#47 John Clay Wolfe Show 5-21-16

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show: Episode #47 (5-21-16)

Air date: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Notable Guests/Regulars: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Michael Turley
Show’s Focus: Cars, sports, music, raunchy humor, pop culture, and a take-no-prisoners approach to radio

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Episode Overview

This episode runs the gamut from wild personal anecdotes, irreverent humor, debates about concert seating, strip club laws, listener call-ins about car values, and candid behind-the-scenes radio banter. The crew critiques themselves in light of new station affiliates and listener feedback while maintaining the show’s loose, unfiltered style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Studio Banter & Mood Check

• The show opens with playful banter about soundscapes, Turley’s pre-show music, and gentle ribbing about Doobie Brothers nostalgia and Oklahoma stereotypes.
• John admits to feeling "beat down" this week but presses on, with the team joking about FCC fines and new affiliate expectations.
• Memorable moment: John joking about “sucking more pounds per square inch than Elton John’s lips” ([03:08]) and Bobbo hyping John to “let your freak flag fly.”

2. Oklahoma Women and Life Lessons

• Wild discussion on the “correlation” between messy households and sexual proclivities, riffing on personal experiences with “crazy Oklahoma girls”.
• John: “The ones that can’t keep a house are great in bed. This is not scientific. This is fact.” ([04:10])

3. Strip Club Law in Louisiana

• They riff on a (real) Louisiana bill that proposed weight restrictions for strippers.
• The law’s intention was to restrict age, but a weight limit of 160 lbs for strippers was briefly suggested by Rep. Kenneth E. Harvard.
• The team lampoons the idea, proposing chubby chaser rooms and retelling awkward swinger club stories.
• Bobbo: “I walked in and went, oh, this is wrong.” ([07:49])

4. Golden Corral & Corporate Sponsor Anxiety

• John wants to mock Golden Corral but worries about offending sponsors, showing the challenges as the show syndicates to more markets.
• Discussion about buffet food quality, joking about Foxworthy's commercials.

5. Buying & Selling Cars Live On-Air

• Multiple listeners call in to get live offers from John on their vehicles.
• Transparent negotiation, with John explaining his thought process and referencing the show’s website, givemetheven.com, which boasts a 100-dollar guarantee if they can't beat CarMax’s offer.
• Notable negotiation:
  • [13:40] Listener gets offered $24k for a 2013 F150 FX2, told to avoid hitting 50,000 miles before selling.
  • [31:13] Caller bargains for $5k on a Dodge truck—John walks through the non-committal sales psychology.
  • [70:00] Negotiation with a Jeep Wrangler owner, bringing on “couples counseling” humor—John gives in at $8k.

6. Behind the Scenes: Radio Life & the Team’s History

• Spirited story about “Hooter,” a friend turned car buyer, going from least to most successful because he learned to balance “niceness” with closing deals.
• Era-spanning anecdotes regarding wild parties, high school days, and Hooter’s epic meltdown over a canceled sale.

7. Concerts, Rich People, and General Admission Rants

• J.D. rails against “rich people” in general admission at concerts, complaining about their entitled space-saving and disruption.
• Recap of Bobbo’s “Take it to the Limit” moment at a Joe Walsh/Eagles concert, where he passed out from holding a hit of potent weed too long, resulting in a “great old man stone fallover story.” ([27:46])

8. Listener Emails & Hate Mail Segment

• The crew reads and riffs on new affiliate stations’ listener feedback, including hate mail related to language, trans/gay references, and un-PC jokes.
  • Sample hatemail ([75:12]): “I turned off the radio at some trannies are kind of hot… Don’t have to be worried about my kid attaching to the word tranny or other hate speech. I liked y’all as a nonpartisan radio station, and I will not be listening…”
• John debates how much to censor himself for new markets vs. staying true to the show’s roots.

9. Family Life & Star Wars Birthday Prank

• Running subplot: John attempts to prank-call his son as Kylo Ren/Darth Vader. Technical mishaps ensue, including accidentally revealing the gag to his son live on the phone, causing mock drama over a “crushed” seven-year-old’s birthday.
  • Jeanette (wife): “You’re making it so difficult, and it’s pretty simple.” ([55:23])

10. Sports: Ballpark Brawls, NBA, and College Recruiting

• Vivid retelling of the Texas Rangers’ recent brawl (Odor vs. Bautista), linking each historic on-field fight to the opening of new stadiums.
  • John: “Every time a Ranger punches somebody, we get a new ballpark.” ([64:02])
• NBA playoffs update and a segment on an 8th grader (Jesus Machado) getting an Alabama football offer.
• Quick takes on Cavs, LeBron’s $1B Nike contract, and college soccer recruitment.

11. Pop Culture: TV and Music

• Debates about “Breaking Bad,” “Better Call Saul,” “House of Cards,” and actor pay equity.
• “Foreign accent” banter, especially around John’s Danish wife and Sofia Vergara.
• Mocking overplayed pop hits (Lucas Graham’s “7 Years”), with side-by-side contrast to Danish chart-toppers Nick & Jay (“Boing Boing”).

12. Turley’s Audio Clip of the Day

• Feature: Shaquille O'Neal recounts spending $1 million in one day (buying Mercedes for himself and family, jewelry, etc. ([123:32]))
• John: “I bought that car, the actual car, that car.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Oklahoma girls:
  • John: “The ones that can’t keep a house are great in bed… This is not scientific. This is fact.” ([04:10])
• On strip clubs:
  • Bobbo: “Chubby chasers. There’s people that love, love that.” ([07:45])
• On radio censorship:
  • John: “You can’t bring up dead dogs, you can’t bring up religion, you can’t bring up politics, you can’t bring up homosexuality… There’s our entire program.” ([34:08])
• On concert weed:
  • Bobbo: “After you left, Wolf, I found the guy with the great weed… I just kept holding it like Randy Meisner in the Eagles, just pushing it. And I just passed out.” ([27:46])
• On listener criticism:
  • John (reading): “…Don’t have to be worried about my kid attaching to the word tranny.” ([76:36])
  • Bobbo: “We make most fun of ourselves. We’re silly. There’s no hate here.”
• On energy drink addiction:
  • John: “After about four of them, man, he gets a little skitsy… Let’s put it that way.” ([132:24])
• On meme-worthy medical issues:
  • John: “There was a time, all right, there was a time night before last that the farts were so bad… it was like the movie Alien.” ([87:19])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [03:08] – John jokes about “sucking more pounds per square inch than Elton John’s lips.”
• [04:10] – The “Oklahoma girls and messy homes” theory.
• [06:14] – Louisiana stripper bill saga begins.
• [13:40] – Live negotiation for a F150.
• [18:36] – The story of Hooter, the car buyer.
• [27:46] – Bobbo’s Eagles concert/weed story.
• [53:19] – Botched Star Wars birthday prank on John’s son.
• [64:02] – John’s thesis on Ranger brawls and new ballparks.
• [75:12] – Hate mail segment starts.
• [87:19] – Explosive “Alien-style” farts anecdote.
• [123:32] – Turley’s audio clip: Shaq’s million-dollar day.

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Listener Calls (Car Bids & Negotiations)

• Top recurring format: Call in, describe year/make/model/miles, John gives instant offer, references givemetheven.com for more details
• Notable deals: Jeep Wrangler, King Ranch F-150, and a 1984 Oldsmobile Hurst among others.

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Show’s Tone & Style

Unapologetically irreverent, rowdy, and unfiltered. The banter is rapid, often R-rated, full of inside jokes, and occasionally crossing lines (intentionally so, a point of both pride and criticism). The crew openly discusses the balancing act between maintaining their authentic identity and not alienating new affiliates or listeners.

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For New Listeners

• Expect candid, unpredictably wild humor with an edge; not all jokes land for every audience.
• Show centers on cars but goes far beyond, with real talk on relationships, sports, music, radio culture, behind-the-scenes stories, and mock therapy for the host and his team.
• Live car appraisals, purchase negotiation, and industry insight are as real as the jokes are irreverent.
• Audience feedback—including hate mail—is a recurring feature and responded to on air, sometimes with serious reflection, more often with comic deflection.

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In Summary

Episode #47 of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a breakneck blend of crude humor, heartfelt candor, listener interaction, off-the-wall anecdotes, and a relentless insider’s take on the car business and syndicated radio life. This episode careens between absurdity and sincerity, never shying away from controversy or self-deprecation. The experience is as much about the host’s idiosyncratic worldview as it is about valuation of your used truck—and that’s exactly by design.

Essential attitude: If you’re easily offended, change the station. If you love chaotic, uncensored radio where anything can happen, buckle up.

Transcript

[Michael Turley]

Sa.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you yelling about to hear again?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, John Turley just played this awesome, awesome soundscape before we actually came up.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a soundscape?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, he plays music and bits and little recorded pieces for us to listen to in studio just so that there's sounds coming out of the studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crush.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry? Is Turley your secret crush?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's right. What are you talking. Are you hot?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the soundscape?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, he's playing things on the. On the system, inside the studio before we actually go on. You played something really cool, dude, that tapered down to the. Just the bottom, but it was still kind of going in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I high?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that what that was?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, papo. You know. Notice what he's wearing, John?

[J.D. Ryan]

Was that the name of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Doobie Brothers? Uhhuh. Did you go last night?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I did. I had to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to go.

[Bobbo]

Had to go, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, J.D.

[Bobbo]

It'S the doobies. Hey, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. ryan. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Johnny Woo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm John Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobby, Good morning.

[Bobbo]

And the man, the legend, Michael Turley with the soundscape man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The soundscape man. Will you manscape my pubes as long as you're scaping things?

[Bobbo]

Sounds like a Windham Hill label soundtrack soundscape.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now that wouldn't make you a flag man, would it?

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened?

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a flag man?

[Bobbo]

That's the guy that holds the flags.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you mean?

[Bobbo]

What's a flag man?

[Michael Turley]

You know, the one that was in the band.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, the flag guy. They all. They. They swoosh the flags around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Catching all yalls humor. This morning, it's going right over my head.

[J.D. Ryan]

I pledge allegiance to the flag.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Turley really thought that was funny. I guess there's more innuendo in that comment than I realized. It's like an upper deck joke or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's an occupation. I mean, it's an honorable profession, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Swag man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but I mean, consider this. He's dealing with flags.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we doing a bad job of getting on the new. On the new road to Christ that we were supposed to be set on this week?

[Michael Turley]

No, we're. We're skating it right now. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wouldn't say that at all. What are you guys talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even. Dude, I've been beat down. I'm so. If I Suck today. It's their fault. I'm gonna suck today.

[Bobbo]

You're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I already suck. I feel the suck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't you worry about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna suck more pounds per square inch than Elton John's lips.

[J.D. Ryan]

You let your freak flag fly.

[Bobbo]

You can't do it, cuz we're on a new station. They want to know how cool you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

They hate me too.

[Bobbo]

Why do they hate you? Oh, and of course it's Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

You don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

Don't hate Oklahoma.

[Michael Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said they hate me.

[Bobbo]

They. Why would they hate you? They don't know you yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

They will. Everybody hates me.

[Bobbo]

It's like a girl I went on a date with one time, she's like, you know, you'll probably end up hating me. Everyone else has. I swear. I swear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet she could screw like a banshee. A banshee?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it was a. It was the last day, but she was nuts. It was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those little quiet crazy. Yeah, that's the best stuff.

[Bobbo]

It is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. My first wife was one of those crazy Oklahoma girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know it. There. There is something. And she couldn't keep a house either, could she?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

They don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't have to if the ones that can't keep a house are great in bed.

[Bobbo]

Right? Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unbelievable. The correlation there. This is not scientific. This is fact.

[Bobbo]

This is fact.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not opinion. There's no abstract. It's just the facts.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I learned this early on that this girl I had in college, in high school, I noticed when she first got her first dog, it was, you know, she wouldn't clean up after.

[Bobbo]

It's so funny. I just. I was just about to say one of the hottest chicks. I went, I went home and I smelled this. I go, what does it smell? She goes, oh, that's the do dog. I haven't picked it up. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, are you crazy?

[Caller]

What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you out of your freaking mind? Come here, baby. Let me. She's on her knees with her. With her crop top on and bottom boob hanging out and looks like something straight out of a magazine and bringing you to. She makes you believe in Jesus, is that moment. And then you're just like, you know what? That dog poop's really not bothering me either, believe me. What dog poop?

[Bobbo]

I left in the morning. The dog poop was still on the floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you were okay with it?

[Bobbo]

I was fine with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're just joking. Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

They're going to Oklahoma. They go, what's wrong with it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Has nothing to do with Oklahoma anywhere. No, it's just. It's just crazy, crazy, crazy.

[Bobbo]

They know they don't have to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what it is?

[Bobbo]

Yes, absolutely that's what it is. Oh, please. They know they don't have to because they have that other thing they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That thing they do that thing they do well. Well, you know, that's the difference between driving an old eight cylinder IROC Camaro.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or a good old LTZ Bourbon with roof and navigation and rear DVD that's got a good ride.

[Wallace Edwards]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to grow out of that sports car, J.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That thing leaks oil in your garage.

[Bobbo]

Any guy that has ever done taken a dancer home knows that, knows that they are wonderful. It's like going to the zoo. You don't get in the cage with the animals.

[Michael Turley]

Animals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, you have a dancer. Speaking of dancers, you've got dancer music. Sometime today we have strip club songs or something.

[Michael Turley]

Well, there's this story and JD Will have it in the news later. Out of Louisiana where they passed a bill that requires strippers to weigh a certain weight back.

[Bobbo]

Screwing up my whole story.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Tell the whole story.

[Bobbo]

Louisiana Senate bill intended to restrict the age of employees at strip clubs. This is out of Baton Rouge.

[J.D. Ryan]

Restrict the age.

[Bobbo]

Well, it was intended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baton Rouge is the state capital. Are we on in Louisiana yet or do we start in an hour?

[Bobbo]

It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, I don't remember.

[Michael Turley]

We got hour. So we'll wait till nine to do the story.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's easier to talk about them when they're not around.

[Bobbo]

It was intended simply to restrict their age. But one of the. The guy that wrote it up also threw in a weight restriction. He said they must be between 21 and 28 years of age and shall be no more than 160 pounds in weight. The Republican. Let's see here.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's reasonable.

[Bobbo]

It's not reasonable. He later withdrew the amendment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen a stripper over 160?

[Bobbo]

It doesn't matter. That's up to the club. It's not up to it.

[J.D. Ryan]

If they're very, very, very, very tall. It's probably all right.

[Bobbo]

Representative Kenneth E. Harvard proposed this amendment and he later took that amendment out and the bill was passed. But not as. Not with a weight restriction in there. You can't, you can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do it in fighting. Okay, okay. What if there's phantom weight Heavyweight.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we should have different rooms with different cup sizes and different Badonka duck measurements.

[Bobbo]

Chubby chasers. There's people that love, love that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

Chubby chasing room.

[Bobbo]

I went to a swingers club one time. Didn't know it, but it was a Chubby chaser swingers club. And we walked in and went, oh, this is wrong.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, because I was on the radio. I mean, the girl I was dating at the time, I was on the radio. So I got invited, and I didn't know any better. This guy goes, hey, come on over to blah, blah, blah. And it wasn't like it was called Chubby's.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, it was.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here for the gang bang. No, I'm here for the game.

[Bobbo]

You walk in like it's a regular club, and you just walked in on. In the parking lot. You walk in and you go, oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

My hero. J.D.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no, no, no. We stayed about 20 minutes. You're killing ice. And then left.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a. That's really classy day, JD Was everybody just eating? Hey, let's go to the Swinger Club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two finger in the chocolate sauce.

[Bobbo]

It wasn't like it's a. I'm going to totally ignore that. It wasn't like it's a first date, baba. We had done things before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, let me show you the chocolate fountain.

[Bobbo]

She knew where we were going. You need to stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm being serious. I'm thinking of this fat swingers party. Yeah. And everybody's just standing in the kitchen, you know, around the food.

[Bobbo]

That's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

[Bobbo]

I did it all. But anyway, I'm just telling you what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of bacon wrapped hot dogs.

[Bobbo]

People that enjoy that, so you can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the flyer for the fat girl swingers party. It's just, you know, just the. The info about the swing part is.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'S small cheesecake in the hot tub.

[John Clay Wolf]

The food lineup. Is this the heavy part on the bottom of the. Of the flyer of the bill? Oh, you know, they've got like four pretty girls and. And then they start talking about the food.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a bad old world.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's like Golden Corral.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have we already talked about Golden Crown?

[Michael Turley]

How bad it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. No, stop. I can hear it now.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the problem, Charlie. I don't know what to do on this show anymore, because my normal stuff, like, I would love to bang right into Golden Corral right now, but odds are one of the stations we're on are highly supportive and they're probably sponsoring.

[J.D. Ryan]

The 9 o' clock hour.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I'm gonna spend all morning.

[Bobbo]

Defending yourself on and I. I've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

To do other things.

[Bobbo]

I know, but that's what happens when you get big. Like the network TV shows, they gotta be careful who they jump on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

For that reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, dude, Golden Corral buffet is not my taste on a Friday after. God. See, look at how I'm having to it up. I know. Funny. I didn't want to talk if I can't be funny. What if we. Can we just play some Barry Manilow?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you're a rich guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am.

