#44 John Clay Wolfe Show 4-30-16 Hour 2

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show (#44) – April 30, 2016, Hour 2

Main Theme / Purpose

This hour of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a lively blend of car buying banter, rock-and-roll anecdotes, workplace pranks, radio industry inside stories, and irreverent humor. John and the crew field car valuation calls, swap wild stories about musicians and celebrities, prank each other (and unsuspecting colleagues), and riff on current events—always staying on the edge of what’s FCC-appropriate. The overall mood is irreverent and funny, with a unique Texas radio swagger.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Car Appraisals & Auto Industry Realities

• High-Mileage Hyundai Blues
  • John takes a call from a listener (Taylor from Greenville/Dallas) trying to sell an ’05 Hyundai Elantra GT with 176,000 miles.
  • He shares real auction numbers: “When they get that many miles on them… they’re worthless. Real money on this car is $500.” (01:31)
  • Discussion on the trade-in vs. wholesale market, setting expectations for car sellers.

2. Facebook & The Art of the Office Prank

• Hijacking Facebook Accounts
  • The crew discovers an open Facebook page of a (former) coworker, teasing the idea of posting a fake “coming out” post—riffing on how dangerous and tempting such pranks can be.
  • Real experiences are shared, including a story of someone posting an embarrassing photo on Deb’s account: “Somebody took a picture of some really saggy boobs... it was me, right. I did not have saggy boobs.” – Deb (03:41)

3. Concert & Music Industry Stories

• Life Working Music Events

  • Debbie discusses her role at Dallas’ Edgefest: “I am going to help out any way I can because I am a team player.” (05:16) — but quickly the chat devolves into humor about “band fluffers” and backstage shenanigans.
  • Debbie reflects on not being a music “fanatic”—with only Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin) ever making her starstruck: “There’s such a presence about this guy. When he walks in, it’s like, ‘I am Robert Plant.’” (07:26)
  • Robert Plant anecdote: Debbie nearly gives her shirt away during a radio interview; Plant jokes, “Could somebody get the baby oil?” (07:59)

• Willie Nelson & Country Legends

  • Bob shares tales of being a local DJ, driving Reba McEntire and other artists around, and a risqué (but ultimately innocent) escapade with Reba that got him in trouble: “Stuff went on, and I went too far with Reba… She was mad.” (11:09)
  • Commentary on the “presence” of musicians: “Reba, when you get right next to her, she’s just like… the whole room hums.” – Bob (12:25)

• Impressions and Music Nostalgia

  • Bob does impressions of country stars like John Anderson and tells about his dad playing with Boxcar Willie.
  • The crew reminisces about old country (Merle Haggard) and rock icons (Prince, Pink Floyd).

4. The Prince Posthumous Mystery

• Ongoing Public Fascination
  • Detailed discussion about Prince’s passing, speculation on cause (rumors about illness, painkillers), and stories about his eccentric lifestyle—“No booze, everything organic… but then [maybe] a pillhead?” – John (17:08)
  • The crew humorously debates if Prince’s Paisley Park can become the “Graceland” for fans (“Was he that big?” “150 million records sold.” – Turley, 20:22)
  • Off-color banter about Prince’s rumored sex dungeon, alleged relationships, and his “crackhead” sister possibly inheriting his fortune.

5. Car Buying Pranks and Party Boats

• John’s Sank Boat Saga
  • John recounts getting called about his boat partially sinking and the headache of dealing with marina “corporate” bureaucracy. Pranks his service contact on-air about the incident.
  • “There’s a stiletto heel hanging off the windshield, and there’s woman undergarments on the floorboard.” (25:47)
  • Theories and banter on party boats fueling the chaos: “Somebody probably took it out joyriding … maybe just left it unplugged, bilge pump ran the battery down.” – Scott (31:54)

6. Radio Station Life & Ticket Giveaways

• Concert Ticket System

  • Debbie outlines how radio stations distribute tickets: “It always goes to the fans first. … Sometimes a lot of people don’t show up. The DJs get the leftovers.” (39:38)
  • Inside info on backstage passes and the difference between the old days and the present.

• Guests and Celebrity Interviews

  • John drops names of past show guests: Simon Cowell, Chevy Chase, Cheech & Chong, Rob Halford, and Weird Al. “He was normal when I picked him up … then said, ‘I should be able to find this house, I bought it for them three years ago.’” – John on Weird Al (43:34)

7. Workplace Pranks Redux

• Faking a “Coming Out” Post
  • The team writes a faux-sincere Facebook status for a coworker:
    “Without Prince in the world, I cannot lie. I am addicted to gay sex.” (50:44)
  • Jokes about the ethics and boundaries of pranks.

8. “As Found in Cars” — Nastiest Discoveries

• Roach-Infested Car Contest
  • Reveal of a gut-churning car buy: “Which car had more roaches than Tommy Chong’s ashtray?” (54:01)
  • Listeners guess while the team provides gory details: “Look at the roaches in the car!” (54:18), “There’s thousands.” — Turley
  • In the end, it’s a 2012 Hyundai Accent (“What a waste of a car, man.” – Bob, 58:37), discussion of the seemingly impossible clean-up: “Is roaches like AIDS, once you got it, you can’t get rid of it?” – John (55:53)

9. Mean Tweets, Media Harassment

• Readings of Hostile Twitter Messages
  • The crew plays audio from a video in which men read misogynistic tweets to female sportswriters. Notable lines:
    • “One of the players should beat you to death with their hockey stick…” (63:26)
    • “Hopefully this skank Julie DeCaro is Bill Cosby’s next victim.” (64:00)
    • Discussion on harshness of public life for media women, with Debbie reflecting: “When you put yourself out in media, especially as a woman, you just gotta roll with it, man.” (64:51)

10. Uncle Roy Hospital Check-in

• Calling Uncle Roy
  • Show regular “Uncle Roy” calls in from his hospital bed, recapping his gallbladder surgery with his trademark humor and Southern drawl. “I began to feel, you know, I feel ugly, you know? And I mean, I… I don’t never feel it ugly…” (44:24)
  • John encourages listeners to send flowers and good wishes.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I’m swear to God, they’re worthless when they get that many miles on them.” – John, on used Hyundais (01:31)
• “Reba, when you get right next to her, she’s just like… the whole room hums.” – Bob (12:25)
• “When [Robert Plant] walks in, it’s like a presence. It’s like, ‘I am Robert Plant.’” – Debbie (07:26)
• “Somebody probably took it out joyriding… There’s a stiletto heel hanging off the windshield, and there’s woman undergarments on the floorboard.” – John, recounting the police call about his sunk boat (25:47)
• “No burgers, nothing. Cause he was on Percocet.” – John, on Prince’s organic lifestyle hypocrisy (17:08)
• “There’s not good with money, supposedly.” – About Prince (17:44)
• “Is roaches like AIDS? Once you got it, you can’t get rid of it?” – John, on the roach car (55:53)
• “I just want to take this opportunity to be perfectly honest with my friends and family… I am addicted to gay sex.” – The crew, fake-posting for Mike’s Facebook (50:44)
• “When you put yourself out in media, especially as a woman, you just gotta roll with it, man.” – Debbie (64:51)
• “Reverend Brown: ‘Fear not the cockroaches. But you gotta smite them… or the cockroaches will take your heart before God come for your soul!’” (59:14-60:28)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Timestamp | Segment/Theme | |------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:54–02:07| Car Appraisal: High-mileage Hyundai Elantra | | 03:41 | Facebook prank war stories & social media dangers | | 05:16–07:59| Edgefest, band stories, Robert Plant encounter | | 09:43 | 100-year-old pole dancer & Willie Nelson’s 83rd birthday | | 11:09–13:15| Bob’s stories: Reba in Wichita Falls; music “presence” of stars | | 15:29–20:59| Prince’s legacy, crazy rumors, Paisley Park | | 23:01–31:08| John’s boat disaster: sunken boat, party evidence, service call | | 31:33–32:39| Boat theories: batteries, bilge pumps, party aftermath | | 39:38–43:03| Radio station concert tickets, artist access, past celebrity guests | | 44:07–46:26| Uncle Roy’s gallbladder surgery hospital call-in | | 47:21–51:36| Facebook prank: Mike’s “coming out” post and guilty second thoughts | | 54:01–58:37| S-Found in Cars: Cockroach-infested Hyundai, cleaning challenges | | 63:05–65:54| Mean Tweets: Reading online harassment to female sportswriters |

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Tone & Language

The show’s tone is fast-paced, brash, and sometimes wild—full of banter, inside jokes, off-color humor, with a healthy dose of Texas radio bravado. Hosts and guests riff off each other naturally, swinging between affectionate mockery, nostalgia, and genuine curiosity.

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Additional Highlights

• Listeners can get real, sometimes painful valuations on old cars by calling in.
• The team brings listeners behind the curtain of music radio life—from the harsh truths about ticket allocation to hilarious artist encounters.
• Traditional and social media are playfully lampooned, while real-life internet harassment is acknowledged.
• Listeners are reminded repeatedly: if you call in, you might just end up “on the radio” whether your company approves or not.

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Recap

For fans and new listeners alike, this episode is a quintessential hour of The John Clay Wolfe Show. Expect lots of laughs, irreverent tangents, and bold, unfiltered discussions about music, cars, fame, social media, and the messiness of real life—Texas radio style.

