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I was born with a wholesale license and I bid the very first car. I bid the Fords and the Subarus together I'm John Claywolf and I buy the cars I buy the cars that barely start or go I buy cars that wind up in Mexico I've even bought a piece of. I buy the cars, I buy the cars oh, my car bids can make you mad or here's a hobby to make you glad and I'll buy that minivan if you say it's nice I'll bet any old kind of truck Gas or diesel who gives a. I'll sell you, you can buy I can buy if you'll L send the title through the mail I buy the cars that gear has crashed and burn I buy Corvettes and Hyundais Buick loser I'll take that Chevrolet for 175 I buy the cars, I buy the car I buy the cars from your old Uncle John I bought some cars that went to Mexico I'll give 1200 for your pieces. Right. I buy the cars, I buy the cars. I'm the real deal and I buy the car.
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Yeah, Bobby did well on that one.
C
That was awesome.
B
What year was that? Ten.
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Maybe.
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You know, we've been here a while.
C
Six years ago.
B
I know.
C
That long?
D
Oh, longer than that.
B
Really?
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He has. Yeah.
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I. I'll. It'll be 10 years for me in June.
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Yeah.
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You've been on since 06.
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God Falls and Dallas has been since 09. Yeah. It just didn't seem that long. Connie and I were talking about this yesterday because all this things finally blowing up. Everything's finally hooking up.
C
Yeah.
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And I was like, finally. But when I started, it took seven years.
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Have I been doing this? 5. Somebody give me a. What am I what?
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Really?
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I hear you, man. Speaking of funny. So I'm at Clear Channel's office in Dallas on Tuesday. We have radio when I'm meeting you.
C
Yeah.
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I heart media, iheartmedia and your old co host from the show that we're not supposed to talk about.
C
Right.
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They saw me in there two weeks ago.
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The people from the show did.
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Yeah. Okay.
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The rest, smart show guys.
C
Right.
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And. And then Tuesday they saw me again.
C
Okay.
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And Dan walked up to me, he's like, what are you doing here?
C
Did he really? Really.
B
Was he being really weird like that? Yeah, he was like. He said it like that, like a.
C
Little like somebody sent him to do it.
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I don't know.
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Yes. I promise you.
B
What are you doing here?
C
So I don't guess you saw my old friend J.D. around?
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No.
B
And we're supposed to have to get set up for this new format. Yeah, we're gonna start having programming meetings every other Tuesday.
C
Well, then why would they ask? We're on the station.
B
Right. But I want. We're probably switching stations up there. But anyway.
C
Okay.
D
What'd you tell them?
B
I just said, oh, we're working on.
C
Was he being a jerk?
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He was being concerned.
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I mean, there's two different ways. There's like, hey, man, what are you doing on here? Well, there's. What are you doing here?
B
Yeah, just like that.
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What a God.
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Radio snow.
B
Yeah. And we're not here to get your job, dude. That's what I tell you. Yeah, but I was like, oh, we're just working on other. Other cities. We're growing for a little. Our little Saturday show.
C
Yeah.
B
Oh, and he's walked off. It was very awkward.
C
That's just a jerk. That's a jerk move.
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I forgot to tell you about that.
C
But yeah, that was a lot. So I think he's been around someone else.
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When we do this program, it means like Tuesday after next. I think all y' all should come in.
C
Sure.
B
Yeah.
D
Let's do it.
C
I think everybody's sitting paranoid.
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Everybody.
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That's really what happens. Anytime I know, you know, J.D. anytime you see, like, where these radio guys come from, you start seeing radio.
C
People hanging around the building. What's going on? Then you know it's bad.
B
Oh, they do.
D
They hate it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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So it's always, who's it going to be? They don't take time to talk to talent, you know, really, by and large, unless there's a change going on.
C
That's funny, dude. That's funny.
F
In the corporate radio world, you're going.
C
To make them so paranoid.
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The best moment, when, when the guy said you guys are radio people, that one of you has a car business, it's like, finally.
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Oh, there you go. Finally you came to the inside.
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Finally.
C
That's nice.
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It took seven years.
C
Yeah, but.
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But if you add up the years in this room, Baba, how many do you have?
