#479 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.16.24

Summary

Summary of "The John Clay Wolfe Show" Episode #479 – November 16, 2024

The John Clay Wolfe Show episode #479, released on November 16, 2024, continues its trademark blend of automotive discussions, sports commentary, and lively banter among the hosts and callers. This episode delves into the controversial Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight, engages listeners in a car bidding segment, covers a startling local news story, and features humorous interactions that highlight the show's dynamic chemistry.

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1. Boxing Showdown: Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul

The episode opens with a heated discussion about the highly anticipated boxing match between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, streamed on Netflix. Host J.D. Ryan passionately argues that the fight was rigged, lamenting the decline of professional boxing due to Pay-Per-View models:

J.D. Ryan (02:39): "Pay Per View has killed boxing. You just don't get the audience for it."

Co-host Turley counters by suggesting that the audience numbers were historically high despite the perceived quality of the match:

Turley (03:52): "I can't wait to see what the audience numbers were for last night of all time... the last night's event was the largest boxing audience in history."

The conversation intensifies as they dissect Tyson's performance, debating his defensive tactics and physical condition. The hosts collectively express disappointment, feeling that the fight lacked authenticity and competitiveness.

2. Listener Engagement: Car Bidding Segment

Transitioning from sports, the show incorporates its popular "GiveMeTheVIN.com" segment, where listeners call in to have their cars appraised and potentially sold for cash. Turley initiates the segment with a call from a listener in Lewis and McAllen:

Turley (13:25): "Lewis and McAllen, 10F. 150Fx2, 120,000 miles. Leather, average, rough, recording."

After discussing minor wear and tear, Turley offers a bid, demonstrating the show's straightforward approach to car buying:

Turley (13:36): "Fix that for me, I'll give you 6565."

This segment continues with various callers presenting their vehicles, with Turley providing candid assessments and offers based on condition and market value. The segment underscores the show's commitment to providing honest evaluations and fostering direct interaction with listeners.

3. Breaking News: Human Head Found Near Key Biscayne

A surprising turn occurs with a breaking news segment reporting the discovery of a human head washed ashore near Key Biscayne. The hosts, particularly Turley and Bobo, express shock and curiosity about the case:

Bobo (30:41): "We have the head here in the studio. Actually, they're going to call in and speak to us."

In a humorous twist, Marty Shatton appears as an AI-generated voice attempting to communicate with the found head, leading to a surreal and comedic exchange:

Turley (32:06): "With what we know so far..." Marty Shatton: "I'm glad to hear it. I'll have to find a way to move you."

This segment blends real news with the show's characteristic humor, providing both intrigue and entertainment.

4. Technical Troubles: Streaming Issues During the Fight

The hosts share their frustrations with technical difficulties that plagued their ability to stream the Tyson-Paul fight live. J.D. Ryan recounts the challenges faced in accessing the fight due to constant pop-up advertisements and connectivity issues:

J.D. Ryan (20:36): "We were watching it on my phone for 10 minutes because we couldn't figure anything else out."

After multiple attempts, they finally manage to watch part of the fight, only to encounter freezing issues, which dampen their excitement and reinforce their earlier suspicions of the fight being rigged.

5. Personal Stories and Host Dynamics

Throughout the episode, the hosts share personal anecdotes that reveal their camaraderie and individual personalities. Turley discusses his paralysis and ongoing challenges with muscle reconnection pains, eliciting sympathy and understanding from Bobo and Pre K:

Turley (25:00): "I had my wreck and got paralyzed... My calves do not work."

The conversation shifts to lighter topics, including plans for a new car segment, discussions about favorite vehicles, and humorous disagreements among the hosts. Their interactions showcase a blend of humor, support, and occasional contention, maintaining an engaging and relatable atmosphere for listeners.

6. Fictional Call-In: Joe Exotic Plans His Release

In a playful and fictional segment, Joe Exotic, known from the Tiger King series, calls into the show to discuss a grandiose plan for his release from prison. Turley enthusiastically engages with him, outlining an elaborate motorcade and public reception:

Turley (75:32): "We're going to have Joe Exotic's release part. The first time he's seen the people ever since he's been imprisoned."

The fictitious conversation continues with Joe Exotic confusing reality with the show's humorous setup, leading to a mock planning session filled with over-the-top ideas and jokes. This segment highlights the show's ability to blend reality with satire, keeping the content entertaining and unpredictable.

7. Betting and Listener Interaction: College Football Picks

Engaging listeners further, the hosts introduce a betting segment, discussing upcoming college football games and taking calls for their predictions. Turley and Pre K debate over favorite teams and outcomes, with listeners providing their opinions and wagers:

Turley (100:35): "I think it's between 10 and 15, but it depends on the stripes and the paint and the wheels."

The segment promotes active participation, encouraging listeners to call in with their sports bets while the hosts offer their own insights and humorous takes on the games.

8. Special Announcements: Spread Ashes Ceremony

Towards the episode's end, Turley and Bobo discuss plans to spread ashes for a family member, sharing emotional and practical considerations. They debate respectful and creative methods, such as integrating ashes into a sandcastle or placing them in water:

Bobo (112:44): "Plant your father's ashes under a tree."

Turley (113:47): "You just wrap it in a big box, and one of the kids can open it and they're like, what the hell is this?"

This segment adds a heartfelt dimension to the show, juxtaposing personal loss with the hosts' characteristic humor and support.

9. Final Car Bidding and Show Wrap-Up

Concluding the episode, the hosts return to the car bidding segment, finalizing offers for listeners' vehicles and addressing last-minute calls. They maintain their candid and humorous approach, ensuring that each transaction is straightforward and fair:

Turley (116:01): "Nobody gives a rat's ass on 180,000 mile truck. You just can kick it right in."

As the show winds down, the hosts continue their banter, reflecting on the day's discussions and teasing future episodes.

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Notable Quotes

• J.D. Ryan (02:39): "Pay Per View has killed boxing. You just don't get the audience for it."

• Turley (03:52): "The last night's event was the largest boxing audience in history."

• Turley (25:00): "I had my wreck and got paralyzed... My calves do not work."

• Turley (75:32): "We're going to have Joe Exotic's release part. The first time he's seen the people ever since he's been imprisoned."

• J.D. Ryan (116:01): "Nobody gives a rat's ass on 180,000 mile truck."

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Conclusion

Episode #479 of The John Clay Wolfe Show exemplifies the show's enduring appeal through its mix of sports commentary, interactive segments, personal stories, and irreverent humor. The passionate debate over the Tyson-Paul fight, coupled with the engaging car bidding segment and unexpected news stories, offers listeners a comprehensive and entertaining experience. The hosts' chemistry and ability to navigate both serious and lighthearted topics ensure that the show remains a favorite among its dedicated audience.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

It's Saturday morning. Must be time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Yes. Starting up, starting up. A little on the cool side.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're in our part of the world. J.D. ryan.

[Bobo]

Good morning, bud.

[J.D. Ryan]

How you doing?

[Bobo]

Doing well.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's going to be a great day.

[Bobo]

Better than Mike Tyson's doing. I know, right? Pow. All right, now kiss her, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, there wasn't.

[Pre K]

Wait, wait, hold on.

[Turley]

What? That was a great baba.

[Pre K]

What's the chances that J.D. ryan actually watched this dude?

[Bobo]

Every minute, every hit, every. Every slug, every drop of sweat. No, I couldn't watch it.

[Turley]

What's the chance?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the chance? Anybody watched it?

[Bobo]

Yeah, people with Netflix actually got to watch it.

[Pre K]

Yeah, that's a different story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's a good thing about our show. If you. If you missed, if you didn't catch the Tyson Paul fight on Netflix last night, we're going to be talking about this thing.

[Bobo]

Yeah, buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

For sure, for sure, for sure.

[Pre K]

So let's just save it.

[Turley]

J.D.

[Bobo]

I'M going to announce the winner right now. I'm going to announce the winner right now. And the winner was Jerry Jones.

[Pre K]

Yeah. That's a good point right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I say something?

[Bobo]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pay Per View has killed boxing. Why is that in this country, as far as TV watch, I mean, I was, I sat on the floor in our living room when I was nine years old, I think, in 1978, and saw Leon Spinks.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beat the heavyweight champion of the world, Muhammad Ali on Wide World of Sports. Abc on a Saturday night. Me and my dad watched the Ali Sphinx fight and couldn't believe that Ali lost. But we saw the whole thing. It was free.

[Bobo]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

On network tv, abc, which is what we used to have.

[Bobo]

No buffering.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mid late 80s. We had home Box Office, you know, and I had Home Box Office in my apartment. All my friends came over and we watched. There must have been at least a dozen and a half great bouts. Hagler, Leonard, Mike Tyson, all the way up from nobody to world champion Hector Camacho. You know, you can't just turn on the TV and watch good professional boxing anymore. UFC has something to do with that, but Pay Per View has killed it. You just don't get the audience for it. And all the advertising you could sell. I guess network TV advertising is just not good enough, John. And it hurts my feelings, man.

[Turley]

To say that you can't get the audience for it is a little misunderstood. I'd be. I can't wait to see what the audience numbers were for last night of all time. Not saying it was in good order, but I will bet that last night's event was the largest boxing audience history, attendance in history.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think? Yeah, it was a big deal.

[Turley]

It was terrible. It wasn't a boxing match. The chick fight was awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

It really was.

[Turley]

The last one the hell out of each other. One gal has half of her face hanging off and she's still going. She must have been a Russian.

[Pre K]

The Hispanic fight before that was even better. That was an actual fight, right? It was an actual fight. We just got con, that's all. John. Jake Paul is the best con artist.

[Turley]

I don't know. My wife said, we gotta go, we gotta go. It's your only time in history to see, to see Mike Tyson and this is history. Oh my God. I grew up loving Mike Tyson. Like, I'm not going, I'm not going to that. If you'd like to go, go, go with whoever you want.

[Pre K]

Good call by you that tickets were like, the cheapest ones are 250, which.

[Turley]

Is like, I, I, I'm, I'm not going in fear of this being rigged.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And it was, it wasn't rigged.

[Pre K]

It just.

[Turley]

Oh, it was rigged.

[Pre K]

He's an old man. He can't fight.

[Turley]

He can fight.

[Pre K]

No, he can't.

[Turley]

He never. Why didn't he ever go after him?

[Pre K]

Because he's old. His feet are bad. It's just.

[Turley]

He's 58 years old. He's slow. Yeah, that's slow. You didn't kill those ducks. He was playing defense the whole time.

[J.D. Ryan]

You better watch what you say about Mike Tyson, man. That was a. That was a local fight to where we are in the world. And he may hear you and come over here.

[Pre K]

I just have to outrun him. I mean, it's not hard to do my.

[Bobo]

Come over here.

[Turley]

I disagree. I thought that. I thought that. Let's take the last minute of the last round when two good waylays would have tipped that scorecard.

[Pre K]

But he can't move. Bull S, John. If we just saw.

[Turley]

I watched him. Why do you not think he was moving? I was watching him move. When you move, I move.

[Pre K]

That's not moving in boxing. Yeah, he could move, but not as a boxer. You gotta watch more boxing.

[Turley]

Somebody else call in and back Turley up because I completely disagree with all of his theory. I think it was rigged. I think it was a. I think he didn't want to move and he didn't want to box hard because he was getting paid.

[J.D. Ryan]

He definitely did that. And 30 seconds before the end of the fight, everything stops. And they come. They're already shaking hands before they even ring the bell.

[Turley]

Who messes with my headphones every week? Is it you? Do you test them? No, somebody just cranks them to, like, where it blows your head out. Speech impediment, Terrence. Who. Do you. Do you think the fight was rigged?

[Caller]

Yeah. Happy Valentine's Day.

[Turley]

Happy Valentine's Day to you. I think you're off. I think Halloween happened and Thanksgiving's on its way. But Happy Valentine's to you. Exactly. Took the words right out of my mouth. Hey, who do you think the. The fight was rigged last night? I don't know. Why do we do this? J, can I get a translation?

[Bobo]

No, no. Turkey. I got turkey.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like the Salisbury steak a lot.

[Turley]

Dorian in Pittsburgh. Can you translate what Terrence is trying to tell us?

[Caller]

No, it's impossible. He's an alien.

[Turley]

How many dollars did you spend at the topless joint this week?

[Caller]

I'm actually. I'm taking out the girl on a desk. We're going to have dinner tonight at around 8 o'clock.

[Turley]

I love it. Oh, I love it. Should we pay for It. No, I think we should.

[Bobo]

Why?

[Caller]

No, I'll pay for it. Please, John. I just wonder if you ever come to Pittsburgh. I'm gonna show your. You and your authorizer good time.

[Turley]

Okay. So how old is the girl you're taking to dinner? The stripper? The lovely.

[Caller]

She has a 17 year old son and a 7 year old son. She's on the desk. And she told me her name's Ryan. She told me she's been in that building off and on for 23 years. She was a dancer.

[Turley]

Performer.

[Caller]

Pole dancer. And now she's on the desk. She's number number two.

[Turley]

She's 42 years old.

[Caller]

Yeah, about that. Yeah. And when Bags is there, he hires everybody.

[Turley]

And how old are you? Me?

[Caller]

I'm 53. And 24. 77.

[Turley]

53 minus 24. You're 77. Oh, 1953. Gotcha.

[Caller]

1947 I was born.

[Turley]

John, I thought you. I thought you were doing some math off of her age. I was like, what does her age have to do with do with your age?

[Caller]

She's a babe, okay? She's absolutely fine. I met her when I'm blind, but everyone told me she's gorgeous.

[Turley]

You just changed our entire relationship. So we have speech impediment. Terrence on line two and blind Dorian on line one.

[Pre K]

Who goes to strip clubs.

[Caller]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And spends a lot of money at strip Dorian.

[Turley]

Like on a scale of 1 to 10. On a scale of 1 to 10, how blind are you?

[Caller]

Totally. I was blind. Totally in. Oh, nine. I was diagnosed in 74 with rate night is pigment RP. Retinitis pigmentosa. It took till.09 to go blind and I. I was a pilot in between.

[Turley]

Yeah, you told me your pilot. That's how we became friends. I had no idea you'd lost your vision.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

Hang on just a second. Dorian, Hang on just a second. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Sure. Speech impediment. Terrence, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[Turley]

Do you think Dorian's really blind or do you think he's making it up just for sympathy?

[Caller]

I think he's full of.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

I don't know.

[Turley]

The one word we can hear. Yeah, Speech. Penitentiary. You threw a profane word out on the radio. We had to dump it.

[Caller]

Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

[Turley]

But everybody understood what you said. He's full of ass. Hang on. Dorian, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Okay, so do you mind if I start calling you Blind Dorian? No. Okay, good. I mean, it's radio. I've got it. I've got to lay the Characters out and explain what they're seeing. No pun. So blind Dorian and speech impediment. Terrence? Terrence, you there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[Turley]

And you think Dorian's lying about being blind?

[Caller]

No, I think. No, I'm not. Jamaica. I think he might have trouble. I trouble sin myself.

[Turley]

Doreen, do you have any retort?

[Caller]

Well, I. I went blind in 09 from retina pigmentosa. There is no cure, Terrence.

[Turley]

Him saying you saying he's not blind is like him saying that you're faking your. Your beach impediment. How would you feel if we said that this wasn't real? This was all an act, Terrence.

[Caller]

Well, yeah. No.

[Turley]

So speaking of things being rigged, Crab, do you think that the fight was rigged? Do you think that Terrence is rigged? And do you think Dorian is rigged?

[Caller]

Dorian is.

[Bobo]

Sounds like a blind guy to me.

[Caller]

But I think the fight with was.

[Bobo]

A little bit rigged because there's no body punches.

[Caller]

Dude is the Tyson had a ulcer this year, and that was part of the deal. No buddy punches, okay?

[Turley]

Dorian is blind, per Crab. Terrence. What about Terrence? Do you need to ask him any questions real quick to validate your concerns?

[Caller]

He's full of crap.

[Turley]

Oh, you think? Terrence Crab said you're full of crap? Terrence.

[Caller]

Well, good morning. Yeah, good morning. Good morning.

