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John Clay Wolf
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JD Ryan
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John Clay Wolf
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Michael Turley
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Gigi Drummond
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Michael Turley
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Gigi Drummond
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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show heard all across America. Los Angeles, Phoenix, Houston, Dallas, Nashville, San Diego, Las Vegas, Denver, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, Austin. And available to the rest of the world@jcwshow.com or johnclaywolf.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, we work with him for a minute. Get that working. Morning, everybody. It's my. Is my mic on? I don't even hear myself. Hello? You know that guy, he hit me. The traffic thing? Oh, yeah, I thought about it.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, he hit me.
John Clay Wolf
I didn't hit him. I shouldn't have tried to be nice. You were parked. I just realized that the insurance that I gave him was not real.
Gigi Drummond
Oh, no.
John Clay Wolf
It was. I changed insurance companies.
Gigi Drummond
I know.
John Clay Wolf
So maybe that's why my insurance company was trying to call me, to tell me that I wasn't insured. No. Really. It just hit me that I understand.
Gigi Drummond
They send you 12 cards every time it renews, and they never make it out to the vehicle.
John Clay Wolf
I got a new insurance company, but I gave him the wrong one, and I did not do that intentionally. So now we're back at square zero.
Gigi Drummond
Well, that's probably good.
John Clay Wolf
Dorian. Pittsburgh. What's up? Are you at the strip club?
JD Ryan
Pittskin?
John Clay Wolf
Pitt's gonna be Playing smu. Missmu got one loss.
Michael Turley
How did.
John Clay Wolf
How did they lose one game?
Michael Turley
And who did they lose it?
John Clay Wolf
They lost to? Brigham Young. And Brigham Young is absolutely awesome. I think they're ranked number ninth. Is that right? Brigham Young is undefeated.
Michael Turley
Mormons.
John Clay Wolf
Tough guys. Tough guys. You know that extra piece of ass in your life and thought about that, you know, it gives you another energy boost that other people don't, that norm non Mormon people don't. So, I mean, those Mormons, they've got one for sure, but maybe two, three or four side pieces. It makes the coaching better, it makes the playing better. It makes everything better. And that's why they're undefeated. Sure. You scold me now, I know. There you go. All right. If anybody else has any other questions about life and Mormons, please call me. Jeff, what's up?
Michael Turley
I was just calling. I was concerned about that situation with the vehicle. That guy hit you. You're not at fault. Don't claim to pay anything on that. That's crazy.
John Clay Wolf
Agreed. I appreciate. How's. How's the flood waters Receding. I have not been to Florida in a month.
Michael Turley
I know. I'm in Apollo Beach. The underside of my house got wasted.
John Clay Wolf
Really?
Michael Turley
Washer, dryer, all kinds of stuff that was outside at ground level. Got about 20 inches where I live. But there were some other homes that got devastated around me.
John Clay Wolf
Hearts go out to Florida flood victims. Really? For real. Sorry, guys. That's terrible. Mel in DC was not DC's Manassas, Virginia, but us Texans call that DC. How are you, Mel?
Michael Turley
Yeah. Hey, how you guys doing? I just want to give you my two cents about that situation that you had with the accident. The first thing that I want to say. I've been a fleet manager for the last 15 years. And by you telling him that you were going to take care of.
John Clay Wolf
That I was going to fix his car for him.
Michael Turley
That's like you. You admitting fault?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. I mean, in. In the eyes of whom? I mean, what? Have you ever lied to a woman?
Michael Turley
Who, me?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Gigi Drummond
Who me?
Michael Turley
No.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. You. You never told her? I told my wife that I was going to buy her a house in Denmark if she would marry me.
JD Ryan
Boy, did you. Damn.
John Clay Wolf
I could tell you this, Mel. At the time that I said it, I meant it.
Gigi Drummond
Of course, that's always the case.
John Clay Wolf
I really meant it. I wasn't lying at the time, but now that I look back, it was a damn lie.
JD Ryan
It turned out to be.
Michael Turley
Well, but that. But then you go on the radio and when you repeat the same Stuff that. That's like double confirming that, you know, it's your fault.
John Clay Wolf
But now that I've. I've recovered from the accident and I could see clearly and I've re. Walked the steps, it's all coming back to me. He hit me. I didn't hit him. It's not my fault. I ain't paying for nothing. And he could kiss, kiss, kiss my ass. Mel, Chris and Marilyn.
Michael Turley
Hey, John. Good morning.
John Clay Wolf
Good morning.
Michael Turley
So the caller that was just talking to you, Mel, I'm a recovering alcoholic. He should give that a shot. So to make sure.
John Clay Wolf
Ouch. Under the bow.
Michael Turley
Yeah, you're innocent. He hits you. But I just was gonna call to let you guys know. Recovering alcohol like a year and seven months. But I used to drink and listen to you guys and think that, you know, that the funniest show. Now that I quit drinking and realize you're just funny. It wasn't.
John Clay Wolf
So you lied to yourself.
Michael Turley
Exactly.
John Clay Wolf
But at the time, you were lying to yourself. You thought it was true. And now that you've seen clarity without alcohol, you realize we're just kind of funny.
JD Ryan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Just. Okay. We're just another bitch.
Michael Turley
The best show. The best show. I listen to you every Saturday. I get up just to listen to you guys.
John Clay Wolf
Good.
Michael Turley
And you. You really are above everybody else. So just keep it going.
John Clay Wolf
How could we be better?
Michael Turley
More boob shots from Gigi. I don't know.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, you know, Gigi's. I mean, I think her boobs are oversold and overstated. I don't think they're a lie.
Bobbo
Quiet.
John Clay Wolf
I don't think they're a lie.
Michael Turley
I'm just playing.
John Clay Wolf
But no, how could we be better? Because, see, like, you used to think we were better than we are, and now I want to live up to your drunk expectations. So can you. Can you call back. Can you call back a little bit and, like, take some notes and think about it and call us back and let us know how to be better? I'd rather hear it from you than pay some consultant $100 an hour. That. That I listen to what they say, and I'm like, yeah, that sucks. That's not funny. No, seriously, We've had a consultant, and he's good. He's like our show coach. I mean, he's not listening right now. God, I hope not. But he's. I'm not paying him anymore. Oh, and once you stop. Once you stop paying these some. They quit liking you as much as they did. Yeah. Yeah, so. But he was. He was. He was rush Limbaugh's guy. Hang on, let me talk. He was Rush Limbaugh's guy. He was Glenn Beck's guy. He was. What's the fellow, Mad Money Kramer. He's the one that found him and put him on radio. And then once that guy got on radio, he went to TV immediately. He's got a gazillion successes under his belt. And he took us on the alcoholic jackasses from Texas that talk cars and pee and. And other things with a racial undertone. I've been accused, but take.
Michael Turley
Well, I don't believe that. I don't believe that.
John Clay Wolf
I don't either.
Michael Turley
Taking notes to make you better is going to be very difficult. I don't know how you can top this show. It's awesome.
John Clay Wolf
All right, well, it's getting better as we listen to him. All right, thank you, Chris. Thank you, Chris. And Bob, that. That was strong endorsement from Chris, Maryland.
Gigi Drummond
Pretty strong.
John Clay Wolf
Pretty strong. I mean, he was once. I once was blind, but now I can see. And now that I can see, it's not as good as I thought it was, but it's pretty damn close. Yeah.
Gigi Drummond
Eye of the beholder.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Satan
Alcohol makes a lot of things better.
Gigi Drummond
No doubt.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Gigi Drummond
Amen. I'll drink to that.
John Clay Wolf
Makes me sleepy. I'm not going to get up on nothing at night. Coming home drunk. I'll wake her ass up in the morning.
Michael Turley
Okay.
Gigi Drummond
I'll tell you what I run into, man. These legal. These legal gummies they sell here in Texas.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Gigi Drummond
Like DC9 or something. You know what I'm talking about? I rarely touch these things and I did the other day and, man, they're really too strong. Yes, they're really too strong.
John Clay Wolf
I did it five, seven years ago and I just quit them.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, I think I accidentally bought the indica kind because, like, it's a full body thing and you just. You just get tired.
John Clay Wolf
In the couch.
JD Ryan
He's in the couch. Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, the car things coming up in a couple of minutes, so call it now if you want to get on the board to get your car bit on the air. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Radio. 800, 800 radio. East coast dealers, we started a new group so we can bid your cars. Buy our wholesale guys. The dealers only. It's just a dealer group and we verify it, so. But you can go to GMTV by bid. Doc. No, GMTV by Bid. It's a Facebook group. GMTV by Bid. These dealers always want to know how to get straight to our Wholesale guys. And skip the retail portal. Go to the GMTV by bid. New group. We started yesterday on Facebook and It's got like 700 people on already. We bought 20 cars yesterday and I saw some creepers in there, like, people I hate. Oh, yeah, you like having a party at your house and then you see like a guy walk across in the fridge with a beer and you're living. You're like, that son of a owes me money. What's he doing at my house?
Gigi Drummond
That's Facebook. That's a Facebook thing.
John Clay Wolf
They're all Facebook group. I'm like, hey, it still is my house.
JD Ryan
And so he snuck in.
John Clay Wolf
If we ran you off years ago, don't join.
JD Ryan
How did he sneak in? Isn't there somebody that's monitoring?
John Clay Wolf
Well, like, our moderators just didn't know that I hate him.
JD Ryan
Ah, they need to run that by you.
John Clay Wolf
But there's a lot to run by me, Michael. So I'm just gonna go through it and find the guys, the haters, the guys that have stuffed me in the past or I said, I don't ever want to hear doing business with you again. Please don't join the group.
JD Ryan
So you don't remember? You don't have a list that you can just hand to somebody?
John Clay Wolf
See them.
JD Ryan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
It's like, you see that gal and you're like, hey, didn't I date you once, like 37 years ago? My name's John Clay Wolf. Bite you. But if you'll sell us a car, if you want to sell us a car, go to 8008-0072-3480-0800 7234. 800, 800 radio. The buy bids are good at give me the vin.com and we have locations all over, God, all over the US to pick up your car. You can take it over there today and get a check, but call me during the break. Year make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. We're going to play a song right now. When I come back, I'll bid the cars on the air. Jeeps, Corvettes, Ferraris, diesel trucks. High miles, low miles, everything in between. Classic and collectors, muscle cars, square bodies, all the good stuff. And we also buy motor homes and travel trailers and bikes. Be right back.
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Now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit them up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is is the John Clay wolf.
John Clay Wolf
Show Lightning round brought to you by givemetheven.com I bid cars during this segment There's a guy with an airplane. I haven't done an airplane in a while. Let's see what he's got. It says FOX News Dave. Why are you Fox News Dave?
Michael Turley
That's just a radio handle I chose. I'm a frequent caller to top shows and you are my second call.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Oh, you've been up working today. Oh, all right.
Michael Turley
Oh, yeah, I'm working right now. In fact, I'm in the airplane that I'm talking about.
John Clay Wolf
Well, what can tell me about the airplane?
Michael Turley
Okay, first of all, it's because I know your friends are afraid to small in your fly in your small one. So I'm offering this up. It's a 2008 Falcon 2000. It's a Falcon 2000 EX easy with 8,000 miles or I mean, hours.
John Clay Wolf
Excuse me. So wait, a 2000. So it's not the two. There's a 20 and then a 200, and then they went to the 2000, which is the same fuselage kind of as a 900, right?
Michael Turley
Yes, basically the same, except two engines. And this one's. Yeah, this one's configured. This one's configured with eight passenger seats. There is a jump seat and of course, two pilots. Very good range on that. How big is your Runway on your wrench?
John Clay Wolf
6,300. It's long enough?
Michael Turley
Oh, yeah, plenty long. You can go anywhere on that. Off of that strip.
John Clay Wolf
So when was the hot stun or the CZI or the. Or the MPI or the. You know, where are we at with engines? Because that's what the value is.
Michael Turley
It's been going. It's. It's been on a maintenance program and stuff. I think those are coming up. I'm not sure I'm going to guess here.
John Clay Wolf
So is it on msp?
Michael Turley
Yes, it is.
John Clay Wolf
Money sent to Phoenix. That is the biggest scam of all time. I hate them, but.
Michael Turley
Yeah, I know, but it does help. It helps defer any issues that you have with maintenance so you're not having to pay it out of pocket.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, but if you just take that money and put it in a pool, you're much better off. What we're talking about, guys, warranty by the hour. Airplanes, cars have. It's a warranty on the engine. So every hour you fly, you have to pay them a fee to cover the engines in case of problems or in remanufacture. And the math on it is definitely in their favor. And I suggest. I don't suggest it. Anyway. Is this plane. Hang on, let me guess. It's 8000 hours 2008 to they want see is this your plane or some friends or just something you see enlisted?
Michael Turley
It's my day job. It belongs to the company I fly for.
John Clay Wolf
So they will they these how many years since the interior of the exterior has been done roughly Paint job it's.
Michael Turley
Been approximate paint job probably about three or four years. And interior, it's been well kept. I don't know know that other than just little repairs here, we haven't done anything. But it's great leather interior, it's. It's in great shape.
John Clay Wolf
Is that a two million dollar airplane?
Michael Turley
Oh no, no, not. Well again this is not my airplane or whatever but the last number I got and this was through a broker, they were looking at 11. You know that was this, that was the start. Yes sir.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no, no. Now it's an ex, right. So it's a longer range.
Michael Turley
Yes sir.
John Clay Wolf
It's a 08. So it's almost 20 years old. It's got 8,000 hours on it. New one 60. But I think I'm way closer to right than you. Way closer to right.
Michael Turley
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
All right. Thank you.
Michael Turley
Well, it's not mine.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, I'm hanging up now. He's flipped in his Falcon. That's not right. That's bull. We need to look up listings on these things and you can buy one.
JD Ryan
Right now for 8 million. It's an O7.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so. So I was a little low, but.
JD Ryan
That has 6,000 hours on it.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, his is probably 5 million.
JD Ryan
Yeah, you're.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, you're a little low.
JD Ryan
But not like.
John Clay Wolf
I mean I was. No, I was pretty low. Yeah, but I mean I'm not walking around price in planes like that either. It's really not something that I'm looking for at this time in my life. Yeah. Rob, you've got a 95 VR for Spider, Twin Turbo, six speed. How many miles?
Gigi Drummond
87,000.
John Clay Wolf
Mm does it sound is five grand, right?
Michael Turley
Five grand go way off.
John Clay Wolf
Well, hang on. I just bought a. I just bought an 80 mile one for 14. Like a 8808 80. How much is yours? 80 miles. Yeah, 80 miles. Like delivery miles? Yeah. Yeah. Not 80,000. 80.
Michael Turley
I don't get you whether you're talking.
Gigi Drummond
About the year or the miles.
Michael Turley
Zero miles.
John Clay Wolf
So I bought a 95 Mitsubishi VR Sport VR4 Spider Twin Turbo with delivery miles. So it never been driven. Let's just call it a thousand miles. Maybe I'm wrong. 1000 miles and I gave 14 for it. Now we had to spend about 1500 getting it slicked. Up. And we just got it up on its feet and get ready to sell it now. How much is yours?
Michael Turley
Fine. Forget about it. It's a lot more than that. I was offered 16 and I turned it down. Goodbye.
John Clay Wolf
So yours is worth more than mine. His 80,000 mile one is worth more than my 1,000 mile one. That's good news. I'm so glad Rob's called. And I'm richer all of a sudden because of Rob's phone call. Thank you, Rob. Thank you, listeners. Thank you, whoever sold me the one with a thousand on it for 14 that needed 1500 worth of work. Rob's jealous. We'll be back.
Gigi Drummond
A new lawsuit accuses Subway of grossly.
John Clay Wolf
Misleading customers by advertising sandwiches with three.
JD Ryan
Times more meat than it delivers.
John Clay Wolf
CEO of Subway was like, trust me.
Michael Turley
We'Re doing you a favor.
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We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com. hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need. Hit him up 800-800-RODIO and check out the podcast@jcwshow.com.
John Clay Wolf
Morning, everybody. Everybody does want some. And Adam Ferrar wants something. I don't know what he wants. Adam, what do you want?
Michael Turley
I want to go back to bed, but they told me I had to call you.
Gigi Drummond
How are you?
John Clay Wolf
I'm good. Good morning. The comedian, the car man himself. What's on your mind this morning?
Michael Turley
They told me you got in an accident. What happened?
John Clay Wolf
Broke my back in a motocross accident. Race and motocross. God, man. It'll be 20 years ago December 19th. This December 19th. Cut my spinal cord. Was in a wheelchair for just called a year. I had to pee through a catheter for four years. That's how screwed up I was.
Michael Turley
That, you know what, at least if you got anything out of it, it's probably aim. That would come in handy.