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Oh, man. Since 87.
B
Well, how many years is that? I don't really mess.
F
I mean, but I took like a nine year break.
B
Yeah.
F
So.
B
But you kept like talking into your tape recorder, so.
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Yeah, I do a show everywhere I go. Every. Every job.
B
So in 2016, minus 1987.
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16 plus 30.
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So there's 29. 29. J.D. what about you?
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What year did you. 37 years.
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37. Turley.
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What?
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You're one.
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So 15 years yes.
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Okay. And I'm 10. So hang on. We do the math here. 29 plus 37 plus 25. 91 years.
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Shut the front door.
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So I guess we've got enough to do it clearly. All right.
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It just takes 91 years of experience. And you, too, could be on the radio. You could be a surgeon in 10, 91 combined years.
B
That's a lot.
F
Really. You can't really anymore, J.D. the way that you and I started in this business. No, you can't just find a local hub, sign on and, you know, minimum wage for.
B
But they were. What was. What else was funny is he kept saying, you know, how often do you meet with the PDS at Houston? I'm like, never. And he's like, why? I'm like, I haven't talked to him in years.
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Trust us.
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And he was like, well, exactly, Turley. I was like, well, I used to talk to one of the pds. I used to fight with him about once a quarter, and then he got fired. And really what happened was their. More their afternoon show on ESPN loosened up.
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Yeah.
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And they were like, why do you let the guys on Saturday get away with it but you won't let us do it? He's like, well, they're different. And over time, we helped break the wall down for the guys in the afternoons. And they're doing a show like ours, freeform and funny. And they're scoring number one in the sports radio. Yep. On a weak stick, on a rim shot. Very cool.
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So.
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So it works.
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Yes, it does.
B
But he was like. I just can't believe. He's like. He was like, real specific. When's the last time you talked to the programming department in Houston? I'm like, whenever Dave Tepper got fired. I talked to John once, and that was about it. Yeah. It's like, really? I'm like, really?
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They trust us.
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Yeah. So I guess it's interesting. Let's go.
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Breathe, breathe.
B
So we've got to go to school every two weeks now for a while.
C
That'll wear off.
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Will it? That'll.
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Yeah, that'll wear off.
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There's only so much you can say when.
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When you're new. They've got to put their hand on it. They got to feel like they're doing something. So after a while they'll go, whoa, okay, hands off.
B
We got. When we change the format of the show, though, there's going to be a song break in it for a lot of stations. So on the sports radio station, I. I need to talk to Gal, because we're going to need an intern or somebody doing a three minute sports segment.
C
Oh, that'd be cool.
D
Unless I don't know if we want an intern. You probably want somebody with some chops.
B
I don't care. They do it. They handle on their end. We're coming off satellite but they're going to follow this clock. So how long are sports that. How long are sports center segments normally?
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A minute, but you can go two minutes easily.
B
How long are songs two, two, two, three to four?
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Three and a half. Four.
B
Yeah, it's going to be interesting. Yeah, there's going to be somebody that's going to have to jump in and do the fill ins because I was like the sports clock won't line up with this FM music rock clock. We're actually now we're on Nash F country station and they want us to go on a country station in San Antonio.
D
All the networks are going to have to do a little work to make sure those songs they basically have, let's say five minutes.
B
I think we send out a clock every week with a suggested playlist that already locks in the times and they can follow it or they can change it if they want to change it.
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Sure.
D
Thanks. Give me some more work. It's fine. Here's what I think we can do.
B
Well, I'd love to get control of the playlist and they don't want to give it to me. Son of a bitches. And if you lay it out there for them suggested then they'll be lazy and just take what you gave them because you already did all the back timing on it. Sure, yeah, we'll figure it out.
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Michael did all the work.
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We. You like the Wii?
C
Yeah, I like that Wii.
F
Yeah, you just clock it man. You do it with available windows. Start stop times.
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Hey baba, you want to take the job?
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I don't know. What does it pay?
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Green hair is raising her hand. She wants to do it.
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She probably could. I. That's the kind of thing I screw up, dude.
B
Oh, that's great.
F
No, I mean like anything important. Yeah.
