#478 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.09.24

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show #478 – November 9, 2024

The John Clay Wolfe Show Episode #478, released on November 9, 2024, offers a lively blend of political discourse, listener interactions, automotive segments, and comedic banter. Hosted by John Clay Wolfe, alongside co-hosts J.D. Ryan, Gigi Drummond, Michael Turley, Bobbo Brown, and DJ Pre K, the episode delves into the aftermath of a contentious election, explores First Amendment freedoms, and promotes the show's sponsor, GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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1. Celebrating First Amendment Freedoms

The episode opens with a spirited discussion about First Amendment rights, emphasizing the everyday liberties enjoyed by listeners. John Clay Wolfe underscores the importance of free expression:

John Clay Wolfe [00:00]: "They're the freedoms that let you be you."

This segment sets a tone of empowerment and community engagement, encouraging listeners to exercise their rights responsibly.

2. Technical Troubles and Host Banter

Shortly after, J.D. Ryan experiences a technical mishap, dropping his computer and showcasing the show's relaxed and humorous dynamic:

J.D. Ryan [02:04]: "I've dropped my computer several times over the years, and it's been okay, Keith."

The hosts engage in lighthearted exchanges, highlighting their camaraderie and setting the stage for the episode's interactive nature.

3. Listener Call-ins: Election Frustrations and Political Divides

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to listener call-ins, where fans express their frustrations and opinions about the recent election results. Topics range from concerns about political integrity to personal experiences with political actions.

For instance, a caller from Pompano Beach, Florida, praises the show's creative content despite some contentious material:

Caller [05:55]: "I just heard that I'm in Pompano Beach, Florida, number one. Number two, I listen to you all the time."

Another listener from Ontario, California, vents about perceived election rigging:

Caller [12:27]: "Yeah, I think they were rigged."

These interactions reflect the polarized political climate, providing a platform for diverse viewpoints and fostering a sense of solidarity among listeners who share similar frustrations.

4. Automotive Segments: Promote and Bid with GiveMeTheVIN.com

Throughout the episode, John Clay Wolfe seamlessly integrates promotional segments for GiveMeTheVIN.com, the show's sponsor. These segments involve live car bidding, where listeners call in with details about their vehicles seeking to sell.

Lightning Round Example:

J.D. Ryan [12:14]: "Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And I'll put a number on it."

Listeners present their cars, and the hosts provide instant bids, often competing against offers from CarMax. This interactive segment not only promotes the sponsor but also engages the audience in real-time transactions.

5. Comedic Interludes and Skits

Interspersed with serious discussions are moments of humor and improvisation. One notable skit involves a mock interaction with Axl Rose, blending music and comedy:

J.D. Ryan [23:07]: "We are actually going to have Axl Rose in the studio to help us decipher this."

Additionally, the hosts engage in playful banter, such as debating the quality of glasses and attire, which adds a relatable and entertaining layer to the show.

6. Jeopardy-Style Quiz: Engaging Listener Participation

In an attempt to diversify content, the hosts introduce a Jeopardy-like quiz game, testing each other's knowledge on specific categories like "Soulful Misconduct" and "Southern Cooking Delicacies." This segment encourages listener participation and showcases the hosts' quick-thinking abilities.

Example Question:

Gigi Drummond [138:33]: "This American music pioneer serves sentences for possession of cocaine in 1980 and 1990, years after he made Tina Turner a household name."

J.D. Ryan [138:55]: "Who is Ike Turner?"

This interactive quiz fosters a competitive yet friendly atmosphere among the hosts, enhancing listener engagement.

7. Social Issues and Community Stories

The episode touches on broader social issues, such as wildlife conservation, illustrated by the story of Peanut the squirrel and Fred the raccoon from the Peanut Freedom Farm. The hosts critique governmental actions and advocate for compassionate treatment of animals:

Michael Turley [80:59]: "They killed it. Killed it."

These narratives serve to highlight the show's commitment to addressing social concerns beyond politics and automobiles.

8. Closing Remarks and Future Plans

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on their efforts to foster community and discuss plans for local events in Walnut Springs, Texas. John Clay Wolfe expresses ambition to transform the town into a destination spot, blending business ventures with community engagement:

J.D. Ryan [90:00]: "I've spent a lot of money, jd... I gotta keep that going when Cody Canada's not here or the car show's not here."

This forward-looking segment emphasizes the show's role in local development and its vision for future growth.

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Notable Quotes:

• John Clay Wolfe [00:00]: "They're the freedoms that let you be you."
• J.D. Ryan [02:04]: "I've dropped my computer several times over the years, and it's been okay, Keith."
• J.D. Ryan [23:07]: "We are actually going to have Axl Rose in the studio to help us decipher this."
• Gigi Drummond [138:33]: "This American music pioneer serves sentences for possession of cocaine in 1980 and 1990, years after he made Tina Turner a household name."

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Conclusion

Episode #478 of The John Clay Wolfe Show masterfully balances serious political discussions with interactive segments and humor, creating an engaging listening experience. By providing a platform for listener voices and promoting community-related ventures, the show strengthens its connection with its audience. The recurring automotive segments not only serve commercial purposes but also add value through real-time engagement with listeners’ needs.

For those interested in more episodes, engaging with live auctions, or participating in future discussions, visiting jcwshow.com and GiveMeTheVIN.com is recommended.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

You may not realize it, but every minute of every day, you're enjoying your First Amendment freedoms. You can wear what you want, give.

[J.D. Ryan]

Out your opinion for free, even if it's unpopular. Listen to your playlist. You can put a sign out on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your front lawn that says, vote for Bigfoot. Someone you can believe in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pray to the God of your choice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or don't you have the right to hang with a posse that thinks like you do?

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell the government what you think about its policies.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're the freedoms that let you be you.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they're all brought to you by the First Amendment. Moving like a river in my soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Learn [e-mail] from the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, broadcasting on air online, anywhere you are, with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800, rad.

[Gigi Drummond]

If you start me, I'll never stop. Keith, what's up, love? It's all David's being me. That's all right. That's Terry. I apologize. I've never tried to do mick before. Hello, J.D. ryan. How you doing, love?

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, love. You start?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. I'll never stop.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's like Keith and Arthur.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's me. It's me. It's not Keith. It's me. Me, I gotta laugh, too.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it's Mickey.

[Gigi Drummond]

May I have a bit of chocolate?

[Michael Turley]

A bit. A bit of chocolate.

[Gigi Drummond]

I like to eat little chocolate, love. It makes me remind Sympathy for the devil.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, sympathy for the devil.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have no computer today, Keith.

[Gigi Drummond]

What. What. What happened to your.

[J.D. Ryan]

It slipped out of my hands when I was getting out of my car yesterday, and it just, like, take a pot roast and slap it on concrete, and it was that loud when it hit. I've dropped my computer several times over the years, and it's been okay, Keith.

[Gigi Drummond]

It smashed it.

[J.D. Ryan]

But when it hit this time, and.

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm not K or Mick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mick. And I heard it hit, right, I was like, it's dead. It's almost like I just wanted to walk off and not even pick it up because I knew it was gone forever. But of course I picked it up. I brought it in. This just gone. That thing's lasted me 10 years.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

You carried that for a long time, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I called Rob. I'm like, hey, man, it, Rob. I need another screen for my computer. It's broke. It's like, I bet you'd need another computer. It's been a decade, so it's hard.

[Bobbo Brown]

Giving up your laptop. I'M the same way. I've had this thing since what, 2018?

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo Brown]

Something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, it's got all your porn search history and everything.

[Bobbo Brown]

No, no, it's a work computer. There's no porn on that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man. I haven't seen a woman get beat by a man like that since last year's Summer Olympics.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, geez. Ouch.

[Gigi Drummond]

Trying to think of which event was it. All right. Yeah, that old saw.

[Bobbo Brown]

Which event in the Olympics?

[Michael Turley]

Boxing.

[Bobbo Brown]

Oh, that's right. Yeah. We don't want to go there again.

[J.D. Ryan]

And swimming.

[Michael Turley]

And swimming.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can't.

[Bobbo Brown]

We got in trouble, remember, John?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we got in trouble for using slang terms. Michael.

[Bobbo Brown]

Oh, that's.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, oh, Michael, Michael.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because. Michael. Yes. No, I know what gets us in trouble. Insane. I haven't seen a woman get beat like that by a man since the Summer Olympics is not going to get us in trouble. Now if I said I hadn't seen a good beating like that since I can, Tina, maybe I'd get a call. Hey, when we were getting on, I was driving up to the studio this morning and the lady in the, in the behind the microphone, Susie Snapper at kzps, she was introducing us. Hang on. Coming up next is the car show. I mean, I like wanted to call in.

[Gigi Drummond]

Is that what she said?

[J.D. Ryan]

If somebody wants to call and complain, I've got a complaint.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's what she said. Literally.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming up right after that, Baby Baby Boys and Papa Jack's the car show. Susie Snapper here on no name 1021, Q102 Texas best rock and car shows.

[Gigi Drummond]

QQ 102.

[Bobbo Brown]

Nothing about John Clay Wolf show. Just a car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming up next is the car show. But I think she's being nice. I think that's what she thinks it is. I think she's never listened to us. So Susie Snapper. It is not a car show. Actually, we have our own Susie Snapper here in the studio. Susie Snapper is a caricature J.D. ryan, Gigi that we created almost two decades ago. That's a washed up pothead, alcoholic whore, hobag FM rock and roll female dj.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, he's got all my credentials all figured out.

[Caller]

Hey, kid.

[Gigi Drummond]

John Cindy Snapper here. That wasn't me. John. That was not me. John.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're. Hang on, stop. Bob, you've lost Susie Snapper a little bit.

[Gigi Drummond]

That was. That was Lindy Miner. Lindy Miner. Lindy Miner. She's new. She doesn't know. She doesn't know that you've got a name on yourself. She Just thinks it's a car show. Somebody wrote her seats wrong and we'll get her figured out.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's a car show? A show about cars?

[Gigi Drummond]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

We talk about boobs. Is it a boob show?

[Gigi Drummond]

One time Super Tramp played the Sportatorium and after the show. Sportatorium, all seven of them and me did a car show. I'll tell you that right now. That was fine. Rock and roll's fin.

[J.D. Ryan]

800. 800. 7, 2348.

[Gigi Drummond]

Take a long way home.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rita. What up, homegirl?

[Caller]

Honey, I just heard that I'm in Pompano Beach, Florida, number one. Number two, I listen to you all the time. And number three, that bit about we buy dead people's cars is absolutely genius.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's my 817 year old Maddox son. Thanks.

[Caller]

He is a genius.

[J.D. Ryan]

They would not air that on the regular radio. So we can only play it during our show because when we put it out to play it as spots, they. They turned it down because. Was it the Holocaust thing?

[Bobbo Brown]

Maybe something that like that a little dis untasteful there? Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

I don't remember that.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, it's got a little.

[Caller]

I, I didn't get that. I didn't get that vibe at all. I. I got it as the total Florida is the capital of dead people vibe.

[Gigi Drummond]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm not cursing.

[Caller]

I'm not cursing.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a line in it.

[Bobbo Brown]

You want me to play it? Might as well work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Might as well. This is my 16 year old, 17 year old last year. Do it.

[Caller]

Do you have dead parents or even.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dead grandparents that left a car that you need to sell?

[Caller]

Well, give me the vin.com is your hookup, homie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the VIN was voted by.

[Caller]

Both funeral home and grieving Lost magazine.

[J.D. Ryan]

As the number one to sell a dead person's car. That's right.

[Caller]

Number one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Some other car buyers want death.

[Caller]

But at give me the vin.

[J.D. Ryan]

As long as they didn't die in.

[Caller]

A car accident, we don't ask a lot of questions. From homicide to genocide, murder one to accidental manslaughter, cancer to Covid will offer the same great price. Give me the VIN. Can also arrange through the transaction graveside, bedside or even surfside in the event.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of ashes being spread into the ocean at the point of sale. So remember when you lose your loved.

[Caller]

One, but you're still a little excited about how much money is sitting in that 20 year old town car with 12,000 miles. Go to givemetheven.com we can't bring your loved one Back from the dead. But that check should make you feel a lot better. GiveMeTheVin.com America's best place to sell a dead person's car, truck or SUV.

[Gigi Drummond]

Sell us your car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of, J.D. you had a death in your family where you had an inheritance moment. You finally got your father's money back in the right hands, didn't he? Where's the. Where's the. Your stepmother's car?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, we sold it to a great company called givemethevan.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. What was it?

[Michael Turley]

It was a Honda. What's it. What's the van.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the Odyssey.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

That we lost two grand on. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

We did not lose money on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did we lose two grand on it?

[Michael Turley]

No, we didn't. Made money on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think Turley's telling the truth. No, he loaded us up.

[Michael Turley]

You asked Brad?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's. That's a good source. Lefty, Brad.

[Gigi Drummond]

Lefty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does Brad even come to work after the election loss this week?

[Bobbo Brown]

Yes, he's been fine. Is he okay? Everybody, check on your liberal friends. They're fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Brad.

[Bobbo Brown]

Brad came to work.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's. He's.

[Bobbo Brown]

He's socially liberal, fiscally Republican, so he's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Physically out of shape. I've seen him.

[Bobbo Brown]

Well, I mean, he drinks a lot. Yes, that's. Of course. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I heard that Brad got drunk out here in Walnut Springs when the crew came out, and he wound up throwing up.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yes, that's what happens when you have an open bar and a fiscally irresponsible Brad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. He should not be allowed to vote.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God. Certainly should be allowed to vote.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was throwing you under the. Under the bus, too, about how upset you get when I talk about your inheritance.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I do not.

[J.D. Ryan]

And how you've been playing the pandrum.

[Michael Turley]

The pan drum is true. Because that's very relaxing. And we have a little tense sometimes in the office area, so I play. The Pandrum is beautiful, beautiful music. It's boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. But the other inheritance thing doesn't bother me. I just don't want anybody to treat me different because I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you were in 1500 glasses, drifting, dripping, wealthy now.

[Bobbo Brown]

And look at. He's got new earbuds, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Every week since he got that check, it's something new. I noticed Bobble had a new guitar yesterday. Did you buy that for him, too?

[Gigi Drummond]

That was. Fellows, that was not a new guitar. Had that since I lived in my apartment three years ago and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go along with the bit.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, I'm not going to lie for you. Man, come on. We don't have to make things up.

[DJ Pre K]

G.G.

[Gigi Drummond]

B got a new guitar, and J.D. bought him.

[Michael Turley]

I know, right?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, he's had it since yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he's got another one at the house in a different color that he just unboxed. But, no, everybody's broke. Hey, Gigi, do you get. You never see other people at work? You work out of your home as a therapist, and most of it's over the tube, right?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, through zoom and stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like, is it, like, homeschool? Do y'all, like, get together and have therapists, basketball clubs, and, like, the homeschool kids, like, have outings since you never get to see people?

[DJ Pre K]

No, my friends are all therapists, so we call each other when we're in panic mode or need a consult just to say hi. But, yeah, I pretty much stay here in front of the camera and say, hi. How you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

So what you're doing right now, you do all week?

[DJ Pre K]

I do all week. But this is fun. I mean that. The other one is fun, too. But I like this. I mean, you know what I mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

I know what you mean. Okay, we've got to go to the car shows. Got to go to the car show network. Car break, brought to you by the sponsor, givemetheven.com and then we come back. We're just going to talk more cars. We're going to bid cars. We're going to talk about cars. We're just going to be cars. Because it's a car show. No, but the next segment is a car thing where you bid. Where I bid the cars. It's the lightning round. Call in 8008-0072-3480-0800. 7234, 800, 800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And I'll put a number on it. If I don't beat a CarMax offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks because I do want to touch you. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, Rad. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I swapped my glasses out too early.

[Bobbo Brown]

Do you know why the orange ones now?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, with the purple shirt and the yellow lsu.

[Bobbo Brown]

You should have the yellow glasses for lsu.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very valid point. This is all I have, so in the spirit of coon asses, I'm just clashing as hard as I can. Oh, you are.

[Bobbo Brown]

You're very pre K Right now, I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Either queer, are an LSU fan, and there's a big difference. But they're terrible dressers.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I'm trying to. This is my spirit outfit. Yeah, because. Go Tigers.

[Bobbo Brown]

Oh, I know where you're betting. That's going to be part of the betting already.

[J.D. Ryan]

I could see that. All right, 20 through Carpathian Defender, 23. Defender wants 100 grand. Victor. It's worth 77. 76.

[Caller]

Is that the wholesale? That's where it's at.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I've had a bunch of them, Charles. 20 Tacoma. Oh, 9,000 miles off road. It's a lease. December 1st. Owes 29. Want as much profit as possible. Okay, go load it into. Give me the bin. Let's verify the lease so we can just negotiate that way. But I'd love to buy it so you can pay the lease off. Who's your lease with?

[Caller]

Toyota Financial.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? Oh, no. We can do it, Turley. I've been doing this. Well, I don't need you to tell me that we can do it. We can do it, Charles. We can do it. Turley's even telling me we can do it. We're good.

[Caller]

Yeah. I've had. I've had. I've had car dealers tell me that they can't. I know that I can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we can. I've even got a trick way to do it that nobody knows about, but I don't need to tell Rusty in Midland. Odessa. Go Mojo. Did y'all win last night? Rusty.

[Caller]

Guys. How y'all doing today?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm good. Are you out there in Permian?

[Caller]

I'm. I'm actually. I was telling you, guy, I left Odessa about two hours ago. I'm headed toward. Out. Out toward Arizona. So I'm actually in the middle of nowhere. I'm lucky I get to pick you. Get up. Y'all are kind of skating in and out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever been to a restaurant out there called Cowboy prime.

[Caller]

And Odessa? No, I don't usually run out through Odessa. I usually run up through Fort stock and off i10. I just came out of.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Alabama issues, yes or no? Thank you. A 21 Jeep Gladiator, 34,000 miles, removable top. What's 36,000? It's close. Loaded into. Give me the vin.com, a 22 Roush Ranger. Now, that'll be a first.

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know they built one.

[Caller]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never seen one since I bought one. Huh. Oh, you're out there in. You're out there in God's country in red dirt and dust. Also in Midland.

[Caller]

Oh, Desi?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Have you ever been to Cowboy Prime?

[Caller]

500. That's what we call it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever been to Cowboy Prime Steakhouse in Midland?

[Caller]

I haven't yet. I haven't yet. But, you know, I'm actually dating a lady that. Her daughter's dad owns it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, my friend is who owns it, and that's why I was wondering. But he. If he's got a daughter with your lady, then he's got another family that hadn't told anybody about. And this is a breaking moment.

[Caller]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

But that happens when people, like, live. You know, when they have businesses five hours out of town. He might be running two families. Yeah, Bobby Dam. I just ratted him out. And so did you. Mark, we gotta go. 800-800-7234. Be right back. Gigi, I'm gonna be in trouble.

[Gigi Drummond]

New York City passed a new law.

[DJ Pre K]

This week making jaywalking legal, which is.

[Caller]

Terrible news for whoever cleans the front of buses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 1800, 800 rad. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing [e-mail] Now, John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you hear that Bad dad joke intro? Did y'all catch that?

[Gigi Drummond]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounded. J.D. are you doing the intros now?

[Michael Turley]

I'm not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Charlie, did your grandfather come back from the dead circle?

[Michael Turley]

See? Think if I was doing them, they would suck is what you're saying. Okay, I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's play it again. Do you have it handy?

[Gigi Drummond]

New York City passed a new law.

[DJ Pre K]

This week making jaywalking legal, which is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Terrible news for whoever cleans the front of buses. Is that funny?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't get it.

[Michael Turley]

You don't get that she's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's dingy blonde, jaywalking.

[Michael Turley]

You step out in front of a vehicle and they have to clean the front of the bus off from your guts.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, that's not funny.

[Michael Turley]

Now. That was funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Gigi Drummond]

I just gotta say, this year, Weekend Update has been great. Every week after week after week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Saturday Live.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

What, did Jimmy Kimmel start crying, like, a little on the air? I think he did when Trump won.

[Gigi Drummond]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, he did.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think he, like, teared up.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, he did.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's the danger, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have Corolla Call in when you get.