[Turley]

All right, we gotta get a break. I was having just about the time I started having fun. We'll be back in a minute. It's the car segment, guys. Hang tight. I know you remember, you can go to the YouTube channel and catch up with everybody there. How many people are on right now? 600? 500.

[Bobo]

Yep.

[Turley]

Yeah, good. Go to jcwshow.com and click the YouTube channel. And there's a chat link where everybody talks to each other. Fans of the show, introverts, perverts, weirdos, just like you and me. We'll be right back. The car segment is next. 8008-0072-3480-0800 7234, 800, 800 radio. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio for givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Turley]

This is the lightning round where I bid the cars real quick. Lewis and McAllen, 10F. 150Fx2, 120,000 miles. Leather, average, rough, recording.

[Caller]

It's pretty clean. I mean, just the driver's seat gets a little rip on it from wear and tear. That's about it.

[Turley]

Fix that for me, I'll give you 6565.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Turley]

But I need the driver's seat fixed. If I've got to do it, I'll give you six.

[Caller]

Okay. Sounds good.

[Turley]

Yep. Jason and erie, I've seen you on here for a while. I don't know what a B4C car.

[Caller]

Is, so that is a police service package. This was never owned by a municipality. But especially with a six speed, they're super rare. From my research, they either made 11 or 14 of them that were 6ft and white.

[Turley]

Okay, this is good. So you said it's on ebay right now?

[Caller]

No, I had it on ebay a couple months ago and it's just been sitting. I drive it every once in a while.

[Turley]

What happened on ebay? Why didn't it sell?

[Caller]

Well, I just had it at as a buy it now and there was a ton of messages that came through and people, you know, obviously not f body lovers didn't really know what it was. And it looks physically like a V6 car, but it is the powertrain of a Z28 and the brakes and suspension of a one LE car.

[Turley]

There's one sentence that answers my question. It was too high.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's too damn high.

[Turley]

That's why it didn't sell. So you're going to have to get your thinking down. Cuz if you take a car and put it in a big forum like that where there's a lot of people looking, first of all, they searched it to find it. And then you're like feeling that nobody knew what it was. Well, they searched to get there. They didn't like the price.

[Caller]

Well, all the questions that I got were what is a B4C?

[Turley]

Why is it too high? Is the question. I. I hear you. I like it. I think it's neat. But I can tell you right now, if you already hung it out there and didn't get any hits, it's too high and I don't know what it's worth. I'll figure it out. Go to gmtvcc.com which is give me the vin classic collector and I will research it and I will make you an offer. But I can tell you right now, if it didn't sell at 20 on eBay, I'm not gonna be 20 either.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

All right, everybody else, just load your car into givemetheven.com Brian in Pennsylvania, 69 Ford Torino Cobra. I sent your info to Muffy in Arizona who is my classic and collector expert because I don't know that Cobra version of a Torino myself. She does and she'll be contacting you. Netflix takes you in the ring for the main event. Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul. But don't miss the undercard with more fights between boxing legends and YouTube stars like George Foreman versus the I like Turtles, kid. I like Turtles. Manny Pacquiao versus the Chocolate Rain Guy. Chocolate Rain. Sugar Ray Leonard versus The Grape Stop Lady. And Evander Holyfield versus the Dramatic Chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

Harry Peters in Florida. Are you there? Harry, are you there?

[Caller]

It's Perry, but yes, I'm here.

[Turley]

Oh, I worked with a guy, he sat next to me, he'd answer the phone. Harry Peters, can I help you?

[Caller]

Hello?

[Turley]

Be glad that whenever you think your day is going bad, just remember that your name is not Harry Peters.

[Caller]

That's right.

[Turley]

Be a tough way to roll. 08 Saturn Sky Base, 93, 000 miles.

[Caller]

I know a doctor named Rick Brains. Well, Richard Brain. So how does that go?

[Turley]

Yeah, that's pretty good. It's pretty good. You got any JD Sir? You got any people with bad names?

[Bobo]

I'm not off top my head. I think the Richard Brains is the man is the best.

[Turley]

Dick Trickle.

[Bobo]

Dick Trickle's good.

[Pre K]

I worked with a guy named Richard Hunter.

[Bobo]

You did?

[Turley]

Mike and his wild Ass Circus Hunt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mike Hunter.

[Turley]

Hunter, that's another one.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Harry, I think your 08 Saturn Sky Base, 93,000miles convertible is worth four grand, not six.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was afraid you're going to tell me that. Okay.

[Turley]

Yeah, because you're a blood sucker, that's why.

[Caller]

That's right. I'm a car. I'm a used car salesman. So what do you want?

[Turley]

Right, right. Where do you sell cars?

[Caller]

I build them.

[Turley]

You build them? Oh, is this a builder? Did you buy this wrecked?

[Caller]

No, no, it did.

[Turley]

Every car the guy has ever sold in his life has been wrecked. Except the one he's selling me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, of course.

[Turley]

Oh no, no, no.

[Caller]

I went to go buy. I went to go buy a 2005 convertible Mustang and the guy had sold it just before I got there and he just got this one in to.

[Turley]

The insurance company probably.

[Caller]

Actually I think it was a repo.

[Turley]

Right, your bottom feeder. Blood sucking.

[Caller]

Driving through the car wash, make sure it didn't leak.

[Turley]

You're just a catfish. You just mull around in the mud, move through mud, pop your head out, say, I'll give 1200. Keep moving, Harry.

[J.D. Ryan]

John. Sharing the love.

[Turley]

Oh, it's fine. I mean, I understand. He. That's how he makes his money. He's on the bottom of the food chain.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're just a stink baity.

[Turley]

He puts up those signs. He puts it right. He puts up those signs at the intersection, say, I pay cash for cars or need car bad. Only have 500 cash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Yes, that one.

[Turley]

Call Mr. Green. Here's the phone number. Thank you, Harry.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the one called Mr. Green. Yeah.

[Turley]

Mr. Green. That's for Mr. Green. Then everybody knows the script that they need to run into when the customer asked for Mr. Green.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Turley]

Because they're lying. It's alive.

[Bobo]

They're asking on the YouTube stream if you're okay, John, because you're breathing hard.

[Turley]

I'm just kidding. It's in tribute to Mike Tyson.

[Pre K]

Okay, old man. It's old man thing.

[Turley]

Yeah, normally it's Baba that's breathing hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

And did we talk enough about the tech issues of that broadcast last night?

[Pre K]

It was bad.

[Turley]

Well, it was just terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

You should have seen us in here, John. It was. It was a frenetic. It was a mess.

[Pre K]

We got it working thanks to what again, Corday? Well, not. I'm talking about what was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the in buyer. Corday. There's a site called the Stream East. The Stream East. You watch any? He told me, he told me about this a couple months ago. Bobo, you watch any sporting event you want to watch any, anytime, anywhere. Stream East. What you do, you push play. They're going to show you gonna pop up, pop up commercial. Just exit out. Go again. They're gonna show you another pop out. Just. Just close it. Do it again. Fourth time. Fourth time it will come up. You can watch your game now.

[Turley]

This.

[J.D. Ryan]

And this worked last night. We were watching it on my phone for 10 minutes because we couldn't figure anything else out. Charlie had the bright idea to put it on a laptop and cast it to the tv. So we finally got it to work and we're watching the first round and we were all very excited. We were all very excited. The fight's finally starting. We're here. And it froze. It's the moment even on the Stream.

[Turley]

East, we had to keep reset.

[Pre K]

I mean it was just so frustrating.

[Bobo]

Was Tyson wearing a tea back?

[Pre K]

Oh, no, you missed it.

[Bobo]

Somebody put it up on Facebook.

[Turley]

That's a redo AI thing.

[Pre K]

No, no, no.

[Turley]

He was.

[Pre K]

This is the pre fight interviews.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

And Netflix is, you know, doing their broadcast, trying to be like a professional broadcast. And they have his son interviewing him in the locker room.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

And you know, hey, dad, how do you think you're doing something? And so then he walks away and he's wearing a jock strap. So you see his ass.

[Turley]

A jock strap or like chaps.

[Pre K]

No, it was like a jock strap. It was a boxing jock strap.

[Turley]

James in Florida. What you got?

[Caller]

Look. Yeah, I noticed Richard Rollins was on your show about two weeks ago or maybe three weeks ago.

[Turley]

Look.

[Caller]

Do you know that the Paul boys came to the ring walk in a custom made truck that the gas monkey guys had done for them.

[Turley]

I'd heard that and I remember Richard mentioning that a long time ago. But you know what, I'll text him and see, have him call in and explain it to us because he'll know. I don't know what it was.

[Caller]

Yeah, I just wondered if you guys had any knowledge of it or if they were just keeping it a secret or something.

[Turley]

I don't know. I think he did that a while back when Richard told me about that, I think it was over a year ago. So I think he's had that truck a while. Is it good looking?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, wow.

[Caller]

Yes. I think they had it custom done with hydraulics. I'm sure those guys went all out.

[Turley]

What color?

[Caller]

Spared no expense.

[Turley]

What color?

[Caller]

Green.

[Turley]

I know he built a Mustang for Scott D ck, the guy from Kardashians.

[Caller]

And that's. That's one thing that led us to talking about it at the shop. We heard about that. I said they had gave the guys money back, I guess.

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah. He wouldn't. I mean, the only reason he did it is because he. He was going to deliver it on the Kardashian show and get all the press. And then they changed the deal on him and he said, no, just keep. I'm going to keep the car. Here's your money back. But he said Scott was a real jerk. He was pushing. He was like, he's calling with a bunch of crap and he was just being a bitch. And he's like, I don't. You know, I think there's only one room. There's just not enough room for two in that conversation. So Scott had to leave. Not.

[Caller]

Richard's a cool guy. I think he should own the Dallas Cowboys.

[Turley]

I'm being sarcastic. Richard's not a Bitch. But Scott and Richard both have pretty big attitudes. I don't know if Richard should only count. That's the worst. That's a. That's a stretch. But James, it is. It is validated at this point that you're a gang gas monkey fan boy. Wow. Thank you, guys. That is out there.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[Turley]

Out there.

[Pre K]

By the way, it was a 92 Chevy C3500. It was customed out.

[Turley]

3500 says it dually.

[Pre K]

Yeah, Dually, huh?

[Turley]

Bryce, if you can find that, Throw it up. David in Jacksonville, Florida.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going, guys?

[Turley]

Good, good. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning. Hey, just wanted to say, everybody years old, they wanted to see Tyson win.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

And everybody that's 60 years old, they know that his legs were shot. I mean, the only thing fixed about that fight was the fact that Jake Paul had to carry him the last two rounds.

[Pre K]

Yep. He couldn't finish them.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah. He was just. He wanted milk it.

[Turley]

But you don't think Tyson could have come out and just took him out in the beginning if he stood there.

[Pre K]

And let him hit him?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. He just didn't have the leg. His legs are gone.

[Turley]

I know how you feel. I'm not the most leggy son of a. I know either. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I wonder if, you know, it's been 20 years. December 19th, it'll be 20 years since I had my wreck and got paralyzed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Turley]

And I wonder if they come out with any new technology that will. My calves do not work. And my dorsiflexors do not work. Dorsiflexor is the front of the shin that pulls your foot up.

[Bobo]

Sure.

[Turley]

And calves. You know what calves are. But everything else works pretty good. But that's. But if I could get those two muscles to fire, then I could jog or walk, you know, without. And I could balance.

[Bobo]

You were having reconnection pains for a long time.

[Turley]

Still.

[Bobo]

Still.

[Turley]

You had them the other day. Damn. Damn. To sing. Almost 20 years later. Still. I mean, like knife, stabbing, reconnection pains. It's crazy.

[Pre K]

I remember the first time you had them.

[Turley]

You.

[Pre K]

I mean, I was in the vehicle. You started yelling and screaming. I was like, holy crap. You all right, man?

[Turley]

I was possessed by the devil. Now I know what it feels like to menstruate.

[Bobo]

I don't think so.

[Pre K]

That's terrible.

[Turley]

Oh, my God. Are Americans drinking too much? Where do you land on the scale?

[Bobo]

Sunshine State.

[Turley]

Let's start Florida. We've got 15 seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

North America's online and down under. It's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, JD Ryan.

[Bobo]

2020 massage therapists are in trouble in Florida. Arrested this week after allegedly offering sex acts to undercover detectives during a sting operation called Operation Skin so Soft. Aren't those cops cute? Here's the sheriff talking about the sting operation in his typical, no nonsense Sheriff Way.

[Turley]

7 Operation Sphincter. The undercover would say, no, no, no, just a massage. So on three different occasions, she continued to try to come back and upcharge him to engage in sex. She stood in front of the door so he couldn't leave, and then she tried to hold him down. This is a big undercover detective, and she might have been five foot tall. She wasn't as big as a popcorn fart, and she was trying to hold this man down. A word to the wise, if you don't want to get arrested and have your picture up here on a Skin so Soft bulletin board, don't do it. Next time, it can be the customers.

[Bobo]

Oh, wait.

[Pre K]

So she was trying to force him.

[Bobo]

To engage for an upcharge.

[Turley]

That's crazy.

[Bobo]

If I do this, you're gonna give me blank dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I mean, that's another day on the job, you know?

[Bobo]

No. All massage therapists don't do that.

[Pre K]

No. Ever?

[Caller]

Never.

[Bobo]

No. Don't offer sexual favors.

[Turley]

Is a handy a favor?

[Bobo]

Yes, absolutely.

[Turley]

What if they offer a handy without any charge?

[Bobo]

No, it's still illegal.

[Turley]

What? Bull. I didn't go to law school, but I'll argue this one. Okay, so you're laying there.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And you gave her $80 for a massage.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Turley]

And she rolls you over and she sees you got wood. And she's like. She likes what she sees. And, you know, take it to the. To the finish. So without any.

[Bobo]

Take it to the limit. One more time.

[Turley]

Take it to the limit. Do you have that? Start the music. Now. This is a deep story.

[J.D. Ryan]

So done.

[Turley]

We'll come back to it. We're out of time.

[Pre K]

I can't play that song.

[Turley]

You can't play it. You can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's legally. That's strictly a year. Miles may vary kind of a thing with massage therapists. I really believe that has been my case.

[Turley]

I mean, what if they pre pack.

[J.D. Ryan]

It in the price Nice guys finish first in these situations.

[Turley]

My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. And RVs go to. Give me the vin.com if you'd like to sell your RV your car. Your classic and collector car. Your new Corvette. Your old Corvette or your whopped out hooptie Corvette. We call them white trash. I like it. Be right back. Oh, yeah. We're back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com the name of that.

[Turley]

Truck, I was looking it up. That gas monkey truck that Jake Paul drove in last night was crew cut.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Turley]

And it's a green dually convertible, lowered out. I've never seen it before.

[J.D. Ryan]

The hot mobile.

[Turley]

Hot mobile. Luke. It was on lowrider magazine.

[Caller]

Yes, it was crew cut. Yep, it was the name of it. And Richard bought it and then sold refurbished it back to where it's original.

[Turley]

I got you. So it's already done, but he revived it. Cool. I bet he calls in a little bit. I bet he calls in a little bit and he'll catch us up. I talked to him all the time.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. I'd like find out how. How much you got paid to get that?

[Turley]

Stay tuned. He'll tell us all about it. If he's last night, since he did a bunch of press with us, I'm gonna say he drank more than normal, which normal's pretty good. So he probably ain't gonna be up and around till about 10. Hell, I drank a little more than normal watching that stupid ass fight and yelling at the TV and pissed off. And I didn't pay anything for it. I'd been mad if I'd have paid to go there.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

Florida news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobo]

We have one more good story.

[J.D. Ryan]

And now from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan.

[Bobo]

This one's crazy. A crazy story. A shocking discovery earlier this week left residents and beachgoers in the Miami area just freaked out. Workers discovered a human head washed ashore near Key Biscayne. And here's part of the local news report. Cut number eight.

[Turley]

Let's get right over to CBS News, Miami's Peter Dench. He joins us live. Peter, with what we know so far.

[Pre K]

Peter, what can you tell us?

[Turley]

Peter Dent. Well, Lauren and Elliot, Miami Dade Police.

[Pre K]

Hold on.

[Turley]

We were just talking about this a moment ago.

[Bobo]

Peter Dent.