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Hey Bobbo. I wouldn't say that on my next job interview.
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This ain't no interview, Jack.
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Launching the space shutt. That's the kind of thing I screw up.
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But when we start in D.C. on DC 101.
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Yeah, where's that?
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Washington D.C. oh, okay. So then our 8:00 clock here will be 9:00 clock there obviously.
C
Right.
B
That's not confirmed, but it's sounds pretty solid. Okay. Anyway, things are. Things are fixing to change. It Sounds like in a good way. Sounds like somebody just sent me a damn email off of our website, which was nice.
C
What it say?
D
What's the website?
B
I can't give me the vin.com, but there's an email jcw button on there. It says, john, really enjoy the show. And like what you're doing, the show just keeps getting better and better, Gabriel. Thanks, Gabe. Why is it getting better? It's the same crap we've been doing for stop. For years.
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Don't tell everybody that it gets better.
C
I mean, Bobble's joined us. Yes, rejoined us.
B
Rejoined us.
C
This is slicker. This is more fun. We're relaxing. You're relaxing a little bit, too, now that we've been on a few weeks on that station up in North Texas.
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See that right there, J.D. that thing you do when you say, I joined us and I rejoined us.
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Right.
F
You're trying to make me sound shifty, man.
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Oh, no, no, I'm not at all.
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Yes, you did.
B
Yes.
C
You on this show before me. And then you took some time off to be by yourself first.
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You make me sound shifty.
C
I didn't do that.
F
You got your dog. You're sicking your dog on everybody that walks in the door.
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My dog is on the couch just asleep.
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You're like.
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You got a seasonal mood thing that goes on, don't you?
C
No. Seasonal mood.
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Can't stand the weather. Can't stand the stormy weather.
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Hey, I want to put a plug out. Oil field trucks. People that have fleets in this environment that are having to sell off their fleets. We buy fleets. We buy oil field trucks. Go to givemetheven.com and just load it in there and in the notes put, I've got 72 more of these or something like it. And we'll get an Excel list from you. We'll put a different buyer on it and work the whole thing. So we bought 48 the other day from a group and, yeah, we. There's a lot of oil field trucks in the system.
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I bet there are.
B
Now. What's going on in politics? I need my update. I've been working so much, I haven't been watching the news.
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It's been a slow week.
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Yeah, it's like they've all settled down a little bit.
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Democrats are going at it a little bit, but the Republicans have kind of just. Donald's all of a sudden decided, you know what, Maybe I shouldn't talk anymore. He actually has a new campaign manager that's taken over. Not manager, but a handler.
B
Yes.
D
Some suggestions he's taking way up.
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He's tightened it way up. Now he's still sending these goofy bimbos out to every talking head show that's on the air. You know, his little female troops. Right. Bernie Sanders had a meeting with the Pope.
B
What did that go well?
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It seems to have gone really well.
B
I'll tell you what Pope, the, the Pope, he's Jewish and the Pope is Catholic.
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Yeah, that's true.
B
So wonder why they got a lot.
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But the current Pope, I mean, this, this Pope is more or less kind of leaning towards some semblance of gay rights. He's all about wealth inequality. You know, does being a steward of the earth, you know, taking care of the earth. He's a very liberal Democrat sounding Pope.
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Does anybody think Bernie has a chance.
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And he likes Bernie?
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Anybody?
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No, I don't know.
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But the only thing is there's so much backlash against Hillary.
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Yeah, that's my point.
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I mean, conservative people don't seem to hate Bernie. They just don't like the word socialist. That's their main problem with Bernie.
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Can you see him as the President of the United States?
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But ask him what they think about.
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Hillary, they'll go off.
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Yeah, I mean, unlikeability, scale.
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Who wins that huge Hillary I don't like.
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Hillary wins the likability.
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We're on in Houston. A lot of cruise supporters in Houston.
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I don't care. That's my opinion.
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No, I know, but come on over, Trumpy. Wouldn't you take cruise over Trump?
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God, that's so hard. I'm not sure I couldn't.
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Just for pure entertainment value, Trump wins.
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Well, that's true, but it just doesn't cruise make your skin kind of move.