[Gigi Drummond]

Out there and get your opinion deeply seated. And you do it night after night, especially the nighttime talk shows. Stephen Colbert, I can't imagine, like, what he's doing, you know, but I don't stay up late enough to see that stuff. But you know what?

[Bobbo Brown]

It's a big.

[J.D. Ryan]

Celebs are going to move. I want them to move. I want just one person to follow through with the promise that they're going to leave. Did Rush threaten to leave the country if Obama won?

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, he died, remember? That's how he left the country.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rush, Rush. Eib. Network talent on loan from God. Rush. Jesus Christ, Rush.

[Gigi Drummond]

Don't let him move the board. Triple word score.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talk to him.

[Gigi Drummond]

Xylophone. John?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Gigi Drummond]

John?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Gigi Drummond]

What the hell are you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm. I'm looking for you.

[Gigi Drummond]

I didn't expect you to call.

[J.D. Ryan]

So did you threaten to leave the United States if Obama won?

[Gigi Drummond]

I thought we're talking now.

[J.D. Ryan]

John.

[Gigi Drummond]

Look, that's. That's a bit of what we call editorial radio. Little improvisation, something like that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's why I don't want to live in a country with Obama's president. I'm gonna move something like that, like Libby the Lib. That's a piece of acting. That's one thing I am able to do here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. God, I miss my job. I'd like to be there right now with you guys. Golden days. The golden age. It's the golden age of the new America. We're probably gonna make a thousand new planes this year alone. And it's November.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. How's heaven?

[Gigi Drummond]

I can't wait. We do miss awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

We do miss you.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. So we've got a. We've got a new deal. I don't know if you guys have this new deal. I have a new deal. They just. These things are on, you know, we got a Ruth Chris Steakhouse on every corner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

Every adjacent corner. Of course, there's a Starbucks in between. Taco Cabana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Taco Cabana.

[Gigi Drummond]

Have you heard of this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. No.

[Gigi Drummond]

The Taco Cabana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cabana.

[Gigi Drummond]

Cabana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cabana.

[Gigi Drummond]

The Taco Cabana. You. You get tacos.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's where we used to go late night to eat.

[Gigi Drummond]

And you. You can drink in these places. It's. And I've. I've eaten there every night for 14 days. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Brilliant tostada.

[Gigi Drummond]

Brilliant tostada.

[Michael Turley]

They are beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Russia's. You know, he. He's just. When he's not prepped for the air, he just starts blabbering.

[Michael Turley]

But he does.

[J.D. Ryan]

He.

[Michael Turley]

It's just top of his mind, you.

[Gigi Drummond]

Know, that's probably what they pay him for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rush. You know what we did not do last week? Rush Limbo. We did not do backtrack. So I must do it. What is that right now? I'll show you. On this day in 1996, slashed announced his departure from Guns and Roses.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So Rush Limbaugh, we're going to play these two. Well, first of all, we're going to have. We are actually going to have Axl Rose in the studio to help us decipher this. So call in, guys, if you want to talk to Axl Rose. He's here with us. Get off the couch. And we're going to play these two songs backwards. And you guys, guess what the name of these two songs are. Cut one. That's pretty easy, I think. When. While he returned to his post exactly two decades later, the legendary guitarist stayed busy during his hiatus, co founding the super group Velvet Revolver with now dead Scott Weiland.

[Bobbo Brown]

They're pretty good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cut two. So 800-800-7234 is the live calling number. You can call right now. 8008-072348-00800 radio. In the first person to guess these two songs wins something. I just have not decided what yet. Crab, you do not qualify.

[Gigi Drummond]

You.

[J.D. Ryan]

You call too much. Where is he? Here he is. California. Crab, you don't get to win. I'm not allowing you. You're. You're a cheater.

[Bobbo Brown]

He's not cheating.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's cheating. He's cheating. I know he's cheating.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not cheating, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

What time is it in SoCal right now?

[Caller]

It's 6:40.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus Christ.

[Michael Turley]

Every morning. I mean, early Saturday morning to tune in the YouTube to watch you guys.

[Caller]

Crazy effort.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please, please, please promise me you have some pants on.

[Caller]

I have boxers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boxers is not enough. I'm gonna hang up on that. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You've had no excuse, coast to coast, not to tune in right now. Crab gets up at 5 in the effing morning to hear whatever it is. Okay, cut one. Cut to. All right, so those are two G R songs run backwards. We have our own Axel Rose. Axl Rose. Good morning. Good to see you, Axel.

[Gigi Drummond]

Hey, Joe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[Gigi Drummond]

Who was that calling me off the couch? I was having trouble getting. I wasn't on the couch. I was in the couch.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got a deep couch like Indica.

[Michael Turley]

I was in that couch in the.

[Gigi Drummond]

Couch I couldn't get out. You know, all kind of stuff's inside of there. No, I found money and drugs. I don't do drugs anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, I'll tell you a story, Axel. Shame on you.

[Gigi Drummond]

John. I found a family of kittens.

[J.D. Ryan]

Axl Rose. I'll tell you a weird story that my daughter told me about hazing in college. I won't say which college.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they talking about drugs and couches. They stuck the pledges down in a basement, and they got them high on acid or something weird. And some of the kids started eating the couch. Ew. Oh, you could write a song about that.

[Gigi Drummond]

I could eat my way out the couch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just don't eat the kittens. If you're in Ohio.

[Gigi Drummond]

If you listen to your uncle Axel, boys and girls, don't do acid.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's really the message until you're 19. Don't do.

[Gigi Drummond]

Then you can do all you want.

[J.D. Ryan]

George in North Carolina, do you have answers for Axl Rose on today's backtracks?

[Gigi Drummond]

George, Is it November rain and welcome to the jungle?

[J.D. Ryan]

It is not. But that is a good guess, but no, no, no. Kevin in Pennsylvania. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're in Pennsylvania.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

What city?

[Caller]

Allentown. Zgo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha. Okay. Is it what?

[Caller]

It's November rain and welcome to the jungle.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is not. Kevin and Allentown. Do you want to play those two cuts backwards one more time, Dr. Turley?

[Bobbo Brown]

Here we go. Oh, hey, you know those songs, Axel?

[Gigi Drummond]

I know it now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Greenport, New York, United States. I'm taking you screenless, you hear?

[Caller]

Yeah, this is. This is Darren. Can you hear me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. What city you in, Darren?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm in Jupiter, Florida, right now, but I'm originally from Nassau County.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, hang on. Darren, what are you doing? If I'm taking a Florida person, he came up as New York. I wanted to talk to New Yorker. I didn't want to talk to a snowboard Jewish guy. Snowboard. Snowbird. Tiffany.

[Caller]

Hi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey. What's so funny? What is so funny?

[Michael Turley]

Keep moving on. Just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tiffany. Why Tiffany? Do I make you laugh?

[Caller]

You did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. What you got? What are the two guesses? Where are you, Tiff?

[Caller]

I'm in Jupiter, Florida, but I'm not a snowbird or snowboard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you. Are you black, white, Latino, or other?

[Caller]

Oof. I don't know if I want to answer that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you mix?

[Caller]

I'm white other than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Black, white, Latino, or other. You're white?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. Say it with your chest, girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you're. If you're in Florida, and your name's Tiffany. Have you ever worked at a topless place?

[Caller]

I have not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, you've got two of the big check marks to do it.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Florida and white and. No, Florida and Tiffany. I mean, Tiffany's a stripper name. Just straight up.

[Gigi Drummond]

Great.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you got.

[Caller]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah. Well, when I was a kid, nobody had my name. And then when I got older, it was always, oh, that's a stripper name.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old are you now? Let me guess. Hang on. Everybody, everybody, y'all have heard Tiffany talk. If I didn't. If I knew nothing. I'm just listening to her voice. I'm gonna say 38. Bob, do you have a 36? 36, 32.

[Bobbo Brown]

32, 51.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just going hard because he's in $1.

[Gigi Drummond]

Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you.

[Caller]

Tiff, I'm 52, all right?

[J.D. Ryan]

The price is wrong.

[Gigi Drummond]

Didn't go over. You won the Showcase Showdown. You did, Moppy.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you graduated high school in 1992? 3.

[Caller]

91. 91.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then you were old like me. Okay, wait. Then you repeated. What are you doing to her if you're 51? No, you're right. I'm sorry. I'm dumb.

[Gigi Drummond]

There you go again. You don't know when you graduated this month.

[Caller]

Okay, I turned 53 this month.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are the guesses?

[Caller]

Okay, the guesses are November, rain and Mr. Brownstone.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is correct.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Axel, do you have any words for Tiffany from Florida that's never been a stripper in a 52, Tiff.

[Gigi Drummond]

And I wanna see you on that pole. You make a great stripper. I know strippers in a 68 in the private club.

[J.D. Ryan]

Axl Rose, we have to go to break. Will you please take us out, sir?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. Tell you what. We're gonna listen more backwards music later, crawl back in the couch, see we can find some more acid, and we'll have more J. Wolf show coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Dorian in Pittsburgh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Our crowd's getting old, Turley. They're fumbling around on the phone, can't even talk. Dorian in Pittsburgh. Hey, how you doing?

[Caller]

John, you're on today. You're on today. I was at the club last night and it was subdued.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was going to ask you. That was why I need a weekly update. How much did you spend at the strip joint last week?

[Caller]

Well, no, I spent last night. Ryan didn't show up, so I talked to Cassidy. I spent all together about $38 for a burger and two drinks and 60 to get there, 30 to get there for, you know, Jitney, and then 30 to get home.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you only. You got two drinks and a burger at Rick's in Pittsburgh for 38?

[Caller]

No, no, no. Yeah, well. And then ten dollar tip. Well, actually it was 48, so I gave the girl ten dollars at the bar, too. Bartender.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it was that your first stop there this week, or is it the only time you went this week?

[Caller]

Yes, yes. After the election, everybody was subdued. I mean, the women are angry, believe me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Caller]

Because Donald Trump won and it was a landslide. And especially Shelly runs. She runs a marina up near Holland park during the week. Yeah, she didn't even come to work today.

[J.D. Ryan]

So who are your strippers?

[Caller]

And I love her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who are your stripper friends? Who are the people you associate with most at? Who do you want to give a shout out? Give a shout out to all your girls at Rick's in Pittsburgh?

[Caller]

Riley, Cassidy, Ryan on the desk. And Amber.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amber. Thank you, Dorian. Thank you. Good talking to you as always. I mean, you know what they say when they see him. Here he is. Yeah, he doesn't tip big, but he is consistent.

[Gigi Drummond]

There you go. That's how you got to play it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's on a budget.

[Bobbo Brown]

He's like Norman. Cheers. And walks in the bar, they're like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Darius, Riley, Cassidy, Amber and Ryan. Shout out. Shout out. Rick's Pittsburgh pa. Right here on WDVE Pittsburgh. Baddest ass stripper ass rock station. Okay, Gigi, tell me about your week.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, my week's been really good. You know what I mean? I'm kicking back. I'm working less. Yeah, it's been really good. I have no complaints.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you have to calm some of your friends down after the election?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I. I haven't even talked to them because I know they're upset, so I just ignore the phone calls.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, what are the odds that I find an African American? Well, maybe half. We haven't had you tested yet.

[DJ Pre K]

But which half?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. An African American female from California with a golden voice that is a Trump supporter. Those odds are not one, right, that I ran into her at a chicken house.

[Gigi Drummond]

You got to hang in the right places.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you're one of a kind, G. One of a kind.

[DJ Pre K]

Thank you. Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

They said I needed to get. You know, she checked every box. Checked every box. I didn't even think about it when we did it, and I was like, wait a minute, this is perfect, because I didn't know you were a hardcore crazy ass. Right? Winger.

[DJ Pre K]

I am very, very conservative. Values. You guys didn't even notice I was wearing a red dress last week. Nobody noticed.

[Gigi Drummond]

I did.

[DJ Pre K]

It's those subtle things.

[J.D. Ryan]

See?

[DJ Pre K]

See? Mm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Time for Florida news from North America's.

[Gigi Drummond]

Own land down under. It's time for Sunshine State news with your certified lifeguard, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ryan.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you know, a lot of strange things do happen in Florida. This guy in Florida was. He's in court now for trying to snatch a purse from a 64 year old woman. You think, well, he probably snatched it and just ran away. Right. He did not. She punched him in the.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they caught Tiffany, Amber Cassidy or Ryan.

[Michael Turley]

Ryan. And of course, worst of all, the judge from the Broward county made fun of him for getting punched out by an old woman. Cutting number nine.

[J.D. Ryan]

A 64 year old woman was getting out of her vehicle. It says you came up on her, grabbed her purse and struggled with her to try to rip her purse away from her, and then she was able to punch you. So the 64 year old woman was.

[Gigi Drummond]

Able to punch you at 20.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're 25 and allegedly you backed off, she grabbed her purse away from you and at that point it says you flashed your genitals to her and gave her two middle fingers and then ran away. You were caught, allegedly, and she positively identified you as her attacker. Wow. What?

[Michael Turley]

Michael Gallo, he's a. I know. You're going to be surprised. Yes, a career criminal. The judge read a big long list of things he's done. He's now been apprehended and sentenced to all the other things he did, as well as showing himself to this lady and getting punched in the face.

[Bobbo Brown]

So you get punched and you just flash.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He's like, I'll show you. Screw you.

[Gigi Drummond]

He gave me your face.

[J.D. Ryan]

The positive ID thing kind of sounded like she'd seen it before, though.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, 64.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's them nuts there.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, she remembers what it looked like. It was that one right there.

[Gigi Drummond]

I saw it all.

[DJ Pre K]

I saw it. I saw it.

[Michael Turley]

Well, who was that?

[J.D. Ryan]

The guy. They called him the Streak.

[Gigi Drummond]

Ray.

[Michael Turley]

Steven Ray Stevens.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was the line? Well, I saw it. Pardon me, sir. Did you see what happened? Yeah, I did. I was standing over by the Demeters and here he comes through the fruits and vegetables, naked as a jay bird.

[Gigi Drummond]

And I hollered over death.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I said, don't look, Ethel. And it's too late. She'd already been in since.

[Michael Turley]

There's another phenomenon in the air and in Florida, freaking people out. 22 degrees. It's called a 22 degree halo. Basically, it's ice crystals that form at about 20, 30,000ft. And it freaked this lady out, this woman called Tampa Bay911 that thought she was seeing the UFO. Cut number 10.

[Caller]

911, what's your emergency?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it's a weird circle up in the sky.

[Caller]

It's a round full circle and it's dark in the middle. This has never happened in Tampa, Florida. Please go outside, look up in the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sky and look at this weird object.

[Michael Turley]

It's never happened before.

[Bobbo Brown]

You call 911. I mean, come on, people.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's what we used to call a moon rainbow. But in Florida, they have so much humidity that they get them in the daytime. Sure.

[Michael Turley]

They are at 91. It's just. It's just ice crystals around whatever. You're looking at the moon or the sun or whatever.

[Bobbo Brown]

She had some gummies and she was like, oh, damn, here come the Martians.

[Gigi Drummond]

Here come the Martians.

[DJ Pre K]

And some shrooms, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

If there's ice crystals at 30, 000ft and airplanes hit them, they're just.

[Michael Turley]

They're microscopic. They're very small.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[Gigi Drummond]

But they're shaped differently than water, so they refract differently. And that causes the moon rainbow.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. Very nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be right back here on the John Clay Wolf show. Call in now, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We'll get into our bets a little bit, too. Okay, Take a break. Play some good song. Stations around the country. Don't let me down. Then the loud sound that seemed to.

[Gigi Drummond]

Fight came back like a slow voice.

[J.D. Ryan]

On a wave of face that weren't.

[Michael Turley]

No dj that was hazy cosmic time. There's a star man waiting in the sky. The Wall Street Journal says Elon Musk's drug use is worrying executives and board members at businesses.

[J.D. Ryan]

He runs the Journal sites.

[Michael Turley]

Witnesses saying Musk has used lsd, cocaine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ecstasy and psychedelic mushrooms, often at private parties.

[Gigi Drummond]

If you're gonna keep up with Elon Musk. Cocaine. That would probably explain why his tweets are strange. Cocaine. He's so rich, he's no bitch. He just switched to cocaine. If you're headed to Mars, pack up some Zandy bars with cocaine. He don't pay for no trips on his own rocket ship. Cocaine. Yeah, Daddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gh See Bobbo trying to get back at him.

[Gigi Drummond]

Ecstasy and cocaine. He's so rich, he's no bitch. He just switched to cocaine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does that make you feel better?

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, God. Oh. Hello. Yes, thanks very much for your concern. Now I'm off to do a little more cocaine. So join me or piss on. Oh, God. Oh. And live from the United States, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley, and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre K G Drummond, Keith Richards, with the world's biggest son of a bitch, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

So do you feel better, Bone? Do you feel better? Got your dig in on the Republicans.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, screw you. You know how old that bit is? That's like a year and a half old.

[Bobbo Brown]

Odd timing to play it.

[Gigi Drummond]

I just came across it well past aggressive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobbo.

[Gigi Drummond]

We played it back then. I just came across it this morning and thought, man, that really sounds good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, here's. Here's in the mind of Bobbo. He's going across his files. He's like, how the hell did that happen? How the hell did Trump beat the Democrats? How. Now the guy's a convicted felony. The guy's got orange. You know, he's. He's got. He's orange. He's all these crazy things. His wife's a stripper. All the. All the. He's the devil. He's Hitler. And you're sitting there typing, you're like, huh, what can I do?

[Gigi Drummond]

She wasn't a stripper. She was a porn actress.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know I can't say that on the show, so let me. Elon Musk. That's how he got elected, that son of a bitch. How do I get back at Elon Musk?

[Gigi Drummond]

That's crazy. You're talking crazy now.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not talking crazy.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, I see you internally passing notes, shaking your heads and rolling your eyes, massive aggressive.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, it's not. It's an old bit. I had something else planned. I couldn't get it put together right. I found something old that I liked, and that's what we did. That's what I got. What do y'all got?

[J.D. Ryan]

Gigi, did you hear the crazy people that sent out the cotton picker text this this week? Oh, wait, wait, wait.

[DJ Pre K]

What? I did hear about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got to tell me. Yeah, it's national news. It's just racist as hell, is ridiculous. I just wonder how the hell they got a hold of that many emails.

[Gigi Drummond]

Explain what you're talking.

[DJ Pre K]

What did they say?

[J.D. Ryan]

They. I don't even want to.

[Bobbo Brown]

You know what they say? They just sent something racy to kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

That are African American. Yeah, like it's. We're going back to The Confederate days, boys and girls. Oh, God.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, they're. That's so stupid. That is so, like, you don't even know how dumb that is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I. I do. That's why I'm.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it just. It pisses me off. I put on my Facebook they had a sign up that said, like, in other words, if you don't vote Democrat, then you're just an old N word. Right? With O.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[DJ Pre K]

And I'm just like, isn't this America? You know what I mean? Isn't. Don't we have the right to vote for whomever we choose? And there's a reason it's done in private. So, yeah, it's just like, what, four years ago or whatever it was. Then the guy said, you ain't black. If you don't vote for me, you ain't black. Well, okay. I don't like you. So I guess I'm not right.

[Gigi Drummond]

Joe Biden said that word for word. Oh, he literally did.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did not.

[Gigi Drummond]

Four years ago. Yes, he did.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Word for word.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

In front of a black crowd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did it work?

[Gigi Drummond]

That's why we love Biden.

[DJ Pre K]

He's stupid. Oh, my gosh. He's stupid. Like, yeah. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Travis and Austin, you recently inherited a few classic cars. What can you do to sell them all? Opportunity to plug classic website. Oh, thanks. Pre K.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to gm Burgundy. Go to. Go to Travis, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to gmtvcc.com gmtvcc or just load them in to give me the VIN. But yeah, we buy collections and groups all the time.

[Caller]

Oh, that's great. Yeah, there's this. I think there's. You have a store here in Austin, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. How many cars are there?

[Caller]

There's three.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's.

[Caller]

There's two Mustangs, a 69 Cougar, and I've also got a quarter mile race car that used to drag race on the wheel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just. I mean, we've got a guy down there, but we'll just do it all over the phone in pictures and then we'll just come over to your place and pay you there and bring a three car trailer.