John Clay Wolf
So, you know, most people, they have a catheter and they, you know, it's a bag on your leg or in your pocket, but they also have these ones that are in sheaths that are long and straight like a straw, but figure it's like a foot and a half long. So I opted for those because you could use them each time you go instead of just leaving it in all day. Not know if you're peeing or not. So you got the sheath in your sweatpants on the inside going down your leg. You're at a concert on a walker, and you're walking into the concert, and you get to the urinal and you whip this thing out like I Was it got to where I was having fun, and I'd, like whip it out like a sword because it's like 2 foot long at least, and you throw it out and you lean back and you slide that thing down your pee hole, and everybody around you just throws up or passes out all at the same time.
Michael Turley
Yeah, they were. Oh, my God. God. First of all, God bless you. I would come in with music, and I would be, all right, boys, stand back. I would have a spotter.
John Clay Wolf
Like, a spotter. Like you're standing back from the urinal and you got a guy giving you up, down thumbs to, like, aim it right?
Michael Turley
Yeah. Like bring. It's like bringing in a plane, you know, have some guy with, like.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.
Michael Turley
Look at you. Here's an old trick in the movie business that one old director told me, son, if you can't hide it, paint it red. Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Well, that's my story, so.
Michael Turley
Well, I'm glad you're better now, my friend.
John Clay Wolf
I am. I still walk like a drunk, and if I'm drunk, I really walk like a drunk.
Michael Turley
Okay?
John Clay Wolf
But my right foot, I can't feel it. My left foot, I can. Neither foot really works, but I'm super lucky and super happy and don't bitch at all. Actually, I started racing motorcycles again.
Michael Turley
Yeah, I mean, that. That's just. I wish it. Here's my story. I got a toe cramped the other night. I thought that was it for me.
John Clay Wolf
You thought you were going down, middle.
Michael Turley
Of the night with a second toe. Just like, oh, the big toe needs a hug. And it just goes over the top.
John Clay Wolf
What's your car thing? What's your car connection? You were on Top Gear, Is that right?
Michael Turley
Top Gear, Yeah. I was on the US version of Top Gear for years. My dad. I love cars because my dad. My dad could fix anything. And we quickly figured with my mechanical Billy John, my job was to hold the light so I could understand them. Now I can't. Now the carburetor's gone, you know? Now you know, you don't see, you don't need a wrench. You need a laptop.
John Clay Wolf
You just got a laptop. Yeah, exactly. It's all electronic.
Michael Turley
So I got in the car through my dad. I was doing Rescue Me. I was on a fireman show with Dennis Leary, and we were doing a comedy tour. And we're at seventh year of Rescue Me, right? So we're on the tour bus. Dennis calls me and Lenny Clark, who was on the show, to a meeting in the middle of the night, which I think we're driving from the Fox theater in Atlanta down to Florida, and he pulls us all over. He goes, all right, boys, what do you think about this being the last season of Rescue? Me and Lenny Clark and I looked at each other and went, no, what do you. We don't have Ice Age money. Think of us, you skinny Irish bastard. So he said, okay, we'll do. We'll do another two years, and the show's coming to an end. So, I mean, you know this business. You need another job. You're always. You're always unemploy. My manager said, what do you want to do next? I said, well, I want to summer cars because I like cars. So I did a pilot for the History Channel that didn't get picked up, but they liked me and they bought the rights to Top Gear. So, long story short, I met those guys from the uk, the executive producers, and I ended up getting the show.
John Clay Wolf
How many seasons did you all do of us? Top year?
Michael Turley
Six and a half. Is there something like 70 something shows? I forgot after a while, but it was fun. It was fun.
John Clay Wolf
Adam Ferrari. Ferrari is on the air with us right now. And I say it like that because there's this radio, I mean, this car rider, blogger, podcaster named Matt Farah. Do you know him?
Michael Turley
Matt Fair? Yeah, he's a good dude.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, he does not like me at all.
Michael Turley
What happened? What happened? He called in the accident.
John Clay Wolf
He called into the show just like you're doing, and I kept mispronouncing his name right? And he cocked off about it, so I cocked off back and we just started arguing on the air, and I told him that I didn't think he was that big of a deal and that I think that he doesn't deserve to be on the show anyway. And I was just, like, making time to have him on, and that's why I didn't take the time to even learn how to pronounce his name. Now, I do not feel that way about you, by the way. But. Okay, but I went into real heavy jerk mode after he heavily insulted me. I did mispronounce his name. I understand. And I. But. But I didn't need to be brutally attacked about it.
Michael Turley
Okay, look, I hope everything's better now.
John Clay Wolf
Can you. Can you. Right. If you'll pass along. How do you pronounce his name, Matt Farah. Farah. What was I saying, Bob? Oh, I wasn't saying Farah because I was pissing him off, was. I called him Matt Farrar. Oh, yeah. See, that's why When I'm seeing your name, I'm getting scared. I'm having flashbacks.
Michael Turley
Adam, don't get, don't get flashbacks, don't get flashbacks. And keep your hands above your waist. God knows what's going on where I can't see you.
John Clay Wolf
Ferrari.
Michael Turley
I want to ask you right now, what are you driving? What, what car are you driving right now?
John Clay Wolf
My real, my everyday driver is a Toyota Land Cruiser. So at the end of 21 they stopped him the, the regular lane cruisers. And I bought one of the last ones. I gave 83000 for it and that was three years ago. And I sold the same car at the dealer auction at the dealer auction two weeks ago with 30000 miles on it. So I sold a 21 lane cruiser with 30000 miles on it for $83,000 used. So I made, I try to pick cars that I like that won't go down in value and I picked that one. I got lucky, you know, cuz you're like what can I drive for free?
Michael Turley
Right?
John Clay Wolf
That's what you mean.
Michael Turley
Yeah, I got, I have, and it's the stupidest reason John. I bought this car, but I like it. I have an 08 E350. The last year that little E class Mercedes had a hood ornament because after, in oh nine they went into the grill. And I like the hood ornament because when I pull into my garage in la, the water, the water heater is in the garage and the half inch copper pipe, the coupling is right. If I line up the hood ornament on the middle of the coupling. Yeah. So I'm not hanging tennis balls like a 90 year old man. And so I pull in and I make believe I'm a fighter pilot. And that's the way I pull into my garage. Bear in mind John, I'm a grown man. So this is, makes me happy when I come in. So that's why I got the 083.50. I also got a 1990 LS400 which is the first year, that first year.
John Clay Wolf
Lexus made the car, that car changed the luxury market.
Michael Turley
Yeah. And it's, it's, it's got, I got it with 100, 100, 2000. That thing will go forever. The only thing you got to do is around 98 you got to change the timing belt, which I did. And when I say I did John, I went, the guy did it.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so I used to be a whole, I mean I still am a wholesale, I run a wholesale buying company. Give me the vin.com. but back in my scrappy days when I was working the streets. Get the story. 1990 LS 400, 100,000 miles, and this is in 96. We would race to the big dealership and the wholesalers would line up to get the trade in offers from the used car managers for that day. This is like the stories of the guys lining up on the fishing pier to buy the fish from the. What? You know, I'm saying it's just a scrappy deal, but. So I was the third guy in line that morning. The first guy bought that Lexus LX LS400 for 3,000. The next guy bought it from him because we start trading amongst ourselves, right? So the next guy's behind him in order and buys it for 4,000. And I'm behind him. I'm like, hey, man, I wish I would have gotten here earlier. I would have bought that car for three grand from the dealership. What will you give me? What will you take for it? I bought it from him for 6,000, and I sold it at the auction for 9,000 to a Chinese guy that shipped it to another Chinese guy for 15,000. And what they were doing with those cars is cutting the tops off of them and taking the seats out of them and shipping them in two containers and classifying them as parts instead of whole cars putting them back together over there. Yeah, that car was some hot property.
Michael Turley
Yeah. It's the only pain in the ass about it I need. Because I need to start. The start is in the head. The start is like you get. It's in the. You. I didn't know.
John Clay Wolf
I mean, isn't that kind of the.
Michael Turley
Story of life that I didn't know that?
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no, no. Getting the startup is in the head. You don't get it. Well, that joke too early.
Michael Turley
I get it, okay? I get it.
JD Ryan
Don't quit your day job, John.
John Clay Wolf
We're on the air with Adam Ferrara. God, now I'm screwing it up. Say it properly. I'm scared. I'm having flashbacks of that other dude. He was so mean.
Michael Turley
Don't be scared. Don't be scared. All is well. Thank you for plugging.
John Clay Wolf
And we're doing that. You're gonna have a show in Houston. Sam Houston Race park. Adam Ferrara. Dot com. Well, J.D. if you'll put that on our Facebook show page, I'd appreciate it. The link to it. And if your opening act does not show up, call me and I'll run down there because I. Here we go. I opened for everybody, you know, hey, it's just. I mean, I do a little. I do a little summer stock on the side. Adam. I open for Adam Carolla.
Michael Turley
Somebody back who has a different opinion from what I'm hearing. Either that or he's passing a stone. What was the sounds coming out? What happened?
JD Ryan
Adam? He does this every time he has a comedian on. He pushes that. He's a standup comic, too. He's done one show opening for Adam Carolla. It wasn't bad. Is just one show.
Michael Turley
Right?
JD Ryan
So now he wants you to have him on.
John Clay Wolf
So the reason I have you on plugging your show is so that you would ask me to come open for you for a nominal fee.
Michael Turley
But basically, what I'm getting from you, John, is your love is conditional.
John Clay Wolf
No, I respect what you guys do. I got slammed. A notebook. We were. We were in Reno about six months ago, and I did not know that I was opening for Adam Carolla. He and our partners on a car, and we're friends off air, and we were going to look at a Ferrari together, and we bought it. And his manager's like, hey, why don't you open? Or why don't you mc? I'm like, for this Patrick Putty from Seinfeld. I forgot his last name. He was the opener. So they tell me, I'm going to emcee. I'm like, what do you mean to do exactly? And he's like, oh, you know, do. Do about five, eight minutes. I'm like, huh? And I've never done that. So I had to sit there, and I got my notes down. We're in the green room. And then Corolla's like, well, let me see what you got. I'm like, it's too late. We go on in, like, three minutes. I can't take your critique now. You should have critiqued me on the airplane. I would have liked to prep for this. So I got on the stage, and it was fine. But I did start ripping off obscenities, and that's probably not the right thing to do now.
Michael Turley
Not open in the show. You want to keep it a little clean. He's got it. I think he's got a mirror that's at the Peterson. Does he still have the mirror?
John Clay Wolf
He sold that. He's got all of his money stuck in those damn Paul Newman cars.
Michael Turley
Oh, yeah.
John Clay Wolf
And he and I bought a. I'll send you a picture of it. He and I bought Paul Newman's 1977 Budweiser 308 Ferrari race car. And the transport that goes with it and is the last piece of the Paul Newman collection, and they're on display at the Reno automotive museum.
Michael Turley
I sat next to Paul Newman. I didn't know I was sitting next to him. I went to see a play in New York, and there's two seats on the aisle next to me. I'm, like, in the third seat in. So the. The lights come down, and these two people shuffle in, and it's Paul Newman and his wife. So they sit. So I don't know this. They're just sitting there. The lights come up, and he's got a hat on his head, and no one's really recognizing, but I see him. He's next to me, and I look over, and I'm like, you know the guy that was white. You don't want to bother anybody. So I. When nobody was around, I just leaned over to him, and I just whispered in his ear. I go, I love your chips. And he just started laughing. He just started laughing. Everyone's asking about the movies and stuff. I just was worried about the food. As the lights going down behind me, I hear this old woman. He almost gets away with it. This old woman's voice just said, oh, my God, that's Paul Newman. Boom.
Gigi Drummond
And the lights go out.
Michael Turley
Oh, I had. I had. I want to tell you this story. I had Billy Givens on my podcast. So I got to talk to him. Really sweet man. And I asked him about the 34 Ford. The Eliminator.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, sure.
Michael Turley
He's like. He goes, you know why that's on the album cover, Adam? I go, why? My accountant said if I do that, I can deduct the whole bill.
John Clay Wolf
There you go.
Michael Turley
Perfect.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, let me know your dates in Dallas, because I have a honky tonk that we've had some comedians come through out here in this small town where the studio is.
Michael Turley
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
And if it lines up, it'd be fun to have you out for a night. And you could do one here, too.
Michael Turley
Yeah. I'm at the Dallas Improv. 15, 16, and 17.
John Clay Wolf
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,. Whoa, whoa. 14, 15, 16, 17.
Michael Turley
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
All right, cool.
Michael Turley
Let me know.
John Clay Wolf
I got a cruise. The. The network lights screaming at me, I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. Adam Ferrari is playing in Houston. In Dallas. Go to John Clay Wolf, jcwshow.com Click through to the link. Car guy. Funny guy. My kind of guy. Thanks for calling, bud. 800-800-7234 is a call number. We will be right back.
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Gigi Drummond
You what's that smell? Oh, that smells like Florida news.
John Clay Wolf
That's dope.
Satan
That smells like marijuana.
Gigi Drummond
And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.
John Clay Wolf
What's that?
Satan
Golf carts in Florida just sound like a recipe for disaster. And in this case, it was a woman injured multiple people. She crashed.
John Clay Wolf
Is that funny to you?
Satan
It's to me.
John Clay Wolf
She didn't kill anybody.
Satan
She just hurt some people.
John Clay Wolf
You ever had your knee blown out.
Satan
With a golf cart into a crowded restaurant in Florida? Now here's the Marin county sheriff talking about the accident. Number nine.
John Clay Wolf
It happened Saturday at Takotiki, just outside of Port St. Lucie in Jensen Beach.
Michael Turley
If you look at the video, it's.
John Clay Wolf
Pretty traumatic or dramatic. It's.
Michael Turley
You can see some people almost end up underneath the golf cart.
John Clay Wolf
Captain Romero says multiple people suffered serious injuries. One woman fractured her pelvis.
Michael Turley
She did claim that she had taken a sip of alcoholic beverage with dinner. But we did all our field sobriety tests. We did all the testing that we need to do with our traffic and our DUI units. And the results came back that she was not intoxicated at the time.
John Clay Wolf
She's just old.
Satan
I got my knee blown out at the Taco Tiki. Another lady.
Gigi Drummond
Damn it, man.
Satan
Another Florida woman taking her dog on a walk when she spotted a raccoon in a tree. Ooh, trouble. Raccoon ended up attacking the dog. Of course, raccoons ain't afraid of nothing. They'll come right at you. Chased them both into the house. The lady scooted him away with the broom and animal control came and took him away. Kun attack is cut number 10.
JD Ryan
He noticed something in the tree, so he stopped, looked up in the tree.
John Clay Wolf
The raccoon just raced out of the.
JD Ryan
Tree and charged towards us.
Gigi Drummond
So at that moment, that's when I.
John Clay Wolf
Started running, trying to get in the house as soon as possible. I was basically in a panic mode. So at that point, I got a mop and I kind of scared it off with the mop. And then it hid in the blind and it took them a little minute to come, but once they came, they got him and it was over at that point.
Satan
Raccoons will mess you up, man. They're mean. They'll stare at you.
Gigi Drummond
They're crazy.
Satan
Like, brilliant.
Gigi Drummond
Raccoons are crazy.
Satan
You had a problem with that? Bring it. Are we ready to go? We got more of the John Clay Wolf show coming up in just a moment. Matter of fact, we have some great news from Joe Exotic. Oh, two things. First of all, you can now see Joe Exotic on an AI presentation without his clothes on. And he's getting married.
John Clay Wolf
No.
Satan
We'll find out more on the John Clay Wolf show when we come back. Don't go away.
Gigi Drummond
The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like Nashville's classic rock, WNRQ 105.9, the Rock and Midland, Odessa's KFCX Classic Rock 102.1. Catch the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video stream@jcwshow.com and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this. Go and turn back the time on the clocks in your home Another hour of sleep gives you time to get stone and if you're early for church well, you won't be alone.
John Clay Wolf
So drink.
Gigi Drummond
Whiskey till four to be sure you'll get one more Four hours passed out on the floor Ah, the daylight times, they are changing. That's an AM end fm. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown and featuring DJ Prekay, GG Drummond, Keith Richards with the world's biggest son of a bitch and Satan, the Prince of darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
Saturday before the election.
JD Ryan
Election, what now?
John Clay Wolf
Presidential election. Hi, G.G.
Bobbo
It'S exciting. Hi.
John Clay Wolf
I was talking about my kid voting for Kamala, my 18 year old. And I was bitching at him for canceling out my vote the other day. And we had a new program director that was going to take the show in a different market.
Gigi Drummond
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
I think it was casey up in St. Louis or something. Rock station.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, good rock.
John Clay Wolf
And he called, he said, you know, we're not gonna take the show. I was monitoring the, you know, Yalls last weekend and. And he was talking politics about his son and he and, and them voting differently. I'M like, are you kidding me?
JD Ryan
For real?
John Clay Wolf
It's gotten to the point where, I mean, that's actually a pretty appealing topic. My kid that I raised cancels out my vote.
JD Ryan
You didn't say that you.
John Clay Wolf
I didn't say anything except I just talked about the facts. What? And I did threaten to take his car away if he didn't vote Republican.