[Turley]

Let's play this again. Let's get right over to CBS News, Miami's Peter Dench.

[Bobo]

He joins us live at the scene.

[Turley]

With what we know so far.

[Bobo]

Peter, what can you tell us?

[Turley]

Well, Lorne and Elliot, Miami Dade Police homicide investigators are looking into this. And so far, as far as we.

[J.D. Ryan]

Know, there are no leads on a person's identity.

[Turley]

Now, we've been speaking with a lot of people here and some are at a loss for words. Yeah, it's shocking. I mean, you don't really hear about that a lot, right? You hear about drugs washing up on shore and things like that. But ahead, scary.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would like to know what happened.

[Turley]

I mean, I'm curious about it, I.

[Bobo]

Guess, you know, what sort of questions do you have?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where it's come from, where the remains have come from. And yeah, it's pretty upsetting.

[Bobo]

Very strange, weird situation. And even stranger, this is the. This is the real twist with the CSI team in the Key Biscayne area found the head. They hooked it up to a 1280 watt marine battery in hopes that it might shed some light on the identity. Maybe they'd be able to talk to it. And we have the head here in the studio. Actually, they're going to call in and speak to us.

[Turley]

Call the sheriff.

[Bobo]

Hooked up to a 1280 watt marine battery and that apparently it works. Are you there? Can you hear us?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hello? Hello? Yeah, come and do your load and clear there.

[Turley]

Hey.

[Bobo]

Oh, I can hear you.

[J.D. Ryan]

How you. Hi, how are you? This Marty Shatton, Hazer at your service, sir.

[Bobo]

Marty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, coming down. Friends calling me Marty. Thanks a lot.

[Bobo]

You sound great. I didn't know you were from. Are you from Minnesota?

[J.D. Ryan]

Out of Minnesota. How'd you know?

[Bobo]

You sound like.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's nice. Yeah, real good. I came down, you know.

[Bobo]

Why'd you come to Florida?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, two reasons. Always wanted to swim in the ocean, you know, and it was great. I had a great time, had a great swim, best I recall.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And corn dog eating contest.

[Bobo]

Corn dog eating.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go down Florida for a little corn dog eating contest.

[Bobo]

Hey, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

61 corn dogs.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Won the contest right there. Partners, what I'm talking about.

[Bobo]

So I get some bad news for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me show you the trophy I got over. Hey, I can't feel my arms.

[Bobo]

Yeah, you don't have any arms.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's the.

[Bobo]

That's the problem. Do you know what happened to you? Unfortunately, you only have a head now.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just swimming in the ocean there felt like. Am I gonna get a little cramped from the corn dogs, but you know, always do. Okay. You know how to float on your belly?

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, where's my belly?

[Bobo]

You don't have a belly.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a. What are you talking about?

[Bobo]

Deer. Deer dead. I'm sorry. You just have a head, that's why.

[J.D. Ryan]

Son of a bitch.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are they gonna do with the trophy?

[Bobo]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

My troll.

[Bobo]

My corn Dag trophy don't have that anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Son of a bitch.

[Bobo]

I'm so sorry, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where am I? There's cops everywhere.

[Bobo]

You're on the beach in Florida. Do you know how you died? By chance?

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought they maybe got me for a little excessive speed on the freeway there.

[Bobo]

Oh, not at all, John.

[Pre K]

We're just not high enough to get.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not very. That's not very nice.

[Bobo]

Are you going back to Minnesota? We're almost done. We're almost done with this.

[Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, you know, if the case is. If you're telling the truth, I probably get a better airfare there. They put me in cargo.

[Bobo]

You'll definitely fit in the overhead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Riding the cargo with my trophy. Where's my damn trophy cop?

[Turley]

Thank you for coming by, head man. How much time is left in this bed?

[Bobo]

It's over. We got him on the airplane.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hear another voice there. Sounds like a little girl.

[Bobo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's that little girl talking behind you there?

[Bobo]

He's the host of the show actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's a man.

[Turley]

Good to see you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah, it's nice to be there.

[Pre K]

Yes.

[Turley]

Chat room.

[Pre K]

We're trying to make it stop.

[Turley]

Go to jcwshow.com and post your beef on why it should stop. Witch falls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. How you go?

[Turley]

08 BMW M5 stick v10, 90,000 miles. You want to be in the 20s so I can tell you I love M5S motorsport being more than anybody. And I'm a BMW M Sport queer. If that's a classification. There's such a classification. I would fall under the classification of M Sport queer. But this motor was bad and it does not hold together. Therefore on this version of the M5, which I'm an M5 queer like it might be like an 88. M5 is probably the car I want more than any car. A good one. I had an M3 in high school. Anyway, this car is worth 11 grand because. Because. Because the reliability of it and the problems of it are so well known. Huh? It is until it's not. Until it's not. Is until it's not. And when it's not, it's done. It's just done. It turns into a boat anchor. I love them. I'm sad. Don't take my 10 grand. Keep it. Enjoy it until it blows up and then go get another one. That's what I do. I have two of them. Yeah, see, I have two of them. He's queer as a three dollar bill.

[Caller]

The six speed one. I don't drive. I don't drive every day. I park it because it's a very rare car.

[Turley]

Do you have a 6 also an M6? Yeah, I have.

[Caller]

I have the M5, but the other one is automatic.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that one I drive every day.

[Turley]

What Is your favorite first gen M series car besides an M1? Is it a 3, a 5 or 6? Mitchell E39, M5. I had one of those at E30, the 2000, 2003 model. I bought an M1 a year ago and I had to push it back on. The guy said it rust in the floorboard real bad and it would have been a disaster. Oh my God. Hey guys, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and radio. From America's best car buyer. Givemethevin.com they don't beat your carmax offer. They'll send you a check for a hundred bones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Turley]

Guys, watching the stream, the TV stream at jcwshow.com what you're seeing is a paint booth being erected. Erected. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Pre K]

I think this is Babo.

[Turley]

Here it is. Oh, yeah, listen.

[Bobo]

Great song.

[Turley]

Moon.

[Pre K]

That was Elon Song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Elon Musk. Elon. Elon likes his Twitter is what Twitter. He said he's going to buy it and maybe give poor Donald Trump a little brain until whooping dead to please go on and die. He was born way down in Africa.

[Turley]

But his accent sounds like Amsterdam.

[J.D. Ryan]

The marijuana makes him talk that way.

[Turley]

Ali shall be Elong.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's now free to tweet, man. Cause he's got all the peso. Yeah, he's Richard Basil's back. Very stoned is Elong. And Facebook is next, man.

[Turley]

He shall be alone. How long was that? Two years ago. Good morning, everybody. How are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Saturday morning live opener. Yeah, they're making a plate move.

[Bobo]

We put a video to that. I'll put it up on our Facebook, remember?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Two years ago today in 2022 is when that came out. Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, are you pissed at me because I just stepped on your opener?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no.

[Turley]

I think you are.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two years ago today.

[Turley]

I think he's upset that I stepped on his open. No, I think you projected another five minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you're projecting seven minute second minutes.

[Turley]

We can open for five minutes. No, everybody be quiet, shut the mic off and turn Babo back on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan. I think you're projecting again. Bobby Brown and featuring dj.

[Turley]

You're gonna abuse the port up.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. That's all I do. That's what I do.

[Turley]

It's a new doll.

[J.D. Ryan]

You like me mad, so you say, oh, you're mad.

[Turley]

There was no question that you're mad.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm past getting mad with you.

[Turley]

Party.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, listen, you know what I mean.

[Turley]

The bit was too long. The song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, whatever.

[Turley]

The song is fine. But just to play it out for three minutes. I mean, somebody just reported that there was a wreck on I35 because they fell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Where's that?

[Turley]

Listening to Elon.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sitting here in Tampa bay. Like, where's i35?

[Turley]

I don't know. Know, boy. Well, it's. I35 is actually. There's about five major interstate main arteries through the US and not damn Chicago.

[Bobo]

Gigi in here to settle this.

[Pre K]

Pull the curtain back. That was an opening. Now, John didn't realize was an opening.

[Turley]

And stepped the song down because I was losing attention. I was trying to manage the flow and keep the listeners happy, and it was getting boring. So I decided to come in and chop it down so we could keep moving. But in doing so, I pissed my old lady off. Bobbo. So I'm in the S house and I don't get any booty tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anytime we're starting a segment on the show, we always have an opener of some sort, right? And maybe it's not time to start talking about the video you just played that nobody can see that's not watching the stream, you know, Just let the opener go and then you go, right?

[Turley]

We need to put a time limit on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we're not. Just. Just hang. Hang in your drawers and when it's time to go, go. That's all you gotta do. Sorry about the quality of the piece, John.

[Turley]

You know, quality, it was just.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's a fellow gonna say? It's just some excuse you got for screwing up and talking over the intro of a segment again.

[Turley]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I. I base production off my feelings, and my feelings were saying, this is starting to suck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your feelings are as screwy in the head as you are. Just wait till the intro is over and then go, okay, but.

[Turley]

So here's what I'm gonna do.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you gonna do?

[Turley]

I could just take the rest of the show off and let you hold it, let you hold the water, let you drive the boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, well, that makes a lot of sense.

[Turley]

That's what you've been wanting all these years. You want to be protection.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a projection. That's what you want Me to think. That's not what I think. You can't make me, like, think the way you want me to think, Jet. Like, you need to take it easy.

[Pre K]

Mommy and Daddy are fighting.

[Bobo]

I can tell.

[J.D. Ryan]

I feel.

[Turley]

Really? How do I want you to think?

[Bobo]

I mean, do you need.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want me to want to take over the show or something?

[Bobo]

Crayons?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't. I mean, what is that?

[Turley]

Remember back 14 years ago when you were doing the Daily Nooner, and I came back and took it back a little bit and how pissy you were. Talk about projections.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was pissy.

[Turley]

Oh, my God. Boy, this is just Uncle Bobbo from the big chair. And I was like, don't say that anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you know, you really don't. Inside. You really don't think a lot of me, do you?

[Turley]

Oh, my God, here we go. Now we're going nuclear. What? I mean, what are you fixing to say something about my parents?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm so easily.

[Turley]

Are you fixing to say something about my parents?

[J.D. Ryan]

I got nothing to say about your parents.

[Turley]

I got it from my parents. Huh.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, now, where'd that come? Did I say that?

[Turley]

No, but it was coming.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're trying to make me.

[Turley]

Couples fight. That's where it goes.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, you're weird.

[Turley]

Don't they rip the weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, this. This whole Trump hobby has ruined you. Dude, you're so weird.

[Turley]

Trump hobby? I have a Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Hobby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like, I have a Star wars hobby. You have a Trump hobby? It's a fan war.

[Turley]

I'm not even that into Trump at all. I think Trump's kind of a. I mean, I've got a lot of negative things to say about Trump, besides his fiscal policy and the fact that Wall Street's up 22%. I have people whose 400 is up 22% in the past looking pretty good. So we voted our wallet when we voted for Trump. That's it. A lot of that other crap. I mean, I do love the fact that he's trying to straighten politics out and reset it for the next generation of script, but. Yeah, I mean, do I think our President should be saying, grab him by the hoo, ha. And she's a fat, ugly mule. And name calling. I mean, leave the name calling to us. We don't need that for the President.

[J.D. Ryan]

He doesn't stumble or stutter every time he tries to talk. There are. He does have some positive, positive qualities.

[Turley]

So are you starting to support him?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just being objective like I always am.

[Pre K]

Man, are we done fighting, you guys? Good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now I Think so. Are you gonna screw up any more bits?

[Turley]

If they're not too long, I won't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they might be, because the two.

[Turley]

You'Ve done so far got a little winded.

[J.D. Ryan]

They might be.

[Pre K]

That was six minutes of venting between you guys. That was amazing.

[Bobo]

They're loving it on the YouTube stream, by the way.

[Turley]

Nobody knows where that is. Nobody's on that. J.D. why would you bring that up?

[Bobo]

Someday John's gonna go out for milk.

[Turley]

And they don't know about that in Florida.

[Bobo]

Someday John's gonna go for milk and never come back.

[J.D. Ryan]

One of us is. One of us is like John Draper.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I gotta run. They're loving it. I gotta run to the store. Your mother's sending me to the store. He never came back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Going out for some smokes.

[Bobo]

That's funny.

[Turley]

Sage in Texas.

[Caller]

Oh, well, hello. How are y'all doing?

[Turley]

You're on. You're on. You're on the air. Where are you? It says you're. You've been up since five. You're drinking and you're driving home now.

[Caller]

Oh, well, I was drinking, but, yeah, I mean, now I'm driving home.

[Turley]

From where to where?

[Caller]

Well, I mean, it's all Missouri county, but I was at, you know, the bars earlier this night. I guess it's morning now, but. Slept on a couch somewhere, and then I had to go, like, check up on a dog.

[Turley]

So my dad calls me when I'm 18 years old. Right. It's one in the morning, answering the phone at the house. Hello. Boy, have you been drinking? No, sir. I mean, that's your answer, right? No, sir. Come down here and help me. We lived in the country. Drive down the street, his Cadillac is balancing perfectly in the middle of the road on its side. Boy, when the cops come, you tell them you were driving. I was like, hey, hey, hey, Dad, I lied.

[Bobo]

I've been drinking.

[Turley]

I have been drinking, so. I know. So we got the car pulled down. We got. We got a tractor. We moved it off to the ditch, and it was totaled. And he was a little screwed up, and his face was banged up. And he said, my friend was with me. He said, boys, did y'all learn anything here tonight? And Solon says, yes, sir. What was it? Don't drink and drive? He said, no, no, no. No matter how ugly she is, just go ahead and stay the night. So I feel like Sage is in that same spot.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, you know, hair the dog. Once I get home, I got some cores in the fridge. I'll just. We'll Keep the party going.

[Turley]

What made you decide to call me right now?

[Caller]

Honestly, I was just driving and I heard the number on the radio and I was like, you know, I've never called a radio station before. I'll do that.

[Turley]

Well, I've never hung up on a collar before. I'm gonna do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bam.

[Turley]

Hey, 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. Eight hundred, 800, 800 radio is the number you call in right now to get loaded for the lightning round that's coming up. Sage, if you think you've been confused up at this point, just wait until the next segment where I'm actually bidding and buying cars on the radio from the listeners all over the United States of America. The bids are good at. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN.com. if you call in now, give me year, make, model, miles, average, rougher clean Corvettes to Kia's to Bentley's to, you know, 72 Nova. We've got a good 72 Nova if you saw it. And I don't like Novas. I think Novas are for bullies. We'll be right back. Another joint. Let's head on down the road. There's somewhere I gotta go and you don't know how it feel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[Turley]

And I'm gonna bid these cars real quick for you guys all over the country for gim on behalf. All the bits are [e-mail] Bobby in Florida. Hey, Bobby.

[Caller]

Hey, hey.

[Turley]

Oh. Six Magnum SRT8. So that's the little wagon, right? Yeah, I wouldn't call it little BS. The wagon. 95,000 miles, Mopar, Catback exhaust. Debating whether to keep it or trade it. I think it's a 10 grand rig with 90 on it. What do you think? Probably is pretty fair. I don't. What do you think I'd call in the private market? I try. I trade for cash. I give cash, you give title. You know all these car dealers, the average retail profit in a car dealership on the front end is like twelve hundred dollars. Now they ask big prices, but you know, that's the nada figure. The average retail profit for a used car dealer nationwide is twelve hundred dollars on the front end. Now they also can hold on the trade in and they also can make on the warranty and they also can make on the financing where they, you know, the bank gives them a buy rate of 8% and they sell it to you for 10. Then they make 50% of the point spread on that loan. So that's how car dealers make their money, is all those different components. Okay. All right. So if you want to sell it without all the BS that I just explained, go to give me the VIN comm. I'll give you 10,000. David.

[Caller]

Yes.

[Turley]

Happy Hanukkah. Are you Jewish?

[Caller]

No, I am not.

[Turley]

You're so tight. You bought the cheap Corvette. That's why I asked 23. The LT one.

[Caller]

Yeah. When I bought it, I had to order it and get the excess. Had just a weight on it.

[Turley]

Oh, you had to take what you could get. I understand. 23. What color is it?

[Caller]

It is the ceramic gray metallic.