[Caller]

Oh, great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, just load them up and give me the. Vin.com is obviously the name of the company, but GMTV is an acronym for gimme the vin. GMTV cc, which is classic and collector.

[Caller]

Yep, gotcha.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Gigi Drummond]

As I'm talking about John, I've got a 69 Cougar. Only thing better, 69 Cougars. A Cougar. 69.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's better? You know what makes a Better cougar than a. Not better cougar.

[Gigi Drummond]

Hmm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like, how do you grade cougars?

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, they got skills.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, if you're a cougar and you're better than other cougars, call in and tell your prey why they should vote for you. Like, you've got. You inherited a lot of money, you've got land. What can you do for your young prey?

[Gigi Drummond]

What do you offer?

[J.D. Ryan]

What makes you a good Cougar? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo Brown]

Gigi's over there smiling. Why are you smiling?

[DJ Pre K]

No, because my mind went straight to the gutter. It went below the gutter. And then you said, you've got land. You've got. I'm like, what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. You were thinking about sexual things, and I was thinking about a lady that inherited 500 acres.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, of course you did. Question. That's something else they might have you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never seen those memes where the guy, like, the young guy showing his new, ugly ass old girlfriend, and they're like, what's up? He's like, hey, man, she's got a. You know, she's got 2000 acres of unhunted land.

[Bobbo Brown]

That's why.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why he's cougarizing her.

[Gigi Drummond]

They have a deal, though. The approach, like you've seen Dracula. And he looks at people in his eyes and he hypnotized him and drags them in. Like, you can see a cougar in a bar, a talented, experienced cougar in a bar, and she'll throw you a look, and you're like. You're immediately 12ft closer.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay. It's like, what's that look?

[Gigi Drummond]

That's something they offer, you know, it's something like, you know. Well, I don't know. Maybe a cougar will call in and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell us, Terrence, what does that look? What does that look? They're talking about? Terrence. Speech impediment, Terrence. That's good.

[Caller]

Told me to take care of myself. That's why I've been calling you or anything. But anyway, what do you think about the president?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think that, you know, I like this fiscal policy. I think that taxation and the economic stimulus of it will be good. I hope he doesn't take all this power that he's got and go wrong with it, because he's got a lot. Did we get the House sorted out yet?

[Bobbo Brown]

It's still counting the votes, but it's probably going to end up that way. The Republican side.

[Caller]

You overtone, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I did.

[Caller]

Well, I didn't vote for. I would have voted for camera. My mom, she brought all eight of us up. Was all my father, he died when I was seven, so I really never know.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the hell does that have to do with Kamala Harris at all?

[Caller]

Well, anyway. Well, Trump, I hope he learned a lot from being in prison.

[Bobbo Brown]

He wasn't in prison.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is there a translation there for speech impediment? Terrorists in a lawsuit.

[Michael Turley]

He hopes he learned a lot from being in prison.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't think he went.

[Michael Turley]

He didn't say that.

[Bobbo Brown]

I don't know. We can't tell what? Terrence.

[J.D. Ryan]

Terrence, can you say he didn't say that. Terrence, can you say it again?

[Caller]

I said God bless you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. God bless. It's good to hear.

[Gigi Drummond]

Sounded like something totally else.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nate in Texarkana. What makes a good cougar?

[Caller]

Well, I like it where she gives you the hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cheap shots. From Nate in Arkansas.

[Gigi Drummond]

Thanks.

[Bobbo Brown]

I mean, you know, we were wanting.

[J.D. Ryan]

To hear from cougars so they can sell themselves of why they're a better cougar than the others.

[Gigi Drummond]

Women.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hawk. Hawk 2 and spit on that thing. Some women are now saying that because Donald Trump was elected, they will refuse to date men.

[Gigi Drummond]

What about that?

[Michael Turley]

And do more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get married to men or have sex with men under any circumcision. I mean, circumstance. Circumstance for four years.

[Michael Turley]

Four years. They're gonna abstain for four years. And that'll show us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here are some of the ladies making their proclamation. Cut 4.

[DJ Pre K]

Donald Trump is president. And I think all women should stop having sex for the next four years in protest and protection of your bodies.

[J.D. Ryan]

I also have decided that for the.

[DJ Pre K]

Next four years, I am going to.

[Caller]

Abstain from schmecks with men.

[J.D. Ryan]

And funny enough, I actually just broke up with my boyfriend a handful of days before the election. All I have to say is good luck getting laid. God, I really think g. Do you think these gals were maybe leaning that way anyway?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, I was going to say they said they're not going to have sex with men, but they didn't rule out women.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, they can't get pregnant from women.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's why I exactly thought that same thing when I read this.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, they didn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think they were carpet crawlers to start with.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, they kind of sound like it.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's what they sound like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you do a Charlie Brown's teacher perspiration, too?

[Michael Turley]

He does. We have audio of that. Cut number two, Mike. That was part of our audio.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

It was crabapp, because we were going to do a Clip of the concession speech from the president. And then we were going to do what Kamala said.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's do it now. We got three minutes.

[Michael Turley]

All right. He is claiming victory, of course. About 3:00 in the morning. The guy never sleeps. I swear to God. Here's Donnie talking about winning the big presidency. Cat number one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look. What happened.

[Michael Turley]

Is this what happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to thank the American people for the extraordinary honor of being elected your 47th president and your 45th president and every citizen.

[Michael Turley]

I will fight for you, for your.

[J.D. Ryan]

Family and your future. This will truly be the golden age of America.

[Caller]

That's what we have to know.

[Michael Turley]

And Kamala, of course, didn't come out that night. Kind of like Hillary didn't for however many years ago that was. Anyway, she didn't come out. She did come out the next day and she did have this to say. Cut, too.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's how that works.

[Michael Turley]

Just kidding. That's a Bob. Oh, yeah. What she really said was cut. 3.

[J.D. Ryan]

The light of America's promise will always burn bright. I spoke with President Elect Trump and congratulated him on his victory. I also told him that we will help him and his team with their transition and that we will engage in a peaceful transfer of power.

[Gigi Drummond]

All good so far.

[J.D. Ryan]

I concede this election. I do not concede the fight that fueled this campaign.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, thanks. Daniel Webster.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nice to meet you. Unprotected sex.

[Bobbo Brown]

What's this? Just a question for everybody. Not political or anything, but Elon's. What is Elon's end game in this? Because I think it's a genius business move by him.

[Michael Turley]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo Brown]

Getting on Trump's side because One, he's going to probably have some type of role in this cabinet. Two, there's probably going to be some type, and I'm saying a war, but he's going to have inside for government. If they're inside. As far as government issuing anything. Contracts and stuff like that to his company.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[Bobbo Brown]

And I mean, am I overthinking that?

[Michael Turley]

No, you're dead on. You're completely right.

[DJ Pre K]

Sounds like nepotism to me.

[Bobbo Brown]

No, I think it's.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Gigi Drummond]

Who's his daddy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Because they're friends. They're friends. And so. You had me until you said he's going to send the contracts to his own company. You can't do that.

[Bobbo Brown]

Happens all the time in the government.

[Gigi Drummond]

People get carried away with a celebrity thing. But Elon is a famous person. We all see him and he's the figurehead. Okay. But these are actual companies that do starlink a lot of defense contracting, SpaceX. This is stuff technology wise that'll, that'll raise us further into the future for the next 50 years. But we see Elon at the top and he's goofy and he's quirky and he's weird. But these companies are doing a lot of good things. Like homeboy's got the TISM for humanity, you know that.

[J.D. Ryan]

The tism, yeah. What's that, autism?

[Michael Turley]

He admits he's on the spectrum.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, oh, got a touch of the TISM dog.

[DJ Pre K]

I believe it's more than a touch.

[Gigi Drummond]

He doesn't seem that way to me but like I occasionally when he's ways on stage in front of a live audience does that little jump.

[Michael Turley]

But boy, if it gone the other way, he'd have been in trouble. I mean he don't think so. 100 behind Trump and if Trump had.

[Bobbo Brown]

Lost, his business would still thrive.

[Gigi Drummond]

I guess you just never know.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Tesla crowd is, is what percentage of Tesla drivers voted for Trump? 10.

[Michael Turley]

10%?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's my guess. Do you think maybe five?

[Michael Turley]

I think the Tesla crowd kind of turned on him a little bit when he's, when he got behind Trump. They were, they were the sword of the liberals kind of out there. And now all of a sudden.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or do you think he turned the Tesla crowd?

[DJ Pre K]

I think, I think.

[Michael Turley]

An interesting thought.

[DJ Pre K]

I, I would like to see how many of them voted for him because they, they have kids. They have kids and because they have kids they want to protect their kids from all this bs, right. So maybe they don't like him, but they like what he said and they voted anyways. I'd like to get that info.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, if all the ladies are going to quit having sex, they're not going to have any kids.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oriental rug shop going out of business.

[Michael Turley]

We're not gonna have kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars, the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. the next segment is the lightning round. So call in right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. Calling during the song break and I'll bid your car on the radio. In the next segment, the lightning round for givemetheven.com also. Also, this show is brought to you by Gordon Boswell flowers. If you're crying about the election loss, go to Gordon Boswell flowers and get you some flowers. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shane, real quick, what's on your mind? You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, I just wanted to say I'm a new listener and I enjoy what you all are saying and I respect it. And all these women that don't want to have sex for the next four years, they're probably dogs anyway and can't get none themselves.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go. Shane in West Virginia, Hollis in Ruleville, Mississippi. You there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have a 05 GMC 2 ton diesel church bus with 150,000 miles, 29 seater for the Bethel Baptist church in Ruleville, Mississippi. Correct.

[Caller]

No, that's, that's it, that's, that's, that's a modest seller, Mississippi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. So would you. Are you wanting to sell the congregation's bus?

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you want for it? What do you take for it?

[Caller]

I. I don't know. I don't have a clue. It was it, it was bought before I become a transportation commissioner on it, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, let me reach out here to my in house clergyman bus bidder for churches. I've got one on staff. Reverend Charles, are you there?

[Gigi Drummond]

Mm. You know, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Gigi Drummond]

That interesting you you say that because before I was pastoring officially and I always do that with my family and friends, but you know, I drove the church bus for a long time. For a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Gigi Drummond]

Is that Gigi up there on screen?

[DJ Pre K]

That's me. That's me.

[Gigi Drummond]

Gigi, you fine young woman.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, keep talking.

[Gigi Drummond]

I had a whole different picture in my head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Reverend Charles, can we stick with Hollis in Mississippi on the church bus?

[Gigi Drummond]

Hollis got a bus. You know, there a lot of love on church bus, you know, cause you drive, you have to start early, early in the morning depending on what time the services. We don't shoot too late. 45, so you gotta start at 6. Picking up little boys and girls, the grandmas. Sometimes the grandmas bring they grandchildren, church with them. A lot of love on a bus, you know. So when you, when you think about buying. Yo, yo, you call that car bid to call bid the church best. If you go and be the church best. You, you need to remember there a lot of love on the bus and make sure you give, you know what, what that be worth because the lord will bless you for it 10 times. Say you, say you offer, you know, you throw an extra me thousand, three thousand, nine thousand, whatever it is, I don't know what kind of bus it is?

[J.D. Ryan]

Gmc.

[Gigi Drummond]

We had a leftover Bluebird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bluebird. Hollis, is this the only bus y'all have, or do you have other buses.

[Caller]

When this is the only bus we got. We. We just purchased a smaller van. This the problem with the bus. You. You. The bus has to have a commercial driver to drive it, and that's the problem. We don't. We don't have enough drivers to drive it, so they.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought that clergy was exempt from taxes and CDLs.

[Gigi Drummond]

Praise God.

[Bobbo Brown]

Amen.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's what I was. But they never put me over.

[Caller]

No. No. Certain buses, you. You still gotta have a commercial driver license to drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

But, like, if the police pulled you over in that bus and you're doing God's work, would they give you a ticket even if you didn't have a cdl?

[Caller]

Yes, they probably would.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, only if you were sitting on a six pack of Miller's Lightest.

[Gigi Drummond]

You know my experience, though, the kind of police that pull over a church bus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

They looking for trouble anyway. That's true, you know. No, because God don't look kindly on the police. And we need the police. We love the police. Back police.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hollis, do me a favor. Take some pictures of this church bus and load it into givemetheven.com. let me look at it and see what we got.

[Caller]

Hi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, sir. Reverend Charles.

[Caller]

Hi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, sir.

[Gigi Drummond]

Get on the bus.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Gigi Drummond]

Get on the bus. Come to God. Praise God.

[Bobbo Brown]

Amen.

[Gigi Drummond]

Pray with me, children.

[Bobbo Brown]

Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

When you headed to church? You ain't got away. You just let the church bus come get you. Get on the bus. Come to God. Come to God. Praise Jesus and stay with us because we got Mo. We gonna do a dedication.

[Bobbo Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

Some kind of. Okay. Invitation.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yes.

[Gigi Drummond]

Okay. We gonna do that sometime, even maybe today, maybe next month. Christmas coming. Praise God. I think it's gonna be here before you get Lord. And we'll be back with Mo. John Clay Wolf show right here, right after this.

[Bobbo Brown]

Talking about tv. I watch weird shows, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's one I'm trying to understand.

[Michael Turley]

It's about moonshiners.

[Bobbo Brown]

Reality show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't get it.

[Bobbo Brown]

No, I can get Jack Daniels over.

[Michael Turley]

At the liquor store.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's legal. Has been for a while. Come out of the woods and read a newspaper. This is Gimme the Vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show, presented by GimmeTheVin.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

New York City has officially legalized jaywalking.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Gigi Drummond]

How about that?

[J.D. Ryan]

One of the reasons politicians pointed to the fact that people of color were more likely to get ticketed.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything's got to have some damn racism in it. Here are New Yorkers talking about how they feel about legalization of jaywalking. Cut five.

[Caller]

Who cares?

[J.D. Ryan]

So what else is new?

[Caller]

I jaywalked my whole life, yet I.

[Gigi Drummond]

Lift you for 60 years and I jaywalked. Gotta be alert.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're in New York.

[Gigi Drummond]

Look alive.

[J.D. Ryan]

You get a chance, you, you got take it.

[DJ Pre K]

Is it safe? If it's safe, you go watch both ways.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because now we got these guys.

[Gigi Drummond]

Hey, I'm walking here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm walking here up your way.

[Gigi Drummond]

Get out of here.

[Bobbo Brown]

Dude, it's serious. Have you. Have you been to New York before?

[Michael Turley]

And years ago, but we didn't jaywalk.

[Bobbo Brown]

You can get ran over real quick. Not just by the cars, but bikes. There's those bike lanes. They don't stop. They don't care.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of other laws, Dallas half ass made weed legal in the last election. I don't know if you know that.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, you can get four ounces now.

[Gigi Drummond]

Four ounces.

[DJ Pre K]

Texas, here I come. Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

Hey. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Hey, I want to give a shout out to our lefty listeners. Females. I know we have three of them.

[Gigi Drummond]

What is a lefty?

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Please call in and explain to us this sex thing. You're going on moratorium hiatus. Hiatus. Moratorium where you're pleading the Fifth for.

[Michael Turley]

Four years, staying out of it. That'll show you.

[J.D. Ryan]

So Dallas, three ounces, dude. I mean, that's like more than like a cheap dope man has to distribute. Sullens was hustling. He didn't even. He couldn't afford that much. That's a lot.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. Four ounces is a quarter pound, man.

[Michael Turley]

So you can leave no medical nothing in Dallas. You can now have 3 ounces on you.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, they're just. They're not gonna let you go.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

They'll let you go. Yeah, okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

Like in Dallas. Literally three weeks ago in Dallas, you already had some anyway. Yeah, you know.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, sure.

[Gigi Drummond]

You know. You know they live in good in Dallas.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, but is that just straight up weed? Does that. Does that count like gummies? Or like the little THC drops, the little drinks and muffins and cakes and things like that. Cookies.

[Michael Turley]

That was legal for a little bit. The gummies were.

[Gigi Drummond]

The gummies are.

[J.D. Ryan]

The gummies are not.

[DJ Pre K]

The gummies are legal.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, they know. They've not actual pot gummies, but they've got these strains of hemp that they mix and. Ask J.D. ryan, man.

[Michael Turley]

I bought Some trying to get my legs to relax one night and boy got a woody, man. No, I spun out, dude. It was awful.

[Gigi Drummond]

He tripped right off.

[Michael Turley]

I did. It was terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

He tripped right up. Were you with him?

[Gigi Drummond]

No, but he told me all about it and I believe it.

[Michael Turley]

It was bad. I sat on the couch going, okay, that, my leg's still hurt, but oh my God. Did you buy that at the store? Yes, yes. Just Delta something.

[Gigi Drummond]

Delta 9.

[Michael Turley]

Delta 9. That was it. And it was completely legal.

[Gigi Drummond]

They are strong, JD and they take a while to hit. And when they hit, they begin to hit. And it just accelerates and accelerates and accelerates. And finally you just. You gotta eat some pie.

[Michael Turley]

Cause I gave the rest of the. Bob, you gotta eat pie.

[Gigi Drummond]

JD didn't have any pie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I had no pie.

[Gigi Drummond]

Come down.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be back in a minute. I gotta. I gotta. I gotta get away from you people.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

I noticed on the. I'm looking, there's 700, 800, 700 people on the YouTube stream chat box thing, the show fans. And there's a guy on there that says, why do they go to Kurt Marshall break so often? And I bet he's just used to listen to podcasts. Yeah, this is a radio show. It's live. We're on 60 affiliates around the country. And we're on a clock, right? So 12 minutes, 8 minutes of show, and then we got to go to break. They got to play a song, they got to play commercial and then come back. It's network, it's not a podcast.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, it's like you're old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, man, this guy John Clay, well, he's got a big podcast. Every time they say that, I want to slap him the hell out of their chair.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's like your old airplane anomaly, you know? Like this thing doesn't run on fuel.

[J.D. Ryan]

It runs on money. Right, Lyft? Yeah, it commercials is what keeps it going. So anyway, but yeah, it's a network radio show, guys, on the stream, and it's live. It's not a podcast.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's a podcast. On the stream, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we record the show, we cut the commercials and the music out, and we launch it, jcwshow.com as a podcast about 3:00 every Saturday. There's about a hundred thousand people a week that listen to it there. Anyway, Jeff in Missouri, what's up?

[Caller]

Yes, I got a 1988 Camaro IROC Z with about 35,000 miles on it. I'm just wondering what it would be worth.

[J.D. Ryan]

What color?

[Caller]

Thinking it's the pearl white.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's just. But you know it's white, right? I mean, pearl or not.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's white. Yeah, it's white. Okay, we'll go white.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it tan or gray interior? And is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

It's cloth. It's like a charcoal interior.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stick shift or automatic?

[Caller]

Five speed? Stick shift.

[J.D. Ryan]

You said speed. So is it modified or is it stock?

[Caller]

Everything's stock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so It's a stick IRock. 20, 35, 000 miles on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being absolute.

[John Clay Wolf]

You may not realize it, but every minute of every day you're enjoying your first amendment freedoms. You can wear what you want, give.

[J.D. Ryan]

Out your opinion for free, even if it's unpopular. Listen to your playlist. You can put a sign out on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your front lawn that says, vote for Bigfoot. Someone you can believe in. Pray to the God of your choice. Or don't you have the right to hang with a posse that thinks like you do. Tell the government what you think about its policies. They're the freedoms that let you be you.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they're all brought to you by the First Amendment. Learn more at freedomforum.org showroom condition. What grade would you grade it at?

[Caller]

Probably about an 8 or 8.

[J.D. Ryan]

7.

[Caller]

8.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's not in there. It's nice. How long have you owned it?

[Caller]

My mom's. And she bought it brand new.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Is she still with us?

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does she still drive the iroc?

[Caller]

No, not anymore. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know your mom was not an exotic dancer, which goes along with mothers and IROX because it would have 180,000 miles on it if that was the case. And the paint would be faded and it have a burn hole in the seat. So your mom. Your mom buys this car in 88, brand new. How old does she know.

[Caller]

About? 78, 79 years old.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want to buy it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I buy it?

[Caller]

I can discuss it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where is she? Is she right next to you? Get her on the phone.

[Caller]

No, no, she's. She's at her house and I'm. I'm always away, so we all go.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Caller]

And the car. The car is parked in a garage pretty much its whole life. Also.

