#43 John Clay Wolfe Show 4-30-16 Hour 1

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #43, Hour 1 (April 30, 2016)

Date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Guests/Co-Hosts: Turley, Bobbo, Debbie Sexton (filling in for J.D. Ryan)
Theme: Irreverent morning radio with cars, music, drugs, festival talk, and wild stories

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Episode Overview

This lively, irreverent episode of the John Clay Wolfe Show covers everything from music festivals and drug tales to skydiving, car buying, wild listener calls, and pop culture. Mixing car-industry chatter with outrageous personal stories and satirical takes on current events, the team (with Debbie Sexton sitting in) delivers a quintessential “no rules except the FCC’s” rock ‘n’ roll morning. Along the way, we get hilarious debates about music festivals, acid trips, car deals, Trump climbing walls, nude restaurants, NFL drama, and a show highlight: a (comedic) interview with new Dolphins draft pick Laremy Tunsil about his gas mask scandal.

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Key Discussion Topics & Segments

1. Edge Fest, Rock Festivals, and Generational Shifts

Timestamps: 00:47 – 06:18

• John and crew reminisce about Edge Fest—past headliners (Weezer, Jane’s Addiction, Cage the Elephant, The 1975), number of festivals, changing crowds.
• Quote:
  “It’s huge. It’s happening. It’s ginormous.” – John (01:48)
• Discussion on current music festival culture versus the 90s/80s (Texas Jam), and how the crowd, bands, and “drug of choice” have evolved.
• Ecstasy vs. old-school weed/acid; sharing funny and surreal drug stories (tree talking, accidental acid dosing).
• Quote:
  “I talked to a tree once, which I would not have done on principle. But the tree spoke to me first, okay, so… Trees are old wise.” – Bobbo (03:34)

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2. Sex, Rock, and Band Shenanigans

Timestamps: 05:01 – 06:18

• Comedic rivalry between Suzy Schnapper and Debbie, trading wild stories about the Black Crowes, Soundgarden, and rock-star debauchery.
• Quote:
  “I was their little Suzy Snapper sandwich. Here comes Debbie. All curtsy, all shaky. Stole my left Robinson for about an hour and a half. It’s okay. I got him back on the bus, girl.” – Suzy Schnapper (05:49)
• Over-the-top stories about groupie antics, still can’t walk right after Soundgarden (“They stay in town a long time!”).

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3. Bizarre News & The Prince/Elvis Fiction

Timestamps: 07:06 – 12:52

• Announcing local car dealership promos and ongoing inside jokes about sponsorships and golf outings.
• Introduction to Wallace Edwards and his rock ‘n’ roll conspiracy stories.
• Segment Highlight: An elaborate (fictional) tale about Prince being Elvis Presley’s love child, featuring hilarious invented details:
  • Elvis’ “affair” with a Minneapolis server leading to Prince’s birth.
  • Colonel Tom Parker’s cover-up, “regular monthly payments,” and Prince’s “funky motor scooter” abilities.
• Quote:
  “By November, Shaw had contacted Elvis’ manager Colonel Tom Parker… Elvis never learned about the small, strangely charismatic, uber talented baby boy born on June 7th of 1958…” – Wallace Edwards (09:00)

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4. John’s Sinking (Party) Boat

Timestamps: 13:08 – 16:29

• John recounts the saga of his recently purchased 30’ Sea Ray boat: it was stolen, then found sinking, with stilettos and women’s underwear aboard. Wild speculation about lake people’s hard-partying ways and “blow-up dolls flying like a flag.”
• Quote:
  “There’s a stiletto heel hanging off the windshield and women’s undergarments in the bottom.” – John (14:45)
• Hilarity ensues as co-hosts theorize about muddy parties, insurance bills, and the subculture of “lake people” (“blow up doll … whistles when you go fast!”).

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5. Rock Parenting and JD’s Absence

Timestamps: 17:31 – 18:41

• Anecdote: John’s friend made sure all his kids went to a Slayer concert by age five—new definition of “family values.”
• On-air banter about J.D. Ryan’s “sudden disappearance” (framed as him “coming out” and heading to swinger/homo camp)—Debbie jokes about maybe being JD “after a sex change.”

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6. Edge Fest/BFD Lineups & Car Biz

Timestamps: 19:32 – 21:13

• More music fest details: official lineups for Edge Fest (Cage the Elephant, The 1975), the Eagle’s BFD fest (Shinedown, 6AM, Drowning Pool, Collective Soul).
• Tickets just “$9.71 for lawn seats—come on stoners you can afford that.” – Debbie (20:15)
• Reminder to listeners: “We buy cars on-air—call with year, make, model, miles!”

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7. Skydiving Superstitions & Whistling Taboos

Timestamps: 21:15 – 22:37

• Hilarious story: Skydiving instructor insisted Bobbo’s girlfriend wear a tampon while jumping to avoid “whistling all the way down.”
• Quote:
  “If ladies don’t wear one when they skydive, all the way down, they whistle like a Texas Twister.” – Bobbo (22:13)
• Double entendres fly; crew in stitches over “arthouse” explanations.

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8. Cowboys, NFL Draft, Manziel Troubles

Timestamps: 22:47 – 25:56

• Cowboys draft picks broken down (Zeke Elliott = “beast”, Jalen Smith = “head scratcher” due to injury).
• On Johnny Manziel: indicted by grand jury, now drinking at a bar in Cleveland during the draft.
• Quote:
  “He literally said that. Now he’s making excuses. He’s moved on to that next level. Now it’s denial. So he’s making progress.” – Bobbo (24:18)
• Discussion on grand jury process—call-ins from listeners explain post-indictment legal steps.

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9. Car Deals and Listeners Call In

Timestamps: 45:09 – 51:49

• Multiple on-air car bids and detailed info on how to get top dollar for listener vehicles.
• Wild, real-life stories: from the guy who painted his car for the show (meth-induced), to a fancy car worth more in Houston.
• Advice: always get a bid from CarMax; if GiveMeTheVIN can’t beat it, “we’ll send you $100.”

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10. NFL: The Laremy Tunsil Gas Mask Scandal

Timestamps: 38:38 – 43:37

• Segment Highlight: Mock interview with “Laremy Tunsil” after his infamous gas mask weed-smoking tweet dropped his draft stock.
• Satirical story: Tunsil claims it was “make and shake” (rosemary, parsley, cigar, and marijuana), not just weed; blames Johnny Manziel (who “knew his Twitter password”) for releasing the tweet. “Password now is ‘dope’.”
• Quote:
  “Don’t ever judge the book by its cover… The password now is dope.” – “Tunsil” (43:26, 43:28)

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11. Nude Restaurants, Naked Gardening, and Debauchery

Timestamps: 59:15 – 61:53

• The news: A “clothing optional” restaurant opening in London gets the crew riffing on the perils of naked fine dining.
• World Naked Gardening Day approaches; hilariously graphic descriptions of what can go wrong with nudity in communal spaces.
• Quote:
  “On the menu is there clam chowder or sausage?” – Debbie (61:11)

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12. Music Banter, Local Celebrity Debbie, and Houston Expansion

Timestamps: 31:06 – 33:46

• Show updates: moving to The Buzz in Houston, “mainstream rock” format debate, difference between Dallas and Houston radio scenes.
• John introduces Debbie Sexton as a champion of the local music scene (“Tara Harper for rock guys that are fixing to get smoked at the vet clinic.” – 33:38).

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13. Final Car Bids, Listener Stories, and Classic One-Liners

Timestamps: 62:00 – End (~70:00)

• Rapid-fire car appraisals on-air: trucks, Denalis, Corvettes, Prowlers, and more.
• Nostalgic reunion with a listener who swapped a LASIK surgery for a car years ago—John’s never gotten the eye surgery, even though prepaid!
• Quirky “dealer logic” on high-line cars getting devalued by minor dents; John laments not wanting to “drive or touch” his own inventory (“like a pimp who doesn’t touch the girls”).

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Notable Quotes and Highlights

• “Trees are old wise.” – Bobbo on acid trips (03:34)
• “You just go to givemetheven.com. If I don’t beat CarMax, I’ll send you $100.” – John (47:07)
• “That’s serious rock and roll—my kids are going to a Slayer concert by age five.” – John (18:01)
• “If ladies don’t wear one [a tampon] when they skydive, all the way down, they whistle like a Texas Twister.” – Bobbo (22:13)
• “Password now is dope.” – “Laremy Tunsil” (43:28)
• “I’m just not interested in fondling the women…I don’t test drive the material.” – John (55:06)
• “On the menu is there clam chowder or sausage?” – Debbie (61:11)

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Episode Timestamps At-a-Glance

• 00:47 – Festival memories, drugs, and music talk
• 03:34 – Acid stories
• 05:49 – Suzy Schnapper’s band tales
• 09:00 – Wallace’s fictitious Prince/Elvis origin story
• 14:45 – John’s boat stolen, found sunk with evidence of wild partying
• 21:15 – Skydiving whistling myth
• 22:47 – Dallas Cowboys draft breakdown
• 24:00 – Johnny Manziel indictment, legal call-ins
• 38:38 – Laremy Tunsil gas mask scandal (satirical interview)
• 47:07 – CarMax challenge explained
• 59:15 – News: Nude restaurant, Naked Gardening Day
• 62:00 – On-air car deals, listener call-ins

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Tone and Language

• Authentic, raunchy, fast-paced banter
• Satirical humor with equal parts irreverence and self-deprecation
• Openly conversational, “anything goes” aside from FCC restrictions
• Occasional crude jokes but always with an undercurrent of irony

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For New Listeners: What to Take Away

• The John Clay Wolfe Show is a wild blend of car buying, classic rock radio, personal confessions, listener interaction, and over-the-top comedy—never taking itself too seriously.
• Tune in for outlandish festival tales, mock rock conspiracies, satirical takes on real headlines, outrageous call-ins, and the best lesson in how to get top dollar for your car (“call us, or go get a Carmax bid first, then we’ll beat it!”).
• You’ll also get honest, hilarious slices of Texas life—from “lake people” and “rock chicks” to music biz and NFL shenanigans.

