#38 John Clay Wolfe Show 04-16-16 Hour 2

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #38 (04-16-16, Hour 2)

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Theme: Cars, sports, sex, drugs, rock & roll, and (almost) anything else.

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Episode Overview

This lively, fast-paced hour of The John Clay Wolfe Show blends the usual buying and banter on everything from classic trucks and car trade-ins, to wild stories from the auto business and tongue-in-cheek takes on pop culture. Calls from listeners discussing the cars they're looking to sell are punctuated by comedic sketches (like the infamous “Salami Hussein” character), war stories from the dealership trenches, radio nostalgia, and candid reflections on sports, rock legends, and celebrity misadventures. Through it all, John and his cast deliver unfiltered, irreverent radio that’s both informative for sellers and highly entertaining for listeners.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Classic Car Valuation & Trading

• Listener Calls:
  • Tracy’s 1987 Chevy Silverado (00:28–02:42):
    • Tracy calls in to get a value on her truck, but John quickly dampens her hopes for a windfall since it's a long bed, not the collectible short bed.
    • John candidly explains:

      "An old '87 regular cab, long bed ... there ain't no sex appeal." (01:36)

    • The team discusses market realities for classic truck buyers and the difference between show trucks and “ordinary old trucks.”
• Listener Sells 2007 Tahoe (09:20–11:48):
  • Caller Rick, after getting an $8,000 CarMax offer for his Tahoe, gets John to bid $8,500—John explains the GiveMeTheVIN guarantee.

    "Our guarantee is if we don't beat Carmax, we'll overnight you a check for a hundred dollars if you show us your offer letter and we don't beat it." (11:02)

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2. Radio Nostalgia & Industry Inside Stories

• The American Top 40 Stories (03:08–07:19):
  • JD and John reminisce about early radio days—the process of distributing radio shows on vinyl records, and the headaches when record deliveries were late.
  • They discuss technicalities of airing syndicated content and handling local commercials.
  • JD recalls:

    “It came on an album…They had to get you the albums by the time the show aired.” (04:24)

  • John shares:

    “Now they don’t even use satellite…he pushes it through the web.” (04:39)

• Bob’s Garth Brooks Vinyl Workaround (06:47–07:23):
  • Bob tells the story of how as a DJ, lacking a 45 of “Friends in Low Places,” they lifted the track straight off the American Country Countdown vinyl.
  • Bob quips:

    “Our version of Friends in Low Places started right there. There was no intro at all.” (07:19)

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3. The Colorful Perils of Family and Dealership Life

• John's Stepmother Story (07:39–08:57):

  • A caller breaks in with a suggestive joke, spiraling John into an unfiltered stepmom anecdote, complete with discomfort and trophy wife subtext.
  • John confesses:

    “I know I've seen things on her that I never planned on seeing.” (08:47)

• Inside the Car Dealer Business (12:07–13:58):

  • John details the logistics of buying cars remotely and how trust (or the lack thereof) is a critical issue when dealing with both dealers and personal friends.
  • On the discomfort of friend/dealer relationships:

    “You get so butthurt when they sell you out. Or they lie and it makes you question your entire relationship…” (13:46)

• Sales Failures and Office Hijinks (14:08–15:29):

  • Bob admits to once selling zero cars in a month; John humorously recalls Bob’s spot-on impersonations and the lighthearted workplace rivalries.

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4. Testimonials & Listener Experiences

• Success Story – Tundra Trade-in (15:32–17:53):
  • Caller Chris thanks the show for offering $3,500 more than the dealer for his 2014 Tundra Platinum, highlighting the real-world benefit for listeners.
  • Chris affirms:

    “We brought it to you guys and you gave us $3,500 more than the dealership offered us.” (16:05)

  • John, feigning regret at being so generous:

    “God, that makes me feel stupid, man. I mean, I could have just beat him by 15, right. I had to beat him by 35...” (16:09)

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5. Ride of the Week & Car Reviews

• 2016 Volkswagen Passat Review (18:27–19:59):
  • John and Turley discuss the new Passat—praising its size and German-engineered feel but citing complex electronics and “hard depreciation.”
  • Turley’s complaint:

    “Radio is a little confusing … I’m a button geek but if you don’t know what you’re doing… the manual’s in German…” (19:36)

  • John’s honesty:

    “They depreciate real hard… They scare me.” (18:58–19:02)

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6. Pop Culture & Sports

• Johnny Manziel’s Continued Antics (20:09–21:57, 38:48–43:33):
  • JD recaps Manziel’s $31,000 house wreck and TMZ escapades. They play the audio and debate when (or if) the troubled former football star will hit “rock bottom.”
  • Turley (sarcastically):

    “You could be dead here in the next weekend, John.” (42:31)

• Zach Brown Band’s 'Trifecta' Scandal (21:09–21:57):
  • Controversy breaks as Zach Brown is caught with “cocaine, pot, and strippers,” and John jokes he’s now a fan.

    “I didn’t know I liked him until that story.” (21:11)

• Kobe Bryant’s 60-point Farewell & Comparisons to Sports Legends (23:22–24:15):
  • Recalling Kobe’s final game, the guys discuss great “farewell” moments in sports.
  • Turley:

    “He’s a Hall of Famer. First time. No doubt about it. It’s cool to see those guys go out with a banger.” (24:04)

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7. Comedy & Regular Bits

• Wallace Edwards: ‘This Day in Rock History’ – The Metallica Edition (24:50–29:16):

  • The fictional, tongue-in-cheek rock historian “Wallace Edwards” spins an absurdist tale connecting James Hetfield’s family history to the plot of Titanic and poultry butchery.
  • Wallace Edwards delivers:

    “…in truth Jack and Rose met while boarding the ship and spent the next four days in Rose's cabin rutting like rabbits. Which would have made for a happy ending…if it hadn’t been for that iceberg.” (25:23)

• "Salami Hussein" Car Bids (31:43–34:06, 44:04–45:55):

  • The deliberately offensive and exaggerated “Salami Hussein” character (voiced by Bob) appraises listeners' cars in thick-accented, cash-buyer style, complete with jokes about fat wives and seat comfort.
  • Classic moment:

    “There is nothing more comfortable than 240,000 miles on a Chrysler Voyager.” (33:21)

  • To caller with 2012 Fusion:

    “What size is your wife?” (44:34)

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8. Dealer-to-Dealer Deals & Tax Tips

• Caller wants to sell a 2015 Tacoma, discusses trade and tax credits (29:27–34:52):
  • John educates the caller on the mechanics of “in and out” deals to preserve tax credits and the variability in dealer incentives.
  • John explains:

    “If I give you a draft made out to your dealership ... you get your tax credit, everybody’s gold.” (31:15)

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9. Wild Stories from the Field

• Roy's Burrito & Bedroom Misadventure in Corpus Christi (51:46–54:44):
  • Uncle Roy narrates his surreal trip to pick up a Corvette: breakfast tacos, a woman clad in a nightie, carpenters, and an urgent sense to “get out before her boyfriend showed up.”
  • Roy laments:

    “I goes in the bedroom, man, and she had a damn nanny on just right here…That was a suicide mission, man.” (53:13, 55:32)

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10. Auto Industry Grievances & Miscellaneous Rants

• On Fast Food Drive-Thru Trash (60:11–65:15):
  • John launches into an oddly relatable rant about the infuriating overfull trash cans at drive-thrus and their refusal to take customers’ trash, sparking a crew debate on restaurant etiquette.
  • John:

    “I want to hand you this bag and you throw it in the trash. Why not?” (61:41)

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11. Listener Complaint Pranks

• The Angry Seller Call (47:48–51:19):
  • Megan (Vanilla Ice’s niece, off-air staff) calls back a furious, inebriated seller who felt “lowballed.” The call devolves into expletives and comic role-playing as John and the crew riff on the exchange.
  • Megan reads from notes:

    “At 8,500, we can come over to your house and suck my... Suck my deep throat is what I'm getting here in these notes. And then catch an ass whooping.” (49:50)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On selling classic trucks:
  “I mean, when you get into these old cars, they need — I can’t say on the radio — but they need to have boobs, they need to have legs, they need to be sexy, or nobody cares...” – John Clay Wolfe (01:47)

• On radio syndication in the vinyl era:
  “It’s a timely deal. It’s a weekly deal. They have to have it. There were plenty of times we’d have people run across the country to deliver the damn…” – John Clay Wolfe (05:25)

• On being lied to by car dealers:
  “They lie to me more than they lie to you guys. If y’ all think it’s bad, try my side.” – John Clay Wolfe (13:33)

• On Johnny Manziel’s trajectory:
  Turley: “Could be dead here in the next weekend, John.”
  John: “He could. Uncle Rico strikes again.” (42:31–42:35)

• Wallace Edwards' rock history wisdom:
  “It all started aboard the ill-fated RMS Titanic on this day in rock history. I’m Wallace Edwards.” (28:47)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Tracy’s Truck Call: 00:28–02:42
• Nostalgia: American Top 40 on Vinyl: 03:08–07:19
• Manziel and Zach Brown News: 20:09–21:57; 38:48–43:33
• Roy’s Corpus Christi Story: 51:46–54:44
• ‘Salami Hussein’ Bids: 31:43–34:06; 44:04–45:55
• Listener Complaint Prank Call: 47:48–51:19

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Tone & Style

The show is fast-paced, irreverent, Southern-flavored, brimming with streetwise humor, self-deprecation, and the kind of blunt candor you’ll only get from experienced car flippers and grizzled radio guys. The language is occasionally crude but always in the spirit of uncensored fun. This hour is a blend of hard-nosed automotive truth, blue-collar comedy, and unvarnished life advice.