[J.D. Ryan]

And yeah, so Golden Crown's not going to be normally a part of your forte. But why don't we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why was I in there if I'm so rich? And why don't we all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why don't we accentuate the p. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was in there three weeks ago and I like to die and I thought I was going to have to call the er. My kids looked at me and said, dude, this sucks.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there's.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're.

[Bobbo]

You know, the kids say it's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

They like eating at the public school cafeteria.

[J.D. Ryan]

Syria, you're on the verge of potential infection at every turn in golden crowd easy.

[Bobbo]

No, we're not. No, you're not. No, you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. That is a bad boy. But if I had a lot of positive things about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a lot of positive things about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Their fries are very good. Their bread's very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here's what's good, is their steaks were good.

[Bobbo]

Good. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I used to enjoy them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, me too. Now it's all buffet.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't.

[Bobbo]

I'm talking. I don't want to be called into the court.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't. I'm talking. And the only fried shrimp you can find is in the chocolate fountain. Keep going cuz somebody's kids left in there. I know. I, I understand your frustration.

[Bobbo]

Jeff Foxworthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all a joke. I love Golden Crown. I'm going there today at one o' clock after the show because I eat there every Saturday after the show at 1 o'. Clock.

[Bobbo]

Here's the deal. Maybe they've gotten better over time because Jeff Foxworthy does the TV commercials. He doesn't need the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wonder why he was like, because it's so awesome.

[Bobbo]

Because it's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

You haven't heard the latest though. They're doing like a Kentucky Fried Chicken thing where they get a different kernel every eight weeks.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I've seen that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's true. Yeah. Jeff Foxworthy is coming off the Golden Corral commercials this week and Ron White's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. So.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. How's that going to go?

[Bobbo]

It's not going to go well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sabab.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. We've already got calls. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, thank God the phones are on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let's see if they work. No, no, it doesn't work. The caller button isn't on. There it is. Chris Baker, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Rockwall, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rock wall. Rock wall. I see a 13F150 Ford. Pick them up with 50FX2. Does it have leather roof, Nav?

[Caller]

Leather, no roof, no nav. It does have the big screen in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No useful truck. I just need to get rid of. I got. I need a third row suv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that payoff?

[Caller]

Payoff's 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You're not tanked. That's good. I'm tired of talking. I feel bad for him. I'm not tired of talking to him. But there's just, you know, if his payoff is, you know. Well, my payoff's 35. Like. Yeah, well, you're, you know. You got cancer.

[Bobbo]

That hurts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put some seats in the bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got an extra 15 grand laying around that you could throw at this thing? What? Black? Black. You said leather roof, Nav. I'm sorry. I'm. I'm just warming up. I'm. Hell, I'm half asleep. You?

[Caller]

No roof, no nav. It does have the big touchscreen in it with the Sony system in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's a 12. No, it's a 13.

[Caller]

13.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have my computer on. I think 20 grand sounds right. Maybe 21. Have you had any other bids yet? Low 20s is the money.

[Caller]

Yeah, I've got a bit at 23 at a place in Garland, but is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That a trade or sell figure?

[Caller]

It's a trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what you want to do?

[Caller]

Well, I do need a third row suv. Not for sure when I'm gonna get it, but yeah, I'm definitely open to a trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'll just tell you what I give. That's all I can do. I don't sell them. I just buy them. And I will give on 50. Has it turned 50 yet, or is it right under 50 on the miles?

[Caller]

It's right under 50. It's like 49. 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give. I'll give. I'll give. I'll give, I'll give.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give.

[Bobbo]

I'll give.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give it. Give it 24 grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gotta have a clean carfax and it can't turn 50, so you, like, gotta put it in park and we'll tow it over to wherever. If you're gonna sell it to me for 24, don't drive it to 50.

[Caller]

Okay? I don't know if I can sell it for that cheap. That's why I kind of walked away from the other one. But where. Where would. Where would I take it go to?

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. That's our website, givemetheven.com. put the VIN number in, load the miles, the pictures, and on your deal, you can see Wolf already hit me at 24 grand, and I'll sell it. But here's the. We got to pull the carfax to the verification. But anyone else out there listening right now, you just go to givemetheven.com. put your car information in there. Our buyers are in the other part of this building, and they will email you offers. We buy hundreds of cars a week, and that's what we do. And as you know, Chris, because I didn't even put the number out, and you already called in. So I'll give you 24 for yours, Chris, and everybody else. I'll give you whatever I can. If I can't beat Carmax by, I'll send you a check for $100 for the opportunity to go to givemetheven.com. my name is John Clay Wolf, and we'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did another beastie die this week? Well, founding father of the beasties.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he was there for, like a year. He was the guitarist. I mean, you know, no one. No, not really. In 82.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't care that he died?

[Bobbo]

It's like when a bass guitarist dies. Nobody cares.

[Michael Turley]

It doesn't hurt me like it does one of our buyers. Hoot, who's a huge Beastie Boys fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's upset.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I think that's why he was so angry this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yesterday he had an issue.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, boy, did he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had a meltdown on the.

[Bobbo]

On the trading floor about The Beastie boys.

[Michael Turley]

Well, no, it wasn't about the Beastie boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we ever push record?

[Michael Turley]

I. I thought about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't think about it. So just because so much that for.

[Bobbo]

Christmas, I'm gonna buy all you guys digital recorders, and you go. Don't go anywhere without them.

[Michael Turley]

You got to tell the backstory.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy named Hooter.

[Bobbo]

Hooter.

[Caller]

Hooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the reason his name's Hooter is because he used to smoke a lot of Hooter.

[Bobbo]

Got her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And he was a buddy of mine from. Is a buddy of mine from high school, right? And in high school, we. You know, there was always that house where the parents were cool with beer. So the kegs were at Hooters house. Hooters mom was cool. You could give Hooters mom the old high five, right? And it's all good, man. Go to Hooters backyard. The slide of plastic cups are in the. It's like his mom went and got the kegs for us is how cool it was. We would get there so late. We don't know how it all got arranged, but it was tight, right? It was. Ready.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

These are the parents that are brought up on charges later, but go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but this is in 91.

[Bobbo]

I know, I know, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I run into Hooter and another life later on after school. All right. And in the company was working for just sold.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Perfect timing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, hey, man, you ought to try this. Yeah. You had some experience in the. In. In the cars and the financing side. So anyway, he came up here last summer, and he started to beat a buyer for giving the vintage perfect. We taught him. I was like, he had no car sales, no pushing, no nothing, which is good, right? But he was struggling. I was like, man, you got to quit being so nice. I mean, nice is good, but let's get down. Hey, bud, how much is the car? We hit you at ten grand. What's it take to buy it? We hit you at 50 grand. What's it take to buy it?

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you find, hey, sir, you know, you got my offer. 50,000. And I'm like, yelling at him, we got 50,000 laying out there. I mean, is the guy even going to say thanks?

[J.D. Ryan]

50. Not 15, but 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Hooters like, no, don't talk like that. I'm like, I'm trying to be extreme to get you to be somewhere between where I'm acting and you're bringing up a little bit. So finally, you know, hey, well, if I got him, he said he'll take 51,000. Okay. We'll buy it. Last month. Hooter who he was the worst last summer.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never thought it would happen for Hooter. Okay. I never thought he'd get. I just didn't think it would fit him last. Last month. He's the number one buyer. Wow.

[Bobbo]

From worst to first, right?

[Michael Turley]

He's the hammer now.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Curzon hammer.

[Bobbo]

I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's still nice. Yeah. And he's still. I still can't listen to him because he's so nice. But he's number one.

[Bobbo]

Be like me trying to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I'm too nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very. Well, if he's number one, maybe you should go do it.

[Bobbo]

Maybe I should do it too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yesterday he bought some. There was a hunk of junk. Yeah. These guys make 100 bucks a car.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every car they buy, they get a hunsky.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I mean, they make 5,000, 6,000amonth.

[Bobbo]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

They buy about 50 to 60 cars a piece and some hunk of junk. You know, we bid it at twelve hundred dollars or fifteen hundred dollars, just some turd. And it took seventeen hundred to get it. And they said go ahead and buy it just to, you know, do something. We didn't want it.

[Michael Turley]

Actually. We're beating a CarMax offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Didn't even want it. Who cares? So I probably should just. Because our deal is if we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll send the customer 100 bucks. So obviously they had a CarMax offer for 1500. Probably should just sent them the hundred.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gonna cost you one way or the other.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we beat it by $200. So we gave him 1700. Anyway, it was all done, and this lady calls Hoot and yesterday and says it's all lined up. Transporters on the way to get this turd car done deal. And. And she backs out. I'm sorry, I've made. But we went way down the line with it, right? Like where we've invested money to go pick up this pos.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And who just came. He didn't get mad at her. But, you know, like, you don't piss off a nice guy.

[Bobbo]

Oh, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was very. He was very good with her on the phone. I was in the. In the bullpen when all this happened.

[Bobbo]

Now you have displaced aggression.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. And when he hung up, he blew a gasket. He freaked out, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let it go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy hell. I never heard Hooter come that Undone. Because this is a sincerely nice person. You can't make him mad.

[J.D. Ryan]

What did he say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't repeat it.

[Michael Turley]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a single phrase.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a single phrase. Wow.

[Bobbo]

Not a single phrase.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was. I was thankful that all the doors to the bullpen, like I call it, the bullpen, the trading room. It's a. It's a big room of a lot of desks where all the buyers are. We share information, talk loudly amongst. Hey, we got 40 grand on this one. Can we go to 40,000? You know, it's like that. It's a commodity room. Right, Right. And he just freaked out. But all the. All the doors were closed into the other office. So none of the women heard him. Right. But I was. I was like, wow, dude. Let it. Let's. Let's probably. How do you really feel?

[Bobbo]

Probably something else going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think it was the guy from the beastie boys dying. That's probably because he really is down like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

He holds that stuff high in his heart.

[Bobbo]

That's the problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'll do it for you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

His real name's Hooter. But, like, since you can't use Hooter as a business name. Terry. Terrence. So if you. If you're working with a guy named Terry, tell him Ari, ip, Adam and MCA or whatever, who else does? We gotta. We gotta do our deal and get out. We'll be right back. Uno momento por for. My name's John Clay wolf. I buy cars on the radio. It's easy. You can do it from your underwear. @givemetheven.com we're not low ballers. We buy $100,000 cars, 20 truck. Givemetheven.com you can do it straight from your mobile phone. We will email you an offer. We will come to you and pick it up. We'll pay off your payoff or give you a check. Give me the VIN.com. we beat CarMax offers every time. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Announcer]

Is the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rich people have. I gotta grab a call. But rich people have no place in general in mission seating. Yeah, okay. I want to get to that in just a minute. Let me grab Jeff in Fort worth, Texas. Jeff, good morning. You're on there.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got.

[Caller]

Well, I've got a. I've got. My aunt just passed away and I've got her car that has barely driven at all for a while. I mean, it runs and drives. It's just. It's been sitting there. It's an.04 Toyota Echo. Only got like 20, 21,000 miles on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Echo.

[Caller]

An Echo?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, an Echo. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not aware of an Echo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah. That's all you could come up with?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

A Toyota Echo? Those are great cars. They didn't even make it in 04. Dude, call. Try again.

[Michael Turley]

Jeff, is somebody trying to prank you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I can't get it by John. A Toyota Echo, Camry, Corolla.

[Michael Turley]

We tried to get it by you, John, but It didn't work.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-723 co. 800-800-radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that a fake car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's a real car, but it wasn't made then. I think the guy's high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diesel trucks, Cadillac Escalades, Corvettes, Vipers. We bought a bunch of Vipers this week. We like sexy stuff with long legs and large breastesses.

[J.D. Ryan]

John will buy your collar if you call in now at 1-800-800-723-4. That's 800-800-RADIO. Make the phone ring now and we will make you happy. 1-800-800-RODIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened at the general admission seating at the Doobie Brothers?

[J.D. Ryan]

People don't belong in general admission at these big concerts like that.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they spend the entire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rich people. Don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rich people?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

They spend the entire concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

You look at me as a rich person.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no. Okay. You're a rich guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a rich guy. Yeah. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not like rich people.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, well, to explain to me, don't even.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't even begin to climb down into the depths of evil, you know, my ex wife, where those rich people reside.

[Bobbo]

What's your point, bubba?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, bubble, how about. How about finish your thought.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Why don't they belong in general admission.

[John Clay Wolf]

Walk outside and go have a smoke and figure out how to talk. Why don't rich people. Why aren't they supposed to be in general admission seating?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they spend the entire show not watching the show, but standing in front of you waving to the right to the sidewalk for their 12 friends that are coming late. 30 minutes late, an hour late. Hour 15 late. I came watch the show because of the rich guy standing in front of me waving. Come here.

[Bobbo]

How do you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he was that rich, he wouldn't be sitting on the grassy knoll.

[J.D. Ryan]

There were 12 of them.

[Bobbo]

How do you know they're rich?

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you take 12 family members to a concert, you cheap bastard? You put them in general admission.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you're rich, you don't do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

No you don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, you do. Not like you see, you get front row seats. Hey, Bobbo, let's go to the show. And we're there. Did we stand up? Were we in anybody's way?

[Bobbo]

Well, some of you offensive at the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those of y' all who missed last week's episode of the Seinfeld Chronicles, Bobo and I go to Joe Wall. There's no Chronicles and bad company and there's really good. We're sitting on the front row and there's really good weed because you know, Joe Walsh brings a 60 year old, 50 year old man out and now he's got money. Especially if you're sitting up in the front.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the guy that pays too much for an old hemikuda. So he's brought his hemikuda weed with him. And there is some good smell going on in this room. I mean, way higher threshold than Mexican ditch.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is that tie stick that they've told you about all your life.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do a dope personally seen. We haven't done that before. I mean, in a long time. Yeah. Okay, so. So the whole night we're smelling. Oh yeah, turn it up a little Turley. And the whole. This was. This song was going on by the way too. And we're smelling this grass and we're both trying to figure out how to get a hold of it. Right. Anyway, at the end of the show the encore has happened. I'm gonna boogie before it's time to. Before everybody leaves at once. And Bobble stays behind. Sure. Right. He. The next Saturday last week, he had a contusion on his forehead, on his elbow and on his knee. And it broken. Broken glasses. And asked him what happened. And he told me the story. After you left Wolf. I found the guy with the great weed and he passed it to the woman in front of him because I gave him the signal. She passed it to me. I took a big old pull. I held my breath. I handed it back to her. She handed it back to him. Bring it up a little because this song goes with Bobbo, not too much. And so Baba was trying to take it to the limit and hold it. Hold hold that weed in his lungs. And just like this song, when. When they start and the guy's pushing it, just pushing it. Bobbo just kept holding it like Randy Meisner in the Eagles, just pushing it. And he just passed out.

[Bobbo]

Next thing you knew, he was already gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Next thing I knew, I was laying on the floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just passed out, hurt himself, and they had to bring a. Sir, sir, sir, you okay? They had to wheel him out of there in the infirmary.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He took it to the limit. Just one more time.

[J.D. Ryan]

You remember that detail for detail extremely well, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate that, because it was a wonderful story. It's the best old man stone fallover story I've heard in a long. I was there.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was a painful portion of my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Life last week, but something we didn't talk about, and this song's reminding me of it. Joe Walsh is like, hey, man, I just want to let y' all know, man, that I miss Glenn, and I'm really not all okay with that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so this song comes on, and in the background, they've got a picture of a plane flying in the mountains. And see here? Those background vocals turn up a little Turley.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. It sounded just like it. And Joe Walsh was singing this part. Yeah. And it was perfect. Bob, was it not perfect?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you not feel like. Like you were at the Eagles concert?

[J.D. Ryan]

Picture perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Picture perfect. I mean, it was like I might just, like, let this song play out, and I might start. We both start crying like a bunch of. I almost said it.

[Bobbo]

Thank you for not flags, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody in the crowd was teared up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Great moment.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't go see Joe Walsh if you're not an Eagles fan. By and large, I'd say that you're a rich guy. So I fell down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You say that to illustrate the strings you're hearing the. The backup vocals. It was like, wow. I mean, I. This should have been a 500 ordeal.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

But if you had been sitting in general Admission, you'd have people in front of you standing up, hugging, hear this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guy singing loud in the background. The he that was Bobbo smoking his.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dope, holding their white wine around.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bobbo just kept holding it.

[Bobbo]

He fell over like a little wee.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ball wearing his cap from the Cliffs golf course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get more than one pull or just one?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, just that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was that stout.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He held his breath and passed out. That's what happened. Yeah. Dope didn't hit you that quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take it to the limit oh, three dodge a half ton Weatherford Texas. 110,000 miles. Charles, does it have twenties or were the regular wheels? Does it have a Hemi?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, three. Is that the first year of the old body or the last year that. Wait. Oh, three. 03. Does that look like an 04? Which looks like an 05. Okay. I just didn't know what body style I'm bidding. So it's a quad cab, short bed, two wheel drive.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. You sound. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it? Because I'm thinking 35 to 4.

[Caller]

I think I can get a little more than that part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, can you get it as fast and easy as you can get it from me?

