#37 John Clay Wolfe Show 04-16-16 Hour 1

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #37 (04-16-16 Hour 1)

Aired: February 12, 2026

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Overview

This lively, unscripted hour of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers the trademark mix of car talk, wild stories, irreverent humor, and brash banter listeners expect. Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, the crew—John Clay Wolfe, J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, Charlie, Roy, and Megan—ranges across topics including concert gossip, inside stories from the car business, roast-like comedy, sports updates, lascivious exploits, and call-in appraisals. The episode’s central theme is the unpredictable, outrageous world of car buying and selling—and the equally wild lives of the people who do it.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Upcoming "Big Freakin' Deal" Concert

Timestamps: 00:50–04:00

• Discussion on the upcoming BFD concert at Gexa Energy Pavilion.
• Bands include: Shinedown, Three Doors Down, 6AM, Collective Soul, Stitched Up Heart, Lacy Sturm, Drowning Pool, and Shaman’s Harvest.
• Panel riffs on unfamiliar band names, the “heaviness” of the lineup, and humorous association with "White Supremacy music."
• Quote – John Clay Wolfe (02:03):
  "There are some amazing bands playing that deal. Well, it is May 29 at Gexa Energy Pavilion featuring Everybody Turn Their Damn shine down..."

2. Behind-the-Scenes at GiveMeTheVIN / Staff Growth and Payday

Timestamps: 04:48–06:29

• J.D. Ryan shares the stress of driving across Louisiana and Houston to buy cars, growing company staff, and the strange feeling seeing unfamiliar faces on payday.
• Anecdote about spouses picking up paychecks, and how it feels awkward or "unprofessional."
• Michael Turley relates it to “bringing your old lady to the strip bar.”
• Quote – Michael Turley (06:50):
  "That’s a relationship that exists between you and your employer."

3. Car Dealer Lies and The Art of the Deal

Timestamps: 09:18–13:38

• Detailed conversation about the infamous "what you got in it" lie among car dealers.
• J.D. Ryan shares a Hummer buying story involving a friend’s inflated numbers:
  Quote – J.D. Ryan (11:12):
  "He gave 32. He lied to me. He lied to you. He lied."
• Pearl: "You make your money when you buy it, not when you sell it." (13:36)
• Inside baseball on how dealers assess car value vs. payoffs.

4. News Headlines & Pop Culture Tangents

Timestamps: 18:37–22:10

• Lightning-round headlines:
  • Zac Brown busted in Florida with cocaine.
  • Ted Cruz's defense of Texas sex toy ban and his Princeton roommate’s tweet mocking his "self-gratification."
    • Quote – J.D. Ryan (19:17):
      "Basically said that old Teddy just beat that thing like it owed him money."
  • Chevy pickup recall for faulty seat belt cable.
  • Kobe Bryant’s 60-point NBA farewell.

5. Johnny Manziel: A Cautionary Tale

Timestamps: 20:02–24:29

• Johnny Manziel’s latest downfalls: property damage, substance problems, and audio of a slurred, defensive interview.
• Drew Rosenhaus (agent) drops him.
  Quote – Rosenhaus via Wolfe (23:29):
  "I see a 23-year-old man who needs to get control of his life, which is more important than football."

6. Roy’s Corpus Christi Adventure: “Riding with Roy”

Timestamps: 39:05–43:30 | Highlight Story

• Roy recounts picking up a Corvette in Corpus and being greeted by a recently single, tipsy woman in a negligee who makes overt advances.
• Despite enticing circumstances, Roy refuses, citing the potential danger of the boyfriend returning.
• Quote – Roy (42:05):
  "That's a suicide mission, man. I can't do that... On a scale from one to ten, she was eight and a half."

7. Alcohol Delivery: Dangerous Teenage Trends

Timestamps: 26:13–29:04

• J.D. and John riff on teenage "butt-chugging" (vodka-soaked tampons, wine enemas) and underline the risks.
• John admits to trying a wine enema live on a previous radio show:
  Quote – John Clay Wolfe (27:47):
  "I did the wine, the enema. We did it live on the radio."

8. Country Music Tangents & Tributes

Timestamps: 33:48–35:37

• Nostalgia for “real” country, jabs at Garth Brooks, Alan Jackson, Luke Bryan.
• Stories about the Merle Haggard tribute Michael Turley hosted on the day Haggard died, instead of reading the news.

9. On-Air Car Appraisals and Banter

Timestamps: 36:21–37:12 | 54:01–56:35

• Several callers try to sell cars (Yukon Denali, Town Car, Avalanche, F250, etc.).
• Haggling over price, quick appraisals, and “give me the VIN” instructions.
• Value discussion highlights the fine art of the deal, with J.D. and John demonstrating negotiation in action.

10. Comedy Bits & Music Parodies

Timestamps: 69:03–72:03

• Airing of a recurring parody bit: “Axl Rose Goes Gospel,” where Guns N’ Roses songs are re-imagined as gospel hymns:
  • "Take Me Down to Nazareth City,"
  • "Amazing Grace," (Rose-style)
  • "Sweet Son of God."

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the car business:

  • "You're way too reputable to be in this business." – John Clay Wolfe (10:00)
  • "Whenever they're telling you what they gave, they're lying. They're setting you up." – J.D. Ryan (12:00)

• On Roy’s self-restraint:
  "He’s gotten smart with age. That’s how he got to be this age—by not being stupid." – John Clay Wolfe (43:38)

• On awkward situations and regret:

  • J.D.’s story about his attractive stepmom hitting on him, ending with:
    “When you don’t know what to do, don’t do anything at all.” (68:53)

• On country music:

  • “Country is pop and rock now. It’s not country.” – John Clay Wolfe (34:25)

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Timestamps: Major Segments

• 00:50: Concert banter and lineup
• 04:48: J.D.’s road trip, company growing pains
• 09:18: Dealer lies and Hummer story
• 18:37: News headlines (Zac Brown, Ted Cruz, GM recall, Kobe)
• 20:02: Johnny Manziel story, interview audio (21:40)
• 39:05: Riding with Roy—Corvette pickup and tempting encounter
• 54:01: Live car appraisals
• 69:03: Axl Rose Gospel Parody
• 72:03: Segment close, reminders on how to sell your car

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Tone and Style

The episode is fast, punchy, and brash—full of cutting asides, inside jokes, shock humor, and a no-holds-barred attitude toward cars, music, and life itself. The show leans on the authenticity of the car business and the unpredictability of life on the road, blending outrageous storytelling with real business.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

• Expect unpredictable comedy, wild car business confessions, and sharp pop culture commentary.
• The highlight story of Roy’s “suicide mission” in Corpus is classic road-dog storytelling at its finest.
• The show doubles as a rolling car dealership—appraisals, negotiations, and commentary on the way the industry works.
• Fresh music spoofs and bits, especially the Axl Rose gospel album parody, add variety and humor.
• If you love inside talk, comedy, and a little irreverence, this episode delivers from start to finish—just maybe don’t listen with kids in the car.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolfe]

Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

When's the big freaking deal? Concert, Bob. May May's pretty close.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Coming right up.

[J.D. Ryan]

You going?

[Michael Turley]

I'd like to.

[J.D. Ryan]

This should go as a show. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'm thinking sales department could probably let go of some of those tickets, you know, going on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you think we need to buy tickets? What if they want you to bring? Who are the bands?

[Michael Turley]

There's some great bands playing that deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've got them on there. There's some great bands.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There are some amazing bands playing that deal. Well, it is May 29 at Gexa Energy Pavilion featuring Everybody Turn Their Damn shine down. Three doors down, 6am With 2X's collective soul, stitched Apart. Lacy Sturm.

[Megan]

Stitched Apart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lacey.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Stitched Apart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stitched Up Heart or Stitched Apart?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Stitched Up Heart.

[Michael Turley]

And a special appearance by Johnny Snob.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Drowning Pool and Shaman's Harvest.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hang on. One more time. You. I, I, I'm not familiar.

[Charlie]

You don't know any of those bands, John?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. How about Shine Down?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Charlie]

I know them.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How about Three Doors Down?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that the one Headlight? No, that's the Wall Flowers.

[Charlie]

Well, that's totally different.

[John Clay Wolfe]

6Am with very similar 6am with two X's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's Nikki Six's.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Covered band, Collective Soul.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know that they're old.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that the girl Stitch? What song do they sing?

[Roy]

Girl?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that one.

[Roy]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Stitched Up Heart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stitched Up Up Heart.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Lacy Sturm. No, Drowning Pool.

[Charlie]

Oh, I know them. They're pretty heavy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And Shaman's Harvest.

[Michael Turley]

They're all heavy, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They're all heavy.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, these are some heavy bands.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it like White Supremacy music?

[Michael Turley]

Hello. That's why we call it a bfg.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Easy.

[Charlie]

No, it's not Easy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Easy. Easy.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? You know the white supremacy sound?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

The corn kind of.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you do the White Supremacy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Down? Adolf was right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, don't look at my trailer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Bob. That's exactly what I was reaching for.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All this fun. May 29, a Gexa Energy, the last.

