#48 John Clay Wolfe Show 5-28-16

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #48 (May 28, 2016)

Aired: February 12, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Regulars: J.D. Ryan, Bob Floyd, Michael Turley

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Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a full-throttle, free-wheeling romp through cars, personal stories, pop culture, politics, and comedy—true to the show’s signature mix of “cars, sports, sex, drugs, and rock & roll.” On this Memorial Day weekend broadcast, John and crew blend car-buying business with heartfelt and hilarious storytelling, listener calls, and irreverent banter about everything from overcoming life-changing injury to raccoon disposal dilemmas and celebrity impressions.

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Main Themes and Segments

1. John’s Spinal Injury and Recovery (00:35 – 09:44)

• Storytelling: John shares the harrowing story of breaking his back in a motocross accident 11 years prior and the long road to recovery.
• Personal Insight: He describes his journey from being paralyzed and told he’d “never walk again” to living a full (if sometimes painful) life.
• Discussion of Nerve Regeneration: John talks in detail about “reconnection pains”—spurts of nerve regrowth that feel like being “hit with a cattle prod.”
  • Notable Quote (08:24, John): “If y’all hear me start screaming and have Tourette’s throughout the day… that’s what happened. I’m having reconnection pains today and I haven’t had them in a long time because it’s been a long time.”
• Reflection: John reflects on how riding motorcycles as a kid taught him independence and joy, and wouldn’t “trade all those years of fun—even with what I’ve gone through.”

2. Car-Buying Live (15:21 – throughout)

• On-Air Appraisals: Listeners call in to get real-time offers on their vehicles—John talks market trends, value, and buying strategies with characteristic bluntness and humor.
• Examples:
  • 96 Pontiac Sunfire, worth “less than it costs to move it.”
  • 79 Hurst Olds with a non-original engine; “his-and-hers shifter” banter.
  • Various trucks, SUVs, beaters, and exotics ($220k Lamborghini Huracan).
• Business Philosophy: John promotes his GiveMeTheVIN.com website as an antidote to “car dealer games and headlocks.”
• Notable Quote (15:03, John): “One thing I’ve learned about car dealers… if their lips are moving, they’re lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. I just want to buy your car, not sell you anything.”

3. Holiday Weekend & Audience Chitchat (12:14 – 13:51, scattered)

• Low Listenership Gags: The skeleton holiday audience is a running joke.
  • Notable Quote (08:44, John): “This is a good day to have reconnection pains because nobody’s listening.”
• Behind the Scenes: Celebrating nearly ten years of the show.

4. Raccoon Dilemma: To Shoot or Not to Shoot? (41:00 – 53:07)

• Listener Engagement: John caught a raccoon trash raiding, prompting a deluge of calls seeking advice: shoot, relocate, animal control, or keep as a pet?
• Expert Weigh-in: An animal control officer chimes in with legalities and best practices.
  • Notable Quote (47:23, Animal Control Officer): “Raccoons are high-risk rabies carriers and they need to be exterminated… State law allows that and recommends that. Relocating them is not a good idea at all… Shooting them in a trap or anywhere in the city limits will get you in trouble… but taking them out in the county and shooting—perfectly legal.”
• Comic Highlights: Discussion runs from serious (“What would Jesus do?”) to absurd (“shotgun weed smoke to the raccoon,” 54:00+).

5. Political Banter and Satire (26:01 – 39:24, 63:00+)

• Obama’s Hiroshima Speech: Spirited debate on presidential speeches, apologies, and partisan reactions.
  • Notable Quote (28:55, John): “What the hell does Obama have to do with Hiroshima?”
  • Riffs on talk radio tropes and conservative/liberal stereotypes.
• Donald Trump Gags: Drunk Trump audio (117:16); “Top 10 Trump VP Picks” skit (79:28).
• Impressions: Bob Floyd channels Rush Limbaugh, Casey Kasem, and more.

6. The Dope Report (55:57 – 58:43)

• **Bob Floyd delivers the “Dope Report”—a tongue-in-cheek market analysis of marijuana, meth, and “designer tripanoids” (typical of the show’s irreverent, not-for-kids sense of humor).

7. Pop Culture, TV & Music (37:52, 61:22 – 62:58, 101:51 – 110:03)

• Modern Family, Big Bang Theory: Brief discussions of TV salaries, celebrity culture.
• Music Deep Dives: Allman Revival, Van Hagar, Rush (with “Wallace Edwards” delivering a spoof “behind the music” on Rush as psychic Canadian super-soldiers).
• Axl Rose Gospel Parody (123:51): Hilarious segment: “Axl Rose does the gospel—Take Me Down to Nazareth City.”

8. Sports & Scandal (92:15 – 97:22)

• Baylor Football Scandal: Extended talk about coach Art Briles’ firing for recruiting players with troubled backgrounds and mishandling sexual assault complaints.
• Sports Radio Tactics: The panel recalls facing hyper-competitive and, at times, “roided-up” high school sports programs.

9. Show Business, Regulators, & PC Culture Satire (132:10 – end)

• Takata Airbags Recall: Car market talk.
• PC Culture Gripes: Debates about how far radio can go, effects of the Janet Jackson “wardrobe malfunction,” and more.
  • Notable Quote (135:13, John): “Where is the line now? ...They’ve been building this wall [of PC rules] for decades, Trump is scaring them, and the line is about to move again.”
• Radio Nostalgia/Meta: The team discusses the difficulties of solo broadcasting, program directors, and the evolution of modern talk radio.

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Notable Quotes and Moments

• Epic Self-Deprecation (01:31):
  • “I've got a sob story. I'm in pain.” — John Clay Wolfe
• On Teen Motorcycling (09:44):
  • “That Tom, you know, Huckleberry Finn individualism and freedom... as crazy and reckless as this may sound, I wouldn’t trade all those years of fun for what I have to go through now.” — John Clay Wolfe
• On Honest Car Dealing (15:03):
  • “One thing I’ve learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they’re lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. God, they lie. I made a website. GiveMeTheVIN.com takes all that out.”
• Raccoon Solution, Animal Control Officer (47:23):
  • “Raccoons are high risk rabies carriers and they need to be exterminated... taking them out in the county and shooting them, perfectly legal. They definitely need to be killed or taken to animal control.”
• On American Football Priorities (96:24):
  • “That’s how important football is: people are willing to say, ‘Well, the girls shouldn’t have gone to those fraternity parties.’ Are you high? Really?” — J.D. Ryan
• Axl Rose Gospel Parody (123:51):
  • “Take me down to Jerusalem City, where the ground is brown, the girls are covered... take me to my Lord!” (Bob Floyd as Axl Rose)
• Drunk Trump Segment (118:00):
  • Audio slowed to make Trump sound like a drunken uncle, “19 trillion. Going to 21 trillion, not billion. We have trillions. Nobody even knows what a trillion is...”

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Segment Timestamps (Selected Highlights)

• 00:35 – 09:44: John recounts his motocross injury and recovery, with deep dive into paralysis, rehab, the mechanics of motocross, and perseverance.
• 15:21 – 24:01: Live car appraisals; Sunfire, Hurst Olds, Nissan Titan.
• 41:00 – 53:07: Raccoon saga. Legalities, tactics, and audience opinions pour in.
• 55:57 – 58:43: Bob Floyd’s “Dope Report.”
• 61:22: Discussion on sports car buyers (Ferrari vs. Lamborghini guys).
• 79:28: Top 10 Donald Trump VP picks—parody segment.
• 101:51 – 110:03: “Wallace Edwards” delivers the (fake) deep history of Rush.
• 123:51: Axl Rose Gospel Parody (listener favorite).
• 132:10 – 138:16: Airbag recalls and discussion about PC culture and radio content restrictions.

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Tone and Style

• Irreverent, comic, and colloquial: The show thrives on a rapid-fire, comedic rapport among hosts, regular impressions, and mock arguments.
• Authentic and confessional: John shares real pain and triumph, listener calls about cars, and personal life events—often blended with self-mocking wit.
• Sociopolitical edge: The team never shies from pop culture zingers or poking at political divides but always leavens with comedy.

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For New Listeners

You’ll get a dose of real-life drama, wild anecdotes, raucous humor, and a crash course in how to buy or sell your car with no BS—plus plenty of classic radio hijinks. This episode is a highly representative sample of The John Clay Wolfe Show's unique mix: a family of radio misfits connecting with fans and not taking themselves too seriously.

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For Buying/Selling Listeners:
If you want to get an offer for your car, just call in with year, make, model, and miles—or visit GiveMeTheVIN.com for a fast, no-haggle bid.

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Signature Outtro:
“We will be here until 4 o’clock today answering emails and sending off offer letters online ... see you next Saturday ... go to givemethevin.com if you’re gonna sell your car and thank you guys.” — John Clay Wolfe

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. Or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

Nobody was on the road driving in? No, I mean, it was. What? You came from a different direction. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, provide the airport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it just nobody Commando?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Looks like 3 o' clock in the morning on a Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Commando. Like Tom Petty Commando. Free fall.

[J.D. Ryan]

Free falling.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't really like coming in the middle of night. I mean, nothing, Nobody. No one is on the road. No one is alive. It is a holiday weekend. We could just play Hell's Bells for three hours and no one would complain.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's get a book to read.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this is a good weekend then. If no one's listening for me to be hurt, I'm. I'm having terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say you look in pain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrible nerve reconnection pains.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to tell people why you have reconnection pains?

[John Clay Wolf]

First, I'd like to tell them who you are.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. I'm J.D. ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I'd like to tell them who you are. Michael's early. Hey. And I'm the dude that has. Has a sad story.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a sob story. I'm in pain.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wonderful things that have happened in your life, but you had one thing that wasn't so great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I. I broke my back in a motocross race 11 years ago, and I've recovered from it. I mean, I was paral. I was. I was paralyzed.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're supposed to never walk again, right? And you walk?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. You said I was in a wheelchair for a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was in the hospital for a long time, but it cut my spinal cord. So when my back broke, you took a big jump.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's just kind of reset a little more. You took a big jump on a motocross race.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you came down hard and wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ass first.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ass first? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know the. The rap song, say face down, ass up. Yeah. I went ass first. Head plant.

[J.D. Ryan]

God. Did you ever see video of that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was there no video?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I did talk to people who saw it, and they said, man, that was bad. So I. I'll give it the motocross.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deal. So we're coming around the final lap, and I'm on my KX250. An old boy just keeps blocking me down. And we're on the finish line. Jump the turn before the finish line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I cut down and burn wide open. And in Second gear. Just pinning it. And there's a triple at the finish line. Jump if you want to make it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's a triple mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

You have to big jump where you clear three other jump. Two of the jumps. Three jumps total. Okay, I'm off in the air. Yes. But I hung it too long. So you were up, straight and down. Okay, so I passed him and I'm straight up and down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you know there was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew I was screwed the second you left. The second I left the face, that jump I was like, I've got a problem here. Because I couldn't get it down. Front brake, grab your back brake. Little spinning in the air are like gyros. And if you stop them, they'll adjust the pitch to bring the bike back down. If you give it gas while it's in the air, it'll bring the, the front tire up. If you grab the brakes, it'll bring the nose down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I could not get it back down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just everything like they say, slow down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was slow motion. So I'm in the air and I'm like, I just knew it. And I'd over jumped the landing spot also top everything else. So when I landed, we were straight up and down. We? Me and the bike?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you and the bike.

[John Clay Wolf]

I landed on the back tire and I came down on my ass and I hit the ground. I remember immediately looking over my shoulder because I was thinking about other bikes in the air that are going to land on me. And I don't know if I waddled off the middle or something or not. But I'm laying there, the medics come get me and they're working on me and doing this and that. I'm hurting, but it's not that bad. But I do remember distinctively saying, if you'll just take my boots off, I'll show you I can move my legs. And they said, dude, we cut your boots off like five minutes ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, geez. Did you ever go out? Do you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

I go out, I get a few beers. No. Chase, you know, don't you ever pass out? Oh, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would have been too good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did not pass out, but I did. So they put me on the board, they took me to the ambulance and they hit me with some juice. Yeah, Morphine, Right. Took me to Nakona Hospital. They did the. I was high on morphine. God, it hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sorry. There's a boot joke in there somewhere. I'll let it go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Right. And I went to the hospital in small town. They took the X rays, came back, said, do you want to go to Wichita Falls or Oklahoma City? Care flight is on its way. I'm like, at least I was. I mean, I still have my sense of humor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was saying Wichita Falls or Oklahoma City. How about.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, either who am I pissed off?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I want to live, not die. What are we talking about here? Right. Is my ex wife picking these places?

[J.D. Ryan]

Des Moines, the other option.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm like, how much further along would Harris Fort Worth be? Just a little bit. Is that where you want to go? Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I. They care flight me to. To Fort Worth from Nocona. And I do remember looking out the window in the helicopter. I mean, just laying there all whacked out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I felt like the movie mash, you know, when. When the landscape's just going by.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Painless land at the hospital. Long story short, I had about a 14 hour surgery. They put my back back together. It had a compound for everything was busted and they put metal in it and. And I was there for, I don't know, until Christmas Eve.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was about a week. And then I went to Baylor in two weeks. Baylor rehab in Dallas for two months. And they're like, you'll never run. You'll never walk. You'll never.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you have a doctor actually look at you and say you will never walk?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Really? Yeah. Don't get your hope up there. I mean, like, listen, it's our job to, to create the correct expectations. So you need to get a car with controls on it, and that has a ramp, a lift. And that's why I remember that van that do the car hauled. Well, that, yeah, that's. That's why I've got a soft spot in my heart for, for cripples, cripple haulers. You know, if I see a cripple hauler, that's a handicap van, Right. I would typically buy it because I know I can get.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get someone, you know, where to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know where to go. I just know that when you see a cheap one, the real guy, the. There's a lot of poor people out there that can't afford a $50,000 cripple hauler.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I in, in my business, I find some cheap ones and, and it's nice to keep them around for them. Where are we going?

[J.D. Ryan]

You were telling me that you were going through rehab and they told you never walk again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. But when I would get in the pool, it would remove the gravity.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. And I could wiggle my leg just a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you were feeling something?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't feel anything, but I could see my leg moving just a touch. So I was like, wait a minute. That means there's still a connection there because say your spinal cord is the size of your pinky, Right? My spinal cord was halfway cut into. It was not cut in half, though. And when they're cut in half, there's absolutely no hope. Zero.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was halfway cut into, so the communication was all screwed. So what's happening? This long ass story is about those nerves that were damaged from the L2 spinal cord cut. A lot of stuff was cut off. And over the years they regrow and they reconnect. And when that hits you, it's like having a cattle prod on the part of your leg or my. In my case, that's reconnected. So if y' all hear me start screaming and have Tourette's throughout the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Today, it's a normal day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally, if I like start. Ah, you know, I mean, they just keep carrying on. That's what happened. I'm having reconnection pains today and I haven't had them in a long time because it's been a long time. It's 11 years later, it's still happening.

[J.D. Ryan]

But eventually that's a good thing because it means you're reconnecting, you're walking more and better. I mean, they said you'd never walk. My Lord, dude, you walk every day, all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure, sure, sure. It is better. But this is a good day to have reconnection pains because nobody's. Nobody's listening. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a weird question. You ever dream that moment over and over and over and you relive it, that flight?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You know, I still ride four wheelers lightly around my place. And I. My kids, I bought them some Honda 50s, right. And people are like, why would you ever get on another motorcycle again? Well, I'll tell you why is because I grew up in the country and I rode my motorcycle, was my best friend. I rode my motorcycle to football practice, I rode my motorcycle to school. I mean, we had a track out there. That's just. That was my life. And as crazy, as stupid and reckless as this may sound, I. What I've thought about is I wouldn't trade all those years of all that fun if I had to go through what I'm going through now.

[J.D. Ryan]

You still do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd still do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I loved it. That much. That was my life. That was my existence. No, I don't want them to race on motocross tracks. But that Tom, you know, Huckleberry Finn, individual as individualism and freedom that gives you as a kid, you know, you put your pocket fisherman in your back pocket and get on your XR100 and ride down to the pond and go fishing with your buddy. Yeah, I definitely want them to have that. It's definitely a good time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Always makes me smile when I see the pictures of them on your farm doing that running around in the video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. It's. It's. It's a bus. It's the damn tracks. The motocross tracks is where you get hurt because it brings the competition up. Right. And you start pushing it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would always. I would just be afraid of riding a motorcycle in the city because all it takes is one guy texting and rear ending you and you're done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I would have nothing to do with a motorcycle on the street.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just have nothing to do with it. Hey, we used to. We. We've outrun cops on our dirt bikes in the country.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously? I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I'm assuming.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Statute of limitations.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's expired a long way from now, but riding. Yeah, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you know the cops?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Well, I didn't know Dukes of Hazard.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was kind of a Dukes of Hazard setting. So we're riding around. I'm like, KX80. My buddy's on a CR80. And we're going in there. You past a cop going down a rural road, and you see the light. You know, like, hey, man, we know this area better than he does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean, just get down on it, go through the trees.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chinese Duke's a hazard, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that was more fun than race motocross.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Because the adrenaline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Running from the police on your. On your CR80.