JD Ryan
And you know, not, you know, if he's asking for money, you may not give him money.
John Clay Wolf
Things of this nature.
JD Ryan
That's something that happens though.
John Clay Wolf
But it was. Yeah, it was dad. It was family talk. Right. It's like Archie Bunker and the meathead. And for a program director to turn us down over that, I'm like, you have not listened much. Cause there's a lot better things that you could have turned us down for.
Gigi Drummond
Wow.
JD Ryan
Here's the thing. We don't need to be on that station then.
John Clay Wolf
But it's a good stick. But why would they have a crazy lefty hardcore PD on a rock station? And they wonder what's wrong with radio. I mean, that he can't be open minded enough to think about what is stimulating to audiences.
JD Ryan
They won't be successful if you're not open minded.
John Clay Wolf
No. Neither will we.
JD Ryan
Correct.
Gigi Drummond
Right.
JD Ryan
That's why we are. I would say we're open minded.
John Clay Wolf
That's why I brought it up both sides. Right.
Gigi Drummond
You know what I call that? Ever since the Chicago debacle. I don't know. You guys remember that. That is a clear cut case of program director. Itis.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. That's just bad. So think about our top five snafus on this program that have got us canceled off of stations over the past 18 years.
JD Ryan
Oh boy.
John Clay Wolf
And number five I wrote down was Bill Cosby's Pudding Pop.
JD Ryan
What was that again?
John Clay Wolf
Bobbo did an impersonation of Bill Cosby and he was talking about pudding Pops and he leaned. He touched on a topic that assuming that the pudding pop was something else. And the timing was bad. The timing was bad. Bobo missed the mark on that one.
Gigi Drummond
And a can of delicious nutritious SpaghettiOs.
John Clay Wolf
But I think you can find it on our YouTube channel. And we. I don't know if we got canceled over. We didn't we get canceled in one city over that.
Gigi Drummond
It was our first day.
JD Ryan
Yeah. I can't remember what. I knew. I knew you got reprimanded.
John Clay Wolf
It was the first day we were on because we're on like 55 or 65 stations right now. And it was our first day on one and that came up and they knocked us in the head. And then I had strippers in the studio during the Super Bowl. Was that a problem? That was a problem for the local market, for that was the eagle back then. That was great because Russ Martin, back then, before he died, he was the only one that allowed to have strippers in the studio. And we weren't what we run into often. Hasn't been as bad lately because all these guys are dying off. But the. But the imus of the station, the big man, when you have a guy that comes on Saturdays talking crap and being edgy and doing the kind of content that the morning show guy does Monday through Friday, who basically owns the station, they fire up and try to get us canceled.
Satan
Not the first time.
John Clay Wolf
No strippers in the studio at the Super Bowl. That was fun, though.
Gigi Drummond
It was great. Strippers are fun to talk to.
John Clay Wolf
Now, you were on the Russ Martin show.
Satan
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
And didn't you say that he fornicated with a woman in the studio live on the air?
Satan
It did indeed happen. Yes. We were all asked to leave, and that's what happened.
John Clay Wolf
And that was when y'all. He proved that he wasn't gay that day. Because you always thought he was.
Satan
Well, what. Holy mackerel.
JD Ryan
Throw you under the bus.
John Clay Wolf
The third snafu that I remember that was very, very random was we caught a raccoon. My wife caught a raccoon in a cage. And I was trying to kill it because it went crazy on us.
Michael Turley
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
And it just brought on all kinds of heat. Yes.
Satan
I had no idea.
John Clay Wolf
In. In a rural area. It was Wichita Falls, Texas. It's always one area. And that was a problem. And then a second one was this was. We did not get canceled, but threatened to. And then I got an argument with the program director, and he got fired, so I won that one.
JD Ryan
What was the.
John Clay Wolf
It was the guys that. The two magicians in Vegas that have the tiger show, Siegfried and Roy, and one of them got bit by a tiger. Siegfried and I said, if you were a tiger and this guy put his head in your mouth, wouldn't you bite down? But I used a comment that was not politically correct, and I did not know at the time that that comment had made the non PC list, because these things change all the time. Yeah, they do.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah.
Satan
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
This was like 12 years, 14 years ago. And, I mean, he came undone, and I came undone back on him. Oh, and then we had the Pittsburgh thing the other day.
JD Ryan
Is that the number one one or.
John Clay Wolf
Is that the number one, the best one.
JD Ryan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
The Pittsburgh My favorite one. And, guys, when I tell this story in Kansas City, if y'all flip it on me, you're just a bunch of lying bastards. Here's what happened our first day in Kansas City. Johnny Dare is a morning host in Kansas City on the station we're on, and he's very popular. He's 20 years in, maybe 30. He's. He's their messiah, right? So it's our first day on the stick, and I'm thinking that we're not turned on. And I text the program director or somebody up there and like, yes, it's on. It's on. Or the guy was. We were negotiating with, it's on. I'm like, I know we're not on in Kansas City. I know. I could feel it, because I was putting out little vibes for Kansas City calls. 800-800-723-4. Like, calling right now, Kansas City. Give us an air check. Just tell us we're on. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And I wasn't getting anything back. We break again. I'm like, hey, we're not on Kansas City. He said, yes, you are. I said, something's wrong.
Satan
Something's up.
John Clay Wolf
So I went into a bit where I was bad mouthing Johnny Dare and Patrick Mahomes just to see if you could stir him up, just to see if we got anybody to call in.
Satan
How'd that work out?
John Clay Wolf
Nobody called in. And I proved. I said, we're not on the air in Kansas City. They're like, okay, you're right. You're not. So they had us on tape delay in the. Dumb bastards. Excuse my French.
Satan
I get it.
John Clay Wolf
Played it two hours later on the station.
JD Ryan
Boy, the calls came in.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, my God.
Gigi Drummond
All of a sudden.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
We were like, what is going on?
JD Ryan
Why are these folks from Kansas City calling in?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, my God. So after I got off the air, like, the big guy for the network from Houston called me just screaming, who the hell do you think you are? Have you lost your mind? Johnny Dare is a wonderful person. Do you know that we air the Chiefs? We're the. They're gonna cancel us over what you did. I'm like, dude, you replayed it. I was trying to prove that I knew we weren't on the air and we weren't. And you put it on, and it got weirder and weirder. I don't know what we're gonna do. I'm like, I guess this is over. Kansas City's over. That's Done. And then he called back later and he said, my wife asked me who the hell I was yelling at. He's like the top guy for. I'm not gonna say the company.
Satan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
But she said, what's the guy's name? He said, john. Clay Wolf. Like, I know John Claywolf.
Satan
Oh, no.
John Clay Wolf
So do you know that he's my. Your brother in law is one of his best friends.
JD Ryan
Oh, wow.
John Clay Wolf
She's like, I used to go to TCU and he was at s. He said, he's not the kind of guy that you would be yelling. He's not that crazy.
Michael Turley
Right.
John Clay Wolf
What the hell are you yelling about? Husband. So we go through this whole thing and we both kind of apologized, but I just said we. Please give me Johnny Dare's phone number so I can explain to him what happened. Because if he has any comedy in him, he's gonna get it.
Satan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
And he's gonna laugh. They would never, ever, ever let me talk to him, Johnny, and say, hey, dude, I was, honest to God, just messing with. I was talking everywhere but Kansas City. Knowing that I wasn't on in Kansas City.
JD Ryan
That's your number one. That was a good one.
John Clay Wolf
That was pretty weird one.
JD Ryan
That was. Outside of. That is my. The getting kicked off in Canada radio and trying.
John Clay Wolf
We wanted to get kicked off.
JD Ryan
Yeah. We talked about Justin Bieber and the mayor and we were just kind of poking fun. Poking the bear in. That certainly did it. We got kicked off out of there.
John Clay Wolf
Well, he gave me an ultimatum and he said, if you ever do this again, you will be kicked off. And I was thinking that means we'd be out of our contract. That'd be perfect.
Satan
Perfect.
John Clay Wolf
Because why we went to Canada was for. It's a very long story. And then we got up there and it was a mess and I didn't want to be up there and we couldn't get out of our contract. So then they told me what I needed to do to get out of my contract. And we did a whole bit on Justin Bieber in the mayor of Toronto. And oh, man. Monday morning, we were out of our contract. Solved. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The next segment is the lightning round. Lightning round. We're calling with the cars. Year make, model, miles. Year make, model, miles. Average rough or clean call right now during this music break and we will bid your car as soon as we come back for America's best car buyer. Give me v. Vin. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Dot com. Call in now 800-800-7234 and I'll bid your car as soon as we come in. Hey, hang, hang on, hang on. Duke in Kansas City.
Michael Turley
Yeah, how you doing? I was, I was listening that day. I thought it was funny as hell, but you know, I don't. You say that you and Johnny dare have a beef, but I bet he's cool with you. I don't know.
John Clay Wolf
No, dude, I've never talked to the man in my life. I do not have a beef with Johnny Deer. I had a beef. He was so mad that day he called the radio network telling them to get rid of me. And I tried to get his number to so I could explain to him what really happened. I just explained in a moment ago that it was a pre recording, but now, I mean, I think the guy. I listened to that fellow when I first started. People sent me some of his clips years ago, said this son of a is wild and crazy. And I was listening to him. I think he's funny.
Michael Turley
Oh, you. He's mad at you? No, he wanted you taken off the.
John Clay Wolf
Air that first day. That very. Was that three, Was that, was that three years ago? Two or three years ago. But yeah, I haven't heard a peep about it since. Maybe we'll hear about it now. But yeah, call into Johnny's show and tell him to please contact me because I'd love to get his phone number and talk to him. I've never talked to him about this and I'll try that. Yeah. All right, Duke. Thank you, sir. Go Chiefs. Hey, I'm a Chiefs fan.
Michael Turley
You love your show, man.
John Clay Wolf
Through the cowboys. I love the Chiefs. Y'all have won me over. I love the Chiefs and the Lions this year. I'll be right back.
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John Clay Wolf
Dino and Pa. Is this Saab, is it the SUV or the car?
Michael Turley
It's the car.
John Clay Wolf
And it's a 95 or 939 5. Convertible or hard top? Well, actually. And is it an arrow or an arc or wagon or a four door?
Michael Turley
I, I don't, you know, I just got the car a year ago. I've been curious on that myself. I don't know how to tell the difference if it's an arc or an arrow. I do believe it's the arc, though.
John Clay Wolf
Is it a four door or a wagon?
Michael Turley
It's a four door.
John Clay Wolf
Is it more than a thousand dollars?
Michael Turley
More than a thousand dollars?
John Clay Wolf
Yes. Yes.
Michael Turley
I paid. I paid more than a thousand for it.
John Clay Wolf
What did you pay?
Michael Turley
I paid. I told the screener that I may.
John Clay Wolf
Have overpaid, but I was in a.
Michael Turley
Hurry to get a car. I paid 4,000.
John Clay Wolf
So it's a 95 Saab with a buck 30 on it. Turbo.
Michael Turley
Correct.
John Clay Wolf
How nice is it? It's pretty nice car.
Michael Turley
I mean the interior is very, very clean. The outside, you know. For what Is it a 19 year old car? It's got one spot behind the left quarter panel, right where the door meets the quarter panel. One spot that I've since sandblasted.
John Clay Wolf
And it's called rust, you know.
Michael Turley
Yeah, a little rust on multiple. Just a very little cancer. And I've seen it on the same spot on two sobs on the Internet.
John Clay Wolf
I have you. It was a defective build. But I have a friend that just got. She got a little cancer about a year ago and she died this week.
Michael Turley
Oh, sorry to hear that.
John Clay Wolf
I miss her already. She's fun. But I think your car is kind of the same. You may not realize it, but every minute of every day you're enjoying your first amendment freedoms. You can wear what you want, give out your opinion for free, even if it's unpopular. Listen to your playlist. You can put a sign out on.
Pre K
Your front lawn that says vote for bigfoot.
John Clay Wolf
Someone you can believe in.
JD Ryan
Pray to the God of your choice.
John Clay Wolf
Or don't you have the right to hang with a posse that thinks like you do. Tell the government what you think about its policies. They're the freedoms that let you be you. And they're all brought to you by the First Amendment. Learn more@freedomforum.org Right. No. My friend died from a little bit of cancer. It spreads and it ate her up. But I think your car, your 95 slob, that's got a little cancer. I mean, I bet if you look now it's got more than it did when you bought it. And I don't know, I just don't think much of it. I just. I mean, I mean, 1500 maybe. It's just. It sounds like you bought it during COVID when everybody was going nuts over cars and paying too much. And we did too.
Michael Turley
Yeah, I had an 88 Thunderbird restored, got totaled, and I just needed something quick.
John Clay Wolf
You like old cars, don't you?
Michael Turley
I love anything before 95 actually. But.
John Clay Wolf
Do you wear. Do you smoke a pipe?
Michael Turley
I do not.
John Clay Wolf
Then you're not a real Soluble. Volvo owner. You got to get rid of that thing. You got to smoke a pipe and wear a top hat.
Michael Turley
Yeah, I hear you. I've always wanted a sob.
John Clay Wolf
Have you ever worked in a library?
Michael Turley
I do not.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, let's see. You're a poser. You're not a real Saab owner. So your Saab is sloppy. I mean, did you like Seinfeld? Did you like Jerry Saab and Seinfeld? Is that where you got the buck?
Michael Turley
I got the bug from a friend of mine in the 80s who bought the 900 Turbo with the, like, whale tail on the back of it.
John Clay Wolf
And that was a good one. You just didn't buy the good one. Yeah, okay.
Michael Turley
Yeah, that's what I want.
John Clay Wolf
Thank you, Dino. Thank you, sir. My name is John Clay Wolf. Hey, Kenny in North Carolina with this Mustang. Please load it into. I like these mustangs. 16 GT, 70,000 miles. You're too high on it, but I'll give you a good offer. It's not worth 23, but if you go to givemetheven.com I will give you a hell of an offer on it. Court in Austin, same thing with your Mach 1. We will try to buy that one as well. If it's your neighbor's car, I need to deal with. Your neighbor. We don't deal with. Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Michael Turley
I just want to give them. But say if you were interested.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, no, I am definitely interested. Please load the car up into givemethevin.com I've got to go to break right now or I talk about it some more. 800-800-7234 is a call in number. My name's John Clay Wolf. I've got Gigi, JD Bob, and I think Satan is going to be on the air with us. Just a moment. Be right back. Yeah.
Pre K
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John Clay Wolf
Has announced that he quit the social media platform X and called it the quote, most toxic negative app to exist ever. Which is also a way better name.
Pre K
Than X. Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show. 800-800-RADIO. Check out the podcast at JCW Show CALM.
John Clay Wolf
Who would have thought an overweight fellow that was homeless and went to prison named Jelly Roll had become an assembly sensation?
Gigi Drummond
He's Got a hell of a publicist, whoever they are.
John Clay Wolf
And, like, it made national news that his wife quit doing sex work, like, last week. Yeah, G, how are you? I haven't heard much from you this morning, lady.
Bobbo
You know, I just got to say, like, I saw him. Jelly roll. Okay, okay. And there's something to be said. But. But. But didn't his wife meet him when he didn't have a lot of money?
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
Bobbo
Okay. There's someone for everyone. I guess that's all I have to say. That's nice.
John Clay Wolf
All right, you can go back to sleep now.
JD Ryan
How many gummies is Gigi taken today?
Bobbo
Oh, shut up, guy.
JD Ryan
Last week was a lot.
Bobbo
That's okay. I still won Jeopardy. I won Jeopardy. So there.
Gigi Drummond
Yes, you did.
Bobbo
Yeah. It's quiet on the front now. I like your song. I like your song.
John Clay Wolf
That's right.
Bobbo
Sing it louder.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, Derek. An 01 Honda S2000 convertible with 150,000 miles on it's worth 7500. Okay. If you want to sell it.
Gigi Drummond
Thank you very much.
John Clay Wolf
If you want to sell it there, go to. Give me the vin.com. satan. Oh, we were talking about things, stations we got kicked off of the past 19 years, and you got me kicked off of one. I don't think that's true. It was very true.
Gigi Drummond
I can't imagine.
John Clay Wolf
I just started thinking about it. I wonder. They're always doing this. All the devil made me do it.
Michael Turley
Yeah, I didn't make you do anything.
John Clay Wolf
Come on, man. Having you on got me kicked off a station. They did not. They thought you were real.
Michael Turley
Oh, that old saw?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. That's. You know, the best trick the devil.
Michael Turley
Ever pulled is making the world think he didn't exist.
John Clay Wolf
When you. I mean, you. You channeled your way through Charlie Daniels and you got around the world for years. That was your best PR stunt of all time. When the devil went down to Georgia looking for a soul to steal, he.
Gigi Drummond
Really could play that fiddle, man.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, when you get beat, you get beat.
Gigi Drummond
You know, I gave him the golden fiddle. Man of my word, Satan. An honest man.