[Caller]

That's all right. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[Bobbo]

Hold on, hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charles, you there? Charles? Hang on. I want to talk to you.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I want to understand the psychology of a guy that calls in and he gets a hard offer for four grand on his car, right? And he's like running out the door. That's all right.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[Caller]

Gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what. What. What is. What is wrong?

[Caller]

It'll bring more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what do you want for it?

[Caller]

I know. You got to make money, though. I don't know. Probably five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so will you take five for it?

[Caller]

Probably so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably so. That is a non committal. So like I'm at. I'm gonna circle. Yes or no. Will you take five for it?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so go to givemetheven.com. push the car in. Say, Wolf, hit me at 4 to 45. I'll take five and we'll make a decision. When I see the pictures, I make a decision because I may be able to make it work with those miles. The miles aren't crazy. It is old, but the miles aren't crazy. So go to givemetheven.com. it takes five grand. Put that in the info. Just say, talk to John on the radio. I'll sell it for five. Tell him to come look at this. We've got a lot of cars coming in our system, but if you tell them. Tell Wolf to come look at this one. I'll remember it after we get off the air and I'll make a decision just like I asked you to. I will. Yes or no on five.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 800-800-radio. Damn.

[Bobbo]

Got a lot of them for four grand, right? A lot of work. You work hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I see why you want to be in radio, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's in the news, Jenny?

[Bobbo]

Where do we start? Did we ever finish the story about the Louisiana Senate bill intended to restrict the age and weight of strippers?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we were going to do it after we joined. Are we on in Louisiana yet?

[Michael Turley]

Not yet.

[Bobbo]

Oh, well, let's skip that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we gotta bring Louisiana. We've got affiliates in south Louisiana that start at 9 o'.

[Bobbo]

Clock. Okay, well, let's see. This is just the headline of the week. My Michael Turley sent me, sent me this one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just.

[Bobbo]

I'm not sure I have to read the story. Once I give you the headline, Naked Florida man. You can stop there. But we don't. Oh, God Sends five Dogs to Viciously Kill Poodle Because Owner Is a Muslim.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John, I really like the show.

[Bobbo]

Oh Lord, here we go. This is the program director talking to you. Which one Monday, which one all?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard from them all week long.

[Bobbo]

That's their job. John.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, John, Stan Marsh here, but here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and I'm going to tell you.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I'll be John, you be Stan Marsh.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, if you're playing basketball.

[Bobbo]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're making layups into the basket. Yeah. You think you're going to make a lot of points, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you're standing out there at the half court line.

[Bobbo]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're chunking half court shots. How many of those you going to make?

[Bobbo]

Not as many.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, John.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a lot of talent, but.

[Bobbo]

Well, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You shoot from the half court a lot.

[Bobbo]

I do, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and because I'm not following you. You miss a lot.

[Bobbo]

I miss a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

But in his the stories like this, John, naked guys, dead dogs, Muslims in Florida.

[Bobbo]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a half court shot.

[Bobbo]

No, that's a three pointer.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a banana split.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, you're not hitting it. You're on an island all by yourself, man. You think you're being funny, but nobody else likes it. I like it. You like it. You and I, we're down like that, but nobody else is.

[Bobbo]

If I walk through Walmart and I say, naked man, five dogs, Poodle, most people are going to laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm just saying, dude, you're on an island, bro. I mean, I'm not trying to change you, but I'm just telling you, you can't bring up dead dogs, you can't bring up religion, you can't bring up politics, you can't bring up homosexuality. What was the other one, Charlie? There Was something else. I was like, well, there's our entire program. I'm just gonna be race. Race, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't bring it up at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you can, man.

[Bobbo]

Did you ever hear the old funny joke? Or the consultant comes in and they listen to the whole radio station, they come back and they say, we've listened to everything. And what you can say when the one thing that everybody agrees on is the number nine, and that's all they say. They do the jingle, they go, nine. Good morning, nine. How about this story, everyone, with number nine?

[J.D. Ryan]

Number nine from Florida, right? And he's naked, for one thing. And he sends his vicious dogs to kill the poodle, the beloved pet, because.

[Bobbo]

The owner's a Muslim of this.

[J.D. Ryan]

This Muslim neighborhood.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the Muslim thing.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's where I went wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where you went wrong. So you should have changed it to a Muslim. A Muslim went after a redneck and then that would be. The Muslim had five killer poodles, like out of Kill Bill. Yeah. And they went and killed the rednecks. Pit bull.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the redneck was half black.

[Bobbo]

Ah, now or now that's funny. Yeah, that's a three pointer.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that is how you change it to make it where the little guy is getting the credit and the other guys getting beat down. And you can make it all work out. Yeah. Number nine.

[Bobbo]

No. Number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jingle out.

[Bobbo]

Number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're asking us to go. Oh, Mitch, Mike, Matt, we'll be back in a minute.

[Michael Turley]

Gotta go.

[Caller]

Now.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning to those who are just joining our network. There's several that just pick us up starting at 9 and roll till noon. You guys have been riding along for the first hour. We're moving into hour number two, 907 here on the JCW show. J.D. ryan, good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you?

[Bobbo]

I'm fine. There.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Kelly, look who's over there. It's Bobbo. Hey, beloved, to get through this thing called life. It's Babo. Is Prince. It's Bobbo the transvestite.

[Bobbo]

Don't go to Target.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe that is the proper clinical term, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Transgender Bobbo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael Turley, producer, Transgender Bobo.

[Michael Turley]

That is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo. I like that. Prince go to that again. Come on, you have to think about it. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Transgender Prince. His voice just lowered and his accent Southern. Just picked up transgender word.

[J.D. Ryan]

Life forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's about it all times.

[Bobbo]

That's what happens when you go to heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Transgender life.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's something else.

[Bobbo]

God bless you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mitch. Mitch, Mitch, Mitch. Mitch. Good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

The underwear.

[Bobbo]

The underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mitch, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[Michael Turley]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear birds chirping you out on the. In the backyard. You drive a King Ranch? Do you live on a ranch?

[Caller]

I do not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, birds be champions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you wish you did?

[J.D. Ryan]

Down in Houston town? Catfish be jumping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this oh, Lord. Is this King ranch truck a four wheel drive or 2?

[Caller]

4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Does it have sunroof?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have white paint?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have tan paint?

[Bobbo]

What the hell's going on in your car, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

What does that have? Does it have black paint?

[Caller]

No, it's a Kodiak. Brown is what they call it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's tan. That's what I was thinking.

[Bobbo]

Are you driving through the zoo?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's just in the backyard, dog. He's just drinking a little coffee.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is your typical Uncle Remus type. He's got Disney cartoon animals flying around him, his head in the forward fire necessity.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Mitch, is this the first time you've ever heard our show, or have you been listening to us for a while?

[Caller]

I've heard it a few times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, doesn't sound like he thinks we're very funny. No. Oh, wait, I heard it a few times and I wasn't very impressed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but we shut the birds up though, didn't we?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Mitch, what do you want for this thing? Because I think it's worth 29 grand.

[Caller]

I was thinking 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, and if I'd have said 28, you were thinking 29. If I said 31, you were thinking 32. Because that's how people are. You guys are so damn greedy. You got a bird in hand, or in your case, you got a bird on your head and you can't even accept it.

[Caller]

Now, let's take a 30 from the get go, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go to givemetheven.com. put the VIN number in. Let me see the pictures. Say wolf. Hit it at 29, it takes 30 and we will buy it. Or we won't. You're close. We're not. 46,000 miles. 30. 30, 30. Let me look here. Brown. Yeah, I'll probably buy it. You know what, Mitch? Since I yelled at you and everything.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll just go ahead and buy it. Are you there?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm giving you 500 too much. It's like flowers.

[Bobbo]

You're getting 500 worth of flowers.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like when you get too drunk and come home and yell at your own lady and you're like, hey, man, I need to, like, take you to a nice dinner. Sorry I broke your duck. So go to gimmetheven.com. say, Wolf bought my truck for 30. It's got to have a clean carfax or it won't work. And I can't be working on nothing from 30 grand. But I'm with a guy that the birds love him so much, they fly around his head. I think he's got a very clean truck. We good?

[Caller]

We're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the website, lock and load. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Remus is happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

So that's what you do, John. Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. We buy cars on the air, and we really buy a bunch of them through our website. Give me the vin. Give me the vin.com. i've been an automobile wholesaler for, I don't know, 20 years. Has it been that long? What if I started wholesaling in 96? Would that be 21 years?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, 20 years. A lot of people feels like six weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll say. I was a young man retiring at this point.

[Bobbo]

20 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So I've been doing that for a long time. I've been a Ford dealer, Dodge dealer, Chevy dealer. I had a little Chevy store in Oklahoma out by the windstar for a while. So okie's up there.

[J.D. Ryan]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're down with that for whatever that's good for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a. There was a Chevy dealer in ardmore, okay? And I was driving through ardmore. We were competing with him, okay? And I was driving through ardmore and there was an available billboard in his parking.

[Bobbo]

Parking lot. No, you didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. You did.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[Bobbo]

What did you put on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't buy a car here. Did you really go to wolf Chevrolet?

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right down the street.

[Bobbo]

Did he make you take it?

[John Clay Wolf]

This place sucked.

[Bobbo]

Did you make him take. Did he make you take it down?

[J.D. Ryan]

How can he make you take it down?

[John Clay Wolf]

This place is owned by terrorists that.

[Bobbo]

Okay, now. Now we're crossing the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I mean, I'm. I'm. I'm saying that just, like, to show that I've been doing this stuff for a long time.

[Bobbo]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slanderous remarks on the billboard.

[Bobbo]

You get away with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was just don't buy a car. I will beat the deal. Check with us first. But it was right there in his parking lot. And when I made the agreement with the billboard company, I knew that the owner of the Chevy dealership in Ardmore was gonna obviously want. And so like inked it up heavy. Like, once he starts bucking, if you want out of this contract, you got to pay me $10,000.

[Bobbo]

God, that's brand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. And they wound up paying me $10,000 to get rid of my billboard.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

Good for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty sorry, isn't it?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not gonna cost you anything near that. All you have to do is call 1-800-800-RODIO. That's 800 to 800-7234. Call 800-800-RODIO now to get on the air with John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kiddo's birthday party is today and my wife's been going nuts. Ab is in town.

[Bobbo]

How old is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Ab? He. I don't know which one. I read 10 of them.

[Bobbo]

Which one's birthdays today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's not the birthday today.

[Bobbo]

It's one of you celebrating.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're doing it together.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a double duo. We're. We're making our dollars go further in this tough economy.

[Bobbo]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the 10 year old and the 7 year old are joining their birthday. And it's today at 4, before school gets out. And my wife's mother came over from Denmark and her aunt, the hot chick from abba, right. Came over and she. They were. They. The ABBA crew came over last Saturday. And then Agathena went to New York. She had business, but she did want to come in here and visit for a minute for two days. And I did play dancing queen in the background, by the way. Turley in the house. And she was like, turn that off, it's not funny. She doesn't speak very good English. Even with all that money and all.

[Bobbo]

Those years she still didn't speak in English. Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agathina Claus slot. But yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

My.

[Bobbo]

Is that a real name?

[John Clay Wolf]

You turn up a little. My. My mother in laws. My wife's grandmother's sister is the hot chick. My wife's grandmother's sister is a hot chick. Right?

[Bobbo]

You guys get the blonde hot chick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the redhead hot chick.

[Bobbo]

You get some money every year.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't, but she does. And. And your wife. I love it when it happens when the abachek comes in because it takes the pressure off an old brother.

[Bobbo]

The Abachek. Yeah, we love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

She just gives royalties to her extended family.

[Bobbo]

I know. I have a very rich friend that does that. They disseminate cash. That's how rich people do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're all a bunch of damn socialists anyway, so. Oh, stay off of politics.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what would they want to call me? Socialist, John. So, yeah, so they want to redistribute the wealth to one another.

[Bobbo]

Sure. Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Mike, I, I, It's a Star wars party and they've been getting the Star wars theme together and they've. And I've called my son the other day with Bobbo's crazy box and as a Kylo Ren and told him I was coming to his party. He's all freaked out thinking that Kylo Ren's coming to, so I need to call him again and get it off. Do you have her up? 800-800-72348? I don't think it's handy for you to play these Star wars for your children, John.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, is this your maid?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is my maid. I don't like the way they're to.

[Caller]

Trying to do this thing for your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you not like?

[Caller]

Because Star wars is of the devil.

[Bobbo]

Star wars is of the devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kylo Ren is obviously possessed by a demon from Guatemala.

[Bobbo]

I don't think so. It's a bit of a stretch.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is horrible and Harrison Ford is ugly.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, let's get a green here on the, on the, on the, on the horn here. What's up? Why is she not on the phone? Can you talk to him? Is her mic on?

[Michael Turley]

She's calling right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well my God. What kind of. I thought she was in production school. Yeah, that's right. You start talking about it for five minutes and you tell him to call.

[Michael Turley]

She's fielding other calls. She's trying to clear off the lines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? She cleared it off four minutes ago. I see. I saw her when she cleared it off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I guess it takes a little time or something. It's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a live production, damn it. It's a kid's birthday party. Why can't we not do anything right?

[Wallace Edwards]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the freaking children, man.

[Bobbo]

All right, we'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good lord. You people, you need to just calm down and do your jobs.

[J.D. Ryan]

You better have a damn elephant down here in 20 minutes, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or fix to kick somebody's samurai ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is his kids birthday parties.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you can Find us an elephant. 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remember in an old school or whatever show that was when they killed the donkey. That's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

So great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, you just took a tranq dart to the neck. I'm feeling kind of funny. Cue it up where I can see it.

[Bobbo]

God bless America.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bless America.

[Bobbo]

Land that I love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he on now or is he on where he can hear me talking so he knows it's fake or is Jeanette on?

[Bobbo]

Janette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on.

[Bobbo]

Janette.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't put it back on hold. 808. Who's on the phone? Is it Jeanette or Nolan?

[Michael Turley]

They hung up.

[Bobbo]

See, you upset the children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Have you checked the children?

[John Clay Wolf]

So just. Hey, screener. Just FYI, when people are on hold, they can hear what we're doing. That's part of the way the system works. So everything we're saying on the air, they can hear it on hold. So if you put the kid on the phone, then he knows that I'm not faking it. So it was a bust. So forget it. All right. Well, now that that was all over with.

[Bobbo]

It has not been over with. We haven't done it yet. It's all right. It's still gonna be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's crying. He's not crying. I think we should just cancel the party.

[Bobbo]

The kid's not crying. You don't know what happened. Easy everyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, good morning. You're on the air. He was on the phone and you were just talking. You completely blew it. Yep. Good deal. Good job everybody. Chris, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Oh yeah. I got a 2011 GMC. It's a three quarter ton, four wheel drive. It's a HD. It's got a ranch hand front bumper and the and a metal flatbed with 111,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am going to need a photo of that rig, sir. Because that is so country fried chicken fried that it could be in all types of different variable condition. I mean, does it have a hay hook on it? Does it have a hay hook on it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a diesel pump on it? Is that what an ox tank for? Red diesel. You know the stuff you really fill it up with when nobody's looking. The stuff that's got a better deal on the taxes go to go to givemetheven.com load it up, take a couple of pictures with your phone. You can shoot it right in and we'll send you an offer letter. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. Who's this?

[Caller]

Was Mitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mitch. What you got Mitch.

[Caller]

Well, I just talked to you about my King Ranch, Okay? I have another proposition for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Mitch, isn't he. Let's make a deal. Mitch.

[Bobbo]

Come on, Mitch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number two, man, number two.

[Caller]

You might have to open up your checkbook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I got a big one.

[Caller]

I got a 2016 Acura RDX as well, okay? Which I despise. I just despise this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm driving one of those right now, and I'm not crazy about it. But, hey, can we real quick. We've got a lot of. We got a short time and we got a lot of air right now, and I've got to fill it, so what. What do you want to do? You want me bid this rdx?

[Caller]

Yeah, do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. Go to the. Go to the. Hey, that's why I have that website. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We already bought the truck. Do it all at once. They'll handle it. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Justin. What you want? What you want? What you want?

[Caller]

Well, last Saturday I was hearing you were looking hire four or five people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, we're hired. Go to givemetheven.com, click email. JCW send me your resume. My name is John Clay Wolfe. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. JD Ryan Babo and Michael Turley. We will be here till noon.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how are the doobies last night, Bob? I've heard all these conversations, but I haven't heard how the show was outstanding.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, the doobies have almost become like a. Like an institution. It's almost like seeing Stilly Daniels.

[John Clay Wolf]

You saw them in downs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, they. You know, they do not the same set at all anymore. They put a lot of obscure classics in that you didn't expect to hear like, well, like any. Another Park, Another Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they do that part? I'm gonna hear some funky Dixie Land. Pretty Mama Gonna take me by.

[J.D. Ryan]

What else they did? They did that old by the Hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty Mama.

[Bobbo]

The only song ever to fade in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he just say?

[Bobbo]

I have no clue.

[J.D. Ryan]

This song right here, that song without.

[John Clay Wolf]

You, how does it go?

[J.D. Ryan]

That one right there. Truly.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the part you.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't follow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Level it up. When they.

[Bobbo]

The audience.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-807-22-3,4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rock and roll, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's rock and roll right here. It's a rock and roll Saturday right here at 9:34am on your rocking radio station.