[J.D. Ryan]

One I went to, it used to be called Edge Fest.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

There's one coming up end of April.

[J.D. Ryan]

This band in the background right now. You can turn them up a little. This is Tripping Daisy from Dallas. I think they cussed in a minute. Did you believe it?

[Charlie]

I've got that taken care of.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they were the headliner of edge fest in 90. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And according to kegl.com on the air right now. Congratulations.

[Charlie]

Yeah, 94.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got laid on this day in 1994.

[Michael Turley]

There you go at Edge Fest. Good, good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So according to the website, Debbie Sexton is on right now. We should flip it over to the Eagle and listen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's call her.

[Charlie]

Is Debbie on right now?

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's what it says right here.

[Charlie]

I don't think that's right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm just looking at it. It's the website. The website.

[Charlie]

What is this show?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the Debbie Sex show with your host, Debbie Sexton and Susie Shepherd.

[Charlie]

Hey, Susie.

[J.D. Ryan]

We bring her back again.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning, Johnny Beach.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hi, everybody.

[Michael Turley]

This is Debbie.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're happy.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna play you some songs now.

[J.D. Ryan]

My favorite songs.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I really like this one.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It says right here 6:00am to 10:00am here's Johnny.

[Michael Turley]

Snot even gives you see him at the BFD concert.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, she's not. She's still here. Yeah, she's on the air.

[Charlie]

You can't call her John.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The website says so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, I'm whipped. I'm tired. I've been driving. I'm sick of this freaking drive.

[Michael Turley]

What happened to you, man? Where'd you go?

[J.D. Ryan]

I went through Louisiana and Houston buying cars this week. And it's a thousand mile trip.

[Michael Turley]

Don't you do that every week?

[J.D. Ryan]

Every other. Well, I drive to Louisiana almost every week or fly to Louisiana. And I bet the weather's been so crappy I haven't been flying my little airplane and. And I've got so much on my mind, I don't feel like flying because if.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Wow. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

If your brain's spinning too hard, you don't need to be pilots in an aircraft.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's on your mind, buddy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Adding show markets and adding staff and growing the company and all that crap.

[Charlie]

And there's people walking around this office that I haven't even seen before. And John had neither.

[Michael Turley]

How's that happen?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, that's interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

My wife walking yesterday and yesterday about 7 o'. Clock. I mean 6 o', clock, 5:30. It really. That's the point when you really see a lot of your folks, you know, because it's pay time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, it's payday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Everybody's coming in.

[J.D. Ryan]

And my wife showed dinner right. Coming to the trough about 5:30. She's like, who the hell are all these people? I'm like, I don't know. And there was one girl Specifically, I was like, who are you? She's like, I'm Mike's wife. And I'm like, yeah, I know. Sabrina, Mike's wife. The other Mike, Mike Hall. You're my calls.

[Megan]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's. I hate it when. When people send their wives to pick up their paychecks.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just cuz it makes me feel bad. Cuz you know that. You know that it makes you feel bad. Yeah. You know, I guess the good thing would be like, you should be don't send your kids to pick up your paycheck.

[Charlie]

Oh, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just like, if you just feel.

[Charlie]

Like, why they know the truth, then, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

So like, like the wife's looking at the check. You know, she wants more stuff. Oh, she has more needs and she's looking at the check. Yeah, yeah. And then she looks at me. And then she looks at the check. Oh, and then she looks at me. No, like you're the guy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And she realizes you are giving her husband a job.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't feel like that. I feel like I'm the bad guy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

It's not the most professional thing in the world you can do, jd.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Send your old lady to pick up your paycheck. That's a relationship that exists between you and your employer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it's just like bringing your old lady to the strip bar, you know?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you're. You're over modding, bud.

[Michael Turley]

I feel like I am a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

For sure. Turley and I made a bet a month ago and it was a pretty big bet, A big sports bet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What was it?

[J.D. Ryan]

And I'm not gonna talk about it. But he lost. And he sends his old lady up here to pay the bill to pay his tax.

[Megan]

What? I mean, it's. You know, it's like I'm taking it. I mean, why didn't you set it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Up with your kids and his. Your kid could been holding his teeth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We were gonna go to dinner, but we can't afford it now. Here's daddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hope you and daddy had fun gambling on sports and hookers.

[Charlie]

I wasn't thinking of it that way. I wasn't trying to rub it in.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't really need a new clothes.

[Michael Turley]

You should think about stuff like that, though. You might as well send your little dog, your little spotted dog, you know, with a little jingly bell on his collar.

[John Clay Wolfe]

A little Pomeranian dog.

[Michael Turley]

Sit him upstairs.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don't even.

[Michael Turley]

Because he can't work the elevator, right? He's got no thumbs. Send him up the stairs, two flights of stairs to pick up your check. Hi, I'm the dog. I'm here to get the check.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You see, the rest of us were all making sense and then Bobbo started to talk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this where I grabbed the steering wheel and put it back on the road? Yeah, it was funny. I just wasn't listening. What'd you say, Sammy?

[Michael Turley]

You can't just send anybody in for your paycheck, man. Anything can happen here. And it's to pay a. To pay a gambit.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, that was funny. I just wouldn't.

[Michael Turley]

You might as well. And I'm not making any comparison. You might as well go down here to Como.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That may be the most honest thing anyone said this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to. Come on.

[Michael Turley]

What, and find. Find a young, disenfranchised, poverty stricken child and what, and send him or her up here to collect the gambling debt?

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever gotten any tail income?

[Michael Turley]

To tell the truth, he's right up there to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

You worked here in this office for years. Did you ever work. Did you ever work back there into the ghetto and find you some love?

[Michael Turley]

No, but I think I could have, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

No doubt you could.

[Michael Turley]

They're all over the place.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're hanging from the trees.

[Michael Turley]

My types too, but I'm more professional than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, it's like Tarzan back there behind this office.

[Michael Turley]

It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

You see him just swinging on vines.

[Michael Turley]

Come see my sister like toucans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Calling my name. Yes, I think. I don't know, man. No, I never did.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was in. You know, one thing I hate about my business is the. The car dealer lie.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Which is.

[Michael Turley]

What's the car dealer?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you can. What you have in it. What you have in it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, is that the deal?

[J.D. Ryan]

So I have friends in the business that are friends of mine and I feel like they're friends mine. And I asked them when we're doing business never to tell me what. What you have in it because that's the J.D. how much is that car? Well, I got 12. 5 in it. So what? That does.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That sets.

[J.D. Ryan]

That sets a mark where if I said I'll give you 12, then I'm like, you're taking. Stealing from their. From your. From their wife and their kid.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the same deal. I have a big heart.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're entitled. You're way too reputable to be in this business. You are.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I've got a guy. I bought a Hummer from a fellow that is a friend of mine on a personal level.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, sounds like.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he told Me?

[John Clay Wolfe]

You got a number now?

[Michael Turley]

I did buy a Hummer in coma.

[J.D. Ryan]

He. He told me there was. There was this hummer. It's a 96H1 big hummer. And he's like, I get. I gave 40 for it and I sold it to this guy for 50. It's like, wow, high five.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything's great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

10.

[J.D. Ryan]

And this guy was bringing back a twin turbo S class, and it was 90 grand. And do you remember the red Hummer, Turley? The big red 96H1 that went to. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's the car. We sold it in Philadelphia. 41 grand in manhunt.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

But when I was buying this car from this guy, I had this mark in my head that his friend gave 50. He gave 40. I was like, I'll give them 40 again. I don't know. The 50 sounds ridiculous. Long story short, it brought 41. And I was like, this car should have brought more than that because this guy is smarter than that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I was just kind of trusting what he knew I wasn't thinking about it that much.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I like the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

He gave 32. He lied to me. He lied to you. He lied.

[Charlie]

And he's your friend quotes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was my friend. He was my friend.

[Charlie]

Is anybody in the car dealer world really friendly friends or they just. Acquaintance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Acquaintance, you know?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Anybody you trust enough to call a friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

There are car deal people in the car dealer world that I don't. That are good enough friends that I don't really do business with.

[Charlie]

Ah, that's it. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the trick because. Yeah, it's just that damn flurry down. And I mean, all these guys, you know. How much is this? Well, I gave. I gave 175 for it. Don't ever tell me what you gave. I don't care if your grandmother gave it to you because it was free.

[Michael Turley]

That goes without saying, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, you don't. You don't, you know, disclose what you've got.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whenever they're. Whenever they're telling you what they gave, then they're lying. They're setting you up. I gave 175 for it, and I'll take a nickel over. That means, you know, 8, 500 is enough to make. Right?

[Roy]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Isn't that fair?

[Michael Turley]

They're in it for 15.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I'll give 17 2. Oh, because you're a friend, I'll sell it to you for 200 profit. That's the hustle. And it just goes on and on and on, and it's warmy it's wormy, thin.

[Michael Turley]

See, long ago I caught onto the fact that a lot of people, when they sell you their car, they have payoffs and the fact that whatever they owe for the car has nothing to do with its intrinsic value.

[J.D. Ryan]

Agreed.