John Clay Wolf
What is going on in your life? Who are you voting for? Satan. Are you kidding?
Michael Turley
The Donald?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah. He's the only choice.
Gigi Drummond
He's the only choice, I'm telling you.
John Clay Wolf
And I've got a way of not exactly seeing the future, but I'm a scary judge of talent. And nobody else can do. Nobody else can fix it. He's gonna be the guy. And he's still got great hair. He lies about his age, you know, Donald's actually 92.
Gigi Drummond
Oh, and he cheats at golf.
John Clay Wolf
But this is an important.
Gigi Drummond
You know, the American presidency is a figurehead office.
John Clay Wolf
They're ready to dump him out. Turley, if he does want to think he going to do. They don't.
Gigi Drummond
They don't do a lot but you.
John Clay Wolf
Know, it's a job and he's the only one that can do it. Thank you, Satan.
JD Ryan
Yeah, well, dismount. Dismount.
John Clay Wolf
No. Satan slash. Bobbo started seeing his platform and I knew he was getting foot. His feet, his footing. Ready? He's like, wait a minute. The only suggestion I would have if. If they can just get him to stop crapping his pants in public. Here we go. Here we go. All right. That help?
JD Ryan
Bye Saint.
John Clay Wolf
Bye.
JD Ryan
You. You open the door to that, John.
John Clay Wolf
By asking Satan, who do you open the door to? Hell yeah.
Gigi Drummond
Satan's evil man. You shouldn't mess with Satan.
John Clay Wolf
What do the pre polls look like? Because they've had bigger pre reass voter turnout. Why don't they publish?
JD Ryan
I'm watching betting lines.
John Clay Wolf
What is the betting lines? Well, right.
JD Ryan
The betting lines right now has him up 54%. There's, there's. These are real betting lines. You can actually bet.
John Clay Wolf
You can call and put money.
JD Ryan
Trump is up 54 at 54% right now. So I've got 100 bucks running.
John Clay Wolf
So speaking of betting, we won't go through the details right now, but how did we end up last weekend?
JD Ryan
You won't believe this, John, but we pushed.
Gigi Drummond
Pushed again.
JD Ryan
I dominated you on the college level and you dominated me on the NFL.
John Clay Wolf
And I know nothing about NFL. I can't even pronounce it.
JD Ryan
So yeah, we are.
John Clay Wolf
I can't name. I cannot name. I couldn't name 20 NFL players.
JD Ryan
You beat me though.
John Clay Wolf
So. So name five players for the Kansas City Chiefs.
JD Ryan
Five? Well, you got Mahomes, right, Kelsey?
John Clay Wolf
There's two.
JD Ryan
Juju, Schuster, Pacheco and the linebacker. And why am I forgetting his name? I can see him.
John Clay Wolf
Can't do it at a time.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Can you name five players from the Seattle Seahawks?
JD Ryan
DK Metcalf. What the. What's his name?
John Clay Wolf
The quarterback.
JD Ryan
Yeah, the quarterback. Geno Smith.
John Clay Wolf
The guy from the Browns.
JD Ryan
No quarterback.
John Clay Wolf
But is this he an old Browns quarterback?
JD Ryan
No, he was the jets at one point.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Is he like 40?
JD Ryan
No, he's not that old.
John Clay Wolf
I'm thinking of.
JD Ryan
He just.
John Clay Wolf
I'm thinking of Vinnie Testaverde.
Gigi Drummond
All right.
JD Ryan
Oh, wow.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, that was a stretch. Sorry.
JD Ryan
Faint. They're tight end. What is the Other little wide receiver. Why am I forgetting his name?
John Clay Wolf
Because you. Because you're not that into.
JD Ryan
No, not to see out. I used to be able to do this. John.
John Clay Wolf
I used to be able to do this. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars radio for America's best car buyer. If you think you can quickly name five without cheating. Without cheating. Five players from random teams that I call out, call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The first guy to do it right, and it's going to be quickly, not a bunch of wins, a free show. T shirt. Beer back.
Pre K
Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John clay. Presented by givemethevin.com thanks for making us number one.
John Clay Wolf
We have a lot of people calling in to do the five NFL players from random teams.
JD Ryan
I'm gonna throw a new game sweeping the country.
John Clay Wolf
John Chase, Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'm gonna do.
Michael Turley
I'm.
John Clay Wolf
I'm gonna give you three teams. You rattle off five players from three teams. Broncos. Go.
Michael Turley
B. Knicks. Cortland Sutton, Javante Williams, Patrick CER And Marcus Mims.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
Gigi Drummond
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
Was that real?
JD Ryan
Yeah, that's real. Good job.
John Clay Wolf
Jets. New York Jets. Go.
Michael Turley
Aaron Rodgers, Devonte Adams, Garrett Wilson, Bree Saw and Sauce Gardner.
John Clay Wolf
This guy's pretty good. Yeah. Tampa Bay Bucks. Go.
Michael Turley
Baker Mayfield, Rashad White, Mike Evans, Chris Godwin, and.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, my God, he missed it. Chase. So close.
Gigi Drummond
Pretty damn good.
John Clay Wolf
So close. If nobody else gets close, call back and we'll give you the T shirt because you got it all. You lost in the. At the very last one. You lost in the red zone. Hayden in Texas. Go.
JD Ryan
What team?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah, don't do the same team. San Diego Chargers.
JD Ryan
Not San Diego Chargers.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Michael Turley
Justin Herbert, J.K. dobbins.
John Clay Wolf
Nope. Kevin from Pennsylvania.
Michael Turley
I'm ready.
John Clay Wolf
All right. San Diego. Finish this guy's job.
Michael Turley
Go, Justin Herbin. Herbert. Joey Bosa. On a bike.
John Clay Wolf
Typical Philly guy. Typical Philly guy. It's hard. It is very, very, very hard.
JD Ryan
Especially because if you're not queued up for it.
John Clay Wolf
Mike in Florida. You ready? We're doing five random teams. I'm going to throw at you. I mean, I'm going to give you three random teams. You have to name off 15 players and you get a free T shirt. You ready?
Michael Turley
I'm ready. Miami, Tua tyree kill waddle a chain and most dirt.
JD Ryan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
We're jump the. Is that right? Let's jump the country. San Diego, Los Angeles.
Michael Turley
Herbert Dobbins Bosa. Donna Blank.
JD Ryan
Los Angeles Chargers is the ones getting people right now.
John Clay Wolf
I know it. The. So the. The first guy's the winner so far. We'll do one more. Crab isn't going to get this crab. You're not going to get this. Why are you calling in? You're just looking for a reason to call.
Michael Turley
It seems like every team has Brown, Thomas, Williams and.
John Clay Wolf
I think that's enough. I think the first guy shouldn't have hung up on him. First guy, I think he was from Louisiana, from Baton Rouge. You need to call back in because you won. I'll take this random out of Houston. I don't think we're on the air in Houston this morning. Houston. Are we. Are we on the Buzz or is it broken?
Michael Turley
No.
John Clay Wolf
Are you listening on ESPN or on the Buzz?
Michael Turley
I'm on 94.5 right now.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, good. Are you calling in about the football thing, sir? All right, we'll start with one that's easy for you. I'm going to give you a layup. Go Texans. Go C.J.
Michael Turley
Stroud, Larry Tunnel, Tank Dell, Nico Collins and Titus Howard.
John Clay Wolf
He's struggling with his home team. He's never going to get through the rest. Charlotte. Go.
Michael Turley
Charlotte.
JD Ryan
North Carolina Panthers.
Michael Turley
Curry, Bryce Young, Andy Dalton, Xavier Leggette.
John Clay Wolf
Jonathan Mingo and Derek Brown. You've got one left. You ready? This is the final.
Michael Turley
Hey, guys, don't take my word that bluechew can get things going in the bedroom.
Gigi Drummond
Take hers and hers and hers.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah.
Gigi Drummond
Go to bluechew.com right now and meet online with a licensed medical provider. If you qualify, bluechew will give you.
Michael Turley
A free month's supply of chewables with.
Gigi Drummond
The same active ingredients as Viagra or cialis for just $5 shipping.
Michael Turley
Visit bluechew.com and the promo code. Yes. For this amazing deal.
Gigi Drummond
Got it.
Michael Turley
Get it. Bluechew.com promo code.
Gigi Drummond
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
Round. Patriots. Go.
Michael Turley
Drake May, Jacoby, Brissette Randre Stevenson, Jalen Polk and Nick Strange.
John Clay Wolf
Nick Strange.
Michael Turley
Nick Strange.
JD Ryan
Let me look this up. Nick Strange. I'm not familiar with Nick Strange.
John Clay Wolf
He plays. What's the quarterback's name from last year? Is he still on? Because we've worked out with him one year he.
JD Ryan
Nick Strange.
John Clay Wolf
They came from Alabama.
Michael Turley
Oh, the white kid.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, but he's on.
JD Ryan
Yeah, he's not on them anymore. Cole Strange. You said Nick Strange.
Gigi Drummond
Oh, straight cold Strange.
John Clay Wolf
I'm giving it to him. Dude, you won.
Gigi Drummond
All right.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, Pre K, grab this guy and figure out his shirt size. Tell him to go to the jcwshow.com and pick out a shirt he wants. And you won. Good job. Speaking of Xavier Legrette, I believe that's how you pronounce it. That guy is awesome. He is my favorite public speaker, and I would like to hear some more from him. This is a player from Carolina. Yes.
JD Ryan
He was at it again. They were asking him what's some of the foods that he doesn't eat. And you got to guess what the word is trying to say.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so the next. The next prize that we're giving away for a t shirt from jcwshow.com is translate this man's verbiage. Okay, here we go. 808. Hang on. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.
JD Ryan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
You're cute. Picky eater.
JD Ryan
What are your no goes?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, I don't eat seafood. I don't eat, like, peppers and onions and all that. I don't really eat vegetables. Like what you eat like pizza? Yeah, yeah. Like, I just started eating the spigots. I eat, like, string maize and green paste. All right, Is there more?
JD Ryan
It goes on, but.
John Clay Wolf
But the spig is what I did. He lost me on that.
JD Ryan
Okay, so we play it again here.
Gigi Drummond
What are your no gos?
John Clay Wolf
You say you're a picky eater. What are your no gos? Yeah, I don't eat seafood. I don't eat, like, peas and onions and all that. I don't really eat vegetables. Like pizza.
Bobbo
What do you eat?
John Clay Wolf
Like pizza? Yeah, yeah. And, like, I just started eating the sp. I eat, like, string beans and green paste. I guess you're going to have to translate his order off the menu. He lost me at the end.
Satan
Sp.
John Clay Wolf
And then. What else have you got? Is there more?
JD Ryan
No, that's it.
John Clay Wolf
So that's it.
JD Ryan
That was the clip for this week. Is him naming what he doesn't or does.
John Clay Wolf
Like, I don't know.
JD Ryan
I. I wouldn't be able to pick that out.
John Clay Wolf
800-807-234. If you can translate. 800, 800. Deep South. I don't even know what you call that language. Deep South. Deep South. We'll just play the second half of it because that's where it gets dicey. I don't eat, like, pebbles and onions and all that. I don't really. Vegetables. Like pizza.
Bobbo
What do you eat like pizza?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, yeah. Like, I just started eating the spe. I eat, like, string beans and green peas. String beans and green peas.
JD Ryan
Yep, you got that. But what's the other.
John Clay Wolf
I don't know what the spig is. G. You got any input?
Bobbo
Yes, I do know what it is.
John Clay Wolf
Are you?
Bobbo
But I don't want to say it.
John Clay Wolf
No, if you really do.
Bobbo
I do know what it is.
John Clay Wolf
Houston, are you calling in to translate? Xavier. What's last name again? Leggette's dialogue. Yeah, I think I got it. What's he saying?
Michael Turley
He said spinach, green beans.
Gigi Drummond
String brain.
Michael Turley
Green beans and string beans.
John Clay Wolf
I'm gonna put you on hold. He's saying spinach is the spig. Fayetteville, Arkansas. Can you translate?
Michael Turley
Yes. First one is seafood. Next one is peppers and onions. I know in there somewhere. He says asparagus.
Bobbo
That's right.
John Clay Wolf
Bing. Oh, God.
JD Ryan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Do you think it's asparagus?
JD Ryan
Yes. Listen to it.
John Clay Wolf
Hang on. I'll. I'll tell you who really knows. Let's say Adam in Memphis. Are you. Are you calling in for the translation? I. I am.
Michael Turley
I can definitely understand everything he says.
John Clay Wolf
Rattle it up. Rattle it backwards to us. Yeah, I don't eat seafood. I don't eat, like, peppers and onions and all that.
Michael Turley
I don't really.
John Clay Wolf
I eat like, string beans and green.
Gigi Drummond
Paste beans and green peas.
John Clay Wolf
I got that, but. What's that spig?
Michael Turley
It's asparagus. He said, I just started eating asparagus.
John Clay Wolf
He did not say that. Listen, I don't really. Vegetables. Like, what do you eat? Like pizza? Yeah, yeah. Like, I just started eating asparagus.
Gigi Drummond
There it is.
John Clay Wolf
That is asparagus.
Michael Turley
Asparagus. I just started eating asparagus.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Hey, Turley, it was the fir. The first guy got it, and I don't know what his. I. I took him cold, so I don't have. You didn't have him screened? Pre K? Adam, I appreciate you. You verifying all this. You did not win the first guy one, and I didn't pre K. You got to figure it out. Thank you both. Thank you both. Asparagus. Did you. Is that what you had?
Bobbo
G. Yeah, that's exactly what I had.
John Clay Wolf
Is the. Is asparagus short for the spig?
Bobbo
Well, yeah, well, he's. The whole word. Asparagus. He just has an accent, but I understood it right away. That's right.
Gigi Drummond
Big spear goods.
John Clay Wolf
William, in North Carolina.
Michael Turley
Yeah. Yes, sir. That was an easy translation there.
John Clay Wolf
Well, it wasn't.
Michael Turley
So don't eat seafood. He don't eat peppers and onions. And he just started eating string beans and green beans, which are the same thing.
John Clay Wolf
Thank you. We'll be right back. Xavier, one of these days, if you hear about this, please call into our show because you're my hero. We'll Be right back. My grandpa had a rifle that he.
Michael Turley
Took from a vehicle, but he phoned.
John Clay Wolf
It on a guitar when he got back from Saigon.
Gigi Drummond
Never.
John Clay Wolf
Now and then I think about him when I sit down to play swing a little.
Pre K
Sweet Cherry Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John clay wolf show.
John Clay Wolf
Guys. 70. He's 180 years old. He's still rocking out.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
And sounding good.
Gigi Drummond
Sounds really good.
John Clay Wolf
Really good. Joe. Exotic in prison.
Joe Exotic
What's up, amigos?
John Clay Wolf
Man, you're. You're stretching. I mean, every week, do you all just dream up what could get us attention this week? Now you're going to marry a gay guy in prison?
Joe Exotic
Yeah, I am. I have. We would file for the marriage license and everything.
John Clay Wolf
Why wouldn't you told us about this a month ago when you were in love.
Joe Exotic
Well, because I was. I wasn't sure that, you know, because, you know, they take a chance of them shipping one of us to a different prison. But we filed the paperwork that the prison requires through them. We wrote the letters to them. We did everything that we're supposed to be professional about it. And the captain really doesn't even have a problem with it. He just wants to make sure that the region, the director, will let us stay at the same prison. But he's only got six months. And I will be out of here by my pillow. So walk out of here at the same time.
John Clay Wolf
But what would have been wrong with just keeping your love quiet amongst y'all and not having to get married? Why do you. Why do you need to get married again?
Joe Exotic
Because it's going to help his asylum, and I want to keep him in America.
John Clay Wolf
You got your cute little Puerto Rican.
Joe Exotic
I don't.
John Clay Wolf
I don't.
Joe Exotic
I don't want to have to go to Mexico, but I will if I have to.
John Clay Wolf
South of the border. Got your little sweetheart from Mexico.
Joe Exotic
Yeah. And I'm standing here with a Spanish learning book in my hand. That's all I do all day long, is try and learn Spanish.
John Clay Wolf
Which one's butch and which one's fluff?
Joe Exotic
English. Huh?
John Clay Wolf
Which one's butch and which one's fluff?
Joe Exotic
Yeah, you know, me, not just the front side's gay.
John Clay Wolf
He says he does.
JD Ryan
He doesn't speak any English.
John Clay Wolf
Wait, so your new wife doesn't speak English?
Joe Exotic
None whatsoever.
Gigi Drummond
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
So it's just a physical thing.
Joe Exotic
That's what makes it so fun, though, because we don't argue.
Bobbo
This call is from a federal prison.
Joe Exotic
We don't argue or fight because we can't Understand each other, but now we get along. Amazing. It really is. It's amazing.
John Clay Wolf
Do you not even speak, like, broken job site Spanish?