[Turley]

What is that in English?

[Caller]

Just a light kind of gray that very, very shiny.

[Turley]

It's like high yellow gray. 23.1lt Z51. You sure it's a Z51?

[Caller]

Yes.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[Turley]

I think it's 62,000.

[Caller]

Okay. You know, would you split the difference with me? About 63 and a half, maybe.

[Turley]

Don't think I make any money. I think I'm giving the bring money, hoping that I squeak out a bit of profit. What was sticker on this car.

[Caller]

With The Z? The Z51? It was 76, I believe. Ish.

[Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[Turley]

They've come down a lot, but it's still really good if you think about it.

[Caller]

I mean, Yeah, I bought. I bought it just as a play car. And my daughter just applied to all dental schools in Texas, so I'm trying to put a little money back.

[Turley]

Mm. Why is it your responsibility to pay for that? Are you still married to a mother?

[Caller]

Take care of me in my old age.

[Turley]

That's true.

[Bobo]

No, I am not.

[Caller]

But I'm looking forward to somebody to take care of me when I'm old.

[Turley]

What about her mother? Does she have money? Can she pay for dental school? And you keep the Corvette.

[Caller]

I like that idea.

[Turley]

I like it, too. Let's get her on the phone right now. How long have y'all been divorced?

[Caller]

We've been divorced for almost three years.

[Turley]

Yeah, that's pretty fresh still. Why don't you get your father to handle it? Why don't you call your father? You know, your father's got money. He can handle it. What about you, baby? You got some money, too. Why don't you handle it for a change? You're the one that had to go cheat and leave. Why don't you pay for something? I'm done paying for them. This damn thing.

[Caller]

Jesus, man, you are in my mind. This is my thoughts exactly.

[Turley]

All right, well, I'll tell you where we're not agreeing is your car's worth 62 and you want 63 and a half. But I will give 62 and I'll write a check and we'll get some good teeth on your old lady. I know your daughter, and she can take care of you. So if you want to sell it, go to give me the vin.com. okay. All right.

[Caller]

I appreciate it, John. Have a good day.

[Turley]

See you. Bye. My name is John Clay Wolf by Cars and Radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. we're watching some footy game in America. The Rams and the San Francisco 69ers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Playing some rubbish game.

[Turley]

40, 49ers. That sounds much more interesting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobo]

A lot of people might pay to see this. That's what we were doing, the 49ers.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's much harder to explain to you.

[Caller]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Thanks for making us number one. Hit him up 800-800-radio and check out the [e-mail] now. John Clay Wolf.

[Turley]

They're pretty good this year. The 69ers, the salad tossers from San Fran, the intravenous drug users. We've got Cody Canada, Cross Canadian ragweed dude playing at the Rattlesnake next. Is that Friday or Saturday?

[Pre K]

Saturday, yeah. That's a big, big show. They're getting back together, by the way.

[Turley]

Yeah, ccr. Yeah, It's. It's gonna be a big show.

[Pre K]

Oh, yeah, that's so. I know the. Is it the Departed or is it just him or.

[Turley]

I think it's kind of sneaky. I'm not sure what it is.

[Pre K]

I imagine they're gonna play some CCR stuff.

[Turley]

Oh, imagine. Yes. There's no question. Yeah. I can't. I can't promote the truth.

[Pre K]

Oh, oh, you can't promote the truth.

[Turley]

You can't promote the truth, but it's going to be good. And why are you looking at me like that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm wondering what you mean, you can't promote the truth.

[Turley]

Well, it means that I've got something I'd love to say, but I can't say it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm intrigued.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Pre K]

And it's on what date again?

[Turley]

Saturday, November 23rd. Right before that.

[Pre K]

So I will not be coming home, babe.

[Turley]

The steakhouse should be open next door to take some pressure off the Room, but then in the cantina across the street. Should be open to the bosque cantina that Felipe Armenta and I are doing. So it'll be a big weekend next week. A lot of work.

[Pre K]

So is he gonna come on the show maybe, or is he gonna.

[Turley]

They got. I don't know. I don't. I don't think so. I didn't. I didn't even think about that. I even asked him about that because they should be awesome. They're.

[Pre K]

They're getting back together. I think it's in April. It's like in some huge show with Stoney larue. It's like a whole.

[Turley]

We should have them. I doubt they want to be here at 8 in the morning on Saturday, but we should have him come out and do a recording with them. That's what we should do. Yeah. Amir, if you're listening, please line that up.

[Pre K]

He's got a. There's a lot of story there. It's a big. I mean, I've saw them play Denton.

[Turley]

Did you start tearing up?

[Pre K]

No, not tearing up. I mean, I'm getting a little leclemp here, you know. Yeah, no, it was a. It was a big college thing for me. I mean, that band was huge back then.

[Turley]

Well, we've got him next Saturday night in Walnut Springs. Tejas. 800-800-7234. Craig, a 77 vet with 98, 000 miles red interior, wants 7, 500. I'm not saying no, but I'm saying probably no, but I really. My gut is telling me 5,000. But if it's a slam bam clean jelly bean, you know, mother load. Perfect. Yes.

[Caller]

Gotcha. Gotcha. It is. It is not that.

[Turley]

I had a feeling it was not that. Do you know why? Do you know why? I knew it was not that.

[Caller]

Well, yeah, 77. And I want to sell it.

[Turley]

Nope, because you live in Oklahoma.

[Caller]

So what do you think? Maybe I got some trailer house over here on block.

[Turley]

No, I'm saying that it's got 198,000 miles on the meth head that you bought it from. Cranked them back.

[Caller]

Hey, man, that. That is possible.

[Turley]

Very highly likely. Yeah. It's cross state lines. Send me pictures. I won't. Unless it's, you know, I've sold. Hell, I've sold a 20. No, I sold a 20. 500 hundred mile one that came out of that Alabama barn find that was absolutely museum quality with window stickers. I sold that for 18 grand two months ago.

[Caller]

Oh, wow.

[Turley]

Right. So that's My baseline. And I've had a. I've got a 30,000 mile one, a real one that I want 15 grand for and I'm not getting it. So, you know, a beater is. This thing's between 3 and 5, depending on how great it is. Take the OU stickers off before you send me pictures because it will influence my opinion. 800-800-72348 on our YouTube stream.

[Bobo]

We got $9.99 from Victor. He wants you tell everyone why Novas are for bullies.

[Turley]

Chevy Novas are for bullies.

[Bobo]

Why?

[Turley]

Well, Quentin Tarantino put Kurt Russell in one in death proof driving through the hill country down here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good example.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he you may not realize it, but every minute of every day you're enjoying your first Amendment freedoms. You can wear what you want, give out your opinion for free, even if it's unpopular. Listen to your play. You can put a sign out on your front lawn that says vote for Bigfoot. Someone you can believe in. Pray to the God of your choice. Or don't you have the right to hang with a posse that thinks like you do. Tell the government what you think about its policies. They're the freedoms that let you be you. And they're all brought to you by the First Amendment.

[Turley]

Learn [e-mail] it was dead on. He felt the same way I did. Jason Godwin went to my high school. His twin sister Tiffany had big cans. I was a freshman, she was a senior. We had relations. He didn't like it. He drove around in a Nova. Like a creeper. Like death proof. Like, whenever I was going somewhere in my blazer, I'd see him, like, parked and like, he'd come up and start following me around. Come by Burnout, you know, just mad.

[Bobo]

Because you were dating his sister.

[Turley]

Yep. But. But the. But the. I mean, it was very light dating, by the way. It wasn't like serious by any stretch. And I didn't take her to the mat just to clarify things. Maybe it was because it was his twin sister. But then you think about that, then that means that you were, like, fooling around with him.

[Bobo]

No.

[Turley]

And that's weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Twins. Twins have a weird.

[Turley]

He had a weird look in his eye, too.

[Bobo]

Did it ever come.

[Turley]

He had a little drifty eye. Like one eye was just a little bit off. When he was looking at you. He was looking off a little bit. And I don't know if that goes in line with Nova drivers also. Oh, but they definitely have a bully component to them. Chevy Novas are For bullies.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I used to think. Think you. You've been saying that for years. When Tarantino proved it, my dad drove a Nova. But then I realized I talked to him recently. It was a Chevelle. See, so.

[Turley]

Oh, that's a dude. That's a happy little. I mean, that's almost a. I bet gays were driving Chevelles back in the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whatever. It was in 73. That's what he drove. Yeah.

[Turley]

That's a happy little get to A to B car.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I'm pretty sure my dad's not gay.

[Turley]

No, no, no, no. I'm not even suggesting at all. I'm saying it's a very happy car. Were like gay people when they're going to look for their automobiles, like, I want something that's real happy, gets good gas mileage, very practical, won't lay down on me much. What should I get back in 1971 as a man that's in the closet? A Chevelle.

[Pre K]

That's the craziest theory ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, they didn't have Land Cruisers back then, but.

[Turley]

But people that wanted practicality are gay people, not practical. Yes. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I think they're about 50.

[Turley]

50?

[J.D. Ryan]

I lived in a house full of these.

[Turley]

Wait, did you say Chevelle?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Hang on, dude, I'm. I just screwed that whole thing up. I'm talking about a Chevette.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're talking about totally different.

[Turley]

Yeah. No, your dad had a Chevelle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Because I'm sitting here thinking Chevelle's a gay car.

[Turley]

Completely wrong. The reciprocal of everything I just said is Chevelle. But a Chavet is that shiny, happy people practical. It's the Tesla of 1971. As a Chevette, did you know that the mid-70s Deville, that boxy one was built on a Chevelle? Nope. A Nova chassis.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Turley]

You didn't know that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You didn't know?

[Bobo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

I look at him all the time.

[Turley]

You didn't know. You can't tell by looking at. Put in 1976 Deville. And look at that. That car. And then I'm telling you it's built on a Nova chassis. And then you'll kind of see it, but you still don't really see it.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had a Chevelle episode.

[Turley]

Why you lied to me that you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Knew four to six weeks ago about the Chevette. And I. I got. I went down a rabbit hole and started looking at pictures and I nearly bought a big old coffee table book that I Saw at Barnes and Nobles.

[Turley]

I'm like, nah, Rollins, did you know that a mid-70s DeVille was built on a Nova chassis?

[Caller]

Oh, a lot of country boys do weird things.

[Turley]

Hey, we are blinking. Wait, do we have this much time? Yeah, we got a break.

[Pre K]

We can go along with them since you got them right now, but I.

[Turley]

Mean, I need to go longer than that with him.

[Pre K]

Okay, yeah, we'll come back.

[Turley]

Yeah, he keeps calling right when we're leaving. He's, like, showing up. Hey, where's the. Well, the bar's closing, but the bar will be back open in three minutes. Can you hang on for three minutes? Because I want to talk to you about this Jake Paul truck that you're the king of getting free advertising, man. Jesus Christ.

[Caller]

Pretty good at it.

[Turley]

We'll be right back. We're gonna have Richard Rollins with us on the show. My name is John Clay Wolf and we are right here in your city on your radio station. If you don't want to listen on the radio, go to jcwshow.com and you can stream us live. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. call in 800-800-radio-1, 800-800-radio. And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[Turley]

There was a moment last night where it was very clear that Tyson said, if I whip his ass, I'm not going to get paid. And he pulled back. I saw it. I felt it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no. Yeah.

[Pre K]

No.

[Turley]

Rollins, were you at the. Were you at the fight? Richard, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[Turley]

Were you at the fight?

[Caller]

No, I didn't know.

[Turley]

Do you think it was rigged?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm sure, but I don't know how. I don't know which way it was rigged.

[Turley]

I mean, I'm just watching Tyson, I. Did you watch it?

[Caller]

I did.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Caller]

Yes.

[Turley]

I felt like he had explosion in him that he was restraining and he was just like a dad, boxing with his son. And the sun's hitting at him and he's ducking and he's diving. He's just sitting there playing defense. He's smiling. That's what I felt. What did you mean, am I dreaming this up?

[Caller]

I don't know. I think. I think I feel the same way.

[Turley]

Okay, so we both decided it's rigged. It's official. Did you know that you were fixing to get worldwide marketing with this damn truck that the Paul's rolled up in?

[Caller]

You know, to tell you the absolute truth, I did not. No one called me Jake's Falls Camp. Which I've done business with before, didn't call me. Heavy D. Sparks, who was driving the truck, did not call me. And nobody said anything. I think. I don't know what I think either. Either I'm more hated than I am loved, or they just didn't want me to steal the wild.

[Turley]

Well, I mean, but all the press said, gas Monkey build. Gas monkey build. Were you just sitting there on your couch drinking your whatever and just spit it out when you saw that happen? Just completely surprised.

[Caller]

Technically, I was laying in bed with my supermodel wife in a mattress full of money, and I was pleasantly surprised.

[Turley]

Was she nude or was she clothed?

[Caller]

She was nude.

[Turley]

She was nude. Well.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

You should have seen it, guys. Should have been there. So you're laying in your. You're laying on your water bed. You're laying on your water bed.

[Caller]

Our medium wave.

[Turley]

You've got. What have you got on the radio?

[Caller]

I was just watching on Netflix.

[Turley]

Okay. And your truck rolls up, and they say, the gas monkey build. 50 million people are watching. Your wife's sitting there naked. Did you take a moment and clean the pipes?

[Caller]

I did. I caught a boner real fast.

[Turley]

Now we know. See, people wanted inside story about what was going on with this truck. And we are getting more inside than anybody.

[Caller]

And the truth about the truck is that it was built in the late 90s, early 2000s, by a guy that owned a wheel company. He wanted to build up his wheel company, and he built this to be the showpiece. And then it just. It was on all kinds of magazines. It was like a cult following, just like last night. And then it just disappeared. And no one knew where it was. No one knew what happened. And one day I get a call from some dude that was related to some dude that knew the dude that built it. And it was only two miles from my shop in the warehouse. And I went and dug it out. We were gonna rebuild it. Rebuild it. But we decided that we put it back to its former glory.

[Turley]

Okay, how much? Like, did it need? A lot or a little bit?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. It was completely beat down. All the interior was weathered and water damaged.

[Turley]

And that's what happens when you don't have a top.

[J.D. Ryan]

We did.

[Caller]

We did the. We did a preservation on that truck. Got a. Not a bill. We. We put it back to its former glory, fixed everything and what have you. Why do I have this horrible echo?

[Turley]

I don't know. I don't hear it on our end. So know that. That you're okay coming up the speakers or the cars. So did you sell the truck to Jake Paul or did you sell somebody that sold it to him?

[Caller]

No, I sold it to a big time collector, jewelry guy out of Florida, who he. As soon as I got it hating and people found out, he called me. He goes, I don't care. I want it. He goes, that was the thing that got me into cars and got me into building and collecting and doing. So I sold it to him, and it's still his truck. I saw him last week at sema.

[Turley]

Oh, so Jake was just borrowing it was working on.

[Caller]

He said he was working on something about bringing it to the fight, but he didn't have any concrete decision yet.

[Turley]

Well, I think that you just got a lot of free publicity for your brand off of that decision, so congratulations.

[Caller]

I think we did. And, you know, we did a deal with Jake Paul at his last fight here in Dallas and didn't go real well. Just we did it with the promotional company and we flew down to Puerto Rico. We're supposed. Supposed to do a bunch of stuff, and we did some stuff with him, and not as much as we were supposed to. And then they didn't kind of do all the things they were supposed to do per the contract, and it just wasn't a good deal for me. So maybe this was a little payback.

[Bobo]

Payback.

[Turley]

That makes sense.

[Caller]

I don't know. But you think they would have called and told me, you know, I had a lot of friends in town. Weston was in town from Heavy D. Sparks in town driving the truck, which. And I had four or five other big influencers out there that didn't even call me, man. I feel like I'm the old man and nobody wants to party.

[Turley]

You're on the air with the old man that nobody wants to party with. Richard Rollins, a gas monkey garage. He built or redid the truck that everybody saw last night on the tv. Yeah, it's quite the stir. Well, that's. Do you ever. Does Luca Doncic drive one of your cars? One of your builds?

[Caller]

I don't think so.

[Turley]

Now what's the one that you did? Did you do another one for Jake Paul?