[J.D. Ryan]

In what city?

[Caller]

Jefferson City, Missouri.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Tell Mom I'll give her 20,000 for a ry rock.

[Bobbo Brown]

Damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now that. That's reaching back and grabbing a hold of old mama, ain't it? That's trying.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm just. Yeah, I'm just Kind of checking to see what it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, now, if we're just checking them. Fifteen grand. If y'all want to sell it, I might go to 20. But I need commitments, and I don't need third baseman. I need a. I need a. We're dealing in live bullets, real money. So tell her I'm 15 grand. But if she calls me, she might be able to get me up to 20. And I'll pay her yesterday. I'll pay her yesterday. I'm the fastest pay in the South.

[Caller]

Oh, well, that would be fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Thanks, Jeff. Jeff's like, well, you know, mom's not gonna die for a while, and I don't want to sell it now because then mom would take and spend the money. So we need to hold it and wait until after mom's gone so that sister and I can cut that 20 bills up. That happens. It's.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, like, not kinda.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like, I want to know where we're heading, where, how this is gonna shape.

[Michael Turley]

Is gonna be when we finally get there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mom's 78 now. She might have 10 years left in her. Damn it.

[Michael Turley]

Damn it. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Tom in DC. You're an uber driver and you're excited the gas prices are down?

[Caller]

No, next year they're coming down.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think they're pretty low right now. What are y'all seeing at the pump up there?

[Caller]

Okay, but you know the low now is because they drained the Federal Reserve, which they should have not done because that puts America at risk. If something say we go to war right now, we got nothing. We're defeated.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got Midland, we got West Texas. We can pump more fuel oil out of West Texas than you can burn driving around drunks in your uber. Ken?

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doctor told him to get Delta 8. He ate the whole thing. And he was tripping balls.

[Caller]

Pretty much. I had to lay down. And after that, it was like a mellow just occurs in for about three hours. But now I eat Delta 8, Delta 9 mix, and out there, 100 milligram gummies. But I only take 25 at a time unless I want to go to sleep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you hallucinate on them?

[Caller]

No, no, no, no. I just. You just catch a good buzz. But if I want to get a good night's sleep and my aches and pains, I'll eat maybe one. Where do you want to milligram?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where do you buy it?

[Caller]

Vape shops. But I wouldn't go to, like, a convenience store and buy because I've had people buy that stuff at convenience stores and get them sick, and I got sick eating one of those.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, stay well. Glenda in Texas. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Oh, my God, you are the coolest person I have ever talked to. Except for Sammy Hagar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that is. I mean, Sammy Hagar.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

I mean, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, thank you.

[Caller]

I met him three times. Well, I was on stage with him at South Padre Island.

[Michael Turley]

Did he know you were on stage with him?

[Caller]

They had a concert. Come on, dude, Listen, it's not a trip, it's only a experience.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotta love our listeners.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where in Texas do you live? You sound like a river rat. You sound like you're down on the beach.

[Caller]

I do live on the beach. It's called Hollington, Texas.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you go across the border?

[Caller]

No, I'm. I'm 30 miles from South Padres.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And you're five miles from. From. You're where we used to go to clip over the border to spring break.

[Caller]

Yes, exactly. But I want to know if you're a comedian in training.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Bobbo Brown]

Oh, here we go.

[Gigi Drummond]

Now that you mention it, yes, now.

[Bobbo Brown]

That you bring it up, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have done a little bit of summer stock, Glenda.

[Caller]

Well, see, I'm a comedian in training and nobody likes my jokes. They don't laugh at them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, give me one.

[Bobbo Brown]

Boy, here we go.

[Caller]

What's the. What's the only question you can ask a person and they will not be able to answer you back?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Caller]

Are you asleep yet?

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn, Glenda, that's tough. You got another one.

[Caller]

Oh, the dirty. Those are too dirty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the other ones are too dirty. Revert to. Yes, you revert to profanity.

[Caller]

I take it off the top of my head right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

But you are cool. I love your show. I want you to stay on forever and buy as many cars as you can and make a lot of money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, Glenda.

[Bobbo Brown]

That.

[J.D. Ryan]

That needs to be our new commercial.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah. Glenda, do you want a Diddy report?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Brown]

Follow that up, please.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Brown]

And now, come on, it's time for the Diddy report.

[J.D. Ryan]

Diddy, diddy, dum dum.

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

Diddy, Diddy did it. He tried to get a gag order. Right, right. So he tried to get a gag order against the witnesses saying anything. So it's just his attempt to control people and things like that. They didn't grant it to him. They also didn't grant the prosecuting attorney a gag order, but that was against people in the case. Him trying to get a gag order against the witnesses is his attempt to control them. So they're seeing it as his attempt to control the victims because, of course, the witnesses are also the victims. So. Yeah, there's also new allegations. I think there's 120 more lawsuits that are charged against him. I don't know what happened. He was supposed to go to request for bail hearing on the fourth, but I. There's no mention of it. There's nothing. So I'm assuming that he's gonna be in jail until his trial begins. I hope they never let him out. So.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, how's he gonna make new music for us to be entertained with?

[DJ Pre K]

He doesn't even make any music. He just gets up there and Diddy bops on the song a little bit. Hey, you know what I mean? And then gets on. Oh, but wait. Okay, but wait. So drake's big song, zero to 100. Guess who had it first.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rihanna.

[DJ Pre K]

Did he did he did he did he had it. Did he had it. And. And he's still mad about it. Supposedly. Did he had it first and said, I don't like that beat. I don't want it. Can't do nothing with it. Right. That's why. Oh, his name is Casey, not. Not ll oh, 50 cents. That's why 50 cents says that Diddy can't recognize hit music when he hears it because he had the song first and sent it back, and Drake let it out, and the rest is history. So in addition to being a creep and a prevert, he doesn't know his hits when he hears him.

[Bobbo Brown]

The Diddy Report.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Diddy Report.

[DJ Pre K]

Mm.

[J.D. Ryan]

By Black Mamba.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. Oh, I like that. That's kind of sick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you ever watch Kill Bill?

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, there's a. There's an actor in Kill Bill 1 and 2 called Black Mamba.

[DJ Pre K]

I like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kill people with Black Mamba.

[Gigi Drummond]

Black mama, my ass. I should have been the Black Mamba.

[J.D. Ryan]

Will you take us out?

[Gigi Drummond]

What, me or Black Mamba?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, you know what somebody else in prison is Joe Exotic. He will not be with us today. And we'll tell you when we get back why he will not be with us. No, it's got nothing to do with Trump either. More the John Clay Wolf show coming right up. Don't go away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, we're back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out the podcast, vids, socials, all that [e-mail]. this is the John Clay Wolf show, presented by.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the vin.com hey, Casey, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see you've got an 82 Jeep, CJ doesn't work. Been sitting for eight years. I just took a picture of your phone number and I sent it to my guy. So I'm going to have call you and y'all can talk about it off air because there's a lot of questions.

[Caller]

Yeah, like I said, it's a 30th anniversary commemorative edition jamboree with the original paint job.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it faded?

[Caller]

Of course.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? So it needs a paint job. Don't. Don't talk about it like that's a positive. That's a negative.

[Bobbo Brown]

He's selling you, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like, hey, I got this gal, and she's had pretty blonde hair, but it all fell out. Now she wears a wig.

[Michael Turley]

All right, somebody on the YouTube stream is asking, hey, JD did Tiger King lose his phone? Was it taken away by Donald Trump? No, he ran out of minutes.

[Gigi Drummond]

By Donald Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can he. Can he pardon himself?

[Michael Turley]

Donald Trump?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

The charges were dropped this week. I believe Bob would know more.

[Gigi Drummond]

But. No, those are. Those are all the federal. Yeah, that's dead.

[Bobbo Brown]

You can't pursue sitting president. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speech impediment. Terrence. Can you prosecute a sitting president?

[Caller]

Well, I like to ask you, how were you out when the hurricane.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly. I agree wholeheartedly.

[Bobbo Brown]

We haven't heard from Terrence in a while, and you get him up once an hour now, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just.

[Bobbo Brown]

I mean, you let him back up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's try that one more time. Speech impediment, Terrence. Can you prosecute a sitting president?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm talking. What's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you. Can you pros. Are you. Do you have a speech impediment? Are you deaf?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm deaf in my life, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, then switch ears, Holmes.

[Caller]

Okay, I got on now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, we're on the good ear now. Speech impediment, Terrence. Can you prosecute a sitting president?

[Caller]

I ain't no prosecutor.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a great answer.

[Caller]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a very valid. I don't know.

[Caller]

I turn around. You were saying D. WDB's badass, like the Pittsburgh.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's our. There you go. All right, I agree.

[Bobbo Brown]

He's in Delay.

[Michael Turley]

A couple of months.

[Bobbo Brown]

Constant delay. Oh, we love you, Terrence.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so DJ Pre K made a new song.

[Bobbo Brown]

Oh, yeah. We can get this right here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pre K, you there? Yo, yo. Yeah, what's.

[Caller]

What's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, tell me about. Tell me about the inspiration for your new rap song.

[Bobbo Brown]

Well, it's. It's not a rap song. Me and my friend were getting.

[J.D. Ryan]

My friend and I.

[Bobbo Brown]

Me and my friend were getting stoned and at a Rosa's Cafe and we.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have this idea to.

[Bobbo Brown]

To cover Grease Lightning.

[Gigi Drummond]

What?

[Bobbo Brown]

So I made a cautionary tale about, you know, what could happen when driving drunk. Drink a couple 40 ounces of cold.

[J.D. Ryan]

45 going downtown just to takin a little drive I hit some kids drove.

[Bobbo Brown]

Off a bridge Increase in Grease lightning Now I'm on the run cause the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Copper'S got a hold of my plate I stole another car like it's real life GTA I'm gonna drive to Mexico.

[Gigi Drummond]

There's a pistol place to go I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Grabbed a fake mustache and a couple pounds of hash and grease lightning through the border like a drunken bat out of hell crashed into a pole and the police took me to jail and then I heard my cellmate shout he's.

[Bobbo Brown]

Gonna show me all about Grease Lightning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good singer. I think he's throwing too much effect on there. It's making it hard to hear, though. I think you need to. I think you need to reproduce it, boss man.

[Bobbo Brown]

I mean, how stoned were you again?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, really pretty, pretty stone. Jesus Christ. And how stone was Bobbo to put that on the show?

[Bobbo Brown]

I mean, that's not your best work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sometimes it sounds good, doesn't it?

[Gigi Drummond]

It sounded great. Pre K. Good job. Way to go.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's why Bobo put it on the show.

[Bobbo Brown]

I like this one.

[Gigi Drummond]

I myself, by myself, put that on the show.

[Bobbo Brown]

When you're stoned, you do better work like this. Like, you know enough respect.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is good.

[Bobbo Brown]

John Clay Wolf show. Hey, look, I don't want to be boxed into one genre and all that, but you're right.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is James.

[Bobbo Brown]

See, that's good right there.

[Caller]

Precast.

[DJ Pre K]

See, that's good. I like that.

[Bobbo Brown]

Stick to that. Stay in your lane.

[J.D. Ryan]

Will you read the peanut story, J.D. sure.

[Michael Turley]

If you don't know, Peanut the squirrel and Fred the Raccoon are popular on social media. They're mascots of the Peanut Freedom Farm. It's a nonprofit animal sanctuary in New York. The owner, by the way, got very upset this week because someone complained that he had a squirrel and a raccoon in his apartment, which is technically illegal. So the Department of Environmental Conservation showed up with eight officers and took into custody the squirrel and the raccoon. And because of all, you know, they were upset. And he'll say, somebody grabbed the rack, the squirrel, and he bit someone. So what do we have to do now? We have to check for rabies. How do you do that? You kill them, Euthanize them.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So they're so stupid. It's kind of become a rallying cry. Actually, right before the election, folks like William Shatner got involved. Elon Musk, and now J.D. vance.

[J.D. Ryan]

So good. We need them.

[Michael Turley]

Both he and Donald Trump were troubled by the story. Cut number seven.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I know Don's fired up about Peanut the squirrel. We were on the way down here from Cincinnati, he was like, you know, is it really the case that the Democrats murdered the Elon Musk of squirrels? And I said, yeah, it sounds. Sounds. Have you seen the videos of this squirrel? He's like, he's a genius. Or he was.

[Michael Turley]

There's videos.

[Bobbo Brown]

There's video on that.

[Michael Turley]

On our YouTube stream. Yeah. JCW show.com. go to the YouTube stream and you can see Peanut. And the guy trained him. Had him in his apartment. You know, it's a neighbor that he just got crossways with and called the cops.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Look at the squirrel. And he had this thing trained well.

[Michael Turley]

I know.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, he did.

[Michael Turley]

Brilliant.

[J.D. Ryan]

They killed it.

[Michael Turley]

Killed it.

[DJ Pre K]

They did. Stupid idiots.

[Michael Turley]

Get him, Gigi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Made me want to cry when I read it. It was so sad. Look at how well trained he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's sad.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, so we just got to kill him. We just got to kill him.

[J.D. Ryan]

While you were telling me that story, I was having a flashback in my head of 19, I don't know, 90. My dad was divorced and he had a lot of girlfriends.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

After he got divorced.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And my brother was. Came out to the house with his girlfriend at the time, and she had a dog, and the dog jumped in the pool.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And my dad said, get that damn dog, that dirty ass dog out of my pool.

[Michael Turley]

My pool.

[J.D. Ryan]

And my brother said, that dog is cleaner than some of the women I've seen in this pool. Damn.

[Gigi Drummond]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

And my brother had to leave shortly after, of course.

[Bobbo Brown]

I thought you were gonna end this story and your dad shot the dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. But there were words. And my brother left.

[Michael Turley]

I bet.

[Bobbo Brown]

By the way, I know everybody's really sad they want to hear about from Peanut. Right? I'm sure.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Bobbo Brown]

We can. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Channel from the heaven.

[Michael Turley]

We have a connection through Rush Limbaugh to heaven, even animal heaven. Over the Rainbow Bridge. We go to Peanut.

[J.D. Ryan]

There he is.

[Michael Turley]

You all right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is anybody there?

[Michael Turley]

We're here. Peanut.

[J.D. Ryan]

I am the ghost of Peanut.

[Michael Turley]

Are you okay? Hey.

[DJ Pre K]

I didn't.

[Caller]

My house.

[Michael Turley]

We didn't. Take your house.

[Gigi Drummond]

I can't find my house, Peanut.

[Michael Turley]

But they killed you. I'm sorry, what? They killed you.

[Gigi Drummond]

Son of a bitch.

[Michael Turley]

You're dead. Well, you bit somebody.

[J.D. Ryan]

You should have seen him.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Yeah, they grabbed you, didn't they?

[J.D. Ryan]

You big old tall white lady grabbed me by the scruff of the neck like I'm a kitty cat. What'd he say?

[Gigi Drummond]

And I bit her.

[Michael Turley]

Big old white lady grabbed him by the scruff of the neck like he was a kitty cat. And he bit her.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right where you did.

[Michael Turley]

No, I was not there.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they killed me.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they killed you.

[Gigi Drummond]

This is not a dream.

[Michael Turley]

No, you're dead. Son of a. Yeah, you and the raccoon both. Even though the raccoon didn't bite anybody, they still put it down.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm coming back.

[Michael Turley]

Are you really?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna haunt the New York State authorities. Power to the squirrels. Thank you, Peanut.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

See you soon.

[Michael Turley]

See you soon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you for your service. Peanut served in the military, too.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, he did.

[Michael Turley]

He was in the military.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming up next is the Lightning Round. Lightning Round. Lightning Round, where we bid the cars for America's best car buyer. Give methevid.com we also buy RVs, buses, class ABC motorhomes, motorcycles. You know, I say we buy jet skis, but we never. We never do. Somebody asked me the other day to buy jet Ski, and I passed. I mean, we'll lowball them, sure, but every time I touch a boat, I lose.

[Michael Turley]

And we don't do golf carts, either. Somebody sent me one of those this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't do golf carts.

[Bobbo Brown]

We don't do golf.

[Michael Turley]

Golf carts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you. Why are you against golf carts?

[Michael Turley]

I did not know we had anyone that would buy a golf cart.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll buy it. Yeah, I'll buy golf cart. Ain't afraid. No golf cart, okay?

[Bobbo Brown]

It's got four wheels.

[J.D. Ryan]

I want it delivered.

[Michael Turley]

Delivered?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I don't like messing with stuff you.

[Michael Turley]

Can'T move very easily in Iowa.

[J.D. Ryan]

But okay, I was close.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's real close for a golf cart.

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800-800 radio. Is the call in number Jeff in Houston. I see you there. We'll take you first, Charlie. I see you there, too. I actually already sent your number and your information to my classic and collector guru, Muffy Bennett and Gary Bennett out in Arizona. So you expect a call from them on your 65 GTO. And I will be right back. This is Blue.

[Michael Turley]

Meet me at the Times. I never met him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the VIN dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1800800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

And this is the lightning round where we bid cars on behalf of America's best car buyer. Give metheven.com go to. Give me the vin.com and load yours up now and we will put a buy bit on it. Dan in Nashville, Tennessee. You are buried badly, sir. A 14 Sierra 10 year old extended cab. Extended cab truck. Yo. 27 grand on it. It's got 140,000 miles on it. I think you're 10 grand flipped. Okay, thanks, Frank. In Tennessee.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

79 Trans Am. 60,000 original miles unmolested. What's that mean?

[Caller]

It's all original. Still. Factory engine, carburetor, all. All the junk that came on it is still on it. Original spare tire.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it a stick or an automatic?

[Caller]

It's an automatic.

[J.D. Ryan]

What color?

[Caller]

Red.

[J.D. Ryan]

How much rust does it have?

[Caller]

It should. You can see a little in the bottom corner of the windshield, but that's the only rust I could find on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you get it up on a lift and get under it, you'll find more. Promise. If there's any on it, you'll find a little bit more. Does 10 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

What buys it?

[Caller]

I would consider a 20 grand offer.

[J.D. Ryan]

You need a nicer. You need a nicer car than that to get 20 grand. I. I do this for a living and I. When I say I do this, I do this a lot. If there's a car I know, it's this one. I know this son of a. Inside and out. 60,000 mile Trans Am. You said it silver.

[Caller]

No, it's red with the bird is airbrushed on the hood.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not good.

[Caller]

It was repainted. It was. It was repainted. What? We were told somewhere around 2000. It was bought from Fleming two years ago. Two and a half years ago after a car accident I had.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you wreck it?

[Caller]

No, I didn't wreck it. I wrecked my SS Camaro.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would consider 15,000 if with a good rust inspection. Because if we got to get in there and get under it and start cutting stuff out and replacing it, it's ten grand. If. If I can just cut that one piece out around the window frame and redo it, you know, it's still going to cost a thousand bucks just to do that. And. But. But in my experience, when there's cancer in the body, there's More cancer in the colon. If there's cancer in the surface, there's cancer underneath. So I consider 15. You're just gonna have to get under it. Get a video. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Or go to GMTVCC, which is give me the VIN Classic collector. I'm a great buyer on these. I bought three of these yesterday. Like, three. I bought low mileage one ones for a lot of money. I gave 30 grand for one. I gave seven grand for one. There's a big difference in 79 Trans AMs. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars on the Radio for America's best car buyer, givemethevin.com and don't forget us on RVs, travel trailers, motorhomes, buses, all that stuff, too. Be right back. Australian Olympic breakdancer Ray Gun has announced that she will retire from competition because it was either that or learn how to break dance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com call in 800. 800 radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got the new bar in the cantina built.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And tiled last night. Did you see this?

[Gigi Drummond]

No.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, look.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Looks like a real place.

[DJ Pre K]

It does.

[Michael Turley]

That's beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I'm having a little bit of second thoughts.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no.

[Gigi Drummond]

About what?

[Michael Turley]

When, Where?

[J.D. Ryan]

About this whole town thing.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's too late for that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mm. Isn't that the damn truth?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm in a little deep.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah, why?

[Michael Turley]

But it's grow. Look at what you drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

What the hell am I doing? Why didn't any of y'all try to talk me out of this? No, seriously. Look, have I lost my damn mind? I went to a little town that was like nothing. Two little. Two blocks, old buildings. Most people tear them down. Sure, There's a couple of businesses in there. Most don't succeed. They come and they go. And then I get this stupid ass idea to save it and turn it into a destination spot. And I've spent a lot of money, jd.