[J.D. Ryan]

But at some point, a small town out in the country. Dingo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, mom. Is dinner ready?

[J.D. Ryan]

They got to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

My sweet little boys. What have y' all been doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

They got to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been running from the popo, listening to NWA and our headphones.

[J.D. Ryan]

The cops don't know you. Seems to me they would know you.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz there weren't any cops out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, somebody was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that one day. And that's why you ran. I mean, there weren't. You never saw police out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the country, man. I don't even know if they're Cops or sheriffs or deputies or fakes or whatever they were. It was a blast. And you know, go down to the creek and run down the river wide open. I mean, you could shake them easy, man. It was Redneck Riviera. Hi, Bob.

[Bob Floyd]

Can I see your license and registration please?

[J.D. Ryan]

Son, if you can catch me, hand.

[Bob Floyd]

Them your Best Buy card. Yes, sir, officer.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. So I am under the weather today, guys. I'm not feeling like myself. It is a good day for it because it's a Memorial Day holiday and there's not a lot of. I'd say our listenership's about 25 of what it normally is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Holiday weekends are way long.

[Bob Floyd]

I can feel them. I can feel them.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the drive look like coming in?

[Bob Floyd]

They're out there. My drive. Ah, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, take the car count from a normal Saturday coming in. What percentage less traffic was there today?

[Bob Floyd]

It's hard to compare because I usually leave like at 3:30 in the morning. So this morning it looked like regular traffic.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ever sleep?

[Bob Floyd]

No. Yeah, yeah, a little bit. I just got kind of a late start. I've had some, some computer problems in my house, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your alarm clock? So the traffic look normal coming in?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, I mean, but I never see it at this time of the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you don't know what normal looks like?

[Bob Floyd]

No, it's always just, you know, black as night when I'm coming in now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't see a car between here and I. I didn't. I saw like three cars in 30 minutes coming in. Yeah, it's all good. So our phone number. Here's guys, new, new, new stations, new affiliates. We do buy cars. That's something else we do. That's a big part of what we do. So you can call in the show and give me year, make, model, miles. Year make, model and miles. And I will bid your truck. If you got a $20,000 cowboy Cadillac, I'll give you 20 grand for it. 800-800-7234 is the call in number. It's Memorial Day weekend. We're live. It's 8:20. This is not best of. This is not replay. Yes. We've been doing this 10 years. Hathing maybe like next week will be 10 years. 10 years. Yeah, boy.

[Michael Turley]

Big party. Woohoo.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. Phone lines are open. Call in year, make, model, miles. Amarillo, Lafayette, Shreveport, Dallas, Fort Worth, Houston. Katie Abilene. Oklahoma City. We've got the whole region covered. I've got transporters in the whole region. We're adding a Arkansas to next week. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, I want to. I want to play the spot. Okay, so we'll be back in just a minute. Go ahead, start calling in. And let's do some cars here in the next segment. 800-800-723-4. We're gonna play some groovy tunes for you while we reset. We play four songs an hour in this show. And my name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars and radio. One thing I've learned about car dealers over the years is if their lips are moving, they're lying. Not all of them, but a lot of them. Oh, God. They lie. I made a website. Give me the. It takes all that out of it. I'm not trying to sell you anything. I want to buy your car. You don't have to go to a dealership and get put in a headlock and go through the ringer. Go to givemetheven.com. i will email you an offer letter. You don't have to mess with anything. You don't have to talk to anybody. It's just business.

[Bob Floyd]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the dot com.

[Bob Floyd]

So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-radio. Or log on to gowolf.com.

This.

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

8:33. Good morning. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning, Johnny Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

G'.

[Bob Floyd]

Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

G'. Day. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Phil? Phil? Phil McCracken. Phil, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm here. What's going on, buddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. There's more going on than the car you're driving, though, man. I mean, it's a. You've been slumming it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's not big enough, I believe. Four kids and fiance. And I just. I need something with a third row.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is what you've been driving every day with four kids?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.

[Bob Floyd]

And a fiance.

[Caller/Listener]

Everywhere I go.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 96 Pontiac Sunfire with a buck 70 on it. Well, I mean, the good thing is it's paid for and you're not screwed up making car payments, I'm assuming, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can get a caravan cheap, like a. Like a old body style. What year they change it? 00, 007. Those things are cheap. I mean, if you need a kid hauler.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah, I'm Trying to find something with a third back road, like something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would. I mean if you're on a tight budget, I'm assuming with a 96 Sunfire with 170 year on tight budget, I'm not beating on him, trying to help. Seriously, I would zoom in on 07 to 03 Dodge caravans or town and countries. They are so cheap. It's stupid and it'll hold all your kiddos. This car is not worth anything. I mean, literally, I, it would cost me more to move it than the market would hold on it. They just. It's just not a four cylinder 96 Sunfire with 170. Nobody wants it. I mean, so I would just sell it on Craigslist for a couple hundred bucks. You know, ask 800 and see what you get. That's what I would do.

[Caller/Listener]

That's what I figured because I took it to Carmax and he offered me $600.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take it.

[Caller/Listener]

I was like, no, I'm not really feeling a 600.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was that?

[Caller/Listener]

I told him, I was like, that was two months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think if you went back there now, they'd hit you at three. Dude, I'm not kidding. That was in the middle of tax season when the junk cars were bringing a little bit of money. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not. It's amazing how when cars go to junk status that they just bring nothing. When the Mexican dealers won't even bid on them to like take them down to man and Morrison, turn them into taxis, you know, that we find. We've found the bottom of the barrel again. I'm not beating on, I'm not beating on your car. I'm just explaining the junk market to you. But yeah, I would get a. I'd get a 9707 in back caravan for 1500 bucks. 79 Hurst Owls with 58. Blake, is this that? I had one of these. Blake. Hey, this John Wolf. Yeah, you called me. Good morning. I had one of these about two years ago and I'm trying to remember. JD Remember that Hearst Olds that you drove for the weekend?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember what year model it was?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was a 79. What year did the body style change to the smaller cutlass, Blake?

[Caller/Listener]

79, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

So does your body style look the same as an 82?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not exactly sure, man. I'm not a big lich guy. I, I found it and it was a great deal. It's the condition, so I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you get for it?

[Caller/Listener]

I gave 2500 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a real Hurst Olds?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. His and hers shifter, black and gold paint scheme.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you just say his and her shifter? I didn't even know that existed.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is his and her shifter?

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't want to get into that because that could get into rubber. Rubber, rubber. Adult toy talk, really.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, let's don't go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go there. Guys, I hear the alarms going off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, pull up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Blake, I'd like to buy this car. What we take for it.

[Caller/Listener]

Man. I would love eight grand for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Excuse me. I need to see it. So take some pictures, Go to, Give me the VIN. Give me the vi n.com and send it to us. And when I get off the air, I'll see the pictures and say, john. I priced it to John for 8,000. It all depends on how nice is, what engine is in it.

[Caller/Listener]

So it has a 71. It does not have the original engine. And the guy told me that they changed the engine because the 71350 rocket was a much better engine than what came in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's got 350 Rocket.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You live in Fort Worth. I see a 17 area code, is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, actually Arlington. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could actually bring this car over to our office. We're not too far from you if you'd like to. But we can just start with pictures so we don't waste your time. But go to givemetheven.com, send a couple pics, say a price this car to John for eight grand on the radio. And he told me to send this to you. And they'll start working on it right now. And the minute I get off the air today at noon, I will walk down there, look at this car. Because I like these old cars if they're in the money. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Awesome, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800800 radio. Or just go to give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com Josh Phelps O5 Nissan Titan with a buck O9. Is it extended cabin crew?

[Caller/Listener]

Extended two or four wheel drive? Four average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

I would go with average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six to seven grand.

[Caller/Listener]

That's about what I was guessing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you selling or trading?

[Caller/Listener]

Selling.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I bought the car from you right now, what we drive tomorrow, That.

[Caller/Listener]

I do not know. I'll be driving a temporary vehicle. Until then I gotta. I gotta explore. I can borrow from a buddy until.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got Then I've got orders for these cars. I, I supply big note dealers. Huge. I've got, I've got like. Anyway, I, I've got an order for this car. So I will give the seven if I can make it work. Get go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com put the VIN number in say a John hit me 67 on the air. Here's the truck. Tell me, get back with me. But. And we'll do it immediately. And we can do it all over email, all over text. You don't have to do anything. We'll come to your house, pick it up. Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Ever heard of the town called Blum Blumpkin pie?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I think I have about an hour to an hour and a half south of the dfw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We might have you come up and meet us. But we can pick it up also. 800-800-723 for Houston. We've got transports all over town, L.A. amarillo. We come to you like Domino's pizza. You can call in 800-800-RODIO and we'll do this right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

1, 2, 3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

J.D. ryan. Bobbo.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clee Wolfe. I buy cars on the air. Patrick. 160,000. Mile 01 Dodge Rams worth a thousand bucks. Got it. You there? Don't laugh. That's what it is. I mean I don't make the market. I buy the market. Tyler.04 Tahoe with a buck.02. Is a leather or cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

I'd say average on the clean side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a bench front seat?

[Caller/Listener]

No. Well, at the, the. I guess you would say 40, 10, 40 split.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it is a bench front seat. Does it have a third row seat?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Third row, three grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Awesome. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com load it up. We'll come to your house, pick it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. David 04F150 with a buck fifty on it. Is it worth five grand?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather now?

[Caller/Listener]

It's close.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Four grand.

[Bob Floyd]

Bam.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'll buy it. 800, 800. 723-407F150 Crew Cab. Ryan. Is it Four Wheel Drive? It's Four Wheel Drive. 07 leather cloth. Seven grand. Eight grand. Eight grand. Seven grand. Seven seven to eight grand. Probably eight if it's nice.

[Caller/Listener]

I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, two grand. Three grand. That's what's worth 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. Just go to givemetheven.com. a 13 Durango with 25. Joe, is it a Citadel or a regular one?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the RT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Is it mid 20s, low 20s? Is that right on the money?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, about mid 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you had it bid anywhere yet? No, not yet. Let me look this one up. RT. I haven't bought an RT in a while. A13. The website again is give me the VI N. Givemethe vin.com and Joe, when we get done, go to that website and push your VIN number in and we can wrap this up. And all the listeners out there that don't want to call into the show Wheels, email an offer letter from givemetheven.com and if we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll overnight you hundred dollar check. I mean, I just do that to shut everybody up so nobody says, oh, you're low balling. Well, I'm not low balling because if I don't beat Carmax, I'll send you 100. Yeah, I think it's 25 grand, Rig Dog. Yeah. So go to givemetheven.com. say John bit in the. In the comments box, put Wolf hit me at 25 grand on the air. Here's the truck. What's next? Okay, thanks. Good lord.

[Michael Turley]

That's like the lightning round back in the day there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's Memorial Day weekend. Everybody wants to do car business. We will also do in and outs with the dealerships. If you're going to the dealership trying to cut a new car deal. What? Yeah, and we will, you know, if we give 10 grand and they're nine, we'll give them the 10 grand for your car.

[Bob Floyd]

Man, you make money like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn sure try, boy. Damn sure try. Been doing this a little bit. Been doing a little bit.

[Bob Floyd]

Cars, trucks on radio, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Take the dealer dude in and out.

[Bob Floyd]

Talk about dang old money everywhere, man. It's ching, ching, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. what have you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do we have here? Well, Let me see. J.D.

[Bob Floyd]

What you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

What you got, man? Well, Baba was talking about our. Our president in Japan. Bobble, did you have a. Oh, you got in trouble yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

No race, no politics, no religion. Go ahead.

[Bob Floyd]

No politics. I mean, why would that be out of bounds?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Let me tell you something. And I'm not a crazy liberal. Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do not put down another belief now here. You just Said crazy liberal. So you're putting yourself above liberals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what?

[Bob Floyd]

May I. Hey, may I retort?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, retort. Grazi, Sherry, retort.

[Bob Floyd]

I own more firearms than a lot of people that I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay, so I'm not that kind of liberal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Bob Floyd]

I fought with people on Facebook all day yesterday. A president speech in Hiroshima.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you read I can't even speak Chinese?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I have not.

[Bob Floyd]

Let me tell you something. What he said, it's one of the best pieces of written or the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Piece I had was in 1993. Dude, her name.

[Bob Floyd]

We've moved to California since Abraham Lincoln.

[J.D. Ryan]

What Lord, what do you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I.

[Bob Floyd]

Hey, J.D. i write, so I wouldn't just say that. Okay. One of the best speeches I've seen during my lifetime.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clearly he didn't write it, but go ahead.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, whoever wrote it, he delivered it. And it's a great anti war speech. And I thought to myself, as soon as I heard the news yesterday morning, President Obama did stop short of offering any apology for the bombing of Hiroshima, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

He did not.

[Bob Floyd]

As soon as I heard that, I thought, how are the right wing nut jobs going to spin this deal? Because you know they're gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aren't you know you're not a right winger?

[Bob Floyd]

No. Could it be, could it be a miracle? Could they come out and say, you know what? I'm happy Obama.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, are you a Democrat?

[Bob Floyd]

Well, I mean, I'm kind of a free agent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm turning libertarian the older I get, I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what's your take on the speech?

[Bob Floyd]

Well, and sure enough, it wasn't three hours, man. There's a guy what religion? Wichita Falls.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says straight Pentecostal.

[Bob Floyd]

Me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, you want to talk about religion?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, go ahead, let him talk about this.

[Bob Floyd]

Then a guy from Wichita Falls that I know.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Three hours after I had this thought, how are they gonna now? How are they gonna spin this? Are they gonna finally be happy about something that he did? No. Guy comes out and says, Obama apologized. That's not right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he did not apologize.

[Bob Floyd]

No, he didn't. And then all of his little right wing friends were like, well, in so many words. He did his little lawyer song and dance. He did everything but apologize. For God's sakes, man. Four or five, what is it, five months the guy's out of office. Can you just stop pitching and moaning for four, five months?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

The answer is no. Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell does Obama have to do with Hiroshima?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. Bush has been out of office. For seven years, and they're still beating on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. And this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[Bob Floyd]

Who's still beating on him?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

Who's still beating him? What?

[John Clay Wolf]

They gave him a library in Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Paid for that.

[Michael Turley]

I think the liberals have moved on from Bush.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no. Oh, it still pops up on Facebook once a week at least.

[Bob Floyd]

They love his painting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, all y', all, shut up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't wanna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just shut up. Listen, y' all sound like a bunch of grumpy old men sitting around a coffee table at the gas station in the. The lpmx. I've got a place out in the country. I'm raised the country. Right There's Lonesome Prairie Mercantile Exchange, lpmx. We need. We need a whole, whole segment called lpmx. And you. I used to ride my motorcycle up there as a young boy. Okay, but all these old grumpy ass men sitting around this table with ashtray and just talking like they know something y' all don't know a damn thing about nothing. A whole bunch of bags of hot. You're getting old.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can have an opinion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but about.

[J.D. Ryan]

About Obama going to Hiroshima.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't even know you couldn't find Hiroshima on a map.

[Bob Floyd]

A beautiful speech.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't really know where it is.

[Bob Floyd]

It was a beautiful speech.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it really?

[Michael Turley]

Not much left of it, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, this thing's got so many miles on it, I can't believe it's still alive.

[J.D. Ryan]

We rebuilt it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, I'm talking to you. You know I'm talking to you. 06 Range Rover over Sport with 140, right?

[Caller/Listener]

That's what I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many check engine lights are on? I know there's only one check engine, but I bet it's got two lights.

[Caller/Listener]

There's no check engine lights on. There was something happening with the wiring. So they. It's a park brake light that's on, but they changed out the park brake module, so that's brand new in there. But they said that for whatever reason, they can't seem to get the. The light off of that. But there's nothing wrong with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

For 75. I got old Boyle. Knock a light. Smooth out. Just knock it out. You need to pass inspection. Go see Tony. 75. You'll knock her down. I don't know. These things with big miles scare the hell out of me. I'm thinking five to seven, and I need to look at it.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, it's. It does have a custom grill package on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They put the grill on it and we custom. Okay. Hey, go to give me the vin.givemetheven.com givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll bid it when I get off the air. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got a custom paint job on it. They painted it. We custom. It looked like hell.