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Listen for:

• Insane acid stories, festival nostalgia
• Legendary “love child” rock stories (Prince & Elvis)
• Real-life car drama and on-air appraisals
• The infamous “gas mask” NFL draft scandal
• Unfiltered fun with naked restaurants, controversy, and more

Call-in Line: 800-800-7234
Web: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Transcript

[A]

Foreign.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolfe.

[A]

The last big Edge Fest I was at, these guys were the headliner. Were you there, Turley?

[C]

Not that one, no.

[A]

How many have you been to? 2.

[C]

The last one was three years ago with Weezer, maybe four years ago and Jane's Addiction. It was awesome.

[A]

How many have they had? 20. A lot. A whole bunch right up.

[D]

They started in 94 or something, didn't they?

[A]

Debbie, how many have we had?

[E]

Oh, man, I don't know.

[A]

It's like number 34.

[E]

Yeah, no, it's. I think it's 33.

[A]

33. Good morning, Debbie.

[E]

Good morning.

[A]

Who's Debbie? Debbie's. Debbie's just a fill in. She's just around. Nobody's ever heard of her. Nobody knows her?

[E]

No.

[A]

Not on this station anymore.

[C]

No, of course not.

[A]

So are you going to Edge Fest today?

[E]

I am.

[A]

What's the story? What time does it start? Who's.

[E]

Who's the big band at noon? Cage the Elephant.

[C]

Oh, they're good. I like them.

[E]

Yeah. And the 1975 tons, it's huge.

[A]

It's huge. It's happening. It's ginormous. Where is it the Frisco deal?

[E]

Toyota Stadium?

[C]

Yeah, it's the Frisco deal.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah, you know, the big one.

[A]

I'm from Fort Worth, man. I don't get over there much.

[E]

It's a big deal, man. I mean, we put a lot into it.

[A]

What time does it end?

[E]

Probably about 10.

[A]

Charlie, you went to one a couple years ago. Was it. It was late. The Weezer one?

[C]

Yeah, it was done like 11 o' clock or something. Because there's a lot of bands.

[A]

Is it the same crowd as it was when I was in high school? Means it's the same age group.

[C]

Well, depends.

[A]

On what?

[C]

The bands. When I went it was Weezer and Jane's Addiction was kind of more my age group. But 1975 is a young band.

[E]

Yeah, I love them though. They're great.

[C]

He's kind of weird. I don't know if he's. Is he straight? I mean, do you know?

[A]

So, Baba, what's the difference, Baba? What's the difference between Edge Fest and the Texas Jam?

[D]

It's the same kind of deal, man. I mean, it's a rock festival. Because it's not over when the bands stop playing, is the thing. It's. I mean, it's not just A show and it's an adventure.

[A]

What is the drug of choice these days?

[D]

Yeah, I would say ecstasy.

[A]

Well, that's this drug of choice those days. I mean, especially when these guys were.

[D]

Playing for you rich guys.

[A]

The 92, 3, 4 Edge Fest. Everybody was skits down on X. You don't. It's the same thing.

[D]

No, back in Texas jam like 79.

[A]

Yeah know.

[D]

There was no ecstasy. What was there that I was aware.

[E]

Of a lot of weed drop.

[A]

Have you ever, Bob, have you ever dropped acid?

[D]

Have I ever? That's a funny question.

[A]

When was the last time you dropped.

[D]

Acid as he was John? Oh, forever maybe 94.

[A]

Did you get out of your body or could you control yourself?

[D]

Dude, listen, I've had some funny experiences in my life, okay? I talked to a tree once, which I would not have done on principle. But the tree spoke to me first, okay, so. And I learned a lot from that conversation. Trees are old wise.

[A]

Deb, have you ever done acid?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

What's it like?

[E]

Well, it was slipped to me.

[D]

Oh, no.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Snuck it up on you.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

God, a mighty damn.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

So things started melting.

[A]

Really?

[E]

Yeah, and it. It was scary.

[A]

How long ago?

[E]

I guess two weeks. No, no, no. This was like 87.

[D]

March 17th.

[A]

Did anyone tell you what they did?

[E]

Well, obviously I was like. Well, because everyone thought it would be a good idea if I drove because I was drinking. You gotta remember this was in the 80s and so everyone was tripping on acid. And so someone slipped it in my drink. It was awful.

[A]

When, I mean like when you realized that you were high on acid. Did anybody tap, tap, tap on your shoulders? By the way, that's acid that's screwing with you.

[E]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Okay, that's nice.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

You didn't think you were dying of brain hemorrhage or something?

[E]

No, it was weird. You have to just let go.

[A]

Was that it? I mean, did it scare you?

[E]

Yeah. After that I was like, forget it. I'll be the designated driver.

[D]

Yeah, it's funny, guys. You know, back in my day, we used to eat that stuff like Tic Tacs, man.

[A]

Oh, Susie Schnapper.

[D]

Yeah, just put it down Susie's back. It's not going to hurt you.

[A]

Susie. Susie, have you done acid this week? What are you gonna do for Edgefest?

[D]

This is real acid too, man. I mean, I have seen fire split the sky like a sheet. Just getting down on that. Just getting down on it. Keep full of orange juice. I always make it go.

[A]

You know, I was.

[D]

Hey, Debbie.

[A]

I was afraid when you Came.

[F]

How's it going?

[E]

Good.

[D]

I've seen you in a while, darling. Sweetheart. Looking good. You go, girl.

[E]

Thank you, darling.

[D]

That's my girlfriend.

[A]

I was afraid when Debbie came on the air today, Susie Snapper would get jealous and just pop in.

[D]

Now we're friends. Now what?

[A]

What do you mean, now?

[D]

We did have some trouble back in the 90s.

[A]

Well, you. You rock radio chicks.

[G]

What?

[A]

What kind of trouble could y' all get into?

[D]

You remember the Black Crows came to town?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

This would have been like 91 was. Robinson boys. I had both Robinson boys. Or my boys.

[E]

Well, you wouldn't share.

[D]

Robinson on the left, Robinson on the right. I was their little Suzy Snapper sandwich. Here comes Debbie. All curtsy, all shaky. Stole my left Robinson for about an hour and a half. It's okay. I got him back on the bus, girl.

[E]

Yeah, she did. It's very selfish. Although Soundgarden was a good time.

[D]

Oh, God, we were both screwing like hounds. Yeah, for weeks.

[E]

I still can't walk right.

[D]

Soundgarden. You know Soundgarden doesn't cheer that. They stay in town a long time.

[E]

Delon chains, too.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Yes, we're live. We've got Debbie Sexon here in the studio with us. Bobbo JD Is on vacay this week. My name is John Clay Wolf. I know.

[D]

I'm heartbroken, dude. What happened?

[A]

Turley is still the producer.

[C]

Yo, yo.

[A]

800-800-7234 is the call in number I want to get. How much more time left in the seg?

[C]

You got ten minutes.

[A]

Ten minutes. Damn, Don let that happen. What's wrong?

[D]

It's like a whole world of time.

[A]

Wallace Edwards is as. As we left last week and promised. Wallace Edwards has a story about an early Prince Elvis. And we need to get into that. I'm all down for getting into that right now.

[D]

I want to apologize if I ran you a little late, John.

[C]

Oh, here's Wallace now.

[D]

I was with Charlie Evans over at Vandergriff Honda and Toyota. Oh, yeah, yeah, they're having a little Saturday sale.

[A]

Yeah, you are always such a. Such a plug for the car dealers.

[D]

Right? And I've got a really hurry, too. I've got to meet Chaz Gilmore. Grapevine Ford.

[A]

I know Chaz. Do you think you're better friends with Chaz than I am?

[D]

Yeah. We're going to go golfing with Mike Bros. And at the all new Crest Cadillac Infinity Plano. Go check out their new facility. Really nice.

[A]

Wallace Edwards, he just never can come out of character. What we say. Mike?

[C]

Yeah. You might want to tell Debbie about Wallace. She's probably not familiar with Wallace.

[A]

We'll let Wallace do his deal and then I'll explain afterwards. How about that? Okay. So Wallace, you've got a story about us with the. With Prince. I mean, a memorial, a tribute back to Princess. We did the whole Kelly Clarkson as the love child of Prince after he played the western place in Burleson, Texas back in winter of 79.

[D]

And it's only fitting because Prince was a love child himself.

[A]

Well, that's what people did not know. So if you didn't tune in last week, Prince played a honky tonk in Burleson in 79. Serious deals in the. In the Star Telegram. And then what was the guy's name that he banged?

[C]

Corn something.

[A]

Candy Corn.

[D]

Candy Corn.

[A]

Candy Corn?

[C]

For real?

[E]

No way.

[A]

Yes. No real. It's all in the papers. Dallas Morning News and start Telegram. And then at the end of that, he went on to do his tour and Candy had a child. And it was. It was the first mixed breed child in Johnson County. Is that right, Wallace?

[D]

But promiscuity goes a long way in family bloodlines, John.