[Michael Turley]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, like, I was just doing a little math on it. My controller called me this week and wanted to have, like, an intervention with me.

[Michael Turley]

Let's talk, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Do you have a drug problem?

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no. But you drive through this town, now it's growing. There's new places opening that are not yours.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's not many.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe there's more than I know of. But I drove through this morning and I went, that's new. That's new. That street is new. It looks like it's a town on the move.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it really does.

[Michael Turley]

You know more about it than I do, certainly.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I'm starting to wonder, Mike, why didn't you say anything to me? Why didn't any of y'all, as good friends of mine, check me up.

[Michael Turley]

This is gonna be our fault.

[Bobbo Brown]

You know, you have a dream, and I don't want to bust anybody's dream. I mean, I think it's the problem. Yeah. You like things to happen fast. This ain't gonna happen fast. I mean, it ain't gonna happen fast.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's a long term accomplishment. It'll happen. It's just gonna take.

[J.D. Ryan]

What expense?

[Bobbo Brown]

Well, that's a different story.

[Michael Turley]

Overnight. Sturgis didn't happen overnight.

[DJ Pre K]

That's right. This is your field of dreams. If you build it, they will come.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what the hell exactly am I wanting at the end of all this?

[Bobbo Brown]

The satisfaction is like, hey, I built that. That's. I mean, that's everything you. I'm. I don't. I'm maybe speaking out term, but don't you like.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm wondering. That's why I'm asking.

[DJ Pre K]

Your legacy.

[J.D. Ryan]

My legacy is going to be your legacy.

[DJ Pre K]

It will live on long past.

[Michael Turley]

It's kind of a cool place. It really is. When you first described it, I'm like, ah, that can't be. And I drove through, and I'm like, it's a movie set. Yeah, it really is.

[J.D. Ryan]

We. But we. We need a TV show or something.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

To spur it that Luke Bok had.

[Michael Turley]

The song, which helped.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, that.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is true.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, they did. They need something.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think I liked the movie Cars and Radiator Springs a little too much. I watched it with my kids a lot when they were little.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I liked it. And when I saw Walnut Springs, I saw this. We could turn this into radiators.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's only an hour south of the metroplex, and it's super gorgeous, Topo. I mean, the hill country, the drives through here is awesome, but it just. When it's not happening, it's pretty slow.

[Bobbo Brown]

Well, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

When I don't do an event here, there ain't nothing going on.

[Michael Turley]

They got a lot of restaurants, several bars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. But they don't stay in business.

[Michael Turley]

Never. Saturday night, then there's not happening place.

[Bobbo Brown]

So you got to have an event every week.

[Michael Turley]

Every week.

[Bobbo Brown]

That's a lot of work. I understand that, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobbo, you're a workaholic. I know, but could you be in charge of the event planning.

[Gigi Drummond]

What event planning exactly, by the way. What event planning?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing. Forget. I know you were working on something else. It's all good.

[Bobbo Brown]

Bobbo and Friends, the new band that you have opening up that they're.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're playing every Friday night.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's Bobbo and Friends. It's all of a sudden it's Bobbo and then it's a guy named Paul. And then also now they have a violin.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not a violin. Fiddle prick. It's a fiddle player.

[Bobbo Brown]

Whatever. What else is going to friend? They're just people walking upstage just playing with. But yeah, you think?

[Gigi Drummond]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you're good. And I do notice that starting to work, but Jesus Christ, how long does it take?

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm. I'm very self conscious about it. Like. That's very kind of you to say thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

No show fans, people that like what we're talking about. You ought to come in on a Friday and get there at what time y'all start? 6:30, 7, 7:00 at the Rattlesnake every Friday night. There's places to stay in town too. There's the lofts and Glen Rose is close.

[Gigi Drummond]

We got a big old barn, you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Know, I don't want them staying here.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's when we say, you know, when we say, you know, there's places we're friendly. But Jesus Christ, I didn't realize.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he got a steakhouse, right, that's next door to the Rattlesnake that we're trying to get open. But I mean, what are we gonna open it? My God, the room's been done for three months.

[Gigi Drummond]

You know, that whole deal. Right? There's something about the kitchen, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but we're sorry. I mean. And then the Cantina Bosque Cantina. Felipe Armenta and I are doing that together. It'll be open before the steakhouse is open.

[Gigi Drummond]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's gonna be good. I mean, it's gonna be so good. I do think that that is going to be a magnet to draw people here. Yeah, it is going to be over the top. Great foodies will travel.

[Bobbo Brown]

They will.

[Gigi Drummond]

Absolutely.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have Cody Canada coming.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so you're. You're on.

[J.D. Ryan]

So. So that night's gonna be absolutely packed. And if you come here that night, you're gonna think, oh my God, Wolf is a genius. Look at what he did. Because there's moments when we're like, this is on. Yeah, but I gotta keep that going when Cody Canada's not here or the car show's not here or Ted Nugent's not here. We got a book. I got to get a hold of a good booker. So we've got to keep this booked because it's a cool place. Walnut Springs, Texas is what we're talking about. This silly ass idea I had. And no, I don't do drugs, but I'm course. Yeah, you're. I got him pretty deep. Turley. I would have appreciated. You're always the voice of reason. You could have checked me a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Charlie.

[Bobbo Brown]

God, I don't squash dreams. I'm not a dream squasher.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but GG you don't have to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Squash just to say, I mean, my kids, like, I don't need to do anything but play football because I'm gonna be a professional football player. That's all I'm gonna do. Everything else you say doesn't matter because this is what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna make so much money and be so famous being a professional quarterback that I'm gonna, you know, take care of y'all. And I don't squash his dreams because I like to take care of y'all part. But I do say, what if you have an injury century that is career ending?

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

What if you're not good enough? What, what if, what if, what if? And Turley, you could have done that to me.

[Bobbo Brown]

But the what ifs, there wasn't enough of that for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you sold.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, because I. You have the experience of.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got too many yes. People around me.

[Bobbo Brown]

No, you have the experience of booking bands. Like if you didn't have dabble in certain thing areas, like I would have said. Yeah, but you don't have any clue. Yeah, you don't have any clue. You've never done this before. Okay, but everything you're touching on, you've done before.

[Michael Turley]

If you want to open an airline, we. I think we've all stepped up and hedge on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just because you can fly a Cessna.

[Michael Turley]

Does not mean you can run an airline. But you've run a bar before. Very successful.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's been 30 something years.

[Michael Turley]

It's the same business. Nothing changes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't have enough time to run a bar.

[Gigi Drummond]

That's.

[Michael Turley]

See, there's your thing you're on. You're in a hurry for everything, which is good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's how I've made everything work. Well, wish me luck, cuz I'm in too deep to stop now.

[Bobbo Brown]

Cody. Canada, coming up.

[J.D. Ryan]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio speech impediment. Terence, you've called in six times today. We haven't heard from you in six months. Are you just calling once? Once for every month you miss to.

[Caller]

Make up for every month? I saw you guys down to Florida and I asked my brother Mark. Florida?

[J.D. Ryan]

You took the words right out of my mouth. Mark, are you there?

[Caller]

I am.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you have a 98 Mustang GT 4.6 liter with 114 on it, clean. You want 4,000 for it? I'll probably give you three. Okay, go to give me the vintage. Go to givemethevin.com and load up. Mike, do you know what that reminds me of? And we're talking about startups when we started up. Give me the vin. I mean, I've been in the wholesale car business for 30 years, but the buying from the public heavily and like, really advertising hard and staffing just for public buying, consumer buying, not dealer buying. When we first started on the fan in Dallas 153, we sold a car. We took a trade. We had a Mustang like that, and we took a trade that was a Solstice GT or something. And then they called back and wanted to sell it back about three months ago. Three months later. I'm talking about 15 years ago.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they got high on meth. We bid the car. Right.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

We knew what we'd sold them, so we bought it back. And then they showed up and they put a black stripe on it all the way around it. But they did it with paint. Like house paint.

[Bobbo Brown]

House paint? Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

No joke. And masking tape. Yeah. So, like, the edge on it was just terrible. And in order to get the stripe off of the car, we had to sand it all down and repaint the whole car. And that, kids, is why you don't do drugs.

[Caller]

Why do math when you have the John Clay Wolf show?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you remember how tweaked up they were when they showed up?

[Bobbo Brown]

Oh, God. That was my first experience with tweakers. Really? Seriously. Like, I never. I heard about him, but to see him in person is a whole different world, man. I mean, that's constantly moving around and just dancing like there's something wrong with her pants. Like he's about to go to the bathroom. And I was like, what's going on here? John's like, nope, that's a tweaker there.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a tweaker. And we had to explain to him how badly he dealt, devalued his car by getting high and covering in house paint. You know, he didn't like that.

[Bobbo Brown]

He did not like that.

[Gigi Drummond]

He's a tweaker.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you get bit by a crystal meth tweaker.

[Michael Turley]

The people on YouTube are coming up with ideas for Walnut Springs. Change the name to Turleyville, have Bobble Road and up and down the street. Trump flags. That's what we do.

[Gigi Drummond]

We got plenty of that.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, there's plenty of Trump flags. Did you see my. My social father in law, Lars hung a Trump flag at his place.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, is that his. Yeah, it's nice and full. Full sin.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think he did Mr. Jack, with.

[Gigi Drummond]

You and the sheriff got a new one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, did he?

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes, his. Listen, he got the cheap Trump flag. He was on ebay, drunk, late at night. We got that first one. Dude. No. It was tattered in three weeks. Did you not notice?

[Michael Turley]

I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did.

[Gigi Drummond]

If you're gonna hang a flag, hang a flag.

[J.D. Ryan]

But. So now you're gonna make the campaign promises, huh? Similar. Going to tie the campaign promises into the condition of the flag and the time it took to get there. Right?

[Gigi Drummond]

I'm not sure what campaign promises.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, J.D.

[Gigi Drummond]

Mexico ain't paying for the wall, Jack. It's whatever you do. Is that what you're talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be back in a minute.

[Gigi Drummond]

After setting up his new home WI FI network, he named his domain name after his ex wife because they're both pretty expensive, both hardly reliable, and they both seem to have an issue with him streaming porn to his bedroom tv. After cleaning out his grandma's attic, he was surprised to find a violin and an oil painting, according to the antiques expert. The good news is what he found are a Stradivarius and a Picasso. The bad news is that this particular Stradivarius was a terrible painter. And this particular Picasso made really violins. He'd much rather have gonorrhea than a bass boat or a condo on the west side because at least he's confident that he can get rid of the gonorrhea. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

He knocks all of his buddies off the Good Deer blind that has an Internet connection so that he can surf porn while he's waiting on his next kill.

[Gigi Drummond]

Is there a better place?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. I don't know. I just wrote that down about three Weeks ago. And I found a place to inject it. I think it was funny. No, Baton Rouge. We are not at the LSU Bama game this week because Walk Ons, the sports bar that invited us to do a listener party in New Orleans and then the next day, today and back Baton Rouge and do the show live from there. They actually listened to the show in corporate.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they gave us the ax.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why we're not there this week.

[Bobbo Brown]

The biggest game of the year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I've had a lot of people emailing all week. What time, where, when, how. Sorry, I complained to Walk Ons they something about STDs. We were talking about STDs when one of their corporate people tuned in and they're like, oh, we can't, we can't. We can't back that up. Well, nobody's asking you to put that on the menu.

[Michael Turley]

No. Right.

[Bobbo Brown]

That's a disappointing. It's going to be great. Do you want to do college picks, by the way? Football picks real quick?

[DJ Pre K]

All right.

[Bobbo Brown]

So by the way, last week you finished one and three, John. Okay, I am 23 and 20. You are 20 and 23.

[J.D. Ryan]

For the year. We only bet four games.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, there's only four games last week and this week, same thing. Only four good games.

[J.D. Ryan]

They said, hang on, Turley, why are you doing this? I know what you're doing. You know what I'm going to bet so that now you're trimming the list down where you'll win.

[Bobbo Brown]

No, it's. It's literally games that I'm interested in.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it. Games that Turley's interested in by Michael.

[Bobbo Brown]

Turley that I feel the nation is interested in in, too. So at 230, ABC number three, Georgia seven one versus number 16, Ole Miss. This is pretty much a playoff game.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gotta be a 12 point spread.

[Bobbo Brown]

No, it is not. John George is favored by one and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, I'm taking Georgia. And you don't get a chance to move the line either.

[Bobbo Brown]

I mean, I agree with you. LANE Kiffin's like 1 in 11 versus teams in the top five. Georgia hasn't lost to anybody besides Bama.

[J.D. Ryan]

In four years, and I just won that one.

[Bobbo Brown]

Can I move the line?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely not. I'm going to be a jerk because you are manipulating the games. So I. I'm not manipulating the game. Cheating. What do you want to move the line to?

[Bobbo Brown]

I believe Georgia will win the game, too. Will they win by a touchdown, John? Seven points?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Brown]

All right. John's comfortable at seven points. All right, next game, if you win.

[J.D. Ryan]

If we win by less than seven, I'm taking it back.

[Bobbo Brown]

Come on. That's how it works, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go ahead.

[Bobbo Brown]

All right, the big game number at 6:30. Number 11. Bama versus number 15. LSU at the Swamp. Or not swamp the Baton Rouge.

[J.D. Ryan]

What time is this game?

[Bobbo Brown]

6:30. Bama is favored by two and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

6:30.

[Bobbo Brown]

6:30.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, good.

[Bobbo Brown]

This is a.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I'm not going to start drinking today until 6. No beers till 6.

[Bobbo Brown]

The loser will get eliminated from the playoffs.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's in Baton Rouge.

[Bobbo Brown]

In Baton Rouge. And it'll be dark night game.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the line?

[Bobbo Brown]

Two and a half bamas favored by Got lsu. You could take it, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Bobbo Brown]

Because do you see what happened to LSU against a running quarterback versus Texas A and M's running quarterback?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was not paying attention.

[Bobbo Brown]

Not very well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it at A and M though?

[Bobbo Brown]

Yes, it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm telling you. Marie Laveau comes into the stands out of the Swamp, in the night, in the dark in Baton Rouge and she does voodoo. And it will happen again.

[Bobbo Brown]

She's gonna have to because Mel Jalen Melrose Bama's running back or quarterback. He ran 155 yards against him last time. He's probably gonna do the same again, too. So you take that one, John. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at myself.

[Bobbo Brown]

I know you. Look at y'all. LSU down.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I'm wearing a purple shirt with a yellow LSU and orange glasses. And it's not that I'm a homosexual, it's that I'm a bad. I'm trying to look Cajun because Cajuns are very clashy in colors and not very good dressers.

[Michael Turley]

It's working.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Bobbo Brown]

All right. Two games in the NFL at noon.

[J.D. Ryan]

I need overalls. What I mean.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, no kidding. The Steelers six and two versus the Commanders. Washington Commanders are seven and two. The Commanders are favored by two and a half points. John, who are they playing? Steelers. Steelers. It's in Washington Commanders, third rank offense versus second ranked defense. Who do you have?

[J.D. Ryan]

I love. I'm gonna go Commanders because I like their quarterback because he's a Tiger.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I really think the Steel. I think it's a bad bet. I think the Steelers are gonna beat that. So.

[Bobbo Brown]

But you're gonna take the Commanders to cover the two and a half. I'll let you do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I'm gonna lose again.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, I'll let you take that one. In the last game. No Cowboy games by the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank God.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yes. 720 NBC. The Lions seven one versus the six and three Texans. John. The Lions are favored by only three and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got the Lions.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, I think it's a little light, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where is it?

[Bobbo Brown]

It's in Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

Houston? Never trust a man from Houston.

[Bobbo Brown]

But that's a. That's a light.

[J.D. Ryan]

Move your line.

[Bobbo Brown]

All right. Will the Lions. Wow. So aggressive for somebody that has a losing record in picks. Go ahead. All right. Five and a half. Will the Lions win by five and a half?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo Brown]

All right, you take it, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Bobbo Brown]

And that's your picks. Good luck, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Steve and Baton Rouge, good morning.

[Caller]

Lift the guys. Y'all sound really great. I have two quick things, but you brought up walk on. So whatever you do, do not tell your. Your competitors that you'll give them walk on competitors that you'll give them discount advertising. And don't tell your people to short walk on stock because we don't want to do that kind of stuff for them. Not let you. You should be here, man. Okay, the first thing I want to mention is on. On. On the bar. Am I still here?

[J.D. Ryan]

The bar. What bar?

[Caller]

Bring. Bring your bar in. In.

[J.D. Ryan]

Our project.

[Caller]

Yeah, listen, bring your son involved. Remember you talking about how your son loves to work three sons.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which one do you want?

[Caller]

The one that always is working at night and getting the chips.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the little one. He's only 11. Dude.

[Caller]

Listen, my daughter started a snow cones stand at 12. Don't hold back on. These kids will be geniuses. Way past you by time they're full grown. So that's just a good idea. And the third thing was, can y'all agree as a consensus, all y'all, three good highway driving songs?

[J.D. Ryan]

Radar Love. I Am the Highway.

[Bobbo Brown]

That's a good one. Yeah. I Am the highway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, that's really good.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's really not saying highway songs that say highway in them, but I'm just going with it anyway.

[Caller]

No, no, no. You drive. You're on the road and you're driving. You eat a good song, man. There's. Yeah, I like Free Bird, to be honest with you. But, yeah, y'all may play.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got this. Lights, 11 County, Charlie Robinson. It's kind of long and I can listen to that a few times because it's almost like watching an episode of something.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

I like one that just always comes on my playlist. Toady's Tyler. That's just a good road.

[J.D. Ryan]

Toady's Rubberneck as an album is a good road burner.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, yeah, the whole record's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I listen to that. So I hear Steve. I mean, so you're saying that I need to lean on my boys to save it, but.

[Caller]

No, no, let's listen.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm with you. Hey, if it was up to me and not their mama, I'd pull their ass out of school, homeschool, have them working. I've got Junior out there in the shop right now, the 15 year old that burn up the damn motor in the Blazer. If you listen to the show, you heard the story, he jumps in my K5 blazer, puts it in first gear and drives it all the way home. Burnt the motor in the training up. So he's out there right now with the mechanics pulling an engine and putting a new LS in it. And he's not very mechanically.

[Caller]

Absolutely, that's, that's, that's invaluable lesson right there. Now he can still go to college and be a mechanical engineer, but what I'm saying now is bring these kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

How can he be a mechanical engineer if he's going to be a professional football quarterback? You could do both. He won't listen. Anything but that.

[Caller]

I listen. You're wrong. He still, he still has to get a degree in college if he's going to play in college. Double double dip right there. Get a degree in McCathy and then go play college.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't need nothing. You can play ball. Just flying for the games. You need to be working at the bars and the restaurants in Walnut Springs with all your free time. And you need to get no money from daddy and get all your money from tips and then you'll be something and wind up making something. And if I give him anything from.

[Caller]

College, he still needs a degree from college.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe. Hell, I don't really need one. He's playing football.

[Caller]

Football in college. He needs to agree.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know I agree. I agree with the degree. I know, but I, I, I. That working thing is real and I'm not doing enough of it with my kids, I can promise you. All right, we'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the fastest growing [e-mail] Scott.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lake Charles, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's your message?

[Caller]

That Trump needs to nominate the tiger king for Department of Agriculture Sector secretary and that pre K for Ambassador to Jamaica.

[Bobbo Brown]

Ambassador to Jamaica.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ira Brian in dc. What's up?

[Caller]

Hey, John. So I was listening and I just decided to type in Walnut Springs, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Caller]

And up came that. Up came their website. And I think if you're going to promote what you're doing down there, you might need to look at their website there and maybe upgrade some of the. What they're doing there. It's not. I. I assume.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I can only imagine. I'm surprised. It probably loads up from a phone connection.

[Caller]

Well, the initial. The initial photograph is of the City hall. And I don't mean any sense to anybody, but it looks like it's like a VFW hall.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I mean, look at this. And then if you want folks to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on down, I mean, it just takes money. I hear you. I hear you. And that's why I'm saying this is. This is a larger project than what I was thinking about. There's other things. Well, good advice. And remember, I mean, the mayor and I are getting along better. So.

