,000. James, is it long bed or short bed?

[Caller/Guest]

It is a long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's probably five grand truck. Then

[Caller/Guest]

this is probably up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just not gonna. I. I do this for a living. I do it all day. I know what I'm talking about. They're just. They. They either are the thing or they're not the thing. And that is not the thing. If it's really nice, but it says it's all original. If it's super nice and it's two tone and all that. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's see some pictures. But I mean, Turley, you bought that short bed for 7,000. You lost money on it.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

[Caller/Guest]

It's 5,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, that's just what it is. It is what it is. All right. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheven.com Go to GiveMeTheven.com if you would like. Like to sell yours right now. Corvettes, Ferraris, diesel trucks, Jeeps, all of it. If we don't beat a Carmax or a Carvana, we're just like Carmax and Carvana. I've been doing this for 30 years. If we don't beat one of their deals, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars for the opportunity. But something different about us than they is. We have a separate department that does exotic cars. I'm very fluent in exotic, exotic cars. Gave it 850, 000 for a Porsche 812 a couple of days ago. Gave 770,000. I said a Porsche. I'm in a Ferrari 812 last week because they're different MSRPs and different paint to sample paint to sample Porsches. Anyway, we, we have that button in us and Lamborghinis and Countaches and all that stuff. And we also do classic and collector cars and a lot of those go to a different department. We also do RVs. So we do a [e-mail] but our mainstay is regular cars, Cadillacs and Buicks and Hondas and Toyotas and all that stuff. Anyway, go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell yours. And thank you for tuning in. And we will be right back after this song. Good morning, California. What's up, west coast? Portland, Seattle. This is our second week up there with y'.

[Co-host/Producer]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vegas, of course, you're a mainstay. And Phoenix, Hey, Phoenix. Phoenix, we've got an office in your town we want to buy cars with you we want to do business with you. We'll be right back. An epidemic is sweeping across our once great nation and its name,

the John Clay Wolf Show.

Another thing I didn't like about Tiger

[Co-host/Producer]

woods, in my opinion, was the quality of his women. First of all, you got a half a billion dollars. I think, I think women should match your lifestyle. Okay, first of all, fellas, you gotta

[Caller/Guest]

learn how to cheat.

[Co-host/Producer]

Stop cheating with the bull, okay? You gotta cheat smart. First, you never cheat down. You cheat up. Okay, Cheat down on your lady is some disrespectful. That is just disrespectful.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up on the cell phones. 800, 800 radio and check out the podcast and you jcwshow.com.

good Morning America. We're back. Good to see you. Thanks for tuning in. We're excited to be on these new stations across the country. A lot of you guys have been with us for years and there's a lot of new ones out there today to wonder what the hell we are and who the hell we are. Just stay tuned. You go to jcwshow.com and see the live stream video as well with audio. William Shatner did something weird because he's old and rich and famous.

[Co-host/Producer]

95 years old, cancer survivor. He's going on, he's gonna go on a concert tour doing his heavy metal band. Heavy metal band. Listen to this cut. Actually, it's called called Rage cut number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

I push every limit Broke every rule

[Caller/Guest]

Ever since my day in school I lived my life beyond the edge Roll the bells drop jump off the ledge.

[Co-host/Producer]

This is heavy Metal, Right.

That's what he's calling heavy metal. The thing is called Riot Fest 2020.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when he's going on tour, he's telling people what he wants as his writer, like his things. He must have to become comfortable on location.

[Co-host/Producer]

These are requirements from the city of Chicago alone. This is Chicago.

[John Clay Wolf]

You mean for his Chicago stop?

[Co-host/Producer]

Correct.

Okay.

Chicago must name a boat in his honor.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, they have to have a food also named after William Shatner.

[Caller/Guest]

This is.

[Co-host/Producer]

This is. The city has to come up with this. Shatner wants to sing Take Me out to the Ball Game at the Chicago baseball game, by the way, he doesn't care whether it's the White Sox or the Cubs.

Oh, that's good.

Very nice of him. Now, these are the requirements for the actual Riot Fest for the concert. Let's see. He has to have a fire breather on stage during the performance.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh,

[Co-host/Producer]

it's Shatner's artist. Golf cart needs to be replaced. You know how they zip them around in golf carts? Okay, well, he doesn't want a golf cart. He wants a DeLorean, just like the one from Back to the Future. And he also wants four. This is my favorite. Four feet of Polish sausage and a bowl of sauerkraut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could you imagine the cable that he'll lay after he eats four feet of Polish sausage?

[Co-host/Producer]

Right. Hey, but look at some of the acts that are playing that Riot Festo. This is the biggest. I mean, the biggest, baddest concert in a while in Chicago.

Let's see here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's just. He's just gotten to a point where he's just being ridiculous just to see how far he can take himself.

[Co-host/Producer]

And they're actually doing it.

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And here we are sitting here talking about it.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do something stupid like that. Speech impediment, Terence.

[Co-host/Producer]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any good ideas where we could do something stupid like that?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm just some stupid. Like. No, not really. I don't know. Well, I said stories and standing out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Smoke from Canada, be back in Pittsburgh. Our Mexico is Canada. You know, people ran away to go to Canada to avoid any trouble. Like, down here to avoid any drug trouble or anything like that. They go to Mexico down here. And where I grew up, on our side, I was born premature on Miami Beach. Made in the day. Miami Beach, Florida. On beach, baby. I was born with epilepsy. And I was born in the Sunshine States. Okay, maybe you can think of something for Sunshine State, like John Clay Wolf show and Sunshine State, but they're saying that Niagara Falls is a known landmark for New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thank you for that hate speech.

[Caller/Guest]

Thanks. Pittsburgh too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Thank you for the update. Thank you. Hello, Goodbye speech. I gotta put you back on hold. Okay, so, Philip and Corpus, what was your message? Real quick. Philip, are you still there? Nope.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yes. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you're on. What was your message?

