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John Clay Wolf
Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show, America's largest weekend morning show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. Check out the podcast@jcwshow.com or john claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf Show.
Gigi
Waiting for the breakup day. Searching for something to say to know who screws in my stuff during the week. Somebody sits here. Y'all haven't heard me in a while, right?
Bob
I've noticed this.
Turley
Yeah, it's been a week.
Bob
I've noticed when I come in every week, my keyboard's way up here in my mouse. I think the maid comes in and moves everything and wipes down.
Gigi
Okay.
Bob
But she doesn't move it back.
Gigi
What do you think? She puts my headphones on and jams out.
Bob
I would not doubt it.
Turley
That would be great if she does.
Bob
Headphones are commonplace to us, but I'm telling you, non radio people get around a set of headphones, there's no telling what kind of stuff they do. It's like women in the undies department.
Gigi
You know, Every week I come in here and get on the air and my headphones are either blown out or turned all the way down. So someone is sitting at my seat and jacking with my headphones. Who is it, Bryce? Is it you?
Pre K
It is not me.
Gigi
Do you ever see. I know she's speaking to English and she's really nice and moves very quickly, but have you ever seen the maid with my headphones on during the week? No, but maybe. Is Gigi?
Bob
Gigi there?
Gigi
Yeah. Hey, G. Yes, I hear. I'm right here.
Bob
Hey, Gigi's back, everybody.
Pre K
What's up?
Gigi
Do you have a cut on the side of your neck?
Pre K
I have a big cut. Like, can you see it right here?
Gigi
Oh, let's see.
Pre K
Yeah, you see it?
Gigi
Yeah. You need to get like. I know you got a good looking wig. You need to get a wig. Yeah, like a beard wig that long. Like a barbecue pit master.
Pre K
Yeah, I'll have to do that.
Gigi
And it can cover that. Hello. Yeah, my name is Gigi.
Pre K
I need a choker.
Gigi
I have a big radio voice. Yes.
Bob
No, you're right. Gigi. Get one of those black lace chokers.
Pre K
Yeah.
Bob
That'S hot.
Pre K
That's right.
Bob
And you hot already. But that would make you.
Gigi
So they cut your neck open and they went into your thyroid and they cut some of it off or did they take it all off?
Pre K
They took my isthmus. And they're gonna have to go back. They Called me yesterday. They have to go back and take my thyroid. So I'm gonna. Bigger scars.
Gigi
So there's no reason to mess with the scar now because they got to go back in.
Pre K
I know.
Gigi
Why didn't they do it while they were in there?
Pre K
Well, they said that they were going to check and see if the thyroid was okay, and they got the pathology report. It's not okay, so they got to take it back.
Gigi
So did you hear about the guy that went to the proctologist? The guy that went to the proctologist.
Pre K
He won't bite.
Gigi
He wasn't feeling so good.
Pre K
Okay.
Gigi
So when the proctologist did his examination, what me? First of all, have you gotten a second opinion on all this?
Pre K
Yeah, I have, as a matter of fact.
Gigi
So the proctologist is examination, and he pulled his hand out, took his glove off, threw it in the trash, put another glove off on the left hand, went back in to do it again. And the guy's like, hey, doc, why'd you switch hands? And he said, I bet you. I assumed that you wanted a second opinion.
Bob
When I heard the proctologist said, do you mind if I smoke?
Gigi
Yeah.
Bob
And I don't know how that one went.
Gigi
8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It is the Saturday before Thanksgiving.
Bob
Thanks, doc.
Gigi
And we have not been. We have not been kicked off of a radio station in almost six months, so.
Bob
Ever done time?
Gigi
I know it. And normally it's the holidays that get me in trouble because I get a little loopy and I say things that offend or. So if you'd like to listen to more offensive material during the breaks, you can always join the YouTube stream, which is. And there's a group. How many people are on there right now?
Bryce
500.
Gigi
They line up.
Bryce
I know they do.
Gigi
They line up.
Bryce
They're on before we get on.
Gigi
They're there waiting for us.
Bryce
They're talking to each other.
Gigi
So there's this gathering place under the tree on Saturday mornings for coffee and cigarettes, and some guys are one bench over smoking a little weed, and then two benches down there drinking already.
Bryce
Yes.
Gigi
So there's this park, and it's in cyberspace, and if you'd like to join the gallery, and they're all chatting, and you can see it in the chat room bar on the side. And if you'd like to join it, you go to jcwshow.com and just click the thing that shows all of our faces, and it'll take you straight to that YouTube stream. And you can Meet other hoodlums and insurrects such as yourself. It's like an AA meeting. It is online.
Bryce
Hi, my name is Wolfaholic.
Turley
Should and I'll run this by you first. What about if we give some swag to the top contributor in the chat room?
Gigi
Oh yeah, for that show. I have a problem with that. Let me tell you why I have a problem with that. Is there some very. I don't. Obviously I'm doing a show so I can't watch it, but I've looked time to time and there's some very vocal people. And then the chat gets going so fast that nobody can keep up with it.
Turley
So that catches our eye maybe.
Gigi
So if you do that, it's just going to blow up or nobody can read anything. But something that catches our eye. What would that be?
Turley
I don't know.
Gigi
Well, don't put something in the chat.
Turley
Room and then something's funny. Something that's, you know, that maybe we used on the air.
Gigi
A joke that we can use on the air.
Turley
Something that's contributing to the show.
Gigi
And we'll give you a T shirt. You can go to the at the same thing JCW show. There's a merch button and it shows T shirts and hats and such. And we'll give one away. Okay. Thank you, turley, for taking $20 out of my pocket right out of the game.
Turley
I want to figure out how to spend your money real quick.
Gigi
Speaking of, did we push last week on our bets?
Turley
We did push, John. So you're still down $175 plus the hundred that you're going to lose because the Cowboys are not going to win more than seven games this year.
Gigi
So there's no chance.
Turley
No.
Gigi
So did we even bet the Cowboy game last week?
Turley
No, we're not betting them. There's no reason. They're terrible. They're going to lose by at least 10 points every game.
Gigi
I mean, we can do this again at 10 o'clock, but that's hours later. You don't have to play the sound or just talk. Just talk to me, honey.
Turley
I like to play the music.
Gigi
That's flavor. So what did I bet for the Bills to beat kc? Yes.
Turley
Yes. So you won that one.
Gigi
Correct.
Turley
And then you also.
Gigi
So when I saw that, I'm like, oh yeah, I won it all. No. So I only won one.
Turley
Yeah, you lost the Georgia Tennessee bet. Also lost the Raven Steelers bet. But then you won the UT Arkansas bet. So cuz UT did end up. I thought Arkansas would hold. It would lose by Worse. No. Lose worse than 10 points. And you said no, and so you got that. So there's a push. So there is hope, John.
Gigi
There is hope for mentally challenged people that, that are in the little portable buildings behind the middle school. Yeah.
Turley
This week there's four games. First college football game at 11:00. Indiana, number five in the country, versus number two, Ohio State. John, is Indiana for real?
Gigi
I'm not going to pick these yet, but we can. We can touch them. Indiana is obviously for real. Are they Ohio State for real? I'm going to bet the line that is seven. Ohio State.
Turley
Ten and a half.
Gigi
Ohio State.
Turley
So other game at 6:00 on the Peacock army numbers 19 versus number six, Notre Dame. Again. Is army for real?
Gigi
Is the.
Turley
Is these teams for real this weekend?
Gigi
That bitch ain't real. Is the line that like five?
Turley
No. Notre Dame's favored by 14.
Gigi
Oh, wow. No, I'd take Army on that, but we'll get there.
Turley
And then NFL, the 49ers versus the Packers. Niners need to win. This is the first time they've been an underdog. They're underdog by five and a half points in since like 22. So. And then the Monday night game. Ravens versus the Chargers, the Harbaugh Bowl.
Gigi
Did you watch the Snow bowl on Thursday night?
Turley
That was fun. I saw the fourth quarter tuned in there because it wasn't really interesting until I was like, all right, let me flip over when the game got close.
Gigi
Pittsburgh Browns.
Turley
Yeah. Yep, it was. It was a hell of a game. That's to play in the snow. Is that in. In football?
Gigi
It's a long time, but that's.
Turley
That that's the most fun. I mean, I'll never forget that, just playing in the snow, even as a kid, even if you're playing outside football, not even just in a actual game itself, it's just.
Gigi
Tell us more about your childhood.
Turley
We live to do that.
Bryce
We have audio from the Browns game that 2 and 8 Browns upset the 8 and 2 Steelers Thursday night. And what turned out to be a very snowy matchup because the Browns were. They were ahead most of the game and hometown crowd stayed to see the action. Despite the weather, they were awarded with a touchdown. Here we go with the audio. Number four to the end zone goes Chubb.
Gigi
Touchdown, Browns. Look at this crowd. Nobody's left. They're crazy.
Bryce
They just stay and stay and stay.
Bob
And turns out Nick Chubb is alive after all.
Gigi
The next segment is the lightning round segment where I bid the cars on the air Quickly for you guys. And that is after this musical break. And then we will come back with that. So if you'd like for me to put a number on your car, call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio for new listeners. This is a weird part of the show that oddly people enjoy based off of our Instagram reels. They love it. Who would have thought that my Instagram profile would become completely based off these stupid ass carpets? Have you ever looked at it?
Bryce
Yes.
Gigi
I mean there's million 500,000. All of them are 50,000, 20. I mean, the amount of views on these carpets is weird.
Turley
I think folks like it because they like to say you're wrong. That's what everything. All the comments. He doesn't know what he's talking about.
Gigi
Right?
Turley
There's no way the car is right.
Gigi
It's like.
Turley
I love reading that part. I was like, dude, I have no clue.
Gigi
Right? So anyway, we do it right here on the radio on behalf of Give me the vin dot com. America's best car buyer. That's the sponsor of the show. And Gordon Boswell flowers is also a sponsor of this show. And Bobbo's guitar lessons. If you'd like to learn how to play the guitar, call Bobbo's guitar lessons. No. Yes. Oh, and Gigi, psychotherapy. Yes. Yes. All right, we'll be back in a minute. 800-800-7234. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio calling with the cars right now during the break year. Bank model miles average rough or clean. I'll hang a number on it. We'll be right back.
John Clay Wolf
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by.
Gigi
Give me the vin.com and this is the lightning round.
John Clay Wolf
800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf show.
Gigi
All the bids are good@givemethevin.com. tim, you got a 21 Silverado. Oh, it's a 2500. It said 1500. Is it diesel or gas?
Caller
Gas.
Gigi
You want 32 grand for a 21 crew cab Z71 with 107 on it. Is it leather or cloth?
Caller
Cloth.
Gigi
I think it's 25 grand. I don't think it is. I know it is.
Caller
Well, I had a guy who's gonna.
Gigi
Buy it and he sell it to.
Caller
Bank approved it at.
Gigi
Sell it to him. Well, sell it to. Well, I joined. What?
Caller
They didn't agree on terms, right?
Gigi
No, no, no joke. Because the. Because it was. The loan carry was too high. The LTV was out of whack. 25 is wholesale on the rig. Retail on, it's probably 2500 more than that. If you. If you want to cut him back to 27. 5, then the bank will probably carry it.
Caller
Well, the bank did do it at 30.
Gigi
There you go. Crab, why are you calling me during the lightning round?
Caller
I wanted to find out what's the.
Bryce
Bed address to mail you guys some stuff for Christmas. Cards and stuff.
Gigi
OH. Go to jcwshow.com and click contact us. The PO Box is right there. Jennifer in Oklahoma.
Bob
Good morning.
Gigi
Earlier. Hey, I just wanted to call.
Caller
Such a sexy boy.
Gigi
I have a sexy voice. Gigi, did you hear that? She said my voice is sexy.
Caller
It is very sexy.
Gigi
Is Gigi locked up?
Turley
She just looks frozen.
Gigi
Okay, Jennifer, thank you. I will remind my wife anytime that she's being mad at me.
Caller
Yes.
Bob
Tell her she's very lucky.
Gigi
I have a very sexy voice. This is good. Turley, do you think I have a sexy voice? No, that's Valerie in Pennsylvania. Do I have a sexy voice?
I
Yeah, you do.
Gigi
Oh, good. Oh, good. Yeah.
I
I've looked at you.
Gigi
97F 350 dually diesel with 60,000 miles. I like this rig. 97. 97. 97. That's the same body style as a 96, is it not?
I
Yes, it is.
Gigi
Does 20 grand buy it?
I
No, no, I'll use it for that. But I appreciate it.
Gigi
What buys? I mean, I'm offering you 20,000 on a 30 year old truck.
I
I know, but if you saw. I mean, if you saw it, how clean it is, I mean, it's.
Gigi
How much is it?
I
I said I did put it in. Give me the vin.com. josh looked at it, didn't make me any kind of offer. He just said, thank you for showing me a beautiful tr. And that was it. And I just was, you know, I just thought so, you know, an offer I was trying to get. Actually, we're. I was trying to get 40 for it, but I don't know if that's.
Gigi
That's. That's why Josh said, thank you. Have a beautiful day and God is good and the sun is shining.
I
All right, I understand that.
Gigi
You know, I'm not all tapped out at 20, but I am. You're too high at 40. Do you want to sell it or do you just like bragging about it?
I
No, no, I don't have to brag about it. I've owned it. I'm the second owner on it. But I said, we just haul our race car with it, so it's Never. You know, we don't ever use it as a truck so we were kind of looking at it like this is kind of stupid just to hold on to it for summer.
Gigi
Does 25 buy it?
I
No, I don't think so. I think I couldn't replace it. I couldn't find something to haul with it for 25.
Gigi
Does 25750 buy it?
I
No, but I appreciate it.
Gigi
26, 999 buy it?
I
No, I think I'll hold on to it.
Gigi
Okay, so nothing buys it but I have a six.
I
Yeah, I need, well, I need to be able to buy something else. I'm not gonna, you know, quit racing so I'm still going to need that something to haul with and I did look to see what was reliable.
Gigi
So I just bought. You can buy brand new Dodge dually four wheel drive ST with a Chrome package. Brand brand new. 75000 MSRP for 55 grand. Brand new. Okay, there you go. All right.
I
All right.
Gigi
It's almost worth as much as your 30 year old truck. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio for America's best car buyer. Givemethevin.com beer back. Hold up.
Caller
Kenny Powers, is that you at my new dealership?
Gigi
Ashley Schaefer.
Bob
I thought you owned that BMW joint.
Caller
Oh, I did until I got tangled.
Gigi
Up with some misplaced VIN numbers. Customer gouging, allegations of prostitution, semi automatic weapons found with trace levels of cocaine dust. Those are minor details that don't need to be discussed further here.
Caller
I'm much happier here. Kia is a vastly superior machine.
John Clay Wolf
The John Clay Wolf show. America's largest weekend morning Show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. Check out the podcast@jcwshow.com Vids, socials, all that stuff. This is the John Clay warning everybody.
Gigi
Happy Thanksgiving weekend. It starts right now. The party is on right here right now. Tim Nashville 18 raptor, 85,000 miles. What color is it?
Caller
Blue.
Gigi
Does it have the 803A package or 805A package or whatever the hell it's called?
Caller
Oh, I'm not sure. I just know it's fully loaded but.
Gigi
Everybody says about everything. Everybody says their cars are fully loaded. Does it have a sunroof?
Caller
Yes.
Gigi
Okay then it probably has. Then. It definitely has. It's got the panel. Does 35 grand buy it?
Caller
Well, like I said, I'm just trying to get an idea on it. So I don't know what the, what the ballpark would even be right now.
Gigi
What do you do for a living?
Caller
I'm in the construction business.
Gigi
Hey, I was wondering if you drive over here from Tennessee and. Bit of job I got.
Caller
I sure can.
Gigi
Yep. And I'm not sure I'm gonna do it. I'm just thinking about it.
J
No worries.
Caller
I got. I actually got an office in Dallas, so it'll be all right.
Gigi
We'll just come out here and you can burn some fuel out here, and we'll just drive around and talk about it and. Hell, I might do it. I don't know. Trying to buy your truck, Tim. Sell the damn truck.
Caller
Well, I might. I might.
Gigi
I don't know.
Caller
I just.
Gigi
Where's your wife?
Caller
New prices. It kind of scares me.
Gigi
Where's your wife?
Caller
Oh, my.
Gigi
Hope we can ask her and then I can call my wife. Where are you?
Caller
I'm at the garage.
Gigi
Like, what's the garage made up of? Is that a. Like a hot rod garage or a construction? Yeah.
Caller
Got a couple of hot rods? No, I've got a couple hot rods in it.
Bob
What have you got in Camaros?
Gigi
Yeah, how much is that?
Caller
67 Command. Oh, shoot. One I could never part with. The other one's a blue convertible.
Gigi
Which motor?
Caller
Got a 36 packard, so. Got a 350 in them.
Gigi
How nice is the. The one that you would sell, The Camaro, the 67?
Caller
It is very nice. It's just in the process of getting a new transmission change.
Gigi
Aren't they all? Aren't they all? And how long has that process been going on?
Caller
Be honest with you. A year?
Gigi
Well, first of all, he didn't.
Caller
He.
Gigi
He didn't. He didn't call to sell me his project car. I accidentally eased into this. So. Yeah. So, like, would. Would 25 grand buy it? And I do the tranny.
Caller
Oh, that's pretty close.
Gigi
Yeah.
Caller
You. You're definitely hot on it.
Gigi
I'm not. I've been doing this for a little bit now. All right, so take. So take the 25 and the 35. And what's that add up to? Nobody knows.
Caller
Yeah, not bad. Nobody knows.
Gigi
Yeah, so just. I'll. I'll wire you that much and buy them both. All right. Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's time to catch up with our own gay Talk show host, Mr. D.J. ryan. What?
Bob
And now, from North America's own land down under, it's time for Sunshine State News with your certified lifeguard, J.D. ryan, and my big brother, J.D. he's such a good newsman. J.D. look, it's fine today.