[J.D. Ryan]

My name is Saturday Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good morning, our crazy wacky FM DJ Bobbo.

[J.D. Ryan]

The city by the bay. The city that never sleeps with you, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

And since we were doing a deal a minute ago with my kiddo. Yeah, it's his birthday, right? It's his birthday and his birthday party today. And I've called him. We have a voice processing deal. And I called him three weeks ago, right, as Darth Vader and had him completely bought in that Kylo Ren, which sounds like Darth Vader was coming to his birthday party. So we were gonna call him today and tell him why we couldn't make it.

[Wallace Edwards]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then we just blew it. And Jeanette, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because when she was on hold, she gave it to him and he heard us setting up the bit. So is he crushed or is he okay?

[Caller]

No, he's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's seven. He doesn't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, do you have our Darth Vader thing? Jeanette, do you think it was your fault or my fault? Your fault. See, it's always, always my fault. She handed the phone to the kid when I was setting up the bit. But it's my fault. We all shut up and let me talk to my wife.

[Caller]

Well, you said when I call, hand the phone to no one, so I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see.

[Bobbo]

You didn't set her up correctly. She's not in the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so it's my fault?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, this one's your fault.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just say, I think it's your fault too, man.

[Bobbo]

Now that she's on the phone, I think it's your fault. Before we were off there, I said it was her fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Now, what just happened here? Because when we were off there, she.

[Bobbo]

Got on the phone. I'm not gonna get her mad at me.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is intervention, John. Yeah. I can't imagine how many times during the course of every work week of your life this happens. Jeanette, how many times?

[Caller]

A bunch.

[J.D. Ryan]

A bunch. A bunch. More than 12? Less than 20?

[Caller]

Somewhere in between.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did you see the trash outside the door this morning?

[Caller]

I did, and I picked it up last night, too. We have somebody. We have an intruder.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do possum or something. We made a disaster mess. I will move that when I get home, honey. So is the child around? The birthday boy?

[Bobbo]

Don't end the phone to him yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yet. Yes, don't hand the phone to him yet. Will you tell him that Kylo Ren is on the phone?

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did not yet. I Mean, tell him, but not give him the phone yet.

[Bobbo]

He's not on radio. She needs direction.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm going to move microphones to the one that's processed, and then I'm going to talk to the child as the Star wars character. Right?

[Caller]

So since he's around and I'm having to hide that I'm talking to you, why don't you just let me know when you're Kyle then, and I'll hand him over.

[Michael Turley]

That's a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a great idea, baby. You know, you. You.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ought to radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ought to be afraid. You are. You are from out of the ab.

[Caller]

I mean, you're making it so difficult, and it's pretty simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are from the abigene pool.

[Caller]

Hang on just a second.

[Bobbo]

Just set the whole show straight. You're making it so difficult and it's so simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true.

[Bobbo]

Okay, now, could you come up here every Saturday and direct? Because you'd be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would. I'll bring over. Hello?

[Bobbo]

You would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Hello?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hello? Hello?

[Bobbo]

Okay, is that dark enough?

[John Clay Wolf]

So let me talk to the kid.

[Bobbo]

Now we're ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

This isn't a good Darth Vader. This is kind of screwy. I'm jacking with it. He's got a room. Nolan? Nolan.

[Caller]

Hello, Nolan.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Nolan, it's J.D. we're on the radio. We have a friend for you to talk to on your birthday. Is that okay?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Happy birthday, by the way. This is JD Talking, but I have a buddy that's going to come in and chat with you. Hold on.

[Caller]

Nolan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Nolan, are you there? Yes, this is Kylo Ren.

[Caller]

Okay, I'm not gonna be able to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make it to your birthday party today. My. My starship. You know, the one I fly around in. My fighter.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen. My fighter. My fighter. My fighter.

[Bobbo]

His fighter jet broke down. I'm trying to help him talk because he's coming. He's calling from a different dimension, so it's a little difficult to understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nolan.

[Caller]

Okay, yeah.

[Bobbo]

His fighter broke down.

[John Clay Wolf]

My fighter, are you still there? Yes. My fighter jet. I missed a payment on it and it got repoed.

[Caller]

What?

[Bobbo]

It got repossessed. They took it back. The bank took it away.

[Caller]

Oh, he lost his fighter jet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost my fighter jet. So I can't make it this week. I'll catch you next time. I gotta go. Have a good birthday.

[Caller]

Goodbye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Bye.

[Bobbo]

He's crushed. Oh, my God. Poor child.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not set up nearly as good as it was last time. Last time it was perfect. That that deal was so screwed up that I couldn't even hear myself think. I don't know why the setting was.

[Bobbo]

Wrong, different, but you get a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 800, 817.

[Bobbo]

You crushed a seven year old. That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it just, I mean the Echo deal was just way I was trying.

[Michael Turley]

To take it down. You kept messing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it wasn't that. It was. The setting was on the wrong knob.

[Bobbo]

It was still effective and you destroyed your sons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. See the direct knob? It's always the direct setting. Jason, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 11F 150 Limited with 92 is at Leather Roof Navigation.

[Caller]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

So actually all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Caller]

It's a two, two with standard two. But you can put in all wheel drive or four high. So it is four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's an all wheel drive system basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 17 grand.

[Caller]

Oh God. 22 inch factory OEM wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

6.2.

[Caller]

Your engine number? 2021 of 3700.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't. I don't know about the 20, 21 and 3700 but you didn't tell me about all the extra stuff. How much is it?

[Caller]

32.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not with 92, 000 miles on it. Too high. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Cleveland. Be back uno momento.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD yes.

[Bobbo]

Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Should we take some calls and show people what we do?

[Bobbo]

Yes, I think we should possibly. For those new to the show, Deborah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

You're on the morning that Deborah. Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. Deborah or not, we hang up on Deborah because she didn't talk fast enough. Scott, it's a 100 year old truck with 200,000 miles on it. What do you want for it? I. I really don't know.

[Caller]

My, my. My girlfriend bought it for me when my old size transmission. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I think she paid 3,000. Baba, can you translate that for me?

[J.D. Ryan]

His girlfriend's mother was angry because he tore the fish out.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what I heard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. But then he put a fork in it and. Would you like the hook?

[Bobbo]

Exactly 500. See, once Papa explains it, it becomes very easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I speak Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

808. 8008-0072-3480-0800 7234. Is the call in number 800, 800 radio. We're live. It's 9:47 here on the radio. All types of things to talk about today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got phone lines open for you too, at 800-800-RADIO. That's 800-800-723-4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me year, make, model miles. Year make model miles. Year, make, model miles. And I will put a number on your car. Or you just go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com so did you see that? The Dallas News, The Rangers. Yes, the Texas Rangers are getting a new studio already.

[Bobbo]

Stadium, you know, not studio, stadium.

[John Clay Wolf]

That thing felt pretty new to me. I was 22 years old. Well, I remember when it was brand new and I. I felt. I still feel like when I walk in there, I'm like, man, in this place. Nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Isn't it great?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I still feel that way with a porch and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was there last Saturday, last Sunday at 2:00, to be exact. And I had very good seats because they were given to me by a friend. And I was sitting 10 rows back from first base and we were watching a great ball game. And then we watched the most hellish baseball fight breakout of all time.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's kind of rare in baseball.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my kids were like, what's going on, Daddy? Hang on. Shut up. Watch out. I think this fixed to get ugly.

[Bobbo]

Daddy's loving this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Throw your beer, kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pulled my gun out of the back.

[Bobbo]

You did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, don't tell me. I got this, man. I mean, this is getting serious. So this. We're going DEFCON 3 here. It was feeling weird in that baseball arena, bud. Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet it was, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could feel it before it broke out. When, when, when they beamed Batista.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

With that 90 mile an hour, 98 mile an hour fasty in the ribs.

[Bobbo]

He gets hit in the ribs and stands there like, okay, what else you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got, dude, they put him.

[John Clay Wolf]

They put him on base and we're right in front of first base and he's peacocking around like, what else you got? Batches.

[Bobbo]

I know, dude, that was amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

How you could hit the ribs with the 90 mile an hour pitch. You go, whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was looking at the crowd and we're all yelling at him because he was, like giving us the fingers with his body language.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't say it right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't do it, but you could feel it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm not a heckler at sports games, but, I mean, I was like standing up Screaming at him.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bautista is one of those guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were all hating him.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know the feeling he gave you. I mean, it was very high energy and it was like something weird fixing to happen here. And the next play, he runs to second base, obviously with it, with the single that was hit. And. And then you see him slide in and you see o' door throw it. And the ball flew off base. Bad, right. He missed first base and it was like a slice. So my eyes were following that thrown aired ball.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I didn't see the fight, the first one.

[Wallace Edwards]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you see everything clear and your eyes go back to second base and you see this whole thing. And it was pretty funky. But what I've noticed is that Nolan Ryan punches old boy in the head back in 97. 98. When was it?

[J.D. Ryan]

91.

[Michael Turley]

It was like 91. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what year was the new ballpark built?

[J.D. Ryan]

94.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So three years later, we get a new ballpark.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

O' door punches old boy in the head.

[Bobbo]

You're gonna make a correlation between this?

[J.D. Ryan]

2016.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now when's the new ballpark just got announced yesterday?

[J.D. Ryan]

21.

[John Clay Wolf]

21.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so you think every time a Ranger punches somebody, we get a new ballpark?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what's happening. It is gonna. I've named the new ballpark the House of Pain.

[Bobbo]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Charlie's playing the House of Pain in the back, right? Yeah, the House of Pain. It's a. It's a beat down place and I think they need huge visuals of on either side of it. Of Odor's punch. Yeah. And then Nolan's Ryan's headlock punch.

[Bobbo]

Don't mess with tastes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, exactly. When you come here, get ready to fight. Yeah, I like it.

[Bobbo]

Put little ropes around the on deck circle like a boxing ring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you not think that that announcement for Texas Rangers getting a new stadium out of nowhere. Yes. Yesterday it went out of nowhere.

[Bobbo]

It couldn't be out of nowhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

But with all the energy and the press that they had this week with the punch, they could have moved it up. They did.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No question.

[Bobbo]

While people are looking at us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. By the way.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. While we have a lot of Ranger rally going on, while we try to.

[Michael Turley]

Fleece the city of Arlington, folks, of.

[Bobbo]

Course, while everybody's still on our side, let's bring this up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Exactly it. That's exactly it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

We could get anything done right now. It's like right after 9, 11. They could pass anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no better time to do it.

[Bobbo]

And all the Americans are like, yeah, kick your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston has a covered park. Minute Maid has the roof on it forever. I'm surprised they can't put a roof on the existing ballpark, but whatever.

[Bobbo]

You can't do that afterwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can. I mean, my Lord, you can do instructions. You can do anything. You can build anything.

[Michael Turley]

Do it.

[Bobbo]

You could do it. It would look terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do anything. I mean, look at. Look at the stadium in Oklahoma. It would look terrible. Do you know how many times that thing's been added onto? They just built up.

[Bobbo]

I just saw.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but 22 years in that stadium still looks classic. I still can't believe they're gonna. It looks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it. I do understand the heat factor for the day games in the summertime, which is a big part of the season, and it's killing the ticket sales. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's difficult to sit up in that third level, you know, on a summer day.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

110 degrees.

[John Clay Wolf]

It could. You know, Bobbo passed out at the Joe Wash Walsh concert last weekend from smoking dope and hold his breath.

[Wallace Edwards]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

If. Bobbo, I think you would take another wheelchair trip to the infirmary if you set up in the summer.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I mean, I've passed out at the ballpark at Arlington countless times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you holding a Dube again, or was it just from he.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I was holding a giant Miller Light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[J.D. Ryan]

And a big old Mexican cutie under my left arm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was very.

[J.D. Ryan]

Named Tanya.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tanya. Where she.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where is she?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, where's she now?

[J.D. Ryan]

She's probably still in North Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't seen a big old Mexican cutie under your arm ever. And I just asked.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd drop by and pick her up. We'd go to the ballpark, watch a game. I'd pass out, wake up, come home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y'. All. Did y' all enjoy each other's company under the sheets?

[J.D. Ryan]

Very much. I think we were soul mates.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you knock her up?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure? Lord, I tried, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lord, I tried.

[Bobbo]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did try.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old is she? Is she.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's fictional, dude. Come on. Why are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're. You're covering now. You're piling on, John. You're covering.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just piling on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Doki, let's take this jeep call and see what's up. Will. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

McKinney.

[John Clay Wolf]

McKinney, Texas. 99 Jeep Wrangler with 76. Lifted or stock lifted.

[Caller]

Hard top, steel doors, aftermarket aluminum wheels. Brand new BS Goodrich all the way around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sticker, automatic, five speed, six or four cylinder, six average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Very clean. And very seldom drive it, obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think 76,000 miles. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah, I've got, well, 77, 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all fine. I mean, I'm not geeking out. It's my car. Is it, Is it. Is it air conditioned? Yes or no?

[Caller]

Yeah, AC.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

Six years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does $6,000 buy it? No, it's a 99. It ain't an 09. It's not a 1999. I mean, it's not a. It's not a 16.

[Caller]

Yeah. No, no, I'm looking more like 8,500. I was trying to get out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. J.D. he's at 85, right? I'm at 6. Okay. I need you to couples counsel us.

[Bobbo]

Okay, I'll work on this. He's 85, you're at 6. We both agree on 72.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if I can.

[Bobbo]

You want to go that high?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm.

[Bobbo]

What's the highest you can go, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'd like to know what she says first.

[Bobbo]

Okay. What. What's the lowest you can go? You have a payoff.

[Caller]

I would like 1300 on is what I owe on it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so we're clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not a problem. Is he carrying any baggage from past deals? I think it's. I think it's his mother that's screwing all this up.

[Bobbo]

No, it's not his mother. No, no, no, not at all.

[Caller]

I think I can find a Jeep lover that'll give me eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's his kids from that first marriage. I swear those kids are ruining our life.

[Bobbo]

So he thinks he can get a Jeep lover to give him a for this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm a Jeep lover.

[Bobbo]

John's a Jeep lover.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I just inject that? Many Jeep lovers suffer from opioid dependency.

[Bobbo]

No, you may, you may not. And you do it again, your mic gets turned off. Now here's the point off. You're at 8,000, right?

[Caller]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Okay. How low can we go? What can we do here? Not that we're trying to lowball you, but you understand John's at 6. He's looking at market reports and all those numbers, but you and I were just friends. We're pals. So, yeah, I want to help you get the most out of this car is what I'm trying to say. John can't hear me right now, okay? So let's just talk, you and me. So what is it? Yeah, have you got a bid anywhere else? Have you got a bid anywhere else?

[John Clay Wolf]

You asked him a question. If you'll shut up and listen.

[Caller]

I'm sorry, but I haven't even tried to sell it yet, to be honest with you. I wanted to get a four door truck is what I'm after.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that.

[Caller]

That's what I'm trying to get out of the deals. And F150.

[Bobbo]

Good call. I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't take the brain damage of all these crazy people. Hey, Will, if I just buy it for eight, can we just be done?

[Caller]

Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I own it.

[Bobbo]

Boom. See, Will, we're buddies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go have a beer. All right, we'll go to. Go to givemethevin.com. put the pictures in, put the VIN number in. John bought my car for eight grand. Where is my damn money? Dude, dude.

[Bobbo]

Put the dude part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put the dude part in. And they'll really know that you talk to me. And then when I get off the air, they say where this guy wants knows his damn money is one. Get him his damn money. Get him on the phone and get everybody line. We got people's. We got peeps. We got money. We got transport. We'll get it done. We're here in your town, so we'll line it up. Pay that man.

[Bobbo]

See, we have a friend now. I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are the worst. You're the worst attorney I've ever dealt with in my life.

[Bobbo]

That's all. But my buddies, I took care of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was at 6, they were at 8. I got JD involved and we ended up at 8.

[Bobbo]

You're right, I'm a terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm surprised it didn't go to 85.

[Bobbo]

That's what that was gonna be. My next offer.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it'll be a good conciliatory because it's just not Sicilian.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good wartime concealer.

[Bobbo]

Now you know I'm not in the car business.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought a prowler yesterday. He called into the show last week and we get out there to pick it up and it. It won't shift. What? Did you know that, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we got it all handled.

[Bobbo]

But it won't shift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I told you it won't go into second gear.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did you get that handle?

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't tell us.

[Michael Turley]

If you told us that, we wouldn't buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we would have bought it, but a lot cheaper. We wouldn't have sent somebody out there without a wrecker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I was thinking it prowler that doesn't shift.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got it all. It was an electronic shift deal. He said, well, if you, if you put a, if it's the terminal on the battery and if you put a screw in there and tighten it up, it will shift fine until it hits a bump and then it gets stuck in second gear, it won't go into singer. So I said, you proved to my driver that this thing will shift through all gears up and down without hitting any bumps. Then when it hits, and damn sure they went through all the gears and it shifted fine. They hit a bump and the whole thing shut down. I'm like, okay. No, it's just electrical. So it's like, okay, send a record, go hook it. I can fix it, no sweat. I mean, how many, how many 99 prowlers with 10,000 miles are there out there, right? The two door prowler. Say it's worth it. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. We're going to be here for a while. One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God, they lie. I made a website, givemetheven.com it takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership and get put in a headlock and go through the wringer. Go to givemetheven.com I will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your car. Givemetheven.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, morning, 10 o' clock hour, hour. Number three of our little Saturday morning ditty. We will be here every Saturday morning for your listening pleasure.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, John Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Babboy. Good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love, I love nice messages.