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A lot of politicians.
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He's an evangelistic attorney.
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At least he's got experience in life.
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Well, politics negative, in my opinion. I think that's what's going on here. The pendulum that got pulled back eight years ago is being just swinging the other way ridiculously to the point of its payback time.
B
Yeah, yeah. I think a lot of attitude. That's all it is.
D
So you're saying white people are angry, JD Is that what you're saying?
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I'm not saying it.
B
Everybody else, white people that voted for Brock.
C
A lot, A lot.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Grand Dragon.
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I did not say that.
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I think our moors, I think our moors are stretching though. And we're finding that we're just the same we used to be.
B
Where are you bringing those cars from?
D
No, no, he's. That's our, that's the Painter.
B
Thanks, thanks, thanks.
F
You have the Kennedys, right?
C
Yeah.
F
And they're kind of considered an elite class, 60s and 70s. So CNN does family round tables, right. You see Trump's, you see elitist. Then they do the Cruz family the next day. Well, do you prefer elitist or wannabe elitist?
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You know, I prefer going to commercial break because the red light's blinking at me and it's time to go.
C
Okay.
F
We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. Brought to you by givemetheven.com.
B
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show. You know what we haven't done much of today? We haven't really bid many cars.
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Lightning round.
B
We haven't done a lightning round in forever.
D
Good lord.
B
We could do a lightning round, but we'd have to stack the phones back up.
F
It's the lightning round.
D
I think I still have.
B
So we have. We have a gazillion phone lines open.
C
Okay.
B
And I would like to take a bunch of calls real fast in this next segment. We've got nine minutes left.
D
So you just want to show off, right? Is that what you're doing?
B
Yeah, I just want to show off. Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is how you remember. Look at your cell phone. 800-800-7234. Year, make, model, miles and call off the city you're in so we know where we're gonna get it. Give us a shout out to your city. Amarillo, in, in surrounding Borger. I mean, the station run up there has a big throw. Wichita Falls. All you guys around Wichita Falls, Vernon, Abilene, Sweetwater, Lafayette, Lake Charles, all of Houston and all surrounding Beaumont. 800-800-7234. And I'm gonna bid your car to buy it.
D
For real?
B
For reals, for real. So start calling in now. Load the phones up. They'll take your info. Load it up, get it to my queue, and I'm gonna bid cars. And we'll start it just like this. Shane, good morning. You're on the air.
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Hey, how's it going?
B
Good. 13 Passat with 41. Is it a five cylinder or four cylinder or six cylinder? Five cylinder, five cylinder. Is it an SE? SEL. SEL Premium or a Wolfsburg or an S?
E
It is an SE.
B
Okay. There's an S and se. So it has alloy wheels.
C
Yes.
B
Sunroof or no sunroof?
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No Sunroof.
B
No sunroof. Cloth or leather?
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Cloth.
B
41,000 miles. This is the way they equip the rental cars. And they're bringing about nine grand. Let me see what this says. Hang on. I'd give 10 if it's nice. What color is it?
E
10 silver.
B
10'S fine. I already said it. I'll give 10 with clean Carfax. Next. Daniel. Springtown, Texas. Good morning. That other guy was from Lafayette, Louisiana. Oh, five vet was 60. Is it a convertible or a hard top? Convertible. Convertible. What color? Black. Black. Automatic or stick?
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Stick.
B
Average Rough or clean?
E
Let's go with average.
B
First year of the new body style. Convertible. Has it turned 60,000 yet or is it still 59? 8. 59. 8.
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98.
B
There you go. Okay, so let's hold it under the 60 because it brings more money. So I will give 18 grand in the 50s and 17 grand if you let it turn 60. Actually, let's do it like this. 19 grand in the 50s and 18 grand in the 60s on a 0511 year old vet with 59,000 miles. Got it? Yep.
E
That's a lot more than I was expecting.
B
Do I own it? Do I own it? Is it mine?
E
It's yours.
B
Okay, well go to, give me the. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and said y' all bought it. 800800 radio. 800800 7234. Daniel in Houston. 16 Silverado. Which one?
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What's that?