Transcript

[A]

Check, check, check, check, check, check. Can we get on with this? We're like an hour late. Is Scott ready now?

[B]

Probably.

[A]

Is Scott able to talk back to us?

[B]

Can you hear me?

[A]

Yes. Okay, I'm here. Okay, we're ready. Okay, we're rolling.

[C]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-RADIO or log on to GoWolf.com now.

[A]

JOHN CLAY WOLF, 800800 RADIO gowolf.com Taylor, good morning. You're on the air. Yeah, man.

[D]

I just want to get a value on my car that I'm getting ready to sell. It's 05 Hyundai Elantra GT. How many miles with 176 on it.

[A]

What's what? What city are you listening in?

[D]

Greenville.

[A]

Dallas. The Eagle. Gotcha. The Eagle, home of the honey. 170,000 mile Hyundai. It is not. Are you going to trade it in or sell it?

[D]

I just need to sell it.

[A]

What do you think I'm going to bid it at?

[D]

I decided to guess around two at the most.

[B]

100, 200.

[A]

Yeah, man. I'm looking at a market report. 162 brought 700. 147 brought 400. 144 brought 450. 139 brought 1000. 133 brought 1100. 133 brought a thousand. I'm swear to God, they're worthless when they get that many miles on them. So if you take it to dealership to trade in, they're gonna. They're gonna give you whatever you say. If your hot buttons. Two grand.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

They're gonna put it on the other car.

[A]

Yes. The real money on this car is $500. That's the wholesale money. All right. Sorry. Well, not sorry. I told you the truth.

[D]

I appreciate your help.

[A]

Yes, sir. Good luck. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[B]

Oh, giving those miley Hondas away.

[A]

Hyundais.

[D]

All right.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Hyundai's.

[E]

Where are those made? I should know that, but I don't.

[B]

Wisconsin.

[A]

What?

[E]

No, they're not.

[A]

They're Korean, aren't they?

[E]

That's what I thought. Aren't they?

[A]

Remember the I, the Our. Our what do you call it? Podcast goes up on iTunes about 2:00' clock every Saturday. And. And on Facebook, we've got our s founding cars this week.

[F]

It's a good one.

[A]

It is a good one. If you go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook debut, look it up. It is awful.

[F]

Just don't be eating when you look it up.

[E]

Oh, gosh. Really?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

It's on Facebook.

[F]

Yes. John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Yeah. John Clay Wolf show. ADD. Add like it. And you can see our.

[E]

Well, wait. I got someone's Facebook up. It's not mine.

[A]

S found. Oh, we can probably.

[F]

Frankie's.

[A]

He could probably be funny.

[F]

Yeah, I don't know if she'd be cool with it.

[A]

So she's on a. Deb's on someone else's laptop that is works at the company, and her Facebook's open, and we could leave a bad message. You could, but she's so nice, you guys.

[B]

Please don't ruin Frankie for me, man.

[F]

Oh, you like Frankie, don't you?

[A]

I like Frankie.

[B]

You like kind of my type.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. But this opportunity doesn't open itself every day.

[F]

You got to put something. It doesn't have to be too harsh, you know?

[A]

Have you ever had that done to you?

[E]

Oh, yes. Yes.

[D]

Awful.

[A]

What do they say?

[E]

No. Somebody took a picture of some really saggy boobs.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

And then just from. Just from the neck down, like, it was me, right. I did not have saggy boobs.

[A]

And what did the statement say? That they updated your Facebook.

[E]

Look at these.

[A]

Look at the.

[F]

Look.

[E]

Like something out of National Geographic or something.

[B]

Oh, look here.

[F]

We should put something real.

[A]

This is just like the fellas we interviewed earlier, where someone got a hold of us when Johnny Manziel hacked into his Twitter account. Twitter account and updated him. That is so weird. White Power.

[F]

Can we put that on there?

[A]

No.

[F]

No. You don't think that.

[A]

No.

[B]

White Power.

[A]

She's a new hire, dude. Yeah.

[B]

Don't ever listen, Debbie. Don't ever listen to Turley on this kind of thing, because Turley is evil. Is he evil to the core?

[E]

Yeah, man.

[B]

He's gotten me in so many tiffs with Wolf, dude. Oh, man. Remember that time he told me to answer your phone?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

That was.

[B]

Go answer it. Why? The producer said go.

[A]

That was bad.

[B]

I didn't say anything.

[A]

It was a real estate call. I was working on this real estate deal that I really needed really bad.

[B]

I didn't say anything to the guy.

[A]

And Bobbo answers the phone. Hey, who's John Y. Partying? I never talked to him again. I don't want to bring. Don't bring that up. It's gonna put me in a bad mood.

[B]

Be bad mood. But I'm just saying Turley is evil. Evil to the evil, man. He's a prankster, man, but not a friendly one.

[F]

So just go to John's Facebook Page and look it up.

[A]

So you're going to Edge Fest today in Dallas, Texas. And you're going and you work for I Heart and you are going to do what there all day?

[E]

I am going to help out any way I can because I am a team player.

[A]

But, like, what do you think? You're listening? No, but what do you think you're. What do you, like, what kind of duties will you be fulfilling today?

[E]

Probably just showing my boobs to everybody. You know, the bands.

[A]

Do you do that?

[E]

Yes, they hired me for that, John.

[A]

So are you. Are you like the band fluffer?

[E]

Yes. No, just help out the promo team, probably.

[F]

Drummer needs to warm up real quick.

[A]

So you'll be in a booth?

[E]

No, probably just walking around. Whatever. I mean, it's. Edge Fest is huge. It's at Toyota Stadium. And so there's two stages, there's things going around, there's vip. So I'm not really sure. I'm just showing up and we'll see what happens.

[A]

Do you do it every year?

[E]

Yeah, always.

[A]

They do the same thing in Houston Buzzfest or something like that. Yeah, it's a big one too.

[E]

And then we have BFD also.

[A]

So what time will you finish today? Probably we'd be there till the end.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

You get to drink?

[E]

Not on the clock.

[A]

Just sipped a little bit.

[E]

No, because I like to, you know, I just know myself and so drinking needs to be in the privacy of my own home or friends.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Really not on the clock?

[G]

No.

[B]

So you're not a jet setting rock and roll girl?

[E]

Well, no, the problem is I am. So if I was doing that, then I would actually probably be showing my.

[B]

Boobs, the clothes and be fired.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

I like that about a girl.

[A]

Is there like a band lounge in the back that's all beard up and.

[E]

Yeah, absolutely. There's a couple. Yeah, they call.

[A]

You're going to be hanging back there.

[B]

There's always vip.

[A]

You're that gal. You're going to be. You're such a. You love the rockers.

[E]

I do love them. I mean, but I'm not a fan. There's a difference.

[A]

What's the difference? You're not a fan. What do you mean?

[E]

I'm not a fan because I've been around it so much that I enjoy like, you know, doing whatever needs to be done, work wise.

[A]

Right.

[E]

Not what you're thinking, but fans are fanatics.

[A]

Right.

[E]

And so I'm not like, oh, my God, they're. The only person I was ever kind of dumbfounded by was Robert Plant.

[A]

I would be too. And I'm a straight white male. I mean, Robert Plant is the Elvis of our era in my book.

[E]

And he's tall. I mean when, when he walks in, it's like a presence. It's like I am Robert Platt.

[A]

I am here. Did you get to speak with the King?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Like just short or in length. Did you interview him or anything?

[E]

I didn't interview him. I was there with another DJ that was interviewing him. And so at this radio station, if someone liked your shirt, you had to take it off if you were wearing the station shirt and give it to him. That was supposed to be for guys. Well, the DJ says, because I was wearing the shirt, hey, she'll take off her shirt.

[A]

To Robert.

[E]

Yes. And he said, could somebody get the baby oil?

[A]

Really?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

So he had not seen too many in his lifetime. He was still up for a good time because you know that. I mean this guy has seen everything.

[E]

Oh, I know. And there's such a presence about this guy. I mean he really has.

[A]

He was living in Austin for a while. I don't know if he's still there.

[E]

I don't think so.

[A]

Just a couple years ago he was spotted around grocery stores here, all over Austin. I forgot who he was living with. Some old rock chick.

[B]

I thought he lived with Jimmy Page in Aleister Crowley's old house.

[E]

That's a weird story.

[B]

Channeling lightning for Ozzy Osbourne. Listening to Black Sabbath at 78 speed, man. Talking to God.

[E]

That's some crazy stuff.

[A]

What else we got in the news today?

[E]

Deb birthday goes out today to a hundred year old woman who was asked what she wants to do for her birthday. And. And she would like to become a pole dancer at 100 years old, Virginia. And so her family has put up a pole in the living room tonight they're going to have her three children, their grandchildren and their great grandchildren all watch this. And she is wearing a peekaboo toad heel.

[B]

A what?

[E]

It just shows like the tips of your toes. Not. Cause you can't do stilettos, man.

[B]

But I'm just wondering, like that's a shoe.

[E]

Are things like so hangy they might get wrapped around the pole?

[A]

Yeah, she can't pull herself up on a pole. Can't she?