[Bobbo]

From who?

[John Clay Wolf]

The wife on our Facebook page will show Deanna Taylor the show sounds even better on oxycontin and weed. That's not really medicinal, of course.

[Bobbo]

It's not a compliment.

[John Clay Wolf]

She, she talks a lot. She's been a listener of us for a long time.

[Wallace Edwards]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like nice comments.

[Bobbo]

You like nice comments. You're letting. The problem is you're letting the program directors on these new radio stations get in your head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Yes, definitely. Let them get in your head. And you're. And you. And you're trying to dance around and you're keeping all the comments going. And you're going, well, I shouldn't say that.

[Caller]

Good.

[Bobbo]

You're. And you're losing your rhythm.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's one wrong thing you can do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're trying to scare me straight.

[Bobbo]

Right, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, the other wrong thing you can do is like I used to always thumb my nose at him and just keep on and keep on and you know, record.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you wound up working at the plant punching a clock. Right. Record.

[J.D. Ryan]

Record their phone calls on the air. Call them the programming Nazi and all that. That's another wrong thing you can do. That's wrong. I was wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wasn't there a scared straight deal? Yeah. Chris Farley, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're trying to scare you straight. Like Chris Farley on Saturday Night Live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You kids think it's cool to smoke a little weed and cut class. You might wind up like me living in a van down by the river. You remember that classic bit with a. With tiny pants.

[Bobbo]

Classic.

[J.D. Ryan]

He made David Slade break up and he couldn't even, you know, so funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

They send me these emails that they get from. It's. It's the buzz in Houston.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that where you're getting them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been on the air on the other station in Houston for seven years or six years or something. And we get all these great compliments and then they start firing off all this hate mail to me.

[Bobbo]

It just takes one guy to upset beyond Apple Car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like mean tweets.

[Caller]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Exactly. That's exactly what.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I can't fire back that you can't. I want to.

[Bobbo]

You're in a defensive position, so I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can'T say the person's name. Can I read it to you? Have you seen any of these?

[Bobbo]

No, I haven't seen any of them. Don't read the name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, my name is Blank Melissa.

[Bobbo]

I changed made up the name.

[John Clay Wolf]

I turned on my radio while shopping the yard sales in our area.

[Bobbo]

Okay, strike one.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's an indication right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of what?

[J.D. Ryan]

She's obviously some low rent losers. Okay, easy shopping the yard sales.

[Caller]

Move forward.

[J.D. Ryan]

Move forward.

[John Clay Wolf]

And flipped it to 94.5 expecting to hear Rod Ryan reruns for the week.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is great. We love Ron because I'm Rod because I'm Because I'm not normally in my car until 11 or so. Today I hear what appears to be a car ad for selling your car. This goes on for 10 minutes, then they start talking about Sahara law. It's not Sahara law. It's. What do you call it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sharia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sharia law. An imminent domain of Muslims and some other bull crap like that. I change it and hope it will be over by the end of the hour. Baby, we're only halfway through. Yeah, it's not.

[Bobbo]

Oh, she has more.

[John Clay Wolf]

She has more. I turned back to them discussing transgender people saying the word tranny. Insane gay kids are mostly pretend gay. And then it falls into these boys. And I'm not going to say what. What she said.

[Bobbo]

Please don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't. I can't repeat what she said.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just two, not nine.

[Bobbo]

Two not nice, this yard shopping woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I turn off the radio at some trannies are kind of hot. Which was followed by two other guys. Left finger.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I said that. I said that was my line and it's absolutely true.

[Bobbo]

All right, let's just move. So how does this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you vet these people for letting them have a time slot on your air? Every radio personality I've heard In the last 10 years of listening has been loving and makes it feel like family loving. I listen to it in the car with my toddler and it's usually great. Occasionally a naughty thing, but it's a phrase or a low key joke. Don't have to be worried about my kid attaching to the word tranny. Yeah. Or other hate speech. I liked y' all as a nonpartisan radio station, and I will not be listening on Saturday mornings anymore if these guys continue.

[Bobbo]

That's one person.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we should just quit. No, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what? What we need to do is embrace, you know, that bit of constructive criticism. And we're sorry, and we didn't mean it. We didn't realize that tranny was a slur.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. First of all, I'd like to say I love the Buzz Houston, and listen all day long. I was surprised, however, to hear the John Clay Wolf show on the air this morning. It was my first time hearing the show on the Buzz, and. And frankly, I was surprised it was on your station. The way John spoke of the trans and gay community not only seemed off brand for the station, but it was insulting. Controversial topics have long been part of other shows on the Buzz, but the personalities know how to manage them and know how to address them in an appropriate manner. John's references to trannies and gay youth has no place on Houston Airways. Waves.

[Bobbo]

I'm with him on this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Signed Broomhilda.

[Bobbo]

He made it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I made it up.

[Bobbo]

Different name.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I've got more.

[Bobbo]

No, I don't think so. Do you think I'm good so that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those are haters and then a lover. The show sounds great, Wolf. Even better on oxycodone and weed.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's not a real compliment. That's sort of like when I'm stoned. You sound good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so that's what. They're drunk.

[Bobbo]

You look great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know who my audience is anymore. Maybe I'm a transsexual gender person.

[J.D. Ryan]

You never know. I mean, listen, they're. They're making like we hate.

[John Clay Wolf]

You worked with a guy forever. I'll skip that. What?

[Bobbo]

Bob, thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're acting like we hate people. There's no hate. No hate came out of your voice last week when we were talking about that particular subject.

[Bobbo]

We make most fun of ourselves. We make fun of our families. We make fun of ourselves because we know we're silly.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're silly.

[Bobbo]

There's no hate.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're silly like that.

[Bobbo]

There's no hate ever on this station.

[J.D. Ryan]

But we're also not afraid to be ignorant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. We got James on line six. James. Good morning on there. James. James in Houston. James. James in Houston.

[Bobbo]

James.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. He's there. He just doesn't know it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's much too.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's on oxycodone and weed. Yeah. James, are you there? It says the Buzz is having problems with the show. James, I really want to hear what the problem is. Okay, well, I'll just put him back on hold. We'll go back to him in a minute. It's time for Casey Kason to come in and do his top 10.

[Bobbo]

Casey. Casey doesn't want any part of this show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll see you.

[Bobbo]

Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Dear John, Casey Kasem is dead. And I don't think it's fun to make fun of a dead guy and bring a dead guy that was such an American staple, such as Casey Kasem. Back to your terrible radio program. You must pay him a lot to be there. Remember that. That NDA we signed, kci. Never tell anybody what we're paying you.

[Bobbo]

Right. Okay, Johnny, here we go. How about this? Since run in Oklahoma today. Right. First time in Oklahoma. Here's the top 10 crazy real laws. These are actual laws in Oklahoma. Are you ready? Casey's gonna go through Them quick because they suck. Number 10, you can't wear. This is true. A New York jets jersey in Ada, Oklahoma. It's against the law. Number nine, there's a real law in the books against whaling in Oklahoma. As if that would be a problem. Number eight, in Clinton, Oklahoma, it's illegal to molest a car or a truck. Number seven, it is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window in Hawthorne. What? It is, I'll say it again, unlawful to put a hypnotized person in a display window in Hawthorne. Number six, women may not legally gamble in the nude, lingerie or wearing a towel in Shelter, Oklahoma. Obviously, halfway there. Here comes number five. You can't legally carry a fishbowl full of fish anywhere in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Number four, it's against the law in Oklahoma. These are real. By the way, it's against the law in Oklahoma to take a bite out of anyone else's hamburger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number three, Man, I could never live there. I'm bad about that.

[Bobbo]

In Bar Bartlesville, it is illegal to have more than two adult cats. Number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up.

[Bobbo]

These are real. These are real. Number two, it is illegal to cause annoying vibrations in Bartlesville city limits. Number one, it is illegal to wear your boots to bed anywhere in Oklahoma. There's your top 10 real laws in Oklahoma. Keep your feet in the ground to keep reaching over the stars.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

James, good morning in Houston. Are you there now? Morning, James.

[Bobbo]

James.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, man.

[Caller]

What's up, man? Just a comment. I've been listening to you guys for a couple years, and I just flipped over to the Buzz listening to you on there. And just the engineering side, it's. It's kind of choppy. Like, there's, like, quiet moments in between the music and you guys talking, and it's not real smooth, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. Oh, oh, we've got. Will you send them an email complaining about them instead of me? This is great, James. This is good news.

[Bobbo]

Maybe they're hitting the delay on us. I think that's what's happening so many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Brings up a very good point. They may be dumping us out. Like, when we say something they don't like, they push a button and blanket like a dvr. Could that be what it is?

[Caller]

Real cut up. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the commercial transitions are there?

[Caller]

It's pretty shoddy, man. It's pretty shoddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, maybe I'm not the only one. That's terrible then. All right, well, thanks. Thanks. 800. 800 Austin 05 Dodge half ton with 90, is it average rough or clean?

[Caller]

It is clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a large 20 inch wheel truck with a hemi and quad cab and short bed and two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Sadly, no 17's on it. With a 4, 7V8 two wheel drive? Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it $7,000?

[Caller]

Well, I was calling look price because I haven't really started looking to sell yet. But if I bought it, I bought it for 10, five. No, I'm on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it was, if it was a Hemi with twenties, I'd be 8,500, maybe nine grand.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So with the four, six and the small wheels, I'm 75. Seven to 7,500 is what the money is. And feel free to go to givemetheven.com load it up, we'll take another look. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I am actually in today.

[John Clay Wolf]

South Lake, Texas. Cool, thanks for joining us.

[Caller]

Yeah, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Great show. Hey, send that to the program directors, will you, Danny? Everybody go to the websites of the stations we're on and click email PD and say, God, the guys that love us and the haters. We would love all the bad emails and the good ones.

[Bobbo]

Bring it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring it on.

[Michael Turley]

I think, John, it's. As a producer here, I think we should do more of that hate mail.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love that. I love the hate, man. Oh yeah, bring it on.

[Michael Turley]

So please, more hate mail, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have more hate mail to offer. Don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dear Buzz, I usually listen on my little walkman while I trolley my shopping cart down Austin street looking for cigarette butts. This past Saturday, I must say, as a bag lady, I was very offended.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had just finished my breakfast of a half eaten can of tuna.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, that's not funny at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

When John Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Bobble said this is good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Began talking about the taste of sour milk. As a person who consumes sour milk each day is a huge part of my diet.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, everybody heard again.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was very offended. But being a bag lady and an adult, I got over it. Now I love John Wolf and I'm glad someone else realizes sour milk is bad and I should really stop drinking that stuff. Thanks, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We try, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now I peddled my goods around on a stolen stone scooter I got in the rich neighborhood Melissa lives in.

[John Clay Wolf]

God help us all right, I stole.

[J.D. Ryan]

Melissa's scooter and I'm wheeling, wheeling down Lamar Avenue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have been so sick this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, I know.

[Bobbo]

I heard you from both ends.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you mean ill or like ill ill?

[Bobbo]

Ill? Ill, like, like sitting on the bathroom, Sitting in the bathroom. I have that kind.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have. I have never farted.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you say farted on the radio.

[Bobbo]

That you can actually say that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have never farted. Like, I have farted this week.

[Bobbo]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a time, all right. There was a time night before last that the farts were so bad.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I felt like that movie Alien. I felt like something was happening, and I was. I had an out of body experience where I was looking down at myself and the farts were running away and I could not stop them. And I told my wife that I felt like I may need to go to the hospital. And she's like, what are you gonna do to the hospital? Just sit in the hospital room, Fart.

[Bobbo]

Right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was unbelievable. J.D. have you ever farted like that?

[Bobbo]

I have. Let me ask, were they like the Sahara desert or were they more like a river?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, they were. They were dry or wet. I don't want to get into that. At that moment, they were trustworthy.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's good. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trustworthy.

[Bobbo]

As long as they were trustworthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trustworthy.

[Bobbo]

You had a lot of gas, then.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of air, but it was unbelievable. I mean, just.

[Bobbo]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like. It was freaking me out, dude.

[Bobbo]

Gotcha. I know that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I told everybody in the house, get to the other end of the house. Stay out of here. This is a quarantine zone.

[Bobbo]

Extinguish all open fleas.

[John Clay Wolf]

She brought. Well, she brought. She brought. She brought candles in the room. It was like an exorcism, man. It was like everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

What did you do to yourself, dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. We'll talk about it in a minute. We got to go to break. Give me the vin.com is. Oh, another buzz complaint. Oh, good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dear buzz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man. We just let it all fly here, guys. We'll be back in a minute. I don't like.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now, 1-800-800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell are you playing? This isn't what I think it is, is it? Is this that top 40 crap deal from Europe? Oh, my. The worst intro song Charlie has ever selected in this program's history.

[Michael Turley]

Well, your wife called and she requested it. And you know, what your wife says goes.

[Bobbo]

That's right, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

I can't understand why she likes this song so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's from Copenhagen, Denmark, which is where she's from. And every time she did it to Jack with me when this song is playing on like three radio stations at all times. Have you noticed? Notice this?

[Bobbo]

I don't hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't heard it. I haven't heard an overplayed song as bad as this current time. Yes. Since Ice Ice Baby.

[Michael Turley]

I. I didn't know about it until now, and it's bad. I listened to it.

[Bobbo]

I was like, what's wrong with it?

[Michael Turley]

The lyrics are stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just a song, but it's. Remember, Ice Ice Baby would be playing on reruns and it would be on all the stations at once.

[Bobbo]

Macarena and all those others. Yeah, they'll just be to death.

[Michael Turley]

The guy's like 20 years old and he's talking about his life already. Like, oh, I've lived such a great long life at seven years old. It was so hard on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's dumb. Yeah, so the people from small countries get excited when one of their people break out. But when Metallica comes on the radio, she didn't want to hear it. You know, Lars is from Copenhagen. He's from Denmark.

[J.D. Ryan]

That hard rock with a name like Lars.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not real music. I mean, this is not real Danish music. I've been over there to Europe. My in laws, my kids are half Danish. The biggest song in Denmark is Nick and Jay. Boeing Boing. Boeing.

[Bobbo]

Boeing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is this Boeing?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. Oh, you're so good, Turley.

[Bobbo]

Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Nick and Jay are their Rolling Stones.

[J.D. Ryan]

And right now, get a season pass at Six Flags. You'll save $6.95 with a can of Coke.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I see that old man dancing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

This is hip hop.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. This Lucas Graham guy is driving me nuts. We're in the car and this is on. And I want to change it. I mean, we've had some really heated problems over fighting over the radio. You ever fought over the radio with your old lady in the car?

[Bobbo]

Oh, God, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would rather listen to this than Lucas Graham. And I don't understand a word they're saying.

[Michael Turley]

Wait a minute. This is what's hot in Denmark.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is real hot in Denmark.

[Bobbo]

We know what they're saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not like it's the devil.

[Michael Turley]

It's like backwards or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds. Look at the hot chicks.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like pit bulls.

[Bobbo]

Do we know what they're saying? They're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have no idea if they are, who would know?

[Bobbo]

Somebody will know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the refrain. This is. Popping farter.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know my daddy. Popping five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Popping father. Boing Boing I think he's talking about getting excited when he sees a woman possibly. Yeah, okay. Boing, boing.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I think this is the secret program directors that are listening. I think you need to take that song, Nick and Jay, boing, boing. And play it on your top 40 sticks and release one of your own and get all the credit you will. Don't give it to me, of course. But yeah. I've watched people on what are the drugs called that get you up, make you dance all night? Not opiate ecstasy. X. I've watched people walking around the streets on ecstasy singing the song real loud. And they all better watch out. They all have blonde hair and they're all riding bicycles eating Mentos. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Enough of that. But yet Lucas Brown. So I've heard enough. Trey, good morning. You're on there. Trey, Trey, Trey. 15F250 you there? Trey, Trey. It said Trey, but anyway. Oh, Frank, Frank, Trey, whatever it takes. 15F250 with 56.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city you out of?

[Caller]

Lafayette, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lafayette. I've got transports coming out of south Louisiana daily. We've been buying a lot of cars from you guys.

[Caller]

You got, you got them loaded down with some good Cajun cuisine or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the. The cars that we've been buying out of south Louisiana. I've been working Louisiana for 20 years and I go down there every two weeks and work Baton Rouge and Lafayette and we buy cars from the listeners from givemetheven.com and I buy cars from the local auctions and the local dealers. So I know them all. Where'd you buy it?

[Caller]

I bought it at courtesy and bro bridge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. I buy about a thousand cars a year from courtesy trade ins.

[Caller]

Uh huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So have you. Are you gonna trade this in or you just gonna sell it?

[Caller]

Well, I was just, I was thinking about just selling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it's a 15F250 with 56. The miles are tacky for the year model, but not for down there because everybody drives a lot. Is it a lariat, a platinum, a king ranch or what?