[Caller/Guest]

I was just integrating on that one segment you had where you hired that gentleman that came with his tools, that he was an alcoholic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, there's a lot of functionable alcoholics out there. You know when you got a bad one and he becomes a drunk and he steals all your alcohol? I've been in this industry ever since I was 10 years old. I'm 59. I do custom upholstery. All right, well, yeah, so bring your

[John Clay Wolf]

drunk ass up here and. And smoke over some cars for us.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, you know what? I might just go pay you a visit one day. Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to gmtvgarage.com and hit email. John. Yeah, sounds good. And guys, also St. Louis. We need mechanics at our recon center in St. Louis. Most, if not all of the work will be on classic and collector cars in the recon facility in St. Louis. And we are hiring right now for that job in St. Louis. Go to gmtvgarage.com and click email. John, give me your contact information and I'll get you to the manager up there. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Co-host/Producer]

We were long in the last segment, so we're short here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know the spam calls and the robocalls came back.

[Co-host/Producer]

No.

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit. But then I went to Incogni and updated it and it starts smoking them out again.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, that's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird. It's like. Do you have my report?

[Co-host/Producer]

I have had that experience myself. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Your.

[Co-host/Producer]

Your current report from Incogni is in. Here's a. Here's what we got. Total brokers covered. 411.

[John Clay Wolf]

That means the brokers that were selling my name and contact information.

[Co-host/Producer]

One suppressed. 75. So still some work to go there. They're monitoring 120 to see if they're harmful in progress. 216. You got a lot of them scheduled over the front. They send you this report. It's like a bar graph on the bottom. Custom removals. Six. Those are. Some of.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are the ones I put in

[Co-host/Producer]

you've asked about and total time saved. This is what makes me feel so good about the whole thing with incogni. 628 hours 30 minutes. Go to J Save not having to screw with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jcwshow.com scroll down to the bottom. There's a link that says incogni. Stop robo and spam calls and come contacts. Click that. You get a 40% discount. 6060 discount by coming through our referral and they will hook you up. They hooked everybody on the show up and it made a big difference. That's incog. Go to jcwshow.com and click through to the Incogni link. If you're sick and tired of these son of a blowing you up all day. Cuz I am sick and tired of it. And so we got them on board and they fixed it. Be right back.

[Caller/Guest]

Foreign.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800800 radio. Check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com and now Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

Bridget in St. Charles, Missouri.

[Co-host/Producer]

There.

[Christina Lang]

Yes, yes I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got for us?

[Christina Lang]

I have got a little 2005 T Bird Roadster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how many miles?

[Christina Lang]

31,055.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Christina Lang]

Black.

[Caller/Guest]

It's the luxury black with the black interior, leather interior.

[Christina Lang]

It's got removable top and the rag top, both black. Also has a rolling card for the removable top.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Christina Lang]

I would like to get 34 for for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you get that price?

[Christina Lang]

A friend of mine that actually bought

[Caller/Guest]

a red one not too long ago paid 36.

[John Clay Wolf]

Golly. I wish I'd have known your friend when she was ready to spend that much money. I would have never priced it at that point. I don't have the balls to price it that high. But literally, I sell these cars for 11 12. Seriously. And I'm not really bluffing. I'm not being mean. I'm just telling you facts. It's like if you have Apple stock and it's worth a hundred dollars a share, that would be like you saying I want $300 for mine. And I'm not saying the only reason you think that is because what your friend told you. There's probably a discrepancy somewhere in what your friend told you. Hopefully maybe that maybe they had a 57t bird. But yeah, these cars have not recovered. They're not. They made too many of them. That 050-203-0405T bird. They're 10 grand rigs. 1011 grand rigs. I mean if it has like 80,000 miles it's 7 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, you're kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, buy them all. We buy them all the time. And givemetheven.com. that's the market on it. Thank you for calling in and thank you. Go shop around to Carmax and Carvana and then come back to give me the vin.com and let's. I mean, if you're not going to take market for it, then don't bother. But like most people just want to. They. They just want what something's worth, right? They just want the right price. And where I'm talking is definitely the right price. And that will get proven when you shop at a couple other places.

[Caller/Guest]

So what would you give me for 11 grand? 11 grand. Okay, well, I will get back with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, man.

[Co-host/Producer]

Man, you're so nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, it's 11's too much.

[Co-host/Producer]

No, no, I know. That's what I'm saying. But you were nice to me, to her when she said 35,000. Because the old John. How would old John done that? J.D.

[Caller/Guest]

are you crazy?

[Co-host/Producer]

Are you out of your mind? Why are you wasting my time?

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got new people we don't want to ruin. We don't want them all to think we're a bunch of jerks. We've got all these new stations. I got to be careful. Hey, there's a guy that said, where can I hear you from? Washogle Motorcycle race. And it would be KFBW FM 105.9, I think, out of Portland.

[Co-host/Producer]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wash, Wash a goal. That's one of the national MX races around the country. I'm very familiar with circuit. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So there's a diarrhea epidemic.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going on from produce lettuce. Taco Bell's gotten some of the brunt of it because they're lettuce. It's a parasite.

[Co-host/Producer]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you need to be cooking your produce right now, whatever that means. You can't really cook salad. I guess. You can wash it. You got to do more than wash it. No, you gotta eat it.

[Co-host/Producer]

It's not enough.

No, it's enough for me because I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it called?

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, the parasite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Parasite. I guess it really doesn't matter.

[Co-host/Producer]

Exploding diarrhea.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's explosive diarrhea. And it's real. If you have it, please call in right now. We really want to talk about it. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. I would like to hear how bad this is because it's in the news. Pretty heavy.

[Co-host/Producer]

When they say explosive, that just sort of gives you an idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

That gives you an idea how bad it is. It's like tannerite coming out your ying yang. No boom. Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam just walked in. Eddie Veter. What are you doing?

[Caller/Guest]

Eddie?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you heard about the Explosive Diarrhea Studio? It's always a pleasure to have you come by.

[Co-host/Producer]

I had a hard time. Had a hard time.

Oh, did you get the.

I got Seattle letters.

Oh, no.

Then you had girls. Attention Taco Bell somewhere else. Let us feel one coming right now.

[Caller/Guest]

Go.

[Co-host/Producer]

No.

Well, drop it.

Start up your band. Play some music for me to sing with. Or just skip it.

[Caller/Guest]

Wait, wait.

[Co-host/Producer]

You have a song?