[E]

No, they made a step stool for her.

[A]

But can she hold?

[E]

Okay, but I'm just saying, do they have to baby oil it up so you know flaps don't get.

[A]

I don't know. I don't know.

[F]

It's a terrible image.

[A]

Just the whole thing What's. What's wrong with her?

[B]

Why does she want to pole dance at this age? At this advanced age?

[E]

At 100? Why not? I mean, seriously, right? So in other news yesterday, Willie Nelson turned 83.

[A]

He's that old?

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Still token.

[A]

And he's still touring, right?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, almost every day.

[E]

There's so much residue of weed in his beard, someone could just shave it and smoke it.

[A]

Bob, how many times have you seen Willie? I've never seen him live, ever.

[F]

Can't.

[B]

I can't count him. I've met Willie, you know, I've hung with Willie.

[E]

What's he like?

[B]

Well, it's cool. He was as friendly as any celebrity I've been around.

[A]

Bob was a DJ on a big station up in the Panhandle Ish and Wichita Falls area, and he used to have. He used to interview all the country guys.

[E]

Ah, you told.

[A]

Was that Reba story?

[B]

Oh, you know, well, that's. That's what got me in trouble in Wichita Falls. They used to send me when I was a new guy. I would be like the Envoy. I would go and pick up the famous singer at their hotel, and I would take them to dinner, usually with the band, you know, a couple of. Couple of sales guys from the station.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And then back to their hotel and up to the venue for the show, and then from the venue back to their hotel. Sometimes they'd want a drink after the. You know, sometimes they'd want to go out after a show. Sometimes they want to go straight back to the hotel. I drove Reba around, you know, for 20 hours, you know, and stuff went.

[E]

20 hours?

[A]

20 hours. That's a long time.

[B]

Stuff went on, and I went too far with Reba.

[E]

You and Reba?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

What happened?

[A]

Really?

[B]

Okay, you remember Monica Lewinsky's blue dress?

[E]

Ooh, yes.

[B]

Okay, that didn't happen with Reba. Okay, and how am I to know, right? I'm going with her. I'm 22.

[A]

I'm thinking, wow, here's your one chance, Fancy. Don't let her down.

[B]

Well, I should have used the dress.

[A]

Shut up.

[F]

Shut up.

[B]

No, that's what they say. That's one thing you don't do to Reba. She was mad.

[E]

What did she say?

[B]

Well, nothing for quite a bit.

[A]

What?

[B]

But once she spoke, she called my boss first.

[E]

She called your boss?

[A]

You got fired. Because you didn't.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

With Reba. Down the chute, old boy. I wish I believed you. Half of me does.

[B]

And I was so young, you know, I didn't have any class. Or style, really. And I said something. I don't even remember something like, how about that?

[E]

How about that? How you like that? So how old was she?

[B]

She didn't. She might have been.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

She didn't look a day over 20 herself. Reba's beautiful when you get next to her. Like, you talk about Robert Plant having a presence. Reba was that way, really. And I, you know, and I've met Dolly Parton and Tanya Tucker and some beauties. Okay. But Reba, when you get right next to her, she's just like. The whole room hums. Yeah, so are you, and so does Reba.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rebo.

[B]

I can't believe you did that to me. How could you do that?

[A]

Do you know who I am?

[B]

I reef McTire.

[A]

Well, how did y' all get to that point?

[B]

I'm gonna call your boss. As I was. Listen, I was good looking dude when I was like, 22.

[A]

20.

[B]

Asks anybody good looking. Asks Charmy. Charmy Grayson style. You can see it. I know. Debbie can see it.

[E]

I can see it.

[B]

Cause I had it, man.

[A]

So you closed the deal with Reba?

[B]

I had it going on.

[E]

So where were you? In a car. I feel like you were in a car.

[B]

Yeah, well, obviously.

[A]

Did you. Backstage.

[B]

I closed it a little too close. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I used to do all that, man.

[A]

So did you, like, bring them out on the. On the concerts and you were the announcer and all the good stuff?

[B]

I've done a hundred of those deals. All those guys. And then I would sit on the bus with my little cassette recorder and get him to record liners.

[A]

Ah.

[B]

And nine times out of 10, we'd drink beers and I've had ball. I used to have cassette tapes of, like, me and Mark Chestnut or me and John Anderson sitting around just joking, having a ball, you know?

[A]

You know, Debbie, have you ever heard Bobbo's John Anderson? Do you know who John Anderson is?

[E]

No.

[A]

Do you even know? You're so rocked out. You don't even know who Johnny.

[E]

I love old school country.

[A]

Well, that's pretty damn old school. Straight tequila night. Just a swinging there's. And we're on the porch just to swing in.

[E]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

[B]

That's her brother's on the front porch eating chocolate pie. That guy John.

[E]

Yes. Okay.

[A]

I do know that he does pretty good impressions.

[E]

Let me hear. Do it again. Were you doing it?

[A]

Hey, yeah, he was doing it in.

[B]

The kitchen cutting chicken up too Fry.

[A]

Mama's on the back porch rolling. No, somebody's on the back porch rolling up a garden hose. We were on the porch with Charlotte, feeling love down to our toes. And we were just a swinging. When I was in fourth grade, learning guitar, that was the first chords that my instructor.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

How about some Boxcar Willie?

[B]

My dad played with Boxcar Willie till he died. My dad's a professional fiddle player.

[E]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Do you know in Waco they have a street Boxcar Willie Lane?

[B]

They sure do.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Poor Boxcar Willie. He cashed his check. No longer with us.

[E]

Oh, he's not?

[B]

No, he did. He passed away years ago.

[E]

So was. Did he really ride in boxcars for a while?

[A]

Bob might know the stories. I know nothing.

[B]

He's renowned for such a rock dude. He didn't do it as long as Merle Haggard did. Merle Haggard was literally a hobo. I love Merle Haggard up and down the California coast. Yes, he was. Boxcar Willie did, though. He was. I mean, he was known for that, but not for that long.

[A]

This Prince stuff, is it fading out yet or is it still everywhere all the time?

[F]

Well, everybody wants to know how he died.

[A]

Right.

[F]

And so it's still going.

[E]

Authorities raided the Minnesota Walgreens where Prince. Yes. Picked up the prescriptions for heavy duty medications. And so it's looking like Prince probably. Probably had some aliases. Going to pick up the Percocet. And also they think that I don't even. Yes, I was gonna say that.

[A]

I read that too. That. That.

[E]

Yeah. I didn't know if I should say that because I don't know if it's official.

[F]

It's not. It's. But the rumors still out there.

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

That's why he was going to Walgreens so much, is because he had his medicine for hiv.

[E]

Yeah, but I mean, if you have hiv, you don't need Percocet.

[A]

Percocet. No.

[E]

Well, I mean, if it's act. But. Right. If it's active.

[A]

Right.

[E]

I would think.

[F]

But if it turned to full blown AIDS and you're in pain, you're in pain.

[B]

I could see that if you got hiv. I mean, a nap wouldn't hurt.

[D]

Come on.

[B]

You know.

[E]

You know. You know what's weird though? You know his song let's Go Crazy? I thought about this the other day when it says, don't let the elevator break you down.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

And he died in the elevator. Well, Prince thought of like corporate America and people as the elevator.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

So ironic.

[E]

And he was. What Jehovah Witness.

[F]

Yes.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

But he lived this crazy life of absolute organic everything. No alcohol if you were at party in his place. No drugs, no booze, everything organic. No burgers, nothing.

[E]

Cause he was on Percocet.

[A]

Yeah, but I mean, I hate that. And like these rich girls that order organic this and organic that and their yoga. But then they're just vodka and wine heads all the time. Spend all this money. I see it in these wives and they're. Oh, you know, they want their food cooked a special way and everything's gotta be expensive and special to maintain their great body. But then they just full blown alcoholics.

[E]

All the time, box of wine a night.

[A]

Right? I. It's just so. So Prince was a pill head? Yeah, possibly.

[F]

Possibly.

[A]

Allegedly.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

They said not good with money, supposedly.

[A]

Really?

[B]

He had like, he had chronic like conditions though, with his hips and his knees and his legs from jumping across PA systems with his high heels on. Seriously? No, seriously.

[D]

He did.

[A]

He did.

[B]

They say he did. And like, over time, John used. Used to eat some painkillers once in a while, like it gets to be a bit of a habit, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because you used to loan me some sometimes, man.

[A]

I'd be like, wow. After my accident, there was a time when I was those great big Vicodins, the big horse pill size, man. I think street value on them was like 30 bucks.

[B]

Yeah, anything like that.

[A]

I've had a big, big bottle, like 150 bottle. And I'd take 16 of those a day.

[E]

What?

[B]

Yeah, with real life nerve damage. Pain.

[A]

No, I was hurt. I was in a wheelchair.

[B]

Yeah, that's Prince. It doesn't make you feel?

[A]

People talk to me, you know. Do you remember us doing this? Do you remember us doing them?

[F]

Like.

[A]

No, no. And I wasn't. I didn't feel. I didn't get high off of pain pills at all. But when you took them, the pain would go away. And I think if you're not in pain, then you get high on them.