[A]

So long story short, Debbie Kelly Clarkson from Burleson, Texas is the illegitimate love child of Candy Corn and Prince. And that makes all sense with her big voice and her big ass noise.

[E]

Yeah, of course.

[A]

So that's what we did. That's the story he did last week. But he's got another one. So let's just get right into that. Michael Turley.

[D]

She's got a really nice skin tone too. Butterscotch. If it's true that all of rock music is one big family, it becomes an interesting study of the lives of some of its older siblings. Those pioneering acts of the mid to late 1950s. And no one in those early years of rock music was more influential than the King. Elvis Presley. In fact, it's now known that besides being an undeniable originator of form and style in early rock, it's more than a little possible that the King was also a literal blood relation to a whole generation of later performers. Stories abound concerning Elvis's myriad of trysts and one night stands and sexual encounters during his early years of touring. An overnight superstar stardom. In only two years time of recording and playing an endless itinerary of live shows, young Presley had become an international star. And it only stood to reason that while fame did allow him to Meet an ocean of willing young female fans. The grueling work schedule of becoming a star would naturally carry him to a different town after only one evening of romance and on many occasions during the course of a single afternoon. In fact, by the fall of 1957, Alvis had taken the burgeoning rock music world by storm. He had to his credit only four albums, a handful of TV appearances, a string of sold out live performances, and finally one very genuine paternity scare. According to Maddy Shaw, a 17 year old black midget server from the buffet line of the Minneapolis Civic Auditorium who'd been invited to Elvis dressing room for a free autograph in what she later described as a really very wonderful earth shadowing couple of minutes before the show. By November, Shaw had contacted Elvis manager Colonel Tom Parker. Some grave news in that young Maddy Shaw claimed that not only was her story true, but she was eight weeks pregnant and that she'd never been with anyone, at least not back in August, other than the King. The official story is that Elvis received his draft notice on December 20 and was inducted into the United States army, completing his basic training at Fort Hood, after which he was wished away to Germany to serve out the remainder of his enlistment. But according to many in Elvis's inner circle of friends and fellow performers, the whole US army story was really well organized public ruse to get Elvis out of the country for a couple of years and to allow the situation in Minneapolis to cool off a bit. After a two year enlistment, Elvis returned to the States a much more sober and focused young man with the remainder of his superstar music and film career still ahead of him. And thanks to the willing secrecy of young Maddy Shaw and a steady stream of regular monthly payments from Colonel Tom Parker, Elvis never learned about the small, strangely charismatic, uber talented baby boy born on June 7th of 1958, a musical prodigy who it turned out was quite the funky motor scooter with an outrageous fashion sense who could also dance, act, play electric guitar better than Hendrix and sing his little ass off. And who also reportedly has his own ideas about the healing powers of promiscuity. His name was Prince Rogers Nelson. That's right. The artist the rock world knows as Prince was in fact and justifiably so, a direct descendant of the King. And with that, I'm Wallace Edwards. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

More information than you ever thought you'd know.

[C]

Makes sense now. Everything does.

[A]

8:25 Saturday morning, cloudy. Nice spring to say about my boat sinking. Turley. What? I'm serious. Oh no.

[C]

Oh, no. You want to tell everybody the backstory on this boat first? You just bought it.

[A]

Which part? Like a year ago, right now.

[D]

Hold on. Because for. For six months now, once in a while, you'll mention the boat and that's all. Just the boat, right. You know?

[A]

Well, yes.

[D]

And I'm always like, what boat? I can't wanna talk about it. And you'll never tell the story of the boat.

[A]

I've got a cool Sea Ray that we bought off, so if you. If you call in the show.

[D]

Is this an alleged boat?

[A]

No.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Call in the show. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or you can go to givemetheven.com last spring, took a call from a listener. I bought his boat. 30 foot sea ray cruiser. Cool deal.

[D]

30 foot.

[A]

Yeah. Nice boat. Generator. And it was on Lake Conroe. Go down there, spend a weekend on it. Like it? Haul it up here. Put it on Eagle Mountain right after the water came up. Remember, all the lakes were closed. Sure. But anyway. Yeah, yesterday. I haven't been out there in a long time to see it. I just got the bottom done on it, and cops are calling me. What's that noise? Oh, cops are calling me. You don't hear the acid kicking in? Yeah, no kidding.

[C]

Maybe that bird that's behind you. Our window.

[A]

That's what it is. Cop called me yesterday. Bob.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Do you own a, you know, 30 foot C race Undancer? Yeah. Oh, no. Is it at the landing? No. Anyway, somebody stole it.

[D]

Somebody stole your. Your boat?

[A]

He says there's a stiletto heel hanging off the windshield and women's undergarments in the bottom.

[C]

That's great.

[D]

So you're using it wisely.

[A]

And I'm like. I was like. He's like. And it's sinking, sinking. I'm like, are y' all jacking with me? Is this who? Is this a gig? So, no, he wasn't jacking with me. Somebody stole the boat. And I don't know if they hit something with it. It's got a hole in it. I don't know if the batteries hit.

[D]

A lot of strippers with it.

[A]

I don't know if the batteries went dead because it's been out to. And it was away from the shore power. But it took on. Like he said, the swim platform's a foot underwater. Oh, wow, that's down. Yeah. So what's that mean? Is it smoked? I mean, are the engines. Because if it's a foot underwater, the swim platform's a foot underwater. Then it got in the engine.

[C]

Do you have boat insurance?

[A]

Sure.

[G]

That's what I was going to say. You got insurance for your boat?

[A]

I got insurance. I got a bill for just pumping the water out of it yesterday and towing it back was 800. This must have been a lot of water.

[E]

I want to know where the stilettos came from, though.

[C]

Somebody just said, you know what?

[A]

There's a boat.

[C]

Let's go steal it.

[A]

When I heard that, I was like, okay, it's a gig. You put it. Turley, put him up.

[C]

No, that's a good prank, though. It would have been.

[D]

You know where those stilettos came from. And Debbie, I don't know if, you know, lake people. Lake people are a different set of people.

[E]

Yes, they are.

[D]

I mean, like in this world, especially in this part of the world, North Texas, like there, you have horse people. Horse people are a whole different set of people. But lake people, my God, these people party.

[E]

Oh, they do party. I've seen blow up dolls on boats just flying like a flag.

[D]

Craziness.

[A]

I need to call into this guy later and. And hear that. I haven't even talked to the people who actually moved it and saw it yet.

[D]

You know why they use a blow up doll?

[A]

Why?

[D]

Because when they're going really fast on the water, you blow up dog. It's got whistles.

[A]

800-800-723-4. Good morning, K. Actually, this is your station. Station, Debbie, you can take them out.

[E]

97 1. The eagle.

[A]

The Eagle.

[E]

The Eagle rocks.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now, 1-800-800-RODIO. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

Not as if music's all we've got to do, but what a great set with Allison. Chainstone Sour and more on the Eagle.

[A]

Stone Sour.

[D]

Stone Sour.

[A]

Thought it was Stone Temple Pilots. Stone sour. Good. Yeah.

[E]

You don't know who Stone Sour is? Corey Taylor.

[A]

Nope. Who's Corey Taylor?

[E]

He's the lead singer of Slipknot.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Corey Taylor from down Whiskey Flats.

[A]

I know Slipknot is, but I couldn't sing. He's from Whiskey Flat.

[D]

He owes me 60 bucks. That's Corey Taylor.

[A]

So I'm hanging out with this old buddy of mine the other night. And I grew up within the country. I live in Johnson County. Lots of redneck friends, and he starts getting drunk. This is the bud I was telling the story about with the dad and the deer rifle.

[D]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

All that. He said. He's got four or five, maybe six kids and all of his Kids have been to a Slayer concert by the age of five.

[E]

What?

[D]

Wow.

[A]

And that's, you know, like the family values. I mean, they're serious. My kids are going to Slayer concert by the age of five.

[D]

Damn it.

[A]

And I just busted out laughing. He was getting mad at me that I thought that was funny.

[D]

Well, I see that's book learning, though. That's. I mean, that's the new parenting.

[E]

That's serious rock and roll.

[A]

It's very serious, player. Come on, man. Right, we have Debbie Sexton here with us replacing J.D. ryan. She ate him. He's gone. No, he finally went off to swinger homo camp. No, we always knew he's a swinger, but now he came out of the closet. And when he told me this week that he was homosexual, I told him he couldn't be on the show anymore. So he's not here. So we got Debbie.

[E]

Or maybe I'm really JD With a sex change.

[D]

Oh, this shop's ruined your whole thing.

[A]

Oh, but Cindy Schnapper, did you have a sex change?

[D]

No, no. I'm all woman, baby. Look at these right here. You got it.

[F]

All right.

[A]

You sound a lot like this gal that used to be on the Bone back in the.

[E]

Right here.

[D]

I'm winking at Channing.

[E]

I worked with Channing on the Bone. She sounded like this.

[D]

Oh, Channing. So sweet.

[E]

Oh, man. Dude, she sounded like I smoked 500 cigarettes and I'm laying in iron lung.

[A]

As I'm talking on the radio.

[D]

I saw her smoke a pack and a half of Pall Mall. No filters. In 20 minutes one time.

[E]

For reals, man.

[A]

Time for Dollar's Fav Theater's greatest hits.

[D]

She goes two at a time. Left hand, right hand. She kept the mic open all the time is how she did it.

[E]

She was a trip.

[A]

So Edge Fest starts at noon today. It does Frisco park. And now it's called Toyota Center. No. Where are you? Y' all tell me. I don't.

[E]

Toyota Stadium in Frisco. It starts at.