[Caller]

That's Sammy Ortega.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[Gigi Drummond]

Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I'd like to go down on the record. He is a nice guy. He actually helped.

[Caller]

I'm sure he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

He. Well, he and I clashed pretty hard in the beginning. We had some serious words one evening, but, you know, when the rubber meets the road, we want the same thing. And he helped us out with a couple of things and anyway, yeah, it's okay, but I've got no interest in being in politics here. Zero.

[Caller]

That's not it. I can't see, you know, them turning down some financing for some advertising or just some improvements that, you know, whatever you're doing down there, you could take some of that revenue and fund it into helping them promote whatever Chamber of commerce or whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Revenue going first. That. Revenue is a great word. See you. You just nailed it. That revenue, that. That's part of the problem. Revenue. A. Roy.

[Caller]

Hey, hey, hey. Just want to tell you, big fan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks.

[Caller]

Listen to you. Every weekend, 98.1 the eagle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. @ a Baton Rouge.

[Caller]

Baton Rouge. Yeah. One more thing. He was talking earlier and I called before you started talking about this Trump. You have the power with all your fans to come up with ideas to increase your business.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

Okay. I reckon I say maybe you can start a contest. I think you have yet. First of all, you can have a Trump appreciation or victory party. And then after that, you can just have Trump parties.

[J.D. Ryan]

We were actually going to have a Trump rally. We were actually trying to. Great mainstay. Like we were talking about having a Trump rally last weekend before the election. And the sheriff was going to speak. He's like, I need another speaker. It can't just be me. And we were hitting some other people, but they were all Tulsi Gabbard. You know, we're trying to get old. Ted Nugent couldn't do that. Had five other people were trying to line up, but everybody was committed. But that having a victory party is not the dumbest thing I ever heard. Actually, I think we should do that next weekend. Trump victory party, Walnut Springs, next Saturday, Right after the Saturday. Yep.

[Caller]

There'll be people everywhere. As long as you've got Trump's name in it, you'll be good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trump victim, Walnut Springs. Hey, I got to keep bugging. I got to keep.

[Bobbo Brown]

You can have. I'm sorry, just thinking about this. You can have all different types of people bring like their best Trump flags. I mean, there's a whole thing you can do with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, when I was in LA after the last election, driving down 405, going back to Long Beach, I've never. You were with me, jd.

[Michael Turley]

I saw that video of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was the large. Too bad we hadn't sent it to Bryce and show it, because it do send it to Bryce if you find it so you can show it to those guys on watching on the stream. It was the largest Trump train I've ever seen in my life, about eight miles. Trump, you were there too. I was with you in California, you know, communist country.

[Michael Turley]

Within an hour and a half of the announcement. Yeah, they had somehow flash mobbed. Yeah, flash mobbed it. Basically.

[Bobbo Brown]

Best Trump dress with a flag. Have you seen that? The females are taking the flags and making dresses out of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go for that. Sam, what you got?

[Caller]

Hey, you know Amazon's putting in a facility in Cleveland, which is right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right There's a strong word.

[Gigi Drummond]

45 minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, it's, it's. It's 40 minutes.

[Caller]

They're gonna put a thousand employee facility.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell them to put it right here. Yeah. Cleveland is not right there. No, actually, this little town was Cleburne before it burned down. It had a college and a university, and it was the hub of the railroad system. And all burned down and they moved it to Cleburne, Texas. And then Cleburne was the railroad hub for south of dfw.

[Gigi Drummond]

City website's got a picture of an in ground pool. I don't know where it is. It's on there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You kidding me? You're kidding me, right?

[Gigi Drummond]

It doesn't explain it, does it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Have water in it.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yes, it's blue and beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Philip in Pennsylvania, what's up?

[Caller]

Hey, what's up, John? Clay Wolf, this. I just wanted to call and say I love your show. Well, and I was just sitting here drinking my Natty Light and I was just thinking, you think, you think now that Trump's president, you think car prices will go down because gas prices are going to go down? No, it's frack, baby, frack.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I think that inflation is all going to have to level out. What is here is here.

[Caller]

I think Trump, Trump is going to save our country.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I am. You know, he. The idea of bringing. You got to remember why we left Britain in the first place was taxation. And so that mojo and mantra is what's coming back. And I think it's just real fundamentals. Donald Trump is the Malcolm X of that movement. But there's a lot of people in the movement and. Yes, yeah, but I do agree that will get us back.

[Caller]

It's not even Republican.

[Michael Turley]

No MAGA movement.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's more MAGA than yes. Then Republican or Trump or Democrat or Independent. It's really more maga. If you take the crazy out of MAGA that people have gotten some stereotypes on, probably for good reason. But that ideology, ideology of MAGA really goes back to the beginning of how and why we might, you know, we have the right to bear arms. Taxation without representation is not okay. Da da da da da. So yeah. J.D. do you know if we got the house?

[Michael Turley]

I do not know yet. Let me check again.

[Bobbo Brown]

Last I saw they're still counting. But I believe the Republicans will have the House here.

[J.D. Ryan]

If we got the house, we're gonna get some serious stuff done. Mail from jail. It is time.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh goody.

[Michael Turley]

It's still 212 to 200. We need 218 to get the house. So they're still counting. Sorry, Johnny. My bad.

[Gigi Drummond]

Why are you sorry?

[Michael Turley]

Because I stepped on you.

[Gigi Drummond]

Or no?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just read.

[Gigi Drummond]

John. This week's mail from jail. Entry reads, hey John, love the show. I am locked up in Fort Worth here at a federal unit. I caught a five year sentence for stealing mail. That's actually the max amount of time I can get from a charge. Yes, I'm going to stint for stealing Walmart coupons and junk mail, if you can believe it. I actually think I might have stolen the judge's mail. That's the only reason he hit me with a max, isn't it? Right now I'm in the special housing unit. That's like a jail within the jail, 24 hour lockdown. I did go over the fence to get a drone package a couple of weeks ago and think they like me doing that. I'm actually on the same unit as the Tiger King, your friend.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh.

[Gigi Drummond]

Fortunately, I get out in six months. Hey, you ever think about a resident DJ at the Rattlesnake? I'm a great entertainer and promoter. How do you like the name DJ Going Postal or DJ Mailman? Because I deliver as well as steal the mail. If you'll let me do a show with the Snake, I promise I won't steal your mail while I'm there. By the way, Johnny F. The feds don't fall for their crap. Your friend, Josh Albright, Fort Worth fmc.

[Michael Turley]

And it's funny you bring his name up because I saw a story on WFA tv, which is the local TV station, about this guy. South Lake Police arrested a driver initially pulled the vehicle over for speeding and a license plate not having a plate. Inside the vehicle, officers found 150 people, pieces of stolen mail. Arrested the driver, Joshua Albright.

[J.D. Ryan]

This guy, pounds of meth on him. Oh, you're.

[Michael Turley]

Don't you beat the story. Albright handed officers a fake driver's license. He had an open can of Steel Reserve Beer. Yeah, and officers found meth in his. In his socks.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is Steel Ill Reserve Beer?

[Michael Turley]

I'm not sure.

[Bobbo Brown]

It's disgusting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cheap.

[Bobbo Brown]

It is the worst malt liquor you can buy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is he a black guy?

[Michael Turley]

He's arrested on charges of theft of the mail and of course, of the meth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gigi, what is the deal with.

[Bobbo Brown]

Right? Pre K? Isn't it terrible?

[J.D. Ryan]

Or hell, probably Pre K more than gg. What's the deal with malt liquor in the Urban Crown?

[Bobbo Brown]

It's cheap and it gets you drunk.

[DJ Pre K]

It gets you there. It gets you there. My dad used to drink Pabst. Pabst Malt Liquor or Slitz Malt Ribbon.

[J.D. Ryan]

I used to drink Mickey's Big Mouth with my Uncle Roy and that's malt liquor. And then the Bull Schlitz Malt Liquor Bowl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Schlitzer.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, on the COVID And he's like that. I can pour a beer because I Thunderburg. It's good. I mean.

[Gigi Drummond]

I mean, Steel Reserve is the merlot of beers.

[J.D. Ryan]

We used to have a backhoe operation we called Cold Bear. And I'm like, why is his name Cold Bear? Daddy said, because he drinks Cold Bear wine.

[Michael Turley]

Cold Bear.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars Radio for America's. Best car. Is this the lightning round? Well, that's not much setup time. Oh boy.

[Bobbo Brown]

Time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go ahead, call me. I'm here. 800. Yeah, I'm live. 8008-072348-00800 radio call during this commercial. It's a music and then I think third, 30 second commercial at the end of the song. And then we'll rejoin on the radio network. It's not a podcast. You're more on. You can also watch us live stream jcwshow.com and you can get the podcast of this show with the music breaks clipped [e-mail] goes up about 3:00 Central. But for right now, if you want me to bid your car on behalf of America's best car buyer, givemethevin.com call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio spells out radio. 800800 radio. We'll be right back. Year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. Call me on stuff that's real not dreambody.

[Gigi Drummond]

Give me the vin.com salute. The Grand Old Party. On this day in 1874, Harper's Weekly featured a political cartoon about president Ulysses S. Grant with the Republican party represented by an elephant. It would eventually become the party's official mascot. Hey, when you're ready to elect someone, buy your car, sell it to the party. That gives you more and makes the process easy. GiveMeTheVin.com we are America's best car buyers. Sell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bob in Tennessee. You there? Bob in Springfield, Tennessee. 17 Ram half ton diesel, Big Horn, 82,000 mile, four wheel drive crew cab wants 23 grand. I'm 18 grand. Buyer shows that he's there, but it doesn't. He's been on hold for three hours.

[Bobbo Brown]

Probably fell asleep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three hours. Two and a half.

[Bobbo Brown]

Holy crap.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Think about what that phone call cost me, Jim.

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

20 Silverado work truck, 100,000 mile, four wheel drive, 137,000 95,000 miles. Yeah, it's just, man, these, these prices on high miles have adjusted grossly.

[Caller]

I think you're as a diesel, you know, you know diesel with allison, you know, 2500 workbook. But it does not look like a work truck. I can assure you it looks like a upgraded truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

But when you open the door, is there carpet?

[Caller]

Yes, it's cloth.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no. On the floor. Is it rubber or carpet?

[Caller]

It's, it's vinyl. A rubber?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's a work truck. You're 10,000 off minimum.

[Caller]

Okay. Yeah, but it looks, it didn't look like work, like I can assure you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hear you.

[Caller]

It doesn't drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you know you can buy a brand new Dodge 2024, four wheel drive dually with chrome package on it, Empower driver's seat, Cummins of course, four wheel drive stickers like almost 80 and buy them for 55 grand at the dealer, brand new.

[Caller]

Yeah, I know this came down here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but so these used ones come down too a lot. You still see some asking prices that are crazy, but the reality prices in the wholesale auction are back on the mark and it's just adjusted. And that goes for everything. Hey, if you guys want to sell your classic or collector car, go to gmtvcc.com which stands for give me the VIN. Classic, collector, we specialize. We have a special segment of that. We have a special segment of luxury. GMTV Lux is what we call that we handle. You know, we handle a lot of. I don't know how the hell this redneck got into the Highline business, but I guess it's where I started. Lots of Porsches, lots of Lamborghinis, lots of Maserati Vantage, Ashton's.

[Bobbo Brown]

I mean four hundred thousand dollar car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Last week did we sold a six hundred thousand dollars car last week? We sold a seven hundred thirty thousand dollar Lamborghini Revolto Tint last week actually I finally collected on it. I don't count them sold until the money's but yeah, Wranglers, Camrys, Corollas, Expeditions, all that in the Highline stuff. In the classic and collector stuff, go to give me the VIN. Like Venom. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com. my name is John Clay Wolf. I founded that company 30 years ago under a different name. I changed the name of it about 10 years ago to give me the VIN for this reason because we start buying off the consumers. Just send us the VIN network and the software will bust the VINs up and tell us we pull a Carfax auto check. We can see so much information off of the VIN number, color, miles, it's amazing. Givemethevin.com sell us your car. Be right back. I think we need to renegotiate our relationship to the government. You know, like we need a whole new system. Okay. I mean do we even like need a president. President. Or just figure out a new way to do the job. I mean, what job do you have for four years? No matter what, just show me one job. Like if you hired a cook and he was making people vomit every day, do you sit there and go, well, he's got a four year deal.

[Gigi Drummond]

We just got to vomit before.

[J.D. Ryan]

All over here.

[Caller]

Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're back to the John Clay Wolf show taking over your radio every Saturday morning. Hit them up. 800, 800 radio. Hit up the website for podcasts, merch, and how to contact the crew. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I'm an old Stern head. Yeah. Howard Stern was definitely an inspiration for me to really get into radio.

[Michael Turley]

You knew that, boss?

[Gigi Drummond]

Of course.

[J.D. Ryan]

When I was 16 years old, I remember running errands for my dad's business in my company car and I was listening to Stern on the Eagle and I was like, what the hell? Anyway, he's done.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's done.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, he's just the. His fans have turned on him. Sure. Completely.

[Gigi Drummond]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he left them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Yeah, he went hard. Hard left and hard covered.

[Bobbo Brown]

But does he care?

[Michael Turley]

No. Yeah, he's got all the money in the world.

[Bobbo Brown]

He literally. I mean, I know we're bagging on him as far as what he's doing now, but he changed.

[J.D. Ryan]

He.

[Bobbo Brown]

The reason podcasting is going on right now is because of him. Seriously.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo Brown]

They wouldn't be around once he made the steps. Like, you know what? Screw trust for radio. I see where it's going.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo Brown]

Go to satellite. And everybody's like, well, I could do that too now. And I mean, I. I have to give him credit for that. Seriously.

[Gigi Drummond]

Originator.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. But you know, he's not ending on a high note. Everybody should end their career on a high note. Now it's gotten to where they're not doing the production they used to do. The funny bits, the writing. Oh, yeah, it's gotten stale. His. His fan base has turned on him. They're canceling Serious. They. They've gone from lovers to haters. And Sirius, who they hire? They hired that chick. Call her daddy. I forgot her name. But she's got $125 million deal with serious Alexander Cooper. 30 year old girl.

[Michael Turley]

Kamala did a deal with her. Yeah. Let's sit down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Joe Rogan's hotter. Hotter than he's ever been ever. The.

[Michael Turley]

That was a mistake for her not to go sit with him.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think having Trump on just propelled him to another level of infamy.

[Michael Turley]

And the very last Minute Joe Rogan endorsed him.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did not know that.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, he did. The night before he endorsed Donald Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

What about all the pre voters? Gigi, do you listen to these people?

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not a podcaster.

[DJ Pre K]

That would be. That would definitely be a no. I mean, I have listened to Howard Stern and Robin, and when I hear you talk about them, I wonder, maybe he was that way all along. No, he just needed to be it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[DJ Pre K]

No, he's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. I think he was just trying to. I hadn't really thought about what he's doing. He just mailed it in and does care. But I just.

[Gigi Drummond]

The bits, man. The bits. Back in the day, you saved me.

[J.D. Ryan]

The.

[Gigi Drummond]

The Selena. When Selena died tragically.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Gigi Drummond]

And we all wept like children. And then Stern on his show makes fun of it. He says, well, we have tape, you know, and they play the Selena song.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I know.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know a lady that was working at. At KSX in LA at that time, and she said the revolt on that station was unbelievable.

[Gigi Drummond]

No doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

The. The crap that he started it. It changed radio.

[Bobbo Brown]

So he playing this song, right?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Start shooting.

[Michael Turley]

Don't do it.

[Bobbo Brown]

Don't do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you doing? He doesn't know. It was. How many years ago was that?

[Gigi Drummond]

But that's the kind of stuff he used to do.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, but you can't do that now.

[Michael Turley]

No, people.

[J.D. Ryan]

You couldn't do it then.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it's back then, but now you have to be careful. You couldn't do it careful.

[J.D. Ryan]

You couldn't do it then.

[Bobbo Brown]

But he did it.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he did it. And then he's the one that made it.

[DJ Pre K]

He did it anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the one that made it where you really couldn't do it.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the Internet has polluted our brains and dumbed us down and changed all the lines of what's right and wrong as far as content, cursing, sexualization, all the bad stuff that good Christian homes were raised around. The Internet just wiped it out.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[Bobbo Brown]

Well, that's why there's really no borders, no lines. And he doesn't have anything to push anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's not fun to listen to.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, it's not that. Oh, I'm in a.

[J.D. Ryan]

It took his stage away.

[Bobbo Brown]

Correct. Yeah. And now it's just kind of. It's okay. His interviews are okay. You know that. That's about the only thing he does. He gets pretty interesting with his bands and stuff like that, but that's it. Everything else is just right.

[Gigi Drummond]

But with an Audience size like that. Like people you like. Like, I'm a big Billy Joel head. Right. And his interview with Billy Joel this last time around was just phenomenal, I thought. But I like Billy Joel, so, you know, Crab, Louisiana.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's up?

[Caller]

You're right about.

[Michael Turley]

You're right about Stern.

[Caller]

I signed up for a lifetime membership because of him about 15, 20 years ago. And I don't listen too much because he production values down and stuff, but I listen to other stuff, like music stations and NFL stuff, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounds like you're.

[Caller]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were. They were extremely creative. Extremely working hard that the days with Artie Lane were the best days by a long shot. I don't know if you agree with that Cat Crab.

[Caller]

You. Your show reminds me a lot of Stern. Early Stern.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's her. It's. It's heavily influenced is why. I mean, I was listening to that. I'd listen to Richard Pryor when I was a kid. I would steal. My brother was seven years older than mine, and I would steal his comedy records and my dad's comedy records and listen to it in my room. Lots of cursing, lots of sexual. Anyone? I was heavily influenced by some serious racy ass comedy as a youngster that if my parents would have caught me listening to it, I've been in trouble. But that stuff.

[Caller]

Well, I grew up with Bill Cosby and Fat Albert and stuff like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that sucks. You have a good weekend? Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

No, it was great, man. It was great.

[J.D. Ryan]

But that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about Heavy Dirty. Do you know what the name of Richard Pryor's album was that was Under My Bed?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you know what it's called?

[Gigi Drummond]

The first one? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It had the N word on.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah. And then he had the bicentennial in word.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's crazy. Robin Williams, back in the day, was on fire. On fire, yeah. Hey, Ralphie boy. I know that you know that I know that you wanted me in the. So why don't you come over here?

[Gigi Drummond]

Eddie Murphy can't do that. That.

[Michael Turley]

You can't do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't do that. Did you just have to dump me?

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, I was trying to clean it. What can we do anymore? This. I can't do that. I said the butt can't do anything. I said before.

[Michael Turley]

They said before, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

But Eddie Murphy had a song about the butt. Was that on the radio?

[Michael Turley]

No, of course not. Ever? No, that's the problem. The. The line is blurred. You hear something radio now and they say the F word. They Say everything. So you're thinking that maybe we can say that on broadcast and we can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm not that stupid, but. I know, but titillating is the thing.

[Michael Turley]

That's what you just did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sexually titillating, man. I just did not find that very titillating for you. She got to worry about what might turn on a homosexual.

[Michael Turley]

It's just when it becomes. When it goes from the word to the act. Like, you could say, hey, that.

[Gigi Drummond]

That.

[Michael Turley]

You can say cockadoodle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. See, you're fixing to get me in trouble.

[Michael Turley]

No, I wasn't at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I was. You guys are the ones that always, like. We're right up against the line, right? We're on the gas, 120 coming out of the turn, and then you have to elbow me and jam the car into the wall.

[Michael Turley]

I worked in broadcast radio with a guy that was on the edge all the time. I know what the edge is.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he was okay. He got away with things. I could.

[Michael Turley]

No, you can't get away with.

[J.D. Ryan]

I couldn't get away with what? Russ? Mark Got away with now.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Gigi Drummond]

In the words of Chevy Chase. Thanks, Doc. Did you ever do time?

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan. Her name is G.G. drummond. Bobbo, Bobby Brown, Michael Turley, some of y'all might know him in Dallas from 100 years ago when he ran the. He was a producer at the Ticket. DJ Pre K. We found him at Party City. Is that right, Pre K?

[Bobbo Brown]

Yep. Blowing up balloons.