Joe Exotic
Me?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Joe Exotic
Very little. Yeah. You know, I can. I do enough. Between what little bit of Spanish I know and the sign language week, he knows what I'm trying to say.
John Clay Wolf
Like, closing the dory.
Gigi Drummond
I don't think that's Spanish.
John Clay Wolf
Yo, amigo, me hungry. Yeah, you got burritos?
Joe Exotic
You got Doritos? Yeah. Yeah. You want. You want frijoles for lunch or you want something else?
JD Ryan
How do you say toss the salad?
Joe Exotic
I can't wait for y'all to meet him, though. When. When we have this party, you know, we gotta. We gotta figure this out. I gotta either keep him here or whatever, but.
John Clay Wolf
You gotta keep him here. Oh, oh, now I understand. You're trying to make him an American, right?
Joe Exotic
Right.
John Clay Wolf
What's he in for?
Joe Exotic
Being born in the wrong country. Being in America. Illegal.
John Clay Wolf
Why is he in prison?
Joe Exotic
That's what they do to you. How? The half of this prison is here for people that are illegal.
John Clay Wolf
Well, then where the hell do all the people go that come over every day? Because there's thousands of them. You hear this all the time.
Joe Exotic
You know, that's. That's. That's the confusing part about what. What the is going wrong with all of this, okay? You know, because they arrest and. Okay, like, he was riding around in a car with two other illegals. Okay, so what did they do? They charged all three of them with trafficking because they're riding around with illegals. So that's how the Fed keeps the prisons full. Okay? So the ones that are coming across, they get a free ticket to New York or wherever in a hotel and everything else, because they came in and across the border, where he came in and crossed the border and has been in America for three years.
John Clay Wolf
So was his mistake renting a car. Was his mistake renting a car and getting in the car with two other illegals? I mean, if he'd have been heel.
Joe Exotic
Toe and it had been fine, and the federal. Federal government checked him with charging with trafficking. Yeah, it's like. That's like my murder for hire charge. Okay? That Alan Glover lied and said that I gave him a cell phone, and that made it interstate commerce. So that made it federal, and that's how they got me in Federal Prison.
John Clay Wolf
J.D. you sent me something this week from Carole Baskin. Oh, yeah.
Satan
We reached out to Carole Baskin and asked her, would you be on the show with Joe? She replied, no. Oh, one word. One word. Literally one word, no.
Joe Exotic
All right, that's crazy.
Satan
I thought a big, long thing. The John Clay Wolf show, coast to coast, that we, you know, it'll be fun.
Joe Exotic
No, can I helped her out, huh? We could actually raise some money to save tigers in the wild.
John Clay Wolf
You've got a Mexican girlfriend in prison.
Satan
John, stuck on that.
John Clay Wolf
That's a man that's fixing to get out now. What are they going to do with him when they get him out? Do they take them straight to the border?
Joe Exotic
Yeah, they do. They deport him right away.
John Clay Wolf
So you're going to marry him now? Is Texas a legal gay state where they acknowledge gay marriage?
Joe Exotic
Okay, look, this is where the captain. I couldn't believe the captain of this place didn't understand either. It's legal nationwide because it's a federal law.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, but do all the states have to respect it?
Joe Exotic
They have to. Yeah. They can't. They can't deny it.
John Clay Wolf
So your whole next whole thing is about fighting over your lover that they're going to hold back and we're going to have a whole drama about this guy stuck in Mexico away from the love of his life?
Joe Exotic
Well, like I said, well, you know, if I win my pill and I get out of here and I can't keep him in America, I'll go. I'll go to Mexico because it's that good, huh?
Gigi Drummond
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
All right, Joe, with the hot.
Joe Exotic
With the hot sauce and everything.
John Clay Wolf
Thank you for calling in. Thank you for calling in. I can't wait. We are having your release party. Let's. Let's get on with it. I'm ready. I'm ready. We're gonna. We're gonna do the whole thing and bring it all out here to Walnut Springs at the Rattlesnake. And you are gonna touch America the first time out of the federal pin right here.
Joe Exotic
We'll do it.
John Clay Wolf
All right. See you, Joe. Thanks, Chat Chat.
JD Ryan
Having a lot of fun with different ways he can speak to his Spanish boyfriend.
John Clay Wolf
The chat room on our YouTube stream. You can get to the YouTube stream at jcwshow.com and join the chat room.
JD Ryan
South of the border is a really big one.
John Clay Wolf
How many people are on there right now?
JD Ryan
Almost 700, 661. So, yeah. Yeah, they're. They're having a lot of fun with Joe there. You. I didn't realize. You didn't think. You didn't know that he was getting married just for the green car?
John Clay Wolf
No, I had no idea. Yeah, I had no idea.
Bobbo
That's nice. That's really nice. Jelly roll gets A porn star, Joe Exotic, gets married and I. I still can't get a date.
John Clay Wolf
I kept trying to get my wife a green card and she didn't want one. She's like, I'm not sure if I'm staying.
Gigi Drummond
Wow.
Satan
I'm with her.
John Clay Wolf
No, she. She's actually doing the citizenship now thing. But you get it.
JD Ryan
She doesn't have it yet.
John Clay Wolf
No. When you get married, you get a life long, not a visa, permanent resident. And that's different than the citizen thing.
JD Ryan
So she can't vote.
John Clay Wolf
Right. She doesn't care. But now she kind of does. So I believe that she's going through it right now.
JD Ryan
Taylor Swift cares and she follows Taylor Swift.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, my God. Sorry.
JD Ryan
How did the Taylor Swift show go last week?
John Clay Wolf
Well, I did not go.
JD Ryan
Oh, man.
John Clay Wolf
Of course I didn't go. But I did drop her and her mother off at the Superdome in New Orleans right there next to it. We drove by and then. How much time do we have? We do not have enough time for this story. Oh, but. But I'll blast you through it.
JD Ryan
Just down tease it. We can do it up after the lightning round, which is coming up next.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. There's a big. So start calling in for the lightning round. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. With your cars. 800, 800 radio year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. So we went to Taylor Swift. It. I dropped. I dropped him off at the Taylor Swift show. And then we went to the French Quarter. The guys did for a couple hours and then we went down to the fishing camp.
Gigi Drummond
Awesome.
John Clay Wolf
But what happened in the French Quarter in just two hours is unbelievable. And do you have the video loaded for junior to play it?
JD Ryan
We can. Yes. So that we got some time since we get the lightning around here.
John Clay Wolf
So. Because the video tells a lot of the story and why I did not whip my phone out in video, this guy trying to assault me is beyond me.
JD Ryan
Oh, there's another tease.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. It happened so fast.
Satan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Coming up next, New Orleans. The stereotypes did not let us down at all. Perfect. I mean, Jesus Christ, you want to get into problems quick, go. A French Quarter. It was worse than the stereotypes.
Satan
Really?
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Satan
I got to know. And you'll tell us later.
John Clay Wolf
The Taylor Swift thing. I'm going to say 97. 3 on male to female percentages. Wow. You just saw thousands of people walking into this venue. And they're all females. There's a few gay guys. So if you pull the gay guys out, call it 95. Five females, 2% gay guys, 3% straight guys that got roped in.
Satan
Roped in.
John Clay Wolf
You could just see it on their face too. Like the dad with a. With boots and jeans and a cowboy hat. The chaperone.
Satan
Where's the beer?
John Clay Wolf
Oh, my lord almighty. That chick is the Beatles. She is the Beatles. Crying about? What are you crying about? Why are you crying? Why are people crying?
Michael Turley
Really?
John Clay Wolf
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Pre K
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John Clay Wolf
And this is where we bid cars for you guys on behalf of give me the vin.com. it says joker. Is that your real name? Yeah, that's what I go by. Like lieutenant joker from full metal jacket? No, more like The Batman Joker. Okay. 08 VW Jetta. It says it has 800 miles. Yeah, my, my wife had it and.
Michael Turley
She was using it as a work.
John Clay Wolf
Vehicle and for some reason the transmission.
Michael Turley
Or the clutch went out on it.
John Clay Wolf
And I was just trying to find.
Michael Turley
Out kind of what it's worth or is it even Worth anything if I did. We were going to just donate it to the veterans, but we won't. We weren't sure.
John Clay Wolf
We wanted to know kind of if we could get anything out of it or real quick, like, how far is your wife's commute from. From home to work? Maybe 10 minutes. And how long did she use it as a commuter car?
Michael Turley
I'd say for about a year.
John Clay Wolf
Well, how does it only have 800 miles on it then?
Michael Turley
Because it's like literally Henderson to Commerce City. It's just like down the street and back.
John Clay Wolf
I don't believe. I don't believe it's got 800 miles. That math doesn't work out. I mean, you know how long it takes to put 800 miles?
Michael Turley
It should be. It's.
John Clay Wolf
It's anywhere from 700 to maybe 900. Okay, so it's worth fixing if it's only got 800 real miles on it. But just do this loaded into. Give me the VIN comm. Let me take a look at it. Steve, you got a 15 Volvo S60 turbo four cylinder with 80,000 miles. Cars worth five grand if it's in good shape. Really? Yeah. Those damn things depreciate crazy. David in California. 16 Mercedes Benz E550. So it's the big V8 Cabral. 37,000 miles. Leather nav. What color is it?
Michael Turley
It's black.
John Clay Wolf
Is the top okay, or does it have any tears in it?
Michael Turley
Oh, no, the top looks brand new. Everything looks brand new. The interior exterior looks like a new.
John Clay Wolf
I'll give 24,000 for it. Javier in California. 90 Land Cruiser 220,000 miles. 1990. 1990. That's the box, right?
Michael Turley
It's the last of the FJ62. 62.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Michael Turley
Good one.
John Clay Wolf
You sound pretty excited about it. It's gonna be hard to get it bought from you. I can hear it in your voice.
Michael Turley
I'm a Land Cruiser guy.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, I am too. I am too. How am I supposed to make money from 35? How can I make a. Oh, yeah, I've got a 20, 21 heritage.
Michael Turley
I know you do. I'll trade you for your heritage.
John Clay Wolf
But I don't know how I can make any money from. From 35,000. Loaded it. We'll take a look, but it won't. I know. I can't give. I cannot make that car work from 35. I hear you.
Michael Turley
Yeah, that's a bitching car. Everything's been done on it.
John Clay Wolf
Loaded into GMTV cc, which is our classic and collector. It's all good. Don't Worry. Bitchin's clear. That's a good word. You're fine.
Gigi Drummond
Okay.
Michael Turley
Awesome.
John Clay Wolf
Awesome. All right in there.
Michael Turley
Check it out.
John Clay Wolf
Go. Sir, if you want to do a.
Michael Turley
Deal with the trade and I put.
John Clay Wolf
Money on yours, surf's up. I don't want to sell mine. I don't think I'm ever gonna sell it. I'll never sell it. I'll never sell it. I'm never selling the car. Come on. 800, 800. I had a wreck in it last week and I'm still not gonna sell it. 8008-0080-0723-4800, 800 radio. Be right back. I always check my kids candy for poisons and razor blades.
Michael Turley
Hold on, kids.
John Clay Wolf
You can't eat that yet. I gotta check in for poisons razor blades. They come down later on. Where's all our candy? And we live in a pretty bad neighborhood. I'll be honest with you.
Gigi Drummond
I swear.
John Clay Wolf
We're gonna move next year. I promise. They ruined everything. No, not everything. Everything. They didn't touch that box of raisins in there. But they tell you what, them butterfingers, they was riddled with poisons in there.
Pre K
Four dudes and GG.
John Clay Wolf
The John Clay Wolf Show.
Pre K
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John Clay Wolf
Gigi, I've got to tell this story about New Orleans last weekend, but after that, I think it'd be fun to do a quick Hammer poll on who you're gonna vote for. Like have people call in and we'll just.
Bobbo
Oh, I thought you meant like MC Hammer.
John Clay Wolf
Nope, like just do fast. Like Gigi in California, who you voted for. And you call it up and I just keep score and we'll just do a poll.
Bobbo
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
And I think we should do one now while we're on across the country and there's a lot of southern states on. And then we should do it again in that last hour when we're just on the west coast and compare and compare the results.
Bobbo
Mm.
JD Ryan
I mean, everybody's doing betting polls and stuff like that. Why can't the John Clay Wolf show have official poll?
Bobbo
That's right. I like it.
John Clay Wolf
We're gonna do that in a minute. Right now I would like to tell my story about Taylor Swift.
JD Ryan
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
So we go to New Orleans. My wife and my mother in law are all dressed up in sequins and makeup and sparkles on their face. And she has Eris tour on her glasses that she got from my son's girlfriend when she went. I mean they're done up and they've got all these beads on their bracelets. Bracelets? Oh yeah, because they're all doing this swap top thing.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
And they had a hundred or fifty or two hundred of them. It was a lot. Oh, there they are. Yeah, they're all, they're all done up. It's on the video chat right now. What's up with the, with the bracelets?
Satan
Bracelets?
John Clay Wolf
It's just, it's a, it's a freedom thing, it's a friendship thing.
Gigi Drummond
Swifty thing.
Satan
Yeah, that's why I don't get it.
John Clay Wolf
And they're all sequined up. I mean it looks like I had strippers in, in the plane because there's sequins everywhere.
JD Ryan
Just said that.
John Clay Wolf
Hey dj, have strippers in your. Looks like it. Anyway, so we land, we get the rental car, we drop, there's, there's four guys and two gals and we drop the gals off at the concert.
JD Ryan
You're not going?
John Clay Wolf
Of course I'm not going. What kind of. Hell no, I'm not going. And then once I saw the crowd, I'm like, thank God I'm not going. Yeah, no, I did not have any business going.
JD Ryan
What was the crowd like?
John Clay Wolf
It was just. Just like what you just saw the pictures of my wife and my mother in law.
JD Ryan
Just nothing but chicks.
John Clay Wolf
Nothing but chicks. A lot of young, just girls. They were old for there.
JD Ryan
Oh really?
Satan
Yeah, 12, 13 year old girls.
John Clay Wolf
I mean just, just, just by the sardine cans. Just dump them out. Just dump them out on the countertop. Cases of them. Huh?
JD Ryan
Were they screeching going in?
John Clay Wolf
And then the dragon queens and in, in the like little boys that are a little overweight with sequin shorts on and pink tops. Yeah, show exactly.
JD Ryan
People watching. That's what I imagine. That would have been fun.
John Clay Wolf
So we left there and we're going fishing in Venice, Louisiana. And I didn't realize how far that was from New Orleans. That's an hour and 45 from New Orleans. Wow. Right? So we're like, hey, while we're here, let's go to the Quarter, we'll get something to eat and you guys can see the French Quarter. And we go down there and in the rental car and find a place to park. Actually we're trying to park a place that got bumped into or maybe I bumped into somebody. So there was a light little. I just heard a little piece of plastic crack And I stopped. So we drove to a parking lot and parked, trying to figure out how to pay for the parking. So we get. Anyway, this guy's walking around and he. He has on shorts and a belt, and he looks kind of normal. He's eating a bag of Doritos and he's drinking a. You know, he just went to store and bought a big drink.
Satan
Sure.
John Clay Wolf
And I'm like, hey, homeboy, where's your shoes?
Satan
So you started it.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
JD Ryan
All right.
Satan
I don't think I said, homeboy, you started the communication.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, man, where's your shoes?
Satan
Hey, man, where's your shoes?
JD Ryan
You're feeling a little froggy because he.
John Clay Wolf
Didn'T look like a guy that would be walking around with no shoes on. Like, that's a good way to get tetanus.
JD Ryan
Oh, you were trying to be nice.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, I was just BSing with him. I wasn't picking on him. I was just talking. Cuz he was just sitting there eating chips. He looked. He didn't look like a homeless bum.
Satan
He was just trying to have fun.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
Gigi Drummond
But like, why don't you shoot, man, L.A. yeah.
John Clay Wolf
So he says somebody stole him off of him while he was sleeping. Like, all right. So we talked for a minute. Hey. And I made the vital error of communicating. And then he asked me for some money, and I said, no. Oh, no. And here we go.
Satan
Here we go.
John Clay Wolf
So before this was over, he has his leather belt off with his big brass buckle on it, and he's swinging it at me like numb chucks.
Satan
Oh, my God, dude.
Gigi Drummond
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
And he br. He's gonna Bruce Le me talking all kinds of smack. I'm like, boy, I'm fix. I didn't say boy. I said, buddy, yeah. I am gonna take that belt in a minute. I'm gonna wrap it around your neck.
Satan
Oh, Jesus.
John Clay Wolf
You better stop.
JD Ryan
Now you're with three other guys.
John Clay Wolf
Yep. And they were just sitting there like, what in the hell? How did we go from trying to find a place to pay for the parking to John getting this guy sitting there swinging a weapon at him? And they just stood back and like, I wonder how he's gonna get out of this. This guy weighed 90 pounds. Okay, maybe a buck 10. And he. And he's just talking all kinds of crap. I'm like, dude, something. I'm going to get arrested. I'm going to wind up getting arrested.