Yes, he does.

Oh, okay. I didn't know he had a song.

Yes, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, look at this.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, here it comes. Yeah, you better hurry because you know,

[John Clay Wolf]

he might crap himself.

[Caller/Guest]

Right? I know.

[Co-host/Producer]

Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do that.

[Co-host/Producer]

Head down to find my lunch on a highway Taco Bell's delicious. Get the quesadillas have a cheddar cheese burrito and a big old cassava fire sauce Hot sauce on my taco Get

[Caller/Guest]

a Baja blast

[Co-host/Producer]

Taste a drink for my vocal cords Keep me wet inside with my tacos.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Co-host/Producer]

What happened?

20 minutes later start to hit me

[Caller/Guest]

feel.

[Co-host/Producer]

I caught up. Parasite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

I come down with explosive diarrhea. Hurt my tum inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. Ah,

[Co-host/Producer]

There went another one. Been going on for nine days now I can't feel my toes. It hurts my nose cuz Smells so bad. With explosive parasite.

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

Good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

God bless you, Eddie.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie, if you don't mind doing your business downstairs instead of in the studio, cuz remember that time, Strip Club D.J. you were in the studio, Eddie. Strip Club D.J. had something going on like some gallbladder thing. And he.

[Co-host/Producer]

I just did that at your water closet over here. Hope you don't mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Do you remember that, smart ass? It was so bad, we had to stop the show, put on a song and left the studio.

[Co-host/Producer]

The guy that worked on phones for a screener, big old guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

£330.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, maybe four.

[Co-host/Producer]

Let go a little bit of quantity at a time.

Yeah. And he went to the bathroom. And this is during the show. John stops down, says what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody farted.

[Co-host/Producer]

You literally said somebody farted and it would just stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

The show just kept going. Oh, yeah, it just got. It was like burning your skin.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, it was the creeper thing. Yeah, you don't want to get that on your teeth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a showman. I'll. I'll go through the storm. But I couldn't make it through this one.

[Co-host/Producer]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was disgusting.

[Co-host/Producer]

I'll never forget that.

[John Clay Wolf]

His tenure did not last that long after that. No, I never forgot it. I had a chip on my shoulder and I. I started poking at him to get rid of him.

[Co-host/Producer]

You shipped him out to Louisiana to deliver pizzas? Actually first, before they deliver, delivered cars. And then he turned out to just started delivering.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was delivering pizzas at night in our car. And then he broke his foot in Louisiana delivering a pizza walking across someone's lawn. And then he wanted to file workman's comp on us.

[Co-host/Producer]

That's right, because he was using our car.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was using my car basically illegally. But since he was using it during his pizza run, he broke his foot. And then he sued us, didn't he?

[Co-host/Producer]

That was the day. Yes. The damnedest lawsuit. I mean, we've had some weird ones with that one. That, that, yeah, that cuts top right off. Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh my God.

[Co-host/Producer]

I hope Eddie's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got, boss time set

[Co-host/Producer]

up for something real quick. This has been kind of fun. 65 year old guy that got flipped by that big old buffalo this week. This man caught on video, he walks up to a bison. First of all, mistake number one. You don't ever do that. And the photographer that just happened to catch it, Mike McLeod, talked to CNN and speculated on what may have caused the bison to get upset other than the 65 year old man walking up to him. Cut number four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, for one, the truck you just saw in the video honking its horn

and then squealing its tires.

And what he wondered, is it if that kind of trigger an angry response. The bison's charging at them. And then he said something to his grandson.

[Christina Lang]

What did he say?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, they had just walked down from an arboretum in the park. And so he yelled at his grandson

[John Clay Wolf]

to get in the ditch and go right back up to the arboretum and hide. And then Carl lured the bison in the exact opposite direction.

[Co-host/Producer]

God, they tell, they'll tell you to stay 100 to 200, 200 yards away from these guys because they're monstrous.

Yeah, this clip won the Internet for sure for the week.

But oh, it's so great.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is he doing?

[Co-host/Producer]

Trying to hide behind a tree.

Right.

Like that's gonna really do anything.

I'm gonna run over here and.

And that hiding behind the trees lasted quite a few seconds, actually. He told his grandson to go this way. Then he ran that way through the trees and he kind of ran around like a little game.

Man, they're so athletic. I didn't realize how agile they are.

Very fat.

Cutting that bison cuts back, cuts through the tree, weaves through and flips.

They can run as fast as a deer and they will flip your ass.

He got flipped.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[Co-host/Producer]

They say. They say minimum of 100 yards away from at all times.

Did he just. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

But a broken leg is all my cripple ass. I mean, I need 300 yards that someone start coming to me.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I need a minute to get. Get out of here.

[Co-host/Producer]

It's amazing it didn't kill him. Look at that video.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a great hang time shot.

I mean.

I mean, if that was a dive, I'd give him a 9.5.

[Co-host/Producer]

Jcwshow.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

yeah. That's where you can see the film.

[Co-host/Producer]

Seen the memes of the blue angels flying over the beach. And they have that guy on the beach flying.

You know, they say for what? For the impact. And he was. He grew up behind there. All he got was like, he broke his femur in four places.

Dude, I would have been dead. Yeah, dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. Hey, guy that just called in with the Buick, please go to givemetheven.com and load it up because we do like those cars and we do want to

try to buy it.

I noticed you just left the holding thing. We've got parasite people that have the diarrhea calling in 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. I want to hear about how you got it and how long it lasts. We will be back. Uno momento, por favor. Givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell your car. My name is John Clay wolf and I will be right back. I don't wanna be the bad guy. I don't wanna do your sleep walk dance anymore. I just wanna see.

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show. From coast to coast, the largest weekend morning show heard all across America. Hit him up, Dan. Now, 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay wolf.

What's the name of this song? That's pretty edgy. What year did it come out? You think, like, guess what year it aired?

[Co-host/Producer]

I want to say maybe that was about 76.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would they air it on the radio? I have no idea.