B
What? What kind of Silverado do have you got? Is IT crew cab, four wheel drive Z71. Crew cab, LT LTZ. High Country. It's the LT LT. Leather roof and nav. Yes, leather sunroof. And factory navigation.
E
It does not. It has a navigation. It does not have a sunroof.
B
Okay, what color? Black. Black.
E
Black leather.
B
And it's a four wheel drive Z71. Yeah. How many miles? 11. 11,000 big wheels. 18s. 20s or 22s.
E
Got 18s with. I did change out the wheels.
B
35 grand. 35 grand. Who's this and where are you calling from?
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Hey, this is Heath. I'm calling from Archer City.
B
Okay, Archer City. Heath, I spent some time up down there near them parts. What you got?
E
I got a 2012 Ford Explorer Limited edition.
B
Okay. Does it have a factory sunroof?
E
Got sunroof, moonroof, gps, leather seats.
B
What color? What? What? How many miles? If you're in Archer City, it's got to have like 80 on it because you have to drive 100 miles.
E
It's got 89.47 on it.
B
I lived up there too long. Everybody drives their ass off up there. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in now to get in line. I'm bidding these cars. I think it's worth 15 grand. I mean, what did you think was worth with 90,000 miles?
E
I don't know.
B
Okay. What do you owe? 18 or 20?
E
A little over 20.
B
Yeah. It's the miles, man. That's what's tough about.
F
I know.
E
It's the miles got me back.
B
It's tough living in the country because you drive 100 miles a day or 200 miles a day, and it just wax them up, screws the values. 800, 800 radio David in Lafayette, Louisiana.
E
Yes, sir, good morning.
B
You're not going to like my number because the miles are so high. Let me preface it with that. All right. 03 Yukon. Is it leather or cloth?
E
Leather.
B
Leather. Average, rough or clean?
E
I'm sorry?
B
Average. Rough or clean condition?
E
It's average.
B
Does it have quad buckets or the center bench? Okay. Four wheel drive or two?
E
Two.
B
Any check? Engine lights on. Is the instrument cluster broken? A lot of them break on the tachometer?
E
It was, but I had it repaired.
B
Right. They all break. It's so weird. I hate. I hate to do this to you. It's gonna make you nothing but mad, but it's 1500 bucks.
E
Okay? Yeah. I was just trying to get an idea. I was gonna trade it in soon, kind of get an idea. What would it be?
B
Well, if you take my money, then you've got more negotiating power. When you go to trade it, when you go to buy that. That's one thing for sure. We've learned that with our listeners is they like selling them to us so that the dealer can't, you know, offer you five and seven hundred and then a thousand. You just already have your fifteen hundred and you go in and there's no trade.
E
Right. Okay, that's great.
B
So go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell it. Loaded up. We'll do it. Bam. Brett, put that one on hold. I'm taking it now. Bam. 800-800-Radio. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello?
E
Hi.
B
Yes. Where are you calling from?
E
Houston.
B
Houston. Okay. What you got?
E
I got a 535.
B
What year?
E
2007.
B
How many miles?
E
134. 134,760.
B
Average rough or clean?
C
Average.
B
What color? Black. It's four to five grand. Five grand? If it's a nice, nice, nice one. Four if it's like the rest of them. Okay, that's the money. The miles, maybe 45, right? Right between those two points. Hold please. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. Brit. 800, 800 radio Mike. Good morning. Where are you calling from?
E
Vernon.
B
Vernon. Had to have one out of Vernon. You remember me?
E
I don't know. I haven't been here long.
B
Okay. I was the Ford and Dodge dealer up there for 10 years.
E
Okay, I know who you are.
B
Vernon Auto Group. Yep. What you got?
E
Yeah, I got a 2004 Silverado sport cab.
B
Okay. How much? How many miles it's got?
E
120, I think.
B
120. It's got to be worth seven or eight grand. Go to givethe vin.com and load it up. And if you see Dan Gomillion up there, tell him I still think he's gay. Thanks. 800, 800 radio. Just gonna give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. The VIN. Give me the VI N DOT. We will be back right here next Saturday morning, 9 o'. Clock. See you then. And we're buying cars all day long and all week long. Give me the VIN.com.