Satan
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
So I just said, when you swing that belt at me. And he was getting close. I mean, he was serious. He had fire. Hell, yeah. He's crazy. Had fire in his eyes. He wanted to kill me. What did you say?
Satan
There's something that you said.
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no. I said, where? No, what I said is, I'm not giving you any money. But I didn't cuss him. I didn't. I didn't. Off. I just said, no, we're not doing that.
Satan
Okay?
John Clay Wolf
Hey, man, can I have a 10 or a 5 or something? No, we're not doing that. That's what I said.
Satan
All right?
JD Ryan
And that's when he got mad, right?
John Clay Wolf
He started mouthing, and I mouthed back a little bit, but just like, shut up. And then he's just like, I'm gonna whip your white ass. And he's whipping this belt at me, and he's. And I'm just like, stop, stop. Don't make me hurt you. Just please stop. This is ridiculous.
Gigi Drummond
Stop it.
John Clay Wolf
And he wouldn't stop it. Oh, he started throwing his chips at me. He's picking a chip out of his bag and throwing it at me. I said, you're not poor. You'll be throwing your food at me, right? And then he had this big drink, and I took the drink and I threw it at.
JD Ryan
Oh, John.
John Clay Wolf
And then he spit on me. Spit at me with Doritos.
Gigi Drummond
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
Why would you do this Mouthful?
JD Ryan
Doritos.
John Clay Wolf
He's this guy sitting here on the bench. There's, laughing. Laughing because he was so. Am I. Am I missing any part of this, or am I hitting it? Just. Yeah, he was there. So we're like, okay, we're gonna leave now. We're gonna walk in. You. You scram. Go ahead, scram.
Satan
Yeah, I bet that worked out.
John Clay Wolf
Randy the Chipmunk. And so when we came back two hours later, of course, this is what our car looked like. And guys, on the video chat, you will see it.
JD Ryan
JCW Show.com.
John Clay Wolf
There'S our car.
JD Ryan
Oh, wow, A bag of Doritos.
John Clay Wolf
What do you know? He covered our car in trash.
Satan
And that's the window.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, he.
Satan
That's a windshield wiper. Oh, he actually no longer connected.
John Clay Wolf
We got the windshield wiper reconnected. He pulled the mirror off. We got the mirror reconnected. Thank God Mark was with us. He's very handy. You see drinks thrown all over the side. We got it all fixed, and we took the trash off of it, and I took it through the car wash, and everything's fine.
JD Ryan
Oh, John. First of all, you don't get in a fight with a bum right by.
John Clay Wolf
Where you park and then leave your car. But we'd come a Long way we had to go. And it's hard to get parking down there on a Friday night.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, it's one of the really good reasons to leave people the hell alone.
JD Ryan
Sometimes I have found personally in the French Quarter.
Satan
I mean, come on, what if you just not.
John Clay Wolf
And then we drove to Venice and that is a long two lane highway, an hour and 45 minutes long. And when it gets to the end of the state, there's water on both sides. Like literally you're walking, you're on a sidewalk with, with bayou on either side right up to the road and there was a turn that was not marked. And it was one of those moments like a movie where everybody's screaming. I was asleep, wake up, like screaming, and we're going into the ocean. But Lars said saved it and we did not die. And that was my. And we caught a bunch of tuna the next day.
Gigi Drummond
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
And those are hard to fight. Anybody who says they reel in like a tuna by themselves, a big one, they're lying. How much?
JD Ryan
30 minutes.
John Clay Wolf
Well, it just matters what size you get a hold of. We did get a hold of about a 180 and wow, it took three guys to get them in. And then when he got up to the boat and he saw us, he went under the boat and snapped the line. Oh, we missed that one.
Gigi Drummond
So that's what they get up to. Because I've never, I've never been.
John Clay Wolf
I think the state record records 2, 260.
Gigi Drummond
Wow, that's a lot of dude.
John Clay Wolf
They fight. Tuna swim like 40 miles an hour. They fight like a fish you've never done before. And sharks, by the time you get them up to the boat, half the time the sharks have eaten them before they get to you. Yeah, it's a, it was a trip. The fishing down there is really good. Okay, when we call, I want you guys to call in right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7 2 during the break. And we're going to poll you. Who are you going to vote for on Tuesday? Trump or Kamala? Trump or column? And I want to, I want to take, you know, 20 calls real fast and keep a poll and see what the percentage is. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars, the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin dot com.
Pre K
Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free.
Gigi Drummond
Let's take them back.
Pre K
800-800-Rode. The John Clay Wolf show coming up.
John Clay Wolf
Over. Gigi, we're gonna take this quick vote. We've got the board. Okay, the board's full right now. Nate in Los Angeles, you there?
Michael Turley
Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
John Clay Wolf
Who are you voting for?
Michael Turley
Trump, of course.
John Clay Wolf
But you're in Los Angeles and you're from California, and you're supposed to be a crazy, flaming liberal. What's wrong with you?
Michael Turley
Well, that's the problem. Where this state is a liberal state, it needs to be a red state.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, there's Nate in California, so there's one for Trump. All right, we're taking a poll not supposed to ask people. Heather voted. Valerie in Las Vegas. Good morning. Who's your. Who's your candidate?
Michael Turley
Trump all the way, baby. We're gonna flip the state.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Ron and Fort Worth. Who's your candidate?
Michael Turley
Yeah, Ron and Fort Worth.
John Clay Wolf
Yep.
Michael Turley
Because I thought they were talking about.
John Clay Wolf
The who voted for Trump or Kamala. Yeah.
Michael Turley
What I like to say is, in Texas, they really don't matter.
John Clay Wolf
I think the big boat here is.
Gigi Drummond
Between Colin already and if we're going.
Michael Turley
To spend Ted away on a Carnival.
Gigi Drummond
Cruise line to Cancun.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, thank you. Karen in Orlando.
Michael Turley
Hi. I'm voting for Trump 1,000%.
John Clay Wolf
1,000%. We're covering the coast, right. Mean the country pretty well. Been in Houston. Who you vote for Tuesday?
Michael Turley
Yeah, I'm voting for Trump, baby.
John Clay Wolf
There you go. Jim and Beaumont, who are you voting for?
Michael Turley
Trump.
John Clay Wolf
All right. Joe in Arizona, who you voting for?
Michael Turley
Well, I just moved here from north of Seattle, Washington, because of the liberal show it was. But now I'm down here in Tucson, Arizona, and I'm voting for the TR Ump.
John Clay Wolf
Joel in Georgia, who you voting for?
Michael Turley
Trump.
John Clay Wolf
Los Angeles. I don't know who this is. Who are you voting for?
Michael Turley
This is Erica.
John Clay Wolf
I'm in the group chat.
Michael Turley
Hello, Group chat with Pack.
John Clay Wolf
Well, I'm going for Trump because they're gonna in 2035 in California, they're planning.
Bobbo
On banning the new cell gasoline power vehicles.
John Clay Wolf
And if he gets in office, which I believe he will, he's gonna end that mandate. Okay, so so far, Tony in Texas. Yeah. So far, it's just 100% Trump. Tony in Texas, who you voted for?
Michael Turley
Yeah. Kamala Harris.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, okay. There's one for Kamala. I'm really two.
JD Ryan
Because there's another guy in Texas. He was going to say it, but he didn't.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, was he? Okay. What city do you live in, Tony?
Michael Turley
El Paso.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, cool. Janice in Oklahoma, who are you voting for?
Michael Turley
Kamala Harris.
JD Ryan
Three.
John Clay Wolf
There's three.
JD Ryan
It's 10. It's nine to three so far.
John Clay Wolf
Is this a popular opinion where you live or is it unpopular? Popular opinion, Janice.
Michael Turley
I think it's kind of split, but I'm hoping we get through because Trump is just as far as a person, individual. He's not for the people.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Queen in Nashville. Good morning. You're on the air.
Michael Turley
Hey, hey, hey. I just got drafted in Kamala's Kabbalah La la Land war, so we made it a holy war over holy water. We recruited every son and daughter.
John Clay Wolf
I'm anti government.
Michael Turley
John Clay Wolf.
John Clay Wolf
Okay, so are you gonna vote? No. Wow.
JD Ryan
No vote yes.
John Clay Wolf
There you go. Cody in Memphis, Donald.
Michael Turley
John. Trump.
John Clay Wolf
Greg in Cincinnati.
Michael Turley
Straight Republican ticket.
John Clay Wolf
Alex Jackson. Red all the way. Anthony in Texas.
Michael Turley
Trump all the way, John.
John Clay Wolf
And where do you live, John?
Michael Turley
Seven points, Texas.
John Clay Wolf
And Donald Trump. Robert in Dallas, Kamala Harris. Okay, so what. Why you're supposed to stop down.
JD Ryan
You're supposed to.
John Clay Wolf
Well, I'm not, I'm not allowed to ask. I'm not, I'm not allowed to ask them their. Their points of view. I'm not here to argue. I just. I'm interested.
Michael Turley
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
Because Trump is fighting against women's rights. Okay.
Michael Turley
And I have daughters. So when it, when it comes to.
John Clay Wolf
Rights, that trumps business and money and stuff like that. Because once we run out of business and money, all you have left is your right. Robert doesn't want to be a young grandpa.
Michael Turley
Oh, hell.
John Clay Wolf
You know, I think if it is crazy close and Harris wins that one point on abortion is what's going to cost him.
Gigi Drummond
It could be.
John Clay Wolf
He's not the first person I've heard this from. Yeah, he there. He doesn't need to take a stand on that. You mean that was in general should. That's really, that's really one that I'm like, mark my word, if he loses, that's what's going to get him.
JD Ryan
So far, the poll is 15 to 4, Trump.
John Clay Wolf
All right, Joe in Pittsburgh.
Michael Turley
Trump.
John Clay Wolf
Russell in California, Paris. Why?
Michael Turley
Because I don't. I don't want somebody running this country. $6 trillion in debt a year.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. And you don't think the other side does that? Just as pre case in there arguing with somebody so loud. Nothing like politics to get people rolling. Like our call screeners yelling at somebody. It's coming through the wall.
Gigi Drummond
Wow.
John Clay Wolf
So he's definitely fighting with someone. I think. Pre K. Put that guy on hold. He sounds like a pistol. We need to put him on the air. Put number five on hold.
JD Ryan
You right in there, Pre K. Pre.
John Clay Wolf
K. We put number Five on hold for me. I want to deal with it. He's gone. Dean in Vegas.
Michael Turley
Yeah. Voting for Kamala.
John Clay Wolf
Why?
Michael Turley
Because Trump would go ahead and take away trying to get rid of Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid. He's not for the poor. Any program has to do with the poor. He wants to get rid of and unfortunately unstable. Then he wants to, you know, make it very hard for people who are disabled and poor. We need the money.
John Clay Wolf
Thank you, Clay in Alabama. I see Harris here. So obviously that's the minority opinion on this crowd. On this crowd, which we would expect. But what in. You're in Alabama, so that's not the most popular point of view in your neighborhood, I'm going to guess. What are your points of interest?
Michael Turley
I just don't trust Trump because of all the laws he's done. He discredited himself and he acts like a child now you calling him stuff. Okay, you want somebody that's more adult, like not childlike in the office to run this country.
John Clay Wolf
Fair enough. You're not hearing me. Argue the other side about arguing.
JD Ryan
Just let them speak one.
John Clay Wolf
Let them speak Austin. I'm gonna guess your. Harris, are you there?
Michael Turley
Oh, no, this is George. I'm in, actually. In Bernie. I have a area code. But Trump. And then for the guy in Fort Worth that's voting for Colin already. You can eat one.
John Clay Wolf
From Bernie, Texas. What is one? What do you eat? What is the one? No, no, no, I'm Huntington Beach, California. Ukraine. Real quick. You're the last one.
Michael Turley
Yes, I'm voting for Harris because Trump was the Antichrist.
John Clay Wolf
The Antichrist. Antichrist.
JD Ryan
All right, so the final poll, you did it for 10 minutes straight.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
JD Ryan
17 votes for Trump, eight for Harris, and one that said is not voting.
John Clay Wolf
She was a little bit crazy. She's crazy too.
JD Ryan
That's why.
John Clay Wolf
And this is a Trumpy kind of crowd, for sure, with the material that we put out there and our bad humor. So that tell one more time what?
JD Ryan
Percentine for Trump, eight for Harris and one abstain.
John Clay Wolf
I'm gonna say it's gonna be closer than I thought. Then from.
JD Ryan
Okay, from your own poll.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
JD Ryan
Taking the pulse of the country.
John Clay Wolf
Yes.
JD Ryan
All right.
John Clay Wolf
Because I know my audience and with our bad humor in the way that we deliver our material and what we're about and yeehaw. And all that stuff. So we obviously have a baked in Trump crowd.
Gigi Drummond
Maybe.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, maybe. What are you blind?
Gigi Drummond
I mean, I hate to assume. I hate to assume. I like to think we're growing with.
John Clay Wolf
And everybody and if we. No I think we probably piss off a lot of Harris voters with the things we say.
Gigi Drummond
You may be right.
JD Ryan
Trying to.
John Clay Wolf
It's not trying to. It's just. It's just. I mean, Gigi, do you hear where I'm coming from?
Bobbo
Oh, I hear you, and I'm sure you do. Without even trying.
John Clay Wolf
So I'm gonna bet that this is more. This is going to be a closer run than what I was figuring it will be. So the point of this poll is you better go vote. Don't think either side's got it down. Because they don't. Alicia, real quick, your last one. What's your point?
Michael Turley
My point was no vote for either side.
John Clay Wolf
There you go. Okay, we'll be right back in after this song. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars Radio for America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheVin.com sell us your car. Kind of got looks just like that AC DC song. Come on, baby, shake me all night long All I wanna do Instead of early in the morning.
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John Clay Wolf
So, Turtle, you keep bugging me about this comedy thing. You said one of our buyers at Give Me the Vin was on the show Kill Tony.
JD Ryan
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
What is that?
JD Ryan
Kill Tony is a very, very popular podcast. Over 2 million viewers each time that he does it.
Gigi Drummond
Oh, really?
JD Ryan
Oh, yeah. It's huge. And he's a comedian.
John Clay Wolf
You may.
JD Ryan
Who is the comedian? Is that. Does the show Kill Tony is Tony Cliff Hinchcliffe. That's what I was trying to pronounce his name. And you may know him because of this past week. What he was at the Trump rally.
John Clay Wolf
And it was the wrong decision to make for a rally to have Tony.
JD Ryan
Hinchcliffe, who is a completely wrong. He's an insult con. That's what he does.
John Clay Wolf
It was terrible decision. Whoever. Whoever picked this did worse jobs in the PDs when they clear our show.
Gigi Drummond
On their station for a campaign rally. That's not really how you do it.
JD Ryan
He was funny, though. I thought it was. I enjoyed, but I enjoyed.
John Clay Wolf
Did you see the old guys in the crowd?
JD Ryan
They did not like. No. No, they did not like.
John Clay Wolf
No. Okay. So anyway, let you take this. I don't know what we're doing.
JD Ryan
Yes. So. So Tony is, you know, does it podcast Kill Tony and he has comedians or people that want to be comedians come on his podcast. They get 60 seconds to do stand up.
Satan
It's like a one minute open.
JD Ryan
One minute open. And it's him with four, three other comedians. It's a panel. It's a very popular show. It's great, John. I think you would enjoy it all inside. You know what, John? Maybe, maybe, maybe so.
John Clay Wolf
Just don't cuss.
JD Ryan
I get word that, hey, did you know one of your buyers from GMTV was on his show? I was like, what? One of our buyers was on the. No way. And sure enough, somebody sends me the video because I didn't happen to watch this past week's episode, which was in Las Vegas.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
JD Ryan
And Keaton, who works for Gimme the Venom in Las Vegas. Las Vegas showed up, shows up on. On the show. We're gonna have Keenan for a second, but I want to play this audio. So Keaton's on there. He gets 60 seconds. And this is his 60 seconds that he does on Kill Tony.
John Clay Wolf
They only gave me, like 60 seconds up here.
JD Ryan
But don't worry, because 60 seconds is a long time.
John Clay Wolf
I feel like I've said that before, but 60 seconds is a long time.
JD Ryan
Does anybody else here jack prematurely?
John Clay Wolf
Ladies, you can laugh. I quick. But I don't have any shame about.
JD Ryan
It because after another 60 seconds, I'm.
John Clay Wolf
Ready for round two. I'm not here to brag. That's not what this is. But one time, I had sex three times in the span of 45 minutes. I just wish someone else was there to see it.
JD Ryan
And that's his 60 seconds. Seriously? So he does that and then they walk over. Part of Kill Tony's bit is they walk over and they start interviewing him. Right? And that's the part I was like, okay, I got to see. Yeah, what he does with this.
John Clay Wolf
Because they'll roast.
Satan
Because they're mean. Yeah, they're really mean.
JD Ryan
So here's the. Here's the questions they ask him real quick.
Michael Turley
Welcome.