[Bob Floyd]

Where'd you get that pain? Down to Goobers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Goofers took it down to Goobers. George Font. George Font?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you Helvetica or Times New Roman? Bad joke. Bad, bad joke on a Saturday morning. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

08 sienna with 44. It's a CE package, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the miles. I don't like the CE part, but I'm assuming it's nice because the miles are so low. Is it, Is it, Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it seven, six grand or seven grand?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, this is a little different twist. It's got a roughly a seven thousand dollar special seat put in for mobility assist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

So some of these that power lifts, it looks just like a regular.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a. It's a cripple hauler. I can say that because I'm. I'm a registered paraplegic. I understand it's a cripple haul. Those things are high $.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah. So I don't know what, what to make of this thing. Inherited from my, my dad, who's 96. And it's in great shape, so they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring about the same on the wholesale end. Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Sugar Land.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Anything. Is there anything wrong with it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, just had it checked out and we did replace the struts. It's got new Michelins on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what does it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I would like eight or nine grand for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think that's fair. I don't think I can get to eight. I mean nine, but I think I can get to eight. The money on it. Six. And add two grand for the package, which I know would cost a ton more than that new. But that's just the way, you know, that's the way baseball goes. Go to givemetheven.com say John said he'd give eight grand for this. Here's the pictures and we will wrap it up and we can send it. We'll send a driver to your house Tuesday with a check if you have the title.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fair enough.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. Very, very good. Thank you much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-radio. 800, 807 to Tree Foe when I.

[Bob Floyd]

Goes down to Sugar Land.

[J.D. Ryan]

Furthermore, near Memorial Day weekend. Why didn't he go to Pearl harbor instead of Japan.

[Bob Floyd]

You know what?

[Caller/Listener]

I.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay. And my. My boss asked me the same thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

And what was your.

[Bob Floyd]

Memorial Day weekend?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me, J.D. ryan, what does Bobo think about that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. I'm asking there. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yes. Hi. Good morning, happy holidays, and Michael Turley.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turn my mic off.

[Bob Floyd]

I told her, J.D. he's not, you know, Obama, the pizza delivery guy. He's the President of the United States. This summit has been planned for years, okay, for different world leaders to be there on the anniversary of this date. Okay. And actually, the anniversary date was back in April.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he supposed to apologize?

[Bob Floyd]

No, no. It's just. It's just a state meeting has been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Planned for a long time. If he apologized.

[Bob Floyd]

The president schedules things this way. You know, he happens to be there during Memorial Day weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're sorry that we retaliated and that we put.

[J.D. Ryan]

We stopped the war. We stopped more people from dying.

[Bob Floyd]

It would be ridiculous for him to apologize. But he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you an Obama lover?

[J.D. Ryan]

He is.

[Bob Floyd]

No, I'm not. No, I'm not. Give me the truth, is all I'm saying. There's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com.

[Bob Floyd]

There are enough reasons not to like this current president. He's very liberal, and I understand a lot of people don't like that. You don't have to make things up.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's true.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

God knows we're playing.

[Bob Floyd]

Stop playing with proper nouns. I don't know what Obama is. I don't know what that is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't say that.

[Bob Floyd]

What the hell that is.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's stupid. I wouldn't say that.

[Bob Floyd]

I know, but, you know, a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thrown off the radio.

[Bob Floyd]

A lot of conservatives do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[Bob Floyd]

You know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, hey, news talk 1240. Why don't you shut up?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got another one for you.

[Bob Floyd]

Ladies and gentlemen. Not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look. No, no, no. Look.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep rolling out. Now, if you're gonna. If you're gonna be boring, then entertain me. Brush.

[Bob Floyd]

Ladies and gentlemen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now look, look. These new briefs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, that's dead on.

[Bob Floyd]

Have a hole in the front.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. This is great.

[Bob Floyd]

Exactly where it's supposed to be. But every time I put them on, it makes me think to myself, barry Goldwater was ripped off.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had no idea you could do this.

[Bob Floyd]

Back with more from the Excellence in Broadcasting. Talent on loan from God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I am serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he say that? Talent alone?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talent on loan from God. I haven't heard Rush limo in A while.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody has.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, everyone will now because it's rush season. Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

He's become like the cancer of the airwaves, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does anybody care about what Hammer, Glenn Beck say anymore at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Glenn Beck. I really don't care at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody listens to him. He's, he's, he's totally on. Nobody cares.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, but Beck is kind of like Donald Trump, though, J.D. it's like he's so nutty that you can't look away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Entertaining. Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

It's just fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

My boss also asked me who I'm going to vote for him for. Man, Trump is fine with me. I'm for chaos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hang on. George, George, George. Is this Marauder, does it really have 200,000 miles on it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. It's the hot rod Marauder. Mercury Marauder.

[Caller/Listener]

4.6 liter dual overhead cam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to. Give me the ven.com and I'm thinking one, two, maybe $3,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I like to buy that whole thing. We'll be right back. Hit the spot.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

Is this the almonds revival? Love is in the air. Love is in the air. Have you ever seen Derek Trucks and Susan Tedeschi? He's a spin off. He's a spin off of the almonds. Every time I see them on the television, they make me so happy. Who, Derek and Susan? Yes. Oh, good. They're wonderful.

[Michael Turley]

Why do you bring your maid in here, John?

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because. We need to clean up and she. She's so cute. We can't let her not be on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

She is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, if you weren't 24 and used to be a swimsuit model, we wouldn't. I like my maid. No, don't make fun. They're wonderful. Have you seen them cook on the Bobby Flat?

[Caller/Listener]

Gucci.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gucci. I don't know what she's saying. I don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a good cook. Or they maka. They make a nicer French toast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like watching that chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

A hot Mexican made French toast and bikinis goes a long way watching Modern Family.

[J.D. Ryan]

That one chick that can't talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Yeah. I'm telling you, she's the best looking woman in tv. Got to be highest paid. Sophia very. Yeah, she really is.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do they make on that show? Anybody know?

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot like Seinfeld money.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, I Don't like to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I don't like to. To blow my own horn. But I will for the money. James. 2.05 Chevy Silverado with 250,000 miles. Is it a crew cab?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it's crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a half ton or three quarter?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a half ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a little rough. It's a work truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll need to see pictures of it. Then I'm a thousand. Two thousand if it's rough.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.comgivemetheven.com Daniel, I'm gonna knock some cars down. We'll get down with the show. 11 equinox with 93. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven grand. You're buried, aren't you?

[Caller/Listener]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're buried, aren't you? What's your payoff? Eleven.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry, man. I could barely hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

14.

[Bob Floyd]

I know you're not gonna offer anywhere near that.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could just feel it in your voice. And this is the kind of car that I. People get. We call it buried. Get a preacher in a backhoe. It's. It's not. It's unfortunate.

[Caller/Listener]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the kind of situation that gives car dealers bad raps. And they are. They did. They deserve it. They earn it. Because they oversell cars. They sell them too high and people can't get out of them. Yeah. Dan, you're buried, man. Get a preacher. Tobacco. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name's John Clay Wolf. We've got J.D. ryan. Mike Turley doesn't know how to turn off the phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Million a year, she makes 20. That includes all of her endorsement deals, too. The Big Bang Theory. The hot chick on the Big Bang Theory. She makes a million an episode. An episode. That's a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, they don't film every week.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but still, now that.

[Caller/Listener]

That's a.

[Bob Floyd]

That's a day to day job. That's like blue collar acting when you're on a TV sitcom. Yeah, they film every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shut up.

[Bob Floyd]

No, seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about when they're off season?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they only do 13, don't they?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Then they're off the rest of the year.

[Bob Floyd]

Right, but they film every day. They don't show up on Tuesday nights. And recorded live before studio audience anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no. Let's see. Ty Burrell. Which one guy? Which guy is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I've got a question. Ty Burrell. We caught a raccoon.

[J.D. Ryan]

This show is just like bouncing off the walls.

[John Clay Wolf]

We caught a raccoon. Okay, we got a raccoon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Modern Family. This hot chick. We caught a raccoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so this something's whacking the trash out and I'm having to pick it up for four days. And then it's bad. I mean, you know, and it's bad, dude. It's like worse than the norm.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta pick it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the. The wife says, I caught him, I caught him. And, well, and she's Danish. I caught him. I caught him. And don't shoot him. We'll write an ABBA song about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bob Floyd]

Wanted to tell you, but I got on the backyard.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she did get, you know, a cage. Like a possum cage. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Now what do we do?

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's the question. So do we shoot it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or do we let him out?

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you let him out? He's gonna come back, I think.

[Bob Floyd]

Shooting. I live in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to hear yalls, you guys opinions. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Should we terminate the rodent?

[Bob Floyd]

No. Domesticated?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Terminate the rodent or let him out so that he can get back into our trash or get into the other neighbor's trash. I mean, if we, if we let him out, I'm going to take him out into the wood, you know, bfe. So. But. But is it a bad thing if I shoot him?

[Bob Floyd]

Bad for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it legal? Oh, yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

I think the environment's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not illegal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, in this day and age. J.D. let's get real.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

There are some things. Is it PC to shoot a raccoon.

[Michael Turley]

If they're on your property?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. In your trap.

[Michael Turley]

I don't see why not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, and you're a liberal, right? I'm a liberal, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I would say it's fair game if they're destroying some of your property.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clarify if they're destroying. Absolutely. Destroy.

[Michael Turley]

You're not catching them just to catch them and shoot them.

[John Clay Wolf]

But even if you were. But in this case, we're not.

[Bob Floyd]

No. You can kill them for their skins. They're varmints.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You know, they're 800-800-radio. Should we keep him? Should we let him free or terminate him?

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, you make one of those hats, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Many people will be tempted to live, trap and relocate. The raccoons don't do it. It's illegal. It says here it will be likely. Likely lead to the raccoon's death. And it may harm or kill many other animals. Because raccoons are considered a vector specie, meaning they carry diseases such as ringworms and rabies.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what does it say to do? Does it say shoot it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

With what?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna go with a gun, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 12 with a number three, not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a Polaroid camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

22. 22's hard to hit.

[J.D. Ryan]

How to kill a raccoon. Let me kill you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if we let him out of the trap. Here's my scare. I let him out of the trap, Right. Does he run off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we got a good shot. Or does he turn on you and jump on your face?

[J.D. Ryan]

You've been watching too many movies.

[Bob Floyd]

What would you do?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they're so cute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. We got a lot of callers. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello.

[Caller/Listener]

You talking to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Caller/Listener]

Take him to animal control or something and let them. They can deal with it a lot easier. They'll take him out in the country or, you know, relocating to let him loose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm an animal lover, so that's. That's what I would do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's an opinion. Next caller. Good morning. What do you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's you.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, hey, what's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much.

[Caller/Listener]

This is cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

So, okay. The raccoon. No, the raccoon. I would definitely just, like, try to kill it right then and there. You know, I'm not really an animal lover like last guy, so I don't find. I don't find joy in raccoons. No, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got one. One. Save it. One. Kill it. Next. Hello, you're on the air. Hello. What do you think we should do with him?

[Caller/Listener]

I think you should take him out and let him loose on somebody's farm instead of killing him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I live on a farm.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, then take him to someone else's farm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hey, I'm not threatening to kill him. I'm just asking you guys what I should do. I don't know what to do. I'm trying to be. I'm trying to be political. Hang on. I'm trying to politically correct with the raccoon. We're in a new day and age, man. I don't know. You know, back in the old days, I'd have. I'd already answered this, but I don't know what to do now in this society. So I'm asking my listeners, should. What should we do? So you say so take him to someone else's farm and let him out and then forget about it. You there? Wait. Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

Euthanize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's another. What do we do? Let you.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, all right. So I believe that you should probably just kill it, because I'm from Texas and that's what we do for, you know, hogs or anything that we get in there. And I guess the ultimate question is, what would Jesus do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. What would Jesus do? Matt. What? What would Jesus do? Are you there, Matt?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do we do?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably cuddle it and take it inside and feed it a leaf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Feed it a what?

[Michael Turley]

A leaf.

[John Clay Wolf]

A leaf. Like a koala bear.

[Caller/Listener]

Like a koala bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, coons will scratch your eyeballs out if you let them.

[Caller/Listener]

They will. They are very, very vicious. And it's like, you know, they carry around all kinds of different diseases. And I mean, even having them around your family. Do you have any dogs or other animals?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the coons killed them all.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'm just, like, putting it all in there. I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Andrew, good morning. What do we do?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, the best thing you could do is turn it over to animal control.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, there you go.

[Michael Turley]

Two for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, animal control officer, what do we do?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. You know, raccoons are high risk rabies carriers and they need to be exterminated. There's no question about it. State law allows that and recommends that relocating them is not a good idea at all. Shooting them in a trap or anywhere in the city limits will get you in trouble with PD for discharging a firearm in the city limits. But taking them out in the county and shooting them, perfectly legal. They definitely need to be killed or taken. Animal control so they can be euthanized properly.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your job? What do you do for a living?

[Caller/Listener]

Animal control officer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where?

[Caller/Listener]

Metropolitan city, DFW area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so this is your legit. You're legit.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. We remove raccoons from traps every day, all day long and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, now I got you. So. So. So now let's say we want to have some fun with this. Not fun, but, I mean, you know, titan. So how do I shoot him? So do I get my double barrel 12 Browning and I have one of my buddies, like, hey, hold my. Hold my beer. Watch this. And he pulls the trap door and coon runs out. And then. Yeah, and then it's on, you know, on the run or. I'm worried that crazy coon turns and jumps on my face and I miss him. And then I Get beat down.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you definitely don't want, you know, to get attacked by a coon because they will come at you, they will grab a hold of you and they will do some damage. And you don't want to get bit by a potentially rabid raccoon because you are going to be in for some serious trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you're me, you're me. You're living in Johnson county on the farm. What? Exactly. Right now I've got a live coon sitting in a live trap for two days.

[Caller/Listener]

I would take it out somewhere with some buddies. I would open the trapdoor, see if you can get it to run. And I would give my AR15 with a red dot on it, and I would have.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who signs your paycheck? Are you a government employee?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm a city employee. Big metropolitan city.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you work for the government?

[Caller/Listener]

Taxpayers? Do you help fund it? Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. No, I just wanted to clarify. In this PC and all this world, I just want to understand who I'm talking to because I appreciate your phone call more than you know. 8008-0072-3480-0800 what, dude, hang on, I got another. David, A question about my back.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, what about it? Well, like you said, you're having reconnecting issues or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, from earlier in the show. In my spinal cord. Yes, sir.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. And I was just wondering, like, is that like a fiery, like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

Like pain? Like, like you're on fire, basically, just for a moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's, it lasts in about a 3 second or 4 second hit, but it feels like someone's hitting me with a cattle prod.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Because I had a hip replacement. And like when I had the surgery, like for quite a while afterwards, like in my foot, it was like, where.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

It was just. It. I'm in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I got to keep rolling. Call me, call me at home. Let's talk. Call me. I, I start drinking about seven o'. Clock. I'll be at about three beers in about 7:45. Call me then and we'll talk. 8008-0072-3480-0807. You know, when the weather, the damn humidity back at the lpmx. Well, we got the coon deal covered, dude.

[Bob Floyd]

That animal control guy was just a jaded old dude. AR15 and shoot, this he. I mean, he's obviously never seen the wilderness family, right? Because raccoons are not mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're. You're an idiot, Bob.

[Bob Floyd]

That's crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

It. Raccoons have you not seen that YouTube video where the guys, they climb up.

[Bob Floyd]

On the top kitchen shelf and they pull Oreos out of the back?

[J.D. Ryan]

You've been watching.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, I got Oreo.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not a Pixar movie.

[Bob Floyd]

And mom can't see it. She's looking in the raccoons, like, behind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her with Oreos calls. I mean, I think we just click through them. Good morning. What do you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, it's Memorial Day weekend. I think it's time for a barbecue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. What have you got, Daddy? Good morning. What have you got? It's you. Hello? Yeah, what have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I want to tell you what.

[John Clay Wolf]

To do with that. What?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, quick, shoot it in the head with a.22.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, shoot in the head with 22. Good morning. What have you got? Hello? Yep, it's you.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, about the tune. Make everybody happy. Let's go ahead and tase it. If you got a Taser, Tony, what have you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony, what have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I used to have a lot of raccoon problems. They would knock on my back door and I'd open it up, they'd run inside, steal a bunch of food, and run back out.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Camilla. Camilla.

[Bob Floyd]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I was just gonna say that if you do shoot the raccoon, don't shoot in the head. That's where the rabies concentration is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, good morning. What have you got? It's you.