[D]

Down at the Coca Cola Starplex.

[E]

Oh, my gosh. Cage the elephant, the 1975. A ton. A ton of bands.

[A]

And that starts around noon. BFD. The Eagles annual is May.

[E]

Is May 29th. At JAXA. We've got Shinedown, 6am, Collective Soul, drowning Pool. Our Boys in Drowning Pool right here from Dallas Fort Worth and tons of other bands. It's gonna be an all day deal. And tickets are only 9.71 for lawn seats. Come on, stoners, you can afford that.

[A]

Yeah, there are definitely some Stoners out there on this station at this time in the morning. Good morning, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It is 8:47 right here on the Eagle. My name is John Clay Wolf and we are going to be here until 10:10. Now remember, one thing we do do is buy cars on the air. We do do. Wake me up before you go. Go. We buy cars on the air. So if you want me to buy your rig, just call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Phone lines are open. You'll get right in. Give me year, make, model and miles. If you don't want to call in, you can just go to give me the VIN givemetheven.com or just call us here live in the studio. 800, 800 radio. What's so damn funny, Bob?

[D]

One thing we do.

[A]

Do you still laughing?

[D]

I know.

[C]

Cheap date.

[A]

Dude. You're a cheap, cheap.

[D]

I'm so sophomoric.

[A]

That's fine.

[D]

So I had an immature moment.

[A]

Edge Fest today. BFD May 29th. What was it you were talking about during the break? Skydiving.

[D]

Oh, yeah, skydiving. I was. You know, I never told you guys about this. I'm dying to tell JD because he's our aviator type. JD's a pilot. You're a pilot.

[A]

I'm a pilot, but I'm not all geeked out like JD is.

[D]

Have you. Have you gone skydiving?

[A]

No.

[D]

My girl and I were gonna go and take lessons down here. It's just south of Fort Worth. You know the place I'm talking about?

[A]

Sure.

[D]

Speaks Skydiving lessons. And we went down there and we're thinking about doing it and the guy said, the only thing is my girl has to wear a. A sanitary. Has to wear a tampon.

[G]

What?

[D]

Skydiving. I know an ob and I never heard of that.

[E]

Oh, no.

[A]

Filtered or non filtered?

[D]

That's odd, isn't it?

[A]

Like a Pall Mall?

[D]

Because pilots are superstitious people anyway. Like, is this just a dumb thing? You know? And he said, no, if ladies. And he was very sensible about it and very mature. He said, ladies, if ladies don't wear one when they skydive all the way down, they whistle like a text.

[A]

Like a Texas Twister.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

Like that.

[A]

So what kind of ladies are they?

[D]

So now, I mean. But I'm glad he told because he said they don't. Doesn't everybody tell you that? But we do, as a courtesy. We do. Yeah. Because how do you feel? It's Your first time you go and it's beautiful. You free falling in the sky, clouds.

[E]

Everywhere, and there's a died of an air bubble.

[D]

Wouldn't you be kind of disappointed, you know, like, how was your first time? Well, it was great, except that I whistled all the way down. I was so embarrassed.

[A]

What'd you think about the Cowboys picks in the draft, Turl?

[C]

I love the first one. The second one is kind of head scratcher because the kid's not going to be able to play this whole year. Jalen Smith tore his knee up.

[A]

Knees up.

[C]

Yeah, but he's a stud. He would have been like the fifth pick in the draft.

[D]

Hell of an outside linebacker.

[C]

Oh, yeah, he would. He's going to be a Von Miller type as long as his knee recovers, which everybody says.

[A]

Will he play next year?

[C]

No, no. It'd be a miracle if he played at the. By the end of the season.

[A]

So. Okay.

[C]

Yeah, no, I don't see him playing at all. But the first pick, Zeke. Zeke is the beast. He's going to be DeMarco Murray from two years ago this year and he could be even better after that. So I love the picks so far. And then they got a defensive tackle kind of back up right now. Still no quarterback that'll come up this probably today, I would think. Look for what?

[D]

Connor Cook, Dak Prescott from Ole Miss.

[C]

Yeah, that's what Baba likes. I don't know.

[D]

I like.

[A]

That's gonna be our backup qb.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Johnny Manziel. Got jury and grand jury indictment in Dallas this last week. So they're gonna drag him down for a little talking to. Unless the DA kicks it before.

[C]

Did you see where he was at for the draft?

[A]

No. Yes.

[C]

He sends a tweet out.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And he didn't send it out. Somebody sent a tweet out. He's sitting at a bar in Cleveland.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Oh, yeah. It's very sad just drinking during the draft.

[A]

So it's happening. The transformation now. He's turning into a transformer. Yeah.

[C]

He said he was waiting for a concert. No Justin Bieber concert, which. That's a different story. Yeah, I know.

[D]

Do you see what else he said?

[A]

I have problems with that. All on a different vein. What?

[D]

Bob, the other line he put out, and this is true, he said, quote, you guys act like this is all brand new with me.

[A]

What's all too. What's brand new with you?

[D]

All this drinking is brand new. He said, you guys act like all this just started with me. He literally said that. You know, he like, now he's making excuses. He's moved on to that next level. Now it's denial. So he's making progress.

[A]

So what is going to happen to him? Do you know, Deb, how this grand jury thing's gonna work? So they. They have the grand jury indictment. He's indict indicted, and then is there another round before it goes to trial? Bob, do you know the law system, man?

[D]

I'm not sure. I've never, you know, been prosecuted by the da, not for anything violent.

[A]

So the grand jury indict you and then you go. There are people listen right now for sure that know exactly how this works.

[D]

Get the hammer to call the strong arm.

[A]

If you know how the. How. If you've been arrested, if you've been chased down by the district attorney a couple times and you know all the steps real well, call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And you can explain to us what Johnny's situation is going to be with this grand jury indictment. I don't even know. Appeal, right?

[D]

Imagine.

[A]

Do you appeal that or do you? I forgot the steps. You know, in each different court, there's all these different steps of how things work. And I forgot grand jury indictment means that a grand jury blesses the district attorney to go after him, I believe.

[D]

Right, right.

[A]

And then what happens from there, I'm not sure.

[D]

After that, if the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

[A]

Now you said way back in yesteryear you were the acid king of South Texas. No.

[D]

What does that mean? I wasn't like the Walter White or anything, you know, I'm just saying back, that's, you know, I made my first fortune.

[E]

How much? What are you talking.

[D]

When I was on acid, when I was like 23, I got in touch with an old friend of mine named Slurry. I still to this day, I don't know his real name. Okay. Slayer. That was his name. He's a couple years younger than me. The kid lived down out here in Weatherford. And you could get a sheet of blotter acid for like 180 bucks. That's 100 hits. These, these sell for 12 to $14 each. You got a hundred of them. So you do that three times over the course of six weeks and you never.

[A]

You don't know how the grand jury deal goes down.

[D]

Not for assault. All I know is if the glove don't fit, you must acquit.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800-723, 4, 800800 radio. We've got a caller. I bet you anything it's a. It's a legal mastermind. Good morning, Trace, you're on the air.

[D]

Good morning.

[F]

How are you?

[A]

Good.

[G]

After.

[F]

After grand jury, the cases are usually set for trial.

[A]

Okay, so full on. So what will we be hearing next on this case? Grand jury indictment has been approved. Now what?

[F]

Now grand jury adaptment should be. It'll be assigned to a court. With whatever court, the Dallas DH or the they choose to assign it to sign to a court. They'll take it to a trial in.

[A]

Six months, six weeks, a year, a year, two years.

[F]

However. However backed up the courts happen to be at that time.

[A]

So based off of your experience to see your police officer, will they want to plea mount before? Will they want the press? Do they like the press circus that this would create?

[F]

I don't know anything about how the DA will handle that, but I mean, I just know the court process.

[A]

Right. Well, thank you for calling, sir.

[F]

You're welcome.

[A]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Yeah. He's the guy that's talking. The radio right now is not right. It doesn't go to trial directly. It's gonna go. Basically, he'll have a bunch of continuances. Once he's indicted, though, he's going to go through basically do plea bargaining. So the DA is going to offer him in Dallas county the time range. He's. He's pretty much right. It's about a year to two years. But unless they come to an agreement or a plea bargain, which Mr. Ron Mandel is happy with before then. But more than likely he's. He's not going to go to trial because when you go to trial, he could get more time. So he'll come. He'll. He'll basically. He'll. He'll plea bargain it out.

[D]

So the white Bronco chases before or after the indictment. Because I'm looking forward to that phase. Right, because that's gonna be awesome. Lupe 20 all the way around.

[A]

Where are you calling from? Where are you listening today?

[F]

I'm in. I've been Flower mound, Flower mound, Flow.

[A]

Mo, Rain or no rain over in Flomo.

[F]

Ah, a little sprinkle.

[E]

I used to live in Flomo.

[D]

I like that.

[A]

Thanks for calling. Thanks for listening.

[F]

All right.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Debbie, what's in the news today? What have we got?

[E]

Oh, I've got a couple things. You pick.

[A]

We'll hit the highlights and then get it when we Come back.

[E]

Donald Trump climbs wall to avoid protests at California GOP convention.

[A]

Really?

[E]

Nude restaurant opening up.

[D]

Excellent.

[E]

All nude.

[A]

All nude. Like the nude beat like the beach at the New Direct restaurant in the St. Thomas. Yeah, I was there. I like that. Donald Trump climbed a wall to get away from protesters. Yes. All right. We'll get all that when we get back after this musical interlude. Who's coming up?