[Co-host/Producer]

Depends on the station. Back then there were some rock stations starting to come up.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[Co-host/Producer]

Later on the zone zoo. Damn sure that's what you know, that's when Elton John did his. The back around the same time, you know. Yeah, your English rockers began to be a little Bowie. You know, Bowie went out on the edge. Him and Iggy Pop went to Germany and made those weird albums. You know, the station to station album. Your English rockers, man, in the. In the mid late 70s. I don't know, something about the Eagles, man, really pissed him off. And they started like. Yeah, they got an edge. They got their edge back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got their edge back. We were talking, speaking about getting your edge back. This parasites been going around the country and giving people explosive diarrhea. A roy down in Baton Rouge. Did you catch it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I'm still on the tail end of it. After three weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three weeks?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yes. It's so bad I started taking some Ivermectin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

Did it work?

[Caller/Guest]

Every now and then I do it. It's working.

[John Clay Wolf]

So where do you think you got it? Do you have any idea how you got.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure ain't Taco Bell, I guess. Eating a hamburger somewhere got lettuce on it. We got a saying for that down here. What and call that the hot swa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep on keeping on, man. Sorry, you're running it out your Carter in Borger, Texas. You got it too?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, bad man. I got it bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know where you. How you got it?

[Caller/Guest]

I think it was the pizza nacho plate up there at Taco Bell. The ladies up there that served me the food were real nice. But I tell you what, I've had the cold sweat. I got some stuff that. That y' all don't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long?

[Caller/Guest]

I've. I've considered taking a few cc's of ict. Just try to shake this bug. Oh, it's almost worse to get divided to the neighborhood potluck.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

About three days now. I feel like I just got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, I'm sorry about that.

[Co-host/Producer]

So this is real, absolutely, very serious.

Well, that horse Wormer is going to fix it though.

It's not horse warmer.

Ivermectin.

Ivermectin damn sure is.

Maybe not for you Episcopalian, but we Baptists don't eat it.

Actually, the guy that came up with that, it was a human medicine that we. He got the Nobel Peace Prize.

Whatever conspiracy theory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Richard, Google it, you jackass.

[Co-host/Producer]

Whatever. Daniel, call me names.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead, load that Tesla in. Give me the dot com.

[Co-host/Producer]

Eat my Ivermectin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. We'll buy it. Oh, gosh. Tesla's just not very sexy to talk about. On the radio, Steve in Minnesota. 72 BMW 2002. I sent your number to Mike Thompson, my collector buyer, and he's going to call you. Get the pictures for him. You there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yep, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how do you think we're coming. How do you think we're coming across in Minnesota? We're on in Minneapolis, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm, I'm north. I'm heading, I'm close to the Wisconsin border.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you. So obviously you're, you're a new listener because we just started there last week. Have we offended you in any way?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, damn.

[Caller/Guest]

Why would you offend me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to try harder then I need to try harder. You betcha. All complaints go to jcwshow.com, click contact and there's a complaint button. And we want to hear your complaints because we're not getting enough. Not even close. I'm getting a little disappointed.

[Co-host/Producer]

I loved his answer.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he is definitely up there in Minnesota.

[Co-host/Producer]

No way.

I'm cooperating here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Co-host/Producer]

I'm cooperating here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been, Bob?

[Co-host/Producer]

I've been to Minnesota.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been in my life.

[Co-host/Producer]

I went, you know what, I bought my son a Camaro, a 93 Camaro in St. Louis and I flew up there to get it. So I flew from Dallas Fort Worth to St. Louis via Minneapolis, St. Paul.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think a touch in an airport counts as being there.

[Co-host/Producer]

No, I was there like three minutes. I had to really run to make my next jumper.

My son's wedding was there last year, so I was there for a week. And it was, you know what? We didn't know the whole Somalian thing at the time, but you go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the Somalian thing?

[Co-host/Producer]

Are you being serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay.

[Co-host/Producer]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was wanting you to color it in. Oh, no, no racial I'm situation there.

[Co-host/Producer]

But we went, you go to Walmart and just like, what is up? There's a lot of people from Somalia and they're, you know, the ladies are in the full dress and it was just, it just seemed like because I've been to a Walmart before here in Texas and just very, very different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of Indians in Frisco, huh?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh yeah, yeah, a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, my son was on the Turning Point thing with Alex Stein last night. Oh yeah, my 19 year old and he's a debater and Alex had him on and he paired him up against. What's his name, son?

[Co-host/Producer]

Alex Jones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alex Jones's son. Now Alex Jones's son does this for A living. So he's very well versed. And my poor little child, this was his first time out in the octagon with these political, you know, radical commentators. And he. He can hang.

[Co-host/Producer]

He did well.

[John Clay Wolf]

But here's some cuts of it last night.

[Caller/Guest]

You go to school at King's College and that's in London, right?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

And we are here in Texas where we are being invaded by H1B visa Indians. Like one third of every Indian that migrates to the United States lives in the DFW area. It's insane. There's actually signs supposedly in hyper bad India that say move to Frisco because we have the Silicon Prairie. They're all in the DFW area because you like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love.

I love the Indians. Come here. I want more Indians.

[Caller/Guest]

Bring in more. Are you. Why do you want more Indians?

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't even use deodorant. First off, if somebody has a fake degree, if they can't do the job, they're not. Not going to get an H1B to come over here. There's a reason they're bringing them over here.

[Caller/Guest]

You don't think there's any H1B visa?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you think companies are bringing in these Indians if they're not good at the job? It's not because you're good at the job.

[Caller/Guest]

It's because they can pay them less and they get government kickbacks.

[Christina Lang]

Are you.

[Co-host/Producer]

You're not.

[Caller/Guest]

This.

[John Clay Wolf]

People born here can't find jobs. They could also be paid less, couldn't they?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they're that desperate.

[Co-host/Producer]

No, no, no.

[Caller/Guest]

This guy Maddox is a smart young man. I think he has a bright future. We got to really react, educate you a little bit. We got to send you down to Austin, maybe stay with Rex for a little while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin's kind of fruit ball land now.

[Caller/Guest]

Two quick things, because we got. We're basically out of time. Do you think children under the age of 18 should be able to transition their sex?

[John Clay Wolf]

They should not. They should not be able to do anything permanent to their bodies.

[Co-host/Producer]

They should.