[Caller/Listener]

Are you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm here.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I didn't. Tell me you were gonna put me on the air, so I wasn't prepared the. You know, I'm not sure why I didn't catch the first part. So I don't know what the coon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did to you, but, yeah, he's just being a coon. Raccoon. I mean, we could talk about this all day. I think we figured it out. Yeah. All right, next.

[Michael Turley]

Don't shoot him in the head.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, man, that guy sounded like he had some kind of a special little angle.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to listen to the goo to the details of nighttime talk radio?

[Bob Floyd]

I know what the raccoon is like drinking a Capri sun, man. He's got the straw and he's like, oh, we got Capri Sun.

[John Clay Wolf]

That raccoon wrecked our trash out so bad.

[Bob Floyd]

Give me a sandwich.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's bad. He's eating the meatballs. Anyway, enough of that. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4, 8.

[Bob Floyd]

Give me a meatball, Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, we've got 20 phone lines, and they're all just Coon. You hit it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

You hit the gold mine. People love to talk about dead coons.

[Bob Floyd]

I used to date dead coons. Oh, and her dad had put a round cage around this.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is J.D. ryan from yesteryear. The Dragon.

[Bob Floyd]

They had a pair of cage, and they were really cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lord, they were right all along.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've been talking about raccoons now for 30 minutes.

[Bob Floyd]

You couldn't let him out of the cage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, play the commercial. We'll be back. J.D. bob, we got. Shut up. Y' all just shut up. We'll be right back. 800-807-234. Just go to givemetheven.com and we need to get back on the cars now.

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Turley, you're getting pretty out there with your return music here lately. Did you get some new grass?

[Michael Turley]

No comment.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm sick.

[Bob Floyd]

I think it's a very diverse mix. I think it's light, tight and bright.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the holiday, man. The Memorial Day holiday. Yeah. Is there a horse race this weekend? You know, there's the Triple Crown. We've already done. When's the next one?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, allegorically, there's always a horse race, John. Life is a horse race.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. And you are four lengths ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Bob Floyd]

My little snowflake.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what were you saying you think I should do with the Coon?

[Bob Floyd]

What should. What do I think? I think you should give it some Honey Nut Cheerios. And this is, you know, this is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not Bruce Willison over the head.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how to do a shotgun like I asked. We should shoot it or let it go. Everybody said shoot it. We. A shotgun. Do I know how to operate a shotgun?

[Bob Floyd]

Not everybody said shoot it. You know how to do a shotgun. Like you take a big hit and you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, give it to your friend. Yeah, you should get that raccoon high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. I should shotgun weed smoke to the raccoon. Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

If you get him high, he'll probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go away or he'll keep eating. And that's what got him in. The mess he's in now is getting in the trash.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Bob Floyd]

Thanks for letting me out, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll see you guys later.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a friend that used to shotgun weed smoke to his dog Coney.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's wrong. That's so.

[John Clay Wolf]

That dog just spent half of his life just baked.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so Wrong. So whenever he'd start smoking, this is in high school, I mean, the dog would just run right over there. It was Pavlov's dog. When he, when he smelled that weed. Yeah, yeah. Coney was on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Addicted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coney. He was addicted. J.D. he was addicted. He needed to go to recovery.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, recovery.

[Bob Floyd]

Rehab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Recovery. Rehab. I love it.

[Bob Floyd]

You don't get addicted to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got an email from a lister last week. It was at recovery for all.com or recover. That was his gmail.com. it was not a positive one.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was not a positive one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? What? Anyway, what was I gonna say? 800-800-7234, radio mean the calling number. The website's givemetheven.com Speaking of weed and speaking of recovery for all, we've got Bob Floyd in the studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bob is here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob's here. Really? Yes. And he does for new listeners, new audiences, and then we're on new stages. My name is John Clay wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

His name's J.D. ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can give your voice. Bob is. And then Bob Floyd does the dope report. Kind of like a commodities exchange report, the farm report, you know, for you guys that live in the country. The commodities report.

[Bob Floyd]

I have to use my real name for this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Bob Floyd and he does the dope report. And here's Bob.

[Bob Floyd]

Actual journalism.

[Caller/Listener]

Alrighty, buddy.

[Bob Floyd]

It's time to take stock of the best buys and even better strategies of the deal for dealers in the know during the face first first phase of summer. O16, it's time for the dope report. I'm Bob Floyd. First up, if you're in the biz, unless you're doing it for free supply, your primary objective is stacking dollars and the climate for quick turnaround on all kinds of grass has never been better. Let's take a look at today's trends in pot. After just over three years of total legality in the Rocky Mountain State, what most law enforcement in Texas are noting as a skyrocketing trend in mass quantities of high powered hydroponic, concentrated and or infinitesimally superior quality marijuana being transported down the US287 corridor. And that's a real mixed bag for old school dealers in the Lone Star State. On the bad end, you're not going to find better quality grass than what's being carted in from Colorado. So competition on the quality front is fierce. But if you look on the high side, with the oil field dragging local economies into the crapper, who can afford the typical $80 per gram markup for the really good stuff that's you can still score your standard half pound of plain old Mexican cincy for around $400 if you've held onto your 80s connections, senior. And it's gonna continue to move right on out for upwards of 120 on the LZ right through to August. And that's a gross profit of $500 per haul. So stay friendly with your son in law Chet or the guys from your lawn service and keep cleaning up on the low rent smokers that you know. And speaking of the oil field, less jobs and sporadic production means a handful of highly skilled pumpers and derrick hands are working record hours in a week. So it true what they're saying about methamphetamines being the new cocaine? Because not only is there an immense demand and a clientele who absolutely become the most reliable return customers known to man. If you're smart and living remotely, you can literally make this stuff yourself. And that's most assuredly a for profit venture all the way around. So don't be afraid to embrace some chemistry and do a fire extinguisher handy. And let's pay off the mortgage in time for Labor Day. And don't forget, with college campuses abuzz with a new summer crop of chemistry majors just about to go public, some fine new lines of X acid and designer tripanoids are just over the horizon. So buy up a few of those used textbooks and endeavor to blow some minds. Because every American deserves a decent trip at a projected rate of less than $15 a hit. And there's our kickoff of summer dope report. Let's make some dollars and live life high. This is Bob Floyd. You keep token.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Bob Floyd. Matt Whitmore. Good morning house.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. That was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob Floyd in the Memorial Day Labor Day Memorial Day dope report.

[Bob Floyd]

What else would you save your money for?

[Caller/Listener]

Exactly. I guess I needed that for my plans this weekend. I'll tell everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from? Where are you calling us from?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm calling from Lufkin area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm aware of Lufkin area. This car is not worth a bag of Bob's best weed.

[Caller/Listener]

But I'm trying to trade in and get something else. So what should I have?

[John Clay Wolf]

They offered you any money for it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, they offered me 500 and I wanted to like walk out and burn the place down. But like I don't think, I mean 1500. Do you think they maybe 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather? Is it leather? Is it a four cylinder or six? This is an 01 Honda Accord with 150,000 miles. Listeners boys and girls. 01 Honda Accord with a buck and a half. Four cylinder or six?

[Caller/Listener]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the paint coming off of it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, I mean, it's. It's pretty. It's in pretty good condition, actually. Like, I've kept up with it. It's only got two owners, you know, it's oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, if you'll bring it to me, I'll give you 750.

[Caller/Listener]

750.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to, give me the VIN.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, and by the way, the raccoon problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out of time. I'm out of time. The satellite's gonna kick me off. I gotta go. Go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com load the car and on the deal pit, Wolf said he'd give 715. Anybody else? Go to givethevin.com, put the VIN number in, put the miles. We'll email you an offer letter. If we don't beat Carmax, we'll overnight you. Check for Hunsky. Good song, Turley.

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

You think Van Hagar is going to tour Electric Blue? I know what that is.

[Bob Floyd]

I think they should.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they should too. I mean, David's done his deal. The whatever unnecessary truth or truth of what? What was the last album? It was good, though. It was fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was a good record.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Moment of Truth. I've got it in my airplane.

[Bob Floyd]

So did he have the same guitarist on that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Have it in my airplane. I carried my limo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it in my airplane. No, man. A different kind of truth.

[Bob Floyd]

Who was the guitarist on the Skyscraper 9 album that we all used to be crazy about? Was that Zach Wilde?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Do I look like a music historian?

[Bob Floyd]

David Lee Ross. Guitar guy. Turley. You know what I'm talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of music historians, is Wallace Edwards coming in today? Does he have anything?

[Bob Floyd]

He is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he got for us?

[Bob Floyd]

I think he was talking about Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. When he came in. Something about Rush. Memorial day weekend is 9:46. We are live. We are not on replay. Hey, Johnny. Gonna do best of this week? No, no, we're gonna be live, man. We're gonna be live. I've got four kids and a wife and a job. I'd love to take a vacation.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is where you go to get away.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would love to take a vacation. Sure. My mother in law's in. In a town from Denmark and The plan was, is she was going to keep the kids and we were going to do a quick hit to Mexico.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it sounds great, doesn't it? I mean I, I don't know, we just didn't have it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't do it. You're working, you're busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I would have gone. I wanted to go but it just never works out. I've got, there's children and then there's too many damn children.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you're, that you're at that age.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got too many damn kids.

[Bob Floyd]

I know 4 is real close to that number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, and when they're small, you know I've got a two year old. Sure. We went to his graduation from pre K last night. Oh yeah, yeah. They sing a song at the church graduation. You had, you had a, you had 22 year olds on a stage at the church and they were going to sing a song and they all just stood there and smiled and they played the song over the PA with little kids singing because two year olds can't talk so they really can't sing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would there be a graduation from pre K? All you do is really show up.

[Bob Floyd]

Because it's gonna be a long time to the next one, you know, I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they graduated from every, every year.

[Bob Floyd]

Now they have little robes and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kid wasn't graduating. He was just getting to see the seniors graduate from pre K and, and they had their gowns and their robes on. You know, they've really done a good job. They've studied hard, they've passed their finals, they've stayed clean, stayed off drugs and they're ready to go into first grade. Damn. No, they're ready to go to kindergarten. Kindergarten. I'm sorry, I jumped.

[Bob Floyd]

They've counted all the way up to 12.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 is the call in number. We are live and we will buy your car. If you want to call in with your car. High dollar stuff too, you know, Lambos, exotics. I buy, I buy heavies, I buy junk. I don't really buy junk. I, I draw a line about two grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

What top car you bought this week?

[Bob Floyd]

Top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this week I didn't have. We, we did a Hurricane, a Lamborghini hurricane. 220,000 today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh wow. This week that's pretty high end.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty damn high. Yeah, yeah, it's orange with orange calipers on the brakes and it was, it was tough. Orange seat belts and on the other white leather. It was, it was about what you would expect out of Lamborghini guy. Lamborghini guy is different than Ferrari guy, by the way. Why way different?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Lamborghini guy's new money most of the time. Okay, Ferrari guy. Lamborghini guy has tattoos. He might have a dot com.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

He likes flip flops, showy and yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stripper girlfriend. That's Lamborghini.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ferrari guy gives you a fake name. Has somebody come pick his car up? He's quiet about it. Under the radar.

[Bob Floyd]

Red Sox.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's drug money.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. He's just old money. He's real money. And he doesn't. He. He's anti flash. The anti flash. Keith Kellerman, if you were rich, would you be Ferrari guy or Lamborghini? Oh, I forgot to bring the collar up. We push it. There it is. Keith, are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm here. What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

If you were rich, would you be Ferrari guy or Lamborghini guy?

[Caller/Listener]

Ferrari. No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. I'm more of a Ferrari guy. That hurricane was cool, but it just. It's. It's like dating a stripper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, look at me. It's a look at me car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. 813 fiat 500 with 28,000 miles. Is it a convertible or an automatic?

[Caller/Listener]

Moonroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did I just listen? You and I are all talking trash. Is it a convertible or an automatic? No, it's moonroof. We don't even know what the hell we're talking. Okay? So I'm sorry. Is it a hard top or a convertible? So it's a hard top with a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a Gucci? Gucci goo.

[Caller/Listener]

How do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's a Gucci package on those things.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, this is a pop. It's the base level.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Now they make a lounge and a bar. The Gucci. I mean, it's ridiculous.

[Bob Floyd]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So it's a two door pop. Automatic or stick?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 20, 000 miles on it and it's worth 7. 7, 7, 7, 7 7. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a six grand buyer. These things have been falling like a rock. I'm not beating on your car. But it's just the market. Oh, no, it is. What is? I'm a six grand check rider.

[Caller/Listener]

Believe it or not, that's actually the best offer I've gotten so far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what I do. I mean, we. We're the largest wholesale dealer in the state of Texas and all around and, you know, I try to make 300 bucks a lick. And that's so I get up there close to the bring money and that's what I do. What are you in Austin? I see 512.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm actually in Denton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm sorry about that. We're not gonna hold it against you. Nothing's wrong with Den. Turley went to Mean Green. He's a North Texas grad. Okay, well go go to give me the vin. Give me the VI n dot com. Load the car. Say John, hit this at six grand on the air. Here's the car and I want to sell it. What's next? And we will arrange transportation. If you have a payoff, we'll pay off your payoff. If you have a clear title, we'll get a check cut. Send a driver to your house and pick it up.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That easy. And anybody can do that right now at 800-800-7234 diesel trucks. Cummins diesels. I'm looking for a truck for me like a 88, 89 Cummins. Four wheel drive. The ugly old ones, but a nice one. Extended cab. If anybody's got a grandpa that's got one of those like lower miles sitting in their hay barn, that's for you, that is. I will make your day with my offer on that car.

[Bob Floyd]

Need you a farm truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you? Then I want the old ass dodge. It's a 190 series or something with a Cummins. I think I'd drive it every day. I bought a new Denali truck this week. I'm looking for a driver. For me. I bought a new Chevy Denali. A15 Duramax. I hate it.

[Bob Floyd]

Hate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude. It's like riding a bucking Bronco.

[Bob Floyd]

It's like a three quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why my legs hurt today, I think.

[Bob Floyd]

You're not a Duramax guy though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess I want to be because I really do.

[Bob Floyd]

You're a power stroke guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm really Cummins guy. And you know, I know you have to be a bulldozer operator to drive a Dodge, but. What I said I know you have to be a bulldozer operator or a bull rider to drive a dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. That's just the. That's the stereotypical Dodge customer. But a loaded out Cummins Laramie Longhorn Mega Cab, that's me. And I. I love them so much. I want to go old school. It'd be like having a new Camaro. And I'm looking for a 7280-0800-7213-4800, 800 radio JD what's in the name?

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of country music that we have going on in the background here, country music star Charlie Daniels appeared in a new clip that's gone viral now. You know Charlie Daniels is right. It wasn't for a video for maybe like a hit song. He's got. No, he's. Instead it comes with a warning for the island Tolas of Iran and every terrorist. You enable the clip released online by the National Rifle Association. Who else showed the 79 year old insulting President Barack Obama and the people who have attended the America's top universities. Do you have a clip of this?

[Michael Turley]

You want to hear it?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Quite entertaining, no?

[J.D. Ryan]

I love Charlie Daniels. He's a great, He's a good guy.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, he used to be cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

But what happened?

[Michael Turley]

Well, listen here.

[Bob Floyd]

He went all right wing crazy to.

[Caller/Listener]

The ayatollahs of Iran and every terrorist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Una purse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that papa? You might have met our fresh faced.

[Caller/Listener]

Flower child, President Wheat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Need Ivy League friends.

[Caller/Listener]

But you haven't met America. You haven't met the heartland where the people will defend this nation with their.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bloody callous bare hands. That's what it takes. You haven't met the steel workers and.

[Caller/Listener]

The hard rock miners. Or the swamp folks in Cajun country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrestle a full grown gator out of the water. You haven't met the farmers, the cowboys.

[Caller/Listener]

The loggers and the truck drivers.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know the mountain men who live off the land or the brave cops who fight the good fight in the urban war zones.

[Caller/Listener]

No, you've never met America. And you ought to pray you never do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm the National Rifle association of America and I'm freedom's safest place. That's not Bobbo doing a bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's really Charlie Daniels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo, that really sounds like you doing a bit.

[Bob Floyd]

I could probably do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean let's. Let's hear Bobbo do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's part of an ongoing series called Freedom's Safest Place, which is largely a collection of grievances against politicians. Basically, what you just heard, I'll let it go with that.

[Bob Floyd]

You hadn't met the librarians. Buck's bigger than your head. It's almost a sling blade thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, it was. It was almost like a caricature.

[Michael Turley]

What would John Anderson do if he was doing it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[Bob Floyd]

I want to give a message to my friends in Venezuela. You hadn't met the oral hygienist with hooks and braces. You hadn't met the pet shop on owners with dogs big and small. Hey, you hadn't met the movie theater concession stand lady. She's got more popcorn than you can throw your dirty rag hat at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it.