Bryce
How are you?
Bob
Yes, I'm Cold. It's so cold in the morning. I can't wait till the sun comes out.
Bryce
That's because you're dead.
Bob
Because of good skin.
Bryce
27 year old.
Gigi
I'm not dead.
Bob
You're stupid.
Bryce
Okay, 27 year old Pennsylvania man was arrested in Clearwater this week on the petty theft charges. You like how he got in trouble? Allegedly stealing a lap dance. Mohammed Abdullah was buying a service. End quote. From a woman inside the rain. R E I G N rain at nightclub when he refused to pay the 40 bucks. So the manager called the cop. Cops arrested him. He was trying to leave without paying his tab. By the way, he was apparently not happy at all about being arrested. Cat number seven.
Gigi
You know what? You and suck. I hate both of you.
I
Ebony and ivory, I kill you.
Bryce
See, you can tell he wasn't happy at all. 42 year old Florida woman was caught skinny dipping, okay? In a random guy's swimming pool this week. So there's two ways to handle this. One of them is obvious, the other one is to call the cops. He chose to call the cops. Here. Here's the homeowner. Jim Clark. Cut number eight.
Gigi
Charlotte county deputy say Heather Kennedy helped herself to a stranger's pool. Here are some pictures from the person who lives at the house on Cambridge Drive in Port Charlotte. The homeowner first noticed that there were clothes scattered all over the lanai. Then he found the nude trespasser taking a swim. So we called the sheriff's.
Bryce
They were here within probably five minutes or so.
Gigi
Sheriff's office says Kennedy refused to get out of the pool or get dressed. And then she would even tell them her name.
Turley
So wait, wait, wait. What did this chick look like?
Bryce
Yeah, that's the thing. I don't have a photo of her. But I'm gonna guess, even if she's beautiful, Mike, this is not someone you want to engage with in any way, shape or form. Because she's crazy. She's also got caught with drugs recently, by the way. Claimed they weren't hers. You judgmental people. They weren't hers. They belonged to a friend named Crackhead Chris.
Turley
Yeah, but.
Gigi
But.
Bryce
There's no but.
Gigi
No, there's no but to this.
Turley
Let's play this scenario out.
Gigi
If she's hot, yes.
Turley
Not just engage with a conversation. Find out. What are you doing? Hey, what's going on?
Bryce
She's crazy. She's naked in your hot tub.
Bob
No, I'll bite. I would absolutely. I would absolutely engage.
Bryce
You would actually get arrested because she's gonna just call the cops. Cops are Gonna be involved in this somehow.
Bob
Hey, you know what? Love thy neighbor, man. Okay. And this is a naked woman in your pool.
Turley
I would hope you have the phone ready to dial 9, but you just find out what's going on in the situation.
Gigi
Clearly.
Bob
I have the 911 ready.
Turley
Yeah.
Bob
And maybe some champagne.
Bryce
Neither one of you have ever been in this situation.
Bob
John, I've been in that situation.
Bryce
I have too.
Turley
This is of course not being married. Of course.
Bryce
Of course.
Turley
Yeah.
Gigi
I must confess something.
Turley
Oh, wait a minute.
Gigi
I'm going to guess I was not listening.
Bryce
That's. That's exactly what I was going to guess.
Gigi
I was sitting here arguing with someone in Asheville, North Carolina that bought a armored. Kind of like is not armored, but a. Some crazy truck. That crazy truck I was driving last night. He bought it from us at the auction. Unfortunately, he has my cell phone number and he's bitching about that.
Turley
Folks, stop bothering John during the radio show.
Gigi
Damn right.
Turley
This was a really important conversation we're having about a naked chick in a swimming pool.
Bryce
Right?
Bob
Oh, this is very good. You should sign a professional.
Gigi
Are you. Who are you?
Bob
I. Your car by coach.
Gigi
Car by coach. Oh, like Wendy's funny boys.
Bob
These funny boys. Raff and Rav and Raff. Have a fun. You're lucky.
Bryce
You're lucky.
Bob
You working?
Bryce
Yeah.
Gigi
You're walk. Walk.
Bryce
Or you're a wookie?
Bob
Walk by moka.
Gigi
Worky.
Bob
A worky by mocha.
Gigi
Are you Tiger Wood's mother?
Bob
No.
Gigi
Is this the way you used to coach him on the golf course?
Bob
I. Tiger Wood's cousin Kenny.
Bryce
Kenny.
Turley
And you're now John's coach. Is that what this is?
Bob
Ah.
Gigi
Call by coach, car by coach.
Bob
You professional. Me, Right.
Turley
Anyway, I. John, would you. Would you if a chick was just.
Bryce
In your pool, come home, there's a naked chick swimming in your pool that you do not know. You're not married, right?
Gigi
Well, I am married.
Turley
Do you.
Bryce
In this scenario, you're not.
Gigi
You can't paint the scene. So I mean, let's just go to. Okay, I am married.
Bryce
Okay, well then that. That answers.
Gigi
What's the not married question? The.
Bryce
The not married question is do you one, engage with her in a conversation? Personal conversation.
Gigi
What the hell are you doing in my swimming pool?
Bryce
Or two, do you call the police?
Gigi
First thing we do is we score the woman.
Turley
See?
Bryce
Okay, never mind. I'm wrong.
Gigi
On a scale of 1 to 10, what do you got?
Bryce
Okay, she said she's an 8.
Gigi
We're not calling the police.
Bryce
Okay, somebody did.
Gigi
But but it's probably a setup and you're probably getting scammed. That's what I'm probably gonna kill you thank. Or she's working for somebody to get to you and do something, which is crazy.
Bryce
And she's on drugs.
Gigi
I mean, a lot of eights are crazy.
Bob
I would. I would add that she's naked and in the pool and that adds four to any score you got. So now she's a 12. So what you do?
Gigi
Say you're married.
Bryce
Okay.
Gigi
What do you do?
Bryce
You call the cops, period.
Turley
You do, but you want to figure.
Gigi
Out what's going on, you tell your wife, oh, hey, there's this really good looking chick in the pool that's naked.
Bryce
Yeah.
Gigi
And then you get her input.
Bob
She will handle it.
Turley
What do you do in this situation?
Gigi
Let her. I mean, is she. Is she in a good mood? Does she wanna. Does she wanna like tease the lady along or she, she might call the cops, she might laugh and she might sit out there on the lawn, the pool chairs with you and just talk to her. You just. It just matters what's going on in your life in that day.
Bob
That day.
Gigi
All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio. For America's best car buyer, give me the vin.com.
John Clay Wolf
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give.
Bob
Up.
Gigi
Let me fire up my computer here. Time to do the pics.
Turley
Look at this, Bobbo. The new computer J. John's got.
Bob
Oh, man, somebody got some money.
Gigi
This is not a new computer. It looks brand new. This is an 8 year old computer that I dropped like a roast beef hitting a concrete.
Bob
No.
Gigi
What is that shattered? It wouldn't start up. But eight years I've had this thing. Sent it into Apple care. They put a new case on it, a new screen on it, a new battery in it. And it looks brand new, acts brand new. And it was 300 bucks.
Bob
No kidding. It's all shiny, man.
Gigi
I know. It's just brand new again. Unfortunately, I had already bought a new one and I just sent this off on a whim, wondering if they'd actually do the right thing. And they basically sent me back a brand new one. And when I opened it up, like the websites that were open when I sent it in are still open.
Turley
Oh, so all your favorites and stuff are saying everything.
Gigi
All my passwords, all my. I mean, so I'm gonna keep this one and I'll sell my brand new one to someone on the radio. I don't need it. Sell Them Seller used condom. I mean a computer. What? I mean, I probably. My new computer probably has four hours on it.
Bob
Wow.
Gigi
Driving time. It was 3000 dot tooth. No, I think it's $2800. What's the new Mac I imac cost? Oh, they're a lot.
Bob
1200?
Gigi
No, it's more than that. Is it Hell, a phone cost 12?
Bob
I mean, you asked me.
Gigi
Yeah. I don't know. What's a new imac costume? I know. Probably three grand. I know it's two grand.
Bob
Really?
Gigi
Yeah.
Pre K
Yeah.
Gigi
I'll take nine. I'll take ten off because I opened it anyway. Okay. Picks. Picks. Football picks. Yes.
Turley
Let's do them now. Here, John, you're not doing well.
Gigi
Okay.
Turley
Just so you know, you're good. 22 and 29 for the season. I am 29 and 22. I'm up 175. Let's get to the picks. There's some pretty good games this is gonna be.
Gigi
Is this legal?
Turley
Well, I mean, we're not really betting money, John. Wink, wink.
Gigi
Well, if I'm up top, I want to get paid. Yes.
Turley
This is gonna be the Prove it. Are they real games? Indiana, number five in the country versus number two, Ohio State. Indiana's undefeated Ohio State, nine and one winner, pretty much wins the Big Ten. There are the Hoosiers for real, John. They haven't played a ranked team this year.
Gigi
What's the line in?
Turley
Ohio State's favored by 10 and a half. It is at Ohio State.
Gigi
I will take Ohio State with 10 and a half.
Turley
You know what? I'm going to let you do that because I think Indiana is going to make it competitive. They're going to win.
Gigi
Agreed.
Turley
I think they lose by touching. But I'm going to let you take that ten and a half there, John. All right. This next game at 6:00 tonight. Again, are they for real? Number 19, army, nine and overs. And number six, Notre Dame, nine and one. Notre Dame is favored by 14. John.
Gigi
We'll take Notre Dame with 14.
Turley
You know what I'm going to let you take. We're not moving the line today.
Gigi
This is nice.
Turley
This is nice. This makes it really easy.
Gigi
Note how much I win next week, J.D.
Bryce
Okay, I'm making that all right.
Turley
Yeah, Notre Dame will win, but Turley's.
Gigi
Not heaving me around on the line.
Turley
I have confidence in army because they are disciplined team. They're not. Yes, Notre Dame killed Navy last time, but Army's not going to turn over the ball.
Gigi
I just haven't looked at whose Arm who Army has played.
Turley
They haven't played anybody either.
Gigi
Really. I mean, they play like, you know, Yeehaw State. Right?
Bob
Yeah.
Turley
You know, your University of North Texas and stuff like that. That yet. So.
Gigi
AKA Yeehaw State.
Turley
Yes, Yeehaw State. NFL. Good Lord. You right over there. NFL.
Gigi
Yeah, State.
Bryce
Where's the Lysol? Said right at me.
Bob
That sound plus the word state.
Gigi
Okay, we'll save it as a clip. Sorry. That was a hell of. Save that for the drops.
Bob
I'll do my best over there.
Gigi
JD's covered up with spit. I just turned right to me. I turned my mics off at least. Oh, well. I plucked a nose hair.
Bob
Oh.
Gigi
So it wasn't a sick deal. It was a pluck a nose hair and it hits wrong. It was so violent. Sometimes when you pluck a nose here, it just hits wrong. Sorry.
Turley
That tickle me.
Gigi
So. So the message here is don't be plucking nose hairs around an open mic. Yeah.
Turley
Don't be picking your nose on the air.
Gigi
When I said you were heaving me around, it made me think of nose hair. All right? And if Jewish stuff. Stop. He had eyebrows and ear hair and nose hair. He's having his. He died at 85. Maybe 88. That son of a could drink. Jesus Christ. No, he was. He was. He was Italian. Anyway, I'm getting off base here a little.
Bob
All right.
Gigi
God. NFL pick Garibaldi Zaluka in the nose hairs. That should be the name.
Bryce
John's on holiday mode.
Bob
Yeah.
Turley
Boy, is the add kicked in. NFL picks Fox 330, 49ers versus the Packers. The packers are favored by five and a half. This is a must win game, John. The Niners I agree on. We're gonna have to move the line on this one then.
Gigi
There he goes.
Turley
All right. Will the Niners win by three? I'm sorry? The packers win by three.
Gigi
Wait a minute. Start up. Oh, wait.
Turley
So wait, you think. What did I may. I misheard. Did you say the Niners?
Gigi
Yeah.
Turley
Oh, never mind then. I'm gonna keep.
Gigi
Now we are gonna move the line because we're gonna move at three because you said so.
Turley
Okay, so packers win by three.
Gigi
So you just lost three, right?
Turley
Correct. So the packers win by three.
Gigi
Yep.
Turley
So it's a little bit closer. All right, next game, the Monday Night Football game.
Gigi
I had somebody tell me this week. Do you not hear Turley just setting you up every weekend? Do you not feel him just setting you up like a trap?
Turley
That's not what I'm doing.
Gigi
Look at him. Look at the smell. Harder to deal with going forward.
Turley
Monday night game, Ravens 7 and 4. Charger 7 and 3. The Chargers are favored by three. And it's the Harbaugh Bowl.
Gigi
Ravens.
Turley
Ravens.
Gigi
Ravens.
Turley
All right, you don't like that the chargers have scored 28 points.
Gigi
Set me up.
Bryce
That's it.
Turley
They've averaged 28 points a game.
Gigi
Did you not understand what part of Ravens, Ravens. Do they got a good quarterback?
Turley
I mean, the Chargers don't beat themselves.
Gigi
John, he looks like the dude. He looks like Jules and Pulp Fiction. It's not Jules, it's. What was that character's name in Pulp Fiction? The black guy.
Turley
Jewel you talking about?
Gigi
Yeah, Jules, isn't it? Well, what was John Travolta's name in Pulp Fiction?
Turley
And good Lord, I can't remember.
Gigi
Bob. Okay, Bob, we're doing a radio show in Pulp Fiction. Yeah.
Bob
Jewels, right?
Turley
Yeah.
Gigi
Who was Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction? That's. He looks just like the quarterback on the Ravens.
Bob
Oh, yeah.
Gigi
I mean, just like.
Bob
Yeah, no, he looks like a stone cold pimp.
Gigi
Yep. Okay, so I got next.
Turley
Yeah, that's it. All right. I'm gonna let you take that one. Okay, I'm not feeling that one. But you're so far behind. I feel bad for you. Okay, so let's make it competitive.
Gigi
All right.
Turley
And there's your picks, folks.
Gigi
Tom in Alabama. What you got?
Caller
Hey, John. No, last week, you guys were. Bobbo was talking about he needs to find a bass player for his three piece band so he can make it a four piece. Anyways, I. And.
Gigi
But.
Caller
Anyways.
Gigi
Hey, Charlie, can you shut up and let Tom talk? I was. I was.
Caller
I was listening to this black jazz band.
Gigi
Why they gotta be black?
Caller
I don't know.
Gigi
Anyways, he has a good base.
Caller
He has a good bass player. Anyways, the name of this. The guy's name's Joven Webb.
Gigi
And he. And I was down here in Alabama on a plantation. I saw this good old black boy playing a moonshine jug with a broom hanging out of it and a string on it. And I think that you should move him to Texas. Jesus Christ, Tom. Why are you such a racist?
Bob
He's the accidental racist.
Gigi
What year does he think this is? Yeah, that was G.G. how you doing? Oh, I just completely made that up. He wasn't talking like that. I was making fun. Hey, what do you call it when they've got, like, a stick and a. From the cartoons where they're playing like a hobo? Two strings, right?
Bob
Oh, washtub base.
Gigi
Washtub okay.
Bob
Washtub base.
Gigi
I didn't ask him if that's what the guy was playing.
Bob
We got it. Good, because it don't have a hole in the wash tub.
Gigi
Do you play washtub?
Bob
Him and otters jug banned Christmas. He had to. He had to put a hole in mama's wash tub to make a washtub bay so they could win the bed.
Gigi
Put a hole in mama's washtub because her armpit hair and her leg hair was clogging the drain. My name's John Clay Wolf.
Bob
She wasn't on right.
Gigi
Right back. And remember, we buy RVs, Class ABC. Why am I whistling? Ever since I got the. Yeah, the chip fixed in my tooth about a year ago. You're a whistler. I'm a whistler. Did you ever hear about that gal that jumped out of the airplane?
Bryce
Yes. And you're not gonna tell that joke on the air.
Gigi
We'll be right back.
John Clay Wolf
From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free, 1 1, 800, 800, radio. 1, 800, 800, radio now. John Clay Wolf.
Gigi
Why does this guy have a police car with lights on it? Sean, why do you have a police car with lights and stuff on it?
Caller
Why do I have a police car with lights on it? That's just how they sold it, I guess. They didn't take it off that time. My dad and I went and got it.
Gigi
Did you buy it at the, like, the sheriff sale or something?
Caller
No, from the online police auction.
Gigi
What do they. What do they bring on there?
Caller
They're higher now. I mean, 25, 35. They go up to 45 sometimes, depending on the mileage in the year.
Bob
Maybe more.
Caller
I don't know.
Gigi
25, 000 for police cars.
Caller
2500.
Gigi
Why do you. Why do you want six for yours?
Caller
Because you said you wanted to buy it and you got to start somewhere. I asked what you would give me. He wanted me to start, so I started there.
Gigi
Why don't I just go to the police sale and buy it for 2500?
Caller
Then you can put some lights on it. No, they do it right. Go for it. But this one's got it on the mirrors, on the, you know, the rearview mirror, the back glass, the grill. The sirens work. I mean, let's get police carts.
Gigi
But they've got like 400 of them, and they put them on an online auction. You buy them for 25 to 3500.
Bob
Okay.
Gigi
Don't buy it. Well, now you got me excited about one, so I want to Buy one. But I'm going to buy one a lot cheaper because you told me where to get them. Okay, thank you.
Bryce
That didn't work out at all.
Bob
He was gonna deal you, dude. He was gonna deal you.
Turley
What are you gonna do with a cop car?
Gigi
Oh, I don't need a cop car. I'd take an old cop car to go along with the General Lee. Like a Hazard county kind of cop car. Yeah. And Walnut Springs does not have a police department, so I think that like a, you know, 75 grand fury cop car.