[Caller]

Lariat. Lariat with leather interior. I don't have the nav and I don't have the sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color white. Is it long bed or short.

[Caller]

Shorty?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if this truck with 56 is worth 38 or 40 with those miles. I don't know. I want to say 40, but without the roof. Do you mind going to the website and Putting it in so I can do a. Use my little computer and hitch accurately. Right Now, I'll say 38 on the air, but I think I'll give more, but I want to look at my stuff. Okay, so just go to. Just go to give me.

[Caller]

I can't go to the web website right now. No, I'm out working my cattle.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got all that. We've got all day. At least you're not shrimping. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Scott, you've got a wife who fights with you over music?

[Caller]

Me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Oh, no, not really. What I have is an understanding that whoever car it is and whoever is driving gets to pick the radio station or the music that you're gonna listen to. And if you don't like it, you can walk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Couldn't. Couldn't agree more. Thank you, sir. 800-800-Radio. Give me the vin.com. we'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You may get disgusted. 1045 Central Standard.

[Bobbo]

Good morning. Good morning, Bobo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good day, John.

[Bobbo]

Michael Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael Turley. Michael Turley. Michael Turley. All right, the website's givemetheven.com the phone numbers. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. JD what do we have in the news this morning?

[Bobbo]

Have you ever been on either to dinner with somebody or a date with probably you, maybe your wife or. They're on the phone the whole time. They're looking at their Facebooking, and you just want to punch him in the face?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to punch him in the face. I think that she wants to punch me in the face.

[Bobbo]

So you're on the phone all the time? Well, this guy divorced his wife within 12 hours of being married because she wouldn't put the cell phone down and pay attention to him. The couple retired. This is out of. Where else? Florida. Couple retired to a hotel room following the ceremony where a relative said the unnamed woman rebuffed the man's intimate advances because she wouldn't get off the phone telling her friends all about the wedding and all about how exciting things were. She put him off. He finally said, what's more important to me, your friends on the phone or me? She said, my friends. He divorced her.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I will say that these phones have become addicted.

[Bobbo]

Addicted? No kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who in this room is addicted to their phone?

[Bobbo]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I read. I'm addicted to smokeless tobacco.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Skull. Fine. Cut. Wintergreen. If anyone would like to mail me a log.

[Wallace Edwards]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or a half log. Okay. Be fine. But I'm reaching for my phone like a. Like a guy reaches for his smoke.

[Bobbo]

Let me ask you, have you ever accidentally driven away somewhere and left it behind and gone terrified?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Isn't that weird? That's, to me, frightening. Because that's the sign of a serious addiction.

[Michael Turley]

You know, we have to do.

[Bobbo]

I went to the movie theater the other day and I. And I left it at home and I felt weird the whole movie. I'm thinking I'm missing calls. What? I mean, isn't that sad? That's sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's not that I'm addicted to Facebook or surfing the web. It's the emails and the calls and the texts. Everyone is expecting a reply at this point.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're connected.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And. And I've got so much going on. If I don't have that, I'm like, oh, my God. You know, people like. Hello? Hello? What's wrong? Where are you? Well, can I check out for just a minute? How do you go on vacation now?

[Bobbo]

You don't. You take that with you?

[Michael Turley]

Well, here's the. My hippie liberal thought on that, which I love already. Once. Once a week on Sundays.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I completely turn the phone off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Michael Turley]

We'll go to the park. Just kind of spend an hour just to walk and actually get away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Start, man, unplug.

[Michael Turley]

That's the only. Otherwise I think I'll go insane.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got this new inventory control guy and I like him and he's trying hard, but he's texting me at night when he has a brain fart. He's texting me when he wakes up in the middle of night. He's texting me, he's emailing me. I'm finally like, listen, dude, stop communicating with me after 7 o' clock unless it's serious.

[Bobbo]

Well, you can, but you have to tell him that he doesn't end it. Did you say it gently?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kindly, but I'm sure that's how it felt. But I'm sure it came over that way.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He hasn't texted me since then. Hey, Mike, you've been with me for a long time. We've been working together. How many times at night do I hit you?

[Michael Turley]

Very rare. Unless it's something that you're drunk. And I could kind of tell that. Hey, John's been nipping a little bit here.

[Bobbo]

There's a little train of People to go to dinner. Everyone puts their cell phones in the middle of the table, and the first one that touches their cell phone gets to buy dinner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, Bob, I'll hit it late because I know he's been drinking and he's up for a good time talk. But as far as, like, you know, staff people that work with me and hitting them late with, hey, did you do this? No, no, no, no. We work so hard during the day. You've got to turn it off.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not a take for granted fact, by the way. You don't. Just know that I know. You know, anytime you hear from me after nine, that's when you know, because I don't do it, man. I turn it off, stick it in my bag.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were hitting me late the other night, and I knew what you wanted to talk about, but I was sleeping, I've been sick, and I was farting. It was that night I was in that uncontrollable fart stage, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was doing a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, the program. The programmers called me the other night. The Clear Channel people, okay? And it's been all this back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. It's like, hey, Wolf. And I'm sick at home. And I answer it on speaker and I'm like, yeah. And he's telling me all this stuff, and here it comes. I had bad, bad stomach problems.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like, okay. And I keep talking. I walk into the bathroom. I'm sitting on the thing.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you're on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And it's. It creates an echo chamber.

[Michael Turley]

You don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it got so bad.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, dude, I told you I was sick. Can I. Can I just call you back? He's like, is this really you? Are you not taking this seriously? He thought I was, like, making fart noises. Oh, my God. I'm like, dude, I'm sick. He's like, nobody's that sick. This is a joke. I'm like, it is a joke. It's uncontrollable. I'll call you back. I just hung up on it. I think he thought I was faking it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Yeah. You're a bit of a jokester.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this was not a joke this week. This looked like the back Max. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

You're on there like the trunk of Kennedy's car.

[Caller]

Hey, man.

[Bobbo]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just having fun.

[Caller]

Yeah. Can y' all hear me really well? I'm in the car right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can hear you fine.

[Caller]

Got Yalls radio turned around, man. I'm from. I'm from southern Georgia. I drove all the way up here with. To go see my mom in Fort Worth. But I have been listening to the worst radio on the way. I mean, where I live, if you press the scan button, the only thing you hear is, oh, Jesus, and how good Jesus is and all that. And, you know, there's not a good talk radio show on here. And as I'm listening, you guys, I'm cracking up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Excellent.

[Caller]

Y' all are just hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is everybody bitching so much?

[Bobbo]

Because they care.

[Caller]

I have no idea. Like, why in the world do you care about what these guys? Just change the radio. If you don't like it, change it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Max, I'll send your check. I'll send your check on Monday. All right? No, I appreciate. Where in Georgia you from?

[Caller]

I'm from Cuthbert. That's kind of. I don't know where they don't know that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, no.

[Caller]

No, that's where Fort Benning is, you know, the big fort in Georgia. And, you know, it's freaking alpaca country. It's. It's. You know, it's just a bunch of farm. And all you see are crosses. You see more crosses than street lights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you do. You do. I went to Bible camp out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I was a kid. You see, you know, street life.

[Caller]

Well, listen, I enjoy. You know, I'm not a religious man. I'm not bashing nobody for it. You know, I respect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you believe in God?

[Caller]

I. You know, I believe in. Yeah, I believe in a God. Yeah. I believe in a higher power.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm with you.

[Caller]

I don't believe I'm gonna dedicate my life to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not giving them 10.

[Caller]

I'm gonna live. Yeah, no, I'm gonna live my life. And if he doesn't like it, that's why he made me. So I make mistakes. I understand.

[Bobbo]

I get it very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've got. I've got a reverend here that we would like. He'd like to talk to you if you have a moment.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, go ahead, Max.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we're going to try to convert you to the cloth a little bit. It's, you know, that's how we are here in the Bible Belt down here. And you need to listen to this son, and you just need to have an open mind. Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Brothers and sisters. Tamara, this morning I wanted to show you a picture of your life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, Lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

I said I want to show you a picture of your life, whether you're left handed or right handed. Take your strong hand, hold it in front of your face. Look down at your hand, brothers and sisters. You gonna see a big line running through the middle. You gonna see a smaller line running closer to the top. That little squiggly one where you cut your thumb when you was a child. Little scars, rough spots. And place the calluses on your hands when you consider these lines and scars and marks on your hand. You engaging in idolatry and witchcraft. Don't be doing no palm reading on the preacher's time. Put your heart in Jesus. Fill your tank with the pressed on 37 in the midst of Jesus antifreeze. Because it will keep you cool and redeem. And you'll drive down the highway of life and leave your damn hand alone. Witch bastard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Max, you can catch us on iHeartradio. You can stream us from Georgia.

[Caller]

All the way to Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. We're gonna be on the air for the next. You're gonna lose us in the Dallas Fort Worth in a minute. But if you go to the Johnson. How can he stream us for the next hour?

[Michael Turley]

Webpage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to the webpage and click listen live. Or go to the ESPN app down in the ESPN radio app and put in Houston and it'll pull 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Wow, Harry. 08 HHR was 70. Is it leather or cloth? Harry Weaver, Harry. Is it? Oh, is it 0.8hhr with 70,000 miles? Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth. Is it a stick or automatic? About three grand. 3500 is what I'll give for it. Mark with this. Mark with this. Toyota 14, Toyota Tundra. I really want this car. I like these cars. I pay a lot for these cars. Are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load that one up and push me little pictures because I don't want to. I don't want to bid it low on the radio because I'm not looking at it. I want to see it. Yeah, we don't have to do it right now. I mean, the website works 24 hours a day. And we will. We'll be bidding cars till 5 o' clock today in the office and then we'll start again Monday morning. 800, 800 radio. Wallace Edwards. Wallace Edwards are behind. The music man is here. Morning, John, in the studio today. Thanks, Wallace.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, we love the show. I was just talking to Charlie Evans down at Vandergriff. Honda in Toyota. Oh, yeah, he's got the guys sitting around the showroom floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not the salesman. They're busy. He's. He's got his. All of his lieutenants sitting around his office. They're just. Just laughing themselves silly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, are they?

[J.D. Ryan]

They love the show. At least I think they were listening to your show. There were a lot of good shows on. On a Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You going to try to poach on us a little bit, Wallace?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was talking to Jason Pickery at Nissan and Frisco.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

You plug car dealerships, so he definitely loves your show.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he can't play golf. I think he cheats. God, Wallace, if you don't believe me, you can ask Chaz Gilmore at Grapevine Ford, because he told me Jason cheats. And Chaz never lies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not on a Ford deal, anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, this is a car salesman that never lies.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's rare and very decent, unlike Jason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the music.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jason cheats at golf.

[Bobbo]

Got it. We got it. We got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason does not cheat at golf. Jason doesn't even play golf. Jason's from Amarillo, dude. He moved to Dallas. He runs Nissan of Frisco, and he doesn't even have golf clubs.

[J.D. Ryan]

I heard you were on an Oklahoma station this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are on an Oklahoma station.

[J.D. Ryan]

This week's Today in Music History dedicated to Toby Key. Very popular in Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

Not my buddy Toby. Come on, get off of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, JD for decades, the line between most renowned rock acts and those on the country and western side of American popular music was quite clear. Sure, besides major differences in their style and presentation, there was also a notable difference in the chosen lifestyles of the artist behind the head. But all that changed in the early 1990s, thanks in part to the crossover success and wildly deviant life experience of modern country singer Toby Keys. Very few details remain of the child born as Tobey Cavell, but it's known that while a teenager in his hometown of Moore, Oklahoma, the child the Cavell family nicknamed Butch first played guitar. At the age of eight years old, he was a huge fan. Not of country singers like Lefty Frizzell or Hank Williams, but of English rock bands like the Rolling Stones and Queen. Tobey's first experiences on stage were acting as lead singer in a band consisting of the three Cavell kids, Tony, Toby and Tracy Cavell, in Billy Garner Supper Club, which was owned by their grandmother. Even then, it was clear that the young Toby was something special. Even today, after a string of number one hits and countless albums, Toby's decade long Feud with country music's the Dixie Chicks and documents of record from Clinton, Oklahoma, where Toby was born, that are most telling because the Covell family raised not two daughters, but three. And though it was always the middle girl's talent and ambition that the family knew would propel her to stardom, it was her approach that totally confounded the conventions of modern country music. She actually dated a young Garth Brooks in high school back in the late 70s, but soon after began wearing men's clothing, dipping Copenhagen, did some amateur bull riding and bodybuilding, and even worked in the oil field part time for years before turning furiously to a dream of being a world class male roots rock and country singer and songwriter. All after losing the Cavell Girls gig at Billy Garner's to the Prince, prettier and more talented Dixie Chicks. Which became the impetus of motivation for a young, tomboyishly ugly, but very talented big girl from Moore, Oklahoma, who took her love of the Rolling Stones, Keith Richards, and came up with a perfect cross gender stage name. And until now, one of country music's biggest secrets. Because all the young Toby Cavell ever really wanted was to be Keith. Oh, no. And if you write that down to be Keith and exchange a single Y for an E, you've got the new face of country music, albeit disguised by a too large hat, complete with bandana and use of shirts big enough to conceal his womanhood from an unknowing public. And the fact that Toby loves the ladies. There can be no doubt that Toby Keith changed country music. And with that, I'm Wallace Edwards. Now back to more of the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[Bobbo]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

I should have been a cowboy. I should have been a cowboy.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now, 800, 800 radio or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we lost all those uppity big city people.

[Michael Turley]

We got some in the big city still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, do we?

[Michael Turley]

Do we 97.

[Bobbo]

5?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, that's definitely 97.

[J.D. Ryan]

5 radio dial.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got Lafayette Planet radio listeners. We got a lot of good emails playing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio is my favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude. We got the bear up Wichita Falls. We've got Nash icon. You are the Nash icon. Baba brought a country stick up in emerald.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to be someday if I never grow up.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got the bear out in Amarillo. I mean out in Abilene.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I listen to those stations on the stream on I heart.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's an awfully good mix of classic Rock and roll music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you use the iHeartRadio app?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, constantly. I dig up new stuff on it every day. I'm just like a little kid late at night, rolling down the AM dial, seeing what you find. That I heart radio is the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. You jump into different cities. It's pretty cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Find news, talk. It's not just music, you know, you find all kinds of stuff on there. I love it. I love it. I'm a radio dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

John. J.D. do you have any TV shows you're doing right now?

[Bobbo]

Me, personally? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need another one. You know, I started watching Breaking Bad again. I gotta quit that. It's a problem. This would be the third round.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me a second.

[Bobbo]

You've seen all the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Saul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saul's great. Saul was. It started off slow, Better Call Saul. And then it's picking up. It's getting back into break. Breaking Bad. Have you seen it yet, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

No. No. I finished a House of Cards. You finished that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so damn good. It's so good.

[Bobbo]

That's the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

I burn whenever they Release the next 12 episodes of House Cards. I get into binge and knock it down. And then I'm out of. I have no material. I have to see my family again. I have to talk to people.

[Bobbo]

There's so much junk on tv, though. The network's. God, it's just junk.

[Michael Turley]

They may have a problem next year. House of Cards. Because Claire, the actress that plays Care Claire, she's wanting equal pay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, I agree.

[Michael Turley]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think she's very attractive for her age.

[Michael Turley]

So her and Kevin Spacey the same.

[Bobbo]

She making it a gender thing or is she making it an actor thing? Because there's different things. You're not at Kevin Spacey's level as far as an actress or an actor.

[Michael Turley]

Seems gender ish.

[Bobbo]

Okay, if it's gender ish. Well, how can you.

[J.D. Ryan]

How can you say that?

[Bobbo]

Because, okay, on Friends, they all got the same money. On Seinfeld, Modern Family, they all make the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they don't. So Thea Guerrero makes more money.

[Bobbo]

Everybody in the show business, so that's not gender oriented. There's a woman making more money than ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's the number one paid actress on television. She's the best looking woman in the world.

[Bobbo]

They all held out for the last set of contract. They all held out and got the same money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even Phoebe.

[Bobbo]

It was a very well. Yes, it was very well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Front door.

[Bobbo]

It was a very well publicized. They all held out for each other and they all got the same money the last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Sophia, whatever her name is, the best looking woman in the world?

[Bobbo]

The world in the world. Depends on what you think's hot. If you like that. If you like that kind of foreign.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like fajitas. I like them at Papitas. I like them in Uncahul.

[Bobbo]

If you like fajitas, then she probably is.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's like a modern day Apollonian.

[Bobbo]

Would you be able to date her or marry her, though? No. That accent would drive you nuts in about an hour and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I mean, I like unmarried to. I married my own version, but she doesn't speak your.

[Bobbo]

But your wife doesn't come off with an accent.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you wouldn't know she.

[Bobbo]

You wouldn't know she's from Denmark.

[John Clay Wolf]

I beg her to.

[Bobbo]

I know, but she knows I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, see, you're acting. You're telling me that I wouldn't like Sophia's accent.

[Bobbo]

I think you're crazy. I don't think. I think it would irritate you. After about two hours. You'd like it for the first hour and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

You definitely like it wrestling in the bed, right?

[Bobbo]

You like it in the bedroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, John, you tell me all of the time, but this is the first.