[Caller/Guest]

Wait, you don't think taking the hormones has permanent damage to their genital?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that is something permanent, so that would count.

[Caller/Guest]

So you don't want children.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do things like.

Like name change and whatnot, but nothing permanent.

That's what.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, okay. So Rex, he's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's red pilled on that red pill. Red pill. So Rex is Alex Jones's son?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yes.

Is his name Alex Jones Jr. He sounds to me like a stymy Jones.

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I listen to Alex Jones for five minutes. He's just so. That Sandy Hook thing really turned me off.

[Co-host/Producer]

I saw him threaten Piers Morgan live On CNN about 12 years ago, and I'm like, yep, done with this guy.

He was over the top long before any of the Sandy Hook thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to think, oh, Maddox jumped his ass about his dad and Sandy Hook. Oh, dude, I wish I had that cut. I forgot to ask Ayo to get it. That's my phone.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, you remember what he said?

[John Clay Wolf]

He just said, obviously y' all were a little in the wrong or they wouldn't have ripped all your money away and put you down.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, they did. They did. You're right, they did. I mean, that's. That's not our opinion. That's in the paper.

Yeah, Maddox is good, man. He's sensible, he's rational, and he knows what he's talking about.

He's come up here before and just. And carried on some great, great conversations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's my smart one, 800. I mean, not. Not that I have a dumb one.

[Co-host/Producer]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's like, exceptionally.

[Caller/Guest]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got that thing. Yeah. I don't like debating with him. I get tired. That's why I sent him over there. He wants to argue with me, and I have to think too much to argue with him, and it gets tiring.

[Co-host/Producer]

It gets tiring.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he starts hitting me with all these facts and stats and this. Then I'm like, dude, I don't know. Here's what I think.

[Co-host/Producer]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I don't. And. And then I know Alex Stein. Alex Stein. And I was like, stein, you ought to take this kid on your show because he'll, He'll. He'll go a couple of rounds with you.

[Co-host/Producer]

You'll like him.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, y' all can talk that crap and wear each other out. And they went over there and he had him on the news set and they just did it and it was fine.

[Co-host/Producer]

Very cool.

I watch a lot of those shows, John, and I don't like any of them as much as I like the ones with a counterpoint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Co-host/Producer]

On all the networks, Fox, cnn. I watch Ms. Now sometimes. If somebody good is going to be on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming up next is Dial A Deal, AKA the Lightning Round. If you're in Minnesota or Wisconsin or Washington or Portland or LA or Vegas, Dallas, Houston, Austin, all over.

[Co-host/Producer]

How they do it? What do they have to bring to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You just year make, model miles, average, rough or clean. And you call in right now, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We're on the radio. So that's how you remember it. 800, 800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. He'll screen your call while this song is playing right now. I'll take you to the air. I'll hang a number on your car. We can do a deal right here on the radio. If you don't want to call into the show, just go to our website. America's best car buyer. It's called Give me the VIN. Like VIN number. GiveMeTheEven.com. dump your license plate or your VIN number in there. Our computer system will give you a quick range. A buyer will contact you and facilitate the offer. They can do it all over text because nobody wants to answer their phones anymore. And we make a deal and get you paid. Be right back.

Call John toll free, 1-800-800 radio.

Kevin, in Hollywood, Florida, you have a 05 Highlander with pretty good miles for a 20 year old rig. 68, is that correct? Are you in a well? Have you fallen? Do you need help? You sound.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, because you just sound very, very. You sound like you're in the bottom of a well. Does that.

[Caller/Guest]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Now I can hear you. Is this Toyota? Is the paint faded on it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it was kept in an under underground garage in Dade County, Miami.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it yours or someone else's?

[Caller/Guest]

It's mine. I, I, I, I, I bought it for a great price and I fixed it up. I mean, I didn't fix it up. I just put a water pump in it and she runs like a champ.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

A couple months.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're a flipper?

[Caller/Guest]

No, just. I saw it on the side of the road. Good. I asked, you know, I called the guy up, he said, I only want $2500 for it. I said, sure, I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you spent a little bit on it. So would you take 4, 500 for it?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller/Guest]

I got with everything and it's a great car. Things loaded. It runs like it never ran before, like it wanted to run. But it was underground in a garage forever.

[Co-host/Producer]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Runs like a top.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have, you have strong emotional feelings for this car?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I only had a couple months,

[John Clay Wolf]

but it's like Seabiscuit.

[Caller/Guest]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Seabiscuit. You ever heard of Seabiscuit?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, yeah, like sea biscuit.

[John Clay Wolf]

So 4, 500, does that buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller/Guest]

Come close.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it, Mr. 2500

[Caller/Guest]

we'll go eight grand. It's too damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you want to whack somebody in the head?

[Caller/Guest]

Head.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll let you whack me in the

[Caller/Guest]

head a little bit, but I can't watch it. This is not a watch job. This thing was kept underground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather, cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth? All right.

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, it's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's go to five grand. No, let's go to 52.50.

[Caller/Guest]

No, you're not. You're not even at the ballpark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir, did I buy million dollar cars? I'm in the ballpark. Trust me, it's fine. You're not gonna spook me. But eight grand won't make any money. Are you the only guy that gets to make money? Is it just all about you? So you're gonna go rape and pillage some poor bastard on the side of the road at 2500? I'm offering to double your money and you're busting my balls.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I put money in this thing. I found the thing. I know what it is. You pay or don't pay. I really don't give.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give six grand. You want it or not?

[Caller/Guest]

Eight and I'll take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

65.

[Caller/Guest]

Eight and I'll take it.

[Co-host/Producer]

No.

[Caller/Guest]

7,500. That's it. Bottom line.

[John Clay Wolf]

6,750. I'm done. Everybody can kiss my ass. Take it or leave it.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, you're not supposed to curse on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not cursing. You can say ass.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, you're ass, man.

[Co-host/Producer]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you like great customer service that doesn't have to deal with me, you can go to givemetheven.com America's Best Car Buyer. I'm sure they'll appreciate that.

[Co-host/Producer]

There is no yelling that goes on with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vindic.

[Co-host/Producer]

Man, you got.