Episode #39 – Hour 3 – Aired February 12, 2026
This hour of The John Clay Wolfe Show centers around radio industry changes, behind-the-scenes stories, crew chemistry, political banter, and – true to the show's roots – a lively, fast-paced “lightning round” of live car bids from listeners across Texas and Louisiana. The episode encapsulates the team’s blend of irreverent humor, industry know-how, and off-the-cuff commentary on music, radio, politics, and cars.
(00:16 - 07:51)
John opens with a comedic parody song:
"I was born with a wholesale license and I bid the very first car… I buy the cars that wind up in Mexico…" (00:16)
The team discusses their long history in radio, with anecdotes about how long each member has been in the business and how their roles have evolved.
Discussion about radio station politics: awkward encounters at iHeartMedia/Clear Channel offices, switching stations, the paranoia that surrounds staff whenever format changes or meetings are announced.
"Anytime you see, like, where these radio guys come from, you start seeing radio people hanging around the building. What's going on? Then you know it's bad."
— D (05:04)
The crew totals their combined radio experience:
"29 plus 37 plus 25. 91 years." — B (06:12)
"It just takes 91 years of experience. And you, too, could be on the radio." — C (06:27)
(07:52 - 10:18)
Changes underway in program scheduling and syndication, including adapting their talk format for other genres (sports, country).
Debating the logistics of integrating a sports update or music breaks for new stations; some crew show reluctance, others poke fun at the complexity.
John notes possible expansion to D.C.'s DC 101 and a new clock for timing segments, as well as the evolving, freer style of their broadcast.
"I'd love to get control of the playlist and they don't want to give it to me. Son of a bitches." — B (09:16)
(10:19 - 11:47)
(11:48 - 14:57)
Quick takes on the week’s political news — Trump’s new "handler", Bernie Sanders meeting the Pope, Democratic & Republican campaign frustrations.
The group debates the likability of Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders, with commentary on party backlash and character perceptions.
Jokes about the "angry white people" narrative and the political pendulum swinging.
"[Bernie Sanders] had a meeting with the Pope." — F (12:27)
"I mean, conservative people don't seem to hate Bernie. They just don't like the word socialist." — F (13:09)
Crew riffs on the Kennedy, Trump, and Cruz families as examples of "elites" vs. "wannabe elites."
(15:22 - 23:20+)
John launches a rapid-fire listener call-in segment where he live-appraises cars for sellers from Texas and Louisiana — the show’s core activity.
Memorable Calls/Bids:
"I'd give $10k if it’s nice. What color is it?" — B (17:01)
"I will give $19 grand in the 50s and $18 grand in the 60s…" — B (18:04)
"35 grand." — B (19:26)
"I think it's worth $15 grand… What do you owe, $18 or $20k?" — B (20:18)
"It's gonna make you nothing but mad, but it's $1500 bucks." — B (21:18)
"Four to five grand. Five if it's a nice, nice, nice one." — B (22:23)
"It's got to be worth seven or eight grand." — B (23:20)
John gives candid advice and commentary on wholesale value realities versus what owners hope for, especially the toll country driving takes on vehicle value.
Crew interjects playful teasing and local color throughout the segment.
| Timestamp | Segment & Content | |-----------|--------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:16 | Opening: John’s “I Buy the Cars” parody song | | 02:38-06:36 | Crew reminisces about years in radio, the radio industry | | 06:38-10:18 | New formats, expansion, and logistics of syndicated shows | | 10:19-11:47 | Listener feedback, show chemistry, oil field truck pitches | | 11:48-14:57 | 2016 political scene banter, Hillary vs Bernie vs Trump | | 15:22-23:20+| Lightning round: Live car bids from callers across states |
This hour encapsulates the JCW Show’s unique blend of car market mastery, radio business war stories, and biting humor. Highlights include honest industry talk, crew camaraderie, spontaneous listener interactions, and unfiltered thoughts on U.S. politics. For car sellers, the "lightning round" offers genuine, practical car valuations delivered in real-time, peppered with insider advice. Radio aficionados and casual listeners alike get an engaging glimpse into the behind-the-scenes workings of American syndicated radio.