[E]

Yeah, probably makes sense. You know what, Regardless, Prince was just a phenomenal musician. You know, he actually contacted Ted Nugent's roadie because he wanted to get one of Ted's guitars to see how he made that sound, you know, with the guitar and stuff like that. So he was. I mean, he tapped into all kinds of different.

[A]

And that's how he got AIDS. Oh, wow.

[B]

Hold on.

[E]

It was the 80s or 90s.

[B]

Got AIDS from Ted Nugent?

[A]

No, from tapping into all kinds of stuff.

[B]

Sounds like a Wallace Edwards story.

[A]

Prince liked his Sex.

[F]

He had a dungeon at his place.

[E]

Did he really?

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

How about that house?

[A]

My wife's asking me, was he gay? I'm like, no. Because he loved his gals. I don't know. I mean, I never slept with a guy.

[E]

Yeah, but Bob Ou.

[A]

How about his house?

[E]

You sleep with Prince?

[A]

No, his house is a commercial building. You know, I never knew about this. What's it called? Something Park. Paisley Park.

[B]

Paisley Park.

[A]

All these pictures. I'm like, this is a freaking commercial building that looks like the building we're in. And this is his house.

[B]

After Purple Rain and he made his gazillions. He had Paisley park built as a studio and a place to live in. It was just his Graceland, you know.

[E]

It'S like hardly any windows.

[A]

It's ugly.

[E]

It is very ugly.

[F]

Well, they're saying they're going to make it like Graceland too. Where you can go visit and everything like that.

[A]

Was he that big?

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

France. Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

He influenced a lot of musicians.

[F]

150 million records sold. Something like that. I mean, it's crazy. Yeah.

[E]

And so his crackhead sister might get the money.

[B]

Hold on. Is she crackhead?

[E]

That's what they're saying. We act like we know this for.

[B]

Cuz I'll hook up with that girl, man.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Cuz I don't care.

[E]

She's got purple hair.

[A]

Now, the picture of her looks a little crackhead, Mama Joe.

[B]

Yeah, it does.

[A]

Yeah. She looks like she. Like she was in the background of the Intruder video.

[F]

You didn't have a will. That's why.

[E]

Is that crazy?

[A]

Well, how much money does he have? Buck and a half? Is that what they're saying?

[E]

Like just 3 million or something like that?

[A]

Really?

[E]

Yeah. Not a lot.

[F]

He gave it a lot, a lot of weight to charity. I mean, he's real big in charity.

[A]

Well, he was flying on a Falcon jet and those things are. I mean, if he had his own falcon that he was running everywhere, I mean, that's. That's 100,000amonth.

[E]

You know what, though? I don't blame him. Live life while you got it. He did it. He made all the music.

[A]

I agree.

[E]

So what? He didn't leave anybody anything.

[A]

I agree. I mean, he had a blast. I mean, look at. Look, we're all sitting here talking about him.

[E]

I know.

[A]

I mean, it could have been a lot worse. I'm proud of him. Good job, Prince. Party on. Screw all the girls, get aids. Be a pill head, Play rock and roll shows. Fly around in a private jet. Build your own palace. And it's all weird and everybody's trying to figure out what you're doing. And you're just weird and you're high and you're playing your stuff. I mean, and he died. His elevator.

[B]

Pancakes, Basketball, right?

[F]

Dave Chapel.

[B]

Let that freak flag fly. Prince.

[A]

We'll be back. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars, radio. We'll get into some more of that when we get back. 800-800-7234. Call the number while we're doing this commercial break. And remember to join us on 945, the buzz in Houston next week. We're moving. We're at the radio station. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-723, 4, 1999.

[C]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800- radio. This is the john clay wolf show.

[A]

So my boat sank yesterday, right?

[B]

You were telling us about this earlier. Now, you bought this boat on the show. Is that right?

[A]

In Houston. And I got a cop call yesterday saying, do you own a, you know, Searay 320? Yes. Well, it sank. Really? And I'm trying to get this guy. I haven't been over to see it yet. It didn't sink all the way. He said the swim platform was about a foot underwater.

[B]

Man.

[A]

And I'm trying get this. This is so chicken. So this guy that, that with the service center that just sent me a $800 bill for pumping it out and towing it back to its slip, somebody stole it is what happened. And they found it and they went and pumped it out and then towed it back to the slip. And I wanted him to call in the show and tell us what happened and what the status is. Listen to this sellout deal. So somebody called him this morning was like, tell him to call on the show so he can tell me, give me an update on the boat. Listen to his excuse. Hang on. I just got this on my voicemail.

[D]

Hey, John, this is Scott with Eagle Mountain Service. But I just got off the phone with Paige and she was saying something about doing something with you on the radio.

[G]

And unfortunately, unless it's approved by corporate, we're not allowed to do anything with radio. When you get a chance, call me back.

[A]

So when was the last time that they had a request to do something on radio? Never.

[F]

Never. Corporate. It's a corporate policy, John.

[B]

That's an excuse.

[E]

That's an excuse.

[A]

Then how do we call this guy and just put him on the radio and don't tell him? Well, you can't for one that's legal.

[E]

I'm just gonna do it illegal.

[A]

Okay, so what are they gonna do to me?

[F]

Well, they could sue you.

[A]

For what?

[F]

Well, I know there's FCC regulations against it.

[A]

What if I say you're on the radio?

[F]

Well, you say that. Yes. If you say that I just got here on the radio, yes, that's fine. As long as you announce it, you're good.

[E]

You don't have to announce if someone's calling in. If you're like, if a listener's calling in.

[F]

Yeah. Then you don't have to.

[E]

Yeah. And you can cut that up and make it sound like whatever you want.

[B]

J.D. is rolling in his grave right now. Are you even considering this dude? JD's our Voice of reason on this show.

[E]

Oh, is he?

[B]

Oh, oh, yeah. He's the angel. He's the angel on John's right shoulder.

[A]

This cop calls me. Do you own TX number? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I'm like, I don't know. Well. And he called the person that was registered to. I never flipped the registration over. And when he mentioned the guy's name in Houston that I bought it from, I was like, yeah, that's him. But do you keep this boat at the landing? I'm like, no, it's on the other side of the lake. He said, that's where it is. I'm like, okay. He said, it's sinking. Okay. From the storm, somebody. He said, no joke. There's a stiletto heel hanging off the windshield, and there's woman undergarments on the floorboard.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

And then I was like, okay, this is a Bob Odile. Somebody's punking me. Where's Ashton Crutcher? Kutcher, Whatever his name is? No, no, no. So it really did start sinking. So the question.

[D]

So.

[A]

So Turley, they pumped it out, they towed it back to the slip, and they put straps underneath it to keep it from going down.

[F]

Why is it sinking?

[A]

I don't know. That's what I want to talk to Scott about.

[F]

Did somebody run it up and put.

[A]

A hole in it? I don't know. I mean, if they put a hole in it, you would think it would sink faster because it didn't sound like it was going. What I think happened is it's been gone for a while, and it's been unplugged out of the slip, and the bilge pumps quit working because the batteries went dead.

[B]

You know what happened, man?

[A]

What?

[B]

Okay. We talk about how lake people are so different, and they party all. Do you know what happened?

[E]

No, tell us.

[B]

They probably. And this is horrible, and I'm not joking, okay? But they probably up and screwed a hole right in it.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

They screwed a hole in the boat.

[B]

And it started taking water. And it's just. What are you gonna do? I mean, you don't even eat an iceberg.

[A]

So what if I say we're on break? You're on the radio.

[F]

As long as you just say you're on the radio real quick.

[E]

Right?

[F]

That's all you got to say.

[E]

But are you sure you want.

[F]

And it's going to confuse them, but you could say that. As long as you do it.

[A]

I just want to know what happened, and I think that's ridiculous.

[E]

And you should know. It's your boat.

[A]

I'm as mad as. Corporate doesn't allow us to do deals on radio.

[E]

What is that?

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

We're not on radio. He works at a marina in Dallas Fort Worth.

[A]

He's the handyman at a marina.

[B]

I mean, we were on in Houston and Abilene and Witcha Falls and other markets. We're not on Dallas Fort Worth.

[F]

No, hang on.

[A]

I'll be right back. I gotta go pump some gas.

[B]

Right?

[A]

So if all our. And then I gotta do an interview.

[B]

With Larry King, our friends in these other markets can just promise an hour. You don't tell the guy you're on the radio. You don't tell him anything. You just call him and talk to him and I'll. We'll be quiet while you talk to him and figure out what happens.

[F]

Yeah, well, I want to see you call. I don't think he's going to pick up.

[A]

I'm going to call him and I'm going to. I'm going to. I'm going to get the fact we're on the radio and I'm going to let him tell us he can't be on the radio.

[D]

And.

[A]

And I'm going to argue with him about being on the radio.

[F]

There you go. That sounds like great radio.

[B]

Fun 10 minutes right there.

[A]

I mean, I want to know why you can't be on the radio.

[E]

I'm kind of curious. Like, is there dead strippers in the boat?

[A]

Cut the music out of the bag. Dead strippers, That's a whole new twist. I haven't even thought about this. Yeah, Bobo, don't screw this up for me.

[F]

Quiet, everybody.

[A]

Told you.

[G]

Scott.

[A]

Scott, this John Wolf.

[G]

Hey, John, how are you?