[John Clay Wolf]

You call into the radio show. You get me. You go to givethevin.com. you get nice professionals, man. We'll be right back.

The John Clay Wolf show. JCW show dot com.

[Caller/Guest]

We're gonna hold hands and walk through the fire together, my brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

1-800-800-Radio.

[Caller/Guest]

Clown. Can you guess my wife's weight?

[Co-host/Producer]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

One dollar. Hey, she's about. I'd say one fat.

Hey, we are back to the John Clay Wolf show for all things. Gimme the VIN. Check out jcwshow.com and now, welcome back to the John Gray Wolf show.

Hey, Casey, gas. Can you do the. Remember the Casey thing where he told you he's hurt? On great affiliates yeah, can you do that? And I'll feed you the affiliates.

[Co-host/Producer]

American Top 40 is here every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf Show.

[Co-host/Producer]

I'm sorry, just getting into character. John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great radio stations like WAXQ, New York City, WALL EXQ, New York City.

[John Clay Wolf]

KYSR, I think that's right.

[Co-host/Producer]

KYSR, I THINK that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

98.7 alt in LA.

[Co-host/Producer]

98.7 alt in Los Angeles.

[John Clay Wolf]

KKZX98.9 in Spokane.

[Co-host/Producer]

KKZX98.9 In Spokane, Washington.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's only 117 of them. How long do you want to go?

[Co-host/Producer]

There's only 108.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[Co-host/Producer]

118. Really?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of people out here. Davenport, Iowa. Dayton, Ohio. Denver, Detroit, Michigan. Detroit. WLLZ 106.7 wheels. Hey, Detroit people. The best classic cars in the world, American built, are sitting in garages in Michigan because your uncle and your grandpa and your great grandpa were building them some back in the day and they handed them down. You want to sell one, please go to givemetheven.com or if you wanted to go straight to me, go to gmtvcc, which is give me the VIN classic collector. Gmtvcc.com when is the Woodland Dream Cruise? I think that's in August. Hey, Detroit. Somebody in Detroit call in and Elliot, you might want to check Detroit and her. Anything out of Detroit yet? Somebody in Detroit call and let us know if we're on the air in there. You know what? It's 11:30 and I think we're off at 11.

[Co-host/Producer]

I was about to say we're off already in Detroit, so you're not going to hear anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right. Well, screw you, Detroit. Ted Nugent will be on. He calls in plenty. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speaking of people all over the country, we have a prisoner listener base that we've established, like many radio shows do in the honor of Johnny Cash. We have Johnny Cash come down because he's the original prison entertainer and he reads your mail from jail that you guys send us to our P.O. box in Fort Worth, Texas. And at the end, when Johnny's done reading it, he will give you the address to our P.O. box. So get a pencil ready or a pen or just use a chalk marker if they've taken all of that away from you or you scratch the address into your clothing will be Johnny. Good morning.

[Co-host/Producer]

Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.

[Caller/Guest]

John.

[Co-host/Producer]

This week's mail from jail entry reads, hello, John Clay, I'm A big fan of yours. I've been listening on and off for years, and I'm glad to hear your show every Saturday. I know you have a widespread audience, so I wanted to help the public with a very important warning. If you can at all times, stay away from drugs. I was addicted to crack for six years. Drugs have taken me to the bottom of the barrel and right through it. Drugs made me lose loved ones, all my belongings, my freedom. It made me do things I never thought I would do. I'm not gay, but $20 worth of crack is $20 worth of crack. You know what I mean? I just couldn't help myself when I was addicted. It feels so good to smoke crack. It's like the most euphoric and pumped up feeling you can feel. And I did anything for it except what I needed to do, which was stopped. Truth be told, I want to smoke crack right now. I'll always want to smoke crack. It's awesome, but it destroys everything it's introduced to. That's what makes me an addict. Now. I'm locked up because of that devilish rock. And I'll never get this time back. But at least I'm two years sober now. It's just not worth it. Until the USA smartens up and legalizes all drugs, we're living in a tyrannical nation. But you can never give up hope for the American dream. You have to live every day like it's your last and be grateful for what you have. Wishing you in the world the best. Your friend, Steve Ruggieri, South Bay Correctional Facility, South Bay, Florida. Friends, have you got mail from jail? Just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471-517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas, 76147.

Thank you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, buddy.

[Co-host/Producer]

Speaking of prisoners, you know, Joe Exotic has now been moved out of the Fort Worth facility to Lexington. Lexington, Kentucky. You want him back on the show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who? Oh, Joe.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure.

[Co-host/Producer]

Joe Exotic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we have Joe. Used to call in every Saturday, but it was getting a little long in the tooth. Yeah, nobody thought it was real is what's funny. So many people think it was an impersonator. I'm like, it's not an impersonator. Tracy Morgan called in earlier today. I mean, Sam Kenison's probably not going to call in because he's dead.

[Co-host/Producer]

He's dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would say so.

[Co-host/Producer]

I'll get Joe back on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a question.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I a bad person?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I leave my call in real quick, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. And. And I'd like your opinion if I leave my car running while getting gas.

[Co-host/Producer]

No, it's optional.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's optional.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, well, they say it can cause explosions and fires. They say Ivermectin's for horses and ivermectin is for humans.

Excuse me?

Ivermectin. You gotta go get your medical advice on msnbc, buddy. I mean, I love you, right?

And you gotta. You gotta stop killing your car when you're putting your gas in.

Okay, I'll do that if you'll do

this a free country.

It is. Actually, I got gas yesterday and I did not stop my car, so I feel terrible.

I. You know, I decided this long ago. I think the first time I was like, well, I don't want to turn off.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's cold out here.

[Co-host/Producer]

Right.

So I left it running. And guess. You're gonna guess what happened? Nothing.

[Caller/Guest]

Nothing.

[Co-host/Producer]

Nothing happened.

Is it okay for your car, though, to do that?

Why wouldn't it be?

I don't know, I'm just. I mean, you're filling it up.

Yeah.

And it's running at the same time.

I think they're worried about sparks and all that stuff, but come on. Ah, Spark's gonna get out of the Deanne.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Olympia, Washington. Do you leave your car running when you're getting gas?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller/Guest]

I just don't.