[D]

Bob, on the way, stp, Congos and more on the rock for Dallas Fort Worth 97 1. The Eagle.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. Or log on to Gowol now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Are we starting Oklahoma next week?

[D]

I think that's what I heard, man.

[A]

Oklahoma. Can I. I can. I can't rag on Oklahoma much until.

[D]

Let me hear your safe word.

[A]

Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Was that jackass? Yes. All makes sense.

[D]

Wolf of Wall Street. The safe word was wolfie. Was it so like wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie.

[A]

Are you being serious? Yeah. You remember that? No. Who was using the safe word?

[D]

DiCaprio on the.

[A]

On the hot Australian, right, With Roby.

[D]

Wolfie. Wolfie, Wolfie. No, no, on. On the hooker. What was her name? Venice.

[A]

Was that the beginning scenes when he was snorting coke off of a bed Booty?

[D]

Yeah, that's. What a wild show.

[A]

That's a good show. His wife in that show. I think she's the prettiest actress in the business. Roby something. Roby Debbie. You know who I'm talking about?

[E]

No, I never saw that movie.

[A]

Oh, it's good.

[D]

You never saw Wolf of Wall Street?

[E]

No.

[D]

What kind of a car dealer are you?

[E]

I know, right?

[A]

Good morning, everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf. It is nine o' clock and. Yes, we're live. What's the date? It is the 30th last day of April is May 1st tomorrow.

[D]

Tomorrow, yeah.

[A]

Correct. 800-800-7234 is the call in number. 800, 800 radio is a call number. Houston listeners, I've got some news for you. I've known about this a while and I didn't want to tell you and we'll remind throughout the day, but next week we're going to be on the edge down there. We are moving radio stations in Houston, Beaumont, we're going to be at the same place, but yeah, we're made a regional deal with Clear Channel. I heart media and we're adding a lot of stations and we're going to be on the Buzz in Houston starting next Monday.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

And I mean next Saturday at 9.

[E]

What's their station?

[D]

What's their music format? The mainstream Rock.

[E]

Rock.

[A]

Rock.

[E]

Rock, man.

[A]

Like, what is rock, Debbie?

[E]

Like rock and roll? Kind of like. Like alternative kind of. But you've got like three doors down.

[A]

Like in the vein of. Talk about like a music fag, you know, like three doors Dane down in the vein of the wallflowers sprinkled with some corn.

[E]

Wow, that's some heavy thoughts.

[D]

We'll go commercial occasionally, but we'll stop shy of anything Genesis would have done.

[E]

Oh yeah, no Genesis.

[D]

There'll be no Genesis.

[E]

There'll be none. None of that.

[A]

No. The buzz down there's a big. A big. It's weird that it's so much more popular down there than it is in Dallas because it's kind of like the edge in Dallas.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

But it's got three times the listeners.

[E]

Yeah, it's huge down there. Yeah, it really is a lot, I think Houston just down there.

[A]

We're down there. We're on the radio down here.

[E]

I know. Well, I'm saying Houston is just more into like local music and radio stations.

[A]

Debbie standing in for J.D. ryan today. Debbie is a air talent, local celebrities and Dallas, a local celebrist. You celebrate girl in Dallas and I asked her to come sit for. For J.D. and you're all into the. The. Well, you know, we ought to save this for. For when we rejoin the Eagle here in a minute because you do a lot of local music. You're like the, you know, like the hot girl that's always holding the. The dog that's fixing to get killed if she didn't adopt it.

[E]

Except I hold local musicians.

[A]

Yes, yes, yes. You're Tara Harper for rock guys that are fixing to get smoked at the vet clinic.

[E]

Yes, I love, I love local music. You gotta support it.

[A]

800-800-7234 is the call in number 800, 800 radio. We're get to Tunsil. Tunsil's going to call in in a moment. In about five, 10 minutes we have him lined up to interview him about his gas Laramie Tunsil. Yeah.

[D]

Wow, what a story.

[A]

Yeah, we're gonna interview him about his gas mask episode. I didn't look at the Texans picks, did you, Mike?

[C]

I did. Their first pick was a kid out of Notre Dame. Wide receiver trying to pull up his name. I can't remember. But fast guy, he drops the ball a lot. Not a people, not a lot of people are too excited about it. And Then who did they pick in the second round? They didn't pick a kicker. Tampa Bay picked a kicker. That's right. Oh, they picked Nick Martin, Zach Martin's brother who's on the Dallas Cowboys. He's a center, so they've kind of stirred up their line.

[A]

Is he an offensive lineman?

[C]

Yes. Nick Martin is center for.

[A]

It's not very often you see a brother that's a center and a little brother that is a wing back. No, no, there's no such thing as a wing back anyway anymore. But better running back. Know what? You're not. You're not following me, Michael.

[D]

Offensive tactics.

[A]

I said it's not very often that it doesn't happen. And the reason it doesn't happen. And if it did happen, then Mama was probably sleeping around.

[C]

Yeah, they're probably. I got you.

[A]

Okay, calm down.

[C]

Baba didn't follow it either.

[A]

Did you get it, Baba?

[D]

Two brothers playing those. Those separate opposite positions.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

It would be brother against brother. The Houston Texas. One team, two stories. Brother against brother.

[A]

800, 800. Seven, two, three, four.

[D]

Except there's that Martin plays for the Dallas Cowboys.

[A]

If you had a brother that's the center for the Dallas Cowboys and another brother is an awesome running back, what are the odds that they're full blood brothers is what I'm talking, my brother. Well, yeah, I mean, come on, brother, you understand the skin. You got the jive down my blood.

[D]

I don't, but see, I'm not as standby for now. I'm a clean boy.

[A]

Is like now.

[C]

No, just stand by.

[D]

Okay, so I don't know about all your sexual innuendo, man.

[A]

You, Mr. Whistling, put a tampon in so your girl doesn't whistle on the way out of the plane in the skydiving booth.

[D]

That's what he told us, man. Women have to wear one when they skydive because if they don't all the way down, they will whistle.

[A]

That is not true.

[E]

I'm gonna go skydiving.

[D]

That's what he told us. Now are you gonna. Are you gonna whistle or maybe I'm into that. Are you gonna win? Tunnel.

[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-RA to gowolf.com now John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Haha. Haha. Good morning everyone. 8, 9, 9, 13 here in the Eagle. And all around Texas land. Amarillo, Wichita Falls, Abilene, Houston, Louisiana. Everywhere in between. Sherrod, you are bomb.

[D]

Come go with me, come go with me. I love that Congo song, man, that's too far out.

[A]

What?

[D]

Come go with me.

[A]

Are they playing Edge Fest today?

[D]

I don't think so. Oh, that's what we just played on the Eagle. The Eagle rocks back.

[A]

Tell it 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and you can also go to our website, givemetheven.com we haven't had zero phone calls this morning on the cars. It's time to get that going. We spent the 8 o' clock hour screwing off. And I want to bid a few cars. So you can call in at 800-800-RADIO. 800-800-723-4. We're gonna have Tunsil on the air. We're gonna interview him in just a moment. Wow. I see. Is he in the queue yet? Sure.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Hey, what's his first name?

[D]

Bob Laramie.

[C]

Laramie.

[D]

Laramie, like the dog. Laramie.

[A]

Laramie. Well, I said we should go ahead, so. So do you want to back sell us? I mean, color everyone in Turley.

[C]

So, yeah, he. He plays for Ole Miss. Offensive tackle. Probably the best athlete, I would say, in the draft.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Everybody thought he was going to go number one. Well, he started falling and falling and falling because a tweet went out of him smoking weed in a gas mask. Have you ever done that before, Debbie?

[E]

Not in a gas.

[C]

John, no.

[A]

No.

[E]

He has to think about it.

[A]

Not in a gas mask. We've done some, you know, we punched the holes out of the coke can. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah. Well, this is a new. I guess this with all the kids are doing. Apparently it was done three years ago, but he smoking out of a gas mask right before he got drafted. So all these, of course, executives and everything in the NFL.

[A]

Right before, like. What do you mean, right before?

[C]

Like, literally 15 minutes before the draft started.

[A]

He was pulling. Bong.

[C]

He wasn't pulling. Somebody put that on his Twitter. Yeah, this is from years ago. They put it on his Twitter account.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Released it. And everybody saw that, like, oh, well, then you don't know when it was. Could have been two hours ago. Who knows? And so of course, he keeps falling all the way down to 13. The dolphins finally pick him. They took the risk. But that's weird. Yes. There's. And there's a whole weird story with his stepdad and stuff. There's a lawsuit with it. He's just got a lot of problems that I'm sure will come out once he's. Once he's an NFL player here.

[A]

Laramie, Tunsil, which College.

[C]

Is he from Ole Miss?

[A]

That's really odd. And what else is odd is that the pro teams started adjusting their picks off of it 15 minutes before the draft. That that news mattered.

[C]

Well, I mean, you see a kid.

[A]

If you're locked, what kid hadn't smoked? It's a came from his account.

[C]

So they're like, is this guy putting this out? Like, F you. Everybody look at me.

[A]

Well, I'm excited to get him on the phone and find out what happened. Let's bring him up. Laramie, are you there?

[G]

Hello? John?

[A]

Hey, Laramie.

[G]

First of all, that was not marijuana I was smoking in that video.

[A]

What was it?

[G]

What we call it? Ole Miss. That's what we call make and shake.

[A]

Make and shake.

[G]

It's made from rosemary and parsley. There's a swish and sweet cooler cigar and marijuana.

[A]

What were you smoking in that mask you were smoking Shake.

[G]

That was making shake. It's something we put together. It was a whole different kind of thing.