[A]

Good. What were you saying? You can't be on the radio. You're on the radio. Nope, sir.

[G]

Hey, because Paige Called me, said you wanted to do some kind of a radio spot with me.

[A]

No, not a spot. I'm on the air. I do a radio show. I do a radio show every Saturday morning.

[G]

Oh, cool.

[A]

And that's what we're calling you. And I wanted to know what happened to my boat.

[G]

Well, yeah. No, yeah, because we're not allowed. Corporate doesn't allow us to do any kind of radio.

[A]

When was the last time corporate gave you a brief down on you doing radio interviews?

[G]

Six months ago.

[A]

And how did that conversation go? I'm interested.

[G]

Well, because here's the deal. The way that they look at it is that. Is that any time that we have news or radio, 99% of the time, it's bad publicity because somebody's either gotten hurt on the leg or something along those lines that they just decided. They just said that blanketed across the board.

[A]

Okay, so can. Can we talk about this? And you don't. Nobody said who you work for. Nobody said what?

[G]

Like you and I could talk about it just fine.

[A]

Okay. Because we're on the radio. I just want to know what happened to my boat. What do you think happened? Y' all helped me. I appreciate it. So I'm a happy guy with your end. But what.

[G]

That's a really good question. I mean, if. If I had to guess, I think somebody probably took it out. Joy riding is what it made what makes sense to me.

[A]

Okay, and then what?

[G]

I don't know. That's a good question.

[A]

Are there any keys?

[G]

Secondary boat. Say again?

[A]

Are there any keys?

[G]

No, there were no keys in the boat from what I remember.

[A]

Okay. Do you think that the water got into the engine rooms?

[G]

No, No. I did look at it, and it was. Said water did get into the engine room. It did not get into the engine. The swim platform, it was listing off to the starboard side. And so just. The starboard side of the platform was underwater. And so the water got just barely up to the bottom of the alternator.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

No water got into the engine, so the engine's still completely fine.

[A]

What about the cabin that you are.

[G]

Gonna have is later on down the road, you are gonna run into an issue with your starter because it did get wet. I'm sure it's gonna last for, you know, a couple of months, but it's gonna rust eventually. And whether it's, you know, a couple weeks from now or a year or two from now, it is gonna need to be.

[A]

So I should sell it now?

[G]

No, it's just a starter.

[A]

Right. I actually changed the starter out Last summer, so.

[G]

Well, you're gonna have to do it again now, unfortunately.

[A]

$320. So do you. Did water get in the cabin? Because that's. That's a concern. I honestly don't know because it's locked.

[G]

Up for you, but I honestly don't know.

[A]

Somebody got drunk and got in my boat. Was there really a high heel stiletto shoe hanging off the windshield? That's what the top. What the hell?

[G]

Somebody might have had some fun in your boat is what I'm guessing.

[A]

It's a good time in boat, man. I mean, that's what lakes are for. Is.

[G]

It's somebody else's boat. Might as well, huh?

[A]

Is there any damage that anybody noticed on the side? Do you think they hit it?

[G]

Nothing visible. It doesn't look like there was any impact damage or anything like that. You know, it's really a mystery because something like this, we don't really cross anything like this very often at all. Most of the time when we see a boat that's missing, Missing, it's because of theft, and they've taken it, you know, joyride, wrote it. But honestly, most of the time, they bring it back and put it into a different slip somewhere. So they need somewhere to get off the lake.

[A]

Would it be a. Would it be a decent theory that we go out, we get. We're wasted, we back in. I don't know what happened, but they left it out of the slip. They left it unplugged. It's been over there for a week maybe, because I haven't been out there in a couple months. And the batteries run down from the bilge pump running without shore power. And then it start taking on water slowly.

[G]

Absolutely it is. And that's what it looks like to me, because we couldn't see any signs of water coming into the boat. But for a safety precaution, we've got you back into your slip, and we've got some straps underneath it to help support the boat just in case it is taking on water that we don't know of.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

I honestly can't tell you whether the salvage guy.

[A]

Salvage. That's a hard, harsh, harsh term.

[G]

Isn't it a harsh term?

[A]

Yes. I noticed that on your invoice. You sent me salvage. I'm like, wait, he's up, dude.

[G]

Yeah. Yeah. Yours isn't nearly that bad, but that's just the standard term.

[A]

Please. Y' all are extremely corporate. Okay, well, thank you. And I will call you later. Now I feel better. Well, now we got to the bottom of that good? I covered all the on the radio stuff.

[F]

Yeah, no, that was perfect.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah, that was. Yeah, that was perfect.

[A]

I sold him twice. I might have told him three times. Yeah. one point I did say, you're on the radio.

[F]

He laughed. So he acknowledged it.

[E]

I gotta have a radio show on the radio.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

And you're on it.

[E]

That was perfect.

[F]

So somebody was partying on your boat.

[E]

Both.

[A]

No, they was cleaned. Okay, version. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[F]

No, no.

[A]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. If you call in, guess what? You will be on the radio. So just heads up.

[B]

I'm on the radio whether your company likes it or not.

[A]

Bill. Oh, eight Chevy Colorado with 150,000 miles. Four wheel driver. Bill, are you there?

[D]

Two.

[A]

Two wheel drive. Crew cab or extended.

[D]

Crew cab?

[A]

Crew cab. Average rough or clean? It's got big miles.

[D]

It is average, but. Well, the inside's average. Yeah, yeah, I know the send you pictures, but you're not going to get them yet, I guess.

[A]

But.

[D]

But the tailgate has a bend in the bottom. Driver's side corner of the tailgate. There's like a little. It bends up. I don't know what happened.

[A]

Don't worry about it. When we look at that stuff, we just figure what it takes to fix it and back it out. I mean, it's just about money. We can fix anything. Kind of. Except. So you've already sent the car in to givemetheven.com. my guys will. They'll send you an offer letter here in a minute. There's four, five people downstairs working on this. All the customer bids and offer letters. Right now I'm thinking. I mean, just off the top of my head, it's 2 to 2,500. What are you thinking? Bill, please clap. I'm gonna go. Bill's got a. Bill. Bill. Bill has a bad phone connection.

[B]

Sell us your car. Something so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Bobbo did that all by himself.

[E]

I could hear it.

[B]

Is it horrible?

[A]

He layered it like 10 times.

[E]

It sounds good.

[B]

I'm not a good producer man.

[E]

Sticks in your head.

[B]

Sell us your car.

[E]

I hear a woman in that. Is that you?

[B]

There is a woman in there.

[A]

Oh. He added two layers and one layer of some chick voice at the end of it. Because we kept going back and forth. I'm like, eh, a little bit of this. Little more garlic, little more salt. And he got it and he nailed it.

[E]

So do you think people actually do it in their underwear?

[A]

They do, because they send us pictures and they do selfies with their computers in their underwear. I swear to God. No, I swear to God.

[E]

Whoa.

[B]

I'll tell you what, little yellow cake people do all kinds of things in the underwear, okay?

[A]

People, because we cut up on the show so much to our fans. They like when they send us their car pics. They like, take selfies like, you know, Ozzy and all that. Just whatever, Just party on.

[E]

Love it.

[A]

Yeah, they're fun pictures of my old.

[B]

Lady'S tattoo right here. John Wolf.

[A]

Okay, We've had guys send us pictures of their wife's top or girls or with them next to the car and ask if that's good for the $500 increase.

[E]

And is it?

[A]

It can be. It all matters, you know, everything's relative. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. And I start drinking mine about 4 o'.

[G]

Clock.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Debbie Sexton in for JD Ryan today. Thanks so much for joining, Deb.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Bob, of course, is here. Turley, the master producer.

[F]

Yo, yo.

[A]

The podcast is on itunes. Goes hot about 2 o' clock on Saturdays, so if you miss the show and you can always grab it on the podcast during the week. Have you seen the numbers on our podcast?

[F]

It's good. We got a lot of episodes on there. So not just this week, but you can catch up from.

[A]

Yeah, there's first of the year. Yeah, there's. You push up three, three hours every week, three episodes. But yeah, I mean, it's just like, I'm surprised how many thousands of people love podcasts. They do.

[E]

They do, because they can go back and listen. Maybe they're working or whatever, but they love you and they want to keep up.

[A]

It's fun. It's fun. I've enjoyed it. I've had a blast. And we've been on Houston for like, six years, and it's exciting to get invited to go over to a monster station like the Edge and. Not the Edge, the Buzz Buzz. I need to get that down. Right. Yeah, we'll get started, start drinking. Hey, we're here on the Eagle, the Buzz Edge thing. We'll be right back.

[C]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the john clay wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-rode. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John clay wolf.

[D]

Sam.

[A]

Did one of the Floyd guys die?

[B]

Two of them.

[A]

Who's left? Gilmore or. He died.

[B]

Yeah. Gilmore and Richard Wright died. Right.

[A]

They're all dead. Everybody's good's dead.

[E]

Everybody Haha.

[A]

Prince is dead.

[B]

Roger Waters quit.

[A]

Hag's dead and has refused.

[B]

Refused to come back.

[A]

I went to see a Pink Floyd wall show three years ago. Those Waters, wasn't it?

[B]

Yeah, that was.