[Caller]

No, we never did one for Jake or Logan. Cool enough cats, gracious enough. Guys, you know, they got to put on their show and do their thing. But we've been down there to Puerto Rico and hung out a little bit. Cool dudes.

[Turley]

All right, well, congratulations. That's. That's exciting. That's so funny. I mean, that's a big stage, dude. And that was A big entrance. I mean that could not have gone better if you scripted it.

[Caller]

Dude, I'm telling you, I was laying there with my wife and I was like, what the hell is happening?

[Turley]

You got a boner.

[Caller]

Exactly.

[Turley]

But 55 year old boner and a green.

[Caller]

I'll try to put my marketing skills to work on Walnut Springs in the boss house.

[Turley]

Let's gave me a bonus rings. Well, we have Cody Canada. You ever heard of cross Canadian ragweed?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

They're coming next Saturday, so. All right. There's something else. Oh, speaking of stepping into poop and it turning into diamonds, your thing with garage beer and the Kelsey brothers, you got press on that this week? Amir sent it to me.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We launched in Texas last Monday and it is flying off the shelves. It's the best beer in the world as far as I'm concerned. Lifelong certain beer drinker in that.

[Turley]

What beer would that be, sir?

[Caller]

Garage beer.

[Turley]

So he's building a studio in the shop, a bar to do these garage beer videos. Or what's it called? The garage something. The corner.

[Caller]

It's the garage beer bar right inside the Gas Monkey garage. But you know, at the end of the day, we're just beer flavored beer.

[Turley]

Beer flavored beer. Good for the soul. So the Kelsey. So. So they asked Richard if he'll be a promoter of this thing because he's Garage.com and Gas Money. He's all garagey. He's like, sure. And they give him a nice cut of the gig and you're like, cool.

[Caller]

Well, we actually invested in me and the rest of the crew that are on the thing. We're not paid influencers. We're actually part of the company where we're equity positions.

[Turley]

Right. And it's working out. And you got to jump into the Taylor Swift effect. So you. You're riding the wave of Taylor Swift in Travis Kelsey. You're riding the wave of Jake Paul. Damn. You don't need a publicist. Now I see why Amir, when the publicist, she's like, I offered to help Richard and he said he didn't need my help. And now that I'm looking at what you're pulling off on your own, you don't need nobody's help.

[Caller]

Oh, come on. Your girl did a. Did a wonder job for us.

[Turley]

Oh, no, she's great. She's great. But those kind of plugs that you're putting together, they're pretty slow. Click. And it's working out good. And that's fun. I'm proud of you. All right, we got to keep cruising. All right, brother, talk to you soon. Talk soon. 800. 800. That's Richard Rollins from Gas Monkey Garage. Coming up next is the car.

[Pre K]

No, no, it's not. I'm sorry.

[Turley]

No.

[Pre K]

It's the end of the hour.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[Pre K]

We're losing Florida. That's what's coming up next.

[Turley]

We're losing Florida. So Florida, D.C. jump, North Carolina, South Carolina, the East coast, him hemisphere jump over to the stream if you want to keep rolling. With us live at JCW, which is John Claywolf, JCW show, JCW show.com and just click the big video box in the middle. It'll pop up in the video and the audio. Or do we have a audio only stream there?

[Pre K]

Yes. Okay.

[Turley]

And the podcast goes up today about 3:00. That's audio only with the commercials and the music ripped out. Be right back. Give me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[Turley]

Good morning, my name's John Clay Wolf. On line three this morning, straight out of Compton, we've got the king of all gays, Joe Exotic. Hey, good morning, Joe Exotic. The tiger king, King of all gays. Go ahead. How are you?

[Joe Exotic]

Hey, I apologize for calling Lane. I can't catch that 9:00 move.

[Turley]

Oh, it's okay. I know you gotta roll out of bed with your boyfriend. You know, ever since I've got this whole thing that you're, that, that you're letting, you're, you're marrying this guy just to get him a US Green card.

[Joe Exotic]

Well, I mean, that's not the only reason, but yeah. What do you think? Trump. Trump won. And now Matt Gaetz is going to be the Attorney General. So that, that part of your planning, we need to, we need to plan on it because that's going to happen.

[Turley]

Okay. He's right. I didn't even think about that. The Trump thing. They are going to let him out this time and I've got a good buddy that is like best friends with Trump Jr. Ryan, if you're listening to him, we need to get that done. Good. Old Joe Gates has been one of.

[Joe Exotic]

My biggest pardon supporters for seven years.

[Turley]

Oh, that's. I was unaware of. Okay, so this is going to happen.

[Joe Exotic]

Yeah. And you know, you know, even, even without a pardon, with the new evidence, he has the power to go to the court and drop my charges.

[Bobo]

But you've been convicted. He had. Does he have the power to unravel it, Unravel the whole thing?

[Joe Exotic]

Yeah. Yeah, he could.

[Turley]

So. But he can't do it until after the inauguration.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Joe Exotic]

Yeah, we got January 21st, and I.

[Turley]

Was trying to have the party before the year, end of the year, so I'm gonna have to leave my calendar open.

[Joe Exotic]

Hey, you know what? Biden could slip in and be a hero without anybody knowing it. Who knows?

[Turley]

Who knows? So when we do this, how are we. How are we going to do this? Because now it's getting real. So we're going to have Joe Exotic's release part. The first time he's seen the people ever since he's been imprisoned. He went to prison before Tiger King came out on Netflix, so he's never met any of y'all in person that are his fans from the show. So we're going to pick him. We're going to pick him up at prison in Fort Worth, and we're going to motorcade him out to Walnut Springs here, where the show is, to the Rattlesnake Roadhouse and all that stuff, and we're going to have his release part. Do you want a helicopter or do you want to drive?

[Joe Exotic]

I want to drive.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Joe Exotic]

I want. I want to see everything.

[Turley]

I think we. Yeah, that makes sense. And I think we should drive because I think we need to organize it where your super fans are at the prison, and we'll have. We'll have to, like, get it this organized where everybody meets in a parking lot and literally, motorcade out here. Maybe some rainbow flags on the front of the Cadillac instead of. Or a tiger flag, a rainbow flag, and a Trump flag, I think in.

[Bobo]

An RV so he has a chance to shower. I don't think so.

[Turley]

So we should do a bus. Like a coach. Joe, do you think, like, a big bus. A coach would work?

[Joe Exotic]

Hey, it don't matter to me as long as I walk out of here.

[Turley]

That's what we need to do. We need to. We need to get a bus, and we buy. We buy buses, those big motorhomes and coaches that give me. Give me the vin. So. Well, that's what we'll do. We'll get a bus, like a presidential tour bus, and we'll drive them out here. We'll motorcade it out and then have it wrapped.

[Pre K]

Maybe we could.

[Turley]

We could probably get it wrapped.

[Pre K]

Yeah, you can have it wrapped, like, with the Tiger King from the show, I guess.

[Turley]

Well, there was an airplane that was wrapped in your wrap. Do you remember?

[Joe Exotic]

They. They did that big old bus. You Know they wrapped that big old bus that had the hot tub on top.

[Turley]

Where's that?

[Pre K]

Wow.

[Joe Exotic]

I have no idea where they got that bus, but they drove it to Washington, you know, and then they wrapped that, that airplane too.

[Turley]

Well, let's see if we can find that bus. And that can be our cruiser out here and lead the motorcade.

[Joe Exotic]

I will ask Francisco Hernandez. He's the. He's the lawyer that was. Was doing that all back then. And he's the one that is taking over, over Georgia's immigration case.

[Turley]

And my good friend runs all the securities. Arlington Police. He runs all security for Globe Life and Texas Stadium or whatever it's called. Cowboys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Turley]

What? Creighton. And we could have him be the. Do the police. What do you call it? A police escort. Escort, yes. Oh, this is gonna be fun.

[Bobo]

Huge.

[Turley]

All right, so this is real. I didn't even think about this being real with Trump winning. I forgot.

[Bobo]

Yeah, we do it live on YouTube or Facebook. Either one.

[Joe Exotic]

All right, we're down. We're down to below 50 days.

[Turley]

Okay, so we need to. Where do we organize everybody? Where do we keep the. We'll just keep on the John Clay will show page.

[Bobo]

Yes.

[Turley]

And then Joe's people can put the information. But we're gonna need to get a map. We're gonna need to get some, some. We're needing to put some structure into this deal. It can't be just some half assed deal that I whipped together like normal.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're gonna get tigers.

[Turley]

We could have the tiger dude. We could have what's his name bring some.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be awesome.

[Turley]

What's Scott Edwards? The guy that was out here?

[Joe Exotic]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Scott Edwards. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that.

[Pre K]

You have it out. The rattlesnake.

[Turley]

Scott's a helicopter pilot. He could give you a ride back.

[Joe Exotic]

He built that helicopter. I'm not riding in that.

[Turley]

All right, this is good news.

[Joe Exotic]

It's definitely gonna get real.

[Turley]

I hope they don't let you out like at night. We got to control the release so that we can, we can plan the event properly.

[Joe Exotic]

Well, you know, from, from everybody else that gets immediate release. You know, it takes a day or two to do the paperwork and then they usually Release them after 2 o'clock.

[Bobo]

Great time.

[Turley]

I need to move that. Tell them to move that up about three hours.

[Bobo]

John's got the poll.

[Turley]

Yeah, I gotta get it straight.

[Joe Exotic]

John knows everybody. All right, Joe, I'll call you next week.

[Turley]

All right, later. Have a good one. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. If we do this, this will get.

[Bobo]

When we do this.

[Pre K]

Yeah. When?

[Turley]

This will get goofy.

[Bobo]

It's gonna get goofy.

[Turley]

This is gonna get goofier than a run over dog.

[Pre K]

We'll have to plan this. There have to be some work here.

[Turley]

Amir's gonna get to earn her keep.

[Pre K]

Yeah. This bus too is huge. Have you seen this thing?

[Turley]

No. Bryce, can you grab it? Throw it up on the screen? It's a Trump, please. Pardon? Joe. Exotic bus. That's what we need.

[Bobo]

Where's Perfect?

[Turley]

That's perfect. That's our rig. We need to find that rig. And that needs to be our pickup rig. All right. It's.

[Pre K]

It's huge. And it does have a hot tub on the top. So you could have all his boyfriends up there.

[Turley]

This is great. JD can ride on the bus. I'll drive behind him.

[Bobo]

I'm not gonna ride on the bus with Joe.

[Turley]

Are you playing Culture Club? No.

[Bobo]

No. I'll tumble for you.

[Pre K]

Yeah. Boy, there should be some interesting people at this thing.

[Turley]

Oh my God almighty. Will there be some interesting people at this thing?

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be a whole new. A whole new audience for us, Bob.

[Turley]

If he stays the night, he can sleep in your bed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where am I going to sleep?

[Turley]

I don't know. I always thought you like tigers.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Bobo]

Thank you, Mike.

[Turley]

Hey, we had some hate mail or mail from jail. You can play that over it. I like it.

[Bobo]

Well, we have an actual letter, but.

[Turley]

J. I mean Turley. Didn't you have some. Just lost a listener.

[Pre K]

I guess this would work. Oh yeah. If you got over there. JD Cuz I just closed my window.

[Bobo]

I didn't close mine too.

[Turley]

You had some chat room hate mail.

[Pre K]

Yeah, they're not. Let me pull it up here. Yeah, the chat room. Where you can find the chat room.

[Turley]

JCW Show.com is where all of our fans gather up and they chat to one another while they're watching the video and the audio on our channel. JCW show dot com.

[Pre K]

Yeah, there was a. Trying to find it here in the chat room. Boba Bubba. Fat 46.

[Turley]

Like the one from Star Wars.

[Bobo]

Bu B Fet 46.

[Pre K]

Yeah, he's not a fan of you right now.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Pre K]

For all your gay talk.

[Turley]

Yeah, as I'm. What is gay talk?

[Bobo]

Well, they decided John is a bully and drives a 70 Nova to the show every Saturday and picks on Bobo if he keeps the rainbows. Won't even follow John any longer. I don't know what that means.

[Turley]

Any.

[Pre K]

He said any punctuated with I mean it. So I guess because you were saying that gays don't drive Novas.

[Turley]

I did not say anything about gays and Novas. That was not even a topic.

[Pre K]

I. I don't know.

[Turley]

I mean there's a word. No, we were talking about.

[J.D. Ryan]

We were talking about Chavez.

[Turley]

Chavettes.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Happy people driving practical transportation.

[J.D. Ryan]

And John got mixed up with Chavettes and Chevelles, which might qualify better for that kind of car. It's a whole conversation, Boba, you know you. I mean, listen, appreciate the love, buddy, but come on, man. This is radio show supposed to have fun.

[Turley]

The next segment is the car segment. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234 800800 radio. Call in year, make, model miles, average rough or clean condition and I will bid your car on the air. On behalf of givemethevin.com Justin in western Kansas. I'll do this one real quick. A 68 Grand Prix. Is it a four door or two door?

[Caller]

Two door.

[Turley]

45,000 original monosome minor dings. Just curious. Send me pictures of this car. These older cars, the pictures are everything. The way people describe them over the over the radio. They accidentally just lock through their teeth and then we get on top of them and they're not what as described. So I've got to start with photos before I even start talking about it. The original miles, a few dings. Sounds good. It's not super desirable, but it's not undesirable. Can you prove the 45,000 original miles?

[Caller]

Yes, I can.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a one owner. It's got all the receipts from all.

[Caller]

The work done to it over its life. It's got the paint, original paint chips with at the paint colors. Yep, it's illusion.

[Turley]

Blue sounds good. Go to G automatic. Load this up in our classic and collector site which is gmtv. Like give me the vin. GMTV CC which is classic and collector. Give me The VIN or givemethevin.com will get you there too. GMTV CC on all the. Listen to that. Do I have a lisp cc? Yeah, C. All right, we'll be right back with the lightning round. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevid.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Turley]

Randy in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. 99 grand marquis with 81,000 miles. If it's nice, I'll give two grand end. You there?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's clean.

[Turley]

Load it up. Give me the dot com. Huey in Florida trading 10F150 with a foot of clear coat on the front fender fading. Should he get it fixed or does it matter? It does not. Wait, what year is it? How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

20, 10. 180,000 miles.

[Turley]

Nobody gives a rat's ass on 180,000 mile truck. You just. You can kick it right in. Yeah, you could take your like, like other car and back it into the side of it before you trip, before you trade it in, and it'll still get the same price. Kenneth in Texas, 92 Dakota Sport 122 two wheel drive. You want $1,000? You're disabled and having a hard time maintaining it. Kenneth, loaded into. Give me the vin.com. can you do that? Can you take a couple pictures and load it in?

[Caller]

Well, when I was younger, I had three brain surgeries. I've got a slight mental disability, and it's real hard for me to use a computer.

[Turley]

That's why I asked if you could do it. I mean, when I saw you said you're having trouble. Okay, so I want to help you. I want to buy the truck here. I'm going to just take a picture of your contact information assuming is this phone number you called us from a good one to call you back on. Yes, sir. I'll have somebody call you. We'll get it handled. Thank you and good luck. Corpus 15 XLT. 165,000 mile, four wheel drive crew cab wants 12. We offered 9,000amonth ago, but he fixed the glass, so that must make it worth 3,000 more. You're right. Jackson, just book it to me. I mean, the glass car, if it's a windshield. I mean, the glass cost 200 bucks, so now we're 92. When the miles get that tall, it changes things. Is. Is it leather? Glass? Is it leather? Cloth. It's cloth. It's an Xlt. It's cloth. Yes, sir. I think we're right, man. 9,500 is plenty. I mean, if I gave you 10, does that put it to sleep?

[Caller]

Yeah, maybe.

[Turley]

Okay, let's just do that just to so we don't have to talk about it anymore because it's kind of bothering me.

[Caller]

All right.

[Turley]

All right. Go. Give me the. Tell the buyer. Give me the van. I said put 10 in it and in. You're in Corpus. So you can drop it off at our San Antonio by center. I don't. I don't want to drive down to Corpus. Just paint the ass.

[Caller]

But yeah, nobody does.