[Bob Floyd]

You hadn't met the Jedi who stare at goats and train young skywalkers to defeat the evil empire. You hadn't met Cool Hand Luke.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, damn it.

[Bob Floyd]

Nor the Shawshank Redemption.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear that Clint Eastwood got in a barroom brawl this week?

[Bob Floyd]

Really?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he did not.

[Michael Turley]

I swear.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's in the news.

[Bob Floyd]

Please tell me he didn't lose this fight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look it up. We'll get to it in a bit. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number 03 Lexus with 100. Lynn. Is it a. It's an ES300 average. Rough or clean, it's three to 4,000. It's $4,000. Maybe 45. Yep. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and I'll buy it. We will come to your home or your office or wherever you'd like us to meet you and we will bring a check.

[Bob Floyd]

You haven't met the Walmart door greeter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Christina. An O2 Mitsubishi Lancer with 180. That ain't. Did you ever hear that Johnny Cash song? Are you. Are you a Johnny Cash fan, Christina?

[Caller/Listener]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ain't me, babe. No, no, no. That ain't me, babe. I ain't the one you're looking for, babe. I just can't do any. I just can't do anything with that car. It's just too.

[Caller/Listener]

How about.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about what?

[Caller/Listener]

I've also got an 06 Pontiac G6 GT. It's a two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles right at.

[Caller/Listener]

It just turned over 200,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, that ain't. That ain't me babe either. It's the. The miles are so high that the.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, well, hey, it was worth the shot. I sure do appreciate it. Y' all have a great day. I love listening to your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, darling. Thank you very much. 800-800-7234.

[Bob Floyd]

That was nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have to call me darling. Darling.

[Bob Floyd]

For sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Clint Eastwood fight is only being reported on1 website. Dailynews.3.com and it is a hoax.

[Bob Floyd]

You definitely spent some time at your daddy's house because that is not a Johnny Cash song, man. That's a turtle song. It ain't me, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, dude. That is so Johnny Cash.

[Bob Floyd]

That's a turtle song.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me, babe. No, no, no. It ain't my window.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm not the one you want. That's Turtles, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Bob Floyd]

Johnny Cash remade it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, he's talking about the original.

[Bob Floyd]

You definitely heard that at your dad's house when you're a kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, my dad wasn't a Johnny Cash guy. My dad listens to. Wow. I don't want to talk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, ain't me date is by Bob Dylan, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Yeah, yeah, You're. You're off on the reservation, dude.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, the Turtles had that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to go back to Oklahoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, Johnny Cash and June recut it, but it's A Bob Dylan 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

OKC One game away from the finals. Speaking of Oklahoma. How about that, Turley? What is going to happen? Where's your money going?

[Michael Turley]

They'll win tonight. They'll close it out, and they'll be in the Finals against LeBron, who's in it for the sixth straight year. The finals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could Cleveland finally break the spell of Cleveland where they've never won a championship in anything?

[Michael Turley]

Well, if OKC is in the finals, then they'll have home court advantage, so I think that makes a big difference. But watch. I'm telling you, they're gonna lose it. Game seven, final second shot. KD wins it, and Cleveland just gonna be sad again.

[Bob Floyd]

You know what's hilarious? If the first games of the finals are held in Cleveland, they're gonna have to offset the schedule for the Republican national convention.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin. A 15 Maserati Ghibli with 15,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

These cars, I haven't bought one in about four months. They're worth about 50 grand. Does that sound right?

[Caller/Listener]

That's probably close. That's probably about what I owe on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. give me the vi.com. lay the. Vince, push us a couple pictures. I'll email you a firm offer letter. We'll get it bought. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. You go to givemetheven.com or just call on the show. Be right back. And we will be here till noon. Drake Park. We're not going to take this one to the air. Cars too many miles, Mike. Same thing. I mean, an 05 Ram with 200 is going to be 2 to $3,000. Go to givemetheven.com and load that one up. Joseph. 06 Nissan Titan with 190 is going to be a. It's a low bid also. I just can't take These high mileage cars to the air. Brian, the tahoe. I'm going to take taylor. I'm going to take aaron. I'm probably going to take Chris. Edmond13 Focus. Go to givemetheven.com please load them up. What is this? Guitar hero.

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios. It's time for the john clay wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay wolf.

Is iron man here. The guy that actually does the intro of iron man. No, I am iron man. Didn't work as well. You are iron man. I am iron man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the best day of your life. Make it a good one Because I got divorced from sharon. Iron man has left sharon.

[Bob Floyd]

God.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've decided to keep it in the closet.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Hey, we got a little bit too much reverb on that effect there. Dog, dog, dog. Let me take it. Let me take a quick call.

[Bob Floyd]

I don't know what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian Thompson. 12 Tahoe with 43. Is it LTZ or an LT?

[Caller/Listener]

LT. Leather. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Navigation? Sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Third row seat?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or four? Two clean Carfax. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. Low 20s, low 20s. Low 20s. 23. Is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

A little lower, but you want me to go lower?

[John Clay Wolf]

20, 22.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's a little lower than I want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what do you want for it? What do you take for it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me look. I'm gonna. I'm gonna use my little cheater here and look it up and look at the market data and see what we've been getting for these things. Hold on. It's got good miles on it. Does have a clean carfax?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, if it's got a clean carfax, I'll buy your car. I don't know what else I can tell you. I will write you a check that is cash. Do you have a title or payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

Title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

In the woodlands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what will happen is you go to Give me the VIN.com. push the vin, Push the picks. Wolf gave me 25 for this truck and I'm gonna sell it to y'. All. What's next? We'll fire you. A checklist. You get some pictures for us. We need seven pictures. A copy of the front, the back of the title, A copy of your driver's license. And you can just take pictures and just text them to our agent. And then it'll go to logistics. She'll Call. Hi, this is Megan or. Hey, this Frankie. And what time would you like us to pick you up? And we'll line it up for Tuesday pickup or as soon as you're ready. And we'll bring a check and get the title, get the truck, get the hell out of there.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. How long is that good for?

[John Clay Wolf]

About 30 minutes. I want to buy it.

[Michael Turley]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it. I mean, I. How long is your. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then, I mean, it's good for as long until that money gets in the bank and we're done. We're good. We're solid, dog.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or give me the. Give me the VI company. Casey Kasem is in the studio, as always.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time for the top 10 at 10. Case.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's time for our top 10 at 10. Johnny, how you doing? You're looking good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, buddy. Hey, you know, this week, Donald Trump got the. Well, the vice. I mean, he got the nomination for the GOP, right? So these are the top 10 folks. Now that Donald Trump is. The guy should consider for his vice president. You ready? How about number 10, Lamar Odom? He's used to doing nothing, getting paid. Number nine, any of the Kardashians, they're already known for being useless. Number eight. Hey, Mark Cuban's a guy, right? Because if reality, a reality show goof is good enough for president. Number seven, Wanda Sykes. Now, you may have to follow this one. Wanda Sykes. This way, you cover, you get everybody happy. Nobody gets their nose at a joint. You have a black person, a gay person, and a woman all in one. Number seven, Tony Romo. After the first three games this year, he'll be three. We're doing the top 10, folks. Donald Trump should consider as vice president now that he's the GOP nominee. We're down to number five, Hillary Clinton. She'll be available after November, and it'll give her time to figure out how to use email. Number four, Joe Biden. Let's face it, he's perfected the job of being invisible. We're down to number three. And the top 10 folks, Donald Trump should consider as a vice president now that he's the GOP nominee. Number three, Kid Rock. Because, you know, you should have somebody with some political experience. Number two, Kanye West. He's already a huge number two. And the number one spot, Donald Trump. That's right. His ego is big. Enough for both jobs. There you go. The top 10 list that Donald Trump should consider for his VP nominees.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Casey. You always count down the head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keep your feet in the ground and keep it reaching for the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we buy these cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why does it smell like all week long when he leaves?

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy these cars all week long, and it's. It. It. Like that guy there. We made a deal, kind of. I mean, it wasn't as firm as. As. So. So the buyers in the buyer's office, I mean, a lot of time they write back. Except we go through the whole process. We get the everything. We get everything set up. We dispatch transport. We've started spending money on your word.

[Bob Floyd]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have no signed contract. They say we're good, we're solid, and people expect us to do what we promise, and we expect them to do the same. But as you know, in the car business, there's a lot of no honor, no honor, your honor.

[J.D. Ryan]

No honor, your honor.

[John Clay Wolf]

We honor our word greatly, and we're very key on that. That's something I learned early on. I've been doing this 20 years. Your word is your bond in this deal, especially in the wholesale side. And I give that to the public, too. But some of the reps like the guy. Remember last week, Hooter? I was talking about Hooter, who won buyer of the month last month. He's the calmest guy in the world, but he's had a lot of people back out on him lately. And do you remember me talking last week how he threw a fit and it happened again? So we were listening. We're in the buyer's office, and we heard him say, well, you know, Mrs. Smith, we had an agreement. I mean, I've already sent the transporter. They're there at your house to pick it up. And he was calling for the husband, and she's like, he's not here. Where is he? He's in the bathroom. Okay, well, we're. The transporter's there and says nobody answered the door. What's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you've gone all the way to have the transport there at the door. Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Well, he's in the bathroom. He can't talk, and he's not selling the car. So he lost it again. Hooter lost it. Yeah. Not to the customer. He kept his cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's very cool. But when he hung up, he lost it again. And I was keen enough to have my little handy iPhone recorder, and I pressed record, and if you Want to hear a nice guy? You ever heard the old saying, don't piss off a nice guy?

[Bob Floyd]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to this.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, well, you have a good day. Why am I getting every shaky deal up in this mother, man? God. Hey, I'm done. I'm done for the date. I can't take another no. Who was it? Greg came up with a 15 on this Dodge Challenger he's gonna deliver today at 5. Text him. Called him twice, and then call him the third time. And he's in the. Doesn't have enough balls to talk to me and tell me he's a comeback. You know what I'm saying? He lets his ass. Wife answer the phone because he's more of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Than his wife.

[Caller/Listener]

You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did he do somewhere else?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, well, you just decided to sell another car. And by then, I wouldn't. I wasn't even gonna face this, right. You know, go, oh, hey, send me the bin on that one. Let me hold you there. So I was like, fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, you know, it's been nice.

[Caller/Listener]

For you to, you know, be decent about it. Pick up the God phone. I've been calling you all God day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I mean?

[Caller/Listener]

What the man?

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I hate.

[Caller/Listener]

I hate people. Sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know how it feels, man. It's.

[Caller/Listener]

Man, it's been happening to me all week. All last week. It's been one flake after the next, man. What doing wrong? Hey, you, man, I'm just a magnet all of a sudden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Magnet.

[Caller/Listener]

I am a magnet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not laughing. I wanted to buy the damn car.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I did, too. I mean, great, man. You don't want to buy it, man, just text me. You don't even have to talk to me. Just say, hey, man, I'm not to sell the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lied. Tell me the truth. Tell me you lied.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm a liar, you know, and I can't even. I won't even talk to you. I'm going to get my wife to do it. Holy. He's from Mansfield. Go figure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's not how Hooter talks.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's from Manfield.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not how Hooter talks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Loses every once in a while, goes too far. That's funny.

[Bob Floyd]

I can commiserate. I'm kind of like that. I'm a little past aggressive until you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get to the point. And do you ever just snap?

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, yeah, yeah. And it makes me. It makes me laugh. It's so unlike my norm, you know, never seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the nicest Guy in the company, he's like you J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He really is. He's so straight laced. And he. He went out on the porch of the second floor and he just smoked him a smoke or he does a vape thing. And then he came back in, he's all cool and got back to work and started being polite again. But it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta blow it off every once in a while, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Take it home and kick the dog. Don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. So if you're dealing with. Don't we do we. We. We will respect our end of the deal. We respect our word. Please do the same for the buyers. Because they. They get paid $100 a car. That's how they get compensated.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And just lost 100 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then I get paid. That's how they eat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that's how I. And then we dispatch transport and this and that. And it costs money too. Anyway. That. That's a lot of bleeping in that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Well, there was more I had to take out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well maybe next time we should take out a little more. Just for the record. Aaron, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if we make a deal, are you gonna stick to it? Oh my lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

No pressure.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 15 GMC Yukon. Is it a Denali?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's a SLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have navigation sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

It has nav. No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Two wheel drive or four? Long or short?

[Caller/Listener]

Or short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

White with black leather interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And it has 35000 miles on a 15 Yukon. No roof. Clean carfax. 40 grand. You there?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you had a sunroof I'd get 42. The miles are 1000 miles or 500 miles away from warranty being out. And that's just the money on it. If. If you want to do it. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. We'll take it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Let me grab this one real quick. A 12 dodge half ton with 103. Kevin. Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller/Listener]

It's four wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 20 inch wheels and a hemi and leather?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the stuff. Okay. That truck is worth mid to upper teens if it's a laramie. Is that what it is?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not sure. I bought the truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me the vin go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and we'll get specific. I'll email you an offer letter. Joseph, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. Actually, John, this is a testimonial of my experience with selling my car through your company.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, great.

[Caller/Listener]

It was painless. It was effortless. You gave me the highest bid. Higher than Texas Direct or Carfax. CarMax. And the people that you have in your organization are very professional. And the time that you said that you would be there, you were, in fact there, and the transaction took place, and I just wanted to thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of car was.

[Caller/Listener]

Was a 2005 Lincoln Town Car. It had 25 or 26,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember this because you called in the show.

[Caller/Listener]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. And then you were gonna sell it to someone else, and that fell through. And then you called us back and said, hey, are we still good at 7? I think it was. Is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. And you didn't say no. You know, actually, I'm on. I'm only gonna offer you 6,500 or whatever it was. But no, you stayed true with your. Your original offer of 7,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

And I ended up selling it to you. And how did that. Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did the check pay?

[Caller/Listener]

I. I just deposited it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm being sarcastic. No, I mean, I know it paid well. They never do. They never do, sir. Yeah, I appreciate the call, man. I mean, and that's something we really, really do. We keep our word. I mean, you know, we're making a deal with you guys on honor. And I know in the car business, there's no honor. Well, there can be if we just all do what we say we're gonna do. If we would have gotten there and that car would have been covered in hail, we would have had to cut it. We would have had to back it up. But if you guys tell us right. We're telling you right. We'll do exact. That's awesome. Joe, you. Are you in Houston? Is that where you. If I remember right, you're down south.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Thanks for the call, dude. If you don't mind. Go to Yelp. Go to Yelp and leave that online or something. All the Reviews will help. 800-800-Radio. GiveMeTheEven.com JD Turley, Babo, and myself be back. Uno momento, por favor.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

And it is 10:33am on Memorial Day. Saturday, weekend. Happy Memorial Day. Weekend. We had a lot of action this morning. Much more than I was expecting. Weekend. Weekend. J.D. ryan, good morning. In, Bob.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, what do you say, old buddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna grab a call real quick just to show you guys what we do. We buy cars on the air and Steven.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

O2 BMW M3 with 85,000 miles. Stephen.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean, Stephen?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Red? No, no, no. Oh, it's convertible. Okay, I missed that part.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the progressive. You know, I guess both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got like a PDK kind of in it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Transmission. My God, life is funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a six to seven thousand dollar buyer.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. I've been offered eight already, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm looking at a market report. And here's one with 83 that sold for 76. And here's one with 85 that sold for 72. What? Why did. Will you take eight for it? If you'll take eight for it, I'll look real hard. Go to my website, givemetheven.com. push it. Let me look at the Carfax history, the way it's been maintained. Look at the pictures. Make sure the top's in good shape, the leather's in good shape, the tires are in good shape. And I'll go eight if that buys it. And after the show, when we're looking at the deals that are in the system. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. So Baylor, Baylor, Baylor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has a problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've been saying for a long time that Art Briles, I remember him from the high school days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And? And he was running a dirty program in high school building. We used to play against them. Stephenville.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dirty how?

[John Clay Wolf]

Steroids.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. So what happened? Turley, you're the sports aficionado. Rape or sexual assault?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So he's been known for bringing in athletes that are. Question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me clarify something. Art Briles got fired day before yesterday from Baylor as the head coach for those of y' all who live on the moon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct.

[Michael Turley]

And they also, I believe they suspended their president. President? I mean, it kind of. They got off light. President and the athletic director, but it went on the coach because he's the one that brings in these questionable athletes. And when I say questionable as far as their attitudes and they're just their back backgrounds and, you know, troublemaker people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who had trouble before.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. You know what you're doing you're recruiting. But he loved that type of player as a producer. Exactly. And it did.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, look at them. They've been a top 10 team for what, five years, four years now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Finally, they just got.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got fed up with it because.