[A]

Didn't he do the wall? The wall by himself?

[B]

Right. That's what that was. It's pretty cool and looked awesome.

[A]

It was good.

[B]

You sent me a video clip of that and I was so envious.

[A]

It was really good. Did you go to the. When's the Steely dan deal at Gexo?

[B]

June 22. That's actually in American Airlines center this time. First time they've ever played a venue of this. This size. Steve. Steve Wynwood is opening.

[A]

I'll go to that if I'm available be.

[B]

I may have a couple extra tickets.

[A]

Oh hey.

[B]

He may show trip because I got one daughter who's not going anymore and you know, my son probably will. Will not.

[A]

Deb, how does the ticket thing work with the radio stations? I mean, I know, but I don't in. In the big cities.

[B]

It's about time we got to this subject.

[F]

Let everybody know who Deb is and why she.

[A]

Debbie Saxton. She's been on the radio for years in Dallas and she's sitting in for J.D. ryan this morning. But does the. I mean, y' all promote the concerts and in exchange you get a gazillion tickets to give away and then you keep what you want. You know, you keep 20% of them to give out to friends and clients and this and that.

[E]

Well, actually it always goes to the fans first. I was really surprised when I found out this. It goes to the, you know, whoever wins the tickets and sometimes a lot of people don't show up. And I'm sure that there's some for clients and stuff that they keep.

[A]

There is, but. So the extras are the no shows.

[E]

Yeah, that the DJs actually get.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

So we don't. We don't even get them first.

[A]

Okay, so you get. But is there always leftovers? Is there always a scratch at the end of every show? No, no. So when. Like if the show's on a Saturday, when do y' all get to know what you have?

[E]

Friday afternoon. Close the business. I didn't get to see acdc and.

[A]

Y' all had a gazillion tickets to give away?

[E]

Yeah, we. Well, everyone came to.

[A]

But you don't get a pass and to go.

[E]

It depends on what it.

[F]

You guys are promoting it.

[A]

Right? Right.

[E]

Well, no, if we're promoting it, then seriously, the listeners come first. I Was shocked, too. I'm like.

[A]

But you don't get a pass to. I mean, not a ticket, but just a lanyard to go. I mean, you don't have it backstage.

[E]

Not necessarily.

[A]

Really?

[F]

You guys are promoting it, and you guys have a suite. Then like a big promotion party or something like that. You won't go backstage, but you at least go to the show, right?

[B]

Sometimes, like a Black Sabbath plays J Man.

[A]

Back in the day, it was different.

[B]

And you just show up and you got your lanyard and you're Debbie Sexton. And you walk up, hey, Debbie Sexton. You know, you just walk in, right?

[E]

But you also, like. But different. Different DJs will work different shows. So of course, you know, they're gonna get in and stuff. But. Yeah, no, it's not like it used to. I mean, which is good for the listeners, because you're first.

[A]

You don't have to tell them you're not selling anything. Now, tell me the truth.

[E]

No, that is the truth.

[B]

That is.

[A]

Believe me, you, the listeners, you're first.

[E]

You're first.

[A]

I tell you, listeners, if I'm giving tickets away, I've already taken mine. You're second, right?

[B]

No, listeners were always first. Like, when I met Willie, I waited in line because I'm a listener, too, fans. And I went on his bus last and talked to him. But like, Black Sabbath shows, playing a JA Energy Pavilion, you just walk up, hey, I'm Debbie Sexton. You know, here for the show. How's it going? No matter who's working it, they're going to let you in.

[E]

Yeah, well, I think that's different.

[B]

And if we're with you, they're going to let us all in.

[E]

That's right.

[B]

And we're gonna see Black Sabbath at Jackson Energy.

[E]

I'm actually. Do you want to see that? I actually want to see. This is it.

[B]

This is the last one.

[A]

No, I want to go ever.

[E]

You know, Ozzy is.

[A]

That's something cool about being on. The buzz in Houston is we're gonna get to do both. So if there's a good shows in Houston, we can go do that.

[E]

There's a lot of shows in Houston.

[A]

And Turley, we can start getting these artists on the show again. Because if we're on big air in Dallas, big air in Houston, then, you know, because most of them are back to back, they do Dallas on a Thursday, in Houston on a Saturday, or, you know, they. They. They schedule their tours, you know, the closest big market to the next one. So if they hit our show on an Interview. You know, they can cover Austin, Dallas, Houston.

[E]

Yeah, absolutely.

[B]

That's the hope.

[A]

And, well, we've had a lot of big stars on here, and that's how we got them.

[E]

Like, who's the biggest one?

[A]

Simon Cowell.

[E]

Really nice.

[A]

Oh, he's great. That was one. That was my best interview. I really enjoyed that. We've had Chevy Chase. Cheech and Chong were in the studio one day. That was fun. That was a long time ago.

[E]

Did they smoke?

[A]

No, no, it was early, I think.

[B]

Cheech is really clean these days, though, isn't he?

[A]

Yeah. Who else have we had? We've had Rob Halford. We've had Weird Alchemy Studio.

[E]

Oh, my God, is he weird?

[F]

Yeah, he's goofy.

[A]

I actually picked him up at his bus, drove him to Fort Worth, and we spent about, you know, five hours together that day. And what was really funny is when we. I dropped him off at his in laws house in Dallas. You know, because it's during the day, he's not being weird at all. He's being himself. Normal life. Take me over to my in law's house. And we were going there. We were having trouble finding it. And he said I should be able to. He'd never seen the house before. He'd never been there. He said, you know, I should be able to find this thing since I bought it for him three years ago.

[E]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

I was like, wow.

[D]

Weird.

[A]

I'll make some money.

[E]

Is he, like, super tall?

[A]

Yeah. I mean, super tall. No, but he kind of has that Carrot Top presence, too.

[B]

Lanky.

[E]

Oh, have you seen Carrot Top? What's up with his face?

[A]

Nasty.

[F]

Steroids.

[A]

Is it steroids or plastic surgery?

[E]

It's gotta be both.

[B]

It's both a procedure or two, man.

[E]

Oh, my God. He looks like a wind tunnel.

[A]

Hey, Roy. Roy. Uncle Roy has. This ain't funny. Uncle Roy's a part of our show and he is in the hospital and I asked him to call him. I want to check him. Roy, are you there?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

How you feeling, man?

[D]

I'm in.

[A]

You laying in the hospital? You laying in a hospital bed right now?

[D]

Right now? Yeah, I've been here since Tuesday. Tuesday night.

[A]

Damn. I didn't even know about it until yesterday. So what happened?

[D]

Hey, I begin to feel, you know, I feel ugly, you know? And I mean, I. You know, I don't never feel it ugly. I never feel that way. But I began to feel ugly. I waited till the last minute. I was sorry, I don't know. And I did.

[A]

What'd they Say.

[D]

Well, they ran every test in the book that could ran. They ran the scope, the camera down my throat boxes. They ready everything. The only thing they can find was the go. By the way, took it out.

[A]

When did they take it out?

[D]

Thursday.

[A]

Thursday. Today's Saturday. So you won't feel. Are you leaving tonight?

[D]

I don't think so.

[A]

They get you out quick these days.

[D]

I know, I know.

[A]

They shove you out the door.

[D]

I know. I asked a while ago, was I going home to my big bed? You know, I don't think so. You're still running, people. And this bed is not comfortable.

[A]

So we won't see you till a week from next week, probably because when they cut that gallbladder, they cut those stomach muscles. That's what hurts.

[D]

Yeah, that hurts. I mean, hurts bad.

[A]

Are they making you get up and walk?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Does it hurt like hell?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You know, once I get up, you know, if somebody helped me up, I'm okay. But if I got the food straight and get up on my own, it's kind of rough.

[A]

Well, if listeners want to send flowers, they send them to Hugley Hospital, care of Uncle Roy. What room you in? You know.

[D]

628.

[A]

628.

[E]

People are gonna show up at his room.

[A]

He'd be fine with that. He likes his fans.

[E]

Hey, Uncle Roy, I'm Debbie.

[D]

Hello there.

[E]

Hi, Debbie.

[A]

Sitting in for JD today. JD's down at the beach doing something. I don't know what. One of those gay resort retreats. We've got to go to commercial, man. I'll come see you.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Thanks for get better. 800. 800 radio is a calling number. Yes, we buy cars. You can call us during the break and we'll load you up and I'll take you to the air as soon as we get back. 800-800-Radio. 800-800-7234, or just go to give me the. The VIN. Givemetheven.com.

[C]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Bob, are you gonna do us the big bring back Saturday? Big DJ fm, man.

[B]

We're back on the John Clay Wolf Show. What a beautiful day for it. Cloudy and overcast. It's gonna be cool. Perfect weather for a fat man.

[A]

So we've got this. We figured out whose Facebook is left open.

[F]

Oh, yeah, you want to reset for everybody here.

[A]

It's Chicarillo's.

[B]

Oh, it's not Frankie's?

[A]

No. And Chicarello, he can't quit because he doesn't work here anymore. That's amazing that it held it that long. Open.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

He hasn't been here for six weeks, maybe two months.

[E]

Really?

[A]

And it's still open on that computer.

[F]

So. Yeah, he had this laptop.

[A]

Oh, that's the one.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

And he brought it back to us. Yes. Wow.