[Michael Turley]

Right. So you just don't disclose what you got in the car. It's not about we're buying cars or we're selling cars, but we're not buying.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't give a damn.

[Michael Turley]

We're not making your deal. Your deal's over, your deal's done. Doesn't matter what you got in.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't give a damn what the payoff is. When we ask somebody what their payoff is, that's not us trying to figure out what we're going to pay for it. It's really us trying to figure if they can afford to sell it, if their payoff's 50 grand and the car's worth 30. The first question is, do you have the 20,000 difference?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't. Do you have any really good friends or family that do? No, I don't. Okay, well then call us back when you do because there's nothing we can do at this point. The value of your car has nothing. I mean, just stop. Give a payoff? Yes. Okay. This is a ten thousand dollar car. What you pay off twenty. Okay. Do you have the ten thousand difference? No. Okay. What do you want to do about it? I don't know. I guess I'll go see Clay cooling. Keep rolling. Okay, that's cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's fine.

[Megan]

I went from heels to wheels with.

[Michael Turley]

Clay Cooley because give me that line, you don't make your money when you sell it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You make your money when you buy it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Daddy, always.

[J.D. Ryan]

800-800-Radio. 800-800-Radio is our call in number. We're buying cars on the air this morning. Dealers that are on their way to work. Guys in the car business also, we buy cars from dealerships all the time. And givemetheven.com has a dealer button on the top line and just click the dealer button. Your trade ins, you lease. You leasing agents out there that do the lease deals, fleet. What do you call it? Pro. Pro. When your Procurement manager.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Procurement manager. Well, if it isn't J.D.

[Charlie]

Oh, no, it's the devil man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I tell you what, that's weird that he would come by this morning. Hello, J.D. i woke up this morning and my digital clock told me the temperature of my house was 66.6. I went, you know what? It's not gonna be a good day. And here he is. You're looking righteous and happy today. Oh, God, what does that mean? I hate that. I know, I know. I'm rather happy.

[J.D. Ryan]

800-800-Radio is the call in number. We'll bid your car, give you a seven day bid right on the air. You can just go to give me the vi. Give me the vin. VIN number. If you don't know what a vin number is, we're gonna pass on your deal. Cuz you're stupid.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Maybe you teach them.

[J.D. Ryan]

17 digit barcode number. It's the serial number for the car your windshield. Yeah. Google it. It'll show you. Givemethe vin.com. we're going to commercial break. Call us during the commercial break. Then we've got a song. And during that time, call right now. And I've got nothing to do. I'm just sitting here waiting on you guys to call and I can bid your cars while we're waiting for a Van Halen. What? Women and children first to play.

[Michael Turley]

Bam.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bam. What's next?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Come out and play by the offspring.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We'll be back with more of the John Clee wolf Show, powered by GiveMeTheven.com.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

800, 800 radio. Good morning, Dallas, Fort Worth, Denton. The rest of you and. And those of y' all in Como. Lake Como, beautiful Lake Como on the west side of Fort Worth. Don't eat the fish out of Lake Como.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Lake Como.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'll give you cancer. No, of the chitlin.

[Michael Turley]

Now fish is a fish is a fish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, what were you saying about Kobe?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Kobe?

[Michael Turley]

I think it was. It was nice of the golden state warriors to let him get all those points. He's so most people don't realize Kobe Bryant was one of the very first of the Cosby victim children.

[Roy]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Bobbo.

[Roy]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Kobe's mother, Anita Bryant.

[Megan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Way before the clearing doing. Way before the clearance. Thomas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, man, I'm tired but hearing. Did he just like he's talking.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just listening.

[Michael Turley]

She was. She was victimized by. By cosm.

[J.D. Ryan]

She sodomized or victimized for seven months. Sodomized.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Megan]

Ouch.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Kobe in utero was poked in the eye and the chin constantly. No wonder he's angry.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that what made him such the athlete he became?

[Roy]

I'm g. Watch this.

[Michael Turley]

Watch this, dad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because he was sodomized by Bill Cosby for decades.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna make 60 points.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sometimes we get off track and we get in the water.

[Michael Turley]

You need to get off of my mama.

[Charlie]

I'm thinking the only fact that he's got correct is that Kobe did score 60 points. It wasn't against Golden State.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's really. That's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

He really scored 60 points.

[Charlie]

Final game. It was crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they let him?

[Charlie]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Not at all.

[Michael Turley]

He's making like 40 foot shots. Dude, he's just throwing it.

[Charlie]

They did give him the ball like 50 times, so he had plenty attempts. It was the most attempts in an NBA game in like years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turley is our producer and sports aficionado.

[Charlie]

Yes. I know sports.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know sports. Let's play that game. I know sports. JD Ryan is my co host. Bobo is a Bobo Bobbo. If you, if you, if you Google Bobbo and you see him in Wikipedia, there is no definition.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You ever seen the little guy that stands by the railroad tracks and throws the switch so the train goes off a different direction? That's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobo's the Bitman. Bobbo the bid man. Hi, good morning. This is Bobo the Bitman. 800. 800 radio is how you call into us or just go to Give me the v I n givemethevin.com we're gonna be here until 10 o' clock this morning and then we jump on other stations. Remember our. Our podcast is at itunes, Right? So itunes, you can just Google John Lee Wolf show. Our itunes listening ship has gone up a lot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Like goofy. I called your son because he set it up, right. I was like, pull the stats on it. Let me see. I hadn't looked in a month or two since we did it. It's like, whoop.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, that's good.

[Charlie]

People like to catch the whole five hours of the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, there's five hours. So we started eight and go to noon. And in Dallas, Fort Worth, we're just on for two. So that's how that works. What all do you have in the news? You have tons.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My Lord, there's so much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me some headlines.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Zach Brown busted in Florida with cocaine, cotton strippers.

[Michael Turley]

Boy, that's a big one right there. He has finally arrived.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good for him.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let's see here. Ted Cruz basically defended the Texas state law banning the sale of sex toys.

[J.D. Ryan]

And his. His roommate from Princeton. Yeah. Wrote on Twitter it's ironic that he banned the sale of sex toys. Yes, Human self gratification. When I was his roommate at Princeton, he was very into self gratification. Did you not see that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, I missed that part.

[J.D. Ryan]

Basically said that old Teddy just beat that thing like it owed him money. I beat that thing like it owes me money.

[Michael Turley]

Ted Cruz knows sex toys too, because he's fake and a pussy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We just thought we were on the tracks.

[Megan]

I'm a joke maker.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The one thing you want a seat belt to do is basically stop you in a crash. That's the one thing that General Motors is saying that their Chevy Silverado and GMC three year pickup trucks won't do. The company announced a recall on Friday. Said it covers a certain 2014 and 2015 model 1500 pickup trucks. Basically, the steel cable that holds them in, not so much.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You already talked about Kobe Bryant saying goodbye to the NBA. How about Johnny Manziel? Where do we start with Johnny? Where do we even start?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, his dad already quit the Honda store in Fort Worth. He already bailed. Did he really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why would you quit just because your son's a mess?

[J.D. Ryan]

He quits everywhere he goes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, his dad does.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Paul Manzel. Are you Johnny's dad?

[Megan]

I quit. Everybody keeps. Don't let me work. They keep bringing it up. I'm going somewhere else.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure, I can come to your dealership. Yeah, I'll bring a lot of customers. And my name carries a lot of weight. Paul Manzel. Is this Johnny's dad?

[Megan]

Oh, my God. They found me again.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What was that? He's. He's bounded down and say, can he. Kenny Bowers.

[Charlie]

I think this is what happened to me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

A lot of people. Okay. Anyway, where do we start? He is accused of causing extensive damage during parties he hosted in the Los Angeles home he rented earlier this month. Let me see. $31,000 in damages. What else? The. Michael, you know some of this story.

[Charlie]

There was cocaine found there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Cocaine, marijuana. Wine stains on the floor that cannot be removed. Broken glass, broken doors on the. She's also seeking $10,000 in rental fees that he decided not to pay.

[Charlie]

She's also claiming that she's several times passed out by his car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just passed out.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, what's wrong with that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

TMZ's get this Great video the other day.

[Charlie]

Oh, you want to hear the audio?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you have that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. I want to hear it.

[Charlie]

Yeah, this is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if he's drunk.

[Charlie]

You. You be the judge here. This is a Manzel out going to on a party scene.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Coming from an alcoholic. He's drunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Party ever stop?

[Johnny Manziel]

Party ever stop?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, me.

[Johnny Manziel]

Are we partying tonight?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Roy]

I don't know.

[Johnny Manziel]

Let me get this thing Here, okay, okay.

[Charlie]

He's grabbing the camera.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He takes the camera from the cameraman.

[Johnny Manziel]

All right, so we're out here. Friend, the nice guy.

[Roy]

Okay?

[Johnny Manziel]

My guy.

[Roy]

I'm Dan.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How's it going?

[Johnny Manziel]

It's my guy Dan, right here. We're doing like self made video right now in this badass camera.

[J.D. Ryan]

So.

[Roy]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So are you worried about the image problems or does it face you?

[Michael Turley]

Image problems.

[Johnny Manziel]

Listen, here's my image problems.