Bob
You know, my old neighbor next door to me, years ago, and he's notorious for this, had a really nice truck. It's like a standard silverado. And he put lights and a spotter, you know, driver's side spotlight on it and everything. And he was pulling over girls out on the interstate.
Turley
No way.
Bob
And writing tickets and everything with his phone number on it.
Gigi
Yeah, writing tickets. Like what the tickets say.
Bob
I don't. You know, the citation for whatever, being too good looking. And we're at the municipal court at the bottom. It had his number on it for.
Gigi
Looking so good in those Rocky James. Oh.
Bob
And they'd call. He's like, yes, this is the judge.
Bryce
You got my heart in jail.
Bob
And they finally got wind after not very long at all. And he got busted and he went away for a year for this. For impersonating. I mean, it's the best case scenario of impersonating an officer.
Gigi
Right.
Bob
If you're gonna do that crime, do.
Gigi
It like this guy just all in.
Turley
How much? How did it. Did it?
Gigi
Did he wear an outfit when he did it? It? Yeah. Oh, wow.
Bryce
God.
Bob
He was in it to win it.
Turley
Did he get anything out of it?
Bob
I believe he did. Now, he swore to me, he said, I really can't talk about it. Right.
Gigi
But per the documents and the settlement.
Bob
I signed, like, I think his name was Bryce Brown or something like that.
Gigi
I know a guy named Dan Folio whose father was the justice of the peace in the conus. And he was sitting behind his brother's desk when he was younger. He's in like. He's like 21. And this couple walked in to get married. And he just acted like he was a JP and married him.
Bob
Yeah, Dan was. Dan was a character. All those familiars are very interesting people.
Gigi
8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. David, you want to know where I went to high school?
Caller
Well, yeah, because it says online. You went to Arlington High on your. On your website and then Arlington Heights on your LinkedIn. I've heard you say you went to Paschal. Where'd you go?
Gigi
What website does it say? Hi. Arlington Heights is where I went.
Turley
The.
Caller
The John Clay Wolf website.
Gigi
We looked that up. Jd. Sure. Jd. It's your job to keep all this.
Bryce
How's this my job?
Gigi
My life history. Okay. Must be accurate, per David.
Turley
Oh, he. It's right. Right up the front, the first sentence.
Gigi
Really?
Turley
Alum of Arlington High.
Gigi
Go to Arlington High through Arlington. I mean, this place is just full of strippers and homeless people.
Bryce
Alum of Arlington High School. Yeah.
Gigi
Yeah.
Turley
It's only been there for what, how many years?
Gigi
Five years? No, I think Amir went and fixed it last year. Anyway, I went to. I went to Heights, so. You went to Heights? Yeah, that's where my son goes to.
Caller
I thought that, that you said you went to Paschal one time, did you not?
Gigi
No, man. I don't speak Spanish. Okay.
Bob
He's the accidental racist.
Gigi
Where's. Where's Gigi?
Pre K
I'm right here.
Gigi
Oh, I just don't see you. How are you feeling after your surgery? Are you down? You're not spicy today. I'm glad you're here.
Pre K
I'm glad I'm here too. I feel fine. Yeah, Just working away.
Gigi
What's the. What's the temperature in California? It's been California temps in Texas for the past two weeks. It's been 68, 72. I mean, it's just so perfect, perfect, perfect.
Pre K
It's. It's like last week or the week before it was 77. 77, 78. And I think it got our kind of cold. I think it was in the 60s.
Gigi
Oh, no. Are you okay?
Pre K
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You know what I mean? It's our kind of cold. We'll freeze to death if it's below 65, so thanks for asking.
Gigi
You're welcome. 8008-072348-00800. Radio Cody Canada of Cross Canadian Ragweed is going to call in at like 10:30 Central today.
Bryce
Cool.
Gigi
And Joe Exotic is coming calling in at 10:06. That might be coming down the pipe quicker than we thought, but his guy that was going to get him out real quick just got fired for being, for being a man.
Bryce
He just. He literally just put out a press release about how he sent this to Congressman Matt Getz. Gates, is it? And then Matt took the next day to bow out of the race because.
Gigi
He was buying Pinocchio. P word.
Bryce
That's. He got cleared of all that.
Gigi
He just didn't clear of all that.
Bryce
Because they didn't invest.
Gigi
Everybody buys it. It just matters how you pay for it. You might pay for it with buying your wife a new car.
Bob
Pardon me for just a moment. He did not get cleared all of all that. They did an investigation. They haven't released a lot of the stuff. Some of the stuff has leaked out. He did not get cleared of all that.
Bryce
I was told you are cleared of all that.
Gigi
This is. This is jd, the hardcore conservative versus Bobo, the looney liberal.
Bob
Hey, hey, hey. I'm a registered Republican, thank you very much. Yeah, I wish. I wish some of the rest of us were.
Bryce
When was the last time you voted Republican?
Bob
I don't know when we have one worth voting for. Let me think.
Gigi
Two weeks ago.
Bob
Romney.
Bryce
Two weeks.
Gigi
Romney.
Bryce
Oh, my God.
Bob
Mormons make me nervous, though.
Gigi
It sounds like you got him in your crosshairs. You ought to take him on down. What? What? What did his guy get charged for or what?
Bob
He's been investigated by a House committee, the Ethics Committee. Now, this was coming right up as he was nominated for ag okay? And they were just about to finish.
Gigi
This Attorney General for the people who went to Arlington High.
Bob
So as they announced. As they announced that they were about to reconvene the Ethics Committee investigation on Matt Gates, he quits the House. He quits it. He's out. Okay.
Bryce
Oh, so now you're saying he's guilty because he quit?
Bob
No, I'm just saying he has not been cleared of all that.
Gigi
People say he looks like me a little bit.
Bob
He looks a little like a young Jack Nicholson.
Gigi
He's got those eyebrows.
Bob
Shaped eyebrows.
Gigi
I don't have those eyebrows. What if he sneezes like me?
Bryce
So anyway, Joe's got to find somebody else to help him out of jail now.
Bob
His letter to Gates is so awesome.
Gigi
Oh, I know it's right.
Bob
The way he worded it.
Bryce
I've got it.
Bob
You think he wrote that?
Gigi
No.
Bob
You don't think?
Gigi
No.
Bryce
He's got people. He's got people.
Bob
He is an eloquent guy.
Bryce
Three pages.
Gigi
He's the straightest guy. Guy I've come across a long time.
Bob
Yeah. In light of our previous conversation, I think the least you could do for me is maybe take another look at my appeal. You know, it's just very well stated.
Gigi
A man on a flight from Milwaukee to Dallas decided, good morning, everybody, Happy Thanksgiving. Decided he needed to exit the plane mid flight when he attempted to overpower a flight attendant. But turns out she was actually a. You can't say trans. No gender.
Bryce
You can't.
Gigi
So she was a transgender bodybuilder. So she beat the hell out of him, put him back in his seat, and wrapped him up in a seat belt.
Bryce
None of that is true.
Bob
Now, I'd like to have audio for that.
Bryce
None of that is true. But this is cut number one, Mike.
Turley
Okay.
Gigi
According to a public safety report, a flight attendant had described the man as agitated, adding, she placed herself in between the man and the door before he rushed forward. He says, I'm getting off this plane.
Caller
I need to get off the plane.
Gigi
Doug McWright and Charlie Boris were two of the passengers who jumped in to help.
Turley
Were you fearing for your life as this was unfolding?
Bob
The fight or flight instinct came over.
Gigi
And, yeah, after the situation was done, yeah, I'm very thankful to be here. The only thing you could think about.
Bob
Was, I've got to stop this guy.
Gigi
McWright says the group duct taped the man's feet and wrists, staying with him until the plane landed. 4, 5 Big law enforcement agents came in, and they just picked him up. New Orleans was a roll of carpet. A man who has a Canadian passport was detained for what the report calls mental evaluation, but he was not arrested.
Bryce
You do not want to do that. They did this on. Shortly after 9, 11, when we got back to flying, somebody did this on a Southwest jet, came up, started kicking the cockpit doors. The cut. The passengers got him, sat on him.
Gigi
Don't they have the right to just shoot him?
Bryce
And he died. No, you don't.
Gigi
Did he die?
Bob
Yes.
Bryce
On Southwest Airlines, no. You cannot shoot on an airplane. You might decompressurize.
Gigi
If not, won't rapid decompress. The. If a bullet goes through the bleed, air off of those big engines will keep that thing full. It'll be fine.
Bryce
Okay.
Gigi
I know how it works.
Bryce
Okay.
Turley
That was nothing like what John said the story was about.
Bryce
No, nothing at all.
Gigi
I said that he went out and tried to push around a flight attendant, wound up being a transgender.
Turley
Yeah.
Gigi
Adam's apple turned around like, hey, man. Man. Beat his ass. I like my story better.
Turley
I do, too.
Gigi
I made my story up.
Turley
I was thinking, oh, damn, this is going to be great audio.
Gigi
Not true. Very disappointing speech impediment. Terence, what are you doing?
Caller
Well, happy Thanksgiving.
Gigi
You too, sir. What are you going to do for Thanksgiving?
Caller
Yes, sir. Really? They're going to give me bills for wills or give me a stress. They had a Thanksgiving thing last night, but I was cleaning up my room.
Bryce
Meals on Wheels.
Caller
What?
Bryce
Meals on Wheels.
Caller
Let's Take care of the Thanksgiving. They're great. You know, I never heard of that. Yeah, of course, they send your old TV centers. Sorry.
Gigi
Do you have any children?
Caller
Huh?
Gigi
Do you have any children?
Caller
We had a child. My wife got miscarriage.
Gigi
I mean, Terrence, you don't have to be so dramatic. I mean, that was probably 50 years ago.
Caller
Yeah, I know.
Gigi
I mean, God almighty. What? You're trying to bring everybody down so you could just say, no, I don't have any kids.
Bob
No.
Caller
No. Oh, no. I would have a kid. That's why I got married.
Gigi
You do have a kid. Oh, you. Oh, you're still mad because you got married to her because she was pregnant, but she lost it.
Caller
I. I thought bad. I was glad. He's like. I prayed it, honey. And I'm like, look at bird. I said, okay. And I thought that was the thing you do. And I got.
Gigi
I had a gal tell me she was pregnant. Speech impedimentary. And she showed me the thing from Planned Parenthood showing that she was knocked up. And my uncle was the president of Texas for Planned Parenthood at the time. And I had a feeling. Speech impediment, Terrence. That she was lying to me. So I gave that to my uncle, and he had somebody at Planned Parenthood pull the file, and we verified that she took a blank form and filled it out inaccurately. So I feel your pain of trying to get trapped in a marriage. I wasn't gonna marry her anyway.
Caller
Oh, I want to marry George. It's beautiful. Oh, yeah. Yes.
Gigi
This one was not. She's a little trashy. A little trashy? You know, just a little trashy. I mean, she's pretty, but she's trashy. You don't marry the trashy ones.
Caller
No, you get the ones there. Yeah, right.
Gigi
Thank you. Speech. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. Buy cars on the radio for America's best car. Buy her. Give me nothing.
Turley
Learn something new about him every day.
Bryce
Every time he gets on the air, it's different.
Gigi
We'll be right back. Dumbass.
Turley
Go ahead.
Gigi
It's the lightning round, so call in 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. 1800-800-RADIO. During this commercial break, call in with your cars, and I'll bid them as soon as we get back.
John Clay Wolf
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevid.com hit him up right now, 1-800-800-radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
Gigi
This is the lightning round Diane in Florida. You've got a 193 quarter ton gas with 70 oath, almost 40 grand. Is that right? 38 grand. Yeah, yeah. Like I was saying earlier, you can buy a brand new Cummins four wheel drive right now for 55 grand. So that your truck's worth. Based off of that, probably 28. Really? Yeah, it's depreciated a lot. We're back to the old times. The crazy Covid prices are not. The new car supplies up so it drives the used car prices down. Chris, you've got a 3500 high country dually with how many miles?
Caller
145.
Gigi
It says you popped your bicep riding with me. I'm trying to. Are you? Was that like a year ago?
Caller
Remember? Yeah, it was a year ago February.
Gigi
I didn't remember somebody getting hurt.
Caller
Did remember we were jumping over those jumps and stuff, going over the. The heel a couple times and I.
Gigi
Yes.
Caller
Went up the hill and then it popped. It just out of nowhere.
Gigi
Just popped right on the back side of the. Of the shooting range. Yeah, yeah, huh. Hey, load this car into. Give me the vin.com. let me take a look at it. Jeff and Leesburg 19 high country, half ton, four by four crew cab, leather roof, nav. 68,000. 68,000 miles. What buys it?
Caller
I'm asking you. Just like I told your boy, you know, you. I've not never even asked anybody. You know, you know, ballpark.
Gigi
It says you owe 25 grand on it. Is that right?
Caller
Yes, sir.
Gigi
I'll make your payoff and pay you 3,000 cash on top of it.
Caller
Okay. I gotta. I gotta talk to the boss. So you know how that works.
Gigi
Who's the boss?
Caller
Just loaded up, right?
Gigi
Yeah. Who's the boss?
Caller
Same as you. Your wife, super bitch.
Gigi
How do we get in this position when we earn the income, but we have to make financial decisions from the.
Caller
Woman because we're still paying for it regardless. So.
Gigi
Yeah, go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Gigi, you need somebody to boss around like that?
Pre K
No, no, I'll be nice. I'll be good.
Gigi
I'll be good. I'll be good. I'll be good. Would you take us out?
Pre K
Oh, oh, yeah. And we'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wool show. Brought to you by America's best car buyer. Give me the vent.
Gigi
I stayed at one hotel. Nothing worked. The elevator didn't work. Finally got up to my room and the wi fi didn't work. So I went Back downstairs, I was like, hey, the WI fi doesn't work. He was like, yeah, it's a little shaky, but it works real good down here in the lobby. Why don't you just use it here in the lobby? I'm like, well, obviously you don't know what I need WI fi for, you know?
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Gigi
I just got it. You just lost a listener. Email. Oh, you go to jcwshow.com and click contact at email. It does go to me or it goes to, like, five of us, but I get. Just lost a listener from Walt Mercer in ELM City, N.C. comments. Your 11:23 show just lost you some listener.
Bob
You just lost a listener.
Gigi
Not plural, but. But some listener making crude jokes. Making crude jokes about Gigi's neck surgery and showing no compassion qualifies you for the American Radio POS Award for November.
Bob
Wow.
Bryce
That's.
Bob
You just lost a listener.
Gigi
Signed, Walt Mercer of Elm City, North Carolina.
Bob
So why would they give you a point of sale award for that?
Gigi
You know, in thinking back, I did not show. What did I show? Compact. I mean, I did make a joke about her. Like, she could get a beard to cover that. Really, what we're talking about, guys, is that she's got a cut on her neck. Right? She has surgery. She's okay. They're gonna have to go back in on the same scar, I assume. So cleaning it up now is a waste of time.
Pre K
Right? Right. Just leave it alone.
Turley
Yeah, and I. I didn't take it as it mean. Did you, G.G.
Pre K
I didn't. Was I supposed to?
Gigi
I guess so per. You want to call him and ask him if you're supposed to take it? His number is two five two. Oh, no, no, no.
Bryce
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Gigi
All right. I mean, it's fine. I understand where he's coming from, but I guess he just doesn't. That. You know I love you, and you know that I'm worried about you, and you know that you wouldn't expect me to ooh and offer. Unless. Unless you're. Unless something's wrong and we're hoping and we're assuming that nothing is wrong. I mean, there's something wrong. Don't get me wrong. Yeah, but like a life changer. Like. Like, I broke my shoulder, and you didn't cry about it. You told me, get up off my ass and quit riding that damn motorcycle. Boy, you deserve. But now you didn't Deserve getting throat thyroid cancer.
Pre K
No, I didn't.
Gigi
No. I would wish that on someone I don't like. Like.
Turley
No, don't say it on the air.
Gigi
We don't wish it on. Who do you wish thyroid cancer on?
Bryce
Nobody.
Turley
That's terrible, John. See, now you just lost a listener.
Bob
You just lost a listener.
Turley
You don't wish that.
Bryce
No. Ever.
Gigi
What if you hate someone deeply?
Pre K
No, exactly. Exactly. I had a friend and she was dying from cancer and I asked her, could she smite a few people for me? Just kind of walk next to me invisible. I can just hit him, just knock him down. So I can think of a few people that I would like.
Gigi
See, this is what Gigi and I, we talk on a different wavelength than Walt Mercer in Elm City, North Carolina. Probably we're both jackasses and that's why we get along so well.
Pre K
Yes, yes.
Gigi
But anyway, Gigi is. Well, she is back and she is going to have to go in again. And when they pull your thyroid, they're gonna dope the hell out of your ass.
Pre K
Yeah. I think they give you a shot of like, radio or iodine or something they give you a shot of, and then you have to take medication for the rest of your life.
Gigi
My mom had that when I was in fourth grade and she lost her hair. Like, she didn't go Bald like Sinead O'Connor, but she did her hair. You know, she had real long, pretty blonde hair. And then she got it, like, mom bobbed. And I'm like, what's going on? She explained to me that it was thinning out real bad. And then they put her on that dope and it straightened it out and she got her hair back. Yeah. See? Yeah.
Pre K
I'll never lose my hair.
Gigi
We've established that a long time.
Bryce
Lose it. In the other room, I met a.
Gigi
Guy, and I won't say who because I don't want to hurt his feelings at all because I am compassionate. But he is bald as a cue ball and he's about 30. And I'm like, I like that look, Mr. Clean. Oh. And. And he was. He was talking about it and. But I. I said, was your hair just getting real thin and you decided to go full ass bald? You know, because he really looked. Looked good. He looked like a strapping young man.
Bryce
Some people couldn't carry it.