[F]

And Debbie's on it right now.

[E]

I'm on it right now. And I'm like, whoa, he left his Facebook over.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I think we've got. Come here. We got to update his status.

[F]

Go type on it. Let's go.

[E]

Yeah, you do it.

[B]

We put this in there, and.

[E]

And we got to find a new picture.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

I have a perfect one.

[A]

Hold on.

[E]

Okay, so I will go to.

[A]

What, baba? What do we. You want to. I mean, the easy one is coming out of the closet.

[B]

Well, just be heartfelt and concise. Just say this. Say, I just want to take this opportunity to be perfectly honest with my friends, comma, family, comma, Come on.

[A]

Honest. She's a dj, not a typist.

[E]

With my friends and family and co workers.

[A]

Leave co workers out. Because I'd hate for him to get in trouble for being gay at work.

[B]

I first. I first. I first suspected I might be gay.

[A]

I first new sentence. See, you're gonna write a story, okay? This is gonna be a serious one, okay?

[B]

I've in the second grade.

[E]

All right.

[B]

And have kept up the charade. C H A R A D, E.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

All these years.

[F]

Oh, he was just recently divorced, too.

[E]

Oh, this is perfect.

[B]

But now, comma, but now, comma, following my divorce.

[A]

Oh, comma.

[B]

And without Prince in the world, there's the.

[A]

There's the fact, okay, that lets everybody know it's a gig. Because I'm starting to feel bad for the guy, okay?

[B]

I cannot lie.

[E]

Okay?

[A]

Period.

[B]

I am addicted to gay sex. What's his name? First name.

[A]

That's so bad that everybody will know it's a gay Mike.

[B]

Thanks for listening. Love, Mike.

[A]

All right, that's good, because it's rough enough that it won't be taken seriously.

[B]

You'll never know.

[F]

Is there a real gay picture that you can put on there?

[E]

There's a high school one of him, and he's got a mullet.

[A]

Ooh, that's perfect.

[B]

He was probably killing him right about then.

[A]

That's fine. Mike Ciccarello. This is your Saturday morning long distance dedication from the top 40. Casey's top 40.

[B]

That's cold.

[A]

That's awesome. So we'll get to watch the fire. It off and let's watch the comments start flying. Yeah.

[E]

Okay. You want me to read it back?

[A]

Sure.

[E]

I just want to take this opportunity to be perfectly honest with my friends and family. I first suspected I might be gay in the second grade, and I kept up this charade all these years. But now, following my divorce and without Prince in the world, I cannot lie. I am addicted to gay sex. Thanks for listening. Love, Mike.

[F]

That's awesome.

[A]

So fire that off, and let's start watching the comments. We'll go back to that in a minute.

[B]

Brings a tear to the eye.

[E]

Something.

[A]

If you want in on the. How do you spell his last name? C, I, C, C. Chicarello.

[F]

Spell it out there for you.

[A]

C, I, C, C, A, E, R.

[E]

E, L, L, O.

[A]

Wait, wait, is he Italian? C, I.

[E]

You guys see A, R, E, L, L, O.

[B]

That's a bad idea.

[A]

Yeah, it's a joke. It's all a joke. It's a gig.

[F]

So friend him.

[A]

Yeah, friend him. Bomb him. Bomb him down. Michael Chicarello. Bomb him down with friend Request.

[E]

A mullet. High school picture.

[A]

I just came out, too.

[F]

Yes. I feel for you, brother.

[A]

Right.

[B]

JD Is spinning in his barefoot.

[A]

We're proud of you and your noble stance.

[B]

Allegedly.

[A]

Allegedly.

[E]

Oh, my God. This hair is awful, man.

[A]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. If he wasn't a friend of ours, we wouldn't be doing this.

[E]

I've never met the guy. Sorry.

[A]

I like him. He's a friend. That's what good friends do, right? No, it's all that's good. 8008-0072-3480-0800-723, 4. 800-800-Radio is the calling number. The website to get your car bins. Give me the vin.com givemethevin.com y' all.

[B]

Are mean jelly beans.

[A]

Well, as found in cars.

[F]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get to that.

[A]

That's for sure.

[F]

Sorry, I'm laughing at the phone.

[E]

You have to at least go on to Facebook to look at this thing.

[A]

No, it's awesome.

[F]

Oh, well, speaking of Facebook, go to John's Facebook page, too.

[A]

Here. Right? Facebook page. S found in cars. Let me hit the big O here, Bob. Well, the. The intro. Bob will explain it. Go ahead and fire. You got it.

[B]

Now live from Burbank Studio, it's time for the they Left behind, where we discover and investigate the stuff left behind in all the cars bought this week by the staff of the Real Deal. And now, here's your host, a real expert in leaving behind John Clay.

[A]

Wolf, we shouldn't have mentioned the divorce. Can you edit that? Yeah, because that might not be known to everyone.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Okay. I mean, what do you think, Mike? I mean, that might be something that'll hurt his feelings.

[G]

The other part of the laugh.

[E]

You have a soul. You do have a conscience.

[A]

I do.

[B]

Might be something that hurts his feelings.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

I know. He's not in the same house.

[B]

He just made it like he came out gay.

[A]

But that's funny. But when you start jacking with serious stuff, then that's different. If he was really gay, we wouldn't be doing this to him.

[E]

Well, maybe he's not really divorced.

[A]

Maybe not allegedly.

[F]

Probably move there in different houses and everything.

[B]

Always this criticism of my greatest writing.

[A]

I would definitely edit out the divorce part, because I don't. I don't know if that's okay, you know?

[E]

Okay, now following what? My sex change?

[F]

Yes. Yes.

[E]

Okay. There we go.

[A]

Yes. Perfect. Thank you. Okay. Got that covered.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

S found the Bob Turley set this up.

[F]

So s found in cars. This week we had a very interesting one. You got to go to John Clay Wolf's page right now on Facebook to see these pictures.

[E]

I gotta look, too.

[F]

What's the page again? John.

[A]

John Clay Wolf show.

[F]

There you go.

[A]

It's on Facebook. Pretty simple. Which car had more roaches in it than Tommy Chong's ashtray?

[F]

And these are.

[A]

See the pics below? Deb, do you see it? Yeah. Look at this car we bought. Look at the roaches in the car.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Is that for real?

[A]

It's for real, for reals.

[E]

Wait, I'm looking at it, too.

[F]

Online.

[E]

Hold on.

[A]

It's bad. How many are in there? 500.

[F]

Oh, no. More than that. Thousands.

[E]

We're not talking joint roaches either.

[F]

Yeah, we're talking real roaches.

[E]

Real roach.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[E]

Why would you buy that?

[F]

Well, it's a great question.

[A]

Well, it. It happened. I bought it at the Beaumont Auto Auction from Blake Rochelle. Blake, if you're listening. Yeah. I would say this one was borderline biohazard announcement on the windshield that you missed. Yeah, the truck driver got there to pick up all of our stuff, and he refused to load this one. I mean, I bought. In Blake's defense, I bought a lot of nice cars from him over the years at that auction, but this was not. This one had a story, and I don't know what it is.

[E]

Is there someone dead in there?

[F]

I don't know. It is sitting at our detail shop right now.

[A]

What did the Mexican men say? When they saw this in Spanish.

[F]

Well, I don't know. I don't know how to interpret what they said in Spanish, but it was probably something cussing of some sort.

[A]

Did they. Did they refuse to work on it?

[F]

No. Oh, they did not refuse, but they said they needed to bomb it first before they did anything because there was still live cockroaches in there.

[A]

Well, they bombed it down in Beaumont before the truck driver loaded it because we couldn't get it out of there. And I already bought it.

[E]

But if there's eggs in there. Here's the thing. If there's.

[A]

You're gonna make me puke.

[E]

No, listen. If there's roach eggs in there, you can't kill it until they're hatched. Oh, and those things hang out the back of them, those roach.

[G]

Oh, God.

[E]

And they stink. Roaches stink.

[A]

I mean, is roaches like aids? Once you got it, you can't get it?

[E]

Yeah, basically.

[A]

Oh, come on.

[F]

Yeah, well, they're probably in the motor. I mean, you can't.

[B]

In the motor. I would.

[A]

They shut up.

[F]

I wouldn't doubt it. I mean, it was. They are coming out the door when you. When you open the door.

[E]

The roach mobile, man, when you open.

[F]

The door, it looked like everything's dead. And also they're coming out from. With the windows.

[A]

I'm going to send this car to some auction to sell it under somebody else's name because I don't want it under my name.

[F]

No, you. Yeah. I don't think you do.

[E]

How much did you buy this for?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Was there anything else with this car? I mean, have you heard any funny noises or did.

[A]

I've never seen it again.

[B]

Have you noticed if the interior is bleeding or anything? This is like an Amityville thing almost.

[F]

So go to John Clay Wolf's. It's haunted John Clay Wolf's Facebook page.

[A]

So which car had more roaches in it than Tommy? See the picks and number one is A.

[F]

Well, now, John, you can't play in.

[A]

This because I know it. A Toyota Corolla. I think I know it. Hyundai Accent, Buick LeSabre or 02 Kia Rio.