[Turley]

If you'll run up to San Antonio to the give me the VIN office, we'll get you checked for 10,000. But just tell your buyer what we're doing and they'll get her done. Hold on, one more Mike. In Oklahoma, 69 Road Runner 21000 on the ODO show car. Customized, restored, want 70,000. I'm not saying yet. Yes. I'm not saying no. I need to see it. Can you load this car up with photos into GMTVCC.com every time I say that I whistle. Just every single time. You know what happened after I fixed my damn chip in my tooth. I had a chip in my tooth and I went and got it fixed. And ever since then I have a whistle on seas. Mike, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm.

[Turley]

Yeah. Load it in. Load it into the website. Let's take a look. See. I am interested. What engine is in it?

[Caller]

It's a 440. It's been bored 12 over.

[Turley]

Does the num. Does it match the VIN? Oh man, I'll be honest with you. I don't know.

[Caller]

I haven't checked that to see.

[Turley]

Well, let's, let's. We'll ask you some more questions because in the mopar world specifically numbers matching does make a difference difference. And I know that it is not a numbers matching. Okay, let me take a look. 69 Roadrunner. What. What engine do you have? Oh, 440 or. You told me. Okay. Loaded into. Give me the vin.com or gmtv cc which same thing. And we'll get on it after the show. Actually, the guys that'll get on it are working right now. So if you do it right now, we can get started. My name is John Click Wolf by Cars the radio for America's best car buyer. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sean dido celebrated his 55th birthday in jail. And if what they say about prison.

[Turley]

Is true, he's celebrated the same way he always does. Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com call in 800, 800 radio. The John Clay Wolf show.

[Turley]

Too fast for love. Yeah, I was in Arizona yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Arizona?

[Turley]

Arizona.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the way to California.

[Turley]

Well, I didn't even go to California.

[J.D. Ryan]

People only, so fine.

[Turley]

Yep.

[Bobo]

Right.

[Turley]

I started drinking. I just pulled over in Arizona.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Turley]

Now I went to Midland. A friend of mine owns a bunch of restaurants. The guy that we're partnering the cantina with in Walnut Springs.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Turley]

Philippe Armenta and He has a place called Cork and Pig in Abilene, one in Midland and one in Odessa. And he's got Cowboy Prime Steakhouse in Midland, which is like their version of Del Frisco's, a super high end steakhouse.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hear a lot about it.

[Turley]

And then they're building a Maria's in Odessa and Red Oak in Odessa. And oh, they had another build going on. I forgot, guys got a lot of restaurants out there. Oh, and he bought this place called Friskies, which is like huge. It was an old Midland. Odessa. I don't even know how to explain it. I have to show you pictures, but it's two stories, 14,000 square feet, several acres. It's. It's, it's a brewery. It's huge.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Turley]

And we were talking about what to do with that. It kind of reminds me of what Gas Monkey Live was in Dallas before it closed during COVID So, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You had a buddy that had a. I don't think it was a two story place, but it was right there on the corner. Had like, it would have been pickleball courts a couple years later, but he had like volleyball courts outside. Indoor out. We, you and I went there right after Covid started.

[Turley]

We did.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we had to wear masks to walk in. There were no menus. We had to order with an app. Remember, that's the first time either of us had seen that.

[Turley]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the COVID killed the place. It went down. Somebody else has bought it. But what you're describing with Frisky sounds a lot like that. It's really neat place.

[Turley]

Yeah. Frisky's, I think the lady that owned it was a wealthy oil woman and she built her dream place and she started yelling at people and telling them how it was going to be. And like when people would come up to the bar, she'd like hit their credit card for a hundred dollars before she'd even take their order. Oh, and she's ruined it.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Turley]

So we were, you know, it's kind of like the Rattlesnake, but it's new and expensive and huge and fancy. But it's a similar setup with the upstairs downstairs, big venue. It's pretty, pretty neat. Pretty neat place. And he's bouncing around concepts on what to do with that one. So then I went to Phoenix, left them there and did some work in Phoenix. And I went to a place in Phoenix called Cave Creek, which is a tiny little town that is very much like Walnut Springs. And a guy is biker town. They have a bike week there. And Gary Bennett told me, you need to go to Cave Creek and check this out, because it is living, breathing scenario of what you're trying to do with Walnut. He says the same thing when he came to Walnut Springs with Rousey, said, you got to go to Cape Creek. He said, what you're envisioning to do here has already happened. And it is in Arizona, 30 minutes north, is north of Scottsdale. And he said, and he's right. I got this like, holy hell.

[Bobo]

Identical.

[Turley]

This is it.

[Bobo]

Wow.

[Turley]

But there were like four rattlesnakes there. Yeah, they've got it going on. And I met the owner's son. That was one of the. He was the me of that thing. He was kind of the starter of it. And he was in a bad motorcycle wreck six months ago, and he's paralyzed from the waist down. He's 28 years old. And he tells me he can barely move his leg a little bit. And when he gets in the water and kind of move his leg, and I'm just like. It's freaking me out because this is my life.

[Bobo]

I've heard this.

[Turley]

And I was like, okay, hang on. Something drove me into this. This is when I believe in God.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Like, something brought me to this place on the map today, so I'm gonna help this guy because. And I was like, he. You got to get your ass in that swimming pool all the time. Because that's what got me better when I was paralyzed. But what's his name? It's the Tavern in the Hideout. But, yeah, I had a bit busy day the past two days. But, Babo, you asked me about going to Arizona, and that's. Yeah, that's what did in Arizona.

[J.D. Ryan]

Geez, man. You go and go.

[Bobo]

Yeah, he does.

[J.D. Ryan]

When do you sleep?

[Turley]

I sleep from 10:30 until 2, and then I wake up from 2 to 4, and then I sleep from 4 to 7:30 sitting down. 4 to 7.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Turley]

I'd love to sleep through the night. It just doesn't work anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've become a nap catcher myself occasionally.

[Turley]

J.D. do you sleep through the night?

[Bobo]

I do better now, of course, back when I drank, I did. When I drank, I pass out. Wouldn't really sleep. But yeah, I did pretty good except to go grab. Fill the bathroom.

[Turley]

Turley, do you sleep through the night?

[Pre K]

Yes. Yeah, I. I wear myself out. So I. Once I hit the bed, I'm out.

[Turley]

You don't have to medicate yourself to do it, like, take.

[Pre K]

No, no. I just wear myself out.

[Turley]

And I take two Tylenol pms. And if I do this, then I do sleep for the night. Two Tylenol PMS and two of those melatonin gummies. Oh, yeah, not like thc, just melatonin. And that will do it most of the time. But I get a lot of stuff done from two to four, so it's weird when I wake up.

[Bobo]

People leave you alone.

[Turley]

Yeah. Baba's not calling bug me unless he's been drinking. Boy, those were the days. You remember when Bubba used to get drunk and call it night. Oh my God. Hey, hey, John. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

John.

[Turley]

John. Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

I since played a song Remains the same songs song remains the same and I now understand what Zeppelin. I get it, John. I get it.

[Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show. Don't go away.

[Turley]

Once I come along and down by the dozen I ain't nothing but kissing love Petty little thing. Let me lie to Kendall. Calls them mama. I'm sure all the hundo now gets around.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was recently fired from his job because he kept asking people if they wanted smoking or non smoking. Apparently the correct terms are burial or cremation. He feels bad for his sister who recently got her certificate for elementary education and really loves children. But sadly, she's more than a little bit cross eyed and just can't control her pupils. He fondly remembers his first wife always called him a sex machine. The exact phrase she used was you're a fucking tool. But he knew what she meant. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty life. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Turley]

Tony in Missouri. A 16F 350 lyric it with 75,000 miles. You want 60 grand for it?

[Caller]

That's what I'd like to get out of it.

[Turley]

MMR on its 32 grams.

[Caller]

Really? Well, the dealer offered me 55, so.

[Turley]

Maybe I'll take it. Take it. Just don't. Yeah, he. He's making a mistake. A big one. Somebody's probably going to lose their job over that. And I'm highly suspect you'll ever get your check. Is it trade or is it on a trail? That was trade. Is that on a Dodge truck?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Turley]

No, it was.

[Caller]

No, I was trading it on another four dually, but it was a 2022.

[Turley]

I don't know, I mean, I sell to all the dealers all over the country. MMR is 32 grand on the truck. I mean, it might bring 35 because it's decent miles on a 16, but it's. I mean, that, that's the money. So if they're giving you 20,000 more than that, you need to go. That's what I was wondering. Free advice here. Right here by me.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Turley]

Keith, Louisiana.

[Caller]

John, just wanted you to take a moment. We lost one of the classiest men in Motorsports this week, Mr. Bobby Allison. He was the leader of the Alabama gang. Three time Daytona winner. He was 83 NASCAR champion. And I think he was the only, only Daytona 500 winner to finish 12 with his son Davey.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

And anyway, if you happen to look it up, you have a national audience and I just thought it made a little attention. He was a true Southern gentleman. He had brain injuries in 88. He came back. I know you like, like a comeback story.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And he was just a very inspirational character and NASCAR hated him. Bill France, Maurice, Teddy Richard's brother, Darrell Walter, you know, they, they all, they, they just all ganged up against him. And he rose to national prominence just out of two cinder block shops in his backyard in Hueytown, Alabama, and met him seven or eight years ago. And just a true Southern gentleman. I just want to give him a shout out.

[Turley]

There you go. Thank you, sir. Thank you. 800-807-234. Bobby Allison is who he's talking about. I guess he died of some kind of. Yeah, ailment. It's 83 years old.

[J.D. Ryan]

He goes back, man.

[Turley]

Yeah, I heard that name in a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobby Labonte days.

[Turley]

Labonte, that's right.

[Pre K]

Speaking of shout out, everybody's wanting to know where Gigi.

[Bobo]

No, she didn't shack up with some guy. She's not moving to Walnut Springs. She actually had surgery on Thursday and she's doing better. She's recovering. She just can't be on the radio today. We'll be back with us next.

[Turley]

Thyroid.

[Bobo]

Right, thyroid. They removed a couple of things. I got her permission to talk. Removed a couple of little blood.

[Pre K]

You hold on. So you are her spokesperson?

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

Interesting.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Dude, this. I don't know how this happened. I don't know where it began, but somehow I'm the only helpful.

[Turley]

You're like Bobby Allison, your true Southern gender.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're a perfect fit because you're so giving and she's so needy.

[Bobo]

She's so damn needy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what we always used to say.

[Bobo]

I'm a server and she is certainly a taker.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hope she does good, man.

[Bobo]

I did too. She's doing very well. So they're gonna do a biopsy and we'll find out how that turned out by next week.

[J.D. Ryan]

She shot me a text yesterday. I sent her a note. Hey, hope you doing good. Safe recovery. And she wrote back. So she is. She is alive and with.

[Pre K]

She didn't say. Ask JD First?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Sometimes she does.

[Turley]

Yes. Rhett and Fayetteville, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello. Good morning.

[Turley]

Hey. Arkansas and Texas play today. Arkansas.

[Caller]

Texas plays at 11 o'clock today.

[Turley]

What's the line? 12.

[Caller]

I don't know. I don't know what the line is.

[Turley]

Close. That's close.

[Caller]

I got arc. I got Arkansas to win or Arkansas to lose. You don't know which one is which? What?

[Turley]

Do you want to make a bet?

[Caller]

Yeah, about 50 on Arkansas.

[Turley]

Okay, you got 50. So this is with the win, just straight up. We're just. Win, lose, forget the line. Right, Right. Okay. Win or lose, Pre K. I'm gonna put Rex on hold. Will you take his credit card number and preload it for $50 and then. I ain't got one of those.

[Caller]

I do.

[Turley]

I ain't bet with nobody. Got the money ready?

[Pre K]

You just took his money. Because you're not taking my money right now. Because you have been doing very well, Joe. Last week you went 0 for 4.

[Turley]

Oh, get out of here. Really?

[Pre K]

Yeah. You are now 20 and 27. I am 27 and 20. I'm on a roll.

[Turley]

This is not good, by the way.

[Pre K]

Also, how's that? Cowboys over 7 wins, 100. Looking for you right now.

[Turley]

Right.

[Pre K]

It's not looking too good.

[Turley]

Is it looking good? That was a hundred buck win preseason.

[Pre K]

Yeah, sorry, I'm just reminding you of that one. So.

[Turley]

So you're up 100. You're gonna take that one.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Turley]

So a hundred plus What?

[Pre K]

Well, it's seven. What am I, 27 and 20 right now?

[Turley]

So. So seven times 25.

[Pre K]

Yeah, we're.

[Turley]

We're plus 100.

[Pre K]

Yeah, well, and I owed you 100 from before, but I've. I've dwittled that down and I haven't said anything about this. I've been buying you beers and lunch every once in a while. Not lunch, but your rattlesnake bills.

[Turley]

Oh, I'm trying to get 60% of that.

[Pre K]

Oh, so it's not full.

[Turley]

It's not a full counter.

[Pre K]

Oh, okay.

[Turley]

No.

[Pre K]

All right. Anyway, here's our picks. I'VE been trying to, you know, chip it. Chip, chip, chip away there.

[Turley]

Okay. Okay.

[Pre K]

We're not picking that game, Texas and Arkansas, by the way, because it's, it's going to be a blowout. So you took that guy's money.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Pre K]

There's really not a lot of good college football games. There's really not a lot of great football games.

[Turley]

Why are we not betting that game? Let's bet it. We've already talked about it. So the line's 13.

[Pre K]

Because it's going to be a blowout.

[Turley]

So.

[Pre K]

All right, you want. Okay, I want to Texas and Arkansas.

[Turley]

I got Texas with the points.

[Pre K]

Can we move the line?

[Turley]

I don't think. Yeah, sure.

[Pre K]

So the line's 13 and a half. Will they win by.

[Turley]

You said it. And I'll take the. Yes.

[Pre K]

No, 16.

[Turley]

I'll take the Arkansas with the points.

[Pre K]

All right, so UT will not win by 16.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Pre K]

There's the first bet. Second bet. Other. This is the only really good game in College football. Number seven, Tennessee. At number 12, Georgia. This is a play playoff game for Georgia.

[Turley]

Really?

[Pre K]

Tennessee too. If one of them lose, they may be knocked out, especially Georgia because they're in Georgia's number 12.

[Turley]

Right. They've moved.

[Pre K]

So they've got what, SMU, a M, Boise State right behind them. So they need to win this game.

[Turley]

John, can you believe those words just came out of your mouth?

[Pre K]

Oh, I know. Smu. I know Carson Beck has been terrible for Georgia, but again, this is a playoff game. They are favorable.

[Turley]

He's only 23. They're used to having 40 year old quarterbacks.

[Pre K]

That's true. George is favored by nine in this one.

[Turley]

I'll take Tennessee in the points.

[Pre K]

All right, we have to move the line again.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Pre K]

Will Georgia win by five? It's at nine right now. Georgia versus Tennessee.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're so mean, Turley. You're so mean.

[Turley]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

So Georgia by five.

[Turley]

So Georgia beats Tennessee by five or more. You win five or less. I win if you take Georgia in the points. No, I'm taking Tennessee. But we.

[Pre K]

So you throw. Don't. You don't think. Okay, so you're going to take. So you don't think George is going to win by five points.

[Turley]

Right.

[Pre K]

Okay. Or more. All right, so you're taking Tennessee. There. Football, NFL wise. The Ravens versus Steelers, noon Sunday. Ravens are favored by three points. It's going to be a hell of a battle.

[Turley]

Ravens damage it. You know, you're making me. He's beating me all week. Every time I make a good pick he knocks me off.

[Pre K]

I'll let you take that one because it's at Pittsburgh.

[Bobo]

Let him take it.

[Pre K]

I'll let you take that one. There you go. Chiefs versus Bills. That's the game of the week at Buffalo. Buffalo's favored by two at three. It's a 3:30 game. Mahomes is an underdog. John, I know you're a big fan of them.

[Turley]

I'm taking the bill. It's time for Chiefs to lose a game.

[Pre K]

All right, I'm gonna. I'll let you do that one. Mahomes's underdog is he always. He always steps up.

[Turley]

So I'm just buying that option for one reason. It's time for them to lose a game.

[Pre K]

Yeah, they are 9 0. They've been happening in the NFL. Yeah.

[Turley]

I think this.

[Pre K]

If they're gonna lose, that would be the place in Buffalo.