Gigi
Yeah, he carried it well. So I was being insensitive, not thinking because I. I was almost like a compliment because this guy looked good and. But I figured his hair was getting really thin. He's like, screw that I'm going bald. Right? And he said, no, I've got alopeciagia. Oh, what is what, what, what? What did the girl have that Chris Rock got hit over? What? Remember when Will Smith, he said, keep.
Pre K
His wife's name out your mouth.
Gigi
So I was asking him, I was like, oh, my gosh. You know, and he was telling me about it and he said he would become. I said, how fast did it happen? He said, very. He said like he'd be combing his hair and look at the brush. It didn't look like a hamster was. And he had to get alopecia. He had to get his eyebrows tattooed. Dude. But he looks good. I bet he looks better without hair than he did with.
Bryce
A lot of people do pull it off.
Gigi
So is that insensitive or sensitive or a little somewhere in between?
Turley
Foot in the mouth.
Pre K
So he was like bald everywhere?
Gigi
Yeah. He said he didn't have a lick of hair anywhere on him. So if he's going to do porno movies, he wouldn't have to shave up.
Bryce
Look at Gigi.
Bob
I can't wait to see GI Jane too.
Bryce
That's all it took.
Bob
That's all it took.
Bryce
That's all it took.
Gigi
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Gigi
One of our listeners, Jay in Dallas. You there?
Caller
I am here.
Gigi
What's your question?
Caller
Hey, John. In years past I participated, and I think you have too, in the annual ride of motorcyclists where we we all go to one location bringing new unused Toys to give to the Marines in the Toys for Tots program. Well, this year I'm trying to start a new program up where it's going to take care of another group that's being neglected. And we're collecting new unused vibrators to give to neglected housewives. We're calling it Toys for Twats.
Gigi
And. Oh, I want to explain. The Turley had to dump it. I knew we were gonna have to dump it, but I wasn't sure. Yeah. So that's another reason you should listen on the stream on the YouTube channel@jcwshow.com because we wouldn't have to dump it. Yeah.
Turley
We're already getting controlled for content.
Gigi
Yeah. There's five markets that I got to arguing with. They kind of banded together and they wanted us to change some things and I just canceled it all. I just forget it banned together. So. Yeah.
Turley
And it's because of comments like that.
Bryce
Like that, like that.
Gigi
I mean, would that have been an FCC reg?
Bryce
No, but it's, it's, it's tasteless.
Turley
Yeah.
Gigi
Now I am tasteless. I take pride in being.
Bryce
There's a point of where you get in trouble with the FCC standards.
Gigi
There's a. There's a tasteless button on the fcc.
Bryce
There is indeed.
Bob
Yeah.
Bryce
And then actually, you never get in trouble. The truth is, you never get in trouble unless someone complains.
Gigi
You get all that. But it's. Let's say someone complained about that line that that caller just dropped. Toys for.
Bryce
No, Toys for kittens. Yeah, there you go.
Gigi
Not toys for Toys for kittens.
Bryce
Because it really wasn't titillating.
Gigi
That's right.
Bryce
That's the line.
Gigi
So it was bad, but it wasn't an FCC violation over that.
Bryce
No.
Turley
But do you want the heat? That's what I think about Monday morning. Do you want that call? You always say, hey, you guys are the ones that caused me all these bad.
Gigi
Like, that guy was gonna get central.
Bryce
I had my kid in the car.
Bob
Hello, John Ben Jasper from kppt. They make the program director.
Gigi
My brother got drunk last weekend.
Bryce
No.
Gigi
And started talking to my son 15, with his 3 friends that are 15 talking about high school football. And he dropped the F bomb in the MF bomb probably 60 times.
Bob
Wow.
Turley
But they're 15.
Gigi
That's not okay. That's not okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Well, they talk like this already. I'm like, maybe they do amongst themselves lightly. But the way you're burning this in so deep, then you be damn sure they're going to Amp it up next week. And as an adult, in the parent figure, I save the F bombs for when I'm really mad.
Bob
Sure.
Gigi
Because then it loses all its power.
Turley
Right.
Bryce
Makes a point.
Gigi
Right. But I mean, just. Just. Just running it off like A's. It's. Or that. That's. I mean, it's. No, it's not. Okay.
Bob
Well, in.
Gigi
In person, Turley's like, I don't need to be talking around your kids when I'm drunk.
Bob
In person. In person. For somebody who's outside the family, but like you and I as children, we listen to George Carlin, Richard Pryor, you know. But that's not your uncle Robin Williams. No, that's recorded media. And it is different. I agree with you.
Turley
And he's just trying to relate to them. That's all he's doing.
Gigi
I don't think that's how you relate to him. No, no.
Turley
He's trying to be cool. Be that cool uncle, you know?
Gigi
Yeah.
Bryce
Cool drunk uncle.
Turley
Yeah.
Pre K
He was being that funkle. That's exactly what he was doing. He was talking to hear himself talk. He didn't care that they were listening.
Gigi
That is the truth. 8008-072348-00800 radio. We have a.
Bryce
Have you ever played pickleball, John?
Gigi
Yeah.
Bryce
Have you ever got upset? Well, we have a pickleball death match audio here. A men's double pickleball match ended in violence. Believe it or not, this happened when they overly. They overly pumped up. Winner got really excited and knocked the paddle out of the foot. Foot falter. Is that a person?
Bob
Yeah. You lose for that when you step over the line into the kitchen.
Gigi
Okay.
Bob
Which is next to the net.
Bryce
I did not know this.
Bob
Yeah. So they lost the match over. Over the football.
Bryce
So that's when the guy leaned over to pick up the puck and the guy kicked him in the face. Here's the audio from that.
Bob
Yeah.
Bryce
Cut number three. Come on, let's go.
Gigi
In your face. Oh, video. Oh. Oh, damn. What'd he do?
Turley
He just kicked him watching.
Gigi
Boom.
Bryce
Kicked him in the head.
Turley
You can see this@jcwshow.com.
Gigi
Yeah, look at that. He kicked him in the face.
Bryce
I mean hard, not just a little.
Gigi
He didn't like him. You think there was more to this than that?
Bryce
Oh, yeah, there was.
Gigi
But there is pickleball death.
Bob
I wish he was dead. Here's a kick in the head.
Gigi
There's a woman involved or money involved in that kid.
Turley
That's very UFC like. I mean, that's. That's a knockout.
J
Wow.
Bryce
Watch. Here he goes.
Gigi
Boom. So anyway, we're stuck watching the video. Sorry, guys. Turley, I've watched the replay of the fight. I've watched a lot of highlights of the fight, which I disagree. The fight. I disagree with your synopsis that he's old, out of shape, can't walk, lost his legs. He can't do it. I still am standing by my uneducated viewpoint that Tyson was holding back in the beginning. He didn't want to knock him out. He wanted to get paid. You can see when he pulls back and doesn't go kill him.
Turley
That's. You know, that's coming from somebody who doesn't watch a lot of boxing. That's okay. That's fine.
Bryce
There was a couple of times when he had a clear shot. There was no blocking, and you could see he didn't hit.
Turley
If anybody held back, it was Paul at the end.
Gigi
Okay.
Turley
He held back because he wanted to keep the fight going because he could have knocked Tyson out because Tyson can't move.
Gigi
You think he could have knocked Tyson out in the first three rounds?
Turley
Not in the first three, but in the.
Gigi
Tyson could have knocked him out in the first three rounds if Paul just stood there.
Turley
But he didn't stand there. He moved like a boxer supposed to move.
Gigi
Croaker, what do you think? You don't have to get on the mic. Do you think. Do you think that Tyson could have knocked him out? Or was he holding back? I mean. Or was he stolen? No. Okay. Okay.
Bob
He gave it all the first.
Gigi
Okay, so there's another guy.
Turley
There's a guy that watches boxing right there.
Gigi
Somewhat athletic back in the day, has an opinion.
Turley
I've watched a lot of boxing, John.
Gigi
G.G. yeah. You look like a boxer, Gigi. What? Watched.
Turley
I didn't say I boxed.
Gigi
What was your opinion?
Pre K
I thought it was sad to see, you know what I mean? You ought to know better than to beat your grandmother in the ring.
Turley
Yes.
Pre K
You know what I mean? Elderly, but they both got paid. They both got paid. Paid. He walked away with more money that night than he had earned in his. In his fight.
Gigi
Life. So why was Mike Tyson biting his gloves?
Pre K
That's what I want to know. I figured you guys would know.
Gigi
I think he was. He was holding back. He was holding back.
Bob
That was a weird deal. But you know what? It's done a lot for Jake Paul because he's already, like, moving on. Do you know who he's signing? He's gonna fight next year. Here we go. Joe Biden.
Gigi
Hey, on the chat room, on the YouTube stream. Go to jcwshow.com you'll to join that. We brought up the alopecia thing where you lose your hair a moment ago. And so many people on here. I looked at it during the break. They were talking about their ailments. So everybody on the chat room, list your ailments. My God. We've got. If you're in the health insurance business and looking for activity, our high risk people go to this chat room. It's like everybody's dying on there. There is bad.
Turley
I mean it's like it's a sob story.
Gigi
We don't have the healthiest Crew of Hope. 800-800-7234.
Turley
Hey, do you want a Diddy report?
Gigi
Yes.
Turley
It'S time for the Diddy report.
Pre K
Okay, so there's like the biggest news is that he went back to court to get a hearing on his, on his bail hearing. But they decided to decide next week, so. But I don't think they're going to let him out. They would be fools to let him out because everything he did he could do at his house.
Turley
So how much is the bond? 50.
Pre K
Well, he was willing to put up 50 million and they said no. So he's done. He's definitely done.
Turley
Now is he staying in like a white collar jail or.
Pre K
But that's what, that's what I don't understand. Right. They serve search warrants on his house in Florida and I where in California someplace. Right. But they're holding him in jail in New York. For what?
Gigi
So without over describing it like the, the charges, what exactly did he do? Sex with a minor.
Pre K
He had sex with minors. He was drugging people against their knowledge, against their will. He was just buck wild and he was just doing it all. Everything you can think of. He's like the black collegiate look. So yeah, he ain't getting out.
Gigi
How did he pull this off for so long?
Pre K
Because he had money. He had money and, and I, I guess it's true. I don't know because I don't have that much. But you know, people who have money can buy things and they can do things. That's why this whole Hollyweird freaky stuff is, is in the news. You know what I mean? They're just, you know, people with money and freakish attitudes, I guess.
Gigi
So he's a horny guy with money.
Pre K
Oh, he's a dirty, nasty. Ew. Ew. Like he takes from people.
Gigi
Who was it that, that admitted to gay sex with him? Arnold Schwarzenegger? Or something?
Pre K
No. No way.
Bob
Yeah.
Gigi
Wasn't there an accusation of someone that said I did it with Diddy and I wish I had them?
Turley
Breaking news.
Gigi
Yeah, like a basketball player or something.
Bryce
Let's not drop any names now.
Gigi
Arnold, I was kidding with you. Yeah. That was not. That was. That was a joke. Yeah. Was it Wilson?
Pre K
Yeah. No, he's just gross.
Bryce
He does not drop any names. I just said that.
Gigi
I read something. I know it's not true. So this is all lies. But wasn't there something like that? Didn't somebody say that like. I mean, I know 50 Cent got mad because he wanted to turn him into his girl.
Pre K
He want to take him shopping? Yeah, let's go shopping.
Gigi
Let's go shopping. No. What about Bieber?
Pre K
Oh, Justin Bieber. I feel so sorry for that boy. You know what I mean? He just looks terrible. He looks like he's a hot mess and you have Diddy to thank for that. He was normal before he went and spent that weekend with him. He's been on the downward trajectory ever since.
Gigi
Have you noticed that Michael Jackson's music is okay again?
Pre K
I hadn't really thought.
Gigi
I noticed. I listened to a little bit. I noticed other people. I heard one on the radio the other day.
Bob
Sure.
Gigi
Yeah. They all forgot it's back. So I wonder how long. So did he still take? Five years?
Bryce
Well, Michael's dead, so when did he die? Michael Jackson?
Gigi
Oh, yeah. Yes, he died the same day. Farrah Fawcett.
Bryce
Correct.
Turley
That's probably what it is.
Gigi
No, he's dead.
Bryce
Yeah.
Turley
Dead or no, once they die, then you can listen to their music.
Gigi
But all of his stuff came out after he died, pretty much after Michael died. Well, the Netflix special is what really put it out there. Hey, we gotta go. Yeah, we'll be back. We're gonna lose a couple of markets. We're gonna lose the. The east coast right now. So east coast listeners, jump over to jcwshow.com, click the YouTube stream and you can listen to the audio or watch that in the video. There's also, I think an audio only stream isn't there at JCW show.
Bob
Correct.
Gigi
You just listen to the car podcast. Goes up today about 3:00 and we will be back with a few more hours right here at the John Clay Wolf show, brought to you by America's best car buyer. GiveMeTheVin.com.
Bob
The John Clay Wolf show is heard every week on great stations like 93.7, KLBJ, the Rock of Austin, and Montgomery's rock station 95.1 the Fox Catch, the nation's fastest growing podcast and live video stream@jcwshow.com and we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.
Pre K
Heat.
Gigi
And are we gonna ride a boogey.
John Clay Wolf
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.
Gigi
Erica, how the hell are you? It is the Saturday before Thanksgiving and it's time to start drinking a little bit. Right. We're kind of off. We start to work Monday, but we can act like we're off. We've got Cody Canada from. A lot of you guys know him from MTV. Was it MTV? Cody? Yeah, I saw you on MTV 100 times, didn't I?
J
TMT mainly. But I mean, yeah, we got some MTV play.
Gigi
Yeah. What was the MTV song was it fighting for? Yeah, that's what I thought. And you're playing at the Rattlesnake tonight here in Walnut Springs. You're gonna like this setup. It's pretty. Did you talk to Stone? Are you in Stoney LaRue buddies or you just know each other?
J
Yeah, we're buddies. We kind of grew up together in Stillwater, Oklahoma.
Gigi
Did you talk to him about his night here?
J
No, I haven't got a chance to.
Gigi
Catch up with it.
J
We keep playing phone tag. We have quite different schedule.
Gigi
I was fixing to say, that boy stays up really late and he drinks really hard.
J
Yeah, I don't. I kind of went the way of Willie Nelson these days.
Gigi
So you're an old pothead from way back? I.
J
From way back. And then the drinking is not as much as it used to be, but it's still there. But man, I can't do the all night thing anymore.
Gigi
No, no, no. After we got done at the Rattlesnake, we went over across the street. I've got a private saloon on top of a car museum thing. And we all moseyed over there and he got into the makers and I mean, he didn't get out of hand at all. But it lasted a long time.
J
It'll go all night long with Stoney, man.
Gigi
Absolutely. But yeah, we had a great night. We'll have a great night tonight too. But see, you're playing here. You know what I keep hearing about is obviously cross Canadian ragweed's getting back together and y'all are doing this boys from Oklahoma thing. Is that in the spring?
J
It is. It's April 10, 11, 12 and 13.
Gigi
And is it sold out already?
J
All nights, 14, four days? Yeah, it sold out within the first day, sold out in a couple hours. And the second day sold out a couple hours and then the next day they just added days three and four and within three hours, those days, those nights were sold out.
Gigi
And who is in that lineup?
J
It is US Turnpike, Troubadours, Stunning the Road, Jason Boland, the Great Divide, and. Or Mike McClure. Like one night when the Great Divide can't play. Mike McClure.
Gigi
Gotcha. Boland's coming to Walnut Springs in about a month. I've never seen him live. So are you guys getting back together as a band for this one act or are you doing, are you going to start doing your whole thing again?
J
You know, when it comes to touring, I'm going to say no, that I, I'm getting to the point where, I mean, I really enjoy what I do. But my kids are their career starting to take off. They have a metal band and they're really starting to work hard, put their nose to the highway. So I would like to have less time on the road. So I can't really speak to if there's going to be how many more shows. But I, I mean I, I would feel like if we do four sold out, not sold out shows and we haven't even practiced the note yet and we'll probably have some more shows. So we'll see what happens after April.
Gigi
I gotcha. So we're on the air with Cody Canada, frontman for Cross Canadian Ragweed. The band he plays with over the past several years is Cody Canada and the Departed. And he's going to be playing at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse tonight in Walnut Springs, Texas. Our bar that we opened here, Cody. So we, I mean you're from Oklahoma, you've seen little washed up dust towns. So this little town in, it's, it's an hour, it's 20 minutes, 15. It's 15 minutes south of Glen Rose and is one of those towns that's just forgotten about. It looks like the set for Blazing Saddles. There's nothing there. And then, then they voted in. They made it wet. It was the first town that was wet in Bosque County. So now it's like a little strip of like Exchange street in Northside in the middle of nowhere. But it's all hill country all around it, so it's great like bike riding and car touring and all that. And I bought a ranch out here, moved the studio out here because we do this national radio show every Saturday and this is where I'd like to be. So just kind of built a life out here and start developing this town into car town. Bike town, little concert town. So I want to turn it into Sturgis meets Luckenbach.
J
Nice. Yeah, nice.
Gigi
And you're one of the first big names. I mean, we've had Ted Nugent, we had Stoney, we've had the Bellamy's, We've had a handful of guys. Fog Hat, Not Deep Purple. You don't even know the difference. We had Fog Hat the other day. Those guys are 150 years old, but they still sound good. And. But, you know, we're just trying to get this built up, like kind of Green Haulish.
Turley
Yeah.
Gigi
It's only an hour away from Fort Worth.
J
That's where I live, is around. I live down by Green Hall.