[F]

So that's.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

A is 2010 Toyota Corolla. B, a 2012 Honda Accent. C, a 2000 Buick LeSabre. Bullets for a 2002 Kia Rio.

[A]

800. 800 is the call in number, by the way. 800. 800 radio. Not enough. I'm looking at some comments. Not enough room back there to be a LeSabre. If you bought a Rio, I Assume you can't afford much weed. I feel like it's the Accent or Corolla are the front runners here. James Chancey says it had to have come from Houston. Last week they were showing on the news where piles of roaches were. Were swarmed together. Well, he's right there. They did come out of Houston or area. Beaumont, the flooding. Ron Fleury says D. Kia Rio. Chris Hyde says D. I say D. You think D. I think D. I say, who cares?

[E]

There's too many roaches in that thing.

[F]

You gotta guess which car.

[A]

Corolla accent, Buick Saber, Akirio. And the whole idea here is what kind of person would have that car that would let it get in the shape. Nah, nah, hold on. Oh, you talk about roaches in a car that don't matter what kind of person you might be.

[F]

Okay.

[E]

You know, we're talking cockroaches, not roaches.

[A]

Yeah, lots of them. It's making me sick.

[D]

Never mind.

[E]

I could.

[A]

Tyrone, what do you. Tyrone, what's your. What's your guess? I think it's gonna be a kill real because the Buick are too classy. Hyundai accent. They would do that, except a woman would keep a Hyundai accent clean. And that's a woman car. Okay. And I don't know what a Corolla is. Baba, what do you think?

[B]

I think it's a D. You think.

[A]

It'S a Kia Rio.

[B]

Kia Rio? Yeah. Turley, you know an old ass Kia Rio.

[A]

Okay, well, I can say that everybody's wrong. It's b. It's the 2012 Hyundai Accent. Nice.

[D]

Ooh.

[B]

Unbelievable.

[E]

Really.

[B]

What a waste of a car, man.

[A]

Well, so can we steam clean it out and get it right?

[F]

I don't know. This is the biggest challenge that our detail shop has had to this day. And we've been with them for what, six years? Yeah, I mean, they had a. They took a Lincoln, was basically flooded.

[A]

Yeah.

[F]

And made it look brand new.

[A]

It wasn't flooded. It was covered in tree SAP.

[F]

Well, no, on the inside it had.

[A]

But it wasn't water damage. It was just nasty.

[B]

You guys are approaching this all wrong. And the only thing that's gonna work for this deal, and I've seen that movie Lahar a hundred times. You're gonna have to go down here to Como to the First Church of the Living Water and get Reverend Brown, talk to him, and he can clean the roach demons out of that car.

[A]

Well, how would he do it?

[B]

Brothers and sisters, when I woke up this morning, I smelled a disturbing smell.

[E]

What was it?

[B]

I Said when I woke up this morning, I could smell a disturbing smell. The smell all over the guards. Little cockroaches coming out the woodwork.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

After they flood time in Houston town. Modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. Houston, Beaumont, you know they got the Sodom Gomorrah down there. These little girly mans going in your bathroom at the Target store done brought the curse of the cockroaches. You tell them down on your 2012 Hyundai Accent. I tell you, fear not the cockroaches. But you gotta smite them.

[E]

Preach.

[B]

Smite them where they lay. Or the cockroaches will take your heart before God come for your soul.

[A]

That's right.

[B]

Say joy, Joy, joy, joy. Say joy, joy. Cockroaches be gone, Reverend Bound. That'd be dollar.

[A]

Thank you, Reverend. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[E]

No, they're still there.

[A]

800-800-7234 is the call in number. We will buy your car over the radio waves. You can call in right now. South Louisiana, West Texas, Houston, Texas, all of you. And a reminder to check us out on 94. 5 the buzz next week. We start our show over there as well.

[F]

No roaches, please.

[B]

What else is on your page, John?

[A]

And I think the brew in Oklahoma City. Man up. What else is on my page?

[B]

James Mesker says Bobbo and Reba. Awesome. She's gonna sue me.

[A]

You think? Yeah.

[B]

Which would be great publicity for the show.

[F]

It would be.

[A]

Yeah. What's the audio clip? Of the day.

[F]

Ah, yes.

[A]

Of the week. The week.

[F]

Why don't we get to that right now too? Because this is your favorite open.

[A]

Of course. Right, Yes.

[F]

I know you look forward to this every week.

[A]

It's time for.

[B]

I love it. You think that's it, right? But it's not. Wait, there's more.

[E]

There's more.

[A]

Time for Tilly's Artie. Oh, clip. Time for Tilly's Artie. Oh, clip. Time for Teddy's like banana.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Time for to clip. All right.

[E]

Love it.

[F]

This week's is actually works perfect because Debbie's here. Okay, Debbie, I'm sure you're on Twitter, right?

[E]

Yes.

[F]

What's your Twitter handle? You want to give it out to everybody?

[E]

It is Debbie Sexton 2.

[B]

2.

[F]

That's it. Just Debbie Sexton 2 with two X's, right?

[A]

Yeah, just double X light porn. Not heavy.

[E]

Yeah, no.

[B]

Who's the other W. Sexton.

[A]

JD Did a light porn.

[E]

Did you really?

[A]

No, not him. Jd. JD oh, one of those bad Cinemax deals.

[D]

Really?

[A]

He wasn't a nude actor in it, but he was a detective.

[E]

Are you serious?

[A]

I got.

[E]

We got a watch.

[A]

Funny. So what's the auto clip?

[F]

All right, so these two sports. Female sports writers in Chicago, Julie DeCaro and Sarah Spain, they get tweets all the time. Responses back to some of their articles are right, and some of them are not so nice. I'm sure you get some pretty mean tweets. Oh, yeah, well, they had some guys read what their tweets were that they were getting back to them in their face. Now, these guys didn't actually send them to them, but there was people that actually sent these tweets to him.

[A]

Here's some of them right here to put a. You ready to do some mean tweets?

[E]

I'm ready.

[B]

Sarah Spain sounds like a nagging wife.

[A]

On TV today, not even married yet.

[F]

Julie DeCaro is a run of the mill, mediocre beat writer.

[A]

Not atrocious, not good. Just sort of there. Sarah Spain is just a scrub muffin.

[G]

I don't even know what to scrub muffins.

[A]

I don't either.

[G]

I love muffins.

[A]

One of the players should beat you to death with their hockey stick like, before. You are.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Okay. This is why we don't hire any females unless we need. Unless we need our sucked or our food cooked.

[E]

Whoa.

[A]

Just read the tweets, man. They're just mean tweets. Um, this dumb.

[B]

There's a lot of C word.

[E]

There's a lot of C words. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I hope your dog gets hit by a car.

[A]

You.

[B]

Hopefully this skank Julie DeCaro is Bill Cosby's next victim.

[A]

Um.

[F]

I hope your boyfriend beats you.

[E]

What?

[A]

Why are they so mad? You need to be hit in the head with a hockey puck and killed. These are typical hockey.

[B]

This is just.

[F]

Yeah, they're beat writers or sports writers in Chicago. And fans get so fanatic. This is what they write to them. And, you know, it sounds a little different when you're reading it to them.

[E]

Yeah, well, you can tell the guys are like, they don't even want to say it, you know?

[F]

Well, I'm sure you get. Do you get some hate tweets, but not like that.

[A]

No.

[E]

I mean, no one's ever, like, threatened me, but. Yeah, but you know what? When you put yourself in the media like that, people are gonna just be.

[F]

Mean, so you gotta expect it.

[E]

Yeah. And you know, the thing is, I mean, that's pretty harsh, and it is gonna bother you to a point.

[B]

That's very harsh.

[E]

Some of that stuff but you know what? I know. And so when do you cross the line of saying, now, that's harassment, Is my life in danger? But for the most part, when you put yourself out in media, especially as a woman, I feel like you just gotta roll with it, man. You know, and the point that they're talking about you, unfortunately.

[A]

Yeah. In this industry, that's unfortunately a good thing, I guess.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Not read your own review.

[A]

There's a guy in Houston that like went to, he wrote this big story on me about my humor offended him. But if you read through it, it's like he's a fan. But my kid got a hold of it the other day, one of her friends did. Oh. And they were reading through it. It's really not. But my daughter, you know, she's pretty smart chick. She's 13. And when she got through, she's like, this guy sounds like he listens to you all the time. So in all the comments underneath, it were bagging on him. But it still made you think. I don't know. It's just when. When your kids get a hold of something like that makes you. It sets you back a little bit.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800, 800 radio. If you call in now, we're going into the last 30 minutes of the show. I promise I'll start bidding some cars. We haven't talked much cars at all today.

[F]

No, not at all.

[A]

I promise I'll start bidding some cars. If you call in diesel trucks, Corvettes, supercars, million dollar cars. $100,000 cars, you know, 2,500 and up. Junk. We're really not a good buyer on high mileage Chevy trucks, you know, all the normal stuff, but just junk is not me. Debbie, thank you so much for joining us. I know you gotta get out here. You're gonna spend all day at Edgefest in Dallas working that concert.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

She's a working girl.

[E]

I am.

[A]

Thanks again for coming in.

[E]

Thank you. I had fun.

[A]

Yes. Everybody will be back. Uno momento por favorite.