[Roy]

I'm just curious. That's what they want to know.

[Johnny Manziel]

I'm living out here with my guy, Vaughn Miller.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay?

[Johnny Manziel]

Everybody knows Vaughn Miller.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Johnny Manziel]

Super bowl mvp, thanks to it. Super Bowl MVP Vaughn Miller, my brother. I'm living with him right now. Yeah, we're getting our life together.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you might go in the Broncos. Listen, here, you can hold it.

[Johnny Manziel]

John Elway, Ray Duke Kubiak, Aggie man. Great organization. Anywhere I get picked up, bro. Okay, It's a blessing.

[Charlie]

You're gonna get picked up somewhere.

[Johnny Manziel]

Somewhere, bro. Listen, whatever happens, I love ball.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I want to play.

[Johnny Manziel]

Yeah, that's the team I want to go to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you think they care if you're partying a little bit? Is there anything wrong with that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Party?

[Johnny Manziel]

I don't think there's any wrong partying, bro. Yeah, there's a difference between party and being out of control.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not getting in trouble for anything.

[Johnny Manziel]

And you've seen me here how many.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nights in a row?

[Johnny Manziel]

5, 6, a lot of times.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where do you want to go?

[Johnny Manziel]

What have we been doing since we've been here?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Walking out.

[Roy]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Being cool.

[Johnny Manziel]

Not drunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, okay.

[Johnny Manziel]

We're just hanging out, enjoying great food. I go, my guy, John Tazerian, he's here. Let's do it.

[Roy]

All right. You're having a good time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Take it easy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Basically, he finds himself unemployed. No sponsorships. Now his agent has even fired him. He said, I. This is a quote from Drew Rosenhaus, right? Rosenhaus. Yeah. I see a 23 year old man who needs to get his control of his life, which is more important than football. Yes, he's drunk there. And yes, he turns around, gets behind the wheel and drives away.

[Charlie]

There's a. There's another clip of audio of an interview with him, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if you heard this. Well, I'll tell you, Stu, I did battle some humongous ways, but, you know, just like I told the guy on abc, danger is my business.

[Michael Turley]

You know, a lot of people expect that. Maybe Mark Cutback Davis or Bob Jungle Death Gerard would take the honors this year.

[Megan]

Oh, those guys are fast.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's fantastic. Let me ask you a question.

[Michael Turley]

When you get out there, do you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ever fear for your life?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, Sue, I'll tell you, surfing's not a sport. It's a way of life. No hobby.

[Johnny Manziel]

It's a way of looking at that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wave and saying, hey bud, let's party. We were talking about drunks with Johnny Manziel and I swear, this guy, these car dealers. I was bitching about car dealers earlier. Yes, I'm at the auction on Wednesday. This old man, car dealer. But you can just. They've always got that drunk talk, shower. They start nipping at noon.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

And there's this girl behind the counter, poor thing, she had a baby. And there's this, you know, 65 year old car dealer with his nugget jewelry on. And he said, honey, is that baby still nursing? I bet he's a big happy boy. You can tell because you're still glowing, honey.

[John Clay Wolfe]

God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was like, God Almighty. And yes, she had new mom cleavage, right? And it was there. Is that baby still nursing? Is that baby still nursing? Why don't you just say, I mean, show me your cans.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, how do you get away with that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that baby hungry? Do you need some money?

[Michael Turley]

That's a very delicate approach.

[J.D. Ryan]

You respect it? Well, yeah, you know, I mean, he did walk the line and he didn't make anybody mad. There's joyful baby still nursing. Is that a pickup line?

[Michael Turley]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's pathetic. It's so sad.

[Michael Turley]

Some guys are naturally just kind of geared that way. I was talking to Aussie a few weeks ago, remember, and you got kind of a little upset.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. You're geared that way. I'm kind of geared you into country boy mode, asking weird roundabout questions. Do you want to screw? Is what the question is. But you just go around the man.

[Michael Turley]

That's very misogynistic, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I know you wouldn't say it. That's the question at hand. But the roundabout way, non confrontational is, is that baby still nursing? That's a new angle.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's a good one.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good one.

[Michael Turley]

You know, it's very. That's like I said, that's a very delicate approach. I mean you can, you could screw that up because you're still glowing, right? She's just blowing. Honey, you're a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you see the tamponing and eyeballing and, and beer bong butt. The butthole. Beer bongers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What Are we talking about.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Something else I thought of.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What are we talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

Kids getting drunk. Oh, Johnny Manziel.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, we're back to Menzel. Gotcha.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. I just.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was on the wrong lines and so.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So Menzel's a train wrecking.

[Michael Turley]

It's like a Bill Cosby scheme, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Roy]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. They're taking vodka.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, that's what you're doing. Okay. You're taking vodka and drink.

[J.D. Ryan]

But put in a shot glass and slam it in your eyeball. Opening your eye and holding the shot glass upside down against your eyeball. Go straight to your deal and wax you out drunk.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or take a tampon.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Soak it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Soak it in vodka. Voila. It's like the kids are all wasted, but they don't have bad breath. They don't have alcohol in the breath.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's like the wine enema that we. That was kind of a cool thing a few years back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wine.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Wine animal. Yeah, it's very popular.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? The boys are taking the. The vodka soaked tampons and going up the Hershey highway.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. That's what you do. That's what you do with the wine.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it's extremely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beer bonging in the butt.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Can we say this? Extremely dangerous. Extremely dangerous.

[Charlie]

You think?

[John Clay Wolfe]

But yes. Well, I'm just saying. We're saying it on the radio. We don't want somebody to try it and go, well, I heard it on the Giant. No, don't do it.

[Michael Turley]

Not vodka.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Not with anything. Not with anything, Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you're always you. You've experimented different ways to get. Hi.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I did the wine, the enema.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We did it live on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

And how did that go?

[John Clay Wolfe]

It was. It gets you high.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you take a tube and shove it up your.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because. Yes. And because of all the nerve endings and such in there, that. Yes. You absorb it.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long did it take you to.

[John Clay Wolfe]

About three minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who poured the wine in the funnel?

[John Clay Wolfe]

That was myself. It was a bag. I did it myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who shoved it in your butt?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I did it myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like in your closet?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Were you yanking your meal? Were you choking your chicken while you were doing really weird on the air.

[John Clay Wolfe]

On the Russ Morton Show?

[Charlie]

Wait a minute. I've done some weird things in radio, but you did this live on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Turley, our producer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bizarre things Live. Yeah. Somebody got, you know, J.G. there we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's the devil.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What happens on the Martin show stays on the Martin Show. I understand. My bad. Word. My bad. I'm out of school. My bad, my bad. I take it back.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's fine. I don't care. I want to hear it. So you never have a tube up your ass?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Hold on there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got dump that slipped.

[Charlie]

Let's keep going.

[J.D. Ryan]

You shoved a tube up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I inserted a yes and it had wine in the bag and. Yes, and it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

So once you squeeze the bag and it went in your butt. You started countdown. How long till you got dressed drunk?

[John Clay Wolfe]

A three, about three minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three minutes? Well, hell, I get drunk in three minutes of a glass of wine.

[Michael Turley]

That's a pretty good posting time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Anyway, what kind of wine was it we need? Michael's just rolling his eyes, going rap.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're out of time already. We always run out of time. We don't have enough time.

[Michael Turley]

You got to tell me Chardonnay or what?

[John Clay Wolfe]

It was mero.

[Michael Turley]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks for asking.

[Michael Turley]

That's where running the board.

[J.D. Ryan]

Will you give us more time? We got to go. If we hum along to women and children first, can we have more time?

[Charlie]

We got networks to get to.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've got to join the networks. We're adding a new station today. It's a country station. God, they're going to hate us. Come back. We're going to be hooked up to Nash fm.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They're going to love us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nash Icon. Are we coming back with a George Straight return? No, I've got my S kickers on Amarilla by morning. They're really Puerto Rican fence climbers now.

[Michael Turley]

We've got really good music on the way. Going to play some Sabbath and Hell Storm and more next on the Rock that rocks Dallas Fort Worth. 987. 1 the Eagle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Givemethe vin.com.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

800, 800 radios are calling number. Yes, we're live. Yes, it's Saturday morning at 9:05. He is. Hey, hey, hey, hey. What's he got a little. Little downsy.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Holina. Hey, hey, Holina.

[J.D. Ryan]

Babo. Good morning. J.D. ryan. Wake up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael Turley, our producer, is here. He has a. He's our sports guy, too.

[Roy]

Yo, yo.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, he is.

[Michael Turley]

Come in here, Mama.

[J.D. Ryan]

Listen what they're doing on the nasty field. I want to make the Mavericks game next Saturday. That'll be Game 4 of the Oklahoma Thunder matchup.

[Charlie]

That may be the last one for the master.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you hook a brother up with some ticks.

[Charlie]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

We check on it. I do. Next Saturday. I would like hook up.

[Charlie]

You mean freeze.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good. Free is good. We could do some payola. Plugola. For free. I ain't afraid. I ain't afraid. We're gonna be here.