[Bobbo]

Time you're angry at her and she goes to that talking like that, you're gonna want to punch a window out.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I don't like you, jd. Why? Because you make fun of me all the time.

[Bobbo]

I'm not making fun of you. I'm just saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

You say I make Don crazy.

[Bobbo]

I think you would probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't make him crazy.

[Bobbo]

Starting to make me crazy. And I don't even know yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

I make him excited.

[Bobbo]

I sort of want to hug you right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What city you coming out of?

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where are you located? Hello, Bean. Bill has a 12 Ford Focus. Focus.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Le. Le. They don't make it Le. Is it le se with 72. Is it a four door or two door or what door?

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have alloy wheels or hubcaps?

[Caller]

Hubcaps.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick? Hog leg.

[Caller]

It's a stick.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a hog leg. She's got a hog leg in the floor. That makes it tough. Boss man. I'm a five grand buyer. If it was an automatic, I'd be a 65 to 7 grand buyer. Isn't that weird? And the option new was probably $800. So just for all you kiddies out there in car land, when you save that $700 getting a stick shift, it cost you $2,000. On the flip side, what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Bringing my hog leg over.

[Bobbo]

What are you gonna do with it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Some people call stick shift. I call hog leg. I aim to kill you with a.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD what was Dwight's name in that movie?

[J.D. Ryan]

I aim to kill you with it, doll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get me a hearse. Melvin. I said get out of my house.

[Caller]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

That goes for suckers and ringtards. Melvin, where are you coming from? Oh, hang on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speechless.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my. Yeah. Hey, Melvin. Yeah, sorry. It's my fault. What. What city you out of?

[Caller]

Beaumont, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that be.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love the Elite Hotel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your Chevy Silverado with 38,000 miles? Is it an LTZ? An LT? An LS A work truck? Work truck makes it hard. Is it a crew cab or extended cab? It's a.

[Caller]

That's the big cap. So that's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a big cab. It's a big cam.

[Caller]

Big cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

The biggest big extended cab. Let's do this. And I hate doing this because I like giving you a real number on the air, but on these, I need to see it. Can you take a couple of pics with your phone? Go to givemetheven.com, push it to our site. It'll take you all of 30 seconds. It's not one of those long, stupid forms. VIN number, miles, two pictures, phone number, email, boom, that's it.

[Caller]

And let me got a question on another one, if you got a second. Just got a 06 Charger.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles I got?

[Caller]

84.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather, cloth?

[Caller]

Leather, RT.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought the same car for six grand yesterday. 6,500. Actually, six. I give 6,500 for an 06 black Charger RT with 88,000 miles. Okay, so that's what she's worth, too. But you can push that one in after you do that one. Then do the Charger. If you want to sell them both, we'll buy them both.

[Caller]

Sounds like a plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, man. We pull out of Beaumont every day. We got trucks down there every day hauling off 11th street out of the Gulf Coast Auto Auction. That's where we have everybody deliver their cars out of the Beaumont tr. Golden Triangle area.

[J.D. Ryan]

Place to be right there. Beaumont, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Tex trailers in. Wichita Falls is our drop center.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a drop center in Amarillo. We have a drop center in Abilene. Everybody in the Houston area, we just come pick them up. Well, we got this thing mapped out. Pretty cute. Dallas, Fort Worth, Oklahoma. We're just getting going. We'll get our logistics down next week as soon as we start buying the cars from listeners.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

03 Saturn Ion was 79. Justin, this car ain't worth anything, man. Justin, these cars are tough to sell. You there, Justin? Just go to the website. What were you saying, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

No, I was saying 500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all I was saying. It's time to do the review.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's all of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what a great review I have. Crazy when you drive them.

[Announcer]

Now it's time for the ride of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, listen up for this one, because I've got a. I've got something that I normally don't do. Toyota Highlander. The new one, the 16 Limited. It's expensive as hell. It's $46,000. Boy, if you want a Lexus. Yeah. For 50 grand or 45 grand, buy this.

[Bobbo]

That's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a nice car. This car is bigger than it used to be. This car feels to me like a Lexus gx.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

This car. I didn't want to quit. I can't quit you, baby.

[Bobbo]

I can't quit you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't quit you, baby. I. I told my wife, I said, I. I can't believe. But I think I would rather have this than Tahoe.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's perfect, man. It's just big enough. The third row seats are big enough for everybody to fit. And then the. The stuff behind the third row, there's enough room to put something in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's. It drives like a dream. All the. I mean, it's a Lexus. I mean, it says Toyota, but the smell, the feel, the move, the. Everything was Lexus. Huh. So I don't Toyota. I don't know if you like that review, but that's all. I mean, I know you own Lexus and you build Lexus, but in this car, you should. I mean, you really did a number on this one. I'm impressed.

[Michael Turley]

So it felt. Didn't feel like a mommy mover?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And it's big enough.

[Bobbo]

What, you call that a mommy.

[John Clay Wolf]

To not feel like you're. It's big enough to not feel like you gave up.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you cash with you. Well, JD Drives a Ford Escape.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't say a word.

[Bobbo]

I love my Ford Escape. I love that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but you drove a Ford F150. Lifted six inches and.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it was A pain in the ass to park and drive and everything else. Keep tires on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're also wearing one of those belts with a pouch on it. So you've changed.

[Bobbo]

I am not wearing a belt with a pouch on it. I just got tired of driving around a big old truck that was hard to park.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

For no reason. I'm one guy in a big old truck. This car I can park. Gets great mileage. Drives like a bat out of hell. Love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gave up.

[Bobbo]

I didn't give up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love, but like, when you go to that small midsize suv, you kind of have this I'm giving up, I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Caving feeling that I get.

[John Clay Wolf]

And on this one, I didn't get that feeling. So that's all I can tell you. Cool. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-723 would like to send me a Ford Escape. Looks good.

[Bobbo]

I'm glad to drive it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It looks good. The car, too. That's the one that John drove to the Joe Wall's concert last week.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, that's the car.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's good looking. It's a good looking ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I didn't feel like a.

[J.D. Ryan]

It doesn't scream Toyota.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's looking at it. They did a good job. So, Turley, what is up with the audio clip of the day? Audio clip of the day.

[Michael Turley]

It's that time. And you know what that means.

[Bobbo]

What does it mean? Oh, we're going to play this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to play it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What time is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time for turnings. Audio clip of the day.

[Bobbo]

It's so much fun doing this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't you?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like to hear him do his little audio clip song. Time for turn.

[Bobbo]

At what point did you say, hey, that's enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks.

[Michael Turley]

All right, so there's a show called Graham Bensinger. He's a sports reporter. It's on. It's on ESPN and stuff like that. So he basically does interviews with retired guys in the sports industry and talks business with them. Well, he had Shaq on the other day and I found this fascinating. So apparently Shaq spent $1 million in one day. I mean, can you imagine spending $1 million in one day on one thing.

[Bobbo]

Or multiple things or. What did he say?

[Michael Turley]

That's the clip here. This is what Shaq said, that he had spent $1 million in one day.

[Wallace Edwards]

You know, when you're young, you don't have a lot of business savvy. There's two words you forget about. FICA and sales tax. So I thought I was getting $1 million straight up, but you forget about those things. So really, I got about maybe, like, 600,000. So I go and I go buy $150,000 car. No negotiations. I don't know nothing about negotiations. Guy could have told me 200,000. I would have bought it. So I go and I get a black Mercedes because that's what I always wanted. Black Mercedes and some nice wheels. Guy was like, 150. Write the check. And I come home. My father's like, that's nice. Where's mine? I was like, you know what? You made me who I am. Jump in. So we ride, told the guy, and won another one. Same one I got. So they go, 300,000 right there. So we get home, and my mom. Oh, that's nice. I don't want one that big. I want a little one, because I know I got more money coming in. So I'm just like, I just want to take care of this stuff now. So I go get my Mom1. There's 500,000 right there. So now I got to get suits for the draft. I got to get jewelry. I got to get earrings. You know, I got to buy. I got to buy the Alpine pullout deck. So when I go to the club, I got it with me. I got to get the alarm that calls the beeper and the phone. So a couple days later, I got a call from the bank, who. Who was a family friend, the manager of the bank. And he called me, and he said, you know how to read bank statements? I was like, yeah, I learned it in school. So as I was reading it, I was 80,000 in the hole.

[Michael Turley]

8. So you spent basically a million bucks in one day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know you're gonna call bull. I bought that car, the actual car, that car.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear to God, like, for yourself. The SL550 was his first purchase, and I bought it from Danny Moore out of Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He traded. Traded it in at the Mercedes store, the Porsche store. Danny got it from that store. I bought it from Danny. It's 1998.

[Bobbo]

What's it worth by the time you got it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave 80 grand for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

He said 150. He didn't care what the price was.

[Bobbo]

Does it have more? Was it worth more because it was his car previously?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Could you prove that? Yeah. Oh, he's on the title.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Shaquille o'. Neal.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so is it worth more because it was his car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Because a Tupac fan is going to be staring through the rear view of the slain rappers fully loaded Hummer H1. Guess what he paid for it. This was the car that Tupac. Oh yeah, he got shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the one he died in. So that's worth more I get. Okay, one more time.

[Bobbo]

It was, it was. It was the customized off road vehicle. Specially customized.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of car?

[Bobbo]

It was a Hummer H1.

[John Clay Wolf]

H1.

[Bobbo]

H1.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is. Does it say what year?

[Bobbo]

1996.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the.

[Bobbo]

Where.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he buy it at auction or fully.

[Bobbo]

Yes, he bought it at auction. Fully customized. Equipped with a 6.5 liter engine. Turbo. Turbo diesel, V8 automatic transmission. The odometer had 10,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's say he gave 320,000.

[Bobbo]

Damn, you're good. 337.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you kidding me?

[Bobbo]

Dude, that's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear to God, I pulled that out of my butt.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't want that. You don't want that car now though. Because it's haunted. Because it's. I mean, you know, it's got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kidding me.

[Bobbo]

That's the number right here. 337. 114 is the real full number.

[John Clay Wolf]

320. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That makes me. I. I took the value times five.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Is that it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That means it was.

[Bobbo]

Because it was a famous car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He died in that car. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Isn't it a biohazard though?

[John Clay Wolf]

It could be, yes, technically.

[Bobbo]

Well, yeah, technically. Until they get it. When you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, when you run a car through the auction. That somebody died.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's a good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you've got to announce. Biohazard announcement.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a paranormal hazard is what it is.

[Bobbo]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

They've probably been having problems with that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because he died in it. Tupac? Yeah, the great Tupac died in it. You know that car is haunted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, maybe Tupac channeled through me when I bid that thing. Finally a minute ago. Because Tupac was really good about predicting things in his music.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, here's Tupac right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to bid on that car. Oh no.

[Wallace Edwards]

I want you to buy the H1. Look in the glove box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Box. Give me one of those squares.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is this?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a square cigarette? Oh, come on. What you talking about? My brain is shot.

[Wallace Edwards]

So give me a light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of friends, I have not talked to Uncle Roy in days. Have you?

[Michael Turley]

I talked to him this week. He's gonna be back full steam on Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? What happened?

[Michael Turley]

Doctors told him to give him one more week of rest.

[Bobbo]

What's the matter with it?

[John Clay Wolf]

He had a gallbladder move and we haven't even introduced him to the new audience yet.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[Michael Turley]

Next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll, that'll straighten him out quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait till they get a load of Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. I bought a car from Witcho Falls area.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he sends in this deal. It's a Dodge truck, it's salvage title, it's on a ranch. And it just keeps getting rougher and rougher. And I offer him three. He's like, I won't take any less than four. I'm like, okay. But it is a Cummins. It is a four wheel drive dually.

[Bobbo]

Would you like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, okay. If it'll make it to our drop center at Big Tex Trailers in Wichita Falls, go see Mike Jalaba. The check will be waiting. And when it got there, Mike called me and he's like, dude, do you know what you bought here? I'm like, no. He said, this thing is smoking like a freight train. Like, okay. I mean, I was already down on this car.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, we, we, we got to back it up. So we backed it up, backed the price up, and they just left it there. Transporter gets there, it won't start. They loaded it with a forklift. Oh no. To put it on the truck and it falls off.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, dude, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the good news is it already had a salvage title.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, you know, this is what you get when you start jacking with country folk.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cowboy. The cowboy way. You know, when he sent me pictures of this truck, it looked like it'd been sitting next to that barbed wire fence for about six years.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's when you just say no, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if it's a Cummins four wheel drive, it's hard to say no. Normally I just say no. But I can't wait to get this thing across the auction block and see what really happened. It had a lot of body damage on it already. Okay. So I mean, falling that, you know, five feet on its side. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Helped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's still. And then they put batteries in it and got it started. And it's still smoking. But when you see it come through the lane, you'll know the story.

[Bobbo]

Oh my God. That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I can hear Mike hall now emailing me or texting me at 10 at night. Hey, John, this Dodge truck came in. It's got A lot of body damage. And you want try to do this? I got a, I got a repair estimate for it for $87,000. I'm like, dude, just let it be. I gave two grand for it. It's gonna be okay.

[Bobbo]

That's greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't put it in the lane between the $100,000 Mercedes and the $150,000 Ferrari. No, put it in the junk lane, get it away from the nice cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

In all your experience, what's, what's that truck gonna bring, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's still gonna bring 3500. You think? I, I may be real wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Five nine Cummings.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a five nine with a 4x4 wheel drive. We're gonna play a spot. We're gonna get out. We can't. We can't.

[Michael Turley]

We're back. We're back to normal breaks now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we are?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Like the old days.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But our network inventory sells to plan our end, doesn't it? Yeah, we can play it here.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We haven't played a commercial in like three hours. We'll be right back. You gotta fight. Fight. Everybody wants a guy in the car business. A friend. I'm your friend in the car business. John Clay wolfe. Go to givemetheven.com we will email you an offer on your car, truck, SUV, whatever it is. Givemetheven.com you can do it from your robe. It's that easy. Hundred dollar guarantee. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we will mail you a check for a hundred dollars. Give me the vin.com. that's all I want. The VIN number in the pictures.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell us your car. Give me the VIN$. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

You know how many they drink?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was looking at our customer count in the website. Gimme the vin. And there's a lot in there today. That's great. But poor Robert, who manages the buyer's room, right? He has to run through all these and set the numbers on everything.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's been a lot of pressure on him lately. And he'll start downing these big old 24 inch, 24 ounce energy drinks.

[Bobbo]

Oh, the big ones? Yeah, Monster and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And after about four of them, man, he gets a little skitsy.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's a bit much. They even say on the label note, don't have more than two of these a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to kill the guy. No.

[Bobbo]

Why is he doing. Well, you're not doing it.

[Michael Turley]

He gets intense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's put it that way.

[Bobbo]

You're not supposed to have more than two of those a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw you, Buck. You're just all jack, I'm fixing kick your ass. I'm all jacked up on Mountain Duke.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's that I'll kill you and everybody in the family. Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew. Oh, I love this song. This is one of my favorite ones.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. So, Turley, catch me up on sports. Besides Odor, just knocking the S. That was fun. That was so exciting.

[Michael Turley]

He got suspended eight games.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what? They could suspend him 20. And the guy's just. He. He's a. He's a folklore hero now.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Batista only got one game for that dirty slide, which doesn't sound fair to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

How bad? Okay, I'm not a baseball geek. And you know your baseball. How dirty was it?

[Michael Turley]

It's dirty. You can break somebody's leg. In fact, it happened last year to the Mets, to their star shortstop. He got his leg broken for that very same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that why the rule got changed?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, It's.

[Michael Turley]

And it's something that has been in baseball for a while, but they're like, you know, it's probably time to change it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do you think about the Bane ball?

[Michael Turley]

That's. To me, in baseball, it's just, it's. They do it so late. Like, for instance, that was the last time he was going to be at the plate against the Rangers this year. And so like, oh, yeah, let's go ahead and do it now. Just get it over with early. Baseball's just really kind of a bunch of wusses sometimes. Although Rugie did. That wasn't. That was just, screw you, I'm gonna punch you right now. Because normally what would happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a beautiful.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, they would just pushed each.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other and it'd be like, hey, you.

[Michael Turley]

Know, I'm gonna come and get you. But no, he said, screw that. I'm gonna knock you out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mama said knock you out.

[Bobbo]

Been a career ending injury.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Slide.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, for sure. And that's what he was pissed about.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, and Odor's got that kind of background too. We've seen him fight before.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we're in radio. If somebody comes along and knocks me in the throat, I'm not going to be like, oh, that's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shoot them with your.38.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me back my Bullets.

[Bobbo]

Give them to you one at a time.

[Michael Turley]

Have you been watching the NBA semifinals?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not. How is the Thunder this week?

[Michael Turley]

Well, they've. Thunder plays tomorrow at seven. They're tied with the warriors one up and I think they may win that series because Curry's not. He's not completely healthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is tomorrow night the end?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's tied up at one. Okay. And it's back in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's just one to one. Yeah. I thought they played more than that.

[Michael Turley]

No, no. And then Cavs are killing the Raptors. They're up to now they're going to be in the finals again. And I don't think that they're going to win the NBA championship. I think it's going to Oklahoma City's time. But, you know, they're just. I don't even want to watch that Eastern Conference in my finals.