[Turley]

That's all I'm going with.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a place to do it.

[Turley]

What about my Lions?

[Pre K]

Oh, that game we're not even paying attention to. They're. I think they're actually off this week.

[Turley]

Who are the Cowboys playing? Anybody?

[Pre K]

The Houston Texans.

[Turley]

Oh, the Texans by 10.

[Pre K]

I know. We're not going to bother with them. I mean, it's.

[Caller]

Oh, wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, hey, hey. This just came. Jake Paul's next opponent is. This is. I don't know if this is official. Terry Branch makes sense.

[Bobo]

Can't wait.

[Turley]

Terry Bradshaw, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. This show is brought to you by America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. we're going to lose a couple of markets right now at the top of the hour. Go to jcwshow.com jcwshow.com to stream the video or the audio. You can keep rolling with us. Beer back.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Turley]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf.

[Turley]

My brother's out here this weekend. He's never been out here since we built this place. But he's bringing my dad ashes because he wants to spread them.

[Pre K]

Oh, wow.

[Bobo]

Pretty cool.

[Pre K]

That's cool.

[Turley]

So we were coming up with ideas of where to do it. He said, let's. You're gonna have that place forever. Do it out there. But I was like, I think that we should take. He was a heavy Copenhagen, Copenhagen dipper and like just get a bunch of empty Copenhagen cans, Copenhagen cans and fill that with ashes. And just leave it at places that he frequented. Like Rick's strip club.

[Bobo]

Maybe not.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm afraid of placard or something in his place with his name on it.

[Pre K]

I think he wants to do it here. Not at Rick's strip club.

[Turley]

Fort Worth boat club.

[Pre K]

I mean, that's. That's a good idea.

[Turley]

I mean, the Mavericks game, Big Mavericks game attendee, a few pool halls.

[Bobo]

How about just the lake here?

[Pre K]

I will make a suggestion. Make sure you're in downwind when you do it.

[Bobo]

Yes, absolutely.

[Pre K]

When I spread my mom's ashes in Maui. Yeah, it was this halaka way up in the mountains and stuff like that. And we're doing it and the wind blows and it didn't get on me, but there's a bunch of people and it just kind of blew over to the. Towards them. I was like, oh, did you tell.

[Turley]

Them what it was?

[Pre K]

Yeah, they knew it was going on. I mean, you could tell it was.

[Turley]

It was pretty.

[Pre K]

It's emotional thing. It. You'll very much.

[Bobo]

We just spread Patricia's ashes just this last month. It's awesome though.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's great.

[Bobo]

It's great. It's a great ceremony.

[Turley]

You got an inheritance on yours. I didn't get an inheritance on mine.

[Bobo]

I didn't get an inheritance.

[Turley]

I didn't get an inheritance.

[Bobo]

But there was nothing to do with the ashes. But she passed away. Yes, I got an inheritance. God, why does that keep coming up?

[Turley]

I wonder if he brought me a check too.

[Bobo]

Me. Oh, oh, your brother. Ah, why would he bring you a check?

[Turley]

Hey, this is what dad left you. He didn't tell anybody.

[Bobo]

He didn't tell anybody. Here's a little secret. Here's a couple of mil.

[Turley]

Yeah, not quite.

[Pre K]

Speaking of investing.

[Turley]

So where do I put his ashes? What do you do with it? I mean, you go up to a hilltop and throw him off the hill.

[Bobo]

One of the beautiful lakes you dig.

[Turley]

A hole and bury. What do you do?

[Bobo]

The lake.

[Turley]

The lake. So you just throw the ashes in the water and then they just dissolve?

[Bobo]

Correct.

[Turley]

They're gone.

[Bobo]

Yeah, they are gone.

[Pre K]

It's just a memory. I mean, you sit there, you know, maybe share memories. That's what I was, you know, kind of did.

[Bobo]

And just say a little prayer.

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Say, you know, dad, here you go. Patricia is in the Corpus Christi Bay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It also provides a moment of. Of closure and finality.

[Bobo]

Absolutely.

[Turley]

It's been a while. It's been five years, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. You probably ought to put a cap on that, man.

[Turley]

I thought there was a Cap on it. It's on top of the urn. It was sitting on top of his animal.

[Bobo]

But then you got the ashes laying around the house. There you go.

[Pre K]

What is this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Steve Warner.

[Bobo]

Steve Warner.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the. That's my favorite Steve Warner song. Yeah, you can't find that anywhere. You can't find that anywhere. That's from his RCA period before he went to MCA and did the Weekend and Small Town Girl Lives Highway.

[Pre K]

What's the title of this song? I've never heard it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry. Your memory. We should play that.

[Turley]

We are.

[Pre K]

Oh, you talking about Bobo and friends.

[Turley]

Your memory.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your memory.

[Pre K]

Cool.

[Turley]

Trey said that we should put the ashes like an open thing and put it on the back of a horse's saddle and slap the horse on the ass and let it fly off. Because he was a cowboy.

[Pre K]

Yeah, I've seen that done before.

[Turley]

A lot of moving parts. Yeah, it's a lot of planning.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's pretty neat.

[Pre K]

No, I've seen somebody. Yeah, that's if he liked horses, right?

[Turley]

Yeah, he loved horses. Yeah. He's gonna put it up there on this grave on this hillside on this hilltop of our old place where his favorite horses are buried. And I was like, that's good, but they're fixing to doze that bitch development over there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I'll do that. Can I tell you something ridiculous?

[Turley]

When they hit those horse bodies, my.

[J.D. Ryan]

My hound dog, Sammy. Yeah, we had her. We had her cremated after, you know, we lost our dog.

[Turley]

What'd you do with her ashes?

[J.D. Ryan]

I got them in a box. Yeah, because the. It was really expensive. The box cost, like, 300 bucks. So I can't spread the ashes anywhere because, like, I gotta. Now I gotta keep them because they cost so much.

[Turley]

Speaking of cost, and speaking of y'all playing, is Bryce up there on his own, right? Or am I paying him by the hour to do that when he's playing drums with you? Oh, I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

We didn't even talk about. I think. I think he's just up there, like, we're up there just playing. This is the only fun I have. Really? During the.

[Pre K]

You guys are getting good.

[Turley]

Let's ask homeschool. Hang on.

[Bobo]

What is Bryce doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's playing percussion.

[Turley]

DJ Homeschool, are you there?

[Bobo]

Like a drum set.

[Turley]

Yo, yo, I'm here. When you were playing last night, were you on the hourly, or were you doing it out of the joy of your heart? I do it for the joy of the community, okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, thank goodness.

[Turley]

Because all I could think about was banging on his bongos I'm paying him to do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that right?

[Bobo]

Every bang is costing. Costing me a buck.

[J.D. Ryan]

I went up to you last night.

[Turley]

I was like, what do you think, man?

[J.D. Ryan]

And John's like, well, it's okay.

[Turley]

Yeah. Yeah. When he asked me what I thought, I was like, that's okay. I was thinking, is the percussion that he's adding to Bob and Paul's acoustic worth the amount of money that I'm spending on?

[Pre K]

That's what you're thinking.

[Turley]

That's what I was thinking. And that's why I said that's okay. I don't think it was worth it. I did like it. Now that I'm not paying him to do it, I really like and love it. I think it's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

It really adds a lot, man. Now if we can just find a damn bas guitar player. If you're local and you want to play bass guitar with a pickup. Scratchy scratch ass. Barely getting by little band, the Bobo and Friends Friday night. That's not the name of the band.

[Pre K]

I like the Bobo and Friends.

[Bobo]

Bobo and Friends.

[J.D. Ryan]

You start your band, you call it Bobo and Friends.

[Bobo]

What is the name of the band? What's the name?

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't have a name yet. Paul's last name.

[Turley]

Bolt.

[Bobo]

Stinky Pinky is what we all. We're all calling it.

[Turley]

That guy killed himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're not doing that either. I know.

[Turley]

We got to spread his ashes too.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'll haunt us.

[Turley]

Backing up on marry up a guitar strings. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold up. Was that. That was Ned.

[Turley]

Not funny. Yeah, Crazy Ned Parlo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy, we could sure use Ned right now.

[Turley]

I think he could sure use you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guitar players make great bass players.

[Turley]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. He got weird James in Lake Elsinore, California. 97 infinity Q45, 76000 miles. Grandma's car. Grandma's car. Grandma's car. So I'm very familiar with this car because I think that was the first year of that body style. I. I drove one of these for a minute back in 97 and they were the cat's ass back then. They're really good. Oh yeah. It's a nice car. Does it have faded paint? Paint?

[Caller]

No. Okay, I continue some pictures.

[Turley]

Yeah, there's not a lot of market on that car.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Turley]

But it's good car. Do you have anybody in your family that needs a good car? Because that means you're not going to get enough for it to matter.

[Caller]

But it's pretty much what I thought. I think maybe we'll just keep it and use it as a cruiser.

[Turley]

Yeah. What would you take for it?

[Caller]

I know the dry Blue looks like 27, 35 or 4, but it sounds like it's not going to happen, so I think it'll just be a weekend cruiser.

[Turley]

Well, if you want. If you want to turn it into $2,500 bill, I'll buy it. Okay.

[Caller]

I will speak to the boss and let you guys know.

[Turley]

Thank you, sir.

[Caller]

I appreciate your time.

[Turley]

Okay. Thanks, man.

[Caller]

All right, well, enjoy your show. Listen to it every weekend.

[Turley]

Perfect. Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yeah. Ideas for ashes. We're to put dad's ashes. Rhonda in Greenville. What's your idea?

[Caller]

Yes. Yes. Plant your father's ashes under a tree.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Turley]

Oh. Does it make good fertilizer?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That way the ashes can go back and maybe during Christmas, y'all can hang the skull.

[Turley]

Little skull things on the tree. The Copenhagen cans with ashes. Yeah. Yes.

[Caller]

Thank you. Copenhagen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good idea.

[Turley]

Dumbest idea. Idea. Actually, that makes a little more sense than just throwing them up in the window. Or should you just like, just.

[Caller]

Y'all have fun with it, though.

[Turley]

Thank you. Thank you. What are you playing? Oh, I'm just. Yeah, that's good. I got a country thing going off my playlist. Huh.

[Bobo]

What?

[Turley]

Where do you put your parents ashes on the tree?

[Bobo]

Idea is good. There's tons of those out here.

[Turley]

You to put it under the tree wrapped in a big box, and one of the kids can open it and they're like, ah. They're like, what the hell is this? A gift that keeps giving. Every year you give it to a different child. Make everybody cry once a year.

[Pre K]

Yeah. That's probably not.

[Bobo]

Somebody came up with a good idea, but it's not going to work for you. But at the beach, build a little sand castle. Put the. Put the ashes inside the sand castle. As the waves come in, it washes them back out.

[Turley]

You just. Real watery.

[Bobo]

I know. I'm water guy.

[Turley]

I'm a water guy. He wants those damn ashes in the water.

[Pre K]

We know where we're spreading JD's at.

[Bobo]

Absolutely. It's in my will.

[Pre K]

Where? Where is it in your.

[Bobo]

Like, somewhere that's got blue water.

[Pre K]

Just anywhere in blue water.

[Bobo]

Blue water.

[Pre K]

Okay.

[Turley]

You've accumulated quite a bit. Did you leave anything to me in your will?

[Bobo]

I did, actually. You are in my will.

[Pre K]

Look at this, John. You are trying to work his way.

[Bobo]

You heard? In my will. John, you've done a lot for me. So at least I could do.

[Turley]

If you left me $200.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I would be honored to be mentioned in your wedding. Okay. If you left me 2000, I'd be real honored. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't understand why I sleep all day and I start to complain.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by. Give me the dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show.

[Turley]

And this is the lightning round where I'm going to bid cars real quick on behalf of of givemethevin.com. anybody listening that would like to get an appraisal on their car to sell it, go to givemethevin.com and guys on the radio. Here we go. Do the same thing after we hang up. Loaded into give me the vin.com. rick in Florida. 19 Cadillac XT4. 90,000 miles. Wants 22 grand. I will give 15.

[Caller]

15?

[Turley]

Yep.

[Caller]

Is that the best?

[Turley]

Yeah. It means it's 90,000 mile. Cadillac. They just don't hold.

[Caller]

Oh. Gotcha.

[Turley]

Thank you, Alex. 11 Ford Escape XLT. 130,000 miles. Hail damage. How much was the hail check?

[Caller]

I didn't get it. I just got is given to me from a family member. So.

[Turley]

Thousand bucks if it's bad. Is it terrible? Is it terrible hail? It's all right.

[Caller]

It's moderate. Has to refills.

[Turley]

It's pretty bad. Thousand bucks. 1500. Yep. Dennis, you've got a wrecked 20 ram half tonight. Should you do what? Should you fix it or trade it?

[Caller]

Well, I've been wanting to up upside. Go to a 2223 and trade it.

[Turley]

West Central Florida 22 XL regular cab. It's got a 5 regular cab. 5 liter in it.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Yep. Got a coyote.

[Turley]

Yeah, but you want want 40 grand. I mean, you say coyote like it's some Mustang gt. It's not. It's a radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did not drive it.

[Caller]

I did not drive it when I bought it.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Caller]

I jumped in it and I tell you what, it. It's fast for a work truck.

[Turley]

What do you think? Is it a long bed or a short bed?

[J.D. Ryan]

Long bed work truck with all the.

[Caller]

Amenities except for overdrive.

[Turley]

29 grand. It's plenty. I don't make any money there. Yeah, it's just. I mean, you asking 40s crazy. Why are you crazy?

[Caller]

Yeah, because I bought bought it for 42.

[Turley]

I can't. I mean, cars depreciate Guys, they, it's. It's happened. You buy a new work truck, you're not going to get your money back two years later. I wish you could, but you can't. I can't either. It's like if you go and buy a gallon of milk and you drink all the milk and then you want to take it back to the store, they're not going to buy it back for what you bought it for. They'll buy the can. Bad analogy. But not that far off. Especially on super high mile cars. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com. you ever fall asleep, like watching TV? You like leaving on, you know, and you wake up at three in the morning and whatever you're watching makes you feel like you're still dreaming? Yeah, I woke up at three in the morning. I swear to God. Shaquille O'Neal was selling me printer ink. Standing there seven feet tall. Hodgek O'Neal, are you paying too much.

[Caller]

Money for your prinique dude?

[Turley]

Is there no end to that guy's credibility? Take a weekend off, you nine foot. Give somebody else a chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Turley]

Absolute truth. Let's do backtracks on this day and 68, the Jimi Hendrix Experience went number one. Cut one, cut two. That's a good song. So what we're doing right now is we're playing two Hendrix songs backwards. You call in 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. And guess what these two songs are that were running backwards and you win the stuff.

[Pre K]

The swag bag.

[Turley]

Cut one, cut two. God, I love that song. Yeah, I didn't even know that was the name of the song. I just love that song. Yeah, I'm gonna listen that when we get out of here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I used to run around with.

[Turley]

Just listen to that, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Gal named Christine, she brought me a CD that had that song on it. She said, this is the best Hendrick song. And I thought, that is the best.

[Turley]

So you guys call in 800-800-7234 and tell us what those two Hendrick songs are that we're running backwards. We'll do it one more time right now. So listen close. Jimmy Hendrix backwards. What are the name of these two songs? That one's a little bit difficult. Cut 2. Keep Earn on the shelf at the rattlesnake for your customers. Like an elf on the shelf. A little weird. Well, name of those two Hendrix songs What do we give away when we give stuff away?

[J.D. Ryan]

We've got music from Born Late records. We've got T shirts. Now winners need to, you know, give pre k your information. Then you go to the website jcwshow.com and look at the merch tab. We got our T shirts all listed there. Take a screenshot or the name or the model number, whatever, so we can, you know, and communicate with us after we reach out to find out where to send your prize and we'll pay for a T shirt. And we, you know, we got stickers and photos of us good looking guys on the show.

[Turley]

That photo that's been. Was that 12 years ago?

[Bobo]

It's been a long.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was 2019.

[Turley]

Why do you know that was 2019?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because I met the photographer in the summer of 2019 and he was photographing bikini models at the pool where I live, of course. And I said, hey, are you professional photography? He said, yeah, senor. I think I got his card and it came up and said, hey, this guy could take pictures for us.