[Charlie]

We're not supposed to do that on the radio. John, you're not supposed to say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but. But the way. The way I'm set up, the way.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm doing it, it's all right.

[Michael Turley]

Some alleged pails.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're not supposed to rob banks for. The way I'm doing it. It's all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

800. 800 radio is the call in number. We'll bid your car on the air. You can just go to.giveme the vi.givemethevin.com if you'd like an appraisal on your car. We buy cars also. That is part of our gig.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's what we do, man.

[Michael Turley]

You know, J.D. i once knew a fellow who could rob a bank. Yes, Christopher without a gun.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

He was part of the club and he had the right hair.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotcha.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Walking through a winter wonderland.

[J.D. Ryan]

You told me earlier in the show because everyone that just turned us on, we start in Dallas at eight. What time is it now? Nine. Yeah. And we're gonna be here till noon.

[John Clay Wolfe]

907 on the Johnny Beat Show. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

You said you had a ride with Uncle Roy this week. Yeah, we said.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So speaking of buying cars, we bought a car out of Corpus Christi.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

A vet convertible.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

And Roy flew to Corpus on Southwest to pick it up. If you ever. We're located in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If you ever get that again, send me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't think of you. I didn't think of you. I didn't think of you. Well, in about.

[Charlie]

We got to get with network here in three minutes, so we'll have to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, we're not on network.

[Charlie]

We are network, but the other network, Dallas. So we have to do that dance. So let's hold Roy till then.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Because it'll be. It's a dance, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long is that till?

[Charlie]

Well, 12 after. So a couple minutes here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so we have Johnny, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Amarillo. Nash fm.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning, Amarillo.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't think we're country? Listen to Merle Haggard. I mean, he's here with us right now.

[Charlie]

No, John Anderson.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Anderson's here today too. We have John Anderson and Merle Haggard. Merle, how are you doing?

[Michael Turley]

I'm dead. John.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's not doing great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, are you. Are you still feeling country? Because we're on a new country station.

[Michael Turley]

Old hags falling on hard time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Damn, Bob, you're a little light today. Did you have your cocktails?

[Michael Turley]

No, no, I'm fine, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

You need them.

[Michael Turley]

Snuck up on me, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Bear in Amarillo? No, the Bear in Wichita Falls. The Bear in Abilene.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Wow. You just have a network.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a network, lousiana. Planet radio 105.1. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then we'll be rejoining Dallas here in a momento, por favor.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

That's a lot of stations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But we're on a country station now, too. And you know they're. You know they're going to hate us. I don't know.

[Megan]

They're not going to hate us, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think country, man, I quit listening to country when, like, Alan Jackson has gone done. When Garth Brooks ruined country music single handedly. I quit it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, you think Garth did more damage than Luke Bryan?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, he paved the way for Luke.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna go with the fact he paved the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

He let all the gays out of the closet. What?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

He let all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's a good.

[Michael Turley]

All of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Most of them. But it took. Not all of them came out back in 92. Like, the guys like Luke hung on and they just came out, what, four years ago.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're just trying to make sure the country audience doesn't like us. No, you do.

[Michael Turley]

You carry a lot of anxiety about this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They're gonna love us. First of all, country is pop and rock now. It's not country.

[J.D. Ryan]

I miss country. I want real country. Well, you're not gonna bring back my MTV country.

[Roy]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Alan Jackson, you ain't gonna get it. Remember when Clint.

[Michael Turley]

I'm tired of this new red dirt country, you know?

[John Clay Wolfe]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

Not a decent yodel in the bunch.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was that your Merle? That was Merle. How's the rest of it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Tomorrow. Rainbow Stew yesterday, man. I'm like, oh, that's a song. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

That's great. That album Live at Anaheim is awesome with Rainbow Studio.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Isn't that great? Haggard.

[Michael Turley]

When Haggard died, I went on kind of a little bit of a devil spin. What? I think.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Why?

[Michael Turley]

I literally did my. You know, I work at a smaller radio station up north and I skipped the news at 5:20. Now we're doing a baseball game in the afternoon and Merle died, like at noon or something.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

The word came out. And after the baseball, I didn't feel like reading the news at 5:20, so I skipped it and I did a Merle Hackard tribute instead.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Much better idea.

[Michael Turley]

My little classic oldies station.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Much better idea.

[Michael Turley]

And the owner called and said, did the news not run? So you know you're. You know, you got trouble there. This is all in texting.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Later that evening, 7:00 o', clock, did the news not run?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but this is Merle Haggard Death Week.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And the country station in Dallas didn't even slow down. They just kept banging out Luke Bryant.

[J.D. Ryan]

Charlie, can we come back on the Eagle with Big City? All right. No, don't do it.

[Charlie]

Yeah, let's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we did that last week.

[Charlie]

Yeah, we kind of wore it out last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, I'm Bob, you're the singer, not me.

[Michael Turley]

I'm tired of this nerdy old school sidewalk. Think I'll walk off my steady job today.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is such a good dude. That's the best one. That's the best one.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You think so? Yeah.

[Charlie]

One minute.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Silver Wings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Better than Silver Wings. 800. 800 radio. Listen, everybody. You can call in. Here's what happens. Nobody's on the deal. There's one right there. Well, we got 40 seconds. Yes, what have you got? Sir? Ma', am? You there? You're on the air.

[Charlie]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hello?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did I miss it? Brittany, do you have it? Oh, there it is. Good morning. You're on the air. I've got 31 seconds.

[Caller]

Hello, this is Aaron Lockwood.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aaron, what have you got?

[Caller]

I've got a 2015 Yukon, Denali.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many miles?

[Caller]

13, 700.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it long or short?

[Caller]

It's a short.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two wheel or four wheel?

[Caller]

Two wheel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sunroof.

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

55 grand. Does that sound right about that? Okay, I'll give that. So go to. Give me the Vinda. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

League City.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on, bring it.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bring me in, Bob.

[Michael Turley]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show on the rock for Dallas Fort Worth 97 1, the Eagle Rock the rocks.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd you want that? We already had that. I just wanted to. Hello? While I was looking something up. Good morning, everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We've got.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bob, we've got.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I want you to stretch.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got. Right, yeah. We're gonna have a meeting after the show today.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I love those.

[Johnny Manziel]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ryan. Good morning. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Johnny Woop.

[Michael Turley]

Did you Bring me in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turn him off. Michael Turley, good morning. Yo, Green hair. Hi. Thumbs up. Hi. Thumbs up. Green hair's pregnant.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There she is.

[Charlie]

We've got an intern now, too. And you notice that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did not notice that.

[Charlie]

You haven't used him yet, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's a he.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Only you, Charlie, would get a man intern because, my God, I want somebody.

[Charlie]

That will work and I don't have to worry about. I've done the female intern thing before. It doesn't work very well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hang on just a second. A friend of mine that doesn't realize that I've been on the radio for the past 10 years is calling me. Hey, Matt, here we go. Yeah, we're on the radio.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. Put it. Put it on the Eagle and call me after the show. What's the radio station? 97.1. Dude, what's up, man? Just hanging out like I am.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're just not doing anything.

[Michael Turley]

You should ask Matt to bring you in, man. He'd probably do better.

[J.D. Ryan]

800. 800-7234. 800 radio. Riding with Uncle Roy. We sent Roy to Corpus to pick up a vet from somebody's daughter that died. Right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

You want to tell who? Uncle Roy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Daughter didn't die. The dude died.

[Charlie]

Father.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the dad car died, and the daughter was selling. Dad. Dad's vet goes to give me the vent dot com. We buy the car, and then we got a logistics concern. How do we get it out of Corpus? Uncle Roy is my uncle. He's my black uncle.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's your black uncle?

[J.D. Ryan]

He taught me how to drive. He taught me how to talk. Right. He told me everything. He works here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When you were seven, you were hanging out with him, smoking cigarettes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. And drinking Mickey's big mouth, right? Not at 7. I wouldn't drink until 10.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, my bad.

[Michael Turley]

Right? Come on, J.D.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'M so out of it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

But. But I didn't get the story, and I had to run yesterday. And you. I mean, you tell me, Turley, how did y'. All.

[Charlie]

Yeah, apparently he had a. An interesting run in when he went to pick this car up in Corpus Christi. And here's a Riding with Roy. All right, so what were you telling John about? There was a girl down in Corpus?

[Roy]

Oh, yeah?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Roy]

You know, I flew down Carpus Wednesday. She was supposed to be picking me up at the airport. So when I landed, she texted me and said that she's a little underweather. She can't get to the airport, so we catch cab. So I texted back, asked her who Picking up the fee. She said, I'm picking up the fee and tipping. I say, okay, I'll be there. So when I get there, she got all the breakfast tacos for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Really, man.

[Roy]

And she had some carpenters there. And the carpenter say, hey, man, going in there. And when I walks in the front door, she hollered in the back, come on back in. Come on back in. I go in the bedroom, man. And she had a damn nighty on just right here.

[J.D. Ryan]

You kidding?

[Megan]

I ain't lying to you.

[Roy]

And she said. She said, me and my boyfriend Gavin, we. We fell out. And I'm a little drunk today, but.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm all right, you know, I ain't.