[Christina Lang]

Never have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you smoke cigarettes while you're getting gas?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't either. I just thought. I mean, that's pushing it, right?

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you. Were you surprised? You know, I was a little leery about getting on the radio up there in your zone. I'm not familiar with Washington. I've never been to Washington State. I've never been to Portland, Oregon, and I didn't know how they would take to me. Are you offended by our delivery style?

[Caller/Guest]

Not at all.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's no. There's normal people up there.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, there is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a minority or is it just the media that makes that zone sound so wild? Liberal?

[Christina Lang]

The media, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I noticed that about California. You know, I've spent a ton of time in California now, but growing up, listening to the news and the opinions, I thought California was a bunch of Martians.

[Caller/Guest]

Huh.

[Christina Lang]

Well, you should come up to Oregon.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, it's absolutely gorgeous. I like to ride dirt bikes, like cross country mountain trails and stuff. And that's some of the best in the world.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I see you've got a 13 BMW 640 Grand Coupe with high miles on it. I'm gonna. I'll have somebody call you or just load it into givemetheven.com because we have to ask a bunch of questions about it. With that many miles, I want to make sure we have time to do it right.

[Christina Lang]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, ma'.

[Caller/Guest]

Am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for tuning in. Harper in Tex, she's doesn't have a big, you know, she's very, very black and white. Harper in Edinburgh, Texas. What's on your mind?

[Caller/Guest]

I wanted to say you're not wrong for shutting off your car while you're getting gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What about leaving it on?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, always leave it running.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Melissa in Edinburgh, Texas. Where is Edinburgh, Texas?

[Co-host/Producer]

Edinburgh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Edinburgh.

[Co-host/Producer]

Done by Mexico.

[Christina Lang]

Yeah, we're like maybe about 20, well, 12 to 15 miles from the border.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do the cartel people cause you problems or the. Yeah, that's question one. My next question is the people running across the pastures, the immigrants, does that cause you problems?

[Christina Lang]

No, it doesn't, because I'm a little bit more north, and to me it seems like it's pretty much city. I mean, there's not. There's not much of that anymore like it used to be, I suppose.

[Caller/Guest]

And so it's.

[Christina Lang]

It doesn't seem to bother me at all. Like, I'm not scared or anything, and I'm fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does the drug cartel violence work its way across the border in that zone?

[Christina Lang]

Yes, it does. Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have an example?

[Christina Lang]

Well, I mean, there's just a lot of people, you know, that they still continue to sell and, you know, they continue to bring it across somehow, some way. I mean, they're very creative, that's for sure. There's some of the stories that, you know, we see on the.

[Caller/Guest]

On the news.

[Christina Lang]

You know, you just see, like, different ways.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're real. The reason. And now I'm looking at the note, the reason you called in. You said, imodium extra strength is a great way for the parasitic diarrhea for those that are suffering.

[Christina Lang]

Yes, yes, Because I had experienced that. A nurse, when I was working at the hospital, medical hospital back in the day of 96. I was feeling really ill. Something had. I guess I ate was. And it was killing me for like three days. She noticed a discolor, a little bit

[Caller/Guest]

of, like, I was kind of.

[Christina Lang]

My color was a little peakish. And she said, are you okay? And I said, well, actually, no, I've been suffering, you know, for the, you know, with a little bit of Diarrhea and just can't see. It's been already three days. She goes, well, after you get out of work, go to the store and buy Imodium, extra strength. And it could come. Then it comes in a tablet. So because I wasn't. I could. Well, I don't want the liquor. She said, no. They also sell in a pill form. They sell like a pill and a tablet. So I just, I felt so bad as I was coming home from buying groceries. I just, you know, heard the callers and then how they're suffering. And I can remember back in that day and ever since, I always have some available and, you know, keep it in my home and because every now and then maybe somebody gets it or somebody that I know and I'll share it. That's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, ma'.

Am.

Appreciate. Appreciate the share here.

[Caller/Guest]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good stuff. Appreciate it.

[Co-host/Producer]

She's like a beat poet.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a beat poet?

[Co-host/Producer]

Gonna go to the lake and I'm gonna come back, I'm gonna go to the lake and I can put a swimsuit on. And then they look at the life to reserve it and live a life preserver. Then I will not drown. If I did drown, I would take off my life preserver and drown. But I don't want to drown because I want to come home from the lake. Dinner is going to be fried chicken.

Yeah.

Get up in the box and bring it home and put it on a plate and have chicken for dinner with

[John Clay Wolf]

more of the John Clay Wilson. Remember, you can watch the whole show rerun or watch it live with [e-mail] this. Oh, I need to plug Gordon Boswell flowers across the country or around the corner. Gordon Boswell is your go to florist. They've been sponsoring this show for, I don't know, seven years.

[Christina Lang]

Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know what? I don't even charge them.

[Co-host/Producer]

You don't?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

Really?

What I did with them, their stuff is so good.

[Co-host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They bring flowers to the office and they bring flowers to the house once a week in exchange for us doing this on the radio and letting other people know about it. And that's when you know, you believe in something. They've got the good stuff.

[Co-host/Producer]

Let it come to your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're a little more money than the other guys, but when they. You get that picture on the other, you know, New York or LA or where wherever you're sending, sending flowers to, they. They send the good stuff. The stuff you're proud of, not the stuff that looks like it came out of the grocery store and they last. Yep. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and hang tight. Remember to go to jcwshow.com there's a chat box on the side and the Wolf packers are on there and they talk smack and they talk to each other and it's a big community. If you're bored, you ought to introduce yourself to some of them because they come anyway. You'll see what I mean. Just go to jcwshow.com we'll be right back after this song.

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. America's largest weekend morning show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 800, 800 radio. Want more of the John Clay Wolf show? Check out the fastest growing [e-mail].

Dude, it's right through my head and I can't hit it down to the left, down to the right. What's this is not fooling obviously. This is rock. Rock till you drop. Yeah, we will rock rock till we drop.

[Co-host/Producer]

Love the deaf leverage.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been rock rocking for five and a half hours.

[Co-host/Producer]

How about that? How you feel?

[John Clay Wolf]

We haven't dropped yet. I feel fine.