Bobbo
How long you been doing stand up?
John Clay Wolf
Just over two years. How old are you? 24. What do you do for work? I buy cars on the Internet. Where do you live? I live out here. Born and raised. And you buy cars off the Internet and then obviously you resell them. The company I work for, like, auctions them off. I signed an NDA, so I shouldn't be talking about it in front of five. It's okay, dude. How many tonkas do you have?
JD Ryan
That's Harlan Williams. He's funny comedian. He was on there. So they, you know, this is what they do. They go the back and forth. He doesn't announce anything about.
John Clay Wolf
Gimme the vin. I know where is exactly. What are you doing? You had 22 million people on watching you and you didn't plug.
Michael Turley
My bad.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. I don't know if you guys wanted to be associated with Keaton shoots. Well, I mean, we, You're. You work for us, so. I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. We would have taken that free, free pub.
JD Ryan
That's the point where I'm like, okay, well, I. I gotta call Keaton up and find out, like, why didn't you plug us? Right. The first thing you ask me, Keaton, is am I getting fired? Why did you think you would get fired?
John Clay Wolf
Because it is kind of racy. You had to blur two of those words on the radio. Yeah. The question is, is Turley getting fired? He needs the vet better. I mean, here's the deal with the edgy material. I like to do it myself so that I can control it and argue it with the people if I overstepped the line. Because when we were going through our greatest hits of everything, we've gotten in trouble for most of it was other people that took it too far. And I always wind up with my ass in the hot seat. And I don't think Keaton wants to get my ass in the hot seat.
Gigi Drummond
You gotta answer.
John Clay Wolf
Absolutely not. Turley obviously has no problem with it.
JD Ryan
It was a. I think it's a big, big deal that somebody gets an opportunity on a show like Kill Tony, which has 2 million viewers every week, and then doesn't say anything about the company.
John Clay Wolf
I agree. Keaton, you need to go. Is there round two of this? Did you get voted back? They do it out in Austin. If I could work out of that office, I can keep go back and try to sign up again. Hey, why don't you and I get together if you get elected and we'll write a 67 second bit on making fun of people that are trying to sell their cars.
Michael Turley
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
And it doesn't have to be so sexual and so racy.
JD Ryan
That's the one thing you did. Kind of take the low hanging fruit. You have some creative right stuff. If you go to his. What's your shoot? What is it at? Keaton shoots YouTube. He does have some stuff that was kind of low hanging fruit.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, and Keaton, when I opened for Corolla on a live stage in front of 500 people, I went there. I started off good and then I went blue and started cussing. But it wasn't hard. Hardcore cussing. But I mean, it was hardcore cussing. But it wasn't hardcore content at all. It was like, content with a f you pay me. F you pay me, like from Goodfellas, is when I really started cussing. Right. And. And I did it enough that I could read the room and I was making them uncomfortable. They laughed, but. But. But there was plenty of people that I was pushing the wrong button. Kind of like kill Tony dude did in the election thing the other day. So, anyway, a little advice, and flying back to LA that night with Corolla, I asked him about that and he said comics always do that. They revert to being real edgy and real blue, as you call it, or as it's called. And it's harder to be funny and be clean. Absolutely. And when you're new at it, like you or I are, then we go hardcore in the dirt real quick. And that's not as you're not gonna win. You know, Jerry Longmire taught me that too. He does his whole set without cussing. I mean, it's impossible. How the hell can you do that? There's some guys who are really good at it. Brian Regan's a guy who's really good at it. And then Nate Vargasi, I was talking to Corolla, he went to Utah and he had to do a set in Utah for a bunch of Mormons. And he had to do the whole thing without a cuss word. He said, this is the hardest. Wise guys. I forgot. But he said this was the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. It was just a month ago.
Michael Turley
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
But anyway, thank you, and next time, get the plug in. Good job. Congratulations. Your dry pan delivery is funny. Thank you. I appreciate you guys having me on. Shouts out to Volvo.
Gigi Drummond
Bang, bang, baby.
John Clay Wolf
Have fun in Vegas today. Take care of on Sahara Drive and don't get into any hookers. Gotcha. All right. Watch out for the hookers and watch out for the homeless people with belts.
JD Ryan
I don't know if you heard that. That's a call back there.
John Clay Wolf
8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Gigi, who's your favorite comic?
Bobbo
Or a couple of them, I would say. I like Kevin Hart. I liked Eddie Murphy's Raw. I like Richard Pryor. Oh, what is that guy's name? I like Dane Cook. He's funny.
John Clay Wolf
Got your white one in there. Finally.
Bobbo
He's the token white guy.
John Clay Wolf
I think that, you know, obviously Chappelle's great, but he's not as good. He used to be. But I if from what I've seen in Watching the past, I don't know, let's say over the past 30 years. Body of work. I'm gonna go Chris Rock, he's certainly consistent.
Gigi Drummond
Yeah, he's very consistently funny, consistently edgy.
Satan
Matt Rife. Have you seen.
John Clay Wolf
No. Okay, car. Car segments up next. Call in now. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Call in with your rig and I'll bid it. I'm gonna do a two minute quick bid thing for a couple of cars. Call in now during this music break. Oh, and also go to jcwshow.com right now. Click through to the YouTube and we'll play the stuff that I asked Harley not to play on the air and you guys can hear it on the live stream. Be right back.
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Now back to the John Cross Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the VIN dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.
John Clay Wolf
And this is where we bid the cars real quick for. Give me the vin.com Steve in San Antonio. 2020 tradesman. Is it gas or diesel? It's gas. So it's a half ton.
Michael Turley
Yes sir.
John Clay Wolf
And is it two or four wheel drive? Two wheel drive. Long. Better. Short. Short. Okay. And crew cab.
Michael Turley
Yes sir.
John Clay Wolf
So there's a crew cab with a big back door and there's quad cab with small back door. So it's a crew cab, the quad cab, small back door. Okay. Short miles. 10,000 miles. Right. Or 15. 14,385. This 22 grand buy like 25. All right. So go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up next, Leo E. 38 BMW. So it's a 750 il. It's a 2000 model, old body style.
Michael Turley
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
I think that was 96. I'm good. I think that was 96. 97, 98, 99. I think that went through 20. 21. It's the 2000 model. Yeah. It says Tupac silver.
Michael Turley
It's.
John Clay Wolf
No, it's titanium silver with black leather, Chrome package. 80,000 miles. But it is. Yes, it does. It is a. It is a Tupac card.
Michael Turley
Exactly right.
Gigi Drummond
But it's.
Michael Turley
But in silver.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. So what. How you been doing? I miss you so much here in Fort Worth. I just want to know how you been doing. I have never been better. I am so happy. Thank you for checking in on me, Johnny. Yes.
Bobbo
You know, I'm from.
John Clay Wolf
I'm from primary school. Okay. So we know some of the Same crew. What year did you graduate?
Michael Turley
84.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. You're a little older than me, Grandpa. Hey, hey. I'm in the middle. Hey, hey. I love the catching up, but we're in the middle of the lightning round.
JD Ryan
We gotta go here.
Michael Turley
I got a three car package, Johnny.
John Clay Wolf
You want to hear it? Yes, actually. Do this. Load it into givemethevin.com. load this first and then we'll get all three and put in the notes. I've got.
JD Ryan
All right.
John Clay Wolf
All right, Johnny. Johnny's got to keep rolling. Corey. I'll give six. Six grand on your 2015 Scion. Maybe 6,500. 6,500. Is it automatic or stick?
Michael Turley
It's automatic.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Load it into. Give me the VIN.com. leo. Go to. Give me the VIN.com. i'm sorry, I couldn't. Here's a 55,000 mile, 2,000 model vet. So that's a C5. 55,000 miles. Is it nice, Josh?
Michael Turley
Yeah, it's mint.
John Clay Wolf
This 15 grand. Does 12,5 buy it?
Michael Turley
12,5. No, I like more than that.
John Clay Wolf
You trying to break me?
Michael Turley
No, I paid 14 for it.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, When? During COVID When the prices were high. How long have you had it?
Michael Turley
I've had it for a couple months. I just don't drive it.
John Clay Wolf
I'll give you 13 for it. When's the last time you got to drive a car like that for free? Go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Be right back. The Jor no announced they are bringing.
Bobbo
Back their frozen Thanksgiving pizza for the holidays.
John Clay Wolf
The pizzas are topped with turkey, gravy.
Bobbo
Green beans and the number for the National Suicide Hotline.
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John Clay Wolf
JD Yes? What is a pan drum?
Satan
Where did this come from? A pan drum. It's a big drum that's about two feet across. And there's. I watch this video. It's very calming of the guy. He sits out in the woods and he goes boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
Gigi Drummond
Steel drum.
Satan
It's like a steel drum except it's a pan drum. So it's. Instead of being concave, it's round.
John Clay Wolf
Huh.
Gigi Drummond
Awesome.
John Clay Wolf
Is this your new hobby?
Satan
Thinking about it. Think about it. Don't. Don't have one yet. They're a little expensive. They're like 250.
John Clay Wolf
Brad told me that you were playing the pan drum. All the time.
Satan
I do. I play it all the time.
John Clay Wolf
Well, how do you play it if you don't have one?
Satan
I watch it on YouTube. The guy gets millions of views. All he does is sit in the woods and play this thing and he gets millions of views. It drives me crazy.
John Clay Wolf
Because you're not playing it. You just.
Satan
I'm watching because I don't own one yet.
JD Ryan
This is what it. This is what we hear.
Satan
But my birthday's coming up.
John Clay Wolf
But you just inherited a bunch of money.
Bobbo
Yeah. You can afford it. You're wealthy.
John Clay Wolf
Tiger Wood's mother is here to explain the pandrum. Is it a. Was it an Oriental thing?
Gigi Drummond
Oh, you look at me. What does my Sarah Walrus rook ride?
John Clay Wolf
Wallace. Does he look like a rich. So JD's thing? JD, how much is a pan drum?
Satan
It's about 250 bucks. I know I have a lot of money, but you don't go spending it on crazy stuff.
John Clay Wolf
But 250 bucks is not crazy.
Satan
It's not crazy, but it's really reasonable.
John Clay Wolf
That's very. This is terrible excuses you're making.
Satan
It's very reasonable. Except. Okay, so Now I spend 250 bucks and that sits around the house and I put it in the garage and end up giving it away or throwing it away, and then I'm mad at myself.
John Clay Wolf
You could bring it out here and sit in the woods. That's a great idea.
Satan
Make videos.
John Clay Wolf
Wait a minute.
Satan
While you guys are doing this radio show, I could be doing a pan drum show.
Gigi Drummond
JD Lyon plays steel drum for the tree.
Satan
Thanks, Brad. Thanks for throwing me under the bus. Under the Pandrum bus.
Gigi Drummond
Look at you.
Satan
God, that's funny. He says he likes it. It's very calm.
JD Ryan
He needs to be calm sometimes.
Gigi Drummond
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
Go to the John Clay Wolf Chauffeur Facebook page and post your trophies from this morning. Today's opening season day.
JD Ryan
People are listening in deer leases right now.
Satan
They are.
John Clay Wolf
There's no question.
JD Ryan
And they're wanting to make a bet, too, John.
John Clay Wolf
About what?
JD Ryan
Football bets. Because we're so.
John Clay Wolf
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Football. Football.
JD Ryan
All right, so we pushed last week, John. So I'm up. I have 20 wins versus 19 losses. You're 19 and 20. I'm up $25.
John Clay Wolf
Annoying. Yes. Somebody just hurt somebody. Please.
JD Ryan
All right.
John Clay Wolf
We like watching a soccer game. Nobody scores.
JD Ryan
Speaking of. Not about scoring. Typical four games this week, not a lot of great football. Number four, Ohio State versus number three, Penn State. A game is going on Right now. Don't know the score.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
JD Ryan
Penn State or Ohio State is favored by three. John, where it is at Penn State. It's at Beaver Stadium.
John Clay Wolf
I'm going for the Beaver.
JD Ryan
You're going for the Beaver. All right.
John Clay Wolf
And I get three, right?
JD Ryan
Yes. I think Ohio State has better skilled players positions. So I'm gonna go ahead and let you take that one.
John Clay Wolf
Okay.
JD Ryan
All right.
John Clay Wolf
The big. Now we can look at the score when we're done, but go ahead.
JD Ryan
The big game tonight. Number 18 Pittsburgh versus number 20, SMU.
John Clay Wolf
This is for. This actually is a big.
JD Ryan
It is a big game. It's the only other game that's two has two range teams in the college football right now.
John Clay Wolf
So. So if SMU beats Pitt tonight, we should win out the rest of our schedule.
JD Ryan
Yeah. Yeah, you should win it out. Cut. You got some Cal. You got. Yeah, there's some push ups.
John Clay Wolf
We're gonna win there. We are looking.
JD Ryan
All right, John. I know where John's going in this bet.
John Clay Wolf
And then so in the ACC you got Miami and you've got Clemson and they will they play each other in the conference championship?
JD Ryan
I don't. I have to look at the comment. The conference is broken down. I believe they're in the same side, Miami and Clemson. So they'll have to knock one each other out.
John Clay Wolf
Okay. Then SMU will play one of them.
JD Ryan
That's a possibility.
Michael Turley
Yeah.
John Clay Wolf
I do not want to. I do not want to play Miami in the conference championship.
JD Ryan
Yeah. Talk about better skill players.
John Clay Wolf
Talk about getting beat down now semu.
JD Ryan
Hey, they've done really good. I do want. It does make me wonder, does SMU care about grades anymore?
John Clay Wolf
No.
JD Ryan
Okay. I was just wondering about that.
John Clay Wolf
They didn't care about grades when I played there.
JD Ryan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Because we were talking about that the other day because my kid got into Exeter in Great Britain. I was like, you know, I didn't get into ut. And he's like, how did you get into smu? I'm like, football. Yeah, that's how I got it.
JD Ryan
And nil. And that's what SMU's.
John Clay Wolf
They've.
JD Ryan
They've sold out and it's fine and they're doing really good. So they're favored by seven and a half tonight against Pittsburgh. It's at smu.
John Clay Wolf
They're not going to be him that bad.
JD Ryan
What do you want?
John Clay Wolf
I'm voting for my ponies to win for sure. But I'm taking Pittsburgh with the points in this bet.
JD Ryan
I agree with you. I don't think they would win by Seven and a half.
John Clay Wolf
You know, I lose enough, I'll just take the ponies in the. In, in, in the points. We got to be invested. I mean, it's my alma mater. I played there for a minute. Yeah, I've got to do it.
JD Ryan
Confidence. John's got the confidence. All right.
John Clay Wolf
Hear it in my voice.
JD Ryan
No, not at all. NFL, this might be the last time we'll bet on the Cowboys. Because this is. This is their last important.
John Clay Wolf
They're not even worthy of a bet on this show.
JD Ryan
The only reason we're doing it because this is like a must win for them or what?
John Clay Wolf
Are they gonna suck? I mean, they do suck.
JD Ryan
Yes, I know. They're playing at Atlanta. They're three and four. Atlanta's five and three. Atlanta's only favored by three and a half. Is that enough points?
John Clay Wolf
John, you set the line wherever you want it. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
JD Ryan
I think the Cowboys have to win. And they're not. They're not gonna do it. They won't pull it off. They lose by. I'm gonna stay the three and a half. Yes. I'll take that. Three and a half. Atlanta wins by three and a half now. Do you think it's gonna be more?
John Clay Wolf
I'll take seven.
JD Ryan
Seven points. John thinks Atlanta wins by. I'm gonna let you go with it.
John Clay Wolf
I cannot. On the Atlanta Falcons team. I don't know if this is home or away. I don't know who our quarterback is this week. I know nothing. I'm going to take Atlanta by 7.
JD Ryan
I think Dallas does play him closer. Yeah. Kirk Cousins over there, Bijon Robinson. I mean, they got a really good team, but I don't think they win by seven. But, hey, that's your call there, John.
John Clay Wolf
New Orleans beat us by like 50.
JD Ryan
I know, and I own. Baltimore was beating up on him and.
John Clay Wolf
Really seemed to win by 50.
Gigi Drummond
Charlie, if they can beat anybody by seven, they can damn sure beat the Cowboys by seven this year.
John Clay Wolf
Anyway, I'm locked and loaded on that one.
JD Ryan
And then the last game. It's not Monday Night Football. I don't know why I was playing that.
John Clay Wolf
It's fine.
JD Ryan
Lions versus Packers. This is the best game of the week.
John Clay Wolf
What time is that?
JD Ryan
It's at 3:30 Sunday. It's at Lambeau Field.
John Clay Wolf
Good.
JD Ryan
The Lions are favored by three and a half. We know you love the Lions. They've won, what, two games in a row at Lambeau Field. Packers defense is really good. Golf doesn't do very good in the outdoors.
John Clay Wolf
I'm going to take the Packers.
JD Ryan
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
With the points.
JD Ryan
All right.