[A]

Okay, so what. What's up with the stepdad? We'll get back to the. To what you were smoking that.

[G]

People said my stepdad had done that. I still don't know that. I don't want to send no name, but he was. He got mad because I was with his daughter's sister's real mama's sons. Her son now her son, not her nephew, because that's what made it my step daddy.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

He had some good weed, though, back in the day. And he was mad at me. But I don't know if he did this, why.

[A]

If you were just smoking shake, why. Why use a gas mask?

[G]

Gas mask is cool. That gas mask, I was doing research on Vietnam, not. Not the war in Vietnam, but they got a lot of different kinds of smoke in Vietnam. Yeah, and gas masks make it ultra cool, make it taste good.

[A]

See, you're telling me that you're not a pothead.

[G]

Get all up in your nose. I don't even like that no more. I play with my little cousins. We sit on the floor and play Mario Kart. We do real good, too.

[A]

So why did some who got your phone and released that tweet?

[G]

I don't know, but I know my stepdaddy acted like he was mad. But then you know what I think? Johnny Manziel trying to get a job with the Miami Dolphins. And I think he thought he might you because, you know, he a technological genius. I think he might have hacked my Twitter account. Yeah, because Twitter account, you need one password. Johnny Manziel know my password.

[A]

So Johnny Manziel did this?

[G]

Yeah. As you know, my password was we. And Johnny Manziel knew my password because we hung out. We brothers. We all friends all the time. But Dolphins gonna be different, though. I'm glad to be going down Miami.

[A]

So now we have uncovered the truth. Johnny Manziel, in a drunken rage, hacked Laramie Tunsil's Twitter account and uploaded this photo of him smoking shake in a Vietnam gas mask.

[G]

I changed my password.

[A]

Don't ever judge the book by its cover.

[G]

The password now is dope.

[A]

Thank you, Mr. Tunstall. Thank you for joining the program. Best of luck in the NFL.

[G]

Go do good. Go dolphin.

[A]

800. 800 radio. Or go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com we buy about 100 cars a week. We buy them off of you guys, we pay all the money, and if we don't beat Carmax, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. I'll. We write a check and we've done it before. I hate it when it happens, but it happens. Every once in a while, we. Carmax hits one where I don't want to beat it. So I overnight the. The customer check for a hundred dollars.

[C]

Hey, John, so what's the weirdest thing you've smoked out of?

[A]

Because that.

[C]

That kind of made me start thinking like, man, gas mask. That's weird. But like a apple. Have you done that before?

[A]

I've seen the apple. Yeah, I remember that. Dope smokers are extremely creative people.

[D]

Yes, they are.

[A]

More so than anybody I've ever met in my entire life.

[D]

Have you seen the McDonald's thing?

[A]

No.

[D]

Have you seen that, Debbie? There's a YouTube video about. They take a big McDonald's cup, like the Large, okay, and cut a hole in the side and stick your straw, your McDonald's straw in there and seal it with some. Some like, rubber cement. And then in the cup, they stick the fries in the cup. And then cut round holes in a Big Mac and stick it.

[A]

That's a lot of work.

[D]

On top of the cup. And then they hit it through the Big Mac, man, and you got like, burger and fries taste.

[A]

Hang on.

[E]

I wanna.

[A]

I wanna grab this call. We'll get back to that. You asked a good question, Turley. I think we need to talk about it some more. Zach, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Good morning, man. Man, I don't know anything about a gas mask, but maybe, you know, a Billy Bong Thornton or something like that.

[E]

Yeah, those are the big boys.

[F]

Right?

[A]

Zach, you've got A you got an 11 Altima with 65. The phones are lighting up with people. They're going to tell us their creative smoke. Yeah. Call in with 800-800-Rode with your car like Zach did and we'll buy it. Or call in with whatever. The craziest thing you can smoke weed out of 11 Nissan Altima with 65. Zach is a two door, four door.

[F]

It's a two door.

[A]

Average rough or clean?

[E]

Maybe he's stone.

[A]

Average. Average condition?

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Automatic or stick?

[F]

It's an automatic. What color it is?

[A]

White. 65000 miles. White automatic, two door, four cylinder. I'm guessing most of those were 10,000. Is 10,000. Buy it.

[F]

10,000.

[A]

10,000. Oh man, everybody's bitching all the time.

[F]

Can I phone a friend?

[A]

A lifeline? Yes. You know what you can do? You can go to and this is crazy that I send people to my competition but I do it to prove my point so that no one will say we're lowballing. Go to CarMax, get a bid, they give you a printed out bid. Take a picture of that bid. Go to Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN, the 17 digit VIN number. Give me the VIN.com you send us their offer. And if I don't beat it, we'll overnight you check for a hundred bucks. I'm ten thousand. If they give you more than that, send it to me. And if I don't beat it, I'll send you 100. And the neat thing about that, we're a dot com. Givemetheven.com is obviously a dot com we don't see. We never meet you in person. So there's sometimes a car is a little bit nicer than we think. And I can read off that inspection report and I can tell because the end users don't always know what they've got. I mean the retail public and the dealers, it's like a jeweler looking at your diamond. They know. And if I can read that inspection report from a professional, then I know what you've got and I can bid it more accurately. So anyway, Your lifeline is CarMax. Go to CarMax. If they don't beat it, I'll send you $100. How's that?

[F]

Man, that sounds like a perfect plan.

[A]

Go get them cowboy. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio and 04 expedition. With 165 gram they're not worth much. Are you there? It's just not. It's just about man. It's about Two. It's about two.

[F]

Two grand.

[A]

Yep.

[F]

I do with two grand though.

[D]

See, he's trying to smoke out of his telephone.

[A]

800-800-7234. You can just go to givemetheven.com.

[D]

You snapped my neck, dude. You were in mid sentence just a minute ago. You said, and if they offer you more than I did, I thought the next thing you were going to say was, they're high. I just thought I heard it coming, man.

[A]

If they do and I don't trump that offer, then I'll send you $100. Don't. Anyway, that's how we work. And if you go to the FAQ section on givemetheven.com you can read about our process and how we do this thing sight unseen all over the Internet. We send drivers and haul truck to your house with a check to pick up the car. That's how we do it.

[E]

So what if. What if someone shows up and the car isn't as good.

[A]

We before on this card, Zach sends us a picture of it. Ten grand works. Yes. Cool. We get the payoff information. We send him a congratulations for selling your card letter. And here's what we need. We need a copy of your driver's license. Just take a picture of your driver's license, a picture of the title, or give us your payoff information. And then a full picture package of the car. So pictures all the way around. And a picture of the instrument cluster showing the miles. With the car running, we can check the check engine lights. We kind of let the pictures do the walk around for us and we say if there's anything wrong with it, if the third gear is out of it, speak up now. You know, if when you start it up it sounds like a blender, speak up now. Because when we get there, he's gonna do a quick inspection. He's gonna run it up down the street, make sure the tranny shifts out and motors not making rattly rat noise. And then we hit him a check. I'd say, Mike, how many times out of a hundred do we have to cut one bag? Two?

[C]

Yeah, I was about to say two.

[A]

It's not bad. I mean, because we work it over enough on the front end with the, with the seller. We just, you know, as long as.

[C]

You'Re honest, then it's fine.

[A]

You will have no surprises.

[C]

But there's occasions and sometimes it's not. Maybe they're not being honest. They forget that they have hail on their vehicle.

[E]

They forget. They forget. How can you forget?

[D]

You have hail damage Sometimes they're hillbillies and they neglect to tell you that they've painted a big spray paint black V from the hood all the way up the side.

[A]

We had some methamphetamine addicts one time sell us a Mustang.

[E]

Methamphetamine addict.

[A]

And they.

[D]

Yellow, Wasn't it yellow? It was black, black, black with yellow stripe.

[A]

They took this. This. No, it was a white car with a black stripe. But. But they got high and they tweaked out and started striping their car. And he like did it for us, like as a. He did it. He loved the radio show.

[D]

Look, I fixed it for you, man.

[A]

Yeah, man. He wanted to improve it for us and make it better for us.

[C]

But it was like paint, like finger paint or something.

[A]

Yeah. He didn't put a sticker on it that we could take off. He like taped it off and spray painted the stick stripe. And it cost $1,000 to get it off of there.

[D]

And the strap didn't go along with any contour anywhere on the car. I mean, it was a V starting at the horse on the front.

[A]

It was bad. It was real bad.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

Back to the pot stuff. Bob, what's the weirdest? I mean, what, what's some odd.

[D]

We had. We used to have a deal. My buddy Dave could tell you about this where you would roll like half a joint and you know the back half of the paper is empty. And he would take that and once you get it peeled off so you've only got half a joint but real big around. And the other empty end, he would open up in like a fan and he had to put a brooch clip on it. And he called it a torpedo. And when you hold this to your mouth and hit it, that open paper would flap to your face, would grab you and you get like a vacuum packed hit. He called it a torpedo.

[A]

Torpedo.

[D]

And if I, you know, if, and if, if I ever did anything like that anymore, I could show you how to do.

[A]

My buddy Carter, man, he was all into his. In college, he was all into his weed. He was a weed connoisseur. But when he would roll, do his rolling, he'd get the right music and get the lights all set up like an artist setting his platform. And he would just get all twicked out. He'd roll him so tight and he was so proud. We gotta go. We'll be back in just a second. Baba, what songs are coming up, you.

[D]

Know, on the way. We've got music for. From Shinedown, Puddle of Mud and More on the rock for Dallas, Fort Worth, 97 1, the Eagle.