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Closing Note

If you've never heard The John Clay Wolfe Show, this episode distills everything fans expect: practical car talk, big personalities, broad comedy, and a sense of wild unpredictability. Whether you’re trying to get top dollar for your Tahoe, reliving radio’s lost golden age, or just in it for the laughs, Hour 2 delivers.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now.

[Turley]

1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got mine. 800, 800 radio. Tracy Lewisville. Good morning. You there?

[Caller]

I am.

[JD]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller]

I have an 87 Chevy Silverado.

[Bob]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short bed or long? Long. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Well, it's you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop right there. Stop right there. I already know long bed and well, and I see in here new engine. This is just an old truck, isn't it? Yes. Yeah. I don't mean it ain't me, babe. No, no, no, it ain't me. I ain't the one you're looking for, babe.

[Caller]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, old. I mean, if it was a show truck, if it was something sweet. But a 87 Chevy Silverado, I mean, what's it worth really?

[Caller]

Well, that's why. I mean, that's what I'm at. That's what I'm wondering.

[John Clay Wolf]

300, 400. Really?

[Caller]

I mean, I've done, I've done. I've looked it up, you know, on other places and it seems because of the year. It was the last year that they had the double headlight. So I've seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that year was fuel injected 350, which is good. And if that truck was a short bed, it would bring some money. But an old 87 regular cab, long bed, it's just, you know, there ain't no sex appeal. Tracy, are you sexy.

[Caller]

In the truck? I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, it's just. I mean, when you get into these older cars, they need to have. I can't sit on the radio, but they need to have boobs, they need to have legs, they need to have. They need to be sexy.

[Bob]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Or no. Or just nobody cares. And, and we care about you, Tracy, but we don't care about this truck. We'd rather see you in something else. Yeah, send us a picture of you.

[Caller]

I do have a new truck. I do. I do have a daily driver truck.

[Turley]

There you go.

[Caller]

This one being as classic as it was and you know, the year that it was and the prices that I had seen online for people trying to sell the same truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

But look at them. And I bet they're short beds.

[Bob]

It's.

[Caller]

It's possible when you see those 305.

[John Clay Wolf]

Engine, and that's not the right one, the 350 fuel injectors, which brings the money where. So you're an Eagle listener, huh? Are you a rocker? Country. Country.

[JD]

Rocker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Country. Rocker. Country, rock. Well, that's What? We are too. We're country rockers. Well, thanks for listening, Tracy.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Later. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bob]

That really is all the. All the rage right now. I tried and tried to find my son a little short, wide like that. 84, 85. They're not, you know, people aren't letting go of them that are in good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll let go of them, but they'll charge your ass. Yeah, yeah. They're not letting go of them cheap. Now, you could have bought Tracy's truck for a thousand, but when you were done with it, you'd sell it for 300.

[Bob]

Yeah. J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were talking about something a minute ago, and I said, save it.

[Turley]

He's supposed to be doing the top 10 with Casey. Casey?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[JD]

Casey is on sabbatical. Sabbatical.

[Turley]

So that sounds like somebody just forgot to do Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casey.

[JD]

All right, so maybe Casey is not doing too well.

[John Clay Wolf]

If Casey can't make it on time after he's dead and do our top 10, then maybe we need to hire Bob Kingsley. Oh, look at that.

[Turley]

Throw white man out.

[JD]

One lunch with Bob Kingsley. Now you're buddies. You're gonna thr.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we should write a good.

[JD]

Top, you know, John, kiss my ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. I think we should write a good Bob Kingsley. A good top 10. And I'll send it to Bob and see if he'll read it for us. He might. He's pretty salty.

[Bob]

How do you wind up at lunch with Bob Kingsley?

[JD]

Yeah, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a long story, but we have a very good mutual.

[Bob]

Is it anything like the mother in law story?

[JD]

And I decided not to do Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

The stepmother's story.

[Bob]

Yeah, the stepmother's.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, it's nothing like the stepmother story. We have a mutual friend, and we. We had lunch yesterday. We got to talking radio, and it was great to hear his stories. He's been doing that American Top 40 Country Countdown since 1974.

[Bob]

You know, John, I bought these undies at Saks Fifth Avenue.

[JD]

Man. I really.

[Bob]

Number one in my book.

[JD]

I was working a small market radio station in Missouri, K O, K O. Coco Radio. And we ran American top 40. It came on an album. It came out on an actual press. It blew me away. Could do that because it's timely and they had to get you the albums by the time the show aired.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what we were talking about because now they don't even use satellite. He doesn't use satellite uplink to get it. He pushes it through the web. Oh. So they. They write it on Sunday afternoon and have a writer's meeting and they record it on Monday at his ranch in Weatherford, Texas. He has a big studio and then they edit it on Wednesday and they push it out on Thursday. But he said, boy, it's a lot easier. Back in the day when we were doing it on vinyl, I'm like, what? Vinyl?

[JD]

Vinyl, Yeah, I still have them somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

They would. They would record them on that big recording studio, the 2 inch. The 2 inch tape, and run it down to the record manufacturer, California. And they press them.

[JD]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. And then they mail them out. He said, boy, it was a bitch when. When the mail didn't make it and the PDs calling from XYZ station and they don't have. Because this is a big deal.

[JD]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a timely deal. It's a weekly deal. They have to have it.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said there were plenty of times when we'd have people run across the country to deliver the damn.

[JD]

I always wondered what would happen if it didn't show up. Yeah, it always showed up.

[Bob]

Very cost effective either. But there were. There were like five built in records in that pack. It was a big white pack.

[JD]

Big white pack, yeah.

[Bob]

Brownish gold logo on the front.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you used to play them too, Bob. Yeah, yeah. So I want to understand. So you play the record. Good morning, it's Bob Kingsley, America's Hop. And then they brought to you by Chevy Trucks.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when they go to break and they play their network commercials on the album, how would y' all play your locals, Bob? Well, there's.

[Bob]

I mean, it's any vinyl record, there's a. There's a space between the track you're on and the track coming up. And when it fades out or gives a cue, you just pot it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would it give a cue or would you just know it's fade.

[JD]

You just know the jingles. American top 40. I mean, you know, they handle the network break. Yes.

[Bob]

Yeah, yeah, It'd be an obvious break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And then y' all play your local Borage.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, you know, and come back and then just set that. So if you screwed up and if you screwed up and scratched or did it ever have a scratch, I just didn't know they were on vinyl. Did you ever screw up and put the needle on the wrong place?

[Bob]

Whoops.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Bob will be right back.

[Bob]

That can happen with any vinyl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

I had a drunk friend sit down on a record that was playing once. What was cool about those things? We had Terrible service from Capitol Records.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bob]

Back in the day, and this is 1988, when Garth Brooks was brand new, or probably 89, maybe friends in Low Places had just come out, and we didn't have the 45.

[JD]

All right.

[Bob]

We didn't have the single. And this is the biggest song in the country. I mean, it was on its way up the charts.

[JD]

Yep.

[Bob]

But you remember when Friends in Low Places came or we had the American Country Countdown album.

[JD]

No, you pulled it off that.

[Bob]

And so, you know. And Bob Kingsley always talks up now, right this week, Garth Brooks and Friends in Low Places.

[JD]

Yeah. But he walks right up to the lyrics.

[Bob]

Yeah. So we didn't have any intro on it. So our version of Friends in Low Places started right there.

[JD]

Blame it all.

[Bob]

Blame it all on my. There was no intro at all.

[JD]

You stole it off the album.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rick, good morning. You're on there a.

[Bob]

Part of it. And that's what it sounded like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rick. Rick. Mike, do you have the caller?

[JD]

You could have run to Walmart, you know. Rick, are you there for 99 cents?

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? I see Rick, but I don't hear Rick. Yeah.