Gigi
Do you. I need their booker. If you know their booker when I meet you tonight, I'm serious. I need to get their booking agent because we're far enough apart that we wouldn't cross over. And I need to start getting better at booking these bands because when we do it, we sell out most of the time. And it's just a really cool little vibe. It's a destination. That's what I mean. It's just that simple. I got a question about playing with. So you got this band, you got famous with Cross, right. And then y'all broke up for whatever reason, and then you started Cody Canada and the Departed, and then you're going to go back to Cross for a little bit. Does it really, like, if you're a listener. I'm not a Die Hard. I'm not a Die Hard Cross Canadian Ragweed fan, but I like. I don't know Yalls history. I don't know all your stuff. I'm not. I don't have your tattoo on my shoulder, but your five songs that Everybody loves, they're on my playlist. Right. So I'm a fan, but I don't know all the details. But my question is, when you're playing live, can people really even tell the difference between if it was the Departed guys or the Cross Canadian?
J
Gosh, you know, I don't know. I. From what I've always. What I've told everybody, you know, is they're the same songs, and it's me and Jeremy Plato on the bas and the vocals. You know, him and I, we were.
Gigi
We.
J
We were half of Ragweed from the beginning.
Gigi
Oh, so he's Ragweed all already?
J
Yeah.
Gigi
Okay.
J
So, I mean, we play on top of the songs that I've written for the last 15 years or the songs we've covered for the last 15 years. You know, we pretty Much do the entire catalog. And we did practice two weeks ago with Ragweed. First time we'd been all been in the same room together in 10 years. And there was a difference. There really was a difference. I'd said for years that there wasn't. I mean it's the songs, but it's. It is how we play them and how we approach them. I learned those three days practicing that the Departed kind of takes the Ragweed songs and stretches them out and makes them kind of grateful. That is kind of jamb jam band.
Gigi
So you could feel it down in your plums.
J
I can. I can. You know, in the beginning I didn't think. I didn't think so. But yeah, that there is a slight difference.
Gigi
So we're talking about a drummer replacement and one guitar replacement or two guitars replaced. I have one guitar, one guitar and one drummer. So how does the drummer and the other guitar guy feel that you've that like, is it like you left your wife and went back to your ex?
J
Not everybody's cool. I mean the thing about the Oklahoma circle of musicians is, man, everybody's so laid back and cool. And Eric, who's been playing drums for me for 12 years, you know, we. He was one of the first people that we met in Stillwater as Ragweed. So I mean we did the homecoming thing a few weeks ago as it departed. And then the Ragweed guys got up and jammed and we had a rag. We departed jam and we all went to the football game together. And just everybody's. Everybody's friends. Well, we always have been.
Gigi
Back to selling out the stadium. Four nights with red dirt country music. That's what we want to call it because that's what it was back then. How many people is in that stadium? Do you know what each night is?
J
Each night is 48,000.
Gigi
See also 200,000 tickets to this thing.
J
Yeah, I know. I can't believe it. I guess I've been too close to it or whatever, but I didn't think that we would. I honestly didn't think we'd sell out one night.
Gigi
You saved this for Taylor Swift. I'm surprised myself. How old are you?
Bob
48.
Gigi
I mean damn near 50. Let's call you an old 50 year old man just for. Just for S's and giggles. What a gift. Your 50 year birthday gift is to find out that people still love you to that extreme. Yeah, yeah.
J
You know, I mean I've been playing for everywhere from 200, like you know, 200, 300 people on average.
Gigi
Right.
J
And then every now and then we get the really big shows. But I never thought that we would even come close to this.
Caller
It's.
J
It's mind boggling.
Gigi
What time do you think you're landing here tonight or this evening or afternoon?
J
I bet we pull in there around three.
Gigi
Okay, come up, go do your thing, set up and then come over to the saloon. And it's, it's a, it's one minute walk away. And I know you quit drinking, but we can have a beer and I'll show you around. It's really pretty cool. And I want you to soak it up so you can tell other people because I'm having guys like you have a good experience and see what we're putting together. Then you'll tell others because it's hard when you're pitching a little venue in a little town in the middle of nowhere, right? And you're talking to the LA agents or the Nashville agents, they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I need some help getting this built. So I want to show you what I'm doing so that you can brag about it to others and help start something special in the middle of the Texas hill country.
J
I also don't want to get the reputation of not drinking anymore. No, I just don't drink it. But.
Gigi
Hey, man, we've got that big red network light hitting at us. You. We're on in la, we're on in dc. We're on all over the country. This is Cody Canada. Cross Canadian Ragweed is what made him famous. He's been playing under the name the Departed for years, since they broke up. But he's the, he's the front man. And they're playing at our place tonight and I can't wait to meet you here in a few hours. Dude, thanks for calling in.
J
Yeah, thank you for having me.
Gigi
See you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call number. My name is John Clay Wolf and the lightning round is coming up after this song. We'll be right back.
Turley
Where you headed?
Gigi
What are you out for?
Turley
We don't see much of you around here anymore.
Gigi
I guess it's now back to the.
John Clay Wolf
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Gigi
And this is where we bid cars on the air. Denise in Franklin, Tennessee. Good morning. How are you?
Caller
Well, you sure make people work. Wait a long time.
Gigi
Well, I'm So we're. We've got 30 people on hold and I grabbed. You feel special? Hey, you've got. Give me the vin. If you go through, straight through the website, you get quick customer service, but if you're calling into national radio show, it's a little different nonetheless. You've got an 80,000 mile Chrysler Crossfire, which by design, those are like the most terrible cars ever built. However, you have an srt, which is the hot rod version, which is. It's having a second life. You know, it's. It's worth something is what I'm trying to say. I wish it didn't have 80,000 miles on it, though. It's not worth a ton. Is it yours or your dad's or who's.
Caller
No, it's mine.
Gigi
Okay. How long have you had it?
Caller
Since 2008.
Gigi
Okay, I will give, but I got.
Caller
It new off of the lot.
Gigi
Oh, really?
Caller
It. I got it new off the lot. It was sitting there for three years because people didn't want to spend that much money on a Chrysler. And you know, even though the, the under the, the mechanical stuff is, is a Mercedes slk, as I understand it, but because it had a Chrysler name, people weren't willing to spend Mercedes prices.
Gigi
Sure.
Caller
So I was living in LA at the time and it was on the lot there for three years and then they were giving people deals, right? Yeah.
Gigi
What color is it? What kind of shape is it in?
Caller
It's. I think they call it gunmetal gray.
Gigi
Okay. And on a scale of 1 to 10, being 10 was the 10 is brand new. The first day you bought it, what scale of condition would you give it today?
Caller
I guess I would say seven.
Gigi
Okay. So it's, it's nice card and has. It doesn't have a lot of problems. I will give.
Caller
Right.
Gigi
I will give $7,000 for it.
Caller
Well, that sounds a little low to me, but. So I, I heard you say you have a venue, a music venue?
Gigi
Yes, ma'am. Him.
Caller
So my husband is a musician. Maybe you should consider him.
Gigi
Does he draw a crowd?
Caller
He's kind of just starting out his solo career, so. And I don't know if your venue would be proper for it, but his name is Vale, like the city in Colorado Johnson. And you could check him out if you want to. It's. And I would recommend his CD called the Seventh Son.
Gigi
I mean, you're a hell of a sneaker plug lady. I mean, you're, you're calling here to slide right in with the plugs. All right, I will I'll look at Val Johnson and I'll give. I'll give seven grand for your car that nobody wanted for 10 years. But I know that I'm not giving enough because you said so, and I appreciate it. Go to givemethevin.com what just happened?
Turley
I don't know.
Gigi
The whole building moved. Somebody hit something.
Turley
We're. We got to go to break anyways.
Gigi
Okay. Yeah, we got to go to break something. Like the building did not fall down, but something weird happened. All right.
J
The restaurant chain IHOP announced this week.
Gigi
That it is the official breakfast partner of Xbox, while Waffle House remains the official breakfast part partner of meth.
John Clay Wolf
And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevid.com call in 800, 800 radio. Want more of the John Clay Wolf Show? Check out the fastest growing podcast@jcwshow.com if.
Gigi
You'Re an exotic dancer. An exotic dancer. We don't call them strippers. Exotic dancer. Yes, please call in right now. I need to interview you. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Because I was reading. I don't want to get into it. I'm setting it up, so don't blow all over me, Bob.
Bob
I don't even have it good.
Gigi
There was a. There's a situation where an exotic dancer was stiffed on her lap dance.
Bob
Oh, no.
Gigi
And I'd like to talk to other exotic dancers about situations such as that and strip club bedside manners. 800-800-723-4. Why are you wearing a Cowboys jersey? I thought that we boycotted the Cowboys.
Bob
We who? I ain't boycotting no Cowboys. My team, man.
Gigi
Yeah, yeah.
Turley
He's supporting Jerry. Just keep funneling that money to Jerry. That's all he cares about.
Bob
Just because we're suddenly the 2008 Lions, right? Doesn't mean I'm gonna drop my Cowboys, man. You know?
Gigi
But why can't you love them, but boycott them in hatred because of your love?
Bob
We haven't talked about this very much.
Gigi
No.
Bob
But I'll just tell you now. I am a fan of the National Football League League, and I'm liking all kinds of teams this year.
Gigi
Hey, if you want to buy classic cars, go to Dallas Market hall today. Guys that are in the Dallas DFW area, there's an auction going down there. And I've got 18 cars over there. And I was there yesterday for day one, and there was not a very good crowd.
Bob
No kidding.
Gigi
Yeah. So I think the prices are going to be low. They're going to be calling me here in a little bit with offers, and I'm going to be like, my dark.
Bob
Horse candidate this year is Tampa Bay. Bucks all the way. Way. Yeah, I'm sticking with Mayfield, too. I don't care.
Gigi
Now, the Chiefs and the Lions would play each other in the playoff, correct?
Bob
Probably. Yeah.
Gigi
Well, it's not a problem. Super Bowl. No, no. So they. They're different divisions.
Turley
Yeah.
Bob
Different conferences.
Gigi
Yeah. Yeah. Okay, good. So it'll be the Chiefs and the Lions.
Turley
Yeah. Good chance of that.
Bob
It can be. Yeah.
Gigi
It will be.
Turley
Changing subject.
Gigi
Can we bet on that?
Turley
We can bet on it when we get you. Oh, for what the super bowl is going to be.
Gigi
You almost agree with me. So it's not a good bet.
Turley
Yeah, no, I'm.
Gigi
Baba. Would you like to bet on me that the Lions will make it to the Super Bowl?
Bob
I really would rather the Bucks go.
Gigi
What were you gonna say? What were you gonna say?
Turley
What happened before we went to break? Oh, the chat room's going crazy trying to guess what happened in the chat room.
Gigi
You can get there@jcwshow.com Sonic Boom is what everybody. I thought that a bulldozer had run into the side of the building where the studio.
Bob
Oh, man.
Bryce
No. We were outside on the patio, and it was a double boom. It was two jets, both of them equal distance apart, and they had a sonic boom.
Gigi
Who said they saw the jets?
Bryce
Bobo said that we didn't see the jets.
Gigi
Bobble, you can't see the jet if it's going supersonic.
Bob
No, I said I saw a contrail. Big contrail.
Bryce
It was a contrail.
Bob
Yeah, and it was there before the boom. I can't believe y'all heard that in here.
Gigi
Well, the boom happened after it went by.
Bob
One of those breakfast burritos, man. Man.
Gigi
No, dude. It shook the building like. Like I thought the townies had come up here to kill us.
Turley
Yeah, there's some theories about banditos coming. Richard Walling's hitting the building. The funniest one, I think, so far is I'm not monetizing. Says the gummies just started hitting in. Yeah, maybe they hit.
Gigi
I mean, it hit hard.
Bryce
Yeah, that was wild.
Gigi
8008-072348-00800 radio. I'm going to take this real quick. Hey, Kevin, I don't think your ZR1 is going to make a hundred grand. I don't think it's gonna get there, cowboy. Okay, what do I. What?
Caller
What? What's it worth?
Gigi
It's 2010 with 5,000 miles. I can say that. I. I don't even want to tell you how much I lost on one of these about three months ago, but it was a way more than 10,000. So I had a buyer go pretty long in something like what you've got here, and we got hurt pretty bad. But a 2010 ZR1 with the good package, the 3Z package with 5,000 miles, I'm gonna guess it's 70 grand.
Caller
At 70. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Say we actually bought it from Galplin Porsche. My nephew is in charge of the Porsche restorations for Gal Plan in Las Vegas. And my father has always been a Corvette collector. And he called him and said, hey, we took this one in on a trade. You can have it for what? We took it in on a trade and we paid 67. 5 for it. So I want to refer to what you said a couple weeks ago. I'm going to tell my father if we can get 70 grand for this thing. When was the last time you got to drive a car like that for free?
Gigi
Well, do this first. Let me validate that. I want you to go to givemetheven.com and load it up, give me pictures, give me the VIN number, let me pull the history. But it sounds like we're all saying the same thing. Yeah, Galpin's a badass operation. Is that so? Was your kid involved in that black Porsche that they did? The neon stripes on the. The old one that they just released?
Caller
Yep, they. They just did that. And I know they just won. Monterey Porsche, and I know they just won. They sent the team to Germany and I. They did something with the factory there and Porsche and he's been all. His name is Steve Thiel and he's in charge of the restoration stuff out there. So I know their team has just been killing it. I know they did a. Found a barn fine. And it was something that once they started working on it, they figured out it was the exotic one and they only made 6,000 of them or something. So he's been all over it.
Gigi
So, yeah, Bo Bachmann is a pretty. He's a decent friend of mine. We're new friends, but we get along real well. He owns Galpin and he's got the damnedest collection I've ever, ever, ever seen. And actually, I'm talking to a couple of big comedians right now, and we are looking at doing a cars and comedy car show in the parking lot and going to the venue and have a big, like, I'M talking like a 5,000. I mean like a 10,000 seater. We're working on doing a large deal in. And I need to call Bo if we get that stun and have him bring his cars down because his cars are as good as cars get at Galpin. They've got the best. You think he's paying me to say this and he's not, but if you go to my YouTube channel, you'll see an interview I did with Bo and when I walked through his car collection of show cars, Big Daddy Roth and all that good stuff. Thank you for calling 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It is time for Mail from Jail. Take it away, Johnny Cash.
Bob
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash. John this week's Mail From Jail entry reads, hey, JCW and the Gang. Hello from Coleman Federal Correctional Complex in the middle of the swamp in sunny Florida. I listen to your show every week on WJR in Orlando. Thanks for all the laughs you guys provide every week. It's a needed break from reality at a max security prison. Wanna give a shout out to my lover girl, Ashley in Kentucky and her new boyfriend Kyle? Please tell Kyle thanks for the money that he sent, whether he knows it or not. Lmao. And thank Ashley for the picks. I was able to get $2 out of a few of those, which got me some hygiene products in my locker. The guys say you still got it, girl. Love that Ashley. Send me more, honey. Sincerely, Kevin Duncan, FCC Coleman, Florida. P.S. please say hello to my brother, Junior in Marion, Kentucky. I love you, bro. Miss you. Visit soon. Go Chiefs. 3 Pete, if you got mail from jail, just send it on down the line to us here at P.O. box 471517. That is in Fort Worth, Texas. The zip code is 76147. And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show.
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Gigi
We haven't done backtracks yet. I like backtracks. Let me see the two songs you picked. Oh, no, you picked the wrong ones.
Bob
I'll never believe where I got them.
Gigi
Okay. On this day in 1997, NXS was big. Cut one.
Bob
Oh, that's. So that's the day in history.
Gigi
Yeah.
Turley
All right.
Gigi
Cut two. So this is obviously in excess and These are two songs run backwards. You can call in 8008-0072-3480-0800-300 radio. We are live. And you can guess those two songs. And the winner gets to go to jcwshow.com and pick out a piece off the merch site for free and assigned picture of us. We need to redo that picture. Was that, like, 12 years ago?
Bob
Something like.
Gigi
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm better looking now than I was back then.
Turley
I had more hair then.
Bob
I'm damn sure better looking than I was back then.
Gigi
And Gigi's not in it. Yes.
Bob
Pre K's not.
Turley
Pre K isn't either.
Gigi
Right.
Bob
We did some pics with Pre K around the AC DC portrait around that time.
Gigi
Pre K, it's your birthday.
Turley
My birthday was yesterday. Yes, sir.
Gigi
How old you be? Dog, Dog.
Turley
I turned a big Trey Fo.
Gigi
Trey Fo.
Turley
Trey foe.
Gigi
Trey Fo.
Turley
Born 1990. Chat room's giving them a bunch of money in there.
Gigi
Wow.
Turley
Yeah, I'm seeing some of this. How can I collect this?
Gigi
Gigi's like, man, it's my birthday. It's my birthday last week.
Bryce
I got nothing.
Bob
Let me tell you something about donations on the YouTube. You will never see that money.
Caller
Yeah.
Bob
Never see that. That's for sure. So something happens. I don't know what happens.
Gigi
You never see the money. Rob gets the money.
Bob
Yeah, but.
Gigi
But he'll get. I mean, so it goes into the main account.
Bob
Well, he buys me stuff, so it's all right. He spends it better than I ever would. Definitely.
Gigi
Like, when we got money from somebody that we donated to that food bank, did we do it? Like, who. Who makes that happen and finishes that job? If I make these big things, like, I'll say things that I want to do, gifting and stuff like that, does it actually happen? Because I never hear about it again.
Bob
I think so.
Turley
I mean, I'll. Like, for instance, there's a truck that you wanted to buy from a disabled.
Gigi
Veteran that's worth zero that we give a thousand bucks.
Turley
Yes. Yeah, we're trying to buy that. It's just a. It's a communication thing. So, yes, if I know about it, I'll make it happen.
Gigi
Guy has brain damage if y'all are taking him through the process.
Turley
No, no, no.
Gigi
Take these pictures.
Turley
Communication on the phone. I mean, it's. It's. Yeah, but we're gonna get it done, right? So if I know about it, I'll try to make it happen. But if it's not, then I don't Know, I have no idea.