[Co-host/Producer]

This isn't normally our gig.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean this guy's ass. Let's getting somebody's ass. 98 BMW M3 automatic, four door with 130. Been sitting in a barn for six years. Wants 10 grand. Tim, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I'm there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too much. It's too high. You're crazy. Why you want so much money?

[Caller/Guest]

I. It's my son's car and he moved to Michigan and he thinks it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's wrong. And I'll tell you why he's wrong. Because it's an automatic. It's not a stick, it's a four door and it's got a buck 30 on it. M3s are awesome, but they've got to be the right ones. If that car was an automatic, I'm sorry, a stick, I would give him 10 grand as an automatic. I will not. The sitting in a barn for six years. Could be rats, could be strippers, could be dead transmission.

[Caller/Guest]

I work in my shop. It's actually a shop. I. I build C10s and stuff. So it's. It's not, you know, it's in good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

It's been undercover. Okay. It's black. Well then I just wonder what it's worth too. So I can actually have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think probably eight. Eight is my guess.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

The damn four door in the automatic just changes things. I Want to say seven. I'm real good at seven, but I want to give you all the money I can. And I'm thinking I can give eight. So do me a favor. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up up. And they will get on it. Tell them John said seven on the air. He wants y' all to look at it for eight. And I have. I have an office. It says you're in central California on your phone number. Where, like, what city are you in?

[Caller/Guest]

Houston. H U G H S O N what's the nearest.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the nearest Modesto? What's another city nearby? I'm just trying to figure out how to pick it up.

[Caller/Guest]

Carolina?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Co-host/Producer]

Are you north of Burbank?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, geez. We're not even close to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're up.

[Co-host/Producer]

We're Sacramento.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Probably Stockton. Maybe it's. Stockton's about an hour up from me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We have locations all over the coast. We just need to figure out the closest one. You can run it up there and drop it off. Because I don't have a place where you are where I can't pick it up. It'll just cost me too much to pick it up. Up to send a service out there to pick that thing up be 500 bucks.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. So I wish my son would just take it to Michigan where he moved.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is he in Michigan?

[Caller/Guest]

He. He just wanted to move there. He said it's a lot. A lot cheaper, you know, because it's real expensive to live here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Caller/Guest]

So he's, you know, he's. You know, he's got a beautiful house and everything for half the money. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com loaded up. I'm gonna try to buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

Alrighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio. Radio. We were going. We had something else.

[Co-host/Producer]

We were going to do Jeopardy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Backtracks.

[Co-host/Producer]

Backtracks?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, boy.

[Co-host/Producer]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Backtracks is where we place two songs backwards and then you call in and guess what the two songs are and we try it first without saying the band. Is that fair?

[Co-host/Producer]

Do we. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can. Is it harder? He's easy.

[Co-host/Producer]

I think they'll figure it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me hear it. I'll tell you if I'm gonna. If we're gonna say the band cut one sounds like John Lennon cut to. I'm going with John Lennon. Is that a good guess?

[Co-host/Producer]

You'd be right. This day in 1974, the US Board of Immigration informed John Lennon that he had 60 days to leave the country or face deportation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why were they mad at him?

[Co-host/Producer]

He got busted. This is true. In 1968, in London, at his apartment, before he ever tried to move over here. It's just the Nixon administration was a little funny about things like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's play these two John Lennon cuts backwards again. And you call in 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. John and Greenville, go to givemetheven.com on your Corvette. We need to open the lines up for backtracks, people. Okay?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've hung up on him five times. He keeps calling back 85 Corvette with 125 cars worth three grand. And I know he's going to say he wants seven for it. Why argue? I just. If I wanted to argue, I'd go home.

[Co-host/Producer]

There you go.

First person correctly identifies these two songs is going to get their pick of anything they want. From the JCW merch. Closet it online. And I got John Lennon 4 CD box set. I showed it to JD the other day.

That was so cool.

From Born Late Record.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's calling back again.

[Co-host/Producer]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Comes with a little. John, I just told you, we're not doing this.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, cut one. I don't know it. Cut two. Now, it's not Beatles, it's linen. Right?

[Co-host/Producer]

Lennon solo. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that is not sergeant Pepper's Heart Club Band.

[Co-host/Producer]

That sounds like these are John Lennon solo tunes. And the first one's one that. These are both really early John Lennon records. And first one was something that he wrote specifically to Paul when he was still a little pissed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut one. Cut 2. Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And guess what those two songs are. And do it in a hurry, because we will. We've got two minutes for this segments over. And we're gonna get the winner before the segments over. We're not gonna get a winner. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Let's see if Joe's got it. Joe and McAllen, do you have it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Caller/Guest]

72 Chevy C10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. Different deal. Hey, John in Greenville, North Carolina. What's going on? Let me guess. You got a 85. 5 Corvette with 125, 000 miles for it. On it. I'll give you three grand. What are you going for?

[Caller/Guest]

Five times.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for your damn Corvette, man?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know. You tell me. I got 85 Corvette, 125, 000 miles. The kicker is one owner I got it from.

[John Clay Wolf]

The kicker is your car dealer.

[Caller/Guest]

Uncle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Three grand.

[Co-host/Producer]

Three grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not worth nothing. They're not worth nothing.

[Caller/Guest]

I gotta. I gotta kick it to it. I got a kicker. All right. It's got new t tops. It's got all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a kicker. Dave and I hung up. Dave and Temecula.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Here today in instant karma.

[Co-host/Producer]

Second one is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

The first john in Kansas City.

[Caller/Guest]

How do you sleep in instant karma?

[Co-host/Producer]

That's it.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow. There you go. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got a winner. West coast. Hang tight. We're switching all the network to you, including Vegas and Phoenix. Everybody else, we're coming off the air. We've been doing this for six hours, going on hour number seven. We start in New York City and Miami and work our way west. This is the place to be Saturday mornings and we're glad you're cruising along with us.

[Co-host/Producer]

I got a kicker. I got a kicker.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Co-host/Producer]

America's best car buyer is. Give me the vin.com.

[Caller/Guest]

thank you.

[Co-host/Producer]

The Jon Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One radio network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.