[Caller]

John, I want to ask you about your stepmother.

[JD]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about my stepmother?

[JD]

Now, when you in the room with.

[Caller]

Your stepmother and seeing how lingerie. Which one of y' all holds the chicken bucket?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, it scared the hell out of me. It. It really? Because no doubt, you know, when a stepmom comes into your life later on.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't look at her like a mom.

[JD]

And she's hot.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's hot.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she was a trophy wife at the time.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was. It was. God, it was uncomfortable. So what happened in Looking back. Yeah, sure. I should have done it.

[Bob]

No, But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no, of course I should have done it.

[JD]

But after you saw her later, how was that like you saw the next day? Was it awkward? Was it weird?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you sure look good in those jeans. You ought to wear those other.

[JD]

So she kept that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

So when the one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm drunk, we were disconnecting a bed one time.

[JD]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the frame of a bed. And she's sitting at one end and I'm sitting at the other, and she's in her robe with nothing under it, and we're sitting on the ground, and you can imagine how your legs are when you're, like, working on the ground.

[Bob]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I know I've seen things on her that I never planned on seeing. She'd be in there cooking and rope. She's a real robe woman. And her old stuff was hanging out and she had plenty of it.

[JD]

Did her dad? Didn't your dad ever say hey, he wasn't around.

[Bob]

Trophy wives are expensive, JD.

[JD]

I've heard. I only got married once.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rick on line one. Are you there? I don't know where he is. Oh, because the collar button's not up there. Rick, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sorry about that. That's my fault. And we had to talk about my stepmother, too. What have you got, Rick?

[Caller]

I was calling in with the 2007 Tahoe. Just gone down to Carmax to get a bid and wanted to see what you guys could do for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how many miles are on your Tahoe?

[Caller]

About 130,000, give or take.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather? Does it have a roof? Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's fully loaded. Lqz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Navigation, roof, heated seat, Anything wrong with it? You know, besides your normal wear and tear, you know, it's a pretty decent little.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Black. Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you at Carmax right now?

[Caller]

I'm not. I just left car.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've got their offer letter in your hand?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So how serious are you about selling it?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm dead serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, if I don't beat their offer, are you going to turn around and sell it to them?

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Huh. Well, do I get to know their offer? Do I have to offer first?

[Bob]

It's more exciting if you don't.

[Caller]

They offered me 8,000.

[Bob]

Oh, I man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well. Huh. Where's the title?

[Caller]

The title is at my safe in my house.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, run and get your title. And you live up in Dallas, Fort Worth, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, running. Get your title. Is it registered in your name?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And bring it over to our office or we'll come to you either way and we'll write you a check for 8,500.

[Caller]

Sounds good.

[Turley]

Bam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I like that.

[Caller]

Too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our guarantee is if we don't beat Carmax, we'll overnight you a check for a hundred hundred dollars if you show us your offer letter and we don't beat it. I owe you 100 for the opportunity.

[JD]

Nothing to lose by making this call.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a hundred dollars to lose. He's got. He's got nothing to lose. Nothing to lose. And that's how we work. That's how we roll, dog. So it will be just in and out. Go to givemetheven.com and go ahead and load it up and say John's buying this for 8500 and I'm getting my title and I'll be there at 2 o' clock or whatever. Our buyers are leaving today at 4 so don't get here before, don't get here after 3. Just to give us a minute to. I've got a checkbook downstairs. I'll get it signed today because I mean our business office is closed but I've got a. I've got an emergency checkbook for Saturday people.

[Caller]

All right, all right, perfect. Thanks so much, guys. Great to hear you guys on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. His money. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234.

[Bob]

Go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we're located in Dallas Fort Worth, but. And yes, you're listening to us hundreds of miles away in different cities. And yes, we can do the same thing in your city. But. There's no but.

[Turley]

How, how, how's this possible?

[JD]

John, how can you get my car?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have transportation. We've got four car trailers and 10 car.

[JD]

We have Uncle Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a transportation department that trucks running up down the highway all the time and we have electronic apps and the truck drivers have checkbooks in case if you want it now and they're in your city, if not, when they come back in, we give them the packages with the checks in them. We have the deals all done and we send them out with their pickup orders and they go to your house.

[JD]

And pick up your car, give you the cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just don't lie about the condition. Oh yeah, that's the only thing we.

[JD]

Ask that doesn't happen much.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really doesn't. But God, it's so disappointing because when they get there, they do test drive it. Well, second gear's out. You know, you left that little nugget of information out.

[JD]

It doesn't really back up. I mean, what do you call reverse?

[John Clay Wolf]

If we go pick your, your car up and we're giving 7,000 for it and second gear's out, we're going to cut it two grand. Yeah, we're not looking for a reason to cut them. We don't, we don't cut many of them back. But when, when, if the air conditioner's out and you forgot to tell us we're going to cut it 500. All we see is pictures and all we know is what you tell us. And as long as it's a little this, a little that, a little hum, a little dent if, you know, if we can fix it for 150, we'll get over it.

[JD]

Yeah, but the majority of people tell you the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most of them, yeah.

[JD]

Most of them do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd rather buy cars from the public than the dealers because we buy several hundred cars a month from the dealerships. Your. Your trade ins is what they are. And, oh, they lie all the time. Oh, my God.

[JD]

Car dealers, they're making it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

They lie to me more than they lie to you guys. If y' all think it's bad, try my side. Turley knows.

[Turley]

Just straight face looking at you.

[JD]

You really couldn't have any friends in this business because you can't have friends you can't trust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not real friends. No, my real friends. I really don't do much business with them. Because you get so butthurt when they sell you out. Or they lie and it makes you question your entire relationship with them.

[JD]

That would get old. That would get so old to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4 is the calling. What's funny?

[Bob]

Just talking about being in the business. You know how imperfect I was as a. As a salesman in the car business.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[Bob]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He used to work for us at Wolford Dodge. Oh, really?

[Bob]

I had a month of April one time when I sold zero cars.

[JD]

How does that happen? A whole month?

[Bob]

It's. I. I don't listen. It's in. It's inexplicable. And I had no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was always getting on his ass, and he'd start making fun of me. Oh, the reason.

[Bob]

The reason I never made fun of you.

[JD]

Oh, my God, you still do. What do you mean?

[Bob]

The voice thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Bob. Oh, you need to. I mean, you can do it better than I can. Hey, Bob.

[Bob]

But that's not making fun of me. That's just a natural thing. I go into voices, man. I'm a little nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but he. But when I had walked into the room. When he's entertaining the rest of the staff with my impersonation.

[JD]

The boss caught you.

[Turley]

Wait, what was this big impromptu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go down there.

[Bob]

We're gonna drive them all out of business. We're gonna take over the Chevy house. We're gonna take over the Ford house. Then we're gonna go to Wichita. We're gonna take over the Chrysler house.

[JD]

Bob, can I see you in my office?

[Bob]

Put them on their knees.

[Caller]

On their knees.

[JD]

Damn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did pretty good.

[JD]

Were you one of those owners that was always just screaming at him?

[Bob]

He wasn't. He wasn't saying that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I wasn't screaming at people. I wasn't a screamer. I'M a moaner, not a screamer.

[Bob]

Occasionally you were pretty interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what?

[Bob]

I can't remember anything specific though. John's pretty, pretty free floating guy. Pretty easygoing guy who thinks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Just having fun.

[Caller]

Yes, it sounds like it. I just wanted to touch base with you guys and just let your listeners know that what, what you guys say, it's absolutely true. Two months ago we, we brought our vehicle to the dealership to trade down. We had a 2014 Tundra Platinum and we weren't happy with what the dealership offered us and trade in and we brought it to you guys and you gave us 3, $500 more than the dealership offered us.

[John Clay Wolf]

3, 500.

[Caller]

3,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, that makes me feel stupid, man. I mean, I could have just beat him by 15, right. I had to beat him by 35, man. Go big. Oh, wow.

[Caller]

We didn't even tell you guys what the, what the dealership offer was, but I knew it was worth more than what we were.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you tell the dealer what we did?

[Caller]

I most certainly did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did they say? Hang on. Listen, this is important to me because I'm in this, I'm in and out of dealerships every day. I'd love to hear the comeback of what did they say we were hokey with? All they could do is talk us down, right? They couldn't. Something's wrong. They were probably telling. Well, what, yeah, let me, let's let you tell me what they told you.

[Caller]

Actually from the get go, when we were offered what we were offered, I told him I knew it was worth more than that because I'd already been on Edmunds and a couple of other sites looking at it and they refused to come up anymore. And I said, no problem, I'll just take it down the road to John Clay Wolf and we'll get it taken care of. And they said, well, that might be a good idea. And that's all they said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, actually you didn't even have, I don't know the deal, but if you're in League City, Texas, you didn't take it anywhere. We came to you, right?