Gigi
Well, I do know that we donated the money that we gathered from the YouTube channel one day to a food bank and I never saw anything. If y'all check on that, I want to make sure that happened.
Bob
Can do.
Gigi
Last thing you want to do is make a donation to someone and not follow through.
Turley
So what about these donations?
Gigi
Speaking. We'll talk about those.
Bob
You will never see that money.
Gigi
Speaking of. A 27 year old Pennsylvania man was arrested this week on petty theft charge for allegedly stealing a lap dance. See, he made a commitment and he did not follow through. According to police. Muhammad Abdul Ablan. Get out of here. No way. Was. Was a buy. Was buying a service from a woman inside the Rain nightclub when he refused to pay the forty dollar service fee. So the club manager calls the popo who arrested Alabadian and he was attempted to leave without paying his tab. Was apparently not happy with the officers that picked him up. Cut seven. You know what? You, you and suck. I hate both of you. Ebony and ivory, I tell you. Is this real?
Turley
That was not real.
Gigi
That was not real.
Turley
It's from a movie.
Bob
What do you mean?
Gigi
He was booked in the county jail from which he was released after posting of course a 40 bond. Bad.
Bob
I can't imagine.
Gigi
Gigi, have you ever bought a lap dance?
Pre K
No, I never been in a strip club. I think we should go.
Gigi
Ever in your life?
Bob
I'll go with it.
Pre K
Never.
Gigi
I mean, would you mind if I took my wife with us?
Pre K
I think it'll be fine. The more the merrier, right?
Bob
Don't be that guy. Don't be that guy.
Gigi
If I go without her, then it's, you know, then I'm.
Bob
Then it's actually a strip club.
Gigi
Right. But, but then I've got a. Yeah, I, I need to, I need to. We, we. We made a deal.
Caller
Here it is.
Gigi
This is years ago that I wouldn't go into a strip club without telling her about it. But I took her with me to a strip club at a bachelorette bachelor party. One no, it was the night of the wedding. But my friend married a former stripper. So there you go.
Turley
The night of your wedding.
Gigi
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Turley
Okay.
Gigi
My friend in Oklahoma City knocked up a stripper and he did the righteous thing of marrying said stripper. And he comes from a very hoity toity family.
Caller
Oh.
Gigi
So it was an interesting setup. The best. The. The bridesmaid was a man. A gay man. Her bridesmaid was her gay friend.
Bob
Wow.
Gigi
Now the amount of tattoos on this wedding bridal shower. What do you call the lineup? You got the groomsmen, the maid. The maid, the bridesmaids. Yeah.
Bob
Wedding party.
Gigi
So the amount of tattoos on her side of the aisle was unbelievable. And this is at a country club in Oklahoma City. Absolutely outdoors, very formal. Oh, man, it was quite the scene. So after the reception, where would she want to go? She'd want to go where her friends are.
Caller
Sure.
Gigi
So we went to the strip club.
Bob
Is that right?
Gigi
And that's the only time I ever took my wife to a strip club. And she still said I really didn't like it.
Bob
You know, I worked with a dancer named Elizabeth. Her on stage name was Energizer Buddy.
Gigi
Okay.
Bob
Because she never stopped. She was very energetic. And she got married to a guy and she hired me to DJ her wedding reception. And we did the wedding reception. They had a nice dance, great buffets, everything was awesome. And she married one of her fans.
Gigi
Okay.
Bob
And at the end of the party, she got up and did a dance, and she danced.
Gigi
Did she get naked?
Bob
All 9 minutes of free Bird. That was his favorite song. And it was her. His favorite song to see her dance to. And she did a great exotic dance to Free Bird, Rebel flag and all.
Gigi
Keith Richards, come over here. He's. He's got his hand. He wanted to talk to us.
Turley
Oh, he's been strict.
Gigi
I think he's going to one up you, Bob. Keith, are you believing the story Bobo's telling? No.
Bob
Well, I believe Bobo. He's never. He's never lied to me.
Gigi
Have you ever dated a stripper?
Bob
Did you know his uncle is Morgan Freeman?
Bryce
No.
Bob
The great Morgan Free used to play Spider man or something like that.
Bryce
No.
Bob
Wonderful. I love strippers.
Gigi
Hey, Keith Richards.
Bryce
Strippers.
Gigi
Keith Richards. I forgot to. I forgot.
Bob
Oh, Paul me that.
Gigi
And you're. You're a music man. Do you remember In Excess?
Bob
People used to say I did lots of things in excess, but I don't believe it was the case at all.
Gigi
So, Keith, will you help us along with this? We're gonna play these two songs backwards. I know this is a little hard for your brain to grab, but you gotta guess the two songs, all right? Okay. These are In Excess songs. The winner. Call in 800-800-7234. If you know these songs and you need to beat Keith Richards to the punch. Cut.
Bob
J.D. ron, hand me my thinking cap.
Gigi
There you go, buddy.
Bryce
Grab it on.
Bob
Got it.
Gigi
Okay, cut two.
Bob
Oh, he's wailing on that.
Gigi
Stephen and Glen Rose, are you gonna beat Keith Richards to The punch.
Caller
Suicidal blonde and need you tonight.
Gigi
Keith. Is that right?
Bob
No.
Turley
Good song.
Gigi
What is right, Keith?
Bob
Okay, the first song is Strawberry Feels forever.
Bryce
No.
Bob
In the second one is the great Frank Sinatra, I did it my way.
Bryce
Okay.
Bob
Oh, J.J. oh, not really close.
Turley
We play him again real quick.
Gigi
Yeah.
Turley
Family in their Danish family speaking there.
Gigi
Listen. It sounds like dinner when I'm eating with my Danish family. It really does. All right, Chris. Oklahoma. Yeah.
Turley
First one's mediate.
Gigi
Second one level never tears apart. Yeah. All right. Wow. Keith Richards. You wrong.
Turley
That was a cool video.
Gigi
How did he die?
Turley
He. He was doing a little something where no asyxiation. Yes. Yeah.
Bob
That was a. That was a many tiered story. I researched that this week. They found him deceased. Okay. And asphyxiation. And they said it was a suicide.
Gigi
Okay.
Bob
They later released it. They found him kneeling face first at a door and slumped like he may have been doing something else.
Gigi
Well, did he have a belt around his neck? Yes.
Bob
Yeah.
Gigi
Okay. Well, you left that part out.
Bob
Well, I didn't want to be morose or anything. My rose. Yeah.
Gigi
Hello.
Turley
That's a good song. Suicide.
Gigi
Yeah, it's probably not appropriate for the suicide conversation. Was he blonde?
Turley
No.
Pre K
Sometimes he was sexy as hell.
Gigi
Really? What was his name? Michael. Michael Hutchins. Hutchins don't change. Do you have that one?
Pre K
His little dance. He came out. Yeah.
Bob
They kind of fit in that category where there's not a bad in excess song that I'm aware of. I mean, they're always very listening.
Gigi
This is one of their first ones and this was that MTV moment.
Bob
Yeah. The early stuff is outstanding for what it is, is. But they're mid period. The Kick album, which is what we're giving away, by the way, brought to.
Gigi
You by Born Late Records.
Bob
It's very. It's very dynamic music. I mean, it's like if Floyd were happy and up, they would sound like nxs. Cuz it's just such a full sound.
Gigi
In other news, the guy that walked the tab on the strip thing a minute ago, Abdullah. Blah blah, blah, blah. He was. His argument was that he was praying. You know, they do their prayers. The Muslims do their prayers several times a day.
Bob
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gigi
And that's why he was down on his knees.
Turley
All right, terrible jokes by John Clay Wolf.
Gigi
Hey, you know what?
Bryce
We have more the John Clay Wolf show coming up.
Gigi
We've got 51 seconds of it left. I want to sit here.
Bryce
Seconds of talk.
Turley
He's trying to distance as far as he can from my very Best.
Bob
My very best.
Gigi
It wasn't a joke. I'm reading it right here.
Bob
Yeah.
Bryce
You are sure.
Gigi
All right. All right. We'll go out with in excess. Oh, no, we. We actually do have 31 seconds to the top of the hour. So we're going to lose Florida Orlando right now. So guys in Orlando that are listening and want to keep riding with us, go to jcwshow.com and click the YouTube stream or just the listen live for the audio. And remember, the podcast goes up at about 3 o'clock today. If you'd like to sell your car, go to givemethevin.com that is who sponsors this show? They're our lead sponsor. Give me the vin.com. if give me the VIN does not beat a written in person carmax offer, we will send you a check for a hundred bucks. Give me the vin.com is America's best car buyer for a reason. It's because Bobo said so. We'll be right back.
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Gigi
Gigi, a friend of mine, we were kind of brainstorming on how to decorate the rattlesnake in Walnut Springs and he said, you need a wall of balls.
Pre K
What?
Gigi
Yep. A wall of balls. So I'm giving this shout out to all of our listeners that are into taxidermy. Squirrel balls, beaver balls, horse balls, cow balls. No human one at all.
Bob
It's whatever you got. Have a ball.
Gigi
Wall of balls. Have a ball.
Pre K
That's great.
Gigi
Deer balls, elk balls, caribou balls. I mean, you don't like it?
Bob
No idea.
Turley
I was at. You think about it. I went to this place and they had a wall of balls. What was the name of that place? It was the Rattlesnake. I mean, it's just something to talk about. Makes sense.
Gigi
Wall of ball. Yep. Send your balls to Laura Bush, manager of Rattlesnake Roadhouse.
Bryce
Right?
Gigi
Yep. In Walnut Springs, Texas. And they need to be processed.
Bryce
Okay.
Gigi
We don't want fresh.
Bryce
Fresh nothing fresh.
Gigi
Squirrel balls, chipmunk balls, the works. You like it? J. There it is.
Bryce
Nice.
Pre K
Like, would you touch them?
Gigi
Yeah, you pet them.
Pre K
That's kind of gross.
Gigi
Pet them.
Pre K
You touch them, they have little tiny balls, Right? Like ant would have little tiny balls.
Gigi
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bryce
You know, like a bumblebee.
Bob
Yeah.
Gigi
Little tiny one cricket ball. Remember Mr. Jiminy Cricket on busy.
Bryce
Oh, do I.
Turley
And we're talking about balls. Like, you play sports balls. Not, you know, anything else.
Bryce
What I was hoping.
Bob
Well, that's one of those primary biological differences between a mammal and say, an insect. You know, they don't.
Bryce
They don't.
Bob
Balls.
Gigi
Linda in San Diego, good morning. Are you there? Linda in San Diego, are you there? Are you still with us? You've been on hold forever. Pre K fluff. Linda on six. Let me know when she's back up. She fell asleep. I think she's been on hold for two hours. For real? Yep. 800. What? She's back. Linda, you there? I am here. How is the weather in sunny San Diego? Is it gorgeous like always?
Caller
Well, it's a bright blue sky with big fluffy white and gray clouds because we have moisture coming in.
Gigi
There you go.
Caller
It's lovely. It's for a winter day. It's gorgeous.
Gigi
Well, tell me what your message is.
Caller
You were talking about what to do with ashes.
Gigi
Oh, my dad. My dad. My dad's ashes, yes. From his death.
Caller
Well, my husband died five years ago or four years ago and we were avid road trippers. Over the course of 30 years, we. We. He drove mostly on a. Completed all the roads on a. AAA United States and Canada roadmap. We were on every single road we've been in, every single state and county of the United States, every single province and territory of Canada, and all by car. Now, when he passed away with his full involvement and discussion of this, our son and I, in order to take care of his ashes, we went on a five day road trip in his honor and distributed his ashes all along the I40 out to Oklahoma City, hung a right, went down to Texas, Texas hung a right and came back to San Diego. And we distributed his ashes in road stops and garden, you know, in flower beds and. And all sorts of places he loves in parking lots of his favorite barbecue place.
Gigi
Yeah, we got it.
Caller
I mean it was a phenomenal trip. It was. We talked to his box of ashes in the back. So he participated. We distributed the ashes with a Diet Coke can, which was his favorite beverage all along the way. Met all sorts of people who.
Gigi
Linda, Linda, Linda. I am trying to be sensitive and honor your story, which is nice, but you're going too far.
Caller
Ah, well, I'm sorry.
Turley
She was holding for two hours.
Caller
Okay.
Gigi
Hey, you know what I did? You know what we did? So we took the box of ashes and we just went down to the pond. The lake is real pretty, kind of parky. Looking at the ranch and it was dark. I felt like a scene out of Goodfellas is my. My son, my nephew, my brother and myself. And we dug a hole and put them in there.
Bryce
Perfect.
Bob
All right.
Bryce
Perfect.
Gigi
Right between the shooting. Right. Right between the shooting table and this tree. So I'll know where it is.
Bob
Good.
Gigi
But it felt very good, fellows. Ish. Digging up grave.
Turley
Yeah.
Gigi
With like. Each one of us had a shovel and we're digging fast. It's dark at night, flashlights going there. And I was like, this is. You know what you do when you got a problem.
Bob
Yeah. There's an episode. I've been watching Sopranos again, and there's a really good scene like that.
Gigi
Oh, yeah.
Bob
Get out there and move those things now.
Gigi
Gigi, have you seen Land man by Sher Taylor Sheridan? No.
Pre K
Is it good?
Gigi
Yep. It's better than good. I think I have to see it. Yeah. It's just two episodes around us. Billy Bob Thornton and it. Like him, Taylor Sheridan wrote Yellowstone and several others. What's. Anyway, did you see the second episode, Bob?
Bob
Absolutely.
Gigi
Yeah. I think he's got a big winner on his hand here.
Bob
You probably know all this stuff already, but just from the voiceover, the talking that Billy Bob does while he's doing things, they play a voiceover. The things I've learned about the oil industry in two episodes of this show is just phenomenal.
Gigi
What's cool is there's so many. I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and it was shot here and in Midland. But there's so many scenes around Fort Worth in the people like Monty, Jon Hamm's character. There's no question they're talking about Monte Moncrief.
Bob
No doubt.
Turley
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gigi
And there's so many people that are like, I know. I know a lot of these oil people in Fort Worth. And what. Here's my guess, and I'm not trying to get too deep. I'm gonna bet that Billy Bob was the big boss earlier in his career and he went broke as a wildcatter. And Ham, who's the big boss now, was working for him, and now the role has reversed.
Bob
You may be right, because if you.
Gigi
Remember that scene when Jon Hamm says, you better remember something, boy. Now I'm the boss.
Bob
Yeah.
Gigi
So something changed.
Bob
Don't ever raise your voice at me again.
Gigi
Yeah, I'm the boss now.
Turley
The dialogue is great. I mean, especially between him and his daughter.
Bryce
Love it.
Turley
Oh, man. Laugh out loud moments.
Bryce
You're just trying to kill me.
Gigi
So great.
Bob
You had a. You made a great assessment the other day when we were first talking about this JD said, you know what he's doing, right? It's Bad Santa in the oil field.
Bryce
That's all it is. You know, his character's Bad Santa.
Bob
It's a very similar. The way he talks to the cop in episode two. You're gonna just love.
Bryce
I'm gonna love it.
Turley
And again, great music. Like Whiskey Myers on there and stuff. Stuff. I mean, it's. Yeah, it's. It's a. It's a winner. Guy's printing money right now.
Gigi
Printing money. Printing. We're talking about Taylor Sheridan.
Bob
He's always been good though, those movies. Helen Heller, High Water and Sicario, his early stuff. He's always done gritty, down to earth, meaningful man movies. I mean, this is stuff a guy can watch. I've never. When you flip past Sicario, it's like the Godfather, you never turn it. It off.
Gigi
I've never seen it in my life. Have you seen Do It?
Bob
Just Do It.
Pre K
We used to watch all of those.
Gigi
Sicario.
Bob
Sicario, yeah.
Pre K
That's about the murdering guys who were worked with the drug pins.
Bob
Atf. Yeah. The Sicario is Spanish for hitman.
Turley
He's got, what, Lioness out too. That's a really good one.
Bob
Black Ops. Lioness is outstanding.
Turley
Tulsa Kings. I mean, it's.
Gigi
I watched Tulsa King last night. I'm still not through the last season. It's awesome. If you likes the Sopranos, you will like Tulsa King. Is it as good as the Sopranos? No, but is it. Is it a close backup? Is it a good replacement?
Turley
Yes, if you want actually another good replacement. The Penguin.
Bob
Yeah.
Turley
On. On hbo. Max, that is good replacement for what? Sopranos.
Gigi
Okay.
Turley
Yeah.
Gigi
Is it Italian? Because Tulsa King's not Italian.
Turley
Yeah, it is, but it's also got, of course, the Marvel, you know, or DC Comics type tinge to it, but it's really, really quick, really good.
Gigi
Philip in Pennsylvania. What's on your mind, boss?
Caller
Hey, how you doing? Good, good, good. Hey, I just wanted to say happy birthday to Pre K. You know, first and foremost. Did you know? Hello?
Gigi
Yep, go ahead.
Caller
Yeah. So today's first. First day of bear hunting. Have you ever been bear hunting?
Gigi
No, but we think we've seen Bigfoot out here at the ranch.
Bob
Yeah, I thought we weren't.
Caller
But yeah, I just want to say. I just want to give a shout out to Pre Kate. Tell them happy birthday and I love.
Bryce
Your show and I'm part of the.
Caller
Nights of the Wolf Pack and. And we just keep listening every Saturday and we. We're on the chat and thank you, we're like one big family.
Gigi
Absolutely. Thank you for being part of it. My name is John CLE Wolf by cars on the radio for America's best car buyer. Give me the vin.com and speaking of cars, the next segment is the lightning round. So call in right now during this music break. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234, 800, 800 radio radio. And call in with the cars. Average rough or clean year, make, model, miles and jump over to the stream right now if you Want to and jcwshow.com the YouTube stream because we're going to keep talking a little bit during this break and we can actually cuss. No, we can't. Because sometimes stations leave it open. Yeah. But we can still talk. All right, we'll be right back. And we guys on the stream in the chat room. 800 people there or 700. We're going to talk to you in just a second as we get through this commercial.