[Roy]

Drunk drunk, but I'm all right.

[Charlie]

Wait, so she had carpenters there doing some work?

[Roy]

Yep.

[Charlie]

And she had you go back to the back?

[Roy]

Yeah, they sent me all through the house, and when I got to the living room, she said, come on back in. Come on back in. So I went on back there, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know.

[Roy]

Oh, my.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe it.

[Roy]

She said, the breakfast will be here in a minute. About five minutes later, here come the little shuttle.

[Charlie]

Wait, wait. So what were you doing for the five minutes there with her, huh? Were you just chatting with her, talking and sitting up?

[Roy]

My sitting there shaking apartment just broke up. He could walk in there anytime, you know what I'm saying? He can walk in that house anytime. And I'm back there with his wife, his girlfriend, and she's half naked, you know? And by this time, here comes the delivery boy with the taco. She had bought me three big burritos. Then she gave me her credit card. The boy didn't pay the cab. She gave me the pin number. She gave me everything. The cab fare was 67. She told me to get a cab, 20 tip. I went out there and paid with her credit card. Then I go back in there. Sit down. You need to sit down as I gotta go. She said, you ain't gotta go. When I get dressed, I'm gonna show you the town. I said, no, I gotta go, man.

[Megan]

Oh, why didn't you say?

[Roy]

That's a suicide mission, man. I can't do that. And I'm telling you, on a scale from one to ten, she was eight and a half.

[Charlie]

Oh, my God.

[Roy]

I wouldn't lie to you. She's eight and a half.

[Charlie]

Just get her out of the house. You don't have to stick around.

[Roy]

Hey, man, that was surprising right there. That shocked the out of my eyes. Now, I'm a player, but that knocked me off my feet right there.

[Charlie]

You weren't expecting that?

[Roy]

No, I wasn't expecting that. I'm expecting to walk in the door and somebody throw me some out the front door.

[Charlie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Roy]

You know, but I'm going back into her bedroom.

[Charlie]

Was she a white girl or.

[Roy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

Really?

[Megan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Roy]

And I mean, she live in one of these hot doll ass houses. She even text me to code to get in the gate. I mean, I had everything.

[Charlie]

How, what is she, like 30s, 40s?

[Roy]

I say she in her late 30s.

[Charlie]

Oh, damn, that's perfect.

[Roy]

That's perfect, man. I'm telling you, I had that when I had leave. That's the reason I had to leave. When I left. All the way back up, she texted me three times. Did she really text me three times? You doing fine? You ain't sleepy? You ain't tired? No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. She said the next time you come back to Carpus, my number's the same and the gate code's gonna be the same.

[Charlie]

Roy, you gotta set, you gotta hook.

[Roy]

Up at Corpus now that's suicide. That's a suicide mission right there. And I. I don't go on a suicide mission. But 20 years ago, they had to shoot me because I wouldn't have. I'd have been there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Unbelievable.

[J.D. Ryan]

What the hell's wrong with him? I don't know. This is not the closer that I once knew. This was not my jedi master.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's gotten smart with age. That's how he got to be this age, by not being stupid. That boyfriend could walk in at any minute. He's right. So he get a bullet in the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back of your head. Huge 60 year old black guy. That boyfriend would have been so scared. Roy. If he'd have seen Roy banging his ex old lady, that boyfriend would have gone and ran off.

[Charlie]

Man, I couldn't believe it either. He's just saying. Ah, just too old for that.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that? It's not like, right. Whoever called in with an 05 town car a minute ago, it's worth six grand.

[Michael Turley]

Definite change when a player grows a conscience. Man, that's ridiculous.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got to call him later and give him some grief.

[Charlie]

Yeah, you gotta call old girl back up too.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm blown away. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. 800,. 800, 807,234. Well, the good news about the givemetheven.com delivery folks is they won't screw your wife.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There's our promo.

[Michael Turley]

Come to find out, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

We do use a little innuendo with it. So easy, you can do it in your underwear. The jingle. Have you heard the jingle? But it's not sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe she heard that and that got her hot and that's how all that happened. You know what happened? She was in her underwear. That's part of our mantra. And he didn't close the deal.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

He should have paid for the car, test, drove the car, done the whole car thing and then. And then got taken care of business. Joseph, good morning. You're on the air.

[Roy]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are you? Can you believe that Uncle Roy walked away like that?

[Caller]

No, I can't believe.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's insane. I know this guy, man.

[Caller]

Really? Is he credible?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah.

[Megan]

Incredible.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Megan]

This is not.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is my hero. And he. He's, like, getting old and decrepit.

[Megan]

Walked out of that situation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Johnny just got smashed.

[Megan]

She was white and she was young.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, back to your car. Oh, five town car. What color?

[Caller]

It's like a silver color.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. 25,000 miles. I bought the same. Is it a signature or Cartier or just regular?

[Caller]

Signature.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bought the same. Same. Same with 33,000 miles for six grand. What day are we in? Saturday. Thursday. So I'll give you. How many miles are in yours.

[Caller]

It's got 26,000 and change.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd give. What will you take for it?

[Caller]

Well, the book is 85. The blue book is 8,500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Caller]

Because it really is clean.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hear you, but it's. If it was black. Black. It really bring a lot of money because the cab companies would still. They're still looking for them. So one with 37,000 miles. I gave 200 for. Yours has better miles, same color. What will you take for yours?

[Caller]

I would take 7,500.

[J.D. Ryan]

I will give. What city do you live in?

[Caller]

I live in Spring, so I got.

[J.D. Ryan]

To ship it back to Fort Worth. 225. Yeah, I'll give seven grand.

[Caller]

Seven grand. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does that buy the car?

[Caller]

I've got a funeral director that's interested in it as well. And so I can let you know next week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. And we're just a check writer. We'll show up. Uncle Roy will show up at your house and not mess with your wife. Well, he didn't last time either. And just give you a check for seven grand. Obviously, he's a very. He's a gentleman. You can trust him with your kids and your daughters, it sounds like. That's insane.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, it's not. It's smart.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not smart.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It Is way smart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh my God. There's so many things that could go wrong there and only one that can go right.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's he care. I know this guy. He doesn't care. His wife's dead. This is the guy that stayed out, that haunted around so much he's got a hole in his leg.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He got shot by a text wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

His wife shot him in the leg through the door. Hang on. He just come home and he can't get in. And it's two in the morning and when she hears the key going in the door, wiggling around, right. She just starts shooting.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

She didn't. There was no window. I know. She shot through the door into his leg. She knew it was him.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was so mad at the way he's acted, she just shot him. Just for the hell of it. And he'd been so bad, he was okay with it. They stayed together for 15 more years.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's the funny part.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the guy I know. Then he's down in Corpus at the beach. It's a pretty 38 year old white girl in a negligee is begging him, begging him. And he runs off like a. I.

[Michael Turley]

Don'T think it was any kind of wise or righteous thing Roy did. Probably just a momentary lapse of reason.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fortitude, you know, maybe he cares about. He's single, his kids are grown, his wife is dead.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's respecting your business.

[Charlie]

That's right. Yep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's just your business.

[Charlie]

I think exactly what it was.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he and I need to talk. This is the second time that's happened. He was in Dallas picking up a Hummer a year ago and mama was trying to loop him in and get him drunk.

[Charlie]

She's offering him drinks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Women love Roy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, apparently, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

But see, I. I'd rather him follow through, come back with the story for the show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

We need content. Content is king is what they say. And if. If that is a content. What is content?

[John Clay Wolfe]

The content is. The man has.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, what, he catch the gay or something? No.

[Michael Turley]

God. You're gonna have to reassert yourself. Uncle.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Caught the conscience.

[Michael Turley]

Yum yum. Eat him up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's got. He's got standards.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had lunch with Bob Kingsley yesterday on another note. Bob Kingsley, good morning. It's time for American's Country Countdown.

[John Clay Wolfe]

American Country Countdown. I'm Bob Kingsley.

[Roy]

Bob Kingsley.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he. He had a hat and glasses on. You wouldn't have picked him out. No, but boy, that voice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh yeah, the voice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming up next, number 25 so you.

[Michael Turley]

Put him in a room with a 37 year old little half clad starlet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What are you having for breakfast?

[Michael Turley]

Bob Kingsley's gonna deliver.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think I'll have the number two. It's up from number one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Last week out of two hours of talking, one of the most aha moments I had one. He has 15 million listeners.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

His average quarter hour in New York City on whatever stick right up there is 725,000. Geez.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. In 74, when they started, they would deliver the show to the affiliates. This is the top America's top 40 country countdown.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. It started out with Casey K. Simmy. This is a spin off of American top 40 country.

[J.D. Ryan]

And Bob Kingsley started in 74 with Casey and he's in California. They cut the show on tape, Right. And they run it down to the record company.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they press lps out of it and they ship the albums off to the stations everywhere. And if a station, if the mail got screwed up, then they'd have to send something, a car and run it overnight to get it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because I ran the American top 40 on the albums. I still have them somewhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Four albums.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're always out of time. Those are pretty wild. When are we coming back, Turley?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Time holding for no, man.