[Caller]

No, I, we drove it down there. The deal done because other than the trade, and I had the deal I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wanted, I got you. Well, awesome. I am glad that it worked out and I'm glad that we see we, you know, we do do what we say we're going to do.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when we, when we did go.

[Caller]

Ahead, we were in and out. And about 30 minutes done with a check in our hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So glad it worked. And thanks for calling in.

[Caller]

Hey, no, thank you, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. $3,500 worth of thanks, I guess. Yeah, 800, 800 radio. 800-800-7234. He's talking about our office in Houston. Yeah.

[Turley]

Went to givemetheven.com right over there on Franken Road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800-723 foe is the call in number. We're going to review a Volkswagen Passat. Not very sexy, but at least it's still running, which is better than most Volkswagens. I guess.

[JD]

We won't send this to Volkswagen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not. Not on a pressed lp.

[JD]

No.

[Caller]

Now.

[Turley]

Now it's time for the ride of the week.

[JD]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

2016 Volkswagen Passat was hot. Made by Hitler's army.

[JD]

No, it was not. What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just.

[JD]

Do you not want anyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you not watch the History channel?

[JD]

Yeah, I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's a Volkswagen Beetle.

[JD]

They have nothing to do with it anymore. Well, no, there's no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're fine. I like them. I think I'm gonna tell the truth here.

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they depreciate real hard.

[JD]

Well, they have had some issues and.

[John Clay Wolf]

They scare me, so.

[JD]

They've had some issues this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we're going to review the 16 Passat 1.28 SE. The Volkswagen.

[Bob]

The what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it doesn't matter. The new Passat 28. $28,000 and our last. And it's nice. I mean. Turley, did you drive it?

[Turley]

Yeah, it's. It's full size. Remember the Passat used to be there full size, but it wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a black series BMW. It feels like a German car. It's got the German car turns and feels, which I really like. Volkswagen is. Is making amends with the public over the scandal.

[Turley]

One complaint. Radio is a little confusing. It's a lot of buttons and things that you just got to. And I'm a button geek, but if you don't know what you're doing. Yeah. I mean. And then the manuals in German. So it takes a little bit to figure that out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really? No, no. Tweaker rig.

[Bob]

How's it feel? It's got a lot of pickup.

[Turley]

Yeah. And it's got plenty of room. I mean, you can fit three kids back there, no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

So who needs three kids?

[Turley]

Well, you've got three. Five, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I can say. Who needs three kids? I've got four. I understand the program, J.D. what's in the news?

[JD]

Well, we sort of touched on this earlier, but I'm not sure we finished with it. Johnny Manziel in trouble again. Extensive damage to a house that he rented. $31,000 worth of damage, actually.

[Bob]

I know.

[JD]

Knock some walls out, took some doors down, things like that. Evidence suggests that Mr. Manzel and his guests were consuming drugs and alcohol on the property. Oh, man. My Lord. And he was on TMZ this week with some video. He grabbed the camera. You know, the camera guys come up to him and they start videotaping him. Johnny is drunk, clearly. And my opinion. My opinion, allegedly. And he basically took the camera from the cameraman. He's like, I see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not drunk.

[Turley]

Well, we'll play that actually, coming up after the break. Yeah, the audio, great. Oh, yeah.

[JD]

And speaking of people that got caught, busted with drugs and such, Zach Brown. Now, here's a guy you never hear that much about. You think, you know what? There's one guy doing it right, lot of success, but he's never been in trouble. Wrong. Busted in Florida with cocaine, pot and strippers. Well, sure. The trifecta.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to get into this guy.

[Turley]

He's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know I liked him until that story.

[JD]

You like him because he got caught with. With strippers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, have you. Do you listen to Zack Brown band?

[Bob]

Yeah, we used to play a couple of his songs a few years ago. He's kind of a buffet style.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking he was more John Van Zant.

[Bob]

Well, country looks that way nowadays. He's got a. He's got a song on the mainstream rock charts. Heavy Lies Ahead, and it's. No. Yeah, it's downright. I mean, it's Zach Brown's. What the label says he was in.

[JD]

Florida for a charity car auction. Basically, somebody called the cops. He was a little loud. The cops came in. There's trippers, there's drugs, there's. You get the drugs for the cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD]

The cops even lied. The beginning. In the beginning, to protect Zach Brown. They were so starstruck. They wanted their picture with him, the whole thing. But it came out.

[Turley]

And Zach on his Facebook page, said that he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Sorry, it wasn't me.

[JD]

It was another guy in a hoodie.

[Bob]

Thank goodness his stepmother wasn't there, because she's crazy. We'll be back with more of the John Claywell show, sponsored by givemetheven.com and.

[Caller]

During the few moments that we have left. We want to talk right down to earth in a language that everybody here can easily understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. What's she playing now, Mama? Don't tell me. I have this album, Cornrows and a Couple of Color Braids. Yeah. Freshman year, high school, so they've been 88. All right.

[Bob]

Year I graduated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did not disturb Personality. Oh, God, I can't believe I don't remember the name of this band. You know it, Turley. What?

[Turley]

Is it the name of the song?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the cult of personality, but by.

[Turley]

There was a TV show that was named this back in Living Color. Yes. Living Color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's a good tune.

[Bob]

The guitarist name is Vernon, and he's a badass.

[Turley]

Oh, he is.

[Bob]

I mean, he's a. He's an accomplished player.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Kobe got 60 points on his final game.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he won the setup.

[Turley]

No, no, every time. Every time he was done. Oh, no. I mean, he scored 81 before, and then Will, you know, of course, has 100, so. But he scored 60. He did that against the Mavericks back in 2008 or so, so it's been a long time, and the guy's almost 40. Is his last game of the year. And sure enough, it took 50 shots. So it took a little bit, but.

[JD]

Yeah, just feeding him the ball.

[Turley]

Yes, they were. Every time down, it was just. The Utah Jazz knew he was going to be shooting. They knew. And he had to work to get open.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Turley]

It was actually really cool to see.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Turley]

He's a Hall of Famer. First time. No. No doubt about it. It's cool to see those guys go out with a banger. Derek Jeter a couple years back when he went out, I mean, that was awesome. His last, you know, win the game. Oh, what do you have?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards. Wallace was doing that.

[JD]

The smell of brute came through the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's coming in to do his. His dialogue this morning.

[Turley]

Did you tell everybody who he is?

[Bob]

Well, thank you, J.D. it's always been my favorite aftershave.

[Caller]

It does.

[JD]

It's my brew. You just. You just reach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Wallace or is it Paul?

[Turley]

It's Wallace Edwards is here.

[JD]

Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know it was Paul Harvey. No, Paul's dead, Casey Case.

[Bob]

I've worn brood ever since I worked with Bob over at Crest Cadillac.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Wallace, what have you got for us today, sir?

[Bob]

Today in rock history, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, who is your topic, Wallace Metallica okay, well, take it away. I'm interesting to learn.

[Bob]

It's a well known trend that the rock and roll of today carries more of a decidedly angry tone than much of the genre's output from years past. And while the instrumentation and overall vibe of some of that old music is pretty heavy, there's no denying that since the 80s, much of the body of modern rock music sounds like it was composed by a swarm of murderous enraged truck drivers in the depths of a pronounced methamphetamine binge. And while modern scholars and critics insist that there's a new and more pronounced sense of angst and aggression present in many of today's best selling acts, the trend seemed to have started in the 80s with a band called Metallica who came by their pessimistic outlook and overall crappy attitude the old fashioned way through ancestry, especially on the part of lead singer and primary songwriter James Hetfield. From an early age Hetfield had anger, despair being the child of a shipping supervisor for Pilgrim's Pride, an occupation that caused the elder Hetfield to exude the rancid smell of freshly butchered Pull poultry and Swisher cigars. His mother Cynthia was a professional opera singer, but a bad one, which served to fill the Hetfield home with a near constant off pitch wailing that made young James life all but unbearable. That is until the breadwinner came home to thoroughly stink up the place. And of course diet played a part in creating a sense of dead end day to day as the senior Hetfield's place of employment ensure that there'd be chicken for mealtime, in fact for every single meal time, three times a day, seven days a week. In fact, to this day even the mention of chicken can send James Hetfield into a violent belligerent fury. But the Hetfield story, and its anger apparent goes back even further than the Hetfield family of the 1960s. Most Metallica fans are unaware of the fact that the basic storyline from the screenplay of the 1997 film Titanic was based in great part on the life of Hetfield's grandfather Jack Hetfield, who met a rich American girl named Rose DeWitt during the maiden voyage of the British luxury liner. And while the film portrays their relationship as one of timid awakening and ill fated devotion, in truth Jack and Rose met while boarding the ship and spent the next few four days in Rose's cabin rutting like rabbits. Which would have made for a happy ending. Or rather about 120 happy endings, give or take, if it hadn't been for that iceberg. And for the record, unlike in the film, it wasn't Jack Hetfield, but The debutante Rose DeWitt, who perished shortly after the ocean liner broke in half, leaving the elder Hetfield alone in America without a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, or certainly any of the DeWitt family fortune that he'd been angling for all along. In fact, Jack DeWitt died penniless in Africa in 1947, searching for an elusive blood diamond that he never found. And leaving his son, Virgil Lee Hetfield of the Pilgrim's Pride Company of Downey, California, to fend for himself in a world full of heartache and anguish, with nothing to give to an honest working man, but nonstop amateur opera, singing, free poultry, and a rebellious hippie son with a taste for hard rock and roll and a genuinely hideous attitude. Admit it, you'd be a little more pissed off, too. And it all started aboard the ill fated RMS Titanic on this day in rock history. I'm Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Things. You didn't know that now you do.