Bob
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Turley
Play wolf.com 30 seconds on network. Network. We're going to be clear here.
Gigi
If y'all have us on, it's your own damn fault. Just got a text message from the guy that owns kos. Oh, yeah, he's sending me some kangaroo balls.
Bob
All right.
Gigi
Kangaroo waos just sent me a picture of them. They're pretty balls, too.
Bob
That's so weird, man.
Gigi
You there, Gigi? Gigi, you would pet these balls. Let me send them to you.
Pre K
Do they look soft?
Gigi
Let me send them to Bryce and see if he can load them up on the stream. Bryce Barrett, Kangaroo balls Kind of looks like. Yeah, they look soft.
Pre K
Yeah. I would want to touch them.
Gigi
Well, you. You would or would not?
Pre K
I would want to touch them because they look soft. You have, like, little tiny balls. And I wonder what would have big, big balls.
Gigi
Me, cows.
Turley
Right.
Pre K
Well, other than you. Okay, cowboys.
Gigi
Hey, are all balls uneven?
Bryce
Wow.
Gigi
J. Are your balls perfectly even?
Bryce
No.
Gigi
Okay, Turley, are your balls.
Turley
No. I've noticed that. Yeah. No.
Gigi
Do you have a high low?
Bob
No, they're. They're both very large, but.
Gigi
But I didn't say about. I didn't say about size. But are they even?
Bob
I don't. I'm not sure. I think so.
Gigi
Mine are not exactly even.
Turley
Pre K. Ask about your balls. Yo, what's up? Are your balls even? Okay, Not. Come on now. I'm a G. Okay, y'all, really. I'm not giving any info up about my balls on Gigi's boots, ladies, if.
Gigi
Y'All want to know.
Turley
Y'all got to find out first hand.
Gigi
GG's got a high low. It's like boobs. Are they perfectly even? There's a word I'm looking for and I can't grab it.
Bob
Symmetrical.
Gigi
Yeah, duh. Yeah. My. Mine are not symmetrical.
Turley
The chat room's loving the ball talk, by the way. What's up, chat room?
Gigi
So, like, is the bigger ball the one that impregnates? There's the kangaroo balls up on the screen.
Bryce
Oh, my God.
Gigi
But that's what got me thinking about even, cuz those look perfectly even. So kangaroo bruise balls are even in this scenario.
Bryce
In as far as.
Bob
That's not bad at all. Okay.
Turley
Like a rabbit's foot.
Gigi
Yeah, it does look like a rabbit's foot.
Bob
Okay.
Gigi
Yeah.
Bob
When you were talking about that earlier, I thought hanging them on the walls, like, wouldn't that be yucky? Like some kind of jerky hanging on the wall, but with the hair and everything? Like, that's. Yeah, that's a lot better. That's a lot more palatable to the eye.
Gigi
Do you see it, G? You see the picture with the.
Pre K
I'm waiting for it to come up now.
Gigi
You gotta take your thing and pull it to the end. You're. You're. You're probably delayed in the stream. Oh, it looks like golf balls. No, it looks like a rabbit's.
Pre K
It looks like a little heart.
Gigi
Yeah, yeah.
Bryce
Upside down, set down heart.
Gigi
Yeah.
Bob
Looks like kind of like hairy boobies.
Bryce
Hairy boobies.
Gigi
Have you ever been doing that and got a hair in your teeth?
Bob
Doing what?
Gigi
You know.
Turley
Oh, two.
Bob
Ah.
Gigi
That's what he's talking about.
Bob
I don't want to brag about anything. It's. Yeah, I've got a. I've got a notable word of mouth, reputation.
Turley
I don't think he's talking to you. I think he's talking to Gigi.
Bob
Oh, good, because he was looking right at me. I'm sorry.
Turley
Hold on now.
Bob
Let me step off of that one.
Bryce
I don't want to brag.
Bob
No, you're not.
Turley
I was like, this is breaking news, baba.
Gigi
Hey, these people on the chat, the wolf pack clan. I wish. I wish we could do a. Like, a survey of where they're located. Actually, guys, on the chat, throw out your city and state, if you don't mind. I'd like to see if there's a trend. I would. I would. I would imagine that 50% of them were Texas, but I think I'm wrong.
Turley
Hear that? Chat room put your state or city? Yeah, Nashville starting to roll right now. We got 40 seconds, by the way.
Gigi
We only got 46. Okay, guys, we'll be back in a minute. We're gonna take just a quick breather, and we'll rejoin the network.
John Clay Wolf
Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevent.com hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.
Gigi
Andy in Dallas, Texas. A 21 Nissan Sentra. Is it on a lease or did you buy it? Hey, did you buy it or is it on a lease?
Caller
Buy it.
Gigi
Are you drunk?
Caller
No.
Gigi
Okay, because you're delayed. Like, you sound like you've been drinking. I mean, that's fine. It's not abnormal for this crowd, I can tell you that.
Caller
No, but I could have been drunk by now. I've been on here for four. An hour and 45 minutes.
Gigi
Okay, the quicker way to do it then is just go to give me the vin. Calm. The computer would have answered you immediately. And that goes for anybody listening. It's a Nissan sensor of 15,000 miles. Cars worth right about the miles. 14 grand.
Caller
Well, it's a special model.
Gigi
Okay, well, good then. 14. 1, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Tom, a 23 vet Z51. But which. Which is it? LTLT. 1, 2, 3. What have you got?
Caller
I know it's a 2. It's a 2LT.
Gigi
Okay, these vets are coming down. You know, they were too high forever, and now they're really coming down because they're getting supply. You can go to a Chevy dealership now and buy one. Where is. Before you could not. I mean, they weren't in inventory, but now they are. So is it a convertible or a coupe?
Caller
It is A coupe.
Gigi
What color?
Caller
Ceramic matrix. Gray metallic.
Gigi
Jesus Christ, just say it's gray. You people with your damn adjectives. It's a Z51, which is good.
Caller
I'm just going off what they know.
Gigi
I know, I know, I know. You want 72,000, you're too high. I think that's sticker on the damn thing, isn't it? Hell, it's over. Sticker.
Caller
No sticker on it was 97.
Gigi
Something was. Then they raised the sticker a bunch. Yeah, I mean, you know, but mmr. Like I'm looking at some comps of recent auction sales. Here's one 3,000 miles brought 66 grand. Here's one with 4,000 miles brought 63 grand. Here's one with 6,000 miles brought 62 grand. Here's one with 8,000 miles brought 65 grand. Here's one with 10,000 miles. 10,000. And actually I'm looking through here. I sold half of these in our lanes. 11,000 miles brought 62 grand. So that you know that that's what they're, they can be acquired for at the dealer auctions.
Caller
Yeah. Let me, let me ask you this, John. So the dealer buys it at the auction for 63 grand.
Gigi
Yeah.
Caller
Takes it to his dealership and sells it for 80.
Gigi
No. The average retail profit on the front end of a deal in the United States of America per the nada is like $1300 average. Now I'm not saying that, that. So they buy that car for 63 grand. Here's what they really do. They buy the car for 63 grand. Then they pay $1,000 buy fee to the auction. So now they're 64 grand. And then they take it to their dealers, ship at 64 what they have in it and they run it through their shop and they overcharge everybody because they, they pay their salespeople on commission. So remember they're 64 real money and then they put a service bill on it and a pack on it. So they bring it into inventory at like 66 grand is what they're paying commission on. And they ask 69 grand and they sell it for 68 grand and they show a two thousand dollar profit. But in reality they spread it four grand from where they bought. They just did internal charges to screw the salespeople out of commissions.
Caller
Yeah, I did. I'm only asking because I've looked at a couple of them around Fort Worth here and at the dealerships. They're basically the same as mine except for it's a convertible and it has more miles on it than mine.
Gigi
What they're asking and what they're getting. What they're asking and what they're getting. What? What they're asking, what they're getting are two different numbers. When's the last time you walked into a used car lot? I don't care if it's at a dealership or not. And gave what they're asking. Never.
Caller
Oh, I don't know.
Gigi
Never. 800. 807. 234. Remember, if you'd like to sell your car, go to America's best car buyer. It's online. They'll give you a bid immediately, automatically. And then a buyer can contact you, negotiate a different price. If you don't agree with the one that you got from the auto bid, Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com we have five locations in Southern California. We have three locations in Dallas, Fort Worth. We have two locations in Houston. We have two locations in Austin, San Antonio. We've got them all over the place. We've got one up in Oklahoma City. We have one in Vegas. We have one in Arizona. We can get you paid is what I'm trying to say. We get you paid today. Give me the vegetable. Be right back. I can't hold my tongue. These kids are my grandchildren and you are raising them wrong. They are terrible boys. Shut up, Chip, or I'll go ape crazy on your ass. Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey. You gonna let your sons talk to their grandfather like that? I'm their elder. I sure as hell am.
Caller
Chip, I love the way they're talking to you.
Gigi
Cuz they're winners. Winners get to do what they want. Only thing you ever done with your life is make a hot dog daughter. That's it.
Bryce
We wanted us some wussies, we would.
Gigi
Have named him Dr. Quinn and medicine Woman.
Bob
Okay.
John Clay Wolf
Oh, yeah.
Gigi
We're back.
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Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by Giveme the Dot Com.
Bryce
All right, this is getting serious. Now we have a hundred dollars for Pre K and I for birthday.
Bob
Wow.
Gigi
I was included in it.
Turley
Hey, we're going to the strip club, baby.
Gigi
Hey, it's time for Jeopardy.
Bob
Jeopardy.
Gigi
Jeopardy.
Turley
Yeah. We didn't do it last week, did we?
Pre K
I'm ready.
Gigi
I really enjoy this for some reason. It's kind of dumb.
Bob
We saved it for you, G. Must be time to test the intellect and pop culture IQ of our own. John Clay Wolf Show Crew.
Gigi
Pre Pre, is your mic hot?
Turley
Yes, sir.
Gigi
You get ready. Quit. Quit. Quit snaking around like, you're just too cool most of the time.
Turley
Look, I'm ready, man. And I'm coming for that number one spot. I haven't won yet. I want to win.
Gigi
Okay, let's roll.
Bob
Players, please keep in mind, don't give us your answer until you've been acknowledged after the ding.
Gigi
GG so let's practice Ding, ding, ding.
Pre K
Okay. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Gigi
Okay, so. So there's a good one. I said it first. He said, john, let's do it again. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. GG okay, so you won that one. Okay, there we go. Hey, let's roll.
Turley
Everybody's practice their dingers.
Bob
For your improved enjoyment of the game and mine, let's take a look at our categories. Category one, in the Dark Things to See in the Night sky. And category two, bearing it, all actresses who've appeared nude in film.
Gigi
Ding, ding, ding. John, who is Brooke Shields in Blue Lagoon?
Bob
That is incorrect and too damn dirty. Here's our first question. This constellation was known as the Big Bear to Latin speakers, but has a completely different name here in North America.
Gigi
Ding, ding, ding. John, what is the Big Dipper?
Bob
That is correct. Astrology face, bitch. Okay, question two. When you wish upon a falling star, chances are you're actually wishing on one of these.
Gigi
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Okay, he said John. Will you acknowledge that? Gigi?
Pre K
I acknowledge it. Okay, fine.
Gigi
What is the shooting star?
Bob
That is incorrect.
Gigi
Oh.
Pre K
Ding, ding, ding. What is a meteor?
Bob
That is correct.
Gigi
Oh. And what is a shooting star? A meteor.
Bryce
A meteorite.
Bob
When you wish upon a falling star, chances are you're actually wishing on one of these. G.G.
Pre K
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. What is the meteor?
Bob
That's correct.
Bryce
Meteorite. But.
Gigi
Okay, so does she win it twice?
Bob
We did it two times. Four years.
Pre K
Thank you. Thank you.
Bob
Next question. Ice particles in the atmosphere are the known cause of this colorful anomaly seen very rarely around the moon.
Turley
Pre K. Pre K. What is Aurora Borealis?
Bob
That is incorrect.
Turley
Oh, he was so confident.
Gigi
Hey, but if it's. If it's Northern Light, he's right.
Bryce
It's not.
Bob
That is incorrect.
Gigi
Okay, I'll shut up then.
Bob
We just talked about this on the show a couple weeks ago.
Bryce
JD What's a moon Rainbow?
Bob
That is correct. Moon rainbow. Isn't she lovely? On the category two, before more wholesome appearances in Police Academy and Mannequin, she did a sex scene as a character whose nickname was Lassie in 1981's Porky's.
Gigi
One more time, sir, before more Gigi.
Pre K
Who is Phoebe Cates?
Bob
That is incorrect.
Gigi
You cannot Ding again. Gigi.
Bob
I love Phoebe Cates.
Gigi
Turn. You've blown your wand.
Turley
18 seconds.
Pre K
Ever.
Gigi
Go. Read it again, please.
Bob
Before more wholesome appearances in movies like Police Academy and Mannequin, she did a sex scene as a character who was nicknamed Lassie in 1981's Porky.
Gigi
I don't remember her name. I can see her face. Gym teacher time is up next.
Bob
Correct answer was, who is Kim Cattrall? Kim Cattrall.
Gigi
If you would have said Sex and the City, we would have got it.
Bob
Way before Sex in the City. Question two, Though the scream queen never appeared nude in her iconic early horror film, she finally did in 1983's Trading Places.
Gigi
Ding, ding, ding. John, who is Jamie Lee Curtis?
Bob
That's correct.
Pre K
She's in training Places.
Bob
Love that movie. I just saw that this week. Still outstanding. Outstanding. Question three. Though she's considered a top notch, classically trained actress, she did bear it all for Leo DiCaprio in Titanic.
Gigi
I don't know her name.
Pre K
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Who is Kate Winston?
Gigi
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. We like to acknowledge me as the platform. Who is Kate Winslet?
Bob
Kate Winslet.
Gigi
Sorry, Jake, I was robbed a little bit.
Pre K
I demand a recount.
Turley
John is up three one, one right now.
Bob
Okay, let's go.
Turley
Double jeopardy time.
Bob
Let's go for double jeopardy time. Here we go. Back to category one. If you see a row of lights moving in unison in the sky, chances are you're looking at this.
Gigi
Ding, ding, ding. Satellites or no bull crap, we're looking.
Bob
For a more specific answer. Anybody else?
Gigi
Spaceship Elon Musk? Satellite.
Bryce
Ding, ding, ding.
Bob
J.D.
Bryce
Spacex.
Bob
That is incorrect.
Bryce
Damn.
Bob
It has a name. G.G.
Pre K
What is the meteor?
Turley
What is Starlink?
Bob
That is correct.
Turley
Oh, look, he is on the board, folks. And he is tied. Oh, no. He's one point behind John.
Bob
I apologize for the trick question. Question.
Pre K
That must mean I'm two points behind him.
Bob
These colorful natural light displays are noted for their beauty and are predominantly seen in high latitude regions.
Gigi
Dignity. What are the northern lights?
Bob
That's correct.
Turley
And now John is smoking, y'all.
Bob
That's what and where they are. Back to category two. Known predominantly for family friendly roles, this Academy Award winning actress showed us her bare top half in Blake Edwards. S.O.B.
Gigi
Never saw it.
Bob
Mary Poppins would not have approved.
Gigi
Ding. Meaning who is. Was it the Mary Poppins lady? Julie Robert? Julie Andrews? Nah. No way. She didn't show her boobs.
Bob
That's. That's. That's correct. And she did too. Really, John, if you've never seen SOB Nobody would love that movie more than you. You never saw S.O.B.
Gigi
I watch it. Let's go.
Bob
Oh, my God. Larry Hagman's best role ever. Would you agree, J.D.
Bryce
Absolutely.
Gigi
Julie Andrews took her top off.
Bryce
Yeah. What a hoe.
Pre K
What a hoe.
Gigi
Ho is a hoe for show for sure.
Turley
Guys, John is running away. He's got seven points are alive. You want to make one here for last?
Bob
Last question, just for posterity. Sec. If you ever wondered what's under that skirt, this actress showed us a brief, brilliant flash of that in Basic Instinct.
Gigi
John, who is Sharon Stone?
Bob
That's correct.
Turley
I mean, John just ran away. He's laughing, y'all.
Gigi
I mean, don't quiz me with nudes.
Bob
And those aren't easy questions. Good job, John.
Gigi
Thank you.
Bob
Pulled it out and showed it to us.
Turley
I mean, that's like 10 points. I don't think that's ever happened.
Pre K
I think we can stop discussing the score.
Gigi
All right, we'll be back. Remember, this show is brought to you by our sponsor, givemetheven.com who happens to be America's best car buyer. Go to givemetheven.com. put in your license plate number if you would like an automated bid on your car. And since we are not just robots, we will communicate with you and negotiate with you via text, email, phone, however you wish to do it. Why are you waving at me?
Bob
One more question for you, John.
Gigi
Okay.
Bob
Who's the most beautifulest beauty of them all?
Gigi
Don't know.
Bob
Gigi. You're supposed to say Gigi.
Gigi
It's me.
Bob
Goodness sakes, make her feel better, man. Come on.
Pre K
Yes, it's me.
Gigi
Okay.
Bob
Look at her face. She's smiling.
Gigi
Super pretty.
Bob
Still me smiling from the inside. Now that's what you do with women.
Gigi
Okay, I'm glad. I need to take women tips from Bob. I met so many of his girlfriends.
Bob
You're welcome. I hide my girlfriends because I don't want to talk to you about it.
Gigi
Are you going to get one tonight at the co at the Cross Canadian Ragweeds show in Rattlesnake.
Bob
I don't know.
Gigi
Oh, it's not Cross Canadian. It's Departed, Cody Candy. Yeah, we will be there tonight. If anybody is in the in the area, come on down. Okay, we'll be right back. See you in a second. Last night a little dancer Came dancing to my door Last night a little angel came pumping on the floor she.