[Michael Turley]

There'S so many allegations that were going out on campus of sexual assault.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And so he's gone parties, right? Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

And this is something that's not just happening at Baylor. There's other schools that have this happened, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course there are. Not just Baylor. And Dale Hanson's a guy in Dallas, a sports reporter. He gets up and he does his little thing about, you know, this is. Right. This should have happened. Why didn't happen before? There are people giving him death threats, Dale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, over up. I mean, come on. So you're. Some of them are saying, well, you know, the girl shouldn't have gone to those fraternity parties. You're blaming the girls for this?

[Michael Turley]

No, you can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

And Baylor really should have just got clean cleaned house. President, right? Athletic director all the way through.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a call on four. I think it's an old teammate of mine that he said he want to talk about the high school thing. Good morning. Sullans, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, man. How you guys doing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. What's on your mind?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I didn't know. I just found out last night that he was the head coach of Stephenville football. Back when we used to play them in the early 90s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, dude, they've got like 10 state championships.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I remember, like, I mean, they like kicked our butt like 44 to 6 or something like that the first year, and then we did a little better the second year. They only beat us like 20 to nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they were running like a growth hormone factory or something over there. I mean, you remember that? It was ridiculous.

[Caller/Listener]

We had one player on our team that looked like he took steroids. He didn't, but he was all shredded up. And half their team looked like our. Our one guy biggest player. Yeah. Our perfect specimen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember being in ninth grade, maybe it was eighth. And we're at halftime getting the pep talk from the coach. We're getting killed by Stephen. Bill just smoked. And Steve Brito said, coach, they all have beards, man. Do you remember that?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

They all have beards and they all talk like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah. Do you remember those guys? Because I got to know some. I mean, they were all Roy, Royd, Royd, running Roids through that thing left and right, and they never got busted for it.

[Caller/Listener]

I was gonna say, the first play of the game, they had, you know, I ran the ball up the middle, caught the nose guard standing up, knocked him down. He got all pissed off and started kicking me in the head when I was on the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Art Briles program in high school. Now, they ran a tough shot back then. This guy's been playing dirty pool for a long time. Maybe not dirty pool, but on the edge. I mean, allegedly, it's all alleged, but I can tell you from firsthand experience, when we were playing them in high school, it was genetically, massively outmatched. Would that be a true statement, Solons?

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thanks for calling in.

[J.D. Ryan]

How he ends up at a school like Baylor, which is.

[Bob Floyd]

He wins.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wins. That's how he wins. Football.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's how important football is. And that's. And Dale Hansen, who's a spare sports reporter, is the guy who got these death threats. He says that's how important football is to these people. They're willing to say, well, the girls shouldn't have gone to these fraternity parties. Are you high? Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, that cover up is the primary cause for all the controversy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right, right, right, right.

[Bob Floyd]

Any complaints that came in, they just kind of hush, hushed away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[Bob Floyd]

It's the Belichick syndrome, man.

[Michael Turley]

And you know what? He'll get a job somewhere else, too, which is. It's gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course he will. He wins.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll. We'll take it for the wins, Stephen. Oh, we're out of time. Stephen.08 Mustang bullet with a buck ten on it. Is it green?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought they're. I thought all the bullets were that weird green color.

[Caller/Listener]

Most of them are. They make them in green or black. 2001, and they made.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to do a little research on this car. I'm like 10 grand on the radio, but I'll give more after I research it. I do believe. Just go to givemetheven.com and load this thing up. We'll get a. We'll get on it after the show. Okay?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio is a call number. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

I just realized. Hello, everyone. We are. Our studio is actually located. We have a private studio in Fort Worth, Texas. And I just realized that we have three BFD tickets for tomorrow Sunday Eagles big show. Oh boy. So if you live in the Fort Worth area and you'd like three BFD concert tickets for tomorrow, we're gonna close shop here today at 4. But if you can make it by here, the studio, you can come by and pick them up.

[Michael Turley]

They don't have to do anything. You don't have to sell the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

To you or anything like that.

[Michael Turley]

Look at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just, just go to my website, givemetheven.com click email jcw it's in the upper right hand corner, said idle. I want the tickets and I will come pick them up today and do what you say you're gonna do. Because if I commit them to you, then I can't give them anyone else. And if you're not gonna make it over here to pick them up, then you're gonna screw everybody else out of a good time. So just go to give me the vin.com. click email jcw. I got three. Give me the VIN tickets. Give me the VIN tickets. BFD tickets for you. But you're gonna have to pick them up in Fort Worth, Texas over off Camp Bowie.

[J.D. Ryan]

When?

[John Clay Wolf]

Today? Today or 4 o'. Clock. Before 4 o'. Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm giving away freebies but please don't stand us up because I. There's plenty of people would love to have them. Dan 07 Ram half ton with a buck 35. Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller/Listener]

Two wheel Hemi or smaller V8, 4.7 small black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the big wheels or small wheels?

[Caller/Listener]

Big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean? Average crew cab or regular crew. Okay, if it's average truck, 6,600. You know it might go 7, 6 to 7,000. I need to see a picture. All right, go to givethven.com push me a picture and I'll get on it. Ben, I see this 13 Prius here and sorry I've been leaving you so long. I'm kind of staying. These cars are coming back a little bit because fuel prices are going up. But the, the hybrid market is directly related to the price of gasoline. And if it was mine, If I was you, if I was you, I would sit on this thing until after fall, until after the election. I believe that fuel prices are going to run right up around Christmas time to where they used to be. And then you'll be in a lot better shape. I think you'll make 2,000 more dollars if you hold it a little while.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not that big a hurry. This is the third one I've owned, I've loved these cars. Real good on the fuel mileage. I'm getting 49.8 miles right now, 78 miles an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I have them and I run them through my auction lane because I can't hand sell them to any dealers. They don't want them. They're just not in demand right now. And we're selling them way back a book because that's what they're bringing because there's no demand on on. But the demand will come right back as soon as you see that gas price hit 3 bucks. Then get ready to sell again.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, man, I'll hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Nick, is this a Dodge 3/4 ton of diesel?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I just got a Hemi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hemi. It's a 2500 though, right? Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Listener]

Four wheel drive. 8 inch lift on 37 inch toyos sounds. 20 inch fuel. 20 inch fuel wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna have to do some thinking on that. I'm so used to buying this truck in a Cummins, I don't even know how to think about a gas one because like 95% of them are Cummins. But the, the look, I love what you're describing. 135 of the miles. I'm thinking 12, 13, 12, 13 ish. Does that sound right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it sounds good to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well go to givemetheven.com and let's see a picture of this baby. I mean you say she's got big old boobs and long legs and it sounds like it's it, but I need to see it.

[Caller/Listener]

You got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bob Floyd]

She's going to shimmy when she hears my Hemi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. Wallace Edwards is in the studio today with his storyline.

[Bob Floyd]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Wallace. What are you going to tell us about? It's always behind the music and Backstories.

[Bob Floyd]

The story of a little band from Canada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Known as Rush.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Rush.

[Bob Floyd]

And they're awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we'll get to that in a minute. I'm not. I don't have time for this moment. But I do want to hear all about it. I always love your stories and remember Dallas, Oklahoma and the buzz. Listeners, we're out of here at 11. You can continue to stream us off of iHeartRadio for the next hour after. We're out at 11 and you can grab which one you can grab, you can grab Louisiana Planet Radio in Lafayette 105.1. Or the bear in Wichita Falls or the Bear in Abilene or Nash FM in Amarillo. All those are on iheartradio. And you can stream the last hour off of those if you're not in that listening area. We have. We have four hours of show every Saturday, but different affiliates take different time slots. Everybody takes three hours but, you know, 8 to 11 and then 9 to noon. So it kind of messes it up a little bit. Let me grab this Tahoe real quick. I like the miles on it. Andy, is this thing leather?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 800. 800. It's a Z71 with 76. Is it a tool drive or four?

[Caller/Listener]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 04 model. So it's got a little age on. It's an old body style. Does 6500 buy it? No, what buys.

[Caller/Listener]

Has. I mean, it almost looks brand new. It's just been me driving it to and from work. And really, it looks brand new. I'm looking at, on the, you know, yard sales, probably 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. See, my problem with that is, is the new body styles are bringing that. And everybody wants a newer body style. That 04 looks like an ooh. I'm not saying your truck's not pretty, but I just base them off the market. And people want to look fresher. They want to look like they spent more money. That's just the way the world works. And the newer body styles is what is bringing that kind of money. You've got great miles. That's the one thing that's keeping me on this. I'm gonna look it up real quick. If I raised to nine grand, would that get it done? God, that's a lot for. I don't know, man. I'm with you.

[Caller/Listener]

If you look at it. I mean, the thing is, it's kind of that unique body style that people kind of like still. I mean, I know people that will hold on to these things and tell the roached. I mean, I have a 01 Suburban at my ranch, and it's got 180,000 miles. Just your per mile.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the least you'll take for the car?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know. Probably 11, 5, 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want full blown retail, Retail, retail. And I can't blame you if you want to go through all that pain and misery. You can run your ads and test drive it and mess with all the people that can't get a bank loan on an 04 truck. And you might come across one guy that you're Talking about is in love with that body style. And he can write a check for it. But I will give nine grand. I think it's pretty. I might go to. I might go to 10. I might. It's still an OH4. If you, if you. If you will take nine to 10 for it. Go to givemetheven.com and load the pictures up. Let me fall in love with the pictures.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio frenesto signs. Wallace, I was gonna push you off till the next segment, but I think I'm gonna go and hear you now.

[Bob Floyd]

We've got a big day plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a Memorial Day.

[Bob Floyd]

Playing a little racquetball with Charlie Evans from Vandergrift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honda. Lord.

[Bob Floyd]

It's only because you can't really tee off on a wet fairway, so we're taking it inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Wallace, when you do all these name drops for these car dealers, do you get paid for it? Because it kind of feels like you're. Like you're doing plugola.

[Bob Floyd]

No, these are friends of mine, John. I'm a car man. Yeah, for a long time. I think you'll agree, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are.

[Bob Floyd]

It's what I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you, whenever you say someone's, that's your friend's name, you always say their business that goes along with it. It kind of feels a little light, like you're using my air to plug people's businesses.

[Bob Floyd]

I was talking to the guys at the service department at Moritz Cadillac the other day. They said the same thing. Yeah, but we all know the same people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

They run a nice shop over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do they?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they have an oil change special this week?

[Bob Floyd]

They've got a bird friendly shop door so they don't catch the pigeons and blackbirds inside anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, tell me about Rush Wallace.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, one of the darker periods in the memories of most baby boomers was the Cold War. That period between the post war 40s through the 1980s, when almost every nation on the planet shivered under the possibility of nuclear annihilation at the hands of either the United States, the Soviets, or both. Even our own most peaceful, peaceful neighboring Canada was not innocent in their strange attempts to gain an edge during the Cold War. One of their more diabolical and impactive Canadian Secret Service exercises was codenamed Operation Tom Sawyer. In this experiment conducted in May of 1951, more than a thousand unwitting male and female college students from every Canadian territory were selected on the basis of marked intelligence, overall good look, athletic ability and general good health, and heavily dosed with lysergic acid for weeks at a time in the hopes of finding some degree of psychic ability and or increased usability as soldiers in the field if war ever broke out. Of course, war never did, and by 1952, the Canadians dropped the curtain on that exercise. What the Canadians never counted on was the possibility of any two subjects of a Operation Tom Sawyer ever going on to become romantically involved, much less to eventually marry and produce offspring. But in some cases, that's exactly what occurred. And the results in every single case were astounding. The Canadians had a group of highly talented, athletically superior and physically gifted Super Soldiers on their hands, all born in 1952 and 53. The most exceptional among them were three male soldiers, subjects from different ends of the continent. One, Alex Livesson, born to a pair of Serbian exchange students in British Columbia, ran a 100 yard dash in only 6.9 seconds at the age of seven and was gifted with telekinetic and mind reading abilities. Young Neil Peart, located in a small farming town in Ontario, could levitate and had the ability to change his immediate position so fast that he could virtually become invisible for short periods of time. And the boy, codenamed Geddy Lee from Willowdale of North York, exhibited a strong strength of pyrokinesis, the uncanny ability to start fires using nothing more than his mind. These three and others were recruited as infants and trained in espionage, disinformation and the overthrow of foreign governments, among other black ops. Field applications by the Canadian army and war have comprised a formidable group of Cold War warriors. Fortunately for the rest of the world, by 1975, the Canadians had no interest in the Cold War and they allowed their Super Soldier babies to pursue any training they desired. What's most interesting is that as youngsters tired of the grind of high discipline that's required of military personnel, 99% of them chose music and the arts as their life exercise. And it was their top three, hurriedly sent to a safe house in Quebec and trained by top practitioners in the field of classical music, that gave us the Canadian band Rush, three musicians who, for going on 40 years now, create a wall of sound that's unbelievable, considering their sparse number. Perhaps what makes the band so listenable and renowned in the world of rock musicians is that through their collective acid fueled telepathic abilities, they know what we want to hear, and that's what they play. And the fact that Rush features the fastest drummer in the world and with that I'm Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never know. So they're like the. They're like the super friends, like from. From. From the cartoon days.

[Bob Floyd]

The song Smoke on the Water is actually based on something that happened with Geddy Lee.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bob Floyd]

In Amsterdam.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Bob Floyd]

He set the music hall on fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, J.D. i've opened a hell of a door on these tickets. I've got about 150 emails.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

How do I. That's your fault, man. I mean I just didn't think there'd be that many people.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. You were thinking maybe 10, 20. Yeah, 100 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What do I do with that? Well, the first one.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bob Floyd]

You have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the first one.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're all like, we will be there. I will be there by 4 o'. Clock. Please, please. I mean I feel about now I need to go buy some more again. I feel terrible.

[Bob Floyd]

The guys over at Grand Prairie Ford usually throw dimes for something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roll dice in the corner. 887, game of chance. 800-800-7234. Will you listeners out there? I'm going to have to randomly pick who. If anybody needs one and somebody else needs two, at least I'd feel better giving away to two different people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You have three tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got three tickets. I've got oddball split.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bizarre number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah ha ha ha.

[Michael Turley]

You want to close the gate on that right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no more. You know, real quick going out. Do we have time to play? I've had a lot of requests for GnR. No, it's good. We'll have to do it in the next hour. Guys. You're gonna have to stream us if you want to hear GNR singing acdc. It's a little bit. We did. It's pretty damn funny. And doing a hymns Axl Rose going religious as AC DC GNR. 800-800-7234 is the call in number. The website again is givemetheven.com. if I don't beat a Carmax offer, I will pay you a hundred dollars. You can go to CarMax. If you go to CarMax to get your bid, take a picture of their offer letter, shoot it to us. If we don't beat it, we'll send you a hunsky. That's all. I mean I don't know what else I can do to validate what I'm offering. We'll come to your house, we'll pick up your car, write a check. We'll pay off your payoff. Give me theven.com all the buyers in the buyer's office will be sending out email offer letters today until 4 o' clock and then they're gonna take the holiday off and they're off Monday, too. So we won't be getting back to you until Tuesday morning. But givemetheven.com givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf will be back next Saturday morning and you other guys that are staying on. We'll be back in a minute.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time. Time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

Good morning. We're back. Streamers and streamy Streaming land on iHeart. Hello. Thanks for rejoining us. And Amarillo, wichita Falls, Abilene, Louisiana. And of course, the big stick. ESPN 97.5. And here, Houston. Howdy. God almighty.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can relax a little bit. We're off. Those other stations, they've been on my ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, no, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they've been on my ass like.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to talk about it? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie says no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. No, then we're just gonna relax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, the show, the early part of the show didn't feel restricted. I mean, we. We relaxed, we had fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Now the cool kids can talk. Now we can relax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brenton, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm calling from the highway, driving down from Montgomery, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gotcha. Where do you live? Up there in Dallas?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's Lake Conroe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Conroe. Yeah, I got a story about an old gal from Lake Conroe, but I'll save that for another day.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, we all do.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 10 Wrangler with 59. Is it automatic?

[Caller/Listener]

Standard?