[Charlie]

Oh, in five minutes after the break.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, five minutes, we'll be back. 800, 800 radio. Call me during the break. I will be bored waiting to get back on the air. And I can bid your car during the break. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7234. 7234. 800, 800 radio. Just go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Disturbed has a song called down with the Sixes.

[Michael Turley]

Down with the Sickness.

[Charlie]

Oh, I know that song.

[Michael Turley]

I'm down with the Sickness. Isn't that Disturbed song got a snotty nose?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't believe that's it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who sings Down With a Sickness? Is that them?

[Roy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

You know that song?

[J.D. Ryan]

Are they the ones that do Simon and Golf Garfunkel? Sound of Silence?

[Michael Turley]

My tummy? Yeah, they do. It's horrible. I'm sorry, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

When are we gonna do that next K tail record bit with them?

[Michael Turley]

That's it. You're really high on that, aren't you? I was telling Truly. We talked about that.

[Charlie]

We gotta, we gotta take Some time to do that. They're hard to get. They're hard to get in studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

We can't seem to get the sound. That disturbed sound.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, we pull up, make sure Guns N Roses from last year week is up because I want to play that again this time.

[Michael Turley]

And the sound of silence.

[J.D. Ryan]

I called my son last week on the box.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, the box. Yeah. Off the ear.

[Roy]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I called him as Darth Vader. Actually, who do I call him as? Who was Darth Vader's son with a different hat that died in the last movie? Yes, she knows. Cup. Cup. Cup, Cup. Green hair.

[Charlie]

What's the.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're.

[Charlie]

You're a Marvel's nerd. You're a Star wars nerd.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're a Trekkie.

[Charlie]

The new Darth Vader.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kylo Ren. Yes.

[Charlie]

Kylo Ren.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would be my grandson. That's exactly what I said.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You called him?

[J.D. Ryan]

I called Nolan, yeah. His birthday's coming up. He's having a Star wars party.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I don't know why we didn't tape it. It was funny as hell, but he went for it hook, line, and seeker. And when I got home, he was like, dad, sorry, man. I had to join the dark side. Kylo Ren called because when I was talking to him, I'm like, are you gonna be wearing black? Because I'm gonna be in black. Yeah, it's a bunch of alliance people. I'm not coming. He's like, well, I'm all good. I'm. I'm on the good side. I'm like, well, if you're not gonna be on my side. I was doing it in that voice. If you're not gonna be on my side, then I'm not coming. He's like, okay, I'll switch.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, if I dress in black, that's what I usually do. It didn't take much, man, for your kid to go to the dark side.

[J.D. Ryan]

You going to get tattoo, too? Whatever.

[John Clay Wolfe]

To kill your father.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, man. Heard the. I'm looking to sell a truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. What you got, dude?

[Caller]

A 2015 Ford F250 Lariat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Larry, he's from Louisiana. I just heard it in your twang.

[Caller]

Yes, I did. It's a Lariat FX4, leather roof, Nav 20.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are a car dealer, too. You just gave yourself away. You're also a car dealer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, God.

[Caller]

I am not a car dealer, but I have worked in the car business. For about 15 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a coon ass car dealer. Exposed.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Exposed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because that. That leather roof. Now that leather roof nav rolled off your tongue.

[Michael Turley]

FX4. Yeah. Staying in a holiday inn express this weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller]

7,500. I actually retired from the car business about a year ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did you work?

[Caller]

I worked mainly with Acura stores out of Acura, Baton Rouge and the Acura down in metric.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you need to get. Were you the used car. I'm in Dallas.

[Caller]

Yeah, up in Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I come down there. What was your. Oh, yeah, I know. I know Will real well. What was your. What was your job in Acura? Were you sales manager or.

[Caller]

I was in gsm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gsm. I need to get in with some stores down there. I'm sick of buying these auctions. But anyway, a 15 FX for leather, rift nav, all the goodies. Is worth 47. 47, 47. 47. 47 grand is what I think.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Boom.

[Caller]

Yeah, I know you want 50.

[J.D. Ryan]

We all want 50. Yeah, but, but, but you can go to the Go to. I used to be a car dealer. Wolf. Ford, go to Vernon auto group and look at 16s and go to the new pricing because they. I mean, they're priced new for like 58, 61.

[Caller]

This one's practically new.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hear you. I'll get 47 grand for it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm wholesale. You want retail? If you want retail, go run your damn ad. All right. If you want to sell it to. If you want to.

[Caller]

Tell you what.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I'm looking at getting an Acura MDX from my store up in Baton Rouge.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. We can do the in and out.

[Caller]

I guess I can. Yeah, I can get your info on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's what you do. I got a boogie. Go to get. Givemetheven.com givemetheven.com okay, then we're all good. It'll all happen smooth from here. And I've got transports down there every day. They're loading today. Actually, they'll be loading again Monday. I buy about 150 cars a month, 200 cars a month out of Louisiana. So my transports are in and out all the time. We can line it right up. It'll be smooth as silk. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, radio, radio, radio. In Abilene. We've got transports out of Abilene, Amarillo, Wichita Falls. Our new markets that we're on the air in. We're not stupid. We're kind of stupid, but we're not an absolute idiot. Imbeciles we have figured out how to get your cars home. And we'll just fly uncle Roy up to meet your girlfriend. We bought one in Midland the other day and flew him out to midland. Yep. But yeah, we've got transportation all over the region and we can buy your car from your house, your office and pick it up. You don't have to bring it to us. 800, 800 radio. We're rejoining Dallas right now. This is the last. No, we're going to break break. All right. Call in 800-800-RODIO during our break and I will bid your car. We'll be back in four minutes. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air right here till noon.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Clay wolf show brought you by. Give me the fin d.

[Megan]

Hey, you, space.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Big man. Big man.

[Roy]

You are.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Anderson's with us. I didn't know John was coming.

[Michael Turley]

In the studio today, JD Ryan on steel guitar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael Turley on the fiddle. Hey, what's the next verse?

[Michael Turley]

John Turley rides a red eye train.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, 800. 800 radio is the call in number. Yes. We buy cars over the air. Bob knows. Bob, good morning. You're in the air.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey. I see 2012 avalanche with 17,000 miles. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's leather. It's a Z71.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's a four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it have navigation and sunroof?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's an LTZ or LT?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Z71.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I'm gonna bid it as an LT. I might give a little more if it's an LTZ VIN code. I can't tell right now. Average, rougher, clean. It sounds perfect.

[Caller]

No, it's like brand spanking new.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just 25 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

What buys it?

[Caller]

No. Oh, I need a little more than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, okay, I gave you 25. You come back with a counter offer and I'll buy it or I won't. Okay, what's your counteroffer?

[Caller]

What's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, let's start over. Does 25 grand buy it, Bob?

[Caller]

No, it doesn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

What buys it, Bob?

[Caller]

Probably 29.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so we've got four grand, degrees of separation, right? He's at 29, I'm at 25. He's in Houston, I'm in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

The only thing between us is a check and a transportation truck and Highway 45. What if we split the difference, Bob?

[Caller]

Nah, now you're getting greedy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now you're getting ready.

[Caller]

No, not greedy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, it's a 2012. It's not a 2016. It's a four year old avalanche that's been discontinued. Not beaten on the truck. But there's a reason they quit them. But I will give 20. Is it LTZ? You just don't know. I mean, how do you know what you want for it if you don't know what it is?

[Caller]

Well, I mean, probably is an ltz. I mean, it's got the DVD player, it's got everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well then here's the deal, Bob. If it's an ltz, I just don't like telling people I'll do something and not be able to do it. I'm a man of my word and I'm serious about that. If it's an LTZ, I'll give 29 grand. So here's the. Here's the way we're gonna find out. Go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number in. Say John said he'd buy this car for 29,000 if it's an LTZ. And they'll write you right back. And they'll know because once we have the VIN number, we'll dump it in our software and we'll see. Okay, fair enough. Are you ready to sell it? If I. If it is an LTZ and I'm buying it for 29 grand, can I pick it up Monday day?

[Caller]

Oh, absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, well, here we go. Let's hurry up. What are we waiting on? 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. He'll be a happy customer. He'll be a happy customer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't want to beat the truck.

[Michael Turley]

Up, but there's a reason they quit him.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd hate to price another man's property. But.

[Michael Turley]

But what's the line of the day, Wolf?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, get this. So yesterday, Mixon, our manager, okay, givemetheven.com he made a mistake, okay. And he bit a truck. Well, no, the guy didn't send any pictures. And I've been on his ass about buying work trucks. Too high. Sure, because work trucks are rough. And it was a 2000 Chevrolet WT, which is a work truck. It's a four wheel drive of 60,000 miles. It's probably worth 10, 11, maybe even 12 grand.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

And he's asking the customer for pictures. Guys like, just give me a bit. He's like Can I have some pictures? No. You know, so he fired off an offer letter for 8,500. And then the guy started writing mean things on the text messages because in our system we can text with our listeners and customers. And I thought it'd be funny to have Megan, our logistics gal or office manager, call the fellow and not act like she was not in the know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Megan]

Hi, this is Megan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the van. And da, da, da. And I had Roy ready as the manager.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we called him with the mics. Oh, we were ready. Because when this guy got obligerate with her, I was, hang on, let me get my manager. And Roy's like, sound like Marcellus Wallace. Yeah, you're right. But the guy. Anyway, here's the tape we got. We did record it. We didn't get what I wanted and I was in a hurry and had to go. But anyway, here it is.