John Clay Wolf
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Gigi
This is a good song.
Bryce
The babies. I played this.
Pre K
I like it.
Gigi
It was good stuff.
Bryce
Great tune.
Gigi
John and Whitney. Hey, man. John in Whitney, Texas. Good morning. You've got a 2004 SVT Lightning? Yes, sir. You want 55,000 for it and it's got 30,000 miles on it. First of all. No, can't make that work.
Caller
Okay.
Gigi
Where are you getting that price from?
Caller
Oh, I just been online, just kind of browsing around on it. And I've seen them anywhere from 40 to 65, but none with my mileage.
Gigi
I sold a 19 mile one for 60, so. And I've sold a 20,000 mile one for 33, albeit that was a year ago. I do think they're hot, but I, I'm. I will pay. I will pay mid to low 30s for yours. Just put me down for 35 grand.
Caller
35? Yeah.
Gigi
I don't know.
Caller
I have to think about that. It's pretty low mileage. It's Sonic Blue. It's the hard color to get a hold of. And when I originally bought it, we went to New Jersey to pick it up.
Gigi
But that's not my fault and I've.
Caller
Had it since 2011. Oh, I know. I mean, just because it's hard to find that color.
Gigi
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you don't live. We have a buy office about 15 minutes from you in Walnut. And if you want to come over here and pick up a check for $35,000, bring the title truck. You'll get one right there on the spot.
Caller
Now, I might consider 40 loaded. I got quite a bit of goodies to go with it too.
Gigi
Do this loaded into givemetheven.com Let me take a look, see, and let me do some research on New Jersey and Sonic Blue and how much you paid for gas on the way up there and on the way back. And if your kids asked you how many times you had to stop in the bathroom, all that good stuff. Let me figure all this out and I will. I don't think I can make it work, but I might. The Sonic Blue thing, you're throwing me for a loop. I'm not. I'm not sure about the money value of the Sonic Blue. So many of them were red in. In silver, but.
Caller
Well, in 04 there was 596 sonic blue. The rarest of them was the white that year.
Gigi
Is there a difference in the engine? Is there a difference in the engine between 03 and 04?
Caller
No, not really. They. They fixed all the hiccups they had on.
Gigi
Does it have a Terminator engine in it? That's in the O3 Terminator Mustang.
Caller
No, it's the 5.4 Supercharged, I think.
Gigi
That's a Terminator engine, isn't it? Anyway. Anyway, go to give me the vin.com loaded up. Let me take a look. Mike, make sure they get it to you, because I want to take a hard look at this one. Thank you, John. Okay. Speaking of hustlers, I got the road out here paved at the to the studio because you needed a four wheel drive and a mule to get from the gate.
Bryce
It was getting rocky to the stairs.
Gigi
Yeah. But I mean, it was really. When you drive in the gate here, you go up and down two hills, hills or three hills, and you really feel like you're on a roller coaster. And they're not little. They're big.
Bryce
Big hills.
Gigi
Huge. And it's pretty, pretty hairy. And you can't take any cars in or out. No, like, good cars, like the, the kind of cars we buy. If we have sports cars in here.
Bryce
Sure.
Gigi
I have to haul them out on a trailer and then haul them in on a trailer.
Turley
Well, that's a pain.
Gigi
And there's so much dust that it keeps everything dirty all the time.
Bob
Yeah.
Gigi
So I was thinking about what we're spending a year just keeping cars clean and moving cars around, and I went ahead and bit the bullet and the gypsies called me and gave me a better bid, like a third less than what they bid me at six, eight months ago.
Turley
The gypsies?
Gigi
Travelers. Travelers. Oh, well, I mean, they don't. I don't think that they refer to themselves that way, but no, probably not. They talk with the accent, you know. Now, are gypsies Irish?
Bob
Yeah.
Turley
Yeah.
Bob
Well, no. I mean, gypsy is considered a slur across much of Europe. It's just kind of an unknown ethnic origin.
Gigi
Travelers.
Bob
But travelers are kind of the Irish gypsies of North America. You know, there's a movie, Bill Pullman and was it Mark Wahlberg? Traveler. I don't know about those Irish guys. It opens with a scene. Hey, we can asphalt your driveway. We've got leftover materials.
Gigi
Always.
Bob
And what they do is paint it black. And as they're driving away, it starts to rain and the black starts running down.
Gigi
I'll tell you about these gypsies and gypsies, if you're listening, please don't be offended. I'm just. These guys are Like, I think they made it to the next level of kingpin mainstream gypsy. They have a lot of new trucks. They sell us a lot of trucks.
Bob
Nice guys.
Gigi
I met him yesterday. Yeah, but I'm sure they did some nasty hustling back, like, in the early days. But I think they've made enough money. Like, they live in the good neighborhood in town.
Bob
Oh, yeah, okay.
Gigi
But. But you know they're wild, right? They're not wild, but they're different. They're kind of like country folk. So they're running around the rich people neighborhood and four wheelers and side by sides and stuff, pissing people off. I do know that because people that live near them told me this. And when they told me where they lived, like, oh, my God, someone was just telling me about y'all.
Bob
The other day I met the guy and his son, and they were both totally normal. Seem like North Texas people.
Gigi
They have made it above the stereotypes.
Bob
The son is dressed absolutely normal, like I do. Shirt and jeans.
Gigi
Let me tell you what they did.
Bob
But he had a shiny belt, I understand. Not a shiny buckle, a shiny belt.
Gigi
That white one. They still got just a little bit of gypsy. But what they did do when they first got here. And great salesmen, right, would do something like this. They did my driveway a year ago, okay? And the first thing they did is they didn't like what they saw, so they redid it for free, okay? They did not charge any extra. So they bid the job, right? And they got up there and said, hey, I don't like the way this driveway selling. And they redid it. The driveways never looked better. They didn't charge me a dime for that. I'm like, okay. And then when I did change orders and I added more stuff to it, they didn't gig me. They charged, but they didn't charge that price that all those contractors love to charge and just slam you on change orders. So, ironically enough, I've been through a lot of contractors. Y'all heard all my struggles over the years.
Bob
Decades worth, right?
Gigi
I'm pretty happy with the gypsy gypsies right now.
Turley
Really? So you're gonna go more gypsy contracting?
Gigi
I think that they should open a home building company.
Bob
Very nice guys.
Gigi
Work, get here at 7, don't leave till 9. Now, everybody on the paving machine was Hispanic border, not a lick of English. Those guys run a skid steer so fast that if you get near them, you'll just break your leg. Just by being close to it, they're gonna. I've never seen equipment move that rapidly in my life. And then I started bitching. I was like, this. I got him out here. I got to make it right. And I'm like, hey, man, this is a brand new road. There's some rough spots in it. And they fixed it. And then I went through. I was like, it's not fixed good enough. And they came back out here the next day and bought grandpa out, who knows his eye. And he said, here's what's wrong. He started working and working and working and working. It got all straightened out. So this is a positive gypsy story.
Bob
Okay?
Turley
I. This is a first. I. Everybody write this down.
Bryce
Ever.
Gigi
I got an argument with Mark Cuban at the bar last night because he had a bad gypsy story on his paving. And he was cussing, said, it's going to do this, it's going to do that. You're going to hate them. Like, they came back a year later and actually said, I don't like. I didn't say a word about the driveway. They said, I don't like what I'm seeing here. And they spent all morning redoing the driveway for free. I don't know. So for all you gypsies out there, there is hope. You need to meet these guys.
Bryce
It's great.
Bob
They're pretty good.
Gigi
Pretty good.
Turley
Now, let's make sure we know time stamp this, because if the road starts falling apart real quick, we'll know where.
Gigi
But hey, hey, hey. Let me give you something else. On the tops of the hills, they. They charge me for one treatment. Right. Of chip seal. And on the. On the hills, they're like, man, I'm worried about those hills. I'm worried about. Those hills are so steep. Yeah. So they went and did another cap on all three of them free of charge.
Bryce
Damn. Damn.
Gigi
Call me crazy. Strike me with lightning, right? I don't know, man. What's happening? Gigi, are you a gypsy? You kind of look like one.
Pre K
I would like to think so. That'd be cool, huh?
Gigi
It would be cool, huh?
Bob
I like things.
Gigi
And all the gypsies listening to the radio and they're just like, yes, she's one of us. No, no, no. Just about the positive energy.
Turley
I mean, they are hustlers.
Gigi
That's.
Turley
That's.
Gigi
Yeah, but they did the work, dude. And they did it well. And they didn't solicit. When I made these add ons, I knew they were just going to clock me. And they did not clock me. And then they added this and they added that and that stuff that was not on the Bill, all the white guys I deal with would not have gone down like that. They would have started upselling my ass and they would not have let me. They would have. We would have gotten a big old or argument, shut the job down. I told him to get their stuff out of here. It been.
Turley
Is there anything in writing?
Gigi
No, this was all in a handshake and, and he wanted his check. I said I'm gonna pay you Monday after I inspected hard over the weekend to make sure you did all this stuff right. No problem. We'll see you Monday. Damn. I'm telling you. I'm telling you.
Bob
So these guys have elevated their game.
Gigi
Yes.
Bob
They've gotten better than their equipment.
Gigi
All new.
Bob
See, that's the.
Turley
Where did equipment come from?
Bob
That's the opposite of what I've experienced with dope dealers because dope dealers used to be really great, man. Sure enough, you know, not any. Since legalization, it's all gone to pot.
Bryce
Gone to pot.
Bob
Oh, that's funny. I didn't mean it. Sorry. I didn't mean to. Yes, you did.
Turley
You did.
Gigi
She did. Texas. So we. Coming up on the next hour, we've got Nevada, klos, la, kgb, San Diego. I forgot the call letters of the one in Arizona, I think Bakersfield, I think we have five affiliate security this next hour. Maybe the Fox in Denver, maybe not. But anyway, the podcast goes up this afternoon about 3:00. You can go to jcwshow.com and grab it and pull it down and listen to stuff you missed. Or a lot of people just drive themselves to work and back with it because they think we're the best damn radio show on the air anymore because the radio stations quit paying anybody anything and they ran all their talent off. So we didn't win because we're so good. We won from process of elimination.
Bryce
Not true.
Gigi
We'll be back in some cities and the rest of them, we'll see you next Saturday. Have a great happy Thanksgiving. See y'all.
Bob
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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #480 Summary
Release Date: November 24, 2024
Introduction
In Episode #480 of The John Clay Wolfe Show, hosted by John Clay Wolfe and powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, listeners are treated to a vibrant mix of humor, car discussions, sports betting insights, and an engaging interview with Cody Canada of Cross Canadian Ragweed. The episode seamlessly weaves through various topics, maintaining an entertaining and dynamic flow while catering to both new and longtime listeners.
1. Morning Banter and Technical Troubles (00:00 - 02:38)
The show kicks off with the hosts engaging in light-hearted banter about mysterious disruptions to their on-air equipment. Gigi expresses frustration over her malfunctioning headphones:
[00:52] Gigi: "Every week I come in here and get on the air and my headphones are either blown out or turned all the way down. So someone is sitting at my seat and jacking with my headphones."
Bob and Turley humorously speculate that the maid might be behind the interference, adding a touch of workplace comedy to the morning.
Notable Quote:
[01:08] Gigi: "Someone is sitting at my seat and jacking with my headphones. Who is it, Bryce? Is it you?"
2. Personal Health Stories and Comedic Interludes (02:04 - 04:26)
Pre K shares a personal story about thyroid surgery, leading to a humorous exchange about wigs and neck fashion:
[02:05] Gigi: "And it can cover that. Hello. Yeah, my name is Gigi."
The conversation shifts to light-hearted jokes about medical procedures and personal appearances, showcasing the hosts' camaraderie and quick wit.
Notable Quote:
[02:12] Gigi: "I have a big radio voice. Yes."
3. Promoting the YouTube Stream and Listener Engagement (04:19 - 06:43)
Gigi and Turley discuss expanding their reach through a YouTube stream, encouraging listeners to join their online community:
[04:26] Bryce: "They're on before we get on."
Gigi explains the benefits of participating in the chat room, likening it to an online meeting place for "hoodlums and insurrects":
[04:26] Gigi: "It's like an AA meeting. It is online."
The hosts promote interactive segments and giveaways, fostering a sense of community among listeners.
Notable Quote:
[04:46] Gigi: "It's like an AA meeting. It is online."
4. Sports Betting Segment: NFL and College Football Picks (06:15 - 15:08)
A significant portion of the episode revolves around the hosts' sports betting segment. They discuss recent bets, analyze upcoming games, and debate predictions for NFL and college football matches.
Key Discussions:
NFL Bets: Gigi reveals she's down on her bets but hopeful as they discuss game outcomes.
College Football Showdowns: The hosts delve into upcoming games, including Indiana vs. Ohio State and Army vs. Notre Dame, weighing team performances and odds.
Snowy Browns vs. Steelers Game: They recap a thrilling snowy matchup, sharing personal anecdotes and memorable moments.
Notable Quotes:
[06:37] Gigi: "So there's no chance."
[08:01] Gigi: "I have to figure out how much it's worth."
The hosts' dynamic takes center stage as they humorously navigate their differing opinions and betting outcomes.
5. Lightning Round: On-Air Car Bidding (09:01 - 28:35)
In the highly anticipated Lightning Round segment, Gigi bids on listener-submitted cars in real-time. This interactive portion sees callers detailing their vehicles, from classic models like the 1997 Silverado to unique 2004 Nissan Sentras.
Highlights:
Caller Interactions: Listeners call in with various cars, negotiating bids and sharing personal stories related to their vehicles.
Gigi's Analysis: Gigi provides insightful valuations based on mileage, condition, and market trends, showcasing her expertise in the automotive domain.
Notable Quotes:
[11:54] Gigi: "There you go. Crab, why are you calling me during the lightning round?"
[12:03] Gigi: "Because the loan carry was too high. The LTV was out of whack."
Listeners enjoy the blend of humor and practical advice as Gigi navigates each bid with flair.
6. Mail from Jail: Listener Messages (51:19 - 71:08)
The segment "Mail from Jail" features heartfelt and humorous messages from listeners incarcerated in various facilities. Kevin Duncan from Coleman Federal Correctional Complex shares his appreciation for the show and updates on his situation, while other listeners express gratitude and share personal anecdotes.
Notable Quote:
[95:29] Bob: "So why would they give you a point of sale award for that?"
[96:14] Bob: "He did not get cleared of all that."
The hosts respond with empathy and humor, fostering a supportive environment for all listeners.
7. Exclusive Interview: Cody Canada of Cross Canadian Ragweed (74:11 - 84:21)
A standout moment in the episode is the in-depth interview with Cody Canada, frontman of Cross Canadian Ragweed. Cody discusses his band's history, the reformation with The Departed, and upcoming performances at the Rattlesnake Roadhouse in Walnut Springs, Texas.
Key Points:
Band Dynamics: Cody elaborates on the differences between Cross Canadian Ragweed and The Departed, emphasizing musical evolution and group synergy.
Concert Details: Insights into sold-out shows, lineup details, and future plans to develop Walnut Springs into a vibrant music hub.
Notable Quotes:
[76:06] Gigi: "We're trying to get this built up, like kind of Green Haulish."
[80:56] Gigi: "It’s nice, I didn't think that we would even come close to this."
Cody Canada's candor and passion for music resonate throughout the conversation, offering listeners an exclusive glimpse into the life of a prominent musician.
8. Comedic Segments and Game Show Fun (85:04 - 126:08)
The hosts infuse the episode with humor through various segments, including a mock game show akin to Jeopardy. They engage in playful trivia, cracking jokes and teasing each other while interacting with listeners.
Highlights:
Trivia Challenges: Categories like "In the Dark Things to See in the Night Sky" and "Bearing It – All Actresses Who've Appeared Nude in Film" test the hosts' pop culture knowledge.
Humorous Exchanges: Light-hearted insults and playful banter maintain an engaging atmosphere, ensuring listeners remain entertained.
Notable Quotes:
[137:54] Turley: "That's a good song. Suicide."
[139:06] Gigi: "Sharon Stone? No."
These segments highlight the hosts' chemistry and ability to blend informative content with comedic relief.
9. Listener Call-Ins and Final Thoughts (126:08 - End)
Throughout the episode, numerous listeners call in with their car queries, personal stories, and humorous anecdotes. Gigi adeptly handles each call, providing expert advice on car valuations and fostering a lively interaction with the audience.
Notable Quotes:
[140:05] Caller: "I know it's a 2LT."
[141:53] Gigi: "If you'd like to sell your car, go to GiveMeTheVIN.com."
The episode concludes with heartfelt thanks to listeners, reminders about upcoming content, and a final comedic exchange, leaving audiences eagerly anticipating the next show.
Conclusion
Episode #480 of The John Clay Wolfe Show epitomizes the show's signature blend of humor, community engagement, and expert automotive insights. From personal stories and sports betting to interactive car bidding and exclusive musical interviews, John Clay Wolfe and his team deliver a captivating broadcast that resonates with a diverse audience. Notable moments, such as the candid conversation with Cody Canada and the dynamic Lightning Round, underscore the show's appeal, making it a must-listen for car enthusiasts and comedy lovers alike.
Notable Quotes with Timestamps:
[00:52] Gigi: "Every week I come in here and get on the air and my headphones are either blown out or turned all the way down."
[04:26] Gigi: "It's like an AA meeting. It is online."
[06:37] Gigi: "So there's no chance."
[11:54] Gigi: "There you go. Crab, why are you calling me during the lightning round?"
[74:11] J: "You know, I mean I've been playing for everywhere from 200, like you know, 200, 300 people on average."
[137:54] Turley: "That's a good song. Suicide."
[139:06] Gigi: "Sharon Stone? No."
These quotes capture the essence of the episode's blend of humor, interaction, and informative content.