[JD]

Nobody knew.

[Turley]

So I'm confused. Is it Leonardo DiCaprio is his dad or. I'm getting confused here, Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was Leonardo's character name in Titan?

[Bob]

Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack what? Hetfield.

[Turley]

Yeah, but he also was searching for a diamond, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, in Africa.

[Bob]

And he never found it?

[Caller]

No.

[JD]

I don't know so sure any he.

[Bob]

Did find a sack load of Quaaludes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD]

Now you're.

[Bob]

Started his own stock brokerage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why does Wallace lie?

[JD]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. Just listening to Bob O tell lies.

[Bob]

It's absolutely true, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

2015 Tacoma. Is it a double cab?

[Caller]

Double cab, TRD Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

TRD Sport, pre runner, two wheel drive.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. TRD Sport. So it's an automatic and it has 15,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

It's blue leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth roof. Nav.

[Caller]

Cloth, no roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't.

[Caller]

They didn't come with nav.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in one right now that has nav. I'm driving this truck right now and it's got factory.

[Caller]

Maybe it may be a 2016, but 2015, it wasn't offered.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is that when I have got a 16? I don't know. All right, what do you want for it? You know, I'm looking it up. I gave 26 grand for this.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, I'm thinking I'm somewhere in that area. I just. I'm just kind of wondering about. I want to. I'M looking at a ES350 Lexus. And I'm just wondering about, obviously, tax credit, right? I mean, I think that these things hold their value pretty well. And so I'm thinking, you know, there's somewhere around 25, 5, which I felt was fair. And then you get the tax credit, which brings it up a little bit more.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they hit it at 25, 5.

[Caller]

I mean, I'm thinking 20. I was hoping that they would do the 26,000 plus the tax credit. But like I said, we're about $500 off of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I give you the 26, you tell them I'm 26, they sell it to me as a dealer doing in and out, you get your tax credit, everybody's gold. Let me, let me walk you through.

[Caller]

That again at that point.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I give you a draft made out to your dealership. What. What dealership is it?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, can you hear me? Hello? Excuse me, can you hear me? Are you there? I lost him.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, can you hear me?

[JD]

Hello?

[Caller]

Hello?

[Bob]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, are you there? Hello? Go to givemetheven.com. we'll work on it. I'm losing you.

[Bob]

I think he found the blood diamond, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I think this is a car for our new character to bid Salami Hussein.

[Turley]

Oh, we have Salami Hussain in studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Salami Hussain is a raghead car dealer from Houston, Texas.

[JD]

I don't know that's appropriate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Salami. Well, he goes by Mo.

[JD]

He goes by Mo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mo.

[Bob]

Okay, Salami. Salami, Salami.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Salami. On, on, on line two, there's a 03 Chrysler Voyager with 248, 000 miles.

[Bob]

First of all, we don't say. What did you say? Salami.

[John Clay Wolf]

Salami Hussein.

[Bob]

A 93 Chrysler.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a 2003 Chrysler. Oh, Hans, are you there?

[Caller]

What's up?

[JD]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. I'm gonna let Salami bid this one. Okay.

[JD]

Salami.

[Bob]

Salami.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't like Salami. He didn't like you, dude.

[Bob]

Oh, you will like me very much very soon. I tell you that very soon, my friend. A 2003 Chrysler Voyager. This is a fine, fine automobile. They are no good, generally until you have 240,000 miles on them. This is because of the passenger ride. Unless you have a very fat wife.

[Caller]

Looks like I got a wife. No, my wife's very good looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kenny. She's there with us. Yeah, Salami. You just insulted his wife and she's on the phone.

[Bob]

It's no insult. My name is Salami.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Okay, that's good.

[Bob]

Because a fat wife makes the seats nice and fit in and very comfortable. Do you understand comfortable?

[Caller]

No, I don't understand.

[Bob]

And there is nothing more comfortable than 240,000 miles on a Chrysler Voyager.

[Caller]

Nothing's broken down on the truck, on the. On the van. I'm very proud with it.

[Bob]

What do you think?

[Caller]

What are we looking on a trade in value?

[Bob]

What do you think of $200 U.S. $200? No, no, you're saying it's wrong. $200 U.S. yeah.

[Caller]

$200. Okay. U.S. dollars.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Where. Where can I go come drop you off the title?

[Bob]

Dude, you can come to my home or you can come to my brother's restaurant. Salami on cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800 radio. Michael, you're back. You there?

[JD]

Another happy customer.

[Caller]

Yeah, I don't know how I lost you there, but. So tell me. So again, tell them as far as the 26,000. And you'll do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called an in and out. So I give you 26. They wholesale it to me. That's how you're going to get your tax credit. In order to get your tax credit, they have to take the car, or not even the car, just the VIN number. You could give me the car before you even go, I give you a draft. Made out to whom? You said a Lexus store or a Toyota store. What's the name of the dealership?

[Caller]

Yeah, Lexus. And that's another question that I have for you as well. Do these, as far as these Lexuses, I mean, is there. How close to invoice can you get on these cars? Or is that even possible?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything's different. Everything's possible. The, the. The factory does different rebate schedules on cars all the time. Have dealer cash, 500 over. You can get a deal on Alexis. What are you buying?

[Caller]

ES350.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll do it for 500 over. That's just their normal one. So have them call me or go to give me the vin.com, load that, load the VIN number in so I can lock the VIN number down and then we can communicate with you. I can give your dealer my cell phone. He can call me. I can verify the 26,000 and do the in and out, and then you get the tax credit. Thank you, sir. 800. 800 radio is how you get a hold of us. Or just go to givemetheven.com. we're gonna be here till noon.

[Bob]

Stay tuned. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show, powered by. Give me the vin.com after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. New listeners, good morning. We have new affiliates today. We've got a country station on board up here. Love that Nash icon. Babo, you're the icon. I'm the Nash.

[Bob]

I'm the icon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're an icon.

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're an icon. The Bears. Abilene Bear. The Wichita Falls Bear. Planet Radio. I had a nice conversation with the general manager of Planet Radio cluster down in Lafayette about what? Tuesday? Wait, no. What day was I down there? Thursday. Okay. He just said, you know, I've got friends that listen to your show. They normally don't listen to the station. They're not rockers.

[JD]

They're flipping onto here.

[John Clay Wolf]

He likes you.

[Caller]

They.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys are funny. Well, thanks.

[JD]

Thank you, Cat Feller.

[John Clay Wolf]

We try.

[JD]

We like you. We like you, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird when I walk in there and so I'm in a different cities, hundreds of miles away from where. Where we do the show, and I walk into this station that has, like. They've got, like, six stations there and all these studios. It's really cool building. And everybody looks at me like, who are you and what do you want?

[JD]

Are you here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know, is Grimsley there? No, he's busy. Can I help you? Well, I just want to talk to Mike and, like, if I'm looking around at the studios and stuff. Can I help you? I'm thinking, you know, I'm on this station. I don't tell him who I am. You know, I have the wheel of this bitch for three hours every Saturday morning.

[JD]

Right, right. Well, they just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord, don't let me look through the glass.

[JD]

They don't see your face. They don't know who you are. You could be a.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's me, people. The one that was in your office last Thursday and, like, Adidas sweats and a gray T shirt and long hair. Look, look, like I was begging for food.

[JD]

You're dressed down. They don't know who you are. You could be a street person in there going, hey, radio station. Fine, buddy, fine.

[Turley]

Yeah, they hear you think you're all dressed in a suit and everything because, you know, givemetheven.com you're buying cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a businessman. Yeah, you got money coming out of your business.

[Turley]

You come in there rolling in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bouncing a basketball.