[John Clay Wolf]

Standard. Does it have a soft top?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it jeeped out at all or is it stock?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I got some all terrain tires on it. Nothing. It's not lifted or anything. And black rim.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's eight to nine grand, maybe ten. Yeah, I need to see it. Is it a four cylinder or six?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com when you get a chance. You can just take a picture with your cell phone. Just take, like, back off of it and take a side shot and then go to the front of it and take a front shot. And then when you load the thing, it takes 30 seconds, literally. Put the VIN number in. Put the miles, you can add photo one, add photo two off your phone, push it up and we'll email you an offer letter. But when I see it on these jeeps, there's just so much swing in them based off the way they look. Yeah, you know, it's like some, a lot of cars I can visualize because the. There's not that much variance in the models. But Jeeps, I mean there's just all different kinds of looks. I mean it's like, hi, I'm, I'm five eight, I weigh a hundred and forty pounds and I've got blue eyes and dark hair. You know, that could go a lot of different directions.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So on these Jeeps, I need to see it. But yeah, just do that and we'll, you know, I'm eight to ten grand buyer. All right, thanks. One more real quick. Turley. Raptors. I like raptors. Is. Has this. Randall, has this raptor turned 60,000 yet?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it's just over 60.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Is it the extended cab or the crew? Cab.

[Caller/Listener]

It's the crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they still make extended in 13? I don't remember.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, they still made them. It just not as they didn't feel as good as the crews did.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, in the next one I've had yours got the 6.2 liter, 60,000 miles average, rough or clean. And is there anything aftermarket done to it?

[Caller/Listener]

The only thing aftermarket I got on it's wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the factories if we don't like them?

[Caller/Listener]

Actually, I have the factories. They only have about 17 miles on them and they've been storage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, let's just bid it with the wheels, both sets. You know, I'm a 40 grand buyer.

[Caller/Listener]

40?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. With 60,000 miles.

[Bob Floyd]

I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

I'd have to kind of. Because.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it had, if the miles were in the 40s, which it should be, I'd be mid-40s on the money.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's still a three year old half ton truck. I mean, I'm not kicking it, I like it. But Yeah, I think 40 is a damn good bid. With 60,000 miles.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I think that's a little less than I would need to get for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, think about it. You know, Our website is givemetheven.com. we'll work it from there. Okay, thank you. Okay. Turley, you said the audio. The clip of the day is hilarious. Oh, yes. What's it about?

[Michael Turley]

Well, some audio I found online from Donald Trump and maybe he's drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I Don't know.

[Michael Turley]

But we have to hit the open first, though. It doesn't matter. How about that?

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go.

[Bob Floyd]

The big produce.

[J.D. Ryan]

So much money on this. That's probably enough, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we fade out here, that's fine. Yeah, because it goes on for another minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, you know, we paid money for this. Use it, get it.

[Michael Turley]

All right, so digging around a line and I came across this hilarious clip of Donald Trump drunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this really John?

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's really Donald Trump. And no, he's not drunk, but when you slow down his audio. Oh, he sounds like your drunk uncle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to this. 19 trillion. Going to 21 trillion, not billion. We have trillions. Nobody even knows what a trillion is. And these are guys that study, you know why they're so close to. Did you ever get so close to a deal or a job that you don't really see it? You don't see the big picture? And they also said it's not fair that we're carrying all these countries. I said that very strongly. We've got it now. One of the things that. And I didn't say get rid of NATO, but I'm prepared to walk.

[J.D. Ryan]

You, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Defend other countries and keep raising your taxes. You're the highest tax people in the world.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, that's perfect. I mean, dead on drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dead on drunk.

[Michael Turley]

There's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's another.

[J.D. Ryan]

How much much?

[Michael Turley]

It's not quite like 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, here's another nice one here. You know, you look at the Ukraine, we're always saying we'll fight, will this, will that. I don't hear any country over there talking about the Ukraine. It's always us talking. We're paying 73% the cost of literally of 28 countries. The United Nations. When was the last time you saw, you saw. I built a building right opposite the United Nations. Probably destroyed the building's value.

[J.D. Ryan]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they leave. I don't care. I don't care. I no longer care. I care about this. This is the big picture.

[J.D. Ryan]

Greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That is good. I'm surprised it took this long.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, now we need to slow down the John Clay Wolf show and see how it sounds.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you know what? That's a great idea. Yeah, I might do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, he sounds like an old drunk. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what?

[Bob Floyd]

Do you think you're bad. Eddie. This is beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a beautiful. This life.

[Bob Floyd]

This is my house, Eddie.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's so beautiful. Cameron. An 09 Silverado, is it a crew cab?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Listener]

It's extended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, four wheel drive or two. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

I would say that it's a little bit between rough and average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have, does it have. Does it have 20 inch wheels on it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's an LS or an lt. Lt. What were you saying about the back? Does it need some body? Bodywork?

[Caller/Listener]

A little bit. It had a dent that was popped out. Left a little ripples in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

150,000 miles. I'm thinking $7,000. It's extended cab, two wheel drive, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. That's not bad. I understand. 150,000. 45,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is your payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

44.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You know, I may go up to eight. I'm seven to eight. I'm. I'm holding a thousand because of the body damage. And I don't know, my guys might be able to fix it cheap. Can you give me some pictures of it?

[Caller/Listener]

I sure can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

The body damage really isn't that bad. It's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, if it's just ripples that I'm probably not gonna fix it because the miles are so high. Don't. It doesn't matter. So go to givemetheven.com and load her up and write on there what you'll take for it. And here's the pictures of the damage. Talk to John on the radio and they'll. We'll get it turned around this afternoon. Are you ready to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

I am, yeah. Ready to buy it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm ready to buy it. Okay, let's get going. Thanks. Go to givemetheven.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jose a 10 fusion with 81. Is it leather, cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

It's gloss.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be about five, six grand. With anyone?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's pretty clean though.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. It needs to be. But you know, I've been buying the that body style for three to 35 with a hundred and 110,000 miles. Yours has 81. I'm five, six grand. That's the money on it. If that works for you. Go give me the vin.com and load it up. I've taken more car calls today than I have in the past three months combined.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of calling. Yeah, a real busy day.

[Michael Turley]

They're driving in their car. Holiday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you've got, you got a hundred calls about your damn tickets. And also the thing you were gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the raccoon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Raccoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he captured a raccoon, went over to Kill it or keep it. You got 50 calls.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the. I love the fact that animal control guy called and cleaned it up. The real guy. Hey, I want to. I made a. I made a tease and I'd like to pay it off. We've had a lot of requests for Axl Rose does the gospel. And we do need to do that on those other stations because they're rock stations. But let's give the people what they want since we promised it. And this is Bobbo doing a off air bit. I think it's pretty funny. Everybody else does too. That's why they keep asking for it. We haven't posted on YouTube or anything. Probably should. Let's hear it.

[Bob Floyd]

K Tail Records is proud to present songs to inspire and lift you up. From the award winning lead singer of Guns N Roses, Axl Rose. His amazing conversion can show the world the way to Christ. On the new collection, Take Me down to Nazareth City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amazing grace. How sweet the sound that say.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a wretch Yes, I am, baby. And sings my sound I said savior God to me Whoa, how great thou art, Jesus, how great thou art.

[Bob Floyd]

And as primary songwriter on all those Guns N Roses classic tunes, Axl has the liberty to turn those songs into all new uplifting gospel classics.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know where you are, baby. You're in the water. You're gonna be baptized. You're swimming with Jesus, baby. Oh.

[Bob Floyd]

I've been hanging with my sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus he brings me hope and joy? He's gonna make the devil leave me alone. Oh, no, no Devil leave me alone?

[Bob Floyd]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa, whoa. Sweet son of God. Oh, my son of God.

[Bob Floyd]

And the classic chart topper, Paradise City's been born again. Just like Axel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take me down to Jerusalem City? Where the ground is brown the girls are covered I want to take me to my Lord I want to see my Lord Please take me to my lord give me $20.

[Bob Floyd]

Axl rose. Jerusalem City. Available now at all Michaels and Chick Fil? A stores.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chick Fil?

[Bob Floyd]

A. I might have two chicken sandwiches this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better than the Golden Corral buffet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Review of the week. Mazda Miata. They changed it up. It looks pretty sporty. It looks pretty good. After 30 years, they actually changed the body style.

Now it's time for the ride of the week.

Turley drove it because I was out of town. So Turley is going to do the review. I saw him pimping around it and he was liking his end of the deal, I bet.

[Michael Turley]

You know what? Yeah, I didn't want to to like.

[John Clay Wolf]

It, cuz I tell you liked it.

[Michael Turley]

I felt, you know, I was gonna, oh, I'm gonna look like a chick in a car, you know, that kind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of deal and stuff. Well, you did. I loved it.

[Michael Turley]

Seriously?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You know, for 30 grand, that's what the cost on it. It's got, it's a soft top convertible.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

But you can literally take that top, you're sitting down, pop it with one arm and shut it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

And when you, if you're like, oh, manual. Yeah, manual. And if it's raining, oh, guess what? Just reach back, put it back on. No problem at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know what I was looking at. When I got back in town, I saw you driving across the lot and I was like, what the hell is that? Is that a Z4? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this the 17 or 16?

[John Clay Wolf]

16.

[Michael Turley]

It looks like the Z4.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like a BMW Z4 a little bit. But I was like, that's not a BMW. What is that? I didn't know what it was.

[Michael Turley]

It scoots really good. I mean it. Miata was always known for hitting the turns nice and easy, but it felt stiff. More like a BMW.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pulled up some pictures. Yeah, it looks like a Z1, doesn't it? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Was that cream color with the black rims on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. I loved it.

[Michael Turley]

The sound system, really good too. For convertibles you usually have to have, you know, you have to have some sound. Fine. Touchscreen for me. For 30 grand. If you're just wanting a weekend driver.

[J.D. Ryan]

30.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 grand.

[Michael Turley]

Weekend driver. I would highly. I would. Yes. Over, over a BMW. Because those Z4s are what, 45, 50. 50 grand. If you're looking in for a. Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're a ton of money.

[Michael Turley]

If you want to compare the two. Oh yeah, go with me.

[J.D. Ryan]

New body style.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they, they. It's basically a little larger on the outside. Inside still, you know, you're. If you're 6 foot, it's going to be just about right size. If you're anything taller. Yeah, don't, don't, don't even bother.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm going back and forth comparing it to the 15. Yeah, they really, man, they did a great job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Audrey, good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Audrey, hi, thanks for holding.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hi, Audrey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where, where are you joining us from?

[Caller/Listener]

Garland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Garland, Texas. Okay. A 14 Scion TC. What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a, it's a, it's called in engine silver, but it's a 10 series edition. So it's got light up badges and embroidery format.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 22000 miles. Automatic or stick?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a both. It's a sequential, it's a. It's an automatic. But you can turn it into a fit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got 22 on the clock and it is worth $12,000. It's $12,000 car and that's what I can pay for it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, that's what I was really kind of just debating on whether I wanted to trade it in or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do you. What do you want to trade it in on? What do you want to get?

[Caller/Listener]

I need a truck. So we were looking at Tacoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go see Charlie Evans at Vandergrift Toyota in Arlington. Tell him I sent you. Tell them I'll give 12 grand for your car and that you want to invoice deal on a Tacoma and use my name. He's one of my best friends and he will hook you right up. He owns the place. Charlie Evans at Vanderriff Toyota. I know I sound like Wallace.

[Michael Turley]

Say hi, Wallace.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just true. We've done some fun things together. We shot up a house one time.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

We really did. Do I need to dump you? No, no, no, no, no.

[Bob Floyd]

You're gonna give me my 60 bucks now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what happened. We were at a. We were at a hunting lease a friend of mine owned and they just bought property next to their hunting, their ranch, and they bought like 300 more acres. And there was a new house that was built on it. But these people are real rich and they just want to tear it down. Just tear it down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tear it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

The middle of Sweetwater, Texas. So they were going to doze it and we were. We've been drinking a little bit. We've been dove hunting all afternoon. There was a group of us and we went in there and shot the place up. Really? It was so fun.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Let aggression out right there. When you destroy something, just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just pumping 12 gauge slugs into porcelain toilets and cabinets. And I mean, it was really fun. I mean, Charlie and I have that. We. We still talk about that. It's been, you know, about 20 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was a TV station over where the Arlington Globe Life park is now, where the rangers play. Before it was right there where the stadium is. And they had to destroy it. And they let my friend and I, Russ, go in and just completely. Just knock out windows, break chairs, just destroy it internally. It was so much fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot of fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

It really was.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to pay to go to A concert or go to Six Flags. I'd rather pay to do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh man, it was so much fun.

[Michael Turley]

I believe there's therapy that it has where you can actually take and destroy homes with sledgehammers.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah. Online.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've done it with it with a 245 caterpillar backhoe. That was really fun too. We'll talk about that and more coming up Next on the JCW Show. 800800 radio is the call in number or you can always go to givemetheven.com to get your bid on your car.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

Did you see where Takata airbags another 12 million. Dude, these guys, how are they still in business?

[J.D. Ryan]

Eight automaticers announced a recall affecting more than 12 million. How are they 12 more million vehicles? Honda is, we're calling 4.5 Chrysler, 4.3 goes on and on and on and on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's like every airbag that's been made is faulty.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

What does this do to the market though? For nothings.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it does nothing because everybody still wants the cars have been driving them for years. Like hell with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Now the dealers that are on stop sells with them. Like so if you're a Chevrolet dealer, right, and you have this car that is on the list, you cannot sell it so they have to wholesale it and then, so then the independent dealers, the non Chevy stores, Joe's auto sales, right. He's going to have more nice Chevy trucks than he's used to having and the people are going to buy them from him. Is what's happening. BMWs. The BMW dealers aren't buying them but the independent dealers are the Internet sellers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell me again, what's the deal with the airbags? They go off or they don't go off, so they, they go off to too hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's literally a shotgun shell in the airbag.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has no shot in it obviously.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the discharge is that of a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shotgun shell and so it breaks your face.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Like so just like any shotgun shell, you've got number ones, number twos, number sixes for dove and field load, you know and they, they use too high of a gunpowder mix.

[Bob Floyd]

So it's got a very effective concussion.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but it still only goes off in an accident. Doesn't just randomly pop, but when it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pops it's hurting people. 10, 10 or 12 confirmed deaths. Of taking a blow to the head. But how many people have they saved?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, how many people have died because the seat belt cut their head off? That's a little graphic.

[J.D. Ryan]

But, but, but accurate. I mean, of course it's happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all the seat belts need to be recalled. I, I don't know, man. It's just nobody can make anything that's good enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's that coming? There you go. Well, that goes with this. Weird. When did we. When did this happen? Where everything offends. Offends everybody. I mean, it just didn't. Ten years ago, it didn't seem like this.

[Michael Turley]

It's social media.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that what it is? That's what's doing it.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody knows about stuff now that can be offended.

[J.D. Ryan]

And now I have a voice because I have Facebook Live.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're a blogger, and I'm a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Blogger and I can tell you that I'm offended by the shirt you're wearing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have been heavily reprimanded by radio stations on some of the topics we hit that are non PC.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I mean to the point that it. I get it. I mean, okay. You know, transmissions, trannies or stick shift and automatic on this show going forward.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, it's just, you know, that's what the world. World talks about. Go to a party.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But it's like if we're, if we're talking about something on that topic that's in the paper. Yeah. We've got to read it like a news report.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can't comment on.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can't throw an opinion.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, takes a lot of the fun out of what we do. We can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Apparently not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Apparently not. I mean, we can, but it's just going to cause a lot of heat and I'm just, I'm too busy to put out a bunch of fires during the week. I mean, I've spent so much time jacking with these colors, with these groups, and it really hasn't been an issue. There's been no one. But it's just the threat of an issue.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't cross the line. I've been doing this a long time. This show does not cross the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it doesn't, but where is the line now?

[J.D. Ryan]

It moves.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've been doing this a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is your life a different place?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's. It's different than it was in the 70s. Yeah. But it's. It's further back. You get away with more.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did a Bit earlier of Hooter having a meltdown and Turley bleeped out the cuss words.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the. But he did tight bleeps on him where you can really hear it in your brain what's happening. And I'm telling you, I'm probably going to hear about that come Monday.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's absurd. Because they were all believed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it.

[Michael Turley]

You remember when the Janet Jackson incident happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I have heard more about that this week than I've heard since it happened.

[Michael Turley]

That's the whole.

[Bob Floyd]

That's when it started.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no doubt.

[Bob Floyd]

You won't even hear, like, unedited versions of life in the fast lane on the radio anymore. Or money for nothing, you know, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's funny you bring all this up because I've heard all of this. This week. We talked about the money for nothing. That little blank with got his own jet air. Yeah. That little blank is a millionaire.

[Bob Floyd]

Won't hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Won't hear it. Life in the fast lane. I forgot what the word is.