[J.D. Ryan]

Blowing up them balloons. All right, my name. We'll be right back. Thank you. I am not your only wheels.

[Michael Turley]

I am the highway.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf show, heard every Saturday morning across America. Hey, the John Clay Wolf show has what you need.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hit them up.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. And check out the [e-mail] or John Claywolf.com.

[Michael Turley]

This is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Domingo in Dallas. Good. What up?

[Caller]

I was just thinking, if you like a Woodstock, you know, thing going out there in your town.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, you're in charge of that. You put the money up, you do the promotion, and I'll give you the place. Deal. All right, cool. I booked it.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ideas are wonderful.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody's got them.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love the ideas, but it's just more work for me.

[DJ Pre K]

Go right ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Get on it, baby. Apache. Get on it. Get on it. Okay. That's right, Kimasabe. Get on it. It's time For Jeopardy. Jump on it. Jeopardy.

[Bobbo Brown]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

That's right. That's right. I'm a win today. Let me get serious. I won on Tuesday, so I'm winning today.

[Bobbo Brown]

Okay, thank you.

[Gigi Drummond]

Must be time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own John Clay Wolf Show Crew. Let's take a look at our category.

[J.D. Ryan]

Must be time to test the patient of your own, Bobo Brown.

[Gigi Drummond]

Damn right. Category one, self, A soulful misconduct, recording artists and their alleged crimes. And category two, Southern Cooking Delicacies of the American South.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, here we go.

[Gigi Drummond]

Y'all ready to Jeopardy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Soul food is what you're saying. Let's go.

[Gigi Drummond]

Southern Cooking Delicacies of the American South. Category one, question one. This American music pioneer serves sentences for possession of cocaine in 1980 and 1990, years after he made Tina Turner a household name.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Ike Turner? I said ding first. She just.

[Bobbo Brown]

Now she's bullying.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I said beep, beep, beep.

[Gigi Drummond]

No beep, beep, beep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I say is like, right, because if it's wrong, then she can have it.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I said Ike. I'm gonna reach through that screen.

[Gigi Drummond]

Who is Ike Turner?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not next.

[DJ Pre K]

I said, who we giving the points to there?

[J.D. Ryan]

I said ding first.

[DJ Pre K]

I did, John.

[Michael Turley]

I'm sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm taking.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

I love you, Gigi, but I haven't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seen a woman get beat like that since the Summer Olympics.

[DJ Pre K]

You just stop. You just stop and go be, well, wealthy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go be wealthy.

[DJ Pre K]

That's right. Go spend some money. Don't you have something to buy?

[Bobbo Brown]

Wow, look at this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn, I'm losing money.

[Gigi Drummond]

Actually, here comes question two. In a precursor to P. Diddy's recent accusations, this singer, songwriter and his girlfriend were charged with kidnapping, false imprisonment, sexual harassment, and furnishing narcotics. Quite an uncharacteristic list of offenses for the King A Funk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Rick James?

[Gigi Drummond]

That is correct.

[Bobbo Brown]

There you go.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, they kidnapped this chick at a party and took her home for, like, eight days.

[Bobbo Brown]

Cocaine's a hell of a drug and.

[Gigi Drummond]

Made her do things. Here comes question three. This American rapper served eight months in 2010 for weapons possession and possession of marijuana. By that time, he wasn't so little anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ding, ding, ding. Pre K precursors first.

[Bobbo Brown]

I kind of want to hear your guess, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who is easy?

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah, incorrect.

[Bobbo Brown]

Who is Lil Wayne?

[Gigi Drummond]

Who is Little Wayne?

[Bobbo Brown]

Pre K's on the board.

[Gigi Drummond]

We've been asking ourselves for 20 years now. Who is Little Wayne?

[J.D. Ryan]

What was the guy's name in the ghetto Boys, the little itty bitty guy, Big Wayne.

[Bobbo Brown]

Bushwick Bill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bushwick Bill. Who is Bushwick? Bill Ripley.

[Gigi Drummond]

All right, category two, question one. This European dish was popularized in the US in the. In the 1700s by James Hemings, the personal chef of Thomas Jefferson. A cook it yourself family serving can still be purchased for less than a dollar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ding, ding, ding. What are ramen noodles?

[Gigi Drummond]

That's incorrect.

[J.D. Ryan]

A dollar.

[Gigi Drummond]

1700S? You ain't got no ramen noodles in 1700s.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you got, Jack?

[Bobbo Brown]

This Southern.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buy this. Less than a dollar.

[Gigi Drummond]

Would you walk over here?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's beautiful.

[Gigi Drummond]

You can.

[Bobbo Brown]

Ding, ding, ding. What is Mac and cheese?

[Gigi Drummond]

That is correct. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Poor people. Food for $2.

[Bobbo Brown]

No, it's a Southern dish.

[DJ Pre K]

That's not soul food.

[Gigi Drummond]

It is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it is. Oh, yeah, it is.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it is not craft, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the way he explained. It's not any good, maiden.

[Gigi Drummond]

Maybe not in communist California. You left.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just. He just didn't make it. He just didn't sell it right, G. I'm with you.

[Bobbo Brown]

No Pre K's tied with you.

[DJ Pre K]

It's all right, baby.

[Caller]

It's.

[DJ Pre K]

It's all right.

[Gigi Drummond]

He did everything perfect. See if y'all can keep up. Question two.

[DJ Pre K]

All right.

[Gigi Drummond]

This variation of porridge made from coarsely ground dried maize or water grits. That is correct. Dang, John, I wish I had some.

[Bobbo Brown]

How you doing over there, GG with that big zero?

[DJ Pre K]

Did I ask you? Did I. Did I ask you? I'm sorry. You act like I was talking to you. Questions to read, Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

We all shut up and let's play the game. Jesus Christ. I feel like I'm with my family.

[Gigi Drummond]

You need to work, GG this competition. You don't lay around when they're.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shut up. I'm always having to tell the kids to shut up. Quit nipping at each other. Turley walks over there, smacks Gigi on the head. Gets her going, right? Jesus.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, shut this up, homie. This staple of Southern cooking is made from cleaned pig intestines seasoned and boiled in a pot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

[DJ Pre K]

What is chitlins? What is chitlins? And I said, dick, you did, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

You said, too slow, homegirl.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, John was finished.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I didn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you're on a delay, and I think it's your fault.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's not much of a delay. It's.

[DJ Pre K]

I think I've been robbed.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's less than a half second, G. I'm looking at you.

[DJ Pre K]

He's trying.

[Gigi Drummond]

Hey, just listen. Double Jeopardy's coming Up. That's where the points is. That's why you always win.

[DJ Pre K]

Right. But.

[Gigi Drummond]

But you gotta follow me, girl.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm on the board now, right?

[Gigi Drummond]

You gotta follow me, girl.

[Bobbo Brown]

John won that point.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, I am. I said I'm beating her.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the black questions. I love it.

[DJ Pre K]

I demand a recount.

[Gigi Drummond]

We're going to stick with category two for our first round of Double jeopardy. Ready? Okay, here we go. When there's no fresh fruit available, try this traditional mate pie made with eggs, butter and molasses.

[J.D. Ryan]

God. What's it called? It's a thing.

[DJ Pre K]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. What is custard pie?

[Gigi Drummond]

No, no, it's incorrect.

[DJ Pre K]

What is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ding, ding, ding. What is. It's a dumb pie. I don't like it. I don't know if I've even tried it. Heard about it all my life.

[Bobbo Brown]

15 seconds.

[Gigi Drummond]

Here's a hint. Really smart checker players play this game too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chess night.

[Michael Turley]

Chess pie.

[DJ Pre K]

Ding, ding, ding. Oh, I already said something.

[Bobbo Brown]

Time is up. What was the answer?

[Gigi Drummond]

Jenny R. I said, what is chess pie? Chess pie.

[Bobbo Brown]

You're too late.

[DJ Pre K]

Real.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never heard that in my life.

[DJ Pre K]

The ant.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo Brown]

He didn't get it. It's no. No one gets a point.

[Gigi Drummond]

I've never heard of lemon chest pie. No, it's good. It's a cheap alternative.

[DJ Pre K]

Cookies?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounds like it.

[Gigi Drummond]

Because fruit's expensive. Fool. Question 2. This popular. Stews made from strongly seasoned meat or shellfish stock and celery.

[DJ Pre K]

What is gumbo? You don't get to say. I heard you after me and I said ding. No, I'm on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just give it to her. I got it. Just give to her. Shutter up.

[DJ Pre K]

I'll take it.

[Gigi Drummond]

Hey, let's. Let's take a little fundamental break for just a sec. You say ding, ding, ding. I say John, then you give me the answer. G.G. you say ding, ding, ding. I say G.G. then you give me the answer. Because you guys are doing this repeatedly. Because you're saying the answer before anybody acknowledges that you dinged. Correct yet?

[Bobbo Brown]

Yes.

[Gigi Drummond]

This ain't Tic Tac or dough.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Gigi Drummond]

It's Jeopardy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir, Colonel.

[Gigi Drummond]

Play. Right. One more question. Here we go.

[Bobbo Brown]

She's got two points. You're two. Bind. John. G.G.

[Gigi Drummond]

That'S close. Back to category one. This originator of early rock and roll is known for accidentally shooting his bass player in the chess. He was once arrested after showing up at Graceland carrying a pistol. And he saw his fifth wife.

[DJ Pre K]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, Ding.

[Bobbo Brown]

G.G.

[DJ Pre K]

Who is Elvis?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Gigi Drummond]

That is incorrect.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ding, ding, ding. Who is Jerry Lee Lewis?

[Gigi Drummond]

That's correct.

[Bobbo Brown]

Bam.

[Gigi Drummond]

And that's why the car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you see me just sit back and watch you put that rope around you neck?

[Bobbo Brown]

That's six for John.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm proud of myself too. I kind of sat back like, yeah.

[Bobbo Brown]

Damn, you were confident.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's next?

[Gigi Drummond]

I haven't seen a woman beat like.

[Bobbo Brown]

That since I. Turner, we got letters from Gigi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of letter talk, want to do that? Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh good, he made it quick.

[Bobbo Brown]

Where's Casey?

[J.D. Ryan]

Casey.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, I'm ready.

[J.D. Ryan]

The mail is here.

[Gigi Drummond]

Come on.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, Gigi, how are you? It's Casey. And we have a letter. This one comes from Felicia in Las Vegas. She writes, good morning, Gigi. Hey, this letter is a little question for you. I know this might be a little controversial, but I still love Puff Daddy's music and my boyfriend makes me turn it off every time it comes on. I know all about the accusations and the crazy parties and other things, but hey, they're just only accusations. I heard crazy stuff about Michael Jackson too, but I still love his music. Gigi, this is getting to the point where I'm about to tell my boyfriend to kiss my butt and to leave if he doesn't like my music. Alright? Do I listen to Diddy alone or tell my boyfriend to hit the road? For Felicia in Las Vegas, here's your long distance dedication from January of 1997. Puff Daddy and the family. Can't nobody hold me down.

[DJ Pre K]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

Well, Gigi, what's the answer?

[DJ Pre K]

That's the thing, right? I'm so glad she asked that question because if you go back to Milli Vanilli days, right? Girl, you know it's true. Robin Fab and all that kind of stuff. All that controversy that came out, you still like the song. You didn't stop liking the music, but people said you had to stop liking the music because they lied about it, right? R. Kelly too. You know, you be listening to him in secret. Nobody else is around late at night, right? Because you like the music. And it's the same thing with P. Diddy. You got to listen to him in secret, okay? Because he's like heinous, but you got to listen to him in secret. For real.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shows brought to you by Gary, America's best car buyer. We're running out of time. We buy RVs. You know, I want to do the next segment, the first part of the next segment after this break. I want to have a. We're just going west coast, right? Yes, let's have a segment of liberal meltdown.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that'd be fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where you can call it invent your frustrations about the election results. Results. I'm not here to change your mind. I'm not here to argue with you. I'm actually here to get educated. Educate me. Hang on just a second. Stephen Poolville question.

[Caller]

So did you just go take a leak on the live camera?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did. I mean, I walked off the. I walked. I walked out of here, went to the bathroom, came back while she was talking.

[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah, There's a shot of you in the bathroom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, good.

[Michael Turley]

That's wide shot.

[Caller]

Like you didn't. So you, like, didn't close the door.

[J.D. Ryan]

Welcome to my house, Steve. So. So when we come back and you can join this on the [e-mail] like Steve just did the stream. You get it? Video stream and audio stream. We come back 8008-0072-3480-0800- Radios West coast only. Or if you want to go to jcwshow.com and you can stream it just like I did. We're gonna have a segment of liberal meltdown where you have an opportunity to call in uncontested and air your grievances on national radio of how upset you are and why, particularly of the election results. My name is John Clay Wolf. For everybody else that's signing off, I will see you next week. Everybody else is hanging on. Go to jcwshow.com or LA, San Diego, Vegas, Phoenix, all our west coasters. Hang tight. We'll be right back. Close to the edge. We're trying not to lose our heads in time to make me wonder why.

[DJ Pre K]

You want to take us under.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why you want to take us under.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Broadcasting on air, online, anywhere you are with a smartphone and an Internet connection. Call John toll for cheap bastards 1-800-800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, pre K just, I mean DJ homeschool. The video man just left because he said he's only contracted through 12 Central. Gigi locked up. I had to venmo her some money to keep her going and Bobbo's pissed. What I forgot to do before we did the tease that we wanted to hear from everybody, give him a vent moment in this segment. Democratic voters, Trump haters, Kamala lovers, liberal meltdown. I wanted a liberal meltdown moment right now. And I didn't get any calls during the break and I forgot before I went to break, I didn't give the number out.

[Gigi Drummond]

Oh, whoops.

[Bobbo Brown]

What Is that number, John?

[J.D. Ryan]

The number would be 800, 800 radio, which is 800-800-7234. If you're angry about the election results, call in. I want to hear from you. I want to Hear you vent. 800-800-7234. If you hate me, I want to hear that too. I love the haters recycle. Randy in California there.

[Caller]

Recycling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Randy here.

[Caller]

How you doll doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm good. What up?

[Caller]

I. Well, you know, I can't believe. Maybe I've been in California too long, but I can't believe people actually voted for this to be the leader. I mean, I think he's the only other president I heard that day besides a chap that. Well, Tapper. One of the other presidents that, you know, got reelected not consecutive. Consecutively. He's probably the only other president that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know who cares about all that. Tell me why you hate him so bad.

[Caller]

He only cares about himself. There's no party. It's not about being Republican. The guy will do anything to get out of taxes. Paying tax. Burying one of his wives in a. By his golf course so he doesn't have to pay taxes. I mean, talk about any excuse to not pay taxes. This guy, none of his lawyers even.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do you think working with the country voted for him? With all of this crazy stuff against him being convicted and, you know, and what happened on January. Was it. What's January 13, 6?

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, I believe they. It's like when you're watching the show and it's so bad, you have to keep watching it to see how bad it's gonna get.

[J.D. Ryan]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. I'm taking calls like recycling. Randy. Just, just comment, just venters. And I like it. I want to hear it. I dig it. Okay, Ontario, California, on the air.

[Caller]

I just want to say Trump, good man, Liberal mountain. Not over here in Ontario. We're doing good over here. We appreciate it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so that was. He was, he was a lover. I really want dj. Just throw him on hold, please. Just put them on hold. Good morning California on the air.

[Caller]

All right. I was just calling because my biggest thing was when he cut back the national park. 83% of one park, either the staircases, Galante and then the bears ears in Utah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He cut the park?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

The funding.

[Caller]

It was a national park? No, no, it was a national park. And I think he opened it to coal mining or some kind of mining or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

Back in 2017.

[Gigi Drummond]

Well, they also Cut. Staffing and coordination, Department of the interiors over that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

But it's like 83% of one park was gone, and they're like national park.

[Gigi Drummond]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And the other one was 53%. He cut back. I was like, man, these are. These are national lands. You know, the beautiful. If you go look in the pictures, beautiful places. But, you know, now they're cut back by more than half.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, so did you vote for Trump or Harris?

[Caller]

I voted for Harris.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Good morning. You're on the air. Slide. My name is John Clay Wolf. Hello, 800-800-Radio.

[Caller]

Hello. Hi, good morning. How you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good, good, good.

[Caller]

I was just calling to say, you know, I voted for Trump. I believe that he's gonna bring prosperity and level the playing field for everybody. I truly believe that the Democrats have, you know, turned into the deep state, and we're causing all this. This ruckus and all this commotion and causing all these things to take light away from what they were doing. So I believe the parties have switched and the Democrats aren't for the people anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Oh, hey, how's it going? I love what that last guy said. Am I? Oh, you're live right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're live, baby.

[Caller]

From Japan, too. Japan people, I don't know why they love Trump worldwide. For some reason, he's some. I, I mean, me, I'm a Democrat, and it was hard for me to like Trump at all. And I really, I'm still hesitant, but, like, the fact that he got voted in is like, you know, that's what the people said. I didn't really like Kamala either because they just didn't have it together. You know, you gotta earn the vote. And Donald Trump, he's either, as much as I maybe don't like him, you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Know, like, I haven't heard much strong statement from anybody on the left yet. Somebody from the left at smart call in. 8008-072348-00800 radio Virginia.

[Gigi Drummond]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're on the air.

[Michael Turley]

Stop it, Gigi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, whoever this is. Smithfield, Virginia, is where your phone's registered. You're on the air. It's you. Hello? All right, we'll go to the next one. Let all the libs know that Trump is for the country took a bullet. El Paso, Texas, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, hi. I am against him. Ever since he talked about grabbing ladies between the legs. I personally have been on the receiving end of one of these where I'm Just minding my own business. A guy comes in, puts his hand up there. I hit him. I cuss him out. He laughs at me and walks away. And so I could never. I don't know. I don't know how people like to pretend like they don't believe that this could happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I tell you something? Of course. That is a terrible act, and I'm not trying to change your mind at all. But guy talk, locker room guy talk. I'm as guilty as anybody saying something like that. Grab him by the peace, one to the other, not knowing that you're being recorded. I'm not defending the guy. I'm just telling you how guys talk. That's pretty guy talk 101. So I don't know how literal it was or not, but I understand he's a president and he's held in a higher regard, so. So I get you.

[Caller]

But not even for that. Not even because he's a president. I'm saying that the idea of a man doing that, it's not just talk. It happens. It happens in the real world. It happens every day.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've had a woman grab my thing, too. I know. I. I hear you. You were assaulted.

[Caller]

Nobody should do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were assaulted. And that's not cool at all. Palm Springs, California. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good.

[Caller]

Liberal or Democrat? I just wanted to tell you. I just simply think that I may not be the smartest person in the world, but if you're going to have a person that's the example for the world, let alone the people of America, children should not be learning that it's okay to lie, cheat and steal or call people names, whether it's an old man or whoever it is, to get what you want and to stay out of jail.

[J.D. Ryan]

The name Colin is ridiculous. I can't believe it either. It's over the top. The name Colin's wrong. I mean, like a guy like me that's supposed to be funny on the radio and be bipolar. Not bipolar, polarizing. A bipolar guy like me, a real narcissist that likes to say crazy stuff. I get it. But. But, but in that role. No, you can't be name calling. I guess you can if you. But why did we vote him in, though? Hang on. Jamie, Good morning. You're on the air. Jamie in Connecticut or California? Norwood, you there?

[DJ Pre K]

Hello?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hi.

[Caller]

Yes, I'm calling because I voted for Kamala Harris. I voted for Kamala Harris.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, how do you feel about the election results?

[Caller]

The president.

[J.D. Ryan]

So bitch about it.

[Caller]

You know what I mean? What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Bitch about it. Tell us how mad you are and why.

[Caller]

No, I really don't care.

[Gigi Drummond]

I mean, Trump is our president now, right?

[Caller]

So let's see what happens. I'm thinking positive. Let's see if he says what he.

[Gigi Drummond]

Said he's going to do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, Bob in Anaheim. Good morning on there.

[Caller]

Yeah, I just like to say that I've worked for very successful companies that I hated the boss, but he made me a bunch of money and was basically a true blue guy. But he wasn't the type of guy you want to go to dinner with. Be pretty much like Trump. But I still believe that he's going to make this country right, where maybe, hopefully we'll be able to afford to put gas in our cars and food on the table.