[Turley]

Hey, Mark Cuban, what do you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

I should Just walked in there and just gone in the door and got on the air. Yeah, you can't do that. Why not? I'm doing it right now.

[JD]

You look like Johnny Menzel after a rough night.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have the automation down where I don't even know if there's a board op in there. They just run. Shouldn't be said. It just runs. And when we change our clock, when we make the next move.

[Turley]

Can't wait to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we make the next move to the new format, which is coming up in maybe a month, maybe two weeks. Okay, we're gonna go. Segment, stop, set one song. Segment, stop, set 1 song. All right. And he's like, man, just give me. Give me a heads up so that I can reprogram the automation, because if you call me on a Thursday and you're on a Saturday, it won't work. Won't have time to fix it. Just FYI.

[Turley]

Yeah, they got to make sure the brakes are the same amount.

[John Clay Wolf]

So whenever we need to give all these affiliates a good solid week to change their logs at least.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob]

Man, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with any of that stuff, man. We got Turley, you know, you got your pocket genius right there. Figuring it out, doing the tap dance.

[JD]

He is amazing.

[Bob]

Worry not.

[JD]

Speaking of Manzel, by the way, lucky to be alive. Did you see the video or the pictures of this car that he was supposedly riding in? Johnny Manzel, Lucky to be alive, he said, because the wreckage. And they show. TMZ shows the pictures of it. The entire passenger side, which supposedly he was on, is just smashed beyond recognition. Let's see, what kind of car was it? It was a Mercedes Benz S550, essentially total. The entire front end just destroyed. Now, this looks to me to be the same car he got in earlier that evening after the tmz. He does this little thing. Tmz. One of the. One of the cameraman comes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just crashed a car.

[JD]

Yeah, he just crashed last night. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hold on.

[Turley]

Not last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for him.

[JD]

But. But he does the thing, this thing with one of the TMZ cameramen. Then he gets in a car, he gets behind the wheel. He is drunk, by the way. I don't care what you say. Allegedly, if you want to throw that word in there. And he gets my. And that looks like the same car.

[Turley]

Well, yeah. And here's some of the audio of him just arriving.

[JD]

Oh, this is the audience that was on tmz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD]

And right after this, he gets in that car that later ends up being destroyed. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Party ever stop?

[JD]

The party ever stop?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD]

Are we partying tonight?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I don't know.

[JD]

Let me get this thing here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay. No, I'm just saying.

[Turley]

Are you worried he's grabbing the camera?

[Caller]

Yep.

[JD]

Taking the camera from the camera guy.

[Caller]

So we're out here.

[JD]

Friend, the nice guy.

[Caller]

Okay.

[JD]

My guy.

[Caller]

I'm Dan. How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's my guy, Dan, right here.

[JD]

We're doing like self made video right now in this badass camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Turley]

So are you worried about the image.

[Caller]

Problems or does it fade?

[John Clay Wolf]

Image problems?

[JD]

Listen, here's my image problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just curious.

[Caller]

That's what they want to know.

[JD]

I'm living out here with my guy, Vaughn Miller.

[Caller]

Okay?

[JD]

Everybody knows Vaughn Miller.

[Bob]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[JD]

Super bowl mvp.

[Bob]

Everybody can see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Super Bowl MVP Yvonne Miller. My brother, I'm living with him right now.

[JD]

Yeah, we're getting our life together.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you might go in the Broncos.

[JD]

Listen, here, you can hold it. So the Broncos. John Elway, great dude. Yeah. Kubiak. Aggie, man, listen, great organization. Anywhere I get picked up, bro. Okay, It's a blessing.

[Turley]

You're gonna get picked up somewhere, somewhere, bro.

[JD]

Whataburger? Whatever happens, I love ball. I want to play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

That's the team. I want to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think they care if you're.

[Caller]

Partying a little bit? Is there anything wrong with that?

[Bob]

I don't think there's any wrong partying. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a difference between.

[JD]

So here's a picture of him, right? Here's a picture. See the cap he's wearing with a.

[Bob]

Little cross on it?

[JD]

There's. After the wreck, there's the cap in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Wow.

[JD]

Yeah, it was. It was the same accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his britches. Yeah, it happens.

[Turley]

He's definitely drunk.

[JD]

Okay, what was our bet?

[Turley]

Oh, yes, we have the death pool.

[JD]

Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was. It was a death pool for me.

[JD]

I figured he dies, you think he dies. I think he ends up in jail.

[Turley]

You said. I don't remember.

[JD]

I say car wreck. I see. I said. I said, he's gonna hurt himself or someone else in a car wreck. Well, he didn't.

[Bob]

Okay.

[Turley]

He's close. There. Mine was jail drugs or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was just straight up death or death by car race.

[Turley]

What's Babos? I don't think Babo played this game with us.

[Bob]

I don't even remember what I said, man.

[Turley]

I don't think.

[Bob]

I'm sure it was wise sure.

[JD]

It was wise.

[Turley]

Well, he is now, right? He's at Coachello, the music festival in California. It's where you basically do a lot of drugs and.

[JD]

Oh, really?

[Bob]

Like Coachella is a big rock Woodstock festival.

[JD]

Woodstock, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So in California.

[Turley]

Could be dead here in the next weekend, John. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

He could. Uncle Rico strikes again.

[Bob]

You know what I think I said? I think I said he's gonna put it back together and.

[JD]

No, we were. His bottom would be. So you think he's reached his bottom?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so. I mean, he's gonna run out of money, I can tell you that.

[Bob]

No, I mean, he's standing up there with clothes on, talking to a camera. Guy gets a lot worse than that.

[JD]

You know, Even in my personal experience, he gets worse than that.

[Bob]

You and I have both been worse than that.

[JD]

Much worse than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

A buddy of mine just texted me, said he got a condo in Watercolor, Florida, the other day and Zach Brown was in there before he.

[JD]

Your buddy did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was a disaster. He said. He said the cocaine was like. They were sweeping it up on the ground. Strippers, the whole thing. This guy's living right? This guy's living huge. Zach Brown is not just a country artist.

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a rock and Roll Star.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800-800-Radio. Or go to givemetheven.com. my name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Be back uno momento, por favor. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[JD]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

Salami. I've got one on line one. Will you grab him real quick?

[Bob]

Salami.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 12 fusion. Talk to him.

[Bob]

Hello, this is Salami. I would like to speak to you about your four Fusion.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bob]

How many miles have you have on the car?

[Caller]

68.

[Bob]

8.

[JD]

68,000.

[Caller]

68,800.

[Bob]

And it is a 2012.

[Caller]

2012.

[Bob]

What size is your wife?

[Caller]

What's that?

[Bob]

What size is your wife?

[Caller]

My daughter's 4 foot 10.

[Bob]

Your daughter?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's my daughter's car. She's 4 foot 10.

[Bob]

She's very small.

[Caller]

Yeah. The car is a big car. Yeah.

[Bob]

There is not much chance. She has made the front seat very comfortable.

[Caller]

She did a pretty good job. She bought it. She worked for Audubon Group when she bought it.

[Bob]

Does she like American food?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah. Especially south of the border. Tex Mex.

[Bob]

Are There stains of picante or ketchup or mustard in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of.

[Caller]

No, no, no stain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give him seven grand. Salami. Unless it's a six cylinder. Then give him 75.

[Bob]

Is it clean? Is it clean?

[Caller]

It's very clean.

[Bob]

Okay. With small daughter, no mustard. And the miles? I say seven.

[Caller]

About seven. That's what I was thinking it was worth. So.

[Bob]

Yes. This is 3.5 times two humps on the camel. Seven deer. Do you have a deal?

[Caller]

No. I killed deer with. With the cobalt. So that's why.

[Bob]

Tell me we have a deal.

[Caller]

No, no, I. She owes 12 on it. So I'm upside down. 5,000.

[Bob]

If you don't give me my deal.

[JD]

I will kill you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no salami. No. 800.

[Caller]

872.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio. 06 Scion TC with 84 Marshall. Is it worth four grand? Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Am I hitting it too? Am I hitting it too hard? Let's see. It's a Scion. It's a 06, right? 06.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I get confused with these Scions. Is it the little box or is it the little sports card? Oh.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob]

Are you drunk already?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here. It's a little too seater.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you hanging you? Houston or North Texas?

[Caller]

Out in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never trust a man from Houston. Is it nice or is it rough? Does it have any paint work on it? I mean, do I have to do anything to it?

[Caller]

On the left rear bumper, I got a little pop out type of deal. You just push it out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That'S it on the left.