[Turley]

Hey, what happened to that Mexican guy that's mowing your yard for free?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's still around.

[Turley]

That's crazy. So Bobbo's got this fellow, he just looks up that there's a guy that was in the landscaping business forever and he's retired, okay. And Babo looks up and he's like, hey, I don't know if he even asked, but he looks up, he just starts maintaining Babo's yard and now it's looking good. And he comes home and the guy likes doing it.

[Bobo]

Is he like a neighbor or just like a guy that stopped.

[J.D. Ryan]

I introduced myself, I went to have dinner with my neighbors and on the way back at his place, which was empty, I heard mariachi music. Went around there. He's sitting on the porch guy, 60 years old, his name's Manuel Manual.

[Turley]

Get out of here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I went and introduced myself to him. He gave me a beer. Yeah, you know, he's nice guy. I know a little Spanish and went home.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the next Tuesday morning I, I look up and he's mowing my front lawn. I thought last I went outside, Manuel, gracias, you know, just being a buddy. Yeah. So, you know, and the next day he's digging out my flower beds and makes like. He said he was just bored and wanted to help and he likes me. He's too amigo, you know. I said, okay, so. And he's doing stuff around the haze water and I look up and he's watering the grass and Stuff those days that I work at home.

[Bobo]

What are these things?

[J.D. Ryan]

So the following week, I gave him. And I think. I don't think this was a mistake. I gave him a hundred dollars.

[Bobo]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything he had done. I mean, he feed the ducks.

[Bobo]

You fed the cat.

[J.D. Ryan]

And, you know, he's doing stuff for me, so he's cool. So he got a job at the American Hat Company. They're in town. They manufacture hats. The town.

[Turley]

What does this have to do with him doing your yard?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he's got a job now, and he's not doing as much of my stuff.

[Bobo]

I'll damn him.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I never asked him.

[Pre K]

Anyway, I think he was doing this because he don't. He doesn't want you to call ice.

[Turley]

That's negative, Turley.

[Caller]

No, no.

[Bobo]

He's got turn this into something bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got a permanent resident card, and he's like, you know, we're trying to help him get a bank account.

[Turley]

Can you get him to start cooking for you?

[J.D. Ryan]

He does. Yes.

[Turley]

Is he really?

[Bobo]

No, he.

[Turley]

He's doing the yard and doing your cooking.

[J.D. Ryan]

He knocks on the door, and I go and answer the door and says, bobby, I said, dude, K. I'm like, thank you. I'm like, gracias, gracias. And I've already eaten.

[Bobo]

Incredible.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I don't tell him, but I'm like, gracias.

[Bobo]

Just get on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, man. He's a great guy.

[Turley]

John in Missouri, what are the two Hendrick songs run backwards? Let's play him again real quick. Hang on, Turley. You got him, John.

[Caller]

Voodoo Child, Slot return and the Wind Cries Mary.

[Turley]

No, close. Matt and socal.

[Caller]

Yeah, this is Matt socal. Huntington beach. Along the watchtower in purple haze.

[Turley]

No crab. SoCal.

[Caller]

Are you experienced?

[Turley]

And Ms. Ujiji Scott in Nevada.

[Caller]

Next to a mountain and third stone from the sun.

[Turley]

Man, I love third stone from the sun, but that is not it. But it kind of has that vibe. It definitely has that sound to it.

[Pre K]

When we play them again.

[Turley]

Yep. Chuck in Vegas. What you got.

[Caller]

Foxy lady. And are you experienced?

[Turley]

No, no, no, no. I know it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Play it again, Mike. Jason in California. What's your guess?

[Caller]

I'm gonna go with Stone Free and Angel.

[Turley]

Angel is correct. Angel is correct on the second cut.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome.

[Turley]

But Stone Free is incorrect. But someone said the right one earlier, right in the beginning. So angel is right. So let's see. I'm taking this one blind. All I see is 8. 1 8, 8, 5, 7. In California. You. Who are you?

[Caller]

What's up, buddy? My name is Austin. That's Voodoo Child Man.

[Turley]

That is Voodoo Child Man. What's the second one?

[Caller]

Angel.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Bobo]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Turley]

All right. There you go. We got. What's your name again, and where do you live?

[Caller]

My name is Austin Cole and I live in Northridge.

[Turley]

Northridge. Pre K Line 5 is your winner. Go to JCW show and click Merch and pick a shirt you want. We'll send it to you. Nice. I think we just need to listen to that whole song. How much time we got?

[Pre K]

A minute and a half. There's what, three minutes left in the song?

[J.D. Ryan]

Christine, that's one for you, baby.

[Pre K]

I'm playing it right here.

[Turley]

Oh, you playing the whole thing. All right, so that's gone. We need hats for the new steakhouse at the W6 Steakhouse in Walnut Springs. It's fixing to open. Like, cowboy hats. Like if your granddad or your dad. Something that means something. Like a rancher cowboy kind of dude. I want you to mail us your hats, and we're gonna hang it on the wall and put a plaque under it. We've got a. My interior decorator lady has put together this idea to ring the room with hats. Cowboy hats.

[Pre K]

Oh, donate your.

[Turley]

Okay, yeah.

[Bobo]

Cowboy hats only. Or caps.

[Turley]

No, no. Only cowboy hats. I'm sorry. I'm glad you clarify that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want a bunch of ball caps?

[Turley]

Cowboy.

[Bobo]

Some people love seeing it in bars.

[Turley]

Cowboy hats. Y'all quit bitching and arguing. Cowboy hats is what we want, and we're. We need a lot of them. So go to jcwshow.com and click contact John and I'll forward it to her and she will get it. Now you just lost a lister.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You need shirts bigger than 4X.

[Bobo]

Yeah, that's our. That's how you.

[Turley]

You want a male or a female?

[Bobo]

This is a guy.

[Turley]

Terrell. We only got eight seconds. Okay, we'll talk to him in just a minute.

[Bobo]

All right.

[Turley]

We'Ll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo. We're back to the John Clay Wolf show. America's largest.

[Turley]

It's so big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Weekend morning show.

[Turley]

You just lost a listener. Where people write us hate mail. It's the favorite. It's the highlight of my day.

[Bobo]

This isn't bad. It's just a guy named Terrell T Bone.

[Turley]

Terrell. Terrell Black fella?

[Bobo]

Yeah. I don't know. Just. It's on a black and white piece of paper from Mississippi. Hey, I went to your website. Go get one of those T shirts and I was disappointed.

[Turley]

Why did you use that delivery?

[Bobo]

Because he's from Mississippi.

[Turley]

Well, that doesn't sound Mississippi. That sounds more true. Anyway, you need to straighten up, J.D.

[Bobo]

All right. Would you wear. I went to your website looking for a T shirt and of course the rest of the world can deal with your 2 and 3 and even 4x tees. But I'm a big guy. I like. I expect you to have 3, 5 or 6 x shirts for us big guys. It's like people expect me and my wife to wear bed sheets instead of T shirts. Please get your program together and add some bigger sizes for us and stop discriminating against weight challenged people.

[Turley]

Give me that weight challenged. I want to read my response. Dear Terrell, please take you and your fat ass old lady and lose some weight.

[Bobo]

I figured you'd go there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just lost a listener.

[Turley]

Okay, xl, we got that. We're putting a shout out for cowboy hats for the new steakhouse. Go to JCW show if you want to donate a cowboy hat. A used one. And we don't want any new ones. Mad golfer went full blown homicidal on the golf course.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, this is.

[Bobo]

This is kind of in. Just in case you think golf is a non contact sport, you might want to guess again. A drunk, of course, drunk golfer in Canada got arrested for smashing his driver over another guy's head. Apparently the guy's group was planning to, as they call it, play through and had driven some shots onto the tee box while he was preparing to tee off. Very uncool. Cut number 12.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Turley]

What's wrong with you? Call the cops. Back down. Rcmp. We can deescalate this.

[Caller]

Hey.

[Bobo]

Oh yeah, we're going to de escalate this.

[Pre K]

There's a video on jcw show.com jcw.

[Bobo]

Show.Com and the YouTube stream.

[Turley]

Dimitri. Yes, a 74. Not a 71 or 2 split bumper, but a 74Z28.

[Caller]

Yes.

[Turley]

This is the first year when it started to get ugly and they didn't straighten that out until the late sevent. You want 27 grand for it and you're high on mess crystal meth. No, I've never done that. Yeah, I mean I. I'm pretty tuned in really well on this, you know, first gen, second gen Camaro Z28. Firebird Market. And I'm thinking it's 10, but I'm not looking at it either. But like it's between 10 and 15, but it all depends on the stripes and the paint and the wheels and the this and the that, but if you would take 10 to 15. Unless it's an LS swap or something. I mean, did you like put a LT4 in it or something? Is it something special?

[Caller]

No, no, no, no.

[Turley]

You're too high. You gotta quit asking so much money for your stuff. It's my job to let everybody know that that's wrong. Tony in Aurora, Colorado. A13 Durango RT. 109,000 miles. You want 9,000? Getting offers around that from dealers. Is it nice, average, rough or clean? Does it have hail damage?

[Caller]

None. No hail damage.

[Turley]

I think the nine number is correct. And that's where I would be as well.

[Caller]

I, I, yeah, I know they lost some value, but I bought the car with 56,000 miles on it.

[Turley]

If you 109,000 on it. Now, I hear you. If you go and buy a 40 ounce of beer and you drink half of it, then you take it back to the store and sell it back to them, what do they give you?

[Caller]

Nothing.

[Turley]

Yeah, they give you nine grand. In this case, look it to me. Go to, give me the vin.com. we'll buy it. 8008-072348-00800 radio. Speaking of our Americans drinking too much. Yeah. Where do you land on the scale? Cut 1. So how much do you drink?

[Caller]

I'd say I'm good for about 10 or 12.

[Turley]

Okay, 10 or 12 a week. That's not bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

About a week. Well, you drink 10 or 12 beers a day.

[Turley]

You counting beers too?

[Bobo]

Yeah. New data came out to decide if you're drinking too much. They say two drinks a week is low risk, three to six drinks is moderate, and seven or more increasingly high risk A week.

[Turley]

A week?

[J.D. Ryan]

Three to six drinks a week.

[Turley]

A week?

[Bobo]

Yeah, that's why it's fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

What about an hour? Three to six drinks an hour, no problem at all. Is that high risk?

[Bobo]

Probably. Drive home.

[Turley]

I definitely drink 12 beers a week.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what I did, John? I stopped counting years ago.

[Bobo]

That's the best way.

[J.D. Ryan]

I stopped counting. Not gonna do it. I do fall down a lot.

[Bobo]

Still, I thought you kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's been a long time.

[Turley]

Before the show. I drink more like on Friday nights out here?

[Bobo]

Sure.

[Turley]

I have seven on a Friday night. Most of the time the week's over.

[Bobo]

You're sort of relaxing.

[Turley]

Oh, don't make excuses for my drinking. I don't need you to cover for me.

[Bobo]

I'm not covering for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just one thing.

[Turley]

Golly, I thought you're supposed to be an AA guy. You're making me feel better.

[Bobo]

Guy, for people that want aa, you don't want it nor need it.

[J.D. Ryan]

One thing I learned from an old country song guy named Tommy Collins. Okay, there are a lot more old drunks than there are old doctors.

[Bobo]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Don't you worry about it, homie. I got you. I will drive you home.

[Turley]

Speaking of old angry drunks, Martha Stewart talks dirty.

[Pre K]

So what is this from things that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Martha Stewart says that sound dirty but.

[Turley]

Aren'T so now take off your apron. Five fingered palm. There it is. Look how big that is. It looks real nice. It's not as hard as you think. Well, here we have it. We have more meat than you can possibly imagine. These two can be drained until they're glorious. Glossy and stiff, 2 inches deep and the inside moist. So now we can do the rest by hand. That's good. Wow. Yum. She's kind of making me sick.

[Bobo]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Turley]

AI grandmother drives telemarketers nuts.

[Bobo]

This is weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they came up with an AI grandmother voice and they leave it on auto and it answers the phone whenever one of those scam posted calls comes in and she handles them.

[Bobo]

Here's a few examples which clip Ken number 11.

[Turley]

So W's then A dot three times.

[Caller]

W and then dot.

[Turley]

I think your profession is bothering people, right? I'm just trying to have a little chat. It's nearly been an hour. Gosh, how time flies. It's showing me a picture of my cat Fluffy.

[Caller]

It's showing you the picture of your cat Fluffy.

[Pre K]

Stop calling me dear, you stupid.

[Turley]

Got it dear. Because while they're busy talking to me, they can't be scamming you. And let's face it dear, I've got all the time in the world.

[Pre K]

Yeah, so it's just a way to.

[Bobo]

The old lady voices I AI, yeah, Screw with telemarketers.

[Pre K]

You don't get them still.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get them but I hang up on them and block them for spam. I got one company's calling me, I swear to God, 18 times a day between 7am and 9pm Something about they're trying to give me a loan or something.

[Turley]

Should do a pre K. You know.

[Pre K]

When he gets scammers he tries to sell him weed. It's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously.

[Turley]

You there?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good one. Yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

What's up? How does it work?

[Pre K]

You know, you get a lot of scam calls and they want something, but I want something too. So I tell them, look, meet me behind the Walmart. I got, I got the a Grade Kush for sale and, you know, I'll really hook them up. For some reason, they don't ever want to meet, man. They just want to sell me insurance or. But you'll go on. I've heard this conversation. He's trying to push drugs on this guy. Yeah, look, I'm trying to hook them up, all right? I appreciate them, you know, giving me a call. I'm trying to give them a player price.

[Turley]

What's this Elmo doll? Is it funny? All jacked up.

[Bobo]

You like things that scream kind of scary. You'll like this.

[Turley]

Oh, this is your favorite thing, John Elmo on meth.

[Bobo]

Yeah, Somebody took an Elmo and cranked it up. Remember the Tickle Me Elmos? They laughed. You tickle them and they go. This one does a little.

[J.D. Ryan]

They hooked it up to a 1280 volt marine battery.

[Bobo]

Correct kind of.

[Turley]

Man was found deceased in a tanning bed after being there for three days.

[Bobo]

That's a weird story. You got time for it though. Guy in a tanning.

[Turley]

Okay, I just want me. I just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just going down a little.

[Bobo]

Here's the lady who caught him. Found him dead after three days. K number six. Nobody ever thinks you're going to go to a gym on a Monday morning and, you know, potentially be in the same building as a dead body. And I was kind of like, like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sniffing, trying not to look crazy, but.

[Turley]

I was like, something smells really awful here.

[Bobo]

The first thing that kind of went.

[J.D. Ryan]

Off in my head was, you know, lack of attention from the staff members.

[Turley]

At Planet Fitness, which is pretty disappointing because maybe it could have been prevented.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the tanning bed.

[Turley]

Has a. He probably died because she wouldn't shut up.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's awful blase for having found a dead person.

[Turley]

He just died.

[Bobo]

Hide h. 3 days ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

In a tanning bed.

[Bobo]

In a tanning bed. So you know, he's naked.

[Pre K]

Who in this room has been in a tanning bed?

[Bobo]

Me, sir.

[Pre K]

Of course you.

[Turley]

We used to go to tanning bed like before homecoming and prom and stuff in high school.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huh.

[Turley]

Washable died. But he didn't die in a tanning bed. But he probably could have.

[Pre K]

Oh, was he a tanner?

[Turley]

Oh, yeah. Was Tanner tan that hide. All right, we gotta go. Last hour. West coast, California, Nevada, Arizona. Hang tight. Be right back. Everybody else, over and out. Remember, the podcast goes up about 3:00 today with no commercials and no music. And we are. Yeah. Something else I want to plug, but I forgot what it was, but I'm out of time. Time. Be back in a minute in some cities, not in others. JCW Show.com is where the podcast in the video stream and all that good stuff are. And we've got a video going up right now on our YouTube channel about Ferrari, a trans AM update and a K5LS swap for you motorheads, if y'all care. And it launches in just a few seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

The John Clay Wolf show has a presentation of givemethevin.com from the Westwood One Radio Network. Join us again each and every Saturday right here for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bucker out.