[J.D. Ryan]

Valid point. I think that what he just said actually, is kind of why the guy won in a. In a very nutshellish D. Reggie.

[Gigi Drummond]

Right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, well, yeah, I think he. I think he won because of the. Of the fringes. You know what I mean? People have kids. Have kids. They want to provide for them, they want to protect them, and no one is protecting them.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, Steve in Des Moines, Iowa, real quick or Seattle? Real quick. Des Moines. Seattle.

[Caller]

If Donnie. Yeah, if Donnie cuts my Social Security by Medicare, I'll tell you what, I'll go after his nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, There you go. And we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. And that was an interesting segment. Might do a little more of it. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

I swap my glasses out.

[Bobbo Brown]

Turley, do you know why the orange ones now?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, with the purple shirt and the yellow lsu.

[Bobbo Brown]

You should have the yellow glasses for lsu.

[J.D. Ryan]

A very valid point. This is all I have, okay? So in the spirit of coon asses, I'm just clashing as hard as I can. Oh, you are.

[Bobbo Brown]

You're.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[Bobbo Brown]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[Bobbo Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[Bobbo Brown]

Oh, I know where you're betting. That's going to be part of the betting already.

[J.D. Ryan]

I could see that. All right, 20 through Carpathian Defender, 23. Defender wants 100 grand. Victor. It's worth 77. 76.

[Caller]

Is that the wholesale that's where it's at.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I've. I've had a bunch of them, Charles. 20 Tacoma, oh, 9,000 miles off road. It's a lease. December 1st. Owes 29. Want as much profit as possible. Okay, go load it into. Give me the bin. Let's verify the lease so we can just negotiate that way. But I'd love to buy it so you can pay the lease off. Who's your lease with?

[Caller]

Toyota Financial.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? Oh, no. We can do it, Turley. I've been doing this. Well, I don't need you to tell me that we can do it. We can do it, Charles. We can do it. Turley's even telling me we can do it. We're good.

[Caller]

Yeah, I've had. I've had. I've had car dealers tell me that they can't. I know that I can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we can. I've even got a trick way to do it that nobody knows about, but I don't need to tell. Rusty in Midland. Odessa. Go, Mojo. Did y'all win last night? Right, Rusty.

[Caller]

Hey, guys. How y'all doing today?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm good. Are you out there in Permian?

[Caller]

I'm. I'm actually. I tell you, guy, I left Odessa about two hours ago. I'm headed toward. Out. Out toward Arizona, so I'm actually in the middle of nowhere. I'm lucky I get to pick you. Get up. Y'all are kind of skating in and out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever been to a restaurant out there called Cowboy prime.

[Caller]

And Odessa? No, I don't usually run out through Odessa. I usually run up through Fort stock and off i10. I just came out of.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Alabama issues, yes or no? Thank you. A 21 Jeep Gladiator. 34,000 miles. Removable top. What's 36,000? It's close. Loaded into. Give me the vin.com, a 22 Roush Ranger. Now, that'll be a first.

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know they built one.

[Caller]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never seen one since I bought one. Huh? Oh, you're out there in. You're out there in God's country, in red dirt and dust. Also in Midland.

[Caller]

Oh, Desi?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah? Have you ever been to Cowboy Prime?

[Caller]

500. That's what we call it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever been to Cowboy Prime Steakhouse in Midland?

[Caller]

I haven't yet. I haven't yet. But, you know, I'm actually dating a lady that. Her daughter's dad owns it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, my friend is who owns it, and that's why I was wondering. But he. If he's got a daughter with your lady. Then he's got another family that hadn't told anybody about. And this is a breaking moment.

[Caller]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

But that happens when people, like, live, you know, when they have businesses five hours out of town. He might be running two families. Yeah, yeah, I'll be damn. I just ratted him out and so did you. Mark, Mark, we gotta go. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Be right back. Gigi, I'm gonna be in trouble. All right.

[Gigi Drummond]

New York City passed a new law.

[DJ Pre K]

This week making jaywalking legal, which is.

[Caller]

Terrible news for whoever cleans the front of buses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the VIN dot com. Hit him up now. 8 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Want more of the John Clay Wolf show? Check out the largest radio show and fastest growing [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody left is just me here solo. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. Yes, I'm live. 800, 800 radio. We were taking vents from people about the election, giving them a platform to vent about their frustrations. El Toro, California, good morning. You're on the air. Hello, you're on the air. Pre K now. You need to put that one on hold, the other one so I can get there. Thank you. Rich. Rich, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

How you doing today?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, good.

[Caller]

So we're all left hates the right and the right left to hate and so on. How about the guys that are actually dividing us? I mean, people have more in common with each other, existing and living, besides their little quirks. That's, that's, that has nothing to do with our living. You got to go to work. I got to go to work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you think what I'm doing. Do you think what I'm doing right now is doing exactly that?

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I'm. I'm what you're talking about?

[Caller]

Say that again now.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm saying, like me opening the microphone for you or anybody else to call in with their election frustrations. Do you think I'm doing exactly what you're accusing people of doing?

[Caller]

I'm not accusing people. I'm accusing the establishment. Then we follow and play the game is what we're doing, right? And the only reason that everything's so screwed up is because we're complying to the edicts of these criminals. They're literally criminals. And until we start looking at that, all of them criminals, none of this is ever going to change. I'm 60 years old and I haven't seen no positive change in my entire life yet. Except it gets worse and worse and worse with every election year. And every election year they keep saying this is a most important, this is the most important election of our. Do you people really see how you're getting manipulated? I mean, it's juvenile, man. It's so blatantly obvious.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't disagree with what you're saying.

[Caller]

And unfortunately, you know, look, why would I, why am I going to hate you because of your political views or they told me you're racist or I don't like X or X or I don't agree with. Hey, look, if we all champion freedom, you'd understand what I'm talking about. We wouldn't try to go to the polls and force somebody to believe what I believe. That's not freedom. That's not even free choice.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do like, you know, just to get a little more on topic and I don't disagree with what you're saying. You know, why did I vote for Trump? I still ask myself that question. You know, obviously it was like a vote not for Kamala. And if you ask the Kamala voters, their answer is, everybody I've talked to, they never really talk about her policies much. It's just a vote against Trump. But it's that division you're talking about. And he does so many things that bother me. But I jump back, I jump back in the fiscal policy, the taxation, the business acumen and the fact that he doesn't need the money is why I'm on that side.

[Caller]

Taxation is theft. But don't you realize that, Well, I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mean, it takes that money to, you know, the airwaves were on in the road you're on. You know how that works.

[Caller]

Yeah, I know, I know how it works. But it doesn't come out of your federal funds, your tax money that goes to the feds. That, that so called irs.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you. Thank you for calling in. David, Calif. Good morning on there.

[Caller]

Hi, how you doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good, good.

[Caller]

Just want to be, I'm a little disappointed with our election. You know, I feel that there's something going on the last part of the, this last month or before the election. Very recently, before the election, a bunch of corporation guys went, went and endorsed Trump. And I think that was a little fishy. Also think about this 2020, it took us like five days to find out who was the winner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Caller]

All of a sudden, later, it wasn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Close election it wasn't close.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, well, it was closer than that, I think. And I think we got duped. I really think we got Duke. And you should be ashamed of your vote because you, you disgrace this, this country and where we, we, you know, a lot of people work hard and there was inflation, and I understand that inflation was a big deal in that, of Trump winning. Still, it still doesn't make much sense. Why did it take so, so, so soon to have, have him come out?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, most of the time it, most of the time they wrap it up quick. That last one was the one that got all screwed up.

[Bobbo Brown]

There was Covid going on then too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, there was definitely.

[Caller]

I understand that.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the inflation happened from COVID just straight up. I mean, I saw it in my business. I saw it in my business. We had record profits in our business. Record, like ridiculous. And it was Covid, it was supply chain crazy. You know, there's some businesses that suffered, but most really had this big run. And whenever you get, you know, a redneck version of this is whenever you get really drunk, right? And you go on a, you're drunk for two days, big party, there's a hangover. There's a hangover to be had every, every time. And that, that inflation is the hangover of that crazy party that we went through. Josh in Ontario.

[Caller]

Hey, I just want to say, you know, I'm not a Trump disar. I just want to say, you really think about the facts, you really get down to business. Trump is for the people. You know, a lot of people are really soft nowadays. Trump, he's not a president, he's a businessman. But you really think about it, he's with the people. I'm over here running a dairy farm. I already got cows popping out with two heads. So he's already doing something good with the economy and we're doing good over here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two heads, I mean, like they're having twins or their two headed calves.

[Caller]

Well, they're conjoined, conjoined heifers. And they're coming out in the dozens now. I don't know what happened overnight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he's saying he's having a good run. I got you. Okay, well, that's good. Dan, what's up?

[Caller]

Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[Caller]

So I'm a Trump supporter. My wife and I went in Lake Elsinore to the, you know, the voting center, the community center.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Caller]

And there was a line to get in. We were the only white people there. It was all Hispanic. Don't be racist without not, not trying to be racist. Just letting you know what I saw. So it was kind of awkward. It was kind of awkward a little bit. So. So when I got up, nobody was speaking English. They were speaking broken English. So I, I said, well, they asked if I wanted to take the test in English or Spanish. Not the test, the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the deal.

[Caller]

Yeah. So I said, okay, well, English. And then I kept trying to show them my driver's license, everybody. I kept trying to show, like, to show who I was, because they gave you a piece of paper to fill out when you first get there, there you can write your name on it, all that stuff. So. So nobody like, oh, we're not. We're not requiring identification. I said, what? So, so you're just taking this paper that I filled out with my name on and that you're just saying who I am? Like, I'm trying to show you my id. Oh, we don't, we don't require id.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm like, really weird. So that's kind of. So.

[Caller]

I swear to God. So I'm thinking in my head, I'm like, well, maybe Trump's onto something about that previous year about California being, you know, rigged, like they cheating.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, California hasn't been read since Reagan.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's just kind of weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like 8008-072348-00807-234. 800, 800 radio is the calling number. We are live here on KLOS and KGB in San Diego and in Arizona and Good Morning Vegas, by the way, too. But, yeah, California's been blue since. No, no, no, no. It might have been Bush. I need to look again. But a long time. Yeah, but you're right. I mean, maybe. I mean, is there shenanigans in the voting process? Absolutely, absolutely. Absolutely, absolutely. My name is John Clay Wolf. We've got one more segment here, and this is very off topic. A lot of times we do cars and this and jack around and try to be funny and keep you entertained. But I'm just talking to you guys today to hear what your feelings are about the election that just happened and opening the phones to anybody that wants to vent out and by wants to. I'm not looking for a bunch of hate, you know, get crazy. I'm not trying to stir it up. I just want to understand more. I want to know what the climate is out there, because I was actually expecting a larger meltdown, to tell you the truth. I was expecting somebody to set buildings on fire and bigger riots and things of that nature. And we're not seeing it, it's pretty common. It's kind of nice. But call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be right back after this song. Thank you.

[DJ Pre K]

And now back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome back to the John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Show, presented by givemethevin.com hey, guys, last segment live here. My name's John Clay Wolf. You're used to me doing the cars and the comedy, but right now I'm still feeling you guys out. 8008-072348-00800 radio. What are your feelings post election? I'm not trying to stir up crap. I'm actually just letting people vent and listening to you. Paul California gun. Go.

[Caller]

Hey, I appreciate you guys. I always appreciate you brightening up our Saturday morning.

[Gigi Drummond]

Thanks.

[Caller]

Appreciate this, too, letting people speak out, which is really therapeutic, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Caller]

I'm not a hardcore Trump hater, but, man, he is obnoxious in a lot of ways. And like, I don't, you know, leaving NATO.

[Gigi Drummond]

No.

[Caller]

Terrorists.

[Gigi Drummond]

No.

[Caller]

You know, there's so many no's, you know, making enemies out of our trade, trade partners and all that stuff. Like, I, it feels like a little bit like the foxes in the hen house. A little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean, it wasn't that radical the last term and you know, the second that Trump, that Biden won and they shut down Keystone, I mean, the minute. I don't know if you're very familiar with that. I think that's a bad move.

[Caller]

Yeah. Yes. I didn't like, I hated that. I hated that. Really hated that.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, so, so I'm a moderate. Yeah, I kind of am, too. I might be more like of a Democrat of the older years. The more I've learned about, you know, the 70s Democratic Party, it switched around a lot. I'm going to jump here. Carl in Victorville, Palm Springs. Good morning.

[Caller]

How's it going? Love your show, man. I can't wait to drop my wife off from work and listen to it every Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks.

[Caller]

No, I want, I wanted to make a comment that you made about Californ. Hasn't been read since Reagan. You're wrong. We had Pete Wilson for 12 years. He was a Republican.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you're talking government. I'm talking president.

[Caller]

Oh, okay. Well, okay, listen.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, governor, not government. The Terminator, man. He was Republican president. Yeah, yeah, I know. We.

[Caller]

California really is mostly red.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was the best effing governor California's ever seen. If you don't believe him, ask his maid. 800-800-7234, Craig. It says younger generation needs to figure out the future. Old people are cooked. Give me a specific of how old people are cooked. And when I'm a kid watching Archie Bunker, I'm hearing that from Archie Bunker on television. The same exact thing. I'm hearing it from my grandpa's friends. Has anything really changed or is it the same dialogue? This generation below us is young and stupid and they're never going to make it. And they just don't understand. I don't know if they're Jupiter, maybe a little misinformed and a little inexperienced as to what they're kind of getting into the political realm, you know what I'm saying? Yep. I've got my. I have 5:35 to about 28. And my first year of ever, I mean, was way back in the Nixon and way back in that side of the world. But for my first time of ever voting was I was one year younger and I was going to vote for Ronald Reagan. I couldn't do it. I was only 17. Sure. And so, you know, I tell my children that the good old boys and what you're witnessing now and if you're really, ever going to really want to change what your Future is. I'm 62. I'm going to see maybe four more elections. Issue whatever you want to say, but you drink too much, Craig. You're not gonna make it that far. No, I don't. Leo, what's on your mind? Yeah, the election was rigged.

[Caller]

Yeah, I think they were rigged.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Why?

[Caller]

There's no way that many stupid people voted for Kamala Harris.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amelia in Vegas, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hi, guys. Yeah, well, I think in reference to one of your callers that said. Or several people are saying this is rigged there. There are far too many people that voted right for it to be rigged this time around. The reason we had questions last time around, because it was so close and you know, I cringe sometime at what Trump has to say, but I'd rather have someone that's going to protect our country, protect our borders, fulfill our military, so they can actually do their job instead of someone being politically correct all the time. I think we're all missing the point here. In my opinion.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your opinion shares. My opinion shares with your opinion on that one. I mean, that could have been coming right out of my mouth. Actually, you said it better than I can.

[Caller]

And my. I would love to understand. I mean, no one tried to kill Kamala. They tried to kill Trump. And there's hate on both sides. No doubt about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Caller]

Yet if we're all about the love and bringing everyone together, I mean, I didn't see that from the Democratic side.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you New Yorker?

[Caller]

They preach it. I am, I am. But I've been in Vegas since 1978.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, wow. You have not lost the accent. You have not lost the accent. Hey, I'm gonna jump. Thank you for calling. Kevin.

[Caller]

Hi. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Having me on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[Caller]

All right, Democrats lost for three reasons. One, Biden should have dropped out sooner to give Harris more time to plan to. Kamala Harris didn't do enough to distance herself from unpopular Biden policies. And three, the Democrats didn't reach out to men, to male voters.

[J.D. Ryan]

What about four? What about four? They should. They should have gone through the process and had the Dems elect their candidate and probably wouldn't have got.

[Caller]

Yeah, that was another thing. Yeah, they pushed Kamala Harris on us without a primary, without a caucus or a convention or anything like that. The same way they tried to push Hillary Clinton down our throats. Warren Beatty was right. No one could ruin the Democratic Party more than a Democrat. Had they not demonized men and had the society not demonized men for the last 30 plus years, maybe men would have voted for Harris. But Trump is saying it's okay to be a man. You're not a bad person for being born straight. Male, heterosexual, cisgender, whatever. You know, if the Democrats want to win, they have to make room at the table for working class and white men and, you know, black, brown men, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hear you.

[Caller]

The Democrats used to be the. They used to be the party of the working class. Now they're the party of special interest.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is a very nice way to put it as well. See, I'm learning something here, Charlie. This is a. They're putting a lot of my feelings into better words. This is more for me than for anybody else. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Amalia. Amelia. Yes, real quick.

[Caller]

I've already spoken.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Okay, thank you. Hey, I think this is my left wing liberal son, Mad.

[Caller]

Oh, my God. Am I here? So I'm on air right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are on air right now. Are you a left wing liberal or are you really a centrist? We only have 3 minutes left. By the way.

[Caller]

I would not call myself a centrist because I don't try to intentionally moderate. I'd say I'm more of a syncretic. I'm getting esoteric here, but I'd say I'm more of a syncretic. Like, I don't follow an ideology. I just take ideas that I think are good. And centrism is an ideology, so I don't subscribe to it.

[J.D. Ryan]

So why did. Why did. Why did Kamala get. Why did the Democrats lose?

[Caller]

Well, I think it should be noted that the world incumbents were loose. This is following that pattern. Okay, We've just been. The world entirely has been very screwed up due to Covid, but it was recovering. The economy was actually returning. It's just that that return of economic progress, it was not being felt yet. Most people couldn't recognize it, and their minds couldn't get used to new, new inflation. Because the thing about inflation that a lot of people don't realize, it's not actually supposed to go down. We're just supposed to keep it at, like, moderate, around 2%.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Caller]

The prices you're seeing are going to be the new price.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Caller]

They're not going to go down. They're not supposed to go down. The idea is, hopefully your wages will go up so you can afford.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, kid, I. It really bothers me that you voted for Harris, but I still love you because you do make some sense.

[Caller]

I do make sense. And I get why people supported Trump. I hear a lot of people, and they always say people supported Trump just because of the vibes he gave off. I'm like, that's not true. You haven't talked to Trump supporters. They supported Trump because he was promising to fix the system. People were angry at the system, and that is a notion I can totally agree with. I get why people are angry at the system. I get why they wanted change. I just didn't believe Trump was that change. We need it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think that. I do think the caller earlier that was saying that the Democrat is so set up with insider jobs, enforcing an agenda, not opening up and letting the party be what it used to be and let it breathe and be the party for the working class. They're going to jam down more socialistic theories. It's just they did that with their candidate. They handpicked her and just jammed her down. Right. I think that's what screwed him.

[Caller]

Well, I mean, she was. I don't think that they should have picked her. I think it's kind of weird that they told a lot of people, Democrats, like, oh, hey, you got to vote for us. You can't vote third party because you got to beat out Trump because he's too scary. And it's like, okay, but you didn't. The best person to beat Trump? The best person was Gretchen Whitmer. You saw polls. She was the best person. She came from the blue wall. All you need to win was the blue wall. The best person to be Trump was Gretchen Whitmer.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go, Maddox. Wolf, my kid. I got a boogie. Max, I'll talk to you soon. Are you coming out here today? Are you staying in town?

[Caller]

I'm staying here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why? Because you're angry about the election. All right. All right. Well, that was fun. I'm glad we did that. And I will see you guys next Saturday morning. So it's 8:00 on the West coast, which is 10:00 Central. So by the time y'all get us on the radio, we've already been going for two hours. You can also pick us up early on Saturday mornings. Those first two [e-mail] actually, the first three hours, jcw show.com we're on the air six hours every Saturday. And this is my last hour of air. And I get tired of trying to be funny and talking about cars sometimes. And this has been refreshing. Thank you for participating. Thanks, klos. Thanks kgb. Thanks the point in Vegas. Thanks, Phoenix. And we will see y'all next Saturday morning. Remember, if you want to sell your car shameless plug, please go to America's best car by buyer, givemetheven.com why are they America's best car buyer? Because we're easy, we're fast. We do what we say we're going to do. And we have locations all over California, by the way, and I founded that company 30 years ago. Pretty proud of it. We'll see you next Saturday morning. Bye. Stand the end no safety or surprise the end. I'll never look into your eyes again. This is the end. You set you free but you never follow me.

[Gigi Drummond]

The John Clay Wolf show has been a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One radio network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show. Bacher out.