[John Clay Wolf]

3300 to 3500. Go to givemetheven.com Put the VIN in. Say John said 33 to 35. Here's the pictures. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bob]

But John, what would you do about the melted cheese? I have never seen a Scion without melted cheese in the back seat. It's not comfortable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Earlier in the show, we. We had a gig. This was funny. It was yesterday. So we. We have a fellow that goes into the website, givemetheven.com and he did not like his offer.

[JD]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And instead most companies would hide from this. Yeah, we publicize it. We think it's funny. Let's make it. And where he opened the door because we can text message from our system to the people that input and we can email to him or we can call them, but normally we just do it all online and he starts writing terrible things to us. In anguish over our offer.

[Bob]

Anguish.

[JD]

It was angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

It reminds me of the old story from the Carmax buyers where a guy, they gave a guy an offer at Carmax and they found the offer letter on the floor of the bathroom with a big mound of fecal matter on top of it. When I saw this guy's text messages, it reminded me of that. I said, let's have some Fun with was 5:00 clock on a Friday. It sounded like he'd been drinking by the way he was texting. Yeah, let's have some fun. So I was like, Megan, she's our logistics. She's our office manager. She's real sweet. It's Vanilla Ice's niece.

[JD]

Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally. And she. I said, come up to the radio station, the studio, let's call this guy and record this for the show. Sure. And you just be straight faced. Be a customer service rep calling to follow up and see what he says. And then I had Roy sitting there to be the manager.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the guy cut loose before we could get Roy involved. But it's. It's worth listening to. Turley. You got it? Yes. We're ready. Let's. Let's play the. The result.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, is this. Yep, this is Megan with Gimme the vin.

[Caller]

I just wanted to give you a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call to see how your experience was using our service.

[Caller]

Terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, please tell me what happened.

[Caller]

Y' all lowballed me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you thought our offer was a low ball. I do apologize. Tell me more. I mean, what were you wanting for your vehicle?

[Caller]

Well, y' all offer me under trade in. I'm just trying to figure out what are you trying to do with my truck. And if you're trying to do something cool with it and sell it for a lot more, I'm cool. But you better break me off some of the profit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, let me try reading here through some of your notes and. And we'll take a look at this again here for you.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, just a second. It looks like at 8500 we can come over to your house and suck my. Suck my deep throat is what I'm getting here in these notes. And then catch an ass whooping. I got something for you.

[Caller]

That's an ass who flipping. I'm glad you. I'm glad you can read. Yeah. You lowballed me so it upset me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what. What's that all about? He ran off like a little bee. It was fixing to get good when Roy comes in as Marcellus Wallace as the manager.

[JD]

That would have been great.

[John Clay Wolf]

So whose ass you fixing the whoop, boy?

[Caller]

On the phone with my little girl, talking about you gonna whip her ass.

[JD]

What if I come over there?

[Caller]

Where you at?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, why you offering me 8,500 for my work truck?

[Caller]

Can't be no low ball.

[JD]

That car probably full of melted cheese, got cheese all over it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think you're bad? Got a little bitty wife and seats, ain't even broke in.

[Caller]

Exhaust blowing smoke all over the highway. You made me come down there, mister.

[Bob]

We gonna get down.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you lowballed me.

[Bob]

We gonna get down and fuck you.

[John Clay Wolf]

My payoff is 13 grand. Your payoff ain't got nothing to do.

[JD]

With what I give you for that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I tell you 85. 85? That's not very professional.

[JD]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna turn you in.

[JD]

Ain't no professional about it.

[Caller]

Bring it on home to daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna open a can of whoop ass on your black ass.

[JD]

Oh, boy.

[Caller]

Whoop ass? You ain't even playing a whip. I'm Rick James.

[John Clay Wolf]

And speaking of Roy. Speaking of Roy. Yeah, we sent him to Corpus Christi.

[JD]

Okay. This is Uncle Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. A person went in to give me the vin, okay, With a Corvette. She was selling her deceased father's Corvette. We bought it over the website. Roy jumped on a plane to Southwest. He got a cab to her home.

[JD]

What could possibly go wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. He got a cab to her home and to pick up the car and pay for it, drive it back to Dallas.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And here's his version of the events.

[Turley]

All right, so what were you telling John about? There was a girl down in Corpus.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah? Yeah. You know, I flew down Carpus Wednesday. She was probably picking me up at the airport. So when I landed, she texted me, said that she's a little underweather. She can't get to the airport, so we catch cab. So I text her back as who picking up the feet? She said, I'm picking up the fee and tipping. I say, okay, I'll be there. So when I get there, she got all the breakfast tacos for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Really, man.

[Caller]

And she had some carpenters there. And the carpenters say, hey, man, going in there. And when I walks in the front door, she hollering in the back, come on back here. Come on back here. I goes in the bedroom, man, and she had a damn nanny on just right here. You kidding? I ain't lying to you. And she said. She said, me and my boyfriend Gavin, we. We fell out, and. And I'm a little drunk today, but I'm all right, you know, I ain't drunk drunk, but I'm all right.

[Turley]

Wait, so she had carpenters there doing some work.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And she had you go back to the back.

[Caller]

They send me all through the house and when I got to the living room, she said, come on back in. Come on back in. So I went on back there, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know.

[Caller]

I say, oh my God. She said, the breakfast be here in a minute. About five minutes later, here come the little shuttle.

[Turley]

Wait, wait. So what were you doing for the five minutes there with her, huh? Were you just chatting with her, talking and sitting there?

[Caller]

My sitting there shaking? Hunter boyfriend just broke up. He could walk in there anytime. You know what I'm saying? He can walk in that house anytime. And I'm back there with his wife, his girlfriend, and she's half naked, you know. And by this time, here come the delivery boy with the taco. She had bought me three big burritos. Then she gave me her credit card. The boy didn't pay the cab. She gave me the pin number. She gave me everything. The cab fare was $67. She told me, get a cabin, $20 tip. I went out there and paid with her credit card. Then I goes back in there. Sit down. You need to sit down. I ate one. I ate one burrito. As I gotta go. She said, you ain't gotta go. When I get dressed, I'm gonna show you the town. I said, no, I gotta go, man. Oh, why didn't you stop? No, no, no, no. Boy, that's a suicide mission, man. I can't do that now. Oh, and I'm telling you, on a scale from one to ten, she was eight and a half.

[Turley]

Oh my God.

[Caller]

I wouldn't lie to you. She's eight and a half.

[Turley]

Just get her out of the house, you know, stick around.

[Caller]

Hey, man, that was surprising right there. That shocked the my. Now I'm a playoff. But that knocked me off my feet right there.

[Turley]

You weren't expecting that?

[Caller]

Oh, heck no, I wasn't expecting that. I'm expecting to walk in that door and somebody throw me some out the front door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

You know, but I'm going back into her bedroom.

[Turley]

Was she a white girl or.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

I'm mean, she live in one of these hot doll ass houses. She even text me to code to get in the gate. I mean, I had everything.

[Turley]

How, what is she, like 30s, 40s?

[Caller]

I say she in her late 30s.

[Turley]

Oh, damn, that's perfect.

[Caller]

That's perfect, man. I'm telling You I had. That's when I had to leave. That's the reason I had to leave. When I left all the way back up, she texted me three times. Did she really text me three times? You doing fine? You ain't sleepy? You ain't tired? No, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. She said the next day time you come back to Carpus, my number's the same and the gate code is going to be the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

You got to set.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to hook up in Corpus.

[Caller]

Hey, man, now that's suicide. That's a suicide mission right there. And I. I don't go on suicide mission no more. But 20 years ago they had to shoot me cuz I wouldn't have I been.

[Bob]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do. Do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was.

[Bob]

She did the one thing I really didn't think about before. And this casts a little doubt on. On, you know, Roy's judgment. He can eat a burrito. He can stay long enough to eat a. A burrito. You know what I mean? Yeah, but nothing to do with the woman.

[JD]

Well, yeah, because eating a burrito, the boyfriend walks in. You don't get, you know, look, if.

[Bob]

The boyfriend walks in, broke up with him. Yeah. If you're there, period. I mean, it doesn't matter if you're eating a burrito or balancing your check.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're guilty.

[Bob]

Yeah, you're guilty.

[JD]

I guess.

[Bob]

So take, you know, take the hit, buy the ticket, take the ride.

[JD]

Roy. But no, as long as you get your clothes on, there's nothing going on. He can hold the paperwork up and go. Look, I'm just here to pick up a car.

[Turley]

That's it, I'm gone.

[JD]

But your clothes are off. The car thing falls apart.

[Bob]

How about if you stand there eating a burrito?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not the Roy that I knew.

[JD]

I know, but he's the smart Roy.

[Turley]

Everybody here in the room. If we weren't married.

[JD]

Weren't married.