[Bob Floyd]

Who's nap this highway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Haven't seen a GD thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'll never forget because everybody got pulled in. This was when I was at top the the ticket and everybody. I mean, everybody at the station, we had a meeting and what can be played and not played. And I remember some of the older guys are like, rolling their eyes like, you're kidding me. It was like. It was kind of those historic moments in radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was where you just go, really? Yeah, really. This is where we're getting down to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

It's known as the year that the FCC grew teeth.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. We played for seven years. We played eight years. We played a drop on this show of Jeff Spicoli and Fast times at Ridgemont High. Never thought twice about it. Oh, those guys are blanks. Yep. And that caused a stir, a big stir.

[J.D. Ryan]

You understand? If they tried to make Blazing Saddles today.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They couldn't do it. Yeah, well, Quentin Tarantino could if.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, it's R rated. You can't do it. I mean.

[Bob Floyd]

It'S still being done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they could do it. Yeah. Quentin, turn. I mean, they could do it. It just wouldn't be. It would have a lot of groups fighting against. I really believe what's happening here right in this moment in time is the activists have been working on building, no pun on the wall, but they've been building this wall for three decades, let's say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Donald Trump is scaring the hell out of him that he's fixing to Erase all the work they've done. That's what I think. And I think we're here. We're getting a surge before. Before.

[J.D. Ryan]

Before the storm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. That's because look at the way our future president. Roll your eyes. Maybe I'm wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whatever you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

But let's call. Let's say he does win. Look at the way he speaks, period, in the story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unlike anybody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Let's throw all those immigrants over the Rio Grande back over a wall. I mean, unlike anyone else ever. So he's non PC obvious and he is going to. I mean, so if the president speaks like that, can we. Well, of course. And that's what the wall that those lines are fixed to move again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Scared to death.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. They're going to lose a lot of the traction that they've gained. And I think that this is the surge. So.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's John's theory. Obama rap. Speaking of President. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Obama raps.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, that's a fun little video I found online too. Just so we have to play both sides.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, sure.

[Michael Turley]

You can't pick sides.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, God forbid.

[Michael Turley]

So you heard the song Hotline Bling?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't mean God forbid. I just mean some spiritual being forbid. Go ahead.

[Michael Turley]

You know the Drake song Hotline Bling?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody has been played over and over and over.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So somebody got really creative and took Obama's speeches and actually had him do Hotline Bling song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's kind of cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

You used to call me on my cell phone late night when you need my love Call me on my cell phone late night when you need my.

[Caller/Listener]

Love And I know when that hotline bling. God, that can only make one thing I know when that hotline blink that can only mean one thing. Ever since I left this video. Got a reputation for yourself now everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Knows and I feel left out Girl.

[Caller/Listener]

You got me down, you got me stressed out. Cause ever since I left the city.

[John Clay Wolf]

You started wearing less and going out more glasses of champ out on the dance floor hanging with some girl I've never seen before you to call me on my cell phone late night when.

[Caller/Listener]

You need my love.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Call me on my cell phone. That's some.

[Michael Turley]

That's some hell of editing. That's all I know to take the time to find those clips. So kudos, whoever put that out there, that's for sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course, the Chewbacca mom has one out too. This way.

[Michael Turley]

I've got that.

[J.D. Ryan]

This woman, by the way, she's from Dallas Fort Worth and I Even know her brother and have not been able to get an interview with this lady. It was easier, and I'm not kidding, it was easier to get credentials to be at the space shuttle launch than it was is to meet this woman.

[Michael Turley]

She's been on Today show, everywhere, late night show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I caught her right before I got her brother. And I went, hey, can I talk to your sister? I mean, right as it took off and he goes, well, let me. By the time he got back to me, she was gone. She was New York, she was la, she was everywhere her.

[Michael Turley]

And now she's got a little mix here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trey Foss. Hang on a second. I'll get to your car in a minute. Okay, Here we go.

[Caller/Listener]

Watch. Hey, hey, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went to Coles today. Shame.

[Caller/Listener]

I bought this for my son. Let's be honest, he'll probably confiscate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

However, when it says done, this is mine at the end of the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

And Cole gave her like $2,500 worth of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody Facebook.

[Michael Turley]

I can't. I. I don't even know what to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was just.

[Michael Turley]

It's a tense, what, 15 second video.

[Caller/Listener]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just laughing.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was playing with Facebook Live. Just laughing with the Chewbacca face.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm still sitting here messing with these tickets. I can't believe how many people we got that want this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now tell us what tickets we're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we're in a different city now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was. It's a show in Dallas. Bfd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just threw a little quick hit out there. If anybody wants some tickets, just kaboom.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got a million. My God, they're listening, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Trey Foss, good morning. On the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got an 11F150XLT is a two wheel driver. Four, two six cylinder or eight?

[Caller/Listener]

Eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Bench, front seat with the 6040 thing or a bucket front seat.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got the 6040.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Silver. Black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Average rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Between. Between clean and average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm a 12 grand buyer.

[Caller/Listener]

12 grand. All right, Good website.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to givemetheven.com. put it in. We'll get her lined up and we'll come to you and pick it up.

[Caller/Listener]

We'll do, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Needs a clean carfax. Anytime I'm bending these cars, I'm assuming clean carfax. The accident history. I might have to adjust on this one. Maybe not. Because trucks hold the bad carfax. Better.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Car? Yeah, it's weird. I don't get it. Have you noticed that, Turley, you can still get some action on a truck? Yeah, Carfax. But if you've got like a Camaro.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corvettes.

[Michael Turley]

Is it the buyer that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that why. Yeah, I mean it all. Everything's driven by the retail buyer, period.

[Michael Turley]

And they don't care. I don't care if it's been a wreck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they care, but they're just like. It's a heavier.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it survived the wreck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, yeah, it survived the wreck, but a lot of them aren't bad, man. Carfax over reports terribly, terribly. And we have a product coming out in about a year that's gonna fix a lot of that on diminished value. Yeah, I'm excited about it. What else you got in the news, boss?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's see what else we have here. Well, former NFL running back Ricky Williams is set to assume a key role in Power Plant Fitness. Which sounds like a good idea, right? It's a workout gym. It just happens to be a marijuana friendly gym. Expected open this fall in San Francisco.

[John Clay Wolf]

He never got over this, did he? I mean, this, this marijuana deal, it carries.

[J.D. Ryan]

Embracing it, right?

[Michael Turley]

He's an activist. That's what he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

The CEO of the company says having Williams as their partners uses the F word. Awesome. Because he exemplifies a successful and very athletic person who also uses cannabis. He says Ricky is a smart and talented athlete. I said my mission, my first of my first venture was to show the world that that cannabis is not bad and does not make people lazy or stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[Michael Turley]

And do you hear what they can do in the gym? No, you just light up smoke while.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re just doing some set of curls.

[Michael Turley]

Pressing out some bench press.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I'm gonna get a hit it real quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't feel it's like having a bar and a 24 Hour Fitness. I mean, hey, let's have a beer and push some weights around.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, you can't smoke calories though, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. My point is if you're.

[Michael Turley]

It doesn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's counterproductive.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, yes, I agree.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, this guy, this guy obviously was smoking his own. His own stuff. Out of York County, South Carolina. A clover man arrested Wednesday after investigators saw an online offering of marijuana for sale on Craigslist. I sell weed. 200 bucks. Seriously, dude. And he's surprised when the authorities.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[J.D. Ryan]

Knocked on his door and One more marijuana story. Mississippi authorities looking into an unusual incident where the family dog fetched a pound of marijuana. Don't know where it came from, but the dog just showed up at the door. Jones County Sheriff's officer said in a statement. The homeowner said his dog brought home a bag of pot. He thought it was filled with garbage. No, but filled with dough.

[John Clay Wolf]

My buddy's dad is dying of some kind of colon cancer. Slowly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody's missing a bag of dope.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I tied back in one watch. Okay, so he. His dad, straight lace. He was a CEO of a big company. I'm not gonna say which one. Everyone knows what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like, dad, you need to smoke some dope and you're fixing to die. And. And so they go to the head shop and they get him the. You know, he's a rich guy and he buys the best stuff, and he got him a bag of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where do they live? What state?

[John Clay Wolf]

Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got him a bag of the turbo weed.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can do that here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you go to head shop, buy bones and stuff, can't you?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he got the weed from somewhere else.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I was going to say, okay, the weed. Okay, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he got the fancy weed from Colorado.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, I mean, he said we got so stoned, our toenails were moving around. His dad was like, I can't feel my feet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, what's the punchline? Did it help him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he liked it. He likes it. And he's. He's like, you know, having a little fun with it, and it's helping his pain go away. But. But it's crippler weed, man. And. And cripplers, like, where you can't function.

[Michael Turley]

Baba knows all about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, you know, Crippler weed is. Make you fall down.

[J.D. Ryan]

At a concert.

[Bob Floyd]

Make you fall down, break your glasses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Upset the staff, get your ride to the infirmary at the. At the Coca Cola Starplex.

[Caller/Listener]

Sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crippler Bavo got hit by some crippler about three weeks ago. We've got to go. We'll be right back in momento, Porter. We'll take some more calls. If you're calling 800-800-RADIO, or like always, you just go to givemetheven.com, give me the vi n dot com. We'll buy your car.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

New affiliates, new listeners, guys that don't know who the hell we are. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ryan.

[Bob Floyd]

And me, Bobbo Michael Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo. We do this. We've been doing this for. I gotta figure out when, But I think 10 years will be June, next week or the next 10 years. Wow. It's been a while. Started in a little car dealership. No, it started in a little radio. Not a little radio. It started in a radio station in wichita Falls, Texas. 94. 9 the Outlaw. Yep. And then I bought an ESPN station and moved it to my car dealership, Wolf Ford Dodge up in Vernon, Texas, which we've since sold. But, yeah. I'll never forget getting on the radio to learn this business and start doing a noon show straight read, like Rush.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. Co host.

[Michael Turley]

You're out on an island.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would never.

[John Clay Wolf]

That will get your teeth cut. You said you did it in San Antonio.

[J.D. Ryan]

I lived in San Antonio for nine months. And it was the most painful, painful nightmare keeping you up at night. Crap you'll ever do because you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a microphone in front of your mouth.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And air. And that's it. My wife called. She'd listen to me, and she said, babe, can you put some. That's where the music under the show came from, really. She's like, you need to do something to break it up. It's just you out there. It's like you're naked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too dry.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I started playing music beds underneath me. And that's where that came from. And that's stuck ever since. But she's like, I just. It just sounds. She said, you sound good, but it sounds painful.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's very few people that can pull off the One man show. Very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh is the most talented. Call and Cowherd. Those are the two most talented guys, in my opinion, because they could run solo.

[Michael Turley]

Well, now, Collins new show. He really has sidekicks and stuff now, and he's kind of gone away from it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush is really the.

[Michael Turley]

There's a couple other conservative type broadcasts.

[J.D. Ryan]

People don't realize how hard that is when they listen to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't realize, let's rush three hours, four hours. We got to get hopped up on oxycontin. And I tried that one day, and it worked like a champ, man.

[Bob Floyd]

Now, ladies and gentlemen, now, look.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've.

[Bob Floyd]

Only taken the downers, as we call them in the business, 20 years or more. I buy them cheap, and I take them for you on the excellence in broadcasting network.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'S greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where's the talent come from, Mr. Limbo?

[Bob Floyd]

Talent on loan from God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does he really, really says that? Dude, seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talent on loan.

[Bob Floyd]

The golden microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

He makes Glenn Beck look stupid. I don't understand.

[Bob Floyd]

Glenn Beck makes Glenn Beck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I just don't. I, I just haven't. I mean, he has a lot of people. I'm sure there's people shaking their head. Wolf, you're wrong. What about Glenn Beck? Because he's got, he's got a big audience, but man, I just don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does he anymore? I'm not sure that he does anymore.

[Bob Floyd]

Was really cool about 15 years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

And he has slowly gone more and more and more conservative. He switched his religion. He's a Mormon now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he really? He's got those glasses every Monday.

[Bob Floyd]

I couldn't wait till Mondays on the Glenn Beck program because he would do what happened last night on the Sopranos. And his take, he and his sidekicks talking it around kind of like we do, same style. That's the kind of show we used to do. And now it's all political. He just, he's fallen into politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do you remember when he did his revolution at the Texas stadium?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a lot of people showed up. He's like an evangelist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but really falling off quickly. Didn't he take his broadcast off broadcast radio? And it's all paid per view now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like an evangelist. Doesn't it sound familiar?

[J.D. Ryan]

And the problem is nobody followed him. Nobody said, that's not worth paying for.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, you're not gonna pay for radio. No, There's a gazillion shows on. A gazillion. Well, you know, with iheartradio out there, right. You can listen to anything you want.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anywhere around the world, any time of day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Commercials. Come on, you skip.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got one quick news story I want to catch before this is, you know, kind of serious. A lady in a steakhouse. Dupree House, actually. It's a senior living community in Cincinnati, Ohio. She was choking on a steak this week. Got very serious. So. So, you know, do you think hopefully maybe somebody could help her out? Guess who was sitting next to her in the steakhouse?

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dr. Henry Heimlich.

[Bob Floyd]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

96 year old Henry Heimlich picked her up, spun her around and launched the steak out of her throat. Of all the people to be sitting next to you when you choke.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's still at 96, he's still strong enough to pack a punch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Picked her up, spun her around And. And it was gone. She. He placed his arms around her waist, fist below the rib cage, just above the belly button.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he sexually assault her?

[J.D. Ryan]

Pressed three times. And Patty Gil Reese, who was 87, coughed out the beast of hamburger. I just love that story. If that happens to you, who do you want sitting next to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of punching people, what happened? You said something about odor. The ranger odor. That punch punched out Bautista. Well, there was a guy who deserved it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fort Worth barbecue place offered him. Offered odor barbecue for life. Kind of as a joke because he. Because he punched the guy out. Now he's getting. They're getting death threats from Canada.

[Michael Turley]

Well, those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those.

[Michael Turley]

We know those Canadians, man. They don't take that stuff lightly.

[J.D. Ryan]

We come down there and with your barbecue there, all take off. You crazy guys. We'll bring some back bacon down and beat you with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate Canada.

[Michael Turley]

It's great now when Batista's at whatever like he was in New York this past weekend, so they start chanting, o door.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, door.

[Caller/Listener]

Odor.

[Michael Turley]

Odor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

They start taunting himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Haim barbecue. H e I m. So if you want to go buy and celebrate, give these guys some money. Heim Barbecue. Haim hem Barbecue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know, you can take your old.

[Bob Floyd]

Shore, put it where the sun don't shine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sent in a story there. It's actually named one of America's top up and coming barbecue spots. They're just outside of Fort Worthy. I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're out of time, Gene. I see you there. Is. Does this caravan have. Does this caravan have leather?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's both seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the long one or the short one?

[Caller/Listener]

I think it's the long one. Yeah, it's a nice. It was my mom's original car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course, it's a three grander. It's a three grander if it's nice with those miles.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I'll get the van. We're headed over there to her house today. We'll get the van and I'll send it to you and get online with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Thanks, man. Thanks for calling. Where you. Where are you calling from? Texas. 97.5 ESPN.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, man. Been a fun show. Been a great show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has been a good day. It was better than I thought with the neutered down version.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good to see you, sir.

[Bob Floyd]

I didn't think it was neutered down, dude. Dude, we're cool. It doesn't matter.

[J.D. Ryan]

What. We're not at all. Michael Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

No pains. You didn't have any pains or anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, my Leg pains. I was crying about when we first got on the radio. They went away.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that's good therapeutic John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me, I'm me. Or what's left of me after last week's chewing.

[Michael Turley]

He came in. Yeah, he came in yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's growing pains, man.

[Michael Turley]

He was like a neutered dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just about two hour beat down with people telling me how bad you are.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, well, we've all had it though.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're biz, we're your friends, but we're gonna stab you. Is that all right? No, it's not all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've had a beat down bomb.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh yeah, we've all had, we've all had programming experts. Listen, if you can't make a show if you're not what we call the talented type, you program.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

It's like teachers, they're, they, I mean they're great but some of them are, you know, had other professional ideas or they can't do do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they teach.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I did it.

[Bob Floyd]

I did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's going to help me a lot with all the programmers that are listening right now. Thanks guys, that's great. You got any more nuggets of information that will help me through my next week?

[Bob Floyd]

48 seconds, real quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Funny story. When I was at a top 40 station in Dallas, Fort Worth, I had a program director came in, pulled me into his office, said 20. You talked 20 seconds yesterday about that tornado warning. Our research shows that people in Texas don't care about the weather. Don't do it again. I went, we're in trouble. Our program director thinks people in Texas don't want to hear about a tornado warning. Okay, here's Duran Duran.

[Bob Floyd]

It's the old joke, the difference between God and director. God doesn't think, he's a program director.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller/Listener]

Ladies and gentlemen, that wraps this little show up. Y' all move right over. Buy you some Bibles or go back down the lane and buy you whatever you want.