[A]

And I forgot about everywhere else around Texas and Louisiana. We'll be right back.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

And this is a good song. And Blondie is awesome. Have you seen that behind the Music? No, it's not a Behind the Music, but it's a documentary on Netflix about Blondie in New York.

[D]

I've seen a lot of stuff about Blondie. Is there a new one?

[A]

Yeah, it's really good. It's about the making of this album.

[D]

That may be what I saw. Debbie Harry is a pioneer, a streamlined pioneer. You know, she's everything Chrissy Hind ever wanted to be, right?

[A]

Are you a Blondie fan, Debbie? Yes.

[E]

I love Blondie.

[A]

I love her.

[E]

I love her.

[D]

That.

[A]

Yeah. But making of that. Vertical lines. Is that what it's called in that album? Yeah, Vertical lines. The first one, when they went from hard punk to mainstream in the making of this song, it was really interesting. Disco, disco, the disco era. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Give me year, make, model, miles and I will buy your car. Or just go to givemethevin V-I-N.com but it's more fun when you call on the show.

[D]

If you too be on the show, go to givemetheven.com, put in your information and we'll just get it long distance. Honey, you don't have to call.

[A]

Lots out of Houston this week. Have you noticed that, Charlie?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Lots of cars out of Houston this week. Lots of cars.

[E]

What are we driving down here?

[A]

What am I driving? Or what is who driving here? We're getting our nicer cars out of Houston. Is it? I mean, would you say that's true, Charlie?

[D]

They're all a little wet around the rocker.

[C]

Yeah. About that Bel Air area.

[A]

Yeah. We buy a higher quality of car out at the Houston market than Dallas. I don't know why. Well, it's probably the radio station we're on, but.

[G]

What?

[A]

That is awful. It's just the truth.

[E]

I mean, the owners can drive nice cars, too.

[A]

No, they do, but not like Houston.

[D]

Not the ones that call us.

[A]

We bought a couple Maserati Gran Turismos out of Houston. Nice ones. Some badass Hummers with good miles. Lamborghini, Huracan, Bentley GT Speed, some cool stuff.

[E]

What's your favorite car like? What? What's your dream car?

[A]

I, you know, We've talked about this a lot. That I'm weird. I don't drive them, I don't like them. When I get this neat stuff, I don't even get in it because I'm just, I'm all about the money, honey. I mean it's just, it's just I'm so worried that I'm gonna bump something. I know what happens on a hundred thousand dollar car if it gets a whiskey dent, if somebody bumps it. I mean we're talking a 10 even after you fix it. Now it's got paint work, it's ten thousand dollar adjustment.

[E]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. So I'm just like ah, I don't want to drive it, don't move it. A lot of them we just haul around with rollbacks, wreckers. Because I don't want anybody driving. But if you got a hundred thousand dollar rig and you screw it up at all, if you touch a curb and get the wheel, I mean, you know, it's a thousand bucks.

[D]

You're such a car guy.

[E]

Yeah, you are.

[D]

You're such a professional. You can't even ask. You answer artistic, aesthetic questions.

[A]

I can't even answer.

[D]

John is in his, his best home element, his natural habitat is the inside of a 3/4 ton power stroke Ford. And that's John's dream car whether he knows it or not.

[E]

You know what, you kind of remind me of a, a pimp but with cars because you know, pimp shouldn't touch the girls, the working girls.

[A]

My dad told me when I got in this business I was all, you know, geeking out about cars and this that. He said five years from now you're going to be like the playboy that started a whorehouse and turned gay.

[E]

So has that happened yet?

[A]

That is kind of what's happened. I'm just not, I'm not interested in fondling the women. I'm not, I don't test drive the material. I Bugatti Veyron is pretty cool. I don't want to drive any Lambos. If I was, if I was going to drive a high line car, probably a Rolls Royce Ghost.

[E]

Nice.

[D]

They're pretty slick, pimping, jaded car man.

[G]

Right there.

[D]

I don't want to drive any Lambos.

[A]

Why is that jaded? Yes you do. I don't.

[E]

I bet he does.

[D]

I do.

[A]

Because I don't want to wreck it, man. I mean they all get wrecked and I don't want it to happen on my watch. It's just too damaged.

[D]

If I get a Lambo, I'll go To San Angelo. Give me a girl, dude.

[A]

Dude. Driving. I. Yeah, I've driven them driving cars like that. You third gear, 150, third gear, and you feel like you're going 70. It's weird.

[E]

That's wild.

[A]

Yeah. We got to rejoin Dallas, so we've got to start the show over. And this is fixed.

[C]

This is an actual break.

[A]

This is actual break. Are we on in Dallas right now?

[C]

Yeah. No. No, we're not net. We're breaking and then we'll be back.

[D]

We're gonna fix.

[A]

We're gon gonna fix this clock thing next week. We're starting on the Buzz in Houston on 945 next week, too. And we're gonna have this clock thing straight. See you in a minute.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Do you want to dance? Good morning, everybody. 9:44 Saturday. We've got Debbie Sexton here in the studio with us, Filling in for J.D. morning, Debs.

[E]

Good morning.

[A]

Morning, Bob.

[D]

G'. Day.

[A]

G'.

[D]

Day.

[A]

Morning, Turley.

[C]

What up?

[A]

Morning, everybody all.

[D]

Woke up with an ampy thought in my head.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Makes me want to dance.

[A]

What do you think these Oklahomans are going to think of? So I think we start Oklahoma next week, too. We're starting 94. 5 the buzz next Saturday.

[D]

I got a funny relationship with Oklahoma.

[A]

I do too, man. It ain't all good either.

[D]

No. We lost everything in Oklahoma when I was 3 years old.

[A]

Lost a bunch of money up there.

[D]

No, we moved up there when I was three years old. Lamont, Oklahoma, and lived there about a month. Dad got a job in the oil field. And came a flood. We lost everything. Furniture, records, pictures, everything.

[A]

Sounds like a movie.

[E]

There came a flood.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

The Oklahoma station. What's it called? The Brew.

[D]

The Brew.

[A]

You've heard of that?

[E]

Yes, I actually, I do traffic there.

[D]

Do you really?

[E]

I do.

[A]

So you're on the station. I know that's.

[E]

I do. And I have to say, when I'm coming out of traffic, I have to say I'm Debbie Sexton. Man up. They wanted it like that.

[A]

What?

[E]

So it's a very man like.

[A]

Like a porno hotline?

[E]

Yes.

[F]

No.

[E]

Well, yeah, it's a man station.

[A]

Like, how sexy are you supposed to say it?

[E]

I have to say I'm Debbie Sexton. Man up.

[A]

I like that.

[D]

Man up.

[E]

It's a very manly station.

[C]

Do it again real quick.

[E]

Yeah, let's save that I'm Debbie Sexton. Man up.

[A]

Can you do it one more time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Man up.

[E]

I'm Debbie Sexton. What do I say?

[A]

This is Debbie Sexton with the John Clay Wolf Show. Man up. Because I can send that to him next week.

[E]

I'm Debbie Sexton with the John Clay Wolf Show. Man up.

[A]

That's good and horny. I like it. You know, they're gonna like us. Go ahead.

[E]

Because my name's Debbie, I'm from Dallas. I have gotten so much.

[A]

Debbie, have you ever done Dallas? God, I bet you've never heard that one.

[E]

The Metroplex, baby.

[A]

97.

[E]

Yeah. No, seriously. When I lived in Europe, they'd say, where are you from? And you know Dallas, Debbie?

[A]

Oh, you make movie.

[E]

And I'm like, oh, man.

[D]

Debbie Sexton.

[A]

What is in the. The call in numbers? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. A minute ago you mentioned a story about nudity. A nude restaurant. Yes.

[E]

Naked restaurant opening up in London in June.

[A]

Like in town or at the beach.

[E]

No, it's in town naked. And if you're planning a trip to London, this would be perfect if you want to see some nude people eating. Seb Lyle has mastermind. He's the mastermind behind a clothing optional restaurant. He said there's gonna be more than just naked people there. The menu has farm raised chickens and cows to choose from to eat. Nasty.

[D]

Keep those chickens away from my table, man.

[E]

And peculiar there is.

[A]

Look at that. Watch out for him, he'll bite you.

[E]

There is natural wood throughout the restaurant. Oh, natural wood.

[D]

I'm sure there is. Yeah.

[E]

And I was thinking about this. So on the menu is there clam chowder or sausage?

[A]

I mean, some nude people eating. Man. I've been in the Fort Worth club, like downstairs in the locker room or. Everybody's naked all the time. It's very weird. Like grown men eating in the nude in the locker room.

[D]

I'm sorry about the wood of the table. I'd like to apologize. I didn't mean it to happen like that. But everybody's nude.

[A]

It sounds like San Sushi.

[D]

I've got myself. I've got myself a spot of troubled me love.

[E]

It's called the bunyati, which actually means in the natural.

[C]

Oh, and you gotta sit in somebody else's chair that sat there before.

[A]

I bet they wipe it down like this. Like the tanning beds or I wonder, plastic.

[C]

Oh, yeah, Everything's wrapped in plastic.

[A]

Is it clothing optional or is it naked? Naked.

[E]

It's Clothing optional.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

And by the way, just so you know, before Mother's day, Saturday is world Naked gardening day.

[A]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[D]

No, I was already aware of that.

[E]

Were you?

[D]

I do that all the time, hose included. Yeah, I wait till like two in the morning, but I do it.

[E]

Have you ever. Why would you want to garden naked?

[A]

Just to get down with mother earth, man. Yeah, I mean, you know, just. You get your tan on and. Why would you want to eat naked? I don't know.