[Caller]

Hello?

[J]

Hi, is this. Yeah, this is Megan with Gimme the vin. I just wanted to give you a call to see how your experience was using our service.

[J.D. Ryan]

Terrible.

[J]

Oh, well, please tell me what happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

Y' all low balled me.

[J]

Well, you thought our offer was a lowball. I do apologize. Tell me more. I mean, what were you wanting for your vehicle?

[Caller]

Well, y' all offer me under trade in. I'm just trying to figure out what.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you trying to do with my truck.

[Caller]

And if you're trying to do something cool with it and sell it for.

[Roy]

A lot more, I'm cool. But you better break me off some of the profit.

[J]

Okay, well, let me try reading here through some of your notes and. And we'll take a look at this again here for you.

[Caller]

All right.

[J]

All right, just a second. It looks like at 8500 we can come over to your house and suck my. Suck my deep throat is what I'm getting here in these notes. And then catch an ass whooping.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What?

[J]

I got something for you.

[Caller]

That's an ass flipping. I'm glad you. I'm glad you can read.

[Roy]

Yeah, you lowballed me so it upset me.

[J]

So what? What's that all about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man? The next level of that to get to Roy the manager would have been awesome.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's the guy hung up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, it's too bad.

[Michael Turley]

That's funny, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Downstairs, they were all bent, like, can.

[Megan]

You believe this guy?

[J.D. Ryan]

And then I was like, hang on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is my house.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is content. Let's catch it.

[Megan]

Radio gold.

[J.D. Ryan]

Megan is Vanilla Ice's niece and she's scared of a microphone. Yes, scared to death of a Microphone. I had to drag her up here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

To record job though.

[J.D. Ryan]

She did a fine job. Yeah, she hid from me for an hour figuring out quit.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Some people don't like the microphone.

[J.D. Ryan]

She did not want the microphone.

[Michael Turley]

My family's like that. All my. None of my children are really inclined to do anything kind of entertainmentish.

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is how you reach us on the air. Earlier we were doing riding with Roy and he goes to Corpus for the. You guys that didn't tune in earlier, you missed him. Roy goes to Corpus and has one of our lists, a Corvette and Corpus Christi, flew down southwest, picked it up. Roy's a 62 year old black fella. He's about 6, 5, muscular, gamer his whole life. He's been a gamer his entire life. And he's got this pretty little. He said on eight and a half on a scale of 10. Yeah, this girl's drunk, she's been drinking. She meets him in her negligee. She wants him in the bedroom.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Throwing him credit cards.

[J.D. Ryan]

Credit cards. Paying for his cab, asking if he wants, ordering him breakfast. Don't leave. And he did not close. That's unbelievable. It reminded me of this weird.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, here we go.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, I don't know where you're going. Always makes me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had a stepmother moment like this listening to that story. Yeah, I had a stepmom moment like this when I was about.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let's make it awkward. 18, you know, we're on the areas. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

This has been a while.

[Michael Turley]

An alleged stepmom.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Alleged. Yeah, allegedly.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're sitting there on the bed and she's in her negligence.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How old were you?

[J.D. Ryan]

18.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so it's a while back.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, she's not in a negligence. She's in a robe and I'm laying on the ground.

[Michael Turley]

This is amazing because the only people that aren't really offended right now are the ones listening to the country station. That's crazy. I'm so sorry.

[Charlie]

That was good.

[Michael Turley]

You were ready.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That was good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe they will like us.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They're gonna love us. You after listening a while.

[Michael Turley]

I like that boy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Dude, that's a Luke Bryant song if I ever heard one.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I'm laying there. This is my dad's bed, his room in his house. And I'm laying on it in the middle of the day. And she lays next to me in her robe. And she lets me know that I know about her sex toy. What? What? Yeah, she was hot. Yeah, she was built.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So this is. This is. This is that's the door.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is a weird.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Being opened.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And she's laying there in her robes open.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, of course it is. And where's that? Where's dad?

[J.D. Ryan]

Dad's at work.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

But she hates dad because Dad's a jerk.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I felt like it was a setup from her.

[John Clay Wolfe]

From your dad?

[J.D. Ryan]

From her.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, that's possible. See, that's what Roy thought. Roy thought it was a setup. That's. I guarantee you that's what Roy was thinking. This is too easy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, would I have loved to hit it? Yeah, of course. She's my hot stepmom. We've been looking at her getting taken baths through the bay windows for years, me and my buddies. But it's game time.

[Megan]

What do you do?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're 18 and your stepmom's coming on to you. What do you do?

[John Clay Wolfe]

You close, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. You get scared of your old man. Because I was afraid.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That she'd go tell him. And I think she was gonna use it. Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Constantly have that. Hold that over you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Or just mess him up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or just mess him up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Mess him up.

[Michael Turley]

You probably did the right thing, though, because that kind of thing can turn American Gothic on a dime. Right? I mean, danger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Danger. Did she really. Was she the. Was she the crazy school teacher that wanted the young guy, or was she just wanting to get back at my dad?

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's what Roy. Would you just explain why Roy didn't do it? That's exactly why Roy didn't do it. He didn't know why all this was happening before you could figure it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold on.

[Michael Turley]

Roy's dad was in Corpus Christi?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. Way to follow the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think he's wrong, but, yeah, that story really.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't think JD Know what he talking about.

[Charlie]

This is Roy's dad.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You making this up and you going on. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

And she's been making comments like. Before that. Right. Look at you filling out those jeans.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, of course. Oh, yeah. Like that's. You're there. Yeah, but you don't. That's the. That's the problem. You don't know why she's doing. You don't know why she's doing it. You don't have the motivation.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is. Is it the Mrs. Robinson thing or is she just messing with your dad, using you? And that's what. That's what Roy didn't know. Is it really the fact that she wants the. The delivery guy, or is she waiting to mess up her husband?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. I was confused. So I. I took the. When you don't know what to do, don't do anything at all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's exactly what Roy.

[Michael Turley]

That's very wise thinking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks.

[Michael Turley]

One of these days, I'm going to be able to do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, I got a lot of requests for.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

A bit we did last week, and I think we need to play it quick before we run out of time. Okay. Guns N Roses is coming to Dallas and Houston.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we did a bit of Axl Rose. And Axel's beating the Bible these days.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is he really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I didn't know that.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's putting out a new album and it's. It's a little hymn. It's a little gaudy. It's a little Jesus. Well, you just be.

[Roy]

Be the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be the judge.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

We. We. Axel came in the studio in Turley, and Axel recorded themselves.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. People have that.

[Michael Turley]

K T Records is proud to present songs to inspire and lift you up from the award winning lead singer of Guns N Roses, Axl Rose. His amazing conversion can show the world the way to Christ. On the new collection, Take Me down to Nazareth City.

[J.D. Ryan]

What.

[Megan]

Amazing grace. How sweet the sound that sa I'm not a wretch Yes, I am, baby. And sings my soul My savior, God to me Whoa, how great thou art, Jesus, how great thou art.

[Michael Turley]

And as primary songwriter on all those Guns N Roses classic tunes, Axl has the liberty to turn those songs into all new, uplifting gospel classics.

[Megan]

You know where you are, baby. You're in the water. You're gonna be baptized. You're swimming with Jesus, baby.

[Michael Turley]

I've been hanging with my sweet Jesus.

[Megan]

He brings me hope and joy he's gonna make the devil leave me alone oh, no, no. Devil leave me alone oh.

[John Clay Wolfe]

God, help us out.

[Megan]

Whoa, Whoa. Sweet son of God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's not. That's. I don't believe this is real.

[Megan]

Oh, my son of God.

[Michael Turley]

And the classic chart topper, Paradise City's been born again. Just like Axel.

[Megan]

Team me down to Jerusalem City where the ground is brown the girls are covered I want to take me to my Lord I want to see my Lord Please take me to my lord give me $20.

[Michael Turley]

Axl rose. Jerusalem City, available now at all Michaels and Chick Fil A stores.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why did you want $20? I don't know. Okay, so we've got to go to break. We're losing Dallas right now. Everyone else will be with you for the next two hours. GiveMeTheEven.com Dallas listeners, if you forget the website. It's we need your VIN number. So give me, give me the VIN.com. give me the VI.com. our buyers will be working until 4 o' clock today. So they'll be answering your. When you go to give me the vin.com, it goes into email deal. They'll email you an offer is how it works. And if you'd like to stream us, you can Stream [e-mail] or givemetheven.com, click the radio button. And also the podcast is now on itunes. Our podcast is on itunes. It'll be up about 2 o' clock today and strips the commercials out and everything. And you can grab it on your iPhone. We will see you next week, Dallas. Everyone else will be right back after the break. And we've got two more fun filled hours for you. My name is John Clay Wolfe and I buy cars on the radio.