[Turley]

Would have. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I mean, would you, Babo? I mean, you're not married. Even so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob]

My maneuver is to get her into a different place. Let's. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why she want right there?

[Bob]

Because it alleviates.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's drunk, she's naked, and you're in her bedroom. Where you want to take her.

[JD]

Yeah. You get that done happening?

[Bob]

Hotel six?

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, why?

[JD]

No. Then you got to get back kind.

[Turley]

Of like his thinking. Because if she's going to show him, that's what she offered to Uncle Roy to show him around town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure, it's on her dime.

[Turley]

What the hell, why not, right?

[JD]

Well, first of all, he doesn't have a car. Oh, I guess they could take it.

[Bob]

Alleviates the probability of something unexpected occurring walking in.

[JD]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or maybe really slick hustler and she's trying to cover a problem with the car.

[JD]

Oh, we didn't even think about that angle.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you never know. I've been screwed every way but Sunday. And I don't mean like Roy was fixing to be. Really?

[Turley]

I didn't think about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, back in the day when there was a lot of hand to hand wholesaling going on. Yes, the auctions weren't very prevalent. The hustle was to get a hot girl and send her around to the used car manager's offices at the dealerships to sell her car. And they would always work. I never did it, but Shane, my old car dealer buddy was telling me about it. Send a girl into the used car manager's office with a gorgeous hot chick.

[JD]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I need to sell my rig. Looks over time and they would say I work for so and so but because the draft had to be make out to that dealer. But it'd work.

[JD]

Lean over the desk. Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

And have hot chicks delivering your cars.

[Bob]

I've seen that. Even just a few years ago.

[Turley]

Well, no, that brings a great point up because givemetheven.com is growing. We're moving to a new office. We're gonna have a reception area. I think it'd probably be wise if we hired somebody like that for the greeting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Don't you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean a lot of these people would never see them. I think we should have them at like Hooters, girls picking up the cars.

[Turley]

But there's some people that bring them to us too sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[Turley]

Just to have for a little presence.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's, it's, you know.

[JD]

Well, speaking of Real Housewives did Bravo, the TV network cast a porn star in the new Real Housewives of Dallas. Her name is Tiffany Hendra. But her, she's known as an actress known as Tiffany Bolton. And you may think, well what, what, you know, what's the tie in here? So they cast her on this show and she's done some things for hotel network Cinemax.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Was in a porno on Cinemax. I was not on a porno.

[JD]

I was in a film that ended up on Cinemax that had some nudity. She's been in some movies called scandalous behavior, 12 hot women and Black Tie Nights.

[Bob]

Oh, I saw that man.

[JD]

And she says, no, these are just. These are just B movies, but actually they show screen captures and they're not B movies, so, you know, basically the Real Housewives of Dallas. I know you're gonna be shocked. Might be all a setup.

[John Clay Wolf]

They may not actually be better than the heavy ones. I like those Cinemax movies better than that.

[JD]

That all you don't like all you can eat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's just too much.

[JD]

So. Yeah. The movie I was in is called Seduction of Innocence. And it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a porn. Seduction. It was not a porn.

[JD]

I was like the. I was the male lead. I was the cop.

[Turley]

Did you have to get naked?

[JD]

No. On another note, happier note.

[Bob]

So why were you credited to a character named Drive Shaft?

[JD]

I was not. My character was Jim Chapman.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is up with the drive through people?

[JD]

Well, here we go again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I. I've been on my road trip this week. I'm driving that damn Toyota Tacoma because I'm selling my truck.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, God, those things suck, by the way. Oh, no, they're loud. The road noise. I felt like I was running up down the road in a tin can.

[Bob]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't know why those things bring so much money.

[Bob]

I got a little SR5.

[JD]

Or you got the big one.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I got the little one.

[Turley]

You used a big truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, road noise. I can't talk on the phone. I had to wear my damn Dr. Dre beats and plug in my phone to talk to people that couldn't hear them. Yes.

[JD]

Maybe it was the tires, because when I had that Ford F150, the certain tires made it really loud.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, you know, so when you're on the road, you go through the fast food places. Sure. And you have fast food leftovers from your last fast food stop. And it might even be from the same brand, different location.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I get my whataburger, the whole stack, and I gather up an old water burger from the day before, the. The bag of trash, and I hand it to him. Because of course, in the fast food lines, the. You ever notice that the trash cans in the fast food lines is passed. It's. They're full. You can't get into the neck every time. It's always full. Why these people don't dump their trash cans is beyond me. So then you get up there and you take it and you're like, here's. Here's yesterday's. And can you throw this away for me? No, we can't do that. I mean, have you never had this happen?

[JD]

Never. Well, I've never tried to give them.

[Bob]

Well, I think it's just a guideline. It's like hands at the buffet, you know, Some things are just not allowed. You can't. You're not allowed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hand you this bag and you throw it in the trash. Why not?

[JD]

What was his name?

[Bob]

Because food passes through that window. Clean, fresh made food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up.

[Bob]

No, really. I mean, why can't you use your hands at the buffet?

[JD]

It may be a health department.

[Bob]

It may be a regulation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, y' all are taking up for the fast food.

[JD]

No, he doesn't know what you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take it up for the man.

[Turley]

Well, they're about to make 15 an hour, so we might need a job soon. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. But he was a jerk about it. I'm like, this is your trash. You gave it to me and I'm giving it back to you.

[JD]

He doesn't know what you've done with that since then. It's a health. It's a health department thing.

[Bob]

I promise.

[John Clay Wolf]

You looped it through the window.

[Bob]

We have actually seen this at my brother's restaurant.

[JD]

No, you did not.

[Bob]

Yes. The man comes to drive through the window. He says, can I throw my trash away? He has large barrels of toxic waste he would like to throw away. Address or. We cannot do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That I understand.

[Bob]

Not unless he pays $150.

[JD]

Did you really throw it through the window?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was in a night.

[JD]

Did you throw it through the window? That's a jerk move.

[Bob]

That's a jerk.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy was a jerk. You weren't there. You weren't there. You weren't there. This guy had attitude. He was all being cocky. I said, why don't you dump out the damn trash can back there so that I could throw it away every time it's full.

[JD]

You are so angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just.

[JD]

You're an angry man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. I'm. I'm in a hurry.

[JD]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I wasn't in a hurry, I wouldn't be in a drive through.

[JD]

I got you.

[Bob]

I'm a trash carrier. I mean, I've always got a sack of something going somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[Bob]

It never occurred to me to put it through a drive through window, though.

[JD]

You were throwing at him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I had it nightly and bundled off the top so things wouldn't like it wouldn't scatter. It's just like a ball, a whataburger ball that was all crumped up real nice.

[Bob]

Don't you go to convenience stores or anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I think that they load us up with all this trash and they should take it back. That's what I think.

[Bob]

I think you should wait until you see a trash can.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if they can't dump out their own trash can, then they're gonna get the three pointer in the head.

[Bob]

You're gonna see a trash can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw a trash can. It's in their drive through. And the damn. You know, because they have the neck on the trash can so you can get through. It's always stuffed full every time. Not sometimes. You have to jam it in there and you get your hand all nasty because ketchup's everywhere. Oh, no, I don't want my hands nasty. Because then I'd ask them for a napkin. They'd say, well, that's 37 cents.

[JD]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brought this up before is I asked for kill. Ask about our sauces.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honey mustard.

[Bob]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Bobbo. God damn it.

[JD]

Oh, boy, here we go.

[Turley]

He's mad.

[Caller]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. They asked me the up deal. Ask us about our sauces.

[JD]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like a honey mustard.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've already paid. Oh, no. With my credit card. Well, that'll be 37 cents.

[JD]

I'm like serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm like that. So it was just rolling and bro. So I just gave it to him. Yeah, I just let him have the trash. So what does Seinfeld do?

[Bob]

Seinfeld. Anytime you go through the drive thru, there's an enclosed space. You can see the fence. You know the dumpster's in there, right? Y may be open, maybe closed, but it's legal. This is not against the rules to just toss your sack over the fence into that area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Into that area. Key word, cuz you don't know if it went in. You don't know if the dumpster's got a lid on it.

[Bob]

It's a designated sack area.

[JD]

Thanks, Jerry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear what you're saying. I shot it over.

[Bob]

You're the three point man. Make the shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been guilty.

[Bob]

It's a designated sack area.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been guilty.

[Bob]

Who are these people throwing sacks in the drive through window?

[JD]

You have lost it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're drive thru car buyer or actually just online.

[Bob]

And you, I swear to God, we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Won'T leave you with any trash. 800. 800 radio is the call the number. Call us during the break. We'll bid your car right now. Or just go to giveme the VIN. Giveme the VIN.com. if I don't beat a carmax offer, I'LL overnight you a check for 100. How about that?