[E]

Because, you know, living over in Europe, you never see the people that you'd love to see naked.

[A]

Right. You see the big. The harpooned whales.

[E]

Yes. Oh, I remember this one girl hat. She was wearing a G string and she was laying on her stomach and there was actually hair coming up around the G string.

[A]

Big bush.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Hang on, I gotta grab this call. Lauren, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Good morning. I wanted to see what you would give me for my truck.

[A]

Sure. It's I. What I see here is 09 Silverado with 80. So it's a half. Is it a half ton?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. And is it a crew cab?

[F]

It's a single cab.

[A]

Single cab is a long better or short long bed. That's. See, those aren't real popular. Those are hard to sell. No, it's like. Like a work truck.

[F]

Yeah, it is a work truck. No power windows, no power locks, no carpet. The tie down things in the bed.

[A]

We like, we'll buy anything. But just. I mean, when you hear me bid one of these. In a minute for 14 grand. Say, why did he only give me five for mine? And the reason is like the one with the big wheels and the leather and all that, you know, they bring in the teens. This rig's gonna bring between. I'm a five to six, maybe $7,000 buyer, but I need to see pictures of it. Can you go to give me. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load a couple of pictures?

[F]

Yeah. It's not perfect. It's got a fit in the side. And I'll be honest about that.

[A]

There's a reason they call them used cars, Lauren. Ain't no big thing. We deal with it all the time. Go to givemethe vin.vin.com. put the VIN number in, push two pictures and say John said he's thinking between 5 and 7 on the radio. I backed it down from 8 because of the dents you're telling me about. And we will give you a heart. We will email you a written offer.

[F]

Okay, thanks.

[A]

Where Are you calling from?

[F]

I live in Denton but I work in Dallas.

[A]

Alright, well, thanks for joining the show, Kent.

[D]

Good morning.

[A]

You're on the air, Kent.

[F]

Yeah, hi John.

[A]

Good, good, you're on the air. You got a 11 Denali with 60.

[F]

That's right.

[A]

Short or long on the short. Short, two wheel drive. They're all all wheel drive, aren't they?

[F]

No, this is just two wheel.

[A]

Does it have factory navigation and sunroof?

[F]

Sunroof, yes. Navigation, I'm not sure.

[A]

Does it have the screen in the dash? Okay. Because most of those Denali's do. What color is it?

[F]

The kind of ivory.

[A]

Average. Rough or clean?

[F]

Clean, except for the dashboard has some cracking on the top.

[A]

They all do that too and I don't know why, but I can take it back to General Motors, I think and get it fixed under warranty because they're starting to warranty them. That's a heads up to everybody out there that's got that problem. GM knows that they've got a defective dash and they'll act like they don't want to cover it, but they will if you lean on them. And so 11 Denali was 60. It's pearl white. It's crack dash has. Does 28 grand sound right? No, hang on. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm screwing up. Does 25 grand sound right?

[F]

The first thing I've looked at, John, is you. So I don't have point of reference, but it sounds like that'd be fair.

[A]

25 is what my money is on that car with the clean carfax. If you go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Say Wolf hit me at 25 grand on the radio. He want. And we will and we'll shoot you an offer letter. Where do you live?

[F]

The Woodlands, Texas.

[A]

Okay. You know we're moving stations next week. We're going to 945 the buzz.

[F]

No, I didn't know that. I'll have to change it up on Saturday morning.

[A]

Have you been listening to us for a while?

[F]

Yeah, since I moved here.

[A]

Excellent. Where'd you come from?

[F]

Singapore.

[A]

Good lord. Wow.

[G]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

No orientals in the back of this Yukon, right? I don't want to be Coyote. And no illegals. All right, Kent, go to givemethevin.com and load it up. We'll buy your car, we'll send somebody to your house or office to pick it up, however you want it.

[F]

Thank you, sir.

[A]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is the call in number? What else we got in the news, doll?

[E]

We have got. Speaking of illegals, let's talk about Trump for a second, shall we?

[D]

I knew we were going to get to him eventually.

[E]

Also, I have a female Ted Cruz lookalike agrees to do porn for 10,000.

[A]

Have you seen her?

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

She is not an attractive woman.

[E]

She looks like Ted Cruz.

[A]

Who would want to watch porn like that?

[E]

Freaks.

[D]

Who wants to see that?

[A]

And that's coming from Baba, who likes to see everything.

[E]

Hey, some people are into weird stuff.

[D]

Trump is not weird. That's evil.

[A]

That's just nasty.

[E]

So protesters at a California GOP convention scared Donald Trump. Faced with a large crowd, demonstrators who'd been past police barricades, they were jumping on the cars and everything actually scared Trump and his security so bad, they were forced to abandon their vehicles on the highway and jump a wall and cross a ditch to get into the hotel where they were speaking.

[A]

Did the dish have any water in it?

[E]

Well, listen to this. Trump even said when he started his speech, he said, I felt like I was crossing the border. And Trump did the same thing to get back into his barricade when he was leaving the hotel. He went back over the ditch and over the wall. How ironic is that?

[C]

How tall is this wall? Cause I can't see his old ass doing anything like that.

[D]

How somebody's adaptable.

[E]

Well, maybe he's. I think he's like, 68, isn't he?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Or 70.

[C]

Yeah, he's close to 70 years old.

[E]

Maybe he's trying to see how tall the wall should be.

[A]

Yeah, I've got a name here in the queue on the callers that I recognize, and I want to see if this is the same guy. J.R. mello. Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

John, I bought this truck from you.

[A]

Personally, and you know what? You're the one from the. From the I place, right?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Okay. Do you. This is so great that you called. Are y' all still good on the deal? We did. Do you remember this? This was eight years ago, dude.

[F]

It was a long time ago.

[A]

So he comes in, and we're negotia. I owned Wolf Ford Dodge, and he buys a new truck from us, and I. They. He works for one of those LASIK places.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

And I wrote a check for him to go into his down payment for a discounted eye surgery for me, and I never did it.

[E]

You never. Well, you need to.

[F]

You never did it?

[A]

I never did it. Do you still work there?

[F]

Yep.

[E]

All right. Because he's wearing sunglasses. Prescription sunglasses in the dark right now.

[A]

Trying to read now. This is great news. Dude, that's so ironic that you called. Okay, good.

[F]

06 Dodge Cummins three quarter ton, black. Matching front and rear frontier bumpers, toolbox nav, upgraded stereo. Only defect is it's got a tear in the driver's seat where you climb in and out.

[A]

How many miles?

[F]

140.

[A]

This is great. Okay, I really need to get my eyes done and I already paid for it. This is great. Okay.

[E]

We should do it on the air, so.

[A]

Right. 063 quarter ton, four wheel drive Dodge with 140 is 10 and 11 grand. Maybe 12 if it doesn't sound right. No, you rednecks. Y' all want too much for your high mileage trucks up there. What'd you get? Yeah, dude, you gave me like 25, 28 grand for it like, like 10 years ago.

[F]

Oh, there's more than that.

[A]

Is it a Laramie?

[F]

No.

[A]

Okay, it's slt. How much is it?

[F]

You know, they're all over up here in the mid-20s.

[A]

Yeah, that's what people are asking retail. I'm not a retail buyer. I'm a wholesale buyer.

[F]

I know that.

[A]

Mid twenties.

[F]

What did.

[A]

What did you give for this truck back? Did you buy new?

[F]

Yeah, we were.

[A]

We were advertising back then for 32.5 or 33. Five new.

[F]

Yeah. You went and got it and walks a hatchy, I think.

[A]

Okay. Yep. So you gave me 33, 34 grand for it eight years ago. And it's got 140 on it. And you want 25 if I can.

[F]

Sell it for that up here.

[A]

Okay. I'm a mid teens buyer because that's what we give for these rigs and that's what they're worth.

[F]

All right.

[A]

And go to give me. But this doesn't change the fact that I already prepaid my eye thing. We're not going to get these two deals confused. 800. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up in our system and I'll personally do it after we get off the air. Send me some pictures. Pictures are everything. Thanks, Ed. 05 vet with 59,000 miles. Is it convertible or a hard top?

[F]

It's a hard top.

[A]

Okay. Average, rough or clean?

[F]

Oh, it's clean.

[A]

17, 18 grand.

[F]

Yeah, somewhere around there.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll buy it. Where are you calling from?

[F]

I'm calling from Genevieve, Texas.

[D]

Where?

[F]

Channel View.

[A]

Texas.

[F]

It's close to Houston.

[A]

Okay, cool. Go to give me the vin.com. we'll get it bought. 2,099 prowler with 10,000 miles. Alex, how nice is it?

[F]

It's pretty nice.

[A]

18, 19. Does that sound right? What color is it?

[F]

It's a red.

[A]

Does 18 grand buy it? I bought a lot of these.

[F]

Maybe a little bit more than that.

[A]

What will you take for it?

[F]

I was thinking about 20.

[A]

Okay, if it's nice. I'm a twenty thousand dollar buyer. So I bought your prowler. So go to givemetheven.com, put in the VIN. Say John bought this car for twenty grand. Come get it. Bring me my damn money.

[F]

All right, all right.

[A]

It's that easy. That's really what we do. We buy 100 cars a week, man. I mean, I'm not trying to sound cool, but we really do. And I'm very up to date on the prowler market. So go to gimmetheven.com and we'll wrap it up. Where do you live?

[F]

Weatherford, texas.

[A]

All right, we got it. We will be right back with this and more in just a minute. My name is john clay wolf. I buy cars on the air.