John Clay Wolf
Because the packers wreck people's lives when they're unexpecting. They're like. They're. They're sneaky murderers. They come up behind you in the dark and cut your throat. They're cheap skates. They wreck seasons. That's their job in the world, is to ruin your hope.
JD Ryan
So you think they're going to cover? I'm going to let you take that. I think the Lions win by.
John Clay Wolf
I want the Lions to win, but I think the packers will just sneak up on you and stab you in the back when you're not looking.
JD Ryan
All right, there's our picks. There's 25 bucks a game. We'll see if we find finish with a push again.
John Clay Wolf
All right. 800. 807, 234, 800. I hate the Packers.
JD Ryan
I know. I do, too. I agree. But this, we'll see. It's. I think it's going to be your. You're going to have a great Super Bowl. The Lions versus Chiefs.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah.
JD Ryan
What are you going to do at that point?
John Clay Wolf
Where is it.
JD Ryan
Is it Miami this year?
John Clay Wolf
I think I had fun going to Vegas last year and just watching super bowl in the. In the casinos.
JD Ryan
It may be New Orleans.
John Clay Wolf
I have zero interest on going to a Super bowl game. I've done that once. I won it. It was fun. Bengals and Rams, and that was a walkathon from hell that I never want to go through again.
Gigi Drummond
No doubt.
John Clay Wolf
But, yeah, being in the environment of the city where the super bowl is and watching it in the places around, that's a blast. Last. So where. Where'd you say it is?
JD Ryan
It is Super Bowl. Trying to pull it up here. Yep. New Orleans.
John Clay Wolf
All right, well, I need. I need to go back and fight with that bum some more.
JD Ryan
If you missed it, go to catch the podcast.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. So I'll. I'll go back down there, try to find him, and then watch a game if I'm not in jail.
Satan
Only you can get in a fight with a. Where is this bum in New Orleans?
John Clay Wolf
He wasn't a bum, but I guess he was.
Satan
Yeah, he was a bum. No shoes and spitting Doritos on you.
JD Ryan
Well, J.D. can take his pandrum and play with him.
Bobbo
Yes, that's right.
Satan
I'll calm everyone down.
John Clay Wolf
No, he'll throw your pandrum.
Satan
Yes, sir.
John Clay Wolf
He'll hit you with your pan. He's a mean guy, man. Kills, feisty. 8008-072348-00800 radio. Okay. Remember? And if we get kicked off of a station in your city, you can listen to us@jcwshow.com that's where the show always goes on. So when you'll write me, hey, you're not on here anymore. Just go to the. You can stream it@jcwshow.com live video and audio. Or just audio and the podcast goes up. Just audio only podcast every Saturday about 3 or 4 o'clock. So that's there too. We got a hundred thousand people week to listen on that. And please stop emailing me if we get kicked off in your city. I'll tell you why, because there's a couple cities I canceled.
JD Ryan
Ah, oh, okay.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah, there's just, you know, our deal with them. Well, I'll explain when we get back. But yeah, there's a couple that just didn't make sense anymore because we advertise there. And then if I pull the advertise, like, well, we're not going to keep carrying the show. If you're going to pull the advertising for the company during the week, I'm like, you just cancel it all then. I mean, you know, what have you got better to play than us on Saturday? We like the show, but you know, you like the money that we spend also during the week. And if it's not working out, it's not working out. So there was a pd. There were four small markets that I canceled last week and you can get those at. You can just listen to the show at. Give me the vendor. I mean jcwshow.com Beer back.
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John Clay Wolf
Hey, G.G. you've seen these gender reveals are crazy, aren't they? I was thinking that it would be funny to do a boyfriend ethnicity reveal.
JD Ryan
Or girlfriend.
John Clay Wolf
Oh yeah. Either way it's better for the, for the, for the dad, for the girl's parents. Yeah, black, white, Latino or other. That'd be good. That would be good.
JD Ryan
Say, close issue situation here. Is that why you're bringing us up?
John Clay Wolf
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Bobbo
I was gonna say who came home to dinner at your house? That's what I want to know.
Satan
Movie reference.
Gigi Drummond
Guess who's coming to dinner, Right?
John Clay Wolf
Well, wouldn't that be funny?
Satan
Yes.
John Clay Wolf
Like she's coming home from school and bringing her new boyfriend. We're gonna do an E. 8008-072348-00800 radio. Did you get that better deal down or did you miss it?
Gigi Drummond
I watched it. I get it. There's a lot of syllables in there, man.
John Clay Wolf
I asked you like earlier today to get. Get it loaded in your head so we could do it, but you don't listen to me anymore.
Gigi Drummond
I been driving drunk, drinking in my car, and I hit two hookers and a light post.
John Clay Wolf
Yeah. Oh, the. Yeah. We were gonna do Bobbo does the best Eddie veteran. Do you have any Eddie veterans? Do you want to do an Eddie Vedder shout out for the election?
Gigi Drummond
I got a lot to say about election. Bernie Sanders. Bring back Bernie Sanders.
John Clay Wolf
Eddie better. Are you gonna vote for Trump? Trump who? I know you.
Gigi Drummond
You.
John Clay Wolf
You Seattle libs love Trump.
Gigi Drummond
Hell no. Hell no. Which wouldn't surprise anybody, right? Eddie Vedder?
John Clay Wolf
For God's sake, Gigi, we need to do Jeopardy. We've got.
Bobbo
You know, I'm ready to be the reigning champ. You know what I mean? I'm not saying anything. I was just letting time run out until you guys look. Well. Guess I'm still the winner.
Gigi Drummond
Well, must be time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf show crew. There's GG drumming right there in front of me. John Clay Wolf on the pole position. J.D. ryan's over there.
John Clay Wolf
D.J.
Gigi Drummond
Pre sometimes will participate in these things. And someday his day may come. You want to hear our categories?
John Clay Wolf
Let's roll.
Gigi Drummond
Category one. Another damned outer space show. Notable Star wars ripoff from the 70s and 80s. And category two, having a house full families on TV ready to play Jeopardy?
John Clay Wolf
Yep. Let's roll.
Gigi Drummond
Here's our question 1. Director Ridley Scott's first foray into the space adventure genre actually bested Star wars on style, if not necessarily by genre. Its advertising slogan was in space, no one can hear you scream.
John Clay Wolf
Was it comedy or straight?
Gigi Drummond
Pretty straight.
John Clay Wolf
What is Battlestar Galactica that is incred in space?
Gigi Drummond
No one can hear you scream. Are you joking?
JD Ryan
13 seconds.
John Clay Wolf
I just don't know it.
Bobbo
Are you joking? Who knows that? That shouldn't even count.
John Clay Wolf
Pigs in space.
Gigi Drummond
On the Muppet show, the correct answer is what is alien? What is a movie?
John Clay Wolf
Not a TV show? You said the show director Ridley Scott's.
Gigi Drummond
First foray into the space adventure genre. Know what does Ridley Scott do? He directs movies.
John Clay Wolf
But what was the. Anyway, keep rolling.
Gigi Drummond
Question 2.
John Clay Wolf
Time to argue with you.
Gigi Drummond
Stay where you were. This 1978 Sci Fi ABC series featured Bonanza's Lauren Green.
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding, ding, ding. What is Battlestar Galactic?
Gigi Drummond
That Is correct.
JD Ryan
There it is.
Gigi Drummond
Hey, that is on the board. Question 3. This 1979 Sci Fi Adventure series starred Gil Garard, Aaron Gray and Mel Blanc as the voice of a robot named Tiki that said things like bdbd, we're out of rubber's Buck.
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding, ding. What is Buck Rogers? I'll take it 21st century.
Gigi Drummond
I'll take it 25th century.
John Clay Wolf
21,20 something century.
Gigi Drummond
It's my favorite TV show in the second grade. Category two questions. This upstart 90s Gigi.
John Clay Wolf
This isn't fair. This isn't a white.
Bobbo
I'm trying to figure out.
John Clay Wolf
This is way too white.
Gigi Drummond
Featured a somewhat low brow feature family whose parents were the inimitable Peg and Al Bundy.
John Clay Wolf
Ding. No. What?
JD Ryan
Can you repeat it because Everybody's Talking.
Gigi Drummond
This upstart 90s sitcom featured a somewhat low brow family whose parents wore the inimitable Peg and Al Bundy.
Bobbo
GG what is Married With Children?
Gigi Drummond
Yay.
Bobbo
I got on the board. Right on.
John Clay Wolf
I thought he said it was space stuff.
Satan
No, we changed.
JD Ryan
He's just flying through it. Okay.
Gigi Drummond
The Brady Bunch only had six kids. This 80s drama series starring Dick Van.
John Clay Wolf
Ding, ding, ding. What is it Enough?
Gigi Drummond
That is correct. Had eight kids. Can you imagine? Oh my God.
John Clay Wolf
I got fours. Oh my God.
Gigi Drummond
Question three. This 70s family musical sitcom featured Shirley Jones as a single boy.
John Clay Wolf
Who's the Partridge Family?
Gigi Drummond
That is correct.
Michael Turley
God.
JD Ryan
John's killing them.
John Clay Wolf
Boom.
JD Ryan
Four to one. No one. Nothing for you, J.D. no.
Gigi Drummond
All right, here come our bonus questions. Category two. First, Tony Dan's found success after Taxi, who's the Boss? That is correct.
JD Ryan
Golly, I mean, it's not even a competition now.
Gigi Drummond
Well, he knows his television, doesn't he?
JD Ryan
He's got six points.
John Clay Wolf
Very bonus yet. Come on.
JD Ryan
No. That was a bonus.
Gigi Drummond
That was a bonus. Back to category one. This animated series from Simpsons creator Matt Groening has all the Star wars tropes, Alien races, laser guns and a space bar called the Hitting Joint.
JD Ryan
Oh, Pre K. Pre K, what is Futurama?
Gigi Drummond
That is correct.
John Clay Wolf
Hey, Pre K got on the board the stoner video. He gets it.
JD Ryan
He's beating Gigi. Gigi, you're in dead last.
Bobbo
Now I'm on the board, so we're even.
John Clay Wolf
Me and Pre K last licks right here.
Gigi Drummond
Category one. Last bonus question for Double Jeopardy. Director Ridley Scott's second foray into the space adventure genre featured Star wars actor Harrison Ford as an officer whose job is to track down bio engineered humanoids known as Replicants and retire them.
John Clay Wolf
God. Sounds Familiar. One more time, please.
Gigi Drummond
Director Ridley Scott's second space adventure film featured Star Wars Act 3K.
JD Ryan
What is Blade Runner?
Gigi Drummond
That is correct.
JD Ryan
Oh, he almost came back. Competition six to four John Clay Wolves. Your winner.
Gigi Drummond
Bang bang baby.
Bobbo
Whatever.
JD Ryan
How you doing, Gigi?
Bobbo
I'm not. My feelings is hurt. It didn't hurt me so bad. It hurt me down to bad. English. My feelings. My feelings is hurt.
Gigi Drummond
Well, you know, turkeys is pigs.
Bobbo
Yeah. My feelings. My feelings is hurt.
JD Ryan
Vini sausages too.
John Clay Wolf
Has good.
Bobbo
It's fine.
John Clay Wolf
As a 38 year old daughter slipped out at night.
Bobbo
Quit it. Quit it.
John Clay Wolf
That. You know that was the best of all time. We're so worried about Gigi's daughter missing. Calling the police. Giving shout out. Yeah, she had a. She had a night out and then we. Somebody I think me. I finally asked how old is your little girl? She's like 36.
Bobbo
That's okay. Mama brought the smoke. Mama wasn't playing. Okay, yeah.
Gigi Drummond
£7 is parking lot with the police.
Bobbo
That's right.
John Clay Wolf
I'm surprised she talks to you. Does she ever bring this up?
Bobbo
No. It took her a while to talk to me again and I understand now. But I'm bringing the smoke if you mess with me or mines in my mind.
John Clay Wolf
What's your youngest daughter's age? She's 19 and she is in at Long Beach.
Bobbo
Cal State. She's no Cal State. Channel Islands.
John Clay Wolf
And how's that going?
Bobbo
She's doing well grade wise. But you know, she fell into the hype. Like they show college is supposed to be one big party. It's quiet, it's serene.
John Clay Wolf
Did she put on her freshman 15?
Bobbo
No, actually she didn't. She's like, I hate it. I hate it. Can I transfer? I'm like, no, you're stuck there for four years.
John Clay Wolf
To where? Where would she transfer? Home?
Bobbo
I don't. I don't entertain those questions. I treat her like my mother treated me. So when you get home on break.
John Clay Wolf
Do you have your house to yourself now?
Bobbo
Oh, no, I don't have my house to myself.
John Clay Wolf
Who are you guys?
Bobbo
I still have three here with me.
John Clay Wolf
You know what I mean?
Bobbo
But I have a car. I can travel for dates.
John Clay Wolf
For dates. Okay. If you'd like to date Gigi.
Bobbo
That's right.
John Clay Wolf
Go to G. What's your website?
Bobbo
Huh?
John Clay Wolf
What is your website for your psychotherapy shock therapy.
Bobbo
Oh, Gigi Drummin.
John Clay Wolf
GG Drumming.
Bobbo
I'm also on Psychology Today. Bunch of places.
John Clay Wolf
What do you charge an hour?
Bobbo
175.
John Clay Wolf
How much for a massage?
Bobbo
Shut up. It depends on if they're doing me or I'm doing them.
Gigi Drummond
I hear options. I hear options.
John Clay Wolf
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Gigi Drummond
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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #477 Summary
Release Date: November 2, 2024
Hosted by: John Clay Wolfe
Platform: GiveMeTheVIN.com
Timestamp: 01:35 - 05:24
The episode kicks off with John Clay Wolfe sharing a personal experience about a recent traffic accident. John admits to accidentally providing incorrect insurance information after switching companies, leading to confusion and potential liability issues.
Notable Quote:
JD Ryan and Michael Turley join the conversation, discussing the implications of admitting fault and the complexities of insurance dealings. Gigi Drummond adds humor to the situation, highlighting the common mishaps with insurance renewals.
Timestamp: 02:24 - 04:22
The discussion shifts to college football, particularly focusing on the Pittsburgh vs. SMU game. John humorously attributes SMU's success to their coaching strategies, play style, and even speculates about the influence of having multiple "side pieces" to boost team morale.
Notable Quote:
Michael Turley interjects with practical advice regarding the accident, emphasizing the importance of not admitting fault unnecessarily.
Timestamp: 04:18 - 06:56
The conversation turns introspective as Michael Turley shares his journey of overcoming alcoholism, celebrating his seven-month sobriety. He reflects on how sobriety has shifted his perception of humor and the show's content.
Notable Quote:
John responds with a mix of humor and empathy, acknowledging the challenges of addiction and the clarity that comes with recovery.
Timestamp: 10:01 - 19:30
John introduces the segment where listeners can call in to have their cars bid on air. He provides details about the types of vehicles accepted and encourages participation through their platform, GiveMeTheVIN.com.
Notable Quote:
Listeners begin calling in with their vehicle details, and John along with Michael Turley engage in real-time bidding, offering competitive prices based on the information provided.
Timestamp: 74:19 - 80:38
A standout moment features an interview with Joe Exotic, the controversial figure known from the "Tiger King" documentary. Joe discusses his decision to marry a fellow inmate, highlighting the bureaucratic challenges he faces regarding asylum and prison regulations.
Notable Quote:
John and Joe engage in a comedic yet tense dialogue about the logistics and motivations behind Joe's marriage plans, blending humor with the gravity of Joe's situation.
Timestamp: 58:00 - 107:19
In a highly interactive segment, John conducts a live poll asking listeners who they intend to vote for in the upcoming presidential election: Donald Trump or Kamala Harris. The poll reveals a predominantly pro-Trump sentiment among callers, reflecting the show's political leanings.
Notable Quotes:
The poll results show a significant majority favoring Trump, though a few callers express support for Harris, leading to a lively debate about the state's political dynamics and the candidates' policies.
Timestamp: 133:35 - 143:19
The show incorporates a trivia game reminiscent of "Jeopardy," testing the hosts' knowledge on pop culture and television. Categories include notable Star Wars ripoffs and family sitcoms, adding an engaging and competitive element to the episode.
Notable Moments:
The segment showcases the hosts' quick thinking and camaraderie, with Gigi and Bobbo securing points through correct answers, much to the amusement of listeners.
Timestamp: 143:13 - 148:00
As the episode nears its end, John continues with car bidding, providing on-the-spot valuations and encouraging listeners to utilize GiveMeTheVIN.com for hassle-free car selling. Personal anecdotes about past experiences and interactions with other radio personalities add a personal touch.
Notable Quote:
The episode wraps up with humorous exchanges among the hosts, highlighting the show's signature blend of humor, personal stories, and interactive segments.
Overall, Episode #477 of The John Clay Wolfe Show offers a dynamic mix of personal anecdotes, interactive engagement, humor, and insightful discussions, making it a compelling listen for both regular followers and newcomers.