[Caller]

There's a reason to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, if it's anybody's time, it's Cavs time. Have you watched that 30 on 30 on ESPN about the losing streak of Cleveland? That is a sad. Oh, it's sad, sad story.

[Michael Turley]

And that's one reason why it's not gonna happen. Cleveland just does not win anything. They love being miserable.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you guys haven't seen. If you. On ESPN, on cable, when you see the 30 for 30 Cleveland deal, it's worth watching. I mean, watching their football rallies down and losing it to the Broncos. Watching their baseball rallies and losing it at the big. At the big league. Watching the basketball down to. Was it last year?

[Michael Turley]

Well, last year they lost in six, so this year probably is going to be seven on a last second shot. You know, it's just going to kill them.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's going on for years, years ago. They've got it made. LeBron goes to Miami.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It starts all over again. It's just at every turn. They should never have let Johnny Manziel go.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, and he. Have you seen the pictures of him with his shirt off this week?

[Michael Turley]

He's not looking good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking about, we're talking about LeBron too. Did you see how much his Nike contract was worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Signed it last. In December they finally came out with the details. It's worth $1 billion for a lifetime with a B for lifetime.

[John Clay Wolf]

$1 billion paid out over a lifetime.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, that's. That's quite a damn lot of money.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'll do it.

[Michael Turley]

Now, other things. Did you also see, this is kind of sports related, that Mark Cuban is interested in being Hillary Clinton's Vice president.

[Bobbo]

And that's, that's coming from a legitimate news source. Can you believe he would do that? I think. Well, I had so much respect for him.

[Michael Turley]

They're all, you know, they get jealous.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wants to serve his country.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Yeah, that's what he wants to do, Serve his country by being the vice president to a felon? Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wasn't he on the Trump wagon for a bit?

[Michael Turley]

No, he's never been on it. He said at the beginning, he said he understood where he was coming from as far as his business dealings, but he didn't defend his.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

He said no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then this. You got on the board on sports stuff. 8th grader got a full ride. Shut up.

[Michael Turley]

All right, so Alabama shut up. I'm not kidding you. This is not a joke. They offered an 8th grader a full ride. His name is Jesus Machado.

[Bobbo]

Of course it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus.

[Michael Turley]

He's 6 foot, 195 pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Jesus Machado or Jesus Machado. Now, this is not the first person that this happened or kidnapps happened to. It happened to a kid in Louisiana, Dylan Moss, and he was. LSU did that to him, but he actually later backed off the. The verbal commitment with him. But it's. It's just verbal. But still, that kid in eighth grade, you know, he's bragging to his friends and everybody about it, right?

[Bobbo]

Yep. I just have the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that is the story.

[Bobbo]

Yep. He's. He's telling it correctly because he sent it to me.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So where does he live?

[Michael Turley]

He's in Florida.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Some Catholic school. He goes into floor in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

My niece has been offered full rides like this in ninth grade for soccer. She's the Oakland. She's the Oklahoma dream soccer player there. She lives in Tulsa and. Yeah, it's weird. How can they do that?

[Bobbo]

That at that age?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's on the Olympic prep team.

[Michael Turley]

Basket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

College basketball. Bobby Knight was known for doing that. Recruiting kids in eighth grade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Michael Turley]

You start feeding that in the, hey, you're going here, you're going here, you're going here. And then by the time they have senior, you're like, yeah, no brainer. I'm gonna go to be a Hoosier. What's he doing know Bobby Knight probably going to be Donald Trump's vice president pick. That's what I'm getting out of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he was endorsing, stumping for him right now.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That's all he's doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does his professional career consist of?

[Michael Turley]

Nothing. Just sitting around, just being an Old Cosby, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you even know where he lives?

[Michael Turley]

He's in Indiana still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he?

[Michael Turley]

Maybe Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

One of the two. Last job was in Lubbock and see how that worked out for him.

[Bobbo]

It's going to be interesting to see who the VP candidates, because let's be honest, this is a. This is a. Don't you. Don't we agree this is the worst possible election cycle ever?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it's terrible.

[Bobbo]

I mean, you got a cartoon character and a felon.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe she's been convicted of anything.

[Bobbo]

A potential felon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Felons have been convicted, okay? Alleged felons.

[Bobbo]

Alleged. You're right. I should have said alleged. You're right. That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you have in the news? Have we already hit your new.

[Bobbo]

There's plenty of new stuff out of Boston. The recipient of the nation's first penis transplant says he's looking forward to walking out of the hospital a complete man. It's kind of a downside. He did have cancer of the penis, but now he actually has his new penis. My question was, he got a donor penis. Okay. Okay. So they come to you and they say, we're gonna find a cadaver, someone who's passed. Would you then ask them to send you a picture? Yeah, of course. How would you go through that process? Would you say, I really. I understand that I'm not Caucasian. I mean, that I'm not. What's the right one? Yeah, I would like a big one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you're gonna do it anyway. Yeah, if you're gonna go. Go big.

[Bobbo]

If you're gonna do it anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, I want flaccid photos. This one was taken off of his.

[Bobbo]

Phone from a dead guy, a deceased donor. In the swelling and discoloration, his all but a bit disappeared. And he says it's beginning to look like a real penis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can he feel it?

[Bobbo]

That's a good question. I don't know yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dear Penthouse, this is the story of my new friend.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God. Anyway, so this is the third time in history that a man's penis has been surgically reattached, been rearrected.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told you the story about my neighbor that shot his dad and it went through the head of his penis and out his.

[Bobbo]

Did it remain functional?

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of his scrotum did it remain. The bullet traveled through the urethra. Do we even out the bot? I know.

[Bobbo]

Do we care that it remained functional? Do we know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I believe he had his penis rebuilt.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And his scrotum rebuilt and he seems to be a happy retired man. I see him walking up and down the street on the time and whenever I drive by, I roll down my window. Hey, Doug.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Doug.

[Michael Turley]

How's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's it hanging?

[Bobbo]

A little to the left.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-872-3,4. 800, 800 radio. We're going to do a lot of cars the next segment.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I want to bid cars. I want to buy cars. We've been talking smack all day. We haven't done any cars. Call in with the cars now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3. Remember, you can always go to givemetheven.com but right now, if you give me year, make, model and miles, I'll give you a seven day cash offer on your rig right now over the air at 800-800-Radio.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Jason out of Amahilo. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning, Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got a 02 Camaro SS with how many miles?

[Caller]

18,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Red. It's the 35th anniversary with the silver racing stripe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought a couple of these over the years. Oh, two. I'm thinking it's a middle teens car.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I need to see pictures on it. These classics, you know, they've got a lot of variable in them. Are the miles documented?

[Caller]

Yes. Yeah, it's a garage parked.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it? Oh, I lost you. Are you there? What happened?

[Michael Turley]

Just his phone just crapped out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Well, hey, Camaro man. Go to Give me the VIN. VIN. The VIN number. Givemethe VIN.com. load the VIN and push the pics. Said John was thinking mid teens. Here's the car and ask him about it. And they will grab me this afternoon after we go to the show and I start working on all the rebids and stuff like that. Okay, Royce. I'm not much of a hot rod guy. A factory Oldsmobile, Hearst I am. But when you say hot rod. Good morning, by the way. Are you there?

[Caller]

All right, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Vernon, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where Vernon is. Do I know you?

[Caller]

Probably. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I lived in here all.

[Caller]

My life and I. I deal there in Wichita. You're in Wichita, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm in Dallas.

[Caller]

Oh, you're in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I. I used to own the Ford store.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, maybe I do Know you wolf Ford Wolf Dodge.

[Caller]

Yeah. Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought it from Christian Ellie.

[Caller]

84 her style, 62,000 miles, moonroof car. And as far as I know, we can find out it's one of 321 with Moon Roof. The rest were T tops and solid tops.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is modified on it?

[Caller]

What's modified? Nothing. It's factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. When I saw that hot rod, I'm imagining tubbed and blown and all the great stuff.

[Caller]

Oh, no, no, no, no. It's. It's the way it rolled off the showroom floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it? You know more about this car than I do.

[Caller]

14.

[John Clay Wolf]

14. It doesn't sound like you're unrealistic because, you know, some of these people are so damn unrealistic. Have you been trying to sell it?

[Caller]

Kind of, sort of. But I mean, I mean, 14's realistic. I've heard that one that went for 21,000 with the moonroof because there was. Like I said, it's one of 321 with the moonroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now which is it? A cutlass?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a cutlass clay. So it's the last Hearst oath that was ever built. And it. It's rear wheel drive, of course, but it was. It's a clay. You had to get the clay. And then the Hurst o's package came with the clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What size engine?

[Caller]

It's 307.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was there a bigger engine?

[Caller]

It's true. Oldsmobile motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, was there a large. Was there a larger engine offered?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

307, was it that. That was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thought that they had a.

[Caller]

Now, now you're. Now your other cutlasses came with 350 Chevrolets. But now this is 307 Oldsmobile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com, dump the van in, push us a couple of pictures put. I'll take 14 grand for it. Let me work on it.

[Caller]

Well, do you think that's reasonable or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was. I was that the 307 is. Got my thinking off a little bit.

[Caller]

Well, it's an Oldsmobile motor. I mean, that's what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I just. I just buy and sell the market. I could care less if it's got a four cylinder and if it's worth the money. I'm just, I'm just. I just know in my experience with these kind of cars, as you know, the bigger the block, the better the money. Right.

[Caller]

Well, it's a 307. It's got a factory aluminum intake. I mean dual snorkel. The Chrome cover. I mean, I. I mean, if anybody wants to pull up on. On their website, they can pull up 84 hearst holes. And they're all painted the same. They're silver and black on the bottom. And that's the last year for the rear wheel drive. I've got the last one. And like I said, It's 62,000 mile car.

[Bobbo]

The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel veins. So fitted to the ambifacian lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I got it now. You know, I think it's reasonable, but I need. I don't know it off the top of my head. So just go to the website, push her in there, we'll get with it. Thank you. 800. I was looking for the. What does jingle nuts think? Or Matthew McConaughey. What's that? Do you have it handy? No. What's it called? He said, let me tell you what Melba Toast is packing.

[Michael Turley]

He started selling his car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have it hot?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you here what Melba Toast is packing. 302,457holley4 barrel with a splinter fender. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Holly for bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

He told us what Melbatose was packing.

[Bobbo]

He did.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then some.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's all right. That's part of what this show is for too.

[John Clay Wolf]

No doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talk about your ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, when I was thinking that engine displacement started with a 4 because we had that 77 Hearst that I gave 8 grand for and it did fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

307.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now see, the 307 is not the big block.

[J.D. Ryan]

Short block akin to a 305.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Do I look like. Did I look like I'm an AS certified?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but I mean, like, I haven't heard of an old 307.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean. Well, that means we don't know he knows. But I. I think when these cars come factory, these muscle cars with a four in the beginning of the displacement, you've got something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. My granddaddy's 78 holds Delta 88.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's a high threes, a 383, you've got something. The lower on the threes, the less the money. Unless it's a Grand national, you know, twin turbo or one turbo. There's huge turbos. Those are six bangers. Right. If you have a Buick grand national that you want to sell, I would buy that car and I'd keep it. I'm. I'm in the market for one. And I'm also, now that we're on some of these ranchers, country friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I would love to buy an old body dodge. Like a 88, 89, 94 wheel drive Cummins extended cab. I'd look at a regular cab, but a nice one. That old ugly ass four wheel drive Dodge. The first generation of them. I'll pay good money for one of those. And if you've got one of those sitting around, it's for you. Yeah, go to givemetheven.com Would you go? If I had one nice enough, I'd drive it every day.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's ugly. It's the ugliest thing in the world.

[Bobbo]

Why do you like it?

[John Clay Wolf]

The engine in them is just unbelievable. They're so damn ugly. It's pretty.

[Bobbo]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. All right, what's next? I didn't think I could run out of bs.

[Bobbo]

Oh, there's plenty still to talk about. Gas prices are near their high for the year, but they'll be at 11 year low for drivers Memorial Day weekend. That's some good news.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is good news.

[Bobbo]

Oil prices information. That's according to the latest oil price information. So people will be driving through. Does that help your car business at all? When gas prices fluctuate, does that make any difference immediately?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not really, no. It just changes the market. So the. The higher the fuel prices, the less the big stuff's worth. The lower the more the big stuff. The hybrids are worth nothing right now. And as fuel comes up, the hybrids will gain in value. It's just simple. What? Just common sense approach.

[Bobbo]

Sometimes it's a turnover phrase. When you're writing things like the Texas Republicans are worried about which bathroom people should use. Maybe they should be more concerned about hiring a proofreader. This is what they wrote as their declaration. Okay, you ready? Homosexuality. Listen closely. Homosexuality is a chosen behavior that is contrary to the fundamental unchanging truth that has been ordained by God in the Bible, recognized by our nation's founders and shared by the majority of Texans. What they just said was homosexuality is shared by the majority of Texans. They just misspoke. They had improved. This is proof. This is a gop. It's a grammatical error.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was a press release?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Somebody read it and went, what you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just said is somebody in the AP changed.

[Bobbo]

It's from the Huffington Post. So I'm gonna say it's probably they just screwed up. They just didn't read it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the Huffington Post? It's just.

[Bobbo]

It's just it's a legitimate news source.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. It means all online though, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a bit, it's a bit leftist. Huffington Post.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the Onion is obviously not a good news source.

[Michael Turley]

That's fake.

[J.D. Ryan]

Onion is a joke.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

On, on Facebook, there's a Fox News deal, you see, that's not real. And what. There's a lot of stuff that's named.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fox News deal is totally real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's true.

[Bobbo]

Baba was going off earlier. Somebody put up some fake thing. What was the website?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oklahoma state legislatures not, not federal, but state legislators have, have asked their, their representatives in Congress to impeach Barack Obama, current president. That was the four months before he leaves office.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the headline.

[Bobbo]

It's so ridiculous. It's funny, but shaking their face. But it made you upset because people were responding to it and you were getting upset because they were getting upset.

[J.D. Ryan]

Legislature doesn't do that. Well, yeah, you know, the attorney general does that. The Congress does that.

[Bobbo]

Shouldn't you just let it go?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, Oklahoma's so far under with the oil boom getting gone. This is really, this is really the most important thing. Let's pile on the current administration. Get him out of there. We've hated him forever, and this is our chance.

[Bobbo]

He ain't going anywhere. Get away.

[J.D. Ryan]

But then last week, the governor decided to go ahead and expand Medicare for Oklahoma so that the Affordable Care act because hospitals and doctors themselves are losing gazillions of dollars and nobody's got coverage.

[John Clay Wolf]

I screwed around and didn't do as promised. I said I was going to bid a lot of cars. If you want to bid cars, do it right now. We've got two minutes left. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. If you'd like to get an offer on your car, it's 800-800-7234. If you're trying to trade in a dealership and you want to see if I'll give more, I probably will. Just say it. Hey, I'm trading a dealership. They offer me 20 grand. Will you give more?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if I will, I will. If I can, I can. I mean, it's just, it's that easy. 800-800-7234. Just go to give me the vi n. Givemetheven.com you guys in Louisiana and in Amarillo, Abilene, Wichita Falls. How the hell are you gonna get this car picked up? Wolf, I've got it figured out. You can go to our website, givemethevin.com if we make a Deal. We will get the car picked up in your region. Got a net wake we've had. I mean, it costs us a little bit of money. I mean, there was a lady in Abilene the other day. You know, we were 31,500, and she was like, it takes 32 grand. And we were negotiating. I said, I'll give the 32 grand if you bring it here. If I have to go get it, I'm gonna go. I'm cutting it 200. So they brought it.

[Bobbo]

Fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I mean, transportation to Abilene, to Amarillo, from Dallas, it cost me 175 bucks. Transportation from Dallas to Houston cost me 150 bucks. It's not that big a deal. We send people to your home. We already have the deal all done. We send, you know, Talking with you FedEx your paperwork, you FedEx it back. We give the check to our transporter. We actually FedEx the checks to our transporters in your market. They show up at your house, they have a condition report. They match the condition report to the condition of the car. Make sure it is what you showed us. No hail damage, not missing third gear. You know, they're not. And then they hand you the check, you hand them the title. Or we've already made the payoff because we've already decided. I mean, it depends on the deal. But, yeah, we do it right there. We come to your office, we come to your house, we do whatever you want. And we, remote control can pick these cars up and buy them over the radio and the Internet. And no one else in the world does it. Pioneering in that, there's no doubt. I've got a credit union that's coming on Turley to tell you about that. Yeah, they've only got like 3 million members. Cool. Wow. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you don't have to get that ball rolling on Saturday, right? GiveMeTheEven.com is up all week long.

[John Clay Wolf]

All week long.

[J.D. Ryan]

24, 7. You can even do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do it in your underwear. 800. 800. Well, don't even call now. We got 20 seconds left. Just go to give me the vintage all week long tomorrow. Tonight. We're bidding cars all day today. And we will see you next Saturday at 9 o' clock on this station. And if you wake up early, you want to hear us on the first hour, go to iHeartRadio and like, click. You stream us off. Dallas 97 1, the Eagle. See y' all next Saturday. Thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ladies and gentlemen. That wraps this little show up, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Caller]

Move right over, buy you some 5o's or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you want.